Pearl Daily and co-hosts dissect viral trends like the "shut up ring" ($10/month proposals tied to arbitrary TikTok metrics) and "wife Olympics" (public shaming of husbands, e.g., dog food lunches or expired passports), exposing performative outrage and double standards—women mock minor flaws while ignoring gaslighting or abuse. They critique dating dynamics, from women’s "hitting" culture to racial stereotypes (e.g., black men as "lower standards"), and contrast fleeting male attraction with women’s enduring opportunities beyond age 30. The episode ties these critiques to their platform struggles—lawsuits, bans, and funding battles for The Audacity Network—revealing how online scrutiny and monetization pressures distort relationships and careers alike. [Automatically generated summary]
Pearl Daily, I don't even know what to call this anymore.
How are you guys in the chat?
Please come up.
Say hello.
Say hello.
It's tough being as cool as me, you know.
I'm a very cool girl.
Very cool.
And super busy.
Lots of.
Lots of super important plans.
I leave the house so much.
Just super cool.
It's my dog there.
Now, today I thought it would be kind of fun because I was going to do this reaction to women rationalizing, embarrassing their husbands.
They're saying that the husbands are bad, but really the women are bad.
And I just thought, like, I was watching this brain rot and I thought, if I have to watch this brain rot, then you have to watch this brain rot.
So this is a woman, clearly a nagging woman by the bird hands, the face, talking about the bad millennial husband epidemic.
Now, men are very sexually starved in this economy, and you're going to see them make concessions with women.
And one of them is having to be a part of their wives' personal and online brands.
They really want nothing to do with it.
Men value privacy.
Women value bragging to other women about how awesome they are.
And they will embarrass themselves in the process.
So we are going to watch this woman.
I've been with my amazing husband, Bryce, for eight years now, married for two.
And before that, two of the three men that I've dated are in prison.
So I feel like I have some credibility.
Oh, wow.
See, she starts off the video embarrassing her husband because she's like, I have credibility because I dated criminals before my husband.
Asian white guy, white men are a great bailout plan for women.
Really good bailout plan.
Not the attractive ones.
They're not going to put up with this.
But yeah, the ugly ones.
Oh, yeah, they'll do it.
At looking at relationships because I really have that best of both world Hannah Montana experience.
Today we're going to enter the world of sketchy boyfriends and husbands Olympics.
Let's go.
Disclaimer, we are going to be looking at these people's lives through the lens of one or two videos.
So there's not a good way for us to really know what's going on behind the scenes.
Rationalizing, jumping to conclusions.
All right.
This video is meant for comedic purposes only.
Take whatever I say with a grain of salt.
I did date two people that are in prison.
Okay.
One of the biggest icky boyfriend trends I've seen on TikTok is the shut up ring trend.
He said, if this gets 500k likes, he will propose TikTok.
Please do your thing.
Okay.
How embarrassing is that?
Instead of letting a man propose out of the goodness of his heart, they are using TikTok to nag him.
Now you have the internet that can nag you in your relationships.
Let me explain this trend real quick.
So it's a bunch of women that want to get proposed to but haven't yet.
And so they're asking their boyfriend on TikTok, how many likes?
How many views does this video have to get for you to propose?
And he proposes something kind of crazy so that he doesn't have to do it.
And then the girl's like, please, TikTok, make him propose to me.
Here's another example of the shut up ring trend.
If you miss this, you have to marry me.
Ready?
Set, go.
This is going in.
You never make it.
You never make it in the end.
Thank you, Jesus.
He was a little bit too happy for my tastes.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure that guy was happier in this clip than Bryce was on our wedding day.
Girl, I just hope that you stop giving him wifey perks after he pulled that.
I'm talking about that.
Now, again, women want men they can control, right?
So she's saying, and I really think for the two women that are watching, you got to interpret what these women are saying.
So alpha is a mindset.
It's not to do with good looking.
It's nothing to do.
Like, I think Kevin Samuels kind of did some damage to the movement because high-value man just is not really encompassing because it makes you think that it makes you think that because a man a man has money, he's considered high value.
And maybe on paper he is, but that's just not how it works in the dating market.
I mean, there's bouncers that pull more bitches than high-level businessmen.
But let's put it like this.
There's the men that take women's shit and the men that don't.
There's the men that serve women and there's the women that serve men.
And she has a husband who worships her, where she has more of the power in the relationship because he doesn't have the ability to replace her easily or the mindset to not even care if he can, but just to let her go.
And so she's going to brag and say, look at my beta bitch.
That's basically what she's saying.
And then the women with alphas are going to be like, but wait, maybe I need a beta bitch, you know?
So.
Leaving the dishes in the sink.
The next time he asks you where the scissors are.
How embarrassing is that?
Look, I mean, do you know what?
I've recently gotten a lot neater, but I really struggled with being messy throughout my 20s.
And I've recently put a lot of effort and time into becoming a cleaner, neater person.
Not saying I am, but I've improved my life a lot.
But when I was super messy, it was something I was really embarrassed about and didn't really like, I wasn't really proud of.
Now imagine like the thing you're not proud of, having the person you're supposed to be in love with broadcasted on the internet.
You know, don't tell him, put the titties on lockdown, post a photo of yourself in a cold sundress with your feet out on Instagram.
Go on a girl's trip.
All right.
He needs to learn.
Today I'm going to be guessing my husband's favorite thing.
I'm not your husband.
For all me winning a six-month update, he's still not my husband.
But I'm about to be.
Okay, let me explain this video real quick.
So the first clip that you saw is a couple months ago, they partook in this trend where women would call their boyfriends their husbands and see how mad they got.
And he got pretty mad that she said that.
And then a lot of people roasted him for being super mad and told her to like that she should run and break up with him.
And then in the second clip, he finally proposed to her and she got her ring.
I just hope that he actually proposed to her because he recognized that he had a baddie by his side and he loved her.
If a woman calls you a baddie for the two women watching, you should be insulted.
Women call women pretty that are ugly.
Men call women pretty that are pretty.
So if a woman tells you that, you might as well just kill yourself.
I knew I was cooked when women started calling me pretty.
I was like, no.
Because he got roasted by every single millennial woman on TikTok and he was afraid for Giraffe to stitch his ass.
Honestly, it's like summoning Bloody Mary.
Like every single time that you go.
I'm telling you, my car is neat now.
It's actually neat.
I mean, there's like one or two things I leave out, but it's pretty clean now.
It's pretty clean.
Comparatively, anyways, for me.
Over a really hot, loyal girlfriend, and you thought that you ate on the internet.
Like you just summoned Girophilo and like now you're just scared out of your mind that you summoned this beast and you can't get away from it.
Me being that bitch's husband?
Nah.
F that bitch.
I'm a real man.
What was that?
Who's there?
128.
128.
That's all it takes.
And what's your excuse?
I haven't found anyone to marry.
Oh my God, this one is just so much worse than the other ones.
Look, I know in the beginning of the video, I said that, like, I'm not going to judge them or say that they should break up over these videos, but this one, this one was kind of bad.
You know what really annoys me is when these men go around being like, women's expectations for their rates are so high.
A $100 Costco ring, a thousand dollar Etsy ring.
I could never.
And then, like, I don't think the men are really that concerned about the ring.
Because a ring is really like a one-time payment and they're done.
What they don't really enjoy, I would say, is the continual pay.
Like, I think if men knew it was like 20 grand and that's it.
And for life, that's all they have to pay for their wife or that's the only expense.
And everything else, every expense they have to.
But the problem is women have credit cards.
Yeah.
