This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1318.
This is No Agenda.
Enjoying 80 degrees and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're surrounded by Indian farmers protesting, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Oh, really now?
In California, you're surrounded by Indian farmers protesting?
They must be.
So the latest brouhaha.
Oh, in California.
Well, actually it was on their Twitter, which is Rihanna.
Your fave, Rihanna.
My fave.
Yes.
What about Rihanna?
Although you have to be literally stoned.
She tweeted with a picture of the farmer's protests, the simple tweet, why aren't we talking about this?
Yeah.
International hell is breaking loose.
Everywhere.
And it also introduced a new character I was unaware of.
This person, Mina Harris.
Mina Harris.
I don't think I know her.
Mina Harris is now a big shot on the Twitters and she's thrown her weight around as a big expert on everything.
Okay.
She is Kamala's daughter.
Oh, okay.
And is she in school or is she roaming around?
Does she have a job?
She's on Twitter.
There you go.
She's on Twitter.
Who cares?
She's in California.
She's not in school.
So...
Now this has become a very interesting situation because it appears as though a lot of the protesters are just volunteers.
They're not really Indian farmers at all.
There's a lot of people with tractors, so there's a lot of farmers too.
But nobody knows.
The Indian Bollywood people are coming out saying this is a scam.
Well, of course, the Indian people are now looking to their leader in the White House, in the executive wing.
They have their Indian leader.
She's vice president.
I think there's an element of that.
So Mina Harris will be big in India.
And I guess we're going to have to look into this because it sounds as though this may just be nothing more than a way to get rid of Modi.
It's got nothing to do with farming.
Wasn't it about the nitrogen?
Almost the same thing in Holland, I thought.
Just from what I was reading.
I think it was derivative.
Well, we do have Indian producers, and we know this because I recently just...
Yes, we got a note from one.
PayPal has deplatformed the country of India, FYI. Yeah, that's what it looks like.
So you've been financially deplatformed.
Thanks, PayPal.
I think he wound up doing it through the SWIFT network.
It may take a couple days to get here.
But I also got a note from Sir 23's Night of the Electric Sea, and he says, hey, I got a UK friend who was on holiday in Patem, South Goa, India.
And he sent me photos, and I put it in the show notes, showing that the beaches are absolutely packed as normal, with Indians, though, rather than the usual tourists.
No masks, no social distancing, and along with that comes an image of the COVID home care kit, Made by Ziverdo that everyone over here is, quote, using.
And it's a kit and it contains a couple of doxycyllin pills, ivermectin pills, and zinc pills.
It costs $2.
Everyone's using it.
No one cares about the virus.
Which is contradictory to what we've heard coming out of India.
We're hearing bad information.
But this Severdo kit, it's cool.
It's like a little strip with press-throughs, and it's got the correct doses of each of these three that you take together, and Bob's your uncle!
And it costs two bucks.
Two bucks!
We don't have it in the show notes, but there is a site that's been just tracking every study about hydroxychloroquine and all the other...
If you go to bingit.io, you can find it.
It's there.
And ivermectin's on the list, and it looks as though hydroxychloroquine does work in early stages, and this probably accounts for Africa's low numbers, very low numbers.
But ivermectin, if you look at their, ivermectin, which we did have clips on the show, and there's a clip on the show about ivermectin where the guy comes out and says, you take this stuff, you're just not getting it.
It's way over there.
It's the most effective thing there is.
Was that the video that was deleted from YouTube?
It was a hearing.
It was a congressional hearing.
YouTube deleted it because, you know, crazy.
They delete it.
Well...
Well, that's cool.
We should order some.
Yeah, I'd love to get some of those.
And they only cost two bucks.
Can you believe that?
Two bucks.
Yeah, that's about right.
That's the reason all this information is suppressed.
There are treatments, but they're too cheap.
I was looking at Dr.
Kat, member of Team Halo, World Health Organization, United Nations, trained.
She hates you, by the way.
I hope so.
On the Instagram.
She no longer talks now.
I think she hates us so much because we're taking her words and playing her exact words and pooping all over her.
So now she doesn't talk.
She just plays music and points towards words on the screen.
Oh, yeah.
Can't clip that, can you chumps?
Yeah, right.
I'm Dr.
Cat!
So now she had a thing about ivermectin.
She said...
Ivermectin.
Yeah, you shouldn't be eating horse dewarmer.
And besides, we still need vaccines.
Whoa!
She kind of admitted it works.
I thought was rather interesting.
You can call it, it is a horse dewormer, but that's not all it is.
It just happens to be good at that.
It's a miracle, miracle treatment.
It's the aspirin of these things.
I mean, you've got a broken leg, ivermectin, boom, walking five minutes later.
Boom, solved.
Gone.
Ivermectin is the way to go.
Wait, yeah.
Well, that's not going to be discussed much in the official channels in the United States, because we now know, as we had our first full-blown COVID-19 response team press conference, which Jeff Zintz is leading.
Do we remember Jeff Zintz?
Jeff Zients.
I can't understand his last name.
Jeff Zients.
Z-I-E-N-T-S. Zients.
Z-I-E-N-T-S. He's the former Facebook guy, and I think he was brought in to fix healthcare.gov.
He's a logistics guy.
And so he's now running this show, and I got a short clip of him.
We are at war with this virus.
It is clearly a national emergency, and we are doing all we can.
But it is critical that Congress does its part as well.
We need Congress to quickly pass the American Rescue Plan to provide the funding we need to continue to scale up our vaccination program, as well as for more testing, more genomic sequencing, and more emergency supplies.
And we must give families, schools, businesses, and state and local leaders the support they need to fight the pandemic.
This will not be easy.
Vaccinating everyone in America is one of the greatest operational challenges we've ever faced.
And we will not stop working until this mission is completed.
So, every single American has to be vaccinated.
We'll not stop working until we've completed this.
Jeff Zinz, I'm just going to put it out there, is the pitch man.
And his pitch is to ensure that we hurry up and we get the money.
We get that $1.9 trillion because we need more vaccine money.
We need more money.
We just need more money.
He is the pitch man for more money, and everybody's on board.
They're really pushing this.
This is Janet Yellen, who will soon become our secretary.
Was she confirmed already?
Yeah, she is our new Secretary of the Treasury.
And economists agree that if there's not more help, many more people will lose their small businesses, the roofs over their heads, and the ability to feed their families.
And we need to help those people before the virus is brought under control.
Interesting.
We have to help those people before the virus is brought under control.
What does that mean?
You know, on today's show, I have a series of Democracy Now clips that are like this.
They make no sense.
And I want to mention something before we go too far.
I had this depression cycle theory, and within it are these war cycles, which in the United States is basically American-centric.
Starts with the Revolutionary War, and 80 years later we have the Civil War, then 80 years later we have World War II, and it jumps over World War I and other things.
And 80 years later we have this, and they keep calling it a war.
It's almost as if somebody behind the scenes said, look, this is the way this situation...
We've got to have some sort of a war-like moment here from 2020 to about 2024, which is going to create a very interesting situation for the show.
Well, we're definitely getting stuff set up in Syria.
There will be something to go fight.
I mean, there's sand everywhere.
I don't know if you need...
I think the virus is enough to fight.
That's the war?
Taking care of spending way too much money on nothing.
Throwing money away in this $1.9 trillion bill.
People dead.
More dead than in World War II, supposedly.
9-11.
Worse than 9-11.
Oh no, I'm sorry.
That's the insurrection.
I forgot.
That's another tragedy.
Business is going out of business because of, you know, in effect being bombed.
Well, hold on.
You know, this is what our government has done very well.
When I was young, we had the war on poverty.
When I was a little older, we had the war on drugs.
Then we had...
I'm sure there was something in between that and the war on terror.
So, this is their next war.
It's one of those never-ending things.
The war on the virus.
But...
I don't know who we're going to fight against, because according to Dr.
Fauci, we are the world.
We are one big family.
We are back in the game, baby!
We in the United States, as I mentioned in a speech I gave a couple of weeks ago to the World Health Organization Executive Board, that we are back on the global scene.
We re-entered into our arrangement with the WHO, and we are part of COVAX. So I just want to remind people that this is a global effort.
And the more we get the virus controlled globally, and we will be part of that process as part of the global community, the better off we will be.
Because I've said it many times, and I'll close by saying it again, we have to be concerned about the mutants.
Mutants!
The mutants!
It's the mutants!
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I think I actually ISOed that.
You have to be concerned about the mutants.
Yeah, here it is.
I ISOed it.
Here we go.
We've got to keep our eye out on the mutants.
Oh, that's another one altogether.
He says it so many times.
Now...
So what he's angling at here is the biosecurity state controlled by big pharma who wants to spin the mutants into new vaccines or boosts.
Enter Michael Ulsterholm.
He is the liar who came on in March on the Joe Rogan show.
I met him and he immediately was talking about how many million people would die in the United States.
And he keeps pressing the fear.
You know, we're all loosening up right now.
You know, we see the case numbers coming down.
We all want to end our pandemic fatigue and our pandemic anger that don't believe the pandemic's even real.
We've got to turn that ship around, too.
You know, we're really good in this country at pumping the brakes after we wrap the car around the tree.
You know, what we have to do now is also anticipate this and understand that we're going to have to change quickly.
As fast as we're opening restaurants, we're likely going to be closing them in the near term.
You caught it.
You caught it.
Well, he says cases are coming down and we have to turn that around fast.
Yeah, the whole thing is full of...
He also makes the classic gaffe.
Let's just listen.
It's only 26 seconds.
You know, we're all loosening up right now.
You know, we see the case numbers coming down.
We all want to end our pandemic fatigue and our pandemic anger that don't believe the pandemic's even real.
He was about to say that don't believe the virus is even real.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Truth wants to come out.
And our pandemic anger that don't believe the pandemic is even real.
We've got to turn that ship around, too.
You know, we're really good in this country at pumping the brakes after we wrap the car around the tree.
You know, what we have to do now is also anticipate this and understand that we're going to have to change quickly.
As fast as we're opening restaurants, we're likely going to be closing them in the near term.
This guy should be locked up.
Well, yes and no.
I'll just jump ahead for a second to the mask and muzzle portion of the show, where Ulsterholm is going against Herr Dr.
Fauci.
The comment on the mask, I think, is an important one.
I do not support the idea of two masks.
We know that, in fact, mass, as they're defined, works in two ways.
One is what's called fit.
How well does it fit around you?
It's like a swim goggles.
You know, swimming goggles don't usually leak through the lens.
They leak through the seal, around your eyes or your face.
And the second area is filtration, meaning how well is the virus filtered out.
And the reason that the N95 respirators, these ones that healthcare workers use, work so well is that they have very, very tight face fit, and the material that is used basically for the filtering is what we call electrostatically charged, meaning that the pore size allows air to move through relatively easily, but it traps the virus as it comes through through an electrostatic charge in the actual respirator.
When you actually use a face cloth covering, if you put more of it on, all it does is it impedes the air coming through and it makes it actually blow in and out more along the sides.
The fit becomes even less effective.
And so actually double masking could be a detriment to your protection.
It It could lower it even more than it is with face cloth coverings or even medical masks, surgical masks, as we call them.
So I think we need to be very, very careful about that recommendation.
And if someone's going to make that recommendation, then they need to have the data to support that double masking actually is helpful in not actually causing more problems.
So he says if someone's going to make that claim, they have to have the data.
Well, the only person who's been publicly discussed making this claim is Dr.
Fauci, and I'm not sure who's in charge anymore because maybe Ulsterholm is moving ahead.
Maybe he might become the new spokeshole because this is what Fauci's now doing.
There are many people who feel, you know, if you really want to have an extra little bit of protection, maybe I should put two masks on.
There's nothing wrong with that, but there's no data that indicates that that is going to make a difference, and that's the reason why the CDC has not changed the recommendation.
Yeah, backpedal anybody?
Hmm.
That guy, he's going to run himself into a jam one day that he's not going to be able to get out of.
Yeah, I don't think so.
He's too slick.
He's the best guy at saying, don't wear masks at all!
Well, I do have a new specification from the CDC. This is part of President Biden's 100-day mask order.
The CDC also specifies individuals do not have to wear a mask if unconscious for reasons other than sleeping or if they are incapacitated, unable to be awakened, or otherwise unable to remove the mask without assistance.
Well, that's good to know.
And the order also permits those who are experiencing difficulty breathing or shortness of breath or are feeling winded to remove the mask temporarily until able to resume normal breathing with the mask.
Persons who are vomiting should remove the mask until vomiting ceases.
I think they should make him keep the mask on when he vomited.
It should be.
Yeah, because you could spread the virus in your vomit.
Vomit virus.
We can't have that.
You've got to puke.
You puke in your mask!
Thanks to two of our producers, Rob and Stephen, who gave similar and very detailed explanations as to why these surgical masks do not contain toxic Teflon.
They are the PTFE experts, although we kind of figured that, but it's nice to have that from our experts, as we usually do.
So amidst all of this information, Fear and closing down again or worrying about the mutants and the variants.
Florida is going exactly the opposite direction with a whole bunch of things trying to become, I think, even better than Texas somehow.
It's like you gotta slow down, DeSantis.
Florida also led and continues to lead on protecting the livelihoods of our people.
While so many other states kept locking people down, Florida lifted people up.
We believe every job is essential.
If you work in a restaurant, we have your back.
If you are a hair stylist, we protect your right to earn a living.
And if you are a parent, we ensure your kids have the right to attend school in person.
Lockdowns do not work.
School closures have been disastrous.
Yet even today, we see across our country businesses shuttered, lives ruined, and schools closed.
Indeed, in major parts of the country, students might not return to in-person instruction until the fall.
Florida schools are open.
Every Floridian has a right to work.
All businesses have a right to operate.
And Florida is better for it.
Well, they must have a different variety of the variant mutant there.
It was a good report on NBC. I thought I had a clip of it, and I'm looking, and I don't see it.
And it was, which is weird...
There's a store owner in parts of Florida.
This was in Jupiter, I think.
This store owner is a big grocery store.
It's a nice place.
He had a sign out saying that people are required to wear masks inside, except if they have a medical sign, a big sign, unless they have a medical condition.
And if you have a medical condition, we can't, by the HIPAA laws, ask what it is.
So we assume that if you don't wear a mask, you have a medical condition.
They will come on in.
And then they had a movie inside.
They took a movie, a film, and they videotaped it.
And none of the checkers, none of the customers, nobody was wearing a mask, and it was one of those situations that we discussed on the show like weeks ago where they put out these lists of places that are not in, they're not, they're violating the rules, and they had to take the lists down because people would look at who's violating the rules, that's where they'd go because it wasn't uptight.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, Florida's its own thing.
Horowitz, who was complaining to me, by the way, on the show, that we talk about him too much on this show.
Wait a minute, is that the Jewish hedge fund guy?
The Jewish hedge fund guy.
That was hilarious.
He doesn't seem very happy about this situation in Florida.
Really?
Kind of, yeah.
I think he kind of is against it.
He thinks they should be a little more cautious.
I don't get that.
They're basically cavalier.
Yeah, well, no one likes cavalier-ness if you disagree with it.
Now, things are changing.
The South Carolina Department of Health and Environmental Control has announced a change in the way the percent positive is calculated for COVID-19 cases.
By the way, never heard of this percent positive, but here it is.
According to the agency, they will now be reporting percent positive.
So not just positive or negative, but percent positive using the tests over tests method.
So they do a test and do a test over the test.
And percent positive will now be calculated by dividing all positive COVID-19 tests by the total number of COVID-19 tests, positive and negative, then multiplying the result by 100 to get a percentage.
And they expect that the...
So doing this, this new methodology, the percent positive in South Carolina was 21.6%, now 8.8%.
And that kind of comes along with...
I think there's a lawsuit that will be filed against the CDC because they illegally changed something in the way hospitals are reporting COVID deaths.
And we always knew this was taking place, but they made a change to the...
Underlying Cause 1, underlying Cause 2, when they flip something around, it's a very long article from the National File, and there's briefs being filed over this.
And so what that means, the way this is calculated for this lawsuit that's coming, is that the COVID fatality number was inflated by at least 1,600%.
And that makes total sense with the 6% of people who died of outright COVID, no underlying issues or comorbidities.
And they're going after the CDC because the change they made in this reporting, there's a process, it has to be approved, it has to go through Congress, I believe, or at least some congressional oversight.
They just changed it and nobody said anything.
Now, will that ever result in anything?
Doubtful.
But at least we have the information.
We know it's out there.
The Peruvian court, not that anyone cares, has accused Bill Gates and George Soros of creating the COVID-19 pandemic.
Not that anyone cares.
And in the Netherlands, oh man, this is getting so good.
Oh wait, first let's stay with Bill Gates.
You know, looking forward, Bill is getting ready for the next investment opportunity and how we move forward with this.
And he did a little video with his coronavirus model, which now this ball that he has with the spikes, it's the size of a grapefruit.
And he's throwing it up in the air and bouncing it around.
