WHAT UP MY PEOPLE skewers toxic "looks maxing" culture, exposing dangers like bone-smashing and drug abuse via Clavicular’s paid coaching. Guest mocks women’s vanity while adopting it, dismisses ADHD/autism diagnoses as overused excuses, and rants about custody laws, citing Pearl Adams’ infidelity. Frustrated with debates and dating formulas, they pivot to selling a mortgaged condo for a prefab home, framing success as self-made—yet still blaming systemic "female evil" for their struggles. The episode blends personal grievances with broader critiques of privilege, discipline, and societal shifts. [Automatically generated summary]
I've had the world watching for a while now They criticize my every move And maybe I'm going out of style now But that's alright when I'm with you And the world don't need to know for minute
But my world's been so much better with you in it I talk too much Hold on, I think the volume's slightly too high.
I talk too much I shouldn't say so soon But I know I'm falling for you Falling in love in the dark Watching the world fall apart
We won't be their heroes because we're the star of our own show I'll give you the keys to my heart In the dark
In the dark In the dark The world's been telling us that we ain't just a boy to know good degenerates
and maybe they put me back but when I'm with you I'm fine with that I'll give you the keys to my heart in the dark in the dark in the dark in the dark oh thank you
Thank you everybody.
I appreciate the applause.
I appreciate the applause You know You know I love you guys I really do I Just know you guys have my back.
I know you do You know being in the news again because obviously I just did this headliner event I forgot I was I've been reminded why I hate being this big.
Oh my God.
Not that I'm that big, but I hate it.
I hate the deal with the devil.
I just love performing.
I love doing this.
But it comes at a cost.
And now it's it's leftist mother effers always, you know, they sit on these streams waiting to take anything out of context.
Like this, you know.
It's like, anyways, hold on.
So today I was asked to react to by a fan, Brett Cooper, talking about Looks Maxers.
So I'm a clavicular fan.
I think he's cool.
I think he's funny.
I really appreciate that he's like sticking to the bit.
But whenever men do women's strategies, so whenever a man says, you know, I'm going to do what women are doing, I'm going to ghost bitches.
I'm going to pump and dump them.
Just like women pump and dump men.
Or, you know, leave their husbands.
Women will start to shame them.
So like Brett Cooper in the past, you know, she shamed Fresh because he was like pumping and dumping these hoes or whatever.
Um, even conservative women hate masculinity, like they don't like it when men do what women do to get leverage.
Somebody asked me to react to Brett Cooper being a woman, it's not her fault, it's our DNA.
You know, I'm looking skinny.
Well, thank you.
I, do you know what?
My journey the last few weeks has been bad.
I honestly was prepping for the debate so much that I was prepping for the debate so much that I really was eating.
I really was not eating well.
Fresh doesn't like you, he talks about it openly.
Well, I don't, that sounds like a him problem.
You know, I don't really care.
All right, oh, don't mind me.
I'm just looks maxing.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you are going to find out today because today we are talking about what could possibly be the fakest man on the internet.
Now, mind you, Brett Cooper, remember, she benefited from looks maxing.
Like, she's done the color analysis.
Um, she wears makeup, or at least she has on her show.
Nothing against it, but women look smax all the time.
So it's like the fact that you know, you can't really, anyways.
It is time for you guys to meet Brayden Peters, also known on the internet as clavicular.
So, you might be thinking, Brett, why the heck are you making me watch a video of a 20-something-year-old Instagram model, a man that basically looks like he walked off the set of the summer I turned pretty?
Well, I am showing you because what this man is showing young people, what he is teaching them how to do, has got to be one of the most dangerous trends on the internet right now.
Before we dive into that, though, make sure that you like this video, subscribe to the channel if you have not already, and of course, ring that notification bell to make sure that you stay up to date on all of our episodes.
I'm not gonna do that.
Okay, let's go.
Basically, glowing up as the girls say, but for guys, and here are a couple examples.
Okay, so in that one, he's just showing off his glow up.
is another one okay I shouldn't laugh because they're trying to show that they've increased you know confidence that they feel like they look better But in all of these videos, it's always like I can do that too.
I can look smacked, I don't even need to get buckle fat surgery.
Brett, you have looks maxed, yeah.
But this is it's it's kind of like whenever men try, women just love antagonizing them and like making fun of them.
Anyway, moving on from that, what is interesting about the looks maxing community-I actually think she has a crush on cat um clavicular.
I think she has a crush on him and sneak.
So, a lot of times, what'll happen is a lot of times the men that women complain about are the ones they're attracted to.
