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1648: Red Book Special

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	Adam Currie, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, April 4th, 2024.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1648.
	This is no agenda.
	Living in the future and broadcasting almost live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6.
	In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Currie.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I've got a wedding to go to, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackball and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	That's right.
	Well, congratulations.
	As we would say in the old country, we congratulate everybody on everything.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah, congratulations.
	This keeps you busy.
	So, this is nice.
	Thanks.
	So, Jay is getting married today, which is wonderful.
	Today, 4-4-2-4.
	Oh, you guys are into numerology.
	You and Mimi were 8-8-88?
	Yeah, that's the winner.
	And Jay was born on 7-11 too, which makes it even, you know, that's great.
	She has the same birthday as Tina.
	7-11.
	Yes, you know that you can get a free Slurpee at 7-11 if you're born on 7-11?
	Oh, that's interesting.
	Yeah, well, I don't think in the nine years I've been with Tina, I don't think she's ever gone to 7-Eleven on her birthday to pick up her goodies.
	But that's wonderful, man.
	That's great.
	And you like your future son-in-law?
	Oh, he's great, the guy.
	Okay, can we put him to work in the organization?
	Eventually.
	Everybody needs to work in the organization.
	So, because of that, today we have a special, which is really, it's something that's been brewing for a long time.
	Circumference has been emailing us.
	He's been literally hounding us to do this show.
	How long do you think he's been hounding us for?
	At least over a year.
	I think even longer.
	I think it may even be two years, to be honest.
	Maybe.
	The idea, it's like, I don't know what, Well, we took him up on it.
	I don't know why we didn't take him up on it earlier.
	Well, he actually sent a sample, because I was like, yeah, I don't know.
	And I have to say, the reason why he's able to do this is because of the outstanding work Sir Deanonymous has done on bingit.io.
	Because without that, it would have been impossible.
	Oh, okay.
	That makes sense.
	Yeah.
	So he's been able to go in and dig up all the references.
	Exactly.
	Cause that's bingit.io is our search engine powered by AI.
	And in fact, there's even going to be a new version of it.
	Wait until you see the new version that Sir Deenonymous has.
	It's going to be fantastic.
	Yeah.
	You can pull clips from it and it'll automatically generate a video that you can put onto your socials, your social meds, all that cool stuff.
	So, Circumference put together almost two hours and 15 minutes of Red Book predictions.
	When did we start with the Red Books?
	Do you remember this?
	Almost right away.
	I had a Red Book that I had to take notes with when the show, early years of the show, I would take notes.
	Yes.
	And I'd always, one of the bits which we've lost to a time is my trying to read the notes and then bitching and moaning about the fact that I can't read my own handwriting and this is a problem today.
	And then I tried to read the notes and it was like, it was laughable.
	It was a bit.
	It was a sketch.
	But it was true.
	I couldn't read handwriting.
	And the books happened to be, by coincidence, read because I had a little set of these free books I picked up at some trade show.
	And that's how it began.
	And I recall artwork with us looking like Mao with the Red Book and this Red Book has just been a thing.
	Has it really, has it kind of fallen out of favor?
	I don't think we've really put stuff in the Red Book regularly as we used to.
	The literal Red Books and there are literal solid, there are books I stopped using them probably two or three years ago, and now we just refer to it as some, because it never did us any good.
	You couldn't flip through them, it was unreadable.
	You couldn't read from them.
	It was useless.
	Now, so the good news is, Sir Dean Almas has gone back and has found a number of, well, over two hours of these Red Book predictions.
	Some of them uncannily came true.
	Quite a number of them did not.
	You'd have to expect that, but the fact that any of them came true is amazing by itself.
	It's a testament.
	Yes.
	The ones that didn't come true were kind of long-shot predictions that were eye-rollers anyway.
	But yeah, it was kind of interesting.
	We still do it.
	You still say, put it in the right book.
	You did it recently, a couple shows ago.
	And that's exactly how we started off.
	Put it in the Red Book.
	That's what we started with.
	We'd say it all the time.
	And we're going to kick it off with this Red Book special by putting something in the book!
	Enjoy, everybody!
	Put it in the book!
	Come on!
	Put it in the book!
	I'm putting it in the book now!
	After Jeopardy, IBM moves supercomputer onto medical research.
	There it is.
	As we kind of predicted, IBM and Nuance, a speech recognition products vendor, have announced a five-year research agreement to explore ways for the healthcare industry to tap into the capabilities of IBM's Watson supercomputer.
	Along with the Columbia University Medical Center.
	So, what's next, of course, I guarantee you, I guarantee you, is IBM Watson's supercomputer is going to get the climate research contract, and you literally will hear, I am Watson!
	Climate change is real, the science is in!
	I guarantee you, and people are like, oh man, that computer went on jeopardy, man.
	It's the truth.
	I think that's in the red book.
	No, it's not.
	Let me write it in there.
	I gotta write it in the book.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Yeah?
	Guess who hasn't released his yet?
	Oh, besides Clinton?
	Yes.
	Vivek Kundra.
	Oh.
	Oh, that's right.
	I remember when they put him in that job, there were people who were irked about his lack of, yeah, there was no financial disclosure from this guy.
	Still hasn't done it.
	So when's that going to happen?
	How long can you go?
	Until... What does it take?
	What is his disclosure?
	He had two jobs.
	I mean, you know, the guy's gotten... Until you get a great gig and you can leave.
	And yeah, he's going to go work for HP or Dell or Microsoft, probably Dell.
	Looks like they got all Dell laptops in the situation.
	Oh, yeah, you're right.
	Let me put it in the red book.
	Yeah, little prediction there.
	Meanwhile, stuff to look at, I got two more topics.
	Stuff to look out for is the nuclear reactor in Missouri.
	I think there's something going on that they're not telling us.
	You know, we've got flooding, we've got the river is about to exceed its banks.
	This thing was temporarily, like they had an electrical fire and it started to heat up a little bit for about an hour and a half.
	There may be some form of Fukushima deactivation.
	False flag planned here.
	Just, just, it's not really for the Red Book, but it's something I think we need to look out for.
	I put it in the Red Book already.
	But resist, we must.
	Our favorite person, who was our favorite person, John?
	Our favorite person is... And you can always follow me on Twitter.
	No, it's the Twitter guy.
	Rick Perry.
	Well, I think he's got a real good shot at winning the Republican nomination.
	You were gonna put that way?
	Hold it.
	You want that in the red book?
	Because I've got a definite no on that guy.
	I don't want it in the book, but I do know that he's got a lot of money behind him.
	Yeah, sure, Texas.
	You know why?
	I'm going to put my prediction in the book that Rick Perry will not be the nominee.
	No, that's cool.
	Buzzkill Jr.
	put it, just a crazy little note, you probably didn't get it.
	Lithium as a superconductor for a harp.
	Yeah, for a harp.
	Well, see, you already shut me down with just like the first thing.
	No, I didn't shut you down, because I thought you were going to say they set it up so it could land in the water so we could all be doped up.
	Yeah, that was my initial thought, but then I also had... Yeah, I shut you down, not the harp thing.
	Well, but, so if they're going to do, so then we're in for some interesting weather.
	Or earthquakes.
	I'm predicting interesting weather on the horizon.
	Oh, wow!
	Yeah, big one.
	Let me write that in the red book.
	Well, the other guy going after, and I have a clip from Chris Bryant, who I think, I'm watching this guy.
	Chris Bryant is a labor guy, so he's on the other side, and the labor party gets back in power eventually.
	I think he's going to become a prime minister, and he was outed as a gay by, I think, one of Murdoch's papers years ago, and now he's just openly gay.
	But he's extremely presentable and I think he has Prime Minister written all over him and I'm putting it in the red book as a prediction.
	Now the challenge will be to keep moving forward with the same determination and commitment to make good on the fiscal targets and continue to deliver reform that drives future growth.
	So, here's the way I see it.
	She's there with Papandreou, who we know was educated in, wasn't he educated in Philadelphia?
	He speaks perfect English.
	I think it was Minnesota, wasn't it?
	It could have been Minnesota.
	The guy's a perfect shill.
	So it's like, hey, we gotta screw Greece.
	I'll betcha, prediction, read book time, huge oil strike in Cyprus.
	Yeah, okay.
	I'm not going to give... I said oil a few minutes ago, so I'm not going to give you a full... I'm going to take half of that one.
	We can both be on a prediction.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	I hate to do that.
	Oil strike in and around Cyprus.
	It's got to be huge.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Here's who's going to be running.
	Romney's going to be the head guy.
	Oh, you don't think Perry?
	No, Perry's going to be the vice president.
	Oh!
	Perry only came in to be the vice president because he can't sustain a possibility of a win because he's a complete...
	Screw up.
	You know what he is?
	He's the money man.
	Because he's got Big Pharma behind him.
	He's a big supporter of Gardasil and all the... More importantly... Right, he's a Big Pharma guy.
	But more importantly, and so far as the public's concerned, as far as we're concerned, yeah, that's what we're talking about.
	But as far as the public's concerned, he is the evangelical balance against the Mormon... Oh, there you go.
	We can't have the Mormon getting in.
	No, not without a balance because then you know you can always shoot the guy and you get the Evangelical to take his place.
	So you don't have to worry about anything.
	So there's no worries because you have the Evangelical in the White House and he'll be out there acting like an idiot, you know, that he is.
	Very good, I agree.
	So that's the only reason he came into play at all!
	I got a prediction for the Red Book.
	Okay.
	On 9-11, nothing happens.
	Nothing happens, of course!
	That's like, that's an ease, that's a shoe-in.
	Of course nothing's gonna happen.
	The President about our economy, about adult, this is one for the Prediction Book.
	You can put the President now in our Little Red Book.
	And by the way, for those of you who are new to the program, we do have a Little Red Book.
	John, could you tweet a picture of that so people can see it?
	Uh, yeah, I can tweet a picture of it.
	And all our predictions are written down.
	On the cover it says, Memjet, think fast, and it's a red book.
	It's funny, because the first time Buzzkill Jr.
	was in Romer, I said, oh, the book is actually red!
	Yeah, what do you think, we're making this up, Buzzkill Jr.?
	So, write this one down for the president.
	What I think the markets were reacting to is the fact that the economy has not grown as quick as it needs to.
	There have been a lot of headwinds.
	The European debt crisis.
	Headwinds?
	Headwinds.
	Japan.
	Japan.
	Just Japan.
	Just Japan.
	Japan.
	And what else is to blame?
	High gas prices because of the Arab Spring?
	Really?
	You're pulling that in now?
	Crap.
	High gas prices because of the Arab Spring.
	Really?
	You're pulling that in now?
	And what a lot of folks are worried about is that the recovery that we have been on is stalling or not moving as quickly as it needs to.
	Do you think we're in danger of another recession?
	I don't think we're in danger of another recession, but we are in danger of not having a recovery that's fast enough to deal with what is a genuine unemployment crisis for a whole lot of folks out there.
	And that's why we need to be doing more.
	Folks!
	Folks!
	Alright, no double-dip recession!
	No recession, according to your president.
	Write it down.
	I'm going to make a prediction.
	Get out the book.
	I'm watching it closely.
	It's getting close to being... It's alright.
	What, are you going to predict it goes to $2,000?
	No.
	No, I would never predict it goes to $2,000.
	I'm going to predict, and this is when I will go and sell my gold, $27.50.
	Write it down, Johnny Boy.
	I did.
	It's written down.
	It's in the red book, which people still want me to take a picture of, and I will.
	And should I tell you why?
	Because a good friend of mine has actually come out and backed me up.
	Who is that good friend?
	That good friend is Nigel Farage.
	Watch this gold move.
	Well, I spent 20 years as a commodity broker and trader, and I dealt with precious metals and base metals.
	Ever since I left the metal markets and got into politics, they've all gone through the roof.
	So all my friends who work in metals say, please, Nigel, don't come back.
	Stay in politics, because we're having a great time without you.
	I mean, it is very, very difficult to predict what gold is going to do, given that in 1998 it was $275 an ounce, and this morning it's trading at over $1,700.
	But if you ask me where would I want my money to be in gold and silver or bank shares, I think I know what the answer is.
	I suspect, I suspect we haven't seen the worst yet.
	I think that all that happened in 2008 is that we deferred the banking crisis.
	It's now coming back to bite.
	I understand that Goldman Sachs are saying that it could go to $2,500 at the end of the week.
	I think it is impossible to predict but it is not impossible.
	Here's one for the Red Book.
	A lot of people nailed this.
	It is just not impossible.
	The world's, the Western world's finances are in the most horrifying mess.
	Our banking industry has been allowed to get completely out of control.
	We've got a eurozone crisis in Europe that is far, far, far from over.
	And, yeah, if I was long gold, I would stay long gold.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Here's one for the Red Book.
	A lot of people nailed this.
	The Watson, the Jeopardy computer, as predicted, is set to announce a deal for the health insurer, WellPoint, that they will be.
	WellPoint will be using the Jeopardy computer in number crunching to help suggest treatment options and diagnoses to doctors.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to light!
	Specifically, what do you want me to write in the Red Book?
	Okay, specifically, that the European debt crisis is going to be resolved by more financial political power going to Brussels.
	Oh no, I got that already written.
	That's already in.
	When did you put that in?
	It's a specific thing about Greece.
	Well yeah, so Greece is not going to- It goes above and beyond.
	Right, Greece is not going to default, Greece is not going to be kicked out of the Union, but this is what everyone is talking about.
	All the mainstream media is saying, well, you know, we're going to kick them out, we're going to do this, you know.
	I'm just not buying it.
	Shut up, slave!
	Anyway, I want to make a prediction for the Get Your Red Book.
	Alright, you got it.
	You asked me on this previous program, if Obama's not going to run, then who will?
	And I figured it out.
	Okay.
	Gabrielle Giffords.
	Oh yeah, you put, I saw, this is, yeah, nice try.
	Write it down, hear me now, believe me later.
	And so she will either be running with Obama as Vice President, depending on which way he'll shine.
	She was shot in the head.
	So?
	Oh, Biden had the top of his head taken off two times.
	That's a good point.
	But being somewhat familiar with the circumstances of September 11th and Al-Awlaki, as he came to our attention subsequent to September 11th and throughout the years, I do not believe there was contact prior to September 11th with Al-Awlaki, but I would have to check on that and get you a definitive response in response to your letter.
	And we will do that.
	Yeah, especially because I do know, I do believe that the FBI did an investigation of him back in 1999 or 2000.
	Basically, I just want to see what we knew about Alaki's activities in the U.S.
	prior to 9-11, what contacts he had with any of the hijackers prior to 9-11, and then also our dealings with him immediately after 9-11.
