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Make it dark video! | |
When I say that song, it's just my friend who's one of the most successful people on the internet. | ||
He's one of the first people that gave me a platform when I first came out in a big band and had one of the band with my dad. | ||
And that's my home of the old story of InfoWars. | ||
My brother, who's on the show with you guys, give him a hand. | ||
It's so... | ||
Oh my god, is that a new Porsche? | ||
Oh, oh my god. | ||
Sorry guys, it's just a circus ride. | ||
Sorry about that. | ||
Sorry about that. | ||
I'm just a little confused. | ||
A little confused. | ||
How's everybody doing out here? | ||
We got any tacos out there? | ||
Huh? We love tacos! | ||
That's how they see you. | ||
You know how they say, oh look at this! Seriously, how is everybody here? | ||
You've got to be doing better than Joe Biden, right? | ||
Doing better than Joe Biden. | ||
unidentified
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Pretty amazing. He announces he has cancer and it barely even makes news. | |
So, hey, the president's got cancer anyway. | ||
unidentified
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Kim Kardashian just had a boob job. | |
The president's got cancer. | ||
unidentified
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Ah, so what? Who cares? | |
No, but apparently he has COVID too. | ||
You've heard of this, right? Yeah. | ||
unidentified
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Joe Biden has COVID. It's funny how everything changed as soon as Biden got COVID, right? | |
Like, oh, tracing, tracking, spreading. | ||
Look at that. | ||
He's going around. He's in Israel. | ||
unidentified
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Oh, yeah. | |
You guys want us to start a war with Iran? | ||
I'm fine, though. I'm fine. | ||
Don't worry about it. Then he goes to Saudi Arabia. | ||
He does the fist bump. | ||
Saudi Arabia's like, oh, Biden's here. | ||
Oh, okay. I turned all the lights off. | ||
He's going to need to take a nap. | ||
unidentified
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We'll give him 20 minutes to take a little nap and see if we can talk to him after that. | |
No, but you noticed, you know, we don't want COVID to kill Joe Biden, right? | ||
unidentified
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We never saw anybody trying to hope Joe Biden dies from COVID. You guys never saw that, right? | |
The cancer would be just fine. | ||
unidentified
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No, no, I'm kidding. | |
I'm kidding. Can you imagine if we were doing what the liberals were doing when they were depicting Donald Trump getting stabbed to death at the New York theater and they were doing music videos and they put the gun to his head and pull the trigger. | ||
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Or Kathy Griffin. | |
You remember her? Oh my gosh. | ||
Hey, you know what? You should take it easy, because they couldn't even find a mental institution that would accept her. | ||
It's gotta be tough. | ||
But imagine, imagine you're Kathy Griffin, and you're sitting there, this is a professional photo shoot, and you've got a bloody Trump head there, and you think you're the good guy. | ||
You think that you're the same person. | ||
unidentified
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Like, at one point, Can you not look over and say, wait a second here. | |
I think I lost the way. | ||
This is a bloody head in my hand. | ||
Something's happened here. | ||
No, but the truth is Biden, he actually misspoke. | ||
unidentified
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He didn't mean to say that he has cancer. | |
What he meant to say was that he is a cancer. | ||
It's true. Biden is truly the cancer, but hopefully we can get rid of it. | ||
But did you hear, though, this weekend? | ||
This weekend, the Biden administration has announced that they have saved you gas money. | ||
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Have you heard this? They lowered the gas prices by 60 cents. | |
They said, they're bragging about it. | ||
unidentified
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We got gas prices down 60 cents. | |
Wow. Maybe now I can buy a stick of gum. | ||
What have I... If I stayed up long enough, maybe I can even have a whole pack. | ||
Thank you so much, Biden administration. | ||
Thank you. You see the stickers on every gas pump, right? | ||
I did that. | ||
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Everybody sees it. I can't even scrape them off. | |
I feel like I did a jackhammer now. | ||
unidentified
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Because now I see people are just etching it in like they're bringing their knives. | |
They're like, how do you do this, huh? | ||
Yeah, trying to take this sticker off. | ||
unidentified
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Like, my goodness. | |
So that's great though. | ||
So you went from paying $100 when you fill up your tank to now $99.40. | ||
Thank you, Biden. | ||
Thank you. You're just like scratching your head. | ||
Two years ago, I was paying like $2.40 a gallon. | ||
Now I'm paying $5 a gallon. | ||
Now I'm being told I'm saving money. | ||
Provided it's just the beginning of this disastrous family. | ||
unidentified
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How about Hunter, huh? In fact, we haven't seen Hunter in a while. | |
I was coming in and I noticed that there was a strip club. | ||
unidentified
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So I'm just saying, Hunter could be anywhere right now. | |
But I think about Hunter a lot because I have to cover his news. | ||
And this is a guy who does a lot of videography, right? | ||
I mean, he doesn't shoot some videotape every day. | ||
unidentified
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I do a lot of videography. | |
There's a process there. | ||
So I'm trying to think of this process. | ||
unidentified
