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OSL 103 - Trump Administration Announces They Are Removing Poison From Water Supply

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owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		I've already had it with your attitude in the chat.
		So maybe I'm just gonna roast the chat all night.
		You guys have had way too much fluoride.
unidentified		Oh, maybe for one always on your mind.
unidentified		And who is the reason?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm kidding.
		I love the trolls in the chat.
		What would we do without you?
		Actually, we'd be fine.
		He really wouldn't care.
unidentified		I love you so much that I think I'm going insane.
		I'm going crazy out of my head, going crazy.
		Out of my head.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You guys ever heard of Tesla before?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		The rock band?
unidentified		It's a new one for me.
		Everyone kind of digging somebody and you know everybody needs someone.
		Well, Lena, yes, it's true.
		Everybody needs a special kind of love.
		And you're the only one I'm thinking of.
		Give me no one to be.
		You are my only.
		I feel so lonely, and I know I'm not the only one to carry on this way.
		I love you so much.
		I'm losing track of time.
		Lose track of the days.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		They're from Sacramento?
layne staley [aic] ▲ ● ▼		It ain't the love you choose, it's a life you live.
unidentified		I only want to give only what you give.
		I only want to give.
		Now Okay, pretty.
		Oh, yeah, baby.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It does have a Steven Tyler Aerosmith sound to it, doesn't it?
unidentified		Well, Lena, yes, that's true.
unidentified		Tesla.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What you give.
unidentified		Why can't forever be forever and nothing more?
		I feel so lonely, and I know I'm not the only one to ever feel this way.
		I love you so much.
		I lose track of time.
		Lose track of the days.
		I'm going out of my head, going crazy.
		When out of my head, can't think about nothing but your good, sweet love.
		And what you hear is not what you got, it's what you give.
		Yeah.
		It ain't the life you choose, it's a life you hear.
		No, no, no, no, no.
		It's not what you got, it's what you give.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Does anyone play better music than me on Rumble?
unidentified		No.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		The answer is no.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Owen Schroyer Live, episode 103.
		Trump administration announces they are removing poison from the water supply coming to you as always through the Owen.gold microphone.
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		All right.
		I'm going to read this story here.
		I'm a little off the cuff tonight as it is.
		It's been a long day.
		I've got this thing that happens now where it's like those routine influencer daily routine videos.
		And it's like my routine is wake up and deal with legal every day for like an hour.
		And it's just obnoxious.
		So I was dealing with legal all morning.
		Then I was dealing with the FBI.
		And then had some other things I had to take care of.
		Then I did my show.
		And then I did another show.
		And now I'm doing this show.
		So I'm just a little really just burnt out, to be honest.
		I'm just kind of burnt out with it all.
		Kind of in a holding pattern.
		But we come live every Monday, so I wasn't going to let you down.
		And we are here.
		We'll probably take a bunch of calls.
		I'm going to read this news about getting the fluoride out of the water.
		It's pretty significant.
		Not just that we're taking the fluoride out of the water, a no-neurotoxin.
		It's also significant because in a weird way, it's an admission that it should have never been there to begin with.
		Pretty significant.
		Fluoride, a no-neurotoxin, lowers IQ.
		Mass drugging, the public consumption.
		Doesn't matter how old you are, how much you weigh, anything, man, woman, just drink the fluoride in the water.
		They add it to the water.
		It has a poison toxin warning label on it, a skull and crossbones, not to be consumed, and they dump it into the water.
		They literally poison the water.
		Now, I was lucky.
		I didn't even, it wasn't even a fluoride thing.
		I mean, I don't know.
		I never talked to my parents about it.
		We just had a clean water system.
		We just had a purified water system in our house, so I wasn't drinking it as a kid.
		I guess we all drank from the hose.
		Do kids still drink from the hose?
		Does anybody know, do people still drink from the hose a hot summer day?
		You're out playing, you just go to the hose.
		They used to drink us, make us drink from the hose at ball practice, too.
		You'd be out on the field, and they just had those big, like, watering stations with like those tubes.
		It was just the hose.
		It was just hose water.
		I don't know.
		Do kids still drink from the hose?
		Do they even play outside?
		Do kids even play outside anymore?
	So I guess there'd be no use to drink from the hose.
	They don't even play outside.
	But I mean, anybody in the 90s grew up drinking from the hose for sure, probably before that.
	So that would have been my only fluoride ingestion, likely, because my house had filtered water.
	Was the water that I drank.
	I guess now that I'm thinking about it, probably drank tap water for a couple years in college.
	Trying to think.
	I don't know.
	Maybe I didn't drink any water in college.
	Maybe I just drank beer.
	No, probably drank from the tap in college.
	And then when I learned about the fluoride and everything else in the water, quit drinking tap water and drank nothing but filtered water.
	So I haven't consumed too much fluoride in my day.
	I'm thankful for that.
	But a lot of people aren't aware of this.
	They're drinking tons of fluoride.
	So they remove from the water and admission that it should never have been there, but a good news situation where now you just don't poison the water supply.
	And it's more than just your drinking water.
	You cook with this water.
	It's probably the water you get when you go out to eat at restaurants.
	The water that they cook with.
	You give this water to your pets, probably.
	I don't even, my turtle tank, my little baby turtle, he doesn't swim around in fluoride water.
