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	Free box of ammo.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, November 18th, 2021.
	This is your award-winning Kimba Nation media assassination episode 1400.
	This is no agenda.
	Celebrating 1400 episodes, none of them brought to you by Pfizer and broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country, FEMA Region No.
	6 in the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley where he actually hit it, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's In the morning.
	Yay!
	Yay!
	There we are once again.
	The horns of joy.
	The celebration that's going on across the world.
	That's right.
	The horns of joy.
	In the morning.
	Congratulations, John.
	We did it.
	We're still alive.
	Yes.
	You wanted to quit show 100.
	Yeah, I sure did.
	So he went 14x.
	Yes, we did.
	We did do 14x.
	That was just a momentary lapse of reason.
	It's okay.
	No, you were dead serious.
	Yeah.
	You were morose at the time.
	Morose.
	That's what a lapse of reason is.
	What, being morose?
	No, you were being serious, yes, in a lapse of reason, of course.
	Of course.
	I guess.
	Of course.
	But that was also before we had figured out how important we are.
	I don't know if we ever figured that out.
	And I want to congratulate all of the producers from all around Gitmo Nation who have made this possible through your support of the show.
	This is not just a financial support.
	We're just conduits for the producers.
	I was thinking...
	And I treat our producers as producers.
	And it's really enjoyable because they want to be better.
	And yes, we're the conduits.
	Everything that comes out of the show...
	Welcome to my show!
	And I just keep thinking to myself, it's so nice that this is my job.
	I can do this.
	Most people can't.
	News outlets can't do it.
	Even Tucker Carlson had shit wrong as he was analyzing that.
	Well, he'll also...
	He still has limitations.
	There's no doubt about it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we...
	It's...
	Yeah.
	It's just...
	It's fantastic.
	I mean, he comes pretty close to...
	Not being, you know, limited by the suits, as you call them in the business.
	Yes.
	The suits.
	The 12th Floor, also known as the 12th Floor.
	Yeah.
	But he's still, you can still see it in there, here in the end.
	And he's also, the show is done by a team of people.
	Yeah.
	It's not, you know, it's not a...
	But that's the point.
	It's a team of people.
	We have a team of people too, but our team of people is actually...
	Thousands.
	Thousands.
	Thousands, tens of thousands of producers worldwide.
	You know, it's like, what's going on in Ethiopia?
	Boom.
	I got an email about Ethiopia for later today.
	You know, it doesn't matter what's going on in the country.
	Someone is there.
	Someone knows.
	Someone has some expertise.
	We're just open to receiving it.
	So back, yeah, we are, yes, because we're modern computer types.
	So we know what email is.
	Yeah.
	So this Rittenhouse thing, where's the verdict?
	Well, we don't have a verdict yet, do we?
	I think I know why.
	If I'm in the juror's box, or the room, they're letting them be hooked.
	They never sequestered them.
	They're hooked to the outside world.
	And they know there's these threats that have come in, many right over social media.
	Yes.
	We're going to get these guys.
	We've got to have the right outcome.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Which, of course, is jury tampering and these people should be tracked down and arrested.
	How hard it is to track them down?
	It doesn't seem like it's too hard.
	They're right on social media.
	If they have an account, just go get them.
	Go arrest them.
	Throw them in the slammer.
	Go ahead.
	If I'm in the jury's room or the juror's room, I'm in there.
	I'm thinking we've got to have a hung jury here.
	Otherwise, we're all going to get killed.
	Yeah.
	That's what they're working on.
	It's going to be a hung jury.
	It has to be a hung jury.
	It can't be a dismissal.
	That would be bad.
	But it doesn't matter.
	Even a hung jury.
	I mean, the bricks are already on the streets of Kenosha.
	Yes, but it's not going to be targeting the jurors so much.
	Right.
	These guys have threatened the jury.
	Yes.
	And they have not been arrested.
	What's wrong with Wisconsin?
	Yeah.
	You can't publicly threaten the jury with bodily harm like they're doing and just float around free.
	Yes, well, apparently, and I said it, in Wisconsin you can.
	And let's be specific, maybe it's just Kenosha.
	Or is it Kenosha?
	Reverend Al Sharpton tells ABC's Lindsay Davis he's hoping for peace in both Kenosha and South Georgia, no matter what the verdicts are in these trials.
	Let's not talk about the violence that may happen.
	Let's talk about the violence that did happen.
	The killing of Ahmed that did happen.
	The killing of two men and wounding of another in Kinshasa.
	That did happen.
	So before we forecast with Mike...
	There's a new place in Wisconsin.
	He delivers that.
	He delivers again.
	Reverend Al delivers.
	The killing of two men and wounding of another in Kinshasa.
	Kinshasa, baby!
	That's where it's going down.
	Thank you, Reverend Al, for giving us some comedic relief during these trying times, Kinshasa.
	That wasn't on his show.
	No, but it doesn't matter.
	No, I know it doesn't.
	But it's disappointing because I'm guessing that his show has people now.
	Yeah, who check it and stop it.
	They see and they say, stop tape, let's do this again.
	This is ridiculous.
	Shush.
	Come on, man.
	It sounds like the Brazilian rum.
	So...
	Just to show how crazy it is on social media.
	You may have seen this.
	I just have to play it.
	Joy Reid.
	First of all, let's just make a couple things clear about Joy Reid.
	She's an anchor baby.
	She's not African American.
	Her parents met in college.
	They were on student visas in, I believe, New York.
	Her father is from Ghana.
	Her father is from the Congo.
	Her mother is from Ghana.
	She's an anchor baby.
	She was born in New York City, and so they got to stay.
	Not African-American, but here's what she has to say when it comes to the sensitive race issues in America.
	So this Kyle Rittenhouse trial, it reminded a lot of people of something, something, I just can't remember what it was.
	Oh, the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, in which Brett Kavanaugh, who had been accused by a high school friend of committing sexual abuse of her, Cried his way through the hearings to make him a permanent member and associate justice of the United States Supreme Court.
	And his tears turned out to be more powerful than the tears of Christine Blasey Ford, which were the tears of an alleged victim.
	But in America, there's a thing about both white vigilantism and white tears, particularly male white tears.
	Really white tears in general, because that's what carrots are, right?
	They carrot out and then as soon as they get caught, they bring waterworks.
	White men can get away with that too.
	And it has the same effect.
	Even as the right tries to politicize the idea that masculinity is being robbed from American men by multiculturalism and wokeism, they still want to be able to have their tears.
	I think that's called whataboutism, actually, in the left's view of the world, is when you say, well, if it was a black man, it would have been different.
	That's whataboutism.
	Watching this trial, though, took me back to my time in court with MTV Networks.
	And particularly during the prosecution, I recall so vividly having gone through, because, you know, I had MTV, for those who don't know it, I'd registered.
	Prosecution?
	Were you under some criminal indictment?
	That's the way I felt.
	It felt like prosecution.
	It was the lawyer for MTV. Prosecution.
	It was a lawyer for MTV. Felt like prosecution.
	You were being sued.
	Let me explain how it felt, though.
	Because I think it's the same general thing.
	And so this is about MTV.com, which I registered.
	They said, don't worry about it.
	We don't give a shit about the internet.
	And then when I left, then they didn't even ask for it back.
	They just sued me, so I countersued and went back and forth.
	So then we went through discovery.
	And I, you know, I was literally with two interns for days in a lawyer's office pulling emails off of floppy disks.
	This is how, I mean, this is a long time ago.
	This is 1994, I think.
	Um...
	But I recall so vividly MTV's lawyer presenting their case and sitting there going, well, shit, did I do something wrong?
	If you put it that way, it sounds like I'm a horrible person.
	And even though it's just like, well, wait a minute, that's the facts, but you're presenting it in a really different light and it makes me look horrible.
	And I just remember how scary that was.
	And I think that that's, you know, when you get the same facts and you have prosecution versus defense in this criminal trial, it's kind of the same thing.
	Like, well, you can turn everything in different directions and make it sound a certain way.
	And we have the benefit of knowing a lot more.
	Supposedly the jury, you know, is uncontaminated.
	They're contaminated now.
	You know?
	So it's just, it was...
	have you ever had that experience no no Okay.
	Well, that kind of closes that, doesn't it?
	I've done a lot of testifying because I was with the air pollution district for a long time, and I would go up and do my...
	Learn how to never say anything.
	I got pretty good at it.
	And get paid for it.
	And get paid for it.
	That is the precursor to your podcast career.
	Most of the, yeah, say nothing and get paid for it.
	I do have a 3x3, by the way.
	Of course.
	I just wanted to finish this up.
	Might as well get it out of the way.
	Yes.
	Anyway, my thinking, again, is that these guys, these jurors, have got to hang the jury.
	And I'm sure there is one person on both sides.
	There's no way they're going to find him guilty.
	There's going to be one guy in there that's going to say, no, he's in self-defense, period.
	And just for everyone's edification, even Americans, hung jury is when there's no unanimous decision, correct?
	Yes.
	Okay, so they just cannot come to a unanimous decision.
	Well, it's probably going to be ugly.
	Here's the man who has been...
	The bricks have showed up, they say.
	Yeah, that's the upsetting part.
	Here is the man who...
	We're big fans of his on the show.
	He's a constitutional lawyer.
	He can't even appear on One America Now anymore.
	Now he appears on RT. I am, of course, referring to Professor Alan Dershowitz.
	I suppose the context, though, of these shootings happening during the Black Lives Matter protests and the issue of race has been central, hasn't it?
	Do you think that's been something important in this case, and why?
	Well, it's been central, even though all the participants in this case are white.
	If the shoe were on the other foot, if this were a Black Lives Matter protester who had shot, allegedly in self-defense, then the hard left and the racial...
	What about is him?
	Here, the hard left is very much against the defendant.
	It's a difficult case because there are really two trials.
	The prosecutor put Rittenhouse on trial for being there, for having a gun, for coming to a riot.
	The defense defended him only against the charge of shooting.
	And the defense wants the case to focus on three to four minutes.
	The prosecution wants the case to focus on hours and even a whole day.
	And the judge didn't clearly instruct the jury as to how they should decide.
	What if they agree with both?
	What if the jury agrees that he shouldn't have been there?
	He's not a hero.
	He shouldn't have had a gun.
	But his life was in danger and he did fire in self-defense.
	The judge hasn't really told the jury how to decide that case.
	So whichever way the verdict comes out, there will be disagreement and there may be protests.
	Yeah, I agree.
	I think a hung jury will also result in violent violence.
	Yes, but again, if you're on the jury, you don't care.
	You just don't want to get shot inside your home.
	Yeah.
	No, there's going to be violence no matter what, because they've decided it's one of these places to do a little violence.
	We got the bricks.
	We got the bricks.
	That's just the end of it.
	We know it's there.
	And now it's time for 3x3.
	Experiment by JCD. Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. The never-ending 3x3.
	Every first Thursday of the week, John C. DeVore brings you the latest stories from the three big networks from their morning shows, ABC, CBS, and NBC. John, what are you learning?
	Well, I've got the three reports here, starting with NBC. There was a fawning interview with your friend, your best friend.
	My best friend.
	Lynn Miranda Miranda.
	Oh, yes.
	Yes, the award-winning interview.
	Lin-Manuel Noriega.
	So he was there and talking about this movie.
	He just directed his directorial debut and they're fawning all over him.
	He's number one in New York.
	Yes.
	Number one of what?
	He's number one in terms of everybody wants to buy him a drink.
	Oh, okay.
	Got it.
	So it's about this guy.
	It's a movie about this guy, Larson, who wrote the play Rent, who died.
	Actually died, I think, the day before the play was going to roll.
	Now, Rent is one of those plays that...
	I have not seen it, unfortunately.
	It's not a play.
	It's more of a participation thing.
	It's more of a hootenanny.
	And it's just, to me, it's not a...
	Kind of like Bill and Maria's Wedding?
	Yeah.
	Like one of those where you're in the show, kind of?
	You're kind of in the show.
	And it's like, I was never attracted to the play to ever want to go see it.
	But it's a big deal.
	But Miranda thought it was seminal in his life.
	And you go and he starts to break it down.
	And why is that?
	Well, because it had a diverse cast.
	Ah, yes, of course.
	So he's pushing that.
	So this was just boring.
	So let's go to CBS. Maybe there's something better there.
	Yes.
	What is the CIA broadcast?
	Worse.
	Dwayne Wade was being interviewed, the basketballer, who just wrote a biography about himself.
	Dwayne Wade is long retired, isn't he?
	Yeah, he's been retired for, I don't know, eight years maybe.
	Yeah.
	He's a nice guy.
	Seems like a great guy.
	He's kind of not an up-tempo guy by any means.
	And he's got his new book.
	And it's a new book.
	And they're going over it.
	Oh, this guy.
	It's about fatherhood.
	And so every book about how important fathers are.
	Okay, well, that's interesting.
	It's a change of pace.
	But it was boring.
	Who cares?
	So let's go to ABC. Oh, wait.
	Steals and Deals?
	ABC starts off with the book of the year.
	Whoa!
	This must be the book about Anthony Fauci, written by Robert Kennedy Jr.
	It's a book called The Lyrics Closet, I think is the name of it.
	And they're describing it as the closest thing anyone will come to a biography of Paul McCartney.
	With insights.
	It's just about how he came with his ideas for songs.
	The whole book's about this.
	And for example, an anecdote they had.
	All my loving...
	Was written on a bus.
	Wow.
	Deep insight.
	Yeah.
	I caught just the end of the segment and just as they went to...
	Steals and deals.
	Deals and steals.
	Yes.
	The QR code.
	Woo!
	It's on the screen.
	Now these are the newfangled QR codes that you can capture from your couch.
	You don't have to get up anymore.
	They just, they work.
	The long distance...
	Really?
	Yes.
	Have you tried one?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Not on Deals and Steals, but they do.
	Yes, CNBC is doing them now.
	And they're a little different.
	They're not huge on the screen, but you're able to capture them.
	It's pretty cool.
	I mean, if you're into Deals and Steals, it's fab.
	And what's interesting about Deals and Steals, they're very subtly changing the branding to GMA Deal.
	Ah, okay.
	Yeah.
	And so they were showing some product that's called Lando, and it's like five, six bucks, the creams and salves, you know, that's good for your skin.
	And it's kind of, okay, whatever.
	And then they went to, and then I hung up, hung up, I turned off the set and came back up here.
	After they went to...
	Cotton candy.
	I don't know about you, but I've seen this cotton candy that they sell by mail order.
	What is the insanity here?
	It comes pre-spun?
	Yeah.
	You know, it's not such a stretch if you consider what ABC does in the morning, which is promote other entertainment products.
	You know, they've got your deals and steals.
	It's really just promotion of other stuff.
	It's not that much of a stretch to think that they should just go full-on home shopping network in the morning.
	I think their ratings would be better.
	They'd be making more money.
	They'd get a lot of people picking up on these important items.
	And they still do the interviews.
	You still talk to the same people.
	You just have a QR code.
	If I was a suit and you were a suit, I would be in total agreement with this idea.
	You would promote me, of course.
	And then I would be in total agreement with this idea.
	Because they move faster than home shopping.
	Home shopping settles.
	They settle in.
	So does QVC, which is owned by home shopping now, I understand.
	They settle.
	They get on a topic.
	Oh, we've sold 1,100.
	We've got a couple of minutes left.
	And then they stay on one topic too long.
	These guys have the QR codes, things which those shopping networks don't use that I can tell.
	I've never seen them.
	Maybe they do, but I've never seen them.
	And they move, move, move, move, move.
	They can get a lot more throughput.
	I think you're right.
	They should just do it.
	Yeah.
	And, you know, even if it's for Lin-Manuel Noriega's play, you can still have a QR code with information.
	They could do it.
	You know, the book, the Paul McCartney book.
	And the other networks would have to follow suit.
	And they'd have to pay them.
	Can you imagine?
	And they'd have to pay them.
	It would be unbelievable.
	If you're selling something that's like a streaming show, they would get a cut of that.
	Otherwise, they just don't run it.
	Everyone would have to participate.
	I think this is quite genius.
	I think we figured it out.
	Or we should just start a home shopping channel.
	Well, you know, when you have the power of those three networks in the morning, if they just got into it and turned it into a shopping system, they would kick ass.
	They would kick anybody's ass.
	They just haven't got the guts to do it.
	They haven't got the guts to pull the trigger.
	Yeah.
	Sad.
	That's my report.
	Good report.
	I mean, not unsurprising.
	With the deals and steals.
	No, deals and steals.
	And I try to do these at different times, so I'm not just...
	They must do deals and steals every other segment.
	I'm telling you, not a big leap.
	They're very close.
	All right, we'll stick with ABC because it's that time of year.
	The surge is on!
	You know, Dr.
	Ashton over there, ABC chief.
	By the way, is this Strahan?
	...correspondent, always tracking the day's major developments, and we got...
	Is that Strahan?
	Do you know?
	He has a lisp.
	Well, whoever this is, he's puking like a DJ with these numbers.
	Well, we got...
	You know, Dr.
	Ashton over there, ABC chief medical correspondent, always tracking the day's major developments.
	And we've got the big number today we keep an eye on.
	That number is 20.
	As in 20%.
	That is the COVID-19 daily case average.
	Well, this guy's a dick, whoever it is.
	That's how much it's up.
	Nearly 20% since mid-October.
	What's going on?
	No, we don't.
	And we have to remember what we've learned previously throughout this pandemic, that what happens in Europe needs to be a cautionary warning for us here in the United States.
	So take a look, because all eyes, in fact, are on Europe right now.
	Cases surging in Eastern Europe, Central Europe, Western Europe.
	Surging!
	On track to set new records in terms of cases and potentially even deaths.
	Why is this happening?
	A couple of reasons.
	Large proportion of unvaccinated individuals, including teens and children.
	Yes, the vaccines do have waning immunity.
	They're not quite up to speed on their boosters.
	And then relaxed mitigation measures.
	They are opening up in a very big way, and that is letting Delta variant really do some damage.
	I love this.
	They're opening up in a very big way.
	No, this is a complete lie.
	It's a complete lie.
	They're not letting up in any big way.
	They have, in fact, locked people down.
	But before we get to that, there's more to the surge.
	Yes.
	Have you heard the story that Gibraltar has got a huge surge?
	Yeah, that they have 100% vaccination.
	100% plus vaccinated.
	100% vaccinated and a good portion, at least 40%, are boosted.
	Well, okay, I'll jump ahead just for one second to play this clip from Ireland, because it shows you how insane it is.
	They don't even realize what they're saying coming out of their own mouths.
	It's just factually, not just incorrect, but illogical.
	Listen to this from Ireland.
	Our sole priority is to ensure that our health service does not become overwhelmed.
	As a society, we need to look out for each other.
	93% of the adult population are fully vaccinated.
	We have over 600 people in hospital at the moment, and roughly around half of those are unvaccinated.
	Half.
	The evidence is absolutely clear and tonight I would join with all of our healthcare professionals in urging people who have not yet received the vaccine to please take it up.
	More than anything, do it for yourself because if you are not vaccinated, you are most at risk of getting seriously ill from this virus and that is what the evidence is telling us.
	No, the evidence is telling you it's 50-50.
	Am I missing the logic here?
	That 50% of the people in hospital are vaccinated, 50% are unvaccinated.
	So she says the evidence is clear, you better get vaccinated.
	Well, no!
	There's just as much chance as getting vaccinated puts you in the hospital, or am I nuts?
	Well, you're obviously nuts.
	Well, okay.
	I mean, to an outsider, but to you.
	No.
	Yeah.
	I mean, no.
	These people are out of control.
	I mean, you can play these clips till hell freezes over.
	You can play them every show.
	Yeah.
	And it's going to be the same thing.
	It's just they won't admit that this vaccine is no good.
	But they're admitting it with the 50%...
	Okay.
	Never mind.
	They are kind of admitting it, but they're not admitting it.
	No, no.
	They're just never going to actually admit it.
	I mean, the Gibraltar thing is ridiculous.
	Yeah.
	It's November.
	And they lie.
	They lie.
	The thing about information coming out of Israel is the following.
	I don't have clips.
	I have some clips, but I don't have these clips.
	And it's that, well, they had almost everybody vaccinated, and then they had a big surge because of these people that were sick from being vaccinated, or they got it anyway.
	But the boosters, they gave them all boosters.
	Now they've pushed it back down.
	It's going to be great now.
	So the latest thing is, yeah, yeah, yeah, that happens.
	What you're saying is happening, sure.
	But when you get boosted, boost that pushes it down.
	It's the same as the flattening the curve lie.
	Whatever happened to that idea?
	And by the way, if everybody is so prone to getting sick because they're unvaccinated, why wasn't the original before the vaccine existed, which don't forget didn't even show up until December, of all last year, how come half the population wasn't wiped out by then?
	There's as many people that have died since Biden got in office as has supposedly died when nobody was vaccinated.
	Nobody.
	But I put zero in any numbers because it's died with, died of.
	Come on, guys.
	Screw the numbers.
	The other thing is there's too much of that.
	Well, let's just follow...
	Let's just follow what the media is saying.
	No, no, no, no.
	We have to scare them.
	NBC, do your job.
	There are new concerns about the COVID crisis in China this morning.
	In the city of Wuhan, the virus was first detected.
	Officials are now testing the city's entire population once again for COVID-19.
	Following a new outbreak, they're caused by the Delta variant.
	NBC News foreign correspondent Janice Mackey-Frayer joins us now from Beijing.
	Janice, good morning.
	So what is the latest over there?
	Just how worried are officials about this latest outbreak?
	Well, Savannah, they're very worried.
	We're not talking about huge numbers here, at least not officially.
	The geographic spread of this outbreak as well as the strength of the Delta variant that's triggering restrictions right across the country.
	As an example, travel in and out of Beijing now is cut to any of these areas that have been affected.
	In Shanghai, they're imposing a 14-day quarantine for anyone who's coming from or even traveling through one of these high-risk zones.
	And in Wuhan, they are testing 11 million people.
	As well as Wuhan, officials say that they have prepared 31,000 rooms for quarantine, and already nearly 26,000 of them are being put into use.
	They're throwing people in the gulag again!
	20,000!
	Do we have any reports from...
	We don't have very few producers in China, but, you know, I wonder about some of these reports coming out of China if they're designed as a propaganda tool just to scare the rest of the world.
	We'll have Professor JJ let us know.
	He's also in Beijing.
	And he teaches at university.
	If you remember during the early moments, a lot of these scenes that they showed in China were staged.
	Yeah, horse crap with people falling on their face.
	Hey, remember the clouds of smoke they were spraying through the streets?
	I hope they do that again.
	Why don't they do that anymore?
	Do that again.
	It's coming.
	And there's a huge outrage in China.
	A video has gone viral of a Chinese COVID worker killing a dog.
	Because the dog was the suspected cause of some outbreak in an apartment complex.
	In fact, it was a cute little dog.
