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	It's in our face.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, September 24th, 2020.
	This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation media assassination episode 1218.
	This is no agenda.
	Speed it up to 45 cycles and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
	Good morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'll slow it back down to 33 and a third where it belongs.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackball and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	No, it doesn't even belong there.
	It belongs at 30.
	Not even at 33 and a third.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	In the morning to you, sir.
	In the morning to you.
	Okay.
	Let me talk about this Spotify thing right away.
	People are very confused.
	Oh, yeah.
	Spotify.
	Oh, we've been deplatformed.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	I love your attitude.
	I had my daughter bring it up.
	Yeah, what'd she say?
	She sent me a...
	I said, what's this?
	And she hands me her phone.
	It's got a picture of No Agenda Show de-platform from Spotify.
	I explained to her what you're going to explain right now, which I'll invite you to do.
	Okay.
	Several weeks ago...
	I received, well actually a couple of emails were coming out to all podcasters, Amazon spinning up their podcasting thing, Google wanted to, obviously Amazon was coming into the marketplace and everyone is doing their thing.
	Let's stop before you go on then.
	What?
	I heard this too.
	How does Amazon fit into the scheme of things?
	They're just jumping into everything.
	Yeah, Amazon.
	Now, they also have an app store, you know, for Android.
	They, of course, have Amazon Music, so they now have a new app, which is, lo and behold, Amazon Music and Podcast.
	Oh, is it going to be as exciting as Amazon Music that's taken the world by storm?
	Yeah, probably.
	So the way they do it is that they'll find their RSS feeds, podcast feeds, wherever they find them or scrape them or whatever they do.
	And in there is always an owner email that is deemed to be the owner of that feed.
	So they just send everybody an email saying, hey, you want to make sure you're on this hot new Amazon Music app?
	So go over here and register in the podcast portal.
	Which, you know, I went over there, checked.
	We were not on it.
	Okay, fine.
	That's exactly the way I'd want it to be.
	And besides, if we wanted to be on there, it was not something I would do myself.
	Around this time, Google also said, hey, if you don't want to be in our system, you've got to put this code in your feed.
	Thanks, Google.
	So now it's on me to stop them.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	That's the way to do it.
	That's the way to do it.
	And they do promise, even if you don't want to be in our podcast player, you will show up in search results.
	Mm-hmm.
	So Spotify also sent me an email to adamatcurry.com.
	Hey, log into your podcaster portal.
	You can check your stats and do all kinds of stuff.
	I'm like, oh, that's interesting.
	I know we're on Spotify.
	Do you have a dashboard?
	Well, so I log in.
	Now, this is a few weeks ago.
	I log in, and I have an account.
	It's adamatcurry.com.
	It's been the same since day one.
	And there's no podcast associated with me.
	I'm like, well, that's interesting.
	Of course, I knew I didn't put it up, so I never said go ahead, put it there.
	So I click on the got a question link, and I fill out the form and say, what's up with that?
	I said, my podcast is on your system, but it's not in my podcast portal.
	And so they send me an email.
	Okay, if you have a problem, click on this link to submit a copyright claim.
	Copyright claim.
	So I look at this link and the link right there says, copyright claim, make sure you consult a lawyer before filling this out.
	I'm like, I'm not going to do anything like this.
	So I drop it and I just forget it.
	And then all of a sudden, we're gone from Spotify.
	So this doesn't surprise me because if you see what they are doing and where they're at right now and where the industry is at, I believe they are shoring up all of their feeds so that they have agreements because the agreement they want you to sign has a lot of things in there that would be open to discussion whether we want to be on there at all.
	And the most important, well, there's a couple of important points, but the biggest problem both of these apps, I'll put Amazon Music in there and Spotify, because it's Spotify Music and Podcast, is you cannot, under any circumstances, have any little bit, piece, snippet, or anything of music that you do not have cleared and licensed.
	This is the Achilles heel for Spotify because they wanted to move away from paying for music.
	So if the algorithms, and there's plenty of them, and the music record companies have them, music publishers...
	If they detect some music in a podcast, they're immediately going to send Spotify a bill who will then turn around and say, it's your fault, you promised you wouldn't do it and send us a bill.
	Even if it's under fair use, I don't think we want to necessarily have to deal with that.
	Our end-of-show mixes would have to stop for sure.
	But otherwise, they want all right and title, worldwide license.
	They can edit.
	They can transform, transmorgify.
	They can chop down, remove, do whatever they want with your show.
	They can actually change the file.
	But this is really not what it's about.
	This is about the Spotify podcast automatic ad insertion.
	And they touted this back in January.
	There's a couple of links in the show notes.
	This is no good.
	Yeah, so they are promising targeting at a very specific level by gender, age, race, musical taste, sexuality.
	They're building huge profiles in everybody.
	Because if you think about it, what you learn from someone's music can be quite a lot.
	Also, who you share your playlist with.
	So they are promising, and it could be true, they are promising the Facebook advertising of podcasts.
	And they really made a big deal about this advertising system they have.
	And I think they purchased some technology as well.
	And it's already rolling out.
	So obviously, if you don't have an agreement with a podcast or with a person who owns the feed, and all of a sudden you start throwing advertising in there, that can be confusing for a lot of people.
	And so this is...
	I have one example here.
	Because what they're doing is they're inserting it before the show starts.
	Not in the show itself.
	And, oh, by the way, you're allowed to have your own paid promotions as long as it doesn't promote a competing service or speak badly about Spotify, as long as there's no hate speech.
	This is all the typical rules that are in there.
	So this is a dorky-ass podcast.
	Whatever happened to the, I think, what is it called?
	It was just a great example.
	Whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's, which has nothing to do with pizza at McDonald's, but when you start the podcast, this is what happens.
	You're ready to buy a car.
	You're faced with, wow, who can I trust?
	I'm CarPro Jerry Reynolds.
	At CarPro USA, we match you to the right dealer near you.
	So I think these are 20 or 30 second spots that they play in front of the podcast that they've now targeted to advertise, and here's the transition.
	TheSafe.com Right?
	So you can hear that's obviously just the dorky podcast.
	But they're still working on their targeting.
	I don't know if it's because I'm in Austin, but if you load the next episode or refresh the episode, I got this one.
	I always thought JCPenney in Spanish would be fun.
	I'll take it to the end here.
	Before we begin today's program, I would like to make the following huge announcement.
	So that's going to be in front of every podcast.
	And I am a paid subscriber.
	And they have said that they will do this for members who pay, too.
	It's not just going to be...
	What's the point of paying if you're going to get inundated with lousy advertising?
	It sounds more like the platform is good for advertisers.
	For podcasters who are advertisers.
	In other words, I think it would be funny to have no agenda ads in front of all these other podcasts.
	We could probably do a buy.
	That would be a lot more interesting for us, I think.
	I don't know why you're listening to this podcast.
	We've got a better one.
	And they've really rolled out a whole suite of tools.
	They offer free voices, production.
	They're really trying to get everybody in to do these podcast ads.
	Now, even though that particular feed, which was an active feed, was taken down, apparently there's another one, which someone else put us up, and I guess it's an archive, and you can still find it through Google.
	It doesn't really matter.
	For us to determine, do we want to be on there at all?
	Well, obviously we can't be on there.
	It makes no sense at all whatsoever.
	It's crazy.
	But you determined that, I think since this is your bailiwick, you determined that this was not going to work out for us under any circumstances.
	I think when they first announced this a year ago.
	Yeah.
	Even though we didn't really know the whole advertising play, we figured that's what they'd be doing.
	Well, it's worse than that.
	It seems worse than what you anticipated.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's a lot of restrictions.
	It reminds me so much of the book contract that I got for my book.
	I look at the contract and I'm like, no, we can't adhere to that.
	We're always going to talk something sexist or misogynist or hateful.
	That's all in the eye of the beholder.
	And that's all in the terms of service.
	If we put it back on, we'll be off soon.
	Especially in light of what seems to be going on over there.
	Well, the problem is with the book contracts, it's less of a problem because book contracts are notorious for being dummy contracts.
	And the book business has been in business forever and these people, they put these contracts out and only dummies sign them.
	Sure.
	So they're very negotiable.
	Yes, but I- The problem with these podcast ideas is that everybody's a dummy.
	Yeah.
	So, everyone's just going to sign off on this when, in fact, there will be no precedent for writing your own contracts.
	Maybe Joe Rogan has a much better looking contract in the restaurant, but it doesn't sound like it from the way things are going.
	Well, I would say the most interesting part of it Is that there's no actual mention of sharing any revenue with advertising that's put in front of your show.
	They don't seem to have any, at least no noticeable plan for that.
	Not that we would want that, but...
	So you get into this situation where people, and this is exactly what they want.
	It's what Amazon wants to do.
	It's what Google wants to do.
	Everybody wants, iHeartRadio wants to do this.
	They have, oh, we have exclusive shows.
	Brene Brown just went to Spotify.
	Oh, everybody.
	And I'm not against Spotify being in the, let me just say it, the podcasting space.
	Thank you.
	If their app has stuff that's exclusive to them, that's okay.
	But if you cannot add a podcast feed manually, then that is not a podcast player and you should not rely on it for your podcast.
	For this is just one show, ours, the next one will be something else and that will get taken down and you're just going to have to deal with multiple apps eventually anyway.
	So I just don't see a necessity for us to do it, and quite honestly, I'm not so sure about how happy we should be with the Google Play stuff either.
	And there's one more, Stitcher.
	Those guys.
	Well, they've always been.
	I'm going to use the word problematic.
	Well, I can take the problematic down to the specific problem.
	They re-encode, at least last time I checked, they re-encode the actual file and they'll put ads in that.
	And Stitcher's been running ads in front of podcasts for a long time, and I know I've sent them many requests.
	Hey, how does this work?
	And they just don't reply.
	There's no way to reply.
	Nothing comes back.
	Nobody there.
	Nobody there at all.
	So, yes.
	No morality clauses for us, is I guess what I'm saying.
	No morality clause.
	Why should we let anybody make any money off of us, off of the hard work, 15 years of support from our Gitmo Nation producers?
	I don't think that's...
	I just don't feel good about it, so...
	Well, they can make money the way our ancillary operations make money, the cup manufacturers and the people who do t-shirts and that sort of things.
	They can just kindly put our podcast up and just leave it there.
	You grant Spotify a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, fully paid, worldwide license to download, digitally transcode, modify, make copies of, create derivative works from...
	Well, that's out.
	You can't do that.
	The podcast is a standalone.
	Yes, exactly.
	Unless somebody, specifically, Jennifer Buchanan, Dame Jennifer, does stuff that's beneficial to the podcast.
	In other words, the stuff she does is for the podcast.
	Spotify does stuff for Spotify.
	That's no good.
	Exactly.
	So, I think that we've had our meeting, right?
	Seems so, yeah.
	I thought we already had this meeting some time back.
	Yeah, but everyone gets really confused.
	So, you know, it's like, it's censorship!
	I'm canceling!
	There's no evidence of censorship.
	No, I think they're fine.
	I think that's exactly the attitude they should have.
	Okay.
	John C. DeVore, yeah, yeah, tell them it's censorship, damn it!
	You had it before, you were just playing, and now you're not playing it anymore, you bastards.
	Alright, now let's go to the 45 cycles, man.
	We've got to go to the 45 cycles.
	The world is in trouble because we have, in particular, our producers in Gitmo Nation East in the UK, Gitmo Nation Down Under, They are being played so hard right now, and so are we, as we really have fully transitioned from flatten the curve.
	What was that curve?
	What curve do we have to flatten?
	It's hard to remember, actually.
	Do you remember what the curve was that we needed to flatten?
	Yeah, it was the initial hospitalizations.
	Yes.
	That were going to happen because the thing was deadly.
	Yes.
	And so there's going to be a lot of deaths and we're going to swamp the hospitals.
	And so we had to do everything we can to flatten this curve, which was the curve that goes up as cases go up and then it starts to come down as it starts to round out.
	Exactly.
	And then there'd be a second wave, a surge, which would be much smaller.
	But the hospitals would be ready for that.
	And it was all going to end, by the way, in Easter, as you recall.
	Yeah.
	Well, that was the curve then.
	The curve has just been kind of swapped out for this curve of cases, which is testing.
	Yeah, the cases curve is new.
	Now listen to the way it's being played now in Scandinavia.
	It's not unexpected.
	Maybe most people don't want to admit it, but COVID fatigue has set in.
	Because I live in an apartment, so I don't have gasps, but I definitely do go out more now.
	Ever since everyone started easing off, my parents also started easing off on me, so I didn't take it as serious as I should have been, I guess.
	And that's the message from Canada's top public health officials.
	Given what we've just seen and the numbers, we have to act now in those big jurisdictions, those urban areas right now.
	New projections show on our current track, the country could hit 5,000 cases a day by the end of October.
	Are you kidding me?
	They've gone straight to the cases.
	They're frightening people over cases.
	Which means you've tested positive.
	Doesn't mean you're sick.
	Doesn't mean that you have anything.
	Doesn't mean you'll develop any symptoms.
	But now we've gone from hospitalizations to cases.
	5,000 cases a day!
	Oh, lordy!
	But if contacts and gatherings are reduced, Canadians can once again flatten the curve.
	Flatten the curve!
	We've got to flatten the curve again?
	How many times have you got to flatten this curve?
	Can I say something that we haven't discussed?
	The nature of these health department officials, some of these people are the weirdest looking people you've ever seen.
	They're freaky.
	They're screwy looking.
	And they're little Hitlers now.
	Little Eichmanns, as they used to say.
	They have all gotten a big head because they can control the public.
	And they like it.
	They enjoy it.
	And they're the ones I think are largely responsible for this.
	These health department.
	I've worked with the health department people before.
	And they always feel slighted.
	They always, you know, nobody pays any attention to health.
	Right.
	And now they've got the power and now they're abusing it.
	And if you look at them, we are looking at some of the freakiest weirdos.
	Women with hair that goes straight out in every direction.
	Women that look like they should be, if they're not, should be dead.
	There is a lot of very screwy looking people in this business and they're taking advantage of the public's goodwill.
	There are some men as well.
	Most of those has transitioned, to be honest about it.
	I don't see any evidence that we're making changes now, to be perfectly frank.
	Instead, bubbles are growing.
	They now include entire classrooms full of kids, restaurants and workplaces have reopened, and private gatherings have proven tough to police.
	I don't think people are going to easily go back to control measures again unless it is, you know, thrust upon them.
	Health authorities insist targeted lockdowns could happen at some point, but disease trackers say this virus could get out of control fast, triggering a wave of infections much bigger than the first.
	Wave of infections has nothing to do with what happened the first time around.
	The curve was about hospitalizations, death rate, ventilators, not about infections.
	And of course, we know we've increased testing.
	I'll get to that in a moment.
	This is the same thing.
	The people who are dying are 100 years old.
	Every day the list is 90, 95, 102, 102.
	We shouldn't be locked down.
	We should be jumping up and down and celebrating that person's life.
	You made it!
	You made it, Centennial!
	No.
	Sky Australia.
	I don't know.
	Are they broadcast there?
	Do people actually watch Sky Australia?
	Because they're saying the right shit over there.
	Not that I know of.
	Are they shut down?
	I don't get it.
	Listen to this guy.
	Now, one of the big challenges in understanding this virus and how best to respond is trying to work out what on earth is going on in Europe now with its second wave.
	Now, as I've noted a few times and again last night, something very strange.
	What's going on there?
	You take France, a huge second wave of infections, bigger even than the first one.
	Look at that.
	But no increase in deaths, which is strange.
	And the same pattern you have seen now in many other European countries.
	Holland, Belgium, Britain.
	Here, Britain.
	This is Britain.
	Big second wave of infections.
	But look, not a second wave of deaths, or not yet.
	Although I have to say, you probably have expected that second wave of deaths to show up by now.
	I think we've got to figure out this mystery, because we can't assume that Australia won't be hit again and again with waves of this virus.
	Yeah, because it's just cases.
