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Honk, honk, honk.
Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
It's Thursday, October 22nd, 2020.
This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 1288.
This is No Agenda.
The test and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where if we don't get our way, we just walk out.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
I'm not walking out on you.
You walking out on me?
No, but the Democrats walked out on the committee, the judicial committee, to...
Oh, there goes a Zephyr.
Hold on.
Oh, hold on, everybody.
Hold on a second.
Oh, my goodness.
One, two, three, four, five...
What?
Six cars.
Six cars.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a disastrous Zephyr report.
That's right.
Six cars.
Way below average.
Tell the guys at Squawk Box, CNBC, Bitcoin is almost $13,000.
Oh, my God!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
We haven't seen six cars since the height of the pandemic.
This is bad.
Well, we're back in it, baby.
According to the news guys.
We've got infection rate, infection rate, infectious.
We're all going to die, lock it down.
But let's talk about the Democrats first.
Yeah, okay.
So they walked out of the Judicial Committee, just the whole group.
Wait a minute, the ones on the panel?
The Senators?
What was the...
Why?
Why?
Well, they figured that Lindsey Graham's a moron and doesn't know how to circumvent these issues.
And once they left, then there's no quorum, and so without a quorum, we can't vote on this.
This is what they were threatening.
I didn't think they would actually do it.
Oh, yeah.
So Lindsey says what they do, because you have a majority, you can suspend the rules.
Oh, my goodness.
So he's going to suspend the rules, and then they'll just vote whatever they want?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What is...
This is great.
What a time to be alive.
Remember a couple of years?
This is during the Obama...
This started a while before Trump, by the way.
Do you remember during the Obama administration, it was during our show, where the Democrats in the House did a sit-in?
Oh my goodness, I forgot about that.
I wonder if we have a clip from those days.
They did a sit-in in their own house.
Um...
And they locked...
Didn't they lock the door?
I don't know if they locked the door or not.
I think they did.
I think I recall that.
It was a while ago.
Sit in.
I don't see anything.
It is a long time ago.
Yeah, it's a long time ago.
But sure, I remember it.
I remember that.
I remember it.
If I recall correctly, they actually...
Wait, here it is.
Sit in.
Maybe this is it.
Time now to the other headline we're following right now, the dramatic sit-in on Capitol Hill.
2016.
Members of Congress suddenly staging a protest on the floor of the House, sitting down, demanding action on gun control.
They are still sitting there tonight.
A longtime civil rights icon, Congressman John Lewis, saying this is about the right to vote on this.
President Obama thanking Congressman Lewis today, but here's the question, will there be a vote?
Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan said just moments ago.
ABC's Jonathan Karl on Capitol Hill tonight.
Yeah, so that's something they like to do.
They're out of control, these people.
June of 2016.
This just began way before Trump.
Trump just made it worse.
Yeah.
But these guys are just leaning this way.
This is not good.
I don't know why...
What was the...
Did you catch the impetus, the reason?
What triggered this, or was it just predetermined, premeditated?
It was Schumer.
I mean, he's just like, you know, we had to stop this nomination, and so...
Because it's too good of a nominee, we can't really do anything about it.
So let's walk out, and then that will...
It makes sense there's no quorum so they can't.
It was just a dumb idea because it was apparently Lindsey Graham knew enough to just circumvent it rather quickly.
He was talking on Fox this morning about it laughing.
Right.
So he knew it was coming.
So it's going to the House floor or House floor, the Senate floor today and it should be voted by the end of the day, I think.
They'll probably walk out of the Senate too.
I don't know.
That's so crazy.
It's pretty funny.
Isn't that the stuff that happens in, like, Banana Republics?
Or maybe some Asian country where they all beat on each other?
That's where they got all their experience.
The Model UN in high school.
The high school model UN. That's exactly it.
Holy crap.
Well, that's interesting breaking news.
And combined with the six-car Zephyr, you've got to think they're related somehow.
I'm telling you, I was stunned when I was counting these Zephyr cars.
Six cars.
That is kind of stunning.
Yeah, that's really low.
Well, again, this is because if you listen to NBC News, which I picked up a bunch of clips, I couldn't even clip all of these clips.
There were so many horrible clips about how this is worse than it was ever.
People are dropping dead.
Yeah, let's do that because I figured it out.
The final piece of the puzzle drops.
Now I know who's screwing us and how they're doing it.
I figured out the mechanism.
Which I'm very happy to share.
But let's go through the state of affairs.
What you got?
Okay.
Well, then I'll take it over.
Then you can make it work.
Yeah.
Well, let's start with a couple of things.
Let's start with a rundown.
To give you an idea, this started on Monday.
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday was all...
We're all dying here.
Well...
And this is the Monday Nightly News Rundown.
It says Mom and Day Rundown.
And this is for Monday.
This is the show that gets you in the mood for the rest of the week.
Tonight, President Trump attacking Dr.
Anthony Fauci as the coronavirus surges in the U.S. The president saying, quote, people are tired of listening to Fauci and all these idiots and calling Fauci a disaster.
That's great.
It comes after Fauci said he was not surprised the president caught COVID-19.
Fauci, after receiving death threats, now walking with security.
15 days until the election, Donald Trump holding back-to-back rallies, Joe Biden maintaining a lead, but his campaign issuing a warning to supporters, and long lines as early voting begins in the biggest battleground of them all.
The MLB stadium turned into a massive drive-through testing site as COVID-19 rises in 38 states to levels not seen since July.
Hospitals under siege and the woman in her 30s dying from COVID on a plane.
The wildfire emergency in Colorado.
Thousands evacuated.
Dozens of homes destroyed.
Six Russian officers charged by the U.S. for cyber attacks.
Their alleged targets including the Olympics.
And the Putin critic who survived a poisoning breaking his silence.
What he now demands from President Trump.
The plans to return the Boeing 737 MAX to the air soon after two deadly crashes, should you feel safe flying in one?
And how the holiday shipping crush could cramp your gift-giving this year.
I have kind of a fun little bonus clip that ties into that, if you don't mind.
The beginning of that was, you know, Trump versus Fauci.
This is the big thing.
Oh, he's attacking Fauci.
It's all so wrong.
So wrong.
So wrong.
And then, of course...
If we want a prelude to that, I do have the actual report.
But unfortunately, it's long and it goes into the campaign update.
Well, this is one minute, but I think it's kind of fun.
It's a supercut, which takes all the things that the Biden-Harris campaign are accusing Trump of, and it cuts it up with the origin of the message.
Behind the curve from the very beginning.
The very beginning.
This is not a major threat.
This is not something that the citizens of the United States right now should be worried about.
And he came up with all these cockamamie notions that, you know, this is going to go away, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Be more concerned about influenza.
He praised the transparency of the Chinese government.
What's really a big difference with the Chinese this time now, they look like they're being quite transparent.
His flip-flopping on social distancing and wearing masks.
People should not be walking around with masks.
Don't worry about the coronavirus, he says.
When the warm weather comes, things are going to get better.
We are hoping, though it may not happen, that we will see that impact of warmer weather.
What'd he tell us?
It will go away in the warm weather.
I think we might get arrested with the weather.
One thing I'm most concerned about, Whoopi, is misinformation.
Listen to the scientists.
Hey, I was wrong.
I'm sure that's a Trump campaign ad somehow.
It's a good one.
I like it a lot.
It turns out Trump might have actually listened to Fauci.
Oops.
Yeah, well...
Oh, you wouldn't know it.
You wouldn't know it listening to the mainstream.
No, you wouldn't.
Just before I even go into these clips, I have an odd clip that I want you to just comment on for a second.
The park restrictions have been...
We're talking about California.
We have parks, amusement parks.
Yeah.
I want you to play this odd park restrictions clip and then just chat about it for a minute before I get to the big clips.
Here in California, home to more than half a dozen major theme parks, after weeks of pressure, the state eased restrictions.
But the largest, Disneyland and Universal, still can't reopen.
Hmm.
This just sounds like a simple report.
So Great America's open, Africa USA, all these different, you know...
Is Shamu open?
Everything's...
No, that's not...
No Shamu.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe there's still one around here.
But whatever the case is, all these parks are open, except Universal and Disneyland.
Right.
Now, what's the coincidence here?
What's the odd aspect to this?
I would say large Chinese investment and involvement, maybe.
I don't know if that's it, but I do note this.
Universal's owned by NBC, the TV network.
Disneyland's owned by ABC, the TV network.
How come the only two parks aren't allowed to be opened, run by a Democrat state, by the way, Are these two parks that are owned by the two big networks and are big parts of giant corporations, NBCI, Universal, NBCUniversal, and DisneyCorp?
Coincidence?
I think not!
I don't think it's a coincidence, but I'm wondering, is this like a strong-arm tactic that you better play ball with us on these news stories?
Oh!
And we're going to keep these parks closed?
Any collusion?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, why would you have Great America, for example, which is a huge park in Santa Clara?
How come that can be open, but Disneyland can't?
Well, it has the words Great and America in it, so you only miss some two words.
It's like you're close to Magatown.
You might as well just call it Magatown.
Magapark.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I find this very peculiar.
Some mind-controlled Jedi mind tricks at work, perhaps?
I don't know.
I think it's just a form of intimidation.
All right.
Because maybe these networks were thinking, well, you know, we're drifting away.
Because they don't have to worry about CBS. It's run by the CIA broadcasting system.
Yeah.
They're good to go.
And they don't have parks either.
And they don't have parks, so you can't intimidate them if you wanted to.
All right.
Let's go on to...
Some clips.
This is the Kav clips.
It's Kav.
This is a good classic fear porn.
Kav, more fear.
There are disturbing double-digit increases in hospitalizations with several ICUs now maxed out.
And a new warning tonight about nursing homes.
With that, here's Miguel Almaguer.
Geographic location has made little difference for the spread of the virus.
In Austin, hospital admissions are up 50%.
In Bismarck, cases have more than doubled.
And now in Chicago, there's more than 500 new infections a day.
Make no mistake, we are in the second surge.
Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Hospital admissions are not up.
There's no reporting of that.
People going to the hospital getting a test?
Yeah, I'm sure that's up.
Are there a few?
You lie!
Yeah, I'm sure I lie.
You lie!
Allow me to insert a very short clip.
This is from NPR. It was a five-minute report.
You don't need to hear more than 11 minutes and you get the gist of it.
Now for some good news about coronavirus treatment.
Two studies soon to be published show that hospitalized patients in the U.S. and U.K. are much less likely to die from the virus than they were at the start of the pandemic.
What?
What?
No.
No.
Not what we're being told by NBC. Second surge.
Second surge.
Oh, someone's going to get fired over that.
What is the deal?
Explain this to me.
What is the deal with Austin being in the news all the time?
It's like a punching bag.
Yes, we are the blue dot in the red state.
This is the Democrats feel that this is the beginning.
This is where we can ooze out and flip Texas blue.
Ooze out like pus.
Hey, hey, hey, I wasn't allowed to do that last time I did that.
Oh, you speak with four tongues.
Yeah, and meanwhile, it's actually possible, I did read this report in Austin, that Austin could flip red.
People are so fed up with it.
Well, maybe that's the reason.
That would really surprise me if that happened, but if it did...
It's never going to happen.
I mean, there's a lot...
People are mad.
Well, they should be.
Especially just, you know, the camping thing.
The camping thing, that's out of control.
It's really, really sad.
Cesar Chavez, right downtown, is basically destroyed.
East Riverside, all the way from 35, as far as the eye can see, the median is just filled with tents and garbage.
And it's not like these people are camping nicely and friendly.
No, they're making a mess.
They're making a mess.
Yeah, in Berkeley, under the freeway overpasses, there's a bunch of camps.
And there's camps all over the Bay Area.
But they make a mess.
And there's garbage cans, porta-potties, every convenience that we can pay for is handed over.
Fine.
I would recommend that, hey guys, if you want to stay here camping before there's an uprising by the people, you should clean up your crap.
Just clean it up.
You've got a garbage can right there.
I think they should go back to burn barrels.
They can stay warm.
Burn barrels.
Yeah, that's not dangerous at all in Texas.
Burn some stuff.
That's good.
It's nice and dry.
A little wind here.
Add to that.
Perfect.
Alright, what else you got in the Cobb series?
Okay, let's go to Cobb.
This is the horrible...
This story is really disgusting.
By the way, I can tell you I could do 50 of these.
All NBC did was the following.
There's the formula.
A woman's...
Dad died.
And then they go in this woman's, oh, my dad died.
And then they go on to a long exposition.
Oh, he was such a good man.
He had a great sense of humor.
He's a fantastic person.
And he died.
He died.
And then they go to the next story.
It's another horrible story about someone.
This is the horror lung transplant story.
Carmen Lerma was diagnosed in July and then spent 45 days in an ICU. Blisters on her face from the ventilator are healing.
It's like asking for air.
That's how daddy heals.
The doctors now say the virus severely damaged her lungs and the 52-year-old needs a double lung transplant.
It's been lonely and challenging.
Wow.
Okay, so here's what happened.
I don't know why they're going back to July stories, but they're going back to July stories.
Because they're good.
They're good.
They fit now.
They fit with the narrative.
Of course you know why they're doing that.
So they got the woman, they grabbed her, threw her in the hospital, and then...
Paralyzed her so they could use the ventilator, shoved the ventilator down her lungs.
Luckily, she lived through this for 45 days with no lung function except the ventilator forcing oxygen in her.
And now she needs a double lung transplant, and they blame COVID. COVID, yeah.
Okay, fine.
We're no doctors, but that doesn't sound right.
Let's play the COVID poor woman clip.
As our nation climbs higher into a third surge of COVID cases, tonight a new CDC report finds it takes less than 15 minutes of close contact to become infected with the virus.
Short and non-consecutive exposures to persons confirmed to have COVID-19 led to transmission.
The new change in guidance, which comes as more Americans return to crowded venues, means you should still keep at least six feet of social distance, wear a mask, and limit exposure to others.
And this increases the importance of what is a high-risk exposure and were you frankly close to anybody that was positive for COVID-19 for any period of time.
The new guidelines come as new outbreaks or super spreader events are tied to close gatherings.
In Minnesota, at least 20 Salvation Army employees contracted the virus during a conference.
At church events in North Carolina and in Maine, nearly 100 tested positive after few took precautions.
Some Americans are still spreading the virus because they don't know they're infected.
Asymptomatic cases are still contagious to others.
As a tidal wave of infections sweep across the nation, 27 states are seeing an increase in COVID deaths.
He had said goodnight to kids and he went upstairs and that was the last time I saw him alert and basically alive.
Alice Roberts lost her husband Rob, a 45-year-old New Jersey police officer and father of three who had no pre-existing conditions.
I am really tired of pandemic, but you can't let your guard down.
Tonight, her warning so other families don't have to share her pain.
Miguel Almaguer, NBC News.
Was this a recent death or was this another one from July?
No, this is recent, I think.
They never say.
You don't know.
Mm-hmm.
Because you seem pretty cavalier about it.
It's a tidal wave.
The tidal wave.
Yeah.
There's a great meme that was floating around that said, COVID, the incredibly infectious and deadly disease that you have to be told when you have it.
Exactly.
And I just want to remind everybody again, this is NPR. Now for some good news about coronavirus treatment.
Two studies soon to be published show that hospitalized patients in the US and UK are much less likely to die from the virus than they were at the start of the pandemic.
That's a contradiction to what NBC's putting out.
Well, what most of the news media is doing is saying has gone from a positive test to infected an infection rate, which I'm going to show, I think, is just not true.
But clearly...
Either the virus is no longer as deadly, we have gotten a hell of a lot better with treatments, and I don't know if we've had anything groundbreaking besides Regeneron.
Because, of course, it can't be hydroxychloroquine anyone's using.
That's impossible.
Um...
Okay.
But do you have any more before I get into this?
I got a bunch more.
Let me get these out of the way.
Well, let's start with a contradiction here.
This is kind of interesting.
This one is not under COVID.
It's under third surge.
Okay.
As our nation climbs higher into a third surge of COVID cases, tonight a new...
Wait, I thought we were on the second surge.
Now it's the third?
I've lost count!
This is why you wanted to play that clip.
I can't understand.
Are we second, third, or why aren't we dead yet?
As our nation climbs higher into a third surge of COVID cases, tonight a new CDC report finds it takes less than 15 minutes of close contact.
Okay, you play that one.
Okay, stop that one.
Stop that one.
Yeah.
And now play the UGG-O-NBC contradiction.
Okay.
This is Gabe Gutierrez in the Midwest, where tonight the region's second surge is spreading rapidly.
In my 34 years as a physician, I have never seen so much suffering.
Wait, this is the same day or the same news report?
What is that?
It was a different report or the same day.
That's fantastic.
All right, back to the original?
No, no, the original is we actually played it.
Okay.
Good job.
Let's play.
I got two more and then you can take it over.
I love that.
I know.
Well, this is why I got three more, actually, because I got this one.
Fear porn.
This is the Monday NBC with the maximum fear porn.
I'm Miguel Almaguer.
COVID cases are just climbing in 38 states.
In nearly a third, new infections are surging by at least 50%.
Some big cities, small towns, and entire states are overwhelmed by the crushing wave.
Hold on a second.
What exactly did he say there?
At least 50%.
By the way, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
He's got a crushing wave.
Crushing wave, yes, but everything's a wave.
I'm Miguel Almaguer.
COVID cases are just climbing in 38 states.
In nearly a third, new infections are surging by at least 50%.
I gotta parse this, man.
Let's listen to this again.
What the hell is the guy saying?
I'm Miguel Almaguer.
Miguel, we got it.
COVID cases aren't just climbing in 38 states, okay?
Right.
So it's something, not just climbing.
They're not just climbing.
They're doing something else.
Something else.
38 states.
In nearly a third, new infections are surging by at least 50%.
In nearly, okay, in a third of, so intense, about 12 states, infections are surging by 50%.
Yeah.
Okay, so what he's saying is it's up in 38 states, but in 10 of those, 10 or 12 of those, the surge is 50%.
Okay.
Some big cities, small towns, and entire states are overwhelmed by the crushing wave of new patients.
This is the most serious emergency that New Mexico...
For the first time since July, our nation recording nearly 70,000 daily infections.
A grim benchmark, experts say, certain to be shattered.
The next 6 to 12 weeks are going to be the darkest of the entire pandemic.
Oh, dark is going to be very dark.
Get ready for darkness.
Listen, remember, especially people who have gotten the news, they've seen chart after chart after chart that they put in there.
