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1376: Dead Puppies
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Wow!
Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, August 26, 2021.
This is your award-winning Kimo Nation Media assassination episode 1376.
This is no agenda.
Back in the old country again and broadcasting live from the heart of the crime-ridden state of Gitmo Lowlands, Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where, I don't know, is it crime-ridden when people poop in the streets?
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Craig Bob and Buzzkill.
In the morning!
It's a different kind of crime.
Of course it's crime.
It's criminal.
You know, when you go onto the freeway in Berkeley off of University Avenue, there's all these homeless around the loop.
You go around, you know, it's like a cloverleaf.
The whole cloverleaf, the whole area is filled with tents and garbage and just debris.
I don't see anybody there, but there's just a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
And it always starts to incringe and go further and further toward the actual entrance to the entrance drive, you know, where you drive onto the freeway, down almost onto the freeway itself.
It just keeps wanting to encroach and be on the freeway.
It seems idiotic that you'd want to be out of your tent, right?
As cars are just hitting it, you know, they're going 55-60.
And yes, and that's where they're hanging out.
Yeah.
I was going to play a song for you.
Summer's here and the smell is dry.
I'm poopin' in the streets.
Yeah, baby.
That goes back.
From our greatest hits, Volume 2, Poopin' in the Streets.
Eight-car Zephyr just went by.
Holy crap, ladies and gentlemen, please alert CNBC. We've got an eight-car Zephyr.
That means the economy is kind of stable.
We've got a kaboom and kabool.
Bitcoin, 47,892.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
Good news, but Kabul, man.
You've been following this?
It's a nightmare.
The last I heard was that they told everyone to get out of the airport.
No, no, no.
There was a suicide bomber this morning.
Oh, finally.
Okay.
Well, I was looking at the news.
39 minutes.
Was the ISIS? Was the ISIS-K? Yes, of course it's ISIS-K. Hello?
We've rebranded.
And what's interesting is you get...
They talk about ISIS-K here on...
Wait, wait.
How come there was never any ISIS anything during the Trump administration or any of this stuff?
But now Biden's back and now we have ISIS-K. Interesting, isn't it?
Four years of nothing.
Four years of nothing.
It's quite luxurious to have eight channels of news, which is all from different countries, which makes it kind of fun to flip around in the hotel room.
So I'm getting messages.
What about changing channels?
Do you do that too?
Yeah, I know.
I just flip around.
I don't change the channels.
I also don't try to catch myself on bullshit word things when I'm alone.
What?
Nothing.
But I got a text message that said there's been an explosion at the airport.
And probably about 10 minutes later, it hit the news.
And they just hit the hotel as well.
So there's a second one now.
Shit is popping off.
Wait, the airport hotel?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, no.
Well, that includes American GIs, I think.
Because that's where the Taliban said they would be safe.
I'm just repeating what I'm hearing from boots on the ground there.
And a little bit of what I'm seeing.
But it's bad news.
Bad.
And I will be talking about some of that in my EU report to let you know what's happening.
But before we do anything, ladies and gentlemen...
One of these days I'll get the right one off the bat.
Yeah, that was terrible.
And now it's time for 3x3.
There we go, there we go.
Experiment by JCD. Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. Ladies and gentlemen, John C. Dvorak checks out all of the different newscasts, morning shows on television, ABC, CBS, NBC. Actually, it's not ever news, just the morning shows, and he tells us exactly what he is learning.
John, what are you learning?
Welp.
Welp.
Welp, Rolf.
CBS, this is a boring report today.
I want to apologize in advance.
CBS, they were just sitting around lamenting about Anthony Mason's new position.
He's kind of going to be a correspondent now.
He's not going to be at the table.
Wait a minute.
So this was their own guy they were talking about?
Their own guy was a guest on the show?
Yeah, he's sitting right there.
Yeah, he's sitting there.
Okay.
He says, well, I'm glad.
He says, I've been working.
And he says, I've been working for CBS for 40 years.
He's always been a guy.
They put him into the evening news when they got nobody else.
He's like a spot guy.
He's like a utility player.
How many years have you been there?
How many years?
40.
Holy crap.
That's CBS. Don't you get like a golden something?
You get nothing.
40.
And so I think they're bumping him from the morning show because the guy's getting old and they want to put young people in.
Even though they don't quite realize that the Generation Z, the Zoomers, kind of like an old perspective at least being there.
Is this what we call putting out to pasture?
So he's being put out to pasture to do special reports.
Mostly on music and concerts and stuff like that.
Oh, he gets to go to the Met.
Okay, cool.
That's nice.
CBS does a good job with the old people.
Oh, no, it's going to be better for him because he doesn't have to get up at 5 in the morning.
About 4.
And, okay, so that's it.
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
There was nothing else, so I moved on.
ABC. Holy crap, that was really bad.
Good Morning America.
All right, GMA. All they were doing was they had a bunch of gay hairstylists, mostly black incidentally, that were going on and on and on and on about the modern styles and especially curtain bangs.
Oh yes, curtain bangs are back.
That's true.
Curtain bangs.
It's the thing!
So that was boring.
Yeah.
Now, were they talking about all hair or also specifically about black hair, which is the third rail?
No, no, it was all black hair.
It was just a bunch of multi-culti hair.
Well, that by itself is a problem.
They should have addressed specifically the elephant in the room.
I don't understand how a black person would get curtain bangs, but okay.
So let's go on to the illustrious NBC. NBC? Now, this is the one that has usually, you know, shopping or something.
Oh, no.
What do they usually do?
They're doing a lot of celebrity stuff.
So they had a celebrity chef on and they were cooking a stupid yellow tomato pasta sauce.
And there's a funny thing.
They were just going on.
I got a quote here.
Somebody says...
There's no dairy in there, the woman says, because it's pasta sauce.
There's no dairy in there, and in the background, one of the women goes, Wow!
Like this is some scientific breakthrough?
Yeah.
Wow!
There's no dairy in the pasta sauce.
Wow!
There are morons on NBC. Oh, man.
And there's a big black guy who's like the main host now.
He's kind of like a...
This guy who's, this guy, he's just, he's not even all there, but he is so tall.
I think they booked him or they put him in this spot because, well, you know, Michael Strahan over there is a big guy.
Let's get a, you know, who's, I think Strahan's 6'5 or something.
He's huge, but he's a big football player.
And so we, I think, you know, they got something, they figured something out we didn't figure out, so let's get this tall guy.
Does he have a big head?
Does he have a big head?
He has a pretty big head.
He's bigger than Roker's.
But Roker comes up to his nipples.
So it's like, holy mackerel, where did they find this big dude?
And so he's there, and he doesn't know anything.
It's hilarious.
This show is down the tubes.
These networks are dumb.
Now, did they have any talk about vaccines, about mandates, nothing?
No, I've got this random walk, so you never know where I'm going to run into.
There was nothing about the bomb, nothing about nothing.
Ugh.
Just, oh wow!
There's no dairy in pasta sauce.
Wow!
You know?
And we wonder why we're stupid.
I hope not too many people watch that.
What are the ratings of those shows?
What are they pulling in the morning?
They're not as bad as you'd like to hope.
Yeah, really?
Are they like 5 million maybe?
6 million?
Not more than that.
I think it's in that neighborhood.
That's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad there's five million people being indoctrinated by that.
But you know what I learned?
Oh, there's five times three?
Yes.
You know what I learned?
What did you learn, Adam?
There's no dairy in pasta sauce, John.
Yeah.
Oh, wow!
Alright, let me quick do this.
This is the gaffe of the week.
I have to get it out of the way because everybody's been sending it to me.
I know they're all just waiting.
It's the weirdest thing.
Like, I'm going to send this to Adam.
I've seen it a million times myself, but I can't wait to hear it on the show.
I just sent it.
Jen Psaki.
She said it.
She dealt it.
I will say that the President's looking forward to welcoming the Prime Minister, who's already in town, as you know, having a variety of meetings today.
I would expect, we expect their conversation to be wide-ranging, to cover a range of topics of mutual interest, everything from COVID-19 and our efforts to address the global pandemic to regional security issues, which could include a range of topics.
Now, I played this back several times.
She really did say it.
Plandemic?
She sure did.
She sure did.
Listen again.
...of mutual interest.
Everything from COVID-19 and our efforts to address the global plandemic to regional...
She almost said clandemic.
Well, I think it's because the word global was before pandemic and she just got tied up in it.
The global plandemic.
The global...
The clamdemic.
Maybe she wanted to say clamdemic.
I don't know.
It would have been that.
But anyway, people...
I don't know if that's the gaffe of the week.
I have the gaffe of the week probably coming up on the...
If you want, I mean, it's a Q&A. In fact, let me...
Let's get out of the way.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
This is...
Let's see if I can find it.
I don't know.
Close the page.
Oh, here it is.
I have a bunch of Biden clips today.
And I will mention I don't have as many clips as I'd like because my machine blew up.
Yeah, that sucks.
But I do have this.
And this is an Ask Adam.
Oh!
But you don't need to jingle.
You can get the jingle if you want.
But this is Biden.
What did he say?
I want you to tell me.
And you can say that the pandemic thing was good.
This is a little better.
A lot better.
But I want you to tell me what he said.
The most significant recession we've had since the Depression, or at least since Johnson.
Okay.
I've got to hear it again just to make sure.
I did not see this yet.
The most significant recession we've had since the Depression, or at least since Johnson.
So, I think he was talking about 2008, 2009, because I did see some of this.
So, in 2008, we had the most significant recession since the Depression, but certainly since Johnson, which is the one that throws me for a loop.
Was there something around Johnson's time that I don't know what happened?
Not that I know of.
Yeah.
And who's ever mentioned Johnson?
This is the most significant something since Johnson.
Maybe he's thinking about Kennedy.
I'm thinking Kamala is Johnson.
I'm telling you, I have no idea what he's talking about.
He never explained it.
He went barely along.
That wasn't the better gaffe.
That was just Joe.
He actually meant it.
That's just Joe.
That doesn't count.
Hey, do you want a little trip report?
In fact, yes, you have just jumped on the plane.
You got a bunch of vaccines.
You're all freaked out after the last show.
You had to get out of there.
Oh, I'm going to die.
And you got on the plane.
You got to Holland.
And now we need a complete report because you're the one doing international traveling with all these restrictions and you haven't gotten the vax.
That's correct.
That is correct.
So as I told you on Sunday, I was somewhat concerned because I found out, actually, I don't think you, you know, after the show, all right, let me back up.
You need to have a test that is no older than 72 hours when you arrive in the Netherlands.
So, in order to make sure I had a test, because according to the website, it takes one to two days, I went Saturday and had a test done drive-through.
We talked about that, the test where they say, here's your kit, go over there in the parking lot and swab.
In a peanut jar.
Yeah, which, you know, I could have swabbed my armpit.
Be a dog.
Yes.
Well, the dog probably has COVID. So I could have done any of that.
So that was pretty stupid first off.
And I'd booked one for Sunday after the show, knowing that by the time I got to the Netherlands on Tuesday, the Saturday test would probably be too old.
I might be able to dance around it, but I didn't want to take any risks.
So I go there Sunday, right after the show.
I mean, I got the show done almost in record time.
I think it was, what, 40 seconds short of the all-time record?
40 seconds short of the all-time record.
It was dynamite.
Dynamite.
We were so slick.
And so I buzz off, you know, it's a half hour drive to the town where they've got a CVS. I drive through and I say, so this was one to two days.
She says, oh no, the website's wrong.
It's really more like three days.
That must have made your heart sink.
I said, I'm traveling tomorrow.
Well, I'll put priority on this one.
What does that mean?
Well, maybe less than three days.
So I'm flipping out.
I'm like, oh my, you're not going to tell me.
You're going to get an ulcer.
Ugh.
And I'm tired, you know, because we did the show and I'm driving home.
I'm talking to Tina.
I tell her the story.
She's like, oh man, maybe you can move your flight one day.
So anyway, I get home.
Yeah, I'm looking at all this.
Let's see if I can move my flight.
Yeah, for $4,000.
Everything's messed up with the airline, so I left that for what it was.
I don't know what to do.
Maybe I'll just...
Just get on the plane, hope that it arrives by the time I arrive.
And then Tina found at Dallas-Fort Worth, there's actually a rapid one-hour test you can take at gate D9 at the International Terminal, so not far from where I would be, because I was going from San Antonio to Dallas, from Dallas to Amsterdam.
And so we booked that, $250.
I'm like, okay, all right.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this story gets better.
Because, you know, at least I had something.
So go to San Antonio, which is my new favorite airport.
It's closer to us than Austin was.
And it's smaller.
It's great.
Great little airport.
And at the check-in, right away, she says, you're going to the Netherlands.
Yep.
Do you have your health declaration and your negative COVID test?
Well, luckily, I did.
Because Monday morning, the Saturday test came through.
So I was so happy at this point on our way to the airport that I get this test.
But she asked me for it, and she put something in the computer.
So, at that point, I knew, wow, I'm kind of lucky, because can you imagine the dance I'd have to do, say, oh, I'm going to get the test at Dallas, and, you know, I had the appointment and everything, so I was feeling much better about it.
Arrived at Dallas-Fort Worth, you know, go to board, and I actually walked by, said, hey, can I get a refund?
No.
Okay, thanks.
There was no one there.
No one at the testing center.
Now, getting ready to board on...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You paid in advance for the test?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So you got gouged for $250 and there was nobody there.
Just the beginning of the fun stuff.
And now this was American Airlines.
And so I board and I have my passport.
I've got my health certificate.
I've got my COVID, negative COVID test.
I've got my boarding pass.
And they say, oh no, you just have to look in this box.
And I look in this box, and it takes a picture of me, and it says, welcome aboard, Mr.
Curry!
Your seat number is...
So they don't even look at your...
This I had not witnessed yet, this kind of check-in.
I know about this.
I've heard about it.
I haven't...
And I'm just curious, what picture did they get?
Because the one on my driver's license has hair from 12 years ago.
Is it my passport picture?
I don't know where they got this.
They're using your eyeball distance nose.
They don't care about your hair.
And it went fast.
And I didn't even have to take my mask down.
How about that?
Yes, I've heard about this.
I just realized this.
They're testing this.
This is the reason it's there.
Mm-hmm.
They're supposed to be doing a, there's a system we talked about on the show, a system that's supposed to do a facial recognition without, with masks on.
Well, it's possible.
Which is basically just eyeballs, ear, you know, facial shape.
In fact, I think I even had my hands.
I think I was even ready.
You were being, you were part of a test.
This is bull crap.
It's beta crap.
Beta test.
Yeah.
Guinea pig in the beta test.
Okay, so on the plane, I'm flying.
Actually, I pop a 50 milligram edible.
Oh, man, I slept for about three hours.
Perfect.
Woken up.
All right, everybody.
Make sure you have your health declaration and your negative COVID test.
7.30 or something like that, we arrive.
Go down, stand in line.
The only thing they want to see from anybody is the passport.
That's it.
No one asks for any of this crap that I went through all of this to get.
They're not asking for it.
There's no, except the airport, there's no masks anywhere.
Everyone's completely chill.
You're being scammed.
Yes, of course I'm being scammed.
This is horrible.
And you're not being scammed, but you got suckered for a $250 test you never got to take.
But wait, there's more.
So, having received some good advice from Sir Animas of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia, the minute I check into the hotel, I immediately say, can you please schedule a test for me for my return?
Absolutely.
We have a one-hour test right here in the hotel.
PCR. Or a 10-minute antigen test.
Now, knowing the travel rules, the antigen test is not, as far as I understand it, not the correct one to re-enter the United States.
We don't care about that.
We don't care about truth.
That's why that one costs 54 euros.
But the one-hour PCR test, so I can do that Sunday, 250 euros.
It's like price-fixing.
No, no, it's gouging.
Yeah.
But it's the same price.
That's what's interesting.
More or less.
$250, €250.
Well, it's a nice round number.
But I think the only reason these papers are being requested or demanded is for the airline.
I think it's them.
They just want to make sure that they have you...
Doing all that they need to do to cover their ass so they can't be sued.
Because the government didn't care.
They don't need to look me up in the machine.
It's like, okay, how long are you staying?
What are you doing?
Welcome to Holland.
Yeah.
So it truly has nothing to do with the health of the people of the crime-ridden country of the Netherlands or the European Union because they didn't check me.
And I don't think they have any way of knowing if I was legit.
I guess not.
Well, the airlines covered the bases.
They must know that's going on.
Or it may be...
I don't know.
I don't know.
It just seems like an incredible scam.
And here's what's even more interesting to me.
Being here for...
So I got in.
I went straight to Rotterdam.
$250.
I mean, give me a break.
Oh, yeah.
For a piece of plastic.
And a swab and a little bit of goop.
So I go to see Christina, straight down to Rotterdam.
Great time.
Everything's cool.
And what I noticed...
No, taxi Eric.
He hadn't seen her.
You know, Eric had a horrible accident January a year ago.
Disgusting, yeah.
Yeah, he broke both his ankles, his elbow, his back.
And he's driving again.
It's a medical miracle.
Yeah.
And what I noticed is, because I was in the hotel a little bit, there's nothing about coronavirus on television.
There's nothing about, which they don't call it COVID, they call it coronavirus here.
There's nothing...
What about the Delta variant?
They must be talking about the Delta variant.
The Delta variant's going crazy.
Everyone's getting the Delta variant.
Nothing about the Delta variant.
Nothing about lockdowns.
Nothing about masks.
There's also, as far as I can tell, there's no mask mandate except in the airport and the airport hotel itself, and I kind of understand that, but...
And I'm missing this.
It's like, I feel almost disoriented.
Did I land in a whole other country?
Because when I left, wall to wall, big chyrons, you know, this million people vaccinated, this many unvaccinated.
Here's your cases.
It's a pandemic.
It's Florida.
It's Texas.
It's the Republicans.
It's Trump all day long on every single channel nonstop.
Nothing here.
And so yesterday, I was having lunch with my old radio buddy, Yudum Van Inkel, and I said, hey man, what is going on?
How come no one's talking about this?
He said, oh.
And he works for, right now, currently he works for a government-licensed broadcast organization that broadcasts on NPO Radio 2, so he's in the government vibe, you know, he's in the government buildings, and he knows everybody, like me, he's been around for a long time.
I said, what is going on?
He said, well, all the producers and program makers and everyone who was involved in television and radio all decided like a week or so ago that we're so tired of it.
The audiences are tired of it.
We're just not going to talk about it for a little bit.
And I said, so you're telling me that the government-controlled airwaves just all of a sudden said, you know what, we're tired, we're not going to talk about it.
I said, yeah, that's really it, but it wasn't the government.
He said, it was the people.
I said, I don't believe that.