So, generally speaking, conservative women get like beta bucks husbands.
That's just, I mean, that I mean, we all know that's kind of the default.
So, they have a tendency to have crushes on the alpha fucks that they can meet through work or other avenues.
So, it's just you know, is it is often contrasted with the BP or the black pill movement and not the black pill in the political sense or in my sense where I'm like, oh, guys, it's it's us versus them, it's the elites versus normal Americans, both parties.
Yeah, so she does the us versus them because it gives people power.
Parties are the same, we're living under a global uniparty.
It's not that kind of black pill.
It is everything is depressing and there's no hope, but it's about attractiveness.
BP in this sense is black pilling about your looks with a determinalistic worldview that says that the only thing that matters for dating and success in the world is your attractiveness, and you will not be able to change it if you're not attractive.
You know, at age 16, you're never going to be attractive and there is no hope for you.
So, on the surface, looks maxing and glowing up.
That sounds fantastic.
Like, I am all for self-improvement, whether you are a man or a woman.
I think, but if you don't do it in the way I want, then you're bad.
I see the gender divide getting worse in this country.
I really do.
I did a coffee thought too, but it's not uploading, by the way, for you guys on the Ashley St. Clair situation because you see that now all the conservative women are jumping on the Ashley St. Clair bandwagon.
Sometimes, when I upload a video, I don't know, maybe you guys tell me why it would do this.
It'll take like a day to upload, but other times it'll be really fast.
Um, okay, let's see.
It is awesome.
The men are online encouraging each other.
Hey, you should try this, you should do this, feel better in your skin, whatever it is.
Like, that should be wholesome content.
That should be something that I am able to stand behind and say, Yes, snaps for you, men.
Good job.
Go out there, get your bag, get your jawline, all of that stuff.
But then you keep going on TikTok, you get into the weeds.
And you'll see, this is how we become so insufferable because it becomes very profitable, especially as commentators, to nag.
It becomes very, it's like now we become naggy.
So realize that the self-improvement isn't just getting a gua shaw or ice rolling in the morning or getting a skincare routine, getting on accutane or hitting the gym.
It's actually something a lot more sinister.
And this is how our friends, Clavicular or Brayden Peters, also hit that like button.
Hit that like button, please, guys.
Do me a favor, hit that like button.
Would describe it.
Take a watch.
Looks maxing is basically like the most intensive version of self-improvement.
Like it's really like doing a lot of shit to improve your looks, whether that be steroids, whether that be peptides, plastic surgery.
Okay, does looks maxing now.
I want to say, I know people on steroids, and I got to be honest, all of them report it's changed their life.
I'm honest about plastic surgery, right?
I'm on Anna, Anna Kasparian's nose job did her wonders.
So, you know, I'm not anti-plastic surgery at all.
And I cannot be anti-looks, you know, steroids for men.
I gotta, I gotta ask about the results, you know, and I gotta be honest.
Include wearing your hat sideways.
Like, no, there might be side effects and consequences, but a lot of results, you know.
You're a 2008 white rapper because I don't think so.
Sorry, that was a that was a low blow.
I'm admitting that.
I'm going to reign myself in.
That was a low blow.
But anyway, what he is describing in this video is something that he is now known for.
And it is called hard maxing, or that is the extreme side of looks maxing, where men are doing steroids.
They're getting implants.
They're undergoing very serious plastic surgery.
And in my mind, I'm like, okay, you want to be hot?
Fine.
Go for it.
Do what you want to do.
But it also is darker than that because these communities, these influencers online, like Clavicular, are pushing this idea that men's value as a person, i.e., you know, their success, their dating options, their social status, is solely based on their appearance.
And that they treat them, right?
Because women treat them differently.
Now, I'm a vibes type of girl.
And I think a lot of women will admit this: that, okay, if there is a guy that, I mean, we don't go below sixes.
So let's say there's a guy that's a six, an eight, a nine, like a girl might pick a six or a seven over a nine of a man because the nine seems like he would never commit.
And he probably wouldn't.
So women have that aversion.
But any guy that's had a really good-looking friend knows how different women treat men that are like good-looking.
So they need to do whatever it takes to change that, that they need to take extreme measures in order to move themselves up in the attractiveness ranks.
And this trend on social media is really picking up steam.
There have been a lot of articles written about it recently.
The Guardian wrote: Men are rated.
This is in this kind of looks-maxing community.
Men are rated from being PSL gods, exceptionally attractive men, to Chads, generally attractive men, and finally, sub fives, which is unattractive men.
