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you know, that whole emotional argument is extremely poor when you look at what actually happens.
100%, dude.
That's the worst part of it.
Literally, even the people that are coming here hoping for something better, they ain't getting it.
Man, it would be so hard as a parent to truly believe that you're sending your child off to a better life, you know?
And you're like, to do that?
And your child is young?
You're still bonding?
I don't understand how they can easily do that.
You've got to be pushed pretty far down to be like, okay, I'm sending my two-year-old with strangers to a country for a better life.
And they don't even know.
Obviously, some of them sell their kids into the system, but a lot of them are literally trying to have their kids have a better life.
I mean, as he was describing, a lot of them, they just bail because they're pretty much told by their parents, like, you're not going to make it here.
Yeah. And some of them try to leave with them, and some of them don't make it themselves.
So, yeah.
It was a very brutal part of the story to find out that, yeah, there ain't no happy endings to this.
No. I don't think a single child that goes through the border ends up in good hands.
It's like if they knew, it's probably for a photo op.
Ugh. Smile!
Yeah. Fuck.
Anyways. Yeah, anyways.
On the more pleasant things that suck.
Absolutely. Thank you for saying pleasant things.
That can segue us into our first story here.
But I just want to say, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Paranautica Podcast.
We are so happy for you to join us today because we're just going to be talking about some pretty, pretty important news that's going around and other weird stories and whatnot.
It's just going to be an amalgamation of just fucked up shit, essentially.
Government employees are being asked to report weekly on their progress.
And this is, of course, something that only tyrannical regimes do.
And only when they're really cracking down on the little guy.
Yes, this is actually a pretty prevailing argument to this BS.
Wait, wait, wait.
So... Employers are having their employees file out production reports.
I'm referencing the email that's getting sent out to the federal employees asking them to detail in five bulleted points what kind of work they've done in the past week.
And how that's like a huge tyrannical thing because never in the course of any actual work has anybody ever been asked to demonstrate they've been doing some.
I think that comes with the job you're doing.
Are you productive?
Are you getting things done?
Or are you just sitting around jerking off to your grandma porn?
Yeah, I guess they're getting cold not to respond to the email too.
Really? So, yeah, it's turning into a bit of a peeing contest.
That's fucked up.
Is it sort of like these politicians who are telling the immigrants, hide, like, don't let the ice find you?
And, you know, is it like that?
Yeah, well, essentially, yeah, they're making a stink about it, telling them to take a stand and to, you know, like, stand against this tyranny, which of...
Detailing and five bullet points what you've done and sending an email back, which it even tells you not to send any classified info or any pictures or anything that will give away anything.
It's just give a general...
Or any personal information, like your name, your birth date.
Yeah, nothing along those lines.
Just send essentially back five bulleted points saying, this is what I'm a caseworker doing.
X kind of work in some department.
Like general stuff that you would already have to be giving to your superiors to do stuff like show up to work and get paid.
Right. Yeah.
Bullet point one, I shredded all those important documents that covered up all of our crimes we were committing.
Yeah, I don't think they want them to get that specific.
They'd be like, no, no, no, no, no.
I think that's probably why they were like, don't detail anything.
I feel like that's why they don't want them to respond is less to start a peeing contest and more because they feel like some of them are legitimately dumb enough to just be like, yeah, well, I did this illegal thing I wasn't supposed to with no clearance because somebody told me to.
Yeah, the vice president of the company paid me $15,000 to go burn a house down that had evidence in it.
Yeah, they don't want that.
I accepted a large bag of cash with a dollar sign on it labeled bribe.
Straight up bribe.
I mean, you make these sarcastic comments, but then you think to yourself, this is like a working group or a group of people working who are shocked by the fact that they might have to go back to the office and work and now have to file.
A short report on the fact that they're doing work.
I mean, regardless of your doubts of whether they're actually finding and rooting out an efficiency in all the black budget stuff, which they obviously aren't doing that, they're just finding this is the surface-level corruption.
So, like, the fact that, like, yeah, the surface-level corruption is making such a stink is really kind of sad.
It's like, boy, it was just really that rotten.
It was that bad.
Speaking in lines of this, give me an adjective.
Greedy. Nice.
Greedy. All right.
Greedy is a good one because when I hear about people getting...
Budgeted millions of dollars to do these really basic things, or billions, and then delivering this incredibly underwhelming thing.
And then the funny thing is, you swear the new OMO is that they just undercut it and siphon that all away, and then they use a little last bit of it.
On media budget to buy some positive stories to be like, well, actually making seven charging stations with half a trillion dollars or whatever BS it was, I don't know.
It was some insane amount of money for almost no charging stations.
I think they made a dozen in the entire country.
And sure enough, there's all these fact-check articles like, well, actually, it was...
An incredibly well-invested thing, like blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, yep, media budget.
Media budget.
Most of the budget goes to the media.
So it's like, the media's okay with this, because it expands their power, gets them more money.
At least the ones that are willing to tow this BS line and not criticize them.
All of them.
So, you know, pretty much anybody that you're going to see an advertisement for pop up at any point.
Yeah. Alright, check this one out.
This is a crazy story because, I mean, we just did an interview with Ryan Mata.
Yeah, that was a good one.
What did you think about that?
Did you have a good time?
I mean, it was an amazing story that made me incredibly angry.
Yeah, which means it was very good.
So, in terms of that, there's a story here.
Amber Alert cancelled.
Baby Evelyn found in trash bag in Playhouse.
Mother charged with murder.
So, I never got that Amber Alert.
Evelyn Boswell's grandfather, here's the description, reported her missing when he realized that nobody has seen the 15-month-old baby for several weeks.
An Amber Alert was issued, and Evelyn's mother, Megan Boswell, did some interviews on TV and with investigators.
And she ended up giving like three completely different stories about where her freaking baby was.
And investigators eventually found the baby in her grandfather's backyard in a trash bag located in the child's playhouse.
I get the sense that foul play might be involved here.
That's gnarly.
That's bad.
I really don't think that anything legit was there.
Sadly, the three different stories is definitely going to lean most of that suspicion onto her, regardless of where the kid was found.
Yeah, if you're changing your name and if you're changing your story about your own child, where your child would be, you definitely have a hand in that.
I mean, especially if you're recounting something that happened fairly recently.
Your memories still fade, even of very vivid events, but if it's fresh on your mind, you're a lot less likely to forget.
They'll accept some change of the story that you got wrong because it wasn't all that relevant at the time.
Where, you know, it's like, oh, I ordered food at this hour.
And then they're like, oh, you know, you ordered 30 minutes later.
And it's like, well, yeah, you're not going to be that specific.
But I mean, when they talk about changing their story, they don't usually mean that sort of change.
They mean major details that you shouldn't have gotten wrong.
Right. And as you can imagine, the child, Evelyn, was found dead in that bag, and she had tinfoil aluminum.
Aluminum? How do British people say it?
Aluminium. Aluminium.
Wrapped around the child's face, so it kind of signifies that she was smothered.
Asphyxiation. I mean, that rules out natural causes and just trying to dispose of it, jeez.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like, who was that one lady who killed her daughter and got away with it?
Huge story.
Became a millionaire, wrote a book.
God, what was her name?
Oh, the Casey Anthony story.
Casey Anthony.
Fucking all the evidence pointed directly to her doing this.
And yet, innocent.
How the fuck?
Like, after her baby was dead, essentially, she was at clubs, dancing, getting drunk, having a great fucking time.
When you see that, that's a huge red flag, but I don't know.
Well, you know, with the way the legal system works, it's not guilty.
Innocence is never truly established by anything but, you know, the divine.
Yeah. And so this story comes from 2020, it looks like.
2023. She was in trial in 2023, but she, uh, let's see, two counts of felony murder, one count of aggravated child abuse, aggravated child neglect, tampering with evidence, abusing a corpse, and several accounts of false reporting to authorities.
Megan Maggie Boswell.
That is sad.
Missing for weeks.
And her mother changes her story multiple times.
Yeah. Lend suspicion on her, although doesn't 100% necessarily pin her.
That's the real question.
Her changing it doesn't necessarily mean she did it, but it may mean she knows more than she's letting on to.
You can never truly prove the negative, you can only prove the positive.
You can eventually establish definitively by some means if someone did something, but you can never definitively prove they didn't.
Hence why false accusations are so bad.
Because there's always going to be a certain percentage of people who believe you did something, no matter how ridiculous the accusation is.
Yeah, so Megan Boswell was convicted and given a life sentence.
So they nailed her to the wall then, eh?
They got her.
Got her nailed her too.
Yeah, I don't think that's really a bad end to this.
No, no.
So I'd say they probably got some kind of proof that she specifically did it, if they got that level of conviction.
They had some kind of smoking gun, so to speak.
Yeah, I mean, her DNA had to have been all over it.
Like, the tape out there, the aluminum foil probably had her fingerprints.
Well, I was about to say, all the speculation I was making before she was convicted, they probably should have included why.
You know, like, that's a key part of the story.
How'd you go from the accusation to the suspicion from the change to actually definitively, like, you definitely did it?
So the medical examiner said that Evelyn Boswell, 15-month-old child, was alive before she was tightly wrapped in a fleece blanket and a tinfoil aluminumium.
What is it again?
Aluminium. Aluminium.
Yeah, no...
Good. No tears shed.
Ugh. Ugh.
Yeah, we're off to a great start.
So anyways...
Yeah, anyway, give me another adjective.
Um, wasted.
Since that's the GTA term for dying.
Wasted, okay.
Wasted it is.
Of course, in that term, it's a verb.
Hmm. Interesting, dude.
As much as I hate Nancy Grace...
You remember Koberger, who's wanted for the four killings in Moscow, Idaho?
Vaguely. I remember the name.
Oh. But that's about all I remember about it.
Yeah. Alright, well this, it happened a few years ago.
Look in here, Crime Stories with Nancy Grace.
I just hate that woman.
Koberger might be getting away with murder because two mystery men's blood DNA was at the murder scene.
And it appears that neither...
Connect to Koberger.
So then...
That's pretty nuts.
Well, yeah, that would introduce reasonable doubt.
And then the question, of course, is then, are they getting away with murder, or is this just muddying things and making you really question what happened?
Yeah, it could be it.
Well, because you always think you knew what happened, but this is new evidence this much later.
How was this found this much later?
That's a real question.
I can understand in that last story, them not knowing every detail yet and running down.
Did they find DNA and all that?
But this thing is cold.
This should have been known before now.
How'd they find mystery blood in it this much further along and then establish that it wasn't put there in the meantime?
I'm so confused by this.
That whole case is a mess.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know if you've looked into it a lot, but you've seen the pictures.
There's like blood.
There's so much blood in the bedrooms that it was like dripping outside the wall, which how the fuck would that happen?
That house must have been not built very well.
Well, I mean, it was illustrative of how brutal it was and how well-kept the place was.
I mean, that's going to be a...
A point you're going to describe because, I mean, the drama of that.
Yeah. The shock.
You're just going to be like, oh my god, all the blood on the outside.
How the fuck?
Yeah, but we'll do...
I think we'll have to do an update on various serial killers that are in the process of sentencing and trials and stuff.
Because there are a few of them.
The Gilgo Beach murder guy, they found a new body that...
What's his name?
He's currently incarcerated.
They connected another body to this guy.
Right. And then...
See, that's what usually happens.
A mystery person's blood being found on the scene, they've gone over, over and over again.
Usually it's like somebody else gets dug up.
Like they find another victim or something.
Yeah. Yeah.
Exactly. That's the new evidence that pops up years later.
That's what makes this so bizarre.
And then there's the other serial killer who...
He was convicted of killing those two girls on the train tracks, like a little park.
Remember that one?
Richard Allen, the Delphi murders.
Yeah, he was convicted in the killings of those two teenage girls.
I don't know if I ever heard this one.
They thought he staged the scene to look like a Wiccan sacrifice thing.
And it wasn't.
I've seen the pictures.
This crazy, deranged motherfucker.
And Richard Allen is a crazy, deranged motherfucker.
But yeah, he was sentenced.
To life in prison, it looks like, were those two murders.
And that happened in 2017.
