This is your award-winning Kimo Nation Media assassination episode 1474.
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In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're all concerned that Brittany Griner got nine years.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Oh, did her trial take place already?
Oh, yeah.
She's been assigned nine years.
Oh, glug.
Holy crap.
Really?
Oh, that'll drive some people apeshit.
Yeah, I guess.
Nothing's gonna change that's gonna swap her out.
She's got basketball privilege.
Oh, is that what it is?
That's something.
Basketball?
Can I get a swap out everybody?
Anybody?
Just any old person?
No, they're swapping out the... They want the spy back.
That's who they want.
They don't care about Britney Griner.
They want that other dude, don't they?
Yeah, absolutely.
That guy seems valuable.
I don't know if they're gonna... They're not gonna get him.
Here's what I would do if I was Putin.
Yeah, here's Britney Griner.
That's it.
That's it!
That's it.
Yeah.
I think so.
Well, uh... I don't know, man.
It's just one of these moments where you go like, oh, how can- can I trust my memory?
Can we trust any reporting?
Can we- Yeah!
We got him!
We got another one!
We got him.
El Sabahari.
Did you have the impression that we had killed him before?
Well, a couple of things.
One, I had the impression we killed him before, twice.
The second time was the better one, if I recall properly.
And then I guess we supposedly killed him again, but the Taliban has come out and said, pfft, we got no record of this guy being killed by anybody.
Ah, well this is a 2020 news report from the archives.
Good evening and welcome.
We start with some breaking news coming in.
According to Arab news reports, the chief of al-Qaeda Oman al-Zawahiri has died in Afghanistan.
The 69-year-old Egyptian national who was heading al-Qaeda has reportedly died of natural causes.
Al-Zawahiri was the leader of the terrorist group al-Qaeda since 2011, succeeding Osama bin Laden.
And his two senior officials, who were next in line to replace him, were also recently killed.
That is Hamza bin Laden, the son of former al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, and Abu Muhammad al-Nazri, who was killed in Iran this year.
As per Arab News, al-Qaeda chief al-Zawahiri died due to natural causes.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We didn't have a lot in the show notes.
I mean, there's one or two articles and it is from, you know, like The Sun and a couple other, Metro.
So, who knows?
But it just seemed, it's like just one of those things, like, okay, so we had to leave Afghanistan and, but don't worry, we got, you know, there's this picture of the, what do they call that?
Not the war room, is it the war room?
The situation room?
Situation room.
Situation room.
And who's there?
You know, CIA, of course.
Yeah.
We don't need military there.
If it's true, then we just do that with the CIA.
With the CIA drones.
Yeah.
And there's this big fold-up model of the compounds.
Oh, please.
Well, anyway, so meanwhile, it's just breaking is the fact that now Taliban says bullcrap.
It doesn't happen.
I have a couple of clips about this from the M5M, if you want to hear.
Oh, why not?
Let's start with ABC.
Martha Raddatz.
He has been in hiding for more than 20 years, one of the world's most wanted terrorists.
But tonight, President Biden announcing the United States finally caught up with Ayman al-Zawahiri, killing the al-Qaeda leader in a weekend drone strike in Afghanistan.
Now justice has been delivered, and this terrorist leader is no more.
People around the world no longer need to fear the vicious and determined killer.
The United States continues to demonstrate our resolve and our capacity to defend the American people against those who seek to do us harm.
Zawahiri was Osama bin Laden's number two and a key strategist behind al-Qaeda's most vicious attacks against America.
The assault on American soldiers in Somalia in 1993, the bombing of the U.S.
embassies in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998, the suicide bombing on the USS Cole in Yemen, and on September 11, 2001, the plot that destroyed the World Trade Center left a gaping hole in the Pentagon and claimed nearly 3,000 lives.
Gaping hole in the Pentagon budget.
And no mention of Flight 93.
That little rundown.
Most of the reports mentioned it.
Oh, they did?
Okay.
Here's another one.
President Biden calling the operation a success.
The White House had said after withdrawing from Afghanistan, the Taliban would not be allowed to harbor terrorists, and if they did, the U.S.
would be back.
ABC's Chief White House Correspondent Cecilia Vega joins us now from the White House.
And Cecilia, tonight's announcement certainly a long time coming.
Yeah, exactly, Lindsay.
A long time coming, and frankly, there's some I-told-you-so happening here with President Biden.
This White House, this administration faced a lot of criticism during that botched withdrawal from Afghanistan about a year ago right now from many who said that the United States would no longer be able to hunt and track down terrorists in that country without an American troop presence there.
The White House showing tonight that indeed is still absolutely possible.
We also, though, have heard from the Taliban, who have said that they would not be harboring terrorists in that country.
Clearly, that is still the case right now.
Lindsey, even with Biden having COVID, the White House quick to say that he was very much involved in this decision-making process.
Oh, yeah.
Even before we get to the CIA guys, because they got Morrell and Panetta.
I mean, let's just presume that this was bullshit.
To what end?
Was it just a general distraction?
That's a very good point because we have to assume it's bullshit based on the fact that they killed this guy before, supposedly, or that was bullshit.
And why was that bullshit?
And it's based on the fact that the Taliban government says there's nothing like this happened, it's bullshit.
So all roads point to bullshit.
Bullshit!
Yeah, I think you're right.
There you go, there's the destination.
All aboard for the bullshit train!
But why?
What is the point?
That's... yeah... I...
This is what I don't get.
Distraction from the economy?
No, that's just because nobody cares to be honest about it.
I think the general member, oh, okay.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah.
I don't remember.
I kind of remember him maybe.
And then, you know, and it's an old, it's like an old grudge, settled grudge.
So what?
Nobody.
It's not like maybe the news cycle is getting stale and they had to punch it up.
I don't know.
I don't see the point of it.
It's not going to get votes or anybody running for office.
I mean, unless it's just another pump-up of the military-industrial complex.
Although, again, I'm pretty sure this was a CIA operation.
Maybe it's unrelated, but one of our producers sent me a little excerpt from the most recent National Defense Authorization Act for 2023, which I think has only passed the House, hasn't passed the Senate yet.
But in this is... It'll get past the Senate with those guys.
Oh, I'm sure it'll pass, that's not the problem.
But here's what's in there.
It's the 1202 authority.
A provisional authority from 2018 that allows the military to recruit, train, and pay foreign forces and private individuals in secret to conduct irregular warfare operations on behalf of the United States.
So maybe this is just the catalyst.
Time for some irregular warfare!
Because that's where you do it.
You do irregular warfare in Afghanistan.
Yeah, but again, with that authorization, they don't need to do some phony baloney show to kill some guy to all of a sudden say this is cool?
Well, yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
It's bugging me.
If it was just a throwaway, like, what can we do?
It's like the summer doldrums.
What should we do?
I don't know.
I think it's a throwaway.
I think it's something to settle down Joe.
He's probably all worked up because he's stuck in the basement again and...
It was just a Vida Gutmacher, a little candy for Joe to keep him... Let's look at it that way.
That's the most logical.
Because Obama got to kill Bin Laden, I haven't been able to kill anybody.
And even Trump got to kill some Iranian guy right in the middle of a bunch of people.
I haven't been able to do anything like that.
I look like a loser.
Okay, Joe, we got somebody we're gonna kill for you.
Hey, that's great!
And Joe's like, wow!
Wow, that's cool.
Good job, everybody.
Alright, well, here are the, uh... I'm going by the fact that guy's dead.
Oh, no, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I love that it was kind of like, we forget, but Bin Laden was, it was so much fun when they killed Bin Laden and they threw him in the ocean and we, you know, there's pictures but we're not allowed to see them because, you know, it could spark an Arab Spring.
Oh, wait.
You know?
They had, they had McRaven on, uh...
It was a Man in Pores show, talking to her substitute host, this kind of alien looking woman.
And I do have a clip from that show for something else.
They had McRaven on, he's talking about, you know, he was leading the operation.
I mean, everybody, every Navy SEAL, it seems, was leading the operation and every other one shot Bin Laden.
Yeah, right.
And he says that they, and they went to this, he went, he told a story about how after they had the guys dead and they got him and they brought him into the hangar.
He's in a hangar.
Right.
And they're trying to determine if it's him or not.
They did take some DNA and they said, yeah, we proved it was him, blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
After the fact, like months later.
But so we had to, we had to go and figure out if he was tall enough and we didn't have a tape measure of all the things we forgot.
And so we, so we had one tall seal who is 6'3".
And it laid him next to us.
Lay down next to this guy.
Forgot about this.
This is nasty.
And then lay down next to this guy and bump up against him.
Okay, yeah, he's an inch taller.
It's got to be him.
So, because he was six, because Osama was 6'4".
Yeah.
And I just thought it was like, okay, well, that's a silly story.
But, oh, whatever.
Hmm.
That's interesting.
You know, before I play the CIA guys, there was one other story that kind of relates to this that just popped up in the news.
Overseas, Prince Charles is responding to a new scandal.
His charity accepted a donation of more than $1 million from Osama bin Laden's family in 2013.
Several of his advisors reportedly pleaded with him to return the money.
The prince's office has confirmed receiving the money, but denies that Charles brokered the deal or made the decision to personally accept it.
I know, it's just one of those things like, you know, there's never coincidences in politics and terrorism.
Yeah, the Osama Bin Laden family, it's like hundreds of people, it's like spread out, it's half the people don't even know each other.
Right, but do remember that they were the family who were allowed to take off on 9-11 in their private jet.
Oh, all of the Arabs, all Saudis that were in the country took off in their private jets.
Yeah, even though there was a general grounding of aircraft.
Yeah, except for theirs.
Mm-hmm.
Just one of those things.
So here's a former CIA Director Panetta spiking the ball with Andrea Mitchell.
I pay tremendous tribute to our intelligence forces, our military forces that were involved, the CIA.
I think there's a tremendous amount, from my own experience, a tremendous amount of planning involved in those kinds of attacks.
The ability to do constant reconnaissance, to gather intelligence, to know that you have the right target, and to be able to hit that target without any kind of collateral damage, I think is a tribute to to their capabilities.
And in the end, I think it does complete a very important mission that we began on 9-11, which was to make sure we would go after those who were involved in the attack on 9-11.
We have gone after successfully Bin Laden, and now we've gotten Zawahiri.
And those were the two key planners of the 9-11 attack.
So it really does send a message to the world That, uh, you don't attack the United States and get away with it.
Oh, of course, this is all... Oh, I get it.
This is also related to Pelosi in China kind of showing, hey, you know, don't mess with us, we're the badasses.
Don't you think that's in there, too?
When did this, uh, killing take place?
Didn't it just take place?
I thought it took place just before Pelosi hit the ground at Taiwan.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, it's the same week.
That's my point.
It's like you just run some interference.
Pelosi's got too much heat on her.
Another scam.
Pelosi pointed something out.
Within this last year, six congressmen went to Taiwan and China didn't make a big fuss about it.
And then she made the statement that was because I'm a woman.
No, oh please.
No, this is because it was a setup.
The whole thing was a setup.
Right down, as far as I'm concerned, to the surface-to-air or the air-to-surface missiles that China started shooting off off of the coast of Taiwan.
The whole thing is a little show, a little play, and I'm not quite sure why, but it's complete bullshit.
There's a lot of bullshit going on about that.
Well, that's the name of the game.
Yes, here's Mike Morrell, another former CIA director.
Notice it's the CIA guys who are getting interviewed and not the military.
Mike, how significant is this in the course of history and in terms of terrorism right now?
John, from a historical perspective, this is very significant.
Zawahiri was one of the individuals behind the 9-11 attacks.
So this is another significant blow, right, to those individuals who attacked us more than 20 years ago.
From a current-day perspective, this is the leader of one of the two All right, new thinking.
terrorist organizations on the planet, Al-Qaeda, the other being ISIS.
So while they don't pose the same threat that they posed, say, a decade ago or 20 years ago, this does take a leader off the battlefield and will, you know, will to some degree disrupt that organization and force them to come up with new leadership.
All right, new thinking.
Maybe it's just some kind of psychological operation to put those images back in everybody's mind and bring back some trauma.
Because that's what all the talk is about.
Well, that's an interesting idea, because during that period where you had that imagery and trauma, it was getting the president re-elected.
Yeah.
I remember just before the Bush re-election, they all of a sudden out of the blue changed it.
Remember the alerts?
They had red, everything was orange at the airports.
The airport, Oakland airport, had a permanent sign.
It was actually printed permanently.
Printed in orange all the time.
So the whole thing was bogus.
But they got, oh yeah, oh it's orange.
And they did it just before the election.
They were accused by the Democrats of doing it just to get votes.
And it worked.
Right.
Maybe, maybe.
Here's another short bit from Mike.
But of course, the other question is, you pointed out, these are all CIA guys.
Yeah.
Can any, does anybody else, I mean, I guess the CIA's, is it, maybe it's more legal for them to just lie?
And the military guys are less likely to do that?
Is that possible?
To me, it was a CIA operation.
It wasn't military.
It was the CIA.
Was it a CIA operation that sent that drone strike when they were leaving Afghanistan and blew up those kids?
Oh, that I don't know.
Might have been.
You never heard any of the spokespeople come out of the woodwork?
No, no one claimed that one, did they?
No.
Oops.
Back to Morel.
And what does this tell us about the relationship between the Taliban and Al-Qaeda?
So this may be the most interesting point here, right?
He was in Kabul, he was evidently at a significant Kind of housing complex.
So it, for me, it underscores that the relationship between the Taliban and Al Qaeda continues, right?
Despite some of the arguments that were made a year ago, that the Taliban was willing to split with with Al Qaeda.
This shows that that relationship remains tight.
And it shows that we need to continue to focus on Afghanistan going forward from a counterterrorism perspective.
Blah, blah, blah.
I don't know what.
The guy's living in a housing complex.
A big housing complex.
In other words, an apartment block that's big.
And he's just in there.
I don't know how they killed him from that, you know, without blowing up.
I think they showed a... Well, wasn't it some kind of special, special hellfire?
They showed a picture of the building.
I don't know if you've seen this, but it's like the missile went in a window.
And came out the other side and just went...
We just took the guy's head off.
I don't know what happened.
By the way, it was up there.
It was like four stories up.
They called it the knife bomb drone?
Oh, I've heard of this thing, yeah.
So apparently it flies through the window and then it unfolds ninja knives.
Chop you up!
You chop up!
You know they have aerial footage.
Why don't they even show at least that?
You know, the black and white, the grayscale, grainy video that you see.
Ah, there it goes.
I mean, they need...
If you're going to do this kind of operation, you need some more visual aids, people.
Yeah, they could have showed something.
But, yeah, I...
And then there's of course the rumor, which doesn't come into any of the conversation, which is that the Taliban set this guy up to get him out of the country.
They don't want him.
Maybe.
Because he's trouble with some sort of a quid pro quo.
We have to do something for them now.
Anyway, so, the CIA... But that kind of contradicts the other Taliban story, which is, no, nothing happened.
Yeah, nothing happened at all.
So, I don't know.
Wait, is this the Taliban spokesman?
Who was it this week?
I don't know.
You don't know.
Well, we do have the spokesman for the military, who now is just, he speaks on behalf of the White House, Kirby, John, Rear Admiral John Kirby.
Okay, before you go on with this, I want to say that Kirby is angling for the White House job.
Are you sure?
Because I think the military-industrial complex loves him where he is.
He gets to, he doesn't have to take all the bullshit questions.
He can come in whenever it's important and he just acts, he speaks on behalf of kind of the White House and the Pentagon at the same time.
Well, sometimes he'll pull that stunt, but it's only, he is angling, I'm telling you, Kirby is going to be replacing this, I have two Jean-Pierre clips, actually I only have one.
Unfortunately, the one clip I had, I produced it too, and then I ended up misclipping.
I really hope he doesn't take over.
I love her.
She's endless entertainment.
She is so dumb that there's no way they're going to keep her in there.
So here's what Kirby said.
I've repeatedly said that we oppose any unilateral changes to the status quo from either side.
We have said that we do not support Taiwan independence.
And we have said that we expect cross-strait differences to be resolved by peaceful means.
Yeah, this is Kirby saying we don't support Taiwan independence.
That's not true!
That's what he said!
We don't support Taiwan independence, and he said that standing in front of a White House lectern, or behind a lectern.
Okay, so all of a sudden the DOD has taken over policy from the White House.
Yes!
This is what I've been telling you.
These guys are running the show right now.
Okay, so, alright, maybe you're right.
Maybe Kirby is not angling for the job.
Maybe it's the MIC coming into the White House, taking over.
Well, with this Biden guy, I guess they could do that, but it's not going to fly.
I mean, I'm sure they think they know everything better.
So you want to do Karine Abdul Jean-Pierre Van Damme?
I could do.
Okay, first of all, there's, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to set my four second clip up, which is the miss clip clip.
So I made it.
She, they found out that she says the same thing over and over.
I don't, basically she's saying, I don't know.
I don't know nothing.
Yes.
And they've have with the exact same phrase.
They have it.
There's two full minutes of her 100 times saying this over and over and over again.
I had the clip, and then I said, I can't play this clip, it's too damn boring.
Two minutes of her saying this quick phrase.
Play the four seconds and I'll continue my spiel.
Anything.
I just don't have anything.
I don't have anything.
I just don't have anything.
Yeah, don't have it.
I just don't have it.
So she says, I don't have anything a hundred times in a row.
And, uh, so I clipped it with various speeds and tempos.
It was, it's very funny when it came out.
Sound effects.
You tried to do all kinds of sweetening.
And so that, but then I clipped it, misclipped it, and that's all you got was that little ditty right there.
But if she can't see anything, you know, I don't have anything.
I don't have anything.
I don't have anything.
