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	The dog ate the pills.
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, March 2nd, 2025. This is your award-winning Gilmore Nation Media assassination episode 1743. This is No Agenda.
	Wearing our nice suits and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number six.
	Eight in the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley where everyone's asking, do you have Oscar fever?
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	I'd almost forgotten about the Oscars.
	It's tonight!
	That's right.
	Forgot about it.
	I'm sure there will be an extended dead segment for Gene Hackman, who, as you know, was killed because he was about to expose the Epstein files.
	I know.
	That actually came up?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, it's pathetic.
	Is it thesis?
	Oh, yeah.
	No, better.
	He even put it on X. Yes, he put it on X. He said, I'm going to expose the Epstein files.
	Of course, the font looked a little wonky, but that just may be me.
	You know that guy...
	Fake tweets are the best.
	You know that guy, who is he?
	He's a British guy.
	He's kind of like a Stu Peters type dude.
	And he did a 20-minute ex-post on it.
	Oh, yes, this is what happened.
	That guy, I hope he gets paid.
	The Stu Peters guy?
	No, it's not the Stu Peters guy.
	It's some other dude.
	Come on, go room.
	You can help Adam here.
	He's thinking of someone.
	You must know who it is.
	I can't remember who the guy is.
	I don't know who the guy you're talking about.
	Pierce Morgan?
	People have sent you links from this guy and you're always like, don't you ever dare send us that again!
	Oh, that guy who's always talking sideways to the camera?
	Yeah, exactly.
	See, I knew you'd know who I was talking about.
	That guy.
	Yeah, that guy.
	He's all over it.
	He's the worst.
	He's all over it.
	Oh, yeah.
	But just wonder, does he have ad money?
	He's got to have something.
	Here, Gene Hackman.
	I am ready.
	Here, Gene Hackman, ex-post.
	On February 24th.
	Makes nothing but sense.
	I'm ready to corroborate everything in the Epstein client list and to put Bill Clinton and others in prison if it's the last thing I do.
	And then it will...
	Here, this is the guy.
	Here he is.
	The news hits like a gut punch this week.
	That guy.
	Gene Hackman.
	That guy.
	The old school Hollywood legend of the French connection Unforgiven and Superman.
	Gone.
	Gone.
	Found dead.
	Does that guy have a lopsided face?
	Why doesn't he face the camera?
	He might have a lopsided face.
	He's always cocked one way or the other.
	It's never like looking at the camera.
	It's like looking over to the side and it is askance.
	What is that?
	What is that style?
	Adam is a fae home alongside his wife and one of their three dogs.
	Oh, no.
	A tragedy, sure.
	But the details?
	They're so twisted, even the mainstream media can't whitewash it.
	Oh, even the mainstream media can't whitewash it.
	This is great.
	This is good.
	Something is off.
	Something's off.
	Way off, yes.
	And the media are barely scratching the surface.
	Why would they?
	Here's what the media won't tell you.
	Okay.
	Gene Hackman wasn't some retired millionaire kicking back in New Mexico.
	No.
	He was neighbors with Jeffrey Epstein.
	Oh!
	Yes, that's Epstein.
	Well...
	I mean, his timing's a bit off because Pam Bondi's botched release has been kind of snowed under by other things taking place in Washington.
	Just on that for a moment.
	On Bondi?
	On Bondi.
	How does that?
	She had influencers and gave them all binders.
	Binders with old bunk.
	It's the same old stuff, yeah.
	How does that even happen?
	I don't understand.
	I mean, that's a huge botch.
	Someone tried to screw her or tried to screw...
	Well, that's what she claims.
	I mean, did she not look at the binders?
	Let me just double-check for a second before I hand out these binders.
	I have a clip of something that was similar to this kind of thing.
	This seems to be, I think, a theme.
	This Tom Fitton thing.
	I have this new series of clips called BTS Behind the Scenes.
	People bitching about the promises not being kept or whatever.
	Listen, this is similar to the Bondi thing.
	Let me see, I'm looking for behind.
	Oh, here it is.
	BTS. I got you, I got you.
	And then, of course, we have to pressure the Trump administration because, as I said, there are some, you know, they just can't help but move slowly.
	And you may recall that Joe Biden was interviewed by the special counsel, and the special counsel released a transcript that was edited, as we uncovered, and the transcript wasn't enough, in our view.
	There was an audio tape, and then should have been released, of Joe Biden.
	And so what happened is that we sued.
	And the Biden people came up with 60 different reasons, I'm exaggerating obviously, to withhold this information from us.
	And so the court, just a week or so ago, asked the Trump Justice Department, hey, there's a new boss in town, what's your position on this?
	And rather than just say, oh, we want to release the tapes, they said, well, we need until May 20th to figure out what to do.
	That's frustrating, isn't it?
	Wait a minute.
	What tapes?
	Do you remember when Biden gave the deposition to the investigator before Congress and said, well, the guy's such a dumb old man that there's no way we can convict him, so we're going to let it slide.
	We can't put him on the stand.
	He's too feeble, I think.
	Something like that.
	Yes, I do remember.
	And then they said, well, let's listen to the tapes because they figured the tapes, if you could hear what Biden was doing, that it would have kept him from getting re-elected because he was still in the running.
	And, of course, it happened that way anyway.
	But beside the point, they wanted to hear these tapes.
	They said, no, we'll give you a transcript instead.
	And the transcript was edited.
	And so they started working on getting the tapes released.
	And now that Trump got in, they figured, well, here we go.
	We get to listen to the tapes.
	At least we get to listen to the tapes.
	And no.
	No.
	Yeah.
	So there's a lot of blockage.
	I was listening to Joe Rogan talking to Elon Musk.
	Because he had Elon back on, which makes nothing of a sense.
	Yes, I saw parts of that.
	That was good.
	Yeah, and what Elon said is, well, imagine that everyone hates you and you're going in and then everyone is working against you, I guess.
	But it's still inexcusable.
	She lied on Jesse Waters.
	I'm just going to hold on to that.
	I'm happy to change my opinion on Pam Bonney, but right now she is nil-nil.
	She's what?
	Nil-nil.
	You mean like a soccer game?
	Yes, exactly.
	Nil.
	She has nil.
	Negative one.
	Negative one.
	This was not good.
	That's not your first out of the gate.
	Here we go, everybody.
	The Epstein files are going to drop!
	Well, it was her fault.
	Yes.
	Yeah, it was bad.
	Instead of being a hot shot on Jessie Waters, she gets on the show as much as she wants to.
	Yeah, because Jessie has her number.
	They text.
	Well, Jessie has her...
	Yes, he has her text number.
	But Jessie always...
	Jessie has a very...
	Not Jessie, but his producers have a very good sense of photogeneity.
	Or actually, telegeneity.
	They bring on a lot of pretty women.
	Yeah, that's no problem there.
	More than the other shows in general.
	You're telling me that Pam Bondi was a DEI hire because she's pretty?
	Yeah.
	Actually, not your thing in those terms.
	Yeah.
	I mean, she's 60, so she's held up a lot.
	What?
	She's my age, 60?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	You can look her up, 59 maybe.
	But she's basically 60. Yeah, 59. She is very telegenic.
	Yes.
	I don't know how much she looks like.
	In person, I guess she doesn't look that good.
	No, we know.
	We know because our producer said she looks like Merle Haggard in a wig.
	Yeah.
	I can't get that out of my head.
	But that's the thing about it.
	You're telegenic.
	I mean, you can be all beautiful in different ways.
	It's hard to get out of my head.
	Merle Haggard in a wig is tough, man.
	That's a tough one to let go of.
	So, I'm sure that, I mean, you and I never speak.
	Maybe an email or something innocuous.
	Maybe you forward something funny.
	Rarely.
	Rarely.
	I'm sure we probably had the same idea for our deconstruction of what took place in the Oval Office.
	But this morning we got breaking news!
	Breaking news!
	And, I mean, I have clips of all the meetings that went on and Zelensky in the UK. And, you know, we can back into it.
	But I think what...
	UK Prime Minister Starmer did this morning kind of sums up what we both thought was about to happen.
	Would you agree?
	I'm not sure, but probably, I'm guessing, because you saw the newsletter and I have a lot of my thoughts in there.
	A lot of it is based on some input I got locally from LibJo's various...
	Well, stop.
	Stop this show.
	Well, not the normal LibJoes.
	Wait, you have new LibJoes?
	Well, one LibJo is a temp.
	What do you mean a temp?
	Working at the Washington Post?
	Hey, Uber drivers know what they're talking about.
	The Uber drivers are very good information.
	I don't know.
	And the other one is an old friend of mine who's a big shot.
	Big shot.
	Who's also a liberal.
	In the publishing world, by any chance?
	Yes, in the publishing world.
	All right, then I have thoughts.
	Yes, that's good.
	That's a qualified source.
	But it's still knee-jerk Democrat.
	I think it was logically expressed.
	I do have a clip from, I think the best exemplification of this is the twerp came on one of the shows.
	We have the same clips.
	You have the twerp?
	I have the twerp.
	Yeah, hold on a second.
	I have two clips by the twerp.
	She was on, the twerp was on with...
	She's the worst, this woman.
	But she exemplifies what these people are thinking.
	Well, the interesting thing, and I'll play the clip.
	Now we're beating around the bush.
	The producers are going, what the hell are these guys?
	Who's the twerp?
	Well, first of all, I think we both agree that what the president and the vice president did was...
	Predetermined they were going to undress this guy.
	That's what it seemed like to me.
	Here's the one piece of evidence when I got into an argument with the publisher.
	Yeah.
	It was, his comeback was kind of, I couldn't beat this comeback.
	He says, oh really?
	Well, then where was the signing table?
	Why didn't they just open up the press conference at the signing table with the document right in front of them signing?
	That's what they always do.
	There's always a signing table so they can sign the deal.
	And what was the point of the rest of this crap?
	Where's the signing table?
	The signing table.
	No, because they knew that Zelensky wasn't going to sign, so they were like, okay, well, we'll bring you into the Oval Office.
	And for me, the clue was the journalist in the blue suit jacket.
	I love that guy.
	Because I have that clip too.
	Yeah, I don't know who that guy is.
	Okay, now we've created a puzzle for the audience.
	Let me play the blue suit jacket guy.
	Well, wait, let's start.
	Okay.
	I'm going to explain to the people out there listening.
	The two of us are beating around the bush because neither one of us know exactly how we should start this discussion.
	I think we start with the blue suit.
	Go to the twerp and then start.
	Well, if you're going to start with the blue suit, I think you should predate that and go to Trump in the greeting where he ridicules Zelensky for not wearing a suit at the beginning.
	Do we have that clip?
	Do you have that one?
	I didn't clip that one.
	I didn't clip it either.
	It's funny.
	Well, so, yeah, so Zelensky rolls up in the car and President Trump...
	Late.
	Late.
	And President Trump is there to greet him.
	He says, oh, look, he dressed up.
	That was pretty much...
	It was like an eight-second clip.
	But this guy, I don't know who he works for, but he was left of the president.
	The president turns to him, has to swivel all the way around.
	The guy has some dumb question first, and then the president says, oh, you had a second question?
	That felt set up to me, especially because, who is this guy in the blue suit?
	That would not have been a good situation.
	What was your second question?
	My second question for President Zelensky, why don't you wear a suit?
	Why don't you wear a suit?
	You're the highest level in this country's office and you refuse to wear a suit.
	Just want to see if you own a suit?
	Yeah, yeah.
	A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the dignity of this office.
	I will wear a costume after this war will finish.
	Yes, maybe...
	Maybe something like yours, yes.
	Maybe something better, I don't know.
	We will see.
	Maybe something cheaper.
	Thank you.
	Now, the way I see that, that guy was a shill.
	The entire point was to rile up Zelensky, which he did, because if you listen...
	If you listen to what Zelensky's saying, he's like, oh, maybe I won't wear one like that.
	Maybe it'll be cheaper.
	So he was already a little bit annoyed.
	Trump afterwards complimented the guy.
	Trump made some comment about the question.
	Good job.
	Good job, Jeeves.
	And it was, yes, this looked like a staged event.
	And the thing that still...
	It's somewhat baffling, and I think we can try to analyze this, was the fact that Rubio, who was not given a part in the play, and didn't have any lines, so he didn't get scale, he sat there in a grumpy, just in a grump mode.
	He had one line.
	They gave him one throwaway line.
	He had one line.
	What was his line?
	It was a throwaway line.
	But if we...
	Okay, let's just step back for a second, because everything that happened was pre-told by Rubio in the Pixie Girl interview.
	Right, which we played last couple shows.
	I'm going to play that part again so you can hear it, because now in context of what took place, like, wow, you hear everything.
	And I have to mention, as an aside, have you seen the size of Marco Rubio's ears?
	I haven't noticed.
	They are, like...
	They're bigger than Granholm's saucers.
	Go look at a picture and you'll go, wow, as I play this clip.
	I think President Trump is very upset at President Zelensky, and in some cases, and rightfully so.
	Look, number one, Joe Biden had frustrations with Zelensky.
	People shouldn't forget it.
	There are newspaper articles out there about how he cursed at him in a phone call.
	This clip resurfaced, and it resurfaced an old clip from MSNBC. And people on X are going, oh, they tried to hide this!
	It wasn't all that hidden.
	Because Zelensky, instead of saying thank you for all your help, is immediately out there messaging what we're not doing or what he's not getting.
	I think the second thing is, frankly, I was personally very upset because we had a conversation with President Zelensky, the Vice President and I, the two, three of us.
	And we discussed this issue about the mineral rights, and we explained to them, look, we want to be a joint venture with you, not because we're trying to steal from your country, but because we think that's actually a security guarantee.
	If we're your partner in an important economic endeavor, we get to get paid back some of the money the taxpayers have given, close to $200 billion.
	And now we have a vested interest in the security of Ukraine.
	All right, so that's exactly what you even said at the time.
	So all of this was known...
	They didn't like the guy.
	The guy was irritating them.
	I should bring in one extra dimension.
	I don't have the clip of it, but Scott Besson came on with Laura Ingraham, Frau Ingraham.
	And Besson, who was Secretary of the Treasury, I think, who met with Zelensky.
	Remember, he went over there by himself?
	Yeah, yeah.
	And Zelensky wasn't there for him.
	He was sleeping.
	Well, Zelensky did meet with him after he woke up.
	And he said he was going to do a deal.
	He was going to do a deal.
	Then he said he wasn't going to do it.
	That was the prelude to, it turns out, the prelude to Rubio.
	So in other words, Besson went there, tried to start that deal.
	It fell apart after kind of a phony baloney discussion because he wouldn't have gone in the first place.
	So the second go-round, it seems to be Rubio and...
	So you have a double-team with Rubio and the vice president.
	And the third go-round is now Trump, Rubio, and the vice president.
	And that didn't work out.
	So this was a setup.
	So I'll play the twerp, and Susan Rice correctly identifies that it was a setup.
	But, of course, it's because Putin.
	Well, Nicole, obviously, it's a very sad day and an embarrassment for the United States on the world stage.
	Why does she come out of the woodwork all of a sudden?
	You have to question this.
	Who does she work for now?
	This is a good question.
	I was thinking about this, too.
	Which is why, as out of the blue, we haven't heard from this woman.
	For people out there, we generally call her the twerp because she's a very gnome-like little character who is a creep and small and a twerp.
	And she comes out of the blue here.
	I have no idea.
	It's got to be the industrial complex.
	She's not working for the USA, that's for sure.
	In this clip, you're going to hear what comes up.
	She's going to say that this deal was not favorable to Ukraine, so it was a bad deal.
	She is a research fellow at the School of International Service at American University.
	Yes.
	And as of 2018, she's been on the board of directors of Netflix.
	That's probably how Obama probably got her in there.
	And she's the director of the Domestic Policy Council.
	Whatever that is.
	Another scam.
	All right, here we go.
	Let's step back and analyze what's happened here.
	I think there's no question that this was a setup.
	You heard Donald Trump say at the end of that clip he played, this is great television.
	This was a setup.
	Vladimir, I mean, excuse me.
	I love how she messes up Volodymyr with Vladimir because she's so used to saying Putin, Putin, Putin.
	This was a setup.
	It was on her mind.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, excuse me.
	Volodymyr Zelensky.
	Was compelled to agree to a horrible deal that would have sent Ukraine's minerals to the United States without any concrete security guarantees.
	It's a horrible deal.
	For who?
	Not for us.
	Whose side is she on?
	Well, we don't know.
	Probably on the side of the globalists in Europe.
	Guarantees.
	And yet, because he was trying to improve a relationship with Donald Trump, he came to Washington, he came to the Oval Office, and sat down for a meeting, hat in hand.
	Hat in hand, that's my favorite.
	There was no hat in hand.
	Hat in hand.
	No, he was all riled up.
	And soon after he got there, the vice president of the United States lit into him and started a confrontation.
	Now, I've been in countless Oval Office meetings with heads of state, presidents and vice presidents as national security adviser, as U.N. ambassador and in other roles.
	I can tell you that the vice president or the secretary of state or anybody else, they don't jump in, hijack a conversation without the express blessing of the president of the United States.
	So, J.D. Vance...
	Did that deliberately.
	Donald Trump knew what he was going to do.
	And I think, as he said at the end, because he can't help himself, this was a setup for the cameras.
	It was a play to his base.
	But above all, it was a play to Vladimir Putin.
	To Vladimir Putin.
	And to try to humiliate Zelensky.
	But Zelensky didn't play along with the script.
	Because Zelensky's got dignity and guts.
	And Zelensky has people that he democratically represents.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's under martial law.
	It's almost been a year since they've had elections, so no.
	He couldn't sit there in silence as lies were being told about how the war was started, whose responsibility it was, etc., etc.
	It happened during the administration that she was in in 2014. That's how the war was started.
	And he tried to explain what is in fact the case.
	So the best part of that interview, I thought, was this 33-second clip, which I will just share with you.
	It was an effort to humiliate him, to scuttle the U.S.-Ukraine relationship so that Trump no longer feels any obligation to provide support and to hand U.S. interests and Ukraine and potentially Europe to Putin on a silver platter.
	Why?
	That's a great question.
	No, it's not.
	And listen.
	Susan, we're going to unfreeze you.
	I want to play...
	So the minute she says that's a great question, the video freezes.
	It was poetic.
	It was poetic.
	Poetic.
	Here is the most truthful moment.
	It's 50 seconds.
	The most truthful Trump moment in the Oval Office.
	This is, I think, is true.
	Well, if I didn't align myself with both of them, you'd never have a deal.
	You want me to say really terrible things about Putin and then say, hi Vladimir, how are we doing on the deal?
	It doesn't work that way.
	I'm not aligned with Putin.
	I'm not aligned with anybody.
