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Everybody's a Nazi.
Adam Curry.
John C. Dvorak.
It's Sunday, August 14th, 2022.
This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1477.
This is no agenda.
Unleaded, level-headed, and podcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we all want to see the affidavit.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's crackpot and buzzkill.
In the morning.
Really?
That's all you can think of there in California?
Wow.
Affidavit.
Affidavit, man.
Affidavit.
This is the point.
This is the problem.
This is the problem with the M5M.
They're obfuscating the biggest news of the century.
Monkeypox 2.
No!
Here at home, a major shift in the CDC's COVID guidelines.
The agency says there's no longer a need to quarantine after coming in close contact with someone who's infected.
Also, the agency says Americans no longer need to keep six feet of social distancing.
Officials say the changes were announced in part because an estimated 95% of Americans 16 and older have acquired some form of immunity.
Masks are still recommended in high transmission communities.
Yeah.
Well, they're kind of burying the lead, which is there's no longer a difference, according to the CDC, between vaccinated and unvaccinated people.
Done.
Obviously.
I know, and of course you want to... But there's a little kicker there, there's a little kicker in there.
Yeah, I'm not, you know, I'm not so sure.
I mean, that's... Did you read the CDC recommendation?
Because it really is... That's all they've been talking about.
It's incredibly clear.
Well, here, I have a couple of quick clips.
These are just short ones and we'll be done with it.
Because it's important.
Also this morning, the COVID pandemic appears to be entering a new phase.
New phase!
The CDC's announcement of sweeping updates to its guidelines.
Sweeping.
They touch on everything from quarantining to masking.
Joining us now to help break it all down, NBC's senior medical correspondent, Dr. John Torres.
Always good to have you, sir.
Good morning.
So let's start with some recommendations for quarantining.
If you're exposed and you test positive, what's changed here and what's prompted the change?
One of the biggest things that's changed is what happens if you're exposed and you don't test positive because what they're saying right now is before they divided in between vaccinated and unvaccinated.
If you're unvaccinated, you had to go into quarantine.
Well, they've dropped that.
They put everybody on an equal basis and now they're saying if you're exposed, don't have symptoms, then go ahead and wear a mask out and about, but you want to wear a high quality mask for 10 days.
Test at day five.
If you test positive, then obviously you go ahead and go into isolation.
If you test negative, Continue to wear that well-fitting, high-quality mask for the next five days, but you don't have to quarantine anymore, vaccinated or unvaccinated.
I love this new high-quality mask that I'm hearing about everywhere.
You know, what happened to the N95?
That was simple, everyone got it, you need an N95.
Why is it now a high-quality mask?
Is there a new mask on the market?
Is there a new one coming?
I know, but it's so funny to watch, see people out and about... With high-quality masks?
In the open air, walking down the street by themselves, wearing one of those duck masks.
Just like, what's wrong with you?
I got two clips on this.
CDC lies.
This is on New Tang Dynasty.
Okay.
The CDC is admitting it gave false information about analyzing vaccine data.
It happened multiple times, but the agency says it didn't do so on purpose.
Here's that story.
The CDC has a team that analyzes reports submitted to the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System, also called VAERS.
The team is supposed to study post-vaccine heart inflammation related to vaccines.
In July, the Epoch Times submitted a Freedom of Information request to the CDC for all reports from that team.
The CDC then said there weren't any from before October 2021, and that a connection between myocarditis and mRNA COVID-19 vaccines was not known at that time.
That statement was false.
Months before October 2021, the CDC had already acknowledged a connection between heart inflammation and COVID-19 vaccines.
A spokeswoman then said the team began analyzing myocarditis in May 2021.
She added that no CDC employees intentionally provided false information.
The CDC still hasn't released the report.
Then there's data mining.
The CDC said in January 2021 that it would perform a specific type of data mining analysis on VAERS reports called Proportional Reporting Ratio, or PRR.
But when a non-profit asked for the results, the CDC said they didn't run any PRRs.
As for clarification, the head of the VAERS team told the Epoch Times that they started performing PRRs in February 2021.
The CDC is now saying that both the original response and the head's clarification were false.
They lied!
I don't know why but there's a short follow-up to that clip.
They now say they started performing PRRs more than a year later in March of this year and they stopped at the end of July.
The CDC hasn't released those reports either.
A spokeswoman said they misinterpreted the question earlier.
Oh, I misinterpreted.
What?
Hey, do you have any PRR reports?
Uh, yeah, no.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, what?
Not intentionally.
I mean, what?
But here's the, that's, this is exactly the problem.
Everybody wants to affidavit, which now gives me some reason to believe that might also have been important to have this dumb raid.
We'll get to that.
You know, because, hey, this is the only benefit.
The only difference between myself and a vaccinated person is that person can get myocarditis.
I mean, if that's the benefit you're looking for, then it's beautiful.
Everything else is equal.
Two more short clips on this.
Dr. John, there's a lot of parents of little kids, I think us included, who might be confused with all this stuff coming and feeling like a contradiction to what we might have heard before.
What would you say to the parents?
What I would say is, you know, look at these new guidelines, because they have changed for a couple of reasons.
Number one, you know, we're two and a half years into the pandemic, and the CDC is also saying 95% of us have some level of immunity, either from vaccines or prior infections.
And so we're at that stage now where we can pull back a little bit.
And for schools in particular, they're saying that the rules aren't quite the same they were before.
Hmm, not quite the same.
Whatever that means.
Well, here it is.
Yeah, I was going to ask you, what is the CDC position now on masking in schools?
A lot of kids started school this week, so what are the schools supposed to do?
So right now, what they're saying is children in school only have to mask in certain situations.
Number one, they're really emphasizing community levels.
If there's a high community level and it's a high-risk activity, wrestling games, indoor concerts, those types of things, you want to wear a mask.
Wait a minute, did he say wrestling games?
What did he say?
It would be wrestling, games, indoor competition level, and it's a high-risk activity.
Wrestling games, indoor competition.
Who comes up with that?
High-risk activity.
What could we come up with?
Wrestling games.
Huh?
Well.
That's weird.
Despite the fact that his usage is skewed, who is going to go wrestling, which is one of the most strenuous sports you can imagine, with a mask on?
Oh, hello, Jimmy Superfly.
Oh, different wrestling, I'm sorry.
So, uh, that's idiotic.
Of course it's idiotic.
I don't mean to joke you, the reference is beyond me.
Yeah, no, I guess you never watched wrestling back in the day.
I watched wrestling.
You know Superfly?
You don't remember Jimmy Superfly?
No, that was back in the day where all the wrestlers were local.
We had our guy out here before the WWF came along or the WWE.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Jimmy Superfly.
I don't remember him being one of the hotshots.
Yeah, he would get up on the ropes and then he'd do a swan dive.
Well, he started it.
He's the OG Superfly.
No, he's not the OG for that.
That goes back to the 60s.
Listen, stick with your sumo, okay?
I'm telling you.
We had Ray Stevens.
Yeah, we had Ray Charles.
I mean, come on.
Wrestling games, indoor concerts, those types of things, you want to wear a mask.
Also in the nurse's office, because that's a health care setting and somebody could be sick there.
But for the most part, you don't have to wear a mask.
And if children are exposed, they no longer have to test to stay or stay home.
They can go to school as long as they wear a high quality, well-fitting mask.
And at day five, they test.
Again, again, the high quality mask.
I think No Agenda Shop should make some new masks that just has printed on it, high quality mask.
Absolutely.
That is a marketing... Genius.
...genius force right there when you see it.
Right on the front of the mask it says high quality.
High quality.
No, high quality mask.
Yeah, it should have all three words.
Just in case anyone wonders.
Yeah.
What do you wear on the high quality mask?
Oh, hold on a second.
I have a genius idea.
Hold on.
Let's see.
Can we, can I get in quick enough here?
Why don't we see if we can get HighQualityMask.com?
That may be the answer.
HighQualityMask.com.
Let's see.
High quality.
Make sure I spelled it right.
Let's see.
Are we lucky?
Are we lucky?
Let's see.
Yeah!
Nailed it!
Buy it!
Buy it!
Nailed it!
Nailed it!
another $3 a year for it.
Woo!
So it should say high quality mask.
And it should have underneath the URL, highqualitymasks.com, which of course will go to noagendashow.net.
It's the best marketing gag in the universe.
Now maybe we should just send it back to the No Agenda shop.
When they put the high quality masks out here.
Okay, so now we have to kind of transition because there's a lot of things happening.
You have no more CDC COVID?
No, I have COVID.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, we're transitioning to COVID.
Yeah, well, I got COVID.
I got COVID.
I got the monkey pox.
I got the polio.
I got everything.
I'm a mess.
So myocarditis, we know that you can get that from the COVID vaccine.
That is now admitted.
It was known when they said they didn't know.
We just heard that.
We have to trust New Tang Dynasty.
Let's have a quick listen to the king, Peter McCullough, regarding monkeypox vaccine.
Shockingly, when the monkeypox story started to evolve, we heard a report that the U.S.
government had actually purchased 13 million doses of the JYNNEOS vaccine.
The JYNNEOS vaccine.
So wait a minute.
The JYNNEOS vaccine was coming along in 2018, 2019, And in fact, this is a live attenuated vaccine.
And with it, in a study of over 3,003 people in the package insert, you know what the trouble is?
Myocarditis or heart inflammation.
And now there is already reports of heart inflammation with this vaccine.
Keeneth and colleagues, reported in 2018 heart damage with the product in a young man age 36.
Now the interesting thing is clinically though, the people who are at risk for dying are young individuals with HIV.
We can't use live attenuated viruses in people with HIV because they're immunocompromised.
Ironic!
So just tell me that I'm not nuts and that this is some sick joke Where the whole marketing effort of the monkeypox vaccine was towards highly sexually active men who have sex with men.
And there's probably a likelihood of HIV, which is pretty much undetectable because of the prep.
And people do live normal lives, but they're compromised, perhaps, from it, also compromised being double-boosted, double-jabbed, and then we're going to market something which has known side effect of myocarditis, which some of them may already have?
This is... This is... Gayicide!
Yeah, when I heard this, I heard this clip too, and I heard this clip, I said, yeah, it looks like that, but it's part of the long-term movement away from gays toward queers.
Yeah, but you didn't, they don't have to kill them.
They're killing him.
It's so obvious.
Let's kill him.
Oh my goodness.
My heart hurts when I hear this.
Okay.
Well, good to know everybody.
Thanks for telling us after everyone stood in line for weekends on end.
Weekends on end.
Standing in line like, you know.
I'm in line.
I'm going to get the shot.
Oh man, I get the last shot.
That's great.
I got the last one available.
They only had three million.
Oh, the last one available.
Sad.
Alright, uh, so, uh, Monkeypox.
Vaccine.
Administer with caution.
Now let's go to, to the, the Twin Cities!
London, New York!
My goodness, what's going on?
Public health officials are warning the presence of poliovirus in New York City's wastewater means the disease is likely circulating locally.
They're urging those unvaccinated to get immunized immediately.
In New York City, 86% of kids 5 and under have received three doses of the vaccine.
But in some areas, that number drops below 60%.
This comes just three weeks after a man was paralyzed with polio in Rockland County, New York, the U.S.' 's first case in nine years.
Officials fear hundreds could be infected.
The likely culprit?
Vaccine hesitance.
The polio vaccination rate in Rockland County is just 60 percent, compared to the nearly 79 percent statewide.
Polio used to disable thousands, mostly children, each year.
But was largely eradicated in America through mass vaccination programs starting in the 1950s.
Doctors say people need to be proactive about making sure it doesn't spread.
If we can go back to having very, very high standards with regard to making sure that people are vaccinated and making sure that the immunization rates are better, that's our best method of protection.
And most people who get polio do not have visible symptoms.
About 1 in 4, though, develop flu-like symptoms, including fevers, fatigue, and headaches.
And according to the CDC, about 1 in 200 polio infections leads to paralysis.
Now, let's just talk about this, because there's something missing in these news reports.
And I have a very similar one.
I'm much shorter from the UK.
What's missing is when, did we stop inoculating for polio?
Isn't that a standard, isn't that in the standard package of 60 that every child gets these days?
Well, I think you bring up a good point because there's this, they're inoculating kids for all kinds of crazy things.
Six, like you said, there's like 60 before you're six.
Just one shot after another, after another.
Some parents opt out of a few of them.
But for the most part, everyone's all in and you don't even know what these things are.
They're just one shot after another.
It's a huge number of vaccinations.
When I was a kid, I think we had six.
We had the curia.
Children dropping cough.
I'm sorry, here.
Children usually get the inactivated poliovirus vaccine IPV.
It ages 2 months, 4 months, 6 to 18 months, and 4 to 6 years.
Holy shit!
We got like... Here's a sugar cube, son!
I don't know if they're giving the sugar cube out anymore.
I doubt it.
It was probably some MKUltra experiment.
It had nothing to do with polio.
But my point is, it doesn't appear that we stopped inoculating it.
And I know people are saying, They're getting it from the vaccine!
Maybe.
Maybe.
But all I'm hearing is... Is this in Africa where that looked to be the case?
Sure!
But what I'm hearing them say is, well, the problem here is vaccine hesitancy.
So you're telling me that of all the bullshit they want to give to children, 60 some, on the schedule... And all the bullshit they give to children, not just want to give... That polio... I draw the line at polio.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
It's a report that presents more questions than answers.
It sounds like bullshit.
There's something amiss.
Here's the BBC.
But the discovery of these samples in sewage in London suggests that there is someone out there who has polio.
There are definitely people that have polio inside their body, whether they have what you would necessarily call symptomatic polio.
So there's nobody in London that has been paralysed.
Asymptomatic polio!
But there might be somebody in London that is sick and it's being confused with something else.
But not only do we think that at least one person's got it inside their body, but multiple people have, because this has cropped up more than a hundred times in samples.
So, okay.
We've learned this trick.
Asymptomatic polio.
Huh?
I mean, okay, so I'm just trying to figure out where's this all coming from.
So we have, and I have to kind of go back to the source, our 2012, you know, show, I think it was where we looked at the big Goldman conference for vaccines, the medical conference, and they were all jacked up about all this great stuff.
We're going to give people stuff before they're sick and it's going to be beautiful.
And of course the one shot fits all.
That's always been the dream.
And finally, the Moderna CEO, and we should probably point out that Moderna was financed by Gavi, or it was a Gavi or Cepi, one of these two that is all set up by the Gates Foundation.
So Moderna, they're really, I think, more in the licensing game and Pfizer's in the marketing game.
Moderna, of course, does have its own product to stay reliable, but I think they're just the licensing arm.
Here's the CEO telling us the future.
The future of the COVID vaccine to look like for adults when it comes to schedule, dosage, makeup.
You mentioned basically that you're looking to make sure that folks are protected against multiple different strains, multiple viruses, right?
There are around 10 viruses.
That circulate in the world.
Some of them mutate fast like flu or COVID, some don't.
We think we can put in a single product a lot of mRNAs taking care of all those viruses and that once a year you should be able to get an annual booster, single dose.
that has in the vial all those amounts for all those virus that are, of course, adapted to the strain of a season, like flu, like COVID strain and so on.
And the idea is a bit like the iPhone, where, as we know, a lot of us buy a new iPhone every September, and you get new apps, and you get refreshed apps.
And that's exactly the same idea, which is you'll get COVID and flu and RSV in your single dose, and you'll get what's the best science of the moment, to protect you from the strain circulating now and in the fall winter.
So we can combine all those things and provide to people around the world the annual booster, so only one shot.
So in case it was hard to understand...
Yes.
Why do all these guys sound like Stavros Blofeld from the Bond series?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
What is it with these accents with these guys?
These guys are not trustworthy.
Well, that's... No, that's life imitating art, you know?
Yeah, they're all, they're all...
They all come across as evil.
But I love his, uh, his analogy.
Oh, no, no.
You get one shot a year, and it'll be just like upgrading your iPhone.
It's not like we haven't said immunity as a service.
We've talked about this for two years.
We were onto this game right away.
Immunity as a- and it's- you get- refresh your apps!
Ah!
Refresh your apps.
My goodness.
What bullcrap.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And he says it with a straight face.
It was a scam.
Hold on a second.
So he said there are 10 viruses in the world.
So let's do a little process of elimination.
So the ones that we know that they'll put into their... Because we know there's more than 10 viruses in the world, but go ahead.
Exactly.
Well, so we can start predicting.
So we've got number one, COVID, number two, monkeypox, number three, polio, number four, flu, number five, which you mentioned there, RSV.
So what should the six, seven, eight, nine, and 10 be?
I'm going to say avian flu.
I'm going to say Ebola.
We need three more.
What else do we have?
AIDS?
Let's just throw it in there.
AIDS, HIV.
I need two more, John.
What other horrible diseases?
Because this way we can predict what the next outbreak is.
Actually, HIV has to be in there.
We already had the rare HIV.
In the Netherlands.
Predicting the 10, whatever the 10 are.
It could be 11, it could be 9.
He said 10!
It's just futile.
Okay.
He said 10.
Futile what you're doing.
All right.
Well, I'm expecting Ebola.