She doesn't have reach around or any of these other phrases that Basaki used.
And, uh, she's terrible.
Can I say something about that montage?
Because I, of course, saw the montage.
Here's what I noticed.
Now, besides her gesture when she says, uh, I don't have anything, she has this, uh, open palm and she, uh, and she'll bat the question away with the back of her hand, kind of, I just don't have anything.
I just don't have anything.
I just don't have anything.
Bet.
But more interesting, that's a wig.
Her hair, every single strand, every bit, is exactly the same from outfit to outfit, from day to day.
I thought she had that kind of hair.
So you just now noticed that she's wearing a wig?
I didn't realize it was a wig, no.
Huh.
You did?
Yeah.
Well, she should mix it up a little bit.
She should try something different from time to time.
The budget's too low.
She can't afford it.
The budget's too low.
They got that whole studio going on there.
So they have, uh, so I got this other clip which is floating around.
I think I got it off the social.
Yeah.
And I thought it was pretty good too because this shows what an idiot she is that she could say such a thing.
From day one when, uh, when the Supreme Court made this extreme decision, uh, to take away a constitutional right, uh, it was an unconstitutional action by them.
A right that was around for almost 50 years.
A right that women had to make a decision on their bodies and how they want to start their families.
Give her a break.
She's just doing the talking points.
You think there was a talking point saying the Supreme Court did an unconstitutional act?
No, probably not.
You're right.
She's dumb.
She's dumb!
Yeah, I was kind of dumb.
All right, back to Pelosi in China.
I have a background.
I got my Pelosi rundown clip from local news.
I got a lot of local news clips because they've been bringing in packages and some beauties.
But this is from our CBS affiliate, KPIX.
B-I-X.
Well, the husband...
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Play it.
Yeah.
Well, the husband...
I got Paul Palote.
Hold it.
We'll never get this done.
Nope.
I have Paul Pelosi's local story, which I think is kind of interesting.
You won't get it anywhere.
Oh, you want me to play that one first?
Well, I'm thinking maybe let's play that just so we can get a feeling for the Nancy clip.
And this is also kind of, it's a backyard story.
It's a local story.
Local to you there.
Well, the husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is pleading not guilty to DUI charges.
Paul Pelosi was arrested in May after his Porsche crashed with a Jeep in Yountville.
The driver of the jeep was injured in that crash and at the time the CHP said the 82-year-old was unsteady on his feet and his speech was slurred.
They say a test showed his blood alcohol level was 0.082.
The high-profile crash is causing some frustration for the Napa County DA.
She says her office is receiving many inappropriate calls.
I think I find it disruptive in the office.
I've been receiving thousands of phone calls and emails.
Staff have been told that they're going to hang from trees and these are 80 of the most dedicated public servants in Napa County and they're being treated in a way that is beneath them.
What?
What?
Now this is the classic local reporting where they just dropped the ball on the story.
What?
They're getting threats at the Napa County DA's office.
Yeah, it's all Jesse Waters viewers.
I don't know that.
They didn't say that.
I don't know what these threats are saying.
Are there threats?
Here's the problem with the story.
I'm a reporter.
I'd like to know if the threats are pro or against.
Are the threats saying, hey, you've got to hang that guy because he's privileged, his wife's privileged?
Or are they saying, hey, you've got to let that guy go, Nancy's a good person?
There's no way.
They do not tell me this.
I want to know.
Well, you're not going to know.
Shut up.
It's a Paul Pelosi story.
We cover shit up here, yeah?
I don't understand.
I don't give a shit about Paul Pelosi.
What I find amusing is the media running around, you know, some of it.
You know, Jesse Waters on Fox is like every day.
Oh, we're gonna find out.
I always catch the last ten minutes.
I guess he goes on the street or something.
Yeah, that's a man on the street.
Okay, let's skip this and go right to Nancy.
Yeah, there we go.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is now in South Korea as part of her Asia tour, but there's new fallout from her visit to Taiwan.
Before leaving the independent island, Pelosi met with Taiwan's president saying America's determination to preserve democracy in Taiwan and beyond remains ironclad.
We want Taiwan to always have freedom with security and security.
And we're not backing away from that.
The speaker's presence here in Taiwan serves to boost public confidence in the strength of our democracy.
The speaker made the trip despite threats of retaliation from China today, where China launched new military exercises around Taiwan.
Again, it's just what a non-event and people were following it on FlightAware.
She's landed!
As if that could even be, you know, it might not even be real.
Who knows?
This is, again, again, I just don't understand.
And the obsession of the news media with this stuff.
You're right, you know, there's been many other people who visit there.
People visit there all the time.
People do business there.
But this was played immediately.
And all these jamokes who are saying stuff, you know, from the People linked to the CCP.
I mean, it just didn't really ring credible to me.
Well, you have to figure out why.
I don't know.
I mean, what should have been covered was the Senate ratifying Finland and Sweden coming into NATO.
That was a foregone conclusion.
I don't know if that needed coverage.
I think it's important enough.
I'll tell you, the people in Finland and Sweden are on the edge of their suites and seats.
They can't wait.
You know, there's now Erdogan.
Oh, Erdogan has to give us permission so we can be safe!
We can be safe in the arms of NATO.
Safe in the arms of NATO.
Hey, let me play this ABC... Let's sell him some more guns.
This ABC Pelosi report.
This morning, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi meeting with the president of Taiwan and key members of its government, defying threats from China.
We have three purposes.
One is security, security for our people, global security.
Two is economics, to spread as much prosperity as possible.
And three is governance.
Pelosi now the highest-ranking U.S.
official in 25 years to visit Taiwan, a self-governing democratic island that split from China in 1949.
But China still claims Taiwan as its own, and Beijing has not ruled out using military force to reclaim the territory.
Many Democrats and Republicans supporting Pelosi's trip.
So I'm about to use four words.
In a row that I haven't used in this way before, and those four words are, Speaker Pelosi was right.
The Speaker's flight to Taiwan was guarded in secrecy, but the internet eventually caught on.
Millions of people followed Pelosi's plane on FlightAware.
The flight tracking app even crashed at one point from all the people trying to log on.
Oh no!
As Taiwanese officials welcomed Pelosi, China announced military exercises will take place in the airspace and waters surrounding Taiwan, the Chinese government calling the speaker's visit a serious violation of the one-China principle.
Pelosi, meanwhile, defended her trip, writing, in the face of the Chinese Communist Party's accelerating aggression, our congressional delegation's visit should be seen as an It's an unequivocal statement that America stands with Taiwan.
We have built a thriving partnership, grounded in our shared values of self-government and self-determination.
At the White House, spokesman John Kirby urged China not to turn the visit into a crisis.
It's very clear that nothing has changed about our one-China policy.
We've said we do not support Taiwan independence.
Pelosi's plane to Taiwan reportedly took a three-hour detour to avoid any potential military conflicts.
And there he is doubling down from the White House.
From the White House!
I'm just telling you he's going to be there permanently.
So I like the report.
The report says they split off from China.
It's not true.
No.
They ran out of the mainland and took over that island.
It was the Republic of China.
It's still called the Republic of China.
It was the Chinese government itself.
It was recognized by the U.N.
until the, what, the 60s or 70s when the U.N.
finally switched because the Maoist Chinese mainland was not recognized by the U.N.
and the United States didn't recognize them.
We recognized that island as China, the Republic of China, which it remains.
It didn't split off.
It drifted away.
It broke off and drifted.
That was actually the spoils of war.
I think the Japanese, in some way, gave that island to the Republic of China.
The history of this is sketchy.
How about this?
We're just distracting from inflation.
We're distracting from gas prices.
We're distracting from food prices.
Is that an idea?
It's not an idea because that's all they talk about.
They talk about gas prices more than anything else.
So it's not much of a distraction if that's the case.
There is a distraction going on, but I don't know what the distraction is or why they're trying to do it.
Maybe all the stuff that's coming out about COVID is a good way to distract from it.
This negative COVID information that's coming out with people.
Well, the negative COVID stuff is being filled up with Monkeypox!
Monkeypox!
It's all about monkeypox right now.
Everywhere.
All across the M5M.
I have a monkeypox story.
Okay.
A local rendition.
Mm-hmm.
Because, you know, San Francisco's got to be the monkeypox capital.
Uh, yeah.
But listen to this bullcrap report.
And this, this was the, the punchline to this report is a serious eye roller.
The demand for the monkeypox vaccine continues to push past the supply.
San Francisco's Department of Public Health ran out of walk-in vaccines at SF General just 20 minutes after opening this morning.
There are long lines for the vaccine at clinics from coast to coast so far.
There have been more than 6,300 reported cases across 48 states.
The CDC says the virus has spread mostly through close, intimate contact, and the number of new cases is doubling about every week.
California, Illinois, and New York have all declared a state of emergency to fight the viral outbreak.
New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is now calling for federal action to boost access to the vaccine.
We need a lot more vaccines, and we need them fast.
That's why this week I sent a letter to President Biden urging him to invoke the Defense Production Act.
Oh, did she?
What?
Vaxcess, by the way.
I like that.
Vaxcess.
But the Defense Production Act.
Why?
Everything.
Somebody needs a butt wipe.
They have to invoke the Defense Production Act.
What?
We never even heard of this thing until a couple of years ago with the vaccines.
Oh, it was the ventilators.
Oh, let's get the Defense Production Act going for the ventilators.
Oh, let's do it for masks.
Well, that also makes no sense because the company that makes the monkey pox vaccine, which is a pox vaccine, is, what is the name of this outfit?
So the name of the vaccine actually is Jynneos, J-Y-N-N-E-O-S, a two-dose monkeypox vaccine suited for people 18 years of age or older, made by Bavarian Nordic.
It's not an American company, so are they going to force some German company to do this?
Yeah, so there's three different vaccines.
I don't know if any of them are domestic, so I don't know.
Well, I have this kind of thing, this kind of grandstanding by Gillibrand, you know, the Hillary clone.
It's just annoyed me.
Well, there's reasons for this.
And I, first of all, I have to say after my rant saying, where are the gays in this?
Whoa, we have a lot of interesting people who are producers of the No Agenda Show.
We've got gay, transgender, cross-dresser, we've got every version of it.
We've got the party gays, we've got the older gays, we've got the young gays, we've got the I-think-I'm-gays gays.
And they all sent me very similar messages.
And the message is, because I keep querying, men who have sex with men, which seemed to be the only thing the M5M would say, is men who have sex with men.
I'm like, doesn't that just mean only men can get this?
Why are they saying this?
So, the majority of the no agenda gay community, They said, oh, it may be new to you, but men who have sex with men is a very old term, and it really encompasses all men who have sex with men, because there's a lot of married men who have sex with men on the down-low who don't consider themselves gay.
Well, duh!
That part I understood.
But where's the outrage?
Since when is monkey pox a sexually transmitted disease that only works between men?
Is that true?
And they don't care.
No, no, no, it's not about that.
To me, it sounds off.
That's how HIV started.
It was only men.
No, this sounds off to everybody.
Not to the gays, John!
That's my point!
To the last Bill Maher show, he was all weirded out about it too, about the usage.
I think that...
I have no idea why they're not.
Oh, just because men have, you know, married men come floating into San Francisco supposedly and they looked for some guy and they have a one night stand with some gay guy.
And then they go back home to their wife in Iowa.
This is not new either.
I mean, this has been going on forever.
So what?
It's got nothing to do with the usage by the media.
The lack of the term gay being pulled from the usage is of concern.
Maybe it's not of concern to the gay community.
I don't know why.
They're the ones that are suckered by a lot of stuff.
Did you say gay community?
Stop.
I did.
Get back to the gays.
Come on, man.
Insulting the gay community.
I mean, so many people are telling me that there is no gay community.
Well, that's fine.
There may not be a gay community, but whatever the case is, there seems to be some sort of a unity with regards to the answers you got from them.
Okay, so I have a number of short clips and maybe some answers.
First, a rare man-on-the-street local report from San Francisco at one of these long lines of people waiting to get the monkeypox vaccine.
So I'm here in the line for the monkeypox vaccine at the Zuckerberg General Hospital, and I arrived here at 7.30 in the morning, so it's been three and a half hours right now.
Close to the end, so almost getting there.
I think the science shows that protection is greatly improved with vaccines, so that's why I'm doing it.
And I honestly just don't want the lesions on my body.
I heard the lesions are painful and will lead to scarring.
So I think that's another motivation to go out and get it.
This is a vaccine that's been out for such a long time, and it's not even a deadly disease.
It's harder to be transmitted than COVID, but the rollout of the vaccines throughout this nation is absolutely horrible.
So currently in San Francisco, we have about 305 cases.
We received a new allotment of vaccines just last Friday of about 4,000.
And so our goal this week is to administer all 4,000 of those vaccines, hopefully by mid or end of this week.
Okay, so the point of this clip to me was, they've created, with this Men Who Have Sex With Men, an incredible pull for vaccination.
And to the T, every single one of the No Agenda Gays said, by the way, we are all kind of freaked out about it, and we're all getting vaccinated.
And what a great group, because they've been trained to do this.
Hey, there's something that's only affecting you guys.
You gotta go out and do this.
You gotta do that.
You have to, you know, then take now, take these pills and get all your tests.
And it's, it's embedded within, uh, gay America to just, Oh, okay.
You know, we just go do whatever we're told.
And I have a number of short clips.
First some general stuff from Good Morning America.
They're all pretty short.
And then we have Osterholm.
And I'm happy to report that this is no longer a men having sex with men disease.
Oh no!
They're back with gay and everything!
And people are asking should they be wiping down surfaces.
Well, some people may argue we should be wiping down surfaces.
Does anybody remember wiping down cir... Actually, I should have started with this one.
Let me start with this one.
We're going to bring in our chief medical correspondent, Dr. Jennifer Ashton, right now.
There are so many questions that folks have.
The first one being, how transmittable is it?
So, if we put it into our virus perspective context, it is not as easy to... John, what do you think virus perspective context is?
Does that mean everything we've learned about COVID?
Because this is all very confusing.
It is not as easy to get monkey pox as it is, let's say, to get coronavirus.
You can think of this more, as we heard in the piece, direct skin-to-skin contact, usually prolonged contact, but the CDC and the World Health Organization absolutely being clear and
Really erring on the side of caution that contact with towels or bedding or even close prolonged respiratory contact where someone who's infected may be shedding droplets or even possibly by bodily fluids, sexual transmission, although we have to remember this is not an STI or STD per se, it's really that contact with someone who's infected.
All right.
So, you know, the only reason left for this name calling would be for a group of gays who have group sex and party hardy, which I'm sure that group exists, but it seems like an awful lot of noise without specifying that, you know, you can kind of go easy.
No, it's like all gays are out to get vaccinated with God knows whatever this is, which is actually quite unclear.
And we're going right back to that playbook.
You could get it from a toilet seat!
And people are asking, should they be wiping down surfaces?
Well, some people may argue we should be wiping down surfaces for many reasons.
Specifically for monkeypox, if you're in an area where there's a high outbreak, of course you want to hit those hot spots because it is possible that this virus can be left on, let's say, gym equipment.
The depth that they've turned to in these reports is stunning to me.
It went from, it's just a bunch of gays having group sex to, it could be in the gym, it could be on towels, it could be on bedding, staying in a hotel.
But don't worry, we have a vaccine which Is it effective?
We know there's a vaccine out there.
Is there enough to know how effective it is?
No, so let's go through what we know about this vaccine because it seems like we just got up to speed on our COVID vaccines.
The monkeypox- Yeah, how well did that work out?
Vaccine was FDA approved for use in- Wait, by the way, stop that clip.
Stopping.
Back it up and start it over, because when she says, do we know how much the vex, how effective they are, and the woman slips in the word no, almost before the girl finishes the sentence, and you don't hear it, but she says no.
She's reading ahead.
We know there's a vaccine out there.
Is there enough to know how effective it is?
No, so let's go through what we know about this vaccine.
No, no, no, no, no.
The woman is Dr. Jen Ashton.
Let's go through what we know about this vaccine because it seems like we just got up to speed on our COVID vaccines.
The monkeypox vaccine.
Just now?
Okay, what does that mean?
It's a live virus, but it doesn't replicate.
It doesn't contain monkeypox or otherpox, kind of.
a virus.
This is a live but non-replicating virus.
It does not contain smallpox or monkeypox.
Exactly, though, it has been tested.
Okay, what does that mean?
It's a live virus, but it doesn't replicate.
It doesn't contain monkeypox or other pox, kind of.
Listen to this.
It does not contain smallpox or monkeypox.
Exactly, though, it has been tested.
Exactly though?
What is it exactly then though?
I'd like to know!
Non-replicating virus.
It does not contain smallpox or monkeypox exactly though.
It has been tested in about 7,800 people in clinical trials.
However, the efficacy is unknown.
I can't tell you it's 20% effective or 80% effective, and right now it is FDA approved for people 18 years of age and older.
It's two subcutaneous injection doses, 28 days apart.
I mean, she's got the sales points down, but she kind of glosses over the, I don't know how effective it is.
Could be 20%, could be 80%?
So this thing was just developed.
Nobody knows the efficacy, which is a word that's new to the world.
Is that going to be the word of the year from Webster's?
That's a new word.
Efficacy.
I mean, it's not a new word, but it's a word that's being put into common usage.
They don't know the efficacy.
They don't know this.
They don't know that just came out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But it's FDA approved yet.
The COVID vaccine being out and beaten to death is not FDA approved yet.
Hello?
That's a very good question.
I have no idea if it's emergency use or... No, she said FDA approved.
I heard her.
I heard her.
But, you know, it is... She is a TV doctor, so... Yeah.
I don't know, ma'am.
Let's see.
There's danger to other groups.
And you know about the CDC, the warning over the weekend about children under the age of eight that they could develop more severe illness if infected.