	We'll get back to you on that later.
	Okay, especially with the fact that he wasn't even invited to the Pentagon after 9-11 to give a discussion on moderate Islam.
	I have a prediction for the Red Book.
	This guy is going to have an unfortunate heart attack because he's clearly not on board with the program.
	A prediction for the Red Book.
	Who?
	This guy is going to have an unfortunate heart attack because he's clearly not on board with the program.
	Who?
	This congressman.
	Oh, that guy.
	Hey, dude.
	Ixnay on a locky keg, dude.
	Stop with the tough questions.
	You didn't get a letter.
	Don't you understand?
	You didn't get a response?
	Don't you get it?
	Shut up.
	He's one of ours.
	He was an asset.
	We put him in, and we got him out.
	Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
	So what they are doing is they're going to screw him royally so that he doesn't run again.
	And here's the way I see it playing out.
	Should I be writing this in the Red Book?
	Well, some of it's already in the Red Book.
	So we know Obama's going to quit.
	Now the reason why he's going to quit is because of a scandal.
	And it's not the Fast and Furious.
	It's not.
	It is the bailout and you'll see that Solyndra is just the tip of the iceberg because what happened is all this money that was supposed to go to banks to lend to small businesses it went to venture capital it went into existing green bull crap it went into this this BS like Solyndra and it got stolen and it was set up that way we're going to steal this money We're going to bring it in, we're going to flip it around, take the company public, we bail out before the taxpayers do.
	Next up, Light Squared.
	Light Squared is another one of these companies that got money from the, a guaranteed load from the government.
	And what Wall Street is doing is they're going to do everything in their power to crack the, we'll just call it the Cylinder Scandal, wide open so people can see that hundreds of billions of dollars were stolen Stolen, literally, with the Obama administration and their friends.
	And Obama has nothing to do with it, he's dumb.
	I'm just saying it right now, he's dumb.
	He's a great campaigner, that's all he does.
	And they're going to outspend on whoever they choose, and I hope to God it's Ron Paul, but of course I still in the red book have that it's going to be the next shill, which is Gabrielle Giffords.
	They're going to run her against Obama.
	All along, we had a double duty.
	Dealing with the current crisis, and preventing a new one from arising.
	Taking emergency actions, like setting up rescue funds, while also putting together, step by step, a new economic governance to help avoid future problems.
	Hello, that would be one you can cross off in the red book.
	I predicted this, I predicted there'd be new global governance as the integration of the United States of Gitmo Nation Europe is now closer than ever because of the purposeful failing of the euro.
	of areas, Bill, that, well, we just had at least, what are the things that I'd love to see on the table that aren't on the table right now?
	Carbon tax.
	There's a whole set of issues, okay, that are just like off the table right now.
	And I would love to see a presidential debate, okay, with the Republican, the Democrat, and an independent candidate, okay, who brought up all these other things.
	Let's end the filibuster.
	Let's have a carbon tax.
	Well, this is going to happen, and I'll tell you why.
	As the President announced when he talked about his American Jobs Act, he said, if Congress won't do it, I will.
	And he's doing it!
	And this went kind of unnoticed by the media and by us.
	The first thing he did, without congressional approval, vote, or even discussion, was removing or giving out waivers for No Child Left Behind.
	And in the past week, it's completely unreported, all of a sudden Congress goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second, what did he just do?
	And now they're debating it.
	The next thing is, you know, I'm gonna give all the students, and you can just cross it off out of the Red Book.
	He's got, I'm going to help you on the belly out of your student loans.
	And he's done this without congressional oversight, approval, or even discussion.
	He is now acting like a dictator and he's doing it by executive order.
	I was wrong, though.
	I thought that the outburst of vagina, the use of the word vagina on network television, was to prepare us for the coming of vagina-based ads.
	I was wrong.
	Because we're also going to have... Go back to the book and find it in here.
	No, don't cross it out.
	Let me finish.
	Uh, I think we're going to have, uh, not only the use of the word vagina in advertising, but also use of the word penis.
	Because under the wire, which totally discredits the entire, uh, uh, New York Times article that said, oh, you know, women are now producing shows, they're empowered, and we have to use the vagina word.
	I'd say it's kind of a toss-up between vagina and penis, as this montage proves.
	A penis.
	Vaginas.
	A penis.
	A vagina.
	Penis.
	Vagina?
	Penis.
	Vagina.
	Penis.
	Vagina.
	Penis.
	Penis.
	Vagina.
	Penis.
	Vagina.
	Penises.
	Vagina.
	Penis.
	Vagina.
	Penis.
	Penis.
	Penises.
	Vagina.
	Penises.
	Vagina.
	Testicles.
	Testicles.
	Testes.
	Dongs.
	Dong.
	Vagina.
	Penis.
	Penises.
	Vagina?
	The last guy I dated never liked going to new places.
	Sounds like a guy with a really big penis.
	One thing's for sure, it's hilarious.
	Yeah, I'm laughing like there's no tomorrow.
	That's a lot of penis.
	So, October 13th, you made the prediction that the vagina meme would, within six weeks, would appear in advertisements.
	We already had an ad a couple of shows ago, which was the My V, which was a diary written by a vagina.
	Now we're just waiting for the actual use of the word.
	So I have, what, three more weeks?
	Yeah, looks like it.
	And this is just to prove that there is a Red Book.
	I know people have been promising to take a picture of it, but I haven't.
	The Red Book, this Red Book is almost full, by the way.
	So pull out the Red Book and put down two weeks.
	Two weeks, the show goes under?
	Nope, Europe goes under.
	Oh, yeah.
	The Euroquake is coming.
	So we can pool?
	Yeah, we can pool this, for sure.
	Well, I'll tell you what this is based on.
	I think it's important to discuss, because it will affect us here in the United States of getting donations from around the world.
	We need a request for people to send us some Euros, and we've got Australians coming in.
	Although the Australian dollar is strong too, but it's not going to collapse like the Euro.
	So, on the last show, we of course were celebrating the fact that Europe had been saved.
	No sooner had the document come out and had we read it, which basically says, well, you know, the 50% debt forgiveness is voluntary and all this stuff.
	The thing is bogus.
	It did nothing.
	And then the German Bundestag, the parliament, essentially said, well, you know, yeah, this is all good, Herr Merkel, but, you know, we're going to have to vote every single time with the full parliament for money to go out to go save the frogs and the pasta guys.
	And Italy, which, you know, we thought it was going to be Spain or Portugal, but it looks like Italy is the one that's going to fall into the abyss.
	In one day, The cost of them borrowing money, which is what this bond selling is all about.
	I think it's important for us to talk to our producers about this.
	God forbid anyone explain it in the American news media.
	What's actually happening is the cost of their borrowing went up like a full point.
	Showing that the markets, the financial markets like, uh, no, we don't buy this.
	So I think it's, I think it's two weeks.
	I think, uh, what are we today?
	The 20.
	So let's say November 15th.
	No, 11, 11, 11.
	Let's just call it 11, 11, 11.
	So it'd be Friday.
	The 11th of November is when Europe will crash.
	Good analysis on the, um, Who did this?
	This was really actually quite good, about the Obama bailout, which we called for.
	Did we ever put this in the Red Book?
	I think we did.
	That the next big bailout would be the student loans.
	Isn't that in the book?
	No, we've talked about it, but we've never put a... Damn, we should have put that in the book.
	Yeah, and we talk about it constantly, which is that Obama's going to use it as a carrot to get students to vote for him if he runs again, even though we still are dubious about that.
	Anyway.
	Alright, I gotta call it.
	I'm gonna call it right now.
	Get out the red book.
	No.
	Within two weeks, 14 days from now, earthquake in Australia.
	At least 20 whales were stranded on a beach today on the coast of Tasmania, Australia.
	Marine mammal experts arrived with special equipment to try to help the whales, but most of them had already died.
	It is unclear what caused the whales to end up on Ocean Beach.
	Yeah, I can tell you.
	Harp.
	That's what always kills them.
	They get those high frequencies, they get confused, they beach, they die.
	Earthquake, this happened exactly the same thing happened in New Zealand.
	Actually it's the low waves that hurt the whales, not the high.
	Oh, I'm sorry, the low frequencies.
	It's harp!
	You watch, within two weeks, probably within three days, because it only took three days in New Zealand when the whales beached themselves, and then they had that horrible earthquake.
	You said it was in two weeks?
	You got it covered.
	What, are you going to change it?
	You want to change it?
	You want to move it closer?
	I say days, not weeks.
	No, keep it at two weeks, because we could have more whales or something.
	Or nothing.
	Nothing could happen.
	Yeah, but that would mean I suck, so we're going to think it's going to happen.
	I think it's going to happen.
	I'm sorry?
	You sent me an article from the Wall Street Journal which basically called for Obama to quit.
	Yeah, this is like a kind of a meme.
	Yeah, which we have in the red book now for over a year.
	Yeah, for four years ago.
	We predicted he would be, before he was even president.
	That's right, we said he'll become president and he'll quit.
	This is how it's gonna work.
	Didn't take long to come up with that prediction.
	No.
	This is news, and then Sperm and Herman back on the scene, suspending his campaign.
	Can I just make a little Redbook prediction?
	Since you and I are a big fan of the reality format.
	Newt Gingrich about to crash and burn.
	I just gotta think about what it will be.
	What do you think the Newt Gingrich crash will be?
	Well, he wants to get out, but at the same time he's really having a lot of fun.
	His ego is just getting nothing but strokes over this whole everything.
	I mean, he's getting lots of attention.
	He's getting op-eds in the New York Times.
	There's a couple today.
	He's writing op-eds?
	No, no, he's getting them about him.
	Oh, about him, okay.
	I mean, you'd write him too, but somebody else is going to be going on and on about him.
	He loves it.
	So I think he's going to have to crack or get mad or do something in public that is embarrassing and costs him an election or two because he can't afford to actually run.
	He's got too many skeletons in the closet.
	There's a bunch of stuff that hasn't been revealed.
	He doesn't want to get out.
	Such as what?
	He has a foundation that has been collecting money for all sorts of things.
	He's kind of like a clone of the Clinton Foundation and no one's really dug into it.
	Here's all I remember.
	Before he got to where he is, when he started to run all the Real analytic pundits said, this guy is not serious about running because he's got too much weird stuff with this foundation in terms of money.
	Right.
	That is, that prevents him from really being able to just, he can't give that up.
	He just can't cut that loose.
	And so he'll make a fake run at it because he can get matching funds and spend a lot of money, do some travel.
	But he can't really seriously do this.
	But, you know, he's such an egomaniac that it's possible that he might convince himself that he can't, but I tend to think that he won't.
	I think he's going to blow up to get out of it, and then use that as an excuse, and then he could ride the wave of, well, this is a problem with the news cycle.
	Oh yeah, right, and then he'll get a news gig, like a really good news gig.
	This is true, yes.
	Good point.
	So, final slide please.
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	Well, that went ten minutes too long, but that'll be our last Passion Play, I want to warn people.
	Our last what?
	Passion Play.
	Passion Play?
	What do you mean?
	It was a play.
	It was a passion play.
	It was a type of play that they used to do in the Greek and Roman times.
	Yes, well, we're both old enough to have used to that.
	Tend to be corny.
	Yeah, well, it was corny, but I think that you can put that passion play in the Red Book.
	No, I called the AT&T.
	So this is basically a long-winded prediction that the European Union is going to attack Iran, or we are, in October of this year, October 2012.
	Yes, after the global collapse around September.
	It's a possibility.
	I believe that the global collapse will take, they won't be able to hold it back and it's going to begin in January.
	They're gonna have to hold it back.
	If they're holding it back now just to get through Christmas, they're having nothing but trouble.
	While the man who called former President George W. Bush the devil, now suggesting the United States can cause cancer, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said it would not be strange if America developed technology to give somebody the disease, specifically Latin leaders.
	He was quick to add he's not accusing the U.S., only reflecting.
	Those comments come on the heels of his recent battle with cancer and the recent news that Argentina's president also has cancer.
	She is reportedly expected to recover.
	Chavez also told other leaders to beware and gave a special shout out to Bolivia's president who is a close ally.
	It goes in the red book as far as I'm concerned.
	A shout out to the Bolivian president next to get cancer from the US cancer machine.
	Put it in the book.
	All right.
	Put it in the book.
	Come on, put it in the book.
	I'm putting it in the book now.
	Let's make some predictions.
	We got, oh damn, I got the new red book, but it's downstairs and I'm not going to go down and get it.
	Uh, I'll have to write on a piece of paper.
	Prediction?
	Oh, I can give you the prediction right now.
	Okay.
	Give me your prediction.
	Okay.
	Mitt Romney wins.
	Uh, Number two, Rick Santorum, because all of a sudden he's surging in the polls, so the fix is in on him.
	They gotta have a buffer between him and Ron Paul.
	Ron Paul will be third.
	Even though, of course, he will win the election, the nomination, the caucus.
	He will actually win it, but they're going to fake it up and it'll be Romney, Santorum, and then Ron Paul.
	I am very happy to announce in the second half of the show that you know how when it gets a little too hot under the heels for the elites they always come out and announce stuff like oh yeah no we were planning that out long sure Russia now in talks with the US and Europe on plans to create a manned research base on the moon there you go moon base is confirmed once again hate to say it You couldn't cross it off of the Red Book.
	I've always said there were moon bases up there.
	And now they're just going to say, oh yeah, we were planning, yeah, we'll do a moon base.
	Bull crap, there's plenty of moon bases already.
	They're just trying to trick us.
	Oh, and we can take one out of the red book.
	Hold on a second.
	This was a great PR.
	Thank you very much for the multitude of people who sent me this trailer of the forthcoming movie, Iron Sky.
	This, of course, not only explains our dark side of the moon theory as being a bull crap news story to promote this movie, All of a sudden, oh, it's so important, Dark Side of the Moon.
	Now, I thought it was relating to the re-release of the Masters of the Pink Floyd album.
	Turns out this movie is filled with it.
	And there's another little extra meme in there just for us.
	Where are we from?
	The dark side of the moon.
	He hee!
	This is about Nazis who have moon bases, of course.
	I knew that.
	And they're from the dark side of the moon, and they're coming to attack the world.
	And the kid's like, the dark side of the moon is, like, awesome.
	Now, listen to the extra little ditty in this.
	I just clipped a bit of the trailer.
	We can't retreat!
	Who are these guys, anyway?
	Nazis.
	From the moon.
	That's too much.
	One word for me, and the invasion from the moon begins.
	Invasion?
	Y'all must be tripping.
