This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1410.
This is No Agenda.
And broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley where the river of doom is slamming us with rain, I'm John C. Devorak.
It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill in the morning.
What river of doom?
Is that damn thing back?
Third time.
No.
Every time it's been the river of doom.
I'm sorry, atmospheric river of doom.
So what do you have, bad weather?
Yeah, it's raining.
Oh, it's raining.
Stop the presses in California, everybody.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Hey, we don't have to jump into it just yet, but I do want to follow up on my opening there.
I mean, once again, Texas is number one in the nation.
We kick so much ass when it comes to COVID. We've really done it again.
Number one what?
We've just confirmed the first death in the United States due to the Omicron variant in Texas.
On Monday, Texas reported the country's first known Omicron death, a man in his 50s who was not vaccinated.
Oh, man.
Yeah, we're doing it.
We are number one.
Oh, wait a minute.
Let's call the Hayes County Public Health Department.
Let's just get a confirmation.
We can't confirm that the patient died from COVID, but we can't say that he was Omicron positive at the time of his death.
So he died with COVID, but you can't say that he died from COVID? Correct.
This information comes from our epidemiologists, who are the ones who get the reports.
They have to Do a very meticulous investigation because, you know, they do take this very much at heart.
They're telling me that they cannot say that COVID was the absolute cause of death.
See what they do?
Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
So the news media is reporting this first...
By the way, they're at a stretching point trying to get people to die from Omicron.
Yes.
Die already!
Die!
Die already!
Come on, hurry up.
So they can't get anyone to die.
So they made one up.
Pretty much.
Someone died who had tested positive for Omicron.
That's everybody.
Or was, as she said, yeah, of course, Omicron positive, which is a nice little term.
Oh, I like that.
Omicron positive.
Omicron positive.
And so the news media and the BBC. Omicron positive!
One of your better ones.
Hold on a second.
That's markable.
Yeah, even the BBC got in on the action.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Omicron.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Omicron positive is killing people left and right.
ABC World News Tonight.
Listen to the tease.
This week, the COVID threat rises again.
Omicron races across the country and Delta surges.
We're watching the numbers as the holiday week kicks off.
More Americans turn to World News Tonight with David Muir, the most watched newscast on all of television.
Be afraid.
They're really pouring it on.
And you know what?
I'm sorry to say.
It's working.
Of course it's working.
This is what they do.
I mean, even my own family, some of who have been vaccinated, had COVID, had COVID. They were vaccinated and had COVID? No, they got vaccinated, then got COVID. So it's a so-called breakthrough infection.
Breakthrough infection.
And no, they won't hang out with each other for Christmas.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Not going to do that.
Well, especially with you.
You're from Texas where they're dropping like flies.
They're dying, I'm telling you.
They're just dying.
Yeah, it's...
My goodness.
I had something on the natural immunity.
Where was that?
So unbelievable.
Let me see.
This is just some basic background in Omicron that they still keep throwing at us.
What don't we know, though, now that concerns you?
And how concerned are you that the messaging out there that suggests that it causes less severe disease than the Delta variant, do we know that for certain?
Would you be prepared to tell people that there really isn't as much of a worry if you've been vaccinated about the severity of disease?
You know, we don't know that for certain.
The preliminary data does tell us that while this virus, this variant, is a lot more transmissible, more contagious, some estimates saying 25 times more, the early data shows that it's causing a more mild illness course.
And that is a good thing.
But what does concern me is that we can't just put a stamp on this and say, hey, more mild means that it's going to be like a common cold and cause no problems, because with that much infection, we can still overwhelm our hospital systems.
How many people go into the hospital with a common cold?
These days, hundreds of thousands.
Entire families.
Oh, we got the sniffles.
Quick!
Omicron!
Every email I get from nurses is, oh, people are so freaked out.
This is the problem.
They have the Omicron.
Okay, I'll just say it.
It's mild.
And they get so freaked out.
But what they're hearing, they en masse go to the emergency room.
Yeah, that's a good way to bring down the healthcare system.
Europe is the same way.
Protests against COVID restrictions turned tense in London and in Brussels this weekend as demonstrators clashed with police.
Across Europe, countries are battling to contain the Omicron variant heading into Christmas.
The Netherlands has imposed its fourth lockdown, closing non-essential shops, bars and restaurants.
Denmark has shut down theaters, museums and cinemas.
In Germany, gatherings could reportedly soon be limited to up to 10 people.
And some travelers arriving in the country must now quarantine for two weeks.
The UK, meanwhile, is racing to give all adults a booster shot by the end of the year, but is not reimposing severe restrictions yet, says British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
Unfortunately, I must say to people, we will have to reserve the possibility of taking further action to protect the public.
One event that won't be going ahead here in London is the annual New Year's Eve celebration in Trafalgar Square.
Mayor Sadiq Khan announced tonight it will be cancelled to reduce the spread of the virus.
There's something beautiful happened last night in the UK on Sky News.
Good old Kate there on Sky interviewed Gillian Keegan.
She's the health minister for the United Kingdom under the Queen.
And she's also a member of Parliament, of course.
And she was asked about the true severity.
What are the numbers?
You know, we're cancelling celebrations, we're shutting everybody out, you can't go have fun anymore, nothing great for the holidays.
Just how bad is it?
We know Texas had the first dead person.
How are we doing in the UK, Health Minister?
Can you just tell us, at this stage, how many people are in hospital this morning with Omicron?
There's 774 more.
In hospital.
Oh, sorry, that's total hospitalisations in the last seven days.
With Omicron, there's 10 cases with Omicron.
Maybe going up to 11, actually.
Ooh, goes to 11!
But I think it's probably going up to 11.
High many deaths?
The deaths were 100 and...
From Omicron?
Oh, Omicron.
Oh, sorry, sorry, Kay.
No, we don't have...
We've had one death with Omicron so far.
And how many of those 10 people with Omicron are on ventilators?
I don't think there's anybody that I'm aware of on a ventilator with Omicron.
Okay.
Professor Whitty is saying people should be prioritizing...
So what you're getting at is the severity of the...
You're getting at the severity of the disease, which is one of the unknowns.
Ten people in hospital, one of them has died, the other ten are not on ventilators.
Those are facts.
Yeah.
Cancel Christmas!
It's really unbelievable.
Yeah, that's pretty much...
I don't know what they're going to do about this.
Well, we'll have to...
Now there's assertions from all kinds of sources with some data to back it up a little bit.
If you get a booster shot, within a 14-day period after the booster, your likelihood of getting Omicron goes through the roof.
It goes through...
Really?
Yeah.
So they're not counting anyone as boosted until it's 14 days in.
Right, of course.
Because you get the booster and you're wide open.
Of course.
I guess at that point your body's going, hey, I don't know what the hell's going on with this crap, so I think I can turn my immune system to low.
Well, all the more reason to boost some people.
Kill them off.
Let's see.
Israel.
I want to get this clip out of the way.
Okay.
This is the Kill Em Off clip.
This is the Tedros clip.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Sure.
That's going around.
I think it's a fake.
No, I can tell you exactly what it is, but let's see.
What do you title it?
My title is Tedros.
Maybe I didn't save it.
I have a feeling you did not save it.
I don't see it on here.
Unless I misspelled Tedros, which is not out of the ordinary.
It's okay.
I have a copy.
Okay, well just play yours.
And I can tell you exactly what he said.
Of its benefits, especially with elderly groups, senior citizens, especially above 65 and above 60.
So if it's going to be used, it's better to focus on those groups who have risk of severe disease and death, rather than, as we see, some countries are using to give boosters to children, which is not right.
You think it's fake?
No, I can tell you exactly what happened here.
It's not fake.
I'm just saying that it's going...
The Instagrams is what really blew up.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone's claiming this.
And it's like...
I look at it.
I watch his mouth.
This could be...
I mean, obviously, it was...
It's not that even the truth wants to come out.
It was just some flub if he said it.
But it just looks to me, it still looks fake to me.
No.
Here's what happened.
He's reading, and he's from Ethiopia, and he started to pronounce children as children.
That's what happened here.
I've analyzed this.
I've broken it down into the waveform.
Play it again.
Play that segment again.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
...risk of severe disease and death, rather than, as we see, some countries are using to give boosters to kill children, which is...
See, he stops to correct himself from the killing of children.
It was like a chaus, you know, one of those moments.
Believe me, I want the guy to be honest and tell us that he's killing children.
Sadly, we can't do it with this clip.
It's just a prompter flub.
It's a shame.
It is, it is, it is a shame.
Okay.
My COVID clips are often local.
Oh, let's do them then.
Because people don't realize, I mean, the locals are doing the same number on the public.
And I think they're doing it naively.
They don't, you know, they're just all, they're all in.
And so they, and this Omicron thing, nobody wants to talk about the reality of it.
And they suggest the reality.
But it's like it's too unbelievable.
The reality of Omicron is too unbelievable.
In other words, it's just a common cold.
Right.
To get everybody, you know, so everyone's freaked.
They want to stay freaked out.
So let's go to, this is COVID in California.
This is our local CBS affiliate, KPIX, and this is COVID in California 1.
And this is terrible.
Another big story this evening, Governor Newsom imposing a booster mandate on the state's healthcare workers.
And some restaurants and colleges are following suit.
KPIX 5 reporter Max Darrow is on campus with more.
COVID-19 booster requirements will soon start to pop up in places all throughout the Bay Area.
The Cal State University system just put a booster requirement in place, and there are some restaurants in San Francisco that are putting their own booster requirements in place as well.
The CSU East Bay campus is quiet, with most students off for the holidays.
But when they come back to campus for the spring semester, they, along with faculty and staff, will have to be boosted if they want to access facilities in person.
I haven't taken a booster yet, but I'll definitely get one soon.
Elijah Canary is a second-year student.
He says all of his classes will be in person next semester, a first for his college experience.
I'm pretty excited.
I've missed interacting with people.
The CSU policy calls for booster proof by February 28th or six months after a person got their final dose of the original vaccine.
I do think it is a good move that's being done by our school just because with all that's going on this just gives an opportunity for us to feel a bit more safe.
Wow, not to interrupt your flow, but do these people realize that other countries are already going to the fourth shot and that they're going to have to do that too?
Or do they think that Omicron is different in the U.S. or California than Israel?
How should I know?
Well, I'm just asking.
I'm guessing.
I'll guess.
That's what I want.
I'm guessing that they're too stupid to make any assumptions.
Or captured.
Mass formation.
Well, since you interrupted my flow, I'm going to skip to a clip.
This is on ESPN, because the sports teams are going down left and right.
They're all boosted.
Uh-huh.
This is what the mass formation really looks like.
This is on the show, Pardon the Interruption, with Will Bond and Tony Kornheiser.
The key here is listening to Tony Kornheiser express a view that I think is not unusual.
This is under Kornheiser.
So this is not sports.
It has nothing to do with sports, but of course, everything to do with sports for those of us who pay attention as closely as you and I do.
I mean, I'm afraid I'm not going to have anything really smart to say.
I'm actually sort of baffled by this.
I thought with the vaccines that it would curtail the spread of the virus.
Now I read that the vaccines are waning in power and people are recommending booster shots immediately.
Look, Mike, I'd take a shot every Monday morning if they told me that's what I'm supposed to do.
Oh, okay.
Well, that settles it then.
The stupidest people in the world are actually on television.
I'd take a shot every Monday morning if they told me that that is what I'm supposed to do.
So what they tell me, that's what I'm supposed to do.
Yeah, you're right.
The stupidest people are on television.
We already knew that.
Anyway, I just found that.
That's a good one.
I would have brought that clip on a couple of shows ago, but then Disney and YouTube TV had a big fight.
Oh, they had a big fight.
Yeah, they pulled it all off.
They took these clips.
My clip is gone.
Your recordings?
They took your recordings off?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
I said it.
Wow.
Wow.
Groovy, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right on.
Right on, baby.
So they took the recording.
Where's my recordings?
And so when they reestablished their relationship, the recordings all reappeared.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, that's what I thought was cool.
I grabbed it real quick.
That was a great dispute between Disney and YouTube.
I followed that.
That was fantastic.
I don't know what to dispute.
Money!
Money!
Oh, it's always money.
ESPN wanted more money from YouTube and YouTube went, no, we're YouTube.
And then ESPN went, suck it, bitch.
And then YouTube went, okay.
Because ESPN, there's nothing.
You can't be an all-television service provider like YouTube Enhanced or Premium or Prime or whatever it's called without sports, without ESPN. It's the only thing keeping cable alive.
People pay $7 a month for ESPN whether you watch it or not.
And it's not even that good anymore.
No, it's WokaVision.
They do have the following leverage because somebody pulled a fast one at ESPN and they grabbed pretty much all the college bowl games.
Even though most of the bowl games are stupid.
It doesn't matter.
At least they're on.
At least they're playing.
But they're playing these football games constantly and you can't get them on regular TV. I think the regular TV will have the national championship game and that's about it.
Do you know that in 1996 when we were pitching companies like Reebok and everybody on the internet, we literally, that was part of the pitch.
Hey man, imagine you'll be able to see your home team playing.
Okay.
It's still on ESPN, but the streaming is happening.
We fulfilled a dream.
Well, a lot of the, you have to say, NBC, Comcast Sports has scored by getting a lot of home team stuff, literally home team stuff put on these little subchannels, and there's a term for it.
But anyway, let's get back to the COVID. That's more important.
Of course it is.
Let's get back to COVID in California.
This will be part two.
California healthcare workers are also up against the clock when it comes to getting a booster shot.
Governor Newsom says they'll have until February 1st to get boosted, or they'll have to undergo weekly COVID-19 testing.
We recognize now that just being vaccinated, fully vaccinated, is not enough with this new variant, and we believe it's important to extend this requirement to getting that third dose, to getting boosted.
And at Zuni Cafe in San Francisco, they'll be checking for booster proofs starting on December 29th.
If someone is eligible for a booster but hasn't received one, they won't be able to dine inside.
If somebody comes in with their second dose of a Moderna vaccine that's five months previous, that person's not required to have a booster to dine with us because they're not eligible to have a booster.
It's only the people that are eligible.
We want them to come up to the highest level that they're eligible for to come inside.
Max Darrow, KPIX 5.
This is not a mess.
I think this is by design.
Get different levels of people inside the willing.
You know, we've got our lieutenants, our captains, and our plebs who are only double jabbed.
Create a hierarchy, a little class system.
Are you triple boosted?
No?
Okay.
Can't come over.
That's an interesting theory.
There's something, yeah, maybe.
Well, like most people do, they just take a picture of somebody else's car and then show it.
Show it on their phone.
You can't read it anyway.
That's the way to go.
Alright.
Alright, part three.
We'll take a look at these long COVID testing lines across the country right now.
With the threat of Omicron and Christmas just three days away, many people are wanting to make sure they are healthy and can gather safely with loved ones.
Stop the clip.
Okay, are you alright?
So there are people that are not sick?
They want to make sure they're healthy.
So I'm standing there doing 40 push-ups.
I'm, you know, doing some jumping jacks.
I'm doing some pull-ups.
I wonder if I'm healthy.
I think I'm going to go get tested.
What kind of idiots are these?
You're either healthy or you're not.
You know if you're healthy.
These people should be on television.
If you're catching something, yeah, maybe.
I think you got the sniffles.
I think I'll go get tested.
Why not?
But no, these are people, they're just all healthy.
They just want to get tested just in case.
Many people are wanting to make sure they are healthy and can gather safely with loved ones.
It's actually quite evil.
We're doing this kind of reporting.
We don't even know if that's true, but they're reporting it this way.
And it's telling people, even if you're not sick, you better test yourself.
It's a psychological operation.
And this evening, a possible game changer in the fight against COVID. The FDA has granted emergency use authorization for Pfizer's antiviral pill.
Studies show the oral treatment is nearly 90% effective against severe illness and death.
What does nearly 90% mean?
Is it 89?
Why not just say 89, 87, 88?
They don't have any numbers.
CBS correspondent Debra Alfaron has the very latest from Washington.
Pfizer's COVID-19 antiviral pill is the first oral treatment to be granted emergency use authorization from the Food and Drug Administration.
Production takes about six to eight months.
So supply of this product will ramp up over the next several months.
The Biden administration says it will purchase 10 million doses of the pill.
It'll be available with a prescription for high-risk COVID patients 12 and older.
We will have 265,000 treatment courses of Pfizer available in January.
You know, 10 million Pfizer pills, 800 million shots, masks, PPE, all this.
We're paying for this.
Tests, half a billion tests, tests.
And you know where it's going?
Right out of our pocket into the banks.
It's the insurance companies.
They're getting the money.
It's not free.
We're buying it, and when you administer it, then the government pays the insurance company the bill.
The whole thing, it's just a money grab.
It's fascinating the way they operate this.
Out in the open, you mean, blatantly?
Yeah, fascinating how they do that.
Yeah, it's right out in the open.
I want to be safe with my family.
I don't want to make anyone sick.
Nice one.
So let's go with the kicker.
Federal health officials warn it is not a substitute for the vaccine.
Please get vaccinated, get boosted, wear a mask in public indoor settings, and take a COVID-19 test before gathering with others.
You know what?
I've been hearing all...
I've got some Biden clips, but not...
Yeah, I've got a couple things to fill in here.
I have a couple things to say.
Yes.
Have you noticed something missing from all this advice?
All the advice.
I heard Biden.
I listened to Biden's.
And then I listened to this woman talk.
This was Walensky at the end.
Get a shot.
And get tested.
And wear a mask.
And get a shot.
And get tested.
Get a boost.
Get a boost.
Oh, and on and on and on.
And there goes my phone for some reason.
It's the government.
Whatever happened to wash your hands?
I was thinking with the social distance, wash your hands, you know, cough.
I haven't heard of wash your hands forever.
Cough into your elbow.
That's long gone.
That kind of stuff.
You're supposed to cough into the mask and then breathe.
Now, I can't, the clip made no sense because it was really a visual, but the Surgeon General of Florida has ads running.
And it's, you know, it's for treatment.
It's for monoclonal antibodies.
It's, you know, get healthy.
All of the stuff that they actually should be saying.
And, oh my God, he's an African American.
I can't believe he's saying all that stuff out loud.
But the Pfizer pill marketing is on.
The pre-marketing is here.
And a sad case in Chicago proves it.
Dozens of people gathered together outside Amita St.
Joseph Hospital this morning.
They're rallying around Maria and Sebastian Abinati, an Elgin couple in their early 40s battling COVID-19.
Overnight, Maria died after spending three weeks on a ventilator.
There was also an undertone of anger at the hospital and at the decision.