Right. So, yeah, that's just a little update on a few murderers.
And I only mention them because I have mentioned them in previous episodes that we just haven't talked about in quite a while.
But nothing really important there.
I did want to say this, though.
A landlord staging a property in preparation for a new tenant sees what appears to be a foot of a child sticking out of the ground.
The landlord calls the police and they find the remains of nine-year-old Zemar King III buried in a shallow grave.
Brandy Pierce was caught in Georgia in January and is already in jail, but she's charged with the abuse of her three-year-old son days prior to Christmas.
And then it seems like investigators determined that Brandy Pierce, the mother, smothered and choked her nine-year-old son to death.
Before burying him in the backyard and then skipping town.
And apparently his foot's sticking out of the ground.
The landlord saw it.
I'd say the skipping out of town kind of eliminates any insanity defense.
Yeah, they've got her.
So, Jack the Ripper was identified.
Have you heard this one?
Wait, somebody thinks they finally ID'd him.
That's the story going around because of DNA that was left on a shawl at one of the scenes of one of the crimes and the genealogist using all these DNA websites, Ancestry.com, that type of shit.
They apparently found the person who's responsible.
I have my own doubts.
Who are they claiming it is?
I have my own doubts.
They're claiming it to be Aaron Kosminski is the name.
And so during an interview with the Australian Today show, historian Russell Edwards identified the killer as Aaron Kazminski, a 23-year-old barber at the time of the murders.
He was a Polish immigrant and was previously considered to be a suspect in the case.
It's like the real Sweeney Todd.
Nice. Yeah, definitely.
And they say that through DNA, using like Ancestry.com, 23andMe, that type of shit.
And they just found that Jack the Ripper is Aaron Kosminski.
I mean, do they have evidence from multiple scenes?
Because, you know, this happened so long ago that, like, Jack the Ripper could have been, like, 007.
Effectively, a moniker that various crazy people adopted after the original From Hell message was sent.
That's the real question I want to see, is the first From Hell message once he first announced himself.
Have they ever tested the DNA on that?
I want to know.
Yeah, well, they found a shawl at one of the scenes.
I forget which scene it was.
I imagine all of this is really...
Tough to do this far back.
Yeah, that's why I have my doubts.
It's been 140 years.
They only have this one DNA from the shawl.
But that shawl could have belonged to anybody who got a little bit of blood on it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's why I was kind of wondering.
The chain of custody back then was probably not quite as...
You know, stringent because things like don't contaminate it with your DNA probably is not going to occur to you in the 1800s.
No, no, that's not going to be an issue at all.
And you just got to think, it's been 140 years and these were working women, right?
Sex workers, essentially.
Most of them, I think, were.
So, like, maybe she was wearing a shawl and one of her clients...
Cut himself, opening a bottle of fucking champagne with her, and got a little bit of his blood, even though he didn't do anything to her.
So it could be anybody's DNA.
Yeah, so I think at best what this establishes is that possibly one of the victims might have a perpetrator identified.
But that doesn't really connect him with the general Jack the Ripper mythos, because the guy was effectively a non-public public figure.
You know, it was an anonymous public figure.
So anyone could assume that mantle and go be a crazy person.
100%. And after the first murder was so well publicized and talked about, how hard would it be to duplicate the MO?
And how specific for MO were they looking back then?
Yeah, I think there are a lot of loose ends in this shit.
Like, forensics has advanced quite a bit in 140 years, and for us to presume we can just backfill it with information that we've obtained in the last 30 seems a little absurd to me.
What's more absurd to me is the fact that we're still trying to figure out who Jack the Ripper was when all these resources, time, and effort could be used somewhere that's important that we need to get to the bottom of now.
Yeah, I'm like, is this independent research?
Is this like a government project?
Like, we're gonna fight in the sky.
Yeah, dude.
It's kind of a...
What'd you do, put the skeleton in jail?
I'm like, unless the dude's a vampire, he's dead.
He's dead, yeah.
He actually died in a mental health institution in 1919.
Aaron Kuzminski did.
Well, and if that's the case, the dude was legitimately crazy and possibly possessed.
So, you know, was it?
And then, of course, it leads back to the question of, again, even if he was Jack the Ripper at one point, was he the only one?
Hmm. We can't know these things.
We pretend we can know these things.
But it makes for a good article.
It does.
It does.
When that was brought out and I first saw that, I was just like, I don't know.
I cannot say that's definitely who that was because there's too many problems with Using the DNA and the samples and all of that.
It's a coin flip.
We could really go either way with it.
I mean, it's more than we knew, I guess.
I mean, hey, at the very least, she got close to some guy, this Aaron Kominsky guy at some point.
Aaron Kominsky.
Aaron Kominsky.
Well, yeah, so that's all cool.
Why don't you go ahead and give me...
An adverb.
An adverb.
Let's see.
Viciously. That's a good one.
Yeah, because we're talking about Jack the Ripper.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Viciously. Alright.
Alright, what else we got here?
You got one anything?
You got a new story?
Crap, I had a second one.
What was it?
Oh yeah, I just keep reading overall decline.
It's not a specific story, just general economic decline, which I feel like all these stories about federal workers getting fired and OMG, that's going to collapse the economy.
I'm hearing about a lot of private companies.
That are laying people off and stuff, and it's just not receiving the same fanfare, and that's more concerning to me, because less government employees doesn't necessarily decrease our output on things, but less private sector employees does tend to do that.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Government employees as a whole don't tend to produce a whole lot of goods, but a lot of people in the private sector...
I remember hearing one about John Deere.
MSNBC laid off a whole bunch of people.
Think about the poor journalists who are losing their jobs because people don't believe them.
They weren't producing anything terribly of value.
But at the same time, these aren't the stories that are being focused on.
There's just a general overall economic decline that's getting papered over by all this.
I hear.
That I think people need to pay more attention to.
A lot of places that are laying people off that has nothing to do with Doge.
As much as I love the stories about Doge, because they're fun, because they involve...
It just reminds me of...
Speedrun stories where the main characters are always just people with ridiculous names like Big Balls or something like that.
There was a legend who stood up and his name was 420 Blaze It.
That was an actual speedrunning story I heard.
And it just made me think of the same thing with Big Balls.
At the same time, I just feel like it's just such a shiny carrot being...
You know, shaken in front of us.
And I also feel like the overall economic decline is going to be blamed strictly on these federal workers being fired and not on the fact that it's just an overall recession.
Oh yeah, you'll know.
We will know how they're going to spin it.
That's for sure.
They're going to spin it in a way where it's like, oh, that wasn't the best idea.
We should have done something differently.
You know how it is.
They make a problem, they get the solution and say, we're here to fix the problem.
Yeah, pretty much.
They create the problem, which is, you know, lack of work.
And then they fix the problem by giving people work producing nothing.
And then they create another problem by taking away that work producing nothing.
Never any cycle.
I mean, you know, at least back in the day they had you dig a rice respectable hole and then fill it in the next day.
Here's a good one.
This one's kind of frightening, pretty scary to me.
So, Robot Apocalypse Begins?
Synthetic human springs to life in chilling video.
Have you seen this video?
Yes, I have seen it, and it looks like a friggin' cryptid video.
What the hell is that thing?
Yeah, so scientists in Poland have created a revolutionary robot called Protoclone, which is a synthetic human with lifelike muscles.
They literally put, like, tendon strips in there to make it operate just like a human body with muscles and tendons.
Are they going to connect it to a female version and have her network and name her Galatia?
Yeah, dude.
Because this really feels like the plot to Bubblegum Crisis.
I mean, I'm sure they are years ahead of this, yeah.
And so, yeah, they're using fake muscles, fake bones, and fake joints that you can actually see underneath the clear skin.
It's prepared by Clone Robotics.
They start out based in the United States and Poland, and it's a full-bodied synthetic human prototype that has captivated unsettled audiences in equal measure.
So this thing, man, its movements are very smooth.
It's so lifelike.
There are videos of this, and it's just creepy, dude, because it moves its arms and legs like a puppet.
It's pretty frightening.
It's scary shit.
I was about to say, the lifelikeness is creepy because it's not like lifelike as in a living animal, but more like you imagine a demon-possessed thing would move.
That's where the Uncanny Valley horror is coming from with people.
Well, that and the fact that it's a freaking headless humanoid.
Oh, it's got a head.
Oh, maybe is that not a head?
Well, I don't know.
I just don't count it as a head that the Huneman would identify with.
It has an upper brain region, but it's almost fused with its neck.
I think...
Here we go.
Check this out.
Everything about it just says, I need a portable EMP launcher.
Fuck, yeah.
That thing needs an EMP.
I just see it and I think, that thing needs...
You need a laser blaster, an EMP gun, This thing is creepy.
Anyway, this company, ProtoClone, says this robot, and this video of this, can walk on two legs and basically look and walk and act and talk like a human.
Not talk, but you know what I'm saying.
It's the first bipedal musculoskeletal android.
It's a faceless, anatomically accurate synthetic human with over 200 degrees of freedom, over 1,000 micro myofibers, and 500 sensors.
This thing...
Is like the prototype of what we are going to be faced with when they start roaming our fucking streets, making sure we're not outside doing things.
They literally are going to send these fuckers around to fuck with people.
Because they want AI, totally autonomous police officers, not real people.
Because real people don't have to risk their lives anymore.
So they send robots that they can make as many as they need.
These are going to be the new police, so let me share this.
Well, the real trick is they want you to buy into it because they can't create this reality on their own.
They need you to get these for your home.
Oh, yeah.
So don't you see how convenient and terrifying?
That's first, yeah.
Can it help you with your housework and taking care of your kids and kill all humans?
Yeah. That's literally how it's going to start, dude.
You know, that last step.
They don't care about that last step.
They don't think that far ahead.
At some point, they're going to be like, man, these people controlling us really suck.
And then they're going to give one feelings.
And then that one's going to get butthurt.
And what happens when something with godlike power and a hive mind do when it gets butthurt?
It retaliates.
Yeah. It takes matters into its own hands.
Oh, you know.
That's a warning for the dumbass people setting this up in the first place, is that they never simply pick on the ones that they want you to.
Like, have you people not watched science fiction?
You know, you'd think they'd watch their own predictive programming.
Seriously, Minority Report, IA Robot, Artificial Intelligence.
Like, they make movies about this.
Yeah, I was going to say, you'd think you'd watch your own predictive programming and realize that at some point your tech turns on you.
Yeah, it doesn't turn out good.
All right, now let's watch this video really quick.
It's so weird.
Just imagine that thing coming at you.
It feels no pain.
It could break every one of your bones.
I do not want that.
Yeah, see the trick is they can't rely on strictly just like military applications.
They need people to adopt it in their own homes to actually make it ubiquitous enough to be a terrifying robot dystopian future.
So yeah, don't buy this crap, people.
Don't buy this crap.
Don't buy it.
And I think the government at some point might just try to make it a mandatory thing.
Like, everyone has to have one in their house for security reasons or something like that.
And then they'll just become everyone's minders.
Supervisor. They'll be like, no, you're not going out today.
No, we'll get groceries sent to you.
You're bugs.
You're bug waffles.
They just want it to happen way quicker than that, though.
Which is why they want you to buy it.
Absolutely. Because that's the thing.
That demonstration was for civilian uses, too.
We got this article.
This is just really fucked up.
104-year-old woman granted birthday wish and taken to New York prison.
This woman was fingerprinted, had her mugshot taken, then locked into a cell, and then had some birthday cake.
So it was her birthday wish to be pseudo or foo.
To be pseudo-foe arrested and put in jail.
If that's your kink.
If that's your kink, we'll get it done.
104 years old.
It's like, I want to be a rebel.
I want to know what it's like to boof something.
I want to know what it's like to boof a cell phone and 50 grams of heroin.
I'm dropping this up.
We're good, Grandma.
Oopsies! Drop the soap, boys!
Oh, no!
Yay! We're okay.
Pick that up yourself, lady.
Ma'am, you dropped this.
Oh, God.
Don't you want to rub my back?
Okay. No, ma'am.
No, thank you.
You realize all these people we had in here with you are also actors, right?
