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	Step aside!
	I just want to be safe!
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, March 14th, 2021.
	This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1329.
	This is No Agenda.
	No!
	Standing in three feet and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're all reminded to write things down, I'm John C. DeVore.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Hey, man, you sound a little softer than our test.
	I do?
	Yeah, that's weird.
	Maybe it's just my ears.
	I don't know.
	No?
	No.
	I can pump you up.
	It's been one of those weekends.
	All kinds of technological problems.
	Yeah, it's because Microsoft upgraded their updatedness.
	It's important.
	This is the only time I've ever gotten this message.
	Microsoft Windows 10 will never work again in your lifetime if you don't upgrade.
	Yeah, I got that message too.
	What was that all about?
	It was more like, time is running out pretty soon.
	It won't work no more.
	Very annoying.
	Very, very annoying what they did.
	So I upgraded.
	It changed everything, including my background.
	I lost the image I had for my desktop.
	Gone.
	I had to go dig it up and reload it.
	All kinds of things didn't work.
	And then a couple of things that were really bad didn't work.
	And they still, as far as I'm pretty sure, they still don't.
	And then, like, about a half hour later, another upgrade showed up, I guess, to fix some of the crap they messed up.
	I don't know if you noticed that.
	Yeah, I did, actually.
	I did.
	Yeah, one upgrade.
	Oh, here's another one.
	Like, okay, I did that one.
	I wonder if anyone has ever tracked the economic output, global economic output, on days when Microsoft issues an update.
	I have a feeling that the productivity has to be down.
	Don't we just lose...
	Most of the time you spend trying to fix the mess they made.
	You spend time...
	You lose hours.
	And on top of that, we lost an hour last night in the morning to those of you who are listening in Europe and confused.
	Yeah.
	What?
	What?
	They already started?
	What's going on?
	What are you guys doing on?
	Yeah.
	Anyway, Austin Retail is on fire.
	You know, we had our state mandate lifted, although Mayor Adler is pretending that we're all locked down.
	Tough guy.
	Yeah, tough guy.
	Retail on fire.
	People dropping hundreds of dollars back to school on spring break.
	You got money to spend.
	Yeah, the stimmy checks came through.
	People are booking vacations.
	But meanwhile, in Brooklyn, they've stopped delivering the mail.
	Did you know about this?
	No, I haven't heard this one.
	You have to go pick up your mail at the post office.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	It's baffling.
	My stepdaughter told me.
	She said, oh, you sent me something?
	I've got to go to the post office, which I'm sure is fun when everyone's going to the post office.
	Oh, when just a few people are going to the post office, it's lined up around the block.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Crazy.
	So they're going to have a line a mile long to pick up your mail and they're going to have to dig and dig and dig to find it because it's obviously not going to be sorted well because there's no box for them to put it into.
	Yeah, rubber bands.
	The rubber band system.
	Rubber bands.
	Rubber bands.
	I speak to a fellow traveler who has been to the post office often.
	If they run out of rubber bands, people in Brooklyn are screwed.
	Yeah.
	Germany declares a third wave has begun.
	Italy set for lockdown until past Easter.
	Meanwhile, Austin retail on fire!
	It's the craziest virus ever.
	And late breaking, this just came in this morning.
	We have a change.
	Dr.
	Fauci is not very happy about it, and I think I can explain the reason why this change is happening and why we're promised July 4th.
	I think there's something up.
	This is Fauci from this morning.
	Late breaking clip.
	In terms of CDC guidance, as you know...
	The guidance for social distancing, for how far people should be, there's a discrepancy.
	Some places, some health organizations say three feet or a meter is enough.
	But here in the United States, we say six feet.
	There's this new study from researchers in Massachusetts just out this week.
	It found no significant difference in coronavirus spreading in schools where there was six feet of distancing versus three feet of distancing.
	But that six-foot requirement, that's one of the main hurdles to reopening schools.
	Right.
	Does this study suggest to you that three feet is good enough?
	It does indeed, and that's exactly the point I'm making, Chuck.
	What the CDC wants to do is they want to accumulate...
	I just heard Fauci call Jake Tapper Chuck.
	I missed that on the first go-around.
	He's so befuddled by this, oh, what am I going to say now?
	Thanks, bro.
	Exactly.
	Does this study suggest to you that three feet is good enough?
	It does indeed.
	And that's exactly the point I'm making, Chuck.
	What the CDC wants to do is they want to accumulate data.
	And when the data shows that there is an ability to be three feet, they will act accordingly.
	They have clearly noted those data.
	They are, in fact, doing studies themselves.
	And when the data are just analyzed, and it's going to be soon.
	I mean, Jake, you're asking the right question.
	Great questions.
	And the CDC is very well aware that data are accumulating, making it look more like three feet are okay under certain circumstances.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	At a certain point, and I had to get used to the data are, because I always thought the data is.
	No, they said the data is instead of the data are, but now he says three feet are.
	I'm confused by the grammar at this point.
	He is very well aware that data are accumulating, making it look more like three feet are okay under certain circumstances.
	They're analyzing that, and I can assure you, within a reasonable period of time, quite reasonable, they will be giving guidelines according to the data that they have.
	It won't be very long, I promise you.
	Any mayors or governors or school district heads listening right now, if they hear you right now and they say, well, it sounds like Dr.
	Fauci thinks three feet is good enough, that will enable us to open our school, that's right?
	Well, Jake, I don't want to get ahead of official guidelines.
	I can tell you and promise you I talk to the CDC, Dr.
	Walensky, every single day.
	She is acutely aware of the accumulation of data and the fact that her team will be acting on the data the way they always do.
	Just stay tuned.
	It's going to come and it's going to come soon.
	Good to be here, bro.
	Right, so that just came in, so he cannot get around it three feet, which means six feet was horse crap to start off with.
	And we know it was based on some airplane study they did, six feet of separation, or that's how far it spewed in an aircraft.
	By the way, I haven't heard anyone getting sick on an aircraft, or at least it's not been in the news.
	So, there's a push.
	There's a push to open the schools.
	By the way, I want to stop before you completely forget.
	The reason he said R, I'm convinced, is not...
	It was a grammatical error on his part.
	He's looking at feet R, foot is.
	So, he said six feet R. He's thinking feet R. No, he said is.
	He said six feet R. I don't even know what he said.
	He said six feet R. Yeah.
	But it is six feet is because it's the whole phrase you're dealing with.
	The whole thing is messed up.
	Now, there's two things going on which I think come into play here.
	What's that, Chuck?
	Well, let me tell you, Brolf.
	We have...
	This push to get the schools open, and that's what Chuck Tapper focused on, is that this is about schools, schools, schools.
	We can open up three feet, we can open up schools.
	So it's a push to open up schools.
	Bear that in mind.
	Here's the second clip I want to play.
	Tonight, President Biden will argue that if all Americans do their part, then life could get much closer to normal by July 4th, and that Americans could even gather in small groups to celebrate Independence Day.
	Nora.
	Oh, yes.
	Oh, it will be free Independence Day.
	But it's really not about July 4th.
	It's about July 1st.
	And the reason for that is every single Phase 2 trial, primarily, of course, Pfizer, Moderna, what is the other one I have here, AstraZeneca, every single Phase 2 trial ends July 1st, 2021.
	And at that point, the FDA has to make a recommendation whether it's approved or not.
	So now I'm looking at...
	Someone made a great collection of some of these posts from the pharmaceutical companies.
	Phase 2 trials of Pfizer completed 19th of June 2020, which means Phase 3 needs to last...
	Phase 3 needs to last...
	At the very least until 19th of June 2021 to be even considered for approval.
	So you have to have this full year.
	And everybody's ready to bail on July 1st because, well, there seems to be some problems.
	Financial Times, AstraZeneca, which has promised not to profit from its COVID-19 vaccine during the pandemic, Has the right to declare an end to the pandemic as soon as July 2021, according to an agreement with a manufacturer.
	So there's something up with July 1st, and then Joe says, oh, July 4th you'll be with your loved ones.
	But I think there's something else going on, because the schools, oh, we've got to get the schools back.
	Well, it's time.
	Because something I missed in the stimulus bill, it was reported on, it was in the New York Times, Is an unbelievable bailout for the pension funds.
	And I'm not talking government pension funds.
	I'm not the biggest pension funds, which I think includes teachers.
	I read from the language.
	So there's $86 billion in there right away for pension funds to shore them up.
	And then...
	There's an eligible plan will receive a one-time special financial assistance payment from the PBGC. That's the outfit that I think guarantees the pension funds.
	It's a government organization.
	Within one year after its application is approved, equal to the amount necessary to ensure the plan can pay all benefits due...
	Other than any adjustable benefits that were eliminated before the application, this will last through the last day of its planned year, ending in 2051.
	So, the PBGC has guaranteed, given, not loaned, given the guarantee, they will fund the pensions, all the big pension, mixed company pension plans, until 2051.
	This $1.9 trillion is a joke compared to that.
	So, they got what they wanted.
	They got their guy in.
	That was all the whole union push.
	Joe signed it.
	Joe can go die.
	They don't care now.
	His signature's on it.
	It's good to go.
	And now everyone is saying, okay, you got what you wanted.
	Now let's get back to school.
	Has you even heard about this bailout?
	No, but I'm sure that's just the tip of the iceberg of the weird stuff that's in that bill.
	How many pages is it?
	Six, seven hundred pages?
	We're just starting to go through it.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't surprise me.
	I mean, there's a lot of bailouts for the states that are, the Democrat states that are poorly managed and they throw money away.
	And it just proves that, hey, let's throw money away.
	You can get, they'll bail us out.
	Yeah, but this is crazy.
	By the way, the potholes on Highway 80, still there.
	Thanks a lot for the bailout.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	So, you know, you have these warring factions that just, they're at each other's throats.
	We've got, we'll talk about the advertising, the great marketing event.
	We have the, you know, the politicians like, okay, we got the money coming in.
	Everybody shut up.
	Back in your places.
	Do as you're told.
	We got Big Pharma, who has a whole bunch of other missives.
	And here's CBSN, which is their cable...
	Cable outfit.
	This was a four-minute video, a package.
	I cut it down to a minute 25.
	Listen to this.
	When is this finally going to end?
	That's the question on everyone's minds after a full year living through the COVID-19 pandemic.
	The new administration does not have a clear timeline.
	We are not in a place where we can predict exactly when everybody will feel normal again.
	When do I think things will get back to normal?
	I've been cautioned not to give an answer to that because we don't know for sure.
	But some public health experts say we do have an answer and you're not going to like it.
	COVID-19 is never going to end.
	You know, we've been told that this virus will disappear, but it will not.
	This is a virus that's now part of our ecosystem.
	It's part of our environment.
	We need to control it.
	We need to diminish its impact.
	But it's going to be around hassling us for the foreseeable future.
	By that I mean years.
	Pandemic...
	It's not a word to use lightly or carelessly.
	Today, scientists say this pandemic is on its way to the next level, an endemic disease.
	There are three words we use, epidemics, where the virus can affect a very large proportion of our national population.
	There's the pandemic epidemic.
	Endemic means that the virus is always in our population in some form, smoldering along and occasionally causing outbreaks.
	It's never going to end.
	Never going to end.
	I think that is a good end of show ISO. I was considering that.
	Well, I've got one that...
	COVID-19 is never going to end.
	That's a little long.
	I like that one.
	And by the way, screw you, CBS, for your MKUltra music.
	God, that can't be good for your health.
	Curious, I think I mentioned the newsletter or one of them.
	SARS ended.
	It's a variation on the same thing.
	SARS came and went, and so did MERS. Remember that one?
	MERS came and went.
	How come this one doesn't come and go?
	Well...
	What's the difference?
	Ah, okay.
	Well, I wasn't going to jump to this.
	There's a Dutch scientist, researcher, doctor...
	Now, I'm not entirely comfortable with what he's saying here, but his thesis, his name is Geert van den Bosch.
	His thesis is that because of the vaccine being inadequate and not actually a vaccine, people are shedding virus.
	So you're not getting sick, but you have virus.
	It's all over you probably, and you're shedding it.
	You're not getting sick, but you're walking around.
	You're vaccinated.
	I have this clip too.
	Yeah.
	Should we play it?
	Is it Gert van den Bosch?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Gert.
	Right.
	So what he's saying is it's actually the inverse that the variants are happening.
	I love this.
	Even though we know it's in a lab.
	But okay, the variants are happening because people are shedding this virus.
	We're breeding the variants because this crap that we're being injected with doesn't work.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And people who have the crap injected think they're safe, but they're actually spreading it.
	I mean, the clip isn't all that great.
	No, it's a messy clip.
	Yeah, I agree.
	But he's saying...
	If you can understand him, it's worth listening to.
	Dear colleagues at the WHO, my name is Keith Vandenbosch.
	My background is veterinary medicine.
	I'm a certified...
	I didn't like that either, a veterinarian who's telling me about it, but okay.
	Well, if you look up his credentials...
	No, no, he's worked for Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
	He worked everywhere.
	Everywhere, yeah.
	But the other thing I should mention, I could have had three or four clips from this guy because he's on a lot of these different kind of fringe podcasts where he's like this celebrity guy there and he likes to complain a lot.
	You know what?
	What I would prefer to do, because we both had a lot of similar clips, but the minute I saw you had the heroic Mexican comedian clips, let's go straight to that, because that's the stuff that people got to hear.
	Well, he's actually an actor.
	I thought he was a comedian.
	He's definitely a comedian when it comes to this interview.
	It's fantastic.
	It went on for a half an hour, and I only clipped pieces of it, because it's not...
	It's not, he has a twinkle in his eye, you can tell he's going to go after Fauci and pretend to be stupid.
	And Fauci kind of played along, but I have to, we can play a few of these clips, but play the intro and you can see how this, the intro, which is clip one, he discusses before he talks to Fauci how this came about in the first place and it's kind of revealing.
	I was contacted to speak with Dr.
	Fauci, who's the director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, and also the chief medical advisor to the president.
	And they contacted me to have a talk with Dr.
	Fauci, because a lot of Latinos in my community, they're skeptical.
	I told them, there's a problem because I'm one of them.
	I'm one of those guys who's a little bit skeptical about vaccines.
	It's not that I'm against it.
	Not at all.
	No, no.
	I'm just, I have concerns.
	I have doubts.
	I have questions.
	And they said, perfect, perfect.
	Because that way you can ask Dr.
	Fauci all your...
	I think it's a great, great opportunity to ask all the questions you have, guys.
	Send your questions through here and we can...
	Ask a lot of questions together to Dr.
	Fauci.
	It's going to be really, really exciting.
	And again, I just want you to decide.
	I just want you to learn with me all your concerns so that we can decide if you like to take the vaccine or not.
	Shows you how arrogant his handlers are.
	And racist, too.
	That's a foreigner.
	He's got a stupid accent.
	They think they got some dumb Mexican is what they're thinking.
	Yeah.
	That they can steamroll him and they can finally get the Latinx community, as they would call it, to be on board.
	When, in fact, this guy was skeptical and he was skeptical throughout.
	And he had a look in his eye.
	Actually, people should go track this down.
	It's on Instagram.
	And just look at the look he's got on his face.
	But let's start with the clip number two.
	And it talks about he catches Fauci trying to buffalo him right away.
	So, first question.
	Which of the COVID-19 vaccines have been officially approved by the FDA? Three of them.
	One from Moderna, which is the mRNA vaccine.
	One from Pfizer, which is another mRNA vaccine.
	And the other one is from J&J, Johnson& Johnson, which is a little bit different.
	It gives the same response, but it's a little bit different.
	So there are three vaccines that have gotten emergency use authorization from the FDA so far.
	There are a couple of others that are still being tested to determine if they're safe and effective.
	But the three that I just mentioned have been shown in very large clinical trials involving anywhere from 30,000 to 44,000 people per trial were shown to be not only very efficacious but quite safe.
	Okay.
	So I'm going to play here the devil's advocate to understand better.
	Okay.
	I asked if it was approved by the FDA, but I think that it's a different thing to an emergency use authorization than an approval.
	So what is the difference between an emergency use authorization and an official approval by the FDA? Yes, that's a very good question.
	So an emergency use authorization is based on the criteria if the benefit clearly outweighs the risk and that you get a good degree of efficacy and safety.
	The full licensure is when you follow it for a longer period of time and you get more information and data.
	Yeah, when we get to science July 1st is when we shut it all down, boys.
	So the guy wasn't going for that, and he did push him back, and Fauci talks like this to him because you have to talk slow to the Latinx because they are not too bright.
	So this was really pathetic.
	And so, I'll give you an idea.
	Now, I'm just...
	Some of the questions he'd ask Fauci are kind of interesting.
	Play clip three and again, the example.
	Okay.
	But if the vaccines are safe and effective, why hasn't the FDA given any of them the full official approval and license?
	No, actually, that is a very good question.
	He's throwing a great question from time to time.
	Not just very good, but he needs that time to think of the bullshit.
	He's got great questions, too.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, good.
	So, yeah, he did both.
	Now you have this one, which is the...
	The guy goes off on, why can't we sue these?
	What happens if it kills us or some really bad thing happens?
	And he really harps on this.
	And he goes on over and over again and Fauci can't seem to defend himself.
	This is the clip.
	This one's the unnumbered one.
	It says, fund for injury.
	What is the medical and legal responsibility of the companies that are making the vaccines?
	What happens if secondary effects are seen, let's say, in five or ten years?
	Can I sue the manufacturer of the product if it hurts me, or if there's long-term effects years down the road?
	You know, there is a fund that allows the compensation for injury.
	Yeah.
	Now, I learned something about this because we know that there's the vaccine, what is it called?
	It's called the VICP, Vaccine Injury Compensation Program.
