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	I'm important here.
	I'm from the news.
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, December 3rd, 2020.
	This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media assassination episode 1300.
	This is No Agenda.
	Watching the final acts and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Boston, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, we're...
	Hey, there's Gina Haspel walking across the street.
	I'm John C. DeVore.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	No, man.
	You missed the memo, man.
	She's dead.
	Died of natural causes.
	Yeah.
	She's dead.
	She was shot.
	She's a kid mo.
	No, no.
	She's been arrested as a traitor.
	I've got the list.
	Yeah, my favorite of the conspiracies this week has got to be the boot on Joe Biden's foot.
	Because that conceals the ankle bracelet monitor so we cannot escape...
	Joe Biden couldn't escape anywhere.
	Here he goes.
	But this is where it gets cool.
	Then there's all these posts of Hillary Clinton and John McCain all with the same boot.
	The exact same model with their foot problems.
	It is a beautiful time to be a podcaster, ladies and gentlemen.
	We're talking about, for anyone who doesn't bother looking at these stupid sites, we're talking about this stuff that went on in the last day or two.
	And I would recommend anyone who wants to have a good time to go to Google and type in Gina Haspel, the director of the city, Gina Haspel Frankfurt, and just read the first 20 or 30 posts.
	They're hilarious.
	She was shot in Frankfurt at the server farm.
	We all know this.
	She was shot.
	She was arrested for treason.
	My favorite one is she was, actually, I didn't make a copy of this post, but she was arrested for treason and then she was going to be hauled to Gitmo.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	And then she said, I can't take it anymore.
	Trained operative.
	I can't take it anymore.
	I don't want to go to Gitmo.
	I'll tell you everything you need to know.
	And she turned states evidence.
	Oh, yeah.
	And she's got all the goods, all the goods on the election fraud.
	Well, you know that they're putting her in the same cell as Obama because he was arrested, too.
	Oh, I didn't get the Obama being arrested.
	Yeah, Obama's arrested.
	That's why he's showing up on all these Zoom calls.
	They just changed the background.
	So we can do a Zoom call with Steph Curry.
	Yeah.
	Come on, man.
	Yes.
	Before we do anything, before we destroy any more...
	I'm looking at the list of the Google list.
	No, no, no.
	Colleague, colleague Dvorak, congratulations.
	1,300 episodes of this podcast.
	Wow.
	Yes!
	Yeah, we did it.
	It's an average of a hundred a year, I guess, pretty much.
	And we never had a fight.
	Yeah.
	That's exactly it.
	This is the podcast that is produced by the community that supports it.
	That's why everyone who listens, whether you know it or not, you're a producer.
	There's a producer in all of us.
	Time, talent, treasure, and that has kept us going for 1,300 episodes.
	Here's to 1,300 more!
	Woo!
	Yeah.
	So, uh...
	You want to start with some COVID?
	Let's give people the money's worth right up front.
	No, I want to start off with kind of a question.
	Okay.
	This always kind of baffles me.
	This morning for breakfast I had a piece of apple pie and I picked up some British double cream.
	The heavy cream?
	It's not heavy cream, it's just like a solid.
	Like clotted cream?
	No, clotted cream is even stronger, but double cream is pretty much like clotted cream only...
	I don't see...
	To be honest about double cream...
	Okay, I just don't...
	I'm not familiar with double cream, but I am happy to be...
	Well, double cream is supposed to be one layer lower, but it seems like clotted cream if you ask me.
	Ah, okay.
	I'm very happy that we're Postponing COVID for the cream.
	Well, the question I have is, this is a British product.
	It is a phenomenal product.
	It's a clotted cream, double cream.
	I've never had double cream before, but it looks like clotted cream to me.
	It's like a solid...
	Cream.
	It's like you take it out with a spoon and it's like solid.
	It's like a piece of ice cream and it never melts.
	Okay.
	I'm visualizing.
	I got it.
	Why don't the Americans make this product even though we do it in the form of cool whip?
	Whip.
	Whip.
	Yes.
	It's just beyond me.
	This is a fabulous product.
	On a piece of cake.
	Or pie?
	I think this is quite a travesty.
	Look at your cream, baby.
	Mmm, yum.
	It's beyond me.
	It's beyond me why this doesn't exist in the United States as a normal product.
	Well, this is an opportunity for your entrepreneurial spirit.
	No.
	Alright, on to COVID then.
	As we're drawing to the close of something and the start of the dark winter, a very dark winter indeed.
	But first we must add the most recent douchebag to the list of, coincidentally, Democratic politicians who have thwarted their own regulations.
	We saw Nancy Pelosi in the hair salon with no mask.
	Gavin Newsom with his buddies hanging out, not socially distanced at a fancy restaurant.
	French laundry.
	Austin, Texas has to keep its tarred roots going.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Adler joins the list mayor of Austin.
	In a minute.
	Most nights, Mayor Steve Adler updates Austin on the coronavirus pandemic from his home office.
	November 9th looked different.
	In a pre-recorded video from his family's timeshare in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Adler urged Austinites to stay home.
	We may have to close things down if we're not careful.
	Adler now saying he regrets traveling by private plane with his family to Mexico after his daughter's wedding, saying in part, my fear is that this travel, even having happened during a safer period, could be used by some as justification for risky behavior.
	On November 10th, the day after Adler's video from Mexico, Austin-Travis County public health officials warned of a significantly worsening situation.
	At the time, Austin-Travis County was at Stage 3 risk, which recommends avoiding gatherings of more than 10 people.
	The mayor says he didn't violate any of his own orders or orders from the governor, though 20 people did attend his daughter's outdoor wedding before that trip to Mexico.
	Knight was in a webinar with Adler when news first broke of his trip to Mexico.
	He said he has supported family units dining out like when his daughter got married, and joked, I'm about to spend the next 24 hours defending that.
	Yes, well, he's spending more than 24 hours defending it.
	And here's the only piece of his...
	Well, he's not sorry, actually.
	He throws a performative at the citizens and residents of Austin.
	I'm sorry I took that trip.
	It was a lapse in judgment.
	And I want you to know that I apologize.
	Oh, yes.
	Thank you.
	We know that you apologized.
	So, you know...
	Well, you know...
	Yes, you know...
	Yes.
	Another one.
	There's another one to add to the list?
	I don't have a clip for it, but I should...
	London Breed.
	Yeah.
	The mayor of San Francisco was busted.
	Same thing.
	Big party at guess where?
	French Laundry.
	The French Laundry again.
	Oh, man.
	This is a couple of days ago.
	And so she goes off and does this and she claims one thing or another.
	They don't have the photos like they did of news.
	Somebody can assume it was pretty much the same kind of a party.
	But a couple of things come to mind here with these three.
	I mean, these people are spendthrifts.
	They can't even, for five minutes, not go to...
	The French Laundry, for example, should be mentioned, is one of the most expensive restaurants in the entire world.
	Yeah, you're not out of there under four or five hundred bucks a head.
	Without wine.
	Yes.
	It's very easy to drop.
	A two-person dinner is very easy to drop $2,000.
	Yes.
	Very easy.
	And this is the mayor of San Francisco.
	And you have your mayor going to Cabo.
	Private jet.
	Private jet.
	You have to wonder if these people are just partying 24-7 all the time.
	It's just they can't take it.
	I can't stay here in the office.
	I have to go to the French Laundry and drop a few thousand bucks and party with my friends.
	I mean, what are they doing when there's no lockdown?
	Right.
	My goodness.
	These people are deplorable.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Adler had his daughter's wedding, 20 people, that's double the recommended amount of 10.
	He lives at the W Hotel when he's in Austin and jets off to Cabo to their family timeshare.
	It makes it sound so cheap.
	Yeah, we're taking the jet to our timeshare.
	Sure, sure.
	But this is exactly why people are revolting.
	And not that people are revolting, they are revolting.
	Well, those are the people who are revolting.
	They're revolting.
	The revolt is amongst the people.
	Last night, a restaurant in Staten Island, people gathered and refused to let the sheriff shut it down.
	I don't know how successful they were, but people are coming out.
	And this happened just the other day, a live news shot in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
	It was actually kind of nice because typically if it were more of a network news shot, when someone's in the background yelling, the news model would just say, Well, shut up.
	I'm important here.
	I'm from the news.
	In this case, the guy, the newscaster on the scene, turns around and says, And it's a restaurant owner who is, well, this is the sentiment now.
	Details on why the judge said no.
	Is everything okay?
	Our government leaders have abandoned me.
	Are you the owner?
	Four trillion dollars of stimulus money.
	And they gave it to who?
	Special interest groups and campaign donors.
	I'm Dave Morris.
	I own the place.
	So what's going on?
	What's going on?
	You know what's going on.
	Tell me.
	You tell me.
	Hey, we got a government.
	That has taken the stimulus money, they gave it to special campaign donors, they gave it to special interests, they abandoned me, and they have put me in a position where I have to fight back.
	Okay?
	So do you feel that this is the right thing to do?
	Absolutely.
	I feel everybody needs to stand up.
	Hey, listen, there was enough money to give every family.
	Every family in this country, $20,000 to go home for two months.
	They chose to give it to special interests and campaign donors, the Kennedy Space Center, and they abandoned us.
	You could have given me money.
	I'd gladly walk away for 60 days and let this virus settle down.
	I'm not going to do it alone.
	Are you going to continue to violate the state's orders and stay open?
	This is a state order.
	This isn't an order.
	This is a conspiracy.
	This is a tyranny.
	What do you want to tell other restaurant owners?
	Wake up!
	Stand up!
	This is America.
	Be free!
	Yeah, so, yeah.
	Well, this is what's happening.
	This is how people feel.
	And I'd go out and I'd support my restaurants for the same reason if they're in trouble, which, you know, we haven't shut our state down like the rest.
	We all are.
	Well, yeah, but they haven't shut down again.
	Well, except the fresh laundry.
	The fresh laundry's doing okay.
	So that's your local news.
	Let's go to CBS.com.
	Their overview, this is just a general overview, but gives you an idea of how they view the situation.
	Millions of Americans are now home after Thanksgiving trips to see family and friends.
	Everybody was masked, but he's just nervous of sitting next to everybody.
	Health officials warned against gathering for the holiday.
	Now many are getting tested for COVID-19.
	We had a few people over just to be safe.
	Hospitalizations are already at record highs in 33 states.
	We may see a surge upon a surge.
	If your family traveled, you have to assume that you were exposed and you became infected and you really need to get tested in the next week.
	I love that, Deborah Birx.
	If you traveled, then you should presume that you're infected.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	I am familiar with the doctor's thinking.
	She's really thinking, you dirty, nasty, scummy plebs.
	You're infected.
	You are so stupid to travel.
	Now she does her news hits with a mask on.
	Please, lady.
	This is her full appearance.
	What capacity is there to backstop overwhelmed hospitals?
	Well, so that is obviously all of our concerns.
	Let's just be honest for one second here about the overwhelmed hospitals.
	We have almost a million hospital beds in the United States.
	10% is now filled with COVID-19, which is not just people who have, you know, whatever this bug is, but people who have other issues and COVID-19.
	They're running understaffed.
	This is not at breaking point.
	This is totally crap.
	Every hospital worker, they all email continuously.
	It's not that, you know, it's normal.
	And then we can have a lot more.
	And that's why we're really asking states and mayors to really test for impact and consider vaccinating for impact.
	We know who's at highest risk.
	Making sure that all of those individuals are tested.
	We know people may have made mistakes over the hospital.
	Oh, you made mistakes!
	time period.
	So if you're young and you gathered, you need to be tested about five to 10 days later, but you need to assume that you're infected and not go near your grandparents and aunts and others without a mask.
	We're really asking families to even mask indoors if they chose to gather during Thanksgiving and others went across the country or even into the next state.
	And if you're over 65 or you have comorbidities and you gathered at Thanksgiving, if you develop any symptoms, you need to be tested immediately because we know that our therapeutics work best when Both our antivirals and our monoclonal antibodies work best very early in disease.
	So we're really asking governors and mayors to make testing more available so we can prevent people having to be hospitalized.
	But obviously we're deeply worried.
	We're over 90,000 inpatients right now.
	If we have a surge two weeks...
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What did she say here?
	Hold on a second.
	I heard something weird.
	Very early in disease.
	So we're really asking governors and mayors to make testing more available so we can prevent people having to be hospitalized.
	But obviously we're deeply worried.
	We're over 90,000 inpatients right now.
	If we have a surge two weeks on top of that, even when we're starting to see some improvement, I appreciate that you have mayor from Detroit on.
	They're really, all these mayors are working to decrease their number of cases and getting to a plateau.
	And now we could have a fourth surge.
	It's just full of gobbledygook.
	Now it's a fourth surge.
	We haven't even determined the second surge.
	And, you know, you're infected.
	Just assume you're infected because you didn't follow my rules.
	And we're going to shame you on a local level.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	You traveled.
	You infected person.
	Good evening.
	Well, we're obviously not seeing the types of crowds that we would normally expect at O'Hare on a Sunday after Thanksgiving, but still quite a few people coming into arrivals here tonight.
	Many of them, though, did not want to talk with us on camera.
	They said they didn't want their employers to see them and know that they had traveled, saying they were scared they would be travel-shamed by their friends.
	Yeah, travel shame.
	By the way, this may be a good thing because if people are being shamed, they may be too afraid to get a test because they then have to live with the shame of being a Trump supporter if you test positive.
	This is the level that it's gone to.
	Did you catch that clip that our producer sent of the ESPN reporter?
	You might not have.
	This is an ESPN reporter wailing on Bronco quarterback...
	Dan Orzlowski, who tested positive for COVID. Listen to this shaming episode.
	Nothing's more expensive than a missed opportunity.
	And that's what this was for the backup quarterbacks and really the starter for the Denver Broncos.
	As a young player, as a young backup quarterback in the NFL, I used to pray to God for just the chance to get on the field.
	Because sometimes your opportunity is just luck.
	that it just happens that you get a chance to start in the NFL.
	And so many guys never get that chance, and they have a year or two career, and then they're gone.
	So guys like Brett Rippin and Blake Bortles, who's trying to get back into the NFL and Drew Locke, for you guys not to do the simple thing of wearing your mask is a shame on you.
	You can't sit there and go, man, I wish I would have gotten my chance.
	You had your chance, and you blew, because you couldn't do something as simple as having self-discipline to follow the protocol that's handed down from the NFL.
	You can't go home and tell your buddies or tell your girlfriend or tell your wife, I never got my opportunity.
	Yeah, you did.
	You blew it, because you couldn't wear a mask.
	And Drew Locke, this is the most concerning thing I've ever seen from you since you've come into the NFL.
	How can I trust you to be the CEO of the billion-dollar company that I run, and you can't wear a mask?
	I don't care if you don't want to.
	I don't care if you don't like it, and I don't care if you agree with it.
	You have to do what you have to do to do what you want to do.
	And this is a missed opportunity by all the quarterbacks for the Denver Broncos.
	You let down your team.
	You let down yourself.
	Shame.
	Shame on you.
	Picking it off in a second.
	Oh, man.
	Who is that?
	He's some dude from ESPN. It sounds like that one guy, Bayless.
	Oh, it could be.
	I don't know.
	A producer sent it to me.
	Actually, I thought you would have had it because I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, but I can understand what that was.
	And also, the guy should be fired immediately from ESPN. And people need to know that...
	By the way, can you...
	Just a quickie thing.
	Can you make the clips louder?
	That was...
	I think that was an out-of-phase clip.
	Yes, I will turn it up.
	Yeah, I think it was out-of-phase.
	Oh, really?
	Okay, hold on a second.
	How's this?
	One, two.
	Checky two.
	One, two.
	Am I better?
	Well, you sound fine.
	Okay, well...
	Oh, it's just the clips.
	Well, I don't know.
	Well, then what difference does it make?
	Really, what's your problem?
	Um...
	No, it's the, but people somehow have not understood that, you know, if you get COVID, it's not because you're a bad person.
	It's not because you, you know, didn't follow the rules necessarily.
	You know, you can get it.
	I mean, but this is, this shaming is saying, hey, you know, you got it, so therefore you clearly didn't follow the rules.
	Right.
	Yeah, that's what it says.
	That's what they're doing.
	We picked up on this early.
	I know, but we've got to continue monitoring this.
	Now you have to turn your speakers down a little bit.
	Sorry.
	That's just for me.
	Anyway, back to the hospitals and this story again.
	We're just going to round two.
	The hospitals, they want money.
	They are money-churning machines.
	They are currently understaffed.
	And we'll get to the vaccine part.
	They don't even want their people taking vaccines.
	Or, yes, vaccines, because then, you know...
	I'm sorry, taking tests, because if someone tests positively, then they have to shut down parts of the ward and they'll be even more understaffed.
	Or, in the case of some situations, like when Mimi thinks she may have had it, she lost her sense of taste and smell, and she wouldn't have the test because she knew that if she tested positive, they'd shut down the county.
	And they'd whisk her into the ventilator and kill her.
	Possibly, but...
	Well, let me take a little side step here.
	Oh boy, I opened the Kraken.
	He did.
	Let's do the Alex Jones kill you clip.
	Oh my.
	You brought AJ to the party.
	Happy 1300!
	They put a tube down your throat, they blow your lungs out, they kill your ass.
	The new guillotine is the ventilator.
	And that's why, like, we need the ventilators!
	Round 2 and Round 3.
	This is their plan.
	They already killed...
	Over half those that died of COVID in the nursing homes murdered them, wouldn't let their families in while they brought patients sick with other diseases in who were healthy but asymptomatic to kill them.
	All tested.
	Now they're going to upscale it again and again and again.
	If you go to one of these centers, they will kill you.
	Man, Bill Hicks is still good.
	I got a bunch of these clips, so when you're ready.
	Okay, hold on.
	I will circle around to that for sure.
	I had a little different take on it.
	It's the old problem-reaction-solution.
	So, problem, we're running out of beds.
	We're understaffed.
	Really, it's just the way they're running the hospital.
	So, that's your problem.
	We get the news media.
	Oh, yeah.
	Infected!
	Stay home!
	Don't travel!
	You can't do it!
	Hospitals!
	Save!
	Save the hospitals!
	And right on cue, here's a stimulus, which, of course, none of will go to you.
	President-elect Joe Biden and other top Democrats say they do support a new bipartisan COVID-19 relief bill.
	We're still waiting to hear if Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will back this plan as well.
	It establishes a $300 per week jobless benefit, sends billions to state and local governments, And it revives paycheck protection subsidies, but it does not include a second stimulus check for individuals.
	So, there you go.
	No money for you, but we'll make sure everyone has their peace, especially the ambulance companies.
	I'm not saying they don't need it, but they don't care.
	Of all the places, considering the pandemic...
	That would be in good solid shape would be the ambulance companies.
	You'd think.
	So why would they get money?
	I have no idea.
	I have no idea.
	These things, there's scamming going on and we all know it.
	That's okay.
	Andrew Yang has a good idea.
	He does want to get money to the people.
	He, of course, is Mr.
	Universal Basic Income.
	He thinks that $1,500 a month would be great for everybody and if you want to Get an OnlyFans account and earn some money on the side.
	You can.
	But you don't have to forfeit any of that money.
	And so he knows how he can fix it.
	We all know that it's vital that a critical mass of Americans get vaccinated so we can return to some degree of normalcy.
	But we also know that there's a lot of skepticism.
	So we should put our money where our mouth is and say, look, if you get the vaccine, we'll give you $1,000, $1,500.
	We should be putting money into it.
	Right now, Boris, because we're asking more and more folks to stay home and stay out of their places of employment because coronavirus infection rates are increasing.
	So we should be sending money to people right now, but certainly we should be putting our money where our mouth is, where these vaccinations are concerned.
	I'm all in.
	I think you should get $3,000 if you take it.
	Go for it.
	But there's all kinds of issues, as usual.
	Some of this for the old-time No Agenda producers who have been around for hundreds of our episodes.
	You go like, wow, that sounds kind of familiar.
	As we know, there's no indemnification.
	The pharmaceutical companies are indemnified against lawsuits from what they call biologics, which include vaccines.
	So you can't sue them.
	Now, there is a fund, and the fund pays out reasonable amounts, but specifically for the coronavirus and the coronavirus vaccine, the assortment of vaccines, it will cap out at $200,000 per death.
	Deaths.
	So it's not really a great deal.
	What if you end up paralyzed with the heebie-jeebies?
	I mean, what's the cap for that?
	It's all under $200,000.
	But you're still going to have to go to court and you have to go through the vaccine court.
	And people are catching on to this, lo and behold.
	A sign over I-40 in Durham is catching a lot of attention from drivers.
	This is the sign that's posted on the pedestrian bridge on Fayetteville Road.