Attorney Patrick Walsh joined them.
He filed an emergency motion on behalf of the couple last week seeking ivermectin.
It's a controversial drug that family members hoped could help them.
And the family had agreed to waive all liability against the hospital, its employees, and anyone involved with administering ivermectin to Maria and Sebastian.
But the administrators at the hospital still declined to allow it.
Amita Health has a blanket policy against treating COVID-19 with the drug, and on Friday, a Kane County judge sided with the hospital denying them access to it.
You would think, with all other courses of treatment exhausted, and their own treating physician suggesting it, and the family agreeing to waive liability against the hospital, there's no conceivable reason to deny it.
Local doctors tell us the anti-worm drug has no effect on COVID-19.
The only legitimate antiviral drug is Paxlovid, the Pfizer drug combo that will be available within weeks.
And during this whole piece, they're showing horse deworming ivermectin packet shots.
Of course.
Back to the boosters and why it's curious that people are, oh, so jacked up that, oh, yeah, my third.
Yeah, it's great.
Because the fourth is coming.
The whole world is doing it.
I don't understand how people can't see it.
Should we consider...
What?
What are you talking about?
Here's Hotez, our buddy up in Dallas.
Should we consider a fourth immunization, a second boost?
Because we are seeing that very dramatic drop-off from data from the UK and Germany after the Pfizer boost.
It's good for a couple of months, and then against Omicron, it drops off very quickly.
So would a second boost sort of keep everybody in the healthcare workforce for that period of time, knowing that it may only last a couple of months, but...
Better than nothing and keep people on the job.
What I've learned about Hotess, what I really despise about him, is he never discloses that he is creating a vaccine himself.
And he has government funding and he's working on a different process.
I'm not quite sure exactly what it is.
But he never discloses that he is also involved in vaccine manufacturing.
So when he says, oh yeah, four.
Oh yeah, I'm not quite ready yet.
You know, I come out, mine will do it in three.
Israel is leading the way, and when it's positive, the M5M will tell you all about it.
Israel is now preparing to distribute a fourth dose of the vaccine for people over age 60.
The Prime Minister tweeting, as we did with the booster and the Delta surge, we intend to be active and groundbreaking, adding, the world will follow us.
Australia locked down, didn't let COVID in, didn't let COVID out, locked their neighbors out of their family homes 10 miles across the state line.
Yeah, how'd that work out, Australia?
What are you going to do about it?
Therefore, we are now announcing changes to our vaccination program, specifically in relation to third doses.
A third dose of the COVID-19 vaccine will now be mandatory for all eligible workers in industries covered by a vaccine mandate.
This means under the mandate, workers will now be required to have a third dose within one month of becoming eligible.
Currently, more than 266,000 people are eligible for a third dose, and so far, 89,927 people have received their third dose.
Everyone is strongly urged to receive a third dose when eligible, even if they're not covered by this policy.
I repeat, we're trying to boost the number of Western Australians who will get their third dose because the health advice confirms the extra dose is far more effective against the Omicron strain compared to two doses.
Yay!
So, okay, I think we should do...
I'm going to stop right now.
Okay.
We'll continue with the clips, but we have to...
Right now is the time.
Okay.
Name a month.
Where, in the United States, we already know about the fourth dose coming in Israel.
The fourth dose will be here.
I want to predict the month, actually, not just in the United States, but anywhere in the world where they first mention fifth dose.
Okay.
What do you think?
It has to be Israel.
That's Pfizer's petri dish.
I don't think it's important where.
I just want to start talking about it.
The month?
Yeah.
Now this thing should be completely blown over April-May.
Okay, so March.
The Ides of March.
March 15th.
Put it in the book.
March 15th, booster, shot five.
Four if you took J&J. I am going to push that to April.
April Fool's Day.
You're taking a two-week under-over on me?
Yeah, there's no chicken shit.
But I could go the other way.
That's okay.
But it's April Fool's Day.
You do.
Just to make a mockery at all.
Oh, to make it nice.
Yeah, that could be fun.
And it will be...
Oh, it's over!
The fifth booster did it!
That's my prediction.
I like that, but there will be something in the meantime that is happening, which is the test to stay.
Well, yeah, that's a moneymaker.
We're going to get into that, but right now we're looking at really solidifying the infrastructure that is necessary to track...
The compliance of the mandates.
And what I mean by that is what's happening in the European Union.
So we have Germany, Austria, the Netherlands, Belgium.
Some of them have additional lockdowns, curfews, etc.
But it's all based upon your vaccine status.
Now you have to have a booster.
This needs to be tracked.
Two quick examples of what's happened.
It's exactly the same in the United States.
Exactly the same.
The same things are closing.
Everything that tastes good to eat or to drink or is fun to watch, no, you can't have that.
This is District of Columbia.
15-20-22, certain establishments will be required to verify that their patrons, 12 years old and older, have received at least one dose of the COVID-19 vaccine.
Okay, this makes no sense to me.
So they're locking down D.C. fun times.
It doesn't happen until January 15th, even though Omicron spreads 25 million times faster than Delta.
Well, hang off.
We've got a couple more weeks.
And then when it's that time, you only need one.
When we're now talking about four.
You've been pointing this out over and over.
And I agree.
If this is such a crucial emergency and all hell's breaking loose, why are you putting off the date?
shut it down now let's check out what is being shut down with that announcement the district will join other big cities like los angeles new york boston and chicago requiring proof of vaccination to go places like restaurants gyms and music venues the district has seen a staggering number of new cases each day for the past week nine times more cases per day than a month ago today huge lines formed at the eight libraries where the district is handing out free rapid test
Beginning January 15th, you'll need to show proof of vaccination to go to places like restaurants, movie theaters, entertainment and sports venues, bars, and gyms.
Oh, by the way, the traditional year-end big soccer match in the Netherlands, it's not canceled.
There'll just be no, uh...
No one in the stands.
We can still give you a little bit of entertainment on TV. There will be gathering places that will be exempt from the vaccine requirements, like houses of worship, museums, grocery and retail stores, universities, and offices.
That's interesting.
They've given up on the churches.
I think that's showing that they're not really sincere.
But in Chicago, Larry Lightfoot, the mayor, who soon will be known as Bald Larry, I believe violated the Nuremberg Code with the following 28 seconds.
If you have been living without having a vaccination, it's time for a change.
If you wish to live life as normally as possible, with the ease to do the things that you love, you must be vaccinated in the city of Chicago starting January 3rd.
This health order may pose an inconvenience to the unvaccinated.
And in fact, it's inconvenient by design.
Is it not so that according to the Nuremberg Code, there can be no coercion?
I don't know.
I don't know the code at all.
Oh, okay.
Well, I've read it several times, and that's the number one thing, is no experimental drugs under coercion.
It's...
Well, it makes sense.
You wouldn't want to do that.
Why would you do it?
Because the coercion is...
She said it.
This is inconvenient by design.
Yeah.
No, she's a horrible person.
So now when we get to the testing...
I'm sorry, your QR code.
It's not quite a passport yet, but everyone's going to have to be able to show something on their phone.
I don't think a printout's going to work in the future.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, this morning we learned that the Xi'an...
Province in China, I think 10 million people, has locked down tight because Omicron, of course.
But there was something that preceded this lockdown that happened, which I think will be dynamite once everyone is all in on the vaccine passport and you want to go to your favorite restaurant and you want to go to all the places that you love.
And then, oh my goodness, this could happen now.
Authorities in Xi'an apologized for the inconvenience and have said they're sending technicians to urgently fix the system.
They're asking residents to please be patient.
But according to a Chinese media report, the system's technicians are located in Xi'an.
That adds another layer to the problem because they themselves were unable to provide their health codes to go to work.
The whole system went down.
And thus haven't been able to address the problem.
Their dilemma has caused a splash online.
One netizen commented on the situation saying it reminded her of a time she didn't have a mask, yet needed to wear a mask in order to purchase one.
Others voiced anger at the situation.
A local resident complained, calling it worrisome that a city with a population of nearly 10 million is so poorly managed.
So when the whole system goes down, which could be a glitch, or could be on purpose, guess what?
You have a lockdown!
It's beautiful!
And if you just say glitch to everybody, okay, well we'll just wait until they fix the glitch.
It's just a glitch everybody!
Don't worry about it, it's just a glitch!
It's a glitch.
It's a glitch.
It's a new voice.
Got you.
I'm working on my voice.
Let's talk about hospitals for a second and what's going on there.
We have...
I got a lot of great...
In the show notes, you'll see different notices from nurses, et cetera, what's going on with the healthcare system.
And no surprise, there's just no staff.
That is the biggest problem is there's no staff.
The people who are showing up are not desperately ill.
They're anxious.
They're very, very scared of the Omicron.
They've got a nasal drip.
They need to be tested.
They're freaking out.
They had to blow their nose this morning.
Oh my God, let's go to the hospital.
Did you have to blow your nose?
Yeah, I had to blow my nose.
Oh my God, let's go to the emergency room.
Yeah, it's truly that sad.
So, first one, I'm only going to read one here.
Very, very interesting note from producer Maria, who's been in the vaccine injury movement for over a decade, and says, oh, I need to point out some key pieces of information that people are missing.
Why are we mandating children to be vaccinated?
Do you have any idea, John?
Why we're, I mean, the answer sounds obvious.
Well, it's to protect the older people in the family from getting sick.
Yeah, exactly.
No.
The incessant push...
No?
No!
Here it comes.
I'm quoting.
The emergency ends...
Emergency.
That's the whole emergency of emergency use authorization.
Emergency ends when the vaccine is placed on the children's schedule.
You ready?
I'm already there.
Then the liability is shifted to the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, which dates back to the PrEP Act.
So this is the perfect way for them to dump any liability after emergency use authorization expires or is no longer valid.
It's sick.
And I believe it.
I don't put it past these people.
Well, they already don't have liability, so I don't get that part.
No, emergency use authorization, they have all kinds of protections.
Yeah, but even so...
The vaccine itself, because the super fund that was developed just specifically for the Pfizer, was for the Pfizer.
And emergency use is kind of off with the Comirnaty, which is what they're calling it now.
I think, yes.
And I think it's a lot better.
But they don't need it.
The other fund was they were worried that that was going to get wiped out.
So they developed a super fund for this thing.
And it's in play.
No, the super fund can go back to the owners of the money.
It now comes out of a whole different pot.
So give me my money back.
Phew!
That was good.
No, I think this is very beneficial.
No, I don't know.
It seems sketchy.
I thought they were pretty well protected to begin with, especially in other countries where they owned the military.
You know, they had to sign off everything.
They were all the firstborn and everything went to Pfizer.
I don't know.
Okay.
Now, about the medical system.
This is a short clip from a travel nurse.
And this is part of why the system is going to probably collapse and why there's no one to work.
And mind you...
Particularly nurses, they've gotten a very raw deal in this whole thing, so what you're about to hear may disturb you, but it doesn't disturb me at all, and I think this travel nurse is right.
I am a travel ICU nurse and my inbox is blowing up.
This is an example of one of the text messages I got today.
This is a recruiter.
Hi, good evening.
I have a client looking for immediate night coverage in their ICU. Can you start something?
Colorado is a compact state.
Me, I try to be nice but firm.
Hi, I won't be signing a contract until about the third week of January.
Thank you.
Okay, are you open to 12 week assignments?
Me, I'm more interested in four to eight week assignments as Omicron develops here where my licenses are at.
So, here's the thing.
If you sign right now, the rates are the lowest that they're going to be for the next, like, foreseeable future, honestly.
So, these recruiters and these companies are scrambling trying to get nurses to sign before Omicron absolutely blows up.
Wait three weeks to sign your crisis contracts.
I'm looking for a four-week crisis contract, 60 hours a week, or like 36 to 60 hours a week, more than $10,000.
Like, I think $13,000 to $14,000 would do it for me.
Man, it's better than podcasting.
So, you know, this is, of course, what's not helping the problem, but I can't blame anyone for saying, you know, it's...
Yeah, capitalism wins again.
Screw everybody.
Screw everybody.
Well, they should go for the...
Yeah, I think they're doing the right thing.
It's what you do.
If you're going to act this way, we'll act this way, too.
You're just doing it for the money.
It's what Pfizer's doing.
And everyone's buying into it.
We'll do the same thing.
Just a reminder that Neil Ferguson, you know, the guy who's so good at data, he is the guy who warned that Omicron would bring 5,000 deaths a day to the UK alone.
Yeah, there's been what?
None.
The one with, but that one is with.
I know that for a fact.
It's also the same as the one in Texas.
It's with.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Yeah, Ferguson, why do people listen to these folks?
Meanwhile, more people have died from alcohol in the UK. And how about this for the United States?
I think it is, actually.
Yeah, where is this?
This is Arizona.
Fentanyl.
No, this is all of the U.S. Fentanyl overdoses is the leading cause of death in 18 to 45 year olds.
Beats COVID! Beats COVID! But of course you don't die from opioids, you die with opioids.
Come on, we all know that.
Let's listen to the Vice President Kamala Harris on the Omicron.
Medical experts are projecting that we could see as many as a million infections per day because of this new Omicron variant.
Is our healthcare system prepared for what's coming?
We are prepared for it.
But particularly in the Northeast, we're already seeing hospitals overwhelmed with Delta.
Inflation is real.
It's going to be with us as long as the pandemic...
What's that?
She says we are prepared.
And then she goes on to talk about how unprepared we are.
Listen, what's wrong with her?
Where do I start?
We are prepared for it.
But particularly in the Northeast, we're already seeing hospitals overwhelmed with Delta.
Inflation is real.
It's going to be with us as long as the pandemic dominates.
When can you tell the American people...
This will end.
We have the power today to go out and if you've not been boosted, go get boosted.
The power today to go and get vaccinated.
And that will have an impact on where we end up tomorrow.
Is it the fault of the unvaccinated?
Yes.
I don't think this is a moment to talk about fault.
It is no one's fault that this virus hit our shores or hit the world.
China.
Covering for China.
But it is more about individual power and responsibility, and it's about the decisions that everyone has the choice to make, no doubt.
No doubt.
Okay, Vice Press.
Speaking of China, Dr.
Liana Nguyen.
You know, Dr.
Nguyen, the president says no one anticipated the virus spreading.
What?
Wait a minute.
I thought they were prepared.
As rapidly as Omicron, but that's exactly what experts have been warning about.
How is it that we're nearly two years into this pandemic and the Biden administration didn't necessarily prepare fully for this current winter surge?
What?
The vice president said they were ready.
Right.
So I want to agree with Andy on some points, which is that I thought that this speech was very good in explaining where we are and also specifically reassuring the vaccinated that there aren't going to be more restrictions placed on them, that we're not going to have lockdowns because, frankly, lockdowns are a blunt instrument that should be used only when there is no other choice, when we are having an existential crisis and we're not there yet.
But I also think that this speech today was really reactive and It was responding to the crisis that we are already facing, as opposed to acknowledging that we could have predicted and did predict.
Many of us did predict that we would have a winter surge, even though we didn't know the specifics of Omicron that was going to come our way.
We had to anticipate that there were going to be other variants.
And for more than a year, many of us have been calling for a significantly ramped up home testing.
That we were nowhere near.
And even if we did not have Omicron coming into this holiday season just with the Delta variant, we would be at this point of having this substantial testing crunch.
And what I'm really concerned about, these 500 million tests that President Biden announced sounds like a lot, it's actually very little.
We need to have enough tests for every American family to be able to test twice a week if they so choose.
She has such an annoying speech pattern.
She ends a word.
It's like a tick.
It's an educated Asian speech pattern.
California has a lot of that sound.
It's at the end of a sentence.
It's the same as the woman that's in the morning show, that Chinese woman they brought in as kind of a...
A token?
She's more of a token.
I see Hollywood doing this too.
They're playing Chinese people as bad people.
Oh!
And I think they are.
There's two things.
Not to go on the side with the analysis of television and movies, but I've noticed a couple of things over the years with television.
They have to put a Chinese woman in.
They make her a bad person.
Somebody you dislike.
And they do the same thing with black women.
Mm-hmm.
They move black women into different roles, and they always play...
They moved them into NCISLA. They move a black woman in there.
She's now the boss, and she's a hard-ass jerk.
You don't like her.
They did the same thing with Castle.
They moved a black woman into the chief's job.
She was a jerk, and you didn't like her.
In fact, she was a real jerk.
And they're doing this on purpose.
And while the black community...
Black community, there is such a thing.
While the...
Black complainers bitch and moan about white supremacy.
They don't say jack about this.
That's a very interesting analysis.
Well, she may be someone to follow Fauci.
She's got more or less the right profile.
But just staying on testing for a second, and I know you have Biden...
I had one testing clip.
Is it from Biden?
Because that's what I have.
No, I have a test clip that's just about testing.
It's got a little kicker on it.
Testing.
Testing, testing.
I don't see a T for testing.
Did you forget your T's today?
No.
I don't see testing.
Hold on.
I'll play my...
It might be the COVID testing.
I'll play my...
Yeah, COVID testing.
COVID testing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I see it here.
As we get closer to Christmas, demand for testing is surging.
Surging?
Demand is surging?
What kind of, really?
Lines like this one here at this Washington, D.C. testing site are long, and lines like this can be seen all over the country.
We are expanding our testing capacity.
Washington, D.C. is one of the latest cities to require vaccines for people 12 and older at indoor venues.
The demand for vaccinations and booster shots has also caused long wait times heading into the holiday weekend.
I'm getting my COVID shot.
Second one.
You had to put the abused child on it, didn't you?
That's the reason for the clip.
It's horrible.
A little kid comes out, I just got my shot, and I'm going to get my second shot any minute.
But wait, why was that in the testing clip?
They just threw it in gratuitously.
I don't even believe those people were in line for tests.
I don't believe there's this big demand.
I don't believe it for a second.
Remember last year, March, April, Berkeley had a drive-through testing thing.
I would drive past that thing once a week.
No one.
Nobody was in line.
Nobody.
Here's the president.
One of the other things that we know that has to be done is more testing.
Because Omicron spreads easily, especially among the unvaccinated, it's critically important that we know who's infected.
That means we need more testing.
And on that score, we're now where we should be.
Yes, we have over 20,000 free testing sites.
Yes, we've used the Defense Production Act and spent $3 billion to greatly expand the number of at-home tests available for purchase online and at your local pharmacy.
And yes, we made sure insurance covers the PCR tests you get in the hospital or at your doctor's office.
But starting next month, private insurance will also cover at-home testing.
So you can order a test online and get reimbursed.
That's right.
Buy it with your own tax dollars.
