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This is your award-winning Kill For Nation Media Assassination Episode 1752.
This is no agenda.
Feeling liberated!
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas snow country here in FEMA Region Number 6. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's time to filibuster the show, I'm John C. Dvorak.
I want everyone to know that John and I are wearing catheters on the show so we can continue to bring you the best media deconstruction non-stop.
They always say that.
Well, that person who stood there for 24 hours, they had a catheter.
Remember that crazy woman who did that?
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you talking about the space astronaut?
No, no.
No, she was wearing a diaper.
No, I think Cory Booker's wearing a diaper.
Makes more sense, he's a Democrat.
There was another filibuster...
Ted Cruz did one.
No, no, it was in the Texas Senate, I think.
Oh, just the abortion bill or whatever it was?
Yeah, it was that...
Wendy Davis, that's who it was.
Wendy. Wendy Davis.
What ever happened to Wendy?
She disappeared.
Um, I remember, well, whatever did happen to Wendy Davis.
I remember, uh, cause I was still in Austin then.
And I think, in fact, I think I still hung out with the, uh, with the artist and her, uh.
Oh, the artist.
The artist, yeah.
Another one gone by.
Yeah, I met her.
She came to San Francisco for some art exhibit.
Yeah, because she's an artist.
Yeah. She was wacky.
Yeah, she was running for governor.
And I remember, I was like, The artist?
No, no.
Wendy Davis.
Not the artist.
Wendy Davis.
I remember when Wendy...
Oh, Wendy Davis.
She's so brave.
She's so courageous.
You know, she was wearing a catheter.
She was catheterized.
She's amazing.
To be cringe.
Yeah, so that's exactly what they said of Cory Booker.
But I'm with you.
I think he was wearing a diaper.
I think that's much more realistic.
Yeah. Yeah.
What was that about, Bob?
Do you have any clips of that?
Please tell me.
I only have the summary clip.
24 hours of that.
Let's see.
What was it?
What do you have?
Is it under Booker, maybe?
Or what?
Oh, let's see.
Bori. Booker.
I got Booker.
Booker Short Report.
This is a lot shorter than what he did.
New Jersey Democratic Senator Cory Booker has been speaking on this floor of the U.S. Senate since Monday evening, saying he's protesting President Trump's agenda.
NPR's Deidre Walsh has more.
Booker began speaking on the Senate floor around 7 p.m. local time and said he would remain there for as long as he could to use the platform to highlight his opposition to Republican policies.
He stood and declared his intention to, in his words, I rise with the intention of disrupting the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able.
Booker's extended speech is not likely to delay any legislation and is not technically a filibuster.
He'll read letters he's received from constituents worried about possible cuts to programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.
Senators from both parties have used similar tactics to draw attention to issues— Even when they were unable to stop Senate votes.
Well, it completely fell flat.
It was a lunatic.
You know, the thing, they tried to dramatize it on NPR.
I didn't get this clip, but they went on the show that compared it to the James Stewart movie.
And Mr. Smith goes to Washington and how James Stewart was, he was there protesting the corruption.
And as they presented it, I'm starting to think, wait a minute, Cory Booker's actually protesting the anti-corruption.
He was protesting for corruption.
He wanted more government waste and abuse.
More waste, please!
We want more waste!
So I think Chuck Schumer started another, like, alright everybody, we can do this.
We can all get together and we can flood the zone!
We'll flood the zone!
We'll tell everybody what they're doing.
Let's just lie.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let's tell them that they're going to take away your social security.
Granny! They're doing exactly what the Republicans did with the granny in the wheelchair.
Remember that?
They're pushing granny over the cliff.
I remember that, yeah.
A wheelchair going over a cliff.
So they put together a war room, a social security war room, and they all got together, and we're gonna do some speeches, and we're gonna scare Granny!
Look, social security has always been the third rail in American politics.
You touch it, you get burnt.
George W. Bush learned that the hard way.
This Trump-Doge-Musk Vote administration is in such a bubble.
A bubble?
They don't understand it.
They are so frothing at the mouth for tax cuts for...
Jacques Hughes!
Jacques Hughes!
Who's frothing at the mouth, Chuck Schumer?
...
is in such a bubble.
They don't understand it.
They are so frothing at the mouth...
Talk about a gas lighter.
Oh, it gets better because we got Warren and that other old bag here.
...
for tax cuts for the wealthy.
That they're willing to even touch Social Security.
And they're not just touching it.
They're trying to destroy it.
They're trying to strangle it.
Elon Musk makes $8 million a day.
The American dream!
From the federal government.
And he wants to take away the $65 a day that the average Social Security recipient gets.
This is really ugly.
It's such a lie.
There is no truth.
No evidence whatsoever.
This, this is actually, now you are scaring Granny and other people!
People actually are looking at their check.
Well, let me get my check.
Let me see if they cut it.
Trump and Musk know that they don't have the votes in Congress to cut Social Security.
So instead, they're trying backdoor cuts by dismantling the agency that makes sure that Americans get the benefits they are legally entitled to.
How does that even make sense?
So they know they can't do it, but they're gonna Close the door.
They're gonna stop the checks.
They're gonna lay in front of the mail truck.
Social Security is under siege.
The chainsaw is pointed at their earned Social Security benefits.
We believe Republicans have manufactured a crisis of Social Security, and the reality is Social Security would be fully funded for generations if Congress eliminated the payroll tax cut cap for billionaires and collected the money that they are illegally evading in taxes.
So they're getting a head start by laying off people who are responsible for collecting taxes owed by the wealthy.
So then they had another tactic.
Well, I know what we'll do.
We'll, uh...
We'll tell everybody Elon's quitting, because we're getting to him!
Let's stay in the US, where media reports are saying that Donald Trump has told close associates that Elon Musk will soon step down from his job in the administration.
Mr. Musk is head of the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, where he's in charge of cutting federal bureaucracy.
Reports emerged after an election in Wisconsin that developed into a test of Musk and Trump's popularity in the state.
A tech billionaire poured millions of dollars into the election to pick a new judge on Wisconsin's Supreme Court.
Musk's Trump-friendly candidate lost to a liberal.
The White House responded to the reports by saying Musk will depart from public service when his work at Doge is complete.
So they started this rumor.
Oh, Elon's quitting.
Oh, he's leaving.
Everybody jumped on it.
The news.
The news.
They had news.
Here's NBC's version.
You have some new reporting about Elon Musk and his White House role.
What do we know?
Nothing! As we've heard from President Trump.
That'd be a good chant.
What do we know?
Nothing! Why do we not know it?
We're dumb.
Yeah, Kate, over the last several days, we've heard from President Trump in the Oval Office on Monday saying that Elon Musk would be going back to the private sector in the near future.
Well, we're just hearing from a senior White House official that the president did tell his cabinet back during a meeting on March 24th that Elon Musk, who heads up Doge and, of course, has become a key figure in this administration, that he would be going back to the private sector.
And the White House official tells me that this would be at the end of his 130 days as a special government employee.
Of course, that would be in late March.
How would that be late March of year? Comes on the heels of that special election in Wisconsin yesterday, where Democrats are seeing that as a win.
Elon Musk, of course, spending millions, his PAC spending millions of dollars on that state Supreme Court race.
And that his candidate lost significantly in that race.
This all comes in that timing.
But again, the White House saying that this was in the works before this.
And this just simply is Elon Musk's role as a government employee running its course case.
Of next year.
People say, when Musk was running around on the stage in Wisconsin with the cheese on his head, I thought, man, you are a Trump's monkey boy.
That's pretty bad.
He'll do whatever he wants you to.
I thought that was bad.
But you all know.
The bottom line is Elon is political poison.
This morning, you can find some Democrats smiling, maybe for the first time in the last few months.
That's after some good special election results, an outright win in Wisconsin and some better margins in the state of Florida.
So what does it all mean and what really happens in the chiefs?
Data analyst Harry Enten is here.
Let's start with a little bit of Wisconsin, right?
And a moose-boosh on Wisconsin.
Moose-boosh!
Would you like some sorbet?
How do they come up with these?
The chef has a special treat especially for you.
And a moose-boosh.
A spoon of goo.
You know, I had dinner the other night at What's it called here?
It's a cabernet grill, which is actually probably the best place to get steak.
And you know what they had as an amuse-bouche?
A specialty from the chef before...
A single pistachio.
No, no, it's a cabernet grill, man.
We're Texans.
No, they had deep-fried deviled eggs.
This was...
Oh, that's a scotch egg.
I believe.
Well, I don't...
But I mean, no, because it was really, they had really done the deviled thing inside.
You know, so it was half an egg, and they put the filling in, so it was really a deviled egg, not a scotch.
A scotch egg is just the whole egg.
But anyway, that was their amuse-bouche.
That's interesting.
How was it?
It was probably tasty.
It was fantastic.
Yeah, yeah, we go nuts here.
We try all kinds of stuff in the deep...
I like it.
It was Boosh on Wisconsin.
This was a race Elon Musk spent big in this rate.
He did.
No! Elon Musk, simply put, is an unpopular guy.
He is political poison.
Look in Wisconsin, isn't that favorable rating?
Minus 12 points, 12 points underwater.
The stats guy.
They forgot to mention that Soros spent more.
That's what happened.
They try to downplay the Soros thing.
I've seen a number of stories where they don't even mention Soros.
It's just that one side was backed by a billionaire and the other side, oh, grassroots.
Yeah, total grassroots, yes.
And at this point it's got to be Alex.
Soros has done nothing but damage the system.
Everybody he puts in has been the soft on crime weenies and it's just that this is...
and you'd think the media would side with anybody but Soros, but no, no, Soros is great.
And I think it's Open Society Institute, which has got to be Alex at this point.
I mean George...
Yeah, no, George isn't doing anything.
Yeah, we need to say Alex Soros just to make it clear.
Is he now married to Abedin?
Is that all done?
Did that happen?
I don't think so.
Aberdeen. Political poison.
Aberdeen. Wisconsin is net favorable rating minus 12 points.
12 points underwater.
That is an even worse number when you look.
Dude, dude.
Easy does it.
So if there's one big lesson to take away from Wisconsin, Elon Musk does not help Republicans when he shows up.
If anything, the data suggests that he hurts him.
Republicans, stay clear of Elon Musk if you want to win in a swing state, at least in terms of his physical appearance in your state.
Ooh, especially with that cheeser.
Cheese on his head.
I'll agree.
I think the cheese on his head was a mistake.
I would not have advised that.
I have one of those cheese heads.
They deteriorate after about 10 years.
Oh, they start to break away like chunky pieces?
No, it's like it turns into a powder.
It's like a bad type of plastic.
Get rid of that.
They're made out of foam.
Yeah, you should get rid of that.
That's probably toxic.
Yeah, I can't find it.
Hmm, I'm not surprised.
It's in the house somewhere, I don't know where it is.
So all of this fell away in the backdrop of, and I'm just gonna say, we didn't know what happened this way, it was unexpected, but I think we now are officially in World War III.
That's what this is.
It's a trade war, but we're in World War III.
Liberation Day, and we did it backwards.
We celebrated liberation first, then we started the war.
It's been amazing to watch.
I've just been like, because nobody knows what's going to happen with these tariffs.
Every economist, oh it's going to be great, oh it's going to be the worst thing ever, oh the whole world's going to go into recession, depression, 1930, it's all over, oh no, this is going to make America the best.
It's MAWA, MAWA, MAWA, that's the new one, MAWA, make America wealthy again.
My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day.
April 2nd, 2025 will forever be remembered as the day American industry was reborn, the day America's destiny was reclaimed, and the day that we began to make America wealthy again.
We're going to make it wealthy, good and wealthy.
For decades, our country has been looted, pillaged, raped, and plundered by nations near and far, both friend and foe alike.
American steelworkers, autoworkers, farmers and skilled craftsmen.
We have a lot of them here with us today.
They really suffered gravely.
They watched in anguish as foreign leaders have stolen our jobs.
Foreign cheaters have ransacked our factories.
Foreign scavengers have torn apart our once beautiful American dream.
We had an American dream that you don't hear so much about.
You did four years ago.
And you are now, but you don't too often, and for many years and decades even, you didn't hear too much about.
Our country and its taxpayers have been ripped off for more than 50 years, but it is not going to happen anymore.
It's not going to happen.
There were a couple of really interesting things about this announcement.
I was watching CNBC and Fox News and watching the after-hours numbers, the after-hour trading, and everything kind of closed.
It really surprised me.
Everything closed up and it was as if no one believed he was going to do this.
The minute he brought that wacky chart out, that board, boom!
Everything started tanking.
Everyone's like, oh, this is the worst of all worst possible scenarios.
We didn't expect this.
Well, what do we do?
I'm like, you didn't expect them to actually do this?
And there was something else in this speech, because it's not really about tariffs, but a whole bunch of other things.
For decades, the United States slashed our trade barriers on other countries while those nations placed massive tariffs.
tariffs on our products and created outrageous non-monetary barriers to decimate our industries, and in many cases the non-monetary barriers were worse than the monetary ones.
They manipulated their currencies, subsidized their exports, stole our intellectual property, imposed exorbitant VAT taxes to disadvantage our products, Adopted unfair rules and technical standards and created filthy pollution havens.
They were absolutely filthy, but they always came to us and they said, we're violating, we should pay for it.
It's all detailed in a very big report by the U.S. Trade Representative on Foreign Trade Barriers.
And I'll just hold it up for you.
It's available and you don't have to pay too much as I understand it.
You'll pay nothing.
It's a lot of work.
A lot of work for something, actually, because it's a special, it's a special book.
It's very, frankly, it's very upsetting when you read it, when you see what people have been doing to us for 30 years.
So it's the best book ever.
It's the best, best book ever.
30 years.
Go ahead, 30. Oh yeah.
Best book, it's a beautiful book.
I started reading the book and like my eyes are glazing over from this book.
the way they calculate.
And I thought it was surprising was, you know, with a reciprocal.
And so the president put exactly 50 percent tariffs of all the tariffs that are that have been put on us.
So if you had 40 percent, then you got 20 percent from us.
And the economists are flabbergasted at how they did the calculation.
Some economists have figured out the way that's...
What? I wanted to, since you were on the Trump clips, I had a couple of clips I wanted to get in.
Oh yeah, okay, sure.
Because I thought that these were the more important clips of that speech of his, which were the ones that have actual numbers, when he started bitching about NAFTA.
And I believe that the NAFTA thing, he might be right about it, it was the Deciding factor that's it.
That's where it's 30 years comes from us from NAFTA Yeah, I think you're right because it does seem to match because that's Clinton came up with NAFTA and it really It opened the drain that's for sure, but since the very beginning of NAFTA our country lost 90,000 Think of what that is, 90,000.
Think about putting a map up and putting tax on it.
You wouldn't have enough room.
90,000.
I said, is that possible?
We had it checked four different times, and it was actually somewhat higher than that.
And 5 million manufacturing jobs were lost while racking up trade deficits of $19 trillion.
That was the worst trade deal ever made.
As a result of these gigantic losses, foreign nations now own 26 trillion dollars more of American assets than American...
Yep. I thought those were good numbers.
Yeah. And 90,000 is a lot.
That's a lot!
Thank you, Bill Clinton.
And the other thing was is that I remember because the first thing that came to mind with the 90,000 factories gone, the first thing that came to mind with me Maytag, the washing machine company, made the greatest washing machine you could buy.
I mean, you still use ones that are better than the ones you can get today.
And they closed down the entire operation and moved the whole thing to Mexico.
Because of NAFTA.
But it is part two of the NAFTA complaint.
The United States can no longer produce enough antibiotics to treat our sick.
We have a tremendous problem.
We have to go to foreign countries to treat our sick.
If anything ever happened from a war standpoint, we wouldn't be able to do it.
We import virtually all of our computers, phones, televisions, and electronics.
We used to dominate the field, and now we import it all from different countries.
A single shipyard in China now produces more ships every year than all of the American shipyards combined.
Think of that.
And it was a business that we used to dominate.
We used to dominate it totally.
In short, chronic trade deficits are no longer merely an economic problem.
They're a national emergency that threatens our security and our very way of life.
So I want to play this clip from Deutsche Welle, where they explain the calculation of the numbers, because they did not really look at the tariffs.
They looked at completely different things.
Some economists have figured out the way that these were calculated by the White House and its team.
And these economists have been flabbergasted at how cumbersome Flabbergasted! Some countries, though, however, of course, have tried to stave off these tariffs.
The White House, though, says that it was too little, too late.
A senior White House official that we heard from said, quote, this is not a negotiation, it's a national emergency.
And they said that the biggest problem was not necessarily tariff, the tariffs themselves, but actually non-tariff barriers.
So things like quotas, I thought so too, which brings me to another clip if you don't mind.
Yeah, of course.