So what do you tell parents?
Right now, parents don't need to panic about this.
They should be aware of what's going on with this, as they are with any medical headline.
They should know what's going on in their community.
And they should take the appropriate steps after discussing any concerns they have with a pediatrician.
Children under eight, people with compromised immune systems seem to be at higher risk.
All right, so...
Of course you don't die from this, or at least most people don't die from it, so it seems like, you know, it's a painful thing to have, but you won't die from it.
Thankfully we're not talking about deaths here in the U.S.
We're thankful about that.
But what are the risk factors?
I think we have to be clear, Robin, and as unfortunate as this is, as the numbers grow based on sheer math, it is not impossible that we will see a death here in the U.S.
There have been deaths in Africa associated with monkeypox, but in general, this can be a mild illness.
It could be a severe illness.
There's a spectrum of severity, and I think we need to be prepared for the numbers to go up significantly.
I know you'll be discussing this again on GMA3.
All right, Jim.
All right, yeah.
So it seems like they're ramping something up.
And when Osterholm, Dr. Death himself, gets involved, this is where I start to pay attention.
Because he's not in a hospital setting.
He's the guy that went on Rogan very early and said it's going to be millions of people are going to die.
So, Osterholm is now getting in the game.
First and foremost, let's just start from the beginning.
How exactly is monkeypox spread?
Well, as much as many people don't want to accept this, it is primarily a sexually transmitted infection.
Just like herpes or syphilis, anytime you have contact with a lesion on some part of your body.
Now, not everybody gets it from sexually transmitted routes.
For example, if you do have contaminated bedding or towels, or even physical contact, apparently, might have a lesion on their arm.
Hey, hey, hey, parents, stop rubbing your lesion on your kids.
Touching a child.
But generally speaking, it is largely sexually transmitted.
And it's also very limited in many ways into who is getting infected.
It's a very small group of very highly sexually active gay men, generally, that are getting infected with this.
Many gay men have very little risk of getting infected with this virus.
What did he say at the end?
What?
I know!
He contradicted himself!
Listen again.
Very small group of very highly sexually active gay men generally that are getting infected with this.
Many gay men have very little risk of getting infected with this virus.
Okay, so exactly what I said earlier.
He said a small, small group of gay men.
So most gay men will not get infected with monkeypox.
Although they're rushing to get vaccinated.
Now he's, now this is what's interesting because we had the men who have sex with men, we have montage after montage, and now that's all off the table!
Of course, because the You Know Agenda show is asking pesky questions.
And Osterholm is going to explain.
I know a lot of people in that community are concerned about possibly sort of being demonized, if you will, or looked at differently, similar to what we saw with the AIDS crisis.
See?
You see?
My badgering has made a difference.
Not just men and women or homosexuals having sex.
This could also be someone who's heterosexual.
Oh!
Although you're saying that's the majority.
But what is... What needs to be done, I guess, to make sure that... What did she say?
She's having a hard time parsing the words because she said homosexual.
And I could hear her brain going, should I have said gay?
Should I have said men?
Yeah, she said homosexual.
She's confused.
This is a mainstream...
Yeah, their brains are scrambled.
They can barely walk.
It's CBS mornings.
Who's heterosexual?
Mainstream.
Although you're saying that's the majority, but what needs to be done, I guess, to make sure that that group is not ostracized when trying to get the help that they need?
Well, how about stop saying men who have sex with men?
That would stop the ostracization.
Well, first of all, from a public health standpoint, our job is to call balls and strikes.
Just tell it like it is.
If you look today at the best data we have on sexual practices across both heterosexual and gay populations, we see in the United States that about 52% of gay men have between 0 and 11 partners in a lifetime.
But there is on the upper end of that scale 10% that have more than 101 and about 1.9% that have more than 400 partners.
The men whores!
...over a lifetime.
And when you look at those risks, it's much, much, much, much higher in that group that's having a large number of partners.
In the Netherlands, for example, a recent study showed that 44% of the new monkeypox cases had participated in group sex in the time period that they likely got infected.
And so we have to emphasize that.
Why?
Because we do have a major shortage of vaccine.
Remember, the whole world wants this right now.
The United States is not even leading in terms of numbers.
Spain has five times as many cases per population as we do.
The United Kingdom, twice as many.
And so the whole world wants vaccine right now, and we just don't have it.
So we've got to target how we use vaccine, and targeting it means we've got to get it to those at highest risk.
Yeah, man.
You can do an extrapolation based on these numbers.
Okay.
How gay is this country?
How gay is Spain?
We're pretty gay.
Who knew?
We're gay, man.
Yeah, no, Spain's a gay country, not us.
No, we're pretty gay.
That's what he said.
Hey, hey, hey, I want us to be number one.
Britain is twice as gay as we are.
Yeah, but we have the village people, so...
They're all retired.
Some of them are dead.
You want to hear more from Osterholm?
Because he's making sense finally.
This guy's a goldmine.
And he's on the inside, so this is about ramping something up.
He's on the inside of the corruption, but he's not on the inside of the media, so he says weird things that the media never says.
Let's talk about the vaccines.
Let's talk about vaccines.
So doctor, do you find it troubling?
Let's talk about those vaccines.
Let's talk about those vaccines.
Do you find it troubling?
Let's talk about those vaccines.
That we are still in the COVID-19 pandemic and here we are faced with another public health emergency and once again the United States is not able to keep up with the required vaccines for people who need... Oh wait!
Could this also be... Could this be another Auntie Jo blow?
Like, oh, we're not ready.
We weren't ready for this one.
Did we not learn anything from Orange Man?
Oh, that's an interesting observation.
This could be a Joe blow.
Could be a Joe blow.
It really sort of does beg the question, when we face another major pandemic, and we will, how prepared will we be if it's something deadlier than monkey pox?
Well, first of all, we have to understand that the fact we even have vaccine is a great credit to the United States government.
They are the ones that actually pushed the research over the last 10 years to come up with this new, much safer and effective vaccine.
The rest of the world didn't participate in that.
He said it was effective!
Okay!
And so from a global standpoint right now, imagine investing hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars in stockpiling this vaccine that outdates in about three to five years.
You just saw recent headlines, 20 million doses of this vaccine had to be thrown away because it had outdated, meaning that it had been at least three years since it was produced.
So the problem we have is we just don't have manufacturing capacity for the globe.
Remember, 90 countries right now have cases with this, all wanting the same vaccine that we want.
And that's why, as a country, we have got to bring together the gay community, medical leaders, public health leaders from the local area, to decide, if I only have 2,000 doses of vaccine and I've got 8,000 people that need it, how are we going to get that out?
Who gets prioritized?
That's going to be with us for months to come.
Don't expect anything to the contrary at all.
Okay, how about this?
I'm just going to keep searching for answers.
So we've created demand with the gay community.
Definite demand, there's no doubt about it.
A lot of the media is gay, so it's a story they're interested in.
And we have demand.
Now, we have a problem.
We don't have supply, we're behind, even though we were leading, we should know better, Defense Production Act.
I'm thinking, Time for Pfizer or Moderna or someone else to swoop in with an mRNA solution.
How about that?
This is very similar.
This would be a good yes.
In fact, I think an mRNA solution, which brings me to a bunch of clips I got on COVID.
Not a bunch, but three.
Which would explain what we're trying to get to the bottom of these distractions, these dubious stories that are of no interest.
They may be distracting us from the realization that these mRNA vaccines, this whole technology is no good.
And if that's the case, then they can swoop in with an mRNA vaccine and no one's going to notice that, hey, you know, this is no good, but it's going to be a quick solution.
Well, seeing as we don't manufacture it, it's not one of our companies.
Yeah, no, Pfizer could swoop in.
Yeah.
I mean, they've been very quiet.
You know, typically, everyone's like, hey, we got a monkey pox!
We got a monkey pox!
We got a pill!
You know, we got something!
Ivermectin!
Where's that conversation?
Is there anything you can... Can you use anything off the shelf against monkey pox?
Do we know?
No, we don't.
We don't know shit.
We don't know shit.
There you go.
So this kind of led into... I have a couple more clips, but it's all the same stuff.
The vaccine doesn't work, although he says it's very effective.
It's very painful if you get it, but you probably won't die.
But it seems to be of high importance.
High importance.
And if it's only such a small group, then are we worried or not worried?
Well, for sure, the gays are worried.
That's on these fear mongers.
And maybe they should be, I don't know.
Marketing works.
Marketing works.
What are your numbers?
I mean, jeez, 400 lifetime partners?
I don't have 400.
Lifetime partners that you had sex with?
You can't have a lifetime... The guys who are having 400 partners, those are just one nice stance.
It's over your lifetime total number of sexual encounters.
Oh, yeah.
You know what was interesting?
I had to think about mine.
I'm like, shit, man.
I gotta stop.
What are good numbers?
We know better than that.
Okay, busted.
So anyway, this conversation with the No Agenda Gays ran into the LGBTQ, non-binary, this whole, you know, what queer is.
And if you want, we can talk about a few responses.
Uh, if you think they're interesting.
I mean, I was gonna stick with the disease, uh, information.
Well, let's do this.
Let's continue with disease.
And I do have a, I do have one of my, my pronoun clips from TikTok.
Well, why don't we do disease, then you do your pronoun, and then I'll do, I have two pronoun clips.
Okay, well let's finish with disease and I'm going to go to, there's a podcast that has Lee Merritt, all these women and one guy.
Who's Lee Merritt?
Lee Merritt is one of these, she's like Dr. Northrup and Tenpenny or Threepenny or whatever her name is.
There are all these female doctors who have been debunking COVID, the vaccines, there are a bunch of anti-vaxxers.
Oh, anti-vaxxers, yes.
And they're all good, they're all very entertaining, we've used a lot of their clips.
The guy I don't know, but the women are very familiar, except this one younger woman who's joined the clique, named, her last name is Madgev, M-A-D-E.
Is this on Rumble, or is this... Yes, you nailed it.
Yes, okay, got it.
It's only on Rumble.
And so they sit around, the group of these women that are all, and the guy, who might as well be a woman, they all sit around and gasp about all their, how their success and how bad things are going.
So I have some like second half of show stuff here, but I also have Lee Merritt, who is the most entertaining of the group, who's been the only one I've known that's actually been kicked off Substack.
What?
How do you get kicked off Substack?
Stripe kicked her off, and Stripe is... They process.
Yeah, see?
You're not safe anywhere.
It can happen.
So it does happen.
So it happens everywhere.
And so she got kicked off because her whole thing is the DNA wars.
That's what she talks about.
Her main focus is on the fact that we're targeting DNA for disease so we can kill off large amounts of the population.
Yeah, let's start with, I don't know, the gays.
Well, let's start with some of her clips.
Now, I have the second half.
I didn't clip the whole thing, just the second half, which is interesting in and of itself.
But she went after the media by studying the 1918 pandemic and finding they're full of shit back in 1918, the media.
As they are today.
Oh, really?
She found that, you know, she would type in these phrases and she'd run into papers from all over the country that were telling the exact same story.
This is before an Associated Press, I believe.
And it was just like the same kind of propagation of nonsense.
And all these other people are nodding in agreement, of course.
But then she does this little, this other one that I've never thought about looking into, but she does this.
That there's been an inflation of the death count over a long period of time.
the Spanish flu is bull crap.
And here she goes.
That there's been an inflation of the death count over a long period of time.
I mean, how many people were we told died in the pandemic of 1918 in America?
A million.
A couple million, right?
But when you really look at the numbers by county and you start looking, Boston was the third biggest city in the United States to die, and it claimed 5,000 deaths.
Now keep in mind, we didn't have these big cities on the West Coast then.
We didn't have huge Los Angeles and stuff.
So there's no way you get to millions of people.
And then you also look and you see that the worldwide death count, well it started at a million and then went to, in 1941 they said it was 5 million.
By 1975 it was 10 million.
Then somebody from DHS in 2000 something said it was 20 million.
And now it's somewhere between 50 and 100 million.
So there's been an Inflation of numbers with these news articles.
So I'm just saying that because this is a general principle.
I thought news became corrupt like this in the age of digital.
I'm just telling you this goes back a lot farther than we realized.
Hey, who was typing?
Well, actually, she got called out to digital.
The host said, hey, who's typing?
You know, we used to have Think New Ideas in New York.
We had one partner, and she would sit on her conference calls, like board meetings, and do that?
Type, yeah.
Oh, so rude!
Anyway, so she goes on with this nonsense about the numbers, and then they come in with anecdotes, grandparent anecdotes.
So, you know, my grandparent always lived with me, and they've never even mentioned the 1918 Spanish flu.
Honestly, my grandparents were both from 1902?
1904?
Never came up.
Honestly, my grandparents were both from 1902, 1904.
Never came up.
World War I, World War II, but this...
No.
Don't remember it at all.
Yeah.
Interesting.
I've never heard this analysis before.
The inflation, just the natural inflation of the numbers to make it more, make your point.
I mean, this is how it works.
You know, it's easier to make your point when you say 20 million dead than it is with a million.
It's like it's the Brian Williams disease.
Yeah, exactly.
It keeps getting worse.
So if you want to hear her nuttier stuff, I have two clips from her.
Yeah, sure.
On DNA fiddling, because this is her main concern.
And by the way, I'm very concerned.
I'm going to look at that 1918 inflation of the numbers has really bothered me.
It's almost as bad as it takes a gallon to grow one almond.
I mean, there's lore out there that just sticks forever.
Very fine people on both sides.
Mm-hmm.
Here we go.
Lee Merritt on DNA fiddling.
Does it need any more setup?
Nope.
...found out, like, there's, there were 13 people, I love the 13, there's always 13, there were 13 people's DNA put into a gene bank in, at MIT, and it was called the human reference genome.
It was supposed to be, these were representative of the human race, they were supposed to stay without, but it turns out they've, apparently they've been slowly tweaking those genetic sequences.
People are so evil.
Are those current people or people from generations ago?
No, it was current people.
And they took their genome and they've been tweaking it, I think.
And the other thing is, somebody gave me this.
In fact, I think it was Todd Callender, but I don't think he knew what he had.
But it was like these geneticists who want to, I think they want to remain anonymous because they don't want to get murdered probably because if they put their name to it, everybody probably knows these guys.
Because this is very high level stuff.
But apparently Pfizer and the WHO did publish the sequence they claimed made the mRNA for the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2 that went into the vaccine.
Because that was what BioNTech used.
They don't have to tell you everything, but that's what they claim went in there, the sequence.
But these guys looked at it, and they put it up against all these databases, including this one.
It's the Sanger Institute.
You can imagine where that comes from.
What they found first was it cannot possibly do what they're saying because it should have had an open reading frame that, you know, starts at a start, like a sentence that starts with a capital letter and ends with a period.
So there's a start codon and a stop codon and this long open reading frame that would be tick tick tick tick by the ribosome to make this protein that we call the spike protein.
Well, what they found is within that long reading frame are multiple start and stop codons.
So it could never have made the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2.
That's number one.
Okay, so that means engineered.
Yeah, something.
Well, here it is, part two, where it gets into a little more creepy.
Of course, you have to remember this is on Rumble.
These people are all off the rails.
But they're very, they dig up a lot of stuff.
So here we go.
Number two, when they looked inside those 13 smaller Yeah.
They put 13 open reading frames.
And again, it's always this number 13 inside this big one.
So this looks like a Trojan horse.
Inside this big open reading frame are these little short things that are making proteins.
And one of the proteins they found was a mutant measles genetic sequence.
A couple of them were hypothetical proteins, i.e. proteins.
proteins that weren't ever in nature but were designed on a computer.
But the one that really gets your attention is, one of them was a GRNA, guided RNA.
And what that does is take the CRISPR technology and guide it to where it wants to go.
And when they backtracked on that, the GRNA was from One of them was from your human genome, I think, five, and one was human genome eight.
So it looks like this was designed to cut our genomes and put something in it.
That's my, that's what I've been spending my life doing.
You've been rehabbing, Gary.
Wow, so it's all done.
So I got it, so I've been cut.
Yeah, there's something.
I've been crisperized.
So now, just as the last, the guy, these guys are doing one-upsmanship on this show.
It's a great show.
I can't remember the name of it, of course, because I didn't write it down, but the guy that's there, he finds something also kind of an anomalous situation that he decides to throw in.
And this is a pretty good clip.
This is a blood brain paranoia.
Okay.
One of the things that I learned on top of the things that I already knew, was that many of the carriers that they attach to drugs to cross the blood-brain barrier are specifically used to target certain areas of the brain.
So I'd always known that the nanoparticles and the polysorbate AD emulsifiers were used to help drugs cross the blood-brain barrier.
But then when I read it again and again and again, I realized that they were specifically used to target certain brain centers.
And then when you realize that that's the same technology that's in vaccines, You know that they have been targeting certain brain centers and that's why we're seeing the same or similar patterns of neurodevelopmentally disabled kids.
Oh, man.
Yeah, the Chinese could never do this.
This is us.
This is our work.
Yeah, it's because we're basically creepy at that level.
We're very creepy.
We use CRISPR.
Didn't we invent CRISPR?
We did all this, and then the government said, you know, it's not a good idea to do this.
I know.
Let's ship it off to China.
So I'm thinking what the better, I would use the same word as that guy said, and then it turns out, and I believe that the targeted to the brain process is to get you to vote Democrat.
Because that seems to be what's working.
Yes, that's the one.
And now that the lid is off of the SSRIs, that they've been prescribed based on a lie, you have a chemical imbalance in your brain.
They don't work, yeah.
Yeah, they work.
It works to make you a Democrat.
You can't say it doesn't work.
It seems to work fine.
This is the Rand Paul hearings, I believe, about the gain-of-function research, which is as cranked up, which is always hilarious.