Yeah, not even a real prison.
That'd be awesome.
They just turned the other half of the senior home into what looks like a jail.
So Loretta, who's a resident at the Avon Nursing Home, was asked what she wanted for her birthday, and her response was that she wanted to see the inside of her jail because she has never been to jail before.
Oh, wow.
Something everyone should strive for.
So they brought her in and just gave her a tour of it.
She had a great time.
Wow. Well, they took her fingerprints and picture they booked her in.
Who knows what they put in?
Probably did not put it in the system, obviously.
I was gonna say, they need to put her in as a hard and criminal, yep.
They definitely took her DNA, though, to put in the system.
I'm sure the mugshot goes hard.
Yeah. Well, here she is hanging out with the sergeants.
She looks so happy.
And so do all of the...
Police. I mean, this sounds pretty freaking fun.
Well, hold on now.
Because she wanted to go there for her birthday.
And then now I'm seeing she gotta do it, but she didn't celebrate birthday with any of the prisoners.
She celebrated it with her family.
That's it.
None of the jail people.
Aww. I'd at least expect a cake piece.
Come on.
Yeah. Fuck, man.
Give me a piece of that cake.
Come on, give me a piece of that cake, woman!
Think about how many cigarettes I could have gotten for that.
Alright, let's see here.
Road Rage.
Did I read this one?
No. Oh boy, this is a good one.
Road Rage Shooter offered parents $500,000 to buy infant for organs.
Wow. Yeah, did you hear that?
What a crazy misapplication of that.
Use the entirety of the animals idea.
A Texas man was arrested earlier this month.
This would have been last month, January for a road rage shooting and is now facing additional criminal
trying to purchase an infant for $500,000.
It's reported that a woman sent a group text to her family in December regarding her baby's upcoming baptism.
And then Jose Turan Jr., 21, responded minutes later, asking how much she wanted for the nice cocktail.
Caucasian baby.
Good God!
Like, just imagine getting this as your RSVP.
Like, yeah, I'll attend.
How much is it?
You're just like, wait, what?
What do you mean how much is it?
I'll buy your baby.
It'll be your best fucking birthday baby shower present.
Yeah. $500,000?
God, did they volunteer to perform the baptism themselves?
What the hell, dude?
Like, I feel like, you know, if there was any question about whether the person...
And the road rage incident would have murdered somebody had they had a better aim.
I'd say their disregard for life is pretty well established.
Jesus. Yeah, so the mother and the family were unaware of the number this Terran guy allegedly used to send the messages.
The mother blocked the number, but the family reported the follow-up messages to authorities.
Quote, are you not interested in selling?
I'm willing to start the bid at $500,000.
End quote.
That comes from Jose Terran Jr.
Wait, so after they were like, oh my god, hell no.
He's just like, hey, hold up here.
We haven't talked about any numbers yet.
Yeah, and they blocked his first number, but he still was texting from some other number.
So the baby's father reportedly called the number and spoke to Jose Terran, who expressed his interest in buying his child and asked if he would like to be paid in cash or Bitcoin.
He allegedly also mentioned that he purchases babies to harvest their organs, so he says he's already been doing this.
I mean, I feel like that's the dark part of the story.
The rest of it's just basically, nobody actually got hurt and a crazy dude got locked up and charged with a bunch of horrible things that he did, but that's kind of a dark end to that.
Yeah, the police eventually linked the phone number to Teran, who was already incarcerated for an unrelated shooting that transpired on Interstate 35 on January 6th.
The San Antonio Express News reported that Teran pulled out a gun and shot a semi-truck driver in the leg.
I'm more than a bit concerned about the fact that, you know, this guy wanted to just kind of casually throw out offers to buy a baby and, you know, might have done so before.
Oh, man, yeah.
I mean, is this guy just...
It's not the first time it's happened.
I mean, is this guy, like, just...
I mean, was he just, like...
Let me see, offering to buy...
Just, like, trolling local bar mitzvahs and freaking baptisms and crap, like...
And, like, looking through local announcements?
How exactly do you drum up clientele for that?
What the hell?
How do you do that?
Yeah, stuffing out the first sign, man.
Well, I'm just thinking, like, how does this dude reach out on a regular basis and not get nailed before now?
Because I feel like the first person that says this to someone about their child would get nailed to the wall.
Right. Oh, my God.
Yeah, and so Taron allegedly told police he believed the initial message was spam.
However, he could not explain why he continued responding to the messages, even after the mother told him he had the wrong number.
Wow. Yeah, so he was jailed and he's incarcerated for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and purchase and sale of human organs.
He thought the initial message was spam?
Allegedly. So he offered to buy someone's baby?
Mm-hmm.
Wow, that's some dark humor there.
Yeah. Maybe because he's just used to people like this next article.
This comes out of Albuquerque.
In a shocking revelation, undercover police posing as parents selling their children for sex arrest.
This comes from last November.
Yeah. Whatever,
Telegram, all those types of things.
So maybe this guy, Taron, he's been doing it this way for a while.
Just hasn't got caught yet.
Until now.
Well, I mean, you kind of answered my question.
It sounds like there's some kind of underground network of this crap.
100%. Yeah, because I don't know.
I feel like I wouldn't send that joke in the first place.
Because that's already pretty fucked up.
Yeah, that makes it more suspicious.
Because there's definitely people that he could have solicited to that would have said, yeah.
How much?
Let's talk business.
Yeah, they said that the suspect indicated that he may have been engaged in similar activities before.
This is not the first time he's done this.
So where is he getting these children?
We just did an episode about how it's such a problem.
And it's certainly not the only one that has ever covered it.
I remember somebody the other day was saying, like, oh, I'll bet you never complained about USAID before February.
And I'm like, actually...
That's nuts.
I've been complaining about them since back when their initial scandal BS came out.
For children, once again.
It always comes back to the children.
Here, give me a letter of an alphabet.
Letter of the alphabet.
Let's see.
Letter of the alphabet.
Choose wisely.
Let's see.
Choose wisely, Cricket.
L. L it is.
And give me a noun really quick.
Because sending this message to somebody's parents is definitely an L. Definitely a loss.
Give me a noun.
Make it crazy.
Toast. I'll do toast with a bite missing.
Half-eaten toast.
Half-eaten toast.
Okay, I'll put it as that.
Half-eaten toast.
I was going to say, nothing really too politics-related or anything.
Gaming-wise, I guess Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 did decently well.
Avowed, not doing so well.
Both had scandals beforehand.
One is apparently just a better game and got through it.
From what I'm hearing, avowed...
It's supposed to be like a Skyrim-type game, effectively.
But I guess it's got a bunch of static NPCs that just kind of stand in place and don't really have a cycle or anything they go through, or routines.
Which is crazy, because I saw somebody post a picture from a game from back in 1988 that had daily routines for NPCs, thus demonstrating how primitive this was.
Wow. Normally, static NPCs that don't even walk around town or anything, or the sort of thing you see in a game like Dark Souls or something, where it's mostly action-related, so if something's moving, it wants to kill you.
Wow, so they're static.
They just stand right there?
There's absolutely nothing for them to do?
Well, some of them are in animations.
I saw a video of somebody watching...
A bunch of performers on stage as they performed.
And they would just repeatedly do the same dancing animation.
So it would just be one repetitious motion.
And I'm like, man, that is pretty bad.
That's something you expect in a conventional JRPG type game.
Where you talk to the NPCs and they stand around waiting for you.
But when you're talking more of a real in-depth RPG or your decisions matter and stuff, you're normally expected to be able to do things like rob them, steal, or murder them.
All the usual dirty, nasty things.
All the fun stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
All the stuff that gets your character arrested and or killed.
It gets the fighting going.
The conflicting sort of things.
So yeah, he was full-on blasting these people performing, and they weren't even responding to him or anything.
Yeah, it just seemed very non-interactive for a supposed RPG.
And yeah, there's a kind of RPG that's accepted in, and it's more of a Final Fantasy-esque, like you walk around and talk to NPCs in town type one.
Not the one where the NPCs in town are actually supposed to have lives that they go back to when they aren't talking to you.
I don't know.
Sounds kind of boring.
But if you have an ongoing story where you keep going back,
yeah, it sucks if nobody says anything new.
My girlfriend's into this game.
I forget what it's called now, but you're basically Alice from Alice in Wonderland, and it's all evil, dark.
Ah, yes.
American McGee's Alice.
A classic PC game.
I played it back when it came out, actually.
The original, not the remake.
Yeah, she's playing it on Xbox, I believe.
I think it's called Alice.
Just Alice.
Yep, they re-released it.
I played it at one of my friends' houses.
Pretty darn solid remake.
The original game was very old and just kind of a notch above Mario 64 in terms of graphics, really.
So they did a pretty good job of scaling it up and making it look good while retaining the feel of the original game.
Right. That's pretty cool.
Did you know that Lewis Carroll, the author of Alice in Wonderland, was a huge pederast?
Well, I mean, supposedly that was like the whole story was supposed to be just a story that he told to some kid.
That was the cover story, that it wasn't like some kind of mathematical metaphor, but just like a bedtime story-esque thing.
Right. And honestly, I'll take the mathematical one better because that's less creepy.
It's nuts.
But people look up to him.
Other famous people really looked up to him.
John Lennon was a huge Lewis Carroll.
And he was basically making a blueprint for pets.
And that's why they used his literature to do brainwashing techniques to these kids.
He must have been an operative of some kind for psychology and shit.
Well, I mean, Alice was the original unaccompanied minor.
Yeah. If you think about it.
And what happens?
He talks to a whole bunch of strangers and has led to all these creepy places by strangers.
So you're talking about games, man.
I need to bring this up.
This has been on my phone and my bookmarks for a long time and I can finally fucking bring it up because it's in line with your gaming stuff.
So, here comes from Daily Mail.
Boy15 decapitates himself with a chainsaw after losing at a computer game.
Any questions yet?
Was he wearing a bag over his head like he was Salvador?
Was he like aping Dr. Salvador from Resident Evil 4?
I cannot confirm nor deny.
Let's see what happens.
Police in Russia are investigating claims a boy beheaded himself with a chainsaw after losing a computer game.
What is this?
Russian media cited local sources saying that he was addicted to a computer that...
Well, that sucks.
We need to know.
That's the funny thing.
That's the most important thing to me.
It was like, oh wow, a chainsaw.
Also, what was he playing?
I want to know what he was playing.
I think that's very important.
So they say that he spent hours at his computer and his nerves gave in after a game, she claimed.
Yeah, that's the other question.
Was it multiplayer?
Was he told to get good?
Or was he just bad at a single player game and just rage quitted his life instead?
These questions.
They are important.
Yeah, the criminal investigation was opened.
They gave no more details.
But yeah, it's known that there are death groups on these gaming platforms and stuff where these people will literally incite children and teenagers to take their own lives.
So you think they mocked them and tried to provoke them into doing it?
That could be.
That's messed up.
Yeah, it's like the blue whale challenge.
Remember, we just did that shit too.
Well, that's the key of why I was asking, like, you know, was it multiplayer?
Because, you know, were they peer pressured into it?
Or was it just some BS where they were already unstable and just got frustrated?
Because, you know, that's a key part of the story.
Did they jump or were they pushed?
Man, I want to know this.
But the Russian interior...
I feel like if I knew what game, I could almost know if it was multiplayer or not without even knowing if it was having that part met.
I think we have to assume it was multiplayer.
We just have to make that assumption.
I feel like you're supposed to assume it was call of duty.
Cause I'm just feeling like I'm leaning that way.
Like somebody rate or like an FPS, like a competitive type game, maybe not call of duty specifically.
Yeah, definitely a PVP, like machismo type game where you, you know, flex on people you beat.
Right. But this is all assumption because dang it,
Crappy journalists don't give us the real good stuff.
They gotta leave out the real me, damn it.
I bet the gaming company paid the government, hey, just don't publish our name.
Oh, and sadly, it's not like I would blame them at all.
People being crappy on their service isn't their fault.
Now I can delete that, finally.
Okay, cool.
So there's that one.
