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Adam Curry, John C. Devorak It's Thursday, December 8th, 2022 This is your award-winning Give Our Nation Media Assassination Episode 1510 This is No Agenda Back in the saddle and broadcasting live From the heart of the Texas Hill Country Here in FEMA Region 7 6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley where everybody's asking the question, have you been to Camp Lejeune?
I'm John C. Dvorak.
If so, Thomas J. Henry can get you millions of dollars because of the water that was poisoned.
Same here.
You hear those commercials all over television?
All over.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And on YouTube TV and everything.
Sometimes it's like three different law firms in one night on one show advertising.
There must be a huge bonanza of money.
Somebody's got a pot of money there.
Someone's got a big pot.
Yeah, the government.
Government, baby!
Government.
Uh, well, it's good to be back, John.
I have to say.
Well, I was, uh, I'm glad to hear your voice.
Thank you.
It's the same, exactly the same.
I was very disappointed in that.
I was thinking it was going to be... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can't hear you.
Look, John, this is only going to be temporary, but I'm going to sound like this for a while.
They said it'll go away after the next show.
The whole point, the whole point of this exercise, the whole point of going through the additional pain and Honestly, cost is so that I will not change my voice, my speech will not be slissing, because typically what I have, people would get the advice, rip it all out, here's your dentures, sayonara, and of course that would introduce whistling and slissing.
Or the one thing, of course, is the whistle, which is what your real fear was.
Yeah.
Which I can't, you know, I can never put the whistle... I mean, I can slip it in.
I'm getting better at it now.
But I can't actually incorporate it into my speech.
Well, so this is phase one.
Phase two comes in, you know, three to five months when the bone has ossified so they can put the implants in.
And then it's possible that a whistle could be introduced.
It's possible.
Well, let's hope not.
Well the whole point was for that not to here's here okay let me just tell you a couple things filter it out let me let me no this is the whole point you actually got I got a tax opinion from a friend and there's two cases in you in US because case law is what it's all about there's a I think her name is Chesty Love.
The IRS said... Yes, I know this case.
You know that case?
This is a famous case.
Yeah, she said, I'm deducting my implants because I make more money that way.
It's for my business.
Yeah, it's reasonable.
There's another one, I forget the guy's name, and he had dentures put in because he was a radio guy.
And this is very, it's an old one, I think goes back to the 60s or something.
And he also got off.
So, you know, of course, it's going to be very interesting to have to Discuss that with the IRS.
And they're gonna go and they're gonna look at the Chesty McPlant or whatever the hell her name was.
Chesty Love.
Chesty Love.
Chesty McPlant.
So they're gonna say, well, you know, her income went up.
Have you noticed that your income has gone down?
Well, that's a good point.
Now here is, I just want to give a few brief highlights.
You want to hear more, Tina and I did a lot about it yesterday, but here's just the brief highlights.
The one thing to know for this show is these temporaries, which is, I have two temporary, it's like a bridge, it's a complete full thing and it's just hanging on the upper canines and the lower canines.
And which are like a crown.
That is set with 24-hour cement.
And the reason for that is, you know, I still have the stitches in and have to evaluate how the bone is healing.
So instead of having to break it out of my mouth each time, just every 24 hours I have to re-cement it.
That was 22 hours ago.
So I don't know if they'll stay in throughout the whole show.
I may have to excuse myself.
And then you will hear what you've been dying to hear, believe me.
We'll see.
Anyway, briefly, five and a half hour surgery.
They put me out with fentanyl, which was interesting.
Are you hooked, man?
It felt pretty good.
I woke up a lot, though.
I remember a lot of things that took place.
Like, dude, we gave you enough to put down an elephant.
You kept coming back.
Are you Irish?
Irish?
They said that?
Yeah, Irish or people with red hair.
They're racist.
People with red hair.
Apparently, they have higher tolerance.
Uh, and I said, how about I grew up in Amsterdam?
Oh, that's an interesting observation.
Yeah.
So we all agreed it must've been the Amsterdam, uh, education.
Um, the swelling was by day three was I sent you a picture, which I would not let.
In fact, you didn't even believe it was the real picture of my face when I sent it to you.
It looked photoshopped.
That was my real face.
I can take a regular photo of you and make you look like that.
Well, yeah, of course, because it's my face only blown up to twice the size.
Well, the thing that was blown up was your nose was like ten times bigger.
I think someone was using a wide-angle lens.
No!
This was on my phone, my selfie cam!
That was my face, believe me.
Okay.
So it was bad swelling.
Now, here's something that is crazy.
You should have recorded yourself when you were like that.
That would have been interesting.
What, when I was out?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll do it next time when they put the titanium post in.
I'll have them do it then.
Now it is possible, since these are temporaries, I'm working on getting, you know, do you remember as a kid you would get the vampire, like the vampire fangs for Halloween?
Sure.
That's exactly what this is like.
I still do that.
It's exactly what these are like.
So I'm going to, I'm going to talk to Zach and say, hey, can you just, it's just 3D printer at this point.
Can you just print up a new one?
Only I want the top front teeth.
I want N and O and then the bottom I want agenda.
And I want another one that will try the QR code.
Thought that would be fun to do.
And then maybe just one with a real gold grill.
It's going to be four months.
Yeah, I think you got it made.
Yeah, exactly.
Thank you, everybody.
We had a lot of people saying, really sending nice notes.
I appreciate it.
Now, here's the bonus, which I'm not quite sure.
I noticed it yesterday and I noticed again today.
My hearing appears to have improved significantly.
I put the headphones on.
I'm like, whoa.
Did I filter something differently?
This needs to be studied.
Yes, well, luckily I have an audiogram, a recent audiogram, maybe six, eight weeks ago, so I'm going to go back to my guy in maybe a month or so.
We'll do another audiogram.
We can actually measure if there's been any difference.
I think it's important.
It's very important.
I'm blown away.
I hear a high end all of a sudden.
This is interesting.
Well, you're probably getting blocked by those teeth that you had in there that had radio, little radios in them, and it was probably screwing up the... No, part of the reason for doing this and the bone grafting is because I had, above my molars, I had low-level infection that had been going on for 10 years, which explains all of my allergy, so-called allergy issues.
And when it's in your sinuses, it's immediately going to affect your ears as well.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I may, who knows, I may be Superman now.
Maybe not.
Well, that's doubtful.
Maybe not.
But I'm happy to be back.
It was very difficult to not work.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I found, what did you do?
Goofed off.
Goofed off.
Well, the big news, of course, came in today.
Big news.
Brittany Griner.
Brittany Griner is a free man!
A woman!
Well, you know, this is somewhat... They'd like to spike the ball a little bit more, but they left the Marine behind.
And what no one is really talking about is Victor Boot.
It's like, let's just look at the trade.
When you were a kid, did you trade marbles or baseball cards?
Well, everyone trades.
Yeah, you trade this for that.
Something you want and something somebody else wants.
So let's see if this trade is good.
We've got Brittany Greer, WNBA star, a Greiner, Greer Greiner.
She is, let's see, what are her qualifications?
She's a good basketball player.
She's a tall woman that can dunk.
She's a tall woman that can dunk.
Let's listen to Victor Boot.
This is when he was arrested.
This is a short clip from the 60 Minutes profile at the time of his arrest.
This is the guy that we traded for Brittany Griner.
This past week, they brought him to New York to face terrorism charges.
Tonight, those at the heart of Operation Relentless, a sting that spanned three continents, tell the story behind it for the first time.
Victor Booth, in my eyes, is one of the most dangerous men on the face of the earth.
On the face of the earth?
Without a doubt.
AK-47s.
Not by the thousands, but by the tens of thousands.
So he weaponizes civil war in Africa.
He transformed these young adolescent warriors into insidious, mindless, maniacally driven killing machines that operated with assembly line efficiencies.
This has indicted him on four terror related charges, including conspiracy to kill Americans.
What makes him a threat to the United States?
Sounds pretty good.
He's a shadow facilitator.
He's arming not only designated terrorist groups, insurgent groups, but he's also arming very powerful drug trafficking cartels around the globe.
This is the Lord of War, the Merchant of Death.
Right.
And you got him in your hands.
Right, he's in custody.
It's a great feeling.
Seems like a good trade.
The Lord of War, Angel of Death, for Brittany Griner.
Good trade, everybody.
And so he left the Marine behind.
Yeah, exactly.
The Marine was supposed to, the whaling guy, he's supposed to be part of the deal and we're going to do this, we're going to do that.
And then they dropped the ball on that and they just get Griner and they say, well, we'll have to do another deal for the Marine.
What kind of negotiators are these?
I'll say this, even though he's never going to be president again, Trump would have pulled this off.
Yeah, a much better deal.
He knows how to trade marbles.
This was no good.
No, it was incompetence.
For one thing, they let her rot in jail for 10 months.
No, it wasn't incompetence.
It's humiliation.
We've been humiliated by Putin and to a degree where also I think that truly the Biden administration thinks, hey, we got an LGBT back, man.
Come on, that's times 10.
And it's a great Christmas present.
First they let her rot.
They could have done this deal right off the bat.
They let her rot for 10 months in a Russian prison.
And if they're just going to do a deal that was a lousy deal, they could have done that right away.
Why did they have to wait 10 months?
It took 10 months to pull this deal off?
Are you kidding me?
Here's what I think.
I think that Putin held back and then they, I don't know if you saw this, it came out a couple of days ago, maybe the beginning of the week.
Uh, Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs at his home and pooped his pants.
According to a telegram channel which claims links to his bodyguards.
This is a real news story.
He soiled his pants.
Where'd this run?
Uh, Daily Mail?
It's the U.S.
edition.
It's a huge article and it's been repeated.
Let's see.
I'll bet you $10 the now striking New York Times ad.
I'm not betting on this because the New York Times probably did have it, but I'm not betting money.
Phil Soiled.
Okay, let's see.
why does anyone give a shit?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
The bell fell over. - Sure.
Microsoft News, MSN, India Times, CNN, The Mirror, Sky News, US News, Yahoo News.
It got picked up.
It's like booger and dick jokes.
It's the lowest form of humor.
Yeah, pretty much.
It's sad.
Guess what?
Putin had diarrhea after eating a bad meal.
Oh, it stunk up the place.
Oh, this could report it.
Send a reporter to Moscow.
But what they didn't report was, you know, this is obviously part of his Parkinson's, part of his cancer.
None of that.
No, this is all new.
This is just new.
But that wasn't the biggest news that hit yesterday.
Yeah, I've been checking out a lot of European news because that's where the action is, clearly.
I mean, unless you want to be stuck in Kanye-Elon world, which we'll talk about.
I think that's clipped.
Yeah, but the news agents, and the news agents is, you know, these are top journalists in the UK.
This is a global, global owns, I think, most of the commercial radio stations in the UK, and they own this podcast.
Top men.
Top men, yeah.
The news agents led this, led with this story, and it really blew up around the world.
Not so much in the States yet, but listen to this.
This is a Global Player original podcast.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Heinrich XIII, Prince Reuss, and the successor of an ancient German dynasty that can be traced back to around 900 AD.
That is Heinrich XIII.
Hadn't heard of him much before.
Well, no, neither had anyone else, really.
He's a minor German aristocrat who now stands accused of trying to organise a coup to overthrow the German state.
And not just some minor coup attempt involving a few cranks.
The police were so alarmed about this that 3,000 of them took part in raids across 11 states.
131 raids, to be precise.
25 people arrested.
And the raids took place at the homes of former politicians, Judges, it took place at a military barracks.
This looked like it was pretty serious.
These plotters include members of an extremist movement called the Rice Burger.
That translates literally as sovereign citizens and that's because they don't really agree with the carve-up of modern-day Germany.
They want to go back to former grander times, pre-World War I, pre-Versailles Treaty, when they think that Germany had more authority.
So there is a kind of grievance, nostalgia in this, but there is also a very modern element which you might recognize, which sounds uncomfortably familiar.
Elements of QAnon, elements of the very protests that brought the attack on the capital, And we're hearing the same kind of words.
Hatred of the mainstream media.
Hatred of the political elites.
Demonising of those in power.
Even conspiracies around paedophilia.
So today on the News Agents, we're asking if this is a global QAnon.
Oh yeah baby!
They're taking it global.
The global QAnon.
Now everybody around the world is QAnon and you're going to get arrested.
I have, you know, it's funny that you say this is obscure.
I actually have a clip of this.
I got a couple more, but what do you got?
Let's play it.
I got the new Hitler clip, but it's, and I put the title at new Hitler because this guy seems to be following the pattern, pattern of the, of the Beer Hall Pooch and some other bowl of crap, which ended up getting like some similar number of people, 25 people thrown in jail.
And I believe this, if I'm not sure, I didn't tag it, but... I got it.
I think this is from New... No, I have it here, but I'm saying I'm not sure where it came from.
I think it may be New Tang Dynasty.
We'll tell by... What a surprise.
Immediately figured out.
Surprise, surprise.
Germany has arrested 25 people on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government and seize power in a violent coup.
Prosecutors said the group was inspired by the deep state conspiracy theories of QAnon and the Reichsburger.
Members of the Reichsburger don't recognize the legitimacy of modern-day Germany and insist that the larger Deutsche Reich still exists despite the Nazis defeat in World War II.
Here are the details.
A suspect who calls himself Prince Heinrich from the former Royal House of Reuss was seen as the designated leader of a future state.
Germany's monarchy was abolished a century ago.
Prosecutors say he contacted Russian officials with plans of establishing a new order, but that there was no evidence of a positive response.
The military intelligence said other members included several reservists and an active soldier in the special forces command.
A former member of parliament for the AFD party, who currently serves as a judge, is also being investigated.
The plotters are suspected of developing concrete plans to storm the Bundestag with a small armed group since the end of November 2021 at the latest.
Prosecutors further say the group focused on recruiting members of the military and police officers.
They are suspected of preparing for the armed attack through the hoarding of military hardware and holding drills.
The arrests were made early on Wednesday morning in raids across the country.
More than 3,000 police and security forces from 11 German states took part, with suspects also arrested in Austria and Italy.
The House of Reuss has in the past distanced itself from Heinrich, calling him a confused man who pursued conspiracy theories, according to local media.
All right, so everyone got the same briefing for this event.
But there's a little tidbit in here, which was they were supposed to storm the Bundestag on November of 2021.
Oh yeah, this is... At the latest.
This is complete horseshit, John.
What this is... This is complete... Yes, that's the right word.
These guys, the leaders of this group are respectfully 69 and 71 years old.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
And, you know, this is pre-crime.
I, you know, show me some plans.
And by the way...
3,000.
This is a waste of the taxpayers' money.
No, no, this is a PSYOP.
Hello, there we are.
It's all, it's taking it all back to Trump.
This is Trump.
This is QAnon.
Yes!
You're right, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
100% it's about Trump.
But they're taking it global.
The new conspiracy theorist is QAnon.
We have breaking news overnight in Germany where police arrested at least 25 people tied to an alleged right-wing plot to overthrow the government.
Did he say white-wing or right-wing?
I swear I heard him say white-wing.
No, he said right-wing.
Police arrested at least 25 people tied to an alleged right-wing plot to overthrow the government.
Came kind of close, didn't he?
One more time.
In Germany where police arrested at least 25 people tied to an alleged right-wing plot to overthrow the government.
He said white.
I heard white.
I heard white.
He said white.
I heard white.
I heard white, yeah.
The targeted group's ideology is similar to that of far-right groups here in the U.S.
Wow, he's... Maybe it's just my ears.
Charlie Zagata has the latest on this unfolding story.
Maybe, yeah, would be, yeah, bromey.
All right, Roops here in the U.S., Charlie Daggett has the latest on this unfolding story.
Charlie, good morning.
Oh, woo, unfolding.
Whether or not a clear and present danger to the German state, he was serious enough to launch 7,000 officers, including special forces, to round up those suspects in early morning raids.
I didn't hear anything about special forces.
130 raids all across the country, with two more people arrested in Austria and Italy by authorities there.
Uh-huh.
See, it's all over Europe.
The scourge of Donald Trump is everywhere.
This has to be stopped.
It's just like January 6th.
They're trying to storm the capitals all over the world.
We must stop the global QAnon.
German officials say they were plotting to storm the parliament building, seize power, and form their own government.
Even installing this man, Prince Heinrich XIII, which I think you'll see in a minute, seen here during his arrest as their leader.
Prosecutors describe the far-right group as Reichsburger.
They're called Reichsburger, Citizens of the Reich.
Which is also Sovereign Citizen, huh?
Sovereign Citizen Movement.
It's all in here!
As being influenced by the conspiracy group QAnon.
Now we're told many of those arrested are ex-military, heavily armed, and actively recruiting more members.
At least one person in the group is accused of trying to contact the Russian government about the plan.
The Kremlin said this morning that this is a German problem with no Russian involvement.
I just listen to the... So you have to understand there's no Russian involvement.
Okay?
Very important.
And then he listened to how he ends this.
This is a German problem with no Russian involvement.
Tony?
Very scary stuff.
Charlie Daggett, of course, in London.
Charlie, thank you very much.
Very, very, very scary.
Very scary stuff.
Very scary.
Very scary stuff.
And right on cue, ABC has this report.
ABC News has learned that former President Trump actually hosted an event for a group that included a prominent QAnon conspiracy theorist at Mar-a-Lago last night.
Photos actually show...
That Trump hosted Liz Kraken, one of the more prominent QAnon supporters, for a fundraiser in support of a so-called documentary on sex trafficking.
Kraken claimed that she spoke with Trump about Pizzagate.
You may remember that was the conspiracy theory that falsely claimed that Democrats were running a child sex trafficking ring within a pizza parlor here in Washington.
And don't forget, this all comes just weeks after Donald Trump met with Kanye West and far-right white supremacist Nick Fuentes at the same spot there at Mar-a-Lago.
This is an op, and this is a big one!
Is that your op sound?
I haven't totally, you know, I didn't think of it, of this story as an op.
Oh, hit me right away.
Immediately.
But all you have to do is mention it.
And yeah, yeah, it's obviously and it's all about Trump.
And I want just be just as a little more padding here.
I have actually a series of clips.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one more.
I know you're gonna play it.
But there's been a bunch of weird Little things about Trump that they keep throwing in, and it's showing up everywhere.
Like?
Well, like his approval rating, as though he needs to be approved for anything.
Hold that thought, because I only have this report from Deutsche Welle.
And Deutsche Welle is also completely compromised, but they're more subtle.
They've been compromised and they've been anti-Trump since the get-go.
But they're subtle.
So instead of coming out and saying, it's just like Trump, listen to what they do.
This is only one of many raids today.
What is known about the suspects and their motives?
By the way, we've not seen any weapons.
We've not seen any other people.
We've only seen this one guy.
We've seen no other people doing perp walks, no arrests, there's been no reports from Any other places.
So maybe that didn't even happen.
We don't know because we haven't seen it.
But listen to this.
So we've heard that there are 25 people who have been arrested, but there are still another 27 people who are suspected of being a part of this network.
And we've heard also from the peace that the supposed ringleader of this network was a descendant of this noble family, who is also an entrepreneur.
Descendant of a noble family who is also an entrepreneur.
Oh, you don't say?
I think that's a very subtle Trump comparison.
I think you're probably right, but I think it's too subtle.
I mean, ops, of course, are psychological.
So they're psyops.