	It's just cases.
	The same thing is happening here in the United States.
	Dame Jamie actually sent me a nice list, put it in the show notes, of misleading headlines about schools.
	So the headline will say, 55 kids quarantined!
	We're only four tested positive.
	58 quarantined!
	School closes!
	Three tested positive.
	You know, it's like 139 quarantined!
	Over three kids.
	150!
	Four positive.
	And this is just cases.
	It doesn't mean the kids are sick.
	It's just cases.
	And these cases are determined by and large by the PCR test.
	The PCR test, which in its essence...
	Looks for any microscopic bit of what you're looking for.
	I have to do it again.
	I have to keep saying it.
	The only way you can find it is if you...
	It's called a spin.
	You spin it up.
	And the standardized number of cycles is 30.
	Because if you spin it up too much, well, why don't we listen to the inventor...
	The inventor of the PCR test, who sadly died last year, the coincidence and the inconvenience of it, this is in 1993, and he's also a Nobel Prize winner in chemistry.
	His name is, I think it's Mullis.
	I think that's in the Kerry Mullis.
	Here's what he said about the PCR test and how they work from the horse's mouth.
	How do they misuse PCR? And by the way, this question is being asked in relation to HIV, which is very similar to this scam.
	To estimate all these supposed free viral RNAs that may or may not be there.
	I think misuse PCR is not quite...
	I don't think you can misuse PCR. The results, the interpretation...
	If they could find this virus in you at all, and with PCR, if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody, it starts making you believe in the sort of Buddhist notion that everything is contained in everything else, right?
	Because if you can amplify one single molecule up to something that you can really measure, which PCR can do, Then there's just very few molecules that you don't have at least one single one of them in your body.
	So that could be thought of as a misuse of it, just to claim that it's meaningful.
	It is.
	There's very little of what they call HIV and what's been brought out here by Philpott and Isai already.
	The measurement for it is not exact at all.
	It's not as good as our measurement for things like apples.
	An apple is an apple.
	You can get something that's kind of like, if you've got enough things that look kind of like an apple and you stick them all together, you might think of it as an apple.
	And HIV is like that.
	Those tests are all based on things that are invisible and the results are inferred in a sense.
	PCR is separate from that.
	It's just a process that's used to make a whole lot of something out of something.
	It doesn't tell you that you're sick and it doesn't tell you that the thing you ended up with really was going to hurt you or anything like that.
	Okay, so do we understand what he's saying?
	He's saying everybody's got something of everything in them, and if you just turn it up and amplify it enough, you can say, oh, you have it, and you're going to die.
	But it could be a single molecule that you, by abusing the cycles, can then amplify.
	Spinning that swab.
	Yes, so I have in my possession here, and...
	By the way...
	I think we should have some cartoons.
	You take the swab and you put it on the end of a drill.
	That's right.
	And shove that down someone's nose.
	That's not quite where the spinning takes place, but okay.
	That takes place in the assay.
	Oh, you're talking about the centrifuge.
	Yes, the assay.
	I think the spinning is spinning.
	I like it.
	I think it's funny.
	So I have in my possession and posted in the show notes a camera shot of the most recent, just received, I think, two days ago from our anonymous lab technician, the Thermo Fisher assay.
	Thermo Fisher, big lab.
	And I'm looking at it right now.
	It's the setup, how you're supposed to set it up.
	And there it is.
	How many cycles do they recommend?
	45.
	Where the standard is 30, it may not mean much to us, but to lab technicians, they will scratch their head and say, huh, Because you can cycle up anything you want.
	Now, listen to Mrs.
	Karakova of the World Health Organization as she is asked about PCR tests by the media.
	Now, with this in mind, remember, these are being sent, these assays with the setup instructions of 45 cycles, these are being sent...
	To lab technicians, certainly in the United States, but I presume all over the world.
	And with that in mind, listen to her answers.
	Maria, one of our viewers is saying, if PCR test is not accurate, is there any new tests to check out for COVID-19?
	You did mention there are new rapid tests.
	Maybe we can also explain to viewers how many different types of tests are there and what do they measure?
	Let me correct something first, though, because part of the question was PCR are not accurate.
	PCR tests are accurate.
	PCR tests are very, very accurate.
	They are highly credible.
	That is what is being used globally.
	So please, let's clarify that.
	So let's just make sure, because we know people are questioning these tests, but they're highly accurate.
	This is accurate.
	This is no, you cannot question that they're accurate.
	No mention of how they're being used.
	What we were trying to highlight were the number of ways in which they can be used and how they should be used, but please be sure PCR tests are accurate.
	There are different types of tests, so the PCR tests are looking for the RNA, these pieces of the virus that you are infected with.
	And there's lots of PCR assays that are available.
	And as Mike was describing, part of the goal of the consortium of WHO was to make sure that the right tests went to the right countries to utilize the machines that were in the country.
	I was amazed by this because it isn't just about we have 100 million tests or 26 million tests or whatever it is.
	It's about getting the right tests to the right technician in the right lab in that country.
	So what she does not explain is why it sounds to me like she's saying it's different tests for different countries for different labs.
	And she's making it sound like that's because the lab is different or their machines are different.
	The way I hear it now with this knowledge is we got to make sure we send the ones that show the false positives to the countries who want to shut down.
	Well, it's what they're doing, aren't they?
	Yes, but it's disgusting.
	And nobody is questioning this except for, you know, people who are told to shut up and get deplatformed.
	Shut up.
	The deplatformed duo.
	Oh, I like that.
	Deplatformed duo.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	I'm going to write that down.
	That's a good one.
	Um...
	So there's just...
	That's really all I can say.
	It's a huge, massive scam, and we've been transitioned from flatten the hospitalization and death curve to flatten the case curve.
	Well, the only way to flatten that is to stop testing or to make sure we have proper tests.
	That's never going to happen.
	I think you have to keep...
	Did mention, we've discussed this exact same topic over two or three shows, but you continually find new clips.
	Yes.
	I know.
	I know.
	And so as long as you're finding new clips, I don't think, although it may be at the point where you can go back to the original clips and start playing them again, but I don't want to dissuade you from continuing on this path.
	Thank you.
	Well, let's move because we're transitioning.
	We are transitioning in a very important way.
	And the transition is what we predicted.
	I hate to say it.
	We said, for sure, now that we all know...
	This was in the beginning.
	This was back in...
	When I certainly thought we'd be out by April 8th or something or whatever it was.
	Well, that was after...
	Yeah.
	Easter.
	I think it was after I made my initial prediction, which was based upon an $8 billion...
	whatever it was yeah so clearly i had no idea what was really going on behind the scenes but they're now in transition when i say they it is everyone you see on television on mainstream it is every politician it is religious leaders at this point everybody is in on it we need to transition and there's no better place to find out what's in store for us from the global new world order
	the globalists elites the united nations than listening to the great reset podcast from the world economic forum because you can pick up the entire plan right there i Again, the Great Reset is what they call it.
	The Great Reset.
	They're not hiding it.
	They never hide it.
	This is like, you look at the Council on Foreign Relations, their membership list is on the web.
	You can look and see if somebody's a member or not.
	If nobody's hiding anything, they figure, well, they're hiding in plain sight.
	Yes.
	And that's why it's never really seen as a conspiracy.
	Shut up, man.
	These people know what they're talking about.
	I mean, how can you argue with Gorilla Girl?
	You can't argue with Jane Goodall.
	She is the gorilla lady.
	So, I don't care what you want to do, if you went out there and said...
	She was chimps.
	I think she was chimps.
	No, she was gorillas.
	Gorillas in the mist.
	Gorilla my dream.
	You just can't go out and say, she's full of crap?
	People will laugh at you.
	But listen to what she's saying, and you get a whole different picture.
	And the tragedy is that this pandemic has been predicted, and to some extent it's been caused by us, because we've disrespected the natural world, we've disrespected animals, we've created environments which make it much easier for a pathogen to jump From an animal to a human, where it may cause a new disease.
	She still thinks it's coming from a bat.
	So, okay, it's our fault.
	We have not been in touch with nature, so it's our own fault.
	A zoonotic disease, as it's called, such as COVID-19.
	Unfortunately, COVID-19 was incredibly contagious and has raced around the world, causing so much havoc.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	This climate crisis because this planet has finite natural resources and we've been plundering them in many places faster than Mother Nature can restore them.
	We're in the midst of the sixth great extinction.
	We depend on healthy ecosystems and the healthy ecosystem depends on the biodiversity.
	I also love how...
	When did she get her degree in climate science?
	Thank you.
	How about virology?
	Either one would be interesting.
	We need to move into some of these innovations of science, like solar, wind, and tide.
	Solar, wind, and tide.
	Energy.
	Otherwise...
	For my grandchildren and theirs, the future is more than grim.
	It's very dark.
	We mustn't let that happen.
	We have a window of time which is closing, and we need everybody who cares to get together and find solutions.
	We're all going to die!
	Alright, so not to be undercut, also part of this great reset group is Prince Charles.
	Without swift and immediate action, at an unprecedented pace and scale, we will miss the window of opportunity to reset for a green-blue recovery.
	Green-blue recovery.
	This is new.
	I had not heard the green-blue.
	No, did he say new?
	He said blue?
	I think he said green-blue.
	Let's listen.
	For a green-blue recovery.
	I think he says blue.
	That's what he said.
	Green-blue recovery.
	Maybe he's seeing a green-blue algae.
	Oh yeah, that could be.
	For a green-blue recovery and a more sustainable and inclusive future.
	In other words, the global pandemic is a wake-up call we simply cannot ignore.
	Having been at this now for...
	In other words, we can't ignore this pandemic wake-up call.
	He's just connecting that by himself with no logic.
	The global pandemic is a wake-up call we simply cannot ignore.
	Having been at this now for well over 40 years, I have long observed that people tend not to act.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I misunderstood him.
	When he said, been at this, the first thing I thought was inbreeding.
	He might have meant that, even.
	Been at this now for well over 40 years.
	I have long observed that people tend not to act until there is a real crisis.
	Ladies and gentlemen, that crisis has been with us for far too many years.
	decried, denigrated and denied.
	It is now rapidly becoming a comprehensive catastrophe that will dwarf the impact of the coronavirus pandemic.
	At this late stage, I can see no other way forward but to call for a Marshall-like plan for nature, people and planet.
	With the planetary emergency so critical, with the permafrost melting in Siberia...
	The lungs of the world!
	...producing dire effects on global warming, and with the Pantanal in Brazil being consumed by unprecedented numbers of fires, we could no longer go on like this, as if...
	There was no tomorrow and no ultimate reckoning for our abuse of nature.
	So, what do we do?
	Without doubt, we must now put ourselves on a warlike footing, approaching our action from the perspective of a military-style campaign.
	That way, working together, we can combat this most grave and urgent challenge.
	If we have the resolve to shift our trajectory, we must start now by bringing forward our net-zero target.
	We'll bring forward our net zero target.
	Tighten the noose.
	It's got to come forward.
	Not to be underplayed or not to play his part on the world stage, Dr.
	Ted Ross from the World Health Organization weighs in.
	The pandemic has also shown a bright light on the delicate relationship between people and planet.
	How has it shown that?
	I haven't seen much of the planet.
	I've seen the inside of my house.
	A relationship that must be nurtured through a One Health approach that recognizes human health is intimately connected to the health of animals and our shared environment.
	WHO has launched its own Green Manifesto for a green and healthy recovery from COVID-19.
	So we need a green and healthy recovery.
	Well, you know where this is going, and you have a clip that's going to kick it all off, but I do want to point out, this has gone all the way to the Speaker of the House in the UK. It was reported that this man in Britain wants to impose the same type of horrendous lockdowns and restrictions that we are seeing for COVID-19.
	But for climate change.
	Yes, that's right.
	Who is this lunatic?
	Some mad extinction rebellion zealot?
	Or maybe Tim Flannery's crazy uncle they keep hidden in the attic?
	Nope.
	This is a former Labour minister and now the speaker of the House of Commons, Sir Lindsay Hoyle.
	Yep, the highest authority in the House of Commons wants lockdowns for global warming.
	He said at a G7 meeting this week that if there was one lesson governments should take from the pandemic, it is that, and I quote, people are prepared to accept limitations on personal choice and lifestyle.
	So, he says, this should also be true for climate change.
	Tits.
	And we need to fight back against this.
	We've been conditioned.
	We are tired.
	Everybody's very tired of listening to it, thinking about it.
	A good friend of ours got COVID a couple days ago.
	She said, hey, I don't know if I was around you guys or whatever, but I feel really crap.
	And I'm sure she'll hopefully be okay in a day or two.
	Sound, you know, one of...
	Tina's friends, who was at the wedding actually, her husband got it.
	She didn't get it.
	He got it.
	He had some shakes for a day and some chills, and now he's going to be okay.
	People don't seem to be dying.
	He's in his 60s.
	People don't seem to be dying from this the way they were.
	They don't seem to be going into the hospital the way they were.
	But we're going to use the tired masses who are just like, oh, whatever.
	Just leave me.
	Oh, fine.
	I'll put the mask on.
	And we have to fight against it.
	Do you want to give me your lead-in to the BBBs?
	Yes.
	Well, one of the things that's developed is...
	Well, this clip is kind of the beginning of it.
	I got this clip from one of their Canadians, and it's from CKNW, Linda Steele and Eric.
	This is a three o'clock zoo kind of a news.
	They have a news show.
	It's kind of like a zoo.
	Yeah, everybody.
	Yeah.
	The more I think about it, the better I like it.
	Yeah.
	And this is a clip from the show where they introduce a new term.
	They're bringing it up in Canada.
	And there's some mysterious aspects to it.
	When you listen to this clip, you're going to be scratching your head.
	Stay tuned for that.
	Also, there was a big throne speech today.
	And the Trudeau government had been kind of hinting that it was going to be big and bold and they were going to build back better.
	LAUGHTER That's their new tagline for everything.
	That's horrible.
	They paid somebody a lot of money.
	So much money.
	I made a quick song to make fun of it.
	Did you really?
	I did.
	Bring it on.
	We're building better back.
	They actually paid someone to think of that.
	Yep.
	Here's something I came up with really fast.
	Hold on a second.
	No Agenda Producers.
	Shame on you!
	Shame on you for coming up with that before for these guys.
	You got it mixed up.
	It's build back better.
	Oh, I screwed up.
	Well, see, I mean, it all starts with a B, you know, because apparently it's all about alliteration.
	That's right.
	However, how exactly is the Trudeau government going to build back better?
	And by the way, I loved your song.
	Was that?
	Who was that?
	Vanilla?
	Justin Timberlake.
	I was going to say Vanilla.
	I know.
	I don't own God.
	What's wrong with me?
	I don't know.
	Anyway, the Governor General Julie Payette, she gets to read the throne speech, and she said there's two primary needs of Canadians the government's going to address.
	The first is to help Canadians in the short term.
	To do whatever it takes using whatever fiscal firepower is needed to support people and businesses during the pandemic.
	The best way to keep the economy strong is to keep Canadians healthy.
	The second need is to build back better with a sustainable approach for future generations.
	As the government builds a plan for stimulus and recovery, this must be done responsibly.
	Build back better.
	I like these guys, but couldn't they just do one Google search on Build Back Better and get a little informed?
	Well, this is the thing.
	There's two interesting things to this clip.
	That what you just said is one of them, which is, did the Canadians just steal this from Biden and didn't want to say anything?
	And apparently the public doesn't know this.
	My producer in Canada said that...
	Nobody knows about it but her because she listens to the No Agenda show.
	But even worse than that is that Biden stole it from the UN, which we've traced, and it probably goes back even further.
	And the question remains, and the joke of their presentation was, oh, they paid a lot of money for that, I bet.
	Yeah.
	As if a consultant came in, maybe they did pay a lot of money, which means they were really taken to the cleaners.
	Yeah, that's even worse.
	But this seems to me to be still code for the globalists.
	And this is coming right out of the UN and it's like, I don't know how they kept it hushed up so much.
