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Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, February 22nd, 2024.
This is your award winning Kimbo Nation Media assassination episode 1636.
This is No Agenda.
Saving the world from the apocalypse.
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas country here in FEMA Region numbers.
6, In the Morning, everybody!
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Contra Costa County, where, by the way, the power is going off here and there, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill!
In the Morning!
Now, would this have anything to do with the scary cell phone outage from this morning?
No.
This PG&E cut the power to my house for, uh, what looks like it should be eight hours so they can fix some poles.
Oh, really?
They're pole fixing?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Well, that kind of sucks.
You don't sound... Now, are you in Jay's... This is your daughter's house.
Are you in her bedroom, in her study, in the living room?
Where are you?
Just so we can get a little... It's a small guest computer room.
They have a computer room for guests?
Well, that's what it seems like.
So they can have guests over and then, oh, by the way, guest, here's your computer room?
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
It's got one of those little B-links.
Oh yeah, well those are good computers.
I took my entire setup in a Halliburton case and brought it up here.
So it's exactly the same.
Except, this Halliburton case I should mention, or complain about.
Did you pick up this Halliburton case from your contract work in Iraq, rebuilding the rubalization?
This Halliburton case, which is one of those big, you know, metal cases.
Yeah.
For carrying around gear.
Yeah.
It's like rugged, it's really well made.
The wheels are falling apart on it.
Literally.
You know, it would have been funnier if you just said you were in jail.
That would have been more believable in this whole story.
Well, I guess the... Now, a Halliburton case, is that made by the company Halliburton?
It's made by some suitcase company.
Okay.
But I'm telling you, these wheels are falling apart.
This is a brand new, for all product, I never use these things much, but for all, you look at this thing, it looks like a brand new case.
It's got no dents or anything on it.
And the wheels are just crumbling.
They're crumbling from oxidation.
You just can't get any quality product anymore.
That's what it seems like.
Made in China.
I'm sure.
Well, um, I'm glad that you're on the air with us.
Of course, we all awoke to panic, panic, panic!
Thousands of AT&T customers are waking up to no cell service this morning due to a nationwide cellular outage.
According to Down Detector, there's been a spike of reports of lost phone service since 4 o'clock this morning.
If your cell's not working this morning, you're not alone.
Thousands of AT&T customers and other cell carriers across the country are experiencing a massive outage this morning.
It's impacting police communications in major cities, including here in town at the University of Texas.
Breaking news right now.
If you're waking up and you're having trouble with your smartphone, you're likely an AT&T customer.
They are experiencing a nationwide outage, maybe even beyond that.
It's impacting those carriers.
We've not heard any carriers beyond that, but if you're on the AT&T network, it's an issue.
Good morning, Oklahoma!
Maybe you're looking at your phone and it's saying SOS.
What's going on?
My husband had that this morning and he's freaking out and I was like, did you do your phone updates?
He's not the only one, guys.
If you're experiencing that, it may be a result of space weather.
Breaking news right at the top and a lot of Americans are feeling it right now.
If you've had some trouble using your cell phone this morning, it's not just you.
You're not alone.
Major carriers have been experiencing widespread outages all across the country, though AT&T is the most affected overnight.
Users are on social media.
You're not alone.
A massive outage is affecting people all over the country.
AT&T, the largest wireless carrier in the United States, is confirming network issues and service disruptions.
And AT&T spokesman Jim Greer saying in a statement, quote, we are working urgently to restore service.
And we encourage the use of Wi-Fi calling until service is restored.
Oh man, it was so fun looking at the X this morning.
People just like, well, I can't get my Uber.
And Uber was going, I can't drive my Uber.
My Uber and my Lyft is not working.
No, that wouldn't work.
So we hear a clip on the last show about how the Chinese are going to go after our infrastructure.
Yeah, and then we get this.
Then we get this and nobody associates it with the Chinese or the Russians or anybody else.
Maybe this is an attack.
Believe me, I got some of those messages.
Duh!
It's finally happening!
The cyberattacks are happening!
It's happening now!
Here goes the cyberattacks!
I'm like, how about 3 a.m.?
Hmm.
Bad update?
Anybody?
That's obviously what this was.
And it wasn't all... Yeah, obviously, because you're, for all practical purposes, taking the AT&T network out is doing the public a favor.
Really?
It's a public service.
And of course, you know, when people can't reach the other people, they're like, oh, I can't reach my friend.
My network must be down.
So I think it really was limited to AT&T.
We'll find out.
But, you know, there's no coincidences in the kingdom.
This just came out.
This little ditty.
This is James KN4NEH, the CEO of Ham Radio Prep today with a huge announcement about legislation that affects the entire ham radio community.
That's us, guys!
Two U.S.
Senators, Roger Wicker from Mississippi and Richard Blumenthal from Connecticut, have just introduced legislation to give ham radio operators the right to install outdoor antennas on residential properties and serve their communities.
As you may already know, many homeowners associations prevent ham radio operators from installing antennas, which leaves many American communities without any type of backup communication system in the event of a blackout, a natural disaster, or other communication outage.
When the apocalypse comes, we're the guys who are gonna save the world, right?
Right?
Right.
I mean, that coincidence is great.
I love that.
Just so happens, same day.
Now, of course, we don't really know exactly what happens the show day, so we won't know.
I doubt it was space weather.
It takes a couple days for an X3 flare to reach the Earth.
That was that lady from some weather channel.
She's like, overnight there was a flare.
It would take a few days, lady.
That's not what it is.
But just to me, sounds like it was a bad update.
But I would say, if anything, if this was some kind of drill to see if we've scared people enough about China, it failed.
They need to do some work because that was really not the trending message.
It was just You know, like, I can't get my Uber.
That was the biggest one.
I need some credits for this AT&T.
You better be giving me credit.
I mean, that's how people are thinking.
So if they really wanted to scare people, they kind of failed on that.
And it was something that wasn't even Pixie Girl who said, Oh, no, Black Swan event coming.
I don't know who it was, somebody.
It just, you know, it would have been good.
You know, when you mentioned credits, my Xfinity cable, Comcast cable, went down, like, last week.
Yeah.
And they have a little box you can click, if you look on the website, you can see it, like, would you like credit for this outage?
Hmm.
You click the box, they give you like seven bucks back.
Really?
I don't think half the people know, they don't like make a, they don't make an issue of it.
Oh, well, that's kind of interesting.
Well, of course they're not going to make an issue of it.
They don't actually want you to, they don't want to give you any money back.
Since we're talking about space junk and craziness, let's go with this.
I have some clips on Too Many Rockets.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Too Many Rockets.
And it looks like it's from one of my favorite outfits.
Elitist Voices of America.
This is NPR or PBS.
Too many rockets from PBS.
Earlier this week, the latest entry in the new race for space commerce lifted off from the Kennedy Space Center.
If all goes well, it would be the first ever private spacecraft to land on the moon.
According to data from the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, 2023 was a record year for launching satellites, probes, landers, and other objects into space.
But scientists worry that those plumes of exhaust that trail rockets arcing into the skies could be scattering harmful pollutants into the pristine upper layers of the Earth's atmosphere.
Freelance science journalist Shannon Hall recently wrote about this new era of space pollution in the New York Times.
Shannon, what's in this rocket exhaust, and why are some scientists concerned about it?
That is a great question.
Right now, rocket exhaust has black carbon in it, and scientists are very concerned that black carbon, which is black, will absorb the sun's radiation and heat the atmosphere.
Specifically, they're worried that it's going to heat the stratosphere.
We care about the stratosphere tremendously because it's home to the ozone layer, which protects us from the sun's harmful radiation.
So, if we're increasing the number of rocket launches, we could actually increase the risk of skin cancer, cataracts, and immune disorders here on ground because we have harmed the ozone layer.
Okay, it's rockets.
Hold on a second.
It's rocket pollution.
Yeah, this is great.
Didn't Bill Gates want to ship?
Yes!
And some other guys want to ship black carbon into space to block the sun?
To stop global warming?
I'm still reeling from the news that black carbon is black.
That just blew me away.
This lady, she's slamming some science down on the table.
Yes, I believe you wanted to do that.
How much black carbon actually comes off a rocket at that altitude?
But is it black carbon?
I mean, are we confusing carbon with soot?
Is soot carbon?
Yeah, soot is black carbon, actually.
Alright, let's see what else she has to say.
Now this concern about the black soot heating up the stratosphere, is this something that research has shown or is this, I don't want to say speculation, but sort of theorizing this could happen?
That's a great question.
Because the research is really just now catching up.
to the speed of the space race, but there have been a number of studies in recent years.
One study showed that rocket emission is 500 times better at heating the stratosphere than aviation, for example.
Sucking in soot!
You're just bringing it today.
Great questions.
So it heats the stratosphere more than aviation?
I mean the chemtrails?
Why is this lady even on?
Who is she?
She's some science writer who looks like a blonde wicked witch of the East.
What is the point?
I have no idea.
I just found it amusing because as you'll see in the third clip, what's funny about it.
What are the potential solutions people looking at?
Is there such a thing as green rocket fuel?
Let me guess, is this another great question?
Because I don't know if I can handle it.
That's a great question.
There really is no such thing as green rocket fuel.
Because even if we were to change from hydrocarbon fuel, which is what we're using now to say something that emitted water, water is actually a greenhouse gas at these upper layers of the atmosphere.
So, no matter what, we are likely going to cause harm on the environment, but we can certainly tweak how much harm is caused.
That is the ultimate hope.
Sounds to me like someone wants to tax this rocketry and get some money from Elon and Bezos and these other guys.
Huh.
That's an interesting analysis.
I'm sure, absolutely sure you're correct.
I have a report about Odysseus.
Which is good.
This is the most recent one.
It's going to land on the moon.
Very interesting facts in this little report.
Ignition and liftoff.
And again, we need manly countdowns, people.
Not ignition, liftoff!
Woo!
Everybody's a rocket!
Ignition.
The launch from NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida last week was perfect, but will a private company be the first ever to stick the landing?
This SpaceX rocket carried a lunar vehicle, the Odysseus, From a private company in Texas called Intuitive Machines.
It's scheduled to land on the moon on Thursday near the moon's south pole.
The goal?
Finding a way to put humans back on the moon for a long time.
The only time humans ever landed on the moon was this famous landing by the American Apollo mission in 1969.
Four other nations have made unmanned... I just need to stop this for a second.
I thought we landed a couple times after the famous 1969 Apollo mission.
I think we landed like five or six times afterwards.
Not according to this guy.
American Apollo mission in 1969.
Four other nations have made unmanned trips to the moon, but the last private company to try failed a few weeks ago, and landing there is still very difficult, especially for a remote-controlled lander.
As you know, the Moon has a lot less gravity than the Earth does, but it also has no atmosphere, so there's very little to break your descent as you're falling to the surface.
So that spacecraft has to know exactly when to turn on its engines and how much thrust to deploy and when to stop, so that it can land softly on the Moon without bouncing off the Moon or crashing into the Moon.
Didn't hear much of that in 1972 when we supposedly landed for the last time.
It's so difficult now with all the advanced technology.
And what's interesting about that commentary was that now they are recovering the boosters and having them land after the fact and we've seen that happen because it's using the computerized technique to stay balanced.
It seems as though you don't need to remote control it.
The computer should land it.
This is... I'm very skeptical about this.
Yes, this is your theme.
I'm very skeptical about any of this.
You know, they keep failing, and then the camera fails, and then the solar panel doesn't unfold, and then we can't get any data.
Yeah, you know, and you know why?
Because Arthur C. Clarke is dead.
You've got to explain that one.
Arthur C. Clarke is one of the guys that was blamed for filming the first Apollo mission in a backlot.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah.
I don't think it was a backlot.
I think ultimately it was Area 51 in a hangar, wasn't it?
Wasn't that the conclusion?
There's no documentation to prove any of it.
Well, I'll stick with climate change for a second then.
I was hearing all kinds of results from the car companies this past week.
Did I hear that all Dodge vehicles are going to be EVs now, including the Ram?
Did they not get the memo that this is not working, that people don't really want them?
It's Chrysler Corporation.
Chrysler, right.
Are you talking about a company that's supposed to keep up?
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Well, this might make it easier.
From the gas pump to the charging station, America's green shift accelerated to a record 1.2 million new electric vehicle sales last year.
The average price, $50,789.
But the rate of growth is slowing as unsold EVs stack up at dealerships.
In Wisconsin, Koons Automotive owns 44 dealerships across the region.
Yeah, we've definitely seen a slowdown across the board on EV sales.
Cutting tailpipe emissions has been a key driver of President Biden's climate change agenda.
We're building the future of the electric vehicle.
We're bringing back U.S.
manufacturing jobs.
But the Biden EPA is now set to slow the ramp up of tough new emission rules.
That could mean two-thirds of all new vehicle sales would be electric by 2032.
by 2032.
The $40,000 vehicle, the $35,000 vehicle, the choices are limited in the mass market when it comes to electric vehicles.
Pressure to slow the pace of the new standards rollout comes from automakers, which have invested heavily in new battery technology and auto workers who fear potential job cuts.
In September, Mr. Biden walked the picket line with UAW workers.
Last month, the union endorsed him for another term.
But after the hottest year on record, environmental advocates warn slowing the emissions target rollout will have a cost.
More oil use, more pollution, more global warming, And more kids with asthma.
So that's a bad deal.
I love that tagline.
More kids with asthma.
That's the result of climate change.
How does that even work?
Is heat responsible for asthma?
I don't understand.
It's just the association of pollution, asthma.
Yeah, I mean the whole thing about carbon, it's CO2 that we're supposed to be worried about, but they just fold that into carbon.
Yeah, soot.
Yeah, soot is bad.
We got rid of that in Los Angeles.
Cleared that up.
Got emissions on vehicles.
Cleared that up.
But now just everything is carbon.
And the carbon tax.
And then Washington State, maybe Mimi knows about this, they're now using the climate change for political means.
Get you to vote for them because we're giving you money back!
It's incredible!
The money would come from the Climate Commitment Act, essentially giving Washingtonians money back from a piece of legislation that has been very lucrative for the state, generating well over a billion dollars last year.
Those $200 rebates will go to low-income residents.
The House version of the proposal would hand out the credits once on October 15th of this year, which is three weeks before Election Day, and then again in February of 2025.
But the February rebate would only go out if voters keep the Climate Commitment Act.
There is an initiative right now to repeal the act on the November ballot.
That leads to some questions of whether House lawmakers are trying to convince voters not to repeal the act.
I pose that question to Representative Joe Fitzgibbon.
We're just trying to be upfront with Washingtonians about what the impacts of this repeal would be.
There's many things that would no longer be funded if the Climate Commitment Act is repealed.
Traffic safety improvements, salmon recovery improvements, improvements in wildfire prevention and wildfire suppression.
So what I understand here is they taxed people for their carbon footprint in Washington State.
It was a bonanza, now they're giving it to poor people.
Is that kind of what I'm hearing?
John?
I'm sorry.
Oh, did you hear me?
Or did you drop out?
What happened?
I was fiddling around with some settings.
Are you part of the show?
Are you doing something with Horowitz on the side?
Hey, you fiddle around constantly!
So, the question is, because you know, you may know a bit about Washington State, is this taking money from wealthy people and giving it to poor people?
Is that the idea?
Well, that's what they try to do.
I think what they're actually going to do is nothing.
They're not giving their money to anybody.
Well, then what's the rebate about?
Because you've got to vote for him, otherwise you won't get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Vote for Biden, you'll get your student debt cancelled.
They're trying to pull the same trick.
Well, a little different with the French farmers.
So now the new prime minister, who used to be the education dude, Dudette, he's now promising... I think price fixing is what they're doing now.
That'll be a part of climate change for everybody in the future.
It's the latest attempt by the French government to ease tensions with angry farmers.
A new agriculture bill outlined by Prime Minister Gabriel Attal on Wednesday.
We've heard the farmers' appeal.
We've made commitments and we're in the process of keeping them.
This is just the beginning of a new page that we're writing together with them.
The bill aims to appease farmers following crippling nationwide protests last month over low wholesale prices, burdensome environmental rules and competition from outside the EU.
The French government has said it has already paid several million euros in emergency aid and will create a new basis for negotiations between producers and wholesalers to improve farmers' incomes and will make it easier for farmers to get temporary visas for foreign seasonal workers.
The draft agricultural policy law that the minister will present in detail recognizes in black and white in the law our objective of agricultural and food sovereignty and places agriculture among the nation's fundamental interests in the same way as our security or national defense.
The announcement comes just days before France's National Agriculture Show, widely regarded as the deadline for the government to meet farmers' demands.
Some resumed action on Wednesday by blockading a stretcher motorway in the south of France, while two farmers' unions have announced they will lead a group of tractors to the agriculture show in Paris, ahead of French President Emmanuel Macron's visit this weekend.
I like food sovereignty.
So they're going to force the retailers into price-fixing with the wholesalers.
Yeah.
Price-fixing never works.
No!
And that's very communist.
Is that socialist, communist, Marxist?
What is that?
Same thing.
Dumb.
It's all dumb.
I've got boots on the ground from one of our producers who's a farmer.
We were trying to figure out what that chloroquat was on the last show.
The stuff that is showing up in surprisingly only General Mills products.
Was it Quaker Oats and...
What's the other one?
Cheerios.
Cheerios.
Oats.
Oats, yes.
He has an answer for us.
He says, you wonder about this chemical.
He says it's chemical, chemical kumquat.
I don't know if he's just making up a joke.
So what is this chemical being sprayed on plants?
He says, all the desired outcomes we have like stem thickness, root growth and height sounds exactly like the current growth inhibitors that are on the market from Bayer, etc.