And divorce lawyers.
The next day they spend $1,000 on Fortnite and Counter-Strike skins.
Like, it's nothing.
Look, bitch, if he's spending more money to dress like a banana on Fortnite, spending more money on buying the Mr. Beast skin so he can look like Mr. Beast while playing Fortnite over buying you a $100 Costco ring that you've been begging him to buy you.
Okay, you need some sprinkle, sprinkle in your life.
What's the number one comment that we get on TikTok?
Why are we not engaged yet?
I think it's time for a story time.
We've been together for 13 years, which means there has been a little bit of frustration along the way.
Namely, the number of timelines I've been given that did not pan out.
The most recent one, the end of summer 2022.
I had identified two dates I thought it might possibly be happening.
Our anniversary and my birthday.
With regards to the anniversary, again, she's got to wait longer.
Because look at her.
I mean, let's just, let's keep it a buck here.
He's a more conventionally attractive than her.
I mean, she's kind of overweight.
She's a little chunky.
Her face, she's a pretty decent face card.
She lost some weight.
But, you know, he's a tall, he's probably like tall, good-looking guy.
And a lot of people try to make this, how do I put this?
Like racial.
Like they'll say like white, but in the sexual marketplace, it doesn't matter.
There's black guys, brown guys that out-compete white.
You know, it's not like this hierarchy you see online.
And my personal opinion, married in couples shouldn't be on the internet with single people.
It doesn't care what you, it doesn't matter what you think because they're going to be on the internet.
That's what I'm really trying to move my channel towards more realistic thinking.
And I really am trying to eliminate the word should because should is a waste of time.
This is, it is what it is.
You know what I mean?
I'm to blame.
I made a fatal error by saying one phrase.
I come into the bathroom, you're getting ready.
And I ask, are you photo ready today?
In my mind, I'm thinking there is no other reason he wants to know if I'm photo ready.
Today is the day.
It was not the day.
No, he did that shit on purpose.
He told her, are you?
And so this is bad faith.
Bad faith.
And I want to say this is what's kind of ruining the dating market is women, we are just not good faith when it comes to men.
We are bad faith.
We are, we always assume the worst.
And you can kind of tell a lot about someone when they assume the worst about other people.
Picture ready on their anniversary after 13 years of being together when she's been pressuring him about.
Do you know what?
I do assume the worst when it comes to women because I'm usually right, but I don't assume the worst when I come to men because when it comes to men, because men are good people, women are bad people, you know?
Being proposed to?
That was not a fatal mistake.
Okay, that was him being a sniper aiming from a hundred.
I realized I'm gonna swap videos because the video I really wanted to show you guys wasn't this naggy Asian, it was a naggy white woman.
And I think this one video demonstrates the issue a little bit better.
So I'm gonna switch to the nagging.
Remember, nagging shows no race and no, it just shows gendered, not race.
So we're gonna swap dirty.
Yeah, this is the woman house about the worst husbands on the internet.
Because I don't know about you guys, but I have noticed a trend.
Welcome to Tyler's Kitchen, the world's first anti-cooking show where I talk about my interests, which include but are not limited to feminism, pop culture, history, and random shit I see on the internet with a few more jokes than is necessary and or appropriate.
Seriously, there was like a shitty influencer husband industrial complex because step one, woman comes on TikTok complaining about bad behavior from her husband.
Step two, woman is flooded with stitches, comments, mentions, commentary videos of people saying, girl, that's not normal.
Yeah, and CLC, women are getting together on TikTok because women's only power is social, is reputation destruction and crashing out.
But women have no real power over men.
And so what they'll do, well, legal puck.
I guess it's probably not the best way to say it.
Women have no control of men in their homes, but what they do is they get other, when they can't nag their husbands into something, they nag, they get other women to nag.
The hierarch, the circle of nagging.
That's not okay.
Get out of there, ma'am.
Step three: woman changes her mind faster than a cracker barrel CEO comes out defending her husband and turns on this audience that was once supporting her right, her validity as a woman.
I'm calling this the circle of online wife life.
God, it's so depressing because it makes me genuinely sit here and wonder: like, is every relationship this bad and we just don't know it?
Like, it genuinely feels dystopian.
Please.
Also, if you want to support me, I will do a commercial break right now.
I have been kicked off of two platforms and I'm currently facing a lawsuit.
I have had a $7,000 bill this month because a woman crashed out.
It's a frivolous lawsuit that I'm going to have to pay for, unfortunately.
So if you want, go to the link in the description and donate to my divorce documentary or go to theaudacitynetwork.com.
That's theaudacitynetwork.com.
The link is in the description.
10 bucks a month, 80 bucks a year in case they kick me off.
Because I'm going to be honest, if I get kicked off again, I don't know if I'll make it.
I might have to go get a real job.
So if you like the show, then feel free.
So there's hope.
If not, then don't.
You know, it's cool.
For me, if you have a good husband, tell us in the comments about it because genuinely, I'm afraid.
This happens so much that there's literally a whole genre of TikTok skit dedicated to making fun of this cycle.
Oh, and today's recipe is puppy chow.
You'll find this very funny in a minute.
Guys, even just the Chex mix smells good.
Okay, let's see.
This is like super easy.
Melt peanut butter and chocolate together.
Okay, so I need one cup of chocolate chips, one cup of peanut butter.
This is so easy.
I found a Tyler Proof recipe.
Okay, bakers in the comments.
Milk chocolate chips are so much better than semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Why do some recipes call for semi-sweet?
It doesn't even make sense because milk chocolate is so much better.
Explain that one.
This topic has been on my mind because recently a woman has gone viral for yet again her husband's questionable behavior.
And I asked my husband to bring me lunch.
So let's do an unboxing because clearly it's a little cool.
We have a bag.
We have a bag of cookies.
Not a Ziploc bag, but a bag.
Okay, she's already disappointed that this is kind of carelessly thrown together, but those cookies are delicious.
We have a bag of pretzels.
Feels very empty.
Empty bag of pretzels.
We got an apple.
Gotta stay healthy.
We have not just a portion.
You can see how much a woman likes a man by how much she defends him and how she views.
You know, a woman that doesn't like a man will view this as inconsiderate and rude.
You didn't think of me.
But a woman that likes a man will be like, aw, he packed me lunch.
Oh, my God.
Pringles, but an entire container.
Another bag of cookies.
Options.
Lila Kimi.
And lastly.
Oh.
Okay.
We have my two-day-old Chipotle.
And at the very bottom, we have a bag of dog food.
Because you're my dog.
There's two.
Joy.
Please bring back the dogs are low on food.
Let's see how she's laughing.
That's a sign of a girl who likes her man.
Because you see, this is good faith versus bad faith.
The woman commentating, bad faith.
The woman in the video, good faith.
Teehee, I like my husband.
Are you serious, girl?
You know?
Oh my God.
Because you're my dog.
Okay, honestly, of all of the like evil husband lore I've seen on TikTok, this is by far the least egregious.
You know, I think this could be a funny joke if there were something else for her.
Like if you did like something cute and that were a joke and that's just kind of their personality.
Chocolate melting, this is so hard.
They should have a merit badge for it.
Seriously, they should have kitchen merit badges.
That would be so fun.
And then I would like always be a Cub Scout.
That would be hilarious.
Could you imagine?
Chocolate melting merit badge, the taking things out of the oven at the right time, merit badge, the separating your dries from your wets merit badge.
Wait, I was supposed to melt the peanut butter at the same time as I melted the chocolate.
It will work out.
Muddy bodies are easy, people say.
It will be fine.