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All right. Hunter Biden walks into Best Buy. | |
And the clerk comes over, the attendant, whatever, and says, yo, how can I help you? | ||
And he goes, you know, I'm looking for the camera to... | ||
Film a crack deal. | ||
What do you think the best camera to film a crack deal would be? | ||
Do you think I just go with a GoPro or maybe a handheld? | ||
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And he says, well, sometimes, sometimes if I'm, you know, filming maybe some incest, I need both my hands. | |
You know? So she's like, is there a helmet or can I have like a head strap? | ||
This is his life. | ||
I'm trying to figure this thing out. | ||
And at this point, the guy at Best Buy, he's like, I don't know whether to call the manager or the police. | ||
What's going on here? But hey, hey, that's not in the news either. | ||
No, no, no. But if it was Don Jr., I think we all know. | ||
I think we all know. | ||
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But hey, Democrats, they're fighting oppression, they're fighting racism, and they're all gay now. | |
I don't know if you guys have heard, but apparently Saudi Arabia is basically buying professional golf. | ||
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Have you guys heard this? It's a big story. | |
Saudi Arabia is just buying professional golf. | ||
And, you know, I noticed I don't see much gay in professional golf. | ||
I don't see much liberal BS. I don't see any of that. | ||
So I'm thinking, maybe so I can make a... | ||
unidentified
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Would you guys make an offer to the NBA next? | |
Maybe the NFL? Because as a sports fan, I'm just kidding about it. | ||
Hey, you know, I really respect Bryson Gray. | ||
I really do. He's one of the few people... | ||
unidentified
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Bryson Gray is one of the few people who actually sticks to his principles. | |
And he's actually sacrificed a lot in that process. | ||
He could have performed at the White House, but he wouldn't sacrifice his principles so they didn't let him. | ||
But, I'm a little confused because I follow Bryson, and people are always using racial slurs against him. | ||
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You know, they call him a coon, they call him Uncle Tom. | |
And I'm so confused because I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, Bryson's not black. | ||
He didn't vote for Joe Biden. | ||
unidentified
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No, no, no, no. | |
I never understood that. | ||
I'm going to have to talk about that. But boy, oh boy, I'm sorry if there's any liberals in the audience. | ||
unidentified
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Do it, man. I don't know where the nearest mental institution is, but I'm sure there's a liberal mass. | |
It used to be. | ||
Yeah, well, we came around. | ||
You came around. But anyway, I'm thinking, so there was just a shooting at the Indiana Mall. | ||
I'm sure you guys heard about shooting at the Indiana Mall. | ||
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Very tragic. But there was a hero that day. | |
You like Dickens? | ||
You like Dickens. Save who knows how many lives, right? | ||
I try to get into the liberal mindset. | ||
It's a difficult... | ||
Place to go. Really, I don't suggest it. | ||
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I'm thinking, okay, let's say, let's say a liberal is watching this play out in real time, all right? | |
A psycho killer that they pump full of drugs, comes out with his guns, and he's getting ready to do the mass shooting, and they're excited. | ||
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Yeah, we're gonna get gun control, huh? | |
Yeah. Like, honey, pass me the popcorn. | ||
unidentified
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We're about to get gun control. | |
And they're sitting there in the TV and he comes out and he starts shooting and then | ||
unidentified
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BOOM! | |
And he goes down. | ||
unidentified
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What? | |
What's the? | ||
Somebody stopped the shooting? | ||
What the? | ||
I thought we took away the gun! | ||
That wasn't supposed to be stopped. | ||
unidentified
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We wanted that shooting to go down. | |
And that's what they want. | ||
How many people have to die for Democrat gun control? | ||
Because that's what they want. | ||
unidentified
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And that's the truth. And so... | |
But imagine. We see it on TV, we see it in the halls of Congress. | ||
They say, we have to stop mass shootings. | ||
We have to stop mass shootings. | ||
We have to stop mass shootings. | ||
I think we all agree we'd like to stop mass shootings. | ||
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So, if only we had an example. | |
If only there was something we could point to that said, hey, this stopped a mass shooting. | ||
Only. If only. | ||
Oh, that's right. It just happened at the Indiana Mall. | ||
Oh, that's right. | ||
unidentified
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It just happened at a graduation party. | |
Oh, that's right. | ||
It happened at Ubalde, Texas. | ||
A good guy with a gun saved the day. | ||
And Democrats and liberals want to remove that person from the event. | ||
And so how much death has happened for Democrat gun control? | ||
Now, I have to tell you, I have one of the dumbest tweets in front of me you're ever going to see right here. | ||
From Stephanie Rule. | ||
unidentified
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I'm sure you know about Stephanie Rule, MSNBC. Probably not worth your time. | |
But she says this. She says, if 400 trained police officers weren't prepared to engage, what's the argument for arming kindergarten teachers? | ||
unidentified
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Maybe the fact that 400 police officers wouldn't respond is the reason we should arm teachers. | |