	Because the code is known and we don't, it's like Fight Club.
	You don't talk about Build Back Better.
	This is not a thing.
	Also not on Fox News, by the way.
	This is being completely suppressed.
	It's in our face.
	It's in our face all the time, every day on television.
	Build Back Better, it says it right there.
	We've become so numb to stuff.
	It's pathetic, but can I mention one other thing?
	Watch the Biden North Carolina speech.
	I'm not sure that this, we'll find out when the debates come, if they ever do next week, on Tuesday.
	Biden never said Build Back Better again, and he doesn't have it on his signage, and it's as though they've decided to drop it.
	Well, not so for Justin Trudeau of Scandinavia.
	While we're dealing with this pandemic, I don't want you or your parent or your friend to take on debt that your government can better shoulder.
	So yes, in the short term, we'll keep investing.
	But beyond the emergency, as we start to build back better, we must do that in a fiscally and sustainable way.
	Investing for our recovery must be done responsibly.
	So he's already, he's just, we're just building back better, just so you know, it's done, we're building back better.
	But this has now reached the king of the Netherlands.
	You know, the king whose wife flirted with me?
	Ha!
	The queen?
	That guy.
	Here he is!
	Everyone who helped draft the UN Charter in San Francisco in the spring of 1945.
	In a radio message, President Truman called them architects of the better world.
	They came together after half a decade of war and human suffering.
	The differences between them were great, but they were all driven by an unshakable resolve to build back a better world.
	Their ambition became reality as more and more countries joined the UN. Both my generation and the next are grateful for the opportunities that it's given us.
	So that's really the origins.
	The UN started in the 40s, and this has been a globalist plan all along.
	And I think that Biden, whether they use it now or not, is a signal.
	It's like, we're in.
	It's all right.
	Everybody who's in the system, who knows about Build Back Better, we're in.
	Yeah.
	It can't be much more than that.
	It's just a signal that we're good to go.
	And it connects completely to climate change.
	I have to say I'm very, very pleased with what's happening in Texas.
	We now have the Republican Party of Texas have passed a unanimous, what do they call it, resolution against Governor Abbott.
	And they're saying, open Texas now!
	And this resolution passed, of course, a Republican-dominant state senate passed with flying colors, and it doesn't mean crap other than we're tired of it and you've got to stop this.
	We are being destroyed.
	Everyone's being destroyed.
	There's no reason for this.
	God, I went to my spin class yesterday, and I have to walk from the parking garage to the spin class.
	It's like a block.
	And everyone, everybody in downtown Austin masked up, except for, like, the workers who are smart, the homeless guys, although they've got one when they need to go solicit for money, they throw on a dirty-ass mask.
	And so I'm just walking, minding my business.
	I've got no mask.
	No mask on.
	And there's a lady coming from the opposite direction.
	Check it out.
	She's masked up.
	I can't.
	Well, masked up.
	She's got a baby stroller with two dogs in the stroller and one dog walking next to the stroller.
	And she sees me.
	She gets off of the sidewalk onto the street to go around me.
	With dogs in the stroller?
	With dogs in the stroller.
	There's a dog in the stroller.
	Oh, whatcha gonna do?
	Dog in the stroller.
	It's out of control.
	I got a nice boots-on-the-ground report from Amsterdam, where they're also...
	It's the same thing.
	Second wave, second wave, all based on cases, all based on PCR tests.
	And he says that what's interesting is there's a very lively house party circuit, since they have actually opened up some clubs that people can go to.
	But you've got to leave by midnight, because after midnight you can die from COVID. And he says what's ironic is that all of these illegal parties are organized by leftist douchebags who during the day are virtue signaling about how horrible it is and how we have to social distance and wear our masks and be careful.
	But at night, they're the ones organizing the illegal house parties.
	That sounds about Hollywood.
	Yeah.
	Well, let me just move, transition right into Hollywood.
	So we saw the Emmy Awards.
	Did you get a clip?
	Yeah, I got one clip.
	The Emmy Awards...
	Had the lowest ratings in history.
	Even worse than the Academy of Country Music.
	Yeah, they were worse by about 3 million viewers.
	Yeah.
	But I understand what happened.
	All of a sudden it hit me.
	The reason why these award shows in particular are failing is because they are built around huge industries.
	Fashion, gossip, TMZ, movies, promotions, all these things that always are focused on the Academy Awards.
	The people who are presenting have movies to promote.
	All of this, it's huge.
	It's hundreds of millions of dollars, if not billions of dollars.
	The live telecast, the red carpet, all of that fell away.
	So we had no hype.
	We had no reason to watch.
	And when you take away the celebrity and the fashion and the music and the gossip and all these industries that mainly surround media, you're left with an empty shell of self-congratulatory douchebags that nobody gives a crap about.
	And it was politicized, unbelievably...
	By the way, I thought some things were pretty funny.
	I like that they made a real television show with what they had.
	And they definitely did some good things.
	And I watched the whole thing.
	Well, I couldn't watch the whole thing.
	But at a certain minute, and I love Schitt's Creek.
	Great series.
	But Dan Levy, shut the fuck up, Canadian.
	Don't tell us how to vote.
	Don't tell us what to do.
	You're accepting all the awards in Canada.
	You're Canadian.
	Go away!
	Don't tell me what to do.
	I love that you won.
	Congratulations, everybody.
	But then the virtue signal and to do all this tell us what to do.
	Screw you.
	He's almost making a mockery of one of the characters he used to play on SCTV. The blowhard guest.
	Which takes me right to the very uncomfortable Anthony Anderson bit with Jimmy Carroll.
	Oh, that's when I turned it off.
	I couldn't take it.
	So if you've ever seen Black-ish, what he was doing was doing a version of Dre on the show.
	And Dre is this really proud black man who's standing up and, you know, it's...
	And Black-ish is...
	I like the show a lot.
	It's very funny.
	It's very well-structured comedy and it works.
	So now he's going to do his character, but he took it a couple steps too far because there is such a thing as neuro-linguistic programming, and there is such a thing as just being an asshole.
	But instead of that sexy, melanated energy, here I am, alone in a sterilized green room, trying not to sneeze on a llama.
	What a damn shame.
	It was actually an alpaca.
	Don't white-splain it to me, Jimmy.
	It should have been a pit bull.
	But not tonight.
	No, not tonight.
	This isn't what it should have been, Jimmy.
	But you know what?
	I'm still rooting for everybody black.
	Yeah, he started off this whole rant by saying this was supposed to be the black Emmys.
	You know, I thought it was just about TV shows.
	But it was going to be all black people winning, all black speeches, all great words from black leaders.
	Because black stories, black performances, and black lives matter.
	Say it with me, Jimmy.
	Black lives matter.
	Louder, Jimmy.
	Black lives matter.
	Louder, Jimmy.
	Say it so that Mike Pence can hear it.
	That's when I was done with this guy.
	The guy is out of his gore to say these things.
	And I think they hurt themselves.
	I think Hollywood hurts themselves.
	I think that everything is just...
	That is the definition of being divisive.
	Black Lives Matter!
	And programming people to say this is just wrong.
	That's right.
	And because Black Lives Matter, black people will stay at home tonight to be safe.
	Which is fine, because guess what?
	Y'all don't know how to light us anyway.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	So we suck.
	White people suck.
	Thanks, Dre.
	Thanks, man.
	I'm glad I got that off my chest.
	I am, too.
	I am, too.
	Yeah.
	I'm glad you did.
	I'm appreciative that you've given me a safe space to say this from.
	It's my pleasure.
	You know that.
	Yes.
	Could you scoot over so I can stand on this star?
	Okay.
	Yes, I will.
	All right.
	So, it's just horrible.
	And it's part of the Hollywood vibe.
	I had a conference call on...
	Monday or Tuesday.
	So it's a Dutch guy I know, who I've known for 35 years, and he owns half of a catalog of all of the television shows and interviews, even the raw footage.
	He got the whole kit and caboodle of really my four years in television in the Netherlands, which is a lot of big names in there.
	It's a lot of early stuff.
	And he had some idea.
	Where he would want to do something, kind of like a revival show for the Netherlands.
	So I'm interested in talking to him.
	And then, so on this, we had talked before, and then he brought in his partner, a U.S. guy, a guy from San Diego, who owns the other half of the catalog.
	And he owns a lot of catalogs, and he licenses to everybody.
	It's a very simple business.
	business, you buy up performances, all kinds of different television shows.
	And then you can license clips when people do documentaries or they want to refer to it or sometimes to make their own products.
	And here's how the I should have recorded it.
	But here's how the call went.
	Hey, so you're in Texas?
	Yeah, I'm in Austin, Texas.
	Ah, the only place you can still be a Democrat in Texas, huh?
	And I'm not taking this bait.
	And I like my buddy in Holland, and I don't know if he's aware of how polarized things are.
	I say, well, you know, it's actually pretty even-keeled here.
	You know, it's like, you know, I think there's a lot more even-keeled than you think.
	He says, yeah, but please, Texas is just Republicans!
	My God!
	Like this, I'm not kidding you.
	And I say, well, yeah, we really just don't give a crap about what people vote here.
	There's not a lot of anger about it.
	And I'm not going to say anything to him other than that.
	And then he says, well, how about those hats?
	They're big.
	They're cowboy hats.
	I said, well, yeah, ranchers and maybe who dress up fancy.
	Yes, at this point you should have recorded this.
	Yeah, I know.
	And he said, I can't stand the hats!
	It's like, well, we still wear the boots.
	No, boots are cool.
	Boots are cool.
	Oh, well, anyway, yeah.
	Well, it looks like we're going to be in this lockdown for another year.
	I mean, the guy is completely mind-controlled and a complete, complete dick.
	And that's what it's like.
	I don't have to deal with any business people.
	I haven't for years, for over a decade.
	I don't have to talk to anybody.
	I don't have to do any real meetings about stuff.
	And the one time I'm confronted with an actual industry meeting, I see the problem.
	And it was the introduction.
	He was like, virtue signaling, let's see if Adam's on my team.
	It really, really was sad.
	And I should have recorded it.
	But there will be another chance, so hopefully...
	Because what I should have said was, there's a lot of Californians coming to Texas, so I guess we'll be okay?
	I don't know.
	I don't know what to talk to.
	When you run into a guy like that, it's probably better to precondition him that they shouldn't be talking like that.
	Yeah, because I really want to do some business with these guys, but my goodness.
	And award shows in general, I think...
	Make no sense.
	There's even more going on.
	I was going to post this on Mastodon, the homepage of the Hollywood Reporter.
	I haven't seen it.
	I don't go to that often.
	Well, I like to read the trades.
	So you go to the front page of the Hollywood Reporter.
	People can do this, THR.com.
	I think it might be one of the entries.
	You can get to the front page and just scroll down and look at the photos.
	It's like a collection of the ugliest people.
	Some of them are celebrities.
	Most of them are producers and directors.
	But even the celebrities, the glamour is completely out of Hollywood.
	The people that were once seen as glamorous, they won't even put a pretty picture of them up anymore.
	Good point.
	It's just ugly people from stem discern.
	And you can scroll all the way down and it's a jaw dropper.
	It's like, what happened?
	Yeah.
	Well, they're leading the charge.
	They're leading the charge of everybody be the same, I guess.
	Well, they're leading the church, but you can see it's on their faces.
	It's almost like suicide.
	They're suiciding themselves.
	They look beaten.
	They look terrible.
	I'm talking including the celebrities.
	It's just everybody looks...
	And the Hollywood Reporter, I don't know what the editorial staff is like, but they must not like Hollywood at all, which is possible.
	And they just, even if you have a picture of some ingenue, they just find the ugliest version of her and put her up.
	Yeah.
	A lot is broken.
	I don't think people realize, certainly Hollywood, don't realize, first of all, their productions are broken.
	You can't produce a movie anymore or a television show, even just a video shoot, without all these union rules of how many COVID consultants you have to have hanging around.
	COVID consultants, yeah.
	They have all broken that magical, mystical wall of their home and their home life.
	Which I think makes a difference.
	The mystique is definitely flowing out of celebrity, Hollywood celebrity.
	People are tired of...
	I think in general of Hollywood celebrities in general giving us a piece of their mind.
	Yeah, we're not looking for their advice.
	They're also not producing any new Hollywood content.
	So they're going to start being remembered by the crap they're putting on Instagram and everything else.
	Well, even when they do a movie, it's DC, it's comic book stuff.
	And so award shows in general, which is one of the problem I have with, like, the podcast awards, it makes no sense.
	I mean, I like the idea of having an association where, you know, you can stimulate growth of an industry where you can solicit funds to sponsor things that benefit all of podcasting.
	But an award show, it's like there can never be a best podcast.
	Well, obviously, there is only one best podcast in the universe.
	But when it comes down to categories, you know, it's so subjective and it's so splintered that it's kind of bullcrap.
	Any award show, just look at, they can't even figure out what's television anymore on the Emmys.
	Well, is it streaming?
	Queeby!
	Queeby was nominated!
	Queeby!
	Queen Bee was nominated for shows.
	These are 10-minute videos that play on an app on your phone.
	It's totally dumb.
	It's a failed venture.
	It cost a billion dollars.
	So, you know, it's like we need to do something else.
	Award shows clearly are only one big part of the, as we've seen, of the massive Hollywood blanket that is thrown around that we're all so addicted to.
	And it fell apart.
	It fell apart.
	In many ways, especially when they go like that, the virtue signaling, all the political stuff, it doesn't make up for great content that we saw.
	This was all it was.
	Some dumb awards, no one cares, Canada won it all, and then a bunch of political stuff.
	I do want to highlight a great, I think a very fantastic initiative called Project Whiteout.
	Which is sweeping the nation.
	And anyone can do this.
	Anybody can participate in Project Whiteout.
	This is typically done through a GoFundMe, and I have one here.
	This is, as a white cisgender male, I must make a meaningful contribution to social justice.
	I need to give up as much of my privilege as I can, knowing I can never truly give it all up.
	To do that, I will leave my upper five to six-figure career role to make room for people of color.
	I can help by making more room for people of color in professional spaces.
	So what will I contribute?
	I'll be giving up between $2 million and $3 million in future earnings.
	What am I asking of you?
	To pitch in a small percentage of that to help make Project Whiteout possible.
	What will I do if Project Whiteout is successful?
	I plan to devote my time volunteering to help the community.
	What will be done with the funds raised beyond the goals now?
	Well, if there are funds raised in excess of the goals listed below, after the GoFundMe fees have been paid, they'll be donated to causes that will help the community.
	I will whiteout from the workplace within the time frame noted next to each goal.
	The more that is raised, the faster I will whiteout.
	So, $250,000 raised, white out within one year.
	Basically, it's a reverse retirement scheme.
	So if people donate a quarter of a million dollars a year, he will retire from the workplace.
	It's a great idea!
	You can virtue signal and retire!
	To have nothing but contempt for the world.
	It's time for a positive change.
	I think it's very funny.
	I think it's also meant as...
	A put-on.
	I think so.
	A put-on.
	Not quite as good as Saddleback College, though.
	I think we should just go straight to Noodle Gun, if you don't mind.
	Okay.
	Okay, hold on.
	Where's my Noodle Gun stuff?
	I'm always missing the Noodle Gun.
	Let me see if this is it.
	I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
	Yes, everybody.
	I got my pasta glock locked in.
	This is where the virtue signaling goes incredibly wrong, particularly with the racial and political issues and virtue signaling, and it's starting to backfire.
	So we see...
	Costco is under attack because the founder of Palmetto Cheese basically said, Black Lives Matter is bullcrap, I'm tired of it.
	So Costco removed Palmetto Cheese and now Boycott Costco is trending on Twitter.
	Well, you've got to be careful with those moves you make.
	We knew that Uncle Ben's rice was going to change.
	The new name is Ben's original.
	It's like, woo!
	Good work, everybody.
	You remember Princeton University President You know, he was doing all this virtue signaling about racism and damage to people of color that persist at Princeton.