You see the big bump at the beginning, like anything else, like the 1918 influenza disaster and everything since.
The big thing, and it came down, and then they had a little second bump, and then it's dropped to pretty much down to zero.
But for some reason...
Search...
The worst is yet to come.
Surge.
And remember, even though we have a surge, good news!
Now for some good news about coronavirus treatment.
Two studies soon to be published show that hospitalized patients in the U.S. and U.K. are much less likely to die from the virus than they were at the start of the pandemic.
How much do you want to bet those studies are never going to be published?
It's unbelievable.
It doesn't seem like they're coming anytime soon.
So I've got, uh...
I've got one more clip, which is the screwball clip, but then I have the Trump trashes Fauci clip where he actually has these idiots, which he did say.
Yeah, that's good.
I don't mind hearing them both.
Let's do it all.
Okay, well, let's play this one.
This is the Kov screwball.
Now, this is the...
You really have to listen to this.
You can pre-drop your jaw.
And say, what is wrong with these people?
Or you can just listen and make your jaws going to drop anyway.
I'll drop my jaw.
I'll drop my jaw.
I'll drop my...
Don't drop anything else or you're going to be pulling a Tobin.
Controversial approach to testing vaccines has just been announced.
Here's Richard Engel with that.
Scientists at this London house...
Stop, stop, stop the clip.
Richard Engel, Richard Engel, CIA alert.
Alert, alert, alert, alert, alert.
Somehow, a foreign correspondent, Richard Engel, who's usually in the Middle East describing a war zone, he's in England.
Yeah.
Oh!
The controversial approach to testing vaccines has just been announced.
Here's Richard Engel with that.
Scientists at this London hospital are preparing to deliberately infect volunteers with the coronavirus to test the effectiveness of vaccines and treatments.
The so-called challenge trial is much faster than what's happening now, with volunteers around the world who live normally at home and may or may not ever become infected.
In a challenge trial, infection is guaranteed.
Sophie Rose, a student at Johns Hopkins University studying in the UK, wants to take part.
The best way to tackle this problem is to start with these trials in a young, healthy population where the risk is lower.
What happens if one of these volunteers...
It dies.
When these sorts of trials are designed, they are definitely informed and it is acknowledged that there is a risk of death.
The first step?
Infect 90 volunteers, 18 to 30 years old, with the minimum required to get them sick enough to then test vaccines or treatments, but not enough to make them seriously ill.
Some researchers object...
Wow, this flies in the face of everything I've heard.
There's a clip I left on the floor.
Where literally scientists are saying, we don't exactly know how much virus you need to get sick, but apparently in these trials they do.
They know exactly how much to give you so you get sick, but you're not going to die.
That's what it sounds like.
This is new science to me.
90 volunteers, 18 to 30 years old, with the minimum required to get them sick enough to then test vaccines or treatments, but not enough to make them seriously ill.
Some researchers object on ethical grounds.
They inject healthy volunteers with a virus for which we have no cure at the moment.
If we were to have a cure, an effective treatment, I would be all for it.
The challenge trials still need approval here in the UK, but that is expected to be granted.
They could start as early as January.
I feel medals.
I think we're going to have a ribbon parade for these brave souls.
They don't start until January.
They're going to be like the astronauts of our age.
Yeah, it could be.
This may be leading us into some other new frontier of bullshit.
Life is grand.
All right.
Here's the last one.
This is Trump.
This is the full report.
This is one of those NBC reports where they start with one thing and then they ease it into topic number two and give us a campaign update.
This is Trump trashing Fauci.
President Trump tonight trashing Dr.
Anthony Fauci, complaining to his campaign staff.
Can the news not come up with better words?
I mean, they've used slam, lashing out, trash.
I mean, this is not MSNBC, it's not CNN, it's not Fox News.
This is the mighty NBC News.
The jewel of news who cannot come up with a better word than...
Trash!
President Trump tonight trashing Dr.
Anthony Fauci, complaining to his campaign staff about the government's top infectious disease expert.
People are tired of hearing Fauci and all these idiots.
Every time he goes on television, there's always a bomb, but there's a bigger bomb if you fire him.
That's after Fauci spoke out about the president contracting coronavirus.
Were you surprised that President Trump got sick?
Absolutely not.
I was worried that he was going to get sick when I saw him in a completely precarious situation of crowded, no separation between people, and almost nobody wearing a mask.
Fauci, who has served under six presidents, now needing personal security because of death threats.
I don't want to hurt him.
He's been there for about 350 years.
I don't want to hurt him.
All of it unfolding with President Trump barnstorming battleground Arizona today.
Hello, Prescott.
Hello, Prescott.
I better speak fast.
The sun is hot.
Seeking to shore up support in a state he carried four years ago where polls show former Vice President Joe Biden continuing to hold an edge.
Biden's running mate, Senator Kamala Harris, campaigning in hotly contested Florida as early voting kicks off today in most of the state.
You will be the first to put our country back on the right track.
Biden off the trail today after spending Sunday in North Carolina, slamming the president's pandemic as new cases serve.
Trump said in one of his rallies, we've turned the corner.
Turn the corner.
Things are getting worse.
President Trump hitting back.
If I listen totally to the scientists...
How come Joe Biden can get slammed, but...
I don't know.
What are these words called?
Verbs?
Verbs?
Trump said in one of his rallies, we've turned the corner.
Turn the corner.
Things are getting worse.
President Trump hitting back.
If I listened totally to the scientists, we would right now have a country that would be in a massive...
Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
That was a whipsaw I didn't catch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's listen to it again.
Here we go.
Yeah, go back.
Let's set it up first.
Make sure he claims that Biden hits him with this...
This with a complaint.
Slams him.
We'll call it a complaint.
Yeah.
And then he says Trump is throwing back, slashing back.
Hit him back.
Hit him back.
Hitting him back.
And he's not hitting him back.
He's talking about something completely different.
Today, after spending Sunday in North Carolina, slamming the president's handling of the pandemic as new cases surge.
Trump said in one of his rallies, we've turned the corner.
Turn the corner.
Turn the corner.
Things are getting worse.
President Trump hitting back.
If I listened totally to the scientists, we would right now have a country that would be in a massive depression.
He didn't hit anything back.
No.
He's arguing.
He's making an argument, but he's not hitting back.
He's not hitting back.
That's another example of poor reporting.
NBC. AWM! NBC. We're like a rocket ship.
Take a look at the numbers.
And offering this message to his campaign staff.
We're going to win.
I wouldn't have told you that maybe two or three weeks ago.
We're going to win.
And with most polls showing Joe Biden ahead, the Biden campaign is warning about complacency.
In a memo to supporters, Biden's campaign manager cautions the race is neck and neck.
Okay, we'll get into all the race, etc.
in a moment.
However, I am going to alleviate you of all of your fears and tell you exactly how the scam is working of the cases.
First, we have to understand that cases is, you know, that was not back in March.
That was not what we were looking at.
It was hospitals.
It was don't overwhelm the system.
Same around the world.
We have to We have to get lots and lots of hospital beds and all kinds of extra stuff and big boats and you name it.
Flatten the curve.
We flatten the curve.
In fact, I believe it was Deborah Birx who even said, if we do everything perfectly right, we'll still have 200,000 deaths, or as Tedros would say, deaths.
So we're still somewhere in that area.
But really, we saw on TikTok that there was no overwhelming traffic in the hospitals.
No more than a flu season, which can also get bad, and you also have morgues sitting outside, you know, bodies outside in New York in a temporary morgue.
But now it's switched to cases, cases, cases, cases, cases.
And it was interesting how, what was the constant mantra from...
Well, I want to say just Democrats, but let's see.
I mean, it was everywhere.
And 65% say it's a bad idea to allow people to return to work without testing.
Testing, testing, testing, tracing, tracing, tracing, testing, testing.
Isolation, isolation, isolation.
Yeah, so it was all about testing.
Let's test.
We've got to test everybody.
But what exactly is the test?
And is it a test?
And before we even get to that, we're so lucky to have Donald Trump as our president at this moment because he would not allow what is happening around the world.
And I'm just going to take the United Kingdom.
Let's start with London.
Yeah, Georgie, from midnight tonight, London will go from medium alert level to high alert level, and what that means is 9 million Londoners will be forced to live under tougher restrictions.
The main change will be that people can no longer mix with people from outside of their household in all indoor settings.
So that includes in pubs, restaurants and in cafes.
Now, there is a chance that those restrictions could get even tougher in the coming weeks with the infection rates continuing to climb.
We are now getting around 19,000 new coronavirus cases every single day here in the UK.
And across Europe, the infection rates have now jumped by 40% in the last seven days alone.
So now they're taking cases, which is a positive result on a PCR.
And they're calling that an infection.
And we have an infection rate.
This is completely unscientific.
This is just the way the media is positioning it.
And, of course, you never see the number go down.
Oh, how many cases do we have in America?
Eight million!
They never take off the old It's cumulative.
It's cumulative.
Let's go to Wales!
To help break the cycle of transmission, there will be no gatherings with people you do not live with, either indoors or outdoors, during this two-week period.
And this is why my instructor always said, if your engine fails, don't land in Wales.
You'd rather crash.
Don't land there.
They're locking that down.
You can't be with anyone from another family indoors or outdoors.
Let's go to Ireland.
Here's the Taoiseach.
I think is how you pronounce it.
This is Michael Martin, and I think Ireland has had 90 people die in total, but okay.
Restrictions have very real impacts, including on mental well-being, capacity to treat non-COVID illnesses, unemployment and loss of income for families, and very significant social impacts, such as increased domestic violence and fewer child welfare referrals. such as increased domestic violence and fewer child welfare referrals.
These and the many other consequences of increased restrictions are hugely important and require careful thought.
Having given it that careful thought, the government has decided that the evidence of a potentially grave situation arising in the weeks ahead is now too strong.
Potential.
Therefore, for a period of six weeks, on Wednesday night, the entire country will move to level five of the framework for living with COVID-19.
The framework for living with COVID-19.
Oh yeah, that's something that's going to stick around, baby.
Do these guys...
Okay, let's go...
Let's stop...
For one second and ask, do these guys ever discuss that this is harsher and is a downturn?
This is the downside of the pandemic because it had this big blip and it's coming down.
Did they have these restrictions at the beginning of it when their people were dying left and right?
No.
But now they're doing it?
Yeah, and again, thank God that we have Trump as president at this moment for as long as it lasts, because everybody...
I'm agreeing with you.
Everybody in the world...
Biden would have shut down the country.
No.
He would have built back better.
This is what's going on.
If Biden wins, it'll be build back better.
You'll be locked up like everybody else told to shut up and follow the rules.
It'll be a global movement.
Build back better.
We've seen it.
Everyone is on board.
Down to Boris Johnson.
Something happened to him when he went into the hospital, man.
He came out.
I think they had a talking to or something.
I don't know.
But anyway, let's lock down.
Now, again, people aren't dying.
It's good news.
But no, let's lock.
Six weeks.
That's through December.
Therefore, for a period of six weeks, from midnight on Wednesday night, the entire country will move to level five of the framework for living with COVID-19.
Remember that term, the framework for living with, and fill in the blank, because it's a framework.
Hold on, hold on, I got the next version.
The framework...
For living with climate change.
Oh yeah, of course.
The entire country will move to level 5 of the framework for living with COVID-19.
A full list of Level 5 restrictions will be published on government.ie, but they will include that there should be no social or family gatherings in homes or gardens, but visits on compassionate grounds and for caring purposes can continue.
We have decided that attendance at weddings will be maintained at 25 guests.
I mean, it's not arbitrary or anything.
Restaurants, cafes and bars will be permitted to provide takeaway services only.
Only essential retail may remain open.
Everyone in the country has been asked to stay at home with exercise permitted within a five-kilometre radius of your home.
Only essential workers whose physical presence in the workplace are permitted to travel to work.
Those who can work from home must do so.
Construction work is essential.
And we continue during this phase as we work to tackle the country's homelessness and housing crisis, while most manufacturing will also remain open.
I understand and I feel very personally and profoundly the sense of disappointment, the feelings of loneliness, perhaps even the despair that this announcement will bring for many.
That's a leader you can get behind, huh?
You're going to feel despaired.
You're going to feel lonely.
Sorry, I understand.
What I've come to understand is that the system is compartmentalized, as it always is, and no one really has the full picture.
Having been on this since March, and having had the luxury of thousands of people, but so many healthcare professionals, Educating me on each individual field, we've discovered a lot of interesting things.
But the one thing is the test.
And this has just been bothering me, and I think I finally figured it out.
But even America's frontline doctors, these are the ones that got taken down off YouTube the minute they came out and said hydroxychloroquine works, we're treating people...
They know that the people who are being tested aren't sick.
They're certainly not infected.
They have no symptoms, which of course is called asymptomatic infection.
This is the true Orwellian stuff they're doing to us.
And they had another little...
A little get-together in D.C. They did round two, and I just picked up a quick little clip from that.
Here's what we're seeing.
We've got, early on in March, I know it may be hard to zone in on this, we had a lot of cases, and a lot of people died.
Now here we are at this time of the year.
A lot of cases.
You see the red?
There's very little red there.
That's because they're basically driving this with fear and they're trying to make us believe that we need to stay locked down.
The Netherlands, here it is right here.
Only reason I brought this one.
Look at all these cases and basically nobody's dying.
No one.
Okay?
And they just locked down again.
How does that make sense?
We know it doesn't.
So America, just know.
We have treatment.
We have things that work.
We can treat every part of this disease.
We no longer have a pandemic.
We're at the end of the pandemic.
And this fear and loathing is from this driven PCR testing, which is actually false positives, okay?
We need to go back to living our lives and get back to the way we know we did things in the past.
These guys are also compartmentalized.
They don't know everything.
I'm going to put this squarely on the labs of the world.
I'm going to say Abbott Labs and the Thermo guys, but they're compartmentalized too.
They don't really even know what's going on.
So I need to state something first.
PCR is an amplification process.
It is not a test for anything.
It is not a test.
It is being billed and sold to us as a test.
It is not.
It is a process.
And I'm going to replay the clip of the inventor of PCR, Cary Mullis, who sadly died last year.
It's too bad, you know, when all this misuse of his invention started to take place.
And listen again where he says it is not a test.
It is a process, and I'm going to agree with the lab technicians, especially the ones that bitched me out.
It is 100% accurate.
Absolutely, PCR is 100% accurate.
But let's really understand what it is.
It's not a test.
This is Cary Mullis.
The results, the interpretation of it.
See, if you If they could find this virus in you at all, and with PCR, if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody.
It starts making you believe in the sort of Buddhist notion that everything is contained in everything else, right?
Because if you can amplify one single molecule up to something that you can really measure, which PCR can do, Then there's just very few molecules that you don't have at least one single one of them in your body.
So that could be thought of as a misuse of it, just to claim that it's meaningful.
PCR is separate from that.
It's just a process that's used to make a whole lot of something out of something.
That's what it is.
It doesn't tell you that you're sick, and it doesn't tell you that the thing you ended up with really was going to hurt you.
He doesn't even call it a test.
It is a process, an amplification process.
Simplistically said, you take a sample from somebody, you know you are looking for one particular piece of DNA or RNA, a molecule, like he said, and you're going to amplify until you find it.
So this is just as much a test as when, before we start the show, I go like this.
Test, test, test, test, test, test, one, two, two, one, two.
Am I testing if the microphone works?
No.
I am testing the amplification.
I'm looking at the level.
How high is the level?
It's not a test at all.
Test just sounds good because you do a T test test.
It's not a test.
It is an amplification.
And just like PCR, the process PCR, if I amplify my microphone enough...
I will be able to hear people farting in China.
This is a scientific fact.
I mean, look, if I just turn all...
Wait, it's a bit extreme.
No, no, it's absolutely true.
How could you hear it over the background noise of the other people farting?
The same way...
In America.
The same...
No...
Exactly.
So you need to turn it up all the way to be able to get that one piece out of what you've amplified.
It is exactly the same way that I can receive on ham radio over the air a 50 milliwatt signal from Japan and decode it with Fernier algorithms.
I can decode that very quickly on a consumer laptop.
I can hear...
I can hear Japan whispering on 50 milliwatts as long as I amplify it and use the right process to go find that one little bit.
Are you in agreement that that's possible?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, as long as you amplify...
I don't know that that's the best analogy.
It's like testing people...
I think the fart in China is pretty good, though.
It's like testing people for cocaine by checking their money.
Yeah, it's very much like that.
So somebody's got a dollar bill.
I don't use cocaine, but I have a dollar bill from the bank.
It was folded funny.
I don't know why.
And by the way, one time, not to do an aside here, but I used to use $2 bills more than I do now, and I asked for a bunch of them, and they were all folded funny.
So the $2 bill apparently was a cocaine dispensary for a while.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it doesn't mean I have that I use cocaine.
Correct.
Correct.
And if we're breathing the air around us, which is apparently got plenty of COVID-19, you'll probably catch a molecule, take the test, the next thing you know you've got it.
But you don't.
You don't have it.
It didn't affect anything because you took your vitamin D. No, stop with that.
Just hang with that.
So it is not a test.
This is a lie.
It is a lie.
You heard the inventor himself say it's all about what you interpret.
Anything you want, as long as you amplify it enough, you will find it in every single person.
The inventor of the test said that it's documented.
And this was actually in his revelation going against using PCR as a test for HIV. But we'll leave that for what it is.
It's not a test.
It's being sold to you as a test.
How does it work?
The one guy who called me a douche, basically, saying, you're so ignorant, the FDA sets the cycles, that's the last piece of the puzzle that fell in place for me.
So to review, the PCR process, the amplification, the max amplification level, which all lab technicians I've spoken with agree on, should not be higher than 35.
Once you go above 35, you're going to be picking up things like the inventor of PCR said that doesn't really indicate somebody has something.
You're just amplifying it.
And you can look at it as dBs.
It's 35 to the power.
So, one cycle, you double it.
You double that, you get four.
You double that, you get eight.
You double that, you get 16.
So, take that all the way up to 35, you're making a massive amplification and you're picking up all kinds of stuff.
So, the way it works, and this is what I hadn't figured out.
The people who set the cycle rate for every test, as they call it, which is really an assay, A-S-S-A-Y, is the Food and Drug Administration.
Let's review how the Food and Drug Administration works.
You show up with a new medicine, cure, etc.
You say, I would like to get certification for my pharmaceutical product.
