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Nov. 26, 2024 - Owen Shroyer Live
01:55:51
OSL 88 - Roller Coaster Tycoon Diaries Ep 2 - Live Is A Roller Coaster
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Bumbley Beach is a small theme park in between a nice neighborhood and unsurprisingly the beach.
The residents of the quaint townhouses have easy access to a few nice rides and can hear the joyful laughter of children throughout the day.
That is, until I came along.
In my ruthless pursuit of profits, I built more and more rides until eventually you couldn't even see the grass anymore.
When I was done, 15 years later, I had created the densest park ever built in roller coaster Tycoon 2.
As you walk along the path to the park, sound of the ocean in one ear, and the deafening cacophony of the park.
Did you see that thing in the ocean?
You enter the park by walking underneath a ferris wheel and then you find yourself with the choice.
Which of the many different rides will you ride first?
Will it be a merry-go-round or a roller coaster or one of 33 identical yet very unique motion simulators?
Whichever you choose, it's very likely that you will get lost on the way there, as the path system is not so easy to navigate.
There are paths absolutely everywhere, and it's a miracle that not more guests get lost in this park.
Just the path system alone is already very dense and complicated.
You would definitely need some kind of 3D map to be able to find everything, but we don't sell those here, so good luck.
Via that path, you can reach any of the 1620.
28 of these are roller coasters, and if you delete everything but those coasters, it still looks very dense.
From the tiny duelling micro corkscrews to the iconic Big Dipper and from the Com Junior coaster to the fast paced twister coaster at the top of the park.
What's interesting is that not a single roller coaster is yellow.
I usually try to use all the colors pretty evenly but yellow only appears once on the trim of this corkscrew coaster and nowhere else.
I suppose this is because in the full park the path railings take up that yellow color space so you don't really notice the lack of yellow coasters.
Roller coasters are vastly outnumbered by the much smaller flat rides though as there are 121 of those.
33 motion simulators, 18 space rings, 14 ferris wheels, 14 merry-go-rounds, 11 spiral slides and 31 other flat rides.
As you may notice most of the space rings are built fairly high up.
This is because the support limit for flat rides is really low and the space rings are the flattest of the flat rides so you can build them up the highest.
This makes them great for fitting them in everywhere second only to the awesomeness that is the 2x2 not very tall motion simulator.
Funnily enough these 121 flat rides don't look that dense which just shows you how much bigger roller coasters are.
To manage the needs of the over 11,000 guests in the park surely we need a lot of stalls right?
Well maybe or maybe not.
There are a grand total of 6 food stalls, 6 drink stalls and 7 toilets in the park.
This is all very funny from a meme perspective with imaginary endless lines for the bathroom and whatnot but I'm more surprised that this is actually enough.
There are 400 guests that need to go to the toilet.
So by the end of this transmission...
...for a park with 11,000 guests and there are...
If I had this game when I was in the gulag, I would be the greatest roller coaster tycoon player of all time.
I suppose the incredibly high path density doesn't help here a lot as stalls have infinite capacity.
The one stall I did by the end of this stream, we will be at Bumbley Beach.
This is actually Bumblebee that you see here.
Well, you can't see it.
But this is actually Bumblebee Beach.
This park is highly profitable and makes more than a hundred thousand euros a month from ride tickets.
It seems that Diamond Heights is the winner, but that's not fair, as it's also by far the largest.
The other three are all significantly smaller.
Um my park is not going to be looking like that tonight.
We're gonna be beating Dynamite Dunes.
And then we're gonna be moving on to Bumbly Beach.
I don't think we'll be able to do anything more than that tonight.
It is Owen Schroyer Live episode 88 roller coaster Tycoon Diaries.
And of course, life is a roller coaster.
In case you didn't know that.
Did you know that?
Do you have any idea about that?
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No, life is a roller coaster.
Life is a roller coaster.
I'll say it for 50 bucks, cosmic rebel.
If you want if you want to make a request in the rumble rants, I'll read the Rumble Rants tonight because we're going to be playing roller coaster tycoon.
We're going to be maybe taking calls.
We'll have the phone lines open.
And we'll be reading the rumble rants.
