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Now, let's start with the American media that is just unbelievable in its lying.
There has been a classic American media moment from Psycho Joe.
And this is just, this is just to make a point about To make a point about how pathetic they are and how dumb they think that you are to go on TV and say something so obviously hypocritical.
These are the same people that bash the United States, the same people that can't stop calling the United States racist and xenophobic and homophobic, bashing on the founding, bashing on the founding fathers, bashing on skin color and race issues, bashing on capitalism, bashing on the free market.
American flag is racist, taking down the American flag, kneeling for the national anthem.
Yes, those people like Joe Berzinski, Joe Berzinski, that actually is more fitting.
Joe Scarborough, Psycho Joe, as he's known, don't look in his closet.
There might be a dead intern.
He has the nerve to go on television and say this.
So look at look at that look on Mika's face, too, because she knows what he's doing is just an unhinged lying rant.
He's pretending to be Alex Jones or something.
He's pretending he's on Infowars or something.
Like he has free speech, like he's the big American patriot.
He's a dirty commie.
He's a grifter.
He's got an intern in his closet.
And but again, oh, oh, we're supposed to.
He, this is, these are the American patriots now, folks.
These are the American Patriots now.
They hate make America great again.
They hate America first.
They don't want borders.
They don't like our language.
They don't like our culture.
They don't like our founding.
And now, and now Psycho Joe is going to go on MSNBC with a with a with a fake rant with his with his inflatable, she would probably float on water.
Wife, Mika Berzinski, yes, of that Berzinski.
Oh, oh, and they love the wars now, too.
They love the wars now, too.
Oh, now it's great.
American imperialism, American regime change, American never-ending wars.
They're great now, says Psycho Joe Scarborough, morning Joe.
They're great now.
Oh, the military, oh, blow it all up, fund all the wars, build more weapons, make more money, military-industrial complex.
We're good liberals.
Wow.
So the same people that bash our military, the same people that bash our country, now ranting on TV about how they're patriots in some Alex Jones-inspired rant.
Now, before I get into the latest on this, a couple other, a couple outside-the-box theories, we'll say a couple outside-the-box theories because none of it makes sense.
But let's take it at face value.
And let's say this was a Chinese spycraft.
Let's say this was a Chinese spy balloon, as they say.
Let's just take that at face value, which I'm, I mean, who really knows?
But let's pretend, let's pretend it's a Chinese spy balloon.
Okay, we'll take that at face value.
So, is this China like Russia and like maybe even the Biden family?
Is this their effort to try to wake America up?
Hunter Biden leaves his laptop with all the corruption on it at the PC repair place.
Apparently, now he's suing the place.
We'll see about that.
Ashley Biden leaving her diary at a house she was renting to be discovered and read about how Joe Biden used to inappropriately shower with her when she was a girl, and she thinks that may have led to psychological trauma, sexual trauma.
And now, China just floating a balloon across the entire country.
Like, do you see it?
Do you see what a joke your leadership is?
Russia's Wagner Group, Wagner Group, putting out pro-America propaganda, looking for Americans to root out their own corruption.
What is going on?
Is the world trying to wake us up?
That's probably the more fantastical of the theories.
Probably the more fantastical and less likely of the theories.
But then perhaps the more likely theory would be: is this China probing for Russia?
Is this China flexing for Russia?
Because we know that they have formed a nice union against the West, against America in the last couple years, specifically accelerating since Joe Biden took office, a complete disaster for the world, a complete disaster for the country.
And so, is this China probing for Russia?
Is this China saying, let's see what we can do?
Or is this China saying, see, we own the United States, fly over a weapons device?
Pentagon and city officials deny there was an explosion in the sky after residents' video of a trail of smoke goes viral.
Actually, there were multiple videos and multiple eyewitnesses.
Multiple videos, multiple eyewitnesses.
So, of course, the Pentagon and the official government narrative is nothing to see here.
In case you didn't see that, let me try to pull it up here.
The latest nothing to see here.
Here's a, is this a local news report?
The local news did pick it up.
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And woman is going viral tonight on social media after capturing something unforgettable on her cell phone.
Dolly Moore tells me that she heard jets fly over her house.
Everything started to shake.