	What was it?
	Video footage captured on home security camera by someone who said they were the dog's owner showed one of the two figures in hazmat suits hitting a corgi on the head with a rod.
	Nice!
	A corgi.
	A corgi.
	The royal dog.
	It's a subtle hint that the queen is dead.
	She will not show up until February.
	She's not coming back.
	Hey, she's gone.
	She's done.
	She will not show up before February is the word.
	Well, she's done for.
	They just have to put her on ice.
	She's dead.
	Since we're doing this show, 1400, I brought in some retrospective clips.
	Oh, very good.
	And since the kind of insanity going on now with this...
	With this.
	I want to play from show 579.
	Okay.
	Another attempt to keep the public riled up.
	This is long before.
	This is 579.
	This is like 2014 or something.
	Something like this.
	This is a while ago.
	And...
	This is about the flu and how it's going to kill you.
	Do you know that every year between 50 and 200 Rhode Islanders die because of the flu alone?
	And this year it's the H1N1 virus, that nasty swine flu back in 2009 that's wreaking havoc and making everyone sick across the country.
	But with nearby Massachusetts and New York already considered widespread flu outbreak numbers, some Rhode Island health officials say we're next.
	The one thing we know is that flu is in fact on its way here.
	It's coming from the south, the west, and the north.
	Rhode Island Department of Health Director Dr.
	Michael Fine says flu cases in nearby Massachusetts are now considered widespread, and physician visits for flu-like symptoms here in Rhode Island are way up.
	And Dr.
	Fine says that means it's time to stop procrastinating and get a flu shot, especially if you're a young adult.
	In a typical year, worry about the elderly and infants.
	This year, around the country, we're seeing hospitalizations and even deaths in young adults.
	So, regardless of who you are, it's a good year to be immunized.
	And for those of you who are dead set against being immunized, Dr.
	Fine would like to paint a picture of what the flu is really like.
	For most of us, it's a fever of 100, 203 being knocked flat on your back.
	You know, it makes you ache so much that your hair hurts.
	And for many people, it's being out of work for one to two weeks at least.
	Oh, it's like COVID. It's exactly like COVID. But they weren't shutting people in the hospital and throwing them on ventilators.
	That was a new twist, and that was all we needed.
	And of course, the PCR, that quote-unquote test, that was very, very, very good.
	And it all really started...
	Yeah, the PCR test.
	It all really started with Cuomo, in the early days of the pandemic, bitching and moaning to try to humiliate Trump about the lack of ventilators.
	We never even paid any attention to this ventilator thing until Cuomo came up with this idea, and then it became a thing.
	It's unbelievable.
	This whole episode is going to be written up in history as an enormous fiasco.
	We don't have to dwell too much on a lot of the things because they're repetitive, but I think it is important to show how Europe is moving at this moment.
	They are moving towards locking down unvaccinated.
	The Netherlands is effectively that way now, as of today, I think, and it will last for three temporary weeks.
	Austria, I'm sure we've all seen it, but let's listen to the Interior Minister.
	Or at least a translation.
	As of tomorrow, every citizen, every person living in Austria must be aware that they can be checked by the police at any time.
	Among other things, we will also check if people have been vaccinated or recovered and the reason for entering public spaces.
	I always thought that was interesting that he says we can check your papers at any time, also to see if you're vaccinated.
	Woo, this is new.
	Well, I mean, it's not new for them in history, but it's new now.
	Those who currently haven't received two jobs will only be permitted to leave their homes for work and to carry out essential tasks such as shopping and attending medical appointments.
	The announcement comes following a record surge in COVID infections and government concerns hospitals could become overwhelmed.
	So Germany is considering the same thing, moving to the 1G phase, there are 2G now, and this was a topic of conversation on Good Morning Britain on ITV. Sir Ashton.
	Do you think that vaccine passports are enough, and they are being introduced in some places, or what do you think about a lockdown of the unvaccinated, as Austria have done?
	I fear that it might come to that, but, you know, we all need to be playing our part, and at the moment...
	It's as though the thing's over and we really need to get back to wearing masks, social distancing and, yes, passports.
	But, you know, this is not about civil rights.
	It's about winning the battle for Actually, there's something interesting you said.
	It's not winning the battle against this virus.
	He says winning the battle with this virus.
	We're winning the battle with this virus.
	Maybe it's just English-English, but to me it's like...
	Yeah, it's appropriate.
	It's appropriate?
	Okay, well, screw this guy anyway.
	I'm not throwing in the towel, which is what seems to be being advocated by some of the business community.
	And what do you think of what the Germans are considering, Professor Ashton?
	Does it make sense to start having tougher restrictions on people who have not been vaccinated?
	Hmm...
	You know, we shouldn't be in this position.
	We should have been vaccinating the school children before the summer holidays.
	Given the position we're in, though, but right now, given we are in that position, what do you think about what the Germans are doing?
	I think that we may well come to that.
	But what I was about to say, Ed, is that we really should be getting all of our secondary school kids with second vaccines before Christmas.
	We should be beginning to vaccinate the primary school children.
	There are still millions of people who are not double vaccinated in the UK. And that's the real problem because the virus is still circulating.
	And while the virus is circulating, there's the potential for more mutations.
	Okay, thanks, Professor.
	It doesn't matter.
	Bojo's on board.
	Boosters.
	It's very clear that getting three jabs, getting your booster, will become an important fact, and it will make life easier for you in all sorts of ways, and we will have to adjust our concept of what constitutes a full vaccination to take account of that, and I think that is increasingly obvious.
	So you make the choice, slave.
	You want freedom?
	You've got to get your booster now.
	So this is all taking place, and then all of a sudden in Australia, because of a political issue, and this political issue in Victoria, I should say, dictator Dan Andrews is trying to, through Parliament, trying to get full power for him through 2023, and the lower house passed it, The upper house doesn't look like they want to do that at all.
	So, you know, this is a big political fight.
	And what he does is amazing.
	He says, all right, well, as of tomorrow, everybody who's vaccinated, you're good.
	No more restrictions.
	We're done.
	Good evening.
	At midnight tonight, our lives will almost be normal for the first time since the COVID nightmare began.
	In just six hours, most restrictions will vanish.
	Masks can come off and there are no limits on home visits.
	So many of these rules, almost all of them can fall away.
	They're no longer needed because of the amazing work the Victorians have done.
	Limits on home visitors also scrapped.
	And there'll be no restrictions for weddings, funerals and places of worship if everyone in attendance is fully vaccinated.
	Office workers too can breathe a little easier.
	Masks will come off.
	So we kind of know what's going on here.
	It's like, everybody be happy.
	You're free.
	Except if you're unvaccinated, then...
	It's an early Christmas present for vaccinated Victorians freed from restrictions even before we hit the 90% double dose mark.
	There's been a major overhaul of isolation rules.
	Fully vaccinated Victorians who've been exposed to a positive person will only need to isolate until receiving a negative result.
	If you get COVID, you'll only need to isolate for 10 days instead of 14.
	Contact tracing now largely up to the industry.
	And exposure sites will no longer be published.
	I mean, whoa!
	That's a big switch overnight to get everybody all happy.
	He figures the whole place is going to go down.
	Then we have the Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison.
	He seems kind of wussy.
	There are many people who are feeling frustrated.
	I mean, over the last couple of years, governments have been telling Australians what to do.
	Now there's been a need for that as we've gone through the pandemic.
	But the time is now to start rolling all of that back.
	Australians have kept their part of the deal.
	But now it's time for governments to step back.
	And for Australians to take their lives back and for Australians to be able to move forward with the freedoms that should be theirs.
	We're not in favour of mandatory vaccines imposed by the government.
	Businesses can make their own choices under the law.
	But we're not about telling them what to do or telling Australians what to do.
	And it seems like that is happening in the United States to some degree, although it's not a president or prime minister saying it.
	But OSHA... Has OSHA, the agency targeted or selected by the Biden administration to enforce mandatory vaccination in business, 100 people or more, came out with the following statement,
	that since the court ordered OSHA, quote, take no steps to implement or enforce the ETS, that's the order, the mandate order, until further court order, While OSHA remains confident in its authority to protect workers in emergencies, OSHA has suspended activities related to the implementation and enforcement of the ETS. You wouldn't know this had happened if you watched the American news channels.
	You wouldn't know.
	I didn't know.
	Yes!
	Yeah, it's done.
	There's no mandate.
	There's no mandate.
	Yeah, they saw the lawsuits.
	Yeah, but everyone just keeps doing it.
	Yeah, and that's because they did a great job of buffaloing, especially the dumb corporations.
	Yeah, everyone keeps doing it because it's really out of control.
	This whole authoritarian system that they created in the short term is just out of control.
	If OSHA doesn't mandate it, and your company did, I think companies now are liable.
	Yes, they are, aren't they?
	If it's a condition of employment that you need to get a vaccine and something bad happens to you, I think now they're liable.
	I think they are, and I think they should be aware of this.
	I don't think they're keeping up.
	They don't even know that OSHA stops implementing this.
	They don't know anything.
	Lawsuits are waiting.
	I think the lawyers are just, they're not going to say anything.
	Often discussed is the immunity that the vaccine manufacturers have from any type of liability or getting sued.
	I didn't know the genesis of that ruling.
	And it goes back to the Reagan era.
	And it was eloquently explained by Robert Kennedy Jr., who did a full hour-long sit-down with Tucker Carlson on his podcast app there, the No Agenda Nation, Fox Nation.
	Sorry, they steal everything from us.
	You know, you'll get past the voice in a moment, but I did not know this is what the reason was.
	No matter how negligent you were, no matter how toxic the ingredient, nobody can sue you.
	So there's no depositions, there's no discovery, there's no class actions, and there's no incentive for you to make that product safe.
	Is there any other manufacturer, distributor, is there any other product that has that kind of liability protection?
	There is liability protection.
	There's a cap with nuclear power plants.
	And that's called the Price-Anderson Act.
	At Congress, you know, the insurance company wouldn't insure them, which was the problem with the vaccines.
	It wasn't a bunch of hippies who looked at the vaccines and said they're dangerous.
	It was the insurance companies who said, you are too dangerous for us to insure.
	And Pfizer, what happened is...
	Eyes of which was then called wife.
	I had a product in the early 80s when they started ramping up vaccines, and it was a diphtheria, tetanus, and pertussis vaccine, a TTP vaccine.
	They knew that there was an injury rate because people started reporting injuries.
	But CDC was telling the world it was one in a million serious injuries.
	Their internal documents show that they believed it was one in 15,000 who got permanent brain injury or death.
	But then they, NIH and YS and UCLA funded a study at UCLA where they really did a controlled study and they immediately found it was one in every 300 kids.
	The result of that, Pfizer, Wyeth at that time was saying, we are paying $20 in downstream liability.
	For every dollar we're making a profit.
	They went to the Reagan administration and to the Democrats in Congress.
	This was, you know, everybody was at fault here and they said, if you don't give us blanket freedom from liability, we are going to stop making vaccines and you will be out of a vaccine supply.
	So Congress passed and Reagan signed it.
	Everybody was reluctant to do it.
	And Reagan actually said to the company, why don't you just make the vaccine safe?
	Good question!
	And why is that?
	Because vaccines are unavoidably unsafe.
	And that phrase, unavoidably unsafe, is in the preamble to the vaccine act.
	I did not know it was the insurance companies.
	Yeah, they were sick of it.
	And Reagan did object to this.
	I know that much of the history.
	And it's called also the name of the act that was passed or the bill that was passed.
	It was Child Protection.
	It has one of those reverse names.
	The Kill Children Act didn't sound politically correct even at the time.
	You know, you play these Kennedy clips and it's so hard to listen to.
	But it just annoys me to no end that the news media and the system To name him as one of the misinformation kings or whatever they have.
	The disinfo doesn't.
	The disinfo doesn't is sickening to me.
	They kicked him off of YouTube yesterday.
	It's literally sickening that this guy, who is an outstanding researcher and incredibly knowledgeable, and he's not full of crap.
	And a very successful environmental lawyer.
	And yet, they box him away, they marginalize him, because they don't want anyone listening to him.
	I have to credit Tucker for having him on.
	That was on this Tucker special thing, I think.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, on the Fox Nation.
	It's an app.
	Yeah, the Fox Nation.
	Yeah, Fox Nation.
	They've got to work on their audio, though.
	It's some weird delay.
	I would say that audio needs work.
	Now, speaking of insurance companies, a new ICD-10 code showed up.
	This is the billing codes that hospitals use, and the new ICD-10 code is Z28.20.
	Remember, these codes are written down, they're on your permanent record, and they go to the insurance companies.
	And the code Z28.20 stands for immunization not carried out because of patient decision for unspecified reason.
	Yeah.
	So that will be equated to vaccine denier, I think, by the insurance companies.
	It's about to get really ugly with this.
	Maybe next year.
	We'll see.
	Well, I've got a couple of NPR clips about them.
	They're promoting boosters on NPR. Oh, of course.
	So let's listen to some booster blather.
	All right, on NPR. When you boost, you multifold diminish the likelihood of getting infected, getting sick, or dying.
	All right, joining us now with more is NPR's Will Stone.
	Hi, Will.
	Hi, Elsa.
	Okay, so boosters for all, such nice, simple guidance, which is not exactly how the rules have been so far, right?
	That's right.
	It will definitely simplify things.
	Right now, the rules are pretty confusing.
	A lot of Americans are already eligible for a booster, at least 100 million as of last month.
	But it depends on age, whether you have medical conditions or a high-risk job.
	So if this happens, it will be easy.
	Six months after your second dose, you would qualify for a booster.
	And it also sends a strong message that getting people this extra shot of protection is a priority.
	Right.
	But I'm just curious, does this mean the science has changed since the last decision on boosters?
	Well, we do have more data.
	It is still very clear that if you are not in one of the high-risk categories, the vaccines are great at keeping you from getting very sick and dying.
	That hasn't changed.
	But there is some newer evidence that shows giving boosters to other age groups can be beneficial.
	The results of a big Pfizer study on boosters shows a third shot bumped up protection to about 95 percent.
	Sure it did.
	Dr.
	Eric Topol is at the Scripps Research Translational Institute.
	Here's how he sums up this newer evidence.
	So if you want to avoid a symptomatic infection and long COVID and you're 18 to 39, you would get a booster.
	If you're 40 and above, you want to avoid hospitalizations and death.
	In addition to symptomatic infection, you'd get a booster.
	You know, the only question I have is what's your number?
	What's your number?
	If you're vaccinated and you're following along, which is fine, what's your number?
	Is it three?
	Is it four?
	Is it five?
	Some of these vaccination cards have room for five, six, or seven, depending on what country you're in, boosters.
	So what's the number?
	When do people say, okay, that's enough?
	They never say that's enough.
	Yeah, lots of people I know.
	I don't think Horowitz is going to get a booster.
	Well, he says he's not, but, you know, that doesn't mean he's not.
	You know, he talks a big game in that regard.
	No, I trust him.
	I trust him.
	I trust him, too.
	He's a very trustworthy person.
	He's honest.
	Would you trust him with your money?
	He didn't need to get a shot in the first place.
	He had COVID. He had a bad case of COVID. Yeah.
	Yep.
	So let's go with part two of this little clip here where they just promote the booster.
	But could expanding booster shots somehow help slow down what seems like, at least right now, the beginning of a possible winter surge of COVID? Yeah, the millions of people who are unvaccinated are still the biggest problem.
	Vaccinated people can get infected and spread the virus.
	Just look at Europe.
	There's a very concerning surge, even in more heavily vaccinated countries.
	And Dr.
	Gregory Poland, who's at the Mayo Clinic, says we can also take some lessons from what happened in Israel.
	They were having rising cases, gave booster, precipitous drop.
	Now, they presented data so far down to age 30, and every one of those age groups dropped.
	Why did it drop?
	You're preventing transmission.
	So that's the hope for the U.S. Boosters cannot on their own stop a surge, but they can definitely help.
	Oh, man.
	I just got a note.
	MSNBC has been banned from the Rittenhouse courtroom.
	Because one of their journalists followed the jury bus home last night.
	So the judge banned MSNBC. Okay.
	Riots coming!
	Wait, an MSNBC reporter followed the jury bus home?
	Mm-hmm.
	Where they get their addresses so MSNBC can take credit for starting the riots?
	I don't know, but...
	What is the point of a reporter following the jury bus home?
	Well, first, let's define reporter versus activist.
	Well, an MSNBC reporter, activist, same thing, whatever you want to call it.
	I don't know what they were doing, but they were probably reporting on the bus, and they were following the bus.
	I mean, it's just, none of this is okay.
	There's a bus, there goes the bus.
	It's intimidation.
	It's intimidation.
	It's what it is.
	It's obvious.
	Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
	It's intimidation.
	They're intimidating the jury.
	They should have been arrested.
	Mm-hmm.
	Let's go back to the boosters.
	You know, boosters still not approved for everyone in the United States, but that's not stopping certain states.
	To the spike in COVID cases, even in states with high vaccination rates, this says three states are allowing everyone over 18 to get booster shots.
	California is one of them.
	And Kena Whitworth is at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, which has reopened its testing center.
	Good morning, Kena.
	Yeah, Robin, good morning.
	So this testing site had to relaunch here after an increase in demand, coupled with an increase in their positivity rate.
	Here in California, we're actually seeing higher transmission rates than many other states that have fewer restrictions, leading health officials here to sound the alarm.
	And I love how that's just glossed right over.
	They have higher restrictions.
	In other words, more masks in California.
	This is true.
	They keep people from doing anything.
	They have a high vaccination rate, one of the highest in the country.
	Yet, this is happening.
	Yes.
	Can anyone explain?
	Yes, of course.
	Of course I can explain it.
	It's the unvaccinated.
	That's your explanation.
	There's only three of us.
	Fewer restrictions, leading health officials here to sound the alarm.
	This morning, nearly half the country seeing new COVID cases soaring.
	21 states reporting a surge in infections and rising hospitalizations in 17 states and territories.
	States like Colorado, California, New Mexico, and West Virginia superseding the FDA and allowing booster shots for all adults.
	Well, that sounds smart, doesn't it?
	I mean, we already trust the FDA so well.
	We might as well just pass them and just jump ahead of them because we know what they're going to do.
	It's beautiful.
	Actually, your logic is accurate.
	Yes.
	We know what they're going to do.
	So let's just jump ahead of it.
	And by the way, in California, it's called the learning curve.
	It used to be employed by the tech companies, especially the hard disk companies, I'll explain.
	The learning curve is that making these hard disks are costing me $100 a piece to make.
	But the way things go, they're going to go down in price.
	So two years from now, it's going to cost me $80 to make.
	So I'm going to charge a price that's appropriate for two years from now or four years from now.
	So I'm going to sell my $100 manufacturing cost hard disk for $75 because eventually it won't cost anything to make these things.
	So you just jump ahead, jump ahead.
	It's logical that California would do that.
	That's California for you.
	And it seems to be working out well.
	More people in the hospital.
	More cases.
	It's exactly what we want.
	The vaccine is working.
	Shut up, you unvaccinated heathen.
	So the FDA, when they approve vaccinations, by law, they have to show how they arrived at their conclusion.
	I'm glad you got it.
	I forgot.
	I wish there was a clip.
	I know what you're doing.
	This is great.
	I wish there was a clip.
	There's not because it's really not going to be on the news clippable most likely.
	Nope.
	No.
	And so they have to disclose all of the information.
	And the FDA, they kept saying, yeah, it's coming, it's coming.
	And, you know, I think we talked about it a couple weeks ago when the so-called emergency use authorization turned into an approval for something that doesn't exist, namely, supposedly the same vaccine with a different label.
	No one has it.
	And I will ask the question I keep asking, why don't they approve the Pfizer vaccine?
	Yeah, well, because of the board chips.
	Just rubber stamp it.
	You approve the community.
	Why don't you just...
	It's the same, you say.
	It's the same.
	It's exactly the same.
	It's exactly the same.
	Put it...
	Rubber stamp it.
	No.
	No.
	So, many people, journalists, some as well, were waiting and saying, hey, how come you're not releasing this?
	And the FDA... And there was a...
	So, finally, some people started...
	Some organizations started to file lawsuits, FOIA requests.
	And the FDA came back and said, oh, no, no.
	We, and they went to the judge, federal judge, and said, please, we need more time.
	It's the Pfizer's full, full trial information.
	It's so much data.
	We need until 2076.
	To be able to parse through it all.
	Because then they have a calculation.
	The FDA said, now we're going to produce 329,000 pages of documents Pfizer provided to the FDA to license its vaccine.
	We think we can do about 500 pages per month.
	So that's going to be 2076.
	I mean, does this tell us anything?
	Yes.
	They can't release anything because this is a smoke screen.
	They're full of crap.
	They have nothing to release.
	This whole thing is a scam.
	There's no reason.
	They don't have any documents to prove that this vaccine is even remotely safe.
	And it reminds me, and I'm going to...
	I implore everyone again, please watch Dope Sick on Hulu.
	Now, there's some downsides to it, but in this, you will see the exact same strategy.
	When the, I think it was the DEA, when they wanted to understand the approval of OxyContin with the labeling, which is an FDA-specific task that said less than 1% of people get addicted to this, When the DEA said, okay, we need to have all the documentation, they sent over 25 trucks filled with paper.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And so it's the same trick.
	It's the same thing they're doing here.
	It's a trick.
	Now, just on that for a moment.
	By the way, I want to mention again, California gets a little credit for a lot of this stuff.
	This is the way Intel handled its cases with AMD and their lawsuits when they used to go back and forth over the 86 chips.
	They would do the same thing.
	I was involved in one of these cases as an expert witness, and they would tell me horror stories about, like, Intel would have a truck of stuff, and they'd drop it off, and they'd say, well, this is no good.
	And then they'd say, oh, we've got better stuff, and they'd send another truck, which is the same exact stuff.
	I mean they would send miscellaneous laundry bills over.
	It would just be just inundate the competition with as much garbage as you can so they can't do anything.
	It's a terrible technique.
	Well, yeah, it's a terrible technique, but I will say it works.
	I have learned from Mimi and from Eric who helped me with my taxes since everything's so intertwined with no agenda.
	And I had an audit.
	You'll remember this, the 2015 audit about the Airstream.
	And I remember Mimi sending over longhand ledgers.
	She said, just give them all this shit.
	We just bury them in paper.
	And to a degree it worked because they didn't want to dive any deeper because it was so much paper, but they screwed me.
	Now, just to finish up this because it's important, The Sackler family just recently admitted...
	Well, they actually didn't have to admit to anything.
	They did a sweetheart deal.
	They're the ones from Purdue Pharma who created Oxy.
	And if you watch this series, you'll see how they captured doctors, pharmacies.
	I didn't even know that pharmacies...
	They had sales reps going to pharmacies who no longer wanted to carry OxyContin because they were getting broken into five times a week.
	It was a mess.