Actually, we're going to put the chat on the screen tonight, is what we're going to do.
We'll put the chat on the screen tonight.
So I'll read your comments.
Any comments on Doc?
Are you talking about Dr. Janette?
The uh pro-vax, pro-mask, pro-big pharmaceutical, run your country, surgeon general that Trump appointed.
You see, you see, life is a roller coaster, ladies and gentlemen.
And you have to learn to ride it.
Really?
You really do.
Do you have any idea what it's like?
The fate of the company you work for hanging in the balance every other week.
Do you have any idea what that's like?
Would you like to know?
It's kind of like that.
Uh it's kind of like what we had on the screen there a moment ago, actually.
That's kind of what it's like.
But life is a roller coaster.
And it's also a roller coaster for us.
Trump supporters.
The honeymoon period is over.
And now we're dealing with the ups and downs of his cabinet choices.
Some good, some bad.
Some we have to wait and see.
But it's a roller coaster.
Oh!
You know.
So you have to take the good with the bad.
Thank you.
All right.
Can you guys read this now?
Can you guys read this?
When was the last time I was on a Monday night, Albert?
has it really been that long Has it really been that long, Albert?
I feel like I had maybe one off or two off.
It's just life has been a roller coaster, okay?
The fate of InfoWars hangs in the balance every other week.
We might be on air, we might not be off air.
We're shut down one day, we're back on air the next day.
It's just crazy.
We have the high of getting Trump elected, and then we have the low of some of his cabinet picks.
Here we are anyway.
You know, Thanksgiving is coming up this week.
Well, it's good to have you back.
It's good to have you back, Albert.
What are we what's going on in this park?
You guys even remember when was the last time we did this?
It's been a while.
I don't know.
I don't know if I can do the roller coaster tycoon music all night here.
May have to put something else on.
But then it wouldn't really be roller coaster tycoon diaries, would it?
All right, what do we have going on here?
We got what's the goal here?
September year two.
Six hundred and fifty guests at the end of October year three park rating six hundred.
All right.
Well, we're cruising to victory here.
We got cash on hand.
Do we have any loans?
No loans.
Man, we're really kicking ass here.
Yeah, we'll be on Bumblebee.
We'll be on Bumblebee soon.
I guess we are about to expand over here, huh?
What do we got?
We got a log flume We got a log flume We got a log flume BRADBURP BRADBURP BRADBURP
BRADBURP BRADBURP BRADBURP BRADBURP BRADBURP
We're just going to make a nice simple water slide.
Really nice and simple here.
Kids will love it.
What?
What?
Really cost effective.
Ah.
I don't think they'll die.
I think they'll survive.
I think that's a survivable ride.
Remember, you always jack up the price for ride number one.
Always for ride number one, but we gotta be smart.
There's a chance they could go flying off this thing.
You've never played this game.
Skyrim.
I don't play these new games.
I play the old games.
I don't know what about I don't know anything about these old games.
No, I don't want to do any land management.
See, I tried I I tried playing.
I tried playing the new Doom.
And it was just too much.
Like if you're gonna play these new games, you have to play them.
Oh yeah.
Look at that.
If you're gonna play these new games, you have to play them like every night.
Otherwise, like I I played the I played this game like two months ago, and now I'm playing it again, but I know how to play this game.
These new games, you have to play like every night, or you forget how to play.
There's so many damn buttons and rules.
That's solid right there.
InfoWars is muted.
It's definitely not.
We've been live.
APL fire.
APL fire.
What stream are you talking about?
InfoWars came back on air last Monday.
Doom Eternal.
Doom Eternal.
It's definitely awesome.
But like I'll play it once.
I'll learn how to play.
And then I try to play it again, and I have no idea what I'm doing.
It's too complicated.
There's too many buttons and different stuff to do.
This easy.
I can pick it up any time of year.
No worries.
Is the game volume too loud?
Alright.
Mafia.
That was an old PC game.
It was called Mafia or was it called?
I think it was called Mafia.
I remember that one.
That one was pretty sweet.
InfoWars not back on Cloud TV.
I don't know about that.
That's unfortunate for cloud TV.