It will be very fun.
People were outraged by this video.
People felt like she was obviously uncomfortable with it.
People were like, we can see the hurt in your eyes, girl.
It's okay.
Just be honest with us.
They felt like the dog thing was degrading.
Like the internet has hopped in with loads and loads of commentary on this.
At this point, I was like, this is like not honestly newsworthy.
I'm shocked that this went viral at all.
It's not that interesting.
But it ended up getting millions and millions and millions of views.
So she comes online and like they always do, she responds to the hate.
It's the lunchbox, girl.
You know what's bad when they start branding themselves by the viral video?
That's like a canon event for this.
Okay, the explanation y'all have all been waiting for.
A few people have seen the video of me unpacking the lunch, the dog food that my husband packed me.
And most of you hated it.
You thought it was horrific, horrible, and the worst thing that's ever happened to anybody.
Ooh, she already is coming on with an attitude of like being upset at an audience that was advocating for her.
I don't like where this is going.
Number one, the dog food.
Y'all are so pressed that he called me a dog.
Yeah, I think comparing a woman who is your wife.
Yeah, so again, Teehee, he called me a dog.
Teehee, I can't believe you called me a dog.
It's like good faith versus bad faith.
And like, these are the women on the Are We Dating the Same Guy's group chat.
I think it's good for women to know because like again, this girl's got to be narcissistic because she's implying she could do it so much better.
But she would do, she would be perfect in these situations.
Historically, that's not been a very good move.
He did not call me a D-O-G dog.
D-O-G, like a dog that has a leash.
D-A-W-G, dog as an homie.
American slang for homie.
That's what we call each other.
At least I feel like I'm getting free education right now.
Okay.
Okay, Mrs. Caitlin.
I like it.
It's a joke.
Y'all were also so pressed that he put it in my lunchbox.
That's why he put it in a bag.
So it didn't.
So again, this is the T He, the nice woman, right?
And this is what happens is she says, T He, my husband, I love him.
He made me this lunch.
Isn't this so funny?
Not intending to embarrass her husband online, but the internet is forever.
And now she has all these women in her ear.
And the problem is women really care about consensus from the group or women really care what the group thinks.
So then, you know, she'll start to think, well, maybe, maybe my husband is evil and awful.
And that's, you know, that's how women crash out on these men.
Get on my food.
Okay, I will say dog food smells so bad that one Ziploc will not relinquish the stench of dog food.
If I found dog food in my lunchbox, I would be so pissed because when I lived in Denver, I lived near a purina factory.
Yeah, so again, she says, oh my God, I can't believe you put dog food in my lunchbox.
It's going to smell.
I mean, that just reminds me of Christian women that I grew up with, to be honest.
Got to stick up their ass a lot of the time.
And that's why whores win a lot.
Because, you know, you wonder why men wife whores.
It's because a lot of times they have the tee hee attitude.
Not always, but I mean, usually they have decent personality.
Disgusting.
Dog food is the worst smell ever.
So I will say, it's not even double bagged.
That would piss me off because you know that stench is permeating into that nasty old Chipotle.
This was at the bottom because he thought of it last and he tried to hide it under the chipotle so that it would be a surprise because it was funny.
It was a joke.
He was trying to make me laugh.
Which it worked.
Him and my sister came up with this idea together.
My sister thought it was funny too.
Moving on, second, the Chipotle.
Y'all are all really upset that it was two day old Chipotle.
Well, guess what?
Teacher brain deceived me.
It was actually a day old.
It was from the night before, so not even a day old.
I just feel bad for her that she's making this video to defend him.
Like, honestly, at this point, you should just cut your losses and move on.
The defending him video is kind of sad.
I said two.
As a teacher, one day feels like seven.
Okay, all I get in my bowl is rice, steak, and beans.
That's what my son thinks about it.
Okay, anyway, he brings me lunch once a week.
So all of you saying that this is his way of telling you to never ask again?
No.
He brings me lunch once a week.
Normally, it's like Chick-fil-A or something like that.
Yeah.
And the problem is women feel the need to explain.
Men don't, right?
And I've made this mistake before.
When people don't like you or they want to see something a certain way, they're only looking for information to hang you with.
And so she's going to the internet and saying, no, no, my husband loves me.
They don't want to see you in a loving relationship.
I mean, I've heard apparently I have a sugar baby.
That's the new thing.
You know, when women are bitter old and they can't get a guy, they project all their negative experiences onto people that have had good experiences.
Pearl, you're the best.
You become a pure savage.
You're funny as hell while also being this realist slaps.
Thank you so much.
So Cal.
I really appreciate it.
I am like, I really am.
Like, I thank God that you guys allow me to do what I do.
I love doing this.
It's so fun for me.
But I don't know if I'll be here forever.
So I really do thank you for watching while I'm still here because Lily got nuked and I just, if I got to do another two years of what I like the last few years, I don't know if I have it in me.
Bubbly personality wins.
Doug MPA says this is her fault.
This is why you avoid your women getting on social media.
Yeah, Doug MPA, men don't have a choice.
The attractive women are on social media.
First day of school, he bought me a bouquet of candy and a bouquet of flowers, set up a whole screen that said happy first day of school, all the things.
He doesn't hate me guys.
But the Chipotle, the reason he packed that is because he wasn't planning on bringing me that lunch that day.
I had asked him to bring me lunch because I had forgotten.
And he said, what would you like?
I said, Chipotle leftovers and snacks.
He packed me Chipotle leftovers and snacks.
The reason I recorded it is because I knew it was going to be funny how he packed it.
I just knew it was going to be.
The dog food was a sweet.
Yeah.
So she was trying to say, and I'm actually not going to, you know, dig at her for this one.
She was trying to say, look how cool and funny my husband is.
That's what she was trying to communicate.
And look at me.
I'm Mr. Baby Maker.
Ahem.
Thank you so much, Mr. House Barty.
I appreciate it.
Really, thank you.
Lily Gaddis, that's who.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
I really, really appreciate it.
Surprised that made me laugh.
If you knew he was going to have fast it that hard, oof.
Honestly, in a way, this is the nicest thing he could have done for her because it's going to skyrocket her into a social media career.
The comments are saying, she thinks we don't get the joke.
We don't hate you, girl.
We're sad for you.
It was at the bottom because he thought of it last.
It's at the bottom because he thought of it first, girl.
She's not explaining to us.
She's explaining to herself, which this is definitely a pattern of behavior I've seen every single time these women drop these explainer videos.
And we'll get into that later.
I used to fake laugh while being disrespected too.
He gave me two-day-old Chipotle because I asked for two-day-old Chipotle.
Okay, girl.
I wanted Chipotle leftovers and snacks, guys.
Girl, you literally complained about the Chipotle.
Yeah, so again, it's not going to help.
They're just going to find a way.
Like, you can't win with these people.
They'll just try to put words in your mouth.
I agree.
I was about to say that about Lily.
How sad what happened to her?
I hope you stay as long as possible.
We love you.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
You guys' donations.
I mean, it's so embarrassing because I've been trying to finish this divorce documentary for like two years.
And it's just like, oh my God, it's just one thing after another sometimes.
It's like I get remonetized and then I'm hit with a lawsuit, you know.
And it's not like the lawsuit's like bleeding me dry completely, but I mean, who wants to burn like 10, you know, 10 grand to pay for a lawsuit that you're going to win, even if you win, you know?
In the video and we're surprised by them.
If I asked for Chipotle leftovers, I wouldn't be surprised to receive them, LOL.
Like, I don't even have that hot of a take because I mostly just kind of feel awkward and bad.