	It reads, COVID-19 vaccine makers are exempt from liability.
	We took our questions to a local infectious disease doctor.
	He says drug makers are protected from liability of any potential injuries caused by their vaccines.
	If we find out three years from now that it turns your hair purple, you're not going to be able to sue Pfizer or Moderna because you now have purple hair.
	Like, that is not going to be able to happen.
	This is all done in somewhat good faith, that these companies are moving forward, they're taking some chances, they're taking some risks.
	UNC's Dr.
	David Wall says he is concerned the sign could cause fear in people who are skeptical of taking the vaccine.
	Yes, could, could cause.
	And I had a thought, actually.
	Because we have a traditional vaccine coming out, but also two of the mRNA vaccines.
	And if something goes wrong, with a traditional vaccine, I presume you can help people drain whatever toxic stuff they have.
	I mean, you can treat people for, I think, for these kinds of chemical...
	or based on the dead virus where your immune system responds to it.
	So I don't know if you can reverse these things, but you might be able to help somebody.
	But if you do the mRNA, how do you reverse that?
	Do you have to then get a different set of mRNA instructions to set it back the way it was?
	Yeah, you give it one and then another.
	Oops, that's what we got right now.
	About 40 shots and finally get straightened out.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Green hair.
	What could possibly go wrong in that scenario?
	And NPR is on board.
	They have a series of medical...
	And this episode is actually titled Building Confidence in a COVID-19 Vaccine.
	And on there is a virologist from Georgetown University, Angela Rasmussen.
	Angela, here's an email from Jacob.
	He writes...
	I will not be getting the first round of COVID vaccines because I have high-risk health issues and have been essentially self-quarantining with my family since mid-February.
	I feel that the vaccines are being rushed due to political and social pressure and mistakes are probably going to be made.
	We hear that one a lot, Angela.
	How legitimate is this concern?
	So it's legitimate, but it's also not legitimate.
	It's completely understandable that people are concerned about the speed at which these trials have proceeded.
	But what's not legitimate about those concerns is that these trials, despite their faster time frame, have really proceeded the way that clinical trials normally do.
	The process, though, by which these vaccines have been accelerated also mostly has to do with manufacturing.
	It was actually a way of offsetting the financial risks to the vaccine manufacturers so that they could manufacture them more quickly.
	It actually didn't really have that much to do with the development or evaluation of the vaccines themselves.
	Okay, so they're out there spinning your brain.
	She did miss one.
	It's mostly true what she said, I believe.
	This one critical step that was overlooked in the production of the coronavirus vaccines.
	And this clip, which is a little long, but it's more or less my last one of the COVID update, is from Robert Kennedy Jr., We're good to go.
	I said, ah!
	Yeah, I know.
	I knew I'd catch your attention with that, too.
	I want to find out about this.
	Yes.
	Government's been trying for almost 30 years to develop a coronavirus vaccine, and it's been unsuccessful.
	And beginning in 2002, there were three outbreaks of coronavirus, we call them SARS, at that point, and Mertz.
	And the first SARS was a natural...
	One illness jumped from a bat to human beings.
	The second two were lab-created that escaped and infected human beings.
	And so the governments of China and a consortium of Western governments all got together and put millions and millions of dollars into an effort to develop a coronavirus vaccine and between 2002 and 2012 or 2014 they worked very hard to do that and what happened is they developed about 35 vaccines and four of them were really promising they chose the four most promising and they gave them to ferrets which is the animal that is most analogous
	to human beings when it comes to upper lung respiratory infections The ferrets had a brilliant, robust, and durable antibody response.
	But then something horrible happened.
	And those ferrets were a challenge when they were exposed to the wild virus.
	They got horribly sick.
	They got inflammation throughout their bodies, and they died.
	The scientists remembered that something very similar had happened in the 1960s where they had developed a vaccine for RSV, which is very similar to coronavirus.
	It's an upper respiratory infection ailment.
	They had skipped the animals and given them directly to 35 children.
	And the children, again, had developed a very robust antibody response.
	But when those children were exposed to the wild virus, they got very, very sick.
	Much sicker than unvaccinated children.
	Two of those kids had died.
	It was a scandal.
	And they realized when this same thing happened with the ferrets, that there was something that they called enhanced immune response.
	It's also called pathogenic priming.
	And what it means is that when you get the vaccine, it appears that you have an antibody response, but when you actually encounter the wild virus, You become much sicker.
	And it actually creates a pathway that that virus hurts you a lot more than with unvaccinated people.
	So this was 2012.
	In 2014, NIH under Fauci developed a dengue vaccine.
	Which had some signals in it that there was pathogenic priming.
	In other words, in the clinical trials, they saw some signs that you could get an antibody response but get much sicker when you were exposed, but they ignored them.
	They gave it to the Philippines, and they gave hundreds of thousands of children this vaccine, and when the dengue came around, those children became horribly ill, and 600 of them died.
	And in the Philippines today, people are being criminally prosecuted for that.
	So the danger with the coronavirus vaccine is that you really need to test it on animals first to make sure whatever the vaccine is, that we don't get that really great immune response followed by lethal infections.
	And it's very, very strange to me and seems almost criminally reckless That Anthony Fauci is allowing these companies to skip animal trials and to go directly to human trials.
	He's baseless.
	Baseless claims.
	Yikes.
	Conspiracy, QAnon-level stuff.
	Except, I think Robert Kennedy Jr.
	still has some credentials.
	He's totally credible.
	Yeah.
	And, yes...
	So, what I equate the mink to, I'm not quite sure, it just keeps popping up.
	The mink and the ferret are of the same family.
	Maybe the farmers were thinking of trying to treat them, get vaccines for them.
	Whatever it is, if they got sick and then they got better and they got sick again, maybe they'll die in horrible convulsions.
	I don't know.
	It seems like somebody really doesn't want anyone to see what'll happen to ferrets or mink.
	Well, you know, a lot of these farmers that would farm something like mink, they shoot them up constantly of different things.
	Cool.
	Antibiotics, antivirals, anything, you know, to keep these things going.
	To keep them healthy.
	Yeah, because they don't really care about, you know.
	To keep them healthy.
	Let's shoot them up, boys.
	So it's possible something new.
	I mean, you have to be a mink farmer that is talkative to find out.
	Now, it's either that...
	Seems very suspicious to me.
	It's either that or the other theories that, like the milkmaids with the...
	Was it the smallpox?
	Where they were getting the antibodies from the...
	Was it cows?
	Back in like the 1600s or something.
	I'm obviously not well-versed on this story.
	No, you're falling apart there.
	I am.
	But that is of absolute concern, that this can happen.
	And notice that in the wild term again, which is what Bill Gates used.
	A lot of people pointed that out, that he said, no, no, no, there's been no polio found in the wild in Africa since we were so successful with our vaccinations.
	So there's something about this in the wild versus, I don't know, in your house?
	I don't know.
	But that's the problem, is we don't know, because they're all a bunch of money-grabbing, grubbing hoo-hahs who are lying for whatever benefit they get out of it.
	Except for Dr.
	Peter McCullough, who was at a, obviously only on C-SPAN aired hearing in the U.S. Senate, and he's pretty pissed off about The treatment hydroxychloroquine received from the medical community, let alone the press.
	Let me just say, before I answer that, that this is not just a government culpability and malfeasance with respect to hydroxychloroquine.
	This is academic malfeasance.
	There were two fraudulent papers, one in the Ring of Journal of Medicine, one in Lancet, published by individuals interested in doing evil, To the world with respect to a beneficial treatment of hydroxychloroquine, in an unprecedented manner, these two manuscripts were withdrawn after two weeks where they could scare the public and the world's physician audience.
	Since that time, there have been dozens of fraudulent...
	We emphasize that.
	They were then withdrawn...
	They were withdrawn, and the New England Journal of Medicine and Lancet acknowledged that they were fraudulent papers.
	They were scare papers to scare people on hydroxychloroquine.
	Since that time, there's been dozens of pile-on scare tactics in academics.
	This isn't the government.
	This is people in my field, in academic medicine.
	who are committing academic fraud.
	I'm a cardiologist.
	I reviewed a paper that made it into the medical literature demonstrating that hydroxychloroquine causes a heart attack, that hydroxychloroquine causes a giant scar in the heart.
	And I can tell you, I'm at Baylor in Dallas.
	We have the world's most recognized cardiac pathology program in the world.
	Our senior examiner has held in his hands more human hearts than anybody in the history of mankind.
	I can tell you first-hand, hydroxychloroquine does not cause giant scars in the heart.
	So academic medicine is committing fraud, is committing, I think, a crime against humanity.
	There must be a motivation behind this that's much bigger than just Democrat versus Republican.
	I am extremely concerned, honestly, about the academic contribution to scare tactics in the world.
	Now, it's not working everywhere.
	In India, it's given first line.
	So...
	Gee.
	Science!
	Yeah, ten months later, oh, okay, turns out we were duped.
	And there's no mea culpa's or mea culpa's or anything from media or anything like that.
	And here's one that I haven't found a clip for, but it's definitely happened.
	The Corman-Drawston report, which was used...
	To qualify PCR, the process as a coronavirus test, has now been reviewed by a global team of experts who have found at least 10 fatal flaws in the entire protocol and the whole idea of using PCR for testing.
	And it's all the things that we've been talking about.
	The non-specific erroneous primer design, enormous variables, cannot discriminate between whole virus or viral fragments, has no positive or negative controls, no standard operating procedure, does not seem to have been properly peer-reviewed.
	And I didn't have time to clip it down.
	You know the clip we got from Fauci on This Week in Virology where he's saying, oh no, anything over 35 should be disregarded?
	Which, that clip actually went viral, I think, after Tom Wood retweeted it, which I sent to him, slyly.
	So someone sent in a note to This Week in Virology, a very long note about what a great show the No Agenda show is, and on whatever episode it was, we played this clip from This Week in Virology, and exactly what Fauci stated, 35 cycles above that should be disregarded.
	And these douchebags, they start to debunk Fauci right there on this show!
	Oh, well, you know, it's different.
	It's not the same for one test to the other and one lab to the other.
	I'm going to have to clip it down for Sunday.
	It's unbelievable.
	Even the podcasters are being co-opted.
	Well, there you go.
	That's what you got started.
	Well, now this is my fault.
	It's your fault.
	But that wasn't the news.
	Sunday evening, man, Twitter was blowing up.
	People were very, very upset.
	I know you're not on Twitter anymore.
	I mean, it was probably on no agenda social, too.
	Did you see how upset people were?
	About what?
	That HBO Max, the app wasn't working, so they couldn't watch the final episode of The Undoing.
	People were freaking out.
	It was unbelievable.
	I did not pick this up.
	It was unbelievable.
	I don't even know what The Undoing is.
	Oh, it's a short series.
	Nicole Kidman, Donald Sutherland, Q Grant.
	It's a...
	Oh, the usual suspects.
	It was good acting.
	I like it.
	Not quite the twist I'd hoped for, but I don't know.
	Maybe it had a message.
	It was something to look forward to.
	Six episodes.
	People were starving because there's no content.
	There's nothing being made.
	Hollywood is dead.
	The Queen's Gambit is good.
	Yeah, but that wasn't made during coronavirus lockdown.
	No.
	I don't think so.
	No, I don't think so either.
	No, no, no.
	It's probably the best produced thing I've seen for a long time.
	I'll take a look.
	In terms of the direction and all the rest.
	What is it about?
	I mean, obviously, the Queen?
	It's about a girl who is a chess prodigy.
	Ah, yes.
	Yes, I did see some of this.
	And this is based on somebody's novel, but the story is just the story, but it's just the way it's shot.
	I mean, the team that put it together is fast-paced.
	They take it up what I would consider to be an extremely dull idea and made it into just this riveting show because of the direction.
	It's just amazing.
	I should be giving credit to somebody, but I don't know who it is offhand.
	I have to look it up.
	It's so good I can't watch it.
	I decided not to watch it.
	That's a weird thing to say, but it's a fact.
	I'd like everyone to take a good look at the CDC and how they are determining for you who will get the vaccine.
	That is a preview of your socialized health care.
	This is a death panel.
	Death panel.
	Yes, this is exactly what it is.
	Well, we think it should be minorities.
	No, I think it should be old people and frontline workers.
	And I know a number of frontline workers who would rather be last.
	I'll bet.
	They really don't want to have to deal with this.
	They really don't.
	Well, let's play by clip.
	COVID-UK is rolling out the vaccine.
	They're beating everybody to it.
	Hey, I don't know how they did that, those damn Brits.
	We'll start with those who are most vulnerable to coronavirus.
	And then, once we've started to protect the most vulnerable, it will help us all get back to normal and back to all the things that we love.
	The UK has Europe's highest COVID-19 death toll, nearing 60,000 and over 1.6 million confirmed cases.
	Cases.
	Cases, everybody.
	Get your cases.
	Yeah, I don't know how that works.
	It came from Belgium, so maybe it was just because it was a shorter trip.
	That's why they got it sooner.
	Because it has to be shipped in dry ice.
	Which is an FAA issue.
	My other COVID clip is the sudden revelation that we apparently had this disease before anybody else.
	And it's not like we didn't start talking in February, January, February, about all these producers who had been sick in November, end of November and December.
	I remember.
	Remember, remember, November, December, our producers had it?
	Here in the United States, Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Dr.
	Stephen Hahn was summoned to the White House Tuesday to explain why the FDA has not yet approved a vaccine.
	Meanwhile, an advisory panel at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention voted to recommend health care workers, residents and staff at nursing homes and other long-term care facilities be the first ones to receive a coronavirus vaccine once it's approved.
	In other COVID news, more information has come to light about the early days of the pandemic.
	A new study reveals COVID-19 was likely already in the United States in mid-December 2019, weeks before it was first identified in China.
	This all comes as the US death toll from the virus has topped 270,000, by far the highest total in the world.
	We suck!
	We're number one!
	Foam finger, baby!
	What's your problem, Amy?
	Yeah.
	Do you think that she attended the Chinese Communist Conference along with the CNN anchors?
	I think it was only CNN. I don't know any other news operation that went there.
	Maybe.
	And that conference was in China.
	Unless it was about global warming, she's not leaving anywhere.
	That conference was in China.
	Yeah.
	So they just up and traveled to China in November?
	I thought this was a foreboding zone.
	That's what I thought.
	Man, my daughter can't visit because she'd have to quarantine for two weeks on this side and two weeks on the other side and have to have some kind of permission, but they can go hang out in China?
	I guess.
	I mean, you're asking the wrong guy.
	You know what, Hawaiian Airlines, and I think all the carriers to Hawaii now, or the state of Hawaii, is now, if you want to go to Hawaii, Which my wife always likes to do because it's a cheap flight from the West Coast and you spend some time there.
	It's very inexpensive generally.
	But now you've got to prove that you've had a test within 72 hours.
	You've got to get an affidavit.
	You've got to be tested at the airport.
	I mean, this isn't going to be a big boon to the tourist industry.
	This kind of thing is not going to work out because nobody's going to go.
	Well, it's all...
	See, this is, again, it's really a pain in the ass.
	It's a hassle.
	We need the Freedom Pass.
	The Freedom Pass will set you free.
	The Freedom Pass.
	The pass isn't going to do the trick in this case because they're requiring you to have a test within 72 hours unless it's stamped in the pass.
	It's the same thing.
	It's a digital pass, John.
	If you have to be tested before you go on any airplane...
	Yes.
	Yes, then the test automatically registers to your digital ID. Yeah, but that means you're still going to have to get the test over and over and over again.
	Yeah, of course.
	Nobody wants to go through this rigmarole with or without the stupid pass, which will never happen.
	Exactly, and then you get the vaccine, and then you only have to show your pass, and you don't have to get a test.
	Don't you understand?
	It's all going to be okay.
	Just follow along with our very simple steps.
	There are 30,000 Coloradans who are holding on to a new digital ID, and this is the first phase of the project where only state agencies will accept it, so you can't use it at a bar or airport security.
	It's not just something that you look at.
	There's communication that will happen between perhaps law enforcement on the side of the road.
	They'll be able to, you know, kind of scan it and get the information pulled up that they need.
	There's a whole lot more technology behind this phase.
	It's called the mobile ID. So do not get rid of your plastic ID with the super unflattering photo of you.
	And remember, your plastic ID has to be a newer one, so it's real ID compliant in October, or else you can no longer fly.
	This is happening across America.
	Chances are you're good.
	Just check to see if your ID has that little gold star in the corner.
	As of today, 97% of Coloradans have real ID compliant licenses, so you get a literal gold star.
	And this is something we've been moping about on the show for close to a decade.
	The Real ID, the Real ID Act.
	And this is what it does.
	It connects you digitally to whatever government infrastructure there is.
	And in Wales, they're one step further.
	The headline here is...
	People in Wales will get ID-style card to show they've been vaccinated for coronavirus.
	And it just updates.
	You know, it's a RFID or a near-field communication.
	Just tap.
	You tap.
	It's good.
	Just tap.
	It's fine.
	Even though I don't understand how a vaccine makes you immune from transferring a virus to other people.
	Am I correct in understanding that?
	With the coronavirus, so with the vaccine, if it works, you won't get sick.
	You can transfer to other people with a flashlight.
	Precisely.
	So it doesn't really matter if you have access to anything or not, whether you have the vaccine or not.
	That's just for yourself if you don't want to get sick.
	But you can still infect if you have a flashlight.
	So how is the ID card or the Freedom Pass really going to make a difference?
	Other than mind control?
	Well, it's not.
	It's the whole thing.
	Well, you know, one of our producers sent me a note saying about, you know, once they mandate vaccination, which is going to be a hard sell, I think.
	Yeah.
	But once they mandate it, if they can ever get that to work, it may, you know, this is just one round vaccination.
	One round?
	We've been doing this show for 13 years, and we've only seen a couple of rounds.
	We've seen these rounds come around.
	Yeah, we have.
	And here it comes again, and we're going to try this, you know, and they soften you up, and so they're going to just try this again, and then once they get the mandate for the vaccines through, the question is, Immediately thereafter, mandate for a chip.
	Microchip.
	Who's the crackpot now?
	The chips will be microscopic.
	They'll be injectable.
	I guarantee you, if I had done the work, I could find an episode of this show in the low hundreds where you would scoff at me for suggesting this very scenario of microchips and vaccines.
	Tell me, tell me.
	Chip him.
	Chip him, Dano.
	Chip the son of a bitch.
	I'm telling you, this is exactly the stuff that I've been laughed at for years.
	And now it's like, oh, it's kind of boring.
	It's like, yeah, we knew this was coming.
	It's timing.
	You're all going to die.
	All right.
	Now, before our first break, I would like to do a little rundown of the president's final act, which he started off.
	When did he start?
	Yesterday?
	Gina Haspel's going back down the street the other way.
	Oh, unless there's a, you want to do a flashback clip of something just to break it up here?
	I have a bunch of flashback clips if you want to take a little break.
	But I'll tell you what, let's do an interim thing.
	Because this is the 1300 show, so I did pull down 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 classics.
	One of them is a 7, actually, because one of them is a medley.
	Oh.
	It's only two minutes.
	I could have made this five minutes.
	I was thinking, you know, we could take almost a break within this show if I did enough of these, but I just want to do a little one.
	This is an example, a medley, of forgotten jingles.
	I went to the database.
	You mean the hard drive I shipped you?
	Yeah, the database.
	It's known as the database.
	The database.
	Yes.
	It's a medley of forgotten jingles and ISOs from about, you know, just random.
	These are random.
	I could have done this for an hour.
	Maybe I will.
	Easily, if you're bored.
	But I think rarely, there's a couple in here you may have heard recently, but most of these you go, oh, I didn't even know we had that clip.
	Where did this alternate universe story come from?
	It came from the alternate universe.
	We're talking about Texas.
	Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there.
	It's being a loudmouth tactic.
	Here we go, Texas, Adam!
	So come on, champ.
	Show us how tough you are.
	In the morning.
	Oh, no,
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Consult the tree of knowledge.
	Yes!
	Have we gone stark raving nuts?
	Go ahead now and whoop the dumb head media!
	It is scary and wretched and miserable.
	It is gross.
	I actually fill the blizzard with fudge.
	Science!
	Shut up!
	My time.
	My time.
	Just stop!
	Reclaiming my time.
	Thank you.
	It's a part of my brand.
	I'm John Galt, and thank you for joining me.
	With no agenda, John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry endeavor to market the product of their blood, sweat, and tears to the United States of the universe.
	As you all know, this kind of Herculean effort to oppose oppressive bureaucratic functionaries cannot go unnoticed.
	That is why I, John Galt, confer the seal of Atlas to these fine men for their excellence in audio programming.
	These two men and their producers are forged from reared in steel.
	That's good.
