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They're poking the flight attendants.
Adam Curry.
John C. Devorah.
It's Tuesday, May 30th, 2024.
This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1664.
This is no agenda.
Erasing FOIA emails and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6.
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where we want to remind everybody it's Leaky Gut Awareness Month.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
Is that the upcoming month, or are we closing out Leaky Gut Awareness Month?
I just like saying leaky gut.
Everything these days is leaky gut.
I mean, if you listen to any of the alternative health people, oh no, you've got leaky gut.
What is it?
What is gut?
It's somewhere between your ribs and your pelvis, I guess.
That's where your gut is.
By the way, Darren O'Neill, Has leaky gut?
So he, you know, I'm always excited, he might, I'm always excited about his, you know, he tweets when we start the show.
Today, he tweeted it from chat GPT.
Listen how dumb this is.
In a realm where truth is rare, no agenda takes you there.
Adam and John's keen insight makes the news both fun and bright.
Ditch the spin, embrace the glee, no agenda's where you need to be.
I mean, is this going to change the world, this thing?
What, mediocre rhymes?
I'm reminded that we used to do these things on the DHM Plug Show of these Fed limericks.
Oh, yes, yeah, yeah.
So, Andrew has... Andrew starts with an A. Andrew has slipped in a couple of these done by AI.
Yeah, and they're bad.
They suck.
I mean, it's bad enough when he does them.
You always, I hear, because I listen to the show, I hear you catch him.
You're like, that's AI, isn't it?
You did it again.
You threw in another AI.
Yeah.
By the way.
It's so obvious.
It's so obvious because it's nothing anyone would do unless you're a fifth grader.
We, of course, had last Sunday, we had our climate change special.
Seems like people enjoyed it.
I think most people thought it was very well done.
Did you have a chance to listen to the whole thing?
Oh, of course!
It was terrific!
I love how you, that sounds so insincere.
I don't know what it is, but there's something about it that doesn't sound sincere.
It reminds me, I was thinking about this, about the thing, you caught me doing it once, and it's one of these things I like to do, which is to, to be It's to do with a woman you meet.
I did this with my mother-in-law.
When you first meet some moms, you say, you're not her sister?
The sister gag.
It's a classic, and I don't think it works very well anymore.
No, you know what?
I figured it out.
It works because the enormous amount of gumption and chutzpah and the fact that you'll go out of your way to do this is a very strange sort of compliment, which is you've said to the older woman, you've said, I'm on your side.
This is me from now on out.
I'm going to be backing you up 100%.
I had the greatest relationship with a mother-in-law I can imagine with Mimi's mom.
Well, that's cool.
You know what?
Hold on a second because we had something for that.
For some reason, people like to send these in.
Another tip from John C. Dvorak.
It was just the tip.
I'm pretty sure that's AI.
In the tip mode, I'll give you another one that you might want to try out.
I've not tried this one, but I developed it.
Okay, all right.
So when a woman, usually you're in the early stages of dating, and they'll put some clothes on and say, does this make my butt look big?
Oh, a dangerous question.
You say, yeah, but I thought that's what you were going for.
John C. DeVore with the tip of the day.
What is it?
What did you do that people are sending me John Tip jingles?
Nothing I know of.
Well, I'll tell you that Dana Brunetti has been corresponding with me.
It's always fun when you get a Hollywood superstar.
He's a big fan of yours.
To send emails.
And he says, I just want you to know the good news segment sucks.
Yeah, he hates the good news segment.
And he would rather hear good deals from Costco, wine tips, or other helpful tips.
I think we may have to get rid of the good news segment and move it to John's tip of the day.
You know, he mentioned this to me.
I was up at the ranch.
I got pictures.
I got a picture of you in the Cybertruck looking like you had pooped your diaper full.
It was the weirdest picture.
Did you see this?
Oh, he sent it to me.
I haven't posted it because I'm not mean like that.
No one's posting these things.
But you looked a little constipated.
I was.
So, uh, the, uh, yeah, anyone who sits in a Cybertruck, to me it's constipation.
I don't know what it is.
Did you drive it?
No, I drove his big, giant fire truck.
He posted a video of that on Instagram.
Yeah, he actually produced it.
I know, with music and everything.
So now I can say I've been in a Brunetti movie.
That's your bit part.
He says you almost crashed it.
No, that's not true.
I almost knocked his fence over.
He says, almost crashed the fire truck.
I also have video of him driving the fire truck and almost crashing through a fence.
I'll see if I can send to you.
And then he produced it.
Then he turned it into a Dana Brunetti short.
Yeah, right.
So, uh, yeah, he hates the, uh, The good news is he's a grump, he's a grouchy guy.
But I think, John, if we get a tip from a Hollywood producer, we should probably be listening.
I agree.
Yes, he has a very good sense of things.
Yes, so perhaps we turn that into John's tip of the day.
Well, my complaint about that, not to belabor it, is that it's not as easy as you think to have a million tips.
No, I know.
But you are John C. Dvorak, driver of Firetruck and Cybertruck.
I mean, you can do it.
You can do it, man.
Have Mimi make them up.
Well, she does the good news already.
I can already hear her heart breaking.
Like, ah, I like doing the good news.
She only kind of likes it.
It's very controversial.
What I like about it is that, wow, people listen all the way to the end.
Can you believe it?
Well, you know, if you did tips instead of good news, you would definitely get them.
I think it's more compelling because then you want to listen.
Oh, what's the tip?
Well, this is also your format.
You can have tips, too.
It doesn't have to be just me.
OK, OK.
But this is your this is your lifelong format.
People always used to go to the back page before they read through the magazine to read what you had to say.
So now people will go straight to the end of the podcast to hear what you have to say before they start the podcast.
Let's hope not.
I think it's a good idea.
I really do.
Anyway, I was going to say, I'm transitioning into the show.
Watch my smooth transition into the show.
It's never too early to warn about foreign interference in your US elections.
Now to the Pentagon, where senior U.S.
officials tell NBC News the Biden administration is increasingly concerned about the alliance between Russia and North Korea, as the U.S.
braces for potentially intensifying military actions from the countries ahead of the November election.
NBC's Pentagon correspondent Courtney Kubi joins us now from our D.C.
bureau.
So, Courtney, walk us through what your sources are telling you about the possibility of this threat.
Bracing!
North Korea could engage in more provocative military action than the U.S.
and the world have seen in the last decade.
This could be everything from more missile tests demonstrating new advanced technologies to even another nuclear test.
It would be their seventh under this regime.
They were right!
The Pentagon was right!
Brace!
Brace!
Brace for flying projectiles from North Korea!
North Korea sending a fleet of trash-filled balloons into South Korea.
More than 260 balloons detected.
Striking fear at first, but most landing harmlessly.
Explosives and bio-warfare.
It's only nine seconds.
Von Steen said to collect the debris.
The incident in retaliation after South Korean activists sent propaganda-filled balloons into North Korea over the weekend.
There you go.
Okay, this is a kind of crappy report.
Crappy is an operative word.
I have a full report, but... Balloons are full of dog shit.
I have a full report, but I just wanted to, you know, get it done quick, and you couldn't wait to respond, so, you know, you kind of ruined the whole flow, but... I did.
The point of this is that You know, for the first day of this, oh, they're sending out poop filled balloons, poop filled balloons, everybody, it's poop filled, oh, they got, and that's all that it was.
Not really mentioning that this was in response to South Korea.
Yeah, he mentioned it briefly, but here's Reuters, a very uninspired but yet more accurate report.
So in the middle of the night, a number of residents in South Korea got emergency alerts from local authorities basically warning them of unidentified objects that were coming over from North Korea and telling them not to touch anything.
This got a lot of people understandably quite concerned.
And what it turned out to be is as many as 200 balloons and counting at this point that North Korea appears to have let loose to drift south over its border.
In this case, they tied basically bags of garbage and in some cases, what appears to be manure or excrement in the bottom of the balloons and sent them over.
South Korea's government even dispatched its explosive ordnance and chemical warfare specialists out to inspect some of these balloons when they came across.
And South Korean activists have regularly sent balloons the other way, right?
But carrying different material.
That's correct.
South Korean activists, many of them former residents of North Korea who defected here to the South, regularly send balloons with propaganda leaflets criticizing the government in North Korea.
Or sometimes South Korean media that's banned in North Korea, recordings of K-pop artists, things like that.
Sometimes they'll send Bibles or Rice or flash drives with different types of media on it.
I mean, if you're gonna send poop to us in the form of K-pop, we're gonna send you poop back!
That's what it seems like to me.
Chemical warfare.
Chemical warfare.
So this whole, this bit was leading up to that shaggy dog punchline.
Yeah.
That was, that was it.
Yeah.
But the flow was ruined.
You ruined it early on.
It wasn't my fault that that punchline was weak.
In your enthusiasm.
All right.
So, um, yes.
This is hilarious to me that they're sending, but the one thing that's missing from all the reports, you'll note, what was the size of the balloons and what was the payload?
How big was it?
Was it just a bunch of, you know, rubber balloons, you know, filled with helium and a dog turd attached?
Or was it a giant weather balloon the size of your house?
No, they were very, like, high school weather balloon size.
There were lots of pictures and videos of them.
But they were not giant weather balloons, but they were not just regular, you know, like party town balloons filled with helium.
They were like, you know, like high school weather balloons.
You know what I used to like to do?
I'm dying to hear.
You can get, if you get a bottle of helium, you know, you use it for various things.
Yes, yes.
Garbage bags are perfect.
Garbage bags, which don't, don't expand, but they fill up very easily and they, and they become buoyant quite nicely.
And then you tie off the bottom a big garbage.
Talk about the big one, the big 33-gallon ones, the ones you get at Costco.
Yes.
And you just launch them.
And you can see the things, because they don't go up that fast.
But you can see the big garbage bag flying in the air after you send it off.
You can track it with a little APRS transmitter.
You probably could.
Yeah.
People do that.
That's next.
Well, no, that's what hams do that all the time.
But what I think is missing from this report, which follows on with the drone warfare we're seeing everywhere, and drone warfare being propagated upon our population in our cities, New York.
And I think there was another, wasn't there another city that just announced it?
Yes, Denver.
Yeah, I was like, hey, we're just gonna send, if you call 9-1-1, we'll send out a drone.
What is interesting, yeah, you look at, You look at Russia, you look at Ukraine, the low-tech solutions are really what is astounding.
I mean, so North Korea could have sent these balloons over with actual chemical agents and they would have just gotten right through and landed and killed a bunch of people.
This is what I like.
It's the low-tech solutions that, you know, oh, Attackums and Patriots and Iron Dome and... No!
You just need a couple of balloons, a couple of Costco trash bags.
You could send it over with some... You name your poison.
And we were just talking on the last show, in fact, this may be where the John C. Dvorak Tip of the Week came from, About another very low-tech solution.
Take a walk down the 900 block of Enid Avenue in Azusa and you won't have to look very hard for evidence of the crimes.
Some windows shattered, others bearing holes the size of a BB.
How many would you say are in here?
One neighbor who didn't want to be identified showed us two bags of BBs he's collected from his yard over the years.
The person behind the broken windows, unknown for the past 10 years, until this week.
Azusa police say it was a man who lives on the very same block in this house.
Prince King.
Investigators call him a serial slingshot shooter.
His age?
81.
We were just talking about this!
And of course, everyone is emailing me.
Hey, wait a minute.
It's an old dude in California with a slingshot.
Where's John?
The funny thing is, the guy was using ball bearings.
Yeah, not BBs.
Not BBs.
BB is a little copper ball that's very small, and a ball bearing is usually somewhat bigger.
That was our tip!
They're not the same.
No, but that was our tip!
Our tip was to use the ball bearings.
But now, but so I get this report and then breaking, breaking, breaking!
This news just coming into the ABC 7 newsroom.
We have learned the 81-year-old man who terrorized the neighbors with a slingshot has died.
Prince King died in a private residence yesterday.
The circumstances surrounding that death are not known.
King was released from jail earlier this week after pleading not guilty to several counts of vandalism.
He was accused of nearly hitting people with a slingshot and breaking windows and windshields near his Azusa home for nearly a decade.
And then he died suddenly.
Well, mysteriously.
Don't get arrested and thrown in the slammer for a few days if you're in your 80s.
By the way, I hear that a low-tech solution to high-tech drones is nets.
Nets are the way to go.
One of those net guns that you shoot a net out and it... If you have a net gun, yeah, I think that would work.
Are those available freely on the market?
I've never seen one, to be honest, but I've only heard about them.
But, and then the drones can dodge them, you know, they can zoom left and right.
Maybe.
I think the slingshot and a BB would be harder to catch.
I agree.
I just think it's phenomenal how all this high-tech weaponry and policing and military stuff, it's just, it's useless because we've got low-tech solutions.
Well, it's not necessarily useless if you have a thousand of them, which is really the way to go, and that's what's going to end up happening.
Oh, of the drones, you mean?
Yeah, there'll be a thousand drones all with holding handguns coming at you.
You won't have much of a chance.
Have you been able to witness any of the fireworks displays that the drone shows?
I've only seen videos of this.
Oh my god, they had one here some time ago.
It's phenomenal.
It was a small one, but the ones you see, the video ones, they have like hundreds of these things.
I don't even know how they get this all computerized, but it's just astonishing.
But if you can do that as a fireworks display, it's not really fireworks, but you can do it.
Well, but those are so small, I don't think they can hold a handgun.
But it wouldn't make any difference if they were bigger.
They could still control them the same way.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I think darts is the way to go for them.
Darts.
I'm gonna throw a dart at you if you don't go away!
There was a... Man, the M5M is so lame.
So lame.
They lie.
It was a surprise.
What?
Yeah.
Here's the short version from CBS, then I have to play the France 24 version.
Tonight, a rare apology from the Vatican.
Pope Francis saying he's sorry for reportedly using a slur directed at gay men.
Italian newspapers say the 87-year-old pope made the disparaging remark last week during a private meeting with Italian bishops.
A Vatican spokesman said today the pope didn't mean to use the homophobic term and apologizes to all who were offended.
So Nora barely gives us any of the details.
France 24 went a little bit deeper, but lied multiple times.
Well, essentially, I mean, he's apologized, as you put it, for saying and using this term, this homophobic slur, and a rude, rather rude Italian slang that basically translates to the word gayness, in essence, and it shocked many, and he said, in essence, said last week,
At a meeting, a closed door meeting with Italian bishops and he was using the term as he was reaffirming the Vatican stance about not allowing gay men to enter seminaries or to be past of the priesthood and it was first leaked on an Italian gossip site and then subsequently the story also appeared in Italian media quoting unnamed Italian Bishop.
So clearly, the language used really shocked many, particularly coming from a man like Pope Francis, who very early on in his papacy, if you remember, used that expression, who am I to judge when talking about gay people?
And also he has said, also more recently, that priests can bless same-sex couples in particular circumstances.
Lie!
So really a shock to many that he actually said this and then finally we saw a statement by the Vatican spokesperson today after this news was leaked late yesterday evening.
Today the Vatican spokesperson saying that the Pope never meant to offend or use homophobic language and apologizes to those who felt offended or hurt by the use of the word that was reported by others.
So luckily we have my sister living in Italy, where she's been for the last 25 years, and so I send her that report, and I will read to you her response.
Gayness my ass!
Frocciaggine would translate to faggotness.
Basically within a closed discussion around having homosexuals as priests, he said something like, we already have too much faggotness.
And then he gave, and then as a part of the apology... I think the proper translation would be faggotry.
Well, I'm just reading what she said.
Yeah, I know, I understand.
And so, and the actual apology That came in the form of, uh, that it is not his native language.
So he didn't really know what he was saying.
Sure.
I don't know.
I don't really speak the language.
I don't know.
I speak Spanish.
I apologize for not speaking the language.
It's great.
It's fantastic.
I just love it.
Just love it.
Very funny.
Very funny.
So, ma'am, there seems to be a lot going on.
You know, this is classic news media.
You could have played this a number of different ways if you were taking that story.
I mean, if you're the editor sitting in the editorial room, I think we should play it this way.
The Pope says there's too many gays in the priesthood already.
Yeah, but that's what he said.
That's what he said, but that's not the way they played it.
No, geez, surprise.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
It is a surprise, because I think the other way of playing the story would get more attention, and it's more anti-Catholic, which they want to do.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But, well, I don't know what they're afraid.
They're afraid of something.
Hmm.
I wonder if they're afraid of the wrath of God?
Well, yeah.
Possible.
Possible.
Seems unlikely.
Oh, well, yeah.
I think I need to do a little bird flu sequence because they are ramping it up.
Let's just say they're not giving up at all, but I loved what Dr. Sutton, who is America's second favorite doctor after Dr. Jin, said on ABC.
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
I think it's a lady.
I don't know who it is.
I'm just saying.
Do I have an intro clipped up by help?
Okay, let's hear it.
The War on Chickens.
Well, hold on a second.
I need my jingle.
War on Chickens.
Where's our jingle?
We have a jingle.
The War.
Oh yeah, I got it.
I got the War on Jingles.
The War on Chickens.
Over four million chickens must be killed, Iowa officials determined after detecting signs of bird flu.
Officials say the risk to public health is low.
Here's the story.
Over 4 million chickens in Iowa will have to be killed after officials detected signs of bird flu.
Deadly and highly infectious for birds.
Officials say the risks to public human health is currently low.
The culling of the chickens is not about humans.
The culling of the chickens is about protecting the chicken industry.
Dr. Robert Malone says they don't want the disease to spread to animals in other states.
Only three human beings have reportedly caught the bird flu in the U.S.
By the way, they pay the farmers off.
They pay them off when they kill all those birds.
Yeah, of course.
And none experienced serious health problems.
Malone says chicken culling is a decades-old policy.
He believes it's debatable whether it's the best policy, but he does think it's defensible.
He also says it doesn't hurt farmers too much.
They usually have insurance in case this happens.
So in the short term, what it's going to do is reduce availability.
It's going to make it harder to get chicken in some regions.
But the chicken industry is geographically dispersed.
Bird flu is, however, battering the industry.
The disease has annihilated over 92 million birds since last February, leading to rising egg and chicken prices.
And of course, we remember that they were already doing this by burning down all the chicken farms during COVID.
That was fun.
Everywhere there was a fire.
Oh, chickens.
Sorry, chickens.
No, Dr. Sutton took it to another level.
What I like about this clip is they're using all the terms that we were taught during COVID.
Oh yeah, it's very important.
You know, it's like, yeah, remember, remember we used all these terms.
This is the stuff you need to remember.
Let's talk about a health headline, bird flu.
We're seeing more of it.
Walk us through this.
Well, overall, the risk remains low.
I know that there's a lot of concern about this problem.
So they already start off the thing with a kind of a false premise.
Of course.
They make it sound as though they don't make anything clear.
This is really bad reporting, but they don't make any... I think it's intentionally so.
I think so too!
I think they intentionally do this to make it sound as though people are getting bird flu.
There's been three cases so far and everyone's recovered fine.