	Now, my question is, what do y'all plan to do about it?
	Because we just happen to have a little something up our own sleeve.
	All presidents who start a war in their first term get reelected.
	Oh, that's beautiful.
	All presidents who start a war on their first term get re-elected.
	Which, of course, is a big part of the Iran saber-rattling.
	And, uh, that would make a lot of sense.
	We've, uh, this is a Red Booker.
	Um, but I do like the Dark Side of the Moon being a PR initiative for this movie.
	Very good.
	Good job, guys.
	Whoever did that, brilliant.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Yeah.
	I don't think he wanted to be part of this scheme because he knew he was going to get screwed in the deal.
	He wasn't going to win because it was all about Romney.
	Right.
	And so he says, screw it.
	Yeah, I'm out.
	Or disagree.
	Maybe he was expected to be vice president like I predicted.
	And they say, we don't think we're going to give that to you.
	Well, then screw you.
	I'm out.
	I'm out of the script.
	Go find somebody else to play your stupid game.
	And he walked.
	Well, it still seems like my latest assertion slash Red Book prediction will come true.
	A prominent Republican Senator told ABC News, the compromised ABC News, that if Romney can't win Michigan, the Republican Party needs to go back to the drawing board and convince somebody new to get into the race.
	Who could that be?
	Jeb Bush.
	So Jeb Bush is all over this thing.
	Now Turkey, as you know, Turkey kind of got cut out of this Leviathan gas field and Israel and Cyprus deal.
	And Turkey are now starting to freak out as Israel and Cyprus signed their agreement that will allow Israeli defense planes and ships to use Cypriot airspace and territorial waters.
	And Turkey's saying, oh yeah?
	Well, we're turning our ships around too.
	So we could see an actual war happening there because Cyprus, part of that is Turkish.
	Am I correct in saying that?
	Yeah.
	So here's the way this could play out.
	So the Syrian thing is just a show to force the Russians to take some positive side in the Cypriot action.
	So Russia's got to do something.
	This will be my prediction for the Red Book.
	There's going to be some sort of weird activity with a confrontation between Russia and Turkey.
	And when the Russians finally make the Turks back off, then the Syrian thing calms down.
	Clinton met with 27 of Afghanistan's neighbors and partners to advance their shared vision of a new Silk Road.
	Oh really?
	The new Silk Road?
	This new Silk Road, I'm going to give you some more interesting names, is planned to be built along the Herat-Kandahar Highway across western and southern Afghanistan.
	And this has to cross through a very important region in Pakistan known as, and you're going to see this in the news, put it in the Red Book right now, Balochistan.
	I love these names.
	Balochistan.
	B-A-L-O-C-H-I-S-T-A-N.
	Balochistan.
	And it's really important that Balochistan is under control.
	So you watch there'll be some kind of new terror group in Balochistan, and who's going to go in there?
	This is in Pakistan, by the way, Balochistan.
	We're going to have troops in there because they're killing the people of Balochistan.
	This is the pipeline, the T-A-P-I.
	This is the pipeline that we went, the UNICAL pipeline, I should say.
	Yeah, the one that goes way back before anything happened.
	This is why it all happened.
	It's the 9-11 actually.
	This is why 9-11 happened, or at least 9-11 was used as the catalyst to get this going.
	But resist, we must.
	We can disagree, that's fine.
	I'm just saying they have too many pipelines, if anything.
	Gazprom has too many projects.
	Too many.
	So it's okay if one loses, but then they have to make sure it doesn't, that area doesn't work for anybody.
	So there will never, I think, you can put this in the Red Book, I don't think we'll ever see any gas coming out of the Leviathan Fields.
	It's not, we're not going to see it for a long time.
	Because the Middle East is just going into complete disarray, particularly in that area.
	Well, you can expect the unemployment number to go up because people are so optimistic about the economy, they're coming back into the workforce and they're looking for jobs.
	That's what the message is going to be.
	It's going to be outstanding.
	They're going to say, hey, you know, it's, things are going, yes, it's just, now they're going to say, no, no, no, you're not reading the numbers right.
	Because people are coming back.
	They're so excited about the economy and building battery cars that now all of a sudden that's why the unemployment numbers went up.
	You watch.
	You put that in the Red Book.
	Put that in the Red Book.
	That's going to happen.
	That's going to be the spin.
	I'll put it in the Red Book, but I think it's already happened.
	Oh, we can cross off one of the red prediction book.
	I said it would happen... I don't know if I ever specified it would happen in America.
	I probably did, so you can put like a pencil line through it.
	I've always said that one day, reality television will take us to actual death row executions, and lo and behold, in China, we have the execution factor.
	Where there's a reality show, they haven't done it right yet, they need to hire the Currie Dvorak Consulting Company, where Miss Ding, the national celebrity host, interviews inmates on death row, just before they're offed.
	Do they show them getting killed?
	No, no, no, it's getting there.
	You gotta do that.
	I get you they're going to pop one of these guys like McGrahey, they're going to pop like Omar Rahman or one of these guys out of jail here.
	They're really going to start doing it.
	They're going to start popping people, grabbing them in Egypt, and they won't let them go until we let one of these, like Sheikh Omar Abdelrahman.
	This guy is the next one.
	They'll let him out.
	On humanitarian reasons or whatever.
	There's a lot of negotiating going on in the background because Egypt is out of control.
	Out of control.
	So they got three billion dollars from the IMF in return for Ray LaHood's kid.
	That's what he's worth.
	Put it in the Red Book.
	Okay, it's in the book.
	It's hurt us, but whatever.
	It's an interesting... We'll have to follow this.
	Well, write it down on the Red Book.
	I think it's a Red Book entry worthy.
	That, uh, the next announcement you will hear about Rare Earth is that we have struck a deal with the Russians, our new friends, and of course, new president, you know, the whole thing, you know, uh, Putin, he's a handsome devil too, you know, he's like, I betcha, I betcha we will see him and Obama playing basketball.
	With shirts and skins.
	And guess who's going to be skins?
	You know Putin's gonna have his shirt off in a heartbeat.
	Shut up slave!
	Now I'm gonna make a prediction about the election.
	I actually put this in somebody else's email and I said, wait a minute, I should make this prediction for the Red Book.
	And the prediction is the following.
	I'm sticking with the Romney versus Obama thing, even though I think it'd be funnier to have Santorum running.
	But whoever runs the following is going to be the key.
	Two things are going to happen.
	One, this is going to be the most expensive campaign in the history Of the United States elections, there's going to be more money spent, and I was curious that CBS just reported a $160 or $180 million profit.
	Profit, yeah.
	That they credited to all these campaigns.
	Political campaigns, yeah.
	Yeah, so the media is all for this.
	Oh yeah.
	It's going to be the most money spent, and here's the kicker to the prediction, it is going to be the lowest turnout in the history.
	I believe that too.
	Of elections.
	Absolutely right.
	Absolutely right.
	Because nobody cares.
	Nobody cares.
	Whoever they run, the Republicans, it's the same guy.
	He might as well just leave Obama in, you know?
	What difference does it make?
	Yeah, well... Yeah.
	Well, there's... So I'll go further and predict Obama's gonna win.
	Uh, Red Book prediction.
	I hate to make this one, but I have a bad feeling.
	I think there will be an attempt on the president's life in the next four weeks.
	No response, John?
	That's it?
	Well, I mean, as a... I... It would bring some interesting conversation into... No kidding.
	Speaking of Hollywood, for a second there, John... Another tale of... The Hollywood Whackers!
	Red book prediction!
	Okay, got the red book in front of me.
	Remember, you wanna know who's next?
	Madonna.
	Madonna, you think so?
	Yep.
	What makes you think so?
	Her latest album, MDNA, had the second biggest, had the biggest second week drop in chart history.
	Fell from number one, down 88%, only sold 46,000 copies in the second week.
	She's over, she's done with, she's toast, she's worth more dead than alive.
	It's time for her to go.
	So I hate to say it, because I still kind of have a soft spot for her, but I think she's next on the list.
	And these things always come in threes.
	So your basic thesis here is that if you're worth more dead than alive, then you're going to be dead.
	Exactly.
	To require, beginning with model year 2015, new passenger motor vehicles sold in the United States to be equipped with an event data recorder that meets the requirements under that part.
	So, are you interested in the requirements?
	Sure, we might as well finish the show like we always do with some more depressing news.
	Something really depressing!
	So you're now going to be tracked, and the black box will be tracking the following.
	ABS activity, airbag warning lamp status, capture, which is the, that's just the type, it'll have to be in a card I guess, the delta V lateral, which is your speed, delta V longitudinal, which is the change in velocity,
	Of course, airbag deployment time, end of event time, which means after a so-called crash, engine RPM, engine throttle percent full, so how fast you were going, the type of event, frontal airbag deployment, ignition cycle, how many times you started the car, essentially, lateral acceleration, longitudinal acceleration, minimum V delta, so there's all this, basically every single move your car is making.
	How slow are you going?
	Occupant, yeah right.
	Occupant position classification.
	It's illegal to drive at a certain slow speed on the freeway.
	They have a GPS is what I want to know.
	Yeah, all positions.
	Okay, so in other words, if I'm on the freeway, and I'm going too slow, it'll record that, and if I'm speeding, it'll record that, and it'll know what freeway I'm on, and it'll know what the speed limit was, so when I go in to get my smog check, which I have to do every year in California, one way or another, every two years, I think it's in older cars, but whatever, you have to get your, it's gonna be every year now, or every six months, they're gonna pull the data from this thing, and I'm gonna get tickets in the mail.
	I think it's even worse than that.
	I think this is a ploy for the insurance companies.
	Oh no, the insurance companies are part of this scam, obviously.
	But every time I get a ticket in the mail, the insurance goes up too.
	So it's a bonanza.
	Everybody can make money off of them spying on me in my own car.
	That's right.
	The insurance companies will charge me more money, I'll get tickets, all sorts of tickets, for doing whatever, you know, and there are some circumstances that may be legal but I won't ever be able to prove it because it's all privatized and nobody wants to hear from you.
	And it's like those buses that you bitched about last show when the bus has the camera on the front and it's just looking for more opportunities to take our money and it's a form of tax.
	Yeah, oh, and not just the tax, it's the insurance companies who win.
	That's the bottom line.
	The municipalities, the state of California, the coffers, they're going to make more money on tickets.
	Have you ever seen a ticket in San Francisco, $70 for a parking ticket?
	Oh, that's nothing.
	It's $116 in Los Angeles now.
	Okay, it's 160.
	You can get five tickets.
	That's more than you're paying in insurance for the month.
	I mean, these municipalities are gouging their citizens.
	The citizens don't seem to care.
	Because, you know, there's enough of them on bicycles all the time.
	They're loudmouths.
	Oh, whichever should be on a bicycle, you deserve the ticket.
	Well, you should be walking.
	You deserve the ticket.
	You should deserve the ticket.
	You deserve the ticket.
	We said we have more bike paths and you won't get so many tickets.
	Yeah.
	So, uh, so you get those people.
	They're always showing up at the city councils, you know, so they, they're used and they're on the news shows, you know, some idiot wants more bicycles.
	So you're screwed.
	The public at large is screwed.
	Yeah.
	And this is a, this, I, I would put this in the book, in the red book.
	This is not going to happen.
	What do you mean it's not gonna happen?
	It's not gonna happen.
	It's passed.
	It's done.
	It can be pulled.
	It can be pulled.
	Yeah, it can be pulled.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Here's what'll happen.
	We're gonna have this Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin case, and it's going to be triggered by racial tweets.
	That's what's gonna trigger it.
	I like that.
	Put it in the Red Book.
	I'm putting it in the red book.
	That, I think, is what's gonna happen.
	And it would make so much sense because you could do that anonymously.
	You can just be some dude, some douche at the State Department or wherever, and like, hey, let's crank this shit up, boy!
	It's perfect for that.
	Well, you know, so every single Saturday we go to the market and when we want to buy a whole chicken or something, Nikki will email Jane, who runs the chicken stand, and here's the email she sent back.
	Depressing news.
	We will not be at the market this weekend or next weekend.
	Everything had been going exceptionally well until we put out a flock to field three weeks ago and the birds just stopped growing.
	They were active in eating, but not gaining any weight.
	After doing a ton of research, we've discovered that our industry has identified something called RSS, which made me kind of chuckle, of course, Runting Stunting Syndrome, but none of the experts has a clue as to what it is or what to do about it.
	It appears in the winter and spring and disappears as quickly as it arrives.
	Now, I do know there's a bad outbreak on the East Coast, And that another local producer is battling the issue as well.
	And that our promise is only to sell you the best chicken.
	Of course, we won't be back until we've got good chickens.
	And there's very little about it on the Book of Knowledge.
	I've never heard of it.
	Yeah, and we own chickens.
	I'm telling you, it's a war on chickens.
	Someone's stopping them from growing.
	Researchers have not reproduced all the field symptoms of RSS experimentally, and believe that several viruses, bacteria, and other pathogens may be involved.
	Rheovirus was originally thought to be the cause of RSS, but adenovirus, enterovirus, rotavirus, parvovirus, parvovirus, and others may also be involved.
	They really don't know.
	However, everyone agrees RSS often suddenly and disappears, appears suddenly and disappears equally suddenly, making it difficult to determine effective control measures.
	This is weird.
	And I think, again, you've just called it, Red Book, cross it off, war on chicken.
	And that's another trait I associate with cults.
	Catholics own their crazy.
	It's right on the table.
	Mormons are more like Fight Club.
	In any event, it doesn't matter, and I'm very sorry if I called your horseshit bullshit.
	The real issue is, when Mitt Romney gets a deduction for giving to charity, the rest of us taxpayers have to cover the loss.
	Oh, okay.
	Great.
	Well, it wasn't funny, and it didn't have me laughing.
	It wasn't funny.
	No.
	At all.
	No, I was not laughing about that one.
	And I think that may be a career killer.
	Okay, you put that in the book.
	I don't know.
	I'm just saying, you watch.
	It's not going to be like something that happens real quick.
	It'll be a slow death.
	An American drone fired a volley of missiles into a house close to the Afghan border on Saturday, killing eight suspected militants and indicating U.S.
	resolve to continue with the attacks despite renewed Pakistani opposition, officials said.
	Where was this strike?
	Well, would you believe it was North Waziristan?
	Yeah!
	And of course, so Balochistan... It's right in the red book!
	That's right!
	Did we put that in the book, didn't we?
	Balochistan, Waziristan... So this is pipeline protection, people.
	Yeah, this is pipeline protection.