I do not believe that.
But there's nothing.
It's the most bizarre thing.
Now, there's some other stuff.
Because, of course, the crime-ridden country of the Netherlands has not had a government for six months.
They had the election six months ago, and they still haven't figured out...
You know, there's no coalition.
They haven't figured out what to do.
So they have a decommissioned government, as they call it, who is still making decisions.
And just to add to more non-COVID talk...
Well, we're all doing ransomware and Bitcoin theft and crypto theft.
Not Bitcoin, but crypto theft.
Someone hit one of those security trucks with 67 million euros of gold and diamonds and coins.
And they actually got off with quite a bit of it.
But some of these guys, you know, the cops wound up chasing them.
There was a shootout.
This is truly a crime-ridden country.
It's just unbelievable.
When was the last time you saw one of these?
Like, guys going after a cash truck.
It was old school.
It was old school.
Yeah, it's old school.
And then yesterday, I'm talking, okay, I'm going to see this.
There's got to be something on TV about what's happening.
But Charlie Watts died.
Oh, my God.
Wall-to-wall Rolling Stones.
BBC, which was nice to see, in fact.
They had all of the old Top of the Pops recordings, some crazy stuff from the 60s where they're like in a tent and at the end of the song it fills up with foam and just the weirdest psychedelic type of video direction.
And so everyone's talking about Charlie Watts.
And then Afghanistan.
And that is really the topic of every single country since I have, you know, eight or nine channels.
Interestingly, no CNN in the hotel.
I don't know what they did.
They did something bad to somebody's cornflakes.
It was good for somebody.
I'm sorry?
It's good for somebody in Europe to cut that feed off.
Yeah.
So, you know, I've got the typical Deutsche Welle, France 24.
I've got TRT from Turkey.
I've got Al Jazeera, BBC. So there's all of that, and it's all Afghanistan.
And man, are they pissed at Joe Biden.
Pissed, pissed, pissed off.
Who?
Who's they?
All the networks?
Everything on the networks.
So the BBC is the best.
The BBC has just, you know, person after person showing up saying, Joe, this is blood on Joe.
Well, Biden's hands and he screwed it up.
Because they all have...
The Dutch, they went, wait a minute.
You're right.
Like, what are we doing?
They had to scramble to get them out.
Yeah, so when you have, and the Netherlands is small, so, you know, everyone knows someone who's connected to the military in some way, probably, or, you know, it's always a topic about our boys in Afghanistan.
Imagine that, the Dutch, what are they doing there?
Well, it's part of the NATO agreement, so you got to do it.
But everyone's very confused and not happy about this.
Well, how come my kids are there and Joe Biden pulls all the Americans out?
I'll just give you a quick example.
I think we should do the FDA approval first, but I just want to give you a quick example of what came over this morning.
This is the former UK Afghani commander in Afghanistan.
Let me crank this up a little bit, a little more power.
And he was very clear about what he thinks should happen with Joe Biden because of this action.
So the whole world just became vastly more dangerous.
The US government, the US government, President Biden humiliated the United States.
He humiliated the United States Army.
In my opinion...
And I don't say this lightly.
And I've never said it about anybody else, any other leader in this position.
People have been talking about impeaching President Biden.
I don't believe President Biden should be impeached.
He's the Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces, who's just essentially surrendered to the Taliban.
He shouldn't be impeached.
He should be court-martialed for betraying the United States of America and the United States Armed Forces.
LAUGHTER Now, my understanding, this guy is not in NATO at the moment.
No, he's retired.
But he's not a really old guy.
You can find these guys complaining.
It's the BBC, John.
That's the point.
It's not about these guys.
Why is MI6 pissed off at us is the question you're really asking.
Why are British intelligence agents...
No, no.
I'm not saying that.
In fact, I'm not so sure that MI6 doesn't know what's going on.
No, but why are they having BBC do this signaling?
I'd like to know.
It's nontraditional.
Correct.
That's the whole point.
But this is the same everywhere.
They're pulling all kinds of people out.
So, yes, it's an anti-Joe Biden or anti-America or something that they're doing.
And maybe they're just all helping to get Joe out.
I don't know.
It just seems counterintuitive.
Here's my latest.
Joe Biden is going to resign.
Yeah.
Well, if you go back to 1989, when was President Ford in office?
It was the end of the Nixon administration, probably.
Was it 70-something?
73, 74, 75.
Carter got in 76, so it was probably 74.
Well, he said something 20 years after that, 24 years after that, which turns out to be kind of a futuristic statement.
I can tell you how I think it will happen.
He's talking about having a female president.
Because it won't happen...
In the normal course of events, either the Republican or Democrat political party will nominate a man for president and a woman for vice president.
And the woman and man will win.
So you'll end up with a A president, a male, and a vice president, a female.
And in that term of office of the president, the president will die.
He predicts it a little differently.
Yes.
Well, I'm going with resign, but die is possible.
And you gotta wonder, you know, with the vice president back on the scene, all of a sudden she's showing up, she's doing stuff, she's getting ready, she's going to go fly to Vietnam, and then, uh-oh!
We're back now with a surprising hours-long delay of Vice President Kamala Harris' flight to Vietnam as the U.S. Embassy dealt with two new cases of that mystery illness known as Havana Syndrome.
Andrea Mitchell joins us now.
Andrea, this was very unusual.
That's right, Lester.
It was a last-minute delay on the vice president's high-profile trip to Vietnam after embassy staffers reported acoustic symptoms similar to the so-called Havana syndrome over the weekend.
At least one is to be medevaced for treatment.
Security officials decided there was no threat to the vice president since the embassy staff had been working from home because of COVID. NBC has reported as many as 200 reported cases at posts all over the world of this still mysterious ailment.
Three hours late, Vice President Harris arrived in Hanoi, where we are told she will be carrying out her full schedule.
Now, what's the bullshit part of this story?
What?
Well, they say there was another one of those Havana attacks at the embassy in Vietnam, but that's okay because the embassy staff was working from home.
Well, then what, how did that, did they get attacked at home?
Well, the story is very incomplete if what you analyzed is accurate.
So the question is, is there something else going on with the vice president?
Could this be a who gets taken out first thing?
It's very possible that Team Kamala is not in sync with Team Joe, and they may be battling internally.
Regardless, they set her up for another...
I don't know if that made the news or not, but she got up there and she did a whole...
We're giving you a million shots!
A million COVID vaccines!
Except one hour before that, the Chinese donated two million vaccines to Vietnam.
Yeah, but everybody in the world would rather take our shots.
Sure.
If given a choice.
Sure, but it just kind of shows.
Even the Chinese themselves.
I mean, you just got to wonder.
I don't think it's a good look.
Delaying her trip.
Well, she's still cackling.
Somebody asked her something in some minor little sub-clip somebody picked up and they asked her about Afghanistan or something and she started cackling right away.
It's just, I don't know, this is going to be the most interesting part of American history if she becomes president.
For one thing, nobody, especially Hillary, no woman politician likes the idea of this interloper coming in and getting this job.
They all wanted to be the first.
Yeah, that's the problem.
You're absolutely right.
That is the problem.
So I'm sure there's all kinds of forces at work.
We're just seeing the tip.
The tip.
You've got to admit, it's funny because the people I spoke to here, they don't actually know Joe Biden about his mental incapacitation.
The media has done a great job.
Yeah.
I mean, we play all these crazy clips of him, but the media doesn't play those clips and the general public doesn't know half this stuff.
It's really interesting.
I'm so happy I came.
It's only Republicans.
But here people don't even know this at all.
I say, you know, our president has dementia or something.
I say, really?
Have you ever looked at him?
Really?
What?
Well, you know, people don't care.
It's obvious.
I mean, why would they care about that guy?
They're over here.
They care about soccer and their festivals and their ecstasy.
Soccer.
Soccer, number one.
Soccer, number one.
Yes, exactly.
And the crappy team who did so poorly.
Alright, so the big thing that everyone's confused about, which appears to be maybe somewhat purposeful, is the so-called FDA approval of the so-called Pfizer vaccine.
Yeah, I have a number of clips on this.
And the one clip I didn't get because my machine crap failed.
I had a Bork machine, so I didn't get a bunch of clips.
And one of them was the clip that I was saving to catch at the end.
It was the clip that triggered a lot of this, which was that idiot Bannon.
I have the clip.
I have the clip.
Oh, good.
I'm glad you got the clip because this is the formative clip.
This is the clip that triggered, I think.
But who do you think this guy is?
Who do you think he's talking?
The doctor?
Yeah.
The guy who looks like Sean Connery?
Mm-hmm.
And I'm talking about Sean Connery today?
Mm-hmm.
Dead?
Who is he?
Dr.
Robert Malone, the inventor of mRNA.
Oh, is that Malone, the inventor of mRNA?
Well, Malone is...
Okay, Malone goes off the deep end here.
I'm not so sure he does, but do you want to...
You go ahead.
If you play that clip, let me play my series of clips.
Absolutely.
I've been in contact with the PR people at the FDA. Does it go like this?
Hello, Pfizer.
What?
Yeah, it does.
How did you know?
And, okay, play this guy and we'll go from there.
So the little trick that they've done here is they have issued two separate letters for two separate vaccines.
The Pfizer vaccine, which is what is currently available, is still under emergency use authorization and it still has the liability shield.
Once again, the mainstream media has lied to you.
I'm sorry to say that.
I know it's a shock to this room.
But the product that's licensed is the BioNTech product, which is substantially similar but not necessarily identical.
It's called Comirnaty.
I think that's how it's pronounced.
And it's not yet available.
They haven't started manufacturing it or labeling it.
And that's the one that the liability waiver will no longer apply to.
So the one that's actually licensed is not yet available, and when it does become available, it will no longer have the liability shield.
In the interim, the one that does have the liability shield is the Pfizer product, and that's what's currently available, and it's still under emergency use authorization.
So that's no change.
That's the one you meant, right?
That clip?
Yep, yep.
Okay.
Alright, well this is all nonsense.
Can I just give you one piece of incorrect information that may affect your analysis?
Sure.
In Italy, in Germany, in the Netherlands, everyone who got what they thought is the Pfizer, Moderna, in fact got Cominardi.
I've seen the stickers.
That is what they were giving here.
I agree.
Okay.
Because he said that they...
That's part of my thing.
But he said it hasn't been manufactured.
That's just...
Yes, this is the problem.
Yeah.
That's not...
The guy's full of crap.
That's full of it, but that's incorrect.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
It's totally incorrect.
That Comirnaty was already in production and it's been distributed.
I got a note from a guy in Germany because of what I mentioned in my newsletter, which was wrong.
Mm-hmm.
And I believe the FDA is partly responsible for some of these mistakes, but if you read the documents from the FDA, and if you read the Q&A, and if you read the FAQ, which I was sent, it clearly says that the Pfizer...
The Pfizer, BioNTech, blah, blah, blah vaccine is identical to the community.
And the FDA makes that very clear.
And the other thing is, we've talked about this on the show, is that there's a new fund for the vaccines that was set up specifically for these...
Thank you.
The old-fashioned vaccines are still covered by an indemnity pot of money.
The way I understand it, the indemnification remains for if you still get a third shot that is Pfizer, Moderna, and is branded as such.
That is still under the EUA, so no liability.
There's a small window between being approved, which Comirnaty, which to me is just a different label on the same stuff, that they got an approval to market.
And that's the way it reads in Europe as well.
I looked at their approval documentation.
There's a small window until it is put on the schedule by the, I think it's like some vaccine advisory panel who, by the way, was not consulted for this decision.
When they say, okay, it goes on the schedule, that's when the regular vaccination biologic immunity indemnification kicks in.
So there's a little time lag there between when it's on the schedule as the rebranded stuff and And so I think they won't do that at all.
They'll continue to use the EUA branded.
So it's all about the liability until it's put on the schedule.
That's the next thing that has to happen.
Then they'll flip over.
I don't think they'll do anything with it before then.
It's a bookkeeping thing.
It's no big deal.
Here's the FDA approval announcement that started it all off.
The media, of course, doesn't ask the questions you think they'd ask, which is, was there any peer review?
Was there any public discussion?
That never comes up in the conversation.
But here's the FDA approval announcement.
Today is really an important day as the FDA has approved the first COVID-19 vaccine.
And as you heard, the vaccine has been known as the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine and will now be marketed as Comirnaty for prevention of COVID-19 disease in individuals 16 years of age and older.
This is a pivotal moment for our country in the fight against the pandemic.
While this and other vaccines have met the FDA's rigorous scientific standards for emergency use authorization, as the first FDA approved COVID-19 vaccine, the public can be confident that this vaccine meets the FDA's gold standards for safety, effectiveness, and manufacturing quality that we require for an approved product.
As we continue to battle the COVID-19 pandemic, we're acutely aware that vaccines are one of our greatest weapons against the virus.
And we know that vaccine approval holds the promise of altering the course of the pandemic in the United States, and that for some, an FDA-approved COVID vaccine may instill in them the confidence to go and get vaccinated.
I have a question for you.
When you spoke with the FDA PR agency, did you suggest to them that the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Group could do a better job of this announcement?
They did that on a blue mic, on a snowball microphone.
And what the hell was that?
Snowball.
I did, by the way, from the announcement, I did pick up this line.
FDA did not refer this application to the Vaccines and Related Biological Products Committee.
Because our review of the information submitted to this biologic license agreement did not raise concerns or controversial issues that would have benefited from an advisory committee discussion.
I mean, I think if it was the most rigorous ever, you probably should have taken that step.
Otherwise, it's not the most rigorous.
So here we go with...
I think the confusion...
Yes, I'm not going to...
Nobody's going to argue with any of this.
The...
This Woodcock woman, she's a substitute teacher.
Let's start with that premise.
Who's running the FDA. Yes, and she's also a temporary person in that role, correct?
Correct.
Substitute teacher.
Okay.
I thought she was an actual substitute teacher and didn't bat an eye thinking, yeah, that makes sense.
Yes, she's the substitute.
She's the standard.
I was just being facetious.
I know, but it fits so perfectly with what she's doing.
She seems like one, actually.
A real substitute teacher.
Okay.
So here's where I think the confusion began, and it's her.
This is her again.
FDA had confusing comment, and if you parse this like any normal person would do, in fact, this is what I think, you know, even the guy that was on Banyan's show, if you parse this carefully and you listen carefully, you could see where people go, what?
Here we go.
The FDA-approved vaccine and the EUA-authorized vaccine have the same formulation and can be used interchangeably to provide the COVID-19 vaccine series.
Oh, okay.
So I know what she's saying is you can use either brand for your first and second.
But she didn't say that.
She said the EUA vaccine and the approved vaccine as though there are two separate things.
But she's just reading.
So she's not the idiot.
It's the whole FDA. Well, there's probably these PR people.
They have like 20 of them, by the way.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, Curry and Devorak Consulting Group, get on the government team, man.
Government won't hire us.
The FDA had...
This is confusing comment number two.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, that was actually confusing comment number two.
I'm sorry.
This is confusing comment number one.
I didn't mean to do it.
Well, today's approval includes people ages 16 and older.
The vaccine continues to be available under emergency use authorization for individuals 12 through 15 years of age and to provide a third dose for certain immunocompromised individuals.
Healthcare providers can continue to use the vaccine on their shelves.
It was provided under EUA while production of the approved vaccine product is underway.
Yeah, the whole rollout was a total botch.
I agree with you 100%.
So I think they confuse people.
And then we had this guy, the guy who was head of virology, I can't remember his name, Wall or something.
He was with her.
And he said the following thing, which just was, are these people...
I thought this was egregious.
This is the FDA saying that nobody has died.
I'd like to take this opportunity to comment on one of the biggest challenges that we still face in getting the public vaccinated.
And that's the overwhelming amount of information that's been circulating about COVID-19 vaccines.
We've heard false claims that COVID-19 vaccines cause infertility, contain microchips, and cause COVID-19.
And worse, we've heard false claims that thousands of people have died from the vaccine.
Let me be clear.
These claims are simply not true.
Okay, talking point.
Talking point.
Who said this very same thing?
I want to say...
I can't remember what show he was on.
Listen to this.
Osterholm, our guy, Dr.
Death himself, the devil comes in.
But let me just remind you of this.
185 million people in this country have received one of the mRNA vaccines, either the Pfizer or the Moderna vaccines.
And if you look at the only side effect that those vaccines have had has been a type of inflammation around the heart called myocarditis.
It's very, very rare, and it's typically very mild.
Not one person, this is an important number, not one person in this country has died as a result of the 185 million people who received the vaccine.
I wish aspirin had a safety profile that good.
He adds a little bit on top.
He is freewheeling though.
So this is a talking point.
It's a talking point.
It's a talking lie.
But it's a talking point.
It's a lie.
Yeah.
The VAERS database indicates that people just take the shot and drop dead on the spot.
How is this not being not dead?
Oh, because that was Johnson& Johnson.
No, it was no.
No.
I was like, listen to this.
There's at least 4,000, depending on how you look at these numbers, that have died from the shot.
Yeah, I know, depending on how you look at the numbers.
But you're going to get this from any vaccine.
People die from vaccine shots.
That's why they have the liability thing.
That's why they got the bill.
Not at that level.
Not at that level.
Well, no, but very few vaccines have gone out to 180 million people either.
So let's just say the level...
I'm going to just say the level is fairly normal.
Okay, maybe it's higher than usual.
But if it is even normal, people die from vaccine shots.
They have reactions.
They have an anaphylactic shock.
I get your point.
Saying that no one died from it is just a lie.
It has to be a lie by definition.
Because there's no vaccine in the world that hasn't killed somebody.
So what is the point of the lie?
That's the question I have to ask.
Well, I would say to simply said, these people are dumb.
Hey, you know what?
People are still hesitant.
Let's tell them no one died.
I mean, that sounds like this PR agency is doing that.
You start bullshitting the public like this and they're going to be more hesitant.
What are they hiding?
Well, it's a talking point because Osterholm, as we know, is an agent of some sorts for someone, and he was very clear, like, oh yes, let me be clear, let me remind everybody, like it was a thing before.
Well, within his lie was another lie, which he says the only side effect has been a little myocarditis or whatever these heart ailments.
That's not true.
People have had headaches for days.
That's not a side effect.
People have had arms they couldn't move.
We got a letter today from someone who, you know, they couldn't move their arm for a month.
That's not a side effect?
You can't move your arm for a month?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Or somebody has a baseball-sized lump on their arm.
That's not a side effect?
Is that normal?
Yeah.
Didn't you listen to Dr.
Bill?
It hurts a lot.
Yeah.
And that's a side effect.
Severe pain, I think he said.
Severe pain is a side effect.
He said there's no side effects.
Um, okay.
