Hannah Pearl Davis critiques marriage as a "business contract" where women profit from leaving, citing 74% divorce initiation rates and her $200K legal battle that left her homeless. She links STDs like trichomoniasis (2–3.7M U.S. cases) and ureaplasma (40–80% prevalence) to dating market manipulation, where women allegedly use sex to secure commitment while men face higher "deaths of despair." Callers share anecdotes—Dean dodged herpes via odor, RT avoided STDs by rejecting apps, Ronald battled pubic lice for years—while debates rage over risk tolerance and honesty in relationships. Ultimately, the episode frames modern dating as a minefield of health, trust, and systemic bias, urging men to test regularly but question whether caution or pragmatism wins. [Automatically generated summary]
Most answered very quickly, no, because men are useless.
This headline from The Hill, it caught my eye.
Most young men are single.
Most young women are not.
Young men have fallen faster than any demographic in America over the last 40 years.
It's a different world now.
Like, we don't need men the way that they used to.
The future is female.
Men and women are drifting further apart, and society is crumbling because of it.
A fascinating debate has broken out about the value of marriage.
You've kind of got the Trad Con versus Red Pill thing.
This men's rights crowd that sometimes just goes too far the other way.
Oh, you need to stop acting like grown boys and infants and actually become men.
Marriage is a bond and it's a sacred bond.
It's a machine designed to extract resources from you.
Now many of the red-pilled have taken the position that it's bad for men to get married.
Hannah Pearl Davis or just pearly things.
One of the most controversial faces in all of the internet.
She goes on to say that marriage is a terrible deal for men.
Because if me and you were in a business contract, you would never sign a contract where I am paid to leave.
Gee, what could go wrong there?
74% or something of divorces are initiated by women.
Men have everything to lose, primarily their own children.
Men get killed by the courts and by divorce laws.
I had no idea that courts of family law were courts of equity, not courts of law.
Because in family court, you don't need evidence to accuse someone of abuse.
You need no evidence.
When you guys say get married young, a lot of these men don't know what they're signing up for, and you're not going to be there when their entire life falls apart.
I interview them on the other side.
I didn't meet my son until he was 15 months old.
How much did you spend trying to get him back?
The legal fees alone was about $200,000.
Before you know it, you're homeless.
You're literally just thrown out onto the street.
We absolutely reinforce bad behavior from women.
Wives are taught to leave their husbands.
And then daughters grow up without their fathers.
Family is the foundation of society.
Every problem in society comes from single mother homes.
A lot of women will just chase this negative rapid hole of happiness, endless happiness.
Feminism's biggest failures is in lives to women.
We tell women to date as many guys as possible.
We tell them to put off family into marriage.
You are allowed to leave your perfect husband.
You are allowed to end a relationship with a really great boyfriend.
Oh, freeze your eggs.
Have an abortion.
What?
You're evil.
I don't think there's anything else in life that we actually ever go into preparing to fail.
Like if you have the mentality of this is going to go wrong and be pessimistic, naturally the outcome is going to be that it's going to fail anyway.
It's self-sabotage.
That's the thing.
Like women are so willing to leave marriages because they're not happy.
This is not about happiness.
The most important thing is the children.
And the problem is we have a modern society where it's me, me, me, my feelings, leave when I feel like it, instead of doing what's best for the kids.
This myth that we live in an age of male privilege.
What is my male privilege?
They think, well, men have all the rights.
They have all the power.
Privilege patriarchal system that we have.
Why doesn't our society care about men's rights?
I have no friends, no wife, and no social life.
Men are alone in this situation.
Men are homeless.
Men are thinking about eating guns.
I've seen so many men on the brink of suicide and they didn't do anything wrong.
How are you equal if the men are the ones that have to fight and die to defend the country?
The men are the ones that build and maintain all the infrastructure.
Women are helplessly dependent upon men.
The so-called deaths of despair from suicide, overdose, or alcohol, three times higher among men than among women.
Culture is telling men, you are no good.
You gotta get your act together.
I think men have failed themselves.
What kind of a man are you?
What kind of a woman are you going to attract?
If men are in trouble, so are women.
Everybody knows this is a huge problem, but nobody wants to admit it.
Every single woman at the table said they wanted a man.
500K, 500, 300K, 300K, 200K.
Am I crazy?
Everything is really set up against you to fail as a man.
If men make less than women, women don't want to marry them.
So, you know who wants more economically and emotionally viable men?
Women.
I don't want to be an independent woman anymore.
I don't want to be a strong, independent woman.
I'm over it.
When is it going to be my turn?
Where are we meeting the men that don't?
I can't keep having these same conversations.
The only simp here is you, Pearl.
You sent for women.
I think you sent for women.
She's a provocateur.
She says stupid stuff, but Pearl is right about this.
It's already happening.
It's just not out in the open yet.
Now it's just hookup culture is going to be our fairy tale ending because men don't want a wife and women can't find a husband.
The future, if everybody follows your path, is there is no future.
We go into population decline and our economy goes into decline.
Civilization will crumble.
The American story does not end well.
This is an existential crisis, failing young men.
What is up?
Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily here on the Audacity Network.
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And we currently have $37,557 raised.
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So the first thing I wanted to say was thank you guys for bringing your time and attention here today.
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I don't have a beer, but I think soon I'm going to start bringing a beer on Fridays because it's STD Friday.
So welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily.
It's Friday, so you know what that means.
It is STD Friday where we at Pearl Daily have the conversation that nobody wants to have.
The conversations about STDs in the current dating market.
We've gone over HIV, herpes, chlamydia, syphilis, HPV, and now we're going to go over trick and uroplasma.
Why am I covering these?
Because in the current dating market, women are sexually liberated and believe that they can have sex like men.
The average 25-year-old girl has way more sex than the average 25-year-old guy today.
These women are sleeping with a small percentage of guys.
And if one of those guys has a disease, it usually means that all of them have it.
Men, you have to be safe out here, wear a condom, and stay away from hypersexual and promiscuous women.
Usually, if a woman looks like she's the type of girl that has herpes or gonorrhea, you can't really know because all these hoes have it.
Sometimes it's the women you think, sometimes it's the women you don't, truly.
So I first want to talk about trick.
Trick is an infection caused by a parasite called trichomonas vaginalis.
It's transmitted through the vaginal, anal, or oral sex and can be spread via shared sex toys as well.
The symptoms for women include itching, burning, redness, unusual vaginal discharge, and discomfort during urination and sex.
Symptoms for men include men being asymptomatic or burning in the genital area after urination and after ejaculation.
It's estimated that over 2 million people in the United States have trick at a given time.
If including the undiagnosed, that number could go up to 3.7 million.
2% of the women in the United States currently have trick, while 0.5% of men do.
Treatment plans usually include a single dose of an antibiotic.
Trichomoniasis.
these little critters here that we see swimming across the slide when we do a genital swap looking for STIs.
They are mobile little creatures.
It's literally a protozoan parasite that loves living in the lower genital tract.
It likes to live in the vagina or the front hole.
It also likes to live in the penis.
Not so much the rectum though.
Trick is super common, but only about 30% of people have symptoms.
So even if nothing is going on downstairs, you may still want to get checked out.
In a penis, symptoms can be itching, burning while peeing, general discomfort, or even a discharge coming out of the penis.
If you have female anatomy and have symptoms, you'll probably have a clear yellow to green discharge, sometimes with an odor, sometimes not.
Some people refer to it as a little bit fishy, similar to BV.
Also, you may notice irritation and redness of your genitals and pain during sex.
If you're suspicious you have it or you want to be screened for it, testing is super easy.
You can either get a swab of your genitals or pee in a cup.
And treating it is as simple as taking pills.
And once you've taken the entire course of medication, the trick goes away completely.
It does not live with you forever.
It is a temporary infection, not a forever disease.
Yeah, so in my research on these, I don't think the, like, you know, I'm not one to pick STDs.
Obviously, you want none of them.
But like, you know what I mean?
A gun to my head if I had.
So if you guys.
Out of the ones we've covered, if I had to get one, I think these are the ones I would pick, to be honest.
Now, obviously, you want none, but like if there was a gun to my head, yeah, I think these two I would pick.
They don't seem, and I'll get into why.
Okay, so if you guys are following my yeah, maybe you could call it and tell me if you had to have an STD, which one would you get?
Story, then you know that I got diagnosed with shit, what's it called?
Trichomonis, whatever trick people call it.
It's an STI sexual transmitted infection.
You can also catch it from like moist places like pools, things like that, they say.
But I know that I got this.
I'm pretty sure that I got this three years ago or like in 2020 during my relapse.
And that's why I've been so fucking sick this whole time.
I just felt like something was off.
But this is my question.
If you guys ever had an infection or something like that, can that make you totally on edge?
Like the last couple years, I've totally changed.
I have no patients.
A lot of things, I just don't feel well.
Ever, I thought there was mold in the house.
Now come to find out this.
So until the infection is cleared up, like could it make me act a certain way or whatever?
Like, I don't know.
Let me see what they say.
I feel like that all the time.
But it's been because I've been on methadone.
I feel like long-term methadone causes some other health issues and infections.
Okay, we're going to go back.
All right, let's see what this lady says.
Hey, I work in sexual health and I can definitely speak to trick in public restrooms.
So trick is a protozoan parasite that likes to swim around in warm, moist places.
It is passed around through smash and that is why it's considered an STI.
Trick's not going to hurt you in a serious way, but it does make your underbits mighty uncomfortable, especially if you are natally female.
For people with penises, it's much less uncomfortable and often they don't have any symptoms.
Although it is true that theoretically trick can be passed in a non-smetual way, like through wet towels and moist toilet seats, like not dry ones, but moist ones.
I work in a smexual health clinic and I sit on the same toilet seat as my patients who are coming in to be treated for things like tricky chlamydia, like gonorrhea.
And I have never had this infection.
Obviously, this is anecdotal.
However, that's how not worried I am about this.
Every patient I have ever seen and diagnosed with trick could trace it back to a specific partner.
So I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
Go out there, use public restrooms, don't hold your pee in until you get home.
Because that's way riskier than being on.
Yeah.
I don't know who believes that you could get a sexual STD from like a public restroom.
That's kind of crazy.
Oh, wait.
Infections or supposedly have recurrent use.
A lot of women that have recurrent yeast and BV infections or supposedly have recurrent yeast and BV infections are misdiagnosed when they actually have trick.
Trick is short for trichomoniasis and it is an STI and it's parasitic.
When I go into the doctors, I, I don't know if this is like standard.
I assume so because it's happened to me with every single doctor, but I am immediately tested with my urine for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and trick.
In this stage of my life, with all the problems that I'm getting, I am negative for all three of those, including trick.
that's not my problem however if you are having all the symptoms of like that yeah they don't normally test you for uroplasma or trick So if you do get tested, guys, I have heard there are free STD clinics.
Personally, I think you just go to Quest.
It is expensive, but you know, ladies, for the men, I mean, who cares, right?
We're the ones that have to suffer.
I know you guys could get some stuff, but like, if I was a guy, I'd just get tested once a year and call it a day.
But, you know, being a girl three to six months in a relationship outside of a relation, I would just include that in your budget.
If you're poorer, I mean, twice a year is probably fine.
I mean, it doesn't seem like any of the STDs are going to make you infertile for, it's usually longer.
Maybe if you sleep with someone really sketchy, as we do, you know, maybe then you do it quarterly.
Or if you're a really big whore, you know, you're sleeping with like a couple guys at the same time.
I'm not here to tell you how to live.
Obviously, the women that want to be whores are going to.
If you're a big whore, I would really recommend quarterly.
I would.
If you're less of a whore, maybe twice a year.
If you're fat, I mean, you shouldn't be having sex.
You should be on the treadmill.
That's where you should be.
So, do you know what I mean?
Like, if you're fat, I don't like, why are you even going on dates?
You're going to go on dates to eat and drink.
I guess, do you know what?
If you're going to go on dates as a fat chick, what I would do is I would tell you to go sleep with a guy that's in shape and understand, right?
Because you got to have sex.
Otherwise, you're going to get kind of weird over time.
Like, you're going to be, you know.
So, and obviously you're a woman.
If you're listening, you're probably a whore anyways.
So you're not a virgin.
So if you got to have sex with somebody, this is what I would do strategically.
I would go find a guy that's in pretty decent shape and eats well, right?
And that way you can have sex with him, but just know you are going to be the girl that is in the background.
Like he's not going to take you out in public and you just got to be okay with that.
But maybe you could ask him for advice.
Like maybe sleep with a personal trainer or like a biker.
You know what I mean?
Just a guy that knows how to eat well.
Maybe he's a chef.
And then you can learn from him for like six months while you get ready for your husband.
Yeah, that's what I'd recommend.
That's that's what I would tell you because honestly, if you're fat, like there's just, why are you going on dates?
I mean, unless you plan on staying fat.