	Here, on March 13th, PLOS Medicine, whoever that is, but I like it, so now it's an independent group that is good, examined the financial conflicts of interest of members of the American Psychiatric Association responsible for updating this DSM manual, the so-called Bible of Psychiatry.
	Despite a new APA policy designed to address conflicts of interest, Nearly 70% of current DSM-5 Task Force members have financial relationships with pharmaceutical companies, up from 57% from the previous manual's version.
	But even better, 83% of current contributors to the psychiatric disorders section and everyone responsible for the sleep disorders section have links to the pharmaceutical industry.
	83%.
	It's a bonanza.
	Well, put it in the red book.
	It's the sleep disorder.
	The new pills will be sleep disorder because that's where all the shills are in.
	Okay.
	Sleep disorder.
	You got it in the red book?
	I just put it in.
	I just put the word sleep disorder and then put your initials and I'm highlighting it with the pink highlighter.
	Wait a minute.
	Let me sign it with the auto pen, Homer.
	Okay, done.
	Alright, Farage is going to predict the future.
	Put this in the Red Book.
	The 8th of May, victory in Europe day.
	See, there he is.
	He's your boy.
	We should celebrate the last time the Germans tried to smash the continent and they found it, and at least half the continent got its democracy back.
	What we're celebrating on the 9th of May is another attempt, through different means, to smash democracy across Europe.
	You are spot on.
	I hadn't even thought, but you hear him explain it now.
	It's like, thanks for the context.
	That's almost like a trick, just so they all can laugh.
	Yeah, so they can laugh at you because the Germans were defeated on the 8th, but they're back on the 9th.
	24 hours, bitches, and here we are again.
	I've got kind of a funny bit.
	I've got our buddy, our new pal in North Korea.
	I don't know if he's a wine connoisseur, but he's now, I believe, and I'm going to predict this, put it in the Red Book, North Korea within the next couple of years is going to be open for business as a tourist attraction, and I think that what we witnessed with this story, which came out of the BBC, was actually a prelude, even though they never mentioned it once, but the only reason for this story to exist is because the new guy is going to open up North Korea and things are going to change.
	In an apparent move to present another side of North Korea's new leader, the country's media has shown Kim Jong-un scolding staff at an amusement park for neglecting their duties and failing to serve the people.
	Korean Central Television and other media say the incident occurred while Kim was touring the Manyondae Fun Fair in Pyongyang.
	Kim reportedly grew exasperated over the park's run-down appearance with grass growing from cracks in the pavement, paint peeling off the facilities and other signs of neglect.
	Kim said such shoddy conditions at the popular amusement site were insulting to the people.
	The young leader then ordered soldiers to be mobilized to clean up the park.
	North Korean media often cover official tours of military units, factories, and industrial sites, but it's rare for them to report on the leader's anger or his scolding of officials.
	Observers say the news is part of a strategy to project Kim as a benevolent ruler who cares for the people.
	Oh, DLNK.
	DLNK?
	Disneyland North Korea.
	But this is a... and we know time is corrupt.
	We know Time Warner, you know, where they're all seeing iLogo.
	We know that they're a bunch of creeps.
	So I think it means big war coming.
	Big war coming.
	Well?
	Well, there's nothing else.
	To me it means the, uh...
	I would say that's an interesting perspective.
	I would be more inclined to say it's the military sucking off the tit of the American public passively, because the arms are laying slight down.
	He's not like holding her or anything.
	He's just like there.
	And it's like she's almost force feeding him.
	And we do have a military that's oversized and over budget.
	So I think it's more along those lines.
	Personally, I don't think anyone's predicting war.
	I don't think it's just too out there.
	Okay.
	But we always have wars.
	I mean, we have a war now, but... Yeah, but there could be a really good one coming.
	Well, if there is a good one, there's a war cycle and there is a good one coming in 2020.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, phew!
	That's way out there.
	Is that in the red book?
	Have you put that down that there's a good one coming in 2020?
	Yeah, I could put that down.
	There's a good one coming.
	Researchers.
	You know, this is, my head always goes, whoa!
	Researchers at the University of Michigan.
	They've done something outstanding, John.
	They have tweaked the Kinect sensor.
	You know, the Microsoft Kinect?
	Which is that three cameras thing?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, the thing with the eyeballs.
	And they have brought it into the classroom.
	The Kinex motion sensor can now be used to observe children and to pick up on whether they exhibit the symptoms of autism.
	You've developed a maniacal laugh, you know.
	I How can you not?
	So here, put this in the Red Book.
	Your kid's going to be at home spinning, of course.
	That's what kids do.
	And I can just imagine the kid puts his head on the ground and spins around that.
	That's a good spin.
	Or maybe just with arms out, spinning around.
	Your Connect is going to register that.
	And then you're going to get a knock at the door.
	And it's going to be, uh, I'm sorry, you know, we obviously, uh, we obviously know that, uh, your kid has autism and, uh, we need to, we need to, uh, give him some shots.
	If you have a Kinect, get it out of your house.
	It's a very bad idea to have these things.
	And you can cross this one off from the book of, uh, from the Red Book.
	What's in the Red Book about tuberculosis?
	Oh, that's a long time ago.
	I'd have to be digging in the book for a while.
	World Health Organization.
	Extreme drug-resistant strains of tuberculosis have now been found in 70 countries.
	And it's the doctor's fault.
	What we are seeing worldwide is the emergence of strains of the bacillus causing tuberculosis that are resistant to most of the drugs we have available.
	Director of World Health Organization's Stop TB Campaign is saying.
	Here it is.
	In certain cases, public clinics run out of stock of the proper medicine, but increasingly, private sector practitioners are to be blamed.
	In India, which has the highest prevalence of TB in the world, 50-70% of patients refer to private doctors when they begin coughing.
	They don't want to queue in public clinics that are overwhelmed and congested, and instead of prescribing the four-drug, six-month regime recommended by the World Health Organization, who I'm sure somehow are being paid, Private clinics prescribe either too many drugs, which is a waste of money and increases toxicity, and also increases drug resistance.
	So, you're taking the wrong meds, slave.
	You've got to take our meds, which are World Health Organization approved.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Okay, I think, I don't know if you know if we discussed it or not, but we can, maybe I should listen to the Dvorak Horowitz on Plug Show.
	I think I can short this puppy at 17.
	What do you think?
	Which one?
	The Facebook stock.
	What do you mean short it at 17?
	Yeah, so I'm going to short it, and at $17, I'll sell my borrowed shares and I'll make a bundle.
	I.e., I think it's going to go down to $17.
	Well, you mean you want to short it now?
	Yeah, you can't.
	Next week sometime, I guess we can short it.
	Well, I don't know.
	You can always buy a put, I think, which will probably have more leverage than a short.
	See, you're already way above my head.
	Whatever it is, I'm just calling a number out that you can put in the red book.
	Okay, you think it's going to fall to 17?
	17, oh yeah.
	Maybe not in one week, but it will fall to 17.
	And nice way to change the news cycle by getting married.
	Oh man, what are we going to do?
	Appio blows, man.
	Zuck, Zuck, Zuck, man.
	How about that, don't you have like some Korean chick around?
	Marrier.
	Yeah, Marrier.
	I can already see the headline.
	Zuckerberg changes status to married.
	Yeah, that'll change the news cycle away from our crappy IPO.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to light!
	Phony baloney... plane thing, which I thought was...
	It was just, you know, obviously a setup for something coming down.
	I think it's a part of a multi-stage... I call it a dry run.
	I think that was just a, you know, just get us all ready for more.
	Yeah, no, that's part of it, but I think it's more along the lines so we can sell more machines or something.
	Machines are involved.
	Well, they're talking about enhanced pat-downs.
	How more enhanced can they get?
	Going to hand around?
	Hello?
	They could be a lot more fun.
	I'm sure they could be.
	I'm just going to use the back of my hand, sir.
	The back of my hand.
	When I get to the sensitive areas.
	Do you have any medical devices?
	Do you have any sensitive areas?
	Yeah, my penis.
	Would you please stay away from that?
	No, there were other things going on.
	There's got to be a machine, I'm telling you, I'm going to put it in the Red Book.
	A new machine.
	Well, yeah, it's the new machine that basically... They sell these machines or they don't work, so they just keep selling new ones.
	They can't, you know, at some point they run into, they don't do anything.
	Maybe, I think the next thing, have you ever seen an old washing machine?
	Yeah.
	That has the two rollers?
	At the top?
	And you stick the clothes in there and it squeezes out the water?
	Yeah, you're just going to have to go through that.
	Yeah, you're going to have some sort of thing.
	You're going to stand in these rollers.
	They're going to go up and down you, just pushing on you, squeezing you.
	Lockerbie, did someone else bomb Pan Am 103?
	And I'm like, what?
	I mean, first of all, yes, this was a CIA drug-running operation.
	McGraw, he actually was only connected through some false evidence of some kind of shirt.
	And if you really, if you really look into it very, very deeply, the whole thing stinks.
	And of course, you know, who built the bomb?
	It was very well covered by the British media during that era, if you can go find those old newspapers, and they pretty much identified the fact that there was no connection to Libya whatsoever.
	So here's the Red Book prediction.
	They're going to link this to probably Iran or maybe Lebanon.
	This is part of the path to Persia and you can put it in the Red Book.
	They're going to link a new Lockerbie.
	They're going to find new evidence and they're going to link it to terrorism in Iran or Lebanon.
	I think Iran because they're so hot and heavy on Iran and Iran of course is very important for our path to Persia.
	Total world global domination.
	Listen to this clip from Unless you want to say something more about McGrahey, because I think this is really what's happening here.
	No, all I would mention was that when they went to Lockerbie as part of this report, they started asking people on the street about what they thought.
	This guy is dead now.
	Of course, you know, what's funny is that they let him go because he was dying, and he died.
	But the American news still, in fact, I'm sure if you listen to Right Wing Waiters, oh, they let the guy go for no good reason.
	He wasn't dying.
	It was bullcrap.
	But he's dead.
	Anyway, they asked the people on the screen and half of them said, I don't think he did it.
	Shut up, slave!
	Maybe the test is successful and now we can move to the next phase.
	You'll say no, I'll say we'll see some kind of drone activity.
	I don't think we'll be shooting Hellfire missiles, but I think we'll, we, before the election, sometime, sometime during, sometime during the summer, I would say before the election, we will see drone activity in the United States where someone either got tased or beanbagged or tea bagged or something.
	I think we'll see that.
	We have to go to the next stage in this.
	I don't think you could take a chance, but here's what I'm putting down in the red book.
	Okay.
	You're predicting drone activity in the U.S.A.
	where someone was hit.
	Aggressive drone activity.
	Let's call it that.
	Aggressive drone activity.
	Before the November election.
	Right.
	Before November.
	Yeah, this is not going to happen.
	Okay.
	No, we shall see.
	I'm pretty sure on this one.
	On the Hill, and the hearing was about, and remember I told you, you can look it up in the Red Book.
	I said, ICANN, there's something weird going on at ICANN.
	These are the guys who control the internet names.
	And indirectly the root domain servers and the previous shill just got retired and there's all kinds of stuff going on.
	And so Vint Cerf is on the hill and he's testifying.
	Because the word is, and if you look at the ITU website, there's no actual mention of it, but there was an interview, I think in Vanity Fair, of all places.
	Are you talking to someone else?
	No.
	Oh, maybe just some feedback.
	That the head of the ITU wants to take over the functioning of ICANN.
	And of course, I'm against all United Nations organizations, so that's not a good thing.
	But then when I just hear how this, and this is the 30 seconds, within the first 30 seconds of this two and a half hour Senate testimony, I knew this thing was rigged.
	Listen to this.
	This is the chairman, he's Greg Walden, Republican from Oregon.
	Good morning.
	I want to welcome our witnesses and appreciate their testimony today.
	This is the Subcommittee on Communications and Technology and our hearing on international proposals to regulate the Internet.
	Nations from across the globe will meet at a United Nations Forum in Dubai at the end of this year, and if we're not vigilant, Just might break the internet by subjecting it to an international regulatory regime designed for old-fashioned telephone service.
	Okay, so the setup is there.
	You need to watch no further, really.
	It's like, okay, so we know what your agenda is, Mr. Chairman.
	They're going to break the internet.
	I would have to say you might have to change your entry in the Red Book regarding the presidential, who will be president in 2012, starting 2013.
	I put in who's going to be the nominees, I never put in who's going to, did I say who's going to win?
	Yeah, you said Obama's going to get re-elected.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'll stick with it.
	Okay.
	Well, I think with my basic assertion that it's the same people behind both parties... Yeah, no, I mean, that makes... it's kind of a ludicrous prediction because of that.
	I agree with that.
	I don't think either one of us have ever doubted... you know, I think that's a common belief.
	I think it's accurate.
	I'm not going to argue that.
	Right.
	Well, I think that... I think they've made their decision.
	and it's going to be Romney.
	Put it in the book.
	Put it in the book.
	Put it in the red box.
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to no agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	In the morning.
	Wow.
	Boom.
	This is old.
	Not only are we doing Redbook predictions, we're also doing the old beetle.
	I forgot, how come we don't use that beetles thing anymore?
	Yeah, you're the one in control of it.
	I'm like, I'm just hearing that.
	I'm like, we should do that more often.
	We need to bring that thing back.
	That's good.
	That's a good break.
	That's a good break, please.
	So many things that change over time.
	Sir Conference, our executive producer, no doubt, for this episode 1648, I mean, he really did a good job on this.
	But as you can hear in that last clip, it's like some of these things, like the internet being broken, it's still in the Red Book and it's still possible.
	Yeah, it's true.
	It's still possible.
	We don't have any donations to share for this episode since, well, John's at a wedding and I'm thinking about the wedding.
	I'm not doing much else.
	I'm taking a day off.
	It's nice.
	I'm resting.
	Yeah, but that doesn't mean we don't want donations.
	We will move the donations to the next show, obviously, so everyone who donated for this show will be mentioned.
	It's not like it's going away.
	No, of course.
	It'll just be a little longer segment.
	Yes.
	But we do need, and my birthday's tomorrow, so this is a good time for the $72 donation.
	72 years.
	72.
	You put something nice in the in a previous newsletter about the No Agenda Show has literally given you something to do.
	Well, what I said was, I mean, as you get older, if you're doing stuff like journalism or writing columns or you're kind of in some groove doing something, the young people come in and they just see you, oh, who's this old fart?
	And out you go!
	I'm surprised I got away.
	I'm surprised I was at PC Magazine as long as I was.
	Long as anyone was.
	But, at some point, you know what happened.
	It's like, who's this guy?
	He sucks.
	Actually, I wrote one column about 5G and that was their excuse to get rid of me.
