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	Newcomers!
	There it is!
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Devorah.
	And Sunday, March 10th, 2024, this is your award-winning Gilmore Nation media assassination episode 1641.
	This is no agenda.
	From the middle out and bottom up and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas hill country here in FEMA region number six.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where it's Oscar plagiarism night, I'm John C. DeWrat.
	It's Crack Vaughn, Buck Hill.
	In the morning.
	Wait a minute.
	Okay, thanks for reminding me.
	It's Oscar night, but it's Oscars Oscar plagiarism night?
	Yeah, just before the Oscars, a guy wrote a screenplay claims.
	Oh, this is good.
	That the Holdovers, which is nominated for Best Original Screenplay by a writer who coincidentally, this is his first movie screenplay, stole his screenplay, which was called Frisco, and it's been floating around Hollywood for a while, and he says it's line-by-line plagiarism!
	Oh no!
	The WGA won't do anything about it because they just don't have, they're just ball-less.
	They won't take anybody's side.
	So it's gonna go to court.
	But meanwhile, The Holdovers is nominated for Best Original Screenplay!
	And could win!
	I don't even know what this is, The Holdovers.
	I don't know any of the movies that are out now.
	Of course not.
	They all suck.
	Oh, there you go.
	That's the answer.
	Are there all movies that have been on the streamers?
	Is that basically... No, a lot of them.
	Well, there's Oppenheimer, you know, that one.
	I actually haven't seen that.
	I haven't seen Oppenheimer.
	Yeah, I've got a screener, but I haven't watched it because it's just a little... These movies are too long.
	Hey, are you a member of the Academy?
	I have access to screeners.
	Yeah, but not if you're a member of the Academy, but if you're not a member of the Academy.
	Actually, those are different screeners.
	Oh, okay.
	I think you're trying to backtrack out of it.
	You're blowing your cover.
	Someone is leaking you screeners.
	Illegally.
	There's nothing illegal about it.
	I'm not distributing them.
	Are you sure?
	Besides the point, the movie's already out on Netflix, so I don't need a screener.
	I'm just saying I have one.
	Okay, okay.
	Have you watched it?
	I haven't watched it.
	No, I just said it's too long.
	I don't watch it.
	I'm having trouble watching movies now because they drag on too long and they're too melodramatic.
	No, that's not why.
	The reason why you have trouble watching movies is because A, you're watching too much TikTok short form content, and B, you're listening to podcasts at double speed.
	You have no patience for art anymore.
	You have no patience for art.
	That's what happens.
	That's how it goes down.
	It's not art.
	What's not art?
	Podcasts?
	No, these movies.
	Oh, exactly.
	I couldn't even sit through 10 minutes of Barbie.
	Oh, Barbie is impossible to watch.
	Although you told me I should watch it.
	No, I didn't.
	I said you won't get through 10 minutes of it.
	Oh, well, you were right.
	Now, of course, the true art, we all watched it.
	We all watched the art of Joe Biden, State of the Union, everybody.
	It's always the same every year.
	Oh, I can't wait to hear what Adam and John have to say about it.
	Yeah, I'm quite a bit to say about it.
	Well, the first thing I'd like to say, and then I'll let you take, I mean, I have response clips from from around.
	I don't have response clips for one.
	No, this is why we're, this is why there's two of us.
	But I first need to say that you were right.
	You were absolutely right.
	I couldn't believe it.
	But when I saw Lloyd Austin being played by Dave Chappelle, I knew that you were right.
	Does he not look like Dave Chappelle now?
	He doesn't look right.
	From behind, kind of on the side, it's like Dave Chappelle.
	He's got the same kind of gait.
	He's, I don't know, he's very odd.
	I think you're right.
	I think they've replaced Lloyd Austin.
	Well, his shoulders aren't what they once were.
	How does that work?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	And both the 2022, the 2023, you even put it in the newsletter, State of the Union speeches had many of the same... Tropes.
	Yeah, same tropes.
	So why don't you give us a little rundown?
	John, you're usually pretty good at this.
	Well, first of all, let's start with a...
	I'm very disap— I'm shocked by this, by the way, that this beginning is not about the speech, it's about Tucker Carlson.
	No.
	Tucker Carlson comes out on it, and I thought, okay, this is— I actually, when I ran it, and then I went back to the speech, I said, this must be about something else, and I had to go back and re-find it, and then reload it, and said, no, this Tucker talking, it was up, and still up as far as I know.
	I want to play And now I'm not a Tucker fan anymore.
	Uh-oh.
	Now Tucker did a response to the State of the Union live.
	He has up on his site the following response.
	This clip is Tucker what?
	And then I'm going to play what Tucker said he heard.
	I don't think Tucker even listened to the speech.
	I think he's got writers and I think one of them screwed him over because this is a pack of lies.
	A man who has no problem at all denouncing his fellow Americans or putting his political opponents in prison as he has done.
	And that was all on display tonight.
	That was possibly the darkest, most un-American speech ever given by an American president.
	In fact, it wasn't a speech.
	It was a rant entirely lacking in decency or generosity to his fellow Americans.
	In Joe Biden's very first sentence, he compared Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler.
	He did not describe Trump as the other party's candidate, which he is, a political opponent in a country that's had peaceful elections for 250 years.
	No.
	According to Joe Biden, Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler.
	He is an existential threat to freedom and democracy.
	Wow, that's interesting that you picked up on that.
	We too watched the Tucker response, and I was just mad because I lost all my prop bets because Biden didn't say Trump, he said my predecessor.
	That was very disappointing.
	You didn't make any prop bets, but it's a nice try.
	Get into your disappointment about Tucker.
	So Tucker says in his very first sentence, he compares Trump to Hitler and he goes on.
	This is bull crap.
	This is a blatant lie.
	Wow.
	In fact, let's listen to Biden's first sentence, not his first sentence, his first five or six sentences.
	And you tell me what Tucker's talking about.
	Good evening.
	Good evening.
	If I were smart, I'd go home now.
	Not bad, by the way.
	Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans, in January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nations.
	And he said, I address you in a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union.
	Hitler was on the march.
	War was raging in Europe.
	President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary time.
	Okay, it's not his very first sentence, but I think the inference might have been... No!
	Okay, I'm not even going to challenge you.
	You're fiery!
	He went right from that, what he just said, to Ukraine.
	He didn't talk about Trump.
	He never compared Trump to Hitler.
	Tucker was lying, assuming that nobody, you know, I can imagine a lot of people aren't going to listen to the stupid Biden speech and they're going to just listen to Tucker.
	But Tucker, this was a blatant lie by Tucker.
	Do you think this is an example of controlled opportunism?
	Could be.
	But meanwhile, so Biden had plenty to say that was bad.
	First of all, I think we can agree he was jacked up.
	Oh, he's totally jacked up.
	It was amazing how jacked he was.
	I mean, I had people calling me saying, can you get me what he's on?
	Well, it's Adderall, cocaine, probably a few other things.
	You figure it out yourself.
	Okay.
	Um, so let's have a few, I have like a lot of clips, but they're all short.
	Except for one, which is his worst clip, and I'll save that for later.
	Let's start with the one that got my attention that made me want to do a lot of clipping, which is this, it was very subtle.
	This is very much at the end of the speech, and this is Biden's banning AI.
	Pass bipartisan privacy legislation to protect our children online.
	Harness.
	Harness the promise of A.I.
	to protect us from peril.
	Ban A.I.
	voice impersonations and more.
	I know.
	We have a great one for the end of show.
	We can still play it before it's banned.
	Banned AI impersonations.
	You're gonna ban stand-up comedy when you get when some guy does an impersonation?
	Why would, you know, this, did he even say this?
	Ban AI voice impersonations.
	This is what he said.
	It was right in the middle of a lot of applause lines.
	Yeah, I heard it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Yeah, I heard it.
	I don't know if anybody paid any attention.
	The media sure didn't say anything about it.
	Here's another whopper.
	This is a classic.
	You know about Climate Corps?
	Oh yeah.
	I'm taking the most significant action ever on climate in the history of the world.
	I'm cutting our carbon emissions in half by 2030.
	Creating tens of thousands of clean energy jobs like the IBEW workers building and installing 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations.
	Conserving 30% of America's lands and waters by 2030.
	Taking action on environmental justice, fence line communities smothered by the legacy of pollution.
	In pattern after the Peace Corps and America Corps, I launched the Climate Corps to put 20,000 young people to work in the forefront of our clean energy future.
	I'll triple that number in a decade.
	I have some questions about this and a comment.
	Are there actually 20,000 brown shirts already in play?
	Have we hired them?
	It's hard to say and how's he personally going to triple it in a decade?
	He's going to be out of office in four years if he got re-elected.
	How's he, unless he expects to be king, going to triple it in a decade?
	The thing that bothers me the most about this is this is the most laughed about topic in the media.
	I mean, we laugh about it, we joke about it, but this is actually the silent killer.
	I mean, yeah, transgender, all the LGBTQ, all the woke stuff.
	Yeah, okay, that's really bad.
	But this is the one that is the best funded.
	It's been creeping up on us and one day they're going to flip the switch and it will be too late.
	I tell everybody, don't be so cavalier about this climate change chatter.
	It really has to be stopped because all parties are in on it.
	There's too much money and that's the one that's going to come to bite us in the butt.
	No wonder.
	I'm not going to argue with that.
	I'm not asking anyone.
	By the way, before he even got elected president, he was talking about these 500,000 chargers.
	Where are these things?
	He's been doing that for three years.
	Every state of the union, he's been talking about the chargers.
	There's no chargers!
	Let's go with... Now here's a... I'm just going to play this clip.
	This is the heckler and gaffe clip.
	To state the obvious, all Americans deserve the freedom to be safe.
	And America is safer today than when I took office.
	The year before I took office, murder rates went up 30%.
	30% they went up.
	The biggest increase in history.
	It was then.
	Through my American Rescue Plan, which every American voted against, I'm mad at.
	Every American voted against it?
	I didn't even catch that.
	Every American voted against it?
	Americans didn't even vote for it!
	Can I play a quick clip about who that heckler was?
	Do you know?
	Yes, I would like to know, because I know he's a Gold Star family member.
	I don't know what he yelled, and you might have that.
	The father of a fallen Marine who shouted at President Biden during a State of the Union address has been arrested.
	The biggest increase in history.
	Capitol Police escorted the 51-year-old gold star father out of the chamber after his outburst.
	We have learned he has just bonded out.
	Yeah, that's right, Nicole.
	We've learned the House Sergeant-at-Arms arrested Steve Nakui on the spot, charging him with crowding, obstructing, and incommoding.
	The United States Capitol Police tell NewsNation this is a routine misdemeanor charge on Capitol Hill.
	If you didn't catch it, you can hear Nakoui yell, Abigail, and United States Marines, a direct reference to the bombing in Kabul that killed his son, Lance Corporal Kareem Nakoui, 12 other U.S.
	service members, and dozens of Afghans.
	Nakoui has been an outspoken critic of President Biden and his handling of the American withdrawal from Afghanistan.
	He and other Gold Star families have appeared on NewsNation in the past, in fact, and he's even testified in front of Congress.
	It's really quite sad that that guy is just painted off as kind of a heckler.
	Because it's tragic.
	And it was a U.S.
	switchblade bomb that killed him.
	Yeah.
	And where does the guy get attention?
	News Nation.
	Yeah, it's pathetic.
	I haven't heard anything on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, or even Fox.
	Do you remember when Trump just said jack about some gold star family that was at some convention and they gave Trump nothing but grief?
	Meanwhile, this guy gets arrested?
	Yeah.
	Sad.
	All right, here we go.
	Here is the short clip.
	This is lies about SS Social Security.
	Tonight, let's all agree once again to stand up for seniors.
	Many of my friends on the other side of Iowa want to put Social Security on the chopping block.
	If anyone here tries to cut Social Security, Medicare, or raise the retirement age, I will stop you.
	He does this one too.
	How many times have we heard this?
	Republicans want to take away your social security.
	Oh, people vote for me.
	Yeah.
	That's a good one.
	Because I think there's one Republican who's... But it's beside the point.
	It's like the retirement age has been creeping up year after year.
	He hasn't stopped that.
	No, he hasn't.
	My retirement age was 65.
	Mimi's is like 68 or 67.
	Wait a minute.
	When's mine?
	By the time you get there?
	70?
	I'm guessing 70.
	Hey, I'm almost 60.
	Really?
	You think so?
	You'll never make it.
	In fact, you'll be chasing it.
	Please help me!
	I can just grab on with my fingernails!
	Oh man.
	Yeah!
	Tina said, she says, because I guess you can start, you can take early retirement at 62?
	You have to take a penalty.
	So you have to do a calculation.
	This is a very simple thing to do.
	You can calculate your total return over X number of years and you have a date where when you die, if you die on that day, You're good.
	You're made out.
	But if you keep living... Oh no!
	You're losing your ass.
	Well, here's her plan.
	She says, I'm taking my early retirement at 62 and I'm investing every penny in Bitcoin.
	Well, I think that'll be good.
	When you guys are roaming around with your shopping carts out there in Fredericksburg, don't call me.
	Okay.
	A reminder.
	Alright, don't call John.
	Unless you want to do another podcast.
	Okay.
	I love you, John C. DeVore.
	You're hilarious.
	So let's go with, here's another classic.
	This is just another numbers game.
	Play this minimum 25% tax on the billionaires.
	I propose a minimum tax for billionaires of 25%, just 25%.
	You know what that would raise?
	That would raise $500 billion over the next 10 years.
	Imagine what that could do for America.
	Imagine a future with affordable child care.
	Millions of families can get the need to go to work to help grow the economy.
	It's nothing.
	That won't even fill the pot.
	Imagine in 10 years, you know, when Tina and I are at the Aldi pushing our shopping carts.
	You know, $50 billion will be like a tip.
	$50 billion is less.
	They want to throw $65 to $90 billion right at Ukraine tomorrow.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Why 25%?
	I mean, billionaires usually don't have an income.
	No, they don't.
	Their income is just cashing out.
	Wait, can we call this virtue signaling?
	Maybe that's what it is.
	Of course, the whole billionaire thing is bullcrap.
	People in America love billionaires.
	We love our billionaires.
	We love to go, look at that guy.
	I want to be like him.
	How do I become like him?
	So here's another one.
	Now he's going to tell us about China.
	Yeah.
	And we're standing up against China's unfair economic practices.
	We're standing up for peace and stability across the Taiwan Straits.
	I've revitalized our partnership and alliance in the Pacific, India, Australia, Japan, South Korea, the Pacific Islands.
	I I've made sure that the most advanced American technologies can't be used in China, not allowing to trade them there.
	Frankly, for all this tough talk on China, it never occurred to my predecessor to do any of that.
	I want competition with China, not conflict.
	We're in a stronger position to win the conflict of the 21st century against China than anyone else for that matter, than any time as well.
	Oh man, just as a little tease, we're gonna do a little teaser here.
	A teaser since you brought up Joe Biden talk about China.
	Here's a teaser for later on in the show.
	China is preparing for a sea war against India and America.
	Alright, there you go.
	Okay, I expect that to be dynamite.
	So the funny thing during this whole thing was watching Mike Johnson.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, he has a lot to learn.
	All he was doing is shaking his head, like, oh no.
	He rolled his eyes once.
	I said that he never did, but I saw it.
	He's not the best yet as being a scene stealer, but he could become one.
	I mean, not like Pelosi ripping up the speech and stuff.
	That was good.
	You know, he didn't do any of that.
	No, he's not going to rip up the speech, but he did have a lot of head, very subtle.
	It was good.
	I liked the way he did it because it was just enough to steal the scene, to catch your eyes.
	And meanwhile, and did you also notice that, I don't have this clip, but Did you notice that when Biden says to release all marijuana users, the speed in which Kamala Harris jumped to her feet?
	I did not.
	I missed that one.
	Oh my God!
	She almost hit the ceiling.
	I missed that one.
	She triggered the applause for the rest of it.
	Let's go with this, now this one here is kind of, it gets picked up, it's in our end of show mix, but I want to play this and discuss it, the Snickers bars.
	Too many corporations!
	Raise prices to pad the profits.
	Charging more and more for less and less.
	That's our cracking down on corporations that engage in price gouging and deceptive pricing.
	At this point, by the way, he's slurring his words.
	He's got the same kind of energy, but he just... Almost all the clips I have, except that first one, are at the 35-minute mark and beyond.
	He starts to slur and he's yelling more.
	And the thing is, it's not necessary.
	This is what I don't understand.
	Why doesn't someone say, Mr. President, just be calm.
	It's okay.
	I mean, I guess that's impossible with the cocktail that they have injected him with.
	It just doesn't work.
	From food to healthcare to housing.
	In fact, the snack companies think you won't notice if they change the size of the bag and put a hell of a lot fewer... Same size bag.
	Put fewer chips in it.
	No, I'm not joking.
	It's called shrink-placing.
	Pass Bobby Casey's bill and stop this.
	I really mean it.
	You probably all saw that commercial on Snickers bars.
	You get to charge the same amount, and you got about, I don't know, 10% fewer Snickers in it.
	Look, does a Snickers bar have... is it bits of pieces?
	What's in there that you have 10% fewer Snickers?
	He's never had a Snickers bar in his life.
	The man doesn't know what he's talking about.
	He thinks it's like M&M's or something?
	What is he considering?
	I don't know.
	Let's skip, before I get to the last good clip, which is the best one, I want to play Trump on the Biden State of the Union because he has, Trump has some new material he's using.
	All right.
	This is some of it.
	By far the most disgraceful part of Joe Biden's disservice is the divisive and angry speech.
	It's so, so angry.
	Our great first lady said, I think he's very angry.
	You know why he's angry?
	Because he doesn't know what he's doing.
	Screaming, screaming and then coughing.
	Wow.
	And he's always using the right hand.
	He shakes his hand, then he gets off the stage.
	Did you notice nobody wanted to shake his hand?
	I wouldn't have.
	I'm a great American, but I don't know if I want to go there.
	Now, he's always coughing into his hand.
	And that's, it's not a real cough.
	It's a nervous habit.
	It's got to stop.
	That's because it was no real cough.
	He just goes.
	And then you turn to fake news CNN.
	Oh, their light just went off.
	The red light just went off.
	What do you think of that, Jim?
	Damn it.
	That's my fault.
	I waited too long.
	You have to hit him fast.
	Before they can turn it off.
	No, just one off.
	That's all right.
	And they'll say the speech was brilliant, not since FDR.
	You know, FDR was a great orator.
	Beautiful tone, beautiful.
	He was born in a very patrician area, to put it mildly.
	Very rich, very patrician.
	Beautiful accent, beautiful words.
	He was a great speaker.
	And they said, not since FDR has a speech been so beautifully delivered.
	Do you believe this?
	No, do you believe this?