	I like that.
	Did you hear the one in there that I never heard or don't remember?
	It's where Pastor Manning yells out...
	The whoop-em?
	Whoop-em?
	Whoop the dung-head media?
	Well, that got shortened to whoop-em with the Constitution.
	So it started from the dung-head media?
	I think so.
	Let me see.
	I have it here.
	I have the original.
	Now, get out there and whoop Obama's behind the...
	Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop the last conclusion.
	No, it's just he repeats the same.
	I don't think so.
	The dunghead media, I was going through.
	Oh, wait, wait!
	Oh, so you found this?
	Go ahead now and whoop the dunghead media!
	Yeah.
	That's all it is.
	There's nothing else that it came from.
	Amazing.
	This is such value.
	The value is baked right in, ladies and gentlemen.
	You can hear it.
	Well, there's a lot of value for you today.
	I think we should intersperse these things.
	I like to break it up.
	Like, I'm going to do Trump, and then we'll do crazy, and then we'll, in between Trump and crazy, and we'll throw in some of these classics.
	I like it a lot.
	It's good.
	I'm glad you did that.
	Well, that's the most entertaining.
	The rest of them are classic clips.
	Oh, that's good.
	As I expected, President Trump has a fourth and final act for the Trump movie.
	And for those of you who don't like hearing this, if you don't like the movie, get out of the theater.
	But this is the president, and he did this news conference, which I think was not a news conference, but a post.
	It was a post, yeah, and it looked like it was...
	He might have done it twice, because I think they did it with one camera, and then they got different angles, but there was obvious edits, and just in that...
	Yeah, it was kind of shoddily done, so he might have had to do it a couple times, I'm not sure.
	It wasn't horrible.
	No, but just those cuts, I'm like, geez, don't cut at all if you're going to do that.
	So, I only have three clips.
	One is his opening, which kind of explains what the fourth act will be, and then two short ones about specifics.
	And the key to this, by the way, let's give this thought about, at least, yeah, they were doing, but at least they weren't doing the following.
	Where they have the president yakking away and then they cut to a side shot of him talking to some God knows who and then go to black and white.
	Who does that?
	Who does that?
	You see this all the time.
	He's in black and white all of a sudden.
	And he's talking to who knows who.
	Then they cut back to him talking to the camera.
	Right.
	I hate this sort of production.
	It's a cheap way of doing.
	It's a cheap way of covering up the fact you have no set.
	Well, it's like, remember the era of dutching the cam?
	Yeah, on that MTV time, baby.
	The Dutch windmill.
	Oh, yeah.
	That was invented at MTV. Although, I guess Paul Verhoeven would say he invented it.
	And, of course, the president, this being a post, he should have just started with, Hi, guys!
	But he didn't.
	This is...
	And the key that this is important, as you will state, is the response from every single mainstream media outlet was, well, I don't know what he just said.
	It was so kooky nuts out there, like, we can't even show it to him.
	Moving right along.
	And that's why you need to listen to at least the opening here.
	Thank you.
	This may be the most important speech I've ever made.
	I want to provide an update on our ongoing efforts to expose the tremendous voter fraud and irregularities which took place during the ridiculously long November 3rd elections.
	We used to have what was called Election Day.
	Now we have Election Days, weeks and months, and lots of bad things happened during this ridiculous period of time, especially when you have to prove almost nothing to exercise our greatest privilege.
	The right to vote.
	As president, I have no higher duty than to defend the laws and the Constitution of the United States.
	That is why I am determined to protect our election system, which is now under coordinated assault and siege.
	For months leading up to the presidential election, we were warned that we should not declare a premature victory.
	We were told repeatedly that it would take weeks, if not months, to determine the winner, to count the absentee ballots, and to verify the results.
	My opponent was told to stay away from the election.
	Don't campaign.
	We don't need you.
	We've got it.
	This election is done.
	In fact, they were acting like they already knew what the outcome was going to be.
	They had it covered, and perhaps they did, very sadly for our country.
	It was all very, very strange.
	Within days after the election, we witnessed an orchestrated effort to anoint a winner, even while many key states were still being counted.
	The constitutional process must be allowed to continue.
	We are going to defend the honesty of the vote by ensuring that every legal ballot is counted.
	And that no illegal ballot is counted.
	This is not just about honoring the votes of 74 million Americans who voted for me.
	It's about ensuring that Americans can have faith in this election and in all future elections.
	Today I will detail some of the shocking irregularities, abuses, and fraud that have been revealed in recent weeks.
	But before laying out just a small portion of the evidence we have uncovered, And we have so much evidence.
	Listening to that and the fact that that was really not played on mainstream anywhere, I think I understand Gil Scott Heron's words.
	The revolution will not be televised.
	Except I always misunderstood it.
	They're not going to televise it because if you televise it, then it's actually real.
	So they just don't show it.
	And make no mistake.
	Well, that's the most interesting observation you've made probably in the last year.
	Deconstructing somebody's song that's old.
	Yeah.
	And it's been in your craw.
	Yeah.
	And I think it's been in everybody's craw.
	We've all heard that song.
	Yeah, now I get it.
	Now I get it.
	He's a genius!
	Is he still alive?
	Is Mr.
	Heron still with us?
	Mr.
	Scott Heron?
	All of a sudden, I'm like, now I get it.
	The revolution will not be televised.
	And I think if you listen to the President's words, that he is going to defend, well, his oath is, of course, uphold and defend And protect the Constitution.
	But he also speaks of defending the constitutional process.
	And in the past, this has led to strife and friction amongst people.
	And I think we're going down this path.
	We're going towards constitutional strife.
	The pressure is now on the governors to decertify any results they have.
	And the...
	Well, I'll play these next two short pieces as the president starts to unveil some of the evidence.
	And he's got a little chart.
	This is nice.
	And it was quite clear to see, I think, for most, although maybe I've been looking at the charts too much and it's easy for me to see the anomaly, which he identifies as fraud.
	And this was the votes and the dump of votes in Wisconsin.
	And I can show you right here...
	That Wisconsin, we're leading by a lot.
	And then, at 3.42 in the morning, there was this.
	It was a massive dump of votes.
	Mostly Biden.
	Almost all Biden.
	And to this day, everyone's trying to figure out where did it come from?
	But I went from leading by a lot to losing by a little.
	And that's right here.
	That's at 3.42 in the morning.
	That's Wisconsin.
	A terrible thing.
	Terrible, terrible thing.
	He really says that like an old person would, actually.
	You know, like your grandpa would say, when he just gives up, it's a terrible thing.
	Yeah, he acts that out well.
	A little bit.
	And it gives us some...
	Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.
	It gives us some end-of-show ISO possibilities.
	It was a massive dump.
	That's...
	Well, that's a good one.
	But I also have the second version.
	A massive dump.
	They did dumps?
	They call them dumps.
	Big, massive dumps.
	I think that one might be a little more...
	That one's just...
	Yeah.
	But if I'd started here, how about if I started here?
	They call them dumps.
	Big, massive dumps.
	Which one do you want?
	I like that.
	Or this one, the first one.
	It was a massive dump.
	I don't know which one is better.
	No, that one to cut that...
	The pacing...
	The tempo on that one cuts off.
	It's not the tempo, but the way it's timing is not good.
	I can also just hit this one.
	Hold on.
	If I hit this one right here.
	Big massive dumps.
	That's a good one.
	So it's either here.
	It's either this part of it.
	Oops.
	They call them dumps.
	Big massive dumps.
	That's the full thing?
	I'd go with that one.
	Yeah, okay.
	All right.
	Good.
	Now I have two.
	ISOs?
	Yeah.
	What you got?
	Not a that.
	No.
	Just to keep them in the play, I want to play them.
	Yeah.
	This one, Believe.
	This is what they believe.
	Hold on.
	Let me do that again.
	It didn't fire right.
	This is what they believe.
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	This shows what they believe.
	It makes sense in the show ending.
	Yeah.
	I got crazy.
	You're like, God, you sound crazy.
	No, no, no.
	Yeah.
	That's no good.
	Okay.
	God's children.
	God's children.
	They're God's children.
	Ah, no, no.
	Children versus massive dumps?
	No-brainer.
	Go for the low-hanging fruit always.
	Always.
	Dump is always better.
	So the president talked a lot about people showing up to vote who then were told that they had already voted.
	He said tens of thousands were very disappointed.
	They were heartbroken over this.
	He talked about other dumps, other anomalies.
	And then he, of course, brought up the voting systems, the Dominion voting systems.
	You've already voted.
	And on top of everything else...
	We have a company that's very suspect.
	Its name is Dominion.
	With the turn of a dial or the change of a chip, you can press a button for Trump and the vote goes to Biden.
	What kind of a system is this?
	We have to go to paper.
	Maybe it takes longer.
	But the only secure system is paper.
	Not these systems that nobody understands, including...
	In many cases, the people that run them, although unfortunately, I think they understand them far too well.
	So his implication is that the machines were taking away from him, the tally was then being added to Biden, and he actually kind of ties it all up in a bow, saying they tried the same thing they tried in 2016, but now even more people came out to vote for me, and that's when they had to resort to the dumps, the big massive dumps, and all the shenanigans of stopping the count and restarting in the middle of the night.
	Amidst all this, Attorney General Barr comes out, who we know that he has a lot of people to cover for, but I don't exactly read his, I think it was a written interview with Associated Press, I don't read into it that he is like, oh, there's nothing here, nothing to see here.
	He's saying something different, which in fact is the mainstream media line, which is no widespread Voter fraud.
	I think we caught the use of this word some time ago.
	Yes.
	Widespread.
	So, you know, we're going to come down to semantics of what is widespread?
	Is it, if it's just a little bit here and there, but it's all over the country, can you add it all together and say it's widespread?
	Here's ABC News' report on Attorney General Barr, with a couple of cool whipsaws in here, actually.
	Attorney General Bill Barr arrived at the White House today just minutes after declaring he has found no evidence of widespread voter fraud, directly contradicting the President's claims that the election was stolen.
	We know there was massive fraud.
	But Barr told the Associated Press today, quote, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election.
	He specifically shot down one of the president's most explosive claims, that voting machines were manipulated to help Joe Biden win, saying simply, we haven't seen anything to substantiate that.
	This is especially significant because Barr has been among the president's most steadfast defenders.
	Shortly after the election, he authorized Justice Department lawyers to go look for fraud.
	But they found nothing.
	The president recently implied the DOJ itself was involved in some kind of sinister plot.
	This is total fraud and how the FBI and Department of Justice, I don't know, maybe they're involved.
	For Attorney General Barr, this was just too much.
	As he told the AP, there's a growing tendency to use the criminal justice system as a sort of default fix-all.
	And people don't like something?
	They want the Department of Justice to come in and investigate.
	All this comes as the president's lawyers are traveling the country making unfounded claims of election fraud.
	It's disgraceful what happened.
	The lawyers and the president himself...
	That's got to be a great whipsaw.
	Making all kinds of claims of election fraud.
	Want the Department of Justice to come in and investigate.
	All this comes as the President's lawyers are traveling the country making unfounded claims of election fraud.
	It's disgraceful what happened.
	That's not a baseless claim of election fraud clip.
	That's just him saying it's disgusting.
	It's just a classic John Carl, you know, John Carl's terrible.
	ABC, baby.
	Yep.
	That's what they do.
	It's insulting to your intelligence.
	I want the Department of Justice to come in and investigate.
	All this comes as the president's lawyers are traveling the country making unfounded claims of election fraud.
	It's disgraceful what happened.
	The lawyers and the president himself have attacked local Republican officials who have certified the election results.
	Some of those officials are now facing death threats.
	Today, a Republican official in the office of Georgia's Secretary of State is pleading with the President to stop.
	Stop inspiring people to commit potential acts of violence.
	Someone's going to get hurt.
	Someone's going to get shot.
	Someone's going to get killed.
	Yeah, this was the big clip that MSNBC and CNN were running constantly.
	And?
	And Democracy Now!
	That report could have been Amy.
	I didn't clip it.
	Ah!
	But if I had clipped it, you would have heard almost the identical report.
	Yeah, baseless, not widespread.
	Yeah.
	I'm sorry, with the same guy from Georgia.
	Oh, yeah.
	They were playing that over and over.
	Oh, yes.
	Oh, finally, a Republican who says it like it is.
	Well, as far as I know, the only shooting that's happened was a bunch of Republican senators on a softball field who got shot up by a crazy Democrat slash Bernie fan.
	And by the way, yes.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	I predict tears will come.
	We're going into a tears will come scenario.
	And I'll just give you the quick rundown.
	What does that even mean?
	Because we're going down a constitutional path and there will be scuffles, kerfuffles, and violence.
	It's guaranteed.
	It's guaranteed to happen.
	And it's our culture.
	That's why it's so easy to say.
	This is what we've always done.
	This is how we resolve shit internally.
	Hopefully, we don't get to a civil war.
	I don't think that'll happen.
	But yeah, people are going to get pretty heated.
	So I'll go through it real quick, what I think is going on, and then we can have a few laughs with some funny clips of the team.
	So...
	Trump is trying to get as much information out as possible.
	My military contacts are sending me links and stories and affidavits and PDFs and filings and videos non-stop.
	And they're doing this to everybody.
	Steve Pchenik, it was too long to clip, but Steve Pchenik went on Alex Jones and tripled down That this was a trap.
	This was a setup.
	There were ballots that were watermarks.
	Now, I didn't hear any blockchain nonsense this time around.
	But he says the president is now just rolling it out and it's going to be military tribunals.
	And that will, of course, be led by Sidney Powell.
	The thing that is very annoying in all of this, for people who don't believe what's going on, is the combination of the President's 2018 executive order, where he specifically says, we'll have a state of emergency if any foreign entity is meddling with our elections or our election voting infrastructure or voting machines.
	And it was quite detailed.
	And we now come to learn...
	That a Chinese investment company put $400 million into Dominion voting systems on October 9th as a little investment.
	But combined with some other CCP-linked companies, about 75% of this thing is in the hands of the Chinese Communist Party.
	Indirectly, of course, but that's implied.
	What evidence do we have of this?
	SEC filing.
	There is one.
	Yeah.
	There's an SEC filing and I've seen it.
	I put it in the show notes.
	And Lin Wood has...
	I'd like to see it because Dominion is a Canadian company.
	I don't know how much the SEC applies to him, but okay.
	Well, even that just kind of makes it even...
	I mean, even Canada could be seen as a foreign country meddling in our elections if they own...
	if a Canadian company owns it.
	I mean, it's a technical thing.
	And that part is very conveniently coincidental.
	So whether this was a plan and set up or not, I don't know, but that does fit together kind of nicely.
	And it's going to go all the way with lawsuits against every single governor.
	And if you read the news this morning, as we discussed, actually it was Moe who came up with it, they're already investigating Stacey Abrams' group For allegedly registering out-of-state and dead voters.
	We talked about this.
	Moe called it.
	All the Democrat states registered dead.
	They usually already register dead voters.
	You don't have to register them.
	You just have to vote for them.
	I'm still trying to find out whether my mother-in-law voted or not in this last election.
	Would she be in California?
	Yeah.
	How do you find out?
	Don't you just call and say...
	You go to the polls.
	There's ways of finding out.
	We just haven't done it.
	That's interesting.
	She's been dead for 10 years.
	Right, but Stacey Abrams claims to have registered 40% of the people who voted And now they're saying, well, maybe she did something wrong.
	I'm telling you, if it comes down to it, she's going to be left holding the bag because no one likes her.
	She was some chosen one.
	And like, hey, blame it on her.
	I'm like, okay, that's kind of good, actually.
	So the president is just going to keep, this is his act, this is the fourth act, so pay attention, grab your popcorn, lean back, because this is not the first post, video post he's going to do.
	Now, out on the road, there's lots of entertainment.
	A lot of fun things happening.
	And so this is just fun stuff.
	Because there's nothing more to update on other than what we have.
	I do have a question to ask of this, since you're representing this.
	Yes, this theory.
	This theory.
	Mm-hmm.
	The way that it works is that the states can pretty much...
	I mean, the states are given the opportunity by the Congress to send electors to the electoral college.
	And they can do it any way they want.
	They used to be able to...
	They just used to do it.
	Now, some states, you have to go through the legislature.
	They used to do it.
	You know, the old cigar room, smoky room, and they'd pick the guy and say, okay, all right, we're going to put all our votes to Garfield.
	Right.
	And then after, I think mostly in the 20th century, they started changing it to, well, they keep blaming us for all these problems.
	Let the people vote, and then whatever they vote for, we'll send that into Congress.
	But it's still the state that gets to choose.
	So once the state closes the election, no matter how they do it, I mean, they say, okay, we certify this election, and if it's bad, it's all Dominion votes that are just a scam, They're still the ones that certified it.
	And so you can't do anything about it.
	They say, okay, we've certified this election.
	We're closing the books on this.
	And yeah, maybe it is a bunch of bull crap and maybe Biden shouldn't have gotten two votes.
	But he's the one that we're just sending that in and we're done with this thing.
	We're through.
	Yeah.
	And they're closing left and right.
	How are they going to stop it?
	It's an unstoppable situation.
	So what I believe is that it's about the electors that are sent, and the only way I can see this working, because I'm not on the inside, I don't have the full playbook, and maybe many things that are still coming, Is to build up so much pressure,
	have so much evidence, although not widespread and probably baseless, to have so much evidence to implicate the very people who are running these states and make these decisions, who can also decertify, and I think it's one state certified, decertified, certified, to build it up where they can say, well, if I do this, I will probably be lynched.
	That's what Trump is going for.
	That's why I'm saying it's going to get rough.
	It's going to get rough and tumble because people are going to start protesting and demanding that their state send the electors that they want.
	I think that's the strategy.
	It's a long shot, but it could very well work.
	There's a lot of people who, in combination of being angry about their business...
	You say it's a long shot.
	But if you listen to your friends, which you're doing, it doesn't sound like a long shot at all.
	It's a setup.
	It's like a trap.
	It's a trap.
	And they've got all these things put into place to prove it, and they're going to bust the whole half the country for being a bunch of criminals.
	I mean, that's why I think the wishful thinking of Gina Haspel was so hot on the net.
	She was arrested for treason.
	If they have all this in place, this trap, how does that make it a launch?
	That sounds like a slam dunk.
	I mean, you start to put money on it.
	You start to bet on it.
	But I don't see any of this...
	I think it's just hearing a lot of hot air.
	If I made association between your so-called friends and you, you would be equally as insulted as I am.
	I said, I think it's a long shot.
	I'm not listening to someone else telling me what to say.
	I personally said, I think it's a long shot.
	No, no, I'm saying, you said you're listening to your friends.
	Shut up.
	You said Pechenik triple down.
	Yes, on the Alex Jones show, I said specifically, not to me, on the Alex Jones show.
	I don't think Alex Jones is totally full of crap, or his show is.
	I think a lot of it is, because he's a...
	All I'm saying is, you're bringing up stuff that's irrelevant.
	That's my point.
	I don't care about...
	No, no, I'm not bringing it up.
	You said specifically it's a long shot, and I'm referring specifically to that.
	That's not something that's irrelevant because it's what you said.
	You said it was a long shot.
	Okay, I got it.
	So I said it's a long shot.
	I'm presenting the clips, and you bring up something that we laughed about an hour ago.
	What?
	I don't know about that, but I will say this.
	The way it's presented, it doesn't sound like a long shot to me.
	Yes, but I played clips from the president.
	I didn't play any clips and present any.
	No, I'm saying the way it's been.
	You've been talking about this for show after show, and I'll say it again.
	The way it's being presented to me, it doesn't sound like a long shot at all.
	No, it does to me.
	It sounds like the long shot is motivating people to pressure their representatives into...
	What they will say is the will of the people.
	I think that's a long shot.
	I have a feeling that a lot of people are scared and witness people even refusing to say who they were going to vote for.
	It's obvious that a lot more people voted for Trump than said they would.
	So we'll see.
	We'll see if they want this to happen.
	I don't think you or I either can deny that this was a stolen election.
	If Trump can prove it and get out of it, that's the long shot.
	But if he doesn't, and if people don't stand up, yes, we'll have less income, but it'll be a lot of fun as we build back better into oblivion.
	Because then the voting will always be rigged, I think.
	Forevermore.
	I think the voting's been rigged for a while, especially in California.
	Yes, but now we have this internet thing, and we're all looking at it, and we're going, well, this is bullcrap.
	You know, there's a lot of smart people who get the public data and say, this is not possible.
	So that's only going to get worse, and that's just going to build up.
	So whether it's now or in four years, we're going to go into some...
	You know, I was reading this...
	Do you know about the turnings, the four turnings?
	This is a cycle theory that I stumbled upon.
	No.
	Ugh, damn it.