Men are encouraged to believe that they can move up through the scale by a process called looks maxing, which can be as unproblematic as going to the gym or as damaging as changing the structure of the jaw using a freaking hammer.
And again, we're going to get into this because it is so.
Do you guys think it works?
It wouldn't really shock me if they work, if it works.
Say, and before you guys come at me, because I know that this always happens, before you come back me and you're like, Brett, stop attacking men.
Men need to do whatever they need to do.
Like, leave us alone.
Listen, I would say the same thing for women.
Yeah, see, again, that's an egalitarian argument.
So that's what I say.
All women are feminists because, like, again, if you're a conservative woman, you know, you can't talk to a man the way you talk to a woman.
So it's always, it's, it's always default to egalitarian.
Um, that's why it doesn't, that's why I say there's no good women.
All women, even me, are feminists, all of us.
What do you mean, the situation?
I did a stream on it yesterday.
So, um, I'll answer questions.
Um, I know they're saying I wanted to like, I don't know, they're baiting me.
Okay, here.
Because women do a lot of this insane stuff as well: the crazy diets, the plastic surgery, the buckle fat removal, all of this stuff, the insane fake eyelashes, the jasmine crocket nails, all of that.
It is too much.
It is too much for both men and women.
I'm drawing the line in the sand there.
But as you're going to see, I think what clavicular is doing is a little more insane than what most.
All right.
I showed my baby mama your opening statement against Dana, and now she's threatened me.
I will never see my kids again.
I saw them every weekend.
Uh, well, why would you show your baby mama that?
I don't.
I'm not really sure what you thought that would, because women are spiteful.
So, if you ever imply they're like bad people, they'll just, uh, yeah, you know, I'm not, I'm not trying to come at you.
that's a very terrible situation but i don't know what um and by the way guys they're trying to all right here we go Normal women are doing like me at 14, saran wrapping my thighs, trying to get a thigh gap is not the same as bashing in my face.
Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Here is Brayden Clavicular before and after, and then we'll get into what got him to this point.
So, you can see his before and after here.
And yes, obviously, he has done things cosmetically, but I feel like a lot of this is just puberty, like between the ages of 16, which is when he well, and um, testosterone started and 20, 22, 23, 24.
Your body changes, men, you develop, your face shape changes, your jaw becomes more pronounced, you grow into your features.
Puberty happens to all of us, and we look a lot better later.
Like, I actually think, and this is probably very controversial for a lot of the red pill people online, but like, I think women and men continue to get more attractive.
Like, once you hit like your late 20s, you're that's cope.
You do not get more attractive.
Look, I'm someone that lost weight when I got older.
I'm thinner now than I was 10 years ago.
I was still better looking 10 years ago.
Men will take a chubby 20-year-old over a thin 30-year-old.
They will.
They will.
I mean, that's just life.
It blows, but take the L. that's an L. Um, yeah, I mean, she did look better two to three years ago.
So did I. You know, you got to age.
It just is what it is, you know?
30s, like I feel like people come into their prime at that point because your facial structure seems more mature, but that was not happening soon enough.
Cope.
Cope.
Brooklavicular.
So he took matters into his own hands.
And we can see there are impressive results.
But here's the thing.
This man is not paying millions of dollars to get the, you know, Kim Kardashian, the Chris Jenner, like insane facelift.
He's not getting, you know, butt implants, whatever it is.
He is doing something called bone smashing, which obviously you saw reference in that video.
That's the reason why I'm sitting with a freaking hammer next to me.
Now, bone smashing is a very chronically online practice where you literally hit your bones with an object like a hammer to make them stronger and to aesthetically try to reshape them.
And no, I'm not kidding.
This is something that people online are telling their audience to do.
Here he is talking about it.
Can you tell him what bone smashing is?
Because bone fracture is shocked.
So I don't know if you've ever heard of Wolf's Law.
You know, this is a principle that states that if you create micro fractures to a bone, it's actually going to grow back stronger.
So you're inducing this by bone smashing, whether it be with a hammer, with your fists, either way.
Yeah.
I mean, again, it's not something.
Would I do it?
Yeah.
I mean, but it's just like, what am I going to nag men about?
I mean, if he wants to do it to his face, it's his face.
Or to, you know, grow your bones and get a more masculine chiseled face.
Like traditional women, they know you don't have the right to tell men anything ever.
But, you know, it just is what it is.
None of us are traditional, though.
We hoes.
You know how it goes.
Okay.
Yeah, I bone smashed.
Yeah.
You smashed your face in, and what did you do after?
Like you went to the doctor and they reconstructed you?
No, no, no, no.