So I'm looking at the, uh, European, this is the European, uh, Cominati, Cominati.
What a stupid name, by the way.
The same people who did that, this is, who does this?
Who comes up with these dumb names?
I don't know, but did you notice that within the name is R... I mean, mRNA?
Yeah, well, they actually have given the etymology themselves.
It's COVID, mRNA, and then there's T and Ys or something else.
It's like a stupid...
Tiny Tim.
Again, Curry Dvorak Consulting Group.
No, we do a better job.
Of course, we come up with Freedom Shot.
Freedom Shot.
Penny M6. Penny M6. It's Pfizer, now with Intel inside.
We could have done a lot of things.
Do-do-do-do-do.
People really trust that sound, that intel sound.
From the European authorization, the most common side effects with COVID-19 were usually mild or moderate and got better within a few days after vaccination.
These included pain and swelling at the injection site, tiredness, headache, muscle and joint pain.
Chills, fever, diarrhea, the effect more than 1 in 10 people, redness at the injection site.
That idiot said there's no side effects.
Nausea and vomiting occurred in less than 1 in 10 people, still 10%.
That's a lot.
Itching at the injection site, pain in the arm where the vaccine was injected, enlarged lymph nodes, difficulty sleeping, feeling unwell, allergic reactions such as rash, itchy, itch rash, rapid swelling under the skin were uncommon side effects, less than 1 in 100 people.
Weakness in muscles on one side of face, acute peripheral facial paralysis or palsy occurred rarely in less than 1 in 1,000 people.
Your likelihood of getting COVID is that number.
Thank you.
A very small number of cases of myocarditis, inflammation of the heart muscle, and pericarditis, inflammation of the membrane around the heart, have occurred with Comirnaty?
Comirnaty?
Allergic reactions have also recurred with Comirnaty, including a very small number of cases of severe allergic reactions, anaphylaxis.
As for all vaccines, Comirnaty should be given under close supervision with appropriate medical treatment available.
Okay, hold on.
So they had that idiot friend of yours, Osterholm.
Would you stop calling him my friend?
You met him?
You met him?
You're a friend.
You met him?
Yeah, he's the same friend level as Joe.
So this guy, this Ulsterholm guy, says all this bullcrap.
What you just read is what the reporter should have read to him.
I would have read that exact same list to him and said, so you're saying there's no side effects, but yet I'm reading this.
How do you explain that, sir?
Are you vying for a mainstream news gig?
Because there's no way you're going to get to ask these questions.
Of course not.
I have a better idea.
Let's talk to the CEO of Pfizer.
Let's ask him what's going on.
And the guy to do it?
John C. Dvorak!
Oh no!
They went for the equity hire.
Lester Holt.
You'll recall the speed was one of the things that worried some people who were cautious and hesitant.
They thought this process is moving way too fast.
What do you say to those folks now?
I think that for those people that they were a little bit reluctant because they wanted to see a full approval, now they have the full confirmation of one of the most respected agencies in the world, the FDA, that the product of the vaccine is effective and safe.
Talk if you can for a moment about the safety.
What have you learned about it?
Oh, by the way, listen to how this is chopped together.
I mean, it's not that apparent on video, but in audio, you can just hear every question jacked right into the conversation.
By the way, the CEO of Pfizer sounds just like the nutball translator that was on the Woody Allen movie, Bananas.
Who greeted Woody when he came down the...
Anyway, people who've seen that movie remember this and the guy was chased off by a couple of guys in white coats and a butterfly net.
But that's exactly what he sounds like.
It could be the same guy.
I mean, this could be an actor for all we know.
I've never seen the CEO of Pfizer.
The vaccine is effective and safe.
Talk, if you can, for a moment, about the safety.
What have you learned about serious side effects in this vaccine?
They are very rare.
There are side effects, and some of them serious, but they are very, very rare.
Very, very rare.
One in a hundred is not that rare.
One in a thousand.
And there's all these other ones that are cumulative.
It has to be a pretty high number.
And everybody gets a sore arm except one person I've known who I think may have gotten a saline shot has gotten an immovable arm for a while.
That's a side effect.
But at least he said some are serious.
At least he was a little more honest than Osterholm, the spokeshole, and the FDA spokeshole.
So at least he's saying something honest, semi.
Defects.
And some of them serious, but they are very, very rare.
And what can you tell us about the effectiveness of the drug?
We know it was 95% guarding against infection back in those initial trials, now down to 91%.
Is this a one-way trip downward for this vaccine?
We realized through the real-world data that after several months, there is a need for a booster because that will continue providing you the high level of efficacy that you observed immediately after the second dose.
As you know, we're seeing a lot of companies and institutions right now moving toward mandating that their employees or their students get the vaccine.
Does Pfizer expect to require and mandate its employees become fully vaccinated?
Hold on.
Can you back that up again?
Because the way he phrased that, he says a lot of companies have mandated their employees or their students What is he thinking?
Are they considering nowadays the universities and the educational systems to be companies?
Are you considering Lester Holt to be an intelligent individual who can get a full sentence out of his mouth?
Need for a booster.
Because that will continue providing you the high level of efficacy that you observe immediately after the second dose.
As you know, we're seeing a lot of companies and institutions right now moving towards mandating that their employees or their students get the vaccine.
Does Pfizer expect to require and mandate its employees become fully vaccinated?
No.
We have asked our employees that they should be fully vaccinated or taking twice a week the test.
But, you know, we have approximately 90% of our people already vaccinated, fully vaccinated.
Do you anticipate or maybe stay up at night thinking about the possibility you're going to have to go back in the lab at some point and come up with something better?
Oh, yes.
We do that constantly.
We are making right now a specialized vaccine for Delta.
I'm almost certain that we will not need it.
Because the current vaccine is very, very, very effective against Delta.
But we cannot take that chance.
Alright, so...
That's what this is about.
But we've had this issue between is it a third dose?
Is it a booster?
They've not figured out this marketing because this guy calls it a booster.
It was supposed to be a third dose.
We went back to Booster, and here's Osterholm again.
Dr.
Osterholm, on the heels of this news we're getting today about the J&J shot and possibly an extra shot, you actually take issue with the word booster.
Explain why we're getting that language wrong, in your opinion.
Well, because I'm a dick.
Well, a booster infers that I at one time had full protection from the virus and kind here with the vaccine.
But when you think about childhood vaccines, for example, some of them we actually give three or four doses before we actually get to the basic level of protection.
And so what we have to distinguish here...
You know, I heard this.
I'm like, really?
I think there's a booster for one shot that I can think of, although a lot has changed since...
I was rearing a child.
He said three or four.
You're getting three or four shots before you get to anything.
What's he talking about?
This guy is insane.
Yeah, he's on ABC, GMA, Hour 3.
Some of them, we actually give three or four doses before we actually get to the basic level of protection.
And so what we have to distinguish here...
I think I know what it is now.
Okay, we'll continue.
Let them talk.
For the immune compromise, for example, where they never did accomplish getting to that level of protection with their first two doses.
So giving them a third dose is not really a booster.
It's what I call part of the prime series.
Now for those that did get adequate immune protection at one point, then it wanes.
That then becomes a booster kind of idea, meaning that Okay, you did get protection, but it's starting to not look so good.
Let's boost it up.
And I think distinguishing those are important because we don't want to use boosters if we don't have to to prevent serious illness and hospitalizations.
We need the vaccines around the world.
But if we need them for a prime series to say you got to have three doses before you're protected, then I think that's a very different situation.
Ah, okay.
So they were starting to talk about the J&J vaccine because, turns out, you need two shots of that now.
That's going to be recommended.
And I think what he was saying is, well, you know, Pfizer, yeah, that's a booster.
But J&J, that was just inadequate to start with.
You really needed to listen to this short clip.
Johnson& Johnson said a booster shot of its COVID-19 vaccine provided a rapid and strong increase in antibodies, supporting use of a second shot among people who previously received its single dose immunization.
The number of antibodies jumped ninefold after a second dose of J&J, which has been linked.
To an extremely rare number of blood clot issues.
So, when you do a report about a booster and then say, oh, by the way, it had some issues, that's Pfizer marketing.
Yeah, there's a couple of things, but there's also Johnson& Johnson is flat-footed.
There is a thing that you have to imagine Johnson& Johnson originally and their original marketing as this begins and they say, I've got it.
We've got a cheaper solution, which was cheaper.
It's like half the price of Johnson& Johnson and a third the price of Moderna.
And we only have one shot.
One and done, baby.
People will flock.
They'll flock to our shot because it's cheaper and it's only one shot.
Meanwhile, these other guys are putting in two, three shots.
They're thinking maybe there's a fourth coming down the road.
The Johnson& Johnson people must be saying to themselves, What did we do wrong?
We're idiots.
We've got the one shot.
It's cheaper.
But everyone's going, they want the extra shots.
They're nuts.
And so they came up with, oh, maybe we should ask them to see when we do a second shot.
I mean, they've got to be beside themselves in the marketing department.
This is all either politics or marketing.
I don't think it has much to do with medicine or science anymore.
Oh, no.
That's been ditched in the...
Years ago.
This is all marketing.
Now, everyone who I talk to, because they're already talking about, I think somewhere I read that the Israeli vaccine, you know, freedom passport is what they call it, the freedom passport is being updated so that you don't have full freedom until you have your third shot.
So, yeah.
I can't believe the Israelis are this weenie-ish that they've bought into this whole thing.
For all practical purposes, the shots are mandated by the government in Israel.
Well, there's some real problems in Israel, and it's not being talked about.
They have people in hospitals and 84% of them are vaccinated.
Some are very, very sick.
That's why a lot of these people want to give them a third dose.
And then the CDC director, Walensky, had this egg she dropped.
Additionally, reports from our international colleagues, including Israel, suggest increased risk of severe disease amongst those vaccinated early.
So those who were vaccinated early, they now have increase of severe disease from COVID. Yeah, nice move, Walensky.
I mean, that's really an issue.
Well, somebody had to be the test market.
And if the Israelis are so stupid that they're going to go along with this to begin with, fine, then they can be the test market and we can just see what happens there.
But no one's saying, hey, this is a problem.
This is failing.
You're not hearing that.
I am.
That's what I hear.
Well, on the news?
Do you have clips?
No, no.
I hear it when I hear Walensky.
I hear it when I see the analysis of what's going on in Israel.
I hear it when they talk about the third dose.
I hear it when Johnson& Johnson panics because they're not making enough money.
Nobody's flocking to their one-shot cheap vaccine solution, which is as good as anything.
Anybody I ask...
I say, you know, this is coming down.
Are you going to take a third?
Are you going to accept the third vaccination into your life?
Most people are like, no, no, no.
I did my thing now.
I did my thing.
In fact, Bill Maher on HBO made himself even less popular with his audience.
And I think this is a representative from...
Rose is his last name.
Is that a California representative?
I don't know about Rose.
He's a douche.
But here's Bill Maher on The Boosters.
Ah!
Because now they want us to do all these boosters we were talking about with Andrew.
I mean, I don't want a booster.
Look, I never wanted the vaccine.
I took one for the team.
And by the way, you know who doesn't get a lot of vaccines?
Millennials.
I know a lot of millennials, especially the 20-year-olds.
They don't want it.
They don't want it.
They don't think they need it.
They're probably right.
But I tell them, I didn't want it either.
I took one for the team.
But every eight months, you're going to put this shit in me?
I don't know about that.
Maybe I don't need one.
I don't want a one-size-fits-all.
My body may be different than your body.
Yeah, I lost you, man.
That's crazy.
My body isn't different.
Everybody's body isn't somewhat different.
I just read the statistics about who dies from this.
You're trying to be cute and you're rolling the dice.
I'm not trying to be cute.
I know I'm in your house.
I don't want to step over the line here.
But genuinely, genuinely, people's lives are on the line.
And just as significantly, just as significantly, our very way of life is on the line here.
It's very important.
That people get vaccinated.
It's very important that we express trust in our institutions.
I said I took one for the teens.
Right.
I'm saying get vaccinated.
But if there's a need for boosters, particularly, absolutely, as the evidence is showing amongst those who have underlying conditions, amongst the elderly, so on and so forth, it's important that they take the limits of the virus.
It's important that they trust those who are urging them to do it.
Okay, but you just said underlying conditions and elderly.
I don't count myself either.
So is my body different?
What?
Can I have some medical autonomy?
No.
Do you hear the hypnosis?
The guy's even saying, no, you lost me there, man.
You lost me.
You're totally crazy.
What you thinking, man?
The team needs you to take more.
Wow.
That guy, that's a sick, I wouldn't have that guy represent me in a million years.
I have to, just as an aside, so I'm watching, one of the channels on the OTA system is the Forever channel or something.
They've got all these different networks now.
They have old Carson shows on.
Bill Maher's first stand-up ever on TV on the Carson show.
Was it good?
I had other things to do, but I said, oh, I'm going to watch this.
Well, he's pretty much the same way he presents himself now, except for one thing.
He talks about his background.
He says, well, my parents were immigrants.
My father, I think his father's Jewish.
His mom's a Catholic.
And he says, I was raised a Catholic, and I still go to church a lot when I have certain kinds of needs.
And he does some Catholic jokes.
I got the biggest kick out of that.
He still goes to church.
Okay.
What happened, Bill?
Alex Berenson tweeted, he says, New Israeli preprint, he has a little image of it, shows, not so from Israel, preprint means study that has not been published yet, but it's preprint.
It's alright, FDA uses that too, whenever it suits them.
Shows natural immunity to SARS-CoV-2 is far superior to the artificial kind.
Vaccinated people were 13 times as likely to be infected and 27 times to have symptomatic infections as a matched cohort that was previously infected.
And this is with Delta dominant.
So these numbers show that this is probably antibody...
What is it?
Dependence enhancement?
Blah, blah, blah.
I lost it.
What?
I don't know.
I forgot what it's called.
It's antibody dependence enhancements, I think.
Well, there's a new term.
There's a new term.
It's called original antigenic sin.
And it's a real thing.
Original antigenic sin.
And this means that whatever you were infected with first, so let's say your first infection was Delta, your antibodies will always, no matter what version, what strain they see of coronavirus, they will produce that response, not probably what you need for the next variant.
And that's what the original antigenic sin is.
Yes.
And as a part of that, we have antigenic drift.
I mean, these are just great.
I think you're going to be hearing more about this.
The antigenic drift.
We're going to be hearing about it.
This is getting on my nerves.
The smart money in Holland did the right thing.
Pulled the plug on the narrative.
It may be coming back, though.
I'm not sure.
Oh, it'll come back because there's too much money and the pharma money's got to be there.
They've got to form a government first, and I think that's what they've got to do.
Now, there was this one doctor, and we've had a lot of doctors on, and she testified in, I want to say, Illinois, Michigan, I'm sorry, against mandates.
Her name is Dr.
Christina Parks.
I pulled a minute and a half from her testimony.
What about the flu vaccine?
Well, they have shown that basically there's no difference, there's no statistical difference if you're vaccinated or unvaccinated, whether you get the flu or not.
But it's even worse because although that first year it is somewhat effective, it's about 65% effective at preventing symptoms in you, After that, it actually has negative efficacy.
And I want to address this because it's very important.
Vaccines are made to a specific variant.
And when that variant mutates, the vaccine no longer recognizes it.
And so it's like you're seeing a completely new virus.
And because that's so, you actually get more severe symptoms when you're vaccinated against one variant, and then it mutates, and then your body sees the other variant.
So there's a potential and the science shows that, in fact, with the flu, if you get vaccinated in multiple years, you are more likely to get severe disease.
You are more likely to have more viral replication and you are more likely to be hospitalized, both in adults and in children.
We are seeing the same thing in covid with the Delta variant.
And so we are mandating that people get a vaccine that could actually make them more sick when they're exposed to the virus.
In fact, this week, a paper came out, and what it showed is that with this Delta variant, when you're vaccinated, your body makes antibodies that are supposed to neutralize the virus.
But they were supposed to neutralize the old variant.
When they see this new variant, what they're doing is they're actually, the antibodies are taking the virus and helping it infect the cells.
All right, that science was just published this week.
We need to be looking at the science and we need our policy to reflect the science and we also need it to reflect our rights.
You heard it here first, you'll never hear it again.
Dr.
Christina Parks.
That's probably true, but there's this missing element to this, and there's been a missing element to all of our clips in the last, probably, month.
And it's an element of what she doesn't bring up, which is the two words, spike protein.
Mm-hmm.
Now, the way it works, supposedly, is that the coronaviruses, no matter what variant, they all have these spike proteins, and the point is that the Pfizer-Moderna-BioNTech, whatever you want to call it, when you say it, it really doesn't sound right.
Yeah.
It supposedly creates these spike proteins and that's what the body reacts to when it sees the spike protein and all coronaviruses have the spike protein and so the variant doesn't matter.
The spike proteins are going to be the same because that's on them.
This makes coronavirus what it is.
So that kind of flies in the face of that idea.
Of what idea?
The idea that you get a shot and then your body goes, oh, this is only for the certain variant.
It's not.
It's for the spike protein.
And all the variants have spike protein.
So it's just like she's mixing the ideas behind flu, which is true, because every flu, you know, they try to figure out what the three strains or four strains are going to be, and they put it in the shot.
And then supposedly you get lucky.
Well, you say this with such authority, I'm just going to think that you know what you're talking about.
I'm not saying it with authority.
I'm saying it with what we know already and what we've been talking about, which is spike protein, spike protein, spike protein.
And for some reason, those two words have been dropped from all these clips in the last month.
I haven't heard the worst spike protein in any clip.
Maybe we're not worth clipping at all.
What happened to the spike protein and the whole theory?
What theory?
What theory?
The theory that the mRNA vaccine creates spike proteins and your body reacts to the spike protein and coronaviruses all have spike proteins, so it shouldn't make any difference what the variant is.
Well, at this point, since we've never seen said spike proteins, it may all be bullcrap.
It may be bullcrap.
It's always possible that it's all bullcrap, but I'm just saying what the litany is.
I got you.
Spike proteins.
I heard it.
Well, of course, because whatever that idea was, it's not working.
So, how about this?
The spike proteins aren't working.
There, the 10-second clip.
Now, what this led to immediately was mandates.
And I have just a couple of examples of some crazy people and some mandates around the world.
We don't have to stick too long with each one.
But first, let us listen to the president of the United States, who I feel just put it out there like, OK, everybody, I want company.
You should mandate.
You should enslave your people, force them to take the shot.
This to me is really horrible to hear any president say this in any country.
Today I'm calling on more country, more companies I should say, in the private sector to step up with vaccine requirements that will reach millions more people.
If you're a business leader, a non-profit leader, a state or local leader who has been waiting for full FDA approval to require vaccinations, I call on you now to do that.