	I wish I'd...
	I'll bring it on Sunday because it was a cycle theory of four turnings over a 90-year period and that we're now in the fourth turning...
	Which typically is Civil War, World War II, and it always has a secondary thing, which would be COVID, and that we're going into that right now.
	Does anything fit with your cycles that you've looked at?
	Well, my cycle theory is a 40-year cycle, and it's 80 years, not 90, because the 80 years matches the American Revolution.
	80 years later, you have the...
	The Civil War, then 80 years later, you have World War II. There's an 80-year period between the Civil War and World War II. It matches perfectly.
	And then there's 80 years until COVID, which is 2020.
	So you have 80, 80, 80.
	I don't see how 90 can be worked into this at all, personally.
	Well, the 90 is based upon generational, and it's 22.
	It's roughly 90, I will say.
	It's like every roughly 22 years.
	And it kind of, what it shows is the general...
	I've heard the 22.
	I've heard all the...
	I know pretty much every imaginable cycle.
	And they all contradict.
	Some of them cross over and some of them are harmonics with other cycles and they create these other events.
	I mean, you can get...
	Quite wrapped up in it, which I have.
	For sure.
	The only thing I'm asking is, based upon the cycles, what do you see?
	The turning thing doesn't ring a bell offhand.
	Based upon the cycles, what do you see in this exact period right now?
	Well, we got...
	No, but comparable to...
	Civil War, World War II, just a world conflagration.
	When the Civil War took place, it was a series of civil wars around the world.
	It was the French Revolution and all these other ones.
	But we kind of triggered it.
	We also triggered, when we did the American Revolution, we triggered a bunch of these things around the world too.
	The United States is a real key element to this.
	And that's why we're number one with deaths.
	But COVID is a...
	We rock!
	And by the way, and I think that number's bogus as hell, but we do represent some sort of a leading edge, and 2020 fits right into the process.
	I always thought it was going to be some sort of another conflagration that might have been a...
	Nuclear exchange or who knows what, but this fits right into the cycle without a question in my mind.
	And it should stretch out for longer than we want.
	Like eight, nine years.
	I just can't imagine discussing COVID for the next year on this show and having anyone listening to us.
	Uh-huh.
	Others have also said this is very much like the Renaissance, if you look at coming out of the bubonic plague.
	And all the art and all the...
	The dark ages.
	Yes, it's the great awakening.
	And, as we know...
	There's no awakening.
	Bitcoin is going to save us.
	You need a Bitcoin.
	Yes, you do.
	You were pretty...
	I think we're pretty woke.
	We'd be so woke.
	But yeah.
	I am kind of in on the Bitcoin thing.
	Max Keiser has converted me.
	Max Keiser, his whole life depends on it.
	Bitcoin equals love, baby.
	That's the bottom line.
	So we'll leave the clown show in a moment, as I would at this moment, for the 1300th time, like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C and brought the classic clips to the party, John C. Dvorak.
	Well, in the morning to you.
	Also in the morning, ships and sea boots and ground feet in the air.
	Some of the wild dames and knights out there.
	In the morning to our trolls in the troll room at noagendastream.com.
	Hands up, trolls.
	Let's count you for today.
	Let's see.
	We have a total of 1865.
	I expected a little more for the big anniversary show on a Sunday.
	What do you think people are doing?
	They have no time.
	Well, maybe it's a Thursday, and that's the reason.
	Yes.
	I think 10 months of corona coverage has done my brain in.
	Yes, it's a Thursday.
	Well, in the morning to you, trolls, noagendastream.com is where they hang out.
	Thank you to Darren O'Neill, who did another great rock and roll pre-show to the show.
	That kind of stuff is live all the time.
	But you go into the troll room, and you hang out, you chat, and if you want, you can all listen to whatever is on the stream at the same time.
	It's all talk, no commercials, classic no agenda.
	That is noagendastream.com.
	And you can always join us over at noagendasocial.com where we have our algo-free social network.
	You have to ask for an invite.
	Don't ask me.
	Ask in the troll room.
	Ask around.
	Ask on Twitter if you have to.
	And join us because it's where the signal-to-noise ratio is right on spot and we're federated with the rest of the Mastodon server universe, GNU Social, etc., etc.
	And a big thank you to the artist who brought us the artwork for episode 1299.
	We titled that King Mitch.
	And for those of you on a Podcast 2.0 compatible app, which you can find at newpodcastapps.com, you will see this artwork right now from Farm Slave with the classic I Voted badge button only voted replaced with I Glitched.
	Did we have a hard time looking for something?
	Yeah, there was nothing we liked.
	Well, we liked this one.
	I actually found some evergreen stuff that I wanted to use, but you were a big promoter of this particular one.
	Yeah, I was.
	And we finally decided the one that looks more like an actual 3D button was the preferable of the group.
	Yes, it was.
	And I couldn't really veto it.
	Because it's good?
	Well, there wasn't anything else.
	I bet I had nothing better.
	A lot of COVID farts.
	The problem with doing this choice, we get two guys as an even vote, so we both have to agree.
	Yeah.
	And if you can't top one...
	I remember now.
	It could go on for half an hour.
	No, no.
	I remember what happened now.
	I remember.
	So we went on for quite a while, looking at Evergreens, couldn't find something.
	Then I'm pressed.
	I'm like, I glitched this funny.
	Let's just do it.
	And then you said, okay.
	And then we came to Tidal...
	And I wanted something else, but you wanted King Mitch.
	And I, of course, quickly relented because I got the art.
	You wanted Monarch Mitch.
	Monarch Mitch, yes.
	And then you said, no, no, no, King Mitch.
	And then I relented because I'd gotten the art.
	And then you said, and I remembered this, I won.
	I said you won.
	No, no, for the title.
	You said I won.
	Oh, I said I won.
	Yeah, I did.
	I won.
	I said I won when it came to the title.
	I won.
	It wasn't...
	It's a competition.
	Clearly, I'm unaware of the competitive nature of this part of post-production.
	I thought we were just kind of trying to come to the best choice.
	But there's no winning.
	No, that's exactly what you said.
	Let's hold hands and tell a secret.
	Thank you very much to all of our artists who participate in this grand experiment of...
	The show's off the rails!
	No, it's not.
	It's a grand experiment.
	We produce it.
	We love your time, your talent, your treasure.
	People have got a lot of talent now making clips these days.
	That's fantastic.
	We're burning them out!
	Eventually everyone burns out except us.
	But yes, no matter who is doing it, you will get burned out if you're doing mixes or if you're doing art.
	You know, I used the picture of the, if you notice the newsletter.
	Yes, and I like that because that was from the swine flu days, wasn't it?
	Yeah, that was show 120.
	Wow, there's your cycle.
	Every 1,200 shows, it's time for a new vaccine.
	So I put that art up, and they're talking about burning out.
	It's a beautiful piece of art.
	I've used it on and off for a decade because it's so funny.
	And it's the two of us dressed in, and we don't use our faces anymore, but that was in show 120 we did.
	So I went back to look at the artist.
	He did five pieces in a row.
	Great pieces, no doubt.
	One was great, and that was that one.
	He did five in a row.
	They did show 120, 121, 123, 124, and then I think 122.
	And then he ended.
	He never showed up again.
	He just disappeared, huh?
	A hundred thousand shows ago, eleven, twelve hundred shows ago, this guy just vanishes.
	Ugh.
	So, yeah, they all burn out.
	It was interesting because Tina, who has not been in my life since episode 121, whatever it was.
	120.
	120.
	She sees the art.
	She says, where did this come from?
	And I said, well, look at the clue.
	I said, what's with the pig?
	I said, it's from the swine flu days.
	This show is so old we can reuse art based upon a scam from eight years ago.
	No, longer.
	Ten years ago.
	Yeah.
	It's crazy.
	Anyway, we thank all of our artists.
	What's with the pig?
	What's with the pig?
	Why did John put a pig in the newsletter?
	Oh, and before I forget, I... I'm just going to jinx you.
	But your Substack stories, that's your book, my friend.
	That's your book.
	Just keep writing those.
	Your Windows 1.0 story is fantastic.
	It's great to read through that.
	I mean, that's your book, man.
	Just write those.
	Just write those stories.
	You said it took so long to code Windows 1.0 that Steve Ballmer had hair when they started.
	I mean, that's funny shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	Which you had a whole team of comedy writers put together for you, apparently.
	Yes, we hired a bunch of writers.
	You can hire comedy writers.
	They do exist.
	And they're cheap.
	And I think you should just go back and call it the Tech Grouch.
	I mean, let's register the name.
	The Tech Grouch.
	We've never caught on.
	It will!
	John C. Dvorak, the Tech Grouch.
	And then you put that little star on it, instant bestseller.
	And it will be an instant bestseller.
	I'm glad you enjoyed reading that particular tome.
	I enjoy all of them.
	Your stories, they're very interesting.
	Um...
	Yes.
	And now...
	I did get to hear from it, because I wrote that I got to hear from Michael Kaupeland.
	Who's that?
	Michael Coplin's the guy who ran Corral, and he's a big shot.
	He started a bunch of companies up in Canada.
	He still lives in Ottawa with his trophy wife, who's an absolute beauty.
	Marlene.
	And he won't call you after this, but okay.
	Yeah.
	Oh, they know what's going on.
	I mean, she's one of the flashiest women in Canada.
	She's very famous.
	And...
	She's just great, I have to say.
	And he goes on with some more of his stuff, and then he starts asking me questions about, you know, Marlene wants to know, did you use Spencer the Cat at PC Week?
	What's Marlene's last name?
	Cowpland.
	C-O-W-L-A-N-D. C-O-W-P-L-A-N-D. Look her up.
	M-A-R-L-E-N. C-O-W... Yeah, but I mean, in a hot lips hula hand kind of facelift way, I mean, I can see where she was super hot when she was younger, but she had work done that has ruined it.
	I don't know.
	You have to look at all her pictures.
	There's a lot of lousy pictures.
	I think some people don't like her.
	Anyways, beside the point, they asked me about this.
	Did you say anyways?
	Did you add an S to that?
	Did you say anyways?
	No.
	Did I?
	I think you did.
	Oh, yeah, because I'm talking about Canadians.
	So they asked the question, was I Spencer the Cat at PC Week?
	And I mentioned, and I go into those long stories, I got more anecdotes.
	I forgot about that Spencer the Cat was actually five writers.
	This is gold, Dvorak.
	This is gold.
	You've got to document this stuff.
	This is inside baseball.
	You are so wrong.
	You are so wrong.
	They will love it.
	They will love it.
	Ask a Gen Z stepdaughter what she thinks.
	These people don't buy books.
	Hey, get your audience before they're dead, brother.
	Let's go.
	Now there's an argument.
	And let me help you with the European, with around the world pronunciation of anyways.
	In American English.
	Anyways.
	In British English.
	Anyways.
	In Australian English.
	Anyways.
	In Welsh English.
	Anyways.
	There you go.
	Only because you said it did I pull that clip out.
	I don't believe I said it.
	Night of the RV Jim Irvine is our top donor for this show.
	It's show 1,300, John.
	1,300, yeah.
	I can't really say it.
	Oh, oh, oh, stop, stop, stop!
	Eric's into Redux.
	Yeah, I got the redux.
	Oh, okay.
	You got the redux?
	All right.
	Because I'm just seeing it and I'm loading it now.
	So you have to go ahead.
	That's what I'm looking at.
	All right.
	Go for it.
	There's a new process in place and it resulted in a minor foul up.
	It has bugs.
	Glitch.
	So Jim at Foothill Ranch, California gave us $667.98.
	Wow!
	Thank you for keeping myself and my hot wife sane amidst all the California insanity.
	Thank you for your in-depth COVID and election coverage.
	We who are not about to die salute you!
	Keep up the phrase from the Shays.
	I, at least, have heard them and get them.
	In the morning night of the RV, Jim Irvine.
	This might make me a baron, but I don't have the records to prove it.
	Well, I think he's on the list.
	Yes, the system works.
	System works.
	Dreb Scott Errol at Large.
	Now this was kind of, this was a mistake.
	He actually gave $1,300 to become member of the $1,300 club.
	Okay.
	And a separate donation of $107.28 so he could be upgraded to Duke.
	Okay.
	So is he on the upgrade list to be Duke?
	Let me check, I believe.
	I don't think so.
	No, I think that did happen because I also got the new title list.
	Yes, yes, he is upgraded.
	I'd like credit for the show number as well as a little bit more needed to make Duke.
	So Dreb Scott Earl at large is now Duke at large.
	And I also want to thank Sir Dreb Scott for stepping up.
	He is managing the community chapters for the No Agenda show.
	Is he now?
	Yeah, because the thing is, there's a, you know, when people can submit as much as they want, you can get the Hypercaster app or anything, and you could submit it, but then it has to be approved, but I want images.
	So he said, okay, so he's, for every link that someone sends or something funny, as funny, that they mark as a funny chapter, he puts a cool image in there.
	And Phone Boy is now adding the no agenda quotes to the rundown.
	So it's become quite a thing.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	Podcast of 2.0, baby.
	It's like we're on file.
	Yeah, it's almost like being on a big motorcycle.
	You're going fast enough, you can jump off the thing and go five miles down the road without falling over.
	Here's my favorite from you, John.
	You said the other day, oh man, this podcasting 2.0, it's so good, just right in time.
	I said, yeah, I've got to save podcasts.
	You're like, no, no, you're getting all these other shows.
	We're getting more listeners.
	This is great.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, alright.
	Well, it's true.
	We got all kinds of cool people listening.
	Like Ryan Chase.
	Yeah, you do all kinds of stuff.
	You're going on different shows, you're getting some more.
	You're throwing a nice wide net with this podcasting 2.0 gimmick.
	Yes.
	Well, now that Joe Rogan is officially gone, you can't open a podcast app and see him.
	He's gone.
	I'm sorry, what?
	Well, Joe Rogan is gone.
	You can no longer listen to Joe Rogan or any of the back catalog.
	It's all gone.
	It's gone from all the podcast apps.
	December 1st, he's exclusive on Spotify.
	I thought it was January 1st.
	No, no, December.
	He's exclusive on Spotify now.
	And everything went away.
	All the MP3s.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Well, that was his deal.
	He's exclusive to Spotify.
	Well, I know that was the deal, but I thought that stuff would linger.
	It's like the internet, you know?
	Oh, well, I mean, I still have a whole bunch that have been in my podcast app, but no, it's done.
	And that was the deal, was for the entire catalog.
	So it wasn't just going forward.
	Yeah, I understand that, but what about if he...
	Does he have his thing on YouTube anymore?
	Yeah.
	No.
	YouTube now has a deal with Spotify, and Spotify creates 20 minutes of each episode for YouTube.
	Just clips.
	Yeah, just clips, which are very popular.
	They draw it in.
	But if you are caught, and you have an MP3 of Joe Rogan...
	Spotify police coming to get you.
	That illegal possession flow.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, Podcasting 2.0.
	Well, let's see how this experiment plays out.
	Yeah.
	Well, we're working on hooking up money to this Podcasting 2.0, so we're going to do something that counters this obvious problem.
	Ryan Chase is next on our list.
	He's in Coeur d'Alene in Idaho.
	$1,300.33 will be a member of the 1300 Club also.
	My father-in-law, Scott, hit me in the mouth back in February.
	By the way, this show's going to go on forever if we keep telling stories.
	Okay.
	You know, it reminds me Reminds me of the time.
	Remember the time we did that show?
	It was seven and a half hours long.
	That was the 10th year anniversary, wasn't it?
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	My father-in-law Scott hit me in the mouth back in February, says Ryan.
	And I've been listening to the best podcasts in the universe ever since.
	And I, in turn, hit my smoking hot wife in the mouth a few months ago, and she's now hooked.
	We now listen to each and every show.
	It helps keep us sane and keep our three human resources from being brainwashed.
	I would like to use the first thousand of this donation to be an instantite, and I would like to use the remainder to start the damehood for my smoking hot wife, Courtney.
	With this donation, I would like to be known as Sir Snackingham of the Black Forest.
	And it shall be so.
	Apparently he likes to ham it up.
	Please...
	He says, please decouche both of us, but I think he means dedouche.
	Job's karma for everyone, and China is asshole.
	Yes.
	Hold on.
	I haven't gotten my jingle set out yet, because there's quite a few we need to take care of.
	So he's getting the dedouching, meanwhile.
	Yeah, we got the dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	China is asshole!
	You've got karma.
	Okay.
	Next on the list.
	I can get this thing to scroll up.
	There it is.
	Sir Benjamin Naitis in San Francisco, California.
	And he comes in with 1,300.
	So he'll be a member of the 1,300 Club.
	Yes, indeed he will.
	Thank you for that.
	Mm-hmm.
	I was driving south on Highway 35 listening to Adam go into WHO and FDA PCR cycle count revelations and JCD chime in with the sales scheme marketing business model analysis.
	I was brought to a state of mental and emotional elation, somehow feeling my amygdala beginning to shrink.
	I felt bad.
	I couldn't donate for the 13th anniversary, so why not become a member of the Club 1300, thus completing my journey to Viscount of San Francisco, having reached 50,000?
	Wow.
	Even when you two are in full crackpot and buzzkill mode, disagreeing as you were, in episode 1299 your analysis is truly valued as you help us producers better understand the mechanism of the power elite.
	This dude named Ben got a psychology major.
	And then he's got a link to the Wikipedia Power Elite page on Wikipedia.
	No jingles, no karma, apparently.
	Well, Sir Benjamin, thank you very much.
	We'll see you at the roundtable.
	That's a great note.
	Thank you.
	Next is Sir J-Boy in Aldi, Virginia, with another 1300, which is another member of the...
	This is great, by the way.
	This makes a big difference to the future of the show, to have all these members of the 1300 Club.
	You truly, writes, truly provide the critical thinking in the M5MD construction, which in turn helps all those producers to keep our amygdalas healthy and small.
	First of all, I want to throw a shout-out, thank you, and healthy dose of karma to Sir Morgan, who provided a confirmation of your emails via Mastodon, as well as his reminder to me that I need to do the work, even in these busy days, despite the Rona.
	And, of course, we are all going to die.
	Second, I want to give a happy birthday greeting to my smoking hot sweet baby, a.k.a.
	my keeper, who celebrated her 46th journey around the sun, or whatever the equivalent is for the Flat Earth Peeps, on November 30th.
	Thank you, sweet baby!
	Finally, I would like to credit this donation to go to her Instadamehood.com.
	Sweet.
	Okay.
	Well, she's a dame then.
	I know she's on the list.
	Well, let me check.
	She's a listener and an avid lover of the best podcast in the universe.
	And we thoroughly enjoy discussing and laughing about each episode during our daily morning commutes to work.
	Yes, she's on.
	For her title, I would like to request, and I checked it with her first, of course, which some people don't do, that she be called Dame Sweet Baby of the Carolinas and be served Cabernet and Keto crackers.
	Is it pronounced Keto or Keto?
	Keto.
	At the round table.
	I would also like to request the following jails for her.
	Shut up already.
	It's science.
	New shit has come to light.
	Two to the head and little girl.
	By the way, this is a story.
	It's pretty funny.
	Two to the head and little girl.
	Yay.
	It does.
	It tells a story.
	It's poetic.
	Poetic.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Too many more years of you two searching for your exit strategy.
	Or two.
	He's got to spell with the wrong two, but he means too many more years.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	We get it.
	We get it.
	Yeah, we got it.
	But we like it.
	Shut up already.
	It's science.
	I've got information, man.
	New shit has come to light.
	Yay!
	It does tell a somber tale, doesn't it?
	Yes, a sad, sad, sad.
	Sir Christopher Kessler in Marshfield, Wisconsin, 1300.
	Title upgrade, Knight to Baron.
	Accounting sent via email.
	No periods requested.
	Thank you, John and Adam.
	Goat karma, please.
	Short, sweet, simple, and you are a member of the 1300 Club.
	Thank you, Sir Christopher.
	You've got...
	Michael Arrington, Sir Back County Ranger.
	Uh...
	$1,000.
	So we closed our club membership.
	Yep.
	And he's in Anacortes, Washington.
	I got no note from him.
	I can find it under any circumstances.
	Same with David Fox.
	David Fox from Wendell, North Carolina.
	Another North Carolingian with $1,000.
	No note that can be easily...
	Yes, but let us know if there's a title or something that needs to change, please.
	Yeah, or instant writing or something.
	And the same with the next one, I guess.
	Vincent Padula?
	Oh, no, I'm sorry.
	That was David Fox with us, too, that we have no note for.
	Yeah, two in a row.
	All right, good.
	Yeah, now we're Vincent Padula, yes.
	Now we're back to our normal donations.
	Vincent Padula.
