This is your award-winning Gibbo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1368.
This is no agenda.
Firing up the heat map and broadcasting live from the heart of Texas Hill Country, FEMA Region No.
6 in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we've got Olympic fever, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Boat.
Who has Olympic fever?
Nobody.
Nobody has Olympic fever.
And we had a fever, and then our athlete quit.
Yeah, that was weird.
Well, you can see her.
I saw her do one thing.
She did a vault, I think.
Yeah.
Where you jump and spin and land.
And you can see it.
She has lost...
Her mojo?
No, she tried to explain it, and I think the other people would come in to try to explain it.
It's called a bunch of...
It's more than choking.
It is a...
They call it the yips in golf.
Oh, the yips.
Yeah, the yips, of course.
It's psychological.
It's a psychological barrier to the...
And I'm reminded of an old Star Trek episode where...
Here we go.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo!
All right.
Boomer time.
Where Spock had his brain removed to become the center of a ship and then Bones had to put the brain back into Spock and he put on this helmet that gave him all this extra brain power and he started putting the brain back and saying, this is as easy as anything.
I can't believe it.
This is ridiculously easy.
And he's doing it and then the thing wears off.
And then he starts to go into, oh my god, how am I even doing this?
This is not possible.
I can't do this.
There's too many connections and he freaks out.
And this is the kind of thing that happened to her.
When she did her vault, you could tell she didn't even do it right and she landed poorly.
She lost something.
It's very strange to see, but it's like you had this highly tuned person.
And it's a dangerous sport, let's face it.
Well, to me, I understood the obvious when you say, oh, mental health problems, a lot of people see that as a snowflake move.
When, you know, in general, even if you get the yips, great golfers don't necessarily quit, they continue.
And I understand it's dangerous.
What I personally thought was...
Oh, hell yeah.
These athletes are slaves.
They're slaves to the International Olympic Committee.
They've been made to sleep on fold-out cardboard beds.
Keep your mask on.
They can't move three meters without an escort anywhere in the village.
I bet it's not fun.
Well, whatever it caused, I think she's sincere that she lost whatever she needed to have to do these flips without killing herself.
And she just bails.
But I think you're...
And other people attributed it to COVID and all the other things that made their lives miserable for a year.
And this was supposed to be last year anyway.
And I think combined with what you just said...
And the slavery issue.
She's black, I might add.
Which is not a small issue when it comes to these Olympics.
You're completely owned.
Yeah, it's not good.
I mean, I've known some Olympic athletes in the Netherlands, and I've met them in context with the Dutch chapter of the IOC. Oh!
So, in public, they get all this fawning, and it's, you know, beautiful, and let's have a great lunch.
But after that, you know, they'll be quick to tell you, like, man, this is crap.
I'm being lived.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm reminded of TED Talks.
Okay.
TED Talks are the same way.
Oh, you remember that guy who ratted on the TED Talks?
Yeah.
Did he write a whole blog about it?
I can't remember what he did.
I don't know what he did, but he was bitching and moaning about it, and I believe it's all true.
Yeah, he was a TED fellow.
He was a TED fellow, which is basically you're in a cult.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to remember who that guy was.
Well, while we're thinking about that, John, it is here today.
We all need to pay attention to it.
The Infection Heat Map!
The most viral image of the past week everywhere.
The heat map.
CDC says it's making this guidance for areas with substantial or high transmission.
Now take a look at this map.
That's all the counties in red and orange.
Altogether, it's almost two-thirds of all counties in the United States.
It's a metric based both on the spread of COVID, how many people have the virus, as well as whether counties are able to do enough testing to stay on top of it.
Now, what does that mean to you?
I couldn't find this statistic anywhere else.
By the way, I thought that I heard one-third at one point, too.
No, but the point is, what the heat map is based on is these two parameters.
Metric based both on the spread of COVID, how many people have the virus, as well as whether counties are able to do enough testing to stay on top of it.
Yes, it's contradictory.
Well, it sounds to me like somehow they have a metric which is not published.
Do you have enough testing capabilities?
And that combined with cases, cases, is your color score on the heat map.
Which is ludicrous.
Curiously contradictory.
Yes.
Yes.
So, in other words, you've had no testing whatsoever and no cases, you'd be high up on the list.
You'd be blood orange.
You'd be just burning up.
So this is being used to show everybody, and we'll get to that, of course, that this is the southern states must be Republicans, or as Chris Cuomo calls them, the vacuous states.
I thought it was kind of good.
I tried to get his opening monologue from yesterday, and I thought it would be online, but no.
He said it's the vaccinated...
Seriously, you'll find...
Believe me, Chris Como's stuff is not online.
Isn't that odd?
You have to find it on YouTube.
Well, I was looking on YouTube, and nothing...
I mean, you have to...
If it's there, it's on YouTube, but they don't put it up on CNN, and it's spotty on YouTube.
No.
Because it's embarrassing.
That could be one of the reasons.
When I was watching it, I thought, wow, man, I'm glad no one watches this.
This is pretty insidious what that guy is doing.
Well, anyway, this all came on some new science.
We have an update.
Now the CDC has flipped on a dime within 24 hours.
We are now supposed to mask up everywhere.
Now we can't mandate it.
We can't mandate it, but we can do lots of things.
We are going to begin tonight with breaking news in the COVID pandemic.
The CDC has changed its guidance when it comes to mask wearing for the vaccinated, citing the highly contagious Delta variant.
The agency now says people who live in areas where the spread of COVID is high or substantial, even those who receive their vaccine, should wear masks indoors.
So tonight, look at this map.
That means that new mask guidance covers more than 60 percent of the country.
And we have just learned of this big step from the White House.
The administration emailing staff tonight saying they must wear masks regardless of their vaccination status.
And with the new school year around the corner, the CDC is recommending all students, teachers and staff wear masks.
And there is late word tonight about a man who was arrested for allegedly sending death threats to Dr.
Anthony Fauci.
In one email, authorities say the suspect threatened to drag Dr.
Fauci and his family into the street, beat them to death, and set them on fire.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's quite the threat.
Set you on fire.
Your whole family will burn.
So people aren't very happy about this.
No.
No one's happy about any of it.
And the thing is, it's this science all of a sudden, which I thought the science was always in, follow the science, do what the science says, but science screwed us on this deal.
You know, there are several things that were all happening at exactly the same time.
This is the director of the CDC, Walensky.
Which I think really motivated us to move forward.
The first is, over the last two weeks, our case rates in this country have come down by about a third, likely very much due to the scale-up of vaccinations that we've been able to do.
Second is that, you know, we have new science now that basically shows that the vaccine is working.
Its effectiveness in real-world settings outside of our trials has demonstrated that it works just as well as Yeah, I like she slips that in.
Isn't that cool?
It was something new science outside of our trials.
Well, you may not have tested any of this.
Shows that the vaccine is working.
It's working!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's working so well.
Put your mask on!
That basically shows that the vaccine is working.
Its effectiveness in real-world settings outside of the trial, outside of our trials, has demonstrated...
By the way, stop.
She tried to correct the mistakes she made, indicating that the whole thing is a big giant trial, and she blows the correction.
...working its effectiveness in real world settings outside of the trial, outside of our trials.
Oops!
Has demonstrated that it works just as well as it did in the trials, that these vaccines are working against variants, and that if you are vaccinated, you're very unlikely to be able to get asymptomatic disease and therefore transmit to other people.
Oh, this is like, you know, one person says yes to that, and one person says no.
This is a fiasco.
Yes.
Yeah, they really screwed this one up.
And, well, I have some ideas about what's happening, but the new science thing is what really is perfect.
You just say science.
And, by the way, the Wall Street Journal said, hey, that's great.
Can we see the data to your science?
Which has not been published yet.
Well, you know, it doesn't be peer-reviewed, it's still early, but for some reason it was enough to turn everything around on a dime.
One day after, they reiterated their old, the CDC reiterated their old mask guideline, which was, you know, it's all good.
And so this got to a head in the House of Representatives and it wound up, I guess, what Republican was saying, no, I'm not going to wear a mask, this is stupid.
And then Nancy Pelosi called him a moron.
He's a moron!
And then she explained why he's a moron.
Is Kevin McCarthy a moron and if so, why?
I said earlier in my comment, science, science, science, and science.
On almost every subject that you can name, science is the answer.
Whether it's the climate crisis, whether it's a health crisis, whether it's our preeminence in the world and technology, science, science, science, science.
To say that wearing a mask is not based on science, I think, is not wise.
And that was my comment.
Science, science, science.
Now, I agree it's a mistake for her to do four sciences in a row.
I think that might break the three-repetition rule.
Actually, there is a...
Classes on exposition, writing classes at a higher level, there's...
There's three things you do when you're trying to make a point.
If you want to...
I'm trying to think how this actually goes.
If you want to make an emotional attachment or you want to drive home a point, you do two.
Really?
If you want to bring in the, like, jobs and jobs.
Yeah.
And if you want to bring...
Good one.
Science and science!
If you want to do the balanced trinity, which is three.
Mm-hmm.
Three is always the best.
And then there is four is allowed for being, I think that's the emotional outlet where you've lost it.
You're out of control.
I fixed it for her, no problem.
Science.
The science.
Science.
Powered by science.
Science, science, science, and science.
Bitch!
Look it up, it's science!
Just a little extra time this morning.
Yes, apparently.
Okay, boots on the ground report regarding the testing for these variants, which I think we talked about a show or two ago.
And this is from one of our producers.
I recently heard a claim on some media outlet that 71% of all COVID cases in the area were the Delta variant.
Another outlet claimed 40% in a different area.
Of course, no details about how testing for variants are completed or who can do them, just the usual parroting of information from some government PR person.
Well, I am one of the boards for a multi-hospital regional health care system on the East Coast.
We have the best producers of the universe.
We recently had a board meeting with a COVID update as part of our agenda.
You think?
One of our executives suggested that the Delta variant was a major factor for all the cases.
Naturally, I put on my no agenda hat and asked some questions after the meeting with this person.
Turns out in the hospitals in our system, they're not testing for variants because they can't.
Only two highly recognized learning hospitals can provide those tests regionally, and even they can only test for general variants, not the Delta.
Only the feds or maybe the state has the ability to test specific variants, but the hospitals in our system are not even sending samples to the learning hospitals, let alone the feds for testing.
Not sure how the CDC or any organization can accurately suggest statistics about the variants.
Needless to say, I was kicked off the board.
No, I didn't say that.
Also, an additional fact discussed on the show, I can verify the healthcare database systems that feed into the state and the CDC have no way of knowing how many times a person has been tested.
Isn't that interesting?
That's a good point here.
Isn't that interesting?
Meaning, if a person has been tested three times positive for COVID, that is three new cases of the COVID, not three tests for one person.
Most people are getting multiple tests in our system once they test positive.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Total sense.
Well, I have another letter.
This is another producer, female.
Mm-hmm.
You mentioned about the COVID variant and how they are testing it, which has always been bothering me as well.
I'm a clinical laboratory tech for a hospital just outside Queens, New York.
In the routine micro lab, the PCR testing does not differentiate between any strains, and I believe there is no FDA-approved test that does.
I've also been asking around some of my colleagues at work if they send out any positive COVID-19 swabs to the CDC or if our reference labs do.
There seems to be no set algorithm...
Or if someone is positive, now where they are further tested for strains.
No, none.
This Delta variant has no concrete evidence in my clinical lab opinion and is just about control.
It's a shame that this is being exploited also a little...
Tidbit, in the flu, it seems that people think that the flu disappeared in 2020.
False.
Nobody was testing for it, and when someone died in the hospital, they just only swabbed for COVID-19.
And this is the problem I have with this recent change or at least this announcement that testing companies should use different assays.
No longer are we going to use the PCR or the RT-PCR test, which shouldn't be a test in the first place.
I think they're going to the lateral flow system.
I believe that's what Gates and Soros bought for $41 million.
They bought a company.
I mean, how about that, huh?
Boy, those guys have timing.
Just a week before all this stuff happens, just a week before the CDC says these tests may be no good because the new test that they're looking for and that they want you to use, if available, is able to distinguish between COVID and influenza.
And the more I hear this, the more I'm thinking, dude, was this just flu that people were dying from and just because some genetic code was uploaded to Illumina, which is another Gottlieb board company, And they're the ones that hand it out to all the PCR testers.
I mean, if you're just looking for some generic material or some material that may be specific to 1% of the people, you know, like your 1% Askenazi Jew based upon your DNA... Maybe, you know, they're just getting tests off of something that they were told to look for.
And yeah, you know, because of all the angst and the way the hospitals were sending people home, and of course most people having completely separate underlying issues where the reason they entered the hospital in the first place, I'm not even sure any of this is real anymore.
Especially with the exosome story that we talked about.
We love the exosome.
I do, I do.
And I have some thoughts on it, but first we need to have at least two short clips from the Pope himself, Fauci, and he really looks...
By the way, doesn't he look younger?
He's had work done.
Yeah, Biden also looks younger.
Pelosi never seems to age.
These are 80-year-olds.
Adrenochrome.
Adrenochrome.
Well, I didn't want to say it, but yeah, maybe if you drink the blood out of babies.
We've learned clearly now, without a doubt, that people who are vaccinated get a breakthrough infection, actually have enough virus in their nasopharynx that they can actually transmit it to other people and have a contradiction to what we just, the clips you just played, of course.
I'm sorry?
This is in contradiction to the clips you just played about how you don't have this issue.
Yes.
Well, this is why I sequence them that way.
That they can actually transmit it to other people and have documented, transmitted to other people.
So because of that, the virus has really changed and that has really triggered...
The change in the CDC guidelines.
So right now, the way you correctly said, that even if you are vaccinated, you need to wear a mask in indoor public settings in the areas that have a high degree of transmissibility, namely the orange and red areas of the CDC designation.
I'm in a red area!
Oh no, I gotta be careful.
Let's continue.
So I guess the data is just different with Delta, but do you understand why people might feel a little whipsawed?
Yeah, it's thoroughly understandable, but there really is a pretty clear explanation of it.
And here are the data.
When you go back 60 days or the two months ago, when you look at the level of virus in the nasopharynx of a person who's vaccinated and gets a breakthrough infection, it was considerably less than the level of virus in the nasopharynx of an unvaccinated person.
The data were clear.
Now that we have a Delta variant, that has changed the entire landscape, because when you look at the level of virus in the nasopharynx of a vaccinated person who gets a breakthrough infection with Delta, it is exactly the same as the level of virus in a it is exactly the same as the level of virus in a Oh, says Chris Hayes.
This really bothered me.
I've never heard about the measurement of the amount of virus in the nasal cavity.
Have you?
Do you recall this?
Ever?
This guy is like a pathological liar.
I've come to this conclusion.
And by the way, if it's so much in it, where's the pharynx that he keeps talking about?
Nasopharynx.
Where is that?
I think he says pharynx.
No, no, pharynx.
It's F-H-A-R-N-Y-X. That's what he's saying.
Because that's what he's talking about.
And what is that?
Well, I don't know.
I'm looking for a picture of it to where that is in the nose.
Because I'm wondering if it's forward in the nose.
I got it here.
It's spelled with P-H. A-R-N-Y-N-X. It's part of the throat behind the mouth and nasal cavity above the esophagus and trachea.
Okay.
It is found in vertebrae and invertebrae, blah, blah, blah.
So that's deep then.
That's not where they have been testing.
But I don't see a nasal pharynx.
I think you're right.
That's interesting.
I'm looking at this.
Naso.
Naso.
N-A-S-O. Oh, geez.
So what is naso?
That means nasal.
Oh, okay.
Naso.
Okay.
All right.
Well, it bothered me because I'd never heard this metric being used and it didn't make sense to me.
It's like, I don't know, it just felt like if two people walk into a room and it's just filled with COVID dust, wouldn't you both have the same amount of virus in your nasopharynx?
It's just it affects one person differently than the other?
I don't know.
Like you said, this is the first time this has come up in the conversation.
Well, I have one answer.
And why there?
And why is it up further in the nose?
And why is it in the spit?
Well, you'd think that Chris Hayes would ask those follow-up questions.
Didn't he?
Well, she must have said, well, why isn't further up in the nose or in the spit or in the sputum because of your sneeze or in the lungs?
Is it anyplace else but this one little area?
You heard him.
His follow-up question is right here, right near the end of the clip.
Here it is.
Person who gets a breakthrough infection with Delta, it is exactly the same as the level of virus in an unvaccinated person who's infected.
He's convinced.
No further questions, Your Honor.
He's the worst, that guy.
Yeah, he's pretty bad.
So here is the...
And I think this gives us one answer.
This is one answer from Dr.
Robert Malone.
You've probably heard of him.
He's doing the rounds.
And he is the patent holder.
And they credit him as the inventor.
I think he's one of the co-inventors of mRNA technology as a vaccine.
He's said a lot of things in the past few weeks, which has gotten, I think, deplatformed at least from Twitter.
So he's just going on all the alternative shows.
And he showed up on Banyan's War Room, but I thought what he had to say was very interesting.
And this brings in the titters, which we mistakenly, I think, were calling the titters.
On the show?
We were never calling it the titers.
I thought we did.
No, no, no.
Well, mistakenly, I thought we did.
The titers.
No, you wished we did.
The titers.
And he says that what is happening right now, this new science, this change, is exactly what he's been predicting and is exactly what he's been saying and probably why he was kicked off social media.
We've seen a progression of...
Increasingly desperate and abrupt rollouts of information, beginning with Pfizer's alert a couple weeks ago that they think we were going to need to have a booster after six months, and Fauci reprimanding them,
and then the government flip-flopping and saying that we were going to have to have boosters for Pfizer recipients after six months in elderly and immunocompromised And then the bomb dropped last night.
And I'm afraid that it's precisely what I have been concerned about and what I had spoken about previously.
On two different podcasts yesterday, so it's pretty ironic.
And what it is, and we've talked about it, although never understood it, it might get more clear today, antibody-dependent enhancement.
What is antibody-dependent enhancement?
Briefly, it's that the vaccine causes the virus to become more infectious than would happen in the absence of vaccination, would cause the virus to replicate at higher levels than in the absence of infection.
This is the vaccinologist's worst nightmare.
It happened with the respiratory syncytial virus in the 60s and caused more child deaths in vaccine recipients than unvaccinated.
It happened with dengue vaccine.
And it's happened with virtually every other coronavirus vaccine development program, certainly in humans, known in history.
And it's what the vaccinologists like myself have been warning about since the outset is the risk of antibody-dependent enhancement.
Yeah, and I think the warning that we've played several clips from in the past is you don't mass vaccinate while the pandemic is still going on.
Now, do you recall this children dying in the 60s from some vaccine?
Do you remember that?
I'm a little too young for that.
That had to be the swine flu vaccine.
He said the 60s, though.
That wasn't the 60s, was it?
That wasn't the early 70s?
Well, the 60s was also polio vaccines.
Okay.
Well, he continues and explains to us why this is pretty much happening with Pfizer, which could be a reason for some of the hasty changes.
We can't have Pfizer looking bad.
In fact...
You don't hear anyone say it's Pfizer mainly that is causing this, except for the inventor of the technology.
Why would it first show up in Pfizer?
Pfizer actually probably, we don't actually have the data, but from first principles, the Pfizer dose is about a third of the Moderna dose, and it's likely as an RNA vaccine to express much less spike.
I didn't know that.
That doesn't make sense to me.