	The coronavirus vaccines are not in that program.
	They are in the CICP program.
	Which is the COVID injury fund, and I'm reading from the New England Journal of Medicine.
	The CICP is far less generous and less accessible than the VICP. It compensates people for only the most serious injuries, has a higher burden of proof than the VICP, has a one-year statute of limitations after the date of vaccination,
	and Little gotcha that they didn't tell us about.
	I'm sure Fauci didn't mention it either.
	No, of course not.
	And this guy, this guy seemed to be up on most of this stuff.
	And one of the things he does, back to what you just discussed or I should mention, I think they can get away with some of that because normally with vaccines, you go into the, you go get your vaccine.
	Like you just go in and you get a vaccine.
	You get a shot.
	And the last one I had was for, I had a couple of years ago, Prevnar 13 shot.
	And you go in, hey, boom, you leave.
	Nothing happens.
	When you get this COVID thing, they give you paperwork.
	Yes.
	Yes, they do.
	And the paperwork, and I have a copy of it.
	I don't have it in front of me.
	I should.
	Because I can read from it.
	The paperwork very clearly tells you that this is an experimental, unapproved vaccine.
	It's all in there.
	Of course, there's eight pages of stuff to read through.
	I actually have the Johnson& Johnson version of that.
	Oh, I'd be interested in that.
	I don't have that.
	Yeah, it's in the show notes.
	And it's very similar.
	I'll read the exact...
	The Janssen COVID-19...
	Oh, that's the Janssen.
	That's not Johnson.
	What is that?
	Janssen.
	Did he even know Janssen had a vaccine?
	Janssen is part of Johnson& Johnson.
	Of course they bought them.
	You are being offered the Janssen COVID-19 vaccine to prevent coronavirus disease 2019.
	This fact sheet contains information to help you understand the risks and benefits.
	The Janssen COVID-19 vaccine may prevent you from getting COVID-19.
	There's no U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved vaccine to prevent COVID. Yep.
	The other one says the same thing.
	The Janssen COVID-19 vaccine is administered as a single dose.
	The Janssen COVID-19 vaccine may not protect everyone.
	Now, there's...
	Oh, yeah.
	They do mention the emergency use authorization.
	Then they've got all the disclaimers who should not take it.
	And what are the risks?
	Yeah, I mean, they just tell you right there, it may not work.
	Don't come to us.
	Go to the VAERS database if you've got a problem.
	Right, go to the database.
	Go to the database.
	Yeah, go to the database.
	Well, this guy goes on and he really harps on this.
	Let's play the clip five and that will end there.
	And I'll explain what happens after that.
	I can sue a manufacturer because governments around the world are taking the liability.
	Governments.
	But I'm talking about the manufacturer.
	If there's a problem, can I sue the people that made the vaccine?
	Not the government.
	The people that made the vaccine because I've heard they are protected from liability.
	He goes on.
	Fauci, of course, deflects.
	Yeah.
	And the guy finally summarizes and he says, I just don't understand why a company would bring out a vaccine like this and not be proud of what they produce and take responsibility for it.
	It just doesn't make sense to me, he goes on.
	And so Fauci doesn't know what to say.
	And now Fauci, as it starts to wrap up, starts to get a really mean look on his face.
	Like, why am I talking to this guy?
	Someone fucked up.
	Someone fucked up.
	Oh, yeah.
	Someone's going to get chewed out.
	One of the assistants.
	Well, I thought it was a good idea.
	The guy finishes with my six-year-old get the vaccine and why kids never get the disease and Fauci has to skirt around that.
	It's actually worth, if you can look it up, the guy's name is Eugenio Derbez, D-E-R-B-E-Z, and you can find it on Instagram.
	The full clip is in the show notes.
	If you go to Instagram show notes, you go search him, bingit.io.
	Bingit.io.
	Bingit.io.
	All right.
	I'm glad you got that.
	So, just looking at some vaccines for a second.
	The big news, and this is where...
	No, before we do that...
	You can't really ignore the 10 second clip, which is the COVID weekly deaths update from Amy.
	Oh my goodness, of course we need that.
	The U.S. recorded 62,000 new coronavirus infections and over 1,500 deaths Thursday as governors continue to roll back public health measures.
	My Amy, she's in the crypt now.
	What's going on there?
	She's in the crypt.
	In the crypt, yeah.
	So this is part of the great marketing scheme, and it looks like Pfizer has outspent everybody else in all of the media buys.
	We've seen the Dr.
	Bill special sponsored by Pfizer, the story of the Pfizer vaccine brought to you by Pfizer.
	AstraZeneca bad, AstraZeneca bad, AstraZeneca bad.
	Italy has joined several European countries temporarily suspending the use of AstraZeneca's COVID vaccine due to serious adverse reactions.
	The Italian Medicines Agency has banned a batch of one million doses nationwide.
	Austria has also banned a batch of vaccines after a 49-year-old nurse died from a blood clot.
	Denmark's rollout has been paused as well for at least two weeks after one person died and three others developed serious conditions.
	Norwegian and Iceland authorities have not given a timeline for their review.
	the relevant batch of vaccines was sent to 17 european countries but the eu regulator has found no evidence it's unsafe saying reports of blood clots received so far are not greater than the number that would have naturally occurred in the vaccinated population the safety of the public will always come first we are keeping this issue under close review but available evidence does not confirm that the vaccine is the cause
	um this is very interesting because they have 30 people i think so far it's probably 33 just to make it better who've had a blood clot which One of them died.
	Compared to, I don't know, 900 serious adverse, 900 deaths?
	Over 900 deaths from the other vaccines?
	Yeah, clearly a distraction.
	Don't look over here at people getting shingles and acute appendicitis.
	That's unbelievable.
	Yeah, don't look over here at that.
	And by the way, the only place you can get any kind of good information is, of course, from Team Halo.
	That's right, on the TikTok, Dr.
	I'm a scientist who studies COVID-19.
	Today is March 12th.
	Several countries have paused rollout of the AstraZeneca-Oxford vaccine while they look for evidence of a causal link between the vaccine and blood clots.
	This is what we know so far.
	As of last week, over 5 million people in Europe have received the Oxford vaccine.
	Out of those 5 million people, about 30 reported a blood clotting event sometime after receiving a vaccine.
	Currently, they're doing an analysis to see if there appears to be any increased risk of blood clotting events after vaccination compared to the rate that you would sort of just generally expect in the population.
	Right now, it does not look like the rate of observed events is much higher than you would expect in the general population, so we'll have to wait for the actual full analysis, but if there is an effect, it looks like it would be an extremely, extremely rare effect.
	Pausing rollout to do this safety analysis is not the same thing as saying that there is a safety issue.
	Now, we do know that actual COVID-19, the infection, not the vaccine, does cause you an increased risk of clotting disorders and vascular damage, and so it's going to be important to logically weigh the benefits of the vaccines against the risks of the vaccine.
	Thanks for that non-information, bro.
	They're no good over there.
	They're slipping.
	He's just doing talking points.
	He's not connecting it.
	So, you know, there's hesitancy, obviously, but we have to keep pushing, and people need to get it.
	What I think is happening is, you know, Bad Chad, the EMT, he got back to me.
	We've been just going back and forth.
	At the firehouse, he says at least one other person who mentioned their blood glucose level skyrocketed after the vaccine for about a week.
	Now, recall from his original letter that he had done an antibody study.
	And originally, this study was focused on first responders as likely candidates for infection and antibody response.
	And what's found so far, about 30% of those tested had at least one type of COVID antibody.
	So you didn't get sick, but your body did create the antibodies for it, and you have that.
	And...
	And now neither of us, he is of course a medical professional, but neither of us is a scientist.
	We're not Dr.
	Bill or Tedros.
	We don't have that kind of goober credentials.
	But it seems to me that what's taking place here is very much like the test that they would not do on ferrets this time around, where once you have the antibodies, then when the virus is introduced again, so they had the antibodies from a vaccine, it's kind of a reverse of what Chad is going through.
	Then when a slightly different version or the virus in the wild came, they got really sick and they died.
	And I think what's happening is certainly the mRNA-based vaccines seem to be kicking off immune issues and other things that may have been underlying in a long time for people.
	I think that's...
	I think, yeah.
	Who knows what that...
	That's the problem with these experimental drugs.
	Yeah.
	But it doesn't matter because you were right.
	Partially right.
	People are lining up everywhere.
	No kidding.
	but really how long do we think immunity lasts from the johnson and johnson vaccine so when you look at all the vaccines we have to another pfizer story oh yeah it's the great marketing reset vaccine so when you look at all the vaccines we have to remember they they accrued about two months of clinical trial data and then they broke that off sent that to the fda for emergency use authorization
	all vaccine developers have said they will continue to follow outcomes for at least two So the short answer to this question is we don't know because we're not two years post-clinical trial data yet.
	However, we can extrapolate a little bit what we know about natural immune protection from SARS-CoV-2.
	And antibodies are apparent anywhere from lasting three months to up to a year and a half.
	And other coronaviruses, a year and a half.
	So again, this is something we will be tracking very, very closely.
	It's not known whether we'll need a booster or a different strain formulation, all of that down the road.
	Yeah, of course, it's going to be fine.
	Just take the Pfizer.
	You too, pregnant ladies.
	A volunteer in the first vaccine trial for pregnant women is now speaking out.
	Expecting mothers were excluded from earlier trials, but now 4,000 pregnant women are enrolled in a study for Pfizer to make sure the company's shot is safe for both mother and baby.
	ABC's Ariel Reshef spoke exclusively to an Idaho woman enrolled in the trial.
	If there's any way to get rid of this COVID, it's to do these studies.
	And sometimes you have to be the guinea pig to figure it out.
	And I'm perfectly fine with being that guinea pig.
	The study will also see if there is a transfer of COVID-fighting antibodies from mother to child.
	Okay, well, I'm very brave.
	Yeah, I'd say.
	So this is, I think, just one example.
	It was a package, but it was a localized package.
	I think it was WGN something, Chicago, Illinois.
	And this is, in this case, it was Moderna.
	So this is Moderna Marketing.
	It was a five-minute package, John.
	Under Medical Watch, five-minute package.
	Now, that doesn't happen unless it's paid for.
	And every single time they showed a vial or a vaccine certification, it had Moderna.
	And by the way, Moderna is spelled capital M-O-D-E, capital R-N-A. That's new.
	But it was full screen, and that's why it caught my eye.
	I was like, oh my god.
	So it's very recognizable.
	Moderna, RNA, very specific.
	And this is the type of marketing that Moderna is putting in to get people to take this shot.
	And boy, is it a doozy.
	Medical Watch, it is a ticket to freedom.
	Medical reporter has more on the precious paper commodity worth protecting.
	They're making the rounds on social media.
	Some are framing them as memorabilia.
	Others keeping them close in their wallet.
	The collect all three.
	COVID vaccine card will help us travel and see loved ones again.
	That's why keeping it safe and backing it up is critical.
	Don't be fooled by its humble appearance.
	I think it's just as important as a passport, your actual physical passport.
	It may seem antiquated, but a paper trail is standard when it comes to documenting vaccinations.
	A lot of the countries in Africa will require yellow fever, and we put this on a yellow vaccination card.
	So we've been doing that.
	Do you have the vaccination card at this moment?
	They hand them out by the hundreds at Innovative Express.
	Hold on, stop.
	Yeah, I have one of those yellow vaccination cards for yellow fever.
	It's interesting that they would combine the color of the disease.
	So what you're going to tell me next, what they're going to say in here, is that the Moderna card or the vaccine card for them is colored the color of bullshit, right?
	It's kind of a dark brown.
	It's a scratch-and-sniff card, actually.
	They hand them out by the hundreds at Innovative Express Care on the city's north side.
	The card is really important.
	First, it tells you the date that you got the vaccine, the type of vaccine, and the lot number of the vaccine.
	And so it's really important to have...
	Chicago Public School Principal Vanessa Williams Johnson has big plans for her card.
	This will be laminated.
	It will travel with me wherever I go.
	But recipients should make a digital copy and keep it handy.
	I want to make sure that I scan this so that I have it on my phone.
	It's in my email.
	It will be anywhere.
	I mean, you know where this is going.
	They're totally selling freedom to you, falsely, because you're still shedding.
	There's no reason if it works or not.
	But all these people are like, it's my golden ticket, my freedom pass!
	I can scrapbook.
	It will be everywhere so I can make sure that I have this with me at all times.
	It's something to keep.
	It's part of your medical records.
	And it's really important now because it can give you freedom.
	There are going to be more and more countries requiring vaccination or documentation of vaccination, as well as work requirements.
	So this is an extremely important piece of paper that we have.
	If it gets lost...
	Well, after crying, I would probably look into all my digital files and hope that I still had that there.
	And there's a tracking system called iCare.
	Illinois Comprehensive Automated Immunization Registry Exchange.
	What sick operation...
	I missed that part, I think.
	What sick operation is playing this?
	This native ad.
	Where did they come from?
	It's Illinois.
	No, I mean, was it on a TV show?
	Yeah, yeah, it's the news.
	So they go, Medical Watch, and it's like the 6 o'clock news.
	Was it a local station?
	Yes, local station in Illinois, and they had this five-minute paid-for package called Medical Watch.
	That's why they cut to a different person.
	The news hosts don't have to do it.
	You've got the medical model.
	It's great if you're a news host on one of these locals.
	It's great.
	Five minutes, you go to the bathroom.
	Yeah.
	I think it was W... I can look it up.
	I'm sure if it's playing there, it's playing elsewhere.
	They probably placed it all over the country.
	Well, but this is localized, and I want to see if other local stations localize it for their outfit.
	But we continue because it's about...
	How localized is it, though?
	Well, it's at an Illinois vaccination site.
	Okay.
	So they actually put in a little more work than a standard video press release.
	They put in a lot of work on this.
	This had to be paid for.
	This was not your...
	Listen to all the edits!
	...and hope that I still had that there.
	And there's a tracking system called iCare, Illinois Comprehensive Automated Immunization Registry Exchange.
	All COVID vaccination centers report your doses to the state.
	The iCare system is the gold standard of proving that you've gotten the vaccine.
	Peyton Prep Principal Melissa Resch plans to show off her card on social media.
	I'm ecstatic.
	It is the next step in getting back to some semblance of togetherness, connection.
	I will absolutely tweet it out, text it out, show it off.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Any risk in sharing the badge of honor?
	You may want to cover up some identification of your birthday, but other than that, it's a celebration.
	It's a celebration!
	It's to show people that you've gotten the vaccine.
	Hopefully it will serve as a reminder to those who are kind of hesitant about vaccinations that they'll see that this is worthwhile.
	If not for you, it's for the safety of others.
	So I'm hoping that everybody sees the importance of this.
	There are concerns about forgery when it comes to the cards.
	That's one of the reasons international airlines are working on ways to digitize the document for travelers.
	At the same time, several app developers are getting in the game, working on their own platforms to preserve the cards digitally.
	There you go.
	Freedom!
	It's your ticket to freedom!
	Freedom!
	Freedom, you get freedom.
	Thank you, Fauci.
	They had a couple of screw-ups in there if I was the producer.
	First of all, they did mention the forgery issue, which is something you should be concerned about if you want to actually take this seriously, even though there's no reason to.
	And then you can have a discussion of that at the same time promoting somebody tweeting pictures of their card.
	Yes.
	Which then can be extracted from the tweet or the Instagram post, and you can cut and paste and create your own cards.
	Although, because I brought this up before on the show, somebody sent me a link.
	I think it was Wyoming's...
	I think it was the Wyoming State Health Department.
	They actually have the card online.
	Online, printable.
	Yeah.
	If you're a doctor, you just go to this link and you download the card, print it on some cardstock, boom.
	John, you're pretty good with the gimp.
	Exit strategy, baby.
	Making fake vaccination cards.
	We take Bitcoin.
	Oh man, everybody's up.
	Did you see the former presidents pushing the vaccine?
	President Obama.
	The former president.
	Presidents.
	President Obama.
	President Bush.
	President Clinton.
	What about Trump?
	No, he was not invited.
	Oh, that's right.
	Why would he be?
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	It's just an anomaly.
	They're trying to expunge him.
	There'll be some laws in the future.
	You can put this in the Red Book, but it would take place way too deep.
	To get Trump off the...
	Just get rid of him.
	Don't even...
	He never was president.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He never was a president, so it doesn't really matter.
	Well, here's their public service announcement.
	Right now, the COVID-19 vaccines are available to millions of Americans, and soon, they will be available to everyone.
	This vaccine means hope.
	It will protect you and those you love from this dangerous and deadly disease.
	I want to go back to work and I want to be able to move around.
	To visit with Michelle's mom.
	To hug her and see her on her birthday.
	You know what I'm really looking forward to is going to opening day in Texas Rangers Stadium with a full stadium.
	We've lost enough people and we've suffered enough damage.
	In order to get rid of this pandemic, it's important for our fellow citizens to get vaccinated.
	I'm getting vaccinated because we want this pandemic to end as soon as possible.
	So we can get vaccinated when it's available to you.
	So roll up your sleeve and do your part.
	This is our shot.
	Now it's up to you.
	I'm surprised they didn't have George H.W. Bush in that.
	Posthumously.
	That's how far ahead this was planned.
	Oh, so good.
	But of course we need some...
	I want to mention something because we're talking about this horrible...
	Sorry, sorry, sorry.
	We had this clip from one of the newscasts about three or four shows ago going, how great it is that normally we'd have like 400,000 cases of the flu, but we only got 20.
	Uh-huh.
	Uh-huh.
	And the flu is now, you know, this happened at my house, because JC and Jesse have all already had COVID to an extreme, and he had the cough and everything right at the early days, and she lost her sense of taste.