And that's when she decided to grab her cell phone.
I'm going to catch it on my phone this time.
Dolly Moore says she barely had time to think and instead just started rolling.
And all I could think was, oh my gosh, this is happening again from two nights ago.
All the commotion started around 4:45 when she was finishing up her workday.
This big window in her home office looks south.
She was watching when all of a sudden it was this big explosion in the sky.
And all this debris started just slowly coming down like it was big smoke.
Those images took social media by storm.
I'm not a big Twitter person.
So I'll just, I'll just tweet it.
This is, oh my gosh, this is what I just caught.
But here's where the mystery continues.
We reached out to Sheriff Mike Linder, who says there's been no verification of the video from others.
Meanwhile, the city tweeting out this, saying they're aware of the video, but they haven't been called to any incidents related to it and nothing was picked up on radar.
And Governor Gray Gianforte telling the city of Billings they don't know of any explosions in around or across Montana.
Because to us, it looked like when it first came down, it was like, oh my gosh, it's in our neighborhood.
Like that's scary, you know?
But Moore says the whole thing left her shock.
I was shaken.
Like, I thought, oh, my gosh, like, they just blew it up over our neighborhood.
Oh, my gosh.
And now she waits to find out what happened in Billings.
Now, I don't think this was a balloon that got shot down because you notice that it's a totally different, it's a totally different.
I mean, everything.
The balloon that got shot down over the ocean didn't have any of this, didn't have a big long fire trail.
It got blew up with the missile and then basically went into debris and crashed into the ocean.
So we'll never recover it nicely with the saltwater.
Nothing will ever be able to be recovered.
It's buried at the bottom of the ocean.
Just how the Chinese communists would want it.
Thank you, Joe Biden.
Amazing, isn't it?
China, the ChiComs running the White House.
Now, crazy enough.
And I'm going to see if I can even find these stories.
But I actually saw, they claimed.
Now, at this point in my life, I don't know if I believe it.
But at the time, boy, this had to be either early 2000s or late 90s.
I'm going to see if I can find a story about this.
I actually saw what they claimed was a satellite crash when I was in St. Louis.
Yeah.
I know it made the news, but it would probably be too much of a chore to try to find this live on air.
But we actually, they claimed it was a night soccer game, and we were all out on the field practicing before the game.
And there was a giant flash in the sky.
Nobody could have missed it.
Huge flash in the sky.
Everybody looks up and we see what is the most magical looking asteroid.
It even had like multiple colors and stuff, which I guess would make sense if it was a satellite and some of that weird technology blowing up.
But it was like green and pink.
I still distinctly remember it in my eyes.
The sky lit up.
We all look up and then there's this giant thing that looks like an asteroid blowing up beyond any shooting star, beyond anything.
Probably still the craziest aerial phenomenon I've ever seen.
But they claimed that that was a satellite.
It's what they claimed in the news the next day.
Because I remember we were all looking and it was such a big phenomenon.
Everybody saw it.
And they claimed that was a satellite.
And that didn't look anything like what we saw on the satellite from the spy balloon.
And there's all types of weird aerial stuff going on.
The Navy's now reporting on UFOs and weird technology they can't explain.
Who really knows?
But is it China?
Back to the point.
Is it China probing for Russia in their new friendship against the West?
Video of alleged sky explosion.
It's alleged, even though you have the video and you can see it and have the eyewitness.
Video of alleged sky explosion in Billings unleashes wild conspiracies, wild conspiracies, just because nobody understands what's going on.
We get a Chinese spy balloon we get lied to about.
And then we're just told, don't look over here at the Biden documents.
Don't look over here at the Pfizer executives.
Don't look over here at the vaccine deaths.
No, no, no, no.
Look at this shiny balloon that we're not going to shoot down until it gets well out of range so nobody can find it.
And it'll get destroyed in the saltwater and rest peacefully at the bottom of the ocean floor.
They wouldn't want that to land.
They wouldn't want that to land on the United States where some redneck over there might go grab some of that technology.
No, they had to crash it over the ocean.
Let it spy on the whole U.S., if you believe that theory.