So it's just small micro fractures and the bone grows back stronger quickly.
Yeah, the calcium.
Okay.
I usually do not think that the women on Fresh and Fit really add much value to the world, but they are adding a lot of value to my life right now with their facial expressions.
Like this woman sitting next to me being like, you did what?
You smashed your face in.
He's like, no, I didn't go to the doctor.
I just made tiny micro fragments.
It's Wolf's law or whatever it is.
My jaw is growing back stronger.
You know how your jaw also grows back stronger?
By growing up.
By becoming a man, you do not need to take a hammer to your face for that.
Yeah, but you don't need to tell men anything.
And see, that's the challenge.
Okay, number one.
Why do I cover the low intellectual?
Somebody sent this to me.
I mean, you can send me something else you want to react to on Twitter, you know?
That to happen.
But hey, just little, it's just little micro fractures, nothing to it.
Like, I'm sorry.
But no, I know I'm laughing about all of this, but this is just a step way too far.
Like, we're not going to be doing this.
We're not going to normalize this.
We are not going to be telling young men to start taking hammers or fists to their faces.
That is insane.
Look, young men are going to do what they're going to do.
They don't listen to anybody.
That's part of being a man.
You don't need approval.
Women need approval and women will do dumb stuff we see on the internet.
Men will do something because they think it's going to work.
So if men are going to bone smash, it's because it works.
If it doesn't work, they'll stop.
So that's the, yeah.
I was thinking, guys, I think I'm going to do comedy open mics all week.
I know this is off topic, but I want to get over my stage fright.
And I was like, what if I just do comedy open mics and bomb?
And then I'll bomb so many times that nothing can like my fear is gone.
Anyways.
Hey, if you're worried about your jaw, oh my God, try mouth tape, get Invisaligned.
That helps.
Gua sha.
Like, I will, I will personally buy you one of the jaw exercisers.
If you are considering taking a hammer to your face, let me know.
I will Amazon it to your house before you start breaking your jaw.
Somebody got it and said, you do not need to looks max to be seen as good looking.
You just need to care a little bit for yourself, literally.
Like the bar is on the floor.
You don't need to take a hammer to your face.
You can like maybe go to the gym once a week and you will be taking a huge step forward.
Somebody else said, RAP did the OG looks maxing, aka self-care.
What is, you know, sometimes my audience, guys, all right.
You are a mud shark.
I do a little mud sharking.
I won't lie to you.
But it's a little spurgy.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like, can we just, can we just move on?
Like, who are you banging?
Do you know what I mean?
It's just like I'm an equal opportunity.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just, anyways.
Or healthy lifestyle and/or.
Yeah, apparently that all is just way too soft now.
That's apparently soft maxing.
We're hard maxing now, apparently, taking fists to the job.
But guys, we're not done.
Because if you thought the hammer to the face was crazy, well, he's not just doing that.
He's also doing Coke and meth for health, of course.
For three days, I spammed a combination of Adderall and methamphetamine for appetite suppression.
And I didn't, I literally went on a three-day fast and stayed awake the entire time.
And I lost five pounds.
Okay.
Okay.
You did all of that to lose five pounds.
Sorry, I cut him off.
Five pounds is a lot.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you.
I had something personal happen to me.
I'm not going to get into it, but I was very sad.
Devastated.
Not this whole debate, something else.
And I ended up not eating for like three days and it was amazing.
I made so much progress on my cut.
Oh my God.
I was, I was, oh my God.
I was like, I need to be devastated more often.
Make me sad.
Make me sad, you know.
Yeah.
Do you know what?
No, not really.
I mean, honestly, I learned.
So I didn't really care.
I look like I just got done crying.
Well, that was kind of the craziest thing I've done.
It was pretty neurotoxic to be up that long, but thankfully we have, you know, something called cerebrolysin to recover from the neurotoxicity.
Yeah, I would say that doing meth and Adderall and staying awake for three days and not eating would be very toxic for your brain.
Also, five pounds, you did all of that for five pounds.
And the thing is, fasting five pounds, it takes forever to lose.
Because do you know what it is?
If I'm in a 500-calorie deficit, I'm actually really hungry.
And it's like, maybe I have a baby, but it is distracting.
And you have to do that for like a month to lose five pounds.
And, or you do a short, a smaller deficit, but it takes even longer.
So sometimes it's just easier, you know.
Um, yeah, in and of itself is not a bad thing.
That is actually a very healthy thing to do in moderation.
But call me crazy when my husband is doing 72-hour fasts, or God knows what he does when he's not eating for all of those days.
I think that is what is changing his body, not the drugs.