The Moderna dose costs almost 30% more.
Well, he says there's only a third of what Moderna has, which is interesting.
That's what I heard, too.
I don't think that's true.
I just think he's wrong.
Well, it would make sense if you need three shots to equal the same efficaciousness.
Of one J&J, you mean?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll give you three Pfizer's for one J&J. The Pfizer dose is about a third of the Moderna dose and it's likely as an RNA vaccine to express much less spike for a shorter period of time than you see with a recombinant adenoviral vector vaccine like Johnson& Johnson.
So we now know that the Pfizer protection is waning at six months and What the data seem to suggest is those who have received Pfizer, which is probably the least immunogenic of the three in terms of durability, length of protection, people that are now in the waning phase of the immune response to the Pfizer vaccine seem to be getting infected.
Notice they keep talking about Pfizer and not about the other two.
So this This is exactly what you would anticipate is the window of greatest susceptibility to antibody-dependent enhancement is in this long tapering phase as the vaccine response declines.
Okay, so it's more or less expected, except from the Pfizer guys.
And he winds it up with taking it back to Fauci and his nasal phallus.
And I think Dr.
Fauci is being very disingenuous.
I don't know what else to say.
Genuous.
You could say he's lying.
Whatever.
I'm accused of being now an anti-vaxxer.
And promoting disinformation.
But to my eyes, the government is obfuscating what's happening here.
And I don't mean to sound alarmist, but what seems to be rolling out is the worst case scenario where the vaccine in the waning phase is causing virus to replicate more efficiently than it would otherwise.
Which is what we call antibody-dependent enhancement.
That's what the word is.
And people have been warning about this since the outset of this rushed vaccine campaign.
So the whole thing has failed, the way I hear it from him.
It's just, you can't do it.
You've got to stop.
Well, I don't know.
You know, if you listen to NPR... Yes.
Do they have different thoughts about this by any chance?
Yeah, I do have a third dose series of clips.
Let's go with COVID third dose NPR. This is a short opening and I had to stop it right away because there's something they said that was noteworthy.
Today, Pfizer released preliminary data showing that a third dose of its COVID-19 vaccine does boost a person's immunity, at least as far as can be measured in the lab.
Wow!
It's a disclaimer in the announcement.
Well, the way they did it, because I put the bark in there, if you'd listened to it all connected, you wouldn't have noticed it.
But this is lab, as it shows in the lab.
In other words, they don't know what the hell's going on.
No.
It's all lab.
They put a third dose in a Petri dish.
I mean, this is unbelievable to me.
This is how hard updated this guy, the clip you just played, that guy might be on to something.
They are in panic mode.
Let's continue with this with this with part two.
As NPR's Joe Palka reports, this news comes as evidence begins to show that the efficacy of the vaccine may be waning over time.
The preliminary data come from a small group of subjects who had already received two doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine.
Michael Dolston is Pfizer's chief scientific officer.
He gave the news in a conference call with investors.
We observed a significant boost in utilizing antibodies The wild type is the strain of the virus that originated in China.
The beta variant first showed up in South Africa and has been of particular concern because it's the variant the vaccines are least effective against.
Dolson also said another laboratory study shows that a third shot boosted immunity to the Delta variant.
These preliminary data are varying according as Delta continues to spread.
These results come from using a boost with the original Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine.
The company said it will also start testing a modified vaccine specifically targeting the Delta variant.
The unanswered question is when or whether to give a booster.
Both laboratory studies and data from vaccinated people show the vaccine's efficacy appears to be waning over time.
But federal health officials say the current vaccines still work well enough, although they have begun to say certain populations, such as those with weakened immune systems, may need a third dose of the vaccine.
Boost!
So you'll notice that this is mostly stenography.
Mm-hmm.
There's no reporting whatsoever.
They don't ask the simplest of questions.
They just read from the press release and take a clip from the guy at his investors' conference.
And then let's go to clip three.
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla said on the investor call that Pfizer believes the need is broader than that.
What we have said is not new.
For months, I'm saying that we believe, based on the data that we have seen holistically, that we will need a booster 8 to 12 months from the second dose.
But we haven't submitted the data yet.
If it's still an open question about how good a vaccine will be for people, it's bound to be good for Pfizer's bottom line.
Borla told investors the company had second-quarter revenue of nearly $8 billion from the vaccine.
Yeah.
Did you hear...
So there's no reporting whatsoever from NPR. I have a question.
And no questions asked.
If you need a boost, a boost to survive, what does the term fully vaccinated mean?
Does that now have to be three?
That's the question they should have asked.
Do you think someone at the NPR would have the ability to ask such a simple question?
A question.
If you need a booster, what does fully vaccinated mean for the passport?
And this is going to be the question.
Are you fully vaccinated?
I know at least one friend of mine who has had two shots of Pfizer.
Will you take the boost?
My friend says, no way.
I have a friend.
It's probably the same friend.
Yeah.
Hey, we both have...
How many friends do you...
We got one friend each.
It's the same guy, but we have a friend.
Yeah.
No, he went through such misery from the first two shots, he doesn't want to get a third.
But in light of this idea of...
What is that term again the guy kept putting out there?
Oh, antibody-dependent enhancement, ADE. ADE. In light of antibody-dependent enhancement, you have to get a third shot or you're going to get sick as a dog.
And this is exactly the problem.
And even if you take it in the crackpot way, I mean, I haven't recommended this to my friend yet, but my thinking is, bro, you know, they might be like an upgrade, like an iOS upgrade.
Just do the update.
You might as well, because they're not telling you what they're doing.
I'm not telling you if it's going to be the same substance.
They're lying about Delta variant.
I listened to that carefully.
They did say that the booster they're talking about is the same as the regular shot.
But in the NPR report, they indicated That they may change the shot in the future to target Delta better.
To target the variant that, as we got from our boots on the ground, nobody knows how many Delta people there are.
And I've seen no documentation or evidence of doing a statistical analysis.
I mean, I can see where they can say, well, we're going to take these...
These control groups are going to test them for all these different things.
We're going to put them through the ringer for the variants.
And then we're going to extrapolate that for the whole country.
I have not seen any evidence that this has been done.
So they're just making it up about the Delta variant.
Let's just go back to the basics.
They have no idea who has this variant.
There's no test.
There's no data flowing.
That's a lie.
It's just a lie.
They can presume it.
Well, they can take a sample.
Well, that's what they're doing.
They're presuming it.
And they're not even doing it based...
I can tell.
They're not doing it based on statistical analysis.
Hmm.
I mean, you can extrapolate the total number of Delta variants if you took a sample from here, there, and the other one, and you ran it through the real tests.
But no, there's no evidence they're doing any of that.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
This is just a pack of lies.
And people who are reluctant to get the vaccine, and now they have to because of their job.
I don't understand how they...
The pack of lies, this contradictory information, the lying, the deplatforming, and all the other freaky stuff they're doing to promote Pfizer of all these solutions, and demeaning the other products, AstraZeneca in particular, because they didn't go along with what Bill Gates told them to do.
Seems to me.
If you take 30% of your gross margin, I think they're talking about, they say $8 billion for Pfizer.
I'm going to say that's profit, maybe.
Let's take revenue, even better.
So let's just take 30% for marketing and advertising.
Hello!
I'm not going to say anything.
If Pfizer was going to give me a billion in advertising for a year, I'd have needles poking out of my eyes on this show.
You would?
Yeah, you too.
And rightfully so.
We'd be jabbing each other.
Here, take this.
Here, take a fourth.
Take a fifth.
Take a third one.
Take a fourth.
Come on, take another one.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Allison Camerata from CNN. She summed it up.
I mean, one...
Silver lining, if that's the right word, of the Delta variant is that we have seen vaccination rates tick up a little bit this week.
People are scared.
People are scared.
They are getting the word that the Delta variant is super serious and we are seeing a bit of a tick up in vaccination rate again.
Yeah, this is the vacuous stuff.
Yeah, we're seeing an uptick because the problem is you.
The problem is you haven't had your vaccine and I think it's fair to say that we are now officially the problem, John, although I live In the red zone on the heat map, you are just yellow.
You're just a yeller.
In our area, we've got so many people vaxxed up.
I don't see it as a problem.
Everybody's vaxxed up.
Yeah.
Well, you also don't have a job that is requiring it.
And we have these damn anti-vaxxers.
And if you want to talk about a real problem, how about the breakfast club?
Charlemagne the God has 7 million listeners.
This is the black American morning radio show.
Coast to coast.
And this is the kind of stuff that's going on.
If you don't take the vaccines, they don't allow you to register your child in school.
That's not true.
It's a law.
You just got to know the law.
You can get an exemption in almost every state except for California because the vaccine industry or the pharmacy...
Check this out.
When people tell me vaccines are safe, do you know in 1986...
The Vaccine Injury Act.
The pharmaceutical industry was so strong, they got our Congress to indemnify them.
You can't even, brother, sue them.
If your child die, if your child go blind, if your child go crazy, they cannot be sued.
That's when you saw all these vaccines come.
When that act was passed, and that's when we saw autism skyrocket, ADHD skyrocket.
You got black boys in class, zombies.
So when people say they're safe, I say, well, if they're so safe, why won't the pharmaceutical industry stand behind their product?
Because they make trillions of dollars.
So our Congress sold us out.
Guess who pays for vaccine injury?
The taxpayers.
You mean to tell me I got to pay for Pfizer, Kaiser?
I got to pay for their mistake?
I got to pay for Merck's mistake?
That's criminal.
Yeah, so this is a problem.
And you can't cancel Charlemagne over this.
They can't do that.
Because, you know, Charlemagne, he's the guy.
And when it comes to the guy who talks to the actual guy...
This has got to be the great irony to the cancel culture.
Oh yeah, this is beautiful.
Black guy.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
We can't do anything.
Can't cancel.
Well, they did cancel that other black guy.
Elijah Muhammad, he gave a rabble-rousing speech, which must be heard.
Say to the African presidents, do not take their medications.
I say to those of us in America, we need to call a meeting of our skilled virologists, epidemiologists, students of biology and chemistry, and we need to look at not only what they give us, we need to give ourselves something better.
So my teacher told me, don't speak for some, speak for the whole.
And now I'm speaking for black America, for Hispanic America, for the Native American, and for those who are desirous of life.
They're making money now, plotting to give 7,500,000,000 people a vaccination.
Dr.
Fauci?
Bill Gates and Melinda?
You want to depopulate the earth?
What the hell gives you that right?
Who are you to sit down with your billions and talk about who can live and who should die?
That's why your world is coming to an end quickly because you have sentenced billions to death but God is now sentencing you to the death that you are sentencing to others.
Okay, problem for the marketing team?
This guy was off Twitter real quick.
Oh, he would be.
Nation of Islam is done.
I'm surprised I could still get the clip, to be honest.
I could get the clip.
It was on Rumble, I think.
Rumble.
Rumble to the rescue.
Rumble, that's the worst.
This is the decentralization of the internet.
And by the way, what's interesting, I was on Rumble the other day because I got a clip from Rumble.
Yeah, we all get Rumble clips.
But Rumble plays clip after clip of different things and you can't get off of it because it's all weird stuff like that.
It's all good.
Yeah.
It's great.
This good stuff is what YouTube used to be.
Yeah, exactly.
Now, just so we understand that there's no good guys in the media, no good guys in the M5M, and as much as Fox News and the Fox at Five likes to talk about the woke media, they themselves are under control by the same pharmaceutical giants today.
The guy who I've met, who I think I worked with him once on something.
Nice guy, but come on, Geraldo!
I know that some people will think less of me when I say what I'm about to say.
I think less of people who are not vaccinated.
I think that it is an arrogant, selfish, reckless act.
And I have five grandchildren, all under the age of 12.
Who are susceptible to someone sneezing on them?
I think it is absolutely so selfish that it is appalling.
Sometimes government has to tell, not ask.
The government has to tell right now, I want people to have to show, when I go to the bar, I want to know everybody's vaccinated or...
Or, or, or, or, that sounds like a threat!
Too bad.
You come into my grandchildren's house, and you're not vaccinated, I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
No!
Ooh!
Turns to violence.
Ooh, of course!
Immediately to violence.
The violence.
Yeah.
So how is not doing something an act?
Well, there's a lot of...
It's a cowardly act.
What did I do?
You didn't do anything.
That's what's a cowardly act.
Well, it's a rejection.
People say, did you take the vaccine?
I'm like, no, I reject it.
I did not accept it.
It's being forced on us.
Even though it was promised that would never happen.
None of this should be happening.
None of it.
We voted for this.
President Biden tomorrow is expected to mandate all civilian federal employees be vaccinated or submit to strict COVID protocols.
A dramatic reversal for the president who was asked just months ago if he supports a vaccine mandate.
No, I don't think it should be mandatory.
Just like I don't think masks have to be made mandatory nationwide.
And just like that...
Today, the Department of Veterans Affairs became the first federal agency to require vaccinations for medical staff.
Veteran Affairs is going to, in fact, require that all docs working in facilities are going to have to be vaccinated.
The state of California and New York City also announcing public employees will soon be required to show proof of vaccination or face weekly testing.
Individuals' choice not to get vaccinated is now impacting the rest of us.
Yeah, so that's how you do it.
You mandate it amongst government agencies, which the government can do as an employer, although it's extremely sketchy to do this for something under emergency use authorization.
But that's been debated on the M5M ad nauseum.
But where this is really going is towards this.
Just tonight, the Justice Department has issued an opinion that says federal law does not prohibit businesses or agencies from imposing COVID vaccine mandates.
This may encourage more businesses across the country to issue these requirements.
Get the shot or don't come to work.
Yeah, and that is really happening.
I'm getting email after email now from people saying, what should I do?
There's someone who works at the Hill Country Hospital.
She says, they're going to mandate it, and they give me some bogus form to sign where I can say, oh, I have religious objection, but the way the form reads, it looks like that will take me out right away.
What should I do?
She said, help.
What do I do?
Helpless.
And what do you do?
You can do what Sir10Cryptids is doing.
He sent a note.
Gradually, my company has imposed more and more restrictions on non-vaccinated employees, and most recently they sent out a survey which requires self-identifying vaccination status.
The survey is stated to be a mandatory and all employees must participate.
It may seem an arbitrary line to many, especially given that you can choose to answer, quote, not willing to share, but everyone needs to pick their line before it's too late, and this is mine.
I refuse to participate to the cataloging of people across metrics which can be used to discriminate or to coerce them against their own bodily autonomy.
My participation would be validation of this act, and I think we can all see where this is likely headed.
I have a great job with a great salary.
I've worked incredibly hard for my career, and my family depends on my income.
Despite this, my wife and I are in agreement that if we don't take a stand and voluntarily risk these things today, then one day they will be forced on us or similar things will be forced from others.
I cannot abide by that.
I will provide an update once everything shakes out.
To all the dames and knights, I hope I can encourage them that the value of holding true to your morals far exceeds the value any douchebag corporation can send you in rapidly depreciating fiat.
Don't lie.
Don't pull cute tricks and wordplay.
Just stand up and declare what you know is right.
It's the only way we can hold back this coming wave of tyranny.
We can resist the tyrants and we can support each other.
Brave.
Yeah, that takes guts.
Yeah, that to me is a very patriotic move.
Very patriotic move.
Let's go on.
Let's play.
Well, since we talked about California, what's going on here?
L.A. County, of course, is ground zero.
It's hard central.
And let's play a couple of clips about the Delta down there, even though, again, they're not testing for it, nobody knows anything, but, you know, Delta's causing all these issues.
This is Delta in LA County 1.
I decided to take a deeper look at the pandemic, and one of the places around the country where COVID cases have been on the rise lately, Los Angeles County.
The average daily case count in the county is nine times higher now than it was only four weeks ago, and that's despite the fact that 62% of residents there over the age of 16 are fully vaccinated.
To learn more about how the county is responding, we call Dr.
Barbara Ferrer.
She is the public health director for L.A. County, and she's with us now.
Dr.
Ferrer, thank you so much for being with us once again.
Thank you so much, Michelle, for having me.
So what's your take, first of all, on why this is happening?
Is it this new variant?
Certainly in L.A. County, really most of our increase is attributed to a Delta variant that's highly infectious and has many opportunities to infect those people that are unvaccinated.
And even though, as you noted, we have a large number of people fully vaccinated and we're We're extraordinarily grateful to everybody who's come in to get vaccinated.
We still have about 4 million people here in L.A. County that are not vaccinated, including 1.3 million children under the age of 12.
You know, if you watch a show like This Week in Tech, just to, you know what, everyone has an opinion.
I mean, well, I think, I mean, I think, I think, I think.
The stuff that they spout off just as truth is so rampant and so based on PR releases, etc.
People like this woman who's calling just for her to blatantly lie without any knowledge of except just it's a talking point or it's on a memo.
Oh yeah, most of the cases we're seeing here are totally, totally delta.
How do you know that, ma'am?
Oh, NPR should ask that question, but again, like I pointed out earlier, this is NPR. Why do people give them money?
Screw that.
I have no idea why anybody gives them money.
If they can't ask the simplest question, and that would be one of them.
And I think the editors would take it like this, go, well, we know.
That is Delta.
The listeners know that it's Delta.
Yeah.
Oh, come on, man.
It's science.
It's the new science.
What are you talking about?
It may be misperceived if we ask the question.
No, no.
I don't even think they say that.
No.
It would just be like, excuse me, are you anti-science all of a sudden?
I think we're at that level.
Within the news organizations.
Oh, okay.
You're going to be Mr.
Anti-science now?
What are you?
What are you, Republican?
Well, that would be right there.
That's the true answer.
What are you, a Republican?
And let's just be honest and be straight for one second here, because we lie all the time ourselves.
That's what this is about.
This is political.
100% political.
It has nothing to do...
Pfizer, yeah, I mean, they have their own motives.
But the way this is being spun with the news...
Yes?
Delta starts with a D. D stands for Democrat.
All right, I'm liking it.
Clip two?
Yes, please.
Couple this with the fact that we have fully reopened, meaning that there's a lot more intermingling.
You can see how easy it is for there to be a lot of spread.
And that's one reason why you reimposed a mandate for everybody to wear masks indoors, regardless of vaccination status.
I think that mandate went into effect just a week ago.
What is your sense about whether it's, has it helped?
We won't know if it's helped for a few weeks because remember we have a 14-day incubation period here.
So we'll need to wait a while to see how effective it is on really getting us back to slowing transmission.
There is the possibility, even for people fully vaccinated, for them to become infected, for them to pass on that infection to others.
And although that's very small when you have a lot of community transmission, we all should do everything we can to reduce those risks.
And that means putting on a mask when you're indoors.
I have no words.
I have no words for this.
Yeah, this is just unbelievable.
Can I ask you a question that's different before you play the last part of it?
Did you get a spreadsheet from Eric?
Yeah, I did.
It went to spam for some reason.
Oh, I didn't get it at all.
Oh, have you checked your spam folder?
I'm looking right now.
No, it's not in there.
Hold on a second.
I can forward it.
Let's play the third clip.
The new guy, by the way, he's...
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, play the third clip thing.
I want to pivot to two other public health issues before we let you go.
And the first is gun violence.
I'm just checking the numbers.
The latest I have is from June.
Okay, hold on.
Stop.
I should have said this clear.
She switches from talking about the Delta variant and jumps to gun violence.
And I'm surprised she didn't jump to global warming.