	Oh, that's right!
	Which I still bitch about this.
	No, I said that medical issues might ensue, but I was referring to the original 5G that was using a frequency that was the same one that the military uses to burn your skin.
	And they're like, okay, that's it, we finally got something on him, we gotta get rid of that guy.
	Pretty much, yeah, I think that was it.
	But it was a foregone conclusion that I was headed out the door.
	But you know, the old guard was gone, everybody was, you know, I was the last man standing kind of thing.
	Well, we appreciate everybody who has supported you in your old age.
	Yeah, thanks.
	Well, I need some more old age support.
	More old age support, yes.
	Tomorrow, if anyone has the night, NoAgendaDonations.com and Dvorak.org slash NA.
	Yeah, and we'll be thanking everybody.
	And of course, on Sunday, we'll have a whole donation segment where we thank everybody.
	And I guarantee you, John, it's going to be lots of people because you are loved.
	It's nothing, you can't help it.
	People love you.
	Well, it's a plus.
	All right, back to the Red Book special.
	Circumference, our executive producer, has done a bang-up job, and let's go back and see what we put in the book.
	So I got a new Red Book, and I want to tell you, I got a little anecdote here.
	So the Red Books, people want, you know, I've got them on my third, but this will be my last one of this model, unless I can get a hold of Memjet.
	It turns out these Red Books were given away at a trade show.
	Uh-oh.
	And I grabbed three of them.
	And that's it, and we've already filled one or two?
	Two.
	Wow.
	This is the third one, and it's Memjet.
	Memjet's a company, and look, they had little flyers strapped around this book.
	3,000 patents.
	Memjet is transforming color printing.
	You have to see it to believe it!
	Alright, so Memjet, I guess they don't make the red book anymore.
	I don't know where they got them.
	I mean, they obviously had it embossed on the outside of the book.
	It says, Memjet.
	Think fast.
	But I suspect they were bought as a premium for one of the traches.
	Oh, they were just a premium.
	But wait a minute.
	If you go to NoahGeneration.com, they have red books there for sale.
	I should get some of those.
	Maybe you'll get a discount if you ask Eric nicely.
	So I have a feeling that the crapster uppers have been in the camp for a while and this might have been a planned operation.
	And what would be the point?
	The original point is that it's a cover operation to make sure Romney gets in.
	No, no, no.
	I think there's something else going on here.
	We now have this group.
	See, Ron Paul's an idiot and he was screwed over by this whole scheme.
	Yes.
	And there's this very big group of people who clearly have been duped with the Romney endorsement.
	And they're angry.
	I mean, these are people who are very, very angry.
	And they're armed and they're seeing drones flying overhead and all kinds of crap.
	I think something might, that they might stir something up, and you can, in fact, put it in the Red Book.
	We will see a lone wolf who was a Ron Paul supporter.
	You can put this in the Red Book.
	This is a very dangerous situation, I believe.
	I find that very annoying, that he did that.
	So who's going to be the Vice President candidate?
	Let's discuss that for a minute.
	Really?
	Yeah, really.
	Make a prediction.
	Well, I know your prediction, so I have to say someone else.
	No, you can agree with me.
	Mitch Daniels.
	Ah!
	No way.
	Put it in the Red Book.
	The guy is a milquetoast.
	So what, you're saying Rubio?
	Yeah.
	Although he doesn't want to do it, but he has to.
	We've been over this a million times.
	You keep saying that, and I keep saying Mitch Daniels, so... Okay, we'll go back to square one.
	I thought you were going to change your mind and say Rand Paul.
	No.
	No, they duped him.
	Now he's grasping, clutching for straws.
	Like, I'll approve your drones!
	Just put me in there!
	Maybe he'll become like...
	He'll get a secretary.
	Maybe he'll be a secretary job or something.
	How about a secretary of drones?
	Yeah, we need that.
	We need a new position.
	Czar.
	We do.
	Drone Czar.
	I totally agree.
	I would like to challenge you to get me a reference to the gold clip.
	Okay.
	And I put it out now, challenge right now in the red book that you cannot find that we've played that clip.
	You probably play it to yourself all the time and think it was on the show.
	Okay, well... The South Carolina clip, yeah.
	I think we played it a couple times.
	I just find that to be the greatest clip we've ever played.
	I think we've played better clips than that.
	Why don't you do a clip show with just that clip over and over again?
	That'll be awesome.
	So I challenge you to find me reference to the other clip.
	Okay.
	I'll find it.
	And if I don't find it, our human resources will find it.
	No, I'm fine.
	I think I don't care who finds it.
	We'll find it.
	I want to find a show that that clip was played.
	I want to know what my reaction to it was.
	Oh, you said what an idiot.
	So Sarkozy ran off to hang out, or to be coddled by the fourth richest Canadian, this guy Desmarais.
	Oh, you have the news that he's there now?
	Yeah, it's actually been running in the British papers.
	And so he's apparently ran off with this guy who's worth $4.5 billion, which is chicken feed by comparison to somebody.
	This guy's low level.
	But he came under fire after Sarkozy apparently was taking bribes from Lillian Bettencourt, the L'Oreal heiress.
	Yeah, that's what the whole investigation is about.
	And France's wealthiest woman.
	Yeah, that's what the investigation is about.
	And so the whole thing has fallen apart for this guy.
	So he's in Quebec.
	I give him six months before Carla Bruni kicks him out.
	Oh, she'll be out of there.
	She can't put up with this.
	She's going to go back to Mick Jagger or something.
	Someone a little more less political.
	Yeah, no, I agree with that.
	We can put it in the Red Book.
	Yeah, I mean, she's not going to stand for this.
	You know, she was living large, first lady of France.
	You know, the only downside is she had to wear her flat shoes, couldn't wear high heels.
	And she's done with that now.
	I can just see her.
	Nicola, I'm done.
	I'm done with you.
	Shut up, Slade!
	Meanwhile, here's another one to cross off of the Red Book, John.
	I have been proven right once again, although my timing was off as usual.
	I was right, not on the timing, because I remember specifying how long it would take, and of course I was way off on that.
	The over-usage of the word vagina.
	Yeah, you really... yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I messed up on the timing.
	Now it's a scandal.
	So here is the most recent advertisement from Carefree, which by the way is a fine douche product.
	How well do you know your body?
	I mean, it's amazing.
	It cools us down when we're too hot.
	It heats us up when we're too cold.
	You know, even that bit of discharge in between our period is our body working to keep the vagina healthy.
	And that damp, less-than-fresh feeling is why Carefree has designed these ActiFresh liners with an absorbent core to lock away wetness and odour, helping you feel clean, dry and fresh every day.
	But don't just take my word for it.
	Get your free sample today.
	Know yourself.
	Know Carefree.
	How well do you know your vagina?
	There you go!
	So now the word vagina is being used in advertisements.
	It's a huge market because 50% of the population has one.
	The other 50% are interested.
	Look at that!
	That's a money shot!
	What's better than feeding cows is feeding everybody's car.
	That would be awesome!
	And they got all kinds of subsidies.
	And now, of course, corn is at six dollars a bushel, a bundle, a barrel, a barn.
	What is it?
	Six dollars a bushel, which is very expensive.
	So what could we do?
	I mean, if there's a lobby, That really needs help right now.
	And this was my hunch.
	If there's a lobby that really needs help right now, how could we really make these guys blow us?
	Like, really, really blow us?
	Give them some subsidies to make them blow us even more by taking out their false teeth.
	And at the same time, look like heroes because we saved the world from starvation.
	And I was thinking... Actually, it's running... It looks like it's running $8 a bushel.
	So it's heating up.
	Here's my prediction for the Red Book, and I'm very happy, and this is what you want to write down, John.
	The company is Celanese.
	C-E-L-A-N-E-S-E.
	And here's a report from just six weeks ago on Fox News with the CFO of Celanese.
	So did you know you can use natural gas to make ethanol?
	We were just talking about what we could use all this cheap natural gas for.
	Celanese Corporation has technology now to do that, to make ethanol.
	From natural gas.
	And they say it's cheaper than corn.
	Stephen Sterin is Celanese Corporation's CFO and the president of their Advanced Fuel Division.
	He joins us from Dallas.
	Thank you so much for joining us because I have covered energy for a long time and I did not know that you could use natural gas to make ethanol.
	Are there a lot of people out there doing this?
	Hi, Melissa.
	Thanks for having me on.
	It's really an honor to be with you.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	It's not a surprise that a lot of people don't know about this, because this breakthrough is a recent and new breakthrough for Celanese, and it's proprietary to our technology base.
	So there is my hunch paying off.
	There is technology.
	To create ethanol from natural gas, which now is under $3 a megabutt, and it has to be at least $3 for it to make sense.
	We've got all this infrastructure, all these pipelines being put in place.
	Better scenario.
	Can you imagine then?
	Stop the presses, save the world, feed everybody, lower the price of corn, push the subsidies over here.
	We've got it.
	We have all this natural gas, which will still be, you know, it's going to benefit everybody because once the price goes up, it doesn't just go up in America, it goes up everywhere.
	Everybody freaking rocks.
	We finally got natural gas at a price where we can clean up.
	I forgot what I was going to say.
	No, you were going to say something about the Civil War and write it down.
	You wanted me to write something down.
	I was going to say, if it's not already in the red book, then I'd like you to put in October 2012, March 2013, and October 2013.
	And then, you know, if that happens, then it'll be real easy for us to just put the 2020 European Civil War in there.
	I mean, that's okay.
	Well, it could be 2019.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	So, by the way, we closed on a couple of things from the Red Book.
	Oh, yes.
	What did we do?
	How did we do?
	Well, I got two clips.
	Okay.
	One of them is, well, you called this one, you called Baluchistan.
	Ah, Balochistan or Baluchistan.
	Do you know what's going on there now?
	Play the Baluchistan Rundown and we'll catch up to Baluchistan.
	It is no longer a war for autonomy or self-determination.
	This is now a war of independence.
	Whether the international community recognize it or not, this is what the Baloch people are fighting.
	And the Pakistan Army so far It is said they have made 15,000 people disappear.
	Nationalist leaders say U.S. supplied resources and weapons meant to combat al-Qaeda-linked Taliban on the Pakistan-Afghanistan border are being used against the Balors.
	Pakistan is using all the resources that the American government is giving Pakistan to fight the Islamic extremists and terrorists, but those resources and the monies are being spent against the Baloch people, but those resources and the monies are being spent against the Baloch people, against the Baloch national movement, and against the
	Yes, it makes so much sense because these people who are in the northwestern part of Pakistan are clearly dangerous to America.
	This is why we have to kill them!
	Disappear them!
	15,000 of them!
	You've got the jars.
	We had drinks last night.
	We hooked up with my daughter and Juan, who I hadn't seen in months.
	Oh, you're in L.A.?
	Yeah!
	And we went to the Mondrian Hotel and we ordered mojitos.
	And they literally brought the mojitos out... Oh, cliche!
	Fantastic!
	In jars!
	In jars?
	Yeah!
	So, I'm telling you that this is going to be the new... You're going to see it.
	People are going to have their own... I'm putting it in the red book.
	Please do, and I wish we knew who was going to do this, because this would be great to invest our five dollars in.
	Moonshine, next big thing.
	Moonshine, next big thing.
	Now you watch.
	You watch.
	And, it'll be supplied with a rubber hose.
	Now that would be funny.
	Here's your jar and your hose.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to light!
	The Food Safety Mon- This is literally from the FDA.
	The Food Safety Monetization Act, the most sweeping reform of our food safety laws in more than 70 years, was signed into law by President Obama.
	Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
	Now- And this was- this was in 2011.
	January.
	And what was supposed to happen- So a year and a half ago.
	Now let me get this straight.
	Well, hold on.
	No, no, no.
	Bear with me.
	I want you to listen.
	Alright.
	So, I remember reading the Food Safety Modernization Act, and they always have all these stipulations, things that are supposed to happen, and part of the main things that were supposed to happen is that all food facilities had to get a registration and, you know, there's all kinds of new regulations they have to adhere to.
	And that had to happen as per October 1st, 2012.
	It's usually 18 months, you know, so that would make sense, right?
	So, I'm like, wow, how come, you know, how can this be happening?
	I go to the FSMA website for the FDA and it says here, they've got a big sticker on their website, note, Biennial registration renewal for food facilities will not be available on October 1, 2012.
	We therefore will not be accepting food facility registration renewals at this time.
	Please check FDA's website and then they give the website of the page that I'm actually on.
	There's no additional information.
	There's no reporting on this.
	They are not registering food facilities, and we have, all of a sudden, all of this E. coli all over the place.
	Something is going on here, and we're not being told the truth, and the media is definitely not looking into it.
	In addition, in the Federal Register, We have the Notice of Establishment of the Biosurveillance Advisory Committee.
	John, something's coming down.
	I can't put my finger on it yet, but there's a reason why the FDA has not adhered to the actual law that was signed, and these companies are not getting registrations.
	There's this Biosurveillance Advisory Committee all of a sudden, and people are getting sick.
	This sounds like a big setup to me.
	Yep, that's what it sounds like.
	That's it?
	As far as we go?
	Well, I want you to check out the FDA.gov, or just Google the FSMA, and I want you to see this note that they've just stuck on their website.
	Okay.
	I want you to see how weird it is, because they're not giving an explanation, they're just saying, sorry, And while you're doing that, I'm going to play this little... I'm looking at it now.
	Do you see how weird it is?
	It's a red border.
	Yeah, don't you see?
	Isn't that weird?
	And to further accentuate the food safety or the bioterror or whatever's happening, this report from ABC has a six-second soundbite of some douchebag Dr. Robert Toks of the CDC and they just throw it in there and I want you to listen to it because it is total mind programming.
	All the illnesses that have been investigated are related to the peanut butter products from the one plant.
	Come on!
	That's mind control!
	Well, that's a peculiar clip.
	Isn't that weird?
	Listen to it again.
	All the illnesses that have been investigated are related to the peanut butter products from the one plant.
	I find that something's weird with how he's saying that.
	Hmm.
	He might be on to something here.
	Well, it'll resolve itself rather quickly.
	Well, what's not resolved is what happened to these companies having to register.
	You're going to see something pop up.
	I just haven't been able to find it.
	There's no reporting on it.
	You'd think that if the FDA is not able to register food facilities that that would be of interest to some journalistic institutions.
	Yeah, they made such a big deal about it when we had the first peanut butter poisoning.
	Yeah, okay.
	So yeah, so there you go.
	We have exactly the same scenario.
	That goes in the red book as something to follow up on.
	Yes, please.