For us farmers, the intent is that while we continue to push the Max Fertility Package to offset rising costs and weak commodity prices, you get cereal crops that fall down and lodge.
The result is loss of yield and quality that makes harvesting a nightmare, so some genius decided to use this other chemical to effectively help keep the plant standing while still having a massive head full of seed.
That makes sense.
Yeah, pretty soon they'll have little trees growing.
Screw you if you got it in your body, kid.
That's your problem.
It's all so sick.
All right, let's get to... I need to go back to Munich because we have a little bit of a wrap-up of the Munich Security Conference, which was very much a red carpet event for all the elites of the world, including those who are in the war business.
People are still hanging out in Berlin, doing stuff, partying, having a good time.
And as we know, the unbelievable coincidence that the news of Alexei Navalny's death came while his wife Beautiful, blonde hair, tight, short blonde hair, you know, pulled back tight.
Striking female figure, very fashionable clothes.
I like the bell-bottoms.
She happens to be there for a speech.
We don't really... What a coincidence!
We don't really have confirmation he's dead, but she is now, I mean, amazing being pushed to the forefront!
Alexei Navalny's final moments of freedom back in 2021.
His wife, Yulia Navalnaya, showing unwavering support.
Now, in the wake of his death, she's positioning herself for the first time as a political leader.
By killing Alexei, Putin killed half of me.
Half of my heart and half of my soul.
But I still have the other half.
And it tells me that I have no right to give up.
I will continue Alexei Navalny's cause.
Navalny was born in Moscow in July 1976.
She later studied economics and took a job in banking, but stayed away from politics until she met Navalny.
The couple's paths crossed at a resort in Turkey in 1998.
Sharing similar political views, they were both members of the liberal Yablaka party by the early 2000s.
Unofficially referred to as the first lady of the opposition, Yulia Navalny became a crucial presence behind the scenes.
She already has a platform.
Delivering a speech at the Munich security conference hours after learning of her husband's death.
Then meeting EU foreign ministers in Brussels on Monday.
In a rare display of emotion during her YouTube address, Navalnaya appeared to be taking the helm.
I ask you to share the rage with me.
Rage, anger, hatred towards those who dare to kill our future.
I address you with Alexei's own words in which he believed very much.
It is not shameful to do little.
It is shameful to do nothing.
So a couple things in this report.
One, I like share the rage.
I think that could get legs.
I like that she had a YouTube address.
This really positions YouTube in a whole new light.
A YouTube address.
And, uh, and she went right on to Brussels and met everybody.
Oh, you should have seen her with Queen Ursula.
Oh my goodness.
She was like hugging and crying and pulling her chair close and like, oh, I'm so, this is so horrible.
And, uh, I think she's, I think she's better than, uh, than her husband.
And I know I'm speaking morbidly, but let's just look at it from the way these a-holes look at it.
She's great.
She, she's recognizable.
Her husband was kind of bland.
He didn't really have an image.
You know what I mean?
This thing looks so rigged.
Do you think she'd be a little beside herself after the death of her husband?
She's giving speeches, she's floating around, she's partying in Berlin.
Right on cue, of course, this was used to put more sanctions on Putin.
Why does Trump always blame America?
I'm sorry, to blame Trump and then put more sanctions on Putin.
A suspicious death in Russia is now a US election.
Can you believe what CBS just did in this package?
That's actually quite good.
Just throw in a non-secretary of, it's Trump's fault, and he blames America, and then go straight into sanctions for Putin.
That's very good.
Why does Trump always blame America?
A suspicious death in Russia is now a U.S.
election issue after former President Donald Trump equated last week's demise of a famed opposition leader to his recent fine for business fraud.
It is a form of Navalny.
It is a form of communism or fascism.
At a town hall in South Carolina, Trump called Alexei Navalny's death in an Arctic penal colony a, quote, sad situation, but declined, once again, to blame Russia's president.
Putin is responsible for Navalny's death.
Why can't Trump just say that?
Putin's responsible.
The Biden administration is finalizing what it describes as major sanctions to punish Putin.
Today, the Treasury Department's top sanctions official met with allies in Europe to coordinate on the new economic measures that are timed to mark the two-year anniversary of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
We are always looking at additional ways that we can choke off the Russian war machine, that we can deny the Russian Military-industrial complex components that it needs to use to fund its war effort.
And yet that war effort rages on.
The White House is intensifying its attacks on House Republicans for failing to approve another aid package for Ukraine.
The embattled nation is running low on ammunition, forcing it to withdraw this week from a strategic city on the front lines.
Between that setback and Navalny's death, pressure is mounting on Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson to buck a vocal minority in his party and bring the Ukraine aid up for a vote as soon as Congress returns from a two-week recess.
So, what you don't hear in any reports, and I can't really find any, or any, not really, any M5M reports about the accusations against Navalny, which are that he was MI6 or MI5, that he was working in tandem with Bill Browder.
I mean, that's really the big accusation, and Bill Browder, who was also in Munich, Why, I don't know.
Bill Browder, who was kind of a hedge fund guy, and he was kind of ripping off these Russian companies from the perspective of the Russians.
And supposedly he was also working for our intelligence agencies.
The operation was called Operation Quake.
And Navalny, he had a codename.
His codename was Freedom.
So you know there's there's that's just never described it was actually it was um uh there was a letter supposedly signed by Valerie Plame in September 2009 which confirmed this and so we had to get rid of her.
Did we out her?
Didn't we uh didn't we cause trouble for Valerie Plame at certain points?
Yeah they got she well she got outed uh That was a while ago, though.
That was pre-Navalny.
Pre-Navalny?
Okay.
Well, then why was she even writing letters?
That's a good question.
Yeah.
It's a mess.
Yes, and it's... And by the way, you started it off with, we don't even know if he's dead.
Yeah, we don't.
It's possible he was just extracted.
Anything's possible.
But I think the bottom line is that, first of all, he doesn't have cancer, Putin.
He doesn't have Parkinson's.
I think we saw that clearly with Tucker.
You know, no mea culpa's on the mainstream for that.
Remember he was dying?
He was going to be dead and who would take over?
Supposedly.
He was injured in a train wreck.
So I think really what they really just want, they want Putin out, they want, and when I say they, it's the political system, it's the financial system.
Globalists.
They want the 75 trillion dollars worth of riches of Russia.
That's basically what they want.
They just want control over it.
They can't get control.
And this guy is annoying.
He's in the way.
And I think they need to start trying to assassinate him.
Everything else is not working.
You know, Zelensky, when he ran, he ran on a platform of peace and a treaty with Russia.
That was the original idea of why people were so excited about Zelensky.
Now this is all turned and twisted, and of course Zelensky is there.
He gets on the stage with Christiane Amanpour, another fine globalist, and this was really weird.
So she tees him up to call out the Republicans, who I guess are also in Munich.
You want to call them out?
Uh, you know, for not giving him our money for whatever, you know, whatever is going on with you between Ukraine and Russia, which is, you know, from an American citizen perspective.
I have problems here.
And then he does the weirdest thing.
Mr. President, you said that with the will and with all the gear, you could win.
I've been speaking to American generals, others who said you can win, but it depends on the will of politicians in your allied nations, in the United States and everywhere else.
As you know, there is a stalling in the United States Congress The Republican-led House will not address the huge weapons bill that the President is trying to get to you.
Some of them may be here.
What would you say to your Republican colleagues in the United States?
Anybody who's blocking that bill?
I mean, first of all, what is this Munich conference and why is she doing this?
Like, is she getting a kickback?
Is she getting a piece of the action if they pass the money?
I will have a meeting with centres today.
I think we will have speech with detail.
They have to understand what's going on and I think that's I don't want to push such message to United States because they did a lot for us.
Did a lot.
I see Nancy Pelosi.
Thank you so much.
We did together a lot.
Hey, shout out to Nance.
We did together a lot, Nance.
It was good, man.
We got some good... You should stay at my place.
You know, on the Mediterranean, Nance.
Thank you from our people, from all our hearts.
Thank you so much.
Yes! Nancy!
You're Nancy!
A standing ovation for Nancy Pelosi.
She did a lot.
Yes, we have to work in one joint team.
That is the answer.
If Ukraine will be alone, you have to understand what will be.
Russia will destroy us, destroy Baltic, destroy Poland, and they can do it.
Yesterday I had very interesting Very useful, I think.
Dialogues with German government and also with France partners.
And I said very clearly and very honestly, if you will remind, that what was going on in Ukraine in 2014, our people were not ready for the war.
Listen to this.
occupation of Crimea, part of Donbass.
Listen to this.
I left this in because he's now, he says, what happened is since 2013, right before the United States went over there, Lindsey Graham, Noodleman, Brennan, Brennan, everyone over there for the coup.
And from that moment on, we, our intelligence services, control the country.
But they weren't quite ready.
So let's just, I think he's speaking beyond what he should be saying here.
He will remind that what was going on in Ukraine in 2014, our people were not ready for the war.
They weren't ready?
Oh, they weren't ready in 2013, so we had to sign up.
He will remind that what was going on in Ukraine in 2014, our people were not ready for the war.
For the quick occupation of Crimea, part of Donbass.
And then during almost 8 years, people began to be ready for such aggression.
Not only with a weapon.
It's not a question of weapon.
You're ready psychologically.
That's why.
That's why.
I think what he's saying is, starting in 2013, we knew that our people wouldn't be ready for war with Russia, so we had to psy-op them with the Maidan coup, and then just psych them up to go and die for the globalists, and now There's none left.
This is a report from the BBC.
These are the patrols many Ukrainian men now dread.
Conscription officers like Pavlo hunting for draft dodgers.
Ukraine needs a lot more soldiers, but they're not flooding to the front lines anymore, so some have to be caught and cajoled.
Pavlo lost his arm near Bakhmut in a mortar attack, but he wanted to go on serving his country, so now he looks for other men who can still fight.
There's a full-scale war, but it's still like people don't care.
We need everyone to come together, like they did on the first day.
Everyone was united then, like brothers.
But when I ask about friends who've served with him, Pavlo tells me there's almost no one left from his company.
Everyone's either injured like me or dead.
They've been rousting men on the street for months and months, and whenever we talked about it, all you'd hear is, oh, that's fake news.
That's just conspiracy theory.
That's not true.
They've got women now.
And I got a picture this morning, I don't know if it's true, that if your dad was a draft dodger, kids, when they go to school, they hang a badge on them.
My daddy's a dodge drafter, a draft dodger.
Which seems kind of... That's pretty cruel.
Cruel, but... Well, yeah, because I guess they've got to wipe out the entire Ukrainian population.
I wonder what that's all about.
We need to stop this.
This is... This is really... This is just... Ugh.
Anyway, just in case none of this works, Navalny doesn't care, we need to work on the American people.
I mean, I don't know who had this meeting.
This was some old person's idea, and I'm being ageist here.
Blah, we've got to get people excited about more money for Ukraine.
Oh, I know!
This morning, another American citizen is in custody in Russia.
Ksenia Karolina, a 33-year-old ballerina who lived in Los Angeles, is a Russian-American dual national.
Okay, 33 and a ballerina.
Oh, could it be any more Russian?
She was detained on suspicion of treason for allegedly donating money to support Ukraine.
The White House now issuing a warning to all Americans in Russia.
If you're a U.S.
citizen, including a dual national, residing in or traveling in Russia, you ought to leave right now.
Russia's Federal Security Service released this video, apparently showing Karolina being led into a courtroom where a judge denied her bail.
Do you think that they really had a meeting like, I've got a great idea?
Ballerina, that always, when you ever say ballet, it's always Russia.
And she was donating money to Ukraine.
She donated to some fund and her total donation was $51.
Is that really true?
That's my understanding from one of the reports.
It was under $100, like $50.
Meaningless, you know.
And how they traced it is beyond me.
It's not even possible.
But yet, all of a sudden, all this takes place.
This is such a phony story.
I didn't even bother to get a clip of it.
Well, it's Richard Engel, so that's why I figured we'll just play the last minute.
It proves my point.
Engel is always in on the op.
She is not safe there and if we do not help her, so she will spend the rest of her life in jail.
As the US works to respond, President Biden says he will bring new sanctions against Russia after the death of Vladimir Putin's most outspoken critic, Alexei Navalny.
I told you we'd be announcing sanctions on Russia.
We'll have a major package announced on Friday.
But Russia is already under sanctions, which so far have had little impact, as Russia is shielded by China, continues to sell oil internationally, and is resupplied with weapons by Iran and North Korea.
The U.S.
says the sanctions are also designed to hold Russia accountable for the war in Ukraine, where Russian troops are flattening villages across the east as they advance.
Russia launched new attacks overnight as Ukrainian defenders are stalled as they await weapons and ammunition blocked by Congress.
Russia drove Ukrainian forces from the city of Avdivka last weekend.
A witness tells NBC News as the Russians advanced Ukrainian troops broke rank into chaos.
A Ukrainian military spokesman this morning said some Ukrainians were captured or went missing.
So the Richard Engel is obviously, you know, what we call Mockingbird, Project Mockingbird, Operation Mockingbird.
He just passes on whatever he has to pass on.
So they're really trying to get this money.
They really, they really, really, really want this money, which is not for Ukraine.
It's for our military industrial complex.
So they throw in the ballerina story and, uh, Richard, you got anything else?
Uh, let me look.
I can pull something from the archives.
Oh, that's good.
It's midnight on March 4th, 2022.
CCTV cameras capture Russian troops as they attack Europe's biggest nuclear power plant near the Ukrainian city of Zaporizhia.
Piotr Kotin, the CEO of Ukraine's nuclear power company, watched the attack from Kiev.
It's just a terrifying video watching fire spread and an attack at an Right.
And the units are with nuclear materials right here.
The Ukrainians broadcast warnings, telling Russian troops to stop shelling at the risk of a nuclear disaster.
The warnings went unheeded.
Russian troops occupied the plant and the territory around it.
Ukrainian forces held on to the far bank of the Dnieper River, leaving the nuclear power station right on the front line.
Nuclear experts point to three main dangers.
First, a military strike on the plant, either accidental or deliberate.
Second, a power cut.
The plant's six uranium reactors require electricity for cooling.
But Ukrainian officials say three of the four power lines are damaged, and the fourth is faulty.
There have already been eight blackouts, as recently as December.
Ukrainians say the Russians have been abusing employees.
Eleven thousand people worked at the plant before, Only 4,000 work there now.
A nuclear disaster here would be felt around the world and leave large parts of Ukraine and beyond uninhabitable.
So he's just pulling an old story.
There's nothing new.
That's not only an old story, but half of what he said was debunked.
I mean, the Russians took that place over to keep the Ukrainians from screwing it up.
And to keep it running, exactly.
But there was a little piece of propaganda in there that I... A little?
Well, okay, the whole thing, but there was something that stood out a little to me, which was the Russians are being resupplied.
He says specifically resupplied by Iran and North Korea, as if the Russians don't have any production at all whatsoever.
It feels like they're grasping at straws.
Meanwhile, Asia Times report that... Yeah, but it's the way he presents, he presents, you know, he's like breathless and he's presenting, oh my god, and this is gonna happen, that's gonna happen, and the Russians and the North Koreans and the Iranians keep resupplying the Russians and so they'll be able to fight longer because, you know, as if, as if, all of us as if, this guy's full of it.
Asia Times report that regime change is coming to Kiev.
But Zelensky may soon be forced out on account of the loss of Advika.
We'll see.
He's great.
I mean, he's still a perfect guy for this role.
I mean, he's got his English kind of spiffed.
He's understandable.
He's understandable.
Barely.
The ladies love him.
You know, he still shows up in kind of those olive drab clothes.
He's got the boots on.
You know, he should actually have a belt on.
He should just have some hand grenades hanging off his belt.
That's what I'd have.
I think he should be like this Latin American guy with the hat with the medals all over, millions of medals.
And cross machine gun ammo belts across his chest.
Yeah.
That would be good.
So anyway, meanwhile back at home, Although this was done via remote from Munich, of course.
I mean, why would you leave the party?
We have to blame all of this on Trump, one way or the other, or turn it towards Trump, and who better to do that is Jen Psaki, Circleback Psaki, and she brings in good old Nancy, Nancy Pelosi, and another odd, odd conversation.
Putin is probably the richest person in the world.
Probably the richest person in the world.
I thought Elon was the richest in the world.
Who's the richest in the world now?
Somehow Putin.
So Putin's the richest in the world.
By the way, this clicking you hear is not Jim Psaki on her laptop, which is what I thought initially.
Someone miked Nancy poorly and there's a little zipper that is clicking against the mic in the beginning here.
I will mention this.
Psaki's recent habits on her show and when she's guesting someplace, she always has a pen in her hand and she's...
She pounds it when she says, and then, and then, and then, and then.
So she makes a lot of noise now.
Yeah, but that's not her.
That's not her.
This is not her.
Putin is probably the richest person in the world.
Probably the richest person in the world.
Forget all these ratings that people have.
The richest person in the world.
He's also... Forget all these... She just undercut Forbes and Fortune.
Forget all these ratings.
Ratings don't count.
Ratings that people are the richest person in the world.
He's also the most, well, not the most evil.
Sip competition for that honor.
Oh, wait a minute.
Who could be more evil than Putin?
Now we're back to that.
Well, not the most evil, stiff competition for that honor, but nonetheless, among the top three or four most evil people in the world.
What does he have on Donald Trump that he has to constantly be catering to Putin?
Now we're back to that.
We're back to compromise on Trump.
Clearly, Putin has pee pee tapes or something.
Telling Putin, go into these countries, NATO countries.
NATO was there to stop Russia, to keep Russia out.
They had been successful for nearly 75 years.