That's crazy. | ||
Now, how many of you guys have seen my videos ragging a lot on the streets, and we have them crazy liberals, and they do it crazy. | ||
You know, the reason, part of the reason why I do that is because it exposes who they are, what they are. | ||
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And, but, how do they think this is a winning argument? | |
Racist women! Kill me! | ||
And they show up, and they've got, like, women are naked, and they cover themselves in blood, and then they glue themselves to tennis courts, and then they glue themselves to basketball hoops, and then they glue themselves to Starbucks bars. | ||
Now, have you seen the new one? They cement, they pour instant concrete, and they cement their hands onto roads, and they have to come in with a jacket and it's like, it's worth losing my hand! | ||
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I know these liberal men aren't doing that, but that's it. | |
That's a separate thing. | ||
But they think this is a good argument. | ||
They think acting like psychos and trying to disrupt civilization is a good argument. | ||
I don't think so. I think it's a losing argument, actually. | ||
So I don't think that's going to happen. | ||
unidentified
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But we do have some pretty hilarious irony right now in our government. | |
So Greg Abbott has decided... | ||
unidentified
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To bus all the illegal immigrants to New York and NC. Now we all know, we all know who's responsible for the open border, okay? | |
We all know two and a half million illegal crossings this year alone. | ||
We know, we know it's a Biden administration. | ||
We know it's a Democrat party policy. | ||
But now, now that Greg Abbott is bussing these tens of thousands of illegal immigrants to New York and DC. They don't want them! | ||
unidentified
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They don't want them! | |
The D.C. Mayor goes on TV and says, we can't handle all of these illegal immigrants. | ||
You made a sanctuary city! | ||
Eric Adams goes on TV and says, we need the federal government to step in. | ||
unidentified
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We can't handle the influx. | |
We need the federal government to step in. | ||
unidentified
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I agree. Close the damn border. | |
Lastly, hypocrisy, has the IRB ever been so rich? | ||
They open the borders, then they complain when the illegals show up in their backyards. | ||
I noticed too, you know, they love all the illegal immigrants, they love complaining about global warming, but I don't see any of the illegal immigrants living in their house. | ||
I don't see them living in caves down by the creek, just make their carbon footprint smaller. | ||
They all seem to love driving cars around, I've noticed. | ||
But that's not the only thing. | ||
Now you see the prices increasing, prices increasing of gas, prices increasing in groceries, pricing of energy, everything. | ||
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The same people that did it go on TV saying, we are going to do so. | |
We're lowering the prices. | ||
We're helping you out. | ||
Yeah, it's a record inflation and record consumer price increase, producer price increase. | ||
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It's all records. But we're helping you. | |
Yeah, we shut the gas off. | ||
You know, we shut the pipelines down, but oh! | ||
You notice, when Putin shuts the pipeline down going to Europe, what do they say? | ||
Putin commits an act of war. | ||
Putin, in doomsday scenarios, shuts off gas to Europe. | ||
Putin could be responsible for millions of Germans freezing to death, or dying of heat exhaustion. | ||
Act of war. Doomsday. | ||
And then we go back to America. | ||
And so, today's good news, Joe Biden shut off another pipeline. | ||
You just told me that was an act of war! | ||
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You just told me that was doomsday. | |
Oh, when Biden does it, it's okay. | ||
It's okay. Kind of like, if you did anything that they do at these gay pride parades, have you seen this stuff? | ||
Have you seen this stuff? I was thinking too, like, If you think that going to one of these things is going to want to make your kids gay, I think you've got another thing coming. | ||
unidentified
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I think you're going to be scared to death of clowns or something the rest of the time. | |
I don't really think it's a sex thing. | ||
Or imagine you walk into a baseball game and there's a tagging storytime show going on with your six-year-old son and your son says, Daddy, I think I just want to play golf now. | ||
I understand, son. | ||
unidentified
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I understand. Anyway, it's been great to come here. | |
I love coming to these events and meeting some of you people. | ||
unidentified
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I'll be hanging out for a little bit. | |
There you go. One more thing, though. | ||
One more thing before I know. | ||
There's an old cartoon that always sticks with me. | ||
And it's when aliens, they come down and they say, take me to your leader. | ||
And the humans walk out with a television. | ||
The TV's our leader. And I see these people now, they have the NATO shirts and the Fauci shirts, and they love their leaders that they see on TV. And I was thinking, you know, that's not us, right? | ||
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That's not us. Somebody shows up and says, take me to your leader. | |
We don't hold the television up. | ||
We don't hold false idols up. | ||
Somebody says, hey, take us to your leader. | ||
We hold the Bible up. | ||
unidentified
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That's how we do it. Thank you, everybody. | |
We'll be right back. | ||
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