Let it just spy across the whole U.S. So they're either lying about the whole thing, which I think is the highest of the odds, or it was a Chinese spy device probing for Russia or trying to show how weak the Biden administration is, whether for Russia or for the United States people.
And it did just that.
And it did just that.
Now, remember, folks, I don't think this should be lost in all of this.
Because now we know of at least, I think at least seven on record of these balloons between America, Japan, India, Costa Rica.
I don't even know.
Do we know the final story with the Costa Rica balloon?
I do not think this should be lost in translation.
Why the global helium shortage may be the world's next medical crisis?
Now, why is there a shortage of helium, you may ask?
Well, we don't know, but maybe now we do.
Maybe now we do.
They always told us it was just scarce.
Just scarce.
That's all.
It was just scarce.
And then short supply.
Like everything else, they lied about.
And look at this.
Russia has curtailed production of helium since the war in Ukraine.
I don't, that was, that was, this is from the story's from a year ago, or well, not quite, November 10th, 2022.
So a couple months ago.
So Russia is not doing helium anymore.
There's a helium shortage.
And now we learn about these balloons filled with helium that are as big as a building floating around.
We're going to get into some health issues tonight.
Remember that.
We're going to get into some health issues.
And we've got a guest who's going to be joining us on the phone, who you may be familiar with.
And that is my pillow girl.
And maybe I said that wrong and she can fix that.
Tiger Lily.
Going to be talking about parasite cleanses coming up in about 30 minutes from now.
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I don't want to hear a damn word about decorum in Congress when it's Congress that is raping this country.
So, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't tell me about your decorum as you rape us.
So I think the Republicans should do a stunt tomorrow.
Now, if you want to be measured, fine.
I can offer you the measured approach to this as well or the full-blown F your decorum, F your Biden crime family approach.
Which one do you want first?
Let's go with the F them first.
Every member of the Republican Party should go in there with a white balloon on a stick.
And when they make their entrance, all of them have a white balloon.
Maybe even put CCP on it or put spy device on it.
They can each customize messages on their white balloon as they walk in.
That would be a real gigantic message to this White House and the Democrat Party.
We're not playing games with you anymore, but if you want to play games, we're here to play too.
You want to do gimmicks?
You want to do stunts?
We can do that too.
And we can do it 100 times better than you with your little kunta-kente scarf taking a knee for George Floyd.
Imagine every Republican walking into the state of the union with a white balloon.
Now, it'd have to be on a stick because there's no helium, so it wouldn't be able to float.
So they'd have to put it on a stick.
Or if you wanted to do the measured approach, if you didn't want to go in with the 10,000-foot middle finger to the Biden crime family and just totally embarrass these people, then just have one Republican.
And it might be good enough too because there was one spy balloon.
So the optics are kind of on point.
They're kind of on messaging.
And then you would say, well, we don't want to harm one.
We don't want to hurt one of the members of Congress.
No, no, no, no.
It's not on brand for me or it's not on brand for me.
Look, you got the perfect individual to go in there with a balloon.
And that's Lauren Boebert.
She's got, she's got the spine.
She's got the courage.
She barely won in her election.
So she could use a little boost.
She could use a little hype.
She could use a little attention.
And I think she'd be one of the few people that would actually want to do it.
And it's just right on brand for her.
And if she did, imagine there's response from the media attacking a woman standing up for the Chinese communists.
But see, this is the problem.
The Republican Party, under the leadership of Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy and Ronna McDaniel, who Kevin McCarthy, I'll admit, is climbing the ranks upon my approval board.
But McConnell and whatever the woman's name is, McDaniel, it's the Mick Party.
They're just a joke.
They're worthless.
They're a joke.
This is the kind of stunt you should be doing.
Democrats want to pull a Kunta Kente stunt.
Somebody bring a white balloon and float it around during the speech.
Or just like, you know, put it up in the middle of his speech or something.
Screw, don't tell me about decorum.
Don't tell me about respect.
This Congress, this president has no decorum.
He and his son.
This Congress has no respect for the American people.
We didn't just knock it out of the park with the coverage.
Excellent.
Excellent, guys.
Really, really great work.
Really great work.
All right.
You know, sometimes I like to do little sports anecdotes here.
I can't help myself being a sports fan.
