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1414: Coof Croup

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	You have to have this guy.
	He's the number one guy.
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, January 6, 2022.
	This is your award-winning Get My Nation Media assassination episode 1414.
	This is no agenda.
	Scanning the stands and broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
	6.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley where everybody's got the COVID, I'm John C. Dubois.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
	No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Breaking news.
	Breaking news.
	U.S. reports 716,714 new coronavirus cases setting world record for cases in one day.
	We're number one.
	We're number one.
	We rock so hard.
	Yep, there you go.
	So how does that work?
	We're the ones that did the shutdowns and we pushed the vaccines.
	We're pushing, pushing, pushing.
	Mandates, pushing mandates.
	Pushing shelter in place.
	Power in place.
	We got all this stuff going on.
	We're number one.
	How does that work?
	Can you explain that to me?
	Why are we number one?
	Well, you know, because we're just not doing it right.
	We're completely confused.
	We have all the opportunities.
	We're not testing to stay properly.
	We shouldn't even report the numbers this way.
	Let's hear it from ABC. You just said it there.
	Some of the case counts, daily case counts, can be meaningless if we're not keeping up with everybody that's getting tested at home.
	So, I mean, you're not the only one who says that.
	There's some controversy over keeping up with that number.
	You got it, TJ. And so the controversy there amongst public health officials, epidemiologists, infectious disease, should we be even mentioning the daily COVID case at this point two years in?
	Wait a minute.
	So we went from incessant right-hand screen, cases, deaths, cases, cases, surge, to now, should we really be reporting these?
	That doesn't seem very effective for the messaging that the vaccines work.
	Mentioning the daily COVID case count at this point two years in.
	Advantages of that, you know, it does tell us where we are.
	It can help predict and project where we are going and guide responses.
	But there are negatives there.
	As we just said, they're inaccurate.
	They could be double what we're hearing in these headlines.
	Johnny, we could be beating ourselves.
	It could be double.
	Again, this takes massive time and resources for people to really get these numbers.
	That's just not sustainable in the third year of a pandemic.
	So there is a push by many just to report weekly case counts, as we do with other infectious diseases like influenza.
	Can you give us a false sense of how good we're doing or how bad we're doing?
	I mean, you heard my letter grade is a C+. I think, given who we are, we could be doing a lot better, and we should be doing a lot better.
	More, is that what she means?
	More?
	More, yeah, more.
	We could do more cases.
	She says it'd be double his number.
	That's doing better.
	We can do better, man.
	We can do better than that.
	Of course, New York epicenter for all things purge, surge, scaremongering, fearmongering.
	Oh my God!
	Omicron is surging all throughout New York City.
	Breaking, breaking, breaking news!
	People are in line to go test!
	The hospitals are filled to capacity!
	Breaking news in New York City's fight against the COVID surge.
	Mayor Adams just pledged new support to city hospitals as we've been telling you they've been under strain.
	Just within the last hour, the mayor laid out a new three-point plan.
	This includes more than $100 million in funding for city-run hospitals.
	$100 million!
	This is great!
	This comes as the number of COVID patients in hospitals across the state is the highest it's been since May of 2020.
	Okay, please bear this in mind.
	The highest it's been since May 2020.
	Somehow there's something in this report that contradicts that.
	I want to get out to news for us.
	Gus Rosendale live for us in Washington.
	Hey Gus.
	Hey Gus.
	Well Natalie, we are live along 181st Street and Wadsworth Avenue where a line for testing goes down the block.
	Oh, look at the testing line.
	And today, as you touch upon, two big moves here to help with the city deal with these testing situations and also hospitals that are facing some tough days.
	Tough days.
	I now bring up...
	Mayor Eric Adams.
	Listen to this guy sounding just like Russell Simmons, by the way, which is kind of cool.
	Late today in Helmers, Queens, Mayor Eric Adams met with frontline health care workers as many of their colleagues are home sick or in quarantine, a staffing challenge faced by most local hospitals.
	And so today we are announcing a three-point plan to make sure each and every hospital in the city of New York has the resources they need.
	We want them to be fully staffed and provide top-quality care no matter which borough they're in and no matter where they're located.
	It is needed across the city.
	New Yorkers deserve that.
	Deaf Comedy Jam.
	So, more money and more testing the big developments today.
	$138 million going to city hospitals.
	They can use that money for things to pay for staffing and PPE. The mayor also pointing out to this point, hospitals in the city have a 75% occupancy rate.
	What?
	75%?
	That's not a surge.
	That's not strained.
	That's not as tough as...
	Well, maybe it is.
	As tough as May 2020?
	This is bullshit.
	Aren't hospitals supposed to run at 95, 96%?
	Just normal?
	That's how you make money.
	Yeah.
	So this is a lie.
	I know.
	Woo!
	Surprise!
	I got you in there.
	Woo!
	Surprise!
	But they get those long lines for testing.
	And $138 million.
	So my daughter has the COVID. Oh, jeez.
	And her boyfriend's got the COVID and his dad's got the COVID. And, of course, Jay's been vaccinated with the J&J. Yep.
	One and done.
	Psyche.
	One and done.
	And so Bren has been vaccinated with the J&J. Psyche.
	They've both been vaccinated.
	That's why before we started the show, I'm just clearing some of the stuff on my machine and I get, Brian May details horrendous COVID-19 battle as he begs fans to get vaccinated.
	Brian May from Queen?
	Yeah.
	And so he's on there.
	The guy's old.
	He's on there and he's going, oh, I've got the COVID. He's old.
	But I had two shots and the booster.
	And if it wasn't for that, it would probably be worse.
	I'd be dead!
	I'd be dead!
	It's always the same thing.
	Oh, it's a good thing.
	I've got the COVID. It's a good thing I got the vaccine.
	Why is this story so prevalent?
	By the way, there's no proof of any of this.
	No one's done a double study of people who are unvaxxed, vaxxed, one shot, two shots, nothing.
	There's no studies about how bad is Omicron if you haven't been vaccinated, how bad is it if you've been double vaxxed, how bad is it if you've been boosted.
	Boost.
	All I know is that most of the people seem to have been double-vaxxed and boosted.
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	And, John, how weird is it?
	You, me, Tina, the keeper.
	I mean, it's rampant here, too.
	It's rampant throughout Hill Country.
	Everybody we know.
	I got the Omicron.
	But, you know, no one's...
	Some severe headaches, but everyone's, you know, kind of, like, flu-ish.
	We're not getting it.
	Why are we not getting it?
	This is what concerns me.
	I'm like, okay, Omicron, take me!
	Take me, Omicron!
	Now I'm just, when is it going to happen?
	Because everybody has it.
	You tend to, yeah, I kind of, well, I'm surrounded by it, but I also had this situation back in the Delta.
	It's in your house!
	It's in my house, I know.
	Dude, close the door!
	The Alpha go-around, which JC and Jesse both had, which had...
	Yeah, it was a little worse.
	Had the COVID cough, which turns out to be called the COVID croup.
	Oh, croup.
	The croup croup.
	Yeah, the croup croup.
	Play this little clip on the COVID croup and get this out of the way.
	Hold on a second.
	COVID. All right.
	In my personal experience, what I've been seeing, there has been a lot of COVID croup.
	That's the barking cough and strider.
	The big airways get swollen, and they usually show up, cough, cough, cough, bark, bark, bark, bark, cough, cough, cough.
	They respond just like with all our other croup treatment protocols.
	They do okay.
	Wait a minute.
	I hope you ISO'd that.
	I got to...
	Well, it's too long to go to the whole thing, but I got to bark, bark, bark, bark.
	That's pretty funny.
	You know, you...
	Gof, gof, gof, bark, bark, bark.
	The coof, croup.
	Hey, you know, you...
	Sorry, go ahead.
	So JC had the COVID croup, and Jesse had the loss of smell and taste, and Mimi had a loss of smell and taste and a little sickness just during the initial round.
	And so I had all that going on.
	But then now we have this Omicron, which is more transmissible.
	I mean, if I'm going to catch anything, it would be this.
	But I've been taking my...
	D3? Zinc.
	The D3, I took a dose of D3, and then the zinc seems to be, I'm taking that, I was looking at the research, and it seems to be an element of protection.
	Yeah.
	And then they had this other one, this come up, and it came up in a couple of conversations with the two doctors that just keep, you know, Malone and McCullough, It keeps showing up all over the place.
	Now they're talking about Pepsod AC? Yeah, that was Malone's discovery, apparently, early on.
	Not Pepsod AC, but Pepsod.
	Pepsod works as a treatment, apparently.
	Yeah, I find that famotidine, I think, is the actual drug.
	I got some stuff from Malone later.
	But it makes me...
	I'm going to groan every time you see Malone.
	But wasn't this a drug that was...
	This particular drug, wasn't it being sued by a bunch of lawyers for something or other?
	I'm going to have to dig into this, but something's fishy about this Pepsod.
	Well, yeah.
	Do you have stuff on it?
	Well, Malone is...
	Let me use the word.
	Problematic.
	But I want to do that later.
	I don't want to...
	Let's do that in a minute.
	I'm good with it.
	As long as you do it.
	Yeah, we'll do it.
	Don't worry.
	But anyway, so Jay's got it, and Brandon's got it, and they...
	Both been shot with J&J, which apparently is useless as the other stuff.
	So at least it evens the field.
	So it's not just Pfizer and Moderna that are useless.
	What gets me the most is that even though they haven't said this, but all the celebrities or all the people that have a public forum, they always say, it's a good thing I got the two shots and the booster.
	Yeah.
	Why is it a good thing?
	You've got the disease.
	It's because, you know why, there's hypnosis, there's spells going on at work right now.
	People can't get out of it.
	You nailed it!
	I did?
	You nailed it.
	Yeah, you caught the meme.
	CBS faced the nation, talking about it with the former FDA commissioner and, of course, current board member of Pfizer, Dr.
	Scott Gottlieb.
	Given the test-to-stay policies.
	It's a policy now.
	Hey.
	Oh, wow.
	It's a policy now.
	I don't think it's an actual policy, but she's saying it's a policy.
	Given the test-to-stay policies now, can we be confident that antigen tests are catching the virus and that if your kid takes one, they can safely go to school?
	Yeah, look, the manufacturers feel very confident that their tests...
	Hey, look, hold on a second.
	Back it up.
	Instead of saying, look, he said, hey, look.
	Hey, look.
	Hey, look.
	I know, it's great.
	It's great.
	It's fantastic.
	Yeah, look, the manufacturers feel very confident that their tests, the major market tests, are detecting this virus.
	There was some experimental evidence that the FDA put out about a week ago showing that in laboratory studies, there appeared to be decreased sensitivity in terms of the test's ability to detect this virus, but that doesn't correlate well with real-world settings per se, so we really don't know whether or not that experimental evidence...
	Wait, wait, stop again.
	I'm sorry.
	It's okay.
	The what virus?
	...detect this virus, but that...
	What's the Texas virus?
	I think he says tetanus.
	Maybe I misunderstood.
	In terms of the test's ability to detect this virus, but that doesn't...
	No, to attack...
	That's Texas.
	He says to attack this virus.
	To attack this virus.
	Okay, let me try it again.
	There appeared to be decreased sensitivity in terms of the test's ability to detect this virus.
	Oh, detects.
	The test's ability to detect.
	There you go.
	There appeared to be decreased sensitivity in terms of the test's ability to detect this virus.
	Oh, I think Bill Gates should hurry up with his testing company.
	That doesn't correlate well with real-world settings per se, so we really don't know whether or not that experimental evidence is suggested that these tests may not be as sensitive at picking up the virus.
	But they do appear to be detecting Omicron at pretty high rates, and I think it could be reasonably confident that That they are false positives.
	Once again, if you're using the antigen test to protect a high-risk setting, the best approach is to do serial testing over a period of time.
	While any individual test could miss the infection, if you're doing serial testing, you're likely to pick it up.
	And we need to get tests into schools.
	We still don't have tests widely available to the schools so that they can use these tests for test-to-stay policies to prevent large quarantines when there are cases diagnosed in the classroom.
	Again, test-to-stay policies.
	This is it.
	This is the new way out.
	That's why people are in line.
	They're all like, oh, as long as we test, this home test, send me a test.
	I need some more testing.
	I need a test.
	I need a PCR. It's not good if it's not a PCR test.
	Oh, it's a rapid-flow test.
	Okay, do another one just to make sure.
	That's the mass formation, man.
	That's what people are doing.
	They focus on one thing.
	I've got two testing operations around here.
	Jay got tested.
	Of course.
	Did she go somewhere or did she do an at-home test?
	No, she got an appointment with Kaiser and went over there and had to wait a day.
	She got her results back yesterday.
	And...
	I don't know what she thought of whether she...
	I think she may have thought she didn't have it.
	Even though she did, it was obvious to me.
	And I don't know.
	Here's a question.
	Here's a question.
	But back to...
	I'm sorry.
	I lost my train of thought.
	There are these testing stations all over the place.
	And there's these huge lines.
	And again, I'll bring it up.
	I brought it up before.
	I'll bring it up again.
	Why are you going to stand in line with a lot of people who might be sick with the COVID? Why are you standing there with them?
	I know!
	It makes no sense.
	But none of this makes sense.
	And of course, something else is going on, and it's fun to see.
	We debated the title of the Sunday show.
	We were going to choose between...
	What was it?
	We had something else initially.
	I've thrown away my notes.
	But then we decided to go back and say, you know what, we're stupid if we don't title this Florona.
	What was the other possible title?
	I don't know, but Fluorona was the right choice.
	There's some questions from the viewers.
	The first one here, and you had to tell me if I'm pronouncing this right, Dr.
	Ashton.
	Fluorona?
	The question is, I heard Israel has its first case, confirmed case, of Fluorona.
	What do we know about catching both COVID-19 and flu at the same time?
	So Israel did report it, and, you know, I had a little bit of an issue with this headline because I thought that in a lot of cases it was a little bit of fear-mongering.
	Oh!
	Oh!
	Hey man, stop with the fear-mongering already.
	To any physician, any health professional, and they would say, yeah, it's possible to get more than one thing at the same time.
	When you talk about an upper respiratory virus, like influenza, like COVID. Not really a surprise.
	Is it unlucky?
	Sure.
	Can it make someone sicker than if they had one alone?
	Absolutely.
	But just because Israel was first to press, if you will, with their report of this case study does not mean that it's the only one.
	And it is possible that we can see and hear more of that.
	And I'm saying this right.
	It's two different things.
	You don't have some combined cocktail.
	That's right.
	It's two different viral infections.
	And those two viruses wouldn't mutate, would they, together?
	Together?
	Oh, no.
	They're different viral families.
	Just wanted to make sure.
	It's like Hatfields and the McCoys.
	Oh, yeah.
	Very sweet.
	The Hatfields and the McCoys.
	I like this.
	Actually, that can happen.
	That's how the flu keeps mutating itself because it keeps mixing with the pigs.
	Well, why would she lie?
	She said no.
	She laughed.
	She said laugh.
	She didn't lie.
	Oh, okay.
	We can stay with...
	Sorry.
	She's just a talking head dork.
	She's a doctor.
	Okay.
	Well, she's a talking head doctor dork.
	Maybe see you again.
	Employers in Los Angeles County will soon be required to provide medical-grade masks like the N95 to anyone working indoors.
	It comes as a testing site in Los Angeles confirms a case of so-called flu-rona, someone infected with both the flu and COVID. It's not new that two viruses can infect someone at the same time, although it's not common.
	If you do get virus, if you do get two viruses in one, which again is rare, You will be protected if you're vaccinated.
	Uh-huh.
	Okay.
	What?
	No one's been protected if you're vaccinated.
	Of course not.
	Of course not.
	Now, what I've seen is some people are looking at the detailed results.
	I don't think every test center gives you that.
	And I've seen some evidence of people being diagnosed with flu virus, but also with Corona SARS-233.
	And they're saying, oh no, you got the flu-rona, or some will get, you tested positive for COVID. But 233 is a coronavirus, and it's, you know, the flu.
	It's like the cold.
	Literally a cold.
	And so that may be what we're calling fluorona now.
	I'm not so sure it's an actual COV SARS-2 that they're detecting.
	A little shakeout.
	Yeah, well, anyway, most people won't hear any of that.
	People get their information from places like USA Today, and they did a handy video explainer.
	There is increased activity in flu this season compared to last season.
	They do expect to see more cases of co-infections.
	Fluorona is not one disease.
	It is two infections happening in one person.
	Fluorona is basically a co-infection of influenza and SARS-CoV-2, which is the virus that causes COVID-19.
	Co-infections with any viruses or pathogens have existed before COVID-19.
	It's not clear whether it would cause more severe disease, but the good thing is that there is treatment available for both viruses, SARS-CoV-2 and the influenza virus.
	That's all the good news.
	That's all the good news you need to know.
	Wait a minute.
	What's the treatment?
	What's she talking about?
	She said just treatments.
	Vaccines.
	There's vaccines available for both.
	No, she said there's vaccines available for both.
	No, she said there's treatments available for both.
	Back it up.
	You want me to do that?
	She's a bald-faced liar.
	No, no, no.
	You just accept the fact that I accept.
	No, I accept.
	I accept immediately.
	What comes after Florona?
	The French flu.
	The French variant.
	And now, scientists are tracking a new variant in southern France, where at least 12 people have been infected.
	Doctors are calling it a highly mutated variant.
	Just have to keep track of it.
	It has been around for almost a month, and we haven't really seen it make a big impact, so I'm cautiously optimistic.
	According to a recent study, that new variant has 46 mutations but does not appear to be spreading rapidly.
	Experts are figuring out whether this new possible variant could pose a real threat.
	Here we go.
	What should we call this one?
	Le COVID-19?
	We need a name.
	We need a French name for this.
	They're supposed to go down.
	This should be, you know, one of the Greek alphabet.
	You know, they're just always trying to move a little bit more, a little bit more on that needle, just pushing.
	And then in New York, because the wheels are coming off the so-called narrative, Everybody is pissed off about this.
	How does this work?
	Nothing seems to work.
	Why are we doing this?
	Why am I wearing a mask if I'm double vaxxed and boosted?
	And the current governor of the state of New York, who was not elected, who got there by default after Andrew Cuomo was thrown out, she's making some very interesting moves.
	New York hospitals must now clarify whether COVID-positive patients come to the hospital because of COVID symptoms or due to some other ailment.
	Governor Kathy Hochul announced a major adjustment to hospitalization reporting Monday.
	We talk about the hospitalizations.
	I have always wondered.
	We're looking at the hospitalizations of people testing positive in a hospital.
	Is that person in the hospital because of COVID? Or did they show up there and are routinely tested and showing positive?
	And they may have been asymptomatic or even just had the sniffles.
	Someone is in a car accident.
	They go to the emergency room.
	They test positive for COVID while they're there.
	They're not there being treated for COVID. Hochul said she called multiple hospital leaders and heard that in some cases, 20 to even 50% of COVID-positive patients were admitted for a different reason.
	In other words, admitted with COVID rather than because of COVID. Hochul said the change in reporting comes down to being honest with New Yorkers.