It wasn't, it's not a deadly bird flu it looks like.
But whatever the case, they make it sound like this is about people.
Yes!
Yes!
It's not about, it's about birds!
Wait until you hear the whole report!
Let's talk about a health headline, bird flu.
We're seeing more of it.
Health headline!
Health headline!
Walk us through this.
Well, overall, the risk remains low.
I know that there's a lot of concern about this, but the problem isn't going away.
Our medical unit here at ABC is closely following it.
So I just want to say, here's what you need to know about this topic.
The second case of burping this year... Mail-in voting!
Wait, wait, wait.
What did he say?
...closely following it... Mail-in voting!
...isn't going away.
Our medical unit here at ABC... Our medical unit!
Oh, that's... Our medical unit is close... John, can you check with the No Agenda Medical Unit?
I will.
I'm going to give him a call.
He is closely following it.
So I just want to say, here's what you need to know about this topic.
The second case of Burt Blue this year.
It's a similar case or similar findings that we've seen in April.
It's a farm worker, a dairy worker infected in Michigan, likely contaminated or infected from infected cattle.
That worker reported mild symptoms similar to the prior case, conjunctivitis or eye irritation.
And thankfully, both have fully recovered.
But we're so thankfully they've recovered from pink eye bloodshed.
Breaking!
Breaking!
Farmer recovers from pinkeye!
Where have I heard that before?
Oh, there's asymptomatic spread.
like it's not really easily controlled.
Please!
One of those reasons is because there's asymptomatic spread, meaning that cows who don't have symptoms are spreading into other cows, and that obviously makes it complicated.
Where have I heard that before?
Oh, there's asymptomatic spread.
Please.
And then, unfortunately, I can't show video because we're an audio-only show, but CBS, they actually showed like a spike virus image during this next report.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Just like the coronavirus.
The same thing.
Little ball with spikes on it.
Shameless.
Medical contributor and editor at large for public health at Kaiser Family Foundation.
Thank you so much for joining us.
So we were talking before this upstairs and I said, okay, two cases.
How big of a deal is this?
How concerned should I be?
I love when the news models say, how concerned should I be?
Well, you should be very concerned because when it all comes down to it, you're getting fired, okay?
Your elite messaging system will eventually collapse.
They always get fired.
E-M-N.
Elite Messaging Network.
There you go.
The Elite Messaging Network will eventually collapse, there'll be no ratings, there'll be no money, and you're the first to get fired.
You should be worried with this nonsense.
I think the key point here is that we are seeing sporadic cases among dairy workers.
We are hearing many reports of dairy workers who have pink eye, which is the most characteristic symptom of this right now.
And this is concerning because the more you see this virus in people, in cattle, in other mammals, the more opportunities it has to mutate, to adapt.
Oh, mutate!
And eventually adapt for human-to-human spread.
Now, that's not going to happen tomorrow.
Oh, but you know, you should be worried about it.
There's a lot we can be doing now to prevent the next pandemic, and this is precisely what we're... The next pandemic!
There's a lot we can do, John, to prevent the next pandemic.
A lot we can be doing.
Okay, hold on, before you continue, when was the, in recent, in the last couple hundred years, when was the first pandemic?
I'd say Spanish flu back in the 19... Well, you know, it's debatable whether it's 1918 or 1917.
Yeah, okay, but isn't that, that's the pandemic.
Then we had another pandemic, I'd say over a hundred years later.
So now all of a sudden, why are we going to get into a bunch of pandemics?
Can I just stop you there?
I refute that.
There was no pandemic.
We had pandemic measures, but COVID was not pandemic worthy.
I think that's a position you can take.
I'm taking it.
But there's a lot we can be doing now to prevent the next pandemic, and this is precisely what we're really focused on, is how do we prevent that next pandemic from happening.
Okay, and so, I mean, the likelihood of anyone getting bird flu, you said, is pretty low, but what are the symptoms?
I mean, how bad is it?
How bad is it?
Pink eye.
Yeah, so the most important symptom is conjunctivitis that we're seeing, so the pink eye that you can get with other infections as well.
Flu-y symptoms, people feeling... Flu-y!
Oh, I'm feeling flu-y!
John!
This is now a medical term.
I feel flu-y.
I feel flu-y as well.
Flu-y symptoms, people feeling fatigued, you know, muscle aches, that sort of thing.
We're not seeing too much in the way of respiratory symptoms because the infections we're seeing right now by and large are eye infections, not respiratory infections.
Oh, drat the luck.
No respiratory infections yet because it can mutate.
Now, Dr. Brian Hooker He is from the Children's Defense Network.
I think that's that's Bobby the Ops Medical Network.
He was on the Dr. Drew Show and he had a slightly different take about this.
Well, I think when we when you look at it at its core, you know, it is an economic disaster.
It's an economic, you know, for the for the farmers themselves that have to, you know, are being ordered to call these herds.
It's an economic disaster.
But it also promotes sort of alternative technologies.
You know, I find it odd that a lot of this is happening by the USDA, but yet the USDA is the one that has genetically modified chickens that are genetically modified to be immune to influenza, to bird flu.
And so, you know, of course you call the herds.
And then you can introduce a genetically modified product.
And we're being trained more and more as a society in the United States to accept more and more different types of GMOs.
And I don't think that this is any accident at this point in time.
I'm in agreement.
I like that.
I like that.
The GMO chicken.
I'll give you a borderline clip of the day for digging that one up.
And I actually did dig that one up.
Oh, that's a surprise.
Oh, please.
Who was it?
Give him credit.
No, I would if it was... I think I just stumbled upon it.
I'm not sure.
This was not a... I clipped this myself.
Let's put it that way.
Clipped it myself.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Clipped it myself.
So, GMO chicken.
I like that idea.
That's an interesting way to go.
Delicious.
Grown in a vat.
And then, of course, this is beef.
That's what it's all leading to, let's face it.
Oh yeah, we know that.
And we thought it was going to be beef first, but it looks like it's going to be chicken first.
You know, the cheapest protein product you can purchase will now become expensive because there's less of it.
And then, bada bing, bada boom, we're going to subsidize chicken from a vat.
You watch.
Or maybe they'll have GMO bread chickens.
The public health officials in Canada, unfortunately, decided to do a Zoom call, which got leaked.
Did you see any of this Zoom call?
I did.
I was going to clip it, but I thought the quality of the audio was lousy, and I think it was a lot of... I didn't find it very entertaining.
I pulled one minute of it.
Thanks, Jessica Hopkins, Public Health Ontario.
I was just wondering, so in the event there is a positive for milk, do we have a plan to start active surveillance in humans?
I think that, you know, I'm just sort of thinking about like, what's the next step?
Are we just going to wait or do we have something that's kind of cued up and ready to go once we see a positive?
Thanks.
Yeah, you got something keyed up for surveillance in humans?
So Jessica, that's exactly the protocol I was talking about in the enhanced surveillance that we're working to put together.
Enhanced?
Enhanced surveillance now?
Use it.
Yeah.
Hold on, you stop for a second.
They're already doing surveillance in humans.
So now we have to enhance.
That's kind of the kicker to this clip.
Yep.
So Jessica, that's exactly the protocol I was talking about in the enhanced surveillance that we're working to put together that we won't use.
I shouldn't say we won't use.
There's some potential ways we could use it.
We get baseline.
We could do it on pigs.
We could do it on... When he says pigs, by the way, he means humans.
He's not talking about actual pigs.
We can do it on pigs, we can do it on avian, even though it's been done by the BC folks.
But obviously, the preoccupation is to land something so that if we do find a positive farm, we can get in there.
But that's that's where our work right now has been focused on trying to develop something that would be implementable around those farms.
I will flag that, you know, there's the science part and the lab part and the thinking through the epi part.
And then there's the enormous Sensitivities around who's going on farms, are these quarantined areas, the farmers, the undocumented workers or migrant workers, document that whole sensitivity area about we're here from the government and we're here to help you, testing, that has been very challenging in other jurisdictions who have attempted to do this.
Yeah, we want to get onto the farms where they have pigs in human clothing!
These people have no regard for us.
That's what I'm hearing.
They're just the elite sitting in their little boxes at home.
On the Zoom call, hey, are we going to do any enhanced surveillance on these human pigs in human clothing?
It's really, it's disheartening that these people are here to protect us from something that is not dangerous, and they're all jacked and jitty about it.
And of course, the University of Pennsylvania comes through.
Penn Health Check, Penn Medicine says it's created a human bird flu vaccine on the same platform as its COVID-19 vaccine.
The experimental mRNA vaccine protects lab animals from severe illness and death.
For at least a year, in fact, all the vaccinated animals survived infections while all the unvaccinated ones died.
H5N1 rarely infects humans, but there's been heightened concern amid a current outbreak circulating in birds and cattle in the U.S.
Oh, heightened concerned.
Concerned, concerned.
I'm just so sick of these people.
They've got to stop.
Oh, yoi yoi.
Then the show's over.
Well, there's a point.
Yeah.
I'm holding a document I want to put in the next newsletter.
Oh, okay.
It's from Anthem Blue Cross and Blue Shield.
COVID-19 Vaccine Provider Incentive Program.
It's the exact layouts from September 1st, 2021 to December 31st.
You know, you put these things out and people pick them up and they make copies.
Yeah.
I said, how you can qualify for a bonus is for the doctors.
If your practice meets the below thresholds for vaccination with at least one dose by September 1st, 2021, you'll receive the initial incentive payment based on the following rates.
30% Anthem members vaccinated.
A $20 bonus per vaccinated member.
40%.
So this is progressive.
I can imagine the meeting that went on, and you can too, where they said, well, this is going to look kind of fishy.
It looks like the farmer's buying.
No, no, no.
We're doing this to incentivize the doctors with cash.
So, to protect the public.
Where have I heard that before?
40% Anthem members vaccinated, $45 per vaccinated member.
Wow.
And it goes up.
When it gets to 75% Anthem members vaccinated, you get a $125 bonus per vaccinated member.
goes up 75 to when it gets to 75 anthem members vaccinated you get 125 bonus per vaccinated member that's disgusting that is that's disgusting it's totally disgusting Then it says the final incentive payment is calculated based on members who are newly vaccinated between September 1st and December 31st, 2021.
And it's got an appendix I don't have.
If your practice meets the below thresholds for vaccination with at least one done by December 1st, 2021, you will receive the final incentive payment based on the following rates.
Now it starts with 30% vaccinated, $100 bonus per newly vaccinated, and it goes up to 40, 50, 60, 75% Anthem members vaccinated, $250 bonus per newly vaccinated member.
And this is for COVID?
Yeah, this is for the COVID vaccine.
And so this brought me to a series of clips, if you want to hear them.
I do.
I'm all jacked now.
About the vaccine incentives for people to get their kids vaccinated by the pediatricians who have been bought off.
Oh yeah.
And I want to point people to this morning's PBS show, Second Opinion with Joan Lunden.
Wait, Joan Lunden still does shows?
She's totally sold out and I'm going to try to clip it for Sunday, which is some of these, it's just, it's the worst of the worst about the vaccine and how great it was.
But let's listen to this Vax clip one on what the pediatricians are up against.
Can I ask you a question?
Because I see Vax incentives one, two, four, and then just one, something with no number.
What do I do here?
No.
Do you think that that one is number three, maybe?
The one that has no number?
Uh, 118.
They're all there.
Yeah, I would think that's number three.
Elitist Voices of America.
This is NPR or PBS.
Although pediatricians have a legal duty to fully inform patients about vaccine risks and side effects, the lure of monetary perks and the desire to fit in may lessen their motivation to do so.
Parents have been conditioned just to trust their doctors.
Schools around the country require childhood vaccinations for children to be enrolled.
Is this bribery?
Well, in 2020, Pfizer paid undisclosed sums to front groups that advocated for jab mandates thereby hiding their conflict of interest.
Due to the fake grassroots work of these groups, Pfizer was able to rake in a record-breaking $100 billion in sales in 2022.
The U.S.
government also paid news media $2 billion to promote and build confidence in the jab, along with Pfizer's $2.8 billion spent on ads in 2022 alone.
The fake consensus of getting jabbed to keep others safe was created by paid special interest groups and more than 50 major healthcare organizations who, outside of Pfizer payments, stood to earn billions of dollars in revenue from COVID-related admissions, testing, staff vaccinations, treatments, and deaths.
I realize I played the elitist voices jingle in error.
Where did this come from?
This came from somebody called I am the Republic or something.
This is one of those women and there's a number of these women.
The kind of the amazing Polly style.
Also that little cat that used to talk.
I miss that one.
There used to be a member of this.
It was called the talking cat.
The talking cat.
It was called the truth of something or other.
But it had a little cat in the corner.
Yeah, no, the cat was great.
Stupid cat.
Talking cat.
This is interesting because I'm just reading in SF gate that Q health, which was, you know, one of the big testing companies during COVID had 1500 They fired everybody, they're closing up shop.
So there must be some sort of consolidation and some people are all in and some people aren't.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
I haven't seen that.
Yeah.
Testing industrial complex, baby.
Anytime financial incentives are part of the equation, one can reasonably assume that the lure of self-enrichment will win.
With tens of thousands of dollars at stake, pediatricians can easily be lulled into complacency when it comes to digging deeper into the science.
After all, who wants to see evidence that what they're doing is causing more harm than good?
These kinds of incentives also encourage pediatricians to simply toss questioning parents out of their practice to make room for more compliant patients that don't put their income at risk.
As reported by Children's Health Defense back in 2018, The 11 well-child visits recommended by the AAP over a child's first 30 months, with annual visits thereafter through age 21, ensure a steady stream of repeat customers and revenue for pediatricians.
In accordance with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's vaccine schedule, pediatric practices are expected to administer vaccines, often as many as six at a time, at about half of well-child visits throughout the adolescent years, making vaccination a foundational bread-and-butter component of pediatricians' making vaccination a foundational bread-and-butter component of pediatricians' job description.
It is quite common for pediatricians and family doctors to encounter parents who refuse one or more of infant vaccines, most often due to safety concerns.
Rather than recognize the validity of parents' safety concerns or admit to their own ambivalence about some of the newer vaccines, many pediatricians, nearly two in five according to some estimates, choose to boot uncooperative families out of their practice, ultimately
Subtle and not-so-subtle financial incentives and social pressures are likely to maintain widespread adherence by pediatricians to the vaccine schedule, even in instances where contraindications are present.
Now, I have to say that not all doctors are bad or corrupt, but they are indeed educated to do just this.
They are now just, in general, generalizing, they are trained to diagnose and prescribe.
And then, oh, well, I mean, if I get a little Benny on the side, I mean, good for me, I'm a doctor, I studied for eight years.
Well, most of them are not diagnosing anything, they're just going by protocols.
Well, that's the same.
And the protocols are pretty straightforward.
They are diagnosing.
If you're working at Sutter Health... They are.
It's like, you're a human being.
I've just diagnosed you.
Here's a shot.
If you're working at Sutter Health or any of these big organizations which really dominate the scene right now, they have protocols that are put in place by lawyers.
In fact, the CEO of Sutter Health isn't even a doctor, which is weird.
But they're put in place by lawyers and you just become part of a machine.
So you come in your mail XYZ and you take a blood test and you got these so you got this that and the other you got to do this and that you got to take a stat and you got to do this you get it's all just on a it's a checklist checklist doctor yes yes yeah AI can do this by the way It will!
Don't worry, it will!
Because they've been pushing doctors, real MDs, out of the picture as fast as they can, and many of them don't even understand what's happening to them.
You know, in favor of nurse practitioners and medical doctor assistants or some other, there's some other category.
Providers.
Well, that's what the general category is.
Your health providers.
Yes, lower education.
The title is nurse practitioner or I think the other one is medical assistant or something and they get to prescribe.
Stewardess.
Flight attendant.
Sorry Dame Christina Pearl, yes.
But the fact that they can say that two out of five doctors, these are real doctors, kick people out of the practice if they don't go along with the program, the checklist, which allows them to get this money.
Because if you listen, as these clips continue, if you don't Make sure, if you have a practice of ten people, well you don't, nobody has ten, but let's say you had ten for mathematical purposes, and you have to have all ten of them on board or you won't get any of the money.
That's right.
Get on board people, don't you like the gravy train?
Okay, so this is hopefully clip three.
Although pediatricians have a legal duty to fully inform patients about vaccine risks and side effects, the lure of monetary perks and the desire to fit in may lessen their motivation to do so.
Parents have been conditioned just to trust their doctors.
Isn't this the same clip as clip one?
No.
Hmm.
Sounds like it.
Yeah, this is clip one again.
Isn't this the same clip as clip one?
No.
Sounds like it.
It's the same as clip one.
I don't believe so.
Okay, hold on.
Suddenly, all of a sudden, my system got stuck.
Oh, hold on.
In fact, I will start them at the same time, and you will hear that it's exactly the same clip.
Oh, it may be shorter, actually.
Interesting.
Let's see.
Although pediatricians have a legal viewing scheme to fully inform patients about vaccine risks and side effects, the lure of monetary perks and the desire to fit in may lessen their motivation to do so.
Parents have been conditioned just to trust their doctors.
Schools around the country require childhood vaccinations for children to be enrolled.
Is this bribery?
Well, in 2020, Pfizer paid undisclosed sums to front groups that advocated for jab mandates, thereby hiding their conflict of interest.
Due to the fake grassroots work of these groups, Pfizer was able to rake in a record-breaking This is the same, it's just a shorter version of that other clip.
I'm sorry.
Well this one mentioned the schools and the first one didn't.
Okay, well let's just skip it the rest of it.
All right.
Because the rest of it does sound similar, but let's go to clip four and finish it.
There you go.
Due to the pandemic, childhood vaccination rates fell dramatically, and to get them back on track, enter Chelsea Clinton, who's promoting the big catch-up initiative.
In a recent interview with Fortune Magazine, Clinton promised it would be the largest childhood immunization effort ever.
Over the next 18 months, this initiative will attempt to catch up as many kids as possible, she said.
Partners in this effort include the World Health Organization, UNICEF, Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, Immunization Agenda 2030, and several other global and national health partners.
When you look at all these areas of bribery and financial incentives, doesn't it seem as though the entire vaccine program runs on financial coercion?
What would happen if all financial incentives were removed?
What would happen if parents were simply given unbiased evidence and no one was financially driven to pressure them either way?
Makes you wonder.
Makes you wonder!
Yes, well of course.
I know at least five families who have not vaccinated their children for anything.
Now, of course, they can't enroll them in local schools, so they're homeschool groups, but they seem fine.
The, uh, Eric's family... All unvaccinated.
He is an anti-vaxxer to an extreme, and they've never had their kids vaccinated, and they're in school fine in South Dakota.
Oh, in South Dakota, yeah.
But, and then you get this next report, and it's like, wow, I wonder how this happened.
The CDC has reported an increase in the number of kids being diagnosed with ADHD since the pandemic.
What is this all about?
Yeah, so let me take you through this medical headline, because it's getting a lot of attention.
This is Dr. Jen, America's favorite doctor.