So they go into the back of your brain and it's like, okay, it just moles itself back there.
It sits there.
Next thing you know, you're making connections you shouldn't be making.
I'm a descendant of this noble family who is also an entrepreneur in Frankfurt.
And the plan of this group was to basically overthrow the current democratic order in Germany.
They had planned to storm the German parliament with weapons and put up arrests of politicians and that way disrupt the democratic order.
They had already started setting up what looked like a shadow government that would then take power once they had carried out the coup.
They were organizing shooting trainings for their members.
They were trying to enlist new members, especially those belonging to the armed forces and to the police who have weapons and are trained to use them.
Here's what's concerning.
Like, there's groups out here in Hill Country who have all... I mean, there's groups in Florida who have this plan for Cuba still, you know?
These old Cubans are still running around, practicing their guns, getting ready to install a new government in Cuba.
I mean, there's a lot... This happens all the time, but now everyone's on notice.
Because you're QAnon and we're gonna have to arrest you for not doing anything.
You know, they had this checklist, these Germans, and on the checklist of things to do when they took over Parliament was hang the pence.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
I tried to be funny there.
No, but I understand what you're saying.
There's a religious component to this, and then I want to hear your clips, but this is now happening in the United States.
No, I don't have it.
You heard my clip about this.
My other clips are about other things that are part of the giant, if you're going to say it's a PSYOP, about the big picture PSYOP, the kind of thing the media is doing, some deconstructions that are worth listening to.
I just want to mention these two things.
Now there seems to be, sitting at home with a blown up head and just reading everything, I've noticed there is a new term which we need to be on the lookout for.
It's called Christian nationalism.
Have you heard this?
It's not a new term.
Not new, I agree, but it's been moved to the forefront.
I have not noticed it being in the forefront of late.
It could be in your neck of the woods.
Well, no, the Washington Post reported on a restaurant in Richmond, Virginia, who canceled a reservation for a private event.
It was going to be a dessert meeting by a conservative Christian organization.
The reason why is because they oppose same-sex marriage and abortion rights.
Abortion rights, Washington Post.
And so what they're saying is, hey, you know, if you don't want to make a gay wedding cake, we're not going to let you eat here.
The Christian Nationalists.
And this is the one that I loved from the Atlanta Constitution Journal.
Is that it?
What is it?
Atlanta Journal Constitution.
That's a serious publication, isn't it?
AJC.
AJC.
It used to be.
So they're talking about these Georgia pastors in this article address Christian nationalism.
I'm just going to read this one paragraph.
Jesus has not called us to establish a theocracy in our city, state, or country, nor are we to make the White House or Congress a church house.
You see, this is what the so-called Christian nationalists, they want everything to go back to Christianity in America.
And here's the AJC.
The blurring of those lines was clearly on display on January 6, 2021, when protesters stormed the U.S.
Capitol in an effort to stop the election results from being certified.
The use of Christian imagery that day by extremists left people stunned.
Some participants proudly carried crosses.
Others knelt in prayer.
One was photographed clutching a Bible.
Another carried a poster of Jesus in a red Make America hat.
Great again, Cap.
And one banner read, Jesus is my savior, Trump is my president.
And they are freaking out over this.
This is odd.
Well, of course, all those things that are on that laundry list, where they left hanged pants off of it, and he's the Christian, besides the point.
But go ahead, yes.
Which makes no sense.
But those kind of images and imagery are very common to American political rallies.
You see them all the time.
Oh, someone was photographed clutching a Bible.
Oh, the humanity!
Now, on the other side, because if you've only seen left-wing protests with their pussy hats and all the rest of it... Yeah, yeah, because that's so cool.
You never see a Bible.
You would never see a Bible in that group.
You might see, you know, Mein Kampf, not Mein Kampf, I'm sorry, the Communist Manifesto, but you wouldn't see a Bible.
No.
So this is a big stunner to them.
Yeah, yeah.
Frightening is what it is.
Not just a stunner, it's frightening!
Frightening!
This is the... yeah.
I came up with a few thoughts myself while we were on vacances.
Okay.
Vacances.
On leave.
On holiday.
Tell me, what were your thoughts?
They're not fully formed.
Okay.
Let's go, man.
Play something.
Okay, let's go to another big news item.
At least it caught the top of the news right at the beginning because it's so important, even though the details are all left out.
We're going to go with the Trump Organization.
Busted!
They got found guilty.
Busted one.
But we begin tonight with a Trump organization convicted on tax fraud, a jury finding the company guilty on all charges today, including a scheme to help executives avoid taxes by compensating them with private school tuition, Manhattan apartments, and expensive cars.
The defense blamed former company CFO Allen Weisselberg, saying he did it for his own personal greed.
He'd been a loyal employee for years.
Really?
Weisselberg had pleaded guilty and testified in exchange for a promised five-month jail sentence.
The former president was not charged in this case, but his family business is now convicted on all counts.
So what does this mean going forward?
And tonight, the response coming in from the Trump Organization.
Our investigative reporter Aaron Koterski leading us off from the courthouse here in New York.
I'm glad you picked this up because when I saw that ultimately there's a 1.6 million dollar fine, I'm like... 1.7.
I mean, you know, we have pharmaceutical companies paying 10 billion dollars in fines for getting people hooked and dying from opioids and being legal drug pushers.
But no, this this is a seven parter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Mainstream.
We got you.
I brought this thing and I chunked this up because it was every break there's another Essentially an op, a lie.
It's not a diss on you, I'm just saying that... No, no, I'm just saying that, what I'm saying is that this had to be busted, this is all short, had to be busted because they're just, they're pounding Trump.
Pounding?
They did it at the beginning, they say, well this didn't involve Trump.
Well then why is it such a big news story?
It involved Trump Inc.?
Yeah.
Or it didn't involve the kids, it involved this one guy.
Yeah.
But they can use the word Trump.
So this one guy... They're trying to show criminality.
They're trying to show criminality.
They just want to connect Trump to criminality.
No, this is a full frontal attack in every way to get Trump off the ballot.
Right, right.
We both agree on that.
That's the op.
Yeah, that's the desired outcome of the op, yes.
So they've got to find some constitutional thing.
The Hatch Act, maybe?
I'm telling you.
The Logan Act.
The Logan Act, the Hatch Act, throw something in there.
Come on people, get creative.
How about the Lanham Act?
Come on.
Yeah, all of them.
So let's go with part two of this smear.
Tonight, the company that was the foundation of former President Trump's career and eventual rise to the White House, the Trump Organization, found guilty by a Manhattan jury on all 17 counts, including a scheme to defraud.
That is consequential.
It underscores that in Manhattan, we have one standard of justice for all.
The verdict holding the company liable for the criminal conduct of its top executives, mainly Allen Weisselberg.
It's going to be interesting to see how they tie it together.
Did you see, listen to a little gotcha in there?
Who besides Allen Weisselberg?
Who else?
Who else could it be?
Well, who else would it be?
Because they use the word plural.
Top executives.
Company liable for the criminal conduct of its top executives.
Mainly Allen Weisselberg.
Mainly.
Mainly.
So who are the other guys?
Eric.
Eric Trump.
He was found guilty?
No.
Don Junior.
I'm just throwing stuff out there.
Those are the top executives.
You said top executives.
You didn't say top executive.
Then Don Jr.
Doesn't Don Jr.
run something?
I would think so.
I didn't see he was found guilty.
Okay, well let's just continue with this smear with part three.
Mainly Allen Weisselberg, the former chief financial officer who pleaded guilty to arranging some of his compensation off the books.
The company paid for his apartment, for his Mercedes-Benz, and for his grandchildren's tuition.
Nearly two million dollars in perks, none of it declared his income.
Oh man, this is...
Let's stop there and listen to this again.
So this guy said, Hey, look, I want my income to be, I want it.
My Silicon Valley people do this.
Like they do it.
Yes.
Yes.
They do it more elegantly.
The way they do it is it goes like this.
Uh, I want a lot of stock options at a, at a phony baloney low price because I strike them.
We're going to backdate them, and then I want my salary, and they brag about this.
I'm only getting paid a dollar a year.
I think Steve Jobs did this.
I think Musk does it.
I think they all, many of them do it.
Not Tim Cook.
I'll tell you, Tim Cook doesn't do that.
Tim Cook takes his money.
He takes as much as he can, which is old school.
New school is no, no, I take it in options.
And so you get this, you take it out as a, or you run it through a trust.
The thing is, it really is his personal income taxes.
I mean, if you're not, you're not declaring this as your income, you're liable, not the company.
Yeah, they try to make it into a conspiracy.
So the company, they keep saying the company was found guilty, but I keep hearing that Weisselberg's the guy that's guilty.
Yeah, I think they're lying.
He arranged to have his income, you know, give it to me in this way, that way, you know, give me a car.
For example, going back over past, I don't know why they don't do this.
Cause I, when I worked for the air pollution district, I had a car.
They gave me a car.
I've had cars, I've had air, air travel, all kinds of stuff compensated.
So you get a car.
As part of an executive travels, you don't have to put that on your, uh, on your, you don't have to declare that.
It's expensive.
Yeah, it's expensive.
Exactly.
Anyway, you can just see that this is very weird.
Maybe we'll get an analysis from the anonymous gay accountant.
He knows this kind of stuff.
He'll set us straight.
There you go.
Thank you.
Trump was not charged, and the defense said he did not know.
But prosecutors said Trump sanctioned fraud when he signed off on part of the scheme.
His initials on this memo okayed a salary reduction that prosecutors said cheated tax authorities.
What?
And they showed the jury checks Trump signed so Weisselberg's grandkids could go to an elite New York City private school.
In their closing argument, prosecutors saying Trump was not blissfully ignorant.
Wow, this is crazy.
This is a smear!
And they're really insinuating that the Trump Organization is at fault here.
I agree.
I don't think it's true.
And they showed the memo.
It said, so-and-so's salary is going to be lowered to $72,000 or something.
Which is just enough to pay for tax.
And Trump signed off on it as if...
What if I'm the CEO signing on, the secretary comes there and she drops a pile of, hey, we got to sign these.
And so you go, you look at him and he probably does.
And he said, oh, okay.
Sign, signs, and he just signs through them.
And it seems like, well, so what, why is he taking a less salary?
Well, we're going to pay for his kid's school.
Okay.
Well then you do sign off on that.
No big deal.
You expect Weisselman to take, do his taxes properly.
10% for the big guy.
This is your news media, people.
I don't know why you put up with it.
Why do you watch?
Why do you listen?
It's not worth it.
It's all an op!
Well, this is for sure.
What part are we on in this thing?
Five.
We're at five now.
Okay, hit five.
The trial pierced Trump's carefully honed image as a brilliant businessman.
Prosecutors fought all the way to the Supreme Court to obtain his tax returns, revealing a string of losses, including a nearly billion-dollar loss over a two-year period while Trump was on reality TV selling his success.
What does this have to do with the case?
They're prepping—hey, Trump is—he does illegal things, he does illegal things, he does illegal things, he's very bad, doesn't pay his taxes, doesn't—and by the way, if I can just say something.
So apparently the Democrats, the Committee of Congress of the House of Representatives got Trump's taxes.
Well, clearly there was nothing going on there, because have you heard a peep about his taxes?
He just did right there in this clip.
But I bet you it showed that he was really, he had all the money, he made the money he said that he was making and there's no, there's nothing wrong with his taxes.
That's what I have to assume.
Otherwise it would have been out.
We would have been talking about it instead of this dumb stuff.
It would have been front page New York Times.
This is all they got.
This is all they got right here.
Yeah, he took a loss for some.
Of course he took a loss.
That's what he takes.
You take a loss every so often.
Yeah.
So he took a billion dollar loss, which means you had to have making a lot of money to take a billion dollar loss and put it on your taxes.
Yeah, for it to mean anything.
But whatever the case, Why do they even throw this smear in there?
There's no reason for it.
There's no reason for it.
You're doing it about the tax thing with Weisselberg, and you throw in a smear about Trump right in the middle of the report.
It's an op.
You're worse than me with this op thing.
I can't help myself.
You said it has no reason.
Yeah, it has a reason.
This is the op.
That's the reason.
Okay, Bart, this is the end of it.
This wraps it up.
The Trump Organization called the verdict preposterous, saying the company could not be held responsible for an employee's personal actions.
Turning on Weisselberg, a once-trusted confidant of the former president, writing, Mr. Weisselberg testified under oath that he betrayed the trust the company had placed in him, and that he at all times acted solely for his own personal gain and out of his own personal greed.
And sentencing next month, the company faces a 1.7 million dollar fine, but long term the consequences could be more severe if no one wants to do business with a felon.
A felon!
What?
A felon!
The guy's not even working there anymore.
Who's the felon?
You're implying that Trump's a felon.
That's great.
Yeah, they're just gonna call him felonious, felonious Trump.
Felonious Trump.
Can you believe these people?
This is ABC News, the top of the heap.
The number one watcher news show.
Yeah, I can believe it.
And they're putting this kind of garbage out there and they're thinking it's... pretending it's journalism?
This is pathetic.
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
Well, Trump is also being attacked in a subtle way by your boy DeSanto down there in Florida.
Yeah, because even though he's not running, even though he has billionaires backing him, this is the messaging he's sending out there, which is very popular with the base and something that Trump appears incapable of countering.
To be able to show and how they marginalized people that were speaking the truth on COVID was really, really damaging.
And it ended up killing people because people would tell the truth and they would get de-platformed on Twitter.
We're also going to be doing some stuff because I have a Surgeon General in Florida, Dr. Joseph Lester.
We've been really, really strong of just fighting back against the narrative and the phony things that people are trying to do and focus on the evidence.
And so, you know, we are going to work to hold these manufacturers accountable for this mRNA because they said there was no side effects.
And we know that there have been a lot.
And so we did a study in Florida and you saw an 86% increase in cardiac related activity from people 18 to 39 from mRNA shots.
And so we're going to be doing some stuff to bring accountability there because I think it's just something where... And this is the problem.
Trump cannot admit that he got... Just say, I got hoodwinked.
Say anything.
But he's just not saying anything.
And that's his Achilles heel.
You spotted this right away.
I think you spotted it way before I... I mean, once you said it, I...
Agreed.
But you spotted this immediately, that this was a huge problem for Trump, and I think it is.
And DeSantis is not pointing the finger at Trump in any way, but he is definitely, this is very strategic.
Yeah.
I mean, if he's running, this is the way to go.
The only other thing I can think is, oh, well, they'd be running together, so DeSantis takes this angle.
I don't know.
But it's not normal what's going on here.
I'm not sure.
And by the way, there's a lot of takedown, there's a lot of operations going on against Biden, who is really helpful.
Today, TSMC has announced a second major investment.
They'll construct a second fab here in Phoenix to build chips, three nanochips.
The three nanochips.
Chips that are three nano, you know what I'm saying.
Nano no-no, I don't know.
That was part of my series.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
I didn't, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I got TMCAZ 1 and 2 down here and then I was gonna put the punchline was that clip that you just played.
I didn't know that!
I'm sorry.
Well, you jumped Biden out of the blue.
No, not out of the blue.
I said there's takedowns on both sides of Biden as well.
That's Biden taking himself down.
Yeah, but my punchline was going to be this little ditty from Obama.
I know some folks in our lives who we don't wish them ill will.
They say crazy stuff where I'm like, well, you know, Uncle Joe, you know what happened to him.
Uncle Joe says crazy stuff.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, that was pretty lame.
The problem with that clip and that whole Obama thing, I got sent that too.
I thought it was inaudible.
In fact, you just played it.
I still couldn't hear the Uncle Joe thing.
It just wasn't a good clip.
The reason I was going to do these TMZ clips because even this was from NTD and they didn't use that gaffe by Biden.
They played through a kind of a common thing.
Let's go through this.
I want to hear it.
I want to hear it.
This is TMZ AZ1.
Taiwanese chipmaker TSMC is planning to triple its planned investment in Arizona.
It'll build a second plant in the state by 2026.
That plant will make 3-nanometer chips, the most advanced chips on the market.
President Biden visited TSMC's first Arizona plant Tuesday.
He said the 3-nanometer chips are a game-changer for most tech because the chips only consume half the power and they improve performance.
These are the most advanced semiconductor chips on the planet.
The chips will power iPhones and MacBooks, as Tim Cook can attest.
Apple had to buy all the advanced chips from overseas.
Now they're gonna bring more of their supply chain here home.
That's bullcrap.
They've been making their own chips for a decade.
Whatever.
They make their... I think the chip, the Apple chips are not being... The M1, I thought the M1, that chip they make here... Well, where was the facility?
Where's the facility located?
I don't know.
Where's the fab?
I really don't know.
So I'm just saying that's what I thought.
I don't know.
I know nothing.
Yeah, China.
I know nothing.
China!
I know nothing!
No, all the fabs... I like to know... By the way, anyway, so they played it pretty straight and they didn't use that humiliating clip.
That's what I was going to play.
Let's play part two, then I want to make a comment.
TSMC's investments in the two Arizona facilities will total some $40 billion.
It's one of the largest foreign investments in U.S.
history.
The plants could give an edge to the American military and economy at a time when tensions with China are heating up.
Meanwhile, representatives from the United States and European Union discussed semiconductors Monday outside Washington.
It was their third bilateral Trade and Technology Council meeting.
U.S.
Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo said one focus is to align their approaches on semiconductors.
We're collaborating around an early warning system for supply chain disruptions.
We did speak extensively about export controls generally as it relates to semiconductors and I think the TTC will play a very important role in aligning export control strategy.
The U.S.
and EU are already working together on export controls targeting Russia.
Raimonda said she thinks they'll work together on export controls for semiconductors too.
Back in October, the Biden administration blocked exports of advanced chips to China.
Fears are China's communist regime could use advanced chips to speed up development of artificial intelligence and weapons platforms.
So the question that comes to mind is what happened to our fabs?
And I was following this, mostly about computers, less about fabs, but all the fabrication plants that our chip guys had, you know, AMD, Motorola down in Texas, AMD in Texas and Santa Clara, Intel in Santa Clara.
Micron in Virginia.
Micron... Has a fab.
They got a fab there.
I thought their fab was in Idaho.
No, they have a huge fab in Virginia.
I know someone who works there, or used to work there.
Okay.
Well, the point is, is that we had these fabs, but all of a sudden we can't do the high-end stuff.
We can't do the point that, you know, they're doing three microns, which is ludicrous.
I mean, 0.3.
Which is unbelievable.
And, uh, it's just, it's ridiculous.
I know, there's a, there's another, there's a Samsung fab opening up in Taylor, Texas.
Yeah.
They're taking their technology that they developed with our help in Korea.
And now they're, you know, because they saw the writing on the wall that they have to move these fabs, so we have to have some fabs here now all of a sudden.
But they're not even American fabs.
It's Samsung.
It's TMSC or TSMC.
But it's still made in America.
It's still made in America.
They're made in America by overseas firms.
What happened to our expertise?
Dude.
Who are you kidding?
Look at our expertise.
Our expertise is the open AI chat GPT that everyone's losing their crap over.
Have you seen this?
I find its whole situation to be off.
Off.
Did you see the chat GPT?
You can't.
There's no way you missed it.
When I saw it, I didn't pay that much attention to it.
Yeah.
No, of course not, because it's stupid and dumb, but everyone's like, oh, this is great.
Look at how, oh no, I'll never have to code again.
