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	A lot of brisket today.
	Adam Couring, John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, April 15th, 2021.
	This is your award-winning Gilbo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1338.
	This is no agenda.
	Back in the saddle, broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're still feeling the effects of a male chimp shutdown.
	And traffic's bad, too.
	I'm John C. DeVorex.
	It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	A male chimp shutdown?
	Did you have something going on?
	What were you when the S hit the fan?
	Oh, nothing, man.
	We were completely unplugged.
	Well, not completely, but very unplugged from, certainly from news.
	Was there a chimp that escaped or something of the like?
	MailChimp suspended our account.
	Oh, MailChimp!
	I'm like, MailChimp?
	I was so confused.
	Oh, MailChimp.
	You know, was this really unexpected?
	Did we not think this would happen at some point?
	Yeah, well, they put it back up right as soon as I put up the same audience on Substack.
	I just pushed the newsletter over there and said, look what they did.
	What's in here that's so bad?
	Now, do you think that's what happened?
	There's nothing.
	Let's just analyze for a quick second.
	To me, I think this went through some algo because we know they're pretty woke.
	They went through a system called Omnivore.
	Ooh, omnivore.
	All right, and omnivore looked at it and went, ha, the words vaccine and experimental in the same sentence.
	Block.
	I believe that was it.
	Block.
	I don't think it's anything with images.
	To me, it's like, oh, they saw that.
	No, I agree.
	I totally agree with this 100%.
	It was experimental vaccine.
	And then so you filed a complaint by clicking a button, which of course goes nowhere, does nothing.
	You didn't even get a receipt.
	You did get a form letter back there.
	Oh, you did get a form letter.
	Okay.
	We received your complaint.
	We're looking into it.
	And I thought it was brilliant and great thinking to resend it on your substack.
	Fantastic idea.
	So you think that after you did that, that's why they eased up?
	Without getting a message, an email or anything, they put the system back up and then I sent out the newsletter with a changed headline.
	What's always interesting to me is how little people understand about the email newsletter or just emails in general.
	And this is a message for Substack as well.
	As we know from our pod show days, even if you have a small organization but you have customer support emails and people, password reset emails, if you really want your emails to arrive and not go to spam or just not even show if you really want your emails to arrive and not go to spam or just not even show up at all at You have to pay.
	There are companies that you have to pay monthly fees to in order to be whitelisted with all of the big...
	See, they farm it out.
	Google's not actually going to do anything.
	This is the early version of the fact-check network.
	They outsource that.
	So, well, you know, we've got these other great companies and these companies are real companies.
	Look, Kleiner Perkins invested in them and Sequoia Capital and all these guys.
	All these are fantastic.
	So, they're very reliable and you can pay them.
	And I think our initial bill, we got, because it was co-investors in Podshow Mevio at the time, we got a couple months free, but then it was $20,000, $30,000 a month.
	And so people who think that, hey man, can't you just set up your own email?
	It's not hard, you know.
	No, it's not.
	That's not what they sound like.
	It's not hard at all, but you don't know what you're talking about.
	You cannot get past the...
	This has been a problem going on for, wow, I'd say almost 20 years.
	15.
	15 at least.
	Somebody pointed out that, hey, when you're doing email marketing...
	You are competing.
	You're doing marketing.
	Hello, marketing.
	Newsletters, marketing.
	Everything you do on email except for a personal note to somebody is marketing.
	And who are you competing with?
	You're competing with Google, the biggest marketing company in the world.
	They don't want your mail going through.
	Exactly.
	They will do everything within the limits and beyond to make sure that you show up in promotions or in spam or not at all.
	And so you get, you know, a MailChimp.
	And they say they don't pay any...
	But they are by default.
	They are allow-listed.
	You're not allowed to say white-listed anymore.
	Just so you know, it's allow-listed.
	Did you know this?
	No, I don't know about allow-listing.
	Yeah.
	White-listing, black-listing, passe, brother.
	It's allow-listing.
	Anyway, we're back.
	It was a glorious break.
	It was a little hectic to see you go through that on the return.
	It was kind of disappointing.
	It's like, oh, geez, who needs this crap?
	And then we got blue icons of headphones popping up on gear that wasn't there before.
	I don't know.
	Thanks, clean feed.
	You freak me out.
	What did you do?
	Did you do the Ed Black show?
	Because I saw you announce it.
	Yeah, Ed Black, I did his podcast on last Thursday.
	Has it published?
	You can find it on YouTube probably.
	He's one of those guys who does the live show and he expects everyone to listen to it live like it's a radio show.
	So it's not really a podcast.
	It's like doing Tom Likas.
	You're not going to find any of those shows anywhere.
	So he just does it every day?
	That's his idea?
	No, he doesn't.
	He does it only once a week.
	He's rich?
	He's not doing this to live off of?
	He's got about 14 books.
	Oh, okay.
	So the podcast is not his source of income.
	I got it.
	No, I don't believe so.
	I don't think it could possibly be.
	It's admirable, though.
	Admirable.
	Okay, what else?
	You just hung out?
	I don't know why this is doing this.
	What?
	Hello?
	This is working out since this headphone showed up.
	Yeah.
	I have you here.
	I hear you.
	I know, but it's just like...
	Did you touch the headphone icon?
	Be honest.
	I'm not touching nothing.
	All right.
	Anyway, so I did Ed Black, and it was fun, and it was kind of intense because his audience is...
	A bunch of...
	I don't know.
	Hard to explain, but he's...
	The guy's one of the most famous writers doing mostly Jewish history.
	He's got all these...
	He's the one who did the IBM Holocaust.
	Exactly.
	Did you talk about that on the show with him?
	No, not really.
	Damn.
	I didn't mean to ask him something about it, because I think we talked about it on the show.
	Because of the way this show is structured, I never managed to do it.
	I'm going to have to ask him later.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	Just seems like if I had written that book and I saw what was going on around us right now, I'd be talking about it every show.
	Like, hey, you know, I wrote this book about how I'd be attracted to Jews.
	Believe me, he plays his books on the show.
	He played the book on the show.
	Okay.
	Good.
	Well, The Keeper and I chose a destination which we've been to before, but I was never really kind of into it, which is Mexico.
	Obviously very convenient for us.
	Well, your Texas is butted up against Mexico.
	Yes.
	Very convenient.
	You can drive to Mexico from where you are.
	Sure.
	I mean, I've been very biased against Mexico, just by what I've seen.
	Did you drive to Mexico?
	I don't think so.
	Southwest goes to Mexico.
	It must have been a great time.
	Southwest goes to Mexico.
	We went to...
	Well, Southwest is quite the story.
	You know...
	I love Southwest.
	I always like Southwest.
	I like the boarding process.
	You can actually get your early bird special.
	You can sit up there a little bit.
	You can get on earlier.
	Or for our vacation, we went all balls to the wall.
	We got business select.
	So you get A1 and A2. Yeah, business select just means you get on in the A group.
	Well, you can also change your flight without cost.
	So there's some other things there.
	But yeah, basically you're in the top of the A group.
	And still all the seats are the same.
	It's not like you get a special seat.
	No, not at all.
	It's very, very egalitarian.
	It makes me feel better.
	And then what I also appreciate is it's kind of no frills.
	You know, you just sit there and you fly, and the flight attendants are usually kind of funny on the intercom and they make jokes.
	Well, all of that is done.
	All of that is over.
	Fun and games is gone.
	With our business select ticket, by the way, we got free drink coupons, which we were totally planning on boozing up on the way down.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	We only have limited service on this flight because of COVID. Which means Coke, Coke, light, and water.
	And some nuts to fist.
	No nuts.
	And these coupons are good for this flight and this flight only.
	Well, that's kind of odd.
	Oh, that's no good.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, I'm really sorry.
	No.
	This is limited COVID. And they're mask-checking the whole time.
	Now, mind you, packed planes.
	Three seats.
	Mm-hmm.
	Stop.
	You're telling me they can't deliver any drinks, but they can go up and down the aisle, up and down the aisle, up and down the aisle checking masks?
	I swear to God that at a certain point I'm looking at my book or phone or whatever I'm looking at, and I've just pulled it down a little bit over my nose because it's itchy, and the flight attendant walks by and then waves her finger in front of my face, make sure your mask is up!
	Like, oh, bro, we're packed in this!
	It's like, on the way back, oh, mask, oh, and then we all get on a bus to go to the airplane.
	There's 8,000 people on a bus.
	It's like the ridiculousness.
	The disease vector.
	Public transportation disease vector.
	Yes, the ridiculousness of it is just...
	And of course, here's some observations.
	One, being away from the show for two weeks, I have to say I need this show as much as anybody else does.
	Because I become a very grumpy fuck.
	I become very mad.
	I start to grumble.
	I start to say things under my breath.
	It's not good.
	I'm so happy for this show.
	It's the outlet I need.
	I couldn't...
	I'm telling you, even though the vacation was great, it was a beautiful place, not really a beach, but great pool, segregated families and children away, away.
	So just adults, alcohol, sun, good food, having a good time.
	Only 50%, which was nice.
	Somehow I felt different.
	Mexico felt very nice and open and good.
	In fact, what is hilarious is you have these pharmacies everywhere, including at the airport, which is where I finally decided to go take a look.
	What do you think they sell in these pharmacies in Mexico?
	Ivermectin.
	Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, Z-Packs.
	I went in, I was like, do you have ivermectin?
	Boom, here it is.
	Oh, do you have, and I tried.
	Did you get a batch?
	Yeah, of course I did.
	I got Z-Pack, I got ivermectin.
	I said, what was that other thing that...
	Wait, wait, wait, I'm giving you the rundown.
	You're interrupting me.
	I'm giving you the rundown.
	I want to run down there.
	You should.
	You can get it right at the airport.
	And then I'm sitting there like, what was that other thing?
	And I said, that President Trump talked about, oh, ivermectin.
	She gave me ivermectin.
	Oh, that's what it was.
	Anything you want.
	It's all there.
	And so I got ivermectin.
	I got hydroxychloroquine.
	And I got the Z, no, the, what is it?
	The antibiotic?
	Yeah, whatever that is.
	No, not that one.
	What the zinc?
	No, it wasn't the...
	I can't remember now.
	Anyway, it was like $130, and you could probably save yourself.
	Two bucks in India.
	And I knew you were going to say that, except I have them and you don't.
	Now, experiences amongst other people and children from other lands...
	Very interesting.
	People have no problem.
	Tina has great striking up conversations.
	We love talking to people.
	And within 10 minutes, in any conversation, people have no problem looking you straight in the face and saying, did you get your vaccination?
	Which, by itself, I just find...
	Normally I would say they're rude because it's very rude.
	Did you get your period?
	Yeah.
	Especially if they're asking you that.
	I'm just saying.
	It's a personal thing, but okay.
	It is rude.
	It's rude.
	But they weren't asking it...
	No, what I identified...
	Are you on the team is what they're asking.
	Well, a lot of these people were not necessarily on the team.
	I would say there were...
	Probably more right of center people.
	Not generally so, but maybe just the ones who talk to us.
	But they all had vaccination.
	And we would say, we're just kind of waiting it out.
	We'll see.
	We're in no rush.
	Other people need it.
	The typical things.
	Which I'm about to change what I'm going to say, by the way.
	And I could see that they were not looking for are you on the team.
	They were looking to see if these very smart, fun, intelligent people were just as retarded as they are.
	And I can see, because people had COVID got it.
	Most of them.
	Most of them.
	I think, here's an interpretation you may have not thought of.
	Okay.
	They asked you if you had the vaccine so they know to avoid you in the future.
	No.
	Because we continued to meet with these people.
	It was not an issue.
	It was not an issue.
	It was more like, well, we buckled.
	It's like, oh yeah, we buckled.
	And then there were plenty of tards around.
	We buckled.
	Certainly younger.
	You're there for a week, so groups come and go.
	And many a discussion.
	What did you get?
	I got the Pfizer.
	I got the Moderna.
	Where'd you get it?
	I got it here.
	Now those people just lost.
	And most of them, you have to call them Brogans.
	There's a build of man in America which is Joe Rogan.
	It's the Joe Rogan build.
	I had not really noticed this before.
	Oh, there are a lot of them in Texas.
	And they may have been from Texas, but it's just like, wow!
	It's kind of a square body.
	Well, it's the shaven or bald head.
	It's the kind of over-pumped shoulders and biceps and then relatively short, huge ballooning calves.
	It's just like, wow!
	It's like a race.
	Just a Brogan.
	I don't know.
	It's interesting.
	Let me see.
	see what else did we uh do we have no i mean the only thing coming back to uh but it was and thank you by the way gitmo nation We had a fabulous time.
	It was so nice to have the time off.
	All the notes everyone was sending, telling me to shut up, get off Twitter.
	It was good.
	It was helpful.
	We had a great time.
	Very energized.
	Happy to be back on the show.
	However...
	After having this beautiful time in paradise, and I always go through the same cycle.
	Well, honey, we could move here.
	I always do that.
	I'm one of those.
	And I go look at real estate.
	We could just get Elon.
	We could be in real estate.
	You're right.
	We could get Starlink from Elon.
	We live here.
	It's perfect.
	Look at this view.
	We live here for the rest of our lives.
	And as we returned, and, you know, in Texas, another person was murdered last night.
	We've had almost one murder a week.
	It's like record in Austin.
	Cops have been defunded, so there's, you know, more and more.
	We worked about 45 in Oakland to go on.
	Okay.
	Well, that's interesting because you're still in that area.
	We're going to move out of Austin.
	We saw all the trash.
	We saw right back to the homelessness thing.
	No one gives a crap.
	The new people who are coming in are pretending they don't see it.
	They're probably desensitized from where they come from.
	And we're going to move out.
	We're moving out of Travis County.
	We love Texas.
	Boston?
	Go fuck yourself.
	I'm sorry.
	I can't even bring myself to care.
	It's so screwed, I don't think it's recoverable.
	So let Silicon Valley have it, is what I think.
	And we'll go out like 45 minutes, an hour.
	It'll be great.
	So that's what vacation did for us.
	Well, you were already decided to move out weeks before the vacation.
	Well, we hadn't, we had thought about buying some land and then maybe, you know, just because of whatever we can get now and then maybe build something.
	But now we're kind of accelerating that.
	It's just, it's, it's, I don't want to deal with it anymore.
	You know, the noise pollution that no one does anything about.
	So, fine.
	And that's my report.
	Now, what did you learn while watching television while I was basking in the sun?
	Well, I wasn't watching television while you were basking in the sun, but I did watch as usual because I'm going to do this every Thursday.
	I took a quick gander at the three networks, just a random walk.
	So I just turned on, you know, the morning shows, checked ABC, NBC, and ABC and see what they were doing.
	Okay.
	And what's the latest?
	Well, it was kind of reversed of what I expected.
	Oh!
	NBC... Had a big to-do and everybody all a buzz and a tizzy over the fact that A-Rod and J-Lo are getting divorced.
	This was their news?
	Breaking.
	Now, do you have a clip of this or are you just giving me the rundown?
	No, no.
	I just go look and I go back at clips already.
	I mean, I'm not going to start re-clipping in the morning and then having to panic or get these clips produced.
	Forget it.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm just going to tell you.
	All right, so A-Rod and J-Lo, this is unexpected.
	What a shock.
	But A-Rod made the comment, it turns out that we're probably better as friends.
	You know, the thing is, and I love me some J-Lo.
	I love how she dances.
	I love her music.
	I think she's a great all-around performer.
	But I saw Mark Anthony.
	I saw how that guy just wiltered away.
	I think it's J-Lo.
	I don't think if Mark Anthony and A-Rod, I don't know, maybe it's her.
	I think it probably is her.
	She's probably hard to deal with.
	I don't know.
	I love her as a performer, but those two guys seem pretty solid in their own right.
	So then I clicked over to CBS, and they were doing a report on waiting lists in college.
	And how everyone's on their waiting list, and they're telling everyone, all these kids, they're saying, stay on the waiting list, and you'll be surprised you'll probably get moved up and moved in.
	So if you're on the waiting list in the first place, you're probably good to go.
	Is this some kind of marketing ploy they're doing here?
	I was listening...
	Between the lines, and what I heard was the tuitions are ridiculously high, and they're completely out of control, so let's put these kids on waiting lists to make them think that there's actually a huge demand.
	Scarcity.
	Yeah, so they make it look like it's...
	Wow.
	Scam.
	Scam.
	Wow.
	And then I was really stunned when I went over to Good Morning America because I caught a Becky Worley piece.
	She comes on.
	She's the consumer advocate.
	Oh, Becky.
	Yeah, Becky.
	We know Becky.
	I know Becky very well.
	And so she's on there doing a package deal that I know she didn't do about the evils of vaping.
	Ah!
	Here's the premise.
	TikTok, this is her premise, TikTok is the greatest thing ever.
	So that's how it starts.
	And the TikTok influencers are telling kids about how evil vaping is, especially vaping tobacco.
	And then it talked about the Vapor Technology Association and how the VTA, who apparently, I just said, sorry, the VTA, Is it about vaping?
	It's about vape-hating.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And so it goes on and on, and then they start slamming tobaccos, and then they bring in a bunch of clips, and Becky talks about how she talked to some people at Harvard.
	I know she does consumer reports.
	She looks at a sham wow and says it's crap and throws in the garbage.
	That's her whole show, her whole shit.
	But now she's talking to Harvard professors and all these different people.
	Well, I can tell you exactly what happened there.
	That's an obvious one, because if she even said vaping tobacco, which I doubt, nicotine perhaps, but if anyone made that claim, then there's a problem.
	But this, to me...
	Both was happening on TikTok, which is the marketing platform of choice.
	I'll have some examples in a moment.
	I think that's the tobacco companies.
	Don't vape that.
	No, no.
	We've got our good vape on the way.
	Don't vape.
	You don't want that stuff.
	I know what you're saying.
	I was looking for that specific thing.
	That is exactly what I would have thought.
	You didn't find it.
	They went after tobacco.
	Huh.
	It showed tobacco feels, talked about how evil they were, how evil tobacco is.
	Now remember, I will remind you, because I saw them at the same drugstore where you can get your ivermectin.
	Research does show, if you have the cigarette packs with the blackened lungs and the cruddy heart that people actually want it.
	Teeth falling out of it.
	People and the baby that's dying of it.
	Oh, I want to smoke that.
	It's something about human nature.
	Interesting.
	But the point is that they weren't soft-peddling tobacco.
	Okay.
	Well, that sounds like the news business is cranking without the orange man.
	Well, they're trying to.
	I think they're grooming Becky for a regular spot.
	She would be good.
	It's about time.
	She deserves it.
	She deserves it.
	She's been around forever.
	She has the network TV lesbian look that is so hot.
	But she's a hot lesbian.
	She's a hot lesbian.
	Yeah.
	Or at least what guys think is a hot lesbian.
	Like, you know, guys want that to be their lesbian.
	Exactly.
	If you could draw a lesbian, Becky would come to mind.
	Yeah, well, she...
	But I think they're grooming her for a regular spot.
	We'll see.
	But I don't think she'll take it because she enjoys living in San Mateo or wherever she is and flying once a week.
	There's an actual question in the troll room.
	Is Becky a lesbian?
	No.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	So I think she enjoys living out here and doesn't like the idea of getting up at four in the morning and working in New York.
	No way.
	No, of course she doesn't want to do that.
	Of course not.
	Well, as we move into what's been going on, and thank you to the producers who have kept me up to speed through email.
	I only had about 400 to come back to, and we had a full day on Wednesday, so I did get through most of them, and the Clip Custodian showed up, of course, and that's very helpful.
	But we need to look at the great marketing reset, which you identified, which is Pfizer on a tear to obliterate every single one of its competitors.
	I'm pretty sure AstraZeneca now, does the company even exist anymore?
	I mean, did it melt down?
	You don't hear about that.
	You've gone out of business.
	You don't even hear about that company anymore.
	Yeah.
	No, but the place to go is CNBC because that's where everyone has to show up because this is not just a medical play.
	It is a financial play and all of these puppets show up eventually on CNBC. You got to catch them.
	Our producers are great, but there's also just stuff that is just in your face all the time.
	But the marketing is broad.
	And just to review for people who are new to this show, when it comes to pharmaceutical influence on television, the number one advertiser is pharmaceutical ads.
	So a negative ad against any pharmaceutical product or service does not happen without there being some counterbalance as in an ad campaign on the other side of the fence.
	It just doesn't happen because you can't bite the hand that might be feeding you next week.
	This is why you didn't hear too much about the billions of dollars that companies had to pay for the opioid crisis and how they were drug dealing networks.
	But you don't hear about that So when you do hear negative things about some type of pharmaceutical product or company, you know there's something hanging on the other side.
	In this case, Pfizer, they're the big beast.
	They're the 800-pound gorilla.
	They've even, as someone pointed out on vacation, changed their logo.
	Did you notice this?
	Yeah, that was kind of a big deal about the changing their logo.
	I don't know why they did that.
	It's not a great new logo, that's for sure.
	Well, I read the conceit, the design conceit behind the logo, because these things, you know, you don't change a logo just like that, certainly not from that kind of company.
	And they kind of had the pill looking a bit like the Viagra Blue.
	That was their brand.
	We're the pill company.
	And now they've turned it slightly into what they say is a double helix, which is DNA, which is futuristic, which is the vaccines of today and of the future.
	So they are all in on the vaccines.
	Your No Agenda show reported on this in 2009 and 2010, so it's not all that new.
	And the marketing machine of choice is TikTok.
	So we've got Team Halo typically out there just promoting vaccines.
	Pfizer now is paying influencers to discredit other vaccines.
	In this case, they're just stomping on Johnson& Johnson's head while it's on the concrete.
	With the six blood clot problems.
	Six blood clots out of seven million shots.
	It's been put on hold.
	By the way, Africa's getting 400 million Johnson& Johnson shots.
	I always find that hilarious.
	Hey, here's our shit that we don't want, Africa.
	Take that.
	Here's one of the TikTok influencers.
	You guys got the vaccine.
	Which one did you get?
	Pfizer?
	Nice.
	Boyfriend got Pfizer.
	Brother got Pfizer.
	I got Moderna, but dad got Moderna.
	Mom got Pfizer.
	Uncle got Pfizer.
	Grandma got Pfizer.
	Yeah, nice, nice.
	What about you?
	Johnson& Johnson?
	So, the reason why I know this is paid for, first of all, these are good influencers.
	Second, they're all hashtag Johnson& Johnson.
	Not hashtag Pfizer, but hashtag Johnson& Johnson.
	This is intended so that when you go searching for something on Johnson& Johnson, this is what you will get, which are these overtly negative influence messages.
	I just got the Johnson& Johnson shot, and I feel alive, baby.
	I'm proud!
	I see a lot of people that are ashamed of their J&J. No, I'm part of the J gang.
	I'm a one-pump chump.
	One and done, baby!
	I feel that baby shampoo coursing through my veins right now.
	I feel like I could take over the world right now.
	Woo!
	Sixty-six percent?
	I like those odds.
	Roll the dice, baby!
	I'm in!
	It's like the Trader Joe's brand Oreos, you know?
	It gets the job done.
	Yeah, I got the Kroger brand vaccine.
	What about it?
	One shot, baby!
	Oh, you scheduled your second dose?
	Oh, I'm done.
	I'm done, baby!
	Woo!
	Baby powder, man!
	That guy should get double the money.
	I think he's a real winner, that one is.
	Is that a guy?
	I thought it was a woman.
	Yeah, it's a guy.
	And here's the third.
	Sorry about my appearance.
	This is literally a young woman in a hospital bed IV, oxygen up her nose, bandages, looking all sweaty and horrible.
	I'll just play a little bit of it.
	Sorry about my appearance, but long story short, I got the Johnson& Johnson vaccine yesterday.
	Nobody knows if this is the reason that all this stuff is going on, but it started with chest pain, paralysis on my left side.
	I was rushed over via ambulance to Baylor, Dallas, where I have had numerous scans done.
	I have had about eight seizures in the last two days.
	It just goes on and on and on.
	And again, hashtag Johnson& Johnson, not hashtag COVID, vaccine, any of that.
	You know, you could even say breakthrough vaccine.
	No, no, hashtag Johnson& Johnson.
	Very, very well done.
	Now, this is a campaign that, if they ever admit to it, should definitely go down in the marketing books.
	And Facebook should be worried.
	I think TikTok has the edge.
	If you've got pharma spending this kind of money, Facebook is going to have some issues.
	It's going to cost them money.
	Now, where's a lot of this money coming from?
	Yes, from Pfizer, but we really need to have, you know, we have all these woke corporations.
	Everyone's in bed with the Biden government.
	Oh, yes.
	We're all in the ride on your voting laws, your racist voting laws.
	That's right.
	So we're all good here.
	All these big corporations, because it always turns around in their favor.
	And here's an example of it.
	Question.
	How much money was spent on political advertising in 2016 or 2020?
	Was it about a billion each?
	I believe it was in that range.
	Yeah.
	So let's just say two and a half billion on what we know about.
	I'm sure there's all kinds of other money, but...
	That's what they were reporting.
	It's a bonanza.