It's going to be a bonanza.
So that's all coming.
And I'm just waiting.
Where is Bill Gates with his testing company?
They haven't pulled the trigger yet.
He bought the company with George Soros.
I think it was a lateral flow test.
Rapid test.
We need to see you, Bill.
Come on.
Uncloak, because that's the biggie.
Maybe they're just waiting.
They're waiting to see if Elizabeth Holmes gets thrown in jail for her testing company.
Yeah.
Hey, we can't talk about...
Oh, before I continue, did you see the open letter from the British Medical Journal to Mark Zuckerberg?
Yeah, I think I did.
I mean, that is...
It was about their fact check.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was...
They reamed him.
Yeah.
I'm sure he was very upset.
All right, people can look at that in the show notes if they want to.
Now, here is a person who wants to run for president in 2024 who, in my mind, disqualifies himself from being eligible...
Because of his deflection of the mandates and his own ego being way too far in the way of his field of view.
Candace Owens sat down with the president and Candace didn't do well on this either.
and asked about the vaccine mandates.
In terms of big pharma, which is a huge topic on the minds of mothers, especially you're seeing what's happening at these school board meetings.
Where do you stand on these vaccine mandates?
And obviously I know that you are pro-vaccine, obviously.
You did everything you could to get this vaccine now.
I know where you stand on the vaccine.
It was one of the greatest achievements.
We did it in less than nine months.
To be able to do that.
But now it's taken a twist, right?
It's gotten, now we went from this is a good thing and people should have this option to military men, you're going to have to resign because you're not getting this vaccine Where do you stand on that?
Well, I stand on, forget about the mandates that people have to have their freedom.
What?
The vaccine is one of the greatest achievements of mankind.
We would have had a 1917, remember the Spanish flu?
Killed perhaps a hundred million people.
Actually, it ended the First World War because the soldiers were so...
A lot of people don't know that.
The soldiers got so sick.
It was a terrible thing.
There were no vaccines.
They would know anything.
I came up with a vaccine, with three vaccines.
Not true.
All are very, very good.
Came up with three of them in less than nine months.
It was supposed to take five to twelve years.
And yet more people have died under COVID this year, by the way, under Joe Biden, than under you.
And more people took the vaccine this year, so people are questioning how...
Well, no, the vaccine worked, but some people aren't taking it.
The ones that get very sick and go to the hospital are the ones that don't take the vaccine.
But it's still their choice.
And if you take the vaccine, you're protected.
Look, the results of the vaccine are very good.
And if you do get it, it's a very minor form.
People aren't dying when they take the vaccine.
What about the masking of children?
Okay, Candace, sorry, you couldn't get him to answer a question about the mandates.
You let him skip over it, and then you just moved on to another topic.
Former President Trump, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
His ego is so in the way, and I know that he thinks this is the right move politically, but it's not.
The person who will be president...
He should have something of a clue because he got booed.
Yeah, yeah.
He's on the road with Bill O'Reilly.
Mistake again.
Why are you on the road with Bill O'Reilly doing concerts?
Yeah.
That's wrong.
He lost Glenn Beck as his partner because Beck had enough sense to know that the guy was toxic.
And so O'Reilly's stuck with no partner to do his comedy act, and so he got the president to go along with it somehow.
It was a huge blunder.
I agree.
There's so many ways for him to take credit for what was done.
You could deflect to China.
There's a whole bunch of stuff he could do.
But to stay on that, like I did this, I delivered three vaccines, which are killing people.
Sorry, I didn't say that part.
Which are the unsafest in all of vaccine history proven just by the sheer numbers, more deaths and adverse events than all vaccines combined in the last 20 years or something.
And just says, well, you know, and she even led him into it with the military men.
I mean, come on, what happened to this is the most important, this is where all our money goes to.
No, no, no, I don't know what he's thinking, but the person who will be president of the United States in 2024, I don't think it'll be someone who is pro-mandate or just skips over it.
It will be one of the core issues.
No, I don't think he has a chance.
It's weird.
You know, the army...
Lost the plot.
The army doesn't have to worry because they're on top of their game.
This is something we've been hoping for for a long time.
It's scientifically feasible, and that is you create a vaccine...
That sounds like Bill Gates.
Not really.
He does start it over.
No, he doesn't.
This is something we've been hoping for for a long time.
It's scientifically feasible, and that is you create a vaccine that is a pan-coronavirus vaccine.
It works against all variants.
And what they've done is they've taken a protein, and 24 different surfaces of that protein are similar to different aspects of the coronavirus.
So you're getting a lot of different levels of immunity, not just to the spike protein.
It's in phase one clinical trials.
They just announced the results.
So it's about a year away from being out there.
I don't understand the Army developed it.
I guess the Army...
Yeah, I know.
I saw this, too.
The Army has a development team that works on vaccines.
Why not?
Come on.
Fort Detrick?
They work on stuff all the time.
It's usually not vaccines, but at least they know how these things work.
But this is what they've always wanted.
They want the one shot for everything.
For everything.
This is why I'm so skeptical about this.
I have heard about the one shot, the one flu shot for the rest of your life.
You'll never have to take another shot.
It has a number of problems.
One, it's not the kind of moneymaker you have with a two-shot regimen plus five boosters.
There's a lot more money in that shot than there is in one and done.
Boost!
And on the big pharma tip.
And it's never worked.
The one and done's never worked.
Well, but now we have mRNA technology, you see.
And because we have mRNA technology, what has just been approved?
The first injectable medication to reduce the risk of acquiring HIV. Yep, you used to have to take pills.
I was wondering why Magic Johnson was out on the circuit talking about his AIDS medication.
Let's see how long it takes before he is the spokesperson for Apritude.
And what is APRITUDE? Well, unlike people who have to take pills every single day, APRITUDE people initially receive two shots, spaced one month apart, and then receive an injection every two months thereafter.
That is mRNA technology.
So this is it.
That's about right, because mRNA technology only lasts 90 days, it looks like.
Yeah, and this will be 90...
As somebody pointed out, even the studies that were done by Pfizer on the first mRNA vaccines ended after 90 days because they didn't want to point out the obvious that these shots only are good for 90 days.
Well, the true endpoints, I think, last until 2023.
I was seeing some...
Some publications.
Like, who knows?
We don't know.
And by the way, this would explain, now that you mention this, this would explain to me what I've been looking at, because I look at TV. And there's so many ads for this Dovato, this AIDS medication, with this super gay-looking guy.
By the way, I would like to be in the casting meeting for this.
They had to find the most gay-looking guy who wasn't like a flamer, as the term would have it.
He wasn't wearing a feather boa or anything, but he just looks amazingly gay.
And he's like the main character in this Dovato commercial.
And then they have a cartoon of him, and then he speaks, and he's got this funny smile.
And they've been playing this commercial like five or six times a day on every channel, at least in the Bay Area.
I don't know, man.
We have a casting call.
We need somebody who looks very gay.
How do you do that?
Get your headshots in.
Yes.
No, not that kind of headshot.
Hey, I learned something really exciting that I wanted to share with you.
And this is going to be weird because people who have listened to this show for 10, 15 years are not going to believe that I'm going to talk about my dog for a second.
But the reason why is, now you know Phoebe, she's the rescue.
We got her from David, you know, the Damon and Sir Julian in Vastrop.
They suckered you.
And we're trying to figure out, you know, what is her breed and she looks like a Labrador.
We're not quite sure.
Mix of stuff.
Looks like a Labrador to me.
White Lab.
They exist.
Right, so we finally get to see the vet that I wanted to see.
I wanted to ask him this question.
He's a pretty well-known guy in the hill country, does all kinds of farm animals, knows ranch dogs, everything.
He looks at her and goes, backbash.
I said, what?
Akbash.
Oh, really?
He said, it could be an...
I said, I have to look at the pictures.
It could be an Anatolian.
Anyway, forget about it.
No, he's not.
We had an Anatolian.
He's not an Anatolian.
This is an Akbash, which is a Turkish shepherd dog.
A-K-B-A-S-H, like Ali Akbash.
It's from Akbas in Turkish, which means whitehead.
And there's the...
No, I don't think so.
What do you mean?
That's what the Wikipedia says.
The fuck are you talking about?
I'm looking at the Wikipedia pictures of the Akbas dog, and he's got a furry tail.
Yes, that's what she has.
John, I've been doing research for the past five days.
No, no, no.
John.
Look at all.
Don't look at just the Wikipedia act bash.
It is her.
She is an act bash right down to the white eyelashes.
Oh, she has white eyelashes?
The whole thing.
But here's what's interesting.
Here's when it looks a little more like your dog.
But here's the thing.
No wonder this dog wouldn't fetch.
These dogs are autonomous guard dogs.
Very rare type of breed.
They don't need commands.
There's a lot of these kind of guard dogs.
Yeah, most of them won't fetch.
Very few dogs will fetch.
Let alone, by the way, let alone catch a Frisbee.
No, no, none of that.
Her whole thing is she stays with the flock.
That's why she's white for the white sheep of that part of Turkey.
And she is amongst the flock, spends most of the day resting and keeping an eye out, but then can burst into this amazing energy and will ward off cheetahs and bears.
And I know this to be true, because Sir Mark Hall came over the other day, and Phoebe was not having it.
You know, he's a big guy.
And she was clearly thinking, this is a bear.
Anyway, so...
I understand.
Well, maybe it's because he made that movie.
She could be from the Gulen movement.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Turkish.
Turkish dogs.
She sniffed this out.
This dog is actually worth 20% less than yesterday.
It's incredible what's going on with the Turkish dog.
Yeah.
It happens.
But these dogs, they will be suspicious of everything.
So we have to completely change how we work with her.
Because, yeah, they're going to want to kill people if they're not.
Yes!
Yes!
I love this dog!
It's crazy, but it's a lot more work.
But now that I know, I'm like, oh, okay.
This is literally the dog that sleeps with one eye open.
Well, there's probably a technique specific to this dog for introducing her to strangers, and you have to employ that specific technique where somebody will know exactly what it is.
I already know.
Or just sniff a shoe or God knows what.
No, believe me, no.
That's not how you do it.
But one thing for sure, once she knows who it is, she'll be fine.
Yes, when she knows who it is, then she's okay.
But it's always looking at us.
If we're one little bit anxious, then she'll...
And she does it by barking and growling, rarely will attack.
But that, you know, she's got to bark.
Anyway, I just thought that was like, whoa, hold on a second.
Who knew?
So we're going to do a test to make sure...
That we're right about this Akbash thing.
Elizabeth Holmes also has test kits for dog DNA. I'm pretty sure she's 1% Askenazi Jew, but we'll find out when the DNA test comes back.
Well, interesting.
Yeah, I thought that was just like, whoa.
Okay, well, I guess that put a stop to the conversation.
Well, I was waiting for you to pick it up and introduce something new.
Well, I was going to go with Biden, or I could also go with Scott Adams.
I did a deconstruction of Scott Adams because he went after us for going after him.
Now...
Yes.
Let's do Scott Adams now.
And the first thing I'll say is that we had a little conversation.
I'm like, I'm really not that interested in retaliating, to be fair.
Let's not retaliate.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just saying, let me just finish.
Okay.
It feels like retaliation to me.
I don't think it's...
A, I don't try to argue with people who are irrational or in mass formation.
It just makes no sense.
You can't do anything.
I wish we could get him out of it.
Honestly, he could benefit from a deep-feeling workshop.
He really does have a lot of ego issues.
But...
In a way, I'd rather not.
I mean, you're going to do what you want to do.
I saw the beginning of what he started to talk about, and then he was trying to play a clip, and I felt bad.
He was like bringing a rubber knife to a gunfight.
It's like, dude, you can't compete against our clippage.
I'm not going to go even into that.
But let me finish.
Let me finish.
Let me give my experience.
And apparently he said more later on, but at that point, his initial dismissal and, you know, the only thing that he had a whole bunch to say about you, the only thing that really bothered me is when he does these kind of bullshit things, like there's no evidence of, or I said there's no country that had success, go ahead and Google it.
I find that a dangerous attitude because it just gives more doubt to certain things where, you know, later, I'm always pro-Ivermectin.
Fuck No, you're giving people doubt for your own enjoyment, and I don't like that he does that.
Okay, that's all I have to say, and I'm not interested in schoolyard fights.
This is not what it is.
I will roll up to the schoolyard fight and say, fight, fight, fight!
John, fight!
So, there's no fight involved here.
I did think about this for a while, and I identified where he split off Into the mass formation.
Now, did he call you or did you call him?
No, no.
He sent me a note.
I sent him a note back.
Okay.
You're doing it now.
So he contacted you.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It was unhappy.
Really?
Well, I'm not going to reveal exactly what he said, but I can summarize without violating privacy.
He says that we're full of shit, but that's fine.
That's okay.
Now, here's where it started.
His going on into the groupthink mass formation began, I know exactly when it began, because I remember, because I always thought I was baffled by this.
This was back in March, I believe it was March, or even maybe earlier, 2020.
He was doing his little talk, and he had his little blackboard there, and he likes to draw on it.
And he was trying to decide, he says, what's the most logical thing here, just going with the Occam's razor, where the Wuhan virus came from?
And he had the two choices.
One was the lab, the virus lab that specializes in coronavirus research that we funded with American taxpayer money to develop a bioweapon.
Which means that somebody should be thrown in jail, but that's beside the point.
That was option one, and option two was it came from a bat.
He chose option two.
And this took him right down the wrong direction.
And that was the beginning of it.
And this reminds me of one of my pet peeves is pathological liars.
Yes, I know.
And the key to a pathological liar's success is he gets you with one big lie early on.
Once you fall for the one big lie, like Scott did, you are now on your way.
And until you find out that the guy's a pathological liar, which has happened to me...
And then you go right back to the beginning.
He said, that's bullcrap what he told me.
Or women.
There are pathological liar women out there too.
And so this is what happened to him.
And so in his little takedown of us...
Wait, wait.
You're not saying he's a pathological liar.
You're saying he got caught by the pathological lie.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
He got caught and he's caught up and he's still caught up.
Mm-hmm.
So he's on the wrong road.
Okay.
But be that as it may.
Here's what he did.
First of all, I got four clips and they're in different orders, but I'm going to play a couple of clips out of order.
But I'm going to start with number three.
And this one here is interesting because this is what I call a predisposition trick that he plays.
Sorry.
The predisposition is where you kind of...
It's like, I've talked about this bit before, when people give speeches they can do it, they separate the audience into two groups, and one group sits on one side and one group sits on the other, and neither one of them get to hear the following message.
He tells one side about rabbits and hares, and he tells the other side about grandmas and old ladies, and then he flashes a picture on the screen when both groups are all together of one of these kind of amorphous pictures that looks like it could be a rabbit, could be an old woman.
Mm-hmm.
You've seen this picture.
Everyone's seen it.
And then he says, how many people see a rabbit?
And everyone who was already hinted, the rabbit was hinted at them.
They raised their hands.
How many see an old lady?
The other side does.
This is because they've been predisposed to look for something.
And so this is what he's doing.
He's pulling this stunt on the audience.
This is my problem with him.
This is not a time for stunts.
I'm just saying, this is what he does naturally.
Yep, you're right.
And this is what he does.
And I don't know if he knows he's doing it, but this is what he does.
I just want to play the predisposition clip, and this is a prelude to playing a clip.
And, you know, we have done this a couple of times, but we usually do it after the clip plays.
Now, they took on my opinions on ivermectin, vaccinations, and about the mass formation psychosis.
But I want you to listen to it.
I'll play just one little part of it.
And I want you to listen to it so you can learn to spot cognitive dissonance.
Now the first question is, is it me?
Because that's part of their claim, is that the cognitive dissonance or the hypnosis is affecting me, and that's why my opinions don't make sense to them.
So, how would you know who is in cognitive dissonance and not?
I'm going to teach you this over and over again, because you have to see examples of it before you're good at it.
The first thing you do is look for the tells.
Here's one tell.
The over-laugh mocking.
An honest mocking would be somebody just laughing, and you say, oh, this person is really amused.
It's pretty funny.
But the overlap is this kind.
He says, X, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sort of like a Larry David almost comic laugh.
So you'll see that tell in some of it.
And again, I'm sure they have genuine laughs, but it doesn't even sound genuine when you hear it.
It sounds like trying too hard.
I have a response to that when you want.
Well, my response is, first of all, laugh or not laugh, what's that got to do with cognitive dissonance?
But this is trying to, again, predispose you into looking for something that's not there and then making you make the connection with cognitive dissonance when it's got nothing to do with it.
But that's fine.
Your take would be what?
If he was honest, and he actually listened, the laugh that he played as a clip, he stepped right on a punchline.
The next line was, you couldn't have scripted it better.
That's what the laughing was about, because we were talking about, whatever it was, his first word fit perfectly with your last word.
And he stepped all over that punchline and then called it a tell.
Okay, well, I'm just pointing out...
But you're absolutely right.
What he's doing is he's setting it up and saying, in essence, I don't really know what their real laugh is, but anytime they laugh, it's a tell.
Now, the second one, the second clip, which I had here is number four.
This is his hypnotist complaint, and I have an answer to this I just wanted to mention, and you should play this.
Here's another tell.
Mocking my credentials, specifically the credentials as a hypnotist, without actually having a specific complaint about it.
Oh, he's a hypnotist.
Oh, well, I guess he keeps mentioning that.
But what does that have to do with the argument?
It's actually useful context, because a lot of people are new to any live stream, right?
You have to give the context.
I actually meant the hypnotist thing was mentioned in context of the fact that a hypnotist can be hypnotized.
That was very contextual.
So I don't know what he's talking about there.
Now dropping those two items, let's go back to the...
Now this is an earlier clip.
This is when he starts off.
This is not early in show, but this is Scott Adams' intro to the segment.
How many of you have listened to the No Agenda episode, a very popular podcast with Adam Curry and John Dvorak?
And on episode 1409, I guess it's a new one, they take me on.
How many of you have heard that?
They're criticisms of my opinions.
Now, the take on this is that they destroyed me, if you look at the comments.
So let me give you context, and then I'll tell you why this is fascinating.
Now, it's not just fascinating because it's about me.
It makes it a little more interesting for me, I guess.
But here's what you need to know.
Number one, I like these guys, Curry and Dvorak.
I've known Dvorak for, I don't know, a thousand years or something.
And I like them a lot.
Generally, we're very close to the same opinion on all kinds of stuff.
Not everything, but generally.
So I would say that they would be closer to my view of life than a lot of people.
And that's a compliment.
Okay, so he does a little chuckle at the end.