Oh, I don't have to do my homework.
It's so wonderful.
Meanwhile, just ask this stupid thing, what email did I sign up with for your stupid thing?
And it's going to try and tell you, uh, what email do you think it was?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye.
Really?
Yeah.
It does that.
It does that.
It's called Eliza.
Yeah.
There's a few people that know what I'm referring to.
Why does that ring a bell?
Because Eliza was the first chatbot pre-internet.
It's better than that.
From the 70s.
It's better than that.
Hi, how are you?
I'm good.
You?
I'm good too.
What's your name?
My name's Eliza.
What's yours?
I mean, it's just that.
But here's what's going on, just to talk about, because you brought up artificial intelligence.
No, you did.
No, well you brought up chips.
Okay, I brought it up.
I did, I brought up chips.
So you're right, I'm bringing up artificial intelligence.
So first of all, it's a complete misnomer for what is going on here.
And people are like, oh look at this great art I created!
No, it's a piece of shit!
It's, okay, it's interesting.
Oh, it's going to replace artists.
It's going to replace writers.
It's going to replace artists.
No!
It's going to replace nothing.
Art is a feeling.
It's something human that comes through.
You feel the, there's flaws in it, but there's also, you feel love in these things.
You can't just have AI.
Although I'll have to say, people have been so dumbed down, particularly by music, today's music, that, yeah, a lot of the AI-generated music will sound just like anything that you hear on the radio, because it's pretty much formulaic.
Uh, but may I just point out that when you upload this, when you, when you make art and you're so giddy about, oh, look at this cool art.
I'm going to print it out and hang it up in my wall.
You're actually up, you're, you're giving that back to the internet.
And so that crap now goes back into the AI.
And, but at the same time, thank you very much for uploading all of your selfies to the Tencent AI art generator.
Thank you.
That's right.
Thank you.
Go put more of your stuff up there.
I cannot believe how stupid people are.
This is stupid, stupid, stupid.
It's crazy.
All right.
So we're on the subject of stupid to make a segue without some random clip.
Let's talk about Twitter.
All right.
Good.
I got some good stuff on Twitter.
Okay.
Well, I got it.
I got a three part analysis that was done.
Good, good, good.
Well, before we play the three-part analysis, let's start with the, because Twitter is so important, the supercut.
I have a supercut.
A supercut.
You'll want to be even more cautious when reading about COVID on Twitter.
Be extra cautious when you're looking for health information in the Twitterverse.
The company drops its COVID misinformation policy.
Twitter has dropped its COVID-19 misinformation policy.
Be cautious while looking for health information in the Twitterverse.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information in the Twitterverse.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information on the Twitterverse.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information on the Twitterverse.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information in the Twitterverse.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information on Twitter.
Be extra cautious while looking at health information on Twitter.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information on Twitter.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information on Twitter.
Be extra cautious while you're looking for health information on Twitter.
Be extra cautious while looking for health information on Twitter.
Now for extra points, did you try and track the origin of this script?
I couldn't find it.
Okay.
But I will say this.
Extra cautious is the key, obviously the talking point.
Everyone has to be, not cautious.
Extra cautious.
Extra cautious, which is a lot like I do believe.
I will say this.
So let's go to a little rundown.
I thought this was kind of interesting.
This was a breakdown.
They get this guy James Baker every so often.
He's got this project that he does.
It's a truth-finding operation.
And they bring him on as a talking head on NTD.
It's the only time I've ever seen him.
Is this before the most recent revelations about what he was doing, that he was the general counsel of Twitter?
What is the time frame?
I'm sorry, James Baker is, it's about, it's not by James Baker, it's about James Baker.
These are the, this is a discussion of the revelations.
Oh, okay.
You confused me there.
I'm sorry.
I'm just looking at the clip name.
The guy who does the analysis is this guy they bring on, whose name I should have put on the clip, I'm sorry, who is on NTD a lot, and he's really good.
He's really good.
And so here we go with part one.
Twitter CEO Elon Musk has fired the company's Deputy General Counsel James Baker.
Baker is also a former FBI General Counsel.
We bring you some analysis on this, including a potential conflict of interest.
Joining us now is Mike Davis, the founder and president of the Article 3 Project.
Mike is also the former chief counsel for nominations to Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley.
It's great to speak with you today, Mike.
Thank you for having me.
Twitter CEO Elon Musk accused James Baker of suppression of information important to the public dialogue, and journalist Matt Taibbi claimed Baker vetted Twitter files before Friday's release.
What does the public need to know about the significance of this?
Yeah, so James Baker is a character that keeps popping up in these various scandals.
He was a top appointee in the Obama Justice Department, and then James Comey hired him to go work at the FBI.
He was the general counsel of the FBI for Comey, and he was behind the Russian collusion hoax.
He was fired from the FBI, and then he went
He went to serve as the Deputy General Counsel, a top lawyer at Twitter, and it was James Baker, again at Twitter, who was behind working with the FBI and suppressing the New York Post's reporting of the Hunter Biden laptop scandal, which almost certainly threw the election for President Biden in 2020.
That's a pretty good analysis.
Yeah, I think this guy, this guy Mike Davis, uh, comes on this show.
I've never seen him anyplace else except NTD.
By the way, can I just stop you there for a second?
I want to give you props, um, for when you, when, when Elon, Elon, when he closed down the Twitter offices from Friday to Monday and locked everything down and you immediately said, oh, they're going through everybody's crap now.
That's what you do.
You were right.
That's exactly what they were doing.
They were combing through everything.
They must have locked down email, all kinds of stuff.
Yeah.
My premise for that was, of course, that's what you do.
Yes, you're right.
You have experience.
So it's not like, you know, weird.
Anyway, okay, onward.
Baker has not said anything publicly about his apparent departure from Twitter.
You said Baker may have a serious legal ethics problem here and asked if he was working against his client by covering up his own misconduct.
Can you explain this?
Yeah, so if Elon Musk is asking his lawyers to go through the files, the Twitter files, and publicly release them, which is in Twitter's best interest as a company, to get this out there and get past this as a company, and James Baker is reviewing his own files that are damaging to him, that is an obvious conflict of interest.
He is working against His clients instead of for his client if he's doing that and if that's the case he faces serious ethics charges as an attorney for Twitter.
And Taibbi claimed Baker delayed the release of a second tranche of internal files and journalist Barry Weiss will soon publish a second batch of files according to Taibbi.
What can we expect to happen here?
Well I think they're going to get to the bottom of this now that they've got this James Baker character out of Twitter, Elon fired him, which is the right thing to do.
I think what you're going to see, and just from looking at all the smoke, it seems like Jim Baker is working with the FBI to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop, and maybe Jim Baker, a former FBI official, It's part of the 51 former Intel officials who came out and said that the New York Post story was part of a Russian hoax.
Oh, this is so good.
I know, I love it.
You know, there's Mother Jones.
You remember David Korn?
He kind of started off the whole... David Korn, the guy who was also busted for his outing as a woman.
He was part of the list of bad actors when it came to treating women correctly.
I don't, I don't remember that.
I do.
But I just wanted to read, his latest thing came through this morning.
Wait, do you remember that woman who put together this, the journalist that put together this spreadsheet?
Oh, the spreadsheet!
Yes, yes, oh, he was on that.
I remember now.
Oh yeah.
So he's back, and just, just a quick, from the first paragraph of this Mother Jones article, Russian denialism ...is the original sin of the Trump era.
In 2016, Vladimir Putin attacked the U.S.
election.
This has been documented by Democratic and Republican congressional investigations, Robert Mueller, the U.S.
Intelligence Committee, and independent cybersecurity experts.
The assault was mounted to help Donald Trump win the presidency, and we saw it with our own eyes as cyber-pilfered documents were released by WikiLeaks, first to derail the Democrats' convention, then in the final weeks of the general election to hamper Hillary Clinton's campaign.
So that is, that's, that's just, that's the fact that he states and it's just not true.
It's a lie.
There's no evidence.
It's a complete lie with no evidence.
But they just, they just keep hammering that.
You just do an op.
What?
It's an op.
I can't believe it's another op.
It's just op.
Let's finish this series.
I think I have one left.
Okay.
Wait, was that number two?
You played number two, I think.
That's right.
So I hope they get to the bottom of this.
This shows that the FBI and Big Tech is rotten to the core.
They are partisan.
They are advocating for Democrat candidates.
And when the other side screams about democracy, that means that they're the ones who are going against democracy.
When you have the FBI colluding with Big Tech to censor, silence, de-platform cancel conservatives and others with whom they disagree.
Any collusion?
We have a major First Amendment problem.
This is the biggest scandal we've seen in a long time as a country that makes the Democrats' Russian collusion hoax pale in comparison.
So the only thing, and by the way, pretty much everybody should be ashamed of themselves, how jacked up everybody was about this clear marketing move from Musk.
Like, oh, it's Twitter files, it's gonna drop, it's gonna drop, it's happening.
I mean, Fox News stopped the broadcast.
We don't have any content, we're waiting for the files to drop.
It was really...
The minute Taibbi started doing, and I like Taibbi, I think he's great.
I mean, he did the 2008 financial crisis scandal for Rolling Stone magazine.
The only journalist, I think, who's ever really done a full breakdown and, you know, of course, that nothing resulted.
He's a good analyst.
He's a very good analyst.
But he's a journalist.
Is he not a journalist?
He's a journalist.
He's more of a... I consider him more of an analyst, but he's a journalist.
His writing style is a bit...
He's more of an opinion writer than he is a journalist.
I mean, if you read him carefully, he uses a lot of loaded words and he's a very entertaining writer.
He's an outstanding writer.
This first tranche of documents really had nothing in it.
And when I saw it, I'm like, someone's filtering this.
Show me the emails from the big pharma telling you what to do.
I'd love to see that.
No, they're probably not going to show us that, and they're out there, you know they are.
So, the only thing that was kind of good was that Yoel Roth guy, that he actually had a meeting every week with the NSA and the FBI, and that is also not, and they were the ones that did indeed say, there's a document.
Did you see the, I think it was Yoel Roth?
Yeah.
Extraordinarily gay-sounding.
Yeah, I have a clip from him if you want to hear one.
With Kara Swisher?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Is that the clip you got?
Yeah, of course!
Okay, Babylon B, which is what got him to buy the thing, I think.
That's the one which is... Stop, stop, stop the clip!
Stop the clip!
Okay, so let's... She's at the Knight Foundation.
Yes, which is a spin-off of Knight Ritter's publishing operation.
I'm sure she got paid.
And may I just point out- Oh no, she gets paid.
She gets paid.
What she keeps forgetting to do, I think she considers herself a journalist.
Is smile.
She considers herself a journalist.
She keeps forgetting to disclose that she is a paid advisor for Post.Note, the Twitter competitor that is now being ramped up and slowly being rolled out.
She keeps forgetting to mention that.
Oh, that's a sin.
Unless you're not a journalist, it's okay.
But don't pretend.
I don't like to disparage her like you really enjoy doing.
Oh, I hate her guts so bad.
I got a hate clip coming up.
You're gonna love it.
I have to say that she exposes herself here as a humorless person.
Do you remember when Steve Jobs introduced podcasting on stage at D3?
The one where you would have had the clip of you?
Yes.
And then, you know, and I make a funny joke, which Jobs knew.
And then everyone's laughing.
He said, OK, that was great.
That's Adam's great.
And then because I said my act, my Mac is acting up like a mother effer.
And it was funny.
It was really funny because it was disparaging against Apple.
And Jobs is smart.
That was smart that way.
The first thing out of Kara Swisher's mouth is, so will it be labeled so we don't get any bad stuff up front, you know, so we don't like your horrible words.
We don't want to hear that.
The first thing she said.
Her first response to this fantastic invention of podcasting.
How are we going to suppress it?
That's Kara Swisher.
Your protege, I might add.
I can say that you have good reason.
Okay.
So she shows herself here, which is very disappointing.
To be so humorless that she goes after the Babylon Bee.
A hilarious operation.
You know, it took over where The Onion left off.
So far as doing fake news and other funny things.
Have you seen their video series of the Californians who moved to Texas?
No, but I'll bet it's beautiful.
Oh, so good.
Yeah, it's really good.
So yes, that's what they, but they're funny guys, funny, I don't know any of them.
I never met, I did run into some onion folk back in the day, and they did some funny things, you know, humiliating me too, which I thought was amusing.
But she shows her lack of humor by condemning them in this little, very subtle, but it was like- It's not even, it's not even subtle.
And in fact, these two in particular, and I'll tell you what they're doing at the end, I mean, they are so stupid.
So stupid that they don't even realize that they're giving power to the one group that hates both of them.
That's how dumb they are.
Alright, now we get into it.
Hit it.
Okay, Babylon B, which is what got him to buy the thing, I think.
That's the... That's the one which was not particularly funny.
The Babylon B's man of the year is Rachel Levine.
Not funny.
Not funny.
And you can... I didn't agree they should have taken that down, but go ahead.
But go ahead.
You know, it's interesting... Ah!
There it is!
That's what you taught her!
I can agree, but go ahead.
But go ahead.
This pisses me off when she does that.
And you can ask her.
I didn't agree they should have taken that down, but go ahead.
You know, it's interesting.
It's interesting to think about what... I just gotta stop.
Just for future use, no, shut up about it.
What she always does, she interrupts somebody.
Interrupts him with her own opinion says but go ahead and it's rude.
It's like, you know, this is what's really happening But fuck you.
It's your turn.
That's what she does every single time and and you can You know, it's interesting it's interesting thing about what the competing tensions around that are And I want to start by acknowledging that the targeting and the victimization of the trans community on Twitter is very real, very life-threatening, and extraordinarily serious.
We have seen from a number of Twitter accounts, including libs of TikTok notably, that there are orchestrated campaigns that particularly are singling out a group that is already particularly vulnerable within society.
But yeah, not only is it not funny, but it is dangerous and it does contribute to an environment that makes people unsafe in the world.
So let's start from a premise that it's fucked up.
But then, again, let's look at what Twitter's written policies are.
Twitter's written policies prohibit misgendering.
Full stop.
And the Babylon Bee, in the name of satire, misgendered Admiral Rachel Levine.
Satire?
Okay.
nominally, but it's still misgendering.
And, you know, you can, there can be a very long and academic discussion of satire and sort of the lines there.
Interestingly, Apple tried to tease out this question of satire and political commentary in their own guidelines, which I think are also fraught.
But, you know, we landed on the side of enforcing our rules as written.
And that's how it got bought by Elon Musk, just in case you're interested.
He was mad about that, I remember that.
So here is a openly very gay woman.
Lesbian.
And here's an openly very gay man protecting and promoting the very group who hate both of them!
Trans people are not your friends!
The trans movement, I'm sorry.
I don't want to disparage actual trans people.
But they hate the L's and the G's.
And you're sitting there protecting them.
They're gonna stab you in the back.
This movement, this trans movement, and all the libs of TikTok, you see what it is?
They come up there with their green hair and a shivya.
That ain't stupid.
Now, I think that you- I think it's- I think it was, uh, naive.
They're just dumb.
Now, you and I both will agree that there's definitely some fun stuff that's probably somewhere in these files at Twitter, and we're going to get some stuff that'll drip out, and it's really, in my mind, it's a distraction from what's really going on, but I would like to continue to find out what the liberal intellectual elites really think about this event.
And as you know, I'm a hate listener of the Pivot podcast, with Karish Wisher, who is a paid advisor for Post.Notes, and Professor Scott Galloway, who is an investor in Post.Notes.
So I just wanted to, they keep forgetting to tell everybody that.
Let's hear Karish Wisher's take.
Hold on a second.
I don't know anything about Post.Notes, for starters.
Okay, Post.Notes, I'll tell you.
So wait, wait, wait, let me just give you the whole load.
Go!
I know, I've never heard of this.
I keep up with much, as much technology as I can.
And the fact that I've never heard of this indicates to me they've done a piss poor job of making this known to anybody, let alone me.
And so I don't know anything about it.
Okay.
And so I don't know why, and I also don't know why anyone is going to do this when you have the mastodons and the gabs and the parlors and all the rest of them, parley, all the rest of them already out there.
You're going to bring up, I mean, this has been attempted in the early days when Twitter was more vulnerable.
It was Kevin Rose had something Some sort of chat system when he was at the top of his game when he was doing Dig.
And they had a system and it failed.
It makes no sense to me that someone's going to attempt this.
OK, post.notes is now in limited release.
So that means that they are and it's basically it's a Twitter clone but you know they've added some some things in there with reputational score and they want to do like reddit type moderation.
Oh, reputation.
But the reason why it's got heat in Silicon Valley is because it's the same guy who founded Waze.
And sold it to Google.
So this is a billionaire.
He set this up.
He's taken what he learned from Waze.
You know, Waze is a traffic app, but it's a community where people say, oh, there's a cop here.
There's a better way to go around here.
So it's a very successful story.
And that's why- They were bought by Google and incorporated in apps.
And that's why- Poorly, by the way.
Yeah, that's why everyone's so giddy about this guy's post.notes and it's not open yet.
They're letting 100,000 people in at a time or whatever.
But the point is, they're all on board with that.
They've got money in it and they're getting paid.
I'll shut up about it.
I'll never mention it again.
I'll shut up a bottle and never mention it again. - I would agree with you 100% that the disclosure is extremely important in these matters.
And it's, I wouldn't say, I don't wanna use the word chicken shit.
It's really, uh, it's unethical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To not disclose this fact that I was unaware of.
The more you know.
So, this definitely is an event and there's more information and it will show more.
I mean, please show me the emails from the pharma companies.
That's what I want to see.
Show me that.
I doubt we'll see that.
So, this is all controlled and it's probably controlled by, you know, the deep state itself.
I have no illusion that Elon is the great savior and you shouldn't either, people.
You're being fooled and you're all jacked and jitty.
It's pathetic.
Everyone's like, oh, gotta watch Tim Pool live.
Oh, it's so great!
They're talking about it!
Tim Pool.
All right, here is two clips.
First, we will listen to Kara Swisher, her take on the Twitter Files 1.
Emails came from 2020 when Twitter executives decided to block a New York Post story about Hunter Biden's laptop at the time.
The company said the story violated the policy about publishing hacked materials.
Tayibi's post showed internal debate over the decision and the rationale.
It seemed rather exactly what Yoel Roth told me in an interview earlier in the week.
Elon Musk seemed to have given them to him, obviously.
He said we a lot in his things.
He promoted the posts, teased them before, said they were going to be hot, and the reveal was a flop.
Even right-wingers like Sebastian Gorka called it deeply underwhelming.
It was less than that.
I love that she had to go to Sebastian Gorka to get some criticism of it.
That's really historic.
Thoughtful people disagreeing and trying to figure things out and making mistakes.
Anyway, what I saw was nothing.
They still haven't released other things.
I don't know what they thought these emails would show.
I don't know what to say about them.
They were just, they were nothing burger, which got Musk mad.
And said that the media should be shamed for calling them a nothing burger, but that's precisely what they are.
And they made serious allegations about First Amendment violations that weren't there.
And one of the funnier parts was the penis situation with Hunter Biden, which was several requests involved taking down nude photos of his junk that were posted without his consent.
And I feel like that was a good decision.
Always with the penis.
Alright, since you normally aren't interested, it's interesting to see your interest in penis now.
Let's hear from the good professor.
