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So you decorate the inside of your refrigerator with picture frames and flowers.
Make it look all beautiful.
Inside your refrigerator.
What do you think about that?
That sounds like something I would only do if my fridge was totally empty anyway.
Yeah. Of course, it's like a New York thing, right?
These rich people.
They decorate their inside the refrigerators.
Because why not?
Yeah, see, I'd decorate it on the cheap.
I would get some construction paper and just draw some pictures on it.
Yeah, put some wallpaper inside it.
Just try to replicate famous art and crayon.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, so what they're doing...
Well, this certain person, Lindsay Judish...
She fridge-scapes by thoughtfully arranging produce, such as a bouquet of asparagus in a vase, and charming storage containers like pink glass pitchers and antique ceramic butter dishes.
Anything that will beautify your food, she said.
Wow, they must have a ton of space.
Do they never stock up for anything?
I'm trying to imagine in my fridge the amount of square footage I'd need bringing a huge amount of groceries.
What do you think your wife would think about that?
If I may, you know, I guess try starting with a serial pyramid, you know, not get too crazy from the jump.
Just a little bit of artwork, you know, just display it in the living room or something, maybe across the kitchen.
And just, you know, just kind of present it as an idea.
We could do full-on kitchenscaping.
Let's expand this.
Yeah, this fridgecaping is ridiculous.
It's just like something you'd see in an architecture magazine or, you know, home magazine.
Like, stay-at-home, rich stay-at-home women with no job.
They just...
What are they going to do?
They're going to fridge-scape.
What else are they going to do?
Right? They've done everything else, so why not fridge-scape?
I know.
I'm trying to imagine the amount of free time I'd have to have to think, this is definitely where I'm at in my list.
Yeah. Fridge-scape.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying, dude.
That's unreal.
I'm not going to start that.
You can start it all day long, my friend.
All day long.
I just need to clean the fridge first.
That can get difficult.
Anyway. Hey, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
Paranautica Podcast is here to give you the news of the day and all sorts of crazy shit that goes on in the world.
I'm Coop.
With me is Cricket.
Cricket, what is up, dude?
I have learned about fridge scaping.
You sure did.
It's incredibly useless knowledge that now occupies space that would have otherwise been filled with something equally useless but more entertaining.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, honestly, that's what's just so amazing is I'm just trying to think of how do you get this free time?
Yeah, dude.
Imagine the man comes home and he's just like, what the fuck is this?
Why are there carrots?
Why are there five carrots?
In this picture.
He's like, you need a hobby.
This is the hobby!
Oh, I would not like it.
Would not like it.
Okay, maybe entertainment value-wise, it's got a little.
I guess we could have put that in the entertainment section.
I don't know.
I wouldn't be entertained doing it, but it's kind of funny talking about how dumb it is.
Yeah. Every house I go to now, any friends' homes I go to, the first thing I'm going to do is go to the refrigerator to see if they're a fridge-scaper.
Do you fridge and or kitchenscape?
I'm going to start introducing kitchenscape, because what the hell?
I mean, if we're being amateur neologists all the time, let's just make new words as needed.
I mean, that would be a little, you know, it's more fun.
It's more, you know, interactive in your kitchen, because you get a chill in it.
I want to build a fort out of the canned goods.
Boxes of cereal, the canned goods.
Make a fort.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about today, ladies and gentlemen.
Making forts.
You call it a mess.
I call it art.
You're all getting upset.
Like, oh, you put all of the groceries on the floor.
And I'm like, yes.
Artistically. Artistically.
I mean, aren't you just blown away?
And the response would be, yeah, I'm blown away that you've made yourself so much work.
The time it took to do that.
Yeah. Really quick though, Cricket, I need you to give me an adjective, okay?
Well, first of all, think news break, alright?
Think the word news break, and then give me an adjective.
Um, for news break?
Just don't even disregard news break, give me an adjective.
Chaotic? That's the first adjective I think of when I'm trying to find news.
Speaking of chaotic, let's give a list of the top ten news headlines.
Alright, here goes.
Israeli protest demands Gaza deal after IDF says six hostages are killed.
700,000 participate in protests.
Big deal over there.
Oh yeah.
Russian bomb attacks on Russians Kharkiv leave at least eight dead, more than 100 injured.
I feel like CNN is not going to tell me more about that.
Oh, there we go.
EVs are starting to overtake gas-powered cars in Africa, of all places, in a surprising place.
That actually is kind of some interesting news of all the places for them to take off.
In Africa.
Yep, what can I say?
The whole world's got a slow news day.
Let's see.
Nicaragua forces 1,500 church and civil society groups to close.
Poverty is so bad in Myanmar, people are offering to sell their kidneys online.
That is so...
Okay, that's just awful.
Japan claims China's military plane violated its territorial airspace for the first time.
Okay, that's kind of a huge deal.
World war, bro.
Argentina arrests man accused of links to 1978 killing by left-wing terror group.
And it won't be in here because they don't want to talk about it.
Because I looked under Americas and it ain't there.
But Brazil has officially banned X. Brazil officially banned X. Also instituting a massive fine equivalent to almost, I think it was actually a little over, the yearly salary of a Brazilian.
It comes to like $9,000 US.
If you use a VPN to bypass their ban.
Holy shit, dude.
So, hardcore repression.
Yeah, it's Lula da Silva.
This is Judge Alexander doing this.
He's kind of just unilaterally deciding all of this.
That's so crazy.
And that guy looks like a fucking, just one of the most evil men in a movie, you know?
Like the bad guy.
The antagonist.
Oh yeah, I mean...
Like some Star Wars motherfucker.
Looks like...
So, once again, evil people eventually end up getting the Ganondorf effect on them and start looking their part.
Justice Alexandre de Moraes?
That guy, right?
Yep, that's the guy.
Alexandre de Mores is an evil dictator cosplaying as a judge, Elon Musk said on X on Twitter.
Yeah, that's pretty much the only place I'm getting any news about this is on Twitter.
And it's hard to trust everything because, you know, obviously Elon Musk has a bias in this, but pretty clearly so do these people.
Yeah. Is that 10 stories?
Is that 10 headlines?
I think that is.
I don't know.
I lost count.
I think that's 10. I don't know if you hit 10. I was trying to hit 10. Give us one more.
All right.
Let's see if another country's actually got relative news here.
People are looking for blood type O. So type O blood is wanted heavily by rich people.
I need to know what kind of blood I have.
Here's a good straight news story.
Floods in Yemen kill nearly a hundred, damage thousands of homes.
That's how much of a mess it is up there.
At least 30 dead after dam collapses in Sudan.
So, like always, when you actually go over the news, everything's exploding all at once because, yeah, lots of things happen every day.
Even on a slow news day.
Prosecutors on Tuesday called for 50 people, including three Americans, to face the death penalty for what the Congolese army says was a coup attempt earlier this year.
I somehow doubt they're getting extradited, but...
Gnarly. Punishable by death.
So six people were killed during the botched coup attempt led by the little-known opposition figure Christian Malanga in May that targeted the presidential palace and a close ally of President Felix Shisakadi.
Malanga was fatally shot for resisting arrest soon after live streaming the attack on his social media.
Let's see.
Malanga's 21-year-old son, Marcel Malanga, who is a U.S. citizen and two other Americans, are on trial for their alleged role in the attack.
That's pretty gruesome.
So, wait, some of them are actually facing responsibility?
That's the most shocking part of this story.
That is crazy.
Earlier this year, Conga reinstated the death penalty, lifting a more than two-decade-old moratorium.
It must have been really bad.
Usually, so often, whenever the US does this kind of crap, they just kind of deny and disappear.
So the fact that they hung some people out to dry to stand trial for this really shows it must have been something messed up.
Including three Americans, but I think they're only dual citizenship because they...
So the people they can prosecute without extradition are the ones that went down.
Well, yeah, that's...
Actually, that is not really...
That's actually SOP, really.
I mean, sometimes those people even get away with it, but amazingly enough, the death of three people at that German festival, it was a Syrian man who confessed to doing it after a major manhunt.
Yeah, because people on Twitter are like, they won't tell us who it was, they just say someone stabbed three people, but they didn't want to give the ethnicity or the race of the person, but now it's come out he was a Syrian.
And he was a refugee!
So, huh.
Interesting. It almost feels like the stories are engineered to destroy people's faith and trust in the media.
I swear you can't just keep doing this and actually expecting it to function on most people.
It almost seems like it's self-destructive.
Oh, it totally is.
It totally is.
Which leads us right into our main story or one of our main stories today in politics.
So Trump rally counter-sniper backs bombshell evidence tampering.
So a SWAT counter-sniper who was working the Pennsylvania rally where former President Donald Trump was nearly assassinated last month.
Agreed with Republican lawmakers Monday that an odd pattern of evidence handling had taken place following the deadly shooting.
Hmm. Yeah, it was pretty weird, wasn't it?
Washington regional SWAT counter-sniper Ben Schaefer said it was absolutely concerning that the roof of the AGR International Building, which was owned by BlackRock, had been quickly scrubbed and gunman Thomas Matthew Crooks' body disposed of before an official autopsy report could be released.
All very troubling information, right?
And five House Republicans, Representatives Andy Biggs, Eli Crane of Arizona, Matt Gase, Corey Mills of Florida, and Chip Roy of Texas, hosted the panel discussion with Schaefer and other witnesses at the Conservative Heritage Foundation.
Mills asked Schaefer, Do you find it odd that literally only days after the attempted assassination on President Donald J. Trump, while the roof was too sloped to place individuals for counter-sniper operations, that it wasn't...
too sloped of a roof for an FBI agent to go ahead and tamper, in my opinion, with evidence by washing the roof
That was a question to him, to Schaefer.
Yeah, there are pictures of the FBI agent literally spraying the blood off the roof.
And Schaefer responded, Yeah, I do find that odd.
And asked, Coroner, who's responsible for releasing the body, had no knowledge of it.
Yes, absolutely, Schaefer said.
It sounds like destruction of evidence, replied Eric Prince, a former U.S. Navy SEAL who founded the private military contractor Blackwater in the late 1990s.
Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheadle.
Oh, Kimberly Cheadle, who resigned over her disastrous testimony of the Congress in the wake of a near assassination of the 45th president, infamously said in her first interview since the attack that counter-cyber teams had not been placed on the AGR International Building, where crooks later perched
because of the...
Sloped Roof.
Well, see, they're so incompetent at this point that they mistook him for the site of a terror attack, and therefore they had to demolish it immediately.
Terror attack is you immediately bulldoze the building that it happened in.
Oh, they bulldozed it too?
This is starting to...
Well, no.
They just mistook the dude for a building because they're getting so bad at this now.
And they just decided, well, he's the site of a major terror attack.
So we need to dismalish him now.
Sorry, we had to cremate him.
We thought we saw his cool name on his placard.
And that's just one of the things they always do, you know, with a patsy or someone like that that they use and just want to get rid of.
Like, well, just cremate him really quick.
Yeah, we don't.
Nobody will know.
And I do wonder what the family has to say about that.
That is an interesting question, considering we have yet to see them pictured.
Well, there was one video.
There's one video after the alleged shooting happened.
After the shooting happened, right?
There's a video of the dad and the brother coming out of a store with groceries at a Walmart.
And the son is like, leave us alone!
Like yelling at the camera guy and they're just trying to get some questions and the dad would not talk.
That's the only video I've seen.
I did read that the FBI...
It says that they got a release form or whatever to the family, and the family is who requested that he be cremated.
So that comes from the FBI, and obviously I do not trust what they say, not a single fucking word.
No. So I think they're lying on that.
Yeah, so I'd imagine they don't want to talk, but at the same time, how is it they're not even being charged when...
You know, it seems like they were helping.
So Mills also accused the FBI of a lack of transparency about Crooks' purported online research into explosives and encrypted overseas messaging accounts.
So these guys are literally, they're accusing the FBI of being part of this shit.
Schaefer said that Crooks was seen walking the grounds of the Butler farm with a rangefinder scope and that he should have been elevated from a suspicious person to a person of interest in law enforcement's eyes.
Have you seen that video?
Crook's just walking.
He's drinking a bottle of water.
I saw a spliced version of it, I think, where they showed him walking around and then compared it with other footage because they've got footage around that time.
There's all kinds of spliced videos.
I don't know if I've seen that specific one, though.
This one, it's like he's walking toward the camera guy, and the camera guy's standing in the middle of a road with stuff on both sides of the road to buy and stuff, like those little stands, and people are walking, checking stuff out, and he's walking toward the camera guy, maybe like 15 feet away, just drinking a bottle of water.
Anyway, Crooks was first photographed by local counter snipers at 5.10pm and observed with the rangefinder shortly after 5.38pm.
33 minutes...
Before he targeted Trump at 6-11.
33 minutes, okay?
The gunman fired eight shots, striking Trump in the right ear and killing rally-goer Corey Comparatori, 50, and critically winning David Dutch, 57, and James Copenhaver, 74. I wonder what gematria calculator would come up with those names.
It is kind of interesting.
You know what I mean?
I've seen a lot of examples of gematric stuff lately.
I'm going to do this.
All right.
Calculator. Did you know that 6 million people died of COVID now?
Oh, really?
Yeah. And then I saw in the story about Indian people taking over, somebody just dropped a random, oh, there's going to be 6 million of us.
And I'm like, wait, what?
What? Where'd that come from?
It was a story about this Indian guy bragging about taking over the native population of Britain.
Really? Yeah, so two different stories fairly recently have just dropped the six million number.
So you're telling me...
The six million died of COVID thing I got from the forever extremely accurate Brian Krasenstein, who never liked this.
Oh, God.
And is definitely not a propagandist.
So I thought it was kind of interesting that he's spewing gematrix symbolism, essentially.
Give me an adjective.
Oh, messy.
So where were we here?
Counter-sniper teams fired two shots in response, but it is unknown whether just one of those shots were both killed crooks, Schaefer noted.
The 20-year-old shooter's death was ruled a homicide by a gunshot wound to the head, according to an August 2nd report by Butler County Coroner William Young.
Former police officer Clay Higgins, representative from Louisiana, member of the House Select Task Force probing the Butler shooting revealed in a preliminary investigative report to the panel's chairman, Mike Kelly.
that the FBI released the body for cremation 10 days after the attack.
Yeah, they weren't in a hurry.
Michael Waltz, a U.S. representative from Florida, said that the FBI briefings had revealed Crook's
And also, Crooks had nine different phones, right?
That's what the cops were saying?
At his house, they found nine different devices.