Just talking to the mic, man.
You're not hitting the mic very well.
I'm sorry.
I was reaching for something.
Yeah. While talking.
What were you reaching for?
The paper that has the list of clips.
Ah, the clip list.
Very important paper.
NPR, when they discussed this, they were, you know, and you saw this in most media.
In fact, here we start with this tariff slant NPR.
You can hear What they think behind it, you know, it's like it is bad.
Oh yeah.
President Donald Trump announced a sweeping plan to apply a 10% tariff on all imports coming into the U.S. and Bjors Franco-Ordonez reports a list of countries will also face additional quote reciprocal tariffs.
Some countries will face reciprocal tariffs as high as 49% and what some experts describe as the most aggressive changes to U.S. trade policy in decades.
President Trump announced the plan during a rose garden ceremony at the White House.
This is one of the most important days, in my opinion, in American history.
It's our declaration of economic independence.
U.S. officials say the 10% tariffs will start April 5th.
About 60 countries will face additional customized reciprocal tariffs starting on April 9th.
Trump boasted the plan would supercharge the industrial base and boost government revenues.
But most economists warn that tariffs will raise prices for consumers and could hurt the economy.
The exact extent to which the new Trump administration tariffs will play out in the economy is an unknown, but if history is any guide, while the tariffs could create jobs in some sectors, they will also cause job losses in others.
Diane Swonk is the chief economist at KPMG US.
She says the higher tariffs against goods imported from other countries could essentially rewrite the way global trade's been conducted, potentially pushing up prices for US consumers.
Tariffs are I like this.
They're continuously calling it a tax.
A tax.
It's a tax.
It's a tax on your own people.
And then Queen Ursula says, well, you know, we're just going to have to raise our tariffs.
Well, aren't you saying you're going to raise taxes on your own people then?
It's a tariff.
It's a tariff.
It's never presented that way.
That's a very good observation.
Yeah, it's not.
It's never presented that way.
It's only on our side.
Everything's bad about us.
And NPR, you know, they don't have a balance.
They don't have one guy saying something else.
I mean, I got clips.
Well, of course not.
Why would you do that?
So I was stunned.
Uh-oh.
When Planet Money...
Is that Kyle the Spook?
I don't know who it is, but no, that was the other money show.
The other Spook.
I don't know Planet Money, yeah.
Planet Money is similar.
And Planet Money, which is on NPR, they played these two, I got two clips here, and they kind of went to the...
and I didn't get the memo, I guess, and they kind of took it the other way.
But for a long time, the dominant voices in the profession made the case that those trade-offs were really worth it.
Top lawmakers in both parties in the U.S. really bought into this idea that, you know, free trade would be great for America.
And they really pushed it for the rest of the world.
And through the decades of that argument, there's been an economist who argued that the dominant voices in economics were wrong.
that free trade actually sometimes held countries back, and protectionism could help make them richer.
Hi, I'm Hajun Chang.
I'm a professor of economics at the University of London.
And being a pro-tariff economist back in the early 2000s?
It was kind of lonely.
But he's got kind of the perfect example of why tariffs can work.
My favorite example is Hyundai, the automobile company.
When Hajoon was a little kid growing up in South Korea, Hyundai was not yet an automobile company.
Hyundai originally was a construction company, but sometime in the late 60s, this company decided that they want to build an automobile manufacturing business.
So first, Hyundai had to figure out how to make a car.
Hajun says it started by placing an order with Ford for something called a knockdown kit, which is just a big wooden box full of all the parts you could ever need to build one car.
The box arrives, you open it up, and it's just full of car parts, large and small.
A door, a bolt, two headlights.
Isn't that how they put the Cybertruck together?
The knockdown kit?
The knockdown kit?
Could be.
Just throw a couple of panels on.
That's what they ended up with.
They had the wrong...
Yeah. Have you ever seen a knockdown kit?
No, I never have.
I've heard of them.
Huh. Interesting.
So that goes from there, and then the kicker here is exactly what you mentioned a minute ago, which is that instead of using the tariff number, you use the They
assembled around 3,000 of those cars in the late 60s.
And then in the mid-70s, South Korean government said, We are going to cancel the license for auto manufacturers unless they come up with their own design.
Yeah, the government was like, actually, we want our car industry to be real companies, global players.
Assembling a Ford car is not our end goal here.
Can you level up a little bit?
So Hyundai had to come out with their own design.
In 1976, it made the Hyundai Pony.
It was the first Korean passenger car.
They made around 10,000 of them in a year.
In the same year, Ford produced 1.9 million cars.
General Motors produced 4.8 million cars.
So they had a ways to go.
And they got a lot of help.
Initially, this company had to be hugely subsidized both by the government and by its own existing business, especially construction.
There was no way this company was going to be able to make money without that.
So yeah, Hyundai was losing money on this new venture, and he's saying the government decided to pitch in, give it some subsidies, and the other parts of Hyundai that were profitable sent over their money.
But even that wasn't enough.
Even then, it had to be protected from foreign competition, because who's going to buy this two-bit car when you could import a Cadillac or, you know, Mustang, yeah?
No way.
So, Import of foreign cars were completely banned.
A total import ban.
Like a tariff to infinity.
The tariff of all tariffs.
Oh, man.
That's how you do it?
Yeah. Complete ban.
I mean, I guess we subsidize our aircraft manufacturing industry with war, in a way.
Or maybe that doesn't even count anymore.
I watched a lot of Bloomberg television, which is so much superior to CNBC.
CNBC is just pretty people, hair on fire.
Bloomberg is actually ugly people on Bloomberg.
The video is not the most important thing.
It's all the stats and the charts around it.
And they had Tom Ford on.
What is he the governor of again?
Of Ottawa.
Of Ottawa, yes.
Oh no, of Ontario.
Ontario. I think so.
And so, you know, there's this massive carve-out for Mexico and for Canada based on the USMCA, which is the renegotiated version of NAFTA that the president did when he was 45. And, man, it's like this.
Remember Tom Ford?
I'm gonna turn off the power, we're gonna fight you, we don't care about you, look at me!
I smoke crack like my brother!
And this is a whole new guy!
Canada got a break and they know it!
It's great to have you with us, Mr. Ford.
You've called this Termination Day instead of Liberation Day.
What will be the response now from Canada?
Well, let's see where these tariffs go.
I'm cautiously optimistic that I never saw Canada or Mexico on that list, and it just goes to show you two great countries working together, collaborating together, and building relationships.
So, again, I'm cautiously optimistic.
I think it's, if that's the case, it's the right thing for both the US and Canada.
Well, and considering Canada was not on that list, we understand the existing regime is in place of the tariffs that are in place with the exemption of goods that are USMCA compliant.
Does that mean, sir, at least in your mind, that it wouldn't be appropriate for Canada to retaliate for this at this time?
That is correct.
If that's the case, then I would highly recommend to the Prime Minister not to retaliate.
And let's carry on a strong relationship.
Let's build the AMCAN fortress, American-Canadian fortress, around both countries and be the wealthiest, most prosperous, safest two countries in the world.
So he went, wait a minute, he went from, you know, shutting off electricity This is no good.
Trump is declaring war.
Let's build a fence around him.
Amcan. Amcan.
I never heard of that one.
Amcan. He's folding here.
You suggested that Canada would bring down its tariffs if the United States did the same.
Does this turn into a game of chicken?
Do you believe that the White House would respond accordingly?
Well, I hope so.
You know, we're neighbors for the last 200 years, and when we show good faith, or the U.S. shows good faith, you have to follow.
This is a partnership that's going to go on for, hopefully, several hundred more years and decades to come, and we have bigger concerns.
Somebody told God him a sign.
Oh, wait.
Just wait for it.
Both Canada and the U.S., then each other.
We have to keep an eye on other countries like China.
Who makes the first move in a game like that?
Well, we'll work collaboratively with the administration and with our prime minister.
And he'll be speaking to President Trump, I'm sure, over the next day or so.
And we'll be working with Secretary Lutnick.
And to get a clear picture of what this means for Canada.
Now the main thing here, which is really the biggest industry that we've been talking about and most of this deals with, you played hill and die there a minute ago, is the auto industry.
What about what it means for the auto sector in particular?
I mean auto sector.
We learned last week that the president would announce what he made final today, which is that 25% tariffs on auto imports will be going into place.
Obviously parts are going to be included in that eventually.
Sir, so what impact do you expect that alone will have, even if tariffs on, or reciprocal tariffs, were not applied to Canada today?
Well, I just hope there's no tariffs on auto, because parts go back and forth across the border seven, eight times before they get assembled, either in Ontario or one of the states, be it Michigan or other US states.
It's a system that works, and has worked since 1965.
I've always said You can't unscramble an egg that's been around since 1965.
You have to make the omelette larger.
And we're just so much stronger together.
We buy as many vehicles as we sell down there.
And the ones that we ship to the US, 50% of that automobile is US parts.
So I think the system is working.
It's working well for both countries.
And it's a great system, especially Canada's buying 400% more vehicles.
Off the US than Mexico does 200% more than any other country in the world We have an incredible relationship with the two great countries So integrated on many different sectors, but even the people are integrated Millions and millions of Canadians and Americans travel back and forth across the border they have family members on both sides of the border and we just appreciate and Canadians love What?!
Wow! This is great!
So I heard all that, and then this is the last short clip.
Definitely, definitely, definitely someone showed a picture and said, Hey!
Ford! What's that in your mouth?
Well, so how, I guess, in the end do you feel, Mr.
Ford, about what we heard today from the White House?
You could frame this as...
Could have been worse.
You could also feel betrayed by some of the comments that President Trump delivered.
How would you describe it?
Yeah, I never take anything personal from President Trump or anyone else.
I understand he's a businessman and that's the way he conducts his business.
And fair enough, he has a job to do, we have a job to do.
I think any negotiation we meet in the middle and make sure that we grow two great countries and make them the strongest in the world that no one can touch us.
We'll ship down all the critical minerals, we'll ship down all the oil that you need and electricity, anything that you need.
We have more natural resources than anyone in the entire world.
And, again, there's no one I'd want to ship it down.
Wow! That was amazing!
That was amazing!
Okay, so that worked.
Let's listen to the rest of the world.
Europe woke up to chaos this morning as Trump announced sweeping tariffs on his largest trading partners.
Good morning.
For Ursula von der Leyen, it is a major blow to the world economy.
The global economy will massively suffer.
Uncertainty will spiral and trigger the rise of further protectionism.
The costs of doing business with the United States will drastically increase.
And what is more, there seems to be no order in the disorder.
Among Trump's announcements, a 20% tariff on all goods imported from the European Union.
I strongly believe that tariffs benefit no one.
They're bad for the world economy.
They hurt people.
They hurt businesses.
The shockwaves of Trump's aggressivity ripple through global...
Aggressivity? His aggressivity, this is a new term.
Aggressively, I think is what she tried to say.
For the world economy, they hurt people, they hurt businesses.
The shockwaves of Trump's aggressivity ripple.
No, she says aggressivity.
Yeah, but I think she meant aggressive.
Aggressiveness is the word I think she really meant to say.
They have no line producers there?
Aggressivity. Aggressivity.
Businesses. The shockwaves of Trump's aggressivity rippled through global economies.
China's finance ministry spokesperson spoke of his outrage, saying it was not in line with trade rules and called it unilateral bullying.
Whilst Mexico and Canada might have been exempt from this round of Trump's trade war, the countries are still reeling from the steel and aluminium tariffs imposed in March.
What? What?
We are going to protect our workers and we are going to build the strongest economy.
As the world prepares their response, many are bracing for the devastating impact It's a war!
It's a World War 3 and a very different noise there from March.
Mark Carney versus Tom Ford.
I found that to be rather surprising.
Yeah, that won't last.
There's no unity there.
But we need to check a few more people, including our...
Too many photos from Epstein Island.
Including our buddy from Australia.
It's a watershed moment for global trade.
US President Donald Trump announced universal 10% tariffs on all imports into the US.
For some countries, this could be as high as 50%.
As the world begins to wake up to Morning.
have no basis in logic, and they go against the basis of our two nations partnership.
This is not the act of a friend.
Come on man, I spent time on that.
Good work.
I'm glad you pre-announced it.
Our two nations partnership.
This is not the act of a friend.
Today's decision will add to uncertainty in the global economy.
On the other side of the Atlantic, the EU is one of the US's closest allies and partners.
The bloc was hit with a 20% tariff on all imports.
Italian Prime Minister Giorgio Maloney was the first EU leader to respond to the news.
In a statement on Facebook, she said, The introduction of tariffs towards the European Union by the USA is a measure that I consider.
Wrong. If the EU and other countries retaliate, The loss to the global economy will be 1.4 trillion.
That is trillion with a T. This, by the way, is some professor who looks like Jeff Jarvis.
Dollars. This is one of the most, in addition to being economically illiterate speeches, it is accompanied by the most economically damaging actions that have been taken since the last round of high tariffs, which was in the 1930s, which helped lead to the Great Depression.
But Trump called it Liberation Day, promising these measures will pay off for the U.S. You know, I have to play this guy.
This is another economist.
This guy was in the...
mainly because they keep bringing up Smoot-Hawley and I think Horowitz brought it up to me too, but there's one aspect...
Who? Who?
Smoot-Hawley?
Who? Smoot-Hawley was the extra tariff they added right after the stock market collapsed.
In 2020?
In 1929.
Oh, okay.
Yes. Okay.
And so they were tariffing at the time.
And then the stock market collapsed in around 1930, 31 period.
They introduced a smooth hauling, which added more tariffs on top of the tariffs you already had.
Well, the way I keep hearing it is, when we put tariffs on in 1929, it caused the Great Depression.
That's what I keep hearing.
Yeah, and this clip clarifies that.
No, the smooth hauling came in after the crash.
Okay. But they still can say, because it was before 1933, which was the bottom of the crash, they can still say it caused this and that.
But the funny thing was, the one little element that I didn't realize until I heard this guy talk, this is a guy named Joe Lavagna.
The clip we're talking about.
Yeah. This guy was a Council of Economic Advisors guy, a really smart guy, typical of the other side of the argument guy that nobody else seems to be wanting to put on, except Charles Payne did on his show on Fox Business.
Now, the thing that he noted, and he was kind of stepped on by Payne in this, because Payne likes to chat, but is that Smoot-Hawley, when it was additional tariffs, caused Deflation, not inflation.
How interesting.
And during the Great Depression, it was a deflationary period.
It didn't cause inflation, it caused just the opposite.
So the argument about this causing inflation is nonsense, and this guy makes the point of the reason why, and I'll just summarize in advance.
People are always all, they're all big shots about, you know, Mises, and they're all, you know, There's all these theories about supply-side economics and Milton Friedman and all the rest of it.
And Friedman himself has talked about this to an extreme.
Inflation's always caused by the money supply, period.
Thank you.
How much of this do you think will be absorbed in margins of corporations, absorbed on a retail and wholesale level, as opposed to just directly passed on to the consumer?
A lot will be absorbed in the margin, which is probably for some companies bad for their stock.
It's a smaller subset, of course, back in 18-19, but most of it was absorbed in the margin.
None of it was paid by the U.S. buyer, although that could change in the next go around.
But you know, Charles, I'm looking at this chart.
I'd add another row because I see CPI increases and this concept that these tariffs are inflationary.
That's a misnomer.
Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon, or a monetary and credit phenomenon.
It's a price level adjustment.
Ultimately, that'll be offset elsewhere if the Fed doesn't increase the money supply.
And this notion somehow that we're going to have high inflation because of tariffs just is not accurate.
I mean, and to your point, I mean, even with Smoot-Hawley, the 1930s, we had the greatest deflationary period in history.
Not inflationary, deflationary in history.
I was arguing with someone on another show recently about that, and if you look back in the 20s, the U.S. was like China is today.
We were a massive exporter of goods, and we had big trade surpluses.
So when the Fed let a lot of banks fail and the money supply collapsed back in the late 20s, We were a big exporter of goods, so when Smoot-Hawley went in, we actually hurt ourselves.
It's the exact opposite today.
Yeah, the exact opposite.
Well, I mean, what you're seeing is the refi mission is on track.
The 10-year is almost at 4%.
The dollar has weakened, which is what you want for exports.
And I see here on CNBC, President Trump says tariff rollout going very well.
It's going very well.
Markets will boom.
There was another little tidbit in there that I thought was interesting, which I think accounts for the market, the stock market collapsing.
Well, because the money is leaving America.
This is why people like Horowitz are pissed.
No, no, no.
The reason it was collapsing, if you listen to that, in that, within that clip, he said that most of the, with tariffs, most of it is taken up by, most of it's made up for by the companies themselves and their suppliers.
