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	Oh, that's so funny.
	What else did you do?
	Adam Curry.
	Chauncey Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, January 3rd, 2021.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media assassination episode 1309.
	This is no agenda.
	Prepping the rabbit!
	And broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Boston, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I just got back from the biggest rave in France, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's crackblot and buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Did you raise the roof?
	Did you do some MDMA? Thousands of people.
	I don't remember.
	Was there a rave in France that I was not invited to?
	Oh, it's a monster, apparently.
	It was a big scandal.
	Yeah, they covered it a little bit on some of the news here, but actually, not really.
	But the French did.
	I actually have a clip.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I need to hear about it.
	Hey, by the way, is that a bonus clip?
	Can I play that at my discretion?
	That's the Happy New Year clip?
	Yeah.
	Is that Theodorable?
	Yeah.
	No.
	I lifted it off of somebody's Facebook.
	Happy New Year!
	Aw, so cute.
	It would have been better if it was Theodorable.
	Yeah, I get him to say anything is a miracle.
	Can he say douchebag?
	And it would have been.
	You know, they were over the other day for dim sum.
	Yeah.
	Outside, covered.
	With a big glass wall between everyone.
	No, no, no.
	Wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	This is actually very sad, because I know you, and I know how important your family is to you, and I know how important sanity is to you.
	So now we have a couple of conflicting issues.
	One, both JC and Jesse had the Rona.
	So they should not be shedding at this point, and they certainly shouldn't be able to get it again.
	Theodorable is three.
	When they had it and were shedding, they were at the house.
	Right.
	This was months ago.
	And Theodorable...
	Well, the kid's fine.
	So they came over.
	Everyone had to mask up, be outside on the deck, and there had to be a plexiglass...
	I exaggerated the plexiglass part.
	But they still had to be outside, a million miles away from each other, yelling.
	And so what did you do yesterday?
	Well, we went out for a little dead cup.
	Hey, happy new year, dad.
	It's all right.
	My daughter's 6,000 miles away.
	The kid is running around like a maniac.
	Of course.
	He's a Dvorak.
	What do you think?
	He's a maniac.
	So do you have a clip of this France 24?
	Big French rave from France 24.
	And staying in France, an investigation has been opened after a massive rave was held violating COVID curfew and other restrictions.
	Seven people have been detained, including two alleged organizers.
	Thousands had attended the party in western France, and police issued more than 1,200 fines ranging from breaking the curfew to not wearing a mask and illegal drug use.
	Now, if you read some of the reports, apparently there was this giant sound system.
	Wait, there's illegal drug use at a rave?
	What?
	What are you telling me?
	By the way, I wondered about the accuracy of the report because of that.
	Yeah, because I never heard of such a thing.
	The French raves, though, they're not the same.
	Well, apparently they have these three-story speakers that are...
	No, that's right.
	Yeah, they do that.
	It's just the chicks, man, they've got hairy legs.
	It's a very different kind of rave.
	Well, I don't know.
	I'm glad you gave us the details.
	Now, so they, but parents, somehow, and I almost said it, somehow, the speaker systems, which are on these back, I guess, of these semis, got away for, they got away.
	No, wait, they rolled away?
	Wait.
	Yeah, they got away.
	Oh, they got away when the cops came.
	When the cops came.
	Vroom, vroom, vroom.
	Were they just driving with three-story speakers?
	Hard to believe.
	Yeah, something like that.
	They're lucky, man, because in California, they don't mess with that stuff.
	New images from Los Angeles County showing a super spreader task force breaking up New Year's Eve parties.
	Doesn't sign it for violating stay-at-home orders.
	I wonder if they got those cool jackets that said super spreader task force.
	Like the FBI, you know, DEA, those jackets.
	T-shirt alert.
	Yeah, really.
	HelloNoAgendaShop.com.
	Exactly.
	Super Spreader.
	Was it Super Spreader Response Team?
	What did they call it again?
	I forgot what they called it.
	I like super spreader response.
	Yeah, I think that's what it is.
	New images from Los Angeles County showing a super spreader task force.
	Oh, task force.
	No, I think response.
	Task force.
	I think response team is better.
	But we can use task force to keep it, you know, and you need a blue kind of vinyl jacket, lightweight.
	It has an emblem on it.
	I think it should be black.
	And you know how you have an emblem for all of the agencies?
	Yeah, it should be black.
	It has yellow letters.
	Super spreader.
	It has some bogus emblem.
	No, the emblem, when you look at it closely, will be finally, finally the artists can get their coronavirus image on the logo.
	It'll be the only time.
	It should be over the left breast in the front of the jacket.
	You know, someone sent me a clip from Channel 4 from 10 years ago.
	And we've talked about this several times, so it's not any big revelation.
	But what was interesting about this, this is the SARS... Or the swine flu.
	Ten years ago, and of course we lived through that.
	I got it.
	I lived.
	I didn't smoke for a while, but I did live.
	And in this report, right there on the screen, is a huge red depiction of a big ball of a virus with spike proteins.
	It looks very much like the coronavirus images we've seen.
	The spike proteins weren't really spiky, though.
	They were like little cubes with four squares on it.
	But they were using...
	Actually, I think about it.
	Imagery.
	Now that I think about it, it looks a lot less dangerous because it doesn't have the actual spikes.
	It's almost like they put a square piece of styrofoam on top of the spikes.
	It doesn't look as spiky and as dangerous, but they were using it.
	And it was a scandal.
	It is one of the greatest medical scandals of the century, according to a leading health expert in Brussels.
	The Council of Europe Health's chief has accused major pharmaceutical firms of organizing a campaign of panic and unduly influencing World Health Organization decisions.
	And with European countries now burdened with bills for millions of unwanted doses of the swine flu vaccine, he wants an investigation.
	Our science correspondent Tom Clark has this report.
	Flu viruses can spread.
	64,000 people dead.
	Tens of thousands hospitalized.
	A country crippled by a virus.
	Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
	The predictions for the impact of swine flu on Britain were grim.
	The government's response, spending hundreds of millions of pounds on antiviral drugs and vaccines, adverts and leaflets.
	But ten months into the pandemic, only 355 Britons have died.
	and globally the virus hasn't lived up to our fears.
	Were governments misled into preparing for the worst?
	Politicians in Brussels are now asking for an investigation into the role pharmaceutical companies played in influencing political decisions that led to a swine flu spending spree.
	The Council of Europe committee want the investigation to focus on the World Health Organization's decision to lower the threshold required for a pandemic to be formally declared.
	The world is now at the start of the 2009 influenza pandemic.
	That was that woman, Margaret Chan.
	After this failed, they kicked her out.
	I guess you didn't pull it off.
	No.
	It's a pandemic.
	When this happened in June last year, governments had to activate huge pre-prepared contracts for drugs and vaccines.
	Sound familiar yet?
	Manufacturers.
	They also want to probe ties between key WHO advisors and drug companies.
	Britain is now trying to cancel orders for 60 million doses of the jab, but we're not the only country awash with vaccine.
	France ordered 94 million doses.
	It's now trying to cancel contracts for 50 million of those.
	Germany is trying to cancel orders for 25 million doses, and the Netherlands has announced it will sell 19 million of the 34 million vaccines it ordered.
	Last month an investigation by Channel 4 News raised serious questions about the government's decision to order millions of doses of the drug Tamiflu and the possibility of pharmaceutical industry influence on decision making.
	Today the Department of Health defended its pandemic purchasing decisions telling us in a statement they were based on independent scientific advice to ensure the country against the worst possible effects of a pandemic.
	Now Obviously, we didn't hear too much of this.
	This was all kind of got buried in the annals of the European Union there in Brussels, and it was a bit of an outrage.
	But how quickly we forget all these things.
	Luckily...
	I subscribe to London Real.
	Have you watched London Real, the podcast?
	It's pretty good.
	The guy got some good guests on.
	I've heard it a couple times.
	Yeah.
	They did a deep dive investigation, which I broke up into two just minute-long clips for the crux of it.
	And this goes back to this report.
	I wasn't even planning on doing the sequence, but this report you just heard where clearly the pharmaceutical industry and health industry London Real dives into an issue which we discussed previously and I think he did a pretty good job here with the patents on coronavirus and has an interesting conclusion.
	In 1999, patents on coronavirus started showing up.
	And thus began the rabbit trail.
	March 2003.
	Panic grips Hong Kong as a deadly new virus sweeps through the city.
	In 2003, the Center for Disease Control saw the possibility of a gold strike.
	And that was the coronavirus outbreak that happened in Asia.
	They saw that a virus they knew could be easily manipulated was something that was very valuable, and in 2003 they sought to patent it.
	And they made sure that they controlled the proprietary rights to the disease, to the virus, and to its detection, and all of the measurement of it.
	We know that Anthony Fauci, that Ralph Barrett, that the Center for Disease Control, and the laundry list of people who wanted to take credit for inventing coronavirus were at the hub of this story.
	From 2003 to 2018, they controlled 100% of the cash flow that built the empire around the industrial complex of coronavirus.
	So, that's the registration of the virus, but there's a real problem with patenting a virus.
	If it's a natural occurrence, it cannot be patented by law.
	So London Real explains why something's up.
	On April the 25th, 2003, the U.S. Center for Disease Control filed a patent on the coronavirus transmitted to humans.
	Under 35 U.S. Code Section 101, nature is prohibited from being patented.
	Either SARS, coronavirus, was manufactured, therefore making a patent on it legal, or it was natural, therefore making a patent on it illegal.
	If it was manufactured, it was a violation of biological and chemical weapons, treaties, and laws.
	If it was natural, filing a patent on it was illegal.
	In either outcome, both are illegal.
	In the spring of 2007, the CDC filed a petition with the Patent Office to keep their application confidential and private.
	They actually filed patents on not only the virus, but they also filed patents on its detection and a kit to measure it.
	Because of that CDC patent, they had the ability to control who was authorized and who was not authorized to make independent inquiries into coronavirus.
	You cannot look at the virus, you cannot measure it, you cannot develop a test for it.
	And by ultimately receiving the patents that constrained anyone from using it, they had the means, they had the motive, and most of all, they had the monetary gain from turning coronavirus from a pathogen to profit.
	Dum-dum-dum-dum.
	I think he nails it.
	Pathogen to profit.
	That's your path.
	It explains a lot.
	Including the fall.
	It explains the clips from the last show, which is, oh, we can't...
	No one's ever identified, or no one's ever isolated it.
	Ooh, I have an email about that.
	Because if you can't...
	If it's patented...
	Right.
	You know, you're infringing.
	Well, it gets even better, based on this email.
	I have a PhD in virology and immunology.
	I'm a clinical lab scientist and have tested 1,500 supposedly positive COVID-19 samples collected here in Southern California.
	When my lab team and I did the testing through Cox postulates and observation under an SEM, a scanning electron microscope, we found no COVID in any of the 1,500 samples.
	And these were all positive.
	What we found was that all of the 1,500 samples were mostly influenza A and some were influenza B, but not a single case of COVID, and we did not use the BS-PCR test.
	We then sent the remainder of the samples to Stanford, Cornell, and a few of the universities of California labs, and they found the same results as we did.
	No COVID. They found influenza A and B. All of us then spoke to the CDC and asked for viable samples of COVID, which CDC said they could not provide as they did not have any samples.
	We have now come to the firm conclusion through all our research and lab work that the COVID-19 was imaginary and fictitious.
	The flu was called COVID and most of the 225,000 dead were dead through comorbidities such as heart disease, cancer, diabetes, emphysema, etc.
	And when they got the flu, which further weakened their immune system, they died.
	I have yet to find a single viable sample of COVID-19 to work with.
	We at the seven universities that did the lab tests on these 1,500 samples are now suing the CDC for COVID-19 fraud.
	The CDC has yet to send us a single viable, isolated, and purified sample of COVID-19.
	If they can't or won't send us a viable sample, I say there's no COVID-19 and it is fictitious.
	Now, in light of this...
	Oh, actually, there's a little more interesting bit here.
	The four research papers that do describe the genomic extracts of the COVID-19 virus never were successful in isolating and purifying the samples.
	All the four papers written on COVID-19 only describe small bits of RNA, which were only 37 to 40 base pairs long, which is not a virus.
	A viral genome is typically 30,000 to 40,000 base pairs.
	With as bad as COVID is supposed to be all over the place, how come no one in any lab worldwide has ever isolated and purified this virus in eternity?
	And, of course, there's the obvious conclusion from that.
	I will mention that our mutual friend kind of says the same thing.
	Yes, that person does.
	Notice I keep the gender even non-specific.
	I'm so good at this.
	And this is exactly the same story, the same...
	Storyline.
	It's HIV-AIDS. Let's do the right word.
	Scenario.
	Thank you.
	Same scenario.
	They never really...
	Now, years, years, years later, they have some paper that says, yeah, that guy discovered...
	It's not Horowitz, you stupid trolls.
	It's not...
	He's not a lab technician.
	It's not a lab technician.
	Horowitz doesn't work in a lab.
	Someone who works with viruses, immunology, RNA, DNA. Wait, wait, stop.
	He is a stockbroker now.
	So he does work with viruses.
	Stupid trolls.
	But with HIV, no one ever isolated the virus.
	It's what Carey Mullis was saying.
	And what's happening is the PCR is picking up fragments, which is only how many base pairs?
	Like 30 base, 37 to 40 base pairs.
	It's not a full virus.
	Anywho, it doesn't matter.
	We've got...
	I said it.
	You said it.
	We've got a vaccine on the way.
	We've got all kinds of things.
	I always got a note from somebody, just to make this even more complex.
	And by the way, this is good stuff.
	People should realize what a great show this is.
	What fantastic producers we have.
	It's a great show.
	We're also humble.
	That's what people like the most.
	It pays off.
	So there's some issues about, you know, you have to get to two shots, the second one is in three weeks.
	Well, you know, if you miss it, you start listening to these guys.
	If you miss the three-week cutoff, just take it when you can.
	You've heard this.
	Yes.
	I think we have a clip of it.
	Someone suggested the possibility, and then it was funny because it coincided with something my wife said out of the blue at the dinner table.
	How about this?
	They really don't have a shot.
	That makes sense.
	There's no shot.
	Their shot is coming maybe in three weeks if they can get it finished, but maybe not.
	Because when my wife out of the blue, she says, oh, they're just shooting people with saline.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	This fits.
	This fits.
	Hold on.
	This fits.
	Let me find the note.
	Here we go.
	This is from the UK. Wow, I like this, John.
	Well, it's from the Daily Mail, so call it what you want.
	So they have a new jab policy, jab as they call it in the UK, because we don't have enough of the vaccine, instead of after three weeks, Dad, don't worry, you can wait 12 weeks, that's fine.
	So all of a sudden, this vaccine, which needs this double dose to boost efficacy, and you have to come back after three weeks to get your second shot, they're just saying, eh, don't worry about it.
	You can wait 12 weeks.
	It's fine.
	We need to get more people to get this shot.
	That doesn't sound very scientific for this thing that has to come in 90 below zero, has to be thawed out and used within an hour and a half, can't sit out.
	Oh, we've got this very special.
	What are the odds that that's just all total crap?
	Well, and then there's three shots in each vial sometimes.
	Yeah.
	They don't even have the right amount.
	Well, she says this, and then this guy goes on with this.
	I'm thinking, and maybe that's why everyone says, well, this shot was okay.
	I liked it, and I feel better.
	And every once in a while, someone does pass out.
	My daughter will pass out from a shot.
	I don't do too well myself.
	Of anything.
	No.
	A lot of people, they get a shot, they get woozy.
	I'm going to pass out.
	You could be shooting them with saline.
	It doesn't make any difference.
	Something fishy about this whole thing.
	And by the way, the mass hysteria It's largely, which is what they would say, well, there's just a bunch of variations of the flu and normal comorbidities killing people, because it is mostly older people that are dying everywhere.
	It's not any people in their high schoolers.
	You know, what also bugs me is that...
	But wait, let me finish my thought.
	With all that's going on, is it possible that the new...
	What's the variable they didn't do with the swine flu that they did this time?
	They tried the same scam, let's say, with the swine flu.
	They had the pandemic.
	The image, well, that's one thing.
	That's a good point.
	The image was not as scary.
	The lockdowns.
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's a big difference.
	You lock down everybody, freak them out, freak them out.
	They can't go out.
	If you remember the first couple, it was great, by the way, if you weren't, like, paying attention.
	The first week of the lockdowns, when it first started back in the beginning of the year, there was nobody on the road.
	You could go anywhere.
	That's right.
	That's right.
	And people were getting freaked out and it was creating mass hysteria.
	Yes.
	They didn't do that with the first swine flu.
	What also bothers me...
	Is that at the point of entry into the arm, which will be at CVS and Walmart, etc., or just where it is, and doctor's offices...
	And by the way...
	Hold on, let me finish my thought.
	I'm going to stop you again.
	Who expects CVS? I know pharmacists should be able to do this kind of work.
	But to work with something at sub-zero temperatures?
	So my second point was, they also have to mix it.
	They have to mix it on the spot.
	Remember this coming in diluted form?
	That sounds like a recipe for disaster if it's really this very sensitive vaccine that needs to be stored at these extremely cold temperatures and has limited, literal limited shelf life.
	Why do these people have to mix?
	And what are they mixing in?
	The saline?
	What are they mixing?
	What are they mixing in there?
	I'd like to know.
	I'm glad you made that point because I have not heard what the mix consists of.
	Well, we have people at pharmacies.
	I know that for sure.
	We've got a lot of them.
	I haven't heard from them, actually.
	For those of you who are new to this show, You are not a listener to this show.
	You are, by default, a producer of this program.
	And I'm doing this specifically because we have a lot of new people who tuned in this year.
	And we have 13 years of history of tradition.
	Which is pretty much morphing all the time.
	But one of our producers, because that's what they are, sent me episode 10 of the No Agenda show.
	And in that, the genesis of our discussion about the listeners doing the work, including supercuts.
	We were already talking about supercuts back then and supercuts of us, even.
	So I wanted to share this just to set the stage so you know what your responsibility is and why.
	I think there'd be more than a few volunteers for that.
	Interesting.
	Well, I mean, it certainly could be done.
	I mean, so if we were able to...
	It's a participation.
	It would be like participation broadcasting.
	That's the term we'll call it.
	That didn't live.
	That's the term we'll call it.
	That didn't go anywhere, but I like it.
	Thank you, Dr.
	Dvorak.
	We'll call it participationbroadcasting.com.
	It would be like participation broadcasting.
	That's the term we'll call it.
	And participation broadcasting, I guess nobody uses it.
	Because it's like you're actually doing the editing out there.
	Do you really like that name?
	Participating?
	Nah, I don't like the name.
	Oh, you killed it!
	You don't like the name?
	No.
	We've got to have a good name, man.
	Well, find a good name.
	Whatever the case is, I think you can get an audience to do that.
	And then you have a variety of shows.
	You have just the by and large rants.
	Every time we mention by and large and have somebody edit it all together so it's a nice package and people can listen to it when they feel like it.
	You'd have an infinite number of things that you could do with the raw feed of the whole thing.
	Interesting.
	I'm just mulling it over.
	You seem pretty skeptical.
	My main objective is at all cost to avoid any type of work.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	That's what pays off.
	Just sit here yakking away what we think.
	With some experience.
	We have some knowledge.
	We have a knowledge base.
	We're the elders.
	We're elders.
	And elders don't have to do work.
	We're not supposed to do work.
	There you go.
	We worked it out in one minute.
	Let's see.
	We have everybody participate because we don't want to do work.
	Yeah, good idea.
	It turns out that we end up doing more work.
	Well, yes.
	1,299 episodes later.