	But resist, we much.
	So I got a new red book and I want to tell you, I got a little anecdote here.
	So the red books, people want, you know, I've got them on my third, but this will be my last one of this model, unless I can get a hold of Memjet.
	It turns out these red books were given away at a trade show.
	Uh-oh.
	And I grabbed three of them.
	And that's it, and we've already filled one or two?
	Two.
	Wow.
	You have to see it to believe it!
	Memjet.
	Memjet's a company.
	They had little flyers trapped around this book.
	3,000 patents.
	Memjet is transforming color printing.
	You have to see it to believe it.
	All right, so Memjet, I guess they don't make the red book anymore.
	I don't know where they got them.
	I mean, they obviously had it embossed on the outside of the book.
	It says Memjet.
	Think fast.
	But I suspect they were bought as a premium for one of the traches.
	Oh, they were just a premium.
	But wait a minute.
	If you go to NoahGeneration.com, they have red books there for sale.
	I should get some of those.
	Maybe you'll get a discount if you ask Eric nicely.
	Hey, John!
	John, John, John!
	Do you have the red book there?
	Yeah, I do.
	Remember when Watson won Jeopardy?
	Oh, that's the old, old Red Book.
	Well, it's still the Red Book.
	You don't throw them out, do you?
	Nope.
	Do you recall what the prediction was for Watson at the time?
	Here's what happened.
	The IBM supercomputer, Watson, was on Jeopardy and competed against, I think it actually competed against that guy, Ken, who was the all-time winning... Yeah, it was a scam.
	Well, we determined it was a scam and it was just to promote some expert system that IBM would eventually come out with, probably called Watson.
	But can you remember exactly what the prediction was?
	Because that was only half of it.
	Yeah, it was going to be for a medical expert system, as far as I remember.
	Oh, let me read to you from this news article today.
	Headline, IBM application use and analytics to bolster patient care.
	IBM has introduced patient care and insights, an analytics application that uses Watson technology to predict proper patient treatment!
	And it even says here, um, patient care and insights use natural language processing, NLP, which I think is just hilarious that they call neuro-linguistic programming.
	They now have hijacked the acronym to mean natural language processing.
	Technology similar to what drives IBM's Watson supercomputer, which won Jeopardy!
	There you go.
	It took them a little longer than we expected, but there it is.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Remember the fracas, the Chick-fil-A fracas?
	The fracas?
	The fracas about the gay marriage thing?
	Oh yeah, kissing in front of Chick-fil-A.
	What was that all about, according to you?
	Uh, I forgot.
	What did I say?
	This is not good if you don't remember what you said.
	I don't remember these things.
	I gotta go look at it.
	That's why I have the red book.
	I can go look it up.
	Well, you said it was a PR stunt.
	Yeah, duh.
	Oh, gee, did you just say duh?
	Of course, now I'm one to two.
	So the results are in according to a study by research firm Sandalwood Associates.
	Consumer use of Chick-fil-A was up 2.2% in Q3 compared to the prior year.
	Market share up 0.6%.
	Total ad awareness up 6.5%.
	It's as if the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group had come up with the campaign ourselves.
	PR pros and pundits had widely panned Chick-fil-A's response to the controversy initially.
	What?
	We didn't do that.
	No, some are still befuddled by what happened.
	Yeah, those are the guys you don't want to hire.
	Because they're idiots.
	And people hire them.
	Yeah, you don't want to hire those guys.
	You want to hire us, the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group.
	Look at that, that's a money shot!
	Matt's a real journalist, you see.
	Well, I'm not going to get into all kinds of hypothetical scenarios, but under... You can say it's hypothetical, Victoria, but the problem is that they say right now that they can't do their job unless they do something which is in violation of Texas law, according to the Attorney General.
	So, the question of immunity is relevant.
	Matt, I was on the way to answering your question, but you didn't allow me to finish my sentence.
	Do you hear what she's doing there?
	Shut up, slave!
	She's not just a shut up slave!
	Shut up, slave!
	She's trying to come up with an answer.
	You know how that works when someone is... Listen to how she's talking.
	I was trying to... You're beating around the bush and someone's saying... So you throw something at the guy like the... Well, I don't know about dealing with hypotheticals.
	And then the guy goes off and you're still grinding away trying to think of the answer.
	Exactly.
	Well, she didn't even... She said the hypotheticals.
	Then she said, you're interrupting me if you let me finish my answering your question.
	Which is like such a shut-up slave thing, but she's really trying to figure out what to say.
	The question of immunity is relevant.
	Matt, I was on the way to answering your question, but you didn't allow me to finish my sentence.
	I think we had this conversation yesterday too, so why don't I start again here.
	Because now I have some, let me look at my book, do I have something to say?
	Yeah.
	So, under a 1996, I believe it is, yeah, presidential proclamation that's been upheld by the Congress, Uh, members of, uh, official observers for the then CSCE, now OSCE, uh, are, uh, eligible for full immunities in the United States.
	But as I also said yesterday, uh, we don't think That it's going to come to having to invoke these.
	We have every confidence that OSCE representatives in Texas and any other state where they are observing will be able to work things out.
	But they are eligible for full immunity?
	They are.
	So in other words, that if the state of Texas chose to prosecute one of these observers, they wouldn't be able to?
	Again, I'm not going to get into any kind of hypothetical situations or predict where this is going to go, other than to say we have every expectation that this will be worked out.
	And to state the fact, which is that under U.S.
	law, they are eligible for immunity.
	Well, I don't understand.
	I mean, the Texas Attorney General says that these people will be liable for prosecution if they break the law.
	And what you're saying now is that they're not liable for prosecution because they have diplomatic immunity.
	I'm saying that we expect that they're going to be able to work this out and that they have said that they don't intend to break Texas or any other laws while they're here.
	Shut up, slave!
	There you go.
	That should be fun to watch.
	I have to put a prediction in the Red Book.
	Already?
	By this time next year, Matt will not be at these press conferences.
	He'll be doing a podcast.
	He'll be a very popular podcaster.
	Hey, Redbook, Redbook, Redbook, Redbook, Redbook, Redbook, Jack Daniels, whiskey company Jack Daniels has recently released their un-aged rye whiskey.
	It is a clear, clear content in the bottle.
	This is the Red Book.
	My prediction, it's coming true, this is the next step before we get to Jack Daniels just selling moonshine and calling it moonshine.
	This is about it.
	This is moonshine, what you're talking about.
	Right.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	That's why it's clear.
	So it's moonshine.
	So was I right?
	Unaged rye whiskey.
	That's got to be really a charmer.
	But that's not the point.
	Unless it's filtered.
	Now, you can make this to be a decent product.
	If you charcoal filter it about seven times, which is what they do with a lot of crappy vodkas that are made, then you can really make them taste really smooth.
	Do you have a bottle there?
	I know!
	Well, you look it up and see if it's charcoal filtered five times minimum.
	Would that say, would it say that?
	I would say it's probably pretty drinkable.
	Would it say that?
	I have a picture of the bottle.
	It'll say, yeah, it's gotta say it somewhere.
	They even call it Tennessee Rye.
	How awesome is that?
	I'm telling you, the next thing, the mistake they're making is they need to put it in a mason jar.
	That's the mistake they're making.
	They still have it with a bottle in there.
	Actually, somebody's already done that trick.
	There's a mason jar whiskey.
	Yeah, but this is going to be the next big thing, and you were laughing at me, and you watch, it's going to be all the celebrities are going to have them, everyone's going to have their own celebrity-based moonshine, and we're going to be less than... Hold on a second!
	Here's the story, this is Food Beast.
	Jack Daniels Unaged Rye Whiskey will be released in Tennessee in December at a suggested retail price of $49.99?
	Oh, people will pay for it.
	Not inventory, not aged in barrels, just straight out of the still, and they're gonna charge it?
	This theory of yours is not gonna work at these prices.
	What idiot is gonna buy a $49.99 bottle of whiskey that is essentially moonshine?
	The same person who buys an iPhone 5.
	Shut up, slave!
	You know who else's show got cancelled?
	Who?
	Anderson Pooper.
	Oh yeah, I know.
	They cancelled his daytime show.
	Yeah, I know.
	After two seasons.
	They didn't give it a shot.
	They didn't give it enough time.
	Yeah, I think he got some smart advice finally.
	Like, dude, stop doing this.
	This is not good for you.
	He could be anchor at... He could be... Yeah, he should stay with his anchoring style.
	He could get out of CNN.
	He needs to get out of his CNN contract.
	Here's one for the Red Book.
	He will be like the big nighttime anchor for CBS or NBC.
	Not ABC.
	CBS or NBC.
	He'll be like Tom Brokaw or Peter Jennings.
	Cooper can do that.
	You know, he's getting his chops there, you know, he's standing in the... Right, and on that other show, that daytime show, he was acting goofy, and he was acting silly, you couldn't take him too seriously, and he's also acting too gay.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's that.
	Let's just look up Andrea Mitchell and you'll get her husband's name.
	And then you'll go, oh yeah, that guy.
	Okay, Andrea Mitchell.
	Okay, she's married.
	He wrote the book.
	I don't know.
	Greenspan.
	Yeah, Greenspan.
	Yeah, Greenspan.
	Wait, she's married to Greenspan?
	She's married to Greenspan?
	We've talked about this before.
	She used to be hot.
	So here's the deal.
	So she's a reporter for ABC.
	Now, she does the report on Petraeus.
	She reads his note in its entirety, by the way.
	And what I'd like to know is why she is visibly, and you can hear it in her voice, upset Why is she upset?
	She's a reporter reading some guy's resignation.
	Was she blowing the guy?
	Or what?
	Both in Iraq and Afghanistan.
	I do have to ask the question, however, given the timing of the CIA, the investigation into Benghazi... Is this the why is Andrea so upset?
	No, I'm sorry.
	That's part two, Kills Time.
	I'm sorry.
	You didn't tell me which clip.
	I'm just getting whatever clip you... Well, I said... Letter of resignation from the Director of Central Intelligence has been submitted.
	This is dated November 9th.
	It says to the team at CIA headquarters, yesterday afternoon I went to the White House and asked the President to be allowed for personal reasons to resign from my position as Director of CIA.
	After being married for more than 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.
	Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as a leader of an organization such as ours.
	This afternoon, the president graciously accepted my resignation.
	As I depart Langley... She's about to cry.
	letter continuing tam and i want you to know her mouth is all sticky to know that it has been the greatest of privileges to have served with you the officers of our nation's silent service Yes.
	A workforce that is truly exceptional in every regard.
	Indeed, you did extraordinary work on a host of critical missions during my time as director, and I am deeply grateful to you for that.
	Teddy Roosevelt once observed that life's greatest gift is the opportunity to work hard at work worth doing.
	I will always treasure my opportunity to have done that with you, and I will always regret the circumstances that brought that work with you to an end.
	Thank you for your extraordinary service to our country.
	Best wishes for continued success in the important endeavors that lie ahead for our country and our agency.
	With admiration and appreciation, David H. Petraeus.
	Um, as you can see, this is...
	No, no, I'm going to disagree with you.
	I want to finish the rest of the clip, but she broke the news, John.
	She was given the exclusive to break it.
	This is her acting.
	This is just her, like, you know, because she can't just break the news.
	It has to be like, this is so, so huge.
	I am just filled with emotion.
	I'm filled with emotion.
	I don't think it's anything else than that.
	Well, I mean, I'm not going to say that that's not a possibility, but it seems to me to be extremely lame to do that.
	I'll give it some thought, but I'm thinking that she and her husband are on the hit list.
	I'm putting in the red book that one of the two of them are going to be gone before the end of their two years.
	So I didn't think much about it until I was watching this latest round of news about Susan Rice.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like, I do have a clip.
	And the Redbook item, you won't guess, I don't think.
	But it's a pretty interesting one.
	I got a couple of clips.
	One is the... I think the Susan Rice saga continues is a clip worth listening to.
	And then I'll give you my Redbook item.
	Because it just kept bothering me until I finally... Oh, duh.
	I'm an idiot.
	In the case, the intelligence assessment has evolved.
	We stress that neither I nor anyone else in the administration intended to mislead the American people at any stage in this process.
	And the White House had this to say.
	The focus on, some might say obsession on, comments made on Sunday shows seems, to me, And to many, to be misplaced.
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	That's troubling to me as well.
	Why she wouldn't have asked.
	I'm the person that doesn't know anything about this.
	I'm going on every single show.
	And Wolf, just moments ago the Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released a statement very very direct and pretty critical of those Republican Senators who were critical of Susan Rice.
	Really defending Susan Rice and he was talking about the Republican Senators saying the election is over it's time to drop these partisan political games and focus on the real challenges facing the nation.
	He said that these attacks on Susan Rice are unfounded and they don't jive with reality and I can tell you that Senator Joe Lieberman, who's the chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, came out of a separate meeting with Susan Rice and said that he finds her answers satisfactory.
	And he said that it was up to him.
	He would vote for her for Secretary of State if she's nominated.
	Big if.
	Of course, he doesn't have a vote because he's retiring at the end of the year.
	He's retiring.
	The new Senate will do it.
	All right.
	Thanks very much.
	All right, Wolf.
	All right.
	By the way, he said the new Senate will do it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Nice little meme.
	Now I don't know how far this is going to go and I think it's...
	But I've noticed this one person that keeps cropping up, and she's also in the other clip that I have there.
	Senator Collins?
	Susan Collins?
	No, no.
	Kelly A. Oate from New Hampshire.
	Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
	She's about 6'5'' from the looks of her.
	Really?
	Is she hot?
	Yeah, she towers over the men.
	Is she hot?
	Whatever men she's with.
	Is she hot?
	She's a milfy type and she looks, she's videogenic.
	She's not necessarily photogenic but she's very telegenic and I think they're grooming her and I'm putting it in the red book to be vice president in 2016 because they want a woman to balance the ticket.
	Evaluating its effectiveness for prevention on demand, instead of taking a pill.
	Every day for the rest of their lives, people in the study will take it only when needed.
	Up to two hours before sex and one day after.
	I don't want to interrupt you, but this is exactly what you talked about when I was up in Port Angeles.
	This is a rerun.
	We hadn't played these clips.
	We had not played these clips.
	I told, this is my point.
	I talked about this and now all of a sudden it's coming out.
	It's like a red book coming true in two weeks.
	You're telling me these clips came out after you discussed?
	Yes!
	Yes!
	That's exactly my point.
	Okay, I get the picture.
	Well, okay, that's the point.
	You don't have to run that boring guy so long.
	But that, oh, okay, well, it's in the red book.
	You got a point.
	Please, I really would like everyone to take a listen to the Joe Rogan Show.