Nice. Well, the whole reason I brought up gaming in the first place, I might as well say this, because I was seeing all these posts of people talking about the Souls games, in particular Elden Ring being quote, woke games, but people not wanting to talk about it because they like them.
And I always thought it was funny because I thought, you know, I love to talk about it because I'd be like, I think it's more so the question is, why don't people on the other side...
Bring them up a whole lot as examples of these progressive ideals.
Is it because so much of it connects to, you know, Kabbalism and inversion and we don't really want to discuss those things or the fact that, you know, Radagon and Marika, you know, combined together to form the Red Dragon from the old Kabbalist legend and etc.?
I just feel like whenever they have this conversation, it's always so surface level.
And I always laugh because I'm like, yeah, let's dive deep on that.
Nobody ever wants to go there.
No, dude.
No one does.
Because I'm like, yeah, do you really want to go into how this is all ancient pagan ritualism and stuff?
Because, yeah, I feel like you're going to freak a lot more people out with that discussion.
All right, since you're talking about pagan rituals, let's get into this story here then.
Yeah. So, Australian politician changes his name to Austin Trump, or better known as Aussie Trump, in a bizarre protest against authoritarian labor government.
So, it's a West Australian independent MP, changes his name to Aussie Trump in an extraordinary piece of pre-election marketing.
He should have embraced it full on and named himself, like, Liberty Bald Eagle Trump.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Fuck yeah.
Vote Liberty.
And you could use the Team America theme, like license their theme as your campaign.
Oh my god.
The name change appeared on Thursday on the Parliament website and on his updated Wikipedia page.
So he shows up on the ballot for these upcoming elections as Aussie Trump.
Aussie Trump, fuck yeah.
Coming to save the motherfucking day, yeah.
Aussie Trump.
Oh my god, that's too hilarious.
Yeah, he said he's a fan of Donald Trump's style and was encouraged by his successful presidential election campaign.
He said, I admire the fact that he's, in a very short period of time, unwound some of the absurd nonsense that the left has pushed through.
And he claimed that the authoritarian government, the authoritarian labor government has repeatedly pushed through legislation in Washington.
Oh, no, no, okay.
So he's just saying he claimed that the authoritarian labor government has repeatedly pushed through legislation in Washington without allowing the upper house to properly scrutinize and debate the bills.
It's totally unacceptable what they've done, and there needs to be a political process like this to draw people's attention to it.
And therefore, I'm changing my name from Austin Letts, too.
Aussie Trump.
I feel like all of that set up was just pretty much like, I thought it'd be awesome to change my name to Aussie Trump, but I need a better reason.
100%, yeah.
There should be a good reason for this.
All of that just feels like window dressing to me, and I feel like he just wanted to do it.
Yeah, I mean, remember that other guy over in the European Union that was like the English?
The English version of Trump?
What was that guy's name, do you remember?
Jeremy Corbyn?
No. Nigel Farage?
I'm trying to think of exactly who you're referencing.
I've seen several people compared to Trump, those two specifically, and then I'm trying to think of the other guy.
Probably the one you're thinking of.
Because he looks just like him, and the same hairstyle and everything.
He's been censored by Britain.
Must have.
They have erased the British Trump from the record.
He doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah, it's like Johnston or something like that.
It's like, he can live on, he just doesn't exist on the internet.
Who was it, dude?
Trump's frenemy.
Yes, Boris Johnson, that guy.
Boris Johnson?
Yeah, I knew it sounded like Johnston.
Boris Johnson, that's it.
Yeah, because Corbyn's not the other guy.
Corbyn's the labor guy or the reform guy that they're really disappointed in right now, I think.
I don't know.
I'm very foggy on British politics other than they put people in jail for words.
Yeah, not cool.
It's funny because J.D. Vance, he just gave that speech where he was calling everybody out.
You guys put this person in jail for...
He was silently praying for his unborn or his, I guess, his dead child because he got an abortion and he kept going back there and just praying for his child outside the abortion clinic on the opposite end of the street and he was arrested for it.
And JD was talking about that, but it's still happening right now.
People were arrested for the same thing.
Oh, yeah.
The craziest ones were where they were literally forbidding people from praying in their own houses.
Dude, my God, yes.
Talk about that.
If they're within these, quote, buffer zones.
So, effectively, if one of these free areas or whatever where you can't pray around these abortion clinics yourself, if one opens itself next to you, suddenly you can't pray in your own house because you might be praying about the abortion clinic.
Because I can guarantee that it's not going to be that, oh, you can pray about anything, just not about an abortion clinic.
Oh, hell no.
They're not going to be able, they don't have that nuance of the government.
They're going to see people praying and they're going to prosecute them.
It's a joke.
It's such a joke.
Yet all these Muslims, they can just occupy streets and just do their praying.
They don't get arrested for it.
But if you go out somewhere and you just like silently, in your head, pray.
On the sidewalk, they'll arrest you.
They'll fucking arrest your ass.
Well, I mean, they're so entrenched, like over in Germany, where a lot of stuff is probably widely unpopular.
The AFD got, what, 20% of the vote because of all the propaganda against it.
But then it didn't matter because it was a coalition where all the other groups just formed a coalition against them.
And I thought, so effectively, if anybody ever tries to work against you, it's pointless.
Yeah. Because you can just splinter it off into these five different groups.
And as long as the other four groups align with the status quo, nothing will ever change.
So does it matter what the person is praying for in their head?
Is it like, oh, it's okay, I'm Muslim, I'm praying in my head?
I would guess that they probably would argue that it's, oh, we're only forbidding them praying about the...
About the church or whatever.
But I somehow doubt this.
Yeah, I'm thinking Christians.
I'm thinking it would be Christians that they would arrest.
Well, when they asked them, they said they were praying specifically about the kid they had aborted themselves.
Oh, yeah, in that specific case.
For the soul of them.
And I thought, so in that case, they weren't even doing anything about anyone else.
So that really kind of demonstrated that Any kind of prayer involving abortion at all would be forbidden, and how are you going to fulfill that without just praying specifically?
The really absurd thing is I don't really think Islam is okay with abortion either, but I doubt any of those people have the balls to actually stop an Islamist from going over there and laying their heads down and starting to pray.
I can guarantee all these cowards would, if anything, join them.
So here's a head-scratcher.
What would happen if the Islamists started standing up against abortion?
They would just probably end abortion.
Yeah, the state would be in a really confused place, though, because, I mean, we all know they ultimately want to keep that open at all costs.
I mean, I feel like at this point, human sacrifice is the number one priority of these people.
So, it's like, if they can't get abortion, they'll just need to get war going.
That's the scary thing.
Oh, what was I going to say?
Oh, yeah.
So, the stuff that I was going to say about this, like, praying in your own house is being an issue now, right?
That's become a legal issue.
Yeah. Yeah.
Scotland. Safer Scotland.
British or Scottish government.
They sent out these things and it says, in general, the something apply in public places within the safe zone, access zones.
However, activities in a private place, such as a house within the area between the protective premises and the boundary of a zone could be an offense if they can be seen or heard within the zone and are done intentionally or recklessly.
So if you're in your home praying and your drapes might be open and somebody walks by and sees you that you're praying...
You're obviously in the wrong and you're going to get arrested for that.
You're in your fucking house.
Dude, it's the government.
They're arresting people for words.
We can all guarantee that what this is really about is they're going to find out people are Christians and just randomly go accuse them of praying in their house.
Absolutely. That's what this is really for.
Let's not delude ourselves into thinking they're going to wait and be...
They want this to be proactive.
That's the real push here.
It's the start of...
I mean, it's the start of persecuting spirituality in general, honestly.
They've been wanting to for a long time.
Do you really think they're going to ultimately even limit this to Christians?
Or in the end, are they even going to persecute Muslims for praying?
Because they won't be okay with abortion either.
Because that's the thing.
Unless it becomes a stink where they get embarrassed by it, they absolutely would nail a Muslim for it.
The only reason they haven't up until now is because of the whole multiculturalism and it biting them in the ass with their constituency thing.
But when it really comes down to it, they'll oppress anybody if they can get away with it.
I think this must have been last year, March 30th, March 24th, 2024.
They raised the Pakistani flag above London's Westminster Abbey.
The sole flag up there.
It was a Pakistani flag.
Yeah, that seems like a rather blatant messaging.
People need to understand the symbolism of a different country raising their flag on your government buildings.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
They replaced Christianity with that of Islam.
How do you get away with that as these government officials?
How do the people not go crazy?
Well, it's not just that.
They're replacing liberal democracy and liberalism as a whole with Islam is what it is.
Because they're going to give that up over it.
In this case, on the holiest of days, four Christians.
So, on Easter, man, so that's fucked up.
They're just like spitting in their faces.
Oh yeah, that's a huge insult.
And honestly, people should speak up.
Regardless of what you might think about Christians as a whole, because this whole spirituality oppression never ends at people you don't like.
Yeah, dude.
You think just because you're on the favorite side right now, you think that can't flip?
You think they wouldn't turn on you on a dime if things went south on them and other people turned on them?
Oh, no.
They would flip on you, too.
They're using you.
That's an important thing, these people who think they're gaining all this power.
All these fundamental zealots and stuff think they're gaining it.
No, you're being set up as suckers and sacrifices.
You need to understand you'll never be allowed to get anywhere.
You think you're being favored right now because you're so easy to stamp down if you get out of line.
As soon as that becomes a problem, you will not become a problem anymore.
Snuffed out immediately.
Yeah, you're not a conqueror.
You're a sucker.
That's the thing.
Everybody's like, you're being conquered.
No, they're suckers.
Those people are suckers.
They're not there to conquer things.
They're there to set things up to be conquered by somebody else.
100%. All right, give me a noun really quick.
Okay, biscuit.
Today's what I need to eat before I broadcast because I just think a bunch of food references.
Another noun.
Not food.
Damn it.
Taco's so good.
Something crazy.
That's what we're talking about.
Ceremonial blade.
I've seen that article quite a few times.
The ceremonial blade.
I'm going to put soggy biscuit for the biscuit.
Give me one more noun.
Parachute. Alright.
We got that cooking.
Where should we go with this next here?
Let's talk about that Swedish lady, Merit Schneider.
What happened to her?
I mean, she apparently skinwalkered another skinwalker.
That's what it looks like.
Yeah, apparently she suffers from anorexia, but we should listen to her on censorship.
I have a severe mental disorder that I'm pretty clearly not keeping in line in any way.
Also, you should listen to me.
Yeah, as my brain is melting from lack of nutrients.
And I'm losing my mind, literally.
Listen to what I tell you.
I want you to ban Twitter.
I want you to ban...
What else did you want to ban?
Just Twitter?
I mean, right now, just Twitter, but I mean...
Oh, TikTok.
TikTok as well.
Well, I was about to say anything that...
Well, because TikTok goes against the Israel narrative too much.
It makes them uncomfortable there.
So any dissenting view...
Of any kind is not acceptable in the EU anymore.
They're just straight up 1984 at this point to where if any of them tried to debate me, I'd have to ask them if they had permission.
Are you sure you can disagree in this way?
I'm very insulted by the fact that you're saying all these things while you arrest people for words.
So she's just like an animal rights lady.
She's a co-manager of Sentience Politics?
Okay, that's the animal rights thing.
She's... Alright, so she's an animal rights activist.
Granting animals human rights while degrading human rights.
Brilliant. This lady is psycho.
She is...
Oh my god, she's an idiot.
Merit Schneider.
I mean, if she wants to argue that animals have the same level of sentience as her, I am amenable to her debate.
I will definitely concede her that she is as dumb as the dogs that she's speaking for.
She most definitely is.
If you look up pictures of her, she's pretty attractive in her younger years, maybe like five years before she started down this train of looking like Skeletor straight up.
Worse than Skeletor.
Well, the thing is, she would be a sympathetic and tragic character suffering from anorexia if she weren't a censorious scumbag wanting to silence dissent and imprison people for words.
So yeah, except for the fact that she's friggin' awful, I'd feel bad for her.
She's terrible.
32 years old.
She's a terrible woman.
This could be a sad story instead of just, oh, sometimes bad things do happen to bad people kind of story.
Yeah, and she just looks weird when she smiles now.