	If you compare the actual work we have to do because of all the participation, it becomes twice as much work as the normal dipshits yakking type of podcast where you just have two people.
	Oh, that's so funny.
	What else did you do?
	It's definitely got a lot of moving parts.
	It's a lot of moving parts.
	It's like we're keeping a lot of spinning plates going.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right.
	I do have a quick series of special clips.
	We have vaccine or saline or vaxiline.
	Vaxiline!
	That's what vaxiline is!
	It's saline vaccine.
	Wasn't that...
	Didn't we have a vaxiline jingle?
	Factually.
	Yeah.
	No, we don't have it.
	Yes.
	No.
	Yes.
	I mean, I like the word, but I don't think we have a change.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Listen to this.
	Here we go.
	Bye.
	We'll see you next time.
	A little Stone Temple Pilots for you, everybody.
	That's Stone Temple Pilots.
	Yeah, that's Vaxillin.
	Alright, anyway.
	Mine played End of Show.
	That's a good song.
	Nailed it.
	No, I didn't nail it.
	Thanks for noticing.
	So we have the vaccine coming.
	Lots of...
	You just gotta wonder about our health professionals.
	Do they want to save us?
	Do they want to kill us?
	Do they know what they're doing?
	What is wrong with their brains?
	You know where I'm...
	Well, you know what?
	Let me ramp into it.
	Let me ramp into it.
	This is your favorite segment.
	I went to the doctors recently.
	Yeah.
	And?
	I think the point you're about to make, I think, is pretty well.
	I don't know if they want to say this or not, but they're as panicked and hysterical as anybody that I've seen, at least in these operations.
	I go to Sutter Health, and it's like, no, they're clueless.
	That's not what I was going to mention.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Whatever you mention, I'm just shaking my head.
	You have to imagine me sitting here going, oh, these poor people.
	Well, let's listen to Fauci's response about the vaccine.
	It's expected mutations.
	They believe this variant spreads more efficiently.
	Yeah, that's right.
	We have the variant problem.
	Oh, the variant.
	Stand by.
	Because of changes to its spike protein, which can more easily dock onto human cells.
	The evolution of the virus does not appear to make people sicker or the illness deadlier.
	Not long after officials said it had spread widely in London, the variant was detected here at home.
	It appears from what we learned from the UK and what we'll prove here is that this particular mutation does in fact make the virus better at transmitting from one person to another.
	I found that to just be a weird comment.
	It makes it better.
	I think more infectious would be a term.
	But if you're like, it spreads it better.
	Get ready for the vaccine, you fools.
	And you know what you got to do with the vaccine.
	There's only one thing to do with the vaccine.
	And then we've heard a lot about vitamin D, zinc, flu shots being helpful tools to fight the virus.
	Can you give us an update or perspective on these opinions?
	Yes, so the most effective thing to fight the virus right now Fight the vaccine, people!
	Fight the vaccine!
	You know what to do!
	That's a little switcheroo.
	I like it.
	Now, here's my favorite.
	This is from the World Economic Forum podcast.
	I'm the podfather, so I'm allowed to listen to these and consume these and critique them as well as I wish.
	This is, in fact, the Great Reset podcast.
	Oh, oh, I have an and finally and finally.
	I almost forgot.
	So if there's a light at the end of the pandemic tunnel, maybe that light is the vaccine or indeed vaccines.
	Who would have thought that in less than a year from that press conference I played you right at the start, we'd have two, maybe three viable viruses that are actually going out right now.
	And again...
	Unbelievable.
	It's not just one.
	Does this ever end?
	But in context of the variant, in context of the variant...
	We'd have two, maybe three viable viruses that are actually going out right now.
	And again...
	I mean, he even laughs.
	So you tell me.
	Does the truth want to come out?
	A little bit too much of that for my taste.
	I mean, keep them coming.
	I'm not saying to stop doing that.
	Keep them coming.
	It's starting to really get me a little worried.
	About what?
	I mean, that this keeps coming out, this gaff.
	No, it's because the truth is coming out.
	I mean, it's not the truth wants to come out.
	It really wants to come out.
	You are collecting these.
	You have so many now.
	Yeah, I have about ten.
	So we're going to put together a supercut, but I'd like ten more.
	So thanks to the producers who are out there searching for these.
	New Year's Eve, we're keeping it with the Rona.
	First, a big thumbs down and boo hiss to the mayor of New York City, de Blasio, who forced everybody to stay home and then was dancing romantically with his wife on Times Square.
	These people have no clue, do they?
	Do not understand how horrible that looks and how...
	I've gotten emails, text messages, New Year's Eve itself, people are like, look, turn on the TV, turn on the TV! De Blasio's out there dancing.
	He wanted the place to himself.
	Yeah.
	And the Chinese, who usually own that whole ceremony every year, Guangdong.
	In the UK, the BBC... They're okay with all this new New Year's Eve.
	This is the new New Year's Eve, ladies and gentlemen.
	This is how we're going to live.
	They love it over there.
	But did we ever really enjoy New Year's Eve that much?
	Or was our enjoyment countered by a sense that we should be having the best time ever?
	For many, the burden of expectation has been unbearable.
	But now that pressure is off.
	I'm relieved because it gives me an excuse not to go out.
	Lockdown New Year's Eve is absolutely perfect for me.
	Tash Bell is a features writer for the Telegraph newspaper.
	The problem with New Year's Eve is you always have FOMO, which is not that you're squirting foam around your kitchen trying to have fun, but your fear of missing out.
	And you're always convinced everybody else is having more fun than you are.
	And this year you know they're all a starless you.
	I find that quite comforting.
	You know, nobody's going to be able to post a picture on Facebook showing the wonderful time they're having in some great nightclub at two in the morning.
	They're all going to be at home in their slippers sobbing quietly into a cocoa that they're probably laced with gin.
	And that's really how we should always do New Year's Eve.
	I think we should all be at home in our slippers drunk.
	Around the world, people have different ways of ushering in the new year.
	In Romania, they dress up as dancing bears.
	In Denmark, they drop plates.
	And in Johannesburg, they throw fridges out of windows.
	But whatever you do, this year you can sit back and relax, because that non-stop party feeling that many find oppressive is off the agenda.
	It's off the agenda...
	Well, let's look at the statistics, everybody, as we check the economics of the lockdown in the UK. These prices are in British pounds, so that could be zero.
	Who knows?
	This is the latest.
	Beer sales during the lockdown in the UK up by 792 million pounds.
	Wine We're good to go.
	Went down in sales by 149 million pounds.
	Juices went down in sales by 50 million.
	And my favorite, and this will define our fine British friends with whom we have a special relationship, the sales of deodorant decreased by 47 million pounds.
	So in the UK, clearly the future of New Year's Eve is drinky and stinky.
	Oh, you went a long way for that.
	Thank you.
	You have to...
	I don't want you to play it again.
	But you have to, in your minds at least, think of these two people that were making this commentary.
	One of them, the guy himself was a dud.
	He was a pill.
	He was just some sort of a...
	He's the kind of guy no one would ever invite to have a beer.
	So he should probably be fine at home.
	The woman was a depressive of some sort.
	Call him this for the Telegraph.
	If that doesn't make you depressed in this day and age, nothing will.
	That's what it is.
	And she thinks that everyone should be sobbing in their gin-laced coffee.
	That's her idea of a celebration.
	And she sounds like someone nobody would ever want to be near.
	Correct.
	I don't want to sound like a misogynist.
	I got no tingle from listening to her.
	Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
	Let's go down under.
	We have a situation.
	It's a bad situation in Australia.
	It's back in Victoria.
	We need to send in the Super Spreader Task Force as we have found five people tested positive.
	Oh my gosh!
	Good evening.
	There's chaos and anger at border checkpoints as Victorians make a desperate dash back from New South Wales before the midnight cut-off.
	Queues of cars stretched for kilometres with frustrated drivers accusing the Government of putting lives at risk.
	Jodie Lee begins our coverage.
	In a frantic rush to get home, but going nowhere.
	COVID-19 once again robbing Victorians of their interstate holidays.
	And there were more chaotic scenes today, with the border to New South Wales set to slam shut to everyone at 11.59 tonight.
	Personally, I think it's a bit ridiculous because I don't think there's been that many cases so far.
	So this is only based on cases, a handful of cases.
	You were not even allowed to transit through the state of Victoria.
	I think if you went 150 miles an hour with the doors locked and the windows up, then it was okay.
	But, oh, don't you stop for a rest stop.
	Holiday makers are rushing back from all parts of New South Wales, forcing many on marathon drives.
	Four, five hours, seven hours.
	We spent 13 hours on the road.
	Adam Nell and his family from Warrnambool are returning from Newcastle.
	He says Victoria's health department told him to drive home via Bathurst.
	Because we're not allowed to drive through the red zone, not even to go via the highway.
	We're told that the virus can get in through the air vents of the car.
	A permit system is being set up for Victorians returning from other parts of the country through New South Wales with strict conditions.
	Up to 15-minute stops, wearing a face mask, socially distancing, etc.
	Under certain conditions, we'll be able to make that cross-state journey.
	Well, they should have an idea because we've told them when you hit your fall and winter, you're going to be locked down again.
	You can't stop these cases, so you're going to get ready for it.
	Now, you have no influenza during the summer, so you're fine, so no one's dying.
	It's coming back.
	You guys are about five months behind us.
	Now, lots of stories, and this kind of leads me to believe that we may have a skewed view, lots of stories about vaccine hesitancy, and those are backed up by numbers.
	Who knows what the numbers are, but the story goes like this.
	The president, orange man, promised 20 million vaccines by the end of the year.
	And the 20 million vaccines have been dispersed, but they're not getting into arms.
	They're not jumping up and flying into arms fast enough.
	And this is being sold in the mainstream as vaccine hesitancy on one hand.
	On the other hand, it's being sold as Operation Warp Speed Trump sucks.
	Yeah, Trump sucks.
	Trump sucks.
	Operation Trump sucks.
	Now, I know that you see only evidence that people will be lining up for this.
	Oh, and I've got more today.
	I've got clips.
	Good.
	Well, then why don't I play the hesitancy clips, and we'll see if...
	And where are you getting these clips?
	ABC, CBS, CNN... Are they all couched in a certain way to make it...
	that it's a mistake to be hesitant?
	No, no, no.
	Oh, yeah, that it's a mistake to be hesitant.
	Oh, yes.
	Oh, of course.
	But they're giving explanations.
	So let's listen first to ABC. Uh...
	And in Maryland, less than a fifth of the shots provided have actually been administered.
	The rest still sitting in freezers.
	The government now making plans to start an educational campaign to encourage people to get the vaccine.
	By the time we get to the early fall, we will have enough good herd immunity to be able to really get back to some strong semblance of normality.
	Yeah, well, we'll talk about his bullcrap later.
	Here's ABC World News tonight, blaming at least some of this lack of vaccines getting into arms on the frontline healthcare workers.
	With the country facing limited supplies, a substantial lack of infrastructure, and an already overworked roster of healthcare workers, nationwide only about 4.2 million Americans have been vaccinated so far, almost 80% short of the Trump administration's goal of 20 million by the new year.
	So it's just not working, and there's no state that's got it right.
	Four states have still not yet vaccinated one half of one percent of their populations, including Ohio, where officials say they're less worried about supply and more concerned about convincing people to take the shots available.
	We've had some folks that say basically they want to wait and see, see what happens with the vaccine.
	In Knox County alone, half the health department and 60 percent of EMS workers have elected not to get vaccinated right now.
	And again, we're not going to make them, but we just wish that they had a higher compliance.
	And it will likely take mass compliance to return to normal life, a fact Colorado Superintendent Scott Siegfried is using to encourage his staff, the school's nurses, receiving their first shots Friday.
	I can't require, I won't require that employees get the vaccine, but I said once you have the opportunity, then we're going back to school full-time, all kids, all of us.
	Mayor, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti went on CNN with Jake Tapper to blame it on the healthcare workers.
	According to county officials, between 20 to 40% of frontline workers in L.A. County are refusing to take the vaccine.
	Why?
	And what's being done to convince them?
	What a conundrum.
	These are the heroes.
	They're in the Heroes Act.
	We clapped for them every single night.
	And now what do we do?
	We call them douchebags?
	This is tough one.
	They need to get vaccinated.
	Yeah, that was in some areas.
	I think the number is better in the city of Los Angeles.
	For instance, our firefighters, we had a survey.
	I was out with my firefighters getting them vaccinated.
	Over 90% of them said that they're going to get the vaccine.
	And as soon as they talked to a buddy who got it, know that there's a sore arm, maybe a little bit of a headache to treat with Tylenol, we're seeing people come in record numbers.
	So I think we...
	We have to build that trust, especially where we see federal government that's played politics with so much of this crisis.
	There is a lot of mistrust and distrust out there, but I do believe that we will be able to, and we're sprinting, by the way, on our vaccines here, as quick as we are putting them in the arms of our medical workers, our firefighter paramedics, and of course now we're surging them into our nursing facilities, our skilled nursing facilities.
	Wow, that's interesting.
	He's surging into the nursing facilities.
	And of course now we're surging into our skilled nursing facilities.
	So we're not finding as much in the city.
	But I think there's a lot of folks out there who have question marks simply because there hasn't been unified messaging on this.
	But I can't wait to get the vaccine when it's my turn.
	I'm not going to be jumping the line.
	But I certainly will do that.
	Jumping the line.
	All of us will.
	So that we can get back our economy and get back our city to normal.
	This is the real message.
	Yeah, the jumping the line I liked.
	I like that a lot.
	One of our producers sent us a note with a couple of...
	Additional vaccine cop-out lines that we're famous for helping the entire Gitmo Nation utilize these things to get around all kinds of government bullcrap.
	And we already launched this on the last show.
	Here's some additional ones.
	And this is producer Joe.
	I'm glad someone else thought of doing this.
	I was approached as part of the staff at a hospital and offered a free vaccine.
	I simply looked the doctor in the eye and said...
	I cannot in good conscience take a vaccine when there's so many of hundreds of thousands of people that need it with type 1 diabetes, heart problems, serious medical conditions, permanent disabilities.
	No.
	I'll go to the back of the line.
	And the philanthropic approach, he suggests...
	It goes as follows.
	No, I'm going to wait on my vaccination.
	There are so many people that just can't afford to get this, and they need it badly, so I actually was thinking of giving mine to someone else.
	These are good, baby.
	These are good.
	This is where the producers really do come in handy.
	There's a creative, kind of a collective creativity that is really something beyond the abilities of any one or two individuals.
	But I like the combo of saying, maybe you start off, are you going to take the vaccine?
	No, man, I don't want to jump the line.
	In fact, I think I should be at the back of the line, and here's why.
	And then you use any one of those options.
	Yeah, you do a bunch of virtue signaling.
	But the jump the line is good.
	Yes, reverse virtue signaling.
	Yeah, reverse virtue.
	You're virtue signaling in a way that is unexpected.
	Yeah, it's RVS. RBS. Russ.
	I'm russin'.
	CBS has a shorty, but man, they're on it.
	With 2020 behind us, hopes placed in vaccines are already plagued by confusion and long lines.
	Vaccine distribution has been anything but warp speed in several states.
	So far, just 12.5 million doses have been distributed, and less than 3 million have actually been administered.
	Not even close to the 20 million vaccinations pledged by the end of the year.
	Now, there's a number of problems, and Mo and I, we were taping on Monday, but we were talking yesterday for about an hour, and And he says that they're going to start replacing the black celebrities that we know today because they have not done their job.
	They are not able to motivate our ADOS brothers and sisters into taking a vaccine.
	And Mo's information comes firsthand.
	He says, no one.
	No one he knows.
	No friends.
	Sure, some people may say it and get it anyway.
	But the distrust...
	In the American Descendants of Slavery community, also known as the Black and Brown communities, is so high, especially after the nurse with the Bell Palsy.
	Whether it's true or not, it doesn't matter.
	And to take it all the way, his mother, Mama Fax, who is a pastor, To have her not go to church was a big deal, but she's all in on that, and she's doing church on Zoom.
	But when it comes to the vaccine, uh-uh, hard stop.
	Not happening.
	And you don't hear it anymore.
	They did that for a little bit, and now they've tried the forced thing, like, hey, black and brown communities, we're going to do you first!
	And that didn't work.
	Oh, that's never going to work.
	Those zip codes emptied out immediately.
	But when it comes down to it, you need to trust the right sources.
	If you're just out there on the internet, you're going to get very bad information.
	And this is why Dr.
	Kat of the HALO team at the World Health Organization and United Nations, who are out there on the TikToks, giving you the information.
	She tells you what to do.
	Hey, Dr.
	Kat, epidemiologist.
	Today we're going to learn about levels of evidence.
	So as you can see behind me, there's a pyramid, and the quality of the data is ranged from best to least.
	As the quality of the data goes down, the amount of bias in the data goes up.
	So when you see a Facebook post like this saying somebody died after taking the vaccine, but you can't find it anywhere else, Or if you see a tweet like this saying someone that was in a car accident was miscoded as COVID-19, these levels of evidence are down here where it says anecdotal.
	However, for the vaccine trials, randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled trials in a peer-reviewed journal, those are up here.
	So just make sure that when you're looking at information on the internet to draw conclusions from, that you're drawing it from good quality sources.
	And an example of a good quality source is a doctor on TikTok.
	Yes, Dr.
	Kat, we believe in you.
	Take the vaccine.
	There's something ironic and idiotic about what she's doing on TikTok.
	What she's describing as how to analyze information and quality of information.
	And she's doing it on TikTok.
	Yeah, exactly.
	The Chinese own TikTok.
	What if it happened to that deal?
	I don't know what you have.
	I have one more thing which we can just listen to a bit or play as much as we want.
	I have a special report on free the vaccine.
	Let's do this.
	Free the vaccine?
	Free the vaccine.
	Free the vaccine.
	Okay.
	Now let's go with the way to start.
	We'll do it with the proper.
	This one here will do with the vaccine.
	It's under, oh brother, P-R-O-P-L-R-V-S. I got it.
	That's our opener.
	It's Vaxillin.
	You even wrote it there.
	This is Winifred Banima, Executive Director of UNAIDS, in a video produced by the People's Vaccine Alliance.
	Huge pharmaceutical companies are keeping the vaccine research a secret.
	They're deciding how many vaccines get made, how much to charge for them, and who gets vaccinated.
	This will no doubt leave billions of people behind.
	Well, part of that's true, what we just heard on the patent stuff.
	They can make decisions.
	Well, they're going against this, and they're making a big deal.
	They want this whole organization.
	Well, here, replay free the vaccine for a little background.
	As the United States, Britain, and other nations begin unprecedented mass vaccination campaigns to combat the COVID-19 pandemic, Last dose.
	could miss out on the coronavirus vaccine until at least 2022, because wealthy countries, including the United States, are hoarding enough doses to vaccinate their entire populations between three and five times over.
	The report was issued by the People's Vaccine Alliance, which includes Amnesty International, Frontline AIDS, Global Justice Now, and Oxfam.
	Okay, how come I didn't hear Bill Gates Foundation listed in that?
	For obvious reasons.
	Because Bill Gates wants to make money, and these people want the vaccine to be free and public domain.
	Doesn't mean that he wouldn't be in that group.
	You'd be surprised.
	No, he wouldn't be in that group in a million years.
	Bill Gates and Oxfam very rarely are on the same operation.
	And I use the word operation, by the way.
	Yes, I heard it.
	I heard it.
	Do they have a website?
	Well, if you're looking for that, you won't find any evidence of it.
	Okay.
	There's one woman, they brought another woman on who started complaining about everything and it was just funny to listen to her because she must have been hard to find someone complaining these days.
	Well, complaining about the fact that these vaccines cost money, and it cost money to develop.