I know there's a lot of fellow sports fans out there.
And it's more of a reminiscing of a better time or what you thought might have been a better time, your childhood when sports were sports and not gay flag events.
And I came across this stat line of Barry Bonds, and it's pretty amazing.
Now, Barry Bonds completely blacklisted from the Hall of Fame.
It's really just a damn shame.
And I think that Barry's problem may be steroids, but I think more so than that, he was always kind of an a-hole.
And his reputation as kind of a J-O, a J-off, I don't think helps his case either.
Where some others, I mean, even Jose Gonseco, who's who's, you know, kind of a pompous guy, but I like Jose Ginseco.
Even he's had some re-welcoming to MLB culture.
And Mark McGuire's just been fully welcomed back in.
He's had multiple jobs coaching in the major leagues.
So, I mean, the steroid stuff can be forgiven.
Plus, there's people in the Hall of Fame that definitely use steroids, and there will be past people that use steroids.
But, you know, Barry Bonds was really just unbelievable in his time.
Steroids are no steroids.
Listen to some of these numbers.
If you're a baseball fan, this will blow your mind.
If not, you're taking a little nap right now.
If Barry Bonds played home games at Coors Field in 2001, that's when he set the record of 72 home runs, I believe, or 73, 72.
If he played at Coors Field that year, that's Denver, Colorado, where balls fly out like it's nothing, he would have had 88 home runs from 2001 to 2004.
Barry Bonds was worth 47.3 wins over replacement.
That's more than the entire Expos, Tigers, Royals, Brewers, and Mets teams during that time period.
In other words, how many more games would your team win if you were at the position versus your replacement?
For the four years with the San Francisco Giants, it was 47 for Barry Bonds.
That's radically high.
Those same years, Bonds played 573 games and reached base in 539 of them.
That's 94% of his games.
These are Babe Ruth-esque numbers.
These are Babe Ruth-esque numbers.
And anybody who does baseball statistics or used to be into that stuff like me, nobody put up numbers like Babe Ruth.
Nobody, but Bonds did for these years.
In 2004, Bonds had four more home runs than strikeouts in a season.
For most guys that hit home runs, they strike out a lot.
Not the case with Bonds.
Of course, he was on top of the plate.
I don't even know if you could throw a strike.
Barry Bonds posted a 400 on base percentage in two strike counts in five different seasons.
Again, that is absurd.
Two strike hitters that are good hitting the 300s.
He's posting 400 numbers.
Bonds had a career OPS of 986 versus Hall of Fame pitchers.
So the best pitchers in the history of baseball.
Bonds is almost averaging one base per plate appearance.
The major league average versus all pitching, not Hall of Fame pitching, all pitching was 70.
So 0.7 of a base last baseball season.
Barry Bonds' career OPS in the World Series was 1.994.
That's averaging two bases per plate appearance.
Two decades later, he still holds career for on-base slugging and OPS in the World Series.
Didn't he only play in one, though?
I think he only played in one.
I think it was a seven-game series versus the Angels.
I can't remember, maybe six.
Ultimately, he lost to the Angels.
Barry Bonds has 25 more intentional walks than the entire Tampa Bay Rays franchise.
A whopping 49% of Bonds' hits were extra basis.
Half of his hits were for extra bases.
This is absurd.
From ages 38 to 42, Bonds stole 21 bases and it was only caught one time.
I wonder what Poole's numbers were because, you know, nobody expected him to steal, so he would get away with them.
Definitely not 21, but maybe like 15.
Barry Bonds is the only member of the 500 home run, 500 and stole a base club.
No other player has 350 in both categories.
This was a wild one, too.
And I was shocked to not see Mark McGuire on this.
Most intentional walks, runner on first base since 1995.
Bonds had 81.
The next closest was Miguel Cabrera.
I couldn't believe Mark McGuire was not on this list.
And Bonds got walked once with the bases loaded.
That's hilarious.
I could not believe Maguire was not on this list because Mark McGuire was kind of the trend that started the modern day intentional walk strategy.
It really was Mark McGuire that kind of started that, actually.
in those seasons where he was hitting 50 home runs plus for like four straight seasons or whatever it was.
Now, this video is just crazy.