	Episode 282.
	It's really, really good to hear the Berkeley Doctor.
	What's the guy's name?
	Duesden, I think it is.
	Professor Duesden.
	Yeah, well he's been, he's the number one patient.
	He's the first guy from the 1980s.
	He's been at Berkeley ever since.
	84.
	He is a, yeah, I mean this guy I've heard him a million times.
	He's not saying anything new.
	He said this before.
	He has been saying it since the 80s.
	He is a retrovirus specialist.
	That's his specialty.
	Period.
	He knows more about retroviruses than I do.
	He's a vital biologist, yeah.
	And he makes the claim which nobody else seems to agree with.
	Well, no one seems to be able to refute it.
	That's more important.
	He makes the claim that the retroviruses can't do this.
	No, he says that if you create antibodies, which is the definition of zero positive, that then the virus is over.
	It's done.
	That AIDS is not caused by HIV.
	That is what he's saying, and no one's been able to refute him.
	And I might point out, he's still teaching in Berkeley.
	It's not like they've thrown him out.
	No, I agree with that part, but they haven't thrown out that crazy Japanese guy.
	There's about five crackpots at Berkeley, by the way, that haven't been thrown out.
	You just call them a crackpot.
	I'm just saying, do you think in any realm of possibility, could it be possible that the pharmaceutical industry has been playing a joke?
	Is that at all feasible to you?
	The pharmaceutical industry is essentially a corrupt system.
	And you think that they would stop for a second at killing people or allowing people to be killed or feeding people drugs?
	I wouldn't argue that.
	These points are not arguable.
	I agree with you on this, but that doesn't mean that Doosman's right.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to light!
	The, uh, about the so-called Cook, uh, uh, unemployment numbers, right?
	Yeah, he says they were Cook.
	Yeah.
	Well, now that they've come out with the revised numbers... Turns out they were!
	Well, we knew this was gonna happen!
	By the way, I believe that we have in our red book that we believe they were Cook.
	Yeah, I think, if you look in the red book, you'll probably see it says that after the election, it'll come out, there'll be a revision.
	And I think our model for this was George Bush going situation red, you know, alert at all the airports, we're going to be attacked any minute by some terrorists just before his re-election.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	So the model was already set and so the Obama administration, nobody cares, nobody covered it, nobody, Jack Welch is, you know, nobody went back and said, yeah, geez, you're right, Jack.
	It's unbelievable to me.
	Look at that!
	That's a money shot!
	And I have a little prediction for you.
	You got the red book?
	Uh, yep.
	So Hillary is now out for a couple weeks, and I don't even know if she'll ever testify about Benghazi, but here's what we need to look out for.
	When she comes back, and I predict six more weeks, because I have experience with this, six more weeks, she's gonna look dynamite.
	Oh, you think she's getting plastic surgery?
	Oh yeah.
	Oh yeah.
	Perfect time to do it.
	Get a little nip, get a little tuck, get your hair done.
	Oh, yeah.
	Right.
	And you've got to be out when you get plastic surgery, especially at her age.
	And you're going to have massive plastic surgery because she looks terrible if you see her without her makeup on.
	Well, she doesn't need massive.
	And she's got to run for president.
	No, she doesn't need massive.
	She needs a little work around the eyes, a little work on the eyelids.
	I think she's going to get massive.
	But 10 weeks would be more than enough.
	So I'd say she's been out for four.
	Give her six more.
	She's back at the inauguration.
	When's the inauguration?
	It's coming up in a couple weeks.
	She's gotta be back sooner than that, then.
	She's got it.
	Well, she could make... She may not be at the inauguration.
	I think it's too early.
	Yeah, unless she's gonna wear sunglasses and bundle up.
	Oh yeah, scarf on the head and sunglasses.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That could be a possibility.
	Yeah, a lot of makeup.
	Spray on makeup.
	and this sprayer.
	I think you got, yeah, you may be onto something there.
	I'm going to buy you that.
	Yeah, put it in the book, man.
	Put it in the book.
	I love it, I love it, I love it when we get to cross off another thing out of the red book.
	And I think that I have, I mean, we've had so many pieces of, we started off the show with diehard proof that Hillary Clinton's getting a face job.
	Now, something that I've been all over for more than a year, actually been over for much, much longer, and this is the existence of what I will generally call earthquake machinery.
	Now, many people scoff and laugh at me, but of course you can't really do that because I've shown you many times, I've linked to it, I'll link to it again at 475.nashownotes.com, the actual testimony of Secretary of Defense Cohen, who testified that many other nations were using biological weapons such as earthquake machines and we needed to have them as well.
	You recall this, John?
	Apparently there's some mention of earthquake machines in a U.N.
	document.
	Yes.
	But this is actual testimony in our own United States Congress.
	So we don't even need it in the U.N.
	The U.N.
	called for that no one should have these biological weapons.
	And what Secretary of Defense Cohen said was, we probably should have our own, just in case.
	So when Fukushima, when the earthquake occurred, and they've had several large earthquakes off the coast of Japan since, and many prior, but this tsunami thing was pretty crazy.
	It knocked out the reactor, which of course has prompted Japan now to stop all nuclear energy.
	Germany said stop all nuclear energy.
	Be very afraid of nuclear energy.
	It's all going to melt down.
	Your fish are radioactive.
	We're all going to die.
	Oh, the cloud is floating over.
	Well, we're not dead yet, and I submit to you that this is a cabal move against nuclear energy, and now of course we'll all be told to move to liquid natural gas.
	Do you remember, I guess it was a couple of months after the Fukushima event, That we were getting all these emails from people that say, oh, the thing is gonna blow.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	And there's proof positive it's gonna blow up.
	No agenda should be on this.
	Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die.
	Die!
	I tell you, die from radiation!
	Now, the problem I had with the earthquake, and I said it the day after it happened, I said, this was a planned event.
	It was a very, very, very shallow earthquake.
	Remember, it was like one kilometer, if even that, according to the seismology.
	And I had a problem with it.
	I said, this feels to me like this was set in motion.
	Remember we even tracked some company that had some weird apparatus they set up?
	There's all kinds of things pointing to a man-made event that caused this tsunami.
	And of course, crazy, moon landing guy, global warming denier, Holocaust denier, Republican, racist, whatever you want.
	Listen to this report from New Zealand.
	A secret operation in the 1940s to develop a tsunami bomb in coastal waters on the Whangaparaoa Peninsula, north of Auckland, has been uncovered.
	The United States and New Zealand conducted secret tests of the bomb, designed to inundate coastal cities.
	But the operation, codenamed Project Seal, was shelved just months before the atomic bomb was used on Japan in 1945.
	The secret plans were uncovered during a search by the author and filmmaker Ray Waru.
	Over a period of several months they carried out almost 4,000 test explosions to kind of calibrate the size of explosions, the number of explosions and the depth an explosion in the water would need to be in order to create a tsunami effect.
	So you can call me whatever you want, but there is proof, proof that the United States tested 4,000 tsunami bombs before they dropped an actual atomic bomb on Japan.
	So you think for one second that these a-hole oil cabal elitists would, you put it past them that they would blow one of these things off to make nuclear energy seem really scary?
	I question you, Jeb.
	Well, you know, I don't think they have the wherewithal, but I mean, it would be within the, well, they have the money.
	I don't know.
	Maybe when they do those deep drills, those deep holes, they've got the same gear, they can put something down in there and blow it up.
	I don't know.
	It seems unlikely.
	I just want to point out... Unlikely?
	You know, earthquakes actually do exist.
	Yeah, but this is a very shallow one.
	It clearly was a weird one.
	It was a weird one, but I called it immediately and here is proof that there were tsunami bombs for Japan!
	Here's one for the red book.
	You can put it in the book right now.
	Soon the disclaimer will include do not operate firearms when after taking Lunesta.
	Or keep firearms out of reach of those.
	People on Lunesta should not handle firearms.
	There it is.
	That's the one.
	This needs to show up.
	Well, I think, yeah, well anyone, any of the smart-minded people listening to this show that are involved with this sort of propaganda will pick up on that.
	This is not, this is not a prediction.
	This is an initiative you just began.
	Shut up already!
	It's science!
	Kiki likes it, by the way.
	I've got a prediction for the Red Book.
	We haven't done a Red Book in a while.
	Okay, so we have 11 million illegal immigrants, and how are we going to make them all legal, which is clearly what we need to do.
	I mean, there's just no doubt about it, but it's not going to happen through legislation.
	You will agree with me, John, this is going to be a whole thing.
	Oh, the Senate says it's great, and then the House will be, oh, we can't do it, it's back and forth.
	It's another just, it's a time suck.
	Can I ask you a question in advance of your prediction?
	When they do this broad sweep, they're going to throw in Mickey and all these other people that are here the same way?
	No, no, no.
	All the way here legally, they're going to make them citizens too?
	Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
	Why?
	No, because I'm going to tell you how it's going to go down.
	So whenever we need to usher in some kind of legislation, we need some kind of horrific event.
	Right?
	So here it is.
	We will have a group of beautiful Latino women and children, so from Mexico, and they will be here, and I'm going to give you the news story.
	I'm giving it to you, and hear me now, believe me later.
	This is how I would do it if I was as evil as these a-holes running the show.
	So first of all, they're all pretty looking, they're all beautiful, because most of them really are.
	Especially the young Latinas are just beautiful.
	Beautiful children, beautiful mothers.
	And they're going to be sent back, but they're going to be sent back to some horrible place in Mexico where they really were escaping from.
	So they weren't here really for jobs, they were here for safety and security in the sanctuary that the United States offers.
	And a large number of them will be slaughtered by the gang or whatever this horrible place is in Mexico.
	And that will be used And it will be turned around into, oh, we can't send these people back.
	Mexico is a mess.
	We have to naturalize them all now.
	You can wait for this to happen.
	It's a good one.
	Write it down.
	I wrote it down.
	This is what you can look forward to when she swazzles enough in four years, President Hillary Clinton.
	More Frank Gehry than formal Greek.
	Oh my God!
	Now, for those of you who don't know Frank Gehry, I, personally, I love Frank Gehry as an architect, but this is not the, I mean, it's like, are we going to be high in this world all the time?
	Frank Gehry is like, he is, he's a genius, but he's the one, for people who aren't familiar, just Google it, I mean, he makes these goblin, the best bit was he was on the Simpsons once.
	As a guest star and they were trying to talk him into building the local, uh, the new theater for the, cause they burned it, Homer burnt down the place or something like that.
	And so she goes to Frank Gehry and asks him if he would be the architect of this whole thing.
	And he, she hands him a piece of paper and he, uh, uh, looks at it and says, no, I can't do this.
	This is beneath me.
	And he crumples up the paper and throws it onto the ground.
	And then he looks at the crumpled up paper and he picks it up.
	He goes, Oh my God, there it is.
	I'm a genius.
	The crumpled pieces of paper.
	And that's what his designs look like.
	They look like crumpled up pieces of paper.
	Like the dancing buildings, which I think is one of his more recent pieces.
	I mean, it's fantastic.
	I mean, it's really amazing to look at.
	They're very pretty.
	But is that going to be the foundation of our government?
	Buildings on crack?
	Like a building that looks just too screwy and is very expensive.
	Like we're all expensive and we're all on acid.
	That's basically, that's the message.
	That is the foundation of the new international rules-based order.
	So here's the subtext of this.
	Ready?
	Yeah.
	She wants Frank Gehry to design her house.
	She doesn't.
	It's exactly right.
	You're so right.
	You're spot on.
	I give you a ding for that.
	Of course.
	She's like, I want Frank Gehry to do it for free.
	And I kiss his ass because he doesn't do houses.
	He's not a big house guy.
	But he would for her.
	Yeah.
	So we can put it in the Red Book.
	Frank Gehry designs house.
	Designs house for Hillary.
	A good one.
	Yeah, I'm down with that.
	I hadn't even thought of that angle yet.
	But put it in the book, please.
	That's very good.
	It's very, very good.
	In it goes!
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Uh, and once again, this is Redbook.
	Redbook, Redbook, Redbook, Redbook, Redbook!
	I got it in my hands.
	It's in my hands as we speak.
	What do I always say about the Dreamliner?
	What do I always say about the 787?
	It's plastic and you won't fly in one.
	Thank you, John.
	Tonight, Boeing engineers are blaming outsourcing for the problems the company is having with the Dreamliner.
	This is my theme!
	The Seattle Times talked to engineers who say Boeing is getting poor quality components from subcontractors.
	One 787 electrical engineer says the plane's problem goes beyond So it's both of our theories.
	Yeah, you got the plastic in there.
	the seven eighty sevens that unidentified engineer told the newspaper that the dreamliners power distribution panels have parts that are quote plastic and prone to failure both of its both of our theory at the plan to get there no it's not just like last year prone to failure cheap plastic uh...
	i keep telling you these are plastic planes people Well, it felt fishy to me, too, and the Niners have had history of having kind of corrupt games, even though nobody wants to ever talk about it.
	But I remember they had a game against the Cincinnati, and the guy, Eddie DiBartolo, who was the original owner that brought the team back from, essentially, from the cellar of the league, and made them five times champion, more or less.
	There was always something fishy about every game.
	There'd be, like, one of the top linemen on the other team would mysteriously disappear before the Super Bowl.
	Seriously, there's all these guys who think so.
	I figure the Niners are always going to win because there's this kind of stuff going on.
	I think your theory is basically correct, and I think somebody's going to end up dead in the next three months.
	I think that's very possible.
	And it's probably going to be that dude who killed two people.
	What's his name?
	Yeah, there's the dude who, the player, the dude who killed two people and he got off.
	No, no, he's the... Kill him, he's expendable.
	He's on the Baltimore team.
	They've got to kill somebody.
	No, they've got to kill somebody who made the deal.
	Probably in the Niners organization, or maybe the Baltimore organization.
	Somebody's going to get killed though.
	I'm telling you, kill that guy as a warning.
	Well, we'll see.
	All I know is that if we watch the Red Book, it's in the Red Book, somebody in the league somewhere along the lines of the NFL is going to be mysteriously murdered.
	Yeah!
	But resist, we must.
	Well, listening to this, I came to this interesting kind of a Red Book prediction.
	Okay.
	Bill Clinton will not be alive if Hillary Clinton runs for president.
	Either before she starts her run or during her run, which would actually be better.
	Something's going to happen to him for two reasons.
	One, it would get her in because people would be so sentimental about good old Bill.
	So she'll win easily.
	Oh, can you just see in, oh, I can just see the speeches already.
	You know, in the tradition of the great President Bill Clinton, you know, carrying the torch.