Every time I listen to her, she's so full of it.
Yeah, well, she's America's favorite doctor.
Let me take you through this medical headline because it's getting a lot of attention from parents, pediatricians, anyone who has a child in their life.
Survey data analysis from over 45,000 parents compiled by the CDC.
What they found is that one in nine children has a diagnosis of ADHD.
Almost 3.5 million children aged 3 to 17 are on a prescription ADHD medication.
One of my children happens to be one of them, even though a little outside of that age group.
There was an increase in the stimulant prescriptions written to girls versus the pre-pandemic years.
Girls tend to be underdia.
I tell you there's a range of options in treating ADHD.
For my child, when that diagnosis was made and when medication was started, it was a game-changer.
So parents should talk to their child's pediatrician if they have any concerns.
Why are we seeing these increases in numbers?
It's unclear, but I will tell you, anyone in health care, any doctor knew at the time that the pandemic was going to be having an impact on children in a very vulnerable stage in their development that we might not see until several years years down the road and that's one of the things this study is pointing to now of course um there you know oh you're an anti-vaxxer There's no proof that ADHD is caused by vaccines, and that is disputable.
I think there's also a very high likelihood that the introduction of... Coincidence!
The introduction of 24-hour-a-day screens during the pandemic.
Man, so we flew to Nashville for the weekend, and we came back Monday.
And airports, if you want to see what's going on with children, look at the amount of parents And kids are, you know, they're annoyed, flying is tedious, and then you just see the parents like, alright, sit down, here's your screen!
Take your screen!
And then you just see the kids go... They're in the zone!
And that's screen-induced autism, I think is what it's called.
Um, you know, it's like, okay, what do you expect?
You're jabbing him with stuff, you're throwing screens in front, and I'm, and I feel bad, I mean, I understand.
Uneducated parents, you know, they just, it's, it's just game, it's a game changer!
Give that kid a tablet.
Ah, thanks mom.
Oh, I feel so much better now.
I can interact with glass.
It's great.
That's not the only problem we're seeing with children.
This one, I believe, is another setup for semaglutides, the GLP-1, the Ozempic, the Wigovi, the Death Bound, all of these.
I think it's a setup to get it onto Medicare.
Girls are getting their first menstrual period earlier.
Harvard doctors studied more than 71,000 girls to find the average age of periods getting younger, while the age when menstrual cycles become regular is getting older.
The trends were strongest among racial minorities and those of low socioeconomic status.
They suggest weight may play a role.
Excess weight impacts hormones and can have implications for a lifetime.
Dietary patterns, psychological stress, adverse childhood experiences, pollution, and endocrine disrupting chemicals also play a role.
The earliest age of first menstruation was eight.
Dude.
Dude.
Age.
Age.
Dude.
You know, but wait.
They start off with it.
If you're poor, your period's gonna come earlier.
Please, stop insulting me.
These children are not eating food.
They're eating chemicals.
They gain weight.
They suffer from obesity.
And this can trigger all this body responses.
But okay, what could it be?
Hmm.
Maybe Ozempic will help.
Did you see the South Park Ozempic special?
No, I heard it was pretty hilarious.
You know, it was okay.
It wasn't that good?
Well, I mean... There's supposed to be a Lizzo one I'm supposed to check out too, which is supposed to be funny.
Well, no, that's part of it.
It's like if you can't afford the Ozempic, then there's always Lizzo, which is basically a prescription for body positivity.
But I mean, for no agenda people, I think most of us like, OK, I know that, you know, it's about the health care system that the recurring theme was navigating the American health care system.
And they're going back and forth and back and forth and getting experts and second opinions and scans, et cetera.
And then, you know, they're all of course, the women are all the.
Well, actually, I do have a if you want to hear a 50 second clip, so you just get a little a little taste of it.
Sure.
They have, uh, the women of, uh, of South Park are all, uh, doing, um, vaccine parties.
Let me see.
Here we go.
and sharing the samples and everything they can get their hands on.
Linda, you look really good.
Which obesity drugs are you taking?
Drugs?
I'm not taking any drugs.
I'm just hiking and lifting weights.
Oh, Linda, you don't have to be shy with us.
I'm using Ozempic, and Laura's using Manjaro.
Come on, what are you on?
Oh, well, the truth is Ozempic gave me the shit, so I switched to Zepbound.
Oh, ZepBound's the same as Monjaro, but you don't have to have the diabetes to get it, right?
Yeah, I think ZepBound's the one Tweaks Mom is doing.
Who had the half-calf venti chai latte?
Oh, that's me!
Listen, girls, we're doing the party at my house this afternoon, okay?
Okay, sounds good!
The party?
Yeah, you know, the obesity drugs are so hard to get, all the girls meet up and share drugs and talk about them.
You gotta come!
Okay, I will!
But for no agenda people who know about the scam, who've seen, you know, followed along, it's like, okay, it was... Tina fell asleep.
You know, I was like, it was okay.
It wasn't hilarious.
It was some funny bits for sure.
In kind of a macabre sort of way.
I just felt bad.
It's like, okay, finally people are getting a little taste of what's true.
I'm sorry?
I was going to say, since you brought up the fact that people, the kids, Behind the screens aren't eating anything, any real food.
I do have two clips.
I wanted to add them before you go into that, that Morgan Spurlock died, the guy who did the Super Size Me documentary.
Yes, and I got a kind of a spinoff of that.
Well, here's the thing.
People are like, what do you think?
Did he die from the vaxxer or from the food?
I'm like, yes.
Is that a question?
Geez.
Well, he was a big Vaxx promoter.
He was, he was.
That was kind of the irony.
He died at 53.
A lot of these people that are Vaxx promoters end up dying.
But this is another guy, and he doesn't, he's not doing the super-sized thing.
He's just breaking down.
And I looked into this, and he's absolutely correct on all this stuff.
And I didn't realize that McDonald's french fries had 19 ingredients.
Oh, yeah.
The only thing that's lacking, I think, is potatoes.
Potatoes are in there, but it's like one of the minor parts.
But this is a good couple of clips.
McDonald's fries.
I see two.
I see McDonald's fries and McDonald's fries BS.
Another reason you should boycott McDonald's.
So the most popular item at McDonald's worldwide is the world famous french fries.
So let's go find out what's in it.
Can I get fries please?
Thank you, take care.
So let's take a look at what's in these fries.
You would think it would just be potatoes, oil, and salt, right?
Wrong!
There's actually 18 ingredients in these fries alone.
Firstly, we have four different types of seed oils in these fries alone, which are all linked to heart disease, diabetes, dementia, and a bunch of other health conditions.
Then you have something called sodium acid pyrophosphate, which maintains the color of this, which is linked to kidney damage and calcium deposits that block arteries.
Next, you have something called dimethylpolysiloxane, which is used in industrial lubricants and cosmetics like nail polish.
And to top it all off, you would use salt.
But the salt has four different ingredients, like sugar and something called silicoaluminate, which is salt made from aluminum.
And aluminum, as we know, is linked to Alzheimer's and a bunch of other neurodegenerative diseases.
No, it's interesting you bring that up, because we flew Southwest, which is my favorite airline.
I love Southwest, I love their boarding process.
It turns out, I heard from Dame Christina Pearl, that everyone who works for Southwest hates it.
They hate the boarding process, they hate open seating, because then they can't boss people around.
Like, shut up!
You've got 8-8-A!
Sit!
I believe that to be true, and they are changing it for your information.
What is the information you've received?
That they're going to go to the normal way of seating in groups that have assigned seats.
I'm not so sure.
She was not sure about that, and she works for the airline.
It's a report that I've seen.
I've heard that what they are changing is the ragamuffin boarding, what Tina calls it.
It's like pre-boarding for people who are less abled, for old people, for people with children.
We had a tirade about this in the last DHM plug.
Yeah, we called that the ragamuffin class because everyone was like, no, I got some kids, you know, and then I got my grandparents with me and look, I got a limp.
So I took home with me a snack mix.
Packet.
Which I did not open because I looked at the back, there are 70 ingredients.
Now inside looks just like pretz- like Chex Mix.
Chex Mix.
Remember Chex Mix?
Yeah, Chex Mix.
Get a little pretzel, get a little- You made it, but usually in the early days you made it yourself.
Yeah, my grandmother used to make it and she'd do it with peanuts, pretz, and she called it nuts and bolts because she'd put Cheerios in there.
And bolts.
Yeah, nuts and bolts.
But man, I mean, it really is.
First of all, enriched wheat flour, that's the worst right there.
Niacin, reduced iron, thiamine, monotrate, riboflavin.
I took a picture, I'm going to post it in the show notes.
It is unbelievable.
It's anything but check mix.
It's just nasty.
It's nasty.
It's nasty.
But even I, I was hungry.
And I wanted some salt.
But now I'm not going to eat that.
I'm not going to eat that.
That's just bad.
But all of this obfuscates the, which didn't get a lot of news coverage, but it was on C-SPAN, was this hearing where they questioned Dr. Morenz.
Oh, Moran, Moran.
Morons, Morans.
Moran.
Morans.
M-O-R-A-N, yeah, that guy.
M-O-R-E-N-S, I believe.
Oh, I thought it was M-O-R-A-N.
No, M-O-R-E-N.
Is that M-O-R-O-N?
No, but it should be.
He is the NIAD Senior Scientific Advisor to Anthony Fauci.
And he... Yes?
Yeah, I've watched this entire thing and the guy is a prick.
So, there's a so-called supercut, which is like 13 minutes long.
No.
But I did pull two... That's not a supercut.
No, it's not.
And this is a slow cut.
But it does have just kind of some of the damning information in here.
If we get tired of it, we can stop it.
It's about two minutes.
I have just a rhetorical question.
Why is it that the only people that care about these and the questioners that are any good are Republicans?
The Democrats seem to think it's great.
They back up these guys.
Oh, no, you're great!
No, they're deranged.
Something's amiss when the entire Democrat Party is behind... Well, let's look at who was donating to the Democrat Party, perhaps.
Oh, no, I know.
You know who's to blame?
The Jews!
The Zionists!
AIPAC!
I'm being facetious.
Yes, you are.
Tony, meaning Tony Fauci, does not want me to connect anything to him.
And when asked by my colleagues, did you use personal email for official business, your answer was, I didn't think it was doing official business, and then just now you said, not intentionally.
On October 5, 2021, you wrote, Peter, I just got news that a FOIA picked up an email I sent you saying Tony commented that he was brain dead.
I deleted that email, but I now learned that every email I ever got since 1998 is captured and will be turned over whether or not instantly deleted.
On June 28, 2021, you wrote, Peter Daszak emailed me and Tony congratulating Tony on standing up for science.
That email fell into the hands of the congressman, probably via FOIA, of someone who didn't delete it, as I did.
As I did delete all of Peter's emails and others related to Origin.
Mine was erased long ago.
I verified that today and I feel pretty sure Tony's was too.
He wrote on February 24th, 2021.
You said you were right and I need to be more careful.
However, as I mentioned once before, I learned from our FOIA lady here how to make emails disappear after I am FOIA'd.
But before the search starts, so I think we are all safe.
Plus, I deleted most of those earlier emails after sending them to Gmail.
But on February 24th, 2021, you wrote, quote, I learned from our FOIA lady here how to make emails disappear after I'm FOIA'd, but before the search starts.
So I think we are all safe.
Plus, I deleted most of those earlier emails after sending them to Gmail, end quote.
And the next day on February 25th, 2021, you wrote, quote, but I learned the tricks last year from an old friend, Marge Moore, who heads our FOIA office and also hates There may be somebody out there that doesn't realize that FOIA refers to the Freedom of Information Act.
Yes, and all government correspondence is to be saved and backed up in compliance in case anyone wants to request Under the Freedom of Information Act.
That's why you put stuff on your own private server like Hillary did, or you use some other system other than the government system, because all the government stuff is saved.
And this guy, you know, Marge.
Marge, you know, who works in the government.
Large Marge.
Large Marge.
Large Marge, who works in the government, you know, says, oh, I hate FOIA.
It's annoying.
Citizens wanting to know stuff.
We can't have that.
It's 30 seconds left.
FOIAs, end quote.
In emails reviewed by the Select Subcommittee, you described laboratory-related origin theories as conspiracy theories and have said that considering these theories is quote-unquote wasting time and quote-unquote being crazy.
on August 27, 2020, after NIH was awarded a $7.5 million grant to EcoHealth Alliance, you wrote to him and you asked, do I get a kickback?
Too much Fooking, F-O-O-K-I-N-G, money.
Do you deserve it all?
Question mark.
Let's discuss.
There's your smoking gun right there.
These people are corrupt, man.
Corrupt.
Where's my money?
Where's my money?
Where my money?
And this is the season of reveal.
It's all coming out.
Now it's going to take years before the general population hears about this, unless everyone starts listening to podcasts.
That's the only way.
The Elite Missing Messaging Network, it's still prevalent.
People are still listening to it.
Yeah, and they're buying it.
They're buying it.
Yeah, they're buying it big time.
Big time.
So that's your health officials.
Your health officials taking care.
And that was only the part of the hearing where they're discussing the origins and the fact that they were trying to cover up the fact that EcoHealth Alliance and our government was sending money Our money, our taxpayer money, to the Wuhan Virology Lab to do gain-of-function research because it was illegal in our country, because we made it illegal because it was getting too dangerous, even though they were still doing stuff here and there, like the University of North Carolina, I believe, is one of the places.
And that was that part of the hearing.
But it goes on and on.
I mean, this guy is in the middle of it all, and he's very arrogant.
Yes, as they all are.
As they all are.
Yeah, I think the best, going back to Fauci versus Rand Paul, and you can really see it then, Rand Paul had the goods.
He wasn't, you know, he couldn't say what he had, but he knew everything, and he was grilling Fauci to get him to lie, and then he was trying to get Fauci arrested and thrown in the slammer for lying to Congress, and they're not going to do anything about that.
No, man.
He was just trying to raise donations for his re-election campaign.
That's not true.
He was just using it to campaign.
It was all just, it was all performative.
It's performative.
It's performative.
I want to play one, since you brought her up.
I'll play one more clip before we thank some people.
This is the latest development.
We talked about it just the other day.
We were curious why it wasn't happening and there it is.
Amid a climate of gang violence, poverty and political instability, a new Prime Minister has been named to lead Haiti.
Following discussions with the Transitional Presidential Council after the hearings of the candidates selected for the position of Prime Minister, Dr. Gary Coney was chosen by consensus to lead the government of the transition period.
Gary Connie is no stranger to the position.
He previously served as Haiti's Prime Minister from October 2011 to May 2012 and helped coordinate the reconstruction effort after the devastating 2010 earthquake.
Since January 2023, he has been UNICEF's Regional Director for Latin America and the Caribbean, and has 25 years of experience with the United Nations and other aid agencies.
He is now faced with a task daunting for even the most experienced, wrestling Haiti back from the armed gangs who control an estimated 80% of the capital Port-au-Prince.
So this is Bill and Hillary's guy?
Yeah.
He was a part of all that, and he's, you know, he's a total globalist.
He was, he's a, oh, here we go.
Fellow of the Fulbright Scholar Program, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill.
A vast career in the United Nations.
And in that report you see, remember when Hillary was really clippity-clop and she was Secretary of State and she'd walk through those doors and we'd laugh about her her clump feet going clippity-cloppity-clippity.
There she is walking in with the Haiti guy.
There's Bill hanging out with the guy.
It's not like Barbecue said, yo, this is the guy.
No, they're still fighting.
But now, now we have a guy who can ask for help.
He can come in, ask for help, and blue helmets come in.
And we'll send some people in from Kenya.
Who we happen to have a meeting with.
It's beautiful that way.
Speaking of prime ministers, wow.
You know that Geert Wilders won the majority, or won the most votes.
They finally put a cabinet together.
In the Netherlands, which has now been eight months, I think.
So they finally have a coalition.
And Geert, of course, is the longest sitting member of parliament at this point.
He's an Islamophobe!
He's made a lot of promises, like we're going to stop the immigration, we're going to take care of Dutch first, make Holland great again.
Eb, who do they choose as prime minister?
The former chief of the intern- of basically the Dutch CIA.
Dick Schor.
This guy, who has been in the Justice Department in the Netherlands for the past 26 years at least, he oversaw the Dutroux affair, which really resulted in nothing, known as the Rolodex affair.
The Demink, remember the guy who...
Who was the Justice, was the Attorney General and he was, you know, he was hanging out with young Turkish boys and in bushes and this guy put all of, this is the guy who helped cover all of that up and now he's the, he's gonna be the Prime Minister.
It's amazing.
Everyone in Holland is like, what?
This guy?
Wow.
And then, just to add some Dutch news, someone got sucked into a jet engine at Schiphol.
Exactly.
A person sucked into a jet engine and killed as plane prepares to take off.
I don't know who that was.
That's one way of getting rid of the evidence.
I've been conversing with some people.
It's a city hopper so they go from A1A and A3.
There's a lot of buses that transport passengers between the parking spots and the piers there, but there's also ongoing construction work, so we don't know yet, at least at this hour, we don't know yet.
It was an Embraer jet, so a smaller jet engine, which probably really ruined the engine.
And we haven't seen any footage yet, but I'm sure lots of passengers saw this happen.
So there's talk that it could have been a suicide, which is like, wow, that's a way to go.
Of all ways to go, I think that's on the bottom of the list.
Well, there's a lot of people that commit suicide in the Netherlands.
Typically, they jump in front of the train.
And that happens almost daily.
And they have a code for it.
If they say, we have a technical issue with the electrical lines, that's code for someone jumped in front of the train.
It's so bad that it's hard to get conductors, you know, train engineers to drive the trains.
Oh, yeah, they'd be depressing.
Very depressing.
And you can't run into some dude.
This sucks.
Just imagine, though.
I mean, anyway, so it's, you know, we have, of course, prognosticated this will be happening more and more.
Hunter Biden, better be careful.
Don't fly KLM.
The City Hopper, now known as the City Chopper.
Oh, man, I can't believe I did that.
The city chopper.
With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the city chopper.
Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one and only Mr. John C. DeMora!
In the morning to you, Mr. Anthony DeMora.
Ship C, Boots of the Graffiti.
The air, suns, and the water.
It's a day, it's a night out there.
In the morning to our trolls.
Hello, trolls!
This is good.
We have 1764 today in our troll room.
Last Thursday's show was 1693, so we have an increase in troll count.
I'm happy to see this.
Good on you, trolls.
Nice to have you back.
It was in Nashville and I had everything lined up and something went wrong technically and the live stream started playing the episode 1662, so the show that we had done on Sunday.
And stuff happens, you know, it's like, this is all volunteers.
These are all value for value people.
And so sometimes something goes wrong.
But the tweets and the toots that I got, he was really like, Oh, what is this new?
This is the old show.
It's like, I'm pulling the plug on this.
I can't listen to this.
Wow, people.
You know, it was corrected within like 15 minutes.
You know, I made a few calls.
We fixed it.
Wow, it's just like, come on, man.