And the FDA will say, well, what is it?
Let me take a look.
Yeah, that'll be $100 million.
You pay up front and we will test and we'll make sure that you get certified.
I think it's pretty well known that process is weak at best and probably super corrupt.
But there's another player in the game.
That is the World Health Organization, who send out their recommended cycle count for PCR processing.
Currently, the most recent document I have, I'm looking for historical documents, They're calling for 45 cycles.
This 45 cycles is the same in the picture that I've posted in the show notes, I'll do it again, of the thermos test, which also says 45 cycles.
So you're a lab technician.
You're doing thousands of tests a day.
You get the assay.
You look at the instructions.
It's a computer panel.
It's like a little Microsoft Windows program.
Click, click, click, click, click.
How many counts?
45.
Click.
Good.
I'm done.
This is a fucking dial.
They can turn it up or turn it down whenever they want just by sending a new count level to all the laboratories.
You get a vaccine, they will immediately dial it down to 35 or below, and then your cases go away.
They're dialing it up on us, and they have a reason to.
They have a reason to.
Remember the insider who works at Abbott Labs, dude named Ben, who said they're coming out with a test?
The testing laboratories are selling the, I'm sorry, not the test, the app.
They're selling the app.
So they're connecting it.
You get a test with Abbott Laboratories.
You put the results of that into your app, which is your passport.
And your passport then allows you to get into places.
And when your test expires, you have to go back and get a new PCR done by Abbott Labs.
These guys are up double digits on Wall Street.
These guys are making huge money and they're making it off of these shutdowns.
Ireland, who are going into six weeks, well, gee, wouldn't you know they've got a health passport ready to roll out for you.
This is coming everywhere, including the United States, if we let the Build Back Better boys and girls take over.
Health Passport Ireland is created to protect our society and our economy.
Built in Ireland by the Rock U Group, the system uses the very best COVID-19 testing combined with the latest mobile technologies.
Health Passport Ireland is powered by proven and validated systems, allowing us all to take safer steps in our return to our normal way of life.
Here's how it works.
With Health Passport Ireland, everyone can now be tested for COVID-19 at any time which helps to protect you, your family, our jobs and our economy.
Your COVID-19 test will be performed with highly accurate serological or swab tests.
Your test is performed by a medical professional.
After your COVID-19 test, an authorized healthcare administrator creates your Health Passport Ireland account.
Your login details will be emailed to you immediately with a link to download your Health Passport mobile app.
The authorized healthcare administrator securely updates your COVID-19 test results in your health passport.
Once activated, you can easily display your COVID-19 status on your mobile.
Your health passport can be scanned if you wish, which helps protect those around us.
Your COVID-19 status will efficiently display as green, amber or red, dependent on your test results.
This allows us to go about our daily activities in a safer way.
We can all use Health Passport Ireland in many ways, such as travel, hospitality, education, healthcare, construction, offices, entertainment, visits and much, much more.
Naturally.
The validity of your COVID-19 test will expire over time, so an automatic reminder will be sent when it's time to be tested again.
Your status will move to amber when your test period has expired.
Health Passport Ireland does not use Bluetooth or track your location.
This preserves your privacy.
The systems can work in harmony with existing government contact tracing apps.
When a vaccine becomes available, your official vaccination status can also be displayed within your health passport.
You can even keep a diary of your international travel and events you have attended.
Health Passport Ireland can be linked to existing secure medical systems if required.
For example, at your GP or hospital.
You can visit www.healthpassportireland.ie for more information.
Health Passport Ireland.
Working together to protect our society and economy.
And they called us nutjobs for saying this six, seven months ago.
This is exactly what's happening.
The same people who are mislabying a PCR process as a test.
And have convinced everyone to use this term as a test.
It's not a test.
Are now also going to give you the passport where the results of your test, which, oh, it'll turn amber when it's time for a new one.
This is a huge scam.
And they've just dialed up the number.
It was 35.
Oh, we need another surge.
Boom, set it up to 45.
These tests are refreshed.
You get new test assays every single week.
It's a scam of epic proportions.
Do not take any tests!
It's crazy!
And everyone's in on it, and no one can see that the test is a lie.
It's not a test!
Well, I think you've made it clear.
It's not a test.
I think now we will know that it's not a test and it's been resolved forever, pretty much like they're very fine people.
It's resolved forever.
Yeah, good luck.
And no one will ever think of it as a test again because you've blown the lid off of it.
So I'll just read from...
One of our administrators in a nursing home in Alabama for the past five weeks, the Department of Health and Human Services, has been sending my facility 280 tests a week from Abbott Labs.
And now that COVID-19 tests are used to test all of my staff twice and patients once a week, they are really pushing their new app called Navica, N-A-V-I-C-A, which tracks results and gives test subjects a, quote, digital health pass, also referred to as a temporary mobile pass, complete with a barcode and expiration date.
Funny, one of the FAQ pages includes the statement, additionally, the app isn't used for contact tracing, so personal location information is not being tracked or shared.
It's the same thing.
They're rolling it out.
We must resist this.
This is handcuffs.
Handcuffs!
You get the PCR test and you get the app and you're handcuffed and it'll be required everywhere.
Handy QR code, scan the QR code.
It's not about Bluetooth or anything.
No, no.
You gotta prove that you're not sick, stupid slave, based on some test which is not a test.
This needs to be rejected.
Rejected!
I love how you just laugh at me.
I'm serious.
I'm laughing at you.
I'm sorry.
I figured it out.
I'm not going to argue any of the points you made, because I think they're all valid and true, except your naivete regarding the fact that people are going to get worked up about it.
I am.
Along with the program.
I am.
I'm worked up.
Now, I will say this.
And I'm totally with you on the whole thing.
I think you've nailed it.
But it's nothing new.
You've been on this for a month and you just got more worked up because some lab guys got on your case.
And I figured it out.
It's the FDA. Well, you figured it out for you by providing you magically with that Ireland clip.
Yes.
That must have been the real eye-opener.
Well, the passports.
Once the passport came in, I'm like, it's from the same people giving you the test?
But the way I see it is this.
It's great.
It's what you call a lockdown.
It's a great marketing strategy.
You lock down your strategy because you have to do it.
I mean, you can sell a lot of products if somebody has to buy the product.
I mean, that's a marketer's dream come true.
And that's, you know, what they're doing.
And it's genius at some level.
But the thing is, and I will say this early, hackers, pay attention to this because you're going to be in demand.
Dude's named Ben, Dudette's named Bernadette as well, everybody on the back end, the front end, the graphic side.
We've got to falsify all this crap.
Yeah, just falsified data, because they're not going to do anything about that.
I mean, it's not like you're falsifying a passport where it takes some skill and they're concerned about it, or you're falsifying even a BART card, which people have done, because they're losing money when you use the BART card.
They're losing some money with this, but this is based on a scam.
The BART card is based on the fact that it costs money to operate the subway.
So you can expect to have fake IDs and credentials and you can go about your way if it got that far.
I'd like to see how the Irish do.
If the Irish put up with this, with this lockdown plus this bullcrap, they should be ashamed of themselves, the whole public.
Anyone who goes for this, and that would include all the Democrats voting for Biden because this is what this is all about.
They should all be ashamed of themselves.
As human beings, being used, this is a, you're right, and the best word for it is it's a massive hoax, scam.
But people, so now we have in Boston, it's voluntary, and it's at your own discretion, they have a patch, a green patch.
So if you're feeling okay, and you swear that you've had some PCR test...
Then you wear the patch and everyone will feel comfortable around you.
And I'm telling you, we're so close to yellow stars.
Why don't you just move right on to that, please?
So here's the thing.
I want to harken back to a clip that I played earlier, which is the clip of the screwball vaccine style where you give them the vaccine and then you infect them.
Right.
There was a girl on there and she was going, oh yeah, well, don't you think you could die?
You could die.
And Richard Engel being the right guy for this particular performance.
He takes direction well.
He goes and she says, yes, so they're going to infect you with the disease.
Yes, I'm glad to volunteer because I'm young and I'm strong and I'm healthy and it's good for all mankind for me to volunteer.
And I realize this is a propaganda.
She's not volunteering for anything, even if she's involved.
She's an actress.
Doubtfully, yes.
And she's saying, look everybody, what I'm doing, we should all do this for the good of all mankind.
This is like climate change, it's the same thing.
Yeah, the existentialists.
You have this sacrifice.
Oh, let's sacrifice.
This is very much from Nazi Germany, where you have the phonies.
Oh, I'm sacrificing for the good of the nation and the good of the public.
And if you're wondering...
And to present this, when Richard Engel would be the guy to do it, to present this, it's not really a news article.
It's a piece of propaganda to get you to think this way.
Yes.
Yes.
And if you're wondering how is it possible that smart people can be so duped into this, scientists, people who really should understand, but again, compartmentalization.
I picked up this clip from...
This is Professor Marie-Louise McClaws.
She is an Australian epidemiologist.
I believe she's kind of like a Birx or a Fauci.
In Australia, she shows up a lot on television.
And listen to her describing...
The WHO and the meeting and what was going on, and she's just dripping over it.
Attending that meeting was quite an honor.
And we had, of course, Dr.
Tedris was there chairing the large meeting, and then we broke up into nine...
And during the large meeting, we had experts in China patching in electronically, telling us what was happening epidemiologically and clinically.
And of course, then we had expert virologists, anthropologists.
We had virologists explaining what they knew, what they didn't know.
And then we were asked to go into our specialty groups and To decide on a roadmap for what are the research priorities.
I was first sent into epidemiology, and that was a great honor because I was with...
Notice a lot of great honor, like great honor.
Oh my God, I was so honored to be asked to be in a group that Dr...
Dr.
Ted Ross, he was there.
Some of the really leading epidemiologists of outbreaks from Hong Kong, for example.
And then they shared their experience and people from the Middle East.
Taking their instructions from the Chinese in Hong Kong, huh?
Who'd had experience with the Middle East respiratory syndrome.
And they shared exactly what was happening, what we needed to know epidemiologically.
And then the next day I was asked to go to the infection control group to kind of seed between the two groups what we knew but what we also didn't know and then we then came together with Dr Tedros who then got each of the groups to present to everybody else where we needed to focus our energies and of course Dr Tedros was engaged with donors and You
know, Bill and Belinda Gates were already donating and, you know, he could see...
Did she say Belinda?
Yeah, she said Belinda.
Not only did she say Belinda, but she starts laughing about when the money comes rolling in.
Tedros was engaged with donors and...
You know, Bill and Belinda Gates were already donating and, you know, he could see, the Director General could see that this was going to be a lot of money.
This was going to be very expensive.
So there were a lot of NGOs, non-government organizations, wanting to know how this was going to impact their role as well.
So this, the way I listen to this, and this is from a podcast, Which was quite interesting.
Don't play any more of it because I have to take a shower.
Well, you know, so of course she wasn't the only epidemiologist invited to visit with Dr.
Tedros.
How many times did you say Dr.
Tedros?
Guy's not a doctor.
He's not a doctor.
He's a political hack from Nigeria.
Shut up.
He's not a doctor.
Nigeria?
I think it's Nigeria.
Look it up.
These people didn't go to be part of any working group and solve the problems.
That was a training session.
They went to get the propaganda.
They went to get the propaganda straight from the World Health Organization.
And if you think it's bad in Australia, how about New Zealand?
This is what passes as news in New Zealand.
This is news model.
Ethiopia.
Ethiopia.
Thank you.
Not Nigeria.
Ethiopia.
This is Tova O'Brien.
She's a news model in New Zealand, and of course they just had an election.
And this is Jamie Lee Ross.
I guess he was a former member of parliament, and he hooked up with some kind of like an anti-COVID, sounds like, After a decade in politics, former National MP Jamie Lee Ross is out of Parliament.
The Advance NZ co-leader joins me now.
Jamie Lee, you just described yourself as a loser.
You are...
Out of national, out of parliament, out of botany, your political career is in tatters.
Do you have any regrets?
Look, we gave it a good go this time round.
We put together a new party in just a few months' time.
We only gathered 1% of the vote.
It clearly wasn't enough, but I've enjoyed the opportunity to work with all the people that I have with Advanced New Zealand Times.
Do you want to have another crack at answering that?
Because I just asked you if you have any regrets.
You've just been part of a political movement which has been peddling misinformation during the election campaign.
There you go.
Peddling misinformation, disinformation.
So it starts.
Do you have any regrets?
No, I think we were asking some hard questions about the direction of COVID-19.
If you're asking about regrets throughout the whole three-year term, of course.
We could have all done things a lot differently and a lot better back in 2018.
But we're here now.
We made our bed and we just move forward.
I want to focus on the strategy.
Look, Why on earth did you get into bed with the lead sekahika?
I could see that there was a lot of growth on social media.
There was a lot of growth in the number of people coming along and looking at it.
So it was purely political ambition.
You sold your soul for political ambition.
I could see that there was people out there who were asking questions around things that I believe in too, around freedom and sovereignty for New Zealand.
And a pandemic.
No, I've never said that, Tova.
You haven't, but he has.
I've never said that.
COVID-19 is a real virus and we were asking questions about whether the country was going in the right direction.
You know exactly what you were doing.
You were whipping up fear and hysteria among vulnerable communities.
Not at all.
If you go and look at the mortality rate of COVID-19 compared to other flu epidemics...
I'm going to stop.
No, I don't want to hear any of that.
I don't want to hear any of that.
What are you...
No, no, no.
I don't want to hear it.
She's grilling the guy and then when he comes back and answers her with maybe some stats, she doesn't want to hear it?
I don't want to hear it.
No, no, no.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
No, exactly what you were doing.
You were whipping up fear and hysteria among vulnerable communities.
Not at all.
If you go and look at the mortality rate of COVID-19 compared to other flu epidemics...
I'm going to stop.
No, I don't want to hear any of that rubbish.
You can't just give me that and not all know where to answer that.
If you're going to come on the show and say things which are just factually incorrect, I can do that, actually.
That's interesting.
At the end, she says, if you want to come on and say things that are factually incorrect, I can't do that, actually.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Is that because you're not allowed to?
Listen again to the end there.
Yeah, listen again, but...
It was pretty clear that she doesn't want to hear anything.
Yeah.
But she says she can't do it.
Yeah.
Now she talked about this guy...
Actually, why don't you play that end again just so everyone can get a feeling for it.
Actually, play that whole section again.
First, when she blocks out, the guy didn't say anything false because he didn't get to say anything.
Yeah.
I could see that there was a lot of growth on social media.
There was a lot of growth in WM and sovereignty for New Zealand.
And a pandemic.
No, I've never said that, Tova.
You haven't, but he has.
I've never said that.
COVID-19 is a real virus and we're asking questions about whether the country was going in the right direction.
You know exactly what you were doing.
You were whipping up fear and hysteria among vulnerable communities.
Not at all.
If you go and look at the mortality rate of COVID-19 compared to other flu epidemics...
I'm going to stop.
No, I don't want to hear any of that rubbish.
You can't just give me that and not allow me to answer.
Well, if you're going to come on the show and say things which are factually incorrect, I can do that, actually.
Can't do that.
What did he say that was factually incorrect?
Because he never got to say anything.
What he was starting to say was the mortality rate.
Fatality rate is lower than that of influenza.
We can't have that.
Talking about fear.
Just using fear as a tactic, which he accused this guy of.
Did you hear this phone call from Governor Cuomo in New York?
I'm about to.
The conversation is about locking up the zip codes, in particular the ultra-Orthodox Jews in New York.
And look, I'm 100% frank and candid.
This is not a highly nuanced, sophisticated response.
This is a fear-driven response.
You know, this is not a policy being written by a scalpel.
This is a policy being cut by a hatchet.
It's just a very blunt.
I didn't propose this, you know.
It was proposed by the mayor in the city.
I'm trying to...
You hear what he's doing there?
I didn't have anything.
This is the mayor.
I had nothing to do with this.
I'm not in control of anything.
This locking up the Jews is not me, man.
It was proposed by the mayor in the city.
I'm trying to sharpen it and make it better, but it's out of fear.
People see the numbers going up.
Close everything.
Close everything.
It's not the best way to do it, but it is a fear-driven response.
The virus scares people.
Hopefully, we get the numbers down in the zip codes, the anxiety comes down, and then we can have a smarter, more tailored approach.
Your point is right.
Why close every school?
Why don't you test the school?
Oh, yeah.
And close the ones that have a problem.
I know, but first I don't know that we have the resources to do that now, but I can tell you honestly, the fear is too high to do anything other than, let's Fear.
They all know it.
They're all using it.
And I think the guy gets off on it.
And I think people, you know, they're all like Jeffrey Toobin whacking off.
Look how much power I have!
Dan Dildo.
You're jumping ahead because I don't think we haven't discussed that.
No, no, no.
Well, we'll get there now after we hit.
It's a process.
I go from that to Dan Dildo.
Indianistan, also known as Victoria, state of Victoria.
Melbourne is in the state of Victoria.
And to make sure everyone complies with the Chinese Communist Party tactic, because Victoria is the one state in Australia that went all in with China, with Huawei, with Belt and Road.
And if you look at New South Wales, if you look at Sydney...
They didn't want any of that.
They were against Chinese involvement.
And that's why I think people in Sydney are like, you know, suck it, Melbourne.
Suck it, Victoria.
You wanted the Chinese.
This is how you're going to be.
And what comes along with that?
Drones.
Yes.
Drones to look over you.
But is this a problem?
Not for Dan.
Well, how would you feel about a drone flying over your nearest park or near your home?
Well...
I can fly drains over my place because no one will be doing anything wrong.
We'll be following the rules.
And no one should have any problem with that, frankly.
Ah, and there it is.
Would you have a problem if someone read your email?
No, I'm not doing anything wrong.
Would you have a problem leaving your drapes open?
No, I'm not doing anything wrong ever.
Seriously?
He's doing the don't do anything wrong?
And how about the narc lines?
The narc lines.
This is the worst.
When you turn citizens against each other.
There are literally hundreds of thousands of Victorians who have rung the police assistance line because they've had a suspicion that next door or across the road or down the street are doing the wrong thing.
And they're doing the right thing.
Yeah, they're doing the right thing by calling and narcing on them.
This is how you destroy a society.
Destroy it.
Yeah, this is Cuba.
Yeah.
The masses just renamed the whole Victoria region Cuba.
Havana.
Changed Melbourne to Havana.
There was a big scandal in the Netherlands.