There may be a good AIDS outbreak, something like that.
And of course, right now, the... You know what?
There'll be something new.
Scarlet Fever 2.
Ooh, Scarlet Fever!
There'll be something that's new.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, it's a new outbreak of Scarlet Fever 2.
Just showed up in Africa at the Fort Detrick outlet there in the Congo.
The Fort Detrick mall outlet, where everyone picks up their viruses.
Yeah.
Now the World Health Organization, just to reiterate, is now asking for the public's help in renaming the monkeypox.
I thought this was settled with MPX.
I thought this was settled.
We played a clip and a clip and a clip and they renamed it MPX and now all of a sudden they have to rename it again.
Yep, because MPX wasn't right.
They should just name it what they want to call it.
Trump Pox.
That's what they want it to be.
Trump Pox.
Trust me.
If they could have their way, that's what it would be.
And now this thing is confirmed to be passed on to a pet dog for the first time.
Poor dog.
Poor, poor dog.
Who knows what's going on?
You miss a dog with monkey pox?
Oh my god, this thing would be miserable.
Well, have you seen any of the TikTok videos of people with monkey pox?
It's not, it's not cool.
I'm not gonna watch TikTok.
Why would I watch such a thing?
You watch- They're gross!
Yeah, but... Do they show the pubic area with all boils all over the dick or anything?
No, no, no.
That'd be disgusting.
Who wants to see that?
It's just on their face and their hands.
They have nightmares.
And on the chest.
Yeah, there's this one flight attendant who now has to quarantine in his hotel room in, like, Tucson for three weeks.
I guess it takes a long time for monkeypox to end.
Or he just doesn't want it to go out.
I can understand that, too.
Is it all over his face?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, it's on his face.
Not pretty.
That wouldn't be good.
No, not pretty.
Not pretty.
Alright, let's talk, uh, affidavit.
Let's talk about the big raid, baby!
The big raid!
Hello?
Oh, I wish I got on this raid.
Well, I've got all kinds of messages.
Before we go, though, I do want to play this little clip, this little side, since we're talking about the medical thing.
Playing my Fauci effect.
Oh, yeah.
Fauci is out of control.
You've heard this.
Yeah, this is pathetic.
This is a very, very pathetic man.
Here we go.
People go to medical school now.
People are interested in science, not because of me, because people, most people don't know me, who I am.
My friends know me.
My wife knows me.
The Elzebub.
Know me.
It's what I symbolize.
And what I symbolize in an era of the normalization of untruths and lies and all the things you're seeing going on in society from January 6th to everything else that goes on, people are craving for consistency, for integrity, for truth, and for people caring about people.
It's called the Fauci effect, which is sort of like, you know, Yes, trust me, I don't get excited about that.
I mean, it's nice, but... Okay.
There's nothing called the Fauci effect?
Who's he kidding?
I think we actually have a report from a long time ago that might have been called the Fauci effect.
I remember something about it.
But here's the problem.
This is something that if you're a narcissist like Fauci, you want someone else to say about you.
You want the host of this interview to say, hey man, this is fantastic.
This Fauci effect is so cool.
You don't want to give away the name.
It's like, I will never say, oh yeah, I'm the podfather.
No.
I've never done that.
I accept it when people call me that.
But it's lame.
It's incredibly lame.
And it's narcissistic.
Here's the other thing.
When you hear this guy talk, I can't do it, but I'd love to pull it through a processor.
This is the devil speaking.
This is literally the devil.
The devil is lying.
Lying.
to you in this.
Wouldn't you agree?
I want to hear it again because just think this guy has fucking horns and he's got a tripod and he's got a tail and he's ugly and he's breathing fire.
He's the devil and the devil would lie like this.
People go to medical school now.
People are interested in science, not because of me, because people, most people don't know me, who I am.
No, we know.
Antichrist.
People don't.
No, me, it's what I symbolize.
And what I symbolize in an era of the normalization of untruths and lies and all the things you're seeing going on in society from January 6th to everything else that goes on, people are craving for consistency, for integrity, for truth, and for people caring about people.
It's called the Fauci effect, which is sort of like, you know, Trust me, I don't get excited about that.
I mean, it's nice, but... Oh, man.
Yeah, I'm glad you had it.
I saw that you had it, so I didn't clip it myself.
Otherwise, I would have brought it.
It's just mind-boggling.
What lies!
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Well, before we get started on all the affidavit and other stuff, let's play at least one... Oh, yeah, I do have two more things before we go there.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, okay.
Well, why don't you play that?
Because I have a Jean-Pierre who... I guess... What's her name?
She doesn't... She's never... She's not read in on anything.
Oh, let's do Jean-Pierre.
Let's do Jean-Pierre.
We'll move ahead.
I just want to do one.
I got a bunch of them, but this one here I want to play.
Wait a minute.
You have a bunch of Jean-Pierre Karine Abdul Van Damme?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
And this one, JPK, I call him.
JPK.
Here's where she's not read in.
Listen to when he uses the raid word.
I can tell you this.
He was not, uh, aware of, of, of, uh, of, of the, uh, what was it?
The Mar-a-Lago raid?
I don't know what you guys are calling it.
Oh, man!
She screwed that up so bad!
Okay, can I tell you what I think happened?
I think they read her in, and they said, look, these a-holes, Trump called it a raid, it wasn't a raid, we need to diminish that shit, we need to make it sound like these guys made it up, and she completely blows it!
Completely blows it!
Let me hear that again!
Yeah, but you can see her grasping for it.
Because she's, uh, and, uh, uh.
Yes, because she couldn't remember.
She might not have been able to remember the word, or that was her lame-ass attempt at acting, trying to pretend.
What was that?
You know, they've done this before, from the podium.
From the podium.
They've done stuff like, I'm sorry, I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't know, I'm not familiar with the raid.
They have done a number of those.
The redhead used to do constantly, I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's hear this again.
I can tell you this, he was not aware of the, what was it, the Mar-a-Lago raid?
I don't know what you guys are calling it.
You know, they spent a lot of money on training her too.
I heard of like $50,000 in consultants for media training.
Oh, that just makes it worse.
Yes, you're right.
Because what happens when they're over, you know, the implication is constantly, you don't know what you're doing.
You're no good.
It's very hard to, uh, to train somebody using media trainers on somebody that's that That's that bad.
The way to do it is to back off.
Yeah.
And let her become supernatural so she's just like kind of... Yeah, relaxes.
Yeah, if she could relax... Because she relaxes.
She's not gonna ever relax if you got somebody breathing down her neck.
No, she's got to stick up her butt as is, so...
But the problem is, she never got critiqued.
And I feel a little bad for her because she's the product of MSNBC fawning.
Like, oh, she's a black woman and she's smart.
Because that's literally how they would talk about it, with those exact words.
Yep.
She was an MSNBC host.
Not a host, but a guest.
A permanent guest.
And she would say the damnedest stupid things, but they were, oh, and they'd fall all over themselves.
And then she expected just to waltz in here.
With no training whatsoever to actually doing something like this.
She's never been a press secretary.
And look at, she's falling apart over Peter Doocy.
I mean, I like Doocy, but he's not really the predator, like, journalist type.
Yeah, he's not like a costar.
How could she fall apart over that guy?
Like, shut up, Doocy.
Anyone could put him in his place.
Alright, let's do more of these.
I love ragging on her.
Okay, well, she also brings in the Putin price hike.
Here's another short 10-second clip.
Per gallon from at least one gas station.
President Biden promised he would address Putin's price hike at the pump, and he has.
Well, you know, they got some of that right.
You know, the price went down.
Regardless of why, they said, price is going down!
And it went down, and they're able to call that.
Yeah, well, good for them.
Now, the thing that was good about this last press conference was there was a woman from some African newspaper who called her out.
I got two clips of this.
This went on longer than you're going to hear.
Was this a white woman or a black woman?
Black woman.
Okay.
A black African.
How did she get in?
I mean, she was part of the group.
I mean, John Carl, whoever it is.
Is she a backbencher?
She's a backbencher?
Yes, she's totally a backbencher.
It's the press corps operation.
Typical Democrats, you know, black in the back.
So they have this woman and so she came and she started asking questions.
Why aren't you calling on black people?
And she gets into a beef with her.
Not calling on black journalists?
Black Africans.
Oh man, oh, who sent this time bomb in?
It is because she is one of those, Jean-Pierre is one of those Mediterranean, not Mediterranean, Caribbean.
She's from Haiti.
She's a Haiti girl.
So here we go, this is JPK Africa 1, this is where she first introduces the complaint.
Jean-Pierre then says she's going to call, and she never does call on her, ever, and walks.
But here, listen, here's where it starts.
One question for Africa, Karine.
I'm going to come back, guys.
Thank you.
Why do we always have to beg for questions?
Africans deserve questions as well, Karine.
Come on!
What is the latest on communications with Beijing, and are there still efforts to come to an agreement?
Okay, I couldn't hear what Corinne was saying, but I heard... I don't know.
I heard her saying... She said, I'll get back to you, is what she said.
Yeah, I heard that.
Then she's answering somebody else.
Yeah.
So then, it goes on and on, and then the woman doesn't get any... I thought you were going to pick on me.
Never does.
She should have said, circle back.
And so here we go with the... it gets a little heated here.
Okay, I'll take, I'll take a couple more questions.
Okay, I'm going to take, I'm going to take, I'm going to, guys.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Give me a second.
We have been asking for a question for a very long time.
And even when you give questions to Simon, it's because he forced.
We don't need to force a question.
We also deserve to have a question.
I will get... I will get... On Afghanistan, Sheikh Salih said last year that... Can you start again?
Because someone was yelling over you.
Oh, violation!
Man!
Okay, first, she let some white dude mansplain over her.
And then, and then, uh, Kareem Abdul says, I'm sorry, someone was talking over you.
Whoa!
Well, of course there was outrage in the court.
And so what happened after this was then the woman was tried one more time.
I don't have the rest of this goes on for a long time.
She never picks on her even though she promised she would right at the beginning.
Wow.
And then she closes the books and walks out and they kill the mic so you can't hear her yelling and screaming.
I'm sure she was.
Yeah, it's a little beef going on there.
Poorly handled, very poorly.
Very poorly handled, but great for our show.
Excellent job.
So talking about screaming, I'm just gonna do a quick callback for a minute here because I did want to play this.
You know, we've been talking about doctors not being able to hide the dead bodies anymore, and now a lot of doctors are saying, and nurses and other medical professionals are coming out of the woodwork and saying, okay, we can't stand for this, we have to tell you what's going on.
And this was at the Australian Medical Association's conference, which had a whole bunch of doctors, you know, in a big hotel ballroom, all with masks on, and some of them with their white coats, and Dr. William Bay did this.
Omar, I'm sorry.
My colleagues of the AMA, my name is Dr. William Bay.
I'm a GP registrar and I'm here today to ask you to join with the people of Australia and stop forcing these vaccines on people who are getting killed by them.
Dr Professor Paul Kelly is a liar.
He is gaslighting all of you and there is only a 0.27% fatality rate with the infection and Natural immunity has been proven recently in a Qatar study that it gives you 97.3% immunity for life against all variants.
All GPs, all doctors of Australia, you are on notice by the people of Queensland.
This is the Queensland people's protest and you have been warned!
See, I like this.
There's been a bunch of these.
I haven't heard that one, but that's definitely at the top of the list of good ones.
And it's important, you know, so even this African lady, and I'm sure there's a reason she's not being called on.
She must have some, because they have to submit the questions beforehand.
Everyone knows this.
It's still a little play that's put on.
You know, follow-up questions may differ, but they're prepared.
That's why she has a binder.
There's something about this African lady that there's a problem with her.
Yeah, she's got a question that they can't answer.
Correct.
Or don't want to address.
Do we know what outfit she's from?
No, we have no clue.
That's too bad.
You'd have to get a hold of one of the reporters in the room and they would probably know.
I'm sure everybody knows.
Send a note to Doocy, probably knows who it is.
They probably all know the question.
Yeah.
A couple of quick things just to mention.
Daily Source Code turned 18 yesterday.
So that was the first episode of the Daily Source Code, arguably one of the first podcasts, if not the.
Although now I'm told Robin Williams on Audible, that was two years earlier and that was podcasting apparently.
So everything is podcasting.
According to Audible.
Anne Hesch passed away.
Which was, it was weird, it was kind of unexpected because everyone saw her on the stretcher moving around.
No, they saw her jumping.
She almost jumped off the stretcher.
She popped up on the stretcher.
We saw these videos.
And she's grabbing at something.
So that doesn't sound like something that is brain dead.
Well, it looked like she was trying to open a body bag that she was in, honestly.
That's what it looked like.
But maybe that was a burn bag.
And, you know, if you're severely burned, man, you're going in, they might have to put you in a coma.
So we don't know what happened.
But, you know, the big conspiracy theory.
Why would there be a conspiracy theory about Annie Hayes?
Okay, there's a conspiracy theory.
Ellen did it.
No.
No, no, no.
They killed her because they wanted to stop the movie, the Lifetime Network movie that is coming out in September, which Lifetime Network has said will air as scheduled, which is about human trafficking in America.
See, so that's why they had to kill her.
I have my issues with that, too.
Well, since they killed her and the movie's still coming out, it seems like their conspiracy is pretty lame.
Yeah.
Now, I just want to give Anne Hesch props for her role in Wag the Dog.
She may have been a little wacky, but that's one of my favorite movies.
It's one of my favorite movies.
Yeah.
We have confirmation.
If you look at her wiki page, besides the fact that you really see that she's a troubled person, leading a miserable life.
Could be.
Despite all her stardom.
She did work a lot.
I never thought about it until I looked at her wiki page.
You see, she was working every year.
She did a movie, maybe two.
And she did a lot of TV.
She worked a lot, so it wasn't like she was, you know, that, well, I would take it that there's no reason for having to drive around a Mini Cooper.
But okay.
It was a country man.
Yeah, it was a little bigger.
Those are upscale.
It's upscale Mini Cooper.
Upscale Mini Cooper.
Hey, you know, if you live in the city, if you live in Los Angeles, it may be handy to have a small car.
It may be handy to have an electric car, it seems to me.
I believe the Countryman is electric, which might answer the question why it burst into flames.
Or it's a hybrid, at minimum a hybrid.
I don't know if that is an electric or a hybrid.
No, there's a hybrid.
Okay.
There's a hybrid.
I think the former New York banker had one.
See, this is what I'm saying.
Like, he had a Mini Cooper?
Yes, he had the country, man.
He would drive it every day and he felt that was cool.
You gotta understand these people.
Have you ever been in one of those and driven it?
Yeah, he drove me in it.
They're very roomy.
They're surprisingly roomy.
Yeah.
But they just seem cheap.
Yeah, it doesn't actually say, hey.
Hey, baby.
You know, it doesn't say that.
Hey, baby.
Check me out.
Check out my mini Cooper, baby.
Up in the Lambo.
Far from a Lambo.
Go on with your rundown.
Oh, um, okay.
Uh, we have confirmation.
You no longer need a ticket.
You could just need ID and you can go through to yesterday.
Yes, we got a note today.
We got a note yesterday.
Several, several notes.
Yeah, that said, no, you just go into, you're like, yeah, they got some new computer system.
It just, I guess it goes through the, because you have to have your exact same name.
Otherwise you're a terrorist.
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't need a ticket.
No, you just need your ID, but you need an ID with your name on it.
I understand.
But you don't have to have a ticket associated with it.
You can go to the gate and meet someone now.
If you want to stand in line for three hours, I mean, it's not like, woo, this is so cool!
That's the difference.
I have two reports of this.
And one of our guys says their passports work fine.
Passports work fine, too.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Um, okay.
Correction on the COVID deaths.
I was trying to figure that out and I wasn't doing a very good job on the last episode.
So here is the exact statistic.
This one is what came out of the Netherlands.
One out of every 800 people over 60 who gets vaccinated dies.
So not 60 of 800.
It's 1 out of 800 over 60.
Ah, yeah, the 60 mixed up with the... Yeah, that's why.
That's why.
That sounds about right.
Now, I have a correction to make.
On the newsletter, I said that Salmon Rusty... Rusty.
Rusty Salmon.
Rusty Salmon.
Was stabbed in New York City, but that was a typo, and it was New York, not New York City.
Oh, gee, did people get mad at you?
Yes.
I've had other blunders in there and people noticed nothing.
I didn't.
New Yorkers are very, you know... Well, yeah, there's... You're in our town.
Then I got one of my favorite emails, which I'd like to share with you.
We won't be able to do anything with it for this show, but I do want to play this quick recording.
This is from Amy, producer Amy.
Adam, I thought it was time to kidnap my niece again for a child abuse audition reel.
She was so excited when she heard herself on the show, uh, that she goes around saying, this is going nowhere and I do not have a little head.
I can't remember.
Did we have her on one of her, one of our producers children going, I don't have a little head.
I don't remember that.
I know we talked about little heads.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is Zika.
Uh, she's an excellent little troll in this audition reel.
So if you need any ISOs for Sunday show, here you go.
So I just wanted to play a couple, see if you like any.
I think you'll enjoy this reel.
Hey John, guess what?