	And they said, well, you know, patients' rights, you're going to get sued by patients because you're not carrying this important medication.
	So they captured just about everybody.
	They have a $4.5 billion fine they're going to pay, which will go into anti-addiction stuff.
	The government will manage.
	Okay, so they just stole that money.
	Who knows where it goes?
	But when you look at the numbers, and this is my problem with the series, it's a distraction from Johnson& Johnson who are paying a $26 billion fine and nothing has stopped.
	In fact, we went from 70,000 overdoses last year from opioids to 100,000 the previous year to 100,000 this past year.
	So it's still a disaster.
	It's a disaster.
	And I finally understand the reason for fentanyl.
	And it's because if you get on the opioid, you have to keep upping the dose.
	And of course, because of these lawsuits and these settlements, it is harder for the drug addicts to get their oxy fixed because they need so much of it.
	Logical next step is heroin.
	And once that doesn't work, you've got to go to the good stuff.
	You've got to go to fentanyl.
	And you basically keep upping your doses until you stop breathing.
	And here let's go to Drug Overdose Crisis Part 1 on Alpha NPR. It has been a devastating year for drug overdoses.
	Today marks the first time more than 100,000 people have died from overdoses in a 12-month period.
	Experts say that increase is driven by the pandemic and by the huge quantities of toxic fentanyl and methamphetamines that are being smuggled across the U.S.-Mexico border.
	NPR addiction correspondent Brian Mann reports.
	The framing of it, sorry to interrupt the clip, is great.
	It has nothing to do with getting people hooked on Oxy.
	It's all other things.
	It's the abusers.
	It's the Mexican gangs.
	Everything but.
	Of course, I don't want to talk about that.
	And they also, by the way, assiduously avoid discussing the open borders and the southern open border where people just waltz across.
	They can be bringing tons of stuff.
	...that are being smuggled across the U.S.-Mexico border.
	NPR addiction correspondent Brian Mann reports.
	In my next life, I want to be an NPR addiction correspondent.
	As these heartbreaking numbers were being released this morning, Dr.
	Rahul Gupta spoke to reporters on a conference call, describing the surge of overdose deaths, up 28% in a single year, as unprecedented.
	Gupta heads the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy.
	This translates to an American perishing from a drug overdose death every five minutes.
	This is unacceptable.
	And it requires an unprecedented response.
	The rapid rise of drug overdose deaths in the U.S. began in the early months of the pandemic.
	Public health experts say it's driven in part by disruption of drug treatment and health care programs.
	But a bigger factor appears to be the spread of powerful toxic street drugs, fentanyl and methamphetamines.
	The amount of illegal fentanyl in our country has risen to an unprecedented level.
	And Milgram heads the Drug Enforcement Administration, the agency charged with keeping illegal drugs off the streets.
	She said today these high-risk drugs are easier to find than ever before.
	This year alone, DEA has seized enough fentanyl to provide every member of the United States population with a lethal dose.
	Mexican drug cartels have shifted much of their criminal activity to these synthetic drugs, which are cheaper to manufacture and easier to smuggle.
	Javier Becerra, head of the Health and Human Services Department, said with the U.S. street drug supply so toxic, it's time to focus on harm reduction strategies designed to keep people with addiction alive.
	It's time to follow the science and the data about what works.
	To listen to those struggling with addiction and to get them the help they need.
	Did they mention what the help is?
	We have to do what works?
	What works with opioid abuse and overdoses?
	What works?
	What was the idea?
	They explain it in the next clip.
	Not...
	Do we even have a next clip?
	No.
	There's no next clip.
	There's a next clip.
	Which one is it?
	Oh, wait.
	No, I see one, two.
	I don't see a three.
	Did you play Drug Overdose Crisis 2?
	Yeah, that's what I just played.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I've lost track of time.
	Yeah.
	No, they do not explain what you...
	Did you black out for a minute there?
	No, they don't explain anything like that.
	They just do these simple reports and it's like, oh my god, this is terrible.
	What are we going to do?
	It's like NPR. They don't do anything that's deeper than that.
	It's all shallow.
	And meanwhile, you know, Moderna, as you know, has been the stock darling of the COVID crisis.
	It's just incredible.
	There was a nothing story with a nothing, you know, a money-losing piece of crap, and then all of a sudden, you know, it's one of the most valuable companies in the world.
	And we mentioned this previously, but now...
	They're fighting because Moderna refuses, and this is so lefty, typical.
	I'll do it in my libtard voice.
	Moderna's refusing to give NIH researchers credit for the patents.
	You know, they did work on that for the COVID vaccine.
	And so, everyone's making money, but not the people who worked very hard in NIH. Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I have one Moderna clip because they're bitching and moaning because they can't get approved for their booster.
	Well, that's because they're not sharing the money.
	Hello!
	Once they settle this with the patents, because everyone who worked on it, according to Kennedy Jr.
	in that Tucker thing, everyone who gets a piece of the patent assigned to them gets an automatic $150,000 per year for the rest of your life per patent.
	It's good money.
	It's great money!
	What's your clip?
	It's called Moderna.
	Makes sense.
	The biotech company Moderna is asking for emergency use authorization to provide a booster dose of its COVID-19 vaccine to anyone 18 or older.
	As NPR's Joel Palka explains, Pfizer has also asked for authorization for a booster dose of its COVID vaccine.
	Right now, Moderna is authorized to give booster shots of its vaccine to people 65 and older or people 18 to 64 at high risk of severe COVID, either because of some underlying medical condition or because their work frequently puts them in contact with people who may be infected with the coronavirus.
	If FDA goes along with the request, the vaccine could go to anyone older than 18.
	In the case of the Moderna booster, the booster dose is half what the first two shots contain.
	For Pfizer, the booster and the original shots are the same dose.
	FDA is expected to make a decision on the authorization requests soon.
	Just to accentuate how the FDA makes these decisions, And this was, and I checked this, because it is a drama, this series, the Dope 6 series with Michael Keaton, but it's factually correct.
	And the labeling that the FDA allowed, that Sackler pushed for, was that less than 1% get addicted to it.
	And they based that upon something called a study that was published.
	It was the Jicker Study.
	J-I-C-K-E-R. The Jicker Study.
	And it was cited everywhere.
	Time Magazine.
	Newsweek.
	New York Times.
	In medical journals.
	It was discussed and taught in universities.
	But when the DEA is looking to find this study that shows that less than 1% get addicted, they couldn't find it.
	And so they're looking through these 26 trucks of paperwork.
	They're calling the FDA. Nobody can find it.
	So finally they get a hold of someone at the New England Journal of Medicine where this was supposedly published.
	And they go, oh, Mr.
	Jicker?
	Yeah, yeah, no, that was a letter.
	He sent in a letter to the editor.
	And the letter to the editor was just him, because he's one of these guys that writes a lot of things to...
	And we get people who send a lot of emails to us, too.
	You know, they send a lot of stuff.
	And he was a professor, or he was in a hospital setting, and he had a small number of patients, and he had them in a database, and he said, you know, let me see, of people who are administered opioids in the hospital, what percentage of them get addicted?
	Well, in the hospital, under strict conditions, it was less than 1%.
	And that was just data that came out of his database.
	And he sent that to the New England Journal of Medicine.
	They published his letter under letters to the editor.
	And that was the way it wound up on the FDA label.
	Well, this is the same exact way that the Wuhan virus was not from the lab.
	Exactly.
	Got into the public domain.
	Oh, it couldn't be from the lab because it was a letter written to one of the journals by these guys who went on and on and on in this very long letter about why it couldn't be from the lab.
	And so the news media picked it up.
	We talked about this when it actually happened, about June.
	Oh, yeah.
	We recognized it right away.
	We recognized it.
	And you can see, and it got picked up by everybody.
	Everyone just said, that's lockstep.
	Yeah, it couldn't be from the lab.
	It had to be from pangolin or bats.
	Bats.
	When you say lockstep, and I think you said this on the previous episode, lockstep is what we're in right now, interestingly.
	That is the Rockefeller Foundation paper on how we will get to the Great Reset through lockstep.
	Every country, everyone doing the same, following each other.
	We are literally in the lockstep as predicted, quote unquote, by the Rockefeller Foundation.
	Yeah.
	So now we saw, I won't replay the clip, but Bill Gates, you know, what did he say on a clip we played one or two episodes ago?
	Well, you know, we really need to game out smallpox.
	We need to do another one of these Event 201's because, you know, smallpox is a bioterror.
	Smallpox, we've got to do something.
	We've got to make sure.
	Lo and behold, not a week after he says this...
	20 minutes of non-stop news begins with a disturbing discovery sparking questions and concerns.
	Viles labeled smallpox found at a lab in Montgomery County.
	Smallpox is so deadly, only two labs in the entire world are allowed to have doses.
	Thanks for being with us this afternoon.
	I'm Tracy Davidson.
	And I'm Jacqueline London.
	Those vials were immediately quarantined and now the Centers for Disease Control and the FBI are investigating why they were there.
	Well, as you mentioned, the CDC and the FBI, they're investigating and we've learned that they were here at this facility today also asking questions.
	Questions of employees here.
	Now Merck is known for its vaccine production and on its own company website it lists that it has acquired companies over time including one that was acquired decades ago that did make the smallpox vaccine.
	But health experts say that virus is only to be stored in two locations in the world and it's not supposed to be here.
	One is at the CDC in Atlanta and the other is in Russia.
	The FBI and CDC want to know why vials labeled smallpox were found here in Montgomery County.
	The CDC said in a statement the vials' contents appear intact.
	The worker who discovered them was wearing gloves and a mask, and there was no indication of exposure to the, quote, small number of frozen vials.
	Merck's history goes back to the 1800s.
	Companies that it acquired, it says on its website, previously made the smallpox vaccine.
	A source tells NBC10 the vials could have been in storage here for more than three or four decades.
	Dr.
	Nicholas says she, too, is waiting for answers.
	We all know what happens, things that get in the back of the freezer.
	So we've all had it happen.
	The question is, is it really smallpox or not?
	And B, how did it get there?
	And I don't know whether we'll ever get to the bottom of it or hear what that final result was.
	So...
	This is almost identical to the clip I played.
	Yes, I'm going to play it again.
	The clip from 2014.
	Yes, and the interesting thing about it is it was presented...
	Exactly.
	This is a good clip, by the way, that you have.
	Yes.
	It's presented exactly the same.
	It sounds like the same report.
	Federal health officials revealed today that they had made a disturbing discovery.
	Again, this is 2014.
	Scientists found vials of the deadly smallpox virus in an old storage room in an unsecured government lab outside Washington, D.C. The smallpox virus was declared eradicated from the world in 1980.
	It's supposed to be kept in only two places in the world, a high-security lab in Atlanta and another such lab in Russia.
	And PR's Jeff Brumfield joins us now to tell us more.
	And Jeff, what happened?
	How did they find these vials of smallpox virus?
	Well, on July 1st, scientists on the campus of the National Institutes of Health were clearing out an old lab that belonged to the Food and Drug Administration.
	They found vials that were labeled varilavirus.
	That's the official name of smallpox, which is arguably the most deadly disease ever to affect mankind.
	It covers the body in horrible boils and it kills about 30% of its victims.
	The last known case was in 1977, and we thought there were only two labs in the world that still had samples.
	So this comes as a big shock.
	So they found these vials, and what happened to them then?
	Fortunately, the workers recognized immediately what they had.
	They put the vials back in the boxes and moved it to the NIH's Biosafety Level 3 laboratory.
	Then they notified officials at the Centers for Disease Control.
	They called in FBI and they brought in local law enforcement to guard the samples.
	Yesterday evening, they were moved to CDC headquarters in Atlanta and put into an even higher security biosafety level 4 lab.
	That's the kind of lab where people...
	Well, this just goes on.
	But it's exactly the same.
	It's the same thing.
	I was looking through the archive.
	I see 2014 clip.
	I'm like, holy crap.
	Then I see that you brought it like three episodes ago.
	It's just like salient, man.
	It's so good.
	Well, the interesting thing about what they changed in the new report...
	...is had the actual name of the virus.
	It's Vorelia or whatever they call it, what the real name is.
	But in the new report, not to complicate matters, they say that the vials were labeled smallpox.
	Right.
	When I doubt it.
	It would have been labeled with the real name.
	Yes.
	There you go.
	Good catch.
	So they've actually fudged the report.
	This is so phony.
	Well, I have a thought.
	Yeah, and I have some data.
	St.
	Bill Gates, we know what he's doing with Gavi and Cepi.
	He's part of a vaccine sales organization, and he sells it to other countries.
	He owns the WHO. We know how much money he has given to them.
	I have a list here of media outlets which the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Have given to media organizations in a form of grants, awards, attaboys.
	You know how that works, right?
	Oh, well, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
	So it's no surprise that...
	Let me see if I have a date.
	I don't know.
	This is as of November 6th.
	I don't know if this is annually or aggregate.
	It doesn't really matter.
	We tend to give them one-shots, but go on.
	NPR, $24 million.
	The Guardian, $13 million.
	Cascade Public Media.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	The Guardian that's begging you for money every time you go on their website and read one crummy article, they got $13 million?
	It's the same with NPR who want you to get a tote bag for $5.
	Well, yeah, but the NPR renoces scams.
	Cascade Public Media, who produce programming, $11 million.
	I'm rounding off.
	Public Radio International, PRI.org, TheWorld.org.
	These, again, commercial companies that have shows that play on NPR, $7.7 million.
	Univision, that is Spanish, almost $6 million.
	De Spiegel, $5.5 million.
	I'll skip a couple.
	NBCUniversal 4.3...
	What?
	Why are they giving NBCUniversal millions of dollars?
	Do you need the answer?
	For what?
	So that they will report what Bill needs when it comes to medical shit.
	Because when you show up at NBC and say, Hey, I'm Bill Gates.
	I don't really like the way you're messaging that.
	It would be a shame if the $3.5 million would have to go...
	$4.3 million would have to go away.
	And no one in their right mind is going to say, fuck you, Bill Gates.
	No.
	Yeah, we'll revisit that.
	The BBC, 3.6.
	CNN, 3.6 millions.
	Daily Telegraph, 3.4.
	I'm skipping around.
	Financial Times, 2.3 million.
	I thought they were a serious organization.
	The Atlantic, $1.4 million.
	Minnesota Public Radio, why not?
	Huh?
	Why not give them some money?
	Must have been this year or last year, $1.2 million.
	Al Jazeera, $1 million.
	ProPublica, $1 million.
	No Agenda Show, $1 million.
	PBS, low.
	Only half a million.
	Gannett, the outdoor advertising organization, half a million dollars.
	Why?
	For the free inventory.
	So you can look at the whole list in the show notes, nashownotes.com.
	And so that's how you do it.
	That's how you do it.
	To them, this is charity.
	Yeah.
	And no one in their right mind will speak against St.
	Bill because they don't want to lose that money.
	And I get it.
	I get it.
	No, it's obvious.
	Since we're doing a celebratory show, we've got some throwback clips.
	I have a throwback clip.
	To 2015.
	I think it was 2015 or 2014.
	A guy who we used to watch religiously because he had great people on until the whole bathrobe intern episode.
	It was Charlie Rose.
	We loved Charlie Rose.
	He always got the best out of people.
	And he had Klaus Schwab on...
	On his show in 2015.
	Now, what would Klaus Schwab be talking about?
	What would interest Klaus Schwab to no end as a futurist and as the founder and managing director of the World Economic Forum with all the banksters and everybody in the drinking world?
	The world's richest party organizer.
	You know what he likes?
	He likes DNA, gene therapy, gene editing, CRISPR. It's all great.
	It changes you.
	If you take genetic editing, just as an example, it's you who are changed.
	And of course, this has a big impact on your identity.
	And offers certain kinds of possibilities that have to be careful about.
	You know, when you began to do that kind of gene editing, some people worry that you are changing what it means to be human.
	That's the problem.
	Of course, the new Industrial Revolution offers us many opportunities, but it raises many-fold questions on the ethical, but even legal implications.
	And we have to be prepared for it, and that's what we want to do in Davos next year.
	Talk about technology and the ways it can be deployed that contribute to growth rather than exacerbate unemployment.
	How will that implement itself?
	It's a big question mark because there is a fear.
	Technology, robots, just to take one.
	You gain productivity from machines.
	Exactly.
	And it replaces maybe the workforce or jobs faster than we can replace them with new jobs.
	Not everybody can be a robot polisher.
	There will be new jobs.
	Yeah.
	He was obsessed with it then.
	And they got it set up in the next Davos 2016 and just pushed it ahead.
	Beautiful.
	You guys are creep.
	All those people are creepy.
	Well, now that you mention some throwback clips, I have a couple.
	Okay.
	But I didn't go with the big boys.
	You had the big heavy hitters.
	I got the lightweights.
	Okay.
	It's just as valid.
	Because if you remember back in shows, you have to wait to show 1,400 to show 700.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	So what happens on show 700, but it was the last days of breaking the set starring Abby Martin.
	Oh, my goodness.
	What happened to Abby Martin?
	Well, she was going to go do great things.
	She was getting kicked off of RT for breaking the set.
	I have two clips.
	Hold on one second.
	There was some controversy at the time.
	What did she do that got her kicked off?
	She couldn't walk around in high heels for one thing.
	I think that was good enough.
	Get rid of her.
	Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was.
	Okay.
	All right.
	She ended up on the Rogan show quite a bit.
	Rogan seems to like her.
	She's a pretty face.
	So I have two clips.
	I'm going to play them in reverse order because the second clip I can ask you a question and see if you can guess the answer.
	But after she introduces the fact this is her last show, she goes on and on and starts to cry.
	And this is the show 700, Abby Open begins to cry clip.
	As well as carried a punch at the gut of all the neocons, war propagandists, and lackey stenographers.
	But never in a million years could I have imagined the amazing support this kind of show would generate, proving just how many people are hungry out there for systemic change and raw truth.
	Delivered from someone who's not a plastic automaton.
	Which is great, because I just can't report the horrors I immerse myself with on a daily basis any other way.
	It's been an amazing and a long, sometimes hard road.
	I've lost some along the way, but I gained more than I ever thought I could.
	It's been an incredible run that wouldn't have been possible without your support.
	So thank you.
	I told myself I wouldn't cry, but here I am.
	But all good things must come to an end.
	All good things must come to an end.
	I think that what bugged us is she just went all out and was using cuss words all the time.
	Oh, wait.
	She was out of control.
	It was something with Liz Wall, that other woman.
	Oh, man.
	Who bailed.
	I wish I could remember all of it.
	She never surfaced again either.
	No.
	You have to be careful when you're in this business.
	Yes.
	So this is the way she introduces her segment where she's quitting.
	And she had one thing that she really felt that was a big success for her and it's the most important thing ever.
	That she really, really was...
	She had to get this done and she got it done and it was critical.
	Critical!
	What do you think?
	Just take a guess.
	You're never going to guess it.
	Because I didn't guess it.
	One thing she got done at her show?
	It was responsible for and she also was probably one of the most important things that you could ever be involved with.
	Occupy Wall Street.
	Close.
	Close.
	No.
	No.
	I can say this.
	You couldn't guess it.
	When I heard it, I go, what?
	It's an eye roller.
	Here we go.
	What's happening, y'all?
	I'm Abby Martin, and this is the very last episode of Breaking the Set.
	And this being our last show, I am so pleased to see an enormous victory for one of the issues I care most about, net neutrality.
	You're right, I do.
	I would have known that.
	Net neutrality.
	That was her thing.
	That's why we didn't like her.
	You hold him back on me because you knew the clip.
	You know it.
	You knew it.
	You knew it.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Yes.
	That's why we disliked her so much, because we were saying net neutrality is a red herring.
	You're stupid.
	All the laws said illegal traffic, that ISPs could block illegal traffic.
	Freedom of speech quashing.
	Yes, of course.
	Of course.
	And so she was all in on it.
	And everyone else is pushing it, you know.
	They weren't thinking.
	They weren't reading the laws yet.
	Illegal traffic.
	They wanted to get rid of BitTorrent.
	Yes, yes.
	It was.
	It was the BitTorrent.
	That was illegal traffic.
	That's what they wanted to get rid of.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Wow, wow, wow.
	That's so interesting.
	Well, it's fun to see everything kind of fall apart around us.
	I feel really bad that so many people are losing or have lost their jobs.
	But I think that there's turning points coming.
	You know, this OSHA thing is a big deal.
	I think the only thing that can save America is...
	The OSHA thing, by the way, is hilarious.
	What saves America, I have to say, is not the Patriots.
	I wish that the patriots would all get up and we'd all say, screw it, we're not taking this, this is not cool.
	In typical American fashion, the lawyers will save us.
	The lawyers are going to do it.
	The lawyers will make this end.
	Because lawyers care about money.
	Lots of it.
	And they like to win lawsuits.
	I mean, we got Thomas J. Henry here in Texas.
	This guy looks like he could eat your head off just for breakfast.
	Thomas J. Henry.
	He does vehicle accidents, but that doesn't matter.
	It's a small switch for him.
	Oh, man.
	Well, at least someone's going to save us.
	I've been looking, scouring.
	I do a search almost every day for the following terms.
	I suggest people do it as well.
	The term is, suddenly cardiac died.
	I'm sorry, suddenly?
	Suddenly, cardiac, you can put cardiac arrest, but suddenly, cardiac died.
	Just to get a list of...
	So you get tons.
	Yeah, you get tons.
	Now, I don't know if this is normal or not, but...
	Yeah, but unfortunately, you should have done it two years ago, but...
	Yeah, who was thinking?
	Who knew?
	But so now, we do have circumstantial evidence of heart problems...
	Based on people being vaccinated, myocarditis, etc.
	So we need to run interference.
	On the last show, we found out that cud was the obvious issue.
	By the way, they got a big chuckle out of everybody.
	The cud, the cannabis use disorder.
	Okay, cud.
	The American College of Rheumatology has come...
	This is very interesting.
	Now, once you watch Dope Sick, you know that all of these, most of these...
	Colleges, foundations, think tanks, and I suspect the American College of Rheumatology may also be funded by Big Pharma.
	I would hope so.
	So they have a report that summarizes cardiac toxicity risks, which just came out on November 11th.
	Now, it's interesting because it's a report.
	Who made the report?
	It's a report that they picked up God knows where and so they are of rheumatology and they say they agree with the findings of the report so I will give you the top line of what it is.
	The American College of Rheumatology summarized a report regarding the cardiac toxicity associated with the long-term use of Of anti-malarial drugs, including hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine.
	So, yeah, let's just make sure that that's going to kill you.
	That's going to give you the heart attack.
	And do they combine the results?
	Because we knew this from the get-go, that chloroquine is deadly toxic.
	Why not deadly?
	I mean, you can take it, but it's not healthy.
	And hydroxychloroquine is a form that is ingestible.
	It looks like they...
	But why do they combine them in this study when no one uses chloroquine?
