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Roller Coaster Tycoon Diaries Ep 1

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unidentified		All right.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		who played roller coaster tycoon growing up as a kid this is one of my favorite games growing up as a kid I've had an itch to play it recently.
		So I decided to scratch that itch tonight.
		Now, I have a PC at home that is actually so old that I had it that I used to play this game on, and I still have it.
		But obviously, that's not the PC that I'm streaming on in my studio.
		And I realized when I was like, oh, I'll go do a live stream tonight, I'll play Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		And I realized because I still have the disc, I still have the actual disc.
		And then I realized my streaming computer doesn't have a CD-ROM.
		I can't play a disc on here.
		So I had to go and download it from Steam.
		But pretty cool, they have it on Steam.
		And I was able to get the original Roller Coaster Tycoon with all the expansion packs.
		So if you're with me tonight, glad you're here late night on a Friday night.
		We're going to be here for a couple hours.
		Now, I'm tinkering with a couple things as I do this.
		A couple things I'm trying to do with my studio, a couple things I'm trying to work in.
		So I'm kind of going to be testing some things tonight as I play.
		And we have new merchandise.
		We have new Clown World merchandise at the store at Owenschroyer.store.
		So, new Clown World merchandise.
		But we're going to be playing Roller Coaster Tycoon tonight.
unidentified		Now, let me.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't.
		Oh, oh, and what we're going to be doing tonight is responding to a lot of the comments.
		What I'm going to try to do actually: what I'm going to try to do actually is have the comments live on the screen.
		The problem is, and I was trying to figure this out, I don't think I'm going to be able to have all the comments on there.
		I think I'm only going to be able to have the rumble comments on there, the X comments, the Twitter comments.
		I don't think we're going to be able to have on the screen.
		Now, I might be able to put them on the screen every once in a while.
		I have to customly handle that.
		But I can put the Rumble stuff on the screen.
		Now, the Golden Night, I don't know how long it's going to take.
		I haven't played Roller Coaster Tycoon in, I don't know, decades.
		I'm 35.
		It's definitely been more than 10 years since I played Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		But, I mean, I was a master.
		Let's be honest.
		I was a master roller coaster tycoon player.
		I'm not going to lie to you.
		I was a master.
		So I'm just going to play as many levels tonight.
		Basically until I. Which is your favorite hat, guys?
		Which is your favorite hat?
		I went with just the basic Trump, the classic Trump.
		This you get from the Trump store.
		It's not an official campaign hat.
		Basically, what we're going to be doing is we're just going to be playing all the levels until I'm tired and want to quit, which will likely be, man, usually I'm in bed by midnight.
		But maybe we'll go late tonight.
		It is a Friday.
		Maybe I'll sleep in tomorrow.
		I don't know.
		Maybe I'll be a bum.
		Maybe I'll just be a total bum.
		Hey, listen, before we get started here, brand new merchandise at owenschroyer.store.
		Clown World Merchandise.
		I promised we'd have new Clown World merchandise.
		It is live.
		And actually, there might be another one before the end of the night.
		There might be another one before the end of the night.
		So here you go.
		We finally have it.
		The brand new Clown World merchandise is finally here.
		I've got the old one on tonight.
		I've got the old Clown World shirt on tonight, but we don't sell that one anymore.
		This is the new Clown World shirt.
		I think I'll get mine in black.
		That's a tri-blend vintage black right there.
		I like that one.
		I think I'll get mine in the tri blend.
		That's the Clown World 2 Tri-Blend T. I think I'll get mine in the black.
		I prefer the Tri-Blend.
		We also have it in the Ringspun cotton.
		I think I like this one with the black too.
		I think I like this one.
		Ooh, the blue.
		This one with the blue is nice.
		And the gray.
		Again, though, I think I like it in the black.
		If you prefer the cotton, this is a pure, that's a pure black versus kind of the Heather Tri-Blend black.
		This is the ring spun cotton colors.
		A little bit more colors over here.
		And a little bit truer as well, since they're not the tri-blend.
		So I told you we would have new.
		I told you we would have new clown world merchandise up at the store.
		And now we finally got it.
		We finally got it.
	Hey, congratulations.
	I'm glad you are enjoying your Owen.gold subscription.
	I'm glad you are enjoying it.
	I'm glad you got your gold in the mail.
	Just like I told you.
	Just like I told you, Owen.gold.
	Literally, it will come in the mail.
	All right, we're going to fire up the game.
	Like I said, we're just going to play as many levels until I get tired.
	Now, if I don't complete the level, then I'm going to be embarrassed and maybe never stream again.
	I don't think I ever didn't complete the tasks when I grew up as a kid playing this.
	Now, listen, if you're watching on X, we're glad to have you on X. But if you want to be interactive with us tonight, you've got to go over to rumble.com slash Owen and you've got to stream from there because we're going to have the Rumble rants.
	We're going to have the live chat up on the live stream tonight, something we don't normally do.
	No, guys, I'm not going to be killing the guests.
	You are heathens.
	Yeah, this is the old Clown World shirt.
	We no longer sell this.
	We don't sell it anymore.
	Yes, we're playing Roller Coaster Tycoon.
unidentified		In fact, are you ready?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Let's do this.
		Let's play a little roller coaster tycoon.
		All right, what's the name of this first level?
		Let's see what we got here.
		When was the last time you guys played this?
		Forest Frontiers.
		Forest Frontiers.
		Frontiers, Frontiers.
		Get it right.
		Kamala, Kamala.
		You bigots.
		All right, what do you got to do?
		At least 250 guests in your park at the end of October year one with a park rating of at least 600.
		Oh, this shouldn't take long.
		Only year one.
		Only year one.
		We're not going to be killing guests.
		Stop bringing that up, you absolute heathens.
		What is wrong with you?
		Yeah, we're going back in time playing a little roller coaster tycoon tonight.
		So let's see.
		Was everybody really good at this game, or was it just me?
		I mean, I never lost.
		I never didn't complete a mission ever.
		All right, we're live.
		We're live.
		All right, how do we build?
		What do we do here?
		Okay, this is the build.
		We're going to have to start off.
		Man, I used to play this game so much.
		I'm not going to lie.
		This is all like muscle memory.
		We're going to start off with your basic.
		We'll keep the trees for now.
		Actually, I don't want to mess with that right now.
		So let's do.
		Let's see.
		What do we want to do?
unidentified		Yeah, let's do it like this.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Put our exit right there.
		We're not interfering with anything.
		Put our entrance right there.
		We'll do a basic blue.
		We got color options here.
		We're going to do a basic blue for the sake of time.
unidentified		And all right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I like to name my rides as well.
		This thing better play music.
		All right.
		What should we name the Mary-Go-Round, guys?
		Ooh, ooh, something about Kamala.
		What should we name the Mario-Go Round, guys?
		Everything will have a political, everything will have a funny political name.
		Kamanla Hard Tits.
		Let's try to.
		This is a family park, guys.
		This is a family park, so let's try to keep it.
		What about Up and Down Kamala?
		The Up and Down Kamala.
		Or Kamala Ride.
		No, that'll be something else.
		I like Up and Down Kamala.
		Kaklan Crash.
		That's a good one.
		Where's my music?
		Doesn't this thing play music?
		This is angering me.
		Do I have to, am I going to have to play music?