Okay, hold on a second, this is great.
So, he said, Putin, go into those NATO countries.
Not exactly what he said.
And NATO was there to keep the Soviet Union at bay, not Russia.
We will celebrate that security.
By the way, stop for a second.
How does Libya, which was a NATO operation, fit into the scheme of things based on what she just said?
I'm not sure what you're asking me.
Well, I mean, she's just saying, you know, that NATO's been keeping the peace and claiming it's all about Russia.
Why did NATO go into Libya and liberate it, as it were, at the behest of Hillary?
Yes.
What's that got to do with what you're supposed to be doing as NATO?
It's baffling to me.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, well, we all know As we heard on the last show, the NATO is just the enforcement arm of the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund.
If you don't go along with the program, if you don't take a loan, if you don't repay it by going into austerity, then we'll come in and we'll get you with the broom handle.
Sad that that's what happened to Gaddafi.
He'd have to constantly be catering to Putin, telling Putin, go into these countries, NATO countries.
NATO was there to stop Russia, to keep Russia out.
They had been successful for nearly 75 years.
We will celebrate that security success.
And then we have, what's his name?
I usually have him nameless, saying, um, ORANGE!
He doesn't support NATO and encouraging Russia to invade NATO countries.
Hugh shall not be named.
I know Voldemort well, so there's another guy kind of like him.
What do you think?
This is so infantile.
These are grown women who are saying, oh, he shall not be named.
He's like Voldemort.
He was a bad guy too.
This is insulting to anyone's intelligence.
Encouraging Russia to invade NATO countries.
He who shall not be named.
I know Voldemort well, so there's another guy kind of like him.
What do you think?
We're all wondering this session, Speaker Pelosi.
What do you think Putin has on him?
What does he have on him?
What does he have?
Come on, say it, Speaker.
I mean, it sure seems like something, as you've said a few times, given that he refuses to criticize him, that he seems to be a fanboy of him.
A fanboy of him.
Okay, this is literally 2015 playbook or 2016.
or 2016, they're just doing it all over again.
It worked in 2020.
Criticize him, but he seems to be a fanboy of him.
First of all, we must be sure that he does not step one foot into the White House, not Not as president or not as anything.
Not even a visitor!
He has brought disgrace to the White House, to these presidents.
Now Nancy is starting to show her age.
Again, not trying to be ageist, but I mean, as you get older, your brain starts to scramble and here she goes, off the rails.
When Abraham Lincoln died, it was embroidered in his coat that night at that theater.
One country, one destiny.
And he gave his life to unify our country.
And now we have someone who had the honor of serving in the White House.
Didn't consider it an honor.
Didn't consider his oath of office to protect and defend the Constitution.
And on this week, speaking out the way he did about Navalny shows you that he is a person without values.
He looks like he's going to be a person without dollars either.
But the values are what concern us.
Yes, the dollars... I don't know what he has on him, but I think it's probably financial.
I think it's probably financial.
Either something financial he has on, or something on the come.
Explain that to me.
Something financial he has on him, or something on the come.
Why is she jumping to... Well, that's a reference to a craps table.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Clearly, I'm not a gambler.
I have no idea.
I'm like, on the come.
Yeah, the come is a bet.
I mean, some people, you can make that bet.
It's a bet that says the next roll of the dice In other words, you have the regular pass line where you bet on the guy's first roll of the dice and you're on with him.
But you can bet the come line is like the second roll of the dice or the third roll of the dice or wherever you feel that you can bet it.
You bet then and then you hope to pick up the win in the meantime.
She's a gambler.
Pelosi's a gambler.
But then first she's like, Abraham Lincoln gave up his life to unite the country.
Huh?
He got shot in the theater.
He got murdered.
He got murdered.
For uniting the country.
Exactly.
Not to unite the country.
It's just so odd.
She's warped.
Thank you.
That's a good way of looking at it.
Meanwhile, what is NATO doing to your point about Libya?
U.S.
live-fire exercises in Poland today near Russian territory.
An adversary has crossed onto this strip of NATO-controlled soil.
U.S.
soldiers from the 3rd Infantry Division in Georgia are the first line of defense.
This exercise isn't just about making sure that individual soldiers are ready for combat, but the military itself is ready in case there's an incursion from a regional enemy.
And while no one here will name that regional enemy, there's a good reason they're wargaming an invasion right here and right now.
To military planners, the Slovakia gap is NATO's Achilles heel.
Just 40 miles separates the Russian enclave of Kaliningrad and Putin-allied Belarus.
If the Kremlin launched an incursion here, it would cut off the Baltic states from other NATO countries.
Seems to me like we're provoking something here with this drill on the Russian border.
This sounds like insanity.
But this training could be in jeopardy.
With funding for Ukraine's stall in Congress, critical U.S.
Army exercises for both American and Ukrainian forces, including supplying those forces, is at risk of screeching to a halt.
Spokesman for the U.S.
Army, Africa, and Europe, Colonel Martin O'Donnell.
We are running out of money.
We've got enough funds right now.
What?
If nothing changes, we expect to run out of money before summertime.
If nothing changes.
Before summertime?
Before summertime.
And what happens then?
We're out of money.
Fire everybody.
Everybody is right.
You're out.
You're done.
We got no more money.
We have to make you redundant, as we say in the UK.
Yeah, so this is all... I mean, I think the ballerina stuff is better than this.
Because no one in America cares about this.
If they want to get some kind of buy-in, they've got to come up with something else, and blaming it all on Trump.
That's what ABC took that tact.
Tonight Donald Trump addressing Alexei Navalny's death for the first time, but without criticizing Vladimir Putin.
Instead, Trump comparing Navalny's death to his own political problems.
Trump writing, the sudden death of Alexei Navalny has made me more and more aware of what is happening in our country.
Claiming that rigged elections and grossly unfair courtroom decisions are destroying America.
Trump has faced days of scathing criticism from opponent Nikki Haley for refusing to condemn Putin.
I don't know why he keeps getting weak in the knees when it comes to Russia.
Haley campaigning on Trump's history of praising Putin.
There's comments like that moment on the world stage when Trump said he takes Putin at his word.
Including when Russia was accused of meddling in US elections.
President Putin, he just said it's not Russia.
I will say this, I don't see any reason why it would be.
On the trail, Trump blasting his latest legal blow.
A New York judge finding him liable for fraud, ordering him to pay $355 million.
It's a horrible, horrible thing that's taking place.
Today, Trump's attorney saying the former president will be able to cover the penalty's massive bond payment.
Within 30 days, even if we choose to appeal this, which we will, we have to post the bond, which is the full amount and sum, and we will be prepared to do that.
She wouldn't say if Trump would have to liquidate assets to cover the fine, but insists he has the money.
He's strong, he's resilient, and he happens to have a lot of cash.
See, this is where I think he makes a mistake.
He should just post the 10%.
And he's, you know, he's... Oh, I got money!
I think that's a mistake.
Because once you post that bond... My understanding is he has to post the whole amount.
Well, in this ABC report, it seems like he can post a portion, which I think is like a bail bond, which is 10%.
I may be wrong.
Four days after a judge ordered Donald Trump to pay $355 million for a decade of fraud.
New York Attorney General.
A decade of fraud.
Letitia James says she's prepared to do everything she can to make sure the former president pays his fine.
Including, she told us, seizing the buildings that bear his name.
If he does not have funds to pay off the judgment, then we will seek judgment enforcement mechanisms in court.
And we will ask the judge to seize his assets.
Trump was held liable.
She sounds like Michelle Obama.
That's really crazy.
Listen to this.
It sounds... Milieu!
Yes!
Speak, uh, you know, judgment enforcement mechanisms in court.
Oh yeah.
And we will ask the judge to seize his assets.
Trump was held liable for exaggerating his wealth and inflating the value of his real estate so banks would give him low-interest loans.
Trump insisted the banks liked doing business with him.
They said no victim, no one got harmed, the banks got paid back, so no harm no foul.
Why is that not the case in your view?
So financial frauds are not victimless crimes.
He engaged in this massive amount of fraud and it wasn't just a simple mistake, a slight oversight.
The variations were wildly exaggerated.
That's totally Michelle Obama.
Wildly exaggerated.
Simple mistake, a slight oversight.
The variations were wildly exaggerated.
And the extent of the fraud was staggering.
Trump said the penalty against him would drive other businesses out of New York.
We'll appeal.
We'll be successful.
I think because, frankly, if we're not successful, New York State is gone.
But the state's attorney general told us she's not worried.
And last I checked, tourism is up.
Wall Street is doing just fine.
Migrants are now tourists.
Even with an impending appeal, Trump must either put all $355 million in escrow at the Corridor Post, a portion of it as a bond with interest, and David, tonight the Attorney General is telling us she is determined to make Trump pay, even if it means seizing this building or others long in the Trump portfolio.
Right, so I think you could post the bond, which would be 10%, I think.
No, I'm telling you, no.
Okay, it's not that important to me.
But what is important to me, which is, I'm going to ask you this, so the Democrats believe that non-violent crime shouldn't be a big deal, a victimless crime shouldn't be a big deal, and everything should be no bail.
$950 theft is okay.
Yeah.
You're making a good point.
Stop that.
So they want to liberalize everything that has to do with criminality, yet in this case, they've gone completely overboard.
So what do they want?
Trump!
They want Trump's head on a stick?
Yeah, that's the obvious answer.
By the way, the Trump case at SCOTUS, this is Colorado, not have him on the ballot.
Got a note from our Constitutional lawyer Rob, he says, quick note, Super Tuesday, fast approaching, including the Colorado primary.
So if SCOTUS decides not, if it doesn't decide the Trump case before March 5th, it's hard to see how it would become moot and SCOTUS would lose jurisdiction.
So they have to make a decision within the next 12 days.
Because if they don't hear from the Supreme Court before Super Tuesday, it would be the single greatest judicial cop-out in our lifetime.
Could happen.
Yeah.
Well, it's not going to happen.
They're going to make a decision in the next week.
Well, John Oliver's trying to make it happen.
Last week tonight, host John Oliver making a bid to convince the longest-serving justice on the Supreme Court to retire.
Yeah, Oliver offered to pay conservative Justice Clarence Thomas $1 million a year for the rest of his life and offered him a new luxury RV.
If Thomas would agree to step down, and this comes after Oliver devoted the lion's share of his season premiere to examining the allegations of conflict of interest surrounding the justice, Thomas has not responded to the offer, and in the past he has pushed back against any ethics criticism.
Well, John Oliver should.
I think they should go after John Oliver for bribery.
It's a form of bribery.
That's a good point.
Where's all the legal eagles?
Where are the Democrats?
All these maniacs.
You know, I want to mention that this John Oliver scam is part of the of the problem with the Chevron deference which is coming up.
Until recently, Clarence Thomas was always on the side of the Chevron deference and when he changed his mind about a year or two ago, that's when they started going after him because they can't afford to let this Chevron deference case when it comes to Here is an update from Rob the constitutional lawyer.
regiment uh they would do they're beside themselves because this is going to ruin the administrative state if they go against it here is an update from rob the c the constitutional lawyer yesterday the supreme court conducted oral arguments on a different case brought by a truck stop which is corner post versus board of governors of the federal reserve system uh
Backgrounder, every time the federal government issues a final regulation, members of the public have six years to challenge the regulation under the Administrative Procedures Act.
But what happens if a business didn't exist until year seven?
Should the six-year statute of limitations apply to that new business?
That's what this new case is about.
And during the oral arguments, Justice Jackson and Kagan worried that creating a loophole for new business would result in an uptick of fresh challenges to settled regulations that have been on the books for decades.
The counsel for the truck stop pointed out that no uptick occurred when the Sixth Circuit recognized the loophole.
So a loophole might be on the table.
You know, there's always a couple of these justices like Kagan that they keep bringing up this point about, oh my God, if that happens, it's going to be more work for us.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what you're there for.
Yeah.
I mean, this is just to go back to publishing.
I'm always reminded of copy editors.
You give them your copy and then they mark it all up and then they bitch at you.
Why can't you write better?
And you think, you don't want this job?
You actually, as a copywriter, you just actually want to just read and not have to do any work at all.
That's what this is.
It's like, let's get out of doing work.
Well, ultimately, I'm sure this too is about Trump somehow.
What else could it be?
Power, I guess you're right.
Power the administrative state.
They do not want to give up any power.
I'm in agreement with you there.
And they don't want to do more work.
Yeah.
And that goes for the administrative state, too, I should mention.
The administrative state's not a bunch of workaholics.
And you would know?
Absolutely.
One of the things I always said, having worked in the government long enough, I say, you should be happy that they're not doing anything.
When you're complaining about a couple of air pollution inspectors at the mall shopping for clothes, these guys aren't doing their job shopping for clothes.
You should be happy.
When they're out there, they're not doing anyone of any favors.
It looks like there's, well, I think a cosmetic change of heart from the Biden administration about the migration issue, which is part of the United Nations 2001 document, Replacement Migration.
Uh, which is of course necessary because we need workers and they're not just being honest about it.
And so now President Biden is making noise about perhaps executive action.
It's now in the Biden administration is said to be considering major, major executive action to contain the border.
And this would represent a significant shift in policy for a president facing a lot of criticism from both sides of the aisle for his handling of immigration.
So how could this impact us here in New York City, where the relentless arrival of migrants has put a severe strain on city resources?
I went to see this reporter, Regan Meiji, live outside the Roosevelt Hotel this morning, the intake center in Midtown, with what we know.
Regan?
Well, what we know is that President Biden is looking at considering adding restrictions to asylum seekers.
So that would require asylum seekers to prove why they should remain in the U.S.
Things like emergency medical situations or quite possibly the fear that there would be torture on them should they go back to their home country.
So Here is the thing.
If President Biden chooses to move forward with this plan to restrict asylum seekers from entering our country, it could put him at odds with his own party.
Critics say the influx of migrants from South America, China, and other countries poses a national security risk.
Here in New York City, more than 170,000 migrants are in the system, and recently, some making headlines for their involvement in crimes.
Governor Kathy Hochul explaining Tuesday night why she is heading to Washington today.
175,000 migrants who came here.
They came here for a better life.
They came here for a job.
But our city and its resources are absolutely overwhelmed.
We need a break.
I'm working to get people jobs.
They're here.
I'm going to make them work and get them jobs.
I'm going to get them jobs!
This is not even being bashful about it.
They're here for jobs.
I'll get them jobs.
Do people hear this in New York?
People looking for a second job so they can afford rent?
Oh, no, no.
Kathy Hochul's not for you.
No, no, no, no.
She's going to get them jobs.
This is amazing.
Amazing.
And then this phony baloney.
I think I have an ABC report about QUIC.
President Biden is considering taking executive action to impose tough new asylum restrictions.
One possibility would be to bar migrants from seeking asylum if they cross between Okay, there it is.
So, yeah, I see.
But, you know, I'm trying to take this seriously.
Considering I'm told a wide range of options, this is just a possibility.
No final decisions have been made.
But this does come after Republicans on the Hill under pressure from Donald Trump tanked that bipartisan border deal.
And as President Biden is eager to show voters that he's taking this issue seriously, David.
OK, there it is.
So, yeah.
Oh, I see.
But, you know, I'm trying to take this seriously.
I'm Joe Biden.
But Donald Trump is trying to screw it all up.
And then this report.
Well, before you leave that area, you want to do migrant fixes in Texas?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not leaving migrants at all.
I have lots more to say.
Migrant fixes in Texas.
All my fixes are in Texas.
The Biden administration is reportedly considering measures to have fewer asylum seekers entering the country.
NBC News published a report on Wednesday Citing three U.S.
officials.
The actions could include having asylum officers use tougher standards in their credible fear interviews.
That's the first screening an asylum seeker has.
I.C.E.
could also implement a last-in-first-out policy that would allow I.C.E.
to deport recently arrived immigrants first who didn't qualify under the tougher criteria.
Meanwhile, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is trying to revoke an NGO's license to operate in Texas.
He alleges that NGOs funded with taxpayer money from the Biden administration facilitate astonishing horrors, including human smuggling.
Paxton is suing a Catholic group called Annunciation House.
The group's website states that it provides support to immigrants.
But Paxton's office says the group is involved in facilitating illegal entry to the United States, alien harboring, human smuggling, and operating a stash house.
This is interesting because I got a note, what was it called?
Annunciation House?
Annunciation, yeah.
Let me see if it's on the list here.
I got a note from one of our producers and he says he reached out to his uncle, retired Navy doc, devout Catholic, and asked him why the Catholic Church was participating in this migrant resettlement and he sent him some website addresses and he said that many of these are frauds.
They're just using, it's like one hour photo.
What?
No, but they're not even Catholic organizations.
It's like one hour photo.
It's just the name.
Yeah.
It's just the name.
Such as, what do we have?
Adventist Relief Agency.
I like that one.
American Refugee Committee, that's a nice one.
We have the Catholic Campaign for Human Development, Catholic Medical Mission Board, Catholic Relief Services.
This is giving Catholics a bad name!
Yeah, especially if some of these operations are just fake.
Let's play part two of that clip.
Just last week, Governor Greg Abbott announced plans to build a military base camp in Eagle Pass that allows the Texas National Guard to increase and to improve operations in this area.
What you see now is the first stage of construction that's already begun.
And lastly, the New York Post is reporting details of the $53 million debit card program for immigrants the city launched last month.
City officials told the outlet that a family of four would receive around $15,000 per year.
That's even more than people are complaining about!
Everywhere on X, like, oh, $10,000!
This is crazy!
Yeah, $15,000 a year.
That's like half a salary of some people.
Yeah.
And then you hustle some dope on the side.
Well, when you got free housing and free medical and everything else is free.