First off, is it fair to call Matt Taibbi a journalist?
He was.
How about that?
I love that.
Wow!
Oh yeah.
Taibbi is getting marginalized and butt-slammed by the intellectual elite.
The liberal intellectual elite.
Let's hear it again.
They started going after him when he never towed the line with the Russian hoax.
Of course.
Along with Glenn Green.
These are all traitors, by the way.
And Glenn Green.
They call them traitors.
Matt Taibbi is a traitor.
A traitor.
A traitor.
Just a traitor for having even done this.
And he's not a journalist.
First off, is it fair to call Matt Taibbi a journalist?
Was he really a journalist?
He was.
He just was.
I love it.
First off, is it fair to call Matt Taibbi a journalist?
I mean, was he really a journalist?
He was.
Okay, but I mean, people occasionally introduce me as a journalist because of what we do here, and I say, I'm not a journalist.
Fact check, journalists feel an obligation to hear both sides and try and call balls and strikes.
I don't think this guy was calling balls and strikes here.
I think he was acting as the public relations comms person for the wealthiest man in the world.
Who I adore, summarized it perfectly.
She has this kind of news service called News Not Noise, and she put in big bold letters, noise.
Released Twitter emails show how employees debated how to handle 2020 New York Post Hunter Biden story.
And she writes, also not a thing.
Musk hyped the release of internal communications, exposing the identity of former Twitter employees.
Claiming it showed interference to suppress a story about Hunter Biden.
But the leaked info doesn't show that.
And Musk hyping this is another creepy use of the platform to stoke conspiracy theories and drive partisan outrage.
I think that perfectly summarizes what happened there.
Yeah.
I was sort of heartened.
It made Twitter look kind of good.
I don't know.
They made a mistake and they fixed it.
The story here isn't what happened or didn't happen.
It's kind of like internal communications porn.
It's titillating to watch.
There's sausage being made.
It's the fact that Elon Musk has gone full partisan and has now weaponized his platform for right-leaning viewpoint.
He didn't release internal communications on the discussions they had around kicking Trump off the platform.
Yeah, no he didn't.
He noticed that.
The actual debate here in the conversation is interesting, but it's a nothing burger.
What's interesting here is that Elon Musk has gone red pill and has decided that I'm going to weaponize and go after, make Democrats and the president look bad.
As opposed to, I mean, this is just unprecedented.
We've never had a meeting.
And also the penis, they didn't check the penis thing.
They should always check the penis thing.
I don't know.
I think the big takeaway here is it confirms something I've always thought.
I would love to party and roll with Hunter Biden.
All right.
And of course, Kerry goes right back to penis.
Wait, did you hear what he said at the end?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
The guy wants to smoke crack and hang out with whores?
That's his humor.
Hold on a second.
So, they cited this woman who does, Jessica, I can't remember her last name.
Signal not noise, or noise not signal, whatever it was.
Noise not, yeah.
What about her?
Well, there's something fishy about what they read from her text, and she says... Fishy.
Exposed... Exposed Twitter employees.
It was the terminology they used.
Now what kind of group in the world is concerned about exposing anybody?
The spooks.
Spooks.
Yeah, spooks.
So there's nothing wrong with exposing Twitter employees, no more than it is exposing the employees of General Motors or somebody that works at the post office.
This is not an exposing situation where it's going to get them in trouble or being a threat to their lives.
This is like, she's a spook.
And so she's, you know, it's like, you know, if you're a hammer, everything you see is a nail.
That's right.
I mean, if you're a spook, you see everything in spook terms and exposing Twitter employees is the way you'd see it.
And I want to remind everybody of the 2010 Time Magazine Person of the Year.
We were doing this show, we discussed it ad nauseum.
Mark Zuckerberg, and I will read this one paragraph which we often refer to.
A classic.
The door opened and a distinguished-looking gray-haired man burst in.
It's the only way to describe his entrance, trailed by a couple of deputies.
He was both the oldest person in the room by 20 years and the only one wearing a suit.
He was in the building, he explained, with a delighted air of a man about to secure ironclad bragging rights forever, and he just had to stop in and introduce himself to Zuckerberg!
Hi, Robert Mueller, director of the FBI, pleased to meet you.
They shook hands and chatted about nothing for a couple of minutes, and then Mueller left.
There was a giddy, a jitty silence, while everybody just looked at one another as if to say, what the hell just happened?
The FBI had their office in 2010 inside Facebook.
This is the operation that we've been subjected to from all these companies.
Yeah.
All of them.
And it makes nothing but sense if you think about it.
You'd want an FBI office in there.
You know, the first time, this was years ago, when I visited Boeing.
You go in to the main offices of Boeing when they were up before they moved us to Illinois, Chicago.
You'd go in there and there were offices, literal offices that people that people were in, United Airlines had an office in the Boeing headquarters.
American Airlines had an office in the Boeing headquarters.
They had, and they weren't Boeing employees.
They just, they had an office there.
And so you make an office available to people that you're going to be working with a lot in these big, large corporations.
Was it the lawyer, Corey Perkins, they had an FBI office inside their law office?
Yeah.
That's what you do.
They're not vendors.
They're partners.
They're partners, not vendors.
They're partners.
They're partners, not vendors.
They're partners.
All right, now a little bit of atom analysis because I had some time to search around and do some work and I found a couple articles from the past two weeks which kind of went undetected from the now on strike New York Times.
Elon Musk details his plans for Twitter's business.
He discussed a vision for Twitter to process payments, complete with connected debit cards and bank accounts, which echoed PayPal, the digital payments company he helped found.
Mr. Musk said that he ultimately hopes to transform Twitter into an everything app, modeled after WeChat, a Chinese social media platform that is used by more than a billion people to find news.
That's something we've discussed, but then this thing, last week, the company, Twitter, filed registration paperwork to pave the way for it to process payments, according to a filing with the Treasury Department's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, or FinCEN, which is obtained by the New York Times.
So this really didn't pop to the top of the stack, but they have applied to process payments so they could be like a MasterCard, like a PayPal, or even like Shopify.
Shopify is their own Payment processor.
And then we get the transcript of the first employee company meeting of which I have a paragraph here that is relevant.
From an information standpoint, there's not, and this is people talking.
I think this is an employee.
Not a huge difference between, oh, this is Musk.
There's not a huge difference between, say, just sending a direct message and sending a payment.
They're basically the same thing.
In principle, you can use a direct message stack for payments.
Stack, there's his stack word.
And so that's definitely a direction we're going in, enabling people on Twitter to be able to send money anywhere in the world instantly and in real time.
And here we go.
I'm obviously a big fan of getting people to be verified, leveraging the payment system in iOS and Android security.
So that's how you get financially authenticated, because Apple has an authenticated mechanism, as does, I think he's going to do iOS first.
And then they can add the payment on top of that.
I think we have to have automated checks as well as manual checks.
I'm open to ideas here.
We will obviously care about real user growth, not anything that appears to be user growth that is not.
We care about authentic users.
And I think as long as we're taking steps to authenticate real users and exciting ones that are not good, that it's expensive and difficult to create bot armies.
In that case, we will succeed.
So, What Musk has and what his plan has always been and everything else is a distraction.
It's all distraction.
He does not give a shit about advertising.
In fact, all the people he fired were the trust and safety people.
He doesn't care.
He does not care about the advertising.
It'd be great if he can make a million dollars here or there from a couple of clients.
He doesn't care.
He has the authentication.
He literally in this meeting is talking about Twitter being the same as a money market account so you get it'll be the best place to put your money in Twitter.
So you'll get interest on your money in Twitter.
He wants to be your bank.
And he's going to succeed because everyone is focused on dumb stuff.
Let's see.
So he has the authentication.
Now, whether he'll actually do micropayments, I don't know.
He might.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Well, it's hard to do.
You have to have some kind of token.
He's the PayPal guy.
He knows how to do them.
So what has happened right away is Senator Brown, Democrat, And I think that's important, has introduced a bill to close the shadow banking loophole after Elon Musk says Twitter will process payments.
And what he's doing is, I think exactly what Elon would want, is the bill says, hey, we need better oversight of companies that are basically, you know, banks undercover.
I think Elon's delighted with that.
Sure.
Regulate me.
Right away.
Regulate me, please.
More government involvement with Elon, the better.
Oh, yeah.
And just as a small aside, of course, SpaceX has launched Starshield.
And Starshield is the... Starshield, supporting national security, secured satellite network for government entities.
So everyone said, this is so beautiful.
We got SkyStarlink, whatever it is, was the consumer rollout.
Oh, it's so great we have.
And it's great.
It's amazing that it works.
We have this great internet for $100 at home, and it's through space, and it works everywhere.
But it was always a military project.
And now it's like, you know, because Ukraine wanted it, you know, we'll make a military product.
Musk is the government.
He is the government.
He's a front man.
He's not the government.
Yeah, he's a front man for the government.
Totally a front man.
It's unbelievable how people fall for this.
Well, what's there to fall for?
You just like the guy you don't.
He's funny.
No, what I mean to fall for is, oh, I'm going to pay $8 and get my verified Twitter blue.
Thank you.
You're now in the system.
It's done.
We already got you.
Well, everyone's falling for the Facebook thing, which you put all your personal information, photos, family photos, and everything in between out into a database that you don't own.
Crazy.
So Twitter is really fun right now, but once you're, everyone's authenticated, they'll stop being fun.
By the way, that's what Facebook did.
Something good.
Real names only on Facebook.
You can't, I don't think you can use a fake name anymore.
I think it's company names.
Company names.
Yeah, you can do that.
Yes.
Company names you can do.
Yeah.
Anyway, um, It'll be interesting to see.
Oh wait, did I have this?
Let's hear what Elon's partner, the government, had to say.
Karine Abdul-Jean-Pierre Van Damme.
That these decisions were made appropriately in light of what has come out.
Which decisions?
By whom?
By Twitter.
By Twitter on... Okay.
So, look...
We see this as an interesting or a coincidence, if I may, that he would so haphazardly, Twitter would so haphazardly push this distraction.
That is a full of old news, if you think about it.
And at the same time, Twitter is facing very real and very serious questions about the rising volume of anger, hate, and anti-Semitism on their platform.
And, uh, how they're letting it happen.
And, uh, you know, the president said last week, more leaders need to speak out and reject this.
Whatever.
She's part of the distraction.
Ah, so it'll be fun to follow.
As Twitter slowly sucks up all your money.
And you'll be, you'll be happy.
People will be, oh, so great, I can, do you accept Twitter?
No, here's the, and I want to put this out for everybody, it's not going to be Twitter, it might be Twitter pay that's possible.
No, he literally, in this thing he says, he says, people will be saying, do you accept Twitter?
This is literally what he said.
Yeah, but that's not what, that's not going to work out.
It doesn't make sense.
Do you accept Twitter?
It sounds like, do you accept Jesus into your life?
It just doesn't sound right.
He's going to have to have, and he keeps using the word authenticate a lot.
I think it's going to incorporate the word authenticate.
I think somebody, this is just predictive, but somebody might be able to jump the gun with some sort of payment, authenticated payment system or Twitter pay, which I think is a good one, and get the URL and sit on it and then sell it back to him.
I think there's a possibility for a quick turnaround.
No, because it's all going to be under x.com.
He paid millions to get it back.
It'll be under X.com.
Well, maybe.
Can I X you?
It's got to have a ring to it.
Twitter X. How about this?
Twitter X. Twitter X might work.
Twitter X has got a good sound.
He's got to have a thing.
He's got some, he does have some, some aesthetic chops.
They're not, they're not as like Steve Jobs's were, I mean, which are outrageous, but he's got them.
And so there's some moments of taste involved in this and that.
I have a couple of clips I want to get to before we get to the break.
Sure.
Because I don't know what they, but these are WTF clips, which means they're dynamite.
And they're from New Tang Dynasty.
No, they're from ABC on January, about January 6th.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Get it?
Yeah.
There's also news tonight from the January 6th committee, the chair of the committee indicating today that they will issue criminal referrals to the Justice Department.
Trump!
But he then said though, a short time later, and tonight, is there any indication who would be targeted if there are in fact these criminal referrals?
Here's our chief Washington correspondent, Jonathan Carl, tonight.
Today, January 6th, Chairman Benny Thompson said his committee would recommend the Justice Department pursue criminal prosecutions based on evidence uncovered during the committee's investigation.
Chairman Thompson later said no final decisions had been made about who the committee would recommend be prosecuted or for what crimes.
What?
Wait, stop.
We don't know what?
We don't know nothing.
We're going to do criminal prosecutions.
Well, who are you going to prosecute?
Who?
We don't know yet!
Ah, we don't know.
Somebody.
Some evidence uncovered during the committee's investigation.
Chairman Thompson later said no final decisions had been made about who the committee would recommend be prosecuted or for what crimes.
But there's crimes.
We're going to prosecute.
What did they do?
We don't know.
Yeah, but someone did something.
We know it!
We can just get one more primetime coverage.
We'll figure it out.
So I got this WTF.
This is the end of it.
Ignoring Mitch McConnell's outstretched hand and walking silently by Kevin.
Oh wait, I had to set this one up, sorry.
So in the same report goes on and on and on about January 6th and they keep, somebody's gonna get arrested and hopefully, you know, this is the part of the Trump op.
And so they're going on and on badmouthing him.
The Trump op.
Yeah, Trump up.
So then they bring up this thing where they gave out some medals to the Capitol Police who were there and, you know... Oh yeah, they got medals for dying?
Of a heart attack?
One guy died, of course, from a heart attack later.
Did they give the guy who shot Ashley Babbitt in the neck?
Did they give him a medal?
Good job.
Probably.
Good job, yeah.
But then when they did the walkthrough, they had McConnell and Kevin McCarthy were there with the medals in their hands to give away.
And the families of the dead guy who died of a heart attack, Killed by Trump, obviously.
Yes, of course.
Snubbed him.
Somebody got to him and they snubbed him.
They snubbed him and they wouldn't shake their hands.
And they made a big fuss about it.
Let me tell you what I think.
I truly think The messaging has been so strong that the guy died of a heart attack.
That the guy's family, in their heart of hearts, believe he was killed by Trump.
Even though they know what happened.
I'm not arguing a no on this one.
I agree.
So now they're going through the process and I wonder and as they snub these guys and this part of the news story for some reason most people would ignore it as not really news but okay so I want to play this out with John Carl describing the situation.
Ignoring Mitch McConnell's outstretched hand and walking silently by Kevin McCarthy who held the medal in a box.
Sicknick's mother later said the snub was intentional, calling the Republican leaders two-faced for praising the police officers, but also failing to hold Donald Trump accountable for what happened.
See?
Boom!
Exactly what you said.
Exactly, yep.
Yeah, so this is all Donald Trump's fault.
So they get the Trump thing right at the end, part of the Trump op.
Because of the stress.
And ABC is the worst at this.
They're just going nuts with this anti-Trump stuff.
I can't imagine how freaked out they all must be.
But everybody's in on it, including Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, big papers.
I don't see how Trump has a prayer to get the nomination.
You know, everyone I talk to here in Hill Country, and I talk to people, I hang out, they're like, it's the vaccine thing.
They can't get past it.
They can't get past it.
Everything else, they're still pro-Trump.
But unless he says the vaccine was a big, big mistake, they hate him.
So mad.
They're very mad.
They're mad!
They're mad!
They're mad.
This whole thing is well done.
Very well done.
I credit the January 6th committee.
No, those guys are boneheads.
That's a clown show.
Crediting the architects of this anti-Trump barrage, the op, whoever developed the op.
But the thing is, they've been running an op, the Trump op, since 2015.
They can't seem to pull it off.
I think they're getting closer.
They keep trial and error.
Well, we'll see.
You know, I'm going to just say, nobody knows the answer to this rhetorical question, which is, I think somebody got swapped out.
I think they finally just said, hey, you, you haven't been doing a good job.
This Trump guy is still part of everything.
You're done.
We're moving Kevin in.
Kevin, you take over.
No, no.
They moved Scott Adams in.
I bet you that he would know.
Before we take our break... By the way, Scott relates on one of his shows I thought was interesting.
He's changed his icon on Twitter to just kind of the bottom of his head and a Black Lives Matter t-shirt.
Oh, really?
And so he's wearing this black, and he said that not one person has commented on this or called him a racist.
Yeah, I stopped following him because he was just rude.
I'm like, you know, you're an asshole.
And he plays with people.
I don't like him.
I used to like him.
I don't anymore.
I like him.
I think he's a pleasant person.
He's a dick.
Here's, um, I was talking to my buddy Michelle in the UK.
Remember Michelle who has the clubs?
Yes, but Michelle... Now, Michelle is pretty much bankrupt because after three years of COVID restrictions and now... Yeah, that would hurt his business.
Yes, his business is very hurt.
And now, you know, no one has any money.
So they literally have just this, there's no money to spend.
And he says, You're not really seeing it in the newspapers the way we're reading it.
He says the whole country is going on strike in December.
He says airlines, trains, hospitals, nurses, teachers, the whole country is going on strike and says people are going to die.
We're going to start dying over here.
And I've never heard him talk like that.
He's always very up and enthusiastic.
And I'm looking at these... Wait.
I'm looking at this global... What?
Say it.
What is the nexus of this strike?
I think this is part of the Great Reset.
We're going through it ourselves.
The New York Times is striking today.
The railroads may actually strike.
You know what this reminds me of?
And this is the crazy thing, and I actually went back and I read a little summary.
These train strikes, it reminds me of something we used to talk about on this show a lot.
By Ayn Rand.
Go ahead, go ahead and look, read the book.
You'll see that we're very close to it being exactly the same situation.
And this, what is happening?
By the way, stop for a second just before I lose this thought.
When we're talking about Atlas Shrugged, it was also, it was about 10 years ago, 12 years, it was a long time ago.
And it was an era when everybody in Silicon Valley was reading this book.
That's right.
Including John Doar and all these different venture capitalists, they're all reading, they're all big fans of Ayn Rand.
How did they all go from that to being hard-ass communist Democrats?
Obama.
Once Obama, I remember because this was 2007 when we first started doing the show.
It was Ron Paul.
I can accept that.
It was Obama.
When Obama came in, that's when John Doerr went, Oh Obama!
No, he was a huge Obama guy, but he was always a Democrat, kind of leaning Democrat behind Kimba.
I was reading Atlas Shrugged.
All of those guys who had made it through the dot-com crash and were kind of building up, they were all handing out Atlas Shrugged to their management team.
And then, of course, Obama came in and actually started to do the stupid shit with the trains.
And now, although I hear that President Biden has promised to release $36 billion from the COVID American Rescue Plan, which was $2 trillion, if you recall.
So he has this money, apparently.
$36 billion for the union pension plans.
I guess that was the real problem after all, wasn't it?
$36 billion.
That it was just announced today.
Well, back to this strike in England.
We're not having a general strike in the United States, which is illegal, but they have, they're still possible elsewhere.
But where's the information about this thing?
And what's the grievance?
Money.
But it's all unions.
It's the same thing as here.
It's all unions.
They're saying, we want more money.
We got screwed during COVID.
He also added, he says, Charles will not have a coronation.
It will not happen.
He says, everyone knows if he does a full blown coronation, there'll be riots.
People are... The Brits, man, they do have a level that you pass it.
We saw it in the 70s.
You get those thin dudes from the North, they come down with their pitchforks.