Require it.
Do what I did last month.
Require your employees to get vaccinated or face strict requirements.
So let's do what Joe did, was his employees, I think he means the U.S. military, for one, who will be coerced.
What is the Secretary's policy?
Stop, stop.
Stop that clip and go back to the Biden clip, because I didn't notice this before, but play the very end of it.
He says face strict requirements.
Did he say requirements or restrictions?
Play the end of it again.
Hold on, let me bring it up.
Today I'm calling on more...
Do what I did last month.
Require your employees to get vaccinated or face strict requirements.
Yeah, requirements.
What does that mean?
Again, you're asking me if the President of the United States can get a coherent sentence out of his face?
Now, by the way, I agree with you 100%.
It's frightening that a President would tell companies what to do.
So Kirby, the spokeshole for defense, was asked this question, like, oh, okay, so how's this going to work?
What is the Secretary's policy or decision on any troops who refuse to get the vaccine?
Great question.
What the Secretary has communicated to the military departments is to execute this mandatory vaccination program with obviously skill and professionalism, which we always do, but also with a measure of compassion.
And so for a member who still objects...
Now obviously you can ask for an exemption on religious grounds, and you certainly could be exempt if you have a pre-existing condition that your doctor advises you not to get it, obviously.
But if it's an objection outside those two frameworks...
The individual will be offered a chance to sit down with a physician and have that physician communicate to them the risks that they're taking by continuing to not want to take the vaccine.
They will also be offered a chance to sit down with their chain of command and their leadership to talk about the risks that their objection will impose on the unit and on the force and on their teammates.
And the point is, Court, that The commanders have a wide range of tools available to them to help their teammates make the right decision for themselves, for their families, and for their units.
And we expect, and the secretary expects, that the commanders will use those tools short of having to use the UCMJ. Okay, so first of all, this team business, stop.
Okay?
We have battalions, platoons, we have all kinds of words, but his team?
That's his team?
No.
Agree.
Second, what tools do we have?
Nipple clamps?
Finger drills?
I mean, what kind of tools do we have?
I didn't get an answer to that, of course.
But this is how a lot of these people are thinking.
We'll just coerce everybody.
And the people who are really running the show, which I'm still convinced is some of the old Obama people, Valerie Jarrett is way too involved.
I see Clintonistas popping up on the news.
Susan Rice is working now.
This is Obama's Assistant Secretary for Homeland Security.
Kagan, I forget her name.
Here's what she thinks about mandates.
There is a large group that says, I am an American with a valid ID. I have a credit card.
I can afford a flight to Los Angeles to go see my family for the holidays.
The government telling me what I have to do with my body before I can get on a flight.
My body, my choice.
But you have to listen to this woman who's already laughing when this person is getting the question ready.
Telling me what I have to do with my body before I can get on a flight that I can pay for is big government at its worst.
Yeah.
Well, welcome to reality.
The other times that you went on an airplane.
I mean, come on.
I mean, you're giving up your name, your number.
I mean, you're giving up...
Your birth date, you're having x-rays go through your system, you can't drink your water, you can't smoke if you're still doing that.
The government sets all sorts of regulations for safety and security.
We already live in that world, and this is just an additional requirement.
Think of what the government can do as simply setting the floor for appropriate conduct.
You can do whatever you want.
You can not get the vaccine.
You can choose to go over the speed limit.
But there will be consequences for that.
And putting a requirement for vaccination for the privilege, because that's what it is, of flying or getting from point A to point B, is consistent with all sorts of other safety floors that the federal government has done across almost every aspect of your life.
I have no words for this.
It's a privilege, by the way.
It's a privilege.
And you already give up all your information.
So, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Can I put my finger up your butt, lady, just for security?
I mean, why not?
We should make that legal.
She had a little bit more to say when it comes to vaccine passports.
And I gather you'd make that same argument to someone who says, I don't want to have to carry a vaccine passport, for example.
It's my personal medical history.
I think there's this notion of freedom that has animated the unvaccinated, or at least the defense of the unvaccinated.
And so I want to be clear here.
People are still free to say no, this is not someone grabbing you on the corner and sticking a needle in your arm.
You can still have those freedoms that people are talking about.
But the unvaccinated now must know there is a cost, a cost that can't just be borne by the vaccinated.
And maybe it's good that I'm not a doctor right now.
I mean, in the sense that, you know, we've been hearing for months and months, you know, follow the science, follow the science.
And I get that.
And I follow the science.
But, you know, at some stage, we just have to look at it and go, look, we're sort of done with pretty please and people's feelings and how they feel about freedom and how they feel about liberty.
You know, the vaccinated have feelings, too.
This woman should be run out of the country, actually, now that I hear it.
The vaccinated have feelings, too.
Yeah, but we've got to stop talking about everyone's feelings.
Yeah, the vaccinated have feelings, too.
Well, I can tell you where this is going, and it's within the airline industry.
Who was the, hold on a second, who was that horrible person?
Assistant Secretary for Homeland Security under Obama.
Kajim.
K-A-something.
K-A-H-J-I-M. What a terrible person.
Her American passport should be taken away.
Oh yeah, no, she should be kicked out of the country.
So Delta Airlines is leading the way in what I think will be the first of many ways to...
Nudge the unvaccinated.
And Delta Airlines is going to charge an additional $200 a month to unvaccinated employees to cover higher medical costs.
Is there any documentation for the higher medical costs?
Is there any proof that they have higher medical costs?
It doesn't matter.
They've already done it.
Oh, they're just going to do it.
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
And I'm sure that my crappy ass Oscar Health, which has an 8 million deductible, I'm sure they'll be saying, oh, if you haven't been vaccinated, your rates are going up.
You can just wait for it.
Just wait for it.
Oscar health.
I know.
This is imagine a guy in a garbage can.
The URL is actually highoscar.com.
I know.
It's really bad.
It's really bad.
Even worse.
In Australia, you think we have it bad on the horizon, they're building more facilities in Queensland.
I think they call it the Queensland Community Quarantine Facility.
This is a commitment by the Wagner family working with the Queensland Government to say to the people of Queensland, we want to keep you safe.
And the best way to keep you safe and to keep Delta out of Queensland is to build as quickly as possible a regional quarantine facility.
I have listened to Queenslanders.
I know how much they support a regional quarantine facility to be in Queensland.
They want their community kept safe.
That's what they're saying to me, and we are delivering it.
This is a race.
We are up against a highly infectious Delta variant that's sweeping the world.
We don't know what's next.
We need to get these facilities up and running.
And everybody has seen how successful Howard Springs is.
Yeah, baby!
Woo!
It's successful!
So you'll have your freedom in the facility.
But then the New South Wales Premier promised everybody some ex-Premier, promised all of her subjects a reward if they got the six million vaccinated.
This was an exciting happening.
Gladys Berejiklian was on the 730 report last night where she was asked about what is the freedom that is coming.
Well, I'd always...
I'm sorry.
She announced some freedom is coming.
There's a freedom on the way for you people.
Reach six million, you get some freedom.
She was asked about what is the freedom that is coming.
Well, I'd always promised our citizens that during September there'd be one extra thing they can do so long as we hit the six million jabs by the end of August.
So there'll be at least one extra thing our citizens can do next month in September.
And what's that likely to be?
John, do you have an idea what this freedom may be?
You can pee in the street?
Almost.
No.
Any other ideas?
You can sing.
Well, our health experts are working on that.
Now, there's speculation that that one thing fully vaccinated people will be able to do next month once we reach that six million jab target is going to be going and getting a haircut at the hairdresser as long as both parties are fully vaccinated.
But again, we won't know details until the end of the week.
So the rumoured freedom will be you can go to the barbershop.
And get a haircut.
And get a haircut.
Did you notice, did you see that letter this guy sent us that accused us of being full of crap about Australia?
Even though all we do is play their clips.
We don't talk.
We've never, we're not in Australia.
No, what did he say?
What did he say?
He says that this bull crap, he says, all your information is wrong.
We're fine down here.
And no kids were kidnapped from the streets and then forced to vaccination.
I never said that either, so.
I never said it.
No.
Ugh.
Who cares?
I care.
I care about what our producers think.
The French are boycotting the passeport sanitaire.
You can't eat anywhere, drink anywhere, hang out anywhere without having a vaccination proof.
So they're boycotting, vaccinated or not, passport or not, by eating their lunches picnic style in front of cafes all over Paris.
It's very cool to see.
I'm glad the French finally got fed up.
Yeah.
So there's a lot of these mandate issues, a lot of people emailing about, certainly within healthcare.
In fact, in Illinois, now that Pfizer's FDA approved, any patients who are admitted to the hospital for any medical reason, even just overnight for monitoring, and if you're undiagnosed, will be given the first Pfizer shot, and an appointment will be made right away for your second.
So, you know, it's like no healthcare unless you do that.
So, a lot of these mandates are putting many of the producers of Gitmo Nation into trouble.
And you recall we had our producers who own or run a meat processing plant.
And the FSIS, that's the Food Safety Inspection Service, that said, look, if you don't have a mask mandate, then we can't safely perform our inspection, so you will not get a USDA seal of approval on your product.
And I guess they held firm because I got a note from them.
As of 3.30 p.m.
today, we can no longer apply the mark of inspection to our product.
We're putting the USDA and FSIS on blast for this coercion and could use some help.
We've got some studies questioning the efficacy of masks but would like to add to the stack of info we can throw at them.
Can you throw me any links to stuff you found?
Headed to No Agenda Social later to blast it out.
So they're putting them on blast.
I actually did find something by coincidence.
That's why I thought of them.
And it started with this clip.
This is a woman.
I think she was at a frontline doctor's event and she got up and she talked about her job, her profession, which is industrial hygienist, which I had not heard of before.
And she was kind of difficult to hear because she's yelling into a mic, an auditorium, so she's got 30 seconds, but she did give me a pointer to find out more about this, but just to hear a little bit of how fired up she was about industrial hygienists really knowing what's going on with masks.
This is not about the health and safety.
That's not my opinion that is fact.
Because the fact is, every single mask that someone has on this roof has 0% efficacy.
The reason I know that is because I am a court credentialed expert.
I have been on countless court cases over the past year and I've won every single one.
In favor of doctors I've defended, military people, you name it.
Teachers.
Suing their employers.
I've protected them and we've won every case because the science is on my side.
So please write this down.
Everybody write this down.
Go on YouTube and look up Petty Podcast.
Petty.
Steven Petty is a mentor of mine.
He's the highest credentialed industrial hygienist in my field.
Alright, so when she said, hey, I've won court cases against mask mandates, I thought immediately of our producers.
And this note came in right after I'd heard her, and so I went to see Dr.
Petty's channel.
Dr.
Petty is the most undynamic gentleman in the world.
He's really, really, really slow, but I cut out all of the pauses.
And I just have, let me see, I have three clips here.
I tried to keep them as short as possible, this first one.
He'll explain what an industrial hygienist is and what an industrial hygienist does.
Well, an industrial hygienist is technically under the American Industrial Hygiene Association.
It's a little bit of a long-winded definition, but it's worth reading.
An industrial hygienist is someone who's involved in the science and art devoted to the anticipation, key word, recognition, evaluation, and control of those environmental factors or stressors arising in or from the workplace, which may cause sickness, impaired health and well-being, or significant discomfort among workers and among citizens in the community.
Of course, really impaired health would be if it kills you.
So we're interested in things that can make you uncomfortable all the way to things that can make you so sick that you may pass.
So, the field of industrial hygiene is obviously associated with exposure, personal protective equipment, and warnings.
In other words, control of these hazards that you may encounter.
The difficulty we face, particularly today in the COVID world, is that most of the people talking about exposure and control of exposure are medical doctors.
And while they may be perfectly very intelligent individuals, They really are not industrial hygienists, whose goal, again, is the control of exposures and determination of what PPE to wear and when.
And as a consequence, we're getting a lot of misinformation from people, particularly physicians in the media, talking about industrial hygiene.
Again, industrial hygienists are not associated, as I say on the bottom, are not associated with dentistry.
We're not industrial hygiene folks.
We're industrial hygienists, and our goal primarily is to control, ultimately, the recognition, evaluation, and control of things that can hurt you.
And I actually remember, in New York with Think New Ideas, I remember we had to bring in, I brought in, I don't remember the term, industrial hygienist, but we had people who weren't feeling well in a certain part of the building, and I had someone come and check the air.
So these are the people who actually know how to protect you from something that's swirling around.
And he puts up this upside-down pyramid, and he shows all the things in order of importance that can be done to protect anyone from, in this case, from breathing in the COVID virus.
And down at the bottom, below the point, below the most worthless piece, is masks.
And above that is respirators.
And, of course, there's a huge difference between the two.
And what this shows is that masks, well, he'll tell you that they do nothing, but they're not even a part of what you need to look at to stop spread.
And these are the people who get paid to do it professionally within business life, school life, everywhere.
I want to talk briefly about one of the core concepts of industrial hygiene, and that is this term called hierarchy of controls.
And hierarchy of controls was developed by the National Safety Council in about 1950, although elements of it are recognized back into the 1920s.
And what this shows is what an industrial hygienist or what in general one who is trying to control a hazard should do from the most effective to the least effective.
So the most effective items are towards the top and the least effective items are towards the bottom.
Now with respect to COVID, substitution and elimination if the COVID virons are around is really not an option.
The next best thing we can do is what we call engineering controls.
And that means we can either try to dilute through ventilation, destroy, or contain the COVID virus.
Obviously, containment is probably not realistic, but certainly dilution and destruction are.
Personal protective equipment, or PPE, which for inhalation means respirators, is the way that one protects someone generally in the short term.
You don't want people in the long term in respirators or PPE because they...
It's well recognized for decades that people don't wear PPE properly.
Now, before I play the difference between a mask and a respirator, I am fortunate to be in the presence of a former air pollution inspector, and I would like to know if any of this rings true and if this is of any value.
Well, I don't know about ringing true.
Air pollution is a little different situation, which is...
Area-wide, and has to do with the contaminants.
I suppose if you put a Scott air pack on, it would prevent you from getting a lot of these things.
On your head?
Strap it off?
No, it's the whole thing.
You've got to flip it over.
It's a giant pack of tanks on your back.
Oh, well, yeah, so what he shows is he shows all these different things, and then he shows what a respirator is.
What is it?
Well, there's two things, but he explains it.
It's important to recognize in this whole COVID issue that masks are not PPE and they're not respirators.
And so they don't even fit within the hierarchy of controls.
They're below the hierarchy of controls.
So it's key to remember that the most effective thing would be engineering controls.
The least effective thing would be personal protective equipment or respirators and that masks are not respirators.
Just to illustrate what respirators really are, on the left we have a picture of an N95, and on the right we have a picture of a half-face respirator.
That's the one that has the two filters each on each side.
It's a whole face mask.
That is a respirator.
Like a gas mask, yeah.
Again, the N95 respirators are technically respirators, but they're sort of the bottom of the barrel.
The least effective respirator one can wear.
Again, the point to be made is masks don't look like these things and are not respirators.
And oftentimes you see people in the public domain, whether it be media, governmental officials, they conflate masks with respirators.
They are not the same.
And then he goes on to say that the COVID is, you know, like 40,000 times smaller than the human hair.
So if you don't have your N95, technically a respirator, completely tight around your face, it's going to be just as useless as a cloth mask.
I think there's a real case to be made that these mask mandates are just null and void.
Well, here's the problem I had that's never addressed with the mask thing.
I don't know if you've ever been in a room like you're in, say, the front room or something.
There's a beam of light coming in from the outside and it's shooting through the room and it's hitting something.
And you sneeze.
And all the particulate comes out and in the beam of light you can see, holy mackerel, look at all that stuff.
That's terrible.
Or you're at some restaurant and somebody sneezes on today.
I mean, they have a guard at the salad bar.
The mask will prevent that from happening.
And that's not good.
I would say if you have to sneeze, there are more effective ways of stopping spread than relying on a piece of cotton in front of your face.
Yeah.
So that won't stop anything from your perspective that the sneeze...
I mean, you've got these little kids sneezing and they have the mask on, they sneeze into the mask.
I think that prevents a bunch of sneeze droplets from flying all over the place.
I don't think that's a bad thing necessarily.
Do you think it outweighs the downside of having masks on kids?
I'm just saying.
Well, because you kind of sound like Scott Adams with your argument.
Which is irksome to me.
Well, I don't mean to.
I really don't mean to.
Believe me.
It's irksome to me.
Like, why is he sounding like Scott Adams?
But it's not an effective method of stopping coronavirus spread.
It's just not.
And it probably does more harm than good.
Anyway, so that other doctor over at the industrial hygienist.
I think they should have a respirator mandate then.
Respirator mandate.
The gas mask, everybody walking around like that.
That would be creepy.
I'm all for it.
No, let's just go straight to it.
Let's get the mask with the big bird beak.
That's the one we all really want.
We'll be right in time with everything else.
Like with 1918.
Yes, exactly.
Now, you're so right about when this is all going to be over.
Now, did you hear that another clip I didn't get, which I'll mention, is Fauci comes on and...
I have it for you.
You have both of them?
Do you have the NPR clip where he actually said it?
Well, listen to this.
Dr.
Anthony Fauci says the country could get, quote, good control of the virus by spring of next year if vaccination rates improve.
And if we can get through...
This winter, and get really the majority, overwhelming majority of the 90 million people who have not been vaccinated vaccinated, I hope we can start to get some good control in the spring of 2022.
If we keep lingering without getting those people vaccinated that should be vaccinated, this thing could linger on, leading to the development of another variant.
The FDA. The FDA Monday gave full approval to the Pfizer vaccine for people 16 and older.
Finding the vaccine is 91% effective in preventing COVID. No.
The clip is he went on NPR and said fall of 2022.
Oh, no, I didn't hear that.
I did not.
Yes, and then he had to come on CNBC and all of a sudden say, well, I made a mistake.
It's actually spring of 2022, which, of course, is exactly what I said because that's the overlay.
And he had to correct himself.
But, no, they're going to end this thing in April.
Of 2022.
So we have to go through another round.
Omega variant!
Omega.
People do say we should look at Omega Man.
Apparently that movie makes a lot of sense in context.
Yeah, well.
So then, this is sad news.
A local government in the state of New South Wales in Australia ordered 15 dogs killed to prevent the spread of COVID-19 amongst the shelter workers.
Which I didn't know was a thing.
What?
Yeah.
Of the 15...
So the Aussies are just killing dogs randomly.
Of the 15...
No, no, no.
Not dogs.
No, no, no.
Of the 15 dogs, 10 were puppies.
And one had just given birth to a litter.
Oh, this is disgusting.
Dogs are people, too.
A bunch of ghouls down under.