	In Brooklyn, New York.
	3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
	Is that time again to support the show with a donation?
	How can I resist?
	Now, I see my New York accent has deteriorated to a Chicago accent.
	You've got to start by saying, Vinny, it's Vinny, Vinny from Brooklyn.
	Brooklyn, is that time again?
	No, I can't do it either.
	Just read it.
	You can't do it.
	No, I can't.
	I'm just going to restrain.
	I'll fall into it if his pad allows me.
	Is that time again to support the show or the donation?
	How can I resist the lucky show 1300?
	Interestingly, in Italy, 13 is seen as a lucky number.
	While it's 17, that's the unlucky number.
	That's a useful fact.
	Clip request.
	Liana, Sleepy Joe, stop the hammering.
	Please release the Kraken.
	The slowed down version.
	Sorry, John.
	Now, we've banned it except on request.
	So I guess we can play this.
	Well, there you go.
	All right, then.
	I mean, you know, if somebody's becoming an executive producer, they want us to play upside down and backwards.
	We'll do it.
	Goat karma.
	Well, considering it's such an important milestone for the No Agenda Show, I decided to step forward and complete my knighthood to accomplish this.
	I'm supporting this show at the executive producer level with a donation 34567.
	That puts me just over a thousand.
	Please knight me, I think he's on the list, as Sir Vincenzo, Blind Knight of Kings County, Brooklyn, New York, Keeper of the Truth.
	Should read that better.
	Blind Knight of Kings County, Brooklyn, New York, Keeper of the Truth.
	For the round table, I'd like to request Lagavulin 16 Single Malt Scotch.
	A fine drink.
	And Kerrygold Dubliner Cheese, which is a great Irish grass-fed cheddar-like cheese.
	Available at most Costco's.
	I've had it numerous times.
	It's quite tasty.
	A little mild.
	Congratulations to your awesome, consistent quality for 1,300 shows.
	I'm proud to finally have a seat at the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Your producer, Vinny from Brooklyn.
	P.S. Please put my son Francisco on the birthday list.
	I believe he's on it.
	He will be 15 on December 14th, the same day that the Electoral College cast their vote for Joe Biden.
	That's not what he said.
	He said we're the next president.
	Keep it going.
	Stop the hammering!
	Keep it going.
	You've got karma.
	Cracking.
	Cracking my ass.
	Jesper Holmberg in Duval, Washington, 33334.
	No need to read this on the air.
	This donation segment is long enough anyway.
	Love and light.
	Good one.
	Excellent.
	I like it.
	I like it.
	Very creative.
	Thank you very much.
	We appreciate that.
	Lee North in Omaha.
	We're halfway through.
	I know.
	Lee North in Omaha, Nebraska.
	33333.
	Lee North.
	KF0BEH73 is from Omaha.
	Jingles.
	AOC. Pigs in human clothing.
	Tutor they had.
	Trump aroused.
	This donation brings me to the knight counting below.
	I'd like to be known as Sir Goon, knight errant of the Great Plains.
	Request MREs, meals ready to eat, and near, he's got near bear, but I think he means near beer.
	Yeah, I think so too.
	Near beer.
	But we can give him bear.
	It's the round table.
	We can get anything we want.
	Yeah, but I think he doesn't want bear.
	He wants beer.
	Okay.
	I wish there was an R2-D2 screaming karma, but screaming goat would do.
	Thanks for all the last 1,300 and the next 1,300.
	Yes.
	Indeed.
	Thank you.
	And we'll see you at the round table with that request of yours.
	Beer is freedom.
	Subjugation is liberation.
	Contradiction is truth.
	Those are the facts of this world.
	And you will all surrender to them.
	You pigs in human clothing.
	It's hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused.
	You've got karma.
	By the way, kind of interesting to see that he thought that jingle was AOC.
	The pigs in human clothing.
	She's radical, but not quite that bad.
	Yeah.
	Why don't you read the next couple while I go look up this one.
	Sure.
	So, Sir Steiner, the expat of Spokanistan, sent us $333, and he requested for his name as a full name, not to be mentioned, which will honor.
	$1,300 more.
	No exit plan.
	One time karma, please.
	You got it.
	Thank you.
	You've got karma.
	That's David Young.
	David Young.
	Here it is.
	So this is David Young.
	Come on, come on.
	Wow, 13...
	David Young came in with...
	What did he come from?
	3-3-3-0-1.
	3-3-3-0-1, and he writes, Wow!
	1,300 episodes.
	Congratulations.
	I want to thank the other executive producers for their wonder notes of encouragement for this incredible show.
	It's best-in-the-universe talent...
	And the participation of so many talents from around the globe that brings smiles to our faces twice a week.
	We want this pod to go on and on.
	No!
	You're doomed.
	Yes.
	To go on and on to episodes 2,600.
	3,900.
	Hell, why not 5,200, baby?
	If you guys inject the right teenage blood into your veins.
	Ha, ha, ha.
	This is good.
	As an executive producer, my job is to deliver the treasure, but also some difficult messages.
	All of us were a bit dismayed to hear all the arguing over Adam's new girlfriend, Sydney, during show 1299.
	Now I see why you had to find this email.
	Very important.
	Yes, keep it coming.
	My girlfriend, Sydney.
	Woo!
	We understand the tensions at play.
	Adam's always been distracted by older women with big wealth, shall we say, photogenic assets.
	I did not put this on as a gag.
	Honestly, I've never read this note.
	I'm reading it cold.
	I'm not even sure what he's talking about.
	Love and light, we say, but maybe, just maybe, it's time to consider all the projects going on at Curry Dvorak Enterprises and put some possible changes on the table as possible.
	Maybe consider it.
	Have we thought hard enough about bringing Megyn Kelly in to share the desk with Adam?
	No.
	Can I elevate John to a focus segment on a topic even more universal and important?
	With this format changed, I think we can tip our toes into some of the real sponsors for John's segment.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	So wait, the suggestion is to bump you for Megyn Kelly and then we just give you like an emeritus spot.
	I get an old spot, but I get to talk about food.
	Oh, food and wine.
	This is what I want to do on YouTube for John's new segment.
	Vitamix, frozen waffles, who knows?
	Smuckers, let's dream big.
	That's the sponsors.
	Can you imagine what Megan would do for the ratings?
	I love you both.
	You're smoking hot.
	Karma for everybody.
	Peace.
	David Yanks with David of Ross.
	Thank you very much, David.
	And by the way, he says Mike C. is a papist spook.
	He does send me encrypted emails.
	Mike C? Yeah.
	The paper spook?
	Wait, maybe it's C Mike.
	Maybe it's a different guy.
	I don't know if Mike C or C Mike.
	I think it's the same guy.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's lots of spooks.
	What's your point?
	We got spooks listening to the show.
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's C Mike.
	He's in the troll room.
	He knows.
	Adam Eubank, $333 from Springdale, Arizona, says, Jingles resist we much, don't enslave me, Kamala, shut up, slave.
	The work that you and Gitmo Nation produce is absolutely unrivaled in-depth quality and originality.
	I'm incredibly thankful for the NA community, a shining example of what the open and free internet makes possible.
	This is all upper caps, I'm trying to emphasize.
	I listened to your heads up on that Bentonville, Arkansas-based retailer with a shit-eating grin because here in Springdale, half an hour south of the home office, we were not past the same info because I know you are from the future!
	I knew the panic buying was about to hit about three days before the sheeple stampeded my store and snatched up every last square of TP and case of bottled water in the place.
	Here's my quarterly bonus from stocking said retailer shelves.
	You guys are more than worth it.
	To any douchebags out there, paying for stuff like no agenda is important, even if it's a little bit at a time.
	The future of honest media and a fun, livable world depends on us.
	Plus, it feels good, too.
	Can I get a little karma for my mom, who may have to have surgery due to a torn ligament in her shoulder, and some bus karma as I attempt to find a trustworthy mechanic in the northwest Arkansas area who can work on a Duramax diesel engine?
	So if anyone...
	You know what?
	Go on noagendasocial.com would be my...
	No, we have too many diesel mechanics on any social.
	But you'd be surprised how many people know somebody who knows something else.
	Yeah.
	Seriously.
	It's a lot closer to a real social network than Twitter.
	Thank you.
	That's exactly right.
	Okay, he said he wanted...
	What were the two here?
	Because I'd missed that one.
	Don't enslave me.
	Shut up.
	Shut up, slave.
	Okay, I got that one.
	That's not a problem.
	And some karma for his mom and everybody else.
	Don't enslave me, Kamala!
	Shut up, slave!
	You've got karma.
	Brett Samuels on the list is in the Arab Emirates, and I couldn't find a note from him, but I did find there's somebody else in the Emirates, and there's a note I want to read later.
	Sir Otaku, Duke of Northeast Texas and the Red River Valley in Louisville, Texas, 325.
	ITM John and Adam, sorry to not send anything for your 13th anniversary, but I've been out of work since mid-May.
	Well, you send something, you send this donation.
	Yeah.
	Nothing says pandemic like laying off 6,500 employees only to spend $2.8 billion the next week to buy your competition.
	Well, I wonder what company that is.
	Uh-huh.
	Anyways, and yes I said anyways, I thought I'd better send for a donation for such a historic show as number 1300.
	Here's a quarter for each show.
	Wow.
	That's a good idea.
	I always enjoy your deconstruction each week and hope you all continue for 1300 more shows.
	Can I get some TPP karma?
	Since I got to start looking for a job in the IT industry here in Northeast Texas.
	There's work there.
	Yeah.
	73's from K5VZ. Sir Otaku.
	Duke of Northeast Texas in the Red River Valley.
	73's.
	Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie.
	We need the hams and the dude named Benz.
	This is what's going to help us through the revolution, which will not be televised.
	Jobs.
	You've got karma.
	Now, we finally drop down to our associate executive producer, beginning with Sir Sean of the Allegheny Valley in the Troma Heights, Pennsylvania, 260.
	1,300 dimes for each of you.
	This is basically the dimes donation times two.
	Happy 1,300th and Merry Christmas from Sir Sean of the Allegheny Valley.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Sean.
	M. Andrew Jones, 23456.
	Oh, and he actually sent a note in.
	Oh, yes.
	Notes here somewhere.
	There are your notes.
	Oh, yes, this.
	Okay, this is very long.
	Oh, is this the hospital one?
	No.
	What?
	No, no, never mind.
	Keep going.
	First, enjoy the button.
	He sent a button that says, I cannot wear a mask because I have a condition.
	And it is basically, only in more words, but it's a big button.
	He says, I work at a grocery store and during the summer, we gave these buttons to people who refuse to wear masks at the store.
	Where's he from?
	Let's say...
	America's Mountain.
	Unfortunately, the muzzled sheep took offense to these buttons, and the blowback was terrible, or so I'm told.
	What was the button?
	Apparently, the company overlords were lambasted in the media for encouraging the rule-breaking.
	I cannot verify since I'm not at FaceBag, but apparently it was a big fuss there, too.
	Shortly after these buttons were issued...
	Corporate recalled them.
	Oh, this is actually an official button made by corporate.
	I have a collector's item.
	I apologize for it.
	I'll take a scan of it and put it in the next newsletter.
	You see what it looks like.
	It's big.
	Shortly after these buttons, I'll scan a quarter next to it so I can see the size.
	Cool.
	I apologize for not getting you one, Adam.
	It's okay.
	They went very fast and I only pilfered a handful before they were gone.
	I gave preferences to John since he is such an accomplished hoarder.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	You're going to read this whole note?
	This is a long note.
	I'm going to stop reading in a minute.
	This donation makes me a Viscount.
	Ah!
	That's what we wanted.
	That's what the problem is.
	I knew there was a reason to read this note.
	So he's a Viscount.
	I wish to maintain my current protectorate and I see more than enough to amuse me at the round table so he doesn't need anything there.
	So all you need to do is put on the Viscount upgrade list.
	Yep.
	Finally, thank you for promoting my book, Children at the Broken Moon.
	The response has been increasingly enthusiastic.
	I have nearly 200 readers and have attracted that despite the twindemic.
	Then he goes on about the book.
	So please remind the slaves that the Children of the Broken Moon is a first-rate epic high fantasy eight years in the making.
	So check it out.
	Makes a great gift, he goes on.
	I'll bet it does.
	I'll put some notes in the newsletter about any more of this.
	So, anyway, thank you, Andrew.
	He's the Viscount of America's Mountain, so now he'll be the Viscount of America's Mountain.
	Yeah, I'm putting it in now because it wasn't in the back office.
	Okay.
	Of course not.
	All right.
	It's been impossible.
	Yes, we got him.
	We got him.
	We got him.
	By the way, speaking of books, I just want to promote again.
	I've started reading it.
	Sir Scott McKenzie with his Gitmo Nation novel, his latest, The Cockroach Milk.
	It's a page-turner.
	Oh, he's just going to get better.
	It's a page-turner.
	It's really good.
	I'll definitely start reading it myself.
	Matthew Bernier in Manassas, Virginia, 223.
	Hey, guys.
	Thanks so much for the show and bi-weekly sanity checks.
	Starting listening this past summer after being hit in the mouth by Dame Meredith the Fair, the best lawyer in the universe.
	Needs a dedouching.
	Isn't this awesome?
	You've been dedouched.
	He wants to don't enslave me, Kamala, and you will obey, and that's true.
	Don't enslave me, Kamala!
	You will obey.
	That's true.
	I believe I tried to find John Appleby, and I couldn't find him.
	He's a $215 donor from Greensburg, Pennsylvania.
	I will look in between segments and see if I... Because that one I'm not absolutely sure.
	Colin Villanueva in Blue Strings, Missouri, 213.
	He needs a Don't Eat Me Bojiden, a whole load, two to the head.
	My wife has made two previous donations and one in my name, and this one's in hers.
	Oh, no, one in hers.
	Sorry.
	I never received my de-douching.
	Oh, well, let's do it now.
	You've been de-douched.
	This one's for Adriana, my lavishly, lovely wife.
	I would like the credit to go to her.
	Uh-oh.
	Uh-oh.
	Make a note.
	Yes.
	Every show, there's about three or four of these, and we have to try to make sure we catch them.
	All for the amazing things.
	This is for the amazing things she does for our six-month-old human resource.
	Ah, wait until he or she is two.
	Happy 1300, and thank you for the sanity.
	And thank you.
	Don't eat me, Bojart, and you're scary, so scary.
	I'm going to give you the whole load today.
	Okie dokie.
	Tells a story.
	It does.
	Matt Davidson in Rochester, New York, 213.
	Yes.
	Dear John and Adam, thank you for your talent, and more importantly, or importantly, your time.
	Here is some treasure.
	Can you please play some of my favorite jingles?
	WTC7, Shape Shifting Jews, Fauci Wheeze, and Larry David Pretty Good.
	That's a Larry David pretty good.
	Yeah, I got it.
	I got it.
	I know what that is.
	And some standard jobs car with a goat twist.
	Thank you for showing me the door to Dimension A. Happy 1300, Matt.
	And Rochester and Nueva Yorker.
	WTC7 won't go away.
	Roll up, roll up with the magical shapeshifting Jews.
	Step right this way.
	Roll up.
	Roll up with the shapeshifting Jews.
	Roll up.
	It's an illustration.
	The magical shapeshifting Jews.
	Roll up.
	It's such an aggravation.
	The magical shapeshifting Jews.
	Peace!
	Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
	I like the Fauci wheeze.
	The Fauci wheeze is weird.
	It's classic.
	The guy's an alien.
	That sounds like...
	Dame Jennifer, our friend in Charleston, South Carolina, 213.
	Hello, Dame Jennifer.
	I think this was given by her husband because it says, please credit to Dame Jennifer.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, guys.
	You two saying that episode 1297 is now my text alert for no agenda.
	You two saying that in 1297 is now my text alert for NA producers.
	Oh, when we said, hey guys, in harmony.
	Yeah, she clipped it, of course.
	Oh, yeah.
	She made it a ringtone.
	This is from her, by the way.
	It is from her.
	That, by the way, is a great ringtone.
	Now that you mention it.
	Yes.
	It's a little...
	I don't know.
	A little fae.
	According to my accounting sent via email, I can become a baroness today.
	I need a little joy in this dumpster fire of 2020.
	I keep saying it, but I'll do it again.
	I never would have made it through the scandemic and its effects without your show.
	My little...
	So I talked to one of the LibJoes.
	Oh, the LibJo report.
	This has been a while.
	One of the hobbyists.
	I said, you know, yeah, COVID's been good to us.
	And I said, you know what, we make people feel a lot more comfortable and then we relax because they have a clue.
	And he says, without missing a beat, yeah, fiction does have a calming effect on people.
	Yeah.
	And then you kicked him in the shins?
	Yeah, no, it was over the phone.
	Oh, too bad.
	No, he went on and on about masks.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, fine.
	Hey, we should get together, but we've got to do it outside.
	Yeah, yeah, socially distanced with a mask.
	With a mask.
	You should have a poker.
	Anyway, she goes on.
	She says her little hobby, ANA, the Animated No Agenda, a really incredible community of producers I've met.
	I'm sure you've met quite a few.
	I'm only 50% more bananas than I was in 2019, whereas I would likely have been a 10x matching crazy without you all.
	Y'all, thank you.
	I could use some super-powered TPP jobs karma with gratitude, XOXO Dame Jennifer.
	Thank you, Dame Jennifer, and thank you so much for your contribution and your talent and your time as well.
	Animated No Agenda has also helped a lot of people because it just brought to life some...
	In fact, you made some of our bits better.
	By chopping them up, adding context, and cutting out the boring bits, you've done an excellent job and really, really appreciate you.
	Jobs.
	You've got...
	As we can step back a notch and go back to John Appleby 215 from Greensburg, which I did find in the moment of peace.
	Let me see if I got to make sure that because it's not a John Appleby.
	That's the problem.
	Oh, hmm.
	I guess it's okay to say who it is.
	It's Bob and Kathy.
	Oh, Bob.
	Just sent in our final contribution to the Greatest Podcast, and with this, I told you to finally achieve damehood for my wife, Kathy, and the knighthood for myself.
	Now, there we go.
	Get your pen out.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	I'll keep reading while you do that.
	We wanted to walk up the table together, so this is an early Christmas present for ourselves.
	And as everyone knows, a couple who listens together stays together.
	And I will add, a couple who gets knighted together.
	It stays together forever.
	Okay.
	Especially in the annals.
	Don't forget, one of these days when this is uncovered, like 2,000 years from now, they're going to see all these knightings and dames and they're just actually going to go in the history book.
	Well, your bloodline will receive royal treatments and preferences and privilege.
	My smoking hot wife, Kathy, is also having a birthday cup.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Do these people have a last name?
	Applebee.
	Oh, it's the Applebee's?
	Okay.
	I'm writing it down.
	Okay.
	Applebee.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And Kathy also has a birthday?
	For Kathy.
	Sorry.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	Yes.
	Smoking hot white.
	Kathy's having a birthday coming up on December 8th.
	December 8th.
	No date given.
	So give her the age of 29.
	December 8th.
	It should be 29.
	Okay.
	Now, do they have...
	It should be 25.
	Make it 25.
	23 is 25?
	Okay.
	23.
	That's even better.
	And do they have knight and dame names picked out?
	Apparently, no.
	They're just going to go with their names.
	Okay.
	Now, he needs, again, another little thing here.
	Goat Karma.
	Luckily, there's nothing else.
	Goat Karma for their oldest granddaughter, Toby.
	She's still in the midst of dealing with her thyroid cancer.
	F cancer.
	F cancer.
	Yeah, we should just do it, yes.
	But I want to wish both of you in the No Agenda Nation a very Merry Christmas.
	Well, Merry Christmas to you.
	Here we go.
	You've got...
	Works better with goat.
	And he's got a little video he wants me to watch, which I will watch.
	Nice.
	But not now.
	Okay.
	Alright, we were on Dame Jennifer.
	Well, not quite.
	Well, I'll do Combat Rock of the Idaho Highlands 20202.
	Oh, shut up already.
	It's Science WTC7 and Rubblizer.
	Oh, I gotta grab that one.
	In the morning, John and Adam, congratulations on 1,300 shows without a single fight!
	I am grateful for the weekly info statement you have provided throughout the scandemic.
	On my last donation, I plugged my custom rifle building business, BenFieldsPrecision.com, and I'm happy to report that the karma paid off in two orders from Rifles from No Agenda listeners.
	Very nice.
	Listen to the show.
	You know, the custom built rifle from a guy like this is like what you want.
	It's beautiful.
	That's what you definitely...
	They're valuable forever.
	They show up on the Antiques Roadshow.
	Maybe I should invest in one of these ditties.
	I've been looking for a rifle, you know, for the coming friction.
	Hey, hey, don't laugh at me.