Okay, well, then it's time to just go.
I mean, but then you're just going to marry, you're just going to marry a fat guy and you guys are just going to be fat together.
And then you're going to have these fat kids.
You're going to pass on.
It's almost selfish for fat people to have children.
I really believe this.
Like, I mean, honestly, because if you can't stop eating, like, why do you deserve to reproduce?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it's like, and I've always felt like when I was younger, I literally, I felt like this when I was in my early 20s because I couldn't get myself to stop eating.
So I'm not even saying this in a judgmental way, but I always felt like I needed to figure out that problem of mine before I brought anybody else into this bullshit.
Because I'm like, yeah, I'm going to, let me get this straight.
I'm going to raise a daughter and make her fat too.
I'd rather kill my, like, or a son.
And now they get to have the same problem.
Really, yeah, as a fat person, I would just focus on losing weight.
And just know as a woman, if you're in a situationship, you're probably too fat.
And if your friends say that you're not fat, you are.
I mean, unless if your dress size is a six or smaller, you might be fat at a six with the way they just make the clothes sizes bigger.
So a six these days is basically a 10.
Yeah, so that would be really my recommendation is to lose weight, go to the gym, get your steps in.
I don't think this is the same thing as a eugenics mentality.
Because I'm not against dumb people existing.
I'm really not.
I mean, I think that's like the eugenics mindset.
I'm really, I'm not against dumb people existing.
I'm not against, like, I want all races to reproduce.
I'm not into the like bloodline stuff, you know.
So I don't know.
I mean, maybe I'm a eugenicist.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
But I just think if you're fat, like, okay, you're basically saying, well, you're communicating to me if you're fat.
Okay.
You're communicating that I am so, I am so weak as a person that I just cannot put the donut down.
And look, and I'm not judging.
There was a point where I couldn't put the donut down either.
But you're basically saying, and you're saying, let me bring a child up and I'm going to teach them my terrible habits.
And then they're going to have the same life I had.
Which is going to be having to have sex with ugly people or nobody at all.
Or as a woman, being the side chick.
You're going to be like third in the rotation.
Yeah.
And ladies, if you are in that situation chip box with the hot guy, you got to make it very clear that you understand your position if you want to hang out with him more than like twice a month.
Because really, you can see where you're at in the rotation based on how often the guy sees you.
Now, I will tell you, some men just do have the time.
Some men, do you know what I mean?
Like some men have the time to juggle like five women and they're just on demon mode.
And I don't know.
They like, so I'm not talking about the exception, like the men that like the men that really just, I mean, they just have no, their only hobby is women.
I mean, then you just took an owl.
He could convince you he's going to marry you and have a second family.
I mean, that happens.
But let's take, let's just take a normal guy with a job.
I mean, at most, there's going to be a rotation.
So my player, the player guys I know, They tend to want three side chicks is like they're they up to five, they tend to say that's too much work, but they like five just on tap.
So there's like the main, and this is the girl.
You might go on public dates.
He might introduce you to his friends.
You might still be a situationship.
I don't know, but you're, you're like in the girlfriend's slot, whether he calls you that or not.
It depends what he's looking for.
Then you got girl number two, right?
You got girl number two and girl number two.
So girl number one, I would say two to four times a week, depending on the guy's level of time and if the other girls are in the picture.
Girl number two is like once a week, once every 10 days.
Girl number three is one to two times a month.
So as a fat chick, you're going to be in one to two times a month, right?
But now is your time to glut gluck.
Now is your time.
Yeah, I know three is fun.
Now is your time to get into spot number two.
It's, it's called glut gluck.
It's called being nice.
And you have to assure him because he's going to be worried that if he spends too much time with you, because he knows where you're at in the rotation, you're at the bottom, bitch.
You're like 30 pounds away from being hot and he doesn't see the motivation from you.
So you're going to have to like accept that, right?
You're going to have to like and you have to assure him that you're not going to crash out and you don't want anything serious either.
Now, maybe you could aim for something serious in a year, but at least this way, you know, you can take dating off the table.
You can exit the market, the dating marketplace.
And when you want to get laid, you can go to this hot guy, ask him for some nutrition tips, and then just let him know.
You just say like, hey, I know where I'm at.
I know where I'm at.
I'm just happy for your time.
You know, maybe you could fall in love in a year.
You know, some women do.
And if you lose some weight, a lot of women are like 30 pounds away from commitment, truly.
But you gotta, you have to prove you're not crazy because this is like the calculation men are doing is how crazy is she versus what do I get out of this and what do I have to spend?
So as a fat chick, you got to make your price real cheap.
It's like one drink, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
One drink.
Okay, let's go to your place.
Now, I would say because you're the fat chick, you're going to want to want to use protection because he's definitely sleeping with someone hotter than you if he's a good looking guy.
Yeah, that's what they're saying in the chat.
Look at, I've had in-depth conversations with, I had a friend in London and he, I mean, he just always had like three to five women.
That was like his baseline.
Like he had three and then two.
He like they're always taking applications.
So they'll have the main three usually.
And the third one usually comes and goes.
Like maybe they'll get into a relationship.
But the two, like they're always going on dates and taking applications and the spots are available.
So just as the fat chick, you're going to have to know your slot is at the bottom.
You're at the bottom, chick.
So, yeah, that's what I'd recommend.
I mean, if you need to like get, if you need sex somehow, you can find some, maybe an ex or something, but you got to get to the gym.
You got to like, you got to get to the gym, get on the treadmill and eat less.
Yeah, so Does that make you a beta simp if you're here on a Friday and not on a date?
Not necessarily.
I don't think so.
If you don't want to be on a date, like, why not?
But if you're fat, I mean, don't watch me.
Get on the treadmill and watch me.
Do you know what I mean?
All right.
The changing of discharge, the odor, the itching, the burning, the painful intercourse, whatever it may be.
All of those are pretty, like, they fit into a lot of diagnoses.
And if you haven't been tested for trick, I would definitely recommend to do so.
And I know the thought of like a parasitic STI is terrifying because I feel the same, but it's actually like a lot more common than you think it is.
And I've read research kind of varying with how many cases there are per year, but I think consistently I've read the most.
Yeah, and it's great.
You could just ask him like, and men love helping you with things.
Sorry, I know I'm not, I should react to this video, but I just have a lot to say about this.
And by the way, this was not a strategy that I personally implored.
I'm just being honest here.
This was not a strategy I did.
But I was thinking about it and I'm like, that would be a good strategy.
Do you know what I mean?
This one personally, I didn't do.
I didn't.
But, you know, men love helping you with things.
They love it.
It's like they're great.
Like, if you want a man to fall in love with you, just act really stupid, right?
You just got to act.
Like, men do not like women that know it all, right?
And I know, because sometimes I have this, oh, like that.
Sometimes that's a problem I've had, I'll say.
But, you know, this is what I would do.
Even if it's something you already know how to do, like, let's say you want to learn, give me something in the chat.
Let's say you grew up knowing how to fish, right?
And you already know how to fish.
But if you go up to a guy and pretend you don't know how to fish and just act really dumb and give him all the credit for teaching you how to fish, he'll be in love in six months.
So if I was fat all over again, I think I would have saved a lot of time.
And I'm just being honest here.
Again, this was not something I did, but that's something like that.
That would be smart to date a trainer.
You give him sex, ask him, hey, could you just help me with this stuff?
Can you teach me how to cook a few meals?
You know, they got to eat anyway.
They got to eat anyway.
I was like, I went through all this work of learning this on my own.
That's way smarter.
Is this how women feel when we expose their game?
No, he will think she is too stupid.
No, because if you already know about the subject, if you already know about the subject he's teaching you, he'll think you're a quick learner.
He'll think you're, he'll think you're learning so fast.
You're like, yeah, baby, you just, you're such a good teacher.
I mean, you got, you ladies know, you know, you rub the arm and just say, thanks so much for teaching me.
You know, you know.
Yeah, and I mean, these days, men are better cooks than women.
Because look, as a fat chick, you're going to get past, you're going to get smashed and passed anyway.
So you got to, you got to get rid of the ego and just know your place in this.
And by the way, just Google your BMI.
No, you're not shaped well.
Just Google it.
You're fatter than you think.
And that's, that's what I really want to say is like, when I look back at pictures, I'm like, I was fatter than I thought.
And all the people that like I show that picture to, and they're like, you weren't that fat.
And I'm like, that's because you're kind of fat.
Can we just be honest here?
I was young.
So, you know, I got it.
But I was just thinking, I think that if I implored that strategy, at least the dating attraction, you know, I'm not saying I wish I did because I'm okay with my life outcomes at this point in my life.
All I'm saying is like that would have been, I think that would have been a good strategy.
All right.
I'm going to go back to the, I'm going to go, it doesn't even have to be a trainer, but just a guy that's like in shape, you know, he knows a little bit about nutrition, maybe a good cook.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just about like three to 3.7 million of men and women that have this STI.
It's just that it's also not super symptomatic.
Like over 70% of people have no symptoms, which makes it really easy to spread.
But the number one indicator is a strawberry cervix.
And I don't think I'm going to be allowed to put a picture of this, but it'll literally just be your cervix and it has like little red dots all over it, which is why it's also so important to get your pap smear because that's kind of the only way that someone's going to be looking at you.
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Men are better cooks.
Yeah, like honestly, honestly, that would be my recommendation is to, women can, in fact, sleep their way into relationships.
Men, the worst advice I bet is always give, it's telling women not to put out.
And I know, I know, and like the conservatives, but I'm like, guys, do you not see the things women are getting for having sex?
And I'm not trying to apply morality to this because some of it I do like on a base level find a little bit repulsive.
But if we just want to talk about what works, like sleeping with the boss definitely works.
Have we not covered enough stories to be like, yeah, that works?
I mean, if we want to say, like, you don't think a girl would lose weight sleeping with a trainer if she really wanted to.
Yeah, I mean, some of it repulses me, but I'm just, I'm a strategist here.
You know, it's not about this isn't a, this isn't like a religious show.
So I just like to stick to what works, not what like I think is the most moral way to go about it.
But yeah, like you can tell a woman wants to get married when she has a slut phase.
I'm dead serious.
Because the ego's gone.
She just starts giving it out.
And then six months to a year later, one of the guys bites the bait.
Because do you know what I mean?
Because women never know their league till they give up sex.
Yeah.
And so I know this is uncomfortable to hear, but I'm just being honest, guys.
I always knew a woman was like ready to get married when she started having a slut phase.
I knew a girl.
She married young.
She had sex with, it's actually so disgusting.
I don't even want to say it.
Like, it's actually so gross.
But she got married by like, or she was with the guy she married by like 20.
Okay.
She had sex with 12 dudes in a year.
12.
She just kept going.
She's like, I will find a boyfriend.
I will.
Number 12.
I know it's disgusting.
It's like, it repulses me to even talk about it.
And at the time, I thought, what a whore.
But she was done by like 22.
She was done out of the game.
Got married.
Done.
I can't say that didn't work.
Do you know what I mean?
I can't be like, oh, yeah, that did not, like, that was not effective.
I'm like, that was very effective.
She was engaged in two years.
Yeah, one a month.
Yeah.
That was about it.
That was it.
Yeah, that was about like, that's what she did.
And, you know, I'm not, I'm saying that's kind of disgusting, right?
And like, it kind of, you know, like, my, my stomach turns too, but I'm like, that did work.
You know, because then, you know, she kind of, she started high, and then the guys, some guys would pump and dump.
And she's like, all right, that was not my league.
But she was a smart hoe, right?
Because some women, they just keep going high.
She just was like, all right, here's, this is what I can get.
You got to have a little sympathy for women.
Women, we never know to where we're at until we ask for the commitment.
So 12 a year, that's average.
I bet 12 didn't know either.
Yeah, and that's the thing.
Women, there's no way men can really find out nowadays.
Men don't really do background checks on women.
They really don't.
I mean, they just don't want to.
Do you know what I mean?
they don't you guys please stop gaslighting me I saw it work.
I'm not trying to, I am not attempting to say that's what she should do, but it's a strategy and I've seen it work.
So, yeah.
I mean, she just, she was smart.
She used protection.
She didn't catch anything as far as I knew.
Yeah.
So, anyways, like, she didn't catch anything like a lot of women catch uroplasma, which is another STD caused by bacteria.
Europlasma is resistant to antibiotics like penicillin.
Uroplasma can be transmitted through sexual activity and can be transmitted from mother to baby during birth.
Uroplasma is quite common with 40 to 80 percent of sexually active people carrying uroplasma at some point in their life.
So uroplasma, I think most people do end up getting this because it's really not tested for.
And I think it's because it's not that bad, but it does harm fertility, but it's not like chlamydia where chlamydia will make you infertile.
That's what, that's what I've seen.
I know you're like, um, I know you guys, you guys are like, oh, Pearl, like, that's wrong.