That's unfortunate.
We're on Rumble.
or on band video How long do you think it'll take me to beat this game?
We'll be on bumbly beach by the end of this show But I Ha!
Wow, Timothy.
I can't travel.
I'm on a travel band, bud.
I don't think you understand how burnt out I am after this election season, dude.
I'm burnt out after this election season.
And the fate of InfoWars hangs in the balance every other week.
I can open the phone lines.
Thank you, Bobcat Nation.
But I'll tell you what.
Since Timothy Laslie.
Since how do you cross stream what?
Chrissy Chrissy Mayer wants me to go on her show tonight.
Maybe we'll crash that.
Cigar night stream.
I think we could do a cigar night stream.
Golden Eye stream.
They have Goldeneye on the Nintendo Switch, but the handles are just so clunky.
But I'll tell you what.
Since Lastly wants to complain, says I've lost my edge.
I'll show you something, Lastly.
I could do Goldeneye, but the Switch Goldeneye is like...
It's just the controls are horrible.
But don't worry.
I've got something else up my sleeve.
There's some things we're gonna be doing soon, don't worry.
Let me show you something.
So, lastly, he's talking some crash.
So, let's go.
But Tycoon?
Never played Zoo Tycoon.
I wish I could play Nightfire.
That was the best Golden Eye.
What do you think about this, Lastly?
Signed Creed Poster.
Lastly talking trash.
But he brought up Creed, so how do you like that?
I got this at the concert here in Austin.
Was that last Saturday, two Saturdays ago?
I don't remember.
Everything's a blur.
I'm burnout.
InfoWars shut down, imminent every other week.
It'll probably just last forever at this point.
How about that though?
Just a little signed Creed poster, no big deal.
Total American Patriot Scotts.
No big deal.
Nightfire was the best James Bond game of all time.
By far.
See, the problem is...
The problem is with Roller Coaster Tycoon is that...
To beat these early levels, you basically just have to wait.
You just build and then you wait.
Like, there's a whole year before we beat this level, We'll beat this level before the end of this stream, but does this do the rocket?
Yeah, I think this one does the rocket.
Gotta make use of all your space.
Okay.
like that guy did.
Ooh, this'll be good.
How long you can make these things?
Oh, you can't go up?
Remember, guys, this is the most efficient way.
That's not gonna get there.
Why do you think Creed?
Why do you think Creed was so disrespected in the nineties and early two thousands?
Was it because they were Christians?
Now people recognize how great they always were.
Why do you think they were disrespected like that when they were really in their prime?
Woo!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Creed goes hard.
I mean, everybody knows their big hits, obviously.
But few people understand the true greatness of Creed.
I mean, they put out three great records.
Like great.
The whole album were just great.
But nobody ever really talks about it.
Nobody ever talks about how great Preed's entire body of work is.
Truly is.
And then you see them live and you're like, oh, that's actually a really good metal band.
Or hard rock band, however you want to put it.
Rumor has it.
Rumor has it.
They are working on new music.
Rumor has it.
That'd be fantastic.
Who sings that song?
Rumor has it.
Is that Adele?
Okay.
I think Klitschko is just trying to get on the Rogan podcast.
Oh my gosh, look at how dumb I am.
Nobody was gonna tell me I didn't even put a path to anywhere.
What good are you guys?
I think that one's going to be pretty popular.
I need to speed it up.
My top five games?
I haven't really thought about it.
I don't know if you can really do a top five games just overall.
You have to kind of do it by genre.
The greatest Madden games of all time would probably be...
Because Madden is by far one of the greatest games of all time.
Probably Madden 95, Madden 2000, Madden 2004, and then Madden 2005.
There hasn't been a good Madden since 2005.
Damn, intensity very high.
Okay.
Well.
GoldenEye is great.
007 Nightfire is great.
I'm just thinking of the games that I spent the most time playing.
I mean, Mario, Mario Party.
All the Mario Parties are great.
Super Smash Brothers.
Pretty much all the Mario games are pretty good.
Has Mario ever done anything bad?
Mario Golf?
Mario Tennis?
Mario Super Strikers?
So pretty much anything Mario's been good.
