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1412: Oil Ball Panic
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Oh, we work on Crispus.
We work on New Year's.
Adam Couric.
John C. Devorak.
It's Thursday, December 30th, 2021.
This is your award-winning Gilmore Nation Media Assassination, Episode 1412.
This is No Agenda.
Hosting for Brain Fog and broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley where, of course, they've canceled all the fireworks.
Typical.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackball and Buzzkill in the morning.
Well, that's where super spreader events take place, my friend.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year to you.
And boots on the ground, ships at sea.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yeah, it's going to be one of those.
Everything's canceled.
Luckily, I got to see the fireworks, probably a better display than they put on anyway, when Metallica, two nights in a row, had their 40th anniversary, and they put on a fireworks display that was astonishing.
And it had at least two or three shells that I've never seen before, including a very, very...
I don't know how much this thing cost, but it blew up as a big, giant globe.
And then...
Then the colors washed over it two or three times.
It was just the strangest thing I've ever seen.
I don't know what it was.
Well, Metallica has a lot of experience with pyrotechnics.
Just ask James Hetfield.
Do you remember what happened to him?
Yeah, vaguely.
Yeah, something blew up on stage.
Yeah, he burned his arm.
It was really bad.
But this was outside and in the air.
I'm pretty sure here in Hill Country, festivities are still on.
Oh yeah, I'm sure they are.
It's quite interesting.
Common colds running rampant.
It's quite interesting.
Willow and her husband, Alessandro, both caught the coup.
They're vaxxed.
They're double vaxxed.
In the local San Francisco Fire Department, 60% have caught the Omicron.
98% vaccinated.
I know.
Does anybody want to make a note of this?
Maybe just in general?
Well, they're not working.
And I actually, I have something that I think we should discuss right off the top of the show.
I've got information, man.
New shit has come to light.
New shit.
New shit has come to light.
I've been waiting to understand what was going on here.
I think it was last show or the show before.
I was trying to figure out, there's something about the liability with the vaccines, which is...
Yes, we've been going back and forth on email on this.
So here's...
I have a clip by a guy who would know, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., since he's in the business of suing pharmaceutical companies.
Kind of his job.
It's kind of what he does.
Here's the mistake that I've been making for 14 years.
I was always under the understanding...
That vaccine manufacturers have complete immunity of liability for anything they put on the market under the heading biologics.
That's what we've been going on for a long time.
Turns out, that's not entirely true.
You get the immunity from liability once it has been approved for kids.
And then it doesn't matter if you're 80, if something happens after you take a vaccine, the liability carries over to all age groups.
And this is very sinister, the way Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
explains it.
Well, they have to give it to kids because here's why.
They cannot market this vaccine without having immunity shielded.
I mean, I sue pharmaceutical companies for a living, and I have enough criminal activity that I know about Pfizer at this point and Moderna, that if they went ahead and marketed a vaccine where they end up killing people or injuring them, and I can sue them, they'd be through.
So they're never going to market a vaccine, allow people access to a vaccine, an approved vaccine, Without getting liability protection.
The emergency use authorization vaccines have liability protection under the PREP Act and the CARES Act.
So as long as you take an emergency use, you can't sue them.
Once they get approved, now you can sue them.
Unless...
They can get it recommended for children.
What?
Because all vaccines that are officially recommended for children get liability protection, even if an adult gets that vaccine.
That's why they're going after kids.
They know this is going to kill and injure a huge number of children, but they need to do it for the liability protection.
And here's how they know that it's going to injure kids.
All right, let's just stop there for a second.
Hello!
Kennedy Jr., no general aviation, no hot tub, stay indoors, lock the doors, roll up the shades, throw down the shades.
That's pretty damning that they are only going after a recommendation on the children's schedule for 5 to 11 in order to get that full liability shield.
And now we understand why that whole approval process was confusing.
And that's why, and obviously it's also why we can't get a community shot.
Yes, because the minute they do that without it being on the schedule, then Kennedy Jr.
goes and sues them.
But he's planning on it anyway, and so he has quite a damning accusation in the second clip here, where he says, they know, they know that it damages children.
Yeah.
During the Pfizer study, they only tested it on 1,300 children.
And one of those we now know was a girl called Maddie Gary.
And we only know about this because she and her family came forward and told us what happened.
Maddie Gary got the vaccine.
She immediately went into seizures.
She is now in a wheelchair for life, and she needs a feeding tube to eat.
So, Pfizer, you know, because Pfizer only tests on 1,300 kids, it is stuck with the extrapolation.
One out of every 1,300 kids is going to be injured like that.
An injury worse than death.
Pfizer did not report her injury.
Instead, it said she had a stomachache.
So that's what they reported to the FDA. They lied.
Ooh, it's coming!
Slowly the information comes out.
If you knew this, 1 in 1,300, I wouldn't...
You'd never let your kid go if the number was 1 in 1,300 wind up like that poor girl.
It's too high.
Yeah, of course.
It says you could, you know, have a better chance of winning the lottery.
So, did you see...
Everybody, I think, saw Kennedy on the Jimmy Dore show.
No, I didn't see him on the Jimmy Dore show.
Ah.
Do you have a clue?
Well...
No, I don't know.
No, because I thought everyone saw it.
But it's the same stuff that he's talking about.
He's just laying it on thicker.
And I do have a clip from that, though, because Dora rolled out at least part of his...
He's got a supercut that I guess they've been putting together of Pfizer mentions on television.
Wait, didn't we already do that?
He even kind of cuts it off.
I think he says it could have gone on for another 10 minutes.
Wait, didn't we already play this months and months and months ago?
I'd like to find it because it's hilarious.
It's brought to you by Pfizer.
Yeah, it's brought to you.
But do you have the bigger one?
Do you have one longer than this one?
Let me see.
Brought to you...
it will be under Pfizer marketing.
I don't know.
We'll play it and then I'll see if I can...
But anyway, before we play that...
This clip, of course, was on...
It was just taking off everything.
You have to go to...
You have to look it up literally by putting in Jimmy Dore, RFK Jr., BitChute.
I found it.
I found it.
It's only on BitChute, but you go to BitChute, you can find it's a very good interview, but everyone's...
The other side is just slamming him.
They just can't put up with Kennedy.
I have the full clip, the supercut.
Oh, good.
Should I play that?
Yeah.
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I have another supercut, if we're doing supercuts.
Yeah, sure.
This is about the efficacy of the vaccine, a cornucopia of friends we've all come to know and love in the past 24 months.
During 2021, we should be able to manufacture a lot of vaccines, and that vaccine, a key goal is to stop the transmission, to get the immunity levels up so that you get almost no infection going on whatsoever.
Everyone who takes the vaccine is not just protecting themselves, but reducing their transmission to other people and allowing society to get back to normal.
We can kind of almost see the end.
We're vaccinating so very fast.
Our data from the CDC today suggests that vaccinated people do not carry the virus, don't get sick.
Now we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person.
A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus...
The virus does not infect them.
The virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else.
It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to go get more people.
That means the vaccines will get us to the end of this.
Essentially, vaccines block you from getting and giving the virus.
Fully vaccinated people.
are at a very, very low risk of getting COVID-19.
Therefore, if you've been fully vaccinated, you no longer need to wear a mask.
When people are vaccinated, they can feel safe that they are not gonna get infected.
We have all the vaccines we need.
We just need our people to take it.
A, for their own protection, for the protection of their family, but also to break the chain of transmission.
You want to be a dead end to the virus.
So when the virus gets to you, you stop it.
You don't allow it to use you as the stepping stone to the next person.
I think given the country as a whole, the fact that we have now about 50% of adults fully vaccinated, And about 62% of adults having received at least one dose as a nation, I feel fairly certain you're not going to see the kind of surges we've seen in the past.
If you're vaccinated, you're not going to be hospitalized, you're not going to be in the ICU unit, and you're not going to die.
You're okay.
You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
That's beautiful.
There you go.
Bullshit.
It could have been taking a lot longer.
I'm sorry?
I said I think that could have been taken a lot further.
Oh, that supercut?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah.
We do with what we get.
I think it could have probably done as just a supercut of, well, with Fauci, I think they've done supercuts.
Yeah.
But the Biden stuff is pretty good, too.
It's just so boring to listen to.
It's boring.
It's not supercut hot, you know?
Now the Dutch, I just got a note from Alex, he says that fireworks in the Netherlands and in Belgium cancelled.
Fireworks in the Netherlands, cancelling that, that is an unbelievable problem.
In fact, do you remember, I think we've talked about a typical traditional Dutch treat on New Year's is the olibol, the oil ball.
We talked about this in the past.
Probably.
So the oil ball is, it's a ball, the balls, the size of big meatballs, sometimes much bigger than that, made of, you know, there's dough, and it's very, it has holes in the middle, so it's kind of an airy-like dough.
You put raisins in it sometimes, and then you cover them with powdered sugar, and that's what you eat.
And they're baked, they're made in oil, so you throw the dough ball in oil.
Yeah, it's like a donut.
It's cooked like a donut.
Right.
And this is, you know, people make these.
It's a big deal.
Who's going to make it?
You know, sometimes it's whose recipe.
You know, it's one of those traditional cultural things.
So, the news today, we have the Netherlands now announced they're making room and purchasing enough vaccines for six shots...
Wow.
What?
That's in the news right now.
Hey!
Six.
We're good for six, so no worries, Holland.
Now, that doesn't bother us.
Three doesn't work.
Four doesn't work.
Five doesn't work.
If five doesn't work, what are you going to get six for?
So, also in the news is that one of the big manufacturers of Olibola Mix reported a huge mistake That several lots went out that did not include yeast.
So you will basically be baking bricks.
And the people are losing their shit!
Oh no!
What?
The oil balls!
Why don't they just recall the batch?
But that's not the point.
The people are getting mad about this.
Oh, this is a problem.
It's because they're frustrated about the whole situation.
They're taking it on in the oil ball guy.
Yes, the oil ball guy.
Exactly.
That's crazy.
It's crazy, man.
I'm telling you.
Nobody around here makes a fuss about the no fireworks or anything else, it seems.
Yeah, but that's another very cultural thing in Holland.
That's the one day a year everybody can shoot shit off and it's insane.
It's not even fun.
Oh, you mean it's legal in the streets?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's dangerous.
And, you know, there'll be lighting stuff off for weeks before and weeks after.
It's like a war zone around New Year's, especially in Amsterdam and Rotterdam.
It's just bad.
Okay, well, there's a lot of different things, a lot of directions we can go.
Let's just run COVID. Well, yeah, definitely have more COVID stuff.
Well, I've got a couple of different little items.
I've got the COVID in Canada thing, which is a little slow moving.
I've got the change of it.
How about Omicron in the UK? Here's the latest up-to-date.
Oh, yes.
Very good.
In England, no new coronavirus restrictions have been announced compared to other parts of the UK where stricter COVID-19 mandates have been imposed.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson says this is due to higher rates of vaccinations and COVID booster shots.
But as Bill Marks reports, Johnson's remarks come as the number of new infections in England rises.
Johnson said the Omicron variant continued to, quote, cause real problems and pointed to rising hospital admission figures.
But he said it was, quote, obviously milder than the Delta variant and that combined with the, quote, huge proportion of vaccinated people has allowed for fewer restrictions.
He said the overwhelming majority of those in intensive care units, up to 90%, had not been boosted and so urged those eligible for a booster vaccine to book an appointment soon since it would allow them to enjoy the new year, quote, sensibly and cautiously.
Despite a record 117,000 new daily infections Tuesday, Johnson has not introduced more restrictive rules for social gatherings in England, unlike political leaders in Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland.
Yeah, I love how they slipped that in.
Yeah, it's people who haven't been boosted.
So they're vaccinated, not boosted.
And I was talking to, do you remember Michelle, my buddy Michelle, who has the nightclubs near London in Guilford?
He has the house in the south of France.
Yeah, he's got the art.
No, that's Lex.
No, no, no.
This is Michelle.
Oh, yeah, Michelle's got the girls.
Yeah, exactly.
That's my buddy.
Michelle's got the girls, right.
Now, I know that he had been double vaxxed, and we hadn't spoken for a long time, just got busy.
So we finally reconnected, and I had a chat with him.
And he's like, oh man, oh man, this is so bad here.
I finally figured it out.
This is no good.
He said, there's a paper circling around preliminary information from the UK, from the health department.
He sent it to me.
It is preliminary UK data, but it's also been verified by several other sources.
The document is real.
Here's the headline.
Triple vaccinated SARS-2 positives are more than four times more likely to get Omicron than the unvaccinated.
Hello.
Yeah, there's a lot of literature floating around that says that.
I think we've talked about it on the show.
Yeah, if you get the booster, it just makes it the likelihood of getting Omicron.
Yeah, that you're going to get it.
It weakens your system to the point where you get Omicron.
So, I said, Michelle, your clubs have been closed for two years.
How are you surviving?
He says, it's not easy.
Not easy.
I said, well, what are you doing?
I said, well, he has this huge building that the big nightclub was in and he was actually renting it out to a company that was doing their own nightclub.
So, they haven't even paid rent in a year and a half.
But he had four other buildings next to it, which, you know, like a snack bar and something.
What he did is during the restrictions and the lockdowns, he hired like four Polish guys.
They completely tore down four buildings next to the big one, dug a hole, and put containers down there, and he's created an entire open dance club right in the middle of Guilford, and he's opening in six weeks.
He said, I'm not going to stand for it.
They just created a complete open nightclub.
And he did it without any, because none of the inspectors would come check what he was doing.
He just had a couple of guys do this without any permits or anything.
Gotta love that entrepreneurialism.
Yeah.
Hopefully they won't throw him in jail.
Well, he's not unfamiliar with that route, so we'll see.
We have, yeah, okay.
They're shutting everything down in Canada, meanwhile.
Well, they'd like to...
Oh, okay.
Canada report?
Yeah, it's divided funny.
The first part, I think, is Omicron in Western Canada, one.
And the second part is COVID in Canada, two.
As you know, we have seen things change in the last few days.
There are still many things we do not yet know about Omicron and its impacts on the healthcare system.
Oh, by the way, this is the classic boring, this is the boring health minister.
You know, these health people, these rat poop inspectors have been taking over the world and here they are.
This is the one in western Canada.
Omicron and its impacts on the healthcare system and on people in British Columbia and around the world.
I've spent quite a bit of time with colleagues talking with experts from around the world and watching what is happening globally.
Omicron is definitely spreading rapidly and is more transmissible than what we have seen with the Delta variants that we've been managing over the last few months.
In addition, we're seeing it now rapidly replace Delta as the predominant variant that we are seeing causing illness here in British Columbia, and particularly in the areas that have high populous areas that have had low rates in the past little while in Vancouver Coastal and Fraser Health.
We are seeing the replacement, as I mentioned, of Omicron from Delta.
And we're also seeing what we call explosive outbreaks, which have to do with larger numbers of people being exposed at the same time, but also a shortening of the incubation period that we're seeing.
So the transmission between generations is coming, is shorter.
And we've seen that around the world as well.
The way this virus is being transmitted, this strain of the virus is being transmitted in communities across the province, it is over time very likely that all of us will have exposure to it.
Thank you.
Oh, gosh.
You're right.
Super boring.
Boring lady.
Well, that's because they've...
And these are all the people who have taken over the world.
Well, they don't have to be so boring.
I don't mind taking over the world, but be exciting.
That's how they got the job in the first place.
Hello.
Be exciting.
They were exciting.
They wouldn't be in this position.
I'm going to play this second clip.
Well, before you do that, I want to mention the latest stuff coming out of South Africa that nobody wants to talk about is that they're pretty much convinced down there that the Omicron will give you...
Yes, I have this.
I have a clip about this.
Yeah, I do.
Okay, well, play the second part of that and then play that clip because this is...
To me, it's like really good news that should be talked about, but nobody wants to talk about anything that's even remotely positive.
How it affects us depends on our own actions and what we are doing.
So our new public health orders will include a ban on indoor organized gatherings of any size, whether they're an event in a restaurant or in a private setting.
We need to stop those for this period of time.
We will be closing bars and nightclubs for this short period of time.
Gyms, fitness centres and dance studios will also be closed.
All fun things, you rat turd inspector.
For this period of time.
Restaurants will continue to be able to operate with the meal service that we know is important.
And so that is smaller groups.
Maximum of six people per table wearing masks.
And finally, we'll also be put in capacity limits for the larger venues, sports events and theaters and concerts.
Now, seated events will be reduced to 50% capacity regardless of the venue size.
So these will come into effect on December 22nd at midnight and will be in effect until January 18th.
Oh, so these have been in effect already.
I didn't know that.
The 18th, they're going to keep everyone locked.
This is ridiculous.
No, the 18th, they'll have new shit to talk about.
Did you see another clip that's not clipable?
Let me play this booster thing.
The Omicron.
Because you said no one's talking about it.
Yeah, there is someone talking about how Omicron could actually be incredibly good if you get it.
Dr.
Bob Laita.
Now he's a doctor at the St.
Joseph Health Institute for Autoimmune Disease.
Is he on YouTube?
No, of course not.
He's on Fox.
Same thing.
And we also know from data that's come out today that the Omicron variant produces 14-fold more neutralizing antibody and protects you about 4.4% more against the Delta variant when you get the Omicron.
So your immune system is boosted.
And that brings to me the boosters.
If you have a booster after the two initial vaccinations of mRNA, you are somewhat protected against the bad effects of the Omicron variant.
So we've always said, how come there's never any good news about what's going on?
And he finishes up with this.
Doctor, is it too much to say that a strain like Omicron, at the end of the day, might actually be part of what gets us to a level with COVID where it's easier to live with, where we can resume more of normal life?
In other words, is Omicron the kind of strain you're looking for, actually, in a situation like this?
And do we need to be treating it that way?
Well, you hit the nail on the head, Brian, because I think this could be the beginning of the end.
That's providing we don't have some variant coming out of some country that will really raise everybody's hairs on end, and that would be something worse than the Delta variant.
But right now, the Omicron variant is giving us A lot of immunity.
It's infecting a lot of people who heretofore have not been infected, both vaccinated and unvaccinated.
And it may provide us eventually with some semblance of herd immunity, which is what we're looking for to overcome the pandemic.
Woohoo!
There you go.
Good news.
It's on Fox, so it doesn't count.
No, it doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
You know, I've been thinking about this Trump pro-vaccine stance.
And why and what is behind it?
Because it's causing quite the stir.