Here's Josh Hawley.
This is the NIH hearing about it.
Let me ask you about some of the things that you have commented on with regard to what NIH and Dr. Fauci have said, and frankly, the lies that have been caught in regarding the coronavirus.
I want to highlight two of them.
In response to a congressional inquiry from October of 2021, just last year, the NIH attempted to walk back assertions by NIH Director Collins and Fauci.
That NIH had not funded gain-of-function research in Wuhan.
You commented at the time saying, and I'm going to quote you now, NIH, specifically Collins, Fauci, and Tabach, lied to Congress, lied to the press, and lied to the public knowingly, willfully, brazenly.
On May the 11th, Dr. Fauci said the NIH and NAIAD categorically has not funded gain-of-function research to be conducted in the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
You commented on that, saying the documents make it clear that assertions by the NIH director, Francis Collins, and Fauci that the NIH did not support gain-of-function research are untruthful.
So just expand on that if you would.
I mean, what are the implications of Dr. Fauci's continued blatant dishonesty regarding NIH's funding of gain-of-function research in Wuhan?
I stand by my statement.
The statements made on repeated occasions to the public, to the press, and to policy makers by the NIAID director, Dr. Fauci, have been untruthful.
I do not understand why those statements are being made because they are demonstrably false.
Alright.
Let's see if that makes any difference in anyone's life.
It won't.
Probably not.
As will this beautiful report from Australia.
It's just data, people.
Pay no attention to it.
This is data out of New South Wales, Australia.
COVID update proves the pandemic of the vaccinated.
So what they're looking at here, he takes the data from New South Wales government, from their own government.
Remember, a lot of governments have stopped publishing data because people are doing this.
And what he looks at is hospitalizations.
So again, we're not talking cases anymore.
We're talking about that severe, the critical reason people are going to the hospitals.
And what that means, what we're looking at here, is it's dose dependent.
Hospitalizations, using New South Wales data, is dose dependent on whether you're going to the hospital or not.
So let's look at the risk multiplier between the vax and unvax.
According to their own data, in the last seven weeks, that was what this data window looks at, you are 37 times more likely to be hospitalized with COVID if you are vaccinated than if you are not.
I mean, that is the data, ladies and gentlemen, and that is a shocking graph that should really be talked about a lot more.
I don't know why people aren't talking about this, but that is dose-dependent and it's showing hospitalizations, which is not a small cookie there.
You know, just on this hospitalization with COVID, one of Tina's friends went to the emergency room.
This is in Texas.
I want to say it might have been San Antonio.
Went to the emergency room in the evening, some abdominal pain or something.
And they tested her for COVID.
She came back negative.
And they wouldn't admit her.
They kept her waiting.
And then another test.
They actually tested, I think, five times.
And it was negative every single time.
And then eventually, as she's still waiting around, one of the nurses on duty said, yeah, we're really not admitting anyone who doesn't have COVID.
And that's because of the money.
Oh, interesting.
By the way, that particular comment right there screws up the stats.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
So you don't know it.
We don't know anything if that's going to be the case because of the money.
Yeah.
And maybe they were just hoping that she would sit in the waiting room or the emergency room long enough until she got COVID.
Yes.
That seems to be what it is.
And now that it's so rampant, Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah, maybe.
Well, let's listen to, uh, this is the guy, one of the, this guy, uh, uh, Massey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Massey's on a tear.
He's, he's doing some good stuff, but his clips are all like five minutes.
I got it divided up into three parts, and one of them is a little long, but the rest, but he's good.
Yeah.
And he's got some base, he's got people helping him, but I should mention this guy is kind of the Marjorie Green, whatever her name is.
Marjorie Taylor Green, yeah.
He's the male Marjorie Taylor Green, as far as a lot of people are concerned.
And he is a troublemaker, but I have to say, he got his, he got, I think he went to MIT, And in electrical engineering, he got a master of science in electrical engineering from MIT.
The guy's not dumb.
He's a haptic specialist, for people who know what that is.
Like haptic, like feedback haptic?
Yeah.
So he's not a dummy, but they think he's, they play him as a dummy and they all hate him because he's done nothing.
He's a troublemaker in the house to the point where even Trump once called him a third rate grandstander.
And he retorted by saying, I was very offended by Mr. Trump's comment, I'm at least second rate.
He earned his Bachelor of Science degree in Electrical Engineering and a Master of Science degree in Mechanical Engineering from MIT.
And he participated in the MIT Solar Car Club and took second place!
So he's not the dumb guy that they make him out to be, and he's done all kinds of troublemaking things.
He's joined Republicans, I'm reading this, Amash and Duncan and Senators Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders, and those guys all get together opposing a bill to impose new economic sanctions against Russia, Iran, and North Korea.
Uh, it's just, it's just a, he's a very unique person and I kind of, looking over all the things they say bad about him, I kind of like him.
So anyway, let's start with these clips.
This is him and this COVID Vax Congress and the military.
There's just a few things I want to correct in, in the story or examples that were just given.
I think it's been dispelled that the vaccine prevents the spread of COVID.
I mean, I don't know why we're still saying that.
I mean, the CDC director has apologized for being wrong about that.
The NIH directors said that he was wrong about that.
Literally everybody, Deborah Birx.
Come and yield.
I will yield.
Did Dr. Fauci admit that he was wrong about that as well yet?
I believe they've all admitted that.
No way.
They got the vaccine and they got COVID.
Yes, they've all gotten COVID.
The president himself is contagious right now, even though he's had four shots of the vaccine, and that is why he's staying away from people.
Hey, stop doing our material.
So I just take a little bit of issue that we are in a congressional markup, still perpetuating this falsehood that was propagated by the pharmaceutical companies that stood to profit by this.
They knew it wasn't even true.
Their tests With 50,000 people in the trials, we're designed to explicitly not show whether it did or didn't stop the spread of COVID.
So I'm just offended that we're still perpetuating that myth when virtually everybody has admitted that was a myth.
And the reason we need to acknowledge that is that is the myth that underlies the entire rationalization for kicking somebody out of the military for not taking the vaccine.
Yeah, so I like what you did.
You basically took the whole five minutes and chopped it up.
That's good.
It was good.
It was a great bit.
It was a good bit, and he should be lauded for it, but he had a bunch of fellow travelers that kept jumping in, and it was almost like a play.
They're going, really?
Is that absolutely true?
Yes, it is.
Will the gentleman yield?
Oh, did Dr. Fauci say that too?
Yeah, they had it divided up nicely.
It's totally rigged and fake, but it's in front of Congress and Nadler's committee.
And before we continue with this... Nadler!
Before we continue with this, just to break it up, like you said, I have a Nadler clip, and I don't know if you can dig up the old theme, drunk or not drunk?
Of course we can.
We have the original.
All right, here we go.
A young lady yields back, who seeks recognition.
For what purpose does a gentleman from Kentucky seek recognition?
I speak, I seek to speak on the amendment.
The gentleman is recognized.
No, Nadler's just not a, he's not a well man.
He can't say recognized.
No, he's not a well man.
There's three instances where he tries to say recognized.
I want you to play it again, it's very short.
Is it recognized?
The gentlelady yields back, who seeks recognition.
For our purposes, the gentleman from Kentucky seeks recognition.
I seek to speak on the amendment.
The gentleman is recognized.
Is that a word you slur?
If you're drunk, it's recognition.
Recognition.
Recognition.
He's drunk.
Dude, if your committee was being taken hostage and you're being butt-slammed by these guys, then yeah, you're going to start drinking during recess, of course.
Alright, part two of the Massey clip.
Will the gentleman yield?
I will yield to the gentleman from California.
I can't wait for January 3rd, maybe the 4th, when one of our early HRs restores those men and women, those brave men and women who asked for and were denied their valid exemption.
HR being a house resolution, not a human resource.
And we restore them to full active duty, which by the way will unring the bell of any question of a general or other than honorable discharge, and I look forward to working with the gentleman on that.
I look forward to that, too.
They should all be reinstated.
None of them should have been given anything less than an honorable discharge at all for this.
And while I've still got time on the clock, I have to mention that the Secretary of Defense issued a statement on August 24th saying that the vaccines that were required and that would be administered would be the FDA-approved vaccines.
And not a single dose of FDA-approved vaccine, a.k.a. Comirnaty in the case of Pfizer or Spikevax in the case of Moderna, not a single dose of that has been given to a single member of the military.
As the Secretary of Defense specified, and it was his only legal way to require the vaccine for members of the military, was that it was FDA approved and that the doses that they would receive would be the FDA approved, legally distinct from the other vaccines that they received, and also labeled as such, labeled appropriately.
None of those vaccines have been given, yet members, tens of thousands, Have members of the military been kicked out for not taking that vaccine?
Gentleman, yield.
I would yield to the gentleman from North Carolina.
Is the gentleman suggesting that the military engaged in a bait-and-switch and substituted a different vaccine than that which was approved?
Wait, is the gentleman suggesting... Hold on, let me read my script here.
Is the gentleman suggesting somehow this was a bait-and-switch?
I'm outraged!
You've been kicked out for not taking that vaccine.
Gentlemen, yield.
I would yield to the gentleman from North Carolina.
Is the gentleman suggesting that the military engaged in a bait-and-switch and substituted a different vaccine than that which was approved?
I am absolutely saying that what the Secretary of Defense is doing right now is illegal.
We know it.
I would characterize it as a crime in progress.
Would the gentleman yield?
I'm going to yield to Mr. Tiffany, who's asked for time.
Yeah, I want to make sure I'm clear on this.
Are you saying they've received the experimental use vaccine?
The emergency use authorization vaccine is all they've received.
Not a single member of the military has received the FDA approved version.
Oh my, that is so good.
Are you saying that it's been a bait and switch?
Excuse me, yield.
Are you saying that they've gotten the wrong vaccine?
What?
Are you kidding me now?
Wow, that is very funny.
Yeah, very good job on his part.
He finishes it off here.
Well, it's good you're dispelling this notion that's out there that they're getting... By the way, I just want to say, trolls, these guys all know.
And trolls are like, they don't know?
Yeah, they know!
This is the whole point.
It's a script.
Listen carefully.
It's a script.
They're all reading this script.
Well, it's good you're dispelling this notion that's out there that they're getting the...
The FDA approved vaccine.
There are two notions I want to dispel, and I would give the gentlelady time to respond to this.
The notion that the vaccine stops the spread of COVID.
Would the gentlelady like to clarify her comments on that?
Does the gentleman yield?
I do.
The point I'm making is that there's activity that we, that service members could engage in that we would not find to be egregious.
For example, the other... Adultery.
Adultery.
I mean, I'm not in favor of it.
I think it's a sin.
But I don't think it's...
I'm reclaiming my time.
And I think the gentlelady gave valid examples, but the one that I don't, you know, with all due respect, I don't think it's valid, is to substantiate the disproven notion that the vaccine stops the spread of COVID, and that would be a reasonable reason to give somebody a discharge that's less than honorable.
And with that, I yield back.
Yeah, makes a lot of sense.
I'm not sure what the point of this hearing is.
I mean, will that change anything?
Will that change policy?
They were doing a markup.
So there's things that can happen.
So it wasn't futile.
But a markup of what?
What are they marking up?
It was either the NDAA or some amendment to something going through.
You know, who knows?
These bills are all amorphous.
Well, this is still all from Biden's executive order.
That forced this.
We learned now that in Canada, Justin Trudeau's travel ban based upon vaccination status was not based on any science at all.
That's coming out in lawsuits.
A buddy of mine is, actually we've talked about him before, he's the one that got, you know, he was let go or he had to go.
Because the company he was a developer, software developer, the company he was working for, they mandated the vaccine even though he's a work-from-home worker.
And he said, you know, why don't you go Pound Sam?
So he's been a contractor and he's doing, you know, of course he's doing gangbusters.
And these guys all have like recruiters who work with them and the recruiters are basically managers at this point for guys like this.
Um, and so they know that, you know, he won't sign anything with a vaccine mandate.
The CDC wanted to contract either him...
Or the company that would contract him for some government work, and they have all this mandate language in the contract, to which he said, you know, no.
And I said, well, they'll give you an exemption.
They want you to file for an exemption.
He says, no, I'm not going to take the job.
I'm not going to do an exemption.
Go pound sand.
They came back and said, OK, we're going to work it out.
You know, we have to have some language in there to satisfy the executive order.
I'm paraphrasing.
But by the way, in six months this is all going away anyway.
I'm like, that's interesting.
Why would it be going away in six months?
And why is this knowledge out there?
Well, six months will be after the election.
After the midterm?
Yeah, but it's an executive order.
It's not that easy to overturn an executive order as far as I know.
Well, with another executive order you can, but lawsuits could be in play.
There's gonna be a lot of pressure on him after the midterms, unless the Democrats can kind of hold the line, and there's no evidence that they can.
At least what's coming in currently.
We just had an election a couple days ago that resulted in, you know, the Trump Trumpsters doing well, the election deniers doing well.
Election deniers?
Those guys all doing well.
Yeah.
And even Herschel Walker seems to be doing well.
Oh, I have a cool clip about Herschel Walker.
They're going after him like there's no tomorrow.
Yeah.
As being some sort of a big dummy.
This is, you know, Elie Mistal, you know this guy?
He's the black guy with the crazy white hair, with the big afro white hair.
Yeah.
And he's always on MSNBC and he speaks for the black community, from the black American community.
Because, you know, obviously it's black.
Here's a short clip of him talking about Herschel Walker.
Herschel Walker, we should tell, explain for people who don't live in the United States.
I mean, very famous football player.
Herschel Walker is a nice guy, very famous football player, remarkable football player in his era.
What did he play?
What position did he play?
He was like a halfback, but he was actually more of a fullback.
He was a big, bruising runner.
He was a running back.
And he was fun to watch.
Yeah, he was powerhouse.
Only because he would mow guys over.
That's why it was fun.
There's only a few of these guys left.
There used to be a lot of them in the league, but they changed the nature of the game so you don't see it so much.
But these guys are big bruisers.
They come running down the field holding the ball and they just run you over.
It's just fantastic to watch.
Yeah, so he's a black man in the Republican Party.
Big problem, of course, as we know.
As we know, if you don't vote for Democrat, don't vote for Joe.
You're not black.
You're not black.
So that's the general vibe, and here is a black man to do the unthinkable to another black man.
be a close election in Georgia because Walker has the backing of the Republicans.
Now you ask, why are Republicans backing this man who's so clearly unintelligent, who so clearly doesn't have independent thoughts?
But that's actually the reason.
Walker's gonna do what he's told.
And that's what Republicans like.
That's what Republicans want from their Negroes.
To do what they're told.
And Walker presents exactly as a person who lacks independent thoughts, lacks an independent agenda, lacks an independent ability to grasp policies.
So he doesn't even call him an Uncle Tom, he actually calls him a dumb negro.
Which is just, for any black man to say this about any other black man in public, it's like, you might as well start calling people Coon.
I mean, that was unbelievable!
Yeah, well, I've heard more than that.
We had one, there was one on the Bill Maher show.
Same kind of guy.
He's a, like, podcaster.
Oh, not a podcaster.
Yeah, and then, by the way, Bill Maher on his last show, he had Chris Cuomo on.
Yeah, I saw it.
You know what?
I thought Chris Cuomo was a phony.
The guy's a phony!
I mean, Mar called, we almost called him now, but he says, are you, you know, cause I know you worked in broadcasting, I've worked in, we've all, everybody who's worked in broadcasting knows the following is true.
Mar says, well, now that you've been kicked off CNN, are you a little happy to see that the, that the ratings for your old spot have dropped through the floor?
No, no.
And he says, Cuomo says, no, I feel, no, I'm not that type of person.
I think that I like, I love the people at CNN.
There's a good network and I wish them nothing but good luck.
That is a lie.
Yes, of course it is.
You want to see him fail.
And it goes both ways.
Notice I'm never invited to an MTV reunion of any sorts.
Yeah, there you go.
Good example.
That's the best example, actually.
Very vindictive.
Very vindictive in media.
Are you kidding me?
He's a phony.
He's a phony.
I watched it, of course.
I thought he came across as very believable as a phony, but I thought he came across as quite believable.
He's very sincere.
He's a sincere phony.
It's phonorama.
Yeah, well, that's what you do.
And he's got the big smile.
You know, he's a gift of gab.
He's got all the things going on, the Italian background, his figures.
I think Bill Maher actually likes him.
I don't know.
They seem to be kind of buds.
They seem like him.
I don't know if Bill Maher really does.
Bill Maher, he has a podcast himself, which is, in fact, I have an example in my collection of what's wrong with these podcasts.
Oh, no, here we go.
We'll do it just before our break.
What's wrong with these podcasts?
OK.
And this is from The Bill Maher Show, which is some.
called sitting by myself or something like that.
He's on the show.
It's a random rant he's doing on doctors with Jimmy Kimmel and he's making it clear that he doesn't like the vaccine even though he's gotten the vaccine but he's not going to get any more and he goes on and on and on and here's what's wrong with these podcasts.
Right.
Lots of things you're wrong about.
The vaccine could prevent you from getting it?
No.
Or giving it?
No.
Okay.
You aren't trying to be wrong, but don't be arrogant about how much you're right, because it's not very much.
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There are so many more things to do during the summer months, and you want to free up as much time as possible to enjoy them.
And there you go.
That's exactly what is ruining podcasts is bullshit like that ad and that read that we jump right into.
No, instead...
We've decided to do it very differently and we're still here after 15 years.
The value for value model, it is, value for value is in fact the new international lifestyle.
Once you get into value for value, everything kind of, you look at everything as like, how is that valuable to me?
Should I be getting that?
It really works.
And with that, I'd like to thank you, my co-inventor of value for value, for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who puts the C's in the Vaxess, ladies and gentlemen, my friend on the other end, John C!