It's so beyond any proportion of reality of this depiction of a coronavirus that he is inflated to the size of a grapefruit, I guess, to let you know how bad it is.
We all want to return to the way things were before COVID-19.
But there's one area where I hope we never go back.
Our complacency about pandemics.
We can get ahead of infectious disease outbreaks.
By the next pandemic, I believe we can have what I call mega testing diagnostic platforms.
They can be deployed quickly, cost very little, and cost 20% of the entire population every week.
To stop future pandemics quickly, we need to be able to spot disease outbreaks As soon as they happen anywhere in the world.
And that requires a global alert system.
If there turns out to be some new infectious pathogen, then we need a group of infectious disease responders to spring into action.
Think of these as like pandemic firefighters.
They're going to use their logistics, use their ability to build up capacity quickly.
They're going to go wherever that problem is.
Stopping the next pandemic will require a big investment.
I think of this as the best insurance policy the world could buy.
You can read more about this in our annual letter.
Didn't we always come up with this idea, the super spreader response team?
This guy's an idiot.
Yes.
He should watch the frontline special on China and the COVID virus.
They're just out now.
It's fantastic.
And then put it up against his idea.
The Chinese wouldn't let anybody in.
It took a year before they let the World Health Organization in the country, which is just recently, to try to figure out what happened.
And they lied and cheated their whole way for almost a month, letting the thing get completely out of control and go worldwide.
How does that work with what he's saying here?
It doesn't.
Well, that would imply that Bill Gates is sincere.
I don't think he is.
These people are full of shit.
They're crazy.
They're maniacal.
They love it.
They're getting off on it.
Well, there's that, too.
But this is impractical and pie in the sky, and it's about time we stop listening to him.
NBC had an interview with Dr.
Wu Zun-Yu from the Chinese Center for Disease Control.
Yeah.
And it's kind of hard to hear.
It's very short because of his accent, but we can play it a couple times.
He admits that they never...
We're actually able to isolate the COVID. What am I looking for?
It's not the term.
The virus.
They couldn't isolate the virus.
Remember we were talking about if they really had done all the decoding or not?
Yeah, we've talked about this numerous times because there's a theory that they never have.
Of course, it doesn't explain how Johnson& Johnson's got an attenuated virus or how they did the genome.
Well, here's Dr.
Wu's and you.
We'll discuss it.
Why has the data not been shared?
No, they didn't isolate the virus.
We did not isolate the virus.
That's the issue.
What about live animal samples?
It doesn't tell you anything if they only taste positive.
I do not suspect it's coming from what we originally thought.
So he says it there.
We did not isolate the virus.
But what's the context?
The context...
Why has the data not been shared?
I think this is all more of the same.
The same thing Frontline's doing.
What's the origin of it?
And this is about the origin of where it came from.
And so she says, why hasn't the data that the CDC... See, this is the problem with the context on this clip.
Yeah, I agree.
Does he mean we didn't isolate the virus from an animal?
We couldn't find it anywhere, which is a fact.
They've still not found where this virus came from because they can't?
My assertion being it came from that lab that happens to be in Wuhan that happens to be studying coronaviruses, stage level, whatever it is, high-end lab.
So he could be referring to that because this Dr.
Zhang, according to the Frontline special, who isolated it early, and then he's the one who did the genome, which the Chinese refused...
To release for weeks.
And a lot of people believe that because of that, it took forever to come up with the testing mechanisms and any cure or anything like that because the Chinese were just sitting on it.
I fully admit that this, and I should have been suspicious because of the length of the clip.
When people don't send the context, I should be suspicious.
So I can't answer that.
It's very possible that that's out of context.
And that's why there's two of us all the time.
It's very annoying.
Now, you remember we were laughing about the forced quarantine, kind of our mythical FEMA camps in Scandinavia based upon a memo.
Right.
And then Justin Trudeau.
You have the upper hand on this debate.
Yeah.
Yes, and Justin Trudeau came out and said, well, we're going to have to forced quarantine you.
And the rebel has followed this one guy who has been forced quarantined.
The reason why, I think he came from the U.S., they did not accept the results of his test, whether it was the wrong test or whatever it was, that's unclear.
So this guy is now in one of the government offices.
Hotels.
Recently, thanks to a tip, we were able to identify the Radisson Aircourt Hotel in Toronto as being a COVID quarantine facility that serves low-budget meals, has sealed windows, and demands that you not leave your room at all.
In addition, a recently deflagged Radisson Hotel in Toronto East was also revealed as a COVID hotel.
How would you feel if in these days of conspiracy theories coming true, the facilities that the government grants contracts to were owned by the state of China?
Well, surprisingly, it is true.
The Radisson Hotel Group is owned by Applite Holdings AB. Who runs Applite Holdings?
Why, a consortium led by Jingjang International, of course.
And Jingjang is a Chinese state-owned enterprise.
And they own hotels all around the world, including Radisson.
I mean, it doesn't really mean anything, but it's funny.
It does.
And every single hotel is in trouble.
Every hotel chain is getting paid by local and maybe even federal governments to house frontline workers and homeless people.
I'm sorry, people experiencing homelessness that do that in San Francisco.
So their business model had to change radically.
Everyone's business model is on the line.
Ryanair is ready to resume their cheap-ass flights from the United Kingdom.
I mean, Not that there's any way they can go anywhere yet, but they're getting ramped up with the marketing.
Vaccines are coming, so book your Easter and summer holidays today with Ryanair.
One million seats on sale from 1999 to sunshine destinations in Spain, Italy, Portugal, Greece, and many more, so you could jab and go.
Book today on Ryanair.com, and if your plans change, so can your booking.
I'll hand it to him.
Jab and go is fantastic.
It's today's travel, jab and go!
Hey kids, jab and go, jab and go!
I love it.
Alright, let's talk about some jabs.
You know, before we continue on anything, what is the, what was it, World War II, I wonder, again, making my analogy, say you're an American in World War II, and you wanted, and you were like, say it was 1943, and And you weren't involved in the war.
You didn't own a company that was doing munitions or anything.
Or you might have.
But even that, so, but you were an American.
You weren't a soldier.
You were too old or you were exempt or whatever.
And you wanted to go visit Berlin.
Could you do it?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Get your passport.
Go fly, take a trip to Berlin in 1943.
Probably.
You probably could.
Roam around?
I mean...
Probably could.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
It's not a great one, but it's a good one.
No, it's never a great...
There's no such thing.
Here is, let's see, ABC this morning talking about, you know, among other things, I think the result of this frontline investigation, if this really came from the Wuhan lab or from a wet market...
Also overnight, investigators from the World Health Organization visited the lab in Wuhan, China, that's been the center of speculation about the origins of the coronavirus.
The team is gathering data and searching for clues more than one year after this virus spread around the world.
This morning, an urgent push to vaccinate against the coronavirus before mutations take hold.
Doctors in England say a more contagious strain that originated in that country has mutated again, and it appears vaccines are less effective against the new variant.
There it is, finally.
It's mutated again.
I think we have a number for it.
It's the B117 or something.
We need to number these because, you know, COVID-19, B117. Dr.
Ryan Ribeira is very concerned about this.
Dr.
Ribeiro, because of the new variants of the coronavirus, especially the UK variant, there's concern about another big surge of infections in the next few weeks.
Should we prioritize giving more people the first shot of the vaccine?
By the way, did you hear about this, what he just said?
Should we prioritize?
Here, let me see.
There's concern about another big surge of infections in the next few weeks.
Have you heard about this?
What concern about a big surge?
From what?
I want to stop the show again.
We have a number of things that the two of us have taken opposite sides on.
And you are winning the Canada argument.
But the other one is my thesis that they're going to, as soon as Biden got in, they're going to downramp this whole thing as fast as they can to get us back to normal because Biden doesn't want this, you know, he wants to make it look like he could do something that Trump couldn't.
And it was working, and I have evidence of it.
There was a clip earlier that you played that was so other clips.
The cases are going down, but we can't pump the brakes.
But I think, I think, John...
This is the difference between what the Democratic Party and the ruling party wants to do versus the biosecurity states.
Yes, this is what I was going to say.
I think there's two streams at work.
One of them is which the Democrats, let's get this thing out of the way so we can get back to work.
I mean, we're going to be embarrassed by Florida if their numbers don't go through the roof.
And Texas, for that matter.
Yeah.
And the other side, which is, hey, this is really paying off for us, this group of few groups, this small group of pharmas.
We can make this work.
We can go through another year of, this is fine.
Well, the kids aren't getting it.
Kids, they can learn later.
They don't care.
So I think there's these two conflicting things going on, and every report we've played today indicates that.
And here's some more meta stuff on top of it.
The media is controlled by pharma advertising, but also...
The Democratic Party, they have clear communication agreements.
So it's conflicting everywhere.
And China, for that matter.
So we have three elements pulling against each other.
Yeah.
Who do you think?
Now, I think pharma has the most money.
The Farmer's the one that definitely makes the mainstream broadcast media work.
It's less China.
I mean, there's China elements like at ABC, the Chinese, you know, and the movie industry is pretty much controlled by China now.
But for the most part, China doesn't advertise anything, and Disney's not going to advertise.
It's just a house ad if they spend any money.
So the Farmer guys really have to be calling the shots here.
This is very interesting.
This is something we've never seen before.
This will be more entertaining trying to break this out, trying to deconstruct it than I think we've expected.
Along with that comes a huge promise that all Democrats were campaigning on.
I have a supercut!
Which needs to come, and it's taking too long, and that's the $1.9 trillion, and everybody wants this.
That's why New York wants it, California wants it, the teachers' union.
How much are they getting this today?
$100 billion?
No, I think it's like $40 to $80 billion.
Ah, okay.
The teachers' union, so as I said, we have to bail out the states, and that's a reward for keeping everything shut and ruining, and it'll be the states in general.
We've got to get UBI going for some people, and this was the big promise, and I'm glad we have a supercut of it, because this is what everyone, I think, was really waiting for, and a lot of people voted for.
If you send John and the Reverend to Washington, those $2,000 checks will go out the door.
We will be able to pass $2,000 stimulus checks for the people next week.
We'll deliver the $2,000 stimulus checks.
And that begins with the $2,000 stimulus.
When you send me and Reverend Warnock to the Senate, we will pass those $2,000 stimulus checks.
You send me and Reverend Warnock to the Senate, we will pass those $2,000 stimulus checks.
They will make decisions about whether we give people a We need to pass $2,000 stimulus checks for the people.
Forgetting people that $2,000 relief direct payment.
Congress should pass $2,000 checks.
President-elect Biden and Democrats are all pushing for $2,000 relief checks.
$2,000 stimulus checks.
$2,000 relief checks.
$2,000 relief checks.
They should send $2,000 checks to the American people right now.
Supporting $2,000 relief payments right now.
We need to be passing the $2,000 stimulus relief checks.
That means we need John Ossoff and Raphael Warnock who will go to D.C. to ensure the $2,000 checks.
You see ads that say, want your $2,000 stimulus check?
Vote Democrat.
Vote for Warnock.
Well, I actually have a bill for that.
One of the first things that I want to do when our new senators are seated is deliver the $2,000 checks to the American families.
And the debate over $2,000 isn't some abstract debate.
It's $2,000 checks, so kind of actually $1,400 checks.
By electing John and the Reverend, we'll put an end.
To the block in Washington, that $2,000 stimulus check.
Ten moderate Republicans want a seat at the table to pitch a slimmed-down relief proposal.
That money that will go out the door immediately.
What they might be willing to do is negotiate on those stimulus checks.
How can you assure Americans that relief will come and come soon?
Have you ever known anyone in the history of the United States of America?
That could be present and assure exactly what the Congress is going to do.
That money that will go out the door immediately!
That's not hyperbole, that's real!
That's real, man!
Well, they have the House and the Senate.
And they're going to impeach the previous president.
That's what they're going to do.
And they're going to still impeach Trump.
Where's the money?
Yeah!
Show me the money!
Alright, so I think you're right.
We need to categorize these people.
We have Team Gov.
We have Team Pharma.
And we have Team CCP. These are the people all vying for different agendas.
And now we go to, this is a tough one because it's on one hand, it's Team Med with Dr.
Ryan Rubiera.
On the other hand, ABC, kind of Team China.
So, who will win in this battle royale?
Dr.
Ribeiro, because of the new variants of the coronavirus, especially the UK variant, there's concern about another big surge of infections in the next few weeks.
Should we prioritize giving more people the first shot of the vaccine and delay second shots to try to get ahead of this next surge?
You know, there's data coming out of Israel now, since they vaccinated such a large proportion of their population, and one of their studies showed that after the first dose, you only had 33% protection.
So we need to get more data, but if 33% ends up being accurate, I would be very concerned about policies that would encourage us to skip or substantially delay second doses.
Okay, so the 33, obviously code.
I've never heard that the first dose only gives you 33% protection.
They've been all over the map.
Fauci at one point said, 21 days between the Moderna first and Sheck second shot, 28 days between the Pfizer first and second shot, but you know, four to six weeks will be fine.
It's real scientific.
So Dr.
Riviera...
Yeah, you can mix and match if you really need to.
Do whatever you want.
33%.
Okay, what else does he have to say?
Let's talk about this man who previously recovered from COVID, who's now been reinfected with the South African variant.
This man is in Israel, but how much of a concern is this case here in the U.S.? Well, you know, I'll say reinfection itself is not super surprising.
Natural immunity to COVID probably lasts six to nine months.
So we're now reaching that part of the pandemic where people who are infected in the first half are susceptible again to getting reinfected.
There's the alley, everybody.
You get only a couple of months.
You antibodies.
You're not really...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You know what that means.
Pfizer announcing it's planning to study whether a third dose may be needed after six months to 12 months to be more effective against variants.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Ellen DeGeneres...
Well, we predicted this on this show months ago.
Ellen DeGeneres had Rita Wilson on her show.
I don't know.
Yes.
Sadly, I don't have the antibodies anymore.
I just tested like two weeks ago and I don't have the antibodies anymore.
But it's okay.
I have a mask and I have hand sanitizers.
What?
Back like everybody else.
Back like everybody else.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
See, now this becomes a very interesting...
Our science-based media...
So you don't have the antibodies after getting the disease.
What is a vaccine supposed to do?
It's supposed to make the antibodies so you won't get the disease.
Wait, I have the definition, which is changing.
I have the definition.
Oh, yes.
Would Merriam-Webster be changing that?
Let's see.
They changed the drop of a hat if somebody just asks.
The previous definition of a vaccine is, quote, a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against one or several diseases prepared from the causative agent of a disease, its products, or a synthetic substitute treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease.
And it has now become, Merriam-Webster has two definitions, A, an antigenetic preparation of a typically inactivated or attenuated pathogenic agent or one of its components or products.
It doesn't say anything about immunity.
And definition B now is a preparation of genetic material, such as a strand of synthesized messenger RNA, that is used by the cells of the antibody to produce an antigenic substance.
These are not vaccines.
No, well, we've isolated that fact for some time now.
Well, but should there not be some kind of false advertising?
That's probably why the definition's changed, so it's not false advertising.
Interesting.
I'm going to be false advertising, Your Honor.
Look at this definition.
I have the insert, the vaccine insert here.
It's in the show notes.
For the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine.
What is the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine?
The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine is an unapproved vaccine that may prevent COVID-19.
There is no FDA approved vaccine to prevent COVID-19.
The FDA has authorized the emergency use of Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine to present COVID-19 in individuals 16 years of age and older on an emergency use authorization.
So, the lawsuits, what's the...
When are they going to get their act together?
It just doesn't do what a vaccine traditionally does.
What it does do, this vaccine, is the following.
The financial impact of the COVID-19 vaccine was front and center as Pfizer released its quarterly results on Tuesday.
Pfizer expects to see a $15 billion bounce in sales this year from the vaccine developed with its German partner, BioNTech.
The drugmaker is racing to deliver 2 billion doses this year as countries sign up for one of the first vaccines approved to combat a pandemic that has killed over 2 million people globally.
The COVID-19 vaccine brought in $154 million in sales for the drugmaker in the fourth quarter, but that was just a fraction of the roughly $12 billion in company revenues since the vaccine was only approved in the closing weeks of the quarter.
Overall, fourth quarter profits came in below expectations.
We can stop there.
You get the idea.
It's a bonanza.
It is a bonanza.
What else would be the point?
I have one vaccine clip which adds a little complication, which is the J&J clip.
This vaccine J&J one shot.
Oh, yes.
Yesterday, Johnson& Johnson said that its one-shot vaccine was 66% effective at preventing moderate to severe illness.
Not as strong as the two-shot vaccines already approved, but still helpful as states experience vaccine shortages.
If approved, the company says it would supply 100 million doses to the U.S. by June.
The clip I don't have, which I don't understand quite why, but the commentary on the AstraZeneca vaccine is that it, and maybe the Johnson& Johnson, is that it not only provides immunity, but it keeps you from spreading the disease.
Have you heard this one?
Yes, because it is a true vaccine in the truest sense of the word.
It's an attenuated virus.