Yes, it is.
When you're done, I'll tell you what the right-wing talk show people are saying.
Why don't you tell me up front?
That would be good.
Well, they're looking at it as...
No, but they're apologists, almost all of them.
And in fact, I haven't found one that's not, that has one of the major shows.
And their argument is that he can't really say anything else because it's...
You can't run for president with an anti-vax stance because the public is so bought in that they're looking for any excuse to hate on him.
It's just a bunch of apologies is what it is.
I'm not a big fan of that.
I think people should have their own opinions, and if Trump is insincere, I mean, if he's sincere, that's one thing, it could be.
If he's insincere, which I believe he is, that's something else.
Okay.
So, my initial response...
Was not as an apologist, but more a pragmatist saying, well, if you start as an anti-vax candidate, it's just a non-starter.
It's going to be very difficult with the media.
That's what they're saying.
That's exactly what they're saying.
I got it.
I understand that.
You're right.
It's a pragmatic thing they're doing, but I see it as an apology.
Okay.
I have another theory.
Stay with me.
I can back some of it up.
So we know that whatever Trump said during the, whatever ideas, hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin, no matter what it was that he said, hey, we should look into this, it was immediately demonized and are you nuts?
The orange man done no shit.
Drink bleach.
You know, a horse dewormer.
All of this stuff.
So we know that whatever he says, exactly the opposite, is going to be endorsed by mainly the mainstream media and the mainstream medical system.
Um...
Now, the timeline, just for a second, because he's saying, oh, you know, I did this, I got three vaccines out there, this is great, hundreds of millions of people in the Candace Owens interview, hundreds of millions of people, lives saved because of what we did, and ultimately says what I did, continues to, and just, hey, mandates everyone to choose whatever they want, and he kind of passes that by.
Let's just look at the timeline for a second, this is where my thinking starts.
He...
Started Operation Warp Speed.
Let's go.
Let's get the vaccines out there.
We're going to do this.
And it was very clear to us, I think, certainly at the time, this is a way to save his candidacy for re-election by getting the vaccines out there.
And he really worked with all the pharmaceuticals.
And then what they did to repay him, which I think was partially also repayment for him screwing them on the pricing.
If you recall, he with an executive order removed all the middlemen that brought certainly insulin down to very affordable levels, which was immediately overturned.
That executive order was stricken by Biden when he came in.
Then Biden does his own thing and pretends that he did.
It doesn't matter.
They repaid him by releasing the vaccines the day after the election.
You remember that?
And he was pissed.
And they were bragging about it.
The guy, the head of Pfizer, was saying, yeah, we did it on purpose.
We didn't want to announce it.
We didn't want him to get elected.
Wall Street Journal headline, Trump rails against medical deep state after Pfizer vaccine news comes after Election Day.
So that was his stance then.
Deep state FDA is corrupt, Pfizer and FDA very comfortable with each other, all that stuff.
Now that's gone.
That's gone.
So what if, and bear with me, what if his whole idea is, we've got to stop this vaccine.
And I'm just giving him credit because I think he's a lot smarter than people like Candace Owens, who may even be in on it.
Alex Jones may even be on it.
Steve Bannon.
These people may be in on if it's a gambit, if it's a thing that he's doing.
In order to get the mainstream media to talk about the ineffectiveness of the vaccines and perhaps even the adverse events which result in death, he needs to get the mainstream talking about it so that people wake up to what's really going on.
I'm just saying it could be...
This can be completely wrong.
It could be that he's so patriotic he's willing to give everything up.
But I think personally, if he was able to get the mainstream...
If he's successful and the mainstream starts talking about all the things that are wrong with the vaccine, this is getting the information out there which has not been discussed on any mainstream news channel or really any outlets.
Sure, there's stuff all over the place, but I'm talking about the incessant CNN, MSNBC talking about this junk.
Because it's really easy for him, I think, at a certain point to say, oh my god, they lied!
Don't take it!
I mean, everyone would be like, oh shit, okay, fine, finally, you saw it?
And I think I can back this theory up because it's starting.
It's starting already with the M5M possibly executing his strategy of bringing this information to the forefront.
Three quick clips.
Former President Trump is under fire from the far right for finally telling the truth.
That's following comments he made recently defending the effectiveness of vaccines.
Here's right-wing commentator and normally dependable Trump ally Candace Owens after Trump insisted to her that vaccines work.
You oftentimes forget, like, how old Trump is.
He comes from a generation, I've seen other people that are older have the exact same perspective.
Like, they came from a time before TV, before internet, before being able to conduct their independent research, you know, and everything that they read in a newspaper that was pitched to them, like, they believed that that was a reality.
I believe also that he only reads the mainstream media news.
Believe it or not, I do not believe that Trump reads or partakes in any other news sources.
You know, I don't believe that Trump is on the internet.
This is so...
I don't know.
That just felt to me like Candace may even know what's going on.
I've watched her for years now.
So maybe.
But they got the information out there.
Next, they bring out Alex Jones.
And this was just really, Kirsten, an unbelievable exchange to watch Candace Owens and the former president talking about this and him pushing back on her, saying just the truth about vaccines and boosters and what it means for hospitalizations.
But she's not the only one, of course, now trying to talk about this in the aftermath.
Alex Jones is also criticizing Trump over what he said.
This is an emergency Christmas Day warning to President Trump.
You are either completely ignorant about the so-called vaccine gene therapy that you helped ram through with Operation Warp Speed, or you're one of the most evil men who has ever lived to push this toxic poison on the public and to attack your constituents when they simply try to save their lives and the lives of others.
Again, it's on CNN. This is being done on MSNBC, and the final clip kind of has them discussing it, which I think helps this strategy, if it's a strategy, even more.
Now, we should repeat, Trump was just quite literally telling the truth about vaccines when he was pushing back on Candace Owens.
Are you surprised, though, to see what she's saying in the aftermath of this and what Alex Jones is saying about this?
Not really, because you really can't put the genie back in the bottle.
So what Trump unleashed can't just suddenly be undone.
And you have people who have been out there Parodying this line, telling all of their followers that this is the case, and they're not going to just turn around on a dime and say, oops, we were wrong because Donald Trump says this, because how stupid would they look?
Right?
That doesn't And I guess, you know, when you listen to Candace Owens, she lives in a world where you're supposed to get medical information on obscure websites on the internet.
Like, that's a very different worldview that, you know, even Donald Trump doesn't ascribe to.
And so, you know, he's basically just saying what Is true what the doctors are saying and she's saying, well, you know, he doesn't really know that because he's old and he doesn't spend his time basically going down rabbit holes on the Internet to get medical information.
You know, it's just such an alternate universe.
And I just I don't think it can be undone.
I think that's one of the most dangerous things about the Trump era is that even even if he wanted to try to pull it back, I don't think he can.
So to wind it up, to me it's very interesting that the AM radio talk show guys who speak to the MAGA audience, I think pretty much exclusively, they're not in on this.
But then Candace Owens, who has a personal relationship with the president, Alex Jones has also met with the president, they're going completely against this narrative and they're not doing the apologist thing.
Someone's clued into something.
And I just cannot believe that Trump glosses over this because he knows.
He called it a medical deep state.
He knows about the relationships.
He knows about the money flows.
So it's either that or he's just co-opted, captured part of the system and it's not worth it at all.
I can tell you he's running and DeSantis will not run against him.
So he's the guy that's going to be running.
Well, you don't...
He hasn't thrown his...
I'm just...
I cannot disclose.
I know now.
Oh, is it Agent Orange?
No, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, John.
This cannot be discussed.
Who?
And it's so rude of you to do that.
I'm just doing it for, uh...
To be a dick?
Works.
Yeah.
I'm doing it for Miss Santo.
So, um...
I think the theory is interesting.
It's wishful thinking.
I'm not wishful.
I'm just trying to find a possible strategy.
It doesn't make sense.
But he's done this before.
When he bombed Syria, and when he's done some other things that were all in line with the deep state's ideas of what should be going on, they praised him and they let it go.
And I've seen this before.
It happened during his presidency.
every time he stepped in the direction that they wanted, they would be fine with it.
And they didn't start bucking him.
It's when he did stuff that was only the time that he was going against the grain.
So I don't think that this is going to open the can of worms, which are all the bad things about these vaccines that seem to be very well established by research papers, not by deep state rabbit holes as these people on MSNBC would have not by deep state rabbit holes as these people on MSNBC I just don't think that's going to happen.
I just don't think that it's in the cards.
As for Trump running for president, maybe, maybe not.
I don't like the idea.
I don't think he would be a good candidate.
But there has been some suggestions, again, on the right-wing talk shows, and it's done in a very casual way, that he might do what we suggested some time back, Which was run for Congress.
And the hope was, although this is not going to happen because Nancy Pelosi is going to lose, well, unless he ran in the next term.
The hope is the following, that he runs for Congress and with it in mind that he gets the speakership.
So Nancy Pelosi has to hand the gavel to him.
Yeah, not going to happen.
Well, put it in the book.
I like that idea.
So do I, but that's wishful thinking.
That's not going to happen.
No, it's totally wishful thinking, but I'm not the only one thinking it.
I know.
And you're not the only one thinking it.
This is not starting to show up now.
Right, but I'm telling you, he's running, and DeSantis is not running against him.
Well, I think if he's running...
I don't know what disagreement is with DeSantis, even though they're buddies because they're in the same state now.
He may just want to continue to be governor.
I mean, he's young.
He doesn't have to go yet.
Is he even 50?
How old is DeSantis?
Or DeSanto?
How old is DeSanto?
You said it a minute ago.
You said it again.
I was like, who are you talking about?
How old is he?
He's 43.
He's 43.
No, I said Ms.
Santos.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Ron DeSantis is 43.
He doesn't have to do this now.
And I think he filed the paperwork.
Is it even legal to be compressed?
I think it would be 45, don't you?
No, 35.
No.
35.
Yeah.
AOC might be eligible.
Well, let's run her.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to put it in my own personal red book.
Yeah, okay, good.
Well, I'm not saying he's not running, and it's not some government secret that he's going to be running.
I mean, that's what everyone's been saying all along.
I mean, he's going to run, he's going to run, he's going to run.
So I don't see why this is such a great prediction.
I'm just hoping he doesn't run.
I also do not want him to be president at the age he will be.
I've said this.
I find it very...
It's dangerous.
It's too old.
I hate to be ageist about it.
He's too old.
Biden is way too old.
In this case, Trump will be the age that Biden was when Biden got elected.
He's too old!
So, whether he's running or not, the mainstream's The assignment has been to make sure he doesn't.
And whatever we do, we need to get this guy arrested so he can never run for office again.
And luckily, do you know what's coming up in just one week, John?
It's a big day, a big celebration.
It's the anniversary.
You haven't heard this yet.
What, of the insurrection?
Yes!
Yes!
It's the anniversary!
Happy anniversary!
We were just talking to Whitney about what the committee is doing, what they think January 6th is going to look on the anniversary of it and their work overall.
And so I'm wondering if now that we are approaching the one-year anniversary, have you been impressed with the work that they've done so far?
I have, and I think people are impatient, and I understand that.
And a year seems very, very like a long time.
But let's just put this in perspective.
There are 600 or 700 criminal cases against the people who were in the Capitol.
Why does that matter?
Well, it matters because they did something wrong, and a lot of them are getting jail times.
It also matters from the counterterrorism perspective, the world that I grew up in, which is if you view Trump as leading a terror movement...
These cases are undermining his ability to recruit, to raise money.
And you're seeing that.
You're seeing these organizations, like the Proud Boys, very difficult for them to reform.
Trump has been deplatformed by Twitter.
He cannot fill a room.
Let's remember that he's having these rallies.
They are not filled up to the, you know, to the rafters.
That's a good thing.
You want to minimize his capacity to to to both engage and incite.
And then the committee is taking its time.
And I think rightfully so.
I thought it was interesting that Nancy Pelosi said something about historians.
I think if we can get out of the headlines of what's going to happen to Trump and really take a step back, I think Nancy Pelosi sort of has the long view that that this is going to be this has to be a legacy investigation lest we go down this path every two years.
So I have been you know, I don't I don't like the violence that surrounds so much of our political discourse coming from GOP leadership and GOP members.
But but there are pieces of good news in terms of counteracting that radicalization.
Duh, former DHS lady.
They'll do anything.
They just got to keep hammering it.
I don't think anyone cares.
I sure don't.
No one seems to...
They're the only ones talking about it.
But they just got to keep him off social media, keep him under investigation, make it all horrible.
Why?
Why?
I think they're making these mistakes again.
It's like giving the guy all the air time.
That worked the first time.
It worked the first time.
I want to get back to COVID. Okay.
Somehow I don't know how to get to Trump.
What was vaccine related?
So I just want to play a couple of promotions that they're going on for the vaccine, which we kind of lost track of these things.
Oh, Pfizer marketing.
Yeah, there's two in particular, but actually this one from the New Jersey Health Department.
This is a 15-second ad.
It was a visual ad as a kid.
And this is a kid doing out his Christmas wish list.
And Mimi insisted that I play this because she is so irked about this, and you should be too because it's an exploitation ad called Dear Santa.
Dear Santa, I don't want games.
I don't want toys.
Just get me the COVID vaccine.
This holiday season, there's no better gift than peace of mind.
Get vaccinated today.
Visit covid19.mj.gov.
Yeah, that's right.
New Jersey Health Department helping Pfizer get their liability shield.
I just want the COVID. I don't want toys.
I want the COVID vaccine.
We went shopping yesterday.
What may a kid would ever say that?
We went shopping yesterday in San Antonio.
You know, sometimes you need to leave the Hill Country to get some things you can't get up here.
And there were...
La Conterra is kind of like an open-air mall, I guess.
You know, it's like people live...
It's one of those complexes.
You live and you work and you eat and it's all in this little place that you put a fence around it.
And it's just a retail overload.
And every five minutes, there's a family walking with a kid, and the kid has a little sticker, I'm a superhero, I got vaccinated.
It's really, I'm a superhero, I got vaccinated.
Really, really sick.
You know what else is sick?
I don't know exactly what's going on with young people.
I don't want to say Zoomers or Millennials.
I'm not sure what they are.
They're young people.
They're certainly younger than me.
Every single place where you could eat.
And we went to eight of them in this open-air mall.
How hungry were you?
I was very hungry.
Every single one of them was half full, tables not bust, so old, you know, dirty, nasty plates and silverware on tables with no people.
Yet wait time's 45 minutes.
Yeah, so we have no staff.
Yeah.
Now, you've got to...
I ask myself, yeah, you have no staff, but who is making the decision now what the wait time is?
Is it these people who really, hey, you know what?
We can slow it down a little bit anyway.
I hate busting my ass to try and serve everybody.
Why don't we just slow it down a bit?
I know it's hard to find workers, but I think it's...
You think it's a scam?
No, it's not a scam.
I'm sure it's hard to find workers, but 45 minutes when you've got the restaurant, you're not making any money.
So seriously...
Why don't you just close?
I think someone is, you know, there's something going on like, well, you know, I can just see it in their faces.
Oh, it's going to be 30, maybe 45 minutes.
I don't know.
It's a real problem.
That's not good for business.
San Antonio is kind of in the, you know, the mainstream.
It's a mainstream city.
Yeah, oh yeah.
What's going on in San Antonio.
It's not like Austin.
Whatever's going on in San Antonio is probably going on in San Jose.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, the second set of promotions here.
This was done on a Baton Rouge TV station?
Mm-hmm.
So this is called Shots for Santa.
Ooh!
Yeah.
And the state, you all have been offering incentives to get people to get the vaccine with the shots for 100, and now you all are offering the officers these shots for Santa.
How has, I guess, these incentives increased?
Has it increased people rolling up their sleeves?
Yes, it's done really well.
We started this effort in August with the congregate settings at the colleges and universities, and we've seen a very large increase of folks getting vaccinated, and it's helped to stop the spread, of course, in these congregate settings.
And then moving forward when they did make the pediatrics eligible, then we have also seen a very large increase.
We're vaccinating over 300 to 400 children every weekend at these large events.
Oh, wow.
Oh, groovy man.
Oh, you left that in for me, didn't you?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
This is sick.
Certainly in light of what we learned from Kennedy Jr.
This is sick.
This is in Baton Rouge.
It's a big, burly, black guy.
Big, burly, black guy.
TV guy.
And he says, oh, wow.
Like a hippie.
Well, a big, burly, black guy also says, get the shot.
Oh, wow, indeed.
Oh, wow.
So what they've done, and I have to reflect on some complaints I've had in the past, and I continue to have these complaints.
They had this part two coming up, where they're getting the kids to have Santa there, and he's helping give the kids the shots, and This is sick.
And I guess they didn't discuss it in this clip, but they had a situation where all the kids got to gather around to watch Santa get his shot.
Sorry.
Now, I have been grossed out by watching people get shots on television because they always show the casualness that they basically throw this thing in your arm like a dart and then squeeze, you know, and pull it out.
And I keep seeing, you know, they show it and show it.
Aspiration is old-fashioned, John.
We don't do that anymore.
I would like to know why they keep showing this.
It doesn't make me feel any better to watch somebody poke, squirt, pull.
Maybe.
Sometimes it's slow when they put it in slowly.
Maybe it's to make you feel better after the fact.
Oh, I'm not the only one.
I'm not, I don't know.
There's something going on because they need to have kids watch somebody else get a shot.
Are they just lining us up so there's going to be a million shots coming our way?
Yes.
Yes.
Hello, HIV shot.
Yes.
Yes.
Let's play the part two.
So this weekend, you all are holding a Shots for Santa event in Baneruto.
Tell us all about it.
Yes, sir.
We'll be down at Perkins Row and it's Santa's Rock in the Row.
We will have Shots for Santa starting at five o'clock in the afternoon at the Green at Perkins Road down by Anthropologie.
And you can get your vaccination there.
Any pediatric or adult is eligible.
And we will give a $100 gift card.
And you can also, Santa will be there walking around.
You can get a photo with Santa.
There'll be games, face painting, all kinds of stuff for the children.
So y'all come on out.
Okay, so it sounds like a lot of fun.
And I know that this weekend is in Baton Rouge.
Are you all planning to go to any other parishes as we get closer to the holiday season?
Yes, sir.
We have events in parishes basically daily.
You can go to shopfor100.com and you can see where we're giving out the gift cards every day at different locations.
We have over 50 pharmacy locations in our more rural areas.