However, she does have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.
If I were her, I would bring him lunch.
I would wrap up a dog turd and leave a note next to it at the bottom of the lunchbox saying, Oh my gosh.
Do you see how bitter these women are?
It's so crazy.
And if you look at the comments, like they're all supporting her.
And I want women, like the two women that watch me to realize it's an echo chamber and women really are not happy for each other.
I mean, this is like, do you know what I mean?
The one girl saying, oh, look how cool and funny my husband is.
And she says, you should get back at him by putting shit in his lunch.
Nothing is forever.
Just keep doing what you love and it will work out.
I appreciate you.
Thank you guys.
Really, really appreciate it.
Um, I'm one of the two women who watch you.
Yeah, there's definitely two, not three, two.
Actually, if you're a woman in the chat, could you put it in the chat?
I don't, I don't really believe you guys are here.
I don't believe it.
Get just saying.
Oh, and then under that sticky note, a second sticky note that says, Please buy more dog bags, though.
We hella running out.
This is so funny to me because we've just spent the past, I don't know, three years watching when I pack my electrician husband for lunch.
And it's like sourdough bread from scratch, homemade butter, a full ribeye steak with fresh chimichurry sauce in a lunchbox that's like perfectly heated.
Meanwhile, Cooper, we have women in the chat.
Oh my gosh, she's like, she looks like an in-shape older woman.
Not old, old.
Like, I'm not trying to insult you, but you don't look like you don't look young, you know.
You really can't say that.
I accidentally, I'm not even trying to cook the women in my chat.
Um, Hebrew, what?
Oh, I know.
Oh, you're, I knew you were one of the two.
I knew you were one of the, I'm a female.
I don't believe you, Murray.
I'm here.
I love your stuff, Lissenda.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Um, Pearl was sacrificed for next generational run.
Why did you date black guys?
It's like for the millionth time, my boyfriend's Dominican.
I don't know.
I don't know how to put it.
Like, do you know what it is?
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you if you want to be real.
Do you know what it is?
They're a little bit, they're charming.
You know, I mean, I'm a talker.
We become the men we want to marry.
They just are a late, they're a little smoother than the, and I am an equal opportunity employer, to be honest.
I find all races attractive, but I do, you know, black guys, a lot of times, I mean, white guys are working, they don't have the time to be smooth, you know.
It just kind of is what it is.
Um, you know, but I really do like all I'm not, how do I put it?
I'm really open to, I mean, I'm taking now, but like when I was single, I was open to all opportunities, you know, equal opportunity employer.
Um, but you know, they just got the Riz.
Like I'm a woman, I mean, we fall in love with what we hear, um, and white men are honest.
I'm sorry, I think you guys told me I need to stop banging on the table.
I used to watch other women, one of their names was Benny Shapiro.
I figure he double-pitched.
I was Audis.
I knew that you wanted me at some point.
Um, I don't know how to break this to you.
I don't, okay.
Black men of lower standards.
That's true.
I could tell you because I was fat, and that is who mostly approaches you.
You know what I mean?
Um, smooth player.
I've been telling you, I like all women like players, all of them.
And a lot of times, like, betas tend to think women are defective for liking players, but that's how we're hardwired.
We can't help it.
I, you know, women wish we could turn it off the same way you guys wish you could turn off loving big tits, but you can't.
You can't.
Like, you can't.
So, And the women that pretend that they don't like players are kind of virtue signaling.
Now, they might not consciously know it, but on a subconscious level, yeah.
Yeah, just is what it is.
Or whatever the f his name is, closed his eyes on a gas station, grabbed the first three items he touched, ate half of them, and then he probably didn't even stop.
He probably like drove by, rolled down the window, and went, take it.
Just saying.
I want to believe it's not that deep, though.
I really do.
But at the same time, when I started dating my current boyfriend, like legitimately, this is like what, one or two months in, dating, seeing you.
God help that man.
I was sick one time and he door dashed not only one soup, two soups for options, and then emergency and other medicine, and then wellness shots, multiple days of wellness shots, and ice cream.
I don't know.
It just feels like if you wanted to, he would.
Oh, wow.
Look at this.
This is coming out great.
This smell is the best smell ever.
Wow, peanut butter chocolate.
There's you things as divine as peanut butter and chocolate.
Next, add three cups of cereal.
Okay, that I got a hand.
Oh my God.
So I was in your chat.
All right.
OTC.
I am a YouTuber.
I hate to look at.
And I think sometimes I gotta, you're gonna have to be the example here.
You're gonna have to.
I don't know what I put in your chat.
If I allegedly did it, but let's just say for shits and giggles, I did.
I want to, you know, dates don't mean much to women.
Women will go on dates with just about anyone.
I'm not even kidding.
Women will, we will go on a date with pretty much anybody.
Women will even said nudes to pretty much anybody.
It does not really mean much.
Women don't let everybody hit, but we do let a lot of people hit.
be honest um but i want to know how i want you to just put all of those things i listed mean more than being in a youtube chat And we really got to stop as a guy reaching and saying things that matter.
Like, it doesn't really matter if you get a girl's number.
We'll give that to anybody.
We'll go on a date with anybody.
Unless you hit, it just doesn't.
It just doesn't really matter.
I'm going to be honest.
It doesn't mean much.
You know, I'm a YouTuber.
I'm in everybody's chat.
And I'm not saying this to embarrass you, but I'm just trying to like, I want to keep it like real here, you know.
Does it seem like there are a lot more red pill women nowadays?
Of course.
It's mostly a virtue signal, but yeah.
While Caitlin is the most recent example of this, she is certainly not the last.
Let's watch some more.
This is Leftovers, Girl.
I asked my husband to put the Leftovers.
She just likes you, girl.
Well, I'm a likable person.
What can I say?
It was Ravioli.
This is a trash bag.
that's a trash bag so once again people were again what if the husbands embarrassed their wives by showing like they're a makeup counter Like our makeup counters are disgusting.
They do not look good.
Obviously outraged.
I'm so deep into being single and loving it that I don't find this funny at all.
This app reminds me every day about how getting divorced was the best decision I ever made.
And once again, instead of appreciating internet camaraderie, instead of listening for advice, instead of ignoring it, this woman responds with this TikTok where she claims that she is being 28's old for women.
28 for women is like 42 for men.
Yeah.
I'm like ancient.
I'm old.
Old and ugly.
Being used as a TikTok gender war scapegoat.
Girl, nothing bad happened?
You didn't wreck it?
You didn't hit anybody?
You didn't run anybody over?
You didn't get a speed ticket?
Jeffy, why are you making that face?
Jeffy, did you get a speed ticket?
If you were upset about it, don't yeah.
So I do want to, most women expire at 30.
So this is a good talking point, but I do need to bring it into like reality.
And you would be amazed at the options women have even at 30, even at 40 years old, if they're in shape and good looking.
There is like, how do I put it?
You just kind of graduate into the next round of dating.
So like there's men that won't go over 25.
Those are like the best men at getting women.
You can kind of tell how good men are at like getting women by what age they date.
But like some men, they go for like 27 or to like 25 to 30 year olds.
And they're like, that's good enough for me.
I'm happy.
Then there's the men that go for the 30 to 35.
So you just go into the like lesser pool.
But like I know men that are in their 70s and they just go for 50 year old women.
You like you graduate into like the next round of bachelors that like they they they kind of understand the market.
So they're like, okay, this is what the 30 year old women cost.
This is what the 40 year old women cost.
The men that are the best with women, just get them under 25 and hot.