And I've never been, I think maybe as a kid once, I went to one of those fright fests on Halloween, but I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
Have you guys ever seen anything like this?
It's one of those rocking spinning rides where there's two performers in the middle dancing.
Maybe next time we'll add the getter live stream because, quite frankly, the numbers over there do better on Twitter and Twitter still shadow bans me and bans my original account.
But let's fake Owen Schroyers on there, get verified multiple ones, continue to trick individuals, continue to post obscene content.
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Maybe that's what we'll do.
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Look, I want to get into more content that is kind of off the beaten path, like video game streams, just to kind of put that stuff out there, just to kind of put a footprint into that genre so that, you know, leftist, liberal, communist hacks can't just dominate all spectrums, all genres on the internet.
And so I've been working to get to that point.
Most people request that we either play Fortnite or Call of Duty.
I could play Fortnite, but we could do Mario Kart 2.
But we'll do a lot of this stuff.
And I may have, because I've been trying to work with some different things.
I've been trying to troubleshoot and pressure test some different things with the Nintendo Switch.
And I think I may have gotten one figured out actually tonight before I went live.
So there is a gentleman out there, Call of Duty, with Alex Jones, who does live streams for Call of Duty.
And I guess he's playing Alex Jones in the background while he does it.
So, yeah, I'm trying to get the sound working.
I think I may have found the solution to that, but only time will tell.
Only time will tell on that.
Yeah, the judge said you can't make, or if you have a medical marijuana license or whatever, or you purchase marijuana, you can't be banned from purchasing guns.
Well, yeah, it's this crazy thing called the Second Amendment shall not be infringed.
I'm glad at least one judge left in the United States still understands it.
I don't think Alex Jones plays Call of Duty, no.
No, I'm not sure he plays any video games.
He may play something with his kid.
I don't know.
May play something with his kids or has Alex Jones, Minecraft Vids.
I haven't seen that stuff.
Pac-Man.
I could see Alex playing Pac-Man.
We used to have some video games at the studio, but we had to build new studios, and so we got rid of those.
But that was fun.
He used to have ping pong tournaments all the time.
You're busy wife maxing right now, and that's good for you.
But you should know, you should know that a brand, Mike Lindell announced it on the Alex Jones show today, a brand new pillow technology, patented custom fill.
Well, you can explain to them that you're just, you're a little bloated from seed oil consumption and your fat fingers couldn't touch the buttons properly.
And you just regret ever consuming any seed oils.
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You might save a gentleman's life in the process from ever consuming a seed oil.
But look, I don't want to spend the rest of your time having a good time.
You have enough fun with the kiddo and being pregnant and techno fog and everything else you got going on.
But look, we're going to talk parasites.
And I just want to say it like this.
I just want to say it like this.
I'm very into health.
I'm very health conscious.
I have been my whole life.
My father was an athlete.
My mother was into health and athletics and stuff.
So I've always been healthy.
I've always been active, made some mistakes in my life, learned from them.
I think we're all learning things about our diets.
But, you know, parasites are kind of this new thing.
Maybe it's an ancient thing, but it's a new thing that we're starting to learn about the bad things about parasites.
So can you first just tell people, why are parasites an issue now?
Why are parasite cleanses a trend now?
What do you know about this?
Have you done one and would you recommend it?
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Yeah, so I love to tell everyone that they have parasites because everyone does have parasites.
And I did my first parasite cleanse about four years ago.
And the first one I did was actually, I used something called diatomaceous earth, which most people know that it's like people put it in their garden or they give it to their livestock to kill parasites.
And that's the one that's actually my favorite that I would recommend most people doing, especially for this.
They were doing, they were doing the right stuff like parasite cleansing, which if you look up now, like if you just Google parasite cleanse, the CDC says don't do a parasite cleanse.
And it, it doesn't make sense because we deworm our dogs and we deworm our horses and our livestock and ivermectin.
Everyone has chickens.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's actually, if you've taken ivermectin, which I'm sure most of us have, it is a pretty good parasite cleanse.
But I like the diatomaceous earth because you can take it if you are pregnant or breastfeeding.
If there's any women that want to take it, but it's good for your first time because you just, you, you can get food grade, diatomaceous earth.