	I'm aligned with the United States of America and for the good of the world.
	I'm aligned with the world and I want to get this thing over with.
	You see the hatred he's got for Putin.
	It's very tough for me to make a deal with that kind of hate.
	He's got tremendous hatred.
	And I understand that, but I can tell you the other side isn't exactly in love with, you know, him either.
	So it's not a question of alignment.
	I'm aligned with the world.
	I want to get the thing set.
	I'm aligned with Europe.
	I want to see if we can get this thing done.
	You want me to be tough?
	I could be tougher than any human being you've ever seen.
	I'd be so tough.
	But you're never going to get a deal that way, so that's the way it goes.
	All right, one more question.
	There you go.
	Yeah, I believe that's all to be true.
	I got messages from friends overseas.
	Here's my buddy Michelle in the UK. What the F is Trump and Vance doing supporting Russia after being in the Cold War for 70 years?
	They've turned on the whole world just for some deals?
	That's how it's being perceived.
	Thanks to the media.
	Yeah, thanks to the media.
	Exactly.
	Thanks to the media.
	I want to just not go completely off track, but I do want to play these clips because I think it adds a little...
	You want to do Stormer first?
	Because that's the big news.
	By the time the show is out, everyone's going to know.
	Well, I was going to play the Galloway material because it gives us all the background we need.
	Okay.
	I'm not familiar with this.
	And the reason I want to play is because this is George Galloway.
	Pierce Morgan, just as a little background here.
	He's funny.
	Pierce Morgan knows what he's doing.
	He knows what good TV is.
	He's always been a tabloid guy, so he knows what a headline should be.
	He does.
	He knows how to get attention.
	He's got no personality really.
	He got the attention of your clip machine.
	This is how good he is.
	He's good.
	You can hear him defer, which is he doesn't get into arguments.
	If a guy goes off on him, on Pierce, he'd let him go because he knows it's interesting.
	But this is George Galloway.
	A notorious socialist who's a writer for The Guardian, who's just generally a creep in general, hates Trump, hates the United States.
	He hates England as far as I can tell.
	He hates everything.
	He hates everything except the Communist Revolution.
	But his discussion of the situation is so on point that, you know, you...
	You have to say, well, at least you nailed this part of it.
	And here we go.
	This is a three-parter.
	I think it's excellent.
	It's really come to something when having spent a lifetime myself fighting against NATO and American wars.
	It's the Americans that are trying to stop the war and Piers Morgan, Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer who are trying to keep it going.
	I don't want to keep it going.
	You've got a lot of Ukrainians.
	I don't want to keep it going.
	Wait a minute.
	He put Piers Morgan in the list?
	That's great.
	Yeah.
	That's good.
	You've got a lot of Ukrainian blood on your hands.
	You have lied about this war from the beginning.
	You have lied about the origin of this war, about the duration of this war, about the course of this war, and now having caused you and your war party the death of a million Ukrainians while claiming to love Ukrainians.
	You're now calling for British lives to be lost.
	What a load of absolute bullshit.
	That constitutes...
	Close to a war crime.
	You're going to regret it when very soon Zelensky is sitting in a beachfront villa somewhere counting his ill-gotten gains and all the secrets of the rampant corruption between the Democrats and the Zelensky regime begin to tumble out of the cupboard.
	This war did not begin three years ago.
	You very well know that it began in 2014. You very well know that it began with a coup against the elected president of Ukraine, backed by Victoria Nuland and the administration at that time and supported by you.
	Man, everyone's going to hate Galloway now.
	He can't even get the left on his side with this.
	And I like the way he goes, you very well know.
	This is a trick I've never heard him do, or anyone actually.
	I like this.
	You very well know.
	You very well know.
	And he keeps it up.
	And the whole thing is done for effect, and it's very well done.
	It's effective.
	It's very effective.
	And Morgan knows what's going on, and this was kind of, at least to me, it's funny to watch Morgan.
	He almost tries to stop him, but then he's on a roll, and Morgan backs off, knowing that this is good material that's going to get him the views he wants.
	But here we go.
	You very well know that the criminalization of the Russian language which followed hard on the heels of that coup was the proximate reason for an uprising in the east of the country amongst Russian-speaking, ethnically Russian people.
	You very well know that Zelensky and his predecessor rained down shot and shell on the people of East Ukraine for Eight years before Putin intervened.
	It's possible that Galloway is really, truly an anti-war guy.
	That may be his reasoning, that he's just so anti-war, which is good.
	This is why he's...
	And he's on point with this.
	You're so right.
	He's on point.
	In 2022. And that 14,000 people, most of them women and children, were killed in that onslaught.
	You very well know that Zelensky was preparing for a final.
	A final solution.
	And while I'm on that subject, you're always telling us how much you love the Jews.
	You're supporting a regime which puts up statues to Nazi collaborators, to generals of the Galician division of the SS. Zelensky is Jewish, you know that, right?
	You know Zelensky is Jewish, right?
	Do you?
	But that's like saying there's no racism in America because Obama...
	So you're calling the Jewish leader of Ukraine a Nazi?
	Is that your position?
	By the way, I am a little disappointed.
	Where are all my Jew haters to say that Zelensky is controlling America?
	I'm missing this in my time.
	There you go.
	I'm missing it.
	That's like saying there's no racism in America because Obama was briefly the president of the country.
	The entire western part of Ukraine played a decisive role in the mass murder of Jews and Poles and others.
	In the Second World War.
	And now they are heroizing the heroes of the SS. Why doesn't Donald Trump agree with you?
	I'm glad you got these.
	This is very good.
	Yeah, he wraps it and it doesn't end with...
	I mean, now this is the last clip, but it's just like he brings in Donald Trump and this is the part that I find was interesting.
	Why doesn't Donald Trump agree with you?
	Because he's wrong.
	Well, you know, you have been up his ass all of these two decades.
	You've kissed his feet.
	Really?
	You've licked his boots.
	You've fawned upon him.
	Really?
	You have been his super fan.
	And now, on this fundamental question of our age, he's entirely wrong.
	Everybody watching knows.
	You are Trump's biggest ass dissent.
	I like him.
	I like him.
	I like Donald Trump.
	I know you like him.
	I don't like him.
	And on many things, on many things, I like him and on many things.
	Let me finish.
	The biggest question in politics in the world today, he's got it completely wrong.
	Ukraine was the most corrupt.
	More corrupt than Russia?
	Because it was designated by the economists, by the FT. What about what?
	Putin?
	Yeah, Putin.
	It falls apart there.
	Oh, that's good.
	That's good.
	Now, does Galloway also hate Trump?
	Man, that was a little unclear.
	Unfortunately, in that little exchange there, in there, he says, I hate Trump.
	Yeah, but Trump is doing the right thing, but I hate Trump.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	All right, so all of this culminated, I think, as intended or as expected.
	There was a hint that may have been intended because Starmer in this clip does indicate that there was some, because he met with Trump the day before, or I think it was the day before.
	No, two days before.
	Yeah, well, Macron, I guess.
	Macron was there, and so was Starmer.
	They both met.
	So there may have been some scheming going on here.
	We don't know for sure.
	But this thing, this is, I don't know.
	Starmer is not a character I would trust.
	I don't think anyone trusts Starmer.
	No.
	No.
	So we're going to play the announcement from this morning?
	Yeah, this is the one that came out today.
	First, we will keep the military aid flowing.
	And keep increasing the economic pressure on Russia to strengthen Ukraine now.
	Second, we agreed that any lasting peace must ensure Ukraine's sovereignty and security.
	And Ukraine must be at the table.
	Third, in the event of a peace deal, we will keep boosting Ukraine's own defensive capabilities to deter any future invasion.
	Fourth, We will go further to develop a coalition of the willing.
	Where have we heard this?
	Coalition of the willing.
	Was that not Iraq?
	George W. Bush.
	When we scammed everybody into going into a different country?
	And he's the one who said coalition of the willing.
	In fact, if people want to look something up that's entertaining, the Council on Foreign Relations did a whole paper on coalition of the willing.
	If you Google coalition, I'm sorry, coalition, not coalition.
	Coalition of the Willing Council on Foreign Relations, you can find it.
	Coalition of the Willing to defend a deal in Ukraine and to guarantee the peace.
	Not every nation will feel able to contribute, but that can't mean that we sit back.
	Instead, those willing will intensify planning now with real urgency.
	The UK is prepared to back this with boots on the ground and planes in the air.
	Together with others, Europe must do the heavy listing.
	But to support peace in our continent, and to succeed, this effort must have strong US backing.
	We're working with the US on this point, after my meeting with President Trump last week.
	And let me be clear, we agree with the President on the urgent need for a durable peace.
	Now, we need to deliver together.
	Finally, we agreed that leaders will meet again very soon to keep the pace behind these actions and to keep working towards this shared plan.
	We are at a crossroads in history today.
	This is not a moment for more talk.
	It's time to act, time to step up and lead and to unite around a new plan for a just and enduring peace.
	Thank you.
	I like the just and enduring peace.
	Zelensky said that too, a just peace.
	Whatever that means, a just peace.
	Doesn't mean anything.
	And what's the thing?
	We're going to have more meetings, but let's not have too many meetings.
	Give me a break.
	So right after the Oval blow-up, Zelensky hoofs it over to No.
	10 Dowling Street for the big embrace!
	British Prime Minister Keir Starmer welcomed Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky to London on Saturday.
	You...
	People of the United Kingdom, such big support from the very beginning of this war.
	The meeting follows the berating seen around the world.
	President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance gave Zelensky in the Oval Office Friday.
	God bless.
	You don't know that.
	God bless.
	God bless.
	You will not have the war.
	Don't tell us what we're going to feel.
	We're trying to solve a problem.
	Don't tell us what we're going to feel.
	I'm not telling you.
	Because you're in no position to dictate that.
	You're in no position to dictate what we're going to feel.
	President Trump is spending the weekend at his Mar-a-Lago state in Palm Beach.
	Before leaving D.C., Trump spoke to reporters about Zelensky's dressing down that sparked new questions about the next chapter in U.S. support for Ukraine.
	He's got to say, I want to make peace.
	He doesn't have to stand there and say about...
	Putin this, Putin that, all negative things.
	What became clear, and I think what has the president so frustrated and frankly angry, is that it's not clear that Zelensky...
	Many Republicans expressed support of the president after the showdown with Zelensky, but GOP Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska commented on the situation on X, calling it a regrettable conversation, showing the administration may try to end all U.S. support for Ukraine.
	Alright, so as Tina and I were talking about this, the first thing she said is, well, who's his handler?
	Who is making him do this?
	And it seems very obvious to me the EU and the UK are behind this, and for very good reasons.
	So he went to this emergency summit, and he's sitting there.
	Everyone's around the table, including Queen Ursula.
	They're all in a panel, and Zelensky lays out his plight.
	Oh, what a difference a day makes.
	I'm sorry, intro first.
	...seen in Washington in the Oval Office, and because of this diplomatic debris, more than ever, Pressure.
	Ooh, I like diplomatic debris.
	That's a nice one.
	Diplomatic debris.
	And because of this diplomatic debris, more than ever, pressure on Keir Starmer, the UK Prime Minister, really, and this London summit.
	But a very positive, constructive meeting, a lot of warmth.
	Indeed, the Prime Minister came out of that famous black door, Number 10, and gave a big hug to President Zelensky and immediately drew his attention to the cheers that had gone up just outside the gates of Number 10. Very much to say that the Ukraine has a full backing of the United Kingdom.
	Then very warm words in front of the cameras, briefly, very much appreciated by President Zelensky.
	President Zelensky, who had requested, I understand, a meeting with the head of state of the United Kingdom, King Charles, and who has indeed obtained it.
	That had to be, of course, approved by the UK government.
	So, interesting and very Very constructive, very positive.
	That defense loan also announced last night.
	So a lot of warmth, a lot of backing, and it's hoped that there'll be much more backing in the London summit that'll be happening here at Lancaster House.
	What was that report from?
	That is from, I think, France 24?
	They used the word warmth way too much.
	And that was the contrast with Trump, obviously, because it's an anti-Trump outlet.
	And the warm embrace, you know, oh yeah.
	You know, Zelensky also went into an office with Starmer and, I forget the woman's name, you know, they signed a two billion pound deal right on the spot before even this summit took place.
	So the UK was already...
	Already in for £2 billion to keep something flowing.
	And I have a couple of clips here from this panel.
	The stakes couldn't be higher.
	The summit to take place on Sunday, hosted by British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, will bring together leaders across Europe and will tackle...
	Wait, let me see if this is it.
	No, I don't want that one.
	Is it this one?
	We hope that we can finish this war this year, not in three years.
	It's very, very difficult.
	Very difficult for all our nation to go through this war.
	And all these jamokes from the EU are sitting there looking at them like, oh yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes.
	But with all respect to our soldiers and our people.
	So, I can't speak about three years.
	If we speak about how to prepare security because of the Russia, they can come back in 10 years if we will not be prepared.
	They will not come back if we will treasure them, put them...
	To their place.
	To their territory.
	You have to put them to their place.
	And if Ukraine will be in EU and in NATO. Uh-huh.
	In the EU and in NATO. There it is.
	In closest years.
	Of course it will help us very much.
	And I think that they will not come back.
	We will have strong army and strong allies and strong unity.
	To my mind.
	Because they will never, I mean, forgive the world that they didn't win.
	And you see that they will not win.
	And then he takes it one step further, and this is real war talk.
	You know, we are very often, and also today we speak that we need just and lasting peace.
	And when we speak about the just...
	Here you go.
	An explanation of just and lasting peace.
	Lasting peace.
	And when we speak about the just, and this war, it's difficult to find just in this war because of such steps of Russia.
	Their war, their way of this war, how many people they killed, just killed, and thousands in the prison and stolen children.
	Stolen children.
	And that's why we'll never forget it.
	And we can't forget it.
	And even if...
	I hope that our partners on the same page with us, not only hope I see it, but we'll never forget it and we will...
	I really do everything that people who began this war, unprovoked, all these people, yes, really will answer.
	And, of course, we will work on tribunal even after the hard part of this war.
	Even when we will go to the diplomacy, we'll never, never forget.
	Tribunals.
	Okay.
	That's not peace talk with tribunals.
	And it's like turning back the clock two years.
	It's the same stuff we've heard.
	And like I explained to my friend Michelle, dude, we're responsible.
	The USA is responsible for this.
	Starts with James Baker lying that, oh, we'll never expand NATO. Then we expanded NATO over and over.
	And then the coup.
	Thank you, Victoria Nuland.
	You just have to chalk that up to the USA. We let all that happen.
	We let all that go.
	And then Boris Johnson coming in, stopping the peace accord after Minsk II. And the Europeans were already like, no, we just want to get ready.
	We use Minsk II just as a way to arm up and get ready.
	The whole thing has been a big, giant scam.
	And really, when you look at it, This is part of the European Union project.
	Yeah.
	In fact, there's a couple of things to note, which we don't have clips of, but during this, when Trump went off, he did bring up the fact, and just something I subscribe to, which was the EU was formed to screw the United States because they were losing out on trade, and it formed specifically to out-compete us.
	Yes, and...
	And it hasn't worked, by the way.
	In addition, there were a couple big promises.
	I was there.
	I was living there when it happened.
	The EU would have all the same money.
	It's going to be great.
	And everything doubled in price the next day, the minute the euro came in.
	And the next is, you will...
	No longer need a passport.
	Well, that helped with all the irregular migration that was all planned, that was flooded the entire zone.
	And they also promised we will never, ever, ever have a European army.
	I remember we played that clip from, what's his face?
	The Brexit guy.
	Farage.
	Who said, it's just a lie, you want a European army.
	No, we'll never have a European army, and we'll also never centralize the finances to have a federal EU tax.
	Central bank.
	Yeah, central bank, and a tax.
	And a tax, right, a generalized tax.
	And so, they need, in order to complete the European Union project, they need the fear of Russia.
	And remember, it was...
	I think it was Starmer and, oh, it was Macron.
	You know, we are now in a, we have to have a war economy mindset.
	A war, this is what we're moving towards.
	So that once you have a European army, then you need to have European taxes to fund that army.
	And now you have the United States of Europe, which they always intended to have.
	And they don't care about their people.
	At all, at all, at all.
	This is literally the finalization of the project.
	And I'm sure that the globalists like Newland and Lindsey Graham and McCain, they were all in on it.
	They loved it.
	The question is, I do have the clip, is the Lindsey Graham.
	He was obviously read in on the scheme of the meeting with Trump.
	He started off with...
	You know, Zelensky had a pre-meeting, a bipartisan pre-meeting, and he's sitting there at the reception line.
	Which is probably a violation of the Logan Act, by the way.
	Maybe.
	But they're all shaking hands.
	Oh, Volodymyr, so good to see you.
	Oh, it's fantastic.
	Do you have the Graham clip?
	I have the Graham clip.
	I have the whole Graham clip.
	It's quite interesting because right after the thing that took place, and it starts off when I first heard it, because I heard it live when it was going on, I thought, oh, he's going to turn on Trump, which...
	Then that thought lifted rather quickly because Graham doesn't do that.
	Graham is a screwy guy, a pro-war guy, but he doesn't turn on the boss.
	And so you ended up with this.
	I don't see your Lindsey Graham clip.
	Under Frakas.
	It's all under Frakas.
	Oh, I see it.
	Yes, Frakas.
	Got it.
	So, Graham, would I think?
	Complete, utter disaster.
	Oh, by the way, stop, stop.
	So the clip was terrible.
	I mean, I think my clip is better.
	No, this clip is really clean.
	Once it gets going, I've cleaned it up.
	I went through Adobe.
	Believe me, it's understandable.
	I hate Adobe.
	They've gotten so bad with this cleanup stuff, they just turn it into AI voices, like it comes from 11 labs.
	You get used to it.
	Believe me, this is much better than that.
	I know what you have, and I had both, and this one I prefer.
	So, what I think, complete, utter disaster.
	I've been to Ukraine.
	Eight or nine times since the war started, I understand the consequences of Putin's actions against Ukraine.
	I appreciate what the Ukrainian people have done.
	They fought like tigers.
	At the end of the day, I was hoping that this minerals deal, which would be transformative in the relationship, would go over well.
	I talked to Zelensky this morning.
	Don't take the bait.
	President Trump was in a very good mood last night.
	Somebody asked me, Am I embarrassed about Trump?
	I have never been more proud of the president.
	I was very proud of J.D. Vance standing up for our country.
	We want to be helpful.
	What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful, and I don't know if we can ever do business with Zelensky again.
	I think most Americans saw a guy that they would not want to go in business with.
	The way he handled the meeting, the way he confronted the president.
	Was just over the top.
	So I think the relationship between Ukraine and America is important.
	Vitally important.