	And of course, this is completely on a different track, everything I'm playing here, on a different track of what track you were on, with the Fauci and these things patented and all the kind of scheming going on in the background.
	These people are the naive believers.
	Or are they controlled opposition?
	They're not controlled, I can tell you that much.
	Well, first of all, let's start with what Tedros has to say.
	This is people's vaccine.
	He even brings it up.
	Which one?
	People's vaccine.
	Tedros.
	Got it.
	Wait.
	Let me just practice.
	Dez.
	Millions of Dez.
	Okay.
	We simply cannot accept a world in which the poor and marginalized are trampled by the rich and powerful in the stampede for vaccines.
	The stampede.
	This is a global thing.
	Yeah, I like that too.
	I gotta keep that a stampede.
	Not stampede, no stampede.
	Which is actually better and more descriptive.
	You're getting stamped out, citizen.
	In the stampede for vaccines.
	This is a global crisis, and the solutions must be shared equitably as global public goods, not as private commodities that widen inequalities.
	Uh-huh.
	I feel a patent lawsuit coming.
	I feel more than that.
	I feel this is a prelude to a socialization of all kinds of things.
	This is socialism.
	And they're starting to promote the idea that all countries are equal.
	Yes.
	All people are equal, John.
	And all people are equal.
	And so you end up with this woman who comes on, and I think she mentions her name.
	This is the People's Vaccine Complaining Woman, Part 1.
	It doesn't say one, just that's what it is.
	And give a listen to her and her logic.
	And the I kind of think this is a future way of looking at things for the for the social justice warriors in this country and for the Justice Democrats and for the Democrat Party.
	And it just but it's some of it is just like, why?
	OK, here we go.
	Dr.
	Moga Kamalyane joined us from Oxford, England.
	She's policy advisor to the People's Vaccine Alliance.
	She worked for decades on access to medicines and healthcare in developing countries.
	I asked Dr.
	Moga Kamalyane to talk about the call for a people's vaccine.
	Well, the People's Vaccine is a coalition of organizations like Amnesty, Frontline AIDS, Global Justice, Oxfam.
	It's co-led by Oxfam and UNAIDS and it has so many people, academics, health activists, health experts, NGOs, patient groups from all over the world.
	United, for one aim, which has a people's vaccine, not a profit vaccine.
	So we want a vaccine.
	Basically, we're calling for vaccination that is available for all people at risk and then for everybody once we have enough doses.
	But not the way it's happening now, where if you happen to be born in a rich country, you get the vaccine.
	If you happen to be born in a poor country, don't.
	And yesterday in the UK, they started vaccinating older people and there was some clapping and, you know, it was a lot of joy.
	And of course, that's brilliant, you know, that there is hope that this problem that we're all suffering from will be, you know, like there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
	However, that joy is only limited to people living here.
	I've got friends and relatives and people that I work with in other countries, in developing countries, who are saying, yeah, and what about us?
	And yeah, what about them?
	So this is really a big problem.
	There's just so many.
	It's kind of dividing the world between those who have and can pay and those who don't and can't pay.
	And therefore, well, you can stand in the back of the queue.
	We don't know when you can get the vaccine.
	And that is just not right.
	It's not right.
	Wow.
	I'm looking at U.N. AIDS because these are the people behind this.
	It's all chicks, man.
	It's all chicks, man.
	Here's who they are.
	The governance.
	Here we go.
	I have the co-sponsors.
	It's all UN. UNHCR, UNICEF, WPF, World Food Program, UNDP, I don't know what that is, UNFPA, UNODC, UN Women, ILO, UNESCO, WHO, and the World Bank, and then the ambassadors, or some of the ambassadors, I can't mention them all, These are, it's interesting, First Lady of Rwanda, First Lady of Cameroon, First Lady of Chad, First Lady of Côte d'Ivoire, First Lady of Namibia.
	Let's see, Victoria Beckham, First Lady of Soccer.
	Who else do we have?
	Ooh, cutie, Vera Brezhinsna.
	So it's a whole bunch of women.
	Hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	Very interesting, this group.
	I like it.
	It's your future, people.
	Yeah, I like it.
	It's a very interesting group.
	This group is, I don't, you know, I think probably years ago I probably would have said it sounds like a bunch of dingbats, but it's cruel.
	Well, here's what bothers me.
	This group is literally the U.N. AIDS group.
	Yes, and here's what bothers me.
	They buy into this propagandistic nonsense, promoted by, I think, your first clip of the show.
	That whole idea that the big pharma is using these people as stooges, as useful idiots.
	Because if this was a real group and if they really cared about AIDS, what they would be saying right now is, hey, Fauci, Hello, same people from the 80s and 90s.
	Hello, you same people.
	You could get a vaccine together in less than a year for something that was said to be impossible.
	And where are we on AIDS exactly?
	Not a word of this.
	That's a good point.
	I like that.
	Yeah, what about AIDS? What about AIDS? I remember when AIDS first showed up in the newspapers in 1986, I think.
	I remember when friends of mine died in the hospital because they got AZT. And the first thing you read, well, this is that way, AZT came a little later, but the first thing you read when this thing cropped up in 86, at least it was earlier.
	It was early, but 86 is when they started dying at Studio 54.
	Well, 86 is when they started, that's when they started noticing and started writing articles.
	And I remember reading the first article I read was, well, don't worry about it.
	It takes seven years to have a vaccine.
	And the year then was seven years to develop a vaccine.
	And I think they've spent $300 billion.
	Yeah, well, they didn't get anywhere.
	No, same people.
	Same people.
	Well, talking about same people, let's go back to that woman who was yakking away, worried about the rich and the poor, and the rich get more, and that's unfair.
	Yeah.
	On moral grounds, it's not right.
	On public health grounds, because everybody's saying nobody's safe until everybody's safe.
	Yeah, okay.
	How do you make everybody safe?
	So, a vaccine nationalism will not get you to everybody's sake.
	And also, on economic ground, you're not going to get the economy growing if just one, or back to normal, if one country vaccinate its population and the rest of the world isn't.
	You can't trade with people who are sick, or people who have a high level of infection.
	Really?
	You know, it just doesn't make sense.
	We're doing it now.
	The important point is that this is not kind of fact of life that, oh, we have limited amount of vaccines.
	Actually, that's not the case.
	There are other options that will enable the world to produce more vaccines and therefore vaccinate more people.
	So, Basically what's happening now, if you can imagine that we have a small pie, so that's one vaccine, a small pie, and so basically the rich can have the bigger share of it, and then we'll have just crumbs left for developing countries.
	While the idea is that, well, why don't we increase the pie?
	So everybody can have a decent share of it, rather than fighting on a little one.
	And because we're better than you.
	We're number one.
	Adam, you don't get it.
	You just make a bigger pie.
	That's all it takes.
	It's that simple.
	Just a bigger pie.
	Why don't you just make the bigger pie and shut up?
	Grow the pie.
	All right, so that was that, and that's what's going on now.
	Meanwhile, India, which has probably four times our population, and half the deaths that we've had.
	The deaths.
	So they have four times as many people as squalor, a lot of squalor in India.
	Are they stumped for the vaccine?
	They have squalor.
	They bathe in the Ganges.
	They ride on the outside of the train.
	They have, like I said, one, two, three, four times the population and they have one half the number of cases we have because we're number one.
	And they don't even eat cows.
	That may be the reason.
	So, I was listening to this clip and there's a little oddity in this clip.
	This is the India vaccinations?
	Well, they are going to use the AstraZeneca jab.
	Now, this is the thing that's always gotten me.
	How many companies have developed a vaccine...
	Can we name them?
	I think 15.
	But I cannot name them all, but I can give you Moderna.
	And you've got to count in BioNTech, because I think that counts as a name.
	We've got Pfizer.
	We've got Johnson& Johnson.
	We've got AstraZeneca.
	AstraZeneca.
	The Russians got one?
	The Russians got one.
	The Chinese have two.
	The Chinese have two.
	Yeah, they got two.
	Sanofi?
	I think, don't the French have one?
	You know what?
	The answer is, none of them.
	They all have the same saline.
	Maybe.
	But there's even another one I never heard of that they brought up in this play.
	This is from France 24.
	This is on the vaccinations going on in India.
	Going through the motions for an upcoming vaccination drive.
	Clinic staff and would-be patients gather at health centers in India, but no one is receiving a COVID-19 vaccine just yet.
	As per the Government of India guidelines, we are doing the dry run today.
	Our arrangements are satisfactory.
	We have waiting room, our vaccination room and monitoring area.
	Our teams are in place.
	Saturday, India put its vaccine delivery system to the test, checking if its health infrastructure is ready to deal with transportation, cold storage and mass inoculation.
	A chance for staff to test an online database and for drill participants to look towards the future.
	I'm not afraid.
	To end this pandemic, we have to get vaccinated.
	For a year, I've been working in public health and I'd like to get injected and also motivate others to do the same.
	The nationwide rehearsal took place a day after India's drug regulator recommended emergency use of two coronavirus vaccines.
	One made by AstraZeneca and Oxford University, the other by India's Barrett Biotech.
	Two more are on trial in the country.
	Barrett Biotech?
	When it comes to medicine and doctors, my first choices would be Indian and Iraqi.
	I'm not kidding.
	The Iraqis are really good doctors.
	Well, there's a lot of good Indian doctors, no doubt about that.
	Sure, sure.
	Lots of them.
	I still kind of prefer the good old Jewish doctor.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	I can see why you'd like that.
	Like a...
	Kind of like a...
	Yeah.
	I gotcha.
	I don't know what you're getting at.
	No, I don't know either, but I could just see that.
	I could see that you like the chicken soup guy.
	And the matzo bowl.
	So Barrett Biotech is another one to put on the list.
	How many of these guys are...
	It's just crazy.
	It's out of control, which makes me even more suspicious of the saline shot.
	I'm telling you, there's something going on.
	No, no, no, there's not something going on.
	There's something going on.
	Let me see what I have.
	World Economic Forum.
	Fewer people say they take the COVID-19 vaccine than three months ago.
	Pregnant women...
	They've got to suppress that kind of data and get people to take the jab.
	Get it in your arm.
	Pregnant women agonize Washington Post over whether to get the coronavirus vaccine.
	42 people in West Virginia mistakenly given virus treatment instead of vaccine.
	That was a good one.
	240 Israelis found with COVID after vaccination.
	California hospital busted for giving COVID vaccine to relatives.
	I think that could be a planted story.
	Let's make it look like everyone wants it so bad.
	So bad.
	I agree.
	Elon Musk, though, is uncancellable.
	I have mad respect for Elon Musk serving the...
	Military-industrial complex and, in a big way, and virtue signalers across the world with his cars, Elon Musk slams, slams, slams!
	Whoa, you got butt slams!
	Slams Bill Gates as a knucklehead and a stupid person and defends his vow not to take coronavirus vaccine.
	How does...
	Who, uh, Musk?
	Musk, yeah.
	Right on.
	Elon, welcome to Texas.
	You know, Musk is going to have to start shutting up.
	No, I don't.
	He's like, what's his name?
	The billionaire in China who starts condemning the Chinese government?
	The Alibaba guy?
	Oh, Jack Ma.
	Oh yeah, they shut him up.
	He's going to end up dead.
	But this is different.
	It's possible he has so many credits.
	Musk thinks he's beyond, he's above it all.
	He is.
	He is.
	I love him for it.
	You go, Elon.
	Accidents happen.
	Wow.
	Red book, everybody.
	Cool.
	I can't get on board with that.
	Uh, let's see.
	Oh yes, I did.
	There was a story about the mink.
	I can't get off that story.
	Utah mink.
	He loved the mink.
	I can't help it.
	A wild American mink in Utah is tested positive for the coronavirus.
	Oh no!
	Hold on a second.
	We gotta do it properly.
	Oh no!
	Oh no!
	Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts.
	Ultra mink is the first wild animal to test positive for coronavirus!
	The wild mink was infected with a variant.
	A variant of the coronavirus.
	A variant.
	I can't help but recognize the word variant popping up with the mink.
	A variant of the coronavirus that was indistinguishable.
	From viruses taken from nearby farmed minks.
	That suggests that wild mink acquired the infection from farmed animals.
	That's why they have to die.
	They're coming for your pets.
	They're coming for them.
	They're going to euthanize your dog.
	Well, it's about time.
	I'm sure you're all for it.
	No, I love dogs.
	At least move to New York.
	She left yesterday.
	She's moving to Brooklyn.
	She's going against the trend.
	Why would anybody at this point in history, in history, I go way back, move to New York?
	Because she's 24.
	She should be doing this.
	If you want to do something crazy and nutty, do it when you're young.
	I'm all for that, but that's not really the point.
	I don't know what my point was now.
	What were we talking about?
	You said she was moving to New York.
	You were talking about minks.
	Right, I got it.
	So Tina and I, now we're really empty nesters.
	My daughter is 6,000 miles away.
	My stepdaughter is in Chicago, locked down, and my other stepdaughter is going to Brooklyn.
	So, we're now talking dogs, John!
	Oh my god!
	Yep.
	And the problem is not even getting dogs.
	The problem is not having dogs.
	The problem is what to name the dogs.
	Well, before you go on with this, I will say a couple things.
	You have to know that my daughter's a dog walker and a professional about dogs.
	And so she knows the breeds.
	I don't really mind which breed it is.
	Oh, you will.
	But I don't want a dog named...
	Here's the names, Tina.
	She says at least one of the dogs has to be named Paul Anka.
	Whoa, stop, stop, stop.
	New information.
	One of the dogs...
	I told you, you didn't listen.
	I said two dogs were thinking about getting dogs.
	Oh, I missed the two part.
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah, you can't have one dog because they get lonely.
	Exactly.
	So dog number one is Paul Anka.
	Paul Anka?
	And dog number two, Doris Day.
	I mean, what is this woman trying to do to me?
	You can't name your dog after dead celebrities.
	Paul Anka may still be alive.
	He's not dead.
	Now the Paul Anka is because the dog in the Gilmore Girls is named Paul Anka.
	So I think I'm going to have to relent on Paul Anka.
	So I need a better dog name that can show superiority over Paul Anka.
	Brutus.
	No, that's not.
	Spike.
	Duke.
	King.
	Rocco.
	King.
	Here, King.
	Here, King.
	Yeah, King's a great name.
	All I need to be doing is out playing with the dogs, walking in the neighborhood going, here, Paul Anka, here, Doris Day.
	I mean, we might as well put the assless chaps on and say, here I am.
	Just put a big sign on your head.
	You might as well wear a tutu while you're walking the dogs.
	Paul Anka, Doris, Doris Day!
	Oh my goodness.
	You can't name a dog Doris Day.
	Besides that, dogs don't usually have two names.
	How about I just call them Orange?
	Orange!
	That would kind of work, yelling that up and down the street.
	Doris Day and Paul Anka.
	I think you should name the dog Shithead.
	I would have had a cat named Dickhead.
	Here, Shithead!
	Hey, Shithead!
	I've kind of done that one.
	Not really.
	I don't think that's going to be too good.
	You have no sense of humor.
	Oh, no.
	I've got no sense of humor.
	You're going to hate having these two dogs.
	Let's go back to the clip I wanted to play at least some of.
	Because after nine months, ten months of us, and this is important, we deconstruct so much along the way so early that I'm just getting a little tired of people sending us clips we played three months ago.
	Because they recycle.
	The simulation that we're in can't come up with new stuff.
	So then, oh, here's that clip again.
	They've run out of material.
	They've run out of material.
	And I think that swine flu stuff you played at the beginning proves it.
	Yeah, recycled material.
	Same thing, same player, same actor, same bullcrap.
	But our liberal friend, who has, you know, I think is a true liberal, not a crazy Democratic Party operative.
	Are you talking about the banker?
	No, Jimmy Dore.
	Oh, Jimmy Dore.
	Jimmy Dore.
	Jimmy Dore is a classic liberal.
	I see him more as a classic progressive.
	Oh, okay.
	Progressive.
	Hates Trump.
	We have been showing the numbers since day one, since the two million people were going to die, and the Imperial College model, and we've pulled everything apart, and we've ripped everything to shreds.
	We saw the switcheroo with the numbers.
	We saw the combination of the numbers.
	All of it.
	All of it.
	And the lying, and the lying by one man in particular, King Fauci, Saint Fauci, Jimmy Dore, welcome citizen, we've been waiting your arrival.
	It's interesting how he does all this after Trump loses an election, or at least momentarily.
	Now Jimmy Dore is coming out and saying, oh, that guy's a liar, that guy's full of shit.
	At least he's doing it.
	And I could have deconstructed this clip myself, but I thought it was more interesting to listen to Jimmy Dore do it.
	Let's talk about some of the solutions.
	This is Dana Bash with Fauci.
	In terms of coronavirus, you acknowledged to the New York Times that you've moved the goalposts.
	In terms of what it would take to reach so-called herd immunity in the United States.
	Here's what you said.
	You said when polls said only about half of all Americans would take a vaccine, I was saying herd immunity would take 70 to 75 percent.
	Then when newer surveys said 60 percent or more would take it, I thought I can nudge this up a bit.
	So I went to 80, 85.
	And then you go on to say that it may be as high as 90 percent.
	So my question is, why weren't you straight with the American people about this to begin with?
	No, actually, Dana, I don't think it can be interpreted as being straight or not.
	We have to realize that we have to be humble and realize what we don't know.
	These are pure estimates, and the calculations that I made, 70-75%, it's a range.
	The range is going to be somewhere between 70 and 85%.
	The reason I first started saying 70-75%, I brought it up...
	So he's lying, because he first started saying 60-70%.
	So now he's actually, again, trying to bullshit you by saying he started by saying 70 to 75, which he didn't.
	He started by saying 60 to 70.
	So he's even lying in his middle of lying.
	Welcome, citizen.
	This is the guy in charge of our health care.
	85, that's not a big leap to go from 75 to 85.
	It was really based on calculations.
	What's that?
	It's funny to listen to this guy.
	You know, I said, it'd be me going, well, I said 70, I think 70 or maybe 60.
	I could have said 68 as possible.
	I said 70, maybe it was 71.
	Not sure, but it's 71, 72.
	It doesn't really make any difference because there's not much of a difference.
	You're going 71, 72, 73 to 74, 75, 76, maybe 76, maybe 77, maybe 78.
	I don't know.
	But I remember saying 71, but I was thinking 77 or 76 or 75.
	I don't know.
	You're hired.
	I mean, just these numbers.
	Just listen to this guy.
	You're hired.
	And this is about the vaccination rate we need in order to achieve herd immunity.
	And it's a fantastic piece, but I just liked it extra with Jimmy Dore deconstructing it because he's mad.
	He's finally waking up and seeing the bull crap that's been shoved in our face, particularly from Fauci and friends, and wait until Jimmy Dore really discovers what's going on.
	This is the guy in charge of our health care.
	That's not a big leap to go from 75 to 85.
	It was really based on calculations and pure extrapolations from measles.
	Measles is about 98% effective vaccine.
	Now, I would have stopped the clip here and said, you're going to tell me that measles is more infectious than COVID-19?
	Where was the lockdown then?
	Where was that lockdown?
	The COVID-19 vaccine is about 94, 95 percent.
	When you get below 90 percent of the population vaccinated with measles, you start seeing a breakthrough against the herd immunity.
	People starting to get infected like we saw in the upper New York City.
	Of course.
	And in New York City with the Orthodox Jewish group.
	Blame it on the Jews!
	When we had measles outbreak.
	So I made a calculation that COVID-19...
	Totally unnecessary he did that, Mr.
	Jesuit.
	I think it was unnecessary for him to say, we saw that with the Orthodox Jews.
	I think it's unnecessary that he did that.