	Although they do, they give you, you can get this solution that balances out the fluoride and other stuff in the water if you want to do that, if you want to have an elite turtle.
	But my turtle is just living in an aquarium now until he's big enough to live in the pond in my backyard.
	So you won't be drinking the neurotoxin.
	This is good for our civilization, for our country.
	It's an admission that it should never even have been there to begin with.
	So that's a whole nother discussion.
	But will they even have that discussion?
	They'll probably say RFK Jr. is the bad guy for taking the fluoride out of the water.
	I just can't even imagine drinking fluoride your entire life.
	And then what that does to your IQ.
	And there's many other poisons.
	There's many other poisons in our food and our water and everything else that we need to get rid of.
	But it's a good start.
	But, you know, all that fluoridated water gets used to water crops.
	It's given to livestock.
	They drink it.
	So it's just, it just gets into everything when you poison the water supply.
	It just gets into everything.
	But really, when you talk about make America healthy again, you take the fluoride out of the water, poisoning everything with that.
	You're poisoning everything.
	And then you need to take the poison out of the skies as well with the geoengineering and the chemtrails.
	Now, this has been addressed at the federal level.
	I don't know if there's been enough action taken.
	It still goes on at the state level.
	But this is like umbrella issues that are non-political when you're talking about make America healthy again.
	And it's just good for humanity and civilization in general.
	It's a good start.
	You know, RFK Jr., I'm going to read this story.
	RFK Jr. has been getting a lot of heat.
	And you know what?
	It's fine.
	It's good.
	And he recently promoted a vaccine.
	It was the MMR vaccine.
	It's just, it's so strange because the MMR vaccine is probably not that bad, all things considered.
	I wouldn't take it.
	I'm not promoting it.
	I wouldn't take it.
	I didn't take it.
	I'm not taking any vaccines.
	I don't have any vaccines.
unidentified		Wouldn't give it to my kids.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		But it's funny.
		You wonder what is even true anymore about disease, especially after you got lied to about COVID.
		And then you learn about the flu shots.
		The flu shots don't work.
		The flu shots just get you sick.
		They literally do not stop the flu.
unidentified		And they admit it, by the way.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It's like the big secret.
		It's like, oh, well, we just do it anyway.
		No, the big secret is by the time you get the flu vaccine, it's already outdated.
		But they know that they put it in their white papers.
		They put it in their scientific papers.
		The flu shot that you get is already expired.
		So it just makes you sick.
		And then whatever the hell else is in it.
		And it toxifies your bloodstream.
		So, yeah, I just say don't take any vaccines.
		Works for me.
		But okay, MMR vaccine's been tested a lot.
		It's probably not the worst, but he gets a lot of trouble for promoting that.
		RFK Jr. does.
		But here's what's funny about it.
		When I was in Brazil, they had a big measles outbreak.
		How big?
		I mean, who knows what that really means?
		But it was a big measles scare, big measles outbreak.
		And for a week, because I spent, I think it was like 20 days there.
		And for a week, I was living with somebody that had measles.
		And it was actually a two-bedroom apartment.
		And I was staying with the girl I was dating at the time.
		She was Brazilian.
		And then her roommate that she lived with had measles.
unidentified		It was a girl.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And so she comes back from the doctor's office and they're like, oh, you got to wear this mask and you need to isolate and don't be around anybody, no human contact, and all this other stuff.
		Well, I was living with her and it didn't really scare us, but her boyfriend was living there too, and they were still sleeping together.
		I'm sure they were, you know, being intimate and everything else.
		And none of us got measles.
		I didn't have a shot.
		The other two did have the shot.
		In fact, if you look, the shots are different in every country.
		And this is actually kind of a weird tell that I just know because I have a lot of international friends.
		But like in Brazil and a lot of South American countries, a lot of European countries too, you'll see a scar right around here on the arm.
		And a lot of that is from the MMR vaccine.
		So if you have a scar, if you have a scar like right here, see, I don't have a scar.
		I didn't get the vaccine.
		But if you have a scar right here, that's from a vaccine.
		Well, I wasn't vaccinated.
		I lived in the house.
		This girl was supposed to be isolating.
		She didn't.
		We ate dinner together.
		We watched movies together.
		Her and her boyfriend slept together.
		Nobody else got measles.
		And so it just makes you wonder: like, what is even, what is even real?
		Is it really that contagious?
		How do you even get it?
		What are all the vaccines that they put in your arm that cause a scar?
		It's actually, you can actually tell where somebody is from and what vaccine they've gotten based off the scar because each one has like a different footprint.
		It's like you can tell, like, I can tell for sure that's your MMR shot from Brazil, just because I've just because I'd seen it so many times.
		But there's different shots in Europe that do it.
		There's different shots in other South American countries.
unidentified		Some people have double scars.
unidentified		It's like a crater in your arm.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, gee, that injection that put a crater in your arm.
		Sure, that's good for you.
		Yeah, which generation, too.
		Yeah.
		How old are they?
		The old polio vaccines used to give you a scar.
		Hey, do you guys ever have a situation?
		Sometimes this is where I'm at.
		I've been on air for this is I'm on hour number five now, so I'm just like, whatever, man.
		It's one of those nights.
		Maybe we'll read the story.
		Maybe I'll just sit up here and just stream of consciousness.
		Do you ever go through those moments where you just like question everything?