	Can I do another tease?
	Yes, please.
	Another tease for coming up in this show.
	Trump was also, President Trump was also on his Truth Social.
	And he was, and of course, this gets retweeted on X and delivered everywhere.
	And he wrote, you're welcome, Joe.
	Nine month approval time versus 12 years.
	That would have taken you.
	The pandemic no longer controls our lives.
	The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to help heat cancer.
	Beat cancer.
	Turning setback into comeback.
	And this was controversial.
	Yeah, yeah.
	To say the least.
	And I have an analysis of that statement coming up in today's broadcast.
	Oh, you're just going to tease us out?
	Well, yeah, I mean, yes.
	OK, I'm going to hold for teases.
	I mean, this will keep people listening through this boring old man.
	Before I get to the last biting clip, I'll play one more Trump then.
	This is another new schtick that he does because Trump is like the Grateful Dead.
	Okay.
	He's got these groupies that follow him all over the place.
	And listen to this.
	Which one?
	Suburban Housewives?
	It's the only other one.
	It's the Trump Suburban Housewives.
	They talk about Suburban Housewives.
	And look at that.
	These are Suburban Housewives from North Carolina.
	They followed me.
	This is their 117th rally.
	The 117th rally, you believe that?
	117.
	I don't know what the hell their husbands are doing.
	They're home alone saying, is my wife okay?
	No, I mean, we're not so far, but you know when they go out to Texas and California, there's like 40 of them, and they look great, but I don't think the husbands can be too happy.
	Are your husbands happy about this?
	Are they okay with it?
	Yes.
	Well, you have very nice husbands, I'll tell you.
	That's Moms for Liberty, no doubt.
	That's what he's talking about.
	Well, they definitely form a pack.
	Oh, yeah.
	And off they go.
	Oh, they're fiery!
	So here we are.
	This is, I consider, the worst moment of the speech, where he discusses the border bill and tries to... He's fumbling and mumbling.
	He says weird things.
	He's being heckled.
	And here we go.
	New emergency authority temporarily shut down the border when the number of migrants at the border is overwhelming.
	The Border Patrol Union has endorsed this bill.
	The Federal Chamber of Commerce isn't.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You're saying, look at the facts.
	Now they had a shot of Lankford during this.
	Did you notice that?
	Yeah, Lankford's kind of a red-headed guy.
	Yeah, now he's a Republican.
	It's his bill.
	Yeah, well, he's cooperated with the bill.
	He's co-sponsor.
	Yeah, and he's sitting there going, that's true.
	Mouthing, that's true.
	Yeah, it was a good catch.
	Do you think it was staged?
	I would say so.
	I know you know how to read.
	I believe that given the opportunity for a majority in the House and Senate, would endorse the bill as well, a majority right now.
	But unfortunately, politics has derailed this bill so far.
	I'm told my predecessor called members of Congress in the Senate to demand they block the bill.
	He feels a political win, he viewed it as a political win for me and a political loser for him.
	It's not about him, it's not about me.
	I'd be a winner Not really.
	Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.
	That's right.
	But how many of thousands of people being killed by legals?
	To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you, having lost children myself.
	I understand.
	But look, if we change the dynamic at the border, people pay these smugglers $8,000 to get across the border.
	Because they know if they get by, if they get by and let into the country, it's six to eight years before they have a hearing.
	And it's worth taking the chance of the $8,000.
	But, but, If it's only six weeks, the idea is it's highly unlikely that people will pay that money and come all that way knowing that they'll be able to be kicked out quickly.
	I would respectfully suggest to my Republican friends and to the American people, get this bill done.
	We need to act now.
	So this was very irksome to me for a number of reasons.
	One, right now the president could take any executive action he wants.
	The bill was filled with bullcrap for agencies to transport migrants.
	Newcomers, I should say, to transport them, to get them to homes.
	It was full of NGO money.
	And, oh no, well, there'll be more agents to process them.
	He could close the border.
	We can just close the border.
	It's not that hard.
	And so instead, people are now arguing about Lakin Riley, which he pronounces Lincoln.
	Yeah, nice work.
	So everyone's distracted by just the Not even knowing that, I mean, it's ridiculous that we have both political parties and Trump, I mean, Biden is, Democrats are blaming Trump for her death because he told, he called everybody up and said, don't vote for that bill.
	The bill, the border can be closed today at any moment.
	It's ridiculous.
	It's our border.
	You can close.
	It's not like, oh, we don't have any legal way to do it.
	Bullcrap!
	Close, close for business.
	It's that simple.
	So instead we devolve into this never-ending argument about nonsense.
	Nonsense.
	And I'm going to blame Marjorie Taylor Greene for perpetuating that.
	No.
	With her MAGA hat.
	No, really.
	Unnecessary.
	Unnecessary.
	All right, so now I want to play some responses.
	Well, I do want to say that I don't blame Marjorie Taylor Greene for that.
	I think she's a showboater.
	There's no doubt about that.
	Well, that's what I'm talking about.
	She's perpetuating a nonsense conversation.
	Well.
	Yes, it's a nonsense conversation.
	Like you said, wouldn't it be a nonsense conversation?
	All you do is close the border.
	It's been done before.
	Why doesn't she say that?
	She didn't say anything from what I can tell.
	Exactly.
	Let's listen to a couple responses.
	I'll just jump around because I don't want to stay on this too long.
	There are other more important things happening in the world, but we need to go and listen to some fawning response from the so-called Republican consultant Anna Navarro on The View.
	I have been saying for months and months and months that Joe Biden is old.
	Yes.
	He's slower of step.
	Yes.
	But he is far from being incoherent, from having dementia, from not being in charge.
	Yesterday, he showed he is engaged.
	He was impassioned.
	He was pissed off.
	Scranton Joe showed up and fought.
	He had his gloves on from moment one.
	I loved the ending.
	I love that line.
	And I hope to hear it over and over again.
	I may be old.
	But my ideas are not old.
	And the contrast between, you know, I'm about the future and I'm about restoring rights.
	I'm not about retribution.
	I'm not about revenge.
	That's not me.
	I think that binary choice, reminding us over and over again.
	And all I can tell you is that by the time this thing ended, I was in my hotel room like all of those Democrats where they're going for more years.
	Yeah.
	For more years.
	OK.
	For more years.
	All righty.
	What a tard.
	So then now and I'm going to give it to the ladies of the view on this one.
	The way it works in the United States, you have a State of the Union, then the opposing party.
	There's only one, apparently.
	We don't have any other third parties.
	Like the guy, why don't we have the guy with the boot on his head?
	The rent's too high guy.
	He should be doing a response.
	He died.
	He's dead?
	I think so, yeah.
	Vermin Supreme?
	Whatever his name was, but the rent's too high guy, the New York guy with the black guy with a beard.
	Yeah, with the boot on his head.
	As far as I know, he's dead.
	And the free pony for everybody.
	I don't know about that guy.
	Yeah, that's the same guy who's gonna give everybody... Well, whatever the case is, as far as I know, he's dead.
	Well, they could have had Bobby the Op.
	Anyone could have done something, but no.
	Bobby would be good.
	Bobby the Op would be perfect.
	So instead, they bring out... We're going to some woman's kitchen.
	Katie Britt.
	The View had comments.
	Right now...
	The American dream has turned into a nightmare.
	President Biden's border policies are a disgrace.
	The American people are scraping by while President Biden proudly proclaims that Bidenomics is working.
	Goodness, y'all.
	Bless his heart.
	We hear you.
	And we stand with you.
	Get some medication, Katie.
	I haven't seen acting that bad since my wedding night.
	So, which genius in that party decided that she was the perfect spokesperson?
	I've never seen mood swings like this.
	One minute she's like... Then she's like... Then she's like, I'm gonna take a knife and stab you.
	Then she's laughing like an idiot.
	I mean, what's wrong with her?
	She's like Sybil.
	A disaster from start to finish.
	And actually, Katie Britt is somebody who's a serious person with policy chops.
	Democratic senators will tell you they respect her.
	But it's Women's History Month.
	It's International Women's Day.
	And we put the senator in the kitchen.
	Like, women can be wives.
	I'd be moms.
	They're in front of a podium.
	But then she started talking about, and I speak to parents, I speak to moms, and she talks about her kitchen table.
	There are more than four or five references.
	And what I thought is, don't lie to a fellow mom.
	Who can come home with young children or children at all and sit at that damn table?
	That has not happened since the 1950s.
	A very poor choice of response candidates.
	It was atrocious.
	It was too long.
	Yeah, I disagree.
	I disagree a lot.
	You thought it was good?
	Well, the reason was because of what they were trying to do.
	I mean, I thought the kitchen was a bit much.
	By the way, when she says that people don't sit around the dining room table anymore, it's bullcrap.
	When we do dinners here.
	Yeah, but get to her.
	Get to her.
	This is surprising to me.
	Okay, the reason they chose her is because she is the youngest senator, period.
	And they want to contrast Joe's old age with someone youthful.
	And to be honest about it, I think she's somewhat pretty, which kind of belies the old politics are for ugly people.
	She's a good-looking woman.
	And I think the contrast was meant to be, that was what you're supposed to be thinking in the back of your mind.
	That was the contrast.
	Young, young, super young, and old, old, super old.
	The messages, the messages in between were meaningless.
	I thought her delivery sucked.
	Her delivery was horrific.
	If the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group was not consulted, we would have helped her through all the awkwardness.
	It was a really crap delivery.
	I didn't think it was that bad.
	Vermin Supreme, by the way, just called.
	He's very much alive.
	He is running for the Democratic nominee.
	FYI.
	I was under the impression that he died about three or four or five years ago.
	No, no.
	I haven't heard from him.
	He's very much here.
	Well, no, of course not!
	We're not going to let this nut job on the stage, but he's running as a Democrat.
	And he is on the ballot in New Hampshire.
	Go for it.
	Go, man.
	Go Vermin.
	Vermin Supreme.
	Here's CNN discussing the Katie Britt appearance.
	Having Katie Britt, a woman, do this State of the Union rebuttal from her kitchen table perhaps sent the wrong message to This was the universal outrage amongst the M5M.
	Oh my God, traditional women's roles!
	That's not good!
	The women voters.
	But let's set that aside and show a little bit of... So Katie Britt, she is the youngest Republican woman elected to the Senate.
	She's from Alabama.
	She was actually a longtime congressional aide, so she's very well known on the Hill.
	She's also on President Trump's short list to potentially be vice president.
	Let's watch a little bit of her address.
	Now do you think this is true that she's actually on the shortlist?
	No.
	To be VP?
	They just said it.
	They all universally were saying this.
	It was quite interesting.
	Right now, our Commander-in-Chief is not in command.
	The free world deserves better than a dithering and diminished leader.
	So she has, Furnish, I'm interested in what you're hearing from your sources about her performance.
	I gotta say, this is like the toughest assignment in politics.
	Like, no one ever really comes out of this looking a lot shinier than when they went in for whatever reason.
	I mean, it's incredibly difficult to follow the president.
	Marco Rubio, of course, had it famously.
	There was a water bottle involved.
	What have you been hearing about how people think she performed?
	I mean, the expectations for Katie Britt were, you know, astronomical, especially because in a lot of ways she was handpicked by the by former President Donald Trump himself.
	You know, he called her up and said, you know, what is going on with IVF?
	She was the woman of the moment.
	She was able to get Republicans over this really difficult issue, which is reproductive rights in this election cycle.
	And, you know, there's high expectations for her.
	I think that, you know, from what I've heard from many Republicans is that, you know, she seemed Um, the tone was not maybe in line with some of the things she was saying.
	There was a bit of drama there.
	Yeah.
	That maybe necessarily didn't... You could see that a little bit.
	I mean, she's sitting in her kitchen... Yeah, I think maybe objectively you could say that.
	It didn't meet the moment.
	Um, but yeah, I mean, expectations for her were sky high.
	She's seen as a rising star, and like you said, she's on the short list for the vice presidency.
	Yeah, there it is again.
	Short list for the vice presidency.
	By the way, the Rent to High guy is not Vermin Supreme.
	That's Jimmy McMillan.
	And he is also still alive.
	But he's not running this year.
	All right, just a couple more just to give us a flavor.
	As the show goes on, we'll eventually straighten this out.
	Someone's dead.
	We know someone died, we just don't know which guy it was.
	Here's MSNBC, it's always the most fun.
	Joe Scarborough, Jen Psaki.
	What's there for Stephanie Rule?
	All these people who are just useless commenting.
	And I said in all of the State of the Unions, I've been in that i that i've watched on tv through the years i've never seen one side so deflated as the republicans it's as if they understood they have no argument donald trump has pushed them into such a corner such an extreme corner that they're just it's easy pickings i mean just watching mike johnson's facial expressions yes the night which he felt like he didn't know what Like, was he clapping under the desk?
	He was clapping.
	He stood at one point.
	That was the only ones.
	Yeah, it's tricky for them.
	I mean, also, it tells you a lot about the party, though, that they didn't stand when the president was talking about standing up for democracy and against, you know, Um, Nazis and against Hitler!
	Curing cancer!
	Curing cancer!
	Buying American!
	Buying American!
	It was crazy!
	These are, you know, helping kids get a leg up.
	I mean, these are moments which should be bipartisan.
	And if you're watching in public, you're first wondering, who's Mike Johnson?
	Why does he have a weird look on his face?
	But also, why are half of the people in there sitting down when, hey, I'm not sure I like Joe Biden, but that seems pretty good.
	Okay, so you get the idea.
	We'll just play a bit of Stephanie Ruhle, favorite of the boys down the trading floor at Goldman Sachs.
	You don't like saying every third grader should learn to read, that we should expand tutoring.
	Last I checked, the Party of Family Values, which is why Katie Britt was sitting in a kitchen, they couldn't stand up.
	Mike Johnson couldn't applaud.
	Yeah, let's make sure every American kid can read.
	That was why she was sitting in the kitchen.
	Even more basic things, too.
	I mean, yes, they should be standing for that.
	But even more basic things.
	Being against political... They need to stand for basic things!
	They need to stand!
	What is the point?
	Why would you... Why is this... It's like being in a high mass at a Catholic church.
	You're up!
	You're down!
	You're up!
	You're down!
	You're up!
	It's like, what are you standing and clapping for?
	Why don't you listen to the speech?
	What is the point?
	This is virtue signaling.
	Yeah, clap, clap, clap.
	And the women and the Democrats are all wearing white.
	What is that about?
	What was that supposed to signify?
	Wait, hold on a second.
	They're bitching and moaning about Katie in the kitchen, but meanwhile every female in on the Democrat, every female all fell into line with this idea that we do what we're told, we're gonna wear white.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Good point.
	...being against political violence.
	You can't stand for that.
	For curing cancer.
	For stopping Vladimir Putin from invading the rest of Europe.
	They couldn't stand up.
	Well, let's be honest.
	They shouldn't stand for those things because those things are not what their movement is about anymore.
	They are actually avowedly against reading.
	They're banning books.
	And the more people do read and find out the truth... This is what I love.
	But, you know, these people at MSNBC, they really believe this.
	I am on the side that they're sincere.
	They're not just acting.
	No, they actually believe that Republicans are burning books.
	Burning them.
	Around fires.
	They gather around and circle and chant.
	With Moms for Liberty.
	They're banning books.
	And the more people do read and find out the truth about the world, the worse their movement would do.
	About gay sex is what they're banning.
	The more people find out about gay sex, the better off we all are.
	In Europe.
	So why should they stand for it?
	They're for Putinism.
	They're not for defending democracy at home.
	They're for insurrection.
	So I actually think their standing was incredibly well coordinated with their ideological commitments, which are insane.
	Oh, OK.
	Thanks.
	Yeah.
	It fell apart.
	Yeah, well, he didn't have an ending to his little rant there.
	Here's NBC with, you know, the word I've used a couple times.
	It was all over the printed media, of course.
	Tonight, after a critical speech where President Biden took repeated swipes at his likely Republican opponent, Donald Trump.
	Now my predecessor.
	A former Republican president tells Putin, quote, do whatever the hell you want.
	I think it's outrageous.
	And sparred with Republicans in the room.
	You're saying no.
	Look at the facts.
	I know.
	I know you know how to read.
	Vice President Kamala Harris tonight insists the president put to rest voter concerns the 81-year-old is too old for another term.
	Did he answer those questions last night?
	He was absolutely on fire and he answered any question that anyone might have.
	We also asked about Republican criticism of her readiness for the job.
	Listen, as it relates to me, I'm ready if necessary, but it's not going to be necessary.
	After Mr. Trump this week challenged President Biden to debate anytime, anywhere, anyplace, the president today would not commit to one.
	It depends on his behavior.
	We pressed the vice president.
	It depends on his behavior.
	It depends on his behavior.
	We pressed the vice president.
	I haven't talked to the president yet about that, but I'll tell you something.
	On the one hand, you've got Joe Biden, someone who is competent, who is principled.
	And on the other side of that split screen, you've got the former president, who glorifies dictators and has said he'll be a dictator on day one.
	Nope.
	Will you commit to do a debate?
	Peter, we just got through with the State of the Union and I'm just so excited about what we accomplished last night and our president.
	Yes, he was on fire.
	He was on fire.
	He was fiery on fire.
	It was great.
	Then there was the hot mic moment.
	The hot mic moment happened.
	Let me see, I have a...
	It was unintelligible, but here's how Fox presented the hot, hot mic moment.
	Right now, this is a live look over the Israel-Gaza border as we do get to the latest here on the situation.
	President Biden caught on a hot mic after his State of the Union address.
	He's heard criticizing Netanyahu, Israel's Prime Minister, saying the two need to have a come-to-Jesus talk.
	I do want to play that for you here, raw and unfiltered.
	Okay, I'm not going to play that because you won't be able to hear any of it.
	But I do have Kristen Welker's report on the so-called hot mic moment, which was, I mean, the camera is five feet, not even two feet away from them.
	Biden's yelling about BB's guy, I'm going to come to Jesus.
	And then an aide comes and says, oh, Mr. President, you're on a hot mic.
	What?
	So he's talking about... It's just funny because not Yahoo being Jewish.
	So come to Jesus.
	I know it's the best part.
	It's the best part.
	The president specifically called on Israeli leadership to do more, emphasizing that humanitarian aid should not be used as a bargaining chip.
	And in a sign of his growing frustration with Prime Minister Netanyahu, the president was caught on a hot mic as he was making the rounds following his speech, while huddling with Senator Michael Bennett, who had recently visited the region.
	The president appeared to say That he told the Israeli Prime Minister that they will need to have a quote, come to Jesus moment.
	An aide to the President quickly stepped in to remind the President that the microphones in the room were still on.
	President Biden addressed that hot mic comment this afternoon.
	Oh, okay, here we go.
	You're right.
	It is hilarious to tell a Jew to come to Jesus.
	That is basically what we want.