And really every weekend we do some pretty large events like this one throughout the state.
Okay, and tonight, well, this weekend, vaccine is going to be from 5 to 8, and of course, we'll be sure to post all this information on our website, BeOurProud.com.
Thank you so much, Cherie, for joining us this morning.
You know, with the knowledge now of the liability shields, you've got to wonder if it's not Pfizer handing out these cards to the health departments themselves.
Here, do this.
Give them this.
Give them this.
This is what's going to bring it all down.
It's $100 a head.
It's crazy.
It's totally crazy.
$100 a head?
That adds up.
Well, is that just CARES money?
Hey, no wonder there's inflation.
We got money everywhere.
There's money flowing all over the place.
As long as you're on the government side of receiving government money.
So the shot's free, which costs me, the taxpayer, money.
And then they're giving them $100, which costs who?
Pfizer or me?
Yeah, you probably.
Yeah, probably.
Why should Pfizer pay it?
What am I saying?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Let's talk aviation for a moment.
A lot of people correctly identified a big issue with vaccinating pilots, although it would have been nice if this was brought to the foreground before they started doing it.
There are rules that the FDA has put out for aviation under the do not administer or do not fly, and any...
Any vaccine approved under 12 months should not be given to pilots according to their own rules, which is kind of fun.
And it looks like some attorneys and doctors are getting together and ramping up some kind of lawsuits.
Of course, this is America.
It's what we do.
But President Biden has been talking about possible mandates for domestic travel to be vaccinated, which, wow, man, that wouldn't hurt the economy at all.
And he said, well, I'm going to leave it up to my docs.
You know, my docs.
If the doc says we should do it, if the doc says we should, then we'll do it.
I'll leave it to my doc.
So let's listen to one of those docs.
Why amidst the data that we've shared about how we've peaked, are you still not full-on supportive of a vaccine mandate for those who are traveling?
You know, again, that keeps coming up.
When I was asked that question, Michael, I said that is something that is on the table.
So let me explain it, because it keeps coming back.
I think that people, they fixate on a word or two that someone says.
What I said is on the table.
Michael, when we discuss interventions, Everything is always on the table.
On a daily basis, we say, what about this?
What about that?
What about that?
It's discussable.
That doesn't mean it's likely that you're going to do it.
And when I said we should take it seriously and we should keep it on the table.
But for now, there is not going to be a requirement, a.k.a. mandate to have vaccines before you can enter on a domestic flight.
You're not going to wake up tomorrow morning and realize and read in the newspapers.
Take it off the table.
It was made if if things change dramatically and we keep evaluating them on a day and day basis and it changes that that possibility becomes more of a reality.
We will act accordingly.
But right now, as you and I are speaking, we're not going to be mandating or requiring that there's going to be vaccination necessary before you can get on a domestic flight.
So nice that this guy is...
Talk about a dancing fool.
There's a follow-up here.
But just a brief follow-up.
We've just reached another record status.
If not now, when?
Like, what would it take to impose that kind of a mandate?
Well...
Well, you know what we really would like to do?
Talk to the people, the tens of millions of people who are eligible to be vaccinated when we have a tsunami of cases and 840,000 deaths in this country.
Whoa, cool.
Okay, hold on a second.
So he's obviously implying all 800,000 died from COVID. Not true.
And now it's 840?
Yeah.
This is a new number.
I hadn't heard that.
I thought it was 844.
Oh, I hadn't heard it yet.
Who still feel, for a variety of reasons, many of them politically motivated or ideologically motivated, that they're not getting vaccinated.
That's what we should be discussing.
So the tsunami of cases, yeah, let's just remind everybody how that shit works.
The U.S. confirms more than 440,000 new COVID-19 cases after a holiday reporting backlog, a single-day pandemic record.
Yeah, of course.
They don't report during weekends, don't report during the holiday, and then it's Surge, Surge, Surge, Surge.
By the way, that's been going on for two years.
Yes, after every weekend, it's like, oh, Surge!
The other doc is Dr.
Rochelle Walensky.
She's the director of the CDC, who will look great with her head shaven, march down the street.
She's the worst.
She is the worst.
And so the CDC made a change.
They changed the quarantine period from 10 days to 5 days.
It coincided, interestingly, with the United Airlines CEO saying, hey, you've got to shorten this because we can't get our pilots into the cockpit to fly, and that's why we have thousands of flights being canceled.
Partially true.
He's lying because we know that at the end of the year, all pilots, 1,000 hours are up.
Months with more days in it is always a problem.
And the flights are always canceled at the end of longer months.
And so now it's a double whammy.
And they changed it.
It just went from 10 to 5.
It's a different virus in the U.S. than it is in Italy.
Italy's still 10 days.
The Netherlands still 10 days.
We go to five.
How is that possible?
Joining us now is the CDC director, Dr.
Rochelle Walensky.
Dr.
Walensky, thank you for being here with us this morning.
And I want to start with the change in the CDC guidance that cuts the isolation period in half if you're asymptomatic.
So how did the CDC settle on five days for everyone?
Good morning, Caitlin.
Thanks for having me.
So we looked at several areas of science here.
First, the science of how much transmission happens in the period of time after you're infected.
We know that the most amount of transmission occurs in those one to two days before you develop symptoms, those two to three days after you develop symptoms.
And if you map that out, those five days account for somewhere between 85 to 90 percent of all transmission that occurs.
So we really wanted to make sure that during those first five days, you were spent in isolation.
That's when most of it occurs.
And then there is, of course, this tail end, a period of time in those last five days where we're asking you to mask.
But the other things that we were looking at is the epidemiology here.
We are seeing and expecting even more cases of this Omicron variant.
Many of those cases are mildly symptomatic, if not asymptomatic, and especially among those who are vaccinated and unvaccinated.
And then finally, the behavioral science.
What do people actually do?
Wait, what?
Oh, God.
Did you hear what she said?
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to come back.
Yeah.
What did you catch?
Especially amongst those who are vaccinated or unvaccinated.
Yeah, it's everybody.
What does that mean?
It's doublespeak, man.
It's doublespeak.
Cases of this Omicron variant, many of those cases are mildly symptomatic, if not asymptomatic, and especially among those who are vaccinated and unvaccinated.
Is there any other category of person?
No, in the world there's only two types of people.
Yes, vaccinated, unvaccinated, and they both have the same symptoms.
And then finally, the behavioral science.
What will people actually do when people need to get back to work?
What is it that they will actually do?
And if we can get them to isolate, we do want to make sure that they're isolating in those first five days when they're maximally infectious.
So that was interesting that she said, well, behavioral science.
I love behavioral sciences.
The nudging, if you will.
And kudos to the CNN lady.
So from what you're saying, it sounds like this decision had just as much to do with business as it did with the science.
Well, so it really had a lot to do with what we thought people would be able to tolerate.
We have seen relatively low rates of isolation for all of this pandemic.
Some science has demonstrated less than a third of people are isolating when they need to.
And so we really want to make sure that we had guidance in this moment where we were going to have a lot of disease that could be adhered to, that people were willing to adhere to, and that spoke specifically to when people were maximally infectious.
So it really spoke to both behaviors as well as what people were able to do.
So here's the baffling part.
If I were producing this show, I'd be like...
And here's what actually happened.
Well, so then I guess the question, if this is based on science that you already had at the CDC, why didn't you make this change sooner than this week?
Well, so our guidance was conservative before.
It has said 10 days of isolation.
But in the context of the fact that we were going to have so many more cases, many of those would be asymptomatic or mildly symptomatic.
People would feel well enough to be at work.
They would not necessarily tolerate being home and that they may not comply with being home.
This was the moment that we needed to make that decision and those changes.
A good dancing job.
Well, but she's saying that we did it as long as we thought people would comply.
And now they're not complying or they don't want to comply, so we shorten it.
Unless I misunderstood what she's saying.
That's kind of what she said.
But go back to what you noticed about the journalist host where they would have cut her off.
You always have to remember when we were watching CNN clips from now on out.
It's scripted.
That Malone's taken over the place.
And so everyone's jockeying for position to keep a job at CNN. And at the same time, they're trying to get rid of certain people.
And you noticed already, you brought this up with Jake Tapper, who did a report trying to keep his job.
Meanwhile, his producer has now been outed and busted for being a child predator.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was good.
Which is associated with Tapper, and I think there's a connection, because I think all hell's breaking loose at CNN. We just don't, we can't really see it.
That's a very good point.
See little hints of it here and there, and I think what you had in that clip was a hint.
Like, hey, I can ask a real question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's scripted.
I don't think she has an original thought herself.
No, she may have had one in there.
Hmm.
Just trying to keep her job.
By the way, the CDC, according to NPR, but previously reported December 18th, 73% of new cases were Omicron, or as NPR writes, linked to Omicron, whatever that means.
What does that mean?
Saved or created.
I don't know.
And they go on, but on Tuesday, the agency revised those figures, slashing that estimate to 23%, a 50-point drop, suggesting that while the new variant was on the rise, it was not infecting people at the rate CDC had projected.
Okay.
This just...
It's all lies.
I did receive an important note, because this is another...
Outrage, I would say, about alternative treatments.
The Plexovid is the Pfizer pill being pushed very hard now that has authorization.
And if it's not available, then you can give the Merck pill.
Yeah, that's what I want.
The backup strategy.
That Merck pill is supposed to be a real turkey.
Retired.
Here, I am a newly retired cardiologist.
Recently heard a public service announcement on the car radio.
This is one of our producers.
Advising people to get tested if you think you might have COVID. And if positive, ask your doctor about treatment.
Well, just what treatment am I allowed to prescribe at this point, I wondered.
Shortly after hearing this PSA, I received the weekly COVID update email from the hospital where I practiced.
It opened with the usual fear porn about the current surge and then revealed HHS's decision to pause monoclonal antibody therapy with no explanation.
And I know for a fact this is not a supply problem and it is very easy to manufacture.
One paragraph later, I read that the FDA just issued emergency use authorization to Pfizer for its new anti-COVID pill, Paxlovid, which, quote, hopefully will be made available for use at our hospital and outpatient facilities.
It was then obvious to me that HHS was canceling monoclonal antibody therapy to clear the deck for Pfizer's new oral agent.
I decided to send a reply to the hospital asking what outpatient protocols are currently being recommended, knowing full well the effectiveness of monoclonal antibody therapy for outpatients.
I specifically asked if inpatients were now eligible for monoclonal antibody therapy.
If not, why not?
Here's what he received.
Screenshot attached.
Unfortunately, the outpatient monoclonal antibody therapy has been paused nationally for all sites.
There are alternative agents for infusion, but they are limited, and the governor has encouraged these be focused for SNF patients.
I know, what is SNF? People with other fucked up shit.
We are hoping to have some further shipments of these after the new year, but are really not sure how much and when.
The other option that is on the horizon is the oral antiviral medications, Paxlovid by Pfizer being the first.
We are hoping for some allocation of this starting next week.
But again, as of this morning, we are still awaiting details of what we can expect, how much and when.
This is corruption.
And I think that Joe Rogan would be the first to say that he feels monoclonal antibody treatment is what cured him, not necessarily ivermectin.
It's this stuff, you know, we need to mark this and remember this.
This is killing people.
Jeff Smith's dad.
Jeff contacts me yesterday.
Dude, you got any blister packs?
No problem.
We're sending it off to you.
What happened?
My dad caught the koof.
All right.
He called.
He wanted monoclonal antibodies.
Sorry.
We're keeping that for cancer patients and other people.
Not for you.
Death panels, anybody?
This is interesting.
Well, it's obvious that the big hospitals and the big HMOs, they're all bought and paid for by the pharmaceutical companies, and they're in it together, and whoever's doing the monoclonal antibodies hasn't got the juice.
No juice.
Zero juice.
Now, this brings to mind what's going on in Florida, because DeSantis, our buddy, has...
Who's not running.
He's set the whole state up with a bunch of...
Monoclonal antibodies clinics, yeah.
Yeah, a ton of these clinics.
Now, are they going to cut him off?
This I don't know.
It would be good to know.
You can make sure he'd make the hugest fuss if they did.
If they did, yeah.
So nobody, unless you live in Florida, can get this stuff now.
Is that what we're hearing?
I don't know.
They're not officially saying it, but that seems to be what's happening.
It's like, oh, we got something else here.
One of our producers sent an interesting note.
I'm starting a new job.
Had to get gap insurance for a couple of months.
In talking to Blue Cross Blue Shield, I asked about COVID coverage.
They told me, yes, until December 31st, COVID-related events are 100% covered.
Starting January 1st, all...
All COVID-related costs will go against your deductible.
Where's the government money?
Is that stopping?
That's interesting.
Yeah, everyone's getting tested for free.
Test, test, test.
Yeah, test to stay.
I should mention this.
I think I mentioned it on Horowitz.
So, uh...
You know, this testing thing, you can't get tests.
There's all these clips we played last show.
So there's a bunch of these pop-up things that cropped up around here.
And there's one, it was over in El Cerrito, and there's one in Albany over by the same library that had the lines around the block during the swine flu.
There's a line around the block and some van, nicely painted van.
Scooby-Doo van.
It's probably just a skin.
Yeah.
It could be.
But there's a van, COVID testing, mobile COVID testing.
But the one in El Cerrito is remarkable because I'm telling you, there must have been 100 people in line.
And I should have said, hey, go over to Albany.
This line's not as long.
And again, it just brings to mind, I'm saying, if you're sick and you're getting in line, why would you want to be in a line with a bunch of sick people?
It just doesn't make any sense to me.
The whole thing is nuts.
And we're seeing these...
What was this?
Chicago.
Chicago Public Schools had to extend the COVID-19 test deadline because there were so many home tests that were sent.
And one of our producers works for FedEx.
He says...
His van alone had 500 that he was bringing to where they processed it.
There was no way they could process it.
Everyone's gone nuts over testing, as is the intention, and now there's no tests available.
Tests worldwide are hard to come by.
Bill Gates, timing is everything.
Let's go.
Where is your testing company you bought?
The thing must be a disaster.
Something's got to get...
I can't imagine.
Here's a note from producer Cheryl just wrote in.
My husband Mike and I work in a medical lab sales in a California-based company.
He just touched base with one of his accounts in New Jersey today.
It turns out that 80% of their workforce had called out, stating that some variation of COVID exposure...
For testing positive.
And the COVID PCR testing volume, which had been around 1,500 per day, is now at 6,000.
Jeez.
Yeah.
And it goes on and on about different people feeling bad or they're exposed.
Yeah.
Anyway, she goes on about the, she thought this was going to end as a pretty funny note.
But just like the things are kind of out of control.
I got another one.
I do have this note to read.
This is from, this shows you the reach of our show.
Because, you know, we talked about the guy in GMA and there's like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy who was on GMA. Exactly.
Yeah.
Well, this is the talk of the town in all the right-wing talk shows.
I'll just read it.
This is one of your elder millennial producers reporting live from a dying New York City.
Earlier this week, I was among the five men arrested for attempting to eat at a Burger King without a mask.
This is actually a donation note.
Did you know that?
Yeah, it is.
It's for $333.
It's a long note, so I'm going to read part of it so we don't have to read it during the donation.
Everyone's talking about these guys being arrested for invading one talk show host It's just unbelievable.
Here's what happened.
They were out protesting the jabs.
They were hungry.
They went to one place and said, no, you can't come in.
Then they went to Burger King.
And then they're in the Burger King.
They thought they were actually going to be served.
And then it's like, oh, no, no, no, you can't.
You have to get out.
And they called the cops.
Fifteen cops came in.
Michael Anthony is one of the producers.
They got arrested.
And here's the thing.
The funny line in his note is...
He's never been arrested in his life.
He grew up in New York City.
He's been in New York City all his life.
And he's a black man.
He said, I've never had to run in with the police except now over the stupid Omicron and the mandates.
And then he made it on television, on Fox.
Oh, he was on a bunch of shows.
He has a list.
I have a clip.
Shall we play this clip?
Yeah, I just want to say, since you glossed over one thing, which was the first place they tried to go to was Shake Shack.
Oh, yeah, and they locked them out.
They got to love that.
Yeah.
Michael, what kind of response are you getting from other New Yorkers?
Is this movement growing?
Do you have more people joining the protest to push back and show the dislike for these mandates?
Honestly, I wish it were growing more, but we do have people still coming to join us.
We have a very diverse group of freedom-loving Americans.
We come from all backgrounds, sociological, economic, racial, religious, and I do have hope for the future, but we don't have enough New Yorkers standing up, and it's getting out of hand, and we do have a lot of I guess hecklers who, and I don't understand, there's such a lack of compassion on the other side.
And I think that's very telling, that we're being encouraged that people flip us off.
And these are older people, you know, older liberals, and I would expect more of these adults.
If he had just thrown in an ITM, I would have been happier, but I'm already glad that he did this.
He has the thrash metal band, by the way.
Yeah, I think he mentions that.
So, yeah, so they try to, you know, they're just standing up for their rights and people flip them off.
Classic New York.
Hey, man, wear a mask!
It's really that bad.
Where's your mask?
It is pretty pathetic.
We were talking about Florida.
You know, not everybody is in with DeSantis, especially the mayor of Miami Beach, who will regret what he said.
I don't think there's any question Florida's handled it poorly.
We're usually between 7th or 12th with the worst mortality rate for COVID in the country.
And these spikes come almost entirely without any ability to control them.
I'm really amazed, by the way, because we handle hurricanes much differently.
We all get together and we say the same thing.
But right now, when it comes to this, for whatever reason, our governor and legislature have decided that they're going to champion not taking the virus rather than urging people to take the virus.
That's sort of nuts to me because that's the golden ticket out of this.
Take the virus!
Take it!
I keep this in one folder.
Maybe get a whole show out of this.
Let me see.
I can tell you how many we have.
Oh my goodness.
I have...
Jeez.
Well, okay.
Man, there's got to...
You know what?
I might be able to fill a full hour.
Close...
I'm going to say 37 minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, they're all marked GAFF, G-A-F-F-E. And if you go to bingit.io, you can probably find all of them just by searching for GAFF. Of course, these reduced quarantine timelines from 10 to 5 days, great for professional sports.
That's helpful.
That makes a big difference.
I believe, by the way, I don't think it was the airlines that got this thing to change.
I think it was the sports.
No, I'm with you on that.
In the UK where they...
Right in the middle of all these bowl games.
In the UK where team owners, for some reason, don't cherish their assets the way the US team owners do by shooting them up with saline or something else.