Yeah.
So pretty much anything Mario's been good.
Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast?
Never played it.
NHL games?
Yeah, NHL games are great.
I haven't probably played an NHL game since like NHL 13.
NHL 94?
I think it was NHL 94 or 95 was famously the greatest of all time.
NHL 96 was my favorite.
NHL 96 was my favorite.
I was never a big Sonic guy.
I hate to upset the Sonic people in here, but I was never a big Sonic guy.
I was more of a Mario guy.
We just got to wait this one out.
We just got to wait this one out.
Fallout.
I never played Fallout.
I played PS2.
I had a Super Nintendo N64, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, and an Xbox 360, and that's, and then I got a Switch.
Oh, NFL Blitz.
There are certain games that it would be fair to say I was a master at.
Probably still to this day, it'd be really hard to beat me at some games.
Like Madden 04 and 05, I'm like, I bet even today I could pick it up and probably wreck anybody.
NFL Blitz, I was really good at, but I was beatable.
Mario Party, I'm pretty unstoppable at Mario Party.
I'm not that great at Mario Kart.
NBA Street, unbeatable.
No.
You cannot beat me at NBA Street.
I will I will crush your dreams.
I will destroy your dreams and turn them into nightmares.
NBA Street was one of those games I just did not lose.
Just never lost.
Mario Party, I was nearly impossible to beat.
Madden 0405, nobody could beat me.
I actually preferred NBA Hangtime to NBA Jam.
I was better at NBA Hangtime, but I actually preferred the game.
NFL Blitz, though.
NFL Blitz is an all-time great.
Can you stream these games?
Could we could I stream these games?
NBA Street versus We the Random.
Could I listen to these people talking trash on NBA Street?
I will crush you.
I'm telling you.
I could play Age of Empires on here.
But I don't really do.
I just do the missions and then I do custom maps.
I don't I've never done a head-to-head, I don't think.
Not since like fifth grade.
Yeah, but how do I stream NBA Street?
I don't know how I would do that.
I prefer to NBA Hangtime because it was more customizable.
See, some of these some of these Nintendo 64 games you can stream because they're on the Nintendo Switch.
NFL Street was great too.
I need to build something.
Uh we don't have any of these.
Build one of these.
Build one of these.
So there are some games that are on the Nintendo Switch.
*sad music*
that I could stream.
I could do that.
Battlefield never played it, I don't think.
I never heard of Killer Instinct.
Gears of War.
We played some Gears of War in college.
I think that was either the original or Gears of War 2.
Gears of War was fun.
They had good.
They had a good story.
And then also, what was it called?
Horde.
Horde was pretty sweet.
That was like Nazi zombies on Call of Duty.
That was fun.
NBA Street on Twitch.
I have.
I'm streaming this on Steam right now.
If you emulate.
If you emulate games on here, though, can you actually, like, play other people?
Okay.
Oh yeah, big time Pokemon fan.
Big time Gen 1, Gen 2.
Big time Gen 2.
You can catch Mew without a game shark.
You didn't need a game shark for Mew.
There was a secret.
Yeah, see, now you're talking about all these things.
I don't know.
Albert.
I could I could come on here and stream Pokemon Blue and catch a Mew and blow your mind.
Yeah, you go, you go, there's like a trainer outside of Bill's.
There's a trainer outside of Bill's lab that you have to glitch out on.
Oh no, no, no.
You glitch out on the trainer between Lavender Town and Cerulean City.
You glitch out on that trainer, and then you fly to the Bills to Bill's house, and you have to fight a specific trainer, and then the game glitches out.
And then you go as soon as you walk after you beat that trainer, I think it's Mew shows up.
Something like that.
I could do that on a stream.
I just wanted to dominate roller coaster tycoon.
Even though it's like really the most boring thing to do.
'cause you just sit here and you just master it, and the game just takes care of itself.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Whoops.
You know.
But eventually we're just gonna beat this game.
*Sounds of a game*
I can't I can't look up if I can play this on Steam.
If I can play NBA Street on Steam.
Yeah, Pokemon Snap.
And uh they invented a new one for the Switch, too.
I sucked at Mortal Kombat.