	Oh yeah.
	And more importantly, the Clinton Library, everybody is pretty sure it is so corrupt and rife with donations from Saudi people and there's just a lot of sketchy money in there.
	In fact, all of his organizations have a lot of problems if they were investigated during a Hillary run.
	That will cut that off.
	He's done.
	He's gone.
	He's got nothing to do with me.
	And so she could divorce herself, not from Bill, but from all these organizations that people are very suspicious of.
	And that's what she needs to do.
	She can't be associated with the Clinton Library.
	In fact, this is what everybody said during the last run.
	They said, why don't they start looking at the Clinton Library?
	This is going to get Hillary in trouble.
	Anyway, so that's the Red Book for me.
	So we have, it'll be 2015 to 20, you know, that little period is where he has to be.
	If I was him, I wouldn't be anywhere near the U.S.
	of A.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Now the Jesuit cardinals, the Jesuits in general, from what I understand, I'm not, you know, this is where we need, uh, what's his name?
	Uh, Padre SJ, whatever, from Twit.
	The guy got asked about this.
	We have a lot of Catholic priests that are Jesuits.
	More or less give us the The background on this, and I suspect that between now and next Thursday we'll have a couple of notes.
	But go on.
	Specifically Jesuits are, if you look at South America, they are very much, they come from a Marxist background.
	And I believe the next Pope, and it could even be, I looked up a couple, here's one that's being talked about, Jorge Mario Bergoglio, and he's in Argentina.
	So having a brown-skinned Pope would be great by itself, but to have a Jesuit-slash-Marxist Pope could really be the next piece that is needed for the entire New World Order system of everybody be together, get together, pay your fair share, shut up slaves.
	And be exploited by the elites.
	Yes, correct!
	So, I think that is the more important thing while everyone's looking at the pedophilia angle.
	No one is really talking.
	It's like, oh, just these bunch of guys will go in the room and wait for some smoke and then magically it appears.
	Now, there's a lot going on behind the scenes.
	This Pope business.
	The guy, this is, something is happening here that is extremely important.
	Put it in the red book if you don't mind.
	The Argentinian guy?
	Jesuit Cardinal.
	I don't know if it's the Argentinian guy, but I'd say a Jesuit.
	What would happen if they cut off our PayPal account?
	First of all, put it in the red book.
	They will cut off our PayPal account.
	That is definitely going to happen.
	No doubt about it.
	That's going to, that is so, I'm just waiting.
	I'm waiting for that call where you say, oh man, oh man, they cut off our paper and we didn't get the money out.
	You watch!
	Of course this will happen.
	Someone's going to get pissed off enough, we're going to say something, probably me, and someone's going to put in a call.
	Hey, it could be me!
	No, you're not nasty enough.
	And it's going to happen, of course it's going to happen.
	And then that's when my two-donation segment problem kicks in.
	And then what am I going to do?
	Oh, I've got all these bitcoins.
	No worries.
	Teams over there in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they call him P4, by the way.
	I'm getting messages from our insiders.
	P4 is the code name for Petraeus.
	And he's being railroaded, and I think that this is already, they're working on 2016.
	We need to get Petraeus out of the way, and it is my belief Rand Paul will be the VP with Jeb Bush.
	He's setting himself up for this.
	And I think a lot of people, particularly in the so-called liberty movement, what you might call it, you're being duped by this guy.
	This guy is full of crap.
	I'm sorry.
	What we need to determine... Can I put that in the Red Book?
	Please do.
	Please do.
	Jeb Bush and Ron Paul.
	Rand.
	Rand Paul.
	Prediction for the Red Book.
	Alright, I'm in.
	President Obama is going to visit Israel.
	I think this is his first visit.
	And I am predicting a hostage situation at the Temple Mount with explosions.
	I don't think so.
	Okay.
	But do I get my own page in the book or just because you don't think so?
	No, you don't get a page.
	I write it down and then I highlight it with either a yellow or a pink thing.
	With a marker, right.
	Yes, I will admit I have lost the Red Book.
	It's so bad that you're now being taught to look for coupons for mac and cheese.
	It's not just that you're being served mac and cheese.
	And can I make an, I have to make a Red Book, but this came to me.
	This is so, such an obvious one.
	Such an obvious product that it will happen.
	In fact, I wish I could just take this and license it to the company.
	McDonald's Big Mac and Cheese.
	I mean, how obvious is that?
	It's cute.
	It's cute?
	Yeah, it's cute.
	Hmm.
	Can I license it to them?
	Or will they say, oh, we already thought of that?
	That's what they'll say.
	Living the mac and cheese life.
	Mac and cheese.
	I have no economy here for you.
	Go away.
	There's nothing to see here.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't work out, by the way.
	Well, so far it's working great.
	We love it.
	Yeah, it always looks good in the beginning.
	You'll see.
	You're going to be moving to Dallas if Mickey, you know, manages to get renewed.
	So you've gone anywhere with Austin.
	No, I will not live in Dallas.
	No!
	Absolutely not.
	Our personality, to be honest about it.
	Blow me!
	That's totally, that's so untrue!
	I'm so Austin and so not Dallas.
	I'm not Dallas, what are you talking about?
	You're more conservative than you are a raving lunatic left winger like you're sounding now with this, let's stop building highways and make everyone take a bicycle!
	I'm not understanding why there's not a bicycle lane here!
	They have bicycle lanes all over the place around here and there's no bicycles in them!
	Yeah, there's a lot of bicycles here and it's very dangerous to ride your bike.
	You're in Texas!
	Uh, I'm not a lefty lunatic.
	Dallas is not for me.
	No.
	So I got, you'll see.
	Anyway, so I got the, uh... Oh, you put it in the red book if you're so smart.
	Oh, are you gonna go to Dallas?
	Yeah, I'm not gonna move to Dallas.
	Okay.
	No way.
	If Mickey were to get a full-time gig on Dallas, then I'd make, we'd build into our contract a helicopter rental and I'd fly her.
	Uh-huh.
	You know, they pay per diem and all that, and you get, like, travel money.
	It's real professional.
	Fine.
	You're moving to Dallas.
	You'll like it there.
	It's a great town.
	It's livelier.
	Actually, it's got a lot of stuff going on.
	I don't want that.
	I want to just chill here, you know, watch C-SPAN, you know.
	The argument's over.
	You can say what you want.
	Everyone's heard my point of view.
	All right.
	You put it in the book.
	It's in the book right now.
	It says, move to Dallas.
	And then of course, so the President is going to tell you that it's very hard to predict things.
	Now, we predict things on this show all the time.
	And I would say we have a reasonable ratio of success.
	Yeah, because our predictions are completely off the wall, and we nail it way often.
	So he's going to talk about a Red Book entry, which we have discussed, but the way he brought it to me just made me feel like, John, you and I, we could be President of the United States, we could be running this show, because we can predict.
	Computers have become so small, so universal, so ubiquitous, most of us can't imagine life without them, certainly my kids can't.
	As a consequence, millions... Please, continue with the laughter in the background.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	Your track is great.
	Americans work in fields that didn't exist before their parents were born.
	Watson, the computer that won Jeopardy, is now being used in hospitals across the country to diagnose diseases like cancer.
	Now, we predicted that quite accurately, I think, after Watson won.
	We said, oh, watch, Watson is going to be... It was a giant publicity stunt.
	But listen... That's how much progress has been made in my lifetime, and in many of yours.
	That's how fast we can move when we make the investments.
	But we can't predict.
	Oh?
	You know, what that next big thing will be.
	Yeah, no, we did!
	We accurately predicted that very next big thing that you are now putting a hundred million dollars into.
	And by the way, that whole thing was a kind of a make-good for a similar system that was doing exact same work in the 80s.
	The medical expert systems that came out during our crazy little period there.
	It was between about 1980 and 1985.
	Did that run on Rex?
	Yeah.
	Rex.
	I love Rex.
	I love bringing Rex up.
	Why is it okay to want some guns for protection in rural Iowa but not in urban Chicago?
	Where people are getting shot left and right by gangsters.
	Where people are actually coming up to your door and you don't know where they are and you might want to protect yourself.
	This is what makes no sense to me.
	It's illogical.
	Yet, no one caught, no one questions him on this.
	Of course not, why would they?
	And so, what's this Mark Kelly dude?
	He's the astronaut, Captain Kelly, I'm sorry.
	Captain Kelly.
	So Captain Kelly is Gabby Giffords' husband.
	Gabby Giffords apparently shot, and she seems perfectly normal, looks great, but she can't talk, she talks like this now!
	And I went back and watched some older videos of her, and she always had a weird speech pattern.
	And not dissimilar to what she has now, but it's like, now I guess the brain injury.
	Actually, why wasn't Gabby Giffords up there with President Obama during that Brain Award?
	That would have been perfect.
	Bring her up.
	We can help Gabby Giffords to walk and talk again.
	That actually would have been a good idea.
	I mean, what were they thinking, those idiots?
	Perfect, perfect.
	Now, because they're on the gun beat.
	I was thinking about this with some other situation that recently occurred, where I was thinking, why don't they put somebody up, this guy up there?
	I'll think of it in a minute, but it's another one.
	What are they thinking?
	Well, it's interesting, this Mark Kelly, I've been following him, and now he went too far.
	So he is, he is replicating, I mean, they have, Tattooed the talking points onto his ass.
	I guess he either wants to become a politician, he wants to run for something, or he's been promised something, or maybe he's just doing it for dear life.
	I don't know.
	I think he nailed it.
	I'm going to put it in the red book.
	He's going to take her spot.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to light!
	And I want to reiterate very clearly, and you and I, John, will probably both be just getting by and doing the show, but in maybe five years from now, I will say, please bring out the red book around episode 500, because I won't remember, it'll be 502.
	And I'll say, remember when we said that they were going to get the mental health records, and it's going to be your doctors now who will give up, it'll be required, give up the mental health records so you can't have a gun, but it's going to be used for everything.
	Sorry you can't drive.
	Oh, sorry, you can't be a teacher.
	I'm sorry, you can't even be near children.
	You can't go to the pool.
	You can't be in a public place.
	You can't go to a theater.
	You can't have a phone.
	You just can't.
	You can't have.
	And that is the danger.
	So our president is leading this common sense legislation that is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen, and it's not about guns.
	It really isn't.
	It's about controlling your every single move, and here's proof, as we hear now, of James Holmes that the psychiatrist knew, but it didn't get through the proper channels, that he was crazy.
	We're learning about new warnings about accused Colorado theater gunman James Holmes from his psychiatrist.
	Newly released documents say University of Colorado Denver psychiatrist Dr. Lynn Felton warned campus police in June that Holmes had homicidal thoughts and was a danger to the public.
	She also said Holmes began to send her threatening text messages after he stopped going to her for counseling.
	Her warning came barely a month before the July 20th attack.
	The documents also list items police collected from Holmes' apartment, including 50 cans and bottles of beer, a Batman mask, paper shooting targets, and prescription medications for anxiety and depression.
	Last week, Holmes offered to plead guilty in the attack that killed 12 people and injured 70.
	Prosecutors rejected the offer and said they would seek the death penalty.
	So if this guy actually did it and if he did act alone and all that is up in the air, it doesn't matter.
	We've been over that a hundred times with you.
	It is of course obvious that the medication for anxiety and depression might have something to do with it when you take into account that the actual disclaimer in the advertising says you may have suicidal thoughts.
	So, but that's not what's going to be used here.
	Instead, it's going to be, we need a system so that this psychiatrist could send the information to the appropriate authorities so we could take care of the slave right then and there.
	So they will, they figure they can get more money.
	I mean, how much more money does Bill Clinton need?
	I mean, he's already, he's halfway to the grave and he's still trying to make as much money as he can.
	Well, now of course we have Chelsea, who is... Oh yeah, well of course, that's in the red book.
	That one that Chelsea would run?
	Yeah, of course it's in the Red Book.
	Long ago in the Red Book.
	So when we first saw Chelsea do something, we figured she was going to run for something.
	She didn't run for Congressman in Southern California.
	I didn't clip it, but... And by the way, for the way she's... For the woman she's turned out to be, she's a great speaker.
	She's very, very good.
	And she was being interviewed, I don't know, probably ABC, and some friendly compromised news network.
	And it's like, well, are you going to run?
	She's like, well, no, but you know, should I feel that there's a, an obvious need?
	Oh yeah, here we go.
	Yeah.
	Should I feel that there's an obvious need for better representation?
	I'll run if drafted.
	No, no, no.
	She's like, I'm very happy with my current representation.
	But should I feel that that's different, then I will.
	Yeah, I'll move to some place where I'm not happy with those people there in Southern Nevada.
	So then I can go run there.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Let me stay.
	Could you have the red book there?
	Could you just put an entry in?
	I need you to put something in.
	I'm going to do that.
	Let me get to the right page.
	I date the pages.
	I haven't opened the setup yet for 2018.
	2013.
	Okay, go.
	Unicorns and rainbows will populate the earth.
	Okay, I won't write any more than you and I have done.
	I'm not writing anything.
	You're just making a fool of me.
	No, no, no, no.
	Miss Mickey specifically asked me if I could put something beautiful and nice in the Red Book.
	What about the dolphins?
	What about the dolphins?
	I don't remember the dolphin Red Book.
	Well, if you got the unicorns and you got the dolphins.
	Oh, you're right.
	Butterflies.
	Butterflies.
	She's so angry.
	She's so angry.
	You guys put nasty stuff in this red book and it comes true.
	No, no.
	She says, put something nice in it.
	For once.
	Let me take you back two weeks in time.
	Actually, JC's sitting in the room kibitzing.
	I'll put something nice in here.
	John and Adam will get a million dollars.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	From?
	A million dollar donation.
	Donation, yes.
	For the end of the year.
	Okay, very nice.
	Yeah, that's nice.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Each.
	Each.
	There you go.
	Now, well, there's a Red Book wasted.
	Put it in the book.
	Put it in the book.
	Put it in the Red Book.
	Well, there it is.
	Many predictions still to come.
	Yeah?
	Jury's still out.
	Some of them are kind of wacky.
	That was a great show.
	I hope people appreciate the work that went into it.
	Sir Conference, thank you so much for being our executive producer and appropriately credited everywhere.
	Fantastic job.
	And I don't think we'll ever have a Redbook show like that again.
	This Redbook special was the one.
	That was a good one.
	That's the way to do it.
	You're always still putting stuff in the red book, but I don't think we're going to accumulate that much.
	Well, we are going to 2028 before we retire.
	That's like 12, 15 years of accumulation.
	Thank you all very much for listening.
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	I'm Adam Curry.
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