You can order it online.
You put one teaspoon and like a glass of water and you drink it first thing in the morning on an empty stomach and you want to wait a little bit to eat and then stay super hydrated.
So you want to be moving stuff through your body all the time.
And honestly, I don't want to be like TMI, but a parasite cleanse is gross.
When they move through, they like drop into your lower intestine.
Something like it, it stuns them to where they're not moving.
But I never saw physical worms when I did the regular, the herbal cleanse or the diatomaceous To make sure the only time that I actually saw worms that genuinely terrified me was when I did the coffee enemas,
and that's kind of intense for people to think about doing a coffee enema, especially for I don't know any men that are like, Yeah, let me do a coffee enema, but it's something that women are not afraid to do because I just, it must be a woman thing.
But um, you will see so many worms because they don't come out in your stool, they just come out, and it is so it's actually so scary.
You almost don't want to do it again because you're like, That's in my body.
But most like parasites can live up to 25 years in your body and they're latched onto the inside of your intestines and they eat heavy metals and they eat mold, and they just cause all of these issues.
And another crazy thing is when I did a serious parasite cleanse, um, I ended up getting pregnant like right after that, but my eyes changed colors.
Um, and I was reading that can be from a heavy metal detox because you're getting rid of all these parasites and they're just holding on to heavy metals in your body.
It wasn't like a great brown to blue thing, but they were um, they were pretty dark, like almost black, and they got lighter in color.
Um, and when you pass the worms to like your pupils get super dilated, and there's a weird you start tripping.
There's like a weird, almost spiritual component to it, you know, depending on what you believe, but you almost feel like you're like exercising demons, like you're releasing things that have been taken from your body for your whole life, you know, however long they've been in there.
And did you know, did you know Katie Perry did a coffee enema?
No, that doesn't shock me, but it's a thing.
You know, Gwyneth Paltrow, she's like the female Alex Jones.
Okay, so you're saying, well, we can pull the receipts.
You don't want to go down that, but listen.
So you're saying, though, that it's, you've never heard of anybody's personality changing.
Like, okay, an eye color or maybe something, you know, spiritual thing, but a personality you've never really seen change.
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No, I think it would just give you more energy.
You're going to have better sleep.
Honestly, though, if you do a parasite cleanse, there is like a typically you do it for 20 days.
And there are, it's called die-off symptoms.
So when you do it, the herbs that you take, they kill the parasites in your body.
And when they detach from your intestine, they release like all the chemicals and bad stuff that they were carrying.
So you get like a headache or just you kind of feel like crap for a couple days while you do it at the beginning.
So it's good to plan when you're going to do it.
Like, you know, start on a weekend or start when you're not going to have the busiest week of your life because when they die, it definitely makes you feel not very good for a little bit.
The one thing, if you do a parasite cleanse, if you do diatomaceous earth, you don't need to.
But if you do an herbal cleanse or a coffee NIMA, you have to take, it's called a binder.
So when the parasites release the toxins back into your system, you want something that will bind all that up, like activated charcoal or like you said earlier, bittonite clay.
So you want to take, you want to take that.
There's so much information online about how to do a parasite cleanse.
But if you have any questions, I've done it a ton and I've got different protocols for different things.
My bowel movements are on a perfect schedule right now.
I'm not sure.
Perfect.
Like perfect.
Like write perfectly when I need to in the morning and then write perfectly when I need to when I get off of air.
I wouldn't want to mess with this now.
You know, this is a very, this is a, this is a, this is, this is a very delicate thing here.
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But I'm excited for you to do it.
It really is.
I don't want to use, say it's life-changing, but it is to where once you do it, you're like, okay, I have to do this every year because there's such a difference.
Here's what's so amazing to me about it because you hesitate to say it's life-changing, but I think it's probably perfectly fair to say because, and I've got some other health things that we can get into.
I don't know how much time you want to spend with us here tonight, but I was going to bring up some other things with you unless you got to jump.
But, you know, I can be on perfect on it.
There's all these other things that we deal with that we should avoid.
Like seed oils is a perfect example.
Like we should all be avoiding seed oils, but it's almost impossible to do now, you know?