It's good.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, well, people are revolting.
They're sick of it.
People are revolting, but they're not revolting.
Yes, you're right.
Um, right on, uh, right on track with something you suggested.
There is now a new, uh, a new bill going through Congress.
You'll love this one.
There's a new proposal in Washington that would help migrants get an expedited path to citizenship.
It would require them to first serve in the U.S.
military.
Fox News Morgan McCauley joins us with details of the bill, which lawmakers say could help solve two problems at once.
There is no higher honor than serving your country in uniform.
And that honor could be extended to migrants under a new bill introduced by Hudson Valley Congressman Pat Ryan called the Courage to Serve Act.
This bill would offer qualified and vetted migrants an expedited path to citizenship if they serve in the military.
According to Ryan, last year the military services collectively missed recruiting goals by roughly 41,000 recruits, leaving some crucial positions unfilled.
If there are folks with the courage to raise their right hand, take an oath to protect and defend our Constitution, and put their lives on the line for this country, then they sure as hell deserve the opportunity to be citizens in the United States of America.
Exactly as you predicted.
Yes, I nailed it.
Yes, you did.
The courage to serve act.
And all you need to do is raise your right hand and say, yeah, I'll do it, I swear.
Yeah, whatever.
That sounds like a good deal.
Okay, so now we need to move into a similar area.
This is regarding the military aged men meme that has been floating around for a while.
We go to the ever Reliable News Nation!
A long line of Chinese migrants stopped and processed by Border Patrol.
The language barrier drawing the process out.
News Nation cameras were there as it happened.
Hundreds of migrants setting up shelter, waiting to be processed.
Many say they want to get away from the Chinese Communist government and hope to be granted asylum in the U.S.
Migrants like Bayan, she is from Vietnam.
Her husband dragging a fallen branch to his shelter.
He's from China.
The couple say they traveled through seven different countries to get here.
Chinese migrants are not subject to the same vigorous vetting that migrants from countries considered special interests are.
The reason?
Officials tell News Nation, politics.
Still, the concern, once again, is a potential threat from unknowns crossing into the U.S.
Something FBI Director Christopher Wray discussed today at a Congressional Oversight Committee hearing.
As you say, there's the unknown unknown and the known unknown.
But what I can tell you is that our 56 Joint Terrorism Task Forces are working their tails off to make sure that they suss out and identify potential terrorist suspects, whether they're on the watch list or not.
The sudden crush of migrants, both from China and around the world, are straining support systems in border towns like San Diego.
That county is voting today for $3 million in funding for migrant services.
Okay, so part of this is political in San Diego, obviously.
By the way, wasn't it Rumsfeld who said there are known knowns and known unknowns?
Wasn't that his line?
Not that I recall.
I'll have to look that one up.
There are some people that that line has been around.
So, this brings me to the Chinese coming across the border.
So, what I just heard there, you know, some people will travel seven different countries.
I think they can go to Ecuador.
There's somehow this weird belief that the Chinese can't get out of the country.
You know, they can't travel.
I mean, that seems patently untrue to me.
Like, lots of Chinese can travel, they have to get permission to travel, or maybe not even, I don't know.
You have to get permission.
Right.
But you don't, if you say I want to flee to America, that's not the way to go.
People are going through different countries, and they're arriving at the U.S.
border with clean shoes, you know, the clothes aren't rumpled, they haven't been sleeping in the dirt.
You have to assume, like, if I wanted to go to North Korea, I just can't do it.
I just can't take a direct flight.
There's no way.
I'd have to get involved with a Chinese travel agent that would route me through some city that you go through.
It's a process and I'm sure that there's the same thing to get here.
If you're in China, there's probably some You know, some consultants over there saying, well, what you have to do is you got to get a passport to go to Ecuador and you got to do this, you got to do that.
I'm sure there's a it's like almost like a checklist of things.
And it's not like it's not a crapshoot.
They're not just making it up.
I mean, it's like Tucker going to Russia.
I mean, you go through Abu Dhabi or Dubai and you can get there.
You can travel around.
There are Chinese tourists, there are Chinese business people.
There are Chinese who own billions of real estate in the United States.
That's kind of the system.
Where the Chinese buy our debt instruments and then they spend money on buying up mainly real estate in California.
That's always been my understanding.
So then we have something that started in 2017, 2018.
We discussed it a lot.
Not a lot.
We discussed it on the show.
We actually brought it up again.
You brought it up again a couple of years back.
I have a quick clip.
Why is it in the news?
Well I think it was because the Chinese, they're just controlled.
Because they're poor.
There's no IPOs.
There's no IPOs, we gotta do something else.
No, it's because of all the stories that came out that the Chinese are buying up a farmland by Air Force bases and this was happening and nobody knew what was going on and they're starting to blame the Chinese and it was causing issues.
Alright, so we remember this story.
Right?
Yep.
Was it a big deal?
No.
No, okay.
Enter my info mavericks and a new term I'm going to throw out there, controlled opportunists.
That's a good one.
Thank you, thank you.
Controlled opportunists.
Controlled opportunists.
And we have a new controlled opportunist.
And a controlled opportunist to me is not someone who is necessarily nefarious, but they're in alt media and they want to, you know,
Take opportunity of something that people are outraged about, which is typically spurred on, I believe, directly or indirectly by intelligence services, who are slipping people messages, oh man, this is crazy, the Chinese, man, the Chinese, they're all coming here, they're coming here, they're gonna fight and kill us in the army, they're gonna buy up our land, they're gonna attack our army bases, it's crazy!
I would say Clown World on Twitter is one of those.
That's just a social media version.
I think Dan Bongino, perhaps.
Megyn Kelly, totally.
Candace Owens.
But there was a term that I heard recently, while people were discussing what you're talking about now, and it was called the mainstream alternative media.
Yeah, but that's what David Icke coined that.
He calls them the MAMs.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
So I prefer... You don't like David Icke?
I like David Icke, but this is... I think it's more descriptive to say controlled opportunists.
Because, you know, controlled opposition is what people think Tucker is.
And maybe he is, I don't know.
But it's not something that you get up in the morning, take the check and say, OK, I'm going to run everybody over here.
It's, you know, it's it's the message.
Look, we may get it, too.
Hey, I work at this agency.
Don't, you know, keep me anonymous.
Here's what's going on.
We think most of the time that's true what they're saying, but they could be misdirecting us.
Well, it happens.
We've been misdirected.
Remember the guy on the oil rig?
Oh, what was that story?
My all-time favorite?
The guy on the oil rig.
No, I don't remember that.
There was some guy, this was about a decade ago, who kept feeding us information because he was on an oil rig.
This was during one of the big spills or something.
And he was one of the guys, and he was on an oil rig.
It turned out he was not on an oil rig.
He wasn't even in the business.
He was just full of shit.
Well, in this case, I believe there's a lot of reason, and this is all, you know, based on kind of me looking at these types of people, to get people all spun up over things that really aren't important.
So, for instance, we have, you know, apparently 10 million per year in the past three years, 30 million now not called illegals, now they're asylum seekers.
That's the term we have to use now.
But now we have to get all upset about the Chinese.
And the latest controlled opportunist appeared on the Joe Rogan Show, and I think Joe is just a nice guy with a big microphone that is open and he listens to people.
The new controlled opportunist is Dr. Phil.
I've then dug into What's happening with the Chinese government or Chinese nationals buying farmland?
I've got a map, if I can find it, of where they're buying this land, and it's around U.S.
military installations.
They're buying up land around U.S.
military installations.
So when you look at the amount of land that they're buying, it's not all that much.
I mean, it's a lot of land, but given as much land as there is, it's like maybe less than 1%.
But when you look at it strategically around military installations, it's...
It's really concerning.
Okay, this is old news.
It's really concerning.
It's really old.
He brought a map, which he airdropped to Jamie so Jamie could bring up the map.
And I'll tell you why he's doing this in a moment, other than, you know, he's a controlled opportunist.
And he's about to be a big one at that.
But let's make sure you know how scary this really is, that Chinese are buying up farmland.
I've then dug into what's happening with Chinese buying...
He dug into it, yeah.
Yeah, he's doing research now.
The Chinese government or Chinese nationals buying... Notice the slight Chinese government or Chinese nationals.
He's throwing it on like China.
China is doing this.
The Chinese government or Chinese nationals buying farmland.
I've got a map, if I can find it, of where they're buying this land, and it's around U.S.
military installations.
They're buying up land around U.S.
military installations.
So, when you look at the amount of land that they're buying, it's not all that much.
I mean, it's a lot of land, but given as much land as there is... Shit, man.
Did I just play the wrong clip?
I did.
You played the same clip twice in a row.
I know.
I'm an idiot.
Now, we had a man on talking about this, a farmer, and he said they also own the grain elevator where we sell our grain.
The Chinese own that.
The Chinese government owns that.
Chinese government?
Chinese?
Chinese government?
I said Chinese government.
You did?
Chinese own that.
Now, is it the government?
Is it a government agent who owns it?
He said it's Chinese owned and controlled.
If they decide to stop buying his grain, I said, what happens?
He said, well...
We're fucked.
We're out of business.
So it's very scary the Chinese government is buying up our farmland to, I guess, steal our food.
And the reason he's doing this is because he's starting his own network under the banner Merit Street Media.
And Dr. Phil is not doing this research.
He has a partner in this who is Joel Cheatwood.
Does this name ring a bell to you?
Not at all.
Cheatwood set up The Blaze.
He's a long time CBS News guy.
He worked with Beck on his radio show.
Cheatwood is an expert.
Cheatwood knows what he's doing, and he knows a good thing when he sees it.
And Cheatwood, I would say, is probably the guy getting all this information.
And, of course, we need to feed all the lines to Dr. Phil because we're not done yet with this controlled opportunism.
So many of these people are trying to get away from the Chinese Communist Party.
They're just trying to get away from them.
How they're getting out, I don't know.
Wait a minute, he does all this research about grain elevators or whatever, but he doesn't... No idea.
It wouldn't take more than a few...
It wouldn't take more than a few calls to figure it out.
No, he has no idea.
He just knows that it's scary and it's about to get scarier.
How they're getting out, I don't know.
It's a long way and it's expensive and you don't just wake up in China and say, you know, I think I'll take a vacation.
Just so you know, Dr. Phil, China expert.
You don't just wake up and say, I'm going to take a vacation.
That's not how that works.
You've got to get a visa, right?
You've got to get permission to leave.
You've got family back there.
I don't know how they're getting out, but I know that we've got an awful lot coming across our southern border.
Military-aged Chinese men are showing up at the border, and it's mostly in California, where they're showing up, and it's an awful lot.
This brings me to a clip.
I'm not done yet.
Can I finish?
I want to finish.
Just a little bit longer.
You really have to wonder.
You really do have to wonder.
You have to wonder.
You really have to wonder.
Now remember, he's not a China expert.
What Dr. Phil is, he's a psychiatrist, psychologist.
He knows how to noodle in your brain, which is exactly what he's doing.
Did you ever think you'd be in a position where you'd be talking like this?
No.
Because it sounds conspiratorial, right?
It does sound conspiratorial, and, you know, I deal with psychological issues, but these are issues that are on people's mind now.
They're saying, I'm anxious about this, it bothers me.
So, I'm here to make you more anxious about it, for the opportunity.
I feel like my family... Is that on people's minds?
It is now, because Dr. Phil...
Dr. Phil, he's a massive name.
People are going to be watching Dr. Phil on his new network and be thinking, oh my god, oh my god, China.
I think we might need some money to combat China or something for Taiwan.
We'll see in a moment.
I feel like my family is under attack here.
What?
Yeah, Dr. Phil is telling Joe that people in America feel like their family is under attack from military-age men from China coming across the border, buying up farmland next to military bases.
Do you get the picture?
We don't have the peace of mind that we used to have.
We don't have the... Even farmers are saying, you know, this is troubling to us.
We don't know What to do about this?
I know a lot of ranchers.
They're not saying this.
We don't know how to feel about it.
We don't know what to say about it.
So maybe I should start a network and tell people what to feel.
And nobody's talking about this.
Well, I'm talking about it.
Well, I'm glad you are.
Because...
If not, we'll be talking about when it's too late.
That was Joe's comeback.
It gets better.
It gets better.
I'm glad you are.
If not, we'll be talking about when it's too late.
And we'll be saying, how the fuck did we not see this coming?
And what I want is, I think if people will start talking about it, People will hear us talking about it and say, you know, these aren't crazy conspiracy guys.
These are pretty commonsensical guys that are saying we should just ask the questions.
We should be asking, why isn't anybody asking the questions?
We're not the only people asking the questions, but we certainly have big microphones to be asking the questions with.
That's the strategy.
That is the strategy of Merritt Street Media, which is now about to launch on the 26th of this month.
And that is the entire reason that I did this network, Merritt Street Media.
You know Robin, and I was sitting at our kitchen bar, At our house in California, and I was flipping back and forth between different news networks, and I was so frustrated.
I said, why won't somebody just tell the truth?
Why does everything have to be spin, spin, spin, spin, spin?
Why doesn't somebody just say what's happening and let us do it?
The media just won't Say it straight.
And she was sitting there eating and she didn't even look up.
She just said, well, you are the media.
And I thought, yeah, well.
She said, you have a bigger audience than those last three combined, so why don't you do something about it?
And I... Oh brother, bullcrap!
Yes, thank you, stay tuned.
Really kind of hit me hard and I thought... Oh yeah, I gotta do this for America!
Why don't I do something about it?
I mean, why don't I create a platform to just ask the questions and tell the truth without all the spin and let people make up their own mind?
I mean, somebody needs to say, have you thought about or did you know that last year 33,000 plus Chinese came across the border?
And he throws in the magic number for good measure.
This is controlled opportunism, if I've ever seen it.
It gets better because the mainstream media has been talking about this for months.
This is not anything new.
He's part of some opportunity, literally, to spin people up, make them crazy.
And I was very surprised to see Gordon Chang On Fox Business, it's not the biggest channel in the world, but it is mainstream with the money, honey.
And Gordon Chang, he's going insane with this meme.
So what you're saying is, look, the money should go, this supplemental package is important, particularly... See, he wants money to go towards funding for the islands and make sure that Taiwan is protected.
He hates China.
...to ward off the dominance that we continue to see from Communist China.
Right.
In these compact states, it's $2.4 billion over 20 years.
But the other issue, of course, is the border, as you've talked about.
Because across that border, we are seeing Chinese soldiers come across.
And really, what we're talking about is China putting together... Soldiers!
It's not even military-aged men to change.
It's soldiers.
Across.
And really, what we're talking about is China putting together the infrastructure in the U.S.
to attack the U.S.
So, clearly we've got to secure that border, or we're going to be fighting on our own soil.
Well, it's just incredible to me that this administration refuses to acknowledge all these Chinese nationals that are coming through the border.
They're creating a little mini-army, and I'm wondering what the point is here.
Mini-army!
Are they trying to put people in place, I'm talking about Communist China, so that when and if Donald Trump wins, they can create havoc in the streets and become saboteurs, starting wildfires and propaganda.
Wildfires!
Absolutely.
That lab in Reedley, California, the secret Chinese biological weapons facility, that can't be the only one that China has.
And then you put together these images of recent Chinese migrants coming into the U.S.
less than three weeks, taking target practice with sniper rifles and pistols.
So really what we have here is the makings of a Chinese army, not in China, but in the United States itself.
And the Biden administration is not tracking these people.
Okay.
Well, we're dead.
The Chinese army's already here.
This is very bad for people's brains.
And Dr. Phil is jumping into the ring.
Yeah, I can see why he came up with this new term.
Here, play this clip.
This is a different dimension of the same stuff you've been just talking about.
Okay.
It's called spy cranes.
President Biden is taking on Chinese spy cranes by signing an executive order investing $20 billion into U.S.
port infrastructure, helping to build these cranes in the U.S.
The executive order today on ship-to-shore cranes is terrific.
There are some industries that we just shouldn't outsource.
William Doyle is a former commissioner at the Federal Maritime Commission, the agency that regulates America's international ocean travel.
He says America built the first ship-to-shore cranes in the late 1950s, but now 80% of America's cranes are from China.
They are all based on digitalization.
They plug into the grid.
And we should be manufacturing that from a national security standpoint in the United States because that goes right into our port infrastructure and into our supply chain.
Experts say these cranes are dense with cameras and sensors.
By reading the crane's data feed, people would know what's in every single container, what it weighs, and where it's going.
If you take data that's coming off these EPMC cranes, what you then begin to be able to do is really quantify the health of the entire economy of the United States by knowing what we're truly shipping and what we're not shipping, what we're importing and not importing.
Supply chain expert Ross Kennedy says China could use this data to disrupt U.S.
shipping.
They might even be able to control the cranes themselves.
They can choose on a container-by-container basis what they will and will not load.
And so if we're mobilizing for war out of the port of Baltimore, and ZPMC cranes are what's being used to do this, the cranes have the ability to be remotely kill-switched.
Kennedy says the U.S.
has so many Chinese cranes because they were far cheaper than the alternatives.
He believes subsidizing the ports is the correct approach.
Oh, subsidizing the ports is the correct approach.
Spy Cranes, great title.
I like that.
Yeah, well, this is clearly just all financial.
We need to get money for stuff.
We need money for Taiwan.
China, China, be careful, it's dangerous.
We can't get money for Ukraine right now, so let's go get some money for China.
I mean, I can't see it any other way.
And I want to remind everybody, people like Dr. Phil and these guys, they're making millions of dollars off of this nonsense.
We're Value for Value, and we'll be asking you to support us later in the program.
You're welcome.
Yeah, yeah, and Dr. Phil's an idiot.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah, they're exploitative people.