I'm telling you, I think this is part of the whole idea.
And the UK has to get punished.
Well, I have not heard the thing about Charles.
This is interesting.
That's why I call around, man.
Hey man, what are you talking about today, Charles?
I believe it right away.
It's so cool.
People are mad.
They hate Charles.
I think it's also just pushing their anger onto him.
Why not?
What is a payable type?
And meanwhile, you know, tech firms, big tech in the United States laying off thousands of people everywhere, everywhere.
So if, so if, yeah, well, because it's mostly deadwood.
So if they, uh... Deadwood.
It's really, seriously.
Well, there's, look, there's... Anyone who's worked in and around tech knows this.
Here's, here's... I want to get back to Charles.
If what you say is true, they're going to have to do something, because they have to have a coronation.
They can't just let this relax.
They're going to have to kill him.
Yeah.
So MI6 or MI5, it'd be five, or GCHQ, those guys, one of these spooky groups up there.
They're going to have to get the old pricker out of the safe.
Yeah.
I believe you're right.
I really think you're right, and Harry has always been the designee.
Charles' mom hung in as long as she could.
She did not want to see Charles on the throne.
And everyone knows Harry is the chosen one, so I think you're right.
Now, we could put it in the Red Book.
The question is, what is the best way to do it?
We need a cover story.
Well, I'm sure he's gotten enough... I know who I'll do it.
Wait.
He could naturally die from all the COVID shots he got.
I'm sure he took them.
I would not turn my back on Camilla if I was him.
Well, I mean, the easiest way to do it is the old professional way with a cyanide blast, prussic acid or something, where it just...
Gives an instant heart attack and then gets immediately metabolized before you're actually dead.
And it's impossible.
You mean the Andrew Breitbart method?
Yeah, I guess it would be Breitbart.
Either that or it's got to be something like that.
So it'll be just it'll be a heart attack and it'll be suddenly.
Massive.
Massive.
Died suddenly.
Died suddenly.
There you go.
Charles died suddenly.
There you go.
Died suddenly.
What's happening?
That's kind of scary.
The question is the time frame.
That coronation, when is it supposed to take place?
I don't think they've planned it.
That's the whole point.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Let's see.
Charles coronation date.
Let's see if we find anything.
Coronation date revealed May 6th, Buckingham Palace said.
May 6th.
So they've got time.
You got January, February, March, April, you got four months, five almost, and yeah, yeah, plenty of time.
So probably, we're guessing, I would think February.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, but wait.
You know, by some trickery, Camilla will be crowned queen, or queen consort.
What is that, queen consort?
What is that, like, like, deputy, deputy queen?
Yeah, deputy queen.
Hold on a second, what is queen consort?
What is this?
She can't be the queen, she's got, she doesn't have royal blood.
Let me just see, uh... The queen consort is the wife of a reigning king, usually shares her spouse's social rank.
She holds a feminine equivalent, okay.
In contrast, a queen regent is a female monarch, So there's also a Queen Dowager.
So what happens?
Does she... Historically, the Queen consort does not formally share the King's political and military powers, unless on occasion acting as regent.
So she could be a regent.
Maybe she'd want to... But she's never a monarch, though.
No, but she could be ruling as Queen Camilla consort if Charles gets the pricker.
I don't know.
Are they going to have to do this before the coronation?
Oh yes, yes.
And then they have to bypass, Camilla gets bypassed, she's got to be out of the picture completely, so she'll get compensation, a lodge, a castle somewhere.
A lodge and some horses.
Some horses.
Boom.
She's good to go.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage, say in the morning to you, the man who just put the sea in the queen consort, ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my friend on the other end, who I missed very much in the past week, Mr. John C. DeForest!
Ah, in the morning to you, Mr. Adam Kerr, also in the morning, all ships, seaboats, and the graphene, the airships, and the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
I just wanted you to know, I want to say it without echo, I really missed you.
You don't have to say anything, but I was like... We did a lot of communications through text.
Not really.
Here's the newsletter.
No, I was going back and forth.
I got the picture from you and all those other things.
No, no, you were very... You know what?
You checked in on me and I really appreciate it.
You were not really checking on me.
You were trolling for a picture for the newsletter, but you still checked on me.
It was nice.
The picture for the newsletter was... I was checking... No, I checked on it before I came up with the idea for the picture for the newsletter.
Yeah, I know.
And then I got some grief for the newsletter picture, which was, you know, somebody pointed out, rightly so, that it was clickbait.
Clickbait!
Totally clickbait!
That was a picture from that day, though.
No, I believe the picture because you had the surgery t-shirt on and the whole thing, yeah.
Yeah, but you saw the real picture and it was pretty gruesome.
It wasn't gruesome.
You said, ooh, bury it.
Well, yeah, I said that for sure.
But what it was, was it was more like you were a boxer who had gotten pounded.
But you weren't black and blue in the face or anything.
You were just all swollen.
Well, if you look at the straight out of surgery, you'll see that my neck is entirely yellow from bruising.
You have to zoom in, pinch and zoom.
I don't care.
Now, you brought it up.
So far, you know, you're talking like Sylvester the Cat, so it doesn't matter to me.
In the morning to our trolls in the troll room.
You know, let's see.
I miss the trolls.
I miss you guys, too.
Let's have a little count down, shall we?
Go ahead, they're screwing away the little trolls. 2,092.
How's that?
2,092.
Is that good?
2,092?
I think that's up a little from... No, that's our normal, should be, that's typical Thursday.
That's not bad.
We got people came just looking, they're hoping, they were going for the Sylvester the Cat.
They were coming on to see what Adam sounds like.
And they're all disappointed.
You sound the same.
And they're all disappointed.
I think so.
It's all right.
I have to say we're nearing, I'm at the 24 hour mark, so I don't know if this cement will hold much longer.
We'll have to find out.
Yeah, I know what you'll do.
Do want to thank I do want to thank the trolls of course who listen at you I do I do want to thank who listen at troll room.io Which you can get on many of those funky podcasting 2.0 apps go to curiocaster.com if you want to see it in action And you get the troll room and and the live stream all in one or you can always just go to troll room.io And you can log in and you can troll along And it's 24 hours a day and we've got something on this stream every single minute of the day and a lot of it is live.
TrollRoom.io and of course NoAgendaStream.com.
Now we have two artists to thank and also I'll thank the executive producer of Starting With Show 1508.
This was the 2022 Best End of Show Mixes Special.
And executive producers for that was a very long list, 136 credits, they're all in there.
And what's nice about this type of compilation is so many people have never heard any of these.
And what I saw consistently, people saying, I didn't think it would be that great.
But after five minutes, I was sold!
People just did it!
Not one person complained.
I mean, I'm sure somebody didn't like it, but it was a killer.
And that was three hours and 20 minutes, and again, I could have done... It was just too long.
I don't know why you made it that long, but okay.
Because I wanted to take us... What do you mean too long?
It was over three hours.
It just seemed long.
You've heard all of them.
Yeah.
Most people have never heard any of them because they don't stick around.
Well, this is a fact.
And by the way, for today, someone had a great idea, which isn't really a great idea, of putting together our openings for a whole Best Of, which is great for about two minutes, it's really funny, and I played... It's very funny for about... Yeah, two minutes.
Well, the clip he sent us, which is a sample... It's four minutes.
He also sent a long 27-minute version to me, because I asked for it, but the sample was four minutes long, and it seems like an eternity.
And so to do three hours of these?
No.
It was not going to happen.
It's Do The One.
Do The One is our producer's name.
I'm going to play a couple minutes of it today's end of show mix.
You may want to listen to it.
Yeah, you'll hear it tonight.
I mean, at the end of today's show.
It's very funny.
It is funny.
It's funny, but it's too long.
And most of it's you, which is the best part.
I'm hilarious.
Thank you, Sir Dude Named Parker Pawley, for the artwork.
Which was completely appropriate.
The very special episode.
It was the mixtape.
It was an actual cassette.
Various producers.
I think we've done versions of this with the best of, with a cassette, with a mix.
It's great.
It's perfect.
Very functional.
We love that.
Then we had the follow-up, which luckily we had one.
Um, and the executive producer for 1509, the best clips of the day, um, was, uh, Circumference.
And, uh, he put this together.
It was about, uh, two hours in total, which I think was a good length, but kind of unexpected for me because, you know, we, we, clips of the day and we, we've done this show for a long time.
And this was only between episode, I think, 1300 and 1400.
1200 something.
Something like that, yeah.
And people were blown away.
I got people emailing me.
Yeah, they were.
A lot of people were really impressed.
It's like holy crap, because these are the most outrageous, I mean they're clips of the day.
And clips of the day are rare.
And it's actually a very good sales tool.
If you want to hit somebody in the mouth, oh listen to this.
Oh, I never thought of that.
That's not a bad idea.
It's all knocking on the M5M.
And Darren O'Neill, he brought us the cheesecake version of what we needed.
Well, the funny thing about the O'Neill piece was, who did the art?
I was going to send him a note saying we need art for this clip of the day, because him, Mike Riley, and a few other people will do art if you ask them.
But O'Neal cranks it out.
And so I was going to send it, and I said, wait a minute, he's just going to do it.
Well, what happens, he sent a note on No Agenda Social.
He says, do you guys need artwork?
And I replied, yeah!
And he says, we're on it.
So he went right over, and then Roundy... He probably came in five minutes later.
Yeah, Roundy was gonna do some, because Roundy was eating dinner, and he's like, oh, all right, Darren O'Neal, I already got it, or whatever.
So he kind of gave up.
Roundy, okay, I'm not gonna... Everybody has their own style of doing stuff.
Roundy's art tends to be more intellectual and more high-end.
Sorry, Darren, you dummy.
No, Darren's more like a commercial guy that just can do stuff.
A dumb guy, yeah.
He's not a dumb guy.
To have as many artworks... I guess a couple years ago he had more per year than anybody.
Yeah.
But he is a guy who can really crank this sort of thing out because he's been doing it longer.
Roundy's new.
Yeah, he doesn't have his battlefield chops yet.
So to make, to have Roundy do it, I mean I could ask Roundy to do it, he'd do it, but it would be like putting, I think it's more work for him to be honest about it.
No offense.
Thank you very much Darren and thank you Circumference for putting that fantastic best of together.
I'm happy.
I was, personally I was prepared to do the show.
But I talked to my guys, I said, look, if you can't, because stretching of the mouth, it could, you know, I still got stitches, you know?
So he said, if you can get away with not doing it, I said, well, luckily we have a show, and it was the best of, and I think it was truly the best of the best ofs.
People love this one.
It's a great, great concept.
Very happy.
Noagendasocial.com is of course where we also hang out.
You can follow Adam at Noagendasocial.com, John C. Dvorak at Noagendasocial.com.
Definitely with the move With people opening up Mastodon accounts or moving entirely away from Twitter, I think it feels like there's more dicks roaming around.
Not on our server, but people who... There are a few.
Yeah, people who... I mean, I actually finally just de-platformed one guy.
Ah!
Finally.
I bet you I can guess who it was.
Okay.
I can't guess right now.
Well, this guy's been around for a long time.
He was thrown in jail for tax fraud.
Oh, that guy?
Yeah.
Oh, I watched him some time back.
He was in jail for nine years, and then his whole thing is, it was the Jews, man!
The Zionist Jews!
They threw me in jail!
And you are covering up for them!
Okay, shut up, bye.
Let me just give people a bit of advice.
So, maybe it's true that the Zionists control the world.
You're arguing with this guy.
And I can't say, I just say, well, let's expand post.
No, there's nothing.
Well, you're arguing with who?
I don't, oh, and then I had to go unblock him.
And then I saw him in the back.
I was arguing against myself.
And so I, yeah, you're like a maniac.
And so I blocked him.
And I said, oh.
Let me just give people a bit of advice.
So maybe it's true that the Zionists control the world.
Maybe.
You know, I'm ready.
I'm ready to believe it.
I'm ready.
But when people say, you're covering up for the Zionists, it's like, shut up.
That's the bull crap that just pisses me off.
And just continuously, why are you covering up for them?
Are you a part of it?
It's like, you're very annoying.
And the guy had 300 followers.
Go away.
Out of my house.
I've become a Nazi.
So I have, I was thinking about this situation, this whole thing because of Kanye and the rest.
I think, to be honest about it, I think the Jews have been getting a bad rap for this.
There's no evidence in my, you cannot find any evidence that they're running anything.
They're running things, but they're running it at the behest of others.
And it's the others you should be concerned about, not the Jewish population.
I don't see any evidence that they're behind anything.
I think this whole thing is a smoke screen for some bad actors that are up at the top and none of them are Jewish.
Well, some of them might be, but it just doesn't make sense to me.
To me, it's like, okay, yeah, so Italians run trash and the Catholics used to run the CIA, used to be the Catholics in action, and it was okay to say that.
It's very obvious to me who's running Hollywood, but you're right.
On behest of who?
And who gives a crap?
And who gives a crap?
You should... I would like to know who the... Yeah, who?
Who?
And by the way, as... and I don't want to sound insulting here, but as workers, I think the Jewish people do a tremendous job at everything they do.
They're running Hollywood because nobody else wants to.
Because it's a horrible, horrible business.
It's a horrible place!
You know it.
I know.
That's all people do is bitch and moan about it.
And then you have these guys running trying to do a good job and you bitch about it.
Well, why don't you go do it?
You got the money.
Kanye is a good example.
This guy's got billions of dollars and all he does is bitch.
He never had billions.
He has Jewish people working for him.
He never had billions.
He had hundreds of millions.
He had good contracts, had great cash flow.
There's no doubt about that.
And he has Jews working for him.
So what's he talking about?
He's not working for them.
No.
He's full of shit that, you know, Kanye's gotta get his act together.
The Kanye thing is, I mean, I'm doing a show with Mo on Wednesday, so, you know, I'm not gonna comment until I've talked to Mo.
But I don't know what's going on there.
He comes on, he comes on the Alex Jones show wearing that black mask.
That was great, that was great!
I love that!
Well Jones was, Jones who's actually, you don't get, you know he's always trying to be so serious, Jones can't keep a straight face often.
And I mean, when Pecheneg was on the show, if you remember a long time ago, predicting about the military takeover of the government, it was a done deal.
Yeah.
Jones just couldn't do it.
He couldn't keep a straight face.
And he was just losing it with Kanye.
Well, the problem with Kanye, and just briefly then, is that you just take a soundbite where he says, I like Hitler.
OK.
In the context of what he was saying, it sounds stupid.
And I would presume Kanye knows this.
But this is also, I think, part of the op against Trump.
I'm telling you.
Oh yeah, you know, again, when you bring these obviousities up, which you just did.
An obviousity!
Yeah, that's a good word.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
The whole Kanye thing is part of the op.
The obviousity is my intentionality.
What do you get?
Trump is, oh, QAnon.
He's going to take over stormed Germany.
Friends with, you know, with Kanye.
He had a meeting.
He had lunch with Kanye.
He was dragging this other joker around with him everywhere.
And this other guy is like some sort of, I don't know who that guy is.
I think Milo.
Milo is the bad actor here.
Milo is the one who was He's a handler.
He paid to take down Trump with some anti-semitic stuff and he arranged it.
Milo is not a good actor.
And the joke about the anti-semitic stuff with Trump is his daughter's Jewish.
Yeah, that doesn't count.
She's not a real... Not only that, but orthodox.
Orthodox is like even most Jews think that's kind of out there.
She's a shiksa.
She's not a shiksa, she's an orthodox Jew.
And a lot of people, there's some evidence that Trump might be and the whole family might be.
It's bullshit.
Anyway, believe me, if there's anything that we can show, we'll do it.
We don't care who it is.
We really, really don't.
Well, luckily we're a little more open about all this, our thoughts, when we have better donation segments.
But we have a big one today because it's for three shows.
Yeah, we do.
So how do you want to do this?
Should we do this per show with the executive and associate executive producers?
Might as well, I guess.
I don't see any other way of doing it.
Okay, so we will start right off.
And, of course, this is Value for Value.
Thank you for still stepping up.
It wasn't, you know, obviously it weren't live shows.
I thought, personally, I thought the shows were pretty good.
But to be supported at all is always a blessing.
Yeah, the shows are good, but people want us.
Yeah, they do.
So their donations fall off the cliff without us being here.
I don't know what they see in it.
But Matthew Meyer from Pacifica, California.
He didn't fall off the cliff.
He came in with $1,033 for an instant nightage.
He says, gentlemen, I was introduced to you in mid-2020 by my good friend, Sir Alberto Barbosa.
And I have not missed an episode since.
I humbly ask to be dedouched.
You've been dedouched.
It's the Barbossa connection.
I'm embarrassed to admit it took this long to donate.
I've hit many people in the mouth and share what I learned from this podcast, often with friends and family.
Your show is a beacon of light in this dark world.
As someone trying to raise a family in the Bay Area, you don't have to look hard to find insanity, John can attest.
This show reminds me that the sane people exist and the most are just under the M5M spell.
By the grace of God and this show's high-level media deconstruction, I was able to resist the jab at work and rally others to do the same.
It's a lifesaver.
I can honestly say, without no agenda in my life at that time, there was no way I could have saved myself and helped others around me because of your show.
I can't look at the world or the media the same ever again.
Tina complains about this.
I was so happy before I met you!
And I'm okay with that, she says.
I pray you live long and never find an exit strategy and continue to provide the world with this absolute gem you've created.
I ask to be knighted Sir WD40 forever of the fog city, if possible, of course.
I'd like some mint.
Mint Itz?
Mint Itz?
Mint Itz.
Mint Itz and Lagavulin 16 at the round table.
Sure.
Lagavulin.
We love the Lagavulin.
Got no other requests?
It's not one of my favorites.
It's okay.
It's well priced.
You snob.
You snobby.
I mean, I drink it.
I drink it.
For free you would.
You snobby.
Ryan Archibald's next.
He's in St.
Clair Shores, Michigan.
And he also has a long note.
I've been a faithful listener since Adam's 2020 appearance on Joe Rogan, Rogan Donation.
Since yet, I have been an unfaithful douchebag for the last two years, taking from the No Agenda show and giving nothing in return.
That is not how value for value is supposed to work.
And this self-realization is always good.
It's always good.
It's always good.
Then he continues.
I want to make sure I express how grateful I am for the producers who make the show possible, the artists, jingle makers in the show, and show mixers that make it fun, and the two of you that make it the best podcast in the universe, because I do believe that is what it is.
Yes, very nice.
If I can make a shameless plug for my side hustle to help me out this April.
I'm the creator and owner of a series of Christmas light videos as I spent several years traveling around the country filming homes decorated in Christmas lights from the modest to the completely outlandish and set to jazzy versions of Christmas standards.
If there are any Christmas light enthusiasts in No Agenda land, you can buy a copy of my latest video, Christmas Lights 3, Winter Wonder Lights, and others at ChristmasLightVideos.com.
It's pretty cool.
It's actually pretty cool.
His donation, by the way, is $333.
I think I forgot to mention that.
He continues by saying they are great for playing in the background at your Christmas party, and it's not a bad idea.
It's a good idea.
It's not a bad idea.
Yeah.
And the disc versions loop automatically, so you always have constant Christmas ambience, no matter how long.
It's a really good idea, no matter how long your get-together lasts.
I found out that Fredericksburg, Texas, is one of the top three, I think, three or five cities to visit for Christmas celebrations in the country.