And so, but that has been a life-changing thing for me is getting rid of seed oils.
And there's one, there's one aspect.
I think I've been seed oil-free, and I'm not perfect, by the way.
As long as you're egg maxing, we'll, we'll forgive you for not slonking because you know, I've been trying to get on, I've been trying to get on techno fog a little bit.
He needs to be slonking.
He needs to be max slonking.
But for the baby's sake, for the baby's sake, I'm telling you, I do 12 a day now.
I couldn't recommend a better life hack.
I could, there is not a better life hack offer a man the easiest way to improve your health, your physique, your muscle mass, your energy, raw eggs.
You know, I know you're just on the phone right now, and I've got this thing on the screen.
And I don't know if you've ever witnessed this.
I don't know if you've ever known a foreign exchange student.
I've known a few of them.
In fact, at one time, my cousin had a foreign exchange student from Spain for two years.
And there's this post going around the internet right now of, let's say, a very healthy female figure from Hong Kong, a very healthy young woman from Hong Kong.
And then after one year as an exchange student in America, she looks like she ballooned at least 80 pounds.
So here's, here's, here's what we need to do in closing with you here.
What I really need to do, and you know, maybe this is probably something or could you even like, could you send me like a schematic, like the 20-day cleanse schematic?
So I actually did, I drank chia seeds for like a couple months straight.
And, um, what, what I was told to do, and this is by, uh, like the chia seed princess from Peru.
I'm not even kidding you.
Uh, this, this girl I used to date from Peru, her father was like the chia seed king, like massive lands of chia seeds.
And then other such things too.
I think he had wine and stuff too.
Um, but anyway, she was, she told me about a chia seed cleanse, but what you would do is you would put the chia seeds in a cup of water, um, the night before.
So like, you're about to go to bed, you put the chia seeds in the cup of water.
And then when you wake up, it's like a Jell-O and then you drink the Jell-O.
So they do like turn into a gelatin and liquid, but apparently that like helps get through your, your intestines and it helps clean it out.
Well, I never had any negative side effects.
Really?
I never, I really didn't notice any difference that I could remember.
I think there might've been a period of like, you could tell some stuff was being cleared out in the digestive process.
Um, but like it wasn't, there was no negative, I didn't feel there was no negative side effects, but yeah, that's definitely, that's definitely a phenomenon though.
It definitely Jell-O's up.
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There's actually an, I've, it's an herb called Mimosa, Mimosa Putica.
I think I probably just butchered that.
I actually have some in my cabinet, but that's another way that you can get parasites out because supposedly it does something similar to where it turns into a gel in your intestines, but it like grubs your intestines and pushes things through, but you have to do it on a full moon.
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Um, that's another thing that they'll tell you to do if you do a parasite cleanse is to schedule it around a full moon because that's when parasites are most active.
We have the, we have all these capabilities that have been, that have been just slowly but surely destroyed and beaten out of us by this satanic cult that we've lived under our whole lives.
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Yeah, that's true.
I'm sure, like, think how in tune I'm sure the Comanches were with their bodies.
There's, I mean, they, there's no way we're so desensitized to our bodies and nature.
I think, I think part of the awakening, we're kind of in the beginning of it, but it'll, it'll have a, it'll have a crossover, and it already has really, of the health, political, spiritual awakening.
All right, guys, give her a follow at my pillow girl on Twitter.
It's up there.
And then if she has fun helping me rid my body of parasites, maybe she'll help you too, because I'm sure she's really bored at home with techno fog and another kid on the way and trying to wife Max and egg Max.
She needs a little something else.
She needs a little something else to preoccupy herself.
Cleansing, maybe she'll be cleansing Americans of their parasites.
Now, one, look, this whole, this whole gym thought thing has really kind of taken on a life of its own.
And they're taking the losses on this, by the way.
They are taking the cultural loss on this, by the way.
And that's a good thing.
But there's one individual that I find this funny.
Now, just to be clear, I have a unique perspective in all of this.
And I'm not the one here that says women and men are equal.
I'm not the one living under the delusion that men and women are equal.
But if we take that cultural acceptance that men and women are equal, I have a unique, I have a unique perspective in all of this because I have been sexually assaulted and I actually have had deep fake porn made with my image.