Now, that was kind of interesting in light of what he said at the very beginning of his show, which has nothing to do with us.
But what you just heard is a reflection about what you're about to hear when he goes and he does a discussion of Biden.
And just listen carefully to this.
And I think he's busted for this, by the way.
This is Scott Adams' intro to a segment.
I'm sorry.
No, this is Scott Adams' early in show.
This is the last clip.
This is at the beginning of the show.
Listen carefully.
All right.
I'm going to give a little kudos to Joe Biden.
Now, for those of you who are not long-time listeners, I remind you of my technique.
If you want to criticize someone, you should also protect yourself from confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance by saying as many good things as you can about the subject of your criticism.
What's interesting is we did the same thing without being trained hypnotists.
When we started the segment, we said, we like Scott.
Yeah, we did the same thing.
So that's actually how we did it.
We did him.
So I thought the whole thing was hilarious.
And I don't believe he...
The thing is, you have four choices here.
You can say that one choice is Scott is in mass formation and stuck there.
Or two, you can say that we're in mass formation and stuck there in different mass formation.
Although if you compare the two and you go with the beginning of this thing, which started with the lab virus, we're on the side of the lab virus, or the virus coming from a lab.
So we've been on the right side of this, I think, from the beginning.
So that likelihood is low.
Wait, wait, stop for one second.
You are so right.
That was the first big lie.
Because we were doing the whole Scott Adams thing, and now that I'm thinking about it, the first thing was wet market, wet market, wet market, wet market, wet market!
Yeah, wet market.
That was the first big lie.
Like Scott Adams has ever eaten at a wet market.
Has ever even gone near one.
It stinks, I can tell you that much.
So...
Or the other possibilities that all of us are in a mass formation, one, two sides, or none of us are.
So there's four possibilities.
The only one I see that's logical, because of the first big lie, and Scott buying into it, and still buying into it, he has never gone back to reevaluate that first big lie, the wet market.
He's stuck over on that side, and that's the way I see it.
He...
He's in denial and that's fine and he'll stay in denial until he snaps out of it, which I think he will.
You don't think he will.
And that's where I'm leaving it and we don't need to discuss this any further.
No, I do need to say one more thing.
The only thing that was not resolved is that mass formation, which he said he reviewed, said it was false, that I said that he hadn't reviewed it and then he went on to not explain it correctly.
He made it sound like all those four elements are necessary for mass formation.
And he went on to discredit each one by saying, we already have that, we already have that, we already have that.
Where the true theory, if he indeed, and maybe he is a pathological liar, if he had really reviewed it...
Believe me, I've known this guy for over 30 years.
He's not a pathological liar.
I just said it to confuse everybody.
It's one of my tricks.
I'm doing it for my new live stream.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just kidding, John.
Oh, sorry.
Jeez.
Worried much?
Worried much?
Worried much about my new live stream?
Yeah.
No.
Those are the conditions that need to be met, and the point that he missed the most is the isolation.
Mask formation takes place when the isolation is snapped immediately by giving everybody a social construct like masks.
And social distancing.
So now we're no longer isolated.
It has nothing to do with physical or mental isolation.
It is your feeling of belonging to the group again, a large group.
That's when you get into mass formation.
And I'm super disappointed he didn't see that.
And he didn't actually review it.
That's it.
Now about my new live stream.
Yeah, I can believe you're going to do one.
I've been meaning to do one.
Yeah, where's your live stream?
I want to do my wine and food live stream.
Well, then we'll get on the stick.
Come on.
Come on.
Where's your wine sub-stack?
Yeah.
Exactly.
I know.
It's a young man's game.
It is.
I'm too old for this.
I'm too old for this.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the testing crunch, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
John C. Devorak.
We're in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning, all the ships at sea and the boots on the ground, the feet in the air, and the subs in the water, and all the dames and the knights out there.
Nice!
And hello, trolls!
In the morning to you there, the trolls in the troll room.
Let's see if we can make them scurry just before Christmas.
Go, troll count.
Okay, here we go.
Let's see what we have on this lovely Thursday, the first one of the week.
We've got 2,148.
It's an average troll day.
I'm happy.
It's good to see you all.
Thank you for being here and for taking time out of your holiday joy and festivities.
Maybe you already have off.
Maybe you're just getting ready for it.
The Trolls is the Troll Room.
It's a fantastic place to hang out.
No social isolation there.
Trollroom.io and you can listen to many live programs on No Agenda Stream, which you can find at NoAgendaStream.com.
Same thing at Trollroom.io.
It's just a little chat.
You jump in there and it's fun.
We typically hang out not so much on Twitter, although it's an inbox for me.
We have our own social network.
It's known as NoAgendaSocial.com.
Now, we already have our 10,000 founding members, but everybody can connect to it from any Mastodon account.
You can follow me, Adam, at NoAgendaSocial.com or John C. Devorak at NoAgendaSocial.com.
And I wanted to mention, now we get a lot of requests for people saying, hey, could you email the donor list about what's going on?
We don't do that for a number of reasons.
One, we don't have time for it.
Who has time for it?
Two, it's rude because it's for the newsletter only and not for anything else.
Now we're making a choice to use our list for something else.
I'd rather promote and mention that we now have, specifically, I think I mentioned it on the last show, for our Dutch producers, noagendasocial.nl.
And I am following a couple of people over there, so anyone who joins NoAgendaSocial.nl, you'll probably see the majority will be in Dutch.
This is a great reason to have your own Mastodon instance.
So, you know, it's not all flowing through each other, except when you want it for each individual timeline.
It's fantastic!
It's Mastodon.
It's the future.
It's Web3.
Decentralized.
Take that, Elon.
Now, let's thank the artist for episode 1409.
We titled it Viral Blizzard.
How could we not?
I would say this is one of those pieces of art where you just look at it and go, yeah, I think that's the one.
Nessworks gave us the winning piece with our cheesecake Santa Lady.
Three is the new two in all Christmas lettering with a nice stocking stuffer filled with syringes.
Very, very cool.
The children loved it.
Didn't scare them at all.
And the art is getting intricate.
I just wanted to remind people that this is a cycle, but right now the art is getting very competitive.
And I want to mention one thing.
I'm just looking at some of today's early entries.
When you're putting lots of little things and little words, you're getting skipped.
I can't do it.
The size that you see on the submitted artwork page, that's the size that it's going to be.
What you did on your 8K screen is not going to be seen by anybody.
And so, therefore, it's often disqualified.
Let's call out a few of them.
Rick Harris has got a little thing.
I can't read it.
Another little tag.
Rick Harris has two pieces, and they've both got little bitty lettering that you can't read.
It's just all of that.
The dog tag ones from spook number 33?
No good.
Too small.
You've got to think of the medium you're creating for.
It's important to say that when we look at mass formation, Professor DeSmet said the ways to get out of it are to keep speaking your truth, to build parallel networks because it becomes totalitarian after a while and it will eat itself and collapse.
And he says mocking.
so no agenda artwork is some of the best anti-mass formation medicine there is in the world.
People do not have to listen to the show to see this image on Twitter, to see it in podcast apps everywhere.
So when you get like a three is the new two, that is with a cheesecake girl, that's a beautiful piece of mocking art that may help people snap out of it.
So it's important.
It's important work.
You're lucky.
Yeah, it is.
It's important work.
Now, by the same token, SirNetNed and ComicsterBlogger who tried to put cute Dilbert things, that's not going to happen.
I think you guys know that.
No, actually, Scott used to go after it.
Oh, yeah.
He does not appreciate anyone copying his...
Of course not.
We wouldn't do that.
In fact, when we did an interview with him, we did use a Dilbert piece, but I... You cleared it with him.
I cleared it with him, yeah.
Because that's the kind of guys...
And by the way, I still like Scott.
I've got no problem with him.
I want to know what he wrote you, though.
The fact that you didn't share that with me tells me, hmm...
Tells me a lot.
No, it doesn't.
It tells you I haven't had time.
It had to cut.
It was a DM. Oh, it's so hard.
Oh, okay.
I'd have to go through all the agony of cutting and pasting.
A DM on Twitter?
I'll just read it to you next time I think about it.
So there's no evidence.
Got it.
Just messing with you.
Winter of death.
By the way, Darren O'Neill is still producing good quality material here.
It just is not being picked.
Now, hold on a second.
The Viral Blizzard by Trent Drake, why did we not use that?
Which one?
The blue one?
There was a reason that we didn't use that.
Oh, uh...
What was it?
Well, it wasn't that interesting.
I remember thinking it was a great piece.
I'm looking at this one, the Viral Blizzard, another one by Kenny Ben, Dame Kenny Ben, with the cup, the No Agenda Viral Blizzard 33 ounces.
Ooh, a blizzard like a Dairy Queen blizzard.
Yeah, right.
I don't remember seeing that piece.
I don't remember that either.
Well, if it didn't jump out, then it wasn't good enough.
Well, it jumps out now.
Well, yeah.
I've seen this happen before.
I think some of these things show up.
Oh, really?
There's something amiss.
Generator glitch?
Something.
But that's a beautiful piece.
That is pretty good.
I think I probably would have pushed for the...
Okay.
Onward.
We discussed enough.
Okay.
Well, congratulations to SirNetNet.
Thank you very much.
It was SirNetNet, right?
Yeah.
Thank you very much for...
Nestworks.
Oh, was it Nestworks?
I'm sorry.
Nestworks.
Yes, what am I thinking?
Nestworks.
I can't get that wrong.
Thank you, Nestworks.
That is highly appreciated.
And all the artists, and yes, it's getting very competitive.
Love seeing that.
I want everybody to win.
That's why we're harsh.
That's why we're telling you what works and what doesn't work.
But more importantly, you're doing something important for humanity and for mankind when you are able to sneak in some mocking at the current situation.
It's good for everybody.
Oh, I know why we didn't use some of these, the Viral Blizzard and the Cup, because the title was Viral Blizzard.
Oh, that's right.
You're right.
You're right.
One of our unwritten rules that changes from time to time.
Hey, what can I say?
We're creatives, okay?
Noagentardgenerator.com is where you can see all of that.
Best seen, of course, in an app that is podcasting 2.0 compatible.
It works with all old podcasting 1.0 feeds, so you've got nothing to worry about.
You lose nothing.
You have only things to gain.
Try one.
Newpodcastapps.com.
And before we start, I want to thank Itty Bitty Homestead.
Did you get your candles and your ornaments?
Yes.
Yes, and I want to thank her too, or him, or both of them.
There's a couple I think involved here.
Yes, the candle smells like a chocolate bar.
Yeah, I think they put real chocolate in there, and real lavender.
I got one real lavender.
Oh, I only got one candle.
Oh, I guess I'm more special.
You got two candles?
Wait, are we talking about Rick Brandon, Charlene Brandon, Harley Quinn, and Sarah Jane?
Yeah.
Okay.
Harley Quinn.
I like that name, Harley Quinn.
Yeah, itty bitty.
Sarah Jane's also a character from Marvel, I'm told.
And those ornaments made out of metal?
Sheet is, yes.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, metal.
Turned metal.
Twisted.
It was very nice.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, I put it on the tree.
Itty bitty homestead on Etsy.
All right, let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for what is effectively our Christmas episode this year, with Christmas coming in between two shows.
And we start off...
With Robert Patch from Santee, California.
Look at this.
1830-72.
What is this about?
After many years of listening, Robert says, it is finally time to grow up and join the adults' table as a knight.
I would like to be known henceforth as Sir Rob of the Dusty Singletrack and would humbly request sake and sativa at the round table.
A deadly combination.
Additionally, I'd like to wish happy birthday to the smoking hot Dame Lily of the Happy Hummers with this donation of $12.28.69 to go towards her Baroness-ness.
The 69 cents can go in the tip jar as needed.
Love you, boo.
Lastly, please add our birthday to the list, 1228.
Sharing this day together, smack dab in between Christmas and New Year's, has been the greatest gift for the last 20 years.
It's like a party.
No jingles, only health and wealth karma for all.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Hail Santa!
Rob Patch from Santee, California.
Thank you very much, man.
Nice.
Hail Santa.
You've got karma.
That used to be a thing.
I can remember people saying that in the past, in Christmas's past.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hail Santa.
Yes, I do remember.
It's horrible they do it, but it happens.
Hail Hydra, maybe.
Yeah.
Courtney Matthias in Hunt Valley, Maryland.
One, this is a good one.
It's a bunch of ducks in a row.
1-2-2-2-2-1.
This is the palindrome.
That was the palindrome day.
Nice!
Well, yesterday was the palindrome.
1-12-22-21.
And so we got a donation for that amount.
I'm glad that somebody did that.
That's very, very, very cool.
This is a donation in honor of my father-in-law, Jeff Bird, who passed away today on 12-22-21.
Huh.
And had every intention of donating, but could not decide on his knight name.
Oh, no.
That's terrible.
I kindly request that you de-douche him.
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
You've been de-douched.
And knight him.
I don't think he's on the list, by the way.
What happened here?
This is not in blue.
No, what happened?
That's weird.
Okay, keep reading.
I'm going to make sure this happens.
And knight him, Sir Pop of Ivan and Ellie.
Your show has brought our family closer over the past few years and is a frequent family dinner topic.
Thank you for your deconstruction of the news and for helping us stay grounded.
A goat karma for the family would be greatly appreciated.
Wow, this is very sad news.
Yeah.
We hate to lose listeners or producers.
Yes, we hate to lose them.
That's very sad.
We do.
Yes, on the list, of course.
You've got...
Karma.
And he's back.
Sir Anthony 7, Viscount of Hamilton, but now with 66666...
And he says, greetings to you gentlemen from Hamilton County, Indiana.
This is the sixth and final of my promised December contributions.
My fifth donation was too late to be included in the producer list for last Sunday's show.
Please add it to this week's donation to total 666.66.
I was pleased that Adam noted with some concern my absence.
Are you kidding?
Like, what's wrong with that guy?
What's wrong?
Where is he?
Thank you for the thought.
Please forget my faux pas.
I was preoccupied enjoying a live Christmas show with my family on Saturday at Beef and Boards Dinner Theater.
Of course.
He says, a rare treat indeed.
There aren't many dinner theaters left in the USA. That's probably true.
Where's the last time you had...
San Francisco had like burlesque dinner theater, but...
Yeah, we had Finocchio's was one of these places.
What was that one place that everyone used to go to in the pod show days?
Had like a floor show.
Well, there was a gold club that was kind of like that.
It was for couples.
It was like, you know, men and women go have dinner together.
Oh, well, the gold club is too for some couples.
Um...
Oh, yeah.
I'd have to think about it.
Yeah.
I'm sure it's long since closed.
Anyway, we continue.
I mean, the last one, the great, one of the last great ones, I think, was the Rainbow Room in New York, which reopened.
A long time ago.
A long time ago.
And it reopened, and it was open for a few years, and I think it closed again.
It was really elaborate.
It was a monstrous place.
It was cool.
It was very cool.
And a big band in there and everything.
It was very much, it felt like you're in an old movie.
So Sir Anthony Seven, Viscount of Hamilton, continues with a request to add birthday call-outs.
He celebrates the completion of 59 orbits around the old soul, and we congratulate him with that.
He does realize he's two cents short, so no problem.
I got one other penny there for you.
May I beg your generosity on my birthday for two pennies?
Yes, of course.
To commemorate, I petition for a change of styling to Viscount of Hamilton and the two pennies.
We'll change that for you.
Blessings from the Viscount of Hamilton, and thank you very much, Sir Anthony Seven, and Merry Christmas to you.
All right.
Onward with Catherine Garrard, the Dame Sandcat of Southern Nye County in Pahrump, Nevada, $500, and she sent a note and check-in, and this is true because it makes this noise.
And then she writes, on this paper, I have to get the right glasses to do this, as a special Christmas gift to my bestie, my knight in shining armor, my husband, I am sending a check for $500.
This donation gains, I think this is a gift, so this would be a switcheroo, to Randy Carlson.
Ooh, okay, hold on a second.
The whole thing?
Yeah.
This donation gains Randy Carlson his knighthood, counting below.
He would like to be known as, I don't know, it looks like Eric picked this up, Sir Codesalot of Southern Nye County, the land of hookers and blow.
That's a fact.
Yes.
That is the land of hookers and blowers.
Yep.
So we have that.
He's on the list.
Randy introduced me to Twit years ago.
Twit donation.
And I was an MTV junkie.
So you two are like family.
The best thing he did was hit me in the mouth with the best podcast in the universe.
Please de-douche him.
You've been de-douched.
And she has some requests here.
He needs goat karma, two to the head, get vaccinated and no.
So it's goat karma, which is...
It's always last, yes, of course.
Yeah, it's always last.
So it'd be two to the head, get vaccinated.
I don't know if that makes any sense.
You shoot somebody, then you vaccinate them and say no.
The story is very...
Loose.
It needs work.
It needs a rewrite.
Yeah.
Uh, okay.
Well, we can do that.
Yeah, wait, wait.
Please have, he's got a request for the table.
Oh.
Sorry.
Please have barbecued chicken, french fries, and Guinness at the round table.
Thank you kindly.
This is Dame Sandcat of Southern Nye County, the land of hookers and blow, a.k.a.
Catherine Garrard.
And then she has, counting below, and there's $1,000.
There you go.
Okay, we got it.
No.
You've got karma.
Hold on one second.
Just make sure I've got all the accounting here because I was already switcherooing with Randy and then I accidentally deleted her.
She's keeping the credit.
Dame Sandy Cat of Southern Nye County.
The land of hookers and blow.
She says here, let me read it at the beginning, as a special Christmas gift to my bestie, my knight in shining armor, I am sending a check for fire.
No, he gets it.
He does?
Randy Carlson.
Okay.
He gets it.
He's got it.
It's good.
We continue with Dino Monkey Boy with Curly Hair.
Dean Desimun from Seattle, Washington, 399.99.
Maybe the note reveals this interesting number.
Forgive me, Podfather, for I have sinned, he says.
I have been a douchebag for over 13 years!
My listenership is not completely without merit, however, I have hit many people in the mouth, most notably my lifelong best friend, Ness Works, and my smoking hot wife, Sarah Hamrow, each of whom have also engaged in a generous propagation of the formula.
I humbly approach today to cleanse my sins with a donation.
I am donating on behalf of my wife, Sarah Hamrow.
Hmm, is that a switcheroo?
Is this another switcheroo?
She is a beautiful person with a heart of 100% solid gold, and I love her dearly.
I believe that my donation today of $399.99, in addition to her previous donations, puts her well over the threshold for Damehood.
So please anoint her Dame...
Maybe...
I think he forgot an O there.