Yes. Cut their margin to an extreme which would hurt the stock price your PD ratio goes down So the market right now is not collapsing because money's leaving the country,
but it's because they're they're adjusting for the future Hmm because the markets are saying well, this is not gonna be good for the so we have to you know our Stocks aren't gonna be worth that much more because good boy make his but the profits not gonna be what it was so so What the naysayers would say is, and I'm obviously not the expert here, you are much more versed in this, the naysayers will say, well, they're all just gonna jack the prices up.
Yeah, that's what they keep saying.
But it doesn't seem likely.
It's like, certainly companies like Apple can take a little bit of a hit.
They can take a huge hit.
And the prices don't need to get jacked up.
And people will stop buying.
And if you don't buy, You know, you're not going to sell anything, obviously.
Well, it's too high.
I'm not going to pay for that.
I'll wait.
I mean, just because something's on the market and it doesn't mean you have to buy it if it goes up in price.
Right. Right.
So I have a couple of clips here from Scott Besant.
Again, from Bloomberg.
And everybody was doing the rounds.
Everybody was doing the rounds.
So I'll skip the intro.
And go straight to the negotiations question.
We're going to have the baseline tariffs come into effect first, then the reciprocal tariffs, a little bit more of a different rate for each individual trading partner.
Are you preparing to negotiate with some of these trading partners before that tariff rate comes into effect on April 9th?
Well, I think there have been a lot of discussions, but I think we're just going to have to wait and see what would happen.
What I would say, Anne-Marie, is I would advise none of the countries to panic.
I wouldn't try to retaliate, because as long as you don't retaliate, this is the high end of the number.
And I think the market could have certainty that this is the number, barring retaliation.
I also think doing this half the rate is really genius.
Because it's much easier to ratchet it up to parody, you know, and Trump made this whole, this thing about, we're nice people, we're nice people, so we're not going to hit you that hard.
We're only going to hit you with half.
I mean, this is, as Besson will tell you here, this is the art of the deal.
So you sound like you're ready for a negotiation with a number of these partners.
Has the European Union?
Has China?
Has India?
Have these countries reached out?
Well, they've all reached out, but it's going to be up to President Trump to see what he wants to do.
I think the mindset might be to let things settle for a while.
Their tariffs or non-tariff barriers have been on a long time, so we'll see where it goes from here.
When it comes to China, they have a much higher rate on this list.
On top of that, there's still that 20% fentanyl tariff rate.
Is all of this coming together to be more than a 50% tariff rate for Beijing?
Well, yes, I think it is, and I think it's a combination of things.
And again, I think China said today that solving the fentanyl crisis depends on taking off the fentanyl tariffs, and I'm pretty sure that's not the way the sequencing is going to work.
They're exporting the precursor chemicals and Every day, every week, every month, Americans are dying and it's going to have to stop.
So then he throws in, because of course the market is something Bloomberg wants to talk about, he throws in a nice little term here that made me smile.
Okay, but since the peaks in February, stocks are down 8%, I think the NASDAQ from its high most recently is down 12%.
So far though, this kind of market downdraft so far this year is not concerning you.
Well, look, in my old business, I was very concerned about market movements and I'm I'm trying to be a Secretary of Treasury, not a market commentator.
What I would point out is that especially the NASDAQ peaked on DeepSeek day.
So that's a MAG7 problem, not a MAGA problem.
Ooh! Peaked on DeepSeek.
MAG7 problem, not a MAGA problem.
Oh, yes.
Bye-bye, AI.
Now, the other side of this is critical.
for it all to work and the president made that clear in his rose garden hold up the sign speech.
The tax cuts are necessary to keep real wages up and that's the big one here.
Okay, so let's talk about what else you've been spending a lot of your time doing.
You have been up on Capitol Hill constantly.
You are really working on trying to make sure that this administration can extend the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.
On top of that, more tax cuts.
Right now, how are the conversations going in Congress?
Well, I actually think the most underreported story in Washington, not by Bloomberg of course, is the incredible unanimity amongst Republicans.
He's having problems talking today.
He's got bird feathers in his throat, I think.
Yeah, but what's he giving the business to Bloomberg for?
He says, everyone's talking about this, not Bloomberg.
Yeah, well, I think he's just being show busy.
You know, it's what you do.
It's like, oh, you know, Joe, only people on your show talk the truth.
You know, an enemy, unity amongst Republicans.
And I think it's President Trump's leadership.
But Mike Johnson, with a very narrow margin, issued the reconciliation instructions.
And then he also passed a clean, continuing resolution on the Senate side.
They are very...
Whoa! Can you imagine that?
By this Saturday?
No way.
Well, that's what he said.
That's what he said.
Final clip here is about the consumers.
While all this is happening, consumer sentiment has definitely taken a bit of a dive.
Expectations for inflation have gone up.
Banks like Goldman are cutting their GDP forecast, saying potentially the Fed is going to have to cut rates.
Not the good kind of cuts, the kind of cuts because they're nervous about growth.
How concerned are you that the timing of all this is going to be incredibly challenging?
Hold on a second.
I was waiting for you.
Where were you?
She said, not the good kind of cuts.
No. What is she talking about?
She's trying to slip in, I think, tax cuts for the rich, which is the narrative that has just been drummed into everybody's head.
But no, it's not tax.
In fact, the rich are disadvantaged by this whole deal.
If you've got a lot of stocks and bonds, it's at a disadvantage to the rich.
Not only that, but if you remember the first go around back in Trump's first term, we had our gay accountant guy who handles the big money in Silicon Valley.
We're way beneath his...
Way beneath, yes.
But he deigns to give us information every so often, was telling us how that That all his rich clients, which he's loaded with them, were bitching and moaning about, where's my tax cut for the rich?
Because it did not exist.
In fact, they were getting screwed because they weren't letting him take off enough interest from their taxes.
They changed that rule and that went kind of undiscussed by the mainstream media.
So this is bullcrap.
And the fact that the Democrats keep harping on this tax cuts for the rich nonsense, It's an embarrassment.
It really is, because it's just, I mean, it still works within the media circles, because you hear her kind of falling for it, but the tax cuts will be no tax on Social Security, so Social Security checks should in actuality go up.
No tax on chips.
No, the Social Security checks will not go up.
But they're taxed, aren't they?
No, they're not taxed.
You have to You get your Social Security and at the end of the year you get a 1099, you better put it on your taxes.
I'm sorry, yes.
Okay, so the checks won't go up but effectively the money goes up, no taxes on tips, interest deduction on your car loan if it's an American-made car, and SALT becomes deductible again or unlimited.
Dude! That would make a difference.
And that would make a difference to billionaires too, obviously.
Anyway, let's finish this off.
The cut rates, not the good kind of cuts, the kind of cuts because they're nervous about growth.
How concerned are you that the timing of all this is going to be incredibly challenging because of how the American consumer, how corporate America is feeling at this moment?
Well, it tells me a couple of things.
One, we've got to get the tax bill done quickly, because that's a confidence builder.
And two, we're seeing sentiment surveys from the American people, but we haven't actually seen them take action.
If the households actually thought that they were going to be employees, if they're If real inflation expectations had increased, what would they be doing?
They'd be hoarding goods, and they would be demanding wage increases, and neither one of those has happened yet.
So at the moment, you're not concerned about some of the soft data we're seeing?
No, I see nothing, and one of the great things, many great things about being a Treasury, is we have lots of business people come through, and everything we're seeing in the economy is still very solid.
And executives haven't voiced any of these concerns onto you?
No, there's some idiosyncratic things, but in terms of the expectations actually turning into hard data, none of them have seen it yet.
So nobody really knows anything.
Everyone's just saying, oh, if all these things come together, it'll work.
I have a sneaky suspicion it's really going to work.
And it may start working sooner than people think.
But I don't think anybody really knows.
It's certainly unprecedented.
He certainly is shaking things up.
Well, this seems overdue.
Yes! Because we actually don't make anything except jets and bombs.
Well, and you know, what I love is guys like our buddy there in North Carolina, after the storm, you know, he started Pearl Boot Company.
Nice looking boots, good price, American made, American leather.
You know, I think he's trying to resurrect the shoe company.
You know, Vietnam?
Say goodbye to your cheap Timu crap.
That's over.
And that's okay.
I'm okay if we can't buy cheap crap anymore.
It's crap.
There's a lot of high quality products coming out of Asia.
That's the real problem.
You can call it crap if you want.
Like what?
Like what do you buy that's high quality?
Nikon cameras are made in China.
This is one of the finest cameras you can buy.
Do you really need it?
Well, I already have one.
Exactly. So, next?
But it's not cheap crap.
Okay. But there's a lot of, I agree, there's a lot of cheap crap that comes out.
It looks like, oh, this should be fine.
And then, you know, a couple years later, it breaks.
How about unnecessary crap?
We don't need all the crap, whether it's cheap or not.
No, the reason we have all this crap is because it's cheap.
Yes, exactly.
The Chinese have done, they have this part of their philosophy, And which has always been kind of interesting to me, is that they just go into a market and make a product cheap to the point where nobody can compete because they got subsidies and they got all kinds of, they get cheating ways.
They steal intellectual property, which is Trump complained about, and they make a cheap product and then they take over the market completely.
Nobody wants to even bother competing with them.
And they never go into monopoly.
They never go into the monopolistic mentality.
They just keep it cheap.
Yeah. It's like total alien to all Western civilization.
That's not what you do.
What you're supposed to do is you wipe out a market, take it, now you own the market and now you gouge the customer.
That's what we do.
That's America.
Western philosophies.
British is actually where it really comes from.
And that's what you do, because that's why you go through the trouble of taking the market over.
You go through a lot of effort to get the market to yourself, and then once you get it to yourself, you gouge.
The Chinese never go to the gouging phase.
I'll tell you, you know, I'm not in the market for a car.
I think I probably bought my last car.
You know, it can last another 20 years easy.
Then I'll just need a golf cart.
One of those Walmart things.
But if I were in the market for a new car, I'd be looking at an American car.
Why not?
And this is, in the past presidents, you know, Bush 1 and 2 and Clinton, always like, buy America, we're gonna buy America, buy America Act, buy Obama, buy America.
They were full of crap.
And then there's Biden with his good union jobs.
He didn't do anything for the unions.
They're all on Trump's side now.
No, of course they are.
But, you know, so what Trump did is he actually did it Instead of just making a marketing campaign, oh we're gonna buy American, oh we're gonna buy it, we'll put a flag on it, it'll sell.
No. I'm looking forward to our ingenuity, I'm looking forward to a lot of young people with high school diplomas skipping the indoctrination factory and going into robotics, stuff like this.
Welding. Oh man, welding.
Welding, you can make 90 bucks an hour welding.
It's unbelievable.
You know, and okay, so, I don't know, I feel good about it.
I do.
And of course, we will never ever impose a tax on our friends for no agenda show donations.
No tariffs.
It's reciprocal.
We give you value, you accept that without a tariff.
We receive value from you, no tariff.
Because we're good people.
We're nice people.
Now... The EU immediately tries to...
Alright, we'll get him with this one.
check it out.
The European Union is sticking to its plans to enforce new laws on social media platforms like X, TikTok, and Facebook despite pressure from the U.S.
In an interview with Euronews, What? Because they are same rules for everybody who is operating and doing business in the European Union.
So we have same rules for the European companies, for American companies, for the Chinese companies.
The Digital Services Act, which addresses disinformation, and the Digital Markets Act, aimed at ensuring a fair digital economy, have come under significant scrutiny from Donald Trump's prominent advisor, Elon Musk.
EU will not resile from implementing the DSA and DMA where and when needed, despite the confrontation with the United States.
It's super important for us that we are fully enforcing DMA and DSA because when it comes to DMA there we want to make sure that the big players that they are not the dominant players they are not misusing their market power that also new innovations can enter to the markets in the European Union and DSA is very much for making sure that illegal content and products are taken down and we have safe and democratic fair environment.
Now, it's not up to me, of course, but wouldn't it be just fabulous if X and Facebook or X and Meta and even Google just said, you know what?
No more services for you.
Go make your own social network.
Go do your own search.
That would be so much...
Can you imagine what a disarray they would be in if that happened?
Well, you think they...
You know, if they had the capabilities to do anything, they'd have done it by now.
Oh, the Europeans?
Yeah. No, they're kind of pre-announcing they're gonna do.
They're gonna start fining.
They're not gonna do anything.
They can't do anything.
They haven't got what it takes.
All they can do is fines.
Fines, fines, fines.
Oh, you overstepped the bounds.
I'm just saying it would be fun to cut them off.
Just cut them off.
Yeah, we're not that way.
President Curry would.
Ah, shut them off!
And turns out, turns out we were pretty right about the true value of TikTok.
Because it's really just a shop with a social network around it.
Because who's the new bidder?
Amazon has submitted a bid to buy TikTok.
Media reports say the offer to buy the social media app was made to the White House.
It comes just days before Saturday's deadline for TikTok's owner ByteDance to divest itself of the app's U.S. operations.
CNBC reports that mobile technology company Applovin has also made a bid for TikTok.
If there's no deal to buy TikTok before the April 5th deadline, the app again faces a potential shutdown of its U.S. operations.
Which would severely hurt the show.
Obviously. Well...
It would hurt the show.
I don't think that you actually believe that.
Believe what?
That it would hurt the show.
I would.
Well, I have a clip today that begs to differ.
Oh, you have a TikTok?
I do, I do.
Well, I have...
First of all, I have the TikTok that you just played.
I have a kind of another summary.
Just so we can...
The TikTok...
The TikTok...
Story conundrum.
I can read.
Story, story conundrum.
You should work for Euronews.
Top officials in the Trump administration are set to meet today to discuss a TikTok deal.
As NPR's Bobby Allen explains, Trump has set Saturday as a sell-by date for the video app under federal ban law.
It's not noticeable by using the app, but TikTok is technically operating in violation of a law Congress passed requiring the service to sever ties with China.
The Trump administration has promised not to enforce the law, while President Trump holds something of a public auction for the hit app.
Now, President Trump is set to meet with Vice President J.D. Vance and other advisors to weigh TikTok's options.
Software company Oracle, owned by Trump supporter and billionaire Larry Ellison, appears to be leading the pack of bidders.
The New York Times reported Amazon has sent in a last-minute TikTok offer.
Yet one key hurdle remains, winning the approval of Chinese regulators, who may use TikTok as leverage in tariff negotiations.
Amazon is the only logical choice, but Amazon will ruin it.
Of course they will.
They will ruin it.
I think Oracle would too.
Yeah, well yeah, because with Oracle they have no business model because Oracle doesn't have a shop to plug into it.
And the bizarre thing is, is when Podshow pivoted, we'll make a pivot everybody to Mevio and video, that we pitched so hard to tell Amazon, you want to have shows built around your shopping.
I'll give Bloom that.
Still a good idea.
It is a great idea.
But if Amazon buys TikTok, will we ever get a clip like this?
You actually don't see homosexual behavior, like, out in nature.
Like, you don't see other mammals behaving homosexually.
Only humans, because they came up with it in their brains.
Really? You've never met a gay dog?
You think every dog you've ever met is straight?
You've never met a dog that even gave you a vibe?
Baby, dogs are almost as gay as dolphins.
You need to get it together, my guy.
You need to get it together?
I like that.
You need to get it together, my guy.
Dogs are gay!
Dogs are gay.
As gay as dolphins.
As gay as dolphins.
Have you ever seen...
Do you think you've ever had a gay dog?
I don't think so.
It's a serious question.
I mean, it's possible.
I don't know.
I've had several dogs in my life.
I cannot remember one that I got a vibe from.
Vibe, yeah, you know, gay vibe.
Gay vibe.
Looks like you're funny.
Gay vibe from my dog.
How come you're not picking up that quarter this day?
Well, I have something since you got the TikTok going.
Alright! I have four clips.
Save some for the end.
Do two and save two for the end.
Do two now.
It's called programming.
Okay, I can do that.
Let's start with the old one, which has been sitting around, which is the arrogant 4th of July girl.
Okay. If you voted for this, do not celebrate the 4th of July.
Do not celebrate the 4th of July.
I know the left has complicated feelings about the 4th of July and It's like, to be so patriotic and celebrate a country that was built on the backs of colonialism and G-side and bigotry.
But dare I say, this 4th of July, I say we reclaim patriotism in the name of improving our country and making it great for the first time.
Hopefully, if we're ever able to, without completely dismantling the country and building a new one, which I really hope is the way to do it.
But if you voted for it, If you voted for this, you do not love this country.
You do not love the people in it.
You do not deserve to proudly celebrate the country because you're destroying it.
Also, if you're apathetic and haven't said anything about anything that's going on, also you shouldn't celebrate the 4th of July.
None of you guys should celebrate the 4th of July.
You should feel embarrassed.
You should know that we're all looking at you a little funny.