It doesn't really count if you get like a 22 year old fat chick.
I'm sorry.
But I've seen men kind of do this to protect their ego where they're like, oh, I got my wife young.
And I'm like, yeah, well, she was fat.
That doesn't really, do you know what I mean?
Like, it's just not.
We got to be realistic.
If we're going to humble the women, we got to, we got to, I'm trying to give a balanced perspective on the dating market.
Post it.
If you're really that comfortable in your relationship, do not air that out online.
That's not cute.
I wonder if she thought we were going to think it was cute.
Because that's not cute.
That's a grown adult.
Why would he do that?
That's so annoying.
Like, it was one step to just put it in a Tupperware.
I don't know.
I just think if this happened to me, the only thing that would be.
Yeah, and it's, it's really an uncharitable way to look at it because I know when I'm so much cleaner now and it's just, it makes me so happy because it was really something I struggled with.
But like when I was messy, it's like the little things, when you're paying attention to other things, you just don't have time to think about the little things.
And a lot of the husbands are busy working.
They're preoccupied.
They don't have time to think about what's the best container to put it in.
They just put it in the first container they see and it works.
He left over were his bags on the porch.
Wow, this is coming together so nicely.
Tyler approved recipe.
That's what it is, folks.
But wait, there's more.
Let's talk about Puzzlegate.
Now, this one went mega viral.
So I'm sure you've seen it.
See, it works.
It works.
I told you.
It's a little puppy dog.
That was cool.
Oh my god.
That was kind of sad.
It was probably stage, but that was kind of sad.
Okay, that felt literally violent.
On the very rare chance that this was a joke, that felt so like physical to be doing that so close to your face, too.
Oh, that feels so unsafe and scary.
Of course, commenters were quick to point this out.
Yeah, so you're going to say women's body count matters.
Yeah, but you're never going to know.
It does matter, but you'll never know.
Sorry.
Don't know what to tell you.
Thanks for your work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Pearl, I'm 43.
I'm living in LA.
I went out this weekend and I want younger women.
Who wants a 33-year-old Ford Bronco?
Young women, no drama.
I agree.
I agree.
No, and that's what I'm saying.
There's like, how do I put it?
There's like alphas for each age group, right?
And the quality, I would say, of the alphas, like in terms of attraction gets less and less.
I'm trying to, I don't know if I'm explaining it right.
But like, you know, there was a guy I knew, he was like 65, good-looking, like, ex-movie director or something.
And, you know, he used to go, he bangs the women in their 20s sometimes.
And then the women in their 40s, he would say, he used to date, but the problem was they just wanted to be sold a dream.
That's what he said.
Where the 50, he loved 50-year-old women because they were easy.
They would put out on the first date.
They just wanted to get to the sex.
And so there's like men that kind of find their like ocean of women that's like easy and not that hard.
And they just keep going.
That's kind of why I say somebody's going to do it.
You know, there's men that run through nursing homes, you know.
So.
It was reposted by compilation accounts that are always talking about weaponizing content, bad husbands, being single, being feminist.
I'm kind of adding more because I feel like we can get away with adding more to this, you know?
I feel like this is kind of soupy.
So I'm just going to add Chex Mix to even it out.
I love cereal, but I just hate eating cereal because it like makes me so starving hungry.
Like I will eat three bowls of cereal and be like, get me a triple dipper right now.
Wow, this looks really great, guys.
If I brought this to the function, you'd be like, wow, that looks amazing.
And then she makes a response video.
Okay, so I went live tonight, but the live streaming.
Oh, God, we gotta stop.
I do want to just address things one more time for people who didn't get to see it.
First of all, in the beginning of my live, I like I mentioned there, I will also mention here.
For victims of domestic violence and people who were very offended by this video, I am sorry that you felt that way about this.
I'm sorry you felt that way is a really good way to just pearly things.
Got one for you.
She ain't like mom, not an archetype of wisdom for a prodigy, just a hot, sweaty night.
But women love being whores, so that's perfect.
Begin a video.
It was not intended to be like that at all.
It was intended to just be lighthearted fun that we were having.
People who made gross comments about my family and children, I hope you get the help that you deserve and need.
Same for domestic violence survivors or people who are still suffering through it.
I hope you get the therapy and help you deserve.
However, the whole background behind this video is I planned everything.
I decided that I was going to like lift that puzzle up and I wanted him to come and smack it out of my hand.
Oh my God, she staged it.
Why would you do that?
Oh my God, to make him look bad.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
Her reaction looks very genuine.
She doesn't like have a history of doing like couples prank skip videos.
This feels like she's running defense like so many of these girls are.
My kind of funny is not going to be your kind of funny.
And people keep making comments about how they don't like that said that, but it's just true.
You can definitely block me.
Please unfollow me.
It's fine.
It's not going to bother me.
It's not going to hurt my feelings.
That was a lot of pieces in that puzzle too, by the way.
I don't know.
I just find this difficult.
Girl, you are worried about solving the wrong puzzle.
Why are you with him?
Okay, now we need, oh, I need six cups.
Oh, okay.
Oops.
Oh, so this is kind of saying vibe it out until there's not pools of chocolate at the bottom of your thing.
So I'm just going to keep adding in more.
Great.
So now we have Passport Girl.
Make my husband breakfast with me after canceling our Euro honeymoon two hours before takeoff off because his passport is expired.
Do you know what?
Something like that happened to me before.
And again, this is something that's like embarrassing.
Like it's very embarrassing to have like a passport issue that you just didn't think about and that was really stupid.
But now she's posting that embarrassing thing about her husband for the internet to see.
And it's like, there's no regard for the way that that would make him feel.
This just says, make my husband breakfast with me after canceling our Euro honeymoon two hours before takeoff because his passport is expired.
Okay, I have so many questions.
Now you said damaged cars can be fixed by men.
Damaged women need to be fixed by therapists.
Us men are not signing up for extra damaged goods.
That's why that we will that we did not damage by ourselves.
That's what you say.
But men will and continue to.
So I gotta watch what you guys do.
It's cope.
It's why you're all here.
You try.
You all tried to fix the damaged woman and all men will go through that and try to do it whether they like it or not, unfortunately.
First, why are you making him breakfast?
Second, how did you not check that before?
Like, why don't they make you double check that when you buy a flight?
Like, you should just not even be allowed to book a flight without proof of a passport.
And how expensive.
That sucks so bad.
After you just paid for a wedding, I literally can't imagine.
That's awful.
A European honeymoon.
That is all I hear is cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
I hope he has money, sis, because wow, that is a major L. Diabolical L.
So obviously, once again, everybody in the comments is like, oh my God, your husband's a piece of shit.
Just go without him.
Leave him.
Be done.
I would be so angry.
This is absurd.
And of course, her response is, guys, I'm literally good.
I'm literally fine.
Stop telling me.
And in like three or four videos, she shares to everyone telling me to get a divorce after canceling my honeymoon.
The top comment is, Girl, he tested your boundaries in one.
Get ready to be a mama forever to a grown man.
Obviously, you dumb woman, it's your job to make sure that that was in line.
You need to have a checklist next to him and make sure he's good.
Duh.
she posed 24 hours after the biggest fight of our lives this is her publicly flexing like yeah my husband ruined our honeymoon Now I get two.
This is like when you tell a divorce.
Do women know what value real men look like a partner?
Ugh.
Of course we don't because you're you guys' rating system is different than women's rating system.
Men always use men's rating system.
Women don't really care about money like that.
I mean, if we did, we wouldn't bang criminals, right?
So men will use their rating system for a stand-up cool guy and apply it onto women.