I hate Mortal Kombat.
I hate Mortal Kombat.
Mortal Kombat, I was bad at it, and I hate it.
Tekken was better.
Street Fighter was better.
Wolfenstein was fun, way the original Wolfenstein.
You can get Wolfenstein on Switch.
Never played Castlevania I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I'm not sure how to do it I will when I close this out, I'll see if you can get NBA Street on uh on Steam.
But then can you connect with other people on Steam?
I don't really game, guys, so this is like uh foreign territory for me.
I'm just so burnt out on politics and my life is a roller coaster, so I thought it would be thematic to come on here like this.
Never heard of Phantom Dust.
There were some sleepers on Xbox.
Like Fusion Frenzy.
You ever play Fusion Frenzy?
That was like kind of a sleeper.
It's really fun with friends to play Fusion Frenzy.
Hi, Ann Robinson.
Yeah, there were some good wrestling games.
There was a wrestling game that came out probably like 2012.
WWE 2K12, I think it was maybe.
No, never played MLB the show.
Any any any baseball game past MVP 2005, I never played.
MVP 2005 was dank.
You had MVP baseball, MVP 2004, and then MVP 2005 was the best of them.
And then 2K bought out the rights to the MLB's gaming franchise.
But the MVP baseball, it was EA Sports, they did do one more, and it was NCAA 2006, or maybe, or maybe NCAA College World Series 2006.
I never played it.
The video game people actually say it was the best of them, but since it was a college baseball game, I never played it.
Ken Griffey Jr.'s winning run on Super Nintendo was fantastic.
Ken Griffey Jr.
Major League Baseball on N64 was also fantastic.
Tony Hawk.
Oh my gosh.
Tony Hawk 1, Tony Hawk 2, Tony Hawk 3, and Tony Hawk 4 were all amazing.
All amazing.
All amazing.
Did anybody ever play Rocket Robot on Wheels?
That was like a sleeper too.
I never played skate.
I never played skate.
Didn't they bring back Tony Hawk's ProSkater for the Switch?
I'm pretty sure they did.
I'm pretty sure they did.
So can you play other people on Super Nintendo on that thing you just sent me?
*crickets*
Never played Starfly.
I've never even heard of that.
Yeah, but what, I mean, so I could play you in NHL 96 on that game?
Muppets Party Cruise.
Stop it.
There was a Looney Tunes game I liked.
It was called Looney Tunes Through Time or Bugs Bunny Through Time or something like that.
That was actually pretty fun.
I got it.
I remember because I got it the same Christmas as I got Ape Escape, the original Ape Escape on PlayStation.
Also a fantastic game.
Damn, so you can play NHL 96.
Oh, Grand Theft Auto.
I will promise you this.
There will be a Grand Theft Auto stream on this channel.
We will be playing Grand Theft Auto.
Yes, I did play Putt Putt.
I don't know about travel through time, though.
I did play putt putting.
I just we're gonna play Grand Theft Auto eventually.
I'm just gonna wait.
I'm just gonna wait till I'm off probation because the things I plan on doing on Grand Theft Auto are probably um violent and uncouth.
Never played Red Dead Redemption.
Once I'm off probation, I'm gonna start playing GTA.
Maybe we'll just bite.
Maybe we'll play it before.
But I don't even know if I want to do the missions.
I just want to go rogue.
I just want to get that five star and just see how long I can last.
That's what we used to do.
We just use the cheat codes, and then it'd be getting a five star, it'd be get the five stars, and then who can last the longest.
Kid pics?
We used to play that in school.
Freddy Fish.
Remember Freddie Fish.
Now I was a big gamer growing up.
Wait, Duke Nukem, was that the uh arcade game?
No, that was Metal Slug.
Metal slug was awesome.
All right, we gotta build something.
Park status is good.
We're rich.
everything's banging and these lines are full
I don't even think I could sacrifice.
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna have to sacrifice.
What?!
That's some bullcrap.
What?!
There is a lot of stuff in the middle.
It's a large one.
It's a large one.
It's a large one for a large one.
I can't see it.
There's a large one.
It's just a small one.
It's just a little more.