Yes.
We're talking about David Icke, so there's this thing going on David Icke and had a thing with Alex Jones and everyone's talking about it.
I couldn't barely watch it.
It was so bad.
He's mad at everybody because he's saying that everybody like Alex Jones and Jordan Peterson, he's saying these are all people so far and no further.
They are the mainstream alternative media or something like that.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, the Mammies.
The Mammies, which I think is not a good name.
I don't know what he was talking about.
He's yacking away, and Alex couldn't get a word in edgewise, and he looked irked.
And he had one eyeball open really wide, and the other one clamped down.
I can tell you where it is.
He's mad.
Stink eye.
No, what's happening is David Icke has been the granddaddy of deconstructing stuff for a long time, and he's been very good at it.
And now we're seeing, see, unlike us, we just accept our poverty.
We accept the path we have chosen.
He's mad because, you know, he's like looking at all these people with the millions of dollars flowing everywhere, and he's not good.
He's like, I follow his Twitter account.
He's like, I was first.
Who told you about this?
It's like, that's what's going on.
He's mad.
So he's, he's the, uh, This is the type of person that this happens to everybody.
Just like the basketball players who was the biggest, greatest guys in the late 50s.
And they look at today's salaries and say, we used to get like 10 bucks and we had to do a side job.
We had to be a waiter to be a professional basketball player.
And now they're getting $50 million a year?
Yes.
I used to be on MTV and people with a decent following on TikTok or Instagram make more than I ever made.
Oh, yeah.
Well, a person with a decent following on Instagram or TikTok make more than most people used to make.
This is true.
I don't know if that counts.
So that's why he's mad.
I just think it's a poor way of describing it.
Because what he says with the mammies is, oh no, they're there to hold you back and not really go as deep as I go.
And what I'm saying is... Blizzards?
Well, there's that part of his thesis.
What I'm saying is, these are opportunists.
And wherever the outrage is, and the mainstream, as you heard, is playing right into it.
They're playing right into it.
It's perfect.
Get everyone upset that, well, there's nothing but Chinese spies everywhere and they probably brought down AT&T this morning.
And it's just bull.
I mean, it is.
It is bull.
It is bull.
It's just bull.
If any Chinese military-aged men are coming over, they're coming over to work in one of the high-tech companies.
Yeah, or not working at a high-tech company to spy on anybody.
They're working there to get stock options.
Yeah, exactly.
They want to wait until something goes public.
Exactly.
Yeah, they know what's going on.
They know the ropes.
They're not stupid.
I mean we had in the San Francisco Bay Area had the we have Travis Air Force Base and there was this mysterious group kept buying up the farmlands around and they became like all the Chinese are buying up the farmlands around the base.
And then after about a year of mysterious buyouts of little farms, it turns out they're being bought up by a bunch of Silicon Valley douchebags who are trying to turn it into some sort of a commuter's paradise.
So, of course, the troll room.
Yeah, Adam and JCD are wrong.
CCP intelligence has safe houses around the US.
Dude, of course they do.
And we've got safe houses around in every other country, including China.
Well, unfortunately, they all got killed.
Yeah, because we had moles.
The Chinese had moles in the CIA.
Surprise, surprise.
Good work.
Is that really your biggest problem right now, is that they have safe houses?
Is that really the problem?
Or have you looked around your local neighborhood and seen, like John, potholes?
You see drug addicts.
I hit two potholes on the drive over here.
You see they're controlling your children with nonsense in school.
I mean, is that maybe a bigger problem?
What are you really worried about?
And you're going to go on, on, uh, on your social timeline and go, Oh, this is crazy.
Come on.
Come on, people.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Well, I got a couple of TikTok clips then.
This is what the people should be worried about.
What are we playing?
But this one here is not a bad, this is a clip that's a reasonable, it's just an interesting news clip that was on TikTok about the, and it's not new, it's like, I think three or four months old, but I just found it to be an annoying clip.
This teacher fired.
Jessica Tapia was fired as a teacher from Harupa Valley High School for refusing to hide students' gender preferences from parents.
If I were to ever find out about a student's gender or pronoun preference, that I was to withhold that from parents.
And I said, are you asking me to lie to parents?
And they said, yes.
We are talking about minors.
Their brain is not fully developed.
The decision-making portal in that brain is, it's not fully developed and they need their parents at this time for everything.
Everything they're going through.
Mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, you name it.
Parents should absolutely be involved in all the decisions that their kids make.
Okay, I still don't understand why the clippist teacher fired.
I don't understand.
That teacher was fired for not, uh...
We're not agreeing to keep pronouns a secret from the parents.
You need, hey, isn't there a commandment that says you need to honor your father and mother?
I mean, if teachers are doing, you know, if you're not doing that, you're not honoring, not letting a kid honor their father and mother.
It's like, it's an obvious violation of trust.
Meanwhile, we get to learn something new here with this clip, which is more about my typical clip.
This is about trigenderism.
No, Groovy!
I am trigender, which means like a triangle, I have three genders.
Male, female, and non-binary.
And the difference between trigender and genderfluid is that I feel all three of these genders at the same time.
All the time.
It doesn't ever shift or change, or I feel one gender more strongly than the other, like genderfluid tends to be.
Also, I should recognize and accept that a lot of people don't see non-binary as a third gender.
They see it as something completely separate from the binary of male and female.
But for me, it's like a third gender.
Or I guess you could call it a third identity.
So this is now kicking off in Canada, in British Columbia, as the Premier there has said, yeah, we're going to start cutting back on some of this nonsense in schools.
And there's a program called SOGI123.
SOGI is an acronym, S-O-G-I, as explained in the clip.
SOGI123.
And it's basically, you know, what you'd expect, you know, teaching young kids about homosexuality, bisexuality, transgenderism, all this stuff.
And parents are, you know, and by the way, it's political, so you're gonna hear both sides, it's nothing new, but now it's just in Canada.
This is the scene playing out in B.C.
and Alberta.
Protests over a school program focused on inclusion are fueling division, even anger.
Canadian parents and families are voicing their opposition or support to a set of guidelines for teachers in schools that are focused on sexual orientation and gender identity, more commonly known as SOGI 123.
In British Columbia, rising tensions are reaching even the top levels of government.
Soji 123 has been divisive, an assault on parents' rights, and a distraction on student education.
He sees political advantage in picking on kids and families and teachers and schools who are just trying to do their best for kids who are at risk of suicide.
Shame on him.
Defenders of the guidelines say they provide a safer and more supportive environment for all kids in schools.
Meanwhile, opponents say SOGI isn't age-appropriate and lacks transparency, some even likening it to sexual grooming.
They're exposing young kids to concepts of sexuality that are too mature.
What that does is it teaches kids from kindergarten, from a very small age, where they're not developed mentally, to even understand or comprehend what is being taught to them.
It confuses them.
A child who might be confused or overly impressionable might be garnered over to that side.
I'm here for to stop them trying to make us gay.
I love that.
They put that in the report, little kid.
I'm here to stop them from trying to make us gay.
Okay, little kid.
Child abuse.
Wow!
Child abuse.
And in the UK, the NHS, you know, the national health system, the shining jewel of the United Kingdom, says that trans women's milk, which is... Oh, this is a good one.
Which is, you know, it's chemically induced.
Is as good as breast milk!
It's all good!
I'm sorry, chest feeding.
Let's make sure we get it right.
And this is done with, this is just, so... This is, what are they using?
Some drug.
Oh, it's more than one.
They have to really, you gotta get pumped with a bunch of things to get to the point where you can lactate.
Motilium.
It's Domperidone, which is the brand name, is Motilium.
Never intended for this, but is being prescribed off-label by doctors.
And it's from Janssen, by the way.
And it just says, no, it's as good as, it's as good as.
I've been reading this book.
It's about a guy who was 26 in 1932, 1933, in Germany, before Hitler was chancellor.
who was 26 in 1932, 1933 in Germany, before Hitler was chancellor.
And I think he was a pastor or a preacher.
And Bonhoeffer, Dietrich Bonhoeffer.
And he wrote his own book about...
About what was happening at that point in Germany.
Man, the parallels with transgenderism, homosexuality.
Look at cabaret.
Cabaret is literally about this time in Berlin.
Inflation, you know, war on the horizon.
There's so much parallel.
And of course, you know, the parishioners at the church at the Kaiser Wilhelm Church, they just sang louder so they didn't hear the boxcars going by with Jews being shipped off to Auschwitz.
I mean, it's pretty crazy.
These parallels are, and even back to Rome, same kind of stuff.
Human nature hasn't changed that much, it turns out.
We got iPhones.
We got iPhones, but everything else is... The iPhone's ruining everything.
Yeah.
Well, the internet.
We need an exodus from platforms.
That's what we need.
Get away from that.
That might help a little bit, but I don't know.
Maybe it has to get worse before it gets better.
Let's do a Julian Assange update.
Yes.
Yeah.
There's a, it's actually, yes, it was yesterday, the last day that they could, the last round of appeals.
I think so.
Former WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange faces his last chance to stop his extradition from Britain to the U.S.
American prosecutors want him tried on 18 counts related to the release of classified U.S.
military records and diplomatic cables.
Britain approved his extradition to the U.S.
in 2022.
His legal team is trying to overturn that approval at a two-day hearing.
Their argument is that previous judges failed to address their case that the extradition was politically motivated.
I have an update from CBS and from NBC.
Julian Assange and his lawyers argue that this case is politically motivated and that the U.S.
is basically doing state retaliation after WikiLeaks published those secret documents in 2010.
Julian Assange's lawyers argue that he was exposing serious criminality, and it was a case of being a journalist and freedom of speech.
And that is why they say that he should be allowed to publish those and not face any retaliation.
They also argue that his mental health at the moment means that if he is extradited to the United States he will be at a serious risk of suicide.
Indeed his wife Stella told us that it was a I hadn't heard this, the risk of suicide.
That I hadn't heard.
This is the pretense that they say that so they can kill him.
Epstein.
A serious risk of suicide.
Indeed, his wife, Stella, told us that it was a case of life and death.
Remember, it's CBS, so you're right.
They also, in court, his lawyers argued that the CIA, at one point they alleged, had a plot to kill or indeed kidnap him when he was in the Ecuadorian embassy.
Nikki, tell us, when do we expect that the judges will actually issue their decision?
Okay, so this is what we call a reserve judgment in this country, Lana, which means that the judges are going away to consider their verdict.
Now, they'll look at other documentation and look at the submissions from the two sides.
I suspect that there may be a ruling in mid-March.
Now if the ruling goes against Julian Assange, his wife Stella told me that they will appeal to the European Court of Human Rights to get an order to stop the plane from taking off here in the United Kingdom.
But if that fails, then the law says that within 28 days of that ruling being made, Julian Assange would be on a plane back to face those espionage charges with you in the United States, Lana.
So, I find it interesting that what they have to prove to stop the extradition is that this was politically motivated.
How do you even prove something like that?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
But I'd like to know this.
Let me ask you.
Julian Assange isn't an American.
No.
What jurisdiction do we have over anything that he does?
Well, we run the war machine.
That's our business right there.
So everybody shut up and hand him over.
Because he showed the ugly side of the war machine.
What he should have done is just...
Become a woman, and then you get out in a couple years.
It's pretty good.
Here's the NBC version of the report.
More to get to this morning, including today's start of a make-or-break hearing in Julian Assange's long-running legal saga.
Lawyers for the embattled founder of WikiLeaks launching what could be his final bid to avoid extradition to the U.S.
on espionage charges.
NBC's Chief International Correspondent Keir Simmons joins us from London this morning.
So, Keir, what's at stake here?
And to answer your question, I guess we could also charge a Russian on espionage charges, except we don't have an extradition treaty with Russia, we have an extradition treaty with the UK, who I'm sure don't really want to give him up, but then, you know, somehow they have to now prove, in order to circumvent the extradition treaty, they have to prove that it was a politically motivated extradition request.
And it's an espionage request.
Well, Savannah, nothing less than free speech according to the people outside court here.
As you can see, hundreds of protesters outside the historic High Court here in London holding banners saying, free Julian Assange.
Inside court, Savannah, incredible claims of a CIA plot against Julian Assange and his legal team arguing that what he was doing was pursuing journalism and that this would be a politically motivated extradition.
Julian Assange Not in court.
His team say he is too sick to appear.
His story, extraordinary, beginning of course with that release of that classified information that changed many people's view of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, then seven years holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy here in London, and then almost five years in a high-security prison.
Savannah, in that time, He's had two children and got married.
The US government says that he should be extradited because what he did was risk lives and that he used illegal hacking, not responsible journalism, the US government says.
Responsible journalism.
All journalists should be up in arms about this, and I don't really think that they are, not to the degree that they should be.
How many journalists are there anymore?
And let's hear some of them discussing this in this short after clip.
And care any idea when the court might rule on this?
Well, the U.S. gets a chance to make its case tomorrow, Savannah.
The argument here, and you'll understand this well, of course, from your legal background, the argument here is about...
Savannah's a lawyer?
She has a legal background?
Who?
Savannah, he says.
Savannah, you'll understand from your legal background.
Savannah, I don't, I doubt that I know of, but maybe I'll, let me look her up.
Alright.
Well, the US gets a chance to make its case tomorrow, Savannah.
The argument here, and you'll understand this well, of course, from your legal background, the argument here is about whether he has the right to appeal at all, whether he has a case that should be heard.
If the court turns him down, he does have some other legal avenues, but his extradition could come pretty quickly.
Savannah, his wife, who is here, says he is so sick she fears that he could die if he is extradited to a prison in the U.S.
Oh, and CBS said he could commit suicide.
They just say he could die.
This is also sick.
Out of control.
I didn't know this, but did you know that Savannah Guthrie was born in Australia?
Really?
She was born in Melbourne.
I did not know that.
I did not know that.
Graduated from Amphitheater High School, B.A.
in Journalism from the University of Arizona, and they got a Doctor of Law from Georgetown.
Georgetown.
She's a jurist.
All right.
Where she graduated, and not only got her doctorate in law, but she graduated magna cum laude, which is not easy.
And she received the highest score on the Arizona bar exam ever.
Wow.
No, the year she took it.
And then she went into broadcasting.
Okay.
Huh.
Matt Lauer, Magna Cum Laude.
Unbelievable.
Thank you.
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
I brought my bell.
Oh, good.
Good.
Well, uh, let's do some pharma news.
We haven't had enough updates about, you know, we need to, if we're not controlling our children in school, we need to, I don't know, let's see what we can do.
Let's just shoot him up with some stuff.
Eh, shoot him up.
Thank you for being here.
Staff, thank you so much.
Class is in session at Manatee Bay Elementary in South Florida after a cluster of measles cases here.
Six in less than a week has fanned concern for some parents.
Right now, I'm not sending my 10-year-old to school, so I'm keeping her at home.
We stepped up to hand-washing and this and that, and we're just doing our best to cope.
I'm not hand-washing.
Broward County Superintendent, Dr. Peter Licata, today at a monthly school board meeting.
The health department is currently at the school until 6 p.m.
today, offering vaccine opportunities.
Licata says the district is taking action to safeguard families.
We're doing deep cleaning.
We're cleaning our buses.
We've replaced all the air filters.
We've done everything we can physically to make the difference.
Nationwide, the new year has swept in more than two dozen cases of measles.
Lakata says 97% of Manitoba elementary students have received at least one shot of the vaccine.
This is so weird having had measles and going through measles as a kid and now like, oh we scrubbed down all the buses, we've got hazmat suits on, we're trying to do everything we can, we're washing our hands.
Measles is very contagious.
But pediatrician Dr. Jack Orr says, Are you surprised to see measles re-emerging in 2024?
at higher risk for cases because of all the international travelers, plus vaccine exemptions for religious or health reasons are rising.
Ah, those nutty religious exemptions.
Are you surprised to see measles reemerging in 2024?
I'm very surprised to see it reemerging because it's something that's completely preventable and it's only those people who refuse to immunize that are really bringing this back to the United States.
while families at Manatee Bay doing whatever they can to protect themselves.
We're trying to keep calm, right?
Just not to add to any potential hysteria.
And again, I have to ask, if your child is vaccinated, why are you worried?
Why do you have to keep calm?
And what are these travelers they speak of?
Is that new code for asylum seekers?
Travelers?
It has to be.
Yeah.
And they're coming across the border unvaccinated.
But this is an ad to get people, oh, I better get vaccinated.
Yeah, exactly what it is.
Because the people who are talking here, I presume they and their children are vaccinated and have nothing to worry about.
That's the thing that just always baffles me in these reports.
Other than, you know, we all know who the mainstream media works for.
This is a minute 15 clip from the Reese report, which is out there.
But it's something we can all try at home.
And I wanted to share this because, wow!
New research shows that those who receive the COVID shots emit a fluorescent orange glow in their faces that is visible under a UV light of 365 nanometers.
And those who have been exposed to shedding emit this glow around their nose.
After his wife was coerced into getting the COVID shot, PhD Justin Coy began his own research.
He found that the more shots a person received, the more they glowed under UV light.
Glow can be seen initially around the nose, and over time spreads throughout the entire face and into the neck.
After a hot shower, filaments are expelled through the skin of the vaxxed, and these filaments also emit a glow under UV light.
These filaments not only glow, but they have been shown to move on their own in spastic movements.
And they are also attracted to people.
In videos, they can be seen trying to latch onto a finger.
And when a person who has received the shot has dry skin, these expelled filaments will become airborne.
This could explain how shedding occurs from the vaxed to the unvaxed.
The Pfizer trial document stated that an unvaxed individual in close proximity to someone who's been vaxed can be infected by inhalation and skin contact.