In the morning to you, Mr. Atticray and Mrs. Simpson.
See, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
In the morning to our trolls in the troll room.
How you doing, trolls?
Good to see you.
This is trollroom.io is where the trolls congregate on Thursdays and Sundays, but actually it's seven days a week.
Because the Noah Jenner stream plays 24-7, and I think at least 40% of this thing is now live.
It's fantastic to see all these live shows, which are also podcasts, which you can listen to in any podcast app.
And why don't we see how many trolls we have with us today for this Thursday.
Okay, hands up trolls as they scurry around.
Let's see.
1914.
Well, that is actually up from the average we're doing on Thursdays, which is today.
Okay.
It's around 18.10.
We'll take it.
It's up a little bit.
Hopefully, some of you tried out some of these new podcast apps, Podverse, which should give you a ping.
So that you can, when we go live with the show or any show that is podcasting 2.0, you get a little notification.
You can tap it just like you listen to a new episode, except it's not an episode.
It's a live stream with the troll room right there.
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You can also follow us at noagendasocial.com.
I kicked the person off.
No Agenda Social.
After you emailed me about it.
Yeah, this guy had to go.
Yeah, when someone, all they post is, fuck Tard, fuck you, fuck Curry, fuck Dvorak, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Then, you know, you email me and say, this has to stop.
And I'm like, you know, the guy literally, the value for value, the international lifestyle, I looked through all of his toots, there was no value.
And so I deleted him.
Screw that guy.
I mean, I don't really like doing that.
I know you don't, but there's a, there's a, he's not the only one that needs to go.
So this should be, everyone should note.
Are we doing a, are we doing a, uh, are we going to do a purge?
Clean up a purge?
Are we going to purge some trolls?
Let's go troll hunting.
Yeah.
All right.
You're it.
You're on point.
You find the trolls.
I'm on the lookout.
You'll be on the lookout.
You find the trolls.
I want you to be like the no agenda social Gestapo.
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
Gestapo.
Yep.
Yeah.
I'm good for that.
I'm good for that.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, I'm just the one that kills them, and I can just say I was following orders, okay?
There you go.
But you're the one that goes and roots them out.
Knocking on doors.
Well, when the tribunal happens, you know, we can have excuses.
Tribunal.
Yeah, if we clean some up, then we can bring some more friendly people in.
That's what we'll work on.
noagendasocial.com The thing's not there as a negative influence.
It's just a bitch and moan.
Well, I don't mind bitching and moaning, I have no problem with it, but if you're just going to sit there and insult the people who set it up and who, you know, it's insulting to everybody.
It was no value.
Yeah, nobody likes it.
So, should we also shave their heads or just suspend their accounts?
No, we just boot them and let it be.
Don't even mention it to them.
I like the shaving of heads.
Well, no, I had to mention this one so people know that this has to stop.
Yeah, it's, it's, yeah.
We love, we love the controversy at No Agenda Social, but not just like this, come on.
That's just, it's rude.
You know what, I think it's because I'm getting old.
I'm just like, I don't, I just, you know what, I'm done.
You're not getting that old.
Follow John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com, Adam at noagendasocial.com.
Of course, if you use your own Mastodon server, you can't, you can't be blocked.
I won't, I won't block a federated thing, but if you're on our server doing that.
But if you're an individual, you're blocking, blocking away.
Right, but I will not block someone from others.
I recommend blocking.
You can block whole domains, so, you know.
Yeah, I'm not going to block whole domains or anything like that.
I'm not.
But if someone's on our service doing that, get out of here.
You'll be fine, John, don't worry.
You can block entire domains, John, so it won't bother you.
I've already done it.
thanking CZM137 for the artwork for episode 1473, which we titled Meth Raging, which was something that we picked up along in one of our clips on that show.
This was, um... You know, this is... It's already outdated, of course, since we now know that not just men who have sex with men can get the monkey pox.
And this was the rubber stamp, men denied, which... How can I explain it?
The rubber stamp has men, which, curiously, was not written in reverse.
You know, so... If it actually was stamped, it would have...
It would have said no.
It was a conceptual piece.
Yes, it was.
Very high-end in that regard.
It wasn't my favorite piece.
You had decided on it right away.
And it was pretty hard, because I like Podcasts for Food, which I use in a newsletter, even though I think that art is... I don't know, it's by The Spook.
I don't know if it's stolen or not.
Podcasts for Food?
Which one was that?
It's right above Men Denied.
Yeah, but wasn't there a different reason?
No, in fact, you had me convinced on this, and I said, you know, I'm okay with this.
And you said, nah, you know, we should go look at it.
It's probably stolen.
I think that's what you were the one that said that.
Well, the problem I have with the stolen aspect is I looked at Spook's work, and none of the work indicates that he drew those birds.
So I assume that it was pretty much those two birds holding a sign saying something else.
And you just fill in the sign.
Yeah, which is enough.
I don't know if that's enough or not, but I still like the piece.
He did the donate and no agenda and different fonts.
Yeah, no, I think it's enough to get by legally.
It has to be fair use, people.
But it's to get by.
And you really don't, you know, you probably forgot how much you love that Men Denied piece.
No, I didn't forget.
I loved the piece, but you're making it sound like I fell in love and had no... I wasn't open to suggestions.
I'm very open to suggestions.
Well, and then we had... I liked the art and the party on it.
Here's the one.
No, the one I wanted... Roger Roundy.
No, the one I wanted was the lesbian.
Which one?
The lesbian.
Erasing the L. The lesbian with the eraser.
Oh yeah, you liked that piece too.
That's the one I really liked.
Why didn't we do that?
Because you liked the men denied better, and we also decided that men denied was predated lesbian denied.
So it was chronological.
That's right!
You're so right!
We were like, okay, we might as well do the... we need to do men before the lesbians because we'll get the lesbians being denied.
That'll happen soon enough.
You're right!
That's exactly how the conversation went.
You nailed it.
And then there was the Roger Roundy piece where he's using his NFT monkeys.
But I looked at that piece and I'm thinking... I don't get it!
There's a bunch of monkeys who want to party and then one of them has colorful teeth?
Is that the gay flag in there?
I don't know what's in his mouth.
Really?
Was this so hard to understand?
Like who's getting monkey pox?
Well, it's the party gays who are doing the sex orgies.
So that's why you get the monkey with the Nazi hat and the leathers and stuff.
You get it?
So it's like a bunch of... Yeah, what is he saying?
That the gays are a bunch of monkeys?
It seems racist.
Then we had this one, which was from Correct the Record, which I would have bet money was from Comic Strip Blogger, because it met a hillock that is a butt.
The Anal Autumn.
We're not going to pick that.
There were people who were disappointed that wasn't the show title.
I'm like, you know, no.
Anal Autumn?
The show title?
Yeah.
That's not going to happen.
The rest of them were just, there's a lot of stuff that's usable, but that's only usable.
The Barrel of Monkeys from Displaced Citizen, we looked at that.
But yeah, I think The Men Denied was the right choice, personally.
I loved it.
It's always complicated to make a choice, but we have to do it, and that means we're going to disappoint people.
We have gone into the archives occasionally.
We certainly have.
Thank you very much to these artists for diligently playing along.
They're already doing it for this episode.
If you go to noagendaartgenerator.com and you're listening in real time you can just refresh the page and see what's coming in.
Or you can always go after the fact and of course a podcasting 2.0 app will show you everything we're talking about in real time synchronized in the chapters.
And CZ137, thank you very much for bringing us the artwork, True Value for Value, for No Agenda Show, episode 1473.
Now let's thank some of our producers who came in with the treasure of the time, talent, and treasure.
Do you have this first note to kick it off?
Because it is, it's that time once again.
Every month he comes in with a mysterious amount, seronimous of dog patch and lower slobovia.
I do have the note.
I'm holding a lot of notes.
They're actually on paper, but they're stapled together, so it doesn't make this kind of noise.
Uh, from Sironymous of Dogpatchalore, Slovovia.
Slovovia.
Slovovia?
Oh, hello, Jerry!
Hey, drunk or not drunk, Slobovia.
Slobovia.
Slobovia.
Uh, 2912.
Uh, 2912.
Whoa.
Wow.
2912, which is a lot.
Yes!
Thank you to all producers for your continuing support and providing outstanding content in clips and notes.
And thank you to...
For your consistent work to expand underreported news and political perspectives specifically ignored by the politically woke media.
No Agenda reminds us all to expand from M5M perspectives and for its many North American producers to include sources from outside the U.S.
Always thinking in U.S.
and U.S.D.
hides the reality that 95% of the world population is outside its borders.
For example, many cultures value gold, while Americans are less inclined to view it as a... Let's talk about gold!
Let's talk about gold!
while many Americans are less inclined to view it as a secure store of value.
Why today gold is down about 4.5% in U.S. dollars, yet up 5% in euros.
In weaker currencies, gold is up considerably.
The same with oil and gas prices year-to-date prices for USD holders.
Oil is up about 24% in euros year-to-date, year-to-date.
Year-to-date WTI West Texas is up 40%.
I am grateful I can earn in U.S.
dollars when paying bills in local currencies during my recent travels.
Wow.
That's exactly right, yeah.
Lizard people.
Sacrificing bugs.
He's calling out the lizard people, I think.
Lizard people.
Yeah, hey, lizard.
Lizard people.
Yeah, that's what he's doing.
Lizard people sacrificing bugs for Eid, the holiday, is never going to happen.
I guess that's going on.
A random locust did not suddenly appear by Abraham's altar for him to squash it for God.
There you go.
No jingles, no karma.
Sir Animas of Dogpatch and Lois Lobovia is a long-term supporter.
We don't know much about him other than the notes that he sends.
It's handwritten.
He's cash again, I presume?
Yes, and he seems to travel around the world doing something.
And he doesn't want us to know what it is, so... That's fine with us.
We don't worry about it.
Who cares?
We always appreciate his notes, though.
The notes are very important.
The notes are very... and he's a world traveler, so he has insight that we don't have.
He's also a Muslim, so he has insight that we don't have.
Bob Danielson comes in with a cool $1,000 from Charleston, West Virginia.
My old stomping grounds.
Dear Buzz and Crack, I'd like to announce I am transitioning from douchebag tonight!
And you will find the attached sum of $1,000 to cover the cost of the procedure.
I see what you're doing.
I have found that liberal guilt and Jewish guilt and Catholic guilt are as nothing compared to no-agenda freeloader guilt.
I cannot continue to live a lie.
Please do not deadname me as Bob Danielson any longer.
Refer to me instead as Sir Bob the Unready of the Hilltop.
No karma, no de-douching, no jingles needed.
Just make sure that the banquet table is well supplied with Chicago-style hot dogs and Green River soda.
What's Green River Soda?
Oh, it's delicious.
Is that a Chicago thing?
It's actually Northeast.
The Midwest will have it, and so will the Northeast, and it doesn't really exist in the West Coast.
I'm not sure it even exists in New York City.
But I've had it.
Every once in a while, somebody will bring some in, and it's quite tasty.
It's green.
It's real green colored.
Is it a soft drink?
Is it sugary?
Yeah.
No, it's just like a sugary pop.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we got a lot here, so I'll try some myself at the round table.
Thank you very much.
We'll see you on the podium.
No jingles, no karma?
No jingles, no karma.
All right.
Onward with William B. and Kerry North Carolina, 404955.
And he's got a very strange note with a glued-on head of Biden.
It's kind of cool.
And this is coming, this note is coming out of Biden as though he is saying it.
Biden speaks.
Biden speaks.
44955.
John and Adam, in the morning, my slumbering inner douchebag was awoken at the tail end of episode 1457 when Adam Made the comment, we love Alex Jones.
He's been instrumental to the show.
Well, I was not lying.
I last donated, well, we got, that comment got us $449.55.
Again, Alex Jones, instrumental to the show.
Is he?
He got us $449.55, right there.
Alex Jones instrumental to the show.
Is he?
He got us $449.55 right there.
Yes, definitely.
He was instrumental.
Yeah.
I last donated in June 2021 as an anonymous listener who came in to Know Agenda via Alex Jones.
My previous donation was for 450.
No Agenda, oh, for the number 450 show, No Agenda episode that followed my Seeing Adams 2016 appearance on Infowars.
Mm, goodness.
1948, 98, 50.
I don't know what that says for.
With the hope that this letter arrives in time for episode 1475, Well, I think you got in early, man.
So, hopefully this works out for you.
Enclosed, find a check for 44955, episode 1475, episode 3, 1340 plus 135 equals 33.33 times 449.55.
I love that conspiracy math.
Yeah, it works out perfect.
135 equals 33.33 times 449.55.
I don't know.
I love that conspiracy math.
Yeah, it works out perfect.
I think you nailed it.
Yeah, no jingles, et cetera, but...
But Jobs Karma would be appreciated.
Since my last donation, I was run out of the dude named Ben Job I held for 20 plus years.
Wow.
At a large pharma company for being unwilling to accept the heart dart.
Oh, I hadn't heard this one.
The heart dart?
Lastly, I neglected to claim my title with my previous donation, so can I do so now?
If so, I need to be knighted as Sir Valance.
I want nothing for the roundtable.
Thanks for all you do.
William B. and Carrie, North Carolina.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Let's move to Roland Sherwood.
In the morning, John and Adam, having been on the $5 a month plan since 2012, if my math is correct, and it not being until 2028 and under said plan before I would become eligible for knighthood, this donation is intended to speed the process up a bit.
Since I know you to be fans of Brevity, longest note in the bunch by the way, Yes, that's funny.
True.
Since I know you to be fans, what are you drinking?
I have to admit, it's another can of polar 100% natural seltzer.
Okay, nice.
Since I know you to be fans of brevity when it comes to donation notes, I only ask for the following.
An F Cancer for someone very special to me, she knows who she is.
A Yak Karma for all Noah Gender Producers.
A shout out to Peter McConnell who remains the only NA producer I've encountered in the wild and in China of all places.
Hope you're keeping well, Pete!
Finally, as I'm currently based in Apia, Samoa, Apia?
A-P-I-A, Apia?
Samoa, please allow me to request I be knighted Sir Roland, Knight of all Polynesia.
And that Kava and Pani Popo, Pani Popo, be served at the round table.
Thank you for all you do and long may you keep going.
You got it, man.
You've got karma.
I wonder if he wants... Hold on.
You've got Karma.
Had to do the, uh... I wonder if he wanted masticated cava or not.
Just wondering.
He didn't ask for it.
No, he didn't.
What is a pani popo?
I have no idea.
Okay.
Probably something from the islands.
You think?
Jonathan Kelber in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
333.33.
Short, short donation note.
Sent from Lions Roar 20 at Proton Mill to Dvorak.
Well, let's see if I have anything from him.
Because I had to print these out.
I didn't get them over to Eric.
While you take a look, I'll roll through the following ones.
Casey Smith came in with a 333.33 from Tobaccoville, North Carolina.
That's Casey of the Central Carolinas.
Thank you, Casey.
Uh, Dania Peck in Georgetown, Texas.
Not far.
3.33 in the morning.
I could use some house-selling karma.
Thank you for your courage.
House-selling karma for you.
You've got karma.
Okay, I got, uh... We have, uh... Jonathan Kelber in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
333.33, and I have a note.
Okay.
And he needs jingles.
I'll tell you what they are.
Okay.
Shapeshifting.
China is ass-a-hole.
Danny Sharpton, I guess, and a noodle gun and yak karma.
Okay, so shapeshifting... A... A-ho... Yeah, and then, what was it?
Danny Sharpton and a noodle gun.
Sharpton and a noodle gun, okay.
Plus yak karma.
Yes, yes.
ITM, I found your show almost a year ago after hearing Adam on Hireside Chats.
Yes.
What is that?
What is Hiresight?
Is it a bunch of stoners?
It's a podcast.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yes, it's a bunch of stoners.
But you don't... Hey, man.
We have our guest today.
He's very special.
It's a Podcasting 2.0.
Known as the Podfather.
His name is Adam Curry.
Hey, man.
Here.
You're hired.
I thought it fitting, he writes.
You're hired as my PR guy.
I thought it fitting to donate on my birthday, August 4th.
He's on the list.
Please de-douche me!
Yeah, we got that for you.
You've been de-douched.
Anyway, quick question for the both of you.
Adam, what's your favorite conspiracy?
Conspiracy?
My favorite conspiracy?
Yeah.
What does favorite mean?
You mean the one that you like?
Well, I like... I mean, I don't like 9-11.
I don't like the moon landing, but those are... We'll go with moon landing.
Okay.
John.
Huh?
Here comes my question.
What's your favorite gin?
What is your favorite gin?
Tanqueray 10.
Uh, if I was going to only drink one gin, I'd drink that.
Uh, at this rate, I'll see you at the round table in two years.
Bye!
Alright, here's to jingle.
caliber roll up roll up for the shape-shifting step right this way roll up roll up for the shape-shifting Chinese asshole R-E-S-P-I-C-T I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
You've got... Karma.
All right.
Onward we go with Adam Oler from Houston, Texas.
234.56, our first Associate Executive Producer and a perfect number for that.
No note, so you get to... I have a note.
And I'll read the note.
I'm note reading today.
My email went down last night.
Adam Oler, here's my donation note for 234.56.
Forgive me, Podfathers.
Plural.
For I have sinned, I have listened to your show faithfully since Adam's first JRE appearance.
There you go.
And I have not donated until now.
I've ignored your cries for donation for far too long, and I can no longer bear the guilt and shame of being a douchebag.
Please wash away the douche and cleanse my soul so that I can be reborn as a loyal slave and servant to the No Agenda show.
You've been de-douched.