Oh, yeah.
Like, okay, like, me saying that's immoral is going to do anything.
And really, men value youth over purity.
So to be honest, the numbers game, I would even argue is a better strategy for young women because men will, you can kind of get away with more when you're younger because you have the youth on your side.
And when you're younger, like the younger women can try the guys their age, the guy's older, the guy's even older than that.
You know.
But I would just, you know, anyways.
That's so wrong.
The guy's left out of the action.
Hey, I don't know.
So uroplasma is usually harmless, but symptoms include bacterial vaginosis, pelvic inflammatory disease.
That's what it seems like.
From what I've seen, PID, it seems to come when you do not treat this stuff.
So in men, it's inflammation of the urethra.
Treatment includes oral regimen.
So it's like doxy that's the most common one.
Azithromycin is the other one.
I've seen that word before.
Having.
Yeah UTI symptoms for three weeks, probably closer to a month.
It really flipped.
You guys in the, you're like, oh, I would smell it.
I could tell.
You guys would not be able to tell.
And I'll tell you what, at the time, at the time I was watching this girl, and I, at the time, was like, I had, I was a virgin at that point when I was watching this girl do this.
And I thought, I thought to myself, oh, that'll never work.
You're going to have consequences.
She had no consequences.
And it did, in fact, work.
So I just got to be honest with what I've seen.
yeah i've just i've just yeah heard up i thought it was an icy flare which it could be an icy flare still um And I have uroplasma.
Recurrent urinary tract infections or UTIs can be frustrating, especially when routine tests fail to provide the answers.
One possible cause is a tiny microorganism called urea plasma.
Unlike typical bacteria, urea plasma often goes undetected in standard urine tests, but can still cause symptoms like frequent urination, discomfort, or lingering feeling of incomplete bladder emptying.
This is why it's important to consider urea plasma in cases of unexplained recurrent UTIs.
The good news is that it can be identified with specific tests and treated effectively to reduce infections and improve symptoms.
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All right, what's next?
All right, so a lot of you guys are saying, someone in the chat saying that I'm jaded and I'm bitter.
I just don't, people that know me, I just don't think that's a like an do you know what I mean?
Like there are adjectives that you guys insult me with that I do in fact that I do in fact think describe me.
Bitter, I'm sorry, I just don't, that just really is not one of them.
It's not.
I mean, I don't mind like the feedback.
I really don't, but please say shout out to Juan from Mundo Nuevo Vera Cruz, the name of my little town in Mexico.
Thank you.
Like, do you know what I mean?
I do think that there are adjectives that do describe me that are negative that I would agree with.
But I'm sorry, jaded just really is not one of them.
It's really not.
Oh, this one we watched already.
Bitter.
My life is going too well to be bitter.
I just, I get to do my dream job.
I'm in the best shape I've ever been in.
I'm re-monetized on YouTube.
Ah, things are going good, you know.
I understand.
I understand I could be more trad.
Like, I do see the feedback, but I don't know.
I always get this.
I get this a lot, the bitter.
And I'm like, am I bitter?
I don't think so.
Am I hateful?
I'm like, why am I being gaslit today?
I don't, I don't feel hatred in my heart.
Yeah, you know, I mean, if you said, was I bitter when I was demonetized, I was pretty bitter then.
I don't know if you guys watch the shows.
I was pretty bitter and depressed.
Yeah, I would actually agree with you there.
But yeah, you know.
I mean, you don't see me getting married.
Look, I do get this a lot.
I get the criticism because, you know, I did talk a lot about marriage and that sort of thing.
So I do get it.
I really, I do think it'll happen for me.
Now, it might not happen as soon as I initially hoped, but I don't really see it not happening at some point.
I will tell you, being famous, being famous caused a lot of, I don't know, am I talking too much?
It caused a lot of things that I would say sort of delayed that.
You know, not a lot of people understand what it's like to date as a famous person right around the time you're like looking for that sort of thing.
I was terrified, to be honest.
You know, and maybe sometimes I'm like, I don't like telling too many stories because my enemies, they always like to like take them out of context and use them against me.
But I'll tell you what, it comes with a different set of problems that just normal people don't understand.
And I'm not even that famous.
I'm really not.
Yeah.
So, you know, you guys could say that.
I just, I do think it'll happen.
I do.
I do.
That's all I'm going to say about it because the more personal info I give out, it's just the more, the more people just, they use it against me and it just never ends.
Yeah.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, it'd be one thing if I was like 300 pounds, but I'm like, guys, like, it'll happen.
Like, chill out.
It'll happen.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Like, there was some setbacks.
You help a homeless guy one time.
I'm just kidding.
But yeah, it's like, you know, and that's always the feedback I get.
They're like, you're not the best person to give this message.
And I'm like, well, somebody's got to say it.
Somebody's got to do it.
Might as well be me.
It's not like these married women want to do it.
Do they want to be in my position?
No.
Should I live stream the wedding?
I think that's what I should do.
Like these other influencers.
Yeah.
Should I, should I, that's what I was wondering.
I'm like, when it does happen, should I use it?
How much clout should I milk off of it?
When I do have kids, should I have them on stream?
we thinking?
I'm thinking on street.
At this point, the ladies, you know.
Anyways, I'm going to continue.
I'm going to continue.
I'm going to, I'll keep going.
We're talking about Europlasma and freaking women.
It's like, we bring it, we make it about ourselves.
Yeah.
Okay, TikTok saves lives for real.
I saw this girl post that she had had BV infection after BV infection and symptoms of having a UTI, but no UTI.
And that has been my year for the last year and a half.
I have had 11, 11 BV infections.
I've had to take fucking flagella 11 times.
I know I'm going to keep it private.
I made that mistake once.
I'll never make it again.
Girl said she went to her doctor and asked to get a urea plasma.
I can't say a test because she saw another TikTok saying that that's often what causes BV and UTI symptoms.
I can't do a gender reveal on Twitch.
Out UTIs.
Guess she went to the doctor, got a test, and has urea plasma.
Yeah, uroplasma a lot of people have because they don't test for that.
This girl.
So my partner and I have to take medicine together.
So romantic.
And then hopefully I'm fixed after this year-long fucking battle.
I don't know why I had to ask Bert.
Why after coming in multiple times, no one said to me, like, hey, maybe you have this.
And honestly, they were pissed when I was like, I heard about this from TikTok, but like, where else am I going to hear about it?
Because you're not telling me.
So today's day one.
Yeah, I will say, women, if you're watching, you got to make your health your responsibility.
These doctors are often not on your side because they make money off of you.
So they're not going to be honest.
They're not going to be like, look, you ladies are whores.
And you guys are such whores that we can't even test for all the STDs that you can get tested for.
Like there's a million STDs because you guys are whores.
And okay, we could run these tests, but it's going to cost you like 500 bucks a visit.
You don't really want to do that.
So we're just going to only test you for the ones that are really damaging, like chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes.
It's like, you know, you guys can't really do anything once you have it.
So we're not going to test you for it.
So yeah.
So let me continue.
This is for the.
So yeah, so you got to ask for these tests.
I don't even see the point of going to like a gyno other than for your PAP, but like all the testing, you can get it cheaper at Quest, depending on your insurance.
Yeah, it's your, I would just have a notepad and your phone to have all your like doctor stuff in there.
You can use, I honestly, at this rate, Grok is better than the doctors these days.
Girls, I get chronic UTIs, which personally is something I haven't dealt with, which is why I haven't talked about it.
If whatever you have isn't common, you're in trouble.
Not necessarily, but we'll keep going into the more STDs.
But so many of my friends have figured out what the root cause is after literally years of chronic UTIs and doing all of the right things, maybe taking the supplements to prevent it, taking the treatment to get them to go away.
And then finally, like both my friends have dealt with this for five years.
They were both diagnosed with urea plasma, which is a bacteria that can colonize.
And sometimes it can have no symptoms, but if it leads to overgrowth, whether you have a weakened immune system or something sets it off, can lead to an overgrowth.
And it leads to a lot of symptoms that are similar to UTIs, like the burning.
About to say it's just a sneaky bacteria that is hard to catch for some reason.
A lot of doctors don't test for it because a standard UTI test like will not find it.
So you have to do like a swab or a PCR test.
The treatment for it is still a little like wishwashy from the research that I've done, but some doctors will say, okay, we just need to do one week of doxy, where there's others will say you need to do a month of doxy.
Others will say.
Yeah, it depends because this ST, I don't know if it's STD or STI, it gets resistant to bacteria.
So this one, it's not as harmful, but it can take longer to treat from what I saw.
I am not a doctor.
This is the best of what I found with the available information that's online.
So doctors do know more about this stuff, but a lot of times you do have to ask to be tested.
That still didn't eradicate it.
Also, different variants of this bacteria can lead to infertility.
So, it is something that should be treated if you are dealing with it and have symptoms.
The kind of course that seems to be the most effective is one month of doxy in that last week of that month.
You do a ZPAC.
All that to say, like be mindful of antibiotics that you are taking and treatment of how you should go about fixing your microbiome after this.
Another reason it's hard to treat is because technically it can be passed between partners.
So, a lot of times the women will treat it for themselves.
But if they're in a relationship, their partner might have it and just be continuously passing it back to them.
Um, but it's not an STI.
I think there's like a lot of stigma that comes with UTIs, whatever.
If you have dealt with this bacteria and eradicated it or just deal with chronic UTIs, I just feel like a conversation needs to be had about it so that more information is out there.
Be happy it's uroplasma, not herpes, lady.
I'll do another video on just like more common reasons why people get UTIs, whether it's imbalances in the vaginal microbiome or whatever it may be.
But I just wanted to put it out there that urea plasma is a thing.
Ask your doctor to test for it.
Send it.
Doctors should ask you if you want to be tested for it.
Yeah, but they don't.
They don't.
I'm telling you, I go to the gyno every year.
I'm like, I want everything.
And they're like, Everything, you don't need everything.
You're fine.
I always am fine, but I'll still ask because I'm like, I'm here.
You're taking my stuff.
I'm already here.
Test me for everything known to man.
Yes, I'm in the building.
I don't want to come back.
I'm already here.
I want everything.
I want everything.
Do condoms protect you?
So condoms lower your risk a lot.
And when having these shows, I am not trying to scare people.
Okay.
And I want to be, I want to be real.
So I've interviewed people that have given herpes before.
And that's like a pretty bad STD.
That's like the worst one.
Remember, hooking up with somebody one time that has herpes, you are actually probably not going to get it because they shed about 20% of the year.
So about 20% of the year, they can spread it.
Everybody I've spoken to that has spread herpes, it's kind of uncomfortable, but I've talked to two guys that had sex with a lot of women.
They never use condoms.
They're not a medication.
They just spread it.
I know that's immoral.
That's not right.
But I'm not here to police their right.
I can't stop them.
So I'm just more curious about how they went about stuff.
They said, like, one of them said out of 100, five said that they got something and that you'll know right away if you catch the herp.
They said that like the people that say they didn't know right away, they think they were lying.
But like the herp.
So you're not, your odds of hooking up with somebody one time and getting something with a condom just are not overly high because they even said their long-term partners that got it, it still took between three to a year, three months to a year for them to get it.
Because remember, they shed like 20% of the time.
It also depends when they were infected with it, because if they were infected more recently, they're more likely to transmit it.
This applies to like other STDs as well.
But well, yeah, women lead in all STDs.
Well, I haven't found a woman to be honest about spreading it.
Of course, I find men that'll be honest.
But if you, if, if any ladies are in the chat that have the herp and you're spreading it out there, I'm not, I'm not here to judge you, but I'd like to ask you a couple questions.
You know, to a friend, if you know they get chronic UTIs and have not figured out why.
Yeah.
So I know women do it too.
just these are so i asked grok these questions um because these are kind of the things that i would think about when it comes to stds you want to know how like what is this what is this bullshit going to do to me if i get it okay you want to know how likely you are to get it if you sleep with somebody so how long would it take to go from infertile to go infertile from uroplasma or trick All right,
infertility from these infections results from complications like PID in women or epidemius in men, which can cause reproductive structures over time.
So that's what I've found in all these STD shows.
It seems like PID comes after, like if it's not treated.
The timeline depends on factors like the severity of the infection, whether it's symptomatic or if it's left untreated.
Europlasma, infertility is not an immediate immediate outcome.
Europlasma can cause chronic inflammation in the reproductive tract, potentially leading to complications like PID or tubal scarring in women or reduced sperm quality in men.
This can take months to years of an untreated infection, particularly if the infection ascends to the upper reproduction, upper reproductive tract.
For example, PID-related tubal damage might develop over six to 12 months or longer in chronic untreated cases.
So if it's a woman, if you're sexually active, that's the, I've heard six to 12 months is the number I've heard.
So if you want to be super safe, you go every three months, less safe every six months.
That's what I'd say.