	Right, right, right.
	The OG Rona.
	And so she had...
	Right, the OG Rona they had.
	And so...
	But they're still thinking about getting the vaccine because, you know, the millennials and you have to do that if you're a millennial.
	Yeah.
	And I'm saying, why are you wanting...
	Why?
	You had the disease if it's normal.
	What do you...
	If...
	You can catch the disease and then catch the disease again and again and again.
	The vaccine's not going to do any good either.
	Yeah, but John, you're mistaking these people for people who are sound of mind.
	Not your kids are insane, but they've been programmed.
	No, totally.
	It's impossible to get around it now.
	So we had this situation recently where they got sick again.
	And it was like, I don't know, it's just something or other.
	And then Jay got sick.
	For a couple of days on something and she had swollen glands and she was feverish and had the jitters and the chills and the whole thing.
	And she says to me, because I didn't get any of this, she says to me, maybe it was COVID or something.
	I said, did you ever think that maybe you had a mild case of the flu?
	And it not dawned on her that that was even a possibility in today's world.
	And that's exactly what she had.
	And that's what they had.
	There is a flu going around.
	It's a mild case, at least in this situation, but there's other versions, obviously.
	And nobody even considers it anymore.
	No.
	This is really unhealthy.
	I have a tip.
	Which is important.
	Just wanted to share a quick experience with you, says producer Paul.
	I was traveling with my girlfriend to Puerto Rico and we needed to get a COVID PCR test to travel.
	I passed with flying coverage.
	However, my girlfriend received a positive result.
	She has not been experiencing any symptoms.
	It was suggested by a friend to swab and clean her nose with an antimicrobial antiseptic skin cleaner.
	We used Hibiclens, H-I-B-I-C-L-E-N-S. Right before the test.
	We did this as instructed, and sure enough, the result came back negative.
	Not sure if it was the antimicrobial or just the fact the testing system is wrought with errors, but we had a great time in San Juan.
	Well, there's a little...
	Well, he did mention something else in that note, which is the second test was done right after the first test.
	Yes.
	So they did a test.
	And then it's a positive.
	Do the test again after she swabbed herself.
	Oh, you're good to go.
	Good to go.
	This is like, this is ludicrous.
	I mean, all of this evidence just indicates the whole thing is a giant scam.
	You know, it's literally what Trump said.
	You throw some bleach up your nose, you're cured.
	Think about it.
	I have a case.
	I'm a case.
	I'm an infected oozing.
	I'm an infected human being.
	But now I have the Trump cure.
	Antimicrobial.
	Bleach we'll do in a gif.
	Snort some bleach and do the test right away.
	I think this is an outstanding tip.
	Two more public service announcements that are intended to get you to get vaccinated.
	Let's get back to talking smack with a side of mac and cheese.
	Before we can safely come together, we need the facts on COVID-19 vaccines.
	To get the facts, visit getvaccineanswers.org so you can make an informed decision when vaccines are available to you.
	Whenever you throw mac and cheese with anything, it's good as far as I'm concerned.
	Appreciate that.
	But this one is for the youngsters.
	And this is pretty evil.
	Oscar the Grouch here to tell you.
	Yeah, you.
	To wear a mask out in public around other people.
	Sure, it'll keep you healthy, but more importantly, I won't have to see your happy, smiling face.
	And if you don't want to wear a mask, I've just got one thing to tell you.
	Scram!
	Go away!
	Caring for each other because we are all in this together.
	So wear a mask and have a rotten day, will ya?
	Kids, you won't have to see your smiling face.
	That's bad.
	Do kids understand irony with this stuff?
	Well, Oscar Degrassi are all familiar with.
	Right.
	All right.
	Wear a mask.
	But there is some...
	Wear a mask.
	Wear a mask, you horrible people.
	Let's see, what else did I have on my list?
	I'm done with COVID for today, but you must have something else.
	The only other thing...
	Oh, yes.
	Burks?
	Commander Deborah Burks?
	She got a nice little gig.
	Yep, yep.
	She was hired by ActivePure Technology, a Texas-based filtration company.
	Comes as it's seeking formal clearance from the Food and Drug Administration to market its air purifier for the purpose of removing coronavirus particles.
	And in addition, she'll be joining the board of a Silicon Valley venture capital fund.
	Oh, of course.
	Who is conveniently invested in ActivePure.
	Which company is it?
	ActivePure.
	Oh, you mean which VC? No, the company, the VC. I don't think it says here.
	That's the most important piece of information.
	Yeah, well, let me...
	Because all of them are on a certain douchebag scale, and we want to know which one it is.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Let me see if I can find here.
	We look for the word bored.
	It just says, Berks this week also...
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	No.
	Uh, Birx this week joined the George W. Bush Institute, where she'll work to address health disparities exacerbated by the pandemic, and the board of a Bay Area investment firm.
	Well, what the hell kind of information is that?
	Ah, Inoviva.
	Inoviva.
	Yeah, I'm very unfamiliar with that.
	Ooh, listen to this.
	Inoviva, which primarily collects royalties from certain lucrative GlaxoSmithKline medicines.
	This sheet is unbelievable!
	It's disgusting.
	It's just the money.
	These people...
	It is.
	The money whores.
	These are horrible, horrible people.
	Whores.
	They're just whores.
	They're whores.
	Yeah, there's two documents which are probably worth looking at.
	One is the...
	And this is kind of a disturbing one.
	It's from the CDC... It's titled Interim Operational Considerations for Implementing the Shielding Approach to Prevent COVID-19 Infections in Humanitarian Settings.
	They're not expecting anything to slow down.
	And the shielding approach is you divide people up into sectors and camps.
	I know it sounds kind of creepy.
	This is a story, a novel story that my wife's been working on.
	Well, she can copy and paste.
	It's here.
	By the time her book comes out, the typical Dvorak book, the time it comes out, the story will be like, what are you writing here?
	Well, that's actually a good idea.
	So, I'll finish.
	They're going to have a green zone...
	For dedicated latrine bathing facility for high-risk individuals.
	But this is good if it's a Dvorak timing because we have yet another dynamite document here, which is the SPARS pandemic.
	Now, we've already talked about this.
	This is a...
	It's not real, but they've already given it a name, SPARS, and this is a futuristic scenario to facilitate medical countermeasure communication.
	And the SPARS pandemic is expected to be from 2025 to 2028.
	That's perfect Dvorak book publishing timing.
	But medical countermeasures, also known as MCM, including drugs, devices, biologics, which is your vaccines and remdesivir, often play critical roles in curtailing the impacts of natural disease outbreaks as well as chemical, biological, radiological, or nuclear.
	So it's a whole communications plan on how to communicate to the people what they should be doing during the next pandemic.
	Right.
	Are ham radio operators involved in this?
	Ham radio operators?
	I hate to say it, but no.
	No, they're not involved.
	No, there's no space for the...
	Oh, man.
	No, there's no space for the hams in this.
	So as far as SPARS, is this also going to be something coming out of the Wuhan lab?
	Well...
	Do they have that in there?
	No, but I do...
	Are they leaving out these details?
	I do have two clips about the Wuhan lab.
	This was on deck.
	The mainstream was definitely talking about it this week, which was surprising.
	To have the Chinese controlled media doing this, here's CBS Face the Nation shorty, Dr.
	Scott Gottlieb on the Wuhan lab.
	What is it that China still has here that we need to know?
	A lot of data.
	Well, first of all, they have antibody testing on the people who worked in that Wuhan lab.
	They didn't make that available.
	So you'd want to know if they have antibodies to the coronavirus.
	That would be an indication that maybe they got infected.
	Now, those antibodies will wait over time.
	But you at least want to look at that data.
	We want to see sequencing data on retained samples from people who were admitted to the hospital in October and November with viral syndromes that looked like COVID to see if this infection was spreading earlier.
	And try to get closer to the source of the initial outbreak.
	That data is certainly available.
	The Chinese have that.
	So there's a lot of data that was not made available.
	NBC did a much better job of this on the nightly news, and I'm still unclear as to why suddenly it's not racist to be talking about China being creeps and messing up and letting this loose accidentally or purposely.
	Tonight, with still so many questions about the origins of the coronavirus in China.
	My God, man, do you talk like this everywhere you go?
	This revelation from a member of the World Health Organization team who was just in Wuhan.
	Some researchers working at a Wuhan lab studying coronaviruses did get sick.
	Studying.
	Did some researchers get sick with flu-like symptoms in the fall of 2019?
	There were occasional illness because that's...
	Normal.
	There was nothing that stood out.
	Do you remember how many researchers?
	Maybe one or two.
	It's certainly not a big thing.
	A State Department fact sheet in January alleged several researchers inside the Wuhan Institute of Virology became sick in autumn 2019.
	Marion Koopman says China told the WHO team the lab researchers tested negative for SARS-CoV-2 in March, April 2020.
	She says the evidence does not point to a lab leak.
	We've really not seen any evidence of, you know, credible lab research.
	A 300-page World Health Organization joint report with China will soon be published.
	But a week ago, a group of 20 scientists wrote an open letter saying the WHO team was never given proper access and has to clear its report with Chinese scientists, quote, greatly compromising the scientific validity of its findings.
	What we want to see is a more independent, proper investigation of how the origins started.
	I really don't understand why they're doing this now.
	Are you talking about the bad sound engineering?
	No, I know why they're doing that, but why all of a sudden this going after China?
	What's up?
	We're missing something.
	That's the open question.
	I think maybe China's not coughing up enough, or they're pulling back, or they're acting arrogant, or they're not paying their fair share.
	Excuse me, the money.
	No, not usually.
	Always.
	We'll go down under for our last sequence here and listen to the Coronacast.
	Hello, this is Coronacast, a daily podcast all about the coronavirus.
	I'm health reporter Teagan Taylor.
	And I'm physician and journalist Dr Norman Swan.
	It's Friday the 12th of March 2021.
	And Norman, one thing we keep hearing about the vaccines is that they've been developed in record time and breakneck speed and all of these sorts of really fast words.
	And you've got something to say about this.
	They actually haven't been developed as quickly as people think.
	Now, I appreciate this.
	Of course, it's on a podcast because where else would you get this information?
	It gives you a little insight into what we were tracking years ago when the pharmaceutical industry met with the banking sector and said, oh, this is going to be great.
	We can give people medicine that they're not even sick.
	We'll give it to them before they need it.
	It's going to be great.
	Vaccines of the future.
	And we're indemnified.
	And we're indemnified.
	Could you believe that kind of investment opportunity?
	Well, people, I think, think that these vaccines have been developed in the same year, in this past year, which, in fact, is not true.
	If we just do a little bit of history, two or three years ago, an organisation called the Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness and Innovation.
	CEPI, yeah.
	Had effectively a competition.
	The competition was come up with a vaccine technology platform that could develop a vaccine to a new virus within 16 weeks.
	It was off the back of the Ebola outbreaks in Africa where they felt like they were just chasing their tails and they needed to be on the front foot next time.
	That's right.
	They knew another pandemic was coming.
	So five groups won it or five technologies won it.
	There was the University of Queensland technology.
	Hold on a second.
	Ebola wasn't a pandemic.
	They knew another pandemic was coming.
	Was Ebola a pandemic?
	Did I miss it?
	You know, I don't think it was declared such.
	No, of course it wasn't.
	It's possible, but they did develop, you have to remember the Johnson& Johnson vaccine is from the Ebola platform.
	As comes up here.
	It was off the back of the Ebola outbreaks in Africa where they felt like they were just chasing their tails and they needed to be on the front foot next time.
	That's right.
	They knew another pandemic was coming.
	So five groups won it, or five technologies won it.
	There was the University of Queensland technology, and the mRNA technology, and a couple of other technologies won it.
	And they won it a while ago.
	What happened was that these technology platforms were shovel-ready in January.
	So much so that when Eddie Holmes at Sydney University released...
	Yeah, you got to shovel some bullshit to get through it.
	Is that what you're saying?
	There you go.
	That's what I was trying to say.
	They won it a while ago.
	What happened was that these technology platforms were shovel-ready in January.
	So much so that when Eddie Holmes at Sydney University released the genome worldwide, companies like Moderna were onto it straight away and within a matter of weeks had already designed, effectively, the first version of their vaccine.
	Now, it's true that some of these vaccines hadn't been fully studied in humans, but they were well-developed platforms.
	Who cares?
	They were pre-existing platforms that were designed to produce vaccines quickly.
	That's why they won the prize.
	Okay.
	You never hear that anywhere else.
	We might just do it podcast to podcast.
	Podcast to podcast.
	This would be the name of another podcast.
	Yes, podcast to podcast.
	Podcast to podcast.
	That's right.
	Oh, my, my, my.
	So, I think that's kind of it.
	I don't believe I have any other pressing information, unless you have something.
	Well, as Mimi would say, when are you guys going to stop talking about COVID? I am always just blown away.
	I'm blown away by how accurate that voice is.
	I always say, well, it depends on if you want us to continue to do the podcast.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Wow.
	I got my Joe Biden stuff lined up for the second, the C-block.
	Oh, well, then perhaps you should depart yourself or something.
	I'm sorry?
	You should depart yourself.
	Oh, yes, yes.
	I was unaware of the wordage that you were implementing, but now I can do this.
	Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen.
	Blue Ribbon.
	All right.
	Sweet.
	I've got Pax Blue Ribbon on my mind.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your currency in the morning to you, the man who put two C's in the CoronaCast, John C. Dvorak.
	Well, in the morning, you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	In the morning, all ships of sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
	In the morning, trolls.
	How y'all doing?
	It's good to see you there in the troll room, noagendastream.com.
	Let's have a count.
	Hands up, trolls.
	Where y'all from?
	What do we got?
	We have 2135.
	Yep, yep.
	That's because no one wants to hear about COVID. That's why there's over 2,000 people.
	I couldn't help myself.
	That's noagendastream.com where you can troll all of the live shows.
	We've got a live stream right on that page.
	And if it's not live, a lot of the shows are.
	Then everyone's still hearing the same thing.
	We're rolling out 24-hour 7 of podcasts.
	It's a fun place to hang out.
	If you're a troll.
	I should mention, before you do that, somebody sent me a Pabst Blue Ribbon hat.
	Yes, I am aware.
	I'm aware.
	Did you get one?
	No, no, this was one of our producers specifically wanted to send you one and double-checked with me and say, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And he tracked it, and so I think he's very happy.
	Are you wearing it, though, right now is the question.
	Yeah, of course.
	Are you wearing it backwards, like a hip-hopper?
	No, it's not straightforward.
	It's over to the side by about 30 degrees.
	Very cool.
	With the bill completely flat, right?
	You've got to keep it straight in the tap.
	And flat as a pancake.
	In fact, I had to flatten it.
	And you've got the tag.
	Because it was naturally curved.
	And you've got the tag still on it.
	Don't take the tag off.
	Yeah, I've got everything.
	Everything's intact.
	It's got a sticker.
	Very good.
	Now, I don't know who this was that sent this.
	You must have some access to him.
	I wanted to thank him.
	Oh, I didn't leave a note?
	No, there's no note.
	It looks like it came from some hat manufacturing company.
	There's no note.
	Well, that may be difficult.
	That's okay.
	Now that he knows that I don't know who he is, he will send me a note.
	He can uncloak.
	He can reveal himself.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, it's a funny logo.
	By the way, we should be getting cases and cases of caps.
	We're only going to do this bit a couple more times.
	You're the one that has to switch.
	You've got to switch to a different beverage.
	In the morning to Tom the Nail, who nailed it with the artwork for episode 1328.
	The title of that, Perfect White Adjacent.
	And this was the Illuminati Queen of Hearts.
	Was it Hearts?
	Yeah, of Hearts.
	Which fit right in with the Queen of America attacking the Queen of England, the Oprah interview.
	And I think that there was...
	Did you mention somewhere about this being...
	Oh, it was in the newsletter about it being Freemason work.
	Yeah.
	Some 32nd degree mason sent us a note.
	And he had all the discussions of what was going on in there, including...
	I mean, it's in the newsletter, so you can read it there.
	But the one that I got a kick out of that he spotted was that broken rose that the queen is holding up.
	Which apparently is a message to F you to the Rosicrucians.
	Really now?
	Yeah.
	Hmm...
	I think Tonton Nail posted something about this.
	Did you see that?
	I know she tagged you.
	I don't know if you got it early enough.
	I'm looking at it right now.
	Where's Tonton Nail?
	Ah, damn.
	She's in Holland, so she's a Dutch.
	No, I don't.
	One of them is Dutch and one of them isn't.
	I can't even remember anymore who's who.
	Well, I know she's in Holland.
	Let me see, Tom.
	Because it says so on her page on the website.
	Oh, yeah, Dutch.
	Yeah, you're right.
	It says Dutch.
	Okay.
	I'm looking at her.
	So she could be Illuminati.
	Well, they have a lot of Freemasons there for sure.
	Oh, here it is.
	I read in the newsletter you received an analysis of my art from an anonymous 32 degree Mason.
	Just to clarify, the breastplate is not altered by me.
	It's on the original Queen playing card.
	Well, that's interesting.
	The broken rose doesn't mean disdain for the Rosicrucianism.
	It depicts the English rose, and it stands for Queen Oprah's disdain for the British royals.
	The all-seeing eye is an image regularly used to depict wokeism.
	Yeah.
	Well, good.
	It's funny.
	Now we've got the battle of the interpretations.
	Yes.
	Hey, all art is open to interpretation.
	And right now, if you're using a Podcasting 2.0 compliant podcast app, you're seeing this as we speak.
	And maybe even some other images Dreb Scott throws in there.
	Newpodcastapps.com.
	Continental did a good job.
	And what else did we see?
	Well, we looked at...
	It was really the only piece...