Dame Hamrow of the Crow Kingdom.
And shower her with copious amounts of nuts and mangoes at the round table.
Oh, you got it.
We're good at that.
Thank you both for maintaining the sanity of millions and may your exit strategy be forever delayed.
As a final request, may I please have some Sleepy Joe, get vaccinated, no, and the little girl, yay.
And sincerely, Dean Dino Monkey Boy with curly hair, Dee Simone.
I think we can do that for you.
We have everything lined up.
Here we go.
Get vaccinated.
No.
No, where's my yay?
Come on, little girls, give me the yay.
Yay!
There we go.
Good.
And now I shall put your request into the roundtable as well.
Are we on to Devin O'Connell?
Uh, yes.
Devin O'Connell, then, is 333.9999.
In the morning, gents, unjabbed, non-diseased, heretic, millennial reporting for duty.
Oh!
I saw a sign that I needed to donate while on my Monday morning commute.
A freshly remodeled gas station had their bright new sign showing 3.33 and 9 tenths.
That's the cheapest gas I've seen around Taxachusetts.
The first moon was right above it too, so I knew it was time to A full moon.
I'm sorry I was right about it.
So he had a full moon and a gas station sign that said 3.339.
So his donation of 3.33.99 is courtesy of Epstein's Dirty Money to the endowment of my employer.
I've been listening since I heard Adam on the Liberty Lockdown podcast.
Liberty Lockdown Donation.
Liberty lockdown.
And I have been trying to hit my brother in the mouth ever since.
There's a little non sequitur there.
It's alright.
Can I get a screw your freedoms?
Ooh, John's new one somebody's finally using.
Uh-huh.
And get vaccinated, followed by another, ooh, health karma for everyone, because why not?
Christmas, everybody.
He said, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Oh, yeah.
Merry Christmas.
Ooh.
Get vaccinated.
Ooh.
You've got karma.
That's a good use of it.
Good work.
Now, did you get Paul Zimmerman's note?
What about Sir Chris?
Well, Sir Chris is...
Yes, you're right.
Sir Chris.
I should probably read his first.
Sir Chris of Carmel by the Sea.
333.34.
Strategic to be the top of the 333.33 donors.
In the morning, just a quick note to wish you and the entire No Agenda family a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Please also add the love of my life and soulmate, Dame Kristen, to the birthday list.
She'll be celebrating her 29th on Christmas Eve.
Mmm.
Santa will like that.
Thank you for your courage.
No jingles.
No karma.
Just karma.
Sir Christopher Carmel by the sea.
Thank you very much.
Yes, she's on the list.
Happy birthday.
You've got karma.
I'm looking for Zimmerman's note, but I'm not seeing anything.
He sent it to noagenda at dvorak.org, which is like, that's not what you're supposed to send it to, is it?
No, it would work.
Oh, it would work?
Yeah, it goes in the same box.
Oh, okay.
I will continue.
Mike Saliba from Clinton Township, Michigan, 33333.
People are going to do this.
It's the end of the year.
It's Christmas.
Appreciate it.
This is really great.
I was going to wait a while into the new year to give my next update so you won't get sick of me, but I was looking at the numbers and realized no agenda producers have planted an additional 33 trees by using promo code ITM at axeheadwatch.shop.
Ah yes, the wooden watch producer.
It seemed too perfect to be true.
I'd like to gift this donation to Employee of the Month and my smoking hot hippie wife, Kelly, for her Christmas dedouching and set her on the road to becoming a dame.
You've been dedouched.
Mike continues, because of the involved numerology, I have upped the ITM discount to 33% for Sunday and Monday only.
Get now while stocks last.
Since we ship from Michigan, a wooden watch can reach most U.S.-based producers before Christmas.
After this, I'll leave you alone about them for a while.
Please give some jobs karma for Kelly and some R2-D2 karma for me.
Happy holidays.
And he says, don't forget your free stuff.
We still have to select free watches.
We're just bad at that.
We're just bad at it.
Yeah.
There's a couple things you should note we're bad at.
Yeah.
And I would say I'm worse than Adam on most of these because neither one of us will do stuff like this.
You know, we will if it happens to be the mail's open and, you know, oh, I can do it right now.
The other one is people send stuff to me for Adam.
That goes on the pile.
It doesn't wind up here.
So I have a pile.
Literally.
I got something right here from a year ago.
And it's got his name on it.
First of all, I don't know how many times Adam must notice this.
How many times have I asked Adam for his address?
Oh, I still don't know yours by heart either.
And so I have to, and I look through the emails, what did I ask him for his address?
I don't have to ask him again.
I feel like an idiot.
Oh, I can't find him.
Do you want to know a little secret?
You want to know a little secret?
A little fun secret?
We've been in this house five months.
In our, kind of where we put stuff to go in or out, there's been an envelope for stuff with your name and address on it, printed in Tina the Keeper handwriting that I just haven't taken to the post office.
For five months.
Well, then I take back what I said.
So we both suffer from this ailment.
Yes, of course.
It's horrible.
But there's nothing we can do about it.
Besides that, we put our efforts into the show itself.
Yeah, most of the time we forget and we're doing something else.
So now the final joke is that Zimmerman, right now, just this minute, the email system went down.
So by the time we get to the second segment, it should be back up and then I'll read Zimmerman's note.
Because I think he becomes a knight.
Yeah, so we have to read the note before that happens.
Let me finish up Mike here.
So, jobs karma for Kelly, some R2DT karma for him, happy holidays, don't forget to do free stuff.
Sir Mike of the Axeheadwatch.shop, liberator of Michigan's 9th congressional district.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You've got karma.
And those watches are an interesting conversation piece with you.
When you're in a bar or something, you're talking to see some girl.
You can ask if she wants to see your wood.
Wow.
Maxwell Reeves is next on the list.
333.33 will be executive producer for this show, 1410.
Keep up the good work.
Here's a great note.
And Merry Christmas.
No karma.
We'd love to hear Al Sharpton's respect and the noodle gun.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T. I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
By the way, kids, there's no guarantee that will work with that watch.
Ross Easterling, 33333, Merry Christmas from Sir Macanudo de la Paz.
With our podcast, I can count on about six hours a week of everything from smiles, shit-eating grins, and belly laughs.
The plandemic had my bullshit meter pegged in the red, and now going on 18 months, I believe it was God putting y'all in my radar.
Oh, he asked for a jingle Rogan donation.
P.S. Oh, please.
That's a bit much, but okay.
What does he say here?
You are really scooped.
You are really scooped, Peter McCullough, but Rogan's interview is the stuff of tipping points.
Okay, I think...
We scooped.
We scooped, but...
Yeah.
We scooped Peter McCullough.
We had him, I think I said a year ago.
But...
But that's irrelevant because that's how it should work.
It bubbled up to the Rogan level and then started to make a difference.
It got people upset.
Thank you, sir.
SirSteven333.33 In the morning, I'd like to do a switcheroo, another one, on behalf of my brother Jim Riley.
Please give him the credit and a dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
Coincidentally, December 24th is the anniversary of his 33rd birthday, another one of these 33, birthday number 33 on his show.
Nice.
So please give him a shout out.
He's on the list.
He's on the list.
We've got a lot of Christmas babies in Gitmo Nation.
Sir Leron from Dothan, Alabama.
Dothan?
I'm sure someone knows Dothan.
I'm from Dothan.
I'm from Dothan.
One of those.
We pronounce it Dothan.
Dave Jones will let me know.
33333.
Wishing all a Merry Christmas.
Shows have been so very good.
What do producers need to give you guys a day off?
No jingles, no karma, Sir Leron of Dothan, Alabama.
We like to work through the holidays.
We do.
There's something about, you know what, and this may be somewhat truthful, although this year it's just Tina, me, and a dog named Boo.
It's kind of nice, you know, when you've got family over and it's, you know, one of those, everyone's doing stuff, and you can just kind of, you know, retreat and, ah, I've got to work, got to do stuff, important stuff.
You've got to slip away.
It's good on the holidays.
I've never objected.
Actually, my wife's the same way, Mimi.
She says she wouldn't.
She worked at Crocker.
She would always, because they had triple time or something if you worked on Christmas or New Year's.
So you'd be in line, yeah, I'll do it.
You know, you make so much more money.
I used to work at the oil refinery and I'd always try to work on the holidays because you get extra money and a free meal.
And also, ever since I was 19, when you're in show business, you're working.
If you're not working on TV, you're doing some overpaid gig for some bunch of too rich people.
Yeah, so holiday work is...
That's what you do.
The holiday work is...
In entertainment business, that's where the money is.
Except nowadays, if you like, I was trying to get some, I thought they did a 3x3.
Everything is, everyone's off.
They're all off.
They're gone.
They're gone for two, three, four weeks.
This is the day, right?
We retire the 3x3 after today?
Oh, you know, let me do one more.
I'll do a retire plus one.
It'd be better to go to the end of the year instead of just quitting.
I'll do one more.
Any luck on the email yet?
You want to check the email again?
I'll do Tom Runciman.
Tom Runciman from Choctaw.
He's in Oklahoma, 333.33.
I triggered someone with that.
To celebrate my 52nd revolution around the sun, my smoking hot wife Paula gave me some treasure to donate to the show.
Wow, that's nice.
Happy birthday.
I'd like to keep this short, so only request a de-douching from me and an R2-D2 karma for all.
Thanks, he says.
Tom Runciman from Choctaw, Oklahoma.
Happy to do it.
You've been de-douched.
You've got...
Karma.
Eh.
No good.
No good?
Now, let's go on with Lauren Vandenberg.
What is it?
Loretta.
Vandenberg.
Loretta Vandenberg.
I'm sorry, I said Laura.
Loretta Vandenberg.
And here she sent a card, and it makes a different sound than a piece of paper.
It's a nice card.
It's got a...
Okay, it's a nice card.
Dear John and Adam, she wrote on the card, and she has nice...
Block letter handwriting.
Mail is morale.
Mail is morale.
It says mail is morale.
Especially at Christmas.
It broke my heart to learn you had not gotten any Christmas cards.
Oh, this is when I mentioned the Christmas card shortage.
We got quite a few since then.
We did.
I cannot start 2022 without my damehood and closes my donation 333.33 that vaults me over the line.
I would like to be named Dame Lady Bird Eagle of the Toledo Bend.
Skip the line.
Skip the line.
Nice.
I think she's on there.
I would like a dry Texas Tempranillo at the round table, please.
So she wants a bottle of wine of the Tempranillo, which is Hill Country.
Yep.
It's Hill Country's favorite, yes.
And they actually make some decent ones.
Yes.
Not a lot, but they do.
Dealer's choice for a jingle, followed by a health karma for all.
I wish all clarity and peace.
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Love is lit.
Semper Fi.
Semper Fi.
Request?
Loretta, maybe Marie.
Marie.
You got a request for a rando?
I would, you know, we haven't heard for a while.
It's a gather around and tell a secret.
Oh.
Share a secret.
Okay.
Hold hands and share a secret, isn't it?
Secret.
Wait, that's...
We don't laugh.
Oh, there's no competition.
Yeah.
We laugh a lot.
No, I know exactly which one it is, but why can't I find it?
Tell a secret?
Share a secret?
Oh, brother.
How about your secret?
There's a lot secret.
Oh, is there?
Yeah.
Do you know how many clips here?
I got it.
Do you know how many clips we have?
It's insane.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
Nice.
Ah, okay.
William Westcott, 33333.
Parts unknown.
For now, he is at HLC on NoAgendaSocial.com.
Apologize for the long note, and Eric kindly put page four in here for us to read.
In addition to thanking you and Adam with my treasure for the value for value that you've given me with the show, I'd like to use this message as an opportunity to return value to the No Agenda community in the form of my time and talent.
Here we go.
First, for those waiting for the No Agenda Dating site, you can check out my site, FediFinder.com.
Fedi, F-E-D-I, Finder, FediFinder.com.
I guess Fedi from Fediverse.
For now, you can only sign in as a No Agenda social user, but I'm working to include more instances soon.
Second, for any Android users looking to study for ham radio license exams, I've made a completely free and open source app to help you.
Search for ham trainer on the FDroid repository.
He's doing a lot of stuff.
Well, that's a good idea.
That is.
In addition to a regular karma, I only want to hear one jingle that I loved and fear I may never hear again.
Call me the James Comey parody.
Whoever made that one deserves some credit.
Thank you both for your hard work and dedication.
Wouldn't you know that that's one of those jingles that is, of course, mislabeled and there is no way...
I looked, searched, I know it's in there, I know exactly how it goes.
It's like, what am I going to do?
Ah, is this it?
No, that's Free My Spies.
No.
So all I have is this.
Call me!
And whoever made, whoever made the Blondie Call Me!
It was great.
I can't find it.
I'd love to have it again.
I really would.
We do have it.
Oh, you know what?
You know what I got?
They finally sent me the He's Trump, He's Trump.
That jingle that I also couldn't find?
Yeah.
Yeah, we have it.
We'll play that.
He's Trump!
He's Trump!
The President!
Turns out Phone Boy owns everything.
Phone Boy, somehow, even though I've never given him anything, Has every No Agenda jingle known to man that has been on the show.
He cuts it out and edits it and does great stuff.
So that's where that came from.
Will I have him get you the Comey thing?
He will.
That's why I'm requesting it.
Okay.
Okay, we got Chap Williams here.
I don't have a note from him because I don't have my email working.
333.33, I'll look for that.
Edmond, Oklahoma, I'll look for that before the second break.
And if the email comes back up, it should have been up by now.
Scott Salamongo in Detroit, Michigan, $333, has a note.
ITM gentlemen, my last executive producer credit was for show 1310, and I'm starting to feel pretty douchey.
Here's $3.33 for each of the last 100 episodes.
Nice!
That's what I like.
There's the guy with class.
Yeah, class.
As our freedoms have been infringed upon over the last several months, I'm reminded of one of my favorite quotes from Frank Zappa.
He said, the illusion of freedom would continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion.
At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery.
They will put back the curtains.
They will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.
Season's greetings to you.
Thank you for that uplifting note.
Season's greetings to you and all of Gitmo Nation.
Please play eBugs and the show 1310.
I'm not sure what that means.
Oh, the ISO. Oh, there's an ISO. Oh, okay.
End of show, 1310 Eat Bugs.
Get vaccinated.
Let's go Brandon and Fweedum.
Some sexy French bulldog karma for all the lovers out there.
No agenda, biatch.
Scott Salmongo, Ph.D., H.C., Doctor of Philosophy in the Field of Leisure Science.
Okay.
So what would this bugs thing be?
Eat bugs?
Gosh.
It's...
I don't have...
I don't know.
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
No, we have bugs, but I don't think it's the bugs that he's talking about.
I don't know what it is.
I don't remember it.
Okay.
And then you wanted Asian dog karma?
Is that the...
No, French bulldog karma.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's completely different.
It's the same, but it actually is a French bulldog in that clip.
We eat bugs.
You eat bugs.
Mmm.
Nothing like freshly caught bugs.
You want to try?
Ooh, thanks.
I love bugs.
Mmm.
Get vaccinated.
No.
Let's go blinding!
Screw your freedom.
Too much.
Sir Dave.
Goes or who's?
Goes.
Where's he go?
Naples, Florida, 333.
It's been way too long, he says.
I think we need a new jingle for us dumbasses that simply stop listening to the best podcast in the universe.
Maybe that's it.
Dumbass.
I'm sure someone more talented than me than come up with that little ditty.
To make a long story short, yeah, I figured there was one in there.
Life was great when I was producing the No Agenda show.
Then it turned to crap when I stopped.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Now I'm back, and of course, life is on an upward trajectory again.
As I proudly never been a douchebag, since I am listening again, I am producing again.
Thank you all for what you do to keep us sane during the global mass formation psychosis.
You two are national.
No, no, no.
Global treasures.
Please send us a big-ass Jarbs Karma.
I'll get you a Jarbs Karma.
I got that for you.
For New Spirits Company, we're starting next summer.
Yes, we will be sending you products for review.
Hey!
We love testing your products.
Just don't make us select anything.
It never works.
It really doesn't.
I'd like the jingles.
Obama, you might die.
Biden, get vaccinated.
Lady, no.
And then a two to the head.
And of course, the jobs karma.
That's Sir Dave Gose.
Or Gose.
Wherever he goes, he Gose.
You might die.
Get vaccinated.
No.
Jobs.
Jobes.
You've got karma.
Jobes.
Some Jobes.
Dick Foster in Kearney, Missouri.
333.
And he wants the jingles.
He wants a random L plus L Bitcoin, which I don't think is...
It's Manning.
I think it's not Manning Bitcoin.
Traveling to see the in-laws, he writes, and ended up with room 333 at the hotel.
The fiancé said, I had to donate to No Agenda now!
Now, of all the things people offer, this is a product I'd like to sample.
I would love to sample your Bitcoin miner.
Just saying.
The GOP infighting is escalating.
What?
I would like to sample it too.
I can sort of mine.
Yeah, so this is not an exclusive thing.
No, I'm just saying.
I just want to make sure that I would like to try.
Oh, my goodness.
Why don't you go sit with Scott Adams?
It's like, oh, you're starting your own stream.
I want a bitminer, too.
I do.
I want a bitminer, too.
The GOP infighting is escalating.
I've got two computers.
I can have a Bitcoin mined within the next 25 years.
Political says Democrats are outright jitty.
Happy...
We're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin.
So what did they say?
90% of all Bitcoins are mined and the last one will be mined in 2140?
Probably, yeah.
Depending on the computer.
You know, if we get real quantum computing, then it could go faster.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Exactly.
I'm like, whoa, IBM, quantum breakthrough.
Oh, yeah?
Mine all the Bitcoins for me, bitch.
That'll impress me.
No.
No, you got quantum nothing until you can do that.
Nicky Morris is from Rich in Kentucky, 33333, and says hello.
I made a donation this morning to de-douche my husband, Bobby Morris.
I gave his email, but I wasn't sure how to give him a shout-out, so I'd like to say the following.
Bobby and I have been married for 15 years, and I've known him for 20 years.
He's an awesome husband and dad of four, but he has been a douchebag for far too long!
He's wanted to donate for a long time, but hasn't.
And after two years, I can just no longer tolerate his douchebaggery.
Please send karma and play the slaves you will get used to mac and cheese jingle.
Oh, hold on.
Mac and cheese, yeah.
Get vaccinated.
She's listening.
She knows exactly what the little sequence is.
She knows what her man likes.
And shut up already.
It's science clips for his de-douching.
Yeah, thank you for your awesome podcast.
And keep up the good work.
So that's 15 years?