		Where's my damn music?
		And why are there no guests here?
		Yeah, I don't have any guests, guys.
		I might actually lose this.
		Says music on, but I'm not hearing anything.
		Oh, here we go.
unidentified		Hey!
unidentified		Board operator failure.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		The Willie Brown.
		That's good.
		We will have a Willie Brown.
		We will definitely have a Willie Brown ride.
		I want to know why there's no guests.
		Maybe we need another one.
		i need a damn ferris wheel the
		kamala slide man Man, these things just write themselves.
		These things just write themselves.
		So, if I remember, the trick is you have to start the price high because they'll always go on at once.
		All right, we got to do a marketing campaign or something.
		This is ridiculous.
		Where's the marketing?
unidentified		Here we go.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Free entry.
		Well, this is a Kamala-themed park.
		So, I guess it is kind of a commie park.
		We'll go ahead with that.
		You'll go ahead and get your free entry to the park, you cheap bastards.
		See, everybody, I'm looking at the X chant, looking at the X chat now.
		I don't know, I don't play any of these new games.
		I don't know what any of these new games are.
		We got a guest.
		All I know is the old games.
		All right, guys, this is about to get real.
		I need to think strategically now.
		Oh, just go on one of these damn rides, you cheapskate.
		Kamala's slide probably ain't worth that much anymore these days anyway.
		All right, we got to get strategic now.
		Let's stop messing around.
		Look at that, guys.
		People are lining up for Kamala's Kamala's slide.
		Wow, that tramp.
		You guys feeling nostalgic yet?
unidentified		The most disappointing park in the country!
		Damn it, Kamala.
		Look at what you've done.
		You did this.
		You did this, Kamala.
		Man.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'll tell you, the most disappointing park in the country.
		Can you guys believe that?
		We haven't even begun.
		I'll give you a damn mascot.
		You're going to complain now.
		I got a freaking panda walking around.
		Oh, great.
		Here comes the rain.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And I don't even have anything to sell umbrellas with.
unidentified		All right, all right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		People are going to complain and complain all day.
unidentified		Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What does this guy think he's doing mowing the lawn?
unidentified		Get out of there, bud.
unidentified		What do you think this is?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Any expert, any expert roller coaster tycoon players know the handyman doesn't mow the lawn.
		There's a hack for that.
		You guys know the lawn mowing hack?
		Where should we put this?
unidentified		How tight do we want this?
		Alright guys.
		Kamala's, Kamala's Crews, Kamala's Crews.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're not going to get a free ride.
unidentified		Hell no.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Not here with that.
		This ain't no free ride.
		Some of these bums might get sick after Kamala's cruise.
unidentified		So a little help.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		We'll give them a little help.
		No, I told you, I'm not killing anybody.
		guys are heathens.
		We're not killing any of the guests, you absolute heathens.
		You deranged freaks.
		Something is wrong with you that you want to kill the guests.
unidentified		Oops.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What should we call our, oh, we got a Ferris wheel now.
		What should we call our little scrambled eggs here?
		This will be transracial.
		That's what we'll call this one.
		Transracial.
		We all know what that's about.
		Why don't they want to ride the transracial?
		Too expensive, you cheap bums.
		I got to make a buck here.
unidentified		There we go.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
		I have to have 600 guests in my park by the end of October year one, guys.
		We We are failing right now.
		We're going to have to do something desperate soon.
		What have we got here?
unidentified		Hmm.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I really don't want to take out a loan.
		So I think I have an idea.
		What are these?
		These must have come with the thing.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Let's see how many of y'all know the true way of the Jedi Of Earler Coaster Tycoon.
		Kind of making an assumption with this one, but we're going to go for it anyway.
		If you see this and you don't understand what I'm doing, then that's on you, Jack.
		My park entrance fee is very cheap.
		Wow.
		Oh, we'll keep it cheap for a minute.
unidentified		Boom.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		The economic crash.
unidentified		I think this one will crash.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it's enough support.
		Yeah, this thing's going down.
		See ya.
		I would have never made a mistake like that when I was a 14-year-old.
		That's the kind of crucial mistake that can cost people their lives.
		And you think that's funny,
		damn it.
		Do you see all that wasted cash?
		This is still gonna fly off.
		This is the Kamala economic crash.
		I have another idea, though.
		It's all right.
		I have a backup plan if this fails.
		I gotta get these damn guests in the park.
		I'm running out of time.
		No, this might live.
		Nope.
		Oh, no.
		Unacceptable and a gruesome silence.
unidentified		It's all right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		That's how we're gonna do this.
		Now they're all gonna be too scared to ride this ride.
		And I have nobody to blame but myself.
		But it's in theme.
		Yeah.
unidentified		Man!
unidentified		Once that thing gets a little weight on it, I don't know.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wait, I don't.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Alright, let's go for it.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think this is going to be a popular ride.
		A near-death experience.
		you're taking your life into your hands every time you get on this ride how can anybody complain All right, this is going to be interesting.
		This game was so crazy.
		It was a lot of the physics of this game were actually like real.
		So now that this is going to be a full roller coaster, it's going to go higher up on that ledge and it might crash.
		So you sick freaks out there that wanted to see a crash, you might get what you wanted.
unidentified		You're going to be good.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think it's going to go just over the edge, but I think it's going to survive.
unidentified		Oh, what are the ratings on that bad boy?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		6.2 intensity.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What a bunch of losers.
unidentified		It's all right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		We needed that.
		Respect.
		Somebody is telling me you can do a two-player roller coaster tycoon.
		Is that true?
		If I could make an InfoWars supplement stand in this game, I would do it.
		All right, we got to make a move here.
unidentified		No.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		and we gotta we gotta jack this up a haunted house i guess we'll get these people a haunted house Guys, what should we name our haunted house?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I've got the perfect name.
		This is the scariest name ever.
		I don't know.
		Nobody's going to want to go on it now.
		Somebody dared enter.
		Somebody dared enter.
unidentified		Look at this.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I want to go on something more thrilling than Kamala Naked.
		Yeah.
		I guess it wouldn't be that thrilling.
		Well, you never know until you get a try.
		I was hoping to say, I don't want to pay that much to pay that much to go on Kamala Naked.
		Alright, we gotta do something fast.
		We got to get guests in the park and fast, guys.
unidentified		We're going to have to do another one of these.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		They love these little shits.
		See if we can get anything out of that.
		That thing was picking up steam!
		All right, I gotta.
		I gotta find a way to kill that momentum here.
		That was just too much.
		That's still gonna go off.
unidentified		Man!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think it's going to need two.
unidentified		Yeah, that'll be fine.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It'll be fine.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		They'll be fine.
unidentified		All right, everything is still busy.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean you don't want to...
unidentified		Get on the damn ride.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Get on the damn roller coaster, you bums.
		You have no idea what you're missing out on, and neither do I, and that's the problem.
		So I need you to get on it.
		Let's see if they survive.
		Yeah, we're good.
unidentified		With room to spare I need some good numbers Nobody wants to go pay that much for...
		No!
		That's not good for business, folks.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Those are not the numbers we needed.
		Did you guys see that?
		That was funny.
		That was damn funny.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think we are on a good pace here, guys.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think any of the rides are broken down yet either.
unidentified		How is that even possible?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		All of our lines are full.