	Can you show your level of frustration with him on humanitarian aid?
	Does he need to be doing more?
	Yes, he does.
	You're right.
	It is hilarious to tell a Jew to come to Jesus.
	That is basically what we want.
	But I don't think that's going to happen.
	So now pivoting a little bit to Trump because there was something very interesting about that tweet that he sent out about the vaccines, which turned so many people off because...
	People get so mad at him.
	Just when he was, you know, people kind of like forgetting it, he's saying all kinds of stuff.
	Yeah, I don't understand this.
	This is somebody else doing that tweet.
	No.
	No.
	Before I get to that, just a little bit of comic relief.
	Robert De Niro promoting that god-awful movie, was it The Flowers of the Yellow Moon?
	What is it?
	Something like that.
	Three and a half hours.
	He was on Bill Marshall.
	And a reminder, the Dutch text is, wat je zegt ben jezelf met je kop door de helft.
	You are what you say you are.
	No.
	I am what you say you are.
	What I say you are.
	I am what I say you are.
	Okay.
	You understand what we're talking about?
	It's better in Dutch anyway?
	Yeah, it's much better in Dutch.
	This man is unhinged.
	He came completely unhinged during this interview.
	The bottom line is it's Biden versus Trump.
	We want to live in a world that we want to live in and enjoy living in or live in a nightmare.
	Vote for Trump and you'll get the nightmare.
	Vote for Biden and we'll be back to normalcy.
	So why is Trump winning?
	I mean, the New York Times poll this week came out, and maybe this will change it with the State of the Union address, but Trump was beating him rather soundly.
	It was quite a warning light, 48 to 43, also winning way more among women than he had before, winning outright Latinos.
	What would you attribute that to?
	I don't know.
	I just don't want to feel the way I did and many of us don't.
	His feelings were hurt.
	I don't want to feel the way I did when he won.
	Many of us don't.
	After the election in 2016.
	I don't want to feel that way.
	Uh, where we couldn't believe that it happened.
	The guy is a total monster.
	And, uh, anybody, I don't understand it.
	I guess they get behind that kind of logic.
	I think the logic that he's looking for is the same reason why people don't watch your boring three and a half hour movie.
	You don't understand people anymore.
	They want to fuck with people, screw them, because they're unhappy about something.
	He's such a mean, nasty, hateful person.
	I never pay him to play him.
	Said the guy who just dropped the F-bomb.
	As an actor, because he's... I can't see any good in him.
	Nothing.
	Nothing at all.
	Nothing redeemable in him.
	And we have to, and whoever the people are who want to vote for him, and they look like intelligent people around there.
	For some reason, it can't be.
	It cannot be.
	He can't figure it out.
	It can't get into his brain.
	He is also, just like MSNBC, he's sincere.
	He can't understand that intelligent people would want to vote for Trump.
	He doesn't get it.
	If he wins the election, you won't be on the show anymore.
	He'll come looking for me.
	What?
	Where did they get this idea?
	When he beat Hillary, he never, he didn't do jack about Hillary throwing away documents and secret files and everything in between.
	She was very susceptible.
	She was worried herself that she was going to be hanging by a yardarm if she, you know, if he got elected, and she said so, or her buddies, and he didn't do anything like that.
	So why is he going to go after De Niro?
	Well, I think that, well you'll hear it, and again, he's very sincere because Trump, you know, they all believe that Trump said, I'm going to be a dictator from day one.
	What he actually said was, I'm going to be a dictator for one day, on the first day, whatever that means.
	To shut down the border, that's what he said.
	Yes.
	But De Niro, he will say, believe him when he says he's coming for me.
	De Niro is sincere here.
	He'll come looking for me.
	There'll be things that happen that none of us can imagine.
	Um, that's what happens in that kind of a dictatorship, which is what he says.
	Let's believe him.
	Take him at his word.
	I did from the beginning.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I said from the very beginning, this guy is never going to concede power, and he still hasn't.
	No.
	He still hasn't.
	He admitted he lost the last election, and he advertises that he will go on.
	He says he's been cheated out of one term, so maybe we should get rid of the only—oppression only gets two terms thing.
	So— He's a sociopathic— What?
	The Psychopathic Malignant Narcissist.
	There it is.
	Wat je zegt ben jezelf.
	We should get rid of the only oppression only gets two terms thing.
	He's a sociopathic, psychopathic malignant narcissist.
	There you go.
	I am what I say you are.
	He is in danger.
	Notice the applause was somewhat tepid.
	Well, the applause sign is going on.
	People are like, it's Pavlovian.
	Like, you know, they got the producer banging his script in the air.
	Yeah.
	Time to clap!
	But they weren't getting the kind of, like, raucous applause that you would get on that show.
	Let's listen again.
	A president only gets two terms, thing.
	He's a sociopathic, psychopathic, malignant narcissist.
	You can hear the producer hitting the clap first.
	Hitting the first clap.
	Listen.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They weren't clapping.
	narcissist.
	He is a dangerous person.
	We have to realize, people realize, I have a lot of people, this audience, but the people who somehow think he's going to be the answer to their prayers, whatever those are.
	Did you know him as a fellow New Yorker?
	I never wanted to know him.
	Never wanted to?
	No.
	He was an idiot.
	That went on for a little while longer.
	Anyway, so he's very afraid.
	It's just very Very bizarre that De Niro is so afraid of him.
	That is bizarre to say the least.
	So now on to Trump with his vaccine.
	He keeps bringing this up.
	It seems so misguided because this is the one thing his base, and when I say his base, I'm looking at you Fredericksburg, Texas, his base hates this.
	They can't believe that he's still promoting the clot shot, the death vax, you know, all these things.
	Seriously, there are people who say, you know, I don't want to vote for him now because he tweeted that or truthed that or whatever.
	And again, he said, the pandemic no longer controls our lives.
	The vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to help beat cancer, turning setback into comeback.
	You're welcome, Joe.
	Nine month approval time versus 12 years that it would have taken you.
	So, you know, I'm like, OK, whatever.
	It is what it is.
	But we have to stop.
	Well, I'm going to explain it.
	Oh, why he's doing this?
	Yes, I'm going to explain.
	Or why he's missing the messaging?
	Ah, no, why he's doing this.
	He is, I believe, now, very sincere.
	But not for the reasons we think.
	And people have been sending me this video for the past four days, three days.
	It's a Rumble video.
	There's four guys on the screen.
	One guy, the main guy talking, is wearing a black hat and sunglasses.
	You can imagine!
	And it's two and a half hours long.
	You could imagine I'm like, no, it's alright, I'm not gonna watch that.
	And I keep getting this video.
	No, no, no.
	You've got to watch it.
	This is really... So last night, I finally watched it.
	It's... Yay!
	Sorry?
	I said yay.
	Yay.
	Well, the first... Because I wasn't going to watch it.
	Have you received this video from anybody?
	I heard about it.
	Yeah.
	Was the Vax for something else?
	And on this video is Dr. Scott Jensen, Dave Collum.
	I think Dave Collum is the...
	Uh, is the guy in the black hat and the glasses and John Cullen and then Tommy, it's his video channel, Tommy's channel.
	And the thesis that, that this guy, the guy in the hat and the glasses comes up with is very interesting.
	Um, and he has a, and there's a couple of things that bothered us.
	During COVID that are explained by this thesis.
	And the things that bothered us the most was Trump always talking about the 2017 pandemic, the 1917 pandemic.
	Do you remember that?
	Instead of saying 1918, he would say 1917.
	Yes, I remember him having to date off.
	Well, it wasn't just once that he said it.
	It was like 30 or 40 times, and this is a supercut that these guys brought to this show.
	Read about 1917.
	But in 1917?
	Certainly not since 1917.
	There's been nothing like this since 1917.
	Who would have thought?
	1917.
	It was the Spanish flu.
	1917.
	Uh, there's been nothing like this since probably 1917.
	Not since 1917 has there been anything like this.
	Like nobody's seen since 1917.
	That's a long time ago.
	1917 they went through something that was similar.
	1917.
	When's the last time you go back over a hundred years?
	1917.
	You all know what happened in 1917.
	That's over a hundred years ago.
	You look at 1917, the pandemic.
	It was something.
	The worst pandemic since 1917.
	1917.
	That's something.
	It's 1917.
	Okay, you get the idea.
	That just went on and on and on.
	So this was not a mistake.
	This was not Mr. President.
	It's 1918.
	He was sincere about it.
	By the way, it's John Cullen in the black hat and the glasses.
	I'm sorry.
	Thank you for correcting me, Troll Room.
	So the thesis... Now, what was the other thing that really irritated us?
	That flu went away entirely.
	There was no flu.
	Flu was gone.
	In fact, there's a new WHO meme going around showing the number of flu cases for that year that we were irked about.
	It was zero, basically.
	There was no flu.
	Yeah, it wasn't just America.
	It was everywhere, globally.
	There was no flu.
	Just flu disappeared.
	Well, the thesis, and I have no, I only have two more historical clips from our own show to play to kind of accentuate the thesis, and this may unfold over time.
	The thesis is that COVID was released to cover up avian flu, which had been Bubbling under for several years, Department of Defense was all over it, and there was some some doctor in Wisconsin who was doing gain-of-function.
	They have the documents that this guy actually was permitted to continue from Fauci, was doing gain of function on H7N9 avian flu.
	And that this is the one that got out of control.
	And so they immediately went to, that's a flu, that's a type A influenza, bird flu, HN7A.
	And that this was bubbling under from 2013, 2014 until this gain of function all of a sudden comes out.
	It hits in a couple of places, New York being one of them, and they had to cover it up.
	So they covered it up by releasing the COVID gain of function, which is much less severe.
	And here's a clip that I just pulled from our own archives about there being something going on, multiple viruses in China, before any of this COVID stuff happened.
	Now, the virus appeared exactly at the peak of America's global confrontation with China.
	And the suspicion that, you know, the two events connected is really a fairly obvious one.
	Furthermore, when you look at some of the details of what had been happening in China the previous two years, In 2018, there was a mysterious viral epidemic that had devastated China's poultry industry.
	In 2019, there was a mysterious viral epidemic that appeared in China and destroyed 40% of China's pig herds, its primary meat source.
	So, we're talking about a virus appearing in 2018.
	So, now, the thesis these guys have, or this guy has, shows a lot of evidence that there was a very bad avian flu.
	They were culling chickens like crazy, which started in China and then became a worldwide thing.
	You remember there was a lot of fires as well?
	A lot of chicken farm fires.
	And chickens seemed to be quite an expensive commodity.
	So that this thing hit, in order to cover it up, The influenza test, they took out the, whatever you call it, the H7N9 portion of the test, they took that out of the influenza test.
	If you look at it, there's like all these different influenzas that you test for with this test, and they took that one out so that it wouldn't show.
	So what people really had, the people who were dying, was the H7N9.
	And Trump, even though there was only one dead person as of January 10th in China, one dead person, he signed the Moderna deal on January 13th.
	And so their thesis is that the early Moderna vaccine was actually an H7N9 vaccine for something called crimson contagion.
	That was the real virus, the real exercise they were going through with Department of Defense.
	That was the reason for Operation Warp Speed.
	And they had pictures of Kayleigh McEnany, you know, getting off the helicopter and in her hand she has documents about crimson contagion.
	None of it was COVID.
	And so, again, it was like something got out.
	It was the China virus.
	China was being devastated by this.
	And if you recall, even Pompeo said something weird that also irritated us.
	This is not about retribution.
	This matter's going forward.
	We're in a live exercise here to get this right.
	We need to make sure that Trump in the background said they should have let us know.
	They should have let us know.
	We're in a live exercise here to get this right.
	Do you remember that?
	Yeah.
	So, I don't know, but I think Trump is trying to communicate and maybe these guys are a part of this theory or whatever that it's coming out now.
	He's trying to communicate that there was a very deadly virus.
	It did.
	And remember, he never called it COVID.
	He always said, I call it the China virus, the China.
	He never said COVID-19.
	He was always talking about the China virus.
	And it was only the Moderna vaccine, so who knows?
	But I thought it was really interesting, and the videos in the show notes, the first half hour, really, they lay out their case.
	None of it clip worthy, unfortunately.
	But there's a lot of, the guy does, you know, has a lot of documents to show on screen.
	And I think it's a possibility.
	Okay, well, if you're gonna... I'd like to see more documentation.
	But, going with it, it's possible that some of those documents that he's kept at Mar-a-Lago... I didn't contain that.
	There you go.
	It has the whole information.
	When he gets back into office, he'll roll it all out.
	Whoa, hadn't even considered that one.
	I like it.
	I like it.
	So, you know, look at the first 30 minutes of that video, and they have the documentation to back up the thesis.
	I don't know if they're fitting this thesis into it, but it was definitely an eye-opener for me.
	I'm like, okay, alright, I see what you're trying to do here.
	I see what you're trying to say.
	And it makes no sense otherwise.
	Trump is not an idiot.
	He knows his people.
	This is true.
	That's kind of the what is he up to moment in this bragging about the mRNA vaccine.
	Well, he's not bragging.
	In fact, he slammed Pfizer.
	In the past.
	Oh, that's, you know, that was just a money-making exercise.
	But Operation Warp Speed was something that was underway before, I mean, we didn't have the real lockdown until mid-March.
	You know, that's when, I mean, I was at Joe Rogan at the beginning of March.
	When we had, uh, what's his face, uh, the doctor death out there saying, oh, we're going to have three million people dead.
	So this was early.
	That's right.
	That was when you first ran into that guy.
	Yeah.
	Um, what's his name?
	Osterhoff.
	Osterhoff, who got sick as a dog, almost died himself.
	And Trump had, had already signed the Moderna, what they, there was only one person dead in January, the beginning of January in China.
	And he signed Operation Warp Speed on January 13th.
	That's, that's, there's a lot of, and then flu going away, covering it up by removing HN7-9 from the, from the flu test.
	Anyway, and, and so back to 2017, it's very hard to find, but there's enough evidence that 2017 was an actual avian flu that was the setup to the, to the 1918.
	So that's why he keeps saying 1917, 1917.
	Now why he doesn't...
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Now, why he doesn't just come out and say it?
	Tell you about getting into the weeds.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But he kept saying it.
	Second half of show.
	Well, we do second half of show.
	Borderline theremin there.
	But I do want to stick with Big Pharma for a moment because we have some interesting news regarding the GLP-1 weight loss drugs.
	And I have a clip from Bobby the Op because he's saying something smart.
	But first, let's look at the market and look at the latest entrance into the weight loss medications.
	From Oprah to influencers to corporations.
	People whose health is affected by obesity are the reason we work on these medications.
	The spotlight is on weight loss drugs.
	ZepBound currently is extremely life-changing for me.
	Chanel McDaniel takes weekly shots of Eli Lilly's ZepBound, a challenge given her fear of needles.
	I honestly have to have my husband help me with a shot every single time we do it.
	She also struggles with the drug's cost.
	But hope for a pill is on the horizon.
	Novo Nordisk surging to a record high.
	Today, Novo Nordisk sharing early results from its Phase 1 trial of weight loss pill, Omicrotin.
	The company said the pill helped users lose 13% of their weight over 12 weeks, compared to 6% for its injectable Wagovi.
	The company's value in the past year as its drugs Ozempic and Wogovi exploded in popularity, up 100%.
	Eli Lilly, the maker of ZepBound and Mounjaro, surging even more.
	Doctors say pills are generally cheaper, easier to take and simpler to make.
	Is a weight loss pill a game changer in this industry?
	I definitely think that changing anti-obesity medications to an oral form It's going to change the game and hopefully insurance companies will be more likely to carry this medication.
	As two in five American adults have obesity and with billions of dollars at stake, several drug makers are trying to get a pill to market.
	Eli Lilly is now in phase three trials of its pill.
	Pfizer also testing a pill though it could be years before any are FDA approved.
	So that doesn't matter because exactly as we predicted, Medicare, Medicaid, the government is getting ready to pay for these medications because let's not tell people how to eat healthy.
	Reminder, it's genetic.
	It's a disease.
	You can't help obesity.
	Fat is beautiful.
	So we've been psyoped into believing that you're overweight and it's not your fault.
	It has nothing to do with the processed foods you're eating, the junk food that you're consuming.
	In fact, there's zero conversation about that.
	And here's the one reason why I would want to vote for Bobby the Op.
	He brings out, he's now doing four minute podcasts, which is pretty cool.
	He's like, I'm just going to do a four minute podcast, one guest, we're one and done.
	He brings on his buddy Callie Means.
	And this guy, he has a corporation called True Med.
	I think he just advises people on how to eat healthy and probably, what do you call it?
	Not a naturopath, but a functional medicine, I think is what it's called.
	So, you know, let's not get into petroleum-based pharmaceuticals.
	And this guy has the goods on what's happening with Ozempic and how we're going to wind up paying for it, particularly as we're going to get every single child on this from an early age and they'll have to be on it for the rest of their lives.
	The problem with Ozempic is it's being targeted at the median American.
	The median American is obese, right?
	The average teen is overweight or obese.
	And the reason Novo Nordics has become the most valuable company in Europe, surpassing Louis Vuitton, is entirely based on expectations of profits in the United States, because they're expecting Medicare and Medicaid and taxpayer money to fund it.
	This will be $15,000 per patient per year.
	And as we know, once it's approved for Medicare and Medicaid, they can't regulate.
	Although the IRS is trying to regulate how many doctors can write food prescriptions, they're not allowed to regulate how many doctors can write prescriptions that then get taxpayer money from a rigged system.
	So it's going to be open season with the American Academy of Pediatrics saying that 50% of 12-year-olds should get this immediately injected for life.
	The problem here, aside from it being an absolutely disastrous drug that I think is going to be recalled and causing stomach paralysis, causing suicidal ideation, where 30% of people have such side effects, they have to go off of it even if they're getting insurance payments for it.
	Taking that aside, even though it was a perfect drug, the fundamental question we have to ask is, is $15,000 per obese American, should that money be going to a Band-Aid lifetime injection?
	What else could we do with that money to fix the root cause?
	The chronic disease treadmill hasn't worked.
	The more STANS we prescribe, the more heart disease goes up.
	The more SSRIs we prescribe, the more suicide and depression goes up.
	The more Metformin we prescribe, the more diabetes goes up.
	There literally, to my account, hasn't been a chronic disease treatment in American history that's lowered rates of the chronic disease it's trying to treat.
	In J.P.
	Morgan's own estimates of Ozempic, they think as Ozempic prescriptions go up, obesity in America will go up.
	You always gotta watch those guys.
	When the financial guys are predicting it, they've done their homework.
	They know that this is true.
	And so there's a second part to this about how it's all been set up and how the game is on.
	This is all a game.
	And this is the most consequential, biggest market, most expensive drug potentially in American history.
	If there's not a time, To say, let's stop.