	Let's see.
	Where were you?
	Yes.
	BenfieldPrecision.com.
	That's Benfield.
	B-E-N-F-I-E-L-D Precision.com.
	And I'm happy to report the comment paid off.
	Two orders for rifles from the NOAA Dental listeners.
	Listeners to the show can receive 10% off by showing proof of donations over $100.
	If you're looking for any gunsmithing services from a simple tune-up to a full custom, listeners can contact me through the website.
	Thank you for your courage.
	And a toast of Lagvulin 16 to 1,300 more shows.
	Dream on!
	Humble request, Stereo Goat Karma for all these small business owners.
	So, that's a luge.
	And you wanted the rebelizer.
	As well.
	Hold on.
	Can you read the next?
	Oh, actually, it doesn't make any sense.
	Let me just get these jingles real quick.
	Shut up.
	It's science.
	Hold on a second.
	He also wants Lagavulin.
	No, no.
	He's just saying he's not a knight or anything.
	He's just saying he just wants Lagavulin.
	He said a Lagavulin toast.
	Oh, a toast of Lagavulin.
	What's going on with Lagavulin?
	Is it on sale someplace?
	You would suspect Costco.
	That's what I would...
	And by the way, I think I have seen Lagavulin 16 at Costco.
	Oh, interesting.
	Yeah.
	Let me just get the number station thing here.
	It's got to be right.
	Number station.
	Where's my number station?
	This is the one jingle...
	I was looking for it in the database.
	I couldn't find it.
	This is crazy.
	Rubbleizer...
	I thought it was number station.
	I thought that's what it was.
	Number station.
	Well, yeah, I got it.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	I found it.
	Yay!
	Shut up already!
	It's science!
	WTC7 won't go away!
	India, hang out.
	Mike, stand by.
	33, 33, 33.
	Rob Eliza, out.
	You've got...
	And then our last one, I think.
	Yeah, our last one.
	Do you have the jingle, not the jingle, but do you have the old, the original...
	Copy of the Rebelizers?
	Not Rebelizer, but the number station where there's a guy just saying numbers?
	Do we ever get a copy of that?
	Well, I know we've talked about it.
	Okay.
	Well, let me read this.
	Wrap this.
	Wrap this baby.
	Don Marotta.
	Marotta.
	Marotta.
	$200.13.
	He's over here in Cupertino.
	Oh.
	That's where Steve Jobs used to live.
	Well, that's where Apple used to be.
	Why are they still there?
	Thirteen years ago, I started listening to the best podcast.
	By the way, if you had property there around the Apple thing, you probably made out.
	Ugh.
	13 years ago, I started listening to the best podcast in the universe.
	One year ago, I started dating the best girlfriend in the universe, and I'd like to wish Audra Matthews a smoking hot milf a very happy birthday.
	42 on December 1st.
	she's on the list.
	I hit her in the mouth a couple of months into our relationship when the scamdemic was just taking hold.
	I asked if she remembered Adam from MTV, which she excitingly did.
	But she's Mm-hmm.
	In her note, she asked me to be called out as a douchebag for never donating, even though I've listened since episode one and was disappointed when I wasn't called out for my douchebaggery.
	Can you please rectify that for her?
	Douchebag!
	Okay, now you're a douchebag.
	Now we listen to the show together, and we've even caught her randomly singing Dvorak.org slash NA. She's now questioning everything the mainstream media does, asking, what do you think John and Adam will say about that?
	She is no longer a commie liberal and has even hit a few of her friends in the mouth.
	That's true.
	A commie liberal.
	Couples that no agenda together stay together.
	Can I please get?
	But China is asshole...
	A boogity, boogity, boogity, a MILF, and some relationship karma.
	I love you, Audra, and look forward to celebrating many more birthdays and no agenda milestones together.
	There you go.
	Interesting that he asked for relationship karma after saying she was a commie libtard.
	Oh, man, I can tell you guys love each other.
	That's obvious.
	China is an asshole!
	Oh, that's a different one.
	Ew.
	That's one mother I'd like to...
	You've got karma.
	Little twist.
	By the way, I do have that for you.
	This is the North Korean number station.
	But I don't have the traditional words.
	Sounds like she's crying for help.
	She might be.
	Just might be.
	Well, that concludes our list of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1,300.
	And thank you all for your courage.
	Thank you for sticking with us.
	This great experiment, which has been working for 1,300 episodes over 13 years, where it's very simple.
	We all produce the show together.
	And that means time, talent, treasure.
	This has been very humbling to see these donations and, more importantly, the notes and what effect the show and the community has had on everybody.
	There was a note, and I don't know if it's for this show or I don't know if it's further on down the list, but one of our producers was attacked, apparently, and he was in the hospital.
	He was beaten up pretty badly.
	He's in America, I believe, and he wrote this story.
	I don't know if you saw this note.
	That's why I want to bring it up.
	So he's in there.
	he's been getting patched up and he gets a call from DC girl who just calls to check on him.
	They found out which hospital he was in.
	And then his, excuse me, so you have a call from Australia, Sir Chris Wilson on the line.
	This is that, that is so heartwarming.
	And, and a lot of that is around no agenda social.com.
	That's where a lot of these friendships develop.
	And if we don't find this note on this rundown today, But it's just beautiful.
	And 1,300 may be a little unlikely, but we'll keep going for a bit.
	I think we're all having a good time.
	And if you'd like to continue the par-tay, help us out for the Sunday show, go to...
	And once again, thank you very much for your time, your talent, and your treasure.
	It's appreciated.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out...
	We'll hit people in the mouth.
	Order!
	Order!
	Shut up, slave!
	Shut up, slave!
	We'll take a little break with a few Alex Jones clips.
	Okay.
	Is there any particular reason you're playing the Alex Jones clips?
	I was going to use them to counter your girlfriend's clips, but you didn't bring any in.
	I have them.
	Maybe I should play them first.
	I think that's a good question.
	What do you think would be better?
	These are crazy.
	Well, she...
	Uh...
	These are mostly about population control.
	Well, this is about the vaccine, I presume.
	Well, mine, no, population control just in general.
	He's gone off the deep.
	Well, but hold on a second.
	You stated it very clearly.
	You brought these to counter my girlfriend.
	Okay, I don't know why all of a sudden it's my girlfriend, but if you want to be that way.
	Not me.
	You know, we just go with the listeners, whatever they say.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay, okay.
	I'll remember that.
	Yes, okay.
	So then let me play her first.
	It's short stuff.
	And then you can make fun of her with the...
	I'm not going to make fun of her with this.
	It's just a counter-programming.
	It's got nothing to do with making fun of her.
	But I'm not even going to start there.
	We need to start with the most important person.
	It's Derudy.
	Derudy had a fabulous moment.
	And I don't even know.
	So he's doing it.
	This is the road show.
	It's just these hearings.
	And in this case, he got some significant pushback from, gosh...
	Now, I don't know if this was Arizona.
	I think it may be Arizona.
	Or it could be Michigan.
	They're essentially doing the same thing in every one of these swing states.
	They file the lawsuit, and then they show the evidence of how ballots were packed, how votes were stacked, all the stuff they went through earlier, including the voting machines.
	And he got some pushback here, but there was a magical moment.
	A magical moment in this...
	In this bid here, which I will stop and point out to you.
	Your team has now lost 39 court cases in the aftermath of the election with judges ruling that there is inadequate evidence to support the sweeping claims that you are making and repeating here tonight and the unprecedented relief that you are seeking.
	Yesterday, we learned that U.S. Attorney General William Barr has similarly found no evidence whatsoever of widespread irregularities that are worth investigating.
	If our local clerks, state and federal judges across the country, and the highest-ranking law enforcement official in the United States cannot find any substance to or any merit in any of your arguments, why should we?
	Why should we sit here in this show that you are partaking in and taking around the country if no one has found any evidence whatsoever of any of your wrongdoing?
	And why should we not believe the reported attempts of you to try to seek a pardon from the president?
	What was the last part?
	That last part is not relevant.
	You're attempting to seek a pardon, so why is this not part of that?
	I will ask that he be disciplined for that.
	First of all...
	Ah, hold on a second.
	What did we just hear?
	Did you hear it?
	Well, I want you to play this clip.
	No, no, no, no, wait a minute.
	I'm in the middle of a bit, dude.
	I'm asking you if you heard the thing.
	Yeah, that's what this clip refers to.
	Well, I think that I should play mine then because we have the same.
	Okay, go.
	So, listen to it again.
	Are you referring to this?
	No, I heard what he said.
	What was the last part?
	That last part is not relevant.
	You're attempting to seek a pardon, so why is this not part of that?
	I will, I will, I will...
	Okay, you didn't hear it.
	I'm going to zoom in.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm going to rotate.
	I'm going to enhance.
	I will ask, did he be disciplined for that?
	Oh, did you hear it at the end?
	Let's zoom in a little further.
	Rudy caught a fart, and everybody was up in arms about it.
	This was the...
	You can mic a fart.
	Hey, it was either Rudy, or it was the guy who was against him, and he lets another one out later on.
	Someone really had some shits going.
	I asked that he be disciplined for that.
	First of all, what he said is untrue.
	Second, that is a defamation of my professional character.
	Do you allow that to happen in your legislature?
	As I said, Representative, let's keep it limited to the germane issue here.
	So, Mr.
	Giuliani, let me ask the question.
	Just for the record, we haven't lost 39 cases.
	We've only brought three.
	So you're wrong about that.
	Second, the reason why people are reaching those conclusions is because, like you, they don't have the discipline, maybe the intelligence, I don't know, to read through this.
	To read this.
	And to read 20 more like it.
	You can't tell me there's no evidence when I have a couple of thousand affidavits from people.
	You can't tell me that your credibility is better than the credibility of those people.
	They swore under oath.
	You didn't.
	And you seem very, very free to lie.
	Representative, do you have a point of order?
	I'm just hoping to get an answer to the other questions about Mr.
	Barr and others who have disproven.
	I gave you the answer.
	The answer that I gave you is they didn't bother to interview a single witness.
	Just like you, they don't want to know the truth.
	Well, you probably know the truth.
	I'm worried about they're not wanting to know the truth.
	And that is the entire deconstruction from Twitter was, oh, someone farted!
	But you, of course, heard the pardon nonsense, and I guess you have a clip about that, and I'd love to hear it if you have it.
	Before I play that clip, how about, who was this guy that Giuliani was going after?
	So I think this was in Georgia, and this would have been the hearing, so it would have been someone from the state legislature.
	I believe the troll group could help me out.
	I'd like to look into this, because this...
	I think Giuliani's points are well taken.
	You can't pull this kind of ad hominem crap in this situation, especially at that level.
	Well...
	I mean, what kind of...
	Hearing is this, where the guy says something like that.
	Well, this is the media bleeding through to local politics and politicians.
	Okay, this is the Michigan State Assembly.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, the media bleeds through.
	That's actually a good observation.
	It's the media bleeding through.
	This is what I have with the LibJoes.
	All they do is, when I talk to them, I must be talking to them.
	If there was some way of making a come positive in the New York Times, I must just be talking to that thing.
	Some monster.
	Some golem.
	Yeah.
	Worst.
	I don't know what's going on here, but this is the pardon clip from Democracy Now!
	I believe, if this is what I'm about to hear, is some kind of counter-programming that's It's kind of been built to just have a narrative to talk about something, I think.
	Let's hear it.
	Multiple news organizations are reporting President Trump has discussed preemptively pardoning several members of his family, including his three oldest children, Donald Trump Jr., Ivanka, and Eric.
	As well as his son-in-law Jared Kushner and his attorney Rudy Giuliani.
	A presidential pardon would give them protection from federal crimes but not state and local crimes.
	Meanwhile, newly unsealed court documents have revealed the Justice Department is investigating a bribery for pardon scheme where lobbyists allegedly made substantial political contributions in exchange for a presidential pardon or reprieve of sentence.
	Most details of the alleged scheme were redacted, including the identity of the participants.
	Right.
	Now I remember.
	The setup was...
	Some apparent pardon for cash, which sounds highly unlikely, but the narrative, and I'm sad Amy didn't do it, the narrative I heard is, he's going to pardon Julian, he's going to pardon his whole family, and then maybe he will have the audacity to be the first president ever to pardon himself.
	And this is seriously being discussed.
	This is the kind of thing the media is promoting.
	Is it the media?
	Is it the CIA? I think it's the CIA. Is there a difference?
	Well, no...
	Well, hold on.
	What I mean by that is, you stymied me with that assertion.
	There's no difference technically, but I'm thinking, how does it get into the talking points?
	This is bullcrap.
	I have an example for you.
	One of the talking points was, we can't stall with this vote because...
	Uh, you know, the same thing happened with Bush-Gore, and then we got 9-11 because it was so much confusion, the terrorists took advantage of it.
	Oh, I haven't heard this one.
	Well, you didn't hear this?
	We played it a few shows ago.
	It started up.
	Well, I never heard the Bush-Gore connection.
	Let me see.
	Let me just see if I have...
	Yeah, that's exactly what it was.
	It was something related to Bush Gore.
	Gosh, I wish I had it.
	Anyway, yeah, so that is a narrative.
	God, I'm so sure we had a clip of it.
	Anyway, we have to be very careful with taking too long.
	Because of that, that's how Al-Qaeda was able to attack America.
	A year later?
	Yeah, Project Veritas had, you know, they apparently have been listening in to CNN's morning phone calls for two months and are now releasing it and confronted Jeff Zucker, actually.
	On that phone call, I said, hey, we've been listening in for two months.
	Sounds like you're kind of manipulating the news, manipulating the reporting.
	I'm shocked!
	I know, I'm very shocking.
	And so I have a one-minute clip.
	And in typical Veritas style, I get really excited and then release just kind of like, oh, okay.
	It's never like, oh, my gosh.
	You're telling me there's collusion and corruption going on in the news business?
	Not so surprised.
	But this is the genesis of that actual story about the 9-11, and you can hear it being concocted on the phone.
	There's two reporters who I couldn't find much on, but they're field reporters, which means they're in contact with lots of people familiar with people's thinking, and they literally launched this, and you can hear Jeff Zucker going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So how does it happen?
	How does it get in?
	I think this is how it works.
	You get on the morning call with your stooge, which can easily be, oh, listen, I'm here on the ground, and here's what I'm hearing from the CIA. They just don't want us to exaggerate.
	That Trump isn't leaving office.
	I put a whole piece in the beginning because, A, you have to get used to the voice to be able to understand it.
	B, of course they put shitty piano music under it, you dipshits at Veritas.
	It's stupid!
	I'm going to have a lot of specific reporting on that later today, but just the picture wanted to underscore what Michael had said.
	Yeah, agreed.
	On the issue of why it's important to get the transition going right, the 9-11 report talks about one of the problems was that the trouble that was brewing got lost during the transition.
	So if you want a concrete example of what happens when you don't have a good transition, go look at the Twin Towers.
	Yeah, so I think that's an important point.
	I think it was just a little bit yesterday in terms of national security.
	I think it's really important to raise again.
	I would encourage folks to think about, you know, that 9-11 Commission report and the lack of transition.
	So this is how it's done in corporations, too, because I've been a part of it.
	The CEO has some lackey bring up some point, and maybe it's a VP. Well, you know, I've heard that we really should be, and it's something that the CEO wants to have happen, and in this case, Jeff Zucker, the male voice, And it's suggested, oh yes, yes, this is a very good point.
	Yeah, yeah, kudos, attaboy for you.
	Good job, yes.
	Very important we pay attention to this.
	So they're both in cahoots.
	That's so obvious.
	And it's, oh yes, remember the 9-11 report because I just woke up and I said, oh my God, I remember the 9-11 report.
	Please.
	So that's how it happens.
	It gets pushed in through their stooges into the meetings, into the morning meetings.
	Well, you have to assume a number of the stooges, as you put it, are on the CIA payroll.
	Yes, that's my point.
	Or, you know what, it's like me.
	It's like I get information, in this case, from DIA, military intelligence, and it's going to be slanted, and I expect that.
	But it's the same.
	There's people whose job it is to give me information.
	There's people whose job it is to give Alex Jones information.
	Not the same guy.
	Sometimes it is.
	And I'm just very aware of it.
	And I say it all the time.
	Thanks, Handler.
	I say it all the time.
	Good work.
	All right.
	We don't fall for this stooge stuff.
	Alright, now to Georgia.
	They had a rally.
	And this is why I say, you know, they're trying to get everyone behind this to push in a constitutional manner.
	And I have two clips from, actually, yeah, two clips from Sidney Powell, short ones.
	This is regarding the evidence.
	We will give all our evidence to the Department of Justice as soon as we get it pulled together.
	So this would explain why Barr hasn't seen anything, because they haven't given it yet, apparently.
	I know.
	She's not a great public speaker.
	I wish I could say I didn't have concerns about how that would be handled, but unfortunately I still do.
	It's going to take a lot of indictments and fast to show us that they really mean business because there has been flagrant election fraud.
	We have evidence of everything from people buying votes.
	With checks written from a business on K Street in D.C. to ballots being shredded, ballots being manufactured, ballots coming across the border from Mexico that are counterfeit, a plane full of ballots that came in, ballots distributed across state lines after being faked.
	There is no kind of voter fraud that hasn't been experienced this year across the country.
	And I have seen the affidavits for USPS and also a lone UPS Driver who say, yeah, I ship ballots across state lines.
	UPS isn't even allowed to transport them.
	So she'll have to back that up.
	And here's something bizarre, which the media latched on to immediately.
	She is essentially saying, don't vote in Georgia.
	And they have a runoff election, too, for the Senate, which would be very important.
	And here's Sidney saying, you shouldn't vote at all.
	I think I would encourage all Georgians to make it known that you will not vote at all until your vote is secure.
	And I mean that regardless of party.
	We can't live in a republic, a free republic, unless we know our votes are legal and secure.
	Yeah, a lot of people took that as a bad, bad thing.
	If you don't have people showing up to vote in the runoff, then they may lose the Senate.
	So that seems like a bad hire right there.
	Now, also in Georgia, Lin Wood.
	And I like Lin Wood, but he really went all in.
	I made it because I was born in America, and America gave me the opportunity to succeed in my life.
	And that's why I love America.
	And that's why I'm going to fight for America.
	And that's why you're going to fight for America.
	It's 1776.
	It's it!
	This is our battle.
	This is our fight.
	This is for our freedom.
	1776 is back.
	Send a message from Georgia.
	The battleground state of Georgia.
	The battle starts here today at Wills Park, in this land, in this place, with these people.
	We're going to take our country back again.
	It's 1776.
	God bless you and God bless America.
	So I kind of play them in reverse, but that gives you an idea of this being a real rally.
	Here he is on the numbers.
	I've looked at the real numbers.
	He won over 410 electoral votes.
	It's actually electrical votes.
	He's got some electrical votes.
	He won over 410 electoral votes.
	He won damn near one every state, including California.
	Including California.
	Plus million votes.
	We're not going to let them steal our election.
	We're not going to let them steal our country.
	And we will die before we'll ever let them steal our freedom.
	You see what I'm saying about tears will come?
	Because it's going to come down to that.
	Because people are sick and tired of it.
	And I think that this is effective.
	It may work.
	People may come out.
	And especially when, as predicted, it all gets blamed on China.
	I'll tell you what I didn't know, because I voted in person at Buckhead Library.
	I never knew that my vote was going to leave Fulton County, pass through Venezuela, Canada, find its way over to Barcelona or Frankfurt, and that I had cast it And we've just learned this on a machine with software that is 75% owned by the Communist Party of China.
	I didn't vote on a Chinese machine.
	I would never have done it.
	There you go.
	So this is Act 4.
	Just the beginning.
	I expect something interesting almost every single day.
	Mainly from the president who is starting us.
	This is it.
	Get your popcorn.
	We'll see where it leads us.
	I'll be watching Netflix.
	Okay, you Hollywood stooge.
	Come on, man.
	1776.
	Do you not stand for the republic?
	It's not 1776 for one thing.
	Oh, that's what Lin Wood said.
	Before we play any Alex Jones, since this is our 1300th show, I want to play some...
	Some classics.
	Some classics.
	Because I want to remind people of some of the stuff that we've done, and we probably could do some of it again.
	We don't do as much of this one.
	This is the one that's titled...
	This is from 2013.
	This is called Classic 13.
	This is one of the...
	I used to do this more.
	I could probably start doing it again.
	When you watch a TV show...
	They put on some bull crap that is just designed...
	I don't know what it's designed to do.
	I mean, the idea is to move the story along.
	Let's get the story moving.
	We'll just make up stuff.
	But at the same time, it poisons the jury pool of the country and makes people think things can be done that can't be done.
	And this was an example from 2013 off the TV show Bones.