	So let's take a look at the toxicity of hydroxychloroquine and arsenic.
	I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
	There is an interesting disclosure.
	Multiple study authors declared affiliations with biotech, pharmaceutical, and or device companies.
	So, with your report...
	But this was a very small news article on Spectrum News 1, if you have a Spectrum.
	Oh, you're really digging.
	Well, again, this came up in one of my searches.
	This came out, New York, to address sudden cardiac arrest in student-athletes.
	Well, well, well.
	This is very interesting.
	Now, again, it's Spectrum 1 News, sadly.
	This is the Albany reporter.
	New York State will be required to establish rules for monitoring students who are exhibiting signs of sudden cardiac arrest.
	Now, I don't quite understand the language, and it comes back again.
	This exhibiting signs of sudden cardiac arrest.
	I think the sign of sudden cardiac arrest is sudden cardiac arrest.
	So student athletes are uniquely vulnerable to sudden cardiac arrest, says State Senator Jim Goran.
	Sudden cardiac arrest is preventable, and this law is critical to identifying and preventing.
	Any more tragic loss, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Identifying...
	This is what confused me.
	Identifying the warning signs of sudden cardiac arrest could help preventing it.
	The measure requires the state education department to review information from the state department of health related to students who have shown symptoms of sudden cardiac arrest.
	Okay.
	They don't explain, of course, what symptoms are.
	But isn't sudden cardiac arrest, there's no symptoms, therefore it's sudden?
	Is that kind of the definition?
	I know.
	I know what you're saying.
	It's funny.
	You're right.
	I must be an idiot.
	You are.
	So, to do this, we have My Heart Check to offer free screenings for students.
	Yes!
	Yes, this is great.
	So, I'm like, oh, My Heart Check?
	Who is My Heart Check?
	This is literally a family business.
	Yeah.
	We'll have a van.
	You can call to drive around.
	That's great.
	They make a big deal.
	Oh, don't worry.
	Heart check is doing heart check.
	My heart check is on the case.
	It's like a mammogram.
	Yeah, but it's a little family business.
	We're just going to roam around the schools and do a couple of tests.
	So, with all that, hopefully I've given people enough information with the clips that you brought to know that we are all captured by bullcrap pharma who want to kill us.
	Or at least they don't mind if they do.
	No, they don't mind.
	It's just the way it goes.
	As long as you get their money.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage for 1,400 episodes.
	Say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the clips that throw back, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
	John C. DeVorez!
	In the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curioso.
	In the morning to all ships to sea.
	Bruce on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
	In the morning to our trolls who are there lusciously roaming around the troll room at noagendastream.com or trollroom.io.
	Let's count them.
	How many do we have on this fabulous episode for today?
	2,000.
	And 21 trolls are rolling and a trolling.
	2021, good to have you here, trolls.
	You can join them at trollroom.io, or if you're on Mastodon, and why aren't you, you should have an account.
	Oh my god, there was a trailer cast.
	Oh, not everyone.
	A lot of people were all jacked about.
	It was Tim Pool's trailer and he was parked in Austin and Alex Jones came and Joe Rogan came and Michael...
	All these guys.
	All the big names.
	All the locals.
	All the locals.
	And I swear to God...
	You know, they're talking about the need to decentralize.
	And I'm thinking, man, I'm so glad I wasn't invited to that party because we've been living decentralization for, what, almost three years now?
	I mean, much longer if you consider where our podcast has been hosted, of course.
	It depends on what you mean by living decentralized for three years.
	You've been decentralized for all the time I've known you.
	Right, but I mean more like our NoAgendaSocial.com is decentralized.
	We heavily have been promoting decentralization of our tribe, our community, for three years.
	Right.
	And so they're still talking about it.
	I'm like, wow, we are so much further ahead than everybody.
	And of course, you can't de-platform us.
	We've had decentralized, non-mainstream, non-Silicon Valley setups for over a decade.
	Thank you very much, Mark.
	Yes, because we have our servers on international platforms.
	I would mention that I saw some of this traffic, and they're all bitching and moaning that you weren't invited to the party.
	I wasn't invited.
	I mean, it's okay.
	Honestly, I probably would have declined.
	Well, for one thing, it takes an hour and a half to drive.
	Well, but it turned into what I thought it would be, which is just a bunch of people agreeing with each other and yelling over each other.
	And meanwhile, the most interesting guy who was on the ground taking video in Kenosha, he had something to say.
	You know, there was something new.
	And it was just, ugh.
	Anyway.
	So, tell me, Tim Poole, where's Tim Poole from?
	I think he's in Virginia.
	Oh, so he rented an RV like you did, what, 20 years ago?
	Well, I think he owns this, and it's a proper one with slide-outs and everything, so we could have all these guests in there.
	So he took his RV and he drove it from Virginia to Austin to meet up with...
	Rogan and Alex Jones and who else is in the area?
	What about Benjamin?
	Did Benjamin get a...
	He's an OG podcaster.
	Not Dan Benjamin.
	No, Michael...
	Benjamin didn't get invited?
	No.
	He's an OG podcaster.
	He's not an outraged podcaster.
	By the way, not all of them are outraged podcasters.
	But when you put Alex Jones in the room with Tim Pool, yeah, Michael Malice, that's him.
	I like Michael Malice.
	I like them all, actually.
	I don't know who Michael Malice is.
	He just moved to Austin.
	Yes, that's the guy you called gay who moved to Austin and is actually a super nice guy.
	I don't call people gay.
	Okey-dokey, then.
	Okie dokie then.
	You had a clip to prove it.
	That's how sure you were.
	Oh, okay.
	But meanwhile, again, I'll take Dan Benjamin.
	Original, this guy's been podcasting since day one.
	Yeah, but he does different, he does tech.
	He doesn't do stuff like...
	He does real podcasts.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, tech.
	Oh, screw tech.
	I'm glad that...
	Okay, all I want to say about it is two things.
	One, I think it was an incredible waste of energy because there was no structure and it just didn't lead to anything.
	Two, I think it's incredibly short-sighted, my personal opinion, that you can get lumped together.
	Joe Rogan has a very specific, very successful format.
	I hope to be as Tony Randall for the end of my days.
	He's a great conversationalist.
	You learn a lot from these guests.
	You don't have to watch every show.
	Then you have Alex Jones, who for 20 years just yells things so loud that they get imprinted into the universe.
	And so eventually when it comes around, you go like, oh, what's that thing?
	Oh, yeah, I heard him for a million years pounding.
	But what happens is when you get this, and even Hotep Jesus, who had been told you about this, he popped up and he's like, oh, here we go.
	Three white men in a trailer, the most important white men on the Internet.
	You know, if Joy Reid gets a hold of this, they're going to smear everybody.
	It's not productive.
	It makes them all look like they're in some weird white man's cult by their own.
	Don't invite Curry.
	He's going to lecture us.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	And people are like, man, you should have been there.
	I was like, no.
	Yeah, it would have been cool to see you call them out.
	I said, why?
	Why would I go to this, stand in the middle of these guys who I like and say, you're full of shit!
	What is the purpose?
	What is the productivity?
	We have vaccine mandates, people losing their jobs.
	We have people dying.
	That's what you want to call them.
	You made your point.
	I'm sorry.
	I did make my point.
	Anyway, you can follow us at NoAgendaSocial.com.
	You've got to get on Mastodon, which you can just search for it.
	You'll find it is not that hard.
	And you can get accounts.
	You can set up your own server, which we recommend.
	And then follow me, Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com, John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com.
	That's where the community lives, expands, and it's just beautiful.
	With that, we want to thank the artist for episode 1399, aptly titled Noodle Mensch.
	I still like that.
	I still like that title.
	Nice Fox.
	I don't know if we've had any album artwork that has gotten in from Nice Fox, but this was...
	I don't think so.
	He or she, we don't know.
	Has done a number of pieces, but not a lot.
	And they're competitive.
	I don't think we've picked anything yet.
	But this is the first time.
	This is the first time winner.
	And this was the Looney Tunes with President Biden.
	Of course, the Looney Tunes.
	This is not a new one for Looney Tunes to be used as show art.
	No, it's one other time.
	I was going through the archives.
	It's been used one other time a couple years ago.
	And it's in a different context.
	So not the first time.
	Actually, we did debate a previous piece of work by Nice Fox, which was my head on a naked middle-aged man's torso, which was...
	It was a funny piece.
	Not a funny piece.
	It was a funny piece, except for one thing, it violates one of our rules, which I keep talking about the FAQ that's going to be eventually done.
	By show 1500, no doubt.
	We've done 1400 shows without one so far.
	Without a FAQ. And so the FAQ says no images of Dvorak or Curry because the first two or three years of the show, all the art.
	It was all us.
	Incorporated our heads.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Anyway.
	Ending with, you know, one of the great art pieces with the two of us in masks with a pig.
	Which is one of the great ones from the swine flu pandemic.
	One of the great pieces of art ever done for the show.
	That was, I think, the last time we used our images.
	Instead of the Looney Tunes, that's all, folks.
	It said, come on, folks.
	And people loved it.
	So a score for Nice Fox and a score for the show.
	We saw Cud Survivor.
	That was cute.
	We had...
	You liked...
	What did I like?
	Mike Riley's...
	Big pink monster grabbing some poor bastard and giving him the Austrian hug.
	Yes, I did like that.
	There were a number of them.
	Was that the one?
	No, that was a previous episode.
	That wasn't...
	I thought it was this one.
	No, I don't think so.
	Let me check.
	I could be wrong.
	Well, maybe not.
	Let me double check.
	Let me double check.
	There's so much 1400 art here.
	I'll have to go to page two.
	For those of you who want to know and follow along, we use noagendaartgenerator.com, which Sir Paul Couture has had running for many, many years, and we highly appreciate.
	No, that was a previous episode.
	That was for the one before.
	I don't think so, because there it is down there under the Got Woke and the Wokies.
	Oh, you're right.
	Yeah.
	Well, the Wokies was 1398.
	You sure?
	No.
	Not at all.
	Well, whatever the case, you did like that piece of the pink monster.
	Yes, I did, because I had no agenda, and it looked scary, and it was relevant.
	I don't know how scary it looked.
	And then there's somebody who has Biden's head, Roger Roundy's head, Biden's head being pumped up with a...
	Air pump.
	And I don't get the humor there or what he's getting at.
	Creepy.
	We discussed this.
	What needs to be explained is that when we publish the art as part of album art, Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	And he mentions that he forgot, you know, he added some stuff because he's not aware of all the rules.
	Of course he's not.
	Yeah, he's a new guy.
	Yeah.
	And he's also a flying artist.
	Well, this was the baseball scoreboard?
	Yeah.
	Dynamite piece.
	It was a dynamite piece.
	And the great thing about that piece, to me, was the humor that was just subtle where he's got all these different things up there and he says, never had a fight kind of a thing.
	And it's covered up by the guy's head.
	It's obfuscated by the guy's head.
	That's what actually sold me on it.
	Yeah.
	And...
	But there's other pieces.
	I mean, now we've got so many 1,400 pieces, I don't know how we're going to pick one.
	But you can be sure, the people that are doing art now, that the art's going to have to incorporate 1,400.
	Because that's what we were going to do.
	Well, what I could do is I could ask, and this is new because of Podcasting 2.0, I could ask Dreb Scott, who does our chapters, to do a compilation of them all in kind of fast succession.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, so that people can watch their podcast app and just see all of them flash by.
	That would be kind of cool.
	It's like there's already about, I don't know, there's got to be 20 of them so far.
	It's a lot of work for them, but I'm sure I'd be happy to give it a stab.
	And if you want to follow that goodness, you need a new podcast app, everybody.
	Newpodcastapps.com.
	Go and get it.
	Be part of the revolution.
	Protect podcasting and extend it for betterness.
	Yes, now we get to thank our extensive list of well-wishers for episode 1400.
	There's a warning in advance.
	This is going to be a very long segment.
	Yeah, it is.
	And it's just...
	But we will continue with show even after the segment.
	Really?
	I think we should just read names and...
	Call it a day.
	Oh, no.
	I got to leave with a joke or two.
	We still have some stuff at the end.
	Well, I have a bunch of Pisaki clips.
	Yeah.
	You know what I have?
	I got your Laura Ingraham clip.
	I have that clip.
	Oh, you do have it?
	Oh, good.
	The Laura Ingraham clip is probably the greatest clip ever.
	Well, let's just play it.
	Let's play it.
	Come on, let's play it.
	Okay, well, first of all, wait.
	Unfortunately, I was thinking of clipping it and I forgot to get a copy, which is the Abbott and Costello Who's On First?
	Gag, which is where Abbott and Costello have it, because the guy on first base is named Hu.
	Right.
	And what's on second?
	The guy's name.
	It's the guy's name.
	It's what?
	And I had written a column for PC Magazine, which I keep telling Adam.
	He was going to tell the story.
	I wrote a column at my first trip to Taiwan, and I met Stan Shi.
	And I wrote a column called Who's on First, H-U. And the whole column was a takeoff on the She's on Second.
	The whole column was a takeoff on the Abbott and Costello bit.
	And I was told by one of the executive editors that I have to be prepared for complaints because it's racist.
	Now, what year was this, do you think?
	This was about probably around 88.
	No, nobody said anything about it.
	I didn't get one comment.
	The Chinese have a good sense of humor.
	Most people thought it was hilarious.
	It was a great column.
	I'll reprint it somewhere if I can find it.
	Now, so this gang, this Abin Costello bit, I've never expected to hear it in real time by someone that is actually clueless.
	And you have to preface this clip with the fact that there's a show on Netflix called You.
	Y-O-U. And that's the name of the show.
	And this is going into its third season.
	So it's not like a new thing that just came out last week.
	Most people know that there's a show called You.
	Most people apparently, and I said it, does not include Laura Frau Ingram.
	We saw this.
	We just switched back to cable, you know, after watching some whatever streaming stuff.
	And we popped right into this.
	And the guy who's the reporter, he's kind of a show-busy type reporter anyway.
	So I was like, you know, we always switch away.
	We barely will watch anything on anything, really.
	Certainly, Frau Ingraham gets a little on your nerves.
	And this happened in front of us, and we were just howling.
	We couldn't believe it.
	Do you know?
	Are they in this bit?
	Has the Matrix shifted somehow, and this is happening to them?
	At some point, you listen to this, and you think, maybe this was a bit.
	But no, this guy was so flustered that it was definitely not a bit.
	She was an idiot.
	She got mad.
	She started to get mad.
	She couldn't, well, let's play it, and then we'll understand it.
	To the politics and all those woke storylines in so many shows today.
	You know, I was watching an episode of you where measles came up.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	When did I mention measles?
	I don't know.
	It was on you.
	What was on me?
	What are you talking about?
	The measles and the vaccine episode was on you.
	We never did a...
	We never did a measles and vaccine episode.
	Is this a joke?
	I don't even know what you're talking about.
	It was on you.
	It was on you.
	I've never had...
	Raymond, I've never had measles.
	What are you talking about?
	This is stupid.
	It was an episode of a show, Laura.
	What's it called?
	You!
	You!
	It's called You!
	I've never done a show on measles.
	I just completely give up.
	It's a show called You on Netflix.
	There's a show called Loring of a Netflix.
	What are you talking about?
	I'm moving on to Adele.
	I can't explain this to you.
	What's he talking about?
	The pop singer had an open...
	Oh man, that was so good.
	A whole minute of cable news time on that.
	It's one of the funniest things I've seen in a month.
	It's one of the funniest things ever.
	I think you do have to understand the Abbott and Costello to really appreciate it.
	Yeah, I did a copy of it.
	They did that bit probably ten different ways, and there's some very long versions of it that go on and on.
	But I'll find one of the short versions that we'll play on the show.
	It's interesting that the trolls all think it was fake.
	I disagree.
	They are idiots.
	Trolls are here.
	This was not a bit.
	If they were going to do...
	There was no payoff if it was a bit.
	If it was fake, there'd have to be a payoff.
	What's the name on third?
	Outfield, shortstop.
	There's different punchlines for that gag.
	None of the punchlines went on to talk about Adele.
	It was not fake.
	Well, let's look at our special anniversary episode executive and associate executive producers for show number 1400.
	I think I calculated if you take an average of two and a half hours and you put it all back to back, I think you'd have to listen nonstop for six months without sleeping.
	It could be longer than that.
	It could be...
	Yeah, I think it finishes in 2076.
	So that's about where it finishes.
	Yeah.
	And there he is, the man we were just talking about, Dreb Scott, Duke of the Southern California Mega Region, comes in with $1,400.01 celebrating in big baller style.
	Show number donation plus a penny for the jar, he says.
	Oh, I didn't get the jar out.
	Let me get the jar to catch that penny of yours.
	Thank you very much.
	Got it.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Dreb Scott, Duke of the Southern California Mega Region.
	Thank you so much.
	He brings time, talent, and treasure.
	Does all of the chapters and the images for us.
	And top of the list today.
	Thank you so much.
	And he insted in with a penny.
	Nice.
	Good work.
	Keith Gibson, Sir Keg of the Spring in Holly Springs, North Carolina.
	He came in with $1,400.
	I want to thank him for that.
	Congratulations, he writes.
	Congratulations on 1,400 shows.
	I've been remiss in my support of the show recently.
	The show is an incredible source of information and entertainment.
	Hillary, we came, we saw.
	Why are you roughing?
	Two to the head is a jingle request and please change my title.
	Oh, it's Baron.
	To Baron, King of the...
	Baron, Keg of Southern Wake.
	Thank you for your courage, Sir Keg of the Spring.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I'm happy to do that.
	I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed...
	Yes, we came, we saw, he died.
	Don't laugh.
	Why are you all laughing?
	I sure did.
	Shut up.
	That was a good story.
	Yeah, actually, I hadn't heard of it like that.
	I enjoyed that.
	That was pretty good.
	Thank you very much, Keith Gibson, Sir Keg of the Spring.
	Kurt Hildebrand in Austin, 1,400 show number donation, special executive producer.
	In the morning, comrades, please credit 400 of this donation to the executive producership to my smoking hot, intentional autonomous relating partner, Storm.
	Intentional autonomous relating partner.
	I would like to suggest that from now on we should refer to a mid-note credit swap as a fumble ruski rather than a switcheroo.
	Hmm.
	No, fumble ruski, no.
	I don't think so because it is a switcheroo.
	Fumble ruski is a specific football play that is done...
	No, I don't think so.
	Okay, I agree.
	Please de-douche her, though.
	That we agree with.
	You've been de-douched.
	The remaining $1,000 I will take for my knighthood and a long overdue de-douching as well.
	You've been de-douched.
	Please knight me, Sir Jolly Weirdo of the Surrealist Landscapes, and add buckwheat and bone broth to the round table.
	Yes, it is on order.
	We've got a big one today.
	Last week I was at the CVS here in Austin.
	I was startled to hear a child screaming bloody murder.
	Being the curious and helpful sort, I looked around to see if there was some emergency.
	I eventually found the source of the sound in the back of the store coming from a curtained-off area marked Vaccination Room.
	It sounded like a very young girl, and I heard crying, and I hadn't heard crying anything like that before, screaming and yelling things like, No!
	Stop!
	Let me go!
	I don't want it!
	I will tell you that I felt something unlike anything I've ever felt before.
	Sick, sad, angry, and I realized that we have to start taking action, all of us, to protect the children.
	I call upon all slaves and citizens of Gitmo Nation to stand up, speak out, and end this mass formation!
	Love is lit!
	Soon to be Sir Jolly Weirdo of the Surrealist Landscapes.
	Indeed.
	Looking forward to that.
	Stephen Fettig's next.
	Ah, my phone's ringing.
	You can hear it.
	Yes.
	What are you going to do about it?
	Why don't you read Fettig and then I will go hang up this thing.
	Just don't answer it.
	Just hang up.
	No, I'll read Fettig.
	I'll read Fettig.
	It stops ringing eventually.
	Yes, that's the beauty of it.
	Stephen Fettig, Sir Pants, Brookfield, Wisconsin, 1400 stopped already.
	In the morning, Stephen FedEx, sore pants here.
	Congratulations on 1,400 episodes.
	Please do a switcheroo.
	Speaking of the devil.
	Okay.
	And night, Adam Petre, Petre, Petre, Not Pete Ray.
	As Sir Adam Petray, he's been hit in the mouth, and this episode will likely be the first one he listens to.
	This is a new way of doing things.
	Is this a new class of producer, the Neverdouche?
	He doesn't need a de-douching as he's never listened to the show without...
	Okay.
	That makes sense.
	This is some Immaculate Conception level stuff.
	And he and I are partners in a physical and online firearms retailer, Egun Direct.
	Egun.
	I like Egun.
	Egun Direct.
	That's interesting.
	E-G-U-N, located in Brookfield, Wisconsin.
	Well, you should go be arresting people.
	Our contact info is on the website, and anyone purchasing a firearm at our physical location will get a free box of ammo.
	You get a free box of ammo by hitting us with a hearty in the morning.
	Wow.
	Well, is that a thousand rounds of AR? I mean, is that...
	I'll take that.
	That's a good deal.
	That's a good box right there.
	I'll take that.
	It's a box.
	You know what it is.
	Yeah.
	Here's your box of 22s.
	Sorry for the war and peace.
	If I had more time, it would have been shorter, which is funny.
	That's kind of a writer's joke.
	Yes.
	Now, question.
	So, he doesn't get the executive producer credit?
	Or just the...
	Yeah, the other guy gets knighted.
	Okay.
	Well, because he does say switcheroo.
	Okay, switcheroo.
	No, no.
	Okay, give the other guy...
	No, no, no.
	Fettig donates a lot.
	He gets executive producers.
	That's what I thought.
	That's what I thought.
	We do that.
	Hey, your phone stopped ringing.
	How about that?
	Yeah, it stopped ringing after four rings.
	You know, I've had it where...
	These guys.
	What's the latest calls I've been getting?
	Usually the Amazon calls is what I get the most now.
	What do you mean Amazon calls?
	I get a call.
	It starts like this.
	And it's a recording.
	And then you have to push the button to get to the person that you can cuss out.
	Or I usually say, do you know your mother?
	Do you ever tell your mother you're a criminal?
	That's one of my latest things.
	And I said this to one girl.
	She says, yes, I have.
	And I said, well, good.
	At least you're honest.
	And then I hung up.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	That's interesting.
	This is Amazon calling to confirm your purchase of the iPhone 13.
	We've noticed that it's been shipped to some address in Nevada.
	If you want to confirm this purchase, or if this has been shipped to the wrong address, hit one.
	Uh-huh.
	And so they...
	Yeah.
	You call, you hit one.
	You're supposed to say, well, I didn't...
	Otherwise, you'll be billed for, what, $1,200 or something.
	It's just that...
	These things are boring.
	That's like that.
	The thing that bothers me is they always have the same...
	You know, the little wait-on-call waiting thing where you have a squeaky voice guy going, Here, car's been very important to us.