And I'm very grateful that he does not need to do drugs in order to suppress his appetite.
He just has the willpower.
Women that use their husband to win arguments and debates, they don't really care because you wouldn't like put someone you love in the line of fire.
So, when they, when women do that, like they're essentially saying, Look how awesome I am because my husband, fortunately, and they do this with beta bucks because beta bucks are never um like they won't leave alpha fox will leave your ass if you embarrass get through it.
Maybe you should try that.
Then maybe you could actually sleep during those three days, you're not frying your brain.
Anyway, he then backs it up here in yet another video.
It's none of your business, so I'd prefer if we faith and meth have to do with each other exactly.
Uh, well, I mean, so you use meth, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
You uh, you like support that and like preach it to younger children.
No, no, no, okay, all right.
I just tell people what I do.
Okay, okay, cool.
This entire interaction is so insane.
She's like, trying to understand this man.
He's like, No, no, I don't, I don't preach it to young people.
Obviously, he's not preaching as young people, but he is telling his audience.
I don't want to record my stand-up set.
I'm going to bomb.
I'm going to bomb.
Like, do you know what I mean?
It's gonna go of impressionable young men.
What he's doing, totally, totally different, totally not a bad influence at all.
How do you not see that those are basically the same thing?
Somebody commented and said, I feel really bad for him.
It's sad that he feels the need to do this to his body.
God bless him.
Like, we should all be praying for clavicular because something is very wrong here.
Another person said, That's not called a hack, that's called a vendor.
Yeah, if you again, if you can't get through a three-day fast without drugs, maybe all right, Pearl.
Oh, now the left.
They want me on Jubilee.
I just got an email.
Is this paid?
That's my question.
Are you paying me?
Second question: I will not be going unless you get paid.
Just don't fast.
Maybe, like, start with that before we introduce meth into your diet, into your health regimen.
And also, can we talk about the impact that this will have on his still very adolescent and developing brain?
Like, I think he's around my age, maybe a few years younger.
We should not be doing this in the slides, not eating, not sleeping, and then doing drugs.
Like, it is common sense that that is awful for you.
Like, Brayden, if you actually want to be healthy, I would suggest talking to my friends over at Merrick Health.
Let's be real.
The traditional healthcare isn't it?
Okay, here we go can reduce inflammation and help your skin heal.
Bates, aka Derek is a far better role model for young men wanting to get into health and fitness, increasing testosterone, all of those things.
There is no cocaine required.
And I can't believe I have to say that.
And hey, anything to look smack.
Somebody commented and said, whether he did or he didn't do this, he shouldn't be saying he did to an audience of people that want to be like him.
Exactly.
For him to be up for three days off of it sounds like he was doing a little more than a microdose, casually playing with one of the most addictive drugs, this man dancing with the devil.
And exactly, this brings me back to my point in the beginning.
This is why I am doing this episode, not just because this is crazy and it's weird and it's insane, but it's because he is selling all of this to his generation, to a generation of impressionable young men.
And I mean literally selling.
He has a paid Discord-like community for his fellow looks maxers where you can pay $50 a month to get yeah, and guys are going to do what they're going to do.
It's survival the fittest.
Do you think Alex is into BBC?
Alex?
I don't know.
Okay.
Advice and to be part of this coalition of hard maxers.
And if being part of that private community isn't enough for you, don't worry because you can pay.
You can apply to be part of a one-on-one service through his paid course where he will help you ascend more muscular.
So you actually look like you have a little bit of size on you.
I don't know.
The way she looks at him, do you see this?
I just feel like she wants to bang him.
Like, that's how I want to bang you-wise.
I just hate to say it.
I hate to say she had these same eyes for Sneeko, if I'm being honest.
When you're like me and all you're doing is partying all the time and not lifting.
Boom.
You see that?
Is that autistic?
Now we're all padded up, ready to go.
Delts are looking crisp.
How is this a role model?
If you're too busy to go to the gym like me because you're partying all the time, you're trying to get into those clubs in Miami to get bottle service from all the bitches.
But I'm like, I'm a health guru, but I don't have time to work out.
Just stick some women's sticky boobs, some freaking sticky chicken cutlets on your delts to make yourself look muscular.
This is so gay.
Like, I'm sorry, but that actually is gay.
Can you imagine going on a date with a man or like you're at a dinner with your husband?
You get home, you're putting on your pajamas, you're slipping into bed, and he's like, oh, sorry, babe.
Let me remove my delts.
No, And I realize there are people that are going to say, okay, well, women, you do the same thing.
