Owen Shroyer dives into Bumbly Beach, a 162-ride Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 park (28 coasters, 121 flat rides) built over 15 years, crushing real-world density with 73 rides/hectare—far beyond Cedar Point’s 0.12. He credits insane speed coasters and go-karts for its near-perfect 997 guest rating while weaving in political tangents like Dr. Jeanette’s push and Trump’s cabinet, then shifts to gaming nostalgia, wrapping up with a tease for the InfoWars War Room next day. [Automatically generated summary]
Enter the park by walking underneath a Ferris wheel, and then you'll find yourself with the choice.
Which of the many different rides will you ride first?
Will it be a merry-go-round or a roller coaster or one of 33 identical yet very unique motion simulators?
Whichever you choose, it's very likely that you will get lost on the way there as the path system is not so easy to navigate.
There are paths absolutely everywhere, and it's a miracle that not more guests get lost in this park.
Just the path system alone is already very dense and complicated.
You would definitely need some kind of 3D map to be able to find everything, but we don't sell those here, so good luck.
Via that path, you can reach any of the 162 rides in the park.
28 of these are roller coasters, and if you delete everything but those coasters, it still looks very dense.
From the tiny dueling micro corkscrews to the iconic Big Dipper, and from the Com Junior coaster to the fast twister coaster at the top of the park.
What's interesting is that not a single roller coaster is yellow.
I usually try to use all the colors pretty evenly, but yellow only appears once on the trim of this corkscrew coaster and nowhere else.
I suppose this is because in the Phil Park, the path railings take up that yellow color space, so you don't really notice the lack of yellow coasters.
Roller coasters are vastly outnumbered by the much smaller flat rides though, as there are 121 of those.
33 motion simulators, 18 space rings, 14 Ferris wheels, 14 merry-go-rounds, 11 spiral slides, and 31 other flat rides.
As you may notice, most of the space rings are built fairly high up.
This is because the support limit for flat rides is really low and the space rings are the flattest of the flat rides, so you can build them up the highest.
This makes them great for fitting them in everywhere, second only to the awesomeness that is the 2x2 not very tall motion simulator.
Funnily enough, these 121 flat rides don't look that dense, which just shows you how much bigger roller coasters are.
To manage the needs of the over 11,000 guests in the park, surely we need a lot of stalls, right?
Well, maybe, or maybe not.
There are a grand total of six food stalls, six drink stalls, and 10 in the park.
This is a roller coaster funny from a meme perspective with imaginary endless lines for the bathroom and whatnot, but I'm more surprised that this is actually enough.
Now, there are 400 guests that need to go to the top.
I don't think you understand how burnt out I am after this election season, dude I'm burnt out after this election season and And the fate of InfoWars hangs in the balance every other week.
I can open the phone lines.
Thank you, Bobcat Nation.
But I'll tell you what.
Since Timothy Lasley, since how do you cross-stream what?
Chrissy Mayer wants me to go on her show tonight.
Maybe we'll crash that cigar night stream.
I think we could do a Cigar Night stream.
GoldenEye stream.
They have GoldenEye on the Nintendo Switch, but the handles are just so clunky.
But I'll tell you what.
Since Lasley wants to complain, says I've lost my edge.
i'll show you something lastly i could do golden eye but the switch golden eye is like it's just the controls are horrible But don't worry.
I've got something else up my sleeve.
There's some things we're going to be doing soon.
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Don't worry, but let me show you something lastly talking some talking some trash
I will destroy your dreams and turn them into nightmares.
NBA Street was one of those games I just did not lose.
Just never lost.
Mario Party, I was nearly impossible to beat.
Madden 04-05, nobody could beat me.
I actually preferred NBA Hang Time to NBA Jam.
I was better at NBA Hangtime, but I actually preferred the game.
NFL Blitz, though.
NFL Blitz is an all-time grade.
Can you stream these games?
Could I stream these games?
NBA Street versus We the Random.
Could I listen to these people talking trash on NBA Street?
I will crush you.
I'm telling you.
I could play Age of Empires on here, but I don't really do.
I just do the missions and then I do custom maps.
I've never done a head-to-head, I don't think.
Not since like fifth grade.
Yeah, but how do I stream NBA Street?
I don't know how I would do that.
I preferred NBA Hangtime because it was more customizable.
See, some of these Nintendo 64 games, you can stream because they're on the Nintendo Switch.
NFL Street was great, too.
I need to build something.
We don't have any of these.
build one of these.
So there are some games that are on the Nintendo Switch that I could stream.
Battlefield never played it, I don't think.
I never heard of Killer Instinct.
Gears of War.
We played some Gears of War in college.
I think that was either the original or Gears of War 2.
Gears of War was fun.