	Please stay on the line.
	It's the same exact voice for all these different ones.
	Carnival, Cruises, all the rest.
	It sounds like Mimi.
	They play the exact same music.
	You sure that's not Mimic?
	Because that sounds like the Mimi voice.
	No, no, Mimi.
	Mimi talks like this now.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Oh, she's changed.
	Who does she identify as?
	She's identifying as someone else, apparently.
	Yeah, she's Margaret Dumont.
	Margaret Dumont.
	Who's that?
	Yeah, she's in a lot of the Groucho Marx movies.
	And she's always talking like this.
	I don't believe you're doing this to me.
	Sounds like a Sesame Street character.
	Anyway, we move on to Todd Winton from Midlington.
	It's going to take forever the way we're going.
	It's worth it.
	It's fun.
	$1,400 only comes around once every $1,400.
	Todd says, been listening for about five years.
	Have not donated.
	Please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	My Rona Insanity was buying a house in the country almost two years early with the intent of maintaining both.
	So I found the perfect place and closed on it October 2020.
	My wife, Dame Shell, came to the conclusion that she would not accept a booster and gave the green light to sell the house in town.
	We sold our house to an investment company for a nice gain, and I'm returning some value for the sanity you've helped me maintain for the past 18 months.
	I would like to be knighted as Sir Maggot of the Forest at the round table.
	I'd like chicken of the woods and moonshine.
	Jingles, get vaccinated, no.
	Oh, do we have the no?
	No.
	Yeah, it's...
	There was no way I could get every single jingle pre-prepared for this just too long.
	Anyway, screw your freedom.
	Get vaccinated.
	No, screw your freedom.
	Whoop them with the Constitution.
	I think we can handle that.
	Vaccinated.
	Screw your freedom.
	No.
	Get out there!
	Whooping, whooping, whooping!
	Whooping, whooping, whooping!
	Whooping with the Constitution!
	Down!
	And of course, the short story we should note is from Austria, which is discussed in the show earlier.
	Yes, locked down like dogs.
	I want to play...
	When they came in late, I'm going to just drop it in.
	Here's $1,300 from Susan Beals, who's going to be knighted today.
	I figured we'd bring her in.
	The note came in at 12 a.m., which is a violation.
	But she's going to be knighted today as Dame Mama Susan of the North County, San Diego, and she wants mariachi music.
	And she says, Happy $1,400.
	I wet my toes in May for the $100.
	I'm all in.
	Night me, please.
	She's on the list.
	And from there, I'll go on to Bas van Vliet.
	Bas van Vliet.
	He's in France.
	$1,000.
	He's in the Lois Valley somewhere.
	In the few years when I walk...
	By the way, we have so few French, and I'm glad to hear from the French.
	In a few years when I walk on the...
	Walk on by CO2... Walk on by the CO2-destroyed Earth as a Johnson& Johnson zombie, I want to be shot with respect...
	You can recognize me by the ring that comes with the knight status.
	Knight me zombie with the ring.
	Nice.
	I'll bring Doritos and Desperados to the round table.
	De-douche me?
	Gotcha.
	You've been de-douched.
	And when you are listening to No Agenda, you are the resistance.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Jingle requests, Screw Your Freedom, again, and Rubbleizer by Vas Van Vliet.
	Screw Your Freedom.
	India, hang out.
	Mike, stand by.
	33, 33, 33.
	Rubbleizer, out.
	Tony Cabrera.
	Oh yes, this is the No Agenda Shop, guys.
	$857.70.
	Bravo from the No Agenda Shop on making it through 1,400 shows without a fight.
	We got no fight with you.
	Since you're the only reason we exist, we'll definitely do our part to ensure that you're here for another thousand at least.
	Ha!
	No jingles, no karma to wrap this up quick.
	Thank you, guys.
	And for those who don't know or are new to the show, noagendashop.com.
	They independently create T-shirts, mugs, hats, everything with artwork from the No Agenda artists.
	They do a deal with them, make sure everyone gets paid, everyone's happy.
	And then whenever they've got some profit, they donate to the show.
	And we love it that way.
	There's no contracts, no meetings.
	And the products, I would say, in general, are outstanding.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they are.
	They do a good job.
	Cody Smith's next, 666.66.
	I got no note from him.
	I don't know if you do, but I don't.
	Did it come in on one of those, in the notes, in the scan notes?
	No, I don't think so.
	Let me just double check one thing I thought there was.
	Oh, maybe there is.
	Take a look.
	Yeah, I think there's...
	No, I do not have...
	No.
	Missing.
	Cody Smith, your MIA, brother.
	We appreciate it.
	Lou Perez comes up next for 467.33.
	Thank you, Adam and John, for the great insights and humor you bring to the show twice a week.
	You two are a great asset to humanity.
	But whatever is left of it...
	Anyways, knighthood, I want to be known as Lou Perz.
	Is it Perz?
	It says Perez there, but he wants to be known as Lou Perz.
	The last of the Jungian dreams spikoanalyst.
	Okay, good luck with that, Jungian.
	Jingles, Joe, the whole load.
	Two whoops vagina.
	Whoopie vagina.
	What am I thinking?
	No music, just a simple set out of my vagina.
	Get out of my vagina.
	Oh my God, can you see the juice?
	Round table, I would like to have chicharrones and mamawana.
	Okay.
	Yeah, get some mamawana.
	See if I can remember that.
	Love is lit.
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	Get out of my vagina.
	Get out of my vagina.
	Get out of here!
	Vagina!
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	Okay.
	Thank you very much.
	We have James Foster from Belmont, North Carolina, who asked us to please accept $4.41.06 in bona fide American cuck bucks for the completion of my knighthood.
	I would like to be known as Sir Loin Superfreak of the Catawaba River.
	At the round table, I would like some icy cold modelos and Shezwan buzz...
	Hold on.
	Modelos and Shezwan buzz buttons...
	A.K.A. Electric Daisies.
	Are you familiar with this product?
	No, but I think it's pronounced Catawba.
	Okay, Catawba, alright.
	So we don't know what Electric Daisies are.
	Show 1400 seemed like an apropos time to pop my executive producer cherry and complete my voyage to knighthood.
	To celebrate, please use the following jingles to tell the story of my long, hard journey.
	So that would be Screw Your Freedom.
	Man, that is a popular one today.
	Yes, funny.
	Drunk or not drunk is...
	Holy crap, that's an old one.
	Good to see that being resurrected.
	Then we have Trump.
	These are too many jingles for these types of shows, people, but okay.
	Trump, I'm gonna come.
	And then finally, Wild West Pimps.
	Wild West Pimp Style?
	Okay.
	I've never heard of that.
	If we agree that the background check system is worse.
	Oops, that's not the drunk or not drunk.
	I'm gonna come.
	Wild West Pimp Style.
	Okay, I'll have to find the drunk or not drunk.
	It's the wrong one.
	I could have done it.
	Drunk or not drunk.
	Good one.
	Thank you.
	Dave Fugizotto comes in.
	No note.
	Thank you for your courage in 1,400 shows.
	$420.42.
	Thank you, David.
	Yes.
	Then we have Jonas Astrum.
	Who comes in from the lovely city of Umea, Sweden?
	Is that how you pronounce it?
	I don't know any Umea.
	I have no idea.
	It comes through weird on the PayPal.
	It doesn't come through right.
	I'll keep this note short.
	There's so much love I'd like to convey to you both.
	I've been a listener since day one and still loving it.
	With this donation, I finally made it over the barony level and unless contested, I'd like to request the country of Vesterbotten, Sweden, to be my protectorate.
	I don't think we'll have a problem with that.
	I don't.
	I think that's wide open.
	Yes.
	And let's see.
	For jingles, could you please play for us?
	Gay frogs, Biden get vaccinated, and a goat karma.
	Yeah, I think we can do that.
	So that's Biden vaccinated.
	What was one of yours?
	There's so many different...
	I got it.
	I got it.
	It just takes forever.
	I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!
	Vaccinate!
	You've got...
	I can't find Viden anymore.
	It's all over the place.
	Viden, Viden, Viden.
	Viden, yes, Viden.
	Lilypatch38303.
	She writes, this 383 donation, which equals 14, 8, 19, 11.
	Yeah, it says you do it if you add all the numbers.
	Finally brings me to the round table.
	Couldn't think of a better time to receive Damehood than on this special Angel episode.
	I would like to be known as Dame of the Happy Hummers.
	Please serve up some homemade mac and cheese, red wine and sweet nectar for my tiny feathered friends at the round table.
	Thank you for your deconstruction and lifting the veil on all the mainstream media's crap.
	Perhaps send some angelic goat karma to all those who have continued to fight the good fight by not complying.
	Be strong and stay dangerous, Lily Patch.
	Now the Dame of the Happy Hummers.
	Angelic!
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Well, I should have...
	Let me just find this vaccinated.
	If you can read this, because I just need...
	Okay, sure.
	James Boylan, Mahomet, Mahomet, Mahomet.
	I can't...
	I don't know how to pronounce that.
	It's in Illinois.
	373-375-33.
	James from Illinois.
	Producers, John, Adam, please dedouche me as this is my first donation.
	That is the easy part.
	You've been dedouched.
	You've been dedouched.
	Thanks for all you do and God bless you all.
	Jingle requests.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	Two to the head.
	Three, three, three, three, three, three.
	Rebelizer out.
	I just get the biggest kick out of these random number selections because it's just like we haven't had to request for that for the Rebelizer out thing for months.
	For at least three minutes.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	India.
	Hang out.
	Mike.
	Stand by.
	33.
	Rubble eyes are out.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So I'm just going to leave all those jingles up because it seems to be everyone wants to get vaccinated.
	No.
	And screw your freedom.
	It's like it's interesting.
	Sir Crash EMT, Viscount of Holly Springs and Fouquet Variana.
	Varina.
	Fouquet Varina.
	And this is $365.60.
	I want to say thank you for the many years and episodes of entertainment and education.
	This $365.60 donation brings me to Viscount.
	I maintain my claim over the lands of Holly Springs and Fuquay, Verena.
	Make John say it.
	I think you said it properly.
	Fuquay Verena.
	Fuquay Verena.
	In the mighty state of North Carolina.
	No jingles, no karma, just congratulations.
	Here's to an ever-delayed exit strategy.
	Oh, and happy 20-month anniversary for all my Gitmo Nation slaves on our 15 days to flatten the curve strategy.
	Get ready for infection peaks, full ICUs, and more death in our winter confinement.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Yes, we shall viscount you appropriately.
	I don't think he's on the list.
	Really?
	Okay.
	As you look, I will move up to Thomas Bulmer.
	And he's in Iowa City and he gave $3.59.
	In the morning, gents, this donation secures the spot at the round table, so let's add two local Iowa City favorites to the menu.
	Cedar Ridge Whiskey and Heinz Ice Cream.
	I'm grateful every Thursday and second Thursday for these conspiracy therapy sessions, so I selfishly hope for no exit strategy.
	Here's to continuing the march to show 1,500 of the best podcasts in the universe.
	Please dub me Sir Tommy Hawk of the Heartland.
	And let's hear freedom.
	No.
	Screw your freedom.
	There it is again.
	Two to the head.
	Long list, but throw in some R2D2 karma for all.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	Well, that was a cool little list.
	All right.
	I think I have it all.
	So freedom.
	We got the screw your freedom.
	Hold on a second.
	Freedom.
	No.
	Screw your freedom.
	People have no idea how difficult this is.
	Here we go.
	You do a fine job.
	Freedom!
	No.
	Screw your freedom.
	You've got...
	Another good story.
	Karma.
	Forgot the two to the head.
	Holy crap!
	It's like I'm playing piano here on the mixing board with all these numbers.
	Yeah.
	Well, Robert Conte's up next at 33377.
	And he says, Please knight me, Sir Alberto Barbosa, of the fluoride-free waters.
	I recommend reading The Plague by Camus and Children of Men by P.D. James.
	Any other lit tips, please?
	Send to at Conti, C-O-N-T-I, on No Agenda Social.
	See you all at the Shaved Heads March in Minecraft.
	Huh.
	Does this expand?
	No, it doesn't.
	That's it.
	Alright, then we have, by the way, the shaved heads in March of Minecraft.
	Yeah, that will be a part of the new jobs of the future in the metaverse.
	Kids will be using their Minecraft skills to operate simple robotics.
	Pretty sure that's where it's headed.
	Sir Nathan Lee Miller Foster, also known as a cult fan.
	Onion Knight.
	Oh, I'm sorry, Onion Knight.
	My mistake.
	333.33.
	This, of course, is our favorite executive producer donation.
	In the morning, as I drove 6,333 miles last week...
	Wow.
	Some might say that's another sign.
	Douchebag call out.
	The bear hunter.
	Okay.
	Douchebag!
	Big D Sperling.
	Douchebag!
	I don't know if that's one or two, but he got a double.
	A shameless plug to the Noah Jenner meetup at the New Berlin Ale House in New Berlin, Wisconsin, November 21.
	That will be Sir Onion Night.
	Then we have Sir Nathan Lee Miller Foster from Boston, and as much as I like him and the occult fan is a fabulous guy, there's no way we're going to read your three-page note, nor are we going to play your 18 jingles.
	I shall read some of this because we really appreciate it.
	In the morning, Crackpot and Buzzkill, congratulations.
	Great work on the best podcast in the universe.
	Happy 1400.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Sir Nathan Lee, chaotic good night of the White Lodge, blue orchid of the Goldheart, mountaintop queen directory, elf stone and bearer of the sword, reforged in Boston, Massachusetts, contributing the trove of that once at least in a lifetime amount of 333.33 for the big episode 1400.
	So that's just his title.
	Before we go any further, let's take care of...
	Actually, his jingles aren't that complicated.
	Just vaccination, no, and Reverend L. What are you talking about?
	You're talking about Sir Hamilton Fish?
	No, I'm reading the notes from the three-page PDF. No!
	No, this is an outrage.
	Before we go any further, let's take care of the jingles in the car.
	It's a PDF. It's a scanned note.
	Didn't you get that?
	It came with my email.
	So, for jingles, would you please play a story of get out of my vagina, girl saying no, would you look at that juice, Trump-Biden jobs karma, stay safe.
	So, I'll put together a few of those if you read another paragraph or two of the...
	I don't have the note.
	Oh, well then you can't read that, can you?
	No.
	Alright, so we'll do...
	Let me see...
	I love the notes, but this is just, it's not helpful.
	It slows everything down.
	The show comes to a halt with a three-page note.
	Get out of my vagina!
	Get out of my vagina.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	You know what I'll do?
	I'll put this note in the show notes.
	Everybody can read it.
	It's really nice, and he has all this stuff, and I really appreciate it, but there's just no way.
	I'll go and do the contrasting donation.
	Noah Wattenmaker.com.
	Or a wire maker.
	33333 someplace in the USA. And his note says, good job.
	And thank you, Noah.
	That does help.
	That does help speed it up a bit.
	Then we have Josh Purcello, 33333 from Australia, I believe.
	In the morning, Uncle John, Uncle Adam, which I have to say more and more people are doing.
	I'm not sure I feel about people calling me uncle.
	Yeah, it's racist.
	No Agenda's only Aussie glacier guide in Iceland is back and donating 333 to complete my knighthood in honor of show 1400.
	If Adam could chip in the extra penny, that would be appreciated.
	Of course, we can do that because he...
	Just needed that one.
	Not too much to ask.
	I'd like my night name to be Stormshade, night champion of the frozen wastes.
	For the folks joining us at the round table, I'd like to request some Icelandic lamb shanks and schnapps.
	You got it.
	Then he has a quick report from the rock that is Iceland.
	And he says for this, what is it?
	Corona measures are back in force, gatherings, of course, gatherings restricted to 50 people, masks to be used in all indoor locations.
	Not only that, but I was kicked off my wilderness first responder recertification course due to the fact I'm not vaccinated, even though I already had the COOF. Can you believe it?
	Unfortunately, yes.
	For this all, I'd like a solid helping of Trump Jobs Karma, in addition to your biggest serving of relationship karma, as I'm going through a really rocky period with my lady friend.
	Yes, we're going to do some TPP for you, for the jobs, and probably a goat for the lady friend.
	I'd also like a quick plug for the website I'm helping, called TheCovidWorld, at TheCovidWorld.com, starred by a Dutch guy a few months ago.
	Its popularity has skyrocketed as an incredible source of counter-narrative information.
	Still running my YouTube channel, Vivid Iceland, which is well worth looking at.
	Just wanted to extend my appreciation once more.
	Thank you, too, for everything you've done over the last two years in helping us keep our amygdalas in check.
	Jobs.
	Jobs ITM y'all.
	My smoking hot wife, Kay Baby, hit me in the mouth in just March of this year.
	Hey, Kay Baby.
	So our first donation of 333.33 PayPal is in her and our two human resources honor.
	D-douche, please.
	You've been de-douched.
	Ironically, 333.33 was the exact child tax credit amount we received from Sleepy Joe and his cronies.
	Please call out my brother-in-law Jason for being a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	And he would like a Biden whisper get vaccinated and a no.
	And plus a love is lit mofos is what he finishes with.
	T-top.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	No.
	It's a very popular combo.
	Anonymous, from Ormond Beach, Florida, 3333.
	Keep me anonymous, please.
	Done.
	Congrats on the 14th on the show.
	Please play Arnold Screw Your Freedoms.
	This is incredible.
	Have you ever seen...
	This many similar jingles?
	No.
	I don't think so either.
	No, this is a classic example of random number.
	Followed by the in-the-butt.
	Do we have an in-the-butt?
	Yes, we do have an in-the-butt ISO. Okay.
	And some book-selling karma for my magnum opus on Skip Logic.
	Cheers from Ormond Beach, Florida.
	Skip Logic.
	Here we go.
	Screw your freedom.
	Get him right in the butt.
	That's okay.
	Use your karma.
	You've got karma.
	You know, you'd think that, for example, the memorable jingles, and all of a sudden, out of the blue, they picked this one, the Schwarzenegger one.
	You'd think that all of a sudden, they'd all come in with Goodbye Left Nut, which I think is one of the funniest jingles.
	Well, but people are not worrying about their nuts.
	They're worrying about their vaccinations.
	I don't know.
	I'd be worried.
	Well, Wesley Olson's worried about something.
	33333 is in Seattle.
	I'd be worried if I lived there.
	ITM, John and Adam, with this donation to the best podcast in the universe, I've achieved knighthood and would henceforth like to be known as Sir Wes of the West Side.
	I would like to ask for Wild Turkey 101 and Prime Rib at the round table.
	Thank you for your courage.
	We got it for you.
	Thank you.
	Jack Bot.
	Jack Bot.
	That's a good name.
	Jack Bot from New South Wales.
	If vaccinated, now a free man.
	Um...
	I've been listening since around show number 20.
	Since my last donation for show 900, here's what happened.
	I lost my startup company, all my money, and so-called friends.
	This led me to...
	Just listen to this note...
	This led me to experiencing homelessness for the third time in my life.
	I just got back on my feet in early 2020, and the Rona canceled all the progress I'd made.
	I had to sell my motorbike, which really sucked.
	I'm back to having no job, and due to being an abstainer, no jab.
	Oh, due to being an abstainer, no jab.
	It's unlikely I'll be able to get one in Australia.
	If there's anyone in the No Agenda community that could point me towards some information that could get me a job in the U.S. so I can escape Australia, I would be very appreciative.
	My No Agenda social name will be my night name, Sir Absentia, although he spells it A-B-S-E-N-T-E-A. Having the show has been the one positive constant in my life.
	I'm very grateful to you and John for helping me stay sane, and I'm grateful to the community for helping me not feel alone.
	I request Sir Abstentia as my night name, and I call shenanigans on the whole Australian dollar amount being counted towards knighthood.
	If that was a thing when I donated last, I would have been a knight back in 2017.
	I want this donation to be counted as US dollars 333 and not the Australian dollar amount.
	Well, that's kind of a courtesy we've just always provided to everybody.
	But I don't want to argue that.
	Holy crap, man.
	Eventually people, you know, do what Jack did.
	Now, is he Australian?
	Is he Australian?
	That's what I'm questioning.
	Because he says he wants to get to...
	I don't know if he's in Australia and wants to come to you.
	He wants to leave Australia.
	I don't know.
	Well, he probably can't just come to the U.S. from Australia anymore.
	Um...
	I would suggest flying to Mexico and walking across the border.
	Oh yeah, you walk right in.
	And bring your kid if you have one.
	Oh, you don't have a kid.
	If you have a kid, bring your kid because you can get some extra money.
	Or have a kid along the way.
	Yeah, find one.
	Just buy one.
	Hey man, we're going to give you a big-ass goat karma for that.
	We sure hope something happens for you.
	You've got karma.
	Kudos to Ryan Marsh coming in at 333.33 with the following note.
	Cheers!
	Keep up the good work.
	Thank you, Ryan.
	Very nice.
	We have James Fukumoto, 333.
	Mr.
	Karin Dvorak, I want to thank you for your courage.
	Congratulate you on show 1400.
	Here's to you both and to all producers.
	Some of that sweet, sweet pagan goat karma and handle karma.
	Oh, jeez.
	Let's handle karma.
	I don't know.
	He has people sending their own jingles.
	Don't do it on show 1400.
	Do it any other time.
	Seriously, why don't you finish that note and see if I can find it from his download link.
	On Fukumoto?
	Yeah, Fukumoto.
	Included a link below for the jingles.
	He's got that.
	On show 1393, he said a jingle something in.
	With this donation, I am hoping to make A call out to any and all no-agenda producers in need of audio engineering services.
	Okay.
	And, uh...
	That's...
	Yes?
	I'm stuck in this cell.
	It won't move.
	Over on the cell.
	Let me see if I can get to the cell.
	Uh...
	Some of that sweet sweet pagan goat karma.
	Yes, include a link below for the jingle.
	Okay, he just wants us to play the jingle.
	Okay, we can do that.
	I found it.
	You've got...
	Alleluia!
	Karma.
	I think it's religious exemption karma.
	Oh yeah, because you have to use the pagan jingle for the issue there.
	Well...
	That was Fugumoto.
	Is it William Robb next?
	No, I have Jeff Incognito from parts of the Lowcountry, South Carolina, 33333.
	Request de-douching that covers three events of douchebaggery.
	One, first-time donor.
	Two, I usually run one to two shows behind because of my Apple iTunes lag.
	Sorry, Adam, haven't upgraded to podcasting 2.0 yet.
	Don't apologize to anybody.
	No, you don't.
	Just go to newpodcastapps.com.
	Just try it out.
	On the drive home in the afternoons, I find myself switching over from N.A. to Shapiro's radio show to hear what he's bitching about today.
	Yeah, you definitely need a de-douching and you should wash your hands.
	You've been de-douched.
	Shapiro's still on the air?
	Oh yeah, he's doing really well.