		You just wonder, is anything even real?
		What is what am I even doing?
		What is this life?
		What is this?
		What is this consciousness?
		What is this?
		Am I in like an avatar?
		Am I stuck here?
		Have I done this before?
		It's kind of the whole question of the Mandela effect.
		I had this situation.
		Maybe I should just talk about you.
		You want to just watch a basketball game?
		There's a basketball game on.
		It's pretty entertaining.
		Championship basketball game.
		Should I just shut up?
		Should we just watch a basketball game?
		I had this situation this weekend.
		So I'm not trying to be graphic, but I get out of the shower and I'm just drying myself off.
		And I swear to you, there's a birthmark on my left leg that I've never seen before.
		And I'm like.
		By the way, I'm sober, folks.
		I don't do any drugs.
		So this isn't a drug thing.
		I'm totally sober.
		I'm sitting there.
unidentified		I'm like, am I like, am I tripping?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What in the hell?
		You ever had weird stuff like that?
		You ever just wonder, like, what in the hell is going on with the Mandela effect?
		You want to see the birthmark on my leg?
		You've never seen my leg before the birthmark, so how would you even know?
		You want to know what I really think?
		No, these things don't just pop up with age.
		It's not like an age thing.
		I'm not aging.
		I have very, I'm very healthy.
		I have very healthy skin.
		I don't have any, I don't have any age blemishes.
		I barely, I'm 35.
		I barely even have a, I barely even have a crow's feet on my eye.
		It's like I can bear, they're starting to come in a little bit.
		I'm trying to avoid it.
		I've got a couple spider veins popping up here or there.
		That's just from all the activity I think I do with playing basketball, lifting weights, probably talking too much.
		Like to talk.
		I talk a lot.
		No, no, I think I'm in a different dimension now.
		No, this isn't an age spot.
		I'm telling you.
		Are you trying to bait me?
		The moon?
		Do you want to talk about a moon?
		I swear this new birthmark, it is, it actually, no, it is more like a, it's more like a freckle, probably, but it's not a freckle because it's not round.
		And it's like, it's like a dark thing.
		But it's not a mole because it's flat on the skin.
		I do drink black seed oil.
		I have this, I have this concoction I make, usually about twice or so a week.
		Black seed oil, wheatgrass, coconut water.
		What's the, there's this black powder I put in it that is a, oh, what's it called?
		Can't even remember.
		Turmeric, liquid turmeric.
		It tastes like ass.
		I mean, this stuff tastes like, it's horrible, man.
		It's disgusting, but it's good for you.
		So I drink it about twice, maybe three times a week.
		No, no, I woke up in a different dimension.
		I think it was Saturday.
		I think it was Saturday.
		I woke up in a different dimension.
		I don't know.
		You fall into such a routine.
		A lot of people can probably relate to this.
		You fall into such a routine.
		And I think it really happens when you get to 30 more than anything.
		Because once you get to 30, you kind of, you know what works, you know what doesn't.
		You know what you like to do.
		You know what you don't like to do.
		In many ways, you've kind of settled down, if you will.
		It's like what they talk about getting married, settling down.
		It's like, yeah, you don't want to go date anymore.
		You don't want to deal with it.
		You just settle down.
		Might not even be about love.
		It's just you just settle down.
		In your 30s, you kind of settle down and you just fall into this pattern.
		And I'm, you know, this is why I talk about the influencer stuff, the routine stuff, why I like it.
		You know, Ashton Hall, that famous guy, that black guy who dips his face in the ice water with the cucumbers and the lemons and all that stuff.
		And people give him a hard time.
		I actually like that stuff.
		It's not that it inspires me or honestly, even that stuff, it's probably unreal.
	Is that even real?
	Like, really, do you do that every day?
	I don't know.
	I mean, I have a routine I do every day, but it's like the reason I like that stuff is because it teaches, to me, it teaches the lesson to young people, specifically young men.
	That's what I think about.
	I think about young men.
	And it teaches the lesson that if you want to be successful, you do have to have a very rigorous schedule and you have to stick to it.
	It's not easy to be successful.
	It's easy to be poor.
	It's hard to be rich.
	Do I think Representative Eric Burleson's two bills repeal the AFT and NFA have a chance to pass the House and Senate signed by Trump?
	Been pushing really hard for it on my ex.
	I'd like to see that.
	There doesn't seem to be much corralling in the House right now.
	Speaker Johnson has been an ineffective leader in my eyes.
	He's not moving any of these important bills forward.
	He's not moving the dual citizenship bill forward.
	He's not moving those two bills forward.
	He's not moving Marjorie Taylor Greene's bills forward and Anna Paulino's bills forward.
	He's now working with Anna Paulina Luna because that was such an embarrassment last week.
	Ice bass are probably good for you.
	No, I do think because young men, what I don't even, I'm not in it.
	Look, I'm not in it to be a role model or anything like that.
	Let's be clear.
	I've done that phase in my life.
	I did youth development for two years, and I've done other things when I was younger.
	I'm not here to be a role model.
	I'm not trying to be a role model.
	If I happen to be one, then that's fine, but that's not what I'm here to do.
	But where do young men, where do young men go?
	Where do young men go for role models for leadership?
	Most of the people that get promoted to them are probably not good people.
	So it's like, no, if you want to be successful, you're going to have to be serious about it.