	For New York State and in New York City with the Orthodox Jewish group when we had measles outbreak.
	So I made a calculation that COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2, is not as nearly as transmissible as measles.
	Measles is the most transmissible infection you can imagine.
	So I would imagine that you would need something...
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	What about the new variant?
	Isn't that more transmissible?
	And he imagines that he imagines.
	He's imagining things on top of things he's imagined.
	Really as transmissible as measles.
	Measles is the most transmissible infection you can imagine.
	So I would imagine that you would need something a little bit less than the 90%.
	That's where I got to the 85%.
	But I think we all have to be honest and humble.
	Nobody really knows for sure.
	But I think 70% to 85% for herd immunity for COVID-19 is a reasonable estimate.
	And in fact, most of my epidemiology colleagues agree with me.
	Of course, nothing is exact.
	I guess my question was about polling.
	It seemed in that quote to suggest that you were basing your recommendation on polling and what people could accept.
	Is that not what you meant?
	No, I mean, it's a bit of that.
	I want to encourage the people of the...
	So when he just said no, and then he immediately said yes, it's a bit of that.
	No, it's a bit of that.
	Yes, that means yes.
	Dr.
	Anthony Fauci, and I've said this on this show, I'll say it right now.
	I love this.
	Is a pathological liar.
	No!
	Say it ain't so, Jimmy Dore!
	And should not be heading the coronavirus response.
	Dr.
	Anthony Fauci is a pathological liar.
	He can't do an interview where he doesn't lie.
	He just lied twice in one sentence.
	She knows he's lying.
	Yeah, she does.
	What does that look tell you?
	She knows he's full of shit.
	She's talked to people like him all her life.
	She knows when someone's obfuscating and bullshitting.
	And he is.
	And she knows it.
	That's why she asked that question a second time.
	United States and globally to get vaccinated because as many as we possibly get vaccinated will get closer to herd immunity.
	So the bottom line is it's a guesstimate.
	I gave a range.
	And I use any discussion like we're having now, Dana, to encourage people to get to that goal of 70 to 85 percent of the people vaccinated.
	That's where we really want to be.
	Okay, and just to put a button on it, no sugarcoating, you're saying 75 to 80% is the goal, in your view, as of now, based on what you know when it comes to herd immunity, not 90%.
	Right, right, right.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	What?
	Wait until Jimmy Dore discovers Carey Mullis.
	Because he will.
	Because I know people watch Jimmy Dore.
	You should send him this clip.
	What is it?
	This is the inventor of the PCR test.
	And it talks specifically about Anthony Fauci from the days of AIDS. The days.
	What is it?
	What is it about humanity that wants to go to all the details and stuff and listen?
	You know, these guys like Fauci get up there and start talking.
	You know, he doesn't know anything really about anything.
	And I say that to his face.
	Nothing.
	Right.
	The man thinks you can take a blood sample and stick it in an electron microscope, and if it's got a virus in there, you'll know it.
	He doesn't understand electron microscopy.
	He doesn't understand medicine.
	He should not be in a position like he's in.
	Most of those guys up there on the top are just total administrative people, and they don't know anything about what's going on at the bottom.
	Those guys have got an agenda, which is not...
	What we would like them to have, being that we pay for them to take care of our health in some way.
	They've got a personal kind of agenda.
	They make up their own rules as they go.
	They change them when they want to.
	And they smugly, like Tony Fauci, does not mind going on television in front of the people who pay his salary and lie directly into the camera.
	I mean, this is not new information.
	And I look forward to Jimmy Dore finding this out.
	Every show should play this.
	They should.
	That's a good clip.
	Every show.
	He's dead now.
	Unfortunately, he passed away at the end of 2019, just before this all kicked off.
	Yeah.
	He's cleared the decks.
	Shit happens.
	Who do we have to get rid of before we pull this one off?
	Hey, where's that Mollus?
	We've got a short list here.
	Yeah, that Mollus is pretty annoying.
	That guy, he could be a problem.
	What are we going to do about it?
	Don't worry about it.
	We'll take care of it.
	That's just the way I see it.
	I'm with you.
	I'm with you.
	Bitcoin, this morning, actually has gone past 34,000, but I got a picture.
	I got a picture of it, 33,333.
	Yeah, I saw it.
	33-33-33.
	Doesn't get much better than that.
	Oh my goodness.
	It's on fire, I tell you.
	It's on fire.
	I learned a new word, which is a word that exists.
	I just never...
	I don't think we've ever discussed it, even though we've discussed the topic many, many times for a long time.
	And let me say that we kind of gloss over the amount of mac and cheese that is being consumed these days.
	Very, very, very early on, we identified mac and cheese as the treat of the future, the slave food for people.
	Depression food.
	And it happened.
	It happened.
	And now we're...
	Right before our very eyes, there's actual mac and cheese shops that have opened and opened for business within the realm of our show.
	Luxury mac and cheese to normalize it with the elites.
	And then just cheap cheddar and shitty pasta melted together.
	And it's been a big favorite.
	It's been a staple of the lockdown.
	Easy for moms to do.
	We've looked at other trends, which we've just clearly identified early on.
	And one of them is the consumption of bugs.
	And you are being particularly disgusted by it.
	I am particularly, and my daughter seems to like the idea.
	Oh, well, that makes sense.
	The term is etymophagy.
	Etymophagy.
	Etymophagy?
	Entomophagy.
	Entomophagy, sorry.
	E-E-E-N-T-O-M-O-P-H-A-G-Y. Entomophagy.
	And I have the definition of entomophagy right here.
	Entomophagy describes the practice of eating insects specifically by humans.
	And this is an interesting ad from Rain Total Body Fuel.
	I don't know if it's a sports drink or something.
	It doesn't really matter.
	But there's a two-parter.
	One is...
	I prefer to drink my bugs.
	Yes!
	Exactly.
	So part one is the backgrounder giving you all the facts and then the pitch.
	Fuel is often thought of as energy or oil, but the most important fuel is food.
	It's time to start thinking about what are you using to fuel your body and how does that impact the world?
	The current environment where tech and fitness are emerging together, it's totally changed my mindset about fitness.
	AI coaching is always getting smarter.
	It's always learning more about you.
	That's how you get a leg up on the competition.
	Rain Total Body Fuel really hits at the mission I'm trying to get at, that fuel is for your total body.
	Your mind's the driving force behind your total existence.
	What you believe is what will become.
	I started blogging about adventures in Cooking with Bugs.
	Today it is a hope and a goal and now obsession for taking on the challenge of making people comfortable with change.
	Insects are what we'd consider a functional food.
	Basically, nature's little vitamins.
	Oh, it's a vitamin!
	You will get about the same amount of protein, and the protein will be more bioavailable, which means that your body can actually absorb it and use it more.
	When you think about fitness and fuel, insects come to mind immediately.
	The industry has seen a lot of success working with competitive climbers and runners and other athletes because bugs were built for athletes.
	The mindset of the athletes and the willingness of athletes just to do whatever it takes to get the best fuel for their body, insects are it.
	Insects.
	Now you can see that they're appealing to your daughters.
	She's the target market.
	They've got the uptalk and millennial.
	We've got all kinds of dubious claims.
	It's functional food.
	It's like little vitamins.
	And they have an argument, which you can use against people like you and I, John, who would say to Jay, Ew!
	Not much of an argument.
	Well, no, that's the start.
	Here's the argument.
	This is a tarantula.
	And this is a black forest Asian scorpion.
	So where the tarantula is more beef jerky, the scorpion is more crowder lobster.
	Here it comes.
	Super savory, both really not intimidating once you give it a try.
	If you look at the prison ledgers in Maine, you can actually find that it was illegal to feed prisoners lobsters more than a certain amount of times per week because that was cruel and unusual punishment.
	Lobsters with these giant sea bugs and bottom feeders and super abundant.
	After marketing, positioning, clever framing techniques, we have today where lobster is this expensive, serve it with your finest wine dish.
	We do have a playbook and it's been done before.
	Rain Total Body Fuel really hits at the mission I'm trying to get at, that fuel is for your total body.
	Insects are not a new health trend.
	They have been eaten for thousands of years, as long as hunter-gatherers have been around.
	The fuel of the future needs to perform.
	This means meeting the evolving demands of the fitness industry.
	I love bugs!
	Bugs, bugs, bugs!
	So what she's saying...
	Tastes like poop.
	Yep.
	...is that a lobster is a crustacean.
	It's very specific.
	It's a bug.
	It's a sea bug.
	It's not a bug.
	It's a crustacean, but she says it's a bug.
	So bugs are crustaceans?
	Is that what she's trying to...
	Is that what she's aiming to convince us?
	Yes.
	I love the part that I love.
	They used to give lobster to prisoners because it was a stanky, nasty, bottom-feeding bug, and it was cruel and unusual punishment.
	But they didn't know...
	So what she's really saying is, nasty-ass, bottom-feeding, crap creatures with marketing can be made very, very expensive.
	That's what she's really saying.
	Now, and I'm saying this to you.
	Cockroaches are the order Blatodia, I guess, which includes termites.
	About 30 cockroaches species out of 4,600 are associated with human habitats.
	So Blatodia is not the same as a crustacean.
	But she's making the claim that it is.
	So she's scientifically...
	She's a scientific idiot.
	And science is in.
	You're bothering me with this report.
	Continue, please.
	Oh, let's just go with aphids.
	There's another thing they like to eat.
	What's an aphid?
	I'd like to turn that frown upside down and introduce to you a surefire, 100%.
	You hear how weak it is, how unprofessional, how the messaging is all wrong.
	This is our exit strategy.
	We can come up with tomorrow's caviar.
	And it's cheap.
	It's cheap.
	We can have producers all over the world, all over Gitmo Nation, keeping bugs.
	Well, they'll be licensed.
	They'll be licensed affiliates.
	You know, we're franchising it.
	And there will be approved bugs.
	But we market it as tomorrow's caviar.
	You remember seeing the movie Snowpiercer?
	Yes.
	In fact, yes, I have seen the movie Snowpiercer.
	It's trending again, believe it or not.
	It's trending on...
	They made a crappy TV show out of it.
	They did.
	Yes, they did.
	They did.
	What about it?
	They ate cockroaches.
	It was their meal.
	Have you ever seen Le Papillon?
	Great movie, Le Papillon, Dustin Hoffman.
	Are they cockroaches too?
	As a kid, I saw that movie.
	My dad took me to see Le Papillon, where he's on the prison island.
	And when he's just in there, he's so hungry, and then he's chasing after a cockroach.
	As a child, it was a very, very disturbing scene.
	But I think we can turn that around.
	Let's just leave it here.
	This is a good first meeting.
	But tomorrow's caviar.
	The caviar of the future.
	Maybe we tie in Elon with some Mars space food stuff.
	But I think we can make a killing.
	It's so easy to keep bugs.
	And just mash it up and we just say, eh, it's bugs.
	Whatever.
	Oh, it's special bugs.
	Ants taste like pepper.
	I still think you could desiccate ants and make a pepper spice that would actually be used by people.
	And it would just look like pepper.
	It looks like pepper coming out of the pepper shaker.
	Here's an idea.
	Why don't we put pepper in a pepper shaker and call it ant pepper?
	And here's our slogan.
	Because that would be misleading.
	Oh, you mean like water?
	Like bottled water?
	Really?
	Special Arrowhead spring water.
	Comes from the tap.
	I think we have a shot.
	Well, yeah, probably.
	I've got better food ideas if I wanted to go into that business.
	Okay, alright.
	I've offered it to you.
	I'm open for new partnerships.
	Adam at curry.com.
	Anyone interested in selling bugs?
	And here is our jingle.
	You're gonna love our bugs!
	Listen to what the lizard people say.
	There you go, everybody.
	Anything else?
	I do have some other COVID clips that I was going to try to get out of.
	I thought we were done with COVID. Okay.
	You moved done.
	You just left me in the dirt.
	I'm just tired of COVID. So done.
	Yeah, I am done.
	What do you got?
	Well, I wanted to get to...
	We're talking, going back to the people's vaccine.
	And this is my fault because I didn't highlight it properly.
	I should have played this.
	This was kind of an interesting...
	What they really want to do.
	Again, think socialism.
	And think China.
	Think China.
	And, you know, we have a lot of...
	When you want to make something public domain, because they want to make everything.
	They want to take the intellectual property of the vaccine manufacturing.
	And they want to make it all public domain so we can have plenty of vaccines for the poor people in Malawi.
	So they have an issue with the patents.
	They literally have an issue with the patents that we just talked about.
	Kind of, but they're more interested in just dropping the whole thing.
	And this is the movement they want to do.
	They want to suspend intellectual property for a short period of time.
	Okay.
	Now, who'd this benefit?
	I don't know, but let's play this clip about suspending intellectual property.
	This piece you recently wrote in the New York Times, Want Vaccines Fast?
	Suspend Intellectual Property Rights.
	You're joining us from Bangalore, India.
	Can you talk about what that would mean if you suspended intellectual property rights?
	Talk about trade secrets.
	Talk about patents.
	Talk about government subsidies of these private companies.
	And how does what's happening now, the development of this vaccine, compare to people's access, for example, to the flu vaccine, how that was developed and financed?
	Thank you, Amy.
	Firstly, it's great to be here, and thank you for having me.
	The piece that we wrote in the New York Times was geared around an event that's unfolding this week and the next.
	It doesn't look like it'll get resolved anytime soon or successfully, but that event is a proposal that South Africa and India made at the WTO, at the World Trade Organization.
	To temporarily suspend a trade rule called TRIPS, which is an agreement on trade-related aspects of intellectual property, the super governance of intellectual property worldwide, which the WTO takes on.
	And the reason India and South Africa suggested that all member countries of the WTO should be exempted from provisions of trips is so that everything that we require to survive the pandemic, the masks, the test kits, but now especially the vaccines, should be free to be made but now especially the vaccines, should be free to be made in as much capacity as possible to get them faster and cheaper to as many people as we can around the
	There is an overwhelming support from developing countries for this proposal, but the WTO works on consensus, which means that even if five or six very rich countries oppose the proposal, it actually won't pass.
	And that's exactly what's happening now.
	The US, the EU, the UK, and a few other rich countries, as well as inexplicably Brazil.
	Hmm.
	Now, do you really think these people are just in it because they're really socialists and want this?
	Yes, I think that's part of it.
	The other part is, I think the Chinese may be involved too, even though they haven't mentioned it.
	And that's because...
	And she says it right at the beginning, tell us about trade secrets.
	Trade secrets are not patents.
	Nope.
	They're secrets.
	Yeah.
	Patents, by definition, are not secret.
	And you have to maintain them as such.
	I worked in a lab, and anyone out there who's worked in a lab knows that you have a lot of processes that the lab developed.
	We had a test for lead, tetraethyl lead and gasoline, that was a trade secret.
	We were the only ones that could do this test, because we had the test, we developed the test and did it for ourselves, this is at Union Oil.
	And when they had the competitions, which they do every...
	It's weird what goes on behind the scenes in the world.
	But all the refineries on the West Coast do these competitions between each other.
	They have a bunch of standardized...
	They give a bunch of standardized bottles to everybody.
	It's like a blind tasting and a wine tasting.
	You get these standardized bottles and say, okay, now we want you to test for sulfur.
	We want you to test for this.
	And all the labs test for these various...
	The difference is how much sulfur is in this sample, how much lead is in this sample, how much is this, how much is that?
	And all the labs do the tests.
	They're using their specific trade secret testing procedures.
	And then they submit them, and one lab wins!
	You win!
	You nailed it!
	And you get a vaccine!
	And we won very consistently with lead.
	We had the best test and nobody else could even come close.
	And that's why Union Oil did the point.
	There's a lot of stories about the slightly unleaded, semi-unleaded gasolines and the whole process is there.
	But this is the same.
	When I went to the Soviet Union that one time, I ran into some guy.
	We're talking about intellectual property, of all things.
	But this guy, he says, you know, they said something about all intellectual property should be free, but we've maintained certain trade secrets.
	And the Russians, apparently...
	And I said it.
	The Russians can weld tungsten in a way that nobody can do.
	And it's a trade secret.
	So trade secrets are extremely important.
	And to naively think that you're going to just give up your trade secrets, which is part of your competitive structure, is stupid.
	Well, maybe she's just stupid with the question.
	She just doesn't understand what patents are and how intellectual property works.
	And she's conflating the two.
	It's possible Amy Goodman is a ditz.
	Just saying.
	It's more than, yeah.
	Okay.
	I just wanted to do a little thing on trade secrets.
	I don't think people understand.
	I like that.
	No, they have no idea.
	It's valuable information.
	It's very important.
	Trade secrets are, I mean, some companies can do things that nobody else can do and nobody knows why or how and it's not patented because they can't let the patent out in the open because then people can do blocking patents and you have to trade.
	You have to trade your patent that you already have because you want to improve what you're doing that's already the best in the world.
	But they blocked you somehow.
	And so, okay, I'll give you our...
	You can use our patent.
	We need to use the block to get around it.
	For example, one more example.
	I understand, and I've been told this from a number of sources, that the Taiwanese have developed...
	Injection molding techniques that nobody in the world can duplicate.
	If you want some plastic injected mold into some sort of a form or some crazy thing that looks like it's impossible to do, boom, you go to Taiwan.
	Who knew?
	Anyway, I'm done.
	No, it's, uh, we have trade secrets.
	The sad thing is no one wants them.
	They won't invite us to conferences.
	They don't even invite us to the podcasting things.
	We do have trade secrets.
	Yeah, and we're happy to divulge them, but nobody wants to hear them.
	That's the sad thing.
	It's like, hey, invite us.
	We'll tell you how we do it.
	No, no, none of that.
	Don't care.
	We want to know.
	No, no, no.
	All right.
	This is a tease coming up after we thank our producers.
	There will be a rundown of what to expect or not expect this week in election politics in the United States.
	But first, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in cockroach caviar.com, John C. Dvorak!
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning, all ships at sea.
	Boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the names of knights out there.
	In the morning, trolls in the troll room.
	Stick those hands up, those three-fingered claws.
	What do we have?
	We're doing a troll count.
	1994, 1,994 in the troll room.
	They are trolling along.
	Good to see you all there this morning, trolls.
	Merry Christmas.
	Happy New Year to you.
	Happy, Happy New Year.
	Happy New Year!
	The trolls, they spent...
	You can play that little clip.
	Yeah, I know.
	But now you blew it.
	If you're going to cue me like that...
	We'll cut it out and do it again.
	Happy New Year, everybody!
	And you say...
	Happy New Year.
	Happy New Year!
	There you go.
	Seamless.
	It's kind of squeaky.
	Seamless.
	The trolls celebrated the kicking out of the old, bringing in the new on live, noagendastream.com, where you can find some of them are still there.
	Oh, they did?
	And everyone went to sleep.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was a big live stream.
	It was a big live show.
	It was a big live show.
	Oh, that's a great idea.
	Yeah, they had...
	I would have been up for that.
	Well, we talked about it on the previous program.
	I wasn't paying attention.
	And you went, eh.
	Eh, I probably said that, yeah.
	That'd be me.
	Trolls.
	But the trolls are fun to hang out with, especially if you're a troll yourself.
	Go to noagendastream.com.
	That's where you can hang out with them 24-7.
	We've got live shows, as you heard.
	This show goes live.
	There's a lot of things that happen that don't get on the podcast that you can witness when you're in the troll room around 11 o'clock Central Time in the United States on Thursdays and Sundays and whatever other day.
	And while you're there, ask for an invite to NoAgendaSocial.com.
	It is our federated social media network without algorithms.
	And we are connected to all the other Mastodon instances around the universe.
	And it's a great way to hang out with people.
	I think we have 8,000, 9,000, maybe 13,000.