I'd like to thank you both for the No Agenda and the No Agenda listeners for making the best podcast in the universe possible and for providing an excellent source of entertainment and actionable information.
Action items.
Your time for us to end is Your show has quite literally saved lives.
And please allow me this opportunity to briefly address Adam and my fellow Texans.
It's time for us to end our abusive relationship with Washington D.C.
and file for a peaceful divorce.
Join us at the Texas National Movement and make Texas an independent nation again.
The Texas TNM is the largest political action group in the state with 430,000 members.
And it's very well organized and motivated.
Independence is going to happen much sooner than you think.
God willing, we will get a referendum on the ballot by 2024, ending the question, should Texas, or asking the question, should Texas reassert itself as an independent nation for or against?
Check with us and be part of the history.
Sorry for the long note.
Jingles.
WTC7 won't go away.
Sorry about that.
I should have given this first.
WTC7 won't go away.
Screw your freedoms and no and resist we much.
Love is lit and all that shit.
Adam.
Uh, screw your freedom, and then, uh... WTC7 won't go away.
Iso, Iso, no... Screw your semen, no, and resist we much.
Uh... Guess he doesn't need Pharma, so I'll put that.
You know what?
Yeah, I'm just, oh, here we go.
That's fine.
I'm just saying, I guess they're going to, you know, it'd be interesting to see how Texas votes, but since it's being populated by disaffected Californians, you're probably not going to get anywhere.
No.
What, after the, after the no, after the screw your freedom no, what was after that?
Resist we much.
Oh, resist we much.
Okay.
Resist we much.
WTC7 won't go away!
Screw your freedom.
No.
But resist, we much.
We must, and we will much, about that be committed.
Alright.
And then we have... Oh, this is interesting.
This is an interesting note.
Nola Ranallo from Tonawanda, New York.
222.22, full row of ducks.
And a rather long-scrawled handwritten note.
Let's see if we can decipher some of this.
It looks like someone who would be writing this at night from behind enemy lines.
In pencil.
Is that pencil?
Uh, looks like pencil.
I'll read it, because I've got a real copy here.
Oh, okay.
I'm coming out in my neighbor, uh, my no agenda love.
This is the last check in my book, and it belongs to you both.
Oh.
Uh, in my first life, I spent most of it in the arts, making punk noise, avant-garde experimental music.
She's a punk rocker.
The former punk community has gone!
Pro-government, pro-VAX, pro-Big Pharma now, and show me your VAX card to enter a punk gig!
Wow, punk rock, eh?
Punk rock, man!
What a phony scam!
That is phony.
She sent a car with a couple of Polaroids of her with her.
She's a horse lady now.
She's a real cutie.
She'd be good on stage.
I can see her as a punk rocker pogo-ing on the stage.
Oh, yes, the pogo.
I need plays and promotion as my bandcamp.
Go check her bandcamp out.
NOLARANALOBANDCAMP.COM and NOLARANALO.COM.
Anyway, she goes on.
She's on YouTube, too.
I'm soon self-releasing my solo record, Hypnode.
Hypnagogia.
After failed wheeling and dealing with woke record labels owned by BlackRock.
Yeah.
You know, have you seen Cream Magazine? - Amazing.
No, not recently.
They've resurrected it online.
Cream.com.
C-R-E-E-M.
Now, Cream magazine, back in the day, they were punk, man.
That was a rag and it was down and dirty.
Someone sent me a link to one of the most recent...
Columns?
Oh my god!
The start rate, they're talking about punk shows, and right away starts off about January 6th, vaccine mandates, all involving reviewing punk bands.
Oh, that's disgusting.
It is.
She continues, I'm gonna cut this short, but she continues, the best meds are John and Adam.
Laughter!
You give the world, keep going!
And then she discusses some personal stuff, which I'll leave out.
She says we can share it, but I won't.
And she says her dose of sanity is no agenda.
Love you both.
Keep casting.
We need you.
Love, Nola.
And I thought she mentioned a couple of jingles.
There it is.
Yeah, there's jingles.
Again, I'm sorry I didn't do this earlier.
Jitty, life is a slam or scam.
I think it's scam.
Scam, I think.
I don't, I don't think, I've never heard that.
Yes.
And then snip for reality?
Yeah, I, we don't have, as far as I know, we don't have the snip for reality.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
And then some karma.
Shout out to Muskrat in the slave, uh, slave something or other, on the slave state of New York.
Governor no one elected.
Hoochie's worse than killer Cuomo during Covis.
She has this little rant at the end that she can not do.
No.
I thought we had a Jitty somewhere.
I don't know where the Jitty is.
It's all Jitty with it.
It's all Jitty.
It's Jitty... I wonder if... Life is a scam.
Well, I'm gonna have to do what I can here.
Life is a scam.
Not for humanity.
You've got karma.
I gotta see what's going on.
I may have misplaced one or two.
Yeah, that'll hurt her.
Anyway, thank you.
Thank you, Nola.
Thank you very much, Nola.
SirMileHighMark202.02 in Arvada, Colorado.
I'd like to request jobs karma for my son, Tom.
It really works, it's true!
Thank you from SirMileHighMark.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Benjamin Ritgers in Boone, Iowa.
$200.01.
And he says, this is Sir Benjamin Ritgers.
THIS IS SIR BENJAMIN RITGERS!
This donation is in honor of my parents, Keith and Ruth Ann Ritger, celebrating 50 years of marriage on August 4th, 2022.
By the way, Mimi and I have an anniversary on the next show!
Oh, that's right.
888-888. 888-888.
And the donation that we're asking for is 888.88.
And how many years will it be for you?
I think it's about 60.
Well, at least it seems that way.
Well, listen, is Keith and Ruth Ann Ritker's 50 years together?
Yeah, and they never had a fight, it says.
I bet they didn't.
Please list them as associate... Oh, they get to switcheroo here, so they get the associate executive producer for this show.
I'll tell you, listen... Nice.
Well, I'm sure they do.
I'm sure they do.
Give him a karma.
Give him an anniversary karma.
Anniversary karma.
We'll throw in a goat.
Nothing like a 50's goat.
You've got... karma.
Don Igler, Igler, Igler, is in Washington, D.C.
Hello, Don.
$200 associate executive producer title for you as a dedicated first-time donor.
$200 living in D.C.
I'm requesting a deduce.
You've been deduced.
Oh, man.
Don, you're going to love the Spooktown community.
There's great meetups.
Discovered you on Glenn Beck's podcast and I've been captivated by you guys ever since.
My husband and I are bailing out of the barrio for a free state.
Send some sweet karma our way and thanks for the inspiration, conversation, and humor.
You bet.
Welcome, you two.
You've got karma.
That's our list of Associate Executive Producers and Big Shot Executive Producers for show 1474.
I want to thank them profusely because we don't really have that many donations today.
It falls off quite rapidly.
Yeah.
I want to thank these folks.
Well, again, we are living the international lifestyle of value for value, which means we produce, we show our proof of work.
If you like it, if it was valuable to you, all you have to do is return the favor with some value, turn it into a number.
If you come in at $200 for an episode, you automatically get the associate executive producer credit.
That title is yours.
300 or above is the executive producer credit for show episodes 1474.
These credits are real.
You can use them anywhere that they're recognized.
Look at IMDB.
You'll see many of these No Agenda producer credits.
Look around on Twitter.
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We're much larger than you might presume.
If you'd like to become a producer, learn more about it, go to this website.
Thank you once again for bringing the time, towns, and treasure for 1474!
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order!
Order!
Shut up, slave!
Shut up, slave!
By the way, that computer you told me to get?
Yeah.
What was it again?
Beelink.
I'm using it.
Right now.
What?
I've been using it throughout the entire show.
It's killer.
Isn't that a little dynamite machine?
It's killer.
187 bucks.
Was it 20, did you click on the $20 off coupon?
Oh shit, I didn't see no coupon!
It was right on, right there below the thing.
On Amazon?
Yeah.
I didn't see any coupon.
Yeah, it was, I think it was semi-hidden.
I actually was going to send you a note back saying, hey, look out for the little, because I bought another one.
I don't remember the coupon.
So I got it for $1.65.
So this, so, you know, I was looking to replace the Microsoft Surface because, I don't know, two blue screens of death in one week kind of tells you something.
And so John's been pushing these little computers.
I'm like, okay, I'll get one.
So I got one.
And I also ordered a new screen, which I'll tell you about when it comes in tomorrow, if it's worth anything.
And I plug it in.
Well, let's see how this does.
Man, it kicks ass!
It kicks ass!
It's really good now, it's Windows 11.
Was my description of Windows 11 accurate?
Completely!
It's so weird.
Windows 11... I've been on Windows 10 for a long time and I've been resisting upgrades, so this thing came with Windows 11 built in.
I mean, it's kind of like...
It's not, it's like the UI, it wants to get out of your way by kind of looking kind of flat and bland.
It's very bland!
And the corners are all rounded and stuff and it's like, you can't hurt yourself because it has rounded corners everywhere.
I don't know, it's, yeah, you're actually, it's window dressing.
Yeah.
And they put the start button in the middle of the screen.
It's no longer on the left.
I'm so confused.
Yeah, that was a dumb place to... whatever.
It takes a little getting used to, but it's not so... once you get used to it, it's pretty... it's adaptive when you go back and forth between 10 and 11.
Well, the whole exercise for me was just to prove that the rig was now advanced enough with the RODECaster Pro 2 that it really doesn't matter what computer I'm using, so you know the next step will be full-on Linux, so...
No, this was just an interim step.
I'm going to order another one of those computers, get my 20% coupon, and I'm going to throw Linux on it.
Yeah, well, yeah, if you do that, offload Windows.
Yeah, I know, get you the code, I know, you want my code.
Well, anybody, I mean, just be tossed with it.
I mean, it's legally yours.
I know, waste not, want not.
Waste not, want not.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
So, uh, yeah, these little boxes are quite powerful.
So I took mine and I loaded it up with all the public domain stuff I could that's out there.
Yeah.
Which includes Audacity and VLAN and FanView.
What's FanView?
UrFanView?
What's FanView?
You know, what is that?
It's UrFanView.
UrFanView?
Oh, is that UrFanView?
Yeah, UrFanView is a photo... It's not really a photo editor, but you can do a little editing with it.
A little cropping, but it's mostly a file viewer, and it can look at any photo file.
Oh, okay.
It's like the VLC of... Of photos.
Of photos.
Okay.
I love programs like that.
It opens anything!
It does.
And it opens all the old, a lot of the weird, like KD, I think it's called KDC.
It's a very old format that Kodak used.
It was their version of JPEG and nothing opens it, but this opens it.
No problem.
And then you can save it to some other format if you want.
So it does conversions.
It's just a terrific product.
There's a pretty interesting trial taking place in Austin, about 70 miles east of us, and you've probably heard of it.
In fact, you were surprised to hear you thought that everything was great with our friend Alex Jones, and things are not so great with Alex Jones.
Here's a report from ABC.
We turn now to the $150 million defamation case against radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
Parents of children killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre in Connecticut are now describing in detail how his false claims about the shooting have made their lives a nightmare.
I was blessed with him for six and a half years.
half years.
Emotional testimony from Neil Heslin, the father of six-year-old Jesse Lewis, who was killed in the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in Connecticut in 2012.
I cherish those days, those years.
Heslin and Jesse's mother, Scarlett Lewis, are one of several families that have already successfully sued InfoWars host Alex Jones for defamation after Jones claimed the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax and claimed the victim's parents were actors.
Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors.
with actors.
Now Hesslin and Lewis are in court seeking $150 million in damages from Jones, telling a jury that Jones and the conspiracy theorists he enabled made their lives miserable.
I can't even describe the last nine and a half years of the living hell that I and others have had to endure because of the negligence and the recklessness of Alex Jones.
Hesslin says his family has received death threats with people even firing shots at his home.
I'm all pushed out.
People pushed out of New York.
Jones was not in court when Heslin testified.
Heslin calling him a coward for not showing up.
Instead, Jones was on his radio show saying this about Heslin.
I mean, I think Heslin acts like somebody on the spectrum.
Jones was in court later when Jesse's mother took the stand.
Jones says his words were protected under the First Amendment and claims he was simply asking questions.
I never intentionally tried to hurt you.
The internet had a lot of questions.
I had questions.
So this is kind of an interesting case because it's shrouded in a First Amendment issue.
Can you just say whatever you think?
But it's not really a First Amendment case.
So this is kind of an interesting case because it's shrouded in a First Amendment issue.
Can you just say whatever you think?
But it's not really a First Amendment case.
It's a defamation case.
And it's being covered very poorly.
And the way they make it sound is if you say something untrue like this was a fake shooting that you can get sued for $150 million.
But I think the problem here is that I don't know if Alex Jones called parents or families out by name.
I would suppose he did.
And by then saying they were in on it or they were actors, you would know this better than I do, John, but I presume that would be the violation.
That's where tort law comes in and that's a defamation of character?
I never looked at this case.
There are defamation issues that you do have to be... There is a provision in libel and slander laws that if you're part of a group that is called out.
You don't have to be called out by name.
Okay.
So if you say, well, everybody that was at such and such nightclub and your group has to be associated.
So in other words, you have to have some association with the group that's being called out or being defamed.
So I say, well, this guy's at this gay nightclub or a bunch of Well, no, I think if you said, you know, these parents pretended that their kids were dead, that's pretty low.
call somebody unless they're actually a criminal.
Well, no, I think if you said these parents pretended that their kids were dead, that's pretty low.
Well, if it causes damage, this is another thing, and they claim it does.
It's...
It's not normal.
It's an abnormal case, so it's something that people shouldn't worry about, necessarily.
But you have to be careful when you start saying things.
Well, what's interesting is that the amount of money is based upon how much money he made, you know, made off of their misery.
Uh, and the money seems to be quite good.
I mean, we're talking $160, $170 million that he did over the course of a couple years.
Uh, which, you know, the families, that's how they kind of start to calculate this.
So, uh, we'll see how that goes.
But what was, you know, there's three cameras in this courtroom.
And it's, from what I understand, it's the same... It's a three-camera shoot.
Three-camera shoot with one on the jury.
And it's the same production company that did the Michael Jackson courtroom documentary.
So, who knows what's going on with that?
Oh, please.
What I found interesting, though, is the judge... Here's a short clip.
So, the judge is saying... She's saying, look, you're under... Oh, I'm gonna... Because it's kind of hard to hear in the beginning, but you'll get used to it.
She says, look, Mr. Jones, you're under oath, so you have to stop lying in this court.
And the two things that she cites him lying about, let's listen, it's in the beginning here, hold on a second.
You may not say to this jury that you comply with the suffrage.
You may not say to this jury that you complied with discovery because apparently he says he gave his whole cell phone and then they didn't and whatever, okay.
That is not true.
You may not say it again.
You may not tell this jury that you are bankrupt.
And you may not tell the jury that you're bankrupt because that is also not true, even though he's filed for bankruptcy protection.
But this is the level of this judge.
And then when it comes to the actual free speech aspect, this is where this judge confuses me.
That is also not true.
You're already under oath to tell the truth.
You've already violated that oath twice today in just those two examples.
It seems...
absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify, yet here I am.
You must tell the truth while you testify.
This is not your show.
Do you understand what I have said?
Yes, I believe what I said was true.
Yes, you believe everything you say is true, but it isn't.
Your beliefs do not make something true.
That is what we're doing here.
Just because you claim to think something is true does not make it true.
It does not protect you.
Ah!
Now that's interesting.
If you say something that you believe to be true, she says, that does not protect you?
See, this is why it's confusing.
I understand... I don't know, but what's she getting at?
She says... Well, he says, I believe that I was telling the truth.
I believe that this is true.
And she says, this is exactly why we're here, which it's not, because just because... this is not your show, just because you believe something's true doesn't make it true, and you're not protected when you do that.
Listen to that last bit again.
Yes, I believe what I said was true.
Yes, you believe everything you say is true, but it isn't.
Your beliefs do not make something true.
That is what we're doing here.
Just because you claim to think something is true does not make it true.
It does not protect you.
See, I believe it does.
I think you can say whatever you want that's protected.
You just can't slander people or libel them.
Well, if you think something's true and you, like, for example, if I think you're a criminal or some person.
Yeah.
And I actually believe you are.
Yeah.
And I call you a criminal and you're not.
You can sue me for slander.
Yeah, but if you say, I believe you're a criminal.
That's different.
No.
Well, it doesn't help.
If I say, I think, allege, you can use allege.
Well, you know what I'm happy about?
No, I don't think so.
No, it's not true.
Because people can be out there with some false notions and then they start propagating a lie.
You're liable.
You can be sued.
Well, I'm happy... There's no doubt about it.
I'm happy that in 15 years you've always kept us on the straight and narrow.
You've done it.
No, you've said sometimes.
Allegedly.
Hold on, Curry.
You've called me back a couple times.
Yeah, I'm not a 100%.
I'm not a liable lawyer, but I've been, but I play one on TV.
Yes.
I know most of the rules pretty well.
Beautifully.
All right, let's do these woke clips real quick, because I have some good information about the Q's and the L's and the B's and the T's, and the pronoun issue.
And you had something with pronouns, you said?
Yeah, I have a pronoun complainer, and this woman is bitching and moaning about it, and she's given up.
She's pretty much a...
She's a teacher.
Neopronouns.
She uses neopronouns.
I never thought what that was and now I know.
She's a teacher?
And she's in a classroom, but she never identifies herself as a teacher.
She's just bitching.
And she's finally given up, and she says, you can call me if you don't like neopronouns or you don't understand them.
And neopronouns are like G-X-I-E.
These are new pronouns.
Neopronouns.
The new, new memes.
Okay.
The new, new, new pronouns.
And it's like, okay, okay.
If you don't like that, you can call me an it.