You know, we're not NBC here.
By a long shot.
Anyway... Yeah, and the donations prove it.
I saw it.
The trolls, of course, hang out in the troll room at trollroom.io where you can always join in 24 hours a day because we've got a lot of podcasts that are live or replays on the stream.
But really, the beauty is being in the troll room and trolling, you know, and saying stuff like, well, this is, I'm logging out.
I'm rage quitting because I've heard this show.
This is wrong.
This is wrong.
Yeah.
Or you could just stay put and, you know, hang out and troll the hosts.
That's what usually happens on these days.
Trollroom.io or use a modern podcast app.
You're going to need it in the future.
Spotify is deplatforming three to five podcasts daily.
Apple doesn't mention anything, but they're doing the same.
They're all taking stuff down.
It's too much work for them anyway.
What is too much work?
These guys, Apple, Spotify, why are they even involved?
Exactly.
Which is why we built the Podcast Index and all the modern podcast apps connect to it.
There's no de-platforming.
Go to podcastapps.com.
You will not be disappointed.
Value for value is...
Is how we've been keeping this show afloat for 17 years.
It'll be 17 years in October.
Because, obviously, if we relied on commercial money, that would have been... Well, that's it for our six-month anniversary.
It was nice knowing you, John.
Pretty much.
That would be the case because half the stuff we talk about is verboten.
Yes, that's right.
Now, of course, we could have gone all in.
We would have been rich.
We could have been Rogan rich.
That's true.
That's true.
If we had gone along with the program and promoted, you know, it's like the vaccine schedule from Anthem.
That's right.
The more you do, the more you get.
The more money you make.
One of the ways that... Selling out your listeners.
The fact that we have people who actually put their energy and their time into making sure we have a live stream and making sure that stuff does get scheduled and played, even though there's a snafu from time to time, it happens.
That's value that's provided back.
Rare.
It's very rare.
And it's and it's appreciated.
I mean, even Darren O'Neill, pre-show guy, value right there, value, value.
He went all the way to Chad GPT for a post.
I mean, that's still value.
It's valuable.
We appreciate it.
We also appreciate our artists, and I did not consult you on this because we had selected an older Tantaniel image for the Climate Change Special, and then as I was going to download it, I noticed she had put a new one up!
And I'm like, well, why don't we use the new one?
And it was very subtle.
I don't know if you saw the image.
Yeah, I saw it.
Yeah, no, I think that's a prerogative pick.
Yeah.
Did you see the subtleness of it though?
With that bug or whatever that was underneath it?
Yeah.
There was two versions of that.
Why did you pick that one and not the other one?
I picked the one with the bug.
What about the other one?
What was wrong with that?
What was the other one then?
You had two of them.
There were two of them.
But what was the difference?
One wasn't a bug.
Because I thought that was great.
So the polar bear is on a small piece of ice and his reflection is a bug.
From climate change, because we're all going to be eating bugs.
Yeah.
Well, I know.
Here, let me go.
I haven't loaded yet, so I have to go load it and see.
I'm yakking away here, just trying to stall.
No, the other one's like a dead animal of some sort.
Yeah, no, it's basically a polar bear skeleton.
Yeah.
I thought the bug was funnier.
Well, I didn't consent.
No, I mean, it would be something we'd argue about.
Yeah, and I would have put my foot down for the bug.
I think the bug is probably... Yeah, the bug is probably deeper.
There you go.
Well, we thank Tantaniel, we thank all of our artists, as always, for checking in.
A number of people did.
Nico Syme brought in something which looked like AI.
Was there anything else?
No, I think that was it.
Of course, we could have also chosen for a Memorial Day, even though it wasn't Memorial Day, it was Sunday.
Which we typically would have done, but this was not Memorial Day.
It was the climate change, actually the global warming special, but I'll let that slide.
And we thank Tantaniel.
Tantaniel is on the ball.
Another Dutch Grand Master.
We have so many of them.
I just, I'm so fond of them.
Of course, we always like to take this break to thank our executive and associate executive producers.
Just like Hollywood, you be like Dana Brunetti, be on imdb.com, become an executive or associate executive producer of the NOAH Agenda Show.
Each episode, $200 and above, you're an associate, $300 or above, you're an executive, and you get your note read, and you get a credit in the show notes, and you can use that title, that credit anywhere credits are recognized, which includes Hollywood.
And you can put it on your LinkedIn, anywhere else.
Now, these are just people who can provide that type of value.
We love any type of value.
If everybody gave five bucks a month, we'd be in like Flynn.
We'd be set, good to go.
That's not the case, but everyone who does that... That'll never happen to any podcast.
Budding podcasters have to come to this realization sooner than later.
Yeah, they're also not going to... I think the whole idea that, we'll just sell subscriptions.
I think that's over.
There's too many subscriptions.
And then the idea of, I'll put out premium content behind the firewall.
Then what are you giving people?
You're giving people crap?
Premium content.
Premium content.
So instead, we give you all the premium stuff right there, no charge.
You provide the value when it is valuable to you.
Anything you send back, which can vary from person to person, what you have, what is value to you, how much is valuable, it's all appreciated.
We really want to thank you for that.
Now we kick it off with Paul Adlafinger.
Let me see if that's spelled properly.
Uh, Paul, well, it's a weird A-D-L finger.
Adelfinger.
He's from Rock Island, Illinois, and he sent in a typewritten note, which... From an actual typewriter.
Yeah, it looks like an old... It looks like the notes my grandfather used to type on index cards.
It's kind of cool.
ITM, Paul from Rock Island here.
No relation to Adam from Rock Island, a.k.a.
SirGoes211.
In thanks for his two human resources who recently served at my father's funeral, please find this attached.
Binary 33 donation, because it is in fact $1,000.01 binary for 33.
This completes my... You know, somebody pointed this out before, that 1-0-0-0-0-1 is 33 in binary.
We should make that a permanent fixture on the donation possibility.
I will today add it as a separate binary donation, so it gets its own category.
Like a show number donation.
Okay.
I think that's a good idea.
Maybe that'll encourage more people to donate.
1-0-0-0-0-1.
Please, this completes my journey to knighthood.
He says, please knight me, Sir Fist Rust.
Did you see this blue joke he's got here?
Accounting below.
Accounting colon this.
No jingles, no karma.
Paul, thank you, brother.
We really appreciate that.
That is a tremendous amount of value, and we thank you.
And you will be nice.
So it's going to be Sir Fist Rust?
Sir Fist Rust, that's correct.
Sir Fist Rust.
I'm looking forward to it.
And we go right down to $350.93 from Sir Don Francis in Chandler, Arizona.
And he says, PPS, if you haven't already, please add Stephanie to the birthday list.
Yeah, I believe she's on.
Is she?
Yep.
You want me to double check?
I'll double check.
I thought you were checking as we spoke.
No, I'm checking now.
Keep going.
I'll check.
Okay.
Well, I'm done.
That's it.
That's his whole note.
She's on the list.
That was the whole note?
No, that can't be.
It looked like the note was much longer.
Not on a mic sheet.
What are you reading?
He says, please perform this switcheroo.
Yeah, for a birthday... Oh, I'm sorry!
No, pfft!
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Okay, I made a mistake.
I'll start over.
Alright, please do.
Sir Don Francis Chandler, Arizona.
I see what happened.
By 35093.
Dear John and Adam, in the morning, please perform a switcheroo and credit this donation to Executive Producer Ship.
Producership in honor of my smoking hot wife, Dame Stephanie Francis.
This is her birthday on the 29th.
God has blessed me abundantly and I get to share life with this beautiful, godly, intelligent, funny, energetic, talented, and amazing woman.
There you go.
This donation also makes Stephanie a baronetess.
Love is lit, Sir Don Francis.
P.S.
K.T.L.D.
Yes, I should disclose Don and Stephanie were at our vow renewal.
And they live in Arizona.
They came in from Arizona?
They sure did.
Yep.
Yep, they sure did.
Well, that's dedication.
Of course.
And K.T.L.D.
is this.
Keep the lid down.
Keep the lid down.
KTLD.
I know you're puzzled.
It's all right.
Don't worry about it.
You guys do it toilets, I think.
Yes.
Then we have two donations from Touchstone Racing, Grand Prairie, Texas.
And I don't know if that was a fat finger, but we'll take it.
Two times 343.75.
And one of them has the note, love the show and the work you put into it.
Well, thank you, Touchstone Racing.
We appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Keep us updated.
Yes, please do.
Jimmy Fulton in Stokesdale, North Carolina, 333.33.
I really enjoy the show.
My donation of 333.33 makes me a first-time executive producer.
I would like some jobs, Karma, for a possible promotion at work.
Keep up the excellent work.
Jimmy Fulton.
All right, we can do that for you.
Oops, hold on.
Jobs, karma incoming?
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Now I have to line up a couple of jingles for this next one.
Which is written in all caps.
Yes, which, why do people do that?
I'm always, I'm always interested in... Because of the idiotic idea of putting a caps lock key on modern keyboards.
There you go.
Excuse me, requests quite a lot of long jingles, so I'm going to shorten some, but it's a switcheroo raffle donation for Shannon Summers.
So this, it says the N.A.
meetup, but this will now become Shannon Summers.
There's a lot of accounting stuff we've got to do here.
I'll take care of that.
Okay.
Shannon Summers.
Boom.
Done.
Adam and John, thanks for all you do.
We do enjoy the mental amusement and education.
Your twice-weekly sanity break is well worth the journey.
I boosted the $250 raffle by 50 dineros to become a true EP executive producer.
I have a newfound personal exit strategy.
Move to the southern U.S.
border, learn Spanish, and help the newcomers with their resumes.
P.S.
Please don't tell Linda Lou Patkin.
Miles of smiles!
Hold on a second, hold on.
He thinks her name is Linda Lou.
Linda Lou Patkin, yeah.
Her last name Patkin.
I love that.
No, her name is Linda and her last name is Lou Patkin.
I think Linda Lou Patkin should change her name.
Linda Lou!
Linda Lou!
Linda Lou, come here!
Linda Lou, come in!
It's dinner time!
Miles of smiles and free advertising and the mere cost of 45 ducats in the Hoosier State.
Jingles, Martha look at this juice, I got hairy legs, Obama chicken dance and a Rev.
Al failed pronunciations.
We'll go for the first three.
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
I got hairy legs.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There you go.
Milo Curtis in Chesapeake, Virginia, 250.
there you go there you go milo curtis in chesapeake virginia 250 we're already already down into the for two shows are down into the associate executive producer level already After listening to 1186 shows, Milo writes, I'm finally able to contribute.
The amount of value I have hoarded and not given back is shameful.
So let the de-douching commence!
You've been de-douched.
Twelve years of right-sizing my amygdala has left me fortified against the corrupt media efforts to manipulate and lead astray.
Leave me astray, I should say.
As a result, my friends often marvel at the keen insights that I bring to the discussions.
This overwhelming value is due to my media deconstruction mentors, John and Adam.
In episode 1662, it was mentioned that no flag is authorized to fly higher than the ensign.
This gave me my first well actually.
According to the Navy Instruction NTP 13B and Marine Order 10520.3, no other flag or pennant should be placed above or if on the same level to the right of the national flag except during church services conducted by naval chaplains at sea when the church pennant
May be flown above the flag during church services for the personnel of the Navy.
When the church pennant flies above the ensign, it is a declaration that we are one nation under God.
Now there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Thanks so much for your 12 years of amazing services.
It's actually coming on 17.
It feels good to contribute and declare in the morning.
Very respectfully, Milo.
Thanks, Milo.
That's a nice note.
Our next Associate Executive Producer is That Larry Show!
Oh, there's That Larry Show, 233.33.
Dear John and Adam, he writes, looks, is this also, do you think this is printed or is this also a typewriter?
No, it's not type.
Not type.
It is I, Larry of That Larry Show, the guy with the subsonic voice.
I mean, the, uh, subsonic voice.
Also, co-host of Planet Rage with Darren O'Neal, a.k.a.
the pre-show guy, Mr. Knob and Daryl.
Darren and I... I like Mr. Knob.
Daryl's pretty good too.
We're calling Darren O'Neal from now on.
Mr. Knob.
Darren and I are thrilled and flattered that you, you being Adam, dig our show!
Thank you!
John, what the hell are you waiting for?
This donation is woefully late.
I've been busy freeing myself and my family from the hellscape that is Los Angeles, California, an escape Adam wisely effected many years ago.
John, what the hell are you waiting for?
Adam, congratulations on your spiritual awakening.
Since it commenced, there's a noticeable joyfulness in your voice and a bounce in your attitude.
John, what the hell are you waiting for?
You guys kept me sane during the scamdemic and now as we hurtle into the bird flu plandemic and the maelstrom of election lies, I'm counting on you to spill the tea and hit me to the latest sleaze and subterfuge that is life that in the remnants of America.
God bless you both, keep doing what you're doing, and have a listen to that Larry Show!
You just might dig it.
Oh.
That's a nice note from Larry.
That's a good... Both Rage, Planet Rage, and that Larry Show, they're good shows.
Good chance.
Yeah, I've heard so.
They also air live on the Norwich Industry in the Troll Room.
John Whidden.
Whidden in Columbia, Alaska.
No, no, you jumped Sir Toothfairy.
Oh, good.
Sir Toothfairy is Valparaiso, Indiana's resident and he came in with 223.
On the money.
From Sir Tooth Fairy.
I received the New Agenda ABC book the other day.
My oldest human resource read it first, and after trying to figure out a way to explain what a douchebag is to a seven-year-old, I turned around and every clock in the kitchen read 3-3-3, and if that's not a sign to donate, I don't know what is.
Can I get some yak karma, please?
Sir Tooth Fairy.
You've got karma.
And here's John Whitten from Kodiak, Arkansas.
Alaska.
Alaska, I'm sorry.
Yes, I was looking at like, no, that's not Arkansas.
That's Alaska.
I'm sorry, John.
$210.60.
No notes.
That gets you a double up karma.
You've got Aaron with two N's.
Aaron Shaw in Prairieville, Louisiana.
She's also Dame Mary Moon.
Switcheroo!
This will go to my hubby's peerage, Sir Jewclaw.
Third annual No Agenda crawfish boil.
Alright.
Crayfish, crayfish.
Crayfish, crayfish.
Crayfish boil on the calendar for Sunday, June 2nd in Prairieville, Louisiana.
And that's not a Louisiana accent.
Nope.
Please RSVP.
It's a Texas accent, actually.
Please RSVP if you're coming at noagendameetups.com so we can make sure there's enough crawfish.
Crayfish.
We don't want to wait to see everyone.
We can't wait to see everyone.
We don't want to see anyone.
We don't want to see anybody.
We want to eat all the crawfish.
We can't wait to see everyone again.
Thanks, Aaron Shaw.
I like the idea of Aaron with the two N's.
Also known as Dame Mary Moon.
And then we have from Bensonville, Illinois, Eli the Coffee Guy 205.26, and he says, between rehabbing our house, then bootstrapping our coffee company, and having a baby, speak for yourself, I'm happy to be in a position to finally be able to donate to the show after several years.
He's been donating every show for the last several years.
Maybe this is, maybe, I don't know.
Sharing my treasure with a podcast that has seen me through countless hours of hard work is an honor!
And I'm glad to be able to return value.
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No!
Shameless plug so I can write off my donation.
Yes!
Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com.
Use promo code ITM20 for 20% off your order.
Stay caffeinated!
And thank you for your courage, Eli the Coffee Guy.
Thank you, brother.
Sir Il Pope de Ciclismo.
Ciclismo.
Or Ciclismo.
Ciclismo.
In Aveiro, PRT, Puerto Rico?
I think it's Portugal.
Portugal?
No.
No, I think it's Puerto Rico.
No, Portugal.
Portugal.
Portugal.
He's in Portugal.
He's in Aveiro.
He's probably a criminal.
He's probably a criminal.
All the criminals go and live in Portugal.
Credit to Sir Il Pope De Ciclismo, Black Knight of Vero, Portugal.
Sir Wau De Adau, proud to be a listener since the beginning.
I love what you guys do for my Mental sanity and critical thinking.
We need more Portuguese listening to this show.
We do.
More criminals.
Please, they're not criminals.
They're living the good life people in Portugal, believe me.
Probably.
And they have better prices on everything.
Also, they've proven in court that PCR is only 3% accurate.
The Portuguese?
Yes, in the Portuguese court.
It's only 3% accurate?
Yes.
Duh!
Well, I'm surprised it's that high.
Yeah, right.
Please send Karma all the best, sir.
Il Pope.
You've got Karma.
It might be pronounced Il Pope.
Il Pope.
Il Popey.
I'll read this one too.
Linda Lopatkins in Lakewood, Colorado.
We know what she's up to.
Yeah.
She came up with 200 bucks and she wants Jobs Karma for her resume.
Linda Lou.
Linda Lou for the insiders.
Linda Lou.
For a resume that gets results, go to ImageMakersInc.com.
For all your executive and job search needs, that's ImageMakersInc with a K. That's a K. It's like ink.
It's like... Yes, like ink.
Ink.
Ink well.
I got it.
Or find Linda Lupatkin, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producer's list.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
And despite the fact that we did a tremendous, we actually, Adam, I give Adam full credit for this, because he put it together, which is the clip show of all our commentary, not clips, so it's not really a clip show, it's a commentary show, regarding climate change, which everybody thought was great.
Everybody.
I didn't hear one person that said anything negative about it.
Despite that work and effort, and I should mention this, I've done these shows, I did the other one on climate change with clips.
These shows take longer to produce than an actual show.
Took me a full day.
These shows, we start the show at 11, we end around 3 or so, West Coast time, 11 to 3-ish.
That's including the after part of the shows, I guess we end the show around 2-3.
I thought you were going to say the after party.
That includes the after party.
The after party.
Which has a name, which eludes me.
Anyway, so that two and a half hours, actually about three hours and ten minutes for a show, typically.
It should be 2.45 but we overdo it.
That is easier, sitting here yacking away, than it is to produce one of these clip shows.
And the amount of income we get from it is nil.
Well, we also want to thank Sir Deanonymous for his work on bingit.io.
Now with AI, you can easily make clips and find anything you're looking for in every single episode of the show, every single one.
Before I wind this up, I do want to thank some people who sent some stuff to my P.O.
Box.
I went to the P.O.
Box yesterday, and it was this envelope, and I had to open that, and then open another envelope, and another one, and in it was a single index card with no note from who it came from, and it says, Illegals are given a birth certificate and driver's license.
And then an arrow, so I turn it over.
It says, read 18 U.S.C.
611C3 voting by aliens.
Thank you, I'm aware of that now.
And I want to think... What?
I know, it's one of those cryptic notes.
No, but I mean, what?
What?
They're giving them birth certificates and driver's licenses so they can vote?
Apparently.
18 U.S.C.
18 USC 611 C3.
I know.
Someone thought it was that important.
Well, I guess that's the idea.
So that's the rig.
There you go.
Although they can't force them to vote one way or the other.
Somebody has to make it clear to them they can vote for Trump.