	She noted case numbers are high, but says she wants to see whether hospitalizations correlate with the numbers.
	Also on Monday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis noted the importance of hospitals making this distinction.
	When you have a variant like Omicron, which is much more widespread, you are going to have people who get into a car accident, go into the emergency room, they're swabbing everybody, and you're going to have people that have incidental positives.
	He pointed to Jackson Health System in Miami, one of the state's largest hospital systems, which has already implemented the practice.
	DeSantis said the hospital system anticipates that about half of their COVID-positive patients are not being treated for the virus.
	So what do you think that's about?
	This is all old news, though.
	Fauci's already said this.
	I know, but...
	We've had clips before.
	Yes.
	Okay, I'm going to continue just for people.
	Oh, by the way, which reminds me, you know, once in a while we don't give backgrounds or we don't bring in certain stories.
	Because I did it a couple of shows ago, I said, oh, I didn't get a clip because everybody's playing it.
	Big mistake.
	And somebody said to me, yeah, well, you know, I listen to Noah Jenner for the news and just because everyone's playing it doesn't mean you shouldn't play it.
	Right.
	This crazy situation happened in the NFL where one of the players, Antonio Brown, quit in the middle of a game, took his shirt off and went half naked across the field and given the peace sign to everybody and just left.
	Which is something I would have not taken note of in my news, probably.
	Well, I saw it, but I saw the clip of it.
	I said to myself, I wonder what this is all about.
	I'll find out when I go to Pardon the Interruption, which is the only sports show I listen to consistently because it wraps all the news from everywhere with some decent opinions.
	So I turn it on and they both blackballed the story.
	They blackballed it?
	Yeah, we're not going to talk about this guy anymore.
	Huh.
	And so I was irked about this.
	So now I realize, and I repent, I will never take that approach again.
	Okay, good point.
	Good point.
	So, okay, so back to this other thing.
	So Fauci and these other guys have been talking about this already.
	Like, this, I think, is a week or two, maybe older, and there's other people who have come out and said that these numbers are bogus because people with...
	That many people died with and some people died because.
	But then the governors, all of a sudden, late in the game, jump on board to make it...
	I think it's just to make themselves look like they're leading the pack because nobody pays attention to Fauci anymore.
	That's all I can think of.
	To me, it sounds like it can be used in a way to lead to testing.
	I think that they're still trying to make that the thing.
	Even in Luxembourg, we have quite a number of boots on the ground reports today.
	In Luxembourg, they're under the 3G system.
	So even if you're double vaccinated and boosted, you have to have a test result QR code to go anywhere.
	But here's the thing that is most interesting.
	A report from one of our healthcare workers in Vegas, Vegas Hospital.
	Information coming in that anyone who tested positive for COVID can come back in to work as long as they wear an N95. They don't need a negative test to come back to work because they are that understaffed.
	Yeah, this is happening everywhere.
	I noticed, yeah, it's happening everywhere.
	Canada's even doing it, and it's all on the QTs.
	Meanwhile, the Mayo Clinic just fired 700 workers who failed to comply with the COVID vaccine mandates.
	So, you know, some people are still trying to take the system down.
	Others are trying to save it.
	Then we have, you know, more your territory.
	But the NBA basically saying, well, you know, we're kind of going to...
	Here's the headline from The Atlantic, the most tarred publication in the universe.
	Headline, the NBA and NFL surrendered to their vaccine refusers.
	Did you say tarred, T-A-R-R-E-D, as though it's been defamed, or tarred, T-A-R-D, as though they're a bunch of tards?
	Yes.
	What did you say?
	Yes.
	I would say the latter.
	But I like the former.
	I like the former, too.
	That's a good word.
	So the NBA... I never thought about it until you said it.
	I never thought that the word tarred...
	Tarred and feathered.
	His reputation has been tarred by scandal.
	Yeah.
	Sounds like TARD. Yeah.
	Yes.
	Good point.
	So, you know, those guys...
	I'm sorry.
	Play the headline again.
	The headline is, the NBA and NFL surrendered to their vaccine refusers.
	Because these guys, you know, they relaxed all the protocols.
	You can just test.
	Kyrie Irving now can play in other places and letting them play.
	Other than New York.
	Yeah.
	Other than New York.
	And San Francisco, I should mention.
	Then we have the whole thing with the number one tennis player in the world getting a complete pass from the Tennis Association, whatever the hell it is.
	I don't worry about it.
	You have a special exemption and then Australia...
	That's been pulled.
	No, of course.
	And then Australia said, you're not getting in.
	Yeah, the Australian government wouldn't let him in.
	So they're going to ruin the tournament.
	So now you've got to imagine people yelling at each other in the back rooms.
	We have to have this guy.
	He's the number one guy.
	He's the number one guy.
	Australians are just horrible.
	The government of Australia is horrible.
	Our fraud, waste, and abuse inspector checked in with me.
	As you know, she's out there identifying fraud, waste, and abuse everywhere she can within the medical sector and sent me a screenshot of the Texas Human and Health Service's internal email.
	Listen to this.
	Second round of grant funding available through the Texas Vaccine Outreach and Education Program.
	This is an exit strategy for us if we weren't the way we are.
	The Texas Department of State Health Services, in partnership with Texas A&M Health, announced the opening of the second round of funding for the Texas Vaccine Outreach and Education Grant Program.
	In this round, organizations can apply for grants to engage in vaccine education and outreach with the goal of increasing the number of fully vaccinated Texans against COVID-19.
	Now, this is an interesting thing, to get one of these grants.
	Do you know what these grants range from?
	I'm holding onto my seat.
	From $50,000 to $1 million.
	So to be a promotional operation, you can get $1 million to tell people to get vaxxed.
	Where's this money coming from?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That, of course, is the question.
	Pfizer?
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	If they're going to make, I think, what was their profits from the vax was something like $60 billion or so.
	$54 and $54 something.
	Yeah, it was crazy.
	Well, it was a lot.
	But a billion dollars goes a long way.
	Yeah.
	I mean, for example, if you're going to start throwing a million dollars away here and there, you have a million millions you could throw away.
	Yeah.
	A thousand millions.
	A thousand millions.
	Sorry.
	Don't do it.
	A thousand millions.
	Correct me.
	There's one more change of term that is trending that I want to bring to our attention.
	No longer is it fully vaxxed and boosted.
	The new term is up-to-date and staying up-to-date.
	Yeah.
	This has been launched.
	They've been trying to get up-to-date.
	Are you up-to-date?
	Are you up-to-date?
	Yeah, I got my six shots.
	Yeah.
	Okay, well, don't forget, in 90 days, you're going to have to get a seventh.
	Okay, I'll do that.
	Do I have to do it?
	We'll get you an appointment now.
	You want an appointment now?
	No.
	I can wait.
	Well, you better get one now because they're filling up.
	And you have to have it within 90 days.
	If you wait, like, you know, 92 days, you're probably going to catch something, to be honest about it.
	Probably.
	So I had my hair done this week.
	Well, it's important for two reasons.
	One, we have confirmation Tina the Keeper outed me.
	She did indeed find a picture, which was confirmed by my hair specialist, of me in this case with Tina Turner from the 80s, and I do have a mullet in that picture.
	What?
	Yeah, I can't deny it.
	I mean, I didn't think it a mullet at the time, but it's a mullet.
	Okay, well there you have it.
	Do I get an apology?
	I'm sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	I really apologize.
	In fact, I'm going to not just apologize, I'm going to boost your ego even more.
	Well, good.
	And I'll step aside for your enthusiasm.
	Wow.
	Oh, God.
	So my hair professional, she says, well, I knew that she had gotten Omicron over Christmas.
	Was she vaxxed?
	Double vaxxed boosted.
	Now, she's a rule follower.
	She's a friend.
	Rule follower friend.
	But, of course, she has some bent to her because she's friends with me.
	So, you know, how much of a rule follower can you be?
	And that's what most of our conversations are about.
	Although we tend to be very quiet about vaccinations because everyone's all kind of freaked out in the salon.
	So I come in.
	She's not masked.
	And all the other women are masked.
	Because it's a women's salon.
	It's a long story.
	So we're, hey, how are you doing?
	And so we're talking and she says, I felt such incredible shame.
	She said, I could not believe that I'd been double vaccinated, boosted.
	I've been wearing my mask and then I got COVID and I felt shame.
	I felt, I thought I did everything right.
	I must have done something wrong.
	And I said, really?
	She says, yes.
	And then it was the same for the other girls here who also got Omicron, even though they're double-vaxxed and boosted.
	Now, mind you, they're all wearing masks right now in the salon.
	And she says, and then it hit me.
	He said, well, this is bullshit.
	Why should I feel ashamed?
	And it's like she snapped out of the hypnosis.
	And she's not wearing a mask anymore.
	And she just...
	It was recognizing that...
	Because she's done a lot of therapy work.
	She's been bullshitted all the time.
	Yes!
	Yes!
	And so I took that as a really interesting data point how some people can break out of this state of hypnosis.
	I mean, if they get the Omicron, that's when people start to think.
	And it's interesting that the shame thing is out there.
	Remember, the shame thing was there in the beginning.
	Yes, I had a clip of this guy who was crying in his car.
	Some vlogger, some video guy that was on YouTube, crying in his car as he came back from a test where he tested.
	Was that COVID shame explained, maybe?
	No.
	No, it was never explained.
	It was just kind of ridiculed.
	No, the clip, I mean.
	I was just wondering if that was what the clip might be called.
	Oh, uh...
	Hey there, everybody, and welcome to this presentation.
	No, probably not.
	No, it's a guy.
	It's a guy.
	I can't remember.
	That doesn't matter.
	Probably just used his name.
	Okay, continue.
	So this will lead me down the path where you want to go, I'm going to groan every single time, but I need to give you...
	I need to thank you.
	Okay.
	There's two of us on the show, and I've been doing the mass formation stuff, and then you come in, and you pretty much blindside me properly by saying, Malone, this guy has a spooky feel to him.
	No, I said he's a spook.
	Okay, you said he's a spook.
	I'm sorry.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	He has a spook friend that he wrote the book with.
	He dresses like one.
	He's got the right hairdo.
	He has the right measured discussion.
	Seriously, I went, oh my God, how could I have missed this?
	I'll tell you part of what it was after you said that.
	After the show, I went back and looked at his appearance on Rogan.
	Very recognizable to me.
	This is really the part I'm thanking you for.
	The way he was talking reminds me of several members of my family.
	Who of course come from military and intelligence.
	And it was triggering!
	Because I went, oh my god, now I see it, and now I can't unsee it.
	Yeah, Mil U talk.
	Yes!
	Mil U, you know, the spooks are aware of this.
	In fact, we had that one woman, some clips from her, who was the disguise expert or something.
	And she said they're always worried sick that...
	Yeah, that was with Kara Swisher who was bitching that she wasn't a spook.
	Oh, was it with Kara Swisher?
	Yes, it was.
	I'm sorry, you're right.
	Anyway, so she went on about, we're always worried about, are we not on social?
	Because they're always worried about getting outed or suspected.
	You can't be outed because you don't know for a fact.
	We don't know this guy's a spook.
	We're just suspected.
	And but then she was worried sick about the fact who are they in social media enough if we're not on social media is that a tell?
	And she specifically said that if they're not on social media is that a tell?
	They're worried about tells.
	Well the tells they can't seem to really deal with.
	Besides the stupid haircut, is the milieu patter that comes from being in the spook milieu.
	You have this, which you identified.
	I can't identify that as easy as you can.
	Well, I wasn't, and that's what I'm thanking you for, is now it just clicked in my head.
	I'm like, oh shit, I recognize this.
	And, Mike, I'll get to the conclusion about Malone.
	I don't believe he is an actual on-the-payroll spook.
	He is a very interesting guy.
	He is, I think, part of one of the millions of Americans who rightfully or otherwise believe they are doing their patriotic duty by working for intelligence agencies.
	Many of them employ spooks as a cover.
	Some of you have even set up entire businesses to do this.
	Lots of people...
	Look at the...
	What's the Overstock CEO guy's name?
	Yeah, that guy.
	Yeah, that guy.
	He doesn't work for the FBI, but he's...
	Burn.
	There you go.
	Patrick Burn.
	Burns.
	He's helping them.
	He's doing things.
	Al Sharpton.
	Al Sharpton.
	Millions of Americans are doing this, and I believe...
	Dr.
	Malone is part of this.
	What became really cool, though, as I'm going through this, because I'm very irked about what Dr.
	Malone did, because he took the mass formation thesis from Professor De Smet from Belgium, And he misrepresented it by saying, well, actually, it's just very short, but here's the relevant bit from the Joe Rogan show.
	What the heck happened in Germany in the 20s and 30s?
	You know, very intelligent, highly educated population, and they went barking mad.
	And how did that happen?
	The answer is mass formation psychosis.
	So a couple things.
	One, that is not what mass formation is about.
	In fact, he launched a new term.
	He changed the name from mass formation to mass formation psychosis.
	So that is not even the same thing.
	Well, I'm going to stop you there.
	Because there's this podcast on Bitch Shooter, Trailer, Churro, I don't know what the name is.
	Stu Peterson.
	Stu Peterson.
	I'm sorry, what?
	Is it the Stu Peterson show?
	Oh, God, no.
	Okay, good, because I don't have clips from that.
	That is unwatchable.
	Go ahead, because I'm in a flow here.
	I think it's called Tommy's Podcast.
	All right.
	And Tommy's one of these very high-energy guys.
	He reminds me of a lot of people I know in the industry.
	I kind of like him, but he got DeSmit, that guy from Belgium, on the show with Malone and with McCullough.
	Did you watch the whole thing?
	Yeah.
	And?
	The psychosis thing is actually used as part of the original thesis.
	So he didn't make that up and he didn't invent it.
	He actually dismissed or whatever his name is.
	Dismit never mentioned this until now.
	On this show he talked about it.
	You know what?
	Just stay with me.
	I can finish.
	He talked about it, and he says he pulled it back after he had been called out.
	He says there's a wrong use of the term psychosis, and it gives people the wrong impression, so he doesn't use it anymore.
	Okay.
	But it's original.
	It's in the original documents.
	Okay.
	And Malone says, I think it was either Malone or dismissed, that another player in this crazy scheme, one of the...
	Callahan.
	What?
	Yeah, the other player.
	The other player was Eric and his brother, Brett.
	Oh, Weinstein.
	Weinstein.
	Weinstein.
	Eric Weinstein called him out for using psychosis because it's an improper use of the term and it confuses people.
	Yes.
	And so they've all pulled the plug on using psychosis.
	Good, good.
	But the damage is already done.
	Well, the damage is always done.
	But meanwhile, by the way, this particular very good presentation, because it was a couple hours, I think, of the three of them, it was mostly Malone interrupting everybody and asking questions.
	Yes, yes.
	And I have to say, McCullough, thinking back on it, I don't think McCullough said anything but hi.
	Okay, so this solidifies my point.
	I did not know that it was originally called mass formation psychosis because I only saw what I thought was the original version, but okay, pulled back because yes, it's completely, it misrepresents what it is, and it's confusing, and in particular, when you combine it,
	when you combine it with the least important part of the theory, which is Another professor verified that mass formation was in Weimar Republic in Germany when Hitler came to power.
	It's now being represented as mass formation, psychosis equals Hitler.
	That's what happened.
	And it's not true.
	And just very important, just briefly, we know about the four conditions.
	Most people have seen that, and including isolation.
	What happens is not that a Hitler comes to power.
	What happens is the people, when they are given a single solitary solution, such as masking, vaccine, social distancing, double masking, triple masking, they will do anything because they believe that unifies them.
	And anyone who doesn't is othered immediately.
	And then the kicker, Which is a part of the theory is that the leaders themselves are also in the mass formation and they become myopic about things like vaccines, boosters, mandates, anything that they perceive will get people out.
	And that is exactly what my hair specialist broke when she realized that this shaming was bullcrap and the mask made no sense and that she only felt bad about it and she broke free of the psychosis.
	But the damage was done because Scott Adams, who is now the third partner of the No Agenda show, he did something phenomenal.
	He really helped us identify the true nature of Dr.
	Malone.
	We have to look at Dr.
	Malone's history.
	What is the problem with Dr.
	Malone?
	His credibility is shaky.
	Did he invent the mRNA?
	Did he not invent the mRNA?
	He did not.
	Ah!
	So I went looking.
	First of all, his own website says...
	I invented mRNA.
	It's right there.
	It's pathetic.
	It's big letters.
	The inventor of mRNA available.
	Because he has a little consulting company with his wife.
	That was my ticket in.
	Jill Glasspool Malone, PhD.
	They've been married for 42 years.
	And she has on her LinkedIn the full story of how Dr.
	Malone invented mRNA and what happened to him.
	Small quote from her lengthy LinkedIn post.
	This invention was done in the lab while he was at the university.
	The situation in the lab was not healthy.
	When the harassment got to the point where Robert literally was diagnosed with severe PTSD from abuse at the hands of his thesis advisor and institutional attorneys, he knew he had to abandon his PhD and go back to Northwestern to finish his medical degree.
	His thesis advisor was now the infamous Dr.
	Inder Verma.
	Dr.
	Verma's behavior abusing women and employees is now legendary and documented in both scientific and lay press.
	Now, if you read the whole story, what the university did is they recognized this important discovery, invention, and they then spin out that one particular research into its own little entity, presumably an LLC, with just Malone in it working on the patents.
	And a supervisor.
	And so now he's under duress because he's being bullied, and in come everybody who needs to be on the patent.
	So while he's writing it and he's trying to do all the technical stuff, other people are coming in, so all of a sudden you have 70, 80 names.
	While he will in perpetuity receive a royalty, he receives a royalty for his invention, He gets no credit.
	And that's exploitable.
	And I think that is where his buddy, Michael Callahan, who he says, oh yeah, he's a CIA guy.
	Michael Callahan, holy mother of God!
	That guy's no spook.
	That guy is directly involved in biowarfare.
	He ran the biowarfare labs.
	He was in Wuhan when this went down.
	I mean, this is a guy who was closer to gain of function than Fauci himself.
	He completely ran the biological attack vectors for DARPA. In fact, article after article of our man in DARPA. This guy is the guy who would definitely not want anyone figuring out that they're in a state of hypnosis.
	he would not want anyone to focus on anything except well just please don't focus on how this came to be the dark science of biological weapon design and manufacture parallels that of the this is his quote This is testimony in Congress.
	So until the time when there are no more terrorists, the U.S. government and the American people will depend on the scientific leaders of their field to identify any potential dark aspect to every achievement.
	So this guy is in the middle of it, and he's good buddies with Malone.
	And I believe this guy...
	Best friends, by the way, it was mentioned.
	Yeah, I believe...
	And you can tell Malone is like, oh yeah, I know these CIA guys and check them out and it's so cool what they're doing.
	He's all jitty about it because the man is traumatized and he's been nudged and I believe he was nudged into connecting mass formation, mass formation psychosis, to Hitler to get rid of...
	This whole idea and it worked to such a degree that Scott Adams fell for it, but he also identified something really important.
	So here's Scott Adams who did not go back and look at the original thesis.