Well, the government ghouls.
Do they suck the blood out of them?
Who knows?
Maybe canine adrenochrome is a new thing.
We'll have to find out.
But with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the complex attack, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
John C. Dvorak.
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry, also in the morning to all ships at sea and boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there.
Yes!
And in the morning to all the trolls in the troll room who have been all hanging out.
Good to see you here.
I wouldn't mind seeing how many we have of you.
So hands up, trolls.
All right.
Let's get you now.
Oh, scurry, scurry, scurry.
Look at him go.
2,131.
We're above the 1800s.
We're above the 2000s.
This is good.
It's a good number.
That's not a bad number for Thursday.
I like it.
The trolls can be joined by you.
Yes, you too can be a lucky troll.
All you have to do is go to the bridge.
And underneath the bridge, you'll see a little door.
It's at trollroom.io.
And there you can join in.
You can join anonymously or register your handle or whatever else you'd like to do.
It's a...
Real-time chat, but it's synchronized with noagendastream.com, so you're hearing this show live, the other live shows all around Gitmo Nation, including podcasts which run, and then you all can troll each other, troll the hosts if it's live, or just hang out and ask questions and do stupid stuff.
Trollroom.io, completely free to go be crazy at.
Now, what isn't so crazy is noagendasocial.com, because the algos are not present, it's 10,000 accounts of pure Gitmo, and we're federated through the Mastodon Federation system, so if you follow Adam at noagendasocial.com or John C. Dvorak at noagendasocial.com...
You won't hear from me.
You still don't have your password reset?
No, I've sent in a note to send my password.
They never send me anything.
The automation doesn't work.
And this has been going on for weeks and weeks.
Have you looked in your Gmail?
I've looked all over the place.
Is it in my Gmail all of a sudden?
Well, I answered when you sent, who's the admin?
Yeah, well, I still haven't gotten anything.
No, I have not posted.
I have been stuck on Twitter.
I'm sorry.
I don't post because if I post on Twitter, I lose 50 followers.
Right.
But if you look in your Gmail, your password reset is there.
I'll go look now.
Okay.
Right after we talk about the art.
Okay.
Also, a big in the morning to the artist for episode 1375, titled At This Hour.
And it was by Nice Fox, who I think is new.
Nice Fox.
And it was Nice Fox's interpretation of hurling babies over the barbed wire.
Just the cutest little baby.
Like a Gerber.
In fact, it is the Gerber baby, I think.
A little Gerber baby in a Trojan Horse days catapult.
Catapult.
Yeah, which put a huge set of firing ball bearings.
Or a baby.
And it had really cool, like the No Agenda logo or something completely different.
It was very modern.
It just looks...
It was modern.
It looks professional.
But it's funny.
It's also funny because the baby's got this furtive look on its face.
And it's in this old wooden crazy looking thing, which is just a contrast between new and old.
It was just a tremendous piece of work.
Yeah.
It was nothing to compare it to.
It was a clear winner.
There were other good pieces.
Well, we did kind of Expect to have a lot of people with hurling baby stuff, and boy, were we right.
So there was a lot of hurling babies.
What else was there?
Playing with baby.
There was another catapult of a baby.
Who did that one?
That was Sean Ricolato.
Slingshot.
Slingshot.
I kind of like the...
The FDA approved.
It wasn't good as art.
We talked about it.
And it has this like a flat earth and then really kind of cool green vines for the font by Capitalist Agenda.
Oh yes, this piece.
Yes, this piece.
We actually discussed it.
Yes, Capitalist Agenda who does good work.
This is much of a Maxwell Parrish looking thing without the dimensionality.
It was a hippy-dippy looking piece that Adam really liked.
I didn't look at it at all.
I thought it was usable.
We could have used it, but I found it to be...
I don't know.
It just was something about it was bothersome.
I can't tell you exactly why I didn't like it.
It's just one of those things I just didn't like.
Well, the art is subjective.
We both totally liked but knew we could never do the Booster Babe.
Yes, the Booster Babe.
Right.
I mean...
The Booster Bay.
Ness works again.
We both liked it, I agree.
It was not quite...
I'll say exactly why we didn't like it.
I mean, we both liked it.
I know why.
But I'm going to tell you what Adam said.
This is the segment like, Adam can promote podcasting 2.0, but I'm going to make him bleed for it.
Adam says, look.
He says this, look.
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
I am not going to put up with these guys sending me copies of the original art of the babe and having to make excuses for using because, you know, we know Nessworks didn't just crank this drawing out because he didn't have time to do it in five minutes.
It's a piece of clip art.
And Adam says, I am not going to put up with these guys bitching and moaning and groaning about using clip art.
He just says he wasn't going to put up with any more of it because he had to do that a couple of shows ago when he had a nice piece of clip art that was used in the art, which is fine.
I don't have an objection to it.
Neither does Adam.
He just didn't feel like he had a trip to make.
He had to go to Amsterdam.
He had to catch a plane.
He had to get a test.
He didn't want to deal with it.
And he made it very clear to me.
Not only am I once again just dumbfounded by your uncanny ability to recall events and timelines, but also your voices today in particular, not just me, but all of those voices you do are spot on, all different, nice and crisp.
So for you, a hearty...
Stay safe!
Okay?
You take that.
You take your stay safe.
Tell me where I was wrong.
Uh-huh.
Yes, so again, congratulations to...
I've completely forgotten again.
Nice...
What was it?
Nice...
Nice Fox.
Foxy Lady.
Here it is.
Nice Fox.
Yes, Nice Fox.
And thank you to all the artists for participating.
We always love it when you play along.
It is...
Even though I did have to run and we were fast, that was pretty much the conversation.
We do still go in-depth no matter what's happening, and we just came up with this, and we're very, very happy for...
Oh, it's great, but again, it is a fabulous piece.
Yeah, it's a good piece.
It really is.
Now, if you're sitting there wondering, well, where do I find this?
You can find it at noagendaartgenerator.com.
Or if you give a new podcast app a try, there's no cost to try it.
It's very easy.
Many don't even have to download.
Go to newpodcastapps.com.
All of the chapter-enabled apps do this.
You can see it.
Treb Scott puts that together for us.
So there's sometimes 30, 40 different chapters with art.
It's really beautiful to see.
And also great news that I think Omni Studio, who are a big podcast producing, production house, are now supporting Podcasting 2.0 and doing that with transcripts.
So we're gaining some momentum as the rest of the universe...
Transcripts.
Transcripts are great.
The best part of the transcript...
I love the idea.
Well, you know what's great about the transcript?
Yes, transcripts are great because you can search them.
So in most of the apps that do podcastapps.com, whenever we have a disagreement about something, I often will go back and listen to that episode.
Or if someone says, hey, you talked about this and that.
Actually, no.
Some guy emailed me this morning and said, you're saying literally a lot.
And I'm very careful about the use of that term.
I use it when something is literal.
And so I went right to episode 1375.
I searched for it literally.
The only time it popped up was in a clip.
And so I was able to say to this guy, Oh yeah?
So that's the value.
Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Your mom wears army boots, pal.
Now, let's thank some of the producers who have come in to support the third leg of the stool, the time, the talent, and your treasure in producing episode 1376.
And we do like to give out the official credits to our executive producers and associate executive producers and see what they're up to and say what they have to say as we close the loop on value for value.
And why don't you start it off?
Yes, this is from Seth Klon from Madras, Oregon.
Comes in with, wait for it, $1,033.17.
Holy crap.
In the morning, slaves, greetings from the People's Republic of Oregon.
And now this is a little longer note, but okay.
I think this...
No, I'm not sure because...
It may be double-spaced.
I sent him a...
He sent a long note in and I sent him a letter saying, I want this shorter note.
This is too long.
It was really long.
And I think this is the shortened version.
So there you have it.
Yeah, it probably is.
But I'm not sure because I sent this shortened version to Eric.
I said, put this in instead of the long version.
I think it probably is.
Well, here we go.
I've been a listener for exactly one year now.
This is my first time donation of 103.317.
So please de-douche me.
Oops.
This is one of the problems I had with my system here.
Sorry, I'm on the road, people.
You've been de-douched.
Activate the Rebelizer and instant night sound bites and night me, Sir Earthbound Astronaut of the Agaric...
Agarthic Realm.
Sir Earthbound Astronaut of the Agarthic Realm, okay?
In the last episode, Adam played an Australian newscast that cut to a clip of a satanic ritual.
Here's my hot take.
We've all been involved in a dark ritual initiation in the guise of a global pandemic.
Initiation is a process by which a candidate is put into a hypnotic fear state through isolation, blindfolding, and trauma, repeating mantras such as, Stay safe.
We're all in this together.
And it's science.
Stay safe!
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ritual cleansing and hand-washing prepares the candidate to receive the hidden knowledge that only the sacrament of vaccination can save them from such a terrifying and dirty world.
Alright.
Also from a branding perspective, the term delta is beautifully sinister.
It means change over time, and the Greek alphabet symbol for it is a triangle.
Yes, the all-seeing eye that sits atop the Great Pyramid and our American currency.
It's almost like they enjoy rubbing our noses in it.
And when I say they, I'm not talking about the Chinese.
While most of us believe that COVID bioweapon originated in China, they are much too sloppy to carry out something so occultic.
People, the mask is a talisman, a magic artifact that signifies our obedience.
The only way to break the spell is to destroy it.
Think Lord of the Rings.
Well, and, uh, hell yeah.
Um, now I just, so does he want rubblizer?
Is that what he wants now?
No, he wants stay safe.
We're all in this together and trust the science.
Well, that's interesting because those are not actually...
Oh, that's it.
He just says, okay, well, no, he maybe doesn't want that.
He just had it in his list of things that we have to do to become satanic.
No, I think he wanted Rubbalizer.
I think that's what he wanted.
He wanted...
Where's my Rubbalizer?
Here we go.
Rubbalizer, and then he also wanted...
He said something else.
Yeah, okay, Rubbalizer.
Rubbalizer.
And I'll throw into karma.
India, tango, mic.
Standby.
33, 33, 33.
Rob Eliza, out.
You've got karma.
Sir Walkman, Duke of the Buckeye, is next on the list with $1,000.
Now, there was a plea I put in the newsletter asking for a little more support than usual because it was coming in very low, and so I had to do this.
And I think a lot of these people responded.
The 1033 was there already, and it was still low, so...
So we have a lot of people who stepped up.
I appreciate that.
This is $1,000.
Very nice.
ITM gents, Q Jill Abramson stopped a hammering and two shots to the head, which is an interesting combo.
In preparation for my keeper's birthday, 27th of August, Laura, who probably can think of a better way to spend $1,000 over a worthless...
Over a worthless...
In preparation for my keeper's birth...
Oh, okay.
Over a worthless stone, I get it.
I bequeath the donation in her damehood.
Cough.
I do so in stone dame Toonses, the SQL data queen.
She is my ROR to my XOR. This woman has...
You've been coding too much.
Hmm.
This woman has put up with me for 29 years and produced three, yes, three, count them, crumb crunchers to extend our DNA. Please join us this Saturday for the Northeast Ohio Meetup to celebrate Toontz's and Dame Ashley Lady of the Lake's birthday.
Two beautiful women who have produced many human resources.
Sir Walkman, Duke of the Buckeye.
You know, obviously, I read the New York Times, like, all day long.
Mainly on my iPad app.
Stop the hammering!
That's an interesting combo.
I like it.
Yeah.
Thank you, Sir Walkman, Duke of the Buckeye.
David Bozeman.
Also, $1,000.
Wilmington, North Carolina.
John, I miss seeing you on Cranky Geeks, especially when one of your guest panelists would answer a question and you would respond with silence and a look on your face that clearly said, Oh my God, what an idiot.
Who booked this buffoon?
John, don't ever play poker.
Adam, you were part of a TV network that was my only exposure to new music in the dark 1980s before the internet.
Our local cable network did not at first carry MTV videos, but you could pay $5 a month extra to listen to the audio only.
I didn't know that.
That's interesting.
Wilmington is out of range for any decent radio stations in Charlotte or Raleigh and was the only way I could hear new music.
Your 80s VJs have a very special place in my heart, especially Martha Quinn.
Martha Quinn, who I found out I went to school with and is still good friends with Max Kaiser.
Talk about small world.
Weird.
I have been donating for many years but have been too slack to keep track of the donations.
I just sold my condo after a crazy bubble appreciation and decided it's time to make it official with you guys.
In close, this is my check for $1,000 for my official knighthood.
I would like to be known as Sir Bozeman of Cape Fear because that's where I live and it sounds cool.
By the way, please tell all of your friends and listeners that it really sucks here in Wilmington, and not to move here.
The beaches are terrible, the river is boring, the underdeveloped barrier island is unsufferable, the air quality is the worst in the world, and the housing costs are sky high.
That part is actually true.
We are ridden with all forms of COVID and Ebola.
Stay away.
For decades, we locals complained about not having a four-lane highway to Wilmington from any direction, and finally, after much bitching, we got I-40.
It was like shoving a fire hose up a rat's ass, and to put it delicately, we couldn't take it.
We had no freeways, no interchanges, and only one overpass in the entire county, so now it takes 30 minutes to drive 10 miles.
Please, please, do not move here.
Yeah, I think you made your point.
Oh yeah, the hurricanes?
We're the second most frequently hit part of the country by hurricanes after Florida, which is true.
And don't get me started on the shipwrecks, hence the name Cape Fear, plus downtown across the river, the battleship USS North Carolina.
Its berth and its big guns are pointing at the city.
It's frightening.
It will traumatize your kids for life.
Please don't move here.
I know your roundtable is full, but is there room for a can of Diet Coke?
It would be great.
Thanks again for all you guys doing, keeping me sane.
Sadly, we do not have Diet Coke.
In the Netherlands, we do have Coke Zero, as it's known here.
Coke Zero.
Coke Zero's here.
Oh, yeah?
Well, they don't have Coke Light here.
It's all Coke Zero.
There's no Coke Light here.
It's Diet Coke.
Coke Light is Europe only.
No, they don't have Coke Light or Diet Coke.
It's just Coke Zero.
I couldn't find it.
That's what I said.
I said, here we've got Diet Coke and Coke Zero, but we don't have Coke Light.
Coke Light's in England, I think.
In France, you can get Coke Light.
Well, there's nothing here except for the Zero.
What's the point of all this mislabeling this and that?
It's sugar water.
Or aspartame water.
All right.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Well, then we go on to Sir Dirt Farmer, who comes up with $350.10.
This is a no-agenda donation from Sir Dirt Farmer ITM. Thank you for your courage and media deconstruction in these troubling times.
Jingle requests, smoking hot wife, MILF. Little girl, yay.
And he says, little girl, yeah.
And goat karma.
I make this donation celebration of my wedding anniversary this coming weekend.
My keeper is the best thing that ever happened to me.
She's an amazing woman, wife, mother, and small business owner.
She enjoys the show, and we listen together on road trips.
Although I will mention, she has said, wow, they say douchebag a lot.
Come on, everyone, chip in.
Love and lit.
Is that the only complaint?
That's right.
And Adam says literally a lot, too.
MILF, that's one mother I'd like to.
You've got...
HARMA.
Okay, you got it.
Uh, ITM says Jason Bible from Austin, Texas.
My final donation brings me to knighthood and shall exceed my advanced child tax credit of $333, so I'll chip in the extra 33 to round out the magic number.
Love is lit.
Please knight me, sir.
Good book of the escapement.
Any requests?
Uh, Karma accounting.
Oh, Karma accounting via email.
Yes, of course we've got Karma for you.
See the round table, Jason?
You've got Karma accounting.
Once you read this text, I look up Katie Olson.
Nina, well, this is actually, yes, okay, you go look, but you're going to have to do something in a minute.
Nina Jurovich, I'm just saying Jurovich, 33333, the perfect executive producer donation for Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
In the morning, I'm grateful to my friend for hitting me in the mouth over a year ago, resulting in an ongoing shrinking of my amygdala.
So thanks to the reporting on No Agenda, and I'd like to hear John pronounce his name correctly in Czech pronunciation.
Well, this is a subject of controversy, and people should, somebody from Czechoslovakia better get in on this.
The thinking is, Dvorak is the way it's pronounced in English without all those little markings over the top of the word, and it's pronounced somewhat differently in Czechoslovakia, but the term Dvorak, which is the thing that he's talking about, is a Russian pronunciation.
And it's used in classical music and the Russians use that way of pronouncing it.
And I don't know that the Czechs pronounce it exactly that way.
And so I can't do that.
So that's that.
I will say this, though.
The Dvorak pronunciation, nobody uses it in this country.
It's always Dvorak.
There was a famous actress in the 30 called Anne Dvorak, and she's the one who popularized the American pronunciation, but it's always been pronounced that way.
I have to recall a story.
I was in college once, and my girlfriend and I went out to some fancy restaurant, and I, because of these professors and everyone, they said, oh, you should pronounce it Dvorak.
So I... I'm at this restaurant and I made the reservation and said, who is this?
Who's the reservation for?
I said, John Dvorak.
I said this.
And my girlfriend at the time looked at me and says, who the fuck are you kidding?
And that was the last time I ever used that pronunciation.
She thought I was a pretentious douchebag.
That's what women are for.
And so, why did you guys break up?
I was in college.
It was a college relationship.
Well, what we'll find out is if the AI, because for our transcript, we use otter.ai to transcribe.
It never gets your name right.
It always starts off John C., J-A-H-N-S-I, Dvorak.
I mean, that's about it.
It doesn't get further than that.
I pronounce the K? Dvorak?
No, no.
The AI can't get it.
The AI sucks.
But when you just pronounce it the way you did, I can't wait to see in the transcript if it does spell it.
Dvorak?
Yeah.
That's a joke.
It could work.
We don't know.
It could work.
Onward with Joshua Schmidt.
And he's in...
What about Katie Olson?
What happened to Katie Olson?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Katie Olson, 33333.
There's no note from Katie.
Sorry.
Okay.
I looked and looked.
Joshua Schmidt, 333.3.
By the way, if your email doesn't include your name at all, I'm not going to ever find it.
Give me a break.
333.33, Norwood, Young America, Minnesota.
Is this a town?
Sounds like Celebration of Florida.
With this donation of 333.33, it will surge me past night status.
See accompanying accounting attached.
I would like to be named Sir Kit Board.
Circuit Board.
Get it?
B-O-R-E-D, by the way.
Yeah, Circuit Board.
And not only that, but his email has a domain name of Circuit Board.
Thank you both very much for keeping me sane over the last 18 months.
My jingle requests are, I love bugs and goat karma.
Thanks again, and keep up the great work.
Josh.
I love bugs! Bugs, bugs, bugs!
You've got karma.
Tastes like poop.