	You're going to have to have a pretty serious schedule.
	So that's why I kind of like that stuff, actually.
	Thank you, Sharpface.
	Do you think Andrew Tate is a good role model?
	People keep saying Andrew Tate.
	I mean, I think Andrew Tate is probably not a good role model.
	I think Andrew Tate is another example of just inspiration for young men.
	I'm not here to decide who your role model should or shouldn't be.
	I'm saying, why does the name Andrew Tate come to mind when you think about male role models?
	Simply because he's an inspiration to young men and he represents what they call toxic masculinity, but it's really something that will get you ahead in the world, And it's proof by his life, I would say.
	I don't know the last time Andrew Tate was on InfoWars.
	It's been a while.
	People say they've been spamming Mike Johnson's ex about this stuff.
	What were we even talking about?
	How we're in a different dimension, how I woke up in a different dimension?
	Is that what we were getting into?
	And then I got sidetracked.
	The only role model is Jesus Christ.
	You guys are, some of you are sick in the chats.
	You know that?
	You want to know what I really think about this experience called life?
	Too bad.
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	No, I'm just kidding.
	You know what?
	Let me read this story.
	We've been ranting here.
	Let me just go ahead and cover news.
	Who knows?
	RFK Jr. says he plans to tell CDC to stop recommending fluoride in the drinking water.
	They've already gotten rid of it in Florida.
	U.S. Health Secretary RFK Jr. today said he plans to tell the CDC to stop recommending fluoridation in communities nationwide.
	Kennedy also says he's assembling a task force to focus on the issue.
	It's become a local issue in some areas that have gotten rid of it.
	Also, the U.S. EPA announced it is reviewing new scientific information on potential health risks of fluoride in drinking water.
	Oh, I remember what I was trying to say.
	None of us got sick.
	So they say measles is like the most highly transmittable contagious thing.
	None of us got sick.
	We were all in the same apartment when somebody had measles.
	She wasn't wearing her mask.
	She was eating with us, everything else, watching movies with us.
	None of us got sick.
	I never even got a vaccine.
	I never got sick.
	Just makes you question everything.
	The fluoride calcifies your pineal gland.
	That's for damn sure.
	And I'm trying to think of the perfect analogy.
	But it's like when you stop drinking the fluoride and then you combat that with the healthy things like the nascent iodine, things just click.
	Things just click.
	Got sick from eggs.
	Yeah, I drink minimum six raw eggs a day.
	Most days I drink 12 raw eggs.
	I've never gotten sick from eggs.
	Explain that.
	Maybe I got infected in my immune system, took care of the measles.
	I don't know.
	Maybe.
	No, I don't know.
	No, this is like a movie analogy.
unidentified		It's like it's like a great discovery.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It's like you've been searching for something, but you didn't even know it until you found it.
		The only thing I can think of, but this is just because it's one of my favorite movies is in Oblivion.
		I don't want to ruin it for you, but spoiler alert.
		It's like in Oblivion, kind of.
		It's the only thing I can think of.
		It doesn't really, it's not really apropos, but when he crash lands into the forbidden zone and then he sees his clone for the first time.
		But it's not really that because that's not like the great discovery.
		When you stop drinking the fluoride and you start combating it with the nascent iodine and you click that pineal gland back, you get that brain function back.
		It's like it's like a great discovery you didn't even know you were searching for and finally finding it.
		I get raw eggs from the farmer's market.
		I also get, well, raw eggs.
		I get eggs from the farmer's market.
		I get eggs from the grocery store.
		How am I doing?
		I got to be honest, man.
		I'm look.
		I've been in the Infowar since 2016.
		I've been doing political media since 2012.
		I've been on air.
		I've been in sports media since 2010.
		I've been doing media since high school.
		I haven't had a vacation since I don't know when.
		I don't even know the last time I took a vacation.
		That's how long it's been.
		I've taken a couple days off work here or there, but you know, if you watch, I don't really, I don't take days off work.
		If I take off, it's because I have something to do.
		Even with my patience running out, no, it's not even that.
		I'm just like, I'm just so burnt out now.
		That's all it is.
		I'm just, I'm just like, I'm just totally burnt out, man.
		I need an oil change badly.
		So I need to take time off.
		I need to take a vacation.
		I have it.
		Well, and that's the other problem.
		I haven't been able to travel since 2021 because of the federal indictment, imprisonment, and probation.
		But it's also hard for me to quit work because I am such a creature of habit and routine that it's like it's hard for me to even take time off.
		It's like I don't even want to.
		And I feel like I feel guilty when I do it.
		You know what I mean?
		I feel guilty.
		Like I'm letting my crew and the audience down, letting Infowars down.
		And it's like this trick now.
		All right.
		All right.
		They're taking Florida out of the water.
unidentified		All right, great.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'm done with the news.
		I'm already past it.
		I can't even, I can't focus anyway, but it's like part of me also thinks the mindset is I never know when InfoWars is going to close.
		And it feels like a miracle that we're still on air to this day, but we are.
		And so I don't take a single InfoWars day on air for granted.
		And so there's a part of me that's like, if I take a vacation, and it's a very real thing, but if I take a vacation, everything could be shut down while I'm gone.
		You know?
		And I don't want to do that.
		So it's like part of me has been like, hey, they've been trying to shut down Infowars for years.