		We're on pace to get over 600 by the end of October.
		That's all we need, isn't it?
		Does it matter what our rating is?
		Oh, oh, oh, we're smashing.
		We're smashing, guys.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		Oh yeah.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my gosh.
		Look at this.
		These must be like custom coasters that come with the game when you download it.
		Do I miss live streaming the crazy people in downtown?
		Um, sometimes sometimes those were fun, sometimes they kind of sucked, honestly, because those people were so obnoxious.
		Kamala's slide is broken down, guys.
		Somebody better get on that.
		Is there really nowhere to put this now?
		I'm trying for some aggressive expansion here.
unidentified		These people really love what we have to offer.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't need a mechanic while my rides are working.
		I don't even have that many rides.
		Well, it's all a walk in the park from here, folks.
		No fun intended.
		Why are all these people vomiting?
		What the hell's their problem?
		Where's my damn handyman?
		Up and down Kamala has broken down.
		My handyman is on it.
		Where are my new attractions?
		Steel roller coaster, it's over now.
		See, that's the hack.
		You don't have your handyman cutting the grass.
		You just do it yourself.
		Isn't that always the life action?
		You can just cut your own grass.
unidentified		These things.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there's something nice and cute.
		Ten grand?
		What the fuck?
		Something a little cheaper than that one.
		Kamala has never had something so successful in her life.
		These handymen are straight bums, man.
		Why do I have such dirty walkways?
		It's a tiny little park.
unidentified		All
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		right, all this time in the red is starting to piss me off.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Let's run a profit in August, shall we?
unidentified		Oh,
		I have a loan?
		I never took out a loan.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		That's some bullshit.
		I could play Age of Empires too.
		play Age of Empires 2.
		Honestly, I'm just letting this one ride.
unidentified		Best value park in the country.
		Look at that.
		Look at that'll be good for business.
		we're running a profit turn this place into a profitable business I've been a tycoon.
		I could stream GoldenEye, but it would be on the Switch.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And I tried playing GoldenEye on the Switch, and it's just so wonky.
unidentified		The controls are just so wonky, finally
unidentified		the handymen are keeping this part clean.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'm doing my part.
		Where's my damn mechanic?
		What is taking the mechanic so long?
unidentified		Thumb?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I just hired a new mechanic to fix that, damn it.
		No, we don't do diversity, equity, and inclusion hires here.
		Why would I put the shuttle the Kamala loop at match speed?
unidentified		need to.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Bro, I'm trying to beat this level and have zero dollars in loans.
unidentified		that's my goal we're almost there thrilling something they'll never forget
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Do I care about my guests or what?
		What's up, Carlos?
		I have a Nintendo Switch, but other than that, I don't have any new systems.
		So, if I'm gonna play a game, I'm gonna play one of the original Pokémon games.
		Go ahead and just potting them down.
		If I'm gonna play a game, I'm gonna play one of the original Pokémon games or I'm gonna play something on the Switch.
		I could stream Switch, and now that I have Steam, I guess theoretically, I could pretty much play anything because I think Steam has everything.
		Hold on, what do they say?
unidentified		Come on, man.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I got a sick, disgusting sense of humor for this.
unidentified		Wow, is this game racist?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		The handymen, the mechanics, the security guard, they're all white.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		All the guests are white, too.
unidentified		Wow.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'm surprised the Liberals haven't complained about this yet.
		I'm just assuming that who's ever in this costume is white.
		Or maybe that's the only black person.
		I could stream Age of Empires too.
		Yeah, I would play Age of Empires 2.
		Yeah, I would play Mario Kart.
		I'd play Mario Party.
		The Mario Kart on the Switch is okay.
		You can play the classical Mario Kart in 64 on the Switch.
		I don't think they have any others on the Switch.
		They do have some of the old levels on the Nintendo Switch.
unidentified		But yeah, I could play Mario Party, Mario Party, the original Mario Party 2, Mario Party 3.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Those are all on the Switch.
		Never played Medieval Total War.
		Perfect Dark.
		That might be on the Switch.
		I don't know.
		I'd like to play Monopoly.
		I'm a big Monopoly fan, but the Monopoly on Nintendo Switch is bullshit.
		The rules are all out of whack.
		It's just horrible.
		They got the rules all jacked up, so it's really not even worth it.
		All right, guys, we've almost done it.
		We're mere minutes away.
		Minutes away from total victory.
unidentified		Oh, wait.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And look at that.
		Zero dollars in loans.
		That's how it's done.
		I still got it.
		I still got it so I mean we could do multiplayer on the switch on monopoly I I just hate the rules.
		They're not the real rules of Monopoly.
		It pisses me off.
		Zelda Orcana of Time on 64.
		That's the...
		That's the first one on 64, right?
		I think Zelda Orcana of Time is the first one.
		Then it was Majoro's Mask.
		I could play Zelda.
unidentified		The problem with playing Zelda on here is like it's just so damn long.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You know?
		So it's not like I can just hop on here and play a couple levels.
		Wolfenstein, I could get that on the Switch.
		They've got that on the Switch.
		They've got Doom on the Switch.
		That's too complicated.
		I can't.
		man these new games man i don't know how the kids do it like i thought like if you like super smash was a complicated game and that was just a button smashing game These games, like, Doom, like, Nightfire, like, 007 Nightfire was, like, a complicated shooter game for us growing up.
		Now these kids play Doom, and there's like, dude, I can't do it.
		I literally can't do it.
		I don't know.
		It's like there's way too many different gadgets and buttons and combos and things to remember.
		No, Doom Eternal.
		I was not good at Doom Eternal.
		Do they have Halo on the Switch?
		I don't have any new systems, guys.
		I do have an Xbox 360.
		I'd have to pull it out of somewhere.
		It's probably in my garage.
		I could pull the Xbox 360 out of my garage.
		And I guess we could play Halo.
		All right, let's go.
		Come on.
		We're done here.
		Tell me I won.
		I want to see all the little people clapping for me.
		I need that satisfaction.
		I need all the tiny white people to clap for me.
		Let's go in this thing.
		Yeah, I'm running this on Steam.
		You can get, I think, the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on Switch.
		So I could play Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
		Truth is, I really don't have time for video games, and that's not like a shot at people that play video games.
		I like playing video games.
		I grew up playing video games.
		I have fun playing video games.
		It's rare that I can, yes!
		Cheer for me!
unidentified		Clap for me!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, me!
unidentified		I did it!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And we have the safest park in the country, best value park.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		We have zero dollars in loans, ladies and gentlemen.
unidentified		I'm back.
unidentified		I'm back.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		No, I've never played any of the Red Dead Redemptions.
unidentified		I played Twisted Metal Black as a kid.
unidentified		You know something I could play something I could play What was I just thinking?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What's on the Switch that I could play?
		This is the original Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		Somebody said something in the chat.
		Reminded me of a game.
		Let me see here.
		I never thought you'd see me do this either.
		Oh, that's what it was.
		I could play Grand Theft Auto.
		They have Grand Theft Auto on the Nintendo Switch.
		So, yes, I could play Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
		And I would actually allow myself to be a heathen.
		I would do it.
		I would ride around with all the guns and all the hookers and all the gangsters, and I'd just rampage.
		Because isn't that the most, isn't that the funnest part of the game anyway?
		What was that?