	I've got to look at it.
	Maybe it's 13,000 people who are registered.
	And you can actually have a conversation.
	And if there's an argument, this thing doesn't spin it all up and put it in everybody's face.
	Everyone needs to comment.
	It just scrolls off.
	And once you're in, you'll have a good time.
	No agenda.
	Have a look at all of the brand new Podcasting 2.0 apps if you want to see a live transcript of this program and artwork changing continuously throughout the episode, throughout the episode, with relevant art and links, which pertains to this particular segment, where we thank the artist for episode 1307.
	We called that...
	Oh, crap.
	Eight.
	You're right.
	That was titled The Swiss Cheese Model.
	And if you want to see that piece, go to newpodcastapp.com.
	Choose one.
	There's plenty of them.
	And we have someone to thank for that.
	Who do we thank for this piece?
	I remember...
	Yes, SirNetNet.
	And this was a very...
	Enjoyable piece.
	We both liked it.
	It was a little baby with a celebratory New Year's Eve hat, big top hat, 2020 glasses, blinded with 2021 sash, a mask trailing in the baby's hands.
	He's got a little diaper on and running straight into an iron fist to the face.
	It had all the elements.
	Low-hanging fruit.
	Uh, violence.
	It had everything we loved.
	Violence is fun.
	And it pops.
	It pops.
	It had every single piece we loved.
	There was a lot of art.
	We looked at a number of things, uh, By the way, we look up our art.
	We do image searches.
	And so we looked this one up because Ned normally doesn't do cartoons.
	And it was some clip art.
	It was genuine clip art, but it was the stuff you can buy.
	So we just assume you have a subscription to it, to the service.
	So clip art is fine.
	You can use clip art.
	You just can't use stolen cartoons and things like that.
	We appreciated that SirNetNet had done two previous versions and then decided that a multi-culti skin-colored baby would be safer.
	Yeah, but even though he called it orange, so it was kind of a little Donald Trump.
	Yeah, it was a little joke in there.
	There was a couple I liked.
	I liked the comic strip blogger baby sitting in the fire, because it was like the kid's head.
	What else did we look at?
	Goodness, do you remember anything else that was a contender?
	No, there was really not.
	I mean, it was a lot of art that could have been...
	I did like the one, I liked the Hippocratic Oath, my own drawing by Sir Molten Cheese, who did a Saturday Evening Post cover with a, you know, I don't know...
	You couldn't see Adam Curry and John C. DeVore.
	It was unreadable, even if it's blowed up.
	It was just too hard to read anything there.
	William Gates' Hypocritic Oath.
	He had Bill Gates give him a kid an injection.
	It's cute, but all the material that was funny was not visible at small sizes.
	Looking at the next page, I recall that I liked the Delete key, the Delete 2020 key.
	I thought that was cool.
	I thought it would pop.
	Yes.
	But the baby was just better.
	The baby was the best.
	Who did the delete key?
	That was CZ on 137.
	Outstanding work, artists.
	Good way to close off 2020.
	Can't wait to see what you guys are going to bring us for 2021.
	That'd be today.
	That starts today.
	Happy New Year, everybody.
	It starts today.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Ned, you are in our prayers and dreams, my friend.
	Now, let's look at the...
	Treasure portion of our thank you segment as we welcome new executive producers and associate executive producers.
	They will be receiving that title for this episode, 1,308 of the Best Podcast in the Universe.
	And we start with Sir Matt of Northeast Ohio.
	Yeah, and I want to mention here that we had an opportunity to do a palindrome of $1,221, which is the date, yesterday's date.
	Yeah, palindrome.
	And nobody really went over $375, and that was Sir Matt of Northeast Ohio, and I found it unusual not to have any big donors today.
	But that's the way it goes.
	$375 from Mentor Ohio, we don't...
	That's how the model works.
	Yeah, whatever goes on goes on.
	Sir Matt, Knight of Northeast Ohio, here.
	I have been listening since 2008.
	I've heard many time producers ask for F cancer and health karma in follow-up notes stating that karma has worked.
	Until now, I've not had to invoke such a request.
	New Year's Eve, I took my wife to the ER after she fell with excruciating head pain.
	An initial CT showed a mass on the right side of her brain, and we were subsequently transferred to another hospital with neurosurgeons.
	An MRI performed yesterday revealed, and he goes on with all kinds of details.
	Surgery is scheduled for Monday to get a tumor.
	And then we'll find out what happens after that.
	Please give my wife and cousin an F-cancer jingle.
	And his wife says she's concerned with her cousins in her 30s and is pregnant with the first child found that she has stage 4 bone cancer.
	So we got two cancers going on here.
	My wife has successful surgery, given F cancer karma, and that, the pathology report comes back benign.
	And the donation brings me to Baronet, which is greatly hope and title change adds additional potency to the karma.
	We don't know if that's true or not, but here you go.
	But here we go.
	Big dosage.
	Stop it!
	You've got karma.
	I put in a goat for extra measure.
	For extra strength.
	Sir Miguel in New York, New York.
	333.
	Oh, let me do this one.
	I know this guy.
	He's been chatting with my wife.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	In the morning, Adam and John.
	What's good, my ninjas?
	Blessings, kings.
	Okay, I can tell you right now, ADOS. Happy New Year's!
	Wishing y'all health, happiness, and peace of mind.
	First off, I'd like a hit of Jobs Karma.
	Yep, queued up.
	You forgot to give it me the last time I wrote.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You made it up to me the following show, but I never received the job.
	I've been unemployed since March.
	And here he is giving us $333.83 to keep the show going.
	I have an interview Monday morning to be an inspector with the Fire Department of New York.
	And if I don't get that job, I don't know what to do.
	Truth be told, it's the last chance Hail Mary throw for me.
	New York City has been so fun since everything went to crap.
	The gentrified have fled in and cops won't bother you unless it's a life-threatening issue.
	The weed smoke is in the air.
	Wow.
	In September, the pot got to 50,000 before they got robbed.
	Yes, shootings are up and people are scared, but it could turn into the 80s.
	The only people scared of that are those who didn't grow up in it.
	My people, minorities to be exact, don't give a damn about that.
	I spent New Year's partying in an underground spot.
	It was wall to wall with people unmasked and having a good time.
	That's what the goody two shoes don't understand.
	The minorities will find a way to make shit happen, legally or illegally.
	When COVID was wrecking crap, I still got my haircuts in the basement of a video game store that became a salon.
	I hope you and Tina the Keeper come to New York City soon.
	I know y'all will, though.
	I've spoken to her a little on the IG, on the Gram.
	And she, I must say, is the nicest person.
	Yes, she is truly the nicest person.
	Also a hit of karma to my only form of making money currently, which is scamming!
	Oh, I'm killing it out here on the streets.
	The government is so inept and are giving away money without even checking to see if it should be given out or not.
	God bless the American government.
	I love y'all.
	Put me on the birthday list.
	That's why you got the donation that was received March 3rd, 1983.
	Love y'all ninjas.
	Sir Miguel from Washington Heights.
	And I'm glad that people like this are in our Gitmo Nation universe, because I know if the stepdaughter needs anything, good old Miguel will fix it for sure.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got...
	Harma.
	Thanks.
	So ready, kilowatts next on the list from Battle Mint Mesa, Colorado.
	3333333.
	Rebelizer.
	A.K.A. Sir Ready Killer.
	Doing my usual $200 yearly donation and adding an extra $133.33 to keep the lights on over the No Agenda Social for their value added to my life from the gang.
	2020 wouldn't have been bearable without the No Agenda Social and you guys.
	Guys.
	Could I get some drone karma and my one-hit wonder Rebelizer jingle?
	No.
	India.
	Tango.
	Mike.
	Standby.
	33, 33, 33.
	Rob Eliza out.
	Drone karma.
	Sir J.D., our buddy from Silicon Valley, Baron of Silicon Valley as a matter of fact, 333.21 from San Jose.
	Keep it great work.
	Build back better in 2021.
	Please provide some F cancer and COVID health karma for Grandpa Donald.
	Birthday wishes for Sister Frances and Mom Miriam.
	They're both Marion.
	Marion.
	And they're both on the list.
	This 3x3 and 21-cent donation is to help kick off the year.
	I'll be encoding messages and donations this year, so please end with a 33-number station rubblizer.
	What are the chances of that?
	Zero.
	Except through the random number.
	Yeah, the guy who made it, followed by a guy who wants it.
	That's great.
	Yeah, and me saying it a couple times already in the show.
	Rubbleizer, to help kick off this 2021 art and tech project, STEAM is greater than STEM. Sir JD. Baron of Silicon Valley.
	India, hang out.
	Mike, stand by.
	33, 33, 33.
	Rob Eliza, out.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	You saw.
	Come on.
	Now next on the list is Eric Leonard, 333, from Ports Unknown.
	He says that he sent a note to this address.
	I looked.
	Unless you have it.
	No, I looked.
	Which always is possible.
	We both looked.
	I was not able to find it.
	The possibility exists that he says...
	Somebody sent this note saying...
	Molly sent in a note.
	Uh...
	Gmail on Thursday.
	She says, my message wasn't read.
	I wasn't sure it was sent correctly.
	And then she noticed it was sent to johnadvorek.com.
	I will read this note at this point as a substitute.
	My husband's a fan of the show and wanted to see if I could get a shout-out for him.
	Smokin' Hot Hubby Ryan Moe from Escondido, California.
	It's a busy show, it being the last.
	Thanks so much, Molly Moe.
	So Molly Moe says a shout-out to Ryan Moe.
	That's now taken care of.
	On the list, we got Mandy B., And she's from Bennington, Vermont at 333.
	Flag.
	I do not expect to make a donation of this size so soon after being de-douched a couple of weeks ago, but this compelled me for a couple of reasons.
	First, you both have helped me retain my sanity these past few months.
	And second, I asked for healthy karma and wanted to share that not only did I work for my three-year-old cancer checkup, My CEA number went down by.6, which was the biggest drop since diagnosis in 2017.
	The kicker, it was at 3.3.
	I knew in that moment I could...
	We've got a lot of details about things.
	I have no idea what they're talking about.
	These are cancer numbers.
	T-cell counts, diagnosis.
	Yeah, like I said, I don't know anything about what they're supposed to be.
	Never heard of this.
	I don't know.
	I'm just reading it.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	I would appreciate it immediately, immensely.
	Link below.
	And then she's got a link to a podcast.
	Thank you again for all you do.
	And know that even if my donation amount needs to drop a little, I am here to support the best...
	Check out my numbers.
	Best podcast in the universe as long as I'm able.
	Most sincerely, Mandy.
	Yeah, I'm just putting a link in, a proper link into her...
	To her podcast.
	Because she put a direct link to the MP3. So the podfather's hooking up.
	Hooking up, man.
	Not to write.
	That's right.
	And she needs a...
	Karma.
	Yes.
	Karma.
	Business venture.
	Karma.
	You've got karma.
	Onward with Anonymous.
	333.
	This donation is for MathWiz from the Anonymous family.
	MathWiz turned 33 years old on December 20th.
	A lot of people do that this year on this show.
	On December 29, 2020, he had two family members in the mouth.
	He's a long-time listener, first-time donor.
	Request a dedouching.
	You've been de-douched.
	And he wants the It's the Magic Number jingle.
	33, that's the magic number.
	It's the magic number.
	It's the magic number.
	This is also a birthday shout out to my wife.
	And I'd like to request Jobs Karma for our recent college grad son Nick.
	Keep up the great work.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	And now we have Tony from Brisbane.
	Brisbane.
	Tony from Brisbane.
	243.33.
	He gets bumped up because this is actually $333.33 of Australian money.
	Yes.
	Wow.
	Look at that.
	Look at how low that is.
	I know.
	So it's a hundred.
	So it's a third.
	They're a third less than our dollar.
	It's unbelievable.
	Guys are getting screwed over there.
	Ah!
	Get your pen out.
	Sorry, I forgot about this.
	It's my 50th birthday on the 6th day of January, which falls just before the Thursday show, so I'm sending it earlier to get it on the Sunday show.
	So he's Tony from Brisbane, and it's 50th on...
	The 6th?
	6th.
	Yeah, okay.
	Got it.
	I've been listening to your show since early 200 episodes, but I have never gotten around to donating until now.
	Over the years, I've been punching my wife in the mouth, who I'm proud to say is becoming more and more critical of the M5M. Oh, that's good.
	Oh, after five to ten years?
	Okay, go figure.
	Additionally, my almost five-year-old daughter, whenever hearing somebody say in the morning on the TV or radio or an event in real life, repeats those words to the tune of the in the morning jingle.
	Well, hold on a second.
	Get your kid.
	Get your kid right now.
	Get your kid.
	Let's teach the kid some language, okay?
	This is English.
	This is Spanish.
	This is French.
	This is German.
	And your future language, Chinese.
	Now, we just made that kid multi-multilingual.
	Good.
	Uh...
	Whatever her name is.
	He should have told us.
	Anyway, he says this will bring me one third of the way tonight with the 3333.
	And he's got some training.
	Do your own bookkeeping.
	We advise you to do that.
	Because we're not doing it.
	I know you don't generally give douchebag call-outs.
	What?
	Yeah, we do.
	I know you generally don't give douchebag call-outs, but please give me one for having...
	Waited so long to donate and return some value.
	Now, again, I'm remiss in this regard because I did not give you this in advance, which I should have.
	Although I just found it two minutes before the show and I was in a rush.
	He wants some jingles.
	Oh, okay.
	He wants WTC7, won't go away, bite in the whole load, two to the head, and look at the juice.
	Now, he also wants Two Delicious to Believe, if you can get that in there too, but this is too many.
	We're trying to keep these to four, max.
	Three is better.
	You can tell a story with four jingles.
	And then he says there's screaming goat karma for all the people still struggling.
	Wait a minute, so WTC7, whole load, see that juice, what was the fourth one he wanted?
	Okay, WTC7, the whole load, two to the head.
	Oh, two to the head.
	Then look at the juice.
	Makes nothing but sense.
	That's kind of getting there.
	And then too delicious if you can slip that in.
	Oh!
	Yeah.
	I think that's been pre-produced a dozen times.
	Finally, a screaming goat karma for those poor people struggling.
	Ah, please keep up the excellent work, and here's wishing you never find the exit strategy to ensure the continuation of the podcast well into the five-figure show numbers.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Dream on.
	That'll start with show 10,000.
	Cockroachcaviar.com, baby.
	That's what I'm going for.
	I'm not going to go into the five digits.
	And that's regards to Tony.
	Tony.
	WTC7 won't go away!
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
	You've got...
	All right.
	Why don't we...
	I do have this note.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Oh, you have different notes?
	Okay.
	Do you have a note?
	No, no, no.
	I'm...
	No, I look.
	I do not have O.C. Okay, I do.
	So let's go with that.
	I found it.
	O.C. Elliott, she's in Austin, Texas.
	She came in with $200.
	Thank you, O.C. And she sent a note.
	Somebody see if there's any jingles here so we can get that listed.
	This is interesting.
	Change this type fonts here for the stuff she doesn't want to say.
	Good.
	This is a short note.
	It's easy enough.
	And no jingles that I can see.
	For the douchebag who has everything, your son and daughter are donating to wish you a happy birthday.
	This will have to be put on the list.
	De-douche you and annoy you with some Nancy Pelosi jobs karma as many times as we can get it, along with that woosah, so you can take a chill.
	Congrats, Cliffy Bobby, on your first place finish at COTA, C-O-T-A, this year.
	Happy birthday.
	We love you even though you're a douchebag.
	Hold on.
	Douchebag.
	Also.
	Also.
	Also, please add Rachel Rush, my sultry, seductive girlfriend, to the birthday list.
	Okay.
	So we have two birthdays, apparently.
	The douchebag who has everything.
	And this is your son and daughter donating to wish you a happy birthday and dedouching.
	Oh, and he also needs a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	But we never get his name.
	No, we don't.
	So we just call him...
	Oh, no, it's Cliffy Bobby.
	Cliffy Bobby.
	Cliffy Bobby.
	I guess.
	Maybe it's not.
	I don't know.
	Now I'm confused.
	But Rachel Rush gets on the birthday list.
	Yeah, give me the deets.
	Whatever.
	Give me the deets.
	And...
	Deets of Rachel, hello, day, age.
	You want to hear the last complication?
	No, I'm writing stuff down.
	You're confusing me.
	Keep writing.
	I'm kicking you out of the group.
	When you're done, let me know.
	I'm ready.
	Rachel Rush, age, day.
	No age, no date.
	Clifford Elliott, or Cliff Elliott, I guess is what it would be, is the birthday boy.
	Also, no age, no day.
	No age, no age.
	Good work.
	Now, it's not my fault.
	No, no, no, no.
	I'm not saying it's your fault.
	I'm saying good work.
	But here's the complication that we're going to have to pay attention to.
	She wants the donation to go to Cliff Elliott, and he wants to give him credit.
	No, I can do that.
	That's easy.
	Done.
	And that's that.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So, and there was a jingle, or was it just a...
	No, it looks like just a job's karma.
	Wait, Pelosi job's karma.
	Pelosi job's karma.
	And I thought there was a woosah.
	I don't know what woosah is.
	Wussah. Wussah. Wussah. Wussah. Wussah. Wussah. Wussah. Wussah. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote jobs!
	Woosah karma.
	I don't know.
	I do.
	Well, what is it?
	Oh, that's a MoFax thing.
	Oh.
	It's a MoFax.
	You're blending the two shows together.
	Well, believe me.
	You're trying to get me out.
	You said a minute ago you wanted me to take a break.
	I didn't say anything of the kind.
	I said I'm throwing you out of the WhatsApp group.
	Yeah, you're throwing me out and you're bringing Mo in.
	Yeah, well...
	I can see this coming.
	Ebony and ivory.
	Oh yeah, this could be the future.
	Deconstruct.
	John, don't say these things.
	It makes me just...
	It gives me the creeps to even just hear you say these things.
	Not about Moe.
	I would never bring someone else in.
	How can I do that?
	You keep digging a hole.
	You do all the money.
	Let's go.
	Well, somebody knows how to make money.
	Paul Noe.
	Paul Noe or Noe.
	N-O-E. I'm not sure.
	He's in Knoxville, Tennessee, along with everybody else in Tennessee.
	There's tons of them.
	The recommendation is Horowitz.
	Horowitz.
	It's Horowitz.
	You're moving Horowitz and you're moving me out.
	You and Horowitz get together more than I do with him.
	ITM Jensen, Happy New Year.
	Missed both your birthdays on the 1300th episode, so making a larger donation to cover it all.
	Crawling my way to knighthood.
	God bless no agenda.
	Oh, thank you.
	So nice.
	That's nice.
	And last on our list here is Rachel Epperson in Chicago.
	$200.
	Turning on to your early 2020...
	Not necessarily 2021, but okay.
	People put this on their checks as a real problem.
	I've never had that problem.
	I'm swimming in 5M junkies and I have nowhere to turn.
	I now restore a...
	Sliver of my sanity every Thursday and Sunday.
	XOXO. Oh no, she turned to us first in early 2020.
	Maybe a Roganite.
	And thank God, she says.
	She's in Chicago.
	No wonder.
	No wonder we give her sauce.
	Oh, Chicago.
	Chicago, a toddling town.
	It's the worst in Chicago.
	You know what they drink in Chicago?
	You have Beetlejuice running that town.
	They drink milk.
	Drink milk.
	Yeah, they do.
	That's what they drink in Chicago.
	They drink milk.
	Oh, we're not done.
	This is not the last donation.
	We have a Scandinavian, Sir Spencer Sumner.
	Who gave us 200 Canadian dollarettes.
	He gets bumped.
	He does.
	He gets up to associate executive producership.