You know, he's a multinational jet setter that never left the country and has no political opinion.
God, this movie isn't even well written.
I know, it's crazy.
The house, he had no silverware.
There was nothing in it.
Like, what's going on here?
All those cell phones.
They tracked the cell phones to the FBI, you know, a block away from the FBI building or like right next door to the FBI building in New York or in Washington, D.C. or something.
But other questions that Michael Waltz asked were, why does a 19-year-old kid on healthcare need encrypted platforms, not even based in the United States, but based abroad?
It's a great question.
Yes. And how did he learn to build the IEDs that he is said to have had?
Yep. Great question.
And how did he learn to install the remote detonators for those IEDs?
Yes. Great question.
And how did he conduct various reconnaissance missions on the grounds before the shooting and not get busted?
Great question.
So the IEDs he has, the implemented explosive devices?
Yeah, he had IEDs and remote detonations.
Yeah, and these were government-issued.
They were government-grade.
I remember reading some commentary from an explosive expert who was kind of baffled about the fact that he had remote detonation devices.
The guy pointed out...
It isn't as easy as they say it is in the movies.
These are actually really complex devices that are hard to create.
Exactly. But this kid just, you know, had them all and not a big deal.
I mean...
Not a big deal.
It really is kind of mind-blowing that there's so few crumbs and you're just expected that somebody who had this much of a presence touched out to this many people had nothing online at all.
Mm-hmm.
It just kind of...
It was like scrubbed clean.
It just kills belief, I swear.
Because you would think...
Well, he's using all these international VPNs and all this stuff, but you'd think that a 19-year-old...
How old was he?
19, 22, whatever?
Yeah, 19. On healthcare, he was like a nurse.
That was his job, part-time nursing job or something.
Not nursing, but caring for old people.
You'd think that he would be on the internet a lot.
And he had like...
Asperger's or something.
Which either you'd be so awkward you couldn't express yourself or you'd express yourself a lot.
But the weird part was how the only evidence of him posting was some Gab posts.
Which, to me, he went on to Gab to make left-wing commentary pretty much the most niche of things.
That said to me that he probably had a pretty significant social media presence before they scrubbed it.
I mean, give me a break, dude.
A hardcore leftist is going to have a primary on Gab and then make only nine comments.
Yeah, it just feels like that was an alt account of some sort that was probably made for the times when the dude went too far and didn't get protected when he was attacking people and got banned and needed to post somewhere else for a while.
Screams inside job.
They want to make it clear that they buried most of it.
I feel like it's almost a smack in the face.
Yeah, and the government kind of wants that a little bit.
They want to put little crumbs out there like that, you know, get people looking.
Michael Waltz added, quote, we've heard both the Secret Service and the FBI kind of phrase it in different ways, that everything they've seen points to that he acted alone, and that they have yet to find any co-conspirator.
I find that hard to believe.
And I want to see, where's the proof?
And, like, my question to that is, like, you know, we're thinking, uh, what's that, Max, that other guy, Yurik, and there's another guy?
I think those are also patsies.
Those are also patsies.
The other people involved...
Maxwell Yardley or whatever.
I want to correct that.
It wasn't Michael Yardley.
It was Maxwell.
Not that it matters because whoever it is is dead.
So yeah.
It doesn't really matter.
Max Yardley.
Yeah, and those are just patsies anyway.
Those are also just to keep you distracted.
The other people that Michael Waltz is talking about are like government officials.
He got help.
Not from, like, a couple other random people on the street that are his friends or whatever, from some, like, far-right group or far-left group, whatever.
It's inside job.
Like, there are government officials helping in this situation.
That's who the other people are.
He didn't act alone.
He had help from the inside, from the deep state.
It almost feels kind of Gladio-like because he's getting these orders from externally through these foreign entities, but you know this crap coming from the State Department and just going through back channels.
So yeah, it's American Gladio.
It's Operation Gladio.
But I find this next quote from Michael from this next quote from the FBI quite humorous.
The FBI continues its painstaking work on the investigation to develop as complete a picture as possible of what led to the shooting.
And we remain committed to maximum transparency.
Yeah, this is all very humorous.
Ooh, I'll bet I can quote those open hearings.
I can't say that.
I can't say that.
Privileged. Privileged.
I don't recall.
I don't recall.
I plead the fifth.
Hey, I watched the whole hearing.
They refused to answer anything.
See how transparent they're being?
Yeah. They don't answer a goddamn thing.
When everything's just so blatantly obvious, like when Kimberly Cheadle went in front of Congress and they questioned her about shit.
Holy fuck did she lie her ass off.
And nothing ever really happens to any of these people.
Like, Kimberly stepped down, right?
She resigned from the FBI.
But where is she going?
She's going to be put in another position that is involved in this deep state shit, obviously.
You know, she's not just out.
She's going to be put somewhere else where she's still involved.
Unless she's not useful anymore, they're going to try to put her elsewhere.
I don't see a lot of scrutiny being put on her at this point in spite of her obvious inside jobness.
I sense that she will have another job that is equally questionable or much more so.
But probably not as public because they're not going to want her making a statement again and having people remember this.
Exactly. She said so much dumb shit.
At the Congress hearing, they're like, you cannot do this again.
She's not going in front of the camera ever again.
She's going to get a job where no reporter will ever find her to talk about anything.
Yeah. And more than likely, they're hoping that they can get her completely gag orders so she can't even be interviewed about any of this.
Sorry, I can't talk.
Yeah, that's real convenient, huh?
I kind of didn't want to.
And now I can't.
Well, fuck all that shit.
Fuck it all, man.
Let's get into that fucking apartment shit.
The Venezuelans.
I heard the mayor finally issued a statement after initially telling people that they were just crazy for believing it.
But predictably enough, when you go into discussions online, all people talk about is, oh, he said it wasn't happening.
So I was like, that was the point of the statement.
It wasn't to thumb the nose in people's faces.
It was to make dumbasses online wanting to argue about it say, see, he said it's not happening, so it isn't.
Yeah, well, he did come out and say that there was an issue.
Yes, he admitted it, but only after saying there wasn't, thus allowing anyone wanting to deny it to just take the initial denial and ignore the retraction.
It's a standard news trick that they do all the friggin' time.
Did he only come out...
After the video came out of the Venezuelan gangs rolling up and doing that?
Yeah, I got the sense that if anything, that gaining massive traction is what forced it.
I feel like his denial of it came out right as that video was released in almost response to it.
But then it got regular traction and it got to be a lot harder to deny.
And then there was a whole stupid side story where supposedly some Hells Angels were traveling down there to go, quote, deal with the situation, which was, from what I'm reading, almost entirely fabricated and made up of old Twitter posts of just Hells Angels cruising on the road.
But that's the rumor, is that the vigilantes were coming to deal with it.
And the more concerning thing is the fact that a lot of people seem to like that.
They have no real faith in any of this getting dealt with at this point.
Yeah, and there are multiple apartment buildings taken over.
It's not just that one.
I think there are like six or seven different apartment buildings taken over in Aurora, Colorado.
In and around Aurora, I should say.
And these are literally Venezuelan prison gangs that Venezuela let out.
I don't know if people have been hearing that story, but these South American countries are...
Emptying their prisons, sending them up here.
It's not a joke.
That is actually happening.
Tons of news articles about it.
And so these Venezuelans that are taking over these apartments in Colorado are these prison gang members with fucking assault weapons, dude.
Assault weapons.
Going door to door, kicking people out.
Or having them pay rent to the Venezuelan gangs.
Something tells me they didn't carry those guns a thousand miles here.
No. Just like Operation Gladio, they have weapons stashed in places, and also things like Fast and Furious, that Obama and Eric, what's his name?
Eric Holder.
Eric Holder, yeah, yeah.
They had the Fast and Furious thing that they did, where they were just giving weapons to Mexican gangs to quote-unquote track them, and then they just lost all of them.
Eric Holder, all the dirt.
Yeah. And you see Eric Holder coming up lately.
He's back in the news cycle, so he's up to some shit.
He always got his hands in something dirty.
It's just inevitable with the guy.
Everything that guy's involved with has been crooked pretty much, so it's not really shocking that yet again his name might come up at random.
Horrible person.
Dude, so Bill Gates, he's suing Florida for banning his carcinogenic fake meat.
You know how Bill Gates is all about making fake meat?
And getting rid of real beef?
Well, he's putting that in Florida.
Florida said nope.
But then Bill Gates is now suing Florida.
Because Florida's state's law prohibits the sale of fake meat.
It's unconstitutional.
So in other words, he's just using a lawfare attack, really.
Because it doesn't really sound like this would have much standing.
If the actual constitution's been amended to prohibit fake meat, he has no case.
He can't just argue that a state's constitution needs to be superseded because a business owner deserves to sell their product there.
That would be a pretty...
That would be a really awful precedent to set, I'll be frank.
We'll just say if that lawsuit went through and he was actually successful, it would be a really terrible thing for jurisprudence as a whole.
And you know what's going on over on the East Coast, right?
They're trying to do lockdowns because of malaria and West Nile virus and whatever else.
These genetically modified mosquitoes that they're releasing over there.
Bill Gates is behind this.
So all these mosquitoes that they're releasing, right?
They're causing a big panic over on the East Coast somewhere.
I think in Maryland or something.
But have you seen these news articles about telling people to stay inside, basically voluntary lockdowns?
Yeah, it's terrifying.
Bill Gates gets, what, $4.3 billion from the World Health Organization, $3 billion from Gavi, which is Global Health Partnership, $870 million from Johns Hopkins, $18 million from the National Institute of Health, holy shit,
and Fauci, directly from Fauci.
A bunch more from his own companies.
Let's see.
$155 million from the CDC.
$53 million from Media Action BBC.
$40 million from Professor Chris Whitty, England's Chief Medical Officer.
$243 million from the University of Oxford.
$280 million from Imperial College London.
Yeah, you know, God forbid the billionaire with all the money.
Actually spend any of it.
Let's give him money because he needs more to do this.
He needs funding.
Can you help a starving globalist, sir?
He just needs a few billion dollars to kill six billion of you.
And now, dude, you see this over in Gaza?
Bill Gates is doing another polio vaccine.
And so they want to vaccinate all of the children in Gaza with this experimental vaccine for polio.
Remember the other one in 2013 when Bill Gates went to India and gave out the polio quote-unquote vaccine and it killed 47,000 girls?
Well, it didn't kill 40,000.
It made them disabled.
It crippled them.
And it killed a lot of them.
Straight up.
47,000 children crippled and permanently disabled in India, a direct result of Bill Gates' polio vaccine.
And so now, 2024, they think it's a great idea to take this new polio experimental vaccine and go to Gaza and literally shoot up 640,000 children.
And right now, Hamas and Israel, they agreed to a three-day ceasefire in Gaza so the health officials can run in there and jab.
640,000 children for polio.
Weird how they won't let in...
Weird how they won't let in concrete or water.
This isn't good.
But vaccination...
Oh, let's stop the war for that.
That's messed up, dude.
You know what?
They're not even injecting it.
It's like an eye drop bottle and they're just dropping it in the mouths of children.
So you could actually administer it via a drink or something.
This isn't good.
Yep. Orally, yeah.
That's even worse.
This is a fucking crazy war zone, bro.
And they're going in there to just dose up 640,000 children.
Just children.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
And they're stopping the fighting.
That's the really mind-blowing thing.
They're ceasing in their bloodlust for a few days.
That this is a greater sacrifice.
Ugh. If a sacrifice is going on...
And you interrupt the sacrifice, that means a greater sacrifice is being made.
Because they're not just suspending the sacrifice.
That's creepy.
This world is crazy, dude.
It's just crazy.
Let's go to the next story.
Happy stuff.
I wasn't sure, because it's in the political section, I wasn't sure if this next story should go in the animal section.
I think we're going to forego the animal section.
But this story...
Well, it's definitely the animal section.
This story...
Well, the animal section pretty much just went into criminal section.
Yeah. But this story mentions two different animals and a parasite.
So, I mean, I was like, ah, we'll put it in here because it's more to do with politics anyway.
So, it has to do with RFK Jr.
So... Headline is, RFK Jr. once beheaded a dead whale with a chainsaw and tied head to roof of his family's minivan.
True story.
Why does every single one of his random anecdotes sound like a freaking Florida man police report?
For real, man.
It's crazy.
So Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed that he once beheaded a dead whale and tied inside of the roof of the family's minivan before setting off on a five-hour drive.
Kathleen Alexandra Kick Kennedy made the claim in a 2012 interview with Town& Country, but the story resurfaced recently and prompted a group of environmentalists with short, multicolored hair from the Center for Biological Diversity Action Fund, called for government officials to launch an investigation into whether RFK Jr. violated the Marine Mammal Protection Act and the Endangered Species Act.
It comes just weeks after the 70-year-old...
Who was running for president as an independent until he suspended his campaign and endorsed Donald Trump on Friday.
Hit headlines for admitting that he dumped a bear cub in New York Central Park ten years ago.
So many messed up stories with RFK in them.
He was like one of just a college frat boy with his friends is doing messed up shit.
That's what it seems like.
Well, you know, Fonzie jumped the shark.
He jumped a shark.
And clearly won.
I mean, wow, like, real dominance over nature there.
This is such an insane story.
So in the Resurface 2012 interview, Kick Kennedy recounted one day when she was six and the family learned a dead whale had washed up on the beach at Hyannis Port southeast of Boston.
Boston. The actor-turned-philanthropist said that, on hearing the news, her dad headed down the beach armed with a chainsaw to cut off the whale's head.
Horrible Boston accent.
He then strapped the grim body part to the roof of the family's minivan using bungee cords and then drove the family to Mount Kisco, New York to drive around for about four or five hours.
They just drove around with this head of a whale on the top of the car.
That part of it, what did that accomplish exactly?
What was the point?
We spread some whale innards everywhere.
Gross, man.
But this is awesome right here.
Kik recalled that every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet.
We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.
Yeah, see, I just feel like you could just endlessly go through hours of therapy and just pick stories like this out of his relatives talking about it.
So here's the time when he beheaded a dead whale and then for some reason drove with it on the rooftop.
For five hours.
It's like, if you're making this up, it's not like it makes you look good.
No. No, dude.
The environmental agency said that it is illegal to possess any part of an animal dead or alive that is protected under either statute.
Continued possession of any whale skull represents a significant and ongoing violation of the law.
Well, I'm sure he doesn't have it anymore.
And a curse from the whale.
I mean, the whale's going to be wanting that skull back.