	It's a big bonanza.
	Well, that ain't nothing!
	Also investing three billion dollars into states and community-based organizations to strengthen vaccine confidence in the highest risk and hardest hit.
	Oh, let me just repeat what you just heard.
	Our government, our tax dollars here in the United States, investing, investing, investing, not spending, investing, three billion dollars To promote the vaccines.
	Also investing $3 billion to states and community-based organizations to strengthen vaccine confidence in the highest risk and hardest hit communities.
	And often people think of that as just black and brown communities, and that is not.
	As you've noted, that is also conservative communities, white evangelicals.
	It's a range of communities around the country.
	What we found to be most effective is to work with these local organizations.
	So faith-based organizations, community health organizations, We're good to go.
	Dr.
	Nunez-Smith hosted a Faith Leaders Roundtable.
	We're also looking for, we've run PSAs on The Deadliest Catch.
	We're engaged with NASCAR and Country Music TV. We're looking for a range of creative ways to get directly connected to white conservative communities.
	We will always be the best messengers, but we're still trying to meet people where they are, but also empower local organizations.
	So, when the government says they're investing in marketing, you don't invest in marketing.
	You're investing for an outcome of people taking the vaccine.
	And then the government is now deciding, oh, well, we need to target...
	You can't even go to Google anymore and say, let me target white people!
	You can't do...
	I don't think you can do that.
	I thought they outlawed it.
	You can't say, oh, I just want white people!
	Or at least they don't talk about it that way.
	But the money, where's it going?
	Of course, it's got to go to their broadcast partners.
	And we have an exclusive announcement for NBC's Roll Up Your Sleeves vaccination special airing this weekend.
	President Joe Biden, former president and first lady...
	Barack Michelle Obama and Dr.
	Anthony Fauci, they're all slated to join in on the televised vaccine event.
	It'll be hosted by Grammy-winning recording artist Ciara and her husband, the quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks, Russell Wilson.
	Roll Up Your Sleeves will be an hour-long show with the aim to inform viewers and encourage folks to go out and get their COVID vaccine.
	The special will have everybody's on the Look at that.
	It's a star-studded lineup.
	I'll name a few.
	Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, Faith Hill, Matthew McConaughey, Sterling K. Brown.
	We've got Billy Crystal, Wanda Sykes.
	Who's not there?
	Ken Jeong.
	I should do that.
	It'd be quicker.
	Shaq, Charles Barkley, among so many others.
	Roll Up Your Sleeves airs Sunday at 7 p.m.
	right here on NBC. And for more information on when and where and how you can sign up to receive your COVID vaccine, we encourage you to head over to planyourvaccine.com.
	Yes, planyourvaccine.com, where Walmart is prominently displayed.
	Walmart is also underwriting the special.
	So NBC, I guarantee you that they're taking some of that $3 billion investment to invest in America to make sure we roll up our sleeves with a whole bunch of celebrities.
	But this does present a small problem for NBC, you know, because they've got a lot of problems.
	What are we going to do about Johnson& Johnson?
	Because no one's going to want to talk about them on the special.
	Well, send our doctor over to CNBC and say something nice.
	The adenovector that J&J is using has been used on a lot of different vaccines in the past, Dr.
	Patel.
	So a lot of people took solace in that, that it had been a tried and true method.
	Is this surprising that this is happening with this particular vaccine, COVID vaccine?
	It is surprising.
	By the way, I didn't know that.
	I didn't know that.
	And, of course, I even said, just because it felt better, that the method of adrenovirus that is deemed incredibly safe.
	I knew it was safe, but the way this guy's making it sound, it's like, wow, this is crazy that something's happening because this has never happened before.
	Was that your impression of the Johnson& Johnson?
	Isn't that what he said?
	Right, but I didn't know that.
	You didn't know what?
	I didn't know that it was super safe, that this adrenovirus...
	Well, yeah, it's established.
	That's why they broke through the Ebola problem.
	Ah, okay.
	That's why nobody talks about that much.
	Vaccine?
	COVID vaccine?
	It is surprising, and I think that just as we're getting emerging details, you know, the FDA issued a brief statement with more details later today.
	We've seen six cases that they're scrutinizing, which seems similar in detail, looking at further detail, to cases that we've seen similar to AstraZeneca, where it mimics kind of what we call heparin-induced thrombocytopenia, which is just a complicated kind of clotting mechanism that is not seen with, to your point, kind of the adenovirus vaccine.
	I will say this.
	It's shocking and hard to believe that there is such a strong link of causality that these vaccines cause these clots.
	But, you know, again, I guess...
	I have not even seen any studies.
	That's an outright lie.
	Causality that these vaccines cause these clots.
	But, you know, again, I guess I would only, to people who have had the J&J vaccine, the only solace I would tell you is that these six cases.
	Solace?
	Still trying to work through details, but it appears that these.
	She feels bad for the company.
	She feels bad for Johnson& Johnson getting screwed in this deal by Pfizer.
	Clots were seen early, and so this is something that I know that I actually have patients scheduled today to get the vaccine, but obviously we're pausing all around the country.
	And it's going to be hard as we see more supply of Pfizer and Moderna to...
	To walk this back, if you look at what's happened in the rest of the world with AstraZeneca.
	Who is this woman?
	Patel.
	She's the NBC doctor.
	She's the expert.
	She's sent in to send these messages.
	She's marketing.
	She's just a liar.
	Marketing!
	It was a devastating blow to the J&J vaccine.
	Devastating, devastating blow.
	Well, we hope you get back on your feet, J&J. We'll take your money.
	In the meantime, back to Floor Wax.
	So, this being CNBC, no one really cares about the losers.
	Everything goes up at CNBC. We've got to talk to the winners, the darling.
	Yes, let's go to the CEO of Moderna.
	This is the company.
	This is the future of medicine, ladies and gentlemen.
	But...
	You've got a shit product, man!
	You're solving stuff!
	If you've got a vaccine that works, then it's one and done, or two and done.
	How are you going to make money?
	Is there a financial future for your company?
	Should investors increase what they think about sales, given what you said about the next six months potentially, but also based on your timeline for now for full approval for the vaccine, as well as the idea that pricing pressure has largely gone away, one of the worries of the bear case for Moderna?
	Yeah, I think the most important piece for me is the boost.
	I know some investors have not believed we're going to be selling boost next year and in 23 and in 24.
	But I'm going to show you analysts wrong.
	We'll be boosting.
	We'll be boosting every six months.
	We'll be boosting.
	I mean, it's disgusting.
	This guy is sitting here and saying about his revolutionary technology...
	You guys, we're so off.
	We'll be boosting.
	We'll be boosting every six months.
	We'll be putting shots in arms, rolling up the sleeves and boosting.
	I know some investors have not believed we're going to be selling boost next year and in 23 and in 24.
	This virus, as I've said before, and many epidemiologists have said, is not going away.
	It is not leading the planet.
	We have to live with it.
	I'm going to live with it like we flew.
	We're going to get annual boosting.
	I anticipate that in the next year or so, we're going to see a lot of variants.
	But as more and more people get vaccinated or naturally infected, the pace of a variant is going to slow down and the virus is going to stabilize, like you see with flu.
	And so what we're trying to do at Moderna, actually, is to get a flu vaccine in the clinic this year.
	And then combine our flu vaccine to our COVID vaccine so that you only have to get one boost at your local CVS store at your GP every year.
	That will protect you to the variant of concern against COVID. We believe we can get a high-efficacy flu vaccine.
	As you know, the flu vaccines today, in good years, have 60% efficacy.
	In bad years, it's down to 30%, 40%.
	Which is, by the way, why many people don't take their flu shots.
	And we believe we should be able to get a high-efficacy flu vaccines combined in the same shot with the COVID variants, high-efficacy, so that you can take one dose and then have a nice winter.
	They're going to be trying to find a CEO that can speak a little English.
	This is such a scam.
	One is that they have been right, you know, I've wondered how they're going to do this because Pfizer can't really go in.
	They've gone after the other competition and done a great job.
	In fact, I will mention this.
	I do have three clips, by the way.
	But I will mention this.
	I'm watching PBS NewsHour and they're going through their sponsors.
	Guess what news sponsor?
	They all of a sudden, out of the blue, I've never seen this before.
	At PBS NewsHour?
	Johnson& Johnson.
	Ah!
	The counter-marketing's in play.
	And this was PBS? Yeah, PBS NewsHour with Judy.
	They still didn't help the story.
	The story that Judy played was still kind of a negative piece.
	But before I go there, I want to mention...
	The way that Pfizer's been taken out as competition with all this negative press and this bullcrap situation.
	By the way, those six women were all women.
	They were all from 18 to 35, some small range of ages.
	They were all in birth control.
	And so they're thinking there might be some connection.
	Yes.
	But they can't take out Moderna because it's the same exact technology.
	Right.
	Right.
	So what they're doing instead is they're doing hit pieces on Moderna.
	I think you just played one.
	Yes, because Pfizer has licensed the technology and now they need to take out the mothership.
	So the hit pieces are all on Moderna's viability as a company itself.
	Nailed it.
	Nailed it.
	This is why there's two of us.
	One reason.
	The other one is to interrupt.
	Wow, a good one.
	So they're trying to take them out as a company, just take them out of business.
	And so there's all these hit pieces that I've been noticing.
	It's like, oh, Moderna, they're lucky to be alive as a company.
	Oh, it's just that you can't make money doing vaccines was my favorite one that I read recently.
	And Moderna is, they're not even a vaccine company and they're trying to make money.
	They're a lost cause.
	I read that too.
	Meanwhile, I want to play the mainstream media approaches to this.
	I have three clips.
	All right.
	One from PBS, which is now sponsored by Johnson& Johnson.
	This is so good.
	I love this.
	It's the vaccine wars, baby.
	And here's this, I think, it says L&L update.
	PBS. It's all misspelled.
	That's all right.
	Here we go.
	An advisory panel to the CDC made no decision today on resuming the use of Johnson& Johnson's COVID vaccine.
	The group asked for more data on rare blood clots and will reconvene in a week or 10 days.
	At the same time, public health leaders insisted there's plenty of other vaccine to go around.
	We have more than enough supply of Pfizer and Moderna vaccines to continue the current pace of vaccinations, meet the president's goal of 200 million shots by his 100th day in office, and continue to reach every adult who wants to be vaccinated by the end of May.
	So that piece, that 37 seconds that you just heard, in the news business, television news business, we call that having your cake and eating it too.
	Well, they've soft-pedaled it a little bit.
	They couldn't do the job.
	Well, they got the money from J&J. Yeah, they got their money from J&J. Yeah, so they got their money, they got the cake, and they still get to eat it by saying, well, you know, it's not the best.
	It's dynamite.
	It was pretty dubious.
	But I'm sure it could have been worse because here's NPR who went right after J&J. Let me see.
	NPR after J&J. Yes, I got it.
	The head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta says she's not certain federal officials have ID'd all the cases of severe blood clots in people who received the Johnson& Johnson COVID-19 vaccine.
	Member Station WABE in Atlanta Sam Whitehead reports Dr.
	Rochelle Walensky is calling on Americans to report any adverse events.
	Walensky says, so far, federal officials have found only six cases of the severe blood clots, with more than 7.2 million doses of the J&J vaccine administered.
	Right now, we believe these events to be extremely rare.
	But we are also not yet certain we have heard about all possible cases, as this syndrome may not be easily recognized as one associated with the vaccine.
	Walensky says vaccine recipients and providers should be on the lookout for these events and report them to the CDC and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
	Both agencies are currently reviewing the incidents to determine whether they were caused by the J&J shot.
	Hey, don't look at Norway.
	Don't look at Denmark.
	Don't look at Finland.
	Don't look at the Netherlands.
	Don't look anywhere else for your data, your data, or your science.
	Don't wait for the science there.
	Okay.
	And I'm reminded of the last you were on vacation when I did the last Horowitz show.
	Before you say that, can we just stop for a second and just pause?
	That there are people to this day who are so elated about receiving their vaccination.
	How can you, as any consumer of any product, hear these reports and think, I'm still super excited?
	I mean, that is some massive mind control, John.
	They're doing a great job.
	It's really impressive.
	I'm blown away.
	I mean, any other product, you'd be like, well, I'll wait until I know if all the products are safe.
	You know, the wheel might fall off of that one.
	I don't know.
	It's crazy.
	No, no, no.
	They've gone...
	Full on.
	They nailed it.
	I don't know how they've done it.
	It's a spell.
	It's a mass hysteria.
	I've discussed this before.
	Now, so let's...
	I'm going to just...
	Horowitz got his second shot.
	Yes.
	Already feverish, arm hurts.
	He's getting sick.
	He's dizzy.
	He's got all these things.
	He says, you know what?
	He says, I am not going to get any more shots if there's boosters or anything in the future.
	These shots are horrible.
	It's miserable.
	And then he says, he knows two people who both got the Pfizer shot and that he knows personally just got the shot.
	One had a stroke.
	The other had an aneurysm.
	Wow.
	These are friends of his.
	And I said to him, of course, I said, where'd you get the shot?
	I said, don't worry, you're young.
	It probably won't happen to you.
	But I said...
	And I guarantee those two, your two friends, that will never get reported.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	It'll never be reported.
	Of course not.
	So we have all these people dropping dead after these shots, which happens a lot if you look at the reports of whatever that VAERS, that system is, where they're supposed to report everything.
	Yeah, VAERS. Yeah, the people are dropping dead left and right.
	Or this guy had a stroke.
	No, no.
	The blood clots from the J&J is all anyone wants to talk about in the news media.
	Of course.
	Well, hello!
	To prove that they're just reading blindly without thinking, I have a very short clip, and I want you to try to make sense of it.
	Okay.
	This is, the clip is called, I'm going to set it up so I'm going to tell you what the clip is so you can find it.
	It's bad NPR reading.
	Now this, when you listen to this at face value, they're slamming again as part of slamming Johnson& Johnson.
	But if you listen to this clip carefully, she's obviously paying no attention.
	They're not even paying attention to what they're reading.
	They're just reading blindly so you end up with a stupidity that makes zero sense when you hear it.
	Here we go.
	The State Department of Health says no South Dakotans have reported abnormal effects from the Johnson& Johnson vaccine.
	More than 15,000 South Dakotans have received the Johnson& Johnson vaccine.
	Roughly 303,000 people in the state have received at least one dose.
	Okay, so it was weird.
	It was like a backwards.
	Instead of saying 300,000 people have received a dose...
	This...
	I have no idea what this report...
	It was a bad report.
	I know exactly what it means.
	Okay.
	It's short enough.
	Play it again so everyone can get a clue what she said.
	The State Department of Health says no South Dakotans have reported abnormal effects from the Johnson& Johnson vaccine.
	More than 15,000 South Dakotans have received the Johnson& Johnson vaccine.
	Roughly 303,000 people in the state have received at least one dose.
	Because Johnson& Johnson is one dose only, so all the rest is Pfizer-Moderna?
	Exactly.
	15,000 people have received the Johnson& Johnson.
	The idiots.
	And 300,000 have received a Pfizer, one dose of the Pfizer or the Moderna.
	Put a yellow armband on those, please.
	Well, this, and so what you were talking about earlier, this is the new thing.
	Because now it's going to come out, it's in our favor.
	Instead of, did you get vaccinated?
	No, no, I had COVID. That's all you need to say.
	Because there's no way to track it.
	There was no registration.
	Oh no, I had it.
	I'm fine.
	I had it.
	Got passed.
	Don't need it.
	And that eliminates everything.
	It eliminates all questions.
	Well, it makes no sense if I had it to get a vaccine.
	And by the way, that's kind of the problem.
	So no, no, no, no.
	I'm not going to take it.
	Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
	Where does it all come from?
	I find it distressing, going back to the original premise of this segment, I find it extremely distressing that someone would ask you if you got the vax.
	Tina and I talked about this.
	People have no shame in asking that.
	But it was not...
	To shame us.
	I didn't get that feeling once.
	It was more like, did you do that too?
	And I think most of the people had already had it, and they had gotten the vaccine.
	Yeah, I think so too.
	One of them was a chef.
	One of them was a chef, actually, so I kind of understand, you know, that, yeah, I kind of understand where that comes from in the public sector.
	It's just a big hassle.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you don't want to be Typhoid Mary.
	Right.
	So, a couple of our producers, independently, had a lot of time on their hands while we had our two shows off.
	And thank you again to David Orcutz or Rupin Waffles for Adam's stories.
	And your climate special was thoroughly enjoyed.
	I got a lot of positive feedback.
	I don't know if you got the same, but I think a lot of people really enjoyed that one.
	The climate crisis special?
	Yes, it was quite fun to do.
	Thanks to the new database.
	Yes.
	The free search tool everything is what it's called.
	So a couple of producers were going back in the archives.
	Well, there's one clip I want to play now.
	And it pertains to really the last year that we've been through.
	But what we were talking about in May of 20...
	Let me see what this is.
	This is episode 592.
	So this is a while back.
	And you'll hear some differences in everything.
	And I think this was...
	Let me see.
	We were talking about...
	Yeah, this is 2014.
	We were talking about unemployment and how...
	And it's interesting because we weren't even really talking...
	It wasn't so much front of mind, but you'll hear us talk about China and manufacturing.
	And the question arose to what...
	We were already then...
	Now this is, what, 2014?
	That's seven years ago.
	We were recognizing the problems that would take place in today's age.
	Where you have kids coming out of school with degrees in nothing.
	There's nothing to do.
	There's no real jobs except service sector jobs.
	And we came to some interesting conclusions and predictions for the future.
	I mean, this can't be hard to look at and predict nothing but darkness.
	You know what?
	I should have done one of these.
	There we go.
	Let me just make you feel a little better about it.
	I mean, this can't be hard to look at and predict...
	Nothing but darkness.
	What is going to happen?
	Is this because we have the industrial period is over and we just have a bunch of people who don't fit in with the new hipster model?
	What is going to happen?
	Where are the jobs going to come from for these people?
	They're not.
	So then we need to have a war.
	Yeah.
	That is what the elites have always done.
	Yeah, they've got to wipe these people out.
	Because they've already restructured the whole world, essentially, so all the manufacturing is in China, in parts of Mexico, and here and there.
	I mean, it's scattered around.
	But China's the one who's got the fancy factories that can really crank stuff out.
	I mean, they're astonishing.
	Right.
	But you have all these.
	There's no more factories.
	I always reminisce.
	I tell stories about when I worked at a factory.
	I worked at a bunch of factories.
	When I was in school, when I was in high school, I had summer jobs.
	I'd come out with a lot of money.
	Kids were buying cars with their own money because of what they could do in the summertime.
	We saved our money.
	And you could do all that, but you can't do any of that now, and you can't lecture people about it, and you can't listen to right-wing talk shows.
	Go get a job!
	Go get a job doing what?
	McDonald's, you have to wait in line to get a job there, and that's all you're doing is taking the lowest possible wage.
	You're not making anything at that place.
	You're used to work at a factory and make real money.
	I hear Costco is a great place to work.
	Costco, right.
	That's what the president said.
	If you're trying to get a job at Costco, you can't do it.
	Good luck, yeah.
	Well, then I would say the only other way to do it is we have to have some kind of pandemic.
	We have to kill people in another way.
	They've tried to do that with slipping in the bird flu.
	Remember that one?
	That's my favorite.
	From the future?
	Hello?
	And that's what it looks like with these vaccines to me.
	I mean, the whole thing.
	The pandemic.
	You know, is the vaccine meant to kill people?
	Nah, probably not.
	You know, but will it kill a lot of people?
	Yeah!
	Probably will.
	You know, a lot of people die just out of anxiety.
	Small potatoes compared to one nuclear discharge in a major metropolitan area.
	Yeah, but that's so messy.
	That's messy.
	You don't want that.
	Yeah, it's probably better to do it slow.
	Yeah!
	Are you kidding me?
	You don't want to do anything like that.
	All right, let's check.
	Wait, before you go on, since you mentioned China, that China was mentioned in that little clip, I want to play this clip.
	This is the little known, this was on NPR, so it's played some places, so I guess the cognizante liberals that listen to NPR all the time know about this, and they're probably happy about it, but I'm not.
	This is the story, China imports flooding, flooding the United States.
	America's busiest cargo port saw record traffic for the month of March as demand for Asian imports continues to grow.
	NPR's Scott Horsley reports it's just one example of the pressure that supply chains are facing throughout the country.
	Gene Soroka, who oversees the Port of Los Angeles, calls it March Madness.
	More than 957,000 cargo containers passed through the port last month, enough to stretch from L.A. to New York and halfway back again.
	This is an import surge based on a pandemic-induced buying pattern by the American consumer that we've never seen before.
	With warehouses already bursting, cargo is waiting days to leave the port.
	But truck drivers and longshoremen are whittling away at the backlog.
	Wait times are down since February.
	Much less cargo is being shipped the other way across the Pacific.
	Nearly three out of four containers leaving Los Angeles for Asia are empty.
	Yeah, mission accomplished.
	Mission accomplished.
	Well done, China.
	Mission accomplished.
	How about the chips?
	Are they sending us chips or just bullcrap?
	Just plastic?
	Oh, well, I've got a chip report now that you mention it.
	Well, since we're doing China, give me a chip report.
	Chip shortage on another NPR report.
	Automaker Ford has announced additional plant shutdowns due to the global semiconductor shortage.
	Five of its facilities in the U.S. and one in Turkey will be shuttered temporarily.
	Number two, U.S. automaker did not provide information on how many vehicles could be on hold due to the latest stop-downs, but said it will provide more information on the effects of the computer chip shortage when it releases quarterly earnings numbers later this month.
	You know what's so interesting?
	Is we can't...
	Yes?
	Not to interrupt you, but...
	Go ahead, go ahead.
	How are we flooding the country with cargo containers filled with every piece of junk you can imagine all being manufactured in China?
	But selectively, selectively, we can't make these chips.
	No, it's even worse.
	If you're an American car manufacturer, no chips for you.
	If you're Apple, oh, we've got a spring event coming up!
	New devices!
	Yeah!
	Chinese collaborators.
	Apple's high on the list of companies that are no good.
	They should be on our Freedom List.
	Oh, FreedomList.io is expanded, since you're talking about it.
	I can tell you right now.
	And it is FreedomList.io.
	Currently, Airbnb, Amazon, Apple, Atlassian, Ben& Jerry's, BMW, Coca-Cola, Colgate, Palmolive, that's Australia, Delta Airlines, Facebook, Gillette, Goodyear, Google, IBM, Lyft, MasterCard, McDonald's, NBA, Netflix, NFL, Nissan, Nike, Spotify, Uber, Unilever, and Visa.
	Spotify?
	Absolutely.
	They're all in.
	They're all in on it.
	These are the companies that are having meetings with the government about what we're going to do about racist Republicans.
	They're not saying Republicans, but that's what they mean.
	No, that's what they mean.
	Why don't they just cut through the crap and say, what are we going to do about Republicans?
	So, there was this kind of weird couple on vacation.
	They, you know, like older millennials.
	Spooks?
	Actually, I didn't say this to Tina, but I thought that they're like creepy swingers was kind of my idea.
	Oh, that could be.
	The swingers are creepy.
	But then, you know, I overheard...
	No offense to the swingers who listen to our show, of course.
	No, but she's...
	I was like, I got an odd vibe from them.
	And she said, nah, they're not even related.
	You know, there's no touching, there's no love there.
	I said, okay, somebody on a business trip.
	Um...
	And, I don't know, just a weird vibe.
	Anyway, so at one point, almost the last day, they're sitting near us at the pool, and they said hi.
	I was like, just strike up a conversation.
	Where are you from?
	San Diego.
	San Diego.
	Okay.
	And I can't remember exactly what happened, but within, I'd say, five minutes, when we were talking about the homeless, And about community and how Austin, you know, because I have a whole rap on how housing doesn't restore it.
	You need housing and community.
	And then all of a sudden the guy's like, yeah, well if only we could figure out how it works with community with the white supremacists.
	And I'm like, okay.
	And then they yap and then he says, yeah, you know, probably having sex with your cousin doesn't help.
	I'm like, okay, I'm putting my headphones on.
	I got a podcast to listen to.
	And again, it's San Diego.
	San Diego, there's something wrong with the people there.
	This is not normal behavior from intelligent people to speak like this.
	Anyway.
	Wow!
	Yeah.
	You know, this reminds me, I've heard something similar to this, and now that you bring it up, I'm sorry it's not more front of mind, because I'd be able to back you up on this, but something like that is going on.
	Yeah.
	And it's mind-controlled.
	It's a lot of South hate, too.
	Yes, I think that's true.
	But these people are mind-controlled into believing that there is just a large contingent of white supremacists probably infiltrated the cops everywhere, going around killing black people and trying to overthrow the government.
	And Trump is still running the show.
	And it just spilled out, you know?
	It's like, this outside is beautiful.
	There's a sea.
	Hey, how you doing?
	Like, ah, white supremacist!
	Woo!
	Brother, slow down.
	Go back to swinging.
	Something else.
	Yeah, you know, yeah, this is bad because people are supposed to be on vacation.