	But can Zelensky do a deal with the United States?
	After what I saw, I don't know.
	President Trump, what did he say to you about his interactions?
	He was shocked.
	He was very upbeat.
	I told Zelensky, we'll talk about security guarantees.
	We'll talk about ceasefires and how the war ends.
	This is a process.
	You have a new relationship with America.
	A $500 billion, half a trillion dollar deal that President Trump is proud of that gives us an interest worth defending.
	Let's talk about the positive.
	But he was terrible at Munich, Zelensky, and I think he has made it almost impossible to sell to the American people that he's a good investment.
	Senator Graham, thank you.
	Do you think President Zelensky needs to resign to presume these peace talks?
	He either needs to resign and send somebody over that we can do business with, or he needs to change.
	Yeah, he may get resigned.
	By the way, Lindsey Graham is being primaried by some MAGA person, I think an ex-military guy, so he has to suck up to Trump to get the ever-important endorsement.
	So, you know, Lindsey Graham, what a tool.
	He played his part.
	Yeah, he did.
	I have Rubio post-frocus on CNN with the Joker face, Caitlin Collins.
	Two clips.
	The lipless wonder?
	There she is.
	Thank you so much, Secretary Rubio, for being here.
	We just heard from President Zelensky.
	He said he does not think that he owes President Trump an apology for what happened inside the Oval Office today.
	Do you feel otherwise?
	I do.
	I do.
	Because you guys don't see.
	You guys only saw the end.
	You saw what happened today.
	You don't see all the things that led up to this.
	So let me explain.
	The president's been very clear.
	He campaigned on this.
	He thinks this war should have never started.
	He believes, and I agree, that had he been president, it never would have happened.
	Now here we are.
	He's trying to bring an end to this conflict.
	We've explained very clearly what our plan is here, which is we want to get the Russians to a negotiating table.
	We want to explore whether peace...
	It's possible.
	They understand this.
	They also understand that this agreement that was supposed to be signed today was supposed to be an agreement that binds America economically to Ukraine, which to me, as I've explained, and I think the president alluded to today, is a security guarantee in its own way, because we're involved.
	It's now us.
	It's our interests.
	That was all explained.
	That was all understood.
	And nonetheless, for the last 10 days and every engagement we've had with the Ukrainians, there's been complications in getting that point across, including the public statements that President Zelensky has made.
	But they insisted on coming to D.C.
	This agreement could have been signed five days ago, but they insisted on coming to Washington.
	And it was a very and should have been a very clear understanding.
	Don't come here and create a scenario where you're going to start lecturing us about how diplomacy isn't going to work.
	President Zelensky took it in that direction and it ended in a predictable outcome as a result.
	It's unfortunate.
	That wasn't supposed to be this way.
	Yeah, it was.
	But that's the path he chose.
	And I think, frankly, you know, sends his country backwards in regards to achieving peace.
	Which is what President Trump wants at the end of the day is for this war to end.
	He's been as consistent as anyone can be about what his objective is here.
	But what about the apology you kept demanding?
	But what specifically do you want to see President Zelensky apologize for?
	For being a douche.
	Well, I apologize for turning this thing into the fiasco for him that it became.
	There was no need for him to go in there and become antagonistic.
	Look, this thing went off the rails.
	You were there, I believe.
	It went off the rails when he said, let me ask you a question to the vice president.
	What kind of diplomacy are you talking about?
	Well, this is a serious thing.
	I mean, thousands of people have been killed.
	Thousands.
	And he talks about all these horrible things that have happened to prisoners of war and children.
	All true.
	All bad.
	This is what we're dealing with here.
	It needs to come to an end.
	We are trying to bring it to an end.
	To an end is you get Russia to the table to talk.
	And he understands that attacking Putin, no matter how anyone may feel about him personally, forcing the president into a position where you're trying to goad him into attacking Putin, calling him names, maximalist demands about Russia having to pay for the reconstruction, all the sorts of things that you talk about in a negotiation.
	Well, when you start talking about that aggressively, and the president's a dealmaker, he's made deals his entire life, you're not going to get people to the table.
	And so you start to perceive that maybe Zelensky doesn't want a peace deal.
	deal.
	He says he does, but maybe he doesn't.
	And that active, open undermining of efforts to bring about peace is deeply frustrating for everyone who's been involved in communications with them leading up to today.
	And I think you should apologize for wasting our time for a meeting that was going to end the way it did.
	So I'm seeing different things online.
	I'm I didn't clip anything.
	One, because Putin is just speaking in Russian.
	But apparently Putin says, you know, we got more...
	Rare earth minerals in Ukraine?
	Yeah, I saw that.
	We can do a deal with America.
	We can do a better deal than they can, basically.
	And the other one that I saw was some Ukrainian official, who knows, that said, well, we just might have to ask a China for help.
	Which I thought was interesting, if true.
	Well, I haven't seen that one.
	And meanwhile, the professional signs are out in front of the Tesla dealership in Manhattan.
	Can you hear what they're singing?
	No.
	Zelensky is a hero.
	Zelensky is a hero.
	Repeat after me.
	Mic check.
	What's that got to do with Tesla?
	Well, Musk, you know.
	Yeah, Musk wasn't even in the room.
	If we hurt Musk, we hurt Trump.
	I don't know.
	So I have a bunch of fracas.
	I have a series of...
	Fraka's analysis from NPR. Okay.
	Oh, that's always funny.
	Which discusses this issue.
	Can we start off by saying, hey, hi, hoi, hi, how you doing?
	Can we start off with one of those?
	I don't know if I've got that one in this one.
	This week with that remarkable Oval Office press conference on Friday with President Trump, Vice President Vance, and of course Ukraine's President Vladimir Zelensky.
	And our senior editor and correspondent Ron Elvin joins us.
	Now, Ron, thanks so much for being with us.
	Good to be with you, Scott.
	President and Vice President flanking President Zelensky, and then President Trump telling him he ought to be grateful for U.S. military aid.
	Yes, that's exactly how it went.
	Okay, all right, NPR, the National Treasure.
	If you didn't have our military equipment, this war would have been over.
	In two weeks.
	In three days.
	I heard it from Putin.
	In three days.
	Maybe less.
	In two weeks.
	Of course, yes.
	It's going to be a very hard thing to do business like this.
	I tell you, to say thank you, I said a lot of times.
	It's very hard to do business like this.
	Ron, in your experience, anything like this in the Oval Office in front of the International Press Corps?
	Simple answer, no.
	The point appeared to be for Trump to send a signal that the world could see, including supporters of his America First theme here in the U.S., but also including our allies in Europe, the countries he wants to stop depending on the U.S. for security, and perhaps also a signal to Vladimir Putin, with whom he has been quite visibly cooperative since returning to power.
	And as to the presence of reporters, it was less about the press than the cameras.
	In fact, as the abortive meeting ended, a Trump could be heard to say to the departing crews that it must have made, quote, great television, unquote.
	Act as if it was a hot mic moment.
	I mean, no.
	Yes, and by the way, that was exactly the pitch of Susan Rice.
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	This analysis was identical, and identical to the conversation I had with the publisher, and identical to the conversation I had with the Uber driver.
	Wow.
	That is a strong meme.
	So it was a hijack to suck up to Vladimir Putin.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Third clip.
	Here we go.
	President Trump gets support from Republicans in Congress to essentially flip U.S. policy to support Russia because support for Ukraine has enjoyed bipartisan support.
	Yes.
	Judging by their public reactions in real time, yes, President Trump will get their support, the Republicans in the Senate, by and large.
	Even some of the biggest defense hawks like Lindsey Graham of South Carolina were calling on Zelensky to apologize to Trump for that meeting or to resign as president of Ukraine.
	So what they're making it about here is the apology.
	That's what we're going to be just...
	Hit to death with for the next week is, oh, he's such a little puny man, he wants an apology, he wants an apology.
	Well, the funny thing is, what I thought was interesting was that after he had the fracas, he did, I didn't expect this to happen, but he did do Bret Baer.
	Bret Baer, yeah, he did.
	Bret Baer.
	He went to Bret Baer's show, and the whole show, which I was stunned, I thought he'd just cancel it, but no.
	In fact, I think Bear was stunned.
	He mentioned it several times.
	There's 30 seconds left on this clip.
	I just wanted to also say that that's all that show was about was the apology.
	Yeah, true.
	Well, Fox News is run by Democrats.
	Others found the whole thing unseemly.
	They were expressing shock in private.
	But on this issue, as on so many, Republicans in Congress may utter criticisms or regrets here and there, disagree, but they do not break with Trump.
	They vote with him.
	They know what that will mean for them in the immediate hours thereafter, online, if they oppose him, and on the phone, and back in their districts or their states, and they know what it means when they next face Republican voters.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's only about politics.
	It's only about the show.
	Of course, NPR. Of course.
	Makes nothing but sense.
	Oh, man.
	That's...
	I have two more clips from NPR. It was a good moment, though.
	The whole thing was fun and well-timed.
	Thank you, President Trump, doing it on a Friday in between shows.
	That was appreciated.
	Oh, it was great.
	I thought it was, like, terrific.
	I'm watching this.
	What next?
	In fact, that's another topic that comes up.
	Well, this is going to be a horrible...
	No, this is...
	The show's tough.
	I guarantee by Thursday there'll be another thing that'll be just as good as this.
	Yes, JFK files released.
	It's going to be great.
	Well, we don't know about that.
	Let's play this Frakis Ukraine rally.
	Ukrainians are rallying around their president, Vladimir Kaczynski, after he was publicly berated in the White House yesterday by President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance.
	By the way, there's...
	There's articles of impeachment now in the Ukrainian parliament, so I'm not so sure these reports about rallying around Zelensky are all that correct.
	I wonder about that myself, but it's possible because the guy who is pushing the articles of impeachment is one of the oppositions that has been pretty much imprisoned by Zelensky's dictatorship, and I think Trump is correct about this, by the way.
	This guy's turned into a dictator that for some reason we're all in on.
	By the way, Sir Gene just sent me a message.
	He speaks fluent Russian because he's my handler.
	And Sir Gene says, yes, Putin did say Russia has way more rare earth than Ukraine and is ready to do a deal with the U.S. for rare material extraction from all of Russia.
	Huh?
	There we go.
	Straight from the translator's mouth.
	We always do well when...
	When Putin, actually it would be pre-Putin, let the oil companies and our oil companies into Russia, because they didn't have the...
	At the very beginning, Russia's making a lot of money off of oil and gas, but at the very beginning, they've always had the reserves.
	They've had tons of them, and everybody knew that since Stalin, who had gotten rid of all the bureaucratic class that could do engineering...
	They had nobody that knew how to get the oil out properly using modern technologies.
	We're good partners.
	We're good partners.
	And BP and all the boys came in and showed the Russians how to do it.
	And then Russia all of a sudden becomes an oil economy because they were shown how to do it right.
	And they've benefited from it.
	They know that they could bring in our boys again.
	Bring out the Browder list again.
	And here we go.
	We could make money for everybody.
	And I just don't get it why we don't want to do that more.
	It's just beyond me.
	Well, clearly our president does.
	Yeah, but he still comes up with this anti-Russian propaganda.
	He comes up against this wall, this Putin-Putin-Putin wall.
	And it's everywhere.
	Alright, let's continue with the fracas on NPR. NPR's Joenica Kisses reports from Kyiv.
	Ukrainians made TikTok videos and posted to social media to show their support for it.
	Oh, this is their evidence?
	TikTok videos?
	What are you, a podcast?
	What are you doing, NPR? Ukrainians made TikTok videos and posted to social media to show their support for Zelensky.
	One prominent politician, Mustafa Nayim, wrote on social media that the Trump administration hates Zelensky and Ukraine and sees Ukrainians as, quote, barriers to backroom deals.
	At the Kyiv food market, soldier Denis Sokolov says Zelensky wants what's best for Ukraine.
	The main difference is that Ukraine won't make a peace, but Trump won't make a deal.
	That's a huge difference in our politics, in our vision to how we want to end the war.
	Making peace versus making a deal, he says, are two different goals.
	Let me just contradict the NPR lady here.
	I have friends in the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium.
	The UK. And you know who they really hate?
	The Ukrainians.
	They're sick of them.
	Now, you won't hear that.
	And these friends and family members are no fans of President Trump, per se.
	They're sick of the Ukrainians.
	And the Ukrainians are walking around doing...
	I've seen TikTok videos.
	I hate it here in Holland.
	This place sucks.
	The Dutch are no good.
	The food sucks.
	Kind of true.
	You know, it's like the whole thing...
	Ukraine is known for its cuisine.
	It must have something going on.
	All right.
	What's this...
	Oh, the rally clip?
	Is that the next one?
	Yeah.
	British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is hosting a meeting of European leaders in London tomorrow to show support for Ukraine.
	Yeah, okay.
	So we already know what came out of that one.
	Yes, indeed.
	I mean, I don't know how much more we can do.
	The only thing is, I did get a note that Haltbach Bunkers, who are a marine fuel provider in Norway, has now declared they will cease supplying fuel to U.S. Navy vessels.
	Well, that seems smart.
	What?
	Yes.
	I missed this one.
	Yeah.
	Let me see.
	Why?
	Because, you know, let me see.
	We have today been witnesses to the biggest...
	This is apparently from Holtbach Bunkers on X, so take it for what it's worth.
	Could be bullcrap.
	Could be.
	We have been witnesses to the biggest shit show ever presented live on TV by the current American president and his vice president.
	Huge credit to the president of Ukraine restraining himself for keeping calm even though the USA put on a backstabbing TV show.
	It made us sick.
	Short and sweet as a result, we have decided to...
	An immediate stop is fuel provided to American forces in Norway and their ships calling on Norwegian ports.
	No fuel to Americans!
	We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example.
	Slava, Ukraine!
	Okay.
	I don't know if it's true.
	It seems highly unlikely.
	Yeah, well, that's why I say it's an ex-post.
	You just don't know.
	Someone recommended I read The Road to Serfdom.
	Have you ever read that from Hayek?
	Long time ago.
	Yeah, so this person's...
	It's a book.
	It's right in with, you know, it's a hair on fire thing.
	Yeah, but in a way, it's kind of...
	It makes sense because Europe wants central planning.
	They want central war planning, which means central industry planning because that's what the war economy is.
	They want the central bank.
	They want the finances together.
	They want the European Union taxes to pay for everything.
	And, you know, everyone's like, oh, whatever.
	I don't know.
	It's kind of sad.
	It goes back to the days of the kings and queens and serfs and peasants.
	This is a historic thing.
	They've always had the fiefdom kind of thinking.
	It's pathetic.
	Sorry, EU, but yeah, it does feel a bit like that.
	So, well, wait until everyone really lose their ever-loving minds when Trump starts doing a deal with Putin.
	That'll be fun.
	It's good for the show, but whew, man.
	It's not going to be fun to watch.
	No, but it's good for the show.
	Maybe we have just as many Americans who think the same way.
	More professional signs as J.D. Vance and family go on a quick little break.
	Vice President J.D. Vance and his family following yesterday's fiasco there in the office with Ukrainian President Zelensky.
	There's some new video now we have showing the Vice President being greeted by protesters holding anti-Vance.
	Pro-Ukraine signs as he makes his way there to Vermont.
	Screw America!
	Pro-Ukraine!
	More protesters met the Vance family outside of the resort.
	And the family ultimately had to move to an undisclosed location.
	Undisclosed location.
	Okay.
	This is the same old thing with Maxine Waters during the first administration telling, get in their faces, get in their faces.
	That's horrible.
	Republicans.
	This is really about Republicans.
	So I do have two short clips regarding J.D. Vance, Trump, and Starmer about the free speech issue, which I still think should be called freedom of speech, but okay, everyone calls it free speech.
	Here's J.D. Vance making a point of it with the British Prime Minister.
	I said what I said, which is that we do have, of course, a special relationship with our friends in the UK and also with some of our European allies.
	But we also know that there have been infringements on free speech that actually affect not just the British, of course, what the British do in their own country is up to them, but also affect American technology companies and, by extension, American citizens.
	So that is something that we'll talk about today at lunch.
	We've had free speech for a very, very long time in the United Kingdom.
	Yeah, you had it for a very long time.
	And it will last for a very, very long time.
	Certainly we wouldn't want to reach across U.S. citizens, and we don't, and that's absolutely right.
	But in relation to free speech in the U.K., I'm very proud of our history there.
	I'll bet you're proud of it.
	Here's Keir Starmer.
	What is he talking about?
	They're arresting people for Facebook posts.
	You can get arrested for performative praying, which I thought was a great term.
	So if you pray in front of a window and someone sees it, that could be seen as insulting, and you can get a citation or be arrested for it.
	Starmer once again denying this.
	I think he's on Bret Baier.
	He did say today, we do have this special relationship with our friends in the UK and some European allies, but we also know that there have been infringements on free speech that actually affect not just the British, but also affect American technology companies and, by extension, American citizens.
	House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, I think, has brought this up.
	This is about UK's Online Safety Act.
	Is the UK an EU? Trying to censor speech?
	No, we don't believe in censoring speech.
	But of course, we do need to deal with terrorism.
	By the way, it's true.
	They don't censor speech.
	They just arrest you.
	That's not the same as censorship.
	He's being very tricky here.
	We don't believe in censoring speech.
	But of course, we do need to deal with terrorism.
	We need to deal with pedophiles and issues like that.
	But I talked to the Vice President about it today, and we had a good exchange about it.
	And, of course, he's right to champion free speech.
	We champion free speech in the United Kingdom.
	And in relation to the measures that we've taken, obviously, we're very mindful that it shouldn't have an impact on U.S. citizens.
	Very demure, very mindful.
	Now, what this is about is, you heard it mentioned twice, It affects US technology companies.
	What they're talking about here is the Apple order.
	This morning, rare bipartisanship in Washington over new concerns about American cybersecurity.
	This gives the UK the right to basically spy on my data.
	At issue is an order from the British government that could affect people right here in the US. The UK government is reportedly demanding Apple provide backdoor access to any data in its cloud storage system.
	They've demanded this access not only to citizens of their own country, but to citizens around the world, which is...
	Pretty scary.
	Just last week, Apple said it would stop offering an optional security feature in the UK called Advanced Data Protection, which is found under Settings.
	That feature blocks Apple from unlocking your data.
	Apple holds the key to all of the data that's uploaded into iCloud.
	And the reason they do this makes sense.
	It's because, oh, I've lost my password.
	And so Apple can say, don't worry, we'll take care of you.
	We can get that data back.
	Advanced Data Protection says, no, no, no, I don't want Apple to have the key.
	But the UK may want Apple to go further in providing data access, presumably for national security or law enforcement.
	Here at home, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard forming a legal response, saying this would be a clear and egregious violation of Americans' privacy and civil liberties.