They'll be like, women, use our rating system.
But our rating system, it's tough because it doesn't really make sense.
You can't really quantify it with money.
Like, you know, Kevin Samuels had like the high-value man checklist.
And it's like, oh, if you get this checklist, you'll get women.
And I'm like, no, I know men that have all the checklist.
It's a personality thing.
Partially looks and personality.
So, yeah, it's just the men that get bitches and the men that don't.
If you're not currently getting bitches, then you're officially in the men that don't.
And you just got to work on it.
It's okay.
Like, luckily, as a guy, you can work on it and get bitches good.
Like, oh, it's okay.
It's actually better because now you get two Christmases.
Thank you all for your condolences yesterday when I canceled my honeymoon because my husband had an expired passport.
Now all is forgiven because he planned this little trip for us to Montauk.
I'm really, I'm all about forgiven.
You know what?
At least she kind of had a sense of humor about it.
At least she's not doing the whole, you don't know anything about our relationship.
At least she's doing like a soft version of that, which I like to see.
At least she's not fully running public relations for him, you know?
And she did get the consolation trip.
This is by far one of the better ones I've seen.
But honestly, if the trip was booked, I think I would have been there by myself because, you know, like, not like I'm getting again, good faith versus bad faith.
I mean, she just said I would have left my house.
Like, imagine if the men left their wives.
And I bet more women do that than men do.
I get a refund on those hotels.
If it's non-refundable, you bet your ass I'm going on that honeymoon alone.
Are you kidding me?
But then another part of me is like, how is this behavior bad enough to warrant talking shit on him, but not bad enough to act beyond that?
I feel like this is something you save to rant to your best friend and your best friend only.
And then for the rest of time, your best friend's gonna be questionable toward your man.
Yeah, if the best friend hates you, it's probably because your wife talks shit.
That's just the circle of life.
You guys might also remember Birthday Drink Girl who went viral for the same thing.
Okay, I made a mini checks mix.
This is beginning to be a struggle.
Uh-oh.
Oh, it smells so good.
It smells so good.
And I can't eat it because I'm having like really, really bad health issues lately.
And part of the treatment, I've had to get on like a really strict diet.
And it's been like awful.
My body is the worst I've ever felt in my life.
Like last night, I slept for 10 hours and I woke up feeling like isn't it crazy how women can rant about their problems and people listen?
Just 200,000 views.
The corpse.
I am, yeah, my health is the worst it's ever been, and every day is miserable.
And yeah, things are going really bad for me.
So if you have any advice on like how to not lose your mind while you're on like a strict diet and medication and like everything's really bad and awful, let me know in the comments.
This is so ironic.
This is like a part of my identity having a cooking show and now I can't eat.
All right, right on.
That's enough of that.
Let's watch this one.
This one is diabolical.
Damn it.
They took down the video because of course they did, but this woman went viral for her husband taking her to the Starbucks drive-through.
And she pulls out the app and she's like, let's use my app.
And she says, notice how there's something free on there.
And he's like, why does it say a birthday drink?
And she goes, well, because it's my birthday.
He goes, happy birthday.
Why do women think their birthdays matter that much?
Like, I don't know.
I think women celebrate birthdays because it's like a cope because we don't really want to get older.
And like, I kind of dread my birthday.
I don't want to celebrate that.
I want to be young.
I want to be 22 forever, bitches.
But I'm like, forced to get older.
So I'm like, why would I?
But like, women will celebrate it for a whole month.
I'm like, to me, it's just a normal day.
I would just rather do what I do every day.
The lore continues.
We have the Boyfriend Marathon Snacks Lady.
I don't have any!
What's up?
I don't.
I don't have any!
He's like stoked on it.
Oh my God.
I've run a marathon.
I do think I would kill.
I think I would be a bitch in that situation.
I don't think.
Because, oh my God, I hated that marathon.
Then, of course, she responds.
Aww.
She starts posting love montages of them, of them running together and biking together.
Oh, so he's a runner too.
So he knows how important it is to have snacks after running a marathon.
Of course, comments are turned off, stitches are turned off.
Everybody still manages to comment on this and say, Girl, what the?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong?
All I have to say.
Again, women in happy relationships, women that have betas, because they can't get alphas.
They will nag.
Simps will nag and they'll say, the alpha's not good enough.
The bait.
Like, that's why I'm or the like the women that love their men, alpha bait, whatever.
Women in happy relationships, the women will just nag and try to get them to be bitter too.
Only thing more exhausting than running 26.2 miles would be going home to that loser.
I just think that nobody running a marathon is in a good place in their life.
Sorry.
I've noticed a lot of my friends started doing that.
And I think that's what you do when you're not having a baby or getting married.
It's like, I guess I'm going to run a marathon.
What I thought was so interesting is that we found a tell-all from a woman on the other side of this who finally left.
I was one of the women who came on the internet and posted a video of my husband.
And the internet was like, what the fuck?
Hey, this was a while ago.
This was COVID times, right?
Okay.
So it's COVID.
And we're at home, and my ex-husband was feeding my son.
And now he was joking, in my opinion, joking, right?
Now, I had been in this relationship for five years at this point.
So he's joking with my son and he's like cursing.
But what he was saying, I thought was funny because, again, I have been with this person for five years.
And I'm not going to give you any contextual on the background yet.
Also, can I just say, funny is so interesting.
A lot of these girls are saying jokes funny.
And you know, that's my job.
I haven't laughed once.
Honestly, if I married somebody who had a lame ass sense of humor, I would actually never.
Even if I've gone on dates with people with a lame senses of humor and they don't like me.
Because you know what a good sense of humor to a man is?
You laugh at my jokes, not you're actually funny.
But I post the video and I start getting comments of like, why would he talk to your son this way?
Like, this is not funny.
Why are you guys laughing?
All this stuff.
Okay, I remember this one.
Basically, the dad was teaching the son to call the mom like derogatory words.
Like kid swearing is kind of funny.
I'll say that much, but to teach your kid to call his mom like nasty, that's different.
That is different.
All this stuff started coming in.
And I think it was like four or five comments deep.
And I remember going to him and being like, hey, people are saying this on the internet.
Like I'm starting to question things.
Like, this is weird.
And he was like, why would you care what people on the internet have to say?
Like, they don't understand the context.
They don't understand that this.
They don't understand that.
Like, people on the internet.
Yeah.
And so again.
And then the women, they'll be like, oh, maybe I am being abused.
Maybe I am.
Am I abused?
And now all of a sudden, and once this rationalization has started, you might as well just leave.
You're cooked.
That's called being cooked.
And it's over.
And I would just accept it and move on with your life.
And her net are just miserable.
The gaslighting ensues, right?
But what he hadn't known is that my sister was already in my ear being like, I don't like him.
Like, something's not right.
I remember her sitting me down into the relationship and like crying, having a breakdown.
And she's like, I don't recognize my sister.
Like, what is going on here?
Like, yeah, because men make us better and women make us worse.
So women will always say, oh, I miss the old you, but the old you kind of sucked.
Do you know what I mean?
Like the old you wasn't that good of a person.
And then the men make you better people.
They're like, you know, get out of the club, lose some weight.
Stop being a bitch.
Stop nagging.
Stop complaining.
And the women over time start to be better.
And then the women that don't get better nag them and say, come back to the club.
And then the women miss it and they go.
I like, she didn't come to my wedding.
And so I know I tried to call my wedding off.
Like we were getting married in January and I think I sat down in like December and I was like, hey, like you're unhappy.
I'm unhappy.
Why are we getting married?