Do you think the Delta variant has anything to do with global warming?
Because there's a lot of people that now suppose it's global warming that's causing the Delta variant to be so popular.
She went to the gun thing instead.
I'm just checking the numbers.
The latest I have is from June.
In Los Angeles City, a total of 651 people were shot by mid-June in Los Angeles compared to 434 last year.
The city is averaging about 27 shooting victims per week, and there have already been about 162 homicides compared to 129 during the same period in 2020.
I mean, that's just up to mid-June.
What do you think is going on here?
And as a public health official, how do you respond to this?
We agree that it's noticeable and alarming and that, in fact, it requires immediate action across many different fronts, including the work that we've been doing over the last few years around really having what we call violence interventionists that are out and about in the communities, building peace amongst warring factions.
And creating opportunities for people to be able to gather with safety.
I do think that the alarming...
What kind of country do they live in where they have warring factions?
And it's just like, wow!
You know, the thing is, I heard that.
I know it kind of caught my attention when she said it.
What the heck?
But I kind of let it slide.
But now that you bring it up with that question.
It's just like them off the cuff.
You know, while I was here in the Hill Country and we got warring factions, we got MS-13.
The McCoys and the Hatfields, they keep shooting at each other.
These dumb hicks that live here in town, they're out there shooting at each other.
We can't do anything about it.
So we got some people out there looking for warring factions to tell them to stop.
I mean, you know, over the last few years around...
Really having what we call violence interventionists that are out and about in the communities building peace amongst warring factions and creating opportunities for people to be able to gather with safety.
I do think that the alarming increase in gun violence, in fact, may be related to many of the stressors that were exacerbated by COVID. But I also want to note that while there have been a lot of stressors associated with the pandemic, gun violence also really depends on sort of easy access to guns.
Oh yes, of course.
And that's an issue that we also have to address through policy measures and working again with law enforcement.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I got a couple more COVID clips, but since we were just switched, because they switched it to guns.
Well, can I do, just before or after, I have 26 seconds of climate in COVID whenever you're ready.
After this, because this is also about guns.
Okay.
Your buddy, Adler, on guns in Austin.
Yeah.
Adler joined four other mayors in calling for the Biden administration to make gun violence prevention a top national priority.
And Mayor Adler is with us now.
Welcome.
Thank you so much for talking with us.
Michelle, thanks for the invitation to join.
So let me just be clear that Austin is by no means a leader in homicides nationwide, but the city reflects a broader pattern around the country.
You've had more than 40 homicides this year alone.
That's almost at last year's total of 48, which itself was the most in decades.
But the number of gun violence offenses is what?
Like almost double what it was just years ago.
What do you think is going on?
Boy, I wish we knew exactly what was going on so we could better stop.
One thing that's clear, though, is that it's just not happening to us.
It's happening all around the country.
As I talk to mayors, it almost feels like everybody is dealing with the same thing.
So there's something that's going on that cuts across local policy decisions because it's happening everywhere.
All right, let me answer this.
I will take the floor.
I have the talking stick.
Hold on.
I want you to answer, but first I want to say, this segment, which I cut short, went on for about a half hour with Adler moaning and groaning about one thing or another, never mentioning the homeless situation or the out-of-control city council in cities like Seattle and Austin and elsewhere where they have this problem.
Okay, the problem is twofold.
I've lived in Austin for 11 years.
I had never seen it get as dirty and violent and crappy as the past two, which started with the lifting of the camping ban.
One of the reasons Tina and I left, and we were in Southeast Austin, you'd have five days of the week there'd be a murder.
And just two days ago, right there on the median of East Riverside, right by Pleasant Valley...
This is the one that you want me to take pictures.
Stop up talking!
I got to!
I've learned it by listening to the clips you send me, okay?
Go on.
Yeah, they just murdered some guy in broad daylight.
No, it was at night.
Just killed him.
There's that problem.
And then they defunded the Austin Police Department to the tune of $100 million, took away some of the responsibilities.
I think the 911 system, of course, the cops can't run.
That has to be social workers.
And now no one wants to be a cop in Austin.
They're still looking for their new police chief.
And they don't have enough cops.
When we had six people shot on 6th Street a couple weeks ago, they did not have enough cops.
You can look at, I think there's a Twitter account.
For Austin 911, and it tells you what the response is from 911, and most of it is no officers available.
We don't have the manpower.
No one wants to work for this shitty city anymore.
There's one good council person, Mackenzie Kelly, and she's the Northwest District, I think, and she's pushing really hard, but she's just one amongst just an array of very unimpressive dicks.
And definitely part of the reason we left, for sure.
And yeah, he talks to the mayors of San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, New York.
I don't understand.
They have all the same problem.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
It made me up talk.
Thanks for catching me on that.
That's a bad habit.
You were going into it.
It was extreme.
I could get a Spotify deal if I keep talking like that.
If you get in on the action, we could be millionaires.
I could try to talk like...
My version would be a little Canadian.
Okay!
I mean, this is really crazy, you know what I mean?
Well, you see, you can't do it now.
No, I can't.
It was real.
That's what I'm most afraid of.
Yeah.
I want to go back because we've been waiting for the COVID. Climate, climate.
Yeah, we've COVID the climate.
We've been waiting for the connection.
The brand new IPCC session just kicked off.
The Interplanetary COVID Community or the Interplanetary Climate Change Committee.
What is this?
26, 27, I think?
The 26th or 27th meeting they've had.
And this is not only the...
I think she's the chair of this whole shebang.
She's also the Assistant Secretary General of the United Nations.
And here is her opening statement.
While the climate crisis together with biodiversity loss and pollution has indeed been underway for decades, the COVID-19 pandemic has brought this triple planetary crisis into sharp focus.
The pandemic is a warning from the planet that much worse lies in store unless we change our ways.
Is that scientific, I ask you?
I don't know what she said.
She said, this is a warning from the planet.
COVID is a warning from the planet.
It's worth listening to that bit.
Triple planetary crisis into sharp focus.
The pandemic is a warning from the planet that much...
Oh my god, what is this?
What's science involved?
This is mumbo jumbo.
That's my point.
This has nothing.
It's a science community that talks like this.
The planet.
It's a warning from the planet.
Yeah, these people are screwballs.
So I just did not to interrupt again.
But can you send me that spreadsheet to Google?
Maybe there's something that's in there that's blocking it.
You know, that's maybe why it went to spam for me.
Probably one of the notes.
Where's your Gmail?
Okay.
Got it.
Yeah, it must be something.
If it sends it to my spam, there's no wonder that you didn't receive it.
You've got the tightest filters in the biz.
Yep.
You're just tight, man.
But I should have him on the whitelist.
I don't know why I don't.
Yeah, I have him on the whitelist, too, so I don't understand.
It didn't help.
Let me just wrap this up.
A couple more things that are important.
So we have now.
Now it's over.
Now the gloves are off.
In fact, President Biden did some kind of weird recall.
I don't think he intended it.
that maybe you just watched the Charlemagne the God clip or heard about it.
And you remember what he said to Charlemagne the God during the election.
Yeah, you ain't black.
Yeah, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
Today, President Biden weighing in on mandating vaccines for all federal employees.
That's under consideration right now, but if you're not vaccinated, you're not nearly as smart as I thought you were.
That's a new way to say it.
If you're not vaccinated, you're not as smart as I thought you were.
And then Mayor de Blasio of New York, he just laid it out there the way he totally thinks.
So last week, I announced for our frontline healthcare workers in the public sector, health and hospitals, DOH, the COVID safety requirement.
Simply show proof of vaccination or get tested every single week.
And I said last week this was only a beginning and we would be climbing up the ladder.
More mandates to come.
Well, today is that day.
More mandates to come.
Yeah, fantastic, New York.
The New Yorkers have got to be so pissed.
Christina was texting me about how a lot...
In fact, I got even some of our Dutch producers who have companies who say that 70% of their friends, Christina's case, or employees are vaccinated.
You know why they got the vaccination?
Yeah.
Because they wanted to go to the festivals, the big music festivals this summer, which have now all been cancelled.
So this is not the way that you endear people to your whole idea and then forcing this stuff on you.
And this leads to what we're seeing around the world, which is a version of a vaccination pass which is not being accepted very well.
The CDC is calling this a pandemic of the unvaccinated, but it's also true that vaccinated people are able to pass along the vaccine.
I'm sorry.
I just had to throw in a gaffe there to see if you're paying attention.
Exosomes.
Yes, exosomes.
Here's the actual...
This is France, of course.
The government of France is taking a new step to fight COVID, which has triggered protests in the streets.
It's requiring a so-called health pass to enter any restaurant or travel domestically.
So that means proof of vaccination or a negative COVID test.
The French government is also requiring health workers to get vaccinated.
Now, I should say first that Mayor Adler, probably in that same interview, said that he wanted to require vaccination, proof of vaccination for employees.
And the city council said you can't do that because the governor indeed said you can't mandate that.
So that's not happening.
But now about France.
We got a great boots on the ground report from an FMP, a French millennial producer.
Yes, this is a great...
It's long.
I think it's worth it because she's 27.
She lived in Marin County for 18 years, American.
Boston for four years and Nashville for four years before selling everything she owned to travel around Europe in August of 2020.
Awkward timing with COVID, but I went anyway.
I've been in France since October 2020, started listening to the show shortly after Adam's first JRE appearance.
JRE donation.
Yes, well, it's not a donation.
It's a donation of fact.
It sure is.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Time, talent, treasure.
Absolutely right.
I have zero people in my life who are not completely bought into the mainstream media narrative, so I'm super grateful for no agenda and wish I could go to a meet-up.
I will host one if I ever know in advance that I will be in one place for more than three weeks.
And she's escaping to Spain next week.
She's escaping.
She's got the itch.
Yeah, I like this.
I like this a lot.
Here's what she said.
Unfortunately, the Paz Sanitaire...
Which is kind of cool.
I like that name.
Sanitary Pass.
That's better than Freedom Pass.
Sanitary.
It's like a sanitary napkin.
Yeah, same thing.
Yeah, Pass Sanitaire is definitely being enforced.
As of last week, a bunch of places have booths set up outside of them where you have to show a QR code or a paper that proves you have either been vaccinated at least four weeks ago or have a negative test result within 48 hours ago.
Places include museums, galleries, concerts, public schools, some libraries, and more.
People I live with have told me that they've been denied access to the pool with their four-year-old daughter because they didn't have their ID to match with their vaccination papers.
Well, you should know better than that.
You should always take your passport to the pool.
I like the way the French, but we've pointed this out before, the French fell into fascism after World War II so easily.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Anyway.
On August 1st, Controle Pas Sanitaire is supposed to be extended to restaurants, cafes, and long-distance public transportation.
I think it's actually been moved to the 8th of August now.
I don't know if this will include regional commuter trains.
Personally, I can't imagine controlling the volume of people who take trains every day to get to work.
You can imagine that's not going to slow things down.
There are protests all the time, but they seem to be going through with it.
Unfortunately, most of the people I know are saying...
If you just get vaccinated, it won't be a problem.
During the November lockdown, I was not allowed to go more than one kilometer away from my home.
However, I took buses all over to explore the region as if nothing had changed and I never once got controlled.
Masks were mandated outdoors for the majority of my time here.
Never once wore a mask outdoors.
Never got fined or even approached by any control officer.
Sometimes a police officer rolls by and says, mask unnecessary, and drives off.
However, the population is extremely obedient because they are afraid of getting fined.
When I was in Paris in June, one day I just stopped wearing a mask on the metro and thought I was the only unmasked person.
And although I was the only unmasked person, no one blinked an eye, and I did this for weeks.
However, you cannot get into a store without a mask on.
We We've tried the Adam Curry Whole Foods trick all over the place and have never been able to walk into a store without a mask, especially at a Whole Foods-sized place where there's always a security guard at the door making sure you're wearing a mask and in many cases not letting you pass until you use hand sanitizer.
She says, my trick is to stand with my body in between the guard and the sanitizer disposal for one second, turn around and rub my dry hands together.
You know, that's another thing.
Can't wait to see what kind of damage people have done to their immune system by constant slathering of alcohol on your skin.
Yeah.
Anyway, she says, People get very suspicious if you say you are happy and life is going great, like you get a new job.
Simone Biles, hello.
They are suspicious and do not encourage you if you decide to do something with your life other than sit at home and complain, which is why I left them to travel around alone.
They do.
Bye!
They do.
Yes!
That's the kind of producer we love here at the Noah Jenner Show.
Well, she's quite a character, whoever she is.
I like how she wrote that.
I mean, you read that note, and it's like, wow, this...
You'd have to...
She's...
If you look up adventuresome in the dictionary, there's her picture.
Yes.
Right next to...
Who should we say?
Amelia Earhart.
It took too long.
I know.
Amelia Earhart.
Amelia Earhart.
That would have been the...
I couldn't come up with a name.
Yeah, it would have worked.
If I had done it faster.
One, two, three, four, no.
Well, I can always cut it out and still get a big laugh.
Yeah, you could actually edit that if you wanted to, but we don't do that.
I have one more boots on the ground, which is important.
This is from Sir Chris Wilson, who is back.
Sir Chris Wilson, back with a vengeance.
And, as you know, New South Wales, Sydney, is locked down for an additional four weeks.
Which just begs the question, were you guys not paying attention?
Did you not see what we went through?
You have six months to study what we're doing.
And you let it, you let just, oh, okay, now it's time for lockdown!
With almost no cases, 80-year-old, 90-year-old dying, just completely under authoritarian rule, and now...
Yes, actually what this is showing us is that the predictable authoritarianism within these Western systems is coming to the front.
It's so sad.
Okay, so he writes...
The Chinese must be laughing their asses off.
So now they've dropped 300 Australian Defence Force troops.
Literally, he sent me videos of helicopters landing on an open field with troops coming out of them.
It's official, says Sir Chris Wilson, who also contributed another...
He's back with an end-of-show mix.
Troops are on the streets to assist the New South Wales State Police.
I haven't heard back about the scope of services yet, but I'll let you know once I have more info.
Allegedly, the guy who punched the horse, if you recall, during the demonstration, is in solitary confinement for COVID safety reasons and refuses to get a COVID test.
They won't let anyone see him, including his lawyer.
It's a stalemate and it won't progress easily, a bit like Julian Assange, but without pissing off the Clintons, although PETA has some plans for him, I'm sure.
At the protest, multiple videos of a dude in red, white, and blue hoodies seen in a number of incidents starting things but never getting busted.
The cops ignore him.
Could be an agent provocateur, I think, is the implication.
Please tell everybody for the rally Saturday 31st at Hyde Park.
It's a fake.
It's a setup.
And the police will be there as a show of force.
False flags set up.
Whatever.
Just don't go.
It won't end well.
He's a ham.
He's doing Morse code with his buddies around Australia.
They've got the network happening.
They have stickers.
They have sticker patrols.
And they just print off these massive stickers and sheets.
What is a sticker patrol?
What sticker?
Stickers that say COVID is fake.
That kind of stuff.
The virus is the media.
You know, that kind of stuff.
And also, don't go to Hyde Park.
It's a scam.
It's a trap.
It could be.
Um...
And let's see.
Federal government bailout money has increased to $750-y dues a week.
So everyone gets paid.
There's your universal basic income.
And it has been revealed that the COVID sign-in is a mandate, but not a law.
Moreover, to quote the documentation from the New South Wales government, it collects data that it may share with third parties.
That's the QR code.
They're just sharing it, just sharing that data, selling it for all I know.
Sure.
This is so disturbing.
And again, I don't understand.
I guess Australia wasn't paying attention.
They just thought, eh, whatever.
It's fine.
What's curious about them not paying attention is that if you have access to the Australian TV feeds...
Yeah.
All they do is they obsess on what's going on in this country.
Sky is the only thing.
Well, Sky, no, they all, ABC does too.
If you listen to their news, they're playing a lot of our news.
Sky is obsessed about Biden.
Yeah, that's true.
In fact, there was two or three, and not only that, but I think they're overdoing it.
There's like a complaint about Biden pretty much every hour.
Yeah, I would agree.
No, I would agree.
They are definitely overdoing it.
I have two clips.
Yep.
A couple.
Just get the COVID military update out of the way.
Oh.
Okay.
The Defense Department says everyone at military installations will have to return to wearing masks indoors if they are in areas with high COVID rates.
NPR's Greg Myrie reports the military is following the latest guidelines set by the CDC. Military service members and others working or living at military facilities did not have to wear a mask in recent months if they were vaccinated.
But in a memo, Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks said the Defense Department will follow the new CDC guidelines.
They call for indoor masking in places with substantial or high coronavirus rates, regardless of vaccination status.
The military has fared relatively well in combating COVID. Fewer than 30 service members have died from the virus out of an active duty and reserve force totaling more than 2 million.
What?
30 out of 2 million?
So they probably do accurate...
Real numbers.
Yeah, real numbers.
Sure.
So that's probably your basic death rate.
What is that?
0.00?
I can't even do it.
No, it's not 0.00.
It's a...
It's a lot of...
You could work on it.
In fact, you can do that math, or somebody in the control room could do the math, but...
Then we have to play this clip.
Well, it's 15 in a million.
I mean, that's your number right there, of a million people.
I mean, you have definitely a bigger chance of getting hit by a car.
Yeah, well, you have a really good chance of getting hit by a car.
So let's play this.
This is the clip that I wanted to get at my last clip, which is the...
The affirmation that this thing is going until at least October, because if you read the last newsletter...
Yes, but you wanted to re-explain that after the clip?
Yeah.
COVID cases are rising nearly everywhere in the U.S., driven by the twice as contagious Delta strain.
NPR's Amy Held reports some places are reimposing restrictions, including mask mandates to beat back the surge.
More than a third of counties across the U.S. are experiencing high levels of community transmission, according to the CDC. In Louisiana, cases have jumped more than 200% in recent weeks.
Dr.
Vincent Shaw, a family and sports medicine physician in Baton Rouge, says vaccine hesitancy is a problem.
Sort of sets the clock back to where we were, you know, a year ago.
With fewer than 40% of residents vaccinated, Louisiana's governor is recommending masking up indoors.
In Los Angeles County, it's again mandated.
Same in St.
Louis, Missouri, starting Monday.
Meantime, the national surge is forecast to only accelerate.
A group of researchers working with the CDC expects it will peak in October.
Amy Held, NPR News.
Wait, don't they expect a Lambda?
A Lambda variant?
The point is that she says it will peak in October.
That means it's going to continue after October.
It just peaks in October.
Mm-hmm.
So it dribbles off after that.
And I overlaid the 1918 flu pandemic.
I talked about it on the show before, but I wrote it up in the newsletter with a little more detail.
And people don't get the newsletter.
I don't know why.
But it discontinues and it goes dead in April of 2022.
And that's when this is all over.
So we have to put up with another year.
Can I ask a question?
Because this is clearly fractal.
Did they have a vaccine in 1918?
Did they have some kind of trial?
No, they had a vaccine.
It was ineffective.
It was a vaccine because they had theories about...
If you remember until just recently, they never knew quite what strain of whatever they think is H1N1. They don't know what was causing this pandemic or epidemic, as they called it back in the day.
And so they developed a vaccine.
I guess they...
I don't know what they found somebody who died and made a vaccine from his blood.
I have no idea.
But they had a vaccine and everyone didn't do anything.
It was a useless vaccine.
Very similar.