	I was able to restore part of the text from the paper scraps that you sent me.
	One contains a fraction, one third, and the letters A-R-G-A-R.
	It comes from the word margarine, and the one-third is a one-third of a cup.
	The papers were from a cookbook.
	Eight different pages.
	Is there any way to tell which cookbook?
	Yeah, I ran the typeface through the Library of Congress database, and I got the name and the date of publication and a lot of tips on how to cook for prisoners.
	It's the Gordon Institutional Recipe Index, 1993 edition.
	This could have easily been one of our no agenda producers.
	This is now reality.
	What in 2013 was funny, now our producers do.
	This is like such nonsense.
	What database of fonts?
	Congressional database of fonts, baby.
	That's so simple.
	They go and they run, oh look, this font was only used in this one cookbook that is used in prisons.
	Yeah.
	Excellent.
	You know, this is really a cheap writer's trick for people who don't have any better ideas.
	So we used to talk about that a little bit more.
	Also, we forgot all about certain things we forgot.
	Okay.
	And one of the things we forgot is this one, which is the classic 2015.
	We don't even talk.
	I've mentioned in the last two or three years, Bernie Madoff.
	This is 2015.
	And this is about Bill 757.
	Our government collected taxes for decades on falsified 1099 to the tune of billions of dollars.
	And they kept it.
	As a matter of fact, the greatest recipient of ill-gotten gains from Bernard Madoff's major crime, it is our government.
	There is a piece of legislation that is standing out right now.
	It is House Bill 757.
	It says an American investor has the right for civic insurance to cover the last statement that they received The brokerage industry does not want 757 to pass because it means they could potentially be on the hook for billions of dollars of additional payments.
	So who wants it passed?
	The American investor.
	Who wants it not to pass?
	Wall Street.
	I don't remember that.
	I don't remember Bill 757.
	I'll remind you what the aspect of it.
	I forgot all about this too.
	People don't realize that the Madoff scam also included the government being in on it by virtue of the fact that when you made fake money on the Madoff investments, which you didn't really have, they'd send you a 1099 with all your profits listed that you had to declare to the government and pay taxes on.
	Whoops!
	And so over the years, and it was years and years that he was doing this, the government cleaned up on bullshit taxes that people were paying on unrealized profits because they received these 1099s from Madoff.
	Huh.
	I just forgot all about that part of the scam.
	It was fuzzy for me.
	You never got that money back.
	No, no.
	He says.
	That's why taxes actually is voluntary.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it is.
	Give us the money.
	What are you going to do?
	Yeah, good luck with that, Wesley.
	Now I have one thing.
	This was, you know, a lot of the things that when you go back, you talk about the stuff going on today, the riots and the complaining and the Black Lives Matter and all of it.
	This really all started during Obama's administration.
	With Occupy.
	Well, not only Occupy, but it was really the Trayvon Martin and the Ferguson, Missouri incidents that triggered all this, and it's still going on.
	Literally, BLM started then.
	Yes, and Trump really is just in a moment in time and it rumbled over him.
	It's really started and it's still going.
	It's got nothing to do with anything except communism.
	Yeah.
	But here's an interesting little report from 2014, right?
	You know, in the middle of the, or just near, I guess, the second half of the Obama administration.
	This is a little incident that was going on in New York City and how they were preoccupied about the New Year's Eve celebration.
	...guard in place, bomb-sniffing dogs, and radiation detectors in the crowd.
	Police will also be monitoring hundreds of cameras in Times Square from inside this command center.
	This as protests against police are expected across the country, from New York to LA, over what protesters are calling oppressive police tactics.
	Already in St.
	Louis, a group arrested after storming police headquarters.
	And back here in Times Square, the people here can't leave and come back, and no backpacks will be allowed anywhere near here.
	Again, the concern is that more than a million people will be here tonight, Elizabeth.
	All right, Gio, thank you so much.
	We're going to turn now to news.
	The irony of listening to these clips and thinking about that period is there was quite a movement of alternative media.
	I'm not counting us in that particular case.
	We're very convinced martial law was coming.
	Obama was going to lock us up.
	Forced vaccinations.
	And the irony of it is, it's kind of happening right now.
	And the same people are welcoming this with open arms.
	Yes, we need suspension of habeas corpus.
	And it's shocking to see how people are calling for that, who were very adamantly worried, I would say, that Obama was going to do all of that.
	And here is the most classic of American Republican presidents, and it looks like we're headed for some of that.
	Maybe not the FEMA camps, but definitely skirmishes.
	That's a good word.
	Skirmishes.
	We'll see.
	We've had skirmishes and there's more skirmishes.
	Sure.
	Our history is littered with skirmish.
	Now, here's another one.
	Here's our friend who we haven't heard from recently because the corona took over from global warming.
	But this is back in 20, this is five years ago.
	This is Bill McKibben, the guy, the 360 guy where you have his X number of parts per million, we're all going to die.
	Oh, yeah.
	And here he is.
	This is five years ago.
	And the end is near.
	Let's play it.
	As we meet here today, the world is almost done with what will be the hottest calendar year in all the years that we have measured temperatures.
	2014 saw the warmest temperatures by far ever recorded in the Northern Pacific.
	It was also the year when we learned, tragically, that the melt of the West Antarctic ice sheet is now irreversible.
	25 years ago, when I wrote the first book-length account of this crisis, none of these wounds could have been predicted, but that's because scientists are conservative.
	The damage has outpaced their forecasts.
	Every ocean, including the one outside these doors, is now 30% more acidic than a generation ago.
	Now, let me stop you here for a moment.
	Five years ago, and now let's fast forward to today, or I should say yesterday.
	Maybe it was the day before.
	Joe Biden introducing his cabinet.
	Actually, this was the economic team.
	The economic team, which includes the former New York banker's favorite, A schoolmate, Janet Yellen, who is much younger than she appears.
	Janet Yellen told us exactly what's coming, and she is, I believe she would be Secretary of the Treasury, which is, wow, that's a great spot for her.
	Wall Street loves her.
	Look at what NASDAQ is doing.
	Every day that gets close to December 14th, Janet Yellen's looking more and more proud.
	We'll love it, love it, love it.
	And she took it to heart.
	She knows what side her bread is buttered.
	She not only uses my favorite term, she explains exactly what it means to build back better.
	Out of our collective pain as a nation, we will find collective purpose to control the pandemic and build our economy back better than before.
	Ah, what does that mean?
	To rebuild our infrastructure and create better jobs.
	To invest in our workforce.
	To advance racial equity and make sure the economic recovery includes everyone.
	To address the climate crisis with American ingenuity and American jobs.
	There you go.
	That's your Build Back Better plan right there.
	A couple of things.
	First of all, she keeps talking about collectivism.
	That's communism.
	So we just let that slide.
	But I want to ask you, how do you invest in In our workforce.
	How is that different than just giving somebody a job?
	Why do you invest?
	I want to know.
	Because I don't know.
	I've heard people like to say this constantly.
	Oh, we have to invest in our workforce.
	What does that mean?
	Buy them a car?
	No, I'm going to take a stab at it.
	Because words matter.
	And when they say these things, we've got to think about it.
	I believe when we talk about the good-paying green jobs, green union jobs, I think the investment means while we get rid of fossil fuel industry and you're laid off and we are creating the solar factories and the windmill plants,
	We will pay you a basic income to hold you over, to invest to make sure you're still hungry enough, but not too hungry that you're starving, that you can't help us build back better once we're ready for you.
	That's what makes sense.
	It's UBI until we need you.
	That's investing in your workforce.
	Well, I'm not going to argue the point.
	I'm just, I'm going to keep it open.
	But don't you think that makes sense?
	$1,500.
	Yeah, I think UBI is on the table.
	Just hungry enough.
	You're not quite starving.
	And you can always hit the food bank.
	But you'll be strong enough when we're ready for you to chain you to the machine.
	Slave.
	Depressing.
	Okay, here we go.
	It's not really depressing.
	Here's another one.
	This is one that we should all pay attention to.
	This is the clip.
	I found this from another five years ago on Encryption Works.
	I thought this was funny.
	Meanwhile, another round of documents from Snowden, published by Der Spiegel, show some encryption tactics have successfully thwarted spying by the National Security Agency.
	An NSA document describes, quote, catastrophic levels of difficulty penetrating the communications of users who employed a combination of different encryption technologies.
	Yeah, and this is interesting because it's active today, only they may be doing a way or they may come up with a way to mess with encryption in the following manner.
	Right now, the IRS is coming up with rules for Bitcoin.
	So if you have Bitcoin, if you bought Bitcoin, if you sold it, if you sold goods and services for it, it looks like the IRS will treat all of that as capital gains on top of income.
	We don't know, really.
	They're working on something to come up with a way to do this.
	But as a part of it...
	There's serious discussion about forbidding encrypted wallets at the end user.
	So they're saying, well, if you can have cryptocurrency, you can have Bitcoin, but someone else has to basically hold the keys.
	Yeah, you have the keys, so you can open it up, but someone else has to have that.
	And if they push that through, that encryption is exactly the same encryption you would use for an email or something else.
	So they're trying to get rid of the end-to-end encryption on the user side.
	Not that I think it's possible, but they could certainly take everything out of the App Store, I guess.
	And they want to do that, I think, to get rid of all encryption under the guise of it's ruining the dollar or America or whatever.
	I think that's coming.
	And it's been a long time.
	And Bill Barr, up front, he's the number one guy who wants encryption done away with.
	He's ex-CIA. Hello?
	And are you ever ex?
	Well, that's the question.
	I used to discuss this on my old radio show.
	And it's as if...
	But I've worked in a...
	In an enforcement agency at the Air Pollution District, and anybody that does anything, especially at the federal level, because I always notice that the local guys seem to have more on the ball than the state guys, and the state guys have more on the ball than the federal guys.
	They like the idea of sitting back and just listening in, and never having any...
	It's a roadblock to finding out anything.
	They don't want encryption because it would make their job too difficult.
	They'd have to do some work.
	They don't want to do any work.
	It's just as simple as that.
	Yeah, it's too much work.
	Too much work.
	You don't work for the federal government.
	You work for the federal government to make money, not to do anything.
	And with all this talk of...
	QFS, the quantum financial system, the, I think, $300 million invested in the quantum resource center.
	What are you guys waiting for?
	You're telling me you don't have quantum computers that can reverse engineer encryption?
	Seriously?
	Well, that's very pathetic.
	Too much work.
	Too much work.
	All right, before we take our second break...
	Well, before I get to the last clip...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	And the last clip is probably, I think, indicative of all the clips, of all the shows, for all the years.
	And this is clip classic 14, Bezos.
	Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos is recovering from kidney stones and is praising the international effort that rescued him.
	Bezos was on a cruise around the Galapagos Islands on New Year's Day when he became ill.
	The Ecuadorian Navy took him by helicopter to Baltra Island, and then a private plane took him back to the U.S. for emergency surgery.
	Amazon says Bezos emailed his company today, giving the Navy five stars and the kidney stone zero stars.
	Oh, God.
	Bezos.
	Now the most hated man in the world.
	We had some empathy for him.
	We had empathy for him back then.
	Poor Jeff.
	Poor guy had a kidney stone.
	The entire government of the country in the United States would fly him to Washington and give me a break.
	Take him off his own yacht.
	Exactly.
	Come on, man!
	It's a little bit early in the season, but we have our first sighting in the wild.
	Thank you very much to our producer, I believe, in Indiana.
	Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing like a Secret Santa promotion from Walmart to get the holiday season kickin'.
	An anonymous donor practiced the gift of giving by paying off $1,000 worth of Lelway orders at Apple Glen's Walmart.
	According to Walmart store manager Lori Oaks, Walmart typically gets a couple of Good Samaritans to come in once or twice during Lelway season and donate a certain dollar amount for Lelway orders.
	Typically they'll have stipulations where they want to focus on the Lelways that have toys on them versus the electronics or the furniture, just kind of take care of the kids a little bit more.
	The donor's $1,000 was able to take care of four to five accounts.
	Durcell told me that the gifts on Lelway was for his eight-year-old son, and even though his balance was nearly paid off, it was still a relief to have his balance taken care of.
	I want to say thank you.
	It was a huge surprise.
	Absolutely the spirit of giving.
	In a year when everything has been so bad, this was just wonderful.
	Now listen to the tag of this report and you tell me if this is real or a commercial endorsement.
	And I'm, you know, say thank you, speaking for all the other families that were affected by this.
	Now if you want to donate, it's not too late.
	Walmart's layaway season is still going on.
	What the hell is this?
	They're soliciting this donation for layaway.
	I thought it was supposed to be like a good Samaritan.
	Now they're just openly, hey, if you want to participate, the layaway is still going on.
	What the hell is this?
	One of our producers sent us some stuff on this.
	This is going on.
	It irked me for two reasons.
	One, normally we predict this, because this has been going on every year we've ever done this show.
	I didn't expect it.
	You know, I'm watching my girlfriend, Sydney.
	It came early.
	Christmas came early.
	So we didn't get to predict it was going to happen, but I'm going to say right now, I predict, and I'm beating you on this, next Christmas...
	Yes.
	This story will re-emerge once again.
	I'm gonna show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Yeah, I've got a couple of people I want to just call out right away.
	She sent a card in.
	These are maybe, I think they're on the list, but I'm going to call them in anyway.
	Dame Knight, $50.
	I think she's on there somewhere.
	These are cards that were sent in?
	These are cards that came in.
	Katie Palindrani.
	Katie Palindrani.
	She sent us some goat karma.
	She actually sent, I think, one of the little goat karma noisemakers.
	Oh, I'll send it to you if you haven't got one, because I already have one.
	No, I don't have...
	Well, I have to check my P.O. box, but I haven't seen one, no.
	And then Kathy...
	Oh, man.
	It looks like Kathy Gilt, but it's not.
	It's Kathy Gilt or Gilt?
	Gilt?
	She sent some...
	I think she sent $100, and I'm thankful for no agenda.
	You guys rock.
	Water and blankets are on the way.
	Oh, good.
	We're saved.
	We're saved.
	And she sent a nice card in.
	Somebody else sent a card in that's just unbelievable, but it had to do with something else.
	Well, I like that you've got the new flatbed scanner, because I get a copy of the notes.
	Yeah.
	I wouldn't mind, I mean, I know it's a lot of work, but I wouldn't mind seeing, if there's a pretty card, I'd like to see the front.
	I'll tell Jay to scan both sides.
	Oh, Jay's doing that?
	Cool.
	Yeah, please.
	It's nice.
	She got suckered into it somehow.
	Well, hello.
	Actually, the one from Katie.
	Does she pay rent?
	She doesn't pay rent.
	Keep these kids working.
	Send her a note.
	The one from Katie is a really pretty card.
	It's like handmade or something.
	I'm not even sure.
	Oh, nice.
	It's just nice printing.
	Although she says, anyways, with a Z. I'm sending lots of goat karma to us.
	Okay.
	Well, let's thank these people that are on this list here in the meantime.
	Let's hammer it to home.
	Sir James O'Brien in Bedford, Massachusetts.
	$131.33.
	Now, the following people are $130 donors.
	It's $130 donors, and this would be just names and locations.
	And these are all celebratory donations.
	More than the four we had last time, we have quite a few.
	And Dame Jay of the Angry Clouds came in.
	Wayne Larcombe in Sunnybanks, Queensland, Australia came in.
	Dennis Woods in Traverse City, Michigan.
	The famous Traverse City.
	Cool place.
	I've been there.
	Baron Gordon Walton in Austin.
	Yeah, he's given that to his daughter, Catherine, who's on her way to damehood.
	John D. in Alpharetta, Georgia.
	Thomas Hurtato, parts unknown.
	Sir Ruard of the Marconess in Houghton, Netherlands.
	Sir John Knight of St.
	Patrick, patron saint of the engineers.
	I'll get it out.
	In Heber Springs, Arkansas.
	Sir John says, just wow.
	Wow.
	Debbie J. Cornyn in the Cornyn Drugstore in Pinscher Creek, Alberta, Canada.
	That's nice.
	We should ask her about the codeine and aspirin.
	She has a whole note about that.
	What'd she say?
	She says you were asking about the ban of over-the-counter codeine with aspirin sales in Canada and Navy.
	The bottom line is our feds have decided to punish those who bought and used it legally because of the opioid crisis.
	We must now get a prescription.
	I have rather jaundiced view about this crisis as we still have safe injection sites that I know are to help stop the spread of HIV, etc., but do nothing to help addicts.
	Yeah, so that's why.
	So you can't have the cool codeine anymore.
	Yeah, thank you, Canada.
	Thanks, Scandinavia.
	Blame Canada.
	I wonder if I... Well, I have a...
	That's interesting.
	What?
	Let's send a note to her and ask her some questions.
	Because that stuff is great.
	Because there's not enough coding to do anything, but it just really is a nice balance.
	By the way, she forgot to ask for dedouching the last time, so we'll give her that.
	You've been dedouched.
	Yes, go ahead.
	Onward with its 130s.
	Kelly McKeown in Flanagan or Kelly McKeown Flanagan in McCall, Idaho.
	Please add my douchebag husband Tom Flanagan to the birthday list.
	Yes.
	Do you want douchebagging for me?
	Douchebag!
	Tom.
	Brian Moss in Sorancho Santa Margarita.
	Dennis Sturko in Seaside Park, New Jersey.
	Linda Soffer in Philadelphia, PA. Colleen Garrett in Cary, North Carolina.
	I've been there, too.
	Nice place.
	Ronald Ham.
	Parts unknown.
	Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms in Northville, Michigan.
	Nice, Sir Cal.
	Thank you.
	Il Pope de...
	Ciclismo and Spin Master.
	In Bothell, Washington.
	Master, I'm sorry.
	Sir Asset of the Scandinavian Woods in Cortese, Ontario.
	Randy Carlson in Paw Rump, Nevada.
	Used to be a fabulous whorehouse there.
	Sir Dodger of Panhandle in Pensacola, Florida.
	Sean in Perth, but he's in Perth.
	Yeah, Perth, Western Australia.
	Jennifer Rannick in Salisbury, Maryland.
	And that's it.
	That's our group.
	Thank you.
	Nice.
	Thank you for the 1300 Wishes group.
	Group.
	You group.
	Good group.
	Onward with Dizzy Blanchard and $101.01 from South Royalton, Vermont.
	Marcello McGinn Massumechi somewhere.
	I don't know where.
	First donation.
	What does he say there?
	His fiancée and I are going to buy a house.
	Yes.
	And also, Dizzy Blanchard is also a first-timer and wants to deduce.
	You've been deduced.
	A lot of work for the back office today.
	All right.
	D-douching is usually nothing that's highlighted.
	We have to catch it by hand.
	Baron Ladekin in Houston, Texas.
	Christopher Dugan in Bristol, Rhode Island.
	These are $100 donors.
	John Robinet, $100.
	Oh, that is Sir John Robinet.
	It is, it is.
	Sir Sean in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
	I think we could take over this state if we wanted to.
	James C. Cantalini in New York.
	Sir John Knowles, the Baron of Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
	Another place we have a stronghold, 8008.
	Barron Mark Tanner in Whittier, California, 80.
	Trish Ryan, 77.
	Sir Got Nate, 6969 in Sebastopol, California.
	Knight of Twin Peaks, Sir Billy Bones.
	Billy Bones.
	Billy Bones. And Hacksore, 68-76.
	Billy Bones.
	Billy Bones.
	Barry Boniface in Newport News, Virginia, 6733.
	Billy Bones was 6876.
	Sir Fahrenheit is 6545.
	And he's in California, Pennsylvania.
	I can't believe there's a town named California.
	Sir Chris of the Isle of Wight in Covington, Louisiana.
	65.
	I love it too.
	Isle of Wight in Louisiana.
	Yeah.
	Lewis Bragg in Salisbury, North Carolina.
	Adriana Oporto in Temecula, California.
	Daniel Langman in Victoria, B.C. Sir Slardabart Fast.
	Slardabart Fast, yes.
	Give the crinkly bits in Hope, Rhode Island, 65.
	Now, the 65 was half a 130?
	Yeah, 65, right.
	Right, so it's also a celebratory number.
	I could just read these off, too.
	Okay, these are all $65 donations that celebrate the show.
	Natalie Williams in Meadowbrook, Alabama.
	Not Jake in Thompson, Connecticut.
	Sir James Knight of Da Region in Crown Point, Indiana.
	Sir Carey's Baron of Greater Boston in Dracut, Massachusetts.
	Sir Mile High Mark, Arvada, Colorado.
	Patrick Schmerkowitz, I think.
	Jay Cotaccini in Austin, Texas.
	Natasha Natassia.
	Holler in Portland, Oregon.