	I saw these...
	I saw the complete collection, and there was a couple things we should note.
	I forgot to mention, Mike Riley, for example, did a Little Mermaid image.
	We're never going to use anything that involves Disney.
	Probably not, no.
	Because Disney sues people for doing anything, including parodies, even though they're legal.
	A lot of parodies are legal.
	Disney will still go after you because they like to make a point that, you know, you want to mess with us.
	I don't care what you do.
	You're still going to have to go through the agony of dealing with Disney legal.
	So that's out.
	Same for Nick the Rat's LeBron James with the Mickey Mouse hat on.
	Well, I kind of got a kick out of that one.
	But again, any Disney imagery is never going to be used.
	And I would also go so far as to say it's probably unlikely that we're going to use any Paramount imagery, which includes all the Star Trek ships.
	Because Paramount does the same thing.
	Not to the extent of Disney.
	Disney really goes after people.
	How long do you think one of the pieces of art with the Pfizer logo and a zombie next to it would last?
	Do you think that would be taken down?
	That's a good question.
	Would that be taken down?
	Yeah, Pfizer just changed their logo too, which is kind of funny.
	I'm already shadow banned.
	Everyone knows it.
	Just go ahead and look at who you follow.
	I'm at the bottom of your list.
	I'm not even showing up for my wife.
	The...
	Yeah, there's a number of things we won't do because we don't want to get into legal entanglements.
	And we're aware of most of the possibilities.
	And luckily when something like the public domain queen of hearts card comes out with all these little images put all over it, it's perfect.
	There's absolutely nothing in there.
	It's got the mask on her face, which is a nice touch.
	I mean, it's a dynamite piece.
	You were irked that it had a yellow background.
	Well, no, there was a lot of grumbling about that because you had literally just said, Dad, the only thing we'll take is that yellow is for a product shot, not for anything else.
	That's me doing you, by the way.
	I thought it was pretty good.
	Sounds just like me.
	Yeah.
	So that was kind of involved.
	Some of the background people, artists in particular, should understand some of these things, especially about Disney images.
	If you wanted to make a fuss and want to have some fun, you could use the original Mickey Mouse with the bent arms.
	Steamboat Willie.
	Steamboat Willie style of Mickey Mouse and you can use that in art and probably win in court because that's genuinely public domain.
	But again, it's cost money to do all that and it's not worth the trouble with these a-holes.
	It really isn't.
	Let's see.
	We had no agenda show.
	Tombstones.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it was too much yellow.
	That was the problem.
	And still, still yellow on the day.
	Well, thank you very much.
	Congratulations, Tantanel, with your well-deserved credit for episode 1328.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com is where you can look at all of this artwork, or you can upload yourself.
	It's really, it's a value for value.
	You know, this is what a lot of the artists do, is...
	Give us this incredible value.
	There's no radio show.
	Go ahead.
	Look at any podcast company.
	Not individuals, but like Gimlet.
	Network.
	Yeah, Network.
	And you tell me that they have one show that changes their artwork every single show.
	Quality.
	And they got the big dough.
	Quality.
	Yes.
	That's how valuable this work is.
	Besides just being fun.
	I mean, it's just fun.
	Although I found that when I critique end-of-show mixers, they don't like it so much.
	That's interesting.
	I think musicians or people that do that sort of thing are not the same as graphic art.
	Graphic artists are used to it.
	And they actually expect it.
	And they like it because it helps them fine-tune.
	There's nothing that...
	The guy who does an end-of-show mix, there's nothing to fine-tune.
	It's over.
	Right.
	I don't know.
	That's a funny observation.
	Well, it's usually on technical merits.
	Well, I only have one complaint about all the end-of-show mixes.
	I have one basic complaint.
	Okay.
	Which is, I don't think it's that artistic or interesting or I don't even like it.
	Where all you do is take Adam and I saying various random things and then put a musical bed underneath it.
	Well, sometimes there's a story that's told, and it's funny when it's pulled out of context.
	But if it's not musically mixed in, if it's just rolling it over, I agree.
	If it's in the beat, if it's sampled, it's really good.
	So for me, and I hear a lot of bad edits, which I'll let one slide, but if it's really bad, the beat gets off.
	And then if someone's singing and it's really bad, I'm going to say, no, no.
	And there are some bad singers.
	Yeah.
	Well, most are bad singers, but sometimes it's just worse than others.
	I'm like, no.
	We have a lot of professionals in the audience.
	I mean, we have a lot of serious...
	But also, I'd like to say, I'm on a list where I receive songs.
	You know, I'm one of these, oh, it's a DJ and podcaster list.
	Oh, my song is out.
	Go listen to it.
	Do you know how many of those songs I listen to that are sent to me?
	None.
	Zero.
	Exactly.
	What do I listen to?
	Every single end of show mix.
	So it should actually be a compliment.
	You like what I did there, huh?
	Yeah, that was real good switcheroo.
	That is our time talent.
	Here's the treasure portion.
	We always like to congratulate and profusely thank our associate producers, associate executive and executive producers.
	We like to read their notes, find out what's going on in their lives.
	You learn a lot in this particular portion of the show.
	I would give a product tip in this particular portion of the show.
	Ooh, Tina's going to Costco today to see if the Kirkland 799 Bordeaux is there.
	You better, yeah.
	Almost out here.
	Well, that's just you.
	It takes about two weeks for it to completely disappear from any single Costco.
	Well, then we have hopefully enough time.
	But another tip is that go to the front of the store where there's a, usually where you pick up the stuff, there's a door that says pickups here.
	There's a desk with a computer at it.
	That's where the store manager sometimes is sitting there.
	But whoever's there, you can go up to them and ask them where this wine is in any of the other local stores.
	And they will go onto the computer, look up the wine, in this case, Kirkland, Bordeaux, Superior.
	They'll look it up.
	And they can see the inventory in all the local stores, and they'll tell you, oh, it's over here at the other store in the south side of town.
	And you can drive over there and get it there.
	It's very handy.
	I've used this capability a number of times at the Costco in Richmond, California.
	Another fantastic tip.
	You get your money's worth with this show.
	Absolutely.
	All right.
	I'll skip the other product for now.
	And let's start with thanking a few people for contributing to this show 1329.
	Anonymous starts us off.
	We've got a couple of Anonymouses at the top.
	Hmm.
	$1,001.11.
	It's not even a palindrome.
	I don't know what.
	101.11.
	Donation enough?
	I'm not a douchebag anymore.
	The gender bender couple Kathy and Sarah have called me out enough.
	Kelly and Sarah.
	Kathy.
	The gender bender couple.
	What did I say?
	You said Kathy.
	Kathy, wow.
	Kelly and Sarah have called me out enough.
	Instant night today for me.
	Request an anonymity.
	Well, you've been called out enough.
	I don't know why you want to be anonymous now.
	Okay.
	Request anonymity and night name Sir N-O-Y-B of Calgary.
	I was asked by Kelly, or Kathy as I have it, to listen to a three-minute clip.
	He sent me the whole show.
	Ugh.
	I was asked by Kelly to listen to a three-minute clip.
	He sent me the whole show.
	Okay.
	I was pissed but loved the show and haven't missed an episode since.
	I mean, context would be good on this.
	Thanks for the entertainment and the great work.
	Donation 1001.11 US bucks, even though I'm Scandinavian.
	That's like $5,000.
	That's a pretty big donation.
	Very big.
	Because I'm not cheap like some of the non-Roganites and 1.11 to keep Adam's penny jar full.
	Ah!
	There you go.
	You have 111...
	Well, yeah.
	Don't waste them.
	And there's no jingles, no karma, just the knighting.
	Yeah, you got it.
	Looking forward to it.
	We'll leave it at that, whoever he is in Alberta.
	Anonymous in Fortson, Georgia.
	800.
	Another anonymous.
	It's odd.
	Please find the 600 bucks.
	This is the final payment for my knighthood.
	Another knight.
	Please credit it to my account.
	$200 to Reed Matthews of Waxhaw.
	I think he haw with just as many jackasses.
	Again, as before, you are free to say his name all you want.
	I think he might have donated out of spite back in February, but I can't remember, and I ain't going back to check.
	Anyways, this gets me to Knighthood and him closer to the K-hood, which can only help him on his never-ending quest of becoming a real person someday.
	These are angry people.
	I am making this donation for a variety of reasons, but let's just connect it to my birthday on the 15th of March.
	You're on the list.
	I've been field-testing Adam's questions.
	Quote, I always wonder what's next when somebody says, remember Adam Curry from MTV? Quote, almost exclusively when I have asked, I hear in return...
	Okay, I hear in return, quote, whenever he asks, he gets this.
	Love that guy.
	Whatever happened to him?
	So there's that.
	Working on sending you and Adam a couple of ducks.
	I should be back in the office soon, and we'll get it done.
	Quick question, after the knighthood, what's next?
	Well, Baronet.
	Is this it?
	No, there's Baronet, there's Duke, there's Earl, there's all kinds of things.
	No more donations for me.
	Appreciate you, and a greatly show is immediately entertaining.
	And a greatly show is immediately entertaining.
	It's immensely, immensely.
	It is immensely, but still, a greatly show.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's another anonymous noise.
	It sounds like the same guy.
	It's not the same guy.
	It sounds like the same guy.
	I love that guy.
	Whatever happened to him?
	Love that guy.
	Where'd he go?
	Where'd he go?
	Whatever happened to him?
	I'm on U68. That's the channel between home shopping and QVC over the air, baby.
	Dame Ladybug is next, and she's in San Diego, California, with 333.33.
	With lots of love and gratitude from Dame Ladybug, please forgive me some relationship karma, or give me some.
	I'd love to meet an alpha male.
	Alpha.
	Who would put up with my no agenda listening addiction.
	Well, you want to find a no agenda list or go to the meetups.
	Meetups.
	And enjoy fun photography adventures on weekends.
	Wait a minute.
	What does she enjoy?
	She'll only find an alpha male, but she wants to drag his ass out of the house.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	You misread that.
	It's not photography and adventures.
	She would enjoy fun photography adventures on weekends.
	Photography adventures.
	What is this?
	Well, you're looking at it as some sort of lewd activity.
	Well, of course.
	Nude photography.
	It says fun, not nude.
	That'd be funnier, though.
	I would enjoy nude photography adventures on weekends.
	Well, it's too bad all those hot guys can't sign up to NoAgendaSocial.com anymore.
	Since I locked that down.
	I locked it down.
	We hit 10,000.
	We'll open it up in a month.
	We're going to open up a few.
	We're going to do a purge in a month.
	After the purge, we can do something.
	The purge.
	And again, three in a row, by the way, nobody asked for karma.
	Yes.
	Nothing.
	I know.
	And Kevin Battinger from Philadelphia, 333.
	He didn't even put a note in at all.
	No, no note.
	I couldn't find a note.
	I looked, I looked, and looked, and nothing.
	So we got four in a row.
	Dame Sarah Coble, who we know is the wife of our Duke, 320, Fairview, Tennessee.
	Happy anniversary of my smoking hot husband, Sir Patrick Coble, Duke of the South, 16 years with...
	With this 10, he's a 10, and two amazing kids later, a 16-year-old 10 and a 2.
	Oh no, 16 by 10 by 2, 320, Dame Sarah.
	Another non-requester.
	Well, I gave her the horns for Sir Patrick Coble.
	Duke of the South.
	We're on five in a row.
	This is a record today.
	Well, it's over now.
	Oh, Dame Anne of Grey Rock in Croset, Virginia, 316-17, 77.
	By the way, Dame Serif, I didn't say it was 320.
	ITM at Noodle Gun, please.
	Okay, Noodle Gun, jingle.
	Happy birthday to my sister Dame Anonymous of Colonial Place on March 16th.
	Please give this producer credit to her.
	Okay, we've got to switcheroo too.
	Make a note please.
	Okay.
	Our 73-year-old mom used to use the quote, I'll take the vaccine when it has FDA approval.
	Good for her!
	Line with her friends the other day.
	They've been berating her for a few weeks because she won't take it.
	This is the peer group that causes the lines.
	This is terrible, by the way.
	Yeah.
	You shouldn't be cowing people into doing something that they don't want to do.
	No.
	She said no.
	One had a response to her comment, and that conversation moved along.
	Thanks, Noah Jenner, for giving our mom the answer to why...
	Won't you take the vaccine since, quote, I have a severe allergy and I'm not comfortable taking it, didn't work.
	Huh.
	Keep up the great work, Dame Anne of Greyrock.
	I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
	I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
	Now this is interesting.
	We had Dame Sarah, Dame Anonymous, and a third female producer.
	In a row, this is Alyssa McCorkle from Bullfrog, Utah, 31415.
	This donation should bring me to Damehood.
	I've been on the 3333 Mothership Boarding Pass for a while, yeah, and couldn't pass up this opportunity to finally become a dame.
	In honor of Pi Day...
	Oh my god!
	What is wrong with us?
	Gee, I mean, what the heck, Dvorak?
	You know, usually I get a number of notes about Pi Day, and here we are.
	What is wrong?
	I got no notes to remind me.
	You're all fired.
	All producers are fired.
	Fired.
	Give them their pink slips.
	That's right.
	Trials.
	Nuremberg Trials.
	I mean, that...
	You're right.
	Has it gotten to the point where everyone is just, oh, you know, those guys will remember.
	Remember, every year that passes, it gets worse for us.
	No, it's not that.
	We do this show.
	Yeah, we're just talent.
	We're just talent.
	We're just talent.
	We're some production.
	And we do, yes, I do a newsletter and it should be in there and it would have been a good time to do it.
	Yeah, I'd slap some stuff up there.
	But we're just talent, really.
	We're not...
	We do...
	The show is the prime thing that we do.
	We just do the rest of it so we can make sure that we're paid to do the show or so we can support the show so the show can continue.
	But it's not like Pi Day is on my mind.
	And it's only once a year, which is another thing, and I don't have it in the calendar.
	I feel terrible now.
	Well, Aisa McCorkle, I think I mispronounced her name, too.
	Thank you for reminding us.
	Anyway, she says she couldn't pass up this opportunity to finally become a dame.
	And in honor of Pi Day and my upcoming birthday on April 3rd, I wanted to celebrate by donating a delicious slice of pie to you both.
	I love listening to the show and the No Agenda community is amazing.
	Thank you for the dose of sanity and for being guardians of truth.
	I hope you never find an exit strategy.
	I would like to be known as Dame Geek Squared of the Space-Time Neanderthals.
	With 33 as the geek.
	With 33 as the ease for the geek, of course.
	Jingles, Biden holo, don't eat me Joe Biden, we're all going to die Fauci wheeze.
	For the roundtable, please add Kogel, is it Kogel's ring baloney?
	Kogel's or Kogel's?
	It's probably Kogel's, and it's obviously a brand of Ring Bologna.
	Well, it's important.
	We've got to get the right one.
	So Kogel's Ring Bologna in honor of her smoking hot boyfriend and some Huli Huli chicken.
	And please officially de-douche me.
	You've been de-douched.
	Huli Huli sauce is a Hawaiian sauce.
	It's a soy sauce, but it uses a marinade mostly.
	It's quite good.
	When I see Huli Huli, I always buy it.
	It's very good.
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	Don't eat me, Bo Giant, and you're scary!
	So scary!
	We're all going to die!
	There you go.
	Well, since you're making a big fuss about the three women in a row, there's actually four women in a row.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Yeah, we go into the associate executive producer list with Jill Price.
	The women are saving us.
	The women are saving us.
	233.33 and they remembered Pi Day.
	This is the third time I've donated.
	In addition to my monthly donation, I have yet to request a dedouching.
	Please do it!
	You've been dedouched.
	I've been meaning to donate for over a month for my birthday.
	Well, she's not on the list.
	Uh-oh.
	Let me put her on.
	For my birthday and two of my human resources birthdays, but never got around to it.
	So today's the day because you have saved my sister's life.
	What?
	So we don't have to get two.
	We got three birthdays here.
	We got her and her two human resources.
	Yeah, I'm all ears.
	She lives in an area, her sister lives in an area surrounded by people with ginormous, please don't ever use that word again.
	Ginormous.
	That is a Rachel Maddow invention.
	Yeah, that's really a bad idea.
	With, we'll say, huge amygdalas and her husband has legitimate COVID psychosis.
	Not that he has had COVID. He doesn't leave the house.
	He's just psycho about it.
	And by the way, this is not unusual.
	No, it's not.
	He's just psycho.
	I think my next door neighbors are these people.
	Yeah.
	He's just psycho about it.
	And they're doctors.
	Psycho about it.
	And now is obsessed with convincing everyone to get the vaccine.
	My sister's about to lose her mind.
	I hit her in the mouth this summer, but apparently not hard enough.
	This time I hit her with all of my might.
	And she is hooked.
	Exact quote from her.
	Quote, I am dying.
	I am listening to yesterday's show.
	Thank you for saving me.
	I found my new sanity routine.
	Listen to no agenda and hike or ski with the dog.
	Ski with the dog.
	All right.
	So, dogs on skis are hilarious.
	So, with all that being said, thank you, uppercase.
	I was about to have to fly out there and be on sanity watch.
	So, so long.
	But I just had to share.
	You two are the very best.
	Please don't find your exit strategy anytime soon.
	Jingle request, shut up, slave, and noodle gun.
	Shut up, slave!
	I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
	I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
	Pew!
	225 from Surreal Estate of the North Coast, and he is also an associate executive producer.
	Let's see what this rather long note says.
	I wanted to send a note along with my donation to give a boots-on-the-ground report.
	A small group of us within the Ohio Stand-Up organization has been organizing group maskless shopping events.
	I saw this.
	In the Communist Republic of Cuyahoga.