People are asking questions now.
Why have we had five high-profile collapses of soccer players?
Cardiologist Professor Guido Piles says...
Five?
There's more than that.
Well, this is Daily Mail.
They only have five in the UK. In the UK. In the UK. He says, it's terrifying, but it's just a coincidence.
Just a coincidence.
I don't know if you have any hair, Pierre, Dr.
Pierre, you'll look great without it.
You're all going to get shaven, every single one of us.
And in the UK, finally, wait, not UK, Israel, where they are just about to roll out the fourth jab, which means it has to come everywhere.
And now an Israeli hospital has begun a clinical trial to give volunteers a fourth dose of a vaccine against COVID.
150 staff at the Sheba Medical Center outside Tel Aviv will be monitored to see if the vaccine is safe and effective in producing antibodies against COVID, including the Omicron variant.
Professor Jacob Lavi said he was excited to be the first in line to receive his fourth jab.
Well, I'm excited to be the first person apparently in the world who got the fourth booster of the COVID vaccine.
To paraphrase an old saying, it's a small jab in the shoulder, probably a giant step for mankind.
All right, you're not allowed to make sayings anymore.
Yeah.
Okay, fourth jab.
But Israel, which is the petri dish for Pfizer.
Now, headline after headline, Um...
2022!
Possible massive bird flu outbreak.
Yeah.
Israeli National Security Council has assumed control of a massive bird flu outbreak in Galilee, which scientists warn could become a mass disaster.
Mass...
Mass disaster.
For humans.
Yes.
That's right.
They have 863 human cases.
And people have died.
So this could be it.
This could be the big one.
This could be the H5N1. Luckily, we have mRNA to the rescue.
One of these days.
Yeah, this bird flu thing, I mean, they've been trying to push the bird flu thing on us for time after time.
And it's an influenza style of virus, so it's, I don't know if this M or anything, I think it's a flop.
Pretty much.
They're going to have to hold off, hold back on that.
Yeah, let me see.
Killing the cranes is what's, for some reason.
The bird flu?
Yeah.
I remember when we lived in Belgium, we had bird flu, remember that?
Yeah, it comes and goes.
Culling all the birds, and we were worried.
Oh, they're killing the chickens?
They wanted to kill our swans.
Oh, I don't know if it's hitting the swans.
Well, I know it was hitting, this latest one's hitting the cranes.
Could wipe out the cranes.
It's unlikely, but it could.
Do you have anything else for COVID, or can we move off of that?
I do have some kind of connective clips, but not really COVID. Connective is good.
I think I'm pretty much done, other than the government and Moderna are still fighting over who invented the COVID-19 vaccine.
That's heating up.
They're all after the money now.
Hey, man, I should be on that patent, man.
I work for the government.
It's going to be cool when it goes to court.
So here's, just as an entremont, are you good at spelling?
Do you consider yourself a good speller?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think you are too.
I want you to spell one of these hosts' names.
This is an Ask Adam, and this is one of the new hosts.
Maybe she's been there for a while, but this is during the two-week period where they put all the substitutes in.
Yeah, oh yeah, everyone.
Everyone's a substitute now, yeah.
And this is an Ask Adam spelling.
I want you to spell her name.
Live from NPR News in Washington, I'm Dua Halees.
I kowtow.
Ask Adam.
Ask Adam.
Will he know or will he won't?
I don't know, but here we go.
Ask Adam.
Ask Adam.
More importantly, this bit is hard to complete because there's no way I even understand what they're saying.
VR News in Washington.
I'm Dua Lisa Kautau.
Dua Lisa Kautau.
So D-U-O-A, Lisa, L-I-S-A, Kautau, which would probably be K-O-H-T-A-O. Yeah.
Are you going to pay it off?
No, I don't know what it is.
I don't know how to spell it either.
You can't do this segment like that!
I did!
Okay, so here's another one.
This is the one that's more connective.
I've been hearing this over and over, and I bitch about this on the show constantly, incessantly.
And you don't pay much attention, but you do hear me complain.
And it's like...
And this clip is the Build Back Better Afterthought Ask Adam.
I put that on their reminder.
This is Build Back Better.
Just part of his, you know, say what's he going to do with a bill no one's going to ever pass, let's hope.
And I finally realized something.
I didn't even, I never considered it before because I've been complaining about it too much.
Well, look what's in Build Back Better.
Childcare.
You can reduce it by up to 70%.
That would be the difference between 20 million women who aren't back in the workforce being able to go back if you pass it.
We're talking about healthcare.
Insulin.
We've got 200,000 kids with type 1 diabetes.
Okay.
So my complaint, and I've got other similar clips where he wants to do this, and I always say, why don't you just legislate things and just say, no, you've got to make the insulin, you know, because they jack the price of the insulin up.
You mentioned this earlier in the show.
And why don't you just say, no, you can't do that.
Put an executive order, drop the price or else.
He can.
I realized what's really going on here, and I didn't understand it.
They're not going to drop the price of insulin.
They're going to pay for it with government money.
So the pharmaceutical companies and all these deals they're supposed to make with the price is going to come down.
It's not going to come down.
It's going to be the same price but all the money coming out of this $3 trillion bill is going to go straight to the pharmaceutical companies to lower the price to you.
Yes.
So they're not changing anything.
They're just taking our money and paying a gouge.
Paying the gougers.
And by the way, it's a little offensive that you said I don't pay attention to what you say, but okay.
It's how you want to talk to me.
You're absolutely right.
And let's take it one step further.
This child, I forget what they call it, but it's not a tax credit.
It's cash money.
And depending on the age of the child, let's say you have three children, that's going to be close to $2,000 a month.
Cash.
Now they have to pay taxes over it, which is never mentioned, but they'll find that out.
So that's your money too.
It's all just a money grab.
Yeah.
But what really galls me, okay, well, you know, I can kind of give somebody some money for their kids to a point.
But they're not going to lower the prices of drugs.
They're going to just give them free money.
Yes.
$54 billion so far for Pfizer, Moderna, BioNTech, and J&J combined.
$54 billion, pretty good.
Yeah, they'll just keep it going.
When I said you're not paying any attention, the reason I say that is because you never jumped on board with my thinking that this was stupid.
Oh, okay.
Because I kept saying this is stupid.
Why do you need a bill to lower the price of drugs?
Just lower the price.
You don't need legislation.
You don't need all this money.
And now you should say, well, now I'm paying attention.
You're obviously an idiot.
Because I should have known from the beginning that this was not about lowering prices of drugs.
It was just giving them free money.
Yes.
I'm just galled by this.
It took me so long to figure this out.
But he needs legislation for the free money, obviously.
Yeah, that's the point.
You don't need legislation to lower the prices of drugs.
Yeah, no, it's a very good point.
It almost seems like maybe I'm just so jaded and so intuitive, like, oh, of course that's what's going on, because we know that every single test, every single vaccine has all been paid for.
Same thing.
Yeah, they're just taking our money.
I can't believe how much they're taking, though.
There is one thing that they could do, if you look at history of, you know, kind of switching to inflation.
I think, was it Nixon?
Who, in the 70s, put in wage and price controls.
Yes, he did.
Could that be coming back, too?
Not for the pharma, obviously.
Well, everybody goes, okay, everybody goes nuts.
Yeah.
Especially the Republicans.
Yeah.
They go nuts when wage and price controls come into play because that is communism.
Correct.
And Nixon kind of got away with it by dancing around it, you know, and pretending he wasn't doing it.
But he did it, did no good, never does any good.
And Nixon's plan...
Oh, no, it was horrible.
It backfired.
It didn't work.
It tends to backfire.
Yeah.
And, no, you can't...
In a system like this, a capitalistic system, it really has to work itself out.
I mean, we've been pretty much in a, since the year, almost since the year 2000, but specifically since 2008.
We have been in a mess because of all this bonds.
Money!
This money that's been printed up and is going into the bonds.
It's not technically printed.
It's just mystery money.
Yeah.
Modern monetary theory, baby.
Why bother?
You just put it on the books.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so they do it to buy all these bonds.
And so this quantitative easing is what it was first called.
It has screwed up everything.
The whole market is completely out of whack.
And it hasn't come back to bite us in the ass, but it has to.
Well, I'd say the inflation part is.
That's hurting.
Maybe just the beginning.
Wait, is it going to get worse?
Much worse?
Yeah, actually, I have a couple of inflation clips.
Yes, yes, let's do inflation clips.
But it doesn't answer.
It's not our fault.
This WION again.
Yeah, I like that.
And WION blames it on China.
And this is actually a pretty good series of clips because this is another thing that backfires, which is what China is doing right now, which is not reported at all in the Western media.
This is China's hoarding, part one.
Have you been complaining about the growing inflation?
Have your monthly expenses gone up?
Are you now paying more for your daily essentials?
Things like rice, cooking oil, pulses and more.
If you are, you're not alone.
It's happening across the world.
In India, for instance, inflation has jumped.
In Sri Lanka, there is a food shortage.
In Nepal, inflation has touched a 19-month high.
In Bangladesh, inflation is breaking records.
In the month of November, it touched a five-year high.
And in Pakistan, food inflation is crushing the poor.
Like I said, price rises hurting everyone, everywhere in the world.
The whole of South Asia, for instance, is struggling with inflation.
It's happening due to a combination of domestic and international factors.
I'm here to tell you that this inflation will get worse because of one country, China.
China is adding to global inflation.
How?
By hoarding the world's grain.
How much?
More than half of the global supply.
China is hoarding more than half of the global supply of food grains.
This includes maize and grains, other grains.
China represents less than 20% of the world's population, but it has a stockpile that can feed more than 50% of the planet.
Shit, I didn't know that was happening with the grain.
I know about other things, but...
Yeah, well, okay, there you go.
Hello, food processors.
They're ready.
Don't worry.
3D-printed beef is standing by.
It's no problem.
We don't eat grain.
Just cook some shit in canola oil.
Which is made from a grain.
It's sludge.
It's sludge.
Part two.
China's mass hoarding is causing a global price rise.
It is also pushing countries into famine.
On Gravitas tonight, we'll tell you about the dangerous fallout of China's mass hoarding.
First, let's tell you what China is doing.
How much food supply is Beijing hoarding?
Let's give you some numbers.
Estimates say China has 69% of the world's maize reserves, 60% of the rice reserves, and 51% of the wheat reserves.
Going by one report, China's food supplies are at a quote-unquote historically high level.
And it's just one Chinese state-owned enterprise that is building the stockpile.
It's called the COFCO Group.
This is a major food processing company.
The Costco Group runs one of China's largest food stockpiling bases.
It is in Dalian, in northeast China.
It's a port.
It has 310 huge silos.
They store beans and grains, supplied from within China and abroad.
From here, the port of Dalian, China distributes food to the rest of the country.
You could say the Costco Group is critical for China's food security.
But for the rest of us, it's a threat.
Because this mass hoarding of food in China is impacting the world.
Number one, food prices are rising across the world.
They have jumped by 30% in a year.
These are numbers from November this year.
They were compiled by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization.
Number two, the hoarding is pushing countries into famine.
Again, we have some numbers from the United Nations.
In 2020, 700 million people were living in famine-like conditions.
In recent years, these numbers have gone up by 100 million.
So more people are starving now.
Experts in Japan are blaming the Chinese for this.
Whoa!
That's some new information.
I didn't know about this grain stuff.
So, the Costco thing is interesting because...
Costco.
Yes, Costco.
C-O-S-C-O. I thought she said C-O-F-C-O, not C. No, it's Costco.
C-O-S-C-O. Okay, I'm just going to have to...
I heard her say Costco.
Costco is the Chinese food processor, so I don't know why you think she said Costco.
I think pretty sure it was Costco.
Well, I'm pretty sure it's Costco.
C-O-S-C-O. Let's do a little research on the web.
Okay, about Costco.
Okay.
Costco, I think, is shipping.
Thank you.
They just do shipping.
I think it's Costco.
I'm pretty sure it's Costco.
I immediately went looking for it as she was talking about it.
Does that ruin your, whatever you were going to say?
No, it doesn't ruin anything.
Okay.
Yeah, sugar.
I think grains and cereals.
It's Costco.
C-O-F-C-O. Okay, it is Costco.
Mm-hmm.
No, the reason I was going to say that is because I thought that what she was talking about was also...
Okay, well, I was confusing you with the cargo containers that go by.
They used to go by your window every day.
I understand.
Every day.
I understand.
You thought they were just empty containers.
It's similar to Cargill.
Yes, it's a food processor, exactly.
Yeah, you're buddies.
Mm-hmm.
I'm thinking when somebody centralizes like this, this one company in China, I wonder if you can invest in them.
It just seems dangerous to me.
I think it's dangerous to have Cargill too, by the way.
Of course.
This is why Texas Slim is doing food intelligence.
These people truly are enemies.
It's a bottleneck.
But the way I see it, what I've understood, the bottleneck is intentional because it's a lot cheaper to just use cell cultures and fake food.
That's where they're all going.
We've looked at all of the manufacturing machines in the magazines.
It's all going away from real protein, real beef.
And I don't know about pork.
I'm sure it would be the same.
Maybe not in China.
And they're moving towards fake shit.
We've been eating that for years already.
Look at the cereal aisle.
It's cardboard.
It's sugary cardboard.
Yeah, I think this is the whole idea.
To kill us.
Well, here we go with part three.
Now, this should not come as a surprise.
When one country takes up more than 50% of the world's supply, what do you expect?
The question is, why is China hoarding?
Why are they doing it?
And to understand that, you have to flip the pages of history.
The Communist Party of China is paranoid about food security.
It's because of this man, Mao Zedong, the founder of modern-day China, also the brain behind one of the biggest man-made disasters in human history.
In 1958, Mao Zedong proposed the Great Leap Forward.
This was China's second five-year plan, the Great Leap Forward.
Mao Zedong wanted to industrialize the Chinese economy and he wanted to do it quickly.
He ended up ruining it.
He reorganized China's population into communes.
And they were forced to drop everything else and make steel in their backyards.
Regular people, everyone basically.
Farm work was stopped.
Pots and pans were confiscated.
The result was a massive famine.
One that is said to have killed as many as 45 million people.
Oh, so much more effective than shitty vaccines.
Starve them.
It's more better.
This brings up an interesting point, as mentioned by Dr.
Gigi Foster.
She is at the University of New South Wales.
She's an economist, and she sees this happening.
She sees these supply chain issues.
Australia very dependent on China for many things.
And what she's saying seems logical, but I think it's happening.
It's certainly happening here where I live, and it's going to happen everywhere, and this may be our future.
What I would expect over time to emerge is that there will be other institutions that spring up.
When we talk about businesses, it's the businesses that are existing now, sure, but what about businesses in another six months that have said, you know what, to hell with this stuff.
I'm going to set up my own lumber business or whatever, and I may be vaccinated myself, but I'm going to allow people who are unvaccinated to come in, and I'm maybe just going to research on how to stay under the radar.
I'm going to have a friend or something in the government where I can rely on being able to just service these people because, you know, what are we going to do?
These people need to work.
I'm going to make some sort of argument, I don't know, and get some kind of an exception.
That's the sort of working around bad system that we see in communist countries, that we saw in 1930s Germany as well.
People trying to get stuff done.
You have to work around the bad system.
You don't work with the system anymore.
It's you against the system, which is so unfortunate and horrible to have to say in a Western democratic society where we thought we could trust our institutions.
To, you know, deliver goods for us, good things for us, and we can work with them, and they were set up on our behalf.
That's just no longer the case right now.
Those systems have been hijacked by this crazy imperative.
And so we need to have, and we will, over time, because of these pressures, see the emergence of Alternative institutions, alternative media channels, alternative shops, alternative ways to interact with each other on different platforms that didn't exist previously because the current platforms are no longer usable because they've been destroyed.
Man, I hope the Adderall supply doesn't run out for her.
She'll need it.
Well, I want to get back to the Kafka thing, which is the...
China and her little history there, which went on for a long time, by the way, because Mao is a great...
Yeah, exactly.
They did the same thing.
They had to make good with what they had.
Smelt steel in your backyard.
So there's two things that are going on at the same time.
One is this hoarding, which is affecting everybody.
And the second one is, again, there are crazy lockdowns over almost no cases.
Yes, 1,100 cases.
And shaming people who break the lockdown curfew.
You saw that?
They were marching people down the street.
Yeah.
Without their head shaven.
Not their head shaven, sadly.
Now...
I get the sense that China, I guess they've been doing this for a while, but what are they afraid of?
I mean, they're not hoarding to try to...
I thought that first, when I was told about the story, that they were hoarding to corner the market to pull a fast one, which they've never accomplished with any success.
They tried it with silk, when they ruined the Japanese silk market, and all they ended up doing was collapsing the market, so silk is cheaper than it...
You know, it's very inexpensive, considering what goes into it.
That's what I thought at first, but now I'm thinking, what's going on in the back rooms, though, that they expect to need this food?
Are they expecting a giant, is it bird flu, or is something coming down the road, or are they freaked out about?
What are they freaked out about?
Well, I see that differently.
I see them not hoarding.
I see them as cutting off.
It's like a siege.
They're putting the world under siege.
This is not hoarding.
This is not shipping it out.
Well, I just see it differently.
I don't see it that way.
Okay.
I mean, it could be a scheme because they've been, you know, building up their military, they're doing all these different things.
Okay, again, I'll go back to the food intelligence.
Is it possible that they want to get people hungry and then, you know, problem, reaction, solution, and then we have, oh, well, here's a burger.
It's made from soy, but it's a burger.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
All these food processors are into that.
It's more profitable.
Wildly.
I know it's hard to believe that people would consider giving us shit to eat to kill us or that might kill us, but really, I don't think it's that hard.
Yeah, I'm not quite subscribing to that thesis with this Chinese thing.
It's another way of saying you're not buying it, but okay.
If you don't want to like, subscribe, or follow, that's okay.
You quickly noticed the switcheroo.
Yeah, I saw it coming down Broadway.
Well, either way, that needs to stop.
It needs to stop.
And the fact that we have to get that information from W-I-O-N, that's troubling.
That's really troubling.
Anytime I get information from W-I-O-N, I've got to go, what is wrong with our media?
With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who literally put two C's in Kafka, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
John C. Dvorak.
Way in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
In the morning, all ships at sea, boots on the ground.
Feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
And we've got a full troll room.
They're very feisty this morning.
Lots of opinions.
Lots of...
Like vomiting opinions.