	Hey, Adam and John, this donation of 200 Canadian dollarettes puts me over the line into Baronet territory.
	Please update my title to Baronet, Sir Spencer Sumner.
	Thank you for helping many of us stay sane.
	No jingles, no karma, Sir Spencer.
	Summer Edmonton.
	Now, did we have...
	We have a couple of...
	Just briefly, we have to discuss...
	Because we have a lot of new listeners.
	We picked up a lot of Roganites who have been just dynamite people, get it all immediately, jump in, have been donating.
	But of course, as we stated earlier, there's a lot of things that are just tradition with no agenda, and we often do a poor job of reiterating stuff like how and when your note is or isn't read in which donation segment.
	Well, we only say it's a poor job because it doesn't seem to be listened to.
	Right.
	We do it a lot.
	Right.
	The only notes that we, by law, are required to read...
	International law, I might add.
	By international podcasting rules, we are only required to read the notes that are at 200 bucks.
	These are trade secrets.
	Trade secrets.
	Don't tell anyone how we do it.
	Well, we just go by those podcasting rules.
	What the trade secret is is where they are on the internet.
	You have to go to the dark web.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	And $50 and above, we just read your name.
	But we do read a note once in a while if it's pertinent.
	Yes, we do pick stuff out sometimes.
	But we don't make a policy of it.
	I'll give you the history for people out there who are still listening.
	When we started this show, we started reading the names of everyone who donated when we started taking donations.
	And, you know, it very quickly got into a number of people.
	And we commented on the fact that they would give us crazy numbers like 1997.
	Oh, that was my birthday.
	There was all these little interesting aspects.
	The numerology became interesting.
	The numerology became part of the show.
	And so then we started getting out of control with people writing, everyone writing a note.
	I gave five bucks, here's a note, you know, they write a 10-page note.
	So we put, at some point, like a year later, we said, no, we're only going to read and credit the names $50 and above.
	Everyone under that's going to be considered anonymous, and that's where you put your anonymous things.
	And then we read all the notes, and we read the $50 notes, and then pretty soon they were writing two or three page notes, each person, that gave 50 bucks.
	And so then it was taking up an hour and a half of the show, just reading all these.
	So we said, okay, no, we're not reading any more notes under 200 bucks.
	We figured that was a good cutoff point.
	And because everyone else is just abusing the ability to write long notes and have them read.
	And that's where we stand today.
	Now it's becoming, although today's not an example, but some people are abusing the 200 and up note writing and writing notes that are too long.
	Although today, again, it didn't happen, so we haven't done anything about that.
	But so now as we stand here, notes over 200 bucks get read.
	And they get red.
	That's it.
	Anything under that doesn't get red.
	We just don't have time.
	It ruins the show.
	You still there?
	Yeah, I'm listening.
	You're doing a fine job of explaining something that people will completely not follow.
	Generally speaking, I get into an explanation that I can't follow.
	Anytime I get into an explanation like that, Clean Feed just cuts me off right in the middle of it, on purpose, because somebody's listening at the company.
	Pull the plug on Dvorak.
	It's MI6 over there in the UK. Clean Feed guy.
	Now...
	Now, we had a make-good for Lindy Pfaffenbach?
	Yes, Pfaffenbach.
	We did.
	She's going to be knighted today.
	She's going to be damed.
	We don't knight dames.
	We dame them.
	Yeah, well, she's going to be damed.
	Okay.
	Except Sir Dame.
	Okay.
	Was there anything we needed?
	Sir Knight.
	Sir Knight was Sir Dame.
	Dame Sir Knight.
	Have we fulfilled every obligation then on that?
	Are we good?
	No, I'm going to see if Pfaffenbach has the word.
	Pfaffenbach.
	I do have a note from, I'm going to say this.
	This is from Praetorian who came in on Wednesday.
	He says, I have not made such a rookie mistake.
	We didn't do this.
	I made a donation for my wife to start a new damehood and forgot to mention her name, Michelle.
	Uh-oh.
	Donation of my name is Chris Kincaid, but its term is Shell, but that's for the last show.
	Nothing to change here.
	Chris Stewart, we did, I think.
	Here he is, Lindy.
	Lindy Faffenbach.
	Faffenbach.
	Damehood donation follow-up.
	Make good.
	What the title is.
	And she wisely put the word donation in that subject line.
	Very smart.
	It sounds like my daming was missed on Sunday.
	Details are below.
	Dear John and Adam, my remarkable husband gave me the best Christmas present in episode 1306, a donation to finish off my damehood.
	I've been gleaming.
	No, I'm gleaming.
	I've been gleaming.
	Glowing, I think, maybe.
	Yeah, probably.
	I don't know.
	Gleaming.
	I don't know.
	It's fine.
	I'm gleaming.
	Knowing that I... That I now lord it over him.
	Maybe that's what he's angling for.
	Henceforth I shall be known as Dame Lindy of Squirrel Nut Acres.
	For the round table I'd like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and a milk stout.
	I work at local media.
	You did it?
	Yes, of course.
	If she was from Chicago, I'd pronounce it differently.
	I work in local media.
	Now, this is where it gets interesting.
	And this year has tested my will, but I have somehow remained sane with the support from you, this community, and my extraordinary husband.
	I urge everyone to start on a subscription and support this work.
	Hmm.
	Thank you for all you do.
	Karma is always appreciated.
	Lindy Faffenbuck.
	You've got karma.
	We caught up with her, which I think is good.
	Is there more?
	Well, there's a couple.
	I'll just get these out of the way.
	This is a Roganite.
	I think she came in with Nicole.
	Nicole.
	Nicole and Diamond.
	Nicole.
	Nicole who says, P.S. I escaped New Zealand 21 years ago.
	Thanks.
	Thank God.
	And she says she sent a gift, a Christmas gift for a smoking hot boyfriend, Chris Patty.
	But as he gave me so many gifts, I felt the need to send a further 7777 of my government crumbs in his name.
	Please further his path to knighthood.
	Okay, here's another little tidbit for you.
	Um.
	You do the bookkeeping on these things.
	Yes.
	So if you're giving money to your, you know, just keep, have him keep track.
	When you get to the thousand, let us know.
	It's almost like the honor candy bar.
	We trust that you will do the accounting correctly.
	And she goes on with some commentary about him.
	ASAP, if you have time, can you please play a dumps?
	There was massive dumps.
	Yours sincerely, Nicole.
	Of course.
	Nicole.
	Of course.
	Nicole, here you go.
	They did dumps.
	They call them dumps.
	Big, massive dumps.
	You know, we don't get enough requests for that one.
	I'm telling you, we got it all, people.
	We're open for business.
	Okay, this was, I'm sure, was covered...
	We got Mara.
	She came in with a note.
	She made another one, Roganite, I think, because it's a modest donation.
	I thought it was enough to get a mention on the show.
	This is Mara Inglesman.
	She just wanted to know what happened.
	She just didn't get mentioned.
	Rogan Donation.
	Just throwing it in there.
	And I think that's probably why she wondered, but she's just got her mention.
	And I think that should cover our made goods and all the people that are going to be listed today for the knighting gaming ceremony, which is fuffin' buck.
	I have one thing to discuss before we move on.
	I got a query from the former New York banker, and he and I both wondered, do we not get any credit for the checkmark recovery chart?
	What checkmark recovery chart?
	Have you seen the stock market?
	It was a checkmark recovery.
	That's what the prediction was.
	It was going to be a K. It was going to be an L. We held firm to checkmark recovery.
	I see checkmark.
	Okay, so is that...
	Just clearing it up.
	Okay, that and 20 bucks will get you a cup of coffee.
	I'm just clearing it up.
	Congratulations.
	He doesn't listen to the show.
	Hold on.
	Yes, he does.
	Did we not have a bet?
	Did we not have a wager on this?
	What was the wager?
	I don't know.
	Hold on.
	Let me get the red book.
	Let's see.
	The red book says...
	Let me see.
	I still am waiting for Goldman Sachs to collapse.
	I think that was part of his prediction, too.
	Yeah, but this is separate.
	This is one thing.
	Hmm.
	June?
	No, I don't see it.
	It would have been in March.
	I don't know.
	Someone else will have to find it.
	This is, I think, before I started tracking.
	I pay on my wagers.
	Yeah, I know.
	But I usually don't wager.
	Yeah.
	I don't think we put money on it.
	I just thought it was a red book.
	I could be wrong.
	Anyway, thank you all very much.
	This is great.
	Good start for us for the new year.
	Really appreciate it.
	It's always good having some money to start with in the new year because 2021 could get pretty harsh and hard for everybody.
	And we really appreciate these producers who came in and immediately scored their title of executive producer or associate executive producer.
	We treat our producers much better here than in Hollywood.
	You can take it from producer Dana.
	He knows.
	We treat our producers far better than your typical Hollywood studio.
	Yeah, the studios, according to him, if you're associate...
	I'm not even going to say.
	You can't even...
	There's no award for producers in Hollywood.
	It says enough.
	Says enough.
	There's no award for producers.
	If there's any issue, if anyone ever questions you, you just let us know.
	You can show them on IMDB that serious producers have this credit and have taken it, but we will be happy to vouch for you.
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	Our formula is this.
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	Okay.
	I was thinking that you would already have some report or something special on the proviso, and I guess it's in the NDAA or the COVID thing, one of the two, that they're going to have to release the flying saucer data.
	Yes, you have it.
	They have 180 days to declassify all UFO reports and data.
	It was slipped in.
	It's in the National Defense Authorization Act.
	And it was slipped in the second version.
	It was.
	Now, I did notice this.
	I did notice.
	But did you see any clips?
	No one was really talking about it.
	No one's talking about it because they're afraid.
	Yeah.
	And the second thing is, who slipped it in?
	Do we know?
	This I don't know.
	No, I don't know.
	Um, however...
	I wonder if Briny would know that.
	Oh!
	Somebody slipped it in.
	Yeah, well, the whole thing was very interesting, the way it was done with the stimulus.
	And I've noticed a couple of other things where Mitch McConnell, who was the senior dude in the Senate, he said, oh, no, no, we're not going to sign this.
	And what he was doing was trying to placate to the president's wish, because when the president signed it under this special provision where he says, okay, you can pass it, but you have to do these things.
	And one is the Section 230 protections readjustment, realignment, rejiggering of that whole clause to stop the social media companies from needlessly censoring people and the $1,400 extra.
	And Mitch McConnell said, OK, that's great.
	We'll put it into into one bill, which sent Bernie Sanders off the deep end.
	And Sanders actually played right into this and gave everybody an extra five days to go and jabber about it.
	And then before you know it, you got weird stuff showing up in bills.
	I think someone took advantage of it and put that in, is the way I see it.
	Well, it needs to be looked into.
	I'd like to give a little rundown of the final piece of evidence that will be most likely certainly discussed and maybe presented on or about the 6th of January and what to expect from a constitutional process in the coming week, if it happens or not.
	We really don't know, and this is just...
	I do.
	Yeah, we know your stance.
	Nothing's going to happen.
	And I appreciate your newsletter where you said there are just some minority of people who think Trump's going to pull a rabbit out of a hat.
	I'm not even that.
	I just want to give everybody the rundown of what could happen.
	We know you don't believe it.
	We know you think nothing's going to happen.
	So, the evidence that I believe will be used is...
	And there's a lot of similar evidence, but the only one that makes any sense to be used in any type of presentation of election fraud is actual voting machine trickery that can be proven.
	And only two clips with a third analysis by a third party.
	And what was interesting to me...
	Now the news is out that there's this group of over 400 intelligence community people, military law enforcement, who have been joined together for several years.
	And this is where I've been getting a lot of my, you know, Kraken-related information, which is why I'm very interested to see what happens, because so many people who I really have respect for put their...
	A reputation on the line with me about the truth of what is going to happen and how this will play out.
	And several of these experts have been at these hearings around the country.
	Georgia seems to be where the focus is.
	Here is a real data scientist and he gives us the basic layout with some video presentation, I think.
	Of the vote switching that went on between Biden and Trump in Georgia.
	We've also put out a series of videos that help translate some of our more complicated analysis, which we're going to play here, that will help reinforce the message and maybe a different point of view that will help make these concepts more digestible.
	Receiving over 90% in a precinct is a marker for fraud.
	In Fulton County alone, we can see that more than 150 precincts voted 90% or more for Biden.
	In a statewide race that was decided by less than 13,000 votes, these 150 Fulton precincts alone accounted for 152,000 Biden votes.
	This is a clear indicator of suspicious or outright fraudulent activity.
	We've just seen a few examples of statistical irregularities and impossibilities.
	Now, we'll take a closer look at some vote manipulation within the election database, including explicit vote count switching from one candidate to another.
	You can see in Dodge County, there's a lot of strange activity going on.
	The left side of the screen shows incremental votes as they were reported for both Election Day and absentee.
	On the right, we can see the total vote counts, which should only be incremental, moving as the county reported in real time.
	Again, here we're focusing only on Donald Trump's votes.
	So this wouldn't necessarily be captured of the state totals as it reported on TV, since one county's deduction in votes can be offset by another county's reporting of equal or greater votes.
	The first question you're going to want to ask, or already have asked is, why are any bars going negative?
	And the answer is, they shouldn't.
	Unbeknownst to the general public, votes for Donald Trump were being switched and removed from his total, which often coincided with other precinct updates that simultaneously offset deductions so that they appeared to remain neutral to outside observers.
	Across the three counties of Dodge, Daughtry, and Putnam, Trump has over 30,000 votes that simply disappear.
	So here's why it's so intricate the way this particular fraud was done, is the vote switching was done across different counties, so that you would have the switch going on, but it wouldn't be that apparent per county and how they count.
	So they did that at an abstraction layer a little bit higher up, which gave them, I think it was eight seconds to do these types of switches, and that Would show negative tally on the records, and they have all the official news feeds.
	These are public information.
	Here's one more clip about it.
	We've also put out a series of videos that help...
	Oh, sorry.
	It's exactly the same one I just played.
	Is it this one now?
	We've also put out a series...
	No, okay.
	Forget that.
	The information remains the same.
	And it was deconstructed shortly, in a short manner, by the guy who can't remember the name of our show, even though he's been interviewed on it, Scott Adams.
	Here's what they did.
	And you haven't seen it yet, but when I describe it, you're actually going to feel something physically.
	Mind you, this is Scott Adams trying to hypnotize you.
	And I'm not sure why he did this, but this is a classic hypnotic move to tell you that whatever you're about to hear, you're going to physically feel it.
	This is interesting that Scott did this.
	Here's what they did.
	And you haven't seen it yet, but when I describe it, you're actually going to feel something physically.
	So get ready for this.
	You're going to feel this physically.
	They simplified.
	They simplified.
	They brought it down to one question.
	Here's the question.
	Is there ever a reason that the cumulative vote count could turn negative under normal, non-hacked conditions?
	And indeed, that's what part of the testimony was.
	They could show you the cumulative count, and I believe they were looking at the logs.
	There must have been some logs for those.
	And you can see that the total...
	The cumulative total went negative for Trump at exactly the same amount, not approximately, but exactly the same number that immediately went to Biden at the same time.
	They took the whole ball of allegations, complexity, fog, most of it's bullshit.
	Most of the allegations of voter fraud, 95% are just bullshit.
	And all of this, they took down to one verifiable Question.
	They did that.
	That's your fucking kraken.
	Your kraken...
	Isn't big.
	You're cracking.
	Is that simplification?
	Well, we love Scott Adams for explaining that.
	And that would indeed, he says, if that comes out and it's done in the right way, then the election would just have to be called null and void.
	And he even titled that particular episode of his little podcast, Trump Won.
	So what will happen this week?
	I don't know.
	The only thing I can do is give you a historical lesson in civics as it has taken place in the United States in the past, just because something happened one, two, well, gee, 200 years ago.
	Doesn't necessarily mean that it can't happen again, or that the same path is not constitutional.
	We've had this exact situation, which, and I'm referring to the Pence card, where Vice President Pence can make Trump President for a second term.
	And I have two examples of historical civics in the United States where this went down specifically.
	This is from Barnes Law.
	The first example is John Adams.
	We next have the example of actual vice presidents in the role where their vote decision would dictate whether they personally became president.
	Not whether they became vice president, but whether they became president.
	That happened with one of our founders, one of our framers, John Adams himself, in 1796.
	Because the state of Vermont was the decisive vote to get him over the top to elect him president, the first president to replace George Washington.
	However, there were issues raised about Vermont's vote, about whether Vermont's vote was a regular vote, whether it was an authentic vote, whether it was a constitutionally conforming vote within the meaning of the electors clause.
	The precise legal constitutional issue we have today.
	And who was presenting the argument that Vermont's vote electors could not be counted by John Adams?
	It was no less than Alexander Hamilton himself.
	He said that it was mostly a technical issue, that the Virginia state legislature had been the one to choose the electors, but that the manner in which they had done so was not consistent with the electors clause because it was done by resolution rather than by law, and the Vermont legislative action to be binding had to be by a statute rather than by resolution. and the Vermont legislative action to be binding had to
	So there you see the same constitutional issues in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, and Nevada to varying degrees, particularly in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, and Georgia, applicable here, where there was some question about whether the electors were chosen in a manner that was constitutionally considered where there was some question about whether the electors were chosen in a manner that was constitutionally considered a legislative action under both the state constitution and the electors' clause of the constitution And who did he say should resolve it?
	First, he said the Electoral College should resolve it, but if they don't, it should be the vice president, president of the Senate, that could resolve it.
	That was the main official that was left to decide, and it was John Adams who did decide.
	So when it got that time to open and count, John Adams opened it.
	John Adams counted Vermont for him, and no objections were heard, nor was any opportunity for objection meaningfully given.
	There are some people that interpret the fact that he sat down, that he was opening the door for an objection to be made, but that's a historical interpretive argument.
	The reality is there's nothing in the diary of the record that shows any opportunity was explicitly and expressly given for an objection.
	So in the very first time there was an electoral contest challenge, the Pence card was played by the then-Vice President John Adams, a founder and framer, to make himself president.
	Which is my favorite example.
	I think if that were the situation now with Pence and that happened, I don't know, man.
	I think there would be blood on the moon.
	But here's the only other example we have.
	It also was applied by...
	Thomas Jefferson happened again just four years later by no less than Thomas Jefferson himself, one of the writers and crafters and drafters of all our core principles of constitutional liberty, including the Declaration of Independence itself.
	And Thomas Jefferson, again, was in the position as being president of the Senate as the vice president.
	Thomas Jefferson was again in the position of deciding whether he himself would be in a favorable position to win because the question was whether the electors from Georgia should be opened and counted because of the nature in which those electors were sent in, have a raising constitutional question and clearly not being in conformity with the statutory or regulatory requirements to accept them as regular authentic electors.
	But, if Georgia's electors were not counted, then the net effect of it would be that Thomas Jefferson would be in a five-person runoff in the House of Representatives, where he was considered a likely loser, rather than a two-person runoff, where he was considered the likely victor.
	What do you think Vice President Jefferson, as President of the Senate, did?
	He played the Pence card, too.
	He said Georgia's electors absolutely counted for Thomas Jefferson, afforded no opportunity for anybody to object, Or even the impression that could be the case.
	He didn't sit down or any of that.
	He moved forward and marched right on.
	Because, by golly, he was not going to forfeit and forego his chance for the presidency a second election cycle in a row when John Adams had denied him the presidency in 1796 by his unilateral declaration that Vermont's electors counted.
	Despite Alexander Hamilton's and others' objections, Jefferson would return the favor in 1800 by unilaterally declaring and determining that Georgia's electors counted Even though almost everyone that has looked at the Georgia Electoral Certificate admits it and acknowledges it did not conform to the constitutional requirement for an accepted certificate.