	He only watched the Malone interview.
	But the mass formation psychosis says that one way to control people is to scare them and then give them some certainty so that their fear goes away.
	That's what the mass formation psychosis idea is doing.
	The mass formation psychosis idea is the fear.
	It is the fear.
	And it gives you the reason.
	Like the explanation.
	Here, here's something really big and scary to be afraid of.
	Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler!
	To be afraid of.
	And here's the solution.
	So he correctly identifies that this is bullshit.
	That explanation of mass formation psychosis is bullshit.
	And then he did something interesting.
	For my money, mass formation grew very organically.
	Months ago, identified DeSmet talking to Rainier Fulme, played some clips.
	We've been talking about it for, what, two, three months?
	At least.
	Okay.
	Scott says it came out of nowhere.
	He's not incorrect because it went viral overnight, and I think that's part of the point that he's making without knowing it.
	Why is it out here now?
	It was always the case since Reagan, and none of us knew, right?
	None of these ideas in this...
	The mass formation psychosis are new.
	Actually, they're very old.
	See, he's right about that, but he forgot the fact that it's always the action, not the person.
	So he's a mass guy.
	He's a vaccination guy.
	That's why he can't see it.
	They're all very old.
	Vax Adams, they call them.
	Yeah.
	So why are we all talking about it?
	There is some force that put this into our heads.
	What?
	Some force?
	Did no agenda show?
	No, of course not.
	There's no force.
	What is there?
	And this is a narrative.
	What does it mean when a new narrative is introduced?
	Because the idea of a mass formation psychosis is a narrative.
	It's a story to explain something.
	That's a narrative.
	A story to explain something.
	It doesn't mean it's true.
	Or the only story that can explain something is just one.
	This is literally a piece, not literally, this is like a piece of software that has been slipped into our operating system.
	So where some of you were not so aware that there's a thing called a mass formation psychosis, and you were probably less aware that it's something you should worry about at the moment.
	So, here's my concern.
	My concern is whoever introduced the idea of the mass formation psychosis into the public in a way that made it trend, etc.
	I don't think that happened organically.
	Do you?
	It could have.
	You can't eliminate the possibility that it happened organically.
	But it doesn't have the smell of an organic thing.
	It has the smell of something that somebody pushed into our software.
	Because somebody, and this would be speculative, right?
	It looks like somebody has an advantage, or imagines an advantage, for making this a program that runs in your head, such that the next time you see something, you can fit it into that frame.
	because until you have the narrative, the new things you see in your environment don't fit into a story.
	They're just things.
	But now you have a narrative, and you see the new thing, it might be confirmation bias, you might be over-interpreting that thing, but you're going to add it to your framework now, because it exists.
	And this idea will probably just keep getting stronger, because you saw what happened in the last two weeks.
	This whole idea went from something you hadn't heard of, many of you, to something that's like the big thing we all have to worry about.
	I don't believe this is organic.
	So, correct.
	Mass formation, the thesis, was the organic part.
	That had to be stopped.
	People were figuring that out.
	When they get the Omicron after being vaxxed, they wake up, they say, holy crap, this is not okay.
	He is responding to the Hitler comparison of mass formation, and he calls out correctly, Let me give you my best guess what's going on here.
	There is one entity that would benefit the most, two entities actually, collectively, that would benefit the most from making you think that mass formation psychosis is the thing you should focus on.
	Imagine it as a diversion.
	Imagine it as taking your mind away from something that somebody doesn't want you to think about.
	What is it that's happening in the world that's big That there's some entity or entities that don't want you to think about it, but they'd rather you concentrate on this new idea, this mass formation psychosis.
	And the answer is, the news business.
	The news business.
	Because you know what the alternative explanation for mass formation psychosis?
	What is the alternative explanation for everything you see?
	Without ever needing mass formation psychosis.
	Fake news.
	So that's his whole thing.
	He believes that this is a setup by the news industry.
	Yeah, I watched this too.
	I didn't clip it.
	I watched it too and I think he lost the plot with the news industry.
	Well, this is what's interesting.
	I think he just fell off the cliff with that.
	I just don't buy that.
	No, it's not.
	You're correct.
	Because it's not.
	I'm done with Scott Adams.
	It's important.
	Stay with me.
	Because I'm proving your point.
	That was an incorrect analysis.
	What's incorrect about it is the news business didn't create this to create more viewership.
	They're being used, Scott, because you're in the mass formation.
	He doesn't understand that it's being used.
	And the same day when he did that video...
	Frau Ingraham has Malone on and just listen to it.
	So we asked Dr.
	Malone.
	He didn't know either.
	The very next day, Malone went on Joe Rogan's podcast where he called out the medical establishment's rabid push for control and in doing so, drew disturbing parallels between what's going on now versus a hundred years ago.
	There's your narrative.
	What the heck happened in Germany in the 20s and 30s?
	You know, very intelligent, highly educated population, and they went barking mad.
	And how did that happen?
	The answer is mass formation psychosis.
	When you have a society that has become decoupled from each other and has free floating anxiety, and then their attention gets focused by a leader or a series of events on one small point.
	just like hypnosis, they literally become hypnotized and can be led anywhere.
	There it is.
	There is the intelligence organization strategy working.
	It went viral on Rogan with an incorrect story.
	It's picked up and condensed by Frau Ingraham on Fox.
	All jitty about it.
	Now to finalize, listen to the good doctor who's not concerned about what could actually happen.
	No, he is accepting his reward for being a good soldier and putting this new narrative into the system, and he's accepting the fame and he's loving it.
	It took YouTube just a few hours to rip that video off its platform under the guise of protecting the people against vaccine misinformation.
	Joining me now, the apparently very dangerous Dr.
	Robert Malone, Chief Medical and Regulatory Officer at the Unity Project, Dr.
	Malone, who would have thought that mass formation psychosis is really going to send the sensors into overdrive?
	What's this really all about?
	What is going on here?
	Stop a second.
	When did this run?
	Wednesday, the same day Scott did his video.
	Or Tuesday.
	No, Scott's video I think was Tuesday.
	It was Tuesday.
	It was the same night.
	The same night.
	Oh, it was the same night as Scott's video.
	Yes, same night.
	So after he did that.
	Because I'm just trying to figure out when Tommy's podcast had him on, when they said they're going to stop saying psychosis.
	Mm-hmm.
	Because I want to know, this is just an aside, but this is interesting because of what we've determined.
	If he continues to say psychosis when he says he's not going to, then he needs that word in there and he's being told to put it in there.
	I'll bet you the Tommy thing was before this.
	I'm guessing it was, too.
	The Tommy thing, all I know about the Tommy thing was it was after Rogan and...
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Maybe the trolls can dig it up.
	Maybe the trolls can dig it up.
	But I've got to be pretty sure it was before this.
	But he's rolling with the flow.
	He's probably a very smart genius, maybe.
	Sweet man.
	He has PTSD. Any intelligence agent who's looking for an asset will look for the weakness.
	Oh, the guy wants credit.
	We'll put him on TV. We'll make him a hero.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	This is a classic.
	Yes.
	So, Laura, as you know, it was trending.
	It was like the top trend over the weekend.
	Oh, I'm great.
	I'm trending.
	What was fascinating was that it happened so fast that it caught Google with its pants down.
	Oh, Google with its pants down.
	And they ended up manually editing the search results in real time.
	And my followers on Getter caught them at it and took screenshots.
	Oh, my followers!
	And they were posting stuff and increasing the ranking on things.
	It was claiming that it was my theory, when in fact it's Matthias Desmet, That has led this.
	The whole weekend after Rogan posted that was fascinating.
	I had no idea that Rogan was going to put it up on New Year's Eve, bless his heart.
	But it just ripped through the world.
	Now, the whole interview, you can take it from me, not one point is he concerned about anything.
	He's not concerned about mass formation.
	He's not concerned about a Hitler.
	No.
	He's there.
	And after that, and Tucker Carlson also had a segment on it, It was dead.
	Because it's Hitler.
	Once you put Hitler in, it's done.
	It has no legs.
	No one cares about it.
	Mission accomplished.
	Now, this is very relevant.
	Because we saw the Nielsen numbers come out showing Joe Rogan's show, 11 million viewers.
	And they had the whole list.
	You've probably seen it.
	It's a meme.
	Every other show, every other network, a million, 800,000 viewers.
	So what is the Joe Rogan show?
	And then it hit me, and particularly it's interesting because I'm taping with him tomorrow.
	He called me and asked me to come on the show.
	The Joe Rogan show is an open mic for any intelligence asset.
	You don't need to be a spook and go on the Joe Rogan show.
	Now, that's what you do on MSNBC and CNN and Fox.
	You're an ex-CIA, ex-FBI.
	Yeah, they're all designated as spooks.
	No, here you get someone who has expertise.
	You nudge him.
	You control him.
	You handle him or her.
	And even though Joe will question and push back or whatever, it's an open mic.
	No wonder the guy's not getting deplatformed.
	The intelligence agencies are jacked.
	Remember Osterholm.
	How did that guy get on the show?
	Yeah, this is still the big issue.
	And I'm going to ask Joe.
	I'm going to ask Joe about it.
	How did he get on the show?
	Because it's not true.
	It didn't come true, what he said.
	I would suspect, this is a total speculation, completely out of the blue.
	I would suspect that Rogan's Booker is an asset.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	But, you know...
	Here's the interesting thing.
	You know, this is all going down.
	I'm pulling these clips.
	I'm like, holy crap, this is a real good operation they did.
	They really scored because we can't have people waking up.
	And then Joe pings me and says, hey man, can you do the show tomorrow?
	I'm like, no, dude, I have no agenda on Thursdays.
	He said, ah, crap.
	How about Friday?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Exactly.
	I think he knew that it was a test.
	Well, I did give up my podcasting 2.0 podcast board meeting on Fridays, which pains me, but I checked with the other board members and they said it was okay.
	Board meeting, yeah, okay.
	Yeah, it's a board meeting.
	That's what it is.
	A huge sacrifice from a board meeting.
	Especially when the board's really run by you.
	It's the funnest board.
	It's not run by me.
	I just run the podcast.
	I don't run shit.
	So, Scott Adams sadly still caught in the true mass formation, although, you know, and that's only by his own doing, is he can't come to believe that he got hypnotized, which the writer of mass formation, the theory and the thesis himself says happened to him for six months before he figured it out.
	Well, Scott had a funny thing in that particular podcast, and like I said, I personally have, as far as I'm concerned, Scott, we should not be dealing with something, especially if he does have, in the mass formation, I don't think, I think picking on Scott Adams is unfair.
	I was giving him credit, not picking on Scott Adams.
	No, I agree.
	I know what you did.
	Yeah.
	But in there, he went on to this very interesting illogic, which was...
	And he's right.
	He says, I am the number one.
	Of course, he's always the number one guy for something.
	I'm the number one guy for condemning giant corporations because of the Dilbert cartoon and what he goes after and this kind of crap that goes on in companies.
	And he hates big companies.
	He hates big pharma.
	He hates this.
	He hates that.
	He hates all these things.
	Why would I fall for their ploys If I was, just look at me as a, you know, analyze me as a person.
	He's still irked about this, by the way.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He won't quite credit us with getting him riled up, but it's fine.
	He didn't mention it.
	But he says, it doesn't make any sense that I could possibly be taken in by this bull crap because I'm of a personality type that doesn't allow it.
	Which, of course, is just a lot of rationalization as far as I'm concerned because it looks like he...
	Because he does not explain why he jumped quickly, so quickly.
	He jumped like, you know, he's like Leo a little bit.
	Just jumping into this, getting the shots without thinking about it.
	Well, so my takeaway from this is people are worried about the waking up.
	And everything that is done from a leadership level needs to be looked through the frame of, is it something that people can focus on, get maniacal about, to continue to remain in the hypnotic state?
	So test to stay is beautiful.
	Home testing, stand in line for testing.
	That's why people are standing in line with all the… Against all logic.
	Against all logic.
	Yes.
	please say it again why are people standing in a line to get tested for covid when half the people might be sick with covid you might not be but you're going to get covid by the time you get You've been standing there with these same sick people on and on for hours and hours.
	Yep.
	It's idiotic.
	So they're running out of ideas.
	They're running out of ideas.
	And probably the idea was, oh, let's change.
	The Earth's going to kill us.
	Climate change.
	But I think they've lost the plot.
	Unfortunately, switching gears, I have nothing left to say on this unless you do.
	No, I have some more COVID clips.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	We got off this?
	Sure.
	Wow.
	I know somebody mentioned something about the spook on some email and you said, I'm on it, I'm on the case.
	I said, oh God, we're going to have some report about Malone.
	I didn't know that it was going to go in this direction.
	I think you're right.
	He's an asset, but he's not an agent.
	But he's one of these guys, he's almost like a Stockholm Syndrome type because he had PTSD. He's very susceptible to suggestion.
	He picked up the patter because he wants to be a spook.
	He picked up the haircut because he wants to be a spook.
	But now that you mention it, there's a couple of errors in his spook qualities.
	His spookability.
	His spookiness.
	His ties aren't quite correct.
	Yes, thank you for noticing.
	I was going to bring that up.
	Because they need a certain kind of a regimental tie that is usually just a very simple pattern, but it's got to be agency style.
	And his tie with all the COVID bugs on it doesn't qualify.
	It's also too wide.
	And the beard, I don't know how many CIA spooks That are working in the agency, in the field, are bearded.
	Unless they're maybe, they have to be bearded for some reason.
	Maybe they're in the Taliban or something.
	Oh, I thought you said that was one of the main features.
	No, I was talking about the gray, gray, gray.
	The beard was still...
	Honestly, back to my triggering, the beard is a part of it.
	Because the beard, and particularly beard-mustache combo, is a way to lie better.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, then I'm not going to worry about the beard.
	A lot of beards in my family.
	A lot of beards in my family.
	No pun intended.
	Yeah, there's a joke in there.
	Yeah.
	So, I think your theory that he's just a dupe, which is a term that used to be in play, a dupe or a useful idiot is probably it.
	And look how beautifully it worked.
	He goes on Rogan, he gets full time to speak slowly and clearly.
	He's a slow talker.
	And he lays it right out.
	And then that, of course, what you do then in the pincer movement, oh, take it off, deplatform it, remove it, send it straight to rumble and bit shoot so everybody watches it.
	Streisand effect?
	Yeah, of course.
	This was a brilliant operation.
	I'm proud of the No Agenda show, starting with you for figuring this out, with an assist from Scott Adams, who was still clueless about it.
	He did a great job.
	He could have taken the credit for this two days ago.
	Yeah, he could have.
	And that's all I really care about.
	I just want to outsmart the outsmartest, the smartest of all smart.
	That's all I really want to do.
	Yeah, well, you do a good job of that.
	But, yeah, we have to keep an eye on this guy.
	But I was annoyed when he was with McCullough.
	McCullough has his Adonis guy, I think, and he's got a lot of creds and he needs to talk more.
	So, he goes on to Tommy Podcast.
	He doesn't say Jack.
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah, that's what's interesting.
	And, of course, I saw it, but I didn't want to cloud my thinking with more stuff that would take me off track.
	I just wanted to get the basics out of where we literally are at, which is, you know, it's beautiful.
	The op continues.
	Well done, everybody.
	It's interesting in terms of the politics of it.
	In 2022, something's going to happen.
	Either the op is going to be used by the Democrats to control the voters or the Republicans.
	They both have access to it.
	Anybody has access to it.
	I'm going on Rogan.
	I have access to it.
	I could use it.
	Yeah, you have access to it.
	So what are you going to talk about on Rogan?
	No agenda show, no agenda show, no agenda show.
	No agenda show is the best thing ever.
	No agenda show, no agenda show.
	I thought you were going to be on Kelly's show on Friday.
	Ah, she moved to Tuesday.
	Next Tuesday.
	Yeah.
	They're listening to this show and they're saying, are you sure you want to get this lunatic on?
	Here's how it went.
	So, remember, the first time was supposed to be a full hour, then it's like a half hour and Sharon Osbourne was first.
	And that was a little insulting.
	But it's Megan, and by the way, it's Megan Kelly.
	I've learned how to pronounce it.
	Not Megan, Megan.
	Megan.
	Megan, yeah.
	Okay.
	And then she comes back.
	I'm like, hey, I promised you we're going to reschedule.
	What Friday in January?
	I said, I can't do the 14th because I have a wedding that I'm going to, so I can do the 7th and the 21st.
	Okay, the 7th.
	Perfect.
	Then I get an email two days ago.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	Can you do the 14th?
	So I reply, I said, look, first of all, I'm a little sad about this because I moved someone, a guest on my own show that I normally do on Friday to accommodate for this taping schedule you have.
	And as I said earlier, I can't...
	No, you shouldn't be scolding him.
	No, this has been going on for a while.
	And I said, as you see in my original, I can't do the 14th.
	I'm available.
	The next available Friday is the 21st.
	And then the next day, I get this...
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	How about Tuesday?
	We can do this Tuesday.
	And I got busy.
	I'm clipping shit.
	I'm doing stuff.
	So I kind of forget.
	Then frantic voicemails.
	God, please, please, please.
	So I said, okay.
	So we'll do a Tuesday.
	What's that all about?
	I don't know.
	I'm not their top priority is how I take it.
	Yeah, you get bounced around.
	You get bounced around.
	But it's Megyn Kelly.
	It's worth doing.
	But in my heart of hearts, I was like, you know, I really wanted to say no.
	But I didn't.
	I resisted.
	I resisted.
	Well, good.
	I think you should do the show.
	Yeah, I'm proud of myself.
	Of course I want to do the show.
	And then you're going to be listening to my grief.
	I'm going to do a great job, man.
	I'm going to do a great job.
	I'm going to do a great job.
	You will on Rogan, because Rogan is amenable.
	Rogan is the best.
	I mean, I've had over the...
	You know, we used to talk about this a long time ago.
	Who's the best interviewer?
	And we've both determined that one of the great interviews that's overlooked...
	I've always been a fan of Larry.
	Larry King and other people that can do, that just, they have different styles and they have different ways to get people to talk.
	And I think we both agree that Howard Stern was the great overlook.
	Was fantastic, yeah.
	Was great.
	In his heyday.
	Yeah, before he got tarred and feathered.
	Yeah, he seems to have lost his edge, but in his heyday, he was the best, but he'd do it through a hounding mechanism.
	Yeah, but he would do things like, how big are your boobs?
	Right in the middle of an interview, which would throw people off, and then he could go in with a serious question.
	I thought that was a brilliant technique.
	Yeah, that technique was good.
	Larry King used similar techniques of changing the subject right in the middle of an answer.
	And then asking a different question.
	What?
	And I don't know what that does to people, but it gets a lot of them to start talking about stuff they shouldn't say.
	And I think Rogan has turned into one of the great interviewers because, and the reason I say this is because he gets people, and I've done interviewing, And I know some of the problems with it.
	He managed to get the dullest people to yak, yak, yak.
	Yeah.
	I don't know how he does it, because most dull people, it's more him than it is anything, because he's a likable presence, and he's just a character.
	And he seems to get people to yak.