	They're in the nice, you know, sunny part of the world and they're spewing this stuff.
	It's very strange.
	Yeah, discouraging.
	So, again, part of the, we don't want to be anywhere near people like this and if they're moving to Austin, bye-bye.
	A lot of people, now that Prince Philip passed away while we were on vacation...
	That was the big news that we couldn't cover.
	I'm surprised people didn't ask us to do a special.
	It was interesting because the BBC got, I think, hundreds of thousands of complaints about their coverage.
	They were like...
	Hey, hey, hey, it's the final of the Great British Bake Off.
	You're interrupting our programming with Prince Philip.
	And you have a point.
	Of course they have a point.
	Who gives a crap?
	But, you know, the BBC has a, you know, we used to have that in the Netherlands when the royal family dies, there's a case.
	And the case has instructions and the order of which music is to be played and all this stuff.
	And so a lot of people emailed about how he said that if he died, he wanted to come back as a virus to kill people, to kill off the population.
	What?
	Yeah, we've talked about this in the past.
	I can remember this.
	Yeah, we have.
	Now, he never said this, but he did write in his 1986 book, People as Animals, and I quote from the book, In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus to contribute something to solving overpopulation.
	And of course, I was looking for a clip because I knew we discussed this.
	And I'm like, if we talked about this, then there's a clip.
	And there is a clip of Prince Philip from 1984.
	It's not this.
	As I said, it was written in his book.
	But you can kind of hear that this was his thinking.
	What do you think are the most serious issues faced by conservationists and World Wildlife Fund over the next 20 years or so?
	95% of the whole of the Atlantic rainforest in Brazil has disappeared in the last 100 years.
	There is simply nowhere for these animals to live.
	At the basis of it all is this colossal increase in the human population.
	It's one of the living species of the planet, but it's reaching plague proportions.
	Just adding that to the mix of how these people think.
	Oh, hold on a sec.
	That explains why his son is such a nut just like that.
	Yes, yes, of course.
	He got it from the old man.
	I got it by watching you, okay?
	Wow.
	Mm-hmm.
	I never could figure out why.
	What's his name?
	Charles.
	Next King?
	Charles.
	Charles.
	I never could.
	I've just listened to Charles on and off, and he sounds like a lunatic.
	He sounds like one of those British nutballs who just talks about, you know, the planet, the population.
	The way he speaks, it just sounds like he's an idiot.
	And I never figured out where he got this from.
	And now I realize that's where he got it from.
	It's genetic, baby.
	It's genetic.
	The old man was just, obviously, you know, he was his father and he drummed it into him.
	You know, I don't want to sound...
	Bigoted, but it's the Germans, you know?
	Okay, don't sound bigoted, but tell us how you feel.
	Well, it's the old German bloodlines.
	That's what those guys were all about.
	And we know that this huge group, many of whom are still alive today and advising the Biden government, Biden himself, these are population bomb people.
	They truly, truly, if you think it's Have you seen one photo of Prince Charles with Meghan Markle?
	I don't know.
	Could be.
	Could not be.
	I don't know.
	What I was going to say is, when you look at these people who are mind-controlled into believing that you need a vaccine after you've had COVID, who believe that there's this huge group of people trying to overthrow the government at every state level who are killing black people everywhere— Then it's not too hard to think that a bunch of douchebag elitists amongst themselves can believe that population is the problem and we've got to kill people.
	And just looking at Bill Gates, please, can we just reset our frame of reference?
	The guy looks like a lunatic.
	He talks like a lunatic.
	He's like a mad scientist.
	He could be dangerous.
	We all think he's cute.
	No, these are population destruction people.
	He boasts about it.
	And we're just...
	Yes, you're right.
	I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying.
	And they're prevalent everywhere.
	And they will not stop until they kill you.
	And they kill you with...
	It's not even the vaccine.
	California is...
	Ramping up again.
	COVID cases are rising in well over half the nation.
	Variants spreading fast in parts of Massachusetts and Ohio.
	While a new double mutant strain...
	Double mutant!
	Actually, I played that out of order.
	I want to go back to the elites for a second.
	The elites, truly, and I'm talking about the identifiable elites.
	Charles, Philip, these are all obvious ones.
	But so is Boris Johnson.
	He also wants people dead.
	And we know what makes people die.
	And this is what he says is working.
	And it's not the vaccine.
	It is very, very important for everybody to understand that the reduction in these numbers in hospitalizations and in deaths and in infections has not been achieved by the vaccination program.
	No, they don't work.
	People don't, I think, appreciate that it's the lockdown that has been overwhelmingly important in delivering this improvement in the pandemic and in the figures that we're seeing.
	And so, yes, of course, the vaccination program has helped, but the bulk of the work in reducing the disease has been done by the lockdown.
	This guy is evil.
	Yes, go ahead.
	Well, I'm going to say, this is bullcrap.
	The WHO guy came out and said the worst thing you can do is these lockdowns.
	But, again, WHO guy, not an elite.
	Boris Johnson, elite.
	Boris Johnson wants more lockdowns because that's what truly kills economy, kills business, and kills people.
	And I can't read it any other way now.
	He wants this, and so does his butt brother over there in Canada.
	I think it's really important that we work from facts and understanding of the science around things.
	We know, for example, that the UK is ahead of just about everybody else on vaccinations, and yet they maintain very strong restrictions and are facing a very serious third wave.
	Vaccinations on their own are not enough to keep us safe.
	We need to engage in the right kinds of behaviors, do things that the conservatives aren't always good at, like wearing masks, keeping distances, and obeying public health rules.
	So we know it doesn't really work.
	No, please, keep your mask on so you have oxygen deficiency.
	Keep being afraid so it heightens your anxiety, propagates the mass hysteria, as you would call it, the mass hysteria.
	The spell, continue the spell of this.
	This is really, you're making, you're depressing me.
	No, I can do better.
	I can do better.
	Let's go after kids!
	Now, we have emergency youth authorization for all of these vaccines, 18 years and older.
	Now remember, we've got a short window of time here, people.
	There's more sales to be had.
	Look, so why do we kill some people with opioids?
	Back on the stick, bitches!
	Let's sell it to kids!
	What about kids?
	If Pfizer, which asks the FDA for an emergency use authorization to put vaccines in the arms of 12-year-olds, if they get...
	And how...
	That's a...
	Okay.
	That is a Nazi.
	To put vaccines in the arms of 12-year-olds!
	Hmm!
	I have read these words describing, what was it, Mengele.
	Mengele, Hitler's doctor.
	This is the same words.
	What about kids?
	If Pfizer, which asks the FDA for emergency use authorization to put vaccines in the arms of 12-year-olds, if they get that, would you mandate that for kids to go back to school?
	Yes!
	Yes!
	We're not having conversations around mandates.
	What we are trying to do, though, is to make it easier for people to access vaccines.
	And I think parents understand.
	But why not?
	Schools mandate vaccines for other things with children.
	Right.
	And the schools may well do that.
	At this juncture, we are not having that conversation.
	I can tell you this.
	We have continued to have good mitigation policies.
	We've continued to move shots in arms.
	And that's all despite the fact that I've got a reduced set of powers because of the antagonism from my own legislature.
	And so there's not a conversation on that front.
	But we are encouraging schools to move forward, to take a pause right now and to promulgate policies to keep their students and their staff safe.
	So that's Michigan.
	Now, Whitmer, we need to do this everywhere.
	Let's go to another state.
	How about your backyard?
	Let's talk to this California state superintendent.
	Let's put shots into arms of children.
	In terms of staying open, as I asked Governor Whitmer, Pfizer has requested FDA approval to give their vaccine to 12-year-olds and up.
	The CDC director is hopeful kids will return for in-person instruction in the fall.
	Will they do that in California, and will you mandate the vaccine?
	Well, this week, our vaccines will now have eligibility for anyone 16 and over.
	And so we know that will be important as we look to see more increases of schools that open for our high school age.
	By the way, what he just said there is very interesting.
	Again, the emergency use authorization is 18 and over.
	The state just said, oh, if you're 16 and older, you can go get it.
	There's no mention of it not being appropriate or having emergency use authorization for 16, as far as I know.
	Interesting.
	But it's not mandated for them.
	Well, our governor hasn't mandated that, but, you know, making vaccines available has been a game changer in our state.
	We've just surpassed providing 22 million vaccine doses in our state, more than 400,000 to our educator workforce.
	And so these are the keys that allow us to get our schools open and keep them safe.
	Of course, we need everybody to continue to wear a mask.
	Oh, yeah.
	Of course.
	And as we monitor these variants to make sure that we can stay safely in our schools.
	Will you consider it?
	Well, my office doesn't have the power to mandate.
	We have a thousand school districts in our state.
	But you have the power to consider it.
	This is, again, a Pfizer marketing segment.
	I can't see it any other way.
	What is this woman?
	Who is she?
	What is she up to?
	You have the power to consider it.
	This is Margaret Brennan from CBS doing a Pfizer pitch.
	She has gone downhill.
	Unfortunately, I do have the power to recommend using things like vaccines and COVID. It's almost like she was paid to force this guy to say, yeah, I could get the power.
	It's like, why don't you have the power?
	You need the power.
	You need the mandate.
	She's just pressing.
	We need the mandate for children.
	You know, these are ultimately individual choices that our families are going to have to make about whether or not their children will take the vaccine.
	All right, now comes the most important one, for a reason.
	This is the former FDA commissioner, Dr.
	Scott Godlieb, who shows up everywhere, and he also has his opinion, and he's on opinion shows and being brought in as someone who has expertise in the field.
	Both the governor and the California school superintendent were reluctant to embrace the idea of a mandate for a COVID vaccine for kids.
	Why?
	You have to be vaccinated to go to school in most states.
	Why should COVID be any different?
	Look, people have come to accept the other vaccines in the pediatric schedule that you referenced, measles, mumps, rubella, flu vaccines.
	I think this is novel.
	I think issues around COVID have become an unfortunate political flashpoint in this country.
	And I think you're going to see governors across the political spectrum be reluctant to mandate it, in part because they know if they step into this debate and impose mandates, that's going to engender more opposition.
	So they're likely to leave it up to local districts, at least to start the year.
	I think what's going to happen is if you see outbreaks in local communities, there'll be pressure for local school boards to mandate the vaccine.
	And I think you're also, unfortunately, in some communities, probably going to see fights among parents trying to influence local school boards to mandate vaccination or local health districts to mandate vaccination among kids.
	So this is going to play out at a local level.
	Hopefully we enter into the school year where enough adults are vaccinated that we don't see outbreaks in the schools.
	Again, the community spread is the best predictor of what happens in the schools.
	And if you look at the data out of Israel, you're seeing cases come down substantially among kids below the age of 16, not because they're vaccinated, but because their parents are vaccinated, so they're not bringing the infection into the schools.
	This is very important for a number of reasons, journalistically most importantly.
	So Scott Gottlieb, the former FDA commissioner, is basically advocating for this.
	He talks about the way it'll most likely play out, you know, instead of doing a thing from the top down.
	You would kind of call it the marketing plan, how we're going to get this solidified.
	Well, who is Scott Gottlieb really?
	He talked about that survey in Israel, which was a survey that showed that the Pfizer, as you know, has made Israel a huge testing ground.
	The Pfizer vaccine...
	Doesn't seem to do so well with variants or mutants.
	In fact, people have an eight times higher likelihood of getting infected by a mutant if they've had the Pfizer vaccine.
	Not a peer-reviewed study, but it has been published.
	And he was on CNBC talking about that.
	Again, the guy who is going to somehow help mandate your child to get this vaccine for school.
	And this is what I heard from him on CNBC. In this study that you're talking about involved the Pfizer vaccine, I'm on the board of Pfizer, of course.
	Can you believe this?
	CBS is putting on the board member of Pfizer to talk about the rollout.
	Well, she obviously mentioned that he was a board member.
	Nah, I didn't hear it.
	I'm sorry, I think I broke the bell.
	I'm going to go back and find that report.
	If CBS put this guy on, a board member of Pfizer, and never once mentioned it, especially during the intros where it would have been mentioned, I'm appalled.
	I've never used the word appalled before on this show.
	I think you're correct.
	It's unique.
	This is, he's on every show.
	Oh, former FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb.
	He is on the board of directors of Pfizer.
	I can't breathe when I see this stuff.
	That's just, I mean, are two old podcasters the only ones to point out the obvious?
	Yes.
	This is how bad it's gotten.
	My, oh my, oh my.
	The news media doesn't care.
	They're bought and sold by the drug companies and Pfizer being number one with Lipitor and Viagra, whatever you call it.
	Those two drugs, that pays the bills for everybody.
	Yeah.
	Whatever Pfizer says goes.
	Yeah.
	They rule.
	Hey, by the way, you don't want to mess with the guys who give you the boner meds.
	They're probably up there going like, if you guys don't let us do this vaccine, we're going to turn off the supply of Viagra to the whole country.
	Can you imagine?
	It's an extortion game.
	They're really turning off the advertising dollars.
	That's what it is.
	No one cares about anything.
	No one cares about the ad dollars.
	Alright, let's just check in with an old favorite.
	Also one of these...
	I mean, I think this guy is just...
	He's the heat-seeking missile.
	He just keeps on doing it.
	No, he's not the...
	He's more like...
	Just throws these big bombs all over the place.
	And the media still lets this guy get away.
	I'm talking about Michael Osterholm.
	This is the guy who's on...
	Oh, your buddy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is the guy I met over a year ago at Joe Rogan's studio.
	Yeah, you've had nothing but talking about...
	The old term would be you've had nothing but a hard-on for this guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, to coin a phrase.
	Yeah.
	Thanks.
	Phrase.
	Smooth, smooth.
	Smooth transition.
	Yeah, like a nice callback.
	Good one.
	It's like a segway.
	Or if we were doing a Morning Ju radio show, Hey-oh!
	Yeah, I know.
	We'd be good at that.
	Uh-oh.
	We just need the girl.
	We need one girl.
	I think Jennifer would be fine.
	Dame Jennifer could do the traffic and weather.
	Then we need the gay Hollywood reporter.
	Showbiz reporter.
	The gay showbiz reporter.
	And we need a black guy to do sports.
	No, no, no.
	We need a black guy to do sports.
	Mo, Mo.
	Those are the big, those are the shows that are the big, big audience.
	Hey, hey, hey, we can do a black guy to do sports.
	We can do a big audience.
	Ex-jock.
	Either ex-jock or really small guys always wanted to be a jock.
	Waterboy.
	A small black guy.
	Damn.
	And then we need to get some character to show up.
	You know, like some crazy guy.
	Yeah, we make a lot of money.
	Oh, yeah.
	Woo!
	We make so much dough.
	Radio guys I know are like $30,000 a year now.
	Radio is so good.
	It's a shame because they used to make a quarter, three quarters of a million dollars back...
	10, 20 years ago.
	80s and 90s, yeah, definitely.
	New York City, $400,000, $500,000 if you're in a morning drive, afternoon drive.
	You're Scott Shannon, you get a couple million.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hmm.
	Anyway, so Osterholm, back to him, who we called out for bullcrap right away with his two and a half million people, and he just keeps coming back, and now he's on the Biden team, and he's advising.
	And so finally, you know, after he keeps saying, oh, the hurricane, the tornado, we're in the mouth of the monster.
	Wait, didn't we have the monster clip last time?
	Let me listen to this.
	I think we had the...
	Yeah, yeah.
	Walking into the mouth of the monster.
	This is the last show.
	This P-117 surge is going to happen.
	It's not an issue of if.
	It's going to happen.
	And if you follow what we've seen in the past year, the upper Midwest and the Northeast lights up first.
	They have the first set of cases, and then the southern Sunbelt states light up next.
	Even though we're seeing few cases in that area...
	Mark my word, in the next six to eight weeks, we're going to see that area light up, too.
	We need to get more vaccine out.
	That's the key message right now.
	You know, Allison, I take no comfort at all, but I'm telling you right now, as you just said, we are just beginning this surge, and denying it is not going to help us.
	We are walking into the mouth of this virus monster.
	Okay, so that's how he's been talking for this year.
	So meet the press.
	Finally calls him out on it.
	Dr.
	Osterholm, the last time you were on, the metaphor was we were in the eye of the hurricane, that basically things were looking, felt rosy, and you said, hey, this is going to get worse.
	Well, do you believe we're in the midst of this fourth surge, and are we still sitting on a Category 5, or do you think this is a manageable fourth surge?
	Well, thank you, Chuck, for having me again.
	First of all, let me say that at this time, we really are in a Category 5 hurricane status with regard to the rest of the world.
	So he doubles down.
	No, no, no.
	I don't know what numbers you're seeing, but the data I see clearly shows me the science that we're in the middle of the fourth surge, Chuck.
	What's wrong with you?
	I want to ask you about a mutation within these mutations.
	It's, I guess, nicknamed the EEC mutation.
	And I guess it's less like a variant, and it seems to be a calling card of these more virulent, I guess, more intense variants here.
	How concerned are you that this will get around our vaccines?
	Well, I'm concerned about all the variants.
	Before November, we really didn't understand that this virus would mutate as it does, and that in terms of its mutations, it can do one of three things.
	One, it can be much more infectious.
	Two, it can cause more severe illnesses.
	Or three, in some instances, it can actually evade the immune protection from the vaccine or from having previously been infected.
	The ick that you're talking about, that particular variant addition, is one that does evade the protection of the vaccine or natural infection.
	Not totally, but it surely compromises them.
	We're very worried about this.
	Oh yeah, of course!
	Because it's not going to work.
	Boosters, more vaccines.
	God, I'd love to know who's paying this guy.
	He's got some good deals.
	I think it must be...
	He may be agency now that I think about it.
	Because he's got book deals...
	Yeah, I get that vibe from him.
	Spook.
	Yeah, maybe.
	You know, the spooks would be smart.
	I mean, how else did he get on Rogan?
	Rogan's Booker is good, but we're talking over a year ago.
	This was right before it all started.
	I remember I traveled.
	I flew to L.A. So we weren't locked down or anything.
	People, I think, were, I think, yeah, people were wearing masks.
	No.
	No, there was no masks.
	No, it was pre-mask.
	No, it was pre-mask.
	PM. Remember those days, John?
	PM? Pre-mask?
	Year one.
	PT? Petard?
	And then we have, much to my dismay, well, actually, stop.
	We need to look at some notes from producers with some truth, because that's how it works on the No Agenda show.
	Vaccine Distribution Center, producer.
	I'm keeping everyone anonymous for obvious reasons.
	In an interesting turn of events, we cannot give away these vaccines now.
	We have our vaccine distribution person calling pharmacies, asking if they want more vaccines.
	It went from pharmacies calling and begging us for more.
	Now it's the opposite.
	Nobody wants the vaccine.
	It's hilarious.
	IBM.
	I was speaking with a client yesterday who informed me that his employer, IBM, has issued a mandate that no one is allowed to return to the office if that employee and the employee's children are not vaccinated.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	That's Ontario.
	I mean, this is disturbing.
	I'm going to read a note, too, from one of the producers.
	Good.
	My wife and I got the shot because she has a compromised, I'm not going to say who this is, John, a compromised immunity system and we are in our 70s.
	Well, it seems like a reason not to get the shot, but okay.
	24 hours after the second jab, her blood sugar level spiked.
	She has never had a problem before.
	She collapsed.
	I thought she was a goner.
	The EMTs checked her blood sugar and it was three times her normal...
	Her normal.
	And it took three days for her to recover.
	Wow.
	Of course, this is another one of these little anecdotes that, yeah, we have the six women who had the oddball blood clot, but these other things never get reported.
	I never heard of something like this.
	I never heard about a blood sugar spike.
	This is not a good thing to happen.
	Well, that sounds a bit like our buddy Bad Chad in Colorado, whose colleague EMT all of a sudden became a diabetic after the shot.
	Yeah, and is he still a diabetic?
	Oh yeah, but it's hardcore for the rest of his life.
	He's a diabetic.
	Well, this needs to be examined more than the blood clots.
	But that's Moderna.
	This blood clot is J&J, baby.
	Hello?
	I'm not examining anything that has to do with Pfizer.
	I think we're making the point very clear.
	Hashtag.
	Hashtag very clear.
	Okay, I think we're going to take our first break because it's now donations for three shows.
	It's going to be rather long and we're going to break everything up.
	So we have three breaks.
	Yeah, we've got three breaks.
	This is special, everybody.
	Alert the affiliates.
	We've got three breaks.
	So we'll be splitting things up, because we had a very special donation amount, and we definitely want to mention everyone who did elite donation.
	Elite.
	Elite.
	Elite nights.
	Elite nights.
	We've got all kinds of stuff to do.
	And I'm going to save my freedom passports for after break number one, but let's just wrap up what we have.
	Unless you have anything else to wrap up?
	No, I think I'm good.
	I think I'm going to grab a little thing here, and I'm going to...
	I was going to wrap it up with two more clips, but if you don't want them...
	What are these clips?
	Give me a teaser.
	I'm getting thirsty.
	Two clips.
	No, no, no.
	Hold on to it.
	You can do it.
	You can do it.
	Let's start with follow the money.
	Always fun to follow the money.
	We have the big bill, the big money.
	All the money's flowing through everybody.
	Where's it going?
	Through FEMA. How do you deal with FEMA? You fill out a form.
	They give you money.
	How do you get money?
	Well, you have to have someone who died.
	Okay.
	This is actually funny.
	This is unbelievable.
	This is in New York City.
	Congresswoman Sandy Cortez with Senator Chuck Schumer speaking to the poor people, how they can get their money and what they need to do.
	And so I'm very excited to say that today is the day the hotline is open and because that hotline is open you can call into FEMA and you can start this process today.
	Now we know here in New York How tough those early days were.
	We couldn't even get tests here early on.
	It was something that was for celebrities and the privileged in those very early days.
	And so Senator Schumer and I have been working with FEMA. We've been on the phone trying to get as flexible and accommodating circumstances as possible.
	So here's what families need to know.
	Your loved one should have COVID on their death certificate, anywhere listed on their death certificate, either as the primary or contributing cause of death.
	In those early days, though, we know that so many people, we didn't know what was COVID and what wasn't.
	And so there are several options available here.
	One is that you can go back to the institution that issued the death certificate, the hospital, the physician, etc., and you can have your death certificate edited in retrospect, knowing what we know now about COVID. So if your loved one's death certificate does not have COVID listed, you can have it put in.
	And since September, they've been listing COVID. But the problem, as the Congresswoman said, in the early days, they didn't even know what COVID was, so they didn't list it.
	And we're working to get that correct.
	Yes, so you can go to your institution and have it edited or in your conversations with FEMA. FEMA, we're also in conversations with FEMA to see what added flexibility that we can add there.
	This is a double scam because...
	Oh, and by the way, since everyone's grabbing, why shouldn't the poor people get to grab some FEMA money by editing, you know, whatever.
	I had COVID, here's your money.
	Do you know who really makes out?
	The hospitals!
	The hospitals would be happy to change that for you.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah, I remember.
	Clearly, that person had COVID. That's right, because ka-ching, ka-ching!
	More money coming in.
	Oh, we have a retroactive here.
	This was COVID, so, you know, that's $50,000 instead of $14,000.
	So it's just being stolen right in front of your very eyes.
	And it's so not true.
	We were complaining about how everything was being marked as COVID. Oh, fell down COVID. Motorcycle accident with COVID. And that was from the very beginning.
	There's a group that's going around the country, especially in Canada, and documenting every one of these.
	They can't find half the COVID cases being actually COVID. Well, there's that.
	And then, now, Alex Jones would play this clip and he would say something like, They love putting it in your face!
	They love showing you what the plan is in your face!
	And I would say, this is a typical case of gaslighting, and someone over at CBS had a good old time.
	Said, eh, let's watch those tards handle this.
	60 minutes!
	Burns showed us a few current projects.
	Some sound like they're from an episode of Star Trek.
	Consider a ship.
	Like the USS Theodore Roosevelt hobbled last year when 1,271 crew members tested positive for the coronavirus.
	What if everyone on board had their health monitored with this subdermal implant now in late stage testing?
	It's not some dreaded government microchip to track your every move, but a tissue like gel engineered to continuously test your blood.
	It's a sensor.
	This tiny green thing in there?
	That tiny green thing in there.
	You put it underneath your skin, and what that tells you is that there are chemical reactions going on inside the body, and that signal means you're going to have symptoms tomorrow.
	Wow.
	There's an actual transmitter in that.
	Yeah, it's like a check engine light.
	Yes, exactly what it is.
	A check engine light.
	We implant it.
	A little transmitter.
	I mean, what are they doing over there?
	They need to show that to us.
	Is that not gaslighting?
	Is that not just winding everybody up?
	Yeah.
	Indeed.
	All right.
	Parched.
	What?
	Are you parched?
	Oh, I'm so thirsty.
	I am dying of thirst.
	Let me grab this can.
	I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind.
	I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind.
	That's right.
	And with that, I'll say in the morning to you, thank you for your courage.
	In the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the creepy swingers, John C. Dvorak.
	Yeah, in the morning, you miss out.
	I'm Korean and more ships, sea boots, and graphene air, so it's where our names are nice out there.