And Dame Nurse Caitlin and her brother Trey did a big cross-country road trip.
We missed them, unfortunately, as they came through Fredericksburg.
But they did go to the White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico, as her brother had been stationed there.
And they got me a challenge coin, which I appreciate.
Beautiful.
Oh, that's cool.
Tina's like, not another challenge coin!
Yeah, man, challenge coins are cool.
I have a bunch of challenge... We got one of our producers, I'm supposed to send him one of the old leftover challenge coins.
And I have a cache of challenge coins lost in the house.
Now I want to go back to Brunetti.
You know, he was... He has challenge coins?
He's an archivist just like me.
I didn't realize it.
He's got full, you know, the Star Wars, that white guy, whatever those guys are called, those soldiers.
The Imperial Guard?
He's got a complete Imperial Guard suit in one of his collections.
Glenn Beck has that too.
Glenn Beck has one of those.
I guess they were auctioning him off.
I didn't ask him how he got it.
He may have told me.
But he's got all kinds of stuff.
He's a storm trooper.
Storm troopers.
He's got a storm trooper suit that's standing there in one of his collections.
But does he have like Glenn Beck, Dorothy's ruby red slippers?
Come on now.
No.
But believe me, he's got a formidable collection.
He's also got cars, he's got all kinds of stuff.
Wow.
The fire truck.
But the difference between his collection and mine is that he's a little more organized.
You don't say.
Which is somewhat annoying when you... You don't say.
He's more organized.
And so it's like, ah, this is nuts.
I mean, if you could be that, you know, he's like built this property.
It's like 44, he's hand did, you know, just barns and there's all kinds of places to store stuff.
Yeah.
And it's like organized.
It's really depressing.
Yeah, but he has sex money, you know, from that Fifty Shades movie.
Yeah, he's got sex money or whatever it is.
And that's true.
But he's I think he does a lot of this himself.
Yeah, I think he's Oh, like a little autistic, like, well, he doesn't show any signs of being autistic by any means.
But I think he's a little he might be anal.
There you go.
So he has what I have.
No, he doesn't have Tourette's either.
Oh, well, he should.
He should try it.
It's cool.
He's just a neat freak, I guess.
Great conversation starter.
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become a producer today no agenda donations.com you want to do some climate change there's a lot of climate change stuff in fact in fact no i'm going to take the helm because uh pete buddha judge which uh your buddy andrew can't seem to pronounce his last name No, and he refuses to.
Probably a good policy.
Sat down for a long-form interview with CBS and boy is he dumb.
And we're joined by the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg.
Good to have you here.
Good to be here.
Good to be here, Brolf.
Actually, it just sounded just like that.
Good to be here, Brolf.
So let's get into it.
Let's start right away with the climate change info.
I also wonder, when we see a forecast like we just did from NOAA that we're going to have a more severe hurricane season this summer, what you are thinking and planning for?
Do you need to change regulation because of more severe turbulence as well?
The reality is the effects of climate change are already upon us in terms of our transportation.
We've seen that in the form of everything from heat waves that shouldn't statistically even be possible.
Okay, first of all, write this down, people.
This should be the worst hurricane season ever.
Write it down.
Write it down.
It might be, but it probably won't be whenever they say worst ever.
And now he's saying heat waves that should statistically not even be possible?
What does that mean?
Have you seen these reports?
Statistically, it could never be this hot.
I mean, that's exactly what they're saying.
It's like the hottest year on record, climate change.
You know, too much.
I don't know what he's even talking about.
He's dumb.
In the form of everything from heat waves that shouldn't statistically even be possible, threatening to melt the cables of transit systems in the...
It's melting the cables of transit systems.
Pacific Northwest to, as you mentioned, hurricane season.
Pacific Northwest, really?
Mm-hmm.
In Seattle.
It's raining as we speak.
Threatening to melt the cables of transit systems in the Pacific Northwest to, as you mentioned, hurricane season.
Hold on a second.
I have a place up there.
Yeah, you do.
And if I'm not there, I'm getting daily reports.
None of this is going on.
It's been crappy.
It's been cold.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boots on the ground.
It's not true.
He's lying.
Hurricane season's becoming more and more extreme and indications that turbulence is up by about... Hold on, stop.
I'm never gonna get through these.
Well, I'll back off.
Isn't he the head of the Department of Transportation?
What has he got to do or know about climate change?
Well, it affects his business.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
It's all because it affects transportation.
What am I thinking?
Coming more and more extreme and indications that turbulence is up by about 15%.
That means... Hello, it's 55, Pete.
It's 55 from 0.1 to 0.15.
Indications that turbulence is up by about 15%.
Pete, it's 55 from 0.1 to 0.15.
Occasion is that turbulence is up by about 15%.
That means assessing.
Hold on.
Is that right?
So he's, he's, he's went from one to 1.1.
2.1.5.
Yeah.
And so he thinks that means 15%.
He's, the number is 55%.
But for some reason he says 15 because either he's confused, he heard it wrong in the briefing, or he's dumb.
Indications that turbulence is up by about 15%.
That means assessing anything and everything that we can do about it.
Here in the U.S.?
Well, in the atmosphere generally.
But certainly something that will affect American travelers, whether here or abroad.
Oh, let's dig into that, Pete!
So you said that horrific video that people were terrified by when they saw the Singapore Airlines encounter such severe... That's happening daily.
That was rare.
But you're saying you do expect to see more incidents like that here in the U.S.? ?
To be clear, something that extreme is very rare, but turbulence can happen, and sometimes it can happen unexpectedly.
Turbulence happens!
That's one of the reasons why, you may notice, compared to years ago, it's when you fly into a thunderstorm.
That's exactly what the Singapore Airlines aircraft did.
More often you'll hear the captain or the flight attendants ask you to keep your seatbelt on, even if the light isn't saying that you're required to keep your seatbelt on.
And again, this is something that has to continually evolve.
Our climate is evolving.
Our policies and our technology and our infrastructure have to evolve accordingly, too.
Oh, brother.
Keep your seatbelt on, people.
That's the safest.
If you don't keep your seatbelt on at all times...
Yeah, you take a risk when you're going to the lavatory.
But really, it's the poor flight attendants.
They're the ones most at risk.
He didn't even say that.
You know, those poor, those brave flight attendants.
That's what he should have said, brave.
Yeah, brave.
They are brave.
I was talking to Dame Christina Pearl flew into San Antonio.
She works at Southwest Airlines.
She came to visit us yesterday.
Do you know what, because I said, you know, she worked for 29 years at Southwest.
Do you know, she told me that What do you think the most annoying thing is that people do to the flight attendants?
They keep ringing the bell.
No, they poke her.
They poke her?
Yeah, miss, miss, miss, and they- Can't even do that in a strip club and get away with it.
That's exactly what she said!
She says you can't even touch strippers.
That's exactly what she said!
They poke her.
They're poking the flight attendants.
Miss, miss, miss.
People are insane.
Stop poking your flight attendant!
On Friday, Boeing released a report that said they saw a 500% increase in the number of employee submissions about safety concerns during the first two months of 2024.
This is, of course, after all these high-profile incidents that happened with that plane door just flying off.
Okay, it's good employees are- Climate change!
I like that!
It was a door plug, okay, but the plane door flying off sounds better.
Plane door just flying off.
Okay, it's good employees are seeing something and saying something, but a 500% increase, I mean that would- Notice how she sets him up.
It's good that they're seeing something and saying something.
Okay, it's good employees are seeing something and saying something, but a 500% increase, I mean, that would suggest that there are actual issues.
You have to stop this again.
Now I have to see some background.
Who is this woman?
This is a CBS woman.
Who works for CBS.
It's that woman.
Is it Nora?
That thing is Nora, yeah.
Why?
Why do you inquire and stop the cleavage?
Because I like to know what idiot it is that's talking to him.
Oh, okay.
Well, she's setting him up.
Okay, it's good employees are seeing something and saying something, but a 500% increase, I mean, that would suggest that there are actual issues here.
I'm sorry, it's Margaret Brennan.
Margaret Brennan.
Ugh, worse.
Thank you, Clip Custodian.
By the way, I should mention that Margaret Brennan, during COVID, she was working out of her house and somebody visited her and put her on a Zoom call or something and she wasn't wearing her makeup and she had a hair thing, the hairband.
She's a dead ringer for Hillary, a young Hillary.
Really?
Yeah, I was actually shocked by the fact that she looks so much like Hillary.
That's right.
There's an encouraging part and a concerning part.
The encouraging part is we want Boeing and any producer in the aviation space to have a culture of, if you see something, say something.
There it is!
If you see something, say something!
For reporting work, we have both whistleblower mechanisms to let us know something directly at the FAA.
But in a healthy company, that should also be happening within the company.
Were they discouraging it earlier?
If there were evidence of that, that would lead to direct action.
I'm not here to make an accusation like that at this time.
What I will say is we want to see a culture where that kind of – if anything, we want you to err on the side of reporting.
So that's the encouraging part.
The concerning part, of course, is that any of those issues are happening at all.
And that's why Boeing is under a huge amount of scrutiny right now, including from the FAA.
The administrator took the extraordinary step of saying that Boeing cannot increase their production until they've demonstrated that they can do it safely.
My goodness, Pete.
All right, it gets better here because now we're going to go into the phony baloney EV hype.
Thank you, Elon Musk, for making everybody believe that this is the way of the future.
I want to ask you about something that we hear quite a lot about on the campaign trail, and that is electric cars, electric vehicles.
Donald Trump Repeatedly, it talks about President Biden's decision to force the industry towards making 56% of car batteries electric by 2032, 13% hybrid.
Listen to what he said in New Jersey recently.
Do you notice he's trying to save the electrical vehicle, but not the gas powered, which is the vehicle that everybody wants.
They're going crazy with the electric car.
Costing us a fortune.
We're spending hundreds of billions of dollars subsidizing a car that nobody wants and nobody's ever gonna buy.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong!
On the purchasing.
He's not.
Of the four million vehicles purchased, you know.
What was that laugh about?
He's not wrong.
Say it again, weirdo.
He's not wrong on the purchasing.
He's not.
Oh, he says he's not.
He's not wrong.
He's not.
He's wrong.
He's wrong.
He's not wrong on the purchasing.
He's not.
Of the 4 million vehicles purchased, you know, what, 269,000 electric vehicles were sold in the U.S.
market.
It's up like 2%.
Every single year, more Americans buy EVs than years of the year before.
This is really important.
Every single year.
Because the old ones are useless and they've got to throw them out and buy a new one.
More Americans buy EVs than the year prior.
There are two things that I think are needed for that to happen even more quickly.
One is the price, which is why the Inflation Reduction Act acted to cut the price of an electric vehicle.
The second is making sure we have the charging network we need across America, even though most EV owners will do most of their charging at home.
If you live in an apartment building or you're driving long distances, you need other options in those chargers.
So that's exactly what we're working on.
Uh-huh.
All right, let's get to the bigger... So people, they've been pushing people into apartments, which is part of this agenda.
Yeah.
Is to get rid of single homes.
Single-family homes.
Single-family dwellings, let's get the correct phrase, and move people into apartments and... Or tiny homes in the woods.
Any of those things don't have the option of having a charger.
The other thing is if you even have a home, the insurance companies don't want you putting the car in the garage to charge it because it'll blow up the house.
So everything is off.
Yep, that's true.
But I want to talk about the bigger point here.
And I take this very personally, because I grew up in the industrial Midwest, literally in the shadow of broken down factories from car companies that did not survive into the turn of the century, because they didn't keep up with the times.
And many of those autoworkers are concerned that electric vehicles require fewer humans to manufacture.
The most important thing is that the EV revolution will happen.
Screw the people!
With or without us, and we've got to make sure that it's American-led.
Oh yeah.
It won't be.
No, it can't be American-led.
I don't have any clips, but the Chinese are developing, they're so far ahead in developing cheap batteries that don't necessarily blow up, but they probably do, but they still have the best, they're owning the battery technology no matter what anybody wants to believe.
We don't want China to do this.
And so they're going to be making the cheap electric.
These cars are still a bad idea.
Thank you.
And that's what the president is focused on.
We don't want China.
Look, under the Trump administration, they allowed China to build an advantage in the EV industry.
But under President Biden's leadership, we're making sure that the EV revolution will be a made-in-America EV revolution that is critically important.
Because of these tariffs we're talking about.
Well, wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
This is another, this is a lie.
Trump is, as you heard, they already played a Trump clip on that.
He's against this to an extreme.
He's not letting the Chinese take over.
In fact, he's the one that's complained, and Biden never has, about BYD, probably one of the biggest Yeah, and the BYDs, to me, I mean I've seen some reviews, they're kind of like glorified golf carts.
Oh, they're already made inroads into Europe, building cars in Mexico and then taking advantage of the of the new version of NAFTA to bring the cars into the U.S. without tariffs.
And Trump has complained about that bitterly.
Yeah.
Then the BYDs, to me, I mean, I've seen some reviews that kind of like glorified golf carts.
They're fast.
No, no, that's not true.
I don't know what reviews you've been seeing, but they make a huge range of vehicles.
Yes.
They're tiny.
There's plenty of YouTube videos showing some pretty hot cars.
Oh, so hot.
No, seriously.
I've seen the YouTube videos.
The ones that are the small... BYD makes a couple of pretty phenomenal cars.
Yeah, those are the high-end ones.
I should get a clip of it.
Please do.
Are you promoting Chinese vehicles?
This should be a Made in America show.
What's wrong with you?
I will say this, I was watching this one video about these Chinese cars, and they say, and these Chinese, they're unbelievable, they can turn around a design and bring out a new car in a year!
And I'm thinking, does anybody remember America in the 1950s?
Yeah, listen.
This is part of our... This is a very... Let me explain something.
Everyone needs to understand this.
The cars of the 1950s, 60s, the muscle cars of the 70s... This is when our birth weight rate was higher.
High enough.
Now we're at 1.6 children.
Because people are driving these cars!
And no one wants to have sex with someone who's driving a BYD golf cart!
Well, that may be... You're changing the subject.
Yeah, thank you.
But you're probably right.
Back then we had sex because we made babies!
We made babies, I'm telling you!
We used to have bench seating on these cars.
Yes!
So the girl could sit right next to you at the drive-in and you'd put your arm around her and you'd steam up the windows at the drive-in theater.
And the back seats were perfect for sex.
We had necker knobs.
Remember those?
The necker knob?
I don't know what that is.
That was the knob on the steering wheel, so you could hold on to your girl in the front seat.
Oh, they were called suicide knobs in this country.
My mom, who was from this country, called it the necker knob.
They were called suicide knobs.
I actually, yeah.
We had a car with one.
My mom used it for other purposes.
God bless you, Mom.
President Biden says he's going to roll up.
Also just making sure that we invest in America's capacity.
Making sure that we are on-shoring or friend-sourcing the, uh, friend-shoring the materials and the process of what goes into these EVs.
Making sure that America masters them.
Friend-shoring!
Friend-shoring!
Isn't that great?
Sounds like French kissing, friend-shoring.
But also, he stumbles here.
Listen carefully.
President Biden says he's going to roll up.
Also, just making sure we invest in America's capacity.
Making sure that we are on-shoring or friend-sourcing.
He says first he's friend-sourcing.
I mean, friend-shoring, because that's the new word.
Friend-sourcing, i.e., getting stuff from our friends.
I don't know, China.
Now we call it friend-shoring.
That's a possible show title, actually.
So that's interesting that he would switch gears like that because he knows he wasn't using the proper word.
It's like a pronoun.
Yeah.
And so he changed.
So he said, friends sourcing, not fully aware.
Then he said, switch it to friends shoring because that's the new term, which is a show title, if ever there was.
I'm with you.
Biden says he's going to roll.
Also, just making sure we invest in America's capacity.
I'm sorry to do this again.
People hate it when I do this too much.
He says it right, then he says it wrong, then he says it right again.
goes into these EVs, making sure that America-- I'm sorry to do this again.
People hate it when I do this too much.
He says it right, then he says it wrong, then he says it right again.
Well, also just making sure we invest in America's capacity, making sure that we are on-shoring or friendshoring the materials and the processing of what goes into these EVs.
Making sure that America masters these processes.
Because look, there's no way that we're going to get to the middle of this century with the technology that we counted on a century ago.
Now, there are obviously a lot of voices here in Washington who are interested in keeping the status quo.
He says it's going to be one of the first things he does.
Would be happy to see Americans trapped with dirty and expensive fuels.
Dirty!
And I know he's made a lot of promises to the oil.
Did he say dirty and expensive or inexpensive?
He had to, well, play it back.
Status quo.
He says it's going to be one of the first things he does.
Would be happy to see Americans trapped with dirty and expensive fuels.
And expensive.
But the reality, and I know he's made a lot of promises to the oil and gas CEOs about some of the favors.
Oh, yeah.
Favors.
Favors.
But it obviously is resonating for him because he wouldn't bring it up so frequently if there wasn't some anxiety that he's tapping into.
And by the way, I'm making fun of Mayor Pete here.
And obviously, I mean, he's just a man of flesh and blood.
You know, the real issue here is, of course, Satan's flaming wheels!
Last clip.
Let me ask you about a portion of this that I think does fall under your portfolio, and that's the charging stations you mentioned.
The Federal Highway Administration says only 7 or 8 charging stations have been produced with a $7.5 billion investment that taxpayers made back in 2021.
Why isn't that happening more quickly?
So the president's goal is to have half a million chargers up by the end of this decade.
Now, in order to do a charger, it's more than just plunking a small device into the ground.
There's utility work, and this is also really a new category of federal investment.
But we've been working with each of the 50 states.
Every one of them is getting formula dollars to do this work.
Engaging them and the first handful, again by 2030, 500,000 chargers, and the very first handful of chargers are now already being physically built.
It's indeed a handful.
It's just a handful of chargers.
It's pathetic.
They lied.
And by the way, these charging stations, which they're few and far between, except in some places where they're at some grocery store or something, where there's some turnover.
But generally speaking, if it's in the middle of nowhere, like on the way to, say, Los Angeles, you're going to drive to L.A.
from San Francisco, and you have to stop somewhere because you're not going to make it, especially if you gun it.
You're not going to make it.
The lines are hours long.
Hours long.
It's like the 70s.
Oh, yay!
There you go.
There's a 70s throwback.
Well, in San Francisco, the charging stations are kind of available.
It's a disturbing trend.
Thieves targeting high-powered Teslas and other EV charging stations and stealing heavy cable for the copper metal inside.
NBC Bay Area's Tom Jensen is in Vallejo tonight where someone cut cables from nine charging stations, leaving Tesla drivers in a bind and causing tens of thousands of dollars in damage and repair costs.
So that should have been the question.
How are you going to protect those charging stations from being ripped off of the copper charging cords?
Yeah, there's probably a couple hundred bucks or maybe even more worth of copper in there and you got people that are homeless and you're not doing anything about them while you're giving the newcomers a free birth certificate and whatever else they want.
And a driver's license.