Let's count them there, you ugly trolls.
Let's see what we got here.
Scurry away, I see ya.
2148, about consistent with the...
Consistent.
Consistent.
Those are people who are listening live to this show, and you can jump into the troll room at trollroom.io, listen live, and then you can, if you want, you can start trolling, which today, people are getting a lot of joy.
I think they're getting the last troll vibes of 2021 out of their system, getting ready for a refresh in 2022.
They're there, 24-7.
Just go to trollroom.io.
it cannot miss.
You can also check us out and follow us at noagendasocial.com, which is part of a federated system.
It's called the Fediverse.
It's Mastodon, which means anyone can set up a server.
You can do it on a laptop at home.
You can get service from some people, five euros a month.
It's good to go.
And then you can contain your own, your family, your friends, a small circle, your You can decide who can do what.
There's no algo, so it's a really nice, calm system.
It works very well for us, and it's decentralized for a reason, so there's no central point of failure.
We locked down NoAgendaSocial.com at 10,000 users, which already is an incredible amount of...
It takes a lot of resources to keep this running.
Aaron is always on his toes keeping this going.
And guess what?
Do I have to guess?
No, you don't actually.
It's just a soliloquy.
Guess what?
We went down.
NoagendaSocial.com went down a couple days ago for quite a while.
It was up and down.
It was all kinds of errors.
And I will tell you what happened.
It's exactly why we like it being decentralized.
Someone flipped something on in the Fediverse and something big happened and just such an influx of information came in.
Our system bogged down.
We had to upgrade it.
We have to give it more resources.
The disk resources.
It's unbelievable.
But thank God, everyone else who was part of the No Agenda Fediverse, they had no problems.
No Agenda Social.nl kept going.
ITM Slaves kept going.
That's why it's decentralized.
So whether it was a bug or an attack or whatever it is, and that's the future.
That's why it couldn't post yesterday.
That's correct.
And you can follow Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com.
That is not an email address.
If you email it, it's not going to work.
Or John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com.
Go to Mastodon.social, I think, or get on Mastodon.
Just do a search for Mastodon.
You can get an account, and then you search for us.
You'll find us, and then the minute you click on follow, the flow will start to come in.
Got to thank the artist for episode 1411.
We titled that one Norgay, which was not controversial for us, interestingly enough.
I predicted that.
It's like no one cares.
There was not a single pushback on that.
Yep.
Dame Kenny Ben brought us the artwork.
There were a number of things we looked at.
This was Santa with the big syringe over his shoulder.
This, of course, was related to Christmas and the fact that Santa is immune.
So we just solidified that for the rest of days with a Santa is immune piece of artwork.
Good, simple color palette.
I think we both really enjoyed that.
Did we argue about anything?
Yes.
Yeah, I think so.
You like Darren O'Neill's art, which was Santa's Hungry, and you liked it because it resembles...
Which artist now?
I don't remember.
Someone you're a big fan of.
He's standing in front of the store window.
Oh, that one.
Yeah, no, that's a Hopper piece.
That's Nighthawks was the name of the original.
Yeah, anyway, Edward Hopper is my favorite artist, period, and he has this melancholy emotion that he gets into his art that is, well, he's dead now, but he used to, that I just find fascinating.
It's really nice stuff.
And we might have gone with that, except the closed for Christmas kind of made it look like no agenda was closed for Christmas.
We found that a confusing thing.
That is, you're right.
That's exactly the reason I rejected it myself because it made it look as, because we were bragging about the fact, oh, we work on Christmas, we work on New Year's.
And I was like, you know, make a big stink about it.
And so this indicated otherwise, and that's what I think killed it.
Otherwise, I would have picked it, would have pushed it harder.
That's what she said.
Let me see.
Subtle things, you know, to do it.
Yeah, yeah.
We both chuckled at the be gay, come to Norway, but we thought that was taking it a bit far.
Let's see, what else was there?
Anything else that really stuck out?
I don't think so.
I'm looking.
I don't think so.
No.
I think those are the ones we discussed.
We did look at Roundy's art, which he took the one dissenter in the crowd of Nazis.
Oh, yeah.
It's more of a cartoon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cute.
Masks as a joke is getting old.
You know what I mean?
And I don't get the piece by Spook number 33 has been doing a lot of pieces and he repeats himself a lot and changes just minor things.
But I don't get the wine bottle gag.
It's just, I don't know what he's trying to...
I just want to get the car, the car with the 33 on the side by Comic Strip Blogger, Bribery Jambo, Lambo.
I guess because the gal bought the Lambo from the money.
It just didn't seem like a show.
And one is something Santa-ish.
It was a Christmas show.
It's always better to have one gag in the whole image than a whole bunch of small ones, is my opinion.
Well, we pick a lot of stuff that loads up with 33s.
Sure.
Pack shots, usually.
Pack shots.
Yeah.
Anyway, yeah.
The Santa Claus with the syringe.
It was appropriate.
We like these traditional things, so we like to have traditional.
And she did a lot of pieces.
She did.
She did.
She did a lot of pieces.
She did Santa on holiday, which I think was usable.
Be safe was good.
You know, she did a bunch of stuff.
Yeah.
So thank you, Dame Kenny, Ben.
Big day come to Norway.
That was the funniest.
That got the biggest laugh.
We weren't going to pick it.
So someone sent me a note, by the way, about that.
Hold on a second.
What was that?
Oh, yes.
You were talking about how Norway ties into the COVID scam, and I remember reading about Borg Brenda a while back.
He's the president of the World Economic Forum.
I think what our producer here is trying to say is that the elites in Norway are very tied into the whole you-will-own-nothing-and-you-will-like-it kind of World Economic Forum idea, and so maybe that's why you get a little harder push, so to speak.
I thought he was trying to indicate that the elites of Norway were all gay.
No?
All right.
John at Dvorak.org, everybody.
Yeah, all you elite, send me a note.
You can find all of these pieces of art that we were talking about just by looking at your phone right now or whatever you use for your podcast listening.
I recommend you get a modern podcast app at newpodcastapps.com.
Podcasting 2.0 is protecting, enhancing, and extending podcasting and we're proud of it.
They cannot take you down from there.
They can make it tough, but they cannot take you down.
It is long note day, but we had, of course, end of the year.
People like to wish everyone well.
All across Gitbo Nation, very excited.
Some of these are very funny.
And these people are, in fact, our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1412.
Yeah, and I want to start off with our number one donor because it's a little odd.
Not odd that he donated, but he has a complaint in here.
And this is Seronimus.
He came in with 2157.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Again, code that we'll never understand, but whoa.
Well, he mentions it here, because here's what happened.
Oh, wait, let me say this.
Oh, wow.
Far out.
Oh, wow.
Right on.
Right on, man.
Yes.
Yes.
From Seronymous and Dogpatch and Laura Silbovia, thank you for all the producers that make this program the best show in the universe.
As the mis-, dis-, and mal-information, misinformation, disinformation, and mal-information grows, all forms of media participating in the abyss of disservice, this married band of individuals helps unbundle the messaging.
This is one of his longer notes, by the way.
Mm-hmm.
Part of the theme of today's show is Long Note Day.
For example, if we assume COVID was a biological attack, which I think is a good idea to assume, the extensive use of Miss Dis and Mal through the many forms of media and resulting chaos across the free world was identified on this show.
It was.
Mm-hmm.
Honesty, integrity, and sacrifice was wanting in leadership.
Well, that's the media.
They don't care.
They're bought out.
Free world leadership did not see these as attacks and lacked the moral honesty to address fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
Cyberattacks, while challenging short-term with things such as service disruptions, have not created the devastation of war or riots.
Media through propaganda has, and if this was an attack, it was successful in changing the hearts and minds toward the enemies of liberty and offers an outline to follow.
Yep.
In 1838, as then 28-year-old Abraham Lincoln said the following, quote,"...from whence shall we expect the approach of danger?
Shall some transatlantic military giant step the earth and crush us at a blow?
Never!" All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force, take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track in the Blue Ridge in the trail of a thousand years.
No.
If destruction will be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher.
As a nation of free men, we will live forever or die by suicide.
Wow.
Then he's got here, no agenda is our suicide hotline.
All right.
Now, then he says, this is the interesting part, the new UPS 10-year plan.
USPS. I'm sorry, USPS, United States Postal Service.
That slows first-class delivery is disruptive to my donations.
And this accounts for the fact that some donations of late have crawled into the next month because he always sends his donation in around the fourth week of a month.
And he sends them first-class mail and it's typically cash?
Yes.
Which we discourage, but he does.
I have relied on a two-show mail cycle from the various locations.
My October mailing was received four shows after mailing, and my November donation was received three shows after mailing.
Closer mailing location this time, which is true, this one came out of, his mailing came out of Southern California somewhere.
STC, Surface Transfer Centers, that are outside of the USPS monitoring system is troubling, particularly giving my content.
I'm talking about his money.
So what he did is he sent a two-day thing, but he sent in the other one.
He sent in two donations.
And one just disappeared?
No, they both came.
Oh.
But they came at the same time, and one was mailed normally, and one was two-day.
And the mail, I'm going to tell him this so he knows this.
What's today's date?
Today's the 31st.
30th.
Or the 30th, okay.
His mailing from December 20th was picked up On the 29th, because the post office was closed last Tuesday, I'm sorry, last Friday and Saturday.
Ah, right.
So if he mailed, it may have showed up, but I couldn't get it, and I only pick up twice a week.
So his donations are like a COVID count after the weekend.
So you never know.
So he actually...
Donated twice as much.
And I don't know if he wants to skip a month.
I don't know what he wants to do about that.
But he thought it was lost.
But they both came at exactly the same time.
Well, at least it's encouraging that it wasn't stolen.
No, I don't think he's ever been.
He says something was stolen, but I think he's referring to the time that he strapped some gold coins in an envelope.
With a big note, gold coins enclosed.
Do not bend, fold, or mutilate.
Gold coins enclosed.
So I don't know what this surface transfer centers are a problem, I guess.
Anyway, he continues, a late happy Hanukkah and an early happy Christmas to many faithful in the community.
Unlike the PBS and T song, I pray there is a hell and encourage the many faithful to join in a prayer to send many evildoers to the fires of hell.
Praying for other salvation seems pointless in this environment, so let's just send them to hell, freeing us of their company for eternity.
No jingles, no karma.
And then he mentions that there's a duplicate letter.
It was on both donations.
BST for those who are young is blood, sweat, and tears.
And, well, you know, maybe 2022 the IRS will finally figure out the tax situation.
Then he can send us Bitcoin, maybe, one day.
That is certainly a solution for his issues.
Bank transfer?
Yeah, but he wants to be completely anonymous.
That's the whole point.
He could do a bank transfer anytime he wants, but that's not how he rolls.
I get it.
Seronymous of Dogpatch and Lois Lobovia, thank you so much for being always a continuous patron saint of the show.
It is highly appreciated.
We also appreciate Patrick Remensberger, who sends us a palindrome, 1222.21.
Same forward as backwards.
Second donation.
First note, please de-douche.
Oh, I've got to get my de-doucher out.
You've been de-douched.
Patrick continues, no jingles, writing you a letter after I get my night signet ring.
Just wanted to get this donation in, as it is well-deserved, and the 1-2-2-2-2-1 is three months since I'm no longer 33.
Thank you for your service.
I'll grab this one, too.
From Blake in Chicago, Illinois, and he sends us 5-8-88-88-88-88.88.
And he has a calculation.
1 plus 4 plus 1 plus 2 is 8.
My lucky number and end-of-year donation of all 8s for show 1412.
There you go.
1412 equals 8.
Another chart-topping year by the No Agenda Show, thanks to John Adam, all the producers involved, and using their fat, healthy amygdala to spot the bullcrap.
I started at show 1263, flibbergibbit.
And thought, what the heck is all this?
This is crazy.
But these people, they're making sense.
I'd stopped watching TV and news in 1991.
This is my first podcast ever after getting hit in the mouth by my precious metal dealer, Chris.
You can imagine my surprise to see Adam here after last seeing him on MTV. My boss, by the way, was Herb Albert for about four years when I was a semi-pro musician.
That's another story which we'd love to hear about.
To date, including this donation, I've donated way beyond knighthood, but as for nothing, all because I feel like I'm already getting what I'm paying for.
Honest news analysis that you cannot get anywhere else.
Big shout out to my Chicago cellmates.
Our no agenda group here are thick as thieves and it's about to transition to private parties with all the restrictions starting January 3rd.
Way too many personal NA-related stories to cover here.
Perhaps I will email a few.
Just wanted to be sure I got one thank you across the bow before 2021 is out.
I leave you with a bulleted point list from a recent email to Adam.
One, we can never be grateful enough for the services you provide.
Two, we will support you until we are broke, dead, or both.
This work is beyond money.
This is humanity helping humanity.
John and Adam are among the few who represent the proletariat in the world today.
And finally, anyone who listens and doesn't donate is a douchebag.
Cheers, Blake.
Thank you, Blake.
Very nice.
Yeah, cute.
Part of the long note day.
Yeah, oh well.
Six, six, seven...
There's content in these notes, though.
There's content.
Yeah, that was not a bad note.
It was a good complimentary note.
I like the note.
We learned something about the U.S. Postal Service and the Surface Transfer Centers.
Although I don't like the idea of cancer-fighting karma and have it being necessary by anyone.
But Borislav Marinov, or Sir Borislav Marinov in Trabuco Canyon, California, came in with 666.67.
And his note is simple.
Do you want some cancer-fighting karma or something?
And I need it right now.
Okay, then just to make sure we get the most out of it, I'll make it a cancer R2-D2. You've got...
Karma.
You're good, David.
David, are you going to do it?
No, you're going to do it.
David Gomez, $500 from Holly Springs, North Carolina.
In the morning, dear John and Adam, I'd like to give you both this $500 donation to absolve me of carrying the burden of being a douchebag.
It's been almost a year since my last offering.
Please accept my apologies.
Oh, of course, accepted right away.
When combined with accounting below, this puts me into the much-coveted knighthood status.
This, of course, was also my birthday wish to myself, December 29th.
Please add me to the list next to Kelly Day on December 30th.
They may not be on there.
I'll have to check.
That's the smoking hot wife of Mike Day from Fuque Verino.
See, I'm saying it right now, I think.
I'd like wet brisket and 16-year-old Abelure.
Abelure?
What is Abelure?
Is that a whiskey?
Scotch.
Scotch.
Abelure at the round table.
It's been ordered.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
It was an honor to hang with lots of local Noagenda listeners recently at a local meetup here in Cary, North Carolina.
Loud shout out to Tom for putting that together.
Look forward to hanging with the group again soon.
From this day forward, I wish to be known as Sir Infinitus, the chivalrous CRNA and surgical positioning master of North Carolina.
As the owner of Infinitus Medical Technologies, infinitismedical.com, a private North Carolina-based veteran-owned and nurse anesthesist-founded surgical device company, we have come a long way as a startup eight years ago.
We are evolving surgical care and safety for both patients and their caregivers.
So yes, Adam, like you said in episode 1410, Dave's are well known to startup companies, but it's never always easy or glamorous as you both know.
Yes, of course, business is hard.
I'd like to request an R2D2 Karma for all fellow listeners out there, Jobs Karma for all those in need, and an F Cancer Jingle for our dear friend Marty who just lost his father right before Christmas.
We love you, man.
Keep doing what you're doing.
You both remain the voice of sanity during these tumultuous times.
Love is lit.
Your devoted listener, David of Holly Springs.
And so we will do the combo here with jobs and cancer.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
You can go to the birthday list and you'll find that Eric doesn't have Michael listed.
He does have Kelly Day being wished a happy birthday by Michael Day.
It should be David Gomez.
Okay, I got you.
David Gomez.
You can read the next one.
I got this.
So John Helmer's up next from Shawnee, Kansas 420.
Exploitive name of a city.
They need to change it.
Greetings, John and Adam.
This $420 donation, 420, get it?
Officially takes me to Barron.
I'd like to be upgraded to John Helmer, Barron of Belfouche.
Thank you for the twice-weekly dose of sanity.
It's been indispensable in 2021.
Shout out to the KC meetup crew.
You're all the best.
For jingles, please give me L Sharpton versus the teleprompter.
You slaves can get used to mac and cheese and goat karma.
Resist.
We much.
We must.
They're all jitty about a shutdown.
The Tortoise in the race.
Then co-author of Hubris.
U2 lead singer Bono.
Fran Drasher.
Siganoy Weaver.
Suspect Jahar Sanayev.
Rush Limbaugh.
The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
You slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
Macaroni and cheap cheddar melted together.
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
Hey, everybody.
You've got...
Karma.
Onward with $400 from John Grumling, a.k.a.
Sir Ready Kilowatt, and we all know him.
He's Ready Kilowatt in the troll room.
Donations celebrate the work truck turning over 400,000 miles.
Nice.
Many of those miles were better thanks to the No Agenda podcast.
This probably gets me to some advanced title.
But hey, I work for a living.
No jingles, no karma, he says.
I'd love to know what kind of truck he's got.
Maybe $400,000.
Yeah, what's hanging in there?
I'm sure it's...
We like that.
I'm sure it's not a Russian truck.
Sir B of the...
Does he have any jingles?
Nope.
Sir B of the New Republic of Florexis.
Florexis.
Florida, Texas.
Okay, I don't know where that is, but somewhere.
I guess it's Louisiana.
$350.
And what is...
Personally, but in my most challenging year, I appreciate the content of the No Agenda show.
Or he says constant.
Maybe it's what he meant.
Even in my lowest days, I've always looked forward to the show for a mild escape, John, Adam.
Thank you!
Above all, it helped me to realize that my problems are trivial when compared to the struggles that many others face.
My problems still suck, but perspective is an amazing thing.
As it is with love, joy, and fulfillment, I have endeavored to find my own truth, and I thank you for being part of that journey.
As for listening, please take time to reflect on what will bring you peace, love, and happiness in your life.
Then spend every day thereafter listening to the No Agenda show.
Oh, sorry.
Then spending every day thereafter taking steps to achieve it.
Love and light to the No Agenda show, its producers, and the douchebags.
Karma for all.
Sir B of the New Republic of Florexes.
You've got karma.
Ah!
Sir Cal and the gang at lavenderblossoms.org.
345.67.
Happy New Year, he says, and we say Happy New Year to you.
Outstanding products at lavenderblossoms.org.
Thanks for all the entertainment and support you continue to provide.