He wants his skull back, dude.
You defiled me.
But earlier this month, RFK Jr. released a video admitting that he dumped the carcass of a bear cub in Central Park back in 2014.
He did an interview on video with Roseanne Barr, and he talked about how he saw a car hit and kill a cub in upstate New York.
And so he just picked up the carcass of it, put it in the car, with plans to skin, butcher, and keep the meat in his refrigerator, he said.
But somehow, this is just really ridiculous, somehow it dawned on him that...
That he needed to get to the airport, and so he couldn't deal with the dead bear after all, right?
And so he was like, well, whatever.
He was with his drunk friends, and he's like, let's just go leave it in Manhattan Park.
Fuck it.
So it's like he had this idea to skin butcher and keep the meat, put it in his car, but then he realized, oh, I have to go to the airport.
You don't think that going to the airport was on his mind the whole time, you know?
I was on the road to the airport when the drugs began to take hold.
Yeah, dude.
And the discovery of the dead bear in the park made the headlines the next day and remained a mystery for the next decade until RFK finally confessed.
But authorities said that he will not face state charges over the matter.
Yeah. It's RFK Jr.
Nah, you're fine.
Remember when Trump said that he'd go shoot someone in Times Square and get away with it?
Yeah, that's definitely flipped now.
He could get indicted for an ex-post in the wrong place.
No shit, huh?
No shit.
But I remember, yeah, he bragged that he could shoot somebody on that while I was at Fifth Avenue right in front of everybody and nobody would care.
Yeah. And I'm like, that's what happens when you're full lockstep with the club.
Yeah. I'm like, what disagreement did you have?
Because I'm like, I feel like he's still willing to work with them, but just not well enough to the point where they don't really want him.
Like, more so that his ego is essentially, well, I don't want to do things overtly that make me look bad right away.
So, we need to do this through the back door.
And they're like, no, we need to push this through now.
Yeah, and JFK, RFK Jr. also said that he had a parasitic worm eat part of his brain and then die inside of his head.
And then supposedly didn't die, or what?
Did he also claim it didn't die at one point?
I don't know, but according to New York Times, RFK Jr. told the wild story during his deposition for his divorce in 2012.
He testified that he initially feared he had a brain tumor, but learned after visiting doctors that there was actually a Ted parasite inside his head.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, and he said, I have cognitive problems, clearly.
I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me, he said.
So my question is, is that the guy you want running a country?
Or helping run a country?
Is this guy that has cognitive problems?
It kind of hurts me that when you hear him talk, he sounds more together than a lot of the people that are actually running, and he literally had a parasite eat on his brain.
Yeah. That's insane.
He is the smartest of all of them.
He talks really well.
He has cognitive deficits that are caused by this and is still not as stupid as a lot of these people.
That just blows my mind.
It is insane.
I'm like, so I guess at some point you were really with it.
I don't know, but yeah, because he can have interviews and convos long form and keep up with the conversation.
It's almost like he doesn't have problems.
Yeah, so it almost sounds like, well, I mean, his memory problems in that case, it sounds like he was...
Using this during a whole like divorce proceeding.
Yeah. So I'm thinking to myself like, well, gee, I don't remember doing those things.
Must be the brain worms.
That's what I was getting out of that, dude.
And I was like, well, this is during a divorce.
So he's going to like emphasize certain things and probably lie a little bit.
Yeah. So it's like it was during a divorce proceeding.
So it's going to kind of like kill the credibility of the story.
But simultaneously, if it is true, you make an excellent point, and do you want someone whose brain was chewed on to run things in any form?
He's got wormholes through his brain.
I mean, that's nuts.
That's so nuts.
I mean, alright, so they want to point him, RFK Jr., as head of CIA.
What do you think about that?
That is the craziest thing.
We could potentially see the head of the CIA get taken out by the CIA.
That's messed up.
Like, cloak and dagger.
Or even just take him out of public life and claim that he got taken out.
It just seems like more theater, really.
But he's saying a lot of good things.
He wants to get rid of all chemtrails.
He wants to get rid of all of that shit.
And I'm like, okay.
Let's do it then.
Don't talk about it.
Let's fucking see some results here.
Like Tennessee, they banned it.
I think Maine banned it for the sprain of chemtrails.
So it's in their legislature.
To people who are like, chemtrails don't exist!
They do.
They've been admitting to it for a long time.
For the past 20 years, they've been admitting to it.
John Brenner even said it on live in some hearing on live TV or something.
RFK Jr. wants to get rid of all of them nationwide.
I'm all about that.
I agree 100%.
I mean, everybody should agree to that.
The real question is, is if chemtrails don't exist, why was there opposition to passing this at all?
Why would anyone oppose it?
Why would you be concerned that they're banning something that doesn't?
Oh, great.
We lost them.
We lost cricket.
We lost cricket.
I guess we'll just wait here.
Yeah, so RFK Jr., man.
Saying a lot of crazy shit.
Saying a lot of good shit.
He said a lot of cool spiritual shit.
And I was like, damn, this guy's legit.
I would play that audio, but...
It's kind of long.
...using features they have.
They disconnect me at random times.
We use...
Oh, same thing.
I just call them their old name.
They've been like five things now.
Oh, fuck.
Because that shit usually drops at like 2 or 3 in the morning.
Yeah, that's what I'm used to.
They'll have like a maintenance outage at 2 or 3 a.m.
So this is kind of a one-off, but still annoying as hell.
I mean, normally it inconveniences me because that's my free time.
Alright, well let's jump into this.
I don't know what I said, where I was talking.
I know I was talking about Trump or something.
I don't know.
But I found this stuff about...
About the Aurora, Colorado apartments.
Oh yes, I remember the other comment I had before I was getting cut off.
It's just that you can go ahead and cast doubt on whether or not X number of people coming over are UN troops or something, but this is literally people that were emptied out of gangs as an offensive strategy by Venezuela's authorities.
They explicitly said, we're going to release you and send you north so you can go.
It's pretty much...
You don't have to be conspiratorial to realize why you might want to empty all your prisons and tell them that they have to leave the country.
This is all Operation Gladio and Operation Cointelpro type shit.
They are allowing these pop-up splinter groups to take hold of areas around the country and they wait for their orders.
Again, I'll say it, man.
That German chief of police...
He knows what he's talking about.
These aren't just, like, peaceful little immigrants coming.
They are, like, soldiers.
That's why they're all males in that age range of, like, what, 18 to 34 or something?
Yeah, that's why I wanted to connect it and point out you don't even need to make a reach here, like, of speculation.
It's there explicitly spelled out for you that that's what's happening, in this particular instance especially.
It's happening in front of our eyes, and that's why they're allowing it to happen.
And so, what's the next step after that, dude?
More American gladiators.
Well, the government's going to have to be like, okay, it's time to do something, right?
And then that's when they fucking unleash Fury.
They send the National Guard or, you know, whoever to do something about these gang members, these huge groups of gangs.
They have to do something about it at some point, right?
Yeah, but they're waiting until they can get some kind of huge power grab to actually deal with the deal.
Yes. Because they could go in and deal with the authority they have now, no problem.
Easily. I mean, you look at these outfits, they're effectively like...
Armored infantry units, half of them, especially the major city ones.
They are not under-equipped to deal with some gang members, even if they have guns.
Come on.
Not at all.
And all that's happening by stalling, doing anything about this, is...
They are just getting stronger right now.
Now they know they have all these safe houses, these strongholds, all these other gang members and Venezuelans and whoever else is part of this whole thing, which isn't just Venezuelans.
I'm sure it's multinational.
And they are just allowing them to arm up right now.
They're gathering in numbers and gathering in strengths and weaponry right now.
Why aren't they doing something about this?
Oh, yeah.
See, and the trick is they think.
they're being allowed to take over.
They don't understand that they're a sacrifice.
This needs to be emphasized to the extreme that these people are not going to be the new leaders.
These are just the enemy to be created that must be destroyed to get the authority that can't be achieved otherwise.
You're literally a sacrifice here.
You're being set up to be sacrificed to bring in this authoritarianism.
Don't think for a second...
That your favor is anything but showing favor to the sacrifice before the ceremony.
And check it out.
All that's going to show is when the United States government finally does something about this and it's going to be citywide.
It's going to be a warfare, like an isolated war right there, right?
In all these little areas.
Just like in Baghdad and Afghanistan and all these areas.
It's going to be like that over here very soon.
And so this is also...
See, they can deal with it right now without large-scale conflict.
They're waiting until they need large-scale conflict to do it.
Each day they don't do something is a day that they are getting more people and more weapons.
So what this is also going to show, what you said, is it's going to show...
The American patriots, like, look, look what we're going to do to these terrorists right here that are gathering in Aurora, Colorado.
We can take them out easily.
You know, who knows how long, who knows what they will do, like how long they'll pace it out or just take it out really fast.
We don't know.
But this is also going to show the patriots and the people who are, like, anti-government and we need to, like, fix the government because this is fucked up.
It's going to show them like, look, if you guys are going to gather in numbers, which there are many national groups, right?
Many of these patriot groups that are ready to fight a civil war, right?
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah.
And so this is also going to show all of them, look what we can do to them.
We can do the same to you.
Pure intimidation tactics.
And what is it, like 60-something days to the election?
It's just massive chaos with these two candidates that the string polers have chosen to be puppets.
Well, they want you to choose oligarchy.
They're trying to tell you you want oligarchy.
They don't want you to pick the cult of personality because that's the old system they want you to abandon.
So the goal is to get you to...
Honestly, if I was to speculate, I would say that the goal would be to let the cult of personality back in.
Let it be the source of all this purge and awfulness.
Use that to demonize it and work against it.
And then make that into the enemy to be defeated next.
Scary world.
Thus continuing the endless process of finding more things that you gotta go fight.
Oh, dude.
You know, picking a fight in an empty room.
Eventually you gotta punch yourself once you've punched every wall.
Exactly. Nothing left to punch but yourself.
Did you see that latest video of like just thousands of eggs being demolished because of the stupid bird flu bullshit?
You know, I've been seeing headlines of, like, you know, food shortages, this and that, of poultry and cattle, you know what I mean?
And so I went to the store yesterday.
I went to the fucking store yesterday, right?
I won't say the name.
Eggs were just gone.
There were, like, three different selections.
There should be, like, 20 different selections.
And, like, the shelves are empty on the eggs section.
So I was like, well, fuck.
They didn't even have little six-packs.
So I was like, I need a six-pack.
I don't need an $8 12-pack, right?
So I went to a different store.
Same fucking situation.
But they had six packs still.
But still, empty shells of eggs.
Well, you know, when you've created a system that generates so much abundance, actually forcing it into scarcity takes a lot of concerted effort.
Like, you can't just expect there to be shortages when you have this much excess and you're throwing away so much per year.
So the only way you can create a shortage when so much is being created is you need to generate an excuse to destroy even more.
It's so weird how many chicken factories have just burned to the ground.
Really weird how that happens.
Yeah, a bunch of mysterious coincidences all the time forever.
Bill Gates wants to, yeah.
Vaccinate the animals.
So, yeah, dude.
They're, like, culling a lot of farmers' animals.
A lot.
And it's just really sad, dude.
This country's so fucked.
This country is so fucked.
I mean, the concerning thing is that even if people have lost faith in the authorities, they can still force this to happen anyways.
It's not like anybody looking at the bird flu and all that is thinking, oh my god, I need to stay inside.
Those people are already locked away inside.
They're never coming out at this point.
And if they do, they're wearing the triple mask.
Yeah, it's like anybody else is looking at this and thinking, what fast one are they pulling with this?
That's a...
That's really the concerning thing.
No matter what they present as the news, people have started to read past the news and think, why am I being told this?
They made fun of people for not having media literacy for too long, so people went ahead and developed it.
And now they're mad that people are literate about their media because they can tell what's really being reported.
So they're like, oh, this and this and this happened, and you're like, oh, so the parts that you didn't report were this and this thing happening, so that's the part you don't want to tell me.
And, you know, as long as there's not full-on censorship, all that info ends up leaking out.
And the, well, the propaganda is realistically for the people who are sitting in their house triple-masked, afraid that their, like, bird is going to kill them or something by spreading something.
Oh, my God.
Their little pet parrots that they have, a little, you know, they got their parrot over there.
They got a mask on the parrot.
Parrots, like, sitting there wheezing because the mask is all, like, clogged up and shit.
Yeah, these people like parakeets and shit, they're just gonna like, oh no, bird flew!
And they're just gonna kill their own pets because they're scared.
It's like, I don't know.
I can just see the parakeet.
I see you looking at me.
You can trust me.
That's so funny.
Little masks on the birds.
I love it.
Follow the science!
I loved how they were putting, in New York or whatever, they were putting little backpacks and little hats on the pigeons.
Gluing them onto the pigeons.
That's so fucking hilarious.
Oh, man.
Which reminds me.
Which fucking reminds me, dude.
Warren Buffett.
Ah, yes.
What's going on with him?
What's going on with this dumping millions of dollars in stock?
What's going on here?
He's dumping oh so very much stock and it's leading everyone to speculate that we're in for an economic downturn.
Because when a major player like this sells this much, well, even if there wasn't an economic downturn before, you can create one just by doing this.
Yeah. Yeah, he's definitely predicting it and probably also precipitating it.
Oh, easily, yeah.
He knows he is.
And I'm guessing a lot of this is kind of anticipation for BRICS coming through, because in the background of all of this has been, over the course of the past year, the implementation of the BRICS nations and their alternative fiat, which effectively cuts the United States petrodollar out of most of the world's economy,
which was how we were keeping people spending our money and thus making it worth something.
We were handing out money hand over fist to all these countries for, quote, aid.
But the real point was to keep a lot of our money in circulation so they have a vested interest in keeping us from collapsing.
And what is it?
Order out of chaos?
Yeah. All of this crazy shit going on in the country right now?
This is a perfect time to implement BRICS.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's the point where the dollar has already weakened itself super severely.
It's already massively overextended.
So it doesn't really have a lot of pull as the reserve currency at this point anyway.
So this is going to effectively walk the rest of that away.
And see, he's getting rid of his money now because he knows it's coming.
We've literally, I've just been pretending that our money is worth something.
Like knowing in the back of our minds that it's just a bunch of monopoly money and we're all just like...
Trading paper for stuff.
It's coming to a head that we are finally realizing, oh shit.
We've been handing it out so other people keep playing pretend with us and now we're reaching the limit of that usefulness where our money is so getting hit with the Waymar Republic stick that effectively nobody really even wants to take our free money because they just look at it and just see it as a depreciating asset.