		What's the total cuck cleanse bit that I did at InfoWars?
		Remind me what that was.
		I've been at InfoWars for eight years.
		I have a pretty good memory, but some of the bits that I do tend to get lost in translation.
		I just become a machine sometimes.
		I didn't think it was that bad.
		I'm not going to say your name because your screen name is just disgusting.
		The one talking about Vice City being laggy on the Switch, I didn't find that to be the case at all.
		Some of the controls, I think, when you're playing on the Switch for some of these games, don't translate the best.
		But I'd say overall, when you talk about like a cross-platform system where you can play all these classic games on the Switch, I'd say it's just about amazing.
		Cock light.
		Yeah, we could do another Cuck Light ad.
		Me and Darren McBreen have been talking about doing one of those for Infowars for a while.
		But he's got a lot of projects he's working on, so it just gets tough.
		Why would you do that to yourself?
		By the way, if you're watching on X, I can't put the X comments on the screen.
		I can only put the Rumble comments on the screen.
		Even Albert's with us tonight.
		God bless him.
		Albert, I need to send you...
		Albert, uh...
		Before you go buy any of the new merchandise, let me know.
		I'm going to send you whatever you want.
		So if Albert's still tuned in, don't even, just don't purchase anything yet.
		Just let me know what you want.
		I'll send it to you.
		We got the new Clown World merch.
		So I got the Switch because before I was on a federal travel ban and before they basically stole all InfoWorse money, I was traveling a lot.
		And so it's just great on a plane, man.
		It just kills time.
		I could play Pokemon on a plane.
		I could play Mario Kart on a plane and a two, three-hour plane ride just flies by.
		But since I'm not flying anymore, I just don't really play it.
		It just basically collects dust.
		But I could do it live, but usually it's like if I'm going to go live, I have something important to talk about.
		But tonight I wanted to test a couple things, like putting this chat up.
		I wanted to see if I could stream on this Steam app and potentially do some other video game streamings like you guys are talking about here.
		People love this stuff.
		What was the Total Cuck Cleanse ad?
		You got to remind me.
		was an ad somebody sent the link in here Oh, this is dangerous.
		I'm going to take this to another window before I. What is this?
		It's the Total Cuck Cleanse.
unidentified		Quit being a cuck and take the Total Cuck Cleanse.
		And then the Cuck Cleanse begins.
		Take back your male vitality with the Total Cuck Cleanse.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		Toxic masculinity at its finest.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		I remember that.
		I just don't remember what it was.
		I don't remember what it was about.
		I wonder if we can find that original ad.
		Man, I can't believe people just do this for a living.
unidentified		Like, I don't know if I can do another level, guys.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It's almost my bedtime.
		I'm crashing fast.
		I can't believe people do this for a living.
		They just log on and just stream and just talk about whatever they want and play video games.
		People do this for a living.
		Like, when I do my three-hour show, there's at least three hours of prep work.
		And really, it's like, there is no, there's no time.
		It's my whole life is prep work.
		So it's really like 10 hours of prep work for a three-hour show.
		These people just hit log on, stream a video game, and that's what they do.
		And they probably make more money than me.
		The world is a funny place.
		And of course, if I was a hot chick with nice assets, I could just post naked online and I could make a million dollars in less than a year.
		So that's the way of the world.
		It's never going to be fair.
		It's never going to be equal.
		Any communist that tells you that's a liar.
		So accept it.
		Get on with your life.
		No, I'm not.
		No way.
		I can't drink an energy drink this late.
		But here's what I'm going to do.
		I'll play another level.
		We'll see if we can make it.
		The next one will probably take longer because it's probably like a year-long challenge.
		But I got to go get something to drink.
		Well, yeah.
		Don't you know, fixing trucks, that's just something people need.
		88 Stang.
		Nah, you're a hero.
		That's all right.
		That's all right.
		You can't let this stuff bother you, folks.
		You know?
		You can't.
		Life is never going to be fair.
		But you only get one.
		So make the most of it.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'll chill a little longer.
		I'll chill a little longer.
		I got to go get something to drink.
		I'll be all right.
		Don't go anywhere.
		We'll be back.
		Rollercoaster tycoon level two.
		The master is back.
		The master tycoon builder is back.
		That wasn't even.
		That was like.
		And that was like muscle memory, like 20 years ago, and you still have the muscle memory, just boom, kicks in.
unidentified		San Pellegrino, best sparkling water.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		That's all.
		That's the statement.
		Sim City.
		Now, there's a throwback.
		What was it like Sim City 2000 Deluxe or something?
		That game was epic.
		The original Sims.
		Sims 2 was probably the best ever.
		But the original Sims was game-changing.
		So when I was in probably sixth grade, see, I've always been the kind of person that I played it on the computer.
		I've always been the kind of person that, I mean, really, even when I was a kid, I always wanted to live life to the fullest.
		Like, never took a second for granted.
		So I think, you know, I always begged my parents for a computer in my room.
		And I finally got a computer in my room, and I was in like sixth grade.
		And so that's when I really began writing.
		Well, typing rather.
		And I'd like to type out my homework.
		And then the real reason why I wanted it, though, is because everybody would go to bed.
		And I'd play games probably from like sixth grade to eighth grade.
		I would play games until like three in the morning.
		The Sims, Roller Coaster Tycoon, SimCity.
		Probably even some of the backyard sports games.
		I mean, it would just, so I'd go through my day.
		And then everybody would go to bed and I'd go to my room and I'd play games.
		But see, I was able to convince, and really it was my mom, I was able to convince my mom to put the computer in my room because I would get good grades and I'd want to write and I'd want to type and I'd be like, oh, I need to type.
		So I'd get good grades and I'd type up my homework and, oh, wow, good job.
		I'm glad we got my computer in his room.
		And then, yeah, okay, good night.
		And I'd close my door and I'd play games until 3 in the morning.
		much simpler times battlefield 2042 Battlefield 2042?
		What's that?
		Sounds fun.
		Yeah, if I was gaming with my friends, Super Nintendo, NHL 94, NHL 96 were huge.
		F-Zero, obviously Mario, Donkey Kong.
		And then N64, Super Smash Bros., Mario Party, those were huge.
		GoldenEye.
		And then on GameCube, it was Mario Kart, Super Smash Brothers, Mario Party, PS2, Big PS2, Madden, Nightman.
		I think 007 Nightfire is probably one of the greatest and most underrated games of all time.
		I wish I could play that.
		I wish I could play Nightfire.
		I do still have a PlayStation 2.
		I don't know if it would start.
		I got a whole damn container full of old video game consoles in storage in my house.
		Medal of Honor.
		Was it, I think it was, or was it Call of Duty?
		I think it was Medal of Honor.
		Was that like the first game ever that you could play online?
		Multiplayer online on PlayStation 2?
		Because I remember I had this like 50-foot long Ethernet cable that I would plug into my PS2 so I could play.
		I think it was Medal of Honor online.
		i think that was the first one what do you mean they're bringing back backyard sports how How so?
		I loved backyard sports.
		Backyard baseball, backyard football, backyard soccer.
		Those games were the shit.
		Dreamcast.
		Boy, Dreamcast was ahead of its time, but it like never really hit like that.
		I think maybe it was too expensive.
		I don't know.
		All right,
		oh man.