The royal family, you know, the king and the flirting queen, the hair-tossed flirting queen, They took their whole family to Greece, and of course, wherever the royal family goes, pictures come out, and they're, oh yeah, woo!
And there's no masks, hanging out, beautiful weather.
And the country went apeshit.
No bad.
And the prime minister basically said, well, you know, I thought it would be okay they could go.
No, no, no.
So they got right back on the plane, came back, groveled, Huge public apology.
We're sorry.
Oh, how could we have been so unthoughtful?
And meanwhile, Parliament is trying to pass a law that says, in an emergency case, we must have the right to bypass the king.
You see, just like in the UK, the king, his royal highness, his government, And that's, you know, sure, it's all just ceremonial, but now they're actually trying to pass a law that says, in a case like COVID-19 was a real emergency situation, we need to have the power to bypass the king.
This is a power grab.
It's, oh man, it's so beautiful.
We could have thought it up if someone had paid us for the Dvorak Consulting, Curry Dvorak Consulting Group, we would have come up with some dynamite extras and some goodies to, This whole thing could have...
Yeah, you're right.
Actually, we should be consulted on some of these things.
I could have gotten them the vacation they wanted, but They just have to play the game better.
You know, wear the mask all the time when the photos are there.
Send the photographers back after they, you know, get all the stock phony shots.
But the problem is because they know it.
They know it's bullcrap.
They know it.
Everyone knows it.
People on the inside know this.
Not everyone knows it.
No, people on the inside know it.
A lot of people know it.
On the inside know it.
And now everyone who listens to this show knows it too.
Do not fall for any tests.
Don't take the test.
It's just that simple.
Besides that, it's rape, that test.
It's not.
I've had the test.
It's not.
It's not a test.
It's a swab and a PCR amplification process.
I know.
It's very hard.
It's very hard.
But I'm catching myself, at least.
I've had the procedure.
I've had the assay.
You can say I had the assay.
That would be accurate.
No, I don't think so.
The assay is the chemicals that you put the sample into.
That's the assay.
You're just a snot swab.
Ooh, title.
No, no.
Snot swab.
Snot swab is not going to be the title.
I got amped.
I had the amplification.
I had the amp done, man.
Anyway, I think the best analogy is testing everybody for cocaine by looking at their dollar bills.
That's pretty much what it is.
What's the number they say that American paper money has got like 80% of it's all contaminated?
Yeah, now of course this is old-fashioned because cash is not coming back.
And now Italy is doing the same thing that the UK is doing.
So Italy is a very cash-friendly place, or has been at least until the lockdowns.
So now, in order to get people to use electronic money...
I.e.
credit cards and debit cards.
Yo, there it is.
You will be eligible to receive up to 10% cash back on all purchases up to 1,500 euros, but only purchases you make at the supermarket.
Actual products.
And you don't get cash.
You have an app and you get your cash on the app.
Starting to sound familiar?
They're doing away with your cash.
They're taking it.
It's done.
It's over.
No, it's not.
Oh, yes it is.
Yes, it is.
Did you hear about this latest PayPal news?
With Bitcoin?
Yeah.
You're going to take bitcoins somehow.
No, I'd like to describe what's going on by playing the Reuters news report.
Bitcoin maybe just got a little more real as an everyday means of payment.
PayPal says it will allow customers to buy, sell and hold the cryptocurrency and rival virtual coins in its online wallets.
The service will be available to US customers in the coming weeks and some other countries in the first half of 2021.
From early next year, people will also be able to use the digital currencies at the 26 million merchants on the PayPal network.
Company chief executive Dan Shulman says he hopes that will encourage global use of Bitcoin and the like.
He says he's working with global central banks on how PayPal can help drive that.
It has 346 million active accounts worldwide and processed $222 billion in payments just in the second quarter.
Cryptocurrency transactions on PayPal will be settled in regular currencies, such as the U.S. dollar, meaning merchants won't get paid in virtual coins.
Let me dissect this, because this is very tricky what they've done here.
First, you must know that in boardrooms across America, I've been reading about it for a couple of weeks now, There's a total of $2 trillion in publicly listed companies that have cash that is just sitting in bank accounts not doing anything, certainly not garnering any interest or any upside.
And with Jack Dorsey putting $50 million into Bitcoin, there's another, I think, a hedge fund that put $400 million into Bitcoin.
In the boardrooms, the boards of directors are saying, well, what are you going to do?
This is an asset that they see as an asset, an asset that is growing.
Witness, we cracked 13,000 in the past hour.
That's up from 10,500 a few days ago.
Well, we had an eight-car zephyr.
But what they are telling you and not really making it clear is you basically will just be able to buy Bitcoin, not spend Bitcoin.
It will sit in your account, which is really PayPal's account.
And, of course, they're going to garner any benefit from that.
And then they have this central bank part of the story.
Oh yeah, we're working with the central bank.
And you can buy anything through any of PayPal's merchants in Bitcoin, but it won't actually be paid in Bitcoin.
The merchant gets dollars.
And here's what I think they're doing.
I think they're testing Bitcoin.
A non-traditional bank route.
So you put your money into PayPal, they'll convert it into Bitcoin at your option, which you can then go spend with one of their 300 million merchants or whatever they said.
It will be transferred in Bitcoin, but paid in dollars.
So they're trying to circumvent.
This is the beginning of it.
This is the beginning of FedNow.
It's a test.
How does it work with doing transactions on a blockchain?
And they have no intention of letting you take your Bitcoin and spend it online as a typical Bitcoin user would.
It's just to get you ready for the inevitable, which, as it turns out, is going to be a new Bretton Woods.
This is Kristalina Georgieva.
She replaced Fifi Lagarde at the International Monetary Fund.
To review, the first Bretton Woods meeting, and you probably know this better than I do, was in the 30s.
It was after the financial crash, if I'm saying that correctly.
Nope.
That's a good question for the dates.
And I, what I, after, was after World War II maybe.
Maybe after World War II. I'll tell you what it is because I'm going to look it up.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Bretton Woods Monetary Management established the rules for commercial and financial relations among the United States, Canada, Western European countries, Australia, after the 1944 meeting agreement.
Right, after the Second World War.
It was set up as an example of a negotiated monetary order.
And what was the main point?
That's when the IMF came into the picture.
They were born out of Bretton Woods.
Gold standard.
It was about the gold standard.
Everybody was going to peg to the gold standard, and the International Monetary Fund would make up any difference in...
So pretty much everyone's coin would be stable, if I can simplify it.
Well, the idea was to stabilize things.
Gold standard.
That's what it was about.
Which, of course, we got off the gold standard in 71, and we've been a bonanza ever since.
There's lots of dollars floating around.
But now...
As a part of Building Back Better, ladies and gentlemen, we need to go back anew Bretton Woods, which means some kind of gold standard somewhere.
Reflecting on the dramatic change in the world over the last year, I paid a visit to Bretton Woods in New Hampshire, where 44 men signed our Articles of Agreement in 1944.
Our founders faced two massive tasks, to deal with the immediate devastation caused by the war and to lay the foundation for a more peaceful, more prosperous post-war world.
At the conclusion of the conference, John Maynard Keynes captured the significance of international cooperation as hope for the world.
If we can continue, the brotherhood of men will have become more than a phrase, he said.
The work of the IMF is testament to the values of cooperation and solidarity on which a sisterhood and brotherhood of humanity is built.
Today we face a new Bretton Woods moment.
A pandemic that has already cost more than a million lives.
An economic calamity that will make the world economy 4.4% smaller this year and strip an estimated 11 trillion of output by next year.
An untaught human desperation in the face of huge disruption rising poverty for a first time in decades.
Once again, we face two massive tasks to fight the crisis today and build a better tomorrow.
We know What action must be taken right now?
A durable economic recovery is only possible if we beat the pandemic.
And this is digital euro.
Digital euro, digital dollar, digital yen.
There's no digital dollar coming anytime soon.
You keep saying it.
It's in the book.
2023, it'll be here.
But you know what?
The Europeans are going to beat us to it.
They're going to have the digital euro.
It is coming.
Well, you're asking for trouble.
Well, they don't care because who's going to control the digital dollar?
We all know who's going to control it.
These dicks.
Yeah.
Look for the term CBDC. CBDC is everywhere.
Central Bank Digital Coin.
CBDC. It's the term in finance right now.
I know you don't like it.
I don't like it either.
But they're doing it.
And with that...
We'll see how far they get.
Yeah!
With that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the CBBC, John C. Dvorak!
Well, thank you for saying that, Adam C. Curry.
Exactly.
And in the morning to all ships and sea boots on the ground feeding the air subs in the water.
James and the knights out there.
Hey, in the morning to our trolls hanging out there in the troll room at noagendastream.com.
Count hands up, trolls!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
26, 20, 26, 75.
No, that can't be.
No, that's not true.
Hold on.
Something else came by.
1628.
That was my mistake.
1628.
Well, okay.
Well, it's not a quorum of trolls.
But it'll have to do.
It's noagendastream.com where we've got the troll room.
You can listen to the live stream.
The live stream is on 24 hours a day.
And that's because we have all the coolest podcasts running on that.
So you can come in.
You can listen to a show.
It's a collaborative thing.
You all hang out.
You troll.
And it's even more fun if it's a live show.
We have a lot of those.
And you can troll the hosts.
And I look at it all the time.
And we appreciate the trolls there.
Please, if you're in...
Ask any of the trolls for an invite to NoAgendaSocial.com.
NoAgendaSocial.com is our federated social network with no algorithms.
The signal to noise is perfect.
You have complete control over what you see in your timeline.
You don't like something.
You can silence it, block it, whatever.
It's all up to you.
And it is still amazing to me how many people in Gitmo Nation report people.
It is truly sad to see, if you don't mind me saying, how many people from the No Agenda Nation are on NoAgendaSocial.com and report people to the principal, which happens to be me.
It is so sad.
She's mean.
Yeah.
So you can get an invite for that, but you might...
I've got my block list going.
I am going to publish the block list and advise everyone in No Agenda Social to block these people.
Oh, cool.
So now it comes from the...
You're the hall monitor.
You're the hall monitor.
Top down, baby.
Top down.
Uh, also in the morning to, uh, the artist who we'd like to credit for the artwork for episode 1,287.
Uh, we titled that Schoolology, and I do have a report on Schoolology later on.
This was done by Arrow Shamrock, who I think has had maybe, has Arrow Shamrock had any other, uh, art scores that we know of?
Maybe one.
He, he's done a lot of work, though.
Yeah.
Not pages and pages and pages, but he's done more than five or six.
He's done like a page full.
Well, this was the Geek Squad logo with October Surprise, and it was conceptually, I think we liked it a lot because it showed that the October Surprise was the Hunter Biden laptop, which came from a repair shop.
Of course, we, in this case, have appropriated the Geek Squad, but I will say that A day or two, I was outside, and I saw a Geek Squad van come by, and it triggered...
Oh, I got to donate, is what I thought when I saw that.
So we like how it works.
It went by your house.
Did it have a lot of antennas?
No.
It did not have a lot of antennas.
It was a nice piece.
It was really good.
And in general, the level of art that is being created, I don't think we've ever seen it this high.
I mean, there's really good stuff, and it's competitive.
Yeah, once it gets competitive, it gets better.
And it also gets hard for us to...
Could you explain to Darren O'Neill what he's doing wrong with thinking that naked women works or whatever you call that?
Oh, he's...
Yeah, he...
O'Neill...
O'Neill really wanted to win this last time, and he had a number of pieces that were good, and they will be used in other venues.
But...
He keeps doing this, because I criticized him once, about a month or two ago, about what his notion of cheesecake was.
Got cheesecake, right.
And cheesecake is an old marketing, or it's an old advertising term for using a pretty girl, showing a lot of leg, or cleavage or something.
She's always got to be pretty, has to have, you know, tall, usually.
A redhead, maybe a blonde.
But it was just an eye-catching female figure or form.
And it's called cheesecake.
And nobody even refers to this term anymore.
And so I condemned him for doing a lousy version of this.
And he's never really caught on what it's really about.
He keeps going for it.
But he keeps trying.
So I'm going to put a little note of advice here.
Go back and look at ads from the 50s.
With the, where they had the torpedo brassieres and that sort of thing.
Oh, yeah.
And just go back and look at those ad, beer ads, any ad, and just look at the way the women are presented.
It's a very sexist thing.
That's why it's not popular anymore.
But for us, we don't care.
We'd be tubing.
We'd be tubing away.
And you can always look at it as retro instead of, oh, that's sexist.
No, it's not.
It's retro.
It's retro.
And you'll get the...
If anyone says those guys are sexist dicks, no, they're just retro.
Yeah.
I like that.
Just retro.
So, he's getting closer, but he's still not getting there.
Yeah.
Hey, we love what the artists are doing.
There was one candidate that came very close, and you used that for the newsletter.
That was the cesium-137 with the factory and the vaccine, the monkey.
I mean, it's such high-level stuff.
We've got to choose something, and we try to find something that'll draw attention, that'll pop, that'll make people want to listen to the episode.
We really believe that works.
And it's so appreciated.
It's a lot of work for a lot of very smart, talented people.
And it's exactly what we're looking for.
Your time, your talent, your treasure.
That is how the value-for-value model works.
Whatever you get out of it, put it back in.
When you put in, you will get out.
Sometimes tenfold.
And we'd like to thank our top donors for the treasure side.
We reward them with some titles, executive producer and associate executive producer.
We start today with episode 1,288 and our first executive producer.
Yeah, well, the first executive producer, I don't have his...
Do you have an email from him?
Because I know one came through.
From Sean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sean McCune, maybe.
Sean McCune donated $1,000.
Holy moly.
Sent us a note, which I can't find now on the fly.
Let me see.
I got a Kelly and a Ryan, and I got...
It's possible he's got...
You know, the problem is people don't use their names.
No, they often don't.
Which is always annoying.
I do not have an email from Sean.
I know he sent one in, because he's talking about how to pronounce his name, McCune, as if we don't know how to pronounce it.
Let me just look up donation, see if I can find that, perhaps.
But otherwise, we're going to have to scrounge around and just pass on...
Well, so we don't even know if he has a knight title or anything like that?
No, he does.
He wants to be, I think...
Well, is he on the knighting list?
Let me take a look.
I have him as...
Let's see...
Nope.
No, because we don't have any...
No, he's not on the list because I don't know what he wants.
I don't know what to do.
Oh no.
And I do not have an email, so we'll have to get back to us so we can do a proper ceremony.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened to the note, but I'm pretty sure it came through and I either put it aside or, you know, I don't know why people just can't cut and paste their notes and put it into the box.
Well, because they're usually too long, I'd say.
No, if you cut and paste it, it'll get in.
The problem is what people do is they type the note, hit the return key.
Ah, and then it's done.
And then the note gets shipped.
I gotcha.
Whoops.
Yeah, so that's kind of one of the problems.
Most of these long notes that we get, the ones I'm always bitching about, are usually...
Cut and paste into the box.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's go to Sir Fromgar from Lettice, I'm sure, Pennsylvania.
But if you look at it and you look at the city name, it's really Lettice.
Okay.
Gotcha.
$561.79.
You do have some email from our man from LaTitz.
I do, I do, I do, I do.
I feel a tad douchey having not donated since the big 10-year drive.
That's almost three years ago.
On top of that, I feel more douchey having slipped through being a knight from half the money.
It was one of our BOGO offers.
I never claimed a title before, and this amount wraps up my Fibonacci donation of $1,123.58 with his second part, $561.79.
He's asking for the title, Sir Fromagar, Knight of the Douchebags.
When the apocalypse comes, he says, I'll go around and assist all the delinquent douchebags.
A douchebag with a shrunken amygdala is better than a douchebag with a giant amygdala.
I also need to report on Job's karma.
I was ousted from a job shortly after you played a Nancy Jobs, but received an offer after a Trump's Jobs and lost an excellent opportunity when a mix was played.
I therefore request...
Well, I'm wondering if this was for him or he's just listening to the show and he's taking that on, which is possible.
You could have secondary job-itis.
I don't know.
But he says he didn't donate since then.
But he therefore requests a Trump-only jobs karma and consideration to ban Nancy from all jobs karmas.
Now, I don't think we should do that.
She seems to still be the one to make it happen.
I also humbly request a de-douching.
Okay.
You've been de-douched.
And a...
Let's see.
And a plug for No Agenda Social.
We plug it every single show.
NoagendaSocial.com.
We have a group on there that plugs people to get them followers and joining the community.
If people are looking to join the fun, have them tag me.
I'll broadcast to whomever I can.
Very good.
And we appreciate that.
We'll see you at the...
Let's see.
He's got a...
It's a title, right?
Is it just purely...
Yes.
We'll see you at the roundtable.
And here is your request.
Jobs, jobs, jobs.
We'll give it to you straight, man.
You've got karma.
And good luck with that.
Good luck.
Let's move on with...
We have...
I don't know how to pronounce this.
I'd say it's Ray or Ria.
Ria.
Ray.
Ray.
Probably Ray.
Ray.
R-A-E-A. Ray.
Ray Campbell.
Ria.
Ray Campbell.
48048.
This donation is from Ray on behalf of Bosom Wellness.
I think it's got an O with a thing over it.
So it's a bosom.
I think it's bosom.
Bosom Wellness.
It's probably for good breast health.
Or it's a company called Bosom Wellness.
I don't know.
Well, it's all a mystery to me.
We appreciate it, though.
$48.48.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ms.
I'm guessing Campbell.
Onward with Baroness Susan Johnson, who came in from Hillsboro, Oregon, with $400.
And she wrote a card.
Oh, nice.
We love cards.
We do love cards.
She likes cards.
And I like cards.
We all like cards.
John and Adam, 33s have been coming at me from all directions, so I know it was time to give.
In honor of the show's anniversary, I'm donating $100 for each year I have been listening.
Oh.
She's been listening for 100 years.
Wow.
Good work.
I didn't know the show was on that long.
That's what she says.
Thank you for being there twice a week, doing the work, informing and amusing me.
Sir Craig Porter, the Ronin, I apologize for missing your farewell meetup on the 4th.
Wishing you the best on your relocation down south.
Just remember, Oregon is above California.
John and Adam, happy anniversary.
An LGY seems appropriate.
Love and light.
Baron Susan.
Oh, well, we always...
Baroness.
I'm sorry.
Baroness Susan.
Let's get that right.
Baroness Susan.
And all she wants is just an LGY, that's all.