	Apparently the tellers in the Senate objected at the time, but Thomas Jefferson just pushed it right through.
	So that's the path, which is being approached a little differently from what I can tell, based on the joint statement from Senators Cruz, Johnson, Lankford, Danes, Kennedy, Blackburn, Braun, and Senators-elect Loomis, Marshall, Hagerty, and Tuberville.
	And they position this as, hey, we need to know if our elections were done fair.
	This is not about Trump.
	Of course it is, but that's what they're saying.
	Some members of Congress disagree with the assessment, as do many members of the media.
	Whether or not our elected officials or journalists believe it, the deep distrust of our democratic process will not magically disappear.
	It should concern all of us, and it...
	It poses an ongoing threat to the legitimacy of any subsequent administrations.
	What they asked for specifically is Congress to immediately appoint an electoral commission with full investigatory and fact-finding authority to conduct an emergency 10-day audit, which I just can't help but noticing we had the 10 days of darkness that was predicted.
	The 10-day audit of the election returns in the disputed states.
	Once completed, individual states would evaluate the commission's findings and would convene a special legislative session to certify a change in their vote if needed.
	Accordingly, we intend to vote on January 6th to reject the electors from disputed states as not regularly given and lawfully certified.
	These are the statutory requisite unless and until the emergency 10-day audit is completed.
	So that's pretty much the only way it can go.
	I don't see any other path.
	It seems like in today's world, people have no idea.
	They think that we live in a democracy and that they vote for the president.
	People barely understand the electoral college.
	And if anything...
	I would say the Democrats would be smart to throw Joe on the trash heap and then use it to get rid of the Electoral College, which they've wanted to do, which I don't think is possible, but this at least could show that they feel they got screwed by it.
	Well, I have three clips.
	Oh, good.
	This is the rundown from the Epoch Times.
	The China.
	Anti-China.
	Gotta say it.
	I was going to say that.
	I was going to say the anti-China Epoch Times, but I said, you know, I'm not going to keep qualifying them as the anti-China because they're pretty good journalists.
	You know, they're good journalists.
	They are.
	But yeah, they're anti-China.
	They got a rundown here that's kind of interesting.
	It's not quite what you just did because this is a little older before Pence bailed out.
	But let's just see what we got here.
	Giuliani, who is, of course, President Trump's lawyer, said that election-related lawsuits are going to blow up after Christmas, which is, I guess, starting this week.
	In a podcast from just a few days ago, here's what he said.
	Starting after Christmas, this is really going to blow up.
	Because the evidence that all these crooked television networks, newspapers, big tech, and the leadership of the Democratic Party have been giving you is false.
	And you're going to find it out all at once.
	It's going to be very shocking to the country.
	And then after that, he went on to further say that there is considerable movement in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin towards decertifying their election results.
	Now, how plausible is this to actually happen?
	Well, let's discuss it from two different angles.
	First of all, there is a new lawsuit right now that's working its way through the courts, which is seeking to block the counting of electoral votes from five contested states.
	The premise of that lawsuit is basically twofold.
	First of all, it argues that under Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution, presidential electors must be appointed by each state in the manner that's prescribed by the state's legislature.
	However, in several of the swing states, there were laws enacted which unconstitutionally delegated the authority to certify these votes from the legislative to the executive branches.
	Secondly, this lawsuit argues that state legislatures, many of which are adjourned until January, basically next year, are being prevented from meeting and performing their certification duties.
	That's because in order to conduct a special legislative session, they need basically one of two things, either a supermajority or the governor's permission.
	However, this lawsuit alleges that the governors in these states are preventing lawmakers from meeting.
	And here's the question that I had when I was reading that.
	Given the fact that the Constitution places exclusive authority on running elections into the hands of state legislatures, how could it be constitutional for the governors to have the power to prevent the legislature from meeting?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	All right, so that, you know, this blow-up of all these things that's going to happen, Giuliani predicted, of course, nothing's come of any of it so far.
	Anyway, just go, okay, I don't know if I had another point to make, just go on to clip two.
	Now, according to the president of the Amistad Project, who is the one leading this lawsuit, he said that these states are having their constitutional rights violated.
	Just listen.
	So the very body that is responsible for how these electors are selected can't even meet...
	After the election, up through January.
	So, that's unconstitutional in that it's a delegation of authority to a governor of a legislative function that is not allowed.
	So basically, he is saying that these states are violating the Constitution because only the state legislatures are supposed to decide how elections should be conducted.
	But by shutting down the legislatures and not allowing them to meet, these governors are acting essentially as monarchs.
	Listen.
	Kings and queens shut down parliament.
	Furthermore, he later added that some state officials even went further than that and have been outright hostile to these lawmakers.
	For example, in Michigan, the state attorney general over there considered criminal investigations as well as prosecutions for lawmakers who were seeking to investigate voter fraud and overturn the election results.
	Can you even imagine that?
	threatening to throw lawmakers in jail because they are willing to look at and acknowledge voter fraud.
	That sounds like some George Orwell-type stuff to me.
	So here's the question.
	What is this lawsuit looking to actually achieve?
	Well, here's what it's looking to do.
	It's seeking to prevent Mike Pence, who is, of course, the president of the Senate, from counting the votes from Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin until their state legislatures are able to meet and certify the votes.
	Now, will this lawsuit succeed?
	Probably not.
	For two reasons.
	The first one is that these types of lawsuits have been thrown out of court all over the country.
	No matter how cogent the constitutional arguments seem to be, the judges, they seem to be dismissing them left and right.
	And that's likely what's going to happen here.
	Yeah.
	Um...
	There's a kicker in this third part of this clip.
	There's something with, you know, that a lot of these states had alternative slate of electors and they convened them or they could or they couldn't.
	But that is, I think, also some constitutional thing that was done.
	I've heard this too, but I've seen no evidence of it.
	I just hear talk.
	I mean, it's possible something happened.
	The idea is Pence could say, oh no, I'm taking this slate of electors.
	I don't know how he does that, but that's what it is.
	Pence isn't going to do it.
	Pence is going to head to Europe or the Middle East the day after this comes down and he'll be gone out of the country.
	Okay.
	So let's go to the third part.
	And there's a little kicker in here I thought was interesting because this really...
	I think that some, eventually this will come out that there was a scam of some epic proportions and it'll be in the history books.
	And it will be on a merry way with Joe Biden as president.
	And I don't know what they're going to, you know, it's just going to be a build back to the neoliberal crap that goes on.
	And they'll keep him alive.
	I think they're going to keep him alive.
	I'm not thinking he's going to die anymore because they can't afford to have Kamala get in there.
	But they'll keep them alive and Camelot will run, you know, on their own in 2024 and lose.
	Probably to Ted Cruz.
	That's my early prediction.
	But let's go with the final thing.
	And there's a little tidbit, little piece of information here, no agenda.
	Listeners should go roll their eyes when they hear this one.
	And here we go.
	Second of all, even if this lawsuit is successful, and these legislatures are able to meet, the Electoral College votes are still not likely to be decertified, because in order to do that, in order to make that happen, you would still need the support from at least a couple of Democrats in each of these states, which is very unlikely.
	And the reason for that, among other things, is take a look at this.
	This is a recent poll that just came out a few days ago, and it found that 96%, 96% of Democrats believe that Joe Biden won the election fair and square.
	So with polling numbers like these, you are not likely to get any Democrats to flip, in my opinion at least.
	It would have been better if it was 97.
	That would have been spot on.
	97% would have been much better.
	Yeah.
	It is true.
	Pence does have a trip planned the day after.
	I think he's going to the Middle East.
	Or at least that's what I've heard.
	It's just talk.
	We don't know for sure.
	He's going to rock.
	Well, it's going to be fun to watch.
	And I fully expect still the crescendo, the arc exploding in some kind of Trump final act.
	We'll see.
	And it may not even be this week.
	We may get through the 6 and have 10 days.
	And lordy, lordy, who knows?
	We will stick with it.
	We have not been on break during this entire year.
	We'll stretch out the segment.
	But we'll be on the air on the Thursday, a day after this, most all, you know, whatever gets triggered gets triggered, if anything.
	We'll be talking then.
	We certainly will.
	And for the quote-unquote wild protest on the 6th, which a lot of people are going to, we even have a meetup on the 5th, there was a, let me see, where did I have that?
	There was a note from one of our producers here.
	Okay.
	Sorry, I scrolled past it.
	Yes.
	This is from producer Robert.
	Wanted to relay a personal story that may affect other producers going to D.C. on the 6th and impact the No Agenda protest on the 5th.
	My wife and I booked a Hyatt Hotel in D.C. on Booking.com.
	I was checking the booking this morning, and to my surprise, it was cancelled.
	I called the Hyatt.
	They looked it up, then confirmed the reservation was canceled by a booking.com request.
	I called booking.com.
	Had two conversations.
	The first ended with the agent telling me to call back and then hung up on me.
	The second ended with a lady telling me her supervisor would not speak to me.
	Yes, it was canceled.
	No, she doesn't know why.
	Your credit card's fine.
	No, I don't know why we didn't email you about the cancellation.
	Looks like someone took that option off your cancellation action.
	Can I make a different reservation for you, sir?
	It could be social justice warriors inside companies messing around.
	Could be?
	Yeah, exactly.
	I think as far as I'm concerned, that's exactly what happened.
	Yeah, probably.
	Do your own booking.
	Don't use booking.com.
	There you go.
	I never use any of that stuff.
	Expedia, booking.com.
	Logically, how can it be cheaper and more efficient to go through a third party instead of directly dealing with the airline or the hotel?
	It's beyond me.
	It's baffling to me.
	It's baffling to me.
	It's easy to deal.
	And when you deal with the airline or the hotel, you're dealing with them.
	And it's in their machine right away.
	It's not going through here and there.
	This example is a good one.
	You'd go there and you wouldn't have your reservation.
	It would be a nightmare.
	You'd be like the out-of-towners with Jack Lemmon.
	Especially on the evening of the 5th in D.C. It's going to be pretty booked.
	There's social justice warriors.
	There's people in every company that are doing this.
	There are subversive little twits that really need to be fired immediately.
	And you can do, by the way, that booking, I don't care.
	I know this kind of software that's used for this stuff.
	They know exactly who canceled it.
	Yeah, you can track it.
	You can track it all the way back, I'm sure.
	You can track it right to a person who did it.
	An update on the Nashville bomber, which confuses everybody even more.
	Now, what I personally missed is more than just a DNA of this guy who was vaporized.
	That would be nice.
	With his two dogs, I might add.
	Everything's vaporized.
	Luckily, we got some DNA. Zoom in, enhance, rotate.
	Now, so what else did we see?
	No bomb crater.
	We have a weird anomaly before the blast, which...
	Some would say, and I'm knowing that they exist, could be a laser-directed energy weapon, anything from a drone, a bomb, a satellite, who knows.
	And at least we do know this, that the explosive used by Anthony Quinn Warner was incredibly rare.
	In fact, this was new for authorities.
	So this guy who, to our knowledge, has never built a bomb, was able to build...
	A thermobaric device, which is the same technology used with the mother of all bombs Trump dropped on Afghanistan.
	Yeah, that was a thermobaric.
	Dave Williams, who conducted the FBI's on-scene investigation, says, we've never seen an improvised thermobaric device before in this country or any country.
	The reason is, it's very difficult to get the timing down to get an optimum mixture of air and liquefied carbonaceous fuels such as propane, methane, acetylene, or natural gas.
	He couldn't have done it the first time and made it work.
	There had to be a test area.
	Well, this sounds even more sketchy than this whole thing was.
	Never built before.
	Never used in our country or any other country.
	Only military use.
	Thermobaric explosive device.
	But wow!
	Anthony Quinn Warner, man, he did it.
	So we'll never know.
	We'll never know.
	But I did just want to report that to put more fear and doubt into your mind about what the hell is going on in the world.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's a story that keeps you busy for a couple weeks.
	Hey, I have a fun little Hollywood update.
	Hollywood!
	Yeah, Hollywood is dead.
	Back to real news.
	That's right.
	We have that somewhere.
	Where's my real news jingle?
	We haven't played that in so long and I don't know how to do it.
	No, that's News Flash.
	Here we go.
	And now, back to real news.
	The real news is this.
	Did you know Mel Gibson has a movie out?
	You didn't, right?
	I didn't.
	No, I did not.
	Because Hollywood hates him.
	And did you know that Mel Gibson not only has a movie out, but he was in the hospital for COVID? I did not know this.
	You had COVID earlier this year, Mel, and you were hospitalized.
	What was the worst part of that?
	Had there been any after effects at all?
	No, not so bad.
	I mean, it was, in fact, my whole family got it, and they were just, they were out of it in like two, three days, the kids.
	And women don't get it as bad.
	The guys that seem to get it are older guys.
	I don't know why I got it.
	Yeah, I don't know how it came out.
	So I ended up at the hospital for like, you know, a week.
	And it kind of left in the same amount of time it came on in.
	And it leaves you pretty...
	The fatigue was the main thing about it.
	Getting your vitality back.
	Really interesting.
	Not a single story about Gibson having COVID. You'd think that would be something people would tout around.
	It would kind of go like this.
	Will he finally die?
	Will we finally be rid of him?
	Yeah.
	Drugs couldn't do it!
	I'm in total agreement with you.
	Maybe he just kept it quiet.
	These publicists kept the lid on it.
	He didn't want to use it as sort of leverage.
	And by the way, that fatigue thing is what J.C. had the same experience.
	Oh yeah, that's what Dave Jones said, the same thing.
	Almost everybody I know.
	If they got it good, then it's the fatigue that lingers.
	And now, what has COVID done to Hollywood?
	I believe we've been pretty clear.
	Hollywood is dead.
	Hollywood is over.
	It's all going to streaming apps, which is great because the COVID generation being born now, after 10 months of lockdown, they're being born now.
	They will not understand the full weight of studios behind the little app icon.
	They will just as easily click on the No Agenda app to get some fun entertainment as they will an HBO Max.
	They won't...
	I was going to go on.
	I'm sorry.
	I missed your pause.
	Finish your thought because I have a thought about this because of the Wonder Woman movie.
	Go ahead.
	I want to play the clip because he addresses this and we'll talk about it.
	Hollywood is going to die.
	How has COVID changed Hollywood, do you think?
	I mean, these theaters are kind of out of the question, at least for the time being.
	Yeah, I had a friend, he was an exhibitor, and I asked him, he was from Texas, and I said, how are you doing during this COVID thing?
	What's it doing to your exhibition business with the screens?
	And he said, he says I'm bleeding for about $48 million a month.
	That's pretty hefty.
	That's hefty for this guy, and for anyone.
	You think?
	So, it's going to change the biz.
	I mean, you've seen where Warners have just taken their whole slate and moved it over to, you know, HBO Max and Right.
	And a lot of stuff's going to streaming that didn't, you know, it wasn't conceived that way, but that's where it's going to end up, I think.
	I think it's easier this way.
	And look, I think storytelling, if it's a good story and you do a good job and you execute it well and you're original, I think you're always going to, you know, the cream's always going to rise to the top.
	And I think there's more of an opportunity there on streaming now with filmmakers.
	Okay.
	And I agree.
	The opportunity is for the independents who have the technology, know much better how to use low-budget facilities.
	There's going to be a couple, several, well, probably a thousand Bitcoin billionaires who will be happy to invest in your movies.
	And look at Amazon.
	Look at Netflix.
	Look at everything, including HBO Max.
	One, maybe two things you want to watch.
	The rest is just pathetic.
	It's pathetic actors, pathetic titles, pathetic movies, pathetic writing.
	And Wonder Woman 84, I watched.
	I kind of liked it.
	I don't know how they're going to make all the money.
	They did $20 million in the opening weekend domestically, a total of $40 million with international streaming sales.
	It's only on for a month compared to the last blockbuster they put out, which was $200 million in the opening weekend.
	Yes, about a tenth.
	I've gotten reports.
	I haven't seen the movie.
	Nobody wants to watch it here.
	That tells you something.
	It's a fun movie.
	It's worth it.
	Some people said they couldn't get through it.
	They fell asleep.
	The thing when you go see a movie like that at the theaters, it's really designed for the theaters.
	It's got THX. Movie gets boring.
	Boom!
	A huge explosion.
	You're in the seat there receiving all these bass notes.
	It's all, oh my God!
	And your body wakes up and gets very alert because of the noises and all the things that go on and clashing and the blinking giant screen.
	That's a lot different than watching it at home.
	Even if you've got good speaker systems, most people just use this crappy sound bar.
	And the sound bar's got no bass because there's no bass speakers.
	Maybe there's a subwoofer in the room somewhere and a boom, boom.
	Okay, you get your low notes, but they're not knocking you on your ass.
	The whole thing is such a different experience that it's like, I always tell writers this, you know, if you write online, it's one thing.
	If you write in a newspaper, it's something else.
	If you write in a magazine, it's still something else.
	Again, it's all different style of writing.
	If you write for the teleprompter, which I don't do, it's a totally different kind of writing.
	You have to write for somebody to speak it.
	And these are all different things.
	The same thing with presentation.
	If you present on a TV, it's going to be a different effect than if you present on a giant screen with booming speakers.
	Or the small screen.
	Or the people watching Wonder Woman on their phones.
	It's out of control.
	A lot of that is solvable.
	And a lot of people have put significant effort into the sound, because you can get it THX, Dolby.
	I'm not sure what the best platform is to do that on.
	You know, it goes back...
	It's not the general public's cup of tea.
	No, I agree, but for me...
	Yeah, sure, there is some guy's got a home theater.
	For me, John, this goes back to our previous discussion.
	When MP3s came out, which are clearly inferior, no one gave a shit.
	Even Tidal, which is a high-end, which was just sold, a high-end streaming service, Jay-Z's streaming service, these things were high-end 200 and...
	What is it?
	Like $300.
	Yeah, $256.
	A whole bunch of kilobits.
	And they went out of business because people don't care.
	They don't want to pay extra for quality.
	They just don't seem to care.
	Because we're dumbed down and it's been going on for a long time.
	The screens have dumbed us down.
	We've been watching video online since real video.
	We're used to crap.
	We don't care.
	I just don't think humans care anymore.
	I understand what you're saying, that the experience is there.
	It's an anachronism at this point.
	I'm just saying that if you're going to spend the kind of money you spend on a movie like Wonder Woman to get that big booms and the sounds and the whole thing to work, you're wasting your money.
	Yeah.
	And it doesn't work on the small screen anyway.
	So the whole thing, the finances, this is like what happens when the newspapers and magazines go online.
	All of a sudden their income streams completely change the way it works.
	It just doesn't happen the same way.
	You don't have the big $50,000 one-page ad on page 13.
	It's just that it's all different.
	And so it's been predicted.
	Oh, yes.
	And also it will take a long time.
	We have been killing radio for 15, 16 years.
	It's starting to pain them.
	Now, they have an attitude, if you can't beat them, join them.
	But it's over.
	It's really over for them.
	But again, I want to mention what happened on the first, which was Michael Savage, one of the top three, top four talk radio guys, retired from radio and went podcasting 100%.
	And you know what I say to that?
	You're welcome.
	I'm going to show my salute by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	And I will continue with that story because it's interesting.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	After thanking a few people.
	I'm sorry, I thought you were done.
	No.
	Well, let's continue then.
	I had no idea.
	No, no, no.
	I want to do it after.
	It's so interesting, at least in my opinion, that I'm going to use it as a tease and instead thank a few people who helped us.
	Stay here, people.
	Show 13 on a tease.
	Old broadcasting idea.
	Old school, everybody.
	Old school.
	Sir Spencer Sumner, we mentioned him already.
	He has moved up to associate executive producers from Canada.
	Where all the money used to be.