What has it got to do with...
Why does it slow spreading?
What is the difference between...
I mean, what does it have to do with spreading?
Because it's marketing, bro.
I have no idea.
It's marketing.
All I'm hearing is 33, 66, yippee-doo, third, two shots, four weeks, six weeks, booster!
Come on now.
If we're...
Oh my gosh.
You know, John, I went to spin class yesterday.
Downtown Austin.
It's like, mask everywhere.
It's going to be 80 degrees today.
It's beautiful.
Everyone's walking outside with their damn mask on, giving me stink eye.
It's really, it's just, I don't know what to say.
Stink eye.
Stink eye, yeah.
Scott Gottlieb Scott Gottlieb was on Face the Nation, and we know him.
Actually, here's who he was.
We want to go now to former FDA Commissioner Dr.
Scott Gottlieb.
He sits on the board of Pfizer as well as Illumina.
Do you think you would have a positive message for us or a positive message for Pfizer?
Let's see what Pfizer's internal memo says.
Are cities like Miami, places where they are seeing B117? B117, there it is.
Strain out of the UK, circulate.
Are they really at risk of being overrun?
I think Miami is at the highest risk right now.
Miami and Southern California, if you look at where B.1.1.7 is right now in the country, about half the cases that we're turning over in Southern California and in Florida, and the cities are the hotspots, San Diego, Miami.
So I think that the possibility is that we're not going to see a national epidemic with B.1.1.7, at least in the spring and the summertime.
It's a risk to the fall.
But what we're likely to see is regionalized epidemics with this new variant.
Mmm, regional.
Mmm, regional.
Okay, that's anywhere...
Hey, we have that patient over there, the B117 guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's sick as a dog.
Let's move him to Miami.
We've got to do something about Florida.
These people down there, they're not listening to us.
They're not on board with the program.
How long will it take us to get the booster shots that you say may be necessary?
Well, I think we could definitely have it in time for the fall.
We need to come up with a regulatory framework that allows the boosters to be licensed on the ability to demonstrate Hold it.
Hold it.
Did he say reduce antibody levels?
Yep.
That could be licensed just on the basis of proving that in three or four hundred patients, they can induce antibody levels at a sufficient level.
Induce, you're right.
Induce, I'm sorry.
...that are protective against these new variants.
And so I think that framework's going to be mapped out, and the companies have said they're already working on those new boosters.
We could have them in time for the fall across all these vaccines.
There's no reason we can't do that.
And the platforms that the companies use to develop these vaccines, these synthetic platforms, lend themselves To those quick adaptations.
Very important what he's saying here.
This is the push towards anything wrong with you?
We got the platform, baby.
We just spin up some bio and tech crap, shoot it into you, messenger RNA, good to go.
That is the pitch.
That's what we're going to do moving forward.
And Osterholm pops up again.
He is, after all, on the...
President's COVID-19 response team, this time on ABC America This Morning.
Doctors in Israel say a man who previously recovered from the virus has been reinfected with the South African variant.
One expert is sounding the alarm about a looming wave of infections here in the U.S. The fact is that the surge that is likely to occur with this new variant from England is going to happen in the next 6 to 14 weeks.
And if we see that happen, which my 45 years in the trenches tell us we will, we are going to see something like we have not seen yet in this country.
This guy, remember, he's the guy...
This guy, Mr.
Doom and Gloom, he's a winner.
This is the guy who predicted two and a half million dead.
Yes, we have to follow him closely because he's better.
Fauci's out.
Well, Fauci is...
But Biden's got to be beside himself because Biden ran on a platform of Trump has killed 300,000 Americans.
Biden's going to kill 300,000, 400,000 if he's not careful.
No one's going to put those numbers on the screen anymore, please.
Fauci, you're right.
Ulsterholm has been promoted to the mainstream.
He's doing ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN. And Fauci is down doing YouTube videos with MoTalk with Monica.
But for the people that are diabetic, have high blood pressure, already maybe being treated with chemotherapy, do you still suggest that they be vaccinated the same?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
In fact, they, more than anyone, should not avoid vaccine.
Did you hear that?
What did he say again?
So the question is, she's African-American, so she is asking if people have high blood pressure, sugar, very typical African-American diseases where they're more prevalent, and cancer, she said, should these people still get the vaccine?
And then hear what Fauci starts to say, what he's really thinking, and he corrects himself.
With chemotherapy, do you still suggest that they be vaccinated the same?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
In fact, they, more than anyone, should not get away, should not avoid vaccines.
Should not get away without getting it.
Wow!
Let's kill them off.
I didn't have my jingle ready, but I heard it.
There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
There it is, first one of the show.
I've got Pax Blue.
Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Yeah!
It's the official drink in the morning of the No Agenda Show.
Official drink of No Agenda Pabst.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Pabst Blue Ribbon, everybody.
Okay, what else did we have here?
I know I had some.
Well, I have to say, I got a Fauci clip, but it's minor compared to the last one.
It's...
Fauci says 70%.
He's in democracy now.
70% of the people need to get a shot.
Top infectious disease expert Dr.
Anthony Fauci said 70 to 80% of the U.S. population should be fully vaccinated before the United States can return to a sense of normalcy.
There it is.
Less than 2% of the population has been vaccinated so far.
Ugh.
Yeah.
She also did another...
Here's another clip from her she's promoting.
This is the Astro...
Maybe this is the AstraZeneca clip I was looking for.
This is Amy Promotes AstraZeneca Vaccine.
Preliminary data from a new study show a single dose of the Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine could cut transmission of the coronavirus by 67 percent and offer protection from the virus with up to 76 percent effectiveness for as long as 12 weeks.
The findings support the strategy that some countries have employed of spacing out vaccine doses to get more people rapidly inoculated.
It's all so contradictory.
Everything is contradicted by another report on a...
You've almost, Tina said it to me this morning, are they just doing this just to confuse us more so they can divide us even easier?
I mean, everyone has a different report.
Everyone has different numbers.
And no one knows which vaccine is doing what.
I think the only two names people remember is Pfizer and Moderna.
And everything else, it's a blur, and maybe it is.
Just stick anything in me, I don't care!
Maybe that's what they're going for, but it just doesn't...
I mean, there's clearly no real strategy.
It's clearly not set out to help people or get anything done.
I just can't see it.
I sent a newsletter out with a picture of the National Health Service's vaccine card after I noticed there was an alert that went out.
I think it was on Instagram telling people not to take pictures of these cards.
Oh, right.
And one of our producers sent one, the one he had.
He had the two Moderna shots from CDC. He sent me the card.
And he sent me a picture of the card.
And it's easily counterfeitable.
But the thing is, I look at this thing, it had it folded, and you can tell toner-based printing from lithography.
There's a lot of different ways of telling it.
This is a cheap-ass card.
It was printed on a Xerox printer.
It was printed on an inkjet, maybe.
And it was just...
I don't know.
The whole thing is just...
It's like a massive, there is a massive scam angle to it.
Yeah.
So you think?
And, well, what I'm deconstructing now, having heard these clips again, and some for the first time, The team pharma is angling to get another round of vaccine development and approval for the variants.
And I look at the Netherlands, who still have their curfew.
Before you go into the Netherlands, I do have to say something about what you just said.
The problem they've got to have is this.
The idea of an mRNA vaccine creating the spikes that are the hallmark of all coronaviruses, those spikes don't go away with the variant.
They're still there.
The variant's got other elements that are slightly different.
But if the mRNA thing does what it's supposed to do, which is make your system create spikes so your body gets used to seeing them, it says, ah, spikes.
Let's get rid of these things.
It doesn't make what they're saying scientifically, and unfortunately the media has no scientific background at all, and the bullshit artists that they keep bringing on don't help.
It doesn't make any sense.
The mRNA vaccine, if it's going to work against the COVID-19, the SARS-CoV-2, it's got to work against the variants, by definition.
What?
Because it's all about the spikes.
What?
There's lying going on?
Yeah, John, how real is this thing even?
I mean, we're acting as if it's completely real.
We see Billy Boy bouncing his COVID ball.
The imagery is everywhere.
And now they're just saying it.
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
It's going to be only 33% for this.
I'm going to have to make...
Oh, luckily we can get a new fast one.
It only lasts three to six months.
This is the bonanza they've always wanted.
And where they're going is...
You have to get a booster for every season and we're going to start tailoring it towards your specific underlying conditions.
That's the beauty of the platform, you see.
That is the ultimate goal is to have all this stuff that fixes you.
Done with CRISPR editing and introducing that into your cells with messenger RNA. It could be fantastic.
It may allow us to live to 200.
It could, yeah.
Yeah, and then on the other hand, it could be I am legend.
Sadly, yes.
But I think the United, well, back to the Netherlands, the curfew is still in place.
They said, well, looks like we could probably open up for restaurants for takeout only, curbside takeout, and we probably will have to keep it locked down until May, depending on what Germany does.
We'll evaluate on February 9th.
So there's even still some rumors of a 24-hour lockdown, and this is all fear of the variant.
And the variant is now being used to crush the Dutch even further.
And the Germans.
And the Brits, for that matter.
All of it.
All the Brits have been crushed.
And, you know, we've been looking at the World Economic Forum, the party planner, Klaus, all the elite shills who have been popping up, and we know that Build Back Better is where this all leads, and the European Union, under guidance of Ursula von der Leyen, Lifted a bit of the veil of what building back better means for the European Union.
So, in global terms, or in broad terms, the idea is...
We crush everything.
The economies are crushed.
People have no jobs.
The small businesses would provide.
And it's the same in every country.
There's all this general issue.
That's crushed.
People out of work.
So we're going to build back better, which is all going to be sustainable.
The 2030 Sustainable Development Goals, Agenda 21, COP... What are we now?
COP 46 or 36, the...
The climate conference, the Paris Accord, all of this is coming back into play.
But now it turns out that they literally mean build back better.
The new European Bauhaus is a project of hope.
2021 has just begun.
Vaccinations have started.
They will help us to get a grip on the pandemic.
Our massive recovery plan, Next Generation EU, will support our economies and societies to recover faster and better.
And the European Union climate targets will help us to tackle the biggest challenge of our times, climate change.
Europe is looking to the future with hope and determination.
And the new European Bauhaus fits perfectly into this outlook.
Now, she uses this term continuously.
It is the new European Bauhaus.
Of course, I've heard this term.
Do you know what the original Bauhaus was?
Yeah, Bauhaus was an arts movement that originated in Germany, as I recall, or Belgium.
I think it was Germany.
In Weimar.
In Weimar.
Yeah.
It was a design...
The idea was to design better buildings and better designs and more functional.
They're very functional oriented.
There's a lot of Bauhaus art you see around the country.
We have a number of places around the Bay Area that you can look at.
Oh, there's a Bauhaus design.
Very distinctive.
Very distinctive looking.
And I think it was...
I don't know the details anymore.
I used to.
But I think it was designed to be so you could fabricate faster.
It was more functional.
It was better.
From the Wikipedia, it says the school...
It was ergonomic.
Yes.
The school became famous for its approach to design, which attempted to unify the principles of mass production with individual artistic vision and strove to combine aesthetics with everyday function.
What they're talking about now with the new European Bauhaus turns out to be literally architecture and rebuilding Europe in the new Bauhaus, which means everything's green.
It's about how we want to live together after the pandemic, while respecting the planet and protecting our environment.
It's about making good life affordable and bringing generations together.
It's about empowering those who have the solutions for the climate crisis.
Which are the douchebags.
It's about matching sustainability with style.
It's about all of us.
Interesting in your 80 year cycle.
The Bauhaus kicked off in, like, around 1920 and went up until the...
until 33?
Does that fit in your cycle somehow?
This type of...
Well, they're a little late to the game.
Maybe Trump interrupted things.
But the Bauhaus movement was a failure.
Hello!
Let's see.
Let me see what it says here.
It was a failure.
The school existed in three German cities, Weimar, Dessau, and Berlin, under three different architect directors.
Until 1933, when the school was closed by its own leadership under pressure from the Nazi regime, having been painted as a center of communist intellectualism.
So my takeaway here is that it was interrupted by Trump, not a Nazi, but now they're just picking it right up.
I don't know.
It's nuts.
I mean, the Bauhaus thing was designed...
It was not that that's mentioned.
It had a communist tinge to it.
There was a lot of talk about the people's...
There is some major housing projects in Germany that were built using these theories.
Yes, the Volkshaus.
And they're still there, and I guess people aren't uncomfortable there, but they were designed so that the proletariat would have its place to live...
That's what we're getting again.
We're bringing it back.
The proletariat.
You want to hear more from Ursula?
Yes, she sounds like she's on top of it.
Today, I want to invite all of you to participate in the new European Bauhaus project.
I smell money, John.
Get our grant writing ready.
We want to make this an inclusive and collective process.
Yes, we're old white men.
We'd like to be included.
We want to listen to you, to your ideas, to your challenges, to your worries, and to your solutions.
Together, we want to shape the concept of the new European Bauhaus.
We will do it in conversations and workshops, in digital formats, and when possible, also on the ground.
In spring, we will launch a new European Bauhaus Prize.
This prize will reward first ideas that guide the way towards potential solutions.
All these elitists, certainly Europe, they always love putting up a prize.
Yeah.
A prize, because that shows inclusion, and everyone can participate, and it's going to be a prize.
Not an idea for cheap housing for everybody?
Tents?
Quonset huts!
This will reward first ideas that guide the way towards potential solutions.
Potential?
The new European Bauhaus will be a project shaped by all of us.
Okay.
In all member states and beyond.
From professional architects to citizen initiatives.
We've got to get Astrid and Mark involved.
Oh, they totally kick ass.
I wonder if they could do a modern Quonset hut.
Yeah, and call a no-agenda Bauhaus.
Bingo.
A modern Quonset hut that we call, and we can show all kinds of things, like how coronavirus bounces off it.
Yeah, because it's round.
It just bounces off of the Quonset hut.
They could have a little video showing the virus hitting the side of the quadrant and bouncing into the air.
Now we could do that.
And we could show how easy it is to move your Quonset hut if there's an outbreak.
Just move your home.
It's easy.
Just leave.
I think Sir Mark Dame Astrid, I'd like to discuss this.
Seriously.
And beyond.
Beyond.
From professional architects to citizen initiatives.
Yeah, that's us.
From CEOs of big companies to the innovative startups.
And podcasts.
There are so many great ideas out there.
Wow.
Let's bring them together.
In the coming months, we want to explore together what exactly the main focus of the new European Bauhaus should be.
Okay.
Let's discuss how to help different generations live together better.
In Quarms, it hurts.
How to encourage the use of organic building materials.
Okay, hold on.
You've got to take notes.
So we can fulfill, number one, generations can live together.
Quonset hut's perfect for that.
What was the second one here?
How to fulfill...
How to help different generations live together better.
Okay, so...
Interesting.
So they want the Chinese models, the Chinese influence.
Yep, live together.
Bring your relatives all live in the same house.
Yep.
You know, it's funny, around here we have...
Some areas of Berkeley and Albany that have huge influx of Chinese nationals.
And usually they'll buy a house that's like a three-bedroom, I don't know what the square foot, maybe 3,000 square foot max.
Let's say 2,500.
The three bedroom house and the Chinese will turn it into an eight bedroom house.
Somehow.
They move in everybody.
I'm not necessarily against having the elders, but this is kind of making it a fait accompli.
That's what we're designing for.
Multiple generations under the same roof.
How to encourage the use of organic building materials.
Of course, we're going to make it out of mud and grass, obvious.
How to put design at the service of climate solutions.
We're going to make the color green.
Or how to transform a train station or an opera house into a sustainable building.
What?
We're going to change a train station?
There was a special on PBS about these sustainable buildings.
This is infrastructure change.
Big.
This is concert halls and train stations?
Yeah, they'll put like a grass roof.
Yeah, and grow some stuff on it.
Grow stuff on the roof?
Yeah.
The grass roof?
Yeah.
And then they'll have the whole building material itself is solar panels.
And all the heating and everything is all recycled.
We should also have toilets that don't have water.
Just do the Japanese model.
Do the Chinese have holes in the ground?
I've been to China a lot and I've never run into a hole in the ground.
Well, maybe we could make that new.
Especially for our people.
How culture can contribute to solve the climate crisis.
How culture can contribute to solve the climate crisis.
More alliteration, please.
What's the crisis?
The crisis!
Looking forward to this conversation.
And by autumn, we will then launch calls for proposal for the first five new European Bauhaus projects in different EU countries.
It's an exciting adventure that we are starting today.
We count on all of you to make this new European Bauhaus a success.
I mean, to have the German freshly elected president be using a German term from a German time as the future of Europe is kind of telling.
Sing it with me now!
For a better life beyond your freedom Build back better And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in $2,000 checks, John C. Dvorak.
Wow, you just don't love them, do you?
People love to hear you thanking them.
The subs in the water need to know that you're sincere.
The subs in the water?
Yeah, the subs in the water care.
You still have subs in the water?
Yeah, we've got lots of people in subs in the water.