Born stupid I'll do it.
Bored Stupid, who requested not to use Bored Stupid's real name.
In the morning, John Adam, thank you for your tremendous value you provide.
I could use a shot of Jobs Karma.
All the best.
And here's $333.33 from Pueblo, Colorado.
All the best, Bored Stupid.
Thank you very much.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Andrew's up on the list, 33333, another executive producer.
Please de-douche me.
Sorry.
It failed.
You've been de-douched.
Thank you for all that info over the last year.
I wanted to note back in January, a man named Andrew Brooks died.
He created the COVID-19 saliva test.
My kid's school is now offering said test.
Is this PCR-20?
And he asked a question.
I think he means PCR-2.0 or PCR-20.
I don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
The answer to your question is, we don't know.
But we appreciate your support.
Michael C., known as Surrender3333, parts unknown but in the United States, I recently met with my executive producer friend Gene at a Chicago White Sox game where we discussed future business opportunities and thanked him for hitting me in the mouth over 10 years ago.
Later in the game, when pitcher Chris Bassett was literally hit in the mouth by a line drive, I took it as a very violent sign from the universe that it was time for me to donate to its best podcast.
I didn't see this.
Well, Chris Bassett is our number one pitcher for the Oakland A's.
Yeah.
And there was a line drive that hit him right in the face.
And it bashes skull in?
It broke his cheekbone and did some other damage, but he's going to be okay.
He's not like blind or anything, so he may recover from this before the season's over.
Wow.
That's a day wrecker.
Day wrecker.
Team wrecker.
In lieu of a de-douching, I humbly request to double up on jobs karma for both Gene and I so that we can work together again on some very important projects.
Besides, I don't even remember what life was like before becoming a douchebag.
Keep up the good work and trust the science.
Okay.
Finally, a douchebag call-out to an incredibly smart friend who's an avid listener that frequently references this fine material.
Mr.
Ron, would you please send a bus token or an unused bar of hotel soap?
These dudes need your help.
You're a douchebag!
Douchebag!
Was signed, Surrender.
Return to Sir Surrender.
Thank you.
Camera Dops in Mays, Kansas.
M-A-I-Z-E. I bet you they grow corn there or once did.
Right.
333.33.
Thanks again, guys.
What?
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Thanks again, guys.
Please wish my super hot husband...
Ian Dopps, happy birthday.
He's on the list.
And I forgot to do the jobs karma, requested by Surrender for himself and his producer by Eugene.
Oh, sorry.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Can you wrap that one?
Patrick Watson.
Yeah, Patrick Watson in Chestermere, Alberta, where the money used to be.
333.
Even.
ITM, hope this note finds you well.
I made my first 333.33 business marketing payment through PayPal, who did this conversion from Canuck dollars.
It works out to around $10 million U.S. dollars.
No way!
Yeah, so it's been really depressed.
I've been listening since the Rogan appearance and need a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Rogan Donation.
Rogan Donation.
Your show has inspired me in several ways.
It keeps me sane and more balanced to the ongoing nonsense hovering around us daily.
So just quickly, I'm 56 and unvaxxed.
My wife got her second jab three weeks ago after lengthy discussions and info sharing.
She only just came clean with me on the range of motion.
Oh, man.
She did it on the DL. Oh man, alright.
On the range of motion, lost in her jabbed arm.
Thankfully, it's almost back to normal.
No, there's no side effects.
No one's died from that.
My nephew wasn't as lucky.
He was three weeks without...
Any use of his whole right arm, there's no side effects, and now requires physiotherapy.
My dad, well, he lost use of his hand when it began to swell and turn purple after his second shot.
I'm a bit terrified about what the actual side effects from these shots might look like if everyone submitted their reactions.
Nah.
There's no side effects.
There's none.
There are no side effects.
My kids are also divided on jabs, so it makes for some interesting dinner conversations.
My two daughters are pregnant, both with their third child.
Please give me a bit of business karma, although since pivoting, Pivoting.
My renovation company to focus on bathrooms and rebranding to build bath better.
Nice.
Good one, man.
We've never been so busy.
Next donation, I'll share my cochlear implant story.
Oh, nice.
We're looking forward to that.
Stay safe!
You've got karma.
This is a shorty here from Borislav, Sir Borislav Marinov in Trabuco Canyon, 33333.
He needs surgery and F-U-C-K karma.
Cancer karma.
F-U-C-K cancer karma.
You've got karma.
You've got it, ma'am.
Sorry about that, Horoslav Marinov.
Long-time supporter of the show.
Oh, yeah.
Long, long-time supporter.
Now look for the email and you can continue.
Okay.
Kristen Tsutsu.
Kristen Tsutsu.
321 from Pittsburgh, California.
My husband and I live in the East Bay.
Waving to you from Martinez, John!
Hello!
Hello!
Oh God, that was also good.
I have so many markers for show opener this time around.
You're on the ball, man.
This is like the Dvorak Voices episode.
We split our time between California and our glorious exit plan property in Oregon.
200 acres of peace, beauty, and isolation.
We love listening to No Agenda on our five-hour drive to and or from.
Boy, did I sure drop the ball on my husband's birthday.
His birthday was 820, and instead of donating to no agenda, I got him a case of sriracha sauce.
Wah, wah, wah.
He even wrote that.
I'm not sure how this donating things work, but hoping this note and donation make it to you in time for our next drive.
My husband Geary, like the street in San Francisco, is the man.
He's a smoking hot manly man, and it's so unfair that he even gets better looking with age.
Yes, I hear this complaint often.
Please accept this donation and wish Geary a very happy birthday and start him on his way to knighthood.
Also, if you could, please play Don't Eat Me, Bo Jiden.
Thanks for all you both do.
Your show has brought us information, enlightenment, and entertainment on these long drives.
Cheers, Kristen Tsutsu.
So do we have a switcheroo here?
I don't know.
Because she says...
No, it's just, no, no, she donated, but she's got her husband on the birthday list, and this was her note.
Okay, here you go.
I'm going to give you the whole load today.
I'm sure that's some code both of you understand.
Thank you very much.
Did you find Mike Keeler's email?
Yes, I did.
I found Mike Keeler, $333, and he sent in an email.
Sir Mike from Las Vegas, get your pen out.
Sir Mike from Las Vegas here, no jingles, no karma, but a special shout-out to my TiVo friends.
This contribution brings me up to Baronet.
Oh, he needs to be put on the Baronet list.
And the 26 is my birthday, so he needs to be put on the birthday list, so he's Baronet and birthday.
So please add me to the birthday list.
A show on my birthday?
Could life get any better?
Stay safe, my friend.
Sir Mike.
Stay safe!
So, what is Mike's last name again?
Keeler.
Keeler.
And did he give an age for today?
No.
Okay.
No.
No.
And so it's Mike Keeler will be...
Do we have his knight name?
Yeah, Sir Mike.
Sir Mike Keeler.
He becomes Baronet Sir Mike.
Okay.
Good.
Got it.
Locked in.
Locked and loaded.
You're just a jingle machine today, man.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Crazy!
Crazy!
I tell you, it's crazy!
Sir Patrick Coble, Duke of the South, and Dame Sarah, Filet and Sweet Tea.
Mmm.
Happy 11th birthday to my son James, who turns 11 this year.
This is the Patrick Coble, by the way.
The Patrick Coble.
Yes, the.
There's only one.
Happy 11th birthday to my son James, who turns 11 this year.
Dude, he doesn't say that, but I'll say, dude, you're an amazing young man, and Mommy and I are so proud of you.
A birthday on a show day is a big deal.
It's happened three times so far.
Within 2019, on show 1166, 2013, show 541, And on his actual birthday in 2010, show 228.
Fourth show birthday!
Happy birthday, James.
You're a knight of the No Agenda Roundtable, and may you be able to hang out with Sir Felix and Maverick someday.
I'm so proud of the little man you are becoming.
Love you from the Duke of the South and Dame Sarah Filet and Sweet Tea.
Oh, man.
How nice is that?
How nice is that?
Sounds good.
So does he become a knight today?
Was he already a little confused by this note?
I am too.
I don't know.
Be honest about it.
You know what?
We can put it in abeyance and next show we'll have it cleared up.
Yeah, we should do that.
Yeah, let's do that.
Hmm.
Okay.
It's a little unclear to me.
It's not in the accounting, but it would kind of suck if his birthday was his birthday present.
I didn't get it on his birthday.
It doesn't say it's his birthday present.
It just says happy birthday.
Okay.
All right.
Good.
Well, let's see.
Let's take another look at this note.
Hold on a second.
I'm going to give him a karma, though, while we're doing this.
You've got karma.
I just want to make sure we're good.
Let's add him to the knighting list.
I think so, too.
We just add him.
He may already be a knight for all I know.
Well, he gets double knighted, and that's fine.
That's the best.
Nobody's ever complained about that.
This is true.
Alright, the next thing, I don't have the pay, I don't have the note, so you're going to have to, and I don't have the PDF, but if you have it, which is the LaRusso and Nikki May Baton Rouge, Louisiana, $250.33 donation.
Yeah, I think I may have this, sure.
We're almost done here, so I know I have this one up here.
Can you, okay.
This is the $250.33?
Yeah.
Thank you, John and Adam.
Overdue first donation.
No jingles, no karma.
Thanks, LaRusso and Nikki Mae.
Credit the hubby, please.
Okay, so we have to credit LaRusso Mae.
Not intentional.
The check number?
33333.
Wow, mind blown.
Great.
Easy amusement of the group.
Yes.
Colin Preston, Oregon City, Oregon, 23456, which we haven't seen a lot of recently.
Switcheroo, another one.
Please credit this donation to my wife, my wife's Hood to Coast running team.
Oh, the Hood Canal, I think, or Hood River, or Hood Valley.
I don't know what it is.
Mount Hood, that's what we're talking about.
Mm-hmm.
Mount Hood to Coast running team.
Practical cruising.
Good karma for everyone participating in this year's Hood to Coast relay here in Oregon this weekend.
And travel karma to Adam for his safe return.
Thanks.
Thank you.
The only thing I don't know is exactly what to credit.
So do we say Colin Preston's wife's years and years Hood to Coast relay team?
Please credit this donation to my wife's Hood to Coast Running Team.
Yeah.
Hood to Coast Running Team.
I'm going to say Preston's wife's Hood to Coast Running Team.
Okay, I'm sure they have a name.
Yeah, well, probably hood to coast running team, knowing the way they operate in Oregon.
They don't get too complicated.
All right, thank you very much, Colin.
Charles Fundesanda, Vander Zanda, 23432.
Thank you for your courage.
I left some jobs, Carmas.
I just left my woke cannabis job.
Wow, that sounds like a contradiction in terms.
And back to being independent, I'd also love a Biden whole load and get some goats as well from behind the Redwood Curtain.
Love and lit.
Say, hey, I'm Salmon Spawn.
Oh, I'm Salmon Spawn on Noagina Social.
That'll be at Salmon Spawn.
Okay, so we got a load, and what else did he want here?
He wanted Jobs Karma.
I'm going to give you the whole load today.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Yes!
Karma.
Darius Gandhi's next on the list with 200 bucks.
Oh, I'm sorry, Sir Davey of the Sooner State.
Am I right?
Yep, that's the one.
Yeah, no jingles at 23333.
No jingles, no traffic, just a donation.
For the Net 73 De Sir Davey of the Sooner State.
You're really losing your ham creds, bro.
Just a donation for the Net 73's De Sir Davey of Sooner State.
Where's his call sign?
Well, it was for both of you, because he's also done a poor job of identifying himself.
In fact, an FCC violation.
So, Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie, you've been reported, sir.
Thank you, Sir Davey of the Sooner State.
Darius Gandhi, 200, Associate Executive Producership.
Do you have a note from Darius Gandhi?
I looked and looked.
I looked under Darius.
I looked under Gandhi.
I found nothing.
So I'll continue with...
But thank you anyway, Darius.
Yes.
Dan Scalise in Vernon, Connecticut.
It's our last donor in this segment.
And he writes a note.
I make this donation in honor of my smoking hot wife Courtney's birthday on 826.
Oh, yeah.
And I'll stop here and mention that I've bitched about this before, but there's got to be some creative ways of saying smoking hot.
She's on the birthday, 826.
She's on the list.
Well, this puts me over the threshold for knighthood.
I shall hereby gift this honor to my wife, who has listened to every show but has never donated.
But she'll now be known as Dame Courtney of the Douchebag...
Oh, no, Dame Courtney the Douchebag Dame.
Dame Courtney, the douchebag name.
I think Courtney should do something about this, and I don't know what she's going to do about it.
She's now going to be Dame Courtney, the douchebag dame.
I know what she could do.
She could upgrade and then change her name.
She would appreciate some nachos and queso, nachos and cheese at the round table, and a jingle combo as follows.
Shut up, slave.
We're all gonna die.
That's true.
And goat karma.
May all your exit strategies be foiled.
Dan Scalise in Vernon, Connecticut.
Ah, a lot of love in the room.
Shut up, slave.
We're all gonna die.
That's true.
You've got karma.
That's the last of our executive...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I wanted a goat karma.
Extra goat added.
Extra goat added.
A little goat there.
That's our executive associate executive producer show for show 1376 as we march towards show 1400.
An unbelievable feat.
I want to thank these folks for helping make this show a possibility.
And these credits are completely legit, real.
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Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
I have some biting clips.
you Thank you.
Why?
Because I like them.
I like them.
I think people enjoy listening to Joe.
Okay.
And by the way, the one clip that was weird, I'm going to play this one.
This is the Biden one clip.
This is, and if you listen to his setup, he says, there's a reason for us getting out one.
And he says one.
He likes to do this one, two.
He's always doing second and then fifth and fourth.
He's going back and forth a lot on his numbers.
In this case, I didn't clip the whole thing, but I can assure you, he says there's a reason to get out.
One.
And then he says something.
He never says two.
If you say there's a reason to get...
He makes it clear there's a reason.
And then he does...
You don't need to say one.
Hey, Adam, there's some one thing I want to tell you.
One, you got nice hair.
I mean, you don't need to do that.
You don't have to structure it that way.
I got you.
I think your point is clear.
I think it's very poor diction.
Here we go.
We went to Afghanistan with our allies in 2001 for clear reasons.
One...
To get the people who attacked us on 9-11 and to get Osama bin Laden.
And to make sure that Afghanistan was not used again as a base from which to attack the United States or our allies.
We achieved that objective.
We delivered justice to bin Laden more than a decade ago.
And he goes on and on.
He never says to him.
And then he leaves.
They call him, by the way, Walk Away Joe's, his new nickname.
Ooh, by the way, I'm getting confirmation of 10 Marines killed.
Oh, in the bombing?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's going to...
Well, there you go.
Maybe my original thesis that we're not leaving is not going to...
Makes sense.
Well, the Taliban are supposed to take care of these clowns.
They're not supposed to be friends.
The ISIS-K. And here, the ISIL. Go back to that.
Instead of ISIS, ISIL. I-S-I-L. Weird.
Well, here's Biden with just an off-the-wall anti-Trump note.
The refugee organization is to rebuild a system that was purposely destroyed by my predecessor.
Oh, I wish I had it in context.
To what system?
The system to bring the refugees to this country.
The refugee organization is to rebuild a system that was purposely destroyed by my predecessor.
Really now?
Yeah, what's he talking about?
That's totally not true.
I mean, by the way, the refugees, because they're already arriving here in Amsterdam.
Oh, yeah.
Hundreds and hundreds of refugees.
Texas, even Austin has a hundred.
I think I was seeing earlier, the U.S. alone have flown 90,000 people out of Afghanistan, of which about 5,000 are Americans.
So about 85,000 Afghan nationals.
In the Netherlands, what they do is they bring them in and say, oh, it's just temporary, don't worry, and they take them to the smallest town with 800 people where they have a refugee center, which hasn't been used in a while because everyone's already integrated and making the Netherlands much nicer.
So now they drop 800 refugees, Afghan refugees, in a town of 1,300 people.
So what happens is they're pissed off and they start lighting fires and getting mad because they went through refugees before and it totally disrupts your entire village.
And so now it's all the same thing.
Oh, the women.
Oh, it's so sad.
And you get story after story of people gathering toys and clothing for the poor refugees.
And that's the majority story.
And then you get a news report just because some kids lit some barricades on fire.
But it's a problem.
And 90,000 coming to America.
90,000!
That's a lot.
Yeah, well, they can get the fights with the Mexicans.
Um...
Here we go with Biden on the pullout, and this is kind of a ramble number 99, I call it.
...processing stations in third countries.
In short, we're not flying them directly to the country, we're flying to these processing stations.
We're working with more than two dozen countries across four continents.
I've secured agreements.
We've secured agreements with Gulf, excuse me, across the Gulf in Central Asia and in Europe, including processing centers in Qatar, Germany, Kuwait, Spain, and elsewhere.
It allows us to sort and process these evacuees.
They're maintaining constant vigilance to monitor and disrupt threats from any source, including the likely source being ISIS-K, the Afghan fleet referred to as ISIS-K. We continue to see not only the enormous scope and scale of the effort, we will see the individual lives that are affected.
The families that are desperate to get home to their loved ones in America.
What we are doing is extraordinary.
Yeah.
And you have to think of all they're doing.
Thanks to the people from all over the world who are helping this effort.
Oh man, you got 10 dead Marines.
This is going to be bad.
Yep, I'd say.
And here's Biden on the storm.
We're talking about the...
The storm wasn't going to do anything.
It flooded Tennessee.
Oh, I thought you meant Trump and the Patriots.
The storm is coming.
No, not yet.
No, that's coming.
Okay.
Battery powered radios in case of extended power outages.
And don't forget that you may need to seek shelter while you're battling the Delta variant and COVID-19.
So wear a mask and try to observe social distancing.
And everyone across the country, don't get caught by the next storm.
Get vaccinated.
Ah, yes.
How to prepare for a storm.
Make sure you've got batteries for your radio and get your vax.
Just beyond me, that clip.
Didn't we have the storm center or the...
We had someone else on an earlier hurricane or something.
How to prepare.
Yeah, get a vax.
Yeah.
Be prepared.
Get a vax.
Okay.
So that's my little Biden thing.
I do have a different, kind of just different, but it's a medley I picked up as another one of these super clips.
Supercut?
Yeah.
Supercut.
Superclip.
It's long, but it's about Build Back Better, and it's a different one than I think we've played.
You can tell me if we've played this one before, but this is mostly international people.
This is the, which one is it?
Build Back Better douchebag medley.
But this global pandemic has also created an opportunity to build back better.
Building back better, this pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.
This is our chance to accelerate our pre-pandemic efforts.
Now we have to accelerate because we are leaving the first consequences.
of, basically, climate disorders.