	You remember that?
	It was a whole big thing.
	Also, it wasn't something about their building or some other racist term.
	Racist names on the building.
	Racist names on the building.
	Well, because of his speeches, the U.S. Department of Education is opening an investigation to...
	To how racist Princeton is.
	Good job, mofo!
	I think that's very funny.
	That's ironic.
	Yeah.
	Antebellum Which is another trauma-based entertainment movie.
	It's failing.
	People are sick and tired of it.
	ADOS, black people reviewing it as, I'm tired of films like this.
	Of course, it was bound to happen.
	Brooklyn Street, Black Lives Matter.
	Nope, yellow letters.
	F. Cuomo and de Blasio.
	That's starting to happen.
	I think that's pretty good.
	It was removed very quickly, as you can imagine.
	But I think the best virtue signal of the week and the best noodle gun comes from a Zoom call with the board of Saddleback College.
	And apparently they make space for students to come in with suggestions.
	And so, again, it's a Zoom call.
	You've got 12 or 13 different...
	People from the administration of this college on screen, and they're taking calls one by one with the excellent suggestions.
	Remember, we always want to make things better, so if you can remove racist things from our school, that's always listened to.
	All right, thank you so much, Cameron.
	Let's now welcome Cole Hirsch.
	Hi, how are you?
	I have a little, I wrote a little pitch, if I could read through that.
	Please.
	Dear Saddleback College, let's face it, our mascot, the gaucho, is racist, and it's time for him to be murdered.
	Anyway, I have just the idea for a new progressive mascot for your school.
	Her name is Titty Pussy, and she's a woke, sloppy goblin girl who rides around the campus on sweat-stained roller skates and begs each student to come out as bi.
	If a student refuses to do so, Titty Pussy will let out a shriek that has the frequency to change the student's body hair to strawberry blonde.
	Then Titty Pussy will say, Tough break, straightie.
	Have fun sticking out like a sore thumb should you ever visit a beach in Palestine.
	At sporting events, instead of displaying kiss cams on the Jumbotron, Titty Pussy will instead screen promos for her OnlyFans, which mainly consists of her getting off to the school flat.
	During halftime, Titty Pussy will do her signature dance move, the Pop Block and Swap It, where she'll make the team swap mouthguards to reassure the fans that none of the players are homophobic.
	If either team refuses, she'll take a knee for the rest of the game right in the middle of the field.
	So, thank you for your time, and I hope you can consider Titty Pussy.
	Now wait for the reaction.
	Alright, thank you, Cole.
	Let's go ahead and welcome Chloe Johnson.
	Well, this guy's got a job in the future working for C-SPAN. I love how they just say, okay, thanks.
	Alright, next one.
	Fantastic.
	Medal for that kid.
	A medal for that kid.
	Oh, that kid was getting high fives from everybody and three beers for the next week.
	They even gotten laid.
	Oh, yeah.
	My goodness.
	That's how far it's coming.
	I like it.
	That's America.
	We do these kind of things.
	That's humorous.
	I thought we were losing that, but luckily it's coming back.
	Well, at some point.
	Yeah, I feel pretty good that we may be salvable, salvageable.
	I don't know.
	Where are we at here?
	Well, I've got a few things we can go into.
	Yeah, I'd love to.
	I'd love to.
	I don't want to go back in the other direction.
	We can do some Biden.
	We can catch up with Biden because Biden gave a speech.
	It wasn't very good.
	I have a question for you.
	So on Monday or Tuesday, everyone will say, oh, well, the Biden campaign put a lid on it at 830 this morning.
	They put a lid on it at 830 this morning.
	There'll be no more Biden today.
	I understand what putting a lid on something means.
	It's like, hey, put a lid on it because we don't want that talked about.
	But is that a specific journalistic term on the campaign trail, putting a lid on it?
	Is it an acronym in this case?
	It just seems like everyone talks that way.
	We should know that that's the term for what?
	I never heard of this term in this context.
	It's something these guys at STEM, I don't know.
	I'm as baffled as you are.
	I just thought it was odd.
	It's like, what?
	Why are you doing this?
	Okay, put a lid on it.
	Okay, so nobody's fact-checking anything Biden has to say.
	Well, no.
	Why would you?
	Well, that's an interesting point.
	I wouldn't have thought about it that way.
	But okay.
	Let's start with some of his...
	Oh, okay.
	First of all, he's in North Carolina.
	He's pooped.
	This, I think, was like two days ago or...
	No, it wasn't yesterday.
	It may have been yesterday.
	But he's done.
	He's talking to a bunch of black folk in North Carolina.
	He's introduced by the black mayor who's, I don't know what, he seemed like a dingbat.
	And then Chris Paul, the basketball player, for some unknown reason, comes out.
	And I'm surprised he didn't promote State Farm Insurance.
	But so Biden is, I just want to give an example that Biden is so pooped at this point that he's faxing it in.
	I want to play, this is his standard pitch.
	This is the, my dad, you know, got it.
	He says every speech he drops this one in about his dad.
	It comes up to him and says, you know, a job is more than just a money.
	This is always a good excuse.
	You got to add Joey.
	He says Joey.
	Joey.
	Well, actually, if you go back far enough, by the way, it used to be champ.
	And Honey.
	I've heard Honey, too.
	I never heard Honey, but I can believe it.
	But he used to be Champ, and now it's Joey, and it's always Joey.
	But this is a 21-second clip.
	I just want you to listen.
	This is the same old, same old.
	He says it on every speech.
	But I want you to listen to the energy, the lack thereof.
	I mean, when he comes out on Tuesday, they are going to have to give him a shot in the ass.
	Yes, my dad used to have an expression.
	Everybody's entitled to be treated with dignity.
	And then he said, Joey, your job is about a lot more than a paycheck.
	It's about your dignity.
	It's about respect.
	It's about your place in the community.
	It's about being able to hold your head up.
	It's about being able to look your kid in the eye and say, honey, everything's going to be okay.
	For too many people, particularly in the African-American community, they can't say that.
	That's not able to be done.
	Well, I've heard him with even lower energy.
	The energy could be lower, but it's the monotone faxing through it, just waltzing through this little spiel with no emotion whatsoever.
	He's zombified.
	He's totally zombified.
	It's so obvious he's zombified.
	Well, when he's zombified, it's a good time to talk about death.
	Let's listen to him talk about the new death numbers he's predicting.
	Yes, this is a good one.
	37,000 more people will be alive today.
	And we're going to have another influx of cases just between now and January.
	It's expected that we're going to have somewhere between, depending on which estimate you take, between 138,000 and 178,000 more deaths.
	And if people just do what we're doing here, and when you're at a social distance, as I am, you can take a mask off, but wear a mask.
	They estimate that would save about close to 89,000, 90,000 people.
	Okay, so those are numbers we should keep in mind.
	Luckily, these clips are all short.
	I've got a two-parter, though.
	This is the one that's got some issues.
	This is where he's scrambling around trying to explain something about how he's going to be spending money.
	Specifically, I think this is the one about the educational spending.
	This is called Biden OIN. Hi, I'm Andrea Brown.
	I'm a second grade teacher.
	Nice to meet you.
	My mother would say, God love you dear.
	It's been difficult, but thank you.
	So thank you, Chris, for bringing up education and the HBCUs, but as far as K-12 education, how do you plan to push access to educational equity?
	It's a simple proposition for me.
	I'm going to exaggerate it as a second grade teacher, why you're so important.
	If I had only $1 to spend in education, and I could spend it post-graduation or pre-kindergarten, I'd spend it pre-kindergarten.
	Not a joke.
	He spent it on pre-K, so not even on education, just playing with toys and mud.
	Well, that's not a joke.
	That's not a joke.
	That's right, it's not a joke.
	First of all, when he says that, are you thinking when he says this, that I want to spend all my money on pre-K, that the first thing you think is a joke?
	No, not at all.
	Why does he assume?
	He's assuming you must be thinking it's a joke, or otherwise he wouldn't say not a joke.
	He thinks most of his stuff must sound like a joke.
	Well, it's that, and did you catch the Pledge of Allegiance where he did something similar?
	I pledge allegiance to the United States of America.
	For real!
	For real!
	Change the Pledge of Allegiance.
	I like it, though.
	Not a joke.
	I pledge allegiance to the flag.
	So he goes on with this part two of the same clip.
	Not a joke.
	Because you know as well as I do, based on your educational background, that 60% of a child's brain is already developed by the time they're three, four, five years old.
	And so what happens is people start off, based on their zip code and their family background, they may start off way behind the curve.
	You know you have a lot of students who, when they come into school, if they come from a very poor background in a community raised by a single mom or a single dad through no fault of their own, they will have probably heard one million fewer words spoken by the time they get to first grade.
	That by itself is an impediment.
	He likes these facts, you know.
	He likes giving these big numbers out.
	A million less words.
	Women who are single moms through no fault of their own.
	No less.
	That's interesting.
	Through no fault of their own.
	Okay.
	Well, he's talking to a black community and he's bordering on insulting them with some of these comments.
	So he's really dancing.
	He's dancing up there.
	I'm not sure he's doing a good job of it.
	Now, this one here, you know, Joe has this tendency to...
	He's really a misogynist, kind of a sexist.
	He's really a douchebag when it comes down to it.
	You don't have to pussyfoot around it.
	He's a douchebag.
	He's a douchebag.
	And so he wants to say stuff that he knows he's probably politically incorrect, and he already knows he's got a reputation as creepy Uncle Joe.
	And so he goes a little bit off the track here, goes away from his script, and he talks about I just don't know what he's thinking or why he even brings it up or why some sort of macho thing.
	And this is Biden and the younger woman clip.
	As first lady, as second lady, I should say, she taught 15 credits every semester at a community college.
	Before that, she taught juniors and seniors in high school for 25 years.
	I think it was 25.
	But my point is, a long time.
	Although, I'm not allowed to tell the exact number because my wife is 30 years younger than I am.
	I started off not quite that much, but now there's no woman in the entire Biden family as old as any man.
	But that's another issue.
	But all kidding aside...
	You know what this is?
	He's trying to...
	It's like over-signaling towards women.
	It's a weird thing.
	What is the point of no woman being older than any man in the Biden clan?
	He got tongue-tied because he wanted to make Jill sound younger.
	He thinks it's great if you say, you don't look a day over 30, you know, when you know that the hag is 70.
	That's what you do if you're kind of douchey.
	But hey, I do that.
	No, but no, I don't think you do it like that.
	I will say, man, did you get your hair done?
	That looks really good.
	See, that's...
	If they had their hair done, you don't just say it if you don't recognize.
	One of my favorite things is you meet somebody's wife for the first time.
	Mm-hmm.
	And I usually do this with an audience.
	Here it comes.
	I was going to say, so you're meeting somebody's wife for the first time, and what is the, I'm sure, insulting thing you say about the husband?
	I say nothing insulting.
	I never insult women when I meet them for the first time.
	No, you insult her husband.
	I'll say something that's ludicrous, and it'll be like, you must be Bill's daughter.
	Oh, no!
	Wow!
	Old guy joke.
	Hello, Boomer.
	It always gets a rise.
	It gets a rise.
	Yeah, that's a really good one, John.
	Keep that up.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I only have one more Biden clip.
	This one is just an out and this is a good fact check.
	This is just an out and out lie.
	He makes the claim that the poor teacher that's standing there Well, just play.
	This is the tax slice.
	That's a new proposal.
	Some of you may like it.
	I don't know anybody in my neighborhood knows very well.
	And that is that another $30 billion tax cut for billionaires.
	You think I'm making it like, you know, billionaires sound like, you know, Bernie Sanders, billionaires are bad.
	That's not the problem.
	The problem is reducing the capital gains tax if you make your money off investments as opposed to sweating your brow or woken up and getting a paycheck, right?
	He thinks you should only have to pay 15% of your income.
	So you'll pay more as a school teacher than somebody making 20 million bucks if it's all coming from investments.
	That's not right.
	Again, don't want to punish anybody.
	Just by the time everybody pays their fair share.
	Yeah, but this is an old trick.
	This is what Warren was saying.
	This is what, you know, it's crazy that Warren...
	There's no way that somebody who makes 20 million in investments paying capital gains tax is paying less taxes than the school teacher.
	It's not even close.
	Well, what he's doing is trying to call out, you know, make people feel good about, I'm going to tackle Wall Street, don't you worry, pay no attention to the money coming in.
	Pay no attention where that's coming from, I'll take care of Wall Street.
	Yeah, I understand what he's trying to do, but these are the kinds of things that the fact checkers should be going after.
	Well, I'd like to come back to Biden and the election, etc.
	We desperately need to take our break, but just tying into that with one transitional clip.
	This got no play, and maybe I'm misreading it, but I personally thought the news of the $2 trillion that has been laundered by the banks for criminal organizations, for terrorists, for drug rings, it's known as the FinCEN papers,
	since these suspicious activity reports of money laundering have been collecting at the Federal Reserve, And the Treasury since 1999.
	All of a sudden, this now comes out.
	The market dropped 800 points on Monday.
	It came out on Sunday.
	And it has a curious origin, so it just warrants a little bit of discussion.
	Here's the only clip I could really get about it from Reuters.
	Hong Kong shares of HSBC fell to their worst level since 1995 on Monday after reports that it and other financial institutions had allegedly moved large sums of illicit money over two decades.
	They revolve around documents leaked to BuzzFeed and shared with a global network of investigative journalists.
	BuzzFeed and other news outlets say it involves moving money for the likes of terrorists, drug kingpings and corrupt leaders.
	The leak is reportedly made up of over 2,100 suspicious activity reports filed by banks and other financial firms with the U.S. Treasury's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, or FinCEN.
	The so-called FinCEN files allegedly show more than $2 trillion worth of transactions from 1999 to 2017, all of it flagged as suspicious by the bank's own compliance departments.
	The activity reports aren't necessarily proof of wrongdoing, but the leak paints a picture of a banking system that allows for vast amounts of money laundering.
	So when I first heard this, immediately my thought goes to that douchebag Comey who was on the board of directors when HSBC was caught money laundering for Mexican drug lords.
	And he cleaned that up and then he left and we know what the story is with him.
	The number one...
	First of all, I don't like that BuzzFeed broke this.
	BuzzFeed is not a journalistic organization, in my opinion.
	They're a leaky outlet.
	If you want to leak something, where did the Steele dossier come from?
	BuzzFeed.
	Yeah, Mother Jones was involved.
	But these guys, they published these papers...
	And yeah, you look at them, they're suspicious activity reports.
	I've had them filed on me, just sending money to my daughter.
	And then someone just calls and checks, you get an email or whatever.
	So they're quite common.
	But these are millions of dollars at a time.
	It says, well, could be a Ponzi scheme or don't know why this money is going there.
	And so they just send it on and no one does anything.
	And that is, of course, the banking industry, and of course it's a bunch of corrupt douchebags.
	But I'm smelling something else.
	The number one abuser, apparently, up to $1.2 trillion of the $2 trillion listed in these suspicious activity reports is Deutsche Bank.
	So I'm thinking they've got now 80 quote-unquote journalists around the globe who are combing through these reports, I'm thinking they're on a fishing expedition for Trump.
	They want to get something about some money that was transferred from Russia to Deutsche Bank, or somewhere in the middle they're going to put something onto Trump.
	That's what I think this is about.
	Good luck.
	Well, at first I thought, wow, this is really quite a scandal, but no one is doing any reporting except BuzzFeed.
	So this has got to be some kind of scam, don't you think?
	I was thinking about that.
	I think the bigger scandal is that HSBC keeps cropping up in the conversation over and over and over again as a major money launderer.
	Yeah.
	Which is the thing that really got my attention.
	I mean, maybe.
	I mean, it's possible.
	These bankers are...
	The problem is...
	I don't know that...
	The problem is with these bankers is that you're more likely to end up...
	You're just about as likely to end up getting an alley if you think you're going to start pulling this shit on them.
	You don't really want to mess with them.
	It smells dirty to me.