		I'll tell you, it's my bedtime, y'all.
		I think Atari made Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		All right, let's do this.
		What's level two?
	Dynamite Dunes.
	Dynamite Dunes.
unidentified		Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		650 guests in your park.
		Year three.
		Oh, this is a long one, guys.
		This is a long one.
		Don't know if I'll be able to make it for this one, guys.
		All right, it comes with this roller coaster.
		What was the strategy here?
		What was the strategy with this park?
		Where do I want to set up my little haven?
		Guess right here.
		Thank you cam I hope I make your time worthwhile every day on the InfoWars War Room.
		Man, they just screw you with this one.
		I think we want to go right here, though.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		or maybe yeah all right so let's begin
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		there's no grass here There's no grass here, so I don't think you need to change the settings on your handyman.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What color is this one?
unidentified		Blue?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		All right, we'll go back to some of the more classical naming styles here.
		We were funny on the last one.
		Let's get serious.
		Stop messing around.
		Not funny.
		Free?
		What the hell does this look like?
		A desert?
unidentified		Man, we're getting hosed out here.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'm getting hosed, man.
		Scenery?
		I am getting screwed here, man.
unidentified		These bastards are killing me.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You're killing me.
unidentified		I'm
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		not in my parents'basement.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'm in their attic.
unidentified		Come on, man.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Hell's wrong with you.
		Hey, I appreciate that from Trump won, Biden cheated, Orwell on X. Very kind of you.
		Oh, we've got the InfoWars trolls in the chat now?
unidentified		Oh, yes.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I love these people.
		I love the InfoWars chat trolls.
		They've made their way.
		I'm so glad you could be here.
		I mean that.
		I genuinely am glad you're here.
		I don't know what I would do without you, really.
		You just made this whole thing a lot more fun for me.
		That was the energy boost I needed.
unidentified		Thank you.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You gave me the energy boost I so desperately needed to close this one out.
		I might be able to do this now, guys.
		I might be able to do this now.
		The InfoWars chat trolls have just given me what I needed.
		I think we can do it now.
		I think we can do it now, guys.
		That's huge.
unidentified		That's huge.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		If you're here insulting me for playing video games in my parents' basement, then what does that make you for watching it?
unidentified		I'm just curious.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And I can't believe I'm actually making money doing it.
		So, what does that make you?
		I would hire you as my park mascot.
		I would.
		I would give you a job as my park mascot.
		That's the kind of guy I am.
unidentified		In fact, I'm going to hire you right now.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What would you like to wear?
		A panda doesn't belong in the desert.
		So we'll make you an elephant.
		I just gave you a job.
		you're welcome that's just the kind of guy i am You empowered me when you entered the chat.
		When you entered the chat and started talking trash, man, that's when I knew I could make it.
		Should we put up an obelisk?
		I think we should put up some obelisks.
		That's kind of tight.
		What is this thing?
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
		Now we're balling.
		Now we're balling out.
		How big is this?
unidentified		Damn.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		A Sphinx head.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I can't believe they did us like this.
unidentified		A log flume.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Man, what am I supposed to do with this?
		They really set you up tough here.
		You know, I remember now.
		I do remember now.
		Even though this is the second level, they make this level actually kind of hard.
		Because they don't give you anything good to start with.
		And I don't like taking out a big loan.
		I really don't want to take out a loan.
		I hate that.
		not gonna fly.
		That's what they want you to do though.
		They want you to take out a damn loan.
unidentified		All right, let's make our food court.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Really know where to put it right now.
unidentified		I'm not building anything yet.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		21 the podcast.
unidentified		sweet man they've set me up for failure they've set me up for total failure because
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		to build a successful wooden roller coaster or to build a successful mine train roller coaster you're gonna have to spend a bunch of money i'm I don't wanna take out a loan.
unidentified		I need, what we need if we're gonna make this park great is we're gonna need a steel roller coaster.
		That's what we need.
		And if we can't get the full steel roller coaster with the powered launch, I will settle for the mini-frame steel roller coaster.
		That's what we need.
		That's what we need.
		We can take a couple more thrill rides, maybe a gentle ride.
		But what we really need is that steel.
		We need that good American steel.
		Not that Chinese steel.
		I'm not building.
		No.
		We're not going to take steel from China and build it in my park.
		It's going to be nice, good American steel.
		Probably coming from Pennsylvania.
		We want Pennsylvania.
		They stole it.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		My goodness.
		My goodness.
		Massive oversight.
		Massive oversight here.
		Why didn't anybody tell me?
		I forgot to put benches and trash cans.
		And none of you said anything.
		Not one of you said anything.
unidentified		Horrible.
unidentified		You're horrible.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You're horrible to do me like that.
		You can build on the hills, but it's expensive.
		You can build under the hills, but it's expensive.
		So I got to build up some capital, all right?
		And I got to get some research in here.
		What are they cooking up in the lab?
		Steel mini roller coaster.
		I can work with that.
		Coming any day now.
unidentified		Boom!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		There it is.
		See?
		Now you got a chance.
		i might need some money still though see
		you want to see the true level of genius i am Do you want to see the true visions that happen in this mind?
		Where do you think I'm going to build this roller coaster?
		I will give you a clue.
		It's somewhere on this map in front of you.
		So let's go.
		21 the podcast.
		Let's see.
		Let's see what you got to say.
		What do you think I'm about to do with this roller coaster right here?
		Where do you think it's going to go?
		How do you think it's going to face?
		Let's see if you can even imagine the true genius you're dealing with here.
		Let's see.
		Go ahead.
unidentified		for waiting something Jewish I will name this roller coaster Something Jewish in honor of you.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		That's what we're going to name this roller coaster, is something Jewish.
		And would the joke be better if it was really expensive or really cheap?
		I'll even go against the paint theme and I'll make it blue and white for you too.
		All right, here we go.
		I need to experiment with something first.
		I think this is right.
unidentified		Yep.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		I can't believe the people disrespected me, too.
		Can you guys believe they were disrespecting me in the chat?
		They don't even understand.
		They don't even know the level.
unidentified		They can't even comprehend the level still in the green
unidentified		Oh.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		This might get a little hairy.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		This might be overkill.
		This might be overkill.
		let's see i think this is gonna crash I don't think I need all this lift.
		Yeah, this is going down.
		That thing would have been gone.
		Alright, so we had a little overkill.
		Try like that.
		Oh, my park entrance fee is very cheap.
unidentified		Wow.
unidentified		Let's make it more expensive there.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Safest park in the country.
		How do you like that?
		That's going over.
unidentified		Wait, wait, wait.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		We're alive.
		Oh, we got a malfunction.
		All right, this one's for you.
		This is for the InfoWars trolls.
		And we're even going to go against the paint theme.
		We're even going to go against the paint theme since you love Israel so much.
		We just know how much you love Israel.
		So, this will be an Israel-themed coaster only for you.
		That's how much I care about you.
		That's how much I love the InfoWars trolls.
		And you thought I didn't love you or care about you?
		I need you.
unidentified		Wow.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think this one could be very popular.
		I really do.
		I'm thinking long term, this is going to be the food court area, so I think we just take this all the way.
		I think we just take this all the way.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Come on in, kiddos.
		Come ride something Jewish.
		Come on down and ride something Jewish.