It's time to rush.
And President Biden is 100% right to do so.
Last week, I shared the outlines of my plan to build back better.
It's about building this country back better.
As Europeans, we increased our targets for 2030 and 2050 a few months ago.
We need India and China to be with us.
With Chancellor Merkel, we had a discussion with President Xi.
The Great Reset.
And I think we felt the commitment of President Xi on climate to work with the US and with Europe.
First, to accelerate his target of 2030...
Our strongest beliefs are challenged by the rise of a yet unknown new world order.
A new world order that China has to be part of the process of creating it.
And they have to buy in.
They have to own it.
We really need to bring China into the creation of a new world order.
Partnership and cooperation among nations is not a choice.
It is the only way.
Now is the time to join together through constant cooperation and strong institutions and shared sacrifice and a global commitment to progress to meet the challenges of the 21st century.
We must build back better.
Build back better.
To build back better.
Build back better.
Build back better.
A unique opportunity to reset our global agenda.
An unprecedented opportunity to rethink and reset the ways in which we live.
Pour construire le monde post-Covid que nous souhaitons.
Well, this could very well be another part of the failed Build Back Better policy, which, as we know, the president himself said was part of the B3WP, the Build Back Better World Project, which is meant to counter China's belt and road.
And in fact, with the U.S. gone, and it looks now like 13 U.S. soldiers killed, 20 wounded, 10 in critical condition, wait until there's a couple of Europeans in there.
Afghanistan will be great for the rail part of China's project, because they could push that right through Afghanistan.
But still, I hear these super clips, and I hear all the world leaders, and I think, is there not a single person in any PR shop, as they call it, in a PR shop, who could come up with something like your No Agenda show?
For a better life beyond your freedom, build back better.
For someone else.
And no agenda jingle package even has the contemporary jazz sounds.
For a better life beyond your freedom.
And that's got our signature logo.
But no.
I love Jeff Smith when he does that stuff.
It's so good.
He's unbelievable.
He's really good.
They've got a couple of C-SPAN call-ins if you want to hear them.
Well, let's do some other new stuff.
In fact, I wanted to ask you a question.
I'd like to stick with this side of the ocean.
Now, there was a shooting in the UK a few weeks back now.
And there was all kinds of...
It's actually very American the way this happened.
A kid goes and shoots a bunch of people.
Uh, now it's coming out that this particular child was an incel.
And now Europe is learning about, or at least the UK is learning about incels.
I've had a couple people approach me about it, say, hey, do you know what these incels are?
Is this also in America, the incels?
Really?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
And I think a lot of it is because of this UK reporting.
I'll hear it in a minute.
Now, my understanding of an incel is someone who's mainly in their room, or, of course, mom's basement would be the derogatory way of saying it, never had sex, never had any kind of physical romantic relations, is very introverted, is probably online a lot, is probably in...
Whatever.
But it doesn't seem like those are the people who, you know, do we have, in fact, I know they tried it for a little bit, but I don't think we have any confirmed incel mass shootings in the United States that I can recall.
Wasn't the guy who shot up Sandy Hook in incel?
Yes.
Yes, that would be the one.
I think, what's his name?
Wasn't the two guys the two jokers he shot up?
Or his brother's name or whatever else.
Yeah, whatever his name was.
He doesn't even look like an alien.
The two guys who shot up Columbine, weren't they incels?
No, no, no.
They were more like goth.
That was different than incel.
It's very specific to this time, the incel.
Well, listen to the UK reporting.
And parents look out for maybe language that they use, their young sons might be using, or behaviour that they might have.
Yes, they can.
So there are lots of bits of language that might be red flags referring to people as normies or as triggered.
Normies is the word insults used for people outside their community.
Triggered, based, cucked, describing being red-pilled or black-pilled, which are words they use to describe being infiltrated into the ideology.
And it's worth saying as well that they see this as a kind of conduit to other forms of extremism.
It isn't completely separate from far-white, white nationalist, white supremacist movements.
They actually really see it as a slipway.
So parents might see a combination of perhaps also racism creeping in as well.
The incel community is a very racist community.
This is a racist ideology.
And of course, white supremacist is a deeply misogynistic ideology.
Exactly.
What's black pills?
It's red-pilled, black-pilled, talking about cuck.
I use all of these words all the time.
Black pills?
What's a black pill?
I don't know what black-pilling is.
I know what red-pilling is.
That's what we do.
Oh, blackpilling.
This bullcrap is making it up.
They don't know what they're talking about.
Yeah, but they're doing it, and they're telling the poor people of the United Kingdom that if your son uses the term based or normies, that they're probably an incel and a racist and about to go on a shooting rampage.
This is not morning show material.
If people use normies, it's funny.
You heard her say it?
You heard her say it?
She's a moron, this woman.
You may continue.
Well, these types of incels would probably be fans of the OnlyFans website.
The only way they get any...
Now, this was an interesting case that OnlyFans was saying, oh, we've got to stop showing nudity because our payment processor won't process your credit card anymore.
Yeah, so what happened?
This was a publicity stunt.
Let me give you the news story.
Let's check in on a story that we have been following this week.
OnlyFans doing a total 180 scrapping plans to ban sexually explicit material after coming to a resolution with its bank partners.
The decision coming less than a week after its original announcement that the platform would be banning explicit content.
And it received plenty of pushback from content creators and advocates who argued that the ban would only drive such work underground, thus making it more dangerous.
The company tweeting this morning that it had secured the assurances necessary to support the, quote, diverse creator community and thus suspended the planned October 1st policy change.
Thank you.
So you think it's all a publicity stunt?
I don't believe a word of it now.
It's a publicity stunt.
It was a good one.
It worked.
Got us talking about it.
They got to get a whole bunch of attention.
A lot of people never heard of OnlyFans.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yeah, it's a total publicity stunt.
Banks don't pull that stuff.
If they make up their minds, you're screwed, you're screwed.
I wonder what happened there.
I mean, I wonder.
I wonder who's doing the process.
They don't say, do they?
Well, there was all kinds of other stories that they were having trouble raising money.
They want to do a funding round, which makes no sense to me.
Isn't that like a cash machine?
It doesn't just throw off cash all the time?
I mean, how labor-intensive can it be?
Well, I mean, you need infrastructure.
Some servers.
Maybe they were trying to do an Oculus Rift deal, virtual.
Maybe this is trying to get Zuckerberg's attention.
I don't know.
If they needed money, they needed money for something different than what they're doing.
Because you're right, this is a cash machine.
It's just making money on a daily basis.
But to go into Oculus, you know, whatever it is, the 3D stuff, that would take a little boost.
Yeah, a little boost.
Well, as far as I'm concerned, this just, to me, is fishy.
Well, I was getting all excited.
I'm like, I know how to turn podcasting 2.0 to work for OnlyFans.
We can do that.
We can hook you up.
Get some Bitcoin.
Get you all set.
Scammers.
Scammers.
Story local to you.
In California, more than 300 ballots for next month's recall election were found inside a man's car.
Police say this is likely a case of stolen mail and not an attempt to influence the election, which will decide whether Governor Gavin Newsom will be recalled.
So how's that going, the recall?
What's up with that?
It really looks as though Elder, Larry Elder, the talk show host, the black guy, who's sharp, he's smart, is going to be elected as governor.
He's leading in all the polls, and he's got his outlets, and they're now calling him a white supremacist.
Tell me you have a clip of this.
No, I don't, because again, it's one of those clips.
But they're calling him a white supremacist.
The LA Times, it wasn't really clippable.
It was an article in the LA Times that called him a white supremacist.
The black face of white supremacy, I believe, is the exact quote.
Wow.
That's so good.
They should call him an incel.
He's an incel.
I don't know what they do.
They can comb on anything they want, but this is becoming laughable.
And Newsom is whining like a stuck pig over this.
Someone sent me a note.
He did have a very serious alcohol problem years ago.
Who?
Newsom.
Of course.
I didn't know that.
He owns a winery.
Yeah.
No, but I didn't know that he had actually publicly said he had issues, and I guess he went to some kind of program.
He's part owner of a bar and a winery, and he's got that voice because he's just, I think you have a lot of drink, you're going to have a voice like this, like Newsom sounds, he sounds like this, he sounds like, I'm a douchebag, hello.
That's Newsom who also smokes meth, I think.
That's a different Newsom.
This was, I don't know if this was in an airport or...
I can't remember where this is.
This is one of those announcement gags.
By the way, this is a great bit you can do in most airports.
And a lot of people use it to promote themselves.
Promote stuff, yeah.
I mean, I could totally see someone doing...
I don't want to give anyone any ideas.
Because, of course, public address systems are for important announcements.
You could promote the No Agenda show in a clever way.
But first, let's hear this.
South Airlines is paging.
recall news please meet your party at com for stage 25 self-care line with paging recall news, please meet your party at com for stage 25 this man, I assure you his name is recall Recall Newsome.
That's his name.
Yes, that's his name.
His name is Recall Newsome.
Who's Newsome?
Yeah, Recall Newsome.
I mean, I think these...
You have to wonder about the announcers who let that stuff go over the air, but it is funny, and you heard the woman laughing.
Yeah, of course.
Now, what can we do for Noah Jenda?
We'll be creative.
I don't know.
You have to come up with that guy.
Could Noah Jenda...
Could Noah Jenda...
Noah Jenda...
Noah Jenda...
Could Noah Genda please come?
Will Noah Genda please call your party?
Could Noah Genda please call Deez Nuts in the morning?
It's just a thought, people.
It's just a thought.
Getting no agenda is going to be hard enough, let alone these nuts.
Hey, we do have some supply chain issues we need to discuss since we've been on it.
Four states.
Oh, no.
Actually, there's two stories here.
The first one is, this is ABC. They have kind of the lighthearted version, America This Morning, about what horrible problems the supply chain will be to your life.
This morning, a warning for shoppers.
The logistics nightmare that began during the pandemic may be getting worse.
Supply chain delays and labor shortages are hitting everything from shipping companies to grocery stores.
And the problems could extend from this back-to-school shopping season all the way to the holiday shopping season.
The real challenge comes from how the products are getting to the stores.
There aren't enough truck drivers to drive that product to the stores.
There's not enough cargo trains that are going to be able to get that cargo to the stores.
At grocery stores, the supply chain disruptions come as demand hits an all-time high, with people dining in more and eating out less, just as kids go back to school.
Kraft Hein says its popular Lunchables is seeing double-digit growth for the first time in five years.
The company's saying it's working fast and furiously to get more product into the hands of consumers as soon as possible.
One grocery chain is getting so desperate, it had to create its own version of Lunchable Snacks because shipments were behind.
So many behaviors changed during the pandemic, and that's kind of what we're experiencing.
There's a lot more confidence in the kitchen.
The Delta variant of the coronavirus has forced some ports overseas to work less than capacity, creating a logjam, meaning shoppers will pay more for a wide range of products and have fewer options.
Tubious reporting.
Lunchables, as far as I know, when I hear Lunchables, I hear a, that's a brand name.
That is a brand of a box of chemical things that you give your child to take to school.
It includes Ritz crackers with cheddar cheese, nacho cheese dip and salsa.
Was this maybe just some kind of native ad or promotion?
Yeah, that had the feeling.
It was kind of a convoluted native ad, and it wasn't the right length.
No, but it was weird, because Lunchables is not a category.
It's a brand.
But the real problem, and I read this in the FT, the Financial Times, which they throw it at you almost here at the airport.
I'm at the airport hotel.
The problem we're seeing now with shipping containers is, yes, there's issues with the containers, of course, the prices skyrocketed, but they have ships out of commission.
Wouldn't you know that many shipping companies had taken...
They're ships out of service because global rules on energy efficiency that kick in in 2023, which requires liquefied natural gas-powered ships, had a whole bunch of these people throwing stuff in around 2019 so we actually don't have enough ships or certainly not the supply we should have.
And you can't just, you know, close them up and send them out.
I mean, that's a real double whammy, triple whammy.
Huh.
Not heard this.
Yeah.
Well, FT is not a, you know, it's only for smart people.
They don't distribute that.
They don't distribute that at Berkeley.
Can you get the FT there?
Sure.
Hmm.
You can get it online.
Hmm.
Online is horrible because it has a really harsh paywall.
Very hard to get past the FT paywall.
Yeah, well, usually the old trick of cutting and pasting the headline into Google will give you the alternative sources for the exact same story.
Yeah, that doesn't really work that well with FT. Well, it works for the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal pretty well.
Those are easy to circumvent.
I have no problem with that.
Well, the FT is kind of like The Economist.
It's kind of gone global.
I'll stick with climate change for two clips.
This is a problem for people who thought, oh, you know what?
I'll really buy into that solar thing.
Yeah, put solar panels on my roof and I get to sell it back to the grid.
I pay nothing for my electricity.
More Australians than ever are harnessing the sun.
Solar PV started out at 0.2% on households in 2007 and now it's up to 20% of households.
And we predict it's going to go to over double that in the next 10 years.
But the infrastructure is struggling to keep up with the two-way flow of electricity.
We now have the largest generator in the state sitting on rooftops and at times that's causing congestion in localised parts of the network.
Now the Australian Energy Market Commission wants to start charging solar panel owners to reduce these traffic jams in the grid.
Yeah, this is happening in the West Coast.
This happened a number of times.
They squashed most of the stories, but they got sick of certain areas.
They would load up with solar panels.
Yeah, it's hurting the grid.
Well, it may or may not be hurting the grid, but the power companies are not putting up with it.
They're in business to make money, not to take your power and put it in the grid for free.
Oh, okay.
I see what you're saying.
They're making up a problem of unbalance or imbalance or whatever it is because the problem is they're not making money.
Gotcha.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
That makes total sense.
I also think there's...
In some areas, I think in the Diablo Valley or some places, they just refuse to...
No, you want to hook it up to us?
No, forget it.
You're making solar power?
Save it in a battery.
Keep it to yourself.
We don't want it.
And the batteries, they're going after the batteries.
I think there may be a concerted effort to show how dangerous batteries are.
I saw a story about Tesla's original battery issue.
Anything with a battery now, they're going to make a story about it.
Breaking overnight, passengers were forced to evacuate a plane in Seattle when a cell phone burst into flames.
Officials say the phone caught fire inside the cargo hold of the Alaska Airlines flight after the plane had landed from New Orleans.
Images on social media show the cabin filled with smoke.
128 passengers were on board.
Several of them suffered injuries, but all the injuries are described as minor.
I don't know.
That may not be planted.
But the, you know, Chevy Bolt recalling three years worth of cars.
You know, I've looked into the Tesla Powerwall.
Honestly, even though I'm not going to go with the battery setup because I don't think it, you can't, it costs too much and you can't really make it work long enough.
I'm afraid those things, you know, what happens if, I don't know, blows up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what to say, but there's definitely pushback, finally.
I did get a note.
I got some news that wasn't covered.
I'm sure you didn't hear about it in Europe.
Okay.
In fact, it's a story that's just, I don't know why it hasn't been covered, but...
I had to go to some bitch shoot guy to hear about it.
So you know it's true.
Bitch shoot, hello!
That's where we get all our journalism from.
Yeah, Dark Outpost, one of the great podcasts ever.
This is a great story from Dark Outpost about Biden.
Okay.
It's under great story.
Oh, I see it, yes.
Hey, this is it, folks.
Dark Outpost has learned something exclusively.
No other news outlet is reporting this, and they are not going to, but we are.
And this is...
Well, it's just, it's huge.
About Jill Biden, Joe Biden's wife.
Check this out.
She has been arrested.
She was arrested on Friday evening.
We have the story for you right here.
Jill Biden arrested.
The office of the First Lady, the usurper to the office of the First Lady, Jill Biden, was arrested Friday evening at the residence of Tyler Perry, which is a three quarter replica of the White House in Atlanta, Georgia.
She was in custody at 5.50 p.m.
Eastern Time, according to an exclusive source speaking on condition of anonymity, and transported to a local Atlanta police precinct where she was strip-searched and fingerprinted before being fitted with an electronic tether covered by a medical boot.
She is scheduled to be arraigned on charges of elder abuse, allegedly physically attacking her husband, Joe Biden, who suffers from dementia.
Witnesses claim Mrs.
Biden has been visibly upset over recent reports that Vice President Kamala Harris, as we call her Camel Toe, has been shopping for support from the Biden staff to invoke the 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution and remove Joe Biden over several deep blunders during his short tenure in office, including the disastrous botched withdrawal from Afghanistan.
Jill Biden has been released on bond pending arraignment according to sources speaking on condition of anonymity.
This is a developing story.
Now, there have been several reports indicating that Jill Biden has been abusive to Joe in the past.
You really should be ashamed of yourself for bringing that as a news report.
Although I did see the boot on her foot and I thought, hmm, second ceiling, ankle bracelet?
You always got to think that.
It's a good bit.
But now the thing that's weird about this story is the claim is made by these guys...
That Biden is not staying in the White House White House.
He's staying at the three-quarters-sized replica, Tyler Perry's White House, in Georgia.
This is what...
Where do they get this stuff?
By the way, this is a reminder to people out there that listen to these fringe podcasts that, you know, the No Agenda show is a real...
Podcasts that really deconstructs real news.
And we would...
Stuff like you get...
That's all there is on BitChute.
And remember, if you're looking for it, the No Agenda Show will bring you your thousands of sealed indictments.
Real news all the time.
Any minute now.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I must tell you for a second, because Tina brought me news from the Hill Country.
She bumped into some of the Hill Country patriots who are all around where we live.
And the word is that there is something big coming out of Afghanistan.
This was yesterday.
That would be really bad for Joe.
I don't think it was these bombs.
Another one just went off.
A V-I-E-D, apparently.
But I do know that she said, you know, I want to believe you, but I'm still waiting for the sealed indictments.
So, she really said that.
Anyway.
Hey, let's thank the rest of our producers.
$50 and up.
Yes, we do have a few people to thank, starting with Chris Bolton from Newcastle, UK, 137.17.
No, we don't read these notes, but I have to read this.
He says, keep up the adequate work.
The quality of the British understatement can never be emphasized enough.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Casey Williams, $100.
Greg Hartlob, $100.
Regina Crank in Stone Mountain, Georgia, $100.
Kendra Lamott, 8027.
There's a birthday for somebody.
It's for her.
Shannon Brame, I believe, 8008 in Houston, Texas.
Sir Richard Hufford, 8008.
Christine Campbell, 8008.
Best Sir Herb Lamb, Duke of the Deep South.
That's right, one of our Dukes down there.
Sir Herb Lamb's been with us forever.
He says, PayPal's cutting me off.
I don't know why.
I have to read that note.
We'll read it later and see what's going on.
8008.