	There's not enough reporting on it.
	What was that movie?
	Was it The International or something?
	It was about an international banking...
	Yeah, BCCI. The Internationalist.
	That's one of your favorite movies.
	There's a lot of...
	Especially, you have to assume if there's money laundering and corrupt practices involved, well, that means there's legal activity.
	And that's not beyond somebody who's doing illegal activity that amounts to, what was this number they mentioned at the beginning, $3 trillion?
	Two.
	Your life is worth nothing.
	Exactly.
	I mean, yeah, you can go write your little story, but you start really prying and getting in there, like getting into the inner workings.
	No, no, this is not going to happen.
	So they can do all they want.
	They're not going to get anything on Trump.
	Right.
	Especially if Trump's the badass that they say he is in terms of being a mob boss.
	I see it differently.
	I think they will find something...
	You know, hey...
	They took it all the way to servers, pinging servers in Russia, if you've forgotten, several years ago.
	That was proof.
	Oh, yes, their servers are communicating.
	You know, like a fucking email list.
	You know, it's like, it's just, they will stop at nothing in BuzzFeed, and you know what's going to happen.
	You just know that they're going to do that.
	All right.
	Well, we'll keep our eye on it.
	Good luck with that.
	And I have not heard from any banksters about this, which gives me even more pause.
	And with that...
	I would like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C and took it back out again of HSBC. Ladies and gentlemen, this is John C. Dvorak.
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning, all feet in the air, subs in the water, feet on the ground, and all the dames and knights out there.
	Yay!
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	They've actually been trolling each other this morning.
	Let's get a little quick count where we got.
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	We're back up to speed for a Thursday, I think.
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	And we'd like to thank our artist for episode 1,279.
	We titled that RBG Down.
	I'm...
	And we had a couple, actually there was a lot of choices.
	I think it was, was it correct?
	No, it wasn't correct, the record.
	It was Darren O'Neill, that's right.
	Darren O'Neill brought us the artwork, the COVID Comedy Hour.
	And we had a couple, actually let's go look at these submissions.
	And you, I know you said you wrote down a note of something you wanted to say.
	And you probably don't have it.
	That could be true.
	Okay.
	So, looking at this, we had a lot of ABCs, which are very funny.
	We like those.
	The Adam Buskill Crackpot Dvorak.
	We had, yes, Darren O'Neill put an actual cheesecake in for you.
	I'm sorry, what?
	Darren O'Neill put an actual cheesecake in the art selection for you.
	Oh yes, the cheesecake girl.
	You remember that?
	Yeah.
	I was almost going to use that in a newsletter, but then it was superseded by something much better.
	And so March had put in COVID Comedy Hour.
	Same idea, but it was kind of like a stage, a brick stage.
	And it was like projected on the wall, COVID Comedy Hour.
	And no doubt Darren O'Neill's art popped like crazy.
	With a new favorite background color, yellow.
	Yeah, you got black, you got yellow, you got white, you got red.
	I mean, come on.
	It's going to pop.
	Wasn't there something else you wanted to mention?
	We did have some people complained about COVID. Somebody bitched about it.
	It's not funny.
	What's not funny?
	COVID Comedy Hour is not funny.
	Somebody bitched about that?
	Who bitched about that?
	It was on the Twitters or it was on the...
	The other ones, I don't think there was anything else.
	To me, COVID Comedy Hour was it from the beginning.
	I see somebody's already done the drill with the thing on the end of it.
	Hey man, you gotta be on the ball if you're a no-agenda artist.
	That's what it takes.
	I didn't really see anything else that I liked.
	Besides O'Neill's, he had something else that was okay too, but it wasn't as good as this.
	I'm so sure you had a note.
	I probably did.
	I'm going to have to start writing them down, man.
	Oh yes, I did have a note.
	I saw the triggering mechanism.
	This is an artist's tip.
	I'm going to put these in a FAQ so people just look at it because I have to repeat these.
	There's a picture of Ruth Bader Ginsburg on this page, too, if you look at it, which was submitted by LPW. Any image that is gross or extremely ugly or disgusting in particular will never be picked because you don't want to associate the show with something that grosses people out.
	Right.
	So if you have a very ugly, homely image or an image that is just kind of creepy or makes your skin crawl or anything along those lines, that's never going to get picked as long as the two of us are picking it.
	And that picture of Ginsburg, which is all gruesome looking, it just...
	Reminded me of that factor, and I think artists should note this, that we want happy images.
	Not happy, but funny or something that's not gross.
	That's why I banned all the COVID. I always thought the COVID image was gross.
	I'm not even really particularly fond of people in the artwork.
	Yeah, we do minimize that.
	Yeah, we've minimized people quite a bit.
	You really can stop with Joe Rogan logos and stuff like that?
	Yeah, Joe Rogan stuff.
	I mentioned it in the last go-around.
	We're not running any of that stuff.
	It's not the Joe Rogan show we're doing here.
	Adam was on the Joe Rogan show, so all of a sudden Joe Rogan gets all the attention?
	I don't think so.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, you made your point.
	This is...
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	And...
	We need to thank our executive producers and associate executive producers of episode 1280 with a note from me for the new people.
	We do have a lot of Roganites who are showing up, and we really welcome you all with open arms.
	Just to understand, $200 is the associate executive producer level.
	$300 above is the executive producer level.
	There we will read your notes pretty much regardless of what it says.
	We do that with great love and pleasure.
	It's a part of the value system.
	You're giving us value.
	We gave you value.
	You get some value back.
	Often it's good content.
	You must keep yourself in check.
	Some of these notes are too long.
	And you're just taking up time.
	So as much as we appreciate it, you just have to kind of rein it in a little bit because you're not the only one.
	Today is a good example.
	We have very long notes, unless I misread.
	Most of the notes are too long.
	Well, not all of them.
	But the first one's long, but it's for a $1,280.08 donation.
	And it's not so long that it's off the spreadsheet.
	That's the ones that bother me a lot.
	Yes, the one that literally scroll out of the cell.
	I can't read them.
	But I can read this one.
	And it is a report from Louisville, Kentucky, from Sir Mittens of the Falls City, $1,280.08.
	And so he is in Louisville where they're having a problem.
	They're having riots.
	So I'll read his note in its entirety.
	The sounding of Maxine Waters' gravel on Sunday was the original impetus for my donation today, and this note was seemingly destined to be a playful jaunt through the sillier side of monation.
	I figured I would boast about near-completion of my exit strategy, share my GoFlip3 purchase experience with those crucial Uncle Alpha Charlie props, and then round it out.
	Uh, These with a reclamation of Local 8008, by the way, this is the local group up there that has meetups.
	This truly was delusions of grandeur when considering the comfort of the last 24 hours I was born and raised in Louisville, Kentucky.
	This is my city.
	No matter how ignorant or petulant I was when speaking about it my teen years, I've fallen in love with the hometown again and again.
	This is in spite of my gripes about...
	It's a nice town, by the way.
	This is in spite of my gripes about the invisible boundary of 9th Street, that mystical meridian that splits east and west.
	Rough and safe, they have nots, and who cares?
	Louisville has laid claim to the many distinctions and curiosities over the curse of the American experiment, and everything I think we would add, becoming the weaponized punchline to 2020's Kabbalistic cosmic joke to our trophy case.
	Yeah.
	I'm effing mad, y'all.
	I'm a proponent of positivity in all walks of life, regardless of strife, but this shit has gone too far.
	Producers, we don't consent to this cuckolding loss of liberty, the psychological Agent Orange that almost certain to kill my grandmother well before her time.
	Yes, COVID is infinitely contagious and lethal, but in ways diametrically opposed to what we're force-fed.
	Almost daily I drive past a wall on Jefferson Street with Breonna Taylor's name spray-painted in red, and for weeks I've struggled with understanding the uneasiness it creates inside me.
	That was until Moe and Adam deconstructed BLM Inc.'s wicked ways of invocation, charging souls and sigils alike with chaos magic intention, demanding that we all say her name and give her the ritual, that little extra punch to the gut.
	Give the ritual that little extra punch to the gut.
	The aggression will not stand.
	So again, I will say ITM to all the boots on the ground, a group which equates to each other in every ear that hears these words.
	This is our rhetorical battleground.
	We have to bypass the bullshit binary placed in front of us for the spectrum of love that we all emanate and share as human fucking beings.
	Thank you for your courage.
	No agenda nation.
	Be excellent to each other.
	Well, I totally understand that.
	I really do.
	Particularly if you understand the facts of that particular case.
	And we saw U-Haul trucks rolling up with signs and battle shields and God knows what else.
	In Austin, they tried it.
	You know what happened in Austin?
	They tried to do a little protest and cause a little ruckus here.
	The police immediately, immediately clamped down, made them walk on the sidewalk single file.
	And they all went, okay.
	All these idiot kids are walking single file.
	They weren't allowed in the street.
	No three next to each other.
	Well done, APD. I'm proud of you.
	No time for that.
	Thank you, Sir Mittens.
	Well, obviously the Austin police were allowed to do that.
	Apparently that's not the case in a lot of these cities.
	I'm going to give Sir Mittens a little karma there.
	You've got karma.
	Sir Dirt Farmer in Geneseo, Illinois, 36134.
	Donation.
	Jingle request.
	China's asshole.
	I like the way everyone does it.
	Yeah, okay.
	Everyone spells it differently.
	Pew Pew Cam Trails Jobs Karma.
	I appreciate you doing the work so I don't have to.
	This donation brings me to Baronet Status.
	I don't know if he's...
	Oh, no.
	Okay.
	He doesn't want to be upgraded.
	But I'll keep my current title.
	Due to corporate restructuring, I was notified my job was eliminated.
	I won't know for several weeks if I'm assigned to a new position.
	I would appreciate a big helping dose of jobs, Karma.
	Additionally, please give me some Karma to all the parents, producers dealing with home, remote schooling for the human resources due to COVID. Adam...
	We did try to include John in one of our weekly Jitsis virtual meetups calls to discuss the show and whole and current happenings organized by Ron, the Oriental drummer.
	You were right.
	John was a no-show.
	What did they expect?
	Did you get an invite?
	No, not that I ever remember.
	No.
	Hmm.
	That's a no-show.
	I never got invited to any jitsy.
	I don't even know what you're talking about.
	Virtual meetup.
	Ah, just hang around no-agenda social long enough, you'll find out.
	Thank you very much, Sir Dirt Farmer, for your courage.
	My name is Asshole!
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Meatbox, come up.
	Joe.
	Plain old Joe.
	33333.
	Maybe Joe Biden.
	In the morning, John and Adam, with so many 33s appearing in and around last month in my 33rd year of life, now is the time to donate.
	Please dedouche me.
	You've been dedouched.
	A shout-out to Sir Lineman of the Net Raleigh for hitting me in the mouth and a friendship we share.
	As a minister, I humbly request an addition to the prayers of the saints and F Cancer for three members of our flock who are in need of encouragement and healing.
	To conclude this short sermon, repent and donate.
	Need the sign of the 33 as I did.
	Experience the joy of living with an unburdened amygdala.
	That's very interesting.
	I like a minister asking for F cancer karma.
	I'm all about that, man.
	Way to go.
	Stop me!
	You've got karma.
	Nice.
	He's an eclectic minister, apparently.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I do, since we mentioned it, this is a good time to play this bad, acoustic, horrible supercut that has 33 mentioned on a bunch of these news shows that some guy did at home.
	Have you heard this?
	You've heard this.
	No, I haven't.
	Oh, yes, I have.
	And I say, as of today, at this hour...
	You know, the audio was so bad on this, I didn't even clip it.
	33 confirmed positive tests from the virus.
	Yesterday we had 22 cases.
	Today we have 33 cases.
	So it's gone up by 11.
	That brings, those are 11 new cases.
	22 go to 33 as we sort through this here in Arkansas.
	Today, we have 33 confirmed positive cases in Arkansas.
	All right, you can kill the clip.
	Why don't you just put it in the show notes so people can listen to it at their leisure.
	It's been played a lot, and it was also played by one of the Glenn Beck clone guys yesterday, so he beat us to it.
	But it stays 33-33-33.
	Okay, we get it.
	There's a signaling going on.
	We don't know what it means, but there it is.
	I actually think that we have that original montage from August.
	Let me see if it's the one.
	Is it today?
	Yeah.
	I think we've blown that away a couple times.
	It's too bad.
	It works better in video.
	Yeah, because you can see them talking, but even in video, it's a lousy...
	It's like a cam shot from a screen.
	It's not clipped from a video stream.
	It's just shot with a cam.
	Bill Sola's up next with $333 from Baltimore, Maryland.
	He's got some jingle requests.
	Eat kale at Science in Sharpton.
	In the morning, fine sirs.
	First wave rogue and convert hair.
	First wave.
	Haven't missed an episode since.
	I also thoroughly enjoy plundering the mauve Enjoy plundering the Mofax time capsule.
	Not sure what that means.
	Well, he likes going back and listening to the older episodes.
	Oh.
	However, I can no longer in good conscience abide this douchery shadow.
	Please de-douche me.
	Yes, of course.
	You've been de-douched.
	I wanted to donate sooner, but then my career field got cancelled to the whole field.
	Mm-mm-mm.
	And the uncertain times call for staunch frugality.
	I must have caught some contact jobs karma along the way because I now feel comfortable coming off some of this residual corona.
	Hush money.
	More to follow.
	Last spring, Avijay saved my life, and I cannot express my gratitude enough for helping me and my special lady friend, Sandy, through these strange days with your deconstructions.
	I believe you've helped legitimatize and crystallize some of my viewpoints with her, as it's often difficult to overcome cognitive dissonance and M5M programming.
	This is true.
	She has a safe word, banana, for when I take conversations a little too far in certain company, and she's only had to unleash it once since we were listening to the greatest podcast in the universe.
	Does your family have a word for you or a look when you do it?
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	They should.
	They sit and listen.
	After five...
	After five years together, I read the audience.
	Yeah.
	So I don't need safe words.
	After five years together, we got engaged last Friday on 9-18.
	Congratulations.
	And the glass couldn't be any half fuller.
	Could we please get an Eat Kale and its science to a health and celebratory Sharpton of your choosing?
	Because that shit is hilarious.
	And also, whatever karma you see fit.
	Thank you for your courage, Bill Sola.
	From the rat-infested shithole they call Charm City, Baltimore.
	Yeah.
	If I can make a comment, Bill, I think that's...
	I'm very pleased.
	First of all, the amount of notes that we get, with no donation attached, just people who just say, you guys have really helped me get through this, this lockdown, the weirdness that's happening...
	We are also very useful, like you said here, we saved your life and cannot express your gratitude for helping my special lady friend, who I believe you've helped legitimize and crystallize some of my viewpoints with her.
	So here, I think, is a good way to do this.
	You can always, if there's something you want to crystallize with your loved one, you can always play a little segment of the show, and then you have to read the room and Because if, let's say, your lady friend looked at you like, holy crap, then feel free to say, yeah, those guys are real douchebags, aren't they?
	You know, so you can always play it off.
	We're useful one way or the other, and maybe the next time around you'll get to it.
	We appreciate you, Bill, and your banana girlfriend.
	Like, eat kale, not donuts.
	Shut up already!
	It's science.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	You've got karma. . you And now you have one that did scroll off the spreadsheet for me, so you can take this one.
	This is Sir Jimmy V from Jersey City, Jersey.
	Please accept this value owed for value received.
	Yes, we do.
	About 18 months ago, I wrote to you about a true crime podcast created by my girlfriend and I, where we interviewed Melanie McGuire, a.k.a.
	the suitcase killer.
	Adam said that he, quote, hoped we made it to Netflix, while John scoffed, none of our podcasts are going to be on Netflix.
	How did I do it?
	Did I do it exactly right?
	I think I did it right.
	Well, it seems Dvorak computer mouse anti-karma may again be at work.
	So mean and unnecessary to say that.
	While we haven't signed the Netflix deal yet, we are going to be featured on ABC's 2020 this Friday.