They got some pretty compelling video they're showing of this.
Yeah, I'm not... To be fair, it's Infowars, so that's, you know, they produce well.
I'm very skeptical of this one.
I mean, I'm not, you know, the clip I don't have, which I put a link to the whole video in the last newsletter.
Which is this doctor who is going through some research papers and she... Oh yeah, she's crazy.
Her claim from the research papers that she read says that for every life saved or created, 27 people died.
Actually, two.
No, I thought it was 27.
No, no, two.
Two people saved.
Oh, for every two people saved, 27 died, right.
Yeah.
Her math was interesting.
And that's per 100,000.
She just took it from the paper.
I didn't think that she did that much math on her own.
No, but it just... Anyway, am I surprised?
No, probably not.
So the number was per 100,000 people vaccinated, 27 people died, which to me is like, what?
How about zero?
Uh, but we've known, we've known this number.
The 27?
Well, not 27 specifically, but it's always been 20% or something along those lines, or 10, or 2%.
There was the percentage that we always had floating around.
It was always a big number that were dying from the vaccine.
Well, 27 is a very small number.
That's not as big as what we were always talking about.
I think that's per shot.
Adverse events, maybe, yes.
But death, I'm not so sure.
Well, anyway.
And is it from, was it Pfizer or was it Moderna?
It was just RMNA.
Just that type of shot.
She went on and on.
She went and did the DNA stuff and all the rest, but she was a, uh, she was angry because of the fact that she was all in on the shots.
This is the typical thing.
This is like somebody who's, uh, you know, you discover something late later and then you get mad about the fact that you got suckered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, But anyway, it's in the newsletter.
If you're not a subscriber, I don't understand it.
I thought you were going to bring some clips.
I didn't clip her because you put it in the newsletter.
I'm like, you have the clips.
No, I was thinking about it, and then I said, you know, it's in the newsletter.
You can watch the whole thing.
I think it's more valuable to watch the whole thing than to clip it.
Subscribe to the newsletter, people.
Yeah.
It's not going to kill you.
No Agenda Show.
No, no.
NoAgendaShow.net.
The interesting development on the AI front, first of all, NVIDIA, whoa, did they blow out their numbers again?
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
But on the same day, they released NVIDIA RTX, which is, so now you can, if you buy a computer that has an NVIDIA card, which I think costs 200 bucks, Then they're giving you free large language models to run at home, and they're pretty good from what I've seen in the demos.
I think you should do it.
This is your thing.
You like doing this.
Yeah, I will, but aren't they cannibalizing their sales channel to all the cloud guys?
I have no idea.
I'm sure somebody thought about this and decided it wasn't cannibalizing anything, because the chips that they're selling for the big boys are really, they're like $2,000, $3,000 chips are not something you can get on a $200 card.
No, that's not this.
It's just a low-end version of, you know, what you could possibly do.
Because the big thing now is, you know, it's not...
Uh, A-I, it's A-G-I.
Oh, oh, it's Artificial Generative Intelligence.
No, no.
What's the G for then?
Artificial general intelligence.
Oh, general intelligence.
Oh, so it's smart now, it thinks.
Well, it hasn't thought at all.
But this is a new, the new scary moniker, AGI.
Well, my partner Dave Jones at Podcasting 2.0, he thinks he can make this $200 thing work well enough to detect spam in the podcast index.
So that's a win.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, the thing is, I don't really have a Windows machine.
I'd have to get a Windows machine with RTX built in, but I'm kind of up for it.
Because it looked pretty cool.
I mean, it's still, it can't do math.
I mean, it's still the dumb LLM stuff that it is.
And I'm, and you know, there's one of our producers, he's out there, he's, he's taking stock video just from where, you know, wherever he buys his stock video stuff.
And he's slowing it down and putting a filter on it.
And then he's putting a fake prompt underneath and says, look at how cool the open AI stuff is.
And people are like, oh man, that's amazing.
Love that!
He's a dog, you know.
I was like, oh man, it's so crisp, it's so clear.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm working on my movie.
It's so good.
That's a great gag.
And, and, along with all this supercomputing horsepower, Bloomberg Technology reports Quantum computing!
We talk a lot about quantum computing, but the reality hasn't yet arrived, but Apple wants to front-run that.
It never will.
Yeah, thank you so much for having me, that's right.
Quantum computing, some estimates indicate that these types of computers, which are super-duper computers, not just super-duper, so to speak, I love a Bloomberg technology report that uses the term super-duper.
I mean, wow!
They don't even snoop that low on Twit.
Which are super-duper computers, not just super-computers, so to speak, won't arrive until the tail end of the decade or deep into the 2030s, but Apple's starting to prepare for that with iMessage.
Let me tell you why.
There's something called Harvest Now, Decrypt Later attacks.
Right.
What that means is someone could steal some data now, even though it's unbreakable now, quantum computers in the future may be able to break it open, right?
So Apple wants to stop that from happening.
They don't want someone to collect or steal someone's iMessage data in the year 2025 and then crack it open in 2032.
And so that's what this new iMessage PQ3 technology is going to do.
It's much improved encryption for the platform.
It's rolling out next month when Apple releases its next software updates, iOS 17.4 being the big one.
And then it's going to become the default for all iMessage conversations by the end of this year.
Now, this is kind of up our alley because, of course, you know, I think we both agree that quantum computing, okay, we'll see it.
We'll believe it when we see it.
It's not here.
But the fact that Apple is now using this as marketing for a new iMessage encryption schema sounds very fishy to me.
It sounds like marketing genius.
Well, But, you know, so SHA-265, 263, what is it?
You know, the standard encryption technology that everybody's using is fine.
It's not being cracked.
Now we have to suddenly, with your iMessage, it's going to be this PQ3, which is post-quantum encryption.
Sounds to me like that's something that would be great to give the The National Security State a backdoor into.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm thinking.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds like a winner.
I just don't know here.
The new iMessage security protocol, PQ3, is the first messaging protocol that qualifies to reach what Apple calls Level 3 security.
Oh, that's what they had in Wuhan.
This uses post-quantum cryptography.
It should be pre-quantum, but okay.
To secure both the... No, I know why they use post-quantum because it's supposed to work after quantum.
Okay.
To secure both the initial key establishment and the ongoing message exchange.
In addition, the level 3 PQC can automatically restore the security of a conversation even when the key is compromised.
Therefore, PQ3 is claimed to surpass protocols in all other widely developed message apps.
This, this thing, I don't like this, the reasoning.
That's the part that makes me suspicious.
Like, oh, we want your conversation today that you're having with your friends in your iMessage group.
Hey, what time should we have dinner?
Yeah, which goes like this.
Hey, you up?
Yeah, exactly.
What are you doing?
Sup?
Emoji, emoji.
They want it to protect you from when the evil quantum computer comes along.
To me, this seems like they're finally opening up a back door.
I would have never thought that until you mentioned it.
It's the first thing that hit my mind.
It's like, why are you doing this?
Everything works fine.
Yeah, that's the point.
Let's see if there's anything else in this.
Apple uses the Module Lattice-Based Key Encapsulation Mechanism Standard, or MLKEM, which enables the sender device to get a receiver's public keys, then generate post-quantum encryption keys.
Who owns this?
Is this open source?
Doubtful.
No, there's no way.
Yeah.
Cause you know, if they gave it, if they let everybody use it.
Hmm.
Oh, it will be an iOS 17 for, for iPad, for Mac watch.
Yeah.
It won't have an Envision OS yet.
Okay.
Well, let's take a look at the student loan debt update.
Oh, have we, have we forgiven it for everybody yet?
No, they're working on it.
The White House announced on Wednesday that it's cancelling another $1.2 billion in student debt for over 150,000 borrowers.
They're people who borrowed less than $12,000 to begin with and have been paying back their loans for at least 10 years.
President Biden, who's on a fundraising trip to California, says it will provide some breathing room to these Americans.
When people in student debt are student debt relieved, they buy homes, they start businesses, they contribute, they engage in the community in ways they weren't able to before.
It actually grows the economy.
The new announcement comes as Biden's trying to appeal to younger voters.
It's also the latest move in the administration's piecemeal strategy to cancel student debt after the Supreme Court last year struck down an even more sprawling and expensive plan.
To date, Biden's wiped out over $130 billion in student debt for about 4 million followers.
But Republicans have been criticizing Biden's strategy and saying it's not actually helping to improve most Americans' lives.
Watch.
You wanted to say something?
I'll let it finish and then I have a comment.
Okay.
The administration's Department of Education has put considerable time and resources to prioritize their student loan schemes.
But they've been unable to fulfill their basic responsibility mandated by Congress and essential to American families.
Republican Senator Joni Ernst on Wednesday accused Biden of enacting socialist schemes, adding that taxpayers shouldn't have to foot the bill for a billion-dollar student loan bailout.
And Congressman Matt Rosendahl called it a slap in the face to responsible Americans who pay back their loans.
The White House, meanwhile, is vowing to cancel even more student debt, adding that it's going to leave no stone unturned to find ways to do it.
Before you comment, I couldn't help but hearing ballers.
I know she was saying borrowers, but it kept, it sounded like ballers to me.
Oh yeah, she can't say borrowers.
So, um...
These are people that took out $12,000 or less, so they have $12,000 debt, student loan, and they've been paying it off for 10 years, which means they can barely pay, it's not paid off, so even if they paid off 10% of it for over 10 years to get to 10 years, that's $1,200 a year, which is $100 a month.
10 years probably just paying twelve hundred dollars a year which is a hundred dollars a month these are not people who joe biden sees as they're gonna go out and buy a house Not really, no.
I mean, that's pathetic that they would have this kind of a debt over.
I'm actually on the side of the forgiveness for that situation.
That's terrible.
But I want to play this student loan funny commentary.
It's a real short clip.
That's $138 billion out of the pockets of lower middle class Workers, employees that didn't go to college to pay for some rich spoiled brat to go to Harvard and get a master's degree in puppetry.
So this is the counter argument.
And I'm thinking, well, it wasn't some rich, spoiled brat that's been trying to pay off a $12,000 debt over 10 years.
Which is probably only interest.
It probably never even hit the US.
It probably hasn't touched the principal, you're right.
Well, I can top that.
Before we take a break, I have two clips regarding Israel, which I think is important.
Because everyone says it's really important for everybody.
Actually, three.
Uh, this one first.
Have you heard of Highway 749?
No.
Israel is building a new highway in Palestine's Gaza that will run through the former Netzerim settlement and will effectively divide the besieged enclave into two parts, Israel's pro-government Channel 14 has reported.
Being referred to as Highway 749, its construction will level off civilian infrastructure in its path, likely including the Turkish hospital which was operating a few weeks ago before being destroyed, Al-Aqsa University, two villages, amusement parks and acres of agricultural land.
According to the report, Israeli forces are establishing this highway to deploy future military offensives in Gaza, as well as to prevent the movement of one million Palestinians in the south of Gaza back to their homes in the north.
The report has sparked fears among many who say the construction of Highway 749 indicates Israel's plan to illegally reoccupy Gaza, contradicting the supposed stipulations of its long-term ally, the U.S.-Arab.
as part of its solution to the ongoing conflict, which includes no reoccupation of Gaza and no reduction of its territory.
This report on Israel's post-war plans for the besieged enclave comes amid threats of a ground invasion of southern Gaza's Rafah issued by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
While Benny Gantz, a member of Tel Aviv's war cabinet, warned Hamas that if all Israeli hostages aren't released by the start of Ramadan, Israeli forces will launch the assault which will repulterly last for six weeks.
So that's from T.R.
I couldn't understand a word he said.
It was like AI talking at some rhythm that I couldn't pick up on.
Yeah, it's Turkish radio and television.
They do weird... There's no reason for those music beds they put behind the report.
But Highway 749 effectively divides Gaza in two straight through to the Mediterranean.
And it seems like, you know, there's your division, there's your two-state solution.
We just ran it right through Gaza.
And it looks like that's actually happening.
And so, you know, people who are in the north and you're now, I guess, part of Israel.
You're not going back there.
I just haven't been able to find any U.S.
reports about it or any British reports.
I did find an odd one.
It's very short from the BBC.
Tell me what you're hearing.
You thought it was difficult to hear the Turkish guy.
How about the Brit?
Meanwhile, on the prospects for a Palestinian state, Parliament there has shown near unanimity, hasn't it?
Yes, so very much as expected really.
We had last week Benjamin Netanyahu saying that his government would reject what he calls international diktats about Palestinian statehood.
The cabinet followed suit and today by a majority of 99 out of the 120 members of the Knesset, Parliament followed suit.
I heard diktats the first five times I played that.
Dick tats?
No, dick tats.
I kept hearing dick tats.
Like, what is a dick tats?
We had last week Benjamin Netanyahu saying that his government would reject what he calls international dick tats.
I'm like, what is the international dick tats?
It took me three, four times before I figured I was saying dick tats.
Yeah, that's what he's saying.
I didn't hear the other lewd thing.
Something's wrong with you.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks.
You're hearing things.
Yeah, I guess so.
Anything else you want to hit before we take a break?
Well, since we're on that topic, I do want to play the Progressive Caucus falling apart based on this war.
New York Congressman Richie Torres, a vocal supporter of Israel, is splitting with the Progressive Caucus amid disagreements with the group over the Israel-Hamas war.
Although his exit is being kept low-key, the caucus has deleted his photo from the membership page on their website.
NTD has reached out to Torres' office for further comment on the issue.
And he's not the first member to leave the Progressive Caucus since the war broke out.
The other, Representative Louis Frankel, left in November.
Both of them voted with around 20 other Democrats to censure another member of the Progressive Caucus, Rashida Tlaib, over her rhetoric on Israel, using the phrase, from the river to the sea, which is understood as a call for the end of Israel as a Jewish state.
Torres took to social media to condemn this, writing that the progressive member's comments crossed, quote, a line of hate speech that no public official should ever cross.
Congress has a right to take a principled stand against hate speech calling for the destruction of the world's only Jewish nation state.
The Congressional Progressive Caucus has repeatedly pressured President Biden to withhold support from Israel and instead call for a ceasefire in the region.
This has led the president to walk a thin line with how he responds to the conflict in Gaza.
Although he publicly supports Israel, he has also recently criticized Israel's military response in Gaza, calling it over the top.
And just this week, President Biden pushed an alternative U.N.
resolution calling for a temporary ceasefire in Gaza.
Oh yeah.
Once again, we're like, nah.
Nah, we're vetoing that.
We're not doing it.
United Kingdom?
Abstention.
Weak.
What did, did you notice that little, in that report, that Rashida Tlaib was censored?
Yes, censured.
I didn't know this.
Did I miss that?
Yes.
Did we talk about it?
Censured.
Censured.
Yes, censured.
Censured, yes.
Because of the Diktaks.
She was censured because she said, from the river to the sea, therefore effectively calling for... Diktok.
Diktok, yes.
You know, this is a problem for the elites.
Hillary Clinton made a mistake.
The mistake she made is she's like, you know, I'm in Germany anyway.
Now, Pierre already came by to do my hair in Munich.
I'm going to take a little trip to Berlin and I'm going to do a little stint at the Cinema for Peace Foundation.
And the Cinema for Peace Foundation is just lovely.
It's cinema.
Whenever you have cinema, and the title is great, and we show horrible pictures of people being killed everywhere.
Cinema.
And, well, she forgot that people hate her guts.
Hillary Clinton, how dare you speak about human rights while Palestinians are being murdered in the name of protections of human rights?
Israel is not defending itself!
It's a genocide that you're paying for!
And then you talk about women's rights?
Are you serious?
What women's rights are you talking about?
There's the genocide committed by the USA, the government that you're standing under, and now you're speaking cinema for peace?
We are watching a cinema of genocide!
I'm concerned about the Palestinian people whose rights you deny, genocide you support, you can't.
Boom!
You are a war criminal.
There it is.
Boom.
You're a war criminal.
Oh, man.
Well, that was pretty naive of her to go there.
Of course, she can't go anywhere.
She reminds me of Nixon, you know, when he went to South America and it was like, Yankee, go home.
Yes.
The trope pelted him.
Yes.
And I'm all for this.
Keep yelling at all of them.
Yell at all of them.
More of this, please.
I mean, Biden can't go anywhere.
Genocide Joe.
Unfortunately, the alliteration is just too beautiful.
They need something for Hillary.
You know, something, some alliteration.
Yeah.
Mmm, can't think of something.
Hellacious Hillary?
Nah, no, no, no.
Something that Germans can yell out.
Hellacious is not gonna work.
Or maybe Clinton.
Killer Clinton.
They should do something.
They need to work on that.
And that should just... Well, she won't go out anymore after that.
Oh, she... Are you kidding me?
She loves the attention.
She loves it.
All the elites.
That's their downfall.
They found a scapegoat for the Boeing 737.
Yeah, did they fire somebody finally?
Yep.
Switching gears to aviation, Boeing has ousted executive Ed Clark, the head of its 737 jetliner program, after a number of safety-related incidents.
Most recently, the one in January, when an emergency door plug blew off midair over Oregon.
Despite being the company's best-selling plane, the 737 model is no stranger to safety and quality issues.
It all started in 2019 when two crashes killed more than 300 people.
The Federal Aviation Administration had grounded it for 20 months.
And following the recent mid-air blowout, preliminary findings by the National Transportation Safety Board stated that the door panel was missing four bolts when it left the factory.
Ed Clark has been with Boeing for 18 years.
His departure comes as the company announced a leadership reshuffle in its commercial airlines unit.
Well, 18 years, what happened?
Well, unfortunately, what they're going at, there's a marketing problem.
The aviation industry in general has, and I'm seeing it everywhere, they have a DEI marketing issue.