Now, I have to say, people are off the hook here with the Christmas stuff.
Have you gone there?
Have you looked around?
Have you driven around?
We were going to go to the parade and that's when my front teeth fell out and it was on Friday and I didn't have any way to, I didn't know what to do.
But isn't the town just loaded with people?
With people that have no teeth?
Yeah, exactly.
That's just Texas in general.
I'm sorry I said that.
So, no, I'm saying, don't they have these houses that are just killers?
You know, they're like competitive.
No, it's Main Street.
Main Street is, I mean, Main Street is, it's twice as wide as a normal Main Street.
It is meant for this.
And we've got an ice skating rink and this Marxplatz.
Lots of German stuff.
Thank you, Ryan.
Sir Cal of LB in Northville, Michigan.
There we go.
Second one from Michigan.
234.56.
This is the first associate executive producer.
My wife has been asking how come I haven't made her a dame yet.
So let me take this opportunity to call her out as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Wow, that's a turnabout.
Thanks for the reminder, babe.
He says, this action might relocate me to the chicken coop for the night.
Yeah, I'll bet.
What are you thinking, Sir Cal?
What is he thinking?
Huh?
There you go.
Well, Rita Harrington comes in next from Sparks, Nevada, for 222.22.
I don't have a note from her.
So I'll just read the last one for this particular show, 1508, which is anonymous, or anonymous, as it says.
I think it was coming as onomous.
And Columbus, Ohio, $200.
See attached note.
We don't have it.
I do.
I do.
Oh, you do.
Okay.
Thanks for all you do.
And that says not for air.
I'm going to air it anyway.
I'm surprised you missed the move to downplay Thanksgiving in Ohio.
The Christmas music station started about November I can't read this.
That's why it's not for air.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Okay, now we go to Executive and Associate Executive Producers for Episode 1509.
And we start with James Briscoe from Bayshore.
Bayshore, New York.
595.58.
I'm not quite sure what that means.
All he says is, Night Jim Briscoe here, keep it going!
And we appreciate that, Night Jim Briscoe.
I'll do the next one because you're hesitating.
Didn't Briscoe have more to say than that?
I don't have anything.
I said, Night Jim Briscoe here.
Keep it going.
That's all I have.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
This is the other one from Greer.
It's long.
Okay.
I'll do it.
I've got to take my teeth for a spin anyway.
John Greer is in Enterprise, Alabama.
That's interesting.
333.33, sup dudes!
I wanted to send along an executive producer donation to send positive vibes to Adam for a speedy recovery and to thank all of the end of show producers that add so much value to the show.
The mixtape episode demonstrates just how much talent is in this community.
The value of this podcast isn't only coming from your most excellent skills at media deconstruction and entertainment, but also comes from the whole knowage in the nation.
Correct.
All of the tracks were awesome and well-produced, but when the son-slash-dad duo sang, We Don't Talk About Brandon... Oh, that was a good one.
Let's see... Talk... About Brandon... Let me just, uh, give you a little, uh... Uh... Where was that?
Hm.
Anyway, we don't talk about Brandon.
That was at 1 hour 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the show.
I knew that I had to send some value as well.
As a dad of three teenagers myself, that track was in their words, fire!
Or sometimes they would say, that track is lit!
Hold on, I can't, I can't believe I can't find it.
Random.
Um, let's see.
To me it stood out of the three and a half hours of entertainment that was simply fantastic.
I bet it was fun to produce.
Well, we have to give that to all the producers.
I mean, I just put it together.
It wasn't all that hard.
So that's it.
Short note, I'm on my way to knighthood and I hope to have figured out a knight name when that day finally comes.
Keep it up, gentlemen.
I'm glad to be part of this community.
No jingles, no karma.
From John Greer.
And that takes us to Dame Astrid.
In Japan.
She is the Duchess of Japan in Disputed Islands in the Japan Sea.
Dear Adam, hope you get well soon.
Thank you.
But I do love...
Yes.
I do love how you and John are like the canaries in the goldmine.
She says goldmine.
She says goldmine, not coalmine, which is what it's supposed to be.
I like goldmine better.
It's funnier.
For whatever we need to know about eye and teeth surgery.
And hearing aids, of course.
Oh, that's right.
Very heartfelt thank you for all the producers at the end of show clips.
I laughed a lot and cried a bit, but mostly I was moved to know that there are so many cool No Agenda listeners out there.
Thank you Adam and John for having created this beautiful movement and keep it going!
Dame Astrid, the Duchess of Japan and all the disputed islands and the Japans.
You know what's next, you know, we've had your eyes, my ears, my teeth, you know, it's got to be erectile dysfunction next and we're getting there.
Eventually that kicks in, doesn't it?
Just asking for a friend.
Let me just take some pills for it.
Stephen Powers, or Stephen, Midlothian, Virginia, $200, no note.
And I'll finish up with our last associate executive producer for episode 1509, Michael Henry, in Bradenton, Florida.
No jingle, just karma please, and a de-douche, you got it.
You've been de-douched.
You've got karma.
We could go through some of these other ones looking for de-douchings.
Well, we got enough to do.
But let's go to the next show and then we'll deal with the missed de-douchings, which we'll get.
You have plenty here.
Well, we have a second segment to do, so we'll find them.
Oh, OK.
That's what we'll do.
Did you forget about that?
You already forget how the show works, you did.
Well, I'm already looking toward, you know, first quarter.
Right there at the time.
Q1 2023 is kind of a hint of what we're up to.
It's going to be great, everybody.
Q1's going to rock.
So you're anonymous of Dogpatch in Lower Slobovia, 2421.
And this is always a wonderful moment during the month.
Sironimus of Dogpatch.
I have a little slish.
Sironimus of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia will come in.
I'm tired and I can, my mouth is starting to hurt, seriously, so something could happen.
But then I'll read the note.
Please.
From Saran, it is short.
$2,400 and $21.
Donation, November donation, delayed by travel.
So this is actually, it was posted last week, but it was delayed by travel because he's been traveling.
Yes, he has.
Thank you to all the producers that keep this program a remarkable source of information and entertainment.
I did not eat tarantula, centipede, scorpion, grasshopper, gecko, or other fried treats offered to me during my stay.
So I'm guessing he was in Southeast Asia.
He was in Africa.
He was in Africa?
No, I think he was in Africa.
I think he was in Africa.
No, no, no, no.
He says Asian cities.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
You're right.
Read on.
Yes, he was in Asia, and this is what they have on sticks.
That's what I noticed.
You have a big giant grasshopper on a stick.
A gecko on a stick.
He goes and he says, uh, John, your comment that some Asian cities stink.
Well, yes, but all big cities stink at times.
New York City in July is a cornucopia of real stink.
Poor sewage systems drained into rivers along with chemical byproducts aggravates the smell, much like the U.S.
in the 60s.
No jingles, no karma.
Okay, so that's his note.
I will comment on this because he called me out by name, so I'm now allowed to say something.
Asian cities, especially the big ones in China, but in Southeast Asia to a lesser extent, but in China mostly, it's a certain specific stench.
that you get, and it comes wafting up, and it's a, whoa!
It hits you as you're wandering around.
And it's distinctively Asian.
It doesn't smell like New York, which smells like pee.
Piss, piss.
New York just always smells like pee.
Pee, you smell urine.
Just know this is different.
This is something else.
It's like a, it's an aggregation of probably pee and I'd say fermented oils and other food substances that are gone bad.
Opium, opium.
I don't know.
Opium probably does smell decent.
But anyway, so yeah.
Everything does stink here and there.
San Francisco smells like poop, for example.
Yeah, no kidding.
All right.
Onward to Surfer.
He's in blue, so that means something's going on.
$350.
What about Michael?
Michael, you don't have Michael?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I missed Michael.
Here we go.
I did miss him.
Michael Kellner is from Rippon, California.
380.08, so 3boob.
He says, enjoy some cheddar and boobs.
So I guess he's giving us some cheese and some boobs.
I like it, Michael.
Thank you.
Great note.
NowSurfer, 350.
And let me see, I have Surfer's note here as well.
In the morning, John and Adam.
And this was cash.
Thank you.
Today's contribution takes me to Baron.
Unlike Mr. Dana Brunetti, I have only ever been an executive producer of the No Agenda show.
Okay, so the job of these notes is not to... Insult people.
...shy or humiliate other producers.
Yeah, really, man.
Brunetti is still irked to this day that he didn't donate enough one time and got a associate executive producer.
It's a long story, but he has this pet peeve about this.
It's like coffee people in Hollywood.
And so yeah, he's, yeah.
No, we're not Hollywood.
Anyway, he goes on, uh, this is a surfer.
My method is this, from September of 2020, I've been contributing once every 33 episodes.
I got hit in the mouth by Adam on the Tom Woods podcast.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Tom Woods.
Tom Woods donation.
Never a douchebag.
I started immediately upon hearing my first episode of No Agenda.
Yes, you guys are that good.
Let's say those coveted deduces were more deserving producers.
Yes, because they are.
We're getting low on the supply again.
I always send cash in the mail with a note.
I know, John has discouraged cash.
Have you?
Yeah.
I don't like making cash deposits.
I mean, it's like... The bank always looks at John like, dude, what kind of business, what is this podcast?
What are you running?
What are you doing with this cash?
You know, it comes in and every once in a while somebody sends three or four hundred bucks in, in cash.
And for one thing, I'm always worried about getting lost, but it's just, I try, you know, I, yeah, I discourage it.
If you want to do it, I mean, I'm not going to stop you, because it is money, and it goes in the bank, and it's a cash deposit, but... Surfer goes on to say, I'd like to point out that cash is better than nothing, which is what you will get if my chili pepper hot wife ever finds out about how much money I send you guys.
Now, that's the reason to send cash.
Send cash.
Send cash as much as you want.
No blankets, no water, just send us cash.
Yeah, just send us your cash.
If it pleases the Peerage Committee, I respectfully request, as my protectorate, the I-4 corridor.
Interstate 4 runs between Tampa and Daytona Beach through Orlando, and I think that's possible.
He says he requests karma for all producers.
Thank you very much, Sir Furr.
You've got karma.
Okay, that was entertaining.
So we got Bruce Schwalm, who usually sends notes, and I don't know what happened to this one, we don't have it.
$233.69, so he's an associate executive producer right off the bat, or off the top.
I'll go to Patricia Patrat, Brighton, Michigan, $2.25.
This donation goes toward my smoking hot husband's Knighthood, Rick.
No.
Uh, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.
Dame Trish of Detroit.
There it is.
Once again, we're being financed by the Zionists.
There you go.
That's how they do it.
They're controlling us.
They say, Happy Hanukkah.
Dame Beth is from Tucson, Arizona.
She comes in with a row of ducks.
222.22.
Heil, boys!
Hey, haven't heard that in a while.
Right underneath the Jew.
Good work, Dame Beth.
My birthday present to myself is supporting the best podcast in the universe.
Yes, the certificate reads the second at 222.
That's true.
That's cool.
Thank you for all you do.
Speedy healing karma for Adam.
Dame Beth, Baroness of Baja, Arizona.
Thank you.
You know, I'd like to know what in this particular... maybe it's the color they put.
This particular cell... Yeah, it has a color.
Well, besides the weird color, which I think means something... Oh, birth date!
No, no, it's... I think it's... Okay, this is done by our new staff member, who is doing some smart stuff.
I think it's to split up the two yellows, because we have a yellow one below.
And it was maybe done just to be able to see... Oh, maybe, maybe.
So it doesn't look like one giant... Okay, that's possible.
I have our new office worker in high... I hold her in high regards.
I feel like that's what she did.
But there's something wrong with the cell.
It goes out to infinity.
It never wraps.
Oh, yeah, but you have to go to G and then... I'm not going to show you how to do it.
I did it.
I was able to make it wrap.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't mean rhyme.
Richard Bangs is up next.
That's Dirty Dick Bangs.
And he's in Washington, D.C., one of our Beltway supporters, and we can use more of them.
Get better.
Adam, get better.
Shoutouts.
Archer Campbell Bangs.
Age 5.
Loves goat screams.
Give him a goat scream.
Barrett Alexander Bangs.
Age 7.
Loves drone takeoff.
Colton Reed Bangs.
Age 3.
Loves goat screams.
Big sales karma for daddy.
Earl 30 Dick Bangs of D.C.
Richard Bangs.
You got it.
You've got...
Did we get them all?
Well, that was interesting.
So we did three shows, execs and associate executive producers, shorter than a normal episode.
Three in one.
Well, you know what you're going to do.
Three in one.
We do have a couple of make goods.
I'd just like to run through them real quick since we're doing this right here.
We have a make good from...
Uh, let's see, 15, oh, no, here we go.
Dan Duda.
Dan Duda says, donated $500 for show, $1,500 for an instant night, was noted as a producer, but not officially knighted since then.
I can no longer bear to have my peerage stand barren, so I would kindly request my official black knighting at your convenience.
Of course, granted.
Blantons and Ben and Jerry's at the round table, sir.
Sir Cyber of a patio Sir Cyber of Patio Igloo for my title.
I can do that.
Kyle, well, I always have to think now.
Do you think it's Kyle or Kylie Maxwell?
We never know exactly, do we?
I'm so bad at this.
Please forgive the lateness of this as I got caught up in the holiday and fell behind in my listing, so I only listened to 1504 recently and heard my name called for the donation, but not for the roundtable.
I believe the donation I sent on show 1504 was enough to get my knighthood.
I had meant to send in a donation note with the accounting below, but that had an internet outage immediately after sending in the note.
Okay.
We got you covered, brother.
Don't worry.
We're going to knight you today.
Alabama white sauce to go with his mutton.
Alabama white sauce.
I don't think we want to know what's in the Alabama white sauce.
I know what's in it.
What's in it?
It's just a bechamel.
A what?
Probably a lot of... Bechamel?
Pepper.
Bechamel.
Probably bechamel with a little pepper on there.
Used to probably... Dumped on... Chicken fried steak.
Oh!
Mmm.
I'd love me some chicken fried steak.
James Little hasn't made good, this is the last one.
Following is my note that was mistakenly sent into the ether.
Sorry, first-time donor.
In the morning, gentlemen, I've been listening to No Agenda podcast since Adam's first Joe Rogan Experience appearance, just before the pandemic, and haven't missed a show since.
The amygdala-sized regulation has been most valuable, and it's past time to give back.
I've been getting the reminders like seeing the number 33 everywhere, people telling me to stay safe, the word surge or ant in conversations.
When Tina says you ruined my life, this is what she's talking about.
When I saw fried crickets and silkworms on a local menu, not a joke, I knew I had to donate.
Please, de-do.
You've been de-douched.
I'm using my MCTR, the middle class tax refund, $350 plus 33 cents because I couldn't find a way to send it back to Governor Newsomellini.
And Newsomellini with a note telling him... Newsomellini.
I can't even do it.
Thank you all very much.
I think that's it, right?
Rich, but you can't buy me or my vote in the upcoming election, especially not with us taxpayers owe money.
So blow me, lizard man.
James Little in Alameda, California.
We will get you your in a moment.
We'll definitely get you your proper title.
Thank you all very much.
I think that's it, right?
It's all the yeah, it's all of them I have.
So thank you very much to these executive producers and associate executive producers for keeping the operation going while I was having an operation.
It's very cool.
There's not many jobs in the world that will give you that type of benefit, even though I don't have a medical plan, so it's kind of weird.
If you'd like to learn how to become an executive or associate executive producer of the NOAA Gender Show, just go here.
Thank you for providing such incredible value for $15.08, $15.09, and $15.10!
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Water!
Water!
Shut up, Ray!
Shut up, Ray!
Okay, I'm just going to crack a couple of ibuprofens here.
Bye.
Now my mouth hurts.
Yeah, I bet it does.
Okay, we're gonna get the show done here pretty quickly.
We still have a donation segment, remember.
So we got stuff that we got and I got some content.
I got some content.
Well, let's get my Ukraine content out of the way.
Yeah, please.
And maybe we can discuss this.
I only have one clip.
It's Ukraine.
Russia.
They attacked Russia in this ABC's report.
We turned out of the war in Ukraine again tonight.
Ukraine says it is striking targets deep inside Russia.
And tonight, a senior official from inside President Zelensky's inner circle now telling ABC News that Ukraine's special forces were in Russia helping to guide some of these attacks.
What the Biden administration is saying about this tonight.
ABC's Marcus Moore, Inside Ukraine Force.
For the second straight day, Ukraine striking military targets inside Russia.
And tonight, a senior official from President Zelensky's inner circle telling ABC News, Ukraine's special forces were deep inside Russian territory, helping guide the drones that attacked one of the two Russian airbases Monday.
They are unprecedented strikes on the very weapons used to devastate Ukraine's power grid.
Vladimir Putin today, meeting with top officials, discussing his country's internal security.
In the Russian-occupied eastern Donbass region, heavy shelling killing at least six people.
Fiery aftermath seen in videos circulating online.
And in a show of defiance, President Zelensky on the ground today, meeting with troops close to the front lines.
This report went on and on and on.
I'll bet it did.
And it discussed, you know, what our response was, which is, oh, geez, I don't know.
Lame.
And this is a... These guys are out of control, these Ukrainians.
I hate to say it, but... You know, Tucker did... They're supposed to be... We're giving them stuff to defend themselves, not to start a war, you know, not to bomb Russia.
If they had a nuke, they would probably drop it on Moscow.
Tucker went all out last night.
Tucker Carlson on Fox.
I mean, don't bring him up that often, but he went all in on, you know, how Zelensky is a dictator, and he's arresting Christians and raiding churches and schools, and he's arresting members of opposition parties, and he's taking over the media, and he says, and we basically spent a hundred billion dollars facilitating it, and it's true!
Most of that is true.
That's demonstrably true.
And we're in on the game.
And did you see that the Pentagon again for the fifth time failed its audit?
Wow, I'm stunned by this news.
They're still looking for the two trillion dollars that Donald Rumsfeld said they couldn't find on September 10th, 2001.
Interesting, the next day that problem went away for a while.
And so they're still talking about that $2 trillion.
Forget about all the other trillions that came after it.
Ladies and gentlemen of the United States of America, we are being robbed blind.
Right in front of our face.
Right in front of our face.
He's robbing you.
Robbing us!
Is like half of our money, 60% of our tax revenue goes to the military-industrial complex?
Is it something like that?
I don't know.
I'll have to look it up.
That's a goodly amount.
I mean, and it's up from 600, last time we looked it was like 600 million goes to the military.
600 billion.
No, it's 800.
It's 800 billion now.
Yes, over 800.
For what?
Who cares?
It's just, just deal with it.
And then would you send it over to Ukraine?
Here you go.
Just deal with it.
By the way, you should mention this, I'm going to mention it.
We have lost listeners because of our attitude about Ukraine.
Oh, for sure.
Absolutely.
We're not the gung-ho loyalists to this Is whatever this op, another one.
It's a different one.
Although it may not be.
It's much more than that.
I mean, now all the guns are showing up in Africa.
Oh yeah, of course.
This was always known to... We knew this from the get-go that this was going to happen.
That's what Ukraine does.
Ukraine is for hacking, is for hookers, and is for... Hackers, hookers, and some other thing with an H. Let's think.
What do we have?
Hackers, hookers, and Humvees.
Hackers, hookers, nah, it needs to be better.