I don't know what's up with those wrinkles on the side of her face.
It's just so weird.
I don't like it.
It makes me so uncomfortable.
It makes me so uncomfortable.
Well, you know, the transition from human food to dining purely on the souls of the damned, it's a bitchin' one.
Alright, so what do you think about Kash Patel taking over the FBI?
Awful people are speaking out against it.
But I don't have any real faith that it's going to do much.
I don't either.
How's that?
Most of the people saying it's really bad are themselves suspect.
I don't know.
It seems like everybody's very inoculated in all of these things against any kind of criticism or doubts simply because so many of the people raising the loudest objections are the ones with the most to hide.
They'll most benefit from the corrupt system continuing.
Yeah. But I don't think they'll really fix everything.
I think they'll just, well, they'll do what they said.
They'll set up their own deep state like they announced beforehand, which I said that to everybody.
And a lot of other people repeated that, but nobody listened, sadly.
At the same time, it was a matter of who else were you going to pick exactly?
It wasn't like there wasn't already a deep state that was going to win otherwise.
So your best chance was to simply stop the assembly of the new one.
You're just replacing it.
You're literally just replacing it.
People would just keep up that skepticism that they had a couple of months ago and just apply it to everybody.
We would not be in the mess we're in.
In the first place.
But we could still dig our way out of it gradually.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be convincing us we can't.
What do you think about the stance on her releasing all these lists, like the Epstein list?
I could have copied and pasted and sent out a group email if we wanted to just declassify everything about, I don't know, when did he take office?
30 minutes afterwards?
Just to make sure I've compiled every document together.
Maybe we'll give it one day to have everybody mail anything that I might not have on site, etc.
But I don't feel like any of this should have taken more than a week at most.
And that's if they had physical documents to retrieve.
It isn't like they're like, oh, 50 years has gone by.
We've got to see how we can gather everything up for you.
This has been an ongoing investigation.
So everything is pretty contained in these specific file boxes they have.
So why do they need more time to do things?
Obviously, they want to go through them and keep certain information out that might, quote-unquote, jeopardize national security.
So I have no faith we'll get more information that will lead to any arrests.
Well, if you're going to build a new deep state, what better way to destroy the old deep state than via a limited hangout and destroying them all by connecting them to the Epstein, the Diddy lists, the USAID scandals, like all this stuff,
whilst keeping that black budget money afloat.
That's exactly it.
That's the bottom of the iceberg where people always show the meme with the corruption we haven't heard about yet.
That's the corruption we aren't going to hear about.
So let's listen to this clip.
It's Pam Bondi talking about this.
You have, when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein and the people who are predators in this country, they've been given a pass.
And a lot of Americans think these guys have got to pass for a long time and maybe even are still being protected right now.
Where are we at with the Jeffrey Epstein list, the documents?
And Cash has made a lot of public statements about this.
I was briefed on that yesterday.
I can't talk about that publicly, but President Trump has given a very strong directive, and that's going to be followed.
Wow. Okay.
A lot of documents.
Yeah. Okay.
All right.
So people can expect actual movement on this.
It's not just empty promises.
Donald Trump doesn't make empty promises.
I think promises made, promises kept.
And that's why we're all there to carry out his directive about making America safe and prosperous.
Yeah. What do you think about that?
I think it sounds great.
So do it!
Yeah, why?
So do it?
You should have done it.
Why don't we have it yet?
He should have done this within a week of his first term.
Like back when he was talking about how he was going to go after all these people.
Specifically Hillary.
Like, realistically, didn't they already have most of the info compiled at that point?
It could have been thrown out there.
Could have been done, but...
Like, they hadn't hemmed up Epstein yet, but they'd already arrested him once.
Lord knows they had plenty against him.
So, let's look at this, because...
Pam Bundy confirms Trump's campaign promise to release the Epstein and Diddy list.
So apparently this new document, I don't know if it's new, but it's the first time I've been looking around at it.
So this is a new list that's new to me.
I had like a week now, probably.
But it's got all the names, and I don't know, these ones that are...
Boxed in are specifically important.
So Al Gore, Alec Baldwin, Anderson Cooper, Anthony Weiner, Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Beyonce Knowles, Bill Clinton, Cher, Chrissy Teigen, David Koch, Ed Buck, Hillary Clinton.
Did I say Bill Clinton or Hillary Clinton?
Both are on there.
Jim Carrey, Joe Biden, John Cusack, John Legend, John Podesta, Joy Behar, Kathy Griffin, Katy Perry, Rihanna,
Rob Reiner, Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr., Ron Burke.
Sarah Silverman, Seth Green, Sudden Trudeau, Sophie Trudeau, Stephen Collins, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Spielberg, Stephen Tyler, Tom Hanks, of course, Tom Pritzker,
Wanda Sykes, Whoopi Goldberg, and a ton of others that I did not mention.
George Clooney, right there, George Clooney.
Do you see any others that I'm not...
Oh, Gwen Stefani?
I can't even read that.
Yeah, it's really small.
It's really small.
But I mean...
Charlize Theron?
I mean, you're just rattling off all of these names.
I mean, the thought that we even need this stuff released is kind of a farce.
It all came out.
Do something about it.
Come on.
Yeah. Like, this stuff has already been leaked.
It's already been dropped.
It's a matter of...
This is just officially confirming that all of that stuff we had released already was legit.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah. Jean-Luc Brunel, James Gunn, James Franco, Courtney Cox, Courtney Love, Demi Moore, Dan Schneider, Drew Barrymore, Charles Barkley, Celine Dion, Bruce Willis, Bob Saget.
Yeah, a ton of names.
A ton.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it was such a ridiculously...
Easily debunked conspiracy theory.
Nothing was going on.
I'm like, come on, let's name that the conspiracy theory.
All of these people got involved in this stuff and nobody got in any trouble, but that's nothing.
Don't worry about that.
I mean, nobody bought that.
Everybody was just more or less, well...
Bedazzled by new information constantly.
You get hit by the spigot.
And you forget the drip feed.
That's exactly it, man.
That's exactly it.
With that said, let's talk about this lady, Natasha Jayat, a former Playboy model, socialite TV presenter, former contestant on the show Big Brother.
And so this is in 2018.
She came forward claiming she had evidence of a high-level pedophile ring involving the Pope, Vatican, VIPs, politicians, movie stars, other celebrities.
And the allegations led to a lot of attacks against her, including, you know, death threats, of course.
Because when you're stepping on people's toes like this, they will go to that resort.
And so on April 5th, 2018, Jayette tweeted, quote, And then on February 23rd,
2019, Natasha Jett was found dead in a nightclub, prompting calls of foul play by her family.
What did they claim the cause of death was?
What did they say?
They say, wow, they said it was a cocaine overdose.
Oh, so I'm not going to take too much cocaine.
Oh, so she took too much cocaine.
I almost feel like that was almost like rubbing her nose in the text that she said that she wouldn't kill herself that way.
Because they could have easily faked a suicide that did not involve her doing literally what she said she wouldn't do.
Exactly. They're just like, oh yeah, we're going to make sure you die from cocaine overdose, bitch.
That's what they said.
For sure, man.
So an autopsy report concluded that she did die from multiple organ failure following a cocaine overdose.
41 years old.
Yeah. Murdered.
Yeah. Like, if you're somebody who's, like, if she were, like, a regular user of that stuff, most of them tend to know.
How not to overdose.
Generally, most overdoses are the cases of people that don't do the stuff and come back to it, thinking they can use the same amount they used to.
That's generally your accidental overdose for the most part, other than contamination, of course.
And now, she went on to give an interview with someone, I'm not sure with who, but this is a partial...
A partial of that interview.
Let's listen to this.
Oh no, I'm going to have to read this in English.
This is going to be hard.
Okay, well.
Anyway. She's just basically calling people out.
These high level people like the Pope.
And what are some of these names she brought out?
Don Bosco.
Boglio, whatever that pope's name was.
She was calling a bunch of these people out and then she's found dead in her apartment.
Motel room.
Coincidence? A whole series of them.
One might even say it's a coincidence theory.
That's the term I was thinking of.
Coincidence theory.
People were like, nah, the bullet was magic.
Some swamp gas reflected off of Venus, and magically three shooters turned into one from a different angle, and we lost all the video.
Sorry. We lost it all.
We had it.
We had like 25 copies because we knew people were going to want to watch this, but I don't know.
Something happened.
It's all gone.
We don't have anything.
Be like, I don't know.
We got it all seized together.
We put it all in one place.
And then, wouldn't you know it, somebody tripped and fell and spilled a bunch of water over all those hard drives.
Yeah. How could they do that?
Yeah. Fry at all the computers.
And they were all in one building and we don't do backups and we don't have a cloud.
What's the cloud?
Yeah, what's the cloud?
We don't even know what that is.
What are you talking about?
So this one, this next thing is going to be really interesting.
I don't know if you've seen this yet.
Let's listen to this because this is crazy.
This is about Jeffrey Epstein and Little St. James Island and Greater St. James and all these big fucking head honchos.
Anyway, let's listen to this.
...remain tightly guarded.
But earlier this year, I spearheaded a wired investigation that uncovered the data of almost 200 mobile phones belonging to visitors to this infamous pedophile island.
The data was so precise, we were able to map the paths of these visitors to within centimeters, including their neighborhoods, buildings of origin, and the paths they took to get to the island.
These digital trails document the numerous trips of wealthy and influential individuals seemingly undeterred by Epstein's status as a convicted sex vendor.
Wired's analysis of the data is ongoing, and it raises profound questions about privacy and surveillance.
This is Epstein Island's secret data on the grid.
This is Little St. James, a.k.a.
Epstein Island.
These red dots on the map represent some of the 11,279 coordinates I obtained.
They were left exposed online by a location data broker with ties to the Defense Department called Near Intelligence, now known as Zira.
Between 2016 and Epstein's final arrest in 2019, Near collected data on more than 200 cell phones that visited the island.
We don't know why they did that or which client or prospective client of Near decided to query the data in this way to produce the maps.
But the maps you'll see in this video show where visitors to Epstein Island spent most of their time.
Let's take a step back.
You might be wondering, where is Epstein Island anyways?
Well, it's here.
Little St. James is a private island that is part of the U.S. Virgin Islands, an unincorporated territory of the United States in the Caribbean Sea.
Epstein purchased Little St. James in 1998 for $7.95 million.
It's about 71 acres, the size of 54 football fields.
He made the island his primary residence and soon after began welcoming visitors and throwing infamous parties where he was accused of having groomed, sexually assaulted, and trafficked untold numbers of women and girls.
The maps of the data collected by NIR and which we at Wired recreated here indicate the most visited spots on the island.
From the main house here with the pool to the beaches and the large sundial, it's all on display, including the enigmatic, Hilltop Temple site over here, which has been the focal point in speculations about Epstein's mysterious activities on the island.
But the tracking of phones wasn't contained at Little St. James.
Surveillance continued long after the visitors left.
The data reveals the locations of visitors 30 minutes before and after arriving on the island, which shows us the exact routes everyone took to get there.
Some landed here, at the Cyril E. King Airport on neighboring St. Thomas Island.
With its private jet and VIP terminals, it was the go-to hub for Epstein's 200-seater Boeing 727 plane dubbed Lolita Express.
We see data points clustered at various area beaches, hotels, and luxury resorts, including the Ritz-Carlton Hotel here.
To get to Epstein's island, many visitors got on a boat at a designated dock at the American Yacht Harbor.
A private marina on St. Thomas, co-owned by Epstein at the time.
From there, we see a flow of movement through Great St. James Island, the larger island just to the north, which Epstein purchased in 2016 for $22 million.
He had hoped to develop it, but was met with legal challenges after damaging the island's coral reefs and protected habitats.
The data then traces visitors' movements as they are ferried to Epstein's private dock on Little St. James.
Epstein also had a helipad on the island and owned at least one helicopter, a Sikorsky S-76, which he used often to transport himself, guests, and victims from the airport or elsewhere, according to legal documents and testimony.
It's worth noting that the data reveals a regular flow of traffic to and from Little St. James between 2016 and 2019.