	Let's ask how diabetes, heart disease, depression, kidney disease, COVID, how are they connected?
	They're connected by MedBalk Health.
	What can we do with that $15,000?
	We can incentivize metabolic habits.
	Fix our food system.
	But instead, the IRS is saying, go for ozempic, not for food.
	And all of the arms of our medical system, from the media, to the researchers, to the regulators, they're all paid by pharma, and they're all singing one tune.
	That obesity is an ozempic deficiency, that as Harvard researchers who are paid off are saying, it's genetic, it's not tied to food, it's not tied to exercise.
	This is a consequential moment.
	For our budget and for our human capital.
	And if there's not a moment where we say enough, enough with the chronic disease treadmill, then I worry.
	I think there's an optimistic message here, which these things are, we can change these things quickly.
	We can change these things very quickly, but we've got to understand what's happening.
	Yeah, and I can promise you that there will be an executive order from me within the first two weeks of my presidency that declares a state of emergency.
	Yeah, I'm sure he would.
	all this, the entire paradigm of this pharmaceutical model. - He would probably save more people in America than Trump by just doing that.
	- Yeah, I'm sure he would.
	It's not gonna happen.
	But let's, the thing that, I have that clip too, not on this list, but I listened to it carefully.
	The thing that kind of has to be listened to more carefully in what he said in there, which is I think the frightening part, is that when you start taking Ozempic, you're stuck with it for life because you've basically turned yourself into a diabetic that needs this drug.
	And so it means you have to take it for life.
	He says in there, and I think he might be right, because of the nature of this drug, it could possibly be recalled at some point.
	Yes.
	Because it's dangerous.
	It's going to kill people.
	Yes.
	Which means you have to take millions of people off the drug since it will no longer be available.
	And nobody has a clue what that would happen to the people that have the drug pulled out from under them.
	Oh God, help us.
	Fen-Fen version 2.
	Fen-Fen.
	You keep bringing that up, but that's actually a good analogy.
	Tell people about Fen-Fen.
	If you could re-brief people on what Fen-Fen was.
	It was a...
	I think I have a Fen-Fen clip.
	It was some sort of a screwball drug that you had to get it illegally and it was available online and I don't remember the details.
	I think I have a Fen-Fen clip.
	Let me see.
	Only about the lawsuit probably.
	Short break coming up and then the first Illinois lawsuit over Fen-Fen.
	Meanwhile, with all of the concern over Fen-Phen's safety, doctors are now turning to another popular drug as a diet alternative.
	Hold on, maybe this one is Jenny Jones, so this one.
	So you could have heart damage and not have a clue that you have it?
	That's correct.
	So Fen-Phen was a miracle weight loss drug.
	It was a compound of two different... Two different... Two different Phens.
	Yeah, a Phen with an F and a Phen with a PH.
	And everybody was taking it, everybody was loving it.
	And then all of a sudden people started dying?
	Were they dying?
	It wasn't good.
	It had some effect on your heart.
	Yeah, on your heart, right.
	I wouldn't know exactly.
	Well, it was too long ago.
	I mean, this was like before a show began.
	It was the 80s, in the 80s.
	80s and 90s, I think.
	Yeah.
	And it was a huge bonanza for the injury lawyers.
	I mean, they bankrupted the companies.
	And how little we learn from history.
	How little we learn.
	And this thing was, this is the FDA just approving stuff and like, oh yeah, we'll approve this.
	Oh, we can approve for kids.
	And yeah, we can approve it for weight loss.
	And the FDA just yesterday, as our buddy Scott there from Pfizer on CNBC mentioned, it was approved to be put on the list for reduction in heart disease.
	Because, you know, when you're obese and overweight, that taxes your heart.
	And so the FDA has approved it to be prescribed for that.
	So that's the next step.
	Oh, well, now it's a heart medication.
	Well, now insurance has to cover it and we should probably put it into our government packages.
	This is very, very, very bad.
	This is up there with climate change.
	I mean, not that we're going to die from climate change, but we're going to be controlled by climate change.
	And we don't even... This thing killed the mice.
	It's just mice.
	It's not humans.
	Stay away from this.
	People, stay away from it.
	You got something?
	I can go to another topic here.
	Do I have any more?
	I don't have anything on the COVID or drugs.
	I don't think so, no.
	I do have something since you brought Saki in.
	There's a new show they're trying to roll out in the mornings.
	And so Saki, they introduced the show on TikTok, I think she was, with this idiot, Sophia Bush.
	Oh, she's the Bush daughter?
	No, no.
	Sophia Bush is an actress who is a activist actress.
	She used to be on Chicago PD and she quit in a huff because of harassment or whatever it was.
	She's a nasty actress who, uh, curiously, one of our producers used to date.
	Hollywood pretty girl.
	Oh really?
	Huh.
	I wonder which producer that was.
	I don't know.
	So, uh, here she is, but she is a classic.
	This is a Trump hating, she's not hating on Trump so much, but she's talking about the end of democracy and the whole thing with Psaki who's got her there in the room and she's just going on and on about every little, I mean, it's all knee-jerk stuff, all the stuff you talked about earlier, all the, it's all sincere.
	I don't know how, you know, it's very much along the same lines as the mentality of the actor.
	De Niro and the cult of Trump haters.
	I just thought it was an interesting clip.
	Backstage at MSNBC Live, the very first MSNBC Live.
	So here we are, the guinea pigs.
	I love it.
	In all of your free time, of which you have none, you're very engaged and active in politics and kind of talking about democracy and what's right out there.
	What is at stake?
	You're an excellent communicator.
	What should people know is at stake in this election?
	Oh, my goodness.
	Everything.
	Turns out that democracy itself is at stake.
	You know, you're seeing these decades of authoritarian power plays coming to fruition now in a very, very scary way.
	And when you look at experts and historians talking about really how close we are to losing the ideals that America's founded on, I don't think that can be exaggerated.
	I know it can feel intimidating, but it's really up to us to show the world what we're made of.
	And I think a really excellent example of that is, again, happening to us, because what's not happening to women?
	Not only do they want to deny you the right to not have a family if you don't want one, but they want to deny you the right to have a family if you do want one and you need medical help.
	So the attacks on abortion access, reproductive care access, IVF, it's really brutal to see what they're willing to do to us to, I don't know, Earned Twitter points or something.
	It's truly bizarre.
	So I'm hoping that we can pull our heads out of the sand, you know, show up, beat it back at the ballot box.
	Okay, so earned Twitter points is the reason that this is all going on.
	Yes, earned Twitter points.
	By the way, the odds are that the producer who dated her was either Darren O'Neill or Comic Strip Blogger.
	We're not quite sure.
	I think it was Comic Strip Blogger.
	He'd be perfect for him.
	But the point is that she's just a knee jerk style.
	But I kept this clip around because I solicited the Jones boys to get me.
	I want more clips of this threat to democracy concept, which is ludicrous.
	And the fact that it comes out is a sincere belief that if Donald Trump is voted in, we're done.
	The country, we're just through.
	I'd like to know how that even works.
	Uh, yes.
	Trump got in once already and he was handcuffed.
	I mean, and now what were they, you know, they're going to, it's just unbelievable to me that they're sincerely believing all this stuff.
	And with like a real sincerity, it's anxious.
	Oh, well, they're doing it for Twitter points.
	Well, because people, um, she's an idiot.
	Yeah, well, I mean, the sincerity is there.
	You can't blame people for being psychologically controlled.
	I mean, that's just what happens.
	You know, and by the way, there's a lot of people who would agree with a lot of what we're saying.
	They get into the spin cycle and they go from left hand, you know, hating left hand to right hand.
	You know, sometimes a rabbit hole is just a hole where there's a rabbit at the bottom.
	We have had a lot of producers quit our show.
	And not donated.
	They're gone.
	They're man overboard.
	A lot of them we can think of.
	I mean, literally, John, you and I are not talking enough about Israel's genocide of Palestinians because we want to be in the Zionists' favor when they control the world.
	Yeah, well, we don't see any Zionists giving us money either.
	That's always my response.
	Where's my Zion check?
	But it began with the Ukraine war.
	This is all, you know, we were kind of happy when Biden got elected because we knew it'd be a lot of fun and games and we could, you know, the guy was, you know, he's not the brightest guy there is and he says stupid shit.
	And he's been saying stupid shit for 10 years.
	But It's turned out to be a disaster for the show.
	Because it began with Ukraine.
	We were supposed to start flying the little flags.
	The yellow and blue flag.
	The yellow and blue flag.
	And we're supposed to go on and on, but they need more money.
	They need more American taxpayer money.
	So all you guys stink.
	All of a sudden.
	So let's stick with our thesis.
	Thanks for helping us with COVID, but you're out of here now.
	We're gone.
	I can't take it anymore.
	Ukrainians are dying.
	You were right with COVID.
	You're wrong now.
	So let's just stick with our thesis, which this is all to fund the military industrial base, as they call it.
	Not complex, but base.
	And this is the reason we are printing money.
	It's the reason now for inflation.
	But we need it to keep everything running because there's millions of people who work for these corporations and it also jacks up our GDP and it makes it look good on the numbers even though things are not good at all.
	But this pivot is in play.
	Victoria Nuland, she Resign, because as we deconstructed on the last show, the pivot is now to big ships, submarines, and airfields in the Indo-Pacific.
	It is all about China.
	But first, let's just wrap up things with Ukraine here, because we're blaming it on Germany.
	Germany can go deal with Ukraine and Russia, and, you know, they didn't want to send over the Taurus missiles.
	Well, it's all their fault.
	We leaked the call.
	We, the CIA, our people leaked the call so we can blame it all on Germany, and then bring the stupid Swedes in, and Victoria Noonan was in the audience at this little moment.
	Sweden has formally joined NATO as the 32nd member of the Transatlantic Military Alliance, ending decades of post-war neutrality.
	At a ceremony in Washington, Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristolson called it a victory for freedom.
	This is the most New World Order thing I've ever heard!
	It's a victory for freedom!
	Yay, more war!
	Stockholm joined the alliance amid concerns about Russian aggression following the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
	And listen up, those of you in Europe, if you didn't get confused by daylight saving time, which of course never changes on the same week even across the world.
	It just changes.
	Three more weeks until Europe goes, listen, this is coming for your children now.
	Full-scale invasion of Ukraine two years ago.
	Sweden's accession to NATO comes as Germany's defense minister travels through Scandinavia.
	Boris Pistorius is looking for a potential blueprint for reintroducing conscription in Germany.
	But the task will require significant political backing.
	That's the draft.
	Your children are going to fight Russia in Ukraine.
	That's what they want.
	These people are insane.
	That's what it looks like.
	In fact, did you see during the Biden thing, they had that Swedish doofus.
	He was there and he announced them and he goes on and on about how tough the Swedes are and they know how to fight.
	And the guy standing up there, he's got this dumb smile on his face.
	And I'm thinking, what is he trying to tell us?
	Are they going to send this sweet The Swedes to Ukraine?
	Well, Biden did prove one thing, he didn't send any Americans there yet.
	By the way, good catch from Matthew Dunage in the troll room.
	The FSI was in that clip, full-scale invasion.
	They used that again, full-scale invasion, which is not true.
	Anyway, now we've got to turn everything around.
	We've really got to start looking at a peace talk here.
	Germany can remain the bad guy.
	We'll bring in Sweden and whatever.
	We're out.
	We're moving to China.
	But first, let's bring in our main communicator, the Pope.
	Pope Francis has suggested that Ukraine should have what he called the courage of the white flag and negotiate an end to the war against invading Russian forces.
	He made these comments in an interview which was recorded last month with the Swiss broadcaster RSI.
	Here's Danny Eberhardt.
	With this interview, Pope Francis has entered contentious ground.
	He's asked, in a video clip about Ukraine, whether surrendering was a courageous thing or a legitimization of the law of the strongest.
	The pontiff, in his response, said that when, in his words, you see you are defeated, you have to have the courage to negotiate.
	Timely negotiations could avoid, he suggested, a situation where you end up in a worse place, despite more deaths.
	War, he argued, requires two parties, and is always a defeat, a human one, not a geographical one.
	Ukraine has not responded so far, but Kiev will not welcome the Pope's intercession.
	President Zelensky rejects talk he considers defeatist, insisting his nation will beat the Russian aggressors.
	The courage to quit.
	So they've brought in the Pope.
	Hey, Pope.
	Can you send a message?
	These guys need to quit.
	We need to wave the flag.
	This is not good because we're moving to China!
	China is preparing for a sea war against India and America.
	Let me repeat that.
	China is preparing for a sea war against India and the US.
	Chinese President Xi Jinping has already sounded the war bugle.
	He has met a delegation of the People's Liberation Army, also China's armed police force.
	He told the teams to start preparations.
	What kind exactly?
	The security teams have been told to build cyberspace defense systems.
	Additionally, improve the ability to maintain national security.
	The Chinese state broadcaster quoted Xi asking the Chinese Armed Forces to coordinate the preparations for maritime military conflicts, the protection of maritime rights and interests, and the developments of the maritime economy.
	Just look at the timing of this comment.
	There has been a flare-up in the South China Sea, one that the Philippines is calling the most serious yet.
	The Chinese Coast Guard has been ramming its ships into Philippine vessels.
	There were two such incidents this week.
	First, a Chinese Coast Guard ship crashed into a Philippine Coast Guard ship.
	Just an hour later, the Coast Guard ship attacked a Filipino supply vessel.
	The boat was blocked, harassed, and water-cannoned.
	Water cannon!
	This is a new version of waterboarding the Chinese are doing.
	It's called water cannoning.
	And remember, we have our bases there in the Philippines.
	We just sold them a whole bunch of jets.
	Remember, we gotta build big ships, huge ships.
	They know Trump is coming.
	Huge ships, better subs.
	Air bases, just like the South Pacific, it's going to be huge.
	We're not going to let them water cannon our people.
	Four Filipino crew members were injured this week when a Chinese water cannon shattered the vessel's window.
	Actions Manila described as illegal and irresponsible.
	It's the latest escalation in maritime tensions between China and the Philippines, which have competing sovereignty claims in the South China Sea.
	The encounter occurred near the Second Thomas Shoal, one of at least two atolls claimed by both countries.
	They fall within the Philippines' exclusive economic zone, in yellow here, but also within China's so-called Nine-Dash Line, the area Beijing claims as its own.
	That's despite an international court ruling in 2016 that its claims had no legal basis.
	China's Coast Guard fleet is now the largest in the world, and analysts say altercations like this show it's taking on a more aggressive role in pursuing Beijing's maritime interests.
	It recently ramped up patrols around the Taiwanese islands of Jinmen, territory within eyeshot of the Chinese mainland, which Beijing views as its own.
	So this, of course, will mean nothing to us, but we have to be psychologically prepared to spend money to save Taiwan and save democracy.
	Bring on the... Bring on the Pope of the New World Order, Fareed Zakaria!
	Tonight, why is China targeting Taiwan?
	And if the conflict boils over, what's at stake for America?
	Fareed Zakaria presents an in-depth look, Taiwan.
	Unfinished Business, tonight at 8, on CNN.
	That is literally tonight at 8 on CNN.
	But wait!
	We have spies!
	They're everywhere!
	A Ford Campbell soldier tasked with keeping our country's secrets safe is now accused of sharing them with China.
	He allegedly did that all for $42,000.
	And today he was in federal court in downtown Nashville where News Channel 5's Alexander Cohen has the latest.
	According to court documents, Fort Campbell intelligence analyst Corbin Schultz allegedly shared Army secrets.
	A conspirator claiming to be in China requested information on ballistic missiles and fighter aircraft.
	This one is especially disturbing as it is.
	This is direct treason.
	He's getting paid money for information that he then passes on to a known rival of the United States.
	Lipscomb professor Mark Schwartz says it's concerning.
	He's just a traitor.
	In June of 2022, the indictment states Schultz provided information on how the U.S.
	would defend Taiwan from an attack.
	Investigators say he did it all for $42,000.
	According to a retrieved encrypted message, he responded, I need to get my other BMW back.
	It is scary that it does seem like such a mundane sort of consideration.
	In an encrypted messaging system, he allegedly told the person in China he wanted to be quote, Jason Bourne.
	So all of that is background noise that no one will really care about because if you want to reach the American public, if you want them to get angry at China, there's only one thing you have to do.
	Take away their TikTok!
	This morning, House lawmakers have agreed unanimously to move a bill to a full-floor vote, which would force the sale of Chinese-owned TikTok or face a nationwide ban.
	Imagine what they could do with the app in terms of election year misinformation, in terms of misinformation about a war.
	That proves the point that we can't put this app in the hands of our foremost adversary, the Chinese Communist Party.
	Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have long had national security concerns about the social media app and how China uses its user information.
	But TikTok's parent company, ByteDance, has denied sharing American data.
	Congressman, I have seen no evidence The Chinese government has said they firmly oppose a sale.
	They have never asked us.
	We have not provided.
	The Chinese government has said they firmly oppose a sale.
	TikTok responded to the bipartisan bill in Washington, writing the government is attempting to strip 170 million Americans of their constitutional right to free expression.
	And the company called on its users to contact Congress, posting TikTok is at risk of being shut down in the U.S.
	Call your representative now.
	Users then flooded lawmakers' offices with phone calls.
	Now, the bill's author rejects calling it a potential TikTok ban, saying his legislation is aimed at forcing the company to sever its ties with the Chinese government.
	In our construct, they can continue to enjoy the app and post dance videos on the app or run their small business on the app as long as ByteDance separates its ties with TikTok.
	The bill is expected to head to the House for a full vote next week.
	Since 2020, Congress has attempted multiple times to ban TikTok, but they were all blocked or stalled in U.S.
	courts.
	What a bogus bunch of crap.
	This is so bogative.
	But, that's what you do.
	And you watch, we need, we need to save Taiwan, China.
	Well, everyone's gonna hate China because it's China's fault.
	I can't have my freedom of speech to dance.
	I just want to dance on the TikTok.
	Yeah, the dancing dipshits of TikTok.
	It's just a flip onto one of these things.
	There's some girl doing some the same old thing and she's jumping around like an idiot.
	Well, I think, by the way, for kids out there who use TikTok and like to dance and record these things, these are going to come back to bite you in the ass by smart money is going to record these things.
	And then when you're up for a big promotion, when you're 40 years old, they're going to play this stuff and you're going to be very embarrassed.
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	So just going back to Israel for a moment.
	Why'd you go back to Israel?
	We're in China.
	I'm done with China.
	I got nothing left.
	All I'm waiting for now is the ramp up.
	We'll have plenty more on Thursday.
	Our ships in disrepair.
	We need to get the USS Trump ready.
	If we expect to out-build the Chinese ship-wise or anything else for that matter, We can do the big boys, the big carriers and things.
	The Chinese don't seem to have that capability to buy one from France.