Sir Cal and the gang here.
P.S. I miss the Korean news lady.
Do you still have the jingle?
Why, yes.
Ah, we got him.
Got her.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
We have a couple of...
We've got a couple of different versions.
I had not heard that one in a long time.
Michael Bray, he's up next.
33333.
Adam and John just wanted to drop this donation in hopes that the 33 Club is about to be...
is about to be Deep 66 dead.
Oh, is that...
Is he talking about the Disneyland Club 33?
Yeah.
I don't know what he's talking about.
I wonder.
I know our club's gone.
His torch is gone.
Then he says, Happy New Year.
Happy New Year to you.
Nick Ames is in Happy Valley, Oregon, 3333.
Firstly, please, de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
Thank you very much, he says.
I was hit in the mouth of my co-worker Charlie a few months ago and was shocked to learn he was still a douchebag.
I recently hit my friend Annalise in the mouth, and she's now an avid listener, but they're both douchebags.
That's no way to start the new year.
We all appreciate the work you do and keep us all sane in this clown world.
Can I please get a big Job's Karma for everybody out there deciding whether they have to have a jab or a job?
And a drone again, naturally, just because I haven't heard it in a while.
Let 2022 be the year we can live mass-free once again.
Thanks, guys.
Bye!
Regards, Nick Ames.
Okay.
I'll just have to get the Jobs.
Here we go.
The drone again, naturally.
Jobs.
And next is our Sir Michael Anthony from Rosedale, New York, who we played his, read most of his note already.
He's the one who got arrested at the Burger King for $333.33.
And I think there's pretty much, we've read all of this.
Yeah, I would say go to michaelanthony.life because he's got interesting things on that website, including his thrash metal.
That's what I played before the show started.
Ah.
All right.
Owen.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's funny.
Owen Marsh, Almonte, Ontario, 33333.
And he says, boots on the ground report from Ontario.
I'm in a couple hours shows behind, so hopefully you haven't talked about this already.
The Ontario government publishes daily case rates by vaccine status, unvaccinated, partially vaccinated, and fully vaccinated.
These rates are per 100,000 people, so it doesn't matter that there are many more vaccinated people than unvaccinated people.
And he's got a link.
On Christmas Day, the vaccinated count, case per count, was per 100,000, crossed over the unvaccinated case count, which probably, thank you, because it seems that that's what's going to be the case.
And this is per 100,000, so it doesn't matter, the total numbers.
According to the government, you are more likely to have COVID-19 if you are fully vaccinated.
Yeah.
Take that and put it in your pipe.
Merry Christmas on December 27th.
A partially vaccinated case count per 100,000 crossed over the unvaccinated case count.
You're officially less likely to get COVID-19 in Ontario if you're completely unvaccinated.
Happy Boxing Day!
The fully vaccinated case count is also rising much more rapidly than the unvaccinated count, so they are diverging further.
Please add the link to the show notes if you can, so others can watch this debacle as it happens.
Done.
No jingles, jobs, and R2-D2 karma.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You thought.
Karma.
Now, do we have a note from Matthew...
I have a note.
Oh, good.
This is Matthew Price from India Atlantic, Florida.
Yeah, 33333.
And he sent a nice little card.
I asked for cards.
We got a ton of them.
So we have a lot of cards.
And this one came in with this nice Christmas card where he says, Cheers, John and Adam, to your phenomenal public service.
Yours, Matt.
Aw.
Thank you very much, Matt.
Kendra Hartsell is in Riverside, California, 333, and she says, I cannot thank you enough for your podcast.
It's known as a pod, okay.
I knew this donation would make me a dame, but I was surprised that my first donation was way back in 2016.
Five years have passed.
I'm ashamed it's taken this long to earn my place at the round table.
Here's a hint for those aspiring to be a knight or dame.
Sign up for a recurring donation.
Make it your New Year's resolution for 2022.
Please name me Dame Kendra Jo with an emphasis on the Jo.
Dame Kendra Jo!
Please add Kirkland Vodka and Fresca to the round table.
It's refreshing and low-carb.
Good riddance to 2021.
Let's hope we break this mass formation in early 2022.
I am hopeful this will be a long donation segment, so no jingles, no karma.
Thank you.
Augustine Cost, I believe, is next.
In Syracuse, New York, 333.
Flat out.
Happy New Year from gazpacho to commemorate the fast-approaching end of our long international nightmare.
I've produced a jingle you may enjoy.
It's in Dropbox, and I don't know if you want to pick it up or not, but we'll get it.
I sure did.
I'll play a little bit, because I'm playing it to end the show.
I'll just take it to the hook and then you'll remember what it is.
So I'll play that end of show.
It's a good version.
I've heard the Brits sing it in London during protests, but he actually went and produced it.
Yeah, I heard it at the beginning of the show.
It's very funny.
It's definitely a winner.
Was that the end of his notes?
Yeah, I guess it was.
All right.
Thank you very much, Augustine.
Alex van der Hengst, which is a Dutch guy living in Springfield, Tennessee.
32122.
No note.
Do you have a note for Alex?
I don't have any of that.
Alex van der Hengst.
Van der Hengst.
Oh, good.
I think I do.
Yeah, 32122.
It's a card.
Another card.
Another Christmas card.
It's actually a thank you card.
He says, Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
May 2022 be your best year yet.
Okay.
I hope so too.
Regards.
No jingles.
No karma.
Okay.
Alex Wanderhengst in Springfield, Tennessee.
Matthew Clark, 250, is our first associate executive producer.
I have no note from Matthew either.
Did I see something come in from Matthew?
Yes, Matthew Clark, here we go.
Yeah, I got it here.
I recently donated 234.56 for episode 1411.
However, I accidentally sent a donation from my smoking hot wife's PayPal associated with my email address.
The donation note I sent came from a completely different email and signed by a different person.
This was quite a screw-up on my part because the note was important.
Here's the original note.
In the morning, Adam and John, my wife and I own extraterrestrial fungi.
www.etfungi.com.
A small but growing gourmet mushroom farm outside of Knoxville, Tennessee.
We have recently found ourselves understaffed and struggling to find reliable employees through traditional recruiting methods.
This donation is an appeal to our local No Agenda Nation to help us find some hard workers looking for a unique job.
It comes with shrooms, bro!
We would ideally like to find a full-timer willing to train into the role of farm manager.
We offer perks such as all the shrooms you can eat and not asking you for personal medical information.
Previous experience with fungi is not necessary.
We will happily train the right person.
Anyone interested can contact us at etfungi at protonmail.com.
For jingles, applicable, jobs, karma, and please call out Vinny as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Well, I certainly hope they can...
I mean, it seems like a fun gig.
You know, to work with mushrooms.
I think they'll be...
Well, yeah, I'm sure there's some side benefits.
Possibly.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Very cool, man.
Thanks, Matthew.
Where are we?
We are underneath Matthew, so we're at Corey Getty.
I don't have it handy.
Yes, Corey Getty.
I have it here.
I want to mention, by the way, again, we're dealing with Indiana, so we have a town by the name of Floyd's Knobs.
Floyd's Knobs, Indiana.
$250.
I'll have to ask Tina if she knows where Floyd's Knobs is.
I'll bet she'll tell you.
Greetings from Sir Fauci's throat!
Oh, goodness.
Jingles, Fauci, good to be here, bro.
Fauci, wheeze, and the tech grouch.
Donating as my father is in desperate need of a jobs karma, says Corey.
He's had lots of interviews, but every time they find out his age, he's 64, they always, oh, find somebody else.
It's very sad because he and my mom have had to dip into their savings every month just to buy groceries and pay off their mortgage.
It's very depressing.
Jobs, Carmen, would go a long way.
Thanks for your invaluable work, says Corey.
Aw.
Hold on a second.
Now, where is Corey located?
Not anywhere near...
Floyd's Knobs.
Not anywhere near Nashville.
I was thinking it would be perfect.
Okay, Brolf.
I haven't played Brolf in a while.
Weez.
We got the Fauci Weez.
And then what was the third one here?
Tech Grouch.
Do I have the actual Tech Grouch?
Bakelite, I guess.
Okay, and then a Jobs Karma.
You got it.
Good to be here, Brolf.
The only good phone's a landline, and the phone should be made out of Bakelite.
Bakelite.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
I'm really sweet of you, Corey.
Everyone sends karma for your pops.
Ageism sucks.
Lucas Thayma.
Thayma.
Thayma.
And Uggstegist.
Uggstheist.
Uggstheist.
Lucas Thayma and Uggstheist.
Ned.Lens.
222.22.
And he writes, I almost forgot to pay this year's license costs here by then.
Also, you really enjoyed the show.
Also good to hear that someone else from Oog's Haste was donating earlier this year.
All the best for 2022.
Lucas from Oog's Haste.
I have a feeling he likes the way you say that.
And it is.
I'm guessing that he likes the fact that I'm not saying it correctly.
I do have a kind of a make good note or something in the middle here that came as a card with a dissociated donation that came through PayPal, which is not on this list.
I'm going to read it anyway because it needs to be put on the birthday list.
Yeah, go!
I'm listening.
Made a donation at 333.
I'd like to donate 222 as a birthday donation to my smoking hot man, Joe Gates, on 122.22.
He needs a de-douching.
Okay, I need...
You've been de-douched.
Who is this wishing him this?
This is Joe Caitlin.
Joe Caitlin?
Joe, Joey.
Joe, J-O. It says...
Oh, no.
Love Joe.
Caitlin.
No, it says Caitlin of Lafayetteville.
Okay.
Caitlin to Joe.
Okay.
That makes sense.
It needs to be the health comer for everybody.
Also, Dean Douching for my first donation.
You've been de-douched.
Warm thank you for the mass media deconstruction.
This truly is the greatest podcast in the universe.
Heart.
Thanks, guys.
And it's a card.
And so, uh, that should cover it.
That should a karma?
Karma request?
Yes, a karma for everybody.
You've got...
Karma.
I think she's brilliant from California.
Sir Kays, Viscount of Greater Boston in Dracut, Massachusetts, 222.22.
In the morning, gents, thanks for your courage and all you do for our collective sanity.
Wishing some karma to all of the nation for a happy new year, says Sir Kays, Viscount of Greater Boston.
So ask, so done.
You've got karma.
Jacob Warburton in St.
George, Utah, 222.
I'm Jake Warburton of St.
George, Utah, near Zion National Park.
Where are my Mormons at?
This will be the first of many future donations on my road to knighthood and beyond.
I spent some time living in the Bay Area 10 years ago, originally in the city, and then landed in a nice little spot in the Richmond Annex, unbeknownst to me, as particularly John's next-door neighbor, and still have a lot of friends in the broken shambles of what's left of the East Bay.
It's in pretty good shape.
Samson's goes a mess.
Well, except for some places.
Please de-douche.
You've been de-douched.
On episode 1411, my younger brother, Nate Warburton, jointly call me out and wish me a happy 40th birthday on December 28th.
Well, you know, he should probably be on the birthday list.
Okay.
Call out as douchebags the following.
The most amazing husband-wife duo of Captain Dave Rhodes and Captain Nina Rhodes.
Douchebag!
And finally, Jingles.
Newell Gun.
Atlas Shrug.
No sweat off my balls.
I did the right voice for a guy like this.
Yeah.
That's the voice you do.
It's the voice of a guy who says that.
ITM in Spanish and the R2-D2 Karma for the 30% of us actively fighting the mass formation.
Is it too soon to request JCD's 3x3 become a permanent jingle?
Nothing hits quite like it.
And with that, I'm singing along.
And thank you for being the best host of the best PCAST in the universe.
Yeah, unfortunately, you have a five limit here.
You're at your max.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
Atlas truck.
By Ayn Rand.
No sweat off my balls.
Por la mañana.
You've got I'm the one who said that?
Yep.
Karma.
Yep.
No sweat off my eyeballs.
I should be always pronounced.
It was you.
You did it.
Good job.
Mike Bateman in Bloomington, Minnesota Nuts.
I do not have a note from him.
21904 that I can find.
I'll look in the emails.
You can go on.
Okay, we move on to Rob Romero from Bear, Delaware.
Hey, another rhyme.
207.77.
Hey, hi.
I was just going to say thanks and sign Love, Rob, but realize I've become a knight today.
I'd like to be known as Sir Rob from Bear.
No jingles, just massive health karma for dads.
Maybe a stereo goat for some good measure.
Oh, I think we can do a stereo goat.
Where's my, uh...
I've got a stereo goat here.
Yeah...
You've got...
Onward with Michael Day.
Oh, the Michael Day.
Well, this is interesting.
There is a Michael Day.
Oh.
And he's got a Kelly.
Maybe it's two different Kelly days.
Doubtful, doubtful.
Yeah, Michael Day is here too, and he's in Fuquay, Verena, North Carolina.
That's got to be him.
It's a crazy place.
$200 donation for my keeper, Kelly, in celebration of the 54th Circuit around.
So it is from him.
But the other guy's got to still be on the list.
Yes, he's on the list.
Confusing!
Happy birthday, love you much.
Jingles get vaccinated.
Ladies saying, I think it really destroyed my brain.
And, oh, get vaccinated.
I think it really destroyed my brain.
Ooh!
That's a good one.
We're almost at the end here.
Dame Lisa Kay, $200.
You guys are awesome!
Keep up the great work.
Lisa Kay, Donner Editor-in-Chief, LibertyNation.com, and No Agenda Dame.
And I might as well wrap it up here.
Robert Rose from Cedar City, Iowa, $200, Associate Executive Producership.
No Jingles, No Karma, No Agenda.
Thank you, Robert.
And finally, Sir Christopher Kessler, Viscount.
He is Marshfield, Wisconsin, $200.
And he says, Happy New Year to Gitmo Nation.
No jingles, no karma.
And that is a long note donation segment, but content everywhere.
And people who think it's fun to skip, well, they lose out.
And they lose out on the pleasure of hearing how everyone is happy, happy around Gitmo Nation, happy, this happy thoughts is the happiest part of the show.
And we appreciate so much that we will give these executive and associate executive producers actual credit, real credits, like Hollywood.
You can use these anywhere.
Put them on your IMDb.
Go look on IMDb.
See if you can find anyone else with a No Agenda executive producer credit.
You'll see there's some Hollywood bigwigs in there as well.
We sincerely appreciate it.
If anyone contests that, just let us know.
I found the Sir Bates note.
Okay.
And this is Sir Bates in Bloomington, Minnesota, 219-04, and he just says, no jingles, no karma.
And it's a card.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the No Agenda show.
And I think it's interesting that these cards...
It's a very funny card.
These cards have the short notes.
I want to encourage more cards.
If you would like to become an executive producer or associate executive producer of the No Agenda Show and support this service, which is completely free and devoid of creepy corporate money or any kind of ads, anything of the sort, it's all brought to you by you, produced by you.
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Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order!
Order!
Shut up, slave!
Shut up, slave.
By the way, the...
You know, about inflation and all that stuff we were talking about earlier, the...
President Biden has been trying to nominate someone to be the bank regulator.
He tried that communist lady who, you know, it doesn't matter who it's going to be, it brings in the American Investment Authority, if you recall.
They're going to take our money and invest it in other stuff so big investors can take all the profits.
So it's like one after another is not qualified, but he's finally landed on one.
Sarah Bloom Raskin.
Any relation to Jamie?
Yes!
That's the point.
That's why I bring it up.
Oh, a little nepotism.
That's charming.
She is...
Now, she is already on, I think, the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System.
And her husband, of course, is Senator.
Creep, creepy, creepy guy.
You know, it's like if you have a horror movie and, you know, there's some, like...
Horrible slime you have to get out of and you can barely make it out alive.
Jamie Raskin looks like his head did that.
Just a creepy ass guy.
So yeah, so there you go.
That's how it works.
Get rid of all of them.
Whoever's voting these people in, you're doing a bad job.
that needs to stop.
All right.
Alright.
I had some idea here.
By the way, I have a few.
I pulled some classics out of the pile.
This is an end of your show.
Yeah.
Now, this one's not from last year, but somebody wrote in on one of the notes, I miss this, I miss one of these jingles.
This is the jingle I miss, and I don't think I'll ever hear it again, because, well, you'll know why when you play it.
This is the classic.
You're trying to guess what I'm going to tell you?
No, I know what it is.
I see the list.
There's only one clip on here that could be what you're talking about.
Play it.
I'm a First Amendment absolutist.
No, no, no.
That's the song.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That has to be promoted when we see if our friend comes in with his normal donation.
If he does, then I'll put it end of show mix.
Yeah, one of these days.
He will.
No, dinner with the Obots.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hold on a second.
Where's the, uh, where is it?
Classic.
Oh, it's under classic.
Oh, I see.
It's another installment of Dinner with the Obots.
Yeah, well, I got shunned out of the group.
You got kicked out.
I did get kicked out of the group.
Mm-hmm.
Another classic is the one from Fletcher, which I thought I haven't heard for years, which is the ISO. No, it's not the ISO. This is just not funny.
It's a little bit funny.
No, it's not!
That was us trying to break one of our word habits, I guess.
It's funny.
You know, it's funny.
I don't remember that being one of our habits.
Maybe it was a habit in the mainstream.
We picked up on it.
And of course, this is how it works.
We've got such great producers.
Great producers!
Now I have kind of a fork in the road here.
I want to do maybe the last installment of the 3x3.
Oh my goodness!
I mean, I had already shelved the jingle.
I had no idea.
Okay, tell me.
You want to do that?
Or it sounds like there's a choice.
Well, no, it can go two ways.
I want it to go one way, but then we have to backtrack and come into what they're mostly talking about on these morning shows.
Well, you cue me.
What do you want?
Give me the jingle.
And now it's time for 3x3.
Experiment by JCD. Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. Well, CBS and ABC are preoccupied.
I couldn't get it.
There's nothing else but Gislaine Maxwell, Gislaine Maxwell, guilty, guilty, guilty.
Yeah.
Pretty funny.
And they were just yak, yak, yakking about it.
Now, I have a report from NPR that I think is pretty good.
But I don't want to play that now.
I want to go to what...
There's nothing to follow up on this one.
But I went to NBC and they had nothing to do with it.
They had their pal, Richard Engel.
That's spook.
And so when I see him, I'm always saying, uh-oh, we got messaging.
Messaging incoming.
Pay attention.
Something's up.
Yep.
And all he was doing was talking about the Putin-Biden meeting coming up today or tomorrow, whenever it is.