		We've been on, you know, we've had days where we've been shut down.
		We've had dates where it's like this could be the end.
		And we keep getting more life.
		We keep getting a bonus life, a bonus life, a bonus life.
		So it's like, I've always thought, I'll just take a vacation.
		I'll just take off time when it closes.
		I don't want to do it while it's still on air.
		It's too valuable, which is true.
		But I'm starting to kind of reach this point now where if I don't take the vacation, I don't know.
		I'm going to get flat.
		I'm going to get stale.
		Everything's become way too routine, way too numbing.
		And part of that process was the whole swatting thing, too.
		And then going through it and seeing the guns pointed at me and just being like, oh, yeah, like, well, another day.
		Part of that was like, dude, you need to like, you need to taste some, you need to get out.
		You need to taste some life.
		Mr. Nightlinger, 91.
		I'm just so disillusioned from what we knew as children.
		I would give anything to have things make sense again.
		Things weren't perfect in the 90s, but it was better than this lunacy.
		Yeah, well, we're in clown world now, buddy.
		You run a golf course?
		What would a vacation?
		I would love to go play golf.
		I love golf.
		What would a vacation look like for me?
		I don't know anymore, man.
		you know, I'd like to go to a beach.
		I'd like to go to a beach.
		That's what I'd like to do.
		I like Florida beaches.
		I get to South Padre once a year.
		South Padre's all right.
		I'd like to go to a beach, play some golf.
		I'd like to go maybe to a ball game or a sporting event, like a big one, maybe a concert.
		I'd like to do it all.
		But it's not even that.
		I just, it's like, I just need a week to week or two to just flush, just flush.
		It's like a detoxing from the political world.
		It's just so toxic.
		But what are you going to do?
		How do you take time off when you host a show every day?
		How do you take time off when any day could be your last at Infowars?
		I can't justify it.
		I'd feel guilty doing it.
		But like I said, it's reaching this point now where I'm like, I'm starting to feel guilty not doing it because I have to do that.
		I have to recharge the batteries.
		I have to get an oil change.
		I have to reset the systems.
		I have to detoxify because politics is toxic, man.
		It's toxic.
		But there's never a good time.
		That's another thing you learn.
		never a good time.
		Tampa Bay.
	And who wants to fly?
	You know?
	Who wants to fly these days?
	Flying sucks.
	I may return married from where?
	From Tampa Bay.
	I'm going to run down to Tampa Bay and get married.
	Sounds a little far-fetched, sounds a little far-fetched.
	Is that a thing people run to Tampa Bay and then get married?
	I never heard of that.
	You know what I'd really like?
	I'd like.
	Yeah, I need to go to the Gulf of America.
	I'll make it down there.
	I'd like to see the St. Louis Blues win a Stanley Cup in St. Louis.
	That's what I'd like to see.
	Yeah.
	All right, I'm going to Tampa Bay.
	Tampa Bay, coming back married.
	No, I'm not.
	Do they have good beaches in Tampa Bay?
	Do they have good golf?
	Nobody can host for me.
	Besides, I don't want to do that to you.
	Oh, I'm well aware.
	My friends in St. Louis remind me every day they win.
	I'd like to go back to Brazil, but I don't think they'd probably arrest me there and just keep me there.
	I'd like to go back to Puerto Rico, but again, I hate flying.
unidentified		Yeah.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Florida's beaches are probably the best in America.
		I love Florida's beaches.
		Is that even a debate?
		Are there any better beaches than Florida's beaches?
		Cubs, cards?
unidentified		I don't know.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I've been to so many baseball games.
		I've been to so many Cardinals Cubs games in my life.
		I could do playoffs.
		I could do World Series, but it's not really.
		They've ruined baseball.
		You know what's funny now with this torpedo bat?
		The torpedo bat is the best thing that's happened to baseball in decades since the steroid era.
		It's the best thing that's happened to baseball, and they'll get rid of it.
		They'll cancel it.
		They'll make it illegal.
		So all the other bullcrap, the pitch clock and the new ghost runners and all this other, all this other bullcrap that they've brought to the game that's destroyed the game.
		They'll keep all that crap.
		But then the torpedo bat, which is actually going to be good for the game, they'll get rid of that.
		But baseball's real problem is the tickets are too expensive.
		There's too many distractions in the stadium.
		It's not even about the game anymore.
		The players are like, they're not, they're unrelatable.
		They all make ridiculous amounts of money.
		They prance around like fairies.
		It's not what it used to be.
		Yeah, I'm way more.
		I'd much rather go to a hockey game than a baseball game.
		Much rather.
		This basketball game tonight, though, in San Antonio looks like it's pretty fun.
		The national championship game looks like a pretty good time.
		I probably would have bet on Florida.
		But it's been a pretty good game.
		We used to have a torpedo bat.
		It was the Nerf-Powerized Mark Maguire bat.
		Remember that?
		Do you ever play with that as a kid?
		You had the Maguire-powerized wiffle ball bat, but it came with this special ball that it was for.
		Duke should have won.
unidentified		Well, Duke choked.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		That was on them.
		Cooper Flag is going to be a top 50 player in the NBA by the end of next season, I bet you Cooper Flag will be top 50.
		In fact, if he was in the NBA right now, he'd be a top 50 player.