I'm looking at the same thing.
If you charge people for the bathroom in this game, you're just a complete savage.
*Round*
*Round* What was Turtles in Time on?
They came out with a bunch of new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games on the Switch.
I might have played that one.
Did you ever play the Beavis and Butthead game on Super Nintendo?
That game was hilarious.
Uh, yeah, Shredder's Revenge.
It is great.
It's like a total throwback.
It's like the original one on Nintendo.
I've got a...
I've got a whole thing full of old gaming systems.
They're just in storage somewhere.
There's a 360, a PlayStation 2, a Nintendo 64, a GameCube, a Switch.
No, the Switch is up.
the Wii, a Super Nintendo.
It's just all in storage.
Nah, I never played the South Park games.
I heard they're fun, though.
Which Simpsons game?
I played Simpsons Road Rage, which was great, and then Simpsons Hit and Run, which is one of the few games I've ever completed to one hundred plus percent.
Simpsons Hit and Run is one of the only games I've ever fully completed.
Like nothing left that I could do.
I'm sorry.
This park is doing really well.
We might have a perfect rating when it's all said and done.
We might have a perfect rating.
We might have a perfect rating.
And we got more money than we know what to do with.
All right.
Since we got so much.
money maybe we should build something cool let's go out let's go out big let's go
out big we got enough money to do whatever the hell we want we're about to beat it anyway with a perfect rating did you ever play toy story on
uh super nintendo that was actually really hard what should we build
oh oh yeah oh
don't you hate it when that happens oh
oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh This is a
space of space.
I am not gonna have to go and do that.
I don't know how to use this space.
You guys think we can pull this off here?
These are some aggressive moves *Sounds of slams* *Sounds of slams* *Sounds of slams* *Sounds of slams* Oh my
god.
Oh.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Think this roller coaster's gonna hit it should make the full trip.
I don't think it should have any problems.
I'm a little concerned about this.
I'm a little concerned about this right here.
But I'm hoping it picks up enough speed right there.
I don't know.
No, I mean, do you think it's gonna do you think it's gonna make it through the whole thing?
And then do you think it's gonna have a good rating?
I don't know if it's gonna have enough speed.
I'm concerned.
Oh yeah, it's got the speed.
It's got the speed.
Oh, it's got too much speed.
It doesn't even need that.
I think it's gonna be too intense.
I didn't anticipate that much speed.
Oh, look at that.
Oh that's about as good as it gets.
I told you we were gonna go out with a bang.
I told you we were gonna go out with a bang.
Can you guys read that?
High excitement, high intensity, medium nausea.
That's pretty much fantastic.
*Raping* Ah!
*Raping*
Come on, man.
I tell the customers what they want.
I know what the customers want.
Because I tell them what they want.
They want whatever I give them.
No, I think we're gonna be good.
I mean, it's pretty much over.
It's just a matter of time.
But we're filthy rich.
We got a near perfect park rating.
We're probably gonna have a thousand people in the park when it's done.
We went out with a monster ride that's totally kicking ass.
I mean oh we gotta oh my gosh.
The boys over and R and D are doing a hell of a job.
The boys over and R and D are doing a hell of a job.
Where do you even put this beast?
There's nowhere to even put it.
I could do something insane right here.
Yep.
We're doing the insane thing.
Because why not?
This actually might get a little tricky.
I gotta move it.
One last hurrah for all the stupid guests.
Because I give the people what they want.
And they want to wait in line for very long periods of time.
to ride this.
And it's gonna make me...
so much money Uh oh.
We got a troll in the chat.
Man, we're trying to play roller coaster tycoon.
It's about to rain in the desert.
Don't be rude.
Oh shit.
Gotta get a little more height than that.
Downward launch mode?
Downward launch mode?
I I don't think I've ever done downward launch mode.
I'm not sure I've ever seen downward launch mode.
What is that?
It like goes to the top and then drops.
I hate these rides in real life, by the way.
I'll probably ride just about anything...
Except one of these deals.
All right.
I got to see what this is all about.
Oh, we got people in line.
We can't close it now.
Oh, we got people in line.
There you go.
What'd I tell you guys?