And it was Putin that determined they wanted to have the meeting.
It's about Ukraine.
He goes on, he says, Engel says, it's the biggest conflict since World War II. It's turning into the biggest conflict since World War II. They're really pushing for the war with the proxy war with the Russians and the Ukraine.
And then he makes this quote.
I wrote the quote down.
He says that Putin wants to add, this is almost an Ask Adam, Putin wants to add Ukraine to Russia's expanding domain.
Expanding domain, no less.
Okay.
What's he talking about?
What expanding domain is he talking about?
He's referring to Crimea.
Yes, no, these people, these people, like Vicky Newland and Engel and all these douchebags, they feel that Crimea was Russia, Putin in particular, recapturing the old glory of the former Soviet Union by expanding.
So, yeah, yeah.
It's their main port.
But, okay, I mean...
They have to own that.
Yeah.
So that's their...
That's it.
Crimea, where they have all their ships.
That is the expansion of the Russian domain.
Correct.
Give me a break.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
Anyway, that went on forever.
And then they went to a...
Just a little thing I just thought was interesting.
They have a new segment called Hoda's Morning Boost.
Wow.
What an unfortunate title.
Oh, yeah.
Does she get a vaccine every morning on the show?
Does she get a new booster?
No, that's what should happen.
No, she gives some poor person a free pair of tickets to a concert.
Jeez.
That's it?
Really, that's what she does?
Boost!
Boost, Hoda.
All right.
So I want to play, going back to the Ghislaine or whatever you want to pronounce her name, Maxwell thing.
I do have a report from...
I thought it was a good rundown.
The common pronunciation seems to be Ghislaine, I think, is what everyone just...
They've been saying Ghislaine a lot.
Yeah, but Ghislaine is funnier.
Wow!
Okay, let's go.
Is Maxwell guilty one?
Ghislaine Maxwell, the British socialite accused of collaborating with financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found guilty on five counts.
They include conspiracy to entice a minor into interstate travel to engage in illegal sexual activity and sex trafficking of a minor.
NPR's Jasmine Garst is covering the case, and she joins us from outside the Manhattan courthouse where the verdict was just read.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hello.
What?
What was that?
I hope you ISO'd that.
Oh, my God.
What a great comeback.
And she joins us from outside the Manhattan courthouse where the verdict was just read.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hello.
I can't explain why it's funny.
It's just something.
I thought it was funny when I heard it the first time, too, because it's like everybody's going, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya.
And then she says, hello.
Hello.
Like a robot.
Where the verdict was just read.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hello.
You set the scene for us.
What was the mood in the courthouse today?
Well, there was a mood of exhaustion and anticipation.
It's been several days worth of deliberation.
Also, there was the looming threat of the Omicron variant.
As you know, there's been a historic peak of infections here in New York.
And on several occasions, the judge, Allison Nathan, expressed concern that someone in the jury could get sick.
Earlier today, she ordered the jury to work through the weekend in order to avoid that scenario.
Of course, it didn't come to that.
And so as the verdict was read, how did Maxwell react?
She seemed pretty calm, collected, she drank a lot of water, and her lawyers simply requested to the judge that she get a booster shot.
Now you covered these arguments, and in the end the prosecution won.
Can you tell us more about what they argued?
Well, the prosecution put four very emotional abuse survivors on the stand who spoke about a pattern of exploitation which they say involved Maxwell befriending them, playing cool older sister, and normalizing sexual abuse, even participating in it.
The prosecution also made the case that Maxwell and Epstein operated as a team.
In the words of Assistant U.S. Attorney Lara Pomerance, Epstein and Maxwell ran, quote, a pyramid scheme of abuse.
She described them as partners in crime and said that they had a playbook.
The prosecution showed that Maxwell was indeed the lady of the house and that even after they split up their romantic relationship, she remained very much enmeshed in Epstein's professional and personal life, that she arranged those abusive massage sessions.
I have a couple questions.
And ask John, if you will.
I have not followed this case because it's completely stupid.
It's a waste of time.
You have other things to do.
I have other things to do.
There's nothing new in this.
And my opinion is she is actually the Epstein.
She's the black widow.
And we'll see how this ends.
But she's the one with the spy background and everything.
And blackmailing.
So whatever it is.
But here's my question.
How exactly does this work?
They're convicting her of crimes of which they only have testimony?
Was there any evidence presented of this abuse?
No, and it's like some lawyers like to say, most crimes are, or most convictions come from circumstantial evidence.
But the eyewitnesses are very valuable.
Okay, but you need, okay, you don't need any kind of evidence as long as you have eyewitnesses.
So if I get four eyewitnesses who accuse you of doing the same, then you could go to jail.
I just want to make sure that I understand that's how the system works.
Well, that sucks.
Not that I'm protecting Jis Lane, but it's just like, I don't understand.
I thought you had to have more than just accusations.
Did they show proof?
Let's take a murder case.
You see somebody kill somebody, and they get rid of the gun, and they get rid of everything, the evidence on their powder burns on their hand.
Not powder burns, but you know what it is.
That would be evidence.
There's no evidence.
You saw it.
There's no bullets.
There's no nothing.
Three people saw the guy shoot the guy.
What more do you need?
I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
You don't need any more.
Generally speaking, you need a motive.
Did they prove motive?
Yeah, she likes sex with girls.
Okay.
Well, then I would say everybody who had sex with girls...
Okay, well, so now we can go and arrest Andrew, Prince Andrew, for the same reason, right?
We have the same witnesses saying the same thing.
He should also be convicted.
That's not going to happen.
I'm just saying.
I'm confused about this, and hopefully someone who really followed the trial with much more time on their hands can explain, because it just doesn't seem right to me.
What you're asking for is an explanation of why Prince Andrew isn't in on this, even though he wasn't part of the scheme.
No, no, no.
I'm asking for, if I didn't follow the case, I haven't read it, I'd like to know, was it just the witness testimony, or was there other evidence or motive that was proven?
That's all.
I didn't hear any of that.
Onward with the clip.
One important point to note is that as they received deliberations, the jury got instructions to also consider whether or not Maxwell consciously ignored the abuse.
In other words, did she know what was going on and just turn a blind eye to something that was happening right under her nose?
So those were the successful arguments from the prosecution that persuaded the jury to convict.
What did the defense argue?
The defense made an argument that centered largely around memory.
In cross-examination, they questioned every accuser on how clear their memories could possibly be 20 years after the alleged abuse.
They brought in an expert witness who spoke about how memory can really fade over the years.
And speaking of 20 years later, the defense questioned the motivations of the accusers to come forward against Maxwell after so much time, and they implied over and over again that this was about money.
And finally, they worked hard to portray Maxwell as someone who was taking the fall for Jeffrey Epstein.
After he died in 2019, Epstein's accusers were left without a sense of closure, and the prosecution spoke about how Maxwell was being tried in his place.
They argued that, sure, Maxwell and Epstein were a couple at some point in the 90s, but when they split up, they went their separate ways, and what he did in his private life was none of her business.
In just a sentence or two, what's next for her?
Well, it's to be determined, but trafficking of a minor, that itself carries up to 40 years in prison.
Right, that was the one thing that she wasn't convicted on, of trafficking a minor.
That was the one count, I think.
That's what she was convicted on.
No, I think there was one count that they did not convict her on, and that was the trafficking across state lines.
I thought that's what she just said at the end, that that's what she was convicted of.
Oh, hold on.
Let me see.
Let me just get the last bit here.
They argued that, sure, Maxwell and Epstein were a couple at some point in the 90s, but when they split up, they went their separate ways.
And what he did in his private life was none of her business.
In just a sentence or two, what's next for her?
Well, it's to be determined, but trafficking of a minor, that itself carries up to 40 years in prison.
Okay.
Well, let's see how much of a spook she is.
She should be able to get out, but everything I said before is just reversed.
I thought she was going to get off on this, and Elizabeth Holmes was going to be thrown in the slammer, but now I'm thinking the other opposite.
I have an Elizabeth Holmes clip if you want to.
I have one queued up and ready to go.
In California's San Jose, six days of deliberations, but still no verdict in the criminal fraud trial of former Silicon Valley executive Elizabeth Holmes.
NPR's Bobby Allen reports the jury will return to court after the new year.
What was going through Holmes' mind when she pitched investors on her blood testing company Theranos?
Did she intentionally exaggerate what the startup's blood testing technology could do, as prosecutors say?
Or did she just make bold promises, hoping the truth would catch up?
So far, a jury of eight men and four women have not unanimously decided.
The jury has been deliberating for more than 40 hours on whether Holmes is guilty or innocent of fraud.
The jury has given few clues about how they're leaning, but they have not indicated they're deadlocked.
Holmes was once a darling in the tech world and compared to Steve Jobs.
But after Theranos collapsed in scandal, she became one of the most famous disgraced executives in Silicon Valley.
Do you have anything else that you want to add with your clip?
Oh, is that the same one?
Well, that is your clip, maybe.
I don't know.
Do we have the same clip?
That sounds like the same clip to me.
I think we have the same clip.
Before we go away from Maxwell, Once I heard that Maureen Comey was the lead prosecutor, yes, James Comey's daughter, I was like, I already knew it was just, it wouldn't be interesting.
Well, I want to see how she gets out of this because if she's a great spook, She should be able to get out of this somehow.
Even fake death, you know, there's a million ways.
She has to be extracted.
And meanwhile, Elizabeth, now if Elizabeth Holm gets out and Maxwell never gets out, then it seems to me that the spook nature of Silicon Valley is more powerful than it.
It's more powerful in my sense.
Well, now that's very possible.
I wouldn't bet against that.
For Gislaine, now...
It's hard to say.
The concern would be, in my world, that she's the real Epstein, is a dead man switch.
That's what the concern would be.
So maybe having her really super protected somewhere?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
But we are so far from getting to anywhere near even the surface of the whole story on Maxwell that it's just a waste of time.
No, it's impossible.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Maybe she invented the vaccine.
That would tie it in.
Here's a little entremant in our OTG category, which we always like to talk about how technology is not good for you and certainly not good for your children.
And if you have all these devices that are in your home and you're leaving them to babysit your child, I see you with a kid with an iPad in the stroller.
This is what can happen.
Well, parents, listen up to this.
Amazon's Alexa Echo device telling a 10-year-old girl to stick a penny into an electrical outlet after the child asked Alexa for a, quote, The girl's mother taking to Twitter in shock, obviously, to share this potentially fatal challenge.
Amazon responding in a statement saying, quote, Customer trust is at the center of everything we do and Alexa is designed to provide accurate, relevant, and helpful information to customers.
As soon as we became aware of this error, we quickly fixed it and will continue to advance our systems to help prevent similar responses in the future.
You know, I just think, Mom and Dad, if your kid's looking for something to do, don't ask Alexa.
Just pull out Candyland or something like that.
No, no, no.
No, no Candyland.
It's better to have the kid electrocuted.
Candyland is the worst game in the universe.
Every parent knows that.
To be fair, this is not what Alexa recommended.
Alexa recommended something much better.
They said, pull your phone charger out of the wall socket partially and then put a penny across the two pins.
That was the actual advice.
What?
Yeah.
Well, I know you can't stick a penny in a socket anyway.
No.
So that's, you know, it's not going to kill the kid.
But that, what you just described, is not good.
That could knock you on your ass.
Well, that's the TikTok challenge.
This is what is causing restrooms at schools across the world to be destroyed because the challenge is go and rip a...
How dumb are these kids?
Well, look at the school they're attending.
I bet you they know everything about critical race theory, though.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Here's a clip that's called Last Week's BBB Biden Comments.
It's a 20-second clip.
It's just Biden rambling.
I have to put it in because the end is showing you a little ramble.
And so, look, I'm not looking for...
Let me say something.
You saw what happened yesterday.
All the talk about how my Build Back Better plan was going to increase inflation, going to cause these debts and all the like.
What happened?
Goldman Sachs and others said if we don't pass Build Back Better, we're in trouble because it's going to grow the economy.
Oh, I got it.
So we should trust Goldman Sachs.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's what he's using now?
Well, you should listen to it.
If you listen a little more carefully, it's kind of funny that he kind of stumbled through it.
He says that if we don't pass it, it's going to build the economy.
Let me hear it again.
And so, look, I'm not looking for...
Let me say something.
You saw what happened yesterday.
All the talk about how my Build Back Better plan was going to increase inflation, going to cause these debts and all the like.
What happened?
Goldman Sachs and others said, if we don't pass Build Back Better, we're in trouble because it's going to grow the economy.
That's not exactly what he says.
We're in trouble because it's going to grow.
Yeah, I know.
He just stumbled through it.
But yes, Goldman Sachs.
There's the guys you want to trust.
The guys who during the housing crisis were doing the default swaps and making a fortune.
The guys who packaged all those mortgages that suckered the European banks into buying them.
Yeah, those guys.
They're interested in what happens to the American public.
My ass.
Yeah.
Oh, it's all coming to roost.
2022 is going to be a great year.
Another year we must do the show.
There's no way we can exit.
There's no strategy to start with.
The meltdown is going to be so cool.
It's going to suck because no one will have money or your money will be very...
It will be severely...
Our people...
Our group will have...
Our millions of followers will have money.
Our producers will have money because they're all smart.
They're not stupid.
That's for sure.
That's for sure.
So I have one other little couple of screwball clips or where do you go?
I was just going to play one just in my lawlessness at the top, lawlessness at the bottom.
That's why we're seeing...
When everyone at the bottom sees the people at the top looting and stealing and just doing whatever.
They do the same thing.
And now it's hit Denver.
New surveillance video is helping police investigate Monday's shooting spree in the Denver area.
The video appears to show the suspect walking into a tattoo store that he once owned.
A worker inside was one of five victims killed during the night of violence, which spread into the Denver suburbs.
Also among the victims was Alicia Cardenas, who owned another tattoo business.
Police say the suspect, described as having extremist views, knew all of the Denver victims.
He was eventually killed by police.
No word on a potential motive for the violence.
Well, he was an extremist.
You're putting it in there, ABC. He had extremist views.
Was he...
Where were they?
I know.
Was he a Trump extremist?
An ISIS extremist?
An animal rights extremist?
A climate change extremist?
That was ABC? Mm-hmm.
These people.
Pretty shameful.
I got a couple different things to do here, but I want to...
Maybe I'll just skip to this.
This is something that concerns me because I'll bet you these guys are going to move into the market and just screw it up as usual.
Do you know that China is one of the leading producers of coffee?
Everything you're saying today is all these things that you have information like the grain and the coffee.
It's really depressing.
No, I didn't know that.
Well, here we go.
Listen to China and coffee.
China and coffee.
China is one of the world's fastest growing consumers of coffee and also been looking at expanding its role as a supplier.
After a deal between China and the European Union this year, the southwest Yunnan province has been seeing more opportunities for its most famous produced coffee beans.
Yang Jinghao has the story.
Coffee growers in southwest China's Baoshan City are in harvest mode.
These small fruits are expected to bring in a handsome income as mutual festival approaches.
The prices vary based on the beans' quality.
We first peel off the cherries, then dry the beans before they hit the market.
The beans can be sold at a minimum 22 yuan per kilo.
Sitting at the foot of the massive Gaudi Gong Mountains, a large part of Baoshan boosts a special terrain and climate similar to that of the Blue Mountains in Jamaica.
Oh, interesting.
Hold on, stop the clip right there.
Interesting, interesting.
Now, they're taking over Jamaica, the Chinese.
And they're probably getting some of the coffee growers to help them grow coffee in China.
If they have an area, this could be bull crap, by the way, but they have wine growing areas, too, that mock areas in Europe.
But if they get anything close, I don't know about you, it's very hard to get a hold of a good cup of Blue Mountain.
Yeah.
But I've had Blue Mountain a number of times.
It's unbelievably great.
Yeah, I've been to Jamaica 15 times.
You've had Blue Mountain.
Yes, it's the red stripe of coffee.
It's a terrific product.
And if the Chinese can grow, because they'll grow like 100 times as much, they'll flood the market with this kind of quality coffee.
It's going to screw up.
What it's going to do is hurt these little, you know, existence farmers.
Like our in-the-morning coffee.
Well, no, they just buy from China.
They buy beans.
They don't grow.
Sorry, in the morning guys are fine.
But it's the guys with these little growers in Costa Rica and Colombia, Brazil, that get screwed by these Chinese.
This is what the Chinese do.
They find some market and then they can just exploit the hell out of it.
and if it's anything close to Blue Mountain, oh yeah, big deal.
And that'll be good premium coffee too.
Crikey.
A large pot of Baoshan boosts a special terrain and climate similar to that of the Blue Mountains in Jamaica, home to one of the most sought-after coffee types in the world.
These factors make Baoshan ideal for growing high-quality Arabica coffee.
In past two years, local farmers cultivated some 44,000 tons of coffee beans, many of which were for export.
Baoshan's coffee industry saw great promise after China and the European Union reached a deal on geographical indications in March.
It's an agreement that gives protection to around 200 iconic European and Chinese products.
Huh.
Yeah.
Sinloi Blue Mountain Whole Beans are grown and harvested in Baoshan, Yunnan.
Well, Yunnan.
It's a tea-growing area, too.
UCC Blue Mountain Blend Coffee Beans.
Let me see.
The growth of Blue Mountain Coffee in China.
Japan, as well.
Interesting.
You know, I had...
On Thursday's show, during the end of show, delivery was coming, and of course it's delivered during the show when Tina's not here, of course.
And they didn't call Tina the way they promised.
They called the wrong people.
And you waited for like 20 minutes while I was dealing with them.
It was this really nice father-son from the Bahamas, and they'd only been in the United States for seven months, and they were here legally, work permit, and they were here to send money back to their family.
His father has 14 siblings.
And I said, so, well, what's up with the Bahamas?
I mean, is it, why do you have such a, why is it hard to get jobs?
And you'd think COVID? No.
No.
China.
The Chinese have taken over the place.
Yeah.
And they bring their own people.
Yeah.
Screw the locals.
Yeah.
But I'm happy because we get some great people here in the United States.
They were super, super workers.
Nice people.
Wow, that coffee thing is disturbing.
Look, this is like the olibola.
I don't care too much about the grain, but you mess with our coffee.
You might get a real war on your hands.
Don't you think that's something?
You won't be complaining when you have the coffee.
It's probably going to be dynamite.
You mean the Chinese?
Then what are you going to do?
I don't know.
That's what I'm going to do.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on no agenda.