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	I like Edmonton.
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	I've been there a number of times.
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	Actually, home of a Costco brand.
	I think Costco's another town.
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	Now, 12210 was one of the gimmick donations for this show because it's of the palindrome.
	We've got one, two, three, four people, including Kevin McLaughlin, Duke of Luna in Locust, North Carolina, and he's on there too.
	That was it.
	Okay, so that didn't work.
	Redman in San Joaquin County, $120.
	Niche.
	I don't know what you think.
	Niche.
	Secord.
	Secord.
	It might just be Nick, possibly.
	From Redman.
	Let me read this.
	F Cancer Karma...
	Oh, Nick Secord.
	There you go.
	Nick Secord.
	That's the pronunciation.
	Nick Secord.
	In March of last year, I requested Jobs Karma said I would double my next contribution if the karma worked.
	Well, sure enough, it did.
	So here's a two-time double nickels on the dime, as I promised.
	I knew I was long overdue for this donation, but when the 33s kept popping up, I knew I couldn't wait any longer.
	I would greatly appreciate a shot of F Cancer Karma, this time for a smoking hot special someone, if you don't mind, as we hope for a negative diagnosis.
	So we always break for that.
	You've got karma.
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	He's a J.R. Rogan guy, Roganite.
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	It's okay, you can play it.
	Typically you would say, play the jingle, and I thought I had it queued up and I stepped on him.
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	Double nickels on the dime.
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	First birthday.
	That's from Robin in Knoxville.
	Also, a happy birthday to my wife, Amy, of the Lab.
	That's from Stephen Stubblefield in Soddy Daisy, Tennessee.
	Another Tennessean.
	Both went two in a row, both birthdays.
	What a coincidence.
	50-33 from him.
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	And now we have the $50 donors, and there's not that many.
	This is actually a short show.
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	Did you see Paul Daniels' note?
	Still can't believe I get most of my news from a former V.J. Hughes to comb his hair with a firecracker.
	Okay.
	Thanks.
	Yeah.
	What was the brand of that firecracker?
	James Shuremeta, I said in Rappanoke, I don't know if it's correct or not.
	Greg Zarzycki, I'm guessing.
	Zarzycki.
	Saratoga Springs, New York.
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	Donnie Bain in Great Britain, the UK. Ard Gay.
	Ard Guy, not Ard Gay, John.
	It's art gay.
	Art guy.
	It's art guy.
	Anyway, it's a gay or a guy.
	I don't know.
	David Beach in San Antonio, Texas, rounds us off.
	I want to thank all these folks for contributing to the show 1309, making it all possible.
	We've got a year ahead of us, and there's going to be more miserable news to deconstruct, and we'll be here to do it.
	Indeed.
	And if you come from shows like The Rogan Show or Tom Wood Show, let us know.
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	The list is fast.
	M. Andrew Jones says happy birthday to his sister, Sarah.
	She celebrated on the 31st.
	Sir Jackson, happy birthday to his daughter, Serenity, turns 5 on January 5th.
	Tony from Bisman will be 50 on the 6th.
	Tom Starkweather, our end-of-show mixer.
	Another mix from him today will be 37 on January 6th.
	Cliff Elliott and Rachel Russell celebrating.
	Robert McKellen, happy birthday to his daughter, Adeline.
	She turns 1-year-old on the 10th.
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	It's getting in early.
	Stephen Stubblefield, happy birthday to his wife, Amy of the Lamb.
	And Spyro Paulus, happy birthday to his wife, Tammy.
	And from all of us here at the No Agenda Show, happy birthday from Adam and John.
	It's your birthday, yeah.
	T-t-t-t-t-t-tidal changes.
	Turn and face this place.
	Life changes.
	Don't want to be a douchebag.
	Now, we do not have douchebags here.
	We only have people who change their titles.
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	That's the way we do it here.
	And there you go.
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	Perfect.
	Lindy!
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	You can do that at noagendameetups.com handily if you need to obfuscate what you're doing.
	Disguised as noagendaprotest.com so you can show anyone.
	That you're on the up and up.
	We have a number of meetups scheduled for the month, but first let's get a review of the Virginia Very Fine People Meetup, which was, there was a lot of people there.
	Hello, this is Sir Lee Mofo.
	We're at the Very Fine People Meetup.
	Sir GQ, Baron of Maryland, and...
	Lady Stephanie of Maryland.
	Hey, it's Neil, in the morning from Charlottesville, Virginia.
	Trump Winery!
	The finest of people!
	Yes!
	It's Dave.
	Bobby.
	Alice.
	In the morning.
	Miles here at Trump Winery in Charlotte, Virginia.
	I'm glad I'm not in Charlotte until I hear that place is crazy.
	Thank you for the courage in bringing us together.
	In the morning, it's Dame Anne from Grey Rock.
	We've already been broken up twice because our group is so big.
	In the morning, Adam and John, this is Christopher, recently off your naughty list, and...
	Rosalyn!
	So hopefully our donation arrived and will be announced on today's show.
	Thanks, guys.
	Thanks.
	That's a new way.
	Thanks, guys.
	Hey, guys.
	Thanks, guys.
	I know what you're doing there.
	Thank you, V.
	Very, very, very special people.
	Very fine people meet up in Virginia.
	Here's what's coming up.
	January 5th is Tuesday.
	Friends of Fair and Honest Elections DC meet up.
	That will be at 8 o'clock.
	Sir Ducifer is hosting that in Washington, D.C. January the 9th, that's Saturday.
	Bozeman, Montana.
	Bring in the new year, 4 o'clock.
	Hmm.
	Isn't the new year already here?
	Bridger Brewing is where it takes place.
	Houston Raging Super Spreader Luncheon at noon on Saturday at the Outdoors at Rodeo Goat.
	How could you not go there and hang out with Brian Clark, who's organizing?
	And we have the NA Local 512 Post-Congress Count Celebration or the Build Back Better Battle Planning, and that'll be at Doc's Backyard on Sunset Valley.
	I am going to make an effort to attend that because it sounds like fun, and I feel a lot of people will be there.
	And then we have a new one on the list for the 15th, the Kansas City Full Frontal Exposure Edition.
	They are so smart, they sent us a promo.
	Oh, take it off, baby.
	Come on, just take it off.
	I can't understand you.
	Take this stupid face diaper off.
	Ah yes, much better.
	Kansas City listeners, join us for the KC Meetup Public Dining Full Frontal Exposure Edition at the one restaurant in Johnson County not being a bunch of Mask Nancys, Don Chilito's in Mission, Kansas.
	It'll be Friday, January 15th at 6 p.m.
	Please RSVP at NoAgendaMeetups.com.
	Now, that's a promo!
	That is a professional promo.
	It could have been done by any radio station.
	Could have been on the radio.
	Could have been on the radio.
	Very good.
	Very, very good.
	Thank you for doing that.
	NoagendaMeetups.com is where you can schedule meetups.
	More importantly, where you can find them.
	They are everywhere, all around the world.
	If, by any chance, there's nothing near you, nothing you can attend, all you do is set one up yourself.
	It's easy!
	Go to noagendameetups.com Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days Bum, bum, bum You wanna be where you want me Triggered all hell flame You wanna be where everybody feels the same Ba-da-da-da-da-da Happy
	New Year!
	Happy New Year!
	Which is cute.
	Let's see, we have Andy Cohen from New Year's Eve.
	Do something with this city!
	And another one from him.
	Honestly, get it together!
	I kind of like that one.
	Fletcher wannabe.
	Yeah, okay, he's off the list.
	Uh, this one?
	Bill Gates is really cool.
	Okay, I mean, that's a good one for the kids.
	Bill Gates is really cool.
	And remember, it's okay to not be okay.
	I'm striking out with you.
	Next one.
	Listen to what the lizard people say.
	No, that's no good.
	Listen.
	It's too long.
	The only one I have left is...
	Mmm!
	So good and tasty!
	Mmm!
	Mmm!
	I kind of like that one.
	It's also long.
	That's cute.
	It's cute.
	Now, who is the Fletcher clone again?
	I forget you said his name.
	Oh, that's Andy Cohen.
	He does the New Year's Eve with Anderson Cooper.
	Oh, and they just pulled it from the show?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What were the two of them again?
	Two drunk gay guys on New Year's Eve.
	No, I mean...
	Play the clip again.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I didn't need a description of that crappy show.
	Do something with this city!
	Honestly, get it together!
	Actually, it's not that.
	Honestly, get it together is not too bad.
	I mean, I'm a little partial to...
	So good and tasty?
	But it's too long.
	No, I'm kiboshing that.
	It's too long.
	It's too long.
	I also like, you know, this one still...
	Bill Gates is really cool.
	But it's not fun.
	Well, we can go with Bill Gates is really cool and then have the little girl say Happy New Year.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	The trouble is she is not amped up enough.
	Well, maybe it would sound better if we have...
	Well, that's not true.
	Maybe we could do...
	Okay, let's make it really horrible.
	Where's your Happy New Year's Eve?
	Let's see.
	Don't forget, it's the first show of the year.
	It's setting the stage.
	Okay, hold on.
	Here we go.
	We'll try again.
	Happy New Year!
	Honestly, get it together!
	Or we can have him yelling at the kid.
	I mean, either way.
	I think the one you just played is outstanding.
	That combo?
	Yeah.
	In that order.
	In that order.
	Good.
	We're good to go.
	John has a final story.
	Okay, so Michael Savage made a big deal of quitting radio broadcasting.
	There's got to be a back story here more than he says.
	He just says he's got fed up with the program managers, all the stations, and everyone kvetching constantly.
	And his main reason was, well, the problem with broadcasting is that you can't, you know, if you're going through a hard clock, Which is the timer that tells you you've got to go to a commercial right now.
	If you're working with a hard clock, even a soft clock, you can't get into your stream of consciousness moments.
	And we do it on this show.
	We're true podcasters.
	There's no hard anything.
	You just yak.
	Yeah.
	And so you have to have some self-control.
	You can't just yak and yak and like the giggling morons that are on half of these podcasts.
	Like every other show on Spotify.
	Pretty much.
	That's really true.
	It's a bunch of women laughing.
	So he quits.
	They do a couple of lament shows at the end of his run at the end of the year.
	First, his producers come on.
	They go on and talk a little bit.
	And then he comes on and laments about how great it was and talks about what he did and how it got started and all the rest.
	So he does.
	His first show is the one he did on the first.
	So I said, well, it's on the show.
	Check it out.
	First of all, he goes with, he didn't have a clock because there's no commercials.
	He plays, I think there was no commercial the whole show.
	I didn't listen to the whole thing in great detail, but there was no hard clock.
	But he ended it at the right, you know, he ended it like Horowitz and I do, an hour.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You guys are always an hour, exactly.
	Yeah.
	It's designed to be an hour, but the point is Horowitz likes it that way because he's, I don't know, he just does.
	And it's fine with me.
	I can do it.
	I don't have to rant.
	I mean, this show was more true podcasting.
	We just talked for, we did a seven and a half hour podcast once for you folks out there who have never listened to the show before.
	Meanwhile, after just yakking about how different it's going to be, Savage is the hour.
	See, he doesn't do any of his bits.
	It's the most somber.
	Oh, no!
	The whole thing was just...
	I thought it was one of the worst...
	If you listened to that podcast, you'd never listen again.
	That's how bad it was.
	It was really bad.
	His regular radio, where he's irked, you know, because he's on the radio in the first place...
	He didn't have that, none of those, that tension wasn't there.
	There's a big difference between doing live radio and podcasting, where there's no tension.
	And he says, it is Lament's show on the radio, that he's going to start, he's going to have a thought, a great thought, and he's going to just pull out his recorder, do it.
	You know, zoom or something.
	And just put it in there.
	And so he did that, and he drops these, you know, so you have the sound sound like this.
	Well, and then the way I saw it was this way.
	And then all of a sudden...
	And now I'm recording something out here, and yeah, people are walking around, and it's just like, the sound is like, it goes from one bad thing to another.
	I thought it was a disaster.
	What's interesting, as I was listening to this story and watching the Troll Room, most people couldn't get past the fact that you just said that Michael Savage...
	Has no hard clock.
	And people just couldn't get past it, John.
	There's something about the way you said it that was just sexual.
	You know, a lot of people see things that way.
	They're sick.
	Well, that's why they're trolls.
	But that's sad.
	That's sad that the guy...
	Again, don't ask our advice.
	Don't ask the guys who know how to do it, Savage.
	Don't ask us how to do it, man.
	That would be crazy.
	No, we can't start with that.
	Not gonna happen.
	What he was doing for a year...
	Are we rapping?
	What he was doing for a year was repurposing his radio show into a podcast.
	And actually, when he did that, it was fine because it was the tension and all the stuff that was created by the radio show.
	But once they pulled the rug out from under that, it's just him talking to a blank wall, not imagining people listening, even though he's going to try to stream it live.
	It just wasn't good.
	It's not the way to debut, let's put it that way.
	If you're going to debut, debut big.
	Debut big, baby.
	And what you just heard was an example of us not having a hard clock.
	You said, are we wrapping?
	And I know, because after three hours and 20 minutes of the show, the first thing John asks after we're done is, how long is the show?
	And I'll say, oh, it's about three hours and 20 minutes.
	Too long!
	Yep.
	This is a fact.
	The show is supposed to be around 245.
	But that's without COVID. COVID has ruined the count.
	All right.
	Well, we're officially going off the clock here, people.
	We're going to end it.
	We do have outstanding end-of-show mixes, which I'm very proud of.
	Great for the new year for everyone who wants to see what we have in store.
	We've got Sir Svoboda, Tom Starkweather, Jesse Coy Nelson, and, geez, one, two, three, four.
	Who am I missing here?
	Ah!
	We're missing...
	Did I get Tom Starkweather?
	Yeah, you did.
	Twice.
	Oh, John F. John F. That's who I missed.
	John F. Put John F. in there.
	Coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the Drone Star State, Austin, Texas, FEMA Region No.
	6 in the governmental maps.
	If you're looking for us in the morning, everybody, my name's Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we have less deaths per capita than Texas and Florida, but we're shut down.
	Thank you very much.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return for our second show.
	After everything drops this week, it's going to be a lot of fun, and we're not even on the clock.
	Until then, remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Adios, mofos!
	and such.
	That wasn't the worst.
	The worst part.
	I decided to have one of their featured cocktail drinks.
	I like a cute little cocktail.
	Some frozen margarita.
	Okay.
	It was a signature frozen margarita.
	They put a metal straw in it.
	Well, can I please tell you this is one of the worst ideas which I found out myself.
	You put the straw And then when you put your lips onto the straw to suck, your lips will immediately be frozen stuck to the metal straw.
	And I tore a piece of my lip even.
	I couldn't get it off.
	It's a very dumb idea.
	It's a very dumb idea.
	Well, a couple of things.
	First of all, I would never, ever drink from a metal straw at a restaurant.
	How do you get the things clean?
	I mean, do they have bottle brushes that go through?
	I don't trust it.
	It should be disposable.
	So that's out.
	And the second thing is, why would you drink a margarita through a straw?
	It was there, and I wanted to suck on something.
	What's wrong with a frozen margarita having a sip?
	It's not that weird.
	Well, to a straw.
	I'm not a...
	Okay.
	Just stuck it in my mouth and I wanted to suck on something.
	It's not that weird.
	Well, to a straw.
	I'm not a...
	Okay.
	This January.
	It's incredible.
	The last stand is set for Wednesday when Congress needs to certify.
	January 6th, that's the day Congress will count the electoral votes and declare the winner.
	It all started with that nice group of ladies up there.
	And then this big cowboy got up and everybody else, oh, well, if that guy's on his feet, I better get up too.
	On January 6th at 1pm Eastern Time, 1300 military hours.
	What is that in Zoom?
	I don't know.
	And the Electoral College votes must still be formally counted during a joint session of Congress on January 6th.
	Flights from India to UK will resume from January 6th.
	But there's still one final hurl to cross in the 2020 presidential election on January 6th.
	All right, Trump tweeted out, quote, massive amounts of evidence will be presented on the 6th.
	We won big.
	Okay?
	Well, you know, I am actually very concerned that there will be violence on January 6th.
	Typically, once all states weigh in and a winner reaches 270 votes, the election is considered to be over, but not this time.
	So we'll see how it plays out on the house floor on January the 6th at 1 p.m.
	2021 is when people will find freedom in Swiss cheese.
	The Swiss cheese model concept.
	Let's talk about Swiss cheese bras every woman needs.
	Swiss cheese.
	You need to visualize it, not eat it.
	Perhaps then it's a good idea to get some conversation.
	Swiss cheese sucks.
	The more layers of cheese you have, the fewer holes.
	You want regular Swiss cheese with all that fat, cholesterol, sodium, and calories?
	Swiss cheese?
	For underwear as a form of artistic expression.
	The Swiss cheese model concept.
	There are holes in it.
	We just need the underwear to be functional, comfortable, and not show through our clothing.
	The holes are not necessarily aligned in the same places on each slice.
	How does that make sense?
	I know what the Swiss cheese model concept is.
	Regarding Swiss cheese, do they use a special milk that has holes in it too?
	The holes come from a by-product of some of the microbes added to milk to make Swiss cheese.
	Swiss cheese?
	It's about how you feel in it, and I don't want any woman to go through her whole life without exploring it, so try a set on and just wear it on a random day.
	She has a little diagram of the Swiss cheese model.
	If you vary the slices, there'll be no holes.
	It's not layers.
	Oh, God, this smells good.
	Mmm.
	Mmm.
	So good.
	So good and tasty.
	Donald!
	Donald!
	Okay, let's try it out.
	Rice-a-roni, mac and cheese, paste-a-roni.
	Pop it in, pop it in.
	Boom!
	It works.
	Don't try it yet, everybody.
	Don't try it just yet.
	Bro, this is good.
	Oh, there's all kinds of good stuff under here.
	Hyaluronic acid.
	Polymethylmethrylate?
	Poly-L-lactic acid?
	Could have added plus in there.
	Take that off the internet immediately.
	How does that make sense?
	This is not good.
	Come on.
	You just don't understand.
	This is a whole area of chemistry that is specialized.
	You can't make more of it.
	I love this.
	Is this where you grow the second head?
	Oh wait, stop right there.
	Hello, officers.
	Would you like to join our prayer meeting?
	Your epileptic fits.
	It's like no speeds.
	It's all about the boolah.
	It seems...
	Oh, crappy.
	Oh, what did you tell him that for?
	We don't want that out of here.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	It's nothing new.
	It's really, really, really bad.
	It is really bad.
	It's really bad.
	This is all very confusing.
	Way to go.
	I'm blocking this.
	I'm blocking it.
	I missed you a little bit, actually.
	I don't care about American people.
	I'm blocking it.
	I'm blocking this.
	Now, we're screwed.
	There's something.
	This is not good.
	Ugh.
	This is not good.
	This is not good.
	Sometimes I can't remember things I am a gap machine Go to Joe 30330 Come on man, can't you see?
	You'll get the whole load from me I know eight presidents Three of them in ten My laser time I've run for president Lost twice because I lied Now I'm in the basement all alone We need a back saline And now some say I've lost my mind
	Keep mixing words up all the time We choose to move the past Hopefully you're new and back Ride the fighting gap machine Waiting for a back saline Ride the fighting gap
	want to be clear.
	I'm not going nuts.
	You dog-based pony soldier.
	We need a vaccine now.
	Some say I've lost my mind.
	I keep mixing words up all the time.
	Hold on, look, here's the deal.
	The fact of the matter is I'm a giant in that machine waiting for a vaccine.
	Podcast in the universe.
	We'll be right back.
	Adios, mofo.
	Dvorak.org Slash N A Happy New Year!

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