	But it doesn't take that long to get to that capability.
	The Chinese are just going to out-build us.
	It's going to be an arms race of ships.
	But I think that's the point.
	For my money...
	We're in cahoots.
	Hey, China, your economy's crap.
	We all need to print money.
	I'm not going to argue against that either.
	I think we're in cahoots with Russia, too, in regards to Africa.
	We all need to print money.
	You need to print money for your ships.
	We need to print money.
	We won't say we don't have any ships.
	We need subs.
	Meanwhile, American people starve if we go into poverty.
	But don't worry, just keep eating the plastic and we'll give you a shot.
	So you won't get fat.
	Can I read a little bit of a note?
	Yeah.
	That producer Josh sent us.
	He's a soul knight and he's our Icelandic knight.
	Yes.
	He went to Moscow on vacation.
	You've seen this letter.
	Yes, I have parts of it in the show notes.
	It's a great note.
	The whole thing should be.
	I think I'm going to take it and have him stretch it out a little bit.
	I think he should be a guest blogger on your sub stack.
	That's what I'm thinking.
	Yeah.
	You're right with me.
	For anyone, how is it even possible to get to Russia from Europe?
	It's not as easy.
	He went to Russia.
	He went to Moscow.
	And he found ways to get there.
	He says they blocked everything.
	The West has been cut off from Russia.
	And he goes there.
	He sees no difference.
	I guess he goes there every so often.
	He's an Icelander who would do that.
	And I think he's Russian.
	He's Russian.
	And he says he goes to the stores, he says you can buy Coke, Sprite, Fanta, Oreos, Kinder Chocolates, Ritter Sports, Mars, Snickers.
	Even though they're probably smaller.
	M&M's, Swiss chocolates, French cheese, Italian pasta.
	It's just all there.
	Everything we were being told about Russia, including, I mean, less so with Tucker, who just didn't know what he was getting into.
	Look how good the shopping cart is!
	He's too credulous to be any good.
	He's never been there.
	And he goes on and on about it.
	And he says, It's bullcrap.
	The whole sanctions thing isn't doing anything.
	It's just pushing Russia into trade differently.
	But I got a kick out of this.
	Regarding Hollywood movies, the latest Dune movie came out and I was over there and I asked my friend, how do you know it's out and how can you buy a ticket since it's forbidden to advertise Western films?
	I didn't know that.
	He says, well, you go to the cinema and buy a ticket for a Russian film, and during the pre-film advertising, the full-length Hollywood movie plays.
	You can hang around after the ads to watch the Russian film if you wish, but most people leave after the quote-unquote ads.
	This is great.
	And by the way, premium gasoline in Russia right now is $2.30 a gallon.
	No, that's like Texas prices.
	That's pretty good.
	No, that's cheaper than Texas for premium.
	Oh yeah, that's much cheaper.
	It's a dollar cheaper.
	Anyway, he goes on and on and it is in the show notes and I'd recommend you read it.
	It's quite entertaining that we're just being sold a bill of goods in this country insofar as information.
	Well, and this is what I wanted to bring up is, you know, people get so upset about, you know, 30,000 people killed, Palestinians according to the Palestinian Authority.
	But, you know, there are 45 armed conflicts happening right now in the Middle East and North America. 45!
	There are 35 in Africa alone.
	No one's even looking at Haiti.
	I mean, we had a clip on the last show.
	Why do you care so much about this one?
	Well, it's obvious, because it's political.
	You're being used and abused.
	There will always be wars and rumors of wars, earthquakes, all kinds of disasters.
	That's life.
	in these end times.
	Thank you.
	I'll be here all week.
	There we go.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Hey, a little Matthew 24 doesn't hurt anybody.
	Anyway, let's go to London and see what's happening with the Palestine protests, the most recent one this weekend, which is, again, purely for politics.
	Vote for me!
	London is back on the streets for Palestine.
	But as the public continue to call for peace, members of Parliament are still not listening.
	The Scottish National Party, pushing for a ceasefire vote in the Commons, have now joined activists on the streets.
	And it's women leading this demonstration today, highlighting that it's Palestinian women that are the first victims of the onslaught in Gaza.
	We know that women are being killed in extraordinary numbers, some because they're protecting their children.
	We also know that children, newborn children, are dying of malnutrition.
	Despite the statistics, protesters in the capital calling for an end to the onslaught are branded extremists on, quote, hate marches by individuals in government.
	Are you an extremist?
	We want peace, we want justice, we want democracy.
	In what sense?
	The sustained level of protesting marks one of the biggest political movements the UK has ever seen, with many new and famous faces joining on the front line and even taking to the stage.
	The UK is gearing up for a general election, and the movement's strategy is to get Palestine on the ballot.
	The idea is, no ceasefire, no vote, which is resonating among the public.
	No ceasefire, no vote.
	We're not going to vote for you if you don't get a ceasefire in place.
	Let's do the same here in America.
	Let's engage the church.
	For a community church in Atlanta, By the way, this is Yamiche, who we haven't heard from in a while.
	Yamiche Alcindor on NBC.
	The war raging thousands of miles away in the Middle East is top of mind.
	All Palestinians are my terrorists!
	Reverend Timothy McDonald III says it's because he empathizes with the thousands of civilians killed in Gaza.
	Black people understand pain.
	We have a history.
	McDonald is part of a group of more than 1,000 black faith leaders demanding President Biden call for a permanent ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.
	Why are you publicly calling for President Biden to demand a ceasefire?
	Because the time is now.
	Peace is the way.
	The response of the IDF has gone way too far.
	The killing of innocent women and children, even babies.
	The longer this war has gone on, the more support President Biden is losing among the African American population.
	Young black voters in particular, like Reverend Sean Smith, say they have grown frustrated with Biden over the war.
	Do you think the Biden administration and President Biden understands the depth that this could impact him?
	I hope he does.
	Simply because of the fact that we want to make sure that we can get as much voter turnout as possible in November.
	And a lot of people who I know of personally is just saying that they're just going to stay home.
	And do what?
	Not vote.
	Something he says Biden can't afford.
	Young black people gave Joe Biden this state of Georgia.
	If we can't turn out the young black vote, then he doesn't stand a chance.
	It's all political.
	They don't care.
	No, these people don't care.
	The news doesn't care.
	The politicians don't care.
	They don't care who dies, who lives.
	This is minor to them.
	Minor.
	They just want votes.
	Power.
	That's all they want.
	Power.
	Hey, there's a new AI we should be aware of.
	Uh-oh.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Now we're talking.
	It's a new search engine.
	I think you even said in one of the newsletters, perhaps, that search is up for grabs.
	Oh, it is, yeah.
	In fact, I got a note from one of our Googlers who says that they don't even care about search anymore because they're doing so much.
	Business on data, selling data sets in one way or another.
	I never got it clarified what data sets Google's selling that's making them mints.
	They're minting money.
	If the search is no good, who cares?
	The thing is, search is a fallacy.
	You know, the so-called AI, this is the problem.
	By calling it artificial intelligence, the public has been forced into believing that this is intelligence.
	And you know, it's dangerous.
	Let's not forget, or let's remember.
	We have an executive order of 70 pages.
	How dangerous, dangerous AI is.
	It's going to take over everything.
	No.
	So when Google comes out with Gemini, the rebrand of BARF, and when Microsoft comes out with Copilot, notice Apple's very smart and very quiet.
	Notice that now they're taking a beating on the stock market at the moment because, whoa, where's your AI?
	Where's your AI strategy?
	What's your AI strategy, Tim Cook?
	They did the same thing to Disney.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	What's your strategy?
	And these guys are smart.
	Like, nope, I'm not going to turn Siri into something that is retarded because that's what this stuff is.
	When you, when you, Um, conflate a large language model, which has zero intelligence.
	Comic strip blogger, do not tweet me.
	Do not email me.
	He's all in.
	He believes it's all going to happen.
	Um, you know, what a large language model does, like, okay, here's three words.
	Logically, the next word will be the next one in sequence.
	So it's great for You know, writing a resume.
	Yeah, I'm sure it does coding pretty well.
	You know, some stuff that has been done before.
	It's not going to be very creative coding.
	It's great for searching scripture.
	I'll be the first to say that.
	You can get your PowerPoint.
	But if you want to search and want an intelligent answer, it's not going to happen because this has been trained on bullcrap.
	Uh oh.
	known as the internet.
	And so the most recent entrance is Perplexity AI.
	Have you seen this yet?
	Everyone's talking about it.
	Perplexity.
	Now you're ahead of me.
	Perplexity.ai.
	Take a look at it right now.
	Perplexity, which I think is interesting as a brand because-- Yes, perplexing.
	It takes a second to remember how to spell it.
	You have a dumb idea for a name.
	Perplexity.ai.
	I'm going to spell it wrong.
	Perplexity.ai.
	I'm going to put it in as a, there it is.
	I'm going to let it, let the search engine, the smart search engine find it.
	There it is.
	Okay.
	Where knowledge begins.
	Yes.
	Knowledge starts here.
	I didn't know this is where it began.
	I thought it began someplace else.
	So ask anything.
	Okay.
	Hold on.
	Who is, who is Adam Curry?
	Cause you do this to me.
	I do it to you.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is what's interesting because if you do, who is Adam Curry, I'm going to tell you what you're going to see.
	Okay.
	Tell me before I see it.
	I'm a legendary broadcaster.
	I was one of the original MTV VJs.
	That's not true.
	I was credited with coining the term podcasting.
	That's not true.
	That's a mistake.
	We all know, even though you're the podfather, that you did not coin the term and you go into great lengths to explain how the term got coined.
	But let me hit the button.
	Adam Curry is an American podcaster.
	Announcer, internet entrepreneur, and media personality.
	Isn't that what you said?
	He's known for his work as a VJ on MTV.
	Didn't say you were the first.
	And for being one of the first celebrities to create and administer websites.
	Now that's directly from the Wikipedia.
	If you ask, tell me more about Adam Curry, you get these facts.
	And I have it right here.
	I saved the output.
	So in other words, you're doing vanity questions to the AI?
	Well, at least I have these answers.
	So it says... Oh, wait, hey, hold on a second.
	Currently, Curry co-hosts a Noah Jenner Show with John C. Dvorak.
	Yes.
	Where they advocate a value for value model of podcast fund supported by the listeners, well, producers in our case, rather than sponsors.
	In my output here, I have Adam Curry was a contestant on Dancing with the Stars in 2005.
	Is that right?
	No, of course not!
	Well, it said he were.
	Adam Curry is known for his distinctive long hair.
	Adam has a background in music.
	Before his broadcasting career took off, Adam was a musician and played drums in various bands, showcasing his creative talent beyond the world of media.
	But wait, there's more!
	Adam Curry is an avid cyclist.
	He's passionate about cycling and has participated in numerous long-distance cycling events, demonstrating his dedication to physical fitness and endurance.
	I'm also a collector of rare audio and video recordings.
	That would be me.
	Yeah.
	So, my point is...
	Well this particular one that I'm reading is less hyperbolic.
	That's just getting it from Wikipedia.
	I don't know why that popped up in your search.
	This is what I got.
	It says Adam Curry continues to be an influential figure in the podcasting world with projects like Podcasting 2.0, which aims to empower creators through the blockchain technology.
	Really?
	Stop.
	When did that happen?
	Blockchain?
	Stop.
	You're killing me with that.
	And create a cancel proof platform for content creators.
	How does the blockchain work with Podcasting 2.0?
	Do you have a minute?
	There's no blockchain.
	Well, there is.
	Bitcoin, but it's the lightning network.
	It has nothing to do with blockchain.
	It's got nothing to do with anything.
	Blockchain.
	His current wife, he says, by the way, here, let me read this.
	Apart from his media endeavors, Adam Curry is also known for his personal life.
	He has been married multiple times.
	And he mentioned Don Gregg.
	Well, your search resulted in something different than mine.
	Yes, because my cookies are kept to a minimum.
	Oh, well.
	Anyway, this is the new kid on the block, Perplexity AI.
	I have to say his search, although it comes up with crap answers on me, I kind of like how it shows you a video.
	It has some stuff on the page.
	The layout of the page is pretty good.
	It's decent.
	It's decent.
	Did you ever sign up for it?
	I haven't signed up.
	This is just rando.
	No, no, no.
	Rando?
	No, I'm not gonna sign up for that.
	No way.
	Uh-uh.
	Uh, okay.
	Let me see.
	Where are we?
	The S will have a dipshit picture of you where you were like, I don't know, 18 or something.
	Of course it has a dipshit picture of me.
	Those pictures are not good.
	I get so mad about those.
	Let us just do a little intermezzo.
	We haven't really complained about it like we usually do.
	Daylight saving time went into effect.
	Yes, I said saving without the S. What?
	Without the S, because on the last show I said savings and I got three people emailing me.
	It's daylight saving, not savings!
	You got it.
	Can we just say daylight savings at this point?
	Who cares?
	Does anyone care?
	What difference does it make whether there's an S or not?
	So what is the origin of daylight saving time in the United States?
	Do we know this besides the elites trying to screw us up and put us off balance twice a year, which results in more traffic accidents, more heart attacks, children being grumpy, old men being grumpy like Adam and John?
	Senator Lankford, who was all in agreement with Joe Biden on the border bill, appeared on Jake Tapper's State of the Union this morning, and he has a bill, and he wants to change it.
	He's very against daylight savings time.
	You want to end daylight savings time, right?
	Why do you want to do it?
	What are the chances that it can pass Congress?
	He says savings.
	I hope we can keep the conversation going on this.
	Even the guy who wrote the bill says savings.
	...actually passed Congress.
	As you know, two years ago in the Senate, this passed in the Senate, then the House never took it up.
	Let's start the dialogue.
	I know there's arguments between North and South, whether we should have standard time, daylight savings time, where it should be.
	My issue is, lock the clock.
	Let's not have the back and forth on this.
	This has come up so many times with folks that are moms, that their little kids don't make that shift.
	Whether you're in agriculture, it's hard to be able to make that shift.
	And quite frankly, the funniest this sounds is, several years ago I was walking in a Veterans Day parade, and a veteran I saw that was watching the parade, an older gentleman, gets up from his lawn chair, he actually walked into the parade route, shook my hand, and said, before I die, would you end daylight savings time?
	And I laughed in the middle of this parade route and said, of all the things I thought you would say to me today, that is not what I thought you would say.
	He said, I hate it.
	I'm in my 80s.
	I want you to get rid of daylight savings time before I die.
	And I said, sure, I actually have a bill with Marco Rubio to do exactly that.
	We want to be able to lock this clock.
	A lot of people are annoyed by it.
	It's a relic of World War I, actually, when we were trying to save lamp oil.
	Let's actually flick our lights on and we can do this.
	In Arizona, they've done this for years and somehow their kids are still getting to school on time.
	Commerce is still happening.
	And today in Arizona, they're not waking up with a clock that's messed up.
	So he says it's to save oil during World War I. You know, there's so many stories of how this began.
	It was supposed to be for the farmers, it was supposed to be this, it was supposed to be that.
	I don't believe, I think it's lost to history how it happened.
	Yeah?
	I don't think anyone knows anymore.
	Ben Franklin, it was his idea, I've heard that one.
	So, we're in an interesting state in the world with 40% of The world.
	Texas?
	No, the world.
	40% of the world will be voting this year.
	The European Union.
	Yeah, this is going to be great.
	And what's happening is people are sick and tired of it.
	They're sick of commies.
	They're sick of socialists.
	They're sick of migration.
	They're sick of being broke.
	They're sick everywhere.
	Just sick.
	In Ireland, the typical socialist move, or trans Maoist move, they tried to change the language of the Constitution because, you know, we can't be talking about women like women.
	No, we can't have that.
	Family can't be like family.
	You can't have that.
	And the Irish went, screw you.
	Ireland this weekend, no big crowds or scenes of celebration as would be the case during momentous changes to the country's constitution.
	This time a dual referendum proposing changes to the family and women's roles in the constitution was rejected.
	Results showing the highest ever no vote percentage in any Irish referendum.
	The Constitution's definitions of the family and women's roles in society were considered outdated.
	Residents voted on a family referendum proposing to include unmarried couples living together with children to its definition of family, to which 67.69% voted no.
	The care referendum, replacing language defining a mother's duties at home with the clause recognizing care provided by all family members, was also rejected by 73.9% of voters.
	Now I wonder if they're going to do the same trick they pulled when they did the Lisbon Treaty to usher in the European Union.
	Oh yeah, absolutely.
	Hey Ireland, you voted wrong.
	We need to do over.
	Let's do it again and again and again until you vote right.
	She wants to bring in this clip about another person bitching and moaning about immigration.
	And this is, I wonder, do you know this woman?
	It gets the sense that you should.
	It's Ava Vlaardingenbroek.
	We've talked about her.
	Yeah, well, she seems to be a spook to me because she's too young to be doing everything she does, but I have no idea who she'd be working for.
	Listen, she is married to, I think, either the Rumble guy or she's married to some executive who's in alternative media.
	She's in with the Jordan Peterson crowd.
	She's married to an American?
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying, the Rumble guy.
	Okay, could be.
	And she's in with the Peterson gang, she's appeared on Tucker multiple times.
	I keep wanting to not like her, but I can't help myself because then she says something really good and she's done a lot with these protests, with the farmers.
	By the way, she's born on the same day as I am, many years later of course, September 3rd.
	My name's Adam, her name's Ava.
	It's just, it's all annoying to me.
	Well, that would be for sure what you just said.
	But she's good every single time.
	She's a very presentable, to say the least, attractive blonde who speaks perfect English.
	She's kind of like you, you speak perfect Dutch and perfect English.
	She's Dutch.
	She became a Catholic this past year?
	Yeah, for her marriage.
	But she's very good at these kind of rants, and here's one of them.
	So it happened again.
	The news hit today that a 14-year-old girl has been found dead, drugged and abused in an apartment of an African migrant in Vienna.
	This follows the news of two children, who were 9 and 10 years old, that were stabbed by a migrant in Duisburg-Marlow in Germany.
	And this follows the news of three women who were stabbed by a migrant, also in Vienna, and a 12-year-old girl that was gang-raped by 17 migrant minors, also in Vienna.
	And that's in the last 10 days?
	That's 10 days in Europe.
	And this happens all the time.
	And I can't even begin to tell you how many cases like this I've reported on in the last, I don't know, year, few years.
	It's endless.
	It's endless.
	And it literally never ends because nothing ever changes.
	Our policies never change.
	And then there's some uproar for a few days.
	You know, everyone's like, man, what happened here?
	And you know, the newspapers, if they even write about it, there will be one headline.
	One article.
	And then everybody forgets again.
	And the list of girls and women and boys and men, too, who've been sacrificed on the altar of mass migration is too long to even fathom.
	And we just forget.
	We don't know.
