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If ISIS Started a Streaming Service
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| The comedy arena is the one free outside of talk radio and the internet, or parts of the internet. | |
| And here was, I played this earlier, the first hour. | |
| It is so good, though, I want to play it again from Ricky Gervais, MC Golden Globe Awards. | |
| We were going to do an in memoriam this year, but when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough. | |
| It just, no. | |
| I can't believe they're laughing. | |
| It was mostly white people. | |
| And I thought, nah, not on my watch. | |
| Maybe next year. | |
| Let's see what happens. | |
| They were uncomfortable looks, really. | |
| I'm shocked that there was any laughter. | |
| I'm surprised he wasn't booed. | |
| The list of dead ones was not diverse enough. | |
| I mean, that's just brilliant. | |
| Play the next one. | |
| Spoiler alert, season two is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself. | |
| Just like Jeffrey Epstein. | |
| Shut up! | |
| I know he's your friend, but I don't care. | |
| That's really dark. | |
| Play the third one. | |
| It wasn't the only epic movie. | |
| Once upon a time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long, Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. | |
| You've got to admit, that's funny. | |
| Even Prince Andrew's like, come on, Leo, mate. | |
| You know, you're nearly 50, son. | |
| And then a dig at Apple. | |
| Apple roared into the TV game with a morning show. | |
| A superb drama, yeah. | |
| A superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. | |
| So, well, you say you're woke, but the companies you work for, I mean, unbelievable. | |
| Apple, Amazon, Disney. | |
| If ISIS started a streaming service, you'd call your agent, wouldn't you? | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| That was a great line. | |
| If ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent. | |
| that's that's pretty powerful. | |
| ISIS started a streaming service you'd call your agent wouldn't ya? | |
| So if you do win an award tonight don't use it as a platform to make a political speech right? | |
| You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. | |
| You know nothing about the real world. | |
| Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. | |
| So if you win right come up accept your little award thank your agent and your God and that he and then he's an explorer to get off the stage. | |
| It's amazing that he said these things, I have to say. | |
| That was quite remarkable. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to go on here. | |
| Those of you just tuning in. | |