No, we don't want that.
And if we get it, we're just going to use it to buy BRICS money.
We'll just launder it through Bitcoin and end up putting it into the secondary currency anyways.
And that'll end up jumping off more power.
I think the Federal Reserve...
I have to look at this.
Federal Reserve buys cryptocurrency.
I know that they bought...
Millions of dollars worth of some crypto of Bitcoin, I think.
Yeah, it's part of this new implementation of Backdoor CBDC, which I was reading a Whitney Webb report about where effectively this is the alternative plan because CBDC is about as popular as the AIDS virus at this point.
Not very popular.
Yeah, like they don't really want to bring it up.
So whenever they do, they lose poll points.
They don't really want to talk about it.
So now we've got this new secure money idea, but it's just a backdoor into tracking your currency.
That's what it's all about.
It's about finding some kind of way to get you accepting the fact that your money expenditures are getting tracked.
That anybody who is advocating for anything to be banned right now is out of their friggin' minds.
Because rest assured, you will not be able to get it once shit's digital.
And you are a fool for advocating for it.
None of those things will be available under a cryptocurrency that is tracked.
That's just how it is.
None of that stuff will be available under digital currency and you need to understand that you should be extremely libertarian in your views considering all this shit's getting pushed through and people are just dumb enough to still want to ban things.
Well, it's going to get to the point.
When they don't realize that it's really going to ban it and not just faux ban it like we have now where, you know, if you get caught with it, you're in trouble.
Well, it's going to get to the point where when everything is just digital currency, they are going to literally only allow you to buy certain things only using a certain amount of money.
You know?
They're going to be like, oh, you can only spend.0 whatever for a loaf of bread or get some fish for the week.
Like, they're going to fully control all of that at some point in the future.
Oh, of course.
This is all where this is heading.
Well, these people don't want to...
These people don't intend to have economic downturns happen forever.
This is costing them money at this point.
They want to have economic upswings where you don't benefit.
And one great way to do that is to ensure that you can't spend the money you make.
Or rather, that your social credit score must be high enough that you can tap into your reserves and actually spend that excess money and not just be allocated enough to be starved out slowly like a kulak.
That's how you starve out kulaks in the face of plenty.
Anyway, let's get into this fucking Warren Buffett shit.
55.8% of its Apple stock.
That is a substantial share of Apple.
505 million.
Yeah, and what people need to recognize is just how big Apple actually is.
There was a point where Apple was seriously considering buying Disney.
That's how big they are.
They are...
Huge in the market.
People think that some other things are major players.
They are bigger than...
I looked at their market cap and it's just absolute insanity compared to what I thought they were.
I was like, really?
Can they buy Disney?
And I look them up.
They totally could buy Disney.
Wow. They ended up not doing it, but just the fact that they even floated that as an idea really shows what a giant fish they are.
Because when you think Disney, you think of them as a titan, right?
Bob Iger?
Was that the guy?
Bob Iger?
He was running Disney for a long time?
It was Bob Iger.
Fired him for Dob Chaypek.
Chaypek ended up implementing a bunch of Iger's unpopular ideas.
They got rid of him.
Brought back Bob Iger because that's what you do.
And that's how you launder your shitty ideas and get someone else fired for them.
Jesus Christ.
What other stock did he just dump?
Was it just Apple?
The only one I saw that was listed specifically was Apple.
I was wondering if he dumped stocks in general, but I'd imagine he must have had a pretty substantial holding in Apple.
Also, that kind of makes me wonder if there isn't going to be some kind of China news, because what's an important thing for Apple?
Chip production.
Okay, so back in 2023, Warren Buffett dumped $13 billion worth of stock back then.
Hmm, 2023.
That's fucking crazy.
Three months ago, Warren Buffett dumping $13 billion worth of stock.
Why is this?
It's like the same article in different dates.
So he's been gradually dumping it over time to make it look less severe?
Here we go.
Investors Business Daily.
Warren Buffett dumped Berkshire Hathaway's favorite stocks August 2024.
Right before they plunged.
Oh, how do they do that?
Not insider trading.
Never. They would never do that.
They would definitely not.
They would never do that.
They would definitely never take advantage of something they take advantage of every time.
And they would certainly have anyone shut up who talked about it.
Exactly, dude.
It's like, no, we don't do that because the guy that was going to whistleblow is sitting at the bottom of the river already.
$84.2 billion worth of Apple.
Okay. And then Bank of America dumping $3.8 billion of Bank of America.
And Bank of America is owned by BlackRock, isn't it?
Yeah. And it's kind of a symbolic name, too.
45% is owned by BlackRock.
They call themselves internally The Bank.
This is insane.
Well, the Bank of America.
So they're like, we are the bank.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Merrill Lynch.
Merrill Lynch also.
All part of that.
Bank of America and shit.
So, yeah.
So Warren Buffett is just dumping shit.
There's going to be a huge crash, right?
Big crash.
It's all going to push toward digital currency.
Bank of America will be blamed.
So why don't we just call it now?
We can call it the Boa Constrictor.
Yeah, and they'll have to have a buyout, and so the Federal Reserve will buy them out, or we'll give them another fucking $100 billion to stay in business.
Yeah, and then the goal is to drive down all the asset prices to the point where they can be picked up by some new currency for pennies on the dollar.
Yeah. Yeah.
Really cool there.
Warren Buffett is usually you want to follow that guy because he is usually on the mark with things and so you kind of follow what he does and you'll be good.
See, I don't have stock.
The fact that people compare him to Nancy Pelosi kind of says it all.
As in, Nancy Pelosi is the only more accurate trader on the market is what people say.
Oh yeah, she only made like $8 billion right when she got into the market, when she became her fucking, what was she when she first got into office?
Not very rich.
Yeah, she wasn't worth much.
And then once she got in there, boom, worth $8 billion, worth $13 billion.
I don't know what she's worth now.
I'm going to look it up because that's kind of...
Oh yeah, well this way they don't have to directly disperse these funds and make it obvious it's corruption.
Because the idea is you can just play it off as, yeah, they're just really smart investors.
The smartest ever.
Speaker of the House of Representatives.
52nd Speaker of the United States House of Representatives.
Oh, yeah.
She's just a raging bitch.
And has one of the most unpleasant speaking voices.
Just grating on the ears.
She's just the one of the worst, dude.
Alright, let's see what she's worth.
It's like being captured by an angry grandma, and that's when she's reporting good news.
Nancy Pelosi, a Democratic congresswoman and former Speaker of the House, has an estimated net worth ranging anywhere between $43 million to over $230 million.
Well, you know...
Unrealized gains.
There's a $200 million difference.
That's some unrealized gains right there.
Unrealized gains because it's probably real estate, stock investments is what we're talking about, private assets.
Gee, I wonder if she'll get exempted from the unrealized gains tax.
Yeah, Paul Pelosi, her fucking cuck of a husband, they made significant investments in Apple and NVIDIA.
So that's crazy.
I'm going to see something.
Nancy Pelosi selling off Apple stock.
Yeah, that's the question.
Is Pelosi doing it too?
That's what I'm looking into here.
Nancy Pelosi unloads 2,900 Apple shares right before WWDC.
That was in June 2023.
That may have been in all their holdings too.
I'll do 2024 here.
2023, same article, same article, same article.
Top most traded Congress docs since the start.
Nancy Pelosi.
See, what they need to do is they need to reclassify their insider trading tips as musical performances so they can DMCA anybody who talks about them.
Right, yeah.
Just shut them down.
Like, oh, sorry, you heard our insider trading song that we were singing?
It's like you weren't singing.
It was a song.
So, yeah, she is selling off.
She is selling off.
Maybe Warren Buffett is selling and then she's buying it.
Here I come and give a new little tip, my friend.
Here you go, you can sell it before the dip again.
Yeah, so Warren Buffett's selling it and then Nancy Pelosi's like, well, I will buy it.
So she's just, yeah, rakes in 15 million in stock gains.
They are subliminal, so technically not a criminal.
Nancy Pelosi made notable investments in Apple stock in 2024.
So yeah, Warren Buffett's selling it and she's just buying it.
Her and her husband.
I mean, if she had the oration skills that she does in stock trading, she could literally just program people to walk away from her when they talk to her.
Raging bitch.
Like, hi, would you like to answer some questions?
You don't want to ask me questions.
You need to turn around and walk away now.
All right, what's this next thing?
Everyone in the music industry cries about Trump using their music.
Yes, it's becoming like this trend now where pretty much any song he plays, like people talk about the There Goes My Hero one, but before that there was Isaac Hayes, now somebody else, and now it's somebody else.
And I went to look up specifically who, but then I realized it's just person after person, like any song he picks.
Is getting all these artists and stuff complaining about how they're not, quote, allowing him to use their music.
And it never really goes anywhere beyond giving anti-Trump people ammunition because, of course, he's not playing unlicensed music.
Clearly he would know that if he so much as, like, farts incorrectly, that's an FCC violation.
So I'm pretty sure that...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that putting on live music performances that he didn't obtain the license for, if that was actually happening, would be a little bigger story than all these angry tweet threads about artists complaining about this stuff.
And so they never actually sue.
They just whine that he's not allowed to use their music or some nonsense.
Yeah, they just threaten.
I think the last person's actually trying to claim that he used it in some way that they wouldn't allow, but...
I feel like that one's not going to go anywhere either.
It's just almost weird, this whole you're not in the club.
Honestly, middle school level of exclusion.
We are not in the clique anymore.
You can't play the cool kids music.
And it's like, you're all a bunch of washed up people who sold out and all your music belongs to faceless billionaires.
And here you are screaming to the machine, declaring your fealty when there's no reason to even do it.
But I'm pretty sure they're actually being told in the background, you need to make things hard for them.
Everybody's like, oh no, everyone just spontaneously came up with this idea.
Speaking of communism, let's listen to some of these musicians who have objected to Trump using their music.
So ABBA, the Swedish pop group, says that Trump can't use their fucking music.
They don't want their music.
No permission or license has been granted.
Wait a second.
Oh, she's actually claiming that he really did play one without permission now?
ABBA, yeah.
Has to jump up.
Celine Dion, during a rally in Montana on August 9th, also featured...
Oh, so Trump was there.
Oh, J.D. Vance was there.
Okay. And they played My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
And she says, no.
That was unauthorized.
That was an unauthorized song, so Celine Dion doesn't want it.
Foo Fighters is a big one.
Yeah, the Foo Fighters one was the funniest because it was definitely established that they got permission there.
I'm not sure about the Celine Dion one.
They might have gone, if they went beyond the scope of the copyright.
That might actually develop into some kind of story if that wasn't part of that general media license.
Because a lot of this is what they did was they bought a general media license that gets them general purpose play rights for all this stuff.
They paid out the butt for it to just play whatever they want.
And now these individual people are complaining.
Maybe that was Celine Dion who posted and actually said that he violated their copyright.
So I think that's the story where they used it in a TikTok or something as an ad.
I don't know.
It says here that the use of the song My Heart Will Go On in Montana at a rally with J.D. Vance, that it was unauthorized and that she did not endorse it.
She said this in a social media post, adding, quote, And really?
That song?
End quote.
Out of all the songs he could choose, he chose that one?
That was my first thought when it was like Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On.
I'm like, you remember the movie that came out from, guys?
Do you remember what happened right after that song freaking played?
After he got laid, of course.
But before, there was a certain spoiler alert.
So this Foo Fighters thing, Trump held a rally on August 23rd.
They played My Hero.
Someone on Twitter asked Foo Fighters if they allowed Trump to use that song and the band said no.
And so yeah, there's like a lawsuit or threatening a lawsuit or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's probably saber-rattling unless they've actually announced a lawsuit.
My guess is that one was under a general one.
I'm kind of wondering on the Celine Dion one if that might not have been within the basket of songs that they purchased, though.
If she's actually pursuing some kind of legal action.
I don't think she is.
If she's blustering, then yeah, more than likely she's just...
Doing the same thing everybody else is right now, saying, I did not personally write off on you being allowed to play my song.
Oh, you mean like Isaac Hayes?
Yes, Isaac Hayes.
The soul singer and songwriter?
He is suing Donald Trump and his campaign for copyright infringement over the use of the songs.
Wow, so he actually is pursuing it.
He is.
What's funny is them playing that song actually made Isaac Hayes' song very relevant and noted again, which then prompted probably a bunch of downloads, which is more than likely why he got salty, because he sold away the rights, is probably what actually happened.
So it's not even actually the guy doing it.
God, why do all these Twitter accounts always say they're the person, even after they're dead?
For God's sake, the zombie corpse is not here and writing this crap.
Stop naming them and saying it's them posting.
I mean, at least when Joe Biden posts, you already knew that was never Joe Biden.
Yeah, yeah.
They played a song by Johnny Marr from the Smiths during a Trump rally.
And Johnny Marr said, no, shut down right now.
So he's not about it.
And then Jack White.
Formerly of the White Stripes threatened to sue the Trump administration.
That's the one I was thinking of because it was used in a TikTok or something.
It was Jack White of the White Stripes.
He threatened to sue because he said he didn't give permission and it was some campaign ad.
Campaign staffers posted a video on Twitter with the band's hit Seven Nation Army playing in the background.
Jack White said, don't even think about using my music.
Then the post by Trump staffer Margot Martin took it down.
They took it down.
They took the post down.
So, you know, Seven Nation Army can't hold him back, but Butthurt sure as hell can.
Yep. What this says to me is that Butthurt is greater than a Seven Nation Army.
Yeah, tons of bands.
So Rihanna also and Adele.
Who else?
Man, there are a lot.
There are a lot of bands and artists.
It just keeps going.
I don't give a fuck.
R.E.M.
also. Let me see.
Let's see if any artists are angry at Kamala Harris.
I mean, you gotta have nothing but fawning and fart-inhaling interviews.
Let's see.
Because anything beyond that that actually delves into what she wants to do, it just gets 1984 so quick.
You just don't even want to talk about what she wants.
All these articles are just about everyone's pro-Kamala.
We all love Kamala.
What music artists are angry with Kamala Harris?
Using the music.
I don't even type Trump.
I type Kamala Harris and it's all anti-Trump.
Everyone loves Kamala.
Google is doing some fucked up shit, dude.
Here's the really crazy thing.
These successful artists would actually run afoul of this unrealized gains tax already, so they're actually speaking against their own interests.
Which is kind of bizarre, because you don't usually see rich people be like, yeah, I should be taxed more.