	But everybody who argues for mass deportations or who says, hey, we need to close our borders is a racist.
	But if you're white in this continent and you get killed, nothing happens.
	Nothing happens.
	The whole world was up in arms about a drug dealer who was murdered in the United States, George Floyd.
	Pure white 14-year-old girl found dead and raped in an apartment of a migrant in Vienna.
	Nobody even knows your name.
	Nobody knows your name.
	And I swear, I'm thinking about this now, I've filmed documentaries before, I will do it again.
	Someone needs to make a film about this.
	Somebody needs to put a face to all of these victims, to all of these girls, to all of these women, to all of these boys and men who've been murdered by people who should have never been here.
	If it's the last thing I'll do, I'm making this promise to you right now.
	I'm emotional about it.
	I'm going to make this film.
	I'm going to make this film because something needs to happen here and we can't just forget their names.
	We don't even know their names in most cases.
	I'll make the film.
	This is the reason for Geert Wilders' rise in the Netherlands.
	There's still no cabinet as far as I know because of course all the other political parties don't want to form a majority because he's racist!
	He's racist!
	He's racist!
	Exactly what she said.
	Same thing happening now in Portugal at a snap election and there's a Geert Wilders type guy there because the Portuguese are sick and tired of the immigrants and of being broke.
	Portugal is preparing for elections and a far right party is expected.
	Far right!
	To make gains.
	Chega, meaning enough, is campaigning against immigration and corruption.
	The party is riding high in the polls although mainstream politicians have ruled out working with it in any future coalition.
	Mainstream.
	Mainstream politicians.
	Thank you.
	In 2019, Portugal's far-right populist party Chega won just over 1% of the vote.
	Now party leader André Ventura's public appearances resemble those of a rock star, and the party's pulling it over 20%.
	The recipe for success?
	A young team that reaches millions on social media.
	The message is simple.
	Portugal is in danger from corrupt politicians and illegal migrants.
	I understand that some people don't like our voice in the political discussion.
	But we're actually concerned with the well-being of all people.
	It's obvious that the current strategy of welcoming everyone into this country without any control is leading to a constant decline in our living standards.
	Yes, it's obvious, but you know, the people who are saying this are far right!
	They're populist!
	And now we come back to America, and our prediction has come true.
	Listen to this report from Denver, and listen to the term that's being used.
	Well, this is another big story that we have been following, developing right now.
	The city of Denver announced that four shelters are being shut down for immigrants.
	And now city officials are apparently asking rental property owners to rent directly to immigrants.
	Yeah, certainly a controversial suggestion.
	Fox 31's Lisa D'Souza joins us now.
	They're asking owners to cap rent prices as well.
	At about $2,000 a month, she joins us live with more on this request from the city.
	Lisa, good morning.
	Good morning.
	Yes, that is the latest from city officials that we have heard at this point.
	So we know just two months ago, it's estimated there were about 4,500 people staying in those migrant shelters.
	Now that number is believed to be less than 2,000.
	So a pretty big difference here in just a few months.
	Let's get into some of the latest details here.
	We spoke with Denver's Department of Housing about a recent email that actually went out to some rental property owners in Denver, specifically asking them to consider renting to immigrants.
	Several non-profits helping with housing efforts as well.
	They say the city in all, they estimate about 1,300 people have gotten permits just in the past two weeks, further boosting their efforts.
	We put out a feeler to all the landlords we have connections with and basically said, listen, we're going to have some newcomers who are going to need housing.
	Newcomers!
	There it is!
	There it is!
	We're going to have some newcomers.
	Their efforts.
	We put out a feeler to all the landlords we have connections with and basically said, listen, we're going to have some newcomers who are going to need housing.
	And we know at this point that the number of people staying in those migrant shelters is believed to be at a six month low.
	Of course, we're going to continue following this because a lot more questions here as this story continues to develop.
	Newcomers.
	There it is.
	Newcomers.
	And we knew it.
	We knew it.
	It was going to either be visitors, but newcomers.
	I think that's fine.
	We should just use that.
	You're not an illegal immigrant.
	You're a newcomer.
	That's what Biden should have said last night.
	Well, he was borderline about to say it.
	Newcomer?
	Of course, he never discussed the fact that they've been flying, I think it was 350,000 people directly from overseas on airlines into the country.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, as we also said, this is the border is a show.
	That's that's just a little show.
	Greg Abbott down there.
	Oh, we got a Ford operating base.
	That's a show man.
	They're flying over your head.
	Please.
	Okay, so while Putin and...
	Oh, hello, febers.
	Did you get washed?
	Phoebers?
	Yeah.
	You're calling the dog Phoebe Phoebers now?
	Phoebers, yeah.
	Or sometimes Bubba.
	Hi, Bubba.
	Here we go.
	Bubba?
	Yeah, she was in the gulag.
	How was she?
	Was she good?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Bubba's southern for brother.
	The dog is a female.
	It should be sissy.
	No, she's not a sissy.
	She's a Bubba.
	She's a Bubba.
	She's a good girl.
	That's what she is.
	She's a good girl.
	We went to Austin, that's why.
	We stayed with friends, so she had to stay in the gulag for two days.
	Oh my, you smell good.
	Is it kennel?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	No, I'm sorry.
	It's the pet resort.
	The pet resort.
	Yeah.
	I didn't learn much in our travels to Austin.
	Oh, that's right.
	You were hanging out with one of the international producers, right?
	Yeah, well, a former Hollywood executive.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Not a lot more.
	You learned nothing.
	No, I really didn't.
	He's probably out of the loop by now.
	Not really, but there was nothing to report.
	We had a nice time.
	It was fun to see them, but unfortunately nothing.
	Anyway, let's get back.
	While Putin Amidst all this, Putin did one of his speeches and he said, hey, you know, these people in the West, they're crazy.
	Here in Russia, there's only one male and female and that's how you're born.
	And that's it.
	And they can believe whatever they want.
	And if you want to be gay and you're an adult in Russia, you can do whatever you want.
	But we're not going to pretend that a man is a man and a woman's a woman.
	Which is refreshing to hear from a world leader.
	But we do have severe trans-Maoism taking place here in the United States, and there is some pushback.
	The pushback, is it North Carolina, the governor, Mark Robinson?
	Oh, that guy's hilarious.
	Yeah, so one of our producers sent me, thank you baby, one of our producers sent me the clip.
	Did we play this on the last show?
	No, we didn't play the reparations part.
	This is his whole reparations rap.
	Oh right, this is the one I mentioned that wasn't in the clip.
	Yes, here we go.
	There are some people that were talking about reparations in this country.
	They wanted reparations.
	And I remember I made this particular liberal so angry at me because I told him right to their face, nobody owes you anything for slavery.
	If you want to tell the truth about it, it is you who owes.
	It's you who owes.
	Why do you owe?
	Because somebody in those fields took stripes for you!
	Somebody after those fields were ended and slavery was ended, somebody had to walk through Jim Crow for you!
	Somebody fought wars and died for you!
	Somebody lived less than because they didn't have what you have and they did it for you!
	There are people in their graves right now.
	And they are there because they were willing to stand up and fight for you.
	Those folks on the Edmund Pettus Bridge.
	Carrying American flags, take that Colin Kaepernick.
	Living in a society that he could scarcely acknowledge.
	Something that he has never known.
	Living with a bigotry that none of us can imagine.
	Carried American flags on that bridge.
	And when they were hit upside the head with nightsticks and shot with water hoses and knocked to the ground, they got up and picked those flags up and kept marching.
	And they did it for you!
	Nobody owes you anything.
	If anybody owes, it's you.
	Because you've been the benefactor of freedom.
	You are the one that owes.
	And what do you owe?
	You owe it to them to get up off your tail and get to school.
	And when you get to school, you owe it to them to get up off your tail at school and get to work and get some learning in your head.
	And once you get that schooling in your head and get out of that school, you owe it to them to get to work!
	And then when you get to work and you get married, you owe it to them to take care of your children!
	And not let the government take care of your children!
	It's you who owe!
	Nobody owes you a single solitary thing.
	The sacrifice and blood that has been laid out in this nation on your behalf.
	There is a bill at your feet for it.
	It's time you got up off your tail and went and go pay it.
	So, I'm doing a show with Mo on Wednesday.
	I can't wait to talk to him about it.
	Yeah, Moe's, of course, he's watching some of the stuff going on, like the latest thing in New York where Letitia James was booed.
	Yes, I have this clip and I have a boots on the ground report.
	Good, because it followed up with a nice letter, a crazy letter that she wrote.
	She's going to get him.
	She's going to go hunt down the people who booed her.
	Oh, well, that's interesting.
	All right.
	I'll play this short clip first so you can hear what happened.
	Oh, come on.
	We're in a house of God.
	First, simmer down.
	I want to thank Commissioner Kavanaugh and Chief Hodgins for that recognition.
	Alright, so the event was the Fire Department of New York promotional ceremony.
	So she's going to go after a fireman, apparently.
	And what was happening, there was a lot of drama around the lieutenant's exam.
	This was the main reason for the boos.
	The lieutenant's exam is supposed to take place every four years and you want to get promoted.
	And, um, oh man, bad Chad.
	I wonder whatever he, I don't know if he still listens, but he came to Austin to do his lieutenant's exam years and years ago.
	It's a big deal.
	You know, you, you get to move up in ranks and you get better pay and you get some responsibility other than saving people from burning buildings.
	But because of COVID, The list for the exam, which was in 2015, of course, you know, by 2019 this should have taken place, it got extended and moved out.
	Now it's a little convoluted because our boots on the ground fireman wrote a very long note about this but in essence you have a group of people who are eligible to promote to lieutenant and
	They had already taken the test and people had gotten their scores but then they retracted them and they gave the scores back and it looks like they gave women and black firemen a higher score.
	So he says, uh, my personal example, a woman firefighter I'm friends with originally scored in the 60s on a written exam and now her grade's over 80 while mine was 72 and it stayed exactly the same.
	So this is a DEI move that she made.
	And they're pissed.
	They are pissed.
	And rightly so.
	What an idiot.
	And again, you see all this stuff happening.
	It's been a bad week for airlines.
	Uh, let's see, what do we have?
	We had a tire fall off.
	Another one!
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah, tires are falling off all of a sudden.
	Tire fell off.
	And by the way, that tire, it fell off, landed in a, uh, it bounced a couple times and then landed in a, uh... How come?
	Some cars!
	It landed on some cars.
	It smashed a bunch of cars and rentals.
	I have the clip.
	The FAA is looking into why a tire fell off a United Airlines jet.
	No one was hurt when the tire landed in a parking lot.
	So, but this is all United.
	I mean, so, United's 737 engine erupted in flames.
	United's 737 veered off the runway.
	Gear collapse.
	Then we have the tire.
	Yeah, that was a very nice picture if you get to see it.
	And so, what does everyone say?
	DEI!
	Whether that's true or not, United... Well, the guy who's the CEO... Yeah, he's the guy in the dress.
	He's the guy wears a dress, and he obviously hires, you know, this is kind of a thing, when you get older you notice it, is you always hire your own.
	Yeah, in a dress.
	I mean, this is why the SFO used to be, you go in there to TSA, this is before 9-11, and you go to TSA, and the whole, there wasn't a TSA agent there who wasn't a Filipino.
	They were all Filipinos.
	Yes, I remember this.
	Because the head of TSA in San Francisco was a Filipino.
	He hired all Filipinos.
	You get somebody in who's gay, and I, you know, you can take it or leave it, but they hire more gays in the places.
	All of a sudden, it's all gay.
	And so you got this... You mean like Hollywood?
	Now you got this cross-dresser, not a cross-dresser, he's a drag queen, a drag queen who's the CEO of United, and now all these things start happening, it just makes you wonder what the hell's going on.
	And this is the way it is.
	Hire likes hire.
	I mean, yeah, they call it DEA, but then the next thing you know, you're really hiring your own.
	So, from the halls of Fredericksburg, a couple things are coming back.
	And I have to tell these people, you're in spin cycle.
	You're on 11.
	Slow yourself down.
	JFK Jr.
	is still alive.
	This is a big one now.
	How many times are you going to tell us this on this show?
	They can't keep believing it.
	It's unbelievable.
	Like tell him to bring him out.
	Well, so it's like, you know, that will be up to him because, you know, he went into hiding because they wanted to kill him.
	So he wants to be very private.
	And the other one is the minute, you know, that Facebook outage, Facebook and Instagram, and it was like a blip.
	A glitch.
	Ah!
	This is the beginning.
	Ten days of darkness.
	Do you remember that QAnon thing?
	Yeah, I do.
	By the way, if I hear one more M5M report that says someone is a QAnon subscriber, I would like to know where can I follow this?
	Yeah, where's the subscription button?
	Hit like, pound the like button.
	I want a subscription to this so I don't have to get it secondhand from my neighbors and friends here.
	Now, now the Internet's gonna go out, we're gonna get, it's all happening, and here's proof!
	All right, so scientists, some, are sounding the alarm on a so-called solar superstorm that could, and this is important, underline the word could, eventually wipe out the Internet for weeks or even months.
	The sun is entering a more active time where it tends to flare more often.
	After those flares, large Blobs, for lack of a better word, of plasma enter space and can distort the Earth's magnetic field, the power grid, satellites, navigation and GPS systems, and communications equipment are all vulnerable.
	It's happening!
	It's happening!
	It's all going down!
	Get a ham radio, people.
	Get a ham radio.
	I'm having a good time.
	In a Faraday cage.
	Yes.
	I'm beaconing every 15 minutes on VARAC.
	I'll bet you are.
	VARAC.
	People have said that about you for years.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
	Say hello to you and in the morning, the man who put the C in courage to quit.
	Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my friend on the other end, the one and only Mr. John Cena!
	In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry.
	In the morning all ships and sea routes are on the ground, feeding the air subs in the water.
	And all the dames and knights out there.
	In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
	Let me count them.
	We're on the up and up.
	John, it's going well.
	On the last Sunday show we had 2110.
	2110 trolls listening in.
	Today...
	2134.
	We are on the move.
	Things are looking up.
	It's good.
	It's all good.
	People are thinking, you know what?
	Maybe I am just a little overly upset by stuff.
	I'm wound too tight.
	I'm wound too tightly.
	Hey, what we do here is we prepare you for the coming unknown.
	That's what we're here for.
	And when it happens, we'll laugh about it.
	That's what we do.
	And yes, we laugh at how people speak too.
	That's what we do.
	We do.
	And people condemn us for it.
	Yes, but you're supposed to feel good about it because, you know, at least it's not you we're laughing about.
	This is the good news.
	Yet.
	So those trolls are listening at trollroom.io or they may be using a modern podcast app, which is, you know, it's really starting to expand this podcasting 2.0.
	Today I want to promote Castamatic.
	This is only for those of you with an iPhone.
	It's a very good iPhone app, I'm told.
	I don't have one, but people who use iPhone seem to like it a lot.
	Complete standalone, there's no backend server, and it has great sound processing capabilities.
	And just like all the other great 2.0 apps, when we go live, you get an alert, you hit the alert, boom, you're listening to the Troll Room stream live.
	90 seconds within publishing of any of our podcasts, you get an alert.
	By the way, I told you that Spreaker had joined the 2.0 Podping network?
	That's all the iHeart podcasts.
	So all the iHeart, if you know, a lot of people listen to those, you were getting all those promos from iHeartRadio, remember?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so all of those now update within 90 seconds on these modern podcast apps like Castamatic.
	Now you can look at all of them at podcastapps.com.
	Castamatic sounds like a fishing reel.
	I'll tell Franco, he's an Italian guy, he does this one day a week, the other four days a week he's a doctor.
	A doctor?
	Yes, he's a doctor.
	Is he a specialist?
	No, he's a general GP.
	General practitioner.
	Yeah, GP, yes.
	He's a general practitioner.
	Good for him.
	Yeah, and on one day a week he does his podcast app.
	And he's in Italy.
	Franco.
	He's a cool dude.
	That's the kind of people you're supporting by using these apps.
	I took a look, while we're talking about promo stuff, at TooManyEggs.com.
	Do you want to say anything about TooManyEggs.com?
	TooManyEggs.com is my wife's cookbook.
	That's 800 pages of egg recipes.
	Probably the best book, specialized book ever done.
	Ever!
	Better than the vinegar book.
	You can get a free copy if you go to TooManyEggs.com and just go to the PDF and download it.
	That's what you're talking about.
	Yes, and the reason I bring that up is I want to talk about the ABC book, because I did take a look at the PDF that Jay sent me.
	I remember us writing the ABCs.
	Yes, it was like 10 years ago.
	And her illustrations, even though she was, what, 15 at the time?
	Yeah, I think she was 15.
	Are still relevant and dynamite?
	You know, the funny thing is she took a couple, I forgot which ones, but there's two of them that she she swapped out for the purposes of the newest version of the book.
	Oh, what did she swap out?
	I can't remember the two, but she shows them to me like the last week and I say, wow, you can still draw like a high schooler if you want to.
	They're the exact same style.
	I don't know how that was.
	I was very impressed.
	Oh, I think she added vaccine.
	That's probably what she added.
	Maybe.
	Because I don't think vaccine was in there 10 years ago.
	There would be no reason for it.
	Although we were talking about them at the time as the bonanza that was coming.
	Yes, you had unearthed, people should be reminded, you had unearthed a document used as a stock market presentation by one of the big pharma companies talking about how this is a bonanza because we're liability free, we're home, we can put any crap we want out there and who cares?
	Pretty much it.
	Yep.
	So, and, but, you know, they were already talking then about... And that's when they were talking about, I hate to go back to this stuff, but that's when they were talking about vaccines for smoking.
	Yeah.
	Cocaine addiction, smoking cessation.
	Yeah, because if it's under a vaccine, you don't have to worry about liability.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It was good stuff, man.
	All good stuff back in the day.
	So anyway, I think that's a very relevant book and people have told me that they love the idea for their kids and they will gladly pay $33.33.
	This is a big bone of contention in the family, this price.
	And Jay said she needs to add one more page to make it 33 pages.
	Yes, we have to add an opening.
	We'll take care of that.
	So you're against the idea of 33-33?
	So you're against the idea of 33-33.
	You're against it.
	I'm against it, but since you're the co-author and she's the publisher, basically, and the artist, and she's outvoted two to one.
	We need a meeting!
	We need a meeting!
	Come on!
	And the second thing is, she says she's going to take the whole thing, decolorize it, and turn it into an $11.11 coloring book for kids.
	Oh my God!
	This is a smart young lady.
	Yeah, she's good.
	I love how she thinks.
	And so that, she says, that'll make up for it.
	That'll make up for the 33.
	A coloring book.
	And I said, okay, okay, I'm done.
	A coloring book.
	What a genius idea.
	Jay, you're a genius.
	Where do you get it?
	She must get that from Mimi.
	No, me.