Why are we doing this?
If we're clearly not in a good place and I don't think it's going to end well.
And he was, he, again, the gaslight, like just sobbing hysterically.
Like, I wanted to do this forever.
His words, I've wanted to do this forever.
Please don't take this away from me.
What are we going to tell people?
Like, everyone's already planning on coming because we were doing a destination wedding.
We end up getting married.
But within, like, so it's been a year, six months-ish, a year since we were married.
And I was like, This is, this is not going well.
Like, like, we shouldn't have gotten married.
This is not going well.
He ended up throwing a cup of water in my face.
Okay.
That was the thing that ended up like ending our marriage.
But I say all of this to say that women, when they're in these situations, they don't realize.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's, that's what happened.
Women always look at memories.
On, like, how they feel at the moment, and so, like, they'll find a way to make everything be abusive.
Um, sorry, I'm fixing something.
Um, they'll um they'll find a way to look at everything as abusive down the road.
Um, I remember a funny woman once she told me she loved me and wanted to marry me and have babies.
I thought I was listening to slappy.
Yeah, well, it is what it is.
You always gotta keep a woman guessing so you're cooked.
All right, let's conditioned to their behavior.
You are so taught that what is going on is okay.
And there were so many times that I checked in with people in my life, and the only person who really ever said anything about him-that not liking him, not agreeing with like having any issues with my ex-husband, um, was my sister.
She was and by the way, if women are going around and saying they don't like people, remember, you have to ask who they're going to.
Like, a lot of women will be like, Oh, I was brainwashed by my friends, but why did you pick that friend to talk to?
You know what I mean?
It's like it's like, for why, you know, cool about it because, but she had come to stay with us for a couple months, and she literally was like, What the fuck is this?
Like, you guys are always fighting, like, this is not healthy.
Like, what are you doing?
Like, she very much, I want to try.
We're going to take a slight commercial break and I want to see it because I've been wanting to play the piano down here.
Can you guys hear that?
Is it going in?
Because I do want to bring back my Black Fatigue songs.
Black fatigue, but I wish I had my do I not have a oh, there's no pedal on this one.
Oh my god, I gotta, I gotta order a pedal, but okay, black fatigue, black fatigue, Shawneequo, please take out the weed black fatigue, black fatigue.
I'm always smelling fucking weed, black fatigue find a pedal here.
I could really cook.
I don't have a pedal.
Is there one in the room?
I must have to order a pedal.
i must have to order a pedal you want to do a different song huh Toss in a verse.
Doug MPA said, toss in a verse about nug nug.
Oh, black women, black women love nug nug black women love thug thugs.
They will gaslight you into eternity that their hair is not a weave.
Black fatigue.
Wait.
Black fatigue.
Black fatigue.
Shawnee, please take out the weave.
Black fatigue.
Wait.
Black fatigue.
Black fatigue.
I might have to put this a little bit higher, the thing, so I don't have to turn as much when I know this pit.
This desk goes up a little bit.
Does it not let me?
How do I turn this on?
Questions for a different day.
Oh, no, no, it does go under.
Let me see.
Let me see if I can make this work.
Okay.
What's the next song I should write?
I should do.
Why are women embarrassing their husbands on line?
Shaniqua, we don't really have the time.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hoes are gonna hoe.
Keep it on the low.
Hoes are gonna hoe.
Let's keep it on the low.
Hoes are gonna hoe.
Everybody knows that hoes are gonna hoe.
All right, that was my little commercial blade.
Actually, here, actually, I have a better one.
Please send me money.
Please send me money.
I beg you, have this expen- I have this expensive lawsuit.
I also got kicked off of YouTube.
Send money, please.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my God, please stop with the songs.
It's not entertaining.
It's immature and disrespectful.
I just banned you from the chat for that because I just'm not here to be nagged.
I am not here to be nagged.
I love these.
That's my favorite thing to do on these shows.
I don't even do them all the time.
And if you're going to nag me, I will kick.
You'll kick.
Kick.
I'll kick you so fast.
Are you a woman?
Really?
Are you a woman?
Yeah.
All right.
What should I do?
Here's some money.
La la la.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's a song I should do today?
Yeah, I'm going to sing harder.
I'm gonna sing harder just to spite.
Do a song about Lila Rose.
Oh, you know how it goes when you're a bitch like Lila Rose, Nag men into eternity and you think that you've done something.
Lila Rose, The Christian woman she'll beat the Bible over your head And nag you until you are dead.
Now I'm not gonna tell you how it goes.
When your bitch like Lila Rose, she'll keep you on your toes.
thank you.
You know, they don't call me a musician for nothing.
Wait, wait, yeah, actually, the Lila Rose song is this.
She's muted.
You get it guys, just so you know.
I have taken so many piano lessons that I am convinced that this is gonna make me money someday.
I can't even put into words how many lessons I've done in the last like two years.
I have no idea if it'll pay off.
Probably you're good at singing.
You're like Captain Tinna, without a tiny old.
Do you have a good voice?
Released your album on Spotify, gospel.
I actually do have a few songs on Spotify, but they underperformed so much I just never was motivated to do it again.
Um, I'll show you guys, if you want.
Like a cute song.
This isn't really.
This is kind of one I'm toying with.
Um, I always thought I couldn't be bought.
At least that's what I was taught.
I make my own money.
I do my own thing.
I never wanted a ring.
Strong and independent, they don't need no man.
Wait, strong and independent, I don't need no man.
Jed said lifestyle Instagram.
But then I met you.
Things started to change.
Maybe I don't need my last name now.
I'm dead.
Now I'm back in the kitchen making his favorite blueberry pie.
Back in the kitchen, thinking one day maybe I'll be his wife.
Now I never wanted the white picket fence, but maybe with you it makes sense.
I'm back in the kitchen.
Okay, that's.
That's kind of what I'm.
I'm toying with you know.
Yeah, I know they're saying the vocals could be better.
I you know, if you're here to nag me, I just need you to go somewhere else.
I really need you to go somewhere else.
I just thought that was cute.
I never wanted the white picket fence.
But baby win, I never wanted the white picket fence, but baby, with you, it makes sense.
I'm back in the kitchen.
You see, do you see the vision?
Do you see the vision?
Don't call it nagging, call it criticism.
Do you think I came here to be?
Oh, that's what I needed.
Some more criticism today.
Here's the problem.
I don't know who any of you people are.
So I have no idea.
I don't know if this is a criticism I should even take.
You know what I mean?
Oh, here's the...
and then another one I have.
Wait.
Okay.
I wrote this.
I thought this was some of the most clever lyrics that I ever wrote.
So this is the chorus.
What do I do when I had to stop drinking?
Because what I do when I'm not thinking, I tell you to come over and you know I'm not sober.
Okay.
But there's no liquor in my blood.
I ain't had a drink in months.
This is about sneaky links.
All right.
So what do I do when I call you when I'm sober?
I got no excuse for my body taking over.
There must be liquor in my head.
I'm not even drinking when I end up in your bed.
There must be liquor in my head.
I'm not even drinking when I end up in your bed.
Okay, kind of.
But you get it.
Liquor in my head.
Because it's like, it's like as women, we make stupid decisions sober too.
It's not even alcohol.
And I just thought that was, I thought that was so clever.
I had to say, if you don't see the vision, then you just won't see it.
I had to stop drinking because of what I do when I'm not thinking, right?
But there's no liquor in my blood.
I haven't had a drink in months.
So what do I do when I call you when I'm sober?
I got no excuse for my body taking over.
That's fucking right.
There must be liquor in my head.