	Cuyahoga County, where Dame Ashley, Lady of the Lake, and I live.
	Our county is the bluest of the blue counties in Ohio, therefore all in on the stupid mask requirements.
	Our first shopping trip was to the heart of downtown Cleveland at a shopping center called Steel Yard Commons.
	About 25 to 30 beautiful bare faces had a successful excursion into Home Depot and Target.
	Oh man, it's like a swarm.
	Good idea.
	Maskless swarm.
	This is interesting.
	I think if you take 25 or 30 people, it's done.
	What does he say here?
	We did have one troublemaker in the group that caused our last participants to have service refused, but other than that, it went off without a hitch.
	The last trip was to Aldi on the east side of Cleveland, which is notoriously strict on masking policies.
	When our group arrived, about 40 this time, there were six police cars and three to four police barring us from the entrance.
	And he did send along a video of that.
	We actually had a reporter from Breitbart with us this time.
	Oh, you guys.
	Easy now.
	Easy now.
	Remember, Adam's rule, if you use the media to get a point across, it can come back and it will boomerang and abuse you.
	So we had a reporter from Breitbart with us this time, and our organizer was taken inside to talk to the manager.
	After about ten minutes of talking, the manager agreed to let us shop as long as we did not film inside the store.
	While we were waiting, a Karen hurried by her group with her head in her arms and said,"'Step aside!
	I just want to be safe!' That's my Karen voice on time code.
	Not bad.
	While inside the store, there was actually a woman with what looked like a hazmat suit with its own air supply.
	I wish I was joking.
	The fear porn machine is working overtime as our governor is keeping us at one quarter capacity for gatherings, six feet of social distancing and strict punishment and fines including closures for business that allow patrons to shop maskless without an exemption.
	Whoa!
	We went to a local pub after to celebrate, but half of our group was asked to leave because they were standing up without a mask on, even though the first half walked in completely maskless and was sat without issue.
	Not to mention every patron eating and drinking were maskless.
	Yeah, we get the point.
	We need to remember COVID only gets you when you're standing and after 10 p.m.
	I'm so tired of it all, so it feels good to do something.
	If anyone in the area wants to join up, reach out to me at Surreal Estate or at Dame Ashley on any show social, and we'll get you hooked up with the next excursions.
	I encourage everyone, no matter where you are, to organize groups like this.
	It's your only way to fight this medical tyranny we are living under.
	And that's a very interesting idea.
	No jingles.
	I would like some house buying karma as I'm purchasing 11 rental properties in the next 30 days.
	If there are any NA listeners that are interested in partnering up to purchase more in a great suburb of Cleveland, let me know.
	Chris at IWishHomes.com.
	Sincerely, Sir Real Estate of the North Coast.
	That's a long note, but I like it because it does show that there is opportunity to get together, swarm, and eventually people may just say, well, you know what?
	If you come after five or at nine, we'll just let the swarm in.
	This is a crack.
	A crack in the code.
	You know, like in the swimming pool where you...
	All right.
	It's like...
	All the kids out.
	All the kids out.
	Adult swim time.
	Adult swim time.
	Remember that?
	No.
	Oh.
	We had the Pleasant Valley pool.
	Pleasant View pool.
	We had to get out of the pool.
	And then it was the adults only.
	And they got to swim for like half an hour.
	I'll just go take a trip to Florida.
	Yeah.
	Hey man, we gotta, look, we gotta fight this.
	You have to fight.
	Otherwise...
	Yeah, I'm in Berkeley.
	Yeah, you don't...
	Hey, they're in Ohio.
	Give me a break.
	From the way it looks.
	If I'm in a fight, I just become a homeless.
	They're exempt.
	They don't wear masks.
	They don't care.
	They don't wear masks.
	They don't get sick.
	It's unbelievable.
	They're homeless.
	Oh, this is it.
	Don...
	Wait, wait, wait!
	When you go shopping, just put on some, you know, scruffy clothes, and if someone asks you something, excuse me, I'm experiencing homelessness here?
	Could work.
	Yeah, I could try that, but I risk the police deciding they want to practice beating me up.
	Yeah.
	So I have to be careful about that.
	They're not really homeless.
	They're practicing.
	They're practicing back at the station.
	You are now.
	Don Arson is next.
	He's in Plano.
	$21.
	Can I get a dedouching?
	I'm a first-time donor.
	You've been dedouched.
	Thank you.
	This is a redo.
	My first attempt to donate $201 is apparently thrown in the recycle bin at the Dvorak household.
	Okay, so he sent me a...
	Fantastic.
	And I'm going to recommend this to anybody who wants to have something cool.
	A fantastic kind of, it's like a plastic thing that sticks on a, let me read the rest of the note and then I'll explain.
	This donation represents the value for value contribution from the edge lit rally signs that I've sold over the last year on my Etsy shop.
	Plus, I threw in some of my cash to get the associate producer level.
	When volume has been light, it has been fun making these for your dedicated producer.
	And these are no agenda signs.
	They're edge-lit.
	Yeah, I have one.
	I have one.
	And it changes color and everything?
	Changes color.
	Yeah, it's beautiful.
	It does all kinds of fancy things.
	It's beautiful.
	It is actually beautiful.
	Now that the No Agenda shop has started reselling the signs, we have added the option to personalize.
	This is interesting.
	Listen carefully.
	We have added the option to personalize these signs with the producer's title or show number.
	Ooh, sexy!
	I'm hoping that volume will pick up as these make an awesome gift for your favorite dame or knight.
	Please add me to the birthday list as I completed 64 revolutions around the sun.
	Can I get a Goat Karma, an F Cancer, find our products at No Agenda Shop under Edge Lit Signs and on Etsy at Lasercrafters, with a K, Lasercrafters, LLC. I think we'll be able to put a link in the show notes.
	Yeah, not only that, I know I've tweeted a picture of mine before.
	It's really quite dynamite.
	Mine, I don't know about yours, but mine runs off of a USB power.
	Yes, from the wall, yeah.
	If you want to plug it in the wall, but you can get one of these little, you know, everybody has tons of these things, these little portable batteries.
	The USB battery that you can recharge.
	And they use this backup for your phone.
	You put it in your car.
	They're all over the place.
	You hook it to one of those, push the button, start it up, and it'll go for days on the USB backup battery.
	Oh, that's cool.
	And that way it doesn't have to be anywhere near a plug.
	You can put it on top of the mural.
	You can put it in weird places.
	Well, that's what I do.
	It's a very nice piece of art.
	I'm very proud of mine.
	I like it a lot.
	Yes.
	So he needs a goat karma and an F cancer.
	Now we have...
	Where is this?
	Right?
	Yeah.
	This is, I think, an anonymous donation.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	No, it's not.
	The note I have...
	I don't have this note.
	Do I have this note?
	Oh, you...
	I don't have...
	It says, please keep my real name anonymous.
	No, that's the other one.
	Oh, okay.
	That's just...
	Well...
	Oh, no.
	We already had this.
	I think this was an email that you got.
	Oh, really?
	I got...
	Yeah, you got it.
	L-I-E-B-L. Yeah, and it's under his name.
	L-O-A-L-E-B-L. Okay, well, if I got it, how come?
	All right, let me see.
	Let me check.
	It should say, please see email.
	That's what I sent to Eric.
	Let's see if I can see.
	Ah, yes, here it is.
	Oh, here it is.
	Hello, gents.
	Don't trust China.
	Pasta Glock, Rubbleizer, and Trump Jobs.
	Thank you both for the twice-weekly sanity check.
	If only we could get everyone to listen to No Agenda and make America think again instead of being sheeple over the M5M masks and vaccines.
	I personally can't wait for the Gates vaccine, but I can't help but wonder why you would need more than one dose of a vaccine that is supposed to modify your DNA. Shouldn't the first modification take?
	Or are they trying to treat our chromosomes like Jenga blocks?
	I need...
	Stop for a second.
	I have to tell this story.
	So this is in Oakland.
	It was in one of the newsletters.
	You could have read it there, but I don't think a lot of people, not everybody gets the newsletter.
	They don't want it.
	I don't know.
	Oakland.
	A couple weeks, or about a week ago, the Oakland Coliseum has these big lines, cars going back for miles onto the freeway to get their vaccines.
	It turns out that for about a 24-hour period, they had these new set of needles or something, and they only, instead of getting three milliliters, they only loaded up 2.2 milliliters.
	So they gave everybody these shots, and there's hundreds of people, hundreds of people that got this shot at 2.2.
	And so they come out and they're like, oh my god, we've all screwed up.
	Do we have to get more?
	Everyone's all irked about this.
	And so they come up with an official announcement.
	Ah, 2.2 is okay.
	Yeah.
	As long as you got some of the vaccine.
	Yeah, just a drop or two is okay.
	It's all good.
	No, what is this?
	What is this?
	Science.
	It's science.
	It's science.
	It's all science.
	Troublemaker.
	This is so bogus.
	Science.
	So they say, okay, just make sure you get the second dose.
	That was that.
	All right.
	Al goes on to say, I need to thank you for bringing sanity to my wonderful wife as well.
	I've hit her in the mouth for years, but she didn't start listening in earnest until COVID hit.
	She hasn't missed a show since March and is now reassured by the fact that not everyone practices mental gymnastics.
	She even surprised me recently when she made her first donation.
	Could you please deduce us both?
	You've been deduced.
	You didn't stand close enough together, so I have to do two douches.
	It's like the mRNA.
	You get two doses.
	With my latest donation of 33333, I've reached knighthood.
	I'd like to be knighted, Sir Proteus.
	Dude, am I reading a note from September 2020?
	Yes, I am.
	I don't know what you're reading.
	I'm reading a note from September 2020.
	I didn't catch it until I was like, hold on a second, the number's off.
	Because he's an associate executive producer.
	He's not a 3-3-3-3.
	Oh, brother.
	Is it a newer note?
	Well, I have one from January 12th, January 7th, January...
	No, I... Oh, okay.
	I don't know what the C-note thing is.
	I don't have the note.
	I'm giving him a goat karma.
	He's just got to live with it.
	You've got...
	Okay, that's good enough.
	Hey, the show is done on the fly.
	We do it live!
	Yep, kind of.
	Game Judy Schwartz is our last donor, and she comes in from...
	Is it Bern or Bernie?
	Bernie.
	Bernie, Texas.
	$200 flat.
	And she says, simply, as she ends with the way it begins, which is no request for any craziness...
	A Castroville, Texas banana wine donation.
	Is there a place called Castroville, Texas?
	Yes, there is.
	In fact, there's a...
	Do they make banana wine?
	I don't know, but they had a meet-up there, and I have a report later on.
	And she says, banana wine donation, love you, John.
	Boom.
	Done.
	All right.
	I'll just go stand over here in the corner, okay?
	Okay.
	She'll give you a love you, Adam, next time.
	Okay.
	And that is it.
	All right, that's it.
	That's our group of executive, associate executive producers for show 13, 29.
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	We're on our way to Leet.
	On our way to Leet.
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	Nice to have all the ladies stopping by in the donation segment.
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	All right, it's Sunday, and when it's Sunday, that means Biden.
	We've got Biden.
	We've got plenty of Biden.
	I've got a bunch of warm-up clips, if you want to hear those.
	I get the feeling he did two or three events.
	You can't say...
	Warm-up and Biden is an oxymoron.
	It just doesn't make any sense.
	Well, I think just a moron is all you need to say.
	Well, let's start, before we do even the warm-up clips, let's do, he did this big speech where he comes out down the aisle, and he, that was actually pretty good.
	It was pretty flubless.
	Well, yes.
	But he did say, sorry?
	Yeah, I just wanted to say, coming in, that long walk, which Trump liked to do that, but when he walked out, oh my God, he should walk backwards.
	Yeah, he walks like a guy.
	He has the gait of a very old man, and the hair is gone, and he's hunched over.
	Not a presidential walker.
	He needs a walker.
	A Zimmer frame.
	Yeah.
	I think it'd be cool.
	Maybe you can ask Harvey for his.
	Harvey Weinstein still has one.
	Yeah, you should just get a walker.
	It'd be great.
	Now, this was the speech.
	The only clip I have from that is this.
	This is the Biden speech annoyance.
	This clip annoyed the right-wing talkers to such an extreme that it was like, I think it makes a good point.
	And this is Biden telling you that the government...
	Oh, yeah.
	Once you get fully vaccinated, the government is going to tell you what you can and cannot do, which is the way they all interpret it, and I kind of interpret it that way, too.
	In the coming weeks, we will issue further guidance on what you can and cannot do once fully vaccinated to lessen the confusion, to keep people safe, and encourage more people to get vaccinated.
	And finally, fifth, and maybe most importantly...
	I promise I will do everything in my power.
	I will not relent until we beat this virus.
	But I need you.
	The American people, I need you.
	I need every American to do their part.
	And how creepy was it when he leaned in to say that?
	I need you, blood.
	Well, the prompter read, lean in.
	I need you.
	It probably did.
	Yeah, it did.
	I'm sure.
	I'm sure of it.
	Hey, that walker needs to have the tennis balls on the legs, too.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Yellow.
	The bright yellow tennis balls.
	You might as well have something hanging off of it, like the football.
	You know, the nuclear code suitcase, that should be hanging off of it.
	Yeah, perfect.
	Somebody could draw that up for us.
	A couple of extra masks hanging off there, you know.
	A couple of masks hanging there.
	A motorcycle helmet.
	Crash helmet.
	Crash helmet.
	And he should probably wear that when he's walking with the walker.
	Alright, so here's the little intro ones before I get to the WTF clip, which is my favorite.
	This is Biden Best.
	These are all short clips of some little mumbling thing he does, and you try to figure out what he said.
	Which one are we doing first, I'm sorry?
	Biden Best.
	It says no number.
	Oh, Biden Best.
	Got it.
	Child poverty in half with, you know...
	I watched this thing, too.
	Hold on.
	Let me listen to it again.
	I've got to do one ear to listen to this.
	Child poverty in half because what, you know?
	I think it was child poverty?
	I think so.
	I don't know what he said.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Just go to number two.
	Number two.
	It pays for many of the steps we've taken to vaccinate Americans.
	Yes.
	Well.
	He's on a roll.
	So let's go to number three.
	Well, as I said, this is going to create...
	We have to spend this money to make sure we have economic growth.
	That's how it works.
	Money printer go brr!
	Now some of the longer ones.
	This is the...
	This is a short one too, I'm sorry.
	This is the bill into pieces clip.
	Almost every single aspect would be significant.
	If you took this bill and broke it into all the pieces.
	Oh man.
	He wanted to say mill like he did last time.
	I don't know what he's saying here.
	You have to play this one again.
	It's beautiful.
	Almost every single aspect...
	Okay, so what he's saying is, it's just kind of stupid, because this bill consists of smaller bills.
	That's how these bills work.
	So he's like, well, if you broke it into pieces, there's really great stuff in there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like that union bailout you did, Joe, that's the great piece.
	I give him two months.
	I'm calling it now.
	No, no.
	He's done.
	Write it down, somebody.
	He had to sign that bill.
	That bailout is done.
	He can die or go away or something can happen.
	It's time.
	It's time.
	Two months.
	So I said this on the 13th.
	Let me just write it down.
	Write it down.
	I'm writing it down for the book, too.
	13th.
	Okay.
	We really should have a betting pool.
	Is that legal?
	Is that legal for us to do?
	I guess so.
	All right.
	Can we do that?
	I know they do it in the offices.
	I don't know.
	Somebody has to look into it.
	Does Steck?
	He's a lawyer.
	All right, let's go with...
	This is the fair share clip.
	Fair share.
	One second.
	Here we go.
	Wealthy people, you got a great idea.
	You're going to go out and make millions of dollars.
	That's fine.
	I have no problem with that.
	But guess what?
	But guess what?
	You got to pay your fair share.
	You got to pay something because guess what?
	But guess what?
	Folks who are living on the edge, they're paying.
	And so, again, all that's done is make those of the top richer in the past and everyone else falling behind.
	Wow.
	He claims that people on the edge, meaning people that are broke, not employed, nothing, they're somehow paying their fair share, which is nothing.
	So they're paying nothing, which is their fair share.
	I just found the whole thing to be annoying.
	Let's play...
	He keeps saying, guess what?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that's his thing.
	That is his thing.
	When somebody says, guess what, to me, there's two things that bug me.
	One is, you know what?
	And guess what?
	And as soon as somebody says that to me, and the whole family knows...
	I know, you say, what?
	No, guess what?
	Am I supposed to guess?
	Do I stop you now and guess?
	Do I get a guess?
	How many guesses do I get?
	You guys have an interesting dynamic.
	Or, you know what?
	You know what?
	Wait, stop!
	Do I know what?
	I know what?
	It just bugs me.
	Those phrases just bug me.
	Yeah, it's a dynamic of, you know, let's do what you're saying.
	Okay, this one here, this is the kidding and this is, oh, this is the long one.
	Let me put this the next, after this one.
	Russian governors.
	I want, this is the one where, tell me what he says here.
	I spent four or five hours a day for six months.
	I talked to them over 160 mayors, probably more than two or three times, every governor save one who was looking at from Alaska to Russia, and making sure that we're in a situation where we talk to everybody.
	But it takes the devils in the details.
	Wait a minute.
	Is he confused?
	Does he have a Sarah Palin moment?
	I can see Russia from my house.
	That's all I can say.
	I need to hear this again.
	Okay, hold on.
	Here we go.
	I spent four or five hours a day for six months.
	I talked to them over 160 mayors, probably more than two or three times, every governor save one who was looking at from Alaska to Russia, and making sure that we're in a situation where we talk to everybody.
	But it takes the devils in the details.
	Hey, who's governor of Alaska?
	Maybe that governor was on the way back from Russia?