	Oh, that's tomorrow.
	They're calling it The Secret in the Suitcase.
	The best part is, due to COVID-19, they sent me a camera and asked me to film B-roll safely during the quarantine.
	Oh boy, that's a lot of Easter eggs you can put in.
	As a long-time No Agenda listener with creative control over the B-roll, I saw an opportunity to propagate the formula through the M5M. I included a No Agenda Easter egg in several shots.
	A clue for No Agenda producers looking to find it.
	Look on the podcaster's most important instrument.
	Hopefully, No Agenda viewers will get a kick out of this subliminal message and perhaps will also plant a seed in the minds of the masses.
	I think he's got a little NAM mic flag or something.
	I did also try to get my girlfriend to type, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself in the B-roll, but she declined.
	Since Amy Robach was the one who interviewed her, remember Amy's open mic Epstein scoop moment?
	Oh yeah, that's right.
	That's right.
	This project all started from a road trip on which I first hit my girlfriend in the mouth, figuratively.
	Yes, we know.
	No Agenda inspired our entry into podcasting and was also on this trip that she asked me, Have you donated?
	This, of course, shamed me into my first donation and since then have earned my knighthood.
	So for the ladies out there, may I suggest you turn to your partner and ask him, Have you donated?
	Love and light.
	No jingles.
	Just Netflix karma.
	Which does need a goat twist.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Thanks, sir, Jimmy V. Congratulations.
	Can't wait.
	Yeah, I can't wait to see it tomorrow.
	With the Easter eggs.
	How cool is that?
	I like it.
	Did you see some of the art that the Batman artists did?
	Well, I've seen the Joker with the 33...
	Yeah, 33.
	Yeah, I've seen that one.
	Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms is next on the list.
	327.72 from Northfield, Michigan.
	He sent a note in.
	A note of a pleading note.
	Did you receive it?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, good.
	He said, Adam's server keeps blocking my email, so I thought I'd send it to you instead.
	What?
	I'm in great need...
	Okay, here we go.
	Hmm.
	I'm in great need of a new payment gateway plug-in compatible with WordPress for my website.
	So he needs some WordPress help.
	We have some WordPress experts.
	We've got lots of WordPress people here, I know.
	Yeah, we do.
	Currently, I'm using PayPal to process credit card payments, but they're about to ban me.
	Oh, this has got a heads up.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Why are they getting...
	Oh, because it's CBD... Oh man, I hate those guys.
	They're doing this to everybody.
	This is not their fault.
	This is the federal government's fault.
	Is it?
	They ban people from being able to do banking.
	Yeah.
	Although there's something in the CARES Act that it supposedly specifically says, it's that act that we haven't seen pass yet.
	Specifically, for some reason, I think it's trying to stop the banning of CBD and legal THC sales from being deplatformed off of payment systems.
	I don't know.
	I just think I saw that.
	Well, let's go back to his plight.
	Currently, I'm using PayPal for process credit card payments, but they're about to ban me.
	Also, all the major gateways, Stripe, Square, Braintree, don't accept CBD online transactions.
	I'm hoping you or one of your listeners know of a CBD-friendly gateway that is secure and doesn't cost a fortune in monthly fees.
	Anyone with such info, please email me.
	Cal at lavenderblossoms.org.
	I don't know.
	What do you think?
	I don't know if it's doable.
	I think it's a losing battle.
	However, what I can recommend is a BTC pay server.
	I mean, yeah, it's...
	No, that's no good.
	Well, it's not true that it's no good, but it's better than nothing.
	It's not that hard to receive Bitcoin and it's getting easier for people.
	It is if you're an old woman who needs CBD ointment for her hand, so she's not going to do that.
	You're telling me that Mimi, if she really wants the CBD ointment and she can't get it anywhere else, she's not going to go through an extra step.
	Well, she's not an old woman, A. Well, I thought you were referring to her.
	But B, yes.
	I was just taking a word.
	I'm telling you that.
	Absolutely.
	We have stores all over Washington State.
	Hey, look, I don't disagree with you.
	I'm trying to come up with a solution.
	I don't give a crap about Washington State.
	I want a solution for Cal.
	I'm giving a solution.
	What about...
	I will pay him with Bitcoin.
	I will try and help that way.
	We have to do something.
	You can't just say, oh well, no one will do Bitcoin.
	You gotta do something.
	He has to do something that's normal.
	Some way of getting actual credit card payments through.
	Yeah, that's just going away.
	That's my point.
	There is going to be no normal.
	Your point was that in this CARES Act, it's possible that that could be reversed.
	I mean, PayPal's been taking this money thus far.
	Does somebody call PayPal and bitch?
	I mean, how do you think this happened?
	It's not PayPal.
	It's MasterCard who does the actual processing.
	Yeah, Cal, look at Shopify.
	You may be able to do something with Shopify.
	I mean, it's really the payment processor.
	That's MasterCard.
	MasterCard doesn't want it.
	They're the ones that won't.
	It's Visa, MasterCard.
	They're the ones that won't let you do that for guns, for anything they don't like.
	That will never come back.
	They're never going to bring that back.
	So, Trent, you've got to do something.
	I'm just saying that is all I can think of because this is happening everywhere.
	All kinds of different small companies that just can't get payment processing.
	So you could, here's an idea, you could just do Venmo.
	They'll stop that eventually too, but you could try something like that.
	Well, my advice...
	Is to find some other people in the business and just discuss it with them because there must have been some workarounds.
	There's workarounds.
	They're out there.
	I have an idea.
	This will fix it once and for all.
	Change the name from Lavender Blossoms to Black Lives Matter Lavender Blossoms.
	Guaranteed they'll process your payments.
	That is my idea for today.
	That's actually...
	I hate to admit it, probably a good idea.
	It just might work.
	Give it a shot.
	Yeah, Black Lives Matter lavender blossoms.
	And then if somebody cuts you off, you can...
	You got a case?
	Racist?
	Yeah.
	Racist.
	Yeah, racist.
	And email me, Cal, about the Bitcoin stuff.
	Onward.
	I want to give him a big-ass karma because he needs it.
	He needs help.
	You've got karma.
	This is an important service that Lavender Blossoms provides.
	Cal at lavenderblossoms.com.
	The thing is, is it.com or.org?
	Is it.com or.org?
	Now I don't remember.
	Let me take a look.
	I will now look again.
	I have a feeling it's an org.
	I don't know why.
	Yes,.org.
	Lavenderblossoms.org.
	So, perfect.
	You're a.org.
	He's a.org, and they won't give him the...
	Black Lives Matter, Lavender Blossoms.
	Perfect.
	Luca S. Berto is actually his real name here he wants to be using.
	That's Lucas.
	And he's from Switzerland, I think?
	He is.
	He sent a note in.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's in Switzerland.
	Oh, Switzerland.
	Please accept my $300 rats, which comes in Switzerland, comes in at $3.25.
	Swiss francs donations are finally bringing me to Knighthood.
	J. Powell will keep printing paper.
	Thank you for the bi-weekly sanity dose, which along with my humble degree in sports sciences, that's all it really takes.
	Some basic physiology notions and common sense allowed me to tell people, quote, unquote, it's just a bad flu that comes every 10 to 20 years.
	It's only that this time people are dumber than before.
	Unquote.
	Yeah.
	I wanted to give myself the knighthood for my 50th birthday on September 11th, but I could not decide...
	I don't think we called him out.
	You should put him on the birthday list.
	He doesn't ask for it, but he was September 11th.
	This is close enough.
	Okay.
	Lucas.
	Just call him Lucas C-H. Luca.
	I'm sorry.
	Luca.
	Luca.
	Okay, now he's going to be Sir...
	Okay, here's his birthday.
	Sir Luca of Switzerland.
	Okay.
	He wants to be knighted as Sir Luca of Switzerland.
	I don't think I put this in the note to Eric, so you may have to add it.
	You're going to add that, too.
	You bet.
	Sir Luca of Switzerland.
	But JC usually pronounces both my names and only my last name impeccably.
	Okay, well, I'm not doing that now because you're Sir Luca of Switzerland.
	If possible, I humbly request for an Italian from Italy, not from New Jersey, salami sandwich and some American Pepsi to wash it down at the round table.
	Okay.
	Jeez Louise, hold on a second.
	I'm doing back office stuff here now all of a sudden.
	Where are we?
	So we got...
	Luca Asberto.
	I gotta get his name right.
	Okay.
	Salami sandwich and some real American Pepsi to wash it down at the round table.
	Also, some judiciary karma would be appreciated as I've been annoyingly sued by my asshole neighbor.
	If I may, I have a question.
	I've figured out all the No Agenda memes since I have been listening to the show, to the best podcast in the universe, since 900 or so, except one.
	Okay, this is a good one, because I don't know what he's talking about.
	When Adam Knight's new people, he says something like, I pronounce the K, the, or K-U. What does the K stand for?
	Okay, that's not what I say.
	What I say is, I pronouncedicate thee.
	Pronouncedicate.
	Yes.
	So he's not saying pronounce the K. No, I'm saying pronouncedicate.
	He's saying pronouncedicate, so it's not a meme at all.
	I pronouncedicate thee.
	Yes.
	It's just a gag.
	Get it?
	Well, it's our official...
	You're not a knight or a dame if you don't get pronouncedicated.
	Pronouncedicated.
	Pronouncedicated.
	Yes.
	Does anyone have a problem?
	He looks forward to meeting you at the round table.
	Well, I'll be there and I'll have the Italian salami, of course, and the real American Pepsi.
	You got it.
	Promised.
	And he needs, what did he need, a big-ass karma?
	Yeah, he needs something like that.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma.
	Thank you, Luca.
	See you at the round table.
	All righty.
	Dame Anonymous of the Colonial Place has come in and she sent in a note.
	She came in at 325.80 from...
	I'm sorry, she came in at 324.
	And let's see, I got her note here.
	Sorry for the silly card.
	She sent a really funny card, actually.
	Yeah, you'd have to see it.
	Good morning.
	This is a birthday donation for my sister, Dame Anne of Grey Rock.
	I did have her added.
	She needs some good luck, so I am donating $324, which I believe is the Lucky Jewish donation.
	We have to put that on a list.
	Which is a multiple of 18.
	Multiple of 18, yeah.
	May I have an Elle Sharpton respect?
	Jobs, karma, and health karma for her daughter.
	Thanks for all you do, Dame Anonymous of Colonial Place.
	You bet.
	And since we have a couple of requests for this, now let's play the longer version.
	She's getting lunch at Chipotle.
	The Tortoise in the race.
	Kim Kardashian.
	Siganoi Weaver.
	Rush.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	They're all jitty.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	There's no real conflict.
	Resist.
	We much.
	Resist.
	Just a little bit.
	We must.
	And we will much.
	About that.
	Be committed.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Noah Wattenmaker, a.k.a.
	Sirquoia of the Sierra Battleth.
	Sirquoia.
	256 versus associate executive producer.
	ITM. Request for some sort of natural disaster relief karma for my fellow environmental refugees.
	If only we didn't eat cheeseburgers or have children, then these climate change-induced fires would never happen.
	That's right.
	Thank you for your courage.
	Serquoia of the Sierra...
	Oh, Serquoia.
	Serquoia.
	You got it?
	Yeah, you got it.
	Sorry.
	Here it is, man.
	You got it.
	You've got karma.
	Serquoia.
	Sir Mickey Keck in Cincinnati, Ohio, 250.
	Checking in from Puerto Vallarta for my 50th birthday with my sizzling hot wife, Joyce.
	The dame of OTR. Conveniently enough, on the same day as the show.
	No better way to celebrate the day than with the best podcast in the universe.
	I built up enough donations to add another dame to the household.
	Please dame my daughter, Sarah Keck.
	Dame Sarah.
	Ruler of small dogs.
	Keep up the outstanding work.
	We have two houses for sale, so we need a double dose of house-selling goat karma.
	Thanks.
	All right.
	We got that for you.
	You've got...
	Oops.
	Oh.
	Now I really have to do two.
	What the hell happened there?
	You've got...
	Karma.
	There we go.
	We'll fix that.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	There we go.
	Double dose.
	Two homes for sale.
	House for sale.
	We'll take it.
	We'll take it, commission.
	Allison Flesch, 24069.
	Making this donation on behalf of my smoking hot husband, Sir Knight Knight, who turns 40 on the 23rd.
	We have been staying sane here in northern Kentucky thanks to your hard work and media assassinations.
	Our governor, King Andy Beshear, has been doing his best to keep the state panicked.
	And locked down with public schools still not opening with mask mandates.
	My husband and I are both boots on the ground healthcare workers and, knock on wood, have yet to run into any real COVID cases.
	Let me read that again.
	My husband and I are both boots on the ground healthcare workers and have yet to run into any real COVID cases or overrun ICUs or ventilator shortages.
	Our neighbors lovingly refer to us as the conspiracy couple when we discuss any current events and spit the truth rather than regurgitate the fake news that they hear.
	The couple that no agendas together stays together.
	Happy 40th, Chris.
	Could I get a look at that juice Al Sharpton Respict, which is popular today.
	It is popular.
	And some goat karma.
	Thanks for all your work.
	Yeah, I can see it's...
	Oh, boy.
	I get notes from people all the time.
	That they say, well, you know, it's like my neighbors came over, and they really are completely on a whole different plane.
	And I think they kind of, at a certain point, people just are quiet, you know?
	They just stop.
	And I don't know, it's hard when you have neighbors.
	What are you going to do with your neighbors?
	What are you going to say to them?
	And they call you the conspiracy couple.
	They say, hey, blow me, neighbor!
	But you don't want to say that.
	You want to keep the peace.
	Maybe a good karma will indeed help.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma.
	Music I look at them as lost souls.
	Yeah, but they're your neighbors.
	You don't want to give up on your neighbors.
	It sucks.
	Well, you don't have to yell at them or throw bricks at the window.
	You can say hi and be nice.
	If they're calling you the conspiracy couple.
	Well, that's because she happens to say, look, there's nothing going on here.
	We can see no COVID around here.
	All right, then we just think that you should say, I got you.
	We'll call you the zombie couple.
	You gotta fight back.
	Yeah, that's good.
	I think that works.
	We have to fight back.
	We can't be quiet just to keep the peace.
	Yeah, call them the zombie couple.
	Or the two idiots that live next door.
	That works for me.
	Okay.
	David Wright in Harrison, Arkansas.
	23456.
	He wants a good story to Obama, no, no, no, Rosie O'Donnell, Hitler, 999, F, Cancer, Karma, Putin, Don't Worry, Be Happy, General Health, Recovery, Goat, Karma, ITM, Crackpot, and Buzzkill, donating today and writing this note for some NA-style positive universal vibes, meditations, thoughts, and prayers.
	Or whatever you all choose to identify them as.
	My dad starts a bone marrow transplant today and the next course of weeks are crucial for avoiding infection.
	But the prognosis has been positive thus far.
	Here's hoping it goes routinely and boring as possible for you pops.
	No better time in history to get sick than the present, right?
	Actually, you get some attention.
	In addition, the shows lately have been epic.
	Thank you both for your courage.
	You know, this reminds me of, well, let me read the note and then I'll mention something.
	The shows have been epic.
	Thank you both for your courage.
	We sincerely appreciate you guys for doing the work.
	Our amygdalas wouldn't be the same without you.
	Adam, I watched the entire episode of JRE. I always knew you were more intimately connected to the company than just Uncle Don.
	If that wasn't the bombshell, then I don't know what was.
	Uh...
	I don't know what that means.
	Well, okay.
	This is my proof.
	Go ahead.
	Let's get...
	Okay.
	Well, you want to do the jingles first, then we can go into that discussion, because I want to add something else, too.
	Okay.
	No problem.
	I've been watching you.
	Come on, where was I?
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Hey, listen, I love you back.
	Don't worry.
	Be happy.
	Don't worry.
	Be happy.
	Good request.
	I haven't heard that one in like a week.