No, I'd say 20 years.
And they never had a fight.
You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Hey, everybody.
Get vaccinated.
No.
Shut up already.
It's science.
I'm not throwing a karma.
You've got karma.
And you never de-douched him.
Ah!
You've been de-douched.
Karen Samuel is next on the list in Colorado Springs.
She becomes our first associate executive producer, $250.
And she writes, ITM, John and Adam, I forgot to send my 12-19 birthday donation for the last show.
12-19 birthday donation for the last show.
I'm going to blame the drinking.
Merry Christmas and Happy New...
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you both.
Your families of the New Agenda Nation.
No agenda.
No jingles, no karma.
Karen, Baroness of the Blue Moon.
Blue Moon Vodka.
Factual voice.
Very good.
CyborgDave22122.
Nice one, Associate Executive Producer.
I'm happy to be living a more disconnected life, but I miss making the end of show mixes and hanging in the troll room and sewer chat.
Maybe I will...
Maybe I will do something to myself in The Matrix again.
I'm just not going to read it.
That was too lewd.
As a self-taught expert on science fiction dystopian societies, I, like many of you out there, have noticed we are currently living in a science fiction dystopian society, and it sucks!
I'm no Edgar friendly, but I do what I have to do.
I'm the enemy because I like to think.
I like to read.
I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice.
Stand up for what you believe in and stand tall like a penguin among ducks.
Be well, Taco Bell, says Cyborg Dave.
Wow.
Yeah.
K.H. $215 and she, he writes, Happy Holidays!
Love you guys and the show!
Kisses K. Oh, thanks K. Gabe and Ann Grider, check in at 206.33 in the morning.
This donation is a Merry Christmas dedouching and step towards knighthood for David Connerow.
Okay.
You've been de-douched.
David Connerow, our son and purveyor of small batch new and vintage drums at standarddrum.com.
From his mom, Anne, and his stepfather, Gabe.
That's so sweet of you guys.
Merry Christmas to all from FEMA Region 7 in Northwest Missouri, and thank you for your courage.
Jingle requests in his honor to compliment the de-douching.
Biden, get vaccinated.
R2-D2 scream.
Dr.
Kiki, shut up already.
It's science.
That's weird.
And two to the head.
What's weird?
Well, that's the second time Dr.
Kiki, out of the blue, has been called out.
Have a drum.
Nice.
Get vaccinated.
Shut up already!
It's science!
You've got...
Karma.
Karma.
Somebody sent me this handheld drum, and then they sent some other noisemaker.
It's another issue.
I didn't find out who it was, and there's a little piece of paper that was in the Amazon box that has a code on it, and I lost it.
Martin McIntyre in Mont Laurel, New Jersey, $200.38.
Jingles.
Trump aroused, oh, and Christmas goat karma for all.
John and Adam, thank you for your courage and for the No Agenda show.
Greatly appreciate the deconstruction, humor, and reliability.
Birthday list.
Please add Cliff M to the birthday list as Cliff...
He's on the list as Cliff...
Cliffmas.
Oh, Cliffmas.
Oh, okay.
As Cliffmas, his birthday is on a show day this year, 23rd of December.
He's turning 40, and I'm only a couple of weeks behind.
He hit me in the mouth in the late 900s, 900 show.
Show 900.
Douchebag call-outs.
Please call out Justin from Seaville.
Douchebag!
And Bobby Brindlehorse from South Jersey.
Douchebag!
If there's a time, please play Dr.
Fauci vaccinated Santa Claus from last Christmas for the end of show.
I don't remember that, but I'm sure you do.
Thanks and Merry Christmas very respectfully.
Martin.
Thank you, Martin.
We actually...
I don't think we have the...
I vaccinated him.
We do have Fauci...
I saw Fauci and Santa that I will gladly replace for you.
And you want...
Did they want a Christmas goat car?
Okay.
It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused.
Santa Claus is good to go.
Works kind of good.
You've got...
Kind of worked in that sequence now to think about it.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Now, first I thought this was from Arthur Saint, but it isn't.
It's from his wife, and she's in Olympia, Washington, $200.
And I love this note.
You guys are annoying.
But my husband loves your stupid show and wants to eventually get a useless knighthood.
So I keep sending you money because it makes him happy.
Ugh.
Merry Christmas to my hubby Arthur Saint.
Please stop listening to these guys.
I would say best donation of the year.
One of my favorites.
One of my favorites.
And if you also are annoyed by this show, let your loved one know about it with a donation.
Go to Dvorak.org slash NA. We're all for this.
We want you to convince your husband you should do it more often.
This is a keeper, this woman, by the way.
That type of conviction, you want that in a marriage.
Yeah, Kelly Flanagan's last on the list from McCall, Idaho.
200 bucks.
I don't have a note, but I'll look for one when the email program comes back up, which will be God knows when.
Wow, that's crazy.
Anyway, that's all a group of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1410.
Including the naysayer, Arthur Saint's wife.
And we want to thank all these folks, not necessarily her, but Arthur for sure, for supporting this show.
Yes, and everyone gets an official credit, whether you want your husband to have it or not.
He is an associate executive producer of episode 1410.
These are real credits.
You can use them anywhere.
You could even get into a Christmas production.
And work it.
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I know what I'm doing here.
Go on IMDB. You'll see that these things are real.
There's real Hollywood people who have them.
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Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Water! Water! Shut up, slave!
Shut up, slave!
So, I'm just looking.
Amen.
you Let me see.
Yep.
I'm looking at downdetector.com and it appears that all squirrel mail is offline.
Actually, there does seem to be some Amazon crap going on.
A couple of things are...
This has been going on for, what, a couple weeks now?
It's mainly Amazon Web Services, but there's been router flapping all over the place.
The Internet is going to shit.
It's bound to.
Actually, I should restate that.
It's all these people who rely on these miserable companies and think that they'll always be up and always work.
Microservices architecture.
Yes, that would be your main complaint.
It's a huge complaint and it makes nothing but sense when you think about it.
Instead of having one single point of failure, you've got dozens of points of failure.
That's what Web3 is all about.
That's what Web3 is all about, John.
Web3, which is completely decentralized, not owned by Silicon Valley companies, but yet somehow they get rich off of it.
Web3.
How does that work?
Kara Swisher tweeted something.
She's such a gossip.
I still hate listening to her.
She's such an elite.
If it's not Silicon Valley, if it's not money, then she doesn't want to cover it even though it's technology.
I thought she was the technology journalist.
By the way, there are more than a few women That work the Valley, and they're so preoccupied with the, you know, what's the next fund?
Yes, yes.
Where's the money coming from?
Oh, this new startup, and Dave, there's always some guy named Dave, and Dave so-and-so has got some new startup, and he's got some new ideas.
You know, it's true.
Dave's are often at the beginning of big things.
I've worked with two of them.
That's interesting you point that out.
Dave.
There's so many guys' names.
Dave.
It's actually one guy who has done it all.
So, yeah.
And so the whole Web3, Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey Twitter thing and, you know, what's the guy from Mark Andreessen block Jack Dorsey because Jack Dorsey said, you know, your Web3 is stupid.
And she's, this is what she loves.
Ah!
So she's tweeting about it.
And I respond to her.
I say, hey, Kara, you know, pay attention.
There's real Web3 work going on.
Podcasting 2.0 is, in effect, the definition of Web3.
Said, you know, make sure you're up on this.
And she says, no, I'm good.
And so I replied to her, no, mediocre at best.
Don't miss the story.
Screw you.
Stupid idiot.
She can't see a story when it's right in front of her.
As opposed to a smart idiot.
Yeah, true.
I could say a lot of things, but I just want to say things that aren't.
Well, I'm glad you got that off your chest.
Yeah, well, it's just crazy.
These people who don't really know what they're doing, making much more money than we do.
There it is.
It's out.
It's out.
That was the problem.
Jealousy.
Hey, I've been reading...
Not really a COVID story, but I've been reading Fauci, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s book about Fauci.
Oh, yeah.
How is it?
Oh, my God.
It's basically the no agenda show and show notes in a book.
Everything has a footnote.
And you want to get the Kendall version in addition to the hardcover just to keep it for prosperity because this book will disappear one way or the other.
I'll get a copy.
It's really good, John.
And it goes through the whole AIDS thing.
And it's just...
It's everything and more.
Because he's been on the inside.
I've brushed shoulders with Fauci in the AIDS days.
The creep.
You know, where he'd be hanging out with Elton John and Billie Jean King and Michael Jackson.
Ryan's List.
Ryan.
Anyway, so this book is, you know, if there were real rankings, I'm sure it would be number one everywhere.
It's a really important book.
If you can get a copy of it, you should read it.
I do have a response from Fauci about this book, and I think it's equal airtime.
We've played enough of Kennedy about Fauci, now Fauci about Kennedy.
Well, I did not speak with RFK Jr.
and the Trump White House.
We invited him to the NIH, and he spoke to me, and he spoke to Dr.
Collins, the NIH director, and several of us, and gave a presentation that really was...
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Can you start that clip over?
Because what I heard was, I've never spoken to Kennedy, and then he says he spoke to him.
I think what he means is that he didn't speak to Kennedy for the book.
Okay.
Which, yeah.
This is a C-SPAN thing, by the way.
It was interesting.
Well, I did not speak with RFK Jr.
and the Trump White House.
We invited him to the NIH, and he spoke to me, and he spoke to Dr.
Collins, the NIH director, and several of us, and gave a presentation.
You know, I've got to stop again.
It's interesting.
I did not speak to him in the Trump White House.
Is this also him maybe connecting him to Trump?
Fauci's no dummy.
I think he's quite capable of thinking about these things ahead of time.
Well, I did not speak...
Wait, wait.
I think you nailed it.
I think he's...
I never spoke...
He's trying to associate Kennedy with Trump.
Yep.
It's an association trick.
Yep.
Yep.
Nasty one.
Yeah, he gets a prick.
Well, I did not speak with RFK Jr.
and the Trump White House.
We invited him to the NIH, and he spoke to me, and he spoke to Dr.
Collins, the NIH director, and several of us, And gave a presentation that really was just full of inaccuracies and distortions.
And it really is a shame that he is attacking me and my career.
I think if you look at my career, there are not a lot of people that would be attacking my career.
Wow!
Whoa!
Scott Fauci.
And distortions.
And it really is a shame that he is attacking me and my career.
I think if you look at my career, there are not a lot of people that would be attacking my career.
But he seems to do that.
It's very unfortunate because I don't think he is inherently malicious.
I just think he's a very disturbed individual.
And I say that...
You know, I don't like to have to say that, but it's very, very clear.
And it's a shame because he comes from such an extraordinarily distinguished family, many members of whom I know personally, and I was very close to Senator Ted Kennedy, who was such an extraordinary person and a real warrior for public health.
Especially if you're in a car upside down in a river.
And to have RFK Jr.
just spouting things that make absolutely no sense.
Spouting.
And the thing that makes it even more painful about it is that ultimately that is hurting people that will cause disease and lose lives.
Yeah.
For the things he's saying.
So I'm so sorry that he's doing that.
Not just because he's attacking me.
That seems to be the rage among some people.
But because ultimately it is going to hurt people.
So it's really unfortunate that he's doing that.
So don't attack the material.
Attack the person.
Yes.
This is a classic.
If you attack Fauci, you are killing people.
His career is beyond dispute.
I mean, are you insane that you would attack me?
We've played a lot of Kennedy.
Kennedy backs his material up, and like you said, his things are footnoted.
Because he's on a dirty dozen, you know, that list of people that are supposed to be full of crap about COVID. Number one, with Mercola up at the top.
Yeah.
And while there may be a few people in there, I don't know half of them that are full of crap, but it's possible.
But Kennedy, we've listened to, he's too well connected.
He has documentation for what he has to say.
And I've never heard anyone dispute any facts that he says that are supposedly bogus.
They never dispute that.
They just call him a maniac.
This is a classic.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
There's a big stir in the Netherlands.
You know, Freedom of Information Acts, it's always interesting to me how such corrupt governments, and all governments are corrupt to varying degrees, how freedom of information requests still make it out.
And you'd think there would be a whole division that just wouldn't let that happen, you know, or would filter it.
Let me see who was on the outs this week.
Okay, we'll let that one go.
I don't know, but I'm always surprised.
And in the Netherlands, they got correspondence between multiple ministers of parliament and who have positions such as the finance minister where – now, first of all, the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab himself, is inviting them to set the policy for the world, for COVID moving forward, come to our – we'll send – almost saying we'll send the plane.
And then you see other correspondence where the very same finance minister is giving away 650,000 euros in grant money to the World Economic Forum for some program they're doing.
This WEF is beyond a drinking club at this point.
People are up in arms about it.
They have the, you know, they've screenshotted these papers.
It's really disgusting.
It's complete collusion between them.
It's a plague.
It is a plague.
W-E-F is a plague.
Yes.
It is a plague.
Speaking of plagues, I just wanted to talk to you about one more thing.
It's kind of an OTG thing.
Did you see what Oracle just bought?
No.
Oh, for $30 billion, they bought Cerner.
That's a huge medical records company for $30 billion.
And I think a lot of it's in cash.
And people are saying, well, why would they do that?
And I just wanted to remind everybody of Oracle.
If you think Oracle is your database guy, you need to remember some of the other things they have, such as CrowdTwist, leading cloud-native customer loyalty solution.
Um...
Gobalto, health services automation, but then data science platforms.
The big one is a couple of big ones, which are the customer-based engagement.
These are the guys that have data brokering.
They bought DataLogix, and I think they spent $1.2 billion on that.
Oracle is collecting everything.
And Oracle flies under the radar, and I think these guys are much more important than they get credit for.
It's really big.
They were at least known as the supplier of database software and computing for the CIA. That's how they got their start.
But now they own all this stuff.
They own it.
Yeah, they own it.
The CIA owns it.
I can do a 3x3 real quick.
Oh my goodness.
Now this is quite a surprise.
I had the jingle ready earlier because I didn't know.
I thought you would call for it, but I'm very happy to say.
Now it's time for 3x3.
Experiment by JCD. Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. That's right, every single Thursday for as long as it lasts.
John C. DeVore checks out the big three morning shows, NBC, ABC, CBS. Let's us know what's going on.
John, what are you learning?
Okay, from Good Morning America on ABC, the 12 Days of Christmas Cookies.
Nice.
Excellent.
NBC... Wait, so were they baking cookies?
Were they just displaying?
Was there a cookie contest?
I don't know.
It was just on 12 Days of Christmas Cookies and I turned it to the next channel.
They had a NBC... Just some new movie coming out about asteroids headed to the Earth?
Yeah, that's Don't Look Up.
That's the...
Yeah, with DiCaprio?
Yep.
And Kate.
Yeah.
Cap and Kate.
Yep.
Somehow NBC... NBC twisted this into a climate change.
But do you remember I gave this whole deconstruction of that movie?
Yeah.
So they're doing it now.
I don't remember it being about climate change.
No, I said that they would use it for climate change.
Well, that's what they're doing.
And they're pushing it on NBC. And then there was a bunch of defensive guy, Dave Carger, who was reviewing all kinds of stuff.
Like, ooh, the new Ozarks coming out.
Who cares?
Wow.
ABC, meanwhile, had Play It Forward, this thing they have, or Pay It Forward, where they talk about businesses that are going out of business and how they helped their employees.
And they had this poor black woman whose restaurant was dead because of COVID. And so then they presented her with a check from Coca-Cola.
For $10,000, one of those giant checks.
So let me just get this.
So these evil a-holes participate in daily events.
Psychological warfare on their viewers and participate in saying, no, we really need to not allow people to go into restaurants and bars and help bring down their business.
And then they turn around and with their corporate pimp, Coca-Cola, they give this poor lady a tip.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
And everyone applauded.
Oh, yeah.
They were all jacked up.
And the check was interesting because they looked at it.
It was a giant check, of course.
Of course.
And the name and address, you know where your name and address is on the upper left-hand corner?
It said ABC, which is whatever, Good Morning America.
Yeah, GMA. GMA. And it said GMA. And the signature was Coca-Cola.
Oh, wow.
Like Coca-Cola is a dude.
Meanwhile, and I think I skipped CBS. CBS had Tyler Robinson.
CBS has got some issues.
CBS was all about brain cancer.
A real uplifting moment there.
Christmas brain cancer.
They went on and I couldn't watch it.
It was just disgusting.
Nice.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, it started with 12 Days of Cookie and Good Morning America, and then it went to the Pay It Forward.
Ah, meh.
All right.
That's your three shows.
Go ahead.
That's it.
To lead you from that into your Biden clips, I will transition.
I will transition with a 3x4 because we still have Fox News.
We can always add Fox News to something weird.
We could.
They don't really have any broadcast morning shows.
They do have their...
No, but I have this clip that I can't place anywhere else.
I'm going to play it.
It's 28 seconds.
This is Shamika Michelle.
She is a podcaster from the Cut the Bull podcast.
And she is talking about Vice President Kamala Harris.
For context, Shamika, as her name could have given away, is ADOS African American.
As a woman, especially a black woman, it's really hard for me to say anything negative about Kamala Harris, considering she fought hand and knee to get where she is, and sex work is work.
However, you know, I don't think anyone believes this rhetoric.
The only people falling for this are those that meld in two ballots.
You know, I just think it's funny that they want us to like someone who is just truly unlikable.
Just one of those little moments.
Something that only one type of person could say on television.
I loved it.
I didn't know where that was going.
Well, you heard the slam, though.
That was the whole point.
Oh, it was a good slam.
I like the slam.
We should use that.
So I have a couple of Biden clips.
I got way too many.
And then Amy Eckhouse, our producer up in the wine country, she sent us some stuff that was...
which I also had.
It was on C-SPAN. I was just surprised that she sent a clip that was on...
CBS played the entire thing, I guess, on one of their...
Now, what exactly is the context of this?
Because we're playing it because he said something important?
Or it's so off the wall that we won't even believe how crazy it's become.
Are you talking about Biden?
Yeah.
No, the context is he's just talking, talking, talking about the booster, about the booster.
Again, never mentioning washing your hands, by the way.
Vaccinated, get vaccinated.
Every clip is about this.
And then he also talked to some other group.
He talked in front of the college, some South Carolina university.
It's a South Carolina State University.
It's a black college.
And he had to go give a commencement there because South Carolina made him president.
So Clyburn said, you're going to have to talk to this college.
It's the commencement.
So he goes up there and he just gives a horrible speech, including, I got two clips from that, which you should be listening to.
Try this one.
This is the one that's probably the main worst clip.