	In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
	Hey!
	How are you doing, trolls?
	It's been a while.
	Although I did actually check into the troll room once, once.
	Early, early days just to see what was going on.
	Let's put up those hands, trolls.
	Let's count you for a second.
	You're an addict.
	I am an addict.
	Let's see.
	1743 for Thursday on track.
	We're doing okay.
	That's noagendastream.com where everyone's logged in all the time.
	They're just hanging out there.
	And it's kind of a cool real-time thing, particularly when we have live shows, which are very frequent.
	And a lot of these shows are now jumping on the podcasting 2.0 value-for-value streaming payment system, which is working.
	So make sure you pick up an app that does that, and your favorite podcaster should be using this system.
	Which, by the way, Dame Jennifer has pioneered something new.
	I wanted to mention that I want to make sure she gets the credit for this.
	People have to understand, Dame Jennifer does Animated No Agenda, and she does a report for us every Saturday with a spreadsheet.
	She really takes her job, and she is a producer in real life.
	When you say it, John, it's right on the money, it's the report, the analysis, how we're doing.
	It's great, and I love it.
	I look forward to that email every Saturday.
	Once we had that one episode taken down, I'm sure it was about vaccines, so the YouTube channel is kind of dead.
	It's just in decline.
	But she really enjoys doing it, and she hooked up with Alec Gates, who does No Agenda Tube.
	It's based on the peer-to-peer, I think it's the WebTorrent technology, whatever it is, it's the peer-to-peer video site.
	And they've somehow finagled it so that they now show up with the video in, I think only one app does it now, Podfriend.com.
	And you can also stream value-to-value payments to them, and it gets split up.
	And it's really cool.
	And Dame Jennifer, who knows what she may single-handedly bring video to a whole new platform.
	So I'm very proud of what she and Alec are doing.
	Which brings me to know...
	Yeah, she's obviously been, because of the nature of our clips, I think she's been put on some list...
	And doesn't get promoted at all on YouTube.
	No, of course not.
	Of course not.
	But she's taking things into her own hands and is inventing the future.
	Let's hope so.
	That needs to be noted.
	Then for NoAgendaSocial.com, here's some good news, y'all.
	As...
	When I post the show today, registrations will open up as we have been purging accounts.
	Now, this is a very slow process because when you purge an account, the entire Fediverse has to get knowledge of it, and we're being very careful.
	We don't want to break anything.
	That's what I've heard from Aaron.
	But I think we have at least 2,000 accounts, so we're going to open that up when I post the show today.
	And you can invite people to your heart's content and have them come in.
	And we haven't even gotten to my blacklist.
	Well, would you like me to hold off so we can do the trial and execution?
	No, I think I'll let it build up some more.
	So you want to do a little more blacklist before we just...
	I mean, I think we should really make a big deal out of it.
	Just really slice them in public.
	That's not that many.
	I mean, it's like, you know, 40, 50 people.
	40 or 50!
	You have 40 or 50 people you've blocked on Mastodon?
	I think so.
	Wow!
	I may have like one or two, but I'll even go back and unblock.
	I'm just like, I'm tired of you.
	That's funny.
	Anyway, so that's NoAgendaSocial.com and we thank Darren O'Neill, who I believe did both pieces for us.
	We were supposed to run the other piece.
	Did I run the wrong piece?
	Yeah.
	What was I supposed to run?
	You were supposed to run the second artist, so we have two different artists for those two shows.
	But all I know is, whatever we did when we did all our prep, I saved it to a folder, and I opened it up, and that was it.
	I don't know how the Darren O'Neill second piece got in there.
	Oh, crap, man.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, that's okay.
	You should apologize to the artist.
	I use the artist's art on the display.
	Yeah, well, which one?
	I don't even remember which one it was.
	It was the Tails one.
	The tales, it was a pretty piece.
	It was in blue, and I have to go to the site to tell you who the artist was.
	Okay.
	Well, somehow I messed that up.
	Well, I apologize.
	I apologize profusely.
	You don't apologize.
	Nothing to apologize for.
	There you go.
	Karen O'Neill's piece was fine.
	Anyway, I see that we have lots of art welcoming us back today, and I'm sure the artists have a lot of pent-up energy, and we look forward to choosing a piece for today's episode.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com, part of our value-for-value model, which is really a great way for people to hand back the value they get from listening to this show.
	And just looking at the notes that we'll be reading today as well, you find it very important.
	And that's the treasure.
	You hand us treasure that tells you how much you value us.
	But time and talent are also incredibly appreciated.
	So the work that our artists do and the talent they bring to the show is fantastic.
	That is noagendaartgenerator.com.
	Now, let's thank some of our...
	Now, how are we going to do this?
	Let's explain our three-break strategy.
	Okay.
	We're going to read the executive producers in the first segment.
	There's a lot of them because there's a lot of new elite knights.
	And they call themselves elite knights.
	And these are the people who donated the elite, which is 1337.
	In one case, 1338, because if you want to be a show club member, 38, not 37.
	But beside the point, he's an elite knight.
	And there's a lot of executive producers today.
	Because it's three shows, so that's the reason.
	Next one, we're going to go to the associate executive producers and the elite donors, the ones that donate $133.70.
	And we'll just name those.
	Those are not notes to be read, but you'll be dogging the notes.
	In case there's anything we find.
	We normally do that anyway.
	And then the last segment will be the normal last segment, which will be just 50 and above.
	And that will be a thank you for them.
	So it's going to be lengthy.
	The show's going to go over.
	Yeah, that's okay.
	Yeah, it's already gone over.
	I like it.
	Normally the show would be done by now.
	What else would I do with my life?
	If not for you, John, I would just have nothing to do.
	You said so earlier yourself, you do it because you're neurotic.
	I need it.
	I need it.
	I didn't say I was neurotic, but thanks for your interpretation.
	Oh, you didn't?
	Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake.
	But there's no mistake made by Jeff Anderson.
	Whoa, slick.
	Who comes in with $13.38, which is Elite plus $1 from Carmel, Indiana.
	Big time.
	And so it's Elite and episode.
	Yeah, so he gets episode club member of this show.
	ITM, John, and Adam, thank you for your great show.
	I've been a long-time douchebag and appreciate the opportunity to make things right with you both.
	And finally, earned my knighthood.
	Elite knighthood, by the way.
	This one and only elite knighthood.
	After seeing the note about MailChimp, I decided to finalize my knighthood by telling you my experience with Twitter, continuing to purge people from their platform.
	I have a very small account on Twitter with less than 100 followers where I would tweet no agenda stories.
	I'd also tweet Bible verses, links to posts on my website, and troll supposedly Christian pastors after they tweeted ridiculously woke stuff.
	Good one.
	Good, by the way, excellent.
	Yeah.
	Two weeks ago, Twitter suspended my account for no reason.
	Oh, no!
	I have no idea what I did to earn their wrath, and so far have been unsuccessful at removing myself from the gulag.
	Oh, you got flagged as a bot.
	Thank God for no agenda social.
	You got flagged as a bot, man.
	That's what happened.
	They couldn't believe it.
	You have less than 100 followers.
	That's why they're...
	Ah, it's just a bot.
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah.
	Anyways, please knight me a Sir Hope report with the traditional mutton and meat.
	I should have a fear is freedom and a numbers station.
	That's what he wants for jingles.
	Yeah, we can do that.
	And I guess we'll alternate these.
	There's a lot to read today.
	Fear is freedom.
	Subjugation is liberation.
	Contradiction is truth.
	Those are the facts of this world.
	And you will all surrender to them.
	Use pigs in human clothing.
	India.
	Hang on.
	Stand by. 33, 33, 33.
	Parabolizer out.
	Sir Craig Porter the Ronin from Carlsbad, California.
	Also a Lieb, a Lieb Plus One.
	Lieb.
	Lieb.
	You will get the episode title in addition to Jeff Anderson.
	Starts off with a jingle request.
	Say show!
	He says to throw off the CCP trolls who may be listening.
	Okay, that should work.
	In the morning, John and Adam, I hope you enjoyed your well-deserved time off.
	I always feel a bit dumb because while other executive producers always have very interesting or pithy things to say, I usually can only come up with, thanks, enjoy the show, keep up the good work.
	Which is absolutely true.
	However, I think I came up with something clever.
	As I missed the 1337 LEET donation, I am doing the show 1338 LEET donation.
	I know it's not that great, but when I say it to myself, it makes me laugh.
	We are not laughing.
	We're very happy and very appreciative.
	Anyway...
	Thank you again for your excellent media deconstruction, analysis, and humor.
	It's something we all need.
	73s, Sir Craig Porter, the Ronin, November 7, Foxtrot, Sierra.
	Was that five?
	November 7, Foxtrot, Sierra, November.
	73s to you, Sir Craig.
	Thank you.
	And his jingles.
	No, I already played it.
	I played his jingle.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm reading something else.
	Mark Alcacer in Houston, Texas, 1337.33.
	I look, by the way, and he has no note for this donation, but he's sending notes for other donations, so I assume he either overlooked it or he thought it was in the PayPal thing or whatever.
	All right.
	But we'll await his commentary later.
	I'll continue with Dwayne Melanson.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Ladies and gentlemen, he presents the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melanson.
	Proper introduction.
	It says Tiger to Oregon here, but I think he moved.
	Oh.
	I could be wrong.
	And he won 337, so he's an elite knight.
	He's already a duke, grand duke, so he's an elite grand duke.
	ITM, gentlemen, I couldn't resist the donation.
	Keep up the great work to keep soothing my amygdala.
	Would love a we are here at out...
	Hashtag Target.
	You know that one?
	And Chinese Asshole.
	Plus karma to all knights.
	To all knights and all producers.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	We are here at OutTarget?
	Hmm.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea what he's talking about either.
	I got this one.
	Chinese Asshole!
	I got that one for you.
	Let me know, Sir Dwayne.
	We'll take care of you.
	Sorry, man.
	I really don't know what's going on with that one.
	And the karma for all knights and producers.
	Yes, got that here.
	You've got karma.
	You're up.
	Yes, we have Vele Pili from Volcano Hawaii with elite donation, 1,337, and goes into a whole thing here.
	So Vele Pili, Vele Pili, Pili Talofa, Malaho Nui Loa for all the sound.
	Mahalo.
	No, it says literally Malaho, not Mahalo.
	It literally is spelled that way.
	It's a typo.
	Maybe there is a Malaho.
	That's why I said it.
	I was not taking any risk.
	Malaho.
	Maybe he's sitting at home going, oh crap.
	Anyway, thank you for all the sanity you've provided over the years.
	I would love to be known as Sir Phil, Sir Pili, sorry, Elite Knight of Hawaii.
	Well, we can do that.
	I would look forward to that.
	For jingles, I humbly request Bitcoin Bonanza be played at the top...
	Of the end-of-show jingle mix, given the current silicon shortage, I think this would be quite appropriate.
	Sign me out with some GPU-buying Karma.
	Actually, I went to go look for that one, and it's not that long.
	So instead of putting it at end-of-show, why don't we play it right now for you with the Karma attached?
	It's time for another installment of Bitcoin Bonanza with Adam Curry and John C. DeVore.
	This week, Peter Thiel.
	Satoshi Nakamoto.
	Cody Wilson.
	And special guest, Alex Davis.
	This week on Bitcoin Bonanza.
	You've got karma.
	I'd forgotten all about that one.
	That's a classic.
	I completely forgot about it.
	Classic, classic.
	Anonymous 1337.
	Anonymous, please.
	No jingles, no karma.
	If permitted, please.
	Oh, bless you.
	Please allocate this contribution to the N.A. Moog Music Centennial Theremin with the Theremin Stand Fund.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Thank you very much.
	By the way, another producer is sending me his theremin.
	Just a small one.
	What?
	Yeah, a small one.
	I'm the big theremin nut.
	Oh, please.
	And he's sending you an old classic?
	No, no, no.
	It's one of the smaller ones, just so I can practice while I save up for the Moog Music Clarivox Centennial Theremin when it comes out.
	No, yeah, you can practice.
	They work the same.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You can get it down.
	Good idea.
	If anyone has one of those old stand upright box ones and they just don't want to keep it in the garage any longer, I'll take that.
	Love those.
	I'll arrange to have it shipped.
	Sir Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins from Severn, Maryland.
	Also a leet donation.
	No jingles.
	Health karma for all, though.
	Here's some more money to keep the show moving.
	Does this make me leet for life?
	This donation helps me blow way past Baron, but Viscount...
	We'll still take some more work, accounting attached.
	If it pleases the peerage committee, please dub me Sir Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins, Leet Baron of the Baltimore Metal Bands.
	I hope Sir GQ, Baron of Maryland, is okay with this.
	I haven't heard it different, so I guess we're all right.
	Speaking of metal bands, my band Cyberstrike put out a new video for our song Shapeshifter last month, and we could really use some No Agenda Nation eyeballs to check it out.
	I've tried hitting my bandmates with some truth, but they haven't succumbed yet.
	Anyway, look on YouTube for Cyberstrike Shapeshifter.
	We hope you enjoy it.
	More to come soon.
	Stay sane from Sir Silverdude.
	And thank you very much.
	Here's the health karma for all as requested.
	You've got karma.
	As I read this, can you see if Sir Silverdude is on the upgrade list?
	Because there wasn't too many people on that.
	Tim Johnson's on this list, 1337, another elite.
	Altamont Springs from Florida.
	ITM, John and Adam, I've been listening since episode one.
	Wow.
	So have we.
	Ha ha ha!
	Been a fan of Adam, says the Daily Source Code, and the Headbangers Ball, and John Sense Tech TV. I need a de-douching.
	Oh, we got that.
	Oh, it's out of control!
	Reset, breathe.
	You've been de-douched.
	Sorry about that.
	A little rusty on the controls.
	And you can call me, he says, Sir Spook.
	Well, no wonder he's listening since episode one.
	He's one of the guys who handles the show.
	There you go.
	We like it, Sir Spook.
	In Florida.
	Sir Spook.
	Sir Spook.
	It's an easy one.
	Elite donation from Anonymous in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina.
	Anonymous donation.
	Your show clips keep me up to date on the Mockingbird Media.
	Keep up the good fight.
	Anyway, I'd like to be knighted, Sir Anonymous Frog.
	You got it.
	Can I get a de-douching?
	Yes, you can.
	You've been de-douched.
	I also like a WTC7 Won't Go Away and a Karma.
	WTC7 Won't Go Away You've got Karma.
	Now we have Sir Patrick Coble, the Duke of...
	or something from...
	Duke of the South.
	Murfreesboro.
	He said Duke of the...
	South.
	South, I think.
	Yeah, I think so.
	No, he's not on here.
	1337 again.
	And he sent a clip in to somebody, but it should be you.
	Mm-hmm.
	Hack the planet clip emailed from the Hacker's movie in 1995.
	Hack the planet!
	Hack the planet!
	Shut up and get in the car!
	Hack the planet!
	I think he's giving us instructions.
	Hack the planet.
	You know, Patrick Coble is a penetration expert, so I think he's kind of telling us you might as well start hacking now.
	Hack the planet.
	Yeah.
	Hack the planet.
	I think it's been hacked, to be honest about it.
	I'm kidding.
	Hurst.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'll take this one.
	1337.
	He's the last elite.
	And he says, please dedouche me.
	You've been dedouched.
	And he says, long time lister with a million O's in the word long.
	And F cancer, which took my dad.
	That's what he needs.
	And night name TBD to be determined from a dude named Ben.
	A random L Sharpton...
	For the win.
	FTW.
	For the win.
	For the win.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	Stop it.
	You've got karma.
	. you I have one more blank here, then you can go.
	This is Russell Warren, 1,000.
	I have no note from him.
	I didn't come in under the subject line, donation, and we'll get a note from him later, and we'll read it when it comes here.
	Sure hope so.
	1,000 from Kasper Olsson, who is in Denmark, who is...
	Hold on.
	And $1,000 from Anonymous in Denmark.
	In the morning, John and Adam, thank you for all the shows over the years, hopefully for many years to come.
	I'd like to be knighted as Sir State Machine.
	Sir State Machine.
	No jingles and original karma.
	And thank you for your courage.
	You got it.
	Thank you very much.
	See you at the roundtable.
	You've got karma.
	Cake machine.
	Vicky Peel.
	I'm thinking, or Pell.
	Is it Peel or Pell?
	$1,000.
	Peel.
	It's Peel.
	I think it's Vicky Peel.
	I think so.
	Yeah, P-E-I-L.
	Yeah.
	And then Sprout Lake.
	Yeah, that's correct.
	Iowa.
	Yep.
	Hi, guys.
	My now husband, her current husband, hit me in the mouth.
	What's the line in the movie?
	Oh, I love that girl.
	I think she's going to be my future ex-wife.
	My now husband hit me in the mouth on our first date almost two years ago.
	I guess he thought it'd be a good way to see how I viewed a lot of things in life.
	We can't wait until this winter, as we both will be retired by then, become snowbirds living between Iowa and Arizona.
	I vow to sit on the deck with our feet up together and listen to the podcast live.
	Our podcast she's referring to.
	I've not watched or listened to a national news program in the last five years.
	Very good idea.
	Yeah.
	Or so, because you can't trust those SOB reporters, but you guys break it down, whether it's good or bad, and let us make up our own minds.
	Please name me Dame Vicky, pronounced Peel.
	I was right the first time.
	Yes, yes, you were.
	of the Rim Country in Iowa.
	I would like Midnight Fantasy Wine from Minnesota.
	And my husband smoked brisket for the table.
	May I please have...
	Send a recipe to me, please.
	May I please have you stupid fools you will obey?
	How can they lie and shut up slave?
	I don't know any of those.
	No.
	Well, that's very interesting because I don't know many of them either.
	Thanks to you guys and a big thank you to my Sir Charlie Peel Knight of the Rim Country by guys.
	Yeah, so I have no idea what you stupid fools, I couldn't find that, or how can they lie?
	I don't know either of these, so...
	I've never, I don't recall them either.
	They're not normal.
	They're abnormal.
	But I'll give you a karma to add to the ones I could find.
	You will obey.
	Shut up, Slay!
	You've got karma.
	All right.
	Greetings, gentlemen.
	It says...
	Wow, that's a long...
	Anonymous.
	It says Anonymous.
	Started listening around show 1100.
	I've been trolling on Zero Node as Duodenum.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Duodenum has been around forever.
	Duodenum.
	Ever since.
	Well, that makes sense.
	It's not Duodenum?
	I have no idea what that is.
	Is it Duodenum or Duodum?
	I don't know.
	know the wadden them the wadden them i've donated who cares i've donated before but i'm long overdue Even after this, I fear my value ratio is still under 1, but please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	I was hit in the mouth by Grimerica, who I still owe a show with.
	The higher side chat sent me to Grimerica, and the holofractal subreddit sent me to the higher side chat.
	I henceforth termed this obscure path the holohygrina.
	The holohygrina.
	The Holohygrina.
	Shout-outs to the so-called cult at r slash holofractal for starting that journey, leading me to the wonderful No Agenda community where I feel more at home than ever.
	Provided that Canuckistan Kopecks are still valued at 1 to 1, this donation is for show 1337, grants me knighthood, Okay, this is a good point.
	He's an elite.
	He's an elite.
	So mark that on the sheet.
	See accounting attached.
	Some golden apples and Acapulco gold.
	Gosh, I used to love them so much too.
	Some golden apples and Acapulco gold for the round table would be nice.
	I'll take this opportunity for a name change.
	And most humbly request a smidgen of the BC Protectorate from Sir Alan Bowes.
	Please knight me, Sir Vo, wire extender of FEMA Region V4V. You people have some creativity, man.
	I'll give you that.
	I've been kicking myself for slacking on the Kamloops BC meetup last year, so I'm looking forward to another from any willing producers at the interior area.
	NoagendaMeetups.com.
	Thank you so much for the two plus years of info statement.
	Such presentations are increasingly becoming a rarity in our surveillance capitalist world full of M5M misinfo and astroturfing mockingbird psyops.
	Yes, you got all the buzzwords in there.
	May I please have a Fauci wheeze?
	Yes, fan favorite for the wheeze.
	Obama, you might die.
	Yes, we've got that.
	Two to the head and Kamala with freedom.
	And was there karma involved?
	I don't think so.
	You might die.
	And I'm going to give you a karma.
	Who cares?
	Put it on the air.
	You've got karma.
	And let me just add that roundtable request since I didn't get that one earlier.
	And we should mention that Anonymous is from Lake County, B.C., and he contributed $650.
	Dustin Abad, 441.21.
	Hi, guys.
	Please accept my first and most humble Roganite donation at 441.21, which is 1337 Leet times 33.
	Ah, if I'd known that existed.
	Yeah.
	Rogan donation.
	Rogan donation.
	Naturally, I require a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	I would like to be credited with the executive producership of Show 1337.
	John, add me to the wine list, please.
	Can I say something about your wine list?
	I just had a thought about this.
	First of all, your sub-stack that you did on image manipulation was really good.
	And why don't you do your wine list and make people subscribe to it for $50 a year?
	On Substack.
	I mean, it's worth it.
	I'm going to do exactly what you said.
	Oh, good.
	Because, hell yeah.
	You deserve to make some money on that.
	And by the way, I would get it for you Costco nuts.
	See, this is the stuff I would pay.
	In fact, I know you'll make me pay, but I would pay for that.
	I'm not making you pay.
	Oh, sure.
	Well, maybe.
	So, uh...
	If you can get this wine, it's H-A-U-T-P-E-Z-A-T, I think it's Hot P-Z-A-T. And it's a Saint-Emilion Grand Cru from 2016, key.
	I just can't, these 2016s are driving me crazy, they're so good.
	It's like $14.95 at most Costco's.
	It is the epitome of a really outstanding Saint-Emilion wine.
	It's so good.
	I looked it up.
	I bought a bunch of it.
	I went to the Chateau website.
	These guys are no slouches.
	And exactly why it's so cheap is not quite understandable.
	But that's my Costco pick of the day.
	You can find it.
	Buy it.
	It's also a precursor.
	He continues, meanwhile, as I interrupted myself, my smoking hot wife and I have been to two meetups, OKC and Frisco, Frisco, Texas.
	All you douchebags and producers should do your utmost to go to one near you.
	For vanity's sake, I want to mention that I am a troll...
	Dustin the Wind.
	Dustin the Wind is the troll named Dustin the Wind.
	Accredited with offering up the show title of episode 1330, Catalyst Converter.
	He was obviously in the chat room.
	That's where you got it from.
	My only gripe was that I had said catalytic converter, as that made sense to me, being the name of an auto part.
	I was slightly confused by the wording when I saw the show's title appear in my podcast.
	We had a discussion about this.
	We did.
	We did.
	As a troll, it was an honor nonetheless to be mentioned.
	Anyway, thank you two for your hard work and amygdala maintenance.
	ITM to the slaves in the troll room, and welcome back, Adam and John.
	TPP, Jobs, Karma, please.
	Thanks, man.
	Bye-ee.
	Okay, we got that for you.
	Jobs.
	You've got karma.
	Alwyn Buskens in, oh, Alwyn Buskens in Olegmaier, the Netherlands.
	It does a nice variation.
	37113.
	That's a whole bunch of nice numbers put together.
	Hi, John Adam.
	Grats on your eliteness, and thank you for all your energetic shows.
	My donation will fall in the Elite Holiday Show number 1337.
	I wanted to make my very first donation, especially on this one, so I can call myself a one-time Elite Executive Producer.
	That will look excellent on my bio and Twitter feed.
	I hope this note will reach the live show for 1338, though.
	Please, give me a deducing.
	You've been deduced.
	I started listening mid-2019, and you've brought me healthy, amygdala-shrinking during the past year, while listening and laughing to the show during the walks in nature.
	Yes, I find that we are a good combination.
	Nature and the No Agenda show go together very well.
	And housekeeping.
	Yes, this is true.
	I always make the bed and I empty the dishwasher while listening to a podcast.
	But not ours.
	The best thing you can do these days in the Gitmo lockdown lowlands is walking in nature and listening to us.
	I could use a jobs karma since my employer will lay off 40 to 50% of employees in the next 12 to 18 months.
	Aren't investor companies a blessing when they take over?
	Yeah.
	That's how it works.
	To round down, please give me a Heavenly Farts, Fauci Wheeze, and a Little Girl Yay, and, oh, Victimhood Bullcrap.
	I think I actually have that one.
	Yes.
	And Victimhood Bullcrap, which was the end of show ISO for 1328, if possible.
	Of course.
	And thank you very much for your courage, and we're very happy to do that for you.
	Before we begin, let's pray.
	Let's pray.
	Family farts.
	Victimhood bullcrap.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Wow.
	Jeremy Webb, 33733 from Summerfield, Florida.
	This V4V contribution is for show 1337.
	Adam will need to read this note.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, really?
	Adam, you need to read this note.
	Okay.
	And he says, clips request.
	Oh, he has to play clips at a certain time.
	Okay.
	By the way, this will be the one and only time we do this.
	This is not a good idea.
	No, it's not a good idea.
	It's banned.