I know you guys don't know how to read, but read the room.
I'll miss them.
I'll miss them.
When Amazon buys it, this is all going away.
It's all going away.
Well, yeah, maybe.
Get him in now.
Here, let's go to the red-headed liberal.
This should come as absolutely no surprise, but Donald Trump has the lowest approval rating of all time with one exception.
Do you know what that exception is?
Do you know who else had the lowest approval rating Donald Trump.
first term.
I knew it.
He was at the lowest approval rating at this point.
So he's number one in that regard.
And he's bringing the rest of the country down.
Even people who voted for him who are not diehard MAGAs can acknowledge that he is not doing right by them.
There are so many people in the federal government who are fed up from what they've seen in less than two months so far.
We are not even two months in to his current presidency, and he is screwing things up every single day.
And then there's Elon Musk.
Well, this brings me to the Slate Money podcast.
This is a, you know, financial podcast.
We talk about things that are...
On Slate?
Who owns Slate?
Is Slate its own thing, or is that...
Washington Post.
Wapo, wapo, wapo.
So they have a podcast.
But Slate's always been a left-wing operation, so I'm going to listen to what amounts to modern neo-communists.
Yes. About money and investment?
I don't think so.
I would say trans Maoists more, because the question here is, all of these unhappy liberals, Let's call them delusional dems for purpose of example.
Where are they going to move to when they leave our sinking ship, this horrible atrocity, this fascistic state, this trash heap that Donald Trump has turned just into a rat-infested piece of crap?
Where are they going to move to and why?
So wait, I just want to follow up because now I'm looking at the New York Times article and it's characteristics of places Democrats were more likely to move to.
31% of Democrats were more likely to move to a place within five miles of a Trader Joe's.
Only 10% of Republicans.
It gets much better.
Republicans had no list of a store on their characteristics.
Theirs were property tax below 0.5% within five miles of a forest.
Whoa. Huh.
Ask ProShop.
Rural or small town?
They're twice as likely to move to a rural or small town than Democrats.
Well, another way to look at it is the way the administration is treating marginalized communities is a big factor too.
If you have a kid.
I think this may be a marginalized community speaking.
Who's trans or you're an immigrant.
You may not feel safe in a neighborhood that's super red.
So that was definitely like one of the guys I talked to who does foreign residency and foreign passports.
He was like, I had nine families with trans kids.
What? I contacted him within a week after Trump signed one of his anti-trans executive orders.
Interesting. A pro-woman bill is, according to Slate, an anti-trans executive order.
That's a good way of putting it.
They were just like, we have a kid who is, who has, is undergoing Medical care for which they need.
Medical care, John.
Medical care.
You mean puberty blockers and stuff like that.
Medical care.
Drugs. And they need to take the drugs continuously.
And we're very worried that those drugs are not going to be available to us in the United States.
We want to make sure that we're living somewhere where those drugs are available.
Well, relatedly, I talked to a guy last night who has HIV and has been treated for it for the last 15 years.
And he said, I'm not sure I'm going to be able to get the drugs that I need this time next year.
And he said, if I don't have them, I have two years to live.
So it's really existential for a lot of people.
Why would it be difficult to get HIV drugs?
Because the Trump administration is cutting funding and programming.
And they're not just available on health insurance, but it's too expensive?
No. I mean, they're cutting treatment.
You know, a lot of the clinics that ... provide HIV drugs, and particularly at low cost, people are having their funding cut off by the administration, and it seems to be, you know, a political issue.
Complete bullcrap!
There's no clinics getting their funding cut off!
They just make this stuff up as they go along because they think that's probably what they would be doing if they were on the projection of some sort?
That's an interesting thought.
That's an interesting thought.
Yeah, speaking of drugs, I got some interesting notes from producers.
And one of our producers, he says, you know, I was driving along and I'm listening to the report about the Pope.
And, you know, that he almost died and they had to decide whether to just let him die.
And he says that this was a flub that the news model said The critical moment came on February 28th when the Pope had a breathing crisis.
The choice was whether to stop treatment and let him pass or try more aggressive drugs.
Wow, that's an obscure catch, but you might be right.
I like it.
Or try more aggressive drugs.
Aggressive drugs?
Adrenochrome, I'm just saying.
But the best one.
Wow, that's the funniest catch of the day.
Catch of the day!
Here's another one.
This is from Salah.
Salah says, I'm a truck driver, just now listening to Sunday's show.
In the clip where RFK Jr. is talking about downsizing, he talks about merging it into a new unit with the acronym AHA.
Growing up with my father who was Arabic, I never learned the language but you definitely pick up assorted words and definitely the swear words.
Aha! Exactly how RFK pronounce it is slang in my dad's mostly Egyptian dialect for shit or damn.
Listen to how he says it so we can replicate it.
Kennedy also plans to consolidate agencies within HHS.
We're going to eliminate an entire alphabet soup of departments and agencies while preserving their core functions by merging them into a new organization called the Administration for a Healthy America, or AHA.
The FDA will lose 3,500 employees.
AHA! AHA!
AHA! So it's AHA.
Don't say that in Egypt, people.
A-ha!
Language is a funny thing.
A-ha!
A-ha.
A-ha.
I have some more stuff.
Is there anything you want to jump in on here?
Because I have a couple more series of some kind of interesting stuff.
I have...
Yeah, I got a couple of series.
I got the...
Well, I can put...
Dead Bees should be the second half of the show.
Why don't you go ahead?
I've got plenty of stuff.
Well, we have a new show, and it's called the Mark and Marco show.
And if this keeps on going, we need a jingle.
It's the Mark and Marco show!
It's the Mark and Marco.
What's Mark and Marco?
Yes, Mark Rutte.
Mark Rutte has a show with Marco.
You know, Marco, your Secretary of State?
Marco! Hello, Marco!
Marco, I want to commend you for your tireless diplomacy over the last couple of months.
You've travelled the whole world.
You've travelled the whole world!
How many points do you have on your frequent flyer miles?
I also want to thank you for what you did before as a senator, supporting NATO.
And we will have a lot to discuss over the coming two days.
Of course Ukraine.
Yes! As I said before, President Trump, the team, you broke the deadlock.
You started a process of negotiations.
Very good!
You started it because I know I'm here to get you more money, Marco!
With our full support to bring the Ukraine war to a lasting This is money that we get here
in America, this 20 billion, for more bullets.
We will also discuss the other threats over the next two days.
Of course Russia, which is our long-term threat.
Long-term threat.
Peace or no peace.
Long-term threat.
War is always on the horizon.
But also the increasing problems we have with China, of course North Korea, Iran, and all of these four getting more and more connected.
And these two theaters getting more and more connected and working intertwined.
It's great.
But wait, there's more.
There will be more to spend.
We know that the United States More!
Can you stop for a second?
Yeah. For Mark and Marco, does this guy, does Ruta ever stop talking?
Yeah, he does in a minute.
So Rubio is just standing there, at a certain point he's looking down at his shoes, he's like, there's a little mark on the floor here, he's looking around, he's getting really bored, and Rutte is just blah blah blah, but he's doing his job and Marco knows it.
...from Canada and Europe has been 700 billion up to now.
But when you look at the hundreds of billions of euros slash dollars now rolling in...
Rolling, rolling in, rolling.
The money is rolling in, Marco.
This is probably the biggest surge in defense spending we have seen in Canada and Europe since the Cold War, since the Berlin Wall came down.
So that is good news, but still we need to do more.
Good news, but still we need to do more.
And now...
This is so good.
And so Marco comes in...
This guy's a clown!
Yes, well we knew that.
We knew he was a clown.
Dutch people know he's a clown and the Dutch people can't believe it.
Like this guy is top dog now on the international stage.
So Mark has done his job and now Marco must go for the 5%.
We have to go up to 5% But Marco is a bit flustered.
This is his new name, President Pump.
That's his new name.
Play that again!
Denied to the President.
Pumps made clear.
President pump.
I think...
No, he said Trump.
No, he did not!
No, I listened to it loud and soft.
Yeah, it's like one of the...
The mishearing I do is very similar.
Okay. Trolls, are you hearing pump?
I'm hearing pump.
The United States about NATO is unwarranted.
Denied to the President.
Pumps made clear.
He says pump.
Trust me, he says pump.
No, I said I could hear the T. No, everyone's hearing pump.
Well, yeah, because you primed him.
Well, does it matter, then?
The President Trump's made clear.
He supports NATO.
We're going to remain in NATO.
He's made clear.
But we want NATO to be stronger.
We want NATO to be more viable.
And the only way NATO can get stronger and more viable is if our partners, the nation states that comprise this important alliance, have more capability.
This is a collection not just of partners and allies, but of advanced economies, Yeah.
domestic needs.
We do.
But we've prioritized defense because of the role we've played in the world, and we want our partners to do the same.
And I understand there's domestic politics after decades of building up vast social safety nets that maybe don't want to take away from that and invest more in national security.
But the events of the last few years are a full-scale ground war in the heart of Europe.
Ooh, he's using full-scale, you hear that?
Full-scale invasion, full-scale ground war, he's using the terms.
Maybe you don't want to take away from that and invest more in national security.
But the events of the last few years, a full-scale ground war in the heart of Europe, is a reminder that hard power is still necessary as a deterrent.
And so we do want to leave here with an understanding that we are on a pathway, a realistic pathway, to every single one of the members committing and fulfilling a promise to reach up to 5% of spending.
That includes the United States will have to increase its percentage.
Because if the threats truly are as dire as I believe they are, and the members of this alliance believe they are, then that threat has to be confronted by a full and real commitment to have the capability, What? And then they wrap it up with the true next theater.
Which is the Arctic?
I would not be surprised if the Arctic would be raised today by allies.
And this is an issue and the Arctic of course is not only Denmark, the king of Denmark, which of course has Greenland as part of its kingdom.
Not for long!
But this is also Iceland, it's Canada, the US, it is Norway, Finland, Sweden.
So we have seven allies which are present in the Arctic.
We know that the Chinese are opening sea lanes.
We know that the Russians are re-arming there.
We know, and as I said yesterday, it seems to be a detail, but it is an important detail.
Yeah, Greenland's really important.
It's on deck.
We need icebreakers, Forth.
Global warming is going to melt all that ice.
Shh! Shh!
There's no ice?
back to domestic.
I got two clips.
is the FDA being gutted.
Shh! Shh!
This is the NPR again?
Is it our buddy?
No, I don't have any of our buddy's clips today.
I'm sorry, he's on vacation or something, I don't know what happened.
Do you have any BBC stuff?
No, I decided to give it a break.
So there's no BBC so you can't play your jingles?
I have a whole production, never mind.
The Food and Drug Administration.
Wait, I guarantee you next show, BBC is going to be featured.
And Scott.
I need BBC and Scott.
If I can find Scott, I haven't seen him for a while.
The Food and Drug Administration.
The agency that regulates a lot of the things Americans eat.
And the medicines we take is now part of a huge reorganization.
The Trump administration announced Thursday that it will cut 20,000 jobs from the Department of Health and Human Services.
3,500 of those are from the FDA.
NPR consumer health correspondent Yuki Noguchi joins us now to talk about this.
Good morning, Yuki.
Good morning.
Do you have any specifics about these jobs?
Well, they've given some Pushed out.
who's actually a two-time FDA commissioner, most recently under Biden, sounded alarms at a press conference with Washington Democratic Senator Patty Murray Noting that these cuts are on top of other big departures.
A cut of an additional 3,500 people on top of the arbitrary cuts that have already occurred.
Wait a minute, who is this guy?
I miss his name.
He may be someone we need to pay attention to.
Uh, no.
Most recently under Biden sounded alarms at a press conference with Washington Democratic Senator Patty Murray, noting that these cuts are on top of other big departures.
A cut of an additional 3,500 people on top of the arbitrary cuts that have already occurred, in addition to all the people who are leaving, is likely to leave the FDA unable to do its critical work.
That is such an old-school Washington, D.C. cadence, kind of.
Who is, who is, um...
It's some guy who's a bureaucrat that was booted out.
like Buckley.
Grrrr. Blah.
Blah. Blah.
Thank you.
It gets better in the second clip.
And Ada, the critical work he refers to is safety reviews for things like new drugs, food safety, tobacco, vaccines.
Tobacco safety.
New drugs.
Food safety, tobacco, vaccines, and devices like heart pacemakers.
The way she says this is so like, well, you know, you're going to die because of a pacemaker and your drugs won't be safe.
NPR said it.
Yeah, hello.
Vaccines and devices like heart pacemakers.
A lot of everyday consumer items are regulated by the FDA.
Yuki, what is the White House saying about how these cuts and this realignment fits with its priorities?
Yeah, it's led by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the new Health and Human Services Secretary, and he says the country's health agencies are too bloated and ineffective at fighting, in particular, chronic disease.
He and others dislike the country's past approach to public health generally.
And Peter Marks wrote a bitter resignation letter suggesting Kennedy's cutting back on vaccine efforts because that work doesn't align with Kennedy's personal beliefs.
On the other hand, Kennedy has led this campaign to make America healthy again, and that phrase has now got its own acronym, MAHA, and has a broad following.
But Califf says these cuts are not consistent with that idea.
And it's really striking to me how the rhetoric of, for example, better nutrition, enhanced food safety, innovation in medical products, runs contrary to what's being done with the workforce.
A lot of people are afraid of heights, not me.
I'm afraid of widths.
You know, he even quipped that this seems like a good way to make America not healthy again.
Ugh. Brother.
What a waste of air time.
So I slipped a Steven Wright in there.
You didn't notice?
I did.
I laughed at it.
I laughed at it.
I was listening to this guy.
This is the reason for the clip.
Yeah, it was highbrow.
Highbrow, highbrow humor.
No, I was listening to the clip because this guy's voice, he was either sounding like Steven, Steve Landisberg, who used to be on, uh, on the TV show.
The thing is, the thing is, no one knows our boomer humor.
Boomer humor!
There you go.
Right. So I found the Stephen Wright clip that fit right in.
Yeah, but I mean, people didn't even get my Elmer Fudd.
Boomer humor is failing, it's falling flat.
We have enough of a audience, which is small.
I'd say 10% of our audience gets some of this material.
I'm going to go for five on the Stephen Wright clip.
Those guys should donate more.
Yes, yes, this is true.
This is true.
Boomer humor to the rescue.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, Barney Miller was the show with Steve Landis.
Yeah, that's...
And he has that exact same voice.
That's stretching it, though.
Well, on the HHS-FDA-LMNOP, Major Garrett Shibiar, CIA Broadcasting Systems, brought on Deborah Birx, who...
What? Why do they bring these old hacks on that are notorious?
They're already proven to be phonies and they've lied to the public and admitted it in public that there are liars and they bring them back.
Or do they have like a one Rolodex that's just being passed around and it's like they can't come up with anybody new?
I'm not quite sure but it's She, I mean, since she left after COVID, she's been the CEO of a, of a company.
She's been on the board of a couple other companies.
I think in one of these clips, she has to be a spook.
Well, she, she was, uh, uh, uh, a ranking officer in the Navy.
So I don't know if she was Naval intelligence.
Um, but you know, now she's claiming for the past few years, she's been working in rural Texas.
So yes, there is something very odd about her, but she's actually not very negative about RFK Jr.
Welcome back.
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
is planning to lay off at least two-thirds of the staff at the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health.
It is the federal agency within HHS that attempts to prevent workplace-related injuries and illnesses.
Those firings are part of the 10,000 jobs that are expected to be cut across the agency.
I want to bring in former White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx to evaluate all this.
Dr. Birx, I'm so glad you're with us.
You have vast experience in the federal government and the federal bureaucracy.
You know, you say that, but this is CBS, so that can't be a coincidence.
How do you read these reductions within HHS?
Some people are expressing tremendous alarm.
Where do you fall on that spectrum?
Well, you know, I was in DOD, HHS, state and the White House, 41 years in federal service.
And let me just say my federal service colleagues, I worked with a lot of dedicated, hardworking people.
But what has happened over the years that you're not hearing about, you're hearing about fraud, waste and abuse, but there's something else that has been going on.
And that's a lot of duplication among the HHS agencies.
And so when COVID hit, You had things that were Asper was doing, that also CDC was doing, and it caused a lot of confusion.
I think what they're trying to do, and which I hope they are trying to do, is bring back fundamentals, stop the duplication, get people remission focused, and hold people accountable to improvements in Americans' health.
Because we're spending more, we have more personnel, about 17% increase in just the last four years, Yet the health of America has not improved.
And so I think we have to get back to really understanding what is the job of HHS?
And that's the health and human services of the American people.
And I hope that's what is going to come back in this focus.
I was surprised when I heard that.
I'm like, OK, so she's kind of saying it's good.
ASPR, by the way, is the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response, which I can't even remember hearing that acronym during COVID.