		But Flag will be a top 50 player by the end of next NBA season.
		I promise you that.
		Mark my words on that, man.
		Mark Maguire.
		And, man, I saw Mark McGuire hit home run so freaking far, it was ridiculous.
		Balls will never be hit like that ever again.
		There's very few people ever that could hit a ball like Mark McGuire.
		I mean, even Barry Bonds, who hit some bombs, Bonds could not even hit him like Maguire.
		McGuire was hitting Bond.
		McGuire hit this home run.
		You go fishing.
		Eric Quintana likes to go fishing.
		I'm not a fisher.
		Way too slow for me.
		I can't do it.
		Can't do it.
		Mark McGuire hit this home run.
		I'll never forget it.
		No, Movon, give me a break.
		Movon hit like two bombs.
		McGuire hit this home run.
		They measured it officially at 545 feet.
		This ball would have gone 600 feet.
		It was hit so hard, it was like an obstacle illusion.
		He hit a line drive to dead center, and it hit off the facade on the top deck.
		And it hit so hard.
		It was still on the rise, and it hit so hard.
		And the way it caromed back down, it looked like a natural, it looked like the natural height because it went like this and then hit the thing and then started to come back down.
		And so it looked like he just hit it and then it landed in the grass, but he hit it and it hit the thing and then bounced off and landed in the grass.
		I think that's the farthest ball that's ever been hit.
		That was the farthest ball that was ever hit, but it got blocked because it hit.
		That thing would have gone forever.
		All right, I'm ranting and raving here.
		I think we might have some new products on the website.
		We'll tell you about those later.
unidentified		I got dredge up here.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It says Texas Republicans intensify war against masturbation?
unidentified		What is going on?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Why is my camera on autofocus?
		Hold on.
		War on masturbation.
		A vibrator.
		Let's see your ID.
		Senator Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's wife, continues the Republicans' war against masturbation.
		So this is for women.
		They already made porn illegal in Texas.
		Well, I guess that's not fair to say.
		You basically have to have this like digital ID thing or you can't.
		They blocked all the sites, basically.
		All the sites are blocked.
		The siege on self-gratification rages on the 89th Texas legislator.
		A new Senate bill filed by North Texas Senator Angela Paxton, Attorney General Ken Paxton's wife, would require online shoppers to submit photo identification before purchasing a sex toy.
		Is that the law?
		Like if you go to an adult store, do you have to show ID to get in?
		Come on, somebody knows this.
		I won't say it by name.
		I won't call you out by name, but somebody in the chat knows the answer.
		Probably a female.
		Do you have to show ID to purchase your little friend at the adult store?
		It's even harder for you women now.
		As if it wasn't hard enough.
		As if it wasn't hard enough.
		Yeah, you do.
		You do have to show it.
		You have to show the ID to go to the adult-themed store.
		Yeah.
		I mean, I don't know.
		It's kind of like that's already the law, and they're just putting it into a digital application.
		But I'm pretty sure.
		I'm pretty sure it's the same story with anything.
		Like, if you want to go to a weed store, you have to show an ID.
		If you want to go to The liquor store, you have to show an ID.
		so you probably have to show an ID to get a toy like that.
		Yeah, I don't know.
		What do you women think?
		You know what?
		I bet it won't pass.
		I bet it won't pass.
		Senate Bill 3003 claims to hone in, hone.
		This is my inner editor coming out.
		I was a senior editor in high school, senior editor in college, just so this stuff.
		Hone.
		Like, do editors even exist anymore?
		I got so frustrated.
		Listen to this.
		I got so frustrated editing my senior year in college.
		I basically ran the current.
		When I started at the current, that was the name of the paper.
		It was called The Current.
		And when I started there, it was like a crew of like 20, 25 people.
		And by the time I was the senior editor, like running the whole thing, I think we had like 12 people.
		And then I think I fired like half of them because I was so sick of editing their work.
		So I just started to write for them.
		So I just wrote like half the paper.
		And I had some ghost names I'd put it under.
		So editor at the Dallas Observer, Senate Bill 303 claims to hone in on the protection of minors by regulating the online sale of obscene devices to those under 18.
		According to the Texas Penal Code, an obscene device is qualified as a device including a dildo or an artificial vacina.
		Good lord.
		Designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.
unidentified		Oh my goodness.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		The bill would make selling and distributing sex toys to a minor or failing to implement an age verification process at the point of sale a Class A misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail and a fine of $4,000.
		The bill also imposes 5,000 civil penalty per offense.
		Well, this is bad news for Rabbi Shmully.
		Rabbi Buttplug Shmully.
		He and his daughter sell sex toys.
		Well, maybe not in Texas anymore, Rabbi.
		You want to go to Rabbi Buttplug's website?
unidentified		You know what?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't even want to look.
		I don't even want to look at that.
		Good Lord.
		Well, that's going to be bad news for him.
		He won't be able to sell his sex toys in Texas anymore.
		I don't know how we'll survive, to be honest, without Rabbi Shmully's butt plugs.
		Does he test the product first, do you think?
		Do you think Rabbi Shmully and his daughter test the products before they put them to market?
		How many products do you think Rabbi Shmully has personally tested himself?
		I wonder if anybody's asked him that.
		As a...
		As a sex toy connoisseur as he is, as a sex toy expert as he is, a sex toy salesman as he is, Rabbi Buttplug Schmully, His Holiness.