And a driver's license so they can vote Democrat, and so meanwhile you got this going on.
This is a catastrophe!
Do you want to hear the longer report about this from Minneapolis?
Do I?
Well, that's why I asked you.
Uh, how long is it?
A minute thirty.
That's fine.
That's why I haven't picked anything up yet.
From stripping down air conditioning units.
I couldn't believe somebody would do this to a veterans organization.
It was just unbelievable.
To leaving streets in the dark.
I don't feel safe because I can't even see myself.
Copper thieves are now also leaving electric vehicle drivers in a lurch.
These cables at an EV Spot Network charger in South Minneapolis have been cut, replaced, and cut again.
There's not even that much copper inside one of these charging cables because of all of the insulation.
You need a pound of it just to make a couple bucks or less at the scrapyard.
Meanwhile, replacing these cables costs thousands of dollars.
The city of Minneapolis says they've replaced at least 44 charging cables and have another 20 or so to go.
That's frustrating for everybody.
Our car, which operates the EV Car Share program across the Twin Cities, says some drivers are getting frustrated looking for a working charger.
There are also other challenges as far as getting materials in a timely manner, weather conditions and things like that, so it's not always possible to replace these cables, you know, within the same week that they are stolen.
In an effort to deter thieves, the city is adding cameras, signage, and making sure recycling centers are on the lookout for stolen copper.
Signage!
Don't steal the copper, please!
And they're adding a signage!
There has not been a single solution that has, you know, been effective.
How about a guy with a gun?
Effective at 100%, so we're still trying to look at multiple factors to see if together they can overall make a larger impact.
In Minneapolis, Kirsten Mitchell, WCCO News.
So, there you go.
Mayor Pete, deal with it.
He's got billions of dollars.
Just put a guard next to him.
It's so effective.
Cheap and effective.
Much cheaper than those dirty fossil fuels.
Police.
How long will people keep this PSYOP going?
By the way, who was it who told me someone who I know from here, their brother works somewhere.
Oh, it was...
I can't remember.
Goodness gracious, I'm forgetting now, but someone who does, oh, I think it was maybe, I won't mention who it was, but now I do remember.
And he has, they do like fertilizer and stuff and, but also clear, clear out debris for grass fields.
And this is in Florida, I believe.
There's huge lots where there's nothing but new unsold Teslas are just parked.
This is in China, too.
BYD cars and others.
There's huge lots of unsold cars.
Yeah, but in America, Merca.
Yeah, I've heard about this.
We just keep pouring money into it.
There are a bunch of, yeah, and a lot of those are cars that have a flaw or something.
I don't think it's easy to fix.
All of them have a flaw.
Yeah, they're electric.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, you mentioned the insurance companies don't actually want you charging your electric vehicle in your home because, you know, they tend to blow up from time to time.
Listen to this report.
What's better than a summer cookout?
It's part of our Colorado way of life.
When you start talking about somebody's grill, it's like you're talking about their children or their dog.
You know, they're very emotionally tied to it.
But Nick Strong, a Steamboat Springs commercial risk manager, is in the process of telling HOAs in the mountains they will soon have to either ban gas grills from their properties or lose their insurance coverage.
You will need to get rid of all open flame devices, including grills, fire pits, etc.
And I understand.
I'm a homeowner.
You know, I have a grill.
So these changes impact all of us.
The insurance industry says nationally, outdoor grills cause 6,000 fires and $35 million in damage every year.
Farmer's insurance alone says grill fires cost them $32 million in losses since 2020, and insurers no longer have an appetite for the risk.
Try telling somebody in Winter Park they can't have a gas grill.
Well, they have to.
David Furman's law firm represents more than 2,000 HOAs.
In the last six months, he's been rewriting rules for dozens of HOA communities in the mountains to ban gas grills on decks and balconies so the HOAs can keep their insurance.
The perceived risk with these grills is just, it's an unacceptable risk to the insurance companies that are losing billions and billions of dollars.
Oh, they're losing money to these insurance companies!
We write rules for another 600 mountain HOAs prohibiting gas grills.
These insurance companies, they have to be stopped.
And no one in Washington ever does anything.
Every state has an insurance commissioner and they have people that can do this.
They do nothing.
They're captured, they're bought off by the insurance companies.
This is a scandal that nobody wants to address.
We have to.
I mean, our home insurance went up 30%.
And why is there an HOA in the mountains?
What was that all about?
Homeowners associations are no good.
I'm down with that.
We live on this, like, there's 12 homes.
It's not gated, but there's a road and, you know, two cul-de-sacs, basically.
And it was built, and we know the guy, Larry's a friend of ours, who built it all.
He still owns the roads, and he keeps saying, hey, you know, I'll sell it to you for $1, but you gotta start an HOA.
And we're all looking at each other like, nope, I'm good to go, man.
Nobody wants to be an HOA.
Nope, that's fine.
You can keep our roads.
It's horrible.
What is his interest, this guy?
He built some roads, okay, good for him, but what's his interest in the HOA?
No, you misunderstand.
He built this whole 12-home development.
It's right off, it's not far from Main Street.
So he had all the land, he parceled it all, and then sold the sites for people to build on.
And with that, he built, he put in roads, As you would do if you're putting together a subdivision.
It's a subdivision, exactly.
And then, you know, so everyone bought the parcels from him, and he's now left with the roads.
And he doesn't want the road because eventually he's going to have to maintain the road.
And he's like, well, I'll sell you the roads and everything to an HOA for $1.
And we're like, no.
No, we don't want to do an HOA.
He can walk, he can abandon the roads if he doesn't want to maintain them.
Just say, hey, I'm done.
But he's Larry.
What's his obligation to the roads?
This sounds like bullshit to me.
What do you mean?
He's Larry.
He doesn't want to be persona non grata if he doesn't take care of the road that he built.
It's unimportant.
The point was, nobody wants to do an HOA because we're not stupid.
It's horrible.
That's the way you get in fights with your neighbor.
Yeah.
You want to be like Darren in Tennessee?
You just put an old car up on blocks in front of your house and you're good to go.
Who wants an HOA telling you can't do that?
Exactly.
I got a couch I want to put on my lawn.
Before you know it, we won't be able to fly our pine tree flags.
So I have some Trump court case clips that I would normally just carry this stuff over, but I think they have to come in with a verdict pretty soon.
They better, yeah.
And I want to get these clips done since we talked about Trump in the last clip.
All right, all right, good to go.
So let's start with Trump trial NTD.
Okay, here we go.
Two jurors in Trump's New York trial now on their way home without reaching a verdict today.
The former president again calls it a rigged trial as President Biden attacks him at a campaign event.
NTD's White House correspondent Iris Tao reports from the Manhattan criminal courthouse.
The jurors have now been dismissed after deliberating for more than five hours today, though without reaching a unanimous verdict on whether or not to convict Trump.
Trump after court today again insisting that there's no crime and complaining about certain witnesses not getting called.
During deliberations in the afternoon, the jury sent two notes, one asking to review specific testimonies by former tabloid publisher David Pecker and former Trump attorney Michael Cohen, the other note asking to rehear jury instructions as they weren't giving them on paper.
The request could take take hours to fulfill and court will resume on Thursday morning.
Earlier on Wednesday, the judge in his jury instructions told the jurors to set aside their personal biases and focus solely on the facts and the evidence.
He also told them that they have to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt about the charges to find the defendant guilty.
But a judge also told them that they don't have to agree unanimously on what crime Trump is trying to hide through allegedly falsifying business And that's a major sticking point as Trump's been insisting that he did not falsify business records, let alone trying to hide another underlying crime.
Today Donald Trump is pandering and peddling lies and stereotypes for your vote so he can win.
I have those clips about the pandering which is quite funny.
What the hell is he talking about?
He was speaking in front of black people in Philadelphia.
Saying that Donald Trump is pandering.
Democrats never do anything like that.
He's literally in front of black people in Philadelphia and saying Donald Trump is pandering.
Sure is hilarious, yeah.
I'll just, it's five seconds.
Yeah, please play.
I have two six seconds clips, here we go.
A memorial day!
I proudly stood with a black man!
That's not pandering!
That's not pandering.
And here's his pandering.
I've shown you who I am and Trump has shown you who he is and today Donald Trump is pandering and peddling lies and stereotypes.
But I stood him next to a black man.
Look at me, I'm Joe Biden.
I stand next to a black man.
Black man's with me.
I didn't touch him, but I stood next to him.
Yeah, but Donald Trump is pandering.
Oh my gosh.
This is Trump trial.
The next clip is Trump trial 2.
Meanwhile, President Biden on Wednesday attacked Trump at a Philadelphia campaign event.
Donald Trump, I have a message for you.
Not in our house and not in our watch.
And the White House would not confirm recent reporting that Biden will speak from the White House about the upcoming verdict.
And that's as the Biden campaign on Tuesday sent surrogates from two right outside the Trump courthouse to hold a surprise press conference, a move that Trump on Wednesday said was to influence the trial.
Now, the surrogates, before we move on, was super interesting because the main surrogate who literally went onto the streets of New York City was Robert De Niro.
I'm sure everybody saw the clips of him yelling back and forth and calling Trump a gangster.
I just want to say, De Niro, taxi driver, I mean, the guy was cool.
He was a cool guy.
He did these awesome movies.
And it all turned, and I remember exactly when it changed, He has a son who's autistic.
And he was running the Tribeca Film Festival, if you remember.
And he had a documentary about his kid.
Um, being vaccine injured.
And, and he had it in the, in the film.
He did an interview about it.
I could probably dig the clip up, but I won't.
And then he got the, then he got some message and was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
And from that day on, he's just become a complete controlled nincompoop.
I think they got pictures or something.
For Robert De Niro to go down and and be on the street telling everybody that that Trump is no good and then if you don't mind if you indulge me 33 seconds because I think everybody saw him you know yelling on the street but this which is I mean, it's amazing what they've done.
This is an election ad that he's in, and Joy Reid played it, a little intro from her, and the lies are apparent!
This is what the Democrats, Joe Biden, they have an ad out featuring the great Robert De Niro.
Let's play that.
From midnight tweets, to drinking bleach, to tear-gassing citizens and staging a photo-op, we knew Trump was out of control when he was president.
Then he lost the 2020 election and snapped.
Desperately trying to hold on to power, now he's running again.
This time, threatening to be a dictator to terminate the Constitution.
If I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Trump wants revenge, and he'll stop at nothing to get it.
Bleach.
Dictator.
Bloodbath.
All lies!
All out of context!
That's pathetic.
It really is.
And the Robert De Niro who just used to be cool.
He just was.
We all wanted to be De Niro, Raging Bull.
You know, and then he's just, I mean, I feel sorry for him.
It's interesting you trace it to that era when he was accusing the vaccine makers for his kid's autism.
And then he switched, then something happened.
It just kind of came to me that that's when... Here.
You know what?
Do you mind if I just play the clip here?
It's 44 seconds.
Let me... No, I don't know why you keep asking me if I mind.
Because I respect you.
I'm not touchy today.
I respect you.
I just didn't have my coffee.
This is from 2016, March 31st on your No Agenda Show.
Actor Robert De Niro has reversed course in a highly controversial documentary film.
His prestigious Tribeca Film Festival will no longer feature a film called Vaxxed, which makes the debunked claim that vaccines cause autism.
NBC's Kate Snow explains the rare change of heart.
After fierce criticism from the scientific community, acting legend Robert De Niro and the Tribeca Festival made the unprecedented decision to pull the film.
We were delighted because this was a film that purported and a discredited concept.
De Niro, who has a child with autism, said after conversations with experts, they concluded, we do not believe it contributes to or furthers the discussion I had hoped for.
2016, right when Trump came in, boom.
He's done.
You're done, De Niro.
Wow, that's a very interesting catch.
Well, since you brought this up, I hate to keep roaming off like a shaggy dog story.
Rock and roll, baby.
But, uh, let's, since they used the term debunked, which it never has fully been debunked, we have to listen to your buddy, Von Der Leyen.
Ah, Queen Ursula.
As technology evolves, we need to build up societal immunity around information manipulation.
Because research has shown that pre-bunking is much more successful than debunking.
Has she... Has she talked about pre-bunking before?
The whole concept of pre-bunking is bullshit!
Let's play ClipTube.
Pre-bunking is basically the opposite of debunking.
In short, prevention is preferable to cure.
Perhaps if you think of information manipulation as a virus, instead of treating an infection once it has taken hold, That is debunking.
It is much better to vaccinate so that the body is inoculated.
Wow.
Pre-bunking is the same approach.
Because disinformation relies on people passing it on to others.
It is essential that people know what malign information's influence is and what the techniques are that are behind it.
And as the knowledge goes up, our chances of being influenced goes down.
And that builds up the society resilience that we will need.
So pre-bunking is basically propaganda?
Ah, you nailed it.
That's exactly what it is.
So you have to propagandize people.
I think at the beginning of the show you mentioned that this is the age of revealment.
I think these guys know that.
And they're freaked out.
And so they come up with these stupid concepts like pre-bunking.
You can't pre-bunk something.
It's impossible because you don't know what the hell... If you're bullshitting the public, you don't know what they're going to pick up on.
That you can pre-bunk it?
How does that work?
You say, well, you know, I'm going to tell you something right now, but let me tell you first what you're going to think, and then here's why you shouldn't think that way, and now I'm going to tell you.
It's idiotic, but this is what's going on.
The fact that she is just coming out and saying this and comparing it to an inoculation, a vaccination, so you get the lie.
What she's saying here is we're going to inject our version of the truth into you so you don't get the truth.
Exactly.
That's what it is.
That's as close as you can get.
It's a spike protein of truth.
It's crazy that they would come up with something like this but she thinks she's so smart.
She is an idiot.
This woman who's never been elected to any office ever anywhere is running the show in the EU?
How does that happen?
I'm gonna give you a clip of the day for that.
Well, thanks for that.
And here's an example, you know, the Pine Tree Flag, which is remarkable.
I've been reading a lot about the Pine Tree Flag.
George Washington flew the Pine Tree Flag, the Appeal to Heaven Flag, as it's also known, which is like, okay.
But actually, do you know where this came from, this Appeal to Heaven Flag?
I do not.
So, it comes from a paragraph from John Locke, who wrote it in the mid-1600s.
And where the body of the people, or any single man, is derived of their right, or is under the exercise of a power without right, and have no appeal on earth, then they have a liberty to appeal to heaven.
That's it!
That's what it's about.
But Wikipedia, on Wednesday, it was just a flag.
On Friday, it's a symbol of Christian nationalism and right-wing extremism.
And you know why that is?
Trump!
No.
Okay.
It's not because of Trump in this case.
Well, I mean, Trump is at the base of everything.
It's Alito.
They want Alito to repeat.
It's Alito.
I actually have a clip.
I have a clip.
I have a clip.
Hold on a second.
Where is...
Here it is.
Before you play the clip, as you're looking for the clip, I will say that Alito's wife hoisted that flag in their beach house or something, and somebody took a picture of it some time ago.
And the right-wingers, and I will have a clip.
I have a great series of clips I didn't do because I just didn't have time.
I got too many clips already and they're not going to get played.
The left wing really doesn't want Alito chiming in on the Chevron deference when they finally come to the conclusion there's one way or the other.
He's one of the two guys, along with Clarence Thomas, that they know are going to say, this is no good, we've got to rethink this.
Today, Justice Samuel Alito told Congress he will not recuse himself.
In a letter to lawmakers, Alito wrote that he was not involved in the decisions to fly either of the flags at issue, and that both were raised by his wife Martha Ann, adding, Alito adding today, as I have stated publicly, I had nothing whatsoever to do with the flying of the flag.
I was not even aware of the upside down flag until it was called to my attention.
As soon as I saw it, I asked my wife to take it down.
But for several days, she refused.
My wife is a private citizen, and she possesses the same First Amendment rights as every other American.
But some legal experts say Justice Alito has a responsibility to appear impartial, and that flag may have compromised him in the January 6th cases.
Alito explained that his wife flew all kinds of flags at the beach house.
Team flags, college flags, patriotic flags, and more, adding, I was not familiar with the appeal to heaven flag when my wife flew it.
I was not aware of any connection between that historic flag and the stop the steal movement, and neither was my wife.
So, it's an out for him personally.
I think he's weak.
He should have said, I stand with my wife.
I don't think that's cool that he just, he kind of like, yeah, my wife did it.
Crazy.
But the outrage of people over this flag controversy, and the fact that the Washington Post knew about it and didn't report on it, oh no, shame on them!
So the Washington Post has big opinion.
What more need Alito do before Durbin gets off the stick?
One wonders what more Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr.
need to do to defile the court's reputation before Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Senator Dick Durbin will do something more than issue a terse tweet or letter.
I mean, so they're saying...
That, oh, there wasn't just one flag, a second flag story?
Oh no, he must recuse himself from everything that has to do with anything that's patriotic or American.
Come on, people!
By the way, here's the rules on the, here's the flag, upside down flag law.
This is from the U.S.
Flag Code.
The U.S.
Flag Code, which is not legally enforceable, specifically says that the flag is not to be inverted except as a signal of dire distress in instance of extreme danger to life or property.
Well, I think that's open to interpretation.
And there's a call now for people to fly the American flag upside down on July 4th.
I get it.
How am I going to get me an Appeal to Heaven flag?
You bet!
This is insane.
Is that a flagpole?
I have a beautiful flagpole.
I got it for my birthday.
Tina gave me a flagpole.
It got cemented and everything.
And it's my third flagpole.
The first two need a sturdier flagpole for the winds we can get out here in Hill Country.
I got an American flag underneath the Texas flag.
Yeah, everybody has a flag.
Isn't the American flag supposed to be on top?
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
The American flag and underneath it the Texas flag.
Oh, under, okay.
Misunderstood.
But yeah, I need an appeal to heaven flag.
This is, these people, what is their problem?
Put a Gatson flag up.
You know, did you see, I don't know if you saw this picture, the nominee for president for the Libertarian Party?
There's some weird, weird dude who's... There are always weird dudes in the Libertarian Party.
So he's standing next to a rainbow Gatson flag.
Oh God.
I mean, could you be any more wrong?
That's really bad.
You need one of those for your collection just to have it because those are going to become very rare.
He's standing there with his hips out, with his gun on his hip, and then a rainbow flag, LGBTQI plus flag, with a Gatson on it.
Don't tread on me.
What?
These people are nuts.
Is it the modern, the updated gay flag that has the gouge in it that has just the transgender colors?
I'd have to go back and look.
I'm not sure.
And then there should be a circle for intersectionals or whatever they're called.
People are insane.
I have a couple of quickies here regarding Trump and Biden.
I never finished my series of clips on Trump.
That's the problem with shaggy dogs.
Yeah, the dog is like almost dead now.
We've shagged it to death.
Oops!
This is just the experts that came in on NTD and said stuff.
Now, I can play all of these, or I can just play the new expert, which says something that might cut it, because we're running out of time.
Yeah, we are.
Let's do the new expert.
Let's go with Trump trial new expert.
Gerard, thank you so much for joining us.