I'm not even drinking when I end up in your bed.
That's poetry.
That's poetry.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
That's poetry.
If I got to explain this to you, then I don't want it.
Haram.
I kind of made a song about Haram too.
It's kind of when I met my boyfriend, I wrote this song actually because it was like this.
It was like a, there was a war going on with the TradCon.
This is kind of, this is me opening up a little bit.
And I'm sure this will be used against me by the bitches who hate me on the internet later, unfortunately.
Leave me alone.
So I wrote this one when I met my boyfriend because it was like There's this war going on with the TradCon Twitter calling like the red pill degenerates, right?
Um, and anyways, I'll play this, and and so I was like, degenerates.
Like, that could be a lyric, and that's kind of how a lot of times it goes, or I'll see a movie.
i can't i've had the world watching for a while now they criticize my every move
And maybe I'm going out of style now, but that's all right when I'm with you and the world don't need to know for a minute.
But my world's been so much better to with you in it.
I talk, I talk too much, I shouldn't say so soon.
But I know I'm falling for you, falling in love in the dark, watching the world fall apart.
We won't be their heroes, but we're the star of our own show.
I'll give you the keys to my heart In the dark, the world's been telling us Wait, hold on.
The world's been telling us that we ain't it.
Oh my god, I can't play.
Just a bunch of no good degenerates.
And I thought this was a really good lyric.
Okay, I thought this was such a good lyric.
Maybe they, oh my God, I can't sing.
Maybe they won't love us back.
But when I'm with you, I'm fine with that.
I just thought that was so maybe they won't love us back, but when I'm with you, I'm fine with that.
It's like that's beautiful.
I don't care what any of you say.
This is one of my best written songs.
I'll give you the keys.
Oh my God, I can't play.
I'll give you the keys to my heart in the dark.
You gotta, I'm still taking piano lessons.
And then it goes back to falling in love in the dark, watching the world fall apart.
And I thought this is one of my favorite lyrics: We won't be their heroes, but we're the star of our own show.
Because you get it, it's like all of the everybody in the planet is going to tell you that the relationship's terrible.
The simps will tell you it's terrible.
The bitter women will tell you it's terrible.
But it's like the whole point is we won't be their heroes, but we're the star of our own show.
And then it goes, Yeah, I'll give you the keys to my heart in the dark because the whole point of the song is the world is dark, people aren't getting together, but it's okay because it's our own show.
We're our own heroes.
We don't have to, you know.
So, and that was what was a bridge.
I'm trying to remember.
Say there, Hara.
When I'm with you, when I'm with you, my heart flutters.
You're the type of guy, you're the type of guy to make me wonder.
Yeah, I can't remember the other lyrics, probably because they weren't that good.
Yeah, so one day I'll learn to produce music, maybe, and I'll write a song about Andrew Wilson calling Muslims cousin fuckers.
um okay we'll talk about the muslims kind of scare me This is comedy, guys.
Please don't give me death threats because you guys might actually do it.
And I'd just rather you didn't.
All right.
We're going to do this in an E scale.
I'm going to go this way.
Okay.
Okay.
Family reunions are getting kind of weird.
Okay, I thought it was Thanksgiving.
What are you doing, my dear?
And I've never been to a family reunion like this.
Shit.
Is that the Muslims?
They're cousins and they kiss.
That's weird.
That's really weird.
Maybe keep your hands to yourself, my dear.
Please stop.
That's strange.
Wait, you're giving your cousin brain?
The kids now have autism and we don't know why.
We kind of do.
Oh no.
I'm trying not to cry.
Oh, so please cousins I beg you.
Please stop banging.
Wait, please stop banging your cousins.
We don't need to see that.
Please.
Yeah, so tell Adele I'm coming for her job.
I am.
Someone said her job's safe.
No, it's not.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Okay, should I finish this video?
Should I finish it?
Should I?
I'll finish it.
Do I even want to?
Mmm.
I'll do one more.
I'll do a little bit more.
The only person that would, that was extremely vocal.
No, I'm done listening to women nag.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm giving you an hour of this.
Okay, guys.
If you want me to do part two, put it in the comments if you want me to move on to different stuff.
But it's really for the two women that are watching.
I do, I would like to attract a few women on the channel.
Not many.
Maybe like three, maybe seven.
Seven women are allowed to watch my show.
Because we really got to decode what these women and simps are saying.
Simps are mad.
We won't bang them.
Women are mad.
And women are mad that they can't get a good relationship.
She took off from a train from here to Alabama.
I didn't know they were from Atlanta.
Work with that, Pearl.
Okay.
She took a train.
She took a train from, she took a train from here to Alabama.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that bitch was from Atlanta.
I didn't know what I didn't know what I was getting into.
But I knew it belonged to you.
I don't know.
Okay.
I need to, I keep, I feel like I really could kill the freestyling if my piano could just keep up with my head.
I just, I'm not there yet.
I'm getting close.
I started piano a year ago, like actually, where I wasn't just playing random chords.
So I'm almost through the second book, but I just haven't gotten.
I'm trying.
I think I have like six months left, which probably means a year.
Okay.
All right.
I got to go.
I got to go.
Thank you for your time tonight.
I really appreciate it.
If you can, go to theaudacitynetwork.com.
Look, if I get enough support on the website, I can do some really cool stuff.
But I'm going to be honest, I need more people to sign up.
I could do events and meetups.
And like, I really think we could build a cool community.
But I need you to give me money for pretty much nothing right now.
And I know what you're thinking, Pearl, that's absurd.
I can't do that.
Well, there is my old content there, but it's really just for people that want to support.
And so we can really invest into the show because I really, I could see a vision here.
I think it'll be really cool.
I'm not really trying to do more interviews and debates.
I really just want to have this like cool community here.
Sign up for what?
It's theaudacitynetwork.com.
We're on both app stores.
So it's kind of cool.
You get both app stores and you get it on your phone.
And I made the app.
If you want to, well, not me.
I obviously got a man to do it for me.
But I have to decide if I'm going to keep this app or not or go to something cheaper.
But it's a cool app and I see the vision, but I just need to get a lot of like a people on it that'll just like give me 10 bucks a month to help, you know, keep it going, 80 bucks a year.
I know it's annoying.
It's like another subscription.
Everyone's trying to take your money.
But like, I think I could put a lot of these like band creators on this app, which would be cool.
I think I could rent out this like content house at some point and get other YouTubers.
But Yeah, I know.
Events making music with your favorite YouTuber.
Yeah, like imagine I was thinking, I want to turn this studio into a music studio.
This room, like, how cool would it be if I could buy this house and this house forever?
It's a townhouse.
It could be like the YouTube studio, and then like it wouldn't be as much of an investment when we're like investing in the new YouTubers because, like, I would own the house, you see, and then I don't have to worry about like getting kicked off again.
And then, because then you got to move and go home and cry at your parents' house or be homeless.
Um, yeah, I know I could do music.
There's so much stuff, guys, that I am like a YouTube creative, I love this stuff.
Um, but you know, women ruin my life, so now I gotta, you know, now I gotta, you know, um, deal with this lawsuit, anyway.
So, if you want to support the audacitynetwork.com, also the um the divorce documentary, that's the next thing.
I really think I could really take off if I got a second editor, full-time second editor.
But again, that's gonna cost like a second editor to just work on the divorce documentary.
But that's gonna again, it costs money to put all this stuff on.
So, anyways, yeah, Rumbles is freedom, it's also the road to being poor, unfortunately.
So, if they're not going to pay me, I won't be on there because I have no way of making money.