You take off the false eyelashes.
You remove all of your extensions.
And I get that.
Women hate when men take our strategies.
That has become more social.
But she doesn't make videos on that, does she?
Acceptable for women to do that.
And even if she does, it's not the same.
Men and women are not equal.
The thing is, it's these same types of men that sit online and they attack women for doing that type of thing.
For saying, you know, the moment that you wear makeup, you are betraying your husband.
You're lying to the world, you know, wearing your push-up bras, whatever it may be.
We need to have some consistency and just, you know, I'm actually for some people wearing makeup and stuff because women are chopped.
I mean, men deserve to bang somebody that looks decent.
You know, you know, okay.
I think my issue with this is that you're calling yourself like a health guru and you're giving all of this advice, but then the advice is to put chicken cutlets on your arm.
And it just doesn't seem right to me.
Somebody commented and said, How bro feels?
And it's this jacked guy in a dress.
Yeah.
Do you feel bonita?
Like, I just can't.
Somebody else commented and said, I have no idea how there are men who think that this man is a cool dude when he's as obsessed with his vanity as a Kardashian.
That's a true statement.
And again, this is literally the same type of thing that chronically online guys scream at women about.
So let's just call a truce on all of this.
No more fake delts, no more butt implants, no more boob jobs.
Nobody likes it.
Well, apparently his girlfriend likes it.
And he is making sure that this young woman, this 17-year-old girlfriend, looks max as well.
Yeah.
So now she's trying to, even though he's 19, right?
The girlfriend's 17.
She's still going to, she's still going to try to like, like, that's always what women do.
They want to paint you as a pedophile, like always.
So.
Because here he is giving her injections on camera.
Many are going to say, no, he's nice.
He's attractive.
You're going to think there's nothing wrong with that.
He's just giving an opinion.
He's literally injecting a 17-year-old.
How is that just giving an opinion?
And the 17-year-old has agency, right?
I mean, I know girls that are underage whose mom signed for them to get boob jobs.
You know, it just is what it is.
Clip was from another YouTuber who was responding to some Clavikier videos, and he makes a good point.
Like, he's not just giving opinions.
He's not just showing people what he does and not influencing people.
No, he directly is influencing.
Again, he has paid courses that he's selling to people.
Like, it's true.
It's gross.
Like, this is not self-improvement.
This is a downward spile that is fueled by deep-rooted insecurities and a desperate need for online attention.
Somebody got with him and said, bro, definitely has some deep-down insecurities.
Exactly.
And listen, I get it.
Men everywhere, just people in general are searching for meaning.
Men are searching for solutions.
Men want to feel empowered and seen, rightfully so, especially due to the culture and the society that we live in that we created for these young men.
But this is not the way.
Giving yourself Botox, doing Coke and meth, and sticking chicken cutlets on your arms like this.
I'm sorry, this is a catastrophe.
Waiting happened.
And then it just goes back to nagging.
I mean, that's what like 90% of female commentators are.
It's just endless, like, it's just endless nagging, you know.
And it's funny.
That's why my dad like hates social media because it's just, he just says we just nag too much.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see what else we got.
Oh, I wanted to react.
I love this guy.
I just reacted, or I just have been listening to his videos, but I don't know if I would have reacted.
These videos are so long.
They're like an hour.
But has anyone watched Predictive History?
He's so funny.
All right, where are we going?
What do I want to do next?
Hold up, hold up.
All right, let's see.
Oh my god.
That's the turpum.
You gotta run.
Let me see.
That's the type of man you gotta run from.
Beat into the walk into the beat of his own drum.
Now, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that I'm alone.
But I hate the way I go.
Oh, take me to church.
Tell me for what it's worth.
Oh, take me to church.
Tell me what it's worth.
I know that maybe I'm a little strong.
I've been in the game a little too long.
And one, two, three, it's meant to be you and me, you and I. Anyways, though that day, I just freestyle.
I just freestyle.
You know, I like to.
Do you know what I did?
Oh, put a word in the chat.
I'm going to freestyle to it.
It's called a damper pedal.
Do you know what?
I know.
And I don't know where my damper pedal is.
I don't know.
All right.
If you guys are going to do, you need to do nagging song.
All the.
All of these old hags.
Fuck me.
All of these old hags.
They're always.
All of the.
We know.
We got an old hag.
Put a.
Wait, wait, wait.
We got an old hag.
We gotta put a.
We got an old hag.
Put a face under a bag.
We know that she's gonna nag all the time.
We got an old hag.
Put a face under a bag.
We know she's gonna nag all the time.
I keep on singing my rhymes.