	I can tell you, if it was me, my eyes would be in the back of my head with some of these people, and if I could do it, I'd shoot them right on the interview.
	Yeah.
	But he just gets them to go.
	And it's like, I don't know how anyone gets something.
	And for three hours.
	He's very good.
	He's a very good listener and is always asking about the person.
	Asking for their opinion.
	What do you think?
	If you ask people the right way about themselves, they will always talk.
	But you're right.
	He's got a gift.
	And he's a generalist.
	So he knows enough shit about everything that he can kind of hobble along.
	I identify with that.
	So what should I talk about besides No Agenda and my fantastic partner, John C. Dvorak?
	Well, I'm not expecting much of that.
	What do you mean?
	I'm going to do tons of that.
	I hope you do, but I think you've got to talk about Osterholm, and then you've got to talk about Malone being a spook.
	Yep, that was my idea.
	Yeah.
	He'll like it.
	I've noticed that he perks up.
	With spookage?
	With spook stuff and some other things.
	UFOs and spooks.
	UFOs, exactly.
	Because he has a sense that there's a second layer of reality that he has no connection to.
	And if somebody seems to maybe have a connection to it, which you do, he'll perk up and he'll let you go.
	And you might, by the way, don't get yourself in trouble.
	No flat earth stuff, for example.
	You're so strict with me!
	I think he thinks it's funny.
	He thinks flat earth is funny.
	I think he also thinks the simulation, I think he may think that's funny.
	He's not as into the simulation as Scott Adams.
	Scott Adams just brings it up constantly.
	And even with his latest thing that you pointed out that you had the clip of, he talks about this mass formation thing being slipped into our software.
	That was a bit much.
	So let's do your COVID clips.
	No, we don't do that.
	We're not good enough.
	We're no professionals.
	So we should...
	Yeah, I don't want to bore people.
	So let's go with some COVID stuff.
	Let's go with the...
	Wrap it up.
	I got three clips.
	I've got to make sure I've got the right.
	Yeah, okay.
	Let's go with COVID. This is interesting.
	This is just COVID talk on democracy now.
	Oh, no, this is COVID. Never mind.
	That's a coup.
	COVID. Okay, we've got the group COVID in San Francisco.
	This is our local report.
	The Bay Area is breaking records for new daily coronavirus cases.
	Stop, stop.
	This is our local KQED operation.
	They're going on breaking records.
	And by the way, they should be humiliated by the breaking of records.
	We're the one that shut down first.
	San Francisco was the first in the entire United States to shut down.
	So what good is it?
	But I want you to notice the transition to the next topic, how lame it is.
	Okay, go.
	The Bay Area is breaking records for new daily coronavirus cases thanks to the highly contagious Omicron variant.
	While vaccines are keeping more people out of hospitals, public health officials are concerned about not having enough staff.
	Zeni Triunfo Cortez is president of the California Nurses Association.
	She says last year the state tried to keep staff at work by decreasing the isolation time for healthcare workers exposed to COVID. But now that's part of what's driving nurses away.
	They'd rather quit than continue working under unsafe working conditions.
	Cortez says staffing shortages could be helped by improving working conditions and reinstating stricter infection controls.
	Well, on the topic of testing...
	Yeah, well, did it go into AIDS, HIV? Well, no.
	They went into the real STDs.
	The STDs, the normal.
	Actual STDs.
	Yeah, syphilis.
	If you want to take a side trip, let's take a run at that.
	This is the STD San Francisco report.
	Oh, crap.
	I didn't know that it was on.
	Boom.
	So, I know early reports showed STI infections in the Bay Area were down in 2020.
	Wait.
	She said STI infections.
	That's wrong.
	She met STD. So I know early reports showed STI infections in the Bay Area were down in 2020, but not because people didn't have those infections.
	They just weren't getting tested as often.
	There was a syphilis surge in San Francisco in early 2021.
	Sorry, man.
	How could we miss the syphilis surge in San Francisco?
	I mean, that has title written all over it.
	I guess we missed that one.
	Syphilis surge in San Francisco in early 2021.
	What is the public landscape right now in the Bay Area in terms of STIs?
	Well, I mean, I think we had this sort of artificial dip in the numbers, as you mentioned, because when we first went to shelter in place, I think she said STI meaning sexually transmitted infections.
	Right, but she said it twice.
	She said STI infections.
	Most people call it STDs.
	Yeah, it's alright.
	It's just ant-fucking as usual.
	Well, I mean, I think we had this sort of artificial dip in the numbers, as you mentioned, because when we first went to shelter in place, we were, you know, certainly both socially and sexually distancing.
	But, you know, I did some volunteer clinical work at a sexual health clinic, and I can tell you that people are certainly back out there having sex again.
	So I think there's no reason to...
	Do we have a survey?
	Does the CDC say this is true?
	Are people having sex again?
	Expect that we won't have a bounce back and then some.
	Did she say sexually distancing?
	I don't know.
	Hold on a second.
	I can't get through this report.
	This is sweet, and so you should just let it ride.
	Oh, okay.
	I'll let it ride.
	Sorry.
	You know, certainly both socially and sexually distancing.
	Yeah.
	You know, I do some volunteer clinical work at a sexual health clinic, and I can tell you that people are certainly back out there having sex again.
	So I think there's no reason to expect that we won't have a bounce back and then some in 2022.
	What factors are contributing to this rise?
	One of the issues that we hear about a lot is the rise of dating apps, such as Tinder and Grindr, that have made finding sexual partners so convenient.
	And some of my patients say it's easier to get a sex partner than to order a pizza.
	I mean, it's that much more convenient.
	Only in San Francisco!
	There it is.
	Wow!
	Okay, who knew?
	Easier than getting a pizza.
	Easier than getting a pizza.
	That's groovy, man.
	That's why the Bay Area is so good.
	Nice fry.
	But you don't unfortunately get diseased.
	It's kind of the drawback to it.
	Well, there's that.
	There's that.
	Sexually distanced.
	That's good.
	I like that term.
	Sexually distancing.
	Get away!
	So, I've got two clips more.
	This is Omicron severity clip one.
	The U.S. is now reporting more than 500,000 new cases of COVID a day.
	More than twice the previous record set during last winter's surge.
	One of the big questions with this new Omicron variant has been disease severity.
	And now researchers have published the first data looking at how severe Omicron is in the U.S. compared to previous variants.
	Well, I'm on the edge of my seat.
	This is what they've been talking about.
	The minute Omicron cropped up, like, we'll know in a few weeks.
	You know, the funny thing is, this report is like they're aghast at everything as if nobody could just make a phone call to South Africa where the disease has come and gone and they know everything there is to know.
	But no, no, no, no, no.
	We can't do that.
	No, that would be crazy talk.
	That's great.
	So here we go at part two.
	Here to explain what they found is NPR's global health correspondent, Michaelene Ducleff.
	Hey there.
	Hi, Mary Louise.
	So this new study, what specifically were researchers looking at?
	The study comes from Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, but it looked at data from hospitals across the whole country, specifically health records for more than a half a million people.
	Now, most of the people were infected during the Delta wave right before Omicron arrived, but about 14,000 were likely infected with Omicron near the end of December.
	And then the researchers looked to see if there was a difference in a person's risk of having severe COVID between the two groups.
	So the risk of having to visit the ER, being admitted to the hospital, ending up in the ICU, or even being put on a ventilator.
	Was there a big difference between Omicron and Delta?
	Yeah, there was a clear and substantial difference.
	Dr.
	Pamela Davis is a pulmonologist at Case Western and a senior author on this paper.
	She says if you're infected during the Omicron surge, the risk is lower for all the outcomes I just mentioned.
	Oh.
	Did she finish by saying if you're double vax boosted and triple masked?
	No.
	And sexually distanced?
	She almost said but didn't quite say that it doesn't matter what your vaccination status is.
	There you go.
	Good way to wrap it up.
	Boosted, not boosted.
	Doesn't matter.
	You're just going to get it or you're not going to get it.
	And you're probably going to get it.
	And so this has got to break the spell.
	Yep.
	And when you see people who are breaking out of the spell, don't be a dick.
	Welcome them with love.
	It's hard.
	They're challenged.
	They need love.
	Obviously, and people who say, well, it's a good thing I got my two shots and a boost.
	That's why when I got infected.
	Because it made it easier.
	Because there's no proof of any of that.
	You cannot prove.
	Those people you need to beat with a stick.
	Don't help them.
	When they feel the shame, that's the ones you want to help.
	It's crazy.
	It's sad.
	It's crazy.
	It's sad.
	Hey, before we take our break, what should have been the top of the news, in my mind, but is impossible because there's zero reporting on it, is Kazakhstan.
	Ah, yes.
	I wish I had a clip.
	No, I wish I had a clip too, but I can tell you what I'm seeing.
	First of all...
	I'm hesitant to say it, but I have a feeling that someone inside the Biden administration, not even inside the Biden administration, but someone in the State Department certainly did a great job.
	And here's what I'm seeing.
	We distracted the world and Putin to Ukraine.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, we got teleconference.
	Oh, we got to talk about this.
	Putin's got AI.
	He's going to blow everything up.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, don't put your rockets there.
	Don't put your rockets.
	Don't encroach on Russia.
	Boom, boom, boom.
	Back and forth.
	Hyper rockets.
	On their other flank, the entire other side, boom.
	Kazakhstan, complete Ukraine playbook, color revolution in progress.
	Government resigns over some, you know, the trigger was great.
	Hey, just jack up the liquid petroleum gas, double the price overnight.
	They have the operatives in there.
	Biden, again, in pictures with all of these top crazies in the country.
	And why is this?
	And I think this is, because I always say, if you want to know what's, if there's some country, some country, especially a stand, and you hear about it, go look at the map.
	Where is Kazakhstan?
	It's right in between Moscow and China.
	And the routes through Korgos, K-H-O-R-G-O-S, from China, is a key logistics hub for Beijing's Belt and Road routes.
	Into Moscow.
	This is a disruption, I'm quite sure, by the U.S. government, State Department, rogue entities, bankers, God knows who, to stop the connection between, certainly, pipelines.
	All of this is in play now.
	Between China and Russia.
	Boom.
	And not a word in the mainstream media about it.
	I said boom.
	Not a word in the mainstream media about it.
	A brilliantly executed coup.
	And now I guess, where's Vicki Newman?
	Where's Vicki?
	Someone's doing this.
	Someone's playing this.
	Did you catch any of this?
	Any thoughts?
	Yeah, I'm not going to...
	I don't have the kind of conclusions you've already gotten to.
	You're ahead of me.
	But I can't see that this...
	I can see this exactly as you say.
	Yeah.
	And not a word, man.
	Not a word.
	Well, then you're right.
	If this is true, they've actually done a good job.
	And it's possible.
	Every time I see Blinken, it's unimaginable.
	But I could be as wrong on Blinken, and you can be too, as all the Democrats were about Jared Kushner, who was something of a diplomatic genius when it came to Israel.
	And so it's possible that we're just, you know, just our natural bigotry about certain people.
	Yes!
	There's got to be one of them.
	That's why I think it's the old school.
	It's the old guard.
	They're the ones that are all Russia-obsessed.
	It could be.
	It could be the inside.
	It could be.
	Blinken may be just a dummy at the top of this.
	Oh, he's got to be.
	He just comes across as a schmuck.
	That makes more sense.
	Yeah.
	Someone else is running this.
	This was sophisticated.
	And someone's got to convince me otherwise.
	It could drop over to the CIA again because they're doing stuff like this and getting away with it and they don't like the attention because it ruins their...
	Because they're always...
	It's like a chess player.
	They don't want you to know what they're up to.
	And they seem to be pretty adept at that and I always wonder what they think of our show.
	Now correct me if I'm wrong, but...
	It would behoove those people, those Russia haters, old school globalists, and murderers, really.
	It's the neocons, the neolibs, whatever you want to call them.
	It would behoove them to disrupt Russia and China, right?
	Yeah, we can't have that.
	We can't have that at all.
	We want to control.
	Certainly not with resources.
	The other way of looking at it, I kind of look at it from the perspective that Russia and China bump up against each other.
	I don't think that they have a great love for each other culturally.
	But the Belt and Road, the train tracks from China to Moscow go through Kazakhstan.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, just like...
	We're the ones that go to Europe go through.
	Don't they go through there too?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	This is a disruption of the Belt and Road.
	I mean, the real protection here is of Europe because the Europe gets...
	It gets hooked up to that Belt and Road, even though they are with the shipping lanes that go into Padua or up there in the Northern Italy area.
	Yeah, Northeast.
	It's the trains that are really, because that's a continuous flow.
	And the Biden administration said part of Build Back Better, if you remember, was to combat China's Belt and Road.
	The president himself stated that.
	I don't think he meant to say it, but he did.
	Well, somebody wrote it for him to say.
	Right.
	Of course.
	Hello.
	Can we just not assume that's a given every single time we talk about this, President?
	We have to remind people.
	All right.
	Well, eyes on the stands.
	And if anybody has...
	Any kind of information they'd like to help produce us, we'd appreciate that.
	And I'll apologize.
	I should have corrected you.
	Honestly, I forgot.
	It didn't happen.
	You mentioned that the CEO of Pfizer was Israeli.
	He's Greek.
	Thank everybody for correcting me.
	Correcting you.
	Correct.
	Not for me.
	Not correcting you.
	I thought he was Israeli and I still do.
	Yeah, no, it's pretty clear he's Greek.
	He's Jewish.
	He's a veterinarian.
	That's the funniest part.
	And he has an Israeli accent.
	Yeah.
	Well, it sounds a little Greek too, honestly.
	Well, it could be Greek.
	Okay.
	So I have a, before we go to the break, I do have a little, an amusement.
	He may be a dual citizen, actually.
	A what?
	I think he's double nationality.
	Well, I would...
	It wouldn't surprise me.
	Wikipedia will have it.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay, now I'm bringing up the chat room.
	Known as Trolls, yes.
	Just to make sure you, because I'm going to do this, it's an Ask Adam.
	Okay, I will not look, but you can, are you in the chat room?
	You're not in the chat room.
	No, of course not.
	I promise I will not look.
	There's also a, do you need the jingle?
	No, this is really, ask Adam, you can play it.
	Okay, I was expecting you to say no, but okay.
	Sorry, no, I don't need the jingle.
	It's kind of, okay, yes, go ahead.
	Here it is.
	We'll just do it quick.
	There you go.
	Yeah, that's a beauty.
	That's perfect for this one.
	Now this is back to the old movie questions I used to ask you.
	Oh yes, this is the original Ask Adam.
	Yes, it was movies.
	I was going to ask you what this movie is.
	Now this, I'm going to give you some hints.
	This movie came out in the 70s.
	Oh, it's going to be tough for me.
	Okay.
	Well, it's not because it's one of the most famous science fiction.
	I was living in the Netherlands, so I don't know, man.
	I was in the Netherlands.
	You would know this one.
	Okay.
	In other words, if you guess it, I won't be surprised.
	But if you don't guess it, I'm designing it so you can't guess it.
	Hello.
	It's a very seminal science fiction movie done in the 70s.
	And curiously, it's about 2022.
	So I'm going to give you a scene from the movie.
	Oh, man.
	Here's what makes me sad.
	I gave you this information on the last show, and you just don't listen to me.
	Fifteen years, and you just don't listen to your wife.
	I already know what it is, because I told you this.
	Oh, I know you talked about it.
	That ruins it.
	That ruins it.
	Well, you ruined it by doing this, because it's the clip that's so cool.
	Okay.
	I wasn't going to pretend that I didn't know and then guessed.
	I know ahead of time, because we talked about it.
	Okay.
	We'll do it anyway.
	It's too bad.
	It's too bad.
	And I bring this movie up on the show constantly.
	Well, here's the clip for the Ask Adam.
	New York City, in the year 2022.
	Nothing runs anymore.
	Nothing works.
	But the people are the same.
	And the people will do anything to get what they need.
	This is the police!
	What they need most is...
	Yes, I understand.
	And the payoff?
	Can we do it?
	Yeah, go ahead.
	What they need most is Soylent Green.
	Yes.
	I just thought the New York City bit was hilarious.
	And you did mention it, but you didn't have a clip and you didn't have actually parts of the movie.
	That movie, which I have seen maybe five times, I may go back and watch it again because it is one of the most entertaining movies with Charlton Heston and Edward G. Robinson.
	Yes.
	It's just a terrific film.
	It's kind of freaky when you take into account the 2022 and how that sounds.
	But of course, we're living in a disaster movie.
	That's the whole point, isn't it?
	Nothing works in New York City.
	Gee, that was non-fiction at the time.
	Who knew?
	And it'll come out.
	You know, they're doing the...
	The fake meat based on human cell culture.
	We talked about that, didn't we?
	I think maybe.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, it's coming.
	It's coming.
	I'm surprised it's not at CES this year.
	Just imagine all the tech shows.
	Oh, this is really fantastic.
	I can eat beef made from my own cells.
	I can't wait.
	I can't tell you.
	People are nuts.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who expertly put the seas in the koof croup.
	Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my partner, Mr.
	John C. Dvorak.
	In the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	In the morning, all ships in the sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air.
	Subs in the water.
	All the dames and all the knights out there.
	And a big in the morning to all of our trolls hanging out in the troll...
	Hanging out, you okay?
	Is that aluminium or is it...
	What is that?
	That's a pile of tin cans.
	A pile of aluminum.
	Aluminum cans.
	Aluminum.
	Very good.
	I figured I'd have to ask eventually.
	Yes, in the morning to your trolls.
	Yes, sorry.
	It's a nice sound effect.
	It's a great sound effect.
	If you wanted to digitize it, you couldn't get it.
	You couldn't make it that way.
	It's very hard to create that.
	Very hard.
	The trolls are hanging out in the troll room.
	By the way, none of the trolls had it right.
	They were pre-guessing when I said I already knew what it was.
	So they're not listening either.
	That's good to know.
	Let's count them, see how many there are.
	It's funny.
	On trolls.
	2,257.
	That's our troll count.
	Trollroom.io is where you can hang out with all the trolls.
	That's where you can hang out with all the trolls.
	You can listen to this show live.
	You can listen to all kinds of live programming.
	If it's not live, then it's Memorex, but it's a podcast.
	It's 24-7.
	NoagendaStream.com.
	Trollroom.io.
	Go in there.
	Meet children from other lands and troll them.
	With no consequence.
	It's actually pretty cool.
	Or you can follow us on our Mastodon server, noagendasocial.com, to let people know that there's some confusion out there.
	Someone sent me a note and said, hey, I hear Pleroma is better.
	Mastodon has too much censorship.
	So let's just explain something real quick.
	The terms Mastodon, Pleroma, these are all implementations of the Fediverse.
	So it doesn't really matter what the software is.
	It's who's running your local software that matters, which is why you should do it yourself.
	It can be done completely decentralized.
	Follow John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com or Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com.
	And that's where you can congratulate artists when they win for their artwork, as many did for Parker Pauly, who hadn't had a win in a while, and he did the artwork for episode 1413, as we discussed, aptly titled Fleurona.
	We're a bit from the future.
	And this was the...