	So why don't you go over what you said that would make someone think you're a spook?
	Well, what I said is...
	I'm not going to tell you what I said.
	What I like is that this person, David, and one other person in the universe heard me say this.
	It is near the end of the Joe Rogan interview, and it just proves to me no one listens.
	No one listens to the whole show.
	You tuned out after 45 minutes or an hour.
	Very few people listen.
	If they're listening, their ears aren't open.
	So that's it.
	And if you want to hear it, then you should go listen to that episode and find it.
	Well, from someone who doesn't know for a fact, I just know from other methodologies.
	Yeah.
	Adam is not a spook.
	I'm definitely not a spook.
	I don't think he's saying that either.
	I'm not a spook.
	I thought he was implying it.
	Well, me well, but the other thing is that...
	Well, stop, stop, stop.
	Then where's my check?
	Yeah.
	That would be the question.
	There you go.
	Yeah, where's the check?
	So this moment of being a good time to go to the hospital...
	So I'm listening to...
	This is about a week ago.
	I didn't clip, but I could have.
	It's Scott Adams going on about how he's had some hallucination issues.
	I think he smokes too much pot, personally.
	But he was seeing things disappear right in front of him.
	Oh.
	And so he says he's looking at a ball.
	Did his money disappear?
	Because I can explain that.
	It's called marriage.
	He's not quite with the right woman yet.
	That'll happen.
	Yeah, don't worry.
	Your money will disappear, Scott.
	Your house.
	Lots of stuff is going to just go poof.
	It's gone.
	So he's looking at a ball.
	It disappears.
	Hmm.
	And he goes, but he goes, the ball, then it reappears, this ball.
	And then he's looking around and it happens again with some other objects.
	A couple of times, and he got freaked out, thinking he's got a stroke or something going on.
	So he checked him into the emergency room.
	Oh, really?
	Checked himself in.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Yeah.
	Spent the day in the hospital.
	And they gave us a CAT scan or an MRI, because it's probably an MRI. CAT scans are not that healthy.
	And they found nothing wrong with him.
	And the situation passed over.
	He didn't think anything twice about it.
	He says, but the great thing was there was nobody in this hospital.
	And it was just like I got the best care imaginable because I was the only person in the whole place.
	Of course.
	But he never makes the jump.
	He doesn't make the connection?
	He doesn't make the connection.
	Wow.
	He's still all in on COVID. Is he really?
	Yeah, as far as I can tell.
	What does that mean, all in?
	You know, he wears the mask, he thinks we're all going to die.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, he has respiratory issues and all kinds of other things.
	Look, anybody can be afraid, it's fine.
	Yeah, it's okay, but I'm just saying, he was a skeptic.
	And he became less of a skeptic and he became more of a fanatic on the other side.
	And then he couldn't put two and two together when he went to the hospital fund.
	There was zero people there whatsoever.
	Well, you have to stop watching him then.
	He's not watching him.
	He's not watching him once in a while.
	He is not...
	I'd like him to be...
	I'd like...
	Well, he likes to talk.
	He loves talking.
	He does.
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	These are dynamite.
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	I mean, it's kind of weird because, you know, so what we're talking about here is something that apparently is okay for circulation in Utah.
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	Probably illegally.
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	Exactly.
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	So I have a series of clips if you want to listen to them.
	I want to...
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Don't tell me you're pulling the pod.
	No.
	I've got another series there.
	Oh, okay.
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	We have an escape pod that we call the pod.
	No.
	Okay.
	I thought you were pulling the pod.
	No, this is about the Insurrection Act.
	Ah!
	Interesting.
	Do tell.
	And it's a little lecture.
	It's a five-part lecture that's worth listening to.
	Uh...
	You know, I wanted to not, you know, I try to keep him short, but it's pretty short.
	It's probably less than 10 minutes, the whole thing.
	But this is a guy, he's got a podcast.
	He's one of these, you know, right wingers.
	That's an ex-military guy.
	And he's bringing all this stuff in about the Insurrection Act, why it should be used, why it shouldn't be used, who used it.
	A lot of information is all valuable, and also the fact that we have some officers, retired officers, that are violating one of the military criminal...
	Can I just set this up?
	The reason why the Insurrection Act is in discussion at all is because of what's taking place on the streets, with people rioting, with political agendas, and that either being facilitated...
	By people in government or at least not being, them not doing their job to stop it.
	Does that sound about right?
	Why the Insurrection Act is now in play?
	This one, it's a reason.
	But the Insurrection Act has been used before for all kinds of reasons.
	But it's an insurrection.
	If you decide something's an insurrection, there's an insurrection going on, let's face it.
	I mean, that's what they say.
	Mm-hmm.
	But let's listen to this guy.
	He's very good.
	The first clip is an introduction to him more than anything else.
	But let's start with the Insurrection Act Breakdown Part 1.
	Pleased to be with you today.
	My topic is, do we risk a military coup?
	By way of background, let me just say that I'm Colonel Richard H. Black, retired.
	I was a career Judge Advocate Officer and former Chief of the Army Criminal Law Division Office of the Judge Advocate General at the Pentagon.
	I played a key role in deploying the 7th Infantry Division to quell the 1992 LA riots.
	Let me give you a little background to start with.
	The Insurrection Act is among the most fundamental of all federal laws.
	First enacted in 1807, it has been used repeatedly to carry out government's most elemental responsibility, that of ensuring domestic tranquility.
	The preamble to the Constitution lists the task of ensuring domestic tranquility among the five purposes for which the Constitution of the United States was created.
	Nothing is more vital than protecting the physical safety of Americans.
	Military officials are sworn to defend the nation against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
	On June 4, 2020, the prominent publication Foreign Policy published a morning brief entitled Generals Denounce Trump's Protest Crackdown Plan.
	The brief critiqued the president's threat to invoke the Insurrection Act and subtly disparaged its relevance as a two-century-old law.
	But the law empowering the president to quell unrest using military force has been in vote 22 times since its first use in 1808.
	I have to say, the podcast really works with the music.
	Well, here's another thing.
	I got another clip somewhere that's got the same kind of thing going on.
	I don't understand what these guys are thinking.
	I'm trying to listen to this.
	I got this music going on in the back.
	Yeah.
	I don't get it.
	I don't know where this comes from.
	Whose idea was this?
	Is this some podcasting class or somebody who plays stupid music?
	I don't know.
	It's setting you up for something.
	But okay, so I did not know.
	It's pure bass.
	It doesn't do anything.
	It doesn't set you up for anything.
	But he mentions this.
	Now, if you start listening to the M5M or the pundits, they're the ones in foreign policy.
	Hello, Council on Foreign Relations and other think tanks.
	They say, oh, it's 200 years old, it's useless, oh, nobody, you know.
	I didn't realize until he listed off the people that used this.
	Anyone who says that this shouldn't be used or it's never been used or it's old-fashioned or whatever, they're full of crap.
	Listen to this follow-up with part two.
	Has been invoked 22 times since its first use in 1808.
	Presidents Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, Ulysses Grant, Rutherford Hayes, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Herbert Hoover, Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, John Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, and George H.W. Bush have each invoked the Insurrection Act.
	To do such things as stop riots, enforce desegregation orders, end military disturbances, and to quell labor disputes.
	Defense One, a military online publication, reported that two retired lieutenant colonels, John Nagel and Paul Yingling, have written an open letter to General Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Oh, man.
	Oh, man.
	The United States military must remove him by force, and you must give that order.
	Now, it should go without saying that it is impermissible for retired officers to urge a coup to overthrow the government of the United States.
	And since President Trump has never hinted that he would not follow the constitutional plan for succession of power, it is doubly disturbing That their call for military insurrection is based on fanciful conjecture about what the president might or might not do under various scenarios.
	It's really incredible to listen to...
	Well, the accusations are one thing, but the things that people, especially people on television, are coming up with that they're just saying openly and blatantly...
	It's incredible.
	It's almost by almost insurrection in itself, the things they're saying.
	I think so.
	Let's continue.
	Number three.
	The idea of a military takeover has been percolating for some time.
	On August 18, 2020, Defense One had published an article by Thomas Crosby entitled, Six Scenarios for Military Intervention After January 20.
	After discussing the rather implausible scenarios, its author stated, Coups are nasty things.
	And discussing them in the American context is deeply distasteful.
	Nevertheless, facing those scenarios may help us understand the real dynamics general and flag officers will be forced to navigate in the coming months.
	Yeah.
	I think we've discussed this before.
	This is obviously a color revolution.
	It's the same plan they always have.
	Cause strife problems on the streets and do that around an election and then call someone illegitimate and boom, bingo, boom, shakalaka.
	Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like.
	But the people that are doing this, the retired officers, Mattis, Kelly, and others, really just need to be taken to the woodshed over this, because this is all illegal.
	But let's go to clip four, and then the five will finish.
	This clip is long.
	The military is becoming dangerously politicized.
	General James Mattis is the former Secretary of Defense who resigned in 2018 in a successful effort to block the President from withdrawing troops from Syria.
	On June 3rd, 2020, he issued a frightening denunciation of the president.
	After praising the rioters for their wholesome and unifying demands, he denounced the president in scathing terms.
	And he said, We are witnessing the consequences of three years without mature leadership.
	He said, We can unite without him, drawing on the strengths inherent in our civil society.
	During the week of June the 7th, 2020, retired General Colin Powell led other retired military leaders in blasting the commander-in-chief.
	Powell praised those officers who had spoken out against the president in recent days.
	General Powell echoed General Mattis' denunciations of the president.
	Saying that he agreed that Trump is the first president in his lifetime who is not trying to unite the country.
	In a veiled swipe at the American electorate, retired Marine General John Kelly said, I think we need to look harder at who we elect.
	Retired Marine Corps General John Allen arrogantly claimed, Donald Trump isn't religious, he has no need for religion, and doesn't care about the devout, except insofar as they serve his political needs.
	The declarations of these military officials appear calculated to undermine the president's authority to quell domestic disturbances.
	By suggesting that invoking the Insurrection Act is illicit, and by downplaying widespread urban terror, these officials have placed their imprimatur on the violent criminal behavior.
	Article 88 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits retired officers It is difficult to justify legally many of these officers' comments.
	In some instances, the contemptuousness toward the president appears to violate criminal law.
	There we have it.
	Okay.
	God, it's so disgusting when you think of...
	You know, we just gloss over it because there's a bunch of words said in the mainstream, but there's some actual legal consequence, possibly.
	Was that four or five?
	That's four.
	Okay.
	Yes, I found this to be a very...
	The fact that nobody's bringing this up, that these guys are actually in violation of their own, you know, agreements with the military, as retirees making pretty good money, that this needs to be discussed.
	And these guys need to be, they're not going to arrest them, let's face it, but something needs to be done.
	Someone needs to tell them they need to simmer down.
	So here we go with five where his suggestions come.
	Taken together, the coordinated release of scathing remarks by senior officials, coupled with publication of a letter advocating a military coup, suggests a deep sickness within the Pentagon and within our constitutional structure.
	To my knowledge, neither the Secretary of Defense nor the Service Chiefs have taken action against the widely publicized talk of military insurrection.
	General Milley Should refer the Colonel's letter to the legal counsel for the Joint Chiefs to determine whether its publication violates the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
	Beyond that, Secretary of Defense Mark Esper has an obligation to issue a grave warning against officers, both active and retired, who seek to overthrow the president of the United States who seek to overthrow the president of the United States using armed force.
	Those retired officers who have published contemptuous words against the president of the United States should be issued permanent letters of reprimand, cautioning against criminal violations of Article 88 UCMJ.
	They should be reminded that Article 88 applies to retired officers and that the law was enacted because undermining the authority of the commander in chief presents.
	a clear and present danger to the survival of our republic.
	Huh.
	Well, who's going to take that one on?
	Well, he puts it on the shoulders of Esper.
	He's such a weenie.
	I don't know.
	He can do anything.
	This makes so much sense.
	And I think we discussed it one or two shows ago about the similarities between the color revolution and what's happening now with the, quote, peaceful protests and the lack of any local responsibility for taking care of it.
	We got a new meme back all of a sudden.
	It was really important.
	MSNBC, Donnie Deutsch, he had to do it.
	Trump was at the rally in Pennsylvania, which from a PR standpoint, holy cow, how genius was those airport hangars as an idea?
	You just roll up Air Force One, the big American penis.
	It's right there in the background.
	You put up all the Trump signs.
	You open it up so people can stand there.
	It's a genius, genius marketing move.
	But of course, we've got people in red hats.
	Obviously, you've got to think, Nazis!
	Look at that crowd.
	You know, before I get to COVID, what stunned me is, and Alex, if we show some of the actual live shots of the crowd, there's not one person of color.
	Anywhere.
	Like, usually behind him, he puts one kind of token in there.
	This is stunning.
	If you go, not even behind him, but through the thousands and thousands of people.
	And this, to me, looked like a rally from the early 30s.
	You know, Joe, I was watching the first hour, and as Jay Johnson was talking about comparing to Hitler.
	And, you know, that's something...
	You cautiously do, because we can use the word fascist, but then when you go Hitler, you can't, oh, everybody starts to go.
	But what was going on in early 30s Germany?
	Well, basically you had a destruction of the belief in the free press.
	You had a blurring between the executive branch and the Justice Department.
	You have creating an other, whether it's Muslims, whether it's Mexicans, whether it's congressmen who weren't born in this country.
	And then you have the destruction of free elections.
	And we're here.
	And what is the difference between Adolf Hitler?
	And Donald Trump.
	I'm not saying there's a Holocaust, but when you look at the tactics, and that is where we are right now.
	It was so bad that this one episode of Morning Joe has been condensed in a supercut down to 45 seconds.
	This is one show, one day, the show that Donnie Deutsch just compared Trump once again to Hitler.
	Listen to this.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, I don't know.
	We won't.
	Call them fascist comments.
	Fascist.
	Fascism.
	Fascist.
	Call fascism.
	Fascism.
	Just fascist.
	Fascist.
	Notions of fascism.
	Xenophobic.
	Racist.
	Demagogic.
	Racist.
	Sexist.
	Xenophobic.
	Autocratic.
	And fascistic.
	Donald Trump's a fascist.
	Someone like a fascist.
	Or a tyrant.
	Or an autocrat.
	Fascist.
	Fascist rhetoric.
	Fascist language.
	Fascists.
	I'm glad that you're starting talking about fascism.
	Hitler.
	Fascist rhetoric.
	He's talking the way fascists talk.
	Autocratic.
	Fascist.
	Nazi Germany.
	Before the rise of Hitler.
	Fascist language.
	To Hitler.
	Fascist.
	Hitler.
	Adolf Hitler.
	Hitler.
	From what Adolf Hitler preached in the early 30s.
	Let's just say it once and for all.
	That's just a regular old Morning Joe show.
	Fascists, fascists, Hitler, Hitler, Nazis, Nazis.
	You people, you, who look at an audience like that, you just othered them right there.
	You are true, true Nazis.
	And I'll say it to your face.
	Disgusting.
	I'm so tired of this.
	And you're all really, really low scum.
	The scummiest people.
	After Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, I know you don't have, you know, she's all that great, which I'm not arguing that.
	I think she was a role model.
	I do appreciate it.
	I think at least she can be in the ground.
	What are you eating?
	Pistachio nuts?
	I'm just guessing.
	No, I have to have a lozenge.
	Okay, a lozenge.
	Otherwise you're going to have me coughing like you were just doing.
	It's okay.
	It's just a little cracker.
	I just want to make it sound like I had a vision of pistachio nuts.
	Oh.
	That's the last thing.
	I guarantee you I'm ever going to eat on this show.
	I don't know.
	I just felt like pistachio.
	A little skin in there.
	Are you fisting your nuts again?
	Okay, back to the lowest, lowest, lowest scum of the earth.
	Whether you liked her as a Supreme Court justice or not, she was very meaningful to the country.
	She was on the Supreme Court for a long time.
	The poor woman is not even in the ground.
	The news is just out, and it started with Maisie Hirono.