		Yes, this is the Rumble chat on the screen.
		This is the Rumble chat.
		If you want to watch on Rumble and get in the chat, rumble.com/slash Owen.
		What do you guys think?
		I think this Something Jewish ride, I think it's going to do well.
		People are asking on X. You can't say Jew on Twitch.
unidentified		All right, here we go.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Something Jewish is off.
		I need this thing to be rigged like APAC Riggs Elections.
		I need this thing rigged for good ratings here.
		I need this thing to be a big moneymaker for me.
		We're out in the desert.
		It's something Jewish.
		Come on now.
		This thing might be pretty intense.
		This thing might be pretty intense.
unidentified		That looked pretty intense.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		No, they're coming out.
		Okay, not bad.
		Something Jewish.
unidentified		Not very thrilling for the people.
unidentified		But I think it can bring us some income.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And that's really all it's about.
		See?
		There you go.
		That one was for you in the chat guys.
peter navarro ▲ ● ▼		Uh-oh.
peter navarro ▲ ● ▼		Uh-oh.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's Anna Paulina Luna, the new most popular Congresswoman.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And can you blame us?
unidentified		Can you blame us?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you got to give Anna Paulina Luna a shout out.
unidentified		You know what I'm saying?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		In fact, the next roller coaster will be dedicated to Anna Paulina Luna.
		The next roller coaster will be dedicated to Anna Paulina Luna.
		You're not paying, you're not paying that much to go on something Jewish?
unidentified		Oh my gosh!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Look at this anti-Semitism in this game.
unidentified		You see it.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not paying that much to go on something Jewish.
unidentified		Wow!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Guys, she's not actually Jewish.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		She actually lied about that.
unidentified		She lied about being Jewish.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Something Jewish is really good value.
unidentified		Now that's more acceptable.
unidentified		That is way more acceptable.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		You got it right.
		You just had to scold the game a little bit.
unidentified		All right, we're cooking now.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And we got an information kiosk.
		When did I miss that?
		Why didn't anybody tell me this?
		Man, you guys are not helping at all.
		Is it going to go under here?
		Damn it.
		I blew that.
		I blew that.
		That one's on me.
		That one's on me.
		That was a strategic failure on my part.
		So I guess we'll have to go right here.
		Alright, we should probably add something over here now.
		Anna Paulina Luna took like, I'm not even kidding you, it was like $1,000 from Apex.
unidentified		And that's it.
unidentified		I mean, come on.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think that it's fair to say she's probably the best-looking congresswoman of all time.
		I don't know if there's, I don't even know what competition there is quite frankly.
		They're adding a Planned Parenthood clinic to the roller coaster tycoon attractions.
		I don't know.
		in the Loopy Landscapes expansion pack.
		A bagel shop next to something Jewish.
unidentified		I don't think they have bagel shops.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		All right, it's time to build.
		It's time to build.
		Let's calm down.
		Everybody relax.
		Have they given us anything yet?
		Ooh, a Ferris wheel.
		where can we put this sucker no
		I can't No, no, this is not for the Anna Pauline Aluna.
unidentified		This isn't good enough.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		She deserves something much better than this.
unidentified		Something much more curvy.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Something much more elite.
		A roller coaster.
		Let's milk this for all it's worth.
unidentified		We'll come back to that.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think I'm going to go with the same strategy on the roller coaster over here.
		Have it climb this and then drop and then turn and then go over into this dune area.
		I'm thinking look at something Jewish man This thing's doing well.
		Thank you for that idea to the trolls in the chat.
unidentified		thank you very much does owenshroyer.store ship internationally You know what?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I should probably know that.
		If you want to get involved in the chat, you've got to go to rumble.com slash oen.
		The ex-chats do not show up.
		So go to rumble.com/slash Owen and get in the Rumble rants if you want to be in the chat.
		hope you will.
		Best value park in the country.
		Oh, we get a haunted house.
		I mean, come on, man.
		I don't want a haunted house, dammit!
		You see what I did there?
		I hope you did.
		Yes, we can ship internationally.
		We can ship your clown world merchandise internationally.
		Yes, at owensawyer.show.
		We can do that for you.
		Has this thing launched yet?
unidentified		Low.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's not very nice.
		We'll let this ride complete and then maybe make a change, a water slide on the mountain, All I have is a log flume right now.
		Here's the thing about the water park stuff.
		It's not cost-effective.
		It's just not.
		The water park attractions in this game are not cost-effective.
		They're hard to make cost-effective.
		And so that's why I don't build them.
		why I build these little skeet roller coasters like this because they're the most cost-effective thing you can do.
unidentified		I think we can heat this up a little bit.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		We're going to have to heat this in.
unidentified		It should still be good.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think we'll go off yet.
		This should spice us up a little more.
		I don't think it'll take us off the cliff.
		You won't pay $3 for a ride on APL Fire.
unidentified		What's wrong with you?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Cheap skates, you clearly have no chance.
		Send it.
		Still low?
		Hey, so listen...
		If you want it to go to Europe, you got us.
		We'll send it to you, but we have to make a custom request.
		So if you want us to email, or excuse me, if you want us to send merchandise to Europe, send an email to support at media.win.
		Send an email to support at media.win, and we can fulfill that.
		But the way our side is set up, we have to do it on the back end, but we will do that for you.
		You know, I feel like the ride is doing well enough, so maybe I just don't change it at all.
		We're still in year one here, folks.
		All right, what's going on over here?
unidentified		Swinging ship.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		This swinging ship ain't gonna cut it, Jack.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I am from St. Louis.
unidentified		Drew is three times as popular as me.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Who's what Drew?
unidentified		Good for Drew.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You're proud of him.
unidentified		Of course.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What's new?
unidentified		Let's try something.
unidentified		Um...
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I think we're good here.
unidentified		I don't know I think that was going over I think that was going over.
unidentified		We're going wild.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Now, he's either gonna have to do some major maneuvering or just go super cute.
unidentified		we're going super cute hope this thing works
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What are you people, broke?
		Get in the damn line!
		I can't get any action here!
		That's right.
unidentified		People will pay for it.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		We're on a good pace.
		Oh my gosh, again.
		I'm not paying that much to go on something Jewish.
		Are you seeing this?
		Are you seeing this?
unidentified		Wow, unbelievable intolerance.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, in new games, you probably couldn't even make a joke like this.
		They probably wouldn't even let you put a name like that on the game.
		Look at this thing.
		This little thing is gonna load up that queuing line.
unidentified		Glob Coaster, Glob, Glob Coaster.
unidentified		That's what's coming next: Glob coaster.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Have you even seen the something something Jewish coaster?
		What are they saying about it now?
		Something Jewish is really good value We're having fun I can't afford something Jewish.
		Did you see that one?
		Come on, man!
		I don't know why, I crack myself up sometimes.
unidentified		I really do.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, great.
		That's what I wanted: a freaking chair lift.
		Give me a break.
unidentified		Still full lines over here.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		yeah we're doing good safest park in the country
unidentified		Oh, that's very nice of you.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, nice.
		It won't even go on this damn ride for 10 cents.
		You know, there's an old hack.
		I don't like doing it because it's cheap, but there's an old hack.
		You basically just erase the ride and then build the exact same ride, and they pretend like it's new because they never really built that into the game algorithm.