Eight in the morning to our troll...
Wait, wait.
Hello, subs in the water!
There you go.
Received.
Beautiful.
And hello, trolls hanging out in the troll room.
NoagendaStream.com.
Hands up, trolls.
Let me count you.
Let me see what we got in the troll room today.
We have...
Ooh, 1846 for sub-2000.
We can't even...
I mean, it's sub-2000, people.
It is a Thursday, after all, and people do have to...
No, Thursday's usually high.
Usually, we're always over two, but I think things have slowed down.
People are going back to work.
They've got to work now.
They can't be hanging out on the troll room all day.
I hope...
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Yeah, no, I think a lot of people are going back to work.
I hope so.
Well, we hope that you're back at work, and if not, that you got prospects, trolls.
The trolls are...
They're in the...
In the troll room to troll.
But it's fun because when you're listening to the live stream, then you can just pop in, say something, you know, troll, clearly.
People hand off stuff that's very informative for the show.
But it's also when we're not live.
There's always something running 24-7 on the stream.
It's a great place to go hang out.
It's kind of the, I need immediate interaction with people place.
Then we also have noagendasocial.com.
And this is...
This is Mastodon, which I've noticed quite an uptick in the Fediverse, in the federated nature of Mastodon servers, which is, let's call it what it is, a Twitter clone.
It works very much like old-school Twitter, without the algorithm, so if people have a fight or a disagreement, it kind of scrolls off after a while.
You don't have to worry about it.
The signal-to-noise ratio was really nice.
And I think a lot of the millennials who now are seeing that centralized systems are not the way to go, even Reddit, turns out, may not be the best place to go if you're not the moderator, not in charge of the Reddit group.
And they're starting to set up, there's a movement, the self-hosting movement, and a lot of the millennials are working on setting up their own little Mastodon server.
So we look forward to federating with you.
It is without doubt the future of social media, and we're on that tip as usual, because we're the No Agenda Show.
And we'd like to thank Tante Nail.
Have we now had three female Dutch award-winning art pieces in a row?
Is that what has happened here?
This is getting crazy.
I don't think so.
Well, Tante Nail, we had, no, because we had Lottelin twice, and now Tante Nail.
Maybe.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
Tantanel brought very simple...
It was a lot of different artwork to look at.
This was the triple mask, and she put underneath it, mask up until blue in the face.
And we just chose it.
Was there nothing else that we were interested in?
I'm not saying that this didn't deserve it, but I can't quite remember.
This was your pick.
It was, eh?
I had another pick that I kind of preferred, but you nixed it.
Which was that?
I said, well, I got to look.
I didn't nix.
No one nixes anything.
Yeah, that's what we do constantly.
Don't nix it.
Yeah, well, you just don't like the word nicks.
No, I don't.
I don't like the word nicks.
Let me see.
Personally, I like Salaciously Slutty by Darren O'Neill.
I knew it would never make it on the art, but I liked it a lot.
I liked the mask with the guy smoking a cigarette.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
That was Tantanil, too.
Yeah.
And then he had Fauci with 18 masks on his face.
Yeah, that was kind of okay.
But I do have a comment about one of these art pieces, and I've got to go find it.
Which one was it?
There's that one.
Oh, yeah.
Just as a comment, just as a side note, this is for Darren O'Neill.
He had the Amazon one down further from the one you liked.
Yeah.
I liked the Pass Blue Ribbon one, too, by the way.
Then that was by...
I don't know, it was by who?
Mad Shuck.
Mad Shuck 7.
Yeah.
But the Amazon one, the eyeball...
Oh, you know, that's...
It's the left eyeball.
Yes, it's the wrong eyeball.
He's got the wrong swollen eyeball.
He had the right idea.
Bezos has one giant eyeball and a squinty eye.
You know what's fun to do?
Go to Whole Foods.
And at checkout, you know, because of course they'll say, you know, you want Amazon Prime?
I used to just say no.
Now it's automatically connected.
Can't even disconnect it.
Thank you.
But I always say, oh yeah, man, Jeff Bezos.
Now he knows what I'm eating.
And you'll always get a smile out of him.
And then you should say, man, have you ever seen that dude's left eye?
And they love this.
They're like, what?
Right?
His left eye is huge.
And they love this story.
It's a great checkout conversation starter.
Another tip from Adam.
In case you're interested.
Well, thank you very much, Tom the Nail, for bringing us the artwork for episode 1317.
And we titled that one...
What the hell did we title it?
It was Mutants, of course.
Mutants.
And thank you, Dreb Scott, who has showed you a selection during this actual conversation right in your podcast app.
Many of them now support this.
These rotating images, newpodcastapps.com, part of the Podcasting 2.0 initiative.
And we love to receive your three Ts, your time, your talent, and your treasures as part of the loop-closing part of the Value for Value Network.
It's real simple.
Did you get any value from this?
No.
Don't do anything.
It's weird you're listening, but if it's $5 and that's your top value because that's what you can afford, that's top value, send it to us.
Yes.
Well, even if you're hate listening, you should give us something.
I think it is.
You're getting something.
A lot of people, you get something out of hate listening.
Not the guy who we were emailing with.
That guy.
He's just a hater.
Wow, man.
Super hater.
I don't think he even listens to this show.
No, probably not.
Bull crap.
One of these days, we're going to publish all of those hate email threads that John and I get into.
Actually, it would be a good website.
Here's how it usually goes.
I'll reply something, usually with an A and F you for comparing me to Alex Jones, and then John will come on, pile jump, and just bury the person's head into the mat and stomp on it.
You are really, really vicious with the words.
I love it.
Not always.
When you do it, you do it right.
You certainly do.
Well, there are moments.
Yeah.
All right, let's thank our executive producers.
By the way, I only do that once, and then if I hear it back, I just block them.
I know, you just block them.
I know, you block them.
I can't take it.
I know, you block them.
Okay.
Well, we do have a few people to thank for this show, which is show 1318.
And starting with another $1,000 from Reston, Virginia, in the form of Mr.
Adam Eng.
Hmm.
Yes, Adam Angus.
Should be an Instanite.
I like to begin with the de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
It has a birthday coincidentally 33.
That is today.
Can I think of no better way he writes to mark the occasion than becoming an Instanite.
To the best podcast in university, amygdala-shrinking COVID counter-programming this past year alone has been more valuable than my expendable treasure can rightly depict.
After listening since episode 900-something, primarily as a douchebag, aside from a few other quality purchases from the No Agenda shop, my time to square up is long overdue.
I was introduced to the show by my knight-in-training brother, Zach, of Stone Molar Vineyards.
Ha!
Let me use a sample.
Samples?
Hello, samples.
And began my patronage during a bicycle trip down the West Coast in 2018, which I found.
Bicycle?
Bicycle?
Sample?
Thursdays and Sundays to be the most entertaining days in the saddle.
And I have not missed an episode since.
I look forward to the next four years of deconstruction surrounding the corpse and the communist.
That is very interesting.
I can see if you're on long bike rides.
Yeah, I can see where the show is perfect for that.
You just kind of get in the zone.
And three hours later, boom.
Yeah, you're done.
The corpse and the communist...
That's like a show title.
It's referring obviously to Biden and Harris.
And I hope that those that voted for them based on a pandemic response plan and beginning to see that the new administration's plan is identical to the old except for the big dumb Biden sticker plagiarized all over it.
Thanks to both of you for all the work you put in on the twice-weekly sanity check.
To the No Agenda family, remember to steer clear of the jabs, and please continue.
That note cuts off.
Oh, I have...
Continue to keep the show on the air between the Roganite donations.
I'd like to request relationship karma for myself and a Trump's job karma for any producers out there that may need it.
And for the roundtable, please just keep it stocked with PBRs from the French Laundry.
PBRs?
Peanut butter and jelly.
Oh, PBRs.
Peanut butter and Rolaids.
We're clearly, clearly missing something here.
The personal break room, the Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Yes, that's what it is.
I knew we'd figure it out.
Jobs, jobs, jobs.
We wanted a Trump job.
Actually, I should have recognized that instantly.
It's always been the code term for Pabst Blue Rib and PBR. Well, only you would know.
Yeah, because I'm hooked up with the hipsters.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can't do that.
You can't just do that.
You can't do that.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melanson.
There's his intro.
And he's in Tiggerd, Oregon.
It's 666.66.
Says something there.
ITM, gentlemen.
ITM. After months away, I realize it's been too long since I gave you some value.
Truth be told, I have been so consumed by work in the past few months that I barely listened to the show, but I'm getting back into it, and it's as good and as fresh as ever.
Keep up the great service.
And Carmen, all nights and producers.
Pelosi is asshole!
You've got karma.
Well, we need somebody to produce that for us.
Yes!
It's a grand idea.
Someone can do a Chinese accent.
Sounds like a Hong Konger.
Screaming into the mic.
Don't trust Pelosi.
Pelosi is asshole.
Right.
Yeah, but you gotta be better.
That was no good.
John Deshawnick in Alma, Colorado.
$432.10.
He's got the You Might Die request.
Time to write some fake news.
Bob Seger night move spoof.
We're all going to die.
Little girl, yay.
Podfather, please de-douche me.
I don't have the time to provide my talent, so here's some of my hard-earned treasure.
You've been de-douched.
Thanks for the excellent media deconstruction, valuable insight, and the clever humor that you consistently provide.
I started listening after Adam's first Rogan appearance last March.
Just in time to save my amygdala from the M5M propaganda onslaught.
And haven't missed an episode since.
I've come to respect both of your opinions and especially find them valuable when you disagree.
Yes, it's a feature.
Thanks for your valuable service and keep up the excellent work.
Sincerely, John Dushanik from Alma, Colorado.
You might die.
Writing up some fake news.
Trying to get cheap clicks and top page views.
Writing up some fake news.
Oh, it's propaganda time.
We're all gonna die!
Interesting combo.
That's not bad.
It tells a story.
I like it.
Gavin McElroy, McElroy in Croydon Hills, Texas, 400.
First off, to John, apologies of my November donation.
Note struck a dull chord.
My comment regarding a certain podcast was in jest, but was taken somewhat seriously.
I guess my rough, tough construction guy humor doesn't work with Californians.
Sorry, John.
I don't recall this, but okay.
Secondly, we have construction workers out here.
Of course, they're all from Mexico, so their insults would be in Spanish.
Secondly, regarding general world matters, they're warning to all, I have noticed an increase in the use of the term resiliency by the government and the business elites throughout 2020 and into 2021.
Well, now that you mention it, I think we have to...
Yeah, I think we ought to pay attention to that.
Resiliency.
This is just code for how impressed they are at how they can increasingly screw us over with little resistance.
If you hear these words, take the first step and covertly screw them first by any cunning means possible as it's only a matter of time before they try it on you, whatever the trick was.
Thirdly, despite my attempts, I must report further failure to increase the noagenda audience within my workplace.
I suspect I've become the conspiracy theorist among my peers as most of them simply smirk on the odd occasion that I verse findings from the best podcasts in the universe.
It really is shocking how many people lap up the M5M drivel.
Finally, a huge thanks to all those talented producers out there contributing to the show, Health, Jobs, and Business Karma, to all in need.
For my knighthood, I wish to take the title Sir Gavin, Executor of Serious Matters, and if possible, claim to Protectorate of the Sunshine Coast, Hinterland, Queensland, Australia, for jingles, Biden, the whole load, Fauci, Wheeze, and did you see the juice?
And a Comp-Yay.
A Como-Yay.
Como-Yay?
We have a Como-Yay.
Yeah, we got a Como-Yay.
Yeah, we do.
We do.
Okay.
Oh, just on Piers, did you see the note from Sir Sriracha?
Sir Sriracha?
What about Sriracha?
There's a conflict.
We already had a Sir Sriracha.
Well, we did.
Yeah, we...
Well, hold on a second.
You're on the email.
You're copied on this important communication.
You have to remember that the surnameage can be duplicated because there's a Sir David.
There's tons of Sir Davids.
Ah, it's only the protector.
It's only the protector that we have to worry about.
Yes, well then, no wonder you ignored it.
There can be ten Sir Ratchas.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
Then what are they bitching about?
I'm going to give you the whole load today.
Oh, my gosh.
Can you see that juice?
Yeah.
You've got karma.
And staying in Texas, we're now in Houston at $333.33 and James Harris, the contributor.
I have been meaning to send you guys some treasure for a while now.
My smoking hot wife keeps asking me if I have donated yet several times while listening to the show on road trips.
So take my money and keep up the good work.
Thank you to your smoking hot wife.
That's a good one, man.
Let's stay in Texas one more time with Austin coming up at $333.33 and Michael Rulon, I'm guessing.
I'm sitting in the 15-minute post-vaccination observation room listening to the No Agenda show and wondering why they need to observe people if the vaccine is so safe.
Yeah, because usually the adverse effects or death occur within the first 15 minutes.
They want to keep an eye on you.
It's nasty.
It's a lot of forms if you fall down dead at the front.
Yeah, they don't want that.
Last round of F Cancer Karma was a big help, but a booster shot couldn't hurt as well as some general health karma.
Keep up the good work, boys.
You got it.
You've got karma.
I'll let you take this one.
If you start it, I just have to get the 8,000 jingles lined up.
It should only be a maximum of four.
Or three.
Three or four jingles, not eight.
I thought it was three initially.
Three.
Well, if somebody's got a good story to tell, we'll go with four, I think.
Chris Johnson from Port Orange, Florida.
$333.
This donation hails from Florida where the restaurants are full and the beaches are open.
Woohoo!
Yeah.
Please de-douche me as this is my first donation.
Yep.
Hold on a second.
Coming up right now.
You've been de-douched.
I've been faithfully listening since 2018 when my bud, Nate Fincher, hit me in the mouth while coaching youth football with our kids.
Please call him out for being a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Your kid won't be put in the lineup after that.
Overwhelmed with the guilt of freeloading so much value through the years, I felt it was high time to open my treasure chest and give back before I shapeshifted into a complete douche canoe.
This donation was spurred by a series of events over the past few weeks that I felt was worth sharing and likely to bring value to the rest of Gitmo Nation, especially those listeners clinging to their treasure.
Back in episode 1312, a recovering douchebag named David Gomez remunerated the 333.33 donation and shared a note about his medical device company, Infinitus Medical.
John, that's Infinitus, not Infinitus.
L-O-L. Which was developing and commercializing a novel pattern positioning system for robotic surgeries and obese patients.
Kind of a non sequitur.
This caught my ear.
For the past 11 years of my career, I've been in various commercial roles for leading medical device contract manufacturing companies.
And it just so happens that the company I work for today manufactures patent patient positioning amongst many other devices like PPE and wearable diagnostics.
For the sake of brevity, okay.
I'll spare you all of the granular details.
This guy has a measurement issue.
Okay.
And in short, just say that my colleague Catherine Neal, also a douchebag, call her out.
You got it.
Douchebag!
And I set up a Teams call with David and we're now exploring synergies between our two organizations.
Now that's value upon value upon value that could pay dividends for years to come.
Give people you never know who's listening.
And as Trump says, what do you have to lose?
Okay, here's the second half of the note.
Lastly...
Shall I pick it up here?
Yeah, you can.
We've got to split the...
By the way, seven jingle requests.
Lastly, I wanted to share that there's new events surfacing within the Vape War and IQOS that must be explored further.
In brief and partially how I was able to cobble this donation together...
Oh, I know this story.
Healthier Choice Management is a publicly traded company.
It trades at 0.00019.
So that's, what is that?
It's called a penny stock.
It's not even a penny, though.
Well, most pennies, the best penny stocks aren't a penny.
They're less than a penny.
It's not even a quarter of a penny.
There's no such thing as a sub-penny stock, at least in the jargon.
But that's what it is.
They have yet to hit it.
I've seen this.
They have yet to hit a penny.
Well, it is interesting because they have the lawsuit against Philip Morris for violating their patents.
I've looked at this.
And you should have time to do the segment.
I think they might have a case.
And certainly, the stock that has been at 0.0001 for four years, it had quite an increase and a lot of people really excited.
Reverse merger, baby!
In closing, thank you both for all...
What do you mean a reverse merger?
Those are the companies you buy up and then you're all of a sudden a public company.
Well, I have a disclosure.
It's called a reverse merger.
I have a disclosure to make.
You've been buying them up?
No.
We're going to make a traded company?
No.
Three and a half years ago, when I was day trading, you know, one half of the loser moniker, podcaster, day trader.
Of course, once I found a great woman, you know, that ended.
So I was day trading, and there was, and I couldn't remember why, there was something, and it turns out there was some vape company at the time we were talking about on the show, and I bought two million shares of this company.
For $200.
And it has been sitting in my account as the only stock, because I stopped day trading, for three years.
And all of a sudden, it's now popped up.
It's worth like $3,600.
I'm like, I am not.
I'm Wall Street bets this, baby.
I'm hanging in until it reaches a penny.
We'll see what happens.
But it was very strange to see this.
If you want to sit on a stock like that, as long as it stays in business, That can happen.