I just thought this was ludicrous, but worth a listen.
So I still use neopronouns, and that's not changing.
But I have made a decision.
Which is that if for some reason you can't use neopronouns to refer to me, and you need a word that you already know how it fits into the English language, you may refer to me as it-its.
They-them makes me super dysphoric.
It-its is cool.
Non-noun neopronouns are still my preferred, especially the ones that keep the E sound, like E or Z or V. But if you need a pronoun while you're learning those, or if for some reason neopronouns are inaccessible to you, then it is.
Of course, if you're not using my pronouns just because you don't want to or you think they're invalid, you can fuck right off.
Thanks!
Oh man, it's so out of control.
I got a cool note here about the LGBT and Q. We've noticed that the gays have been kicked out of the group, the Ls are on their way out.
It seems that B is kind of, who's a B anymore?
Everything has to be T, but there's this Q. And here's a view from one of our producers.
...says the issue is that the L, the G, the B and the T can all be normalized and folded into what is considered to be acceptable in our society.
The Q defines itself in opposition to whatever the norms may be.
It's essentially a moving target that can be satiated by concessions given to it.
It's basically a political identity for Marxists that want their perpetual revolution and to overthrow our current society.
I think that's right.
Absolutely nailed it.
Nailed it.
Yeah, I think it's right.
What was this podcast?
This is a podcast.
I think it's Trigonometry.
Trigonometry is the name of the podcast.
And a straight-up old-school lesbian, Arielle Scarcella, is on the podcast and she explains about the hierarchy of the LGBTQ, non-binary, you know, all of the stuff that has us kind of confused.
And of course, how she starts off with how after the gays, the lesbians are now being ostracized from the group for a very obvious reason.
Because now you can't be gay anymore.
It's transphobic, you know, of course, so.
Is it?
Let's get into that.
Yeah, we could go get dive right in.
Let's dive right into that.
So what do you mean by that?
What do I mean?
What do they mean?
Okay.
And I mean, pun intended, the they's.
The they's we call them, the they them's.
Right.
It's like, you can't be like a straight up lesbian anymore.
Why not?
Because they call you transphobic.
If you're like, I'm a lesbian that like, I only want like vagina.
Sorry.
Oh, you're transphobic because some trans women have penises and some trans women are women and some trans women are lesbians and you need to like, it's like, no.
It's not how it works, but... So you're saying being attracted to the same sex, in your case, the female sex, is considered exclusionary by trans activists?
100%!
And a lot of them are here in the UK.
Just saying!
I'm just saying.
It's like the United States, the UK, and Australia, and Canada.
It's bad.
What's the Anglosphere, really?
Go mental or what?
I mean, it's first world countries.
First world problems, right?
You don't see people in Africa complaining about homosexuality.
Alright, so that makes sense.
That's kind of where the TERF thing comes from.
Yep.
But now the hierarchy explains why so many probably straight people are just grabbing any kind of identifier such as non-binary, fluid, gender fluid, etc, etc.
So I guess, but being serious for a second, what you're saying is you are now seeing that people like you who identify who are lesbian, right?
You're sort of, you're feeling pressure?
100%.
And I get messages every day.
Literally every day.
People that I date, like, it's funny, because when I go on dates and they find out, like, who I am, whatever, they'll be like, a lot of them will be like, oh, you must have girls up in your DMs flirting with you.
I'm like, actually, it's just, it's a lot of, like, gay people that are like, you know, I'm outcasted at my school because I'm, like, homosexual and I'm not non-binary and not queer and I'm not, you know, trans-identifying and I'm not open to everything.
It's like, because you're just gay?
Like, So you're not rainbow enough anymore?
You're not rainbow enough.
You can't just be like a basic gay guy or a basic lesbian anymore.
Is it because... You know why though, right?
No, go for it.
Why?
Because nobody likes cis, straight, white people.
Right.
Or cis, like, the less...
Let me say this.
How do you say it?
Okay.
So, like, cis straight white men are at the bottom of the pole.
Like, they're at the top of the world.
Yeah, we know.
Pay attention, John.
This is about us.
Cis white straight men are at the bottom of the pile.
This is us!
So, like, cis straight white men are at the bottom of the pole.
Like, they're at the top of the world.
Yeah, we know.
Right, they're at the top of the world, but, like, in the gay culture, right?
Or the woke culture, you're at the bottom.
Like, nobody likes you.
So, like, then you could be white, You could be a white cis but gay man.
Right.
And then you can be white cis lesbian.
Yeah.
And then it's like the queers, trans, black trans women at the top.
Right.
It's like we have to praise these people.
It's like how about we're just all the fucking same?
Yeah.
Like we're all on the same level.
We're all learning about ourselves.
We're all different people.
Nobody has to hate anybody.
They're trying to erase hierarchy and these system of oppressions by creating another system of oppression.
Hating white people, hating straight people, hating men.
It doesn't make any sense.
So now you have all these young kids that are cis straight white men or cis straight white women that are claiming all these other identities because they don't want to be on the bottom of the poll.
That's it.
It's so obvious, so simple.
Yeah, well, it's pretty close to it, but not it.
What do you mean, not it?
No, I mean, I... I... Do you really think a kid is... A four-year-old is saying I'm a girl now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That has nothing to do with the trans mania.
This is about the pronouns and about the identification.
And what she's saying is that cis people, which means you are born as a straight person, I guess you feel quote-unquote normal to the way you are and look, That they're the worst people, vilified, and so that the bottom, so no kid wants to be that anymore.
So that's where they come up with all this bullshit.
I'm a banana gender.
I'm anything, anything but a white straight guy or even a white gay guy.
That's what it's about.
You saw the banana clip, didn't you?
Yes.
Yes, I did.
But that's my point is, okay, it's totally peer pressure.
So it's all bullshit.
Everything's peer pressure.
It's a shame.
Good to see Demi Lovato coming back to the she-her, though.
She was a they-them.
And she just announced she's coming back to she-her.
Oh!
Stop the presses!
Exactly.
They-them.
All right, that was really important.
Let's see... Well, I could go with... I still have my climate stuff.
Yeah, let's do climate.
I also have Biden clips.
No, let's do climate stuff.
Let's do something important.
This is interesting because this is a local report, but this is a worldwide package, and I think this is CBS producing this.
Worldwide package?
OK, so this local coverage of climate change is done because CBS or somebody provided them with a package that was going to fill into their climate change coverage.
And what's interesting about this, I'll play the climate change, the package, and then the third clip is the reaction by the newsreaders themselves about this package, which is because the package is extreme and it's nothing that the networks won't run this.
This is a really This is a very negative climate change report.
Here we go.
Extreme weather events are ravaging the planet.
Now international scientists say people need to start preparing for the worst.
CBS Ian Lee reports on what scientists are calling a climate endgame.
The effects of climate change can be seen all around, from raging wildfires to catastrophic flooding.
So far, the conversation has primarily been how to prevent it from getting worse.
Half of humanity is in the danger zone from floods, droughts, extreme storms and wildfires.
No nation is immune.
But now a team of international experts led by Cambridge University says we should be prepared for failure.
Right now I think we're being naive.
We're not looking at the worst case scenarios at all, really.
Researchers warn about what they call the four horsemen of the climate endgame.
Famine, extreme weather, Conflict and disease spread by insects.
Scientists are urging world leaders to investigate possible outcomes ranging from a loss of 10% of the global population to eventual human extinction.
Oh, wow!
They just bring in revelations!
The four horsemen of the climate apocalypse!
Whoa!
That's a good one!
Nice!
Yeah, the network won't play this stuff, but they send it out to the local broadcasters, I think, to play it because it does accomplish something.
It's a little short eight seconds that follows, I think, follows that in some way.
A worst case climate scientists say we should be ready for, if all else fails.
Ian Leake, CBS News, London.
Okay, so that was the report that came through.
And so the local broadcasters are listening to this and they didn't like it.
And so here's where we at.
Let's hear what they play after this.
This is not what I expect CBS expected.
Okay, that package was mildly disturbing.
Not good.
No, and it's just one of those things we have to deal with the consequences as they come and try to mitigate how bad things get, but there's always so much you can do on an individual basis.
Not that the takeaway should be stop trying, it's just sobering.
Exactly.
You have to hope for the best, prepare for the worst, I guess is kind of the approach that we're taking.
And cross your fingers.
Yes.
Why don't you cheer us up a little bit?
Wow!
How about that?
Yeah, I got a kick out of that.
They were not happy with the piece.
And it was a piece of shit!
Sorry about that, people.
I have a bit of climate news.
This comes to us from the Netherlands.
There was the CEO, there's a business news radio station called, strangely enough, BNR, Business News Radio, a very Dutch sounding name.
It's 24-7 and, you know, it's kind of like 10-10 wins.
That was what they were modeled after.
But it's, you know, they just have all kinds of business news.
And they had on there the recently appointed CEO of the Rabobank, actually the Rabo Carbon Bank.
Rabo is a very famous bank in the Netherlands because they were One of the original decentralized banks was for the Rotterdam-Amsterdam Farmers Bank.
Yeah, they tried to run that bank as a series in California, I think.
Yeah, didn't they purchase mechanics?
No, mechanics bought them.
Okay, well, really?
Rabo's pretty big.
Well, it was the American branch.
Oh, the American branch.
So they've created this new bank called the Carbon Bank.
And it does what the carbon bank would, you'd expect it to do.
And this lady did an interview on Business News Radio, which of course is in Dutch.
And I could have sat here and told you exactly what she said, but we have this new representative of the Netherlands, Eva Vlaardingerbroek.
You've seen her, the blondie.
She's been on Tucker and now she's, she's almost a regular on Mark Stein's show over there on GB News.
Oh, interesting.
I'm looking, she's born on September 3rd, my birthday.
Yeah, except she's from 96.
Anyway, here she is explaining what this CEO of the Rabo Carbon Bank said.
I can verify it and it definitely started a minor shitstorm in the country.
Yesterday in the Dutch media we saw a perfect example of what it could entail in the near future.
We had the CEO of one of the largest Dutch banks say, why don't we start with a personal carbon credit?
A carbon wallet, she called it, actually.
So right in line with the plans that the World Economic Forum people have for us.
And she said it in a way that was particularly funny.
She said, well, if everyone gets an individual personal carbon credit, why don't we make it so that rich people who, for example, want to go on holiday a little too often, can buy personal carbon credit from other people who, for example, can't afford buying plane tickets or eating meat too often.
So we can that way swap it out.
Oh, so if Bill Gates or Leonardo DiCaprio's carbon footprint is getting a bit too big, then some peasant living in his hovel upcountry somewhere can sell his
And he can't afford to go to San Tropez, but he'll be able to sell his carbon allowance to Leonardo DiCaprio so Leonardo can park his yacht in San Tropez for a couple of extra days.
Exactly right.
That's it.
So what will happen is the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer.
And they're saying it openly as if it's not a controversial thing at all.
It's neo-feudalism.
That's what it is.
And they don't mind.
You know, it's just, yeah, OK.
Then they said, well, it's just a thought experiment, because obviously a lot of people were kind of upset about this communist ideal that they just presented to the people on TV as a good idea. - No, no, no, no.
Neo-feudalism?
What the hell is neo-feudalism?
Well, feudalism in an old school system.
Oh, the feudalism society.
Okay, okay, I gotcha.
It's just a new version.
It was quite stunning, though, to hear her say, look, it's great, these carbon credits, because, you know, you poor schlub, you can sell your carbon credit to a rich person.
Which, by the way, the Netherlands had a version of this.
It was called the gas coupons in 1975.
And I was there.
And everyone got the same amount of gas coupons.
And you could only buy as much gas as you had a coupon for.
And I believe Although I was too young to really comprehend at the time, but from what I understand, they had the same rationale, which was, hey, you know, if you don't, everyone gets credit, so if you don't have a car, don't drive, you can sell them, and it's kind of a cool way, you know, to even out something.
And the reality was that a lot of people couldn't afford to drive anywhere, because even if you wanted to buy the credit, you couldn't, once you'd sold all your credits, your coupons.
So these things don't work.
But there it is.
We'll have a carbon bank.
It's all in our future.
All in our future.
So what happened in the Netherlands or what is happening now is, you know, they want to get rid of up to a minimum 60% of the farmland and they want the farmers to cull their herd.
Ireland is now doing the same offering up to 5,000 pounds per Head of cattle to I think you have to call a whole bunch though If not, maybe all and get rid of your farm and the whole idea is to have the farmland become cheaply available We've seen these issues crop up all over the world.
It's based upon fertilizers mainly that seems to be the thing that screwed Sri Lanka over and here's a report from uh, Scandinavia with, uh, the, I think this is the all Alberta prime minister speaking.
Uh, uh, yes, Alberta prime minister speaking about Trudeau's fertilizer reduction plans.
Hello, Canada.
Get ready.
The Trudeau liberal government has been hammering Canada's largest industry oil and gas for years.
And now they're moving to a new target.
Canadian farmers with their proposal to reduce by 30%, uh, a key component of the fertilizers that are used by farmers right across Canada and around the world to get the best yields they can.
And this is happening just when the world is facing a serious global food security crisis.
Now that's predates Russia's invasion of Ukraine because of sky high gas prices, which are the result of, Of dumb green policies that have caused Europe to become almost completely dependent on Russian gas exports, Europe has shut in about 50% of their fertilizer production.
Now you have European governments, like in Holland and elsewhere, trying to reduce even from there the access to fertilizers.
Well, you know what this means?
Less fertilizer means less food.
It means radically lower agricultural yields.
And apparently, according to the proposal tabled at a federal-provincial meeting of agriculture ministers last week, the Trudeau government now wants to bring those kinds of policies here to Canada.
Now, any farmer will tell you that fertilizer costs are already sky-high.
Input costs are by far the highest they've ever been.
And our farmers, even with good prices, are having a hard time making ends meet.
To tell them now that they have to get ready within a few years to reduce by at least 30% their fertilizer input would be absolutely devastating to Canadian farmers and how much food that they can produce, not just for Canada, but the rest of the world.
It is time to stop the ideology and start with some common sense, and that's why Alberta's government is joining with several other Canadian provinces to fight to the wall to stop the Trudeau government's plan to cut Canada's agricultural output by cutting our fertilizer use.
We shall see how successful they are.
Well, like they say up there, it's a suggestion, and there's a lot of pushback.
Yeah, there's a lot of pushback on this.
I think they're going to get something done eventually, but I don't think right away.
No, it's no good.
Canada needs, you know, they're a good agriculture and their contribution to global warming is nothing.
No one's contribution is anything.
Well, that's true.
What am I thinking?
It's alright because the UK is already set.
They're getting ready.
They're now ratcheting up the pressure campaigns for young children to pressure their children into bugs and plants.
Mommy, we sang a song today about chickens.
Do we eat chickens?
We do, yeah.
We had birds like you in cuisine dip us for lunch.
They're made from plants, not chickens, and they're really nice.
Why don't we have them sometimes?
Not sure.
Is it because you fear change and you're scared to try something new?
Because if no one likes it, it will be remembered as the nightmare made that thing.
Look, Mommy, a butterfly!
Oh, yeah!
Birdseye Green Cuisine.
Welcome to the plant age.
So, Mommy, are you afraid to try something new?
Yeah, that sounds like a... that doesn't even sound like a kid.
I think that's all altered using some technologies to alter a voice.
Okay, okay, Mr. Technical.
You understand the point.
Yeah, and the point is something a kid would never say.
No, of course not!
But they're gonna teach him.
But the first thing you'd say to the kid who said that to you, you're afraid to try something new, you'd just whack him.
I'm gonna show my school by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fun.
Just whack him.
Christopher Kresslicky in Pennsylvania in Summit Hill, $100.56.
And he's got a birthday.
He's got a birthday.
We're on the birthday list.
John Robineau, $100.
Uh, Andre Zavalos in Little Elm, Texas.
It's $100.
He needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
This one wants to call out Josh and Justin for being douchebags.
Douchebag!
Douchebag!
There you go.
You get some jobs, Kermit, at the end.
Sir Kunkelberry in Atlanta, Georgia, 100.
Excuse me, 100.
Baron Lattican, Houston, Texas, 100.
Sir Smitty, the Burning River Coastie, North Royalton, Ohio, 9999.
Aiden Kunath in Fort Thomas, Kentucky, $90.
He's going to be a knight.
He's going to be knighted.
Sir Aiden, mayor of Tiddy City, Call Tim Force out as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
We got your accounting.
Uh, Eric... Uh... C... Uh, Cia... I don't know, Ciaffi, I guess, in Columbus, Ohio, 8599.
Now, he needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
We jump right to Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Duke of Luna, lover of America and boobs in Locust, North Carolina.
Uh, 8008.
And then we have Max and Sarah, actually, uh, Fluitt in Squim, Washington, 8008.
A birthday shout out.
We got that.
Uh, douchebag call out.
Three of them.
Mike G. Douchebag.
Nick T. Douchebag.
And Ben P. Douchebag.
This is going to be Sir Chris the Benevolent Order of the Choo-Choos.
I hope that's on there.
Yep.
Anonymous, Columbus, Ohio, 75.
Wayne Cartini in Torrington, Connecticut.
7-4-21.
Deb Carter in Waukesha, Wisconsin.
This is Switcheroo, so we're going to credit this to her son-in-law, Cory, with Health Karma.
We'll give you that at the end.
$73.
Barry Boniface, Newport News, Virginia.
6-7-4-9.
He's working his way to knighthood.
Okay.
Jim Watts in Whistler, B.C.
6-2-3-3, which turns out to be 8-0-0-8.
In Canadian Dolorettes.
Nice.
Brian Furley, $55.10.
Sir Tom Dorry, $55.10.
Sir Kyle and the Three Donkeys in Bertram, Texas.