He does, you know the thing that Biden did that, again, bringing back Scott Adams, who blew up about the bull crap about very good people?
Yes.
Well, he's got an upgrade.
Oh, no.
Six years ago, to the torches, that was everything you see in the modern times.
People coming out of the fields down in Charleston, in Charlotte.
Virginia.
Charlottesville, Virginia.
Carrying torches and Nazi banners.
Screeching the most anti-Semitic and anti-black rhetoric in history.
Hundreds and hundreds of them.
And when I asked the guy who had this job before, when I asked what he thought about it, he said, well, there's some very good people there.
Hell, very good people.
They're racist.
They're fascists.
Wow!
Oh, now I see why you wanted to play these clips.
My goodness.
That's just going to get you clip of the day right there.
Clip of the day.
That's an evergreen.
That's unbelievable to me.
That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard of presidents.
Well, no, maybe not.
But it's just, wow.
It's factually, you can't even get the quote right.
And it's the worst in American history.
Who writes this shit for him?
That person needs to be shaved.
I don't know.
He was reading it.
There's no doubt about that.
Of course.
Of course.
And then the other thing he did, which was on his other speech, which was the one about the COVID, where he talked and talked and talked about vaccinating, get boosted, get the kids vaccinated.
I've got a couple that are interesting.
This one here is Patriotic Duty.
Yeah, he pulls this card a lot.
All these people who have not been vaccinated, you have an obligation to yourselves, to your family, and quite frankly, I know I'll get criticized for this, to your country.
Get vaccinated now.
It's free.
It's convenient.
I promise you it saves lives.
And I honest to God believe it's your patriotic duty.
Okay, we need to stop for a second.
And we need to realize something because I kind of just said it and now it's hitting me.
So it's crazy that Biden is saying this.
Okay, fine.
I think we agree at this point, Biden is just trying to say the lines and not bump into the furniture.
So what is truly scary is that this messaging is coming from a group of people who are sitting there and giving an old feeble man who clearly has no scruples, no filters, will just do as he's told.
So there's true...
This is not just an idiot man.
There's true evil writing these words.
Right now in America.
Does that make any sense?
I'll go along with that.
That sucks.
These people are evil.
Now, is this Obama?
Is it Valerie Jarrett?
Is it Susan Rice?
I mean, who are these people?
Because that stuff about...
Just that Charlotte thing?
And this?
Your patriotic duty?
What are their credentials?
Who's writing it?
Oh, I'd like to know.
Somebody's writing it.
Somebody's writing it.
It's not Biden.
Xi Jinping?
It could be.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Here he goes.
Let's play this one.
This is Biden on the booster.
Another question folks are asking is, what can you do to make yourself and your family feel safer and be safer?
The answer is simple.
Get your booster shot.
Wear a mask.
Our doctors have made it clear.
Booster shots provide the strongest of protections.
Unfortunately, we still have tens of millions of people who are eligible for the booster shot and who have not yet gotten it.
They've gotten the first two shots, but they've not gotten the booster.
Folks, the booster shots are free.
Here we go.
Then he goes after the, this is Biden's children, he goes after the children, gets the children vaccinated.
Yeah, we know how he loves the thought of that.
If your children are not vaccinated, please get them vaccinated.
If you're a parent, understandably, who waited to see how the first shots went with other kids before getting your own kid vaccinated, you can stop waiting.
Six million children in our country ages 5 to 11 are vaccinated.
Get your children protected today, now.
And for those parents out there who have a child that's too young to be vaccinated, that is under the age of 5, I know this can still be a scary time.
But one thing, one thing you can and must do while we await vaccines for children under five, get yourself fully vaccinated and boosted.
This went on for a good 45 minutes.
That's all he talked about.
But there's a couple of interesting things in here.
And besides the one you like, the good clip of the day, I like this one the most.
This is he goes after the media.
Well, actually, I think he's going after the No Agenda show at some point.
He's going after Tucker Carlson.
Oh, yeah.
Look, let me give it to you straight again.
Omicron is serious, potentially deadly business for unvaccinated people.
Let me be clear.
Thanks to the prior administration and our scientific community, America is one of the first countries to get the vaccine.
Thanks to my administration and the hard work of Americans, we led a rollout that made America among the world leaders in getting shots in arms.
But uptake slowed this summer as vaccine resistance among some hardened.
Look, the unvaccinated are responsible for their own choices.
But those choices have been fueled by dangerous misinformation on cable TV and social media.
Podcast companies and personalities are making money by peddling lies and allowing misinformation that can kill their own customers and their own supporters.
It's wrong.
It's immoral.
I call on the purveyors of these lies and misinformation to stop it.
Stop it now.
One of the other things that we know that has to be done is more testing.
Wow.
Because Omicron spreads easily.
Holy crap.
That was his segue?
Yeah.
Wasn't that the greatest segue in the world?
Stop it now.
And in testing news this week.
Now, for the people who write this, also known as They Inc., We're some wood guy.
Please do me a favor.
Next time you make the president say that, add podcasts to it.
Come on!
Don't be a dick!
Throw us a bone here!
Tell us, yes, social media and podcasts, especially dangerous podcasts.
Throw us a bone, people.
Biden doesn't even know what a podcast is.
Again, stop with the Biden.
I don't care about Biden.
This is the words that the people behind him are writing for him.
Yeah, you're right.
They know what they're talking about.
They do.
We have to take this seriously.
Okay, now I've got a couple of others, but I'm going to skip those and just go to a couple of short little ditties where I think he's mumbling something.
I don't know what he's saying.
These are two three-second clips.
Okay.
Get through these guys.
Try this one.
This is Biden glub.
Among the vaccinated.
Among the vaccinated.
Worth listening to again.
Among the vaccinated.
Among the vaccinated.
Yeah.
They didn't write that for him.
That's Biden.
That's 100% Joe.
That's what Biden actually sounds like.
That's Joe.
Try this.
This is this again and again thing I got a kick out of.
Let me say again and again and again and again.
Please get vaccinated.
Oh, I know what that is.
One of his few things from politician dick training that he has, repeat it three times, it works.
Count it.
Yeah, he did four.
Yeah.
I know.
He did four.
It's still Joe.
Three is good.
Four is the new three.
Four is the new three.
I think there's one other shorty on here.
Spocktile?
Yeah, I'm not even sure what this is.
Today we Spocktile enough.
We stockpiled enough.
Spocktiled.
Okay, hold on a second.
That's a show title.
Spocktiled.
Come on.
That's great.
I love that.
Spocktiled.
Today we Spocktiled enough, we stockpiled enough.
Ha ha ha!
Wow!
Spock-tiled.
I want a t-shirt.
I'm fully Spock-tiled.
One more time for me.
Today we Spock-tiled enough.
We stockpiled enough.
Great.
That's my phony laugh, Scott.
Spot time!
Woohoo!
Spot time!
I can assure you.
No.
Don't worry.
Someone else will play it for him.
Yeah, there's always troublemakers out there always trying to get people into beefs.
Oh, yeah.
When I see people, I can't wait to hear what you guys can say.
I'm like, no.
I'm saving the world here.
I've got no time for that bullcrap.
So I have a 20-second clip that goes back to COVID. I forgot to play in that first segment, which is the Fauci contradiction on KPIX. That's it?
Well, Dr.
Anthony Fauci says small gatherings where individuals are fully vaccinated are safe this holiday season.
He is urging people to stay away from large gatherings.
Those are the kind of functions in the context of COVID, and particularly in the context of Omicron, that you do not want to go to.
Oh man, that guy.
That guy's got to go.
Anyway, that was my Biden rundown.
So something happened in the United States, which is worth mentioning, and there's really only one clip that we need to play, but I have a couple others about the thing itself, and that is the Build Back Better bill.
Now, I think it's interesting that this is not going to pass as it is right now, and I believe this money is very necessary for whatever money shenanigans are going on, but it's $1.7 trillion, and it's for climate change, and it's for a lot of wokeism stuff, and we really don't know everything that's in it, to be quite honest.
But it's something that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and Build Back Better plan, and everyone's been on it.
It's got to pass, it's got to pass, it's got to pass.
And this is interesting, the context of the New World Order, as we know that Build Back Better is the plan for every Western nation, for sure.
All the leaders have talked about it.
The Dutch, the French, the British, I think even the German.
Everyone's got to build back better plans.
So we're leading the charge here.
And what happened is the House of Representatives, which has one half of the vote, in essence, of an act like this, they pass.
They've got majority Democrats, so no problem.
We have a tie in our U.S. Senate, which means if one member from either side Doesn't vote along party lines, then it doesn't pass.
It's just not going to happen.
And in this case, it's a guy from West Virginia known as Joe Manchin.
You may have heard of him.
And so he has now finally come out and said, look, and I have all these clips we want to talk about.
He said, I'm sick and tired of being bullied.
I'm from West Virginia.
I'm just not signing this thing.
It's just not going to happen.
And what has gone on online since kind of the news is out, oh, it's dead.
It can't go anywhere.
It's done.
It's over.
People are losing their crap and saying, and this is the part that gets me.
This is not how democracy works.
One guy should not be able to stop something for everybody.
This is not democracy!
To which my mind is just melting.
This is exactly what democracy is.
Here's AOC. It is unconscionable the way that the Senate operates.
It's fundamentally undemocratic.
And now what it's doing is that it is allowing the stripping of people's voting rights across the country.
We're in a crisis.
19 states have passed over 33 laws to limit or restrict the right to vote in the United States of America.
We are beyond the time for something to pass.
And what do these people want?
Democracy, the mob rules, correct?
Yeah.
I just find it fascinating.
What I find fascinating is they keep saying one guy, one guy.
What about the 50 Republicans that are voting against it?
That's 51 people versus 49 people.
What do they mean, one?
That's the psychological operation of it all.
They don't see the other half as humans.
No, they're Republicans.
They don't count.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, listen to Joe Manchin.
I thought it was kind of cool.
It's pretty short.
Hi, Jackie.
Well, Senator Joe Manchin says that the bottom line is that President Biden's Build Back Better agenda is not in the best interests of West Virginians.
And he says, despite some efforts to turn up the pressure on him from some in his own party, he cannot be bullied into supporting it.
They figure, surely to God, we can move one person.
Surely we can badger and beat one person up.
Surely we can get enough protesters to make that person uncomfortable enough.
They'll just say, okay, I'll vote for anything, just quit.
Well, guess what?
I'm from West Virginia.
I'm not from where they're from, and they can just beat the living crap out of people and think they'll be submissive.
Period.
And they're trying to do this to Greg Abbott here in Texas.
So what they do is they get a bunch of people.
They start a petition.
They start making a lot of loud noise.
And, oh, we got to do something.
What are you going to do, Texas governor?
Here's the question.
Ready?
How do you answer this as a Republican Texas governor?
Here it comes.
It's the end of the year.
The question is posed by AP. So this is big news.
This is not just fringe.
Will he pardon George Floyd or not, seeing as George Floyd is from Texas?
Will he pardon him at the end of the year?
I'm sorry?
Wait, wait, wait.
I know what you said, but are we talking about George Floyd, the guy who was killed in Minnesota?
Yes.
I'm just asking questions.
You're in Texas, you know, because you're following it closely.
I never knew this was even going on, personally, and it hasn't been reported in California.
What has he got to do with the slice of bread?
What has Abbott got to do with anything regarding George Floyd?
Well, that's the whole point.
The news media, the Associated Press, is throwing this story out to give a political angle to the Democrats because if he doesn't answer, he's a dick.
If he does answer, if he said, yeah, I'll pardon George Floyd, he can't do that.
For his own political party.
That's what the news media is doing.
That's my point.
Is they do this just for political gain.
They throw this crazy stuff out there.
This is not a political organization.
It's AP. Are you insane?
Of course they're political.
Well, that's disgusting.
That's what they're doing.
And they're doing the same thing to the brand new mayor of New York City.
Well, they do it to find every Republican governor and ask if they're going to pardon George Floyd.
This is the stupidest thing.
George Floyd is from Texas.
He may have driven through Tennessee.
Listen.
He has convictions in Texas.
He's from Texas.
Oh, he's been convicted.
He's a known, he's a father in Texas.
Yes.
Now that he's dead, will you just pardon all his old previous convictions for reasons unknown?
Yes.
Oh, that's pretty funny.
I like it.
Well, so the mayor-elect, he starts in a week or so, of New York City, Adams.
I think I'm liking this guy.
So he has council members.
He has a whole new woke city council coming in, and they're already making demands.
Their number one demand, you have to stop brutal, solitary confinement for people in correctional facilities.
This is inhumane.
We can't have this happening.
This is our top agenda.
This has to stop.
They sent a letter, an open letter, that the mayor has to take care of this.
And here is the future mayor of New York's answer.
For people to continue to say, Eric supports solitary confinement, that is just a lie.
I support punitive segregation.
I am not going to be in a city...
Where dangerous people assault innocent people, go to jail, and assault more people.
You cannot have a jail system where someone sexually assault a staffer, slash an inmate, and then say, it is alright, I'm going to give you an iPad and just hug you and say don't do it again.
No!
If you are violent, you must be removed from population so that you don't inflict violence on other people.
That's clear.
If you want to work as a partner, call me.
Hear my understandings and my belief.
The one thing that's different from everyone that signed a letter and Eric Adams, I wore a bulletproof vest for 22 years and protected the people of this city.
And when you do that, then you have the right to question me on safety and public safety matters.
I think I know a little something about this.
I'm going to protect my correction officers.
I'm going to protect the inmates that are serving time.
And I'm not going to allow violent people to do violence and think they can do it without being held accountable.
And we can do it in a humane fashion.
And if anyone wants to talk to me about that, don't write a letter.
Call me and speak with me.
That is how we're going to resolve this.
There's a body of people that are coming into the city council.
They have no desire in moving our city forward.
Their desire is to be disruptive.
What I am going to do, I'm going to ignore them.
I'm going to stay committed, undistracted, and I'm going to grind.
If they like it or not, I'm the mayor.
I'm liking this guy.
I'm liking him.
He's got a lot of chops, that guy.
That's going to be really interesting.
These loud voices will turn out to be probably pretty small groups of people.
Typically, yeah.
They just make a racket.
A bunch of white women, probably.
White liberal women.
Yeah.
They don't know solitary.
They don't even know what it is.
Yes.
They just know it's bad.
Anything else?
No, I just wanted to mention the Ghislaine trial.
I didn't know if we knew this or not, but after, you know, in deliberation or whatever they were doing, After the prosecution rested, it turns out that there were all these tapes and all kinds of documents and stuff in the...
Were they raided the place?
Was it the New York townhouse or the Florida one?
Yeah, mostly.
But they didn't have the proper warrant, so they came back and it was all gone?
Yeah.
That's the best.
Yeah, that's a competent FBI who, as it turns out, has spent, in recent years, $548 million on paid informants.
Wow.
It's over half a billion dollars.
No wonder Reverend Al is so happy.
Yeah, well, he was a paid informant for years.
When did they pay him?
That's a lot of money.
Over half a billion dollars to snitches.
They probably want that information out there too, don't they?
Probably.
Hey, everybody.
Cash is over here.
Yeah, that could be a scam.
They may have not paid that much out, but it's a good, sounds good.
Pretty good.
Sucker a bunch of more paid informants to come forward.
Right.
A good idea.
Right.
It's marketing.
Okay.
Yeah.
I want to do clips for after our second break.
I did find this kind of cute.
That Macron...
I don't know why this is happening.
Macron's wife, Brigitte.
Now, she's like 16, 17, 18 years older than he is.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Gee, man.
If you're not interested...
Well, no.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I thought she was much older.
Okay.
She is now going to sue publications that are printing the absurd rumors that she was born male.
Now you might want to go take a look at her.
Let's take a look at her.
What's her name?
Brigitte.
I took several looks and like, I mean, the face, yeah, but, you know, unless her Adam's apple was shaved.
But when you get so upset about something like that, are you going to go sue people because they're saying that?
I mean, you know, Michelle Obama would be a trillionaire by now.
Let's see.
Mike.
She has a distinctive look, that's for sure.
She has a look about her, yeah.
I don't know.
It could go either way.
The fact that she's suing, this is a problem with, this is how the MP3 world took off.
Because nobody, it was an obscure thing, you know, people, college kids were making, you know, trading songs, a few of them, you know, there's a few hundred people trading songs using MP3. And then they sued him over it, the MPAA, or the RIAA, they sued over MP3s, and then it drew attention to it and said, hey, this is pretty cool.
And so, you know, sometimes these lawsuits aren't a good idea.
Now you know exactly why I want the president to add podcasting to the list of bad places.
It's called the Streisand effect.
It works.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
Maybe a few people to thank.
But before we do that, I was looking, there's a picture of a cover of her on the Match magazine.
I don't know.
Really?
Hmm.
In a bathing suit.
Oh, really?
Rich and Meg in Tempe, Arizona, top of our list, $160.16.
Jackie Green.
Hey, Jackie Green.
Jackie Green.
Up in, I think, Sacto, $133.33.
Josh Jackson, $132.
Richard Clayton, $122.21.
Robert...
Torado in San Francisco, 111.11.
I haven't seen that donation for a while.
No, that's nice.
Interesting.
Paul Levy in Grinnell, Iowa, 100.
Zinco, Zinco, what do you think?
Zinco Hieronymus Bosch.
Zinco DiMaio.
Zinko Harenko.
Zinko Harenko.
I don't know.
Birmingham, Alabama.
He never says that.
Oh, here it is.
Nope.
He's got a human resource Zinko 3 coming up.
In Birmingham, Alabama, $100.
Michael Gaston in Charleston, South Carolina, $100.
Merry Christmas.
Auntie Morrick, $100.
Ian Field, $100.
Daly or Dale Goldman in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
There's a note here.
It's 100.
What is this note?
I don't have the note.
I thought I had a note.
It just came in as a check.
That's what happened.
Adam Kern in Chicago.
Chicago.
86.
Jacob Long.
It's not the right color, but he requested dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
Dedouching isn't usually color-coded.
It's douchebag call-outs that are color-coded.
Jacob Long and...
I'm supposed to...
Somebody's supposed to catch this, I guess.
Jacob Long and Landenburg, birthday boy, $82.
Sir Herb Lamb, 8008.
Hey, there you go.
He reminds you that that's a boob donation.
That reminds me of somebody that comes in.
Oh, you mean Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Duke of Luna and the lover of America and...
Boobs!
8008.
Daryl Spearing in Waterford, Wisconsin.
Oh, it's catching on.
Boobs.
Boobs are catching on.
Robert Ludwig in Nevada, Iowa.
Boobs.
Boobs are back.