	Lawmakers urging action, saying these dangerous, short-sighted efforts by the United Kingdom will undermine Americans' privacy rights and expose them to espionage by China, Russia, and other adversaries.
	It's up to American politicians to start putting the pressure on the UK and saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	This is an American company.
	This is a bit out of bounds.
	It's kind of interesting to me that, you know, the UK is looking at, well, they've ordered Apple effectively, and I think Apple has complied.
	Like, don't encrypt it.
	And our own spy agency, the NSA, seems to be a trans cult.
	They're just talking about talking all day.
	I mean, what is going on in the world?
	Have you seen that?
	That NSA situation has not really been exploited by the mainstream media enough.
	It seems to me, if I was the editor of a Metropolitan Daily, I would take that story and just go after it.
	Well, it's the City Journal that's going after it.
	That guy, what's his name?
	Christopher Rufo?
	Rufo, I think.
	Rufo.
	Yeah, he's going after it.
	The mainstream media can't go after it because it's anti-trans.
	It's transphobic.
	It's no good.
	They're still all in on that.
	They can't do that.
	So...
	They're in a bind with this trans thing.
	It's just beyond them.
	Although, yeah, actually, I had a...
	Let me see.
	I have a clip.
	This is a TikTok clip, no less.
	Oh, no!
	No!
	I'm in your turf.
	This is a gay lady, and she's out of the club.
	Howdy, my name is Julie.
	I'm an adult human female.
	And to be in the gay club, you used to just have to do gay stuff.
	I'm a girl.
	I kiss girls.
	Homos.
	Done.
	Easy.
	Over with.
	We get it.
	No one gives a shit.
	But now...
	You gotta be a gay.
	It seems there's a lot more rules.
	You gotta read the fine print.
	You have to subscribe to a political ideology.
	You have to apparently be miserable and oppressed.
	You have to hate everyone who thinks differently than you.
	Fam.
	I just can't do it.
	I'm still going to be a gay, but I ain't in the club no more.
	Alright?
	If you're picking up what I'm putting down, let's be friends.
	Let's be friends.
	Alright, she's out of the club.
	She's a turf.
	Oh yeah, she's a big turf.
	I don't think she cares about what anyone does, but she just doesn't want to be a part of the club, which is a good sign.
	Yeah, we've found these clips over the years of these lesbians mostly.
	Gay males don't...
	Bring it up as much.
	But the lesbians seem to be very upset about it.
	All of them except Kara Swisher.
	She's all in.
	She is the leader of the cult.
	Yeah.
	That's because she's a Democrat.
	She's stuck in the Democrat ethos that won't allow you not to think that way.
	That's my hate listen.
	I can't even listen to my hate listen.
	It's gotten so bad.
	It's hurting the show.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Thursday I'll bring in clips from my hate listen.
	It's...
	Okay.
	It's always the same.
	What house are you in today, Scott?
	Oh, I hate Trump.
	Me too!
	Okay.
	What house are you in today?
	By the way, you know, we often play these supercuts of the news media saying the same thing over and over again.
	Yes.
	It's an old gag that seems to have legs.
	Yes.
	So I have a supercut of influencers.
	This kind of shows you how smart companies...
	Are using the internet and TikTok and Instagram to do exactly the same.
	They give the influencers money.
	They give them a script.
	And in this case, they all are also peeling a potato.
	And this is for some supplement company, I believe.
	So it's the exact same thing.
	They're peeling a potato with a potato peeler.
	It's crazy, and they say this.
	My dad is one of the highest-paid nutritionists.
	My dad is one of the highest-paid nutritionists, yet nobody believes him when he says these things.
	My dad was the highest-paid nutritionist in 2024, and still nobody believes him when he tells them.
	My dad is one of the highest-paid nutritionists in all of California, yet for some reason, nobody...
	My dad's the highest paid nutritionist in California, yet no one believes him when he says these things.
	My dad is one of the highest paid nutritionists in California, yet no one believes him when he says these things.
	My dad is one of the highest paid nutritionists, and here are some wild things he swears by that no one ever believes.
	My brother's the highest paid nutritionist in Europe, yet no one in the U.S. believes in when he shares these secrets.
	My dad's a dietician.
	Of course he'll make me a healthy dinner.
	My dad is the highest paid nutritionist in all of New York, but nobody believes me when I share this advice.
	There you go.
	Wow!
	Who dug that one up?
	Well, it's very easy to do for yourself.
	If you have the TikTok app, I know you only use it on the computer, but maybe time to get the phone out of the drawer, load the TikTok app, and you search for a term, and in the TikTok app, when you scroll, then it starts playing.
	Yeah, you get a variety of...
	Yes, but it starts playing the previews.
	So this was literally just scrolling through the previews, letting each one play as it came by, and then scrolling further to go to the next one.
	Did you put this together?
	I did not.
	I did not.
	But I saw how it was done.
	That's astonishing.
	Is it surprising, though?
	It's not a surprise in the least, but the obviosity, which is a good word, by the way.
	Obviosity?
	I like it.
	Yeah, the obviosity of this is people should be frightened by it.
	This is an op of the highest order.
	We're just being played by these marketing people.
	In every which way.
	You want to hear some Big Pharma plays?
	Love it.
	Okay.
	Okay, first an easy one, just like, what do you call it, low-hanging fruit.
	It didn't take long for one-year-old Soren's flu symptoms to land him in the emergency room.
	It was really overwhelming, and the fact that the hospital was already so packed with kids that were sick was also a startling thing.
	But as soon as it seemed he was getting better...
	He then got RSV. We had to, like, quarantine him away from his brother, and he was, like, crying to hang out with his brother, and it was just...
	It was really heartbreaking.
	It turns out there's been a big increase in families dealing with the same situation.
	So it's been different this year.
	Dr. Olukemi Akinrinola is used to busy days and seeing sick kiddos, but not like this.
	Thank you for picking up on that.
	If there's one thing I despise, it's calling kids kiddos.
	It's creepy.
	Busy days and seeing sick kiddos, but not like this.
	But on this particular day, It can be tough for parents.
	So many of these viruses have similar symptoms.
	Runny noses, coughs, some sort of fever.
	But we asked, what is the key to telling them apart?
	For the flu?
	Lethargy.
	For RSV. Respiratory distress either wheezing or just you can see the retractions in the chest area.
	For COVID. Three.
	So they're inflamed.
	So that's more COVID. And neurovirus.
	Four.
	Have a fever.
	Not as high.
	Usually it's about like the 99. Neurovirus.
	Yeah, so we have four.
	To 101. And once kids do start to feel better, they're actually more susceptible to other viruses at that point.
	The immune system was low.
	Easier for them to get everything else.
	After treatment, Sorin is feeling better.
	We're definitely on the up and up now.
	Doctors say during this time, keep an eye on your kid's symptoms and know that early intervention works best.
	You know, you know your child and kind of trust your gut a little bit.
	And in flu season, I'll be honest, it's probably better safe than sorry.
	Yeah, so there's your quademic.
	Unfortunately, the kid's not puking with norovirus, but this one...
	Yeah, how does that work?
	How do you get norovirus and not puke?
	Now, this is my favorite because it is a very important week, and I'm not downplaying the importance of the week because my daughter had an eating disorder.
	My stepdaughter had an eating disorder.
	Lots of girls have eating disorders, but it is National Eating Disorder Week, so let's celebrate with a new term.
	On the Medical Watch this afternoon, it's National Eating Disorder Awareness Week, and there is a disorder affecting boys and young men that...
	You've likely never heard about it.
	It's called Bigorexia.
	Bigorexia!
	Have you ever heard of this, John?
	I've heard of Big Erection, but not Bigorexia.
	Dr. Humak Khan is the Director of Adolescent Medicine at Advocate Children's Hospital and joins me now.
	Thanks for being with us.
	So first of all, what is Bigorexia?
	So Bigorexia is a term that describes muscle dysmorphia.
	It's a type of body dysmorphia in which an individual is hyper-focused on getting very muscular and lean.
	And so what are some of the warning signs to watch for?
	So some of the warning signs.
	Is it the gym too much?
	Yes!
	This is crazy!
	Bigorexia.
	What are some of the warning signs?
	Some of the warning signs to watch for.
	So some of the warning signs are...
	You'll kick your ass is one of them.
	The child is just getting very interested and working out.
	Oh, no!
	Oh, heaven forbid!
	When you're interested in working out, you better lay down, son.
	You've got bigorexia.
	These workouts are very excessive.
	This is an April Fool's joke.
	No, no, no, it's not.
	This lady had a white lab coat on and a stethoscope and everything.
	Happening every day, multiple times a day.
	And if this is also paired with any restrictive eating behaviors, like...
	Adhering to a fad diet, cutting calories, cutting carbs to the point where you're noticing your child is no longer eating like they used to.
	Do you mean like eating healthy?
	What is this?
	Your kidney is like an anti-report.
	This is great!
	No longer eating like they used to.
	But what's the difference between a child who becomes kind of aware of their looks, if you will, as they enter the teenage years and one who watches Joe Rogan is exhibiting conduct that parents Yeah, I think that's a really interesting point.
	And this week is National Eating Disorders Awareness Week.
	And I think it's really interesting to think about, you know, we focus on eating healthy and exercising and how that's important.
	But it's also important to note that when these things are done in excess, it can be very dangerous.
	Bigorexia.
	There you go.
	That's dangerous.
	By the way, the first report I wanted to make a comment on.
	Yes.
	They like the idea of softening you up with kind of pre-propagandizing the public that, oh, your kid has influenza, and he gets RSV on top of that.
	They always like to, which I don't know how often this happens, but the idea is to make you think that you're going to get two things at once.
	Yeah.
	To keep in play the idea that when you get the flu, you can also get bird flu or something, or the two will intermix and a new disease will evolve.
	That whole concept, which is very sketchy, has to be in the public frame of mind so we can always keep people in a state of fear.
	Yes.
	Bigorexia, also known as reverse anorexia or megorexia.
	How about Magorexia?
	There's a new one.
	Magorexia.
	I'm going to write it down.
	Magorexia.
	It'll be a thing.
	You watch.
	Magorexia will be a thing.
	You have to define what it is exactly.
	It's beefed up Trump supporters.
	Bodyguards.
	You wear red hats.
	That's it.
	That's Magorexia.
	I found this to be fascinating.
	I can back up his claim about the event taking place.
	I can't back up his lab claims.
	This is Dr. David Erb.
	Dr. David Erb.
	Not Herb, but Dr. David Herb.
	The ERB. Yes, and he has an explanation for the measles outbreak in Texas, which I thought was worth sharing.
	Hi, everybody.
	This is Dr. David Herb, Herb Family Wellness.
	Quickly, everybody needs to know that it's national news that there's a, quote, outbreak of measles in Texas, and it's in Gaines County, Texas.
	And the outbreak started with 14 individuals.
	It was the outbreak.
	The outbreak of 14 people.
	What they did not tell you is, guess what happened that caused the outbreak in Gaines County, Texas?
	It was a free measles vaccine campaign that vaccinated a bunch of individuals and literally is the cause of the outbreak.
	If you actually, in fact, there's receipts on this.
	You can actually go back and look.
	There's articles on it.
	And I know the propaganda wheel is turning, but here's the thing.
	It's not a coincidence that it's happening right now when RFK Jr. is about to put a dent in the whole pharmaceutical vaccine industry.
	But here's the other thing.
	There's a test called reverse transcriptase, RNA test, that you can test individuals that have infections and things and look at the virus.
	And if you do that with people with measles, you can see if it's a wild viral strain of measles or if it's a vaccine strain of measles.
	And guess what you find invariably almost every single time when you see these outbreaks?
	Do you think it's wild measles or do you think it's actually vaccine measles?
	And what you invariably find most of the time is that it's actually a vaccine strain of measles, not wild measles, which means...
	Guess what the cause of it was?
	The cause was the vaccine program in a time where they're actually trying to prove, hey, you know, that vaccines eradicate all these quote-unquote diseases when really the only thing that's keeping these things going is literally the vaccine programs that are actually causing people to get sick.
	So I don't know about a scream.
	I buy it.
	I buy it.
	I'll tell you why.
	I buy it too, yes.
	I buy it because this reminds me of the swine flu.
	The number of vaccines that went out with life swine flu in them and it was some sort of a supposed accident, I never believed that.
	It was designed to plant swine flu.
	Yes.
	Good work.
	And this makes nothing but sense because Kennedy's coming in, let's plant some measles, a measles quote-unquote outbreak, and then make a big fuss about it.
	I mean...
	Listen, we don't put anything past these ghouls.
	Just because there's billions of dollars involved in free money.
	I mean, why wouldn't you try this trick?
	Yes.
	I mean, just like Hollywood, you know, let's get rid of Gene Hackman.
	Everyone will watch the Oscars.
	And remember, Conclave is in the running.
	So what we are hearing is the word out of the Vatican is that the Pope is in serious condition.
	The words that they're using are extremely concerning.
	He's been hospitalized for more than two weeks with pneumonia and bronchitis.
	And although it appeared as if his condition was improving...
	Things have taken a turn.
	According to official reports, the Holy Father was up this morning and praying in the chapel.
	At some point, he suffered an isolated coughing fit, which caused him to start vomiting.
	An isolated coughing fit?
	That's quite the coughing fit if you start vomiting.
	This is not good.
	And praying in the chapel, at some point he suffered an isolated coughing fit, which caused him to start vomiting.
	And there's concern about aspiration, which is when food or liquid goes into your airway instead of through your esophagus.
	The episode was so intense that he's receiving what we are told is non-invasive medical ventilation.
	So what does that exactly mean?
	Here's pulmonologist Dr. Barbara Mann from Mount Sinai.
	Now we bring in the pulmonologist to explain it.
	Non-invasive mechanical ventilation is a tight-fitting mask that fits over your nose and mouth.
	And pushes air in and supports the worker breathing.
	This is really concerning.
	He's an elderly man.
	He's had many pulmonary complications to begin with.
	He's been in the hospital for a while now.
	And although he may have been stable for a couple of days going into this, this acute episode, I'm sure, set him back.
	A lot.
	And it's unclear whether he'll be able to recover from that or not.
	So the question on everybody's minds, has Pope Francis been given his last rites, which if you're not Catholic, it's a sacrament given to those who are close to death.
	That's like a question that was not in my mind, but thanks for bringing it up.
	It's not a question in my mind.
	It's not when you're close to death, it's you're dying.
	You're either dying or you just died.
	You're just right there at the death's bed.
	It's not because you're gonna die.
	You can do that tomorrow then.
	But the reason why we need this is because of the Oscars tonight.
	And it's unclear whether he'll be.
	Yes, yes.
	I gotta say that you're probably right.
	Yes.
	So the question on everybody's minds has...
	Everybody's mind.
	Everybody...
	Is it on your mind?
	That's not on mine.
	It was not on my mind until I heard the clip.
	...which, if you're not Catholic, it's a sacrament given to those who are close to death.
	The Vatican...
	If that was to be announced, it would mean that the Pope's condition has become so severe that death was imminent.
	And again, we just want to mention to both of you that it has not been announced, but people are waiting to see if in fact they do so.
	Awful news to hear.
	Thanks, Teresa.
	Awful news.
	I'm saying conclave for the win tonight.
	Conclave for the win.
	Looks like a good movie, by the way.
	Looks pretty interesting.
	Isn't it about a gay, a transsexual priest or something?
	There's all kinds.
	No, like the priest who becomes pope has ovaries and all kinds of...
	It's perfect!
	Yes, it's perfect.
	Oh, man.
	It's perfect!
	I thought Enora.
	Was it Enora the one that seems to be the last-minute favorite until Conclave all of a sudden took over?
	First it was some one other movie, then it was this Enora.
	This is all bullcrap.
	I haven't seen any of them.
	Onora.
	What is Onora?
	That's because none of these movies are any good.
	What is the Onora movie about?
	It's about a whore.
	Okay.
	Thanks for the plot line.
	That's basically it.
	Yeah.
	Comics for Blogger wants the Jesse film to win.
	Was it the Bondage movie?
	What's the Bondage movie?
	Pam Bondi?
	No.
	No, the Bondage movie.
	I don't know about a bondage movie.
	Pain.
	It's called Pain, I think.
	It's called Pain.
	Pain?
	Yeah, I think it's called Pain.
	Let me see.
	There's a bondage movie that's...
	What is wrong with Hollywood?
	These movies are all perverted.
	A Real Pain, yes.
	A Real Pain is the name of the movie.
	It stars...
	Oh, that's a comedy, though.
	It stars Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin.
	Yeah, Eisenberg.
	He's the guy who wrote the script.
	It's a comedy.
	It's a light comedy.
	It's not a hardcore bondage movie.
	I'm just telling you.
	This guy, this Jesse character is apparently a very talented screenwriter.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Is this another Brunetti production?
	This sounds like it's got Brunetti written all over it.
	No, Brunetti's still out of it.
	He's trying to get Scaramanga to do AI movies now.
	Have you been following that on X? No, but Scaramanga is supposed to be doing this with us.
	Brunetti came in and stole him.
	Oh yeah, he stole him.
	He stole Scaramanga from us.
	He's like egging him on.
	Wow, this is a real Hollywood backstabbing Hollywood move.
	Yes, that's what Hollywood dudes do.
	They sneak into your community, steal your guys, and you think we're going to get a Scaramanga movie created by No Agenda?
	No.
	No, we're not getting no royalties, no residuals, no nothing.
	We won't even get a screen credit as an associate.
	Which, according to Brunetti, is the lowest of the low.
	Oh, man.
	Thanks, Dana Brunetti.
	Maker of fine films as a series, House of Cards and Fifty Shades of Grey.
	Big time, no agenda producer.
	Just came in to get ideas from our people.
	Nice.
	Well, I came to the best.
	Well, this is true.
	This is true.
	Fact check false.
	What?
	Nothing, nothing, nothing.
	What did you just do?
	I just did...
	Fact check false.
	Fact check false.
	Yeah, I just threw it in there.
	Defending USAID clips.
	This is from NPR. Oh, yeah.
	This is still ongoing, of course.
	And this is interesting to me because this is...
	The NPR is all in.
	All this poor USAID. They've...
	Poor people.
	I want to go for these two clips and I want to go to the...
	I'm going to do this regularly, and I hate to tell you, but the best I could find is Jesse Waters.
	Who summarizes some of the scams going on, and he does a good job almost on almost every show.
	Let me guess.
	Is it trans, trans, LGBTQ, trans?
	Yeah, a lot of that.
	Yeah, of course.
	Because nothing gets the Fox viewers riled up than $2 million to some trans dance party.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Sorry, it was trans dance party.
	You got it wrong, USAID. All right, NPR. Been a difficult week for the United States Agency for International Development.