	It's banned.
	Here we go.
	ITM crackpot and buzzkill.
	I was brought here from the land of twit.
	John's masterful trolling of Leo should be studied at the college level.
	I was hooked after hearing Adam's pipelines episode and realizing I was an unwitting pawn in the globalist scheme and the population and killing you.
	As a weary podcast traveler, I found a home here with the No Agenda tribe.
	Some of you may know me as Mosh Guy in the No Agenda socials.
	I've enjoyed attending meetups and can't wait to see my fellow producers at the next meetup.
	The podfather and I met at the Del Rey meetup.
	Yes, OK, I remember.
	I got him to tell me my Osama bin Laden conspiracy theory in a judgment-free safe space.
	Of course.
	With today's value for value contribution, I ascend to the title of knight and shall henceforth be known as Sir Mark Ultra, the inoculated super soldier.
	Please clap.
	At the round table, I humbly request Tortellini MREs and Citrus Rippets, the citrus flavor...
	has a higher street value downrange.
	My title comes from something that happened to me while I was in the military.
	I would go in for routine medical appointments while I was being examined.
	The doctor would tell me that they couldn't find my shot records.
	Instead of trying to find the paperwork, medical staff would send me down to the clinic where they would administer between six to 12 shots.
	This would happen about every six months.
	Wow.
	Thanks to my no agenda thinking, I figured out why this happened.
	Clearly, I was part of some sort of super-soldier program and not a victim of greed and incompetence.
	At the moment, I have no super-strength or enhanced cognitive abilities, though I am convinced if I keep listening to no-agenda, one of these M5M clips will contain my trigger phrase, thus unleashing my sleeping powers.
	India, hang out, my...
	Stand by.
	33, 33, 33.
	Rub elizer out.
	All kidding aside, thank you gentlemen for an outstanding product.
	May you never find your exit strategy.
	A shot of all-purpose goat karma to all my fellow veterans and dudes named Ben.
	You've got...
	Fun note.
	Thank you.
	That was fun.
	Entertaining.
	And his commentary there, I think it's possible that the two of us are unwitting goops in some massive international scheme.
	It's possible.
	Explain.
	Well, you got a guy there set up.
	Someone will send in.
	We get a lot of anonymous clips.
	It might be some weird L-sharp clip.
	Oh, right.
	It's going to be some weird clip, and he's going to hear it, and he's going to get triggered, and then he's going to become the super soldier.
	Yeah, and we will have done our job, which is as unwitting dupes, triggered him and put him into action, and then we just go on our merry way, and everyone chuckles to themselves.
	Oh, my God, John.
	I think it's already happened.
	I think it happened during this show.
	Oh my goodness.
	We had a clip that was sent in that we played from Sir Patrick Coble.
	Hike the planet!
	Hike the planet!
	Shut up and get in the car!
	Hike the planet!
	That could be it.
	This guy could be triggered.
	I've always thought Patrick Coble could easily be one of the, uh, easily be a spook.
	The white hat, though.
	Clearly a white hat.
	A white hat.
	Well, yeah, I'm not going to say he's a bad guy.
	No.
	He's a nice guy.
	Yeah.
	But that's the way it always is.
	It's always here, it's always there, it's always lurking in the background.
	It's quite, it wouldn't surprise me.
	But whatever the case, somebody started to hack the planet as we speak.
	We'll be lucky to get through the show.
	Michael Smith, meanwhile, 333.47 from Shreveport, Louisiana.
	This is all unknown to him.
	And he says, this is in reference to my PayPal donation on April 18th.
	Today's my 47th birthday.
	I don't know, is he on the list?
	Yeah, he is.
	And this is my first donation, so please dedouche me.
	You got it.
	You've been dedouched.
	I would like to call my buddy Rodney as a douchebag.
	I discovered your show about a year ago.
	Do I get to douche him yet?
	I discovered the show and I've been hooked.
	I realized my...
	What's got to do with...
	Hold on, hold on.
	Okay.
	Let's just call his buddy Rodney what he is.
	Douchebag!
	Yeah, period.
	I realized my amygdala was shrinking when my junior in college looked at me, oh, his kid, the other day and said, geez, dad, when did you become such a conspiracy theorist?
	You gotta talk to that kid of yours.
	Yeah, he's clueless.
	Anyways, thanks for all you do and keep up the good work and stay safe.
	John, please can I get a whole load of Fauci-wees and a kid?
	We're all going to die.
	And finish it off with some goat karma.
	Bye.
	Michael Smith.
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	We're all going to die!
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Black Knight Sir James Fukumoto from Salem, Virginia.
	Comes in with a series of threes.
	33, 33, 3.
	Goat Karma for all, he says.
	No problem.
	We'll do that for you.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Anonymous comes in with 33333 from parts unknown.
	You, J.C., and no agenda social kept me sane through 2020.
	Love from Maryland, a.k.a.
	the swamp's front door.
	Stephen Drabinski, 33333, Amherst, New York.
	First-time Rogan donator.
	Welcome.
	Just looking for some jobs, Karma, so I can get back to the U.S. from Canada and smell that sweet freedom.
	You bet, Congressman.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Come on back, man.
	Come on back.
	Well, then Dustin Otto comes in to top that with 333.33 from Varian Springs.
	I believe that's in Michigan.
	No jingles.
	Just some sweet goat carmels, says ITM. I've been listening since, excuse me, Adam's second appearance on Rogan.
	I'm an elder millennial who happens to be 33 years old.
	Yes.
	Aha.
	And a birthday.
	Is it a coincidence that I discovered the best podcast in the universe at the age of 33?
	I don't think so.
	Six months ago I took Adam's advice and deleted Facebook and every other bullshit social media from my life.
	Thank you for that advice, Adam.
	This show will improve your life.
	Happy birthday, John.
	Can you put me on the birthday list for April 8th?
	This is my third donation of 333.33.
	Can I get a penny, Adam, please?
	Yeah, of course.
	There it is.
	And you're done.
	Knight me, Sir Otto.
	I guess he's not going to be knighted, too.
	I would like to request a bottle of Old Forrester and a ribeye for the round table.
	Ribeye is becoming the most popular cut of meat in the world.
	Is that true?
	Thank you, John, Adam, and all the producers who put in the work.
	Have a great vacation.
	Best, Dustin.
	He wants some goat karma at the end of that.
	Yeah, I got some for him.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Next up is Mark Ginty.
	333.33.
	This is our last 333.33 from Nagatuck, Connecticut.
	Hey guys, with a Z. He writes, please put this donation toward, I'm going to change it even though she is my smoking hot wife, to the best wife in the universe.
	So he's changed it from smoking hot, which I pitched about, to the best wife in the universe.
	My princess Jasmine.
	Today is her 42nd.
	Trip around the sun.
	That's another thing I'm thinking about.
	Banning?
	Banning?
	Yeah.
	I've been hitting her in the mouth since Adam's Rogan appearance, so she is now to the point that we can't listen together.
	If we can't listen together, we will text each other and say, let's start the No Agenda.
	Like Bill Gates used to do with his virtual dates.
	He used to talk about this.
	What do you mean?
	He'd call a girl and say, we're going to watch this movie.
	Let's go see a movie together.
	But he never went to see her.
	So they'd call each other.
	This is one of his books.
	And then they'd watch the movie together.
	But they weren't together.
	They'd just watch the movie at the exact same time.
	You know, that would be an interesting service, which I think would be pretty simple to do.
	And, you know, already we have a version of this.
	NoagendaStream.com is, of course, where people can go listen together.
	But would it be nice if you go to No Agenda Playback or whatever, or No Agenda Listen Party, and you're on the website, and then you say, okay, everybody ready, and it starts up a special stream just for, you know, the three or four or five people who are there.
	All in the chat.
	Same chat room.
	This is a great podcasting 2.0 feature, by the way.
	Someone should jump on this stick.
	Let me finish this note.
	Yeah, sure.
	I'm just trying to find an exit, John.
	Just trying to find an exit.
	Yeah, I really appreciate that.
	My human resource listens with us so much that the five-year-old often asks, Hey, where's the goat?
	There it is.
	Your turn.
	Ah, okay.
	We are at...
	Celeb Hiller.
	Did I have to do any karma for there?
	There's no karma for them, right?
	No, all right.
	Caleb Hilly.
	Caleb Hilly.
	1337.
	Leads of Swords from Central South Carolina.
	Had to donate for show 1337, especially since it fell on my 30th birthday, April 11th.
	My donation is a modified sack of threes to bring it back to the 1337 theme of the show number.
	I'd like some jobs and wedding planning karma for both me and my fantastic foxy fiancee, Emily, who I successfully hit in the mouth earlier this year.
	No jingles, just karma, and love and light to all the producers of the best podcast in the universe.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yeah!
	You've got karma.
	And that will be the end of our executive producer list.
	We'll be back shortly with an associate executive producer list and 133.70 donations.
	Yes, so we of course thank these producers for coming in very strong.
	I know that a lot of you did it for selfish reasons, because you just want that elite producership, and certainly if you got the leets of the leets, Totally understood.
	And wow, it's completely appreciated.
	We see how much you value your No Agenda show.
	And thank you all for helping produce this episode.
	And of course, you get the appropriate credits and titles, which you shall use in appropriate places.
	And, you know, we'll, as John said, we'll be thanking more people in our second and third breaks.
	And if you want to do this for the next show, we'll be around.
	Just go to...
	Slash N-A It's all about the time, the talent, and the treasure.
	Thank you for producing episode 1338.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Order!
	Order!
	Shut up, slave!
	Shut up, slave!
	In this segment, I'd like to talk a little bit about, we're past COVID, I hope.
	I just wanted to do Freedom Passports, because there's some big tech stuff in that.
	Okay, you want to do that?
	I want to do the Afghanistan pull-out.
	Why don't we do that, the pull-out, and then we'll, because we just need to mix it up a little bit.
	Well, the pull-out's interesting.
	And I have four clips.
	And I have the...
	Besides the...
	Well, I actually have six if you want to listen to this for one second.
	This is Susan Collins.
	And Susan...
	This is at a hearing.
	Senate hearing.
	And she's got the CIA guy there.
	And the way she asks questions of him and the way he responds...
	Makes me now...
	Now I'm convinced that Susan Collins is connected to the agency in some way, shape, or form.
	She is a senator from...
	Vermont or Maine?
	Yeah, okay, Maine.
	I want to say Maine, too.
	I'll look it up.
	And she...
	I think it's Maine.
	Could be Vermont, but I think it's Maine.
	And she is...
	She just has fallen all over herself, over this guy.
	And it's almost like a wink-wink, nudge-nudge question.
	The whole thing seems rigged.
	Let's listen to Susan Collins and...
	I don't know.
	I must have been nuts.
	CIA. And the CIA. I got you.
	Director Burns, let me take this opportunity to thank you publicly for your focus on the medical injuries suffered by CIA and other personnel that are commonly referred to as the Havana Syndrome.
	I'm going to have a question for you on that when we're in closed session, but I did want to publicly thank you and acknowledge your efforts.
	I want to turn to Afghanistan.
	What's that?
	Well, stop.
	The Havana thing that we talked about on the show was years ago.
	Yeah, but that was...
	You mean the...
	Yeah.
	The either microwave or some other...
	There was something.
	Nobody knows.
	Now they say it's bullcrap.
	Nothing happened.
	I've heard so many different versions of this.
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	But what is the point?
	This guy just got in.
	He was an ambassador.
	He just got in with...
	With the kind of background that you'd think he was always an agent.
	He just got in.
	Why is she profusely thanking him?
	What is the reason for kissing his ass?
	It's such an extreme...
	What's his background?
	Is he from the agency?
	No, his background has always been an ambassador.
	He's never been in the agency.
	Oh, but hello, ambassador.
	Hello, please.
	No, we went over, we sat and read his wiki page, and it's obvious that he always was somehow connected.
	Because he was all over the map.
	I mean, it was just like, this guy couldn't possibly be anything but.
	So it's just odd that she's harping on this right now.
	I don't get it.
	But okay, let her go on.
	And now she's all over.
	So let's listen to his response.
	Your efforts.
	I want to turn to Afghanistan, Director Burns.
	Our country has already sharply reduced its footprint in this country.
	There's no doubt that Americans are tired of our efforts.
	Endless wars in Afghanistan.
	But there are many experts who are warning of the adverse consequences of President Biden completely withdrawing our troops and our presence in Afghanistan.
	If, as many experts predict, the Taliban will make significant territorial gains once U.S. forces are gone, what would be the implications for U.S. interests both regionally, here at home, and globally?
	Well, Senator Collins, thank you very much for the question, and thank you for your earlier kind comments.
	I promised in my confirmation hearing that I'd take very seriously ensuring that our colleagues at CIA, but also working with my partners on this panel, receive the care that they deserve, and that we get to the bottom of the question of what caused these incidents and who might have been responsible.
	And I look forward to Staying in close touch with you on that.
	I know my colleagues at CIA deeply appreciate your personal commitment on this issue.
	Hmm.
	So he's like, goes, falls all over.
	So now he talks a little bit about Afghanistan.
	I don't have the whole response.
	Both of these two are slow talkers and it's annoying to clip, but let's listen to part two.
	With regard to Afghanistan, I'll begin and then turn to Director Haynes.
	I guess what I would say at the start is that, you know, I think we have to be clear-eyed about the reality, looking at the potential terrorism challenge, that both al-Qaeda and ISIS in Afghanistan remain intent on recovering the ability to attack U.S. targets, whether it's in the region in the West or ultimately in the homeland.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Really now?
	Haven't heard this for a while.
	Well, it's coming back.
	So now I want to play, so we get more background, the PBS report on leaving Afghanistan.
	These are a little long, but I think it wraps things up nicely.
	But it leaves out what I'm then going to play.
	And that's why I left them long, because just to make the point that there's information being left out.
	And this is leaving AFG-1 PBS. Okay.
	Today, President Biden formally announced the United States would withdraw all its troops from Afghanistan by September 11th, 20 years exactly since the fateful day that led to the U.S. invasion.
	John Yang begins our coverage.
	After nearly 20 years of war, today President Biden set the ending for the U.S. presence in Afghanistan.
	I've concluded that it's time to end America's longest war.
	It's time for American troops to come home.
	You said the United States would still work to fight terrorist activity in the region and ensure the Taliban sticks to its commitments.
	But we'll not take our eye off the terrorist threat.
	We'll reorganize our counterterrorism capabilities.
	And the substantial assets in the region to prevent re-emergence of terrorists will hold the Taliban accountable for its commitment not to allow any terrorist to threaten the United States or its allies from Afghan soil.
	The announcement was met with international endorsement.
	The secretaries of state and defense met with NATO allies in Brussels to brief them.
	Germany's defense minister said the alliance, which has been there from the start, would also likely withdraw its troops later this year.
	We have always said, we go in together, we go out together.
	I am in favor of an orderly withdrawal.
	Afghan President Ashraf Ghani tweeted his support after a phone call with the U.S. President, adding that Afghanistan's proud security and defense forces are fully capable of defending its people and country.
	In response, the Taliban threaten to boycott the peace process and resume attacks on foreign troops if the United States stays beyond its original deadline of May 1st.
	While the Taliban continue attacks throughout the country, the new CIA director, William Burns, said today neither al-Qaeda nor ISIS in Afghanistan have the capacity to carry out heightened attacks.
	It is also clear that our ability to keep that threat in Afghanistan in check from either al-Qaeda or ISIS in Afghanistan has benefited greatly.
	This makes me so sad.
	We finished all this.
	It was done.
	We had it figured out.
	The drugs were divided.
	We knew what was doing.
	Okay, keep your couple people there to protect it.
	Well, that's where we're headed.
	Now, let's play part two of that clip.
	Okay.
	From either al-Qaeda or ISIS in Afghanistan has benefited greatly from the presence of U.S. and coalition militaries on the ground.
	May 1st was the withdrawal date that the United States and the Taliban had agreed on in February 2020 under President Trump, so long as the Taliban talked peace and prevented al-Qaeda from having a safe haven in Afghanistan.
	Violence has been unrelenting.
	Nearly 2,000 Afghans have been killed in the first three months of the year.
	Some war-weary Afghans still think U.S. troops are leaving with promises unfulfilled.
	The Americans have not fulfilled their responsibility to Afghanistan.
	Their responsibility is to ensure a strong government, the rule of law and democracy in Afghanistan.
	One issue of major concern?
	Bullshit.
	What happens to progress made for women and girls who fear since escaping the Taliban's austerity?
	Dude, this is what Obama did in 2008, 2009.
	Oh, the women in Afghanistan.
	Oh, it's the same playbook.
	...interpretation of Islam.
	Today on Capitol Hill, Senate Major...
	What's that?
	Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were saying something that was in the clip.
	Minority Leader Chuck Schumer praised Mr.
	Biden's decision.
	It's time to bring our troops home.
	America does not need to fight forever wars.
	Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said it could lead to increased violence in Afghanistan.
	Apparently, we're to help our adversaries ring in the anniversary of the 9-11 attacks by gift-wrapping the country.
	And handing it right back to them.
	Shortly after setting the schedule for ending America's longest war, President Biden visited Arlington National Cemetery's Section 60, the final resting place for many of the nation's dead from Afghanistan.
	One thing to note, the phrase forever wars, Biden used it quite a bit too.
	Oh, for sure.
	The phrase, they're going to use it.
	Now, so you listen to that, that's the normal report.
	Now, so I went to Democracy Now!
	and they had two people on.
	They had Matthew Ho, a former State Department guy, and this guy Zahir Wahab, who is a professor of Middle Eastern Studies up in Portland, maybe Portland State, one of the schools up there.
	And Wahhab had a very good presentation, and I saved that for a second because it's actually summarized by Ho, who comes in and says the following about the troops.
	And this is Afghan Matthew Ho clip.
	And listen to this, just so we can set this up correctly.
	This puts, again, the weight of responsibility on the Taliban for the next four or so months.
	And this allows the administration a reason to abrogate the withdrawal, to abrogate the peace process.
	And I say this again because of the evidence of the post Cold War wars in the Muslim world as well as, you know, just the general history of American military warfare.
	The other thing I think it's very important to remember Is that this does not include the thousands of men and women who are part of U.S. Special Operation and NATO Special Operation teams, CIA teams, as well as the literally dozens of squadrons of attack aircraft and bombers,
	whether they be manned or droned, that are in the area, stationed either in land bases or Huh.
	This is not being reported, of course.
	No, this is good.
	And so now the other guys, Wahab, which I have a clip of him kind of summarizing things, but I should say what he said, pretty much the same thing in regards to this.
	He had numbers.
	He says that there's 3,500 U.S. troops, which is what we're withdrawing.
	There's 6,000 contractors that can stay there.
	And that would include CIA guys.
	It's a joke.
	And 10,000 NATO troops.
	This is such a joke.
	It's a total joke.
	So we're going to pull 3,500 out and leave everybody behind.
	Well, hold on a second.
	So this is clearly, I mean, you can't see this as any more than theater.
	But who is it theater for?
	But who is it theater for?
	Is it for the military industrial complex?
	So we can, they need more money?
	What is it?
	It's theater for the American public that are sick of this stupid war and the money that's being drained.
	But I think that there's still the opportunity to put the 35 or put more back in because, as he said, instead of doing it on May 1st, why can't you just do it now?
	But no, no, no.
	You're going to push it out to September 11th and the Taliban is going to get bent out of shape and they're going to start shooting up the place around September 11th.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And all that they're really arguing about is the cream on the top.
	Now...
	All the goods is under the surface.
	Yeah, at the American taxpayer expense, I should add.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Now, this other guy, who is actually more interesting, he said that he advocates putting in UN troops, blue helmets, to take over where we are, take our 3500 out, put in...
	Isn't that what they're for?
	Aren't they peace?
	Yes, they should be moving.
	He's right about that.
	Peace soldiers?
	There's no talk about this whatsoever.
	But this Wahhab guy, he actually says a few other things.
	And he also has a prediction, which I think we should keep an eye on.
	And so we'll play his clip.
	And it's at the bottom of the list.
	And it's the one that is Zaheer Wahhab on Taliban.
	Should withdraw, because as long as the U.S. is in Afghanistan, the Taliban war against the Americans and all foreigners will continue.
	But the dilemma is that when there are no forces, outside forces, there will be a war, a civil war, or Multiple ethnic wars or proxy wars in Afghanistan.
	And we must make sure that, as I said, there's a UN peacekeeping force to maintain peace and law and order so that people can have normal lives.
	Right now, the country is in every way unlivable.
	You know, tens and tens of people get assassinated every day other than the war between the Taliban and the government forces.
	But also, if there are no foreign forces, no matter what the shape of the government might be, the Taliban are likely to prevail and take over in just about two months.
	Twenty years, two months.
	Seems like a good deal.
	Two months.
	They'll take over in two months.
	They'll take over in two months.
	This is, of course, not being discussed by the mainstream at all.
	Why would they?
	Why would they?
	They wouldn't.
	That's the point.
	But this was on what?
	This was PBS, so that's impressive.
	No, this was not.
	This was Democracy Now!
	PBS would not play this stuff.
	PBS was verboten on PBS. So it was only, you have to go to the obscure, you know, democracy now, because she will bring people on that will say all kinds of stuff and she'll just let it go.
	Yeah.
	It's hard.
	Yeah.
	That is crazy.
	Yeah.
	Now we're all obsessed with stupid things.
	What were your top three again this morning on the network?
	A-Rod divorces J-Lo!
	That's what your world is like, everybody.
	And we just report on it.
	That's right.
	Well, speaking of wokeness, for a moment, the spell that everyone's under here, See, two disturbing emails.
	One is from Pilot.
	We have so many different people in Gitmo Nation.
	Regarding pilots, there's a hiring quota controversy going on.
	There is a huge pilot shortage looming.
	That's right.
	Guys like me, we're all retiring.
	You don't want us flying anymore.
	If they aren't going to take nearly as many white male pilots...
	They're now 92% at United, for example.
	They'll be snapped up elsewhere.
	The impact, unfortunately, will be that white male pilots have to train out of pocket for $200,000, while the quota pilots will see the airlines pay for it.
	But, of course, they will sign employment contracts akin to slavery, where if they quit, they owe $200,000 over 10 years.
	Because of the union seniority system, you'll not be able to leave the airline by that point.
	If you switch airlines, you'd have to start all over again with the first-year salary.
	This really reduces union bargaining power, but the unions will probably be quiet because it also prevents people from leaving the union.
	It's very insidious, and the airlines are doing it to debone the unions, not because they are woke.
	Well, that's right.
	And so this is just another example of why airlines are in on this, oh, we'll do whatever you want, government.
	His wordage is wrong.
	What do you mean?
	It's to bone the unions.
	Bone.
	Yeah, he doesn't think like us.
	But yes, to bone the unions.
	But this is why, and wasn't United on, no, Delta's on our list.
	But all of the, all they're doing is participating in the latest woke bullcrap to have the, close the loop, close the loop with their buddies in government.
	Now here's a scary one.
	I'm a realtor.
	That's not realtor, but realtor.
	Part of the Orlando Regional Realtors Association, the O-R-R-A. This is a very serious group here.
	Things have been pretty nuts since the National Association of Realtors, NAR, decided to implement their, quote, see something, say something policy about realtors' social media profiles.
	Code of Ethics Article 10-5, which I've attached a screenshot of.
	I'm not going to read that.
	But the policy states that if a realtor has ever posted anything offensive at all on their social media profiles, a client, buyer or seller can report that realtor to NAR and have that agent barred from being a realtor which practically will end their business as a real estate professional.
	This is true.
	That's a racket, that stuff.
	Now the Orlando Realtor Association is playing right along with this agenda and is challenging their realtors to be more diverse.
	Here we go.
	They want realtors to challenge their implicit bias.
	I just sent a couple of screenshots.
	It's impossible to turn these pop-ups off if you want to use the MLS to find houses for your clients.
	They literally are telling them, make sure if you see something, say something about your realtor.
	Telling their clients.
	The best part is they're so focused on being woke they couldn't take the time to proofread their copy and misspell their own organization's name.
	It feels pretty terrible to have to go through and delete past Instagram posts that I've made that discuss my political agenda of BLM and the Biden administration because I'm worried that I'll lose my entire income from my family.
	But every time I post something, I feel in my head the National Association of Realtors saying in JCD's voice, You will obey.
	You will obey.
	You will obey.
	Yeah.
	That's what it's come down to.
	Yeah.
	When I was a kid, we were taught how evil this whole idea was about thinking on your neighbors because that's what they do in Cuba.
	The Cubans have taken over.
	These communists in Cuba have taken over.
	That's when I was a kid.
	These communists in Cuba have taken over Cuba and they have people turn each other in.
	Yeah.
	Don't be a rat, man.
	Don't be a fink.
	Don't be like that.
	No, no, no.
	Now, meanwhile, in American mainstream media...
	And finally, if you like mac and cheese, you'll love this.
	Kraft has created the first-ever grilled cheese incense to make your home smell cheesy all the time.
	Yeah, baby, that's America!
	Foam finger number one!
	We rockin' it!