Frank Sinatra...
Dear God.
Frank Sinatra came back from the dead just to give Kamala an endorsement.
Oh, they'll go with it.
The apocalypse is upon us.
They'll go with it.
So apparently everybody loves Kamala Harris.
All these artists and musicians love Kamala Harris.
According to Google, not one artist or band does not like Kamala Harris.
But every one of them hates Trump.
I wonder, could you find any on Yandex?
Like, people mad about Harris playing their songs.
Yeah, let's try that.
Let's see.
That'd be awesome if the answer just came across, no, those musicians are adults.
No, it just says rappers have shown support for Kamala Harris.
Oh my god, so even if you look on Yandex for negative stories about her, it's still spun as positive.
There's literally no negative stories about Kamala Harris.
This is crazy.
It always blows my mind seeing people complain about how, quote, unfavorably she's treated.
I'm like, if she was Donald Trump for a day, she would actually already be in prison.
The only thing it's saying here is that Kamala Harris is accused of lying about listening to Tupac is the worst thing I can find here.
Wow. Truly a scandal for the ages.
Well, my vote's definitely changed.
I can't vote for somebody who lied about listening to Tupac.
It's all anti-Trump.
It's so funny.
This is a perfect time for me to play this audio, dude.
Talking about Kamala Harris.
We reported that President Trump, if he gets a second term, will sort of dial back, for lack of a better term, DEI programs that the Biden administration has put in forth.
Obviously, I know you disagree with that.
I obviously believe that you don't want him to get a second term.
That said, if that does happen, what do you think that would do to race relations in this country?
Well, let me say we're going to win.
So it's not going to happen.
I think that, listen, today is actually, I believe, an anniversary in terms of Dr. King, right?
And I believe, and I was just in Selma, and we celebrated, well, acknowledged the 59th anniversary of Bloody Sunday.
But I think that...
I think it's really important that we as Americans always embrace our history, the parts that we're proud of and the parts that we're not proud of but that we can't forget.
And we should all agree that we should teach history, we should learn history, if we're to ever have an accurate idea of where we want to go and where we don't want to go, all right, in the future.
And that means also acknowledging the importance of diversity.
It means acknowledging the importance of the fact that everyone should have equal opportunity to compete and equity.
And then, of course, inclusion.
That, you know, hey, let's look around the room and see who's not here.
And did we leave the door open?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I get dumber every time.
Holy fuck, dude.
Isn't that nuts?
So quick question to everybody.
Can anyone explain to me what she thinks about how race relations will be affected by the drawing down of DEI programs by the Trump administration?
Because there was an actual question being asked there.
That everyone just, yeah, we just kind of forgot.
You just, you have to just look around the room and ask yourself, who's missing?
Who'd we leave out?
Oh my god.
Alright, give me an adjective.
Oh, well, after that one, I'm gonna go with insane.
Um, well, no, I won't get into it.
Give me an animal.
I first thought it was Tim Waltz and horses too.
Give me an animal.
Okay, I won't say horse then.
Aardvark. Aardvark.
All right.
All right.
So what are we talking about now?
What's the next thing?
What about Brazil shutting down X?
Did we already talk about that?
Oh, yeah.
We covered that a little bit.
Essentially, yeah, Britain was already criminalizing people posting on X, but they weren't actually banning it.
They were using it as a convenient enforcement mechanism.
Right, right, right.
$9,000 fines.
Yeah, $9,000 fines.
Very nasty, but I feel like that's going to percolate because the current story is that Elon Musk is exposing all of the dirty dealings that the judge has done.
So this story is going to grow over the next week.
That's awesome.
I mean, I don't trust Elon for a second, just like I don't trust...
Alex Jones or Joe Rogan or any of these people.
I don't trust a goddamn person.
Elon's the head of Galatia.
I mean, he's trying to usher in the cyberbunk future, so it's kind of hard to trust him.
You cannot trust him.
He's behind Neuralink and is going to implant everybody.
Well, he won't.
Honestly, I was a million times more concerned about hearing he was going to get added to the cabinet.
Yeah. Yes.
I don't know about RFK.
He's like a question mark to me, but I feel like Elon joining the cabinet is a net negative and just the deep state getting their way back in.
What was the department they wanted to make?
Oh, the Office of Government Efficiency and Waste or something like that.
I don't know exactly what the acronym was, but essentially they were going to look over waste.
Honestly, if you played it straight, the guy would be perfect for the job.
That's what he does is eliminate waste.
But we all know what the guy's actually working on, so him getting that close to the levers of power is not in any way a good thing.
You know what?
I won't put it past him to sneak him up eventually up to the highest fucking point.
I really don't put it past him.
I mean, they always do this whole projection thing before they go ahead and do it himself.
So maybe he's projecting on this Brazilian guy being a dictatorial sensor.
Because that's actually what he would like to do, but that's not popular currently.
So you need to get people to want censorship by making it favorable to them so they think they want it.
Because it's pretty obviously not favoring ordinary people right now.
But he's trying to present it as, I'm going to moderate in a favorable way for you, which is starting to drift away from the objectivity of just moderating illegal stuff, which was the original pledge.
It's all mission creep.
It happens gradually and slowly to the point where by the time you're done with it, you don't know how the hell you got there, but you're there.
Alright, let's get into some entertainment, dude.
And we're probably going to have to breeze through this.
So, what do you got for entertainment?
Well, entertainment hasn't been very entertaining lately.
I guess on the TV side, I'll just touch for a second, Acolyte has been cancelled.
Currently, there's a 50,000...
The 50,000 signature to restore the Acolyte.
I'm pretty sure that's because people want more videos dunking on it, though, and not really because they like the Acolyte.
And then Rings of Power is coming out, so people are dunking on that.
So the criticisms Fear has their shows to make fun of right now that suck.
Which, you know, until they actually dump the Rings of Power, that'll just be endless entertainment.
And getting out of movies, which have mostly sucked, like the failed Borderlands movie as of late.
Going into gaming news, there's actually been quite a few triumphs over cancellation as of late that I wanted to highlight briefly here.
First off, there's this creator of this game called Solash.
I think it was actually Solash 2, the sequel, which is what he was working on.
He added a family system with NPCs that you could have as family members and stuff.
Somebody asked him if he had an LGBT family and his answer was effectively, I just implemented this.
It'd be kind of complicated to do.
That's not a priority.
I might look into it in the future, which was not good enough for the mob and they came after him.
But there's this new trend where you do that and you end up with more support and purchases standing up against it than you do from the canceled people because those people don't buy games.
Out. Out.
Out. All right, so Concord, a game that's been anticipated for eight years by like, I don't know,
a few thousand people maybe, came out finally to much fanfare.
They released a PS5-themed controller for it.
They anticipated such a heavy launch, and yeah, it's on track to lose $200 million and bomb.
Hard. Right around 1,100 users on Steam at the peak, now dropping down to a few hundred with eight-minute wait times.
Not a good sign for a game that kind of requires multiplayer activity.
That is boring.
The game is very ugly looking.
Yeah. And that's a lot of wait time for a game.
And the thing is, on top of being this pronoun-laden mess, which people focus on that, but it's also the fact that...
They tried to charge money for a hero shooter when every other game that's a hero shooter is free to play that's popular.
It's like, you go into Apex Legends, they're not going to ask you to sink 40 bucks.
It's a better game.
The characters look nicer.
They're not weirdly uglified.
And they don't have pronouns in their bio for that scandal.
And so yeah, it failed miserably.
And I just want to say RIP to the studio that was created.
Out of the dissolution, apparently, of Japan Studio, which is the tragic part of the story.
So it was a phoenix?
Yes. It emerged from the ashes to then descend into the shit.
So yeah, it started a poo fire because the phoenix flew into them.
Into a shithole.
And yeah, it's sad because they made Bloodborne and Gravity Rush.
We're talking some real classics of the PlayStation collection.
So to see them fall so far is really the saddest part of this story.
And now on to a good story.
Well, wait.
Japan Studio.
Because Japan Studio was pretty fucking sweet, wasn't it?
Oh, they're a legend.
I mean, they created Bloodborne.
They made the Gravity Rush series.
Yeah. Parappa the Rapper?
Dude. Yes, Parappa the Rapper.
They made those games, and now they're gone, and they killed them to make this game, and that's the saddest part of the story right there.
That's the awful thing.
They were big with Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy VII.
Oh, no, that's Squaresoft.
They did Final Fantasy VII.
But they were in a lot.
Why is it saying right here?
Oh wait, no.
They did in-house development for some of Remake.
They assisted with these games.
Yeah, they assisted with FF7 and FF7 Remake.
Well, because originally they were an asset producer.
They created assets for other Sony products.
But then they went on to produce games.
And now they bombed and they're probably going to disappear and it sucks.
That sucks.
I mean, they're not actually Japan Studio anymore, but yeah, they were the ghost of Japan Studio.
And that's honestly the tragedy of this.
A hero shooter coming out and bombing, that sucks for the people that made it.
But the thing that sucks for every person who liked video games was that a truly wonderful game company was destroyed by this.
Speaking of that, give me the name of a person, a male.
Steven. And a noun.
Say stenches.
Stenches. Okay.
I had to have one good side story because it's all downers, you know.
But Black Myth Wukong comes out.
They refuse DEI.
There was some kind of sexual harassment.
The people don't have...
Proper views on women.
Some nonsense hit piece that was wrote about them.
Well, they sold like 20 million copies as of my last check.
I think they're breaking into the 24 million mark.
I mean, it was so bad that they were writing hit pieces about the fact that their player base dropped 2 million overnight because people went to bed.
So they really wanted this game to fail.
And it was hugely successful.
So that is a success story and a triumph against DEI.
And a real demonstration of the fact that at this point, it's become almost an oppositional thing where if you jump onto this bandwagon, you can ride this wave.
Oh, yeah.
This is their first in-house, fully produced by themselves production, and it is a huge success.
Western devs would absolutely give every intern that they've imported to get this kind of numbers, and they just can't do it.
I honestly think that a part of it was the notion that buying this game was an act against cancel culture.
That definitely worked.
Which shows me that the whole wokeness thing is kind of not just dying.
People aren't trying to develop a parallel economy anymore.
They are the economy.
They asserted themselves as, no, you are faking it.
We're the real economy and we're going to put you out of business.
Well, that's good.
It's a success story and a whole lot of failure stories.
So I really wanted to hype that.
Now into another story.
Is it?
Yeah, because I'm not a big gamer.
And now on to more failure because that's the rest of the game industry right now.
Well, this next game was actually like...
This is fascinating to me.
The sheer pathology of this game existing at all.
Dustborn? Yes.
I am talking of Dustborn.
I don't know.
The Antifa simulator?
The sociopath simulator?
I don't know what you want to call it.
It combines a really terrible Guitar Hero with an extremely bad version of the Telltale games where you choose paths.
On top of it, they layer over it this extremely bad Dynasty Warriors slash Senran Kagura slash...
It looks like Persona Strikers, which is the recent fighting game that came out.
It's got that kind of look to it with cell art, except I feel like I'm really not doing it justice because it sucks so much more ass than all of those games I just mentioned that it's almost a shame to name it in their ranks.
I mean, what it is is it's Guitar Hero without the heart and complexity.
It's telltale games without the narrative depth.
I mean, literally the first line in it is, spoiler, shit, shit, shit, shitty, shitty fucking shit.
Wow. That is definitely what you call Oscar-worthy performance there.
First line they wanted to illustrate, as soon as you start the game, it's just a bunch of curse words.
And what was the one line that rhymed?
Oh, they rhymed newborn with porn, and they rhymed born in three different ways in the same song.
Dustborn, airborne, newborn, new porn.
The more concerning part of that song that everyone keeps illustrating, though, is the part where they say they're the refugees and they'll replace you and eclipse you.
I feel like everybody was getting offended about the, that's pervy and weird sounding, the whole rhyming newborn with new porn thing.
A little bit.
I feel like that was to get people to ignore the part where it's like, here are these incompetent freaks who can't play music saying, we will replace you.
Dustborn. And they acknowledge they suck.
That's the thing.
Narratively, you watch the game and they're literally like, this song sucks.
And you're like, yes, it friggin' does.
This is your flagship song.
So on top of the crappy Guitar Hero, you also get to have a terrible Dynasty Warriors, Senran Kagura.
Just think like Dynasty Warriors without all of the, you know, like unit selection and unit battles and stuff and all the like giant armies fighting.
Think Senran Kagura without boobies and clothing
And that's what you get in this game.
Except your enemy is Trump supporters.
And or people who don't believe the media, which...
Really, I'm just repeating myself because they lump them all in as Trump supporters, whether they support Trump.
Oh, my God.
Get this.
I was watching the tutorial fight and she's beating people up with baseball bats.
They're wearing Make America Great Again hats.
Well, that was the thing.
They were faceless and they had blank hats, but they were pretty obviously supposed to be MAGA hats as they're yelling.
Don't believe the experts and the media is lying to you and the vaccines are killing people.
And I'm like, it's literally every...
What? Yeah, like literally your mission in this tutorial is to beat the ever-loving shit out of these people saying what is frankly truthful statements.
Holy hell, dude.
So you're an extreme leftist fighting normal people.
Very specific audience.
Yeah, and the audience did not show up to this game.
Sociopaths. Oh yeah, totally sociopathic.
And if you want to hear sociopathic, it just gets worse.
Because guess what your power-ups in this game are?
Guess what your magic power is?
What? Your power is the ability to use your words as violence.
What? Wait, what?
Because mid-combat...
Bear in mind, you can do these things in the dialogue things.
Your power-ups are things like cancellation, bullying, hoaxing.
Well, hoaxing falls under gaslighting.
They just call it hoaxing.
And sewing discord.
What the fuck?
So yeah, you have a power-up.
So while you're in here beating the hell out of these Trump supporters, you can use your words as magic programming powers, which I feel is really kind of telling that these people acknowledge that words are magical.
Right. And effectively, you use your power-ups to basically get your enemies to fight each other.
I feel like they have them backwards.
I was reading the descriptions, and it seems that bullying gets people to attack their friends, and cancel culture gets people to self-harm.
Which I feel like that's really backwards.
Cancel culture should be the one getting people to fight each other, and bullying is the one that convinces people to self-harm, but maybe they didn't want to invoke Gamergate quite that closely while they're making, you know, beat Trump supporters and bash the game.
Yeah, it's just fucked up, man, because it's like everything, like in real life, they want to, you know, the Democrats want to...