Most people with uroplasma are asymptomatic and progress to infertile.
Infertility requires persistent infection without treatment.
Regular screening and early antibiotic treatment typically prevents this.
Trick is similar to uroplasma.
Infertility from trick is rare and would require chronic untreated infection leading to complications like PID or epidemius.
This can take several months or years of untreated infection.
Depending on the individual's immediate immune response, trick is most likely to cause symptoms prompting earlier treatment.
Okay.
So I asked, how common is infertility from these stuff?
Infertility from uroplasma is uncommon, but it's possible if uroplasma leads to PID, which occurs in a small subset of cases.
PID has a 10 to 15% chance of causing infertility per episode, but uroplasma is not a leading cause of PID compared to bacteria like chlamydia or gonorrhea.
Studies show that uroplasma is present in 20 to 40% of infertile women going under undergoing ART, but direct causation is unclear since it's also common in fertile individuals.
Men, uroplasma may reduce sperm motility or quality in 10 to 40% of infertile men, but permanent infertility is rare unless there's severe untreated epidemias or prostasis.
Most cases are reversible with treatment.
Overall, infertility or infertility directly attributed to uroplasma is rare, less than 5% of cases, as many infections are asymptomatic and resolve with treatment or don't progress with complications.
Trick, infertility is rare, and it's saying it's 1 to 2% of cases, so it's very low.
It's even rarer in men.
Infertility from trick is very rare.
So I was thinking, I was like, if I had to pick an STD, I think I'd pick trick.
Now, obviously, you want none of them, but I'm like, if I had, if gunned my head, I had to catch something.
I think I would take trick.
Your likelihood of catching these STDs from a from protected sex and unprotected sex.
So if someone has uroplasma, you'll get it 10 to 30% of the time from unprotected sex.
For men, transmission may be slightly lower, but still significant, depending on the bacterial load from protected sex.
Condoms reduce the risk of transmission by 80 to 90% when used correctly.
So basically, and that's kind of what I've seen.
It's a less than 5% chance for most STDs.
If you're using a condom, you're like most likely not going to get it.
That's what I've seen.
I mean, I look at it.
I'm just saying, gun to my head.
If I had to pick, you're saying, oh, picking an STD is crazy.
Well, I'm just like, if I had to.
Trick is highly contagious and with transmission rates are at 20 to 50% per unprotected sexual act.
Women are more likely to contract it from a male partner up to 50% per act than men from a female infected partner.
Protected sex, they reduce the transmission by 80 to 95% when used correctly.
So it's around 5% to 10% if you use a condom correctly.
So that's the yeah, so infertility, it's uncommon.
I'm like, these aren't so bad.
These aren't so bad.
So we're going to do a call-in.
That would suck double bagging and still get an STD.
One of the guys I interviewed that got herpes got it with a condom.
Tough luck, right?
I'm actually going to send.
I'll see if that guy will call in.
I'm going to send it to him.
Because if you've had other STDs, you can call in too, but preferably trick or uroplasma.
That's my preference.
That's my preference.
So if you've had some STDs, I'd love to, this is kind of what I want to know.
I want to know, did you know you had it?
Who'd you get it from?
The more information you can tell me about the girls you got it from.
Like, did they look like someone that had an STD?
But guys, please figure out your technology.
When you get on, tell me your story, what STD you caught.
We're going to try to stick to the one today, but I understand beggars can't be choosers with STDs.
I would turn your cameras off because I don't know if you want to be on camera admitting you have an STD.
don't care then put it on but yeah put a put a one in the chat if you've had one of these STDs Trick or Europlasma.
Put a one in the chat.
Doug MPA, how are you?
Are you here?
I am here.
How's it going?
It's good.
How are you?
I'm good.
So the thing about trick and uroplasma is the biggest symptom is the smell.
And guys, especially when you're young and in college and you're running through girls, most of us have gotten hot and heavy with a girl and there's a smell.
And I'm not going to lie, I wouldn't even go in there.
I know some guys would dive in there still, but I've had, it smells like tuna fish or something.
Yo, I would back up off.
Come on now.
Guys, put a one in the chat if you've ever been with a girl and it smells kind of funny in there.
And what did you do?
Did you back off or did you keep going?
Because for me, it smells like tuna fish or it smells like old sweat sock.
Wait, so what do you do?
Like, okay, because I'm guessing she's half naked, right?
You guys are getting hot and heavy.
How do you get out of that?
That's so awkward.
You just say, oh, that's disgusting.
Like, how do you get out of that without her?
Because if you say that's disgusting, you might get an accusation.
You know what I mean?
Like, what do you do?
I mean, I would just back out.
I'd be like, hey, I got to go.
And then you just leave.
This is, no, you know what?
You pulled a woman card.
This is moving too fast for me.
It's not you.
It's me.
No, I just, I don't do that.
I just never do this on a first date.
I want to take this slow.
I really care about you, so I don't think we should have sex on the first date.
Yeah, you know what?
The best strategies are just the strategies women do.
You know what I mean?
Like women sleep for a job.
Like they have sex with someone for a job.
I feel like men, there's a lot of old bitter bosses.
You might as well start doing it too.
Start fucking the ball.
I mean, that definitely works, you know.
I bet there's some, I bet there's some high-level executive at Fox who could slide into her DMs, Doug MPA, and get on Fox News.
Hey, I'm going to put a video in the chat.
I think this is it.
Okay.
Where this waxing technician won't do a woman's wax because she has a smell.
Go to the, yeah.
I think this is it.
Why are you putting this stuff away?
Ma'am, I feel like you're.
There we go.
Hold on.
Putting me in a position where I have to continue.
You can barely hear it.
That's an issue.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Beyond going to the gym?
No.
I just came from the gym.
I'm trying to get my wax.
I have vacation.
My flight leaves tonight.
My flight leaves tonight.
I need my wax done.
And now you're telling me that you can't do my wax because of a funky issue.
It's crazy because I've gone to other places on the European Wax Center and they don't have an issue.
All is going off.
This is so unprofessional.
I do apologize.
This is so unprofessional.
However, that is beyond.
I'm not a, I don't know what maybe European Wax Center is a little bit more equipped than we are.
However, I don't feel comfortable.
I'm actually a CNA, but there's a wax.
And that is not just an order.
That's actually an infection.
Excuse me, that's an infection.
I don't have an infection.
I don't feel comfortable touching you in that area.
I told you I just went to the gym.
I just went to the gym.
I mean, that's not the gym.
That's not the gym, ma'am.
I go to the gym.
That's not the gym.
Oh, she said, I go to the gym.
That's not the gym.
You don't go to the gym.
This is a very uncomfortable conversation for me.
I'm not your primary.
You don't go to the gym.
I can tell by your body type.
But you have a sentence insults from you.
Because I'm not a gun at the gym.
Excuse me.
So you don't have to be able to get a little bit of a barrister now.
So she's going to gaslight.
Yeah, it's just typical.
Your vagina smells.
No, it doesn't.
I went to the gym.
That's not the gym.
Gaslight.
It's just.
Here we go.
Gaslighting.
I know it's hard to hear.
You have to like put your headphones on.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
We cannot leave you.
Everybody else hasn't looked.
I got this off a group.
No, you need to go to the doctors.
This has nothing to do.
You should not get on that flight.
This is embarrassing.
I'm hoping I'm getting up.
This place.
Ew.
Is that her?
Okay.
I can't believe she posted that.
You know what?
You can't say it, but I'll say it.
It's the usual suspects.
You know what's crazy?
I saw Michaela Peterson.
She had her medication listed and it had herpes medication on it.
Oh, did it?
Yeah, and I was like, how did this get on the internet?
And they're like, she posted it herself.
What's that stuff called?
I don't remember what that stuff is called.
Herpes medicine.
Hold on.
I'm going to find it because what's his Milo posted it?
Oh, Valaciclavore.
Let me see.
Because I think she was like, this is all the medication I was on before I went on that diet.
Hold on.
And I was like, how is this on the internet?
Like, what?
Oh, here we go.
Vivant.
What's it called?
Valiclivore and then aciclivore.
Let me see.
Yeah, it's right there.
Michaela Peterson.
Yikes.
What's this?
I saw you up there.
And you got to be an OG to remember this one.
Trex commercial.
What is it in the dock?
It'll be in a second.
So they used to have these Valtrex commercials.
No.
I'm going to put both of them in the chat.
Okay.
On the document.
Okay.
So you can see.
Living with genital herpes can be a hassle.
Can you imagine being the actress for this video?
Living with genital herpes can be a hassle.
Each outbreak felt like it took days out of my life.
So I talked to my doctor and found out about Valtrex.
Just one pill a day helps reduce the number of outbreaks.
In fact, I've been outbreak-free for almost a year.
It's a brand new day.
In a one-year clinical study among people with genital herpes who took Valtrex at six months, over half were outbreak-free.
I put one more underneath that one.
After one year, a third were outbreak-free.
I don't want to lose my days.
I want to spend them how I want to.
It's a brand new day.
There is no cure for herpes.
I don't think you could pay me.
How much do you think they paid that model?
I don't think you could pay me to do that commercial.
Even with treatment, it may be possible, Doctor, if you're a music.
All right, let me see the other one.
Wait.
The only way, if you want to, guys, if you want to figure out if someone has herpes, you got to say that the only way you'll get a woman to admit it is to say you have herpes first.
That's what I got.
Because I was asking the guys that like that they don't say it.
And they said, like, and I was like, okay, would you say it in this situation?
What about this?
And they're like, no.
And I'm like, what if they asked?
And it's hither like, no.
I'm like, what if they said they had it?
And they're like, yeah, that would get me.
I'm like, that's the only one you got.
Okay.
I have genital herpes.
And I try to be careful.
Very careful.
Very careful.
Then my doctor told me something surprising.
One study found that up to 70% of people who had genital herpes got it from their partner when they had no signs or symptoms of an outbreak.
And it doesn't matter how few outbreaks you get, you may still spread herpes at any time.
Now I take once daily Valtrex to reduce my risk of passing it on.
Valtrex is the only medicine proven to reduce the risk of spreading genital herpes.
Always use safer sex practices with daily therapy, which also includes avoiding sexual contact when you get or think you're getting an outbreak.
There's no cure for herpes.
Even with treatment, it's possible to spread.
Wow.
Not disclosing should be a crime.
Well, it's not a crime, guys.
People, I'm telling you, people just spread it.
When they're in that situation, they're not going to tell the person.
They're not.
The best one, there's this one.
And there's a guy on a motorcycle and he's riding along this coastline.
And he's like, I love the open road and feel it in control.
So when I got genital herpes, I decided to not let it get me down.
And the jingle, living the life of one.
It was so good.
I can't find it on YouTube, though.
Oh, man.
The early 2000s were wild because that's when they first, believe it or not, Pearly Pearl, there was a time where there were no prescription drug commercials on TV.
And then they just went nuts in the early 2000s.
They just went nuts.
That's crazy.
Guys, go ahead.
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I asked, how did her medication list get on the internet?
She showed it on YouTube.
I just cannot believe she posted that.
That's so crazy.
I would say that you're right.
If I had to choose gun to my head, if it was one to get, it would be one of these two because both of them can be cured with one pill, you know, with a little bit of treatment.
I think I'd pick trick because you're a plasma.
It seems like it's harder to get rid of.
But the trick, because it says you're not going to be infertile from it, most likely.
It does spread, though.
So if you do spread it, you'll probably spread it to somebody and they might think you're a whore.
So I guess it like, you know, if you don't get tested right away and what I think these are the ones I'd pick though, gun to my head.
Yeah.
And guys, here's the thing.
If you mess around with enough, with enough women, it's going to happen, dude.
You just have to make sure that you don't get one that you can't get rid of.
Because that's the key.
You know, if you, and especially as, guys, you're going to get older.
You're going to get access to more women.
You're going to get access to more beautiful women.
You just got to make sure to use condoms, man.
And if there's any kind, if you have any kind of weird, anything down there, get tested.
Like Pearl said, get tested multiple times a year.
Guys, we need to go to the doctor more anyway.
You know how many guys I know don't go to the doctor, Pearl.
Guys with health insurance and resources, don't go to the doctor.
Do you know what?
I don't go to the doctor because it takes like, I don't know what it is in Illinois, but it takes you like three months to get into a general doctor.
Not crazy.
I went to like three to four different places.
So the best place to go is they have urgent cares that have primary care too.
Telling you takes forever here.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
Let's go to.
I just feel like I like, I feel like Grok is like better than the doctors.
I'm like dead serious.
I learn more from Grok and Chat GPT.
And it's even better because I understand why.
Like I'm sorry.
Look at I Grok has taught me more about nutrition than any doctor.
Grok has taught.
Look at these STD shows.
I go to Grok and I get the most detailed explanations about each one.
I'm like, wow, that's so interesting.
Yeah.
So we have Dean on the line.