Great to see you again.
Now, to begin, what is your take on the jury instructions, particularly the part where the jury doesn't have to agree on what the underlying crime is?
Well, that particular instruction is problematic for a lot of attorneys because it flies in the face of what we understand the basic principles of criminal law to be, which is namely that you are charged with a specific crime, you know what the crime is, and the prosecution has to prove its elements.
What we have here is an instruction that the jury just has to agree that Trump committed a felony.
They don't need to agree which underlying predicate act is that felony.
For example, whether it was a falsification of records in order to get a benefit in the election, whether it was for tax purposes or some other purpose.
All they need to find is that he committed basically the misdemeanor without going into detail as to what the felony is, and that's just abnormal.
Yeah, this judge is a piece of work.
Oh, this judge is nuts.
But the thing about that clip and the other ones, which we're not going to play, is that it seems as though NTD of all the channels and networks I've listened to, especially compared to PBS, None of these guys do a very good job of telling us what's going on.
Trump's guilty.
He's gotta go.
I have an interesting analysis from Alan Dershowitz, from the Dersh cast.
Oh, from the Dersh cast?
Yes, from the Dersh cast.
Very interesting analysis.
Here it comes.
The judge said he's not going to dismiss the alternate jurors until there's an absolute verdict.
One possible reason for that, and again I want to emphasize that I'm speculating, one possible reason for this might be following, and it's quite cynical.
Let's assume that the jurors come back and say, sorry, we're deadlocked.
We have one juror who just Won't give in.
There are 11 of us who think he's guilty.
By the way, the jurors don't say what they think.
They just say there's a deadlock.
But if they come back that way, the inference will be that the jury is locked 11 to 1 in favor of conviction.
So the judge hears from the jurors, and the judge hears that they're 11 to 1.
And then the judge says, well, Is that other juror, the 12th juror, is he negotiating?
Is he involved in the conversations?
And the foreman of the jury says, no, he's refusing.
He's sitting there with his arms folded saying, guy's innocent.
Sorry, guy's innocent.
I'm not going to listen to you.
The guy's innocent.
There's no case here.
The guy's innocent.
If I were on the jury, that's what I'd be doing.
And then the judge has the power, rarely, rarely exercised, but he has the power.
I've seen it done to say, well, if this juror won't deliberate, then he's violating his oath.
And I'm going to substitute one of the alternate jurors for that jury, juror, and then immediately they come back with a 12 to nothing verdict of conviction.
That's Not beyond the realm of possibility.
So anything's possible.
This judge wants Donald Trump convicted.
What a system we have.
What is a juror?
A juror is a new concept for me.
A juror.
I have to play these two clips.
This is 10 seconds.
This was Biden pandering to black people in Philly.
And before the events, which, by the way, the way it was cut on the news was pretty deceptive because it wasn't as full as they made it look.
It was a lot of empty seats in a relatively small, what looked like a high school gymnasium.
Yeah, there was a couple of pictures online, you could see there was nobody there.
Yeah.
This is how they announce the event.
Hello everybody, my name is Lena Mayhem.
Today I have the distinct honor of being here at the launch of Black Voters for Harris-Biden with our President and Vice President.
The launch of black voters for Harris Biden.
Yeah, I heard that.
Isn't that interesting?
That's funny.
And then Jill Biden on The View.
She made an interesting little almost semi gaffe, which I thought was worth discussing.
I've raised alarm bells among other Republicans about the danger of a second Donald Trump term, and I'm genuinely fearful for what that could look like.
But consistently, we're seeing poll after poll that are showing Trump beating your husband outside of the margin of error, when in fact, last time in 2020, Joe Biden was beating him in nearly every poll.
How do you turn those numbers around with five months out?
And are you fearful of what a second Trump term could look like?
Or a third, as Donald Trump says.
So we are going to meet people where they are.
We're going to go to college campuses.
We're going to go to just every state that we can get into.
I've been traveling every single day.
Joe has been traveling as much as he's as possible.
Joe's been traveling as much as he's capable of.
Every state that we can get into.
I've been traveling every single day.
Joe has been traveling as much as he's as possible.
And we're not going to take anything for granted.
And those polls are going to turn.
I'm confident of it.
Because as time goes on and as people start to focus a little bit more about what's at stake and start to become educated on the issues and the differences between the two men, I believe that Americans are going to choose Good over evil.
Yes.
Yeah, I think they will.
I think you're absolutely right.
They will.
They will.
Good over evil.
Related to that, I have a weird clip that I picked off of Michael Savage's podcast.
Wait, is he the great one?
No, no, that's Mark Levin.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mark Levin!
Hello, America!
That's Mark Levin, different guy.
Okay.
It's the same guy.
It's the same guy, really.
Well, Mark Levin hated Michael Savage.
He'd always berate him.
It was kind of ridiculous.
But Michael, he expresses an opinion here, and I never heard this before.
It takes a lot of guts to say what he says.
And it's like, I wonder when I heard this, uh, it was, he went to Mar-a-Lago and he met with, you know, he just went there for somebody invited him there.
And he just like, kind of like Tina, only he ended up talking to Trump a lot.
Only Tina does a podcast instead of some stupid radio show.
So, uh, he, uh, he made an assert, he, he, he expressed himself in such a way that I was thinking about this.
This is, I never thought about this, but I wonder if a lot of people aren't thinking this screwball way, because everyone says, oh, Trump's going to be a dictator from day one!
And they go on and on, which is bullcrap, but what about this?
Listen to this clip.
Private room, you've been holding court, and there he is after the court, and what they're trying to do to him, the man was stronger than ever.
You get it?
And I knew they're not going to defeat this man.
They're not going to defeat Donald Trump.
He will destroy them.
And I hope he wins and I hope he gets even.
I swear to you, from the bottom of my heart, I hope he becomes a fascist and arrests them all.
I hope he throws them all into jail for what they've done to this country.
They have destroyed the law.
They've destroyed science.
They've destroyed children.
They've destroyed churches.
They've destroyed everything good about America.
These are the most evil b**** and b**** the world has ever seen.
Well, Michael Savage can easily live on my street.
So, I never thought about this until he said it, which is, I wonder how many people, oh, he's going to be a fascist and a dictator from day one?
Yeah, he's getting my vote!
John, get out of commie-fornia for five minutes.
This is exactly the conversation everywhere, particularly the Department of Justice, particularly DOJ, and not even because of what they're doing to Trump, what they're doing to the January 6th praying granny.
I mean, people have run-ins with the Department of Justice.
They hate it.
They hate what's happened.
Oh yeah, this idea of hang him.
And of course, as we saw the first time around, Trump is not going to come in and be your daddy and fix everything.
Unfortunately, I think there's a lot of that.
Oh, just wait until Trump gets in.
No, because you can't just sit at your keyboard and say that.
You got to go out and do something in your local community.
Change it there.
You know, you are the change.
But yes, oh yes, you know, drain the swamp, but this time for real, we'll see.
Yeah, well it's not gonna happen, but I just am fascinated by this, this desire.
People seem to be irked.
John, it's, it's, it's, what you just heard from Savage, times a hundred.
Times a hundred.
Everybody is like that.
I'm more worried if Trump doesn't get elected.
I still don't think it'll be, you know, civil war.
But, oh, people will really lose their crap if that happens.
At this point, to save the republic, he has to be he has to be elected president or something.
It will really people will be beside themselves.
Would you like to hear from a few Biden voters?
I love the Biden voters.
They're fascinating.
These are the new young Biden voters.
They are students at NYU.
And they have graduated.
And I wasn't familiar with this term.
I had to look it up.
They talk about their concentration.
I'm going to I presume that when you graduate from NYU, you have a liberal arts degree.
Oh, I know what clip this is.
I was going to get this clip and I just, I just, it was overflow problem.
So explain.
Yeah, this is a great clip.
Great clip.
I'm going to pre, I'm going to pre, pre promote the clip.
I'm going to pre bunk the clip.
But wait, explain how the con... because they talk about their concentration.
Can you explain this?
Because I didn't go to college.
No, I can't.
And I'll tell you why.
Because nobody... when I went to school in the real era of education, there was no such thing.
You got a degree and a minor.
I got my degree in history and a minor in chemistry, for example.
You got your degree and they did still have media studies and a couple of other things.
But no, no, this is this idea that they're expressing.
My concentration is bullcrap.
My name is Jacob and my concentration is environmental science and sustainable business.
Hi, my name is Lex and my concentration is the performance of self.
Hi, I'm Gabrielle.
My concentration is creative direction, production, and narrative through the arts, performance, and written work.
Hi, my name is Karina Gamis, and my concentration is in journalism and Latin American studies with an emphasis in human rights, collective memory, and political violence.
Hi, my name is Stephanie Lee, and I studied Sociology and Environmental Communication.
Hi, my name is Reid, and I studied Music Business and Gender Studies.
Hi, my name is Dominique, and I studied Care Politics with a minor in Disability Studies.
My name is Elliot Wright, and my concentration is Art as a Social Mechanism.
Hi, I'm Georgia, and my concentration is Dramatic Writing and Theatrical Adaptation.
My name is Noah Loyacano, and my concentration is Equilibrium or Negotiated Paradox.
Hi, my name is Sophie Lopez, and my concentration is titled Queering and Decolonizing Theater Practice.
Hi, my name is Maya, and my concentration is Journalism, Postcolonial Studies, and Psychoanalysis.
Hi, I'm Ann Louise.
I'm graduating with a concentration in philosophy of science and theater.
My name is Amina, and my concentration is titled Criminal Mind, which is surrounded on criminology and applied psychology.
Hi, my name is Juliana.
My concentration is international business and fashion through sustainable development.
Yay!
This is why we need universal basic income.
Because these people will have no jobs.
So these guys have some money?
They'll have no jobs.
They're unhirable.
Who wants to hire any of these people?
For what?
I have my concentrations in his collective memory?
Huh?
I mean, come on now!
Actually, I think if you wrote out everything those people said and put it like in just a list of concentrations and whatever, you look at it and you go, my God, we're screwed.
How about electrical engineering?
Hello?
Yeah.
Every day, I see it in the paper.
Now, of course, these things are selective, of course.
You know, whoever recorded that had an agenda.
But that's what you do.
That's what you do, of course.
But it's not as though these people don't exist.
And they sure found a lot of them.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, Trump becoming president is not going to fix stupid.
No, it's definitely not going to fix the educational system.
He hasn't got time for that.
First of all, he's going to have to stop the conflict in Israel.
And I do have an Israel clip.
I got to play these because this is showing that, oh, this is not, you know, my thesis, which was that they got to start going to a ceasefire so they can push this off to the Democratic.
Which reminds me, this is because they just brought up the fact that it seems as though Biden is going to get nominated outside of the convention.
Yeah, I heard this too, a virtual nomination so that they don't actually have to do a convention, is that the idea?
I think it's because of the riots that are going to take place, and my thinking was, well, Netanyahu's got to do a ceasefire, then start the war again later, after somebody violates the ceasefire, but no!
That doesn't seem like it does it.
That's not what's going to happen, listen to the Gaza report.
Israel Defense Forces have been conducting ground operations in Rafah for a few weeks now.
And on Wednesday, the IDF announced more progress, saying it now has full control of the entire border between the Gaza Strip and Egypt.
This strip of land is also known as the Philadelphia Corridor.
The Philadelphia Corridor served as an oxygen line for Hamas through which it carried out weapons smuggling into Gaza on a regular basis.
Our forces located along the corridor dozens of loaded launchers prepared to fire rockets.
Launching pits from which Hamas fired rockets and mortars to Israeli territory.
He also added that control of the corridor will prevent Hamas from smuggling weapons into the Gaza Strip.
Meanwhile, Secretary of State Antony Blinken raised his concerns over the war in Gaza while speaking in Moldova on Wednesday, saying Israel does not have a plan for the day after the war is over.
Which reminds me, he says that, but meanwhile we had a plan when we left Afghanistan?
What are you saying here, Blinken?
Right, and did you see, was that, I don't know if it's true, but I saw pictures apparently of Nikki Haley writing on bombs, you know, missiles, finish them?
I don't know if that's true.
Well, it could have been AI, I could have been duped, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Gaza report 2.
A plan for the day after that does not leave Israel responsible for Gaza, which it says it does not want to be.
But if it is, it will simply have an enduring insurgency on its hands, for as far as one can see into the future.
Or not, if not, Hamas will be left in charge, which is unacceptable.
Or if not, we'll have chaos, lawlessness, and a vacuum that eventually will be filled again by Hamas or maybe something, if it's possible to imagine, even worse, jihadis.
Meanwhile, in the Gaza Strip, residents continue to flee for safety as the battle between Israel and Hamas rages on.
The situation is scary with all the shelling.
The children are scared.
We have no place left to stay.
This is the seventh time we have been displaced from where we were, going from one place to another.
Although Israel has been making significant progress in Rafah, the fighting appears to be far from over.
Israel's national security advisor said the war in the Gaza Strip will continue at least throughout 2024.
What?
That's no bueno.
That means through the election, that means through the convention.
Well, they are trying to create pressure on Netanyahu.
This is from Turkish radio television.
Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel's divisive prime minister, is in the eye of the biggest storm of his three separate stints in the job.
Cracks within his coalition government are starting to show.
Netanyahu has been assailed from every direction.
The captives' families, anti-government protests, opposition, and now Israel's war cabinet minister Benny Gantz vows to quit by June 8 if there is no post-war plan for Gaza.
Netanyahu is a criminal.
He commits human crime, and I'm sure that he would like the war to continue.
He doesn't care about the kidnapped people.
He doesn't care about all the 30,000 Palestinian people that died.
For the moment, Netanyahu has succeeded in holding together far-right ministers such as National Security Minister Etimar Ben-Gvir and Finance Minister Bitzel El Smotrich.
The two leaders of hardline nationalist religious parties have alienated both Israelis and the United States, but they are the reason Netanyahu is able to stay in power.
Nobody's going to bring down Netanyahu because the only way you can bring him down is by elections.
And since he has the majority in the parliament, in the Knesset, so you cannot force any elections on him.
There you go.
At least you didn't cancel elections like Zelensky, who's no longer actually president.
I have used a bastion of This other, I have some, a couple of Ukraine clips because now it seems as though the French... Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
I gotta, I gotta stick here for a second.
I have two clips I need to play.
One is a very interesting, finally, finally we have a use for artificial intelligence.
Israel's offensive in Rafah continues despite all the outcry following that strike on the city Sunday that left 45 Palestinians killed.
The Prime Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, has called it a tragic mishap.
Well, in the aftermath, social media has been flooded with one image in particular, and we're going to talk more about that now with Delano D'Souza, who joins me on set.
Delano, what's this all about?
Well, Gini, good to see you.
Well, this image has been circulating quite literally everywhere on social media.
In the past 24 hours or so, I've seen it on celebrity accounts, celebrities who have been commenting on what's been going on in Gaza, as well as those who have remained remarkably quiet on what's happening in Gaza.
So celebrities from Hollywood, Bollywood, sports celebrities, what have you.
Now, what exactly is this picture behind me?
Well, you have rows of tents.
As you can see, it's very symmetrical, indicating this image has been created by artificial intelligence.
The tents spell out the words, All Eyes on Rafa.
Users can share the images from their Instagram.
They can share the template, rather.
Over the past seven and a half months or so, we have seen really horrendous images coming out of the Gaza Strip.
And social media has really become a tool to spotlight what exactly is going on in Gaza.
So finally, artificial intelligence.
I've not seen this image anywhere, but maybe I'm just not on the right threads.
And then this clip.
By the way, I like the way he said celebrities are posting stuff.
And then some celebrities are surprisingly remaining silent.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Well sure, only when in their right mind would remain silent.
I know.
It's basically, this is the new flag.
You know, the new Ukraine flag.
No, no, you gotta post this image otherwise, you know, or black, black profile picture.
This is the new one you have to post.
And I think this next clip, this seems to me like it's a big setup.
Separated by distance, but united in solidarity.
The formal recognition of the State of Palestine by Ireland, Norway and Spain means 146 of the UN's 193 members share the same belief that Palestinians should be able to determine their own future.
And Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez was clear about his hopes for this part of the Middle East.
The State of Palestine must be viable, with the West Bank and Gaza connected by a corridor, and with East Jerusalem as its capital, and must be unified under the legitimate government of the Palestine National Authority.
In response, Israeli Foreign Minister Israel Katz reacted with fury, writing on X, formerly known as Twitter, that Sanchez's government was being complicit in inciting genocide against Jews and war crimes.
Just over a third of EU members now formally recognise the state of Palestine, but Western opinion remains split, especially among Israel's allies.
On Tuesday, Denmark's parliament voted down an attempt to follow Spain's lead after Foreign Minister Lars-Locke Rasmussen said If they become recognized as a state, i.e.
a country, and they lob one missile, isn't that an act of war?
Good point.
That's a good one.
No one brought that up.
Isn't that the stupidest thing ever?
Oh yeah, you're a country now.
You have no formal government structure, you have no money, you have nothing.
Um, but then if you're a country, then it's an act of war if you shoot a missile over.
By the way, it looks like Trump was found guilty on all counts, I'm getting here from the troll room.
Oh, really?
Well, that should be interesting.
I bet you it's a celebration in Hollywood!
Yeah.
Well, at least we keep up.
Hey, it happened live, baby.
Live.
So, to the Gulag!
Throw him in the slammer!
There's discussion about this too.
I think they can go to SCOTUS with it, can't they?
Well, no, they're going to appeal, obviously.
They don't have to appeal directly to the Supreme Court, but they have to have a sentencing still.
And it's believed that the judge won't imprison him because somebody behind the scenes says, hey, look, this is going to be a pain in the ass.
But they can fine him and keep the felony status.
He'll have to wear an ankle bracelet.
It'll be something like that.
A humiliation ritual.
Trust me, these people are insane.
Yeah, it'll be a humiliation ritual.
Exactly.
Do you want to end this or do you want to go to your grave?
And by the way, it's gonna be, the black vote's gonna really swing toward him now.
Oh yeah, especially if he gets an ankle bracelet.
Dude.
Bring out the boot!
I think we end this now, John.
What do you say?
I'm good.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
Of course, we're not really ending at all because we have a slew, a slew of meetup reports, which has really been fantastic.
Everybody heard the call.
Of course, it's two shows worth of meetup reports.
And we also want to thank everybody who came in under $50 to produce the best podcast in the universe.
Most of that is for anonymity.
People do $49.99.
We see you.
We appreciate you.
Also, anyone, any amount, any amount is valid.
Appreciate it.
We're thankful for it.
It's value for value.
Whatever you got to get out of the show, just send us some value back.
John's going to read off the names and location, sometimes a note if necessary, for the people down to 50.
Yes, I will.
In fact, let's start with Steven Peterson in Kingaroy, Queensland, Australia.
150 bucks.
Beth Elliott in Corrytown, Tennessee, 13369.
Zachary Welch.
Interesting spelling there, if that's correct.
In Bureau in Washington, you've all been there, $106.49.