They hate bullying, right?
And they want to censor our words and they want to keep us silent.
But then this game, which is Extreme Left, they use these words as a power source for violence.
Yeah, to commit violence.
I mean, you also use it to trick people and manipulate them.
And just in general, I mean, you're depicted as a...
Like, heroic protagonist doing all this.
And it's like, I could understand, like, when you're lying to authorities and stuff, yeah, you'd be lying to them and maybe that would be, like, a heroic thing to, like, protect yourself.
But, you know, lying to your fellow party members to manipulate them into doing shit you don't want to and just in general, like, tricking people into doing shit they don't want to, it just sounds like they're raising sociopaths.
And as I was watching, like, the playthrough and everything and...
Yeah, because you watched like 18 hours of it, right?
16 hours.
Oh, God, man.
I couldn't survive that much.
I watched two hours and was like, I think I have a pretty decent impression of this god-awful thing.
The full playthrough is only 18 hours, though, so two hours is a pretty good impression.
It's like 10% of the game.
So here's some of the narrative things, some of the factions that are involved.
Because, you know, God forbid I spoiler this game that all of your listeners are definitely going out to buy now so they can bash the faction.
Oh, everyone's going to buy Dustborn, which sucks.
Don't, like, rip it somewhere.
Try to rip it.
Like, don't buy it.
Yeah, please don't buy this, ironically, because that's the only reason they were getting any purchases.
Yeah, do not buy Dustborn.
Somebody was joking, like, a good 20% of the audience is probably streamers clouding on it because they had a peak of, like, 100 people.
Like, this launch actually beat Concord in terms of failure.
And I watched it for that whole two hours asking myself, is this satire?
Because... It feels so satirical that it just has to be.
It has to be satire.
It has to be.
But the trick is, I'm almost convinced it's not satire, but it is.
But they have to play it straight.
Because here's the real Intel connection creepiness.
Because, you know, it's bad enough that some independent weirdos, psychopaths, made a sociopath simulator where you bully and cancel your way to success and use it to get people to hurt each other.
Beat the hell out of Trump supporters.
That is already pretty awful.
But it's also government funded.
Yeah, that's the fucked up part.
By the UN, right?
Yeah, well, it's probably a cutout of the UN.
I think it was the Norwegian Film Institute.
But I would imagine, kind of like the US funding source that I found some pictures of, but had a hard time confirming because there's a lot of entries for this.
But the entry in the US one specifies that they're funding a counter-disinformation game.
And if you're curious as to what they want you to mean by that, in the tutorial, they literally instruct you to beat the hell out of people that are spewing, quote, disinformation.
So, you know, this is a counter-disinformation game where you beat down people, quote, spewing disinformation.
Funded by the Norwegian government, more than likely actually the UN through a cutout.
I guess it also has some US funding through The Hague, although I couldn't find a definite name that wasn't a screenshot, so I don't want to 100% say it because there's so many of these games.
That's the really scary thing is once you dive into this hole, you find out this is a freaking genre.
These are effectively money laundering games that aren't really money laundering, because it's not like the government's expecting them to succeed.
They just want to push their bullshit message.
What was that one we were talking a couple episodes about?
They paid $800,000, almost a million to produce...
What was it?
They paid up the butt to create one of these games, but it was just a complete flop.
They didn't put any effort into making it decent.
It's money laundering.
Yeah, there was a, yeah, there was a, the first one I saw mentioned was this game called Cat City, where literally you, I don't know if you're a cat or a person who likes cats, but you just go around being confronted with disinformation and countering it.
And yeah, it was totally a cash trap.
You could tell.
Like, the people who made it, like, zero effort.
Well, first of all.
Negative effort.
So, so yeah, that's the crazy thing is, like, people are literally turning.
Funding propaganda games into a career.
First of all, I love cats.
And the Norwegian Film Institute is totally a government agency under the authority of the Royal Norwegian Ministry of Culture.
Ministry of Culture.
Wow, that's so...
Government agency.
Yep. Yeah, it's a government agency.
Kind of like the Ministry of the Hague through the Agency of the Netherlands or whatever that was putting out all these different grants.
They're just a government cutout, too.
They just got a million names to make it harder to source the funding.
It's ridiculous.
And Ragnar Tornquist, the creator of Red Thread Games, which made that game Dustborn, has recently been involved.
Yeah, he's recently involved in a controversy surrounding Dustborn.
The game has faced significant backlash and abuse from certain online communities, particularly those associated with Gamergate 2.0.
Those darn alt-righters.
This controversy has led to heated discussions and statements from the developers in response to the negative reactions.
The criticism seems to stem from the game's themes and representation, which some players have attacked as being woke.
Despite this, many fans and supporters have praised the game for its storytelling and character development.
I feel like that's just kind of a sign that Woke is definitely failing, because it's a pretty shamelessly woke game.
The fact that people are denying that it is like, well, gee, just because you can cancel people and just because you can bully people into doing what you want and hurting themselves.
I mean, what's woke about that?
And I'm just like, and you know, just because the factions are called things like purity and justice.
I mean, how much more on the nose can it be that this is literally like left-wing dissidents?
In the year 2030, in this right-wing hellhole where the purity and justice factions rule with an iron fist.
I swear, it's like a game made for people who are convinced that Hillary Clinton is president now.
Oh, she's always been.
She's always been.
She's always been and always will be.
Speaking of bullies, speaking of Hillary Clinton, give me a part of the body.
Since that seems to be the part that always loses activity once she gets to know you.
I was just thinking frazzledrip and what you would have said.
Frazzledrip? Put face in there.
I didn't even know that was the body part.
Or face.
Because, you know, Frazzledrip, and then, yeah, the face of the little girl that her and Huma Abenen cut off and wore.
There you go, face.
You know, you know the story.
So many lovely stories.
I mean, that's part of why RFK's stories are so bizarre, because it's like, his stories are insane, but they're still not as insane as those ones.
No. They're just odd and, like, quirky, not, like...
Messed up in the what the hell was even that kind of thing.
Yeah, dude.
And speaking of all that, let's get into sports.
Give me a name or a number.
Four. Four.
Okay. All right.
I am extremely good at looking for stuff.
Yeah. I mean, sports are just not interesting.
You know?
Well, the trouble I have is the teams that I rooted for, I specifically chose.
Because they always lose in the playoffs and such.
Yeah, I mean, the only thing that I could find was breaking news as of August 2024 in August alone.
August alone.
I was trying to find that story.
I apparently don't have it up here.
Oh, that's fine because I got it right here.
So, in August alone, okay, 2024, nine high school football players died suddenly and unexpectedly in just over three weeks, okay?
Crazy shit.
15-year-old, 15, 14, 16, 14, 15, 16, 13, and an unlisted, so probably 12 or younger or something.
That sure is a common thread in a lot of these stories.
The concerning thing is a lot of them are like, well, high school, college level.
Not people who should be collapsing.
I mean, these are healthy people.
Cardiac arrests.
Yeah, generally, when you're an athlete, you exercise yourself to...
Become that.
So heart failure doesn't tend to be very high on your list of dangers until you get into, you know, like you've been in football, like abusing your body for 30 years or something and keeping up the juice and to stay strong and all that.
But yeah, early high school before you really get into the whole, like you might start cheating with juice and all that.
I feel like that's really the one.
A time when you really shouldn't be hearing of kids dying of heart failure.
Yeah, nine of them.
In just over three weeks in August 2024, and all of them were vaccinated.
They all had the shot.
Ain't that convenient?
I wonder if...
They all had the shot.
I always kind of wonder...
They took either the Pfizer or Moderna.
So, I heard that the Moderna one, I was listening to this scientist, this doctor, not scientist, this doctor talking about all the different shots and the stats that they have per, like, Johnson& Johnson, Pfizer, Moderna, the other one, what's the other one?
The Johnson& Johnson, the Moderna, and then the one that everybody always, well, I feel like we're getting a memory hole, the AstraZeneca.
Yes, AstraZeneca, yes.
Because I've noticed that, because I've noticed when people mention them, All anyone mentions is the Pfizer, the Moderna, and the Johnson& Johnson.
Because until you mentioned that there was a fourth one, I had actually forgotten, too.
Yeah. Well, yeah, right.
I know.
People will forget.
Didn't that one get pulled early on, too?
Yep, yep, yep.
I think it was.
Yep, it did.
And so this doctor, yeah, the doctor, he was talking about they have the stats for all four of these shots.
And then, like, I guess the death rate.
Per county or a specific area all across the country.
And it seems that despite whatever age range you're in, the Moderna seemed to have the worst effect on people.
It seemed to kill more people.
Well, I think that, as I recall, wasn't that why the AZ one was pulled so early?
You know, if you're alive after vaccination, AstraZeneca can help.
Yeah, dude.
And it's funny now that, like, the truth about the whole vaccine thing, the COVID fucking pandemic, is actually coming out.
People are finally like, yeah, it was in a lab.
They did create it.
They did release it.
They did experiment on us with shots.
And so, Fauci...
Apparently Fauci is under a lot of heat right now.
He's under a lot of heat.
I mean, what more convenient of a time for him to come down with the West Nile virus so he's got to isolate away from people and can't answer any questions for a while.
You know, kind of like when people were starting to ask, hey, are you senile, Mr. Biden?
He was like, I have to go now.
Forever. I'm still president.
I'm still president.
Just presidenting from, you know.
A beach right now.
They put him out on a beach.
He's just lounging somewhere.
From a nice farm in the countryside.
Son of a bitch.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Alright, moving on.
Entertainment's boring as fuck and we are sorry our heart goes out to everybody who has been affected by these vaccines.
It's just sad.
It's just sad that we don't learn from history and allow ourselves to be experimented on despite not allowing so much other experiments to take place on us.
I would like to extend my condolences to anyone who has suffered at the hands of our terrible entertainment.
I'm really sorry.
The demoralization isn't working, so they have to keep creating these ass programs.
You were supposed to get demoralized and give up so they could give you positive things to make you hope, but you just ignored them and made your own shit.
Sorry. Yep.
And moving on to science and technology.
So, a robot...
Did you see this article?
A robot gets a face of living skin that allows it to smile.
So they're using this new technology, right?
They're just engineering skin tissue with human-like ligaments in the tissue.
It's just nuts.
And they just attach these to a robot's face and the robots give a natural smile, dude.
And the video is creepy as fuck.
Have you seen the video?
I gotta look this up now.
Video of robot human skin smile.
Yeah, I saw someone complaining that the robot wasn't on there.
I should have had this ready, but I didn't.
Here we go.
You watching this?
You see that?
Jesus. Thomas, the tank engine, says you have 30 seconds to comply.
So that's just skin tissue.
But, you know, he'll run you over with his crane with a smile.
Holy shit.
Yeah. Thomas.
True, true.
Yeah. It just smiles first and just runs you over.
he wasn't going to take full speed anymore
So, yeah, that's pretty fucking creepy.
I get a crawly feeling looking at that thing.
Uh, it's pretty creepy.
Anyway, the study...
Yeah, okay, it's done in Tokyo University.
The researchers have unveiled their work.
And the professor, Soji Takuchi, says, we manage to replicate human appearance to some extent by creating a face with the same surface material and structure as humans.
Mmm. We identify new challenges such as a necessity for surface wrinkles and a thicker epidermis to achieve a more human-like appearance.
Is that awesome?
Yeah, we've decided to rename ourselves to the Institute, introducing our new product, the Synth!
The Synth!
So they want, he says it's critical for robots to have the ability to heal and self-repair.
So that's what they're really shooting for, dude.
For these robots to be very human-like and to be able to self-repair and heal themselves.
Like, it really does sound like proto-Synths.
Like, all you gotta do is add a mind-body matrix of a...
Human brain in there.
And boom!
Yeah, dude.
And listen to what Teikuchi says.
Biometric robots could also become even more realistic with thicker skin.
Adding that future projects could look to add sensors, pores, and even sweat glands and fat.
Can you imagine?
The advancement and future of sex robots is going to be nuts.
The body positivity robot at last.
Oh my god!
We were all concerned about that.
Imagine, yeah, when they get body dysphoria, the robots, they're not happy with the way they look.
Yeah, I was about to say, what if you get a...
I'm too fat!
What if they get a rudimentary scripting system that is ashamed of their body?
Holy shit, dude, and they're like, self-harm?
Oh my god!
That would be really fucking weird, man.
You walk into a room and the robot's just sitting in the corner crying and cutting their wrists.
Crying about how fucking fat they are.
They're super goth and they get picked on at robot school.
I'm a synthetic counselor.
Make synthetic counselors.
What feeling are you simulating right now?
Oh my god, dude.
We're going to create a whole world of just robots doing their robot thing.
Amongst humans.
It's like we're pushing people towards it.
Yes. Because we're making the robots more human-like, but we're making humans more robotic.
To intermerse into transhumanism.
Well, I guess I did.
Now as I think about it, somebody asked me a long time ago, what do you think is coming next?
And I said, well, it's pretty obviously a cyberpunk future because why else would you convince people that their bodies aren't right unless you add an augment?
That's the perfect setup for that.
I mean, it's like the same spiel of, you know, you can't be good enough without X product.
Just carry to the cyberpunk extreme where it's like, you can't be good enough without the Intel brain processor speeding up your brain properly and also diverting your brain away from those diversion thoughts.
Yeah. Well, fuck all that robot shit.
Human-like robots and all that shit, dude.
My instinct is grab a flamethrower.
As soon as I saw that thing, I was like, that thing needs burned.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
The flamethrower won't do anything to a robot, especially if they self-repair.
Oh, I was talking about the face.
Oh, the face.
Destroy that thing.
That lab needs to be blown up.
The face needs gone.
As soon as I saw it, I was like, that is not something anybody wants or is asking for.
I don't know.
Like, my concern is robots oppressing me, not robots having a smile on their face while they do it.
Alright, perfect time to give me a past tense verb.
Ruined. Ruined.
And a place.
Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein?
Fucking, I'll try to spell that.
Yeah. Liechtenstein?
Yeah, whatever.
It's okay.
Just approximate it.
It's great.
I would love to visit that place.
Let's get into some criminal shit.
A jail inmate was hit by a bullet from a nearby FBI target practice dude.
There was an inmate at a Los Angeles County Jail and he was just chilling on this little deck on this little porch outside this jail housing unit.
At the Pitches Detention Center South facility in Castaic, a little northwest of LA.
And he was just chilling there, dude, and he just gets fucking schmucked by a bullet.
It injured him.