Do you?
No. So here's the...
She comes on with this very kind of semi-positive approach right after Musk visited the CIA.
No! There you go.
So here's the follow-up question.
If these cuts, these cuts, are they good?
As you read the headlines, as you talk to your colleagues still in, do you think that the process that is going on is Is it moving in that direction or is kind of pell-mell and sort of, well, let's just cut as big a number as we can think of.
Pell-mell?
Is it pell-mell?
Pell-mell!
Isn't it pell-mall?
No, no, pell-mell, it means chaotic.
Oh. But it's an old boomer phrase.
Well, right, 5% of the listeners know what I mean.
Pell-Mell.
I'm thinking Paul Moll.
The Paul Moll Reds, man.
Those were hardcore.
I haven't heard the term Pell-Mell for decades.
I'm sorry?
I haven't heard the term Pell-Mell for decades.
Decades. They know their audience, don't they?
Is it moving in that direction or is kind of Pell-Mell and sort of Well, let's just cut as big a number as we can think of.
Maybe they're trying to bring back all these cool phrases, you know, just to sound intellectual.
It's a kind of pell-mell.
I'm gonna start using it.
Pell-mell?
Don't start using it.
That sounds dumb.
This Trump administration is completely pell-mell!
You know, I see the work at HHS being pretty deliberative.
The fact that they put ASPR back within the CDC, so that CDC, who is also working on disease control...
So she...
something is up with ASPR.
She... you know, why is she so talking about ASPR this...
No one...
no one talks about ASPR, but she...
Well, that must be the spook.
It's gotta be.
the same thing as ASPR so that we're ready for the next pandemic.
Because when you have two agencies thinking they're both in charge, it caused a lot of confusion around that table of trying to get the best job of COVID for the American people.
And so what I'm hoping comes out of this is a much more horizontal structure where the NIH, I just say being at CDC, there are 150 different databases, none of which talk to each other.
She's totally talking must stuff here.
Oh, the databases don't talk to each other.
Okay. So there's an injury database.
There's a flu database.
Americans are whole people, so I think figuring out how do we get more horizontal data so we can find where things are going well and learn from them, and the things that aren't going well in specific counties, particularly rural counties who are well behind in life expectancy compared to urban counties, are we doing something to address that?
And then holding the federal government to outcomes.
The job of the federal government is not to analyze data.
The job of the federal government is to use data to find solutions to actually improve outcomes and impacts.
Hold on a second.
How does that even make any sense?
You don't analyze it, you use it.
It's the same thing.
How do you use it without analyzing it?
Don't analyze it, just use it!
ASPR is the Secretary's principal advisor on matters related to bioterrorism and other public health emergencies.
They're responsible for coordinating inter-agency activities between HHS.
Oh, they're the ones who made the Lyme's disease.
Mm-hmm.
Other federal departments, agencies.
Oh, Fort Detrick!
There you go.
That look...
Manhattan... Plum Island!
In July 2019, the Blue Ribbon Study Panel on Biodefense announced a new idea to improve U.S. national security against bioterrorism, a quote, Manhattan Project for Biodefense.
Yeah, it's called the mRNA vaccine.
What could possibly go wrong?
Wow! And we did not hear of this.
At least, I can't remember.
Well, she's brought it to the fore for a reason.
So now we've heard of it, so now it's...
It's in play.
It's in play for some reason.
And this was the point of her being on CBS Evening News.
Let's see what she says in this last clip about the head of the FDA.
Dr. Brooks, I want to ask you about something going on at FDA because Peter Marks, who as you know, was the FDA's head of biologics, resigned.
And in his resignation letter, he said...
Biologics is vaccines!
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who leads the Department of Health and Human Services, is subservient.
He seeks subservient confirmation of his misinformation and Lies! Lies!
Lies! But he won't restore public confidence if he feeds skepticism about vaccines that have saved countless lives.
The Wall Street Journal editorial board writes, our worst fears about Mr. Kennedy are coming true.
Do you share any of those anxieties?
Well, what I've seen on the ground because I've been working the last four years in rural Texas is- Really him coming out and saying, I believe in the MMR vaccine.
It is effective.
I want people to get it.
He supported CDC to go in there and support increased access to vaccination.
Federal dollars went to increasing vaccination in that area.
So, you know, you have to look at people's actions and really try to understand What is being said and what is being actually done on the ground?
And I think what is being done on the ground in West Texas is consistent with improving vaccination rates.
Oh boy, there's a lot to unpack in that commentary.
One, the Wall Street Journal is anti-Kennedy.
Why is that?
And that's a Rupert Murdoch operation or Murdoch operation.
The second thing is she's in rural Texas and then coincidentally, A measles outbreak, as it were, breaks out where she, you know, she's in the vicinity.
From the sounds of it, she's definitely in rural Texas and she's aware of this situation and the few people with the measles there and the one phony one that supposedly died from measles.
Now this is very suspect.
She's defending Kennedy.
Yes. So Kennedy's obviously gonna do nothing.
So Dawn O'Connell is the...
I guess she was the assistant secretary for ASPR?
No. Looks like she's the...
Is there a German operation called Asperger?
Let's see, Office of Public...
She looks like a real spook, by the way.
This Dawn O'Connell.
Hmm. Well, there's definitely something up here.
Let's see.
Asper.hhs.
Yeah, it was given, it was rolled out for a reason.
Program. To let us know.
Yes. What's going on.
Give us a backgrounder and, uh, I don't know what we're supposed to, what we can do with it.
Let's see who the boss is.
John Knox.
Wait. He's the.
Principal deputies.
Where's the...
I guess they don't have...
don't they have a...
They only have deputies.
Wouldn't it be Kennedy?
Well, I guess so.
John Knox.
Where's he from?
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
I don't know, but something's in play there with Asper.
I agree with you.
And Berks all of a sudden, no, I've been in rural Texas all these years!
No, that's...
Four years.
It makes no sense.
I'm so confused.
No, it makes no sense.
You're right.
I'm very confused.
That's another aspect to this.
I'm very confused about her.
I'm not sure what she's doing.
It doesn't feel right.
Something. Yeah, it doesn't feel right.
Doing something.
Yeah. Well, let's see.
We have an interesting donation segment.
Why? Did you see the length of some of those notes?
Oh yeah, especially the guy who insists on the note.
Well, there's at least five of them that need to be truncated.
It just needs to be truncated.
Well, there's one guy who insists that the note be read.
The one that's five pages long?
No, it's not that long.
How about Musk and Doge goes to the CIA?
Okay, let's do that.
Then we can deal with the notes as good.
Billionaire Elon Musk has shared his Doge team's cost-cutting plans with officials at the CIA.
The agency has already taken steps to fire employees who worked on diversity issues.
A federal judge has ordered the CIA to reconsider those job cuts, citing constitutional, statutory, and regulatory concerns.
Well, how does that fit in?
I don't know, and I don't know what the judges got to do with CIA hiring practices, but okay, these judges are...
Something's got to happen with these judges.
Well, isn't President Trump firing the judges?
No, he can't fire these judges.
These are judges that are not fireable.
Oh, unfireable judges.
He has to either impeach them, which is not going to happen because you can't get the votes in the Senate.
No. Or the Supreme Court's going to have to tell them, hey, you can't be doing what you're doing because this is not, you know, you're district guys, you're not supposed to be doing national stuff.
And the Supreme Court's slow on the draw on this.
Why aren't they already involved?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No one seems to be paying attention to any of that.
The news is not the news.
Uh-oh.
I discovered something.
The news is not the news.
I thought this was rather interesting, though, for those who are so concerned about Elon Musk, the Nazi, and Donald Trump, the Nazi, and the Republicans, the Nazi, and the Texans, the Nazis.
We're all Nazis, but how about some actual Nazi info?
Argentina's President Javier Mele says that he is declassifying government documents on how Nazi war criminals escaped Europe and resettled in South America following World War II.
It's thought as many as 5,000 Nazis evaded arrest in Argentina.
The most prominent was Adolf Eichmann, seen here during his trial in Israel in 1961.
Eichmann was one of the architects of the Holocaust.
Israeli agents captured him and took him to Jerusalem, where he was tried and sentenced to death.
Well, I'm joined now by the man known as the last Nazi hunter.
Dr. Efrem Zirov has played a key role in I assume that we'll be able to get many,
many details regarding the identity of the Nazis who fled to Argentina and the Identities of the people who made it possible for them, who helped them.
I'm going to tell you, this could be bigger than the Epstein files.
When we really find out who the Nazis were that were escaped and who helped them, it's going to open up an interesting can of worms.
Yeah, especially if Hitler's on the list.
Speaking of Israel, the Prime Minister is breaking the law.
In a defiant gesture towards the International Criminal Court, Benjamin Netanyahu is visiting Hungary.
It will be his first trip to the European Union since an arrest warrant was issued against him.
The Israeli Prime Minister is wanted for alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity.
In the Gaza Strip, Prime Minister Viktor Orban extended the invitation in November last year, quickly flouting the ICC ruling.
We have no choice but to defy this decision, and I will invite the Israeli Prime Minister, Mr. Netanyahu, to visit Hungary, where I will assure him, if he comes, that the International Criminal Court's ruling will have no effect in Hungary, and that we will not follow its terms.
As a signatory of the ICC, Hungary is formally obliged to take Netanyahu into custody.
But for the next four days, Orban is expected to welcome him into Budapest with open arms.
And it is not the only time they have put their friendship first.
In 2017, when Orban was accused of anti-Semitism towards the American Jewish billionaire George Soros, the Israeli PM came to his rescue.
In July last year, Budapest vetoed an EU statement that condemned the Knesset's rejection of a Palestinian state, and the Hungarian leader has unconditionally supported Israel's offensive in Gaza, which has claimed more than 50,000 lives, according to Gaza Authority.
So what is he doing in Hungary?
That's what I'd like to know.
What is he doing there?
There's got to be something going on behind the scenes that we don't know about.
It's going to happen there.
And why there?
Well, maybe he wants to ship some Palestinians over there.
Israel is slowly tightening its grip on the Gaza Strip.
Defense Minister Israel Katz said the army's operation was expanding to seize large areas that would be incorporated into what he called Israeli security zones, without saying how much territory would be seized.
But he also said that Palestinians would have to be evacuated.
Katz also called on the enclave's residents to expel Hamas and return hostages, roughly a week after this rare footage showed Palestinians protesting against the militant group.
But representatives of the families of hostages accused the Israeli government of sacrificing the hostages for the sake of territorial gains.
Katz's announcement comes a week after he warned that the Israeli military would operate with full force in the territory.
The Palestinian-Israeli ceasefire, which came to an end on March 18, is now a distant memory for Palestinians living in Gaza.
At daybreak, Gaza health officials said at least 15 people, including children, were killed in airstrikes on homes in Khan Younis and the Nusayrat refugee camp.
The UN has also warned that stockpiles of flour are running out in Gaza after Israel closed crossings to humanitarian aid.
The UN has urged Israel to reopen its crossings to humanitarian aid to avert a food crisis.
What? This is like...
So, maybe he's checking out a new place in Hungary where he's going to flee to?
What is going on?
People hate Israel.
Well, they're definitely not doing...
I don't know what the issue is there, but that reminds me of another European story that we're gonna mention.
You're gonna move it right along.
Unless you want to keep talking about Israel.
Well, I was just, I was thinking of some witty banter.
Like, what is going on?
I can't think of anything witty.
I'm not witty today, but let's go with the real strange story is the arrest of Marine Le Pen.
Oh, man.
Even her, even other party leaders are saying this was bullcrap.
Yeah, I got the clip.
Here's Eva, E-V-A.
Okay, so the lawfare being used against right-wing politicians in Europe is being taken to a whole new level.
This is your buddy.
This is your buddy, Eva, whose last name I can never pronounce, that Dutch girl who...
Oh, Vlaardingerbroek.
Vlaardingerbroek. Vlaada, Vlaada, whatever her name is.
She's very pretty and she's very erudite.
She kind of dropped off the radar.
She got married...
Yeah, I noticed that, but she's back with a...
With a vengeance with this Marine Le Pen story.
If I could give her a little bit of advice, I'd say cut your hair a little bit shorter.
It detracts from her obvious deep knowledge of affairs.
Well, she could put a ponytail up and that would be fine.
Yes. I'm just thinking from a television standpoint, you know, it's just, it's like...
Yeah, she is distractingly pretty and the hair doesn't help.
Exactly. I don't Any
judicial system in any European country would launch an investigation into left-wing parties to see if they were doing that, that let's say 80% of them would be found guilty of the same thing, because I used to work in a European parliament and trust me, This is something that I think happens a lot more than they want you to believe.
And, of course, we will never know that because they don't launch investigations into left-wing parties.
Because the whole aim of this is to crush the right-wing in Europe.
Because we're growing too fast.
And so the system, the cabal, needs to come down on us to another way.
And what do they do?
Lawfare. They're banning us.
They're banning our parties.
They're banning politicians from running.
They're convicting us of hate speech and hate crimes.
That's how they do it.
That's the new strategy.
And, you know, like, think about it.
Think about it for a second.
Embezzlement of European funds?
Ursula von der Leyen, the president of the European Commission, is under investigation for corruption because she closed a 35 billion euro deal with the CEO of Pfizer via text message.
And we still don't have those text messages.
But she is the president of the European Commission and Marine Le Pen is not allowed to run as the president of France.
If that is not two-tier politics, I don't know what is.
Well, who's this we she's talking about?
Is she a political member of a party?
She's far-right!
Well, speaking of that, here's a...
I think this is a...
Who is this from?
France Bancatra.
They give a little more detail on this story.
Arriving at the National Rally headquarters, Jardin Bardella was tight-lipped.
Marine Le Pen's protégé took to X to post that French democracy was executed on Monday with the unjust verdict.
As president of the party, Valderrima looks set to become its de facto candidate for the 2027 election after a court barred Le Pen from running for office for five years with immediate effect for embezzlement.
The National Rally and right-wing allies have accused the court of overreach against a candidate whom polls show is among the frontrunners.
The court is stating its political will, not its judicial or legal will, but its political will.
It's the first time in 40 or 50 years that I've seen this written down in black and white, and that's what's absolutely unbelievable.
But political rivals, such as communist Fabien Roussel, posted that justice was justice, and must be the same for everyone, reminding that Le Pen herself regularly called for a firmer justice system.
Jean-Luc Mélenchon and his far-left France Unbowed Party, though, seemed less comfortable with the verdict, emphasizing that they would rather fight the national rally at the ballot box than in court.
Outside of France, Le Pen's far-right allies rallied around her, including Hungary's Viktor Orban, who declared I am Marine in support, and the Netherlands' Geert Verders, who said he still believed in her becoming president.
The Kremlin's spokesperson, Dmitry Peskov, meanwhile accused more and more European capitals of violating democratic norms.
Le Pen has a long history of political and financial support from Moscow.
Of course, of course, you have to throw that in there.
It should have been financed by Putin.
You know, ever since the earthquake in Myanmar, formerly known as Burma, from Burma to Bangkok, which would have been a much better headline, the white Christian nationalist eschatological podcasts have gotten all heated up.
And there is a A growing concern, or a growing suspicion I should say, that the Antichrist might be Emmanuel Macron.
Married to a dude.
Well, it doesn't help his case.
Let's put it that way.
Married to a dude.
The anti-crisis Macron.
I like it.
That's hilarious bullcrap.
By the way, somebody did point out, one of our producers pointed out, there is a giant fault that runs right through Burma.
There is, yes.
He sent us a fault map.
Those are all the big faults.
The giant faults, the little faults, are all over the place.
That wasn't on there.
Let's face it.
The biggest fault is us, brother.
We're the fault.
We are the fault.
Hey, with that, I want to thank you for your courage.
In the morning, to you, the man who put the C in Amcan.
Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only Mr.
John Cena.
I'm Martin Russell, I'm Craig Murray, should see Boots and Rafi the Air, so there's no other names of knights out there.
Yeah, it is.
Hello Trolls, let me count you!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
We're about on track.
1949 is our troll count for today.
So that's pretty good.
Well, it's about the average, just a tad above the average.
And these trolls are listening at TrollRoom.io, the modern podcast apps, podcastapps.com.
Speaking of which, Our conversation about the Podfather Awards has got legs.
People are doing AI, Scaramanga's doing AI videos of us hosting the Podfather Awards.
We've gotten a lot of, not the greatest suggestion, but people are coming in with suggestions.
I've had people already saying, I want tickets, take my money.
There's something here, John.
I'm on it.
All right.
It was a great idea, everybody.
When you hear those words, you know nothing's going to happen.
Exit strategy is far away.
That's not true.
I've been wanting to do this for 10 years, so I'm right on track.
The timing is good.
The timing is perfect.