		Do you think he certainly tests the products before they go to market, you'd think.
		Otherwise, it'd be probably inappropriate, very unprofessional, don't you think?
unidentified		Yeah.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think so.
		I think that would be highly inappropriate to not do personal market testing.
		So that's probably why he sells them.
		I don't sell them.
		Like, for example, I'm waiting for a certain product to arrive at my house before I sell it on this show.
		It hasn't arrived yet, so I'm not selling it yet.
unidentified		But you'll know.
unidentified		You'll know.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Wait a second here.
		Wait a second.
		Is that Adam Green in the chat from No More News?
		That's amazing.
		I don't think I've ever seen you in the chat until I start talking about Rabbi Butt Plug Schmully, and now here you are.
		That can't be a coincidence.
		The algorithms brought you here.
		You must be an expert on the topic.
		Rabbi Shmollet, they do six million tests on the products, and then each product, they purchase six million of them for sale.
		Wrong for that.
		Wrong for that.
		Any, from Mr. Nightlinger, any individual who is willing to sell those products are bound to be enjoyers of the products they slew.
		You'd think, you'd think it's like most bartenders probably drink alcohol.
		most drug dealers probably do drugs.
		Most butt plug sales.
		6 million left.
		6 million left.
		Where do you think they're made to?
		Are we about to get some tariffs here?
		Probably going to get some tariffs.
		That's going to be tough.
		He won't even be able to sell them in Texas.
		And then you're going to get the tariffs from the Israel-the Israel products.
		That's how it's going to go.
		Man, Houston is kicking Florida's butt right now.
		This one's not over, though.
		Florida could make a run here.
		Anyone got any action tonight?
		if you do and you like houston you're looking pretty good wait what is that I am in Labs raid on Tarkov and need complete silence to hear footsteps.
		I don't know what that means.
		What does that mean?
		Is that a video game reference?
		GTA 6.
		I've always said I was going to do a Grand Theft Auto stream, didn't I?
		One thing I've not set up in this new studio is my gaming things.
		I can do games on the computer.
		So, like, I've been able to do Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		Have we done anything else?
		So I haven't set it up where I could do Grand Theft Auto.
		If they, when do they come out with Grand Theft Auto 6?
		Should I get what is it going to be on?
		Like, PS, what are they on?
		PS6 if they, when they come out with Grand Theft Auto VI, should I get a PlayStation 6 to play it on?
		How much do new gaming systems go for these days?
		It used to be like PlayStation 3 was like, or PlayStation 2, I think, was the last PlayStation I had.
		PlayStation 2, I think, was $300 when it came out.
		Xbox 360 was $300 when it came out.
		Should I get one?
		Buckbolt is informing me what Tarkov is.
		It's a hardcore tactical shooter.
		You go into raids, get loot, do tasks, quests, and kill players and AI.
		Super fun game.
		Really hard and not easy to learn.
		Sounds like Doom.
		I tried playing Doom.
		See, the problem with modern-day games, it's part of the reason why I can't do any modern-day games because they make these games so hard that you can't just pick it up and play it.
		That's why I like the classic games.
		I can pick up these classic games and I can just play it.
		And it's like, I don't, it's easy.
		You have to play Doom for like 10 hours just to even know how to play it.
		And then you have to play it every day.
		If you don't play it for like a week, you're just toast.
		It's just like you have to relearn the whole thing in 10 hours again.
		But if they do, if they do Grand Theft Auto the way they did the old ones, then it won't be so bad because it's just like all the old controls.
	I've never heard of any of these games.
	Yeah, I'd like to bring back Halo.
	I think it was Halo 3.
	Can you play Halo 3 on the computer?
	I could see myself playing some Halo 3.
	If they do Grand Theft Auto 6, maybe I get a new gaming console to play it.
	I see this all over my feed, and I don't know what it is.
	The new MLB game.
	I guess it's MLB 2K25.
	You can come, you can build me a gaming tower.
	I do have Age of Empires.
	could play age of empires they don't make That's what I'm saying.
	The new MLB game, it looks like garbage.
	They haven't made a good Major League Baseball game since MVP baseball.
	Same thing with the Maddens.
	All these new Maddens suck.
	The last good Madden game was Madden 2005.
	The last good baseball game was MVP Baseball.
	That's not my bias because those are the games I was playing in high school.
	That's just the fact.
	You can play most old games on the PC.
	They can't.
	Backyard baseball is now on, they now have mobile device backyard baseball.
	Did you know that for five bucks, you can get backyard baseball on your mobile?
	I guarantee you to this day, nobody could beat me at Madden 2005.
	I am unbeatable at Madden 05.
	Unbeatable.
	I used to win tournaments.
	04 was great too, but 05 was a little better.
	But I see all these people complaining.
	MLB 2K, whatever sucks.
	It's like, yeah, it looks like it sucks.
	Do you think I, how could I stream Madden 2005?
	would that even be possible sims Oh, those are great games.
	Sims 2, I think, was the last one I played.
	How many Sims are there now?
	Wolfenstein 95.
	They have a new Wolfenstein on Nintendo Switch.
	That's what I need to set up here is my Switch to stream.
	I can do that.
	I just haven't set it up yet.
	I wish there was some way...
	I'm sure there is.