I don't think we're going to get the perfect park rating, but we are going to have over a thousand guests.
So we're going to crush...
all expectations.
And this thing's still making money.
I told you this would make me a ton of money.
All right, are you ready to see all the guests cheering for me?
I like Six Flags.
Uh San Antonio.
I've never been to Dallas.
I've been to Six Flags St. Louis, Six Flags Chicago, and Six Flags San Antonio.
I enjoy them all.
This guy's got a weak stomach.
Man, hold in your stuff.
I always stream on Monday nights.
Monday nights, 8 to 10, I always stream.
All right.
Let's see what this downward drop is all about.
No, they're still coming in.
I can't do it.
I like the money.
Don't do it.
Don't go for the burrito.
There we go.
Come on.
just beat the damn level.
Beat it before my guests go below a thousand, damn it.
I gotta get the guests back in.
*Sounds of the crowd* Mascots?
I don't think I have a single mascot.
Alright, we'll give him a mascot.
*Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* There it
is.
They all lose their balloons, which means they all have to go buy more balloons.
Oh!
You saw it.
We were at 997.
You saw it.
We were at 997 when we beat it.
997.
You saw it.
We were too short.
There it is.
Perfect park rating.
Perfect park rating and over 1,000 games.
guests to close.
All right.
nice.
*music*
Oh, Leafy Lake is actually next.
I thought it was Bumbly Beach.
I promised Bumbly Beach.
What do you guys want?
I did promise Bumbly Beach.
But we can do a vote.
Do you want leafy lake or bumbly beach?
Leafy Lake is one of the easier ones to beat.
But I did say we'd do Bumbly Beach.
All right, beach it is.
Everybody's voting for the beach.
Oh, yeah, this is a shorter one too.
Seven fifty year two.
It's a little difficult.
We gotta take care of some business here.
This place is a wreck.
This is the mowing of the lawn hack.
Did you guys see that like Ferris wheel deal that the guy in the opening video we played had?
I might have to steal that.
It's not really financially conducive, but it's so cool looking.
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to envision what I want to do here.
But I cannot stand this long grass.
That is just Bush League...
amateur hour see on this one you only have two years It's a small park.
This isn't one of actually one of the more challenging levels early in this game.
Of course, none are challenging when you're a stable genius like I am.
But that's beside the point.
*music*
*music* I think I'm gonna color coordinate this park.
*music* Because a lot of the deal with this park is it has to look good.
*music* You gotta look good out here.
If you're gonna do the Bumble Beach Success story.
So we're gonna color coordinate.
All right, we're all cleaned up.
Can you change these?
Yeah.
Everything will be white and red.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to do a little food court situation here.
No.
No.
Food court needs to be over here.
this rain is killing my bottom line right now so
so so so
so so Bye.
Bye.
so um
oh yeah Oh, yeah.
You know how I feel about these.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Oh, no way.
That's going to be too intense.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Maybe we just go with it.
Fuck them kids, am I right?
They'll be fine.
That's going to be so intense.
They're going to be freaking vomiting.
They're going to be freaking out.
Go on the damn ride.
I want these cheapskates going on the damn roller coaster.
Man.
This thing's going to be intense.
This one might hang off the edge.
This one might be a little bit more than a little bit.
You guys seen it?
This one might be a little bit more than a little bit.
This one might be a little bit more than a little bit.
This might hang off the edge.
These people might crash and die.
Oh, man.
Oh, rain again.
Oh, man.
R&D is already getting max money.
Oh, we got go-karts.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go-karts are really an efficient way to make massive amounts of net.
money.
But you gotta be smart.
Alright, I think I have the vision.
I have the go-kart vision.
This line is gonna fill up.
And this frickin'go-kart thing is gonna make so much frickin'money.
Watch and learn.
very normal right now but people need a fan should be taken now because they just play the game so you still play the cool game You don't have to do that so these find out to run more them in the field now and be ready two so you onto these you might go with your own and
how you will be and they're off and they're off Now watch that line fill up.
Man, everything's full.
Well, we're looking good now.
Who's going to win it?
That's pretty funny.
Let's wait until the next race starts.