		But I don't do that because that's cheap just so you know, those are the kind of ethics I have.
		It's all your character is all about what you do and no one's watching But I guess you guys are watching.
unidentified		I don't know if that counts.
unidentified		I hate seeing empty lines, though.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I hate that.
unidentified		i like nice big beautiful four lines what do we need Oh, yeah, we're doing good.
		We're doing good.
		we are doing good how
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		does oh great they're gonna give me a fries stall because that's what we want some french fries I need a steel roller coaster.
		Guess I'll build a haunted house.
		Oh, you're not paying that much, huh?
unidentified		Well screw you!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I didn't know you could change the...
unidentified		WHAT?!
		I think I remember saying that before!
		I've never seen that.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Wow, that must be some new addition.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		like it but it's off theme for this park I'm
unidentified		still doing this Well, that'd be classified.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		But I think you should go buy some new merch at Owen Troyer.store.
		The brand new Clown World merch.
		People are just loving it.
		You should check it out.
		Pablo, send an email to support at win.media.
		Thank you.
		Support at win.media, Pablo, and we can try to get that ship to Europe for you.
unidentified		We're
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		into year two now.
		I'll build a damn log flume even though this is gonna piss me off I'm trying to think of a strategy on this deal it can actually work
		Why is that not level?
		I just got screwed on that deal.
		Did I just get screwed on this deal?
unidentified		How the hell did that happen?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		All right, it's not that bad.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		It's not as bad as I thought it was.
unidentified		Oh boy, he's lost.
unidentified		Do you think he'll find his way?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Come on, little buddy.
unidentified		You're almost there.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		He's lost.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're almost there.
unidentified		Yes!
unidentified		Home free.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		All right, now, this is going to be really not even fair because this queuing line is going to fill up and stay filled.
unidentified		It's actually a good strategy.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't really like it, but it's going to work.
		Whether this ride is good or not, it's not even going to matter.
		Because there's only like three carts.
		And so they're basically just all going to wait on it.
unidentified		And it's a long lot, so it'll make money.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I didn't get as intricate as I planned on with it anyway.
		I was going to take it under tunnels and all kinds of crap, but what's the point?
		I think this will work.
unidentified		Cushy!
unidentified		Now that's funny.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Now that's funny.
		Thank you.
		I needed that laugh.
		What are you talking about, no path from the exit?
		What did I do?
		All right, maybe I am losing my mind after all.
unidentified		Oh my gosh.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		This thing's a disaster.
unidentified		How did this happen?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		How did I blow it this badly?
		I don't know where I'm taking it.
		I don't know where they're going.
		I think it's got to go this way.
		Oh my gosh.
		This is a disaster, folks.
		this is an absolutely unmitigated disaster i've made a horrible miscalculation This is now an exit to nowhere.
unidentified		Oh, come on!
unidentified		Are you freaking kidding me?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the ride's making money.
		I don't know.
		I don't know where I take this.
unidentified		no idea I don't know Where do we go from here?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		This was a horrible miscalculation on my part.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I blew this one bad.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		A decent recovery, but no, not really.
		That was a bad.
		I thought I had it level with this.
unidentified		I thought, yeah, I blew that one badly.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Well, this thing will make a bunch of money, so screw it.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And I guess I can extend the park this way now.
unidentified		So that's the plan.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Will they even go in if it's free?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		They won't even go on a free ride.
unidentified		Oh
unidentified		crap!
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		ride the bumper cars.
unidentified		We'll
unidentified		open up the phone line right now and you can call in.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		How about that?
unidentified		oh a balloon stall am i still researching shops
		i must be out of my mind people love those damn balloons though Okay, do we want this to get wild?
		I will open up the phone lines.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Do we want to make this into a true clown show?
		I will open up the phone lines right now.
		You think you can just come into the chat and pretend like I'm scared?
		I hope this puts you to sleep.
		Anything to put you to sleep, everybody needs a good night's sleep.
		That's it.
unidentified		There's only one thing that could make this stream crazier, and that is,
unidentified		there you go.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I've opened up the phone lines.
		Let's see.
		Let's see.
		I've been playing Roller Coaster Tycoon for far too long.
		It's now 1:30.
		I'm about to shut this down, but let's just see.
		You think I'm too scared to take a phone call?
		Phone line is open.
		Go ahead.
		Go ahead.
		Let's see.
		Let's see.
		I already got this game set up.
		I'm winning this bitch.
		Here we go.
		First caller.
		You know how it goes.
		Line to line.
		I ask you, what's your name?
		Where are you from?
		First caller, the roller coaster diaries.
		What's your name?
		Where are you from?
unidentified		Hi, Owen.
unidentified		It's Kaylee.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		So you're going by Kaylee now.
unidentified		Oh, well, you can call me Cushy, but you know my name.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You sound a lot more pleasant on the phone than in the chat.
unidentified		Well, because, Owen, I don't want you to be on Team Jesus.
		I want you to be on Team God.
		I want you to do the next right thing.
		And I know you probably do in your soul, but the platform you're working for, you know, and I know is not trustworthy.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		So do you trust me?
unidentified		I want to, but I wish you would choose to value me in a sense as well because I feel like we care about one another, right?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Look, I care about everybody.
		I care about anybody who takes time out of their day to listen to me and likes my work.
		It means a lot to me.
		But I think that, you know, not everything is about you, and not everything is on your time.
unidentified		Okay, that doesn't justify evil, Owen.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What are you talking about?
		I'm on here playing roller toaster.
		Were you offended by the Jewish jokes tonight?
unidentified		No, I love that you're playing roller coaster tycoon.
		Release yourself.
		Relax.
		I love that.
		I just, I used, okay, listen, ready, ready for this?
		Since 2018, I've supported InfoWars, okay?
		Like, like daily.
		I listen to you.
		I listen to Harrison.
		I listen to Alex.
		But the past year has shown me Alex Jones doesn't give a fuck about you, me, Harrison, his fans.
		Nobody.
		Alex Jones cares about the money.
		And we are in a crucial time, Owen, where if you don't make the next right choice, do you really want to fall with them?
		You don't want to fight for God, fight for love, fight for truth?
		He's not doing that.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you think about Alex Jones too much, but I've explained this before.
		I'm going down with the ship.
		There's a reason why they want InfoWars off the air.
		I've put in eight years to help make InfoWars what it is.
		I have a stake.
		I have a stake in this.
		I have a brand on the side of this ship.
		It means something to me.
		Go ahead.
unidentified		I hear you.
unidentified		And I will continue to tune in and continue to support you.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that amazing?
unidentified		You too.
		Like, can't you just say it?
		Like, are you not allowed to say it?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Say what?
unidentified		Just say what we all know.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		You know, I read a book when I was in prison about the way of the samurai.
		I suggest you give it a read.
		Maybe you'll get something of value out of it, or maybe you'll better understand my mindset.
unidentified		But why every time I mention my point of view about how I feel about him, you just automatically defend him rather than hearing me out.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		How do you expect this to go?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		And why do you call in to talk about Alex Jones?
unidentified		No, I'm calling in to talk because, okay, to be honest, I used to care about him, but I don't care about him anymore.
		I care about you.
		Okay, I care about you and being a part of something that it's probably not the yes, you say you're invested, but it's not the I don't think you should be a part of whatever he's involved in, Owen.