Dean, you're on mute.
Dean?
Dean done the show.
Audio is connected, but this person's on mute.
Dean, are you there?
It's a horrendous conclusion.
Come here.
You guys can hear me.
I'll die.
I have to say, can you hear me?
Because that's what everyone says.
I can hear you.
Yeah, we can hear you.
I can hear you.
Hey, Doug.
Hey, Pearl.
First time caller, long time listener.
Thanks for calling.
So what STD did you get?
Well, I didn't actually get one.
I dodged a bullet because I smelt that stank.
Yeah, I hooked up with this blonde thing that was, she was hanging around all the bands back in the day.
Yeah, everyone was rooting and she was spreading the herb.
But I had a, she came around to my place for, you know, let's just call it an interlude.
Okay.
But, you know, we got hot and heavy and naked.
And like, as soon as she took her knickers off, I was like, what the fuck?
Did somebody just start cooking?
Sorry for swearing.
Did somebody just open a can of tuna in the kitchen?
And we went, we went backwards and forwards.
Like, I'm like, I had a heart on it.
I was ready to go.
And when I caught a whiff of that smell, I was just like, I was, yeah, there was nothing going on downstairs.
Yeah.
And did you, how did you, how did you get out of it?
Like, what did you say to her?
Like, it's a negotiation.
It's always a negotiation with women.
And Doug was right about they won't admit to it unless you know you say that you've got it.
Yeah.
I didn't have it.
I was, I'm a clean skin.
You know, I don't use condoms.
I've just been like super lucky.
But yeah, like it came up, you know, do you?
She's like, do you, she, like all women, she accused me of having herpes.
And that, that's how, like, I think it took about 30 minutes or 40 minutes, and she eventually admitted to it.
Yeah.
So you just got to say you have it and then be like, yeah, just kidding.
I was in my early 20s, so I was, I didn't even know about STDs.
I was just young, dumb, and full of calm and ready to spread it.
I was playing in bands at the time, so there was no shortage of women to step up and say hello.
Can I just say?
And the attorney Andrew says, the Grockster is in.
Yeah.
Oh, the Grocter is in.
That's funny.
I'm sorry.
I called your show and I don't have STDs.
That's all right.
That's a relevant story.
No one's going to call.
Hey, that's a relevant story.
No one's going to freaking call.
Do you know anybody?
How old are you?
It is because.
How old are you?
I'm in my early 50s.
Do you know any of you?
Have any friends admitted that they have an STD or other women you've dated over time?
One of my mates, he had genital her.
What is it like?
Genital warts.
Oh, HPV.
Okay.
Yeah, he was busy spreading that with every woman that he could.
And there was always like in our friends group, there was always this explosion of, you know, I'll use his name, Theo, gave another girl the warts, so don't go near her.
So it was like you had to keep a list of who he went to because you didn't want to get it yourself.
Isn't it kind of awkward when you know they have it?
Because you're not going to like say anything, you know, but like.
You might if you know him personally, but half the time you don't know the women.
Like you're not there.
You're not babysitting 24-7, but you know they like get it.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, no, it's exactly right.
It's like the unspoken thing, like a large group of a large group of friends.
We all know, but no one will talk about it, but everyone knows and they know that we know.
It's one of those things.
It's pretty funny.
Well, is there no treatment for the genital warts?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never had it.
I think you have to get them burnt off.
I vaguely remember him talking about it, but it's just kind of, you know, do you really want a doctor?
It's not burning.
They use like an ice.
What is it?
Ice thing?
Oh, like an ice pick.
Yeah, they burnt.
It's similar to getting your moles removed.
You know, you go to one of those skin doctors.
They use a liquid nitrogen.
That'd be it.
Yep.
Yeah.
I just looked at it.
I remember my mate Theo when he had his thing, he had to get them removed, you know, once a year or something.
I don't know the exact details.
I'm just making that a bit up.
But, you know, he'd always be tender.
Let's just call it.
It's kind of funny.
Kind of funny.
How many women do you think he spread it to over the years?
He's probably still doing it to this day.
I've lost touch with him because we were in business together.
He sold his share of the business and he moved to Hong Kong with his with the proceeds.
So he's probably starting up a new warts franchise in Hong Kong, let's just say.
No, that's the thing.
People don't understand.
People always have this repulsion where they're like, oh, well, they should be required to tell you.
I'm like, look it.
If you talk to one of these guys, the way they see it is their sex life is over if they do that.
They are not.
I promise to God, they are just going to keep spreading it.
One of the guys said, he literally said to me, yeah, if they want to use a condom, I just won't have sex.
And he literally has like airpiece.
I'm like, I'm like, when you interview and you talk to these guys, I'm like, yeah, just wear a condom, ladies, because you're never, and you're never going to know.
I don't know.
The guys I interviewed, like, I don't think, like, would you say the guy you know, you'd be able to guess or no?
Nah, you would never guess.
He was, he was kind of quite attractive.
He was like six foot three.
Women liked him.
He hadn't really nothing going for him aside from the fact that he was good looking and tall.
Yeah.
No, he did.
He did okay with the women.
But you know, the thing is, we're humans.
We don't care about what we're transferring to the other human that we may have a sexual interaction with.
We just want to bust a nut or get a bone.
Yeah.
You know, it never comes into it.
It never comes into the thought.
It's just that selfish human thought that we need to procreate.
It doesn't matter what you've got.
Did he ever have a girl come back and like get mad at him or anything?
Like, did you ever hear about that?
Oh, constantly.
Really?
We knew every time Theo got a new girlfriend, we weren't taking bets, but we were all calculating in our heads how long it would take before you'd hear screaming in the bedroom, you gave me warts.
And it happened every time.
It happened every time.
Sometimes it was two weeks.
Sometimes it was a month.
Sometimes it was three months.
I mean, we were long-term friends.
It was a big friends group.
Yeah.
You know, and you know, yeah.
Yeah, it was, it was, it, I'm sure it was, it'd be the same with somebody with herpes, you know, it's just like, you know, what, you know, why did you run me over with the car?
You didn't have to run me over with the car.
You could have just driven around me, but, you know, that's the same thing.
Yeah.
No, I know exactly what you mean.
And it's like, but when you're their friend, it's like, what are you going to, you're going to tell every single person they date?
You know, no, that's the thing.
Because every time a new girl comes into their relationship, you know, he's like, don't say anything.
We'll end up in a punch up.
You know, so no one, no one in the extended group of friendship would ever tell the new girl.
We'd just be looking at her all in the know and we'd all be sitting around drinking in a big party and we all be looking at his new prospective girlfriend going, there's the next victim.
How long before she starts screaming at him?
Would they usually stay or leave after?
Oh, it depends.
I think he had one girlfriend for about three years.
I mean, that's the thing.
Once you've got it, you know, what are you going to do?
You invested in a partner.
So, you know, you're just going to keep banging away and keep trying to build a life.
You know, yeah, I would just stay.
I would just stay because now you got to go back and date with the genital words.
Fuck that.
We're going to make this work.
I mean, you think about it this way.
It's like he's got the ultimate tramp stamp that he's just stamped a woman with.
It's just like, I've given you my disease.
Now you're part of my cult.
Yeah, but she'll just lie.
The women, they'll tell the truth till there's a negative reaction and then they'll lie.
That's usually how it goes.
It's like body count.
You know, women are honest when they're younger and then a guy freaks out and then they lie.
Yeah, that was herpes.
Do you know what?
Go ahead.
What?
I don't understand this whole body count thing.
I mean, theoretically, you know, it's not a car.
You know, the body count, you know, body count tells you that somebody's experienced at sex.
You know, it doesn't mean that they're a hoe.
It just means they're good at what they do.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Maybe I've got an odd opinion on it.
Someone said a herpes dating app.
So the feedback I got, because I did ask one of the guys why he didn't do that.
And he said that he kept catching other stuff when he would go for the girls with herpes.
Oh my God.
He said, yeah, like at first I would just find out who else had it and I would like go and try to hook up with them.
But then I would start getting like gonery.
Like I'd get all these other STDs and I'm like, yeah.
We always use a joke with our mate Theo, you know, are you going to get the whole collection?
You've got the warts now.
Are you going to get the herpes and the gonorrhea and the crabs and all that stuff?
He hated it.
He hated it.
But you know, yeah, he told everyone because he said he.
That's another thing I remember him saying.
He said, Don't, don't lay in my bed because it might be contagious.
You know, if you guys, you know, hooking up with some girl, don't take her back to my bed.
I was like, what?
I didn't, I didn't even know.
I just took it.
I took it at what he said as gospel.
So no one slept in his bed.
You know, maybe he just didn't want anyone else in his bed.
Okay.
Well, he did have a water bed.
He was a bit of a sleaze bucket.
Yeah.
That was pretty funny.
I find people that get it, it's either they're like naive or whores.
That's kind of what I found.
They're either like naive.
I remember the girls.
Go ahead.
The girl that he got it off, she was in high school.
I think she was about 15, but she was banging some 40-year-old guy that lived in the suburbs.
But I found, yeah, that's how she got it.
So she got off a guy, like where I grew up is up the north shore of Sydney.
It was like, I think it was known as the orgy capital of my area in the 80s.
My parents used to do some pretty exciting things, just put it that way.
Getting off subject.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, no, you're okay.
Doug MPA, is there anyone else on the line or no?
No, there isn't.
I think that no one wants to touch this one.
I was going to say one thing.
So that one video I showed, I guess an infection can get so bad that it smells when you're walking around.
Now, I've never smelled that smell.
But so I wonder if, does it start where a woman has to get a rouse for it to smell and then it gets so bad that it smells all the time?
I don't know.
No, I think you're onto something, Doug.
It's like the excretion.
As soon as they start excreting, that's when the smell comes out.
Let me see if one of the other people that messaged me, their STD stories, wants to come on.
I'm going to message them.
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Just Jillic's over there.
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But yeah, I knew that whole smell thing.
I mean, all of us have had that one girl where it's an overpowering smell.
Yeah, you can't get past it.
I didn't smell this.
It'll kill a boner.
I didn't smell it.
It'll kill a boner.
It really will.
I didn't smell this myself, but when I was on, when I did the panel show, sometimes a girl would come in and they would use the bathroom.
And after they left, like some of my staff would tell me that the bathroom smelled like terrible.
Like not from like poopa, like from like some dist.
I don't know.
I was like, I didn't think it would be that strong where it could linger, but I'm like, maybe.
I don't know.
Did you ever have any women on your panel show where they sat on the couch and then they got up off the couch and the couch stank?
I don't have a strong sense of smell, but other people said they did smell that, but I personally, I just don't have a strong sense of smell, so I wouldn't.
And everyone's sweating anyways, because in London we have air conditioning.
So, yeah.
I'll tell you, that's what you said.
That's unusual for a woman to not have a strong sense of smell, pearl.
Are you sure?
I don't.
Don't you agree, Doug?
My sister had a friend and a BD dub.
And there are some black families who try to say that like showering every day isn't a good thing.
So her family, they would only shower like every three or four days, and they would get up and they would, their mom told them to put lotion all over their body.
Like, so that they put on a deodorant, but they'd only shower every three, four days.
And they'd get up in the morning and they put lotion all over.
And she would come over to our house and she would sit on like the couch or a chair cushion.
And when she got up, it just smelled like old pussy.
Yeah.
Where my mom was like, she can't come over here anymore.
She can't.
I heard, I did hear of like some of I remember there were times where my staff would like complain or like someone would say something to me that one of the girls smelled, but I couldn't, I couldn't smell it myself personally.
All right.
We had some other calls.
And so Nadine, we're going to let you go and bring on some other calls for me.
No, thanks, guys.
You guys have got a great community there, by the way.
So many cool people in here.
You guys were so lucky.
You've worked hard for this pearl.
Thank you so much.
Sorry, I'm Simpson.
Just kick me.
You're not.
No, that's not bad.
Thanks for calling it.
Okay.
Next up, we have RT coming in.
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RT, how are you doing?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, RT, how are you?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
I'm good.
So, what STD did you get?
Well, it's complicated.
It's complicated.
It was like, okay, so beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Okay.
Like, I'm not over-exaggerating.
I would say I'm above average as a guy, right?
I check all the boxes.
And she looked like a Barbie doll.
And, well, we get down to business.
We get down to business.
And it was like, okay, before I even get into that, to the details, it was like holitosis of the down there, but like of the vagina.
It was bad.
And I've never smelled, I've never smelled anything that bad before.
And she was literally, and I know the ranking of women, like one through 10, there's very, there's tens are like, you know, one percent, nines are like two percent.
It was like an 8.7, almost a nine, as far as looks.
Okay.
And I was inebriated and I had a cold, but I could still smell something.
And it was so bad.
And I was like, hey, so my excuse was, let's jump in the shower.
And she was like, what?
What do you mean?
I said, yeah, come on.
It'd be good.