Is that people believe that all of these problems are caused by DEI within Boeing.
And that's what they're going to have to overcome.
And I believe they've put a woman now in his place.
She's moved up the chain, who I'm sure is perfectly competent, but that's the problem they have to deal with is that, I mean, there was some video, which as a helicopter pilot, I knew that this was a training.
And there's a pretty good video actually of a guy going into auto rotation.
He has a student with him and he lands in between these mountains on, you know, down on some flat rocks.
It's well done.
It's a great autorotation landing.
But it was marketed or was posted on X and then in the comments says, well, lucky this wasn't a DEI guy, you know?
Lucky the DEI hire didn't have to land this thing.
So that's that's the problem they have to deal with because that that's just and it's you know it came from other parts because they had that unfortunate DEI marketing of oh yeah look at it we've got the all all female crew all black crew all gay crew whatever they had and now when something goes wrong immediately people are saying DEI so Firing that poor slum?
The counter-programming on DEI has gone very well.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
In the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the cinema of genocide!
Say hello to my friend on the other end, one and only Mr. John C. Dvorak!
In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry.
In the morning, all ships and sea boats to the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water.
I haven't got my echo device here.
Feet in the air, subs in the water, the dames and knights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Let's count them, shall we?
Hello, trolls.
Wow, well, it's over 1,500, but barely.
1,556 we count today.
That's 300 low.
It must have been the DEI talk or something.
I don't know.
We didn't even bring up Africa.
And I had an Africa clip.
I could get rid of everybody if I just played that one.
I think we should start seeing maybe Africa will draw them in.
We can try.
I don't know.
Those trolls are listening live, which is the fun thing about it.
It's like having a live studio audience that can heckle you.
You don't hear it.
You know, the microphones don't pick it up.
Oh, my God.
They heckle a lot.
Keeps me on the toes, on my toes.
I like it.
It's like, OK, let me see.
People are mad and mad.
Oh, no, mad.
I wasn't always mad.
And there's a lot of people there who should have their own podcast.
Because they really know things a lot better than we do.
Yeah.
You know, it's not that hard to podcast.
Get bent, Curry.
There you go.
Get bent, Curry.
Get bent, Curry.
JCD is scared of entering the troll room.
He's scared.
He's scared.
There you go.
No, you just don't want to be distracted.
No, actually, I don't know how to.
Yeah, there you go.
You can go to trollroom.io and join our live studio audience.
We actually love our trolls very much.
They're very handy to have around.
They do good work.
They do good work for people, for people on earth.
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It's all based on value for value, which unlike Dr. Phil and other controlled opportunists, we have chosen a different model which we felt would be more sustainable because we have producers that deliver value back to us in more ways than just a treasure.
It's time and talent.
We have boots on the ground, we've got constitutional lawyers.
I mean, take that Savannah Guthrie.
We've got all kinds of amazing people who help us out with the show, who are in agencies, but also just people who are experts in their field.
One particular field, like a farmer, who explains to us why this weird chemical is showing up in your Cheerios.
I mean, you didn't get that from the mainstream.
So if you find any value in the information we're giving to you, and we try to dispense truth and information, then send it back.
Time, talent, or treasure.
For instance, I was just showing a guy this the other day, showing him, he wanted to understand the value for value model.
He's doing something for movies.
And I said, take a look at our art generator.
Not only was the art generator built by one of our producers, Sir Paul Couture, but there are thousands of artists who contribute art, and we pick one, and then we critique the others, and they keep coming back for more.
He says, what?
I said, yeah, it's amazing.
So, for instance, we want to thank Francisco Scaramanga, whose wife commented, yeah, his wife commented, because he said, hey, I won the artwork again.
She said, yeah, what does it get paid?
And he's like... Ah, there she is.
He's like, you don't understand, baby.
It's value for value.
Speaking of babies, this was a nice piece of art with a little toddler with a spray can, had some graffiti, or as you say, graffiti.
Make babies underneath what turns out to be a really beautiful collage of no agenda.
Now, all the beauty is very small, so you'd have to embiggen that picture.
But this was truly, dare I say, a piece of work.
It was nicely done.
It was really nicely done.
And, um... It was cute, too.
Yeah, we appreciate it.
We appreciate the work he did.
Now, what is... I think we broke a lot of hearts.
Because almost everybody did shoes.
Did sneakers.
You know, for the Trump sneakers?
Yeah, they did the sneakers.
It was not interesting.
Why did we not?
I mean, what didn't?
Why didn't we?
Because it wasn't as good as the baby.
Yeah, the baby was better.
I think you're right.
What else was there?
There was unused levers by Clip Custodian, which I don't even remember seeing that last time.
There was the dogs, the podcasting dogs.
Those must have gone up later.
I don't remember seeing the Comic Strip Blogger ones.
Yeah, they might have.
Yeah, this comic strip blogger with his AI art.
It's like, you almost just go right past it.
See, I don't remember seeing the Clormios.
You like to vote for me.
I'm a real boomin', not AI generated.
I think that was comic strip, but the dog at the podium.
I don't remember that one.
Let me see.
I don't remember anything.
The baby was the clear-cut winner.
It was the winner.
No doubt it was the winner.
What else?
Was there anything else that... No, I think... So the shoes... I kind of like the podcast All-Stars shoe.
I mean, at least it was a Converse and there was something fun about it.
Just, ugh, AI stuff.
And by the way, from time to time, we're obviously going to pick something that's AI-generated, but in general, when you just look at this overview and you see all the AI stuff, it's boring.
You know, it's pretty, but you need... Some of it.
Yeah.
Some of it.
But you need, you know, you need some... Humor is something that AGI has not yet done.
And never will.
I don't think so either.
I guess if you put in... I mean, there are joke books out there, lots of them, and they go back in history.
And Milton Berle once released his archive vault of jokes, most of which were borrowed from someone else.
I suppose if you loaded up AI with jokes, I don't know if it could even develop a new one or just kind of recycle one, because a lot of these are formulaic and it figures out the formula and it can do it.
Well, like a joke, it's all in the delivery.
You know, timing, delivery, these are things that... Well, actually, that's the soul, which is missing from a lot of AI art.
Yeah, like the George Carlin AI delivery of jokes.
No, I mean, so...
This AI... Oh, that was the worst example.
AI can be a great tool, but just because you can type it in and it pops up, you know, with your prompt, doesn't mean that it has... Yeah, it doesn't have soul.
Exactly.
Sometimes they do, but that means someone knows what they're doing, and they adjusted something, or... It's the talent of the artist, no matter what the tool is they use, and this AI just makes everyone think they're artists.
Is that a good...
Description of what's going on here?
I think you're getting closer.
Okay.
Well, thank you very much to all of our artists, and I actually used Parker Pauly's sneaker this morning for the badge signal.
I kind of like that one.
It had nice colors.
I like people to be alerted by, oh, what's that?
There's a sneaker on my screen.
What's going on?
So thank you.
And of course, all of these usually get used by our buddy Dreb Scott, who does the chapter art for chapters in the Modern Podcast app.
So you're missing out if you're not using one of those.
Also for the fact that 90 seconds, within 90 seconds after we post the show, if you're not listening live, you'll get the alert as well.
So go ahead and wait an hour for Apple if you want to, or get a Modern Podcast app.
Now let's thank the third T of the Time, Talent and Treasure, people who have given us financial support.
And we're going to kick that off with a, I saw a long note here, from Patrick Gibson.
And he comes in with 750 Canadian dollars.
I don't even know what that is these days. 1057.
Oh, is that what he donated?
And this is $750?
Oh, wow.
Okay, so he really came in big for his doing.
There it is.
Instant night donation.
$1,057 Canadian for $750 U.S.
in the morning.
Was first hit in the mouth five or six years ago by Sir Ducifer.
Huh.
Robb-do.
One day when he was filling in for the boner pill man.
He mentioned no agenda offhandedly and I've never turned back.
Hey, Rob!
Dude, do that again.
Sadly, I have been a douchebag this entire time and want to remedy that.
Well, I believe he is asking for a de-douche.
You've been de-douched.
Recently, my father passed away and left me quite a mess to deal with in a trailer park, or I guess a car-a-park, north of Brisbane in a suburb called Callinger.
So it goes, he says.
This left me a stranger in a strange land with a run-down trailer and an old but nearly unused Ford Falcon to dispose of, along with a pile of welding equipment.
Wow.
What a story, man.
I would like to make two requests of Gitmo Nation in this regard.
One, I'd like to ask the Viscountess of Love and Light's Protector of Morton's Bay her permission to dispose of my father's ashes in said bay as per his will.
Normally, I wouldn't ask for a funeral request, but the man spent the last 20 years drinking himself to death, so his remains may be a bit toxic.
Well, I'm sure she gets some permission from her.
Wow.
I love the humor you have about her, brother.
Two, if JD, the former spooknose of anyone or any producers in the North Brisbane area, know anyone looking to get a smoking deal on some power and welding tools as well as a car, I will be coming to the country shortly to try and settle things up for a couple of weeks.
If I could get things finalized, it would be nice to see the country proper, as I've been there three times and I've only ever seen the trailer park where my dad lived and the Aldi next door.
I would like to be knighted as Certified Loon, Heater of Toontown, and would request Lefse and Lutfisk?
Am I pronouncing that right?
Lefse and Lutfisk?
Sounds stinky.
You're asking the wrong guy.
It sounds stinky, whatever it is.
He wants that at the round table.
We've ordered it and we have it in closed containers because we don't know if it's going to smell.
It says, may the best of your past be the worst of your future.
By the way, this Ford he's talking about, this Ford Falcon, is it a Falcon?
Yes.
That could be, if it's mint, that could be worth some dough.
Yeah, four falcons are collectible.
Yeah, might be collectible.
All right, brother, thank you very much.
And we'll see you at the roundtable.
Max Merget in Germantown, Wisconsin, 350.93.
ITM gents, I've been listening since Adam was on JRE 1533.
Looking up that show number, solidify that it was time to donate.
Oh yeah, that's right.
And this is my first donation, so please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
Hello.
De-douche goes right after de-douche me, period.
For several weeks, maybe even months, I've been seeing 33 all over the place and knew it was my time had come.
Well, that mass this morning for the first Sunday of Lent...
The pastor included the phrase, time, talents, and treasure.
Oh, there you go.
As important ways we can donate during the Lent season, I took that as a direct message from the Lord that I'd better get to it.
So along with this donation, I will be starting a monthly donation of $33.33 to support the wonderful amygdala shrinkage you both provide us with.
I only ask for some jobs karma as I start the long journey of making the career change from engineering to pursue medical school and figure out how to do that while supporting the family.
Also, thanks again for all that you do and may you never find an exit strategy max.
Ah, you bet.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You thought, karma.
Adam checks in.
We know Sir Scovey, of course, from Charlotte, North Carolina.
34567.
Nice sequential donation number.
Thank you.
ITM gentlemen, thank you both for the ongoing value.
Adam, if the chicken karma I shared is accepted, I'd like to request chicken karma.
If not goat karma, please.
I'm still listening at 1x speed.
Yes, you will stay sane.
Love is lit.
Sir Scovey, Duke of Piedmont.
You've got karma.
Homemade, always the best.
Ronald Pocrant in Looneyville, West Virginia, if that's actually the name of the town, I don't know this.
Sounds good to me.
33333, no note that we could find, so he gets a double up karma.
It sure does, double up for you, sir.
Goat Karma.
Eddie Jennings in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, 333.33.
Hey, it's Eddie Jennings from Surfside Beach, South Carolina, longtime fan since Rogan.
That makes you a producer, brother, not just a fan.
I always wanted to hear, please de-douche me.
You got it.
You've been de-douched.
Please keep on keeping it real.
I love you guys.
I can hear that Goat Karma jingle.
I love it.
You got it.
You've got it.
Surplus to requirements in Indialantic, Florida.
333.33 and he sent a note in with a check.
Here's the note.
In the morning, gents.
Thanks for continuing to produce the best podcast in the universe.
Sincerely, Surplus of the Requirements.
Nice note.
Great note.
Love that.
Thank you.
Sir Hare Heel is in White Salmon, Washington, 333.
Loving these executive producers.
F Cancer Karma and some Soccer Karma for Austin FC going into their new season, please.
Yes.
You've got Karma.
Anonymous in Bemidji, Minnesota.
Bemidji.
I've been there.
Bemidji.
23456.
This will be a First Associate Executive Producer.
Please keep me anonymous.
No jingles.
But the R2 Karma worked for me the last time.
So do some R2 Karma for all the listeners.
Keep up the awesome work.
Thanks.
I believe it's R2D2 Karma.
I'm just reading it.
You've got.
I know.
No, no blame.
You're reading it correctly.
Sir John is in Cincinnati.
$233.99.
A row of ducks, he says, plus fees.
So is $222.22 with the fees.
Thank you to share my windfall from two weeks of jury duty.
I love that, thank you.
Do you get paid on jury duty?
That's a good joke, Sir John.
Do you get paid on jury duty?
You get nothing.
Yeah, you get paid like five bucks a day or something.
There it is.
It's a joke.
Keep up the great work, Sir John of Southwest Ohio.
Thank you, brother.
Having done jury duty.
Andrew Edwards in Niceville, Florida.
Niceville, it's nice there.
So nice there. 232.45.
Happy birthday to Christy.
I don't know if Christy's on the list.
It's an odd color, but okay.
Also, I claim my knighthood and Ph.D.
that she gave me for Christmas.
Oh, I need to claim my knighthood and Ph.D.
that she gave me for Christmas.
Well, yes, you do.
Go to NoGenderRings.com and put your note in.
We still have about 20 people that didn't pick up the Ph.D.
I would like to be Sir Andy of Niceville.
Ph.D.
For the round table, you go to the NoAgendaRings.com.
For the roundtable, I request Ron Zacapa, I think, 23 and Cuban sandwiches.
I don't know if that's a Cuban rum or what that is.
Sorry it took so long to respond.
Well, we ordered it, so I hope it's rum.
Trevor is in Peace River, Alberta, Candinavia, 222.22.
Grimerica donation!
Ah!
Just heard the Podfather on their latest episode, 643.
Shoutout to Darren and Graham, the best podcast in Canada.
Shoutout to their Telegram channel and all the cool people in there!
Also, shout out to the Snake Brothers, Russ and Kyle.
They introduced me to Grimerica.
Only one other thing I have to say is, don't be a fag!
Donate to Grimerica!
Trevor from Peace River, Alberta, keeping it real in communist Candanavia.
Alright, Trevor, thank you.
Grimerica donation.
I had a good time with those guys.
I like that.
There's always a fun show with them.
They have a good podcast.
The Leon Atkinson in Martinez, California, $218.24.
And he has a note because he sent in a check and it says, Dear John and Adam, thank you for another entertaining year of no agenda.
Oh.
It's time once again to celebrate my birthday.
I don't even know if he's on the list.
What's his name?
With a donation of treasure to the show.
Have you ever wondered why everyone dunks on the mythical fools who believe that the new year starts April 1st?
I've met far more people who think the year starts in October or February.
Well, call me a February fool because I know my years start on February 18th.
Hmm.
It's his birthday.
When is his birthday?
February 18th.
Okay, on the 18th.
I look forward to more crackpot theories balanced with buzz killing dismissals.
In 2024.
I have a feeling we'll need it more than ever this year.
No jingles, no karmic just maximum love to vert.
Love to Virtuous, it says.
Okay.
Thanks again, and Leon Atkinson in Martinez, California.
That's where the martini was invented.
Really?
Yeah.
The vodka, the gin, or both?
The gin.
The vodka came later.
Isn't it just adding olive sap?
No, you gotta put some vermouth in there.
Oh, vermouth.
The vermouth.
I don't like vermouth in my martini.
I know it doesn't make it martini, but vermouth is just kind of spoiled.
You just like drinking straight up gin.
No, no.
Vodka with a dirty, dirty martini is my drink.
But with vodka, do you want to just straight vodka with a, with dirty, with some pickled juice?
No, uh, olive juice.
Pickled olive juice?
I don't know if it's pickled, it's just olive juice.
You know, the, the olive sap.
That's what I like.
Do you want to do this one?
It is your read.
Yeah, I might as well do it.
Linda Lou Patkins is up next, and she's in Lakewood, Colorado.
And she came in with $200, and she does every single show to say the following thing.
Jobs Karma.
For a competitive edge, go to ImageMakersInc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs.
That's ImageMakersInc with a K.
Or just find Linda Lou Patkin, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producer list.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Thank you to the Executive and Associate Executive Producers for episode 1636.
We appreciate it.
And of course, not only did you have your note read and your jingles played and your karma given and prayers or whatever else you need, but also you get these credits which are official and recognized anywhere credits are used.
That is LinkedIn, your resume, Hollywood, IMDB.com.
If you don't have a profile there, you can open one up.
They're completely valid.
And if anyone ever questions it, let us know, because unlike the douches in Hollywood, we will gladly vouch for your executive or associate executive producer credit of the No Agenda Show.
And John is going to take us through to the 50s and thank a couple more people who support us.
Yeah, Steve Pearce is at the top of this list at $184.29.
Uh, he needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
He's spreading the money around and he has, but you keep the books on this, Steve, so no reason to mention this.
Jeff Hutchinson in Topsom, Topsom, Maine.
163, 60.
Oh, he's actually living in Singapore since 2017.
Okay, well give us some Singaporean reports when you can.
Nathan Cochran in Franklin, Tennessee, 1-2-3-4-5.
That's my buddy Nathan.
He's from the band Mercy Me.
Sir Alan Cavito, Cavito, Cavito, Cavito, I think it's Cavito in Midlothian, Virginia, one, two, three, four, five.