	Governor...
	Alaska.
	No, this...
	No, no.
	You're trying to make sense of this.
	Well...
	This is a huge blunder when it comes to this guy.
	It's Mike Dunleavy.
	Let's see.
	Mike Dun...
	I'm telling you...
	I can...
	Hey, I can decode this kind of stuff.
	Mike Dunleavy...
	Russia.
	Let's see what he says.
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	Oh, Russian pranksters get Dunleavy on the line.
	What?
	No, that was old.
	That's old.
	He got pranked.
	Huh.
	Well, the answer remains.
	By the way, I don't like picking on this guy in this regard, but the mainstream media doesn't do anything.
	They don't do anything.
	If it was Trump saying this stuff, they'd be all over it.
	Yeah.
	That's why it's so much fun.
	That's why we do it.
	This is what people don't understand.
	We just counter the media.
	M5M. The streamers.
	The streamers.
	Yeah, Biden.
	This is the Biden Kidding and Debbie.
	And I want you to listen carefully.
	And this was teased in the newsletter.
	Yeah.
	Actually, in the headline for the newsletter.
	Debbie.
	Who's Debbie in this context?
	Because I think most of you want to thank you already for what you did.
	I even called Pallone.
	He wasn't there, though.
	He was on the other side of the river.
	We joke all the time.
	He's in New Jersey.
	I'm in Delaware.
	I keep reminding him, Delaware owns the Delaware River up to the high water mark in New Jersey.
	But all kidding, sigh.
	I want to thank you all.
	And, you know, I served a long time in the United States Senate.
	Longer than anybody, if I was still there at the time, other than Pat.
	And if I were still in the Senate, I'd be Senator Pro Tem, because I was two years ahead of Pat.
	But all kidding aside, we still have a lot of great majority leaders.
	Because what you all did with it, and the refinements you made, it directly addressed the emergency in this country.
	Because it focuses on what people need most.
	Debbie and I often talked about you've got to tell people in plain, simple, straightforward language what it is you're doing to help.
	You've got to be getting this money.
	What?
	Debbie?
	Is that his first wife?
	All kidding aside.
	Is that his first wife?
	No.
	How do you know?
	What was her name?
	I'm pretty sure it's not Debbie.
	Okay, well let's consult the book of knowledge.
	Yeah, I think we have to.
	Let's see, where is the...
	I haven't opened that thing in a long time.
	Let's see.
	Consult the book of knowledge!
	Let's see.
	Uh, no, that was Nelia.
	She was also a teacher.
	Nelia?
	First wife of Joe Biden.
	The first wife is named Nelia?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, this can't be right.
	This can't be right.
	Yeah, it says, yeah.
	Here it is.
	Book of Knowledge.
	Do you question the Book of Knowledge?
	No, I don't.
	Neilia Hunter Biden, nay, Hunter.
	Interesting.
	July 28th, 1942, December 18th, 1972, was an American teacher and the first wife of then-Senator-elect Joe Biden.
	Hmm.
	Okay, Biden and Debbie.
	I mean, we have to get to the...
	Well, I have a theory.
	Okay.
	That is Debbie Stabenow.
	Ah.
	Hmm.
	But there's no reference, and all of a sudden he drops in Debbie.
	Oh, yeah, me and Debbie, we used to say this old saying, as though it's like his old buddy, or some sort of friend, or somebody that has, you know, they agree on some kind of way of looking at life.
	Right.
	But that's the only thing I can come up with is Debbie Stabenow, unless you want to talk about Debbie Wasserman Schultz, which I don't think he associates with.
	No.
	Debbie is Jewish.
	She's from Michigan.
	Wow.
	But it's so odd that he says, oh yeah, Debbie and I say it all the time.
	Let me just say that last bit there.
	It focuses on what people need most.
	Debbie and I often talked about you've got to tell people in plain, simple, straightforward language what it is you're doing to help.
	You've got to be getting this money.
	Debbie.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Here we go.
	She is...
	Is it Debbie Holland?
	She's the...
	Isn't she our new...
	Isn't she something?
	Isn't she something?
	Yeah, I bet she is.
	I don't know, man.
	I mean, I don't know.
	I mean, Trump I could kind of decode, but this is out there.
	All kidding aside.
	Yeah, all kidding aside, Debbie, what?
	All right.
	All right, now there's the last clip.
	We can go on forever with these.
	Actually, I didn't think these were that great, although every one of them now sounds terrific.
	But here's the WTF clip, which I'd like to finish with.
	And this is the one where you listen to him and you go, what is he talking about?
	And I want to ask you if you can decode it.
	Here we go.
	It's going to help people keep a roof over their heads.
	Half a million have been able to make their mortgage payments.
	About to be thrown out of their apartments.
	They have to make up all that they owe.
	And those mom and pop realtors are in real trouble.
	I think it's in regard to the grace period being extended for mortgage and rent payments.
	Well, first of all, mortgage, not making your mortgage payment doesn't get you thrown out of an apartment.
	You're not making mortgage payments in an apartment.
	But Joe hasn't been in an apartment in 30 years.
	And so he doesn't know what he's talking about there.
	But the thing at the very end where he says, I don't even know what he's saying about the mom and pop blah blah blah blah.
	You can play the clip again, it's pretty short.
	It's going to help people keep a roof over their heads.
	Half a million have been able to make their mortgage payments.
	About to be thrown out of their apartments.
	They have to make up all that they owe.
	And those mom and pop realtors are in real trouble.
	Mom and Pop Realtors are in real trouble.
	What?
	Mom and Pop Realtors?
	I thought I said filters.
	No, it's Realtors.
	Mom and pop realtors are in real trouble?
	Is that what you said?
	I am now reducing it to six weeks from now instead of two months.
	Six weeks.
	Okay.
	Six weeks deadline.
	It's happening.
	It's unavoidable.
	It's done.
	It's over.
	He's going on the road now.
	A road is a good place to die or to stumble or to be incapacitated.
	Yeah.
	And I take no joy in saying this.
	It's just obvious.
	Let's just get it over with and let's have the true evil show its head, rear its head.
	Is it Susan Rice?
	Hold on a second.
	Since you brought this up and you're making a fuss.
	A fuss?
	I'm going to ask you to be a little more specific.
	One, do you think it's going to be the 25th Amendment?
	And by the way, I noticed nobody, even though you listen to all these clips, nobody's bringing up 25th Amendment, which is where I think it's headed.
	I think it's 25th Amendment.
	You're thinking, or are you thinking what I think you're thinking, which is that he's going to drop dead?
	No.
	No, I'm thinking a stroke or something that incapacitates him on the road.
	It would be spectacular to see it, but I don't think we will.
	No, I don't think so.
	And then 25th comes in.
	That's it.
	They won't.
	It's too mean to do a whole 25th procedure because, well, he doesn't look so like he's got it all together.
	No, it has to be definitive and it will, you know.
	It's got to be quick.
	They can't drag this out.
	It has to be, boom, it's obvious.
	I'm going to change my mind.
	Just to go out on a limb.
	Alright.
	I believe that if something happens to him, they're going to find some way to kill him.
	Because they are not going to go through the 25th Amendment process because they made such a fuss about it during the Trump administration.
	25th Amendment, 25th Amendment.
	They made such a fuss about it, they don't want to deal with the irony of them having to do the 25th Amendment.
	But it's different if, you know, if clearly he had, you know, it's so, the backstory is there, the top of his head was taken off twice and You know, he would just go...
	He'll just kind of go like...
	Meltdown.
	It'd be like, ah, shit.
	The battery ran out.
	Luckily, we have Kamala.
	And then the 25th, it'll just be a signing.
	You just have to sign a piece of paper.
	I'm going to stick with my...
	Here's what I'm going to say.
	This guy deserves the 25th Amendment today for this statement.
	Put trust and faith in our government to fulfill its most important function, which is protecting the American people.
	Bullshit, Joe!
	The most important thing, the most important thing any president can do.
	I need to remind everybody once again of what he actually swore his oath to.
	Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
	I, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., do solemnly swear.
	I, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., do solemnly swear.
	That even sounded better then, just two months ago.
	That I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
	So help you God.
	Somehow he gets from that to...
	Put trust and faith in our government to fulfill its most important function, which is protecting the American people.
	No.
	No, no, no, Joe.
	No one in the government takes that oath.
	But he made a big mistake.
	And I'm surprised...
	I'm disappointed that you didn't have a clip of it.
	He made the biggest gaffe you ever could make.
	He promised a website...
	Well, be easy to find the vaccine and schedule your appointment.
	How much did Obama's website cost, which is also just a referral system?
	It's like 50 million or something.
	I think it was close to a billion by the time they were done.
	A billion?
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	Oh, you don't remember that?
	I don't remember being a billion for a website.
	I mean, what the hell's going on?
	Obamacare website cost.
	Well, remember it had to connect to all the legacy systems and a website.
	Not as if there's not tons of interlinked.
	Obamacare website cost exceeded $2 billion, Bloomberg.com.
	Two billion.
	I remember we were doing a show then.
	Well, yeah, we were doing the show, but I don't remember it being two billion.
	I guess I wanted to repress that.
	That's terrible.
	I wonder if we have...
	It didn't work, by the way.
	No.
	We should be in the website development business.
	No, no, no, you don't.
	But that was the whole reason why it cost so much is because, oh, we're going to have this great website.
	It's going to be great.
	And then they just couldn't get it together.
	And they had to bring in the other guy who, remember, he just came in recently for the COVID team.
	It's all the same a-hole.
	Go ahead, man.
	Build another website, Joe.
	Yeah, what is the number one problem?
	People are freaking out.
	Oh, I can't find the vaccine anywhere.
	Oh, I have an appointment.
	Oh, can't find.
	Not for me.
	And now he says, don't worry.
	We have a website.
	We have to find the vaccine and schedule it.
	Good luck with that.
	Since when has government ever done a website that worked?
	Idiots.
	Alright.
	We have a note from one of our Asian American producers.
	As you know, the Asian racism has been popping up on both sides of the spectrum.
	And we got a note because I was wondering, do we have any producers who are Asian American?
	And this one comes from Wing May, who is, in fact, Chinese American.
	I apologize in advance for the war and peace below.
	It's okay.
	I'm going to skip some of it.
	I can't help it.
	Being from Gen Z, thank you for playing Kenny Zhu on the last episode, White Adjacent.
	I got so excited when you mentioned Inconvenient Minority because I'd recently met him through the Young Asian Pacific American Leaders, and I've yet to read his book and listen to his podcast, An Inconvenient Minority.
	I appreciate you and John discussing the Asian American perspectives on the show, and as a Gen Z female Chinese American, I only hope I can further add to that, especially after hearing your call for Asian producers to step up.
	Well, I have one note on culture in the Asian American diaspora that I'd like to share.
	One very annoying phenomenon is the rise of Boba liberalism.
	Have you heard of Boba liberalism?
	No, but it's a show title.
	Mm-hmm.
	A Boba...
	How do you spell it?
	B-O-B-A. Hmm.
	A Boba liberal is usually an upper middle class East or Southeast Asian living in the West, typically in the United States or Canada, who identifies as a liberal.
	However, their association with liberal ideology and liberalism is simply a means to increase their proximity to whiteness or to pretend to be white themselves.
	Hmm.
	Boba liberals use their Asian-ness to speak on behalf of the entire Asian population in the West, using talking points created by white liberals, which has a tendency to gaslight actual issues faced by the Asian diaspora.
	The Asian identity of Boba liberals is very shallow since it goes directly against their goal of aspiring to whiteness, so they use surface-level stereotypical Asian traits such as liking Boba tea to boaster their Asian credentials.
	What?
	Yes, it's a Boba tea.
	Boba tea?
	Yes, there's a Boba tea.
	Okay.
	Let's see what Boba tea is.
	Let me see.
	Boba tea.
	Boba tea.
	Here, types of bubble tea.
	Oh, it's got it all...
	That's what that is.
	Which has nothing to do with...
	Oh, I know what this is.
	Okay.
	This is little tapioca things.
	Ah.
	Oh, that's a boba tea.
	Asian, you get the sodas.
	They got all kinds of stuff.
	You got to put, you know, you pull a lid on one and there's these little bubbles.
	There's little...
	Oh, yeah.
	It's like pearly stuff or whatever.
	Yeah, that's the boba.
	Well, there you go.
	Boba liberals.
	I have many friends who seem to fall under this definition of Boba liberalism during the BLM social media insanity last summer.
	Good way of putting it.
	I frequently saw these friends amplifying posts on Asian American allyship with BLM, including directions and advice for how Asian Americans can educate their racist parents and make them understand that black lives and solidarity matter.
	Although I previously considered myself a liberal, this is my turning point towards conservatism because I was insulted on behalf of my parents and disgusted by these children acting as if they know better, and doesn't it just scream propaganda?
	Yes, indeed.
	Wing May, thank you very much.
	I'd love to hear more from the Asian American community in Gitmo Nation.
	Because you're not getting a fair shake in the M5M, that's for sure.
	Oh, you can't.
	It's not possible because you can't do the narrative that they're up to, which is pro-socialism, using identity politics and racism as your basis, if you've got this group of Asians which don't fall into line with all the other thinking.
	It's no good.
	So you get these boba liberals.
	I love this term, now that I know what it means.
	Isn't it cool?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's like a liberal, but it's really just like a soda pop with these little pieces of chewables in there.
	It's dumb.
	It's like a dumb person is what it means.
	So, Mo and I did a show yesterday, which if anyone wants to hear about the real conspiracy and how we got from Oprah and the Queen of England to lizard people, it's worth it going to MoFax.com.
	But there was a clip in there that he played that I wanted to play today because it...
	It explains the mechanism that the woke are using to force everyone into compliance.
	So obviously it's part wokeism, cancel culture, political correctness, over-socialized and under-informed.
	And it's from a black preacher...
	And the clip is, what is it?
	Oh yes, the victim psychology.
	So how the victim psychology works.
	And he calls it, he categorizes it as emotional witchcraft.
	Emotional witchcraft.
	But the modern term for emotional witchcraft is victim psychology.
	Y'all need to write that down.
	If you look it up, if you look up victim psychology, psychology is a mindset of the modern self-centered person.
	But the spiritual understanding of victim psychology is emotional witchcraft.
	That means someone is using their emotions to control yours.
	You got what I'm saying?
	For we know witchcraft is control, basically.
	It's control.
	Y'all got that.
	Manipulation, intimidation, and domination.
	Those are, that's the way witchcraft operates.
	Witchcraft operates in manipulation to trick, to intimidate, to scare, and dominate the force.
	So, emotional witchcraft It's the intimidation, the manipulation, or the forcing of your emotions.
	You got what I'm saying?
	And you have to understand that this is how the modern person thinks.
	I haven't really heard it put in those simple terms.
	It's exactly what it is.
	I don't know that it makes any sense.
	First of all, who is this guy and what religion is he?
	The black church has a lot of witchcraft.
	What the black church can be?
	It doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	What difference does it make?
	It makes a huge difference.
	I'm pointing out manipulation, intimidation, domination.
	That's what I'm pointing out.
	It doesn't matter who the guy is.
	This is true.
	This is exactly how it works.
	I don't know what it means.
	You lie about Black Lives Matter, then you intimidate by shaming people and you dominate them.
	That's the system.
	That's how the victimhood works.
	I understood it immediately.
	I don't understand it at all.
	Well...
	What's it got to do with witchcraft?
	He's pointing out witchcraft, witchcraft, as though it's a real thing.
	Witchcraft, okay.
	You didn't listen to it, because he literally said you could call it witchcraft.
	It doesn't matter.
	I'm sorry I brought it up.
	Well...
	No, because you...
	What?!
	Never mind.
	I'm talking about the three things.
	Manipulation, intimidation, and domination is what these energy vampires do.
	It's how the Gen Zs and Millennials are operating.
	And this is their entire system.
	You see it over and over again.
	Manipulate and lie about something, then shame people about it, and then you dominate them.
	We're at that simple.
	It is that simple.
	Well...
	Alright, well...
	I think it's a simplistic...
	A simplistic...
	Well, why don't you give it a shot then?
	It's simplistic.
	I don't have to...
	I got nothing to do with this.
	How do you mean it's simplistic?
	How is it...
	I just don't think that was very valuable information because it doesn't tell me anything.
	Yeah, everybody tries to manipulate, and then shame, I don't know what's got to do with it.
	I guess that has something to do with it.
	I don't know what your point is, is what I'm trying to say.
	Okay, well, then I can't explain it any better.
	Okay.
	What else you got?
	What do you got?
	Boy, you get sensitive about these things.
	This is the third time you've brought in a wacky A wacky clip or a wacky thought from your other show.
	It's kind of interesting, but I think people should go to that show if they want to hear this.
	Ah, that's your problem.
	Yeah, I forgot about that.
	No, that's not my problem.
	I have Mike Morell.
	The last one, the last one about MKUltra.
	Right in the middle of our COVID thing, you came up with this MKUltra triggering, and I don't know what you were talking about.
	The MKUltra triggering that...
	What do you mean?
	No, it was talking about the Oprah and Meghan Markle interview.
	That's what I call...
	Yeah, but that was right in the middle of our COVID discussion.
	You bring this in out of the blue.
	I don't know what it had...
	And then we went back to COVID afterwards.
	I don't know what it had to do with anything.
	I finally watched the interview, and I'm not in agreement that was triggering MKUltra robots.
	Wow, man, you really don't know what's going on.
	That's okay.
	That's fine.
	We can disagree on that.
	It used to be called second half of show stuff, so maybe I need to there a minute so you know that something's coming that you don't have to focus on.
	That would be good.
	Okay.
	Mike Morrell has a podcast, and if you're interested...
	Oh, please.