And I mean, I tried and then it was just so bad.
Anyways, afterwards.
So you still had sex with her?
I penetrated a little bit, but I stopped immediately.
So then I just said, I was like, hey, I worked out a lot.
My legs hurt really bad.
I'm getting cramps, is what I said.
Okay.
And so then, anyway, after that, I was like, okay, I waited a week, went to the doctor, and I felt this sensation.
And it was like, it wasn't like crazy.
I wasn't getting any like, this was like in college.
And long story short, it was like chlamydia or something.
But it turns out that that same girl that had hooked up, that I hooked up with, she hooked up with some other acquaintances of mine and they got something way worse, but they didn't tell me what it was.
So like for chlamydia, it was just like, yeah, just take this antibiotic and you're good.
And I was like, oh, okay.
But that was the only thing I ever got.
But the people that hooked up with her afterwards, they got like something way worse.
Like this one guy, his scrotum swelled up.
And yeah, like his testicles swelled up and he had to get them drained.
I don't know what the hell happened.
I'm not a Grock, but what STD would make testicles.
Testicles swell up.
Well, you would have to get them drained.
That doesn't sound like herpes because that was my first.
No, I think, honestly, I think it was it, and it's just, it boggles my mind, Pearl, how beautiful a girl.
And I'm not over exaggerating.
She was beautiful, like face, body, every skin.
I just couldn't.
I'm like, how do you do that?
Okay.
Do you just open yourself up to the world?
Okay.
So, yeah, that was my experience.
It says, was it right after you?
Because it says that if, all right, several STDs can, or infection can cause testicular swelling often due to inflammation or infection, infection in the testicles or surrounding structures.
These are the likely culprits.
Epididemitmitis, which is caused by STDs like conorrhea or chlamydia.
Epidida minus.
Oh, epidida minus.
Yeah, that's what he had.
He said, I think he said he got gonorrhea.
And what was the other one?
Chlamydia.
Yeah, he had both of those.
It says orchitis too is another one that it could have been.
Oh, orchitis.
Yeah.
Yeah, he had both of those.
And then, so the thing was, is that she developed a reputation.
And we used to call her stank, unfortunately, and be like, oh, dude, stanks right there, dude.
And everybody, and then there were like synths.
They were like, I don't care.
I'm going to go and get mine.
And yeah, it was so bad.
But even today, man, like even today, Pearl, I make girls like some of them go, I'm not doing that.
And I'm like, I don't care.
I literally tell them, you need to go get an STD test before we do anything.
That's smart.
And they do it.
Most of them do it.
I mean, I'm not hooking up all the time, but if I do find a girl that I'm interested in, I'll tell her to do that.
And she will.
How many girls have you asked to do that?
I would say I would say about one, two, three, four.
Like eight.
Eight total.
How many came back clean?
Oh, yeah.
That's actually a great question.
And what's the two of them didn't?
Okay, so before, what was the two of them didn't, and two of them ghosted me because they didn't come back clean.
So, what was the age and demographics of the women of the eight?
The age where they were in their mid to late 20s.
Okay.
I'm in my late 30s now.
I recently, well, going back to your question, demographic as far as like white, Asian, black.
Oh, okay.
Asian.
And Hispanic and white.
And did you see any patterns with like which ones came back clean?
Like, did the older, younger, certain race?
Which ones didn't?
The white ones didn't come back clean.
Yeah.
The Asians did.
Oh, yeah.
It's crazy.
Now you think about it, but yeah, they did.
And then recently, because I've just been growing, I have two companies.
So I'm like just on the grind.
And I have a, you know, I have a child as well.
So I don't really put myself out there.
But there was one girl I was interested in.
And I was like, yeah, you need to do that.
And she was like, she kind of got thrown off by it.
But I was like, yeah, that's the only way I'm ever going to go down that route.
And she was like my age and she had never been asked that before.
And I'm kind of like, why?
That's what I do.
I mean, that's the only way I'll ever do it these days because I just can't trust anybody.
Call me paranoid, but yeah.
Hey, paranoid keeps you clean, right?
So it's fine.
Yeah, paranoid keeps you clean.
And it's just like just the stories that I hear.
Like, I don't know what it is, but girls will just come and start telling me stuff.
And, you know, they'll just, they'll get drunk and they'll just be like, yeah, so I was with this guy.
And then after like the stories I hear just through osmosis, I'm like, Jesus Christ, this is insane.
I'm not in the game anymore.
Like I really, I mean, like I said, I'm busy growing these companies, but I think if I were to get back in the game, I would still be very cautious.
What part of the country are you in?
I live in Texas.
Okay, Texas.
I'm in specifically, I'll just tell you, I'm in Austin.
Okay.
I was just curious if the, like, what area you were dating in?
Yeah, Austin's like a, it's the feminist capital of the world, unfortunately.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I'm from freaking the capital of Washington State.
And that has been, yeah.
I've been to both, dude.
And like, I mean, Austin's bad, but no, man, let me tell you, Washington, Western Washington is even worse.
It's like, you know, there's a lot of boss babes here, too.
And so, because there's, you know, it's a, it's a tech boom town.
It's like there's a lot of opportunity here.
And so you'll get a lot of boss babes that are like, you know, they act like dudes, right?
They glorify sex in the city.
They watch those, all those shows that, you know, Desperate Housewives, Sex in the Hits, all those weird shows, right?
Those they still watch them, even if, even if they're reruns, and they go and act like that.
Well, RT, I can tell you the difference between Western Washington women and then Austin women.
So the biggest problem with Austin women is that there's enough masculinity in Texas.
First off, Austin women are most likely to have their fathers in their lives, not like the women in Washington State, because I think my hometown is Literally, the single mother capital of the United States.
Um, and um, so they have their fathers in their lives, uncles, and then there's the cowboy culture shooting guns, pickup trucks, or whatever.
So, these are women who want a masculine man, but then want that masculine man to be feminist and treat them as equals.
Yeah, exactly.
This is where that's the position you see them with the cowboy hats and the big trucks, and you know, they love men in uniform, they love police officers, they love you know, fighters and boxers, and literally masculine men, but then they expect those men to bend to feminism.
Yeah, I just had, I mean, I just had a new disagreement with somebody just now, like about an hour ago.
No joke.
I mean, I was literally, you know, I have a very particular personality.
One would call me masculine, right?
Others would call me toxic masculine, but I'm really not toxic.
I'm just a realist and I say things how they are, I don't hold back.
And so I go into the room and she's like, You, I just can't with you.
You just need to leave.
You're just too much for me right now.
And I go, Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not a cuck.
You need me to be more submissive and quiet and basically not be myself.
And this woman who I'm referring to is a boss woman, very successful.
And yeah, I'm just not going to conform to that.
And it becomes a vicious cycle with these boss women here, especially what I'm looking at.
They go from one guy and then they go to a soft guy, and then they dry up quicker than the Sahara Desert down there after two years.
And then they go to another soft guy and then they hook up with the bad boys.
And then they go, Where did all the good guys go?
And here's the thing: so they say a lot of women want a man like their fathers.
And like a lot of Texas, uh, Texas guys over 50 were still a masculine generation.
But then these women had some aunt or their mothers fill their head with some garbage.
And they just, and Austin has some beautiful women, man, has some beautiful women.
So the first four months with one of these girls is great.
Then she starts talking and starts to try to write.
What would you say?
The first four months are good four or five months before the feminism comes out.
No, I would say, honestly, when I say I would say the first, if she's really into you, the first two months.
How long do you wait till asking them for an STD test?
Like first date, second date?
So I have to build some rapport with them.
I have to see if they're worth even talking to beyond like a coffee date, right?
So I'll take them out for coffee, you know, nothing crazy.
If they start complaining, like, can we go somewhere else?
I just stop talking to them.
Like, I do, I don't even know you.
I'm not going to like, what do you expect me to go and roll out a red carpet?
I've never met you.
So beyond that, if there's some rapport and there's some depth beyond what the surface level of her personality is that I can see myself talking to, it can mesh well, they can mesh well with my personality.
Then I'll say, then we'll go on like the second or third date.
I would say like third, fourth date, maybe.
Then, you know, I'm like, okay, fill in it.
And I'll just straight up tell her, I was like, hey, you need to get an SCD test.
Like, I'll play, I have that personality that I'm able to get away with it.
Most, I don't think most guys can do that.
I have like an undertone of humor.
So when I be, I'm like, hey, by the way, you need to go get an SCD test.
And she'll be like, no, no, seriously.
Yeah, that's that's and she's like, okay.
So have two, three, four dates.
So the ones that came back positive, what did they have that they told you?
I have no idea.
They ghosted me.
Oh, really?
They just didn't talk to me.
They did it.
And then they are like, yeah, they ghosted me.
They didn't even talk to me after that.
So I'm assuming they were like, oh, crap.
And they were embarrassed.
Yeah, but like, I mean, I'm just thinking, like, couldn't you just treat it and get tested again and say you didn't go?
Like, if it's, if it's not, if it's not like herpes or something, you know, it must have been something bad.
Yeah, I was like, they must have, yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
One of the girls I saw again at the gym and she did not look at me like ever.
Like she just avoided me.
And I was just like, I don't care, dude.
Like, get out of here.
And then, you know, I don't care.
Like, we didn't do anything.
Go.
You could lie to me and say, oh, you know, I just found somebody else.
But we have, we have a woman in the chat asking you, RT.
So why isn't this guy married?
Well, yeah, typical response, right?
Because the women can't come back positive for the STD test.
You're not hearing exactly.
Not only that, not only that.
Because woman in the chat, I have time.
That's why.
And I'm building my value.
I'm in my late 30s.
I have nowhere to rush off to.
And I'm in shape.
I'm building myself mentally, emotionally, financially.
I'm built physically.
So why would I go into a game?
And this is for her to ask herself: why would I go into a game where the odds are completely against me, regardless of how successful I am?
And the ROI, if it's not a child, the ROI is not good enough.
Like it doesn't make any sense.
Like, why would I get in a game like that?
I honestly, the way I'm probably going to meet somebody, guys, is if they're like a 6.9 to a 7.4 in the most random place who doesn't have a dating app and maybe barely has social media, that's probably how I'm going to meet the next girl.
I'm going to date.
Seriously.
RT, I'm going to.
We have Ronald.
Ronald, are you there?
You're on mute.
Yo, I'm here.
How you doing, buddy?
What's up, man?
You sure you want your camera on for this conversation?
Sure.
So what STD did you have, Ronald?
Oh, shit.
I ain't never had no STD.
Do you know someone?
What are you here?
Well, you know, like, I actually did.
I dated a chick, and we ended up sleeping together.
And, you know, she actually, like, we were in a relationship or whatever.
And I knew we were like three months in.
And like, I had like red stuff like under my armpits and stuff.
And I was like, yo, like, what is this?
And I seen she had it, but I thought it was like shaving bumps or something like that.
So I went to the doctor, got checked out, and they were like, yeah, like, these are crabs and shit.
And yeah, and I was like, so then I came back to her.
I was like, yo, you got, you got, you got fucking crabs?
You know what I mean?
She was like, well, I didn't know.
I was like, how you fuck you not know?
I got, and it was a white chick, you know what I mean?
And it's my ex, uh, this is my ex, actually.
And, um, but um, yeah, she was like, she didn't know she had crabs and shit.
But, um, I mean, uh, you know, they gave me some treatment, and luckily it was for like that, you know what I mean?
But we haven't done, we haven't, we haven't done crabs.
Is that only an STD?
I don't actually know.
It's like scabies and crabs are both STDs.
So you had it in your armpit?
How the hell did you get it in your armpits?
I don't fucking know.
I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, you know, we were down there and then you scratch your armpits.
That's probably how it goes.
Probably something like that.
Well, it's an insect.
So it could technically get you anywhere, but it's easy.
Could you do that?
We were like sleeping on the same bed.
You know what I mean?
So maybe like that or some shit.
I don't know.
So like we were chilling together for a while before you even slept together.
Did you notice that anything was off when you were sleeping with her?
And then what was her age?
And you said white and what was her age?
At this time, we were both in our like 20s.
Okay.
Like, did you see any symptoms before you caught it?
Like, did you notice anything off?
Did I see symptoms in her?
Like, did you know?
Yeah.
Like I said, I seen her red armpits, but I thought like that was like from shaving or some shit.
Oh, I sorry.
I misunderstood.
I thought you had it in the armpit.
Okay.
Okay.
I understand.
Yeah, no, I eventually did have it in my armpits too, but you know what I mean?
Like, I seen it in hers and I was like, you know, like, I didn't think much of it.
I thought she, because she shaved her armpits and shit.
I was like, maybe I was from shaving or something.
You know, I don't know.
So what did she say when you confronted her about it again?
He said she didn't know she had it.
Oh.
So, yeah.
So, like, you know, I cured us both.
And, you know what I'm saying?