	I could just log on and we could do like a group and just everybody would be in like a group gaming session.
	Is that possible?
	Anybody know how to do that?
	Through, what's it called?
	Steam, I think, right?
	Through Steam?
	We all get in here and play Steam, and the winner gets a mystery box from Rabbi Schmully.
	No, I don't own a Tesla.
	Albert, not only was Ken Griffey Jr.'s winning run on Super Nintendo fantastic.
	I used to play my cousin in that game.
	Oh my gosh, we would hours all-nighters.
	Muscles McPhee.
	Who are some of those guys?
	You had Mussels McPhee.
	I remember Muscles McPhee.
	Not only was Ken Griffey's winning run on Super Nintendo one of the greatest.
	See you, Mr. Nightlinger.
	The soundtrack was also top-notch.
	I don't know how they put such a great soundtrack on a Super Nintendo game, but they did it with that.
	In fact, I think we're going to go out with that.
	I'm pretty good.
	I'm pretty good at NFL Blitz.
	I'm not going to claim I'm unbeatable.
	I'm beatable.
	What is this?
	What does this thing plug into?
	This Pandora's box says it has 50,000 games.
	What does it plug into?
	HDMI?
	Okay.
	I'll look into it.
	but we wouldn't be able to stream.
	Where do you find the list?
	That probably has blitz on it because it's arcade games.
	Dang.
	That looks intense.
	That's not really for me.
	Oh, well, Mr. Poop Do.
	Sorry I haven't done my research into games.
	My bad.
	Trying to catch up here.
	Paperboy on Super Nintendo.
	Yeah.
	That's a good time.
	Everybody played that at least once.
	We're going out.
	I've got to find this.
	Ken Griffey Jr., winning run baseball.
	I think we got it.
	There it is.
	Oh, man.
	When that song came on, I knew it was game time.
	i'm bringing this back i think i think i'm gonna make this my theme song Tell me that doesn't go hard.
	All right.
	We'll bring that back.
	We'll bring that back.
	We're going to go out with that tonight.
	I'm about to sign off.
	Let me see what we got.
	Let me see what's up at the store.
	There should be an update.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Big updates.
	Big updates on the store.
	Big updates on the store here.
	Let's get it.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Owenschroyer.store.
		We've decided that we're going to keep the hoodies going because it got cold again.
		It got cold again.
		It was down in the 50s in Austin yesterday and today.
		So we're keeping the hoodies up, but we have added a new theme to the store and some t-shirts finally.
		Golf of America retro.
		That's nice.
		Yeah, I like that gold.
		You know I like gold.
		You know I like gold.
		That's nice.
		Golf of America retro sweatshirt, hoodie, hat, and now the t-shirts.
		We have the 250 America Bison 10 Quinneel shirts now.
		So we still have the hoodies.
		We still have the hats, but we've added the t-shirts now.
		It's t-shirt season, so you can also get the t-shirts.
		But that's nice.
		That gold is really sending me.
		That gold is sending me tonight.
		We got great reviews on the original Golf of America.
		Now we've got Retro in with the gold.
		I'm a big fan.
		You know, I'm a sucker for gold.
		Probably my favorite color.
		We also have added back the legal fund and the support fund there on the headlines as well.
		We took those down.
		Those are back.
		Oh, you know, by the way, such a crazy world, isn't it?
		So last night, and we sign off with this.
		Last night, Alexander Ovechkin broke Wayne Gretzky's all-time goal scoring record in the NHL.
		Now, Wayne Gretzky set his record for all-time goals in 1,487 games.
		1,487 games.
		Wayne Gretzky set the all-time goal scoring record with 894 goals.
		Alex Ovechkin in 1,487 games broke the record at 895 goals.
		How crazy is that?
		In the exact same amount of games, Ovechkin scored one more goal than Wayne Gretzky.
		As if just to say, they won't be able to say it took me longer to do it.
		And he did it.
		And I would bet you, I would bet Ovechkin will get 900.
		Who knows if he even retires after this season?
		Ovechkin will be the first 900 goal scorer, I believe.
		Might even do it this year if he gets crazy.
		But what are the odds of that?
		Both Wayne Gretzky and Alex Ovechkin set their goal scoring record at 1,487 games.
		That's unbelievable.
		By the way, what I tell you, don't count Florida out yet, folks.
		The comeback is on.
		So go enjoy that if you like the sport stuff, if you like college basketball, if you like championship games, there's a good one on right now.
		Wayne Gretzky is such a class act, by the way.
		Just total class, man.
		Just total class.
		What a great guy.
		What a great ambassador to the sport.
		What a great ambassador to the sport.
		What a class act, Wayne Gretzky.
		But Ovechkin, now the goal scoring king.
		Pretty amazing, isn't it?
		So here we go.
		This one is for Albert.
		I got to see Ovechkin.
		I got to see an Ovechkin hat-trick.
		I got to see an Ovechkin game-winning goal.
		Seen Wayne Gretzky play.
		Saw Wayne Gretzky blow it against the Red Wings in St. Louis, then skip out of town.
	All right.
	This one's for you, Albert.
	Game set match.
	We'll see you tomorrow in the InfoWars Warroom.
	Thanks for tuning in.
	I was off the chart.
	I don't even know what I talked about tonight.
	Who knows?
	God bless you.
	See you tomorrow.

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