Let's wait until the next race starts, and then we're all going to place our bets.
And then we're going to sign off.
Green is killing it right now, though.
Oh, no, wait.
in the last place.
Oh, see, that's why we had to wait.
All right.
I'm going with red.
All right, everybody place your bets.
I'm going with red.
Place your bets.
Who wins the go-kart race?
I've got red.
Daryl's got orange.
Benny's got yellow.
Sorry, Scott.
You gotta pick someone else.
Albert's got blue.
Random's got white.
Chuck's got green.
Sorry.
All right, we're off.
Whatever carts are remaining, grab them while they're there.
Damn it, red.
Pink is in the win.
Pink and white were unclaimed.
Oh no, random got white.
Nobody claimed pink.
Nobody claimed pink.
And pink is dominating.
You racists.
You sexists.
You didn't choose pink.
And now Pink is crushing it.
Pink is crushing it.
A mail in ballot for pink.
But Albert, you already voted.
It's over.
This race is over.
Pink with the with the race vibe.
Oh, look at Pink.
Pink is lapping fuckers.
Pink is gonna lap the entire track.
Wait, white.
What just happened?
White wins.
What the we the random had White the entire time.
Pink lapped them all.
Now that's funny.
Now that's funny.
Pink kind of cheated, but that's because Pink got an extra lap out of it.
And White came in.
The winner.
We the random had White.
You win nothing.
You win absolutely nothing.
All right.
I'm signing off.
I told you we'd get to Bumblebee by the end of the stream.
We did it.
And I'd say we did pretty well.
We're definitely on pace to win this level easily.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So you know that.
That's an obvious one.
man All right.
We got a big war room show tomorrow.
I just didn't want to come on here and talk about the same stuff that I talk about.
on InfoWars every day.
So, So we'll go out with that ridiculous roller coaster tycoon park.
I'm signing off.
I'll be on the war room tomorrow, 3 p.m.
So we have no choice, unfortunately.
And then I got uh overall is double penetration with over 470,000 euros.
Which is followed closely by triple penetration.
It's over 450,000.
And then uh I got two interviews tomorrow.
I'm on the Mel K show and I'm on the Brother Nathaniel show as well as hosting the InfoWars War Room.
InfoWars lives on.
I sign off for the night.
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Because I'm a crazy scientist, this park also has a little social experiment running.
Out here on the ocean, we have two guests who are trapped on one path tile with nothing to entertain them but a monorail playing candy style and an elephant.
I wanted to see how long it takes them to go insane from this, but they are strong.
Bench Boy and Bench Girl have ridden the monorail over a thousand times, and while they are very tired, they are unfortunately still sane.
At the start of the video, I made the claim that this is the densest park ever built in roller coaster Tycoon 2, and while I obviously cannot definitively prove that no one ever built a denser park, I can prove that this is the densest park I ever built.
This is the fourth hyperdense park I have created.
The first one was Electric Fields, all the way back in 2013.
This is the original dense park and my introduction to Optimized Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.
In early 2021, I built this park, overcrowded Forest Frontiers, which is a lot denser and the first time I built such a park live on Twitch.
In the spring of 2022, I built my third hyperdance park in the form of dangerously dense Diamond Heights, which has an incredible 300 rides.
Lastly, I built the park from this video in early 2023, which is just a few months ago.
So which one of these is the densest?
Let's take a look at how many rides they all have.
Electric Fields has 122, Forest Frontiers has 194, Diamond Heights has 300, and Bumbly Beach has 162.
It seems that Diamond Heights is the winner, but that's not fair, as it's also by far the largest at 5.7 hectares.
The other three are all significantly smaller, and Bumbly Beach is only a measly 2.2 hectares large.
If we now translate this to the number of rides per hectare, it's Bumbly Beach that wins with 73.
If we look at just the coasters, we can once again see that Bumbly Beach has the least with 28, and Diamond Heights has the most with 66.
But converted to coaster density, we can see that Forest Frontiers wins this category with 14 roller coasters per hectare.
As a comparison, Cedar Point, a real theme park famous for having a lot of roller coasters, only has 0.12 coasters per hectare.
Lastly, there is the path network.
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