Toni Helfest in Fort Worth, Texas.
And she sent a note in a blue, so it should be red.
Yes, it's very pretty handwriting she has.
Very old school pretty, yes.
And a nice notepaper.
You got it?
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
ITM, John M. This donation is for the value I have been receiving from the newsletters.
So there you go.
Subscribe to the newsletters, people.
I look forward to getting them in my email.
I especially like the memes and the hypocrite of the week.
Also, after checking my records, I have reached Dame status.
I would like to be known as Dame Tony of the North Cowtown Pickleball Region.
Please have Maryland crab cakes at the round table.
I've ordered them for you.
Also, can I get a goat karma because it's my grandma Carter's favorite.
Keep up the good work and thank you for your courage.
Sincerely, Tony Helps.
To be damed in a moment.
You've got karma.
Then we go to Subodh Peth in Metairie, Louisiana.
And he actually came with a couple of notes saying that he's got a couple of ideas for 4444 donations.
This donation is $94.44, which is $50 as the call out in 4444 for four more years.
Oh, man, I can't believe I wasn't prepared for that.
Hold on a second.
We got this one.
Four horses! Four horses!
Four horses!
Four horses!
There you go.
Four more years.
Tony Hoffer in Maplewood, Minnesota.
8008.
Now, today I will say we didn't get a lot of donations, but we got a lot of these.
Yeah. 8008.
Kevin McLaughlin in Concord, North Carolina, the king of 8008.
These are boob donations.
David Cox in Dallas, Texas, 8008.
Kevin McLaughlin came in twice, that's right, for two shows.
That's right.
1663 and 1664.
Didn't skip a beat.
Jason Maurer in Vancouver, Washington, also 8008.
Sir Skip Logic comes in Spring Hill, Tennessee, 7903.
Dana Carroll in Laughlin, Nevada, 72-27.
Craig Kohler in Evansville, Indiana, 65-02, which is a chip donation.
Yes.
The original Apple computer had a 65-02 chip.
Cameron Ling in North Branch, Minnesota, 64.
61.
Those guys are great, he writes.
About us.
Yeah.
Jamie Buell in Vista, California.
606.
That's small boob.
Tony Danger Magnus.
I don't have his whole name on here because I read she's shrunken.
Magnuson.
Kjell Tony Danger Magnuson from Uppsala, Sweden.
Upsala!
Upsala.
And he came in, yeah, he's used Stripe because they don't, a lot of these countries won't take PayPal.
And he calls out, he calls out Joel Vicklund as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Good catch.
Sir Beebo, Boop, Beeboop in New Brighton, Minnesota, 5678.
Sir 11921 in Buda, Texas, 55.
It's Buda, Buda.
It says Buda, B-U-D-A.
But you pronounce it Buda.
Buda?
I'll never make that mistake again.
Surprise, meanwhile, in Yukon, Oklahoma, 5444.
Miles in Charlottesville, Virginia, 5420.
John Ford, 5272.
Ernest Parton in Westchester, Ohio, 5271.
Ernest Parton in Westchester, Ohio, 5271.
Oystenberg in Rotterdam, 5271.
Sir Anonymous Cop in Redwood City, 5150.
Uh, Sabrina Graham in Moxie, Washington, $51.23.
Sarah Anderson in Corvallis, Oregon, $51.00.
Reed D. Henwood in Ashland, Ohio, $50.01, along with Scott Nelson in Council Bluffs, Iowa, $50.01.
And the following people are $50 donors, name and location.
Starting with Samuel Cannarday in North Riverside, Illinois.
Brett Denton in Boise, Idaho.
Brian Hummel in Wimberley, Texas.
Fall Line Farm in Columbus, Georgia.
Amy Grohl in Burien, another Burien citizen.
Jack Schofield in Yankee Town, Florida.
Brian Emmenheiser in Lancaster, California.
Michael Elmore in Gastonia, North Carolina.
Aaron Weisgerber in Bend, Oregon.
John Taylor in Florissant, Colorado.
Richard Gardner, I believe, is in New York.
Zev Green in Teaneck, New Jersey.
Forrest Scott Brinkley in North Canton, Ohio.
Then we have Iñaki Eloriaga.
Eloriaga, he's in Mexico.
Hello!
And he came in, that's good.
Yes.
Sir Touchy Puss in Bozeman, Montana.
And he says, by the way, I'll read his note, great clip show.
Thank you.
Justin Kaler in Bluffton, Indiana.
Leif Thompson in Meridian, Idaho.
David Steele in Mobile or Mobile, Alabama.
Ryan Sharp in Huntsville, Alabama.
Alabamians galore.
Bama.
And last on our actually a really short list considering this for two shows, Brandon Locklear in Sugar Hill, Georgia.
I want to thank these people for helping us out here in these last two episodes.
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There's your noagenda donations.com or old school.
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Uh, he celebrated on the 25th.
Chris Wilson, Sir Chris Wilson in Australia, he turned 59 on May 27th.
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She celebrated yesterday.
And Kylie of the DD Cubs wishes her smoking hot man Sir Andy a happy birthday.
He turns 56 today.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
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And that means she moves up in the peerage map, in the peerage ranking.
And we appreciate that very much.
Thank you very much, Dame Stephanie.
Now we have, let me see, we've got one dame and one knight, so I'll bring out the blade, if you've got the blade.
Here we go.
Up on the podium, Tony Health and Paul Adelsinger.
Both of you have successfully completed your donations in the amount of $1,000 or more to become Knight and Dame of the NOAA Gender Roundtable.
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She says, I was just so excited to become a dame that I kind of forgot to do the sizing.
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Welcome to the roundtable, our new night and day.
No agenda meetups.
It's like a party.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
The meetups are a thing, and we are the only podcast that I'm aware of that has meetups self-organized.
It's like TEDx, only not retarded.
Meetups, noagendameetups.com.
You can list them there.
It's free to list, free to go.
Everybody hangs out.
You have a good time.
It is a beautiful experience.
And here's the report from Gatwick.
Hey Adam and John, this is James VW.
I'm here at the London Gatwick Airport Red Radisson Hotel.
And in the morning, we're here about an hour into our meet-up.
This is Jordan.
I'm a douchebag.
There'll be a donation coming soon.
Very, very new listener.
In the evening.
There you go, Adam.
That's for yours.
All right!
Beautiful!
Hattiesburg!
We're here at Hub City Beers and Fine Cigars for the No Agenda Meetup in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
This is John G. Due of the Millennial Media Offensive every Tuesday night at 6.30 p.m.
Eastern Time on the No Agenda Stream.
And we're wondering, where is our organizer?
This is tacos with one passed out human resource right next to me.
It's been a good time even though it's just been us.
Hopefully we'll meet everyone else in the Hattiesburg crew next time.
A little tip for your production, if you're going to do a recording, make sure people are quiet in the background.
It's a little noisy.
Now for the biggest meet-up.
They are always big.
Indy does it big.
The Indianapolis Indy May meet-up.
Annette Miller did another fantastic editing job to keep it fast and snappy.
Hello, this is Dei Maria.
And this is Sir Mark.
Adam and Tina, blessings today for your special day.
We're really watching and learning from you and enjoying all that has to do with No Agenda and Hurry and the Keeper.
Hey, this is the Brahmin from Virginia, Shreya Murthy.
I'm here to keep my eye on everyone here in the Indy Meetup and I'm having a great time here.
Dave Amazeball, love you, mean it!
Especially you, Johnsy.
Hey, it's Gary from Greenwood and we are here at the Dugout and we are seeing people for the first time and seeing people that we haven't seen in a long time and it is great.
In the morning, John and Adam, this is Alicia.
Go Pacers!
Good night, Josh here, and my shorts are short!
This is Mike the Polymath, Easy Peasy Podcast, asking the fundamental question, what's the shortest distance from anus to udder?
This is Shannon, visiting from Fort Wayne.
It's great to win the lotto, and by the way, one more year, gentlemen.
This is Emily, it's May here.
That means it's race ball game matches all month.
Bruce here, just hanging out of the dugout.
Keep up the good work.
Hi, I'm Sir River of the Maple and I have persuaded several people on this meetup to try a Truly Wildberry Hot Salsa.
And now I turn my attention to you, John C. Dvorak.
Crack one open there in the morning.
Dame Trinity of Fort Wayne and I was talked into trying the Truly Wildberry.
It's truly delicious!
In the morning, John and Adam, Sir PBR Street King, and this is not a native ad.
Thank you.
Mike from the Fort Wayne Group, coming down to visit the Indy people, sitting outside.
It's 86 degrees today, warm and sunny.
I don't know what the hell it's Indiana, man, but here we got a good day of summer, finally.
In the morning.
Hey, I'm Jess with the dugout, and No Agenda was amazing!
Four more years for us!
Woo!
They are big and large in Indy.
Here is Luke Cumberland.
Streaming at you live from the heart of the Mississippi Delta, FEMA Region 420.
Luke Cumberland.
Six bucks for a can of beer?
Don't come join me.
I'll take one for the team.
Now accepting notes.
And I yield my time.
In the morning!
All right, one at the meetup, it still counts.
New York City, come on in!
In the morning, this is Dan Franco, host, along with my wife Jen Franco, at the No Agenda New York City Meetup No.
6, Thursday, May 23, 2024, at the Wolf Tones Pub and Kitchen at 37 East 29th Street in Manhattan, New York.
Sir Bill from Glen Rock, I'm still sticky from the podcasting tube.
Hot tub, go podcasting!
ITM boys, this is Matt from Scranton, PA, and it's good to be here, bro.
In the morning, this is Steph.
We're here at Wolf Jones, and we're playing Spot the Spook.
In the morning, this is Tom, and I am not the spook.
Sir Chancey of the Netherworld here, New York City, in the morning!
Everybody wants to spot the Spook, yeah.
Zero-Sum, Zero-Six, No Agenda Meetup Six, Wolf Tones Tavern, New York City, No Authority Faction.
In the morning from New York City, where I'm going to take out those Dutchmasters.
I love you guys.
Goodbye.
Bye.
I heard Nick the rat in there.
Now we go to Reno.
This is Sir Cam reporting in from the Reno Biggest Little Meetup.
This is Captain Riz here from the Biggest Littlest City.
Bitcoin's going to zero.
This is Leroy.
I came to bump Mike.
Hi John and Adam.
This is Sir T. At the Biggest Little Meetup.
Thank you for your courage.
Hi John and Adam.
This is Rita Harrington.
Pretty cool meetup.
My first.
Sir Montauk here.
Enjoying this beautiful day in Reno.
In the morning!
And our final report comes from the North Idaho Sanity Brigade.
After a bit of a hiatus, we're finally back here.
The North Idaho Sanity Brigade.
It's Sir Scott the Jew.
And our new venue, the Munker Bar, does not serve raw milk.
Basically because it's like raw sewage.
In the morning, my pronouns are bio-solids.
I see him.
Dude named Jeff here.
Hi, I'm Jack.
I'm 24.
I have a house and a wife.
It is possible.
Just got new golf clubs.
They are the A.I.
Smokes in the morning.
Hey, it's Reb, the gold dinger, here with my mule.
This is Reb's mule, boots in the air.
Hi, John and Adam.
Jen with a G here.
We're doing everything we possibly can here in North Idaho not to raise sunflower kids.
This Meetup Report brought to you by A.I.
A.I.
And that's the power of generative AI.
I love these meetup reports.
Thank you all so much.
It's really appreciated.
Meetups happening today.
Let's see.
Oh, the London Gatwick.
Is it taking place again at the Radisson?
I'm not sure.
South Jersey, Brett's Farewell taking place tonight at 7 at Farm Truck Brewing in Medford, New Jersey.
Saturday, the Northern Silicon Valley Get John out of the House Meetup.
That'll be at 333 Pacific Time.
Club Mallard, Albany, California.
Backdoor for you, John.
You can get there, no problem.
Mosquitoes, Burgers & Brews, 333 on Saturday at Brewhalla in Fargo, North Dakota.
We've got...
The third annual Crawfish Boil, talked about earlier, three o'clock on Sunday at Shaw Acres in Prairieville, Louisiana.
And we have the flight of the NOAA agenda, number 52 already, all aboard the HMS Bounty on Wilshire, 333 HMS Bounty on Wilshire in Los Angeles, California.
Lots of meetings coming up, meetups coming up in June, including the big Amsterdam Schiphol Airport.
Do not get too close to the jet engines.
That'll be on the 15th.
I will be there.
NOAA agenda meetups.
Can you not tell that you have to be there?
It's great.
Find one at noagendameetups.com.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you won't be.
Triggered or hailed a flame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Woo, baby.
So you're going to a meet-up?
I'm going to a... I'm gonna go to the meet-up.
Of course you are.
I want to bring up a protocol that needs to be addressed.
Protocol alert!
So you can hand out donations to us during these meetups if you feel like it.
The protocols always put it in an envelope, put a note in there, put your name on there, whatever.
But recently there's been a trend of somebody collecting the donations and then bringing them over to either you or myself.
This is a bad policy, and I'll tell you why.
It's too impersonal.
I agree.
I agree with that.
I would like to see who gives the donation and thank them personally.
Shake their hand.
Yes, absolutely.
And shake their hand and say, well, thank you very much, even though, you know... And kiss them.
Kiss them on the cheek.
Depends on the person.
I'll do it.
I'll kiss anybody.
Yeah, you would.
So, so the, now the middle, now I know there's guys that do these meetups and they like the idea of collecting the money and then bringing it over and then it's, you know, you don't know who really is responsible and I think it's awkward, but that can be changed so that person who feels obligated to grab the money And it also creates a middleman is unnecessary.
That person should be in charge of bringing the person over to either Adam or myself and introducing us.
Yes.
That's a good policy.
I'm down with that.
I think it's a good policy.
Yeah, the other mechanism which has been used is impersonal.
It's no good.
So there you have it.
We have a big ISO off today.
You've got four, I've got four.
I'm gonna play yours first.
Tell me which one you want.
Go.
Well, tell me which one you want.
Oh, I mean, which one?
I thought you wanted me to say which one wins.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
I bumped the mic.
Mike.
Let's go with this one is offbeat, but I think it could work as Goal!
Huh?
No.
I don't think so.
You didn't like that?
How about a thank you?
Alright, thank you.
A little muddy.
On board.
We'd love to have you on board.
Pfft.
Muddy.
Not that muddy.
A little muddy.
It wasn't as muddy as the VanderLion clip.
Yes.
Which I'd still like to have explained.
Okay, here's the last one.
Thank you again.
Thank you again.
That's probably the best one of the bunch, but I think I've got you beat.
I think I've got you beaten many, many times over.
Uh, here's the first one.
Oh wow, that was a good one.
Huh?
Okay.
Keep playing.
Okay.
Um, I have this one.
Stop and smell the roses.
Hmm?
Okay.
Uh, how about this one?
It's almost hilarious.
Come on, that's pretty good.
I think the oh wow is better.
Or this one.
Enjoy the banana.
That's like my goal.
No, oh wow is a good one.
I'd use that.
I'm not going to complain.
Oops, what was that?
I didn't mean to do that.
Oops.
You'll never... Here we go.
Pay attention, everybody.
This may be the last time you hear a good news report.
The jury is still out.
Well, not on Trump, but the jury is out on the good news segment.
It could become John's tip of the day.
John, what is your good news report for today?
Well, you were complaining, according to Mimi, about not doing enough cat stuck in a tree good news.
Yes.
So we have, this is a weird one, this is a dog.
I don't know how a dog could do this, but a dog stuck in a tree.
And all new at midday, you've heard about cats getting stuck in trees, but what about a dog?
Newport News firefighters had to save one yesterday afternoon.
Take a look at these pictures from Newport News Animal Welfare.
Crews got a call that Tater, the hound dog, was stuck about 20 feet up in the air after chasing a cat named Boris.
Firefighters used a ladder and and brought Tater back down to Earth.
Thankfully for that, he wasn't hurt.
As for Boris the Cat, he was happy just sitting out of reach and watched the whole rescue go down.
Well, Tater looks pretty happy to be rescued there.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
But I think I'm joining Burnetti.
It's time to retire the good news!
We'll see what we do next week.
I mean, on Thursday.
On Sunday.
What am I talking about?
Next month!
Sunday!
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, everybody.
That's right.
I would like to have seen a video of a dog climbing up a tree to get that high.
Sketchy at best.
It's very sketchy.
Sketchy at best.
End of show mixes from Bill Monteney, Judd Hawley, and Professor Jay Jones.
You've just been nailing it recently.
Appreciate you, brother.
And if you're going to stay tuned to the stream here, TrollRoom.io, NoahJennerStream.com, Bowl After Bowl, Dude Burrito.
It's from yesterday's show, Sir Spencer and Dane DeLorean.
Ah, they rock those two.
Stay tuned for that.
And, of course, we will return on Sunday.
I'm sure we'll have some media to deconstruct for you.
There's a lot going on in your world, and we try to make sense of it.
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Gay penguins I mean, this is horrible what they're doing to our children Bill Clinton was there.
It's been amazing.
Now we have today, there's the big meeting between Biden and the Dutch.
They have a kill switch.
The Dutch have a kill switch?
Yeah.
Kill switch?
The Dutch wreaked havoc inside the plane, injuring dozens of passengers and flight attendants, some critically.
One factor?
Maybe climate change.
Yeah.
We need to sacrifice our human flourishing to This other being with gay banquets.
Bill Clinton was there.
A dangerous separatist.
Fake news, according to the Pope.
Killswitch?
That's Bill Maher, a guy who has no voice.
They hate America.
They're haters.
We'd do much better if we got a little bit of Ten Commandments in our life.
Whatever happened to acid rain?
Well, we had the great ice age that was coming.
Cap and trade, cap and trade, carbon credits, carbon credits, cap and trade.
The statues of Italy are all dissolving!
The clock is no longer just ticking, it is banging.
Aluminium oxide, dust particles.
I don't want to breathe your air.
New findings show that these projections were vastly understated.
Uh, acid rain, I guess, was the scam at the time.
Okay, I don't want to breathe your air.
There was no change.
It was supposed to be horrible weather and there was only one hurricane.
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Can't you get this right?
Well, we had the great ice age that was coming.
Shut up already!
It's science!
Acid rain.
Moving away from the dirty fuels of the past.
Whatever happened to acid rain?
Shut up already!
It's science!
You know, sparks of dopamine in your old noggin there.
Okay, I don't want to breathe air.
He's making tons of dough off of this.
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The urgency of this moment is clear.
They say they no longer have the raw data.
Shut up already.
Science.
Our deteriorating atmosphere.
And you'd hear the pitch was exactly the same script.
Exact same script.
Exact same script.
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And they're literally creating a cloud of artificial dust everywhere.
Aluminium oxide dust particles.
I don't wanna breathe your air.
Make Bernie Madoff blush.
Well, I lost a toe ring, and I'm so, I say a lot.
The clock is no longer just ticking, it is banging.
Eventually, they say, the oxide particles will return to Earth, polluting the air, water, and soil.
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