He has a.
He has a complaint.
What?
Would you guys... He does have a complaint.
I'm gonna read it.
Yeah.
Would you guys, mostly Adam...
Please stop yelling out words and phrases when you play a clip.
You sound insane, and it's giving me a facial tick.
Well, it's because of my tick that I'm doing it.
What are you talking about?
It's Tourette's.
People don't realize it, but a lot of people don't know that.
We don't talk about it much, but Adams has a minor... Minor?
It's getting worse every day.
The older I get... I think it's minor, and so you start cussing.
Minor form of Tourette's.
I say minor because it's when you have the unfortunate screeching of cuss words constantly out of the blue.
That's the cool kind.
I don't have that kind.
No.
No.
You don't.
That's the cool kind.
I don't have that kind.
No.
No.
You don't?
No.
Dan Maley, or Molly Maley, probably, in Fremont, California, 113.
Eric Anderson in Henry, South Dakota, 111, 11.
Christopher Burke in St.
Paul, Minnesota, 100.
Nancy Ullenkamp in Clarissa, Minnesota, $100.
And this is actually a switcheroo for her daughter, Elena, to get her started on her damehood.
And it's on her golden birthday, February 20.
What is golden?
I don't want to say.
Because you don't know.
I don't know, it's true.
Well, you're on the list.
She's on the list.
Ian Field, 100.
100. Anonymous in Bedford, Massachusetts Nuts 90. Brian Lillard in Prosper, Texas 88.88. Jason Marr in Vancouver, Washington for 8008.
Kevin McLaughlin, our buddy in Conker, North Carolina is actually the Duke of Luna 808 and he says I love the Bill of Rights and boobs.
There you go.
David Galloway in Flower Mound, Texas, 69-69.
Daniel George in Danbury, Connecticut, 69-68.
Brian Pollack in St.
Polak in St. Louis, Missouri, 67-89.
Dennis Robertson in Camden, Ohio, 60 miles.
Plain Miles in Charlottesville, Virginia, 56-66.
Gregory Kierdok, parts unknown, 56, 55.
That's a Sir, I think it's Sir Gregory Kierdok, I think.
Could be.
Sir Donald Winkler is definitely a Sir in Athens, Greece, but then it says Deutschland, so, but he's in, He probably was in Deutschland in his account, but he's in Athens, Greece.
And he's turning 49.
And he wants a biscuit.
He's a sir.
They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
There it is.
Edwin Visser in Oogstgeist.
Oogstgeist.
Oogstgeist.
Not even close.
Okay.
I can't get that one.
It looks like egg test, if you ask me.
From now on, it is egg test, that's right.
Egg test in Holland at 5432.
The Dutch telegram group is blowing up, I guarantee you.
Yes, Edwin Visser, an egg test.
Aditya Trimurti in Hyperbad, India.
Whoa!
Aditya, I think is the way it's pronounced.
Trimurti, the Brahmin name.
$53.33 for John, the wine, and for Adam, you already got the vitamins.
Request a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Another Stripe donation.
Yeah, that's really helpful.
From India.
We're always blaming the Indians for not donating and now we know why.
We need a meet-up at the Taj Mahal or something.
Have a meet-up in Hyderabad.
Julie, Brighton, Ontario, Canada, 5272.
She needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Langston Smith in Portland, Oregon, 5271.
Sir Henry Barton of Outpost West in Rancho Palos Verdes, 5242.
Mark Spangler.
51-67.
Forrest Martin, 50-005.
Uh, or 50-05.
Andrew Benz in Imperial, Missouri, 50-05.
And that brings us to the 50s, and I'll wrap it up with these guys, starting with, uh, name and location, starting with Fletcher Scaife.
or Skaifey, Skaife, I think, in Williston, North Dakota, Andrew Gusek, Sir Andrew in Greensboro, North Carolina, Chris Cowan in Austin, Texas, Matt Illingworth in Montclair, New Jersey, Agustin Zipesi, Agustin Zipesi, I think, Shoreline, Washington, and he needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Sir Paul in Twickenham, Middlesex, UK. - Hey.
He says he's a boots on the ground.
He promotes people with any money or sense of leaving the UK.
Yeah.
Heading to Dubai.
Dubai.
There's a lot of places to live there.
No crime, no illegal immigration, no income tax.
Yes, Sir Paul, you got it.
Thank you.
Nicholas Rudowich in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia.
Daniel Laboe, Sir Daniel Laboe in Bath, Michigan.
Michael Sakurai in New Richmond, Wisconsin.
Robert Dreykussen, Dreykussen in Oshkosh, Bogosh, Wisconsin.
Michael Statum.
The brand family in Sierra Foothills, California and Nadeem Haidat in Freeport.
Haidal.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Haidal.
Freeport.
TT.
What is that, you think?
That's got to be some island.
Freeport.
Isn't that...
Well, look at the top-level domain.
Anybody in the chat room?
TT, what is it?
Trinidad and Tobago.
Trinidad and Tobago.
That's it.
TT.
Trinidad, Tobago.
Nice.
Is that a Stripe donation as well?
It looks like it might be, yeah.
Well, see, we're reaching around the world.
We got to Trinidad, finally.
It took a while.
We need to meet up in Trinidad now.
Come on, people.
Get it together.
I'd go to that.
Are you kidding me?
That sounds great.
Sounds warm.
Absolutely.
Sounds warm and toasty.
I love that.
I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it.
And that's our group of producers for show 1636.
Thank you all so much.
It is incredibly appreciated, especially the executives and associate executive producers who always keep us on track.
But we also love everybody who comes in under 50.
Many of those are for reasons of anonymity.
I see a new Stripe donor of $49.99, so we will not mention your name.
But we will thank you profusely and of course everybody who's on those sustaining donations, which you can make up yourself.
You can just decide whatever value you assign to this show.
Just give it to us on a weekly basis or a monthly basis or an annual basis.
Whatever works for you.
And go to noagendadonations.com to learn more and to support us.
Become a producer of the No Agenda Show.
And again, thank you to our executive and associate executive producers.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Water.
Water.
Shut up, slave.
Shut up, slave.
It's a bad day, bad day.
And we have a nice list as well.
Sir Annie of the Terrigal Beach wishes his daughter Sophia happy birthday.
She turns 18 today.
Leon Atkinson, by the way, had his birthday on the 18th, so we congratulate him.
Nancy Uhlenkamp wishing her daughter Elena happy birthday.
She is turning 22 today.
That would be the golden birthday.
And, of course, she's working on her sci-fi book, and she loves the young woman that she has become.
Understandable.
Donald Winkler turns 49 today.
Zarin Denzel wishes his brother a happy birthday for the 24th.
And Andrew Edwards wishes Christy a happy birthday, as do we!
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
We have a layaway night.
That's my buddy, Nathan.
Nathan Cochran.
And he has a note, says, hello Adam and John.
Requesting the name Sir Faye of the Red Brook.
of the Redbrook Standard Fair at the Round Table.
No jingles, no karma.
Just a question.
Next time, when I'm on the West Coast, can I go to John's house and will he make me a turkey sandwich?
A turkey sandwich.
You'd like him.
You'd like Nathan.
I think you should allow him into your sanctuary.
I'll make him a turkey sandwich, maybe.
Thank you for your continued excellence, and God bless.
God bless you, brother.
Thank you so much.
And that means that we can get to our knights.
Do you have a blade?
Oh, did you bring a blade?
Oh, it's not mine.
It's Jay's blade?
No, it's Brennan's.
Oh, is it tiny?
Hold on a second.
I gotta get it off the wall.
Hold on.
There we go.
There you go.
Well, it's pretty.
It's not too bad.
I'll compensate.
Don't worry.
Here you go.
Look at that one.
That's a blade.
Nathan Cochran, hop up on the podium along with Patrick Gibson and Andrew Edwards.
All three of you supported the Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
Therefore, I'm very proud to pronuncicate thee as Knights of the Noah Jenner Roundtable.
Sir Faye of the Red Brook, Sir Tiff-Eyed Loon, Heater of Toontown, and Sir Andy of Niceville, Ph.D.
For you, we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay.
But also, by request, Lefsey and Lutefisk.
Man, that smells.
Ron Zacapa, 23, and Cuban Sandwiches.
Along with that, of course, we've got some Rumanesque Woman and Rose Day, some Bong Hits and Bourbon, Sparkling Siren, Escort, Ginger Ale and Gerbils.
We've got breast milk and pavlon, but of course, we all love the mutton and the mead!
Head over to NoAgendaRings.com.
Take a look at these rings, which are unisex.
They're for knights and for dames, but we do size them to your finger.
It's quite the production, so use the handy ring sizing guide.
We'll ship that off to you, along with the wax to seal your important correspondence.
Of course, we also have a certificate of authenticity.
And do we still have the pink wax?
Have any requests come in for the pink wax?
The pink wax?
People actually requested the pink wax.
Yeah, and Jay was telling me about it earlier.
Two.
Okay, well that means we have about ten left if you really want the pink sealing wax.
Thank you all so much for your courage.
Thank you for your support of The Noah Jenner Show.
We could not do this without all of our producers.
Time, talent, and treasure.
It's the V for V-Way!
And we do have a couple of meetups to talk about, but first we have another fantastic report, which is always edited together beautifully by Annette Miller there in the indie meetup, Sir Mark and Dame Maria hosting, of course.
Hello, this is Dame Maria.
And this is Sir Mark.
Sharing love with our tribe.
It's a lingering love for us from the No Agenda Indie community.
This is Christopher from King George, visiting the Indianapolis meetup, bringing greetings from the Virginia 95 corridor meetups.
This is Roselyn, part of the blonde squad in Trisha, saying hi from Indianapolis.
This is Emily, wife of the missing Bruce Blessinger, happy to say, Darren O'Neill, I will listen to Taylor Swift with you any day.
In the morning, John and Adam, TBR Street Gang, wishing you a happy Boiler Up Day.
In the morning, Dame Trinity having a great time in Indy.
Thank you for your courage.
This is Mike the Polymath from the Easy Peasy Podcast saying, yay, sports ball!
Hi, Tim, John, and Adam.
Otter from Indianapolis.
Just like Mike, I am enjoying the sports ball.
This is Nick from Indiana, and I wish the Good News segment was more cynical and negative.
This is Shannon Visser from Fort Wayne.
Who knew we could have a meet-up at an IHOP?
We even spotted Tucker outside.
Have a good day!
Hey, Gary from Greenwood.
Did anybody else notice that Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes quit hanging out after the second or third sports ball game?
That's weird.
This is Nathalia.
Pull my lever!
This is Katie from St.
Joseph Brewery and Public House.
Thank you so much to the Indyno Agenda Tribe for using us as your meet-up spot.
Hope to see you again!
In the morning!
All right, I like pull my lever a lot.
Hey, pull my lever.
That's funny.
Thank you very much, Indy Meetup.
Always good.
Love those Indy Meetups.
And we've got a good one taking place now, or maybe it's even over.
I don't know.
Is it 6.30?
Oh, it's got to be over now in Singapore.
It's already tomorrow in Singapore.
Was the No Agenda Geo Jigsaw Singapore Sling Meetup?
That was a week ago.
No, it's today.
It's a week ago.
Well, I was at the Prince of Wales pub and Jesse Coy Nelson, who is a world traveler, he organized it.
I hope someone showed up.
I look forward to a meetup report, even if it's just you, Jesse Coy.
On Saturday, the Shrunken Amygdala Support Group meets at 2 o'clock at Tass Bruporium in Cincinnati, Ohio.
And also, the Central Ohio meet-up will take place at 3.33 p.m.
at Dempsey's in Columbus, Ohio.
We've got some cool meet-ups coming up, international ones.
We have Kilkenny, Ireland on March 2nd.
We'll be competing with Zurich, Switzerland on the 2nd.
Let me see.
Middelburg, the Netherlands on the 9th.
This is great.
I love the international.
On the 26th of March, Wageningen in Gelderland, which is right near Eggstest.
All of those are international meetups.
We've got a whole list.
You can search them.
You can see previous meetups.
You can even start one yourself by going to noagendermeetups.com.
You will not be disappointed.
You cannot spell community without unity and the connection you get is guaranteed protection.
NoahJennerMeetups.com, always a party!
Like a party!
It really is, it always is.
and days.
You want to be where you want me.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Like a party.
It really is.
It always is.
I have zero ISOs.
I I have fallen down.
Well, you've been negligent.
I've fallen down on the job, and I'm glad you have at least two so we can choose a winner.
Okay, let's start with fair.
How is that fair?
I hope the other one's better.
Thanks for asking.
Thank you for asking.
It's always a pleasure.
That'll just have to do.
It's not bad.
I like it.
It's alright.
Always a pleasure.
Thanks for asking.
I will make up for my lack of ISO with a brand new Good News Jingle!
That has a Caribbean flair to it, much like our new donor from Trinidad and Tobago.
Nice flair, that's right, he had flair.
I agree, it was beautiful.
What's your good news?
A cat in a tree.
How about there's a cat stuck in a tree in Sudbury.
Landscapers called in to save that small animal.
Neighbors say that the kitty was there for days and you can see the size of that tree.
It's like five or six stories high.
And now we're hearing from the worker who came to the rescue.
7's Jadyan Thompson explains.
A kitten in Sudbury finding itself in an impossible situation.
You could hear the cries from the ground.
I guess that's how they discovered the cat was up there.
Neighbors say they noticed that a cat had gotten itself stuck at the top of a tall tree, so they called a local landscape company to help.
I love helping out animals and especially cats.
Neil Irving says the cat had been in the tree for several days.
The cat was about 50 to 60 feet off the ground, so he had to bring in a bucket truck to help with the rescue.
This is my second cat rescue.
It's a lot easier with a bucket though, that's for sure.
Irving says when he got close to the cat, it started leaning toward him and seemed grateful to get a lift.
No kidding.
The cries got increased with volume as I got closer and the cat was like leaning in almost like ready to come out of the tree, you know?
So it was certainly happy to be found.
The lucky cat was named Valentine since it was rescued on Valentine's Day and right now they're trying to track down Valentine's owner.
In the newsroom, Jody Ann Thompson, 7 News.
I love that.
That's a great good news report.
There's nothing like a cat up a tree.
There was a huge tree and a little cat.
What are cats thinking?
I'm always wondering about cats up in trees.
Good news.
Good, good news.
Good news.
Good, good news.
Good news.
That's right, everybody.
Good news is how we love to end our broadcast.
Amen.
So that you feel good about life.
As you go off, as you go off back into the morass that is the mainstream media, Or not.
You could just hang out and wait until Sunday.
We'll be back.
Read a book.
Read a book.
Yes.
Start your own exodus from social media and the platforms.
It's worth it.
We got a nice little trio of end of show mixes from the often not loudly enough sung heroes of the Noah Jenner Show, because they come at the end.
Sir Scovey, who donated earlier, Professor Jay Jones, and Hugh Allison, all bringing us the mix-ups.
We can jam it out.
After the good news, you'll just feel happy.
It's like a positive pill at the end of the podcast.
And if you're listening on a modern podcast app or trollroom.io, noagendastream.com, Mutton Meat and Music, the 25th edition, the Drum and Bass Special by Oystin Berges up next.
How about that?
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, in FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And coming from the Contra Costa County Coast, where I do not remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We come back on Sunday.
Remember us at noagendadonations.com.
Until then, adios mofos, a hooey hooey and such.
I think I'll go buy some chicken.
Chicken.
Yeah, chickens.
We'll be right back.
Hey babe, I've got a chicken.
I think I'll go buy some chickens or something.
Got chickens!
Hey, babe.
I've got a chicken.
You've got karma. .
Take a look at this New York City trucker boycott.
Under no circumstances will I be crossing that bridge again.
What was dispatch's reaction to that?
Oh, another one.
New York was already a loser state.
New York has become a legal banana republic.
Let's go back to the Donald Trump case, the real estate fraud case before Judge Engeron.
I would never invest in New York now.
New York is turning itself into a flyover state.
for blocking the bike lane.
I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to New York City.
I'm not going to do that anymore.
New York is turning itself into a flyover state.
He's saying because of the boycott, New York City has to pay 30% more just to get a load delivered from the Midwest.
The people that James calls the victims actually wanted to do more business with Donald Trump.
They said they made a lot of money and they viewed him as a whale client.
They wanted more loans with him.
Who's next?
They're going to start refusing loans in New York City starting on Monday.
The suggestion is don't worry, we've got your back.
This is really something all about Trump.
Bottom line, groceries are about to start costing a lot more in New York.
This was a victimless crime.
We have traffic tied up.
This was a victimless crime.
Nobody lost any money.
I'm in the New York state of mind.
And they're going to move to Florida pretty quickly.
Everything you just listed off is done by every real estate developer everywhere on Earth, in every city.
That the law-abiding and rule-following New Yorkers who are business people have nothing to worry about.
Between 20 and 25% of our drivers.
New York is turning itself into a flyover state.
You got guys that can't back up and can't turn.
You don't have to worry if you're not Donald Trump in New York.
That's the problem.
I'm a real estate developer.
Do you think there's a chance I would ever take a chance on New York again?
Hey.
Single women.
In the, uh, in Jasper, Georgia.
Hey, babe.
I've got a chicken.
I think I'll go buy some chickens or something.
Chicken.
Whatever.
Nice fried chicken.
Yeah, that'll, that'll reel them in.
Barbecue chicken.
Anyway.
We like some chicken.
Because I'm a salty single dude in my mid-thirties.
There's a knight.
And he's looking.
He'll be ready for you.
He's got chickens.
He's got chickens.
We just go with the flow.
We do.
Thank you for asking.
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