Hackers, hookers, what do we have with an H that shows military?
How about hackers, hookers, and hardware?
No?
You like hardware?
Homos!
How about homos?
Human trafficking!
Human trafficking!
Heroin!
Oh, we got a whole bunch of good ones!
Helicopters!
Horror!
Pay no attention to that.
It's unbelievable.
The UK government has approved for 2024 lockdown trials for climate change.
No way.
This is a bogus story.
Oxfordshire County Council and the UK approved plans to lockdown residents in one of six zones to fight climate change.
Now this is called the 15-minute city.
And this is one of the sustainable development goals.
This is rolling out everywhere.
You know who's the number one climate change guy in the UK?
Number one.
Educate me.
Charles.
Of course.
Of course.
I think that we're seeing another, this is a setup to get rid of him.
Okay, so this is the city of Oxford, which is not unimportant.
Well, nice town.
I've been there, actually.
So the idea is that when there's a climate lockdown, you are only allowed to travel within your neighborhood, which they call the 15-minute neighborhood, because they've divvied up these sections.
And so every 15-minute neighborhood where you are allowed to travel, and of course, They will be able to track if you go outside of your neighborhood somehow.
Every 15 minute neighborhood has all the necessities.
So you have, you know, food, you know, like a gym, school, etc.
And the way they're going to do it is register your car.
And so the cars and people will be tracked by network of cameras and other sensors.
And this is really happening.
And it's a climate lockdown.
They're calling it a climate lockdown.
And they're defending it, and they're proud of it.
And it's coming.
The proud of it part is the part that's weird.
I have two climate change clips if we're going to talk about this for a minute.
Of course.
These climate change clips are classics.
They go back a little bit in time, unfortunately.
So the messaging is a little different than you're normally hearing.
Let's go with climate change, uh, galciers, colo.
At least eight times in the past million years, it has advanced and retreated with clockwork regularity.
If we are unprepared for the next advance, the result could be hunger and death on a scale unprecedented in all of history.
What scientists are telling us now is that the threat of an ice age is not as remote as they once thought.
During the lifetime of our grandchildren, Arctic cold and perpetual snow... Is this Leonard Nimoy again?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
We've played this a million times.
I'm playing it again.
Could turn most of the inhabitable portions of our planet into a polar desert.
In 1977, the worst winter in a century struck the United States.
Arctic cold gripped the Midwest for weeks on end.
Great blizzards paralyzed cities of the Northeast.
One desperate night in Buffalo, eight people froze to death in maroon cars.
Pat Bushnell was on the road that night.
Traffic just absolutely stopped.
I was afraid of being stuck in the car all night long with the cold and the wind running out of gas.
And then what?
I think that if we had to go through a real bad winter, just like we just went through, I think we'd have to think about moving someplace else.
Move where?
The brutal Buffalo winter might become common all over the United States.
Climate experts believe the next ice age is on its way.
According to recent evidence, it could come sooner than anyone had expected.
And subsequently the Daily Mail, was it the Daily Mail?
The Telegraph years ago said that children in the UK will never see snow again, only in snow globes, only in snow globes.
Your favourite, that's your favourite.
And today, in the papers today, Southern Britain could be hit next week with significant snow.
Long-range forecasts predict the cold blast will continue as temperatures plunge to minus 10 degrees centigrade.
And this is the, they have dubbed this storm the Troll of Trondheim.
The Troll of Trondheim.
So I guess it's from...
Where's Trondheim?
Is that Norway?
Trondheim?
I don't know where Trondheim is.
I think it's... Sounds German.
No, no, no.
It's Scandinavian.
Trond... Come on.
I think it's Norway.
I don't know.
Hold on, I'll tell you.
Norway, yeah.
Well, they have, you know, this is like, you can see, this is like, the media is responsible largely for promoting one way that you can look, you can interpret it anything you want, one way or the other.
Yeah.
You can see it, you know, we've had these recent cold winters and you could have kept promoting this This glaciation thing, but the glaciers have retreated a little bit so you can't do that.
Mm-hmm.
And this is really, because I do have another 20 seconds of that if you want to hear it.
Yeah, yeah, hold on a second.
Yes, I do.
Where is it?
Two.
Got it.
At weather stations in the far north, temperatures have been dropping for 30 years.
Seacoasts long free of summer ice are now blocked year-round.
According to some climatologists, within a lifetime we might be living in the next ice age.
The whole show, the whole series is good.
That whole hour of that thing is fantastic to watch.
No, it's hilarious.
It's really good.
So a lot of people sent me this link.
And I'm like, you know, there's one benefit that I have more so over you with this program is I see every single clip.
I have visual and audio remembrances.
You know, it's like even your misspelling sometimes.
Like, okay, I remember we had this clip somewhere.
I have a great search system.
So people are always sending stuff.
And this was the latest headline.
Climate activists vow to slaughter millions of dogs to reduce carbon paw print.
And of course, dog lovers everywhere send this to me.
And then I say, hello 2021!
Jiminy started with an idea.
What if we could reduce our dog's carbon paw print?
Not just this dog, but all 90 million that live in the US.
Why not?
We're making changes for ourselves and the rest of our family.
It makes sense that we'd want to include our furry kids as we rethink how we do things.
Kill him!
We realized that the biggest problem is the 36 billion pounds of protein that our pups are eating each year.
It's coming from traditional sources like cow and chicken.
Not sustainable, and sadly, rarely humane.
So, at Jiminy's, we replaced that traditional animal protein with cricket protein.
Woo!
Cricket protein everybody, gotta love it!
I had something else.
I thought I had... Oh, yes.
Okay, I want to talk about the Netherlands for a moment, since we're talking about climate change, which is directly related to what is going on with the Dutch farms.
You want to say something?
Did you get the email I sent you?
I think you probably came in late.
Because I didn't know this, that... What's his name?
It was... Ike?
Yeah, that he was banned from coming in?
Yeah, did you know this?
Yeah, we talked about it.
I don't remember talking about it.
Yeah, I do.
I think you talked about it in your sleep.
No, and in fact, I want to thank Dreb Scott, who always does chapters for this program, for podcasting 2.0 apps.
He is now transcribing all 1,510, to date, episodes of the Noah Jenner Show.
He's going to put in a big-ass database with time codes, so we can just search.
And so when you say, I don't remember that, then I'll go... It's not a lie.
It's not a lie.
No, you don't remember it.
That's true.
It's not a lie at all, it's not a lie.
I would have remembered it because it's recent.
Yes.
Here is a quick note on what's happening.
We know the Netherlands, we know that the whole idea, the Tri-Cities project, which means the Netherlands and they're just gonna turn it on to one big bedroom community and they have to get rid of the farms.
How many farms?
How many Now, moving on.
In October, farmers in the Netherlands took a stand against the government's green crackdown on the agricultural industry by gridlocking motorways, you'll remember, with thousands of tractors in peak hour traffic.
The Dutch government, however, has not listened to the farmers and is now about to shut down, wait for this, 3,000 farms.
They're going to close down.
This is World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab's stuff on steroids.
3,000 farms are going to be shut down in a bid to comply with EU emissions standards.
Ooh, methane.
Ooh, nitrogen in the soil.
Ooh, Chris Bowen.
The effects of this scheme are going to be devastating for farmers, but it looks to be the only, it's only the first step in what the EU are planning.
And here's the other shoe that's now dropping.
The Netherlands, as you know, we've talked about Royal Dutch DSM, they are now the largest producer, 8 billion euros a year, of artificial or let's just call it soy and plant-based taste and texture products.
So, when you get the, I can't believe it's not steak or whatever it's going to be, you know, some of them, can't believe it's not beef, it will look and it will taste The way you expect it to because of these products that the Dutch make.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And they even have some of those obscure amino acids and other really micronutrients that nobody even knows is in there and just so happens to be in there in exactly the right proportions to help us survive longer?
Oh, yeah.
No, just to help you just barely get by.
The whole idea is to just barely stay alive.
No, they want you to be productive, but not too productive.
Here's the Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte talking about their role in global food production and just tell me what you think.
The term food innovation means.
So the role of businesses in the agri-food sector should be stimulated and able to create scalable solutions.
And here I'd like... Scalable solutions for when you have no farms and you have no beef.
So we have to take a soy and vegetable sheet and make it scalable.
To highlight a World Economic Forum initiative in this regard, the World Economic Forum Food Innovation Hubs.
And these hubs in Africa, in Asia, in South America and in Europe will allow businesses to connect regional stakeholders to skill innovations, because this is key, skill innovations that can address food systems challenges.
And here, I'm particularly proud to announce that the Netherlands will host the Global Coordinating Secretariat of the World Economic Forum Food Innovation Hubs, which will connect all other food innovation hubs.
And I believe this is important, because it will be facilitating to create the partnerships we need.
Food innovation hubs.
Do we really need to innovate our food?
So we should be, so they want to go green.
It's all about green.
But meanwhile, they're going to have like soybean grown in Brazil and they're going to ship it on a tanker all the way across the ocean into, which is from the Southern Hemisphere to the Northern Hemisphere, across the Atlantic to Holland, where they could have grown it there.
Also, the Dutch food innovation is real.
It's not food, but it's innovation.
They're very big on vertical indoor farming.
The farms are indoors.
The vertical indoor farms are now a big deal.
I know in a lot of European grocery stores, they actually have the farm in the store.
And just to show you how on top, I'm going to pat ourselves on the back here for a second.
A story came out today, again the same guy you just heard, Dushmark Ruta, will deliver a public message on December 19th that will aim to, quote, do justice to the meaning and experience of past slavery.
According to a parliamentary briefing, it is widely anticipated that this will be an apology for the 250 years in which the Dutch funded an economic and cultural golden age by exploiting more than 600,000 people from Africa and Asia, about 5% of the 12 million enslaved by the Europeans from the 17th to the 19th century.
So, this is reparations, and we predicted this in 2014, when the first Black Pete protesters came on the scene, run by this horrible person from the United Nations, and we said then, you watch, this will be about reparations.
And okay, it took us eight years, but here we are.
Here's a reminder of the 2014 report that we saw through this right away.
Dutch police have arrested around 90 people during a protest over Zwarte Piet, St.
Nicholas' controversial blackface companion.
Most arrests were made when people protested in a non-designated zone in the town of Gouda.
Scuffles broke out at a re-enactment of the St.
Nicholas story.
Many see the black Pete figure as a racial stereotype, while others say it's not linked to race.
All I'm against is black faces.
That's all.
No black faces.
We're here to say that as descendants of slaves who have been abused by the Netherlands, we don't agree that about 300 black look-alike slaves come along here with St. Nicholas.
300 or so few black look-alike slaves.
All those people who have a problem with Black Pete, it's our tradition, Leroy.
Leave it alone.
You have your tradition, so why can't we?
It's a tradition which is attracting mounting controversy.
Following protests earlier this year, Amsterdam's regional court said that Black Pete gave rise to racial stereotyping and ordered a review of the festival.
I think we're going to see probably about a hundred million euros in reparations going to the people of the Indonesia, some of the islands, you know, the Netherlands of course ran the East Asia Company, the Dutch did, and they shipped the slaves along with the Brits, so everyone has to pay.
Everyone's got to pay.
I'm not quite sure who they're gonna pay, but they'll pay.
It will pay.
You can be sure it's going to end up in someone's pocket.
Yep.
So that's what we see.
Now, sometimes it takes a while.
Well, it always takes a while.
Way too far ahead of the curve.
We are a bit ahead of the curve, aren't we?
Then we do have a little bit of COVID stuff.
Uh, there was a symposium run by, uh, uh, Ron Johnson.
Is he a Senator?
Ron Johnson?
I think he's a Senator.
Yeah.
You know, I had some clips of this and I did, I screwed them up.
So, uh, but there was a dynamite clip.
Very clippable.
Ron Johnson.
Okay.
Ron Johnson.
I thought the audio kind of sucked on this thing.
Oh, I had good audio.
The recording I saw, I have one clip, but the recording I didn't think was all that great.
So you had good audio.
Crap.
I had good eye, but I don't have it.
I just sound like a fisherman.
Look at the size of the fish I almost caught.
But let me just say a couple of things.
This is Ron Johnson's.
Screw you.
Yeah.
Because Ron, they tried to rouse that guy from his office.
I have to look at where he's from.
Wisconsin.
He almost lost his bid.
They smeared him.
And he is now on a rampage.
And for good reason.
He's a decent guy.
He's great to get clips from.
He's an observant, good guy.
And so he put this together.
He brought all the usual suspects together.
He did.
You did.
All extreme.
All of them.
All of them.
I got a clip of Ed Dowd.
Ed Dowd is the guy that used to work at Blackrock.
And he is the one that has been looking at the excess mortality.
Des.
Yeah, excess mortality.
Des.
Des, des.
And so I have that clip for you.
My story's pretty simple.
Our story's pretty simple.
Is that the audio you have?
My audio is much better than that, sorry.
Is this audible enough for you or should I not even play it?
No, I can hear it.
We saw 2020 pre-vaccine and 2021 and 2022 post-vaccine.
There was a mixed shift from 2020 to 21 of excess mortality from old to young.
So in 2020 it was mostly old people.
We also saw a mixed shift in disabilities starting to rise in May of 21.
Um, the excess mortality has shifted so much so that it's, uh, it's pretty phenomenal what you see here in the charts before you.
This is not my data.
This is the Society of Actuaries.
In 2021, in ages 25 through 64, the employer... What are actuaries?
It has something to do with the insurance industry.
Yeah, I think it's the insurance guys.
In ages 25 through 64, the employed people of our nation covered under group life, they experienced a 40% excess mortality.
As quoted by a CEO of an insurance company, just a 10% increase in excess mortality is a three standard deviation event or once in a 200 year flood.
So 40 is off the charts.
What's interesting about this is that the general overall population experienced 32% excess mortality.
This group life policy holder subset is much healthier in general than the overall population as done by previous studies.
They experienced mortality 30 to 40% fat of the general population.
So something flipped in 2021 by eight points.
I wonder what that could be.
No idea.
So I think the CIA Should get out of, just dump its Moderna stocks.
There's going to be lawsuits flying every which way.
And it's not going to be about, you know, the suits aren't going to be, they're going to first, here's how it's going to go.
They're going to start suing doctors.
And they're going to start.
Yeah.
The doctors are liable.
So the doctors will start getting sued.
And then the big boys, there's the Sutter Health and all these other operations will start getting sued.
Many of them being sued by their own doctors.
And then they're going to say, wait a minute, this is what we were told by.
Then they're going to start suing the government, which you really can't do.
And they can't sue the vaccine companies.
But they're going to make a big deal.
They're going to sue them for something else.
You won't sue them for liability.
You'll sue him for other kinds of damages, for false advertising, maybe FTC violations, who knows?
But it's going to start flying, and that means Moderna's going to take a huge hit.
Get your money out of that company.
Or short it, if you're into that.
I don't think the CIA shorts any.
That would be interesting.
Why not?
Why not?
Because they're part owners of that operation.
They are, In-Q-Tel, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
Just a little friendly advice.
Another thing that's going to crop up, which also will result ultimately in lawsuits one way or the other, is of course now the generally accepted knowledge that this was released from a lab and that the Chinese and we had something to do with it.
And I just love this little short clip from W.I.O.N.
even though they got rid of Parky Schwarma.
I miss her.
But they got a good replacement.
Sounds just like her.
Was the Chinese Covid an intelligence failure or a blatant lie?
What?
It's almost the same, isn't it?
She's almost identical, only you heard she's, this girl's a little, I think she's slightly clearer.
She, she is and the way I hear her is she's a mix of a parkishwama and the money honey.
Does she sound a little bit like... Oh yes she does, now that you mention it.
What's her name?
What's her name?
Maria.
Maria Bartiromo.
Bartiromo.
She's like the Indian Maria Bartiromo.
Was the Chinese COVID an intelligence failure or a blatant lie?
We know that China covered up the outbreak to protect its own image.
But was the United States an instrument in this cover-up?
How much has the world been forced to pay up because of this very cover-up?
These are uneasy questions, and many are afraid to ask.
But on this show, we are not.
Tonight, I have some tough questions for every world leader, every policymaker that is watching us right now.
What is it that they are afraid of?
Or rather, whom are they afraid of?
I ask this because, once again, a person with close knowledge of what was happening in the Wuhan Institute of Virology has come forward to say that COVID-19 was made in a Chinese lab and that the United States was hand in glove.
Yeah, yeah!
Hand in glove!
Hand in glove, everybody!
Hand in glove.
Of course, this is about as old a news story to us as possible.
And I will say we lost listeners over this as well.
Probably a few.
No, we lost.
Two interesting news articles.
It's all in the show notes.
By the way, I'd like to point out...
That we have some excellent search engines.
Bingit.io is your main place.
Bingit.io.
Anything you want to find, it's there.
It is so... Thank you for the producers who put this together.
It is so... Our show notes are indexed, archived, and searchable.
So, these will also be findable.
New York Times today.
COVID-19 isn't a pandemic of the unvaccinated anymore.
Thanks, New York Times.
We don't have to read that one.
And sad news, Rod Stewart reveals his 11-year-old son collapsed and was rushed to the hospital with a suspected heart attack because that happens to 11-year-olds all the time.
All the time.
That's too bad.
Yeah, it's shite, man.
It's really shite.
It's very bad.
Of course, it's gotten to the point where me and Mimi, you know, she's always talking about who died.
And I said, oh, Vax.
I know!
Well, Kirstie Alley died and we were shocked.
I love Kirstie Alley, not Vax.
Definitely not vaccinated.
What doesn't come up in any of those reports about her, Mimi brought, in fact, I didn't even think about it, Mimi said she was a Scientologist.
Yup.
She, a big time Scientologist, at the point where she probably wouldn't even take a diagnosis for- Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
No.
Let alone take drugs.
Yeah.
They're worse than the Amish.
So she wouldn't get- What?
They're worse than the Amish.
Well, in terms of being jabbed, yeah.
They won't take it.
Yeah, they will not take a vaccine.
So she didn't get vaccinated.
So you can't say vaxxed.
I know, but still it's the first thing you hear.
Whenever, I mean, it's horrible.
Oh, so-and-so died.
Vaxxed, vaxxed, vaxxed.
I can't help myself.
I feel horrible.
The same thing.
I feel horrible.
I mean, somebody died recently, and I went and did the research on when they got died, and it was a month before the vax came out.
It couldn't be the vax.
I feel so bad to do that.
And there are friends and family, my whole family's been vaxed.
I pray for them, like, oh my goodness, please don't let this happen to them.
Shit.
If anybody wants to track it down, find that Ron Johnson... It's in the show notes.
I got it in the show notes.
Yeah, and it's not a hearing.
It's actually a... It's more like a symposium.
It's a symposium.
You should go watch this thing.
You have all the players Summarizing all this stuff and including Malone was there with his, you know, Johnson couldn't shut him up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he couldn't stop talking.
It's basically the Woodstock of Vax.
Let's be honest about it.
Totally.
So it's, if you want to get, you'll get a kick out of it.
Let's put it that way.
I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
I never got to go back to the spreadsheet.
They had a news story recently on one of the local stations about guys like us.
And it was like, this guy, you know... Guys like us?
Well, there's a lot of guys like us who didn't get vaxxed.
And so you have this story that goes, so-and-so Bill Jones, he didn't get vaxxed, he was bragging about it.