I gave, I got the treatment and shit.
How long did it take to go away?
How long did it take to go ahead?
It was like two days or something.
Okay.
It didn't take long.
But yeah, I mean, me and her stayed, you know, like, like I said, by the time we were, you know, living together and, you know, she fucking bought me a car and shit, you know, so I was like, we didn't have a relationship for like 10 years and shit.
But, but yeah, that was like.
So you stayed with her only because it was crabs?
Would it have been a different story if she would have gave you like herpes or something?
Well, at that point, at that point, you already have it.
I'm staying.
Right.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, I mean, if you have that, you know what I mean?
If you have that, you're done.
Like, we were pretty, you know, open with each other and shit.
You know what I mean?
So, like, if she had something, like, I think she would tell me.
And I mean, she wasn't, she hadn't been like sexual actor for a while before, you know, me and her were sexual actors.
So, you know, so I was like her second dude, you know, but I don't know.
So, seventh.
I guess actually, we should do a show called If You're Gonna Lie About Your Body Count, What Number Should You Lie?
Yeah.
Seriously.
Because, you know, what, what, what number should multiply a woman's admitted body count by a pearl?
What, five?
Well, okay, okay, let's.
Let's, no, no, let's, let's, do you guys consider oral a body?
Because I think that's the question.
I don't think women consider oral a body.
I think men consider oral a body.
And I think it's because women, one, were manipulative.
And two, I don't think women bond the same through like oral.
So do you, because I don't think women, when they count their body count, they're not going to count guys that nobody's going to know about and they're not going to count oral.
So I know for a fact that every other woman doesn't consider oral a body, but black women do because black women treat a BJ like it's actual sex.
But it's sexual intercourse.
I mean, not necessarily intercourse, but like it's sexual.
You know what I'm saying?
So it counts.
Yeah, to me, to me, if a girl does that, that is like, that's like, damn.
Like, you went down on that dude, you know?
Right.
Like, you can still catch them if you're going down.
Oh, 100%.
I mean, I even told, it's a true story.
I told this girl the other day.
I was like, she was like, yeah, you know, I've only had this amount of guys, but I mainly do that oral, you know, because, you know, it was at that type of level already.
And I said, well, I might as well be gay at that point because of all the guys that you've been with.
What the hell's the matter with you?
She got pissed.
Yeah, I'd say multiply it by three or four.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that four is a good number.
So if a girl says, oh, yeah, I've only been with 10 guys.
She means 40.
100%.
If you're going to lie, what number are you going to lie with?
That's a great call-in show.
That's hilarious.
Go ahead, go ahead.
What were you guys going to say?
Well, I was just saying, like, you know, back this is kind of like, you know, this is kind of back in the day.
So it's not like how things are now.
You know what I mean?
So maybe it wasn't so high, but.
Well, let me tell you this.
Oh, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to cut you off.
No, you go ahead, bro.
No, I was going to say, I know a girl that has a body count well over 50.
Okay.
Because I just know.
But she was telling another guy, I can count how many guys I've been with on two hands.
And I'm thinking like, wait, combining the two hands and then it being a double digit?
And she was being dead serious.
She was like, and I was overhearing this conversation and she said, eight.
I know that woman has well over 50, 60, 70 bodies.
And I was, I was like, damn, if she's lying like that, I can't even imagine.
Eight, wow.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
She said eight.
She was like, yeah, eight, nine, I think.
Like being dead serious.
And I'm like, are you, I'm like looking.
I'm like, what?
Like, there's, there's absolutely no way.
I know you've had like eight in a month.
But I'm like, man.
Did she work up with a lot of your friends or something?
No, I mean, the thing is, it's like girls get really comfortable with me because I'm not, I'm not an asshole.
And so like, I'm very straightforward.
I'm to the point very quickly.
So they get really comfortable with me.
So they start opening up and telling me stuff.
I don't have girlfriends.
I don't believe in girlfriends.
I don't think this is real.
I don't want to be a beta male orbiter either.
I'm not going to go hang around a girl.
I have nothing in common with a girl.
So what would I go do?
Like, are we going to go shoot guns and go fishing?
Probably not.
I mean, maybe some will, but no, I mean, they just open up to me and then we stay in contact, you know, and I post stuff and they, you know, they'll interact with me because I've never really not been the same person from the beginning.
And I think because of that, I've been real from the beginning, they just open up to me and be like, yeah, this guy.
And they'll just tell me everything.
So that's how I get a lot of the insights and the scoop and all this stuff.
And the crazy thing is, if that's what she told you, it's probably worse.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, because like, even I feel like there's levels to female lying.
Like, there's like more honest and then super honest.
So it's like, if that's the story she's telling you, it's probably worse than that.
It's probably 100%.
I mean, I went to dinner with one of my acquaintances, I guess.
And I've known this girl for like 10 years.
And we used to hook up and everything.
And we go to dinner and she has like four or five drinks of our glasses of wine.
And, you know, she's like in her late 30s as well.
She was like, Yeah, you know, just casually telling me, Oh, I met this 32-year-old and you know, I don't really know about him, but I did hook up with him.
And then, but I still don't really know about it.
I don't really know if I like him or not.
But then, then I hooked up with him again.
And I'm like, what?
To me, it's to me as a, I don't know how you guys think, but I don't understand.
Maybe some girls are just damaged this way.
I just don't understand how a girl just opens her legs and she's like, I really don't know about this guy, but I'm going to, I'm going to let him, I'm going to let him bang me.
But, you know, and then I'm going to let him bang me again.
But to me, it's like, how do you have to be like messed up?
No, there's some women that just don't think sex is a big deal.
Like they just don't.
Like, I knew women like that growing up.
They just never like there's like high, I'd say high anxiety women tend to have lower body counts than low anxiety women.
And like there's some women that just don't get like they don't worry.
They just don't get anxiety about that stuff.
Yeah, it's like sexual liberation is so prominent, especially with the boss babe chicks.
Like they're just like, they use justifications of energies and it just is what it is.
And another thing that they also say, Pearl, that is really prominent in the boss babe world is they say, well, you know, to each their own.
I mean, if that's what they want to do, that's what they want to do.
And when a girl says that to me, by the way, immediate red flag.
And I usually do litness tests that way.
I'll bring up subjects indirectly and I'll be like, so what do you think about like, you know, feminism?
Like, and they'll say what they say, but then I'll say, what about like sexual liberation?
Like, how do you feel about that?
If they say something to the effect of, you know, I mean, some girls, they can do whatever they want.
It's an immediate red flag for me.
I'll tell you what.
Some girls, some girls are just like that.
They can do whatever they want.
Like they can't, like, I'm telling you, these girls, like, they don't, it's like really weird.
And I remember like witnessing it when I was younger and just thinking, like, I don't understand how they can just not feel attached at all, but that, like, for whatever reason, I don't even think it's like feminism or brainwashing.
I think some girls are just like kind of like that.
I think they're just really masculine.
I think they're masculine, to be honest.
I mean, I think these women are acting like, here's the crazy thing.
And here's what I tell my buddies: like, they act like dudes.
Like, it's so crazy.
Like, I'm walking and I have, you know, I would say, modesty speaking, I, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not thirsty for women, in other words, right?
So I see these girls and they're just like, they act like dudes.
They flex like dudes, but then they act feminine, but then they're like talking about bodies.
And so like, um, they said this guy is so Elton John.
Are you Elton John?
That's what they're saying.
And guys, here in the here in Atlanta, that's where I'm at.
They say like Atlanta has like the third highest in an HIV rate, right?
And I mean, there's a lot of stuff going on, but like, I know how like the culture is here.
And, you know, like, they just, they don't care, man.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Clubbing, thouting, or you know, I mean, is Atlanta is a home of the women where if you try to put on a rubber, they get mad at you and they're like, Well, you think I'm dirty?
They will get upset and start yelling at you if you try to put a condom on.
See, what major cities have the lowest STD rates?
Grok is gonna be like a podunk city.
I'm gonna bring on two more callers, so I'm gonna drop you guys off.
But thanks for calling.
Okay, thanks for calling.
Um, I guess it's Provo, Utah.
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What about the 10 cities?
I'm sorry, go ahead.
What about in the U.S.?
Okay, yeah, go ahead, Doug.
Darren's coming up next, and then I'm going to bring on SoCal Lowbrow 2.
Keep hitting that super chat button because all super chats go towards the DeMorse documentary.
So, Darren, you're on the call.
Unmute.
Either Darren or SoCal Lowbrow, whoever comes first.
Hey, what's up, guys?
How's it going?
SoCal, how you doing, buddy?
All right, man.
Hey, what's up, Pearl?
I talked to you a couple of months ago, or I don't know when.
I got a lot of STD stories, man.
First of all, that guy is L10 John, bro.
That guy is weird.
Listen, let's get back to the topic about SCDs, right?
STDs are great.
That means you had a fun time.
That's the truth.
You know, you had a great time, and then you have to pay the price later.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so what are your STD stories?
No, I don't.
I'm just listening.
I'm not arguing.
Yeah, chlamydia, gonorrhea, multiple times.
It's great.
Then you go to the urgent care.
You use your, obviously, your benefits, and you get a big pill and a shot in the ass.
You know, it's like, I'll see you later.
Yeah, you know, who cares?
You know, I'm so tired over all these guys like that guy.
He's such a faker about what thirsty.
How does what the hell is this guy talking about?
Let women be woman, man.
Like, I'm so done.
I love hoes and I love STDs.
Yes, we all do.
Let's stop being holier than you never have.
Guys, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you go, but I just want to hear him talk.
So, okay, so your take is basically that anyone that doesn't want an STD is holier than thou?
How do you know?
No, no, no.
I'm not saying that.
What I'm saying is that men want to be holier than thou, you know, now, like, oh, I don't like this.
I don't like that.
The red pill movement.
Let me tell you something.
You get it as it goes.
That's the truth.
So, how many times, have you caught like anything more serious?
Like herpes, like, or has it just been gonorrhea, chlamydia?
Yeah, that's about it.
And I've been pretty lucky, you know.
I got an HIV test and all that stuff.
And I really was thinking, man, I don't know if I'm going to, I don't know if I have it.
I mean, we just don't know.
I was like, I was sweating bullets, but that was okay.
I got out of that.
How many times have you caught gonorrhea or chlamydia?
Now, I mean, I'm 43 years old.
Gosh, at least 10 times.
At least.
Yeah.
All right.
As long as you treat it early, you know what I mean?
That's true.
It's not the worst one.
It's not herpes.
So no one's worse.
Yeah, it's not herpes.
But even if it was herpes, let's say that I do get herpes, Pearl, in the future.
Who cares?
You know, wow.
You know, herpes is not the end-all BL.
It's not brain cancer.
I mean, the women hooking up with you probably do.
I mean, but what I'm saying, it's not brain cancer.
You know what I mean?
You're not going to die of it.
You won't die, but it's just, I mean, I just think it's one of those things where the people that don't have it, like, you just don't want it, you know.
Right.
Now, I understand.
Well, I'll tell you a crazy story, right?
I had a retinal tear in January.
I got into a fight.
Guess what?
I didn't want to have a retinal tear.
They have to laser my eye, you know, before lost my vision.
My eye's okay and everything.
But guess what?
I didn't want that.
I didn't ask for it, but it happens.
It's called life.
If we, if we, here's a thing, you're kind of going.
Wait, wait, wait.
So you're kind of going at like the neuroticism.
Like a lot of the guys are neurotic.
I get it.
Like a lot of people are neurotic about this kind of stuff.
No, it's not even that.
No, go ahead.
Is that what you're getting at?
Or like.
No, what I'm getting at is that it's called life.
Okay.
If we want to sit in a bat, like, you know, in a glass house where nothing ever bad happens to you, then go right ahead.
You know, there's people out there that I want to live a healthy lifestyle.
I never want to smoke.
I never want to drink.
I never want to party.
I want to live a long life.
So is that really a life?
That's what I'm trying to explain to you.
I understand.
You know, in 100 years, we're all going to be dust anyway.
Whatever happens today in 100 years, no one's going to remember.
That's the truth.
I mean, unless you're Abraham Lincoln or something.
Wait, Doug, wait.
Yeah.
I mean, I prefer to not have that stuff.
I think, I think there's some things that are like calculated risks, but I do understand where you're coming from.
I do.
I do understand where you're coming from.
Can I hear the next caller?
Yeah, let me bring it back in.
hold on one second darren are you there Yeah.
I prefer to not have that stuff.
Okay.
Hey, turn the YouTube off.
I do.
Dude, that's crazy.
Okay.
So don't.
I want to hear your story too, and then we can go back and forth about your thoughts on what he's saying.
But I want to get you guys' stories first, and then we can go back and forth.
So if you wouldn't mind, what STD did you have, or did you know someone that had, or what's the relevant story?
Go ahead.
My relevant story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've been with a sex worker.