An LGY. Oh, we got that for you.
Oh, that's not quite the one I want.
It was good, too.
What happened to Yay?
What happened to...
Oh, that's weird.
Huh.
Sometimes.
Girl, girl, yay?
Yeah.
Yay!
There we go.
Yeah, she was hiding.
Onward with Ross Easterling.
He's in New Brownsfells, Texas, where they used to make the world's greatest hondo sideburner barbecue that actually worked well.
Mmm.
Most of them don't work well, and they're just a nightmare.
But no, they don't make them anymore.
$333.33.
Ross Easterling from New Bronze Fills, Texas, upon returning from lost wages, Adam expressed a profound weariness from doing the media deconstruction of late.
No, that's not true.
No, yeah, but I want to correct him.
I found your podcast with the JRE just in time because I was digging hard to discover the evil motivations behind the media, behind the media lies, plandemic, and the capricious government lockdowns.
At a time when critically looking at the propaganda was filling me with despair and grieving...
I found the best podcast in the universe, and I'm deeply grateful for your courage.
If Adam will throw in a penny, then this donation will take me to knighthood.
Hold on, I got that.
I got a penny for you.
Sir Macanudo de la Paz.
I'd like to have Aguardente de Cana at the round table, if available.
I put in the order.
I haven't seen it, but I don't see why it wouldn't show up, so we'll set that in for you.
The fatigue was people not sticking up and saying stuff and saying enough already.
It was a disappointment.
I don't know if it was fatigue.
Maybe I came across that way.
But thank you very much.
We appreciate that.
Why don't you give him some gratuitous karma for him and New Brownsfell's?
Yes, and we'll throw in a twist to goat.
You've got...
Goat!
...karma.
Capricious.
I had to look it up.
Capricious.
It's sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behavior.
Unaccountable changes of mood or behavior.
Capricious government doctor house.
Yeah, I do like it.
That sounds right, doesn't it?
It's a good word.
Yeah.
Sir Ron Gardner in San Diego, California, 333.33.
We've got a lot today, by the way.
There must have been a lot of 33s out there.
Many thanks for the best podcast in the universe for continuing to keep us sane.
There are no others like yourselves, and I am appreciative.
For what you do with my sustaining donations at 33.33, this 333.33, I believe, has made me reach the status of Baron.
I would like to get a title change to SirRong33, RonG33, Protector of San Diego and the Surrounding Waters.
No jingles, no karma, no karma.
So does he want me to pronounce that as SirRong33 or SirRong33?
I think he was wrong.
Sarong 33.
Sarong.
Got it.
Like Sarong.
Got it.
Okay, Sarong, Sarong.
Onward with auto land surveying in Berrien Springs, Michigan.
333.33.
I've been listening to the show since Adam went on Rogan.
This is two today.
Two of the Roganites.
And I will say this.
They're two and they're both big spenders.
You know, it's because they've never been asked to support anything in all the years they've been listening to great stuff.
And now they get it.
I love that.
But that's the only possible reason.
There's no other reason.
Because we don't think that the Rogan listeners are a bunch of high rollers.
No.
Just throwing money all over the place.
I've been listening to the show since Adam went on Rogan.
Can you please de-douche me?
You've been de-douched.
I find great value in the show and figured it was time to donate.
Could I please get a full Sharpton respect and some jobs karma?
I'd like to call out my friend Lincoln in 29 Palms as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Keep up the great work.
I'll be hitting people in the mouth.
Myself, Best Dustin Otto Niles in Michigan.
By the way, well, I was just going to say, by the way, track down Local One in Michigan and you can go to some of those.
They have lots of meetups.
They have a very nice social network they put together.
And if you're in Michigan, you should be part of it.
She's getting lunch at the Chipotle.com.
The Tortise in the race.
Kim Kardashian.
Siganoi Weaver.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T. They're all jitty.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T. There's no real conflict.
Resist.
We must.
Resist.
Just a little bit.
We must.
Just a little bit.
And we will much about that be committed.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Always love playing that owl.
That's a good one.
I love the long owl.
I like Tortoise.
In the race.
James Fukumoto in Salem, Virginia.
333.33.
Yet another.
Uh, you want some Obama No No No song and Obama You Might Die and some...
Goat karma.
Single dad.
No, single dad goat karma.
Oh, he's a single dad.
He's a single dad, yeah.
Okay.
I was hit in the mouth by Sore Man on the Mount and Dame IT. I've been a solid listener for about a year, so...
Uh...
Okay, I just have to interrupt because I just had a thought.
So, apparently, the people that do those Social Security calls, they're starting to show up now daily.
You know, the Social Security Administration has seen some wrongdoing with your card and it's being pulled.
Mm-hmm.
And apparently, there's some stats on this.
These people that do the scam, they made something like a million in 2017, and now they're up to $10 million a year, so they're doing the scam a lot more.
But if anyone listens to this, they say, we are going to have to remove your card from IT. And to this day, I don't know what these Indians think that means.
Huh.
But, yeah, that's what they say, and I keep listening.
I've got to get a recording of this.
I'm going to get a recording soon, I hope.
So they say, if you don't respond, we'll have to remove your card from IT. Yeah.
Huh.
Hmm.
Yeah.
And this is different than the one where they're going to come and arrest you for some reason.
I'd like that one better.
That's more fun.
Yeah, I guess.
Let's start over.
James Fugimoto, 333.33.33.
He was hit in the mouth by Sir Man on the Mount and Dame IT to trigger the thought.
I have been a solid listener for about a year, so if I could get a de-douching so the Rogan transfers can stop showing me up.
You've been de-douched.
Nice.
Keep up the good work and thanks for keeping my amygdala small.
Could you add my girlfriend to the list, 1029, and a shout out to my smoking hot girlfriend.
She is on the list.
No, I think it's his birthday to the list.
Now he says, could you add my birthday to the list for 1029?
Oh, my birthday, I'm sorry.
And a shout out to my smoking hot girlfriend.
Because he probably, you know, he probably has something to make up for.
i've been watching you no no no no no no no no no no no no no no come on where was i no no no no no no no no no no no hey listen i love you back you might die did you see obama uh yesterday uh shilling for joe in philly yeah i did man that was weird i
You know Brian the Gay Crusader, who we did the white paper on about Russia hating gays, which turned out to be not true, right?
And so he lives in Philly now, and he sent me pictures, or he's in Philly, he sent me pictures, said, you know, this was supposed to be some big thing for black people, it was all about the black people, and he's sending me pictures of signs, closed event, invited guests only, VIP entrance.
It's like nothing at all like Oh, send me those pictures for the newsletter.
Oh, I will.
I will.
Sure.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he said, I only see white people.
But they were in their car, so it was a parking lot.
Oh, was that one of the honking events?
Yeah, it was a honking event.
And that does not work for President Obama.
It does not work.
He needs the crowd.
He needs the energy.
For anybody, by the way.
But certainly for President Obama, he needs the energy of the crowd to perform.
He needs to have people yelling back at him.
He does.
I thought it was sad that he had to do that.
Joe doesn't need that.
No, Joe doesn't need much.
He feels like an old man walking across the street with people honking at him.
Joe just needs oxygen.
I'm getting across the street as fast as I can.
Honk, honk, honk.
So Joe's right at home.
Neil Harrelson's right at home with another 333.33 donation from Auburn, Michigan.
And I will mention to him Local One the same way I just did.
For sure.
For sure.
Track these guys down.
Get a hold of me if you have their emails.
He wrote a note in a...
I think it's nice handwriting.
It's a little French.
So it's not that easy to read.
And people should know that we have the American longhand, or whatever the kids call it, American longhand is a specific style of lettering, and the French use a completely alien version.
Can you stop for one second since you're not actually reading the note?
I forgot the goat karma, the single dad goat karma.
I feel bad about that.
That's for James.
You've got karma.
I want to make sure he got that.
Okay, back to Neil.
So he wrote a note, and it's very pretty, but it's a little Frenchy.
A note of thanks for doing the work that the mainstream media is supposed to, but doesn't.
Your reporting, and just as important, your backing it up, has become...
Which Adam did very nicely today, by the way, I should mention.
Give him kudos for that.
Wow, thank you.
Has become...
Could have been tighter.
Is that what you're going to say?
Could have been tighter?
Has become invaluable.
13 years and somehow we do know each other, don't we?
Tighten it up.
Tighten it up, bitch.
Therefore, my douchebaggery must come to an end.
Please find the enclosed check.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
And for jingles, I'd like a that's true, and anything, if you're choosing now, I'm going to put a secondary request in there, because Adam's going to pick something out.
But I want Adam to pick something out, this is my part of it, that we've not heard for years.
Anyway, and he continues, anyways, he says, keep it up, and again, thanks, all the best, Neil.
Something we haven't heard in years.
Well, you'll make it very easy for me.
I mean, I don't actually have like a bin or something that just, oh, here's stuff that we haven't heard for years.
Now you can complain, but let's see if you can find something.
Well, give me something.
Give me something.
Okay, hold on a second.
I'll just look.
I'll look under the head.
You know what I'm going to pick if you ask me?
Share a Secret is my all-time favorite clip.
Okay, so Share a Secret.
That's actually not what it's called.
It's Hold Hands and...
Oh, there's no competition.
There's no...
There's no...
No, that's not what it is.
There's no...
There's no winners.
There's no winners?
Yeah, no winners.
Okay, I got that one.
So I'm just banging something out.
I have no idea what it is.
We'll just give it a shot, see how it rolls.
That's true.
Okay, there you go.
I'm really sad I picked that one.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
You've got karma.
I pulled like some Club 33 thing.
I don't know what that was.
Sorry.
It was.
I work better when I'm prepared for something.
Not just, oh, just grab something.
There's half a terabyte of grabbing to do.
A terabyte.
Sir Matt in Bloomington, Illinois, does not have a terabyte, but he's got $333 to donate.
John and Adam, I knew I was long overdue for a donation when I had the logo from the TV station, WCIA Channel 3, from my childhood hometown of Urbana, was used as art.
I would like to call out my book.
We changed, you know, there was somebody that actually used the true number.
Yeah, 33 was better.
I'd like to call out my buddy Michael Brown from Bloomington, Indiana as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
He's been listening since I hit him in the mouth last year.
Whoa.
Thanks for the small amygdala and keeping me up to good work.
No, no, no G, no karma.
I don't know what the G stands for.
We won't give it.
This is no, no gingles, no gingles, no karma.
No goodies, no goat.
This is really the best podcast in the universe, sincerely.
I think he means no goat.
Thank you, Sir Matt.
Sir Matt the Vulgarian.
Very nice.
Sir Matt the Vulgarian.
Sir Semi-Anonymous.
Another $333 donation.
A long overdue donation.
Always enjoy the show.
Please keep this short.
Or I'll keep it short.
I'd like to get a COVID karma for an uncle who caught it.
And is in a precarious situation.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Of course we will.
You've got karma.
All right.
For the uncle.
I'm going to give him a yay.
Yay!
Little girl yay.
Nick Robinson and Sir Carey's in Dracut, Massachusetts.
That's 30303.
30303.
I've achieved the Baron status of Baron.
Nice.
If this pleases the Peerage Committee, I would like to claim as my protectorate the territory of Greater Boston, leading to a new title of Sir Cary's Baron of Greater Boston.
And if it's not too much to ask, a relationship karma would be much appreciated.
Thank you so much for your continued great work on the best podcast in the universe.
Regards.
Yes, well of course we got that for you.
You've got karma.
So Joe, by the way, we should mention that this is part of our anniversary week.
We're on our 30th year.
The next show will be our anniversary show.
Oh, is that true?
Holy crap.
Wait, that'll be Friday, Saturday, well it'll be the day before our actual anniversary, correct?
The anniversary's on the Monday.
Sir Joel, battle-born Black Baron of Northern Nevada in Reno.
30303, coincidentally.
I forgot to bring in the person, bring an in-person donation to the Carson City meetup.
Great to hang with Eric D. and the boys.
Meet Lavish, Lavash or Lavish, and reconnect with Sir Chris, a small but effective group holding it down for Northern Nevada.
No jingles, no karma.
Sir Joel, battle-born Black Baron of Northern Nevada.
Nice.
Thank you.
I heard it was a nice, fun little meetup.
Oh, good.
Carson City is a great little town.
It's the capital.
People don't realize it.
But it is.
Brian Ellis in Kearney, Nebraska.
300.
Ah!
JCD has a note.
And this note also came in as a card.
Handwritten.
Not a stylish form of writing.
More of printing.
Hail Podfather and JCD! In the morning from Kearney, Nebraska, thank you for your calming, humorous, and wise words to keep me sane and well-adjusted.
Here is a trio of Benjamins for the best podcasts in the universe.
As a lover of history, I am shocked, shocked to see that the education system abandoned the subject.
You guys had me laughing so hard on one of the episodes talking about Tourette's.
Always makes me feel normal about having ADD. I've been reading a book about Joseph McCarthy written by Arthur Herman.
In the book, it describes how the media was on the Democrat side even then and how it discredited McCarthy.
Just thank you.
Like Trump and the media today.
Check it out and maybe I can add it to the No Agenda Book Club.
Also, I'd like to give a shout-out to my radioactive Russian hottie.
Brrrr!
Anna.
Anna.
And get some health and relationship karma jingles also.
You could have.
Yeah, you could have.
But there's more to read so you can look them up.
Just take your meds and while I'm really high, we...
While I'm really high...
Is that in that same clip or is that a...
No, it's separate.
It's separate.
Okay, just take your meds.
Wow, I'm really high.
Whee!
He continues with, thank you for your courage, love, and light.
Brian, I should mention this.
He got this.
This is a card.
He sent it in.
And this card has an overprint, like an overlay of It makes it look like there's a piece of paper in here, which you can write on, but it's not.
It's actually, it's on the card.
I don't know why I'm mentioning this.
It's fascinating info.
It's very good.
It's weird.
Anyway, go on.
It's up to you.
Oh, is it time?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think I stalled enough.
Stop now.
Wow.
I am really high.
Wow.
Oh yeah, we...
You've got karma.
Okay.
Nailed it.
You did.
Sir Patrick Coble, our buddy, the Duke of the South, is here with $260.
Yo!
The Duke of the South!
And he had a t-shirt on at the meetup.
Duke of the South.
It was a tour meetup.
It's like a touring shirt.
He has a tour, yeah.
Because he comes to every meetup everywhere in the world.
He's a Duke of the South, but he's going for the globe.
The Vegas Super Spreader meetup was awesome, and I cannot wait for more meetups everywhere I can get to.
It was awesome to see the Adam and Tina.
The show fam.
The Adam.
The Adam and the Tina.
That's what I'm referring to from now on.
The Adam.
That's right, baby.
The show family, the celebrity Dame Jennifer, and Dame Angela, for all the boots on the ground, help.
It was a great shindig, and it was so nice to see and hear from people in something that was very normal again, an event.
Can I get some business and meet-up goat karma, please, and a random Sharpton?
Thank you both for everything you do for this awesome community of producers.
It's truly life-changing.
It's a life-changing podcast.
Merry 13th anniversary.
That is so sweet, Sir Patrick Hoble.
He has done so much for so long.
Really, really appreciate it.
So, of course, when you ask for a random Sharpton, there's really only one that can come up.
There's no real conflict!
You know what I'm talking about.
You've got...
Thank you, Sir Patrick.
Thank you, thank you.
Dana Brunetti.
Dana Brunetti in Los Angeles, California.
$250.
I discovered no agenda shortly after the lockdown in L.A. when I fled that hell hole for 40 acres in NorCal that I bought in December.
Nice!
Great timing.
Must be a farmer.
I was looking for podcasts to listen to while I ride around my land on a tractor with a Glock on my head.
She's got to be planting weed up there.
When I searched to see...
Well, then she's a millionaire.
When I searched to see what happened to cranky geeks, I found 80s MTV VJ and a cranky geek.
So this listener is due to John C., not Adam on Joe Rogan.
Nice.
We're getting pushback.
Yeah.
Though glad to rediscover you too, Adam.
Thank you.
Anyways, on the last show...
Can I just...
I need to stop for a second.
I just want to make sure that...
I mean, we're participating in something I kind of stand against.
We are normalizing incorrect grammar.
And so, I know you're saying it as a joke, but are you...
It's anyway.
Not anyways.
If you give it a Z, it's okay.
I'm worried.
I'm worried.
The way I see it.
I'm worried that Dana might be actually saying this.
Saying anyways in real life.
Yes, that's what I'm worried about.
Well, any who, then use that instead, please.
Any who.
Yeah, that's the way to go.
Anyways, on the last show, John said he had wished more Hollywood regulars contributed, so here I am.
Woo!
Okay, this is...
Well, now we have to go look Dana Brunetti up on the IMDB thing.
IMDB, why don't you look her up?
I will, of course.
It could also be a guy, by the way.
Yeah, Dana's a man's name.
Yeah.
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly.
Dana Brunetti is not just any old producer.
It's a guy, by the way.
It is a guy, okay.
Dana Brunetti, top hit, top hit.
This is the kind of people we have here.
Headline from Vanity Fair.
Dana Brunetti, Hollywood's most openly disliked and secretly beloved executive.
The flashy producer behind House of Cards, The Social Network, and Fifty Shades of Grey.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a bona fide Hollywood celebrity with us on board!
He is a millionaire.
And he carries a glock.
And he carries a glock on his hip.
Wow!
So why do people hate him?
And he used to watch Cranky Geeks for some unknown reason.
Okay.
Nice.
Let's continue with this note.
And he's who says, anyways.
Yeah.
John said he wished he had more Hollywood regulars, so here I am.
With my executive producer credit, will it make it to the IMDB page?
Yes.
Well, hell yes.
This actually counts.
Yeah.
Adam says this every show, but he'll say it again, too.
Also, feel free to use on the episode from the producer of and choose a good or bad film or TV credit of mine of your choice.
So we can use that on our page of compliments.
Oh, I like that.
You will do that.
From the producer of House of Cards.
We can say that right there.
I have the page of compliments in the works.
It'll be a while.
Anyway, sorry, that is my Hollywood douchiness coming out, of course.
So please dedouche me!
This is exciting.
I'm all jitty.
Yeah, he's above the fold.
I forgot who it was.
It was one of these superstar director-producers.
Dana Brunetti is the real deal.
No, he's above the fold, too, which is a term that refers to people that are possibly Republicans, but it doesn't affect anything because they already make too much money for the business.