10 years.
Yes, ever since you were 63. It's unbelievable.
I can't believe we're just about...
I do have a birthday coming up, and there's also a big meet-up in Albany.
Not Albany, but...
Oakland at the at the pizza place for my birthday.
Oh, that's nice.
Invite everybody there.
Oh, that should be on the list for today's meeting.
I think it is.
I think it is.
Of course.
Violetas, violetas.
We run no agenda, value for value, no tariffs, we give you the value, we give it, just send it out to you, you can do whatever you want with it, you can copy the value, you can throw it around, you can make it your own and pretend that you made up all these great things and this great information that we gave you, just you can be really smart at the water cooler at work or in the health club.
Wherever you hang out with people, and when you send value back to us, we do not charge you any tariffs.
Not at all.
We just do one-for-one, value-for-value, time, talent, or treasure, and we...
You okay?
Sound like you fell over.
No, I just rolled my chair over what appeared to be kind of a lump in the rug.
Oh. And it made a thunking sound, which then transferred onto the...
Is Theo looking for his hamster?
Wow, that took a little too long.
A little too long.
We love what our artists do.
The artists, I have to say, are getting better.
I see the artists also using AI more as a tool now, instead of just throwing stuff in there and hoping something great comes out, which usually doesn't.
We have more and more artists who are understanding how to use it, which appears to still be the only thing AI is really good at, is generating stuff, generating images, generating video, generating spam messages.
I was talking to my buddy Dave Jones, And he says, he works in a like a hundred firm CPA firm.
He says, and he does the administration.
He says, this is the worst year ever with phishing attacks from spam.
And AI is really generating a lot of this and it's at scale.
Oh, that's interesting.
It makes sense.
Email is the worst.
I was like, yeah, that's interesting.
So AI can help make email worse, but can't seem to fix it.
Or at least no one has Tried that, the one thing.
Well, that would be a nice product.
That's a product I would be interested in.
So we want to thank our artist for episode 1751.
We titled that Talking Toilet.
And we like this one.
We had some ideas for improvement, but it was the piece by GoFox, and it was the, is this, we call them the Babushka dolls, what do you call them?
Yeah, babushka, the nesting dolls is technically what they are.
So you had a Twitter doll.
Nesting Russian dolls.
Nesting Russian dolls, yes.
Do you have any?
I have a whole collection of them, personally.
I remember having them when I was a kid.
I know we had them.
I bet my sister still has them.
I bought them in Russia.
When I was in Russia, I bought them.
And how many were there?
Because I think we had five that fit in.
I have a niner.
Wow, a niner.
Huge. A niner.
That's what she said.
Dvorak's got a Niner!
It's huge!
It's beautiful.
It was a good piece.
It was the Twitter to X to Grok.
Cute little faces.
We thought it would have been even better if there was a little Elon that could fit inside the Grok, if I recall our conversation.
In all these nesting dolls, there's always one little solid piece.
It's a little dinky thing that always gets lost.
Give one of these things to a kid.
Somehow that little one is gone.
Or the dog's chewing on it.
I mean, it's something.
The little one.
And the little one, a little Biddy Musk would have been perfect.
Yes. Also, the balance of the piece, it could have been shifted to the left a little bit.
Just a tad.
Even I agree.
It's not quite composed perfectly.
And the Kareem Dvorak color of the letters was not great.
Could have been more contrasty or had an outline.
Black outline helps.
But that's just, that's just, I mean, we're just giving you a little minor points.
It was good.
There were other things we looked at.
You liked the Take Our Money, the Canadian, that mad Canadian with cash in his hand.
Yeah, I did like the mad Canadian holding a bunch of cash.
You used the angry baby stomping around.
I liked the angry baby too, yeah.
You liked the angry babies.
You liked the angry baby.
That was Capitalist Agenda.
And Triple J did a deal-no-deal with the Taliban, but we didn't think anyone would really get that one.
No one's gonna get it.
No one's gonna get that.
Triple J also did Alphabet Soup, aha, kind of done.
I think that was it.
Really, that's pretty much it.
The things that we thought were We're good enough.
These are all beautiful.
We appreciate it.
And I think every single one of them gets used in the chapters on the Modern Podcast App.
Give it a try.
PodcastApps.com.
Try out PodVerse.
Try out Podcast Guru.
Try out Fountain.
I don't think you'll be disappointed.
They're really good.
And they use the podcast index, which I might point out, according to a recent survey, is the number one index for all podcasts.
Above Spotify, above Apple, above YouTube.
Number one.
Foam finger number one.
You know why?
Because we don't take stuff out.
It's uncancellable when you're on the podcast index.
This is where you say, hey, that's great.
Congratulations. That's fabulous.
So sincere.
Let's thank our supporters who we like to call our...
Do you have a no agenda plug on that page?
Because that's a lot of people looking at it.
I don't.
I don't.
No. No, I don't.
Wouldn't hurt.
I guess.
I'm sure it wouldn't hurt.
I want to thank the people who sent us treasure in the form of value in the form of treasure.
We thank every single person who sends us money.
$50 or above and in this case, in this particular segment, we thank people who have sent us $200 or more.
And that makes you not only an associate executive producer, which is a credit, is real Hollywood credit, can use it anywhere credits are accepted, including imdb.com.
We will also read your note, or most of it, depending on how long it is.
If you come in with $300 or above, well, bam, you're an executive producer and we will read your note.
And it's always interesting to see that the higher the amount, the shorter the note.
It's some kind of weird voodoo.
It always works that way.
The lower the number, The longer the note.
What do you think that is?
Oh, I see what you're talking about.
Yeah, I know you now you see it.
So we'll have to truncate some of it.
We're going to start off with Brent Walker in Springfield, Oregon.
Who comes in?
Oh, that's a yes for something I didn't see.
Yes for de-douching right off the bat.
You've been de-douched.
And then he says, I'd like a fractal jingle.
Fractal Jingle.
Man, that's...
I have the Fractal Jingle here.
Then he also asked for an Obama You Might Die.
Where's my...
Obama You Might Die.
And I'd like to...
Oh, he's going in for a Commodore ship.
He'd like to be known as Commodore Dubs.
And he says, thank you for your courage!
It's a Fractal Jingle.
You might die.
Have not heard the Fractal Jingle in many years.
Yeah, I agree.
That's a long time.
Thanks, Brant.
Good one.
JLGS LLC in Rockport, Texas.
Sorry for being a douche for the longest time.
Please let me know, let me know Adam, let me know Adam, what the name of the dentist you went to to get that surgery done on your teeth.
My dad has the same problems for years and here in Texas and has been and has been to count, oh I'm sorry, been to countless doctors with no cure.
Also, To all the aviators that work on them, on the teeth, and drive them or own them.
I don't think it's the teeth.
That's what he said.
Look us up.
We are in aircraft parts and tooling sales company down in Rockport, Texas near Corpus Christi.
Plus parts, or I smell pious parts, P-I-U-S.
It's the name of my company.
We have some serious stuff.
Cirrus? What is that?
That's the kind of airplane I fly.
It's the plastic airplane with the parachute, Cirrus.
Oh, those things, okay.
Mostly King Air, a Citation Lear, and Challenger stuff.
Nice. The salty air is really good for these parts down here, so hurry up.
They're not.
He's being cynical.
He's being very cynical.
Saltier is bad.
Mitch Ponsford is my periodontist name.
P-O-N-S-F-O-R-D.
He's in Burney, Texas.
Mitch Ponsford.
Tell him Adam sent you for 10% off your first extraction.
And thank you, J-L-G-S.
Then we have Cervantes in Topsham, Maine.
3-8-0-0-8.
Nice. Nice.
I see you there with your boob.
Quick correction for John, the correct phrase in retail is, the customer is always right in matters of taste.
Yeah, I sent him, this is bullcrap, okay?
Wow. All you have to do is go to the wiki page and they document the whole thing.
It goes way back.
So wiki is true?
Somebody some years ago put this in matters of taste in at the last minute.
And it got around, it got around, uh, virally as bullcrap.
Really? Because people are sending me, I've gotten a lot of, is that?
Go to the wiki page on the customer is always right.
It has a history.
Okay. I mean, how, how, so we can't take wiki as any truth.
Is that what you're saying?
The wiki page documents this and then refers to Snopes who also documents this as bullshit.
I don't know how many times I have to say it.
Hmm. Let me ask Grok.
Grok will probably get it right.
Let me see.
The customer's always right is actually a shortened version of a longer sentiment.
The full idea behind it was more nuanced.
It was popularized in the early 20th century by retailers like Harry Gordon Selfridge, from Selfridges, John Wanamaker, and Marshall Field, who used phrases like the customer's always right in matters of taste.
No. I'm just...
okay, well that's...
That's slop!
Hey, now you're talking my language.
It's slop!
He goes on to say, anyone who's worked with the public will understand that the customer can't always be right in all things because the customer are pricks.
Anyways, this is now my fourth annual birthday donation.
Happy birthday, John!
Please add me, Cervantes, my daughter Ayla, who's turning 18, both on the 5th, and niece Leona, who's turning 7 on the 4th, on the birthday list for this episode.
They're on there.
COVID woke me up, and your relentless deconstruction has been more a constant caffeine drip than That keeps waking me up more and more and more and more, just without the jitters.
Now I need something that's the midpoint between Nazi propaganda and Zionist propaganda, since you guys are just a couple of Zionist boomer shills.
Yeah. Love you guys.
May you never find an exit strategy.
Sir Ventes from Topsom, Maine, and he wants a Rogan donation.
Trump, I'm gonna come and do the climate change.
I'm gonna come.
Due to climate change.
All right.
There you go.
Tracy Sullivan in Fowler, Indiana.
Fowler. Comes in with 350 bucks and she has a note which I can click to.
I have it open, I believe, right here.
Dear John and Adam, it's been a while since our last...
She has very pretty printing in a card.
It's almost like comic.
It's a comic style.
It's been a while since...
Don't you think?
Yeah. It's been a while since our last donation.
We finally got out of Illinois and moved to a much better place.
Arrow pointing to Indiana with a little heart.
We plan on checking out the Indiana.
Yay! Sally Bananas!
Sally Bananas.
I hope the happy puppy on the card gives you good donation karma, Lois.
Smiley face.
Thank you and God bless.
Name's Sally Bananas, Tracy Sullivan, $350.
Thank you, Tracy, and we'll see you on the podium later.
Sir Amzie is in New Rockford, North Dakota, 333.33.
And he says, oh, please credit this donation to my dad, Preston Meyer.
Am I doing that right here?
Yes, Preston Meyer.
Where's that?
It's at the very top of the note.
It's probably not...
Oh, yeah, I can't see because the note's so damn big that it's blocked.
There it is.
Okay, I see it.
You probably can't see that on your cell.
On February 22nd...
No, wait.
On February 22nd, I saw exactly 333 emails in my box.
Lo and behold, the 333th email was a newsletter from No Agenda, which usually end up in my spam folder.
I knew I had to donate!
This is true.
On 1750, Adam said that he isn't part of a religion and that organized religion is, quote, a problem.
I was raised going to various Protestant churches.
My mom is a pastor.
In 2018, I was confirmed a Lutheran.
I have a good amount of experience with Protestantism.
In my experience, there was always something missing with Protestantism, even when reading a verse or passage.
It seemed like Protestants would intentionally miss the main message of a passage to fit their beliefs, depending on the denomination of how liberal-slash-conservative they were.
There are multiple examples of Protestants not taking the words of Jesus literally or explaining them away to mean nothing.
I'm not sure what you're saying here yet, but let's read on.
Two years ago, I met my now wife, who led me to the Catholic Church.
I was confirmed in December.
I found my way to Catholicism through the 2,000-year history of the church.
The evidence of miracles and insights into my own life preached continues to strengthen my faith, along with knowing that Jorge Mario Bergoglio, So is he agreeing with me here?
I'm not sure.
Well, Void Zero is definitely on that bandwagon.
Adam and John, Christians of no agenda, I implore you to look deep into the history of the Church.
Mass of the Ages is a good docuseries for understanding the reasons that people leave the Catholic Church.
I also recommend Michael Knowles.
There are countless conversion stories on YouTube to listen to.
Look up Ann Barnhardt's YouTube channel and the Barnhardt podcast to understand why Jorge Borogoglio is the anti-Pope!
God bless you both.
Thank you for your courage.
I'm praying for you.
Well, thank you, Preston.
I'm not quite sure where you went with the note, but...
I think I brought up anti-Pope once on this show and it got nothing but grief.
Hey, listen, this is a donation note.
It's not you or me, brother.
We're just saying it.
Sir Richard in Burbank, California comes in with the same amount, 3-3-3-3-3.
And he writes a short note.
He's in Hiroshima, actually, Japan.
He's not in Burbank, but that's where he's from.
Is it Hiroshima or Hiroshima?
I think both ways.
I've heard it pronounced Hiroshima and Hiroshima.
Okay. And the Japanese probably went, oh my gosh, yay.
I was shocked, shocked, he says, to discover that I had not donated to Noah Jenner for almost two years.
Wow. Thank you for creating this outstanding product.
Sir Richard of Burbank, North of the Five.
So he just came in with the...
333-333-3333.
And a short note, we appreciate that.
Marty is in Olten in, looks like, Sweden?
I mean, Switzerland?
CH? Switzerland?
Yeah, Switzerland.
Suvitsiland. And Mati said...
Marti, I'm sorry.
It should be Marti.
Let's drop...
Hey, let's drop 333.33 from Marti in Olten, a beautiful town in the midst of the north of Switzerland.
I appreciate the groundwork being laid in the psychological warfare arsenal from the, in this moment, insecurity management to hyperphora and emotive conjugation.
Please, let's extend this list.
Bertrand Russell was quite the guy.
John, direct questions about Minecraft to me!
Adam has my email address.
I annoyed him in recent months with telling him that I've heard John's Bohemian Grove story multiple times on the show.
Why? I don't understand.
Why do people email me about stuff that you do?
Because that's exactly the way the world is supposed to be.
Adam at curry.com for all complaints.
No, no, this is not good.
This is not good.
This is not good.
And he wants this.
He's celebrating his 40th birthday.
I know, but I'm looking for the chant, the donate no agenda.
How does that go again?
It's called donate, I think.
Do you know how many there are of donate?
It was donate.
It was like a chant, wasn't it?
Yeah! Donate to no agenda!
Yeah, how does it end?
I don't remember.
All I remember is it's hypnotic.
It's very hypnotic, but I...
Oh no, I see you thinking, Donate!
Donate! No, there is a different one.
It's a different one.
Anyway... Celebrating 40 revolutions around the sun on 4-8 Gregorian donation chant for jingles.
Maybe it's on the Gregorian chants?
I guarantee that's not what it's called.
No. Donate.
Well, you're just gonna get a different donate.
I can't help you.
I'll give you the donate, Johns.
Sorry. You've got...
Donate! Donate!
Yeah, that's Gregorian.
No, that's not the one.
Karma. Donate to a no agenda.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
If I knew the rest of the...
Yeah, you can sing it yourself, but you can't.
So, Chap Williams is up.
He's in Edmond, Oklahoma.
And this is the best one.
This came in as a check.
333-33.
There's no note, no nothing.
So, he gets to double up karma.
You've got...
Karma. Are you mad?
Are you mad today?
I'm angry.
Are you really?
You seem a little bit on edge.
No. It's just the EQ.
Callipygist Colin!
He's in Willow Spring, North Carolina, 331.25, and this donation is in honor of the birth of their newest human resource, sweet baby girl Chloe Susanna.
Born on 3-31-25, hence the donation.
Please add her to the birthday list and to all the other slaves of Gitmo Nation who are of child-bearing age.
We made another baby, now the ball is in your half-court.
See, there's someone who listens and knows how it works.
Yeah, that's for sure.
No jingles, no karma, thanks for what you do, says Calipigious Colin in Dub Spring, North Carolina.
Thank you.
Is that a guy?
Calipigious Colin?
I would think so.
I don't know why you would use that phrase as a descriptor.
Sir Tim in Louisville, Texas.
28743. 273 donation plus fees for the old man's birthday.
Listen to these boomers and check your recurring donations.
This is his note to the public out there.
In other words, listen to the boomers.
That would include me and it would include Adam.
He says, mine were cut off, by the way.
His recurring donation was cut off months ago, and the guilt is eating me alive!
Sir Tim of the Tarrant Swamplands.
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I've been sitting on this note, this donation and note since February, waiting to close on House and then just being a tightwad douchebag, so some of this refers to old but still highly relevant news.
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What does he do?
When they were living in Ecuador, they climbed up a mountain to get service to download the episode.
Oh, wow.
That's dedication right there.
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We appreciate it.
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That's the lead, as they would call it.
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Now, this is interesting.