Jennifer Christensen in Spicewood, Texas, 7433.
She says she neglected to request her de-douching with the previous donation.
Please lay it on me!
You've been de-douched.
Got it.
Anthony Tomaszewski in Montebello, New York, 6969.
Anonymous, 65.
David Forbes, 6006.
Sir Luke, the Viscount of London in the Southeast.
We got a couple of UKers today.
That's great.
5888.
Rav Yonatan Tal Schlechter in Berlin, Deutschland.
Schecter.
Heard me on Greg Carlwood's podcast.
Been listening ever since.
Not quite a year ago.
Definitely need to be de-douched.
Hopefully this isn't time for my 33rd birthday on August 26th.
Yes, you bet!
You've been de-douched.
De-douched then a birthday.
That's the way to do it.
I love you.
That's right, kids.
D-douche and a birthday.
That's how you do it.
Step right up.
Hey, $57.
He's in Saudi Arabia.
Irma van der Vaart in Delft, Netherlands.
56.
His birthday is the 29th.
Love is lit.
You bet.
Leandro Brady, another birthday in Bolinas, California, 55-55.
Brian Bowser in 55-33.
Robert Tyler Lowe, 55-10.
TJ of the Side Eye.
Sir Lee...
I'm sorry, 55-10 for Sir Lee...
TJ. TJ, not Sir Lee.
TJ. Sir Lee Mofo is next, 55-10.
Eric...
Halene, $55.10.
Graying Geek, $55.00.
There's a birthday there.
His own 55th birthday.
Sopis Sopis, $54.46.
$54.46.
Remember that one guy that was heading, I looked him up, what was his name?
It was the same first and last name that was running Afghanistan, that was co-running Afghanistan.
Abdul Abdul or whatever his name was.
Jabbar Jabbar, Jabbar?
I don't know.
John Gaynor, $52.80.
David Steinmeier, $50.33.
John Collins in Atascadero, $50.31.
And then the following people are $50 donors, name and location, birthday boy Christopher Blanco, Dave Swift, Sir Knight of the Eastside, Rebecca Zymetz, There's no locations for anybody.
Kaylin Beasley, Gregory Parsons.
And she has a...
Hold on, hold on.
Kaylin Beasley says, I've been sustaining donations of $33.33 every month, but after reading John's newsletter, I saw donations this week were a little scant.
I'd like to call out Breanne Beasley as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
She hit me in the mouth last year.
Pay up, sucker!
Sucka.
Gregory Parsons, 50.
Roger Real in Bellevue, Ohio.
These are all $50 donors named if locations possible.
I don't have many.
What is this?
Noah?
Noah Ehlers?
Hard to tell.
Alexa Delgado in Aptos, California.
Kerry Augustafson, Robert Cardinal in Hinesville, Georgia.
Why did these come in?
And he says, three-year douchebag, please de-douche.
Addicted to the show.
Thanks.
You've been de-douched.
Brittany Borff, Madison McClure, Shane Morrison, P.P. Nijman in Amsterdam.
Naimon.
P.P. Naimon.
Naimon.
In Amsterdam, where you are.
Go say hi.
R. Tabak in Meppel, another Hollander, two in a row.
Steven Gann, parts unknown.
Todd Grubb in Capic, Michigan.
Shane Sproul.
In nowhere.
Ah, Jesus Allen.
Jesus, hello in Austin, Texas.
Used to be where you used to live.
Brian Bellin.
El Cajon includes Mr.
Greg Gandolfo.
And last but not least, our buddy and longtime supporter, since almost the beginning of the show, he sent a check in back in the day.
Sir Alan Bean, he's actually a baron, said, I'm going to keep sending you a check as long as the show is good.
And he has continued to send us checks since day one.
That's right.
And he's moved and moved.
He was in Oakland.
He's famous for being in Oakland.
And he moved to Tigard.
And now he's in Beaverton.
Well, we appreciate not only Sir Alan Bean, but also everyone who supported the show, and those who came in under 50, typically for reasons of anonymity.
I did catch one more dedouching, I believe, which was...
Uh...
Yeah...
No, we had that one.
Hmm.
No, I guess we got it all.
So anyone under $50, which is typically for anonymity, but also a lot of people on the subscriptions, we really appreciate that.
Those are sustaining donations.
They do keep the show going.
And I think there was one or two jobs karma requests.
So we'll round it out with that.
And thank you for supporting episode 1376.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Youth jobs.
Karma.
Join in the fun for Sunday.
Dvorak.org slash NA Lots of fun names to get through today, so buckle in.
We've got, on the birthday list, Kristen Tsusui, who says happy birthday to her husband, Geary.
He celebrated on the 20th.
Chris Hewitt, his wife, celebrated on the 23rd.
Sir Patrick Koble and Dame Sarah, happy birthday to his son, James, 11 years old today.
And on the nighting list...
Dan Scalise says happy birthday to his smoking hot wife, Courtney, also celebrating today.
Graying Geek, 55 today.
Sir Walkman's wife, Laura, will be celebrating tomorrow.
Kendra Lamott will be celebrating tomorrow, August 27th.
And Christina Curry, the pod daughter, turns 31 tomorrow.
Happy birthday, babes.
Then we have Jonathan Tal Schechter, 38 in the 29th.
Karma Dops.
Her super-hot husband, Ian Dobbs, is celebrating Christopher Blankos' happy birthday to his beautiful and amazing wife, Dame Ashley, Lady of the Lake.
And that's it, our birthdays.
We say happy birthday to all of you from the best podcast in the universe and everybody in the staff of Man, let's move to the No Agenda Show!
It's your birthday, yeah!
T-t-t-t-t-tidal changes Turn and face the slay of strangeness We've got a change here.
Sir Mike Keillor sent in the note.
He said he wanted the change and he can do whatever he wants.
He's on the period's ladder.
Now, please address him as Sir Mike Keillor, Baronet of the No Agenda Roundtable.
And thank you very much for your support, Sir Mike.
Now, we do have quite a list here.
We've got one, two, three, four, I think we have five nights.
Two dames?
It's gonna take a real blade.
Woohoo!
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Here you go, the double hander.
Laura, Courtney Scalise, Seth Klon, David Bozeman, Jason Bible, Joshua Schmidt, Mike Keillor, and James Colville.
Step up, all of you.
You're about to become knights and dames of the Noagenda Roundtable.
I'm very proud to pronounce the KD as Dame Toonsus, the sequel data queen.
Dame Courtney, the douchebag dame.
Seth Klon, Sir Earthbound Astronaut of the Agarthic realm.
Sir Bozeman of Cape Fear.
Sir Goodbook of the Escarpment Circuit Board.
Sir Mike Keeler and Sir James...
For you, we've got Hookers and Blow, we've got Rent Boys, and we've got Chardonnay.
We have some special requests for ribeye, rye whiskey, and a little rebellion, can of Diet Coke.
It'll be Coke Zero, nachos and queso, and...
Well, luckily, the Netherlands knows how to make their mutton and mead, so I have that here.
Thank you, and congratulations, all of you.
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many many offers to join in no agenda meetups while i was here but it's such a short trip and i'm really here for the for christina and for her birthday tomorrow um so i had to decline but But lots of meetups taking place all over Gitmo Nation.
Here's a report from Punta Gorda, Florida.
In the morning, this is the monthly amygdala meetup, installation number two.
We're next to the ice machine in Punta Gorda at Lashley Crab House.
I am a Benadryl baby.
This is Sir Jacob, guardian of the Limburg Coast, and I am a public health professional and also a COVID survivor, and I have one message for you.
Stay safe!
This is Mike from, Mike number two from Rotunda West and Renee from Rotunda West.
Hi, this is Liz.
I'm a new listener of the No Agenda podcast and this is my first meetup and it's everything I hoped it would be and more.
Hi, this is Maddie.
I just want to thank you for keeping my bank This is Sir Edward Jacobs, Knight of the Appalachian Piedmont.
I just wanted to say, Adam, you were wrong about what Tori says.
Give her another try.
Hey, this is a couple of douchebags here, Jake and Teresa from Rotunda West with our two-month-old human resource.
Hello.
This is Mike, number one, from Rotunda West here at the Punta Gorda meetup.
It's a really nice meetup, closer than the Tampa Bay one I went to last time.
Just finishing off my last dose of horse ivermectin.
This is Christy, here with my smoking hot husband and my two human resources, just teaching them to build back better for someone else.
Good morning!
Okay, I love that report.
So many people.
Very different kind of people.
They got kids there.
They got alcohol.
Great combo.
All kinds of fun things happen at the No Agenda Meetups.
And you need to be there.
I mean, seriously, you need to try at least one of these.
And we have a whole system at NoAgendaMeetups.com where you can join in.
It's completely producer-driven, and today in Denver at 6 o'clock, the Denver City Park at the Museum of Nature and Science is the Denver Area Sunshine Appreciators Meetup.
Simultaneously, at 6.30, the Denver City Park Meetup Sit Down and Slave Out with Colin and I guess, I don't know, I guess, I don't know if it's one or two or both, but they should be able to find each other.
On Saturday, the second attempt at the first ever PEI, Prince Edward Island, Scandinavia, no agenda meetup, 1 o'clock Atlantic time at the Travelot Drive Beach.
Matt is organizing.
I hope someone shows up.
The first Prince Edward Island in Canada meetup.
It would be great if we had a number of producers there.
Flight of the No Agenda Meetup number 19 on the eve of the fall, 3.33 p.m.
on Saturday at Steelcraft in the city of Long Beach.
The SATX San Antonio Meetup in Texas, 4 o'clock at Freetail Brew Pub Saturday.
Also on Saturday, the tiny amygdalae of Anchorage, 4 p.m.
Anchorage time, the Bear Paw Bar and Grill.
No passports required.
Oregon Local 33 on Saturday.
Dog Days Union Meeting 1 at 5 p.m.
And this will be their first one at the Lucky Labrador Brew Pub on Southeast Hawthorne.
Nelson, British Columbia, Canadian Meetup 5 o'clock at Torchlight Brewing on Saturday.
Northeast Ohio, Dame Ashley's Birthday Bash 5 o'clock at Town Tavern in Uniontown.
That should be fun.
And then Sunday, another show day for us, the NA Lowlands Picnic in the Park, Delft.
See, I would have loved to have gone to that, but I'm working.
That is 1 o'clock at the Twee Molintjes Kade P3 Delft, Nederland.
Irma is organizing for you.
Sunday as well, Buffalo Western New York Meetup, 3 o'clock at the Raymond Kilmeck Veterans Park in North Tonawanda, New York.
That's just a few of the meetups that's coming up until the next show.
There's a lot on the calendar.
Go check them out.
You will not regret it.
If you can't find anything near you, then just start one yourself.
Noagendameetups.com, biatch!
Delicapati!
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered all hell to blame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Boo!
Woohoo!
The meetups are out of control.
Well, people need to get out.
Yeah, it's good for them.
I agree.
It's very good for them.
I'll play my ISOs.
Me ISOs?
I only have one.
Oh, well let's play yours first then.
What do you got?
It's not good.
It's Biden.
Go.
Finally.
You just said it.
Simultaneous with him.
That was great.
Finally.
Shut your mouth, peasant.
I thought that was very no agenda.
And our efforts to address the global pandemic.
It's too long.
It's good, but it's too long.
It's not quite a show closer.
No.
That's the problem with these.
I mean, finally is kind of supposed to be a show closer.
How about this one?
They really are sending you love, and there's no agenda.
Tony Robbins, ladies and gentlemen.
Use that.
Tony Robbins, everybody.
It needs to be turned up a bit.
Yeah, hold on.
Let me take it through the washer here, so let's boost that up a little bit.
Get a little extra dog biscuits.
I'm upping it by 14.
John, here we go.
They really are sending you love, and there's no agenda.
Okay, I'll tighten it up at the beginning.
All right, perfect.
That is not 14 decibels.
No, that's dog biscuits, brah.
Oh, dog biscuits, brah.
Brah.
It's dog biscuits, brah.
So I've got a couple left over here.
They're both C-SPAN call-ins.
Oh, okay.
One of them's funny, one of them's not.
So let's just play one, because it's like they gave this guy the bum's rush when he called in.
And I think we're good with just this one play, which is the C-SPAN call-in about the poppies.
Oh, yay!
Hi, good morning to you.
You know, I want to speak to a bigger issue.
It does speak directly to Joe Biden's handling of this.
He inherited a soup sandwich from many administrations.
I've studied history.
I understand what's going on here.
Getting the people out isn't necessarily the issue.
It's why we were in Afghanistan in the first place.
It took Russia down.
It's taken every country down that's ever tried to do anything.
The Taliban, Al-Qaeda, they're all there to protect the poppy fields, the heroin.
Every war since World War I has been about the heroin and the poppy fields that come out of Afghanistan.
It's the only thing, the only commerce they have.
For God's sake, it's desert and mountains.
Okay, but specifically we're talking about these evacuation efforts that have been going on.
Specifically to that, what do you think about those efforts?
What do I think about those efforts?
I think we're the ones protecting the airspace and the airports and the French paratroopers and all these other people can go in and get people from their nations out.
If we weren't there in some force, they hadn't gone back there, Biden sent them back.
None of those people would be parachuting in and getting their people out and doing all this.
We don't hear about that.
So things should be done differently?
Nothing should be done differently when it comes to these evacuation efforts?
What do you think?
Repeat yourself.
When it comes to the evacuation efforts, do you think something should be done differently or nothing should be done differently?
What do you think?
Well, I think that, as I said, he inherited a soup sandwich sandwich from Donald Trump.
They can say what they want, but they're not in power, and they really did nothing but made a deal with the drug dealers.
They made a deal with the drug dealers to turn...
Okay, that's Michael there in Dixon, Tennessee.
This was the Democrat line, I presume?
It was.
Wow!
I love the repeat yourself.
That's kind of a cool way to say it.
I gotta try using that.
Repeat yourself?
It's like, you're so taken aback, the guy went...
You could even stun a TV host.
Word for word.
Alright.
I think we gotta go, man.
The show's running long.
This is where you can disagree.
The show's running long.
I'm not disagreeing with anything.
I just want to make sure.
Sometimes I'll play that music and you're like, wait, wait, wait!
And it's late for you.
It's like midnight or something.
No, no, no.
It's 9.30, 10.30.
I got a sandwich in the fridge.
Soup sandwich?
Yes, exactly.
It's a walk-away Joe, we call it here in the deli.
Coming up after show...
Let me see.
After this on...
NoagendaStream.com.
We've got Canary Cry News Talk.
Oh, I haven't heard this.
New show to the stream.
Excellent, excellent.
End of show mixes.
Rexo is back.
Good to see him.
Gucci Dragons, Sound Guy Steve, Tidewater Architect.
It's a cornucopia of beautiness.
Coming to you from the crime-ridden country of the Netherlands in the capital, Amsterdam, in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, the crime-ridden capital of California.
No, wait a minute.
Homeless-ridden.
What am I thinking?
I'm John C. Dvorak.
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Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA until Sunday.
Adios, mofos!
such Take this mild drug and you will have a nice sleep without any nightmares Say it again.
Say it again.
And all it's gonna take is one Karen flapping her arms and screeching like an ill eagle to make this so much illegal.
So get some while you can and keep it on the DL. DL. Or not, it's not important.
I got scotch, it's important.
Open up the top, import it.
On the rocks, then absorb it.
It makes everything distorted.
Check, liver light is on, but my amygdala's enjoy it.
Yeah.
And without it, there's just no way for me to make it through the days in between the show days.
I mean, there's JRE, and it's okay, but it's no, no agenda, so remember to donate.
Time, talent, and treasure, the values beyond measure.
Info same, it got me balanced, never been better.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
And no agenda's my soundtrack to weather the weather.
No umbrella, just a 1911 and a AR-15.
Itchy finger on the trigger.
We aren't there yet, but it's on the horizon.
And the closer that we get, it seems that monster is getting bigger.
So let's pray for the peaceful divorce.
This relationship's been over for a while.
So why are we pretending that we're not just beating a dead horse?
Civil War doesn't have to be to set course.
Or does it?
I don't know.
I'm just a rapper with my eyes on this ever-growing government.
Wondering what it's going to take to make them give the power back to the people.
Even though I know that's something like the rapture.
Not one and done or two and done, but three and done, at least for a while.
And I think all of those points need to be a little bit better communicated.
I'm one and done, two and done, three and done, three and done.
With various determination, with recommendation, seeking emergency use authorization, I know you had this conversation.
Was it simply based on that study?
Yeah, it was based on a couple of things.
The main thing was...
You know what?
That sounds to me like a money-making operation supervisor.
Think of the money involved.
Tens of billions of dollars.
How good of business is that?
I'm one and done.
One and done.
Two and done.
Three and done.
I'm one and done.
One and done Two and done Two and done Three and done Three and done Three and done I'm one and done Two and done Three and done Three and done I'm one and done Two and done Three and done Three and done Let me say this loudly and clearly Please, please
The moment you've been waiting for is here.
It's time for you to go get your vaccination.
Get it today.
It's free, it's easy, it's safe, and it's effective.
Go get your shot now.
Please, get your shot today.
There is no time to waste.
The pandemic of the unvaccinated is a tragedy that is preventable.
So please, please, if you haven't gotten your vaccination, if you haven't gotten vaccinated, do it now.
Please, you can save your life and the lives of those you love.
The good news is that across the country, in some states, you get $100 if you get vaccinated.
Coordinating the experts from the Yale School of Public Health, the sooner you get fully vaccinated, the sooner you'll be protected.
In today's FDA full approval, there's another good reason to get vaccinated.
So, please get vaccinated now.
Please.
Remember, it's happening, and it's going to keep happening.
We just have to finish the job.
Science, facts, and confidence.
Together.
Together as a United States of America.
So please get vaccinated today.
Please.
Well, we've gotten that done.
It's not as reassuring as anyone would like it to be.
She covering.
Look, no, I'm not being facetious.
She covering.
Look, not a joke.
She covering.
It's good.
The she-session.
And turn it into a...
She covering.
Be the wise guy.
She covering.
Look, not a joke.
The she-session.
The she-session.
And turn it into a...
She covering.
I'm not being a wise guy now.
The she-session.
The she-session.
And turn it into a...
I'm not being a wise guy now.
But all kidding aside.
Exactly!
Now I'm not joking.
Don't talk about that.
They're a lengthy platform.
and turn it into a...
She covering.
The she-session.
But all kidding aside...
The she-session.
I'm not joking.
The she-session.
I'm not joking.
She covering.
But all kidding aside, you had up to 20 Republicans sign a letter.
Exactly.
Fact is, the conservatives don't talk about that in their lengthy platform.
And turn it into a recovery.
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Adios, mofo.
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