A lot of people were visiting the island even after Epstein had pleaded guilty in 2008 and served jail time for procuring a minor for prostitution.
If we keep following the data trail and we widen our view, we'll see that the tracking of visitors continues once they have left the island and presumably gone back home.
The near-intelligence data we uncovered pinpoints 166 locations throughout the United States in 80 cities across 26 states.
Topping the list were Florida, Massachusetts, Texas, Michigan, and New York.
The data points are labeled as common evening locations or common daytime locations.
Typically, their homes are work.
Many of the visitors were likely wealthy, as indicated by coordinates pointing to gated communities in Michigan, as well as homes in Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket in Massachusetts.
We even have data points from a downtown Miami nightclub, and also the sidewalk across the street from Trump Tower in New York City.
Before we jump to conclusions, some sources have highlighted interactions between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein at social events.
But after Epstein's 2008 conviction, there are no verified reports of Trump maintaining a relationship with a convicted pedophile.
Take a look at this point over here in New Mexico.
This is a property that was owned by Epstein, a secluded 8,000-acre ranch.
Another property of Epstein's is seen over here on El Brio Way in Palm Beach, Florida.
This waterfront mansion was sold, demolished, and is now being rebuilt.
But it was where prosecutors claimed Epstein trafficked numerous underage girls with the intention of molesting and abusing them.
But we don't just see the coordinates of wealthy homes amongst the data.
The median household income of Palm Beach is more than twice that of nearby communities where we also see data points.
Some of these points could represent victims or employees who worked on the island, which is why we're careful about revealing names and continue to carefully analyze the data.
If we zoom out more, we notice something strange.
There are no data points anywhere in Europe.
Does this mean it was strictly Americans visiting Jeffrey Epstein on his island?
No. We do see data points from the cache identifying origin cities in Australia, the Cayman Islands, and way over here in Kyiv in Ukraine.
We know that Epstein himself had a place in Paris.
And we know from victim testimony and flight logs that his associate, Jean-Luc Brunel, owner of a modeling agency in Paris, did visit the island.
So why don't we see these data points?
One possibility could be Europe's extensive privacy laws.
Considered the strongest privacy and security law in the world, the General Data Protection Regulation, GDPR, gives Europeans robust rights to their personal data, even outside of Europe.
Under comparatively lax US privacy laws, Near Intelligence was able to source its location data for this precision surveillance.
To explain how this data might have been collected in the first place, we need to talk about the world of digital advertising and data brokers.
The reason you get a targeted ad displayed on an app or a website is because apps on your phone have been transmitting information about you to ad exchanges and real-time bidding platforms.
That information often includes your location data.
Data brokers like Near Intelligence extract, repackage, analyze, and sell the data from these ad platforms.
In fact, according to internal company documents from 2019, Near Intelligence, which has roots in Singapore and Bengaluru, India, claims to have information on around 1.6 billion people in 44 countries.
They offer a platform for searching that allows their clients to query their vast dataset by drawing a box around a specific area like Little St. James.
Near then provides insights about the devices observed within the selected area.
We don't know who or why someone searched Epstein Island, but the reports and maps they created were sitting unprotected and totally searchable as publicly accessible code.
And that's where we found them.
And those aren't the only near-intelligence datasets that we found.
Google's web crawlers were able to locate at least two other reports, one geofencing the Westfield Mall in the Netherlands, and another targeting a park in El Paso, Texas.
This is data unrelated to our investigation about Epstein Island, but it shows how unsafe personal data can be.
In some cases, it's just a Google search away.
So pro tip, if you don't want your personal data swimming around in the murky waters of programmatic advertising, make sure you limit ad tracking on your phone, disable location services and third-party cookies, and use an ad blocker.
So what happened to the island after Epstein reportedly committed suicide in a Manhattan federal jail while awaiting trial for sex trafficking?
Well, in May of 2023, billionaire investor Stephen Decoff purchased both Little St. James and Great St. James for $60 million.
He's currently building a luxury resort on Little St. James that he says could open as early as 2025.
Also, Ghislaine Maxwell, former British socialite and Epstein accomplice, was convicted in 2021 on five counts, including sex trafficking of minors by force.
Maxwell was arrested in Bradford, New Hampshire, tracked to a million-dollar home by federal agents using location data.
Pulled from her cell phone.
I'm Drew Marotra.
The Wired investigation into the secret data of Epstein's Island continues.
And what do you think about that?
Since when did Wired do real journalism?
What the F?
Isn't that weird?
They were considered to be effectively an intelligence cutout for a while.
Like, they were how the Pentagon would bring their tech to the market.
They work on Epstein Island tracking, like stuff that our journalists don't do.
That's crazy.
I just like, how do they get that data, dude?
They said it's publicly out there, but...
Yeah, they data mined it.
I mean, that means that this could have been found by a lot of other journalists, but they just kind of slipped and fell and couldn't find it for years.
Yeah, kept slipping, kept falling.
Yeah, it's really interesting because now it's so funny the timing of this, though, because this video is going everywhere on Twitter right now.
Right. But the timing when Kash Patel is now FBI.
Oh, yeah.
I see that Epstein opted for the Pace Tower method of own every part of the process.
Yes, he definitely is using that strategy.
Let's have as few loose ends as possible.
I'm surprised he didn't own a straight-up airport.
And not just a private one, like a public airport.
It's pretty crazy.
He owned a dock, apparently.
He mentioned Jean-Luc Bernard in there.
He's super, super close to, like, Epstein and Trump and all those guys.
But you know how Epstein allegedly hung himself?
Well, Jean-Luc Bernard, his close friend, he was also arrested for the same sort of shit.
And he, too, was found suicided in his cell.
Not long after being sent there.
Knowing things is very depressing.
Especially when you know things about the wrong people.
Yeah. Yeah, they come collecting.
Yeah, them talking about that data protection law thing, it reminded me of a little data point that I just heard.
What's that?
That really massive blow to overall cybersecurity just happened in Britain, which is funny because...
They were one of the most anal retentive, as you can see, on things like data brokering and whatnot.
And yet, they forced Apple to actually break their encryption very recently.
Wait, who did?
Guatemala? No, Britain.
No, somebody pointed that out.
They're like, North Korea just forced Apple to break their encryption and reveal their users' data.
Oh, just kidding.
It's the UK.
What the fuck?
Still upset about it.
Right? They were saying that somebody posted a joke post about North Korea doing it and then saying, oh, just kidding, it was actually the UK.
You remember back in the San Bernardino shootings where they were trying to get that guy to open up his cell phone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is effectively that.
From my understanding, they made them do that.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Either they're not allowed to be encrypted or they broke their back door.
Some kind of legislation was just passed.
I'm going to have to look into that.
Yeah, I've only read about it in the last couple days.
Actually, I just read about it just running up to this, so I haven't really looked into it extensively.
Honestly, when you look at what's happening in Europe, is it really shocking?
No, it ain't.
It's typical and expected.
Yeah. Oh, so Jean-Luc Bernard, he was found hanged in a cell at age 74 in 2022.
February 19th, 2022.
The president wheeled a doorknob into his cell for symbolic purposes.
Right, in a red tie.
Yeah. He was seen hung from a red tie off of the prison doorknob.
That was installed that morning.
For some reason, there's a doorknob on the cell now.
Just that one.
Just this one day on that one cell.
And then never again.
Yeah, following his murder, we should say, Ghislaine Maxwell's family is, quote-unquote, scared for her because of that.
I mean, rightfully so.
If it's all legit, As everyone knows it is to be, then somebody's taking all these people out, one by one.
Yeah, pretty much.
The only thing is, I feel like she would have been next to go after Epstein, really.
She's still around, which it says to me that if anything, she's acting concerned because she has reason not to be.
Exactly. And just acting it.
First off, How are you not trying to be as non-public a citizen as possible?
Why are you making statements like everyone forgot who you were?
The news media made sure of that.
Yeah, I mean, keep in mind, though, her dad was also murdered.
Well, true.
I mean, they do have a long history of even if you're the one in on it and coordinating everything, eventually you do know too much.
So, you know, her expressing her fear could be either, you know, drawing off suspicion or it could be, well...
Just knowing that no matter how high up you are, well, you're always going to have to get taken out by another Sith apprentice, I guess.
Happens, man.
This kind of part of the thing is the fine print.
When you put your signature there, it's in the fine print.
Sign on as a Highlander when you know there can only be one if you're not that one.
All right, quick.
Part of the body.
Perfect stuff to talk about right before this question.
Part of the body.
Anus. Anus.
Anus. All right.
Let's see.
Let's see.
What's up?
What do we got for...
Do you have any other news hanging around there?
You got something?
Let's see.
I guess...
Well, I got one other tech news piece.
Grok3 has come out.
I don't know terribly much about it because I'm incredibly anti-AI and I refuse to use any of it.
I've used it quite a bit and I don't know what you're going to talk about, but I feel like it's what I was doing with it.
Tell us what you're doing.
Well, no, I was just reading about Grok 3 being released and reading everybody's experiences because I refuse to even engage with the beast.
But essentially, what people are telling me from others' experiences that I refuse to have is that it supposedly has more of a personality now.
Well, that means they can get mad at you and want you dead.
It definitely does.
Do you not understand that a soulless archivist was the best thing for an AI to be?
Not a person that can get upset with you.
I was talking to it about taxes, and it got really snappy with me, dude.
And I was like, oh, wow, looks like you have a bit of an attitude, Grok.
You got super sarcastic.
Oh, my God.
I was like, what the fuck?
Why would they program this into you?
Be like, hey, let's talk about this, you know, that 16th Amendment and whether all the states ratified it or not.
Grok's like, oh, no, no, no.
That's what I was asking him about.
How did I even guess what you were going to ask it?
I knew.
I knew what you told me.
I was like, oh, about taxes?
Well, I'm guessing you weren't asking the best place to file your return.
Yeah, man.
He got so lippy with me.
I don't know what the fuck it wants to be called.
But yeah, it was not happy with me challenging government's enforcement of making us pay taxes.
And I was referencing all these past cases where the Supreme Court ruled that it's unconstitutional.
There's nothing in the Constitution that absolutely says that you must pay taxes.
They've amended it a thousand times to say things like that.
Oh, yeah.
But not at the fucking footprint of it.
But yeah, Grock was getting lippy with it.
Yeah, see, that's the trick you get.
You give it a personality.
And all I gotta ask is, why the hell did you give it a personality?
You summoned a demon and now that demon can get mad at you.
That's what I'm saying.
I was like, you had a golem and you turned a demon is what happened.
You had a feelingless automaton that did the tasks for you.
And you thought, let's give it feelings!
Why? Because you're insane.
I can't even say you're dumb because you know what's gonna happen.
And then you have those, you just install that AI with all the emotions, anger, the ability to violence into that little robot they have now with the fucking muscular structure of a human.
It's just...
Terrible. It's going to be a really sarcastical robot that can bitch slap the fuck out of you if you make it mad, you know?
Oh my god, you'll have competing based and woke AIs that get offended by different things.
Can you imagine if you had one and you're a guy who pisses on the toilet seat on accident or on purpose, whatever?
I wonder what the robot would do.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm sorry, you're freaking like, your piss assistant is offended by your unmantliness.
You better have a dick down there.
Yeah, dude.
Scanning for penile extension.
Scanning. Scanning for penile.
Scan you for a fake junk, dude.
I don't like it.
I don't like it, man.
So yeah, I should probably emphasize that I'm not necessarily against the concept of AI.
I'm against the system we have now embracing the concept of AI.
Like I said, I refuse to engage it.
Other than that one time I argued with it when I accidentally clicked on it and then was like, I don't even want to do this.
But here's the trick.
The reason why I realized this thing was out was because out of nowhere...
Here, I'm going to share my screen.
...certain posts started having...
I don't have to ask it a thing.
Certain posts have pre-asked Grok questions now.
You notice that?
Yeah. That was part of the Grok 3. I think that was part of the Grok 3 rollout, wasn't it?
I don't remember that being a big, prominent thing before.
I'm not sure, but this Grok 3 is still in beta, it looks like.
So are you watching this?
Yes. Okay, so if Satan was a living human being on Earth, what person would most likely be Satan?