	The Trump...
	I love this guy.
	I want him to do jingles for us.
	You're listening to Noah Jones.
	He doesn't have to.
	You've got the voice.
	Been a difficult week for the United States Agency for International Development.
	The Trump administration killed nearly all of the aides.
	What?
	What?
	Yeah, what?
	Wow, what's his mind on?
	We're going to kill all of the AIDS, and you can hear him go, oh shit, I said AIDS, I mean AIDS. The Trump administration killed nearly all of the AIDS of the AIDS agency's programs, put thousands of its employees on administrative leave or laid them off.
	Meanwhile, a legal battle between the government and global health groups is going on about the funds that are still frozen.
	On Wednesday, the Supreme Court said it would weigh in, though it hasn't issued a ruling yet.
	NPR global health correspondent Fatma Tanis joins us.
	Hey, Fatma.
	Fatma, thanks so much for being with us.
	Thanks for having me, Scott.
	Help us understand it, please.
	In January, when Trump officials at USAID froze foreign aid funds, they also didn't pay organizations for work that was done before, in December and January.
	And these global health groups now say that they've had to lay off staff and are facing insolvency, so they sued the government to make payments.
	A federal judge then ordered the government and set a deadline for last Wednesday to make those payments, but on Wednesday night, the Trump administration appealed to the Supreme Court.
	And Chief Justice John Roberts paused the case, giving the government a reprieve.
	Then on Friday, global health organizations urged the Supreme Court to order the government to make those payments.
	It's about $2 billion that the government owes these organizations, and we're still waiting to see what the court will do next.
	And what about the terminations to the agency's grants?
	What kind of programs have been cut?
	So the administration sent out termination letters to organizations saying that it had determined that those grants were not aligned with agency priorities and that continuing those programs is not in the national interest.
	The administration has decided that more than 90% of USAID's grants are to be terminated.
	And some of those grants funded programs that work to deliver the Trump administration's own policy goals, like curbing migration, drug trafficking.
	Others provided shelters for rape survivors or education for children around the world.
	Okay, that's horrible.
	They go on and on and on.
	And so I got to the end of it because this last little bit here really kind of irked me.
	Sorry.
	But wait, then Jesse Waters follows that.
	Here we go.
	Fatma, where does this leave the global assistance industry?
	Well, it's quite the earthquake for the global aid industry.
	It's all interconnected, so this move by the administration has far-reaching implications.
	Millions of people around the world will feel the impact.
	One example, the U.N. said that 9 million people in Afghanistan would no longer have health services without U.S. funding.
	And organizations just say that there's no replacement, really, for the role that the U.S. had in the global aid sector.
	Okay, wait a minute.
	9 million Afghanis are getting health care from us?
	Yes.
	Do we have homeless encampments around?
	San Francisco is filled with them.
	There's tent cities on the main streets and all the rest of it.
	But we're paying for the health care of 9 million Afghani citizens?
	Are you kidding me?
	We have an epidemic of empathy in our country.
	An empathy epidemic.
	And people get so focused on the unhoused, on the poor Afghans, brown people in sandy areas.
	And they just forget about their own neighborhood, their own neighbors, their own family.
	It's really quite astonishing.
	And it is an effect of media-driven MKUltra programming.
	It's unbelievable.
	NPR plays it to the hilt.
	They're all in on this.
	Now, of course, the funny thing is that those 9 million Afghanis that are supposedly getting health care from us...
	It's really not going to them anyway.
	It's going to the Taliban for their general funds.
	Because that came out in this report.
	Waters discussing some of these scams going on.
	And then he kicks it to a congressional hearing where they discuss this.
	Doge found a $75 million contract for inclusive justice in Colombia.
	$40 million for indigenous peoples and Afro-Colombian empowerment.
	Another $40 million for female empowerment in Colombia.
	Pretty sure this money's for cocaine.
	But don't worry, we're also going to give the Caribbean $3 million for being gay and lesbian.
	You're gay and we want you to stay that way.
	And we still had money left over for terrorists.
	Mr. Roman, are you aware that we are sending $40 million a week to the Taliban?
	Yes, sir.
	Can you name other instances of foreign aid going to terrorist organizations?
	We have assisted al-Shabaab in Somalia.
	There's been instances of the Hamzi network in Sudan, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Hezbollah, Kata'i bar Hezbollah, Hayat al-Shams in Syria.
	Dozens of terror organizations have received indirect assistance from U.S. foreign aid.
	Wow!
	Bringing back a name, a blast from the past!
	Al-Shabaab.
	Yeah, baby.
	Al-Shabaab.
	Hadn't heard from those guys in a while.
	Eh, they get their money and shut up.
	That's like 2015 time Al-Shabaab.
	Um, well, Doge.
	Made some local news here.
	San Antone is right down the road.
	This was shocking, to say the least.
	The organization is also known as Endeavors, and you may have seen its administrative headquarters and wellness center on Dezabala Road, where it has a cluster of buildings and storefronts.
	Doge focused on an overflow housing facility for migrant families.
	Endeavors operates.
	in Pecos, Texas, which Doge says has been sitting empty, while Endeavors has been receiving the $18 million per month.
	Homeland Security reposted Doge's ex-post, tagging U.S. Attorney Ed Martin with the words, please investigate, to which Martin responded, duly noted, we are on it.
	I went to Endeavors' San Antonio headquarters today to get a comment from the organization.
	They responded late this afternoon by email.
	Endeavors was responsible for maintaining operational readiness at the PECA shelter, ensuring the ability to scale from cold status, operationally ready but not actively serving children, to full use of 3,000 beds as needed.
	Decisions regarding facility use and migrant sheltering locations were made by the federal government, not Endeavors.
	Any claims of corruption or mismanagement are baseless.
	Doge also claims Endeavors received its HHS contract in 2021 after a former ICE employee and Biden transition team member joined the nonprofit.
	So we ate $18 million a month.
	Yeah, it was about a quarter billion dollar contract.
	$18 million a month for a contract.
	3,000 beds?
	Empty.
	Yeah.
	Well, even if they're filled, let's see, what is that?
	18 million?
	Let me do a quick calculation on this.
	Yeah, do 18 million divided by 3,000.
	Divided by 3,000.
	Yeah, about, I'd say about $5,000 a bed.
	Am I correct on that?
	$6,000 a day.
	$6,000.
	No, a bed.
	$6,000 a day.
	$6,000 a bed.
	Which means...
	A month.
	This is $18,000 a month.
	So it's $6,000 a month per person.
	Per bed, yes.
	Yeah, or per bed.
	Okay.
	Which is $72,000 a year?
	Yes.
	$72,000 a year?
	Hey, come on, man.
	For one bed?
	John, if you and I had a hotel, we would be swimming in dough.
	We would.
	We'd be ramming so many illegals in there, you wouldn't know.
	It'd be so great.
	With our friends in Washington.
	Well, NPR's very upset about, you know, the good money for the Afghanis, even though it's going to Taliban, but they're okay with that.
	They're also very upset with the D.C. attorney situation.
	Before you move on, I have two more Doge clips.
	The first one includes Samantha Powers, who was at a demonstration.
	Because, you know...
	She had a picket sign?
	Tonight, uncertainty remains over the vast federal job cuts across several departments.
	A federal judge in California ruled the recent firings likely unlawful.
	And he said the Office of Personnel Management had exceeded its authority.
	The ruling does not mean those fired employees will be automatically rehired or that future firings will stop.
	Former workers at USAID spoke out against the cuts at a rally yesterday.
	What is being...
	Dunn is one of the biggest blunders in American foreign policy history.
	It is one that generations of Americans will look back on with horror.
	Things are now impacting.
	The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration being impacted by the firings as well.
	Here we go.
	800 workers on probationary status have been laid off.
	Those who were not let go say the fired employees include meteorologists who make crucial forecasts at the National Weather Service.
	Those NWS models are used by local meteorologists across the country.
	Chris Bianchi at our sister station 9 News in Denver says that data is directly responsible for keeping people safe.
	That tornado warning is not issued by me.
	It's not issued by the 9 News Weather Department.
	It's not issued by the TV enterprise.
	It's not issued by anybody.
	It's issued by the Weather Service.
	So, who would issue a tornado warning?
	The unions fighting the federal layoffs called the California judges' ruling a first step and vowed to keep up the fight.
	These are just feeds of data which any local meteorologist could translate and should be able to understand what's coming.
	I mean, as a pilot, I have that.
	I have information like that.
	Not only that, but yeah, okay, there's one model that they create.
	And these models, but when there's a big storm coming, if you even watch the regular weather channels or any of them, They show you all the different models.
	There's like 30 of them.
	There's 40. Oh, here's the European model.
	Here's the Russian model.
	Here's the model from NOAA. Here's the model.
	And they show all these different tracks.
	In fact, when Trump was president, he did his own model once, if you remember, because he drew a map where the hurricane was going to hit, and they ridiculed him for it.
	And this is just overkill.
	There's a question I have.
	Because this is a little unclear, and I'm trying to kind of get to the bottom of it.
	This is about Medicaid, and this is going around.
	People are very upset about this.
	As far as I know, no decisions have been made, but maybe you can enlighten us on this one.
	As an urgent care nurse practitioner, when I see a patient, really my focus is on what do I need to do for this patient to help them?
	Justin Gill is the State Nurses Association president and worries about his patients who may delay a medical visit because of cost.
	This as the House and Senate Republicans are working to pass at least $880 billion worth of cuts to Medicaid.
	Medicaid is a lifeline.
	During a virtual press conference, U.S. Senator Patty Murray explained 782,000 Washingtonians would be at risk of losing coverage if Republicans institute so-called work requirements to qualify for coverage.
	What would be the impact to your patients' access to care?
	It's only going to make matters worse when it comes to delaying care, leading to conditions that are going to be much more costly.
	ICU nurse Julia Barcott believes the cuts would be devastating to the most vulnerable people.
	She says 69% of the patient population at Astrid Topanish near Yakima is on Medicaid.
	You'd be surprised that it's your neighbors, family members, relatives, friends, that all have Medicaid to help with expenses and to have a more cost-effective insurance.
	State Senate Minority Leader John Braun says it's too soon to know what the impact on Medicaid will be, as there are multiple proposals and after President Trump has...
	A lot of our programs wrapped up in Medicaid waivers.
	I think all these are going to be looked at pretty closely at the federal level, and we should be prepared for changes.
	Gill adds the matter of caring for those who need it goes beyond party lines.
	Now, from what I understand...
	This is all fear-mongering, of course.
	By the way, what do they not understand about Trump saying Medicare will not be cut?
	They throw it in there.
	They quote him correctly.
	Medicare will not be cut.
	Medicaid.
	I'm sorry, Medicaid.
	Medicaid will not be cut.
	What can't you understand about that?
	Why are they doing this report?
	They're doing the same thing.
	I have two clips about this, by the way.
	The same thing with Social Security bullcrap.
	The Republicans themselves have said, hey, we're going to look for fraud.
	That's what we're going to do.
	From what I understand, this Medicaid fear-mongering is tied to the Social Security clampdown.
	And from videos I've been watching online, it's mainly able-bodied young women who are being required to work 20 hours a month in some form of service Maintain Social Security benefits, which include Medicaid.
	That's what I've understood.
	Yeah, well, I've seen no evidence of this.
	It's actually true.
	Well, letters have gone out, but that may be a Biden thing.
	That may not even be something from this administration, well, not administration, even from this Congress.
	So let's do your DC clips.
	Let me see.
	Before we go to this, since you were on this topic, the Social Security clips are better, and these are called doshal security.
	Doshal security.
	Is this a misspelling, or are you just super smart on me?
	This is good.
	These two clips, and there's two of them, they're trying to make it seem as though they want to cut Social Security, because that's part of the scheme of make Trump look bad, when in fact they're cutting employees.
	And the guy who does the report, one of these NPR guys who comes in, he knows this is a lie.
	And so he fumbles.
	And in both reports, these are two separate reports, he fumbles differently, but he fumbles both times knowing that this is, it's like guilt is in him when he does this.
	Which one do we go with first?
	The anal?
	The first one is, no, not the analysis.
	The first one is the short clip, just the twist one.
	Another email is being sent to federal employees, telling them to provide a list of their accomplishments this week by Monday night, and to expect a similar email every week.
	It's part of billionaire Elon Musk's efforts to trim the federal workforce.
	The Social Security Administration announced yesterday it's eliminating thousands of positions.
	NPR's Ron Elving has more.
	At this point, the cuts are to Social Security staff.
	The administration announced Friday it plans to cut 7,000 jobs in response to an executive order from President Trump, who has said he wants to slash the federal workforce, even in what have been considered politically sensitive functions, such as Social Security.
	Social Security advocates say that the agency...
	What did he say?
	Social Security?
	He blows it at the end.
	It's because...
	Politically sensitive Social Security.
	So what's politically sensitive about cutting staff?
	Nothing.
	But cutting Social Security is politically sensitive, and he knows they're trying to conflate the two.
	To try to trick the dumb listeners of NPR and the people that give him money.
	Let me hear it again.
	He wants to slash the federal workforce, even in what have been considered politically sensitive functions, such as social security.
	Social security advocates say that the agency is at its lowest level in staffing in 50 years, despite the growing number of recipients.
	Social charcuterie, I think he said.
	Social charcuterie.
	So this report was kind of twisted.
	So they didn't do it quite right.
	So later, not in the same show, but later came this report where it's a little longer.
	The same guy comes in.
	Again, they try to twist it to make it sound like they're cutting Social Security to make Trump look bad because he promised never to do that.
	Of course, the Democrats like to say, oh, are they going to cut it?
	And so he has the same guilty response reaction, only slightly different, but it's the same guy.
	Another email blast went out late last night to federal employees asking them to list what they accomplished in the past week.
	Is this different from the email that Elon Musk's Doge Group sent out over a week ago?
	Lots of confusion about this last night, Scott, and again this morning.
	The email came late Friday from the Office of Personnel Management, or perhaps still from the rather shadowy depths of...
	of Elon Musk and his minions, whom Trump has tasked with slashing the federal workforce.
	This email from OPM reiterating the original demand for the five bullet points looked like what Musk wanted.
	Now, it's not clear yet which of these messages, the first one sent from DOGE over a week ago, or this latest one, is more legitimate, and it's not yet clear whether this is real or just a gesture of some kind.
	Trump seems to suggest its purpose is to see how many of these federal employees actually exist or come to work at all.
	But in the short term, it's another way to lower trust and regard for the government and empower those who would displace it.
	In the half a minute we have left, possible cuts to Social Security, which used to be considered the third rail?
	At this point, the cuts are to Social Security staff.
	The administration announced Friday it plans to cut 7,000 jobs in response to an executive order from President Trump, who has said he wants to slash the federal workforce, even in what have been considered politically sensitive functions, such as Social Security.
	He's saying social charcuterie.
	I'm telling you.
	He couldn't say it again.
	Politically sensitive social charcuterie.
	I mean, it's like, what?
	What's wrong with you, dude?
	Politically sensitive.
	Cutting the staff, which is probably not necessarily because the problem is they cut the people who know what they're doing, which is typical.
	That's what you do.
	It's not good, but it's not cutting the payments to anybody.
	Nobody's getting shorted on their Social Security payments or benefits.
	But they keep trying to conflate the two, and they did it in both reports, and this guy feels guilty about it.
	Clearly, because he keeps stumbling over it.
	And by the way, breaking news, the Norwegian government has posted that U.S. ships will be refueled, and they apologized for the incident last night.
	Sounds like a rogue employee on the X account there.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	The old rogue employee.
	This is like the rogue employee, which reminds me of the situation that took place recently with Apple, where if you type in racist on the iPhone, it comes up voice recognition software.
	You say to the phone racist, and it's going to type it out, and it types out Trump?
	And then it erases and puts racist.
	Can anybody confirm that in the troll room?
	See, after you Siri...
	It was...
	I saw it confirmed.
	I saw it.
	I saw it.
	But, you know, AI, whatever.
	I want to know if anyone can confirm it with their iPhone.
	I would like to say if...
	Confirmed or not confirmed, if this even happened for a split second, this is a rogue employee.
	They blamed this and that and the other thing.
	We all know what it was.
	Some joker.
	If the video was correct, I've only seen one video of this.
	How many have you seen?
	I saw one guy do it live on TV, on local TV. Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Well then, good.
	And it was like...
	You know, John, it was not a rogue employee.
	It was a glitch.
	It's definitely a rogue employee, some joker.
	I know the type.
	It's like, I got an idea.
	Hey, watch this.
	This is what people do when you're working for a company and you get an idea like this and you think you can get away with it and you maybe could.
	Yeah.
	If you're really a good hacker, you could get away with a lot of stuff.
	I'm all for it.
	I think it's funny.
	It was very funny.
	I thought the whole thing was hilarious.
	Yeah, I think it's good.
	It's a feature, not a bug.
	Just remember, it's a feature of the iPhone.
	All right, now let's do your D.C. Attorneys clips because you're on a roll here.
	Yeah, we get to more NPR complaining.
	And this is the one, this is like, well, the clips are self-explanatory.
	This is about the firing or the demotion of these guys.
	Okay, here's the logic.
	I have somebody working for me who is politically active and he's causing trouble, and so I demote him.
	Yeah.
	My demoting him is not meaning I'm politically active.
	I'm just trying to get this political action, this activism out of the office.
	Yes.
	But no, no, that's not the way NPR sees it.
	No, no, no.
	That's not what's going on.
	Here we go.
	The new leadership in the Trump Justice Department continues to take actions against career prosecutors.
	Is this guy on the air 24 hours a day now?
	He's on a lot.
	The new leadership in the Trump Justice Department continues to take actions against career prosecutors.
	Yesterday, the acting U.S. attorney in Washington, D.C., demoted several senior attorneys, including those who oversaw cases against President Trump's political allies and January 6 rioters.
	NPR's Justice Correspondent Ryan Lucas joins us.
	Ryan, thank you for being with us.
	Thanks for having me.
	What can you tell us about these demotions?
	Well, sources tell me and our colleague Kerry Johnson that the acting U.S. Attorney in Washington, D.C., Ed Martin, Demoted at least seven top prosecutors in the U.S. Attorney's Office here.
	One of them is John Crabb.
	He was a supervisor in the office.
	He was involved in the cases against Trump allies Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro.
	He also oversaw January 6 cases.
	Another prosecutor is Greg Rosen.
	He led the Capitol Siege Unit.
	That's the unit that prosecuted January 6 cases.
	And then two of the other attorneys who were demoted worked on two of the most high-profile cases to come out of the Capitol riot investigation.
	One of the attorneys helped lead the prosecution against Stuart Rhodes.
	He's the leader of the far-right Oath Keepers extremist group.