	This triggered a lot of people, exactly the way it was intended.
	This was the two Chick-fil-A cows.
	Typically, it was a persiflage, so typically they'd say, eat more chicken.
	Because they don't want to be eaten as cows.
	And these were bastardized to the signs read, eat more open-source meat.
	Which you and I, when we were looking at the arts, said, oh, this is great because you can read it as open-source or open-sores, as an open-pussing source.
	It has a certain disgusting aspect.
	Yes, and we like that.
	That's the sad thing.
	We're like, oh, yeah, that's kind of cool.
	And it triggered a lot of people.
	Like, oh, I don't know if it's open-source, if it's sores, it's disgusting.
	So I don't care what kind of emotional reaction you have to the art, but I think if you have one, it's good.
	We had a lot of discussions because we picked a couple of other pieces, or we liked other pieces.
	This was the last piece we picked.
	You immediately liked the Riley piece with the printed meat.
	Yeah, it was one I liked, yes.
	We had a hard time picking stuff.
	But we did pick one, and then we...
	It's almost gone in, and then we...
	Then we said, stop!
	Do you remember what happened?
	We picked...
	Yeah, I remember what happened.
	Yeah, we picked correct the records.
	You will not replace us.
	Which was a cow in front of a steak.
	But as we were looking at it, it's like, well, that's kind of funny because it's part of the very fine people hoax, which was bastardized to Jews will not replace us.
	So it's iffy.
	And I'm like, ah, that'll be funny.
	Let's see what happens.
	It'll trigger something.
	And then as we're looking at the art, we said, you know, maybe the whole Nazi symbol in the background is not a good idea to add.
	Well, it wasn't Nazi.
	It was German.
	No, German, right.
	But it was just, it pushed it over the edge.
	We're like, this is not a good idea.
	Yeah, no, it was not going to work.
	No.
	And because all we need is one person to say, these guys think Jews are cows or something like that.
	Or whatever, yeah.
	We didn't need anything.
	But it would be like some, this is an insult to, you know, I mean, it would do...
	It also, it didn't make it funny.
	It made it unfunny to me.
	It was not funny.
	I mean, it was a nice piece, though.
	Yeah, it was a great piece.
	The correct director did a good job, but it was a little much.
	We can't have this kind of subtle symbolism that is like that.
	We can't just come up with good stuff.
	Then we seriously discussed the Tantanil mullet with no agenda shaved into the side of the head.
	Yeah, that wasn't going to happen.
	But the one we wanted just to be a little bit better was the 2022 Mutton and Meat Bowl, the open-source meat.io football.
	You were a big fan of that piece.
	We wanted that to be better.
	Well, I think that the lettering on the football was too small.
	And we don't have the website set up, which was another problem.
	Like, I had to go and set up a website.
	There's no such website.
	Now, one I liked that you just hated, but it wasn't going to get picked anyway.
	Okay.
	Remind me what I hated, please.
	You hated it.
	Mr.
	Mind Reader, what did I hate?
	Sir Paul Couture's Goodbye 2020 Wait Hello 2022 with a T-O-O. It's a good title, but it's beside the point.
	Oh, yes.
	The art itself had a skeleton giving it two fingers of peace sign.
	And it was just a nice, the devil in the background.
	It was just too much bad imagery.
	It was a nice piece, but it was a little, it was just like, whoa, where's the goodness in this?
	I think the font was really cool, what he did.
	I think everything he did, I thought the cartoon was cool, I thought the devil was cool, you know, for devils.
	And I like the pun, the 2022 T-O-O, I thought was a great bit.
	It had everything going on except it was a negative, it was all negative imagery.
	The imagery was negative and we don't do negative.
	It was a little too negative, yeah.
	Or gruesome images.
	And then you threw the Hail Mary.
	Oh, look!
	Welcome to Texas.
	We're people, too.
	That's great.
	I'm like, no, it's not a great piece.
	Which one was that?
	Darren O'Neill.
	Welcome to Texas, son.
	Oh, I did throw it.
	Yes, I did throw that.
	I did throw it in.
	You're right.
	Technically.
	I thought it was a great piece.
	And then you wanted the printing cows with the cow with the udders by the printer.
	I said, no one will get that.
	I like that piece, too.
	You're right.
	I said, no one will understand that.
	See, I have a lot of...
	See, I see a lot of stuff as great, and you always hate it.
	I hate, and it's always hate.
	I actually say, I hate that piece.
	I never use the word hate.
	Do I have to record this?
	Yes.
	Oh, no, don't worry.
	I'll do it.
	I'll hate that piece.
	Let's see what else you hated.
	It's just the worst.
	I don't hate anything.
	I don't hate anything.
	I, by the way, like the Mike Riley mullet with names.
	Yeah, we both kind of like that.
	He was cute, but it's not going to get used.
	We were trying to do an MTV logo with a mullet.
	Oh, that's what that was.
	Yeah, but if you don't see it, then, you know.
	I didn't see it.
	And I liked the deconstruction in the front, Curry and Dvorak in the rear.
	It was very funny.
	That part I liked a lot.
	But it just didn't translate.
	I didn't even notice that.
	Because it didn't translate.
	You didn't get the MTV reference.
	You didn't see that.
	So then it doesn't work.
	And then I usually say, oh, I hate that piece, just to move you on.
	Well, you never said that.
	Yes, I did.
	I hated that piece.
	Don't you remember?
	Okay, you did.
	You're right.
	Hey, okay.
	Yes, good.
	We need to move on.
	So we ended up with the cows.
	Yes.
	And the cows are good.
	And I'm glad it got some attention.
	The cows were hilarious.
	We appreciate the work by Parker Pauly and all of the artists who help us.
	This is kind of an important thing.
	The New York Times is touting again podcasting will be likely the next censorship target.
	Here we go.
	Survey.
	Prominent political podcasters played key role in spreading the big lie.
	So they're trying to de-platform podcasters again.
	How can we do it?
	What are we doing?
	Who's in control?
	Well, Podcasting 2.0 protects, enhances, and extends podcasting.
	Please consider trying a modern podcast app at newpodcastapps.com.
	That way, no matter who you're listening to, they can't be thrown off.
	You will have uninterrupted podcasts coming to your app.
	And you can use a lot of these new features, including seeing all the images whipped by, as we just discussed.
	The NPR reached out to me.
	I think they may be interested in doing some of this as well, which is good because NPR is always on the leading edge of everything.
	The last one's to call.
	Hold on a second.
	Let's just establish some facts here.
	NPR just called you.
	As of, I think, last week, there are 4.5 million podcasts registered through the Podcasting 2.0 system.
	Am I not right?
	You are correct, sir.
	So after, so taking it to the next logic, after that, 4.5 million NPR calls.
	I'm glad they're leading the pack here.
	Hey.
	They'll take credit for the whole thing, by the way.
	Yeah, of course they will.
	Of course.
	That's okay.
	I don't mind.
	I'm very okay with that.
	It is fine.
	I just want our show to stay on the air, no matter what.
	You know, so you might as well use a new podcast.
	That makes a lot more sense.
	Let's thank our executive and associate executive producers for episode two.
	14-14.
	Did we get any 14-14s?
	Did anyone pick up on the 14-14 jam?
	No, not the big number.
	No, I didn't expect that to happen.
	What do we have?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I thought you...
	Oh, I'll start.
	Yeah, I'll start.
	Oh, well, check this out.
	I was stumbling around looking for a note.
	Sir Macanudo de la Paz and Dame Sparkler come in together with a 202202 donation.
	Which, by the way, should be the donation of the month.
	Because it's going to come up later in the month, too.
	But $2,022.02 is an absolutely fantastic donation in February.
	As they say, it's our 1622 donation for anonymity.
	We use our knight and dame names.
	Yes, of course, we did that.
	A year ago, we canceled our hotel and flight reservations to D.C., Hypothetical question.
	That means you don't have to answer it.
	If an oilfield worker and photographer from New Mexico knew it would turn into a shit show, then why didn't the commander-in-chief?
	If you don't like the question, just read No Jingles, No Karma.
	Who says he didn't know?
	Do you have a different take on that?
	Well, he said, if an oilfield worker and a photographer from New Mexico, that would be them, To which I say, who says he didn't know?
	I'm sure he did.
	I'm sure he knew it was going to be a shit show.
	I don't know if he expected this, but a shit show.
	Yeah, of course.
	Well, anyway.
	I got some January 6th clips coming up.
	So we'll see if we can answer that for you.
	Thank you very much, Sir Macadudo de La Paz and Dame Sparkler.
	No jingles, no karma.
	It's hard.
	It's hard.
	I want to give you karma, but I won't.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Mike Newman or Neumann, one of the two.
	We go with Neumann.
	It's much more professional sounding.
	Neumann microphone, yes.
	Michael Neumann.
	Jawohl.
	And he came in with 41414, which is similar to the 1414.
	So let's close it.
	I think this counts.
	Donation of 41414 is to humbly submit episode 1414 as the Charlie Hustle episode.
	It might not be pretty, but Gitmo Nation is getting it done.
	Charlie Hustle, wasn't that Pete Rose?
	Ah, yes, he sent in a copy of that baseball card.
	Yeah.
	Sliding headfirst into 2022.
	He used to be one of the first headfirst sliders when he stole a base.
	Is that a valuable card that he has?
	It could be.
	Is it his rookie card?
	I think it is.
	Well, if he's got the rookie card...
	From 1970?
	Is it from 1970?
	Does that make sense?
	I don't remember my years, but it could be.
	If it's true, it's probably worth something.
	Probably a few hundred bucks, maybe a thousand.
	Make it into an NFT, man!
	Looking forward to meeting more Central Texas producers at meetups this year after my 11-month and counting new home build after it's complete.
	Hopefully I'll still have my jab-free job, but that's still to be determined.
	Thank you for the relentless sharp media deconstruction.
	We cannot give up.
	We must not give up.
	Keep the faith.
	Gitmo Nation.
	Jingles.
	Arnold, screw your freedom.
	No.
	Resist me much.
	And WTC7 won't go away.
	As the Powerball.
	Karma.
	Okay.
	Karma you want is going to need some jobs, jobs, jobs, goat karma.
	Okay.
	Alright, Mike Newman, thank you very much.
	The Charlie Hustle, so noted.
	There is a Central Texas meetup on the 15th you might want to attend.
	It's at the shooting range.
	Screw your freedom.
	No.
	But resist.
	We must.
	We must.
	And we will much.
	About that, be committed.
	WTC7 won't come away.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Karma.
	Okay, let's see.
	Next on the list, we have Jason Orem from Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, 333.80.
	He sent in a note.
	Here's a page from it.
	Oh, yes.
	I hope you enjoyed the t-shirts, he says.
	Please tell the producers they can get 13.33% off any of the t-shirts on thegreatretees.com.
	The great R-E-T-E-E-S dot com by entering the code ITM.
	This was a project that started at the beginning of this COVID hysteria.
	Started listening to your show after hearing Adam on the Joe Rogan podcast.
	Haven't missed an episode since.
	Recently, I received a check from the IRS for $9,333.80 for tax overpayment and knew it was a sign to send my second installment towards my knighthood to the best podcast in the universe.
	Heck yeah!
	Thank you for your courage.
	We love it.
	We love those kinds of...
	Free money.
	Happenstances.
	And then he wants a Bitcoin reverend, and that's true with a goat karma.
	They're saying that all hell is going to break loose, and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
	That's true.
	So what's the sign?
	Hold on.
	Karma.
	Karma.
	The great re-tease.
	I got my t-shirt.
	Did you get it?
	Yeah, you like it?
	Yeah, it's great.
	Is it the communism one?
	We don't have to think for yourself.
	I went to the P.O. box.
	Holy crap.
	It was filled with cards and gifts, and I got my maple syrup, and I got the head I have to send back, and I got the Eatables.
	The Head in a Box?
	Yeah, Head in a Box.
	The Eatables, or Eatable, as the company's called.
	I got all that.
	Just all kinds of cool shit.
	Thank you all very much.
	Too much to mention, really.
	Was it a fleshless skull or a chocolate head?
	It's the big head, the printed head that you got one, too.
	We had to sign and send back.
	Remember?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I signed mine and sent it back.
	Yeah, so I just got mine.
	TheGreatRetease.com.
	Yes.
	Give it a look.
	TheGreatRetease.
	Britain, B-R-I-T-T-O-N is the first name, I'm assuming.
	Spouse, not Spouse.
	In Montgomery, Louisiana, 333.33.
	Sup, homies?
	Mind if I step inside your de-douching machine?
	Why, sure.
	You've been de-douched.
	Hey, you're still dripping.
	I have an important correction to make regarding the name of CBS reporter Antigone Davis in episode 1388.
	John C. mistakenly said that Antigone was a Greek goddess.
	Oh, no.
	She's not a goddess.
	Yes.
	She's the daughter of Oedipus.
	Oh, no.
	The super short summary of her story is this.
	Antigone's brother died while attacking Thebes, and the new king of Thebes, Oedipus, cousin Creon, made it a crime punishable by death to give his corpse a burial.
	Antigone performed a funeral in defiance of the decree, reasoning that Failure to bury her family member would break the law of the gods, and that divine law is supreme to man's law.
	She's willingly put her life on the line for her convictions, which is a kind of courage we could use a bit more today.
	Despite this donation, I'm still in debt to this invaluable show.
	Many thanks.
	What was I thinking?
	Okay.
	Do we need anything here?
	No.
	Oh, wait.
	No, I have jingles, boost, stay safe, girl no, and jobs karma.
	Oh, is that a different line?
	Oh, that's the one, isn't it?
	That's Britain.
	Wait a minute.
	Yeah, I see it here.
	It may not be on your...
	No, it's not on mine.
	Okay.
	I'm going to have it here.
	Let me give it to him.
	What the hell?
	Why is it not working?
	What's going on?
	Or Britain.
	I don't know.
	It could be a woman.
	B-R-I-T-T-O-N. I don't know what kind of a name it is.
	Is that like Pat?
	Hold on, but I'm going to do the jingles as requested.
	Yeah, I'm just stalling.
	I'm doing it.
	I'm ready.
	I'm trying to play them.
	You keep talking over them.
	Well, I was just doing my thing.
	Yeah, great.
	Boost.
	Stay safe!
	No.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yeah, that kind of worked.
	It's not bad.
	No, I like it.
	I actually kind of like that.
	Chap Williams comes in next with the same amount, $333.33 as Britain did.
	In Edmond, Oklahoma, I got no note from him.
	That was a check that came in, a bank check.
	And they usually don't have notes with him.
	And he will write us something later, which we will read when we get the chance.
	Yes, I do not have that.
	I also...
	Do you have the note from Paul Branham?
	Knighthood account and note in email.
	Yeah.
	No, I got nothing.
	Oh, this is...
	I'll look for Paul Branham while you...
	Yeah, while I edit this on the fly, Jesse Noble from Saskatoon.
	A little confused up there in Scandinavia.
	333, these would be dollar-a-dos.
	Your note is too long, so I'm just going to tell you I'm going to shorten it.
	Pleasure to make my first donation of $3.33 on my 33rd birthday.
	Please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	If you could please throw in a penny from the penny tray to de-douche my wife, I'd be so grateful.
	No, it's...
	I couldn't imagine having anyone else by my side in this crazy world.
	I started listening to No Agenda in September of 2020 after Adam's appearance on the Joe Rogan Show was first in Austin, Texas.
	Well, that was not my finest hour.
	I haven't missed a show since.
	Well, it worked.
	Neither has my friend McCormick, who has yet to donate.
	Please call him out as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	Then he has quite a story about how he came to...
	He says, I was hit in the mouth, or so I thought, long before COVID came along.
	I was all over the COVID story.
	I thought with my experience I could call these false flags, for lack of a better term, from a mile away.
	If only I was a No Agenda listener back then.
	Our firstborn child was born early March 2020 and all those feelings as a new parent were full of fear and completely fell into the mass formation.
	We scolded friends for not taking this seriously.
	Ridiculed...
	What?
	It's a beautiful story, really.
	We scolded friends for not taking this seriously.
	Ridiculed those who returned from trips and not quarantining to refusing family entry to our home to protect our high-risk newborn.
	Looking back, I can't fully put my finger on the exact moment when we broke out of the psychosis, but listening to No Agenda was a catalyst in late 2020.
	The service you provide by breaking down the news accompanied with contributions from the No Agenda community, which also happened in the donation segment, people who skip it are missing out, would take tens of hours to replicate, maybe more.
	I always try to get ahead of narratives, but from becoming a No Agenda listener, I truly feel six months or so ahead of the narratives, and I think differently, always looking to identify correlations and buzzwords, dinging in my head the bell.
	I might as well finish it because it is a good story.
	The past five months, my family's lives have been turned upside down as this vaccine mandate crept into our life.
	My wife, a healthcare worker, has faced a vaccine mandate which requires her to test three times a week at home and pay over $200 a month to be enrolled in testing.
	That is the best of it.
	The healthcare culture has become completely toxic with hate speech against the unvaccinated and a lack of sympathy and care.
	She is struggling, but strong, and I'm proud of how she's standing up to immoral politics.
	Myself, I'm a sales manager I used to travel frequently, but have gone mostly remote over these last two years.
	I've faced discrimination at work, like being uninvited from in-person meetings as my Vax status was revealed, and of course I could not test because it's not the same as vaccine.
	I fear I may be in for more hardship as being Vax is now required to fly in Canada, which is essential for my job.
	Today, for a nice birthday present, I had a new job offer rescinded.
	I had already been awarded the job and received the offer letter, but decided to disclose my VAX status, though it did not come up in the interview, because I did not want to start a new employee-employer relationship dishonestly.
	Though who would have been my manager seemed to be okay with it, the business partners were not.
	No exemptions to the VAX policy.
	Oh, my goodness.
	So sorry about that.
	That ends the note there, I guess.
	Do you have anything else?
	Oh, no.
	Oh, hmm.
	Vax policy.
	Sending positive vibes to John, Adam, all of Gitmo Nation.
	Can I please get 33 is the magic number jingle and some jobs karma as well?
	We desperately need it.
	All the best, Jesse Noble.
	Well, of course.
	Where is the magic?
	I wasn't expecting.
	I didn't see that at the end.
	That's a...
	It's a depressing note from Saskatoon, the Paris of the West.
	It's a depressing note, but I'm also happy because at least they know they're depressed.
	33, that's the magic number.
	It's the magic number.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Okay, it was worth the long note, Jesse.
	I'm sorry.
	I apologize.
	It was good.
	It was good.
	Thanks for sharing.
	And your jobs karma should kick in.
	Tony, just plain old Tony, from Brisbane, Australia, 333.33.
	Please find this note for my donation of 333.33 Australian dollars.
	Nano pesos.
	As I progress my way to knighthood, this is only a small token of the value you both provide to myself, my family, and the No Agenda family in general, as it has been some time since my last donation, episode 1309.
	So he thinks a dedouching is in order.
	It's okay by me if that's what he wants.
	Personally, I feel you're dry enough, but it's okay.
	I think it's fine.
	But, you know, if you want to do it, she will gladly provide it.
	Yeah, we'll gladly do it.