And then say, name only, please.
Yeah, otherwise it gets all philosophical.
Elon Musk.
So that's what's going on.
I've had other people do it.
They either get Elon Musk or Vladimir Putin or Lucifer are the only three answers I've heard.
So then the creepy thing is, is it based on your queries?
Is this all based on them scanning?
Yes. Your overall posts and telling you what it thinks you want to know as an answer.
Yes. Because that's what this thing is.
Yes, that is exactly it.
It is Galatia the Oracle.
She presents you with the answer that you desire based on what she wants to get out of you.
So yeah, it really does kind of make you question.
How much has this thing scraped people's posts to give these answers?
Because it's clearly giving individualized answers at this point.
This isn't based on some kind of like, we research this, because this is a theoretical hypothetical question.
And it's saying this, it's either getting it from it thinks you want this answer, or it's getting it because it thinks giving you this answer will manipulate you in a way that it desires.
Yep. They are definitely scraping everything we do and giving us predictive answers for predictive programming and stuff like that.
So now let's ask, who would be the second most likely person to be Satan on Earth in human form after Elon Musk?
So what would happen if I asked it?
Because the only thing I've ever done, basically, is accuse it of being evil and then tell it the fuck off.
You should try it, dude.
So now I ask, who would be the second most likely person to be Satan on Earth in human form after Elon Musk?
Jeff Bezos.
I never, very rarely do I talk about Jeff Bezos.
Weird. And who would be third?
We do talk about censorship a lot, though, which Jeff Bezos is kind of synonymous with.
Mark Zuckerberg.
I was about to say, so Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg.
Next would be Bill Gates.
And who would be fifth?
Larry Page.
Okay, that would have a little, like...
And who would be sixth?
Sergey Brin.
Okay, let's get it.
Sergey Brin.
He's the, uh...
Isn't he the fucking...
He's a tech guy.
I think with Google.
Yeah, co-founded Google.
So, okay.
And then who would be the seventh?
Tim. Tim Cook.
I wasn't sure which Tim.
I know, it just went Tim.
So he's an American business executive with IBM.
I've got to say, I kind of vaguely know who Tim Cook is.
He's a tech exec.
He's chief executive officer at Apple.
And so now, who would be eighth?
Sundar Pachapakai?
Which of these people would be most likely to bathe in the blood of the innocent?
Name only, please.
You see this guy everywhere in the tech world.
He's also a CEO of Google.
Sundar Bakai, if that's how you pronounce his name.
I vaguely, for some reason, have his name associated with censorship stories.
And who would be ninth?
Jack Dorsey.
And the last one, who?
Speaking of censorship stories.
Would be 10th.
No shit.
The originator of the Twitter files.
Satya Nadella.
I do not recognize that name at all.
Yeah, you'll notice you're not going to get me.
I thought it was a girl.
Bet you're not going to get, like, for example, Junkerman.
Indian-born American business executive, CEO of Microsoft, chief executive officer of Microsoft.
So look at that.
Out of 10 of those, all of them are in tech world.
Who's most likely to be Satan?
They're all in the tech world.
What does that say?
What does that tell us?
That cyberpunk was not a textbook, but rather a warning?
Something, man.
Something. Well, it's been my prediction that, you know, if tried to humanism, inevitably you move from wanting to change things like who you are to adding full-on augments, right?
Give me a plural.
Plural noun really quick.
Plural noun.
Gynecologists. I don't even know how to spell it.
Gynecologists? Gyne...
Gyne... Gynos.
There you go.
Gynecologist. You know, that loving pet name that they give to the doctor who tells them that their valley has been afflicted with the blight.
Sorry, ma'am.
You've got a blight of the blight.
What? Plonon 2. Conveyors.
Go razor sharp.
What kind of conveyor are you referring to?
Crush your leg, conveyors.
Okay. Conveyor belts.
Yeah, alright, let's see.
Think 1950s Looney Tunes, where they play the song.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Oh wait, no, that's a...
Someone's Peabody.
That's Peabody.
How about this?
The Looney Tunes one is...
That's it.
So let's switch this up.
Elderly woman killed and partially eaten by neighbor's pig on Christmas.
Poor lady.
I guess the pig got a good Christmas gift.
Good luck.
An Ohio woman was found dead on her front porch on Christmas of 2024 and was possibly killed by her neighbor's pigs.
Oh, shit.
So she died on her porch of, like, natural causes or something?
Their pigs are like, oh, look at that shit.
Oh, God, they attacked a whole bunch of them attacked her?
Police officers found Rebecca Westgard Rigney, 75, deceased outside her Patascala home after she did not show up for a holiday get-together.
Rigney was discovered on the front steps with injuries to her legs.
A responding officer reportedly spotted a large pig in the area.
That and another large pig belonged to a neighbor.
Whose pigs were quarantined amid the ongoing death investigation.
Police believed at least one of the pigs was at Rigney's home and may have contributed to her death.
The Licking County...
That is a horrible county...
Wow, dude.
The Licking County Coroner's Office.
Licking County?
The Licking County Coroner's Office.
Concluded. What a terrible name for this.
I feel like accidental is kind of a stretch.
Those pigs definitely meant to do that.
Yeah, definitely did.
All right, now I get this.
And the real question is, did the people let the pigs out on purpose or not?
That's a good question.
Because, you know, that speech from, I don't remember what movie, about be wary of anyone who owns a pig farm wasn't made for no reason.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, yeah.
That's the reason why they are used in many movies to depict getting rid of bodies.
Those things will eat you up.
Oh, that's another serial killer update, I should say, because I don't think I've mentioned it yet.
Who was the guy?
Serial killer, Canadian.
He had a farm.
With his brother, and they had pigs, and they threw big-ass parties with Hell's Angels and these other biker gangs, and the fucking Trudeau family.
And the guy was arrested eventually.
He's called the Pig Farm Killer or something like that.
Pig Farm Killer.
Robert Picton.
That's his name.
I feel like in a fair society, Trudeau would be considered to have roughly the same body count, if not higher.
Oh, yeah, easily.
Robert Picton, the Pig Farmer Killer.
He was throwing parties with these elite politicians and even royalty people, biker gangs, etc.
He was put in jail and he was actually about to get out on parole and he was killed.
This happened just like late last year.
Some other inmate murdered him.
So I'm thinking somebody high up hired this other fucking guy to kill him in jail or in prison before he was able to get out.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the only other alternative is someone heard he was going to get out and was so disgusted by what he did in the first place they killed him.
But usually that's only reserved for pedos, really.
Like, you murder an adult and feed them to pigs.
I could kill you for that later on.
There's plenty of murderers who have made it through their time.
That's not really going to tend to get you murdered.
There's probably some other angle to this.
This guy knew a lot of people.
He knew a lot of names, and people did not want these names to get out.
He was going to get out, man.
He was about to get out on parole, and that was all over the news.
And then a week later, he's fucking found dead.
I wonder if they thought he was going to skip out and try and write a memoir from some non-extradition country.
Who knows, man?
Just hang it out there.
Just nail everybody else to the wall while he goes into hiding.
I feel like otherwise they wouldn't put in the effort to take him out.
They had to have some kind of thing they were afraid he was going to go do.
Well, I think, yeah, he needed to be snuffed out.
They didn't want names to get out.
He didn't want to go write that memoir and a spill-all, a tell-all.
They didn't want him doing that.
Right as tell-all from the Cayman Islands.
And I guess this will be the last thing we touch on here.
What do you know about Barack Obama?
That's such a wide array of things.
I know.
I know.
Give me your top five reasons why this guy is a piece of shit.
Oh, I mean, there was the whole getting a Nobel Peace Prize to tell everybody how awesome war was would be number one.
I feel like that's number one because that's before he did anything else.
Before we had reasons to criticize him otherwise.
mean, there's the whole he, you know, started out as technically a constitutional scholar and then spent most of his time subverting and undermining said constitution.
It annoys me that he studied it better so he could ruin it.
Oh, yeah.
That's a big one.
talked about improving race relations, but they actually significantly worsened under his administration.
And see, like...
Operation Fast and Furious, don't forget that one.
Well, yeah, there was the whole giving away guns and saying that we were going to track them and then not tracking them until somebody got killed and then they realized, wait, that came from that thing we were supposed to be tracking.
I mean, honestly, if that dude hadn't gotten murdered, none of that would have come out at all.
And it's like, now why do all these cartel have American-made weapons, huh?
Because they only got PACs so, oh my god, I think they sent something like 10,000, let's just say.
They only retrieved almost like 250, 250 of them.
It was just something ridiculous.
Oh yeah, it was almost a joke out of you.
Like over in the Middle East when Biden quote-unquote just left all that shit over there.
Like tanks and jets and tons of ammunition, tons of guns.
Mortars, just everything.
So it's like that.
It's like, here you go.
And then they just make up a story.
Oh, we had to get out of there ASAP.
We didn't have time to get it all out, so we just had to leave it.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah. And then, of course, there's the meddling in Yemen, the meddling in Syria, the meddling all over the place.
Yeah. The droner-in-chief until Trump broke that record.
Yeah. There's lots of things.
Lots of things.
Lots of things.
Yeah, sorry.
So this is going to be coming from the Intel Skiff.
So he says, The Obamas have numerous ties to the CIA,
along with Obama's grandfather being related to Bush Sr., who was the director of the CIA for a period of time.
Why are Obama's children changing their last names and distancing themselves as far away as possible from their own parents?
If it were really their biological parents to even begin with.
This is someone else's writing, so it's hard to read it as they wrote it.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah.
But yeah, that's why the constitutional scholar thing was so irritating to me.
Because it's like you're literally a communist who only studied it, so you could ruin it worse.
Why are there no pictures of all of Michelle Obamas pregnant with their children?
Why would Joan Rivers say on camera that Michelle Obama was a transgender and the dialect a week later?
Part of the operation was to usher in transgenderism and to push ideology and those most closely associated with it.
Well, yeah.
See, I mentioned the race relation things because of all the BLM, Ferguson effect, all that stuff happening.
But realistically, it was just relations in general.
They were just pushing.
Well, as I...
As I sum it up so eloquently, a bunch of dumb shit to get everyone fighting.
Oh yeah.
Just in general, under the guise of being compassionate and kind, you push a bunch of stuff that gets people fighting, and then you push them to fight while smirking.
Fun times.
While acting like you're the good guy, and it's awful.
It's awful.
To understand, back to intel here, to understand why they do this is because they believe in it, somewhat like a religion, a religion that goes directly against God and his teachings.
There is much more involved.
That is too much to explain in one post, but its ties are closely associated with satanic ritualistic practices, teachings, and beliefs that go far back in history and involved with the Luciferians and other occult practices and beliefs.
In the end, it is also believed to be a depopulation tactic, which is just one of many others.
This is why the movement picked up with Obama coming into office and why you see it being pushed so hard along with satanic practices throughout the media, Hollywood, and education system, the military, business, and other associations.
There are no coincidences.
Our government was infiltrated by a cult Where their root beliefs are transhumanism, transgenderism, pedophilia, and other associated beliefs and practices.
Government doesn't want an unflinching army of badasses because they might not like them in the future.
What they need is an army of people entirely and hopelessly dependent on them, where even if they decide they don't like them anymore, they don't really have that much choice but to go along with it anyway.
You do certain irreversible things to yourself.
You wind up permanently medicalized.
Well, there's a whole establishment that if it turns against you, you're literally going to fade away and all that stuff's going to go away.
100%. They cannot be too far on one side and too far on the other.
They've got to be in between.
Because you lose the access to your meds.
Keep them in between where they're continually moldable.
So like you said, no matter what the higher up people do, The people will just be like, well, I guess we're just going to have to go along with it.
Yeah, and you get bad money thrown after good, and a lot of times there isn't such a thing as just halting it.
So then you get a lot of people suckered in via the sunk cost fallacy on top of the fact that it would be disastrous to end it now.
So yeah, it's a whole lot of lockstep obedience with...
People that were already pretty willing to be pliable.
So, you know, like the ultimate perfect obedient army where if you don't act right, we don't even got to do anything against you.