I'll punch you in the face and you'll like it.
Let that sink in.
See, I think that is pretty good.
Suck it up, buttercup.
You can be a troll too!
Get hit in the mouth!
This is bogus!
Okay, see, now she's moving into the Dvorak realm where I think it gets good.
You gotta be kidding me!
John, do you realize what you're doing to these children?
Do you realize what you're doing to these four children?
I'm, yes, improving their lives!
Yes, hold on.
This one's doing very well.
Are you even listening?
This is my favorite.
Because I know you say that to everyone, including me.
What the heck are you even talking about?
See, another one.
It's autocracy, Joe.
What a piece of crap.
Drop dead.
Okie dokie, artichokie.
Stop trying to make P.O.D.
happen.
Unbelievable.
This is going nowhere.
Adios, mofos!
So I think there's three in there.
I think there's a couple good ones.
And I think this child will have a bright future.
She's got a clear voice.
Yes, which is very important.
It's very important to have a clear voice if you're going to do this sort of thing.
A lot of kids, very few kids do.
They mumble.
And she has a clear voice, which is very important.
And she could probably, now that she's all jacked up about doing this, She could probably move into voiceovers and what would be really cool, a kid doing voiceovers.
Yeah.
That's money in the bank and it's only short-lived.
You hear that, Amy?
Get on the stick, girl.
Now, this is the kind of fun we have with the children of No Agenda Nation.
Out in the rest of the big bad world, like, I don't know, the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, this is the kind of fun they like to have.
Hi, my name is Priya Dhar.
I'm one of the doctors at the Center for Adolescent and Young Adult Health here at the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh.
I wanted to talk to you guys today a little bit about puberty blockers.
Puberty blockers are basically a medication that says, hey, let's just put a pause on puberty.
And that can be really beneficial for younger kids who have already started the puberty process who either might go through a lot of psychological distress as they go through puberty if they're struggling with gender dysphoria or for somebody who's saying, hey, I'm not really sure if I feel comfortable in my body or what gender I truly identify with.
Yeah, you can also do that with kids.
Yeah, that's actually one of a series.
I know!
Have you seen the CDC?
The entire CDC series?
No, I'm talking about from that hospital.
The Children's Hospital has a series of these.
I think that woman's doing most of them.
I haven't gotten a hold of them.
No, no.
The CDC has a series of 20.
Maybe more.
One minute clips.
About getting puberty?
What's vaginoplasty?
By the way, puberty, puberty is, yeah, gee, somebody's going through puberty.
In other words, their hormones are changing, they're changing, their body's changing, their balls are dropping, they're getting breasts, their brain, everything's changing.
And oh my God, it's uncomfortable.
Yeah.
Gee, they're having all kinds of, they're having some issues with this.
Yeah, hello?
Do you remember?
Okay.
So these days, going through puberty means going through this.
Oh, what's my gender?
What's my pronoun?
Back in the day, with the Partridge family, when Danny was going through puberty, you know, they had to cover up for his voice changing.
That was the horror of the day.
How far have we fallen?
That woman who did that clip should be shot.
Careful now.
Careful now, before you know it, we'll be on a list.
Okay, she shouldn't be shot.
No.
She should have her head shaved.
And walk down Main Street naked.
Exactly.
That's what we do with them.
That actually would be better.
That will come.
Or you can become a martyr.
That will come.
That will happen.
It's shameful.
It's shameful that somebody would...
It's the nihilism of the human condition.
You go through puberty, that's what you do.
That's where you get your deep voice, if you're a male.
If you're a podcaster.
If you're a podcaster, you get the deep voice you want.
If you're a netcaster, you get something else.
And now some guys don't have the voice, they stay squeaky.
No, they don't have the voice.
You gotta have the voice.
If you got the voice, you got the balls.
I've got a squeaky voice!
I like my squeaky voice!
Onward.
Any more of these little... Little gems?
Little gems?
No, these are my little gems for now.
We can choose.
I think we should probably do raid stuff, since we've gotten through the actual news.
Now let's find out what's going on.
I thought the funniest... The M5M now has to punch back at this...
Highly successful move by Trump to position the FBI just as looking like a bunch of dicks.
And scary at that.
And Americans don't like it.
Americans do have some kind of... In the back, they think, you know, CIA is different.
I think that's hard for most Americans to see as bad.
Because they've done a good... CIA's done a marvelous job of keeping in the shadows.
Yes.
I mean, that's always been their specialty.
That's what they do.
Even their budgets.
And it's always surprising when we get this guy like this McMullen.
Evan McMullen.
Who is going after Mike Lee.
And I have gotten a hold of, and he's doing, I think he's doing an excellent job of it.
He's got press releases coming up.
Mike Lee has one of the worst operations.
Now who's Mike Lee?
Mike Lee?
Mike Lee, this conservative Utah senator.
Oh, the CIA guy?
No.
The CIA guy is Evan McMullin.
Okay, so Evan McMullin's going after Mike Lee's spot in the Senate?
Is that what you're telling me?
Evan McMullin's the guy who also ran for president.
That guy.
So Mike Lee, he's giving him a run for his money because Mike Lee's operation, I can tell you from experience because I've called them, is incompetent and boneheads.
And it's got to be Mike Lee's fault, which surprises me because I saw him on a Trump campaign once and he was like just phenomenal on stage, even though he's very, you know, soft spoken.
I started off anti-Trump, but he came around pretty quickly.
But his operation sucks.
You can't find his press liaison guy.
I finally dug him up through one of the subcommittees.
His name was finally there, and I looked him up on LinkedIn, and he just was brought on board.
He doesn't do anything.
So Mike Lee's got some issues, but this Evan McMullin's pulling all the strings.
But Evan McMullin, ex-CIA covert operative, undercover.
From now on, we'll call him Evan the Fed.
So Evan the Fed is just bragging about his CIA experience.
He's totally alien to me from all the things I've seen about these CIA guys.
They shut up.
They don't put themselves out in front and brag about, I was undercover CIA covert operations, which is what this guy keeps telling everyone.
It's a bit like Malcolm Nance.
Yeah, he's a little like Malcolm Nance.
He's full of shit.
And he's milk toasty.
He's got no personality that I can tell.
Alright, so how does he fit in?
How does he fit into the raid and all this?
Well, I'm just saying, the CIA guys... Ah, okay, I got you.
I was making the point that they tend to be in the background, except for this Evan McMullin character, who just goes on and on about being a spook.
Yeah, which, I'm sure they did a strategy session on it, and they said, okay, this is how it'll work.
People trust us.
I'm sure they did.
People trust us.
But I don't know what they're thinking, because it doesn't work for me, but Mike Lee's operation, being such boneheads, I mean, I called once to get some insight on the way Lee voted, and they said, oh, there's a form.
There's no press office.
There's a forum.
You just go out and blah blah blah.
I should read you the letter I got back.
Thank you for being a good citizen.
It's just some canned piece of shit they sent me back.
And I clearly identified myself as a member of the media.
They don't care.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think I'm going to answer all my emails like that.
Thank you for being a good citizen.
I like it.
I just like it.
Well, you do that anyway, so.
Yeah.
So I think they got issues, but to bring the point back to what I was trying to explain, the CIA doesn't do this.
I don't know why they're doing it with this guy.
Okay, so the FBI, I think there's enough history.
You know, the CIA, people are still like, maybe they killed JFK, but that was a long time ago.
FBI, now we know about Hoover, and you know, kind of the history of it, and there's been problems, and so I think that's more believable.
I just so happen to have a clip from the last show.
Play this clip.
It's really educational.
It's the history of the FBI told by an FBI guy in one of the talk shows.
Okay, hold on.
History of the FBI?
Yeah, it is wholly depressing.
Look, it was just a few years ago where the FBI enjoyed favorability ratings, Vlad, of 95% in the U.S.
public.
And obviously it's not the same now.
Look, going back, let's put this all into context.
FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover was born in 1895.
The FBI began as the Bureau of Investigation in 1908, and Hoover was a 29-year-old kid, if you will, in 1924 when he took it over.
When he passed in 1972, he had a 48-year run spanning eight different presidents from Calvin Coolidge all the way to Richard Nixon.
Congress rightly, after J. Edgar Hoover passed away, decided to put a 10-year term on FBI directors.
Director Hoover did many good things, and he also did some insidious things.
And we've hoped that we've advanced the ball and gotten better and better as an agency.
Look, the 2016 election brought the FBI back into the crosshairs because of the charges of partisanship or partiality or bias from senior-level members.
There are 36,000 employees in the FBI.
12,000 FBI agents.
I can assure both of you and the viewers of this right now, the vast majority of them are good people, honest brokers.
They're following the evidence bereft of fear of favor.
Yes, there have been some folks in the upper echelons who put their fingers on the lever.
We hope that they've been called to account.
And if there's something involved here, we'll certainly call that out too.
I just think it's too early to make a statement right now on where we are.
But I'll caution you this, Vlad.
We better have the goods.
Wait, did he say Vlad?
Vlad, I guess.
Was this a Russian propaganda clip?
Ends with Vlad.
I promise you, Vlad.
Huh?
I was watching a bunch of other things, and by the way, when they talk about the FBI, the code is, for the guys, the bad actors, the code is 7th floor.
Right, that's where the management is.
Okay, hold on a second.
One, I'm going to disagree with this guy.
They're not all bad, the Democrats.
They're not all bad, the Republicans.
They're not all bad, the FBI.
Lots of good men and women!
Bullshit!
These good men and women need to become whistleblowers and they know it.
So you should walk away and find something else to do.
I'm in total agreement with that.
If you are a good guy in the FBI and you see something going on that's illegal, Uh, minimally.
You should be a whistleblower.
You got to be.
So that's, but that's not happening.
And you know, it's like the same with doctors and same with teachers and everybody who's afraid for their own livelihood, et cetera.
Although we're seeing some of that change now that it comes down to life and death in the medical field.
This could also be taking into account CIA is in control of this White House, was in control of the Obama White House, was in control of the Clinton and the Bush White Houses.
It was the CIA in the Bush White House.
They maybe want to do away with the FBI once and for all.
And there may be some, without really saying that there was obviously no collusion.
Any collusion?
Between Trump and the CIA, I think it behooves them because they hate the FBI.
They think they're full of crap and pussies and Nancys and whatever.
And they've got goods, and the CIA wants to run it all.
All of the stuff that Trump has that he declassified, and we'll talk about that in a second, It's all about the FBI spying, FBI contractors, FBI having offices at the Democrat lawyer's office, you know, FBI targeting people, FBI, FBI, FBI.
This is the documentation that Trump wants to put out, and I should probably explain the way I see the situation.
is yes the president can declassify anything and these documents were declassified no redactions but the process there is a legal process is where all the intelligence agencies or the ones that are mentioned in these documents they get to do a redaction or say no they have some kind of veto and that's why this shit has never gotten out even though it's been declassified and maybe You know, who knows, maybe Biden can reclassify, whatever it is.
It's that information that is publicly available.
I mean, you can find it, it's just not, like, it doesn't feel like it's the official documents, or there's a lot redacted.
But you can see how many Americans were spied on.
Remember, it was Admiral Keith Alexander, the true whistleblower, who said, hey, hold on a second, there's FBI contractors in here searching for Americans targeted by subjects And from and to.
And we have to stop this.
And he did.
So that's what the FBI may be the ones on the ropes here.
And that would kind of explain stories like this from ABC.
Oh, man.
Wait, let me do this.
Wait, let's do the one targeting the FBI first.
Here we go.
This is also ABC.
This morning, the investigation into Ricky Schiffer The man authorities say tried to breach the FBI Cincinnati field office is focusing on social media posts apparently linked to Schiffer that called for violence in the days after the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago.
ABC News has reviewed a series of recent posts to accounts believed to be Schiffer's on former President Trump's social network Truth Social.
The posts call for war and for FBI agents to be killed on sight.
In one post yesterday, Shiffer appeared to detail his failed attempt to enter the FBI office, writing, it is true, I tried attacking the FBI.
Previous social media posts also claim he was present at the U.S.
Capitol during the January 6th riot, and reportedly mentioned the Proud Boys.
Just after 9 a.m.
yesterday, Schiffer, dressed in body armor with an AR-15 and a nail gun, tried to break into the visitor's screening facility.
Wait, did he say a nail gun?
Yes, this is something that has kind of gotten my attention too.
Let's listen to it again and we'll stop it.
Schiffer, dressed in body armor with an AR-15 and a nail gun, tried to break into the visitor's screening facility.
When they say nail gun, that's like a bluster gun, you know, with a whole bunch of nails in it, like one of those... No, it means... What is a nail gun?
It's a nail gun.
It's an actual nail gun.
Just pew, pew.
Did he have a tank?
That shoots nails into wood.
Did he have a tank with him on his back?
Did he have a compressor with him outside?
It's just beyond me, this nail gun thing, and no one's explained it.
They just keep telling us he's got a nail gun.
What kind of a nail gun?
I like the idea of starting up a compressor outside, running the hose in, coming in, click, click, attach.
Ching-ching-ching.
I thought I'd nail a door in while I was here.
By the way, I should mention this book.
It's called The Wedge by Mark Reibling.
It came out in 2002 and it's from Pearl Harbor to 9-11, how the secret war between the FBI and the CIA has endangered national security.
Ooh, The Wedge?
The Wedge?
Just Wedge.
Not The Wedge.
Just Wedge.
Who wrote this?
Who wrote this?
This guy Mark Reibling who's now at the Manhattan Institute and he is a, which is started by Spooks.
I have a contact there at the Manhattan Institute.
Do you now?
Yes.
The Manhattan Group was started by William Casey before he became the head of the CIA during the Reagan administration.
Wait, that whole outfit's CIA?
It seems to be.
Hmm, maybe.
But it's also neocon.
It's a, it's a... Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong one.
I thought, I thought it was the Manhattan Club.
You said Manhattan Group?
The Manhattan Institute.
Manhattan Institute.
It's a conservative think tank.
Yes.
Yeah, I think, I think I know some big donors.
Well, if it's... Okay.
What?
What, what?
Yeah, you say like, okay, like, like... Well, I said, you said you have a thing.
I said, okay.
No, you went, oh, okay.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I misunderstood.
Okay, good.
You didn't misunderstand.
I'm just saying, okay, you probably do have somebody that works.
I mean, there's a lot of people in and out of that place.
Yeah, we got to get some info from them now.
I don't know we're going to get anything.
It's just like, I think it's, I hate, you know, me.
Drinking club.
Hello.
Well, this is the former, uh, this is not the former, this is the Hollywood executive.
Mark Riebling?
No, my friend, the Hollywood executive.
Oh, that guy.
Oh, really?
What's he got to do with the Manhattan Institute?
Well, hello, this is how I'm going to ask him to find out.
Okay.
He's conservative.
He is a conservative, so it is a conservative operation.
Anyway, back to the nail gun.
I am reliably informed there are modern battery-operated nail guns.
Who knew?
I need one.
Why?
What are you gonna nail?
No, next time, uh, it's self-defense!
Oh, please.
Get me some deer.
I don't know.
I need to see a demo of these.
AR-15 and a nail gun tried to break into the visitor screening facility.
He was unsuccessful and he fled that area.
He then fled 60 miles down a highway in a Ford Crown Victoria.
They're selling a car for the FBI for about seven years.
Says OJ?
What the hell is this?
This is very weird report in a Crown Victoria.
Since when do they mention this anymore?
And by the way, I didn't hear this report that you're playing, but a couple of things in it.
One was, he was at this January 6th, of course, you got to make that association, which has got nothing to do with the raid in Mar-a-Lago, but okay.
So let's mention it.
And then he mentioned the Proud Boys.
What?
This is bullcrap, this guy.
I love this.
So this sounds like they... Okay, we need a profile for this perp that we're going to make up.
Okay, boss, good idea.
What do... Let me think.
This kind of guy, I mean, he's a trumper.
Let's think like a trumper, like a nutjob.
Crown Victoria.
And, okay, that's perfect.
Now he's got an AR-15, of course, but let's make him the working man.
He's got a nail gun.
Love it, boss.
He's got a nail gun.
It's great.
Throw in some proud boys.
Yeah, now we got a profile.
Send it off to ABC!
...with an AR-15 and a nail gun tried to break into the visitor screening facility.
He was unsuccessful and he fled that area.
He then fled 60 miles down a highway in a Ford Crown Victoria.
They're following a car for the FBI.
There were about seven units, I believe, on the car.
Officials were in pursuit when they say the suspect opened fire from his car.
Officers managed to corner the suspect in the cornfield.
They say they finally shot him.
Dude, they threw in cornfield!
They threw in a cornfield!
This is fantastic!
Cornfield of course!
Bullshit!
I'm sorry.
Where is he?
Where did it start?
It started in Washington D.C.
Where was it?
Alright, he's in the cornfield, boys.
Watch out for the nail gun!
From his car, officers managed to corner the suspect in the cornfield.
They say they fatally shot him after he raised a gun towards officers.
The chaos coming just 24 hours after the FBI director was asked if he was worried about the violence in the wake of the Mar-a-Lago search.
Oh man, I'm exhausted after that report.