You keep on coming in time.
These bitches, they ain't in their prime.
When they're young, they're happy.
When they're young, they're happy.
Now they get too old and they can't breathe.
Always breathing down your neck in the leaves.
I know that you're an old hag.
Put that face under a bag.
I know that you're an old hag.
Put that face under a bag.
I'm really not trying to brag.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I thought you lost the debate till you listened to the closing statements.
Well, we know maybe I'll surrender in time.
I'm better no one.
I don't know.
Give me another word, give me another word.
Give me another word, give me another word.
Let's see.
Let me see.
I kind of want to react to Aaron.
Aaron Clary, does anyone know who that is?
Girl, you roasted her at the end.
This word is Anna.
Well, you're too autistic to get a girl.
Okay, let's see.
We'll just put that white country and put it that way.
For now, anyway.
You are in software.
You're a pathogen.
You are skinny.
IQ 135, top 5%, 10, 5% to 10% earner in the country.
First gold, debt-free house.
I have an apartment or condo with a mortgage on it.
Debate was okay.
Most people wouldn't attend.
Probably not.
No.
And we'll probably pay it off within two years.
Outstanding.
Afterwards, I plan to sell it with a profit.
Real estate went up since I bought it and order a prefabricated house, single story, roughly 120 square meters.
Now, I got to do the math on that.
120 square meters.
We'll multiply by 300 square meters.
That's small.
It's going to talk about a girl.
But if it's just, no, I want to live in this house forever.
If we'll be complete without it.
However, most young women are brainwashed into pursuing useless degrees and wasting away their fertile years in corporate jobs.
I've had quite limited experience with women doing to being socially awkward and super introverted as a teen, which you chose to do.
I'm done with this.
Don't fucking, don't fucking pull this shit with me, asshole.
It flies here in America because of all of our Karens, not your country.
I was a coward and a weakling and afraid to go outside.
Let's start there.
I'm not going to university.
I'm self-taught.
And then having little to no luck on dating apps.
Yes, you're too short and too skinny, which is not your fault.
I mean, yeah, you can go to the gym what you're working on.
Asking people out in public is not popular in my country.
My physical attractiveness is nothing special.
Face, you tell me, you have the classic young-looking man face.
This is nothing but what age will fix.
And yes, you should be going to the gym.
You're very skinny.
You're very thin.
So you are going to need to bulk up.
And you say that currently going to the gym, but it's going to be at least two years worth of work.
I believe I'll hit my P to trade here.
Here's with it.
Here's where your autism kicks in.
Here's where it happens.
You all think it's a formula.
This is why I don't really believe the majority of people have autism and claim they have it.
You all go for the easy out.
It's a formula.
It's a formula.
All the clients that I got from the subcontinent, where that might be Bangladesh, Pakistan, India, Sri Lanka, doesn't matter.
Everyone's a computer science major.
I'll do how to get the Galsa.
I got the Galsa.
And you all think, you think women are robots.
You think they're things.
You think they're packages.
You could go to the store and buy.
Well, I just do X and then I do B and then girl bouncing up and down on my dick.
Why would you estimate you hit your peak attractiveness at 30, 35?
Why?
Let me tell you why, because you've done it in your head.
You're like people who read self-improvement books, but don't do what's in the books.
Yeah, I love Aaron.
He's so funny.
You're like the typical American woman who reads all about health but never does anything.
You do a forecast and then at 32.5.
No, it's so true.
I was like that for years.
I would look at all these diets.
And it wasn't until I weighed myself every single day and I saw patterns of like foods that made me gain weight and lose weight that like nobody could tell me anything about diet anymore because I like like I had someone try to convince me that chicken was bad and I'm like, no, because I lost a bunch of weight eating chicken.
So why would it be bad?
They're like, oh, you're going to get cancer.
And I'm like, when?
You know, has Pearl talked about Scott Adams' ex-wife who got pregnant by another man while they were married?
No, I mean, I didn't.
Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, it's really sad what happened to Scott Adams.
Him and I used to like text sometimes.
And I'm kind of bummed.
I was supposed to go see him a few months ago.
And I had some personal stuff come up and I never ended up doing it.
But I don't know.
It's kind of weird because he's just like, he was on my show a few years ago.
A lot of his stuff really positively helped me.
And he was just awesome.
Like, it's just, I actually unfollowed someone today because they said something disrespectful about him when he died.
It was like a black person.
They were like, with all the shit he talked about, black people, that cancer.
And I was like, what?
Why would you say that?
I'm currently writing a custody book in the early stages of changing the laws of my state.