	Far-right, extreme.
	Rhodes was convicted at trial of seditious conspiracy.
	One of the other attorneys helped spearhead the case against Enrique Tarrio, the former head of the Proud Boys extremist group.
	Tarrio, as well, was convicted of seditious conspiracy at trial.
	So the bottom line here is all of the attorneys who were demoted were senior prosecutors with a lot of experience.
	And now they're being reassigned to basically entry-level jobs.
	Oh, no.
	Seditious conspiracy.
	What is that?
	They overcharged these guys.
	It's pretty obvious.
	And then the fact that Bannon and Navarro spent time in prison for what?
	Yeah.
	That was totally politically motivated, and there's no question about it in anybody's mind.
	I mean, what's Bannon doing in jail?
	Seditious conspiracy.
	If he got thrown in jail for being a bad podcaster, that would be different.
	He should be in solitary confinement.
	If two or more persons in any state or territory or any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the government of the United States.
	Wow, that's a pretty heavy charge.
	I'm having lunch with Joe Coffey.
	He's one of the January 6th guys.
	He's here.
	Oh, he'll have stories to tell.
	Oh, yeah.
	You remember the guy with the crutch, holding the crutch up in the air?
	Oh, he's that guy.
	Yeah.
	And so what he was saying was, Pray, everybody, pray!
	And then he was getting beaten.
	He's a peacekeeper.
	Yes, he was getting beaten by some capital cop.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, he got through all day.
	Well, that's a good guy.
	You should buy.
	You should be paying.
	Of course I'm going to pay, yeah.
	He goes to our church.
	He just moved here, so I can't wait.
	We got a fun church group.
	You should get a picture.
	You should be holding up the crutch.
	The crutch?
	Yeah.
	Get a shot of that.
	Anyway, let's go.
	Two of this.
	Where's the reason given?
	Well, one source tells me that Martin notified these individuals by email.
	In at least one of the emails, Martin said that every U.S. attorney has to assess the needs of their office as set forth by the president and the attorney general and, in essence, their priorities.
	And therefore, these senior prosecutors were being reassigned, effective immediately.
	And at least one of the emails ended by saying, this change is not temporary.
	Now, I'm told that some of the senior prosecutors were assigned to misdemeanors, which is where brand new prosecutors in the office are usually assigned.
	Others were demoted to what's known as the intake section, which is also for junior folks in the office.
	One person I spoke with described these demotions as pure political retribution for working on cases that the Trump administration does not like.
	Now, I contacted the U.S. Attorney's Office about these actions for comment.
	It did not respond, but...
	This is not the first time that Ed Martin, the acting U.S. attorney here, has taken what appear to be retaliatory action against the office he leads.
	He previously fired more than a dozen prosecutors in his office who worked January 6th cases.
	So this is just the latest turmoil to hit the U.S. attorney's office here in D.C., which is one of the most important in the country.
	One of the worst in the country, too.
	It's a known fact.
	They're the guys who wouldn't do anything about the fast and furious situation.
	Right, right, right.
	Yeah, when Holder was taken as contempt of Congress, they wouldn't press charges against him, but yet they'll throw Bannon in jail.
	I can't argue the bad podcasting bit.
	I mean, he needed to go away for a bit.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage in the morning to you, the man who put the C's in the social charcuterie.
	Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only, Mr. John C. DeMora.
	Yeah, any morning do you have a stand?
	I'm currently in the morning.
	I should have seen Boots and the Graffiti and the Air Subs in the morning.
	The dames and the nights out there.
	In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
	Let me count to trolls.
	Hold on a second.
	All right.
	We outdid last Sunday.
	Last Sunday we had 2,573 peak trollage, and today 2,759.
	Ooh, getting back to the good old days.
	Which is now the, over the last 100 shows, it's been 2279 as the average, so we're above average.
	Very nice.
	Well done, trolls.
	And you know why, John.
	You know why?
	Trump is good for the show.
	As long as he keeps up the blurt.
	Keep on blurting, Prez.
	It's good for us.
	It'd be something, between now and next Thursday, Trump will do something.
	He'll get everyone all riled up.
	Yes.
	Oh, Lord, please, have President Trump do something to rile everybody up.
	It's good.
	We love having the trolls with us.
	They're in the troll room at trollroom.io, or they may be listening on one of those modern podcast apps.
	Today, I'm going to promote Podverse.
	Podverse, you can find Podverse at podcastapps.com.
	There's many more you can use, but these apps, the ones that have the live notification feature, you can listen to the live stream.
	It's fun.
	It's the modern way to listen to podcasts.
	More and more people are moving towards recording live in real time, which honestly you should demand from your podcast.
	You know, that is, and that you should be able to sit there in a troll room and troll them, be the studio audience.
	We have no fear.
	We love it.
	A lot of people have trouble, I think, doing live to tape.
	Oh, yes!
	One of the two reasons that we ever started doing a podcast together is the two of us, philosophically, are live-to-tape guys.
	We are, yes.
	We are no edit live-to-tape.
	And it is a philosophy.
	A lot of people won't...
	No, no, no.
	You've got to clean it up.
	You've got to record it, and you've got to clean it up, and you've got to do a cut-in, and this and that.
	And you know that there's these modern editors like Descript, or Descript, I'm not sure how you pronounce it.
	Where you can actually sample your voice and then if you...
	So first you can edit on the transcript, which is kind of cool.
	I'm going to edit this word out.
	But you can also have it replace words with your own voice.
	I mean, at what point do you just give up?
	It takes the soul out of it, people.
	It just takes the soul out of it.
	I don't understand.
	I don't understand why they do this.
	All of this is done under the value for value model.
	It's called overproduced.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, during COVID, when everybody was doing a podcast, that's when the role of podcast editor came about.
	I'm a podcast editor.
	You know, there are people with thriving careers as editors for influencers.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Christina's fiancé is doing some of that work now.
	It's pretty good.
	I think it's like $75 an hour.
	And it was responsible for the herky-jerk look that's become so in vogue.
	Yes, yes.
	Your hand's over here, then it's over here by a millimeter, then it's just looking that way, looking that way.
	Oh, yeah, you need the words on the screen, you need to pop something up, you know, flash, you know, because, oh, no attention's bad.
	It's like radio.
	Anyway.
	We operate under the value for value model, which is quite well understood these days, which means we do the show.
	We provide value to you.
	If you don't get value, tune out.
	If you do, consider returning some to help us.
	We ask for time, talent, and treasure.
	And we have a bunch of artists and prompt jockeys who are always at the ready to provide us some value back.
	In the form of artwork, which we like using in two ways.
	One is the actual artwork for each individual episode, which looks nice in the modern podcast apps.
	And also, Dreb Scott uses them for his chapter work, which is also a feature of the modern podcast apps.
	And you can jump around like, let me see what this section is about.
	And it'll even have a handy image, which should bring a smile to your face.
	Because most of the images the artists put together bring a smile to your face, some more than others, which means we chose the artwork from Matthew Dropko, officially Matthew Dropko 1972. For episode 1742, 1742, which we titled Golden Poop.
	Oh yeah, that was our exit strategy.
	The Golden Poop exit strategy.
	Forgot about that.
	And this was a worker chicken.
	A chicken worker, actually.
	As was discussed during the show.
	Wasn't...
	You liked it right away.
	I liked it right away.
	You thought it was the only one...
	Worth doing.
	That's one of the reasons I liked it right away because I didn't see anything that was going to work.
	I think I submitted.
	No, you said, find a better one and convince me.
	That's pretty much exactly what you said.
	That's exactly what I said.
	Not in that voice.
	But close.
	We briefly discussed Darren O'Neill's podcasting.
	What was that about?
	Was that People of Color podcast?
	I can't remember.
	Podcasting.
	Blue Acorn had a jump chump Trump, which was okay.
	People doing...
	The real AI ones are just becoming annoying.
	Let me see what else was there.
	There really wasn't anything...
	No, I can't see anything.
	Oh, a couple of people tried to do the gold card gag.
	Yeah, a lot actually, right.
	Yeah, Nico Seim tried.
	It just didn't quite work.
	And Dame Kenny Bent had the right idea with a Welcome to the USA tote bag, but then instead of a gold card, she had a platinum card.
	And then Brunetti's partner, Scaramanga, did the black kid eating the bat.
	Yeah, we're like, yeah, no, we don't think we're going to have a black kid eating him.
	That's going to be a great movie, Brunetti.
	I'm sure you'll be just fine.
	I saw a preview of the Brunetti movie, and it's a cheesecake lady sitting in a coffee shop with Jesus reading the Bible, and then James Bond outside.
	It's a very, very strange plot.
	I'm not quite sure exactly what they're trying to do there.
	The Acme of Podcasts.
	No, you were right.
	You're right.
	I think it was the best one.
	And we thank you very much, Matthew Dropko.
	Anybody can participate in this competition, which is the cool part about it.
	You just go to noagendaartgenerator.com.
	You can upload it.
	If you're doing it live, when we're doing it live, then you have a good shot of being chosen.
	Because right after the show, we find the opening snippet.
	We then check the credits, make sure they're good.
	It's like a nuclear code check.
	We both go through the list, make sure we don't miss anybody, make sure the switcheroo's are all done, then we choose the title.
	No, then we choose the artwork, then we choose the title.
	That's the sequence.
	So you can participate.
	And remember, lots of this art gets used in the modern podcast apps chapters.
	Now to the treasure portion of our value for value model.
	This is where we thank every single person who supports us with treasure, $50 and above.
	And we start in this segment with our executive and associate executive producers.
	These are real credits.
	You can use them anywhere.
	Especially, you can show up to Dana Brunetti's house and say, I'm an executive producer of the No Agenda Show.
	Let me in.
	And he'll probably get shot.
	$200 and above.
	Associate Executive Producer.
	You can put it on imdb.com or any of your social media profiles.
	Your LinkedIn looks very impressive there.
	And we'll read your note.
	$300 and above.
	You get an Executive Producer credit and we'll read your note.
	And we start off with Joel Sides from Medina, Texas, who comes in with $515.38.
	I'm pretty sure that's $500 plus the fees.
	And he says, John, you are a very good job of co-hosting the show.
	I think he means to do a very good job.
	I don't care what Adam says about you around the hill country.
	What?
	I don't know.
	What does he say?
	I don't know what I say.
	Ah, you do.
	The show is always entertaining and very informative.
	Thanks for all the hard work.
	Oh, not you're not.
	Oh, yes, I am.
	Commodore sides.
	He's a little discombobulated in his note there.
	But thank you, Joel.
	I speak nothing but highly of Dvorak.
	Some lady came up to me the other day and said, John, what did she say?
	She said, John, crack me up with something.
	I forget what it was.
	Came up to me, not to say like, hey, man, you're so awesome, or I saw you on Rogan.
	No, no.
	John was so funny on the last show.
	So it does happen.
	People love you.
	Sir Dude Named Ralph in Miami, Florida.
	He came in with $5.15.38.
	There we go.
	Same thing.
	Which means the Commodore plus $15.38 for the...
	For PayPal.
	For PayPal.
	This note is for my donation of $5.15 to earn my rank of Commodore of the No Agenda show.
	I want to thank you both.
	And the back office team and all the producers for making the best podcast in the universe possible.
	The show has been a valuable resource to me over the years.
	May I please have some jobs karma to ensure my job-seeking success?
	All the best.
	Barren dude named Ralph.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	We've got a Jeff Barrick, I think, B-A-R-I-C-H, Barrick from Coos Bay, Oregon, $3.50 and $0.93, which he says is $333.33 plus the PayPal fees.
	Jingles requested the full Trump clip of they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets, followed by Little Girl Yay.
	And this is a switcheroo.
	Uh-oh.
	All right.
	Let me...
	Get this ready here.
	In the morning, my name is Jeff Barich.
	Okay, a handy pronunciation guide there, Jeff.
	Thank you.
	You got it.
	You got it?
	Barich.
	Barich.
	And this donation is for my smoking hot wife.
	Libby Barich's birthday on 3-3, which is coming up tomorrow.
	I'd like this 333.33 plus PayPal fees donation to be in her name.
	Libby donated on my behalf years ago.
	I don't think either of us were deduced, so we both need to be deduced.
	We can do that.
	Oops.
	I got a deduced.
	You've been deduced.
	So we'll say that's for Libby and this one is for you.
	You've been deduced.
	Message to Libby.
	Happy birthday, and I want to thank you for all your support over the years.
	It is truly the glue that holds our team together, and I love you very much.
	Message to John and Adam.
	I'd also like to thank you guys for your coverage and let you know that you both really helped us stay sane throughout the COVID craziness.
	In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
	They're eating the cats.
	They're eating the pets.
	It's still funny.
	That is still the winning quote for me for the election.
	That was the landslide quote.
	The landslide quote.
	People don't appreciate it for what it is.
	No.
	Abel Dos Santos in Luanda.
	Oh.
	Africa.
	Africa News.
	Africa Donation.
	Luanda.
	What is that?
	Angola.
	Angola.
	It's from Angola.
	Angola.
	That's right.
	Oh.
	That's pretty cool.
	Well, that's nice.
	We got a Luanda Angola donation.
	$343.75.
	Thanks for being the greatest podcast in the world.
	Universe, too, by the way.
	Really appreciated searching or reaching out.
	I'm sorry.
	Reaching out from Luanda Angola, Africa.
	Send pictures.
	What's your rig?
	I want to see your rig down there.
	Hey, Commodore G checks in from Cincinnati, Ohio with 343.75.
	As always, you guys deliver.
	Glad to be a producer on the Zelensky Smackdown episode.
	Commodore Indy the White Shepherd says hello as well.
	Infinity more years!
	Ryan M in Cold Spring, New York came in with 34333. Hello, John C and Adam.
	I... Ryan M. of the Lower Hudson Valley have finally arrived at the round table with a third payment of 34333. I wish to be knighted as Sir Weegee the Famous.
	Sir Weegee the Famous.
	Please have two tubes of both the salt and pepper mix of both, which is the name of the product, both, the salt and pepper mix available for me at the round table.
	Both is a hilarious, simple, and equally tasty.
	It's good on french fries.
	Tasty because it's a very fine grind of salt.
	Yes.
	A tasty product that I have recently launched.
	Ah, he's our guy.
	He's our guy.
	He's the both guy.
	It's the salt and pepper mix with two options.
	One is more salt, less pepper.
	The other is more pepper, less salt.
	Okay.
	Each of them at what we have thoroughly determined to be the perfect ratio for which For whichever direction your taste buds lean, both can easily be purchased at useboth.com.
	Useboth.com.
	And our humorous content can be seen on Instagram at use underline both.
	Use both.
	Please play jobs, jobs, jobs, and one goat scream.
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Did you receive a package of these CBD THC pills?
	No.
	From an outfit called, I think it's 1060 or 1090?
	No.
	I did get my first Ohio State hoodie, though, and I will be thanking everyone who sent these.
	Oh, that's nice.
	I don't know who this is.
	They've got...
	It comes in a bag that says definitely not drugs, which is pretty funny.
	I don't know who sent it.
	I think it's 1060. Oh, well, I got some...
	Okay, I have a similar situation.
	Ah.
	I had three...
	I can't remember the brand name, Real Pepper or something.
	There's these hot sauces, three different hot sauces.
	Somebody sent it.
	It was packaged well enough that the...
	Fact of the matter is the three bottles of hot sauce, tobacco-sized bottles, Tabasco-sized, I'm sorry, Tabasco-sized bottles, and there were three of them.
	There's a habanero, there's another kind of a regular one, and then there was the ghost pepper one.
	The ghost pepper one broke.
	Oh, no!
	Split in half and coated the packing material.
	It didn't leak out of the box, which is surprising.
	But the packing material was soaked in ghost pepper goo.
	I was just...
	Go ahead.
	So I had to rinse out.
	The other two bottles were stained with the ghost pepper goo, too, and I had to wash them off.
	They were okay.
	They came in intact.
	The ghost pepper one, which was brand-named Oly, O-L-Y, Oly Ghost, got tossed.
	That's funny.
	Process of tossing it and the packaging, it stunk up the house with a rather nice smell, by the way.
	Ghost pepper aroma isn't that bad.
	But it was very distressing for me.
	It's funny because last night we just watched the Seinfeld episode where he has the hot sauce that he has to bring back and it gets crushed in the overhead bin on the plane and it's all inside his suitcase.
	Coincidence?
	I don't remember that one.
	Coincidence?
	I think not.
	Jeff Ria.
	Maricopa, Arizona, 333.33.
	First time donation.
	He doesn't ask for it, but I'm going to de-douche it.
	You've been de-douched.
	He says, please play in order.
	Don't be a dick.
	Goat scream and you've got karma.
	73's Jeffrey Ria.
	His call sign is Alpha Bravo for Golf Tango.
	73's Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie.
	Don't be a dick.
	You've got...
	A radar writer, or at a radar writer in Milton, Georgia, 333.33.
	TPP jobs karma, please.
	Which one's that?
	I have it.
	Don't you worry.
	This brings me to the knighthood.
	Please knight me, sir, radar writer.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Brisket and bacon.
	Brisket and bacon.
	Interesting.
	At the round table, please.
	Jobs.
	God's karma.
	Jeffrey Hodge is in Linfield, New South Wales, Australia, 297.17.
	Now, do you think that this is a 300 donation that got chopped down?
	Well, it would come in at the rate that it was a spreadsheet.
	This wasn't put on by hand.
	So this would be $297 in American dollars.
	So it was definitely probably $333 or higher.
	I'm going to have to move him up then.
	Yeah, $333.
	Might have been $8,000 for all I know.
	And Jeffrey says, Sydney, Australia.
	Thank you.
	My wife Jen hit me in the mouth in 2024 and got me listening to the best podcast in the universe.
	Good wife.
	Thanks for bringing some normality and levity to a crazy world.
	Trump is good for the show.
	There will be no shortage of fodder for four more years.
	This is our first donation, so we need a double dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	And we'll do one more for the wife.
	You've been dedouched.
	And we request they're eating the hogs.
	Well, I don't think we have that one.
	We'll have to replace the H with a D. It never gets old.
	Regards, Jeff.
	They're eating the dogs.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	They should be eating the hogs.
	Yeah, that's good eating.
	Dame Rita.
	Hey, there's Dame Rita again in Sparks, Nevada.
	She's been a regular recently.
	222.22, a bunch of ducks there.
	ITM, John and Adam, thank you for the best.
	Dame Rita.
	Well, that's an easy one.
	Matthew Martell.
	I'm sorry.
	Yes, Matthew Martell from Brumall, Pennsylvania.
	210.60.
	He says, since you both love content suggestions, here's a segment idea for you.
	Take note.
	Take notes, John.
	I've got a pen.
	John C. Dvorak's little-known facts.