Wow, Field of Dreams even got in there.
Everything's in there, everything.
So, the FBI, this is them fighting back, obviously.
Hey man, hey man, and you know, these Trump guys, man, they're a bunch of, you know, they hate the feds, it's no good.
And, um, oh, let's talk to the 8th.
The Nancy Ross flag, that's all that was left out of that report, by the way.
Right.
No, no, they've got a new angle.
This is ABC News' chief investigative reporter.
It's not just some slouch.
Chief investigative reporter.
And you know what?
These Trumpers, what are they?
They're racists?
Yep, check.
What else are they?
They hate authority, they hate America, and they, of course, above all, hate Jews!
Jews!
They hate Jews!
No, you love the Russkies, though.
You love the Russkies.
No, I'm sorry.
I was going for a crescendo of Jews.
Well, it's very, very difficult.
This is all in a polarized environment, which this environment right now is so dangerous and delicate, and it's so supercharged with calls for violence.
That's why I think, as somebody who's been watching this for years, This attorney general must have really, you know, scrutinized this question of going in for a search and then bringing it to a judge this week.
That's why I personally don't think, based on my knowing this attorney general and our covering of him, that he's somebody who would have allowed this to happen in a rash way, because he had to know that as soon as this happened, it would supercharge a supercharged environment, and in fact, that's what we saw.
Supercharge a supercharge!
As soon as President Trump put out confirmation on Monday that the raid had been done and was underway, we immediately started seeing factions on the far right, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, militia organizers, calling for violence as they always have done against Jews, the Attorney General's Jews, against the FBI, federal law enforcement, against other perceived enemies, enemies they perceive to be enemies of President Trump.
It was like clockwork.
And then by the next morning, there was already a body of evidence of this really ugly, terrible, violent rhetoric that had law enforcement incredibly concerned.
You cannot believe for a second that the attorney general and his senior staff at the Justice Department, that they at all were blind to what was going to happen in the wake of this type of a search.
Donald loves Nazis.
Donald loves Nazis.
See you next time.
CNN say that he's KKK and he shouts a sick hail with it.
Wow.
So I'm trying to do what I was going to do for the news, but at times it ran out.
I was going to do a Merrick Garland, Barney Fife, except for the birth pictures.
Does anyone still know who Barney Fife is, though?
Yeah, I think he's stuck in the American... You think he's timeless, like Elvis?
I think he's pretty close to being timeless with his one bullet, you know, kind of thing.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Well, I know.
So I didn't do it, but he does look like Barney Fife, you know, the hapless deputy for the Mayberry RFD show or whatever.
Andy Griffith show.
Let's stick with these horrible Trump Jew haters who clearly are targeting the FBI.
It's really a Jew thing coming out of the blue.
Yeah, because Garland is a Jew.
Didn't you know that?
Oh, that's right.
Garland is a Jew.
Yeah, that's what it is, everybody.
That's why they're doing it.
It has nothing to do with anything else.
If you really want to know why they're doing this, Mika Brzezinski from the Morning Blow Show, she knows exactly why these crazy Trumpers are doing this.
...obscotted from the White House with top secret classified information about nuclear secrets.
While you're there on the subject of people on television, I just, you ask how stupid his followers are.
In terms of those people, they're not stupid.
No, they know exactly what they're doing.
They're lying.
They know the election was stolen.
They know January 6th was an assault on our Capitol.
And... Did you catch what she said?
Yeah, she says she knows the election was... They know the election was stolen.
Yeah.
The truth comes out.
They're lying.
They know the election was stolen.
They know January 6th was an assault on our Capitol.
But how does that happen?
Who are you listening to that that is the program that spits out when you clearly meant to say it was not stolen?
You know?
I don't know what she's thinking.
Alright.
Well, not much.
So, let's go to CBS this morning.
A quick little update on what the... Why is she on the air?
Why is that woman... Why does she have a job?
Well, that's not fair.
Yeah, it is.
Why does she have a job?
To keep us...
Hey, they're paying for, not us.
It makes the show great.
The newly unsealed warrant authorizing the search of former President Trump's Florida home reveals FBI agents removed 11 sets of highly classified documents, including some marked top secret.
And some only meant to be viewed in secure government areas.
Also removed, 20-plus boxes of items, binders of photos, the executive grant of clemency for Trump ally Roger Stone, and info about the president of France.
John Bolton served as Trump's national security advisor.
He's now a critic of Trump.
Well, I thought he handled them carelessly.
I don't think he fully appreciated the significance of the classification procedures.
Far more telling than what was seized, says attorney Jessica Levinson, is what the warrant suggests.
What they need is probable cause that there was a federal crime that was committed and probable cause that the evidence of that crime is where they say it was, in this case, at Mar-a-Lago.
Agents executed the warrant at Mar-a-Lago Monday after a back-and-forth between the FBI and Trump over documents starting in the spring.
They were seen carrying several boxes from the estate.
The search has sparked a wave of violent threats against the Justice Department and the FBI, as well as a political backlash from Republicans.
I see no evidence of a wave.
So there's a number of things I think are interesting.
One, I think the taking of the Roger Stone clemency document was a souvenir.
So one of the agents will have that in their office in the frame.
How sick are you if that's your souvenir?
I mean, Melania's panties, that would be cool, but you know, okay, take this Roger Stone thing.
They were in there for nine and a half hours and they wouldn't allow the lawyer to be around.
They have Melania's panties.
There is no doubt about it.
Now, they do.
They have them.
I don't think there's any question about it.
And, you know, she's gonna say, where's my red ones?
Where'd they go?
Maybe you're at the dry cleaners.
There was some guy on TikTok and he prepped a whole box that he bought off eBay.
He said, look, it's Milani's panties.
And there was a little note in there from the FBI.
That's good.
You know, like the note you sometimes use to get your luggage, you know, because TSA.
Hey, we went through your shit, man.
We went through your luggage.
Yeah.
Now, the other thing is, I think, the only thing that's a discrepant, besides the stone clemency thing, which is a collectible.
Said the archivist, it's a collectible.
It's a total collectible.
I mean, is that like an original document, like the Constitution?
Is it written on parchment?
I mean, why is that so collectible?
It doesn't have to be.
It's signed.
You've got a signature.
It's a super collectible.
But now, let's go back to one thing.
What's the discrepant thing in there?
The Macron files.
What has he got those for?
I think Macron's the CIA front man and it was all documented in there and they had to get that back.
That's the reason for the whole thing, is to save Macron's ass.
Huh.
It's the only thing along the list that doesn't make any sense.
Wait, was that in my clip?
The one I just played?
They did mention it in there, but they mentioned it a lot.
They had Emmanuel Macron docket some dossier on the guy.
What is it?
What's in it?
It's that he's a CIA spook.
He's a front man.
And that's the last thing the French need to find out about.
That would really ruin the coalition over there, wouldn't it?
Yep.
That would be a real big problem.
Huh.
Oh, that's a good little piece of little nugget.
You know, it's just a supposition, obviously, but it's the only thing that makes sense to me.
What has he got the Macron stuff for in the first place, and why are they trying to get it back?
I love the whole nuclear codes.
Wonderful.
You know, when I hear that... He has a smoke screen.
No, but listen.
Think about it.
This is so pathetic.
Let's just think logically.
Let's say Trump had some classified secret nuclear documents.
This is not 1958.
Russia has kick-ass nuclear shit.
Wait, Trump has one that's bigger?
Some bomb that's even better?
And this is some huge secret?
Everyone has a nuke these days.
It just doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point, and they're emphasizing it.
The Democrat talk show guys are emphasizing it as though it's some... It's like, who gives a shit?
North Koreans have a bomb!
What's flying?
Did I say an airplane buzzing your house?
You know, it's the coal train.
It's the first time it's gone through on a show day, and it does make an unbelievable racket.
Is the window closed?
Yeah, everything's buttoned up.
Where do you live?
By the tracks, man?
Where do you live?
You live on some kind of, like, the wrong side of the track.
I'm on a hill, but the tracks are down at the bottom of the hill.
You can see them.
But the coal train, here's what happened.
Somebody explained it to me when I went to the model train exhibit that was open in public for one.
This guy had all the trains from around here and I said, hey, this is the train that goes by my house.
He says, nah, he's a fat guy, obviously.
Obviously.
He's a coal train guy.
And he told me about these coal trains and so what they do, we're shipping half of our coal by the You heard the cars go by, those were empty, that's why they made so much noise.
There was empty coal carriers, and they save them at the side of the tracks here, and then they send them back to the mines, then they ship them to Oakland, and all the coal gets shipped to China.
We're shipping coal to China like there's no tomorrow.
That's crazy!
Most of the coal, our coal is going out of the country.
We're not using it ourselves.
It's like everything else.
We're shipping our beef out of the country.
We're shipping our coal out of the country.
All aboard!
Train's good.
Plane's bad.
Woo-hoo!
But you heard those cars go by.
That was a racket!
Because they're all empty.
They're going back to go pick up some coal.
Now, was that clean coal?
Could you tell?
Was it clean?
We only have, we have, most of our coal is pretty clean.
It's just clean.
Oh, it's a weird world, man.
When we can't have the coal, we're shipping it off to China.
It makes so much sense.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your occurrence, and in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the classified documents, ladies and gentlemen, hello to my friend on the other end, Mr. John C. Dvorak!
Well, in the morning to you, Mr. Dvorak.
In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry.
In the morning to all the ships, seaboats, and graffiti, and the airships, and the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
Yes, in the morning to all of our producers.
There are many of them.
Thank you all so much for supporting us with your time, your talent, your treasure.
We're coming up on 15 years and 1,500 episodes.
So proud of the work that all of our producers have done once again today.
And in the morning to the trolls in the troll room who are always there to hang out and Well, you could actually join them.
It's quite simple.
If you go to trollroom.io, you'll see exactly, you can hear the show live, if it's on Thursday or Sunday, but that No Agenda stream that rolls?
It's 24-7.
There's tons of live shows.
They have their own apps that have all kinds of extra functionality, so you can actually just listen and troll along in one of the new apps.
Find it at newpodcastapps.com.
Let's see how many trolls we have in there today.
Come on, trolls, scurry away.
I'm feeling good about this.
24-16.
Somehow this feels like a good number.
Is that not a good number?
It's a good number, right?
Well, it's getting back to normal.
It needs to be 2,700 before you should feel good.
Okay.
Well, now at least I know when to feel good.
Yeah.
I feel real good about being on noagendasocial.com.
Good news, everybody!
We are about to purge, I think, 3,000 accounts, some like 2,700 or something like that, it might be 3,000 by the time we're done, from the 10,000 allotment that we have limited ourselves to.
These are accounts that have not been active, no login for over a year.
So if you're squatting, you're going to be out of luck.
You may already be out of luck.
A lot of them have lost their password.
Dana Brunetti is a good example.
He was on there and he lost his password and then tried to go to the password recovery process, which I tried to do.
And it doesn't work because nobody cares about it.
And so they stop logging in and they quit and so they get bugged out to get a new account.
So the password retrieval works just as well or as shitty as any other password retrieval system.
That would be dependent upon the email service provider you use.
It comes from Mailgun.
It's an accepted SMTP provider.
So, I'm just saying, don't say it doesn't work.
Plenty of people have no problem getting it to work.
I never got it to work.
John, I know.
You're special.
But please don't spread fake news.
It's not fake news.
You said it doesn't work, nobody cares.
That's really insulting.
I think, I'll bet you, I'm asking people out there who join No Agenda Social that could not get on and they haven't been logged on for the last year and so they're gonna get booted.
I want you to write to AdamMcCurry.com and tell him what you think about what he's doing.
And so everybody, go ahead right now, everyone who's on noagendasocial.com, there's about six, seven thousand of you, please ask for your password reset.
You don't have to do anything.
Forward that to johnatdvorak.org so he can see that it works.
I'm not talking about password reset, I'm talking about password recovery.
Same thing.
No.
You are an unbelievable, unbelievable man.
Well, if you want to think that recovery and reset is the same thing, fine.
Okay, John.
It's recovery.
Password recovery.
You take my breath away sometimes with how you can stop me in my tracks.
Well, I'm just saying, you've lost 2,000 some users.
I think a lot of them because they couldn't get on.
Okay, first of all, I didn't lose anything.
This is our producer resource.
These are people who just didn't come back, but to say that that's because they can't recover their password is just bullshit.
Some may have it, but the recovery system works.
Not for you, I get it.
Not for Dana Brunetti.
I get a lot of people who can retrieve the password, but they forgot their two-factor authentication, or they changed their email, or lots of other things.
That happens.
Or they don't remember the email they used.
This is the most common.
That's, in fact, why you didn't get your recover, but I didn't want to embarrass you.
You were using the wrong email address.
I use the same email for everything, so okay.
Okay.
All right.
I'm very happy with the artwork that we selected for episode 1476, which we titled Woke Waver.
There were some good choices.
The one we chose was Dame Kenny, Ben.
Now, we know that she licenses her rats, so we knew the rat was good, but she added an FBI hat and the whole idea of a classified rat trap with some tasty Trump cheese under there.
I think it was very well done.
We were very pleased with it.
I noticed that on No Agenda Social that the comic strip blogger is now on the process of predicting winners.
In advance of the show's actual selection.
And he picked this one to be a loser.
He thought it was too gruesome because I have my gruesome scale.
I don't want to put anything that's just gruesome.
And he thought the rat was too gruesome to be picked.
Really?
No, I don't see that at all.
Yeah, I felt the same way.
I didn't think it was gruesome.
Now, I kind of like the one over from that, the not-raid-political-spray.
You didn't like that.
You thought that was gross, if I recall.
No, I didn't think it was gross.
I just didn't think it was artsy.
Okay.
I mean, Dame Kenny Benz is dimensional.
She's got a very good licensed rat, is very well done, and in the background, the whole thing is beautiful.
A licensed rat.
A licensed rat.
Hey, our producers come with their rats licensed, okay?
So shove off.
I kind of like the Banana Joes.
We had two of them, one by Tantaniel, Banana Joe, just the label, and she did both of those, I guess.
I kind of liked those.
You didn't like them.
No, I did.
I liked the Banana Joe, too.
That's the one I said we should do, and then you went, nah, the rat's better.
That's what you said.
You pushed the rat.
I agree with that.
I did say that.
I did like it.
I liked it, but the rat was better.
Was there anything else that we looked at?
I don't think so.
I thought it was a paucity.
I didn't think there was that many great pieces.
And then there's the butt-sniffing.
Come on, people.
That's new, isn't it?
The butt-sniffing.
I think that's new stuff.
No, the butt-sniffing was there.
Why?
Did we have a butt-sniff?
Oh, yeah, you had a clip with butt-sniff.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you know what, it's kind of unclear when you look at it.
It's like, what am I looking at here?
Oral remedy, which is kind of, I used that for this morning's pre-art, and that's a comic strip blogger.
I'm not exactly sure what it is.
I like oral remedy guaranteed to shrink your amygdala, but I can't see, what is it?
Is it like a flaming lipstick or, what do you think that is?
I thought it was a ball of cough syrup.
It doesn't look like a bottle.
Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
It's poorly done.
Why did you pick it?
What, I was going to pick the no agenda xlsx file?
Which, by the way, people found hilarious.
Where's that?
No, not the art.
They found our Excel conversation.
Apparently that hit the funny bone.
I don't know why people think that's so funny.
It's very frustrating for both of us.
And I will say, as we thank Dame Kenny Benn for providing us the artwork and remind you That anyone can participate in this.
Go to noagendaartgenerator.com and why don't you follow Adam at noagendasocial.com, John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com from any Mastodon server that you have a password to and can get it through the recovery process.
Follow us and you'll see all of these things appear.
You'll be probably eventually the Fediverse will start giving you comic strip bloggers predictions.
Now in order to thank All right, bless you.
Our executive and associate executive producers, I have to say, I have a problem with the new Excel, which I now am running.
The new Excel.
And as you and I were going through this problem of the formatting the cells, It no longer does it properly.
It literally will not fit certain cells, the text of certain cells into the cell, and it does not format them properly when you do the old format trick.
Yeah, because it's not on there.
But I'll tell you one thing you can do, you can double click on the cell, and it blows it out to the full size, and then if you click on column E next to it, It'll grow it, and it actually works out that way.
If it works at all.
Yeah, no, it doesn't, because I'm sit- Now, it doesn't show the top of it.
I'm looking at one right now.
So it shows you the bottom, but not the- It's a mess.
Excel sucks balls.
I'm gonna have to load open stuff on here.
Libra.
Long live Libra!
This is horrible.
And I really appreciate, I appreciate producers.
All right, I know how to fix this.
You know, I see the problem, we can get it all and we'll do it in one big web interface and then it'll be perfect, it'll suck it in automatically, it'll spit it out, you got a website, you got a private thing.
Dude, dude, we've been trying to do this for 15 years.
For 15 years.
And usually it'll be PayPal that screws it up.
Oh, they changed something in their API.
Oh, this doesn't work.
But you know what?
It's because people are not... We accept from anywhere.
So people use different email addresses, different identifiers, switcheroos.
No, it's a manual process.
Eric the Shield does a lot of work to manage it.