So, anyway, go on.
We're fawning over Dina.
Sorry, this is my Hollywood douche, blah, blah, blah.
Also, I may need some pants-extended karma, depending on how the show goes and what it ends up being titled, because now, as a producer of it, I could be cancelled.
You too.
You too can be cancelled.
You can't be cancelled.
Anything to do with this show has got nobody cancelled.
Nothing ever happens with this show.
Nothing ever happens to anybody.
Including us.
We're inviting being cancelled.
No, it's not going to happen.
I want to thank you for that.
Do we have the Pence combo?
He wanted the TPP. The Max one.
Yeah, the new one we had.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it lined up, yeah.
But it's Pence and it's Pelosi and Trump.
It's a TPP. Is that the one?
Let's read his thing again.
I think that's what he wants.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, they extend it.
He wants the Pence extended.
That's the TPP. I think it is, yeah.
Why do people hate him?
I don't know.
Probably because he's, obviously, because he's probably a Republican or an independent voter and he doesn't promote Democrat ideals.
That's my guess.
Probably.
It's probably worse than that.
If I would guess, I'm not even going to say it.
Very interesting.
We love our big Hollywood...
It's nice when they come out of the closet, our Hollywood celebs.
Hey, man, send a picture of the farm.
I want to know what...
You know...
Hey, he's up in NorCal.
I'll go visit him.
Yeah, you should go hang out.
Hey, after all...
We can go shooting together.
He came for you.
I have Rory's dad.
You got the producer of House of Cards.
Yeah.
Love it.
I'm sure he's got some great gossip.
Okay, so I'm going to throw in a goat and a kitchen sink and everything.
Jobs.
And jobs.
You've got...
Oh, man.
Karma.
Nice.
Welcome to Gitmo Nation.
We're with Richard Harris, $250.
He's in Gooding, Idaho.
John, I'm sorry, I'm very disappointed in you.
Why?
Whatever happened to finally you can get a bit part?
Oh man, you were fawning all over the guy so much that I dropped the ball.
I get my bit part.
Yeah, you're in baby, you're in like Flynn.
Yeah, we'll see.
Talk is cheap.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sure everyone he knows is asking for a bit part.
Okay, Dear No Agenda, this is Richard Harris, 250 bucks from Gooding, Idaho.
I heard Adam on the Joe Rogan show.
What can I say?
Joe talked too much.
Adam and John's show is the best.
Thank you.
Here is some money.
Could I please have lots of karma, all flavors, please?
As I am a little pissed off, I invented memes.
Oh.
Look in any public school textbook and you will find thought bubbles, huge boobs, and lots of dicks.
That was me.
There is an example of my work on the opposite side of this letter.
Proof.
We should introduce him to Dana.
Proof.
Proof.
This is getting silly.
Alright, just lots of karma?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Alright, we got lots of karma.
You've got...
I love that.
I love my job.
Sir Carl with the K's back.
In Rochester, New York, 233.33.
Gentlemen, this donation is a thank you to John C. Dvorak for guest hosting with us on the Who Are These podcast.
I guess the episode just dropped the other day.
I would hope someone would pick it up.
You were fantastic, John.
I hope you had fun.
Ever since becoming a knight in 2017, I've been donating without paying attention to the total amount.
I just looked it up.
I'm a baron!
Yay!
Wow!
To be honored, if you could...
I don't think he's on the list.
Yeah, I think he is, actually.
I'll check.
Okay, well, if you see.
I'd be honored if you can give me some title changes.
If possible, I'd like to claim Cuomo's internment camp of New York as my territory.
He's actually not on the list.
Sir Carl with a K. And he becomes baron.
And what is his...
Cuomo's internment camp of New York.
Okay.
Got it.
Got it, man.
Thanks.
Jingle's request.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
See something, say something, followed by shut up, slave.
Also, I humbly request the karma for WATP, which is, who are these podcasts?
Sincerely, Sir Carl with a K. If you see something, say something, shut up, slave.
You've got karma.
Sir Nubbin!
Baron of the Valley, 233.33.
I just wanted to say thanks for doing the work.
I want to get on the donating for 13-year anniversary.
Can I get a TPP? Wow, yeah.
Jobs, Karma, and Rev, you're going to need Bitcoin.
Stay safe out there.
I would like a title change to Baron of White River Valley.
Yes.
You're nubbin'.
Jobs.
They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
You've got karma.
Nice combo.
And you can take this one.
Okay, I have to scroll down.
Oh, it's probably a really long one.
Oh, yes it is.
Anonymous.
$233.33 in the morning.
Adam and John just got married on 1010 and consider this our wedding deposit to you as our vendors for infotainment and small amygdalas.
Are you happy with your purchase?
If possible, John, please recite the following as our wedding gift.
So that is a specific request for you.
Yes, I see that.
10-10-20s on your titties, bitch!
Wow.
That even gave me a chill.
All right, I get right to it.
I teach U.S. history in the School for Exiled Chinese Dissidents, started by the Falun Gong Epoch Times.
Oh, these people, he says, are nuts!
But a lot of that is over-exaggerated Chinese propaganda, their words.
Who even knows anymore?
And he goes into quite a long story about the Falun Gong, which actually I'd like to look into a little bit more.
But he says, parents have told me about the Chinese using honey traps for years.
I guess he's referring to Hunter Biden.
And they record every international official in China having extramarital affairs and worse for blackmail.
You don't say.
Usually in America, when the Chinese do that, we call it Russian...
It's starting to add up.
These people are cuckoo!
But I can't help but notice that your reports are starting to align with info they told me years ago that I brushed off as hogwash.
Our enrollment is up as...
That's our show, by the way, period.
Right there.
Our enrollment is up.
Many families, non-Chinese as well, are seeing the corruption in our education system and the utter failure to help our students through the CCP virus.
Again, their words, the CCP virus.
They are flocking to our school for truth and in-person classes.
We forbid the students any access to social media because, well, a duh...
They have a whole OTG school, he says, off the grid.
Some 6th grade students just started and end the CCP club, and they all wear face masks with that emblazoned upon them.
Send pictures, you know, if you can.
I don't want to be able to identify the kids, but I like it.
A robust young group of kids who hate communism and love the U.S. and liberty.
Future no-agenda listeners for sure.
What?
We're not already on the curriculum?
It's OTG. And the chicks in the office from Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy.
Their founder is a real hoot and a bastion of free speech.
P.S. Very well-known musician in the Bay Area that is a listener, plays a lot in Grateful Dead-related bands and solo career.
He donated recently, and I messaged him, and he actually responded.
Thanks again to people like you and comedian Tim Dillon for keeping me sane.
I'll give you the whole load, that's true, and juice jingle.
Remember, Jerry loves you, and to vote gold.
Alright, so let me just get the whole load.
I wasn't prepared to see that there.
Hey, where's the whole load, man?
There we go.
The whole load.
Come on, load the load, Bo Jiden.
Anyone to see that juice?
And was there a third one in there?
Oh, I have to go back.
No, I think we're okay.
And I guess we'll throw in a karma.
I'm gonna give you the whole load today.
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
And I'll do a manual.
That's true!
You've got karma.
Thanks for the note.
I wonder who the...
I know we have a lot of musicians that listen to this show.
Someone who plays in The Grateful Dead?
I don't know.
A guy up in Sacramento?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Hey, man.
We got the producer of House of Cigars.
You're really impressed by that guy.
I'm impressed by the fact that he drives around in a track with a Glock.
With a Glock on his hip.
Yeah.
Especially around these parts.
You must go visit.
That would fit in with growing dope.
Yes, of course.
I know what I'm talking about.
Go visit.
Get some samples.
Yeah, I want to go visit.
He runs Tegrity Farms.
Okay, onward.
Now, this one is a problem because I don't have Jonathan Keegan.
K-E-E-G-A-N. Let me see if I can look him up.
I usually do this before the show.
Well, it's not color-coded properly.
You want me to do Brett while you look up Jonathan?
Yeah, why don't you do Brett?
Although, honestly, your email server is rejecting so many people, I might as well look him up.
I think somehow your squirrel mail is now hooked into some block list that is really tight.
I should be complaining.
Gmail addresses are getting blocked.
I got Jonathan Keegan right here.
In the morning, John Adam, thank you for your courage.
Am I CC'd on that?
Uh, I don't think so.
No.
Oh, well then I don't have it.
You're blaming squirrel mail.
You just hate squirrel mail.
I know it.
In the morning, John and Adam, thank you for your courage.
It's been too long since my last donation.
And when my gorgeous girlfriend said we were on the phone for...
And when my gorgeous girlfriend said we were on the phone for 3 hours and 33 minutes last night, I knew it was time to tubing, to donate.
Here's a dollar for each minute we were on the phone.
I knew she was a keeper when she suggested we run 10 miles on our first date.
No jingles, just relationship karma, please.
She sounds like a keeper indeed.
I believe you are right, sir.
You've got karma.
And finally, this is a long segment.
I want to thank people for putting up with it.
Although we try to keep it entertaining.
We do.
And hey, listen.
We found out that we have a famous Hollywood producer producing our show.
Producing our show.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, he's a producer of our show.
Yes.
Of this show.
This show.
Now, he's only...
What is 1288?
In all fairness, he's only an associate executive producer, but we think if he sticks with it, he'll be okay.
He gets a credit.
Yeah, associate.
Associate.
Yeah, not an exec.
He's just...
The guy's worth it.
The guy...
You know, man.
Brett, $210.24 from Parts Unknown in the morning.
This donation goes toward my brand new Smokin' Hot Wives Damehood.
Hmm.
In honor of her birthday.
I don't think she's on the list.
No, I don't think she's on the list either.
This is...
Okay, Brett to Rose.
Keep going.
My wife, Rose, will be 31 on the 24th.
Happy birthday, Rose.
I love every moment being with you.
We were hit up in the mouth on the 4th of July this year.
I started listening after my wife, my fiancé at the time, got really into it.
I do not believe that the Democrats are trying to win.
They want to lose so they can become more radical in Trump's second term.
This is like the basic theories that Republicans have these same theories.
And the Republicans say they kind of hope to lose because...
They will lose everything and the Democrats will go nuts and they'll be passing all kinds of stuff and then the Republicans will make a huge comeback during the midterms, take back the House and the Senate.
By then, Joe Biden will be dead.
They will impeach Kamala Harris.
And Nancy Pelosi becomes queen.
No, no, because they've taken over the House and the Senate.
So a Republican will be the Speaker of the House and he'll be the next president.
I love this.
That's a great theory.
That's a great theory.
Yeah, good luck with any of this.
They want to lose so they can become more radical.
What do you guys think of that theory?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's very possible.
Yeah, that's what they're doing.
No douchebag callouts because the world needs love, not hate.
Please throw in a...
That's gratuitous.
Please throw in a pasta glock and a goat karma for all that need it.
Glock and goat.
Love and light to you both and to all that seek the truth in this crazy conflicted time.
I like the glock...
Anonymous from...
He's in Boulevard.
Oh no, the next guy's in Boulevard.
Never mind.
I like the glock and the gun.
That's a...
Glock and the gun.
No, a glock and a goat.
I'm sorry.
Glock and a goat.
Glock and a goat.
Let's see if we can do it.
No, that's not it.
No, is it this one?
No, this one.
Here we go.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shield.
My pasta glock locked and loaded.
Pasta glock.
Pasta glock.
You've got...
Okay, you got me on that.
That's funny.
Yeah, pasta glock so I can shoot it.
Pasta glock locked and loaded.
I got you.
All right.
That's a group of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1288.
I want to thank each and every one of them for making the show possible and for congratulating us on our 13th anniversary.
The 13th anniversary show will be on Sunday.
And we want to hope to keep up the pace here.
That was nice.
It is.
And thank you so much.
And we love celebrating with you because if there's one...
I did an interview yesterday with the guys from Buzzsprout.
He thought Podbean was the only podcast host.
No, no, no.
There's Buzzsprout.
And...
These guys, they really get it.
They understood so well about how the production works on this particular show, where we're not doing all the work.
We're doing a lot of work, but you're doing the work.
You're helping us out.
You're giving us your time.
You're giving us your talent, your expertise, all of that.
That's why you're producing the best podcast in the universe.
No mainstream media property can compete.
Of course, because we can't pay you.
And even better, you pay us.
This is what makes it so great.
It's postmodern.
I'm glad that we all can witness this together because this only comes around once in a generation, I think.
And people will start to replicate it, if we're lucky.
Not so few people have done a reasonable job.
They've gotten there.
I don't think anyone gets the newsletter right.
It's an important part.
You know, I have counseled people on this, and to get them to do the newsletter and to appreciate what...
It's actual work.
It's actual work.
I don't understand it, but I do understand the one aspect I do get pushed back on.
I am not a guy that can't write.
I can't write.
I can't do that.
I can't write.
Jen Briney does this.
She pulls I can't write.
I thought it was Jen Briney's voice.
I think he kind of nailed it there.
Yeah.
She bitches that she can't write a newsletter, and every time she writes one, she does about one a year.
It's fantastic.
It's very well written.
I want to thank our executive producers and associate executive producers, even some of those who are straggling from Hollywood.
Thank you for showing up.
Thank you for doing the work.
And if anyone else wants to join this illustrious group, oh, you can.
And do that for our big 13th birthday celebration on the next show.
On Sunday, all you have to do to participate and find out more is go to...
Yeah, that's right, baby.
We're up there with House of Cards.
Thank you for your time, Townsend Treasure.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Order. Order.
Shut up, slave.
Shut up, slave.
I have a point of order.
Point of order.
I received an email and it's something I had noticed.
It is something that I actually have taken note of myself.
It's never bothered me.
But I think we need to watch it.
And we appreciate this kind of feedback.
When we're saying words too much, we're repeating ourselves.
The latest one I'm working on is...
I've got Oh Brother on the list.
Oh Brother, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I hate it when I tell you.
I've got to tell you.
I've changed that to listen to this.
Listen to this.
Hi, Adam.
I asked the following, simplified on Twitter, but I thought I'd ask you here.
Good, because I didn't see it.
Do you or John have a clicky pen?
Don't do it, John.
These past five to ten episodes, right now, when this was written up to 1285, have random clicks that are pen clicking.
It's happening a lot, and it's really noticeable.
This is so stressful for me, listening with Asperger's.
Don't laugh at the disabled.
This is so stressful for me listening with Asperger's.
I have sensitivity to certain sounds, and clicking from pens is one of my sensitivities.
It really makes me feel stressed and uncomfortable.
Please, would you and John kindly refrain from clicking your pens, or maybe don't even use any clicky pens, so there's no risk of clicking.
I believe this would help your other listeners who may have autism or misophonia.
So you're going to go from the clicky pen to the recorder?
Yes, instead of the clicky pen.
Okay, I got this note.
I got a note from somebody.
I didn't remember.
No, I've heard the clicky pens, but I don't care.
We used to bitch and moan a lot about it.
Or you're cutting your nails again, which is pretty gross.
And I have a clicky pen, and I have clicked it.
But today I'm using an automatic pencil, whatever they're called.
Pencil?
Pencil.
It's got the lead in it, you know.
Not a pencil, mechanical pencil.
It's in a tube.
I'm using a mechanical pencil, which has no clicky anything.
Okay.
And I will...
How about this sound?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the sound of the mechanical pencil banging against my armrest.
That can happen by accident.
I will make a point of never clicking a pen.
We'll try.
Of course we're going to try.
I will try never to click a pen again.
And it's annoying.
And if I do click it too many times, apparently it explodes and takes a whole laboratory with it.
Somewhere in Russia.
No one's...
No one will get that reference, but I did.
Okay.
Hey, you want to talk Hunter Biden?
Well, first I wanted to talk Jeffrey Toobin.
Let's get Toobin out of the way.
Let's get to the Toobin.
Because we're going to go from one jerk-off to the next.
Hey, there it is, ladies and gentlemen.
It took a while, but we found it.
I have the actual...
Do you have any video?
Do you have any video of this?
We want to see video.
We have no video.
We have a lot of interesting comments.
Oh, well, we got this.
Does everybody know what's happening?
There's people in other countries who...
That's why I have a complete report, and they can listen to this.
You are the best.
This is the Tubin story, and this was reported...
I had to go find somebody who had a...
Something I can clip.
And then I found Hannity, because Hannity's a good Catholic boy, and he's not going to...
He's going to be upset about this.
And he...
So he introduces on...
We get the story introduced on Hannity, and Hannity throws it to one of the Fox reporters, who does a pretty decent job.
I think this is as complete as we're going to get.
This is the Tubin story on Hannity.
Disturbing story tonight surrounding fake news, CNN. I just love...
Disturbing story...
Disturbing.
That's the best part.
Please.
TMZ. You are TMZ, Hannity.
Disturbing story tonight surrounding fake news.
CNN's Jeffrey Toobin, who's been suspended from the New Yorker.
Okay, pretty bizarre.
After reportedly exposing himself and more on a Zoom call.
Here with the latest, our own Rick Leavenfall.
Rick.
Sean, an unsettling incident involving CNN's chief legal analyst now off the air for allegedly pleasuring himself on a Zoom video call.
Jeffrey Toobin, who's also a staff writer for The New Yorker, was suspended by the magazine for masturbating during the call last week with other New Yorker employees and WNYC radio staff watching, according to Vice News.
Which reports the incident came during a drill for election coverage.
Vice says when the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera.
The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching himself.
Toobin then left the call.
Moments later he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see.
Was he all flushed?
New Yorker magazine told Fox News, Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.
Investigate what?
Toobin said, quote, I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake believing I was off camera.
I apologized to my wife, family, friends, and co-workers.
I believed I was not visible on Zoom.
I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me.
I thought I had muted the Zoom video.
It's unclear if or when Toobin will appear on CNN again.
The network says it granted Toobin some time off at his request while he, quote, deals with a personal issue.
Sean.
Okay, Rick.
Thank you.
I thought I'd heard it all.
This could not have happened to a nicer guy.
Oh, yeah.
This guy's a dick.
Kids, this is karma.
Now, he apparently thought that when you hit the mute button...
Yeah, your camera mutes.
Whoever heard of camera mute?
Well, on Zoom, you can mute your camera.
I mean, it's not called mute, but you turn it off.
And it's right next to the mute your audio button.
What a bonehead.
Well, just to add to this, I do have a very short clip.
This is Toobin, and this is OJ. Damn!
Jeffrey Toobin?
At least Pee Wee Herman was in an X-rated movie theater.