	It's not a tip.
	It's a fact.
	Visit martelhardware.com.
	That's double L, martelhardware.com.
	Use coupon code USAPLUSBUNDLE. USAPLUSBUNDLE for an additional 10% off your order.
	Hot Pockets!
	Hot Pockets!
	All right.
	Jeez.
	Yeah, well, he's on board.
	Along with Eli the coffee guy.
	On the next name on the list in Bensonville, Illinois, 20302. And he has a longer note saying, March 1st, I completed another trip around the sun.
	Oh, it's his birthday.
	But my birthday present came a day early in the form of a meeting at the White House between Trump and Zelensky.
	Politics is my sports ball, and the game is finally entertaining to watch again.
	John, I think your newsletter analysis may be correct.
	Trump is out to stick it to the Europeans.
	Only time will tell how this plays out.
	Jingles, I'm going to come and F the EU. There you go.
	I guess he's on board with that too.
	For all the coffee lovers out there, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use the code ITM20 for 20% off your order.
	Thank you for your courage and stay caffeinated, says Eli the Coffee Guy.
	I'm going to come.
	And Linda Lupakkin checks in, as she always does, every single show with $200, requests Jobs Karma, and says, for a resume that gets results, visit imagemakersinc.com.
	It's the go-to for all of your executive and resume job search needs.
	That's ImageMakers Inc.
	with a K. And work with Linda Lu, Duchess of Jobs and Writer of Resumes.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yes, that wraps up our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1743. Thank you all very much.
	We, of course...
	I want to thank everyone who came in $50 and above, which we'll mention in our second donation segment.
	Never under 50 for reasons of anonymity.
	And remember, you can always put together a sustaining donation.
	They're very helpful for us.
	Go to NoAgendaDonations.com.
	Any amount, any frequency, it's all up to you.
	That's NoAgendaDonations.com.
	Again, congratulations to our executive and associate executive producers.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	They're eating the dogs.
	Shut up, slave.
	Hey, yay, yay, yay.
	I have a side note clip I want to play.
	Side note?
	About Joanne's House of Fabric that's closed.
	Joanne's?
	They've gone bankrupt.
	I've never even heard of Joanne's House of Fabric.
	What is this?
	Well, Joanne's is a massive chain of fabric stores if you were a girl or a woman.
	Older.
	Because it turns out that, and I find this to be a depressing report because it discusses the fact that nobody knows how to sew anymore.
	I can sew.
	I can sew.
	I know how to use a sewing machine.
	I know how to wind the spindle on the spool.
	Of course you do.
	I used to love it because that was when I'd get to play accelerator pedal.
	My mom taught me how to do it.
	You know, when you're putting it on the spool.
	That was fun.
	So that's over now, huh?
	Do people even buy sewing machines anymore?
	We have a family of people.
	Everybody in this family has one of the old Singer slant needle, which is a classic sewing machine that's very easy to use and one of the greatest.
	It's all mechanical.
	There's no...
	So it's got gears.
	It's old-fashioned.
	By the way, thank you, Untoward.
	Yes, the bobbin.
	I'm sorry.
	The bobbin.
	The bobbin, right.
	I wish I should have caught that.
	You should have.
	Yes, you should have.
	Yeah, I dropped the ball.
	Play this clip.
	This talks about the store closures.
	If you love to sew or do other projects with fabric, you might have already headed to your local Joanne's store to pick through what's left.
	Joanne's for the non-crafty used to be the country's biggest fabric retailer, but it went bankrupt, and this week it started closing some 800 stores.
	I've been to a couple of the stores, and I walk out and I cry.
	Ingrid Crapo is a professional maker of things with fabric.
	I have 10 sewing machines.
	I've done everything from uniforms for the University of Maryland to mascots for all of the sports teams in D.C. Craypo says she will miss a well-stocked fabric store.
	She says the craft stores closer to her don't have much of a selection, and she calls online shopping for fabric a nightmare.
	Bet you didn't know, Michelle, that Joanne Fabric started out as, of all things, a cheese shop in Cleveland during World War II. German immigrants Hilda and Bertolt Reich sold cheese and fabric in a little store they ran along with their friends, Sigmund and Matilda Rohrbach.
	I did not know that.
	And you know what?
	Hey, none of them was named Joanne.
	No.
	But the store was named after their daughters Joan and Jacqueline Ann, and it sold more fabric than cheese.
	And back then, making your own clothes was often cheaper than buying off the rack.
	Sewing is a lost art in America.
	Mike Edwards, vice president at Joann's in the early 2000s.
	That's the only reason they give, is sewing is a lost art in America?
	I think that is the reason.
	Nobody knows how to.
	They don't teach it in school anymore.
	They used to teach it in high schools.
	They used to have auto shop in high school.
	They used to have wood shop in high school.
	They used to have metal shop in high school.
	They used to teach sewing in high school.
	They used to teach cooking in high school.
	Now they teach gender studies.
	When I was a kid in Holland, they taught us pinnaken, pinnaken, pinnaken.
	At Pinakun, you had a mushroom, and so it was like a wooden mushroom with a hollowed-out core.
	So, like, the mushroom stem would fit in your hand.
	It was kind of lewd now that I think about it.
	It sounds gross.
	And the mushroom head had, I think, eight or maybe ten nails in it, and you would use a crocheting needle.
	And you would route the yarn around one of the nails and then pull it down the bottom, put it back up and pull it down the bottom so that you got a long trail of, you know, of something you pinnaked.
	I'm sure some Dutch people are going, wow, that he remembers that.
	Pinnaken.
	So they taught us that.
	Even the boys.
	Even the boys did the mushroom thing.
	It was quite normal back in the day.
	They don't teach anything like that.
	They don't even show kids how to...
	How to balance a checkbook.
	Oh, you don't need a checkbook.
	Use a credit card.
	They've got Venmo.
	They can't even add and subtract.
	I mean, it's unbelievable what's happened to the education system.
	Who needs a checkbook when you've got Venmo?
	Or Cash App?
	Don't need it.
	You don't need it.
	Everything's going to the phone.
	In fact, I have...
	I thought I had a...
	Yes, in Ohio.
	In Ohio, they really want everything on the phone, all your ID. Representative Thomas Hall is one of the sponsors of bipartisan House Bill 78. The bill would allow Ohioans to use a valid digital ID instead of a physical ID card in almost any case except voting.
	We want to make sure that the infrastructure is ready for that and secure for that when we get to that day to allow for digital IDs for voting, whether that's in our lifetimes or the lifetimes after us.
	Under this bill, you'd be able to use a digital ID when you get pulled over for any BMV purposes and at more local businesses.
	Yeah, moving towards a digital ID. You know, now that I think about it, my mom used to have patterns, and she'd put the paper patterns on the fabric, and we always loved using that roller with all the little teeth on it.
	So you roll it along the pattern so then it leaves kind of the marks in the fabric so you know where to cut.
	And I remember the glorious day when my mom wasn't home and I got her...
	What is that thing called?
	The roller?
	The pattern roller?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Right after I got out of college, I had a girlfriend who was a fashion designer and she actually made patterns.
	There's also these famous pattern makers who do all of them.
	And I had a pattern made for shirts.
	For me.
	Yes.
	And you can take these pile of patterns and you take them to some seamstress or somebody that knew what they were doing and they'd make you a custom shirt right off the spot.
	I mean, these guys have lost art.
	Hey, all right, boomer.
	It's about right.
	It's like pathetic.
	So the day that was very sad is when I decided to use the roller all over the cherry wood coffee table.
	I remember my mom.
	Well, there's the drawback to all this.
	I didn't know if she wanted to beat me.
	I remember a very sad, sad look.
	I think God would take the roller and run it up and down your arm.
	A very, very sad look on her face.
	Sorry, Mom.
	I forgot about that.
	Oh, brother.
	Little update on Gene Hackman.
	The story gets crazier by the moment.
	We started with Gene.
	We might as well end with Gene.
	Here at home, authorities say data from actor Gene Hackman's pacemaker shows he was likely dead for nine days before the bodies of he and his wife were found at their New Mexico home.
	Santa Fe County Sheriff says the pacemaker shows Hackman's last event was recorded February 17th.
	Hackman and his wife...
	Betsy, along with their dog, were found dead this week in circumstances officials deemed suspicious enough to warrant a thorough investigation.
	The cause of death remains unknown.
	The pair did not show any external trauma and there were no immediate signs of foul play.
	The pair is also testing negative for carbon monoxide, likely ruling that out as a cause of death.
	Can you actually test for carbon monoxide posthumously?
	In the blood, you can.
	Oh, you can?
	Okay.
	Yeah, because that's what it does.
	I mean, it's just a blood.
	Disorder, actually, because it gets in the blood and it doesn't let the blood work.
	What do you think happened here?
	Mimi has the best theory.
	Ah, can always count on Mimi.
	If you've got too many eggs or a dead actor, Mimi's your gal.
	And I brought the story up with a number of people and everyone I tell it to, they go, oh, makes nothing but sense.
	Here's what happened.
	It's Epstein.
	No.
	So Hackman fell, had a fall or something, or had a heart attack.
	He had some...
	He had an issue.
	He fell and died.
	Yeah.
	The wife saw this, and she didn't know why, couldn't revive him, and she was freaked out, and so she decided to take some sedatives to calm herself down, took too many, passed out, dropped the bottle of pills on the floor, the dog ate the pills, and it died.
	Because there were pills all over the floor, and there was a dog in the house, and dogs eat crap off the floor.
	Yes, they do.
	So the first thing you do if you find your 95-year-old husband dead is grab the pill bottle?
	Well, she was probably just enamored with this guy.
	She didn't know what to do, so she wanted to calm herself down.
	And she took some, you know, who knows why, but she took some pills.
	Or maybe she said, I... Hell, I can't go on without him, and maybe she killed herself.
	She was 65!
	She was young!
	Whatever the case was, the pills fell to the ground, and that's what counted for the dead dog.
	Because the other two dogs were alive outside.
	Hmm.
	Well, that's...
	I mean, I don't see how they can say it's a suspicious circumstances, but...
	Well, there's three dead things.
	What's this?
	What's this?
	Three dead things.
	What's this?
	Well, it's a tragedy.
	I'd like your input on this.
	This is the Bezos change to the opinion page on Washington Post.
	Jeff Bezos wants to change things at the Washington Post's opinion section.
	He would like opinion writers to narrow in on two things, personal liberties and free markets.
	He said that they will cover other things, but opposing viewpoints to those two positions specifically would be published at other outlets.
	It's yet another major change at the paper.
	David Shipley, the editor of the Post's opinion section, stepping down rather than leading Bezos' new direction.
	So question one and two.
	Question one is, why do you think he made the change?
	And question two is, why is everyone so upset about it?
	Well, first of all, we played this clip in the last show.
	Well, then tell me.
	I don't remember it.
	Oh, boy.
	It's starting.
	It's starting.
	This is how it starts, yeah.
	I think he's sick of the orientation of the...
	Without saying, let's do more stuff that's pro-business or just compete with the Wall Street Journal, let's be a little more neutral.
	He decided to take this tact.
	It's a tact.
	But what it really amounts to is you guys are doing a crappy job.
	It's very lopsided, pro-Democrat reporting.
	An environment that the general public, as you can tell by the election, doesn't want.
	And they're not going to approach it.
	You guys already screwed us over because of the not endorsing Kamala Harris and saying we're not going to endorse her even though I own the place.
	And I say no.
	And it's usually, generally speaking, in the history of newspapers, it's always the owner who makes these decisions about who gets endorsed.
	So he says no, and then they have a bunch of people walking off, and then they have a whole bunch of people quitting their subscriptions.
	You look at that and say, no, we don't want this kind of delicacy where you have to be walking on pins and needles in favor of something.
	I'm going to get a real audience that appreciates the paper for what we do, so we're going to change our orientation.
	That's all it is.
	Everyone's all bent out of shape.
	Yeah, well, why?
	But exactly why?
	Oh, because you don't like the idea of privacy and liberty and you don't like the idea of...
	No, we'll have none of that.
	We'll have none of privacy and liberty.
	No, that's no good.
	Pro-business?
	Pro-capitalism?
	No, we hate capitalism.
	We want Marxism.
	These people should be fired on the spot if they complain.
	And the guy who quit, good riddance.
	I don't think...
	Why do you quit?
	In a market where the newspapers are failing left and right, you can't get a job doing any of this.
	So what's he going to go, work for MSNBC? This editorial page editor?
	Where's he going to go?
	Pittsburgh?
	According to Kara Swisher, oh yeah, no, she...
	Oh, Matt, I should have clipped this, I'm sorry.
	She said...
	All kinds of people are calling me, particularly from the New York Times, asking me if I should hire this person from the Post or that person.
	Everyone's being poached from the Post now.
	It's Post poaching.
	And everyone's calling Kara Swisher to get her input.
	What?
	Was she ahead of personnel for Newspapers USA? What is this all about?
	I don't know.
	She's a tool.
	She's a card.
	Let's put it that way.
	She's a card.
	She's a card.
	That's right.
	She's a card.
	There's an old term we should bring back.
	Yeah, she's a card.
	I got a note from one of our producers saying someone very close to him is a U.S. military drone operator.
	Didn't say which branch.
	And apparently his brother-in-law got deployed last week and is currently dropping bombs from drones onto cartel spots in Mexico.
	This wouldn't surprise me.
	No, but it surprises me that no one is reporting on it if it's happening.
	That wouldn't surprise me either.
	Well, good point.
	Let's talk about this.
	Let's talk about it.
	This is Trump.
	He gave an interview to The Spectator on a podcast.
	And this is an excerpt from it talking about Biden, who got Biden ousted.
	And this podcast dropped like the day before the Zelensky thing.
	It dropped!
	It dropped!
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You're right.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	I'm always ridiculing that phrase.
	Yes.
	And I just used it.
	Here we go.
	I feel bad now.
	Here we go.
	I asked him, I said...
	God, his voice sounds so bad on some recordings, like he has no power.
	I asked him, I said, so, who do you blame?
	Because he was very angry.
	He was a very angry guy, actually.
	And he said, I blame Barack.
	And I never think of him as Barack.
	You know, you always hear Obama.
	He said, you have to think about that for a second.
	And he said, and I also blame Nancy Pelosi.
	I said, what about the vice president?
	He said, no, I don't blame her.
	Which was interesting.
	He didn't blame her.
	He told me he blamed those two people.
	Yeah, not surprising.
	No, not surprising.
	It got buried by the other reporting, so it didn't get out, really.
	Today I only have one AI clip, and this is actually, this makes sense to me when it comes to AI, because the only thing I've really seen AI good at is...
	You and your AI hate.
	It's a lot of hate.
	I just don't want people to get snookered into this.
	I mean, when I see Glenn Beck having actual conversations with Grok3 and then telling people about his conversation, I get worried.
	Well, that's worrisome for sure.
	I asked Grok, and Grok said this, and I said, Grok, how old are you?
	And Grok said, in human years, I'm 21, but I gain in intelligence and knowledge about, what was it, about 18 months per day.
	And Glenn Beck said, oh, it's going to take over.
	It's going to be so smart.
	Maybe Grok's a liar.
	Yeah, and then just wait until it gets hooked up to...
	Quantum computing.
	Oh, everything will all be over then.
	Beck, invite me back.
	I've got to set you straight.
	Yeah.
	Actually, he should.
	He's a big fan of yours.
	I told you this.
	You never heard it, but I heard it.
	He says you're like his brother.
	From another mother.
	Is what he said.
	Yeah, it's pretty quite interesting.
	Yeah, well, I like him.
	I like Beck a lot.
	Oh, he seems like a great...
	I'd love to go over there and look at his museum.
	I've seen it twice now.
	That museum is outrageous.
	Yeah, private museums are all over the country.
	You get to see them once in a while, here and there.
	And they're just generally dynamite.
	But half of the museum...
	Well, not half, but a large portion of his collection is just in the studio complex.
	He's got like a...
	Like a 1930 Bugatti.
	It's one of those things you got parked in the hallway.
	It's a piece of art.
	It's not really a car at this point.
	It's beautiful, though.
	So this made sense as something that AI is good at, which is creating images, writing stupid copy.
	And so it makes sense that this is happening.
	This is in Virginia.
	A shake-up in the makeup of one of Richmond's largest employers is now underway.
	CoStar Group, who operates real estate websites like homes.com and apartments.com, laid off more than 100 employees Thursday, according to a company's statement and people familiar with the cuts.
	sources tell CBS 6 the cuts impacted multiple departments those positions included managers editors writers production and video staff some who were laid off say they are frustrated because they moved to the area for the stability they thought they'd acquire from the high-paying corporate job co-star did not respond to direct questions about the layoffs however a press release on their website stated the layoffs were due to annual performance management and a reallocation of roles with the use of artificial intelligence the company wrote
	in a press release quote co-star group sees rapidly growing value in leveraging artificial intelligence to improve content creation drive operational efficiencies and build the next generation of digital real estate user interfaces In the same release, CoStar said they will be adding an additional thousand jobs over the next year to their sales and market analyst teams, as well as jobs from the acquisition of another real estate company.
	This makes sense to me.
	All the AI has to do is say the following.
	It's a great house for entertaining.
	Your stuff will look great in here.
	There's not much to it.
	There's not much to it at all.
	But yeah, I can see where they don't need a whole bunch of people to do that.
	Get rid of them.
	And they're hiring a thousand people back in sales.
	It's great.
	So, it's a wash.
	It's a wash.
	I'm seeing interesting clips here on your list.
	I'd like to hear Joy Behar.
	Yeah, this is Joy Behar going off on Musk, and the theme of this is, Musk, go back to Africa!
	The guy was not born in this country, who was born under apartheid in South Africa, so has that mentality going on.
	He was pro-apartheid, as I understand it.
	Now I'm getting some flack because I said that Musk was pro-apartheid.
	I don't really know for sure if he was.
	He grew up at that time when apartheid was in full bloom, before the great Nelson Mandela fixed that.
	He was around at that time, but maybe he was, maybe he wasn't.
	He might have been a young guy, too.
	So don't be suing me.
	They're allowed to say any lie they want, but we have to be really strict.
	That's why this show's important.
	That's why this show sucks.
	Because...
	What was that all about?
	The Republicans can lie all they want, but we have to be very strict.
	Yeah.
	How about your wall of receipts?
	All right, this is a good series.
	This is a couple of series from last show.
	This is from PBS. This is the wall of receipts.
	This is about the evidence that we have about different kinds of corruption and whatever, but this is the wall of receipts.
	Billionaire Elon Musk says his campaign to fire tens of thousands of federal workers and cancel government contracts is in the name of rooting out fraud and waste.
	His Doge group has posted what it calls a wall of receipts on its website.