And I think we do pretty darn well.
And I'm very proud of how everyone participates in this sometimes train wreck.
Sometimes.
All right, let's thank our executive producer, shall we?
Sure.
Kristen McChesney kicks it off from Baytown, Texan.
Texan.
Texas.
Uh, interesting amount.
816.85.
Oh!
This donation is to celebrate Zach's birthday.
Please give credit to Zach Simon and de-douche him.
Oh, hold on a second.
Let's get the... Uh, where's my de-douche?
You've been de-douched.
Okay, well, this is good.
We love the show and knew this would be an appropriate gift.
A path to knighthood.
Love you, babe!
Jingles!
He would like some ants.
I will give you a little bit of ants.
Would like a biscuit for his birthday.
And a little noodle gun, which he calls the pasta gun.
Okay, let's kick those off for you.
Happy birthday, Zach!
Switcheroo has been achieved!
I got ants.
I got ants.
I don't know if you...
They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
I'm going to shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist pizza shit.
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
Pew, pew.
All right, onward with a note that's too long from Justin Polgar in Santa Cruz.
He gave 4, 6, 8, 7, 6, I'm sorry, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, which is a great number.
And I'm going to shorten his note, because he's got just a bunch of plugs for stuff in here.
He does need a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
The donation amount corresponds to the number of hours my amygdala has been massaged by the best podcast in the universe.
Thank you.
And the third plug, which is the plug we're going to give him, which is the only important one, is I am a chocolate maker in Santa Cruz, California, or Camrata-fornia.
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He's got some jingles he wants, and he says he's going to send me some chocolate, and not to worry, it won't be loaded with dope.
Why not?
Well, don't send that to me!
Send him the one with the... This reminds me of the time... I'll tell that story later.
So he wants Climategate, Obama, Mariachi, and pretty please, cherry-popping, house-buying karma for me, my keeper, and two human resources.
Love is lit!
Yes!
Emotion!
To the gate, to the gate, to the Climategate!
Okay, you know what?
you've got karma Robert Simpson is next uh From Argyle, New York, 345.67.
Love these sequential numbers.
It's a thing today.
In the morning, Adam and John, first I'd like to take care of some unpleasantries.
I need to call out our dear friends Susan and Paul, as they are great people, but unfortunately as douchebags.
Susan.
Douchebag.
And Paul.
And Paul.
Douchebag.
I'd also like to thank you both, as my wife and I often listen in the car and it'd take us about four and a half hours to get through one show.
Oh, as we are often stopping your deconstruction to then discuss our own deconstruction of your clips.
It's great fun.
I think that it's extremely healthy to our relationship.
30 years of marriage and counting.
Sorry, Adam.
We've had a few fights.
And my wife Cheryl is the undisputed, undefeated champ.
Yeah, that's why you're still married, bro.
You gotta let him win.
Finally, I'd like to request some jobs, Karma, for our son, Ian, a recent graduate of Purdue in aerospace engineering.
Boiler up!
Sincerely, Rob Simpson from Argyle, New York.
You got it.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
Karma.
And now we move to Tigard, Oregon.
Yeah, Tigard.
Tim Esau, I think.
We had a politician with that name.
Esau.
At 34567, another series of numbers.
And he's in Oregon.
Greetings, Potfather Crackpot.
This donation completes my knighthood.
I wanted to claim it before I leave Oregon.
The Oregon Local 33 region.
This donation was made via earnings from running monitors at a Tommy Two-Tone show in Richfield, Washington.
Nice!
We humbly request the title... ...Certainty.
As Sir Certainty sounds like a stutter.
Sir Certainty.
I don't think we have an in-the-morning citizen.
We have, uh... Don't we have, we have... Maybe he's just saying that to us.
won't go away.
Blue Girl, yay.
ITM citizens.
Tim, finally, certainty.
Peace.
I don't think we have an in the morning citizen.
We have...
Don't we have...
Maybe he's just saying that to us.
Possibly.
Roll up for the magical shapeshifting juice.
Step right this way.
Roll up.
Roll up for the shapeshifting juice.
WTC7 won't go away.
Wow!
Yes, citizen, you may return to your harpsichord.
Just the wind is...
We had a citizen in there somewhere.
All right, good.
We will see you as Sir Tanti.
Sir Tanti.
We'll be up on the podium later.
Charles Hickman is in Grove City, Ohio.
One of our favorite donation amounts, 333.33.
He says, Column F checking in.
I went to pick up pizza the other day and the lady helping me had 333 tattooed on her.
I knew it was time to donate.
Maybe it was time to date.
Did you talk to her?
Did you hit her up?
Did you ask her?
Give me some jobs, Karma.
I gotta score what the 3-3-3 represented.
That's what I'm saying.
I'd like to know what that was about.
Give me some jobs, Karma.
I love arguments over Excel spreadsheets.
Keep it up!
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
No problem.
Sir Largeman, Baron of Bali.
333.33, he's in London, UK, or Bali, one of the two.
ITM, John and Adam, Sir Andrew Largeman here.
My father is in the ICU with pneumonia and in grave condition.
He needs a dose of it.
Almighty, no agenda, health karma, please.
Thank you, Sir Andrew, Baron of Bali, or Largeman.
We're going to throw in a goat there for you to make sure it works.
Karma.
Up next, David Stolte from Brandonson, Florida.
333.
The 333s are in the air today.
Hello, gents from Brandonson, Florida.
It's my birthday on the 21st of August, so add me to the list.
Done.
I'm at least a knight and having donated $4 a week since 2010, So call me Sir Unaffiliated of the Long Term.
By the way, my buddy Don, he's a douchebag.
Here's just a short note, some jingle requests.
Boom shakalaka.
A little bit of... Oh my goodness, do we have that?
The... Abdul Bakar Baghdadi.
Yeah, I think we have that somewhere.
I got that.
That's the Trump thing.
What else is needed?
We have... I'm surprised someone hasn't asked us for boom, boom, bing, bing, bong, bong.
Oh, that's another good one.
Yeah, that's another good one.
A little bit of ants?
Wait, oh, another ants.
Okay.
And some yak karma.
Okay, we can do all that.
Last night, the United States brought the world's number one terrorist leader to justice.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Abu, Abu, Bakr, Bakr. Abu, Abu, Bakr. Baghdadi. Abu, Abu, Bakr, Bakr. Abu, Abu, Bakr.
The United States.
I got ants.
I got ants.
You've got...
Karma.
All right.
Chris Grimole.
Or Grimole.
I can't see if that's an I or an L, but it looks like an L. Grimole.
I think it's Grimole.
In Kingston, New York.
333.
ITM, gentlemen.
Today is my 50th birthday, and I realize I have been a douchebag and freeloader in 2022.
too.
you.
There's a lot of you out there.
Mm-hmm.
So I am celebrating my birthday with my first executive producership, which will also bring me to knighthood.
Accounting blow.
But please knight me Sir Chris of the Catskills.
Jingle request.
Shut up already.
It's science.
No.
Two to the head and little girl yay.
The show continues to be the best podcast in the universe and has provided many years of entertainment and sanity.
Your media deconstruction is top-notch, and I can't get enough, I can't express enough gratitude for all you do.
Please give me a big dose of karma for the whole neurogen, the universe, love is lit, Chris Kromole, Sir Chris of the Catskills.
Shut up already!
It's science!
No.
Yay!
You've got karma.
Interesting little...
Sequence.
Dame Slamy is in Bastrop, Texas.
280.08.
It's double boobs.
Two boobs.
In the morning, gents.
Oh, switcheroo.
Please credit this to my kick-ass husband, Sir Dude-n-Chink.
Dude-chink.
Dude-chink?
Dude-chink.
And put him on the birthday list for the show day, August 14th.
Jingles.
New information, man.
Okay, we got that one.
A birthday biscuit.
Goat karma, love is lit.
Thank you for your courage.
Dame Slamy.
I've got information, man.
New shit has come to life.
They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
You've got karma.
That was our first associate executive producer.
We have our second one is Adam Carter from Wales, Wisconsin at 250.
This donation is on behalf of my parents 39th anniversary in honor of them never having a fight and staying safe for so long.
I'm requesting you raise a glass of your finest L Sharpton jingle.
39 years ain't no joke.
Love you both.
Well, I think, let me see, I think respect is in order probably for them, for these two.
So let's roll that out.
Stay safe!
R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
Beautiful.
And we raise our glass.
Then we have Renee Sislo, Rotunda West, Florida, 23456.
Man, the sequences are great.
Need jobs, Carmen, please.
Interviewing for my dream job, hoping I can get an exemption for the mandatory jab.
I think so.
There's no reason you just print out the CDC and say, there's no difference.
We're on equal footing now.
There is no need for a mandatory jab.
You are in violation of all human existence.
So yes, jobs, karma.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Ann Dunev in St. Charles, Illinois, row of ducks, 222.22.
My birthday is on a show day, August 14th, so I'm donating to the No Agenda, the gift that keeps on giving to all the producers.
So enjoy the ringside seat you provide to this circus created by the globalists and social engineers.
Love is lit!
People are getting pretty creative.
Here, Mario Vazquez is in Lake Orion, Michigan.
Also a row of ducks, 222.22.
Quack!
In the morning, gentlemen, this is a switcheroo for my beautiful wife, Shayla.
Today is her birthday, and this, this, not the diamond bracelet, not the Gucci bag, no, not, not the Bentley, no, this donation is the perfect gift.
Please de-douche her.
You've been de-douched.
And could she please have a biscuit for her birthday and an Obama's you might die jingle?
They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
You might die.
Not quite sure why.
You had a good one.
Except for the morbid idea.
Yeah, it was a beautiful gift.
Joshua Collett in Grand Junction, Colorado. 2033.
ITM Jentz, first time donor here, wanted to offer my services as a former Microsoft expert to John.
I'll see if I can't help him with his Excel problems.
I wanted to call... I put you on the list.
I put you on the list.
You're on my list of experts to call when I need help.
Definitely.
I'll see if I can't help him with his Excel problems.
I wanted to call out my coworker, Paul, for being a douchebag.
Yes, he's a douchebag.
I had to beat him to donating first.
I guess the bald head didn't help him donate faster.
Ooh, bald Paul.
Ooh, follicle joke.
Anyway, love the show, and all you do, thanks for your courage, and can I get the ants jingle?
Thanks, uh, much, gents.
Hey, man, like, you know, you know, he might be suffering from alopecia, okay?
You know, that's very, it's very ableist.
Yeah, you'll only get slapped by his husband.
Ableist, ableist.
I got ants.
I got ants.
You've got... ARMA.
Ants in a car.
Oh, let's see.
Delcina Ramsey, Columbus, Georgia.
201.
Thank you.
Thank you for having a listening platform where you take the time to pay attention and discuss things in a way that I can follow.
Ooh, John, I like that.
We have a listening platform.
It's a listening platform.
I like that.
I'm going to write that down.
A listening platform.
You know, it sounds expensive.
What do you do since you left MTV?
Oh, I have a listening platform.
I appreciate every time you take a moment to define and explain things.
Happy anniversary, TC.
I hope we have many more.
TC, I guess it is.
Oh, that's very nice.
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Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
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Shut up, Slash.
All right.
So where do we go from here?
How about climate change?
Since we were talking about the break-in and all this, I do have a Trump analysis from NPR.
Oh good.
Which will definitely give us a slant that we're looking for.
This is a Trump NPR analysis.
We're going to start today by taking a closer look at a story that dominated news coverage this week, the FBI search of former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate.
Yesterday, a federal judge in Florida unsealed the documents related to the search.
Those documents show that FBI agents were looking for evidence related to possible violations of federal law, and they seized items that included government documents identified as classified and top secret.
Before information about the reason for the search became public, though, Trump allies reacted with outrage, with some officeholders making demands to rein in and even defund the FBI.
But some Trump supporters went even further, reacting with violent rhetoric and conspiracies, some of whom went so far as to liken the FBI to Nazi Germany.
And on Thursday, an armed man attempted to attack an FBI field office in Ohio.
While authorities have not yet identified a motive, officially anyway, social media accounts under the suspect's name show violent threats in response to the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago.
We wanted to make sense of this kind of violence in ways to address it, so we've called Brian Murphy.
He is a former top Department of Homeland Security official, where he focused on intelligence and counterterrorism.
And he's long sounded the alarm on the rise of domestic extremism.
Brian Murphy, welcome.
Thank you for joining us.
Hi, Michelle.
Thanks for having me.
I love this.
The part that I liked about this is, you know, they call the FBI like Nazis.
How does that work with a Jew analogy?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Jew analysis, by the way, when you played that clip was just out of the blue.
It's got nothing to do with anything.
Except for Garland, I guess.
He's what I'm saying.
Trumpers, Proud Boys, they're all seen as Nazis.
Nazis, fascists, neo-Nazis.
But yet they're calling the FBI Nazis?
Come on.
Everybody's a Nazi.
Let's go on with this guy.
So I want to mention that you spent some years at the FBI before joining Homeland Security.
I wanted to ask you what stood out to you about the attack on that FBI field office.
What did you notice?
So what stood out to me about this attack is just the level of rhetoric is something I've never seen while I was in the FBI, DHS, or at the private company that I'm at now.
How do you gauge the volume of it?
Is it the fact that it went to that level so quickly in response to so little information?
Is it like the number of people who seem to want to participate in that kind of dialogue?
How do you gauge the volume of something like that?
I think you kind of touched on two of the ways.
One, it's just the number.
And so, you know, in the company I'm at now, we have the, I have the benefit of looking at a diverse set of social media platforms.
And from a wide range of those, we just saw the, you know, almost right after the search was announced publicly, the number of people talking about very violent things against the FBI.
I thought that was very alarming.
One of the things that interests me is that these individuals are continually sort of described as lone wolves, as it were, you know, that the sort of implication is, is that, you know, this is just an individual who took it under his own, you know, under his own authority to go act in a certain way.
Like, I'm thinking about the Comet Pizza incident, which, you know, because we're in Washington, D.C., where this man decided that people weren't adequately responding to it, despite the fact that we have Thousands of law enforcement officials in Washington, D.C.
sworn law enforcement officers.
He decided that he alone had to rescue fictional children from Child Predator Ring, which of course is ridiculous, didn't happen, but he took a weapon into a crowded pizza restaurant and he could have killed somebody.
Holy crap!
What is she bringing into this?
Hold on a second.
I'm glad the lone wolves are back.
What is she bringing into this?
I, you know, I listened and heard the same thing.
It's like, okay.
So now it's the... There's a lot of messaging here.
One, don't forget, I'm going to give you some messaging.
Okay.
We have thousands and thousands of cops in Washington, DC.
They're everywhere.
In fact, the whole place is crawling with them.
Make a note of that.
What else was there?
And there's a bunch of really dubious Things to push.
There's narratives here they're trying to organize and it's like the Lone Wolf one is back because the Lone Wolf one explains the fact that no one knew of the, you know, the... Yeah, that it's not coordinated.
The fact that we're being spied on constantly.
Nobody can figure out anything that's going on.
Okay, well it's some good work.
So let's go on.
Now this one, this next clip has got a little item in here.
Okay.
Over and over again, we seem to see these as individuals, and I just wonder, why do we keep seeing these as individuals?
I mean, is it – you know, it seems like when other people engage in this kind of conduct, we see them as part of a broader movement.
Is there a way to – should we change our thinking about this?
Yeah, I think I know I have I'm glad you brought that up.
I don't think it about the individuals anymore.
I think about the narrative and What we're looking at is how these narratives coalesce in really these filter bubbles of the like-minded and From these narratives you'll start seeing a sub narrative which will be the more violent people encouraging each other, right?
So there's a sudden text that develops where you get the truly violent people who are encouraging each other and then oh man If you, like me, are getting dizzy from this, just look at the ground.
It will all go away.
It's just information.
It's just people, blah, blah.
This is... This is... What is the word term I'm looking for?
It's... It's like these people don't have enough worry in their life.
They're making shit up.
Well, it's lone wolves, but can't we force them into a group?
I don't know, like... Trump!
It's so obvious.
I find it baffling myself.
So here we go, this rap.
Encouraging each other and then more and more we see the switchover from social media into the real world where real physical violence occurs.
And that is, you know, you can't, I can't say it's a guarantee every time, but it certainly is happening almost every time where we see that frequency of a switchover into the physical world.
It's, you can almost predict it, unfortunately.
Does there seem to be sort of a collectively urgent response to this among law enforcement and frankly citizens across the country?
Because these seem to keep popping up in different places.
And I just wonder, is there a sense of urgency around this?
I don't know if I would say there's this sense of urgency that I would agree with, but what I have seen over a decade plus is there has been a shift, which gives us hope.
I do believe both within the executive branch and also at social media companies, and I'm not going to give them a pass either, but I think they're doing more than they were just a year ago.
I think, you know, we're on a good path, it's just that we're not, as we described a little bit earlier, it's not urgent enough, at least for where I think we need to be.
I sent this to you, I don't know if, you probably didn't read all four parts, it was hard enough for me to get through it, of the thing from, was it Conservative Treehouse?
The story behind the documents and it really lays out how the intelligence communities run everything.