So I actually speak from experience.
Unlike most of these women that you'll hear complaining about these things, they don't actually, they don't, they don't have never actually been sexually assaulted and they've never had deep fake porn made after them.
I actually have.
But so I have a unique perspective and I think I have plenty of clout to weigh in on this conversation and call what's fair and foul.
Now, This individual here was part of a story because apparently another internet streamer got caught watching an AI porno with her in it, which of course is not her.
It's fake.
And so she, I think she even did a little cry fest over it.
In some way, shape, or form, to pretend like she doesn't invite it is just not being honest.
Now, I'm not saying she deserves to have porn made in her image.
That's not what I'm saying.
And I'm not saying that's right.
But there's a level of hypocrisy here that I'm sick of.
So Pokemane comes out after this story and says, stop sexualizing people without their consent.
That's it.
That's the tweet.
But now, hold on a second.
As it's pointed out, this is her profile picture.
Do not for one second tell me you're not sexualizing yourself.
Do not for one second tell me you didn't pick this photo because you think it makes you look sexy, making it look like you're about to bust out of your top and making and pressing up against your butt so it makes you look you have a like you have a more of a hourglass shape, twisting your hair and winking.
And you're going to say, don't sexualize me when that's your profile picture?
Maybe that's not enough.
Don't sexualize me.
What are you doing taking pictures like this?
Don't sexualize me.
Oh, don't sexualize me.
Just look down my top.
I mean, how are you going to say don't sexualize me when you sexualize yourself for clicks?
Don't give me that crap.
Don't give me that crap.
You know damn well you would not be nearly as successful as you are if you didn't sexualize yourself.
Don't give me that crap.
And look, I'm a free market capitalist, baby.
I'm not against OnlyFans.
If chicks want to make money doing feet picks, if chicks want to make money, putting themselves out there to an acceptable level, whatever that is for themselves, I don't, I'm not against it.
I mean, you want to talk about economic fraud.
You want to talk about economic injustice.
The fact that any halfwit female can become an internet porno and make millions of dollars is one of the greatest economic frauds of our time, one of the greatest economic inequities of our time.
But it is what it is.
But don't sit here and complain about being sexualized when you do it to yourself.
Don't sit here and complain about being sexualized when you know damn well you put pictures like this up on the internet to gain followers, to gain clout and to get likes.
But then I can go look at your profile picture and every picture you put up, you show off your cleavage or you're in a bikini.
But, oh, you're not boobs in Bitcoin.
I got you.
So before anyone says, oh, Schroyer, you can't talk about it.
You can't do this.
You can't.
Oh, yeah, actually, I can.
Actually, I can because I have been sexually assaulted.
I've won legal cases where I've been sexually assaulted.
And I have had deep fake porn made in my image.
In fact, it was so bad, I didn't even want to shut this down.
But we had a whole thing going called InfoWars Army.
Some of you may have remembered that.
And it became such a success with so many people using it that haters got on there and we had to shut the whole thing down because they kept making deep fake porn of me.
And I didn't, I was like, look, we've got moderators.
We can censor what we can censor.
Eventually, these people making this stuff are going to give out because I'm just going to ignore them.
They're going to give up.
They're going to give out.
And they never did.
And really, Alex was like, look, we can't do this.
You just got to shut this down because it just became such a disgusting mess.
Don't complain about being sexualized on the internet when you sexualize yourself on the internet and make millions of dollars doing so.
That comes at a price.
Life is not fair.
Life will never be fair.
People are going to wrong you.
And you know, at the end of the day, this is why it's so important to just get yourself right with God, get yourself right with the creator, because you realize that everything in life is there for a reason.
And you can either choose to learn from things and grow or live in denial, become the victim and get weaker.
Because, and anybody who's either like traveled with road shows or seen this stuff or goes and sits, you know, either backstage or VIP or even close, you can see they have all the equipment that they travel with this stuff in.
Or if you've worked on these sound crews, all their equipment has a logo or an icon or something on the box so that they know that goes with the staging that goes with the group.
Like, for example, the Foo Fighters has their double F logo on everything.
ACDC has their ACDC stuff on everything with the lightning bolt.