$53.33.
And now the following are $50 donors.
We got there fast today.
Anniversary show coming up next.
Maybe that'll help.
Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana, $50.00.
Loretta Vandenberg in Promenzal, Louisiana.
Joseph Barnes in Oakland, California.
James Scharametta in Nappanoag, New York.
Ezekiel Goodwin in Hurricane West Virginia.
Love the name of that town.
Amani Kodanichi, again, he's in Austin, Texas.
So this is in honor of his birthday on August 4th.
You're an amazing...
He says, you're an amazing wife, honey.
Oh, this, okay, this is Imani Khodachini's for, okay, Jay, I just got it mixed up, sorry.
Imani's wishing her husband a happy birthday.
Okay.
Somebody's amazing.
I don't know.
Matthew Janice.
They're both amazing.
Matthew Janice Zewski for Chicago, Illinois.
Sure, Matthew.
Vanessa Espelaga in New York City.
Kyle Stefano in Orangevale, California.
Kenneth Perricks in Castaic, California.
And last but not least, Brett Farrell, Sir Brett, Parts Unknown, Oklahoma City.
Last time I looked in, Aichi Kitagawa over here in San Francisco.
I want to thank all these folks for making show.
1474 happened.
You did.
Made it happen.
Thanks everybody who came in under 50 for anonymity and also for the programs that we have.
We've got the sustaining donations which are longer term subscriptions.
You can make up your own.
There's all kinds of relevant numbers there.
Check it out at Dvorak.org slash NA.
Make do for John Mutchink's note, which was MIA from Sunday.
Hey guys, somehow my note I sent for Sunday's show never made it to you.
I donated 280.08, a two-boob donation, for my smoking hot wife, Amy Mullen, who celebrated her birthday on the 26th.
Please credit her for this and add her to the birthday list.
So, she's on, we've taken care of it, and we appreciate it.
John from Bastrop, Texas.
If you'd like to support us, here's how!
My request?
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You start.
Karma. Karma. Karma. Karma. Karma.
Happy birthday.
Oh, no.
Joe says happy belated birthday to Caitlin Green who turned 34 on July 3rd.
Christopher Chrislicky, happy birthday to Graham Luan.
65 forever, is the note.
Amani Kotachini, happy birthday to her husband Jay Kotachini, celebrated yesterday.
No, I'm sorry, yesterday actually.
Is today the 4th or the 5th?
No, celebrating today.
There we go.
John Kelber adds his birthday today.
And Max and Sarah say happy birthday to Sir Chris of the Benevolent Order of the Choo Choo's.
He'll be celebrating tomorrow.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
No titles, but we do have a couple of knights.
Before you do that, I have to ask if there's one on here, because I have a note.
You might have to add this person.
John someone.
Who is, uh, wanted to be knighted as he's already got it.
We've been back and forth and back and forth because all these email systems seem to cut out someone.
Okay.
He changed his mail to why you filter me.
And what's his knight name?
His knight name would be Sir Blocked Emails.
There's so many people who believe that their outgoing server is blocking emails to us.
And I think it's true.
But you need to... But, you know, it's like... Or, hey, I had to disconnect my VPN.
I couldn't send an email.
Well, your VPN is no good then.
I'd say.
So he said, uh, is to my knighthood knight to be knighted, sir.
Blocked emails and add loaded cannons, Carlotta's revenge, and antichuos to the round table.
What?
If you can.
I have no idea what these are.
Say it again.
Loaded what?
Loaded cannons, Carlotta's revenge, and that's in quotes.
Keep going.
And antichucos.
It's A-N-T-I-C-U-C-H-O-S.
I have no idea what either one of those items are.
Okay, fine.
But he also needs some health karma, which he requested when he sent his original money in.
So we will give that to him right away, and then we'll get on to the knighting.
You've got karma.
I love it when admin takes place during the show.
Okay, let's get your blade out.
Why you black me?
Yes, it happens all the time, exactly.
William B., Bob Danielson, Roland Sherwood, Aydin Kunath, Max Fluitt, and John Summon.
Ah, gentlemen, all of you who support the Noah Jenner Show in the amount of $1,000 or more, I'm very proud hereby to pronounce the K.D.
as Sir Valens, Sir Bob the Unready of the Hilltop, Sir Roland, Knight of All Polynesia, Sir Aiden, Mayor of Titty City, Sir Chris of the Benevolent Ord of the Choo-Choos, and Sir Blocked Emails.
Did I say that right?
I believe so.
For you, we've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay.
We have some special requests, like Chicago Style Hot Dogs and Green Soda, Kava and Pani Poop, Popo, Loaded Cannons, Carlotta's Revenge, and...
There you go.
Hey, you know what?
We got the mutton and mead here.
That's what counts.
That's what everyone always cares about.
Yay for mutton and mead.
Go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
Let us know where to send your handsome night ring to with the wax to seal your important correspondence and of course your certificate of authenticity.
And enjoy all the spoils of the round table, you brand new knights.
Join the knights and the dames.
And thank you very much for supporting your No Agenda show.
Alright, when it rains and pours, we got a couple of reports.
The first one, the Central Florida meet-up.
Dame Meowdeson sent in a written report.
It was an awesome turnout in Orlando for the Central Florida summer meet-up.
Two people missing from the photo.
But everyone came out.
It was a blast.
We had lawyers, a financial analyst, dudes named Ben, glass blowers, a warehouse worker for a pharmacy rep, and me, new resident yoga instructor that also works in ad tech.
Quite the diverse bunch.
A few of us have seats at the round table and others are on their way.
You know, that was a beautiful group.
They sent a picture.
Those are good-lookers.
Yeah, and the two missing ones are the spooks.
Well, of course.
That's how spooks operate.
Uh, Dame J, protector of the pandas, we had our meetup at the Skookum Brewery on July 31st.
Want to first thank Sir Scheister, destroyer of cones, his lady Sir Ryan the refiner, the knight-in-training, Harlech for showing up.
If possible, please call out the six douchebags that RSVP'd but didn't show.
You got our hopes up and you broke our hearts!
And here is a little meet-up song from the Amsterdam The Netherlands crew.
Let's see what they did for us.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
When we go to a meetup, we all feel the same.
Even douchebags are welcome, although we think they're late.
All right.
Rolling out the MKUltra song on us.
Great!
Los Angeles, Leo Bravo's meetup.
Hi, this is Brian.
I'm in the morning.
Hey, this is Sean and Brittany of San Pedro.
We're having a boy in the morning.
Hello.
Hi!
Oh, in the morning.
Yeah, in the morning.
That's what I was... I wrote that down.
Hi, it's Angie from Rancho in the morning.
In the morning.
In the morning, this is Sir Sterling of the Oxnard.
In the morning, this is Malice in Wonderland reminding people to donate to noagenda meetups.com if they appreciate the meetups.
Hey, in the morning.
It's never a dull moment here at the meetups.
Just go and check one out yourself.
Good day, how are you going to talk to William Broughlin?
No, Torrance.
In the morning.
Okay, New England.
Everybody, Sir Ernesto here at the New England meetup.
Everybody's having a good time and we're going to keep it tight, baby, so let's pass it around.
Hello, in the morning.
Hey, this is future Sir Chris.
In the morning.
Hello, this is Sir Knives, and I'm sorry to say, hoes, there's no more roe.
Hooray!
Hooray!
It's meet-up day and this is Lady Butters.
This is Sir Paul.
Thank you for your courage.
In the morning, John and Adam here having some strawberry ale at the Wachusett Brewery having a great time.
Thank you.
Hey there.
This is Sir Notchick.
Thank you for your courage.
Chris from the Commonwealth.
Ah, shit.
The heart of the Commonwealth.
The heart of the Commonwealth.
Keep that in.
Yes.
Keep it tight, people!
Trains, not planes!
What's your name?
My name is... I don't know.
Brandon.
Brandon.
Negro of the Northeast.
My buddy here.
ITM John and Adam.
Surgeon.
And... Day 1 of 3.
Good meetup by Sir Ernesto.
Thank you.
All right, everybody.
Adam, you can fix this in post.
Thank you for your courage.
Yeah, so I just wanted to say, no, I'm not going to do that anymore.
I'm going to start not playing reports.
There's plenty of people who have skills.
Every single meetup has someone who can put something together, someone who can collect.
But just this is below standard, producers.
It's below standard.
Um, here's North Idaho.
Okay, well now we finally, uh, on lake time.
What has it been?
Like an hour and a half?
To get all the boats in the water and all the cats wrangled.
And now we're actually underway.
How are you guys feeling?
It's Brian in the morning.
Fantastic.
Jack Bamberger from, uh, South Dakota.
Uh, douchebag.
And he admits it!
In the morning!
Making friends in the spook!
Yeah, I heard a meet-cute story.
From a spook.
Yeah, from a spook.
Probably never happened.
QAnon!
In the morning!
Woohoo!
I sure hope Mouthful of Fried Chicken gets on the show.
I've met all these new people.
This is awesome.
It's a great time out here in the land of the free.
Nobody come up here.
It's terrible.
I'm only one of two, if not three spooks here.
Scott the Chew, thank you for your courage.
Lake Coeur d'Alene meetup.
10 out of 10.
Would float again.
If we're rating meetups, good luck beating this one.
I'm just coming out of Coeur d'Alene Lake, dripping with freedom.
There you go.
See, that's a report.
That's how you put it together.
I know y'all can do this.
Let's get it.
Let's up the quality a little bit.
Here's what's coming up today.
We have the No Agenda Summertime Shindig.
Six o'clock in City Park.
the Denver Museum of Nature and Science.
The Shawongunk Ridge meetup.
The second one will be 6.30 in at the Ridge in Walk Hill, New York.
The Kaiserlautern Deutschland meetup is Saturday at Hannenfass Lounge in Kaiserlautern, Germany.
All right, I want to see some people get there this time.
Also on Saturday, the Red 33, Red 33 Boston running up that hill with no problems meetup.
2.30 at the Castle Island Brewery in Norwood, Massachusetts.
The Philly versus the Spooks tailgate party.
Yes, I think I have a promo for that.
Ladies and gentlemen, all are invited to come to this Saturday's Philly Local 76 meetup, tailgating the Phillies game.
We'll start at 4 and the game starts at 6.
If you want to go, bring your human resources.
We're going to have No mutton and mead, but plenty of drinks and a great time had by all.
So come on out and let's have a good time together.
Also on Saturday, the Reno-Tahoe meetup, 6 o'clock at the Great Basin Brewery in Sparks, Nevada.
And Sunday, our next show to Curious J-J-George, 6 o'clock Eastern, that meetup at Bridge Brew Works in Fayetteville, West Virginia.
To find out where these fine meetups will be held, to see other ones in the future, there's always something going on.
Or to start one yourself, go to noagendameetups.com.
Guaranteed, a pothead.
Sometimes you wanna go Alright... You got ISOs?
With all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered on hell's flame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
All right.
You got ISOs?
I got some ISOs.
I got ISOs.
You have ISOs?
Yeah, let me go first with my ISOs.
Let's see what we got here.
What?
I don't think so.
Okay... Nothing to worry about.
Monkeypox!
What the fuck is that?
That's not playable, but I liked it.
This is the one I think is worth it.
What a bunch of weasels.
That one I thought was kind of decent.
Sounds like you're swinging for the fences.
Well, let's start with the Jig is up.
Jig is up.
The Jig is up with them.
Okay, well that's no good.
Let's try this one, Bravo.
Okay.
Bravo.
Not bad.
Good volume, good everything.
Okay, for gimmicky ones that you like so much, so recently, let's go with Lights Out.
Lights Out, everybody!
You see, I like that.
It's something about the dynamics.
It's better than Bravo.
Bravo.
I like lights out, everybody.
Okay.
Yeah, let's use that one.
Yeah.
That would have been my prediction.
Am I so predictable?
Is that what it is?
That's why I ran it last.
I knew you'd pick it.
I guess so.
I thought Bravo, even though it was... What I liked about the Bravo, that came from a clip which I'm going to play.
This woman who's the backup person for Aminapour.
Oh yeah, you mentioned her, yeah.
Yeah, she's, uh, she said, she said, she's the one saying bravo.
And she does it in this kind of glib, like, maybe sarcastic, bravo.
And she did it on one of her pieces.
But this piece that I have here, which is titled, uh... Bridget Brink?
Bridget Brink is the Ukrainian ambassador to Ukraine, and so she's on talking about, and this clip ran, I picked this up on Tuesday, so it was on the 2nd of August, and it may have actually run on the 1st, because they ran it over and over.
I picked it up on Wednesday, but it ran on Tuesday.
And it's just one of these things where they're just walking, they're faxing it in, nobody's paying attention to what they're saying, and nobody seems to even care.
And they're talking about how Russia's a bunch of a-holes and Ukraine should win this thing and we're going to do it somehow.
And this is just a piece of it with a little, I think, gaffe.
night and day to try to help Ukraine defend itself from what is an unprovoked, unjustified attack by another country.
And we're going to continue to do that for as long as it takes.
What is your assessment as to the read on the ground there?
There was relentless bombardment over the past few months in the east, in the Donetsk region there, and Luhansk as well, but the Donbass region as a whole, with a lot of inroads made by Russia.
But as of late, military analysts say Russia hasn't captured any new territory since July.
There's been an influx of U.S. military equipment, specifically the HIMARS, which have significantly upped the ante for Russia there, and they are now on the receiving end.
Thank you.
So the gotcha in there is there hasn't been any inroads since July.
Yeah, that surprised me.
The day before yesterday.
Two days there's been no inroads!
Yeah.
You know, you throw a month out there.
Hey, the month of July ended Sunday.
Yeah.
So there's been no inroads for, what, a day?
Yeah.
So how is this even something you'd throw into script?
Step it up, people.
I don't know.
That's unbelievable.
I have one clip for the Ukraine-Russia war.
This is from European Parliament, always aghast.
This is Mick Wallace.
He is a member of European Parliament, representing a party in Ireland, and he's not mincing any words.
The NATO summit in Madrid was a big love-in for the supporters of the military-industrial complex.
NATO is not a defence alliance.
It's a war machine.
Ask the people of Afghanistan, Iraq or Libya.
NATO's real goal is the defence of a waning US hegemony and a unipolar world system.
That's what NATO exists for.
Any discussion of that is silence, chilled in this land of free speech.
The war in Ukraine, NATO is loving it.
Like the US, the Russian economy is dominated by monopoly capital.
Both countries are run by oligarchs.
Now we have a US-NATO proxy war against Russia and Ukraine.
Two factions of capitalist imperialism wage a war against each other, with millions of workers caught in between.
A survey by the European Council on Foreign Relations showed that the vast majority of European citizens want peace, rather than promoting a war that punishes Russia.
But NATO never wants peace.
What I want to know is, what does the EU really want?
Yeah!
Do you want to eat beef, bugs, or do you want to fight?
Eat bugs.
Eat bugs.
There you go.
Okay.
And we covered all the bases, I think.
I think we covered the bases, yes.
We have end-of-show mixes coming up.
Let me see what we have here.
We've got Dee's Laughs, we've got Neil Jones, the Clip Custodian, and Hugh Allison.
So some dynamite end-of-showers for you.
Of course, we return on Sunday right here with another episode of the Best Podcast in the Universe.
And coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
On Sunday, we'll be back here.
Until then, please remember us and give a little visit to Dvorak.org slash NA.
Help us out for the next show.
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All the cool kids are doing it.
Until Sunday, adios, mofos!
and such.
Oh, yeah.
The new Curry and the Keeper is next on the stream.
Enjoy that!
It's the return of these laughs.
Comedy Bar at 8pm, August 4th.
Four great comics you can believe in.
We gonna have a blast, we just trying to make you laugh.
Don't get any feelings after this show, we smoking gas.
Writing rhymes on the job, still feeling like a slob.
Workout every single day, uh.
You called it, build a bod, do a little bit.
Every single day, if you can, pass the glycerol.
From watching the one punch man Finding joy in the simplest of things Don't be like you saw athletes always chasing the rings Near the end of the career Move on to the next gear You got a whole other life after ball can be hard to hear Hard work can be described as its own reward Locking out distractions You gotta do it on your own accord Trying to afford like a really nice new accord The last one my ex crashed at the time I couldn't afford No agenda, don't get offender What's a woman in the top of the pyramid of the dream?
Transgender, it takes a man to make a better woman.
Damn, like a Toronto man, I'm not a Toronto fan.
We'll see you Thursday, 8 p.m.
The worst place.
Right now, we don't see a recession.
Right now, we're not in a recession right now.
Whether you call it a recession or not, economy is losing momentum.
We have a strong labor market, which you don't normally see in a recession.
We have a record job market.
That doesn't sound like a recession to me.
We're not going to be in a recession.
In your view, is a recession in the United States inevitable?
No.
The way that we see is that we are not currently in a recession or a pre-recession.
This morning, the U.S.
economy losing steam, but debate split on whether the country is in a recession.
Well, I'm not concerned about a recession.
I mean, you're always concerned about a recession.
I've been doing some reading this summer.
Jack Not Jackie by Erica Silverman.
Phenomenal read.
Over by the window, there's a book that you can get.
It's a really good read called Jack Not Jackie.
Not my brand, you understand.
Sometimes the birthing person forgets.
They forget to hide them.
I know who left those pages behind.
They'll say, ah, it's just a friend.
And I'll say, oh, I'm not blind.
To them, them, them.
What's they gonna do about them?
They're gonna have to do without them.
Hey, can we stop the tape?
These lyrics don't make any sense.
You can't tell who I'm referring to.
People don't talk this way.
Baby, baby, you gotta sing the lyrics like this.
It's not 1980, it's 2022.
We're woke.
Think of how this'll help the corporation's ESG score.