I went looking for Don't Be So Flippant.
Do you know that that never was a jingle?
Don't Be So Flippant?
I never heard it as a jingle.
No, but I clipped it just for him because, you know, the long note and I knew we weren't going to read it.
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Yeah, that's really not OK.
I mean, you need a better spreadsheet.
Mark? No, I don't.
You like reading long notes, and you're a better reader than I am by a lot.
You're a good reader.
You're very talented in that regard.
So I always will defer the long notes to you.
The lottery will get you everywhere.
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You can blow it up.
He's in Glendale, California, $200 long-time listener, almost every episode for the past four years, and douchebag here.
In the spirit of Value for Value, though, I did leave a shout-out to KnowAgenda on my company's website for nearly all of 2024, garnering a few hundred thousand impressions.
Well, that's good.
Frankly, I would have donated, but I'm a very broke entrepreneur, pouring the past two years of pretty much everything I have into building a new kind of dating app, which finally launches the day this episode airs.
And now, at last, I'll have an excuse to start donating properly.
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And I'm pretty proud of it.
With help from David Nair, an author of SPSS and core contributor to Cluster Analysis, Oh, they've done something AI-y.
Cluster analysis.
We're hoping there's some cluster effing going on.
Yeah, exactly.
We built a data-driven dating platform that matches people based on interests, personalities, and lifestyles.
Basically, it's a smart data-driven matchmaker designed to connect people authentically and meaningfully, even to no-agenda listeners.
This sounds a lot like the plot to Bridget Jones' diary.
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I know you guys aren't totally sold on AI, correct?
But this will be a good test because there's a lot of incels in the No Agenda community, as I received a lot of notes, and this is better work.
I got a lot of notes.
From incels?
Yes. After my incel presentation of the last show?
Yes, in fact I have a series of clips if we have time.
Black pills.
I know you guys aren't totally sold on AI, but I think it's probably good we teach it how to bring people together to balance out the tearing people limb from limb.
Plus, if we can do it while repopulating the Earth again, it seems like a worthwhile endeavor.
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How dare you be so flippant, man?
Shut up.
Sleep. So, Insults.
Evan, ask Adam.
Oh, you do?
I wasn't prepared for an Ask Adam.
You can play a quick jingle?
Yeah, I should have.
If you can't find it, that's okay.
I used to have these kind of at the ready, but I don't know what happened.
Yeah, what happened?
I don't know what happened.
Something happened.
For some reason...
It's... Okay, here we go.
There we go.
Ask the question.
Go. Okay.
There we go.
That one.
Ask Adam McClip.
It is significantly scaling back government-run child care services.
WAMU's Jackson Sinnenberg has the story.
Up until this month, the GSA ran an office of child care services that oversaw a network of 82 government-run services across the U.S., including Puerto Rico.
Some are housed in federal office buildings, especially those in D.C. Others are independent businesses supported by the government that give preferential admission to the children of federal workers.
Those child care centers will now face closure or significantly higher operating costs.
Okay. What was the question?
The question will be...
If they're having their money taken away, why is there going to be significantly higher operating costs?
That's what he said.
Yeah, it makes no sense.
They're having their money taken away.
Where was that from?
That's very interesting.
It was from WAMU in Washington, D.C. It's a local PBS station.
Ah, well that explains it.
But I just, what?
This is like the same thing where they say, oh, you know, You're taking a billion dollars away from the Park Service.
Do you realize that that $1 billion generates $55 billion in revenue?
What, you get $55 billion in revenue?
Why don't you recycle some of it?
I mean, we hear these illogic complaints constantly.
Well, that's what the media does.
I mean, they just...
They just take the press release and read it.
I don't think they're doing any work anymore.
No, I think they've stopped doing work some time back.
So, I have a series of clips.
Do we have time?
I'm wondering if I should keep it for Sunday.
Maybe I'll keep this for Sunday.
Well, what series is the clip about?
Well, Morning Joe.
So, it was in relation to the Incel's Black Pill.
And I did get a number of very interesting notes from one of our producers, who is an incel, and he explains why.
I got notes from teachers saying, yes, you know, we try to do ballroom dance class to get boys and girls comfortable with each other, and it is ballroom dance.
Which we try to do is different than forcing it.
Yes, correct.
No, he says forcing.
I think he actually mentioned forcing.
At what age?
He is a, uh, didn't say, just teacher.
It makes a difference.
When you're forced to dance with a girl in the second grade, first, second, and third grade, it has a different impact on you than eighth grade.
We got a note from Matt saying we used to have junior assembly.
Junior assembly.
That's something similar.
Then he says, now we're raising a young man here.
He has a good head on his shoulders thanks to his mom, but the battle is real.
And every day it's, the battle is real.
And so, and I can keep these for Sunday if you want, but Morning Joe, Morning Joe had a piece on how Gen Z men are more religious than Gen Z women.
And that this is, there's a trend here.
A trend of young men discovering Christianity.
And I thought it was interesting because it was on Morning Joe, if I can say that enough.
Yeah, you said it again.
Would you like to hear this report?
Well, I think so.
Because you've played some Christian clips, some white Christian nationalist clips in the past two shows, so I figure I would reciprocate.
None that I can recall, but sure.
Yes, you did.
What do you mean?
Yes. I like the way your voice changed there.
That was good.
Remarkable shift happening.
Remarkable shift happening.
Remarkable shift!
Jesus is trending!
American public life.
Ever since the baby boomer generation, surveys have shown women are more religious than men, but not anymore.
UGH! Two new surveys.
Is she the new anchor?
There's a new anchor at NBC Daily?
I don't watch the...
and what it means even politically, Morgan.
Mika, great question.
It has a lot of political implications, especially if you sort of look down in the decades to come.
But it's a trend that America's religious leaders have been paying attention to.
But it's also something that a growing number of political groups are tracking since this shift toward religion is happening at the very same time.
There were also, say, more young men lean conservative on a number of social issues.
It's a shift that has huge implications.
as we mentioned, for the future of both parties.
Ah, huge implication.
This is a bullcrap story that's designed to explain away the fact that younger Gen Z men are voting Republican and they're eschewing the Democrats and their stupidities and coming in conservative and there's a big stink about it.
So now what they're doing here is they're blaming it on this Those horrible Christians.
Have you seen this report?
No, I'm just telling you that's what I believe is going on.
Well, let's have a listen.
20-year-old Owen Girard has changed.
I was on the steps of the Florida State Capitol, you know, advocating for climate activism, the Green New Deal, all that stuff.
A lot.
And then now?
And I'm a staunch conservative.
A conservative voter.
And a conservative Christian.
What changed?
Oh! Wait a minute, he was all in on our team!
He switched teams!
An example, this would be MSNBC's gambit of association.
They use this trick.
So there's something going on that we don't like.
And we know that our audience hates Christians.
They're a bunch of atheists.
So we're going to make the associations and do the linkage that doesn't exist.
It exists with one guy or this guy or that guy, but whatever it is, we're going to generalize from that and make everybody look like a bunch of boneheads.
All young men are Christians, John.
Are you kidding me?
They're all Republicans.
Well, really, it was the faith journey that really fundamentally transformed my political views.
For the first time in modern American history, more young men than women are claiming religious affiliation, a gender gap of 7%, while men under 30 who lean Republican have also outpaced Democrats for the first time in more than a decade.
You get a line with other men that are like, hey, I actually have the same views as you, and it's like, it's okay to have that view.
Here at the Faith Forward Pastor Summit in Gainesville, Georgia, hosted by an arm of the conservative activist group Turning Point USA, the call from young conservative men.
We're called to be biblical and we're called to be political.
I want to make Christians look crazy.
Get one of those guys.
We're called to be man and we're called to be political.
We're called to be biblical and political.
That's exactly what's going on here.
This is a propaganda piece.
It's great.
We're called to be political.
It's finding a bigger audience than ever before.
I had a burning desire in my heart, a heavenly desire, that wasn't being filled by anything of this world.
And so they bring in one of these groups, and they're the promise keepers.
Here we are.
What kind of man are you?
I think it's very intentional.
And I think the messaging from the administration was very intentional.
Ah, you see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, see?
The president determines culture.
Yeah, it was to win those kind of people.
Who? You know, the young people, the men who want to be men.
If you fear culture, then you don't fear God.
Men who want to, or can be convinced to, return to what he calls traditional values.
What we're seeing in this erosion where now anyone can be a family, you know?
Two men can be a family and they can adopt kids.
They hate gays!
Which I think is problematic.
Two women can be a family, they can adopt kids.
Marriage doesn't mean anything anymore.
What threat is that to you, if those two men love each other?
Because you can point statistically to our society being eroded from within because Two men automatically create an unstable household because that is not God's design for a family.
And you think that hurts America?
Absolutely. Which extends to policy issues that he believes are fundamentally against God.
Oh yeah.
Now we're getting into the nitty-gritty.
I mean, you're absolutely right.
I think it backfires what they're trying to do here.
Let's hit wokeness.
When we talk about the intertwining of faith and politics, a lot of the messaging here is about eradicating wokeness.
Yeah. What does that mean?
Well, I think wokeness, you know, is really anything that comes against God's design.
It's this progressive mentality.
Oh, please.
Wokeness is like DEI.
Wokeness is...
Anything that's against God.
Yes. 100%.
How so?
Well, I mean, it is everything it claims to be against.
You know, DEI is discriminatory.
It is racist.
DEI says, what's your skin color and who do you sleep with?
You're getting to the front of the line.
Can I push back on that?
Please. My interpretation of DEI and affirmative action is essentially saying, not that you must promote me, Because I'm black.
But you are not allowed to discriminate against me.
But that's already a part of our constitution and already a part of our laws.
DEI has been used to push people to the front of the line who don't belong there.
If someone calls some point and says that's a DEI hire.
I think that's wrong too.
Do you think they're pointing at you or you think they're pointing at me?
I don't know.
I'll tell you what, though.
I think it's wrong to make a snap judgment.
Like, that is not godly.
Because it assumes that the only people who can have good things are straight white men.
Exactly. And that's a problem.
I'm excited.
You have your Bible?
Hold on a second.
First of all, what kind of reporter gets into an argument?
Can I push back on that, please?
With someone they're interviewing.
I mean, they're supposed to be hearing the point of view and then maybe finding somebody else with a different point of view.
You do all this kind of thing.
You're supposed to be fairly neutral.
But then to get into an argument as though you're the contradiction to whatever this guy's saying.
It is.
But it's what they're pushing today.
You gotta do that.
You gotta do that.
We're gonna go back to the studio now.
Let's talk about the politics of all this.
Obviously, we were just talking to the head of the DNC about what happened in November, why Democrats may have lost.
Men, central to that.
I'm not just talking about white men, I'm talking about men, young men in particular.
So, what are the political implications of that report you just showed us?
I'm actually glad that you said not just white men, because this coalition that is bubbling up is actually becoming more inclusive racially, which has been a little bit surprising, frankly, to watch in the data.
But what economists say is that if you actually look, if women are leaving the church, where are these far-right men going to meet these women?
If you're not meeting at the church, you're not meeting at the bar, but they're saying So I found this to be an interesting stretch.
It's like, if you join the church, you're actually going to become an incel because there's no women there.
No women in the church!
That'll be the day, by the way.
Right? And so now they bring in two fun terms.
I always use the term sparkle clergy or rainbow church, but they have new ones.
I'm reading a lot about women not getting married, opting not to get married, not finding a partner.
I'm curious, these young men, are they going to the church?
First, and then finding the conservative political messaging, or are they seeking it out?
And they're being indoctrinated?
And finding it in churches.
It's a great question, sort of like...
Go, yell, yell.
Another great question!
Like the chicken or the egg, and the answer is both.
And what surprised me is that the pastors we spoke to said that the more strident their message is against the mainstream.
We already know that basically two-thirds of the country believes that same-sex marriage is okay, abortion is okay.
I love Gummy Bear Jesus.
Bread with us and have food at the table.
But don't think we're changing the menu.
The menu was set millennia ago.
Yes, and then the final clip is about the loneliness and regression.
You know, it to me, as we were having the same conversation around the loneliness epidemic of men, young men especially, it sounds like that the church is a place where people are finding community.
And that community potentially could be, I don't, I mean, the only term I can think of is radicalizing them around this particular...
There you go!
There you go!
Radicalize them!
...
ideology as it relates to the nuclear family and Yeah, look, I think they are saying it's a place that they can find community, but it's what that community looks like now.
And they're saying they want to revert back Yes.
I didn't hear anyone say they don't want to see progress.
Or does it need to be regressive?
From her lesbian friends.
Yeah, exactly.
They don't want to see progress.
So the question is, is traditional even enough?
Or does it need to be regressive community?
And the opposite side of it is you look at a lot of these progression processes.
Progressive Christians who say, look, if you're denying someone inclusion in your church because of DEI or some such thing, are you reflecting the fact that God created us all in his image?
It's interesting.
No one said they reject anyone.
Because if he created us in his image, he created all of us and all of our multiplicities.
So it's a, it's an interesting conversation.
Remarkable piece and remarkable conversation.
Oh, remarkable my ass.
Remarkable, my ass.
Yeah, they don't know what to do with it.
Well, they do, actually.
Like, oh, just make it Trump.
It's Trump.
Well, that brings us to the last two TikTok clips.
Oh, I'm so happy.
Let's go with the TikTok clips.
Let's start with Kathy.
Kathy it is.
I just had dinner with a friend that works for Catholic charities of Dallas, Texas.
Okay? Stick with me here.
This is going to disturb all of you.
They just got a letter from the tip-top of the people in Washington telling them that they would not get money to help their charitable organization feed people if they did not give up all of the names, addresses, and information Of all of the El Salvadorian...
El Salvadorian...
I can't even do it.
I can't even talk about it because it makes me want to cry.
She said she is so torn, but it came down from up above, that they have to give them up.
They have to give up all of their information if they want the money to help everyone.
How is this what we are living in?
How is this what is happening?
I can't.
I'm laughing earlier today, but I'm finishing out the day fucking crying.
Over-socialized and under-educated.
They want to get a hold of the MS-13 people and they won't be able to feed them.
But the Catholic Charities that she's talking about is an immigrant resettlement organization.
Yeah, it's a scam.
It's a scam, yeah.
And I like how there's a subtext there.
It's coming from up above, like God is doing it.
Well, we know what he's talking about.
He's coming from Trump.
Yeah, sometimes.
Come on.
Not God.
And here we have our Wisconsin nut.
Elon? With the cheese on his head?
No, another one.
Hey there.
So, Elon Musk is getting charged with a possible felony in the state of Wisconsin for bribery charges.
And if he comes to the state of Wisconsin, he will be arrested.
Also, Mike Johnson was just arrested.
It's coming unraveled, guys.
It's coming unraveled.
I said that I thought eventually Elon Musk was leaving.
And wasn't sure if he was being deported, but it seemed like it.
Just thought I would let you guys know.
Blessings to you, make it a great day, and I am one more day proud to be from the state of Wisconsin.
Alright, well, I have to say, this is no nuttier than Hillary Clinton is already at Gitmo, and I'll admit, quantum dots, quantum dots on the ballots, and the grid is going down, oh man.
Social media is ruining...
Mike Johnson's already been arrested.
And Elon, if he shows up in Wisconsin, we saw him in Wisconsin, is going to be arrested if he shows up.
It's unbelievable.
This is worse than anything.
I'm gonna show my school by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
Still on the way, we have three dynamite brand new end of show mixes you will not want to miss.
We have tips of the day, because I also have a tip of the day today, which I'm excited to share.
It's not always John, sometimes it's also me.
And we have meetups galore, so if John will hop to it, we've got a nice list of well wishes for your 73rd birthday.
And by the way, John, in advance, happy birthday.
Well, thank you very much.
And we're going to start off with some people that helped us here and starting with Joan.
Joan Gasperoni in Isle of Palms, South Carolina, 133.
Hacon Andreessen.
Hacon? What do you think?
I don't know.
Hacon. 10535.
That's a birthday donation for his niece, Tilda, who turned two.
Geek Rowling in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, 10101.
Matthew Toy in Carnegie, Pennsylvania.
100. And he's donating for all the free entertainment.
Curtis Thomas.
100. He's from Parts Unknown.
He has a long note about how great we are.
Thank you very much.
Great. We appreciate that.
Baron Latican in Houston, Texas.
100. John Robineau.
100. Kellen Prince in Hollywood, Florida, 100.
Sir F.A.N.
Beck in Vista, California, 100.
Then we got to Kevin McLaughlin, 8008.
He's the Archduke of Luna, lover of America, lover of boobs, conquered North Carolina.
Baron, and now we have birthday, these are all Happy Birthday John donations I'm gonna skip.
I don't know why we don't have cities in most of these because It comes right off the spreadsheets.