I'm just saying.
Tell me that's your end of show, ISO. Damn!
I didn't care.
I failed to ISO it, but that is good.
Damn!
Just ISO it.
Just that?
Damn!
Just damn!
Damn!
Jeffrey Toobin?
No, I think...
Would it be damn Jeffrey Toobin or just damn?
No, just damn.
Damn!
Okay.
That's a great damn.
That's a great damn.
So there's a number of aspects of this story.
Toobin's kind of a sex douchebag anyway.
Oh, oh, oh.
I didn't know this.
Yeah, there's some stories about him.
He uses that trick that a friend of mine told me about.
Fleshlight?
Because he went through this entire sex seminar, how to pick up chicks.
Toobin?
Yeah, and so Toobin goes and says, you know, hey, babe, you know, and it whispers in her ear something lewd.
And it's right from the textbook from these douchebags who do these sex, how to pick up chicks seminars.
So Toobin is an accolade, accolade, accolade, accolade, He's an accolade of the How to Pick Up Chicks seminars.
But he's married?
Yeah, and he's married.
And he had a baby with some redhead who fell for the whole gambit.
He's got a bunch of...
He's a dubious background.
He doesn't get cancelled because he's, you know, a good Trump basher and he can't go wrong being that way.
If you want to bash Trump, you can get away with anything.
I think this is too far.
I think he's gone too far.
Well, yeah.
I think he may have done it on purpose.
The other thing is, he admitted to doing it, and so what he's admitted to is he said, look, I was in a Zoom meeting, and I guess one of the people that were in the Zoom meeting from the New Yorker are old women.
So, it must have been someone else.
I think it was, they didn't show, I can't get a hold of the list of everyone who's on the Zoom call.
How about this?
Can I just tell you, so first of all, Is this a thing in general?
I don't know.
Are there guys who jack off at the office or during the day just while they're on a phone call?
I don't think so.
What I think happened...
I don't think so.
Well, there's a Seinfeld episode.
Yes, I know, but hold on.
Where George did it.
What I believe happened is he was just bored.
He was bored with a Zoom call and he was looking at porn.
That's what most people are doing.
When they're on the Zoom call, they're looking at something else.
That's what the kids are not looking at, their homework.
He was looking at porn, and then they all went on break, and he went, let me finish that off.
That was some great porn.
And he had the camera angled down, which I think was probably so it wouldn't show his, oh my God, can you imagine that face?
That orgasm face.
I think that Sean is right.
This was disgusting to think about.
Yeah.
Nobody wants to imagine Jeffrey Toobin jerking off.
Why is Hannity covering it and why are we covering the coverage?
Notice, I don't have any YouTube clips.
Because the mainstream won't.
Yeah, you're right.
I picked up the front end.
What do you mean?
Everyone's laughing at it on the mainstream.
They're laughing at it, but they're not covering it.
No, they're not showing it.
We want video.
Well, you're not going to get video.
I specifically went to the opening.
That's why I have that opening segment for NBC. I took all the opening segments from Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
And there was no mention of Tubin.
They just won't talk about it because I think most of them are a bunch of jerk-offs.
I have no idea.
Exactly.
A lot of people who aren't talking about it, you know what they do.
They're too busy.
Don't shake hands at work.
I talked about Schoology.
That's that software package that is completely crap.
And doesn't work for the teachers who already just have been turned into babysitters to watch their pod?
You can't really say it's crap.
No, they say it's crap.
They say it's crap.
I don't say it's crap.
They say it's crap.
I said, well, okay.
Anyway, you know what I'm saying.
So, please keep me anonymous.
So, one of the complaints was the teachers are, you know, they can't get any support.
You know, IT doesn't do it.
You know, IT is a loser.
What they mean is the dude's name, Ben, and the dudette's name, Bernadette, who have been tasked to support this package.
Well, here's an example.
Keep me anonymous.
I supervise the technology department in a K-12 school system in Virginia.
What you mentioned about Schoology is dead on.
The kids aren't learning anything, and the youngest kids are being impacted the most.
Leadership is stuck in a no-win situation.
Half of the parents are rightly upset their kids aren't learning anything with virtual instruction, while the other half will absolutely not let their kids come back to school out of fear of the Rona.
Meanwhile, tech departments are being micromanaged to the extreme.
Usually the instructional people don't give two shits about what the dudes named Ben do.
Now they're all up our butts to hand out every last shitty iPad and Chromebook to parents who are lying about their kids not having a device to zoom on.
It's a party!
You know, that makes nothing but sense to me, that the parents would say, hey, do you have a laptop or a pad for your child so they can do it?
No, we haven't got any computer.
Okay, well, the school provides you one.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, that has to be the universal scam going on because, yeah.
But also, go easy on the dude's name, Ben.
I mean, I know exactly what's going on.
It's so horrible.
And, you know, no extra resources in that department.
Just do it all.
Ah, so dumb.
One more.
Online teaching is a nightmare due to liability.
Schools and teachers are fully liable for the physical, mental, and emotional state of the child while they are on our roster.
In a normal setting, when the bell rings, I become more liable for my students than their parents.
This could be true.
This is based off of the original concept of loco de parentis.
We are acting as their parents.
FERPA and ADA require significant red tape to ensure every student is receiving the best education they can get.
The courts have created a system of liability connected to student privacy.
Nothing about a student can be shared.
Ah...
This is where the problem comes in with the Zoom calls.
Especially when it pertains to their individual education program 504 plan, physical impairment to learning and physical mental health.
The reason school districts are trying to keep kids separate and parents off online servers is because personal items are being shared.
Okay.
I see the problem.
The school's become liable for any harm done by a student's information being shared.
shared in fact i have several colleagues that have seen parents having sex behind their kid mom's not wearing enough clothing showing off their boobs an assortment of other shenanigans it's a total shit show and schools are just trying to keep themselves from getting sued
parents have learned that every single school district will settle so instead of creating a strong culture and actually talking to parents or students our school teachers and administrators keep information private and become very defensive wow wow Wow, homeschooling.
What a great letter.
Homeschooling.
Homeschooling is what I suggest.
And mom can still have her boobs out.
It's less of a problem for the neighborhood.
That's hilarious.
I'm telling you, we've got the best producers in the universe.
And I said it again, I'm telling you.
Gosh, I do not want to.
Ah, that's what they're complaining.
Okay, I've noticed this before.
I complained about this one.
I've never noticed it until now.
Yeah, because it's something that I'm trying myself.
No one has complained about it.
I noticed it.
I'm telling you.
So, Hunter Biden.
It's kind of a Biden-like.
Did you get the new Trump-Biden bingo cards?
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
You got them in the newsletter.
Oh, and after the newsletter, you sent a special, right?
Sent a special.
Yeah, I just sent them out separately.
So, just to bring everybody up to speed on the Hunter Biden laptop...
Which looks to be the real deal.
It looks like there's a whole bunch of evidence or at least more than circumstantial forensic evidence about the big guy and 10% and places and photos and something really interesting happened last night.
All of a sudden there was breaking news, breaking news.
The FBI has to make a statement.
Did you see this?
I think I may have a clip.
You may have read about it.
Do you have a clip?
Do you have a clip about this?
I might have a clip.
Let me see.
Because they came on and said pretty much nothing other than we have information.
I don't think you have an FBI clip here.
We have information that Iran and Russia are trying to do some disinformation campaigns targeting the election.
I'm very disappointed in myself if I don't have this clip.
It was nothing.
I didn't even clip it because it was so nothing.
And the thing they referred to is that apparently the email server of Proud Boys got hacked and emails were going out to Democratic donors or Democratic voters because they'd also, quote-unquote, hacked the voter roll.
And they had an example of an email saying, we're going to get you.
You better vote for Trump or you're dead or something like that.
Now, it seems to me that's not...
Quite enough reason to do an FBI special announcement break into almost primetime programming?
I don't understand what that was about.
I have a couple of ideas.
One, Occam's Razor.
Apparently the Proud Boys hack and emails were so bad people were getting very worried, although I haven't really seen much about that.
And I'm sure people will be playing that up if it were true.
Two, it may be to solidify...
And it was Director of National Intelligence, the guy who has confirmed that this Hunter Biden laptop is real...
That content's real and that the FBI had it as far as early as November of last year.
And he's standing right next to the director of the FBI who comes out with this cockamamie story.
So maybe it was trying to position them as saying, hey, we do care about Russia, but that stuff we really want to talk about is not Russia.
Or since CNN did not break into the coverage, It's possible it was a dry run to see who would take it seriously.
But anyway, the update comes from the money, honey.
She seems to be the entry point into the mainstream.
Bannon, the slimiest guy you can imagine, but mad respect for how he set this one up with his Chinese billionaire buddy, the exiled diaspora.
So he sources it with the Chinese guys.
They give it to Rudy Giuliani, who has been expert at doing some of the longer-form interviews.
And then Bannon always goes to the original Money, Honey, and Fox Business News, Maria Bartiromo, who is loud.
Well, I do think it's extraordinary that there seems to be this cover-up underway from the FBI to the media.
I mean, Christopher Wray, you're right, was sitting on this.
You have this at the FBI headquarters for a year, November, December 19.
And then there was, just a month and a half later, an impeachment trial for President Trump where they were accusing him of wrongdoing in Ukraine.
You would think that the FBI getting possession of this with all of these documents indicating business back and forth, that somebody needed to raise their hand, bring this to Congress, bring this to the impeachment trial, so people would know.
And you mentioned that Biden has not responded.
We have the Wall Street Journal assistant editorial page editor, James Freeman, the co-author of The Cost.
New book out next week.
James Freeman writes this this morning about the media coverage of the Hunter Biden story.
In his new piece, Have the Bidens Denied the Story Yet?
He writes this.
Some media outlets have chosen to focus their reporting on whether some journalists were afraid to touch the Biden email story before the Post published it.
I don't know.
Officials in Ukraine.
And his son is taking payouts.
The media doesn't want to touch it.
It's absolutely extraordinary to me that the FBI and the media could be undergoing this pretty much.
She's lost.
Isn't it cool how I play a whole Bannon clip without him in it at all?
She's lost control.
What do you mean she's lost control?
I'm asking you a question.
I'm asking you a question.
What do you mean she's out of control?
She can't stop talking.
She's almost...
But my clip is not as bad as this one.
This one is...
She is turning into Cheryl Atkinson.
She is...
She's so stunned by the fact that the media, the Democrat-controlled media, is not picking up on this story in any meaningful way.
And the next clip I have of her is with Ratcliffe.
Very similar.
In fact, no one wants to talk about these things.
And she's like surprised.
I think she's genuinely surprised by this.
This is what stuns me.
What's the name?
Oh, Maria Ratcliffe?
Let's listen to it.
And I'm back with...
That's a very long clip.
Let me do mine first.
Yeah, finish your clip.
But I'm just saying...
And here's the second part of this.
I want to mention this, too.
She is stuck.
She doesn't have a good slot.
She is stuck over on Fox Business.
In some 3 o'clock or some 4 o'clock, she's got some really mediocre slot.
And even if it's on primetime, it's mediocre.
Because primetime Fox is loaded up with the Hannity's and the guys who can really, Ingram's, the people that can carry an hour.
So she's getting no traction.
She's covering all the bases with these stories.
And she's about to have a nervous breakdown because nobody is paying any attention to her, the stories, or anything in between it.
Well, she can take solace in knowing that the producer of House of Cards listens to her.
Oh, there you go again.
He'll never donate again.
Okay, but let's just review what is being said, and I find this very interesting.
So, Giuliani knew, Bannon knew, that this, maybe not Bannon, Giuliani perhaps, that this hard drive was with the FBI in November, December.
So, I now have to think that President Trump has known about this throughout his entire impeachment, sat through the impeachment while this hard drive was there being examined, but I don't think was ever brought to any committee or any panel about the impeachment.
Went through all that, then went through the China virus, and has actually waited to draw...
I'm just telling you the Adam Curry theory.
Has waited to draw out social media and actual journalistic pillars of society.
Although we know they're not.
New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, CBS News, ABC News.
Who gives a crap about MSNBC and CNN? That's not really important.
And he's drawing them out far enough...
To drop some mother load, which will then be brought up in tonight's debate.
Donald Trump is going to force this out on Thursday night into a national and global TV audience.
Joe Biden's not prepared for that.
His campaign's getting totally high in a witness protection program.
The media's played softball, and this is where it's all going to come out that he's not prepared to be president.
He's not prepared to be commander-in-chief.
Donald Trump is going to expose him for the complete and total phony he is.
Man, I don't know.
They're going to mute his mic.
10,000 indictments.
There's also other activity that's coming out that's total depravity that's going to come forward.
It's been checked out by independent law enforcement.
It's all going to come out.
Okay.
And you think it'll come out in the next two weeks?
No, I think it's going to come out in the next 24 to 48 hours.
It's going to be all there, so Joe Biden's going to have to defend it in front of a global TV audience on Thursday night.
And so with the deplatforming of Qcasts everywhere, the word on the street on my beat is that they're coming after people who are talking about the pedophilia.
Forget the huge crime of screwing our country with bribes, but oh no, it's the pedophilia.
And I'm sure it's there.
And I, you know, anywhere around Biden, Clinton, you got weirdness.
Anthony Weiner, there was all kinds of stuff for the State Department when Hillary Clinton was running it.
All kinds of covered up, you know, pedophile stuff.
There's tons of reports about it.
You know, I put this in the newsletter, which is the parallels that we've been seeing between these campaigns in 2016 are exactly the same.
And I actually wrote it into the newsletter, what is the parallel with Jeffrey Toobin jerking off?
And then you didn't obviously see the newsletter.
I did see the newsletter.
I didn't...
It was just by coincidence, I saw this picture of Tobin next to Anthony Weiner, and I said, this is the Weiner moment.
Wiener exposing himself.
What is with these people?
So we've had the emails.
We've had the FBI talking about something.
The FBI actually has to talk twice, because that would be the same script.
We need the Billy Bush moment, the locker room talk.
Where's that?
Oh, yes.
We need Trump saying something really...
Maybe that was the Fauci?
I don't think that was...
No, not even close.
They need that, just to make it all complete.
Now I have two clips I want to think about playing, which is the upcoming debate and kicker on NBC, which is talking about, as you just mentioned, the debates might be good, and then we can go back to Maria with Ratcliffe.
President Trump telling reporters Monday night, I'll participate, I just think it's very unfair.
Biden off the trail today, preparing for the debate back in Delaware.
With election day two weeks away, President Trump offering this contrast with his Democratic rival.
They want to raise your taxes, I want to lower your taxes, regulations, all of that.
But the bottom line, the American dream, the great American dream versus being a socialist hellhole.
In fact, Biden proposes raising taxes on corporations and the super wealthy to help fund priorities like manufacturing, clean energy and childcare.
So you can raise a lot of money to be able to invest in things that can make your life easier.
Experts now saying high earners in New York and California could see their combined federal and state tax rates jump from roughly 50% to more than 60%.
But, Biden says, under his plan, no one making less than $400,000 a year will see their taxes go up.
President Trump has repeatedly promised middle-class tax cuts, but has yet to provide a plan or specifics.
And President Trump is making headlines tonight for cutting short an interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes.
The president then taunting her on Twitter and threatening to release his own recording of their interview.
A source telling me it all unfolded after the president grew irritated with her line of questioning.
He says he's going to release that tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Why wait?
Well, maybe we'll release it today.
Yeah.
They suppose he's going to release it.
It could be bullcrap.
But they made their own copy.
60 Minutes is known for doing this sort of thing.
Of course, they're going to edit it into something stupid.
They always do.
Why would he even do an interview with 60 Minutes?
Well, that's what a lot of people are asking.
In fact, Lindsey Graham asked that this morning when he was talking about it.
Well, then it had to be.
Okay.
Let's just take the Trump is genius tact for a moment.
He set them up.
And he's got some goods on them, or it has to do, and it's related to Biden or something.
He's, look, either it happens in this, in this tonight, something has to happen tonight at this debate, and it has to carry on for another week.
We'll see.
Let's listen to Maria and we're talking to Radcliffe.
This is the guy who runs the intelligence community, supposedly.
He's our newest version of Clapper.
The director of national intelligence.
Yes, and nobody talks to him except Maria.
Right.
Well, there's a reason for it.
And I'm back with Director Ratcliffe.
Director, how is it possible that an elected official gets away with going on television and saying something as false as these emails?
Hunter Biden's situation is not true.
It's disinformation from the Kremlin.
Even after four years, three years really, where Adam Schiff went on lots of shows and said that President Trump colluded with Russia and that collusion was in plain sight.
Why is there no accountability?
He's an elected official.
How does he come out on the news media and say all of these things if it's not true, Director?
Well, unfortunately, as you know, Marie, I was a member of Congress, and members of Congress have the ability and have a platform to say things, and to say those things not under oath, and to make representations to the American people.
Unfortunately, sometimes the things that they say and the things that they represent are not true, and in this case...
Oh, I know why no one wants to talk to him.
He's boring!
...in this case, with regard to...
Well, hold on.
Stop with that.
Wait, wait.
So what you're saying is Clapper's not?
And they're talking to him all the time?
Or Moritz?
You don't see Morrell.
You don't see Morrell anymore.
No, you see Clapper because he's on the payroll.
They just flip the camera on and they tell him to go.
He's not dynamic, this man.
Well, none of these guys, these intelligence guys are rarely dynamic.
Right.
Well, let's finish it up.
Unfortunately, sometimes the things that they say and the things that they represent are not true.
And in this case, in this case, with regard to Hunter Biden's laptop being part of a Russian disinformation campaign and the intelligence community believing that or assessing that is simply not true.
And the way we deal with that is to have officials like me come out and tell the American people, Because the only intelligence that Adam Schiff gets is the intelligence that we, the intelligence community, give him.
And we have given him no such intelligence.
So to be clear about that.
But to your earlier point, Marie, about how can people trust what's going on is, you know, this is an administration.
I realize it maybe hasn't happened as quickly as people want, but President Trump has put people in important positions to bring truth.
I shouldn't have been the one four years later to have to bring this information to light, but the fact is, I've been able to do that, and I'll continue to do that.
I didn't know he was a hummer.
He's humming there.
You hear that?
To the American people about these issues.
Yeah, I shouldn't have been the one four years later to have to bring this information to light.
But the fact is, I've been able to do that.
And I'll continue to do that.