He didn't die.
And after he reported the injury, workers at the facility found several cars had also been hit by bullets by this nearby FBI shooting site.
The outdoor shooting range is used primarily by FBI agents, the sheriff determined.
And the sheriff actually fucking did his little investigation and shut the place down.
So, that's pretty cool.
But there are other ranges right there too.
That's just one of them.
He just shut the one down.
How do you build a shooting range with no backstop?
It's crazy.
And it wasn't the first time.
Like, the basic rule of shooting ranges is elevation on the other side.
You know, flat ground here.
Wherever you're shooting, that's a kill.
Yeah, there's no possibility of a bullet going straight and shooting someone.
Yeah, the idea is if the bullet continues on, it's at such a high and extreme angle that it's traveling like 100 miles.
So, yeah, it's...
Someone... The fact that this happened...
The fact that somebody had to get shot by it before they were like...
Oh, yeah.
Our bullets shooting a parking lot is a problem, isn't it?
Yeah, dude.
I can only imagine them being like, let's fuck these guys up.
Let's just shoot over there.
Or just some idiots shooting there.
I don't know.
A guy got shot by the FBI.
It just kind of demonstrates that it's like weaponized incompetence is what all of these programs are because that just screams somebody who didn't know what the hell they were doing and was underqualified for the job.
Pick that as a shooting site.
And said, yes, this is fine.
And probably senior executives were like, are you sure about this?
I mean, the penetration is...
And they're like, shut up, I am in charge.
It's crazy.
We'll place it here.
So, yeah, there are definitely a couple lawsuits happening there.
What's this next story, dude?
Georgia mayor...
Okay, speaking of inmates, Georgia mayor faces felony charges after investigators say he stashed alcohol in a ditch for prisoners.
What do you know about this one?
I haven't heard any scuttlebutt around it, but I mean, is that the absolute worst thing that happened in this town?
That sounds like a crazy thing for them to prosecute someone as prominent as the mayor about.
How big of a problem was this?
That just sounds like one of those things where it's against the law.
But you'd never prosecute somebody unless you have a beef with them.
Right. So it's one of those dangles where they hold it out there because everybody violates it because you know you don't really do anything about it.
But then you say the wrong thing, you do the wrong thing, you piss off the wrong people.
Suddenly that law exists.
Support the wrong person.
Support the wrong person.
Exactly. So this guy, the mayor, Thomas Mayor Bench...
Okay, listen to his name.
This is his name, dude.
Thomas Mayor Benjamin Benji Cary Cranford.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
So he could have actually said, like in the Powerpuff Girls, vote for mayor for mayor.
This is in Thompson, Georgia.
So he was, they say he illegally left a bottle of gin in a ditch for a state prison crew.
He was indicted Wednesday at the McDuffie County Superior Court.
Wait, a state prison crew?
Like, uh, the staff?
Or are we talking like a team game?
No, like prison workers.
Yeah, prison workers.
Wow, I'll bet the whole community is super mad at him now.
That sounds like something where everyone is just keeping it on the download because it was making everybody happy.
Yeah. But then he said the wrong thing and pissed off the wrong people, so now there's a law.
You supported the wrong guy.
So yeah, they arrested him at City Hall after a council meeting, led him away in handcuffs.
He didn't answer questions for reporters, and he was released on a $5,000 bail.
I think somebody is like an interim mayor at this point until this is resolved.
So we'll see what happens there.
I thought you would like this one, dude.
You'd appreciate this one.
Well, a lot of women, a lot of women will appreciate this story.
We have a lot of women listeners, actually.
More than half.
So this comes from 2023.
According to the New York Post, the infamous Lake Tahoe foot fondler, Mark Anthony Gonzalez, 26 years old, was arrested in Atwater, California and charged with burglary and battery after two early July incidents at the Club Wintom South Shore Hotel in Nevada.
According to police...
The man has also been charged with having exquisite taste.
Yes. According to Feliz, Gonzalez, quote, entered two condominiums by opening unlocked screen doors.
Once inside, he positioned himself, and I'm not laughing at what he did, dude.
I mean, this is just ridiculous what he did.
I don't, I fucking do not condone this shit.
It's just kind of funny.
Okay, listen.
He went inside these places, and once inside, he positioned himself at the foot of the bed and rubbed the feet of two separate adult females.
in two different units.
When the victims woke up, he fled the scene.
And he's also suspected of trespassing and stealing women's shoes for sexual players.
Sorry, this guy's a fucking total weirdo.
He's so weirdly adorable, though.
He just kind of runs off when you notice he's an imp or a gremlin or something.
You go there just to tickle their feet.
Oh, man.
It's funny.
I forget what the name of it is.
I better look this up.
It's an old, like, traditional...
I mean, if you're gonna go to incredible lengths to, you know...
Fulfill your fetish.
You might as well go all the way.
And that was as far as he wanted to go.
He just wanted to go and tickle their feet.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Seeing he would have just been an odd guy who liked feet.
But now he's news.
I'm trying to think, man, because there was this traditional thing in Japan where they used to, like the men, they would go into the windows.
Of the Japanese women they wanted to have sex with or be in a relationship with.
And it was an old tradition that Japan had.
It was expected.
So if a guy liked a girl, he would wait till she went to sleep and he would go through the window to have sex with her and start a relationship.
It was a fucking tradition.
I'm trying to think of this.
I mean, nothing says romantic like forced entry.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's fucking weird.
I don't know.
I forget the name of it.
I mean, if it's expected, then, well, you can't really get mad when it happens.
It's like eloping.
Yeah, I can't remember.
Oh, no, it's kind of crazy.
Speaking of that, give me a plural noun.
Steaks. What kind of steaks?
Like, the steaks are high or I'm cooking some steaks?
The meaty kind.
Although either one really works for a noun.
I'm going to put meaty kind.
All right, next story here, dude.
Let's see.
19-year-old woman arrested for alleged sex with a dog.
Could face 10 years in prison.
There was an online video which made its rounds around Mississippi showing a Mississippi woman engaged in sexual activity with the dog which led to her arrest.
I'm going to leave her name out, but she is alleged to have not even alleged.
She recorded herself doing this, but...
She was detained on suspicion of severe...
Alleged for formality purposes.
Severe cruelty.
Severe cruelty after a concerned resident alerted local officials to the video from February of this year.
Sergeant J.D. Carter of Jones County Sheriff's Department told Daily Mail, In my 17 years in law enforcement, this is one of the most disturbing cases that I've ever investigated.
Wow. How hurt was the dog?
Well, I don't know.
Let's continue here.
Uh, the police station, the sheriff's department is in possession of several videos that are so graphic that we are not at liberty to release them or even discuss the particular content, he added.
The investigation into this case is far from over.
So, okay.
It's alleged that the woman, she said that she was coerced into carrying out the axe with the dogs on video.
She was saying that she, yeah, so she was threatened to do it, she said.
People pay her for the tapes, so she...
She does live screens like this is her OnlyFans or something.
Those are very charismatic dogs.
What can I say?
They're like, do it.
And she's like, I can't.
And they're like, you have to.
But we're going to blame it on you afterwards.
I'm like, did the dogs make her do it?
A German Shepherd appears to be one of the dogs.
So a German Shepherd is one of the dogs and the woman says it's a service dog.
Yeah, definitely a serviced dog.
A well-serviced dog, apparently.
I mean, how damaged mentally could this dog be?
So as much as I'm joking about the dog making her do it, does it actually mention who tried to coerce her?
Or can we assume it's the dog?
Well, who made the first move?
Who made the first move here?
Was it the dog going for a sniff and got the lick and then she was into it?
Or did she rub some peanut butter on the old crab snatch and horse the dog?
Did you walk into this or were you led?
That's an interesting question.
You know, the intricacies of human on dog consent.
But she was caught after she was recording these videos and she said she was selling them to people who coerced her to do it, who threatened her to do it.
So that's fucked up.
I mean, did she get any monetary value for this?
Because if she didn't actually make any money out of it, that kind of reinforces that maybe she did actually get forced.
Well, she said that people pay her.
She said people pay her.
Yeah. That doesn't sound very innocent.
No. That sounds more like, they made me do it, and then they gave me money.
And I'm like, if they're making you do it, then them not blackmailing you anymore is the payment.
They don't pay you money for it on top of it.
That's kind of like, you know, it's blackmail when they make you do it just to do it.
When you get paid for it, that's called providing a service.
Exactly. And speaking of service, this next story, a man who pulled a gun.
After Burger King worker wouldn't take drugs as payment, gets 143 years in prison.
So this dude, he went in to get some burgers, right?
He wanted some burgers at Burger King, and he didn't have money, and he was like, I have drugs.
Take these drugs and give me the fucking burgers.
And they were like, no, that's not going to happen.
And so this motherfucker, I think he pulled out a gun, and then he also pulled out a gun at a drive-thru worker earlier, before this or after this.
He went to this other place.
He saw that there was a surveillance door because he pointed the gun at the convenience store worker and he saw the video and he shot the video screen and then left and shot people outside or shot at people outside.
And then later that night, he was at a house and the people in the house called 911 to report that shots were fired after she refused to open the door to this guy.
So he was threatening her through the door.
He knew the woman.
I was just thinking maybe he offered her drugs to be let inside.
He probably did first.
He's just trying to apply to everybody in every scenario with drugs.
Even when the cops came.
No, we can work this out.
I got all these drugs here for you.
Cops come.
He's like, no, no, no.
I got some crack, man.
What do you want?
Cocaine? I got some heroin.
What? So yeah, he knew the people in the house.
The people wouldn't let him in.
He did probably offer them drugs first.
Like, no, we don't like you.
You're crazy.
Then he shot.
And then they called the cops.
Cops came and arrested the guy.
So that whole thing happened within a day.
Shot up a convenience store.
Went to Burger King.
Pulled out a gun.
Did all that shit.
And then shot a couple people in the parking lot.
Went to this house, dude.
It's just nuts.
I can't wait for the CNN version of the story.
Bullets fired out of floating gun.
Authorities unsure if drugs are involved.
Yeah. Oh yeah, CNN would paint a whole different picture.
So were drugs involved, guys?
I don't know.
Did he try to pay with them?
Did he try to kill people when they wouldn't take them?
Speaking of pain.
Definitely not involved.
Speaking of pain.
How many drugs are you on to think that would work?
Who knows?
Speaking of pain.
Speaking of pain, this next story, Florida man arrested after note asking the bank teller for a single penny.
Okay? So, according to an arrest report obtained by the smoking gun, the strange request occurred June 29th at a Chase Bank branch in Lady Lake about 80 kilometers north of Orlando.
So, the guy walked in, filled out a withdrawal slip, handed it over.
It was for one penny.
And, well, he didn't even have a bank account with them to start out.
So, there was no account for him to even withdraw this penny from.
So, the teller's like, no, we're not going to give you a penny.
And they actually called the police.
The guy just sat down.
He was just like, he sat down and waited for the police.
He told them he didn't have a weapon.
Okay, first of all, he did not have a weapon or a firearm or anything like that.
He just sat down.
I couldn't afford one.
He didn't even have a criminal record.
This guy was clean.
He sat down and waited for his rest.
He's like, dude, I just want to withdraw a penny.
That's all.
That's all I wanted to do.
That's so bizarre.
It sounds like he was just setting himself up to be arrested.
That's what it sounds like.
You'd have to...
I mean, in the end, you have to know that no matter how small the dollar amount is, you're still demanding money that ain't yours from a bank, and that's still going to be considered a robbery attempt.
And you being unarmed just means that they're not going to come at you tactically.
They're just going to come and slap some cuffs on you.
But you're still going to get arrested for it.
So it just seems to me like he wanted that outcome.
Because he even sat around and waited for it.
Like if he was earnestly just mentally disturbed and thought he could get a penny and for some reason wanted it from a bank, he would have fled when they said we're calling the cops.
Yeah, he just sat down and waited.
He was fully compliant.
He was like, yeah, I'll talk.
And he told him everything.
He just wanted the penny.
And it did seem like he just wanted to be arrested.
So maybe he was a homeless guy or just really down on his luck at that moment in time.
And maybe he was just needed a meal.
Exactly. Three cots and a hot, right?
Three hots and a cot.
I hope we don't have three cots and a hot.
You're giving up two of your hots for two of those cots.
So yeah, I don't know.
Maybe he's just homeless and he got to the point.
He's on the verge of being homeless and he realized, I'm really hungry.
This homeless thing is hard.
And then he just got arrested.
Non-violent.
Yeah, I mean, it is.
I mean, it is about the simplest solution.
And it's not somewhere when you get put away, you're going to get attacked because people don't really frown on getting arrested just because you need a place to stay.
It's not like you did something where people on the inside are going to enact justice on you.
So it's totally, he's just going to coast it.
It's like the most inoffensive thing you could get arrested for because it's not like he hurt anybody, threatened anyone.
There's no violence at all.
It was just, I asked.
A place for money.
They told me no and had me arrested.
Yeah. Like the most boring, what are you in for, story ever.
Speaking about the most boring and uninteresting story ever, let's listen to this next one here.
Praised zoologist with a dark side.
Adam Britton.
Have you ever heard of this guy?
Should I?
I'm scared to look him up.
Well, he was a once-celebrated zoologist.
And, well, he remained expressionless as he was sentenced to 10 years and 5 months of prison with a non-parole period of 6 years for the rape, torture, and murder of dozens of dogs.
He's also banned for life from purchasing any animal or having any animal on his property.
Back in the day, man, Adam Britton, he was marketing himself as an acclaimed crocodile expert and researcher, and he appeared in National Geographic and numerous documentaries alongside David Attenborough.
Oh, that's probably where I vaguely heard of the names.
Yeah, probably.
David Attenborough.
Because I was thinking, isn't he a documentarist or something, but I don't remember anything he's done.
My famed researcher and acclaimed crocodile expert friend, Adam Britton.
He was living a disturbing double life, where he was torturing and raping, killing dogs on the side.
That was my David Attenborough.
He insisted those dogs may not have consented to the murder, but was not rape.
Oh, dude, check this out, man.
So, Britton, he sourced...
Whatever that means.
He sourced 42...
Okay, so he got 42 dogs from online classified giant Gumtree between 2020 and 2022, promising dog owners that he would give them a good home.
It's like the dog-bang version of Cruella de Vil.
That's weird.
And then he filmed himself...
Raping and killing them in a shipping container, he called his torture room, on his rural property on the outskirts of Darwin.
On the free messenger app...
Why do these people always generate their own incriminating evidence?