This happens with PayPal once in a while.
I don't know what causes it, but we're going to thank everyone in order.
Starting with Baron Victor and then Dame Flying Fish.
They both wish me a happy birthday.
Arad Darian, William Bullock, Marjorie Santelli, James Borders, Also, it mentions four more years.
There's Kevin McLaughlin again.
75, 68. He's the Archduke of Luna.
Thank you, Kevin.
Patricia Kamak.
K-M-A-C-K.
What a great name.
Kamak. Irma and Anita.
And they're in Holland.
Irma and Anita.
And they say happy birthday from Irma and Anita.
Love the show.
Thanks. We found out about before COVID hit.
We found out at the right time.
That's right.
David Schwendinger, followed by Dave Schwannbeck.
Schwendinger and Schwannbeck.
Schwendinger and Schwannbeck.
And then Devin O'Connell.
And he has a birthday himself on the 9th.
Paolo, Paolo, Paolo, Paolo, Paolo, Paolo.
Porco? Porco?
Porso? Porco?
I'm not sure.
Sir Phenom?
Ryan Zukowski?
Brendan Blemmer?
Baronetess Ellen?
Uh, she says she does have a...
She's in Montgomery, Alabama.
That did come through.
Wow, 73 revolutions, JCD.
No wonder you're so grouchy.
Loves your...
But then she says love your insight.
No, no.
Baroness Ellen wants house-buying karma.
Oh. It's David Sousa who says, uh...
No one...
Wait, where is the...
I'm sorry.
Brendan Flemmer said she loves my insight.
Brendan Flemmer was a grouch.
Brendan Flemmer, she's the one that's...
Or he.
Brendan. Brendan's a he.
Yes. And he said that...
And he's the one...
Okay, Baronette Tess Ellen in Montgomery, Alabama.
That's... You're right.
That's different.
Uh... She needs some house-buying karma.
We'll give you that at the end.
David Sousa in Turlock, California.
Suza. Baron anonymous cop.
David Suza says he donated $133 last year for the first time was never deduced.
You've been deduced.
By the way, what an opportunity.
This is your ham radio birthday.
This is your 73. It's your ham birthday.
Oh, well that's...
I'll make a note of that in the next newsletter.
73's everybody!
Well, you got to item 49 and you finally, it dawned on you, great.
That didn't dawn on me, so you got me beat.
Just realized.
This is the way we do it.
Yeah. Baron, oh, we missed out on that idea.
Baron Anonymous Kopp, our buddy there, he's 73 bucks, he's on the peninsula.
Joshua Collins, Sir David French, Baron of Bits, Bites and Bourbon.
Sir Dan in Canton, Georgia.
Dame Rita.
There she is.
She's in Sparks, Nevada.
What? Or Texas.
Wait. You crapped out for a moment.
Dame Rita and Tony Helps?
Yes. Yes.
Dame Rita's in Nevada.
Nevada. And Tony Helps is in Texas.
Fort Worth.
Where all the money is.
Joe Drake in Ferndown, UK.
Consider this interesting.
This is a show multiplier.
But it's $70.
This has got nothing to do with anything.
My birthday, that was all the birthday hellos.
There's 30 of them.
Thank you very much.
Joe Drake wanted to de-douche.
You've been de-douched.
Onward with Ethan Moss in Roanoke, Texas.
Chad Hewitt in Folsom, California.
Oh, you know what it is?
What? That's interesting.
I'll tell you after the show.
Les Tarkowski in Kingman, Arizona.
Chad Hewitt in Folsom, California.
Ethan Moss, I said that in Roanoke, Texas, going backwards.
Brian Furley, I said that, 55.10 for him.
Dame Tracy and Sir Cain Brake in St. George, Louisiana, 55.10.
Harry Mattson in Ventura, 54.20.
Heather Harper.
In Lubbock, 5333.
John Bassano in Madison, Alabama, 5272.
Jennifer Williams in Davy Crockett.
National Park, is that what that is, Texas?
I thought that was the Alamo.
National Forest, National Forest.
National Forest, okay, 5272.
James Burroughs in Landrum, South Carolina.
FEMA Region 4.
He needs to be de-douching.
De-douching. You've been de-douching.
Also, house buying karma at the end for you.
And now we go to the $50 donors, name and location.
Scott McCarty in Lodi, Jordan Tierney in Oro, South Dakota, Tony Lang in Castle Pines, Colorado, Foster Birch in New York City, Matt Frazee in St. John's, Florida, Daniel Laboe in Bath, Michigan, Rebecca H-A-U-G-H, which is ha, I think.
Ha, ha, ha!
In Memphis, Tennessee.
James Sharametta, we haven't heard from him for a while.
He's in Nappanock, New York.
Leslie Walker in Roseburg, Oregon.
She says, I wish I could give more each month.
You're a huge part of my life.
You give accurate information so we can function in these crazy times.
Yes. Carlos Estrada in Spring, Texas and Aichi Kitagawa in San Francisco.
These are the people that helped us produce and get show 1752 off the ground.
I want to thank each and every one of them.
Very good group.
How's buying karma for two people here?
You've got Karma.
And thank you all so much.
We do not mention people under $50 so that there's a spot where you can always be anonymous.
However, a reminder once again, we do have those recurring donations and they help a lot.
You can set them up any amount, any frequency by going to noagendadonations.com.
And again, thank you to our executive and associate executive producers who helped us produce episode 1752.
It's a hot coffee.
Haakon Andriessen wishes his niece Tilda a very happy birthday.
Now, she celebrated her second birthday on March 24th.
Calopagis Collin, happy birthday to their newest human resource, Chloe Susanna.
Happy birth, he says, born March 21st, 2025.
Jules Wicker turns 44 today.
Happy birthday, Jules.
John is turn...
Oh, John, that's you!
You turn 73 on April 5th.
That'll be...
What is that?
Saturday. Happy birthday, John.
Cervantes wishes his niece Leona a very happy birthday.
Turn seven tomorrow.
Cervantes shares your birthday, John, on April 5th.
Cervantes also wishes his daughter Ayla...
It's a popular day.
Marty turns 40 on the 8th and Devin O'Connell celebrates on the 9th.
We say happy birthday to all of these birthday boys and girls from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
We have two Commodores to welcome into the Commodore ship, which includes a very handsome certificate that you can hang on the wall.
It's really quite a nice piece of work.
You can see it and find out more at noagenderings.com.
Check out the Commodore tab.
So, we would like to congratulate Commodore Dubs and Commodore JLGS LLC.
Both of you, Commodores of No Agenda.
Commodores arriving.
And go to NoAgendaRings.com.
Give us an address.
We'll be sure to take care of you.
Then we have a dame.
One dame with a cool name.
A dame with a cool name.
Got a blade here.
Blade. I got the dame blade.
The dame blade.
Oh, beautiful.
Yes, Tracy Sullivan!
Step on up, Tracy!
Thanks to your support of the No Agenda Show and the amount of $1,000 or more, anybody can do it!
Even people on the Knight or Dame layaway can become a Knight or a Dame, and you are there!
And I hereby am very proud to pronounce KB as Dame Sally Bananas!
For you, we've got some Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay.
That may be more for you.
We also have Harlots and Howl Doll, Redheads and Rise.
We've got Rubinettes, Women in Rose, Gayson and Sake, Vodka, Vanilla, Bon Gets, and Bourbon, Sparkling Cider, and Escorts.
We've got Breast Milk and Pablum, Ginger Ale and Gerbils, or always the Mutton and the Mead.
And you, Dame Sally Bananas, can go to noagenderings.com.
There is your ring waiting for you.
We need to have your ring sized.
Just use the handy ring sizing guide and send that to us, along with a place we can send your ring.
It's a Cignet ring, so you also get some wax.
With that, you can imprint Your ITM logo and hit them in the mouth in Latin on your important correspondence and as always it also comes with a certificate of authenticity.
Thank you for supporting the show.
Value for value, noagendadonations.com.
Anybody can support us in some small way.
You can also do that recurring donation, noagendadonations.com.
Noagendad meetups.
We love.
We love the meet-ups.
We love the meet-up reports.
There's going to be a cool meet-up.
Actually, there's a couple of cool meet-ups on John's birthday.
But first, we have a report from a very small meet-up, but that doesn't matter.
report is a report from the Not For Fools Meetup in Knoxville.
In the morning No Agenda Nation, this is Commodore Baron Bones checking in from Barley's at the Knoxville Meetup.
Only two people showed up.
Me and someone else.
We'll hand off the microphone here in just a moment.
Next time, we'll do a better job of announcing this.
Hey, could you get me a jingle that says, hey, is Adam Currie in the No Agenda Make sure all of you Knoxville producers can make it out.
Kind of a lonely night.
It's a Tuesday night.
I'm a disco jockey.
That's right.
Gotta do it on a school night because I'm busy on the weekends.
In the morning.
Adam, John, I want to thank you for your courage.
This is Commodore Hogfather coming to you live from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Wow, two Commodores and they didn't have anybody else.
You people missed out on Knoxville.
And of course you could have had your server in there.
Add your servers in your meetup reports.
They love it.
The establishments love it.
And it's fun to listen to.
There's a meetup taking place right now, the Knowage in the New York City meetup at the Perfect Pint West in New York City.
If you're in New York, go hang out with them.
Also, the Northern Wake Public Slave Gathering starts in about an hour from now, Hoppy Endings in Raleigh, North Carolina.
On Saturday, in Japan, Osaka, Japan, Sir Bill of Osaka has organized the Osaka Castle Cherry Blossom Viewing and Amygdala Shrinking meetup at 1.33 Japan time.
And there it is, the Northern Silicon Valley He loves it.
That's it for our meetups.
Many more on the list.
You can find them all at noagentameetups.com.
You can search by list, search by area, and thank you all for the producers who organize these.
They are producer organized, but it's a great way to get some protection because that's what you get with that connection.
They are your first responders in an emergency.
Noagentameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, I recommend you start one yourself.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you won't be, triggered or held lame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
There's no other reason to use it.
Here's my real ISO.
I call him a spook.
That's all I got, and I'm sure yours are much better.
You could have done better.
No, I'm not even trying.
I'm not even trying.
Well, I'm gonna stop doing these if you stop trying.
You have a lozenge in your mouth.
Yeah, I'm chewing on it now to get rid of it.
Okay, let's start with the ISO.
This is better.
Wow, that was better than a dirty Sanchez.
How can I compete?
I can't compete.
And what?
You have a dirty mind, John C. Dvorak.
73 and still going strong with this dirty mind.
That was a good one.
What's the next?
This is fine.
Dadgummit. Another fine presentation.
No, that doesn't beat the Dirty Sanchez.
Yeah, but you can't use it.
Try this one.
The last one's still good.
Mmm, that was so good.
Wow, that was better than a Dirty Sanchez.
That's the one, man.
That's the one.
That's a winner.
There's no two ways about it.
Hey, it is time now for John's Illustrious Tip of the Day!
Great advice for you and me.
Just a tip with JCB.
Yeah, do yours first and then I'll follow up.
We were talking about toilet seats.
We have talked about toilet seats quite a bit on this show as it turns out.
We shouldn't.
Well, there is a toilet seat that is an electronic bidet toilet seat.
It does the full The full wash, the full everything you want.
It has the heated seat and it doesn't look dorky.
It actually looks pretty cool.
It is the Washlet C5 Round Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat.
But it's not like some dorky, you know, it looks like a normal seat.
It has a remote control.
Yeah, that's what it's supposed to look like.
It has a remote control and you can control the sprayer.
It has a remote control so somebody can walk by while you're in the pot and next thing you know you're soaked.
Well, you should keep the remote control in the bathroom.
Well, why does it need to be remote then?
You're right there.
Well, because otherwise you have like a huge handle sticking out of the seat, and that's what makes it look dumb.
Looks like a geriatric device.
Okay, so there's a bunch of these.
There's the Toto, there's the Washlet C5.
Yeah, that's it.
The Toto.
The Toto is 350 bucks from Amazon, but the Washlet C5, which looks like the exact same thing in Chinese version.
Yeah. From AliExpress's $2.77.
Yeah, but you're forgetting to include the 54% tariff.
Well, now's the time before the tariff goes into play.
Get your toilet seat quick, everybody!
Meanwhile, Walmart has the same seat for $4.93.
$4.93?
Well, this is good.
So there's different places you can get it.
So this is an example of Amazon actually having cheaper than Walmart, which is not usually the case.
Interesting. And you can get it in two days from Prime.
It's kind of pricey still.
I know, but I'm considering this.
Why did you get the one from China then?
Same exact product.
If there's anything you use every single day, like shoes, You know, mattress.
You know, I use our toilet every day.
I am definitely considering it.
You don't think this one is from Amazon's Not the China one?
It's the same one.
I didn't say it wasn't.
I'm just talking about the model.
I'm just saying this is what you want.
It looks sleek, it looks modern, and it does the deed.
It's a good-looking product.
It's a good-looking product.
All right.
You are in a grouchy mood.
Argh! All right, well I got something that's offbeat.
Okay. Although we can just stay with that one tip.
We don't need two.
I want your tip.
This is something JC turned me on to.
Mm-hmm.
And so I got one and I checked it out.
It's kind of cool to have.
I think it's important to have one in around the house.
A Geiger counter!
I have a Geiger counter!
Do you have the little handheld ones about the size of a cell phone?
No, I have a World War II Geiger counter, one of those yellow boxes.
Yeah, I had one of those.
They're too big and clunky.
Yeah, they're very clunky.
This is a modern Geiger counter.
Of course, it's made in China.
And GQ Electronics, it actually says Seattle.
It says Seattle, Washington on it when it opens, but it's Chinese.
Give me a break.
And it's the GQE GMC 800.
You can get that.
But there's other ones that are similar.
They're all under $100.
And they have a little sensor on the side of the Geiger tube.
At least a modern version, I guess, if somebody's miniaturized it.
And I think it's handy to have.
And I had checked it out.
I have a uranium rock.
Amongst my collection.
Of course you do!
Doesn't everybody have a uranium rock laying around?
Next to the cheddar cheese hat?
It's sealed in a lead thing.
And I checked it, yup, it could see the uranium.
And so it works.
It's funny because I'm actually slightly radioactive.
Wow. Seems like humans.
I mean the background on this, the background is around 8. Or just no radiation at all, and then when you're hanging it around a person, it'll go up to 10. Now if you hit the uranium, it skyrockets.
Have you tried a banana?
Not yet, not to mention, I should try a banana.
What other things, I mean, what is the actual usefulness of a Geiger counter around the house?
To check your water supply, maybe to check to see if there's somebody serving you tea.
You might want to make sure that it's not laced with plutonium to try to kill you.
That's one good use.
Is this a portable device that you can take with you?
Yeah, it's the size of a cell phone.
It's very small.
Oh, you can take it with you to the Russian tea room where they might try something?
You could take it to the Russian tea room and then you could pull it out.
You could also take it to the fish market to make sure you're not getting radioactive salmon.
These are all, this is tips within tips.
Yeah, there's a lot of potential uses.
So I just think everyone should have a Geiger counter.
Come on, it's 2025.
Yeah, that's right, everybody.
Get your Geiger counter.
Find out more at tipoftheday.net, noagendafund.com.
Great advice for you and me, just a tip with JCB.
Wow. Wow, wow, wow.
That's why people stick the whole show out, John, just to hear stuff like that.
It is 2025.
Everybody should have a Geiger counter.
I cannot disagree.
Cannot disagree.
Particularly at the Russian Tea Room.
It's very important.
Let's see, we have...
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End of show mixes, we have new ones.
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Steve Jones of the Jones Brothers Syndicate is back, and James Boss!
All wonderful end of show mixes.
And we'll be back on Sunday.
You will, of course, enjoy the media deconstruction, the news rip-apartage, and I will be coming to you then again from the heart of the Texas Hill Country in FEMA Region No.
6. In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
See you guys at the Violetta Pizzeria in Oakland next Saturday.
Happy birthday, John.
Until Sunday, adios, mofos, a hooey, hooey, and such.
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I'm not buying.
I'm not buying.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
I am, as you would say, not buying it.
Yeah, I saw the fly.
I'm not buying it.
Do you buy that?
Do you buy that?
I mean, I'm not quite sure why people do that.
I'm not buying it because...
I'm just not buying it.
I don't buy that.
I'm not buying that.
I know what you're doing.
Yeah, but I'm not...
You're not buying it?
I didn't say that.
Oh, I came so close.
Shut up, Sleigh!
Thank you for holding us down.
Five years, we are a toddler.
And we out in these streets, in this world, and we are not going to stop.
When you are in the midst of a crisis, and specifically a crisis of democracy, how do you resist?
When fascism isn't just coming, it's already here.
We are going to talk about what people are And last but not least!
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