Yeah.
To the Pfizer.
Yeah.
Which looks to be more and more useless.
So I'm looking at all these parallels.
It's all fractal-like.
And the only one, I'm probably going to write it up in more detail, but I've got to find the Fauci.
The Fauci of the day.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who was the Fauci of the 1918 pandemic?
1918 and 1920.
Because you can't find him just doing a quick search.
I'm going to have to actually go look in old newspapers.
It could have actually been Fauci himself.
He's old enough.
Yeah, it might be Fauci.
But I'm going to have to look in old newspapers and I'm sure somebody will crop up.
Well, I know that back in the day they had the anti-mask party because it was the same thing.
And did we not learn anything?
What I would like to know, scientists, looking back at the 1918 pandemic, often compared...
Did masks help?
What was decided?
I know that there was arguments as a Wikipedia page on the anti-mask party.
They made it also a law.
You could get...
You get fined or jail?
Go to jail.
Jail.
Yeah.
Wear a mask or go to jail.
And there was another one that I noticed, because I'm looking at old photos, and spitting appeared to be a huge problem, and they think that was transmitting the virus.
Spitting the way we identify that this is a new thing today where people spit on each other instead of fighting?
No, no.
That was just normal spitting.
Oh, just spitting on the ground.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's nasty.
And I've got a great photo of a cable car, a street car with a sign on it said, Spitting is death.
I'd like a sign like that.
Spitting is death.
It's a good one.
And there's a lot of parallels, and the parallels to me are playing out beautifully, which means...
I like that.
So we're stuck with this bull crap the way I see it.
People can bitch and moan about the fact that we over-cover it, but somebody's got to do it.
I'm not so hurt by that, because we're...
You know what's interesting is I hear so many people...
I listen to that and I get bored of them.
I get bored.
That's exactly what they say, by the way.
And that's because...
It's not that boring.
I don't think any of the stuff that we're doing is that boring.
No, I don't either.
But other shows don't bring 45 clips per show.
See, this is the problem.
If you've got Tim Pool just saying, it's outrageous, it's crazy!
Yeah, so?
We don't care what you think.
We don't care.
We want to hear what the experts say, and then we want to bitch about it.
Yeah, we bitch after the fact.
I want to play one last thing, which I think will be great.
Well, I have a couple more things after that.
Oh, you have more?
This is another Delta clip, and this is Rand Paul and somebody...
Rand Paul's on a roll recently, and he goes off on...
He's turning into a Democrat insofar as they bring somebody out to grill.
And instead of grilling him, he just goes on a rant.
And I think this is one of his best ones.
The highest death rate in the world is New Jersey and New York.
States with the heaviest touch in the entire world, New Jersey and New York have the highest death rates by far.
No one's going to exceed them.
As far as the facts of the Delta virus, the Delta variant, Public Health England looked at 92,000 people who got the Delta variant.
Many, many articles have shown it to be more transmissible.
I don't think anybody disputes that.
But when you look at the death rate of the Delta variant, both vaccinated folks and unvaccinated folks who died from it, the death rate was a great deal lower than the wild variant.
For those who were vaccinated and over 40, no, over 50, the death rate was about 1.4 percent.
For those over 50 who were unvaccinated, it was about 3.4 percent.
This is much lower than the wild variant.
The wild variant above 50 was about a 5 to 6% death rate for all comers last year.
So there is a number, there's a great deal of evidence, but when one side presumes that you know the truth and that...
Oh, everything says that the Delta variant is more deadly.
No, there are facts on both sides.
You can argue what science you see and what we see.
But the real danger in our country is people presuming to know the truth and calling other senators misinformation.
And I presume this would be the argument, well, why don't we shut down Ted Cruz?
Why don't we not let him speak at all?
That's what's going on in our country.
I'll be a good start.
It's not your time.
When it's your time, you can have your time back.
It's not your time to interrupt.
But here's the point.
The point is, is this is going on across America.
There are people on your side of the aisle introducing legislation to tell Facebook that my opinion cannot and should not be heard.
I quote from scientific literature every day, and you can disagree with it, but the thing is, your side is wanting to take down the argument and have your way imprinted on the American mind with no objection.
That goes against everything with regard to free speech that we know of in our country.
Yeah, so this is just grandstanding.
I don't like what he's doing here.
It's bullshit.
And I will explain why.
He knows.
He knows what's going on.
He has the real paperwork, which was given to him by David E. Martin.
I had to watch that guy a little bit more.
Yeah, and Patton, he's so deep into it.
By the way, David E. Martin...
If you want to get a clue about that guy, we've played him on the show a lot, you have to go to his website.
It is the most pretentious thing you've ever seen in your life.
And he's even got the spinning top, the one that's used in the movie where there's all dreams.
I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head.
Where you always test to see if you're in a dream by spinning a top.
Oh!
Inception.
Yes.
Inception.
And so he's got the spinning top as though this is a dream.
And he's got so much JavaScript and fancy footwork.
This guy is something of a charlatan.
Well...
If the bow tie hadn't tipped you off, the spinning tie.
But his claim to fame is that he has the database of, you know, what his business is, is patents.
And that's how he came across this.
And what he says is he gave Senator Ron Johnson the actual emails where Fauci said, hey, you got to stop the gain of function, which proves that there was gain of function.
But what Rand Paul does...
This is just him moving towards the midterms or whatever.
He's fundraising on this.
And who gives a crap?
Fauci's not in charge of you being on Facebook, Rand Paul.
I like that you want to get him arrested for lying to Congress, but punch it home.
Show the proof.
Show the actual...
And Alex Berenson's hinting at all kinds of emails that haven't been published yet that came from Fauci's stash, especially ones like, tell Walensky to shut up and stop talking because there's stuff going on behind the scenes that we don't know about.
But for Rand Paul to take this to Fauci, you don't want me to talk about...
He knows better.
He can think much bigger than this.
I'm a little disappointed in that.
This was not a Fauci.
Oh, it was for who?
It was somebody else.
It was one of them.
Oh, was it Silicon Valley person?
Was it Silicon Valley person?
Was that it?
I don't know.
Well, it doesn't matter.
But...
I'm looking at three things.
One, the most obvious, this thing doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It's a problem.
The breakthrough cases are enormous.
I'm not going to play the clip, but it's like 70% in some counties are people who have...
positive after they, and they might be a little bit sick somewhere in the hospital after having received the, the full amount of recommended vaccine dosages.
So the thing just doesn't work is the, is the easiest way.
It's like the flu vaccine doesn't work.
So talking about the flu vaccine, the way I, when I listened to many of my heroes, which I don't bring clips from because it's just, you can't even play clips.
You have to listen to it all in context.
David Icke, who really have a compelling argument that this is just flu, but they've identified some...
The genetic sequence that shows up in some percentage of people, so a lot of these deaths in the hospital, people go in for something deadly, and then if within 28 days they've tested you and this PCR shows this sequence, then you died with COVID. They test after you're dead.
Yeah, perfect.
So we have plenty of evidence to that.
That was going on in Canada.
I forgot about that, yeah.
So that's also possible.
You're dead and they test and test.
It's possible that it is totally, totally, totally bullcrap.
Now, along those lines, I will play a quick one-minute clip.
Just because it's out there, I've resisted this for about a week.
Which no one knows if it's true or not, but Dr.
Jane Ruby, who is your typical media-type doctor who will go on podcasts, she says, and this is from a video, she points out that she can prove there's graphene oxide in the vaccinations.
Which I don't know anything about, but here's what she says.
You see on the right, this is real graphene oxide.
This is bonafide proven.
On the left, where it says mu AstraZeneca, that is the AstraZeneca sample before they went to the electron microscope.
So what we're seeing here is something we never knew before.
And let me just say this.
People have said to me, well, that's not listed on the ingredients of these companies.
There are a lot of things that haven't been disclosed, okay?
And if you remember correctly, there were countless pharmacists across the country who were asked to open the package insert that I've explained on many shows that is the It's a legal document that must accompany all products, drugs, medical devices.
And when these pharmacists were asked to open the vials, the packages, and pull out the package insert to their horror and shock, they were blank.
And they actually had a stamped phrase on them, left blank intentionally, something to that effect.
We would like to know why this material is in there.
Do you know anything about graphene oxide?
Well, not offhand.
No.
Why?
Just questioning.
Does she make the claim that it's toxic?
Yes.
Or how much is there?
Is it a molecule or molecules?
Well, she connects this to the magnetism, which is still out there.
I don't see how graphene oxide is magnetic.
I never heard that.
No, that magnets stick to your arm because of the graphene oxide.
I think that's the implication.
I don't know.
I'm not here to argue.
I'm only putting it out because it's just been bubbling under the whole time.
Something else we don't have to get too deep into.
She says it was in the AstraZeneca.
According to the search, it's also in the Pfizer.
Yeah, I don't know what it is, though.
I like how you say the Pfizer.
That's kind of cool.
The Pfizer.
It's a unique material that can be viewed as a single monomonecular layer of graphite, which is not magnetic, with various oxygen.
I'm not saying that, just so we understand.
No, I'm just saying, not for you.
Okay.
I'm just saying that, because if you're going to start...
No, but there's a difference between magnets sticking to people and people's arms being magnetic.
I've never said that people's arms were magnetic.
Magnets stick to their arm.
It's different.
Well, yeah, and apparently bronze keys do.
Bronze keys.
That's your thing.
I've never seen that.
I've seen it.
I've got a video of it.
I'll send it to you.
Okay.
And it's the same thing.
Oh, my God, I can feel it pulling.
I can feel it pulling.
The one that I like the most, which is just, I think, the best hoax, is someone has an RFID reader.
And they scan one arm, it's nothing, they scan the other arm, boop, up comes an RFID number.
I like that one.
I've seen that twice now.
That's a good one.
I really like that one.
I'll look into graphene, but I don't see what the deal is.
I don't know.
I don't know what is it in there for.
If it's in there, why?
What does it do?
I'm curious.
Maybe that's the RFID tag.
Could be.
I mean, RFID dust is a real thing.
It's been around for a long time.
Now, I'm not going to get too deep into it, but if you hadn't seen it, in the show notes, I've put one of those fabulous Pfizer agreements, which we already kind of knew about.
Someone got access to them, and the agreements pretty much say, hey, you know, you might die.
We don't know if it works.
You can't come to us.
There's a lot of that talk, which is standard.
You're supposed to be given this document before you get the shot.
No, this is the country agreement.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's different.
But I'm just saying, you're supposed to have informed consent before you get this shot.
And as far as I can tell, very few people are getting this.
No, no.
No one's getting proper, proper...
It's not consent.
It should be informed consent.
So you need to be properly informed, and people just think that they're informed.
Now, remember, we heard about some of these contracts that Pfizer was doing, and they were saying, oh, you know, we need your military base as collateral, so we know that you're going to pay for it.
Yeah, I question the validity of these things getting to us.
Well, these marketing agreements are out there, and they're well worth looking at.
So...
There's all the way to David Icke that the graphene oxide and whatever it is, the 5G, it's going to fry your brain.
We're all going to die and all be controlled and we'll be willing participants of slavery.
Kill all humans.
With that comes, I love this one, if you have accepted the mRNA vaccine, You are then, according to a document and an opinion from the Supreme Court of the United States, because you now have genetic material in you, very similar to Monsanto Seeds, Now the company that owns that sequence owns you.
I love that.
I just want to make sure that's always on our mind.
I love that one.
I don't know why people feel the need to dream this sort of thing up.
There's no such Supreme Court case that's got anything to do with this, and this is bull crap.
Yes.
But it keeps cropping up in some of these podcasts.
Well, I put the Supreme Court decision in there, which is actually a decision on an appeal, and I looked at it last night.
I'm like, no, I can't say of any lawyer.
And we do have lawyers who will look at that.
It might be interesting.
You'll find it under mRNA in the show notes.
Last thing we've got here.
And I think this is probably a big part of what was going on.
And this is a boots on the ground report we got from a nursing home in North Carolina.
Our producer says, well, they step it up a bit here at the nursing home.
They've been suggesting that people get vaccines by saying if you're gone for more than four hours or overnight for whatever reason, you have to get moved to quarantine for two weeks.
This past week an employee here was tested positive and everyone had to get a COVID test.
This happened over the weekend.
Then today they started going around and giving the residents who haven't had the COVID shot their first vaccination shot.
I overheard a few of the nurses explaining to the residents and they're being very evasive about what the shot is for.
They're basically saying they have to get the shot to prevent COVID and they aren't explaining it very well or even telling them which shot they are getting.
I know it's not the one-shot wonder because they all say they'll be back in 28 days to give them the second shot.
I'm coherent enough that I would be able to question it, but a lot of these residents just take whatever they are given or told to take.
There's a huge problem with the residents that are diabetic being given high-sugar foods.
I know not to eat it and a lot of times order my food on my own so I can make sure I'm getting the high-protein, low-sugar food I should be getting.
This is obviously one of our producers who is in a nursing home.
I can't help but think that they're just trying to get rid of the older people in our society.
A lot of these residents here have existing problems that could really be exacerbated by this experimental vaccine.
And this was my final thought.
Knowing that the Department of Justice has scrapped all investigation into nursing home deaths in New York, New Jersey, in Michigan...
Where else?
Those three?
Those are the big ones.
How about this?
Remember now, the pharmaceutical industry is really driven by money.
And where does the money come from?
Well, in this case, with this vaccine, we have it, you know, we got the government, we all pitched in for it, printed up some cuck bucks.
But The insurance companies pay for everything.
They control the money flow.
They control how much something costs in your hospital, what your doctor can charge, what they give the doctor, what they decide to give the doctor.
And what they wind up doing is your, what is it, your, not your premium, but your co-pay is pretty much paying for whatever you're getting, the cost price or the basis price, and the insurance company makes off like bandits.
What is the big problem insurance companies have?
People with pre-existing conditions who are too old and they're racking up the bill.
Yes, sir.
Old people.
Do you remember when Obama was running, this is when the show just started, and the Republicans were running this, if you get Obamacare, they're going to push granny off the cliff?
Death panels.
Death panels.
Yeah, I did have a granny off the cliff ad.
Washington, I should say Washington.
And we don't know exactly how many old people died in nursing homes.
Nursing homes sounds great.
I believe most nursing homes are probably shitholes.
Well, they keep getting busted left and right for being shitholes.
For being shitholes.
So it's possible.
And think about how groovy that is.
I think that, I think, well, I've had for months.
I know, I know.
Which is that they're trying to kill the old people.
Yes!
Because they're expensive.
Get them out of the way.
They're It's cold-blooded, but that's what's going on.
I'm pretty sure this guy's right.
I think it is.
At some point, you keep seeing this over and over and over.
The death rate of the old folks in New York City or New York State is a good example.
And now that Garland, the guy who would be a justice of the Supreme Court, now that he's running the Justice Department and they pulled the plug on the investigations of this outright murder.
Plug, pulled, done.
That sends the message.
What's the message?
Shut up.
Kill them all.
Kill them.
Shut up about it.
Yeah.
And this is truly my last thing I have on this, and I think we've done more than enough, but we need to...
It's so interesting that this story just keeps unfolding.
They're not done with this.
They need to continue to put the boot on our head and remind us that Republicans did this to us.
That's who...
The Vacas Republic...
These are the people who did it.
But don't worry.
We've got something coming up.
This is a Pfizer commercial.
They're programmed to invade and conquer a host.
Antiviral medications are designed to stop them.
Among the challenges in developing oral antivirals is this.
The pill needs to be made from molecules powerful enough to locate the virus, potent enough to disable it, but safe enough for humans.
Creating these kinds of molecules is an uphill battle, but science always forges ahead, no matter the terrain.
We have been working with a class of antiviral molecules called protiase inhibitors.
Protease enzymes are essential to the survival of a virus.
They work like scissors to cut protein chains that allow the virus to replicate.
Protease inhibitors are designed to stop the blades of the scissors from coming together.
If successful, they make it impossible for the protein chain to be cut, thereby preventing the affected virus from multiplying.
Protease inhibitors revolutionized HIV and hepatitis C antiviral therapies, and we believe that if successful now, they could help change the course of the current pandemic.
Our scientists have been fine-tuning Protease inhibitors to specifically combat COVID-19, and clinical studies are now underway.
As for tomorrow, we prepare for the next virus.
For the next time, we can show that science will win.
So I had to look it up because I had never heard of a protease inhibitor.
And I only had to do two searches.
What do you think an excellent protease inhibitor is?
I thought it was proteinase.
No, protease.
It's P-R-O-T-E-A-S. Protease.
She's saying protease.
Okay, protease inhibitor.
Uh, what?
Uh, uh...
Skim milk?
I don't know.
What?
Hydroxychloroquine.
Yes.
That's a good one.
Yes.
Yes.
It is a protease inhibitor.
My first search was ivermectin.
I'm like, okay, it's got to be that.
No.
In fact, they say it's not good to combine ivermectin with a protease inhibitor.
But hydroxychloroquine, as far as my research goes, it only took me a couple through the Wikipedia, the book of knowledge, to show me that that's what they're talking about.
So there we go.
Great job, everybody.
We've reinvented hydroxychloroquine, or we're reinventing it still, I'm sorry.
The science, hopefully the science can find something...
All you have to do is change one molecule and change the name and put the Pfizer label on it.
Instead of a dollar or instead of ten cents a pill, make it five, ten dollars a pill.
And boom!
There you go.
There's my boom for the day.
And they're staking their reputation on this happening.
That's why they have commercials.
Why else would they have a commercial about an oral pill?
Is that really the problem?
People are afraid of an injection versus a pill you have to take every day for the rest of your life?
I'm sure that's what it's going to be.
But that's what they'd like it to be.
They're working on that.
And with that, it's taken a while, but I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put two C's in the IPCC, Mr.
John C. Dvorak.
The show's too long.
In the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning, all ships and sea boots on the ground feeding the air subs into one of the dames and knights out there.
And in the morning to the trolls in the troll room at trollroom.io.
That's I-O. Let me see.
Why don't we count how many we have in here today?
All right, hands up, trolls.
Come on.
All right.
There you go.
Ooh, they're scurrying away like usual.
2105.
We're good.
We're good.
2105.
That's That's a ridiculously high number for Thursday.
Well, we're, you know, the Thursday is...
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
Thursday's the big number set.
No, wait.
See, now you don't...
Write it down.
Just write down this number so you know what it was.
Yeah, Thursday's always a low number because people actually go to work on Thursday.
Go to work and do stuff.
Yeah, interesting.
Yeah, so this is a ridiculous...
So some things...
People want to know something.
What are they...
Ask the trolls why they're here.
All right, trolls, why are you here?
Yeah, what are you interested in?
I'll tell you what they're saying.
First of all, the first answer was, I'm really, really high.
Okay, that makes sense.
Let's see.
A lot of us work from home now.
I'm listening.
Okay.
For the hookers and blow.
Oh, that's the trolls.
Okay, you're getting no answers.
Forget these people.
They're crazy.
Maybe they came for the three by three, which I forgot to do.
Oh my goodness.
Do you want to roll it out now?
Are you ready for a 3x3?
Do you want to get into...
I can stall and do the 3x3.
It's pretty short.
No, we'll stall.
We'll do it right afterwards.
Let's do it right afterwards.
Alright, so that is the troll room.
Helpful as ever.
Here's the best one.
It's better than the 8 o'clock Dutch news.
I got you.