	Of course.
	My request for jingles is as follows, please.
	Goodbye Left Nut, a forgotten classic.
	Yes.
	The Sexy No, and the Fauci Wees.
	This will be interesting.
	and the ever-fateful WTC7 won't go away.
	Our little human resource, Sienna, thought it was so cool last time when you played all the different language versions of the In the Morning jingles.
	She loved doing NA.
	a soundbites at the local meetups for your amusement.
	I've tested a few of her, of her instances.
	You have my permission to include these in your jingle library, Finally, my birthday is on the January 6th, which falls on show day and the anniversary.
	So please add me to the birthday list.
	Keep the good work and I hope you both never find your exit strategy.
	Thank you very much, Tony from Brisbane.
	You'll love the meetup coming up soon.
	Good night, Left Nut.
	No. Please.
	WTC7 won't go away.
	All right.
	There's something screwy about that combination.
	Did you get the little girl's...
	I remember it, but I just looked for it, and he must not be under Tony, because I can't locate it.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, and I'm sorry, because I do like doing that, typically.
	Jonathan Peckham's next in Bristol, Rhode Island, 23456.
	ITM, shout out to the CU. Shout out to the CU. What is that, you think?
	The CU. Anyway, it says next Tuesday, Chicago meetup, gang.
	Chicago, something with Chicago, obviously.
	CU, Chicago something.
	Maybe not.
	Rhode Island producers and Chicago producers, please give those slaves...
	What kind of a meetup is that?
	Chicago, Rhode Island.
	Some mac and cheese karma and a quick whole load.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	Goat karma.
	Pretty please.
	You slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese, macaroni and cheddar melted together.
	Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
	Hey everybody!
	I'm gonna give you the whole load today.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	We have Nestor Molina from Walker, Michigan, 222.22.
	In the morning, gentlemen, please accept my value for value donation for a great 2022.
	And please be so kind as a dedouchment.
	You've been dedouched.
	Thank you for the sanity you bring to your analysis in keeping amygdala healthy all over the world.
	No jingles, please, but I have a request for entrepreneur karma and would like it if you give me a plug for my new venture of Great Gourmet Coffee.
	Which you can find at Molina's Select.
	It's organic Salvadorian bourbon coffee.
	That's his first taste.
	It's Molina's Select.
	And, of course, producers who enter the coupon No Agenda and orders from that page get $5 additional off the sale price.
	It's already on sale, and you get $5 off just by using No Agenda.
	Sorry, I'm still figuring out coupons on Amazon, so the only promotion there is $5 off regular price.
	Thank you for your support.
	Please provide me both with your addresses to send you a sample of this amazing smooth coffee.
	Happy new 2022 future night, Nestor of the Salvadorian Peninsula.
	He's originally from El Salvador.
	Yeah.
	And he's very excited about President Bukele from El Salvador, instituting Bitcoin as legal tender and raising a billion dollars in a volcano Bitcoin bond.
	Me too!
	I can't wait to see how it goes.
	Baronet Sir Psychopath in Charlotte, North Carolina.
	He says, quack, quack, quack.
	I'm looking at you, Dr.
	Fauci.
	Ah, row of ducks.
	Ah, yes.
	John and Adam, thank you for your courage.
	I'm donating to celebrate my 40th birthday, which is on a show day.
	Baronet's Recyclopath.
	Beautiful.
	Charlotte, North Carolina.
	And with the same quack, quack, quack, row of ducks, 222.22 from Drayton Valley, Alberta, Alberta, Canada, Baroness Monica.
	John and Adam, I'd like to request health karma for Pam, Clint, Marsha, Lance, and Stephen, or Stephan.
	Strange times we're living in.
	Keep up the great work and keeping our amygdala small.
	Thank you from Baroness Monica.
	Of course we have that for...
	You've got karma.
	Sir Charles of the coin-operated laundromat 222.22.
	Another row of ducks a third.
	Jingles, get vaccinated?
	No.
	Come on, man.
	And the French Bulldog karma.
	Dear John and Adam, thank you for the sanity and consistently great product.
	My donation, 2-2-2-2-2-2-0 of ducks, is all twos in honor of my second human resource who will be joining this crazy world in May.
	My beautiful wife, Dame Courtney of the...
	I couldn't be happier to welcome our second daughter this year.
	Speaking of Dame Courtney, please add her to the birthday list.
	Okay, I think she's on it.
	We celebrated her birthday on January 5th.
	Also, please add Kyle R. Oops, I don't know if he's on the list.
	None of these people are on.
	Hold on a second.
	Yeah, you can keep her reading and I'll...
	Also, please add Cora Kyle, not Rittenhouse, to the birthday list.
	He was January 2nd.
	Finally, our family will be traveling to Hawaii later this month.
	That's what they always say.
	I have not accepted the vaccine into my life and therefore will need to take a COVID test 72 hours before departure and upload a negative test result to a hawaii.gov portal before departure in order to enjoy my vacation.
	Otherwise, I have to self-isolate for the entire trip.
	I'm already feeling the anxiety.
	Can I have some travel karma for myself?
	Yes.
	And the baby growing karma for Dame Courtney?
	Yes, of course.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	Thank you for your courage.
	You've got karma.
	Baby growing karma.
	JT is in Houston, Texas and sends to 1414.
	There you go.
	Greetings from Texas.
	14 is my favorite number, so it was a no-brainer to donate to the best podcast in the universe on episode 1414.
	Me and my smoking hot wife just celebrated our eighth wedding anniversary on 1-4 and they never had a fight.
	We also received our son's basketball uniform on 1-4 and his randomly assigned number was 14.
	My wife is a contractor and leaving NASA after 21 years of service to pursuing teaching at our son's school.
	I'm so proud of her and support her 100%.
	I love her with all my heart.
	I'm still hanging on to my NASA contractor job for now.
	As all vaccine mandates have been put on hold, I would like to defer my karma to all of the Supreme Court justices so it will be in place before Friday's vaccine mandate case.
	Even though this case is not specifically for federal contractors, I don't want to see the COVID vaccine mandates for anyone.
	Can I please get a Biden?
	Get vaccinated, no jingle, followed by Reverend Manning's whooping with the Constitution, and if possible, throw in...
	Hold on a second.
	Did I miss something?
	Did I miss all the...
	You know, I'd miss Charles' jingles, did I not?
	I did.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
	Yeah, let me just go back and do that real quick for them.
	Sir Charles of the coin house by a laundromat, this is for you.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	Come on, man.
	Karma.
	Yeah, it's my fault I usually catch that.
	Yeah, that shit happens.
	Okay, so now we return to JT in Texas, and he says, can I please get a Biden, get vaccinated?
	No, Jingo followed by Manning's whooping with the Constitution, a classic, and then he wants a squirrel.
	Which we happen to have.
	So we will roll that out for you.
	Any karma with all that?
	No, here you go.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	Now get out there and whoop Obama's behind!
	Whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping with a constitution.
	Go ahead now.
	Whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping with a constitution.
	Whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping all of them behind.
	A constitution.
	Whooping!
	Squirrel!
	Classic.
	music Classic.
	Jim Rossano, a.k.a.
	Vinnie.
	21414.
	There you go, another one.
	I'm finally donating to put an end to my year and a half of douchebaggery.
	I was finally called out last week by my good friend Josiah, the mouth-hitting father, founder of the ET Fungi.
	Mushroom Farm.
	Last week he made an appeal to No Agenda Nation for help in recruiting a suitable candidate to serve as farm manager.
	I am happy to report that he received several calls of interest after you read his note and he has finally filed the position.
	Thank you for helping my friend out.
	Thank you for creating a community that connects people Seeking mutually beneficial relationships, if you know what I mean, as opposed to the codependency and exploitation that is all too common in the world.
	And finally, thank you for creating a show that, A, allows us to keep up with the world events without being gaslit, and B, provides laughs.
	I'm sure I'm just one of many listeners out there to who mental health has benefited from your work.
	It's a great thing you're doing.
	For jingles, can I get your help in slaying the wetico parasite that has infected the minds of my fellow human beings?
	Give me a we're all going to die.
	Stay safe.
	Two to the head and a shut up slave.
	I hope this note wasn't too long, John.
	I tried my best, but this dude isn't into the whole brevity thing.
	Love and light.
	Stay dangerous.
	Vinny.
	We're all gonna die!
	Stacy!
	Shut up, slave!
	That was actually pretty funny.
	Those two back-to-back?
	I don't think we've ever had that precise combo.
	We're all gonna die!
	Stay safe!
	That's so violent.
	I love to stay safe.
	Matthew Wilson, 202.51.
	No jingles, no karma.
	No death jab from Big Pharma.
	Hey, it rhymes.
	Trust the real CDC people.
	Curry Dvorak Consulting.
	Okay, what?
	Whoa, whoa.
	That's a good one.
	I like that one.
	Shout out to Adam's fireside chat with Texas Slim.
	We need more of these.
	Not that John's harrowing health inspection tales are any less engaging, but seriously, Adam, I think there's an emerging market to get more people exposed to these kinds of thinkers.
	Just some food for thought.
	Yes, that's what the WithAdamCurry.com podcast is about.
	Long-form interview, mainly to get some clips on No Agenda.
	And then you can go and listen to the whole show.
	It's that simple.
	Thank you very much, Matthew.
	And we'll wrap it up with Simon James from London, who says $200.
	He says, great show!
	I don't think there was any other...
	No, he's short and sweet.
	Now, we want to do this thing with these make goods.
	We've got a couple of make goods, too.
	Oh, yeah, let's make these.
	This is from 1413, notes that went missing.
	We did have some mishaps, and you couldn't get to the P.O. box.
	So here we go.
	This is from James Williams.
	The P.O. Box was closed is what it was.
	Yeah, because you couldn't get to the P.O. Box.
	Yeah, the post office was closed.
	They closed it on me.
	Remind me to tell you my P.O. Box story after the show.
	After the show?
	I cannot broadcast it.
	Well, maybe I can, but only after I discuss it with you.
	Okay.
	Something hilarious.
	How about that for a tease?
	You want to end the show just to hear it now, don't you?
	In the morning, John Adams is James Williams.
	The THC donation.
	Do you have any bubbling bong jingle to play here for Greg?
	If I had thought about it, I would have had something.
	Okay, so it's the Bubbling Bong donation.
	Thanks for hitting me in the mouth, Greg, and congratulations to the new addition to your family.
	I'd like this donation to be credited to my wife, Stacy, and her ascension to Damehood.
	She also needs a de-douching as her last donation went without.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You've been de-douched.
	Although I shall remain a douche, I do humbly request a double dose of Jarbs karma.
	Jarbs.
	You want some Jarbs karma?
	I got some Jarbs.
	So that means I'll give you the Job's karma.
	Double dose of Jarbs equals Job's.
	I am making a career change from the railroad industry into cybersecurity.
	Would love any help I can get.
	I'd like to make one last request, a New Year's goat karma.
	Casey Wasey's fave for all the members of the No Agenda family.
	Thank you both.
	And all the producers for keeping No Agenda live and well.
	Lonesome of the Lone Star State, San Antonio, Texas.
	Thank you very much.
	And a reminder, NoAgendaCareers.com has helped some people.
	There have been inquiries.
	We don't promote it enough.
	NoAgendaCareers.com.
	And of course, No Agenda Social is a great place to hang out and meet other people where that might take place.
	Jobs!
	Joe, you've got karma.
	And then finally, from SirJD, also he did 333.22 for the previous episode, 1413.
	Happy New Year in the morning, gents.
	Here's hoping that 2022 goes better for all of us.
	Thank you for your courage and keep up the great work.
	I promise a meetup report soon for the December Silicon Valley meetup where several nights one dame and others met in a smoky back room of a private cigar lounge in San Jose.
	We even had one Insta Knight who donated during the meetup.
	Due to PayPal's problems on mobile, it looks like you missed the ceremony for the future Black Knight Sir Salmon.
	The note in emails also didn't get a text box on PayPal tonight.
	Black Knights, by the way, are determined by the fact that we screwed up, not the other side.
	So it's not going to be a Black Knight.
	But I'm pretty sure we did Sir Salmon, didn't we?
	Well, I remember a salmon.
	I remember Sir Salmon.
	Okay.
	But if you mean a black knighting, then no, that's incorrect.
	That's if we screw up, not if technology screws up.
	And if we screw up, we just blame it on technology.
	That's how it works.
	Thank you, executive producers and associate executive producers.
	You did it for episode 1414, a good number.
	I don't know if it was an angel number, but it's a good one.
	And these credits are completely valid, legal, anywhere credits are recognized.
	IMDB is one place.
	You can go on your LinkedIn profile.
	It does seem to help people.
	Maybe if you're looking at noagendacareers.com, tout that as some unique selling proposition for yourself.
	Whatever you do, make sure other people know about this fantastic opportunity to become an executive producer of a media property in 2022.
	Send them to this address.
	Thank you for kicking off 2022 just right with your time, talent, and treasure!
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	What? Order!
	Shut up, Slane!
	Shut up, Slane!
	Squirrel!
	We'll be right back.
	Kind of sounded nice, that drum in the middle of the ending jingle there.
	Oh, that was this sound.
	It was the drum, I got the drum, and then you put your thumb on it.
	It works.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I like it.
	I like it.
	A thud.
	It's a thud.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	January 6th, since today is as predicted.
	The anniversary!
	Anniversary!
	It's the anniversary!
	Oh, it's the anniversary!
	Anniversary!
	Anniversary!
	Good Thursday morning, everyone.
	We begin with the somber ceremonies planned today to mark one year since the attack on the U.S. Capitol.
	President Biden will address the nation just after 9 a.m.
	Eastern, and then at noon, a moment of silence will be held at the Capitol.
	The images of that dark day one year ago are ingrained in the memories of most Americans.
	But how history judges that day remains to be seen with investigations ongoing and Americans largely divided over who should be held accountable.
	Shameful what they're doing.
	Tina ran in here this morning at 8 o'clock.
	You won't believe what they're doing!
	Harris and Biden, oh my god, they're doing like a 9-11 memorial-style thing.
	That we're reading out the names of the dead, Ashley Babbitt.
	Great job, everybody.
	I...
	Man, oh man, this is...
	They're really just pushing.
	They're just going as hard as they can.
	They don't care.
	And I don't know if you have any clips, but I'd just like to give some framing from NBC. Yeah, I've got a couple clips.
	I only have two.
	Well, this may be...
	You know what?
	Yeah, I'll hold off on this.
	Give me what you got.
	If you got real backgrounders, that's better.
	Well, there's a couple.
	Here's the coup talk on Democracy Now!
	Because she likes to dramatize it.
	Oh, coup talk.
	Yes.
	Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro was interviewed on MSNBC Tuesday by Ari Melber.
	Navarro outlined his support last year for what he called the Green Bay Sweep, the plan to overturn the election results in six states.
	Yes.
	We had over a hundred congressmen and senators on Capitol Hill ready to implement the sweep.
	The sweep was simply that.
	We were going to challenge the results of the election in the six battleground states.
	They were Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Wisconsin, Nevada.
	Do you realize you are describing a coup?
	No.
	I totally reject many of your premises there.
	So this kind of starts it off, this takes us back a little bit.
	So by disputing the results of an election in six states, or even one state or 20 states.
	You're an insurrectionist, brother.
	You're describing a coup.
	So I guess Al Gore was one of the coup guys back in the year 2000.
	That was a follow-up clip to something that blew that up.
	So let's go with the coup, January 6th, trials, NPR. In the years since a mob of Trump supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol, the FBI has arrested more than 700 people for their alleged roles in the chaos and destruction that day.
	Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a speech today that the Justice Department is moving at, quote, record speed and scale to hold people responsible for the attack.
	And that work continues.
	Investigative correspondent Tom Dreisbach has been tracking all of these cases along with a team here at NPR. Tom joins us now.
	Hi, Tom.
	Hey.
	All right, so can you just give us a sense of where the criminal investigation stands at this point?
	Right.
	The FBI calls the Capitol riot an act of domestic terrorism, and it's the Bureau's most sweeping investigation in its history.
	As you said, they've arrested more than 700 people, and they continue to make arrests, it feels like, almost every day.
	The charges so far range from people who are accused of entering and walking around the Capitol but not committing violence, to more severe charges, people who allegedly used dangerous weapons to assault police.
	What kind of a charge is entering the Capitol and walking around?
	I think that could maybe be trespassing, but even that's iffy.
	Okay, you're charged with entering the Capitol and walking around.
	Oh, I'm sorry, I'm being guilty.
	Extremist, insurrectionist, violent...
	Mm-hmm.
	Almost every day.
	The charges so far range from people who are accused of entering and walking around the Capitol but not committing violence to more severe charges, people who allegedly used dangerous weapons to assault police or even conspired for weeks or months to plan the attack.
	Today in that speech from Attorney General Merrick Garland, he said something interesting about how investigations like this work.
	Essentially, he said they start with the low-hanging fruit.
	We build investigations by laying a foundation.
	We resolve more straightforward cases first because they provide the evidentiary foundation for more complex cases.
	Overt actors and the evidence they provide can lead us to others who may also have been involved.
	Garland said investigators are following the money.
	They're looking at involvement of people, quote, at any level, and whether they were actually there that day in Washington on January 6th or not.
	Oh, I can tell you the money.
	Bitcoin.
	Yeah, we're tracking the Bitcoin that funded these domestic violent extremists.
	Okay, that makes nothing but sense.
	This is an offbeat clip from Democracy Now!
	This is going to be interesting because it's so screwy.
	This is the Coup Hannity clip.
	The House Select Committee investigating the January 6th insurrection is asking Sean Hannity, the Fox News host and close confidant of Donald Trump, to voluntarily cooperate with its investigation.
	In a letter, the committee said it believed Hannity had, quote, advanced knowledge regarding President Trump's and his legal team's planning for January 6th, unquote.
	On Tuesday, the committee released a number of text messages sent by Hannity to White House officials before and after the insurrection.
	On January 5th, Hannity wrote to White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows saying he was, quote, very worried about the next 48 hours, unquote.
	Shortly after the news broke about Hannity's text messages, Donald Trump canceled a news conference he scheduled for Thursday on the first anniversary of the insurrection.
	That is a disingenuous lie.
	Go for it.
	The reason that Trump canceled it, he was going to give a speech today.
	Today's the 6th, I don't know.
	Yep.
	Anniversary!
	And he was going to give a speech today, and the Republican senior, all the people, the senior members of the party in the Senate specifically, and some Congress people, Told him not to do it for various reasons.
	Just don't do it.
	And so he's put the speech off.
	And he says, okay, if you think I shouldn't do it, but can I still give the speech?
	He said, yeah, give the speech, but give it one of the rallies.
	So the Saturday rally is going to give that same speech.
	It's got nothing to do with Hannity in this letter.
	All they want is they want to make everyone look guilty, bring in as many people as possible.
	You know, the lawfare group, That's the highly funded, Democratic donor funded group of lawyers who put together the whole Trump...
	No, they're the ones who keep signing.
	10,000 lawyers signed a document.
	Well, they actually created the whole strategy for impeachment, and they've done most of the legal stuff against Trump.