They had a good story.
And then also, what was it called?
Horde?
Horde was pretty sweet.
That was like Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty.
That was fun.
NBA Street on Twitch.
I'm streaming this on Steam right now.
If you emulate games on here, though, can you actually, like, play other people?
If you emulate games on here, though, can you actually, like, play other people?
Oh, yeah.
Big time Pokemon fan.
Big time Gen 1, Gen 2.
You can catch Mew without a game shark.
You didn't need a Game Shark for Mew.
There was a secret.
Yeah, see, now you're talking about all these things.
I don't know.
Albert, I could come on here and stream Pokemon Blue and catch a Mew and blow your mind.
Yeah, you go, you go.
There's like a trainer outside of Bill's.
There's a trainer outside of Bill's lab that you have to glitch out on.
Oh, no, no, no.
You glitch out on the trainer between Lavender Town and Cerulean City.
You glitch out on that trainer, and then you fly to the Bills, to Bill's house, and you have to fight a specific trainer, and then the game glitches out.
And then you go, as soon as you walk after you beat that trainer, I think it's Mew shows up.
Something like that.
I could do that on a stream.
I just wanted to dominate Roller Coaster Tycoon.
Even though it's like really the most boring thing to do.
Perfect park rating and over 1,000 guests to close.
Oh, Leafy Lake is actually next.
I thought it was Bumbly Beach.
promised bumbly beach what do you guys want I did promise Bumbly Beach.
But we can do a vote.
do you want leafy lake or bumbly beach leafy lake is one of the easier ones to beat because there's so much room to work with But I did say we'd do Bumbly Beach.
All right, Beach it is.
Everybody's voting for the beach.
Oh, yeah, this is a shorter one, too.
750 year two.
It's a little difficult.
We got to take care of some business here.
This place is a wreck.
This is the mowing of the lawn hack.
Did you guys see that like Ferris wheel deal that the guy in the opening video we played had?
I might have to steal that.
It's not really financially conducive, but it's so cool looking.
I'm going to have to envision what I want to do here, but I cannot stand this long grass.
That is just Bush League amateur hour.
See, on this one, you only have two years.
It's a small park.
This isn't one actually one of the more challenging levels early in this game.
Of course, none are challenging when you're a stable genius like I am.
But that's beside the point.
I think I'm going to color coordinate this park.
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Because a lot of the deal with this park is it has to look good.
just didn't want to come on here and talk about the same stuff that i talk about on info wars every day so we'll go out with that ridiculous roller coaster tycoon park I'm signing off.
I'll be on the war room tomorrow, 3 p.m.
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So we have no choice, unfortunately.
And then I got overall is double penetration with over 470,000 euros, which is followed closely by triple penetration at over 450,000.
I'm on the Mel K show, and I'm on the Brother Nathaniel show, as well as hosting the InfoWars War Room.
Info Wars lives on.
I sign off for the night.
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I'm signing off.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Because I'm a crazy scientist.
This park also has a little social experiment running.
Out here on the ocean, we have two guests who are trapped on one path tile with nothing to entertain them but a monorail playing candy style and an elephant.
I wanted to see how long it takes them to go insane from this, but they are strong.
Bench Boy and Bench Girl have ridden the monorail over a thousand times and while they are very tired they are unfortunately still sane.
At the start of the video I make the claim that this is the densest park ever built in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and while I obviously cannot definitively prove that no one ever built a denser park I can prove that this is the densest park I ever built.
This is the fourth hyperdense park I have created.
The first one was Electric Fields all the way back in 2013.
This is the original dense park and my introduction to optimized rollercoaster Tycoon 2.
In early 2021 I built this park Overcrowded Forest Frontiers which is a lot denser and the first time I built such a park live on Twitch.
In the spring of 2022 I built my third hyperdense park in the form of dangerously dense Diamond Heights which has an incredible 300 rides.
Lastly I built the park from this video in early 2023 which is just a few months ago.
So which one of these is the densest?
Let's take a look at how many rides they all have.
Electric Fields has 122, Forest Frontiers has 194, Diamond Heights has 300 and Bumbley Beach has 162.
It seems that Diamond Heights is the winner but that's not fair as it's also by far the largest at 5.7 hectares.
The other three are all significantly smaller and Bumbley Beach is only a measly 2.2 hectares large.
If we now translate this to the number of rides per hectare it's Bumbley Beach that wins with 73.
If we look at just the coasters we can once again see that Bumbley Beach has the least with 28 and Diamond Heights has the most with 66.
But converted to coaster density we can see that Forest Frontiers wins this category with 14 roller coasters per hectare.
As a comparison Cedar Point a real theme park famous for having a lot of roller coasters only has 0.12 coasters per hectare.