That's trollroom.io.
As you can tell, people go there to help us with the show and to do research and do deep, deep background searches and pass it on and live and in real time.
Or maybe they're just there to troll and make funny jokes, which is also okay.
Maybe.
You can do whatever you want.
Trollroom.io, you can listen to all of the podcasts that are part of Gitmo Nation, the noagendastream.com, and you can also go in there and just hang out.
You don't have to necessarily listen to the live stream at the same time.
Trollroom.io.
Then...
A reminder that you can follow both of us and a lot of what's going on with Gitmo Nation at NoAgendaSocial.com.
Just follow Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com or John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com and the Fediverse will start bringing you all of the goodness.
It'll just start streaming in.
That's what Federation is all about.
Then we'd like to thank the...
Artists who brought us the artwork for episode 1367.
How could we not title that Immunity Debt?
And the artwork, again, lots of good pieces of art.
Lots to choose from.
Many similar ideas.
Darren O'Neill scored.
And Darren, now is this what you'd call cheese?
What?
This art that he did.
Is this cheese?
Is this the cheesy art?
Hold on a second.
What?
What?
Well, my little volume controller hit the deck.
Oh, okay.
You alright now?
So say something.
Something, something, two, something, two, okay.
No, cheesecake.
Oh, cheesecake, I'm sorry, cheesecake.
And that refers to, you know, usually a pretty girl with legs.
Okay, so I'm totally off on that.
It was just...
Yeah, I don't know where you even got that idea.
I don't know.
Well, you know, I was waiting for you to jump in.
You're fiddling with your knob.
The little thing hit the deck.
Dev, stop touching your knob.
Hey.
This was the basic human right visa credit card.
33% interest rate with an advertising slogan, Stay in debt!
All based on...
This is one of his formulaic pieces.
That's what it is, formulaic, yes.
And he does them as well as anybody.
And he'll hit...
Some people do like a cereal box formulaic piece and they put some jokes on it.
Right.
But he does...
What this piece is is a classic Darren O'Neill piece that is designed pretty much to...
If there's more competition, it's always in the top two or three.
And the competition fell by the wayside compared to this.
I mean, I like the unicorn pony with the rainbow coming out of his butt.
I thought that was good.
Well, I like the...
What's this?
Tanta Nail, who had the cute girl in the jeans passing wind.
The cartoonists do not inhale.
And of course, comic strip Baga, once again, a naked butt with gas coming out of it.
What is wrong with you?
I don't know what this thing is.
Now, the piece that I actually like the best, but it was no chance of it winning because it was just too extreme insofar as it was just an astonishing piece.
Again, Tante Neal.
It was the Icelandic sweater.
She did a sweater with the No Agenda across the top and then the Dvorak Curry thing at the bottom.
And it was all knitted and it looked like it was knitted.
It was beautiful.
I was on NoAgendaSocial.com and I heard that she actually knitted that during the show and took a picture of it.
She's dedicated.
I was very disappointed that she did not score the artwork.
A lot of Olympic stuff.
Well, the Olympics was out and the farting was out.
As funny as it is, I thought Mike Riley's official astronaut Medallion was very good, but just a little too lewd to use for artwork.
Yeah, we try to prevent us being kicked off of Twitter.
Yeah.
Let's see.
I think that was it, right?
I think the kangaroo with the farting kangaroo jumping across, you know.
It's cute.
Again.
Yeah, the farts.
I mean, we're lowbrow.
We're not that lowbrow.
I mean, we're bad, but we're not that bad, are we?
It would have to be.
It would actually have to crack us up to an extreme, and then we'd probably still question the idea of using it, something like that.
So, it didn't crack us up, and so we used the formulaic, but very well done, Darren O'Neill piece, so he gets right back to the winner's podium.
Yes, and we have an end-of-show mix that includes soundbites from where that came from, which is, let me see, that's the, yeah, Toby Langford did Credit is a Human Right, which is part of the, is an Olympic sponsorship message, just so you know, not dystopian at all.
So you probably, if you're using a podcasting 2.0 app, I was going to promote a brand new one.
There's one that's in the iOS, in the Apple App Store, the official App Store.
It's the first one to get all the way through.
But I found some bug, and so I can't promote it yet.
I'm jonesing because this thing is so beautiful.
People will love it.
But...
You can find all kinds of podcasting 2.0 apps for Android and for iOS and for your Windows and your Mac and web apps at newpodcastapps.com.
If you're a podcaster, you can also find hosting companies that will do stuff like the chapters that you're seeing rolling by right now before your very eyes.
And now let us start to thank some of the contributors.
This is our value for value model.
It's very simple.
All we say is, hey, did you like the show?
Good.
Was it worth anything to you?
Can you compare it to any other time you spend in your day?
Just write that number down and send it to us, and that's what people do.
And we like thanking our executive and associate executive producers.
Just like Hollywood, these titles are real, and that is $200, $300 up for the episode.
And we'll kick it off right away with...
This doesn't happen very often.
It's actually happened more often recently than recently.
That's interesting.
We hadn't seen this for hundreds of episodes where someone does a show episode donation.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin comes in with $1,368.
And he has coming with that, well, first of all, he requests a, let me read his note here, jingles, deduce, jobs, karma, luge, goat, health, karma, humbly requesting a deduce.
You've been deduced.
I'm always happy to do that.
With karma shots for the No Agenda tribe, jobs, karma, luge, goat health, karma, title change.
He becomes Duke.
Title change from Sir Kevin McLaughlin.
He will be Duke of Luna, lover of America boobs.
America and boobs.
Hey, of course, you're an American guy.
What can I tell you?
And, uh, let me see.
He wanted Jobs Karma, so we'll give him some of that.
And what, he did something, he had like a million other types of karma.
Jobs Karma, luge, oh yes, the luge goat.
We got that.
No problem, man.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got...
Karma.
Stereo Goat.
Came in first.
Mr.
N's next on the list for $1,000.
An insta-night, as a matter of fact.
Boom!
For plausible deniability reasons, please only use Mr.
N or Sir N as my name.
I'm a long-time douchebag dating back nearly a decade.
So this donation is way overdue.
He's got the accounting for insta-night status.
Please knight me Sir N of the accounting...
Let me stop for a second.
If you give $1,000, you don't really need accounting for instantite status.
It's okay.
Just saying.
It's okay.
Please knight me Sir Anne of the 1B... The 1B. The ability to make this donation comes on the sad news of the passing of my father this year.
He was a heavy drinker, gun nut, and conspiracy theorist that believed that the world was approaching an immense social culture war that would require an incredible amount of ammo to sustain.
Does he live in hill country?
Because I might have bumped into him.
You may have.
Back in the day.
Most of them were there.
Oh, yeah.
Adam would have loved him.
Adam would have loved him.
I would have loved them.
I sadly don't share as much love for firearms as he did, so I have liquidated one of them to support the best podcast in the air.
Sell your guns to the podcast.
That's fine with me.
I hope he would have approved.
Dad, you were a jerk, but you were our jerk, and we miss you.
Need a quick douchebag call-out from my friend, Mr.
L? Douchebag!
You know who you are.
No jingles, no karma.
Just love.
I wanted to mention, because we brought up my guys out here, Paul the Septic Tank guy.
He gave me the most fantastic tip for killing wasps and fire ants.
And he gave me a bonus.
He said, if you want to get rid of a wasp nest, You take one tablespoon of Dawn liquid detergent, soap, and put it into some water, pour it over there, they're dead before they hit the ground.
And it's true.
You do that, you pour it into the red anthill, they're dead within a minute, all of them.
And if you combine the Dawn soap with salt and vinegar, it's a dynamite weed killer.
And as he would say, the chemical companies don't want you to know that, but it works the best.
Did you know this?
I wash my hands with Don.
You're not a wasp, so you're okay.
Gee, I hope so.
Yeah, it works.
No, I did not know the Don trick, but there are a lot of these tricks out there like that because they don't want you to know this stuff because it's like...
Dawn is cheap.
Yes!
Yes!
It's fantastic!
So it was a tablespoon a gallon?
What's the ratio?
He does a tablespoon.
So what we've done now is we have a spray bottle, puts a tablespoon of Dawn in there, just water.
And so if something's, you know, the inside, you know, like on the wrong side of the porch and it's a wasp flying around, you can do it even from a distance with a stream.
You can do it while you're sitting down.
It's just so...
And the poor guy goes, falls down dead within seconds.
It's Dawn soap.
It's crazy.
So just mix with water, whatever's appropriate.
Just a little bit.
You don't need much water.
Isn't that cool?
For ants.
Ants, my friend.
Well, for fire ants.
Fire ants.
You gotta do something.
But I did not know about the weed killer, which worked dynamite, is Dawn salt and vinegar.
Yeah, you don't want to use too much salt in your soil.
No, it's on the driveway where stuff is peeking up between the cracks.
Anyway, another handy tip from your No Agenda show.
Onward!
Kelly Conway from Sayville, New York.
$500 and one penny.
We'll take that one, put it in the pot.
Hello, my name is Kelly, not Ann Conway from Sayville, New York.
I recently made my first donation for my husband's birthday, Joe Brown, on August 2nd.
and I started listening to you guys just after Adam's appearance on the JRE show.
My husband and I have been listening ever since.
We love how straight up and honest you guys are.
We can't stomach mainstream news anymore.
It's all BS.
Some inside...
This I read already earlier.
She's the clinical technician who does the testing and says there's no such thing as...
Right, so I'll skip to the end here and thank you very much for that and put that in the main show.
There you go.
A little tidbit on the flu.
It seems people think the flu disappeared.
Oh, this is the piece you read.
Same thing, yeah.
Okay.
Right, so I'll read this last bit again because it is important.
People think the flu disappeared in 2020.
False.
Nobody was testing for it.
And when someone died in the hospital, they were only swabbed for COVID-19.
People think the mask made the flu disappear, but in fact, nobody was testing for it, which showed numbers dropped.
Yes, it's all about the money.
There's no flu numbers.
Zero.
Actually, that's not true.
I looked them up for today.
And currently, this is the CDC numbers.
Where did I put it here?
It was like 50.
Yeah, 50.
Normally it's thousands.
Tens of thousands.
Tens of thousands.
Yeah, but no one's testing for it yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And no, there's no karma anything.
I'm going to give her a karma anyway.
Yeah, no, she says jingle me a karma right there.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't read that.
Jingle you a karma.
You've got karma.
There we go.
Amy Ekman, our buddy up in Healdsburg, California, 333.33.
Please credit this donation to my husband, Chris Sprading, so this is a switcheroo.
Got it.
Done.
I impatiently await his arrival at the roundtable.
No jingles, no karma.
ITM John and Adam, for full disclosure, this is a procrastination donation.
And that was for 333.33.
If we didn't mention, I don't remember, Kelly Conway's is $500 in one sentence.
Yes, I did mention that.
Okay.
All producers were slacking on my royal responsibility as harvest approaches and producers in the wine country prepare to spend more time with grapes than their loved ones.
I need your help to announce our Very Fine Wine with Good People meet-up on Saturday, August 7th at our home in Healdsburg.
Ooh, nice.
I wish I was out there.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go to that.
This is all thanks to you that many Sonoma producers have contacted me as a result of your visit to Verite.
My husband Chris and I invite all the producers that live in the Bay Area to our home.
On the afternoon of August 7th for a backyard potluck where the wine and beer will flow like water that is wasted on the Delta smelt.
RSVP contact.
What does it say?
Damienameetup.
D-A-M-E-Y-N-A-Meetup at Yahoo.com.
But I'm pretty sure that's on NoagendaMeetup.com as well.
It's got to be on the NoagendaMeetup.
It's on there.
She's got no requests for anything.
Yeah, but nice.
Are you going to go to that?
You should go.
It'd be great.
Yeah, I'm going to try to go.
The problem is it's on a Saturday prep day, but that's the only day.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I'm booked.
I'm going to see my daughter, finally.
I'm flying?
Yeah, I'm flying to Holland on the 23rd.
That's a Monday.
You have a COVID-free place to stay where you can do the podcast?
I'm staying at the hotel, the one I usually stay at.
They're going to let you in?
Yeah.
In fact, there is, at the moment, there is no, not even a test, there's a test requirement to fly on American Airlines, but there's no test requirement to enter the Netherlands.
There is a test requirement to re-enter the United States.
And I just booked it as quickly as possible.
I'm going to be there for six days.
I'll do two shows from there, and I'm sure I'll have a lot of boots on the ground report.
If they let you outside.
No, no quarantine.
Don't have to quarantine.
But, you know, it's going to be tight because anything could change in four weeks' time.
Now, what's the date on this?
I fly the 23rd.
Of what?
Monday of August.
23rd of August.
They could change all the rules between then and now.
Yes, they can.
Let's hope they don't.
Sir Cal's next on the list, 333.
After his second jab, my neighbor got shingles and measles.
Oh, gosh.
They gave him steroid cream and other meds.
Now the only thing that really helps him is my lavender salve.
Hello!
Months later, his immune system is still shot.
Sir Cal.
Lavenderblossoms.org.
The salve, I use it regularly for all kinds of stuff.
Broken limb, some salve on that shit.
My arm's as good as new.
Very, very effective.
I guess it would be.
Laura Bertolini.
Parts Unknown in the U.S. 33333.
Executive Producer.
We love those kinds of donations.
Honor for my first meetup in Mobile, Alabama.
I've been listening for years.
Recently started doing the Value for Value model, but I want to speed up my journey towards knighthood and help support the best podcast in the universe.
Thank you.
And that's it.
No jingles, no karma, but we wish you the best.
Stay safe.
Dynamite.
Jacob Schmitz next on the list.
33333.
Please enjoy my first installment of the Biden Child Care Tax Credit in the amount of $300 plus an additional 3333 out of my own pocket.
Thank you for helping to keep me sane amidst the Delta surge.
For a minute there, I was worried that the hospitals would be overrun and my wife, a hospital nurse who performs bronchial scopes, would have to go on unemployment again like the last time.
Ah.
dead.
Recently, I was on a Jeep ride near my alma mater and passed through the town of Gnawbone, Indiana, which I recall John has an affinity for.
I love Gnawbone, Indiana.
That plus the tax credit, and I knew I had to donate my second installment toward Knighthood.
I should plug my friend and fellow producer, Trent, from Indy's Construction Podcast, I guess.
But I forgot the name.
Oh, he doesn't have the name of the podcast.
So he'll just have to donate himself.
No jingles, no karma, please.
P.S. John, I'm a former police officer, and stay safe or be safe is a common thing to say among that community as a farewell.
So the next time someone says it to you, just reply, okay, you jackbooted stormtrooper.
Stay safe!
It is such a good observation you made that that is equivalent to the old Heil Hitler from World War II. Except I think it's...
What I'm hearing people say now is stay home, stay safe!
But I think we just keep it at stay safe.
Well, I've never heard stay home ever.
Oh, that's...
I was reading that in New York.
That's what people are saying.
Stay home, stay safe.
But I just like stay safe and I think we keep it in there.
Just don't let it trigger you into saying something else that you're going to regret.
Jacob Schmidt, 333.33.
Please enjoy my first installment of the...
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's what we just did.
John Carlson is what I meant.
Another 333.33 from Holiday, Florida.
In the morning, my co-worker and no agenda producer, Doug Dodge, hit me in the mouth back in 2011.
I've been a listener ever since.
I've hit many others in the mouth, but the one that landed the hardest was my girlfriend turned smoking hot wife.
We moved to Florida seven years ago, and now we're blessed with a very local meetup in the Tampa Bay area.
Shout out to the saltwater slaves.
I look forward to regular meetups and the judgment-free atmosphere the meetups encourage.
It's been since 2014 that I've donated, which may not fully qualify me as a douchebag like many other Floridians, but long overdue for all the value I've reaped throughout the hundreds of episodes.
I haven't gotten off my ass to donate since I moved to Florida, so it is about time.
Being a listener has really opened my eyes and made me challenge every piece of information that comes my way, which has mostly been a good thing.
Thanks for bringing great analysis to all.
I really appreciate the audio quality of the podcast.
And for a long time, it was all I could listen to, though I'm picky, likely because of my professional audio background.
Perhaps a little Al Sharpton's Resist We Much for the vaccine.
Thanks, John Wayne Carlson.
I got a little extra for you today.
You've got karma.
And it goes on and on.
Sounds like it.
Robert Gusek, 33332.
Oops.
We'll just add one to even it out for him.
Thank you for your courage.
This donation is being made for Sir Andrew of Greensboro, who is my brother, in honor of his versus the switcheroo.
Got it.
Who is my brother in honor of his birthday on 730.
I guess he's on the list.
If Adam can pitch in another penny, I already did.
Please, to make it a magic number, donation at 333.33.
I'd like it to be credited toward my baronship.
And also give him the executive producer credit.
Done.
He hit me in the mouth on 5-2016 and changed my life.
My eyes have been opened to the lies of the M5M and I've been hitting other people in the mouth ever since.
Please play See Something Say Something for him and please give him some karma as he is one of the boots on the boats laying fiber optic cable near Australia.
Please include a dose of health karma for me as well as I'm trying my best to get out of the nursing home and back to my home, ITM. Alright.
If you see something, say something!
Sorry, that's not the one.
If you see something, say something!
There you go.
You've got karma.
Brandon, Pinball Wizard of the Freak Show, 333.
Adam and John, Brandon, Pinball Wizard of the Freak Show here.
I want to wish my smoking hot wife, Sammy, a happy 14th anniversary.
And they never had a fight.
We're currently on the RV road trip listening to No Agenda Together because the family that No Agendas Together stays together.
Quick story.
We participate in a hobby with lots of idiots and had a party at our house about two weeks ago.
I wonder what the hobby is.
One of the attendees said that they had COVID a week after the party and wanted me to alert the other attendees.
I reluctantly did so, which started a wave of fear and paranoia among the vaccinated.
All the vaccinated ran out and got tested.
The best part is an acquaintance who wasn't even at the party and lives 45 miles away who was vaccinated and preaches vaccination consistently got a breakthrough infection.
He blamed this party he wasn't even at because it was a super spreader event.
Is the vaccine making people dumber or were they just dumb all along?
I think we know the answer, he says.
Shout out to No Agenda listener Eddie Z, who we brought into the No Agenda family.
He's a beacon of sanity in an insane world.
Love and lit!
Thanks, Adam and John, for all you do to make the No Agenda show the best podcast in the universe.
Dynamite.
Cameron White in San Francisco, 333.
Cameron White.
My No Agenda pronouns are elder, millennial, dude named Ben, gay crusader, no voices please, and long-time listener.
I'm not a sir yet, but I have not been a douchebag since being a broke college slave.
But have not been a douchebag since being a broke college slave.
Actually, a non sequitur of some sort.
I'm currently banned from the office because I won't provide proof of vaccination.
However, the company just rescheduled the off-sites because one vaccinated person tested positive.
You know, this is like the theme of this show.
Oh, yeah.
And it will continue to be for the next months, months and months.
Yeah.
Is people get the vaccine, they get to test positive.
Note, you needed to be vaccinated to attend.
Also, three vaccinated people at my CrossFit gym tested positive last week, and now they will be requiring proof of vaccination starting next month.
They want the QR code you get from, and he's got...
My vaccine record, yeah.
Yeah, that's CVM, blah, blah.
Anyways, please give me some apartment-finding karma and maybe some jobs, jobs, jobs karma just in case.