Yeah, I saw that.
It was a good piece.
I saved it.
Yeah, so it's four very long articles.
You can find it under the RAID in the show notes at noagendashow.net.
Well worth reading through, because there's a lot of these documents.
It's just so obvious what is happening in our world, and we're being run, we're being played, we're being lied to, and they're all complicit, pretty much all of them.
And this NPR, this is just capture.
I'm sure she's... Do you think she's really interested or is she just reading the bullet points that she's supposed to?
That's a good question.
I'm not sure.
And the same with climate change.
So now, from what I can see, we have passed a bill that's supposed to fix the climate.
How much is this thing now?
It seems like now it's 700-something billion dollars.
It's a lot of wasted money, it looks like to me.
Well, let's just call it a trillion, because by the time it's done, it'll be a trillion dollars.
Someone tried to give me an example of a trillion dollars.
Let's see if I remember this correctly.
If you got $1 per second, every second of every day you got $1, in 11 days, you'd be a millionaire.
If you keep getting that $1 every second, in 31 years, where we go from 11 days to 31 years, you're a billionaire.
To become a trillionaire, it's like 31,000 years of $1 every second.
Maybe that puts it into perspective.
Now, what does this bill do?
Well, Nancy Pelosi said it.
How can they vote against the planet?
Mother Earth!
Mother Earth gets angry from time to time, and this legislation will help us address all of that.
Okay!
Mother Earth gets angry from time to time, and this legislation will address all of that.
That is the people you let vote for you with your money.
She's in a spot where they can't vote her out.
What do you mean?
Well, Nancy Pelosi, like most Californians, has been gerrymandered.
She's in a district in San Francisco that I don't think a Republican's ever won it or even a competitive Democrat for a hundred years.
It's just, you get that job where she is and you've got a job for life.
So, because it's San Francisco?
No, it's because it's this district.
It's just a bunch of Nancy Pelosi loving district.
It's just hard to explain.
It's just a district that votes a certain way.
A lot of these districts are out there.
You get somehow get into that job and in that district and you can stay there forever and people just coast.
Huh.
Just get reelected and reelected for just infinitely.
Yeah.
Well, maybe it would be it would be shocking if they changed her.
That's not that well, she's gonna have to retire.
I mean, she should have retired already.
When is she up for election again?
Every, yeah, all of them are.
Of course, yeah.
So she'll just go another couple of years?
Oh, man.
Yeah, she wants.
I have to say, you know, when she got the new programming after coming back from Taiwan and she got the China good programming, one China.
They did her hair at the same time.
Uh, they must have some hairdressers there, or maybe Pierre flew in, too.
Well, what I was thinking is, hey, Nance, we flew Pierre in to do your hair, and then, you know, he's like, ooh, I'm doing a nice thing with you, and she goes, ow!
What did you do?
Pinched me!
And that's when they inserted the probe.
Look at her hair!
Her hair actually looks pretty good.
It looks a little more appropriate for her.
Looks like a wig to me, but okay.
No, it's not a wig.
And by the way, I get people yelling at me that Jean-Claude Vanpierre Van Damme is not wearing a wig.
I don't know, man.
It seems like one to me.
Oh, you're talking about the, oh yeah.
Yeah, it looks like one to me too.
No, yeah, but most people are saying it's not.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, well, let them say what they want.
Who cares?
It's not important.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
Okay, do you want to change the topic?
Yeah, global warming, please.
I got a clip.
Dust devils.
Listen to this carefully and just roll your eyes at the end.
Dust devils.
A dust devil in England.
It's a sight rarely seen in the country.
The unique wind phenomenon followed heat waves and warm spells.
This video was taken by Durham and Darlington County Fire Rescue.
The footage shows a whirlwind spinning through a field just scorched by a wildfire.
Winds in a dust devil funnel can reach 60 miles per hour.
They most often occur in the desert or forest and usually happen during peak sunlight hours.
The phenomenon is often accompanied by warm weather, which isn't common in England, but for the time being, parts of the country are riding a second summer heat wave.
Temperatures are expected to go above 86 degrees in the coming days.
Temperatures, stop!
Stop the presses!
Temperatures are going to go above 86 degrees, which is what it is in Hawaii, 99%, but it's okay.
86 degrees in the coming days, I don't know, what will they do?
Well, here's the issue.
The UK specifically is in big trouble.
You know, they have these caps on energy for people at home, but people with businesses, they're now seeing what's happening with the heat wave where they want to turn on some air conditioner or whatever they can do, and their bills are now 10x, 10x for businesses.
And the UK is using this, this extreme heat, 86 degrees, okay, extreme heat, to prepare everybody for the blockouts, to prepare everybody for a very cold winter, to prepare everybody that climate change, climate change is what's screwing you.
Climate, not Not the change to batteries, but climate change itself.
Temperatures in Europe are climbing as another heat wave sweeps the continent, threatening to disrupt travel and business, and of course, ratcheting up pressure on the region's strained power infrastructure.
Now to dive deeper into Europe's energy crisis, let's bring Bloomberg's European Energy Editor.
She's Rachel Morrison.
Rachel, do we have a concrete plan on what happens when we get into the colder months if Russia turns off the taps completely?
Well, what we're seeing at the moment is Europe's energy system really being tested by this summer weather, which usually wouldn't be so much of a problem.
Sometimes we do see the impact of heat on rivers.
We've talked a lot about the Rhine and on nuclear plants.
But really, it is worrying to see the strain that's being put on the energy market at the moment before it even gets cold.
I mean, we have really high prices, gas prices are up to the highest in two weeks today.
And what that is doing is setting the stage for winter.
So what's being priced in is people thinking that this is only going to get worse in winter when it does start to get cold when demand rises.
We're seeing governments scrambling to try to get their plans in place, deciding who they're going to ration, which industries will need gas most, how they're going to keep the lights on.
But those plans aren't firmly in place yet because obviously they're big economic decisions that need to be made.
It's a really difficult moment for the UK because the same as across Europe, energy bills are rising for people, for consumers.
And we have a price cap in the UK and predictions are that in October, that's going to rise significantly and again in January, which is going to push lots of millions of people into poverty and leave people unable to pay those bills.
So pressure is coming on to this caretaker government to do more.
But the problem is they don't know who the leader is going to be.
And while the industry are saying you are the same party, you need to sort this out.
Within the Conservative Party, there are different ideas about how to tackle this.
So the meeting today is to really try to weigh up what some of the options are for additional help for people, because that pressure is only going to grow as we get closer to the point where we know what level bills are going to be at for the start of winter.
So they're really playing up this heat wave all across Europe and the number one is the Rhine.
Oh, the Rhine!
The Rhine, it's going dry.
We won't be able to move any goods.
And you have to understand, the Rhine is a very important river for moving goods throughout Europe, particularly Germany.
And I have the hindsight or I have the historical knowledge of having lived in Europe in the 70s and 80s.
And I remember the same thing.
It must have been maybe 78, 79.
Oh, the Rhine, it's going to dry up.
We won't be able to move any goods.
It's so hot.
Same exact, same exact thing, but they have a new twist.
The hunger stones, the hunger stones are showing up again.
Now you hear hunger stones resurface as Europe faces historic drought.
Have you ever heard of the hunger stones?
There's some stones in the river or something that's just bullcrap is what it is.
I'll read from the book of knowledge.
Brief me, brief me.
I'm briefing you.
A hunger stone is a type of hydrological landmark common in Central Europe.
Hunger stones serve as famine memorials and warnings and were erected in Germany and in ethnic German settlements throughout Europe in the 15th and 19th centuries.
The stones were embedded into a river during droughts to mark the water level as a warning to future generations that they'll have to endure famine-related hardships if the water sinks to this level again.
And the famous one, which is now in play, is the Elbe River in the Czech Republic, which has... and it's chiseled into this hunger stone.
Wenn du mich siehst, dann weine.
Which means, if you see me, weep.
And so this one surfaced.
So can I ask a question?
Before you continue, I want you to continue.
The hunger stones were put in at a time when the river was low and they could put the stone in, right?
Well, the stone is already in there.
I mean, okay, it's in there, but it's marked.
Yeah, they chiseled.
They chiseled in that little thing.
So, in other words, it's happened before.
You can't mark the stone unless the river's already been down that low.
1918 was the last time it was explored.
So, we had global warming in 1918?
Is it that we had global warming in 1918?
Is that that we had global warming in 1918?
No, no, we had global warming in 1816 when these stones were put in.
We had global warming in 1816?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So they put the stones in in 1816.
Then in 19... So it must have been low in 1816.
Yes, because of climate change.
So it's low again.
So golly.
Hey, do you see a pattern?
1816, 19, 18, 20.
Oh, oh my goodness.
What is it?
Apparently these stones were uncovered again during the drought of 2018.
Oh, what are the chances?
People can't even remember four years ago!
This is a hoax!
This is bullshit!
I mean, total, total hoax!
These things have surfaced, and they seem to have a 100-year cycle!
Oh, isn't that interesting?
I'm sure there was something that took place in the 1700s, too.
Well, yeah, the 1600s, some of them.
Alright, but it's nothing like what you're gonna get.
You better look out the window at the mudflats because... The California megastorm and the megaflood is on the way!
Sea level rise.
It's a looming threat to all of California as global temperatures increase due to human-caused climate change.
Sea level rise is not the answer to our water challenges in California.
It actually works against us.
27 million Californians rely on water that flows through the Delta.
That water is salt-free, and it needs to stay that way for us to use.
But it's exactly where water from the Pacific would push into as ocean levels rise.
If that area were to become salty, it would take at least two years to regenerate those freshwater conditions.
Climate models estimate that for every degree of warming, the average global ocean level will rise another seven and a half feet.
And our current carbon use patterns have already made that just about inevitable.
So, you know, two degrees is the max that we're supposed to have.
I'm not sure exactly where they're measuring it, but two degrees, okay?
Two degrees.
So for every extra degree, the sea rises seven feet.
...level will rise another seven and a half feet.
And our current carbon use patterns have already made that just about inevitable this century.
According to global research put together by Climate Central, one degree Celsius of warming could lead to seawater inundation for the Delta region that looks like this.
It's outlined here in the red area.
By the way, you're in the red area.
On the map.
Set up to 2 degrees Celsius, seawater pushes even further inland.
Some of the more extreme tidal projections have ocean water in midtown Sacramento.
Earlier this month, the Department of Water Resources filled in a temporary dam designed to keep saltwater away from the central delta during drought years.
We're able to keep this interior delta fresh with the release of less fresh water from our upstream reservoirs.
Upstream reservoirs including Lake Oroville and Lake Shasta.
Another more long-term plan is the Delta Conveyance Project, first introduced in the 1950s.
It would create a sort of underground water bypass, keeping freshwater separate from natural delta waterways.
The Delta Conveyance Project itself is a game changer from all those prior Potential projects or alternative projects.
The idea is controversial.
It involves building over 40 miles of tunnels through rural communities.
Those opposed say it would disrupt lifestyles and the environment.
But one way or another, researchers know... The Delta is like the heart of California.
A heart that needs to be protected as sea level rise creeps closer and closer to the front of people's minds.
Sea level.
Is it creeping closer to the front of your mind?
The sea level?
No.
No.
I'm looking down here right now.
It's the same as it's been for the last 50 years.
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is what would happen to San Francisco Bay.
Almost 15 years!
He's been looking out his window.
What do you see at the mudflats, John?
Any change?
Do you see 7 1⁄2 feet?
None.
No change whatsoever.
Let me look at the old 1895 map somebody sent me.
Okay, any change?
Looks the same.
Looks exactly the same.
Crazy!
I don't understand it!
Well, as somebody pointed out, it's silt.
Silt?
One of our listeners said, you're full of shit that's rising and the only reason it looks the same is because of silt.
Okay.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
It didn't make any sense to me either.
Because we also have the East Shore Freeway here, which is running along the coastline, and it's at sea level.
It should be flooded.
It should be flooded.
It's not, but maybe silt has something to do with that.
Okay.
Well, leave it to the experts, eh?
Eh?
Eh?
Leave it to those experts, eh?
I have a couple of clips I want to play.
I don't know what they are.
Okay.
But let's see what it is.
It's dogs and, it's actually got DOS on here, but it's dogs and chips.
And highly trained sniffer dogs can detect all kinds of contraband.
Now, a select few have added USBs, microchips, and hard drives to their list to help combat child abuse and terrorism across Australia.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
There's an interesting premise.
So dogs can sniff out USB devices and chips?
Hold on, let me get the last bit.
USBs, microchips... Let me just, this is weird.
Now, a select few have added USBs, microchips, and hard drives to their list to help combat child abuse and terrorism across Australia.
This clip is insane!
So, I mean, of course the dog is gonna sniff USB sticks, hard drives everywhere in the world, okay?
And this is to combat...
Child abuse and terrorism?
These dogs are great!
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
I want one of these dogs.
I divided it into two parts so they can try to maybe explain, and they do explain it, and it's just a stretch.
And so these dogs, these special dogs, and I, you know, dogs, I know dogs can smell a lot of different things, but whether they can smell a USB drive, which is inert.
Well, especially one that has, like, porn on it.
Can they sniff the bits?
Can they sniff the bits?
Well, they claim they can smell these things, but it turns out that the reason for sniffing these things is because, well, it kind of explains how the child abuse, the rest of it comes into play in the second part.
Dogs are frequently used by law enforcement to sniff out explosives and drugs, but this clever canine has learned a new skill, using her incredible nose to sniff out USBs and hard drives.
The dogs that we currently have out there predominantly search for USBs, microchips, Any form of digital media that carries memory.
These dogs specifically target those items that might otherwise be missed in a search.
and contain files that police use to identify criminals.
These dogs specifically target those items that might otherwise be missed in a search.
Only the top dogs are selected for this job.
We require the top 1% of dogs that we see through the program to succeed in this discipline.
The dogs are picked from as young as 9 weeks old for a strenuous training program.
It's every day from morning to afternoon and some night shifts there as well too.
And it's been about a three month process to just get these dogs out and working.
At the end of the day, the dogs are rewarded for their hard work with some playtime.
Their only paycheck is to get a big play and a big game at the end of doing something right.
The dogs have helped solve crimes all over Australia.
Currently, they've been deployed in more than 70 operations and found more than 300 items.
Thanks to their success, the program has been expanded to Victoria, South Australia and Western Australia.
Currently, there are nine dogs working and another two in training.
Okay.
That's a silly story.
I don't know why.
Yeah, that's okay.
But I guess they can come into your house and say, ah, you got a USB hidden over here in the drawer.
There must be a hundred million USBs that people don't even know they have.
Or what's on it.
I find them all the time.
Yeah.
And I'm almost like, I should stick this in a machine.
No, probably shouldn't.
No, I don't.
My machines are very well protected.
I have a couple of Ukraine clips, because I watched a documentary that somebody found, the CBS documentary that's taken off the air.
Wait, this is the one about Zelensky and how he came to power, that one?
No, no, the CBS documentary about Ukraine selling weapons on the black market.
Oh, you mean the new version or the original version?
The original one.
Oh, okay, good, yes.
This is the one they had to take down because, well, we've learned some new things since we put it up, i.e.
they got a phone call.
Well, I think I'm trying to figure out... I looked at this thing thinking to myself, what's in it that they don't want us to see?
Okay.
And so I came up with two specific things.
One was kind of the opening, which they kind of harped on.
I think this may be it.
And then there's a second one that I thought might be it too.
I can't tell which of the two, but I got both these clips.
They're both short.
This is Ukraine CBS special just says special.
In the past two months we've moved weapons and equipment to Ukraine at record speed.
Drones, grenade launchers, machine guns.
We're seeing this incredible historic flow of weapons coming into Ukraine.
Do we have any sense as to Where are they going?
We don't know.
There is really no information as to where they're going at all.
You know, all this stuff goes to the border and then kind of like something happens, it kind of like... 30% maybe, we just need to find the destination.
30%?
Are you concerned about weapons getting into the wrong hands?
I don't care at all whether that happens.
What sort of a unit do you command?
Can't say.
I'm a bit confused.
You know we played this clip two shows ago, right?
No, I don't know that, but the next clip is... I'm sure we didn't play because I would have remembered it.
No, I know we talked about the 30% loss.
There was also one other thing in there.
They had this guy, supposedly was a...
Advisor, ex-U.S.
Marine, lieutenant or something?
Yeah, who ran the N.G.O., which is... With a British accent?
Yeah, oh yeah.
How many Marines do we have?
Yeah, I don't know.
With British accents, that are lieutenants?
Uh... Hey, spotty!
It doesn't make sense.
Okay.
Now, I began looking at this, I looked at this, and I saw this, and I think this is the reason that they didn't want to show this, I'm thinking.
Because I saw this, I was stunned.
I'm sorry?
Second part, play.
Modern drones have proven to be the most successful tool in breaking frontline stalemates.
We have to adapt to... Yes, I'm sorry.
A former German soldier who asked to stay anonymous is instructing the unit.
Yeah.
How transformational have drones been for Ukraine?
Already it was clear in 2015 that it's going to be drone war.