	Who wants to go into somebody's house that stinks of cheap, beyond cheap cheddar?
	This is a cheap scent.
	It's probably just chemicals that are, they heat up and it makes it smell like a, like cheap cheese.
	Really?
	You've got to think that maybe there was an accident in the lab.
	I'm like, wow, what is this crap?
	Hey, I had that.
	I have an idea.
	We'll turn it into...
	Scented candles.
	Cheese.
	Hey.
	Now, exit strategy.
	There's a thought.
	What about actual mac and cheese candles?
	Okay, maybe not.
	It'll burn.
	So while we were on break, I just want to make sure we get this one on the record until we have it for the show.
	Hunter Biden was questioned by the CIA broadcast system's About his laptop.
	Just so we can wrap it all up.
	He's promoting his book, which he read between...
	I have the archive of his hard drive.
	Or whatever it is.
	Russian disinformation.
	Yeah, with pictures of him kind of pleasuring himself next to his girlfriends.
	Kind of gross.
	Kind of gross.
	Yeah, it's gross.
	There's videos, too.
	Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, the videos.
	Yeah, but okay, let's make sure we clean that up, CBS. In October 2020, a New York Post article said that emails purportedly showing shady dealings in Ukraine by Hunter Biden were found on a laptop computer that he supposedly left in a Delaware repair shop in 2019.
	The details were sketchy at best.
	And last month, a declassified intelligence report said that before the election, the Russians had launched a smear campaign against Joe Biden and his family.
	It does not specifically talk about your laptop.
	Yeah.
	Was that your laptop?
	For real, I don't know.
	I know, but you know that.
	I really don't know.
	You can't lie.
	I don't have any idea.
	I have no idea.
	So it could have been yours.
	Of course, certainly.
	There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me.
	There could be that I was hacked.
	It could be that it was Russian intelligence.
	It could be that it was stolen from me.
	And you didn't drop off a laptop to be repaired in Delaware?
	Not that I remember at all.
	At all.
	He's terrible.
	We'll see.
	We'll see.
	No, I can't remember.
	I don't know.
	It could be.
	I don't know, man.
	What is it?
	He didn't even learn from his father or all the drug deals that he's been involved in and even going overseas to do these deals with the Ukraine.
	He is like, can't just say no.
	It's not my lap.
	This is what he would do.
	This seems like what he should do.
	Maybe he's a good Catholic boy.
	He can't do it.
	Something like that.
	He's a good Catholic boy.
	He says, no.
	No, this is what he should say.
	No, I never even had a laptop.
	I don't have a laptop now.
	I didn't drop a laptop off.
	This is bull crap.
	They created this thing out of thin air.
	I have a Chromebook.
	I don't have a Mac.
	I use a Chromebook.
	I don't use it.
	No.
	No, I've never owned a laptop.
	Okay, I've never owned a laptop.
	No, it's not my laptop.
	No, these are not my files.
	He can't do that.
	You are just like...
	He's a good Catholic boy.
	You're like, better call Saul.
	This is the Dvorak legal advice show.
	Here's how you do it.
	Yeah.
	Well, not only that, let's add a dimension to it.
	The fear that it would go like this.
	I mean, let's assume that the journalists aren't going to do their work because obviously it's just a mouthpiece for the agency.
	He says, no, I didn't have a laptop.
	I don't even know where that repair shop is.
	Well, here we have a video of you going into the repair shop.
	Which, of course, we're never going to see.
	No, no.
	And then he goes, I don't know who that is, but it's not me.
	That's how you do it, yeah.
	That's how you do it.
	He can't do it.
	If you're ever indicted...
	So he's just digging a hole.
	They should just put him aside for you.
	If you're ever indicted, you need some media training.
	Curry Dvorak Consulting Group can help you out.
	Don't worry about it.
	Media training.
	It's what it is.
	It's media training.
	It's all that it is.
	We've seen the way people lie, straight face, and how to do it.
	I mean, it's not that hard to teach it.
	I think you're right.
	I think you're right.
	He is a good Catholic boy.
	And, you know, whatever conflicts he's had in his life and whatever's happened to him, I'm sure that the addiction, which seems to be pretty severe with him, comes from somewhere.
	Well, he also had to go to rehab.
	And in rehab, they really pound his be honest, be honest, be honest.
	That's what I was going to say.
	It's like, if you did a 12-step, and you have to be honest.
	And so even this is, it's actually abusive towards him because...
	Making him do this where he fully well knows that he's talking out of his butt is probably going to send him over the edge again because he can't live with this type of guilt.
	But it will be great when it happens.
	That's always cool.
	Good material.
	Good material for the show.
	Hey, speaking of the Bidens, let me do another one of these.
	Yes, dug up from the archives by one of our No Agenda producers.
	We go back to May 12th of 2013.
	I had a real dream last night, and I woke up from this.
	Put this in the Red Book, just for yucks.
	All right.
	And it was vivid, okay?
	It was vivid, and maybe because we've played a couple of clips of him recently.
	I've been watching video of him.
	Are you ready for this?
	Joe Biden was president.
	Exactly.
	And he sucked.
	I mean, it was like a takeover, and he was off his rocker, and he was just like insane.
	There's a lot of people.
	Premonition.
	Wow.
	This show, man.
	This show is the best show in the universe, there's no doubt about it.
	It truly is.
	And we went on to analyze why this could happen.
	I mean, it's interesting to listen to.
	We went in very deep, and it's...
	It is in fact not just, it's educational because so many things are coming back.
	It's literally like the people who are running it now, which has to be the Obama kind of Brennan crew, Susan Rice, obviously, maybe even Jared, don't discount Valerie Jarrett, she's a connector.
	And then who knows who the money people are.
	But they're running this right back to where they were.
	Okay, that was four years of orange.
	Damn orange.
	Hurry up.
	It's going to get colder.
	We've got to get this climate thing going.
	We've got to lock these people down, squash them like bugs.
	We've got to kill some people.
	Or am I just a time traveler?
	You're a time traveler.
	So let's listen to Biden's two...
	I only have two Biden clips for today.
	Okay.
	And he went to the...
	He has in the front of the Black Caucus, and it was quite interesting.
	Some of the...
	They were...
	The media would not get...
	He couldn't get a question in on the guy.
	They're yelling and screaming at him.
	They wanted to ask him stuff.
	Oh, it was unbelievable.
	Really?
	But they rousted him.
	him out out out out and so they rousted him but he did say have a couple opening comments and you can listen to him and see if he makes sense of him this is biden at the black caucus one everybody in Thank you.
	Look, it's an honor to be with all of you today, and I know it's been a pretty painful week, you know, with the loss we've had, you know, A good friend, S.E. Hastings, which I knew a long, long time.
	And to lose him is losing a piece of the...
	I don't know what.
	Just losing a piece of something.
	A piece of my mind.
	Losing him is like losing I don't know what.
	A piece of my memory.
	A piece of the puzzle to why I'm sitting here.
	So now he goes on his second clip.
	Yeah, your premonition, your vivid dream has come over too true.
	It was right there in front of me.
	Yeah, you should have put some money and gone down to Las Vegas book.
	Yeah.
	Okay, here we go.
	Yeah, all right.
	Two?
	And also, you know, Dante Wright in Minnesota, that god-awful shooting and result in his death.
	And in the midst of an ongoing trial over the killing of George Floyd, and Lord only knows what's happened based on what the verdict will or will not be there.
	Oh, man.
	But we're in the business, all of us meeting today, to deliver some real change.
	you When we took office, I haven't talked with Jim at length about this.
	Every single aspect of...
	I signed the executive order.
	Every single aspect of our government, including every agency, has as a primary focus dealing with equity.
	Not a joke.
	In the beginning, we talked at length about it, Jim.
	And not only...
	But we also...
	We have an awful lot of things we have to deal with, not when it only comes to police, when it comes to advancing to quality economic opportunity.
	Cedric always says the thing that would drive him crazy is that everybody wouldn't want to talk about equity in the black community, talk about prisons.
	Oh, no, this is...
	Okay, a couple of things.
	One, for the President of the United States to say...
	Well, you know, Lord knows what's going to happen based upon the outcome of that trial.
	What are you doing?
	No, that's not, you're supposed to say, you know, if you say anything at all, which I don't think was necessary, you have to keep people calm and talk about justice and whatever the bullcrap words are, but not, well, we'll see.
	He's like, can't wait to see what happens there.
	Horrible man.
	Horrible.
	He is a horrible man.
	So that brings me to two clips and then I'm done.
	Well, we got a lot more show left to go.
	I don't know how done you want to be.
	I got more clips, but I'm talking about for this segment.
	Ah, okay.
	Dante, now I want to play, this is the short report on the Dante murder that took place.
	This poor woman shot this guy who was resisting arrest, I should mention, but that's okay.
	And I want to play this short report.
	This is PBS Dante's short report.
	In the day's other news, the former police officer who fatally shot Daunte Wright outside Minneapolis was charged with second-degree manslaughter.
	Kim Potter resigned yesterday and was arrested this morning.
	The Wright family's attorney reacted in New York.
	In less than a week, the district attorney made the decision that we will charge this officer and the family of Dante Wright will get to have their day in court.
	So we say justice for Dante Wright.
	Potter's former boss has said she grabbed her gun by mistake and the charge against her involves negligence, not intent.
	She could get up to 10 years in prison.
	And that is followed up by this very short report again from PBS on Ashley Babbitt, the woman who was shot in the neck at the presidential, at the peaceful protest.
	The U.S. Capitol Police officer who shot and killed a woman during the January assault on the Capitol will not be charged.
	Federal prosecutors cited insufficient evidence today.
	The woman, Ashley Babbitt of San Diego, was part of a pro-Trump mob.
	Yeah, I give you a clip of the day for that series.
	That was good.
	Clip of the day.
	Thank you.
	That's exactly what's wrong here.
	Now, you say the poor woman, the police officer.
	26 years on the force and you pull your firearm instead of your taser by mistake.
	You need to go back to training.
	You've got a real problem.
	Ironically, she's a trainer.
	Well, thank you.
	That says even more.
	There's a problem there.
	That can't happen.
	Now, should she go to jail for 10 years?
	No.
	I saw the video.
	It was a very, you know, shit happens, but this should not happen.
	That's what you train for.
	I don't understand that.
	And maybe one of our LEOs can explain that, our producers, if it's really that easy.
	I may be off base, but holy crap.
	Seems like that's something, you know, it's like pushing down on the stick instead of up, which I guess happens, but...
	But yeah, so this is not the same justice system.
	And not the same media system.
	All day long on MSNBC, which I always have on here in the studio, which I thought when we had some buzz problems, I thought it was coming from that.
	It's all they're doing.
	It's the trial live.
	Oh, you know what?
	I just have to play this one piece from this trial.
	This is how stupid it is.
	And I'm blown away by the people who are testifying and what they're testifying to based upon the analysis that has been done by so many, but now it's just not showing up in this trial at all.
	When I heard this, I'm like, oh my God, everyone there is an idiot.
	This is the other police officer, the Asian guy, just so you can see it, the one who was kind of talking to people as they were filming him, Asian American, Asian guy.
	And I think the prosecution.
	Does this appear to be your body-worn camera?
	Yes.
	And I note at the top right-hand corner here, there is a date.
	What is the date?
	May 26th.
	Of 2020?
	Yes.
	And I notice a time here of 1-10-25-Z. Do you know what that means?
	I do not.
	Okay.
	Are you familiar with Greenwich Mean Time?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	So you don't know why the time stamp, you said you were, what time would you originally estimate that you were dispatched to this call or that you assigned to this call?
	I'll say approximately 8, 8 o'clock.
	Okay.
	Obviously there's a time difference here that says 1, 10 p.m.
	You have no idea why that would be?
	I don't know.
	So these two brain surgeons have never heard of Zulu time.
	This guy had never heard of Greenwich Mean Time.
	That's a problem.
	That's a problem in education.
	And then they say, well, there's clearly a discrepancy.
	Yeah, Zulu time, Greenwich Mean Time, whatever the time was.
	GMT. Everyone's heard of GMT. No!
	Anyone with a normal education should know what GMT is.
	You know what PDT is?
	You know what PST is?
	You know what EST is?
	Yeah, I'm telling you, no, there is no more education.
	This guy's not that old.
	He's an older millennial of that.
	I think, I don't think he's, he's got to be in his low 30s.
	I should ask the table, next time we have a big group, I'm going to ask how many people know what GMT is.
	And throw in a Zulu just to make sure, just to see anyone's super, extra points.
	Okay, I'll put in, they'll be less likely to know Zulu.
	Extra points.
	I'll ask them, you guys ever heard of Zulu or GMT? Anybody?
	What does it mean?
	I'll bet you nobody can answer unless one of them cheats and listens to the show.
	Isn't it amazing?
	It is amazing.
	It truly is.
	It's astonishing, actually.
	It's because they're teaching gender studies.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I have a couple things on the Freedom Passport, then we're going to thank some more people.
	And let's see where we're going to jump in here.
	Okay, let's start with ABC America this morning.
	In the meantime, a new battle is brewing over so-called vaccine passports as more companies and schools consider whether to require their employees, customers, and students to prove they're vaccinated.
	I think if a private organization wants to require vaccination in order to use their services, then they should be allowed to do that, whether that's a cruise line that wants to protect their customers or a church that wants to protect their congregation.
	Florida's governor already banned businesses from requiring proof of vaccination, saying vaccine passports would create two classes of citizens based on vaccination.
	And now, the governor of Texas also banning them.
	Government should not require any Texan to show proof of vaccination and reveal private health information just to go about their daily lives.
	Now, notice that even the governor of Texas, Abbott, who you heard there at the end, is talking about government.
	Now, this is not a government operation.
	The vaccine passports is all different big tech companies who are all trying to get to corner the market.
	None of one's really figured it out.
	IBM... They've got New York City and New York State on board with their Excelsior Pass.
	Microsoft is still trying to figure stuff out.
	We had early on the tracking and tracing with the collaboration of Apple and Google.
	That didn't take off.
	We've seen all these different things not happening, but now the players are going to start to emerge.
	And we have to make sure that we keep the tension going, that we really need a form of You hear that?
	That's a good one to say, because it puts you at risk.
	The market exploding for those who want proof of the shot without the actual jab, as more businesses and events are requiring vaccination or testing results for access.
	They don't seem hard to forge.
	Yeah, it's because there's no digital signature or any type of validation for the cards.
	Mark Ostrowski is a cybersecurity expert who showed us examples his team found on the web, ranging from $100 to $600.
	It says it ships from the United Kingdom worldwide.
	So it's possible you could pay and not get a forged card and just get ripped off.
	Absolutely.
	That's always the risk.
	Creating and using a forged card is criminal.
	You've recreated the card without authorization.
	That is misuse of a government seal, and that's a federal felony.
	There's a reason why you can't lie about things that could put people's lives at risk.
	In the complaint that just came in today...
	An individual was posting on social media that their girlfriend works at a vaccine facility, and she took the cards and gave it to him, and then they subsequently filled it out with false information.
	Investigators want to hear about these scams.
	Report them to 1-800-HHS-TIPS. Can I say something?
	Sure.
	We had a local report on this.
	And the reporter went out and found this guy.
	The guy was selling for $250 these cards on eBay.
	And then they talked to the guy.
	He says, I'm just selling cards.
	I'm not doing anything illegal.
	But the thing is, what he's doing illegal, it kind of...
	Morally illegal is that you can find these cards online.
	We even have, I think, one of our listeners put a template up.
	Just print them out.
	They're available.
	I have one.
	I never printed it, but from the Wyoming Health Department, the Health Department itself has put these cards online.
	Yeah.
	They're online.
	You can download the template, print it out on some card stock, and look at whatever the model is.
	They are generally signed.
	There's a signature of the person that gave the shot, and then the date, and then the lot number of the shot is what is on there, supposed to be on there.
	But you can get these things.
	So some guy is charging $250 for something you can get for free.
	Yeah.
	That's the scandal.
	Nobody is talking about the scandal.
	That's the scandal right there.
	Yeah.
	From a no agenda perspective, absolutely.
	Yeah, from our perspective, that's the scandal.
	But you can already see it coming together.
	All these woke companies who don't care about anything, at least not human, on thefreedomlist.io, they're going to be requiring this stuff because this is part of the program.
	This is the whole idea.
	And, you know, we might as well go to the board member of Pfizer.
	What do you think of this idea of vaccine passports?
	I think we should allow people to own the information about whether or not they've been vaccinated.
	Right now, you don't own that information.
	The card that you got can be bought on eBay.
	It's not going to be verification.
	We've piggybacked reporting on whether or not you've been vaccinated on the child immunization scheme.
	There's 64 districts that the states report to on whether on who's been vaccinated for COVID.
	That system is actually the system that states report to on childhood immunization.
	It can't be queried by individuals.
	We can't get access to that information.
	So we need to create a way for people to own this.
	I've got to cut you off there, Dr.
	Gottlieb.
	Thank you very much.
	Yeah, we've got to find a way for people to own this.
	Of course you own your own data.
	It's on your phone.
	It's your phone, isn't it?
	Didn't you buy it?
	It's your phone.
	So it's safe.
	It's your data.
	You have it.
	It's safe on your phone.
	Trust us.
	Trust us.
	It's safe.
	And right on cue, I told you they want to be your store.
	They want to be your grocer.
	They want to be your God knows what else these a-holes own.
	They want to be your newspaper.
	They want to tell you how woke you're going to be.
	They want to be your aspirational dream flying to the moon or flying to outer space.
	They want to be your bank.
	And yes, Amazon wants to be your doctor.
	And these are the guys you watch.
	They're going to bring you the passport.
	Because your data, your data will be safe with Amazon.
	And they'll take care of everything for you.
	Amazon Care.
	Hey.
	Is this for sure?
	The best care is always by your side.
	There for you whenever you need it.
	Which is why we created Amazon Care.
	A healthcare experience built around you.
	That cares for you and those you care for.
	Whether you need an answer to a question, someone to speak with face-to-face, someone complaining that his right ear has been hurting, or visit you in person, I'd like to send a mobile care nurse to take a look in that ear.
	This is great.
	There's a nurse with a backpack who comes to the door, and the backpack has got all her stuff, and it's going to take care of your kid.
	Ready and available to provide in-person exams, testing, and treatments from your home or workplace.
	That ear does look infected.
	Based on his symptoms, let's go ahead and get him started on antibiotics.
	From delivering prescriptions to providing the follow-up information you need.
	With Amazon Care, care is always by your side.
	Letting you focus on what matters most.
	Amazon cares, yes.
	From cradle to grave, we've got you covered.
	You watch, you watch.
	And you know what?
	They're going to do a great job.
	They're going to do an excellent job.
	What?
	Every time you bring this up, I just want to re-mention a device called Amazon Fire.
	They were also going to take over the cell phone market.
	And they flopped.
	Sure.
	There's something wrong with this company when it comes to this sort of service.
	This is different because a lot of it's delivery and a lot of it is bringing stuff to you.
	They're good at that.
	I'm not going to argue that.
	The telemedicine part is just sales.
	That's what these teledocs are.
	And that's all outsourced.
	I think that's just a technology piece.
	But they will, in essence, you know, care, it's health care.
	You're going to pay a monthly fee, and they're going to do your prescriptions, they're going to do your doctor's appointments, and it's going to be good.
	And it will be cheap.
	No, it will be.
	The problem is, they're going to...
	But it's going to be great.
	It really will be.
	They're going to kick ass with that.
	We'll probably all use it.
	But they're going to control you.
	And they're going to want to direct you and understand you and do more with you.
	It's a very slow burn, these guys.
	Super smart.
	Alright, just to finalize this, there was a lot of...
	There's misinformation about a former Pfizer scientist, Mike Yeadon, Y-E-A-D-O-N. And a lot of what I saw was, a former chief scientist at Pfizer says this vaccine is to kill us all!
	I was obviously interested in the former chief scientist and tracked down the most recent interview where some of this material was coming from.
	While he does not say anything like that, he does have some interesting things to say.
	He's not a chief scientist.
	He did work at Pfizer.
	He does have the credentials.
	And it's a little more nuanced, but not bad to listen to.
	Now vaccine passports sounds like a sort of reasonable thing until you think about it.
	So if you're 70 and you've maybe got high blood pressure and you've chosen to be vaccinated and everything's gone well, you haven't had any terrible side effects, that's good.
	You're now immune to coronavirus.
	It doesn't matter to you whether I'm vaccinated or not vaccinated.
	I'm going to choose not to have it, thanks very much.
	You would understand that, given what I've just described.
	Also, I'm not very old.
	I'm slim.
	I have no other risk factors.
	I'd be mad to take this.
	Now, of course, they're not going to give me a vaccine certificate, but you 70-year-old with high blood pressure, you're immune.
	You don't need to know what my immune status is.
	So you should hopefully say, no, I don't want you to have a vaccine passport because it's clearly not necessary.
	And I clearly don't want to know whether or not you've had a vaccine at all.
	I don't care.
	So I tell you what, it doesn't work for the non-vaccinated.
	It's not necessary for the vaccinated.
	That kind of logic?
	Oh, no.
	It's too good, too logical.
	Way too logical.
	And then he wraps it up with what he thinks the vaccine passports are really for, which is not far from what we would think probably.
	It's for someone else, isn't it?
	It can only be for someone else.
	And the someone else, I think, is the person or power that's going to operate a database.
	And what will it have on it, folks?
	It'll have your name.
	A digital identity that's unique to you in the world, and it'll have at least one flag which will say you have been vaccinated or you haven't been.
	And I think what they're planning on doing is building a one, for the first time in human history, a common platform database with your name, a unique ID, and initially, it's arbitrary, it could have been anything, but arbitrarily it's going to be your immunisation status.
	And they're going to change your privileges according to whether or not your flag is up that you've had it or it's down and not.
	And the reason they'll do that is to coerce the other people who haven't had vaccination to come onto the platform.
	If you think about that, that platform provides the perfect tool for totalitarian control of every living being on the planet.
	That's what I think they want to do.
	And do you know what that ID number is going to be derived from?
	IPv6.
	I was going to say your Bitcoin node.
	No, it's going to be IPv6.
	That's where they've got enough numbers to go around, and they don't want to put their IPv6 on everything.
	Every person will have their own IPv6 number.
	And you'll probably be radiating that.
	It'll just be a tattoo.
	It could be on your phone and just bouncing around.
	Yeah, so that's part of the 5G stuff.
	It'll be IPv6.
	This is why we've just subconsciously rejected those notions.
	Because we know that it's going to be our ultimate.
	That's interesting.
	Hold on a second.
	Holy crap!
	This is weird.
	Okay.
	Producer wrote and says, so a colleague of mine who works for IBM just told us today that the federal government is running out of social security numbers and has tasked IBM to come up with a new plan.
	Not sure of the significance, but it could lead to a purge of dead social security numbers or a new way of notating people.
	Holy crap, John.
	I think you've nailed it.
	And that makes so much sense because if we go under the assumption that Amazon really just doesn't have, as you said, there's something wrong with this company.
	They're not good at doing those types of services.
	Let's go back to our default, which is trusted big blue.
	This has got to be IBM. They had the experience of tracking the Jews on behalf of Nazi Germany, as documented by Edwin Black, friend of the show.
	Just saying that.
	This was the punch cards.
	The punch cards, the national census data.
	Polarith cards, yes.
	But they were doing it on...
	It was not IBM directly.
	It was their German subsidiaries, I think.
	IBM German.
	IBM Germany.
	IBM Deutschland.
	They had a firewall.
	Here.
	Business relations between IBM and the Hitler regime continued uninterrupted in the face of broad international calls for economic boycott.
	Willy Heidinger, who remained the chief executive of Dehomag, the German subsidiary of IBM, Dehomag, D-E-H-O-M-A-G, of which IBM owned 90%, was an enthusiastic supporter of the Hitler regime.
	Enthusiastic!
	I like these guys.
	I'm very bullish.
	I'm very bullish on the Nazi party.
	On April 12th, 1933, ooh, anniversary, the German government announced plans to conduct a long-delayed national census.
	Ah.
	The project was particularly important to the Nazis as a mechanism for the identification of Jews, gypsies, tramps, and thieves and other ethnic groups.
	Hmm.
	So, IBM would be the guys.
	I mean, it's in their DNA, right?
	It is in their DNA. Luckily, they've been hitting the head too many times.
	They're kind of dumb.
	But it may save the company because there's nothing else saving them.
	Yeah, they tried blockchain.
	I still don't know what they did.
	Oh, they were going to also do a big Linux.
	They're in Linux right away.
	Linux services.
	Blockchain.
	They keep trying to do stuff that's trendy.
	But, yeah.
	Well, that'd be great.
	IPv6 may have even had some...
	IBM may have had some contribution to that whole idea.
	Hmm.
	Or maybe they combine it all.
	IPv6 blockchain, brought to you by IBM. Hey, let's thank some more of our, let's thank our associate executive producer, shall we?
	Yes, I think we should.
	Do we have some sort of an intro?
	Well, I was thinking about it, I mean, because we're going to do another segment after this.
	Well, I do have another can.
	Hold on a second.
	Well, okay.