	That claims it has saved billions by cutting certain federal contracts.
	That many of these so-called savings are either misleading or incorrect.
	Our White House correspondent, Laura Barone Lopez, has been looking into this and joins us now.
	So, Laura, what kinds of savings are Musk and his team claiming, and does the math add up?
	So, Elon Musk and his team on that wall of receipts say that their total cuts equal $65 billion in savings.
	They base that on contract cancellations, firing workers, and, quote, fraud detection.
	But as the New York Times...
	First reported five of Doge's biggest contracts that they say have resulted in savings.
	Ended up being deleted from that wall of receipts after outlets pointed out that there were errors.
	And some of the biggest errors in savings are, as CBS first reported, a USAID contract for $650 million that was listed three times.
	As Intercept first reported, a Social Security contract listed as $232 million instead of $560,000.
	And an ICE contract that Doge listed as $8 billion, when in reality it was $8 billion.
	And it's important to note that that $8 million ICE contract was a credit line.
	That means that ICE may have never ended up paying out that total $8 million.
	And some of these contracts were on the wall of receipts were either already paid or canceled under the Biden administration.
	So Doge is essentially taking a lot of credit for some of these contracts that don't appear to be...
	Do we have any proof of what they're saying here?
	Because I keep hearing this, this 8 billion versus 8 million.
	Well, 8 million, 8 billion is quite the difference.
	Yeah, but still, they're going over, they're doing accounting, and this is an ongoing thing.
	Yeah, there is a difference between 8 million and 8 billion, and you're going to make these mistakes if you start throwing everything up on a website.
	Yeah.
	You know, just hilter-skelter.
	It's not being well organized, and it's not getting any support, especially by NPR and the Democrats that think this is terrible, that you're exposing any of this stuff, like promoting gaydom in the Caribbean.
	Gaydom?
	Gaydom in the Caribbean.
	Yeah.
	That's part two.
	I know you were working the phones and talking to vendors who appear on this so-called wall of receipts.
	What did they tell you?
	So our colleague Kyle Madura spoke to one of these federal vendors, Taylor Jones.
	His company, CulturePoint, does leadership and management training.
	And his company was listed on Doge's wall of receipts as having a contract for almost $10 million.
	But Taylor Jones told NewsHour that not only was the amount of money wrong, it was actually $100,000, but it was not a guaranteed payment, it was a credit line, and the agreement with the government was never signed.
	We never had a contract, and we've actually never had a contract with a government that was, you know, a $10 million contract, or even a $1 million contract.
	So, not that we're opposed to it, but it just never happened.
	So, we were a little surprised to start getting calls from reporters about a non-contract that was never executed.
	So, essentially, there wasn't even a contract to delete, Jeff, and...
	When you look at all of this across the board, the math is really not adding up to $65 billion.
	There will be people who will say, well, what Musk is trying to do is still a worthy effort trying to clean up government waste.
	How much money has the team actually saved so far?
	So the actual savings is around $2 billion, according to budget experts that we spoke to.
	And again, as you noted, Musk says that these cuts are meant to help reduce the deficit and pay for Republicans' tax cuts.
	Yeah, that's not what he says.
	He says, we need a trillion dollars, otherwise we're going to go bankrupt.
	That's what he says.
	It's a little different.
	This is just a skewed report.
	I mean, yeah, I'm sure you can do this and find, you know, errors all over the place, at least at the beginning.
	It eventually gets shaken out.
	The one I'm looking at, I think mainly because, well, for two reasons.
	One, it's a huge spook agency adjacent, spook adjacent company.
	And also, I know the guy who used to run it, Ray Lane.
	Booz Allen.
	Booz Allen is spook adjacent?
	Yes.
	Booz Allen is very spook adjacent.
	And they have annually about $65 billion worth of contracts.
	According to the Wall Street Journal, 98% of its money comes from the government.
	Wait, wait.
	Didn't Snowden work for them?
	Yes.
	Spook adjacent.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	98% of their income is from the U.S. government.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	They're basically just a huge government contractor.
	Military-industrial complex, CIA, NSA, all kinds of stuff.
	Look it up, Booz Allen.
	What do they do for this money?
	Well, now that's a good question.
	Spooky stuff.
	But the real question is...
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	Yeah, live here out of Napganistan, and I've got one thing to say.
	The truth is stranger than fiction.
	In the morning, RFK Jr. I had nachos today.
	Hi, I'm Lexi Juleber.
	I served the No Agenda folks today at the Dugout in Downtown Indy, and so far it's been a great time.
	Good morning!
	Long live the king!
	I love this.
	I love this or Zelensky guy.
	I didn't hear him.
	He wasn't there.
	We missed the Zelensky impersonator.
	Not disappointing.
	Don't worry, everyone else in these reports imitates somebody, not sure who.
	Here's Leo Bravo's 60th meetup he's done in Los Angeles.
	Hi everybody, it's Leo Bravo.
	We're at meetup number 60. I'm passing the phone around for everyone to say hello.
	Hello, this is Greta.
	Thank you to Leo for hosting these meetups.
	We love you.
	And, you know, we are a family of four who know agendas together, so it's been the best thing that's ever happened to us.
	And I just want to say, John...
	I'd never heard of RSV either until 2021, and I've been a mother since 2011. Hi, this is Tommy.
	This is my third meetup.
	I want to say thank you very much for continuing the show.
	We watch it every day, and we love it.
	Every day, twice a week.
	Well, I try and listen to it every day.
	Hi!
	I'm really grateful for the show.
	My name is Devil and Angel.
	John, I loved your remark about Jimmy and the bats.
	It made me and my brother crack up very much.
	Just keep doing what you guys are doing.
	Thank you.
	In the morning.
	In the morning.
	This is Brian.
	Connection is protection.
	Thanks.
	Nice event, good conversations, and this one happened in the morning.
	Hey guys, this is Slick Rick, having a good time here with Leo Bravo and the gang.
	In the morning.
	In the morning, this is Angie from the ranch, enjoying the sun in Southern California.
	It's Sir Lee Kim Fopop here in SoCal, where it's still fun being an illegal alien.
	John, popular with the kids there.
	That's really cool.
	The kids love John.
	Central Ohio, come on in with your report.
	I'm not producing it.
	This is just what's playing in the background.
	This is Wild Bill with the Central Ohio Meetup.
	Thanks for doing what you guys do.
	And here we go to the next.
	In the morning, Bag Slappers.
	John and Adam, we need to get you both on Who Are These Podcasts as soon as possible.
	And you've got to get on This Little Piggy.
	It'll be another win for the toe.
	ITM, gentlemen.
	This is Sir Rod, the one who parties the night of Crocs and Socks.
	Linda Liu and Eli the Coffee Guy are great, but Kevin McLaughlin is a legend.
	Well, this is Sir Leary.
	I really like this podcast that you guys do.
	It's great.
	It's phenomenal.
	Keep at it.
	I would say four more years, but don't put a time span on perfection.
	Also, John, since we're in Columbus and we heard your complaining about Columbus people not sending in a national championship sweatshirt, we got you covered.
	Don't worry.
	I know there's a bunch of anonymous people out there that don't come to the meetups, but...
	Talk to you all later.
	Ciao.
	So how many did you get?
	How many hoodies or sweatshirts have you received?
	Well, I've received one thus far, but I think there's two or three more on the way.
	Oh, I'm so happy for you.
	Final meet-up report.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't buy clothes.
	The final meet-up report, me neither.
	The final meetup report comes from San Francisco.
	John couldn't make this one because he has family dinners on Friday.
	This is the Duke of San Francisco's birthday bash meetup.
	In the morning, this is Sir Recalcitrant Crazy Steve at the Duke of SF birthday meetup bash.
	And unfortunately, it's family night for JCD. Sir Robertson of Two Sticks here.
	And happy birthday, Ben.
	Sir Montauk, having a great time in San Francisco.
	This is Sir Lavish behind the schemes.
	Happy birthday, Sir Ben, Sir Ben, Sir Ben.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Duke Ben.
	Happy birthday, Sir.
	Do name Ben.
	Bash.
	This is Lai Chow from Daily City, LCDC. In the morning, this is Sir Lawrence of Dystopia.
	You are the Duke!
	Duke of San Francisco!
	Alright, this is the Duke.
	Dude named Ben named Ben.
	Commodore of the SF fleet.
	We're bringing all the Commodores together to defend the Bay Area fleet for the Tahoe secret underground submarine base that must be protected.
	Sir Julian, Baron of the Santa Cruz Mountains.
	Made it up from Santa Cruz.
	Hope you guys make it next time.
	Everyone's missing out.
	And that's a long drive.
	In the morning!
	Hey, here's a little tip for those of you putting together these meetup reports.
	Try and get people to record before they drink.
	It helps with the editing.
	I have to do a lot of edits on these things sometimes.
	Currently underway in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the meeting in the desert meetup at the Sawmill.
	The Central Jersey meetup is also underway.
	We Drink and We Know Things, Apocalypse or Season of Reveal Edition at 3BR Distillery in Keyport, New Jersey.
	And the Mount Holly Hypophora Hootenanny, also underway in Belmont, North Carolina at Muddy River Distillery.
	On Thursday, you can go to the Central Wisconsin, Wow Saha.
	Meetup at 333 Central at Skanis in Schofield, Wisconsin.
	The 805 Rooftop Meetup at 4 o'clock at Goleta HGI Rooftop in Goleta, California.
	Dame Beth hosting that.
	The Norther's Wake Public Slave Gathering, 6 o'clock at Saints and Scholars in Raleigh, North Carolina.
	Also on Thursday, the Orlando, Florida Supper Time Meetup, 6.30 at Hourglass Brewing, Hourglass District, Orlando.
	And finally, the Tilburg Meetup.
	Get Monation Lowlands, 7.33pm at Beer Café Kadinsky in Tilburg, the Netherlands.
	We just heard one of our supporters coming from Tilburg.
	And those are just a few of the meetups that you can find on the calendar at noagendameetups.com.
	Go there, look up your town, look up your zip code.
	If you can't find anything near you, start one yourself.
	They're always a party.
	Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You wanna be where you won't be.
	Drink it or hell lame.
	You wanna be where everybody feels the same.
	A la la la bum.
	It's like a party.
	It's always like a party.
	We have some good end-of-show mixes coming up for you.
	Also, we have John's tip of the day.
	And I wish I could say I had a...
	I wish I could say that I had an ISO to compete with, but I have nothing today.
	I don't know how that happened.
	I thought I had some.
	I know how it happened.
	You're giving up.
	Not giving up.
	You threw your arms in the air.
	And parted like I didn't care.
	You have two.
	Which one are we going to choose from today?
	Well, let's start with suit.
	Why don't you wear a suit?
	A little roomy.
	A little roomy boomy.
	Okay, well, this one definitely isn't.
	This is a crystal clear.
	Wow, that was great.
	I can't compete.
	That's the problem.
	Wow, that was great!
	That's just a great end-of-show ISO. There's no way I can compete with that stuff.
	Why do I even show up?
	You should just do the show yourself.
	Four more years.
	JCD. And now, everybody, it's time for the highlight of the show, and it's John's tip of the day.
	Great advice for you and me.
	Just a tip with JCD. And sometimes Adam.
	Okay, first of all, I'm going to do a little clarification on the last tip.
	Okay.
	There's a number of factors that took place when I recommended Zeus, the Greek season.
	Oh, yes.
	Yeah, there was some pronunciation issues.
	And Tony Seas is pronounced Sacheri.
	Sacheri.
	Tony Sacheri.
	Nobody calls it that.
	People were mad.
	People were mad.
	Like the Louisianaans.
	Yeah, I wasn't pronouncing it correctly.
	Like James Carville called.
	By the way, the Tony Seas seasoning was not the tip of the day.
	It was just a pass-through.
	But they mention, I guess, the one that people, if you really have Louisiana, Louisiana Inn, or whatever you call yourselves, you want Slappy-O-Mama, which is the other seasoning, which is, I've never seen it, by the way, I've never seen Slappy-O-Mama, but that's supposed to be, have kind of usurped Tony C's somewhat, especially amongst the Louisianans who were out of the state, and they picked Slappy-O-Mama is the one they do, and then other...
	Another woman wrote in with a recipe for Tony's season because she doesn't like the fact that it has MSG in it.
	But, okay.
	That said, the question remains.
	Adam was stunned that I had picked a proprietary seasoning.
	And why did I do that?
	I thought you made your own.
	Well, here's the deal.
	Oh, here's the deal, everybody.
	Okay, Biden.
	Here's the deal.
	Okay, Joe.
	No joke.
	There are a lot of these things.
	When I travel, I usually go to the grocery stores in various areas and I look for these proprietary seasonings.
	You know, the hamburger seasoning, the chicken jerk seasoning, all these different ones that are pre-made.
	Costco usually has a bunch of them.
	They have a salt substitute from Kirkland right now that's quite good.
	It's a big thing.
	It's just a bunch of herbs.
	What's it made of?
	Everything seems to be in there, but there's no wheat or anything that's bad.
	What's wrong with just salt?
	I'm going to finish my little exposition here.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	Which is, the reason I even look at these things or try them is because after you're cooking for, you know, 50 years or however long I've been cooking for since college, you get sick of your own food.
	And you have to, so you take these proprietary seasonings and instead of making the steak the same old way you've been making it for decade after decade, No, you try somebody else's idea and you dump their stuff on your steak and see what it tastes like.
	And so I'm always looking for, for example, Astor used to have this steak seasoning from the Winn-Dixie stores down in the south.
	They used to have this unbelievable steak seasoning that I was using all the time because it was just a perfect blend of spices, herbs, salt, and pepper.
	But I'm always trying these things out, so I'm constantly on the lookout for this sort of thing.
	Can I just add one thing?
	To vary my tastes.
	Can I add one thing to your seasoning talk?
	Yeah.
	Tina found out that when she does a tri-tip, she loves doing a rub that she makes herself, which includes espresso from gigawattcoffeeroasters.com.
	Yeah, a lot of people use coffee in their rub.
	Yes, it's very good.
	It's very, very good.
	With a little bit of brown sugar, just to make it even better.
	It's perfect.
	All right, what's your tip of the day today?
	Well, again, it's another proprietary product, but I have to plug this thing before I forget.
	And it also gives me a moment to complain about Amazon.
	One of the hot sauce providers out there is called Melinda's.
	And Melinda, you can go to there, you can look at Melinda Hot Sauces and it's online and you can find their store, you can go to there and you can buy directly from them.
	Now Melinda, the one product which you find, they also have distribution in grocery stores, but to find this particular one, Melinda's Fire Roasted Jalapeno Sauce, which is a mild, it's like out of five, You know, fire engines, it'd be two.
	It's a version of Salza Verde, to be honest about it.
	I make Salza Verde myself, but there's something about this particular blend, this fire-roasted jalapeno from Melinda.
	It's almost addictive, and it goes on everything.
	Breakfast, eggs, it goes on hash browns, it goes on steak, it goes on chicken.
	It's so good.
	There's not anybody in the family that's ever had this stuff that doesn't agree.
	That this stuff is borderline addictive.
	It's that good.
	And all their hot sauces are good and they come in a nice reusable bottle that you could use for other things.
	If you wanted to figure out how to wash it out, you need a bottle brush.
	That's the tip of the day, too.
	Get a bottle brush, everybody.
	So, Melinda's...
	Now, here's what I was going to complain about.
	You can go to their site and you can order a bunch of stuff and you have to buy 25 or 50 bucks worth of...
	Hot sauces to get them free shipping.
	Or you can go to Amazon and they have it on Amazon free shipping.
	It's $6.95 for a bottle of this stuff on the website.
	It's $10.95 on Amazon.
	Why is Amazon jacking up the price by $4?
	Because the free shipping is a scam when it comes to a lot of products on Amazon.
	I am going to send in a complaint, and I wish other people would do the same thing, to the Federal Trade Commission complaining about this.
	Oh, can you give us a template complaint letter?
	I could make one and put it in the newsletter.
	I think that's a grand idea.
	I think that's very good.
	Because it seems to me that this is not right.
	They're offering you pay a fortune nowadays.
	It used to be $75.
	Now it's over $100.
	To get the free shipping Amazon Prime and then jack the price up by four bucks, which is what you'd have to pay if you bought it directly from Melinda's.
	Hey, Bob, what's all these letters from some podcast?
	I don't know.
	I don't know, man.
	Oh, there it is, everybody.
	If you want to eat well, if you want the right things in your mouth, you listen to John C. Dvorak's Tip of the Day, tipoftheday.net, noagendafun.com.
	Great advice for you and me.
	Just a tip with JCD. And sometimes, Adam.
	Created by Dana Burnetti.
	Yeah, there you go.
	That's it.
	And as we end our broadcast day, we see President Zelensky doing the class photo with all the European leaders.
	And the caption reads, Ready to do the minerals deal!
	Okay.
	Yeah, and it should be standing on a box, I hope.
	We shall see.
	We shall see.
	If everything goes well with the connectivity, we have a live...
	A fictional battle of the fictional douchebags with lavish Pfeiffer, Sir Spencer, and Sir Seats that are coming up next, which is always fun.
	It's a hootenanny when all those kids get together.
	If they can connect, we hope so.
	And end of show mixes coming to you today from Sir Scovey, Tom Starkweather, the melodious owl himself, and a nice fun little A.I. Diddy from D.J. Walker Techno.
	Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, right here in Fredericksburg.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And I'm from northern Silicon Valley.
	And for the Oscars, I'll be eating chicken amole.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	And we'll be rooting for the Pope movie.
	Hey, remember us at noagendedonations.com.
	It's value for value.
	Keep the show running, everybody.
	Four more years.
	Until Thursday, adios mofos, a hooey hooey, and such.
	Elon Musk, the richest man in the world.
	And now he owns Trump.
	$280 million says Carapace.
	That's what he gave on the top of the table.
	And now he owns Trump.
	That's right.
	He owns Trump, whatever he tells Trump to do, Trump, jump.
	When Elon Musk said trump, Trump, jump, romp.
	When Elon Musk said jump.
	Trump, Trump, Trump.
	When Elon Musk said hey, trump, trump, jump.
	Hey, jump, trump, jump.
	What?
	Trump, trump, trump, trump, jump.
	Jump!
	Elon Musk said, and now he owns Trump. - People pulse and two neurons.
	I think that email perhaps was best interpreted as a performance review, but actually it was a pulse check review.
	Do you have a pass?
	What we are trying to get to the bottom of is we think there are a number of people on the government payroll who are dead, and some people who are not real people.
	They're literally fictional individuals that are collecting patients.
	If you're passing two neurons, you can reply to an email.
	Fever pulse and two neurons.
	Are these people real?
	Are they alive?
	And can they write me out?
	We'll be right back.
	We'll be right back.

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