And I think that, you know, one of the things that the American people have to consider, some of which has now been proven to be criminal, Those are the same people that want to return to power.
They want to have the same opportunity to control the levers of power and to again mislead the American people.
So I think that's something that the American people should consider as they go in and look at elections and everything that is going on in this country.
But again, I think it's important that we have the opportunity to bring truth to what the American people should know.
And I'm going to continue to do that as long as I'm privileged to hold this position.
He's a croaker.
He's a croaker.
No, that was horribly boring.
That guy is boring.
I've got someone that's not boring.
I want to play this.
Can I just make a comment?
He does not command any respect.
You listen to the guy and he's, well, you know, some illegal things.
Instead of, this is illegal activity, bad for the country, a million ways he could say it.
No wonder no one wants to talk to him.
I don't even remember what he said.
It was so boring.
Jeez.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It is my fault.
No.
Well, here's what I can tell you.
See, I said it differently.
What was it that you said before?
Let me tell you.
Oh, here's what I can tell you.
I'm having trouble catching this.
It's very hard.
It's very, very hard.
No, it's very hard, and I think a lot of people do it.
But listen to this.
I'm trying all different variations.
Listen to this.
Trump has turned the corner.
President Trump has turned the corner.
Black men of America are coming out in droves.
And Jason Whitlock interviewed the president.
And Jason Whitlock...
I should have clipped it.
Darn it.
Jason Whitlock said to the president, I believe Antifa is the new KKK. And...
And that was how his question started.
That's a big deal for Jason Whitlock to say that.
Bless him for that.
Charlemagne the God, who is part of, if anything, the boule.
He is totally on board with the Democrats.
Well, I think, you know, to even answer your question more deeply, I think, you know, when it comes to those black people you see who may be, you know, showing support for Trump, I just think, you know, it's because Trump is actually talking to young black male voters.
He's directing ads towards them.
They are a group that, you know, never get courted.
I mean...
Black people don't get caught in either as a whole, but that old democratic regime speaks to old black men, and they think everyone else in the black community, the black family, is just supposed to fall in line.
They know black women are going to show up regardless, and like I said, they speak to older black men, and they think the rest of us all speak the same language.
So Trump is targeting young black males, and promo and marketing, it works.
So he can't quite bring himself to say it, so he says, oh, it's just great marketing.
And Jason Whitlock brought a lot of that up.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I didn't clip that, actually.
So then we have 50 Cent coming out pro-Trump, saying, I saw Joe Biden's tax plan.
I don't want to be 20 Cent.
Hilarious.
That's a great quote.
That's a great quote.
Very good.
I don't want to be 20 Cent.
Ice Cube has...
I guess there was some controversy, but it turns out his contract with Black America is what Trump's platinum plan became, and apparently he worked with Trump on it.
Oh, that's cancelable.
But then you get support from all over the place.
Here's Antoine Tucker.
You know why the left wants to go after Ice Cube right now is because after doing the research and seeing the truth, he realized the Democrats are full of shit and they are liars.
Yeah.
And when he brought up the simple fact that Democrats brought this word minorities in, it definitely started to exclude black Americans.
It allowed other individuals to then claim those rights that black Americans were supposed to get and they never got.
That exposes the left and their agenda.
And that's the reason why they hate Ice Cube right now.
I applaud the brother.
Because at some point, you have to look at all the bullshit these people are doing, and you have to be honest with yourself, and you have to say, enough's enough.
Fuck the left.
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck the lies.
Make sure November 3rd you write my name in, Anton Tucker, District 14.
And make sure you vote for Donald Trump, 2020.
We got this.
And it's like an episode of MoFax comes to life.
From episode one, it's been...
He told me very specifically, with Trump, something happened with America's black man, and it's like all of a sudden there was a tough father figure, which as we know is probably the biggest problem, is young men growing up without fathers, but all children growing up in a single-parent household.
I mean, there's better situations.
And as Mo would say, their balls dropped.
And I think it's, I don't know, it just seems like it's all of a sudden it's coming to a head and there it is.
Everyone's talking about it.
And we got, and Trump has a lot of support and he really only needs, I think, I'd say maybe 3% of black men to vote for Trump or not vote for, or not vote at all.
To abstain to make a difference.
I think the black men are going to put Trump in office, or keep him in office, which is the irony of the century.
Since he's such a racist.
I will have to look at the numbers when this is over.
Mo has run the numbers by me many times.
And he says the numbers, he says really, even if nothing changed, the numbers are almost there.
He says it just takes a little nudge.
That's what he says.
Well, we'll see.
Yeah, we'll see.
Well, you sound skeptical.
I am slightly skeptical because I do see some movement, but it's kind of, and I don't want to call them a black intellectual class, but you're talking about people like Ice Cube.
I mean, this guy is not like some, just a normal, he's not a guy that works at a hair salon or a barber shop.
Kanye's the same way.
I mean, this guy is a superstar businessman, and these are natural Republicans in some manner.
Well, I think entrepreneurs, maybe, but the real billionaires are all Democrat, I'll remind you.
The real billionaires are mostly Democrats.
Yeah.
You can name who they are.
It's obvious after a while you figure that out.
And why are billionaires Democrats?
Well, one good way of keeping your money is to kill the competition.
You know, make everybody poor.
Because you're not going to get poor.
There's no way.
I have some offbeat clips, unless we're taking another break.
Yeah, and I'd like to just do...
Let's talk about the debate tonight really quickly before we take another break.
What do you think is going to happen?
Besides everyone filling up their bingo cards, obviously.
Well, the bingo cards have been altered a bit.
Enough.
I personally don't think anything is going to happen.
No.
Because it's Kristen Welker and she's a very, you know, she's a Trump hater.
I don't know why they can't come up with somebody that's a little more neutral.
I have a clip.
This is probably going around.
This is her in 2016 and MSNBC, I think?
She works for NBC? Must have been MSNBC. So she's on remote and she's about to talk with The Hillary Clinton's spinmeister, campaign manager, whatever it is.
Clintonista, a real Clintonista woman.
And Ari from SNBC is tossing to her.
I think we may have played this clip at the time.
And she is prepping the Clintonista with the question she's going to ask as Ari keeps saying, Hey, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Have a listen.
We go right to Kristen Welker.
Kristen, go ahead.
He's...
Okay.
Okay.
And I'm going to ask you about Flynn.
Kristen, go ahead.
You're live.
Kristen Welker in the spin room.
I believe she has the Clinton Communications Director with her.
Go ahead, Kristen.
Okay, thank you.
I think this is his last question.
You know, we have Kristen Welker.
We're looking at her.
She couldn't quite hear me before.
Can you hear me now?
If you can, go ahead.
Hey, Ari, I'm here with Communications Director Jim Palmieri for the Clinton campaign.
Jim, your initial reaction to tonight's debate...
Phony.
I'll ask you about this.
I'll ask you about the Flynn thing.
I'll set it all up with you.
These people are corrupt.
Well, this media that we have is really bad.
Nah, baby.
We are the media.
We are the world.
We are the children.
We are the future living in a postmodern world.
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Imagine all the people who could do that.
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Mm-hmm.
$130.
There's actually three of them.
There's $1,300.
Nobody's given us that.
There's $130 and there's $13, which should be down at the bottom.
Anything helps.
It helps the show.
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Um...
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This came in as a check.
Handwritten note with a bunch of horses stamped all over it, so you can't really read the note.
But this is a dad who's still a douchebag, but she needs a de-douching.
Evelyn does.
You've been de-douched.
Now check to see if she's on the birthday list.
Evelyn Dobson?
Probably not.
Dobson, yeah.
No.
Yes, she is.
She'll be 12 on October 20th.
Oh, she was 12 on October 20th.
And this is for her dad, giving her the producership and the birthday call-out, and he says him and his wife are still douchebags.
And so I thought that was kind of sweet.
It's very sweet.
Super duper.
She's 12.
She's a 12-year-old.
Well, she's 12.
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Before you know it, she'll be playing in movies produced by the producer from House of Cards.
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I got some goofball clips.
Some goofball?
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I'll take some goofball.
Some people, if you're on social networks a lot, you probably have heard some of these.
Now, we had a situation for a football game, which we didn't have anybody in the stands, but they left a mic open.
Oh, yes.
I heard about this.
Nothing like an open mic to make your career go skyrocketing.
Right.
So we have Joe Buck, and we've talked about him before, and Troy Aikman, two of the guys who announce NFL games.
And Joe Buck's the guy who is the son of a famous announcer, and everyone hates him because they think he just got the job because he has no talent.
He's just born into it.
Meanwhile, then we have Aikman.
Now, here they are kibitzing about, you know, they do these flyovers.
Oh, you mean the military flyovers?
Yeah, and the military really wants the NFL to do these things.
This is promotion for the military.
Well, they pay.
They pay for it.
They pay.
They pay.
They pay to burn money in the air, in the sky, over the stadium.
Yeah, it's be all you can be.
It's America.
It's America.
That's the way it works.
But here, listen to the open mic with these two guys doing themselves no favors here.
That's a lot of jet fuel just to do a little flyover.
That's your hard-earned money and your tax dollars at work.
That stuff ain't happening with Kamala Biden, Ticket.
I'll tell you that right now, partner.
That was not...
I think that's just their calling it.
I think they were completely aware they were on the air.
There's no way that somebody's going to say that won't happen with a Kamala Biden, by the way.
Oh, yeah, I noticed that.
I noticed it, but...
No.
Well, it sounded like they were...
The old boy from Texas, Troy Aikman?
I don't think so.
You think that that was...
They were talking...
John, when you and I get off the show, do we talk like this to each other?
That's your tax dollars at work, John!
Can you believe it?
No, no, I disagree with your theory here.
Because once in a while, even when you're talking to a friend, you might do a shtick voice.
All right.
I thought it was great.
I thought it was funny commentary.
I thought that was the funniest part.
I liked it a lot.
Well, I don't believe it helped their careers.
Okay, here's the one that's been floating around quite a bit.
The Kaylee Mentally Ill Clip.
Oh my goodness, I don't know anything about this.
Does it need setting up or is it straight into it?
It's only a short clip.
It's 15 seconds.
I didn't get to find the whole thing.
It was on some local show where some woman's yelling at Kaylee about this candidate.
And Kaylee's just kind of smiling because this woman's slightly unhinged.
But...
It's quite funny.
Even the little snippet I have is still hilarious.
Attracted the father of the Orlando Terrace to your candidate.
He's a mentally ill individual.
Oh, that's what attracted him.
I get it.
Pardon me?
What attracted him to your candidate?
And your answer was he's mentally ill.
No, his mantra...
Stop smiling and smirking like it's a funny thing.
Ah, Kaylee.
Kaylee's a beast.
We really don't want to go head to head with her.
Kaylee is the beast.
That's true.
She's the beast.
I'm going to play the Kaylee song at the end of show.
We haven't...
Now, here's another one.
This is the...
Now, this is an interesting one.
Now, see if you can catch this.
This is one of the truth wants to come out kind of clip.
Not a total one, but it's...
This is Elizabeth Warren going off on the war path on climate change that condemned Trump trying to get people to vote.
I don't know what she's up to, but she's just she's nuts here.
But there's a little truth wants to come out.
Little bitty went in there.
We are reaching a moment on our planet in which the crisis that is upon us may no longer be one that we will be able to successfully fight back again.
The climate crisis is here, and no, the science around this is not controversial.
The science is clear.
In fact, you know what scares me to death is every time we get more data and reanalyze the data, what we discover is the problem is even worse than we thought.
We have even less time than we thought.
And so what has Donald Trump done for four years?
He not only hasn't made things better, he has actively made them worse.
He withdraws from the Paris Climate Accord.
He's put a coal lobbyist in charge of the Environmental Protection Agency.
What could possibly go wrong?
He has opened up for offshore drilling, and he has said yes to the oil companies.
They can drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Preserve.
Donald Trump threatens the existence of human life, of all life, on this planet.
And on November 3rd, we will hold Donald Trump accountable.
So I heard a stutter there, the climate thing, but I don't know what truth was coming out.
She was going to say, she said the Paris Agreement or something like that.
It's up at the 40-second mark if you want to check it out.
She almost said Clinton climate.
That's what I thought she said, too.
Wait, I'm back here.
40 seconds.
We have even less time than we thought.
And so what has Donald Trump done for four years?
He not only hasn't made things better, he has actively made them worse.
He withdraws from the Paris climate...
Well, it could have been climate, Clinton.
I do have something related, though.
This is, I believe, the first...
Uh, inkling of climate shutdown.
Climate lockdown.
You ready for it?
Yeah.
Here it comes.
This is, this is, it's getting there.
It's coming!
They're learning how to use it.
Alex.
So people in Colorado's most populated areas, they're being asked to limit driving to avoid making air pollution caused by wildfires even worse.
The state's health department issued an award.
Denver and Boulder metro areas because of three fires burning in the area, including the Cameron Peak fire.
That Cameron Peak fire has been burning for over two months and is the largest fire in the state's history.
Thankfully, some precipitation is coming and that'll be in the form of snow.
I mean, please don't drive to make pollution even worse.
It's starting.
I can feel it.
I can't believe that they're going to pull.
I think they're going to, you know, where I'm skeptical about a lot of these other things like the digital dollar.
This one worries me.
Mm-hmm.
I think they're going to pull this off somehow.
Now, I have one other kind of an interesting clip, another throwaway.
This is Cindy McCain.
Now, I don't know when this clip was done or when she did it, but it's somewhat recent because it's after.
Oh, no, we've played this.
Have we played this clip where she says, oh, you know, we only knew about this all along, couldn't do anything about it?
Yes, we've played it, but we'll play it again.
No, it's like everything.
It hides in plain sight.
Epstein was hiding in plain sight.
We all knew about him.
We all knew what he was doing.
But we had no legal aspect that would go after him.
They were afraid of him.
For whatever reason, they were afraid of him.
Now, let me...
I'd like to explain.
Yes, we played this on episode 1213, February 2nd.
The reason why I know these things is because I am reading and typing in these clips from day one.
You make the clip, you send it off.
I am so intimate with our library because I'm always interacting with the names, with the clip titles.
That's why I remember this stuff.
Nightmare.
Well, not because I'm some super genius, and so I don't want to make you feel bad.
But, jeez, Dvorak!
Bring him back recycled material.
It's still good.
It's very good.
Ah, I have an answer.
I have an answer.
I don't like the answer.
But I have an answer about the eight times match.
Oh yes, you've got to go to the League of Legals to find out what's really going on.
One thing that I often see in small dollar fundraising emails from the president with these, you know, urgent messages to supporters, please give me money, is they'll say things along the lines of, if you give now, there is an 800% match of your donation.
And I don't understand how that can possibly be true because there are these limits on how much any given individual is allowed to give to a presidential campaign.
So how can there be somebody out there who's going to give $8 for every dollar that all of those small contributors are giving?
Are they lying to the contributors?
Is that a crime?
It's not a crime, but it is a misleading marketing ploy.
As you alluded to, donors are limited to giving $2,800 per candidate per election.
There's no exception from the contribution limits for matching another donor's contribution.
A very unsatisfactory clip.
Boy, I thought you said you had a solution and answer.
No, I guess I didn't.
I should have just replayed the Sidney McCain clip.
This was horrible.
It was better.
Maybe we should leave.
And the reason why is we have a big, big, big show coming up tonight.
Who knows what will happen?
Thousands of sealed indictments could be unveiled.
Steve Bannon's going to pop out with some child porn of Hunter Biden.
Joe's going to keel over.
Trump won't shut up.
Trump will be muted.
Trump will walk off set.
That's the one I would predict.
That'd be great.
That would be great for the show.
That won't happen.
No, well, we'll see what happens.
We will certainly be here on Sunday, and that will be our big 13th anniversary celebration, where we will obviously spend some time on Deconstruct, whatever takes place.
Pop the corks!
Break out the horns!
You know we're good for it.
Billy Bones, Sir Billy Bones, coming up next on noagendastream.com.
And we have end-of-show mixes from Jesse Coy Nelson himself, Rolando Gonzalez, and I'll throw John Lucas in there by request.
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In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where there's fire trucks heading somewhere, I don't know, probably to a fire, I'm John C. Dvorak.
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Until Sunday, adios mofos!
and such.
I have a hard drive up.
I'm hungry.
Oh, really?
You'll see.
And the FBI apparently had this hard drive.
In November of last year, there is reference to Hunter Biden, four and a half billion dollars, with 10% being held by him for Joe.
This email's about Hunter, and messages to his kids saying, well, I'm a horrible dad.
But at least I don't force you to give up 50% of everything you make like a grandfather.
He's got his laptop to repair shop on the shores of Delaware.
Yeah.
Get off.
But he smoked crack cocaine and forgot he left it there.
Go Biden and the Democrats!
We're trying to win a race!
Denied connections with charisma!
But now they've got hate all over their face!
On to my advanced law!
And I'll go to Sprite!
On to my advanced law!
I have the hard drive of Hunter Biden.
Oh really?
What's on it?
We'll see.
Unless Bill Barr indicts these people for crimes, the greatest political crime in the history of our country, then we're going to get little satisfaction unless I win and we'll just have to go because I won't forget it.
But these people should be indicted.
This was the greatest political crime in the history of our country.
And that includes Obama and it includes Biden.
These are people that spied in my campaign.
And we have everything.
Now they say they have much more.
This is ridiculous.
We got plenty.
You don't need anymore.
We got so much for you.
Absolute legend.
Just take a look at the Comey report.
78 pages of kill.
Done by Horowitz.
And I gave a lot of respect for Horowitz that he said prosecute.
That's true.
Science doesn't know.
That's true.
When it comes to human rights, I'm against all human rights violations around the world.
We're determined to tear down every statue, symbol, and memory of our national heritage.
You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down to them a very, very important statue and the renaming of a bar from Robert E. Lee to another name.
It's hot to be done.
You're changing history, you're changing culture, and you had people, and I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists.
It was a freak show, but you also had people that were very fine people on both sides.
It was a disgrace.
That's true.
There is a new far-left fascism that demands absolute allegiance.
Or too extreme.
If you do not speak its language.
Or too radical.
Perform its rituals inside its mantras and follow its commandments, then you will be sent to banished, blacklisted.
We are not going to give up.
But you also had people that were very fine people on both sides.
On both sides.
Kay Lee.
John C. is trying to write a love song.
Kaylee's been in love with you from day one Kaylee, you can prove that Trump was right Or you can prove him by that was wrong .
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