	Oh, yeah.
	Lastly, I request resist the mandate goat for all of us that are in the Vax or Be Discipline final countdown next week.
	Brandon's illegal, immoral, unconstitutional, unethical mandate has taken its toll on us physically, mentally, and emotionally.
	Hope to see you all on the other side.
	Thank you, John, Adam, and Gitmonish for keeping me sane through these troubling times.
	And that is Jeff Incognito.
	And so we'll give you some karma.
	Yeah.
	You've got karma.
	Okay, here's William Robb, 33333.
	Congrats.
	With this donation, I'm hoping to make a call out to any and all No Agenda producers in need of audio engineering.
	No, I see it jumped in.
	Yes.
	Now, I believe this audio engineering is for concerts, I think.
	Audio engineering services, and point them to my good friend Alex, looking at you podcasters and musicians.
	Hey, Weezer guy, once the sound is in the can, Alex is your guy to do all the fancy stuff to make it nice and polished.
	No, he's a post guy.
	Okay, got it, got it, got it.
	I met Alex when I bid to repair some siding issues on his house and stood in the driveway for at least an hour afterwards talking about all the craziness since the beginning of COVID to the present.
	I knew I had to hit him in the mouth.
	Please reach out to Alex directly and he's got his email here.
	AlexKGTR at live.com.
	Can you put his email in the show notes?
	Dealer's Choice Jingles.
	Oy!
	I got 99 glitches.
	Glitch.
	Glitch.
	It's just a glitch.
	And put a ghosty on there, will ya?
	You've got karma.
	Then we have Chris Kimmich from Saxe, Texas, 33333, and says, First of all, thank you for your courage for creating the best podcast in the universe.
	My brother John hit me in the mouth in December of 2019.
	I've been enjoying the media deconstruction immensely ever since.
	Well, that's good to hear.
	This show helped keep my amygdala in check throughout the plandemic and thus far into the three-ring circus of Build Back Better.
	This latest executive producer credit today qualifies me for a seat at the roundtable.
	Accounting is below.
	I would like to be knighted.
	Sir Chris, protector of psychotic sausage dogs.
	At the roundtable, I request medium-rare prime rib and old peculae?
	Pecule?
	Old Peculiar.
	Well, that's not how you spell peculiar.
	Well, Old Peculiar is what he wants.
	Old Peculiar.
	All right.
	I'm not familiar.
	Is that a whiskey-type drink?
	Yeah, it's a whiskey.
	By the way, Saxi is pronounced Saxi.
	Nailed it.
	For Jingles, please grant me an F cancer for my father, a TPP jobs for my brother John, and any other producers out there who may need it.
	Lastly, the strongest health karma possible here for my father.
	Thank you all for what you do.
	Yes, we'd be very happy to do that for you.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	He's got Harmi Couldn't be much.
	Couldn't be much.
	And there's John Kimmich.
	Actually, it's a switcheroo for him, also from Saxxy, 33333.
	And the note says this is a switcheroo for John.
	Please credit this to him.
	De-douche him.
	A note from him will follow at a later date.
	You've been de-douched.
	And Sir Goon Lee North from Kansas City, 33333.
	Thank you for 1,400 amazing episodes, and here is to the next 1,400.
	Congratulations.
	I do have one request.
	Jobs, karma, and lots of it.
	Well, that would mean a TPP if you need the max.
	If anyone's looking for a project manager or strategic planner, this retired Army Lieutenant Colonel is available at ArmyNorth at gmail.com.
	ArmyNorth at gmail.com.
	And we thank you for your support.
	And, of course, we want to give you some Jobs Karma.
	All we got.
	Jobs.
	Next we have Hamilton Fish with a long note, which I'm going to read parts of.
	Dearest Pot Crack and Kill Buzz.
	you I am most proud to be an executive producer of this prime number, episode 1399.
	This is for the last show.
	It came in late.
	And we didn't know it was a prime number.
	It would be useful.
	Nobody tells us anything.
	The last prime of the 1300s, in fact, is 1399.
	I need a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	I found no agenda from JCD's many guest spots on some technology show that shall remain nameless.
	Goes on and says, this donation brings me to Knighthood.
	He's got the accounting and he wants to be Sir Hamilton Fish.
	I believe that's what I think he's on the list.
	But it's also supposed to be on the birthday list.
	A donation suggestion for the producers out there.
	Pick any amount that has meaning to you.
	Mine is 69.61, which corresponds to my birthday.
	6-9-1961.
	Well, that's not a birthday call.
	When is his birthday?
	6-9 is...
	Long past.
	He just pointed it out.
	Oh, okay.
	So there's nothing to it.
	Then he says, and he's got some other instructions about reading this upside down and backwards, he would like some Jingles vaccination followed by, guess what?
	No.
	Yes, and a Reverend Al Medley as he always makes my day in the morning to be Hamilton fishing.
	Yeah, he also does say here at the top here, jobs karma, so I will squeeze that in for you.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	The GOP infighting is escalating.
	Political says Democrats are outright jitty.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You got karma.
	All right, then we have Thomas Sullivan Jr., 33314, from Nashua.
	New Hampshire.
	New Hampshire.
	Thank you for your courage.
	And for 1,400 episodes, this donation brings me to knighthood.
	Could I please have the title of Sir Thomas with filet mignon and pulled pork at the round table?
	Wow, that's turf and turf.
	That seems like a bit much.
	That's aggressive.
	You're going to be filled.
	Yeah, it's aggressive.
	Yeah, to say the least.
	Kind of dig it, though.
	Yes, consider it done, sir.
	Oh.
	Yeah, you're up.
	You're up.
	Alwin Buskins in Alkmaar.
	Alkmaar.
	Alkmaar.
	Alwin Buskins in Alkmaar.
	33314.
	And he's in Holland.
	Hi, Adam and John.
	Congratulations on this milestone of 1400 shows.
	You are the true godfathers of podcasting.
	I'll be grouped in there.
	I don't care.
	Consider this a birthday donation.
	This is a little rock called Earth.
	Finishes my 43rd trip around the sun tomorrow.
	Hence, I'll be 43 on Friday the 19th.
	Please put me on the birthday list.
	You're on.
	You're on.
	As a proud member of the lovely Dutch NA community, resist we much to the current authoritarian Dutch vaccine regime.
	Next Sunday, we will not obey.
	Yeah!
	And we'll have a rebelizing no agenda party.
	I kindly request following jingles, new shit has come to light, biscuit for my birthday, and little girl yay.
	Could you please finish it with an R2D2 karma for myself, for my parents, and all the listeners who need it to bless us with health, relations, and jobs because we all need it very much these days.
	Ah, let love be lit, Alvin.
	I've got information, man.
	New shit has come to light.
	They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
	A biscuit for my birthday.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Matt Chase is in Encino, California, and since 333, been listening to Adam's guest spot on JRE. Happy to be an executive producer of the best podcast in the universe.
	Thank you for keeping us informed.
	I'd like a Biden get the vaccine.
	A Fauci wheeze.
	Oh, there's a, there we have a variation.
	A wheeze and then a no.
	So, okay, I think we can do those.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	Nice.
	Thank you.
	I have to say that no has become quite popular.
	It has.
	It's one of yours, too.
	Sir Christian of Phoenix in Phoenix.
	Phoenix, Arizona, that is.
	This donation is from Sir Christian of Phoenix.
	I'm making this donation for the sole purpose of asking for health karma from my stepfather, Paul Peach.
	Complications with his cancer have landed him in the ICU and the whole family is desperate to get him out of there.
	So he can beat the cancer for good.
	Well, not my biological father.
	Paul has been more of a father to me than I could have ever hoped for.
	He taught me to be a better person in every way, both through his deeds and his words.
	There isn't a day that goes by with my own children where I don't ask myself, how would Paul handle this?
	I humbly ask for all Noah's generation to send their positive karma Paul's way.
	The world...
	Bless you.
	Sorry.
	Bless you.
	One more.
	One more.
	Bless you.
	Yeah, I think.
	You got the koof, man.
	You got the koof.
	Take a test.
	I got the koof.
	You got the koof.
	The world's a better place with him in it, and we want to keep him here for a little while longer with tremendous gratitude, Sir Christian of Phoenix.
	All right, we send out the big F cancer.
	You've got...
	Harla.
	We say thank you, Sir Addison, CEO of Shitposts from Chesterfield, Missouri, 333, who says, in the morning, it's been too long since I donated.
	You keep my amygdala small, don't ever quit.
	Producers save 33% on ebulls.com, e-a-b-l-e-s.com, CBD with code, no agenda.
	Could I get a Sharpton dealer's choice and a jobs karma for cannabis revenue?
	Sir Addison, CEO of Shitposts, actually had a I thought I had a new Sharpton thing.
	I had a new Quickie Sharpton for you.
	You just played it earlier in the show.
	No, this is a new new one.
	It's an even newer one.
	One that if the United States does not protect our elections now, then national security will be at stake.
	They are both urging Congress to prioritize protecting election integrity.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Now tell me what that word is that Sharpton used.
	Prioritize.
	But what did he really say?
	Prioritize.
	To prioritize protecting election integrity.
	Prioritize.
	Circuit board.
	333.
	Topps.
	All the donations, at least most of them.
	With this short note, happy 1400 episodes, Adam and John.
	Here's to 1400 more goat karma for all.
	Sir Kit.
	You've got karma.
	Then we have James Turner from Louisville, Kentucky.
	In a morning, gentlemen.
	Been a while since my last donation.
	Episode 1250.
	After listening to Noah Jenner since Adam's first JRE appearance, please de-douche me.
	It's deemed necessary.
	You've been de-douched.
	In the interim, I spent a year in Jerusalem working for the government, mostly in lockdown, and trying to reconcile what I was seeing on the streets there with what I read in the news and heard on the television, except for on no agenda.
	Needless to say, I am over this virus.
	I really appreciate all that you two and all the producers out there do to keep us informed of what's really going on with M5M dissection and boots on the ground reports.
	I tossed a coin between an executive producer donation on the 14th anniversary show and episode 14, the latter one.
	Keep up the great work.
	Could I get a little girl Sleepy Joe?
	Yeah, we got a Sleepy Joe for you.
	That's Ileana, by the way.
	Sleepy Joe.
	And a stereo goat karma for all of us.
	Love is lit.
	Jim Turner, Louisville, Kentucky.
	Keep it go.
	Keep it go.
	You've got.
	Here's a topper, Sir Vince Barron of Floribama, 333.
	And his note says celebrating renewal and growth for 2022.
	Sir Vince Barron of Floribama, thank you.
	Oh, so beautiful.
	Ray Grill, 333, in the morning, mofos.
	Graz on 14 years of dedouching and karma for us all.
	You've been deduced.
	Keeping it short, buzzkill, longer note, once in a night.
	Is there a cerebellum?
	Cerebellum.
	Yeah, but he says cerebellum, so it's cerebellum.
	Oh, yeah, well, he's just, yeah.
	I do not believe so.
	I do not believe so.
	And besides that, night names can be duplicated.
	Yes.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Truly the best podcast in the universe.
	Stay safe.
	And here's the karma.
	Thank you very much, Ray.
	You've got karma.
	Giuseppe Conti.
	300.
	And he's part of Canada.
	Nice note.
	Congrats on show 1400.
	Thanks for many years of media deconstruction.
	End.
	That's it?
	Yes.
	I love that.
	Okay, hold on.
	We come back.
	We have...
	Oh, Baron Gordon Walton.
	Gordon is always there, man.
	$300.
	Baron Gordon Walton donating to complete my daughter Catherine's damehood.
	We know how you did that.
	He's been doing this for a year to make sure she could be damed on show 1400.
	A true great producer from Texas.
	She'll want smoothies and sushi at the round table.
	Okay, not having lunch with her.
	That's not a good combo.
	Smoothies and sushi?
	You take the sushi and then you dip it in the smoothie.
	Vanilla banana smoothie with sushi and a little bit of wasabi!
	Thank you, Baron Gordon.
	You've been a big, big supporter of the show for a long time.
	It's very much appreciated.
	Sir Jamo, Black Knight of North Central Idaho in Lewiston, Idaho.
	280, first associate executive producer.
	Hey guys!
	Hey!
	Here's my double 1400 dimes donation to congratulate you on 1400 episodes halfway to 2800.
	Thank you for the sanity, keeping my...
	Yes, it's something to think about.
	Sure, sure.
	Thank you for keeping my sanity and my amygdalas in a shrunken state.
	I started listening to the show last December after I was hit in the mouth by someone I chatted with on a dating app.
	Oh, I like this.
	This is a good development.
	It's probably scoping you out to see if you were worthy.
	See if you're a winner or a loser.
	Yeah.
	As a dude named Ben named Jay, I enjoyed John's visits on Twit, that netcasting network.
	And he says it's gone downhill since John's exit.
	Anyways, I'd like to relinquish or request the de-douching for Kelly and Wiley.
	You've been de-douched.
	I think it's Kelly and Willie, so I'll do the...
	Kelly and Wiley Willie.
	As for Aaron...
	Hold on.
	You've been de-douched.
	Yeah, Willie.
	As for Aaron, he definitely needs to be called out as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	For jingles, I'd like an F cancer, get vaccinated, no.
	And a little R2D2 karma for my family as we may mourn the loss of a loved one.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Sir J-Mo Black Knight of the North Central Idaho.
	Get vaccinated.
	No.
	Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
	Stop it!
	Stop it! Stop it!
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Janet, all are good.
	It's all good with Janet.
	She's never heard that one before, I'm sure.
	Yeah, never happened.
	This is an associate executive producership.
	She's from Athens, Georgia.
	$280.
	Congratulations on 1,400 episodes of the best podcast in the universe.
	Half goes to de-douche my husband, Jeff.
	You've been de-douched.
	That's so sweet.
	And half to keep me on the road to damehood.
	John, I was waiting on the newsletter today.
	What happened?
	I guess she didn't receive it.
	She didn't look at your spam box.
	It goes out every Wednesday and it goes out every Saturday without miss.
	I haven't missed for the last ever.
	And it was a great newsletter.
	I love the art, all the old album art that you pulled up.
	It was good.
	It was just totally good.
	Yes, it was good.
	It was a good newsletter.
	It was totally good.
	It's better than good.
	It's totally good.
	It's totally better than good.
	Much better than good.
	Paul Tompkins is in Westfield, New Jersey.
	Sends support in the amount of 255.14.
	Hi, guys.
	Hi, guys.
	I was hitting a friend in the mouth the other day when I was forced to admit that I had never donated.
	Uh-oh.
	With show 1400 falling on my 55th birthday, it seemed like the perfect opportunity.
	Please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	And he requests a biscuit on his birthday.
	Of course we got that.
	They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
	And some goat karma for all.
	Anyways, thanks for all you do and congratulations on 1400 episodes.
	May you never find an exit strategy.
	Paul Tompkins, Westfield, New Jersey.
	Thank you very much, Paul.
	You've got karma.
	Christopher Wyrick, perhaps, $250 in Barnegat Light, New Jersey.
	I've got no note or anything from him, but I thank you for the $250.
	Thomas Hughes, I don't have the note.
	You probably do.
	I do.
	$250 from Fairfield, California, which is right up the street from me.
	And we've got a note.
	Yeah, let me just see.
	What page does it say this note is on?
	Page one.
	Page one.
	Dearest Adam and John, my boyfriend introduced no agenda to myself and son.
	An Iraqi vet.
	And we are deeply appreciative for your brave work in exposing so much misinformation and ill intent globally.
	This is a curse of handwriting.
	It's quite nice, actually.
	This is our last contribution.
	Nothing like your wife's.
	Tina, there's nothing quite like Tina's handwriting.
	I'll agree.
	This is our last contribution, so please...
	Our first contribution, I'm sorry.
	So please dedouche us.
	Well, of course.
	You've been dedouched.
	And that's all I got.
	I think that's it.
	Who gets credit for this donation?
	Because it says Tom, but it's really Mary.
	Well, it's Mary, Tom, and Patrick.
	So I'm just going to put Mary, Tom, and Patrick in there.
	Yeah, I think that's better.
	Yeah.
	Matthew Leroy, capital L, small E, $234.56 from Laharp, Kansas, capital L, small A. In the morning, gents, jingle requests so Adam can prepare things.
	Full Reverend L. Roll with respect, Noodle Boy and Jobs Karma.
	Happy belated 14th anniversary and congratulations on your 1400th episode.
	My wife Liz and I have been listening for several years now and would like to thank you for your exceptional media deconstruction.
	We got some house buying karma and selling karma earlier this year and it worked great!
	We moved out of the country on the exact same day Adam moved.
	Anyways, we have decided not to accept a poisonous jab into our lives, and with the possibility of an unconstitutional mandate taking effect, as you know now it hasn't, We would like to humbly ask for some jobs karma.
	I recently got a promotion and I'm happy with my career.
	I do not want to start over.
	Thank you for your courage, Matt Leroy, middle of nowhere, Kansas.
	You got it.
	He's getting lunch at Chipotle.
	The Tortoise in the race.
	Kim Kardashian, Siganoi Weaver.
	Rush R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	They're all jitty. R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	There's no real conflict.
	Resist.
	We must.
	We must.
	And we will much.
	About.
	Set.
	Be committed.
	I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
	I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got a farm left.
	Dame Jennifer Rank, Knight of the Iguana, 2-14-33, parts unknown.
	Congrats on 14 years requesting some homeschool and ham radio karma, if time allows.
	Well, of course, we have ham radio karma and homeschooling karma for you.
	You've got karma.
	Steve Clutter.
	Clutter, like my office.
	214.
	He's in Medina, Ohio, and he has an ITM friend hit me in the mouth earlier last year, but has not donated himself.
	Please call out Ed Nowlin as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	Thank you for the deconstructing you do.
	Jingles, don't eat me, Joe Biden, and some goat karma.
	Short enough, John?
	Answer?
	People died and you're scary!
	So scary!
	You've got...
	Karma.
	So Jonathan of the Double Bladed Paddle 20202, that's ducks and balls.
	1,400, yay!
	John, thanks for continually killing buzzes.
	Not a joke, man.
	Adam, thank you for your courage.
	Texas Slim with Adam Curry blew my mind.
	Check out Masanobu.
	Fukuoka, holy crapalona, can you read this?
	Masanobu, Fukuoka, Sepp Holzer, Sandor Katz. Fuoka, Sepp Holzer, Sandor Katz.
	No jingles, no karma, 70%.
	73s.
	K-E-0-I-H-T. Sir Jonathan.
	Double-bladed paddle.
	Yes.
	73s.
	Kilo 5.
	Alpha.
	Charlie.
	Charlie.
	Indeed.
	Hold on one second.
	Yes.
	Then we have...
	I got it here.
	Bradley...
	Shell Nuts from Mountain View, California, 201-43.
	Good to see the Googlers in.
	In the morning, congratulations on 1,400 shows.
	This donation brings me to knighthood.
	I've been listening since 2014, episode 658.
	It's a glitch!
	Thank you for all the excellent deconstruction over the years and glad to finally be joining that illustrious roundtable.
	Here's to 1,400 more.
	If possible, I'd like Monkey 47 gin and shrimp tacos at the roundtable.
	Excellent request.
	And made it so.
	Absolutely.
	Any karma?
	Anything?
	I'm just going to give you a karma.
	Why not?
	You've got karma.
	Jennifer Winter comes in with $214 from Wisconsin Lancaster.
	Wisconsin, no note from her.
	If she has something, I'm sure she'll get a hold of us.
	Okay.
	Also, the Phoenix meetup came in with $200.
	Attached is a humble donation of $200 from the We're Not Gonna Take It meetup in Phoenix on Saturday, November 13th.
	The meetup was well attended by people from all over Arizona, including several new faces that are always fun to watch as they realize they can truly speak freely, don't have to whisper, and are in a small amygdala zone.
	Appreciate all you do.
	Cat Herder J and the Noah's Agenda Zony crew.
	A special jingle request.
	Oh, I don't know about any special jingle request, but I... Oh, wait.
	Yes, I do have it.
	Here it is.
	Let me see.
	We do have it.
	It's not really a jingle, but okay.
	We'll let you slide.
	We must and we will much about that be committed.
	Adam and John, you are not douchebags.
	Yeah, that's from their meet-up report.
	That was the jingle.
	And the meet-up report is coming.
	That's on its way.
	And then we have our last associate executive producer, I believe, which is Lillian Sooner, $200, and says, thank you for all your hard work.
	That's it.
	That's a beautiful note?
	We're going to also bump up Sir Cal.
	Yeah, why did Sir Cal do that?
	Why would he do that?
	Because he wants you to put in too many panties.
	We haven't got that many.
	But okay, 1400, you're the best Sir Cal Lavender Blossoms guy.
	Was it Lavender Blossoms?
	What's his name?
	Lavenderblossoms.org.
	There you go.
	That's our group of...
	He didn't actually ask for that, did he?
	He didn't actually ask for panties.
	No, he didn't.
	No.
	But I'm assuming he would like to see...
	No, I'm assuming that Cal is actually the opposite.
	Cal is somewhere...
	73 pennies?
	He just said, I just want to support the show.
	I don't need the credit.
	That's what Cal...
	That's how Cal is, man.
	Yeah, well, he's getting credit.
	He's getting credit anyway.
	That's how we are.
	That's how we roll.
	Yes.
	Nice try.
	Well, thank you, producers of Gitmo Nation.
	Thank you very much, not just for today, but for 1,400 episodes.
	Well, forget the first five or so.
	You didn't do anything for us then.
	But not just the treasure, but the time and the talent put in by a relatively small percentage of the entire Gitmo Nation.
	I'd say it's four or five percent of people who support.
	But that support is incredibly appreciated.
	A lot more to come.
	At least we have to get at least through another election, midterm election.
	Don't get too excited.
	So we continue to do this for as long as we can stand each other.
	And with his support from all of you who are out there in Noah Jenner Nation, thank you very much.
	And if you'd like to support us for the next show, we do have a few more names to read, but we have a couple things to do before that.
	Just go to...
	And again, thank you for putting it together.
	Episode 1400!
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Order!
	Order!
	Shut up, slave!
	Shut up, slave!
	Now, since this is a special episode...
	Oh, I'm looking at the clock on the wall.
	You know, we have to end the show.
	No.
	Since this is a special episode, we have a whole other donation segment to go with meetups and everything.
	So I don't know where you're going, but I'm not going anywhere.
	If you want, you can leave.
	I can finish up.
	Okay.
	Since this is a special episode and we don't like to toot our own horn, when someone else does it, I'd like to share that because I thought this was very funny.
	Do you remember Alison Morrow?
	She's the former news reporter who left mainstream and started her own podcast.
	Yes, I do, actually.
	So, the one thing I'm very proud of about the show is the sound, the sound engineering.
	Which you'll never get an award for.
	No, that would be no good.
	What Alison Morrow did for me here is better than any award.