	They have a podcast.
	Now, I would never have even thought to listen to this.
	The Clip Custodian earned his chops today, and he clipped a minute of the strategy that is going to be used to convict these people, and it's not what you expect.
	I've been surprised because it's such a novel legal argument to see that prosecutors are relying quite a bit on a law that was passed actually in the wake of the Enron scandal as part of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act.
	For those of you keeping track, it's 18 U.S.C. 1512 C.2.
	So this is a law that prohibits corruptly obstructing an official proceeding.
	In the original context, it was contemplated mostly with regard to criminal proceedings.
	It was passed in response to Enron's burning of incriminating financial documents that could have been used in the criminal proceedings.
	But here prosecutors are arguing that it applies in connection with Congress's certification of the election as the relevant official proceeding.
	Several defendants have already challenged the statute on the grounds that it's unconstitutionally vague, and already there have been, though, two separate judges in the district court in D.C. who have rejected those arguments.
	So, so far, it does seem like that will be a useful charge.
	It carries a 20-year maximum prison term, so it can be a very useful tool for prosecutors.
	How about that old friend popping up, Sarbanes-Oxley?
	Unbelievable.
	And here's what she mentioned, U.S. Code 181512, tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant.
	Whoever kills or attempts to kill another person with intent to prevent the attendance or testimony in an official proceeding, prevent the production or record document in an official proceeding, prevent the communication by any person to a law enforcement, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Whoever uses physical force or threat of force against a person to influence, delay, or prevent testimony in an official proceeding, withhold testimony.
	I mean, hinder, delay, or prevent the communication.
	I mean, yeah, okay.
	That's what they're going to use.
	And, you know, by the law, it might work.
	Yeah, take it to the Supreme Court and they'll throw it out.
	It's stupid.
	I have one last clip.
	Um...
	Because, of course, whatever is going on, it's got to be really something you can twist and make political.
	So here we have Chuck Schumer, and the clip is voting.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, of course.
	On Capitol Hill, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer vowed Tuesday to proceed with a vote to change the filibuster rule to prevent Republicans from blocking new voting rights legislation.
	Schumer spoke on the floor of the Senate.
	There is no better way to heal the damage of January 6th.
	Than to act.
	So that our constitutional order is preserved for the future.
	If we do not act to protect our elections, the horrors of January 6th will risk becoming not the exception, but the norm.
	The stakes could not be higher.
	So we are going to move forward.
	How is...
	Did you hear...
	Yes, go ahead.
	Did you hear Amy's little...
	Yes, that was her?
	That little...
	Great.
	Oh, that was Amy?
	Here, I have a little sub-clip, and I boosted it a little bit.
	This is the voting and Schumer ISO Amy.
	But the norm.
	She may have been talking to the control room, but it's still funny.
	Great.
	Yeah, that's great.
	So how does that work?
	I mean, I understand basically the filibuster rules is for certain types of votes in the Senate, they have to have a majority of, was it 60 votes instead of the 51 votes?
	How do you, is the voting to remove the filibuster or change the rules, is that a straight up and down 50-50 vote?
	How does that work?
	No, no, no.
	That has to go through the 60.
	The same process?
	The same plus 10 or whatever?
	Yeah, yeah.
	How is that going to happen?
	I don't think it's going to get even past the 50 because Manchin's already said he's not going to vote for it.
	He thinks it's a bad idea because what happens when the other party gets in and they just run rampant over everything?
	And it's likely Republicans may have some kind of advantage in this election season.
	Jeez.
	Well, the problem is this is, and it's, you know, yeah, you hear, oh, it's McCarthyism.
	That's kind of like for years we talked about cultural Marxism and it was a big joke and that's fine until it happened.
	With wokeness.
	And it really happened in schools.
	And now we have this McCarthyism, which is trying to route out Americans in the 60s, 70s, 60s, 70s?
	It was Yurikami.
	No, it was the 50s, probably.
	When was the commie stuff?
	That was the House Un-American Activities era.
	That's where they were finding communists everywhere.
	And that was in the 50s, mostly.
	And it rolled over into the 60s and ended.
	But a lot of people got rousted.
	Yeah, a lot of them were communists.
	Well, I'm sure there's some insurrectionists as well, but what the mainstream media is doing, the M5M, is sick.
	They are making ordinary American citizens, not Hollywood stars like in the days of the Reds, They're making ordinary citizens who are concerned about their local community.
	They are naming them violent extremists, domestic extremists.
	NBC is far above and beyond, and they're so insane.
	They are now saying that these crazy right-wingers, they're now going to local politics.
	And that's unacceptable, dammit!
	And this week marks one year since a mob of Trump supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol.
	In the time since the January 6th riot, domestic extremists have shifted strategies.
	Brandi Zadrozny explains how in our series, State of Extremism.
	In our series, State of Extremism.
	January 6th, 2021.
	USA! Crowds marched to the U.S. Capitol building.
	Throngs of people grew into thousands.
	Denise Aguilar posted to social media that day, saying she was there.
	Aguilar later said she never breached the building nor participated in violence.
	And since then, she's taken her fight back home.
	It's all about local legislation, your local school districts, your city council, board of supervisors.
	So it kicked off as a national movement that now parents are realizing we need to start coming to the local government.
	Her shift is part of a broader trend, according to Jared Holt, who studies domestic extremism at the nonpartisan think tank, the Atlantic Council.
	Okay, first of all, I want this job?
	Domestic extremist analyst?
	What the hell?
	And this guy, he looks like he's 18.
	He's a very young kid.
	Her shift is part of a broader trend, according to Jared Holt, who studies domestic extremism at the nonpartisan think tank, the Atlantic Council.
	In a new report, Holt says that following backlash and hundreds of arrests connected to the attack on the Capitol, far-right activists have shifted their focus from national politics to local.
	A lot of the adaptations that we've seen came in the form of What are these extremists talking about at the local level?
	A lot of them are taking it upon themselves to re-engage in the broader conservative culture war.
	We are here to protect the children of our community.
	For Aguilar, who we met outside a local school board meeting in California, it's opposition to mandates.
	We figured out that going to the Capitol and working that particular piece doesn't do anything because these legislators have already met up their mind.
	She is the founder of a group called Mommalisha and says her activism is peaceful.
	Like many who share her goals, Aguilar uses alternative social media platforms like Telegram to organize and strategize.
	This is what they're doing at the school board meetings.
	Those go-local tactics are also being embraced by prominent white nationalists.
	This is the right approach.
	Going to the school board meetings, going out to protest.
	Groups like the Proud Boys responding, taking to the streets of towns in Long Island and North Carolina to protest public health measures.
	Extremist groups have always seen the culture war as a place that has enough anger and division already that it can be fruitful for them.
	It's very sad what they're doing here.
	So if you're...
	Pathetic.
	I should mention the Atlantic Council, they made a point of saying it's non-partisan.
	Bullshit.
	Well, who came out of the Atlantic Council?
	I just have the page up.
	Oh, who did?
	Susan Rice.
	Ah, non-partisan.
	She was actually there as an administrator just before she became an ambassador to the UN and now you can't get her out of the White House.
	Yeah.
	Richard Holbrook, Mary Ann Slaughter.
	Oh, these are great people.
	Mostly Democrat.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But to call people who are calling their school boards to account extremists, it's just wrong.
	It is wrong.
	Well, this is interesting.
	I don't have the clips.
	I could have put a whole presentation together, but I'll just summarize.
	Because the Fox people have picked up on this, and they're kind of bringing it up, and they're showing these clips.
	And most of them show up on MSNBC. These clips come from there.
	Kind of proof that this situation in Virginia where the governor was voted out because of his comments that parents should have nothing to do with their child's education.
	They should leave it to the experts to educate your children.
	So get out of these boardroom meetings.
	Yes, this is not your place.
	And he said it and then doubled down on it.
	Yeah.
	And now all these Democrat operatives are coming out of the woodwork saying, yeah, well, that's right.
	It's not why they lost that election.
	The reason they lost that election is because some of the lies.
	And they had all these reasons why they lost the election, but it was because of this education thing.
	And the Democrats are completely befuddled.
	It doesn't make sense to any of them.
	That the parents...
	Why do they want to say in the kids' education?
	They're not teachers.
	Only extremists want to do that.
	Yeah, they're extremists.
	That's the only thing they can be, because why else would they even be there?
	Why would you want that?
	Are you crazy?
	Why would you want that?
	Yeah, it's nuts!
	So they're doubling down on this, and they're all in on it.
	And every one of them, they're just completely blinded.
	They don't think it's possible that parents want to have some say in their child's education.
	That's why, by the way, cameras should be in school.
	Yeah, I'm kind of with you on that.
	Put them in.
	Put the cameras in.
	If it's good enough for the children, you can teach them some crazy stuff.
	Let the parents see what it is.
	They might learn something.
	Okay, I got one more clip, which I think is, this is almost an ask of another.
	Why is Facebook under such attack for every stupid thing that comes along?
	And listen to this clip.
	This is Facebook January 6th.
	A new investigation by the Washington Post and ProPublica has found Facebook played a key role in spreading false information about the 2020 election in the lead up to the January 6th insurrection.
	The news outlets report at least 650,000 messages were posted on Facebook attacking the legitimacy of Joe Biden's victory prior to the insurrection, with many calling for political violence, including executions.
	Why?
	Oh, because the political class wants to control Facebook.
	And in fact, I believe behind the scenes, Zuckerberg is trying to negotiate a beautiful exit for himself so the Starfleet command that the politicians want, Democrats and Republicans, can move in and control Facebook the way they want to.
	I think that's what's going on.
	Facebook has it all.
	You said it yourself.
	They take away money from the news media.
	All the money.
	They take away way too much money for their case.
	And, you know, like the classifieds, the local ads, it all went to Facebook.
	So everybody hates Facebook.
	And then, hey, while we're pinning this on Republicans, let's just add Facebook to the mix.
	They're not going to go away, but then we can control them with regulations.
	Isn't that exactly what they want?
	And Facebook wants it too.
	They want the regulation.
	It has to be a nuisance at this point.
	Except they're making so much money.
	Who gives a shit?
	Yeah, when you're making that kind of dough.
	Okay.
	Crying.
	Jamie Raskin hates me.
	So what?
	The Pope had an interesting little communique.
	He spoke at the Vatican and had a message for the people of the world.
	And a very surprising one at that.
	Which goes counter to every narrative that we have discussed on this show, and it upset me deeply.
	Luckily, I was able to obtain a 37th clip of the Holy Father with translation, voiceover.
	The other day, I spoke about the demographic winter affecting our world today.
	Maybe some people don't wish to have children, or maybe just one or two.
	And many couples don't have children, perhaps, because they do not wish to, or they only have one and not more.
	But they might have two domestic animals, two dogs or cats, which is quite a contrast.
	This giving up on being a mother or a father can take some of our humanity away from us.
	I don't know.
	Dogs are people, too.
	There it is.
	From the Holy Father himself.
	Dogs are not people.
	Counter to the narrative.
	Wow.
	It's not often that you and I agree with the Pope on something so fundamental.
	That people need to have children and stop putting dogs in baby carriages.
	Yeah.
	I thought that was pretty interesting.
	There's a...
	There's a...
	A concerted...
	There's like an interagency thing at play here, which we haven't discussed, but I think this short clip will give us 18 seconds and give us enough to talk about.
	Verizon and AT&T have agreed to delay the rollout of their 5G wireless service, which was set for tomorrow.
	The companies initially rejected a government request to hold off on deploying the technology over concerns that it could interfere with the electronics on planes.
	Now the companies say they'll wait two more weeks to resolve any safety concerns.
	Have you followed this at all?
	Yeah, in fact, we talked about it about two or three shows ago.
	You never listen to me.
	Yeah, but that's on purpose.
	Yes, this is a big stink, and it's like there's all kinds of people.
	You know what it reminds me of?
	It reminds me of the big stink.
	You'll actually remember this.
	The big stink some years ago about home power line internet.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Which I use.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You did reviews of it even.
	Yeah, sure.
	I like it.
	It works great and it's faster than Wi-Fi and it's cleaner and it doesn't have all these issues.
	And you don't get tinnitus in the house from having too much Wi-Fi.
	And in the early days, it was, oh my god, the ham radios, it's going to destroy ham amateur radio because it's going to get out on the power lines and the ham can't do anything.
	Remember that?
	Well, yeah, there's something there.
	It does create a lot of RF noise, for sure.
	But not to the degree we were promised.
	No, not quite.
	Not at all, no.
	I have one of those in the house.
	It works fine.
	Oh, did you get your Bitcoin miner?
	Oh, I got it, but I haven't looked at it.
	Oh, yeah.
	I can't wait.
	I'm hooking it up Saturday.
	I'm so excited.
	Okay.
	Mining the coin here at home.
	Well, it'll take you about two to five years.
	Yeah, that's not how it works, but okay.
	No.
	Is there some faster way of doing it?
	No.
	It goes through mining pools, and at current rates in Texas, current rates, it'll cost about $2 in electricity per day to run the BitMiner, and I should mine $4 of Bitcoin.
	For every $2 of electricity?
	Yeah.
	Currently, current prices.
	So anyway, this 5G thing, at least those guys aren't using the same frequencies as T-Mobile.
	I mean, there are a variety of frequencies, including the very dangerous ones, which they can use, and I think they will in some areas, that unfortunately require a transmitter every 100 feet.
	So here's the thing that's just wacky about this.
	Is the only reason I can see maybe the FAA or the airlines really, but the FAA saying, you know, we need time, we can't do this, is because they have shitty equipment.
	They never required good filtering receivers to...
	Because this system, it's really for the last, if you have below 300 feet, there's no visibility, the aircraft can do auto-landing, and it uses a piece of the same frequency band as 5G, but it's separated by 400 megahertz, and that's completely filterable, is being done in Europe.
	So someone's looking for a big handout, and I think, I expect the airlines...
	Yes, because it probably is going to cost them money.
	They're going to pull out some old gear and put some new gear.
	And the old gear was never built with that in mind.
	They didn't put the frequency thing in because you had two bidders trying to put these radios in.
	And one could sell something for $800 and it was just a piece of junk.
	And the other one had, well, we got all these filters.
	What's the cost?
	It costs like $1,500.
	We'll buy the $800 one.
	Thank you.
	We don't need those filters.
	By the way, try $60,000.
	Yeah.
	That's what it costs to install them, get them certified.
	It's a real pain in the ass when you change something.
	But this has been known for years.
	I'm talking about the original equipment.
	Yeah, I got you.
	And yeah, you're probably right.
	It's going to be ridiculously overpriced.
	I know what it is.
	I think it throws some filters in.
	So...
	Yeah.
	I think they're just going for money, these a-holes.
	More money we can print up.
	More of that.
	Just on the 5G, there's a patent that Pfizer filed.
	Now, it's a patent application.
	Usually this is full with crazy shit, so I'm just going to read it to you.
	It's not in existence.
	It may never happen.
	But it was approved, this patent, on August 31st, 2021.
	And it is the very first patent that shows up in a list of over 18,000 for purpose of remote contact tracing of vaccinated humans.
	Prost.
	And this will be done through the Internet of Things.
	A frequency of 2.4 gigahertz or higher from cell towers and satellites can directly activate graphene oxide held in the fatty tissues of all persons who've had the vaccination.
	I deem that to be true.
	2.4 gigahertz.
	That's in 5G territory.
	Okay.
	I love these patents.
	I have to take a look at that.
	Unless I see it, I'm not buying it.
	Oh, well, I have a link to the patent application.
	No, it's in the show notes.
	I'll check it out.
	Yeah.
	But again, there's the graphene.
	We've been hearing this shit for so long.
	There's something fishy going on.
	I think we all agree.
	That there's something fishy going on?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	I have one more clip in the, I guess we could call this an OTG light type segment.
	This is one of these things where I'm like, hilarious, I love it when technology works against people.
	This is one of the best things.
	Sorry for people who got duped in Austin, but hey, I don't live there anymore.
	QR code stickers discovered on nearly 30 Austin Porking pay stations this weekend.
	They place those stickers on the pay station in a location that appear to be legitimate.
	Illegitimate because Austin Parking doesn't use QR codes, taking payment only through an app, coins, and cart.
	We've talked to industry professionals who have warned us about using QR codes, and that's why we do not utilize QR codes on our infrastructure.
	At all.
	Jason Redfern of the Austin Transportation Department says the stickers were part of a scam directing users to this fraudulent website.
	It pretends that it's something that it's not and asks you for financial information so that you can, in this instance, purchase a parking session.
	Redfern says the city of Austin was notified of a QR code scam by the city of San Antonio in late December, putting Austin City staff on alert.
	I love this.
	I'm in awe of the idea and I'll tell you why after you're done.
	Go for it.
	Well, first of all, the way these scammers had to operate before, as you remember, just to get any kind of data, they had to put these pre-scanners, these devices on top of a thing where you stick your credit card in.
	This happened to me once in Los Angeles.
	I got my card.
	Oh, yeah, they had a false front on it.
	Yeah, and it was like, okay, they got all my money, but it was just some guy and he ended up buying a bunch of tennis shoes and tacos.
	And pretty much...
	It was true, because I saw the charges.
	Yeah, a tank of gas and some sinkers.
	But the idea of putting a cue, because they do this in Berkeley, they have, and in San Francisco, pay by phone on these smart meters.
	I mean, these meters cost a fortune, and they don't even work half the time, but, well, they work most of the time, but they...
	But anyway, they got a number.
	You can call it or you can scan something and you can pay by phone.
	I just think they just held with it.
	Put your own sticker on there, pay by phone, and then it goes to some site and then it just gets your credit card number.
	Perfect way to do it.
	And then tells you how much time you have on the meter.
	Yeah.
	That you put the meter number down.
	They got all your information.
	They made the charge and the meter never gets updated.
	It's terrific because it's so simple.
	It's just a stupid sticker.
	I mean, it's just a dynamite idea.
	I appreciate criminals at this level.
	So let's take this to its logical conclusion.
	What if we had a sheet of stickers that we could distribute to people that had a QR code on it that you might put over other things that have QR codes, like those damn scooters.
	Anything that has a QR code, stick a QR code on it and guess where it goes.
	Hello, no agenda show.
	Come on, man.
	Come on.
	You don't make more people angry.
	I've got my little scooter and I'm going to pay for the scooter and I get the no agenda.
	Oh, okay.
	I got a better idea.
	You scan it, you scan the bogus QR code, it takes you right to Scott Adams.
	I'm going to show my school by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who can do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Now, there used to be an old trick during the political days where you'd take bumper stickers of the opponent and stick them on people's windshields.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, that's horrible.
	So it's the same kind of thing.
	So you'd have the sticker going to, like, whoever's running against, you know, Ron DeSantis.
	In other words, it would be Hillary.
	That's a horrible thing to do.
	It is.
	Oh man.
	We have a few people to thank for show 1414, starting with Sir Paul of the Command Line, $162.20.
	That's followed by Joseph Simons, $162.20, and John Knowles in Murfreesboro, one of the Murfreesboro gang, $162.20.
	What is this number?