Meaning, not like, you know, the Reaper level, you know, drone war, but tactical drones for all kinds of purposes.
I think I lost count how many drones we were putting here.
Yeah.
Anti-drone kit.
Taking down drones very, very far away.
To use it as a defense against drones.
Okay, so what exactly?
Did you see this piece of gear?
Yeah, but this...
I've never...
What was that thing?
It was the weirdest piece of gear and it supposedly takes down drones from a distance?
Yeah, it fries them with a laser, or at first it disrupts their transmission, or the GPS, or it tries to throw it off of balance with a number of things.
This has been around for a couple of years.
I've never seen this thing before.
Yeah, but it's not for the big drones, it's for the smaller drones.
Yeah, it's got flaps on the sides, it's a screwy looking thing.
I think we should get one of these.
This was not the reason to re-edit the documentary.
The whole thing is embarrassing because it's about weapons not going to Ukraine.
Well, that's for sure, but I'm telling you, I'm convinced it was when they showed this thing.
I've never seen it.
I've never seen it before.
You've seen this in other venues?
Yes.
Well, no.
No, I've only seen the demonstration of it.
I don't think I've seen it in any venues or theaters, as we would call it.
Theater of war.
But part of it is a directed energy weapon, laser.
Part of it is signal disruption.
And part of it is GPS reception, jamming or something.
Apparently quite effective.
You can get your countermeasure thing working fast enough.
Why wouldn't they work on the big drones?
I don't know.
I just know that... I don't know if they have that.
They might.
I mean, you need... It's a little bigger thing, you know.
You probably need one of those full-on... It's not a portable backpack-type deal.
You know, this has got to be a whole truck that sets up to get the big boys out.
This is the latest though, the latest fear-mongering coming out of Ukraine and the theater of war.
A developing story from the war in Ukraine.
The shelling in Europe's largest nuclear plant has prompted an urgent new warning from the United Nations.
The UN's nuclear chief is warning both sides to immediately stop any action that jeopardizes safety at the Ukrainian facility.
Russia.
Yeah, so Europe is talking about this.
Oh man!
We're all gonna die.
Radiation.
They hit the plant.
I don't think that that happens like that.
I don't think so either, and if something bad happened to that plant, the radiation would go into Russia.
Yeah, it's closer to Russia, for sure.
Yeah, and the prevailings go into Russia, so a lot of the story doesn't make sense because of that.
No.
No, most of the stuff on television today makes no sense.
For instance, Iran.
Now, this, what do you call him, Rusty Salmon?
Rusty Salmon.
Salmon Rusty, who by the way has had a fatwa against him for, get ready for it, 33 years.
Yep.
So all of a sudden, you know, Iran is in the news two days after the Biden administration announces they want to try and rekindle the Iran nuclear deal.
It's like, is this now part of, okay, so the agency, the CIA said, all right, Barack, listen, we'll let you, I know it's painful that it got screwed up and this was the deal you want, we'll let Joe do it and you can take credit for the cocktail parties, okay?
I mean, what other reason is there to rekindle this?
What do you think they have going on?
So, you're starting off with the assumption that this was a, uh, spook operation.
Uh, no, no, no, no, not that.
No, actually, what I'm, uh, the reason why I'm saying spook operation is this clip from CBS.
Investigators say the alleged murder-for-hire plot began to take shape after this drone strike in Iraq assassinated top Iranian general Qasem Soleimani over two years ago.
Former National Security Advisor John Bolton quickly tweeted, congratulations to all involved.
Iran vowed retaliation.
The Justice Department is now charging Shahram Poursafi, a member of Iran's Revolutionary Guard, with offering $300,000 to murder Bolton.
What did the FBI say about the serious nature of the threat?
They were able to confirm that it was potentially an effort either to kidnap me or assassinate me.
According to newly released law enforcement records, Poursafi, working from Iran, hired operatives to surveil and then eliminate Bolton, even texting pictures of cash promising handsome payments.
Separately, sources told CBS News, another target of the Iranian plot included former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.
What Poursafi didn't know is that he was dealing with an FBI confidential source.
A lot of this is done with the secrecy.
Bill Evanina ran counterintelligence operations during the Trump administration.
The threat does not go away at all to Ambassador Bolton or any other official that Iran has their targets on.
With talks to revive the 2015 nuclear deal with Iran, Bolton warned the White House against engagement.
I think there's no doubt that there are other plots, and not just against former government officials, against innocent American civilians.
It tells you the very nature of the regime in Tehran, that this is the kind of terrorist regime they are.
Bolton now has the same level of Secret Service protection he had while working at the White House.
Nate, Iran denies any involvement.
Alright.
So this is actually from last week.
I wonder about this story.
Well, is this not the guy who just three weeks ago said, oh yeah, no, I participated in coups?
Isn't that kind of what this is?
Like, oh, they're trying to kill me, let's go for some regime change.
And who gives a shit about John Bolton?
Why?
If Iran wants to come out and kill somebody, an American, for whatever reason, because they had something to do with assassinations, Make it a real number.
300,000.
That's insulting.
Yeah, I mean the fatwa on Rusty Salmon was $3 million.
Yes!
I have this clip from Rusty Salmon as well.
This was the scene shortly before 11 a.m., right after the moment a man was tackled after allegedly stabbing Salman Rushdie on stage, just as he was about to speak in Chautauqua, New York.
Steven Davies witnessed the attack.
They got maybe 10 seconds into their introduction when an assailant jumped out of the audience onto the stage.
He had a black mask and immediately began pummeling Salman Rushdie.
75-year-old Rushdie was apparently stabbed in the neck and abdomen.
A number of people rushed to his aid.
The award-winning author was medevaced to an area hospital.
Did the attacker say anything?
Not that I heard.
Rushdie's writings are considered by many Muslims to be blasphemous.
His 1988 novel, Satanic Verses, led to the supreme leader of Iran calling for his execution.
Rushdie was living with a bounty on his head, now worth over $3 million.
So, to me, it feels like this is a setup for something against Iran.
I mean, this may not have been planned, but good timing!
Quick!
Let's threaten Bolton!
Well, the Bolton thing got... which is older.
That Bolton thing... Oh, that was older?
Okay.
Way before this.
But the report was from this weekend.
It's from CBS this weekend.
They were repurposing it, because I had a clip.
It was really a couple, two, three shows ago.
This Rushdie thing is new.
So if you're going to go with your theory, which is, you know, reasonable, it's like, let's do the Bolton thing.
Nothing, you know, Bolton.
The 350?
Okay, whatever.
Who cares about Bolton?
They screwed it up.
They had the wrong numbers.
They had the wrong guy.
And so then they go after Rushdie, and the Rushdie story has a lot of legs.
It happened just this week, and it's been getting a lot of attention, and poor Rushdie got stabbed in the eye, stabbed in the neck, stabbed in the liver.
The guy's a wreck.
They didn't mention that in this report that he got.
I heard that too.
It was like, that should be the lead, man.
Stabbing someone in the eye, that's like the next level.
Yeah, it's bad.
Next level.
So now we got attention.
And the thing was, I put this in the newsletter.
I have two tweets in the newsletter that talk about the Rushdie thing.
And one of them shows that the current Ayatollah, the religious guy running Iran, tweeted in 2019 that, hey, that old Fatwa, you know, because I was under the impression it was lifted.
That old fatwa still is in play.
It's got nothing to do with it.
You know, the book's still out.
So he's pretty much re-instituted the fatwa in 2019 on Twitter.
Of course, you'd think they'd take that down and they finally did eventually, but it was already too late.
Because, you know, they're too busy watching Republicans.
Now, this happened in New York?
It happened in upstate New York.
Has Governor Hochul come out and banned knives?
Not yet.
Oh, okay.
Seems like you should jump on that.
No, she should.
Knife crisis.
Knife crisis.
Hmm.
So this, I think, yeah, the timing is a little dubious.
Well, especially since they, I'm just trying to figure out, is it that the administration wants, because Bolton clearly not in this administration, the administration wants to rekindle the Iran deal and then we have to get these two events?
So is someone against it or is this being used?
I would say yes.
Someone has to be against it.
Somebody doesn't want the Iran deal rekindled and they tried with the Bolton thing and that didn't go anywhere because who cares?
Yeah, you're right.
Bolton, that was no good.
You know what?
I got an idea.
I stab someone in the eye that gets their attention.
Yeah, and the Rushdie thing was a big deal amongst the intellectual elites when it happened.
The original 1988 FOTWA became a big deal, and Rushdie had to go into hiding and all the rest of it, and everybody was upset about it.
And nobody cares about Bolton, and so just bring the Rushdie thing back into play, which Uh, get this for the liberals get all worked up.
Oh, no, no.
Well, these guys are terrible.
And look what they did.
And so because it's the liberals who want to do deals with Iran.
So now they maybe that would get them off the, off the, uh, off that bandwagon.
I don't know.
It's something up.
I think you're right.
Coincidences.
Just a couple of great reset New World Order things that I've been collecting.
Mainly the digital identity program in Candanavia.
We got to keep our eye on this, what they're doing up there.
This of course started as the As the COVID passed, etc.
But now it's Canada's Digital Ambition 2022.
And it's very similar to what you see in Europe, where governments are saying, look, we need to give you a digital identification, digital setup, digital system, so you can interact with us.
Interact, you see.
And it's spreading.
And we knew this would happen.
This is the senator for Queensland, Malcolm Roberts.
The World Economic Forum is the source of our digital identity bill.
Parts of our digital identity bill were copied and pasted from World Economic Forum's digital platform policy, I think it's called.
The same bill, or virtually identical bill, has been rolled out in other countries around the world.
New Zealand, Canada, Britain, Singapore, Thailand.
That's where bills are before the Parliament right now.
The EU, European Union, has a bill for the whole of the European Union.
Malaysia has it in place, passed already, it's already at 64% uptake, so it'll be needed once they get 100% uptake, or very close to 100% uptake, then they will just make it compulsory for anything to do with the government or banking.
In the Philippines it's similar, and in Indonesia it's across government only, not banking yet.
So they're moving this out throughout Asia and throughout the European Union and through Canada and North America.
Have you done any more research on the digital ID here in the U.S.?
I know you were working on something.
No, I haven't touched it for six months at least.
In Germany, the Green Party minister is proposing to establish centers for neighbors to report on each other.
For political incorrectness?
Gee, in Germany even?
Wow, that's a surprise.
Isn't that great?
I know.
Here's my favorite.
MGM and Amazon are launching a new television show.
It's called Ring Nation.
And they will be playing viral videos from doorbell cameras.
So, you know what this means, because of course there's prize money attached to it.
Everyone's gonna want to share their doorbell videos.
Hey, why don't you look at one?
Just do anything that you want.
Mimi'll do it.
Does she have a ring video camera?
She loves her ring cameras up at the house up north.
Oh my goodness, she's a goner.
Oh, she's all in.
Does he have any other gadgets like that or is it just the ring video?
Just that.
One ring video.
I don't want to mention a lot of people are talking about the 80 billion dollars that the IRS now receives in this new inflation reduction package.
Yeah.
Because that's how you do it.
You start giving away money and that reduces inflation.
Um, so first of all, you know, it's a little bit of a talking point that I'm hearing everywhere.
87,000.
It's like 87,000.
That's the number of IRS agents.
It, I have to point out is over a 10 year period.
Uh, they have, they have a lot of catching up to do.
So it's not like a boom, there's 87,000 new agents.
Uh, it'll, I don't think you could train 87,000.
They can't even train Danny agents in my, uh, in my opinion.
Boy, here we go.
I've got a clip on this.
Oh, good.
It's about the bullets and guns.
It's this IRS deadly force clip.
Yeah, so before I play it, we've known this.
We've talked about this since 2007.
The IRS has guns.
They've come to my office with their guns looking for me.
They just couldn't find me, but okay.
And everyone's all bent out of shape because I guess now we're just finding out about this.
Agents willing to use deadly force.
That's what the IRS is looking for.
Some are wondering why a tax agency needs that.
The job advertisement for IRS special agents that are willing to use deadly force is raising eyebrows.
The tax agency is already in the spotlight.
Eyebrows?
Because it could soon double its workforce.
The IRS has stockpiled 5 million rounds of ammunition and spent $750,000 this year to buy more.
That's according to Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.
A former IRS agent told NTD that some agents respond to dangerous situations where they might encounter armed criminals.
He says it's important for these agents to be able to defend themselves.
Okay.
So that's bullshit.
Defending themselves.
No, that's totally untrue.
The United States Department of Education has guns and ammo and agents who carry them.
The CDC has agents who carry concealed guns when they're going to check things out.
Now, that may be for their protection, but let's not pretend like the USDA, the U.S.
Department of Agriculture, they've got guns.
In fact, there's cutouts, carve-outs, and exceptions in every single bill that is supposed to disarm the American public.
But okay, the people are supposed to help the farmers and the children.
They get to have guns.
The IRS, it wasn't bad enough that they were targeting groups and auditing people.
People didn't get it then?
Oh, and now, oh, oh, gee, I mean, let me put it into perspective.
This is the world that people like Beto O'Rourke want for us.
They have all the guns, you're the asshole who wants to defend yourself.
I'm gonna make sure that now 11 weeks since we lost 19 kids and their two teachers, Shot to death with a weapon originally designed for use in combat, legally purchased by an 18 year old.
Oh, he's about to get worse.
Who did not try to obtain one when he was 16 or 17, but followed the law that's on the books, ladies and gentlemen, that says that you can buy not one, you can buy two or more if you want to.
AR-15s.
Hundreds of rounds of ammunition and take that weapon that was originally designed for use on the battlefields in Vietnam to penetrate an enemy soldier's helmet at 500 feet and knock him down dead.
Up against kids at 5 feet.
It may be funny to you, motherfucker, but it's not funny to me, okay?
So, Beto sits there, and this was great, by the way.
Very well placed.
I don't know if that was a shill.
It seems like, because someone started laughing about his ridiculous statement that the AR-15 was designed for Vietnam.
No?
Excuse me, wasn't that the M1?
M16?
Not the AR-15.
Am I crazy?
not the AR-15 am I crazy?
No, M16 is similar but not the same the AR-15 is not designed for rugged use in the field No, he says it was designed to kill people at 500 yards in Vietnam.
No, that's just not true.
No, it's not true.
It will kill somebody at 500 yards.
Sure.
Yeah, of course.
Anyway, that's the idea.
And everyone's just gonna sit around and post on Twitter how outraged they are.
Why does the RR rush new guns?
Why don't you vote some people in that will stop that shit, people?
Because we're under attack.
Beta's not voted in.
He's just a loner.
He's just out there.
He's a lone wolf making these commentaries.
I mean, he's running, I guess.
No, but I mean, the IRS has the guns.
The U.S.
Department of Agriculture has the guns.
Department of Homeland Security has the guns.
He said people should be disarmed.
You're right.
Everybody has guns.
But yeah, everyone has guns.
The founder of Whole Foods is retiring.
I think, what's his name?
John Mack, I think.
The guy from Texas?
Yeah.
You know, this started in Austin.
Yeah.
Yeah, John Mackie is his name.
Started in Austin.
Was a revolution in shopping.
Why?
Oh, he totally changed the amount of product that was being offered, the display, of course the pricing, brought in fake food called organic, made it all sound fluffy.
It was a huge marketing.
I think it totally changed supermarkets.
Completely changed.
Well, here's a quick little clip.
He was on the Reason podcast.
Uh, and this was the part that I thought was the most interesting.
My concern is... Oh, and I should probably say, these guys were all of, you know, Whole Foods is all about community and better world and, you know, all of the stuff that, uh... It was gooey.
Very gooey.
My concern is that I feel like...
Socialists are taking over.
They're marching through the institutions.
They're taking everything over.
They've taken over education.
It looks like they've taken over a lot of the corporations.
It looks like they've taken over the military.
And it's just continuing.
So I'm deeply concerned about You know, I'm a capitalist at heart, and I believe in liberty and capitalism.
Those are my twin values.
I feel like, you know, with the way freedom of speech is today, the movement on gun control, a lot of the liberties that I've taken for granted most of my life, I think are under threat.
Even he sees the comments.
That didn't get a lot of play.
No, of course not!
No, we can't have that.
No.
But there is a good clip.
Where'd you get that clip?
From the Reason podcast.
No reason.
You did a good job.
I gave them, I'm gonna give them Clip of the Day.
Oh, so they get Clip of the Day and I can just go ahead and pound sand?
Okay, all right, thank you.
I humbly give this award to the Reason podcast.
All right, a few things on food.
McDonald's is reopening their fabulous food restaurants in Kiev.
Kiev?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, that's good for them.
Yeah, well, it's good, you know, the people need to eat too.
The money is in Russia, but okay, Kiev's fine.
Illinois has changed the law that will allow people using SNAP benefits, also known as food stamps, for fast food.
The one thing that's not supposed to happen.
And the most exciting thing was a scheduled conference for September in the White House, which will be a conference on hunger, nutrition and health.
I think the guy leading this conference is the guy who produced the Food Compass.
Which is a Tufts University science-based nutrient profiling system.
I'm sorry, let me repeat that.
It is the most comprehensive and science-based nutrient profiling system to date.