	Hit me with your can, baby.
	There's no place that I'd rather be than right here.
	My redneck, white socks, and blue ribbon beard.
	Woohoo!
	Yeah, two paps in the show, ladies and gentlemen.
	Okay.
	Let's go crazy.
	Throw your panties on the stage.
	This will be a group of the executive, associate executive producers in the 1337.
	Nice pair of cans, John.
	Yeah, I had a pair of cans.
	Kevin...
	What do you think that's pronounced?
	Lox?
	L-A-U-X? L-O-O? Kevin Lowe.
	In Raleigh, North Carolina.
	26740.
	No note from him.
	I'm sure if he has something to say, he'll tell us.
	Onward with Jonathan Hess at 255.34 from Heidelberg.
	Deutschland.
	Talk and speak of Heidelberg.
	Speaking of Deutschland?
	Yes.
	The Deutschlander?
	Deutschlander.
	First things first, please de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	Noah Jen has been an island of sanity and a sea of bullshit.
	Thank you for all the epic work you guys do.
	And to the No Agenda community for the continued and reliable reality checks.
	Today is my 26th birthday.
	Ah, older millennial, or actually lower millennial.
	No better way to celebrate than the donation of the best podcast in the universe.
	Also, happy birthday to John tomorrow.
	Oh, it's late, but it's nice.
	Yeah, thank you.
	It's nice enough.
	My donation to 23433, meaning two because it's been too long since I have donated, five for John's birthday, four for my birthday, and 33 because it's a magic number.
	Thanks, sir.
	5534 of the Blueberry Mountain.
	I don't know if he was...
	Yeah, he's on the birthday list.
	Yeah, he's on the list and he's at the table.
	Tech Wipe from N.A. Social.
	$250.
	Associate Executive Producership for you.
	Hello, I'm continuing to enjoy your radio talking program.
	What do you do?
	I do a radio talking program.
	This donation...
	Oh man, it's a whole other story.
	This show's too long.
	Remind me to tell you the podcast story from vacation on Sunday.
	It's pretty funny.
	Okay.
	This donation puts me halfway down the road to knighthood.
	I think I'll make a pit stop for my Roy Rogers roast beef sandwich.
	Between no agenda and a quilting life, there's no better time to be a podcast fan.
	Keep it up.
	See you two in two more stops.
	Right.
	Thank you.
	Tech White.
	Tech wipe.
	Mm-hmm.
	Baroness Karen of the Blue Moon comes in with 250 from Colorado Springs, Colorado.
	Hi, guys.
	On a work call today, I hit an associate in the mouth.
	The way he verbally backed away slowly, you'd think I was asking if he'd accepted J.C. into his life, not J.C. me or my son.
	Anyway, thanks for all you do.
	Hope you had a nice vacation.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Baroness Karen.
	Yeah, good time.
	Very good time.
	Anonymous from Santa Clara, California.
	$220.
	No note.
	And anonymous.
	So, I guess...
	We'll await any note needed.
	Michael Bryant from Laguna Niguel, 213.33.
	I was sending 33s.
	I was seeing 33s wherever I went.
	I know it was time to chip in.
	So since I missed getting in on the 1337, here's my beat donation.
	Hope you guys enjoyed your time off.
	Both shows were awesome.
	No jingles, but some karma for everybody.
	Yes, we've got some karma for everybody.
	Oops, here we go.
	Hey, come on.
	There we go.
	You've got karma.
	Let's see.
	Sir Don, Baron of New Hampshire and the Merrimack Valley, 211-11, Wyndham, New Hampshire.
	John Adam, your story about the bounce email got my attention.
	Bounce email.
	Maybe it means the MailChimp.
	MailChimp problem?
	Probably.
	That sucks, but that is the world we live in now.
	Very sad.
	Shout out to my NA friends on the West Coast, Sir Brian Destroyer of Cones and Dame Jenna.
	It's nice to know people who are reasonable.
	Karma for all of us, Sir Don Baron of New Hampshire.
	You've got it, Sir Don, for everybody.
	You've got karma.
	John Kaverick in Bellevue, Nebraska, 21012.
	ITM, and welcome back.
	Jingles was the orange gumps, little girl yay, and a goat karma.
	Two birthday call-outs.
	Happy birthday to my brother-in-law, Darius Miller, who turned 37 on April 9th.
	Please call him out as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	And happy birthday to Michael Shepard, who turned 51 on April 13th.
	We love you, Shepie.
	This donation puts me well past knighthood, accounting below.
	I waited a couple of weeks for this show number, specifically because it melds two of my favorite numbers together.
	It combines 138 and 33, which represents the misfits and no agenda to me.
	Two of my favorite things to listen to, both.
	Of which bring me joy and sanity.
	I'd like to be knighted, sir.
	Pasty of the plat.
	And with not too much trouble, I'd like to request bush light and brisket.
	This is the second brisket request.
	Yeah, we got lots of brisket today.
	A lot of brisket today.
	Looking forward to many more years of your faithful media deconstruction.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Let me just add that into the roundtable.
	You want to do the next one while I'm doing?
	Oh, I need the jingles.
	No, because you got the orange dumps.
	Orange!
	They did dumps.
	They call them dumps.
	Big, massive dumps.
	Yay!
	You've got...
	Karma.
	I'll do the next one anyway.
	Sean O'Connell, $200.
	Another contribution to say thank you for the continued good work you do.
	And we have Ryan Mueller, or as we'd say in Texas, we'd say Miller in Texas.
	M-U-E-L-L-R is L-I-E-R is Miller.
	Really?
	Yeah, I know.
	It's crazy.
	That's like, you know, in New York, we don't say Houston Street.
	We say Houston.
	Urbana, Illinois, is where Ryan is from.
	$200 from him.
	Associate Executive Producer to Adam and John.
	I'm sending this donation to commemorate the first birthday of our firstborn son, Easton Mueller.
	This coming Saturday, the 17th.
	Please add him to the birthday list.
	Done.
	I also ask that you de-douche his daddy.
	You've been de-douched.
	It's really been too long since my last donation.
	Thank you for bringing great value to my life and the lives of all the members of the No Agenda family.
	The information, perspectives, and analysis you provide are an effective antidote to today's cultural and media landscape.
	Thank you.
	Keep up the good work.
	No jingles, but please deliver a pregnancy karma for my wonderful wife, Megan, and human resource number two, who will arrive in December.
	Yes, and she'll be named Adam or John.
	Thank you, Ryan Mueller, Urbana, Illinois.
	Here we go.
	Let's do some of that sweet pregnancy karma.
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous comes in and says, Please keep me anonymous.
	Thanks for the sanity, you jokers.
	Please play you slaves can eat mac and cheese for my kids.
	Sorry about that.
	I got a little behind the aircraft.
	You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese.
	Hey, everybody!
	What the hell is that?
	What was that one?
	It's at the end of it for some reason.
	I don't know why.
	I like our normal one.
	You're up.
	Okay, we have Nick Vossler from Denver, Colorado.
	C200 in the morning, gents.
	Welcome back from your well-earned time off.
	I write to you today as I realized it was a good time to step up, seeing that MailChimp now seems to be opposed to the best podcast in the universe.
	Yes, indeed.
	Isn't it weird?
	I also wanted to say a quick thanks to Adam for reading a donation note I made for a family member back in October, despite being below the $200 threshold.
	So keep this one brief.
	Thank you both for your courage.
	Thank you to producer Patrick for introducing me to the show three years ago.
	And keep on keeping on.
	Given that male chump kerfuffle, I think the squirrel male jingle song would be fitting if possible.
	I'll play it a little bit.
	We haven't played it in a long time.
	I actually did see some tweets...
	Of people saying, I don't understand, man.
	Doesn't John use squirrel mail?
	Which is never helpful when we're in a very hectic and tight situation.
	But always, there is one big answer for the problems to all email in the universe.
	It is the one and only!
	Yes!
	We have Tanya Zelishuk, I think, in Bishop, California.
	200 bucks.
	No note from her.
	We'll wait for it.
	And then last on this list is Charlie Peel again, I think.
	I think this is the other half, isn't it?
	Oh, the other half of the Peels.
	I think this is the other Peel, I think.
	Until now, it was a cheap-ass night, he writes.
	Of the 10th anniversary, since the 10th anniversary, or of the 10th anniversary show, that means he got it at half price.
	Right.
	But since my smoking hot wife, Vicky, is becoming an insta-dame this show, I figured that it was a good time to become a real knight.
	This contribution would put me over the top into true knighthood, and I would henceforth like to be known as Sir Charles Peel, Knight of the Rim Country.
	Keep up the fantastic work, gents.
	No jingles needed, but some R2-D2 karma would be great.
	Wow.
	So we have Charlie becoming a knight and Vicky becoming a dame.
	Those two are going to need a room tonight.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Yeah.
	Smoking hot.
	Now we're just going to read names and locations of the elite 13370s.
	In one case, anonymous, 13373.
	But we do have to read this because his last donation brought him over the amount needed for knighthood.
	When he saw today's show was 1337, I figured, let's call this baby in.
	Please knight me, sir, dude named Jeff.
	And he's ordered chocolate chip cookies and Arnold Palmer's for the round table.
	And we do need to give him his hook-up karma because he is a knight today.
	You've got karma.
	The rest of these people are 133.70, starting with Philip Jordan in Stanley, Wisconsin.
	Dennis Adams, Parts Unknown.
	Sir Nine of Memphis is a knight in 133.70.
	Emily Clanton in Traveler's Rest, South Carolina, which I think is just a rest stop on the freeway.
	Joseph Steelman in Rolla, Missouri, 13370.
	We're simply the best he likes to show.
	Baron Bob in High Point, North Carolina.
	Jeremy Dixon in Irving, Texas.
	Jason Schiffer in Wilmot, New Hampshire.
	Baron Chris of the Karwatha Highlands in Cortese, Ontario.
	Brandon Lovejoy in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
	Carl Lindner in Cary, North Carolina.
	Sir OMA, parts unknown.
	Sir OMA.
	Sir OMA, okay.
	Sir Marcus of the Hinterland in Deutschland, or Deutschland, Walkman, Duke of Buckeye.
	Baron Sir Lineman of the Net in Anna, Illinois.
	I want to thank, by the way, these people for jumping in on this.
	This was fabulous.
	Joel Cox.
	Hold on, John.
	Sir lineman of the net, he gets a title change to Baron lineman of the net, Raleigh Hawk, pending the approval of the Peerage Committee, which is approved.
	He would like to, I believe it is, he would like to claim the territory of Southern Shillinois, which I guess is...
	Shillinois.
	Shillinois.
	So we're good.
	Yes.
	And Joel Cox in Glenshaw, Pennsylvania, Ecuador, Eric, in Richmond, Virginia.
	David Vond and Brand in Tenard, Holland.
	Tenard.
	Tenard.
	Wesley Olson in Seattle, Washington.
	Alex Ulrich in Burnsville, Minnesota.
	Nuts.
	Jason D. Howard in Livermore, Colorado.
	Oriental Cat Food, Brian, in Torrance, California, 133.7.
	He has a bunch of...
	He wants some moving karma.
	Oh, no.
	He says it worked.
	Okay.
	Billy Noonay, Sir B. Boop, Knight of the Frozen Tundra, Sir Shortstack in Olephant, Pennsylvania.
	And that's our group of...
	Lead donors.
	Producers.
	Yes.
	So I want to thank you all for that.
	And we'll be back with one more segment, just before we wrap the show, of anyone from 50 to 100.
	And just so I understand, everyone who's on the lead list gets a credit today as well, correct?
	It's going to be a big-ass list.
	Do they get a credit in the credits on the show notes?
	If you want to put a big long list there, we can, or we can put a separate page up.
	There's a lot of people.
	I'll collapse it.
	You won't see it.
	I know what to do.
	Okay.
	Oh, no.
	If you collapse, yes, just put these people in there.
	Yeah, that's what I thought.
	It's nice.
	People like that.
	They deserve that.
	No, it's a great idea and it should be done.
	I think I may have even promised it.
	Thank you all very much, and we will be thanking a few more people.
	We've got a couple more stories to go through, and here's the karma everybody requested.
	You've got karma.
	Okay.
	Now what?
	I've got a couple things.
	I've got a couple things.
	Go ahead, please.
	Well, we've got the Biden stuff out there.
	How about this?
	No, I'm sorry.
	Just on the Biden stuff, because I've got one Biden clip.
	Okay, I want to hear it.
	Now, this was a video, but I think this is what he actually said in part during his infrastructure pitch.
	I think we were away for that, weren't we?
	Or it was the day of or whatever he was pitching his infrastructure plan.
	And this came out of it.
	I can't believe this is true.
	We're going to talk about commercial aircraft flying at subsonic speeds, supersonic speeds, traverse the world in about an hour and travel 21,000 miles an hour.
	Imagine a world where you and your family can travel coast to coast without a single tank of gas.
	We're on a high-speed train, close to as fast as you can, and go across the country in a plane.
	21,000 miles an hour.
	Okay.
	Oh, you know, I had...
	I wonder if that really happened.
	He had one of these gaffes, and I for some reason don't have the clip of it.
	Oh, well.
	Yeah, he does that a lot.
	He has his latest thing, by the way.
	He keeps another piece of notepad in his...
	He's got another note that he carries around with him all the time.
	Oh, really?
	No.
	Yeah, he pulled it out in one of his little...
	Or he pulled it out during his announcement of...
	Leaving Afghanistan.
	This is like Miles Redwood.
	He says, I carry this note on me.
	It's the death count.
	Oh, no.
	Soldier in Afghanistan?
	Yes.
	No, he's doing that again?
	Yeah.
	The same as with COVID? Yeah, he's got...
	But this one, the funny thing is, I did watch.
	The COVID is in his left pocket.
	The Afghanistan deaths are in his right pocket.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Really?
	He pulled it out and read from it.
	Oh my goodness.
	Yeah, that and empty chairs is like his thing.
	Yeah, that's pretty much...
	So what did Joe Biden say in four years?
	Well, you know, he had some notes on numbers and empty chairs.
	Not empty chairs.
	Yeah, empty chairs.
	He does seem a lot more coherent, though.
	I've seen him doing pretty good.
	I'm like, well, all right.
	That's because they're keeping him less than 20 minutes.
	Well, I think, didn't we determine 12?
	He goes off the rails after 15 minutes is touch and go.
	Yeah, I think 12 minutes is really the goal.
	It's what we're aiming for.
	Full 12.
	A full 12, Joe.
	Hang in there.
	What?
	Oh, boy.
	It's a fantastic time to be a podcaster.
	All right.
	Let's catch up with, yes, let's catch up with some news.
	Okay.
	Here's the Iran deal report, the NPR. I have one of these reports, too.
	Let's see, this is NPR. The Biden administration expects indirect talks to resume tomorrow over efforts to revive the nuclear agreement with Iran.
	They're taking place in Vienna, though European, through mere European mediators.
	As we hear from NPR's Larry Kaplow.
	White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki says the resumption of talks will be part of what she called a long process.
	The 2015 agreement eased economic sanctions in exchange for limits on Iran's nuclear program, but former President Donald Trump pulled out and reimposed sanctions in 2018.
	He said the deal wasn't tough enough.
	In turn, Tehran ramped up its nuclear work, and this week it announced another move to do so after sabotage at one of its facilities.
	Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei repeated demands the U.S. lift sanctions before Iran complies with the deal again, saying proposals so far haven't been worth looking at.
	European mediators will be shuttling between the two sides.
	Well, first of all, that was really one of the most boring reads I've ever heard of any news story in my life.
	That's not even an NPR. That's not even good NPR. That's shit.
	It's like the JV. Listen, I listen to this all the time.
	It's exactly what it sounds like.
	It sucks.
	I have the expanded Iran story about this sabotage.
	Yes, NPR doesn't cover it.
	Well, ABC covers it, kind of.
	A developing story overseas concerning Iran's nuclear program.
	An incident at one of Iran's uranium-enriched sites triggered a power outage, and there are suggestions that Israel is behind the sabotage.
	No one has claimed responsibility, but officials from the U.S. and Israel tell the New York Times that Israeli intelligence played a role.
	The Times says the plant could now be out of service for nine months.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's kicking off.
	Israel doesn't have Trump anymore, so, all right, we've got to go do it ourselves.
	Meanwhile, everybody stay at home with your freedom bracelet.
	Get your vaccine.
	Fill out the Pfizer form.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	And God knows what else has happened, because, you know, China is eating up all the electricity over there.
	Mining Bitcoin in Iran.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's great.
	This is a great, it's great.
	I can't even, it's just, it's so much fun.
	It's just fantastic.
	Well, you brought up China.
	I get to play these two clips.
	Okay, good.
	For China, we've got to go to Russia.
	Remember China, Russia.
	We've got to remember all these things.
	They're pushing this.
	I haven't got Russia, but let's talk about the electricity.
	More about the yuan, as most people call it.
	The yuan status.
	One.
	Let's play this clip.
	Despite its efforts, the Chinese regime is less likely to challenge the U.S. dollar's dominance, at least anytime soon.
	Taiwan's central bank.
	It says that's because the regime lacks key conditions.
	They are needed to make the Chinese yuan a global currency like the dollar.
	But the regime is holding out hope, now focusing on the introduction of its digital currency.
	The virtual money is issued by its central bank and is already in pilot use in several Chinese cities.
	For now, China is leading the world in the digital currency race.
	Last year, a Chinese professor claimed that digital currency is enough of a game changer to eventually make the Chinese yuan a global currency.
	But Taiwan's central bank argues that three factors are holding China back from achieving that goal.
	The first is its strict capital control.
	Beijing keeps tight controls over money moving in and out of China.
	Large overseas money transfers and foreign exchange purchases are all subject to scrutiny.
	These policies aren't likely to fundamentally change.
	Not to mention enterprises and companies.
	Even for an individual, if your transaction is over tens of thousands of yuan, it is subject to immediate control.
	So the yuan now has two dead knots.
	One is circulation, and the other is exchange.
	If these two knots are not untied, the talks of yuan internationalization are just empty words.
	Oh, man.
	I'm glad you brought this.
	This is very interesting.
	They are making some strong moves.
	You see how they slap Jack Ma around again?
	Like, hey, and pay some money.
	I didn't know what to do with Jack Ma.
	Well, he had Ant Financial.
	He was going to do the whole payment thing.
	It was going to be a huge IPO. And then the CCP jumped in and said no.
	And then they fined him.
	They fined him billions.
	And Ant Financial went...
	They locked him up, didn't they?
	Well, they had...
	We don't know if they locked him up.
	But Ant Financial said, thank you for the fine.
	We appreciate that.
	They had to humiliate themselves.
	Thank you very much for kicking my ass.
	See, I don't think the U.S. does not have their shit together for this.
	The digital euro, they'll take forever, but at least they've got the legislation coming.
	In the U.S., it's a mess.
	The banks don't want it.
	The Fed wants it, of course.
	They want the digital dollar, the central bank digital currency as it's known.
	But the lawmakers can't get their crap together because they're fighting over stupid stuff.
	Yes, okay.
	But meanwhile, the one, you know, they're going to really push that.
	The way I see it, the Chinese themselves, the Chinese people, really like cash.
	They don't like this digital stuff.
	It's going to flop over there.
	I mean, everything I hear...
	Well, let's play a clip, too, and then we can discuss it more.
	The second issue Chinese Yuan faces is public confidence.
	Yes.
	The yen needs to be used more in trade for it to be internationalized.
	If you want to expand its use, you have to gain trust.
	People need to trust the currency.
	But China's domestic debt crisis, lack of transparency in its legal system, and data privacy concerns all raise its question about its trustworthiness.
	The third factor is whether the Chinese yuan can become more attractive than the U.S. dollar.
	So far, China accounts for about one-fifth of global GDP, but the Chinese yuan represents only about 2% of the world's currency reserves, while the U.S. takes up over two-thirds of it.
	Though China still has a long way to go, it is actively taking first steps in Asia to promote its digital currency.
	Late last year, Hong Kong's monetary authority announced it will test the use of digital yuan for cross-border payments.
	Also last year, Singapore said it was discussing ways to work with the Chinese Central Bank on digital currency.
	The Asian Finance Hub has shown willingness to build strategic economic partnerships with China.
	That includes helping promote Yuan internationalization.
	Chinese officials and researchers have also suggested promoting its digital currency and the Yuan through its Belt and Road initiative via its partner countries.
	Penny Zhou, NTD News.
	Okay, so...
	First of all, I'm just going to disagree with you that cash is king in China.
	I think whatever remnant...
	And we have producers in China, so they're going to let us know.
	Whatever remnants were left were taken away when the bank in Shanghai went, oh no, oh no, it's got Rona on it.
	So remember, they were cleaning all that money.
	I'm looking here at New York Times article...
	From 2020, don't even try paying cash in China.
	How two apps created a new kind of commerce in China and what a cashless future might look like.
	This is really, I think they've really converted, certainly in the cities, to QR codes, scanning them with their apps.
	It is a preferred payment method.
	I am led to believe.
	Well, the New York Times, you know, is a mouthpiece for the CIA. I don't know what they're trying to do here.
	And a mouthpiece for China, too.
	So it's very possible that...
	It's a mouthpiece for China.
	Yes, it is.
	So we'll find out.
	Our producers will let us know.
	But this is, I think, part of more of a global push.
	And this started...
	I don't know if you guys talked about it on DH Unplugged, but our Secretary of the Treasury, Janet Yellen, think, oh, we really need like a global corporate tax structure...
	It should be like a global thing.
	We are the world!
	And here's Trudeau in Scandinavia.
	If he's not, he should be a card-carrying CCP member.
	I am wondering, what does Janet Yellen's push for a harmonized corporate tax rate mean for Canada?
	We're all looking forward to conversations at the G7, at the G20 in the coming months with the international financial institutions about how we're going to not just get through this crisis and come back stronger everywhere, but how we can ensure that our international financial systems and institutions are the right ones for the coming decades.
	I think there's a lot of lessons that we've learned from this pandemic that We're going to be able to talk about it all together, and we'll be open to hearing various proposals on how to make sure that growth is inclusive, that opportunities are there for everyone around the world.
	Canada will always look to ensure that we are competitive with other countries around the world in terms of taxes.
	Mm-hmm.
	They're doing it.
	They love it.
	They're trying to do it.
	Hey, they're not doing anything.
	I would like them to succeed this time around because I can't do another eight years of this show.
	Going digital currency?
	No, just all of this stuff.
	No, I want the one-world government.
	Just get it over with.
	Just get straight to the chase.
	Because we're sick of waiting?
	Yeah, I'm very tired of waiting.
	If you don't do it, at least show us what it means.
	Meanwhile...
	They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
	That's it.
	That's my answer to the problem.
	Man, oh man, oh man.
	Hey, speaking of Scandinavia.
	This is just a short teaser from your neck of the woods.
	I don't know if you've heard anything about it.
	An international non-profit called We Charity is under investigation.
	And the ABC7 News I team is tracing links here to the Bay Area.
	Good evening and thank you for joining us.
	I'm Dan Ashley.
	That charity has been highly endorsed by Governor Gaffin Newsom in the past.
	Tonight a Canadian Parliamentary Committee investigating the charity is hearing testimony about its business dealings.
	What do you think?
	Extra hit job on Gavin there?
	This is the Trudeau thing.
	That's the Trudeau family charity.
	They threw that gratuitous.
	Gavin's really supporting.
	I don't know if he supports any charities, but okay.
	No, no, no.
	He did.
	No, he did.
	He was part of the big Weech.
	This is big in California.
	He got suckered into it?
	Well, I don't know.
	This is why I'm asking.
	I don't know anything about this.
	This is a local story, and that's one of our local reporters.
	I just missed it.
	Well, the We Charities is the one where Trudeau, you know, like hundreds of thousands were going to his mom, you know, for speaking.
	Yeah, that guy's.
	Speaking fee.
	But this whole charity seems like a weird one.
	And who knows who else is involved in it?
	I love this stuff.
	That's the tabloid stuff.
	Well, we'll keep an eye on it and see what word heads.
	Yes.
	All right.
	Talking about that, did we get any Canadian donors in this show at all so far?
	Yeah, we had one.
	One who got an upgrade in the lead status.
	Absolutely.
	You had a number of Germans.
	Germans were high?
	Ah, that's right.
	This is what we had to talk about.
	Um...
	The Germans were high?
	No, about Russia.
	The Russia, Russia, Russia.
	We talked about China and Russia.
	I see one.
	There's Canadians.
	Anonymous.
	Yeah, Russia, Russia, Russia.
	All right.
	And yeah, Baron Chris of the Kawartha, he's coming up.
	Yeah.
	Well, he's out.
	Yeah, he's been...
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	So Russia is back on the radar and, you know, Russia has put an apparent...
	I said it that way because I don't know.
	A troop buildup of 8 million troops on the Ukrainian border.
	I thought it was 14.
	It keeps getting bigger every single day.
	In clear aggression, which has got to be pipeline related.
	He's making his move.
	Like, all right, I'm going to get this shit done with.
	I don't like the U.S. sitting there in Ukraine.
	I've got to move my stuff through.