	It's 162.
	Oh, this is something I offered.
	It was an offering.
	This is the whole extent of the...
	This is good work, John.
	What did we do?
	The whole three...
	I forgot what the offer was.
	Oh, anyway, onward.
	Obviously, it was such a dud, I can't even remember it.
	Yancy Summer, $141.40.
	Michael Buren in...
	Michael Buren in Vissingen.
	Michael Buren in Vissingen.
	Same thing.
	$123.45.
	M. Andrew Jones, $111.
	John Robinet, Sir Robinet, $100.
	Neil Bottomley in Barnsley, South Yorkshire, UK, $8008.
	Paul Branham in Greeley, Colorado.
	8008.
	Hold on a second.
	This is the same Paul Branham who donated for his knighthood and we don't have a note from him.
	So he's also an executive producer.
	We've got a note on this.
	Please add Jack Marvel to the birthday list for 221.
	Boobs.
	B-E-W-S. Well, should we knight him then?
	Because we only know it's Sir, so I don't...
	Should we wait?
	Should we hold off on knighting him?
	No, let's put him on the knight.
	This is Sir Branagh.
	Okay, good.
	You got it.
	You got it.
	You can change it later.
	It's not that hard.
	Oh, who's this?
	Oh, my goodness.
	Boobs.
	Holy moly.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Duke of Luna, lover of America, and boobs.
	There you go.
	He's back.
	Yeah, he's back, but he wrote a note.
	Boobs, he says.
	Donation.
	Sir Duke of Luna, big, little, lopsided boobs.
	They all need to be loved.
	Yes, true.
	He loves all boobs.
	And America.
	Yeah, which is good.
	Wayne Cartini in Torrington, Connecticut, 7421.
	Sir Jamo of North Central Idaho in Lewiston, 6933.
	Matthew...
	Matthew Renz, R-E-N-Z? I thought it was Benz.
	It must be a different guy.
	In Waterton, Minnesota, 66-66.
	Skyler Visconti in Bakersfield, 6-0-0-6.
	And he says, little boobs, Karma.
	Along with, uh-oh, holy moly, Sir Kevin McLaughlin's back.
	6-0-0-6.
	And he writes, small boob donation.
	God bless America!
	Oh man, yes.
	Sir Not Jake, Chris Bailey, I'm sorry, Sir Not Jake at 5678 and Chris Bailey at 5556 and Sir Nicholas at 5555.
	Then we got Sir Patrick Coble, our buddy, the Murfreesboro guy.
	Ah, yes.
	Yes.
	5510.
	Important.
	Meet-up call-out.
	The Valentine's Day skating meet-up of love is happening in Nashville February 14th this year at the local skating rink from 6 to 8 p.m.
	Bring your loved ones.
	Skate around the night.
	The Curry and the Keeper will be there.
	Finally.
	You're going to go to Nashville to skate?
	We're going to do a Nashville meet-up on Valentine's Day.
	I will be skating.
	The Keeper will not.
	She looks more like the skater than you do.
	Yep.
	Wrong.
	I am a skater, man.
	I grew up on the canals of the Netherlands.
	Yeah, I am.
	I'm sure you skated up and down the canals like they do.
	So that's going to be fun.
	It's going to be a big hit-up.
	It'll be great.
	Somebody needs to take some videos of this.
	I want to see them do a spin.
	Brian Furley, 5510.
	Sir Tom Darry in DeForest, Wisconsin, 5510.
	Michael Gates, 5280.
	Susan Klaykamp, 5021.
	James Sheremetta, Napanoak, New York, 50.
	Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal, Louisiana, 50.
	These are all 50s.
	I could go back to something about 111.
	Somebody...
	Oh, Sir M. Andrew Jones, by the way.
	He sent a A Christmas card in at $111.
	I want to go back to that.
	It's a nice card, actually.
	He says, making it rain hopes you'll call Raven to the stage.
	That's not happening.
	She's dead.
	No, she burned.
	She got incinerated.
	It was a ricochet.
	It was a.45.
	Early retirement for Raven.
	Yes.
	Yeah, but now she owns a restaurant in the area and she's doing quite well for herself.
	What is she serving these days?
	Is she still serving escargot?
	I don't know, to be honest.
	I haven't seen the menu.
	But it's funny you mention that because I just ordered some escargot.
	James Sharametta.
	These are all $50 donors, name and location.
	James Sharametta and Napanak Verretta Loretta.
	Verretta.
	Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal.
	David Beach in San Antonio.
	Anna Drake in Whitestown, Indiana.
	Nathan Gray in Sebring, Florida.
	Laura Rankin, who's got a birthday, and she's right there in Austin, Texas.
	That's for her husband, M, who just celebrated his 33rd birthday on January 3rd.
	He introduced her to the show.
	Another 33rd birthday during the show.
	It's weird.
	Sir Matthew Januszewski in Chicago.
	Dan Scalise in Vernon, Connecticut.
	Chisholm Cook in Bolverde.
	Bolverde.
	Bolverde, Texas.
	Villarreal.
	Villarreal.
	Parts in Texas somewhere, I believe.
	Troy Watson, Brian Watson, and Troy Watson, both runs in Raleigh.
	And Aichi Kitagawa, our friend in San Francisco.
	I haven't seen him at a meet-up, but he needs to go.
	He keeps donating once a month $50 from San Francisco.
	And he's got a name I like to pronounce, Aichi.
	I want to thank all these people for...
	contributing to show 1414 and making it possible.
	Thank you very much.
	Yes, and thanks to all the producers who came in under $50.
	You may be doing that for anonymity because we just don't read anything from that part of the spreadsheet.
	But also we have the sustaining donations, which you can find more about at dvorak.org slash NA. And thank you again to our executive and associate executive producers.
	And I just got word about Raven.
	It turns out Raven is now a man.
	So things have changed in Club 33.
	Really?
	That's funny.
	I'll tell you why it's funny, because she talked about this once.
	I thought she was just joking.
	I mean, she was a knockout.
	There's no reason for it.
	I don't know.
	What are you going to do?
	Dvorak.org slash N-A. It's L-A. Yeah, it is.
	Well, we just heard Laura Rankin say happy birthday to her husband, M. Rankin, as we said, 33 on January 3rd.
	Happy birthday, Sir Charles at the coin-operated laundromat.
	Happy birthday to Dame Courtney, who celebrated yesterday.
	And Kyle R., not Rittenhouse, who celebrated on the 2nd.
	Tony from Brisbane is celebrating today as his baronet, Sir Psychopath.
	He turns 40 years old today.
	Paul Branham, happy birthday to Jack Marvel.
	He celebrates on February 21st ahead of the game, but never too early.
	Jesse Noble turns 33.
	And we welcome brand new human resource to give donation to Elizabeth Sterling.
	Happy birthday for everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
	And then we have that one nighting.
	So we have the one nighting blade.
	It's for our buddy Paul here.
	So do you have...
	Yeah, I got it.
	There you go.
	That's good.
	Paul brought up.
	You're going to have to let us know if you want your night name changed.
	But we appreciate the support today.
	Two times on the list.
	And that's why I'm very proud to bring you up here on the podium to join the other knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	You know how it works.
	You donate in the amount of $1,000 or more.
	You get the title, the ring, the ceiling wax, and the official certificate of authenticity.
	And I'm very proud to pronounce the KV as Sir Paul Branham Knight.
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	No agenda meetups.
	It's back on holiday.
	Only one reports, but things are picking up again for the no agenda meetups after the holiday season.
	The Walnut Creek Meetup.
	That's in California at a surprising guest appearance.
	Alright, here's Justin Cain for something awkward.
	Stay safe, John.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	Hey, in the morning!
	A dude named Ben Dot Animas.
	In the morning.
	This is Chris from Healdsburg.
	In the morning.
	Dame Damey from Healdsburg.
	In the morning.
	I blame the terrible traffic on Biden.
	This is Sophie from San Jose, California.
	In the morning.
	This is Heather from San Francisco.
	Long-time boner, first-time donor.
	This is James from Clayton, not long for the douchebaggery.
	The only two doses I'm going to get are the two doses I get every week from No Agenda.
	In the morning.
	Sir Peperazzi, in la mañana.
	First meet-up in Walnut Creek, FEMA Region 9.
	Sir Jeffrey here.
	Thank you for your courage, everyone, for coming out.
	Chemtrails, Baron of SF. In the morning.
	My name's Brian, and I'm a douchebag.
	And this is Cam6TMZ, Dave in Walnut Creek.
	Thank you for having us in the morning!
	I didn't know you went to the meetup.
	This was like a year ago.
	You're playing an old tape.
	Well, they just sent it to me.
	Wow, this takes a long time to produce one of these things.
	Who knew?
	They sent it to me.
	Maybe they edited that in.
	Dave, I think it was the Dave or one of the other Cam's.
	Well, that's unacceptable.
	They sent me the big long antenna for my rig.
	Oh, have you hooked it up?
	Oh yeah, of course.
	It's next to the Bitcoin miner.
	I know.
	Here's what's on the calendar for your No Agenda meetups on Saturday.
	Local 251 International Brotherhood of Mouth Hitters at 3 o'clock.
	That will be in Mobile, Alabama at the Aroy Thai Cuisine.
	I've got to get Dave Jones over there.
	Also on Saturday, Second Saturday, Space X Fan Club Monthly Meetup, 3.33 p.m.
	at the Cheesecake Factory in West Palm Beach, Florida.
	On Sunday the 9th, Smokin' Hot Citizens Meetup.
	That's Celebration Park, Naples, Florida.
	Oh, I'll bet there'd be some Smokin' Hot Citizens at Celebration.
	I need a meet-up report of that.
	The Spot, the Spook meet-up, also on Sunday the 9th at Dudley Sport and Ale, of course, in Sherlington, Virginia, near the headquarters.
	Now, I know a Jenna Gitmo Nation lowlands, Central New Year's Eve, dive into the Wild Boar Mountains.
	This is 3 o'clock Amsterdam time.
	You need to contact the organizer for details.
	Those guys are great in the lowlands.
	They do some fantastic organized meet-ups with lots of fun activities and crazy stuff.
	They are truly a shining example.
	January 12th, Wednesday, South Louisiana.
	Their meetup starts at 6.30pm on the Half Shell Oyster Bar in Prairieville, Louisiana.
	And the final one for today's list next Thursday, January 13th, the Spooks vs.
	Spooks meetup.
	And that will be at Lucette Brewery in Menominee, Wisconsin.
	Christopher Pagels is your man there.
	These are the no agenda meetups just for the next week and a half, but there's a whole slew of them for the rest of the month moving into February.
	This is what you need to do to stay out of any type of psychological or hypnotic state.
	Meet other people.
	Go out there.
	Go to a meetup.
	Bring your family if you can.
	Maybe, maybe, maybe the ones that are a little hesitant will start to lighten up.
	Did you catch the one?
	I thought it was Roger Roundy had something he was complaining that wasn't getting listed and Mimi said she was going to do it.
	Arlington meetup, was that listed on there?
	Sherlington?
	Sherlington, Virginia?
	What's the name of it?
	It's the Spot the Spook meetup.
	Oh yeah, that's it.
	There's also something else which I did want to bring attention to because it's today between 7 and 8 p.m.
	I think it's Eastern Time.
	It's the Dharma meetup.
	I put it in the show notes in the meetups there for some kind of...
	The Buddhists amongst our No Agenda Nation are doing a video call.
	Not exactly a meetup, but maybe something that works for you.
	Interesting.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	You can find something there for you, probably near you.
	If it's not, that means it's your responsibility to start one and have that potty.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me.
	Triggered or held to blame.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	Um...
	I do not believe I have a single...
	Oh, no.
	I don't think I have a single ISO. Crap-a-robie.
	It's no good.
	Well, I've got three.
	Okay.
	Something will do.
	I've got Isobark.
	Okay.
	Isobark.
	Bark, bark, bark.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I like that one, yeah.
	Bullseye.
	Bullseye.
	Okay.
	And follow end.
	Follow this to the end.
	Well, bullseye is the best dynamics I could boost.
	Bark, bark, bark.
	I kind of like bark, bark, bark.
	Well, Bark Bark Bark does have a...
	It does refer to the show because we're yakking and yakking.
	And so it could be good.
	It sounds like a cynical end of the show.
	Bark Bark Bark.
	Well, that fits us, doesn't it?
	Let me check it.
	Bark Bark Bark.
	Yeah.
	It'll do well.
	It'll do well at the end.
	Okay, I got a couple of screwball things I want to get out of here.
	Okay.
	Tell me, you know, so NPR, I suppose, has all these policies about diversity.
	You suppose?
	But I don't know about the idea of having diverse voices.
	Somebody said, well, there used to be a lot of diverse voices.
	I don't think they mean announcers.
	No, no, that would mean the people who are on, the opinions, that's what I think.
	Yeah, they'd be a diverse voice, but I think somebody took it seriously and they have diverse voices.
	Okay, can't wait.
	Where is this?
	Well, you tell me.
	I mean, you tell me if my analysis is flawed, but tell me this is not just somebody they hired as a diversity hire.
	This is NPR announcer.
	This is the Indicator from Planet Money.
	I'm Darren Woods, and I'm here with NPR business correspondent Alina Salyuk.
	Hey, Alina.
	Hello, hello.
	You're here to take us on the world's most industrial adventure ride, I hear.
	Oh, no.
	No.
	This is just the B team they bring in, give someone the inkling they got a shot at the real desk during the holidays.
	He can't pronounce R's.
	No, but it sounds like it's from down under.
	I don't think so.
	This is the indicator from Planet Money.
	I'm Darian Woods, and I'm here with NPR business correspondent Alina Salyuk.
	Hey, Alina.
	Well, it's not an American.
	Hello, hello.
	Nor is she.
	You're here to take us on the world's most industrial adventure ride, I hear.
	They're from the Queen's country.
	Oh.
	Okay, well, that was...
	I got another quickie out of the way.
	Yeah.
	This is actually a good story.
	It could have been early in the show.
	Listen to this story about now all of a sudden, you know, we have the...
	Well, if you've got a movie and you guys are gay, he's a gay character, you have to have a gay actor.
	Of course.
	Even though gay...
	I mean, acting is acting.
	You're either going to act whatever you want to be.
	No, no, no.
	You can't.
	If he's gay...
	It's the glee rule.
	We all know.
	It's the glee rule.
	And so, of course, then it says, well, he's straight.
	You can't have any gay actors, which wipes out half of the acting community.
	Now, this is interesting.
	This takes it to a new extreme.
	This is called translation controversy.
	Listen to this just insanity.
	A new book by poet Amanda Gorman speaks of the quest for justice and equality.
	Those values sparked a controversy in Europe over whether her translators should be diverse.
	It all started in the Netherlands.
	Gorman's Dutch translator, a white non-binary writer, quit last year after critics said the job should have gone to a black writer.
	Then the Catalan translator, a white man, was dropped.
	European translators said they were getting dragged into American identity politics.
	But in Hungary, Bodish, who runs a non-profit for Roma Education, saw an opportunity.
	So now...
	If you're a gay writer, and there's plenty, and you want to have your book translated in France...
	You've got to have a Frenchman, the right guy doing it, or gal.
	You have to have a gay French guy doing...
	I mean, this makes no sense.
	It makes total sense.
	How can you translate the sensitivity of gay into French if you don't have the French gay?
	Uh-huh.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Did you say that you can't have a gay actor play a straight actor now?
	Because that would be the logical conclusion.
	Is that true?
	No, nobody's going with that, but it's the logical thing.
	At some point, somebody's going to have to clamp it down.
	You're going to have to stick up and say that.
	Hey, this guy's gay.
	He's no good for this role.
	And the character is straight.
	Get him out of here.
	Rock Hudson's career would be over.
	I have one dumb clip, 25 seconds.
	Next, if you worship the ground celebrities walk on, you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
	Uh-oh, a new study finds people who are obsessed with stars tend to be less intelligent.
	Researchers in Hungary claim super fans of the rich and famous actually do worse on cognitive tests than people who ignore celebrities.
	No word if celebrity worshipping is the cause or the result of that poor cognitive performance.
	I think my IQ score just went up.
	Probably went down.
	Yeah, I love these types of stories.
	These stories are the best.
	The mainstream reads it.
	Hey, you!
	You're watching me?
	You're an idiot!
	Might as well just say that.
	If you're watching me right now, you're watching M5M. You're an idiot!
	Yeah, cool.
	I left a lot on the table here today.
	Just a tease for the Sunday show.
	Europe is now classifying natural gas as a green investment and nuclear as a green investment.
	Man, is this to screw Germany?
	I mean, Germany just shut down the last nuclear plants.
	They've shut down a lot of their gas-fired plants.
	And now the EU says this is the new way forward for the green?
	I think it would have been better, if you wanted to screw Germany, to wait for them to start to tear down the nukes.
	They can start them back up.
	It may cost money, but they can do it.
	So this is the scam.
	They've just uncloaked themselves.
	Under the guise of temporary, you know, to help with the wind and solar as we get that built up.
	No wonder all the elites are investing in nuclear.
	No wonder!
	Yeah.
	It's a beautiful setup.
	Ah, it's a beautiful setup.
	I love those guys.
	Rod Adams is right.
	Sir Rod Adams, he always said it.
	The backyard nukes, they're coming.
	They're coming.
	I want one.
	I'm kidding.
	I could sell electricity to all my neighbors.
	End of show mixes today.
	Decided, since we didn't have anything sent in, we're going to do the two very first COVID-related, when we still are calling it the flu, the Wuhan flu, the two first mixes from Dustin Jones and Phantomville.
	Noagendastream.com, where you can troll along on trollroom.io.
	Coming up next, we have the DH Unplugged Best of 2021 Part 1.
	So you get a double dose of Dvorak today.
	Coming to you from the heart of Texas Hill Country, FEMA Region No.
	6.
	Yes, it matters.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where it's going to rain.
	That's what I say.
	It's going to rain someday.
	Soon.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Sunday.
	With another round of deconstruction for you, please join us and remember us at dvorak.org slash na.
	Until then, adios mofos!
	And such.
	Just buy those face masks off the shelf.
	I bought two boxes of them for myself.
	Didn't help me much, but now I'm totally screwed.
	Oh no, I got the Wuhan flu.
	I got myself a game of Wuhan flu.
	I don't know what I am supposed to do.
	Didn't know I had it when I gave it to you.
	Now we all got the Wuhan flu.
	Nobody knows what's going on in Wuhan, Wuhan, Wuhan.
	Nobody knows what's going on with the Wuhan flu.
	Have you got the flu?
	Have I got it too?
	Nobody knows what's going on with the Wuhan flu.
	You took the basic mask off and now you got a cough.
	Nobody knows what's going on with the Wuhan flu.
	Somebody let the bugs go free, Wuhan, Wuhan.
	Somebody let the bugs go free, and now they got the flu.
	Close their doors and don't go out, Wuhan, Wuhan.
	Close their doors and don't go out, and did you get the flu?
	Did you get the flu?
	Did I get it too?
	Nobody knows what's going on with the Wuhan flu.
	Nobody knows what's going on with the Wuhan flu.
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