	Listen...
	I'll tell you this.
	I had Adam Curry on.
	He's actually called the Podfather.
	And a long time, right?
	He was MTV VJ and he's been doing podcasting for so long that his audio is...
	It sounds like...
	The voice of God.
	I'm not kidding you.
	When you listen to it, it is so...
	It's just like you just...
	It sounds like...
	You know how they always say it?
	It's like butter.
	It just cuts like butter.
	He sounds like this gooey, buttery drip from heaven, man.
	I'm telling you.
	And I'm like, how do I get that sound?
	Part of it is being born with a voice.
	Okay.
	I disagree with that.
	Thank you, Allison.
	Gooey, buttery, godly goodness.
	I always thought you was gooey.
	Now, the thing is, that guy who comes in with his little jealous comment, well, you have to have the big booming voice, that's what does it.
	The sound, the machinations you do to get the sound the way it is, because it sounds like the good sounds you get, On old-fashioned AM radio.
	Before FM came along and they could really do whatever they wanted with the sound, AM was a horrible little bandwidth.
	It was very difficult to make things sound good and all the old pros learned how to do it.
	So AM sounded good and that's all you're doing.
	You're using techniques that are available to anybody.
	You're not doing anything that can't be done by anyone who knows what they're doing.
	But nobody bothers.
	Well, if they go to podfathergear.com, you can get all my settings.
	You can download them.
	I give them away.
	No one ever does that, but okay.
	This is a fact.
	Oh, okay.
	Meanwhile, you get podcasts that sound kind of like this.
	So, Bill, what do you think about tomorrow?
	Hey, can you ever think to download Curry's settings or do you want to just sound like you're in a bucket all the time?
	I like the bucket sound.
	It's great.
	That's pretty much it.
	Wow, man.
	That's great doing this podcast.
	Actually, it's 40 years of practice, is what it is.
	That's how you get it.
	I sounded like a girl.
	I wasn't born...
	I was born like that!
	One other person...
	Well, there's many people we need to thank, but the Jeff Smith, who has done jingles and imaging and stuff for the show, again, I think, since inception almost...
	Who really doesn't get the props he deserves.
	He creates these fantastic songs.
	It even goes back to, oh my goodness, See Something, Say Something.
	All these perfect jingles that would work so well for the government if only they hired the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group.
	People would be into it.
	They would remember these things.
	It would be much better than what they do.
	And so, believe it or not, we have an entire package with long, different versions.
	We have a whole Build Back Better package ready for these jamokes.
	What do they do?
	No.
	No, no, no.
	They go with the traditional jingle douches.
	We've got infrastructure.
	Fast in the house.
	Time for build back better.
	That's what I'm about.
	So, Mr. President, man, pick your house.
	Democrats, let's do this.
	Let's do this.
	I'm a fellow with critical and historic investments in child care, health care, climate care, immigration, and more.
	And it's all paid for.
	So come on, let's do this.
	You've been past me.
	Seriously?
	Now compare that to the expertise of the Jeff Smith.
	For a better life beyond your freedom, build back better for someone else.
	And I swear to God, you could put that in government, and people would love it.
	The someone else thing might not work, but I guess you can clip that off.
	For someone else.
	No!
	No, I disagree.
	People will love that.
	They're so hypnotized.
	It's just like, the proof is clear, 50%.
	No, people will be like, yeah, I want to build back...
	Someone else?
	Yes!
	Take my money.
	Yes.
	Here's my money.
	Take my money.
	You don't understand where we're at.
	I want to also make sure that we thank Void Zero because if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be in any kind of shape whatsoever.
	Yes.
	And he needs to be called out.
	Well, there's so many people that need to be called out, which we really don't have time for.
	But as we go along, we'll think of them.
	I do have a few things just to...
	I have a bunch of short Pisaki clips that I wanted to get out of the way because they're pretty weird.
	Okay.
	I think that she came out and revealed herself to be either a reptilian or some sort of reptilian herbivore, perhaps.
	I'm not sure.
	Well, she had the koof, so she's recovering from that.
	I don't know.
	She probably had her ship-safting mechanism probably wasn't working right.
	Mm-hmm.
	But let's look at shape-shifting, sorry.
	So let's listen to this.
	This was actually played.
	One of the producers picked this up and put it in the end of show mix.
	But I wanted to talk about it for a second.
	Listen to Pisaki and the spinach clip.
	Pisaki and the spinach clip?
	Also on Monday, very busy day.
	Have your coffee and spinach or whatever you like for breakfast.
	What?!
	Okay, where did it come from?
	What was she thinking?
	It came from her first press conference back...
	No, I know, but why is she saying this?
	What's the reference?
	Just random?
	Yes, she was talking about the schedule coming up, and she's just casually talking, and she says, make sure to have your coffee and spinach, and then she caught herself, because nobody eats spinach for breakfast except a lizard...
	So she caught herself and she stumbled over it and said whatever you eat.
	Play it one more time.
	That is whatever you eat.
	Oh, yes.
	Also on Monday, very busy day, have your coffee and spinach or whatever you like for breakfast.
	Do lizards like spinach for breakfast?
	I know turtles do.
	Oh, well, it's the same family as far as I'm concerned.
	Okay, one for psaki lizard.
	Let's continue.
	What else do you have?
	Here she is.
	Now, this is interesting.
	She's going on and on about Build Back Better.
	I got two clips.
	And this is her talking about, the second clip is even more astonishing, but this is the Build Back Better, and this is the weird clip.
	I will note that the vast majority of outside economists agree that this is not a bill that will add to inflationary pressure, and in fact, over the longer term, it will ease I would note just a couple of people who at times haven't always been positive about our proposals.
	Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers said about Build Back Better, I don't think that's an inflation problem.
	He said if he was in Congress, he would vote for it.
	Moody's analytics chief economist Mark Zandy, I don't think the Build Back Better agenda will be inflationary.
	I think it's designed to lift long-term economic growth by improving productivity.
	That's public infrastructure, roads, bridges, broadband.
	That will make us more productive.
	Wow.
	Now, what does she say there at the end?
	She said infrastructure, roads, bridges, and broadband.
	Isn't that in the infrastructure bill?
	Yeah, that was the first one.
	That's not the second one.
	But she puts it in this bill.
	Well, she's a lizard.
	Now, so this inflation, I had a thought about this.
	If we can take the it's the unvaccinated that are to blame out of the equation, which may not be possible because, you know, let's just say that a lot.
	What happened is we came out of lockdown and everybody needed shit and we got inflation.
	Then there's money printing, etc.
	Is it not a logical conclusion?
	And maybe we should put it in the red book.
	It's so off the wall that it could happen.
	Wouldn't it be logical that the president says, inflation's out of control, we've got to lock down to curb inflation?
	That's a funny idea.
	I just want to have said it.
	Yeah, put it in the red book in the sky.
	I think it's a funny prediction.
	Okay, one more thing on the Build Back Better before I go to the last couple of clips.
	This is, again, she's talking about Build Back Better, and she already brought up stuff that's in the first bill as though it's in the second bill, and maybe it is, but I don't know why she's bringing it up.
	What about this one?
	Listen to this clip closely.
	This is the Build Back Better drug prices.
	And we won't be able to save Americans thousands of dollars by negotiating prescription drug prices.
	So our view is this makes a strong case.
	This is a strong case for moving forward with this agenda because what we're really talking about is cost to American families, how it's impacting them, and that's something that if we don't act now, we won't be able to address these things in the short term either.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I think I know what you're saying.
	Now, Bill, I'm going to ask you this.
	This is a question to you.
	Huh?
	How does the Build Back Better bill make it so that we can address, not spending money or saving money or anything to do with money, negotiating drug prices?
	What's it got to do with it?
	And why can't we do that just now?
	Why don't we just do it?
	I understood it differently.
	I heard her in the clip saying we cannot negotiate.
	Yes, what she said.
	If we don't pass Build Back Better...
	We cannot negotiate drug prices.
	That's what she said.
	You heard it right.
	Now explain it to me.
	Okay.
	Well, there's something in this bill that is, of course, a huge bonanza for pharmaceutical companies.
	We have to assume that in every bill.
	But this has got to be the big one.
	So what is she saying?
	What is she trying to tell us?
	This is bogus.
	She's saying that we can't negotiate if we don't pass the bill.
	If you want to know what's in it, pass it.
	Pretty much the same kind of thing.
	And then her four-tongue...
	This is actually part of the Build Back Better pitch, too.
	Listen to this one.
	These are all short, by the way.
	It's 10 seconds.
	This is Pisakian Pending Crisis.
	Building new housing, affordable housing units so that people can move into them and live in them and address the pending housing crisis.
	The pending housing crisis?
	Holy crap!
	Yeah, that's what I said.
	Holy moly, the pending housing crisis.
	What does she know that we don't know?
	Isn't there a crisis kind of now?
	What's the new pending one?
	I think the pending crisis is there's not enough homes to rent.
	And in the Build Back Better bill, you will own nothing and you'll be happy about it.
	There's got to be some stimulus there for build to rent.
	I'm seeing it everywhere, by the way.
	Build to rent.
	Build to rent.
	Fuck you.
	What are you saying that to me?
	Not you.
	To build to rent.
	Okay.
	What?
	Here's the last one.
	Now I want, this I think is, this is, this is like, I know you're not supposed to do what she's about to do.
	This is like unethical.
	Listen to this clip, plugging Walmart.
	Five at-home tests to over 200 million per month starting December.
	I know I ordered some from Walmart myself.
	They came the next day and I used them at home.
	She ordered some home testing kits from Walmart.
	Oh, and they came the next day.
	Why is she promoting Walmart?
	Well, this is very interesting.
	And I will tell you why.
	Because Tina has an off-site...
	She's leaving probably in about half an hour.
	And she won't be back until Sunday.
	So just me and Phoebe and they called her or they reached out last minute.
	Some people are coming in from California and yes, you guessed it.
	Hey man, everyone's going to do a COVID test, but they said, just get the one from Walmart.
	So I toddled off to Walmart.
	We have one just outside of town where half of the town works and I'm going to go to Walmart.
	And I couldn't find them, but they have home testing kits, $14 per two tests, and it's, you know, it's the anti, not the antibodies, it's the...
	It's not the PCR, clearly.
	Whatever it is.
	Yeah, it's the one that shows if you have the proteins.
	And that's it.
	It's just, you know, you swab yourself, you stick it in the liquid, and it's almost like a pregnancy test, two lines horizontal or two lines vertical.
	Now, what I like about the test and what I like about what she's saying, if she's honest, which is doubtful, those tests are not registered with the government.
	Which is great.
	It's from Abbott Labs.
	It's a huge oversight.
	It's not government approved?
	It is approved under emergency use authorization.
	It says so on the box.
	It's like I could stick it in my butt and then say, oh look, I'm negative.
	There's no control over whether you perform the test.
	Tap water over it.
	For instance, I don't know.
	I find that that's a change.
	That's a change in strategy.
	And maybe it's going towards all home testing.
	I know that there's several tests.
	I know this from my buddy Vic up in Dallas who does IT for corporations.
	And there's a lot of tests now coming out with a little thing that you plug into your phone.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it says right there.
	You lick the phone.
	Don't say it.
	No, no, no.
	But you stick your test into the thing that's connected to your phone, and it transmits your results to the CDC. How stupid are you?
	How stupid are you if you use that one?
	That's crazy.
	No, that's interesting.
	I have two more clips, and I'm pretty much done.
	But these are Biden clips.
	And they're both 10 second clips.
	First one, they're all doing the same.
	This came out when Biden gave his little speech there in front of the longshoremen.
	I didn't know it was going to be this easy, but there's a way to beat the climate crisis?
	We're dealing with climate think jobs.
	Good jobs.
	Because that's how you beat the climate crisis.
	Put us on a path to win the economic competition of the 21st century.
	If we have 10 million jobs...
	That's how you beat the climate crisis.
	Good jobs.
	What about the unvaccinated?
	No, no, no.
	Good jobs.
	Climate crisis over.
	You got to kill the unvaccinated to get good jobs.
	Now, there's another, this last clip.
	I wanted to ask you about this clip.
	Do you think he's telling the truth or is just doing what he normally does?
	It's just lying.
	Just ad-libbing something that never happened.
	Do you want the answer now or do you want me to hear the clip first?
	You can always get it.
	No, you have to wait.
	Biden flew over California.
	I want you to listen carefully.
	More wildfires in the West than the entire land lost, homes lost, to burn to the ground.
	I've flown over in Marine One than the entire state of New Jersey.
	Hold on.
	I just want to hear it again.
	More wildfires in the West than the entire land lost, homes lost, to burn to the ground.
	I've flown over in Marine One than the entire state of New Jersey.
	Man, New Jersey's big.
	No, no, that's not it.
	Are you telling me?
	He flew over the fire in a helicopter is what he's saying.
	Yeah, you're telling me that Marine One, which is stationed in Washington, D.C., they flew that chopper all the way across the country so he could fly over some damaged areas.
	And by the way, nobody knew he was here.
	Yes, I have to tell you, yes, they have a special...
	If it's true, they do have a special aircraft that transports Marine One.
	So they hauled Marine One...
	At the taxpayers' expense, all the way across the country, so Biden, who I do, there's no reports of him being here, by the way, looking over anything.
	And it's local news.
	There's nothing on Biden ever coming to look at the fires.
	No, no.
	But besides that, let's assume he just snuck in and snuck out.
	Well, it's possible.
	I guess they could haul Marine One all the way across the country so he could get on board and fly over the fire-damaged areas.
	And by the way, when he says it, he says the land was ruined.
	It was burned to the ground and lost.
	It was lost.
	The lost land.
	We have no land anymore.
	Just so you know, the moniker Air Force One, Marine One, I mean, you could be flying, if the President's in a Cessna 172, that's Air Force One.
	So Marine One could have been a Robinson 44, which would have been hilarious.
	So, you know, anything that's a helicopter that the President is in will be deemed Marine One, I believe.
	I'd like to get that confirmed.
	Okay, I'll get you, I will issue a FOIA. And that's pretty much all I've got from the duo of Psaki and Biden.
	Well, I have a few climate change things since they kind of flow along with this.
	All you need is jobs.
	Climate change is over.
	Well...
	Well, you know, the energy crisis that we are heading towards, completely manufactured, 100%, was just made worse by this.
	With gas prices at a seven-year high, President Biden is calling on the Federal Trade Commission to investigate if illegal conduct is to blame.
	Right now, it's really difficult.
	Biden writing in a letter to the FTC, quote, in the last month, the price of unfinished gasoline is down more than 5%, while gas prices at the pump are up 3% in the same time.
	Biden noting that Exxon and Chevron were on track to nearly double their net income compared to 2019 and saying, quote, I do not accept hardworking Americans paying more for gas because of anti-competitive or otherwise potentially illegal conduct.
	The industry pushing back, calling Biden's move a distraction and saying post-pandemic demand for gas is simply outpacing supply.
	The average price nationwide this morning is $3.41 a gallon.
	That's up $1.29 from last year.
	In recent weeks, the White House has been pushed on how it plans to address soaring fuel costs.
	Few specifics have been offered.
	We're looking at every tool in our arsenal.
	Uh...
	So they're full of shit.
	They're lying.
	They're lying about this.
	They're totally...
	They've shut down pipelines.
	They've frightened new projects to start up.
	And now...
	What?
	They're using every tool...
	They're looking.
	They're looking at every tool in their arsenal.
	Oh, they're just looking at them.
	Yeah, cut them some slack.
	Did she say using or looking?
	She said looking.
	Okay, well, keep looking, lizard.
	But then just to make matters worse...
	Germany...
	Just halted Nord Stream 2.
	What?
	Yes!
	They've halted...
	What kind of a scam is this they're trying to pull?
	They don't want natural gas.
	They want people to freeze in the winter.
	Oh, it's incredible.
	And of course, natural gas prices are soaring now in the European Union.
	The pipeline was pretty much finished in September, but...
	Here we go.
	The German regulator said, we cannot let this, we cannot turn it on, can't go.
	It would only be possible to certify an operator of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline if that operator was organized in a legal form under German law.
	So this will set the project back several months, maybe half a year, maybe longer.
	It's intentional.
	You want to set it back through the cold season.
	Yes, that's when you want to do it.
	So it starts, you're in November.
	You could let it rip in April.
	Let it go right now.
	This is beautiful.
	And I think that part of this is why Belarus is a problem.
	Belarus and Poland.
	Clearly, I have reports for Belarus, I have reports for Poland, I have reports for Ethiopia.
	I'm going to leave those for Sunday because it warrants some time, but I do just want to stick for a moment on the...
	On what's happening with this.
	Now, because there's no natural gas or it's a crunch, you know, they're shutting it off.
	No more natural gas.
	Guess who's winning?
	Coal power plants.
	They're making out like bandits.
	Isn't that funny?
	They're making out like bandits.
	So, ah...
	Yeah, this is counter-narrative investing.
	Coal prices are way up.
	You could have made a lot of money.
	And this reminds me of the big opportunity for making a lot of money back in the 70s.
	When people started talking about the computerized paperless office.
	Yes, as likely as the paperless toilet.
	That was the time to invest in paper.
	Exactly!
	Exactly!
	Who made out like bandits during the pandemic?
	Paper!
	Paper.
	Now, because of the energy crisis, it will be a crisis, energy crisis, fertilizer is going away, and I'm just going to say it, the fake meat is on its way with another roll-up.
	JBS, one of the biggest processors in the country, has agreed to acquire Netherlands-based Vivera, plant-based protein brand.
	They bought it for $400 million.
	It strengthens and boosts its position in the alt-protein market.
	They're actually from Brazil.
	I think JBS is owned by Brazil.
	Always good to have Brazil taking care of your food.
	Let me see what they have.
	Their products are...
	Get ready for it.
	Chicken-style nuggets, sausages, and ground meat.
	And they make most of theirs from soybean, wheat, rice, chickpea, and other sources.
	But this, of course, is Swiss meat processor, Bell Food Group.
	They just bought Mosa meat, also from the Netherlands.
	What is it with the Netherlands and fake meat, people?
	Hey, you should be telling us.
	I don't know.
	This is new to me.
	What is up with the Netherlands and the fake meat?
	There's a joke there somewhere.
	Yeah, right.
	But what is coming, and you're going to laugh at me, but you're already seeing stories.
	It is Hufu.
	Hufu, H-U-F-U. Tofu-based product, which you actually grow from cells from your own body.
	What?
	Yeah, it's not here yet, but you take a culture, and then you can pretty much print 3D meat from your own cells.
	Oh, I get that.
	There's a lot of jokes there, too.
	Hufu actually makes it taste like human flesh.
	I'm not so sure about that.
	Well, human flesh is supposed to be delicious.
	It used to be called long pig, because it has a pork-like quality.
	Mm-hmm.
	Really?
	We're the other other white meat.
	If you're white.
	But all this happens in a backdrop of President Biden or the administration trying to break up the beef industry.
	And this is only a story...
	Revenge of the Vegans.
	Yep, this is only a story that is...
	What's wrong with my browser here?
	Oh, this is interesting.
	I can't seem to move here.
	All right.
	Well, anyway, he's taking on the processing giant's He's trying to bring them under control.
	I can only presume he doesn't have to do anything because they will gladly give up meat and start making 3D printed crap for everybody.
	They love it.
	It's more profit for them.
	People seem to be on board and no one cares.
	And by the way...
	Soylent green.
	That's right.
	It is 100% people.
	And to wrap it up...
	Before we do our final thank yous, there is, well, there's two things.
	Two things were launched from Republicans and launched on Fox.
	Last night, Tucker Carlson was gladly used for today's testimony from the horrible National Infrastructure Authority lady, who I played the clips from.
	What's her name again?
	Omarova.
	So they launched a counterattack last night on television.
	Oh, she was convicted of shoplifting hundreds of dollars of merchandise in 1995.
	Okay, great, well done.
	And, yeah, this is so typical, isn't it?
	But more importantly...
	Is this rumor about Kamala?
	They're going to get rid of Kamala.
	And I have no idea how you do this, how you get rid of a vice president, how you bring a new one in.
	In my years, I can't really recall.
	Well, let me play the 45-second clip, and then we can figure it out.
	The faux pas was probably not intentional, but it underscored issues some have in the Biden administration with Harris.
	Now, here's a window into my world.
	As you know, I appreciate congressional process and mechanics.
	So I got a message recently from someone who knows Capitol Hill very well, and they suggested I should familiarize myself with the process to confirm a vacancy for the vice president in the Senate and in the House.
	To be clear, to be clear, this is not something to say that something is afoot here, but I always do my homework, especially about process.
	Vice President Nelson Rockefeller, who served under President Ford, was the last vice president confirmed by Congress.
	The Senate and House must confirm a vice president.
	So I still don't understand.
	How do you get rid...
	Don't you have to...
	Don't you have to impeach a vice president?
	Well, you could impeach a vice president, but there's been a couple of them that resigned.
	I mean, the guy that was under Nixon when he first got in...
	The Greek guy, he had to resign because he was taking bribes right in his office.
	Spiro Agnew.
	Spiro Agnew was a creep.
	And so he resigned and they refilled and put somebody else in there, I think.
	Was it Rockefeller?
	I don't know who it was.
	Oh, okay.
	So they're trying to force her to resign, which means they need to create a...
	Well, she's not going to resign.
	There's no way she's going to resign.
	Unless they create a scandal.
	Oh.
	Come on, man.
	Create a scandal.
	No, a scandal would do it, but what kind of a scandal?
	She seems to be clean as a whistle ever since the early days.
	Really?
	I think so.
	I don't think they're going to...
	Well, if getting her, screwing her over is afoot, she'll call her old buddy superstar Willie Brown out here in California who knows politics better than anybody, and they'll strategize a way to keep it from happening.
	There's clearly something going on between them, and Fox is just pouring it on, and he's pouring fuel on the fire.
	Yeah, instead of analyzing it, they're just gloating.
	I would analyze.
	I think we have to, okay, I'm kind of caught flat-footed here.
	I never thought that this was going to go.
	We'll start looking at it.
	Well, what Fox is saying, and this is, you know, so it's all Republican talking points, so I don't know if there's any truth to it.
	It could be bullcrap.
	Yeah.
	What they're saying is they're teeing up Buttigieg.
	To make him vice president.
	Now, I have heard this, which is idiotic.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	This is easy.
	John, it's easy.
	We don't have to come up with a scandal.
	Breakthrough case.
	Sadly, the vice president has passed.
	Oh, geez, you're right.
	How easy is this?
	I was...
	I had all to do is use the pricker.
	Bump into her, give her a little scratch.
	Next thing you know, she's dead.
	I'm going to show my soul by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
	It's like a plot from the show, the TV show Brunetti did.
	Yeah.
	Sir Cal's top of the list.
	We already gave him credit for $199.27.
	Mike Bryan.
	We're not reading notes here because we've got to get this done.