Andre Pichu in Reiswick, Reiswick, Netherlands.
Boobs.
Dutch boobs.
Dutch boobs.
Yeah, they're wooden.
John and Kim Watson in Aurora, Colorado, 77.
Sir Brian Kaufman in 7575 in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington, 6996.
Allie Ray in Shepherdsville, Kentucky.
Uh...
6969 is a note there.
This is a birthday credit.
Oh, this is a switcheroo to this.
You go to Mark Williams.
Mark Williams, you get this donation and it's your birthday.
Shelby Losey in Rapid City, South Dakota, 6667.
Sir Dan the Quiet Man in Alfreda, Georgia, 6006.
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Nick, 55-55.
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Birthday coming up for somebody, 55-33.
David Peet in Decatur, Texas, 55.
Anonymous, 53-53.
Brett Hahn in Medford, New Jersey, 53, 53, 33. Terry Cameron, 50, 21. Forrest Martin, 50, 0, 5.
Sir Andrew Benz in Imperial, Missouri, 50, 0, 5.
And Chris Harrison, 50, 0, 1.
Now we have the $50 donors to wrap this up.
Name and location.
Doug.
Doug.
Doug!
In Medellin, Colorado.
Or Medellin.
I don't know.
Robert Case, Mill Springs, North Carolina.
Sir Daniel Laboy in Bath, Michigan.
Alexa Delgado in Aptos, California.
Julian Robbins in Aptos, California.
Hey, you guys should get together.
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William Jones in Cameron Park, California.
Sir Patrick Macomb in New York City.
And last but not least, Dame Knight there in Edmonds, Washington, who always sends a nice note to say thank you, boys.
We want to thank all these folks, in fact, for show 1410.
Yes, and there is one donation that we need to read which results in a knighthood today.
And that is from Josh Jackson.
And what does Josh say?
He says, Today, 12-23-21.
Ah, yes.
It's Festivus.
It's an important date.
And I'm especially thankful for my significant other who is a blessing in my life.
This Festivus, in the spirit of gratitude for all the significant others out there helping to make our lives possible, I'd like to offer my knighthood roundtable requests over to Tina the Keeper.
Well, this request did not come through as far as I know.
Hopefully this note makes it to you both in time for them to get their orders in before the knighting ceremony.
No jingle request, but if I may, I've included a few sound bites of my own on theme for today to enter the ring for end-of-show ISO consideration.
Yes, I do have those.
Please knight me Serenity Now, knight of the import, exports, and master of his domain.
So we'll have to get those requests for the next show.
Wait, where's the airing of grievances?
Grievances?
That is the main function of Festivus.
The airing of grievances.
Well, I think we'll need a follow-up donation to understand.
Where's the grievances?
Okay.
And thank you all.
So thank you, of course, to our producers and associate executive producers alike.
And thank you to everybody who came in and supported the show under $50.
Good showing.
Good Christmas.
Really appreciate that.
It feels good.
And we're almost wrapping up the year.
We'll be working throughout the year, of course.
And you can continue to support us with your time, your talent, your treasure.
Thank you to everybody who's on some of those subscriptions.
If you'd like to be on a subscription from the No Agenda show, go to...
Big Christmas karma for you.
You've got karma.
Our birthday list for today includes Amanda West who celebrated yesterday's Sir Anthony 7, 59 today.
Martin McIntyre says happy birthday to Cliff M, 40 on the 23rd.
I think that's Cliffmas.
Sir Chris of Carmel by the Sea, happy birthday to Dame Kristen, 29 tomorrow.
Sir Stephen congratulates his brother Jim Riley, 33 on the 24th.
Sir Brian will turn 36 tomorrow.
I'm sorry, on December 25th.
Allie Ray, happy birthday to her smoking hot fiance, Mark, also a Christmas baby.
Robert Patch, his smoking hot dame, Lily of Happy Hummers, will be celebrating her birthday on December 28th.
Robert Patch.
On the 28th as well, yes, we knew this.
And Tom Run-Siemens says, happy birthday to her smoking hot wife, Pamela.
She turns 52.
Finally, we have Jacob Long congratulating Rebecca Pahlberg.
We say happy birthday to everybody here on behalf of the staff and management.
The best podcast in the universe.
It's your birthday, yeah.
Title changes.
Turn and face the slate.
Title changes.
Don't want to be a dude.
Two title changes.
Sir Amen Fistbump upgrades to Viscount of Montgomery County, Texas.
Good to see that.
And Sir Anthony Seven, Viscount of Hamilton, upgrades to Viscount of Hamilton and the Two Pennies as he rounded out his final of six donations.
And we appreciate that from you as well.
Now we've got a full table.
We have dames, we have knights, we've got lots of people coming up, so better break out the one that can stand a whack or two.
Well, first of all, I want to make it clear that the email has not come back up, so we have to push off the knighting of the one guy and the other stuff.
We'll do it for the next show.
Hold on.
Do I have to take someone off the list now?
No, the list is fine.
You said we have to lay off the lighting of one guy, the nighting of one guy?
No, he had some, if he had anything for the table or anything.
Oh, okay.
I got you.
I don't know what he, what was in the note.
Yes, yes.
And I should also mention that I've looked at Match Magazine and Bridget McCrone's two daughters.
They look enough like her and him that I think she's a woman.
Okay.
There you go.
So that's solved.
Your no agenda show.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here's my nighting night.
Here's the sword.
It's a giant one.
Loretta Vandenberg, Sarah Hamrow, Randy Carlson, Robert Patch, Josh Jackson, Paul Zimmerman, and Jeff Bird.
Step on up!
All of you are about to become Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Roundtable.
Very happy to have you here and to pronounce the KB as Dame Lady Bird, Eagle of Toledo Bend, Dame Hammer of the Crow Kingdom.
Sir Codesalot of Southern Nye County.
Sir Rob of the Dusty Single Track.
Sir Renny Now, Knight of the Import, Exports, and Master of Domain.
Sir Paul Zimmerman and Sir Pop of Ivan and Ellie.
For you, Hookers and Blow, Rent Boy, Chardonnay, Sake and Sativa, Barbecue Chicken, French Fries, and Guinness Nuts and Mangoes, Dry Texas Tempranillo, and, uh...
Mutton and Mead.
Yeah, I got it all in.
Just didn't get my ginger ale and gerbils.
But hey...
Thank you for being here.
While you enjoy all of the accoutrements we have for you, crack open your laptops or use your phone and go to noagendanation.com slash rings That's where you can find everything, and Eric the Shoe will take those details and get it off to you as soon as possible.
And thank you so much for supporting the No Agenda show.
It's been a crazy year, y'all!
No Agenda!
Beat up!
It's not your party!
Yeah, we had a lot of meetups.
Not a lot of meetup reports.
We did have one, which finds a good one, actually, from the TMI evac zone.
And you'll hear some familiar names in this one.
John and Adam, this is Sir737 at the No Agenda Three Mile Island meetup.
Thank you, Sirs, for your courage.
We had an excellent time.
Big turnout.
27 people here.
This is Mike Riley.
I drove an hour and 15 minutes to make sure no one brags about being a douchebag.
This is Roger Roundy.
I drove twice the distance of Mike Riley.
It took me two hours to get here, so there.
This is Chris.
The No Agenda card game was ahead.
Maxwell Reeves, and I'm sucking in soot.
Jamie Smith, and I'm here with everyone else.
Sir Framgard, night of the deuce bags, bringing in more deuce bags.
This is Sir Gears here, where we say Black Olives Matter.
Jason at the 717.
Oh my God!
Listen to that horn!
Laura Renegade knew it's worth the drive.
Sir Wags, your friendly neighborhood air traffic controller.
John and Adam, runway 33, clear to land.
Let's go, Branda.
Merry Christmas.
Jesus is the reason for the season.
This is Mrs.
Sir 737 here.
John, I'm not buying it either.
York, Pennsylvania is the best place to live.
Wow, the earth's going to collapse today.
Fergus 33.
I'm pretty sure they're all spooks.
In the morning, Merry Christmas, John and Adam.
In the morning, John and Adam.
Give me a boost!
Happy birthday, Rebecca.
Hey, it's Dame DC Girl.
I heard they needed a spook, so I decided to come out.
IBM guys, Jason with TheGreatFreeTees.com.
Your t-shirts are on their way.
Maria, how did we do?
Awesome!
Okay.
I always find it assuring to know that many of those people are keeping our air transportation system running.
Pilots and air traffic controllers.
I love that.
Fantastic.
We only have one meetup before Christmas.
And that is the one today, the Noah Jenner Silicon Valley meetup, 333.
That's in San Jose at the Smoke Back Room.
And I'll just give you a quick list of the places where we have meetups coming up in January.
Actually, we have one just before the New Year's on the 31st in South Jersey.
January 1st, Oregon Local 33 in Philly.
On the 8th, West Palm Beach, Florida.
Mobile, Alabama.
The 9th, Wild Boar Mountains Lowland.
And Naples, Florida.
The 12th, South Louisiana.
The 15th, Virginia.
Lockhart, Texas.
The 16th, Atascadero, California.
Charlotte, North Carolina on the 20th.
Brisbane, Australia on the 21st.
Connecticut on the 23rd.
And again, the Three Mile Island evac zone will be on January 30th and Boston for the 5th of February.
Many more places can have meetups.
This is the true break of any type of mass formation you might feel yourself in because you have no isolation.
There are people you can meet anywhere in the world.
There's a No Agenda Meetup.
Go find them.
If you can't find one near you, start one yourself at noagendameetups.com.
Guaranteed a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the knights and dames.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered or held to blame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
All right.
We got some isos.
I have a couple.
Actually, why don't I play this one that Josh sent us, this Festivus, which I have not heard.
Festivus is back!
No, it's not bad.
It's actually not bad.
No, it's not bad.
I kind of like that.
He's got a good screaming voice.
It's a little Fletcher-esque, but it's different enough that he might be able to do some...
Unless he picked it up from somewhere else.
I have a feeling it may be from a movie.
Oh, maybe.
How about this one?
This was a good...
This is from 1987.
Happy Christmas to you all.
Since we didn't get a Christmas message from the Queen.
Is she dead yet?
Have they admitted it yet?
She was dead back then.
Um...
Okay, what do you got?
I got one last one.
That's not me talking, that's science!
Nah.
I like the sentiment, but it's just muffled.
So far, I like Festivus.
What do you have?
Well, mine are Bidens.
They tend to be Bidens.
But let's try...
I think it's end of show.
Let's go with idiot to work.
You'd have to be an idiot to work.
Ah, it's a Tucker Carlson eye show.
Yeah, it is.
I thought it was slight.
That's not good.
That's okay.
No.
All right, let's try this one.
Life or?
Life or death.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, well then I'll just go with this one.
The right thing.
You know, you've done the right thing.
I mean, that doesn't compare to...
Festivus is back!
Come on.
Okay, you're right.
Festivus wins.
Festivus just has to win that one.
Definitely.
Okay.
Festivus for the win!
Before we go, maybe just the last thing that needs to be discussed, because no one's reporting it, there's also no clip to be made, because there's no translation except subtitles.
President Putin did a big speech to all of his military dudes, and...
By the way, there's also, have you seen, he's got the, there's some, I think she's a major or a lieutenant, and she's one of these Russian, like, exactly what you want from your hot Russian military woman with the really black hair, she's beautiful, really, you know, stern face.
And they're cutting to her in this speech that he's doing.
Very distracting.
I'll bet.
Because most of these guys are old, you know, gray, and there's no emotion on any of them.
And he's talking about Ukraine.
And he did something, I think, which I'm surprised no one talked about.
It was something very interesting.
He said, look, the Americans, you can't trust them.
They go back on the word whenever it's convenient for them.
They just forget about the deals we made.
He's not wrong, I would say.
It's certainly, you know, in recent memory, too many examples.
Because so...
You know, they better not be putting any more military stuff into Ukraine, or it's just going to be a problem.
He says, what we're going to do is we're going to have...
He didn't really say surround, but he says, we'll have everything in the theater.
It'll be thousands of kilometers away, but we'll be ready to jump in with the most modern weaponry, the most modern warfare, because if the Americans have something in Ukraine, it's only seven minutes to Moscow, which is an old trope, of course, from the Cold War, or five minutes with the hypersonic, with from the Cold War, or five minutes with the hypersonic, with supersonic And he says, and this is what I thought was interesting, to ensure that no one makes the wrong decision,
we will have artificial intelligence making some of the ultimate decisions, as an example, is implied, to we will have artificial intelligence making some of the ultimate decisions, as an example, is implied, to And I think this is such an interesting tactic.
Because, first of all, it's bullshit.
But to say it is phenomenal.
Hey, look, if you do that, it triggers the AI. You could die.
It's not me.
Well, this is the same.
This is like, and everyone's kind of familiar with what can happen because the stock market is largely manipulated by AI, and it does weird things once in a while.
It was just flash crash.
What?
Yeah, right.
Right.
Exactly.
And so everybody's already freaked out about AI screwing up because, oh, we've got to tweak the algo.
And, yeah, it's pretty clever.
I thought it was – I thought it was – but, you know, there's like no – there's like new conversation about it, you know.
No one's talking about that.
I think that for all the Russia phobia these people always – these people present, meaning politicians, particularly media – And their allies.
What a brilliant moment to go after Russia, but they won't do it now.
Interesting indeed.
And then this just in from Russia.
Love this.
Who could have expected this to happen?
And it's not a good news.
Just as winters have started in Europe, European gas prices have hit a new record high after a pipeline that brings Russian gas to Germany switched to flow east.
The move, Cameron said, had no political implications, while two big German customers said Gazprom, the Russian agency, was meeting supply obligations.
Westward gas flows through the Yamal-Europe pipeline, one of major routes for Russian gas to Europe, had been falling since Saturday and, after stopping early on Tuesday, reversed direction.
Respect.
So Putin just said, you know what, I'm just going to reverse the gas.
And so now, in the Netherlands, the gas price is up 16% overnight because of Germany's gas that got reversed by Putin.
These people are so stupid.
They've given up all their gas.
You're going to be sitting in the cold, people.
You have no electricity.
We've got some solar power coming in.
Who?
No one.
Jeez.
I get a clue already.
You have anything to kick us out?
A little update.
I might as well play this, get it out of the way.
This clip is called the Starlink update.
Oh, is it Elon's thing?
Elon!
A SpaceX rocket carried 52 Starlink internet satellites into orbit from California.
The two-stage Falcon 9 rocket lifted off early this morning.
It's the 11th launch.
Starlink is a satellite-based global internet system that SpaceX has been building for years to bring internet access to underserved areas of the world.
I got my notice.
What?!
Yeah, I gave him $99.
He has my $100.
Could you get anything?
No, of course not.
I got an email that said, oh, it'll be coming up this year.
Oh, I thought you got your notice that you're going to get a connection.
No, please.
The notice is...
Well, I signed up for the mailing list.
They never asked me for money.
No, I didn't.
I ordered one.
I signed up for the service.
Well, I couldn't do that.
I could only sign up to get on the waiting list.
Yeah, with $99, you're on the waiting list.
I didn't get a bill.
Well, do you want one?
You don't even want one.
Sure I do.
Triple Redundant Backup Dynamite.
Well, then you should go back and figure out...
You did something wrong.
I think you can...
Maybe they stopped that promotion.
Maybe I paid $99 to some douche in Nigeria.
Maybe it wasn't even then.
It was the internet registry company.
I get constant letters from.
Oh, my God.
Those guys.
Yeah, those guys.
Yeah.
We're about to expire.
It's going to expire.
Renew new.
Click, click, click, click.
Now, now, now.
Yeah, those guys are the best.
They're really spamming trolls.
They do what they do.
That's it?
I guess that's it.
Yeah, we're ready to rock.
Actually, the next show will be the Christmas special so that I have a special executive producership.
After Christmas?
Yes, it's Christmas.
It's Christmas weekend.
Oh, it's the second day of Christmas.
Yes, Christmas weekend.
Okay.
Yeah.
Trying to steal away from Hanukkah now.
We got some good in the show mix.
I'll throw in a little bit of Christmas cheer for y'all from Sir Chris Wilson.
Since he's Sir Chris Wilson.
And this is all from two years ago.
It's kind of sad to think about it.
Then we have Dynamite Mix from Sir Ducifer.
And we've got the Clip Custodian.
Neil Jones with an End of Show Mix I think you'll enjoy very much.
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Are teenagers dying from adverse reactions to the COVID-19 vaccine?
There were a lot of concerns from you on our Facebook page.
Yeah, there can never be too much information when it comes to our kids, right?
A CDC safety panel found a likely association between rare heart inflammation in adolescents and young adults after their second dose of an MNRA COVID-19 vaccine.
In 323 cases, big criteria for myocarditis.
The average age was 19.
The average age was 19.
A recent study published by the New England Journal of Medicine showed the risk of heart problems in boys 16 to 19 was about nine times higher than unvaccinated boys the same age.
The average age was 19.
Teens dying from getting the vaccines, right?
The average age was 19.
70% of the cases showed up after the second vaccine dose.
Right?
The average age was 19.
Are we going to get to the point where we won't have to wear masks on airplanes?
I don't think so.
That's Dr.
Fauci if he has his way.
This is crazy.
Obviously, it doesn't make any damn sense.
You'll wear masks forever Each time that you fly Cause we got new variants And boosters to try.
I don't think so.
And I know tomorrow.
This is crazy.
Fauci will blame.
Joe Rogan and Kennedy said science has changed.
And anyway, mass formation comes today.
Get boosters right away.
Join the tribe.
Obviously, it doesn't make any damn sense.
Listen to the science. .
Are you really scared?
And we'll mask up tomorrow forever.
The absolute worst of all is wearing a mask on a plane.
You'll always muzzle forever.
On an airplane, you are actually safer than you are in an ICU, the protection with the filtration system they have.
I don't think so.
I have witnessed parents hold masks to the faces of their screaming children.
But you leave it to the chief villain of this pandemic to not only defend the current policy, but say it will never go away.
Let me tell you something, Jack.
It's the truth.
I promised when I got elected, I'd always give it to you straight from the shoulder.
He did acknowledge that he got the booster, former President Trump.
President Biden today saying, I got the booster too.
He got the booster.
He got the booster.
the good the bad the truth i got the booster too ready we'll get through this he got the booster he got the booster i want us to all keep the faith i got the booster too i'm not joking about this You know, these companies and personalities are making money by peddling lies and allowing misinformation that can kill their own customers and their own supporters.
It's wrong.
It's immoral.
I call on the purveyors of these lies and misinformation to stop it.