The food compass is used to encourage consumption of foods Actually, yes.
Consumption of ultra-processed foods will strongly discourage consumption of all animal-based foods, including saturated animal fats.
So I just wanted to run through quickly the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, like the top 6 or 7 recommended foods and then the bottom 6 or 7 of bad, bad foods that the White House in September will be sending out.
Kareen Abdul, Jean-Pierre Van Clam, she will be promoting it.
And let's, why don't we start at the bottom.
What foods do you think are the worst according to the Biden food compass?
Well, the worst food is obviously any animal protein.
I would say beef would be at the top of the list.
Pork.
Pork.
No, no.
Ground beef.
Ground beef.
Which, by the way, which is the hamburger.
Yep, pretty much.
Cheddar cheese.
Bad, bad.
A whole egg fried in butter?
Very bad.
Very, very bad.
Now, let's look at the top things.
What are the best things you can eat, according to the Food Compass?
Well, I would... Yeah?
You gonna have me guess?
Yeah, give it a shot.
I think that probably... I'm guessing it would be... It should be... Eventually, the Food Compass will have it up there, if it's not now, which is crickets.
No, we're not there yet.
We're not at the cricket stage yet.
This is still discrediting other stuff.
Like beef.
And eggs.
And butter.
No, best food according to the food compass is watermelon.
It's just water.
Yep.
Have you ever eaten watermelon?
I mean, it's delicious, but it's just sugar water.
Why don't you just give me a glass of water and put a spoon of sugar in it and put a drop of flavoring and that's watermelon.
Number two on the list.
No offense to people who love watermelon.
I love watermelon, but I know what I'm eating.
There's just not, there's not, it's vapid.
Number two on the list.
Empty calories, I would say.
Number two on the list.
Equal scoring with watermelon is our old friend kale.
This is a political list.
This is bullshit.
What is kale better than chard, for example?
Let me see if chard.
Chard is not on the list.
Do you know what number three is?
So watermelon, kale, what could be number three on the list?
Get ready for it.
Number three, four, five, six, seven, eight are just fantastic.
Let's just read them off.
All right.
Number one, watermelon.
Number two, kale.
Number three, frosted mini wheats.
What weight?
You're reading from a bogus list.
No, no, no, no, no.
A frosted mini-wheat is processed food.
Hey, it's number three on their list.
Followed by unsweetened almond milk.
Nutsap.
How is that on there?
That's a... By the way, it's almond slurry.
Go on.
It's nutsap.
That's followed by non-fat frozen yogurt.
Now these still have a score of 80.
Now we're in the 78 score.
Chocolate covered almonds, good for you.
Orange juice with calcium.
Honey nut Cheerios?
I mean, I don't understand this.
People should be outraged.
You're reading from a joke list.
No, this truly is from the Food Compass.
I'm actually looking at the graph produced by the Food Compass people.
It's in the show notes.
I know.
It's insane.
I think they've gone crazy.
They decided, hey, look, we're not, it's not going fast enough with the vaccines and the myocarditis.
We got to do more, more.
I know, let the poor people eat fast food.
And let's tell them to eat frosted mini-wheats.
Well, they got to get, it says ground beef is at the bottom.
They're going to have to get the poor people to eat something other than ground beef.
Because if you're going to have... Kale!
Kale and frosted mini-wheats.
In a bun.
In a toasted sesame bun.
With special sauce.
We have a few people to thank.
I'm I schooled by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah.
Oh, no agenda.
In the morning.
We have a few people to thank, starting with Tucker Soltau in Edmonton, Alberta.
I don't know.
Top of the list was John Mudge in Denver, Colorado, coming in number two.
He's got something to say there.
See if there's anything that we need to read.
Dame Brazen Bird in Edmonton, Oklahoma.
$100.
Oh, she's got something to say.
That's for sure.
She went to a meetup and fell in love.
Brian Gill in Kirkland, Washington.
$100.
Derek Paris, 8888 Monterey, California.
Paris, 8888 Monterey, California.
Sir Deezus in Detroit, Michigan.
you Sir Diesel would be even better.
Robert Umberger in Langhorn.
Oh, he came with 8008, sorry.
And then Robert Umberger came with 8008 and wrote in boob.
And then...
Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Duke of Luna, lover of America and boobs.
Locust, North Carolina, 8008.
Drops down to Gergana Yankova in Chesham, UK, 7114.
Brian Gates in Fremont, California, 6969.
Vote out Swalwell!
Ray Bradbury-Dvorak in Marionette, Wisconsin.
Marionette, Wisconsin.
69, 69.
Christopher Dector.
By the way, Ray Bradbury.
Yes.
Thank you for the army, Dr. Klipsch.
Last show, I've been debating taking the vaccine, accepting the vaccine into my life by joining the Air Force.
Now I will wait.
This can't last forever.
You may have saved my life.
It's possible.
Yeah, it's very possible.
Christopher Dechter, 5678.
Mark Bucciari, I think, in Greenwood, Indiana, 5222.
He's got a birthday.
So does Brian Gates, by the way.
El Guapo in San Antonio, Texas, has a birthday, 5033.
He's been a loyal listener.
He says he needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Needs a de-douching.
He doesn't really need one.
He says I need a de-douching.
He says I need one.
Nah, he doesn't need one, but he got one.
Adam Westerman and...
Gulmarad, New South Wales.
They've got some great names for towns in Australia.
50, and these are all $50 donors.
We've got a short list today, so let me run through the $50 donors and we'll be on our way.
Kevin Dills in Huntersville, North Carolina.
Sir Kevin.
Christian Freeman in San Marcos, Texas.
Michael Wendell in Meadowin, New Jersey.
Preston Isaacson in Boca Raton, Florida.
Keith Ball in Phillipsburg, New Jersey.
Aaron Lundquist in Sebring, Florida.
Daryl DeVille in Newton, Mississippi.
Jim Tucker in National Park, New Jersey.
Fabio Alves in Moncks Corner, South Carolina.
Dame Patricia Worthington in Miami, Florida.
Brandon Savoie in Port Orchard, Washington.
Sir Brandon, to you.
And last but not least, Daniel Galloway in Marietta, Georgia.
I want to thank these people for keeping this show alive.
Indeed, in more ways than one.
And as you heard earlier, people who come in under $50 with their monthly donations, weekly or per show, some at $4 a show, we have a knight joining us today.
It really does.
It can happen.
It can happen for you.
So we have sustaining donations which are under $50 and we don't mention them also because people like to come in under $50 to Definitely remain anonymous.
If you'd like to learn how to support the No Agenda Show under the Value for Value model, where you determine what this show is worth to you, to your pocketbook, to your budget, to whatever you want to send back, that's the revolutionary part of this show.
Learn more here.
I got a very nice note from Sir Chris Wilson.
He sent along an end of show production, which we shall play, of course.
And he did send a note.
I haven't heard from Sir Chris.
He's down.
It was very difficult, certainly the beginning of the lockdowns.
Locking down a man like Sir Chris Wilson is not an easy thing to do.
Asking for trouble.
Asking for big trouble.
And so we kept in touch and I'd check out how he is doing and I know he kept in touch with a lot of people in No Agenda Nation.
But here is a quick note.
Family is doing well aside from losing Dame Kylie's dad and Sir Felix's granddad to heart failure.
Could you please do a call out for Ken Harrison who passed away peacefully this morning at a ripe old age of 94.
Father to three beautiful daughters, seven grandchildren and a couple of great grandkids.
Love, light and prayers from the community will be most appreciated.
And then he adds, almost 12 months since my mom passed as well, her being isolated from everyone during the last two conscious days on this earth is what broke me.
Took a lot for me to not go full Ted.
Understood.
Understood.
I want to mention a note from one of our Luxembourg producers that came in.
Under the money, but it says, and this irks me, because people should help us here a little bit.
ITM, according to the North American calendar week standard, it is week 33!
Oh!
Oh man, what a promotional opportunity missed!
I know you're kicking yourself over that.
Best I can.
Alright.
For everyone who needs it, here's some service goat karma should help you out.
You've got karma.
Here's our list for today.
Chris Grimald turned 50 on the 12th.
Mario Vasquez, happy birthday to his beautiful wife, Shyla, celebrated yesterday.
Dame Slamy, her husband, Sir Dude Chink, it's his birthday today, the 14th.
And Duneb, also celebrating today.
Brian Gates will turn 42 tomorrow.
Mark Boucheril, or Boucheri, happy birthday to her Spartan hot Greek wife.
She celebrates tomorrow.
Kristen McChesney says happy birthday to Zach Simon, celebrating on the 16th.
El Guapo, his daughter Emma, will turn 12 on August 16th.
And finally, David Stolte will be celebrating on the 21st.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe.
And no title changes, but we do have two knights to bring up.
So if you can bring our double-bladed knight sword.
Here it is.
I love that pearl handle.
David Stolte and Chris Grimaldi.
Gentlemen, both of you have achieved knight status.
You've joined the illustrious group of No Agenda Knights and Dames thanks to your support of the No Agenda Show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
I am very proud to pronuncicate thee as Sir Unaffiliated of the Long Term.
And Sir Chris of the Catskills.
Oh, gentlemen, for you, we've got some goodies here.
We've got hookers and blow.
We've got rent boys and chardonnay.
We've got taquitos and tequila.
We've got diet soda and video games.
We've got harlots and howl doll, pepperoni rolls and pale ales, redheads and rye, rubaness, ruban and rosé, geishas and sake, vodka and vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pablum.
Ah!
There's always the mutton and mead.
You can dig in, munching away on the mutton.
Down that with some mead, you'll feel perfect.
Don't get that stuff from Meadworks.
Yeah, get the other stuff, the homemade stuff.
While you're doing that, just jot down your ring size.
Take that over to noagendanation.com slash rings so that we can get the beautiful night rings out to you along with the wax you can use to imprint with the signet ring and seal your important correspondence.
and obviously a certificate of authenticity.
I think...
Authenticity.
And thank you all.
Authenticity.
I'm Jason Keller.
Authenticity.
I'm Jason Keller.
Authenticity.
Thank you for supporting the No Agenda Show.
No Agenda!
Beat up!
It's not your party!
It's actually much more than a party.
It's the physical community that you need to have in your life.
It is important to have that.
No agenda.
Meetups are a place to meet other people, other children, different backgrounds, different lands.
But you have one thing in common and that can help you create a community that could be very valuable one of these days.
Let's see how it went at the monsoon meetup.
In the morning, Shirley Mofo from Tucson with Baroness Beth.
In the morning, John and Adam.
Hey, John and Adam, thanks for all that you do.
We learn a lot.
We love you guys.
Mark and Mel from Tucson, Arizona.
Hi John and Adam, it's Coyote, a shit poster from the showroom.
Sam and Bree, say good morning.
Sir Rocket Man, Ed Laboutier, we're all here with our pocket-sized screaming goat.
This is Vince Dame, the self-proclaimed official beatboxer of No Agenda.
You've got And now I'm proud to introduce Vince's mom.
Hello.
Hey, guys.
My name is Christian.
I'm here with the N.A.
enjoying myself.
I was hit in the mouth by Brothers of the Serpent podcast, and I'm using my time to promote their value for value rock band, $50 Dynasty.
One, two, one, eight, four, eight.
I got to find out who this rock band is.
Are they on stage?
Promoting the No Agenda show?
Kind of like that.
Need to find out more.
There's no more meetups today, I don't think you can join, but on Tuesday...
You can go to the Divided and Concord meetup.
That'll be the August Rush edition, 6.30 at the Side State Brewery.
It has a taco truck in Concord, California, so bring cash.
Then Thursday, next show day, the Cary Courage Local 919, 6 o'clock Eastern, Fort Knight Brewing in Cary, North Carolina.
The third Thursday in Fort Worth, where the Western Simulation begins.
Simulation.
It begins at six o'clock, The Bearded Lady, Fort Worth, Texas.
And finally, August 18th, also on Thursdays, Charlotte's Thursdays, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Monday, monthly.
It's Charlotte at Taverns!
Go there!
And if you can't find one of these near you, go to noagendameetups.com.
Start your own!
They're just like a party!
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
Alright.
I only have one ISO, so I'll play mine.
Yeah, I know.
be where everybody feels the same.
Tiddle, tiddle, tiddle.
It's like a party.
All right.
I only have one ISO, so I'll play mine.
What?
Yeah, I know.
Well, I have that whole, the whole ISOs from the niece, but they're not cut up, so.
Well, you have to cut those up next time.
Okay, I got, uh, I only have two.
Well, let me play my one and see what your two are.
Here we go.
Tier one, moronic.
What was it?
Something moronic?
Tier one, moronic?
Tier one, moronic.
Okay, no, you don't like it.
Okay, I got, uh, two.
I got, what is next?
What's next?
What's next?
Yeah.
And I got very nice.
It was very nice.
I'm really not crazy about any of our ISOs, to be honest.
I think what is next is okay.
No, it doesn't have any dynamics.
I mean, obviously we can use it, but it just feels like... Okay, it sucks.
Well, no, hold on a second.
Let me see what we can do.
It doesn't suck.
We can do better.
Let me see.
Unbelievable.
Okay, there it is.
Boom.
Stop.
Unbelievable.
Okay, let me just put it in the spot.
Let me just double check.
Let me jack the kid up.
Let me amp her up.
Gotta amp it.
Gotta amp it.
Alright.
Is it here?
This is it.
Unbelievable.
Okay.
I like the way she does un-unbelievable.
Yeah, instead of unbelievable, it's un-believable.
Uh, hey, you know, the, uh... Yes, the beaches are back open!
Woo-hoo!
Yeah!
Beaches are dangerous.
Have you heard the latest danger on the beaches?
Sharks.
No!
No, no, it's much worse than that.
We turn now to what's being called a freak accident on a beach in South Carolina.
A woman killed after being impaled by an umbrella.
Authorities say 63-year-old Tammy Perreault was on the beach in Garden City, South Carolina, Wednesday, when a beach umbrella was blown from its anchoring, the sharp end of the pole impaling her in the chest.
Good Samaritans rushing to help, but she later died at the hospital.
The case, similar to the death of a Virginia woman in 2016, killed by a flying umbrella that struck her in the chest on Virginia Beach.
While deaths from beach umbrellas are rare, injuries are not.
In 2010, Lynn Stevens was impaled in the thigh by a flyaway umbrella in Maryland.
I mean, did you know that this was such a plague?
Man, they're hard up for news.
Yeah, they really are.
And they filled two minutes with that crap, if you can believe it.
I got a filler here.
There's another one.
There's a non-story about a mad bomber.
Okay...
In an update on the man who threatened to detonate a bomb near the U.S.
Capitol almost a year ago, but had no bombs.
He's set to be released from jail under house arrest.
50-year-old Floyd Roseberry drove from North Carolina to Washington, D.C.
last August and falsely claimed he had a bomb.
A judge determined Thursday that the man was suffering side effects from improper medication.
His lawyers say he suffers mental health issues from a traumatic childhood.
A psychologist told the court two of his drugs have adverse side effects when taken together and could cause manic and psychotic episodes.
He'll be released under house arrest and will be monitored by an ankle bracelet.
Roseberry has pleaded not guilty.
A trial date is not set yet.
Why don't they go and look into the drugs that these kids are taking that go out and shoot a school?
But no, this guy did no bomb, no nothing, didn't hurt anyone.
Next thing you know, they're going into great detail of his drug usage.
Let me hear it again, then.
A psychologist told the court two of his drugs have adverse side effects when taken together.
Holy crap!
That's huge!
That's not a non-story.
That's big!
We got to find out what those two drugs were.
We got to find the documents.
Okay, I think you're probably right.
That's pretty cool.
We need to find out what those two are, because you know that people are getting taken in all kinds of mixtures that God knows what they do.
But, you know, Pfizer and Moderna, you can mix and match.
Throw in some J&J, not a problem.
Top off.
Top up.
Not top off.
Top up.
You want to call it a day?
I mean, I still have City of Phoenix being sued.
Nah, I'm good to go.
We've got plenty of stuff for the next show.
Okay.
Yeah, we do, I guess.
We've got plenty of stuff.
And that next show will take place on Thursday.
We hope that you can join us for that because we're looking forward to it.
Whatever there is to deconstruct, we'll deconstruct it for you.
Guaranteed.
And that's it.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country with my first Tooth Makeover revamp session coming on Tuesday.
We'll see how I am Thursday.
You'll be talking like this.
I was practicing today, so we'll see how it goes.
That's right, here from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Thursday, right here on No Agenda.
Please remember us at dvorak.org slash NA.
End of show mixes, Sir Michael Anthony and the never, uh, the unimitable Sir Chris Wilson.
Up next, another live show at the Troll Room, trollroom.io, noagendastream.com, uh, Phoenix and Phone Boy.
Enjoy that, everybody.
We'll talk to you on Thursday.
Till then.
Adios, mofos.
This is not about freedom and personal choice.
We have patience.
And such.
But our patience is very thin.
Go brainer.
I agree.
Double vaccinated.
Double boosted.
You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
Hey, folks, what's your hearing?
This morning I tested fathers with COVID.
Get vaccinated.
Get vaccinated.
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