So if you know anything about that, I mean, this lady's been with like I can't even hear you right now.
I can hear you.
Keep going.
Oh, now I can hear you.
Okay.
Keep going.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, anyways, yeah.
Um, this lady, you know, that's her profession.
She's a sex worker.
You know what I'm saying?
She's probably with like 10 to 15 dudes a week, maybe even like ladies too at the same time a week.
You know, you never know who her client's gonna be.
So, with that being said, you know, about like every two months, she'll get you know, a blood test and this and that, you know, get checkups and stuff like that.
I've been checked up too, and like I've been with her probably like I probably like 20 times, probably after like the fourth time I was with her.
Like, I was like her look, her look, her little side friend, if you know what I'm saying.
So, like, after the fourth time I was with her, I wasn't wearing no Jimmy no more.
I wasn't scared, nothing like that.
I didn't catch no SCD, never nothing like that.
And like her, she has caught like SCDs in the past because you know, I asked her because like we were like getting pretty close.
And she's like, Well, yeah, like in the past, I have, but like, like I said, she gets tested every single two months.
And like, a lot of those sex workers, that's what they do.
They get tested a lot, and that's how like they make a living.
It's a very, very scary living, too, because like some of them, too, like how like one boy said, like in Georgia, like some of those sex workers, they don't even use condoms with a lot of their clients, and some of them is strictly condom-based only.
So with that being said, it's like, I mean, there's a lot of prude people out there and there's a lot of people out there like who look at sex like nothing.
If you know what I'm saying, like you can go to a bar and there could be some girl there who's banging out some dude like any other, like every other week or so.
And that's not even a sex worker.
And she's practically doing the same thing.
And you can say the same thing about like some dude doing that too.
Yeah, correct.
So like, so when it comes to the sex worker, you said you've been with her.
How long have you known her for?
Oh, probably like close to like almost two years now.
Okay.
And what has she told you about STDs?
Like what is she, like, how often does she catch something?
Has she ever caught something more serious like herpes?
Is that something she fears?
No, she was never.
No, she's never like I said, she showed me her test.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, and all that.
And like, like, the thing, like, the industry is crazy.
Like, I'm not going to give out like the website where I found her from.
Okay.
But like, it's like, you know, like fetishes and like kink.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's like the website where I found her from.
It wasn't like, like, I didn't find her like from like a listing like page or nothing like that.
Or like, this was like a free website that I found her from, like a fetish website.
But I mean, what the thing about her was, and the thing about some of these sex workers, they're addicts.
You know what I'm saying?
She used to do heroin.
So with that being said, anyone knows that anyone who's done heroin, you could possibly could have HIV.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But yeah.
So that's a scary ass thing.
And for her to admit that to me, I mean, some people don't tell you the truth about their whole entire life.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So I mean, I mean, you get tested if you're like scared.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I mean, like I'm saying, a lot of these workers, they get tested.
So, I mean, they'll show you their test too.
But, and if they don't, then you know, maybe that's not one you should like be with.
And, like, you never know who you're like messing around with because people lie.
Like, numbers, I've probably been with like 60 people and I'm 46 years old.
And why was I with 60 people?
Because the goddamn internet and like POF Tinder and this shameless dates because girls, like, you know, you're trying to make it with someone, but this ain't happening, I guess.
But they want to play.
So, but you never caught anything.
I just wanted to clarify, you never caught anything.
I've probably had an STD.
I never caught anything.
Nothing like that.
But like I'm saying, she had.
So how many times did she catch something?
Did she give you a number of times she's had it?
She told me like she had chlamydia at a time and she was passing around with both her partners.
You know what I mean?
Like they couldn't get a like she they had it for a while because she kept on going back and forth with her partners like different partners and shit.
Okay.
And like, yeah.
And like, I don't know.
That's the only thing I really know that she told me that she's had.
Maybe syphilis before too.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's common.
But okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's it.
Doug, Doug MPA.
Is there anyone else on the line or no?
Nope.
Okay.
So now you guys can go back.
You had some thoughts you wanted to share about what he said about the about who cares about STDs.
Oh, solo brow is gone.
Oh, he left.
Okay.
It's okay.
Yeah, he left.
He didn't have to leave.
I just put him in the waiting room, but he left.
Oh, I was going to.
Yeah, it's okay.
Okay.
Well, what were your thoughts?
What were you going to say about it?
My thoughts?
Yeah, on what he was saying.
If you guys want to go now, you're totally fine.
My thoughts, that dude, I mean, that's a scary person you meet in public.
Anyone who's saying that like he doesn't care if you catch herpes or something like that.
And if he passes it to someone else, that's not a good dude.
That's some dude, I think, seriously, needs to be like checked out mentally because something's not right about him.
You, you don't want to be passing herpes around.
You don't want to be passing disease around.
But like YouTube, too, it's a crazy thing.
Like some of these doctors on here, too, they'll even say like some of these ladies can have a lot of play partners and like not catch anything.
Like, it's crazy.
Like, I don't forget which doctor was on YouTube, but like, I don't know.
But like, I don't know.
But that dude there, that's not so-called you.
You made some help.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Stop.
Hold on.
Okay, SoCal, you there?
Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
How's it going?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
We can hear you.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
I just go ahead, Pearl.
What happened?
No, he had some choice words for you.
So if you guys wanted to, what were they?
They had some things they wanted to say, and I wanted to hear you guys's stories before we had like a back and forth.
So if you're okay, if you're okay with it, they wanted to have some comments about what you said.
Is that all right?
Aaron, are you there?
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
Hey, LoCal, dude, you and your rod dogging needs to stop, man.
You thinking that catching herpes is okay?
That's not okay, man.
You straight up going to go to hell.
I believe in every single God in the whole entire world, and I trust you, man.
They will come after you for that shit, dude.
I mean, dude, you are not right, man.
You're not right in the head.
Get some mental help, dude.
Like, seriously, you don't want to be like catching herpes and passing that around and smiling about it.
That's not cool, dude.
That's that's very painful life.
Okay, I'll let SoCal go.
Did you have any thoughts you wanted to respond to that?
Go ahead.
Yeah, I don't have herpes.
That's what I said.
But if I were to catch herpes from a girl, then that's the way it is.
That's what I'm saying.
We live in this world, right, where we think so much of ourselves.
We're so narcissistic that, oh my God, this world, we only have a finite moment in this world, guy.
Okay.
Enjoy it.
Okay.
All this red pill space, all of this about holy other and doubt space, all of that is all baloney.
That's the truth.
Enjoy life.
Stop hating on women.
Here's the other thing, Pearl.
Men hate on women so much.
It's not necessary.
Stop being so emotional.
Hey, guy, let her do her thing.
Guess what?
When it's your turn, you'll be happy when you take that turnstile turn.
It's like a turnstile.
Men and women alike.
We're all alike, but we're different.
Okay.
That's it.
Okay.
I'm going to let Doug MPA go.
I know you had something you wanted to say earlier.
So Cal completely knocked me off of what I was going to say.
Okay.
Yeah, man.
You don't got to be cautious, man, because if you get one of those things that keep on giving, it can seriously affect your life.
I know what you're saying, by you want to live your life, but look, you can get in a car accident, but you still want to have car insurance, right?
That's right.
So you got to do preventative action to minimize risk.
Life is about risk, but as you get older, you get critical thinking skills and resources and knowledge to be able to minimize risk.
Well, that's see, that's the illogical fallacy of getting older or older.
So you have to understand what I'm trying to explain to you.
I'm 43 years old.
I'm not old, but I am older.
As you get older, right, as you get older, you have to realize that you're basically lucking out every single day because a goddamn piece of wood can fall in your head and kill you.
It happens all the time.
Weird things happen.
Guess what?
Enjoy life.
Let's stop this demeanor of this, that, and the third.
About, hey, I want this, I want that for my life.
You're never going to find it.
Men, what I'm saying, pro is, and I, and I love your podcast and I love everything about you, but men, we're too picky, man.
Stop being so picky and enjoy life.
Hey, guess what?
If you count your ducats all in a row for the rest of your life, right?
There's people that do that all of their life and they never enjoy life.
Hey, guess what?
I'm great now.
How old are you?
70?
Did you ever enjoy life?
No, I guess not.
I'm dead now.
That's the truth.
Stop.
We need to stop this.
We need to stop it, man.
For real.
Cool.
All right.
You guys got any other thoughts on what he said?
No, trust me.
I'm enjoying my life, but I think the way you're going at it, I don't know, man.
Like I'm saying, that one dude says, just be a little protective when you go at it, dude.
No, it's not protective, man.
Let me tell you, man.
Life's a risk.
Okay.
Life is a risk.
It's a risk walking on eggshells.
You could walk across the street and die.
Trust me, I get it, dude.
I wrote about it.
I live it every single day.
Exactly.
It could be a whale trying to attack you out of nowhere and smack a fucking mic out your hand.
Right?
Cool.
So that's what I'm saying.
You know, we need to stop caring so much about what women are doing and care about yourself and love yourself and have a good time.
You know, like I'm going, I live in Los Angeles.
I'm going to go out tonight, right?
So what if she has 100 bodies or 200?
Whom cares?
Hey, guess what?
Look, man, I'm trying to smash that.
That's completely different.
We're talking about sex here, but most of the time, as men, we're talking about serious commitment, relationships, marriage, and who you're going to give your time, attention, and resources to.
And I'm talking about having sex.
I was at fault.
I was a submissive fool, and my and the sex worker was my dom.
And I didn't care if she was over with a thousand dudes and 15 dudes in a week.
I would have did everything for this woman.
Everything for this woman.
Like, I mean, dude, I cleaned her goddamn house.
Her 16-year-old would piss the bed.
I would clean her fucking bed sheets.
Dude, you not even know the things I would do for this woman.
I wouldn't.
That is some kinky shit right there, though.
I looked at her for who she was as a woman.
That was the fucked up part.
No, no, no.
I want to analyze you now.
It's like the movie Analyze This World with Bobby P. What the hell?
You cleaned a 16-year-old bed of 16-year-old bed that peed.
That's mirror stuff right there, man.
Now we're getting.
We're going to move on.
But I appreciate the spirited conversation for both of you.
Thanks for calling in.
Calling.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
That went somewhere I didn't think it was going to go.
No, no, I didn't set this up, guys.
I just, you know, I actually kind of understood what he's saying.
He's just saying to live life.
Yeah, but you know, they're just look, man.
You know, if some girl's underage and she's coming on you, don't do it, guys.
They're just certain, you know, if some girl is 16, 17, even 18, 19, just don't do it, guys.
Don't take the risk.
That's one of many scenarios where you don't take that risk.
It can affect you for the rest of your lives just like HIV and just like the herb.
Yeah.
So you can't take every single risk when it comes to intersectional dynamics between men and women.
Or even marriage.
This guy, this one doctor I used to know, his friend who was a doctor divorced his wife, took his friend for half of everything he had.
Then his dumbass married the same woman.
And then she divorced him five years later.
It's taking half of his stuff too.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't.
I think he was more talking about neuroticism.
A lot of guys are neurotic.
Like women.
Because it's kind of like a female trait.
So if guys are always like worrying about what goes wrong, it's like, like, that's kind of like a female trait.
It's like worrying.
That's kind of, that was kind of the general point, I think.
But yeah, don't catch herpes, guys.
Okay, well, thanks, guys, again for tuning in to STD Friday.
I actually have grown to kind of like these.
One of these days we're going to do a beer.
Maybe you guys could order, like we could all order the same beer.
We'll have like a Pearl beer.
And then on Fridays, we can all drink it together.
My final thoughts today are if I had to pick an STD out of all the ones we've gone through, this one didn't seem so bad.
So I'd take this one.
Doug MPA, what are your final thoughts?
My final thoughts would be, guys, you know, if you start getting down with the girl, you smell something funny, pull up your pants and run.
Because odds are it's trick or it's uroplasma and, you know, you don't want to get that stuff, even if she's hot, dude.
You know, and the best excuse, like we said earlier before, say, hey, you know what?
You know, I respect you so much that I don't want to sleep with you on the first night.
I see something here.
You know, I can't wait to see you next time.
And then just leave and don't ever call her.
Or, you know, actually, do you, Pearl, would you think that if a guy were about to sleep with a girl and he smelled old sweatsock, should he leave and then should he text her about it and tell her or call her the next day and tell her?
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
You don't want to crap.
You don't want her to screenshot it.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't do that.
Yeah, you guys, you guys got to stop.
That's men's biggest downfall.
You guys realize we tell each other everything.
We screenshot everything.
We've seen it all.
Stop texting stuff that can be used against you.
You got to like, yeah, it's going to be in the group chat.
So, anyways, guys, thanks so much for tuning in, Doug MPA.
I appreciate it.
My final thoughts is live life, but don't catch herpes.
Like the video, subscribe to the channel, and I'll see you next time.