		You're better than that.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I appreciate your opinion.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what the future holds, and I don't know why you would be upset over the fact that I have a massive platform, a platform that I've held help build and expand that I'm a major part of and that continues to help me reach new people every day.
unidentified		Okay, and I love that part.
		I don't love the part.
		Oh, it's Alex and his scheming.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Again, what does that have to do with me?
unidentified		Because aren't you a part of InfoWars?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What scheming?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		What scheming is Alex Jones doing?
unidentified		You work with him.
unidentified		You're with him every day.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		If you don't want to listen to Alex Jones, you don't have to.
unidentified		But you, so you're saying that you can work for him or work for InfoWars and not be a part of InfoWars?
		Is that what you're saying?
		Because I don't see the separation.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		I told you I support it.
		You think I should abandon the entire InfoWars platform and audience.
		That's what you think.
unidentified		I told you that six months ago, and that if you went independent, we would follow you and you would probably grow even bigger.
		Look at Nick Fuentes.
		I mean, he's a piece of shit and a scheme.
		I don't trust his ass.
		But I'm just saying, if you were to go your own way and say, Alex, I'm not doing this anymore.
		We would follow you, Owen.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Alex doesn't make me do anything.
		I do what I want.
		talk about what i want okay so but look But again, why can't we?
		I'm not going to do this all night, and other people are trying to call in.
		Let me just explain something to you.
		The mothership that is InfoWars is very unique.
		It's very rare.
		It's very special.
		I don't know how much longer it exists.
		I don't know how much longer it has.
		I do not take it for granted.
		I do not take it for granted.
		It could be shut down next month.
		Okay.
		I am not going to take the incredibly special and unique tool that InfoWars is that has allowed me to do great work for granted.
		So that's my final say on that.
		I'm glad you called in.
		You're much more pleasant on the phone.
		And I think you're probably a very pleasant person.
unidentified		And I would just ask you to- I wish you would hear me out.
unidentified		I hear you.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Just hear me out.
		I just had you on the phone for like 10 minutes.
		Just hear you out.
		I just did.
		You need a little patience.
		You need a little humility.
		God bless you.
		Great call.
		What is this?
		I'm here trying to play Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		She starts talking about Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes.
		Man.
		All right.
		Let's take another call.
		We got an international caller here.
		I don't know.
		I'm playing.
		I'm taking international calls.
		What's up?
unidentified		Hello, this is Pablo, and I'm Petrick from the Netherlands.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Patrick, you said Pablo in the Netherlands?
unidentified		Yeah, Pablo Discobar in the Netherlands, but my name is Petrick.
		Wow.
		And I do love the InfoWars, and I do love everybody, and I have no problem with nobody.
		So I love being red-filled by you guys, and it's great.
		And now I'm watching RollerCoaster.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Did you ever play this game as a kid?
		Or I don't know.
		Maybe you're a young guy.
		Maybe you're still a kid.
unidentified		No, no.
unidentified		No, I'm a kid at heart, but I'm 50.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		So this game, oh, so you might even be a little too old to ever have played this game.
unidentified		Well, I know it, but never played it.
unidentified		Yeah, I was more a PlayStation and Xbox.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		All right.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		This was a classic for me growing up.
		I love this game.
		I still got it.
unidentified		No, it's great.
		It's great to like, how do you say, relax?
		I mean, you have a busy job, and this is your way to win down or wind down.
		Is that the American expression?
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Winding down.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Wind down, escape, decompress.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah, exactly.
		Exactly.
		And it's, yeah, it's great.
		The chat is great too.
		And yeah, you're right.
		If InfoWars goes astray or goes down, you need to go to Rumble or Brideon or whatever.
		Yeah, the message needs to go out.
		The message is the mission in an InfoWar.
		And we are definitely in an information war.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So yeah, the words are.
		Well, I'll tell you what.
		I will, you know, that's part of the reason why I'm here doing this tonight.
		And I was experimenting with some other things too.
		But it's all about building my Rumble channel, building my X account, reaching new people.
		You know, I felt like for some, like, just throwing out Roller Coaster Tycoon would be like bait.
		People be like, what is this roller coaster tycoon?
		I haven't seen this in years.
		So that's kind of what went into this night.
		Maybe I'll just play this until I beat it.
		Not tonight.
		I'm about done for tonight, Pablo.
		You're probably going to be my last caller.
		I'm already, I can't believe I've been here for three hours.
unidentified		Time flies when you're playing roller coaster by the game.
		It was great talking to you.
		And yeah, no, keep up the good work.
		And yeah, you got an international audience.
		I mean, people from Europe watching your show, too.
		So, yeah, you're getting a bigger reach than you think.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's incredible.
		It's incredible.
		And so that's, look, everybody's got a little issue or everybody's got their opinion on stuff, but the InfoWars platform should not be taken for granted.
unidentified		So that's the beauty of America.
		You can have an opinion and you don't have to agree.
		But yeah, people can say that.
		So, yeah.
		But I agree with you.
		I agree with you.
		So.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm glad to have you in the audience.
		I'm glad to have you in the audience every day.
		I'm glad to have you in the audience tonight.
		And did you hear?
		If you want something shipped to you, you need to send an email to support at win.media.
		Or is it media.win?
		Hold on.
		Let me make sure I got this right because unfortunately, I don't think we ship to Europe.
		We see all the Canada.
unidentified		All the packages.
		All the customs.
		I will pay everything, no problem.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Hold on a second.
		Yeah, support at media.win.
		Support at media.win.
		Send an email there, and we'll get you some merch sent to your place.
unidentified		That's great.
		Thank you very much.
		We'll appreciate it.
		We'll wear it here proudly in the Netherlands.
owen shroyer ▲ ● ▼		Appreciate you.
		Appreciate you, brother.
		Have a great weekend, man.
		Have a great weekend.
		All right.
		I'm saving this game.
		We're on the path to victory.
		As I've just been sitting here BSing with you guys, we got plenty of money.
		We got zero dollars in loans.
		We're just raking it in.
		So, and we're already where we need to be to beat this level.
		It's just a matter of time now.
		But we'll pick this back up.
		We'll do the roller coaster tycoon diaries.
		We'll do the roller coaster tycoon diaries regularly now.
		That's what I think we'll do.
		I think we'll do the roller coaster tycoon diaries as a regular thing until I beat this.
		And I will never not succeed, in case you didn't notice.
		I will never not succeed.
		I will always beat.
		I will always complete the mission.
		First try.
		Because I am a master at this game.
		Because I played it way too much as a kid.
		And I've not even barely lost a beat.
		So nerding out here on Friday night.
		All right, guys.
		That's going to do it.
		We've been here three hours.
		We've had some fun.
		We even took some phone calls.
		We got through one level on Roller Coaster Tycoon.
		I hope you enjoy the new merch at owenschroyer.store.
		You might not see me for a while.
		You might not see me for a while.
		But do not be concerned.
		Do not fret.
		I will be back.
		I love you all.
		We're going to save this country.
		We're going to save this planet.
		We're going to bring in a better future.
		That is our destiny.
		I truly believe that.
		It's not going to happen overnight.
		It's not going to happen maybe the way you think it should or the way you think it will, but it's going to happen.
		Stay focused, my friends.
		Good night.
		Good luck.

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