You can make a, you know, what, $200 to $3,600 is like a lot.
That's huge.
Now I'm just like, because I think February 26th is when this lawsuit comes up.
A 20-bagger, a 30-bagger, something like that is a lot.
A 20?
I'm sorry, what do you mean a 20 or 30 bagger?
That's how many multiples that you've made.
Oh yeah, it's a super bagger.
But I mean, I'll write it back down to one if I have to.
I want the penny.
Okay, you're in the business.
Let's get back to this note.
In closing, thank you.
It had to do with his note.
Thank you both for all that you do and the enormous value you bring to the world.
A special shout-out to the slapdicks who are literally douchebags of the highest order.
And would you please close by playing the following jingles?
So, Chris, thank you, man.
Really appreciate it.
Thank you for your courage.
A little, little much.
And let's say this, Chris.
Next time you donate, which we hope is soon, put NJNK and we'll be happy with it.
Here's the only problem.
Well, it's not a problem.
I do not have any reference of the no sweat off my balls, so we're not playing that.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
Wow.
I am really high.
Hot pockets.
That's true.
Dude, America kicked Hillary's ass in the Democrats.
Not the damn Russians.
Can you give me some credit here?
We're the big swingin' Johnson, bro!
Not the Russians!
Get that through your head!
There you go.
Worst clip string ever.
Sir Dirt Farmer in Genesco, Illinois, 31833.
By the way, we get a note.
I'll just say something like that, you know.
You're being mean.
Yeah.
Not from him.
He won't send it.
It'll be somebody else who never donates.
ITM, and thank you for your courage.
Jiggle requests.
Chemtrails.
Foamer.
China is as whole.
Spelling for you, John.
And some goat karma, please.
Between COVID and the wokeness, there is a lot going on.
Your M5M deconstruction helps with the amygdala swelling.
In early fall, you provided some jobs karma for me, and it works!
Ooh!
I would be interested to hear your take on some of the ammo shortages.
That's an old story.
And inflated pricing going on.
We talked about that a long time ago.
But what's there even to have a take?
Yeah, what's the take?
It's like the U.S. government usually goes in, buys up a whole crap, it skyrockets the prices.
And it makes a shortage on the market for a while.
It happens all the time.
And you get douchebags saying, we're going to tax bullets.
We're going to actually tax them bullets.
And then people start buying up ammo.
It happened in 2008, I remember it.
The IRS was getting billions of rounds.
It happens.
Ken Traylor.
Ken Traylor.
Oh, my God!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
Chinese asshole!
You've got karma.
Oh, sorry.
It was a jobs karma.
Let me correct.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
There you have four left, and they're all associate executive producers, starting with Erica Riddiker in Great Falls, Montana.
Big Sky Country.
This donation is on behalf of my husband, Scott, for our anniversary.
Since you were married in 1403, we both love your show.
Thank you for your courage and for the bi-weekly dose of sanity.
Requesting a de-douching and a goat karma, please.
You've got de-douched.
What?
That's a note.
Oh, that's a note.
You've got...
Hold on.
Do not interrupt the goat.
I wonder if she gets...
We'll put them both on the credit list.
Yeah, let's do that.
You kind of misread that.
It was kind of funny.
Since we were married on 21403, we both love your show.
That's not exactly...
I'll take it.
It's not exactly what they meant.
Captain Luke, Knight of the Barbary Coast in San Francisco, 213.18.
There's still a Barbary Coast there.
Most important thing is an F cancer for my good friend Stephanie.
Just diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
Not good.
Second thing is now every time a work teams meeting ends with someone who will say, stay safe.
And I practically have to clamp my hands over my mouth to keep from yelling, go fuck yourself.
Thanks, John.
Finally, if time allows, I'd like to hear Biden the whole load followed by fear is...
Freedom.
Right.
Fear is the whole load.
Fear is freedom followed by that's bullcrap.
Okay.
Does he need any karmas as well?
Uh, yes.
F-cancer karma.
Got it.
I'm gonna give you the whole love of the day.
Fear is freedom!
Subjugation is liberation!
Contradiction is truth!
Those are the facts of this world!
And you will all surrender to them!
You pigs in human clothing!
I call bullcrap.
Get out of here!
You've got karma.
I'm surprised that I call bullcrap isn't used more.
Richard Spasto in Burbank, California, 201-07.
He writes, I checked my accounting.
I was closer to knighthood than I thought, so I decided to push over for the first finish line to the finish line.
While most producers may find that weekly no agenda infusions lead to shrunken amygdalas like the vaccine, which might help some people, but kills others.
Your unique news deconstruction reveals underlying truths that make me angrier.
Yeah.
By the way, this is not he's not the only guy.
No, a lot of people have said this.
Yeah, we have a lot of people that, oh, that's cool, that's funny.
And then there's some people that, oh, they're sons of bitches, those guys.
Not cussing at us, cussing at the people that we're revealing to be sons of bitches.
I have a theory about this.
My theory is these people are on social media too much.
Because you hear lots of different opinions.
We don't have the absolute truth, but we clearly can deconstruct a lot of the bull crap.
Then, if you're armed with that, you go on social media.
It's being insulted with this new information you have.
Stay away from it.
It's useless.
The Mastodon, our Mastodon server.
There you go.
No Agenda...
You know, just any Mastodon server, you can follow us from any other Mastodon server.
Adam at NoAgendaSocial.com and you're...
The Real Dvorak or Real Dvorak?
Or John C. Dvorak?
John C. Dvorak.
John C. Dvorak at NoAgendaSocial.com.
You can follow us from anywhere.
I've not known a lot of people...
I've noticed a lot of people not following me.
It's just the No Agenda Social...
DC girl's a good example.
She doesn't follow you?
No.
Okay.
I'm going to make auto...
No, don't say anything.
Let her suffer.
No, I was going to say something else.
I was going to say every new sign-up will have to automatically follow you.
Would you like that?
They should.
They should.
I can set that.
I can set that.
So you automatically...
They already follow me.
No, I want people to voluntarily follow me.
I do appreciate the idea, though.
It's a great idea.
I'll continue this note.
Anyways, it makes him angry with what is going on in our country and the world.
At least I am no longer a passive slave.
Despite my efforts, I have yet to hit anyone in the mouth.
Most of my acquaintances are too far gone.
I have...
But that's what would probably get on his nerves.
You've got everyone surrounded by maniacs.
I have a note about this, too.
Okay, we'll read that after.
For later.
I have my diffusion influenced by...
I'm sorry, I have by diffusion influenced my millennial daughter in some rethinking.
On the other hand, my wife, the outstanding mother of our now-grown children, after one of our rare political discussions, invited me perhaps facetiously not to return to the States for my current assignment in Japan.
Well, just stay there then.
Just stay there.
Anyway, thank you for the outstanding pod.
Please knight me to Sir Richard of Burbank, north of the 5, referring to Highway 5 on the West Coast.
No jingles, no karma, but please add natto on rice to the round table.
I got it.
Is it natto or natto?
Natto?
I pronounce it natto.
My kids pronounce it natto.
They eat it.
What is it?
Okay.
It's a rotten, I believe it's rotten soybeans that are dried and made to rot and they get sticky and gooey and they form a mold that's got, if you pull on the thing, you put it on the rice and you pull on it and it performs a string of slime mold.
Oh my gosh!
And then you eat that, it's delicious.
Can you see that juice?
It's delicious.
Apparently, I don't eat it.
And I said apparently.
I'm sorry I did that.
But it seems as if, especially according to JC, Buzzkill Jr., it gives you long life.
You can live way over 100 years old if you eat natto all the time.
Because the Japanese have proven this.
I would just like, in any restaurant anywhere...
The waiter, the server, to actually explain my Natto in that same way.
Let me tell you, sir.
It's really...
Since we're on the topic of Natto...
The thing is, and I don't know this because I've not jumped into the Natto Club, but there are a number of brands of Natto.
If you have Japanese stores around, you'll find there's like 10 popular brands that are sold in the United States.
And they're all wildly different, and there's one or two that are dynamite.
Oh, they taste so good.
That's all I have to say.
All right.
No, thank you.
I had no idea.
Well, we've got the rot starting, so it'll be ready in about an hour at the round table.
It'll stink.
The rotting has started.
Very happy.
It stinks.
Last on our list.
Last one.
Last one is Vanessa.
Vanessa Campbell and Perham Minnesota Nuts.
$200.
Please credit this donation.
We have to make a change.
Yeah, done.
To Mark Campbell for his birthday on the 5th.
This amazing husband and father to our kids needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
She put de-deutshing as though he's German or something.
Maybe she meant de-deutshing.
I don't know.
Yeah, we gotta de-deutsch this guy.
Achtung!
Love you, babe.
Here's to many more years listening to the show together.
Aw, that's so sweet.
She's on the list, Vanessa.
Thank you very much.
I actually have...
I went to the P.O. Box.
Just want to mention a couple things since I don't go that often.
Thank you, Maxine Waters Gravel, for my fisting nuts.
I'm sure he's breaking all kinds of code on sending food through the mail.
I don't know if you can do that legally.
But the nuts were good.
Love that guy's nuts.
Belated Christmas cards.
Sir Eric is naked.
And I'm sorry, John, there was a $100 bill sitting in the P.O. box for a month and a half.
Which should go into the donations.
I will send that to you.
Thank you, the Halbritters.
Oh, that is Sir Eric.
Sir Timothy of No Fixed Title.
Also, his Christmas card is his whole journey to Lavender Blossoms to visit with Cal.
Wow!
It's a whole pictorial.
Yeah, it's really cool.
It's nice.
Then thanks to Jason for sending me the Don't California My Texas stickers.
A lot of nice ones.
I got like five or six.
So I'll be sticking those everywhere.
And I do not know who this was from.
It was shipped directly, I guess.
Someone sent me A hoodie of my alma mater, Salem College.
The Salem College Tigers, which was the football team of the school I went to for three months.
Huh.
I didn't know they were still in business.
It's a great hoodie.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you all.
Nice.
Yeah, it's good.
Actually, Tina went to the post office, so it was super nice.
I got all the goodies, none of the work.
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Shut up, ladies.
Shut up, sleep!
Should we do a little intermezzo?
Just a quickie?
Just something to laugh at?
Just to get us back into the groove of the crazy world that we live in?
Hit it!
The CIA is recruiting, and they've got videos!
They've got ads!
It only takes one new piece of foreign intelligence, and everything can change in an instant.
Hey, I think I found something.
Most people will never see your work.
Only three people in the world have access to the information we need.
Notify the field.
Your greatest strength will be the people around you.
You're going to be able to see the whole thing?
Yep, going to be on the roof right here.
Best seat in the house.
And your greatest reward is knowing your efforts will help keep every American safe.
Your achievements, while unknown to the public, are critical to our national security.
This translation is technically accurate, but in this context, it really means this.
The nation is counting on you to discover the truth.
I'll call the White House.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the CIA. You can play a role in protecting our nation.
Start a career at the CIA and do more for your country than you ever dreamed possible.
The whole thing is in the style of CSI? Sure.
Well, first thing I notice is that this is like a bad ad.
Are they trying to make it look as though the CIA people are all dicks?
And I'll give you the example of why this is the message they're conveying.
To have some snide prick say, oh, this translation is epically accurate.
But it's wrong in context.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did he say epically?
He said epically.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Let's listen again.
Hold on, let me get it here.
Help keep every American safe.
Your achievements are critical to our national security.
This translation is technically accurate.
Technically, not epically.
Technically.
Okay, still.
But you caught it.
But you caught it.
That's exactly...
Technically accurate, but wrong.
What kind of cynicism?
What did you just say?
If it's technically accurate, it means it's accurate.
It doesn't mean it's...
How is it wrong if it's technically accurate?
Well, it's technically accurate if you're using a dictionary.
I mean, it's just a snide comment.
Instead of saying, wow, I can understand where you came about with this translation, but let's go over it, because here's what it really means.
You've got it wrong, is what he should have said, to be honest about it.
Not to be sarcastic.
So I want to work with an agency that's a bunch of sarcastic pricks?
Well, first of all, he was being sarcastic towards a female co-worker, so that was cool.
Is that right?
Yeah, that's cool.
And the second thing, this is for, you know, this is going out to people who are probably graduating college level.
This is what they really want.
You're not going to be doing any cool spying on the roof or any of that.
No.
You're going to be sitting there translating Mandarin to English.
Yeah, at a desk.
They want translators.
They want people who speak multiple languages.
I know this because I've been told, hey, does your daughter speak any...
Hey, how about your stepdaughter?
Does they speak any Mandarin?
No.
We can get him a job.
Like, no.
No one, no.
But yeah.
Just go to Chinatown, San Francisco.
They can find plenty of people.
I don't get it.
Well, let's see how well they do.
You can't trust those Chinese.
We do have a nation of little finks and rats now.
And we're ready to rat out anybody.
So maybe it's perfect for them.
Maybe it's perfect.
I found it annoying.
They should have hired us.
Oh, how many times did we have to say that for it never to happen?
Jen Psaki?
It's starting to melt down a little bit.
She's thin-skinned.
She's getting slammed.
She's getting slammed.
But also, I think that what is happening is the idea that everybody in the world knows Trump is a Whether the president has made a decision
on keeping or keeping the scope of Space Force.
Wow, Space Force.
It's the plane of today.
It is an interesting question.
I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.
Am I sure who that is?
I will find out and see if we have any update on that.
So this, oh, Space Force.
Oh, it's the plane of today, whatever that means.
Yeah, I heard this too, and I got the distinct impression she didn't know what the guy was talking about.
She has no idea what he's talking about.
All she knows is Trump would say Space Force, and that was to be mocked.
And her knee-jerk reaction representing the White House and the president was, oh, Space Force.
So then everybody started getting on her case, and there were politicians saying, you've got to apologize, and she tweeted something out.
But the next day, she doubled down.
Jennings.
The top Republican on the House Armed Services Committee is asking you to apologize for some of the comments that you made yesterday in the briefing room about the Space Force.
Will you apologize?
I did send a tweet last night.
You may not all be on Twitter.
Maybe they're not on Twitter.
That said, we invite the members of Space Force here to provide an update to all of you on all of the important work they're doing, and we certainly look forward to seeing continued updates from their team.
But big picture here, I mean, does the Space Force have the full support of the Biden administration, or is the President at some point perhaps going to try to get rid of it or in some way diminish it?
They absolutely have the full support of the Biden administration, and we are not revisiting the decision to establish the Space Force.
The desire for the Department of Defense to focus greater attention and resources on the growing security challenges in space is Has long been a bipartisan issue, informed by numerous independent commissions and studies conducted across multiple administrations.
And thousands of men and women proudly serve in the Space Force.
As you know, it was established by Congress, and any other steps would actually have to be taken by Congress, not by the administration.
One more space question.
NASA's Artemis program, which was the Trump...
All right, we're going to have to hear that.
So she's just being a douche.
She's a douche.
I got an ISO out of it.
Wow, Space Force.
Let me play my ISOs.
I have a number of ISOs today, actually, that I would like to try on you.
I have two.
Okay.
I have Successful.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, Successful.
Good start.
That's also Jemsaki.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I have Love U. Uh, ooh.
Love you, bye!
Okay, pretty good.
Pretty good.
I think that's all I've got.
That's the two you have?
I have, uh, well, I got this.
We've got to keep our eye out on the mutants.
We got the mutants.
We have, we have...
By the way, that's as far as that, that's my vote right there.
Okay.
Wow, Space Force.
Well, there was also a mutants.
Another one that I thought was just dynamite for everything.
Do the work.
Do the work.
No?
You don't like it?
You like the mutants?
Wait.
We have two mutants.
You have two mutants.
Tell me which one you like.
You got this one?
We have to be concerned about the mutants.
And we have this one.
We've got to keep our eye out on the mutants.
They're both good.
I think the second one's better.
Keep our eye out on the mutants?
Okay.
Alright.
We'll do that.
It's lined up.
Also because it's something non-sequitur, which brings me to a series of clips I want to play.
Of screwy, of democracy now, Amy, just making no sense whatsoever.
Wait a minute.
This is not news that she makes no sense whatsoever, but this could be the swan song.
Are you going to finally stick your blade through this show's heart and finish it off?
There's actual stories here, and one of them is a very minor story.
The only one that I have that isn't quite a screw-up, and I'll start with the weakest one, which is the Warren Wealth Tax story.
Senator Elizabeth Warren, who's joining the Senate Finance Committee, said her first order of business would be to introduce legislation implementing a wealth tax on fortunes over $50 million.
The tax would likely affect 75,000 of the richest household.
It's time to make the ultra-rich pay their fair share, Senator Warren said.
I thought, I don't know where that number comes from.
I've tried to calculate this and it's well over 100,000 people.
Okay.
I don't know.
But the wealth tax thing's in play, and I think that's great.
Here's another one that's not quite as good, but this is interesting.
This is the Amazon stealing the tips from its poor drivers.
This is stole tip.