They sell this shit, bro.
They fucking sell this shit.
There's a market for this shit.
He probably was pulling in some money off of this.
Yeah, his connections?
Yeah. I don't think this was necessarily just feeding a weird fetish that I had.
I'm pretty sure he was making income from...
He definitely was, dude.
Just think about how he was rich.
He was acclaimed.
People loved him.
He had TV shows.
He had connections.
He was doing this for years.
And he was selling this shit.
And because of his reputation, he had unfettered access to animals.
So, on the free messenger service Telegram, which...
We don't have time to get into.
Britton discussed his kill count, Jesus Christ, and uploaded videos of his murders under the pseudonyms Monster and Cerberus.
Wow, that's pretty awful of them to discuss.
Well, thankfully they arrested the creator of Telegram for some kind of charges, so they'll probably get that shit buried real quick.
A bunch of charges, yeah.
I mean, he's arrested.
He was let go.
Now he's out, but he can't leave France.
His wife's revealed as potentially a Mossad agent.
She was constantly getting out where they were.
The whole thing was really like spy versus spy from the start to the end.
Why the hell would you fall for that as a Russian expat who's used to governments wanting you gone?
Yeah. Is the really crazy story.
Yeah, dude, that whole telegram thing is crazy.
We'll probably talk about it next week.
So, to finish this one out, other animal rights activists have called for Adam Britton's execution.
Just like, kill him.
Fuck it, kill him.
Quarter him in the streets.
Oh, yeah, that's more of that concern for animals over people.
We have this weird inversion where we value the life of all other living things over our own.
Yeah, it's kind of sad.
Give me a plural noun.
Hurry up.
Plural noun.
We don't have a lot of time.
Uh, disasters.
Okay. Disasters.
Moving on.
Moving on to world news.
Riders stranded 243 feet up on Six Flags attraction during storm.
A ride shut down in the middle of a storm at Six Flags in Mexico, leaving those aboard dangling 243 feet in the air for about 10 minutes.
The storm was raging.
One of the riders was able to get footage of it on the old Skyscreamer ride in Mexico City.
Well, that's got to be terrifying.
It was heavy rain and winds.
It was terrifying.
The video is scary.
So, they shut it down for a little bit.
Right? They ceased operating.
And then they resumed rides later in the day.
No injuries.
No injuries.
But that would be very scary.
Well, I'll say.
Got to be up there during a hurricane.
Yeah. I mean, you can't say that you haven't had the most extreme experience possible after you get off that thing, though.
Like, literally could not have experienced a more extreme amusement park ride.
Fuck all that, dude.
It really brings the intensity to boring stuff like the Ferris wheel, don't it?
Skyscreamer. I rode some rides.
There was a fair set up in Guatemala when I was down there, and I was like, whatever.
One of the locals took me there, and he's like, let's go.
Let's fucking ride these rides.
Dude, it was scary.
Bolts were clinking.
Dude, it was not.
I wrote everything.
The zipper, their version of a zipper and all sorts of shit.
I should not have.
I mean, I lived, I guess.
Yeah, you survived.
The dodgy regulations didn't happen to fail on your account at that particular moment.
I can say this, man.
It was fun.
And the circus people, the carnies, they were hilarious.
They were great.
Everyone was on drugs, I can tell you that.
Well, I mean, you gotta stay entertained by...
Doing the exact same show over and over again, after all.
Dude, it was beautiful.
It was in Antigua, so there's this volcano surrounding you.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
All right, tell us this next story, Cricket.
What is this thing?
What is this?
All right.
Influencers poop face mask alarms doctors.
People are getting too extreme on the internet.
Tell us about this.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, poop face mask.
All right, Brazilian model Debra Pejoto.
Routinely covers her face with her own poop.
It's the craziest thing I've done in my life, Pejoto31 told Jam Press.
That really feels like an understatement.
The Instagram influencer, who previously went viral for putting period blood on her skin to soften it, said she decided to start doing the fecal face mask after reading online that it could, quote, prevent aging.
Well, I mean, if you die of sepsis, you don't age anymore.
This is just disgusting, dude.
The Instagram footage shows the content creator, who boasts over 650K Instagram followers, opening a container of her feces and smearing it all over her face as if applying a mud mask.
I mean, it is a mud mask.
It's just, you know, butt mud.
Ugh. Debra then pinches her nose closed with a clothespin and lets the feces do its work on her face for several minutes before washing it off.
I mean, that is what you do with that.
What's the bacteria doing to her face?
What's the bacteria you do?
Just let the E. coli slowly and gently infuse itself into your system forever.
So gnarly.
At the end of the video, she is refreshed as she gleefully shows off the results.
And to add to the stink, last year she married her much older cousin.
Experts were quick to talk shit.
Oh my god, you know that that author was absolutely waiting to say that.
Alright, Dr. Sophie Moment.
Experts were quick to talk shit.
Yes. A consultant dermatologist at the Cadogan Clinic in London made clear that, quote, there is absolutely no scientific benefit to your skin in using feces as a face mask because, you know, it needed to be said.
Wow, I mean, I don't know what's more gross, the feces or the period blood?
I mean, it's pretty much all bodily fluids that could potentially...
Infect you.
They're there.
I mean, while we're at it, you know, just add a little mucus, maybe some pus.
Why not just have them all?
Adrenochrome, man.
Using that blood to make her skin soft.
Her own blood.
Well, I have certainly been influenced to horror.
Yeah, I'm going to say this right now.
I'm definitely not influenced enough to put shit or period blood anywhere on my body, especially my face.
I would highly recommend you not cover yourself in shit.
Yeah. Those old remedies got people killed.
I second that.
Some of the remedies are great, but this one, no, it's not a remedy.
Not a remedy.
I mean, it's a remedy if you want to anti-age by dying the next day.
Yes, yes.
Let's look at this next one.
How much time we have?
We're pretty much done here, right?
Let's see.
Yeah, gotta wrap it up.
Okay, wrapping it up.
Wrapping it up.
Alright, so this last story, for this last story, we're going to present to all y'alls.
Woman's eyeball sewn to the corner of her eye in botched cosmetic surgery.
A Chinese woman suffered vision problems and subsequent depression following a botched double eyelid surgery in which her eyeball was accidentally sewn to the corner of her eye.
Cricket. How do you...
What the fuck?
That's what you call rolling a one on that D20 in real life.
Like, that is a critical failure.
Yeah. So, in 2021, Ms. Zhang, a woman from White Fang in China, underwent a double eyelid surgery at the White Fang Kuan Medical Beauty Clinic to correct an unevenness of the corners of her eyes.
So, man, there's actually a procedure in these Asian countries.
They want to look more like Western white people like us.
And they get a surgery to like pull up that kind of like little teardrop thing, you know, that Asian people generally have.
So they make the eyes lift up.
They want to look more white.
God, nobody can accept who they are, can they?
It's crazy.
Body dysphoria is crazy.
So the woman claims that she felt discomfort during the actual surgery, but pushed through it only to discover that her left eyeball and the corner of the eye had been stitched together.
At first, the doctor who operated on her told her that everything was fine.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Just relax.
You're good.
Don't worry about it.
But then Zhang started experiencing blurry vision and limited eye movement.
Hmm. You see this picture?
You see this fucking picture?
Did he expect her not to see it?
How would you not notice?
Oh, you can't see it.
You're pretty clearly blind now, so of course you don't see that.
Man, so she went and got the stitches removed and noticed a thread-like connection between the eyeball and the corner of her eye socket.
The surgeon assured her that it was not serious and offered her another operation to separate them.
I would definitely be eager to go back to such a surgeon.
Holy shit.
Unfortunately, the follow-up operation was unsuccessful.
I get him.
I think that's the least shocking part of this story, that the people that sewed a freaking eyeball to an eyelid failed to fix it.
Two in a row.
Two for two there.
Yeah, I really feel like the fact that she gave them faith is the most disturbing part of this.
Like, someone fucked your eyeball up.
Big time.
Sewed it the inside of your eyelid.
And you're just like, yeah, could you fix that for me?
I'd be like, I want anybody except you doing this.
Like, honestly, Blake, who's your secretary?
I want them undoing this.
So after the second unsuccessful operation, her eye became inflamed, and a week after the procedure, her eyeball in the corner of her eye once again became fused together.
How does that happen?
She now hopes to get corrective surgery at a hospital in Shanghai, but lacks the necessary money.
The situation has allegedly caused her to fall into a deep depression.
So they grew.
So essentially, as they were regenerating, because your whole body regenerates itself, because they were connected, they grew together.
Unreal. Yeah, I feel like that would be the kind of thing that would get someone to possibly, quote, distrust the experts.
At which point you need to, you know, break out the baseball bat and use the bullying.
Yeah, yeah.
Back in line and all because, boy, that's going to make a lot of people distrust experts.
Like, remember, amateurs created things, created like, you know, the pyramids.
Experts made this.
They always say it was skilled tradespeople.
I'm like, there were no skilled tradespeople in that society.
So the caste system.
The woman, it was all caste.
It still is basically a caste system.
Low income.
I mean, yeah, they had skills, but, you know, they were, well, yeah, it's still technically a caste system.
It was just more blatant back then.
Like, yeah, they were skilled in the same way that you trained somebody in a job that they were forced to do, to do that job forever.
It's very skilled at it.
Yeah. But no, we need DEI.
Get someone that doesn't have this skill.
We need somebody who can sew an eyeball to an eyelid.
I'm not even a doctor!
And be unashamed.
Yeah, and be shameless enough to say you're fine afterwards.
That's what we're really looking for.
You're good.
Go home.
To just convince you that this is the Democratic Party, dude.
We're going to sew your eyeball to your eyelid and tell you you're fine and you're going to accept it.
And they're like, yeah, it's okay.
And they do it and they're like, this is great.
I gotta say it.
Who are you going to believe?
Us are your lion eyes.
Oh! Wait, wait.
I know I have something here.
Right here.
Quick. Give me a plural noun.
Lakes. Lakes?
Lakes. Give me something better than that.
Give me something crazy.
Give me something dark, gnarly, something that's unconventional, isn't clean, something dirty.
Oh, something dirty.
Shit masks.
I'm doing shit masks.
I will do it for you.
Okay, dookie face.
Dookie face.
The woman...
Alright, I gotta change it to dookie face.
Alright, hold on.
Dookie faces.
Dookie faces.
The woman says she paid this clinic 30,000 yuan, 4,200 American dollars, and then she, like, you know, asked for that money back.
And the doctor's like, fuck no.
I'm gonna give you 10,000 yuan, which is, I don't know, like, a thousand dollars.
And assured her that her problem was only minor and could be fixed with a different surgery.
And so, yeah.
Happened again.
Wouldn't give her money back.
Really fills you with confidence in their medical system over there.
Don't you want that system here, guys?
Where you can get an eyeball sewn to yourself and then they fuck it up a second time and then decide, you know what?
I got all the power.
Screw you.
No refund.
Also, I'm not even a doctor.
Yeah, here's 10k for permanently disabling your eye.
It's her own money.
Here's 10k of your own money back.
Oh my god.
It's so fucked up.
It's bad enough that it's 10k for losing an eye.
Not worth it, dude.
Not worth it.
Give me a type of food.
Toast. And a verb.
Eight. Eight?
Eat. Eat.
To put it in present tense.
No, give me something crazy.
Give me something adult.
Pleasured? Pleasured.
Okay, perfect.
Let's see the results!
News break.
The president...
The president passed his physical stenches with flying steaks of the meaty kind this morning.
Doctors gave him a chaotic bill of health, but advised him to...
Pleasure at least 20 minutes a day and to eat less messy.
At the Liechtenstein Zoo, a 500-pound aardvark reached out and grabbed a woman's insane camera right out of her esophagus.
There you go.
When she tried to take this picture eating a toast, the aardvark then ruined the camera.
I love Madlitz.
Yeah, Madlitz is great.
Sometimes it doesn't pay to diet.
Popular comedian Stephen, who's lost more than four pounds, was virtually caught with his disasters down when his pants fell to the floor as he performed in front of an audience of 500 enthusiastic dookie faces.
Well, there you go.
Who else is gonna show up, right?
News break!
Well, folks, ladies and gentlemen, I hope that was a good episode for y'all to listen to.
It was a bunch of crazy shit.
We broke the news.
It's now broken.
We broke it.
It's been broken.
It's been broughten.
Come back next week for another episode.
I don't know what we'll do.
I don't know what we'll do next week.
Give CNN a few hours and they'll fix the news again.
God only knows what they'll do with the news.
God only knows.
Well, you know, always distrust the government, extends to their entertainment agencies.
You know, facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
You know who said that?
Who's that?
Aldous Huxley.
Oh, nice.
I was thinking it was the guy standing in the entrance of the Boeing jet right before he doors him off.
It's the pilot.
That's what he goes.
He goes out of the cockpit, talks to all the passengers, and that's what he says.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Then he just turns around and gets back in the pilot seat and takes off.
Oh, by the way, emergency landing time.
Yes. But we haven't taken off yet.
Well, yeah, it's an emergency landing now.
Our takeoff's turned into it.
Oh, man.
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Give us shit face reviews.
I don't give a fuck.
We just, you know, give us five-star reviews, though.
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Don't do the poo mask.
Don't do that.
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How's your website doing?
Oh, not too bad.
I just updated with...
I just updated with another long-form essay on drugs and how they're awesome.
Oh, nice.
Maybe you can present that next week.
Yeah, I was thinking about making it into a show, but I had to come up with a general premise, so I wrote it all into a document.
I try to always make my documents longer than a Twitter post, but not more than two pages.
Just long enough that people aren't like, okay, I'm done with this.
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And actually, you guys, word of mouth works wonders.
So if you please go out there, tell your friends, family, loved ones, even the hated ones, your bullies, the ones you bully, you know, before you stuff them in a locker or help them by pulling them out of the locker.
Tell them to listen to the Paranautica podcast.
I mean, you'll have their attention.
And that's what's key.
You need their attention.
You know, you gotta do something.
Stand outside of a grocery store, Walmart or wherever, and literally just shake hands with people.
Reach out.
Aggressively reach out to shake hands and say, listen to the Paranautica podcast.
It might freak them out a little bit, but it'll get their attention.
Maybe they'll look it up afterwards.
Once they're done assessing the situation and determined that they're safe.
As people run up and randomly just get lit at them.
Like, what the hell's going on?
Am I okay?
Okay, I'm okay.
Well, I should look that up then.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, take care of yourselves.