And then he's got a special shout-out to the upcoming San Francisco Censored for Your Safety, Mask Gone Wild meet-up this Saturday at 3.33.
Sometimes JCD shows up.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Okay, we are on to Emily Mitchell, 333 in the morning, gents.
Thank you for all you do.
I'm sane because of you.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
Jingles, freedom, shut up slave, you will obey.
I gotta get that one too.
Got a special one for you.
You will obey.
And what is the last one?
Fauci Wees.
How could we not have the Fauci Wees?
All right.
All set up.
On my way to damehood.
Goat karma for all.
Love is lit.
Emily.
Freedom!
Shut up, slave!
So, have more kale.
Have more kale.
You've got karma.
Has anyone considered the fact that it's maybe an odd coincidence that the COVID thing began with the fad of eating kale?
Okay, stop.
Stop.
I gotta play this for you.
This is, someone sent this to me and it's on TikTok.
I'm like, oh crap, this is the meme.
This is the meme now.
Does anybody remember that back before COVID started spreading like crazy that a lot of Americans were receiving free seed packets from a foreign country?
And yes, it didn't make the news until after COVID started, but people were receiving those seeds for months and months before it made news.
Then about six months after that, COVID was all over the place.
People are doing this one on TikTok.
I like it.
Yeah, me too.
Chinese seeds.
Made us sick.
Chinese seeds.
Angela Castaneda is next.
Dame.
Dame Angela.
First associate executive producer.
Is Dame Angela?
She doesn't even say that in here.
No, but she's very timid.
Dame Angela is...
Oh, she writes, okay, Dame Angela.
I sent a donation to 250 and I just wanted to say thank you.
That's all?
She's in Las Vegas.
She produced the Hot Pockets Tour.
She is a top high-end producer of commercials.
No, she's the events woman.
Sure, you should see the stuff that they're doing for some of the casinos.
I mean, video-wise, unbelievable.
But yes, she's a producer.
She is a video producer.
Oh, every time we go to Vegas, I'll look into it.
Oh, she's accumulating.
Yes!
Are you kidding me?
This is the first time, when Tina and I were just together, I said, I don't know, I'll take you to Vegas for your birthday.
And I called Angela.
Man, oh my god.
It was a comped room.
It was beautiful, sweet, had big bunches of roses, balloons, everything.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
You want to get hooked up?
Angela knows everybody there.
Thank you, Dame Angela.
Matt Cernall from Johnstown, PA, Associate Executive Producer, 233, sending this donation for all the good works you have done and two amazing birthdays.
I'm doing a quick plug for my company that the governor of Pennsylvania tried to kill because of his COVID fear.
Please visit EaglesRidge.net if you're in Western Pennsylvania.
EaglesRidge.net.
Give me some health comment for myself, my family, and all the producers who need it.
Also, I have to say hello to my smoking hot CPA who keeps me legal, alive, and happy.
That being said, she's a loyal listener, but hasn't donated.
So I have to give her a douchebag call-out.
Sorry, my love, but the universe needs to be respected.
Douchebag!
Please stick the following in the birthday list.
My amazing and wonderful niece turns 12 on the 29th.
Molly Kuntz is the best and enjoys being both smart and a wonderful sarcastic soul.
Also add me to the list for July 30th.
I'm turning something between 38 and 120.
Hail to all producers.
I'm excited to continue working towards my seat at the roundtable.
Matt Surnell.
Thank you very much, Matt.
And then we go to Dame Vox in Ketchikan, Ketchikan, Alaska 214.
He actually writes a note on dark blue paper.
Which I will have to read with a lot of light on it.
Well, I think you skipped Montauk Crinklebottom.
Oh, okay, then you can read it.
I'll do that.
I'll do Montauk Crinklebottom from Fremont.
No, no, I'll read Montauk because I can't read this.
Oh, you can't read the one?
Okay.
No, you got it.
Montauk.
Montauk?
Montauk Crinklebottom in Fremont, California.
That's right up the street.
222.22.
My old stomping grounds when I was a kid in grammar school.
This is my first donation.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
I was hit in the mouth on April 11, 2020 at 7.54 p.m.
Well, this guy must be an accountant.
As you the service dergin.
I hope I'm pronouncing Durgin correctly.
We're talking podcasts on a Discord server, hence the timestamp.
No jingles, but I would like some health karma.
I developed Guillain-Barre syndrome from a Tdap vaccine back in 2018.
You know, one of our producers that was at one of the meetups, the one in Walnut Creek, he ended up with a paralysis from a...
A tetanus vaccine.
These things are dangerous.
My cousin Slater.
Same thing.
Guillain-Barre, after I think it was a tetanus shot, had braces on for years on his legs.
Yeah, this guy's walking around with a cane.
Totally crap.
I hope to see a bunch of producers in the meet-up this Saturday in San Francisco.
Oh, this must be him.
I'm sure it's the same guy.
Oh, he's...
He developed...
Yes, he says, I developed Guillain-Barre.
Oh, this is the guy you were talking about.
I gotcha.
Yeah, this might be him because he was at a local.
Okay.
Yeah, the tall guy with the cane.
That's him.
This is Montauk.
All right, we're going to give him a goat for that.
You've got...
All right, now we got Dame Vox from Ketchikan, Alaska.
You said this was blue?
It looks green to me, but I'm colorblind, so...
It is a...
Well, it's kind of a turquoise.
It's a turquoise.
It's a...
It's more blue than green, but it's...
All right.
It's dark.
In the morning, John and Adam, please credit this donation to my smoking hot husband, Anthony Watts.
Okay, switcheroo.
As I cannot, in good conscience, allow him to remain a douchebag after he was so kind as to elevate me to damehood.
The amount breaks down thus.
200 because I'm excited to see his name on the show page.
As a testament to participation in the honorable value-for-value model and having my note read on the air is like a V4V instant rebate.
The 14.01 represents the letters NA in a simple cipher where A is 1, B is 2, etc., Please jingle Don't Eat Me Bo Jide and throw on your most potent jobs karma for Ketchikan's International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers as they battle to get at least the national average pay for their members at the independent power plant where my husband works to keep the city's lights on.
And please add me to the birthday list.
I turn 51 on August 3rd.
Thanks again for all you do and for entrusting your audience to recognize the incalculable value of the honest media deconstruction without the stranglehold of advertisers' ulterior motives.
I'm proud to be part of it.
Love is lit.
Dame Vox.
P.S. Have you thought any more about coming to Alaska for a meetup?
It's a grand adventure and you will be kings!
Also, Adam can see what Off the Grid really looks like.
All right.
I'm going to make that switch around.
We're coming.
One of these days, and we're just going to show up.
It's going to happen.
It's just going to happen.
Don't eat me, Bojite, and you're scary.
So scary.
Jobs.
Aggie Latsis in Fayetteville, Georgia, $203.33.
On Sunday's episode, I heard somebody talking about his hot Latvian wife and how she might be the only Latvian listening to No Agenda show.
Well, I am here to correct the record.
To say that I am also a hot Latvian wife to my husband of almost 30 years.
Never had an argument, of course.
Who is also a Latvian.
It's a twofer.
Even though my husband has never listened to the show.
Okay, he's back to one's fur.
Yeah, really.
He has been receiving twice weekly briefings.
I think I've also succeeded to hit my sister-in-law in the mouth, who is also married to another Latvian.
Speaking of the Latvian community, at least in the Atlanta area, we are a reasonably minded bunch.
Most of us are proud Americans and also very proud Latvians.
A month ago, my husband and I hosted a 90-person Latvian gathering at our home.
Wow.
That's a lot of people in a house.
What do they eat?
And I am pleased to say that no one showed up in a mask.
We all party till 3 a.m., and so far, no reports of seething infections.
I had to write this note to give a shout-out to the other Latvians who might be listening.
We're a nation of only 2 million people, and we get excited when we find each other, especially if we run into people with small amygdalas.
Who knew?
Keep up the good work.
Love your show.
Hope there is a never-an-exit strategy.
No jingles, no karma.
You know, who would have known?
Most of the Latin...
Where's our Estonian listeners?
That's what I'd like to know.
Yeah, what a bummer.
Speaking of exit strategy, one presented itself to us just out of the blue.
Yeah, there's a whole Twitter thread.
This one person's like, hey, I really like the No Agenda show.
I'm trying to figure out the lingo.
And Tina, the keeper, jumped in.
People explaining what certain things meant.
But then I got this tweet.
I haven't replied to it yet.
Please excuse the noob question, but what is the No Agenda Zephyr economic indicator?
I've searched on TradingView, but I can find nothing of the sort.
TradingView is a charting program.
Where you can do technical analysis.
I was thinking we should have Horvitz make one of those indicators.
It's just a little code.
That would be the no agenda Zephyr economic indicator.
People subscribe to those indicators like 20 bucks a month.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
Just a thought.
I don't know if that's an exit strategy, but it's a good idea.
Just thought I'd bring it up.
I like the idea myself.
Um, Tyler Boyd, $200.
Oh wait, no.
To all know Agenda Producers near Raleigh, North Carolina, I'd like to invite you to the Wake County School Board meeting on August 3rd, 5pm, to make a public comment about masks in schools.
Registration opens the day before the meeting.
Email me at tyler at boyd, B-O-Y-D dot cloud if you need more info.
Alright.
Noted.
Activists alert.
Mike Salmon, in the meantime, from Holderness, New Hampshire, 200.
Second to the last donation, so we're almost done.
Take two, In on the Golden Pond in five sentences.
I would like to invite all producers to check out our newly renovated 1875 farmhouse bed and breakfast in the Lakes region of New Hampshire.
We allow dogs and human resources, so bring the family for a great time on our 7 plus acre property.
We allow dogs and human resources, so bring the family...
This seems like the same sentence.
Yeah.
With access to private beach on the lake.
Call for your reservation and use the line, please don't eat me, Bo Jiden.
So scary to confuse my smoking hot wife and get $33 off of each night of your steaks.
Check us out on Instagram or Facebook at...
Inongoldenpond.com.
Oh, right.
We've seen pictures of this place.
It's beautiful.
Inongoldenpond.
If you have the jingle where it says, Thank you, Jesus, for my smoking hot wife.
I'd like that.
That's boogity-boogity.
I know the long version annoys John.
Ah, yes, it does.
And I think I did enough of that with the first note.
Thank you for being the best podcast in the universe.
Mike Salmon, in under the Golden Pond in Holderness, New Hampshire.
You know, it's a great place to visit.
I'd go there.
Yes, and here once again is your code for getting a $33 discount.
Don't eat me, Bojite, and you're scary, so scary.
You've got karma.
Hey!
And our last associate executive producer, Sarah Surnell, $200.
Donation from my husband Matt's birthday on July 30th is on the list.
Our niece Molly today, the 29th, on the list.
Also a shout out to my fellow CPAs that had to deal with the last minute changes to the tax code this year.
Thanks, Congress!
What last minute changes were made, do you know?
I have no idea.
I didn't know there were last minute changes.
I don't like hearing that.
I haven't done a minute.
I don't either.
R2D2 Karma, please.
A tired CPA, Sarah.
Thank you for your courage, Sarah.
You've got...
Karma.
Now, do we have a couple of make-goods to do here that I saw come in?
I didn't get that.
I don't have that in front of me.
Oh, okay.
Probably do.
Yes.
We usually do nowadays.
This is a 12-12 a month night note.
Oh, yes.
How about this?
Greetings from Fort Apache, the Bronx.
Currently, the Bronx is basically the Wild West...
Combined with the road warrior, people are getting shot daily and there are roving bands of kids on ATVs and motocross bikes driving around the borough 24 hours a day.
It's nuts.
Holy crap.
I'm writing to request my spot on the No Agenda Roundtable.
I've been a monthly contributor for $12.12 and some other amounts for over a decade.
Made it!
Please knight me as SirZilla.
I'd like to request kombucha tea and natto for the roundtable because fermented foods are the key to good health.
Thanks for everything you do.
Your podcast is invaluable.
John Baglioni.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much.
I love it when that happens.
Ten years.
And getting that beautiful night ring and the ceiling wax, etc.
After today's...
Or after the ceremony, of course.
Last week, says Roland Thatcher, I made a donation but not sending a note.
First, I would like to point out that my name is not Robert.
It's Roland.
Oops.
It's not Ronald either.
No.
I'm a JRE transfer.
Have not missed an episode since Adam was on his show.
You guys are the best.
When my wife recently bought a subscription to the Washington Post...
When my wife recently bought a subscription to the Washington Post...
that I could think of doing it.
So if you would please send me some relationship karma.
Yes.
I also need a dedouching.
Yes.
You've been dedouched.
And China's asshole with Don't Eat Me Kamala.
Thanks for filtering out the news for us.
I would hate to have to do that myself.
Yes, I gotcha.
And let me get the...
What is it?
Kamala, Don't Eat Me Kamala.
Where is it?
Hmm.
This was...
Not planned.
I hate it when I can't find something quickly.
Oh, this is nuts.
Do we have that?
No, we don't.
There's no don't eat me, Kamala.
It's don't enslave me, Kamala.
Oh, people.
Oh, this is...
This gets requested every once in a while.
Yeah, well, here we go.
Try it again.
Don't enslave me, Kamala!
I'll give you a karma, too.
You've got karma.
And finally, Joel Nelson.
It's a Make Good donation celebration.
My first human resource was born on Thursday, July 22nd at 9.29 Central Time.
I'd like a healthy dose of standard karma for...
Ada's new adventure into life, ADAA, having positive karma to start her out would be a great gift.
Karma for my keeper's continued recovery from preeclampsia.
I don't even want to know.
I've heard the word, but I can't pronounce it necessarily.
Preclampsia.
With help and a C-section.
My decision to place family above work and push out a start date by two weeks and be jobless to be there for them.
What a man.
There's a man right there for you.
Good going, Dad.
No jingles, just standard karma.
Please, the donation accounting attached puts me over the knighthood threshold.
I'd like to be dame.
I'd like to dame my daughter, Dame Ada, of the sassy pants.
At six days old, she's already sassing me.
Her request would be warm blankets and open arms.
And there's plenty of that at the round table.
Congratulations, everybody there in the family.
That's fantastic.
You've got karma.
Warm blankets and open arms.
Cute.
Okay.
Yeah, that I think does it.
Big list of people today, but it's a big show, and what can you say?
It's a big show.
It's a really big show.
Thank you to all these producers.
These are the executive producers, associate executive producers, which means you can proudly display these credits anywhere that credits are recognized.
IMDB recognizes them.
You see many other big names.
Who understand that this is something that you've got to get in on at least once in your life.
And we'll be thanking more people in our second donation segment.
Please, again, support us.
And you can do it twice a week by going to...
Thank you for the enormous time, talent, and treasure you gave to the No Agenda show.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
And now it's time for 3x3.
Experiment by JCD. I don't forget, man.
Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC. The never-ending 3x3.
That's right, everybody.
John C. Devorak does the 3x3.
Usually does it early in the morning.
There he goes and checks the three networks.
The networks are starting to form a pattern.
Hmm.
Uh...
ABC is typically going into doing...
They're becoming the home shopping network, and they had deals and steals.
Oh, gosh.
And that was...
That's why I turned it back and forth.
They were still going on with deals and steals.
And it was just like, use this code!
Okay, that's them.
So they've gone off the rails.
NBC, on the other hand, which used to be kind of straight news, is now pretty much a black...
Everybody's black except Savannah Guthrie.
So there's four or five people, they're all black, and Savannah Guthrie's only on the show, I think, because her name's Savannah, which is kind of a black name.
I don't know what they're going for with this, but they have turned into the more entertainment-oriented of the morning shows.
But this week, it was mostly about...
About the Olympics.
Oh yes, of course.
NBC, they paid for it.
Yeah, so it's Olympics, Olympics, Olympics.
You think they're going to take a bath on that?
Maybe, maybe not.
I mean, I watched some of it yesterday.
Yeah, but the numbers are down.
In primetime, it's better than the regular programming on the other networks.
Right, but the ratings are not there.
There's going to be make goods up the wazoo.
Wazoo.
CBS, meanwhile, had Elizabeth Banks on to plug her new podcast.
Oh my goodness.
So somebody paid some money, and I think it was the producers of the movie that she's done, which just finished up, called Cocaine Bear.
Oh.
Is this a theatrical release, or is it a Netflix deal?
I think it's theatrical.
They didn't say, because it was at the end, because most of the time was spent on something more important, which was their new podcast.
Yes.
My Body, My Podcast.
Oh, tell me you have a clip.
No.
I can't get a clip, because it's exclusive to Audible.
To Audible?
Yeah, I never heard this either.
Well, no, Amazon is stepping it up, man.
Everyone's getting in the game.
Everyone's going to be a multi-millionaire except us two schlubs.
We are totally...
I mean, I just need to say this for a second.
We chose a path a long time ago, which I would not give up for anything.
But seriously, John, we could...
If we were doing a different model, it would be a different show.
Yeah, we wouldn't have a million listeners, though.
No, but we would have...
Do you think Elizabeth Banks came out of the shoot with that?
No.
She came out with nothing.
My body, my podcast.
By the way, she's talking a lot about, she says, holistic humans.
Holistic humans.
By the way, audible podcasts are considered the paywall of poverty.
I just like how that sounds.
I like paywall of poverty.
Paywall of poverty.
So she's going on and on.
They're oohing and aahing.
CBS, Anthony Mason and the group and the crowd.
And they're, ooh, that's great.
You're a podcaster now.
And so they did have a little clip of it, of her on the podcast, talking into the mic they showed.
Oh, what kind of mic?
I couldn't tell because it was all covered with a dead kitten stuff.
Oh, gosh.
But it doesn't make any difference.
I swear the Echo, she had her Apple computer open, her little laptop, and I swear she wasn't mic'd at all.
I was going through the Apple mic because it was just like she was in a bucket.
Oh my goodness.
I'm a professional.
I actually have the report right here with Gail.
Let's see if we can bring this in for a second.
That might be interesting.
Her name is Elizabeth Banks.
You may know her from dozens of scenes.
What happened there?
Did she say row topic?
No.
No, she said row topic.
I mean, no topic.
No topic.
No, it's just her and some stupid hotel room.
Yeah.
I don't see the thing with her mic.
Well, you didn't hear it.
You have to hear it.
She's right on top of the mic.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This is so wrong.
She's using a Rota shotgun mic.
A shotgun mic.
Well, she's not even talking into it.
And she's got the big sock on the shotgun mic, the big foam condom.
And then she has a spit filter in front of that.
Well, the shotgun mic is an end, but you talk into the mic from the end.
You don't talk across.
No, no, it's pointed towards her mouth, but it actually looks very vile, this whole setup of hers.
Well, I'm telling you, the mic is not on.
She doesn't know how to turn the mic on.
She's talking through the mic on the laptop.
All right.
The Dreb Scott.
Very common problem.
People do it all the time.
Dreb Scott, get a picture of that for this chapter marker, man.
That'll be great.
How stupid does this look?
Okay.
What did they pay her?
Certainly that came up.
No, it never came up.
Ugh.
I think they may have just paid it for publicity for the movie, The Cocaine Bear.
Cocaine Bear.
Is this like a Smokey and the Bandits Part 5 or something?
She was the director of Cocaine Bear.
No, it's about a bear that ate a bunch of cocaine in the woods and it went nuts.
Oh, it's a real story.
Yeah.