In related news, Amazon will pay delivery drivers a settlement of $61.7 million after a Federal Trade Commission probe found it stole tips from its Amazon Flex drivers over two and a half years.
Amazon used the tips earned by Flex drivers, hourly workers who do not receive any benefits and make deliveries in their own vehicles, to pay their wages.
Okay, just so you know, this practice has been used universally, and I know that this is used with Instacart, which I no longer use because it's owned by HEB, and ever since they de-platformed MyPillow, I'm just pissed about that.
It's not what entrepreneurs do.
Um...
And they were doing the exact same thing.
And in fact, when I was still living downtown, I got a note.
I'm sure they've forbidden that.
But the delivery person would add a note in the bag that said, just so you know, that what you put down as a tip gets totally taken away by Instacart to pay for our wages.
And so they were at the time saying, gee, if you want to tip me, you could give me some paper fiat money.
That would be nice.
This is just the disdain of these platforms.
Well, that's kind of what she said, but it was very confusing.
She says to pay the wages, the tips were used to pay the wages, when that's not what tips are for.
Correct.
And if you look at the app, I have no idea about the Amazon guys, but the app for Instacart, when I was using it, has a little disclaimer that says, you know, this helps toward paying for your delivery.
But it says tip, right?
And so it's just a lie.
Well, that's not what a tip is.
No, of course not.
It's horrible.
These people are a-holes.
So you're stealing...
It's like restaurants who steal the tips from the poor waitress.
Yeah.
And that's Amazon doing it as institutionalizing it?
Yeah, that guy's got that big eye.
His eye's on your tips.
His big eye is focused on your tips.
So a friend of mine who's a producer in Hollywood doing...
E-News.
She says to me, she thinks this might be some big scandal.
That's the reason Bezos stepped down so abruptly.
Oh, really?
I thought he was just smart.
Get out before the building back better starts.
Go down to New Zealand and hide in my mountain.
Okay, now let's go to some of the things that are kind of non-sequiturs.
They don't make any sense or they leave something out.
In fact, I'm going to play this one for starters.
There's no child porn.
Remember the FBI bust?
Everything on all the mainstream media is child porn, child porn.
There's no child porn mentioned in this story.
It's the same story.
In South Florida, two FBI agents were fatally shot and three others wounded Tuesday morning in one of the deadliest shootings in the agency's history.
The officers were shot while executing a search warrant in a child abuse case.
The subject of the investigation was found dead and apparently barricaded himself inside an apartment complex.
There's another weird angle to this, yeah.
I... I just found it to be unusual that she would take that part of the story out.
Here's another screwball.
Wait, wait, wait.
Here's a possible reason.
I have not been able to verify, but one of the two killed agents, Daniel Alfin, from what I understand, I haven't had time to confirm it.
It may not be confirmed at all.
This was the same FBI agent who was handling Hunter Biden's laptop.
Which had all kinds of questionable sex acts recorded on it.
Anyone who's looked at that laptop.
So if true that the same guy who was looking at Hunter Biden's laptop was also killed in this child pornography arrest warrant, that would be...
It would be a connection.
Yes, and maybe that's why it wasn't mentioned that way.
Why maybe they didn't bring up the child porn.
Everybody else did.
Why didn't she...
She's a CCP member.
She's a communist.
Cutter apparently is behind this show.
Cutter.
Seriously.
Okay, here's another one that's a prostitution story.
And this again, it makes no sense.
It just makes no sense.
And here in New York, an anti-sex worker law, commonly known as the walking while trans ban, has been repealed, marking a major victory for sex workers and transgender advocates who've been pressuring state officials for years.
The law, which prohibited loitering for the purpose of sex work, led to the disproportionate criminalization, police harassment, and arrests of black and brown trans people.
Oh, this is a great story, which she completely does in a stupid way.
The story is interesting.
And...
Yes?
Go ahead.
This was a carve-out, I'm just going to say it the way I read it, a carve-out that they want in the law for transsexual prostitution.
And the way they've done that is take a, and again, steal from our...
Black communities, black and brown communities, it's in that zip code over there, the term driving while black has now been co-opted into walking while trans.
So, instead of you are soliciting for prostitution, uh-uh, I'm walking while trans.
The whole thing is so low.
To, A, take driving while black and transform it into your own personal thing, and then to have a carve-out while trans people, they can loiter and walk because they're a special class, so they can be out soliciting as a prostitute.
Yes.
Yes.
It's nuts.
But the white girl can't.
No.
No.
Well, it's not even a color thing, I don't think.
Well, I'm just...
Okay, the black girl can't either.
In other words, the women can't.
The women can't.
The trans can, because they can walk around while trans.
It's really bonkers.
It is bonkers.
Okay, well, that was, again, not explained very well by Amy.
No, very poorly explained by Amy.
Here, let's just do a straight whipsaw.
By Amy.
This is the, I guess the woman's sub, she's the Undersecretary of Defense.
She's been given, she got some grief from Elizabeth Warren and the story is here.
This is Hick D.O.D. Whipsaw.
Meanwhile, the Senate Armed Services Committee held confirmation hearings for Kathleen Hicks Tuesday, Biden's pick for Deputy Defense Secretary.
Senator Elizabeth Warren questioned Hicks on the $740 billion defense budget, which Warren called unconscionable.
We continue to over-invest in defense while under-investing in public health and so much more.
That would keep us safe and that would save lives.
So let me ask the question this way.
Dr.
Hicks, do you believe that we can find ways to lower the top-line budget number and then spend that money Kathleen Hicks responded, cutting the military budget would necessitate, quote, making decisions that may incur risk themselves.
When are you going to stop watching this show?
It is proven.
I've got to give you my finish here.
Yeah, it was proven to be worthless.
What?
She says, Amy claims that Elizabeth Warren said, specifically said.
Yeah.
It was unconscionable.
It's not in there.
No.
So she lied.
I got a couple more.
Oh, good.
Here's another one.
This is a dead man report that makes no sense.
This is the nail in the coffin.
After this, you can't bring Amy to the party anymore because she's losing.
In Missouri, a 39-year-old black father died in the parking lot of a hospital after repeatedly being denied treatment.
David Bell was turned away twice from the Barnes Jewish Hospital days before his death despite reporting severe chest pain.
On January 12th, he was denied proper treatment for a third time and died minutes later as his wife pushed him back to their car in a wheelchair.
David Bell was a father of three and worked as board director at the local fire and rescue center.
The guy's denied twice and then he dies sometime later.
Then he goes a third time.
But why does she just say he went three times?
And then he died.
Did he die in the wheelchair?
She was pushing him back.
I mean, this is just a story that makes no sense.
It's got no background.
It's got no information.
Yeah, I feel bad about the guy dying, but the way she tells the story, it's just like it's meaningless.
Okay, one more.
Okay.
Two more.
Oh!
Woo!
Wake the neighbors!
This one here's a four...
Okay, this is just a four-second little interregnum.
This is four seconds.
This is Amy Says What?
Whose body lay in honor at the capital Ropunda on Tuesday evening.
Did she say Ropunda?
Yeah.
I listened to her very carefully.
She says Ropunda.
Let's hear it again.
Whose body lay in honor at the capital Ropunda on Tuesday evening.
She clearly says Ropunda.
Well, maybe there's a word that we're not aware of.
Hold on a second.
Ropunda.
I mean, I'm not, I don't know everything in the Ropunda, Ropunda, let down your hair.
No, there's no such thing as a Ropunda.
Well, she thinks there is.
And then finally...
Oh, finally!
At 34...
This is all good.
At least we get stories out.
Do you have your opinions?
Of course.
This is the only way to approach these news pickups.
This one again.
I cannot fathom this story.
This is the Kosovo News 34 second clip about Kosovo.
In other news from the region, Serbia and Turkey have condemned Monday's establishment of diplomatic relations between Israel and Kosovo.
Serbia objects to Israel's recognition of Kosovo's statehood as part of the deal, while Turkey says Kosovo's plan to open an embassy in Jerusalem is a violation of international law.
Kosovo is to be the third country after the U.S. and Guatemala and the first Muslim-majority one to open an embassy in Jerusalem.
Kosovo will also recognize Hezbollah as a terrorist group as part of the agreement.
The normalization deal was announced by former President Trump last September.
What happened?
I'm not sure.
That's the problem.
Kosovo is opening an embassy in Jerusalem.
Yeah, and all hell is broken loose, and there's no reason for it, and she can't explain it.
Is it because the...
Now, we had Kosovo-Herzegovina in the breakup of Yugoslavia.
Maybe it's a Muslim thing?
No.
And, of course, it was part of Trump's peace plan, so whatever that is, it's no good.
We've got to make it look stupid.
Yes.
So that may be it, just a stretch to make it look stupid.
Well...
I'm finding her reporting to be...
Maybe they got a...
I think they lost a writer or somebody who could put, you know, like an editor-in-chief.
John, everybody who helps produce this show, we all kind of have come to this conclusion that you're coming to today.
They've kind of lost a lot over their democracy now.
I think this is the nail in the coffin for this show.
It's the quarantine report.
Is that what she calls it?
The quarantine report?
Yeah.
Oh, brother.
Hey, let's listen to some douchebags.
I got two douchebags.
The first one is John Kerry, who is being hit now.
For something that happened in 2019, I'm not sure, other than that he's a douchebag and now he is the big climate czar.
And so they've dragged up this story of him flying to...
I can't remember...
Flying to Iceland.
Oh, Iceland, right, to receive his climate change award.
And they call him on it, and he had the typical elitist response, which is funny.
It's just, it's not new.
Meanwhile, President Biden has vowed to cut down on carbon emissions.
He may want to start with his own climate czar, John Kerry.
Why?
Well, new data shows that Kerry's private jet has raked in frequent flyer miles in recent years, including a 2019 trip to Iceland.
And here's the funny part.
He went to Iceland to accept an award for climate leadership.
When asked about the hypocrisy at the time, back in 2019, here's how Mr.
Kerry responded.
It's the only choice for somebody like me, the time it takes me to get somewhere.
I can't sail across the ocean.
I have to fly to meet with people and get things done.
But what I'm doing, almost full time, is working to win the battle of climate change.
I'm not going to be put on the defensive.
Yeah.
To Spain!
Sorry, we all know you're a douchebag.
People like me.
Important people like me.
I need my plan on important people like me.
Important people.
And can we please stop with czar?
What are you, Russians?
Obama brought that into play.
I know, I know.
I know.
Russian collusion.
I don't think Trump had one czar.
No, and you certainly didn't call him a czar.
That's the problem, is that just coming up with all this stuff...
Coming up with new names and then keeping the Russian stuff.
I thought we were against Russia.
Uh, Scandinavia has its own scandal.
This is a good one.
The rebel brought us this.
I pulled one minute from it, just with the pertinent stuff.
The Toronto mayor, John Tory, he, uh, was busted flying to, uh, Florida.
He has, uh, he's, he's a rich guy.
Uh, he has a couple of homes, I think North Palm Beach, and he was partying it up with, uh, with his family, which, uh, Yeah, to each his own.
You know, the guy has a right to go around and visit his different houses and party it up.
But if this is your message you're giving to your people of Toronto, you kind of look like a dick.
Hi, Mayor John Tory here.
Stay home.
Save lives.
Stay home.
Save lives.
And you know, if we all do that together, we'll really have something to celebrate when springtime comes.
This is a life-saving message.
We simply must take heart.
All of us take to heart.
All of us.
All the time.
please stay home.
I've expressed an opinion on this, and my opinion has been very clear, that people who choose deliberately, because you don't do it by accident after all this time and after these very clear rules, people who choose to flout the law, in my book, should have the book thrown at them and should have every consequence that we can possibly muster Actually, with repeat offenders, the time for education and second chances is over.
I think that that message should be loud and clear to those people that it is not going to be a countenance, it's not going to be put up with, and they shouldn't be doing it.
Sometimes the way you have to have a message reach people is by a severe consequence for their actions.
They're showing disrespect for the law, but they're also showing disrespect for all the other people who live in the city of Toronto and for their health and well-being.
It is a disgrace, quite frankly, that people would do that.
You can see why people are hammering this guy and going out and leaving his home, like all the other elites, like Gavin Newsom, like Steve Adler, mayor of Austin, the mayor of San Francisco.
What's her cool name again?
London Breed.
London Breed.
That's a great, that's a great name.
It's true.
Yeah, they're a bunch of hypocrites.
Mm-hmm.
I've been looking at this series of clips that you have, and I'm very curious who Sophia with an F is.
Sophia with an F? Yeah.
We did a whole show on her.
Well, tell me again.
I don't remember.
She's one of the two women that did this Call Me Daddy podcast that was done by Barstool Sports that was doing $10 million a year.
They had a huge split, these two women, and they went their separate ways.
And I am the one who said on this show that I think Sophia with an F... As hard as she is, this vocal fry and everything wrong with her presentation in our world, she's a genius.
Okay!
And she does interviews, and she's done a couple, and this is an interview, I took some clips from, I couldn't, this is an hour-long interview, I only have like eight minutes of clips, but...
And I had to be really careful because she's very lewd and she goes simpatico with everyone she talks to.
And this is an interview with this woman, Paige Lorenz, who was the blonde woman who was a really pretty blonde woman that went with Armie Hammer, the actor who turns out to be a genuine cannibal who wanted to eat her ribs.
Ha!
I know nothing of this story.
Oh, this was a major story.
A bunch of people came out against him because he's an S&M guy that's a real sick guy and he's the son of Armand Hammer, the grandson, I think.
The baking soda guy.
Yeah.
Armand Hammer was the head of Occidental Petroleum, a very famous oil company, and a rich, rich family.
And he's sick.
Nice.
And so this woman has been interviewed on different mainstream media shows, and she's the one that talks about the rib-eating.
Can I just ask a question for context, since I missed the story?
How did this surface that he wanted to eat her?
Well, what happened was some woman came out and came out against Hammer for being a woman hater.
Yeah.
And another one, and this girl came out with the getting her ribs eaten story, and it became a big scandal.
And Hammer, you know, his wife divorced him.
He's got two kids.
The whole thing was a disaster.
I'm surprised there's a story he didn't follow.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure Tina knows about it.
No, she would have mentioned it to me.
She would have mentioned a story like this.
I don't know.
I just missed it.
Well, listen to these clips, and you're going to have to get used.
You've heard Sophia's voice before.
I use her.
So this, I just want to have, here's the intro.
Sophia, intro.
This is the four-second intro.
You need to know.
All of these conversations we're going to have, we are not kink-shaming at all.
Not kink-shaming?
No kink-shaming here.
I can feel where this is going.
They do two or three minutes of discussing kink-shaming.
Oh, no.
And neither one of them, they both agree there's no kink-shaming here.
Just listen to the clips, okay?
Here we go.
And by the way, this is like from a big interview.
It's very hard to clip.
I tried to clip out.
There's some stuff that is so, and it's linked in the show notes, there's some stuff that is too lewd by an extreme for this show.
Wow.
That must really be out there.
It's out there.
It's out there.
And people, I'd advise not let the kids listen.
I don't even know if the kids should listen to this part.
But definitely don't let...
Well, if you have a daughter, it would probably be...
They claim this is educational for the women out there, but let's start with number two.
I guess let's dive into the sex.
Can you explain your first sexual experience?
Was it kinky right off the bat?
Yeah.
We were at my Airbnb.
We had two friends over.
My friend was in from out of town and then one other girl that I knew in LA. We were just hanging out.
I thought he was super funny, super charming.
We were drinking.
We were Um, and he started, like, grabbing my feet.
And that's, like, I'm not, like, a feet person.
Like, that's not, like, a thing for me.
Right.
It was kind of hot.
I was, like, okay.
Like, he was touching my feet, like, really sexually.
And I was, like, okay.
Interesting.
Like, I kind of knew we were going to hook up, but, like, first thing.
And then he basically, like, after a few hours, pulled me into the back room and, like, pushed me on the bed and was, like, before we had sex, before we had made out, said, you can either call me sir or daddy.
Right away!
Yeah, and I actually asked him, like, after, I was like, how do you know that I was going to be cool with that, or, like, down?
He was like, I could just sniff it out.
And I was like, uh-oh.
You're like, is it that obvious?
Like, tell me.
Yeah, this is the kind of behavior that always takes place just before society collapses.
I'll tell you.
I think if you go look at Rome and Caligula and all of this stuff, this is the signaling of the end when the young children are thinking about this stuff.
Well, this is actually the beginning of the end for these clips.
I'm going to say something else about Sophia with an F. She's the next Barbara Walters.
And I'm going to say this.
She does an interview after this one in the next episode on her podcast with Miriam Bialik, the Blossom girl that was on...
Yeah, Blossom.
Yeah, her.
She must be worth millions because she's done all these long-term comedy sitcoms.
The interview with her is unbelievable.
I mean, she brings out stuff that you would never hear ever.
But let's go on with ever.
Let's go on with part three.
It's contagious.
You said something that really stood out to me.
And you said, I have never been complimented in the way that Armie Hammer would compliment me.
And it was almost creepy where I couldn't tell if he was acting or not.