It's way worse than anyone thinks, unless you're involved.
Men appreciate the support.
You know, I try to do what I can.
It's tough because, you know, they start to treat me like they treat men when I cover these issues.
But on the bright side, we got a donor.
So the divorce documentary, we're picking the documentary team in the next two weeks.
So if you're a documentary editor, we need one more quote and one more person to like pitch us.
So if you want to edit the documentary, email me, just pearlythings at gmail.com.
Doug MPA is the one going through people.
But so, you know, we're moving, you know, but it's tough because it's like women are just evil, right?
And the men that fight on behalf of them, it's just kind of crazy how like far they'll go.
I play the dad song.
Yeah, I can.
So that opinion attracted that.
That I got the garba.
I swear to God, knock it the fuck off.
Human beings, whether male or female, are human beings.
I think the worst question, the worst than how do I get the gauta is how do I make friends?
Oh, fucker, go out, go, go outside.
And it's all, everybody goes for the formula because it's easy.
But it's not.
It's a failure because humans are not a fucking robot.
They're not a fucking formula.
They're not a piece of code.
This is where you get to be human.
And yes, to be human takes a little bit of effort.
Now, it should just come naturally with growing the fuck up.
And you go and play your things and you do your stuff and you become you and you enjoy your hobbies.
And then some people along come along and then they're your friends.
Right.
Some most are men's cases are male.
Occasionally there's a female, some of which you're going to want to fuck, which introduces a whole other thing, but the fundamental doesn't change.
That's still a human being.
If you'd like to fuck her, you need to have a personality, not a resume.
And you all go for the fucking resume because it's easy.
And here we are.
It starts.
It begins.
I estimate that I will be between 30 and 35.
I will hit peak value.
And then girl, touch peen.
Knock it.
I don't care if you actually are autistic, man.
That's the funny thing I get here in the United States.
Just so you know, about 92 to 93% of people who claim to have ADHD, autism.
What's the other one?
Aspergers, they don't.
They don't.
They're just privileged kids from the burbs, spoiled, raised by their teachers and their mom.
I know people say I'm autistic.
I was like, I wonder why people say that.
I'm a little bit awkward, but I don't know why people like I've had people say they think I have Asperger's.
I'm like, I don't think so.
I think they would have like diagnosed me with something, but moms and dad who never spanked them was never around.
And they use it as a crutch and fake it.
A lot of times, though, they're falsely diagnosed because mom and teachers want to, right?
But they're not actually autistic.
And it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if you actually are autistic or you act autistic or claim to be autistic or whatever.
You know why?
Because in either case, you're dysfunctional.
You're dysfunctional.
And the solution is the same.
You knock the behavior off, whether it's authentic behavior or you fake it.
I love not you.
I'm not angry at you.
I'm angry at every American here.
Like, I'm just so autistic.
Fuck you.
No, no, no.
It's not a fucking shirt.
It's not a funny little clicker.
What's the word I'm looking at?
It's not an eccentricity.
It's legit mental illness some people have.
And you just think, ha ha, get it.
And I want to hear all you fake posers that don't have the mental disorder.
All right.
I want to hear about you fake posers because I'm so sick of it.
Proof is coming out.
It's not that we didn't know it, but proof is coming out.
Especially you young girls.
Guys are not immune to this, though, however.
Where, oh, the identification, the percentage of women identifying as lesbians is going down.
And now they're switching to trans or pans.
Fuck you.
There was one statistic I remember: 20% of Gen Z identified as some variation of not straight, right?
Whatever it might be.
No, no, no, no.
One, one-fifth, really.
20% of you aren't straight.
The fuck out of here.
You're just a tension whores.
Knock it the fuck off.
So if you want to go through your life blaming autism, or I don't give a shit, even if you Aaron's so funny.
Aaron is hilarious.
His channel is so good.
You guys should follow it.
Okay.
Who have it?
Because you got to deal with it, motherfucker.
The excuse, but I have autism.
Too fucking bad.
Some people are left-handed.
Some people have bad vision.
You have autism, you get to deal with it.
I once tried Tinder Passport by setting my city to V. Okay, all right, guys.
I just wanted to react to someone's thing because they sent it to me.
I think I'm going to go to an open mic tonight.
I think I'm going to go to an open mic tonight.
So I'll keep you guys posted on how it goes.
I've decided that I want to get over my stage fright.
So I'm just going to do open mics until it's gone.
Now, this may be a bad idea, but I just'm going to get over it.
I will.
I'm not, you can't talk me out of this.
No, I'll do debates again, but I need to get over it.