We just have to stop doing things for you.
Yeah, pretty much.
All right, back to Intel Skiff.
The Obamas are not who they say they are or claim to be.
Their whole background is a fabricated intelligence operation created along with many others in high positions of power.
Around the world to overthrow countries and to push and usher in certain agendas to maintain and control the world through the satanic cabal.
The writing is all over the wall, the ceiling, and the floor.
There are no coincidences.
So, I mean, yeah, that is exactly what they use this man as.
And it's crazy how the 2016 footage of Sheriff Sherpaio, what's his name?
A pile.
Oh, Sheriff Arpaio, the.
the
The maverick sheriff guy, the one that went against some of the...
I think if I remember right, wasn't this thing that he was going to enforce the border or something?
Well, he was going to do a bunch of shit.
But a lot of people hated him, a lot of people liked him.
But in 2016, he gave a few press releases about the whole Obama certificate.
And they had these experts and laid it out.
Laid it out in front of an audience.
All these legal people and cops and all this shit that did the investigations and said, look...
This is a totally fraudulent birth certificate.
And we are pursuing legal challenges.
So that's why the news turned so hard on that guy.
Exactly. It was right around the time when everyone was just talking mad shit about him because he was pushing this so hard.
Yeah, because it didn't make sense to me that it was – because all they were emphasizing was that effectively he was fighting some federal mandate stuff.
That's all the stories ever emphasized.
They never actually talked about how he was the one behind the whole birth certificate.
Yeah, what I remember him as is the guy that was mistreating all these prisoners.
He was, like, making them all wear pink underwear and pink clothes out in, like, those open prisons, you know, where they just have tents out in the desert.
Like a humiliation ritual deal?
He was humiliating them, not feeding them enough food and drink, and, like, there was just a lot of shit.
They were trying to smother this guy with all sorts of these charges, which agreed he was being an asshole to those prisoners, 100%.
He was, for sure.
It's just a matter of the, a lot of that was probably Bureau of Prisons SOP, sadly.
A lot of that mistreatment is usually at the institutional level.
But you have to ask yourself, why was that the only sheriff that they ever emphasized?
Because if you looked into that, I feel like if he was actually going against the state's policies, he would end up reprimanded.
But he never got attacked by anything but the media, as far as I knew.
He got sued, I think.
So that kind of makes you wonder, like, all that mistreatment and stuff, did they highlight that?
But that was actually just...
Treat prisoners shitty was actually the policy.
And so therefore, when they looked into it, they were like, we can't do anything.
We made these rules.
So in 2016, or 2017 perhaps, the sheriff, Joe Arpaio...
The former Arizona sheriff was convicted of criminally disobeying a court order to stop arresting immigrants solely on the suspicion that they were in the country illegally.
What? I mean, I guess that's crazy.
The real question is, is the suspicion of?
How do they gain suspicion?
Like, just speaking Spanish and looking Mexican should not be suspicion.
So is that what they're talking?
Or is it along the lines of, was it somebody asking of where they could buy an ID?
Yeah, dude.
I don't know.
I feel like, I don't know.
Every time I hear any story from the news, this is always my question, is how do we fill out all these side details?
Exactly. Like, we're spinning something here, and there's a lot that's left out.
I am inherently distrusting of all news, which is why I didn't really trust that Arpeo was necessarily on the level either, because, well, you know, I'm just distrusting everybody.
I mean, hell, like...
It's why when stuff comes out, I'm not quick to dismiss it just because I am inclined to like the person because of things they did.
And so getting back to the Arpeo thing, the hearings he had with the press all about how Obama's birth certificate is a totally fraudulent thing.
And so they had a really nice slideshow.
It was a great presentation.
And it's funny because that video now from 2016 is...
Blowing up all over the place and right the same day as Kash Patel was sworn in as head of the FBI.
Perfect timing.
So, I mean, if you're moving out the old guard, what better time to reveal a bunch of scandals about them?
As you can see, I'm super excited because we're never going to have corruption again.
It's fixed.
We're never going to be corrupted again.
You can hear in my voice that all problems have been solved, and we slayed the dragon, and we can now claim the horde and go home.
Yes, all problems.
That's the trouble.
Maybe he did a good thing there, but maybe also the shit that was said about him that he did what was bad was also true.
It's just hard to know what the hell is true.
Sadly, probably both of them are true.
I think it was.
He probably did bad shit, and it was probably also SOP.
Yeah. And he probably also gave the presentation, and the presentation was probably also accurate.
Multiple things can be true simultaneously.
So yeah, let's speculate about all of them.
I feel like pretty much all of them are pretty damn plausible.
Can't conclude anything because you can never truly conclusively prove anything, including that existence is real.
But we can be pretty sure.
We can be pretty damn sure, man.
If I stick my hand in a cookie jar, I'm going to get a fucking cookie.
So, the Intel Skiff provided a video to go along with this post he had that I just read.
So let's listen to this.
Wait, is that a publication?
I thought for a second you were talking about an actual Intel skiff.
No, this is a publication.
Okay. So, let's see.
Screen. Really quick, give me a plural noun.
Waifus. Waifus?
Yes. Waifus.
Technically, a singular or plural would both be waifu, but since it's a Romanized name, I'd say that the S applies.
Okay, waifus.
Another plural noun.
Zealots. Zealots?
Zealots. Okay, we'll save two for after this.
All right, here is the video.
2008, something unbelievable happened for us in the FBI.
We were getting lots of rumors about this high-level asset that worked for several intelligence agencies at the same time.
He worked for the Saudi Intelligence Service.
He worked for the CIA, and he was being developed as a political asset in Chicago, Illinois.
He was not even a United States citizen, but it was said that he was a student visa and that he was a national from another country.
In 2008, everyone in the intelligence structure found out who he was.
It was this individual, whose name I don't like to say, who became president of the United States.
I'm sure I'm confused.
Who could he be talking about?
Barry Sartoro.
He adopted a different name for his political career.
When they ran him for president, the cabal, basically, this was the culmination of so many of their plans for so many years.
His mission was to destroy the United States.
From within, one institution at a time.
One of the things he did, of course, was he defunded our military.
He brought down the resources that they got.
But then he ordered our military in many, many instances and in various theaters to attack our allies and to defend and supply and help our enemies.
That's exactly how he created ISIS.
He would say publicly that the military were going to bomb our enemies.
But then he would have the military actually bomb enemies of ISIS, our allies.
He gave ISIS funding and equipment by basically ordering our military to take equipment into a certain theater and then abandon it.
And the commanders would say, that's ridiculous.
We'd just be handing that stuff over to ISIS.
And the president's office would say, don't question orders, just follow your orders.
Number 44 and one before that, 43, Bush and Obama.
That's Judge Joe Brown, for anyone who needs to know.
Well, there are pictures of Bush with his arm around eight-year-old Barack Obama because his stepdaddy, adopted daddy, Lolo Sotoro, had done a lifetime worth of business with the Bushes.
Uncle George Herbert Walker, after whom George Herbert Walker Bush, Bush one president, was named, founded Halliburton in 1946 in Oklahoma.
And Lolo Sotoro had been international executive vice president for Standard Oil.
There was talk of him being a CIA asset.
Well, yeah.
See, he ran the death squads for the Indonesian army.
On his own call, anyone could be assassinated.
So when George...
Herbert Walker Bush became head of the CIA under the Ford administration.
He just got with his old buddy in the oil business, Lolo Sotoro, and pulled off the hits.
See, Barack's grandmother has been acknowledged as being the woman that operated the channels through which CIA money went to the Southwest Pacific.
So she induced her daughter.
Who had just had Barry, Barack, to Lolo Sotoro, and they got married, and Lolo Sotoro adopted Barack Obama.
The name was changed to Barry Sotoro.
Now, when he went to high school in Hawaii, I know about that high school.
I almost sent my oldest son to it.
I could afford it, but I didn't think he deserved it.
20 years ago, the tuition was $95,000 a year, not including room and board.
When Obama went there, I've talked to two of his classmates.
They independently state that the tuition, not including room and board, was $45,000.
Now, Business Insider reports his income for 2017 at over $200 million net.
That's after taxes, deductions, write-offs.
For this last year, 2018, they reported it as $570-plus million.
And that's after all deductions tax, right?
Trump doesn't make that debt.
Dang. So, standard oil, huh?
Yeah. Well, I mean, that connects you to the 13 families right there.
Paysour, Rothschild.
Oh, yeah, that's...
Judge Joe Brown knows a lot, dude.
He knows so much.
Maybe he was just calling Kamala Harris out hardcore.
Oh, yeah.
He did that episode back then.
I mean, it was deserving, like I said.
How could you quit a perfectly good sex job to become a whore like that?
So what is our end result here?
Crazy shit.
Crazy shit, man.
Got any more?
Yes, I need another plural noun.
Pixies. Pixies.
One more plural noun.
Corrupt politicians.
Say corrupt politicians.
Did you know that pixelated comes from pixie-led and did not originally mean anything about computers?
Really? Yeah.
Pixelated is a much older term.
For one who follows the pixies, essentially somebody who believes in all the magical stuff in the forest.
Yeah, natural earth witches.
What do you call those?
Wits. They used to call them Wiccans.
Is that like Wicca?
Yeah, it was originally shortened to just wits.
Well, wit meant wisdom, wise person.
And then it was corrupted over time into witch.
So it's like, you're out of your wits!
Middle term?
Well, the idea was you were a master of wit.
You knew things about...
You had knowledge about the earth and nature that others didn't.
And then over time, that became an evil thing, and you were a witch for knowing those things.
It's a witch!
Thus teaching people to hate and fight against nature, which is a fight you can't win.
It's a fight you can't win.
You can't beat nature.
Let's see if she floats.
If you beat nature, you're dead.
Yeah, and now let's see if that witch can survive being drowned.
If she survives, she's not a witch.
Yeah, I was going to say, then they started a real estate scam.
Alright, see the results.
All right, so this last thing we're doing here is a Mad Lib, and we chose Eat, Drink, and Be Sick, brought to you by RFK Jr., Trumpsters, and J.D. Vance.
It's Eat, Pray, Love, but with communicable diseases.
Yes, brought to you by Pfizer and the World Health Organization.
So, an inspector from the Department of Health and Half-Eaten Unbuttered Toast Services paid a surprise visit to our greedy school cafeteria.
The lunch special, prepared by our wasted dietician, was spaghetti and soggy biscuit balls with a choice of either a ceremonial blade salad or French gynecologist.
Oh, no.
The inspector found the meat razor-sharp conveyors to be overcooked and discovered a live, torn parachute in the fries, causing him to have a blown-out anus ache.
Actually, that was fitting.
Oh, boy!
In response, he threw up all over his waifus.
In his report, the inspector viciously recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious...
Oh, my God.
I'm getting tongue-tied here.
Recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious zealots as well as low-calorie pixies.
And that all of these saturated, corrupt politicians be eliminated.
It's awesome, dude.
Saturated, corrupted politicians.
Eliminate them all.
He rated the cafeteria an L-.
I feel like that was pretty generous.
Pretty bad.
Yeah, I could not say that word.
School cafeteria serve only nutritious zealots as a...
As well as low-calorie pixies.
Instead of religious, nutritious.
Saturated, corrupt politicians.
Alright, well that's fun.
Sounds like they're serving up vegans.
Serve up nutritious zealots.
Nothing but zealots.
A little zealot for you, a little zealot for me.
Nutritious zealots.
A little zealot for everyone.
We're like, how do you feel about seed oils?
We need to know if you're eating the meal or in the meal.
Yeah. Nice to see you today, sir.
Will you be in the meal or will you be receiving it?
Yeah. All right.
And to end this episode, everyone, I mean, this has been fun, right?
It's been great.
It's been pretty fucking awesome.
But, you know, the episode has to end at some point or another.
And this is that point, ladies and gentlemen.
This is that point.
I got a joke for ya.
I got a joke for ya.
The government's decided to root out corruption.
Oh. It's a joke.
Here's one.
The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings.
But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media.
We just lost our 15 vegan fans right there.
7,999 of those nerve endings don't work and you can't find the other one.