I like it.
Here, Audible links multi-project development deal with Elizabeth Banks.
Okay?
Okay, let's see if there's a number.
Is there a number?
No, so they have a multi-deal with her.
Multi-project deal.
Good for her.
Again, again, we get screwed.
Who pioneered this shit?
It's not the zero-sum, you know?
No, I know, I know, I know, but...
It's hard when you see idiots making $20 million and we're behind the paywall of poverty.
Yeah, the payroll of poverty.
Well, good.
Now, I want to switch to the topic I want to get out of the way.
Okay.
Which is the Biden...
My butt got wiped.
Oh, I'm glad you're here to do this for us because I've completely forgotten about it.
Now...
The butt wiped, first time I heard it, I heard it before knowing what he supposedly said.
And I said, it just sounded like Biden's going, but after I found out that what he supposedly, what everyone's saying he said, I don't think he said anything, to be honest about it, but is, my butt got wiped.
And so he goes on to the tarmac and somebody yells something, question at him, and he says, my butt got wiped.
Or I wipe my butt or my butt got wiped.
So I want to play the whole clip, which is the complete.
Then I want to play the wiped ISO. And then I want to play a version where I change the tempo.
I didn't change the speed.
I changed the tempo to slow it down a little bit.
So not in slow-mo, but in tempo change, which is better.
Because people all slowed it down.
They just did a...
The speed change, but you have to do a tempo change to get...
You might be able to hear it.
But once it's suggested that, he says, my butt got wiped.
You can't hear it.
And then, like, the day later, when I played this clip to produce it, I heard it very clearly.
Can I just say something?
It's a psychological thing.
Can I just say something?
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
This is it, John.
This is you.
The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
These are their stories.
Yes, are we going to enhance, rotate, and this is a forensic deconstruction of the President of the United States saying my butt got wiped or not.
Definitively, we will now let you know what's going on.
Let's start with the long version.
wrong version.
So he yells out, my butt's been wiped.
And somebody laughs, which makes me think that's what he might've said.
Wait, let me hear the laugh.
I didn't hear the laugh part.
The laugh comes right after it.
I'm going to have to go back further.
I got you.
You got to play the whole thing.
Okay.
What must be what?
A pathway for citizenship.
I think it was Psaki who was laughing.
Maybe Jill.
First lady.
Second lady.
First lady.
Whatever she did.
Well, whoever wiped it, I guess maybe she's laughing.
So let's play the ISO. This just wiped ISO. My butt's been wiped.
My butt's been wiped.
Here's the tempo change version where I think it clears it up a little bit.
My butt's been wiped.
I don't know, man.
My butt's been wiped.
My butt's been wiped.
I have no idea what he was saying.
So, conclusively, do you think now that we can proclaim that the president did indeed say, my butt's been wiped as evidenced with this Detective Dookie clip?
My butt's been wiped!
What do you say?
I say yes.
Detective Dookie.
Detective Dookie.
Poop Police.
SPU. Special Poopers Unit.
We are here to serve, ma'am.
Thanks, John.
It's great.
It's really good.
You know, these things show up on the internet and they need to be deconstructed properly.
They do.
They do.
It's a silver dress, blue dress, and we nailed it once again.
Now, we cannot ignore that there was a hearing about January 6th, which, as you know, is the worst attack on the Capitol since 1812.
Let's get a quick little update here, just so we can recall what's going on.
ABC News.
The best this committee can do is establish, develop, and present the facts, and count on the facts.
Received under oath to help move this country towards some kind of unity on what happened.
And among those facts, as Pierre pointed out, as you pointed out, not just what those men have said, have told the country under oath, but how they did.
They're still haunted by that day, by that violence.
And you can see that.
But establishing the why and precisely what happened, what went wrong with security, what happened at the White House, that's going to be very difficult, partly because one of the things about the Trumpist movement is that they have developed this alternative reality.
Mmm, we're back.
We're back to the alternative reality and alternate facts.
Before we do the rundown of things that happened to the Capitol, CBS Evening News.
Video from D.C. police officer Mike Fanone's body camera shows the violence up close on January 6th.
I was pretty severely beaten.
He's one of four officers set to testify Tuesday about their harrowing experience.
But the committee Fanone will appear before is itself under attack.
Right now, made up of just seven Democrats and two anti-Trump Republicans, Liz Cheney and newly appointed Adam Kinzinger.
Last week, Speaker Pelosi rejected two of Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy's picks for the panel, so he polled all five.
Today, McCarthy called the committee probe a predetermined sham and took aim at Cheney and Kensinger.
Adam and Liz, aren't they kind of like Pelosi Republicans?
It's childish.
We're doing big things right now.
We're getting to the answers of the worst attack on the Capitol since the War of 1812.
You can call me whatever names you want.
Okay, how about douchebag?
Let's take a quick trip down memory lane for a second, shall we?
Because this is, I don't care what you think happened, it's not the worst since the War of 1812, and I'll give you a rundown.
1954, five congressmen were wounded on the floor when four terrorists opened fire from the visitor area.
President Carter later commuted or reduced those sentences.
March 1st, 1971, a bomb apparently planted by a group of persons protesting against the Vietnam War exploded early in the morning in the Senate wing of the Capitol, causing extensive damage but no injuries.
How many bombs went off on January 6th?
November 7th, 1983, 1058 p.m., a thunderous explosion tore through the second floor of the Capitol's north wing.
The force of the device blew off the door to the office of Democratic leader Robert C. Byrd.
Another bomb.
Shortly before midnight, Friday, July 2nd, 19...
This says 1915.
That can't be right.
That can't be right.
Police responded to the U.S. Capitol where an explosion had just...
Maybe it was.
Holy crap, was that 1915?
I have links to all these stories, by the way.
No, 2015.
Okay, please.
Well, that's recent.
Yeah, not 1950, 20.
Shortly before midnight on Friday, July 2nd, 2015, police responded to the U.S. Capitol where an explosion had just rocked the Senate wing.
October 2018, 100 storm a U.S. Senate building during the sacred work of confirming a Supreme Court justice, remember that, for a position that holds longer than a presidential term.
302 were arrested by Capitol Hill police, none by the feds.
Yeah, they were pounding on the doors of the Supreme Court trying to bust in.
Trying to break in.
An insurrection.
But the things that I heard during this hearing, which I don't really have any clips of, such as the mob was ready to hang the vice president and had the scaffolding ready, it's like...
Where's the scaffolding?
I know!
This is just another...
I saw this and I saw it when...
As soon as I turned it on to get some clips, I said, there's Schiff.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
And I'm thinking, this is nothing more than Impeachment 3.
Oh, yes.
It's like a lousy series of movies, and the third one's always a dog.
You know, I brought up this thing on January 6th on Rogan.
Man, the amount of hate I'm getting from people while they're watching this.
And of course, you're seeing whatever this committee wants to present to keep rolling out cool videos.
There's 10,000 hours.
We haven't seen any of it, but what they want to show us.
And people are like, see, Curry, that wasn't violent.
It was violent.
You stupid.
And I go, okay.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
That was the opening of Love Machine.
That you just did.
Alright, I didn't even realize it.
I got the music in me.
I got the music in May.
Supply Chains.
This is not good news.
Yes, update, update.
The Houston Bayport and Barber's Cut Container Terminals will not open today or tonight due to a hardware failure in Houston.
A hardware failure.
They are clear to say this is not a ransomware attack.
Okay, hardware failure is not good either, bro.
If you live in the following states, prepare for an alcohol shortage.
Yes, I know that you're panicking.
Now it's time to panic.
Ohio, Vermont, and North Carolina is where they're just out of booze.
How can this be?
Let's see.
In North Carolina, for example, bars and restaurants fully reopened in May without restrictions, forcing business owners to ramp up from zero to 60 quickly.
Fernando Gomez, a Mexican restaurant owner in Charlotte, North Carolina, says he spends days searching for liquor to fill his bar shelves.
I think this is part of the glass problem as well.
First of all, there's a glass problem.
When he shut the place down, was there no booze on the shelf at the bar?
Oh, he was probably selling it illegally.
Or something.
I mean, what happened to the booze he had when he shut down?
Wouldn't that just have carried him over a little bit?
Something's up with this story.
Chlorine, his State Water Resources Control Board Division of Drinking Water.
And where is this?
South Dakota, I think.
Has heard from several operators that chlorine and other chemicals are in short supply.
This is regional.
He had this situation.
Mimi...
They have a problem in Washington State.
There's no chlorine, but there's tons down here.
So it's like, okay, well, move it from here to there.
Is that that hard?
This one is interesting from CBS. A shortage of jet fuel is disrupting flights across several western states.
Adding to the problem is the extra fuel needed by aircraft fighting the wildfires.
There's less fuel available because of the shortage of tanker truck drivers and refineries not being at full capacity.
You know what they're doing now?
Well, we talked about this on the last show.
We did, because it's a lie.
Yeah, because it's a lie.
Yeah.
I didn't know that the refineries weren't at full capacity.
I haven't heard this.
Nope.
Because you have to run these refineries pretty much full tilt.
Usually run them at over capacity if you can, especially after midnight.
So I don't know with this story.
I don't know how this came about.
It's very strange.
Um...
It's truck drivers.
It's truly the supply chain.
People don't want to work.
I mean, this is why our producer from Alaska is down here driving furniture back and forth from Austin, because people don't want...
In some states, people are making $35 an hour not for going out.
And what's happening now in the airline industry, they're doing tanker flights, so if you fly, I'm just giving an example, I don't know if this is one of the things that's happening, but if you fly from Los Angeles to New York, you may have to stop in North Carolina to drop off some fuel that that plane was carrying so that they can refuel other aircraft with it.
Tanker flights is what they're called.
So I'd say that's a real supply issue when you have to bring your own gas with you.
But this is the one that has not been discussed that I can see.
The Canadian border officers have voted to strike.
And this comes from Freight Waves, which is one of my...
Ever since I discovered the crazy price of containers going up in Freight Waves, man, these guys know what's going on.
It could start August 6th, and that would mean that nothing would come across the border.
Nothing.
It will delay vehicle traffic.
It's kind of a trickle already, but what's the reason for the strike?
More pay.
More pay.
Of course.
They've cut the border off.
They're doing nothing for the money they're getting.
I'm just telling you where it's at.
I know.
Very, very strange.
We're so lopsided how things are going.
Really, it's just lopsided.
I have a...
Go on.
No, no.
Well, I was going to do...
No, go ahead.
I've got a clip of Gavin Newsom.
Ah.
Has he been recalled yet?
Are we there yet?
No, no.
The election's coming up.
I hear some neck and neck.
Neck and neck.
Neck and neck, I heard.
Neck and neck.
There's no neck and neck.
The Republicans have got 50, 60, 70, 80 people running against Newsom.
So there's no neck and neck until somebody comes out and endorses one person.
So Newsom's bitching about it.
His life's tough.
It's a tough life.
And so he decides to go on, I don't know why, a press conference in some jerry-rigged room when he's got the person next to him doing the signing, you know, we have to do that in California every time.
Just jumping up and down and signing.
We don't even know if they're accurate.
And so Newsom complains and he has a little gaffe in here which everybody thought was funny.
But we are exhausted, respectfully, exhausted by the ideological prism that too many Americans are living under.
We're exhausted by the Ron Johnsons and the Tucker Carlson's.
We're exhausted by the Marjorie Taylor Greene's.
We're exhausted by the right wing echo chamber that has been perpetuating misinformation around the vaccine and its efficacy and safety.
We're exhausted by the politicalization of this pandemic.
And that includes mask wearing that has been equated to the Holocaust.
It's disgraceful.
It's unconstitutional.
It's unconscionable.
Man, he's tired of his own bullcrap.
Interesting.
I like where he says that you equate the mask with the Holocaust.
It's unconstitutional.
He's an idiot.
Marjorie Taylor Greene!
When you say Marjorie Taylor Greene, you have to say it like this.
Marjorie Taylor Greene!
Otherwise, if you show even one little bit of respect for a representative in Congress, you're a horrible person.
Well, she's done a hell of a job of getting a reputation fast.
Oh, yeah.
Well, the Jew thing always helps.
You go out there and say, hey, it's like the Holocaust.
Yeah, it doesn't, that's never going to work well.
Oh, we didn't talk, nor has anyone in the mainstream talked about the coal miner strike.
Did you follow this?
This is true.
No, I have not.
No.
The coal miners, striking against Warrior Met Coal, which mines metallurgical coal used in steelmaking, descended on BlackRock's headquarters, To get the firm to help settle the strike,
BlackRock, through its indexing arm, which passively invests the proper proportional amount in companies to match the performance of an underlying stock index, is the largest institutional stockholder of Warrior MetCole.
With BlackRock recently posing as an activist firm to take advantage of the ESG craze, The environmental social governance, which is the wokeness you're seeing everywhere, the firm gets dinged in two ways, not pressuring their investee companies to act in the interest of certain stakeholders and owning companies that mine dirty coal, which is not ESG-friendly.
So they tried to bring attention to it, and I don't think it worked very well because it just got completely ignored.
And there were a lot of people outside BlackRock.
It was the same...
Obfuscation or just...
They got ignored the same way Occupy Wall Street got ignored.
Remember Occupy Wall Street was going on for like eight weeks before the media even showed one thing because it was outside of Wall Street and we couldn't have that bad view for Wall Street?
Yeah.
Yeah, we covered it a little bit.
I went to one in Los Angeles.
I drove by one around here.
There was something going on.
I remember I went to one in Los Angeles.
I had the sign, Don't Drone Me, Bro.
And it was cool for like three minutes until it turned out that the teachers' union owned the microphone.
Literally, it was their setup.
And it was just a teachers' union rally under the guise of Occupy Wall Street.
Yeah, co-opting it's called.
Which was not cool.
But this one, I like this.
Because of the climate change conditions, and probably the same ESG goals, maybe California's trying to adhere to it, Dell computers will no longer ship their high-end PCs to California and five other states due to power regulations.
They draw too much power.
So you can't have the hot, shit, fast PC. That's interesting.
Yeah.
That, of course, was implemented to protect Apple.
We have manufacturing out here.
Apple needs to be protected.
Let me see who else they're not sending it to.
Yeah, so they're...
Oh, this is Alienware.
I actually have an Alienware.
Gamingware is now owned by Dell.
Yeah, their gaming desktop.
Yeah, it's a super high-performance machine.
They will not ship it to California, Colorado, Hawaii, Oregon, Vermont, or Washington.
Hmm, what do those states have in common?
Tards.
That's very funny.
I think it's horrific.
And by the way, people will move for that.
If you can't get high-end computing products...
In California, you can just drive to Nevada and then come into California with a machine.
Come on.
Alright, two war stories.
I think...
I know what the strategy is behind Afghanistan.
Now, we've pulled out...
I know that we're leaving a large private force.
It could be 15,000 for all we know.
But it's not going to be rank-and-file service men and women.
And I think I've figured out, through the help of one of our producers...
This is from military.com.
I'll read the headline and you'll get it right away.
The U.S. military couldn't stop the heroin trade from funding the Taliban.
Now, of course, we know that that's pretty much not true because the U.S. military with the CIA, or certainly the CIA, are shipping the poppies back for the drug deals and where they get all their money for their black operations.
And this is, I mean, go look at an American, was it an American gangster?
Was that it?
American Gangster, Denzel Washington.
That's from back in the day.
But there's also something else that should be noted.
The Taliban, before we got there, were notorious for burning down these poppy fields.
They were against the use of the exploitation of the poppies.
But wait for it.
They were big burners of these fields.
Now, what changed?
The synthetic opioid producers.
A threat to the Afghan heroin market, which accounts for anywhere between 10 to 30 percent of the country's gross domestic product, looms because of a growing preference among drug producers for far cheaper synthetic opioids such as fentanyl.
All told, fentanyl represents an attractive alternative for drug producers and marketers who are looking to reduce their operating costs and risks.
Therefore, when comparing the two drugs, it's hard to see how heroin can compete directly or infinitely, indefinitely with this low cost, high potency alternative.
This is from the Rand Corporation.
John.
After they figured out that they could get everybody hooked on opioids legally and make off like bandits legally and only get docked, what, a couple billion per company?
No one goes to jail?
They'd be crazy!
It's crazy to continue with the poppies.
The CIA can just work with our home producers here in America, and we make fentanyl here.
I'm sure we don't have all the basic elements, but we have fentanyl pain patch, that's Dergesic, manufactured by Alza, sold by Janssen, that's for the Johnson& Johnson.
We have, who else is in the game?
Abstral, Actic, let me see, that's Teva Pharmaceutical Industries.
Now this is what's interesting.
Teva, I believe, is what is owned by Gupta, our assistant deputy, or our deputy attorney general.
Remember the woman, Gupta?
Yeah.
Her family owns this pharmaceutical corporation that is bringing...
And we've seen that maybe some stuff was being made in Mexico because it had their chemicals there.
Actually, the family owned a company that makes a chemical used to make fentanyl.
They don't...
Really have anything to do with the manufacturing of fentanyl?
Well, it says here, Actic is an oral transmucosal fentanyl lozenge manufactured by Cephalon.
This product is more commonly known as the fentanyl lollipop.
A generic version of Actic is also manufactured by Teva Pharmaceutical Industries.
And they are the parent of Cephalon.
So they claim in this law firm claims that they make that.
There's a lot.
And I think that why have illegal drugs when you can do it all legally?
No doctors went to jail for overprescribing.
No one from CVS. I should be up talking about this.
I'm not sure that's absolutely true that no doctors went to jail.
But let's back up the thesis here.
How does any of this benefit the CIA? They're the ones that were running these poppy fields.
Are they just cut out of the picture?
No.
Of course not.
You think the CIA is not involved with the pharmaceutical companies?
It's not the kind of easy money if you're controlling all the poppy fields in Afghanistan, which is God knows how many thousands and thousands of acres and just all money in the bank, as to have to do some sort of a black market thing with these pharmaceutical companies, which are a bunch of criminals.
Well, I don't have the answer either, obviously, but I think we keep our eye on the statistics and see how the opioid overdoses are doing.
Let's see if that $18 billion in fines, if that actually made a difference, or if it's just going to get worse.
Also, heroin was a controlled product by Western companies.
Most of the fentanyl is supposedly coming through Mexico, but it's originating in China.
Yes.
There you go.
So China's making out.
I don't see it again.
I'm wondering what...
Okay, we'll keep an eye on it.
It'll fall out somehow.
Well, you've got to keep your eye on it for sure because fentanyl is going to kill people a lot quicker than heroin.
Especially if people are buying it unregulated and just taking too much.
But I think it'll be relatively safe.
Here's your dose.
You take more than that.
You're going to get smoked.
But okay.
And then the other big company news, the Philip Morris CEO has finally unveiled himself.
He wants to unsmoke the world.
Jack Olczak, the CEO of Marlboro Philip Maker, and Marlboro Maker Philip Morris told the mail yesterday the company will stop selling cigarettes in Britain in the next 10 years.
And guess what?
He says this is not a problem.
We are going to transition to a health care and wellness company where half of its sales will come from non-smoking products.
When he says smoking products, he means combustible.
And right here it says the company currently generates a quarter of its revenue From alternatives such as, it's soon to be released in the US, it's already being released, electronic IQOS device that heats tobacco instead of burning it.
Yes, from the people who bring you the healthcare and wellness, it's the IQOS device that heats tobacco.