And as usual, we do have a few people to thank for show 1412.
1412.
Starting with Sir Austin, the Baron of Puget Sound in Sammamish.
13030.
Also a happy wedding anniversary.
And they never had a fight!
Brandon Thrasher, Birmingham, Alabama.
12346.
William Elliott in Aaliyah, Hawaii, 121.
Debra Mascus in Winnipeg, Manitoba, 111.
33.
Brian Mickey, 109.11.
Matt Bolke in Minnetonka.
Minnetonka, Minnesota.
Nuts.
100.
Michael Corson.
Kenneth Corson.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Kenneth Corson in North Haven, Maine.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin.
Uh-oh.
There he is.
There he is.
He's still here.
So you have to play it.
Yep.
So I'm going to mention what this is.
I found an old Boobs song that was unfortunately named Boobs.
Boobs.
Perfectly titled.
And I said, if McLaughlin comes in again one more time, Duke of Luna and Lover of America and Boobs, it was 8008, one more time, we have to play this for the end of the year, celebration for him, in the mix.
Yeah, we're going to do that end of show, right?
End of show.
Okay, it's a doozy.
It's a doozy.
It's a classic.
It is.
Some of the old-timers will remember it.
Marty T. next, meanwhile, comes...
Anyway, Kevin McLaughlin, 8008, hello.
Marty T., Las Wages, Nevada, 7777.
Sir Engeti in Paris, France.
Oh, bonjour.
7557.
He's a, you get Mochise, he says.
He's on the birthday list, last day of the year, bringing my 44th round of his son, okay.
Yeah, he's on the list, you got it.
We got a Frenchman, or a French person, or someone living in Paris.
Someone living in Paris is not quite the same.
No, not really, even if they're French.
Yeah, hello.
Greg Kohler in Evansville, Indiana, 6502.
R. Sorin in Nunham.
Nunham.
Oh, I'm sorry.
R. Sorin in Nunham, Netherlands.
I don't know where Nunham is.
I've never heard of Nunham.
65.
Uh-oh.
What?
Sir Kevin McLaughlin's back.
No!
Duke of Luna, lover of America, and small boobs.
6006.
I think his message is he loves America.
I think we're misinterpreting what he's saying.
That must be it.
Yeah, that's got to be it.
Meanwhile, Julie Shepard likes small boobs, too.
She came out with 606 from Angola, Indiana.
Emily Dadmun in Wilmington, North Carolina, 5885.
Sir Bee Boop...
Hold on a second.
She has a birthday.
Her smoking hot boyfriend, Matt Scarpatti, will turn 28.
So he's on the list.
Yes.
Sir Bee Boop, Night of the Frozen Tundra, 5678.
Jason Petrie, 5510.
Peter Chong in Lakewood, Washington, 5510.
Scott Watson, or Scott Nelson, I'm sorry, in Council Bluffs, Iowa, 5001.
And that takes us to the $50 donors.
Name a location, if appropriate, if it's on here.
Starting with Aaron Weisgerber in Bend, Oregon.
Weisgerber.
Brent Schicke in Lake Worth, Florida.
Jason Maurer in Portland, Oregon.
Herbert Hess in Spring, Texas.
Timothy Moore in Arlington, Texas.
Sir Richard Gardner, not on here, but I'm pretty sure it's New York.
Justin Williams in Kewanee, Illinois.
Timothy McGraw in Parts Unknown.
Dale Fitch, Henderson, North Carolina.
Chris Goodman in Leander, Texas.
A lot of Texans today.
Rob Cardinal.
Matthew Dixon in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Jill Woods in Ocean Grove, New Jersey.
And last but not least, our buddy, formerly of Oakland, formerly of Tiggard, and now in Beaverton, Oregon, Sir Baron Alan Bean.
Yay!
And that concludes our list of well-wishers.
And I want to mention a few of them.
I sent in notes.
I do want to read one of them.
I want to thank them.
They're usually on cards, Christmas cards.
Somebody sent this note in.
It's Dear John C. That's our transcript.
I've given up on the AI ever getting John C. Dvorak right, but she didn't spell it.
It's J-A-H-N-S-I. No, she said J-O-N-S-I. No, no, it's John C. Dvorak, yes.
A few years ago, note-reading policy also included all handwritten notes.
Did this stop, or is it just not being mentioned anymore?
And she goes on, my last donation to the show was $50 in the form of a check.
Instead of reading the name on the check, on the handwritten note, the name on the check was used.
And she's anonymous, so I'm a little irksome to her.
Just curious.
So she goes on to say that she sent a $250 donation to a local charity.
Mm-hmm.
To get noagendashow.com on the backs of all the volunteer shirts in hopes that it hits a lot of people in the mouth.
Excellent idea.
Thank you.
That's very good.
Merry Christmas to you and Adam and all the No Agenda producers.
And I want a shirt.
Or at least send us pictures of the shirt.
Yeah, get a picture at least.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Very cool.
Good work.
We thank all of these producers.
We thank, of course, again, our executive and associate executive producers for today's end-of-year episode.
And everyone who came in under 50 for anonymity, which means we'll never read anything under 50, but also people who are on many of those sustaining donation subscriptions.
They're very helpful.
Please have a look at them by going to this website and just reading what we have on offer.
And for everybody, I'm just going to give a big-ass jobs, Karma.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You stop.
Karma.
Our list kicks off with Brian Bing Roediger, who says happy birthday to his wonderfully mischievous son who turned 10 on Christmas Day.
Jacob Warburton turned 40 on the 29th.
Caitlin says happy birthday to her husband, Joe Gates.
His birthday was on the 22nd.
Michael Gomez is celebrating today.
Michael Day says happy birthday to Kelly Day, who turns 54 today.
Serengeti, 44 tomorrow.
And Emily Dadman, happy birthday to her smoking hot boyfriend, Matt Scarlett.
Our potty, 28th on January 1st.
And I also say happy birthday to Tiffany Curry, my sister, who also celebrates her birthday on January 1st.
It's a shitty one, everybody knows it.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
It's your birthday, yeah.
T-T-T-T-T-T-Tidal changes.
Turning facelessly.
Tidal changes.
Don't wanna be a douche.
One title changed today.
Sir John Helmer came in with another $1,000 total to up his status to Baron.
He becomes Baron John Helmer of Shawnee, Kansas.
We appreciate your courage.
And then we have a dame and two knights ready to go on the stage.
So a end-of-year blade is the one you slice the champagne open with, isn't it?
I love that one.
I've been around.
Ouch!
Careful with that thing.
Up on the podium, please, Kendra Hartzell, Rob Romeo, and David Gomez for you.
We've got a lot of cool stuff here at the Roundtable, and also, I'm about to knight and dame you because you have supported the show in the amount of $1,000 or more.
I'm very proud to pronounce the Kate Diaz, Dame Kendra Jo.
Sir Rob from Bear and Sir Infinitus, the chivalrous CRNA and surgical positioning master of North Carolina.
For you, hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay.
We've got wet brisket and 16-year-old ebelure.
Kirkland vodka and fresca.
They've got some Harlots and Haldol, pepperoni rolls and pale ales, Brazilian hotties and cachacha.
We've got Ruben S. Women and rosé, ginger ale and gerbils.
Oh, and of course...
The mutton and the mead, which is always displayed proudly.
Everyone orders all this stuff, but they usually wind up just gorging themselves on mutton and mead.
While you're doing that, go to noagendanation.com slash rings, and we can get all your information to get your excellent knight and dame signet rings out with your sealing wax and your official certificate of authenticity.
Please feel free to put that on your noagendasocial.com or any other social account and propagate the formula.
And thank you for supporting the best podcast in the universe!
Parties are on everywhere, cranking up for the new year with a report from the most recent local 360 meetup.
In the morning from the local 360 meetup in Arlington, Washington, this is Dave Jay, protector of pandas.
Adam, I too have a duck in my freezer.
or?
Douchebag Damon from Kirktown in the morning.
Future Dame Jen here.
Hey, if you are from the Pacific Northwest in Seattle, don't be afraid.
We're really nice, I promise.
This is Sir Scheister, Destroyer of Cones.
We're going to have to fix this in post.
Sir Ryan the Refiner in the morning.
Hey, this is Will.
You got butt slammed.
Okay, thank you for that report.
Sounds like a fun meet-up.
And here's what's happening today.
There is a meetup in Lakewood, Colorado at Hangar 101, the Mile High Micro Amygdala Meetup, 630.
Make sure you're there to blow out the old year.
Or tomorrow in South Jersey and beyond, the New Year's Eve meetup, 8 o'clock at Mike and Cheryl's home in Mount Laurel, New Jersey.
Mount Laurel's a nice area, so that might be a very nice home that you can hang out in.
If I were still in Jersey, I would go for sure.
On Saturday, the 1st of January, 2022, Mums the Word this New Year's Day, 3 o'clock in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at Su Jing House.
That is the Union Local 76.
And finally, Saturday, Oregon Local 33's Happy Birthday, 5 o'clock at Dick's Primal Burger in Portland.
Tim is organizing that.
And just a brief overview of what's coming up in January.
West Palm Beach on the 8th.
Mobile, Alabama on the 8th.
Wild Boar Mountains Lowland on the 9th.
Naples, Florida also on the 9th.
South Louisiana on the 12th.
Durham, North Carolina, Virginia, and Lockhart, Texas on the 15th.
Atascadero, California on the 16th.
Pittsburgh, PA in the 17th.
Charlotte, North Carolina on the 20th.
Brisbane, Australia.
We see you locked down like dogs.
Well, not Brisbane, really.
January 21st and Connecticut the 23rd and rounding out.
What we have so far on the calendar is January 30th, Three Mile Island evac zone.
These are no agenda meetups.
These are important for your health.
You see a lot of commercials.
Oh, your mental health.
You know why you don't have mental health problems?
problems because you hang out with other people you're not locked down like a dog you're hanging out drinking um whatever you want to drink at one of these meetups usually out in the open air or where there's a lot of space fun people games and drink it that i mentioned the drinking no agenda meetups you can find one near you by going to noagendameetups.com should there not be one available there will be because you can start one yourself
sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days you want to be where you want me triggered or held the flame you want to be where everybody feels the same it's like a party - Do we know who did that boob song for End of Show?
There's no information, right?
I don't know who made it.
Actually, uh...
Yeah, we do.
It was on some of the file extensions.
There was some information.
I'd have to go look it up.
It's somebody we know.
Let me see if it's over here.
Okay, well it's not in this copy you made for some reason.
I don't know why.
Well, I will gladly credit post-show.
I'm sure it's someone we know very well.
I just can't remember.
Yeah, it's pretty well done.
It's a very good song.
End of show ISOs.
You got one for us?
I got up three.
Okay.
First, I have the classic, which I ran into while I was digging up these other classics, including the Boob Song.
Okay.
And this classic, Iso Mean It.
Okay.
Love You Mean It.
Ooh, that is a classic, Love You Mean It.
Love You Mean It.
Okay.
I like it.
Yeah.
It's all one word, by the way.
Love You Mean It.
Love You Mean It.
Yeah.
Then I've got Your Favorite.
ISO? Oh, wow.
Here it is.
Oh, wow.
I like that, yes.
And the last one is interesting.
This is Biden rewriting one of the things that we were hoping to sell as a jingle.
Say something, you know, if you see something, say something.
This is a Biden version.
If you need something, say something.
Yeah, that was to the governors.
Oh, wow, it was good.
I mean, hold on.
What do I have here?
I have...
I don't have anything.
I only have one.
I only have one.
No, I have two shit.
Here's one.
Shit one.
It's like a shit show in a dumpster fire.
No.
And this one.
We're dead already.
You know, it's nice.
Jones is good, but I couldn't understand it.
That's interesting.
We're dead already.
We're dead already.
Oh.
I like Oh Wow, honestly.
I think Oh Wow is just, it is my favorite.
Oh wow.
It just tickles me.
I can't help myself.
It's good.
Well, that should be in the rotation for people to use for jingle requests.
For real.
For real?
Far out.
Far out.
Oh wow.
Yeah, groovy baby.
That's right.
Yeah, true.
True that.
Since you mentioned the Biden thing, I've got a clip from the end of it.
The Biden meeting, the governor's meeting, whereas at the very end he closes the meeting and then they announce that the press people, they kick the press out.
Oh yeah, because they start asking annoying questions and he doesn't know what to do and they can't put on the prompter quick enough.
Come on.
Alright, so what happened?
Well, they just kick them out.
Everyone's grumbling and trying to ask questions.
They go out.
Because the governors are going to ask them questions and they don't want to...
I guess they can't be scripted.
So it would have been some good stuff to report on, but no, no, can't be there.
Certainly.
With that, I'm going to turn it back over to Jeff, and I understand you guys may have some questions.
Jeff?
Good.
I think we're going to clear the press first.
Wait, who is Jeff?
Who is Jeff?
Jeff is one of their guests who work for Krasaki.
All right, trust me to have this work.
Thank you so much.
It's got to be so embarrassing.
The best part of this clip is right here where Jeff is like, oh, what the fuck, man?
You old senile douche.
There's no questions.
You know that.
We rehearsed this.
Jeff?
Good.
I think we're going to clear the press first.
All right, trust me to have this work.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Mr.
President, do you support the minimizing of the quarantine period from 10 days to five, as airline groups have recommended?
Thank you.
Do we need a vaccine mandate for domestic aircraft, sir?
Why not testing free, Mr.
President?
Thanks, guys.
Stay when we get out the door.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
Do we need a vaccine mandate for everything, sir?
Thanks, President.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Get out.
Now, do the journalists also say thank you when they're kicked out?
I think they're saying that, too.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you for kicking me out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm so happy.
Thank you for kicking me out.
It's a shambles, people.
It's a shambles.
However, again, in 2022, the best podcast in the universe will continue to deconstruct all of this.
Twice a week on Thursday.
Happy New Year, John.
Well, Happy New Year to you.
In fact, I'll give you a tribute right as we speak.
Since you won't be hearing it at any parties in California, because everyone's going to be locked down.
There's not going to be any fireworks.
Cheap bastards.
We look forward to celebrating with you guys on, what will it be?
Is it the first?
First or second?
Second.
Second.
Hey, in the new year, 2022.
Thank you, trolls.
Thank you, artists.
Thank you, producers around the heliocentric model.
Coming to you from the heart of Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where there's no fireworks.
The second year in a row, I might add.
I'm John C. Devorak.
End of show mix is we got the boobs.
Producer unknown, Sir Alf.
We've got Rolando Gonzalez and Gazpacho.
And random thoughts, Sir Darren O'Neill coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com in the Troll Room.
We'll talk to you next year, everybody.
Until then, adios, mofos!
I'm a First Amendment absolutist.
I believe in only two things completely.
The First Amendment and boobs.
I thought the Bill of Rights was just a fairy tale.
The Constitution didn't apply to me.
They were out to get me.
And just shut up, slave.
Take what you want to say to your grave.
Then I saw her boobs.
Now I'm a believer.
On the fake news, in all of my eyes.
I saw her boobs.
I'm a believer and I got the freedom to speak my mind.
Thought free speech was more or less a give and take.
Give them half a chance to take me down.
What's the use in trying?
All you get is hate.
One bad face, bad pose, can seal my face.
Then I saw her boobs.
Now I'm a believer.
On the fake news.
In kind of my eyes.
I saw her boo.
I'm a believer.
What did you say?
You believe the First Amendment ends?
B-W-O-B-S? Boobs.
Two things that have only never let me down in this entire country's history.
The First Amendment and boobs.
So for somebody to come on CNN and to say something like the only thing I believe in in the discussion...
I'm still there too, and I just want to make sure I'm hearing you read my C-O-O-Z-E or...
We only get it.
As a woman, I'm unmoved.
I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs.
But then I saw her boobs.
Now I'm a believer.
On the fake news.
Enconomized.
I saw her boobs.
I'm a believer and I've got the freedom to speak my mind.
I said boobs.
I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs.
That's the only two things I believe 100% in in this country.
And by the way, Jamal said that he doesn't hear a little background at all.
Did you notice that?
He went straight to that.
Why would you even say that live on national television and with a female host?
I say it live on the radio all the time because it's true and that's what I do.
Because I like boobs?
I thought he was a man who said he was a doctor but it was a power So she sold her job in health administration for a secret rule of law.
Get back, get back, get back to where we are staying home.
Get back, get back, get back to where we are staying home.
Stay home.
Get back, get back, get back to where we all stay home.
Get back, get back, get back to where we all stay home.
Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back.
Get back, get back, get back to where we all stay home.
Get back, get back, get back to where we all stay home.
Get back, get back.
Get back, get back, get back, get back to get back to where we all stay home.
Get back, get back, get back, get back to where we all stay home.
I started with the vertigo and the tinnitus and brain fog.
Let me say again and again and again and again.
Brain fog.
I could actually feel my brain shutting down.
That means we need more testing.
More testing.
Brain fog.
One of the other things we know it has to be done is more testing.
Shutting down.
It's about as immune as you can get.
Testing yourself this morning is positive.
Brain fog.
I can actually feel my brain shutting down.
What pleasure to be together again.
Brain fog.
And to design the future.
Shutting down.
Design the future.
Brain fog.
Look, let me give it to you straight.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Shutting down.
It's about your dignity, it's about respect, it's about your place in the community.
Brain fog.
Life fog.
Shutting down.
I started with the vertigo and the tinnitus and brain fog.
I could actually feel my brain shutting down.
Look at me.
Listen to me.
Brain fog.
Now that is powerful.
I've suffered for my fellow humans Had my groceries delivered every day.
But my staff just doesn't want that Pfizer booster.
I tell them too, this is what they say You can shove that vaccine passport up your ass Up your ass You can shove that vaccine passport up your ass You can shove that vaccine passport.
Shove that vaccine passport up your ass.
Well, I booked a private jet to Northern Europe.
I picked up all my friends along the way.
We just want these backward hicks to quit polluting.
But they laugh at us and this is all they say You can show that climate crisis up your ass You can show that climate crisis up your ass You can shove that climate crisis up your ass.
You can shove that climate crisis, shove that climate crisis, shove that climate crisis up your ass.
One more time.
You can shove that vaccine passport up your ass.
You can shove that climate crisis up your ass.
You can shove that Nazi bullshit in a place the sun won't touch it.
You can shove that Nazi bullshit up your ass.
You can shove that Nazi bullshit in a place the sun won't touch it.
You can shove that Nazi bullshit up your ass.
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