	Obviously.
	Ah, value for value is how we run the show.
	We certainly haven't been making any money on merch.
	Hey, the No Agenda Shop guy said that, you know, he's really busy right now, but he will be circling back and adding new products, but everything is still for sale there.
	If you want to go to noagendashop.com, there's all kinds of cool stuff.
	With no agenda.
	Merch!
	Which we have absolutely no hand in.
	They do whatever they want.
	In conjunction with the artists.
	And from time to time we get a donation.
	That's part of how we run this model.
	We're not selling you anything.
	We are giving away our work.
	The fruits of our work.
	We give it away for free twice a week.
	Do whatever you want with it.
	Listen to it.
	Enjoy it.
	Throw it away.
	Pass it on.
	Take it or leave it.
	And from time to time, if you're thinking, you know, those guys actually provided some value.
	I laughed.
	I cried.
	I learned something.
	There's all kinds of reasons people find value in the show.
	Send some back to us.
	In fact, we have a couple, interesting enough, a couple today who have been providing us value over a long time.
	We have one layaway knight who has been doing $4, I think.
	That's as low as it gets.
	That's as low as it gets.
	Well, there's one 3333, and there's one, well, we'll read them in a moment.
	But important to note is that value for value doesn't just have to be monetary.
	It can be many, many ways you can contribute.
	We thank our producers, Boots on the Ground, the fire department, Boots on the Ground in Moscow.
	These are very important contributions that no other podcast can do.
	Well, they could, but they don't because they don't have this model.
	They don't.
	Anyone could do it.
	Yeah, but they don't.
	Made the agreement very early on that you're not listeners, you're not just the audience, you're producers.
	You're a part of the product.
	It's a post-modern media model that very few have been able to put into effect, and those that do seem to enjoy it as we do.
	So, we want to thank our artists.
	We always, we don't even have to solicit anymore, but our artists are always busy working away at creating art for every single new episode.
	These are people who are able to listen live and able to do stuff live, which is just incredibly appreciated.
	And of course, you can find all of that at noagendaartgenerator.com.
	Thank you, Sir Paul Couture, for episode 1640, which we titled Funny Farm.
	This was a nice piece.
	It was done by Dame Kenny Bend.
	We liked what Dame Kenny Bend did.
	This was the I Voted sticker that I got and that you got, although you had two on your lapels, and you were just telling everybody you voted twice.
	So here it was, I voted twice, and this got good traction on the socials.
	People were laughing at this, like, oh, that's a good one.
	For their own reasons.
	It is a good one.
	It is a good one.
	For their own reasons.
	It's a good gag.
	For their own reasons, I'm sure.
	But it was dynamite.
	We enjoyed it very much.
	Yeah, a lot of people looked at us, hey, that's funny, I thought I was the only one.
	No, no, you were the one that voted twice.
	So, let's take a look at some other Runners up in our, and everyone can follow along with this at noagendaartgenerator.com, or if you get one of those modern podcast apps I was talking about, we have chapters that our buddy Drug Scott does, and he uses a lot of these other images.
	So while you're just listening, it'll switch right there in the app.
	If you're using it on CarPlay or Android Auto, it'll switch right there in the app, right on your dashboard, which is fun to watch.
	What else did we talk about?
	Well, their runner-up, I guess, was I Voted by Mail 33 Times by Darren O'Neill, but that didn't quite hit the mark the way Dame Kenny Benz did.
	Yeah, the joke was I voted twice, not I voted by mail 33 times.
	Victoria Newland having a spa day with a chocolate chip cookie, although it got a chuckle out of us, no.
	Um, I got hyper vaccinated by Sweet Cheeks.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Didn't quite, didn't quite make it.
	Um, wasn't there something else we kind of like?
	The Ravens talk, I kind of liked the Ravens talk.
	You did like the Ravens talk.
	There was a lot of AI stuff and then some stuff came in late, which, and again, the clown, Biden clowns is, Didn't that come in... That came in late.
	I thought that came in this morning.
	I'd stay home with the woman in the kitchen.
	I don't think Dame Kenny Benton realized that that was going to be the joke of the Kit, whatever her name is.
	Oh, right, right, right.
	Britt, what's her name?
	Britt, Britt, not Kit.
	Britt, Kit, Mitt, I don't know.
	Hey, by the way, talking about that, you know, during the, you know, there were Democrats standing up constantly and clapping like maniacs.
	They did have one overhead shot of the whole audience.
	And you know who was jumping up and clapping exactly when the Democrats are clapping over on the Republican side?
	No.
	And you could make, you could tell by his, you know, who it was?
	No.
	Mitt Romney.
	What a tool.
	He's an idiot.
	He's jumping up constantly and clapping with the Democrats.
	What a douche.
	He's by himself basically in the middle of a group.
	What an idiot.
	That's no good.
	That's no good.
	Let's thank some of our producers who came in as executive and associate executive producers, who apparently one or two of these might have dated that Jenna Bush lady.
	Not sure which one.
	I don't know if it was Montana Honyok, but Montana comes in from Stevensville, Montana with $333.69.
	Sophia Bush, by the way.
	$333.69.
	Sophia Bush, by the way.
	Sophia.
	And Montana says the $333.33 is for the show.
	The $69.69 is for John.
	His jokes and innuendos are always appreciated.
	Celebrating my 33rd birthday today, can I get a de-douche?
	You've been de-douched.
	Montana Hunyuck.
	You got it, Montana.
	Thank you very much.
	Now we have Yosep.
	Povic in Zagreb, Croatia.
	Hello, Croatia.
	Yeah, we got a Croatia listener.
	Croatia is beautiful.
	They have some of the most beautiful waterfalls and nature.
	Yeah, I've been there more than once.
	I've been there a few times.
	I used to write for a magazine called Bug, which was a Croatian magazine.
	My columns were translated into Croatian by a guy there named Drago, which I thought was one of the greatest first names ever.
	Drago.
	And I've been there a number of times.
	I have a story.
	So I am in... I went there one time with the publisher and Drago and they brought along the guy who was the number one famous guy who was with us.
	We're floating around.
	Number one famous guy here in Croatia, John.
	Number one famous guy.
	Wine and food.
	He's the wine and food guy of Croatia and we went to Dubrovnik.
	And then we went to this restaurant just outside of the city limits, which was a seafood restaurant, and there was a, you know, this guy was famous enough that once we show up at the restaurant, everyone's abuzz.
	Oh, he's the number one guy!
	So they're whispering to each other all of a sudden about halfway through the meal, and one of them says, somebody says to me, Are you like a real stickler for legalities?
	What?
	And I said, well, it depends, you know.
	He says, well, we have a muscle that has grown in a certain part of the side of the hill that is against the law to eat or get.
	And it was because it's just ruining the land.
	You know, they have to dig away at the shoreline to get to these mussels.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Yeah.
	Was this Bug magazine, was this a culinary publication?
	No.
	An early W.E.F.
	gig?
	It has to do with a computer bug.
	Oh, OK.
	All right.
	So I said, would you like to try one of these to get some of these mussels?
	These illegal mussels.
	And they said, sure.
	You're a criminal.
	So they brought out a plate of these mussels for everybody and they're forbidden mussels and so as I'm eating them, they taste like mud.
	They're grown in this mud and they taste like mud.
	They're terrible!
	And I'm thinking these things are only because they're illegal and the Croatians are all kind of into like, you know, scofflaw.
	They're like basically ex-communist scofflaw types.
	That things were even considered a delicacy.
	Believe me, they're not good.
	Anyway, that's my story from Croatia.
	There we go.
	Bugs!
	Senior editor of Bug Magazine.
	Yosef says, thank you, no jingles, just some relationship karma.
	Yeah, we'll give him that, no problem.
	You've got karma.
	Then we go on to 333.33 from Jay Schweikert, I'm gonna say, Wichita, Kansas.
	ITM, both of your deconstruction and historical perspectives are appreciated, such as this interesting story, which I do not think I've ever heard before.
	You continue to astound me.
	After 16 years, you still keep our relationship fresh with stories like that.
	After seeing Adam on Beck many years after Headbangers Ball, the Scandemic was further clarified.
	No matter what the world throws at us, our eternal power and authority is with our creator.
	This donation makes me a knight where I will be Sir Slickwater of the Mississippian.
	Leff and Primanti brothers... Is it Leff or Leffy?
	Leffy.
	Leffy.
	What do you think it is?
	Leffy?
	L-E-F-F-E?
	Leffa.
	Leffa and Primanti Brothers Steak Sandwiches at the round table, please.
	Yak Karma and God's Peace be with everyone.
	Well, that goes perfect with Yak Karma.
	You've got... Karma.
	Thank you, Jay.
	Get the Kimberly Cram in Fort Myers, Florida. 333.33.
	ITM, I've been a loyal listener for 3.5 years.
	I have to donate, I had to donate 333 to become an executive producer.
	I don't have a name picked out.
	Maybe you two can help.
	Well, you're just an executive producer.
	You have your own name.
	There's no name to pick out.
	I think Kimberly thinks that she's, that producers get the round table and get to order stuff.
	I don't know.
	She's only, she's been listening for 3.5 years, huh?
	Maybe you two can help.
	I'd like a 20 ounce medium rare wagyu steak and espresso to martini, double up Jobs Karma.
	Please and thank you.
	We'll give you the Jobs Karma, but you're not at the round table, Kimberly.
	No, you need to be a dame, but maybe... Yeah, you gotta go further than just executive producer.
	Maybe we're just confused, or you're confused, but let us know.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got... karma.
	And we go on to David Byrne.
	No relation to the Talking Heads, I'm sure.
	Staten Island, New York, 333.33.
	This is part of my tax refund.
	Oh, wait!
	I never did finish that.
	Oh, well.
	At least here's something.
	Do your tax.
	Do your taxes.
	Please.
	Yeah, I'm done.
	Yes, okay.
	Thank you very much, David.
	Appreciate it.
	Jake in God's country, US.
	333.
	Hey guys, a millennial private investment producer here.
	I'd said it would be long, and here it is.
	I'm a knight.
	I had donated a few times prior to COVID, but for some reason PayPal's not displaying that in their archive.
	Nonetheless, here's 333 to ensure that I'm covered for the roundtable accounting below.
	Please knight me, sir.
	I'm like that.
	Sir, I'm like that.
	Uh, the genesis is from a major in-game brawl involving my favorite professional baseball team.
	It included the picture of said favorite team charging and taking the entire opposition bench on his own.
	Wow.
	I have been, I have been, uh, always enjoyed, I don't know what, what fight he's talking about, but it probably was famous.
	I've always enjoyed watching this clip as it sparks such a caval- is that the one where, where the old guy gets hit in the head and goes down?
	And it sparks such a cavalier attitude to say, F it, I am not getting disrespected.
	We need more people in the world like this.
	Sorry, I botched the read.
	I would enjoy a bush light and a bone in ribeye at the round table.
	That's a good combination, if you think about it.
	No market predictions this time around, but it does seem like everyone ex-US looks unvestable at the moment, especially China.
	I think he means uninvestable.
	That's what he said.
	Uninvestable.
	As always, please provide Trump don't trust China and anything Rev.
	Al.
	And we have a new Rev.
	Al, which we played recently.
	We'll roll it out again.
	Donald Trump don't trust China!
	China is asshole!
	Pushing proven conspiracy theories.
	Pushing proven that they were not factual conspiracy theories.
	Yesterday, President Biden pardoned, quote, bifurcate laws that criminalize consensual gay sex in California.
	What are your thoughts?
	How do we, I mean, some say he's Jim Jones or Jim Jordan with a jacket on.
	He co-offered the bill on aid to Israel and reclaimed.
	Reclaimed, there we go.
	Rev never disappoints.
	Zachary Welch in Burien, Washington is donating this in Jesus' name.
	$3.33.
	I need to claim my knighthood.
	We'll send accounting soon.
	Ridiculous that I've not donated in such a long time.
	However, it was necessary.
	To the father I never wanted and the brother I never had.
	Figure it out.
	Thank you, Zachary.
	Appreciate that.
	Dame Laura of the Golden Mean in Buckley, Washington, another Washingtonian.
	24137, she's our first associate executive producer.
	Please accept my donation, she writes, in the amount of 22924 to commemorate the Leap Day show.
	It was a very rare occurrence.
	By the way, we have St.
	Patrick's Day coming up.
	No, it's a very rare occurrence and will probably be the only one unless you contribute, continue to 2032.
	That would be the next one, not 2033.
	1996 was the first time Leap Day was on a Thursday.
	Right.
	1996 was the first time leap day was on a Thursday.
	2004 was the last leap day.
	I asked my brother who's a savant when it comes to space and time.
	I expected him to get back to me, but he immediately listed the years as a But he immediately listed the years that happened, so he just came right back.
	As a kid, he discovered all the possible calendars in the back of the phone book and memorized them.
	He's fun at parties.
	When you give him your birthday, he'll come back with the day of the week you were born.
	Wow.
	One of those guys.
	Those guys are funny.
	Let me guess, he's still single.
	Some goat karma, please.
	ITM, Dame Laura of the Golden Mean.
	You've got And coming in with 234, Sir David Fugazotto.
	He is our Knight of the... No, he's Duke.
	Duke of the Arabian Peninsula and America's Heartland, Gladstone, Missouri.
	234, no notes, so we'll give him a double-up karma.
	Karma.
	Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood, Colorado.
	You gets her ever of the wheat.
	Or the what?
	200 bucks, she says.
	Jobs Karma.
	For a resume that gets results, go to ImageMakersInc.com for all your... This must be working for her.
	ImageMakersInc.com for all your resume needs and job search needs.
	That's ImageMakersInc with a K. Find Linda Lou Patkin, Duchess of Jobs.
	And writer of resume.
	Did we ever give her a... Yes!
	Give her... Yes!
	And writer of resume.
	She's on the producers list.
	Let's just go check her out.
	Jobs!
	She's good!
	Jobs!
	Jobs!
	And jobs!
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Your reads today, which are off, I mean it happens, but they remind me, I hate to say it, but they remind me a little bit of this new commercial by Joe Biden.
	You want to hear that?
	No, please.
	Okay, I won't play it for you.
	Do it, don't play it!
	Okay, all right, here's campaign ad.
	Look, I'm not a young guy.
	That's no secret.
	But here's the deal.
	I understand how to get things done for the American people.
	I led the country through the COVID crisis.
	Today, we have the strongest economy in the world.
	In the world!
	I passed a law that lowers prescription drug prices.
	Yeah!
	Capsize them to $35 a month for seniors.
	For four years, Donald Trump tried to pass an infrastructure law, and he failed.
	Failed!
	I got it done.
	Now we're rebuilding America.
	I passed the biggest law in history to combat climate change.
	Because our future depends on it.
	Donald Trump took away the freedom of women to choose.
	I'm determined to make Roe v. Wade the law of the land again.
	Now wait for the ending.
	Donald Trump believes the job of the president is to take care of Donald Trump.
	I believe the job of the president is to fight for you, the American people.
	And that's what I'm doing.
	I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.
	Can we do one more take?
	Look, I'm very young, energetic, and handsome.
	What the hell am I doing this for?
	How lame is that?
	Alright, I got one for you.
	Here's yours.
	This is an Ask Adam.
	Oh.
	Do I need the jingle?
	I guess I need the jingle.
	Yeah.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	Uh, is that?
	Okay.
	Ask Adam.
	Okay, this is a random clip.
	You have to identify who this is.
	Okay.
	What clip is it?
	Ask Adam.
	I don't see an Ask Adam in here.
	You better.
	No, there's no Ask Adam in here.
	It's right at the top.
	No, I have Biden ban AI voice at the top.
	How did I have it on my list and you never got a copy?
	Well, you're asking me things I don't understand, Mr. Miyagi.
	All right, good work.
	Hey, well done.
	All right, I say Jean-Claude Van Damme.
	Okay, so let's go with Ever of the Watt.
	I might as well read this.
	234 from Lindenwood, Michigan.
	What a fail.
	Hi, from Sir Ever of the Watt.
	That's it?
	That's all he's got?
	Now you've got me concerned.
	I want to double check my list.
	Let me make sure that somehow something didn't happen.
	Hold on.
	Let me check my email.
	Because this is concerning.
	We really fell flat.
	You don't have to obsess on it.
	We can always do it later.
	No, here, 1641.
	1641.
	Oh, interesting.
	Well, this is very interesting.
	I downloaded it from the Gmails, and it's not in my thing, but I look at what you sent me to mycurry.com, and there it is.
	So, I don't know why, but I will play it now for you.
	I got a note last night from a friend of mine.
	He writes in this note that he's afraid of what he might have to do in order to save his reality, as I saved mine.
	You can't prove anything.
	There's nothing to prove.
	Every man judges himself.
	He knows what he is.
	You know what you are, as I know what I am.
	We all know what we are.
	Nobody can stand in judgment.
	They can play like they're standing in judgment.
	They can play like they stand in judgment and take you off and control the masses with your human body.
	And they can lock you up in penitentiaries and cages and put you on crosses as they did in the past.
	But it doesn't amount to anything.
	What they're doing is they're only persecuting a reflection of themselves.
	They're persecuting what they can't stand to look at in themselves.
	The truth.
	They can't stand to look at the truth in themselves.
	They persecute themselves.
	They're butchering themselves every time they go on the freeway.
	They hate themselves.
	Look at the signs.
	Stop.
	Go.
	Turn here.
	Turn there.
	You can't do this.
	You can't do that.
	You can.
	You can't.
	You can't.
	This is illegal.
	That's illegal.
	Everything's illegal.
	The police used to watch over the people.
	Now they're watching the people.
	Wow.
	Gosh, it sounds a bit like Ross Perot, but I think this guy is black, so I'm not sure.
	This one I really don't know.
	And you don't think it's Ted Kaczynski?
	That's Ted Kaczynski?
	No, it's Charlie Manson.
	Oh wow, you scared me for a second.
	If I hadn't known my hero, that would have been horrible.
	Not for his killing spree, of course, but for the history of the industrial society and its future.
	or the industrial side in its future.
	Let's see.
	We have...
	You're at Shwedy.
	Shwedy from McKinney, Texas.
	And Shwedy says, Hey, John, I'm a long-time listener, second-time associate executive caller.
	Oh, that's kind of funny.
	We don't have callers, but we have producers.
	First time call.
	Yes.
	I'm also on the monthly layaway plan for my own DuMont.
	At some point in the future.
	However, I received a tax return.
	This is good, people.
	This is what you do with these tax returns.
	I received a tax return this year.
	It's $200, Associate Executive Producer.
	Time to add on to the monthly and show more value.
	Plus, give thanks, jingles, no sweat off my balls, and goat karma.
	It's no sweat off my balls.
	There you go.
	You've got karma.
	There we go, Mike from the Jersey Shore wrapping things up with 200 bucks.