And now he's got COVID!
Now he's dead!
He's dead!
He's dead!
Yeah, let's not die and give them that satisfaction, okay?
Not now.
I don't have any intent on getting a cold.
I don't get sick.
Yeah, me neither, brother.
I'm pretty healthy.
So what are we going to do here?
We're just going to go through the, so on 1508 on the spreadsheet, we're just going to do the producers like we normally do.
You know, we've got started.
Okay, I'll do 1508, you do 1509 and we'll split 15.
You got it.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's go.
We got QQ, who's the top of our list in Key West, Florida, and he sent $100 in.
Marjorie Santelli, Kirtland, Ohio, $100.
Barron Latican, good old Barron Latican in Houston, Texas, $100.
John Robinet, $100.
Kevin McLaughlin, $8008 in Locust, North Carolina.
Oops.
Melanie Lawson in St.
Great Britain, 75.
Jim Boreth is 6666 in North Wales, Pennsylvania.
Craig Kohler in Evansville, Indiana, 6502.
Jamie Buell in Vista, California.
6-0-0-6, Small Boobs.
Peter Chong in Lakewood, Washington.
It's 55-10.
Brian Furley.
55-10.
Edward Kazzaja.
Brian Furley, 55, 10.
Edward Cazaja, Cazaja, Cazaja, Cazaja. In Mechanicsville, Virginia, 55.
Troy Funderburk, fabulous name. In Spokane, Washington, 55.
Scott Nelson in Council Bluffs, Iowa, 50.01.
And then now we have $50 donors.
I'll just read them off one after the other with the location if I have it.
Andrew Garland in Ocala, Florida.
Chris Goodman in Leander, Texas.
Ann Williams in Sydney, Australia.
Amy Zipkin in Greensboro, Georgia.
Ray Howard in Kremling, Colorado.
Kim Winship in Rancho Santa Fe.
Brent Schicke in Lake Worth, Florida.
Herbert Hess in Spring.
Spring Texas.
Uh, Facelove Company, LLC.
Facelove.
I love your face too, company.
Hey, Facelove.
Hey, Facelove.
Facelove here, Colin.
Uh, Costa Mesa, California.
Jill Woods in Ocean Grove, New Jersey.
Kyle Kyle Mann in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Christian Ornelia in Willow Spring, North Carolina.
Dotted Mind, Dotted Mind in Lincoln, UK.
Clara Thornhill, there's a lot of 50s in Toronto, Ontario.
Andrew Sawyer in Duncan, BC.
Yeah, Tony Lang in Castle Pines, Colorado.
Justin Heiner in Vine Grove, Kentucky.
A pro-flooring LLC in Viroqua, Wisconsin.
You got a floor to be floored, you got a pro to do it.
Towchester Abbey Preceptory in Castaia, California.
Tauchester, I think.
James Sharametta in Napanuck.
Kurt Patrick in Nainemo, Canada.
Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana.
Ricky Worthy in San Lorenzo, California, right down the street.
Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina.
And last but not least, Aichi Kitagawa in San Francisco.
All $50 donors want to thank each and every one of them making this show or making that show happen.
And thank you to our producers for Show 1509.
We have Lydia Terry of Clifton Park, New York, 133.33.
Carl Nagel, San Diego, 100.
Want to de-douching?
Hold on a second, man.
Let me get your...
You've been de-douched.
Dame Janet and Sir Island Dog in Watkinsville, Georgia.
Thank you.
That's $100.
Eric Dunlap, El Cerrito, California.
$180.66 for Adam Frederick from Orange, Vermont.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin.
He's always there.
Locust, North Carolina.
$8008.
Lover America and boobs, of course.
Sir Galteron of the Gutland in Luden, Lange.
Is that...
Luxembourg.
Luxembourg, yeah.
Yes, 8008, thank you.
Sir Herb Lamb, Duke of the Deep South, Sugar Hill, Georgia, 8008.
Lots of boobs there.
Lacey B, Lake Hills, Wisconsin, 77.77.
Striper, thank you.
Wayne Cartini, Torrington, Connecticut, 7421.
Tony Z, Albuquerque, New Mexico, with $66.66.
He keeps doing that.
Matthew Hollinger, Melbourne, Florida, $55.
We've got Michael Gates, Parts Unknown, $52.80.
And then the $50, Matthew Januszewski from Chicago, Alex Zavala from Kyle, Texas.
Villarreal, Villarreal.
We've got Fred Hadley from Toledo, Ohio.
Jason Brown, Guntersville, Alabama.
Matthew Smith from Colchester, Great Britain.
Phillip Kuzmanowski in Austin, Texas.
Ryan Tiernan, Providence, Rhode Island.
Jonathan Ferris in Liberal, Kansas.
Jonathan Meyer in Xenia, Ohio.
Edward Mazurek in Memphis, Tennessee.
Julie Kufal in San Antonio, Texas.
Mansoor Raad in Alpharetta, Georgia.
Oops, that's it.
I went too far.
I'm sorry.
I went too far.
I'm a noob.
What can I say?
All right, now we're going to go to 1510.
Yeah, that'll be easy to do.
Very short.
Shortest ever!
I think some are missing, though.
I think some are missing, so there's maybe missing in action here.
We'll make good if we have to.
Let's start with Kerry Jackson, who came in from Watertow, or maybe Watertown.
It must be Watertown.
I just have my cells too small.
Yeah, Watertown, Tennessee, 100.
Dave Scanlon in Milwaukee.
No, really?
Milwaukee, Oregon?
Never heard of that.
That's weird.
I never heard of that.
But it says Milwaukee, Oregon.
Sir Jamo of North Central Idaho in Lewiston, 6933.
Andrew Ross in South Charleston, Ohio, 6666.
Seabrook, Texas brings us Ryan Murph, 6666, Joseph Ornelas, Ornelas, Ornelas, I think, in Valparaiso, Indiana.
Welcome back, Adam, 5110.
CAPIC Chiropractic, PLLC, whatever that is.
I don't know.
It's in CAPIC, Michigan.
It's a new entity.
It's a new entity.
I've never heard of it.
That's 50 bucks, and the following are all 50 bucks.
All three of them.
All three, yeah.
Sir Jason DeLuzio on Miami Beach, and Jason Frazier in Atlanta, Georgia.
And these are all the people that helped us.
There's more that are missing from this one, I'm sure.
Q1, I didn't get these numbers.
Q1.
We got it.
We got it.
Q1 is going to be done.
Q1 is going to be done.
Thank you all so much.
Thank you for supporting the show.
Thank you for support.
Thank you for all the lovely notes.
I really appreciate it.
I feel loved.
I really do.
And if you'd like to love us, if you want to support the Noah Agenda Show, become a producer, go to this lovely website with a jingle.
I hit you with a good karma.
Everyone needs some of that.
You've got karma.
Hey, here's the list we have.
Dame Beth celebrated on the 2nd of December.
Andrew Garland turned 53 on the 7th.
And Richard Bangs, Dirty Dick Bangs, happy birthday to his son, Bert Bangs, turned 7 on December 7th.
That's yesterday.
And Hans says happy birthday to his dad, Helmut Lux, 66, on December 8th.
Happy birthday from everybody yesterday.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
Don't gather round douchebags, producers and slaves.
As we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave.
And some of us, some of them nights, some of them days.
For the times that are a-changin'.
And... Oh shit.
Alright, there it is.
Okay, we'll be taking a break.
We'll be back.
No, let's just go.
Let's just do it.
I'll go all the way through.
It'll take me 15... It'll take me 15 minutes to do it.
That's why you're trying to sound like Dylan.
Go on.
My teeth just fell out.
Seriously, my front teeth just fell out, so I'm just gonna go.
If you don't mind... You sound fine, and this is distressing.
You're telling me I sound fine?
Well, now you don't when you make a point of trying to... So it literally just fell out now.
We're so close to the end, let's just keep it going.
Let's see how well I do.
We have some knights.
So, let's get out the blades here.
There you go.
You got a blade?
Yeah, right here.
Okay, alright.
Up on the podium please, Dan Dudas.
Kyle Maxwell.
And, uh, Matthew Meyer and Robert Brousseau, all of you who supported the Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
I'm very proud to pronounceicate you as Sir Cyber, Black Knight of the Patio Igloo, Sir Kyle Maxwell, Sir WD-40 Forever of the Fog City, and Sir Rob, Francophile of Picni.
Uh, for you, we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay.
We've got some extra special requests for some slab of bone-eared ribs and Dr. Pepper, mint, it's So, while you're consuming that mutton and mead, you could go to noahjennation.com slash rings.
We also got some mutton and mead if you want it right here.
That sounds ridiculous.
Right here at the round table.
So while you're consuming that mutton and mead, you could go to noagenation.com slash rings.
Let us know where to send that to.
And we'll be happy to send that out along with your ring.
You'll also have your wax to seal your important correspondence with, and obviously your certificate of authenticity.
And thank you all very much for supporting the best podcast in the universe, The Noah Jenner Show!
Noah Jenner Meetups!
Like a party!
Just like it was in Austin.
Here's the latest Austin meetup report.
I was lost, but now I'm found at the Austin Sane in the Membrane meetup.
It's a real good.
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The stars at night are big and bright.
We've been in the heart of Texas.
In the morning!
Good morning!
Sir Brian with an I here.
I am here to find me a spook.
Oh, who's that over there?
And this is Sir Thoth of Valhalla, otherwise known as Josh Cox.
We have a headcount of about 15 here at Golden Acres tonight.
Beautiful evening.
This is Chris Baker.
Please listen to my podcast called the Fountainhead Forum.
Happy St.
Nicholas Day.
We're here at the Noah Genovita.
Hi, this is James in Austin.
I just want to say in the morning!
Brooke from Austin, ITM.
Todd from Austin.
Tim from Austin.
Loca!
Pat from Smithville.
This is Baron Scott of the No Agenda Armory.
The good news is that my quest for deer meat has finally been closed.
Thank you for your courage.
Ah, good old Baron Scott.
Always rocking the meat-ups in Austin with his wife, so appreciate that.
We have a promo from the North Idaho Sanity Brigade.
Twas roughly ten nights before Christmas, and throughout Gitmo Nation, slaves and plebs were making donations.
Fantasies of muddin' and mead danced through their minds while the voice of John C. Dvorak expounded on the best red wines.
Douchebags, producers, and slaves met in bars, restaurants, and caves, despite the dire warnings of dangerous new strains.
And something, something, something else about the Knights and Dames before Christmas.
Come join the North Idaho Sanity Brigade in their holiday festivities at the Selkirk Abbey on December 15th.
There's still hope for the Pacific Northwest.
There is.
And here's what's coming up Meetup-wise tomorrow, the big friendly meetup before the holiday rush, 6 o'clock Central, the Ice House Project, Edmonton, Oklahoma.
On Saturday, the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, 1 o'clock at Miller's Ale House in Mont Laurel Township, New Jersey.
We have the Cheesy Spotsy Holiday Meetup at 5.30 in Gore Melts, Fredericksburg, Virginia.
This is getting pretty bad.
Also on Saturday, the Second Saturday Slave Soiree, Dick's Primal Burgers in Portland, Oregon.
And on Sunday, next show, the Sawmill Meetup and Soiree.
Really, they have two in a row?
Hmm.
Sawmill, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Oh, that's a different one.
Another soiree.
The Central Ohio Meetup, 2 o'clock on next Sunday at Ruckmore Pub in Columbus, Ohio.
And we have the Zapekist Hoei Hoei Meetup, 3 o'clock Amsterdam time in Amstelveen in the Netherlands.
Definitely go check that out.
These are the... That's all I can read for right now.
The No Agenda Meetups.
If you'd like to find out where they are going to be near you, it's noagendameetups.com.
If you can't attend one, just start one yourself.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Trick it up.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Although you amuse yourself, You actually sound pretty... You can fake it.
You could go around without the teeth.
I really don't think I can really fake it very well.
Well, now you're exaggerating.
I am not exaggerating.
Thank you for being a dick!
No, you sounded fine.
You do a... I saw you faking your F's.
I'm not faking anything!
You did it right there.
You made an F sound.
You're telling me that I'm faking that?
No, you're sounding normal.
I don't know why this is insulting to you.
But you sound fine.
I don't sound fine.
You sound fine.
Alright, well I definitely hear it and it's not pleasant.
Well, there's moments in there that it sounds like you're maybe a little, maybe had one too many, but that's all it sounds like.
It doesn't sound like me.
Okay.
All right.
Well, good.
Then I don't have to wear them anymore.
I'm good to go.
And I look so fucking attractive.
Thanks, John.
I feel great.
Appreciate that, bro.
Here's my ISO.
Here's my ISO.
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
That's all I got.
That's my entire ISO collection.
That sucks.
Okay, I got three.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, alright.
I got Chinese.
I like that one.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Pretty good.
I got dead at home.
Found dead at home.
Okay, yeah.
And then Nancy.
Not this time, Nancy boy.
Ooh, I think that's the one.
Wouldn't you say?
Yeah, I think, I think.
Yeah, it's, it's well, and I'll say a couple of things people like to give us clips they should, they should note.
Why is this one picked?
It's clear.
Yeah, exactly.
That's very important.
Very important.
Very important.
All right, I gotta go.
I gotta put these things, it hurts.
Okay, it's hurting these, he's hurting this poor guy.
Help Bob with some donations.
You whore.
You're such a whore.
You're a whore.
Stop it.
You're a whore.
No, it's for Adam.
The guy is killing himself to do this show.
It's unbelievable.
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And we will return.
Oh wait, end of show mixes.
I'm going to play a little bit of Do The One with the No Agenda openings.
Then I'm going to play some Matty J and some Dee's Laughs to top it off.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're getting the rain we so need so much.
Thank you, rain sticks.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday with newly cemented teeth.
I had 26 hours.
It lasted longer than expected.
Until then, remember us at dvorak.org slash NA.
We'll talk to you on Sunday.
Say adios, mofos, and such, and hooey, hooey!
Ah, ah, ah.
Oh, oh!
Ooh!
Oh, that's so funny!
What else did you do?
The end, or the end of the beginning, or the beginning of the end.
Baseless, baseless, baseless.
Oh, we're all gonna die.
Oh, you're gonna get it.
Oh, wear a mask.
Bye!
Bye!
Whoo, baby, this is so much cooler.
Oh, high fives!
That's not good enough!
Show him the anal swab!
How ya doin', Pickles?
33, 66, two shots, four weeks, six weeks, booster!
Just jab him with this and that and see what happens.
See which ones go nuts and which ones grow a second head.
I actually like my iPhone.
I don't want to piss anybody off.
Oh, then I might get the new beta.
Pull my mask over my nose.
He's the Milli Vanilli of COVID.
Normal.
Take a look around, Anabash.
Nothing's normal.
Everyone's doing a podcast.
Hello.
Oh, you're talking about some of the woman's appearance, woman's appearance.
Oh, there's a flat rock.
Stop it.
Hey, look at me.
I got a Ferrari.
Step aside.
I just want to be safe.
Oh, there's a flat rock.
They're amazing at tracking data.
Hello.
Cancel culture is communist.
Oh, we have a violation!
Okay, you will all suffer!
You are being tokenized as we speak.
A lot of brisket today.
The podcast story that you picked up on your vacation.
Oh, it wasn't that great in hindsight.
Oh, no!
Hey, Bill, what happened to Jim?
He's dead?
Oh, the vaccine must have been working.
Just get what you can, get what you can, get what you can.
They're all the same.
Get what you can, get what you can.
Oh, you want the city to clean up the poop.
You're like a spandex granny.
I'll tell you what, I'm gonna go do that, my gum.
Let the shaming begin, Manitoba.
I can't get on, I can't post, blah blah blah.
I hate this, I hate dogs, I hate people, I didn't like it.
Lock it down, lock down, stay at home order.
Is that the guy whose head ended up on a turtle?
We're gonna get you vaccinated and my dog is gonna lick your face if you even just sign up and get on the system.
The pretty girls are inside.
Eat a cicada.
I want you to put it in your mouth.
Okay, you getting that, Bill?
You getting to film it?
We do a pretty good job, you know.
We check all that shit out.
Oh, no!
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
Oh, I'm so excited!
My, uh... uh... I have a... an actual knob.
You gotta train the nub.
I have a shotgun by my side and the hound dog with me.
What happens to the poop?
I'm a podcaster, dammit, not a TikToker.
Organize your next insurrection with this phone!
No one will know!
They got low IQ and that's why they're not taking the vaccine.
Oh my god!
They test after you're dead.
Have more kids.
Have more kids.
Jeffrey Toobin's gonna be on a Zoom call.
You might get lucky.
What?
My Sparky died?
Fabulous!
These papers look very good.
Oh!
Eureka!
Oh wow!
Yeah, the way it was and what we're supposed to do was not quite the way it worked out.
Adam Curie, Heinz 557.
Don't take force medicine.
The superheroes, the scientists.
These attacks on me, quite frankly, are attacks on science.
Science.
They don't trust science because science is increasingly untrustworthy.
There is no variant that we have identified that escapes the protection of our vaccines.
Trust the scientists.
Science is mainly about gaining power.
Glacier science.
Sexist.
Co-opt the force of the scientific endeavor for your political ambitions.
The majority of glaciological knowledge that we have today stems from knowledge created by men about men.
Climate change can exacerbate the risk of sexual and gender-based violence.
Scientists who created and approved this vaccine.
Only through science can we cure diseases and save the only planet we've got.
90% effectiveness, you know, good enough.
Science is not really about truth.
I trust vaccines.
Listen to experts and listen to science.
Scientific research about young kids and their gender.
You can be a woman with female genitalia and be XY.
I'm a biologist.
A scientific technological elite.
They don't believe in science.
Science, science, science.
An existential threat to us as human beings.
Some of my best friends are scientists.
And I love them.
Scientists have failed.
Science is the answer.
We have to listen to the scientists.
I trust science.
I trust their science.
You're really attacking not only Dr. Anthony Fauci, you're attacking science.
Let's all just do what we need to do this holiday season.
They are going to kill us all.
Are you happy?
Absolutely.
I'm just here.
It's difficult to make me unhappy.
Now, I can deal with frustrations, but when those frustrations are, it's like when you've allowed people to be in your life that shouldn't be there, and then they do the thing you knew they were going to do, and you're screaming at them, but you really need to scream at yourself.
Yeah, so you realize anything that's like anger or frustration, that's something that's wrong with you that needs to be dealt with.
Yeah.
What do we have in store?
Yeah, it was just on InfoWars.
Me and more lovin' Nazis.
Yo, why you say that for?
If I told you once, then I told you twice.
COVID boxed you into a jab.
Treatin' citizens just like mice.
Like the truth, when it nourishes your soul.
It may hurt the heart sometimes, but it never gets old.
I'd rather hurt my heart like that, than with a smart dart, or a clock shot, or the woke poke.
What about Doug Ford and the jab?
Dad movies are an expression of the gift.
Gab's sad, it's so sad, man, it's not going away.
Turning back to the good world, because we know that he just saves.
Government rather give you a pill to kill.
Depression is when you mill around, taking a round pill just to kill.
The thought of working at the mill, listen to me, what am I trying to shill?
Still, the MJC's a king of credit with no edit, no agenda, yo.
One thing I have not done, I've never pretended to be a police officer.
And I've never, I've never threatened to shoot a gun with the police.
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