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The comedy arena is the one free outside of talk radio and the internet, or parts of the internet.
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And here was, I played this earlier, the first hour.
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It is so good, though, I want to play it again from Ricky Gervais, MC Golden Globe Awards.
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We were going to do an in memoriam this year, but when I saw the list of people that had died, it wasn't diverse enough.
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It just, no.
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I can't believe they're laughing.
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It was mostly white people.
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And I thought, nah, not on my watch.
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Maybe next year.
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Let's see what happens.
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They were uncomfortable looks, really.
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I'm shocked that there was any laughter.
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I'm surprised he wasn't booed.
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The list of dead ones was not diverse enough.
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I mean, that's just brilliant.
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Play the next one.
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Spoiler alert, season two is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself.
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Just like Jeffrey Epstein.
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Shut up!
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I know he's your friend, but I don't care.
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That's really dark.
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Play the third one.
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It wasn't the only epic movie.
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Once upon a time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long, Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him.
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You've got to admit, that's funny.
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Even Prince Andrew's like, come on, Leo, mate.
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You know, you're nearly 50, son.
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And then a dig at Apple.
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Apple roared into the TV game with a morning show.
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A superb drama, yeah.
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A superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China.
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So, well, you say you're woke, but the companies you work for, I mean, unbelievable.
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Apple, Amazon, Disney.
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If ISIS started a streaming service, you'd call your agent, wouldn't you?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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That was a great line.
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If ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent.
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that's that's pretty powerful.
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ISIS started a streaming service you'd call your agent wouldn't ya?
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So if you do win an award tonight don't use it as a platform to make a political speech right?
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You're in no position to lecture the public about anything.
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You know nothing about the real world.
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Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
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So if you win right come up accept your little award thank your agent and your God and that he and then he's an explorer to get off the stage.
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It's amazing that he said these things, I have to say.
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That was quite remarkable.
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All right.
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I'm going to go on here.
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Those of you just tuning in.
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