	Everybody has a podcast.
	This is another complaint of mine.
	Eric, apparently, and I'm sorry, Eric Weinstein, unbeknownst to me, because I thought his brother was going to be the podcaster, he started up a podcast.
	Anyway, go on.
	Eric Weinstein has a podcast?
	I didn't see that.
	I sent it to you.
	That's Brett Weinstein.
	That's Brett Weinstein.
	Dark Horse is Brett Weinstein.
	No, Eric had the podcast first.
	I've been playing clips of Brett and his wife for weeks.
	Brett, not Eric.
	Okay, well, they both have podcasts.
	The one you sent me with Jordan B. Peterson is with Brett.
	Yes.
	Yeah, Brett.
	Eric is the one who had the podcast first.
	Okay, well...
	Eric has got a crackpot podcast that he's been doing for a while.
	Now Brett is in the act.
	I'm sorry.
	Brett has been doing the podcast for a long time.
	Really?
	You think it's been longer than Eric?
	Yes.
	Okay, we'll check on that.
	That has to be confirmed.
	But now we have Morrell.
	I thought Morrell was back in government.
	I don't know if he is.
	He has a podcast.
	Who the hell knows what he's doing?
	Here, Brett Weinstein has done 71 podcasts already, 71 episodes.
	So he's been around for a while.
	It's just not brand new.
	Now I need to know.
	Am I crazy?
	What's the Eric Weinstein podcast?
	You've seen it, actually.
	Okay, he's good as how many he has.
	The portal?
	No.
	Yeah, the portal.
	The portal.
	Okay.
	Anyway, so...
	Alright, so Eric has done 42 episodes.
	I think you have a mix-up.
	It's not hard because it looks similar.
	It's easy to do.
	Well, his are...
	Do you want to hear the clips I have from the Mike Morrell podcast?
	It's called Intelligence Matters, and he has a terrorism expert on.
	His name is Bob Payne.
	And what I like, especially this being the Mike Morrell, former CIA guy, douchebag operative, Everything goes against the narrative of the intelligence community, as this guy talks about who the violent extremists were, the insurrectionists, of which, what, how many, 300 have been arrested?
	Who they really were, because what you saw, that's probably a good way to put it, what you saw on January 6th, What would you say was the agenda?
	And don't give me the no agenda answer, but were you think the M5M and the horrified senators and congressmen, men and women, what they thought they saw?
	What type of person was this?
	They were a crazy right-wing nut Trump supporter.
	What I saw, of course, was just a bunch of people milling around.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Well, these are all short.
	So first, let's talk about the average age.
	Over two-thirds of the Capitol Hill insurrectionists are over the age of 34.
	Many on their 40s, 50s.
	And this is very different than what we've seen in the past with political, with violent extremists.
	So that group of right-wing extremists that the FBI arrested for deadly violence 2015 to 20, two-thirds were under the age of 34.
	And that's very important when you start to think about solutions.
	So with past right-wing extremists, say the skinheads or the Proud Boys, normally what you think about as a solution is they grow up and you get them married and they have kids and they have extra responsibilities.
	Well, the capital insurrectionists, that's already the case, you see.
	So right off the bat, this means some normal CVE solutions here just are non-starters.
	What do you think?
	Were these people employed, unemployed?
	What do you think the profile was?
	Okay, so this guy is...
	I would guess they were unemployed I would guess unemployed.
	Second thing we noticed was how few were unemployed compared to the normal large amounts of unemployed we usually see in right-wing extremists.
	In the Capitol Hill arrests, only 9% are unemployed.
	And that compares to 25% of the right-wing extremists from 2015 to 2020.
	Well, then you certainly would expect they'd be members of some kind of crazy right-wing militia groups.
	They seem pretty organized.
	I want to back up first.
	What are they talking about, about these 2015 right-wing extremists?
	Was there the kind of riots that we saw in Portland?
	Very fine people, John.
	Very fine people.
	Oh, the very fine people.
	Okay, so what's the last question I'm going to get wrong?
	Are they a member of militant groups?
	You'd expect these people to be trained or be meeting somewhere.
	Well, the answer is going to be there were just a bunch of guys that showed up.
	That's pretty much it, I think.
	Perhaps the most striking finding, though, of all that we found is that only 12% are coming from militant gangs and militias like the Proud Boys.
	To be sure, 37 are Proud Boys or Oath Keepers or Three Percenters.
	There's no doubt 37 are, but that's 37 out of 290.
	Yeah, I think that's the main thing there.
	There were guys who showed up.
	Yeah.
	They had no guns.
	They were supposedly trying to take over the government.
	They found one guy with a gun.
	They didn't shoot at anybody because they didn't have guns.
	This whole thing.
	And now they're trying to create some other sort of a narrative and they're using Morrell's going to be the point guy to do this?
	Yeah, why not?
	He's pretty good at it.
	I don't think Morrell was expecting it.
	Are you sure he's back in government?
	I don't think they like him.
	And it's surprising because you'd think that this guy, that he's exactly the kind of guy that would show up in the Biden administration, but I don't think he's there.
	There was talk about it.
	Could be.
	Could be.
	Oh, correction.
	The clubhouse skin tone...
	In the profile setting that I was sent a screenshot of.
	Thank you very much, dudes and dudettes named Ben and Bernadette.
	That is most likely for the tone of the emoji being used.
	The color tone of people's emojis.
	As you know, you can set different color tones.
	Three is probably neutral.
	So that makes a lot of sense.
	I appreciate that.
	And let's see, what else do we have?
	So there's no conclusion about this morale thing.
	Something is up.
	I do have a demo here.
	This is the final clip.
	What made the Capitol Hill attack a storm were the 88% who were not part of the right-wing militias.
	And that's why we really need to understand what's occurring in the situation.
	That's his point.
	His point is, there's a purge going on.
	It was really a small percentage of dubious actors.
	And it's being blown out of proportion.
	And everyone's just sitting by going, okay, okay, okay, no one cares.
	Yeah, the mainstream media's going to pay no attention to this.
	A key Democrat warns Biden not to nominate Mike Morrell.
	Biden weighs Mike Morrell as a CIA chief, but a key Democrat, and it concerns, here's the key one, Democrat concerns over Morrell and torture.
	Torture?
	Morrell is involved in the torturing, and they don't want anything to do with that.
	Ha ha ha!
	Wow.
	They bumped him out over that?
	Geez.
	Yeah.
	But I'm trying to figure out who this key Democrat is looking.
	Key Democrat.
	One Senate Democrat, including Martin Heinrich of New Mexico and Pat Leahy.
	Oh, there you go.
	That'll do it.
	That'll do it.
	Pat Leahy's a heavyweight.
	Hey, before we take a break, I put the vitamin D clip in the show notes.
	Do you want to play that?
	Because I feel like we missed it.
	Yes, it's important.
	That should have been played during the COVID. This is an interesting, this is a guy, this is an hour presentation.
	And the vitamin D is about vitamin D. We don't have an hour to do this.
	We have a donation segment coming up.
	Yeah.
	It's from an hour.
	I cut it down to two minutes.
	Oh, not bad.
	And it's a little technical for all our techies out there that people at lab workers all think it's interesting.
	But the key information is at the very end of this clip and it's something we should all know about.
	Now that vitamin D3, after it's produced by the sun, goes to the liver and the 25-hydroxyl gets put onto it.
	This species here, the 25-hydroxyvitamin D, is what we actually measure in the blood.
	Whether you get it from diets or whether you get it from the sun, there's two ways of getting it, but this is how we can measure it.
	And that's how you're going to see it measured and reported in the rest of this presentation is 25-hydroxyvitamin D. This is kind of like the storage product in your body.
	It's fat-soluble.
	It is stored in the fat.
	Then when it's needed, it can either go to the immune system where it's converted into 125-dihydroxyvitamin D, which is the active form, or it can go to the kidney and it can be converted there to 125-dihydroxyvitamin D. Now, the one in the kidney is usually used for metabolism of calcium and phosphorus and things of that nature.
	But there's a whole other area.
	In fact, they found many vitamin D receptors in the leukocytes or the white blood cells, your immune cells in the body.
	Now, the other thing you ought to know is that this 125-dihydroxyvitamin D, which is the active form, Can be inactivated when they put a hydroxyl group, they being the 24-hydroxylase enzyme, can inactivate it by hydroxylating the 24 position.
	Can also do it here with 25-hydroxy from the kidney as well.
	So this is the inactive form.
	There is some evidence, and if you want more information about this, look at COVID-19 update 83 in our MedCram series, and you'll see that high fructose corn syrup actually can...
	Accelerate this inactivation of both the 125-dihydroxyvitamin D and also the 25-hydroxyvitamin D to the inactive form.
	So that's not to say that other sugars with fructose couldn't do that, but that's what the study showed that we presented in Update 83.
	Right.
	You may be supplementing, you may be out in the sun, but if you have a diet that's high in high fructose corn syrup, and I'm not talking about fructose from fruits and vegetables, but actually high fructose corn syrup, that is something that can cause problems.
	Wow!
	Like every soft drink.
	I just thought that little piece of information is so valuable.
	It is not just valuable.
	It is the clip of the day.
	Yeah, it is.
	That's useful.
	It's very useful because it tells people to look on your labels and make sure you're not ingesting high fructose corn syrup because it's taking the vitamin D and you're taking it out of service and you wonder why you get sick.
	Now you know.
	The reason why it's important...
	Is poor people ingest disproportionately more high-fructose corn syrup in cheap-ass crap food.
	That's it.
	That's why you have a lot of the brown and black communities who are suffering disproportionately.
	Yes.
	In fact, now that you brought that up, which is a great point, That's why the African population doesn't have the same thing.
	And there seems to be a lot of black people there.
	And there's less COVID in Mexico, although I will say this.
	Mexican Coke is real sugar.
	It's real sugar, not fructose.
	And they use a lot of that turbinado sugar, which is not even complete sugar.
	It's not even finalized.
	It's not even fully refined.
	It's better.
	But I will say this.
	In the United States...
	Because I shop at Mexican grocery stores, big ones.
	I love Mexican grocery stores.
	They have a lot of stuff you just can't get anyplace else.
	But they have high fructose corn syrup contaminating about half the food in that place.
	How does that work?
	And I have to look at every label in a Mexican store and I can take that.
	And they all have pretty labels.
	Very bright.
	I've been to the supermercados.
	Very bright looking packaging everywhere.
	Well, now, the question is, can you combat that by taking more vitamin D? Or does it not matter?
	Is it not one for one?
	You take X amount of vitamin D? It may be discussed further in the presentation, which you've linked in the show notes.
	Wow.
	I don't think it is.
	But I will say this.
	Just avoid high fructose corn syrup.
	Yeah.
	Which also is in ketchup.
	Yeah.
	Not all ketchup.
	How about the one at McDonald's?
	What are the chances?
	Oh, no.
	The little packets of ketchup, I never take because they're loaded with...
	They're the worst of the worst kind of ketchup.
	Yeah.
	High fructose corn syrup.
	I don't understand why it's in ketchup.
	I mean, here's my favorite complaint.
	I go and see...
	I go to the store and there's a barbecue sauce.
	Traditional barbecue sauce.
	The 1880 recipe.
	And you look at the label, and it's got high fructose corn syrup.
	And I say, how is this from 1880?
	Ah, way ahead of the time those guys were.
	How do you even make high fructose corn syrup?
	How do you make it?
	It's a refining process.
	It's like an oil refinery?
	Mm-hmm.
	And they take corn syrup and they modify it with hydrogen.
	I don't know what the process is.
	I'd have to look at a sketch showing how it works.
	But it's a process that comes out of an oil refinery, a little mini oil refinery that just makes this stuff.
	And it's made from corn.
	Yeah.
	And somehow they make this product.
	It's manufactured.
	It's cheap.
	It's cheap is what it is.
	It's cheap.
	It's really cheap.
	There's your answer.
	That's why it's in everything.
	It's cheap.
	Yeah.
	Gee, I haven't heard Fauci talk about that.
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	Imagine all the people who could do that.
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	Scott...
	Whoa, whoa!
	Scott Roosing comes back with a douchebag call-out to John Monaco.
	Douchebag!
	Now, they've douched each other on the same show.
	So, do they get de-douched?
	How does that work?
	Well, since they've donated, I think we have to have two dedouches, because there's no way.
	Alright.
	You've been dedouched.
	That's for, uh, John Monaco?
	You've been dedouched.
	I have a feeling these guys set that up.
	Well, they both give the exact same amount, which makes it suspicious.
	And they're both from Kentucky.
	Yeah, this is...
	We've been scammed.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And poor John Smith from Jupiter, sandwiched in between the douche.
	Yeah.
	Chris Grimoli in Kingston, New York, $54.
	Stefan Tuckney in Littleton, Colorado, $52.80.
	Once Jobs Karma put that at the end.
	Bo Young Kerr in Lake Elsinore, California, 50-33.
	And the following people are $50 donors.
	This is a short list today, by the way, for people out there.
	It is.
	Sir Brandon Savoy in Port Orchard, Florida.
	These are $50.
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	Universal City, Texas, 50.
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	Happy birthday to her amazing husband.
	And he's on the list.
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	Wraps it up for today's producers of the show.
	1329.
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	Here we are, almost at the Ides of March, Pi Day.
	Here are the birthdays.
	Gabriel Chapman celebrated on the 11th.
	Today, Q turns 84.
	What Q? Why, Quincy Jones, of course.
	Jill Price and her two human resources are celebrating.
	Belated, but they're on the list.
	Sir Proteus is happy birthday to his wonderful wife, Avicii.
	She'll be celebrating on the 16th.
	Let's see.
	Dame Anne of Grey Rock says happy birthday to her sister, Dame Anonymous of Colonial Place, celebrating on the 16th.
	Joanne Driscoll, happy birthday to her amazing husband, Matthew Grice, celebrating the 19th.
	Alyssa McCorkle will be celebrating on April 3rd.
	And Don Arsenich, turn 64.
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	No, we don't.
	We have dames and knights.
	We have one dame and two knights.
	The one-two blade.
	Ew, it's the trident.
	Up on the podium, please, Issa McCorkle, Anonymous, and Anonymous, the one in Georgia.
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	No Agenda.
	Beat up.
	It's not your party.
	Here's Judy Schwartz of Bernie, Texas.
	We had her in the donation segment.
	Her, um...
	I wonder if we had a video of this, or an audio.
	She says, This triggered our John C. Dvorak wine tasting skills.
	Cheers!
	We hit a couple of people in the mouth, including an RV traveling nomad who was a U.S. retired Marine married to Spanish royalty.
	We had a great time together.
	Thank you, Noah Genda, for introducing us.
	From Dane Kendall...
	From Dame Kendall County, Judy Schwartz of Bernie.
	And we have other...
	Let's see.
	The banana undertone, by the way, is a flaw.
	It's a defective product?
	Yeah.
	In the morning, John and Adam.
	This is Illuminaudia.
	I'm here at San Diego meetup in protest of daylight savings.
	Down with that!
	In the morning, this is Cameron.
	John, it's Tigard, not Tigard.
	This is Mike, the zookeeper.
	And John, stay safe.
	This is a dude named Daniel.
	We're in San Diego and not drinking PBR. This is Art, a.k.a.
	Dude, formerly a douchebag.
	In the morning, this is Sir Matthew, Black Knight of the Ice Giants.
	Here's a little Ocarina jingle for you.
	Hey, this is Jack.
	I'd like to be anonymous, please.
	73, Sir Craig Porter, the Ronin, and 7FSN. This is Kara, and John is still haunting my dreams.
	Make it stop.
	Hey, guys.
	This is Dame of the Crushed Grapes.
	Hoping you guys will come visit because we need to have an inventory reduction party.
	ITM, guys.
	It's Sir Mike.
	Having a great time here in San Diego with a great no-agenda meetup crowd.
	You guys gotta come down.
	Enjoy the sunshine with us.
	Hi guys.
	Daymon.
	Stay safe and goodnight left nut.
	In the morning, this is Sir Brandon fisting my nuts.
	Hey, this is honorary Sir Jeff of the Fire Pit, held hostage by the Newsom regime in California.
	In the morning!
	actually sent me that, uh, ISO.
	Not bad.
	Not bad.
	Not bad at all.
	Denver, Colorado.
	Watching the world burn at the water's edge.
	This is Dow Gin.
	This is Jim from Denver in the morning.
	This is Mountain Jay in the morning.
	This is M. Andrew Jones putting beans in the chili.
	Marcus from Littleton.
	Taylor here, ITM to all the fellow Gitmo Nation slaves.
	Sir Stephen, Lost Knight of Colorado.
	Emily in Human Resource of Littleton.
	This is Tacos.
	The circle is complete.
	It's been a great meetup.
	Day in the morning to y'all.
	Here's the Maricopa meetup, smallest one this week.
	Hey, this is Sonny at the Mom's the Word Maricopa meetup.
	It's me and one of our person that showed up, but we had a great time.
	Hey Adam, hey John, this is Brian in Maricopa, Arizona, coming from Tempe, Arizona.
	Good in the morning.
	Good in the morning to you, Memphis, Tennessee.
	Hey guys, this is the first ever Memphis No Agenda meetup.
	With Sir9 right here in the 901.
	I am Luke Cumberland, and I am a douchebag.
	Pat's Blue Ribbon.
	There you go.
	And this is Ty McMahon, former douchebag and former CNBC producer here at Hammer and Ale in Memphis for the first ever No Agenda Meetup, and we want to tell all of the dames and knights out there, we wish you luck, and we want to say...
	In the morning!
	And here's what's coming up on the calendar today.
	We've got the local 919 meeting in Durham, North Carolina.
	Kickback jacks.
	On Wednesday, the Vax Pass packed.