Yeah.
So, when we were all hanging out, even before we had slept together, the way that he spoke and acted was like it was a movie.
Like, very regal.
Like, very, like, always just, like, he knew what to say.
Like, it was planned.
Right.
And the things he was saying were, like...
You are art.
Like, you are, like, you can do whatever you want in the world.
I've never seen a woman's body built like this.
Like, just things that made me feel, after coming out of a relationship where I was extremely insecure, like, literally thought I was, like, the biggest ugly piece of shit.
Yep.
Literally made me feel like...
And it wasn't just, like, oh, you're hot, baby.
Like...
No.
It was, like...
The way that he worded these things to me made me feel like I was on top of the fucking world.
So, like, he built me up so high.
Right.
That was, like, part of why, like, I allowed him and I wanted to please him, like, to the max.
Like, I was saying yesterday, like, I literally would have allowed him to, like, shave my head in that moment.
I'm not kidding.
No, I'm laughing because I get it.
I know it's funny, but...
No, totally, but it's, like, terrifying because...
That's when consent gets complicated because I was so entranced by him.
I was so into him and I wanted to feel wanted.
I wanted to feel like this girl that he had put me up to be.
I wanted to be a cool girl.
Okay, hold on a second.
One.
Is it possible that this whole thing is just bullcrap?
I mean, this to me sounds a bit like the Caliphate podcast where they had a phony baloney terrorist that won awards and now everyone's not talking about it being fake.
Is this real?
I have doubts.
And why are we playing this?
It's real?
I have no doubts about it.
If you heard the whole thing, you'd have a hard time making that comment.
Well, you cut the best parts out, apparently, so I don't know.
I don't know what you're not bringing it to.
Well, I'm not going to put the best parts.
I can't even say they're the best parts.
I think what I've clipped is the best parts.
It reveals, because it was real what happened, this girl's famous for discussing it.
We'll get to the ribs part.
Can I just say, Milli Vanilli also won the Grammy.
I'm just saying.
Okay, I think it's a claim that you can make.
You can also, I would recommend you listening to the Miriam Bialik interview then to see how phony this girl is.
I'm just trying to understand the significance.
See, I don't believe these women are that smart.
All I'm asking for is the significance to...
Where is it going?
I mean, I'm interested in hearing about the crazy sex stuff, but...
Well, I can stop playing these clips.
No, I'm curious what your point is, that's all.
Just what is the point?
The point is that I think you've almost made the point.
The end is near.
Okay, I'm sorry, I made the point too quick.
Okay.
That's part of it.
The other part of it is I think we're witnessing a level of new celebrity that we don't even understand in the least.
In fact, I can't help but laugh when she says, right, and draws her out more.
The way she draws out the interview and makes this girl tell all kinds of crazy stuff, There's nothing we can do.
I can't do this.
I don't even know how she gets away with it.
And it's on Apple Podcasts.
I was telling somebody about this and said, how does this even get on Apple Podcasts?
Or the other girl is just unbelievable, almost as bad, but I think she's more of a phony than this one.
But let's go on with this.
These are short.
These are under...
The last one about the ribs is the only long clip.
This is clip four.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought we were doing three, four, four, four.
Okay, here we go.
because I wanted to please him.
Yep.
Inflicting these like scary, like criminal fantasies on me.
Right.
Because obviously like this, we can talk about this, but it went way beyond like normal BDSM king stuff.
Yeah.
Which is why I said this behavior, this BDSM shit is like a smoke screen for him like wanting to abuse women.
So, it started with him being kinky and being like, call me sir or daddy.
And then, did it escalate?
Okay, did you guys ever have, like, vanilla, for lack of a better term, sex?
No.
No.
Okay.
From what I know and what I'm hearing, I think you are correct.
There is a deviant thing, a deviant vibe going around with young...
And I'm sure the lockdowns didn't help.
There's a lot of social things that are...
Porn has completely, completely polluted young people's minds about what sex is.
I've heard from many young people how young men think it should be violent and aggressive because that's all that they've been presented with.
But now you get to this level where you are indeed a celebrity for being involved in this.
It's very concerning.
Well, we tried to address this about four years ago, where we mentioned the, what about, can anybody, you know, what can millennial sex experiences like?
Yes, yes, and we got a lot of feedback.
And we got nowhere because it was like, it was gross.
Yeah.
And we just dropped it.
It was one of the many No Agenda initiatives that went nowhere.
I'm glad you're reviving this on the cannibalism tip.
This is a nice...
Well, the cannibalism thing is like the last of this, which is a little lengthy, but it's good.
Let's go to five, which is 54 seconds.
He was, like, grooming me for what he was gonna do.
Like, after that night, he started, like, introducing me to what is called high protocol.
I show up at a certain time.
If I'm late, like, I don't get let in.
I just show up on, like, my hands and knees, lingerie, like, tons of rules.
I mean, also, he did send me safe words, which, like, I do say to people, like, when I'm telling this story, like, he did send me safe words.
He did, like, try to, like, do it right in some ways, I felt like.
Right.
Or he, like, pretended, right?
He pretended to try.
Yeah.
So, high protocol.
Did he come up with that name, or is that, like, a thing?
So, it's, like, a BDSM date.
Right.
Inflicting pain on the woman.
Okay.
Safety pens all over me, like, completely tied up.
Like, knife play, like, all of that shit.
Okay, can we...
Are you comfortable if we dive into it?
Yeah, no, for sure, because I think it will, like, do what the message I'm trying to convey, like, a disservice if I'm not just, like, completely honest about what happened.
Ugh.
There's...
Now, okay, before you've grown too much, let's listen to the nut clip, the one that really I think is the key to this thing.
And I would recommend people go...
Link to this thing and listen to the whole thing because it's really a jaw dropper.
And just for some reference, the woman that's doing that got into trouble.
And by the way, she went on and said she'd like to do all this stuff because she really liked the guy.
She never said she loved the guy.
She wasn't in love doing all this stuff.
She just liked the guy.
She was very needy.
She's 22, right?
Sophia with an F is 28, although she seems to sound like she's 22.
So these are kids, by our standards.
This is also...
Part of the OnlyFans.
The thing that interested me when I heard the first clip is the sugar daddy, daddy, sir, all this.
These are business models that a large percentage of young women are taking advantage of, certainly during the lockdowns.
There's a lot of this going on.
And...
It's interesting to me that we have Section 230, which was brought to light specifically to get rid of Backpage, if you'll remember, specifically to get rid of classifieds for sex, which has now been completely abused and misused to throw the president, the former president, off of the platform.
There is no investigation.
There is no...
In-depth research into what's happening, particularly with young girls, in this OnlyFans sugar daddy environment.
Tina and I hear about it all the time from people.
And it's so many young girls.
Now, there's different levels of it, but it's a slippery slope and a sliding scale for what they're getting involved in.
So even though it's weird to have this number of clips about this on the show, I find it fascinating and very sad.
Well, this is the high end of it.
Yeah.
And this girl, you can look her up and see what she looks like and see what's going on.
This is the clip that is the one that is the...
I could not get any shorter than this, and this is...
I tried to, and this is the famous clip six.
Any man who's fantasizing about raping, crushing a woman's bones, biting a piece of their flesh, eating their ribs, or fucking a female's limp body is dangerous.
Is it a danger to all women?
100%.
Yeah.
I think the rape fantasy thing, even women fantasize about that too.
But you just added this whole other layer, crushing the bones.
What did you say before that?
Eating flesh?
Eating flesh, like biting a chunk out of your skin.
Just basically consuming.
Right.
So this is where...
For me, the BDSM is a little bit...
It's obviously still there.
That's the predominant thing.
But then he had this whole other layer to him, which is cannibalism.
Yes.
Which sounds crazy to say.
Yeah, it is.
And he asked me...
I've talked about this.
This is not new news.
But he asked me to remove my ribs and eat them.
Can you tell us about that?
How did he even say that to you?
He would be like, I want to find a doctor in LA, like a concierge doctor, someone who will do it, because he was like, oh, there's definitely someone who will do it, to remove the ribs that I don't need, like my bottom ones, and he has a smoker at his house to smoke them and eat them.
And he said that to you like honestly point blank?
Multiple times.
And did you think he was kidding at first or what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm like so self-deprecating and like I have stark humor.
So I'm like, what do you want to make it into like a necklace?
But then like I realized it wasn't a joke.
I don't know.
I just like put it in a box and like shoved it away.
Like I just did not think anything twice about it because I liked him so much.
But when all of the DMs first came out, which, like, I have to give a big shout-out to, like, the first girl who came out.
I don't know her full name, but, like, it's House of Effie on Instagram, and, like, she basically started this whole movement.
I've seen that.
Yeah, and, like, basically him saying, I'm 100% a cannibal, like, all of these things.
Everything just started clicking for me, where I was, like, Oh my god, he asked to bite off pieces of my skin.
He asked to eat my ribs.
I never thought of it as a predator who's a cannibal.
I knew he hurt me, but I also felt scared.
I wasn't going to come out and expose Armie Hammer and ruin his career.
He has two children.
I think you've been had, man.
This is bullshit.
She's making this up.
I don't believe it.
I think this is...
No.
Okay, you cannot believe it.
People really hate these clips, which is interesting.
The trolls are actually hating this.
They've been yelling for the past four minutes, turn it off, don't ever do it again.
I wonder why.
I wonder why are they so upset about this.
I don't know.
And I think there is, and there's a reason for it.
Um...
I think there's a reason for it.
Again, I have my own question.
She may be embellishing.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
But this complete airheaded emptiness is a plague.
I agree with that.
I just can't put the cannibal stuff into perspective for this.
But a lot of young women are like this.
Actually, Scott Galloway, who is a professor of marketing or something, he's a very rich guy.
I think he does a lot of appearances and writes books about stuff.
And he touched on the millennials and what they're doing in his tirade against the Wall Street bets millennials.
But then he actually touched on the millennial girls, females, and didn't bring this up necessarily.
Maybe you're learning here.
Maybe it's fun.
Fine.
Maybe it's a movement.
But be prepared to lose 80 to 90 percent of it.
And if it's still worth it, then have at it.
But the biggest loss of capital here will be the human capital of young men who are sitting and staring at their phone and watching the price of Bitcoin.
Or the price of AMC. And ask yourself, would you be better off taking that one, two, or three hours a day and working out, trying to form relationships with mentors, with romantic relationships, with people at work, getting great at something so you can be the person on the other side of the trade.
The greatest loss in capital here is from young men who are more prone to gambling addiction, who don't understand the markets, I think we are setting ourselves up similar to how there's a ton of young women out there who became very depressed by sitting in their rooms looking at Instagram, self-cutting and self-harm skyrocket.
I think you are going to see an explosion in young male depression, and I think a lot of it is going to be reverse engineered to apps that convince you you're part of a movement.
We're physically addicted to your phone.
Ask yourself, would your time staring at Robin Hood be better spent somewhere else?
That is the real capital destruction that is taking place here.
Okay, so now with your clips, I put that into context.
This guy's a douchebag, by the way.
He doesn't understand what the young millennial men are doing at all.
But I think we can draw a parallel between hopelessness Hopelessness of young men and the hopelessness of young women.
It's just as extreme, in my mind, to fight Wall Street and hold on to stock because you're making a point and you're going to lose your money.
It could be just as the same type of action that's being taken by many young women who are doing crazy sex stuff.
You know, I haven't got any idea.
All I know is that I believe that this girl, Sophia with an F, is on to something.
And I don't know that she knows it.
I think she's a natural.
But what do you mean on to something?
Are you discovering her as a new Barbara Walters or on to something with the cannibalism?
That's what I mean.
No, she's on to something because the people that she's been interviewing, what she brings out, what she talks about, everything.
It's completely alien to us, 100%.
But I think she's on to something.
She's on to something.
I don't know what it is, because if I knew what it was, I'd do it myself.
But just something's going on, and this was a reflection of that.
And I just thought it was fascinating.
We got a note from the whole thing.
You have to listen to the whole thing to really get, if you have a negative attitude about it, the whole thing would be even better.
And I would recommend the chat room, one of the guys who don't like these clips.
Okay, I won't do that again because I don't think they'll show up again, but it was interesting.
I do want to share the note from Kate millennial in Chicago who wrote a lengthy note, but it is interesting because she says I'm living downtown in Chicago and apartment with three other girls.
One of whom has been my good friend for my entire life.
Never in my wildest dreams could I have expected the level of which the news, big tech, virtue signaling and social media can hold absolute control and entirely change and somewhat diminish the personality of human beings.
So she's blaming it on social media.
It could be part of what we're seeing here.
That might sound hyperbolic, but they legitimately worship CNN, Bo Jiden, AOC, The New York Times, COVID. They cried over what happened on January 6th.
When Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away, my roommate screamed and cried so loud, I thought something had fallen on her and broken her leg.
It's to the point when one of them opens their mouths, there's a 75% chance they are about to bring up COVID politics or condemn cancel someone for something.
I sincerely wish I was kidding or exaggerating even a little, but I'm not.
The first week I lived here, one of them told me that if she finds out someone isn't a Democrat, she can't even look at them anymore.
No kidding.
Her boyfriend is the only person in her life who seems to be able to be understanding what's happening, and they are leaving Chicago as soon as they can.
But they're the minority.
They are the minority, and yeah, there's something going on.
Well, they're the minority in Chicago.
The minority everywhere.
No.
Not in Florida.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, that was entirely confusing.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
You said how you feel about it.
You think I've been had.
You think it's bullcrap.
No, I didn't say no.
No, I said I think she's exaggerating.
It has to be exaggerating.
And if not, where is this army hammer?
Where is this guy?
Let's go arrest him for assault.
What's up with that guy?
You've got to follow this a little closer.
Where is he?
I'm asking you.
Where is Armie Hammer?
I think...
I don't know.
He's definitely been cancelled.
Alright.
Well, this is your beat.
I want an update on this...
But I don't need the creepy clips.
I just want to know what's happening with Armie Hammer.
If he's being accused of trying to eat a woman as a cannibal, what's going on?
Yes, I missed this entire story.
I didn't know it was a thing.
I did not heard about it.
Didn't know a thing about it.
Huh.
Well, did you hear about this?
There's one other clip.
Not about this.
Different.
Have you heard about this one?
Play this clip.
Unfortunately, I think it starts with a comma.
Oh, I got it.
I'm Michaela Peterson.
This weekend, the Sunday Times released a hit piece on my dad, Jordan Peterson, and me.
And it wasn't just in their magazine, it was the front cover.
I was focused on in there to an uncomfortable degree.
That article has led to other articles, and now we have the media all over the world telling everyone my dad has schizophrenia.
Okay.
And she goes on.
And he doesn't?
No, he never comes on.
But does he have schizophrenia?
It seems that he doesn't have schizophrenia.
And she has some reason for why he was accused of having it.
And just a long, long, long thing.
But the London Times, Sunday Times, Sunday Times, did this hit piece.
Or she calls it a hit piece.
I call it a...
I wouldn't say it was a full hit piece, but it wasn't a complimentary article.
And it's caused this consternation within the clan of Jordan Peterson lovers.
I noticed that you've basically moved from stalking young women on YouTube.
Now you're stalking them on the podcast.
And you're coming up with some interesting things.
No wonder you don't send me YouTube links anymore.
Well, I have a clip for you.
Well, that was Michaela Jordan, who a lot of people critique as being a creep.
She is on...
That was a YouTube clip I just took the audio from.
So now the other girl is...
On Apple Podcasts.
I think she has some videos.
I don't know.
I know her old compatriot, Alexis.
I think she does videos still.
But she's hard to listen to.
It's not as though Sophia with an F is easy to listen to.
No, no, I don't think I can listen to that whole show of that.
But I do have something that might be along the lines of your thinking.
This is Adam Schiff, who, despite what QAnon says, is not arrested.
He's at home making videos.
I don't stand for anything.
I don't care about anything.
I accept my own personal ambition.
And if I have to embrace someone who just incited an insurrection against...
Now riddle me this.
What do the three gentlemen have in common?
Chuck Schumer, Anderson Pooper, and Adam Schiff.
All three have said erection instead of insurrection.
Yeah.
Maybe they're part of a gay cabal.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
And we do have a few people to thank for show.
1318 of all things.
Let's start with Alan Cavido III. And he's in Midlothian, Virginia.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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Sir Bill's getting a birthday call.
Oh, cool.
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Robinet or Robinette?
Parts unknown, 100.
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A lot of Texas today, if you haven't noticed.
Well, it's the only state left in the Union that's normal.
Florida.
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Love you guys.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Good.
Ian Jukes in Johannesburg, South Africa.
Hmm.
He's...
I'll read some of this.
Thanks for keeping my smoking hot girlfriend and I sane in the wartime of Rona.
Well, I'll just report on the South African variant.
Yeah.
They need some new jobs?
Karma will give you that at the end.
Um...
He says, this is made possible by the release of an EP that I released not too long ago, so the money's just sitting in my PayPal account.
Thanks again for the time and effort.