	They're blocking me.
	They're trying to get their own LPG in.
	I mean, that's something Trump did very successfully.
	But he had whatever agreement he had with Putin that it was working out.
	And so now what did Biden do?
	He said, oh...
	He's threatening him.
	He keeps threatening the president of Russia.
	And it seems counterproductive.
	It's distracting from the economically, certainly, but maybe on many levels, an enemy of America being China.
	And one of our producers sent me a clip from a movie from 2002 called The Sum of All Fears, which I have not seen.
	Do you know this movie?
	Yeah, it's one of Clancy's.
	It's one of the books Clancy did.
	And the screenplay, I think Pachenik may have been involved with this script.
	Well, as we know, a lot of these CIA kind of related fiction stories are often based on true scenarios or scenarios that could be played out.
	And this is the famous speech by Dressler, played by...
	I don't know what his name is.
	He's a well-known actor.
	Yeah, that guy.
	He's talking about communism and about socialism and about Hitler.
	Most people believe the 20th century was defined by the death struggle of communism versus capitalism and that fascism was but a hiccup.
	Today we know better.
	Communism was a fool's errand.
	The followers of Marx gone from this earth, but the followers of Hitler are bound and thrive.
	Hitler, however, had one great disadvantage.
	He lived in a time when fascism, like a virus, like the AIDS virus, needed a strong host in order to spread.
	Germany was that host.
	But strong as it was, Germany could not prevail.
	The world was too big.
	Fortunately, the world has changed.
	Global communications, cable TV, the internet.
	Today the world is smaller.
	And the virus does not need a strong host in order to spread.
	This virus One more thing.
	Let no man call us crazy.
	They called Hitler crazy, but Hitler wasn't crazy.
	He was stupid.
	You don't fight Russia and America.
	You get Russia and America to fight each other.
	And destroy each other.
	There you go.
	That's the playbook.
	And President Biden's walking right into the trap.
	So America and Russia can fight each other.
	Two tribes go to war.
	Yeah.
	I think we put it better on our show than that guy did.
	Yeah.
	In hindsight, they should have given us the budget for the movie, too.
	I have two more things here.
	Oh, it's just a quickie.
	There's another Veritas tape out.
	Oh, my God.
	Breaking news.
	Breaking, breaking.
	CNN tried to not get Trump elected.
	Breaking news.
	Listen to the hidden camera.
	Watch the hidden camera.
	Listen to the hidden microphone.
	CNN was actively working against President Trump.
	Oh, no!
	I was stunned by this revelation.
	Floored.
	Gobsmacked.
	That's the term.
	Gobsmacked.
	I do have a clip from what this person said.
	The person who admitted that CNN actively worked against President Trump also had these wise words.
	The most unbiased news is grassroots.
	Out of people's basements is a podcast.
	That's the most unbiased news is podcasts out of people's basements.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	We knew that.
	That's what podcasters do.
	They hang out in their basements and podcast.
	All day, all day long.
	And then the news that, you know, it shouldn't be news yet, but of course, you know, it's a trial balloon.
	It's being floated.
	We've seen these things happen before.
	This is about the expansion of the Supreme Court of the United States.
	A question generating heated debate.
	Should the Supreme Court be expanded?
	Today, President Biden giving fresh oxygen to the idea.
	Kristen Welker is at the White House.
	And Kristen, this idea of court packing is very controversial.
	That's right, Lester.
	President Biden is taking one step forward on that explosive issue.
	Today, ordering a 180-day study on potentially adding seats to the High Court, which has had nine members for over a century.
	It comes amid pressure from progressive activists who are pushing for more seats to make the court more liberal.
	President Trump appointed three justices, resulting in a more conservative court.
	During the primary, candidate Biden said he was not a fan of court packing but later refused to say what he would do.
	Republicans have pounced today, saying this is a case of Democrats trying to change institutions when they don't get their way.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	So here's my analysis.
	What's sad about this is this is a trial balloon.
	They throw it up there.
	Oh, we're about to unveil legislation.
	And the whole point behind it, it's a little more fun these days for them, is you throw that on social media, and then you watch the outrage, and you measure it.
	It's like, okay, let's see how much...
	And everyone falls for it.
	Like this news report itself, Kristen Welker from NBC Nightly News.
	Like, oh, well, when the Democrats don't want to get their way, that's the social media fight.
	It's like back and forth.
	It's completely useless.
	You're being abused by the system to measure how gullible you are one way or the other.
	It's so stupid.
	It's so stupid.
	And people get wrapped up in it as if it's passing legislation tomorrow.
	No.
	No, no, no.
	Chill out.
	Chill out.
	And thank some people.
	Chillax, man.
	Chillax.
	Chillax, baby.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
	Chillax.
	Yeah, on no agenda.
	In the morning.
	We have a few people to thank, but I want to apologize for the length of the show today because of the fact that we have three shows combined into one insofar as donations are concerned.
	That's right.
	Here we go.
	This is the people who gave us $100 and on to $50, starting with Rob Van Dyke, our buddy in Netherlands.
	Yeah.
	Nikolaus Wagenfeiler in Maryland.
	He's in Havre de Grasse.
	Eric D. These are all $100 donors, including Joseph Salaschauer, I think, in Melbourne, Florida.
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	And that's $100.
	And he's got a birthday and he's got a nighting, so maybe there's something you want to read there from him.
	Honestly, yes.
	We are very pleased to say my most recent donation brings me to night status.
	I would like to thank Sir Baccevice.
	Anonymous No.
	1 and Anonymous No.
	2 for helping me reach this prestigious title.
	It is true that those who know Agenda Together stay together.
	I would like to be known as Sir Salsa Hauser of the 321.
	I would like to have sour beers, sorry John, and cigarettes at the round table, please.
	Also, it will be one of my best friends in the world, Dougie Fresh's birthday on the 8th of April, hoping you could add him to the birthday list.
	Well, of course, we've added him.
	He may or may not be on there.
	Yeah, he is.
	Okay.
	Yeah, he's on there.
	That's good.
	And I'm putting your wishes for the roundtable.
	It's going to be a long read.
	This is going to be unbelievably lengthy.
	Yeah.
	Onward with Freddy from San Antonio in Cave 9413.
	And again, Sir Patrick Coble comes in with 8888 probably from one of the other shows.
	And he's sending out a happy birthday, eighth birthday, to Catherine, the love mommy and daddy.
	Aww.
	Sweet.
	Sir N. Getty in Paris, France.
	We have one Frenchman at 8888.
	Okay.
	Thank you, sir.
	And Getty.
	Ashlyn Davis, $85.
	Sebastian Lissick in Seattle, Washington, $75.
	Gergana Yankova in UK, $69.69.
	Simon Fisher, $69.69.
	Stephen Schnabel, who's also in Great Britain, $69.69.
	In fact, all these people were in Great Britain.
	We got one in Kent.
	These are all Brits, four in a row.
	Three in a row, all from 69-69.
	There's something going on there.
	Magic number.
	Baroness Monica in Drayton Valley, Alberta, 69-69.
	John Adams.
	John Adams.
	Drew.
	Southport, Connecticut, 69-69.
	What's going on?
	Sir NBS in Chicago, 69-69.
	Charles Vendisanda in Bayside, California, 69-69.
	Michael Gilbert in...
	Greendale, Wisconsin.
	Is anyone explaining these 69-69s?
	Wasn't that for your birthday?
	Oh, it could be.
	Yeah, happy birthday, John.
	Okay, thank you, everybody.
	It was so long ago.
	I know.
	69 was so long ago.
	Well, for me, when you get older.
	Sean in Perth, Washington, 69, 69.
	Christy Bentley, 69, 69.
	I want to thank all these people for wishing me a happy birthday, because that's what this is.
	In Forestville, California, 69, 69.
	Charlie Schultz in Anniston, Alabama.
	And Charles Schultz, 6969.
	Thank you, everybody.
	Thank you for that.
	How nice is that?
	Still thinking they're giving you a happy birthday.
	It's so cool.
	This is great.
	Our show is really...
	They love our show.
	It's the show that's getting this money.
	Saturn Lizards, by the way, is one of our producers formerly experiencing homelessness who seems to be back on his feet.
	I'm very happy for him.
	Yeah.
	Good.
	Mays Landing, New Jersey.
	Christopher Dechter in Richland, Washington, 5678.
	Alexander Murkiev.
	Murkiev.
	No jingles, no karma, of course not.
	You're at 5555.
	Brian Richardson, Aurora, California, 5525.
	Jeff Gibbs, 5510.
	Sir Tom Darry in DeForest, Wisconsin, 5510.
	Lord Michael Gates, Baron of the rest of Colorado.
	In Colorado Springs, 5280.
	Tanya Wyman in New York.
	We haven't heard from her.
	Oh, Dame Tanya.
	Wait, important.
	I know you don't usually read under $200 notes, but you do stop for dames.
	Please send a huge F cancer comment to longtime producer.
	The Den Man.
	Oh, jeez, man.
	Oh, the Den Man.
	Hold on.
	I'll do that right away.
	What a goddamn!
	You've got karma.
	Big karma for you, Dan.
	Sir Luke, the Viscount of London in the southeast, 5115.
	Sir Sean DeSantis in Fort Pierce, Florida, 5033.
	And the following people are all $50 donors, name and location, if I have the location.
	Michael Wingate in West Allis, Wisconsin.
	Kimberly Redmond, hey.
	In Toronto, Ontario.
	She's on the No Agenda social.
	She writes these long complaining tones.
	It's quite entertaining.
	I've seen them.
	I've seen them.
	Yes, indeed.
	Oh, yeah.
	She's good.
	She came over from Twitter.
	I got her over to No Agenda because she was getting bashed over there.
	She's happy.
	Michael Hainer in Paris, California.
	George Wuchette was, I think, a sir in Universal City, Texas.
	Chisholm Cook in Bolvard, Texas.
	Jamie Hilliard in Newman, Georgia.
	Tony Smith in Fort Worth, Texas.
	Jesse Hall in Friendswood, Texas.
	Raymond Berry in Las Vegas, Nevada.
	Jacqueline Bowman in Franklinton, Louisiana.
	Roseanne Tochkoff in London, UK. Stephen Schumach in Xenia, Ohio.
	I think it's Schumacher.
	Schumacher.
	Villarreal, Villarreal in Mercedes, Texas.
	Kevin Dills in Huntersville, North Carolina.
	Jonathan Meyer in Xenia, Ohio.
	Megan Emery and Chris Slowinski, Sir Chris in Alberta.
	Jonathan Ferris in Liberal, Kansas.
	Matthias Milchinski in Stevenson Ranch, California.
	Marilyn Plaza in Garwood, got a birthday.
	Larry Hay in Mooresville, North Carolina.
	Chris Hatter in Nashville, California.
	Phillip Ballou in Louisville, Kentucky.
	Christopher Rivers in Austin, Texas.
	Christina Krieger.
	Rivera.
	Christopher Rivera.
	Christina Krieger in Springtown, Texas.
	Samuel Weissman.
	Wow, a lot of people here.
	Yeah.
	Nathan Gray in Sebring, Florida.
	Fabio Elvis in Monks Corner, South Carolina.
	Dame Patricia Worthington, as usual, in Miami.
	Troy Watson in Western Shores, Nova Scotia.
	Sir Joel DeRuin in Bakersfield.
	Brandon Savoie.
	Sir in Port Orchard.
	Jeffrey Jacobs in Tracy, California.
	Brian Decony in Fairfax, Virginia.
	Stephen Powers in Midlothian, Virginia.
	Edward Mazurik in Memphis, Tennessee.
	Another Tennessean.
	Mary Hui Barron, Sir Economic Hitman in Houston.
	And Jason Deluzio in Chatsford, Pennsylvania.
	And I do have a note from one of our people that came up at the top of the list.
	I'm going to see if they came out right.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm moving this to the next show.
	Okay.
	Good job, John.
	Hey, everybody, thank you so much.
	Now, it was long, and it was three shows, but...
	I think we celebrated the return of the No Agenda Nation to its full status appropriately.
	We've got a lot of important things to do still because we have a birthday list, some good meet-up reports, and a list of new reports, and we have a lot of people to celebrate.
	As they are hopping onto the stage here with the roundtable.
	So thank you all very much for supporting the No Agenda Show, for producing this episode, the previous, and 1336.
	And this goes for everyone who came in under $50.
	It is your show, it is your podcast, you are producing it, and we really appreciate how all of you have contributed.
	To do it again for our next show, go to...
	One more goat for everybody!
	You've got karma.
	Well, here's your list.
	Dustin Otto, April 8th.
	Joseph Salazar, happy birthday to his bestie Doug Fresh, also April 8th.
	John Kaverick, his brother-in-law Darius Miller, 37 on the 9th.
	Jeff Gibbs, his brother Rick Gibbs, 51 on April 10th.
	Baron Chris of Kawartha Highlands and Baron Mathieu, celebrating on April 12th, celebrated on the 12th.
	John Kaverick, happy birthday to Michael Sheppey-Shepard, 51 on April 13th.
	Caleb Hilly, 30 on the 11th of April.
	Mark Ginty to his smoking hot wife, 42 today.
	Jonathan Hess, 26 today.
	Sir Shortstack to his daughter Emma, who turns 9 on the 15th.
	Joel Cox, 43 tomorrow.
	Ryan Miller, his son Easton, born on April 17th.
	So I guess he's one year old, I hope.
	Michael Smith, April 18th.
	Dustin Abad, August 17th.
	Wow, we're way ahead of the game there.
	Freddie, happy birthday to his smoking hot wife, Sam.
	Sir Patrick Coble to his daughter, Catherine, turning eight.
	John Adams to his older human resource, who turns 30.
	Christy Bentley to her dad, who turns 69 next month.
	And Marilyn Plaza, happy birthday to her smoking hot fiancé, Dan Hamill.
	and happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	It's been a while.
	Love the title changes.
	Sir Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins.
	He now becomes the Elite Baron of the Baltimore Metal Bands.
	And Baronet Sir Liman of the Nets becomes Baronet Liman of the Net.
	Raleigh Hawk in his official title change.
	Thank you all for supporting the No Agenda Show.
	And we love the titles.
	And you can always see the peerage at, I think it's noagendaperage.com these days.
	Or.io.
	I'll have to look that up.
	Alright, now we have quite a list.
	I'll probably run out of music here and there, but let's get to our dames and knights, John.
	Ow!
	Ow!
	Cut myself.
	There it is.
	You got your blade?
	There it is.
	Mmm, it's beautiful.
	Months.
	Two-handed.
	Months.
	I'll hold it.
	Jeff Anderson.
	Dale Peel.
	Tim Johnson.
	Anonymous.
	Casper Olson.
	Vicki Peel.
	Charlie Peel.
	Wow.
	Anonymous.
	Jeremy Webb.
	Dustin Otto.
	Jonathan Hess.
	John Kaverick.
	Anonymous Jeff.
	And Joseph Salazar.
	Up on the podium, all of you!
	I'm becoming Knights and Danes now.
	The Noah General Roundtable.
	I am very proud to pronounce the KDS. Sir Hope Report.
	Sir Pilly, Elite Knight of Hawaii.
	Sir Spook, Sir Anonymous Frog, Sir State Machine.
	Dame Vicki Peel, Sir Charlie Peel, Knight of the Rim Country.
	Sir Vo, wire extender of the FEMA region V4B.
	Sir Mark Ultra, the inoculated super soldier.
	Sir Otto, Sir 5534 of the Blueberry Mountain.
	Sir Patsy of the Platts.
	Sir Dude Name Jeff and Sir Salsa Hauser of the 3 Sala Hauser of the 321.
	Ladies and gentlemen, for you, we have the following fine accoutrements at the round table.
	As requested.
	We have Midnight Fantasy Wine from Minnesota and your husband's Smoked Brisket.
	We have Chocolate Chip Cookies and Arnold Palmers.
	We got Bush Light and Brisket.
	We got Golden Apples and Acapulco Gold.
	We got Old Forrester and Ribeye.
	We got Sour Beers and Cigarettes.
	We also got some Bong Hitson Bourbon, Rubenesse Women and Rosé, Gingerel Gerbils, and of course...
	Mutton and Mead.
	And all of you will be receiving a beautiful knight or dame ring.
	Fit to your finger with the sealing wax and certificate.
	All you have to do is go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
	Eric Schill will take care of you and make sure that everything gets to you as it should.
	And thank you all for supporting the No Agenda Show.
	Y'all be leet.
	No agenda meetups.
	It's not your party.
	The no agenda meetups are raging, raging.
	Look at NoAgendaMeetups.com.
	The calendar is out of control.
	So many people are just getting together, finding just people to hang out and talk.
	We've got one coming up tomorrow or Saturday in Austin.
	I'll see if I can get there.
	Because people are just loving getting together with people who aren't nuts.
	You don't have to be in agreement with each other, but we're all pretty calm.
	Some reports for you.
	The Leahy Meetup just wanted to send a note, says Andrew Jones, M. Andrew Jones, to thank Jake, Tom, Zach, Elizabeth, Rory, Travis, Raymond, Sir, Sidereel, And Sarah for coming to the Lehigh meetup on April 2nd.
	Even Dame Jennifer made a momentary appearance.
	It was nice to hear live music, but perhaps they didn't have to sit us right next to the band.
	Here's a report from the Denver meetup.
	Laughing at the lack of logic at the water's edge.
	This is Dow Gene.
	In Denver, where the walls have ears.
	This is Colin.
	I took all the vaccines at once.
	Not for my health.
	I just wanted more donuts in the morning.
	Yeah.
	This is Taylor, ITM. Don't eat me, Kemal.
	This is M. Andrew Jones, looking for my lady friend, Raven.
	Oh, there it is.
	This is Sir Scott, Jobs Karma Works.
	Auf Wiedersehen, Deo Mag.
	Hey, this is Mountain Jay.
	CB Joe.
	CB Joe.
	And this is Taylor.
	All right.
	Toronto Meetup.
	Report from Derek Birch.
	Thanks again for the shout-out.
	Just as a fun fact, the Maskless Man demonstration meetup was a success.
	Man Dem is used quite a bit in the urban community here in Toronto.
	Oh, okay.
	I feel I can say that as part of the, quote, black community.
	Quick update.
	Seven of us met, including Sir Dwight the Knight.
	No women except for our smoking hot bartender, Lily, who was fantastic.
	The youngest in attendance was my friend's kid, who was six.
	A couple of guys mentioned they hadn't really met up with any group meetup situations in almost a year.
	One guy said his closest friend, closest friends of 20 to 30 plus this year, were very distant, not willing to engage in open conversation, and was able to find some of that in our no agenda meetup.
	See, that's what it's for.
	He had been going to the freedom marches going on in Toronto every Saturday for the past 56 weeks meeting all kinds of weirdos and regular people.
	Very nice.
	We have another report from Clinton, Wisconsin.
	Brian from Aurora, some of the Wisconsinites from our most recent Wisconsin meetups will surely have heard of me.
	But they didn't show up at today's meetup.
	No worries, though.
	Thursdays are tough.
	We get it.
	But there were four of us.
	We had a great time.
	And like all the Illinois-Wisconsin border meetups so far, three in like two months, everyone seems really excited to have more.
	So this is good that that is, even though it's just a couple people, you're meeting up.
	And here's a report from Philly for their April meetup.
	What's shaking, Adam and John?
	We're having a good meet-up here at Wynwood Lanes in Ardmore, PA. We had ten in attendance, two from New York City, several taking public transport, and here they are.
	In the morning, John and Adam, from King of Prussia, PA. Thanks, John and Adam, again, for everything you do.
	Please don't bicker too much.
	You bring hope and peace to us all.
	Totally lost in some Philly suburb.
	This would be Tom Starkweather.
	Alex in the morning.
	Little longer douchebag.
	Having fun bowling.
	Freedom.
	It's all a lie.
	No agenda is king.
	Happiness is a lie, but I'll pursue it anyway.
	Hey John and Adam, it's Umami Mama here.
	Your house buying karma worked wonders in the morning.
	And in the morning to y'all.
	Here's a quick glance at the calendar for the meetups for today.
	In fact, Charlotte's Thursday, Thursday monthly meetup at 7.
	You can make that no problem at Ed's Tavern.
	Tomorrow, the Southern Schlenoy semi-quarterly mac and cheese feed, 6 o'clock at St.
	Nicholas Brewery.
	That'll be the newly minted Baron Sorolli Hawk, that lineman of the thing.
	You know the thing.
	Also on Saturday, the 17th, Memphis No Agenda Bad Beer Protest, 1 o'clock at Hammer and Ale.
	The No Agenda Local 512 Spring Fling at Docks Backyard, Sunset Valley, Texas, 1 o'clock.
	I'll try to make it.
	No Agenda, Three Mile Island, EVAC Zone Meetup at 133 in Crosswater, Lewisbury, Pennsylvania.
	That's also Saturday.
	Sydney, Respect We Much.
	That's 3.30 p.m.
	Australia, Sydney time.
	The Gasoline Pony in Merrickville.
	Wow, you better hurry up.
	It's almost Saturday there now.
	Hendo, that's Sir Chris Wilson, the Drunken Minstrel, will be there, I believe, as well.
	And Andrea Michelle.
	Am I saying that correctly?
	Kansas City Meetup on Saturday, Traveling Shot of Courage Edition 333 at Felix Street Pub.
	Flight to the No Agenda 015, 333 p.m.
	Steelcraft Long Beach.
	Leo Bravo, your host.
	Local 404 COVID Cookout in Atlanta, 4 o'clock.
	Contact Mark for details.
	It's at his house.
	The Oakland County, Michigan Super Spreader Protest, 6 o'clock at Mr.
	B's in Clarkston.
	And then finally, for this Saturday, see how many?
	This is crazy.
	The MidFest Liberty Festival, No Agenda Meetup, 7 o'clock at MidFest Liberty Festival.
	If you're going there, contact Spano off for more information.
	And remember, No Agenda Meetups, it's where you can meet people who you might not even bump into in regular life because we are all the same, but not on the outside.
	That's a No Agenda Meetup.
	Go ahead, noagendameetups.com.
	You can always schedule one if you can't find one near you.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You wanna be where you want me.
	Triggered on hell to blame.
	You wanna be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	Like a party.
	I had some ISOs.
	I have, you know, I had an ISO and it's not on my list.
	I don't know what happened to it.
	It must have, when I placed it, it must have gone on some other folder.
	So you're, you're up.
	Okay.
	And let me see.
	I have some dumb stuff.
	Let me see.
	Got that.
	Let me see what I have for ISOs.
	Okay.
	I have, uh, this.
	Okay.
	Maybe not.
	I have this one.
	Thanks a lot, you idiot.
	That one I like.
	First one, I couldn't hear it.
	Oh, it's no good.
	There's this one.
	There's BS on the internet.
	That's it.
	Are you sure?
	I love that BS on the internet.
	Okay, Brian Williams wins, everybody.
	Beautiful.
	All right, now I'm calling it a wrap.
	But, but, but, but, make sure you're here for Sunday's show because there's going to be some fun stuff to talk about.
	How do I know?
	Let's give my nation.
	There's always something fun to talk about.
	We have one end of show mix, really, Jesse Coy Nelson.
	Always coming through.
	Appreciate that.
	And we have That Larry Show coming up on No Agenda Stream right after we're done.
	And it's good to be back.
	Thank you all for allowing us to take the vacation and for supporting us, as you always do, as you produce the best podcast in the universe.
	Coming to you from...
	Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the Drone Star State, Austin, Texas.
	FEMA Region No.
	6 on the governmental maps.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
	Until then, adios mofos!
	And remember us at dvorak.org slash na.
	and such.
	I don't wear a face mask because face masks are for douchebags.
	I don't wear a mask because I know that wearing a mask and thinking you'll keep a virus away from you is like putting up a chain link fence and thinking that you'll keep the mosquitoes out.
	I don't wear the mask because I don't want to cover my beautiful face, so go fuck off!
	Face masks suck kangaroo balls.
	Kangaroo balls.
	I don't wear a mask because I'm not a virtue signaling douchebag.
	I don't wear a mask because even though I know most of the COVID stuff is bullshit.
	I really don't care about other people.
	My great uncle Philip once said if he were reincarnated, he wanted to return to Earth as a killer virus to lower the human population.
	I agree.
	So if COVID is true, I definitely wouldn't wear a mask.
	I would cough and sneeze snot all over you.
	Face masks are for major douchebags.
	Gigantic douchebags.
	I don't wear a mask because scientifically I know that it doesn't work.
	I can't wear a mask because I'm not alive anymore.
	But if I was alive, I might wear one because I used to wear one when I was alive to cover my nose job and my new white skin.
	But I'm dead now, so that's why I don't wear a mask.
	But I think my monkey Bobo still wears one.
	Face masks suck the sphincter of koala bears.
	The sphincter of koala bears.
	Or don't wear a mask because you look like a twat when you wear one.
	I don't wear a mask, but I like to poo in one, and then I'll throw it against the wall at somebody's house I don't like.
	If you always wear a face mask, you are likely mentally retarded.
	I don't wear a face mask because face masks are for douchebags.

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