	Well, I... Unless they're necessary and you're going to look over the notes and I'm going to plow through these things.
	Mike Bryan in Laguna Niguel, California.
	Okay, you have to stop right there because...
	$147.14.
	He becomes a knight today along with his...
	along with his birthday...
	And he requests steak and lobster with ginger beer at the round table.
	And we look very...
	Hey, it's surf and turf and root.
	It's worse than the one with the sushi.
	The sushi and smoothie?
	I don't know, speak for yourself.
	Alright, we're putting it right in there.
	Next on the list is one of the greatest names we've had for a long time.
	Huda Thunkett.
	And Huda gave us $140.33.
	And she does have it, or he, I think it's a, I don't know.
	Yes, I think it's a, well, Huda has a douchebag call out for Don Cannery.
	Yes, he is a douchebag.
	He knows who he is.
	Douchebag!
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Yes.
	And because she's going to be Dame Hood, she says.
	She's on her way to Dame Hood.
	So Huda's a woman.
	Huda like Huda.
	Huda's got the NBC show.
	That's right.
	I think she actually wants to de-douche it.
	Huda.
	Huda.
	That's Huda, not Huda.
	But it is Huda thunket.
	MK, $140.
	Walter Hillbeck, $140.
	Surveys night.
	Service night.
	Service night.
	$140.
	These guys are all wishing us a happy 1,400 shows.
	Sir Timothy Brashears, $140.
	DeLoreto Sisters in Springfield, Oregon, $140.
	John Alberini, $140.
	I'm just going to do names and locations.
	They're all $140s.
	Dennis Sturko, Davidi, Sir Woody, Baron of Blood Run, Kara Rogers, Greg O'Donnell, Benjamin Norman, Craig Nowsley, and he's in B.C., Mr.
	Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins.
	Parts unknown.
	Brian Moss in Rancho Santa Margarita.
	Luana Zelpes in Camas, Washington.
	Lucas Williams in Roswell, New Mexico.
	Hey now, send me a t-shirt.
	But actually he came in at 100.
	But we're done with the 140s.
	So Lucas is 100.
	Anonymous is 100.
	Sir Combat Rock of the Idaho Highlands is 8008.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin...
	Hold on, hold on.
	That was a switcheroo.
	It's a donation for Nate Bailey, long-tone boner, so he gets a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	Okay, we take that switcheroo seriously.
	We do.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin, the Duke of Luna, and the Lover of America and Boobs.
	Boobs.
	Yet again, 8008 every show.
	Yep.
	This guy is a lover of America and boobs.
	And boobs, yep.
	I think boobs more anything.
	Possibly.
	Brandon Foster, Dawson Creek, B.C., $75.
	He becomes a knight today.
	He'll be knighted Sir Foster of the Deep Woods Electrons.
	He needs some job karma coming up in a moment.
	I will soon lose my job in the natural gas industry for refusing the jab.
	That's what they need.
	Less people working for him.
	So I started my own company.
	Especially in dangerous industries like natural gas.
	He started his own company.
	He's in British Columbia.
	It's Deep Woods Electrical and Controls Limited.
	There you go.
	There's your promo, man.
	Thank you.
	Anthony Tomaszewski in Montebello, New York, 6969.
	Clayton Merring in Twin Falls, Idaho, 6'8", 90.
	Zachary Vance in Eagle Mountain, Utah, 6650.
	Scott Evers in Dallas, Texas.
	And by the way, Zach, send us some inside dope on your mobile ID shit that's going on.
	Yeah, man.
	Come on.
	Send us the dope, baby.
	Send the dope in.
	Scott Evers in Dallas, Texas.
	Joseph Wenzel in Smalbany, Georgia, 64.
	So Scott was 64.
	David Russell, 6006 in Aurora, Colorado.
	Jeffrey Sewell in Wilmington, Delaware, 5678.
	William Rowland and Veradale, Washington.
	Sir Vegas Ray, Knight of Naked City.
	And by the way, I'm sorry, I'm missing this.
	56.56 from Rowland.
	56.78 from Jeffrey.
	Sir Vegas Ray, Knight of Naked City.
	55.69.
	Naked City, I guess, has lost wages.
	Tim Ratter, Woodstock, Ontario, 5510.
	Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits, 5510 in Federal Way, Washington.
	Dean Roker, 5510.
	Richard Futter in London, UK, 5510.
	David Wicker, Neptune Beach, Florida, 5510.
	London, 5510.
	Daniel Mariano.
	That's their happy 15th anniversary.
	David and Julia.
	Never had a fight.
	Congrats.
	Good for you.
	David Mariano, 5510.
	Sir Brian Tobiasin, Baron of Chief's Kingdom in Gardner, Kansas, 5388.
	Josh Magnuson in Austin, Texas.
	Yes, I need to mention this because he knows his donation, which is for the 512 local.
	5120 is below the note reading cutoff, but he needs some house-buying karma.
	It's hard in Austin, and we will add that at the end for him as well.
	Thank you, Josh.
	That's 5120.
	There's Sergeant Postal, who's going postal.
	5033 in Miami Lakes, Florida.
	James, Jamie Hilliard in Newman, Georgia, is $50.
	And the following people are all $50 donors.
	Name and location, if I have it.
	Kevin O'Brien, Chicago.
	Stephen, Stephen DeVries in New Wagon.
	New Wagon!
	Nuhayn.
	Nuhayn.
	He needs a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	Josh Adair, somewhere in the military it looks like.
	David Shalona.
	He's my chelose.
	I was about to make it.
	Madisonville, Louisiana.
	Scott Lavender in Montgomery, Texas.
	Sir Scott.
	James Edmondson in South Plainfield, New Jersey.
	Timothy Pascariello.
	Pascariello.
	There's a way of pronouncing that.
	I'm not getting it.
	Hamburg, New Jersey.
	John Camp, Antlers, Oklahoma.
	Daniel Sturitti in Pelham, New Hampshire.
	Marie LeBruyere in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania.
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	Sir Chris Lewinsky in Sherwood Park, Alberta, where he remains.
	Dame Knight in Edmonds, Washington, 50.
	She sent a nice little card to you.
	We appreciate that.
	Sir Jerry Wigginroth in Saugus, California.
	Last but not least, Sir Spud the Mighty.
	In Marietta, Georgia.
	And I want to thank all these folks for making this show.
	It's a very successful show today.
	I want to thank each and every one of them.
	But we have another show coming up.
	And don't forget about us.
	Yes, thank you all incredibly for producing episode 1400, making it very memorable for us for so many reasons.
	It's just good to see the trolls here, everyone all excited on the tweeters, and of course, no agenda social all over Mastodon.
	It's very much appreciated.
	Also, thank you to people who came in under $50.
	Many of you have been doing this for 10, 12, maybe even 13, 14 years.
	Those are extremely appreciated as well, and they do matter, of course.
	So, we have some super jobs karma to give everybody and house buying karma and health karma.
	We'll wrap it all up.
	Jobs.
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	It's your birthday birthday on Snow White Champion.
	Well, unsurprisingly, we have quite a list.
	Certainly for our Knights and Danes.
	Baron Scott celebrated his 56th birthday last time.
	That was a happy birthday.
	He's in Austin.
	Levi Child's happy birthday to his smoking hot wife.
	She celebrated the 14th.
	Mike Bryan will turn 30 yesterday.
	Richard's smoking hot wife Lillian Schooner will be 41 today.
	Happy birthday.
	She is 41.
	Paul Tompkins, 55 today.
	Dame Lisa Stradler of the Universe says happy birthday to her daughter Amelia, 9 years old today.
	And finally, Alwyn Buskins, 43 tomorrow.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	It's your birthday, yeah.
	Come gather round douchebags, producer and slave.
	We all thank your brothers and sisters who gave And some of them nights, some of them days Indeed.
	We have title changes.
	Sir Kegg of the Spring becomes Baron Kegg of the Southern Wake.
	Sir Crash EMT becomes Viscount today.
	Viscount of the Holly Springs and Fuquayverina.
	I think I pronounced that correctly.
	Thank you both for your additional support of $1,000 to the No Agenda Show.
	And we have quite a list of knights and dames.
	Actually, I'm going to bring out two because one may get dull before we're done.
	How about you?
	I got one that's very sharp.
	Here you go.
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	Careful.
	Don't cut yourself.
	Be careful.
	All right, everybody.
	Here comes the list.
	Up on stage, I want to see Kurt Hildebrandt.
	Adam Petri, Don Winton, Bass Van Fleet, Lou Perez, James Foster, Susan Beals, Thomas Balmer, Robert Conte, Josh Purcello, Wesley Olson, Jack Botts, Chris Kimmich, Hamilton Fish, Rob, Thomas Sullivan, Catherine Walton, Bradley Selnut, Mike Bryan, Brandon Foster, and Bob Lou.
	I am very proud to pronounce the KB... In the following manner for titles, we have Sir Jolly Weirdo of the Surrealist Landscape, Sir Adam Petrie, Sir Maggot of the Forest, Zombie with the Ring, Sir Lou Purse, the last of the Jungian Dream Spy Co-analysts, Sir Lion, Super Freak of the...
	Catawaba River.
	Dame Mama Susan of the North County, South San Diego.
	Sir Tomahawk of the Heartland.
	Sir Albert Barbosa of the Fluoride-Free Waters.
	Storm Shade, Night Champion of the Frozen Waste.
	Sir West of the Westside.
	Sir Abstentia, Sir Chris Protector of Psychotic Sausage Dogs, Sir Hamilton Fish, Sir Zinn of the Forgotten Vines, Sir Thomas, Dame Catherine, Sir Bradley Shellnut, Sir Mike of the Rising Elevator, Sir Foster of the Deep Woods Electrons, and Sir Gears, Knight of the Secondhand Memes.
	For you, Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay.
	We got mariachi music, buckwheat and bone broth, chisharon and mamajuana, models and cheswan buzz buttons, a.k.a. electric daisies, mac and cheese, red wine, sweet nectar for the tiny feathered friends, cedar ridge whiskey and Heinz ice cream, Icelandic cedar ridge whiskey and Heinz ice cream, Icelandic lamb shanks and schnapps, wild turkey 101 and prime rib, medium rare prime rib and old peculiar filet mignon and pulled pork smoothies and sushi.
	Mmm, yum.
	Steak and lobster with ginger beer.
	Monkey 47 gin and shrimp tacos, chicken of the woods and moonshine.
	And on top of that, we've got, as usual, rubenesque woman and rosé, geishas and sake, vodka, vanilla, bong, hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pavum, and of course, the mutton and the meat!
	I'm out.
	I'll be right back.
	Go to noagendanation.com slash rings and give us your sizing so that our back office, expertly organized and run by Eric DeShill, who we also want to thank for how many years?
	He's been on it almost since day one as well, I think.
	Well, he took over from JC. Right, JC and Jay, of course.
	And we need to thank Mimi.
	We need to thank everybody.
	Everyone's been so great.
	And we need to thank our knight who...
	And by the way, Eric can't be too happy with today's number of notes I had to send him.
	I think he had 76 notes that he had to transmorgify.
	Hey, but you know what?
	Thank you again.
	Thank you all for producing the show.
	Great to see our new knights and dames up on the podium.
	And of course, we have a little bit more to do.
	No agenda!
	Meetup!
	Yes, the meetups.
	Now, remember these meetups, as we go through the Great Reset, it really is our Great Reset, because meetups matter.
	If you've been isolated, people don't want to talk to you anymore because, you know, you're weird, you're talking weird...
	You might not like mandates.
	You might not want to accept the vaccine into your life.
	All of these are reasons why you need to go and be with people who will not judge you for anything other than being an upstanding human resource of Gitmo Nation.
	That's all you really need to be.
	So these are our meetups.
	We have a couple reports.
	I did get a meetup report from the Irish village in the desert, i.e.
	Dubai.
	And our producer says, this is Sharid.
	I was hoping to find like-minded slaves.
	Unfortunately, no one RSVP'd.
	But a couple of listeners in town reached out saying that they do hope to join the next one as they already had previous commitments.
	So we appreciate you setting that up and it looks like you just have to have one more spin of the ring and grab that brass ring on the next time around.
	It seems like people will definitely want to join you in Dubai.
	Here's a couple meetup reports from the just freshly turned 56 Baron Scott from the 512 meetup in Austin.
	This is Baron Scott live at the local 512 meetup celebrating my 56 trip around this bright orb in the sky.
	Thanks for everybody for coming out and in the morning.
	In the morning, this is Rachel.
	And Osi.
	Happy birthday, Scott.
	This is team member John.
	I've been consuming cargo all day!
	I've had the most wonderful time at the last two meetups I've been at, including this one.
	Highly recommend 1010 would do again.
	In the morning, everybody.
	This is Brian, former douchebag.
	I'll see y'all soon.
	This is Sir Chris from Barron of North Austin.
	I'm sitting here with Sir Tim shrinking our amygdalas and having a great time with some of the other knights and dames and douchebags in the morning.
	This is Gogman at the Austin Muta saying in the morning, everybody.
	In the morning, this is Anne.
	Happy birthday, Baron Scott.
	This is Josh Cox, and I'm looking forward to the Oryx hunt.
	Hey, Adam, I still owe you on that IOU. Don't worry, IOUs are better than money.
	Hi, this is Trinidad at the meetup in Austin.
	Having a blast.
	Happy birthday, Barron.
	Scott.
	Woo!
	In the morning, this is Sarah Tonin driving down from Dallas for this meetup.
	Happy birthday, Sir Scott.
	This is Sir Julian from Duke of Bastrop County.
	He's out here building community and enjoying Scott's birthday.
	Hey, this is Brendan from Local 512.
	Adam, turn down your dog.
	I'm Cameron in the morning.
	It's my first meet-up, and it's a super awesome, great group of people.
	And this is Sir Kilgore Trout of the News named Ben Retired on my road trip.
	Toronto to Sedona, Arizona.
	Great meeting, everybody.
	Thanks for having the meet-up.
	And from there we go to the No Agenda Meetup, the Twin Tears, New York, Pennsylvania in Corning, New York.
	This is a meetup report from Corning, New York, the Twin Tears No Agenda Meetup.
	This is our first opportunity to have this here, and it's great because you get to meet friends you didn't know you had.
	So this is Sir Thomas of the Nocturnal Realm saying in the morning, and we're going to pass this around.
	In the morning from Corning, this is Sir Jason, a.k.a.
	Serpent on Zero Node.
	Sir Farmer Todd of the Upper Tayadaten, eat beef, not bugs.
	Chester Perry from Sarah, PA. In the morning, everybody, stay safe.
	Theodore Perry, Slate Run, thank you for your courage.
	In the morning, this is Farmer Rubin.
	I am still a douchebag.
	In the morning.
	This is Dame Sharon of the Hilltop Garden.
	In the morning.
	In the morning to y'all.
	It was busy in Texas.
	Georgetown also had a meetup.
	In the morning, John and Adam.
	Hello from the Georgetown meetup on Sunday the 14th.
	Happy 1400 episodes.
	This is Mike and I'm going to pass the phone around and we'll see what happens.
	This is Tyler from Georgetown.
	We're over here drinking cold beer, having a good old time.
	In the morning, Mike D reporting in, a little high and buzzed.
	This is Rochelle, and I just have to say, let's go, Brandon.
	Go Podcasting 2.0.
	I have some great friends today, and I'm so grateful.
	Thank you all.
	Bring it home, Thomas.
	This is Thomas, and I hope y'all have a good day.
	Yeah.
	And from Georgetown, Texas to Phoenix, Arizona.
	In the morning.
	Hey, it's producer Roz here at the Phoenix Meetup.
	Having a great time.
	Over the years, I've been responsible for douchebagging a lot of people.
	My wife has one thing to say about everybody here.
	You've been de-douched.
	In the morning.
	In the morning.
	Yes, I'm a former New York banker here.
	We can print as much money as we want.
	It just doesn't matter.
	In the morning.
	In the morning.
	In the morning, Adam and John.
	Thank you for your courage.
	The name Ariel here, hanging out.
	Well, this is all I can say.
	Have a good one.
	In the morning.
	In the morning.
	In the morning, Adam and John.
	Jay, the cat herder here, celebrating another great meetup in Phoenix.
	But I would be neglect here if I didn't call out my buddy Dennis, the douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	He's decided to do a live on-the-air donation.
	You've been de-douched.
	In the morning.
	Yo, yo, yo, this is Vince's name, unmasked and de-douched.
	Hi, this is Tiffany.
	I'm here at the meetup with my son, Vince.
	We've been together 23 years and we've never had a fight.
	Can we get a hashtag Vince's mom in the troll room, please?
	In the morning, Crackpot and Buzzkill, I'm Jimmy along with my keeper for 36 years, Brad, and we've never had a fight.
	Let's go, Brandon!
	Adam and John, you are not douchebags.
	Ah, there you go.
	Final report for today's episode is the Red 33, Red 33, Boston Report.
	Come on in, a cult fan.
	In the morning, boys.
	Thanks.
	This is my first meet-up, and it's going to be a good time, I'm pretty sure.
	Thanks a lot for all you do.
	Hey, this is Sir Karras, Viscount of Greater Boston, in the morning.
	This is Sir Paul.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Thank you guys so much.
	This is the Boston Red 33, Red 33 meetup, and we just want to thank you for all you do.
	John, Adam, this show is essential.
	Thanks for flipping that, and yeah, I deeply appreciate it.
	Without your show, this world would probably have gone to hell already, so thank you so much, and thank you for your courage!
	All right.
	Thank you all for your reports.
	Much appreciated.
	Quick look at the calendar for today.
	The Denver Area Citizens Against Seed Oil Poison Meetup is at 630 and Hangar 101 in Lakewood, Colorado.
	We also have the Charlotte's Thirsty Third Thursday monthly meetup, 7 o'clock at Ed's Tanvern.
	That is all local times.
	Tomorrow, Cancun with Love, the top of the Strand Bar.
	That will be New York, New York.
	Don't go anywhere else.
	On Saturday, the Shrunk and Amygdala Support Group, 2 o'clock at Traffed Brewporium in Cincinnati, Ohio.
	The Salty Air Slaves of Tampa Bay meet at 2.33 in Tarpon Turtle Grill and Marina in Tarpon Springs.
	The No Agenda TMI EVAC Zone 333 happens in Crosswater, Lewisbury, Pennsylvania Saturday as well.
	Michigan Local 1 return to the rink 5 o'clock Rochester, Michigan on Saturday.
	And then on Sunday, game night 5 o'clock Pittsburgh PA private residence.
	So make sure you RSVP for that.
	I'm sorry, that's Saturday.
	NA Local 417, 6 p.m.
	on Saturday at Lindbergh's Tavern in Springfield, Missouri.
	And then finally on Sunday, the next show day, GPG Tailgateless Tailgate Meetup, 11 a.m.
	at New Berlin Ale House in New Berlin, Wisconsin, and the No Agenda Hangout and Dinner, 3 o'clock Amsterdam time.
	This is a, it's Hausche X, so I believe it is a private affair.
	Make sure you RSVP, in particular because of all the restrictions over there from the government.
	An overview of your No Agenda Meetups reports.
	You want to go to one of these.
	You do.
	You need to.
	At least one.
	If you can't find one at NoAgendaMeetups.com, start one yourself.
	It's easy.
	and they're always just like a party.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me, triggered or held the blame.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party. - Woohoo!
	I do have a couple ISOs to share.
	Maybe, maybe one you'll like.
	Do you have any ISOs?
	I have two.
	Okay, let's hear them.
	Let's see.
	What you got?
	Okay, I got a couple.
	They're off-the-wall type ISOs.
	Okay.
	They're not the ones I like the best.
	They're conclusive.
	Different type of ice.
	So this is to start with oat milk.
	Oat milk.
	Oat milk.
	Hey!
	It actually says oat milk like you say it.
	Oat milk.
	Eh.
	Oat milk.
	This is a Chicago thing.
	Oat milk.
	Yeah, I should say oat milk, but it's oat milk.
	The other one is zombies.
	I prefer nut sap.
	Oh my god, zombie Teletubbies.
	Not punchy.
	Let me see what I got here.
	We hear you, and we see you.
	Okay.
	What's it called?
	Nah.
	I think one of these two.
	What is this?
	Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
	No.
	This is the one.
	It's a double whammy.
	I can go for that.
	That's what I thought you'd like.
	Yeah, it's a double whammy.
	Nothing like a Fauci doing that.
	Okay, is that it?
	Do we have any more biz we want to take care of right now?
	Or do we want to keep that all for Sunday?
	Because we do have a lot of stuff to do on Sunday, for sure.
	I just have one last clip we can close with.
	Yeah, let's do that.
	Let's do it.
	I thought this was interesting.
	It's an NPR report on how Texas...
	Texas is being targeted by a podcast.
	Oh no!
	Federal officials are investigating complaints of alleged civil rights violations in a North Texas suburban school district.
	Member station KERA in Dallas, Stella Chavez reports the Department of Education's Office of Civil Rights is handling the investigation.
	A spokesperson for the Carroll Independent School District confirms that the Department of Education is conducting three investigations into complaints about racial and gender discrimination against students and that the district is cooperating with federal officials.
	The district would not elaborate on the complaints citing student privacy laws.
	Carroll Schools gained national attention after NBC News produced a six-part podcast about the district's struggles to develop a diversity plan.
	The series highlighted tensions between supporters and critics of the plan and features students describing racist and anti-LGBTQ incidents.
	What's the name of the podcast?
	They didn't ever mention the name.
	Eh, who cares?
	No one listens to these podcasts like that.
	I want to listen to, I live here, I want to hear what their podcast is all about.
	The NBC podcast, you'll find it, it's up there.
	And it's like, you know, diversity.
	They're not implementing diversity fast enough, so let's bust them.
	We are a bunch of dicks.
	Yep.
	Here in Texas, that's right.
	Racist!
	Racist!
	Woo, everybody, that's it!
	1,400 in the can, and just two days away from our 1401.
	We will be here, and we certainly hope that you will join us.
	If you'd like to know more about how to become a producer, go to dvorak.org slash n-a.
	We have Billy Bones, Sir Billy Bones, coming up next.
	NoagendaStream.com, if you're listening, or if you're hanging out in the Troll Room at TrollRoom.io.
	And only one end-of-show mix.
	It's a classic.
	It's from the one and only Sir Jeff Smith, and it's perhaps a version you hadn't heard in a while, so we'll leave it at that.
	Very grateful for the job you allow me to have.
	I'm coming to you from FEMA Region No.
	6 here in the heart of Texas Hill Country.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	I'm from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
	Remember us at dvorak.org slash NA. Looking forward to 1401.
	Thank you again all very much.
	Until Sunday, adios mofos!
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	It's a little bit crackpot, tiny bit buzzkill, but it hits you right in the mouth.
	It's time to do it now in I wanna do it now in the morning There's nothing better when it's in the morning In the morning,
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