Ian and Xanthi.
Ian and Xanthi.
This must be musical performers.
From South Africa.
It could be.
Sir Acid of the Scandinavian.
Somebody should look it up in the chat room.
Sir Acid of the Scandinavian Woods in Coutice, Ontario, 5510.
And he gets a title upgrade today on episode 1310.
He says, where I was an executive producer, the peerage committee approved my promotion to the Baronage.
My title was not changed officially during the second break of the show.
Does that make me a black bear?
No.
There's no such thing.
No, Bam Lamb.
Could we make it official today?
Yes, you will be Baron Chris of the Kawartha Highlands and Knight of the Rare Encounter.
You got it.
Can't wait.
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Allison Miller, 55-10.
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Cheers from Sir Bart.
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Dame Foreign Lady Before.
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Sir Matthew Januszewski in Chicago is $50, and the following people are all $50 donors.
Name and location, if I have it.
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Provencal.
Louisiana?
Provencal?
The French down there.
We bought that from the French.
They would have some sort of a screwball pronunciation.
But I'll stand corrected, or sit.
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That birthday situation for...
Taron Rapuzzi in Guilford, New York?
50?
I need a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
She's complaining about New York.
I don't blame her.
Or, I think it's a she.
It could be a guy.
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These are all $50.
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Uh...
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At least that's where I believe he's from.
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It is the 4th of February 2021.
Christopher Mall celebrates today.
Nancy Nichols says happy birthday to her strong, handsome, brave boyfriend, Sir Don of the Canardians, who turns 51 today.
Vanessa Campbell says happy birthday to her husband, Mark, celebrating tomorrow.
Dude named Brian will be 38th on the 11th.
Faron Rapuzzi celebrating on the 13th, as you just heard.
Anonymous and the BJ Consulting Group say happy birthday to Sir Bill of Osaka.
It's a real thing.
Adam Eng turns 33.
And Corey Farrell says happy birthday to Andy Smith from New Zealand.
And we say happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
It's your birthday, yeah!
T-t-t-t-t-tidal changes.
Running face this way.
Tidal changes.
Don't want to be into You just heard his new title announced, and here we're making it official.
Sir Acid of the Scandinavian Woods becomes Baron Chris of the Kawartha Highlands and the Knight of the Rare Encounter, and we appreciate his top-up to complete yet another $1,000 to support the No Agenda show, the best podcast in the universe.
And we have one, two, three, three nights to hop up today, so let's get the triple blade.
Very good.
Got it.
Richard Spasto, Gavin McElroy, and Adam Eng, all of you gentlemen, please step up here on the podium.
You're about to become members of the round table of the No Agenda Knights and Dames.
It is very well deserved, and I'm proud to pronounce the KD as Sir Richard of Burbank North of the Five, Sir Gavin, executor of Serious Matters, and Sir Adam Eng.
Gentlemen, for you, we've got hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay.
By request, we've got Pabst Blue Ribbon from the French Laundry, natto on rice.
We also got some staples here, beer and blunts, rubinous women and rosé, geishas and sake, bongets and bourbons, sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils, and yes, yes, yes.
We have the mutton and mead lined up for you.
Go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
Eric the Shield will take care of that for you.
There is also a new email address to make things easier for everybody.
If you have a note for the show, there's one address, and I'm going to put this in the show notes everywhere.
It'll be standard.
Notes at noagendashow.net.
It's the three N's.
Notes at noagendashow.net.
And that way, your note is guaranteed to arrive.
It'll arrive.
And what happens with that?
You know, we're still the same back office.
We're still a small little podcast.
We appreciate our brand new nights.
Welcome to the roundtable and thank you for your courage.
And we did have a number of meetups taking place.
They're very popular.
And it's just so nice to see that the show lives outside of the podcast.
It's So I have not one, we've got four meetups from around the globe.
We start with the Puget Sound Convergence Zone meetup reports.
In the morning, no agenda tribe, this is Billy Bones, Knight of Twin Peaks.
Hey yo, in the morning, it's Dame Bemrose, and guess what?
I'm sober.
In the morning, the future Sir Hopscotch.
Oh!
In the morning, this is Inga, and I am still a douche baguette.
And from America's left coast, this is Ryan Bemrose.
This is Happy Jack.
Good morning.
Good morning.
This is Elliot Jax, part of the military party, so stoked about the aggroous meetup.
What is up?
I am one of Elliot and Will's friends, Miguel.
Yeah, this is Trevor.
First time in the No Agenda meetup.
Follow me on No Agenda social at Trevor.
Hey guys!
Thomas and Bellingham.
We're table number four in the morning!
Alright, Green Bay!
Hi guys!
Stevie and Laura here with a Green Bay meet-up report.
We had about 25 loved ones drinking small batch beer and fisting nuts.
The group wasn't exclusively smoking bad wives.
We also had Viscounts, Barons, Knights, and some dudes named Ben.
And of course, a couple douchebags.
Let's hear from them now.
In the morning, Baronet Sir Phenom of Patriots Nation, and I am telling everybody that I know, Dame Jennifer from back in our days in Chiroc, in the morning.
This is Get Mo Slave Lacey B. Hey, this is Dank Setty from Doty Island in Menasha, in the morning.
Jay from Green Bay.
Rex from Green Bay.
Adam from Green Bay.
Sir Adam Colby, Manasha.
Sir Kyle Kinzel, Baronet of Green Bay.
Lee in Green Bay.
Hey, it's Esme.
Rex from Green Bay in the morning.
Alicia, Green Bay.
Jason in Green Bay in the morning.
Tim from Cedarburg in the morning.
Helga, yes, I'm a douchebag, but in the morning and bye!
Yeah!
Hey, that was a big meetup.
That's a big meetup in Green Bay.
How many people were in Green Bay?
That's fantastic.
Well, there's no football for them.
It is the, so Green Bay, I don't know, what is the COVID status of Green Bay?
Is it, are they locked down?
Locked down.
Well, Brooklyn is the opposite of this report.
Yo, it's the boy in Bushwick at the New York No Agenda protest.
We relocated to Glinda the Good Bus.
Mike Schwab here with our human resource.
Oh, hey.
Yeah, so y'all tried to have a meeting, but apparently there's no agenda, so we showed up, and there was a film shoot going on.
So, yeah, we're here in my unicorn rainbow school bus, and we rode around and had our own little cast here of characters.
Hey, this is Andrew Grosso from Long Island.
Stay safe, John.
David Grisette from Brooklyn.
There's way too many fucking cameras here.
Okay.
This is Michelle Joni, by the way.
You should Google me.
And we're going to reschedule a meetup for good old Brooklyn sometime in the coming days.
Well, yeah, it's Brooklyn, which is locked down, but there's no problem for the film crew to be out, apparently.
Yeah, this comes to mind immediately.
Why does Hollywood film crew get a pass on this?
Because they're elites, baby.
They be the elites.
25 people in Green Bay, by the way.
25.
That's a badass meet-up.
Very nice.
That's a meet-up.
Final one is Melbourne.
This is Max Rokotansky, knight of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Victoria, in the morning, Adam.
Baroness Love and Light, thank you for your courage.
Baroness Love and Light's partner, live from Melbourne.
Thank you, Adam, for everything.
It's Steve here, Knight of the Southern Scores, with my great Dutch surname and my terrible Dutch accent.
Yes.
G'day, Adam.
G'day, John C. Dvorak.
I've always wanted to do that.
Great show.
So Matt in Melbourne, Viscount of Victoria, here in the morning, everyone.
Douchebags and producers alike.
Producer Matt, in the morning.
Thank you, Bill.
Oh, man.
So, you know, if you don't have FOMO by now, you should, because this is happening.
People around the world are meeting up.
Some have, but most have never met each other.
They probably come from very different backgrounds, and yet they can all come together, have a good time, yell and shout and drink and have fun and exchange crazy things.
And it's got to be good for the soul, man.
Except for Brooklyn.
Well, Brooklyn's got problems.
Brooklyn has got problems, but we're with you, Brooklyn.
Karma for you.
Quick rundown of the meetups that are happening tomorrow.
We have one in Bellingham, Washington.
It's the Vaccination Marketing Conference.
That's what we call a meetup these days.
It'll be at Gruff Brewing.
The Houston Hackers meet tomorrow at 6 o'clock at Ninfa's Mexicana Cantina.
On the 6th, Bozeman, Belgrade, Montana.
Now, is that...
It'll be Saturday, then.
Is that Saturday?
No, Sunday.
I don't know what day it is.
Saturday.
So that's Belgrade, Montana, at Bar 3 BBQ. Also on the 6th, Black Knight, Big Loaf's No Agenda Bash in the Blas...
That'll be 2 o'clock in the greater Raleigh, North Carolina area.
You've got to contact David Fox, who's the organizer, because it'll be at a private house.
Also on the 6th, Love and Light Winter Boston, Massachusetts meetup at 2.30, Castle Island Brewing.
And a quick rundown on the 13th, OKC 33.
Dallas, Local 972, Pre-Valentine Sunset Valley in Texas, and 406 Reunites in Missoula, Montana.
New on the list, Houston Lock Pickers, February 17th on the 20th, Backwater Wisco in Wisconsin, Springfield, Missouri Super Spreader Event, and the Houston Raging Super Spreader Luncheon, and many more coming up in February.
If you'd like to know more about them, you can go to noagendameetups.com.
If there's nothing near you, oh, here's a great idea, because you can do it.
It doesn't take much.
Just organize one yourself.
Noagendameetups.com, just like a party!
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered on hell and lame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Just like a party.
I love those meetups.
People are so healthy right now.
I mean, that truly is a good public service.
Yeah, until the government arrests us for promoting them.
Let's hope not.
And thanks to Sir Daniel over there for keeping that running and Mimi for always keeping everything on track.
More goes into this than you think.
This type of organization.
We're happy to do it for everybody.
Very, very happy.
All right, ma'am.
We're almost at the end here.
I was just seeing if I had a whole thing about domestic violent extremists, which I'm going to keep that for Sunday.
Well, I do have an update that's a funny one, which is the Gomes story.
Gomes?
Yeah, the guy, we had a Nissan who got shipped out of the country in a luggage bag.
Oh, the president of Nissan who escaped.
Where was he?
He was sent to Lebanon or someplace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In a case?
Gosh, I forgot all about it.
Now they're trying to arrest everybody involved.
Two Americans are facing extradition to Japan, accused of helping to smuggle a car executive out of the country so he could avoid trial.
Michael Taylor and his son Peter are alleged to have helped former Nissan chairman Carlos Ghosn flee in a box on a private jet in 2019.
The Taylor's lawyer says they plan to appeal.
I've got to wonder, what did this guy actually do that he so hunted?
I have no idea.
We need to look into it or somebody out there should know.
I mean, the way he tells the story, he was set up.
It feels like something much bigger.
This guy's got the goods on something or somebody.
They want him out.
Dead.
Gone.
In fact, I'm surprised that he was alive still.
Yeah.
That's probably why they went to extradite the two Americans so they could beat it out of them where the guy went.
Is he cropped up anywhere?
I don't know.
Odd story.
This weekend is the Super Bowl.
A fine no agenda tradition is always to determine who the winner will be based on political and other issues besides the actual play of sports.
Tina's never heard us do this before, which I thought was interesting.
Well, this one's kind of easy.
No, but I mean, did we not do it in the past couple of years?
I know we did World Soccer Cup.
We do mostly soccer.
The Super Bowl games, there's no rhyme, no reason, generally speaking.
Well, now we have a super interesting matchup.
First of all, does anyone really know the Super Bowl's happening?
I'm not seeing your typical promotion for it.
Will they have people in the stands?
Yeah, they're supposed to have 20,000 people in the stands, but a couple of the pundits think they're going to actually load up the stands with maybe 40, 50, 60,000 people because it's Florida.
Yeah.
And I kind of agree there'll probably be more than 20,000 people in the stands.
Now, the weirdness to this is that it's going to be in Tampa, which is one of the two teams that's playing at their home court.
And this is the Tom Brady team, right?
Tom Brady's team.
We've never won.
A Super Bowl?
No, they've won plenty.
Super Bowl?
Yeah, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won.
Oh no, the Kansas City Royals.
Who has never won?
Have both of them won Super Bowls?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Mahomes?
Mahomes, yeah, he's won.
He won last year, if you recall.
That's right, last year.
Brady's won like 10 of them.
No, he's been in 10 of them.
He's won like 6.
He's lost a few.
So to me...
What?
I was going to say, this matchup to me feels a bit like MAGA versus BLM. Well, then be it, well, I didn't think of it in those terms, but it would make some sense because Brady's a Trump guy, and Mahomes is kind of apolitical, so I don't see him being too involved in that side of it.
But...
This is taking place in Florida, and that's the Florida team that Brady's on, and Florida's bad because they've opened everything up.
So for that reason alone, Kansas City should win.
That's what I was thinking.
But just taking that out of the picture, Kansas City should win anyway.
Kansas City is a tremendous football team.
And if they lose, it would be highly interesting to see how they manage to lose, because they would have to manage to lose.
This is not going to be a tight game.
Even though they're saying it's a three-point game, I don't think so.
Now, is Brady the underdog in this one?
Yeah, by three points.
Wow.
But it's not Brady that's the underdog, it's the team.
Right, right.
Well, I think if you've got Brady, you've got the home game, you've got a crazy amount of people, you've got Florida.
I mean, it could be determining for the future of how we deal with the situation we're in.
If the freedom fighters in Florida win, I don't even know what Kansas City's like.
I have no idea.
Well, it'll be a good game, and unfortunately, the real problem is that what is normally a lot of money is spent on Super Bowl weekend around the country for Super Bowl parties and all the rest.
That money's not being spent, and it's another drain on the economy.
Where's our $2,000, by the way?
I think the bars, certainly in New York, and I think they may be doing the same here, are not allowed to have television on Super Bowl Sunday.
In the bar because people might go to the bar and congregate and watch.
Can you believe it?
Yeah.
No wonder Brooklyn's depressed.
They got film crews during lockdown.
What else is there to do in New York?
Film crews during lockdown, but don't watch television!
Woo!
Hey, Sunday will be another deconstructive day, and I look forward to it, and we always have a lot of fun here on the No Agenda Show.
It's our pre-Super Bowl show.
It is our pre...
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I'm Adam Curry, and I am coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in Austin, Texas.
It is the capital of the drone star state, and conveniently located in FEMA region number 6 if you're looking forward on the governmental map for a visit.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
Now you said your name twice.
I did.
I'm John C. Dvorak, and I'll say it again, I'm John C. Dvorak, but actually I'm from Silicon Valley, northern Silicon Valley, where the weather is nice today.
We had some rain, and now it's cleared up, and everything's hunky-dory, except they're still half shut down.
Half shut down.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
I'll say my name three times.
Coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com, we've got to walk through the mind with Sir Billy Bones.
End of show mixes, Secret Agent Paul, Tom Starkweather, and the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Night.
We will talk to you on Sunday.
Until then, adios mofos and such!
I'll circle back if there's more I can share with you.
I'll circle back with you if there's more to come.
I'll have to just circle back with you.
We can circle back.
I'm happy to circle back with you.
I can circle back.
I will have to circle back on that one.
We will circle back with you and we'll circle back with you.
It's an interesting question, but we'll circle back.
I'm happy to circle back, but I'll have to circle back.
It's a good question, but we'll circle back with you on this today.
We will certainly circle back with you more directly.
I hate to disappoint you, but I will have to circle back.
As usual, it's Broward County.
What's going on in Broward County?
And the first time we hear Broward's election supervisors speak publicly about the medical marijuana ballot glitch.
Broward got the juice.
Broward's back.
This tree is a reminder of the power of this tornado that touched down here at Broward College's North Campus.
There's none of the ugliness that we expected about the fraud, or what I call the fugazi fraud.
It's once again from Broward County, and we're facing another election dispute focused largely on Broward County.
We've been talking about this.
It's hard for us in Broward County to wrap our minds around the fact that this happened in our community.
The Broward County Sheriff's Office posted a new Fact Checker website, which it says is meant to clarify misinformation and allegations.
Law enforcement are finding and documenting more Flocka in Broward than anywhere else in the nation.
Clearly this is something that has grabbed the attention of the American public.
Just now, red tide is here in Broward County.
We have area SWAT teams and the Broward Sheriff's Office SWAT team clearing the entire airport.
If you look at Broward County, they have had a horrible history.
There are still votes to be counted here at Broward County Election Headquarters, but they won't say how many.
Saturday in Broward County.
Sometimes I can't remember things.
I am a gas machine.
Go to Joe 30330.
Come on, man, can't you see?
Forget the whole load from me.
I've known eight presidents, three of them, and tonight later time I've run for president.
Lost twice because I lied.
Now I'm in the basement all alone.
We need a Vaxelene and now some say I've lost my mind.
We keep mixing words up all the time.
We choose truth over facts.
Hopefully we renew it back.
Ride the fighting cap machine.
Waiting for a vaccine I want to be clear I'm not going nuts.