	And Natasha says, credit towards survive of the virtual reality since he keeps forgetting to donate.
	Now, there's a woman for you.
	Yeah.
	Nice.
	Good.
	A good woman.
	Yeah.
	Carolina Derenberg in Amsterdam.
	Yes, she's relatively new, and we're happy to have her.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	She'll donate more in the future.
	Joe Conti, Montreal, Quebec.
	Uh, Canada.
	Sir Dave Pugh, Baron of the Pew Pews.
	Tim Powers in Purcell.
	Dave Pugh is in Massillon, Ohio.
	And Tim Powers is in Purcell, Oklahoma.
	Steve Crummey in El Cajon, California.
	Matthew Andruch, Andruch, Andruch, Andruch, something, in Peoria, Illinois.
	Mansoor Rad, R-A-A-D, in Alpharetta, Georgia.
	John Greiner in Hendersonville, Tennessee.
	He actually sent us some notes.
	Survive of the virtual reality in Portland.
	So we did.
	Survive.
	We did donate.
	Good.
	She spurred him on.
	Let me pick it up.
	Jennifer Slayer, 5678.
	Joshua Walcos in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 55-55.
	We've got Zachary Schwartz from Florida with 55-55.
	Brian...
	Your Florida guy needs a de-douching.
	Oh!
	You've been de-douched.
	He also wants that Lord of the Birthday list, which you do have, and he squeezed in a douchebag call-out for my sister-in-law.
	Douchebag!
	You bet.
	Brian Furley in Littleton, Colorado, double nickels on the dime.
	Sir Luke, the Viscount of London, with double nickels on the dime.
	Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits, double nickels on the dime from Tacoma, Washington.
	Sir Andrew Gardner, he's also been around for a long time, 5150 in Leonardtown, Maryland.
	And we've got to go with, wait, Andrew Gardner's got a douchebag call-out for Sir Elliot Gardner.
	And Joel in Pittsburgh.
	And Joel in Pittsburgh.
	Two douchebags!
	One more shot.
	Two douchebags!
	Sir Douglas Engstrom, $50.13.
	Chris de Schrevel, I believe, in Austin, in the Netherlands, $500.50.
	And wait...
	I have to mention that he says in his little note, Adam is still beloved in our country.
	Oh, that's nice to know.
	Let me in.
	I'd like to see my daughter after a year.
	I haven't seen her in a year.
	Yeah, well.
	Sucks.
	Timothy Moore.
	And these are the $50 donors.
	Arlington, Texas.
	James Chemaretta in Napa Notch, New York.
	Luis Ortiz, Jacksonville Beach, Florida.
	Bradley Ledden, Parts Unknown.
	David Beach in San Antone in Texas.
	Johnny Culver in Lincoln, Alabama.
	And it's his birthday.
	We'll be celebrating that here on the list.
	Riley Reid, Queensland, Australia, and Michael Janowski from Lindora, Pennsylvania, Dayton Nolan from Queens Creek, Arizona, Andrew Oxenham from Knoxville, Tennessee, Brian Watson from Raleigh,
	North Carolina, Aichi Kitagawa from San Francisco, Dame Knight, Janice Glover, Edmonds, Washington, and that wraps up our final $50 producer donation for episode number 13 of the best It's all up to you guys.
	Thank you so much.
	And of course, thanks to everyone who came in under those amounts.
	I think we had something else.
	Do we have a 13 for the...
	No, I never put that as a special.
	A lot of people donated it.
	Okay, good.
	Well, we appreciate that.
	People under 50 are doing so to be anonymous or they're on one of our many programs, which is exactly what helps us with a bit of sustainment, sustaining producerships, and you can find those.
	At our fabulous website.
	I give you some nice goat karma for everybody who needs it for your health, for your jobs, and for producing episode 1300 of the No Agenda Show.
	Thank you for your courage.
	You've got karma.
	Indeed, we do have quite the list.
	First of all, DC Girl says happy birthday to Big Lump.
	Sir J-Boy, happy birthday to a smoking hot sweet baby who turned 46 on November 30th.
	Don Marotta, happy birthday to a smoking hot milf Audra Matthews who turned 42 on December 1st.
	Zachary Schwartz says happy birthday to his mom, Laura.
	She also celebrated on the 1st.
	Sir Fahrenheit turns 45 today.
	Congratulations.
	Kelly McCune Flanagan.
	Happy birthday to her douchebag husband, Tom Flanagan, who turns 68 tomorrow.
	Kathy Appleby turned 23.
	She'll be young today, 8th of December.
	And Vincent Padula, Vinny, says happy birthday to her son, Francesco, who turned 15 on December 14th.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	Yes.
	Shake and turn.
	I'm doing a million things at once here.
	Yes, title changes we have.
	We have a number of them.
	We start off with Dame Jennifer, who now becomes the Baroness of...
	Well, she has to let us know exactly what she wants to be the Baroness of.
	It's all good with us.
	Sir Dreb Scott, Earl at Large, now a Duke.
	Sir Benjamin Nidus is the Viscount of San Francisco.
	Sir Christopher Kessler, also a Baron without a protector that we're aware of, but thank you.
	We'll mark it up when you let us know.
	Jim Irvine, Knight of the RV, becomes Baron of the RV, and Andrew Jones, Viscount of America's Mountain as of today, thanks to his additional support of the best podcasts in the universe in the amount of $1,000 or more.
	That's how you get to these extra titles.
	It's also how you get to knighthood.
	You okay?
	I almost lost the mic.
	You know, I thought I heard you fumbling with it during the birthdays.
	It's okay?
	I mean, it's unraveling again?
	No, it's like I had my foot.
	My foot was actually...
	The mic cord was twisted around my foot.
	Oh, you just can't get good stuff these days.
	Equipment's just no good.
	We have a couple of nightings and damings.
	So, yes, we do.
	And I have Masa Ward.
	I got the double edge.
	Woo!
	Double edge, baby!
	Brian Chase, sweet baby.
	Vincent Padula.
	Lee North, Bobby Appleby, and Kathy Appleby.
	All of you up here on the podium, please.
	I am very, very happy to see you here on episode number 13.
	And proud to induct you into the round table of the Noah Jenner Knights and Dames.
	And I hereby pronounce the KV... That's what we have here for you now.
	And of course, we also have the mutton and mead, which is a favorite.
	The roundtable's busy today.
	Good to see you all here.
	And after you have your accoutrements, please head over to noagendanation.com slash rings.
	Eric the Schill will take your deets and make sure that we get out the stylin' knight and or dame ring, whichever is appropriate for you, along with your sealing wax and your official certificate of Of authenticity that you are not just a producer, not any old producer.
	You are a knight or a dame of the No Agenda Roundtable, and we thank you for your courage.
	No Agenda Meetup!
	It's not your party!
	Yeah, we got a couple meetups on the calendar.
	Remember, in these Rona lockdown times, it is a protest, so you can go to noagendameetups.com or noagendaprotests.com and prove to whoever is asking you questions if you are really at a legitimate protest, and you can say, yes, it was scheduled.
	And we have a reschedule for that very reason.
	I think it was scheduled for today.
	Oh no, here we go.
	For tomorrow, the Breathe Easy Speakeasy in Bothell, due to the tyrannical Lord Emperor J. F. Inslee's reign of terror, I guess this is Washington State, the restaurant hosting us has been shut down effective this Saturday, therefore the Bothell meetup has been rescheduled to this Friday on an emergency basis.
	Let's show some support for this small business.
	Great idea.
	Sir Jared and Stephanie hosting for you.
	Also on Friday, Karawartha Cottage County Meetup in Ontario.
	And this has also been updated.
	Make sure you see what Sir Richard Knight of the Kawarthas has planned for you by going to noagendameetups.com.
	On Saturday, the Springfield, Missouri Super Spreader event, 2 o'clock at Lindbergh's Tavern.
	And Caleb is organizing for you on the 6th.
	On Sunday, we'll be doing a show, but there will be a No Agenda meetup at 11 a.m.
	Eastern time at the Free Street Festival in historic Wybers Ybor City Centennial Park.
	Dude named Ben is taking care of you.
	Also on Sunday, the Philadelphia Local 76, a climate change Christmas extravaganza at the German Christmas Market in downtown Philly.
	That should be fun, actually.
	Maybe Brian the Gay Crusader will join that meetup.
	I think he's in Philly these days.
	Keep wanting to meet that guy, too.
	Then on the horizon for December 12th, Eastern North Carolina, New Orleans, Houston, Texas, Columbus, Ohio, and Pittsburgh.
	On the 19th, a brand new entry in Anchorage, Alaska.
	We have Montreal, Garden Grove, California, and Nashville, the Noel Agenda.
	These are all places where you can meet up with people who listen to this program, who produce this show, who will have no triggering thoughts to communicate to you, and you can't trigger them because, well, we're like a community, a cult.
	It's like a party!
	Noagendameetups.com Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days It's like a party.
	It's like a party.
	Like a party.
	Well?
	Yes?
	Anyone want some party atmosphere?
	I would like a party.
	I'd like a party.
	We got the Alex Jones.
	Just give me one or two and we can move on.
	No, this is a three-part series.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	All right, let's go.
	It's on population control.
	Now, I think Jones has really come into his own since he's getting booted off all the major things.
	And so he's unimpeded by anything except whatever is going through his head.
	So let's talk about population control with Alex Jones on population control.
	And they hear about brain chips from Klaus Schwab.
	They're already comfortable with it because they've been preconditioned.
	Back at an early age, the system teaching rebellion in their children against their parents because you don't want Klaus Schwab's Neuralink.
	It's all peer pressure.
	Oh, it's so cool.
	Get your brain chip.
	We're going to have kiosks now at the mall.
	Where you just go and you sign the waiver form and a robot puts a chip in your brain.
	That's not Alex Jones saying that 20 years ago.
	That's in the news now.
	That's happening.
	And because the people don't have any operating system, any consciousness, because they're not hooked into God anymore.
	They've been cut off from God.
	They will just download whatever they're told by the system.
	But when you actually read what Klaus Schwab, what Ted Turner, what Bill Gates, what Prince Philip, what Prince Charles says, they believe they're humans because they control their mind and know what's going on.
	They believe you're an animal because you don't stand up for yourself.
	They believe that they have a right to kill you.
	Now, if you're a new listener and you're like, this guy's pretty far out.
	No, I'm not the far out one.
	Why don't you just type in Ted Turner depopulation?
	And you'll see his quotes in Forbes magazine and in Fortune and in CNN. Just type it in.
	Click images, too.
	They'll have memes with a quote.
	Saying a population of 500 to 300 million would be ideal.
	He also put that up on his Georgia Guidestones.
	So we can talk about the election, and we can talk about Trump, we can talk about the New World Order.
	And there's another quote.
	A total population of 250 to 300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels would be ideal.
	I found quotes of him in the 80s saying 500 to 300 million.
	There's only one flaw.
	Well, there's a couple maybe.
	There's a huge flaw in this.
	This is a recent issue.
	It was recent on Brighteon.
	You know, it's not healthy for you to watch that.
	No, it's not, because you've come up with this stuff.
	Ted Turner is a vegetable.
	He has Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.
	He is near death.
	He cannot...
	Go look at the Jane Fonda documentary from a couple years ago.
	He's toast.
	So this is just not a good argument.
	That's not a good argument.
	I don't know.
	There's worse stuff than that.
	I didn't clip it.
	In terms of debatable.
	This is debatable.
	Well, yeah, it's debatable.
	He's on a roll.
	Let's listen to clip two.
	The higher level orders of this, they say, hey, we're totally getting rid of all humans.
	We're following a transmission from an advanced civilization.
	It's interdimensional.
	It tells us, it gives us the plans.
	If we kill everybody, we get to live forever.
	If we don't, we're dead.
	But we're going to merge.
	They gave us the blueprints.
	We believe it.
	Because they are in contact with aliens.
	It's interdimensional.
	And by the way, you're like, God, you sound crazy.
	No, no, no.
	This is what they believe.
	Notice, they don't make fun of me in the news saying this.
	This is what they're getting, all this.
	Darwin had hallucinations, Charles Darwin, and was given the theory of species.
	Well, I'm not so against this.
	Honestly.
	Okay, well, then you want to hear...
	Well, wait, wait, and the reason why...
	Is because your own theory was the guy who invented the transistor was his only invention and went away.
	And you even, I think, said that this seemed like this was some off-world technology that had been gifted to him nothing before and nothing since.
	I'm not going to deny this.
	Okay.
	But that's a lot to do with Philip Corso's book.
	But let's continue where he gets a little more.
	I think he does a good rap here with part three.
	Galton, his other family member, they would have seances and take drugs, DMT, and they would come up with this.
	This is in mainline history books.
	You've got to dig, but it's there.
	So they did black magic rituals 170 years ago to come up with all this, and now they built it and they did it.
	So you can say what you want.
	I don't know if this is real.
	I don't know if there's really intelligence doing this.
	The Bible says there is.
	I'm just saying as a scientific person looking at this, I know the globalists follow this.
	They believe they're getting interdimensional information, just like in the movie Buckaroo Bonsai, a great B movie.
	They believe they're getting information over the ether to build this.
	And they've been being sent the transmission forever.
	You can go back to the most ancient civilization 6,000 years ago in the Sanskrit and the hieroglyphs, and they said, we are made up of a double helix of snakes.
	And, you know, they say that creatures came from the dog star, Sirius, to tell them this.
	And then they make the movie, you know, the new alien movies all about it.
	They are telling you all of this, okay?
	And so they got a transmission.
	They built it.
	And it says, kill everybody and I'll give you the final codes.
	Now, you know Satan's a deceit.
	And so, obviously, they're not going to be given...
	Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates are not going to be given eternal life.
	But they're so...
	They're like ham radio operators, you know.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Transmission from Japan or something.
	They're like excited, you know.
	And they've gotten this information.
	And that's really what this is.
	Just like the Bible says, there is a fallen entity out of our sight, but another dimension...
	That we have free will, that we're more advanced But we're in an embryonic stage, a larval stage, and if it can convince us to destroy ourselves, it will do it and take control and have us build its escape mechanism.
	I thought you were going to have clips to make fun of.
	He's just making sense.
	Oh, please.
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	Then, okay.
	Well, this is the second half of show stuff, which is another thing.
	After 1,300 shows, we don't do enough.
	We don't do enough of this.
	You know why?
	Because I think I got tired of you mocking me for it.
	That was part of the gag.
	No, I got old.
	Okay, well, here we go.
	Alex, but then I have to do it.
	Are we done with you now?
	I don't understand the point.
	It's not funny.
	It's just true.
	Okay, well, let's go with Alex Jones' bonus.
	Thank you.
	Get to the end.
	And that's what this is.
	So you're not in a science fiction movie.
	It's not a dystopic novel.
	It's 2020.
	And you have the head of the Davos group saying with the British Prime Minister that Bill Gates will head the G7 this year.
	And G.G. Ping is in command as well.
	So it's Bill Gates and G.G. Ping are basically...
	Bill Gates represents the West.
	G.G. Ping represents China in the East.
	And they're all simpatico.
	They're all aligned.
	And they've announced, we're going to put in your body...
	An mRNA shot that changes your DNA and merges you with a silicon identity and changes you.
	And they're like, oh, by the way, you're all going to get sick when we do it.
	So they're even getting everyone ready, okay?
	And so it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on.
	And you can electrocute yourself.
	You can have your heart stopped and do it.
	You can take DMT and do it.
	Put that trailer back up.
	They're telling you to break through the other side.
	And boy, when they do it, do they break through.
	And Buckaroo Bonsai, the movie's telling you exactly what happens.
	When he goes through the wall to the other side, he don't come back the same dude.
	That's why DMT and all this stuff is so dangerous.
	But before people even knew about DMT, they took it from plants and things that had DMT, that broke down the DMT in the body.
	But the other thing is, again, being suffocated, being strangled, also puts you into it.
	So, that's how it works, ladies and gentlemen.
	I like the first bit.
	I'm on board with the Klaus Schwab.
	You bitch about these clips, but you're laughing.
	You laughed.
	They weren't funny, and then you laughed and laughed.
	You're not going to get any sympathy from me.
	That was six minutes, which could have been condensed to two.
	No, he's on a roll.
	No, but this is old.
	He's got the ham radio gag in there.
	That was good.
	He's got the DMT gag.
	But the DMT thing I disagree with.
	That's horseshit.
	I disagree with him saying that.
	The main thing is, yes, population control, yes.
	And I do think it's the Davos crowd.
	It's Bill Gates.
	And that's what the vaccines are about.
	Get a clue, people.
	Get a clue.
	For a better life beyond your freedom.
	Build back And with that, episode 1300 comes to a close.
	As it should.
	As it should.
	Thank you all for supporting the show.
	We'll do it all again on Sunday.
	Look forward to your support.
	Remember us at dvorak.org slash n-a.
	And let's see, we've got Ender Show Mixes.
	Ah, two good ones.
	We've got Jesse Coy Nelson with the classic compilation.
	We've got Rexo Solo rolling one out for us, dropping a beat.
	And Nick the Rat Show coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com if you're listening to it live.
	And thank you all for helping us produce these past 1,300 episodes.
	We look forward to doing several more.
	Coming to you from Austin, Texas, Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the drone star state.
	We are in FEMA region number 6 on the governmental maps where I'm picking out my plots.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley.
	Oh, whoop!
	Gina Haskell's going out for something.
	It looks like she's heading the other way again.
	She's probably shopping.
	I'm John C. DeVorek.
	We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
	Remember, dvorak.org slash na until Sunday.
	Adios, mofos!
	and such.
	No agenda.
	No agenda.
	Well, happy 500, John.
	Wow, very few people can do 500 of anything.
	No agenda!
	No agenda!
	This is show 600.
	600.
	Hey!
	Hey, John.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations to you.
	Yes.
	Congratulations, everybody.
	700 episodes.
	700 shows.
	700 shows.
	It's astonishing.
	Congratulations, man.
	Congratulations to you.
	There you go.
	Big 800, everybody.
	Big 100.
	Well, first, congratulations on show 900.
	Oh, I almost forgot.
	Yes, congratulations.
	Look at that little horn.
	Oh, um, I have a horn here somewhere, don't I? You know, I was actually getting the horns ready when that guy from ACLU called.
	All right, everybody, congratulations.
	Show number 900.
	Congratulations to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	All ships have seen boots on the ground.
	Congratulations to everybody who helped do this show so we got to the point where we're at.
	Show 1000.
	That's right.
	When you hear the horn, you know we're happy.
	The revelers are having the time of their life.
	Celebrating 1,100 episodes and broadcasting live from the capital of the Drone Star Stadium, downtown Austin Tejas.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where 1,100 is a lucky number.
	Congratulations, John.
	We made it.
	Yes.
	1,200 episodes.
	And to think that 1,100 episodes ago, I said, hey, I think we had a good one.
	Yeah.
	Yes, seriously.
	We should dredge that show off.
	I think we should wrap it in a hundred shows.
	Yeah, we're done a hundred shows, man.
	It's good.
	It's like, let's just call it a day.
	That will happen on Thursday.
	Please join us for that.
	No agenda show.
	Thirteen hundred shows on Thursday.
	It will be our big one, three, double O. We hope you join up because...
	New Argentina!
	No agenda.
	No agenda.
	Adios, mofo.
	Adios, mofo.
	Pop the champagne, boys.
	We celebrate tonight.
	We got bong hits and bourbon.
	We got mutton and mead.
	The round table's lit.
	It's too bad I'm not a knight yet.
	But best believe I'm on my way.
	I'm on an eight-card zephyr, just a runaway slave.
	You want to borrow my headphones on a show day?
	I say the same thing that John says when you tell him stay safe.
	But for real, let's raise our glasses and toast to the best podcast in the universe.
	Not a joke.
	There's not enough time, talent, or treasure that we could ever throw to match the value we receive from these two goats, man.
	1,300 episodes and never had a fight.
	Pop the champagne, boys.
	We celebrate tonight.
	We got red boys and chardonnay.
	Hookers and blow.
	The round table's lit.
	It's too bad I'm not a knight yet.
	But y'all better save me a seat.
	It won't be long now, I'm already at 333.
	Just a roganite, you can't wait to hear it.
	I pronounce the KV, Serexo of Pluso.
	Donut got a nice ring to it, but for real.
	Let's raise our glasses and toast.
	May all exit strategies continue to be ghosts.
	I'm sorry guys, but go on and say oh brother.
	Cause the slaves of Noah Jenner Nation are gonna need another 1300 episodes.
	And we don't mind if you fight.
	We're still popping champagne cause we're celebrating tonight.
	We got bong hits and bourbon.
	We got mutton and mead.
	The round table's lit.
	I can't wait to be a knight.
	The best podcast in the universe.
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