They're finally making their move.
They're finally making their move.
I thought you said it from that report.
It said they were making 25% of their income from Iquos already?
Alternatives such as.
What's the other alternative?
Gum.
I think there's a Nicorette.
No, Nicorette.
They got other things.
Iquos is just launching, but it's been launched around the world.
It hasn't really launched in the U.S. yet.
That looks idiotic, to be honest about it.
But this is what they're pushing.
That's why the menthol cigarettes got banned.
That's why vaping had to come under a ban.
Trump almost signed that deal, and he saw that it was a scam when he figured it out.
This is all about bringing the new Iquos device to you.
Yeah, we've been talking about this for five years.
That's why I'm bringing it up, that now they're uncloaking.
I think it's DOA, personally.
I can't see anyone...
Can you look around and see somebody holding one of these?
You look like some sort of an idiot.
Well, people hold vapes all the time.
Yeah, but the vapes produce this huge cloud.
Oh, these things produce cloud.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
And I don't see that many people with vapes.
To me, at least around here, I don't think I've seen but two or three people.
Okay, alright.
I get out a little more.
The vaping is still a thing.
I get out almost daily.
They let me out daily.
I go out and I see nobody with vapes.
I don't see anyone with cigarettes either.
California is pretty rigid about these things.
Yeah, that's true.
The Special Operations Command of the U.S. military, I don't know why, this is in a defense blog, expects to move into clinical trials next year of a pill that may inhibit or reduce some of the degenerative effects of aging and injury, part of a broader Pentagon push for improved human performance.
This has got to be the adrenochrome.
What else could it be?
Yeah, well, it could be fentanyl, too.
It says it's based on what is called a, quote, human performance small molecule.
Hmm.
Well, I'd like to find out more about this.
Okay.
A couple of clips.
Did we play this clip?
It's just been sitting around on the clip list.
It's a six-week cycle clip about these two yahoos that the FBI busted.
Which yahoos were these?
What were they doing?
Well, they're all yahoos, so I don't remember.
This clip is so old.
You tell me if we discuss this.
Two men have been arrested in California and charged with planning to bomb the Democratic headquarters in Sacramento.
Prosecutors describe the alleged plot as domestic terrorism.
NPR justice correspondent Ryan Lucas reports.
As federal prosecutors tell it, Ian Rogers and Jared Copeland were not happy about Donald Trump's election loss to Joe Biden.
And so in late November of last year, prosecutors say the two men began plotting to attack Democratic targets in California.
Text messages cited in the indictment provide details of those.
Yeah, I think we did.
We did deconstruct this.
Yeah, the two Yahoo's once said, let's go get them.
Okay, I'll do it.
Two guys sitting in their lounge chairs.
With low IQ. With low IQs going back and forth and the FBI got involved and created a situation where they could arrest him.
Yeah, Gustav.
These stories are getting a little tedious.
Yeah, well, luckily people are catching on.
I don't know if you can speak of the six-week cycle anymore.
That's how we identified it almost 10 years ago.
No, I don't think so.
I think you can call it that, but I don't see it.
It's not six weeks.
It used to be rigid.
Yeah, it was.
It really was six weeks.
It used to be like on the day.
You could wait for it.
That's true.
I also have this clip, which personally I like the West Coast because of this particular clip.
That most of our smoke smoke in New York City.
If you live on the West Coast, then you probably experienced the impact of wildfires in one way or another.
Well, this week, those thousands of miles away on the East Coast can see the smoke as well.
NTD's Arian Pasdar has that story.
New York City looks rather gloomy today, right?
Now you would think that's just clouds and maybe a thunderstorm as usually.
But now get this, a lot of this stuff is actually smoke that traveled for over 2,500 miles from the West Coast wildfires all the way to New York City.
Now you can definitely see it, it's all around us, but you can't really feel or taste it in any other way.
But according to weather stations, it does actually affect the air quality here.
New York City isn't the only place along the East Coast impacted by the smoke.
If you take a look at this map, you can see that the Big Apple is among the worst hit.
But there are layers of smoke from Maine all the way down to South Carolina.
What looks like a cloudy day in Washington, D.C. is actually smoke, too, according to data.
The Washington Monument is harder to see than it normally is, and the city has an air quality index value of 110, which is considered unhealthy for sensitive groups.
Right now, there are over 80 large wildfires burning throughout the nation, and more in Canada.
The smoke is expected to be cleared up later this week.
How'd the German guy get that gig on NTD? That's interesting.
I have no idea what this guy's all about.
Foreign exchange program or something.
Jeez.
I have one from the Crypto Cougar, formerly known as the Money Honey, about, well, listen up.
What's taking place in China and how the U.S. is reacting?
Big story in terms of the crackdown coming from the CCP. Well, I defined, I think, on your show a few months ago, you asked, I think, to describe the Biden foreign policy, and I described it as, speak really, really loud, but carry a twig.
So, remember, earlier in this week, we had an example where the United States, with our allies, went out and said very loudly that the Chinese Communist Party was engaged in cyber intrusions and cyber attacks.
And they said, oh, bad guys.
Well, meanwhile, then, a few days later, out of nowhere, these Chinese spies, somehow, that were supposed to be prosecuted, are released, and they drop the charges.
So, how is that working?
Yeah, this is great.
What's that all about?
It's another incident with no real understanding because nobody's reporting well.
No, because we all have to remind you that Republicans are killing everyone.
That's all that the television brings me.
That's all.
Well, they're worried sick about the midterms, and so they're...
Doing everything they can to demonize anyone who's a Republican.
Oh man, I'm kicking myself so hard.
There's a term that is popping up and it's because of Mark Zuckerberg and Facebag.
And I had this domain name...
30 years ago, it became property of my own company, and then when it went public, it was property of the company.
So I don't even know who owns it anymore, but I had Metaverse.com.
And I had permission from Neil Stevenson, who wrote Snow Crash, where the metaverse is this digital world, very similar to today, where everyone's jacked in online, except they're doing it with an Oculus-type headset, and the only people on the street are FedEx and Domino's Pizza.
It's kind of where we're at right now, interestingly.
But all day long I'm hearing about, oh yes, Facebook's going to do the metaverse.
It's going to be the metaverse.
It's like the metaverse.
Have you picked up on this at all?
Have you heard this term?
We talked about it on the DHM plug show.
Oh, you did?
Oh, okay.
What was the conclusion?
Well, the conclusion was, and Horowitz kind of agrees, is why in all the reporting about the metaverse does nobody even once mention or give a nod to Second Life?
Right here in San Francisco, Second Life was the metaverse from the get-go, and it's 20 years old.
And it was doing the same thing with the avatar.
All that was missing is the glasses, is the oculus.
But it was doing the same thing.
You could create a whole life for yourself in this phony baloney world, and people were doing it, and some people got very highly addicted to it.
Well, the thing is...
I don't care whether this has anything to do with the metaverse.
At least, can someone mention that Second Life existed and this idea is not new?
Yeah, I guess I haven't heard anyone make that comparison, which is what comes up for me as well.
Although, if you've read Snow Crash...
Mark Zuckerberg.
Hear me now, believe me later, son.
You cannot build the metaverse.
The metaverse was always intended to be programmed by people themselves.
Hackers run the place.
And, of course, there's drugs in the metaverse, which is snow crash.
And if you happen to hit the snow crash, you know, weird stuff could happen to you in real life.
The metaverse is not what you are building, son.
No, he doesn't.
It's just a word.
That's just so sad.
Well, yeah, it's sad that you didn't keep the domain.
That's what I mean.
That's what's sad.
That's the only thing I'm sad about.
Exactly.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
And, of course, we do have a few people to thank for show, what is it, $13?
1368. 1368. 1368. 1368.
Mm-hmm.
Starting with Timothy Lipton.
I'm sorry, starting with Thomas Nording.
Nording.
He needs a plug for...
What does he need a plug for?
My buddy Nick's YouTube channel, full of scenic Colorado hiking.
Okay.
Okay.
Glad you braked for that one.
Good one.
Yeah.
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We got it.
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56...
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Some special thing.
5678.
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Hello?
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He's a German guy, so we don't know.
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It's actually pretty short compared to the first...
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Then he'll grouse about you saying that.
Why?
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Good.
He should be.
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Rounding out for you, we've got kombucha tea and natto, warm blankets and open arms.
That's for you, Ada.
Also, geishas and sake, bong hits and bourbon, ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pablum.
Very appropriate today.
And the mutton and the meat.
I just couldn't do it in front of the baby.
I couldn't talk about what we really have at the round table.
Everyone understands why.
The three of you can go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
Eric the Shill will take care of you by getting your address and then making sure that he sends out not just the ring, but you also get your official certificate.
And you get the coveted ceiling wax.
Oh, what a feeling that we're waxing the ceiling.
Know what you're doing.
Yeah, we got quite a list.
People really love it, especially these trying times when you don't know who you can look at.
You look at them funny.
You've got the mask on, mask off, vax not vax.
It doesn't matter at a No Agenda Meetup.
Nobody cares.
We just want to hang out with people who have one thing in common, the best podcast in the universe.
Everything else seems to melt away.
And the 31st, this Saturday, Oregon Local 33, Home Home on the Range, kicks off at 7.30 a.m., whoa, Pacific Time, North Folk, Wolf Creek Public Range.
Ah, maybe there's some shooting going on in Timber, Oregon.
Also on Saturday, Oklahoma City, 4.05, the summer meetup at 2 o'clock at Fassler Hall, OKC. Saltwater Slaves of Tampa Bay Area, 2.33 at Ketch's Waterfront Grill in Port Ritchie, Florida.
San Francisco, sense it for your safety.
Mask Gone Wild Meetup 333 at Zeitgeist.
And that'll be organized by the Night of the Barbary Coast.
406 Local gets together on Saturday.
Hop and Hot Bozeman Meetup 333 at the Hop Lounge in Bozeman, Montana.
The Kansas City Meetup Welcome Home Duke Fugazoto.
Oh, there it is.
It's a big homecoming meetup at Hodge Parks or Spencer, Wolf of Kansas City, and Dame DeLorean are organizing that.
The Post-Calgary Stampede meetup at 4 o'clock.
Gosh, I love the Calgary Stampede.
Bank and Barron, look for Frank.
That's where you can find him on the Saturday, the 31st.
And the No Agenda Nerds of Killeen, Texas will get together at the Galaxy B&G in Killeen, Texas.
Also on Saturday, the local 33 Portland, Oregon meetup at 6 o'clock at Starbucks outside or inside the Starbucks on Oak Street.
Then on Sunday, the impromptu Buffalo West New York meet up 3 o'clock at Raymond's Kilmec Veterans Park.
I guess it's Fisherman's Park Seas Bees Memorial.
And then we move into, gosh, August.
On Monday, the Kung Flu Hustle, 6 o'clock at the Dojo, D-O-U-G-H. And there'll be a Bandera, Texas.
Ask for Lauren Allen.
She'll help you out.
There's a lot more.
August is already chock full.
Please take a look.
It's great.
If you have not done a No Agenda Meetup, you must.
They're all over the world.
It will keep your amygdala in check.
It's a great thing to do in between shows.
Lots of people like to do it while shows are running.
They'll listen together.
It is going to change your world the first time you go to one of these.
Noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.
It's like a party!
Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days You wanna be where you won't be Triggered on hell or lame You wanna be where everybody feels the same Was there a meetup at 7.30 in the morning?
Yes, yes.
That's weird, isn't it?
Yeah, it's the Oregon local, but it's at the range, so I think they're probably doing shooting.
Still, I mean, I'd like to shoot, but I don't know about the first thing in the morning.
A little extreme.
Oh, Love and Lit, Dusty Hill, ZZ Top passed away yesterday, 72.
Very sad, very sad about that.
Correction from our side, and this keeps happening with this New South Wales premiere.
He had the clip where he said it was 140 were vaccinated, one was unvaccinated.
Again, he switched to redo, just like he had the 40% switch with 60%, and some time later in the same press conference, which I did not see in its entirety, oh, no, no, no, it was 140 cases unvaccinated.
So, I don't know.
Do these people do this on purpose just to trip me up?
Seems to happen.
Boneheads.
Yeah.
And I'm very excited to announce that your book will be coming out, John.
Yeah?
Yeah, finally.
Which one of the many books are we talking about?
The Vinegar book?
No, no.
This is a new no-agenda novel.
Scott McKenzie, as you know, has done, I think, three now.
Three?
Maybe four.
Maybe four.
Yeah, it might be four.
I think I've read three.
I don't know if I've read all four.
I used One Day in Gitmo Nation.
He's got, gosh, I don't remember all of his titles.
They're on Amazon.
You can buy them.
He is penning a new novel.
And you'll be very happy to know it is titled The Archivist.
Ooh.
It's about someone who might seem a bit like you.
Yeah.
So, he's been interviewing me for some choice stories about The Archivist in my life.
Interesting.
I'm very excited about this.
Talk to me.
I got more stories than anyone.
Well, I think this is kind of the setup.
I think he's very happy to do that.
I'm very happy.
All right.
Isos.
Yeah, I got a couple.
You got anything good?
I got a bunch of them.
I got the Biden wipe my butt.
My butt's been wiped.
Mm-hmm.
My butt's been wiped.
And the slow version, which I think is better, is the one I'd use.
And I got exhausted.
We are exhausted.
Yeah.
Which I think is a good ending of the show.
Yeah, that's a good one.
And then Inside Information.
So that's Inside Information.
Yeah!
Yeah, I don't like that one.
Okay, here's what I have.
I have this one.
Very Clean Bananas.
Okay.
I have Geraldo.
I'm going to kick you in the air.
Wow, that's not a good one.
How about this?
Give them the facts!
Cuomo?
I have a couple of Cuomos.
And we have to get back to work now.
And then the final one.
Yeah, we're tough.
No, I don't like any of those.
I like exhausted the best.
I think exhausted's pretty good, actually.
Let me line that up here.
Where'd it go?
Exhausted.
Okay, got that.
Perfect.
Let me see, what else do we have?
I think we kind of got through everything.
Oh yeah, except I just wanted to say this would be great timing for a false flag.
Everyone's all masked up and stuff.
Great.
Blame it on Republicans.
All Republicans need more blaming.
I do have a kind of an uplifting thing for people.
This is too long.
Actually, I'm going to put these off.
These are too long.
Although I do have a funny John Kennedy, the congressperson versus this guy, Hampton Dellinger.
Who is up for a job in the Justice Department.
And this is an example of why the people that are morons are on these social networks saying stupid stuff.
They get called out on because at some point you can use this as reference.
I always tell people not to put their drunken pictures on Flickr and expect to get a job from anyone who knows how to do due diligence.
Right.
Here is a little back and forth between Kennedy and Hampton.
What a name.
I don't even name his kid.
Hampton.
Hampton Dellinger.
Mr.
Dellinger, I'm not going to ask you about what happened in law school, and I was glad to hear you talking about being nonpartisan.
You must have had an epiphany.
I'm going to read you a tweet from 2019.
You weren't in law school then, were you?
I was not, Senator.
How old were you then?
I was...
I passed over half a century.
This is what the tweet says.
Yes!
There are some women GOP-ers, meaning members of the Republican Party, and a tiny number of Democrats who want government, not women, to control women's bodies.
But if there were no Republican men in elected office, there would be no abortion bans.
Do you write that?
Senator, I do not recall that specific tweet, but I do not deny writing it.
You wrote it.
Okay.
Here it is, Beer and Dallas.
Do you think that my votes with respect to abortion are based on the fact that I want to control women?
Senator, I cannot speak to that.
Well, why don't you say it?
In front of God and country.
Well, Senator, I do believe that the reproductive rights established in Roe v.
Wade and then dealt with in Casey, June Medical, and other Supreme Court decisions are important.
And that's fine.
I agree with that.
Regional people disagree, but that's not what you said, Counselor.
You said every Republican, other than the ones that you like, have their position on abortion because they're misogynistic.
Do you believe in God?
Senator, I have faith, I believe.
A lot of people have faith.
Right.
Did it ever occur to you that some people may base their position on abortion on their faith?
Senator, I sincerely appreciate people who have a different position on abortion than I have.
You sure don't tweet it?
Have you ever tweeted that?
Well, Senator, I'm saying it now under oath.
Yeah, you're up to be nominated.
I like that guy.
He's a kick.
He is.
He's also very ironic and sarcastic in a southern way.
Yeah.
Not a normal northerners type of sarcasm.
I like him.
All right, that's it for today.
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In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, we're still not seeing anybody vaping around here, or smoking, or anything else for that matter.
But they got masks on.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
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Until Sunday, adios, mofos!
And such.
Daddy, are you a douchebag?
Why do you ask?
You haven't produced anything for the show in a very long time.
Well, I was thinking about maybe doing something like Kiss Masked.
Really?
Well, what do you think of this one?
That's pretty lame.
Well, there's this old one.
That's not much better.
Wow.
Tough audience.
Well, Felix, my son, this is all I have left.
Just another fortnight, and I'll be back home with you.
I think you gave us COVID a better.
what can I do?
You gave us syphilis too.
Daddy?
Yes, Vince?
Did Beth work at the Tuskegee Institute?
We cannot now go back to where we were.
And I said last week this was only a beginning and we would be climbing up the ladder.
More mandates to come.
Well, today is that day.
And we have to get back to work now.
Joe Scarborough, you are leading the witness.
Give them the facts.
There, unfortunately, will have to be consequences because we have to take seriously.
If someone's unvaccinated, unfortunately, they pose a threat to themselves, but they also have the greater chance of spreading the disease.
Can we spread this message or we're going to spread the virus?
Every single city employee will be expected to be either vaccinated or be tested weekly.
We have to knock on those doors and we have to convince people and put them in a car and drive them and get that vaccine in their arms.
The anti-vaxxers.
Uh, are criminal at this point.
Give them the facts!
But what's good about our Department of Education right now is the high level of, excuse me, high level of vaccination.
We cannot now go back to where we were.
But we all know the Delta variant has thrown us a curveball and we are really, really focused on fighting the Delta variant.
It wasn't because of us.
It wasn't something about our immune system.
We've got to shape people at this point.
Yeah.
Wear a mask indoors at your work site at all times.
Or if you would prefer not to, you have to immediately go get vaccinated.
We have to spread this message.
Or we're going to spread the virus.
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Let's welcome the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden!
So, it's really kind of basic.
It's a simple, basic proposition.
There's something seriously going on with this man right now.
Well, I'm saying, look, it's not a joke.
No, look.
Joe Biden, it's good for me.
It's real simple.
You're always straight up about what you're doing.
The truth is, we haven't said it enough to people.
You may have heard that I was critical of some of the things that are on Facebook.
It's not a joke.
I have overwhelming support from the African-American clergy that I sort of come from.
You're going to have to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of this man.
So I am not at all self-conscious about hiding people and sucking the blood of children.
It's not a joke.
That's good.
I'm not being a wise guy now.
I made a commitment that when I made a mistake, I'd tell you.
Think about that.
I better check the numbers.
There's always rambling goby.
It is.
I sincerely mean this.
I don't care if you think I'm Satan reincarnated.
You understand what I'm saying?
We saw a sitting president embarrass himself.
The rest of the world is wondering about us.
God love you, but all kidding aside, I think it really is a matter of, we know why all the drugs do not temporarily approve, but permanently approve.
But I could be wrong.
We have a president who is a total cognitive mess.