	He says, greetings from the Jersey Shore.
	I did some homework and determined I was eligible for knighthood if the perigee, perigee is what it says, committee sees fit to bestow the honor I would like to be known as Sir Mike of the Jersey Shore.
	Residing in Jersey, I can't even get the impression he's in Jersey.
	I would also like to request pizza and pork roll at the round table.
	Great job, guys.
	Mike N2MPS.
	Pizza and pork roll.
	I hadn't put that one on yet.
	Pizza and pork roll.
	Did I miss someone?
	Because I have...
	I have two more jingles that I had prepared.
	Did we miss someone somewhere?
	We got the no sweat and goat karma.
	Robilizer?
	Did someone want a Robilizer?
	No, I haven't seen that.
	Must be on drugs.
	Thank you very much to these executive and associate executive producers.
	These are credits that you now can proudly portray and display on your resume or on your social media profile.
	Or you can go and open up an IMDB account and start it off right with this.
	You'll see that there's over 1,000 people on IMDB who are no agenda executive or associate executive producers.
	And these credits are accepted.
	Well, they're valid anywhere credits are accepted.
	If anyone questions that, we'll be happy to vouch for you.
	And remember, sometimes executive or associate executive producers get to hang out with Sophia Bush.
	So this is all good stuff here at the No Agenda Show.
	And we thank you very much.
	And we'll be thanking a couple more people as John takes us through to the 50s.
	Well, now I have to read this note from Kimberly Cram, because she donated earlier, and it's a cumulative donation.
	She came in also with $164.10 from Fort Myers, Florida, and this should have been all combined, but here you go.
	Hi, Tam, John, and Adam.
	I was punched in the mouth three years ago.
	Thank you both for your service.
	Actually, she says thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	The show has kept me sane, living in this clown world banana republic that used to be the Republic of the United States of America.
	And she wants jobs, Karma, which I think we gave her earlier, but you can give it to her again.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You thought, Karma.
	Thank you, Kimberly.
	Dame Becky and Sir Michael Kenny, Kenny in Katy, Texas came in with a 145 and have a note asking for, maybe that's where the note you got confused.
	Bruce.
	Bruce Schwalm in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
	Douglas Bechtel in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada.
	103.35.
	Spice Cowboy in Lincoln University, Pennsylvania.
	105.35.
	Wish he'd found the show.
	Or Space Cowboy.
	Wish he had found the show sooner.
	Carol Williams in Carlsbad, California.
	100.
	She wants a whoosh.
	Kevin McLaughlin.
	There he is.
	8-0-0-8.
	Big or small.
	Love, love, love, love them all.
	8-0-8.
	Boobs.
	Sir Lyman of the Net in Anna, Illinois.
	69-69.
	Camera Linga in North Branch, Minnesota.
	Nuts.
	64-72.
	6472, Sir Mainframe in Port...
	Ah, Hue Enemy, I think is pronounced.
	Hueneme, yes.
	Hueneme 64.
	And now we have a night note that you can kind of read parts of if you want to.
	Yes, it's a Dame note, actually, and it's too long.
	Our dear Dame, Linda Soffer, will read parts of it.
	She says, I've officially reached Damehood and then some, but here it is.
	$4 a week sustaining donation that began May 2, 2020, 200 weeks ago, and an initial $250 donation for Father's Day in either 2017 or 2018.
	That was originally credit to my husband, Seth, who saved my sanity when he hit me in the mouth shortly after Trump's victory in 2016.
	While I love my husband, he chose to get the jab and has surrendered that credit to me.
	Is he still with us?
	Pretty much the only good thing that has come from that choice.
	Please dame me, Linda, mistress of Spooky Garden.
	Nothing special at the round table.
	If you possibly could play the entire clip of the original foamer at the end of the show, that would totally make my day.
	We actually have some Joe Bidens lined up for you.
	But because we love you, we will... I don't think there is a long foamer.
	There's just the foamer.
	Is there... I don't think we... The original one was a long foamer.
	It was where he sees the different trains and he goes nuts about them.
	Oh my God!
	Listen to that horn!
	And there's a lot of things that she'd like to say, but she'll spare me the bulk of my rantings, but she would like to encourage all listeners who are present and future parents to consider home education for their young people.
	She's very proud of her 18-year-old daughter.
	Being her mom has been the most purposeful, gratifying experience of my life.
	I did not even think of becoming a mom until I was in my mid-30s.
	Fortunately, I did not have doctors encouraging younger me to take hormones or cut off my boobs because I was uncomfortable with them.
	Yikes!
	A plug for the natural learning community, we are blessed to be members of, called Open Connections, openconnections.org.
	Your show is like a gift from the gods, and I'm forever grateful for you both.
	Hugs and kisses from Linda Sofra.
	And Linda will see you at the roundtable momentarily.
	Now we have Marnix Kert.
	in Cart!
	Cart Uh, I think it's Atima, or Atima.
	Atima.
	I think it's Atima.
	It could be Atima.
	Trinity Divelbiss.
	Now, you're wondering why my reads are off.
	Yeah, why are your reads off, John?
	Because I got Trinity Divelbiss's name.
	What am I supposed to say?
	She's in Meyer, I think it's a she, in Meyer, Arizona.
	And it's a switcheroo.
	A donation from my amazing husband, Jonas, to celebrate his 33rd birthday.
	He's on the list.
	I love you, Mr. Honey.
	She says.
	Nice.
	Christine Hines in Manchester, New Hampshire, 55-55.
	Eric Huckel in Mulroes, Deutschland, 54-83.
	He's been with us forever.
	I don't know if he's ever taken a knighthood.
	Probably not.
	He should.
	You should, Eric.
	Chris Abraham in Arlington, Virginia, 54-63, birthday boy.
	Bala, 53-25, parts unknown.
	Gerald Preston in Bennington, Nebraska, 52-72.
	Sir Woody in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, 52-72.
	Baronette Slartibartfest.
	Slartibartfest.
	Slartibartfest in Hope, Rhode Island.
	Bad Idea Supply in Parts Unknown.
	Where's Bad Idea Supply?
	Why does that keep dropping off the spreadsheet?
	$50.50.
	Jackie Connelly in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
	$50.01.
	I want to thank John for advising Anne Barnhart to producing her own shows.
	So we can get more content from her.
	Okay, he needs a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	I think she's in Italy and she does value for value.
	She's a big, she's promoted us and so we love her equally, of course.
	Now we have the $50 donors name and location.
	Starting with Capic Chiropractic in Capic, Michigan.
	So go there if you have a... your back goes out.
	George Wuschit in La Vernia, Texas.
	Kevin... William Kidwell in Dover, Delaware.
	William Spain in Springdale, Arkansas.
	William Hollingworth in Medford, Oregon.
	I think it was a Hollingworth that wrote that screenplay that's under attack.
	Nadia Borg in San Marcos, California.
	Michelle Petty in Grand Forks, North Dakota.
	Margarita Andenhode in Orangevale, California.
	Stephen Shoemake in Xenia, Ohio.
	Isaiah Cecciarelli in Thane, Wyoming.
	Carl Vogler in Dillon Beach, California.
	Last on the list is Dame Flying Fish.
	In Pincher Creek, Alberta, Canada.
	I want to thank everybody on this list for helping get show 1641 off the ground.
	Yes, and we thank all of our producers who came in under $50.
	That is always a good place to be for anonymity.
	People like donating $49.99 for that very reason.
	Of course, we thank people who are on those sustaining donations.
	These help a lot in slower times.
	You can make them up yourself.
	You can go to noagendadonations.com, Dvorak.org slash NA.
	And I have a couple who have changes coming up because they are on those sustaining donations.
	And the first one is a dude named Dave who has a title change.
	He says, in the morning, I've been a listener for nearly 10 years since episode 616-ish.
	Remember Boko Haram?
	Yes, we do.
	I want to thank you for the excellent media deconstruction over the years.
	Your analysis during the COVID hysteria was particularly valuable.
	After years of anonymous 33-33 donations each month, I have recently reached the threshold of barren.
	You hear that, people?
	Barren.
	The accounting information is supplied.
	I hereby request the title change to now be known as Sir Dude Named Dave, Baron of the Great Plains.
	I would appreciate if you could play Kellyanne Conway money shot and the number station jingles.
	Well, of course.
	That's a Shona money shot!
	Woo, Jesus!
	Woo, Lord!
	Look at that!
	That's a money shot!
	Chetan Conway is a money shot!
	India, hang out, Mike.
	Standby.
	33, 33, 33.
	Robilizer out.
	Yeah, I see.
	I knew it.
	I knew I had those jingles for a reason.
	Then we have a switcheroo layaway night note from Tayma.
	He's proud to say he's been on a monthly sustaining donation of $50 since July of 2021.
	This Sunday, March 10th, is a special day at the Brunner house.
	Our oldest son Tayma is turning 18 and night Matt Brunner, 41, on a show day.
	Yes, father and son sharing a birthday.
	Since Matt received his knighthood a year and a half ago for our anniversary, I would like to give Tijmen a knighthood for his 18th birthday.
	Happy birthday, my sweet Tijmen.
	Happy birthday to my smoking hot husband, Matt.
	Love you boys.
	Please knight Tijmen, Sir TJ of the Nederlanden, and serve steak and hoegaarden at the round table.
	Love and light from Marga.
	Hoegaarden is a very nice Belgian beer.
	And finally, layaway night from Beau Sheminsky.
	I'm ready to be knighted, Sir Lemonheart of the Great White North, proudly fighting for freedom up here in Canada, and the world.
	Round table, rum and coke, not Pepsi, it sucks.
	Hold on, let me make sure that... Oh, and veal cutlets in mushroom cream sauce, a nice sativa, and a nap.
	Yeah, you'll need it.
	For dessert...
	Oh god, I didn't even do this.
	For dessert, the 69-69 dude jingle.
	69!
	69, dudes!
	My Keeper and I have been monthly 33-33 subscribers and one-time show producers since 2022 when we saw Adam on JRE and haven't missed a No Agenda show since.
	You open your eyes and ears, help us through these dark times of Trudeau and we continue to hit people in the mouth Wherever we can.
	As an audio engineer, I really appreciate the production value of your show.
	Keep up the awesome.
	Thank you all very much.
	Thank you to these producers.
	You will be awarded your appropriate titles in a moment.
	And of course, once again, thanks to our executive associate executive producers for episode 1641.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	World. Order.
	Shut up, slave.
	Shut up!
	To become a producer, go to noagendadonations.com.
	It's your birthday, birthday.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	And as you hear, we have quite a list.
	Dane Becky Berenetis of the great Katy Perry turned 72 on March 2nd.
	Hello, Dane Becky.
	Rebecca Weintraub celebrated on March 4th.
	Trinity Divilbiss wishes her husband Jonas a happy birthday.
	He turned 33 on the 7th.
	Sir Mike Berenet of the great Katy Perry turned 73 on March 8th.
	Listen to these people!
	I love having you here!
	Sir Chris Abram turned 54 on March 8th.
	Marja says happy birthday to Matt Brunner.
	Turned 41 today.
	And her son, Taima, turns 81 today as well.
	And Montana Honyak turns...
	18.
	18, I'm sorry.
	And Montana Honyak turns 33 years old today.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	It's your birthday.
	T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Title changes.
	Turn and face this place.
	Life changes.
	Don't want to be a douchebag.
	People who are sustaining donors do actually get up there.
	And Sir Dude Named Dave becomes a baronet and becomes, with his new title, Sir Dude Named Dave, Baron of the Great Plains.
	And we thank him very much for his contributions to the best podcast in the universe.
	Now we have several knights and one dame, so you need a nice one for the dame.
	I got the chrome one!
	That's a pretty one, that's a very pretty one.
	Up on the podium please, Linda Soffer!
	Bo Schiminski, Mike, Jake, and Jay Schweikert, all of you now have reached the status of knowage and the knight or dame.
	I'm very proud to pronounce the Kate, the Dame, Linda, Mistress of Spooky Garden, Sir TJ of the Natal on this, Sir Lemonheart of the Great White North, Sir Mike of the Jersey Shore, Sir I'm Like That, and Sir Slickwater of the Mississippian.
	For you, we have hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay, rum and coke, veal cutlets in a mushroom cream sauce, a nice sativa and a nap, Leffe Primanti Brothers Steak Sandwiches, Bush Light and a Bone in Ribeye, Pizza and Pork Roll Steak and Hoeharden and of course Mutton and Meat, it's always here.
	I mean, I don't know if it compares to the Hoeharden with a nice steak, but it is.
	Oh, you like it.
	Very good.
	Go to NoAgendaRings.com.
	That's where you can select your ring size for your beautiful No Agenda unisex knight and dame ring.
	And, of course, give us the address where we can send it off to.
	And, as always, it comes with wax to seal your important correspondence.
	Not just that, but a certificate of authenticity.
	and welcome again to the roundtable here which is getting quite full over the years of no agenda knights and dames this is really the companion to your no agenda show experience you need to go to a meetup if you really want to understand what gitmo nation is all about and really get into the community which you are yourself you're You're the community.
	You create it.
	You maintain it.
	Our knight, Sir Daniel, he maintains NoAgendaMeetups.com, but it's really you're on your own for this, and they are really fun to go to.
	Unfortunately, The meet-up that Sergei F. Tohoeg was going to host in Albuquerque, New Mexico today was cancelled.
	Not sure why.
	We hope everything's okay.
	There is one taking place in Charleston.
	This is no agenda livestream listen party.
	Hello, livestream listeners at the distilling company in Charleston, Johns Island, South Carolina.
	The Indiana Tribal Mad March meet-up is taking place now at the Prodigy Burger Bar in Indianapolis, Indiana.
	Mark and Maria, of course, of Greenwood taking that, taking care of that.
	On Thursday, ah yes John, Pi Day Part 2!
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah, oh yeah.
	314, that's right.
	That's always a special one for the No Agenda Donations.
	It's the Mile High Meetup at Lincoln's Roadhouse in Denver, Colorado in Asper, Georgia.
	They'll be meeting up at 615, oh Jasper, Georgia, I'm sorry, on Thursday at Rocco's Pub.
	Then we have the Boiler Up Spring Break Pie Day Celebration.
	Harry's Chocolate Shop in West Lafayette, Indiana.
	Woo!
	And then we have a whole bunch that are on the way throughout the month.
	It's all the way through April 20th is what I see.
	Many cool meetups including Blue Island, Illinois.
	Haven't seen that one before.
	South Slocan, British Columbia, Canada.
	Haven't seen that one on the list before.
	Wageningen, Gelderland, The Netherlands, Osaka.
	Ah!
	Osaka, Japan, March 30th.
	Hey, there's a lot of meetups that you can go check out.
	I would love for you to go to one and for all these meetups, send us a report.
	We love them.
	noagendameetups.com.
	If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.
	It's easy.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want to be.
	Like a party.
	Bye.
	I have one, two... I have three or four here.
	How many do you have?
	Do you have anything?
	You only have one.
	I have two.
	You have two.
	Well, let me hear yours.
	What do you got?
	Alright, got classics.
	You mean you didn't have any new ones?
	You're just repurposing ones that failed before?
	No, these are all new, but they're classics.
	They're new classics.
	Okay.
	Amazing.
	Amazing?
	Amazing!
	Okay, not bad.
	And then not fair.
	It's not fair!
	Let's see if I can outdo you.
	For some reason people really love this one.
	That's true.
	That's true!
	They love you doing that, but that's a non-starter for me.
	There's this one.
	Cool it.
	No, I don't think that's good.
	This is one.
	I ain't never jumped that high in my life.
	No, these are all, these all suck.
	This is the one.
	I think this is the one that you, let me just crank up the sound a little bit.
	This is the one I think you'll like a lot.
	Hold on.
	Here we go.
	Check this out.
	You guys are the best in the business.
	Huh?
	Come hard to beat.
	I'll let you have it.
	Thank you.
	It's time once again for good news everybody as we like to leave you on your Saturday with some good news as we've played all the bad news.
	We've laughed about all the bad news and now John's going to give us some good news so we feel good about leaving the show today.
	What do we have?
	This is a story about a lonely giant Newfoundland dog that's been roaming around town with a box on his head.
	A month's long effort to capture a dog running around with a box stuck on its head is finally over.
	That dog, now named Bear, tonight is at the City of Mobile Animal Services.
	Haley Kennedy has been following the story and Haley joins us now and you got to meet Bear today.
	I sure did.
	And despite his big size, Bear is the sweetest and just calmest dog ever.
	And I won't lie, he did kind of steal my heart.
	Now, Animal Service is calling this a catch of a major victory.
	I would definitely say that Bear here is a celebrity.
	Bear is the dog known for having a box stuck on his head while roaming around Three Mile Creek for months, now in the safety of the City of Mobile Animal Services.
	It looks like he was trying to get into a trash can when he got stuck in there and he pulled it off with him and he's had it ever since.
	This is that trash can lid and as you can tell, Bear has absolutely no interest in it now.
	But despite his lost love for the lid, he sure did put up quite an adventure for Robert Bryant and his team.
	We've tried just about everything in our arsenal to catch this dog.
	You know, we spent weeks trying chemical capture, which is using a dart gun or sedatives.
	We've tried a net gun.
	We've brought up to 10 people out at once to try and corner him.
	And last week, Bear finally allowed them to remove the lid.
	But as soon as they did, he took off.
	Incredibly fast.
	And I can tell you that because I've tried to catch him.
	Then Sunday, the crew finally claimed victory as this big guy is now safe at the animal shelter, bringing everyone there so much joy.
	He is as sweet as can be.
	You would think a dog that was on the run for several months with a box on his head would not be this friendly with people.
	Bryant says the trash can lid did not injure Bear at all and there's no scarring on his neck.
	He clearly was able to eat despite the lid.
	I'm told that he should be up for adoption sometime next week.
	There's nothing better when it comes to good news than a dog with a box on his head.
	I think you've outdone yourself.
	I got good news.
	I got good news.
	That's right.
	Good news, everybody.
	That's very good news.
	I'm so happy the dog hit the box on his head.
	We have, uh... What do we have next?
	We got Sir Seat-Sitter.
	Ah!
	Another Battle of the Douchebags live!
	He's got on Boo-Burry, Net-Ned, Skart Armstrong, and of course Sir Seat-Sitter himself.
	Oh, that's cool.
	We gotta stick around for that one, John.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	The Battle of the Douchebags is always a winner.
	On a Sunday, no less.
	Good work, everybody.
	And that is it for our media deconstruction.
	We hope you laughed.
	We hope you had a good time.
	We hope you liked the story about the dog with the box on his head.
	We have end of show mixes coming up from Tom.
	This is all Joe Biden stuff, by the way.
	Classic from Shay Z, or Zed.
	And brand new from our State of the Union, Tom Starkweather, Melodious Owls.
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