	Another Nashville, Tennessee.
	Nashville, Tennessee.
	6 o'clock at the Southside Kitchen and Pub on Thursday.
	Charlotte's Thirsty Third Thursday meetup at 7 o'clock, Triple C Brewing.
	And I don't even know where that is.
	Oh, Charlotte.
	Okay.
	Friday, Rablin Rousin in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
	4 p.m.
	Saudi Arabia time.
	This is Sir David Fugizotto, Earl of America's heartland in Saudi Arabia.
	And Solomonius, Solomonimus.
	We're organizing a meetup.
	RSVP of VM2. Noagendameetups.com.
	That's probably going to be a fun meetup with those guys.
	Also on Friday, the Gator Rodeo, Jackson-Madison, Mississippi, 730 at Georgia Blue.
	On the horizon, the 20th of March, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Burlington, Ontario, Kinney Store, Texas, Houston Raging Surge, Fourth Wave Super Spreader Luncheon, Moscow, Russia on the 20th.
	Make sure you RSVP for that on the 21st in Pittsburgh, PA, the 22nd in Springfield, Missouri.
	March 26th, Kawartha Cottage County, Peterborough, Ontario.
	The monthly Melbourne, Australia on the 27th, as is Dayton, Ohio, Love and Light, Amigdala Management Conference.
	The San Francisco Sensor for Your Safety, Masquerade, and local 406 goes to Florence, Montana.
	All of those on the 27th.
	There's a lot more you can plan out ahead in the future.
	It's a great place to meet people.
	Hey, you're looking for people that you can date?
	This is a place you can go.
	You might be surprised who you go home with.
	No Agenda Meetups.
	They're cool.
	They're fun.
	If you can't find one, start one yourself.
	Go ahead.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	Just like a party.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me.
	Triggered on hell with my aim.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	So I guess you didn't notice the insult directed at you in one of those recordings.
	I don't know.
	Which one was it?
	It was like the third one.
	The guy says, I'm putting beans in my chili.
	Yeah.
	Is FU Texas?
	Oh, is it really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because Texans make a big stink about their chili never having beans in it.
	And real chili doesn't have beans in it.
	They make a big fuss about this.
	about this.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Okay.
	What was the problem with the damn beans?
	Let me make sure it's not loaded.
	I don't know what that sound effect was.
	That's my actual AR-15.
	Let me just make sure it's not loaded.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, actually.
	Oh, I see what you're doing.
	Yeah, that's absolutely what you would do, yeah.
	You'd shoot people for putting beans in their chili.
	Yeah.
	So, what you do is you shoot people who have a problem with it.
	Yeah.
	That's how it works.
	I have an end-of-show ISO, which we discussed.
	COVID-19 is never going to end.
	Well, I have an end-of-show ISO, which I... Play that one again?
	Yeah, that one.
	You know, I'm going to do...
	It's too long.
	It's really too long.
	You think so?
	I think it's long, yeah.
	What's your idea?
	I was going to bump mine to the next show because it's really taken from something we don't have on the show.
	But play, I hated...
	This would be good for the end of the show.
	I hated that.
	God, I hated that.
	I kind of like that.
	Well, let me see.
	COVID-19 is never going to end.
	It's kind of a definitive ender.
	It's long, though.
	It's three seconds.
	It's longer than we ever do.
	God, I hated that.
	That's Jordan Peterson.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Let me see what the trolls say.
	Trolls?
	Real quick.
	They get to say something once.
	I like the hated that, but I think the other one is so good, even though it's long.
	I think we can do two precedent breakers.
	I'll put mine into next week's clips.
	Okay.
	Oh, right.
	So then we have something to do.
	To be competitive.
	That's never been done.
	And you can run the long one.
	Well, then what are we doing for today?
	The long one.
	Oh, the long one today.
	Okay, yeah, okay.
	Let's just double check.
	COVID-19 is never going to end.
	That's kind of nice.
	I did have one last clip.
	I don't know if you have anything to show.
	I have a bunch of stuff, but I can easily be moved.
	I do have a kind of ironic clip that I thought was funny.
	Mm-hmm.
	Did we play this?
	Unfortunately, I don't know if we played this one before.
	Let me look at my old clip list.
	28, 29.
	What's this?
	China Director Punish.
	No, we played this one.
	We did?
	Yeah, we played Chinese Director Punish.
	What was they punished for?
	This was the woman director who, she posted something in 2013 saying, you know, there's a lot of lies coming out of the People's Republic.
	And the next thing you know, she was completely noodle-gunned.
	Hmm.
	And she's coming out with a big Marvel movie, which is going to be a real problem for Disney.
	I don't remember this.
	Let's listen to it.
	It doesn't hurt.
	The Chinese regime is leading a statewide boycott of the award-winning film Nomadland.
	This because of a comment from its Chinese director back in 2013.
	NTD's Don Ma has more.
	An award-winning Chinese director is facing backlash in communist China.
	That's for a comment she made back in 2013 critical of the regime.
	Chloe Zhao is the director of the 2021 American movie Nomadland.
	Last Sunday, she made history at the Golden Globe Awards with her new film.
	Zhao became the first Asian woman ever to win the title of Best Director.
	Zhao's win was initially celebrated in China.
	On Chinese social media platform Weibo, her win trended with hundreds of millions of views.
	Chinese state media even crowned her as the pride of China.
	Chinese film authorities approved the film for a domestic release in April.
	But Chinese internet users soon dug up an interview Zhao had in 2013.
	Zhao told Filmmaker magazine at the time that China is, quote, a place where there are lies everywhere.
	A lot of info I received when I was young was not true.
	I went to England suddenly and relearned my history.
	When she was 15, her parents sent her to study in the UK. There, she studied political science in college, and that's where she learned the truth about China.
	Now the film's release is up in the air.
	Major Chinese online box office apps have removed the movie's release date from their platforms.
	And the hashtag Nomadland is no longer searchable on Chinese social media platform Weibo.
	Censorship in China could be a significant issue for another film Zhao would direct.
	It's a big-budget superhero movie called The Eternals by Disney's Marvel Studios.
	The previous Marvel movie, Avengers Endgame, had huge earnings in the Chinese market.
	It earned more than half a billion dollars there.
	But now Zhao's profit of her upcoming film is put into question.
	Hmm, I don't think you played that.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we did.
	Because I remember mentioning, I said two things.
	I said, well, maybe cancel culture really is a Chinese idea to begin with.
	And you kind of agreed.
	And then I said, now they got a problem with Disney because Disney's the big Chinese...
	They got the Disney places, you know, they got Disneyland, and they got Disney movies, and they got a Disney studio.
	They got everything going on in China.
	And Marvel's owned by Disney, and now they got this big-budget Marvel movie that won't play in China.
	This is a disaster.
	Holy crap.
	So Head's got to roll, and it's got to be more than just that director.
	Well, there's a couple things they can do, and I think one of them they will do.
	They'll take her name off the movie.
	Ah, that's what you do.
	There you go.
	That's easy.
	It happens all the time.
	It's the douchiest thing you can do to some poor director who did a movie.
	It happens.
	It happens.
	It happens all the time.
	Remember the shoot, man?
	When they had to...
	What did they have to reshoot?
	What movie was that?
	It wasn't too long ago.
	They had to recut it all.
	The Top Gun movie had a reshoot.
	Well, that was because there was a Taiwanese flag on his back and they had to take it off.
	They had to reshoot a scene.
	Yeah, but they didn't remove the director's name from that.
	Disney will agree to remove the director's name and she'll bitch and she'll go to the director's guild and bitch and she's going to get nowhere because China is so important.
	She's going to lose.
	China is asshole.
	Don't trust China.
	Bill Maher's show on HBO was quite entertaining this weekend.
	I do force myself to watch it.
	Somebody has to.
	And moreover, when I saw Neil, I think we talked about that, Neil.
	What's Neil's last name?
	I remember he used to do this show with Callie Lewis, Neil.
	He was married to her.
	Yeah, Neil.
	Neil.
	What's his last name?
	Why can't I remember Neil?
	Neil, we think of him as Neil.
	I follow Neil on Twitter.
	I had lunch with him once.
	I don't know if you've ever met him.
	We're good acquaintances.
	He's a nice guy.
	I would disagree on a lot of stuff, like pretty much everything, but when I saw him tweeting, F you, Bill Maher!
	I'm never watching you again!
	And I thought to myself, hey, I gotta pick up on Bill Maher again.
	Something good is going on.
	So we had Scott Galloway on yesterday, and We're familiar with this guy, but I haven't really...
	You know, the name sure is familiar.
	I just can't think of who he is.
	He's a professor of marketing at NYU. But he's a serial entrepreneur.
	You're probably thinking of George Galloway, who's the communist from the UK. But Scott Galloway is this 6'2", kind of a big presence, actually.
	And...
	He's a super liberal, super democrat, but what he was talking about, the whole show is worth watching.
	You can skip the whole first bit, really.
	But when this guy came out, I just pulled one clip, although he had a number of good ones, and this is a very good OTG advertisement.
	Look, we're just coming to the realization that Facebook is not going to take care of us when we're older or concerned with the condition of our soul.
	Teen suicide is skyrocketing because of concierge bulldozer parenting where we've created this princess in the peace syndrome with our youth.
	But we've also addicted them to social media.
	There's all this talk about movements among young people, whether it's GameStop or other righteous movements.
	Right, because they won't take away the phone.
	But you want a movement?
	Acknowledge that the food industrial complex wants to make you fat and vulnerable to viruses.
	If you want a movement, realize that every social media platform is trying to divide you and enrage you.
	You want a movement?
	Instagram is trying to make you feel worse about yourself.
	You want a movement?
	Then rebel against addiction, divisiveness, and a lack of self-esteem.
	And it means going after these companies and holding them accountable for the damage they are doing to the Commonwealth and to our kids.
	You have kids, your world of work, your world of friends, your world of kids.
	Something comes off the tracks of one of your kids, your whole world shrinks down to those kids.
	and a lot of times in COVID it's because the brain has been rewired because of these goddamn devices.
	Yeah, right.
	This guy's a walking applause break.
	That's how you really feel.
	Sorry for the audio quality.
	Hard to get that off of YouTube.
	What happened?
	Well, YouTube, you know, you can't find anything on YouTube.
	You can't find anything on YouTube anymore.
	So when someone uploads it illegally...
	You've noticed.
	Yeah, when someone uploads it illegally, then they'll do like this weird thing so the image is flopping around and zooming in and out and you can't really watch it because that's so the...
	The visual algorithms can't detect it.
	And I even tried to filter this back to life, but they take one frequency and just jack the hell out of it.
	And I'm sure the algos then can't detect it because they're looking for sound signature.
	It's a mess, people.
	Well, you're not going to get one from that clip.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's a mess.
	But I like what he had to say.
	He ate a number of these things.
	He ate a number of these things.
	Big food.
	Yeah, well, hey, someone's got a bitch.
	It can't always be us.
	Well, it's mostly us.
	All right.
	Although I have to say, I posted this on No Agenda Social, and I'll probably get some clips from it eventually.
	Cheryl Atkinson's speech...
	About the media being corrupted.
	Oh, Tina was telling me about this.
	Yeah, it's on No Agenda.
	It's posted on No Agenda Social.
	It's very entertaining.
	And she brings out another guy from NYU, another professor of journalism there, who came out and wrote an op-ed, and she points it out and reads it.
	You know, this idea of objective down-the-middle journalism, that's bullcrap.
	It's dumb.
	We have a point of view.
	Let's express ourselves.
	That's what the journalism, the professor said?
	Yeah, she's beside herself.
	Wait, that's not that guy, is it?
	What's his name?
	No, it's not that guy.
	It's not Rosen.
	Rosen, yeah, yeah.
	It's not him?
	No, it's not Rosen.
	He would say the same thing, but no, it's some other guy there.
	Wait, are these all NYU guys?
	Yeah, and so is that guy you played.
	That's what brought this to mind.
	NYU is just a hellhole of political correctness.
	It's terrible.
	I wouldn't even trust someone who got a degree from there.
	Yeah, and they got some interesting degrees.
	Gender studies.
	Exactly.
	All right, end of show mixes.
	We got some good ones.
	Tom Starkweather, Fletcher, Rolando Gonzalez, Lizzie, new entry, and Tommy Barnes.
	And that's not even half of what I've received, so I'm looking forward to playing more of those.
	On the Thursday show.
	And appreciate everybody dropping by today.
	Coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the drone star state, Austin, Texas.
	FEMA region number 6 on the governmental maps if you're trying to look us up.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're counting down to taking a day off.
	Yeah.
	Or two days off, I think.
	Yeah.
	And we've got nothing in the can.
	Well, we do have one thing in the can.
	We need more.
	So there's that.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Thursday, where we're still going to be doing a show for you, right here on No Agenda.
	Please remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Everything helps make it meaningful.
	Your time, your talent, your treasure.
	Until Thursday, adios mofos!
	And such.
	Weddings.
	Birthdays.
	Graduations.
	There were husbands.
	Wives.
	Sons and daughters.
	Grandparents.
	Friends.
	Neighbors.
	Young and old.
	Millions of jobs.
	Jobs. Jobs.
	One people.
	One nation.
	One America.
	But I need you.
	The American people.
	I need you.
	I need every American.
	That things may get worse again.
	As new variants of the virus spread.
	So my message to you is this.
	Listen to Dr. Fauci.
	I had my mask around my chin.
	I had taken it down.
	I was totally dehydrated.
	And I was drinking water.
	America is coming back.
	So right now, don't worry about it.
	What about months or so or two or three ago when people were saying, you don't really need to wear a mask?
	Sometimes it divides us.
	When bad things happen, your credibility is lost because you downplayed something.
	Millions of jobs.
	We will issue further guidance on what you can and cannot do once fully vaccinated.
	Wow, that's cool.
	I'm reminded of the 1860s, 1850s, 1860s.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Back in the day, there were all these different telegraph companies.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They used to chop each other's poles down.
	Yeah.
	Oh, right!
	I forgot about that.
	Yeah.
	There was a bunch of American Telegraph and Western Union.
	There's a whole slew of them.
	Yeah.
	So one company would chop the other, these competitors' poles down.
	And that's when they, I think a lot of the times they went to metal poles.
	There's different ways to take out a competitor.
	One is with good, honest work.
	Metal poles.
	Right.
	You'll see these tall metal poles that go way up in the air.
	They're very thin.
	Right.
	Metal poles.
	The poles are still there.
	Really?
	Uh-huh.
	Poles.
	I know Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley, which still has the old Telegraph poles from the 1800s right down the street.
	People won't even notice them.
	You'd never notice them unless somebody points them out.
	And then when you see them, you go, wow, that's cool.
	It's void zero approved, in fact.
	He's the guy.
	We've gotten that messaging around the dangers of COVID pretty diligently for a full two-week period of sustained propaganda.
	Sustained propaganda.
	2020 could be the darkest winter in modern history.
	If you bang the rules, people will die.
	The greatest racial disparity in the city of Milwaukee has been shot and killed.
	Sustained propaganda.
	You ain't black.
	I need to get out and party.
	This will kill you.
	China will grow larger.
	We, the people, are waking up.
	Sustained propaganda Sustained propaganda Sustained propaganda Sustained Sustained Sustained Sustained Sustained propaganda The dream bamboozled Scound Hoodwink You cannot escape God Not even with a mouth Or six feet I just got feelings I'm sicker Sustained propaganda.
	Media warfare.
	Arrest the cops.
	Psychological warfare.
	Charge the cops.
	Legal warfare.
	Charge It is the war for hearts and minds.
	Sustained propaganda.
	Sustained.
	Sustained propaganda.
	Before you turn up your nose, I'm acknowledging the beating insect cheese.
	Jesus Christ is king!
	In hooey-hooey my nose.
	Sustained propaganda.
	The models of the models.
	We can stop fascism.
	This will not be the last pandemic.
	A bioterrorist attack is kind of the nightmare scenario.
	Sustained propaganda.
	Sustained propaganda. Sustained propaganda. Sustained. Sustained. Sustained. Sustained propaganda.
	As I walk through my country in the F5M, I take a look at the news and here is just us and them.
	Because I've been voting and hoping for so long that all the social media is saying that my mind is gone.
	But I ain't never worn a mask when I didn't contract it.
	Maybe treated like a disease.
	you know that's injustice You better watch how you're tweeting and where you're posting Or you and your homies might be getting cancelled I really hate to trip cause my mind is free As you see, I deconstruct quite seriously.
	Boo, I'm the kind of breed that your homies want to be.
	Like no agenda in the night, hearing truth, not the fake news.
	Been taking all our licks, living under gangster politics.
	Keep taking all our licks, living under gangster politics.
	Been taking all our licks, living under gangster politics.
	Keep taking all our licks, living under gangster politics.
	As of yesterday, there are 360,000 deaths.
	More than 400,000 lives lost now.
	100,000 lives in just the last month.
	A super spreader event.
	Funeral homes in L.A. County are so overwhelmed, cemeteries can keep up.
	Wow.
	I call bullcrap.
	COVID super spreader event.
	Bullcrap.
	Bullcrap.
	And tonight, new and highly contagious variants of the virus continuing to appear.
	With these variants, it's time to double up.
	If you bend the rules, people will die.
	There's always a surge.
	Deaths rising because of new COVID mutations.
	Coronavirus pandemic was the product of an imbalance in man's relationship with the natural world.
	Thanks.
	Bullcrap.
	Hey data friends, Dr.
	Cat, I have another Facebook team that we need to debunk.
	Bullcrap.
	None of this really is based on science.
	The disinformation was apparent since the beginning.
	Big time major league bullshit.
	Best podcast in the universe!
	Adios, mofo.

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