	The scum, the scum of the earth...
	Loser nothing, empty shell of a human being from Hawaii who thinks that she can lie like this for political reasons.
	She meant so much to millions, to millions of people's lives, and I know what her last fervent wish was, that she not be replaced until a new president is installed, and that is how we should honor the legacy of this Totally remarkable, courageous jurist, and that is to honor her last words, that she not be replaced until a new president is installed.
	Now I want to talk about the words in a minute, but we understand what she's saying.
	She's lying.
	There is no evidence that her last fervent words, notice the term fervent, fervent words were basically...
	Whatever it is you Democrats want, don't let Trump take it away from you.
	And this lie went straight, straight to Chuck Schumer, the main man in the Democrat Party in the Senate, with a sign, with a quote.
	A sign!
	He's doing a stand-up with Sandy Cortez is there, and he has the sign, so when he says the words, you can read along with them!
	And she was an amazing woman.
	Oh, crap, I'm sorry.
	I got another...
	It's just like a gag now.
	No, it's one channel, so that's why I want to make sure that everybody can hear it.
	I'll fix that.
	That's easy to fix.
	Here we go.
	And she was an amazing woman, and so the first reason we're here is for unity, and the second is to honor her legacy, to demand that her last wish be fulfilled by the Senate.
	She said, my most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed.
	We believe that.
	That could be four years from now.
	Today, a Reuters poll came out and said 62% of Americans agree with her.
	So that means, that's such a high number, it has to mean that Democrats, Republicans and Independents all agree that it is only right and it is only fair for us to abide by RBG's last wish, that she'd be replaced.
	Okay, now, you already caught it, obviously.
	This is some really, really low, lower-than-whale shit stuff.
	I'm really, really...
	I cannot believe that this is taking place.
	First of all, to use a dead woman...
	She just died.
	And it literally said, my fervent wish.
	She's on her deathbed.
	And this is what she said.
	And somehow Maisie Hirono heard it first.
	Then Schumer gets it.
	And the words, this is some evil chaos magic that they're performing here.
	The words are not, what is implied is, do not choose a new court justice until after the election.
	But that's not what they're saying.
	Because this is the lie.
	This is why you know it's a lie.
	Because she never would have said, do not choose my replacement until another president is installed.
	A new president would mean not this president, which, as you correctly point out, is in four years.
	But this installed word is there for a reason.
	We do not install the president of the United States.
	You install the president of your sports club.
	You install the president of your class.
	You could even install the president of Harvard.
	You do not install the United States president.
	Am I incorrect in this?
	It's a word that she wouldn't use.
	Never!
	Why are they using it?
	Because whoever Joe Biden is masking for, that person will be installed as president.
	That's what's in their heads.
	They know that they're going to install Kamala Harris.
	Or whoever.
	That's their plan.
	The word installed is what it's about.
	Well, that would lead me to the supercut.
	Of how the same exact same Democrats felt about installing a new Supreme Court justice after the death of the last, of the one before, the one when Garland was going to be their Supreme Court, during the end of the Obama administration, and it was put off by the Republicans wisely.
	And they made a big fuss that everything you're going to hear on this supercut is in complete contrast with what they're saying today.
	The American people deserve a fully staffed court of nine.
	The president nominates and then the Senate advises and consents or not, but they go forward with the process.
	What we're seeing here, and I hope this is temporary, is a disrespect to the Constitution.
	The Constitution is 100% clear.
	The President of the United States has the right to nominate someone to be a Justice of the Supreme Court.
	Senate's function is to hold hearings and to vote.
	The blockade on filling a naturally occurring vacancy, in my view, is harmful to the independence of the Article III branch.
	You cannot keep a seat on the Supreme Court which represents all of us.
	You cannot keep it vacant against the Constitution.
	Do pretty much everything they can to avoid acknowledging the legitimacy of our democratically elected president.
	The American people expect the president's nominee to be given a fair hearing and a timely vote in the Senate.
	Every day that goes by without a ninth justice is another day the American people's business is not getting done.
	I say to you, do your job.
	Vote for a Supreme Court nominee.
	Instead of just saying the blanket rule is no matter who you are, no matter what your qualifications, because you were sent by this president, we will create a unique rule for you and refuse to entertain you.
	One of the most important consequences of who is president of the United States is who sits on the United States Supreme Court.
	If you want to stop extremism in your party, You can start by showing the American people that you respect the President of the United States and the Constitution.
	The American people deserve a fully staffed court of nine.
	I'm officially banning violins on supercuts now.
	I don't know.
	That's got to stop.
	What are these people thinking?
	The supercut is fine without the stupid music.
	The supercut is a great idea.
	Don't ruin it.
	Alright, I have to take us out of this funk.
	I have to play the Trump joke of the week.
	Just to get us, because I got it.
	We have a long end-of-show mix, at least five minutes total.
	Rex O'Quozo are back with another one.
	So I feel somewhat obligated to play that, because they are so good.
	This was Trump being asked a question.
	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle chimed in on the U.S. election and essentially encouraged people to vote for Joe Biden.
	I'm not a fan of hers.
	And I would say this, and she probably has heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry, because he's going to need it.
	Oh, God!
	Woo-hoo!
	Yeah, he's going to need it.
	Oh, man.
	I have an end-of-show ISO. I've got to crank this volume up, I think.
	It seems a little low on that.
	I'm curious what you have here.
	This is my only candidate.
	A sledgehammer to kill a swarm of flies.
	You win.
	You don't have one?
	Is that what you said?
	All right.
	Anything else upbeat and uplifting that you want to do before we leave?
	Oh, those trees for global warming.
	No, I said uplifting, something fun.
	No, I don't want trees for global warming.
	Oil is over, pig farming.
	No, I got nothing uplifting.
	We will return, not to Spotify, but we will return to you, dear producer, as we thank you again for your time, your talent, and your treasure, bringing it to the Value for Value network that we have created here over...
	Well, we think it's 14 years, could be 13.
	We'll find out when we look at the calendar how many years we actually exist.
	More than a decade, for sure.
	Thank you for putting the show together.
	We produce it with you, and you deserve all the credit.
	Did we do the second half donation segment?
	Are you kidding me?
	Did we just completely forget that?
	I didn't.
	Are you kidding me?
	Did we just pass that over?
	I gotta stop smoking weed with my cornflakes, man.
	What are we doing?
	We?
	White men?
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Oh, my God.
	We're pulling a Biden.
	What is going on with us?
	You know why?
	Why do you keep saying us?
	Uh...
	Let's thank a few people for producing the show.
	You just look at the clock and you can tell that we're not anywhere near where we should be quitting.
	Are you kidding me?
	It's two hours and 45 minutes because you just played 25 minutes of music with a guy talking.
	That's why I forgot.
	I was hypnotized.
	It was 45 seconds.
	No, please.
	We're at two hours and 46 minutes.
	That's why I was confused.
	I had no idea.
	No, but we had a huge long opening segment.
	Yeah, but you're blaming it on me.
	No, I'm not blaming it.
	Well, yeah, you were closing the show up.
	Well, I asked you...
	You were slamming the door.
	Oh, you're right, you're right.
	The Supercuts team was 147.
	All right, let's thank a few people.
	Needless to say, they need to be thanked.
	I'm sure a few people were freaked.
	Especially Ryan Radiski.
	He's the one who came in with $132 from me.
	I feel like a total shit now.
	I mean, how the hell could we forget this?
	This is very odd.
	I keep using the word we.
	Ryan Radiski, I'm looking at you, producer.
	Mountain Lion, he's in Mountain Iron, Minnesota Nuts.
	He does a double middle finger to the M5M. Well, no, what that is, is if you look at the...
	Oh, that's interesting.
	It's binary.
	It's 001...
	You take 132 binary, you get...
	Two ones and two middle.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So you get 00100.
	That's two knuckles and a finger in the middle.
	And 00100 is 132 in binary.
	I like it.
	It's a very...
	It's a double middle finger to the M5M. It's a very nice donation.
	Okay.
	That's going to be one of our regular donations now.
	I like it.
	Michelle Small in 12345.
	In Nowhere.
	Mary Ann Burkett in Kyle, Texas.
	$100.62.
	It's not a big segment, so you're going to have to worry about it.
	Sir Patrick Comer, Knight of the SoCal Hills in San Diego, California.
	Ian Field, and that's $100.
	Also $100 from Ian Field in Eastleigh, Hampshire, UK. Or Eastleigh.
	Sir Tom Darry in DeForest, Wisconsin.
	And he actually sent a note in.
	Let's see if I can find it, because it was a card, I believe.
	Yes.
	He sent a card in saying, thank you for the 14 years of infotainment.
	Here's a few extra.
	He always comes in with a 5510.
	For all the hard work I've been a knight since early on, I've proudly been a monthly double nickel guy since 2016.
	I guess that makes me a baron by now.
	That's right.
	I think we put him on the list.
	Mm-hmm.
	Three random jingles.
	You didn't do the nighting either.
	Three random jingles from the past.
	You mean we didn't do the nighting?
	We didn't do the nighting.
	I'll take the we on that.
	Can you give him three random jingles?
	Just random jingles?
	From the past.
	Gee, okay.
	Yeah, I wasn't prepared for that.
	That's a good one.
	Another good one, which will be coming back into vogue.
	This has never happened to us!
	Yeah, okay.
	Quit fretting about it.
	We're fine.
	Sir Furry Fury, Night of Oregon's Greens in Salem, 88.
	Brian Navarro in Los Angeles, California.
	You're lucky I just didn't let you close the show, Bob.
	Hey, hey, hey, move on, move on, move it along, Dvorak, move it along.
	Mickey D in Arlington, Virginia, 6969, see what he says there.
	David Forbes in Shakopee, Minnesota, not 6006, along with Anonymous at 6006, who's got a birthday for somebody.
	He's taking advantage of the Dame Drive.
	Oh, well, hold on a second.
	Dear Sirs, this anonymous donation is towards the peerage of an individual that I've never met.
	I want to take advantage of the Dame Drive to honor the, quote, wife, quote, of nearly normal Jimmy for being such a good sport by letting him hang out with his online friends.
	It would be unseemly for me to request a dedouching of another man's wife.
	They can ask for a dedouching if they desire.
	Also, the, quote, wife, quote, of...
	Nearly normal.
	Jimmy needs a birthday shout-out for $25.
	She's on the list, but I don't know about the damehood.
	I don't have any other information, and she's not on the list.
	So that needs to be looked at in the back office.
	We'll look at it.
	We.
	Eric Richardson, $60.
	Sir Kevin of the Black, not Amherst, New Hampshire, $55.10.
	John Gaynor in Aldi, Virginia, $52.80.
	Daniel Williams in Mount Shasta, California.
	Forrest Martin at 5033.
	Forrest Martin 5005.
	Daniel's got a birthday call out coming.
	Sir Trent Wabbis in Elwood, Victoria, Australia.
	He's got a call out there for...
	Emily Sparkle.
	He's in Victoria, he says.
	Mm-hmm.
	Dan and Dan, they won't lift restrictions on the COVID new cases with only 14 new cases.
	14.
	I love the number.
	It's so low.
	Yeah.
	It's mental, he says.
	But this donation is thanks to this COVID cash.
	Oh, he got some COVID cash.
	Thanks, you guys, for the sanity.
	Birthday for him.
	Salem and Tom...
	These are $50 donors.
	Just playing Salem and Tomball.
	Tomball?
	Hold on.
	He needs a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	How do you pronounce that little town in Texas?
	Tomball!
	Okay, with that accent.
	You gotta do that.
	Tumble!
	Matthew Grice, John Lawrence, Todd Grubb in Capac, Michigan, or Capac.
	Michael Golub in Glen Burnie.
	Also needs a dedouching.
	You've been dedouched.
	Julian Robbins.
	Kevin Silverman.
	Robbins is in Aptos, and Silverman is in Severn, Maryland.
	Daniel Laboy in Bath, Michigan.
	I think it's his sir.
	Jesus Allen in Austin, Texas.
	Sir Patrick Macomb in New York City.
	Alex Delgado in Aptos.
	Another Aptos dweller.
	Interesting.
	And last but not least, Baron Allen Bean.
	He's in Tigard, Oregon now.
	I want to thank these folks for making show 1280 possible by being producers.
	Yes, and thank you for your courage.
	Thank you for supporting us.
	And thank you to everybody who came in under $50.
	And thank the trolls for telling me how to pronounce everything today.
	Thank you for coming in under $50.
	$49.99 seems to be the big anonymous donation.
	That's why we cut it off at $50 if people want to do that.
	But also, we have our multiple subscriptions, which are really sustaining.
	They keep it going.
	They keep a base for us.
	If donations are low, it works pretty well.
	We'd like you to check that out.
	And the way to do that is go to our website.
	Dvorak.org.
	And just a general jobs karma for everybody who needs it in these trying times.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	All right, here we are.
	It is the 24th of September, 2020, and the list is as follows.
	First, a belated birthday to Sir Luca of Switzerland, who will be Sir Luca momentarily.
	He celebrated on the 11th of September.
	Dame Anonymous of Colonial Place.
	That's interesting.
	Hold on a second.
	Something is amiss here.
	What is going on here?
	Is this a daming, or is this a...
	No, it's Dame Anonymous of a colonial place wishing, I think it's her sister.
	Ah, okay, okay.
	It's so hard to tell sometimes what's going on here.
	No dates!
	Alright, now we got it straight.
	Yes, Dame Anonymous of Colonial Places, happy birthday to Dame Anne of Grey Rock.
	Now we got it.
	Alison Flesch, happy birthday to her smoking hot husband, Sir Night-Night, who turned 40 just yesterday.
	Brian Roediger says happy birthday to her immeasurably pleasant wife, Jennifer.
	She turns 38 today.
	Sir Mickey Keck turns 50.
	He will be seeing Abraham.
	Anonymous, happy birthday to the wife of nearly normal Jimmy, celebrating tomorrow.
	Also, her smoking, anonymous to her smoking hot fiancé, it's a different anonymous, Sean, who will be 33 tomorrow.
	Danielle Williams says happy birthday to her best sister in the universe, Rebecca, 33 tomorrow.
	And Sir Trent Wabbis says happy birthday to his smoking hot wife-to-be, Emily Sparkleboot.
	She'll be celebrating on Saturday.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	We have one change today.
	You heard him there in the second segment.
	Glad we did it.
	Sir Tom Derry.
	Completes another $1,000 in support of the No Agenda Show, best podcast in the universe, and becomes a Baron today.
	Henceforth shall be known as Baron Tom Derry.
	And if he wants a protectorate, we will of course have that reflected on all of the peerage maps as appropriate.
	Now we have one dame, we have one knight, so we've got the blade out.
	So you got a blade?
	A blade.
	Oh yeah, here it is.
	Oh, nice one.
	Yeah.
	Sarah Keck, step on up!
	Along with Luca Aspeto.
	The two of you joined the No Agenda Roundtable just in time.
	We got them.
	Everyone's still here.
	They've been waiting patiently, so I'm very proud to, yes, I'll say it, pronounce-icate thee.
	Dame Sarah, ruler of small dogs, and Sir Luca of Switzerland.
	For you, we have the perfect combo.
	We've got hookers and blow, red boys and chardonnay, something for the ladies, something for the men.
	Also, Italian salami sandwich and a real American Pepsi right here for you.
	Fish pie and fellatio, beer and blunts, Brazilian hotties and cha-cha-cha.
	Rubin's women and rosé, bong hits and bourbon, ginger ale and gerbils, breast milk and pablum, and...
	Mutton and Mead.
	We always serve it at the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Head over to noagendanation.com slash rings, and Eric the Shield will, of course, take very good care of you.
	And with that, we have arrived at...
	Yes!
	No Agenda!
	That's right!
	And...
	I don't think we have any meetup reports, although sometimes they do get lost in the shuffle.
	So if we missed yours, then please make sure you resend it to us.
	And if it's a file, make sure you send it to me for sure.
	Here's what's coming up on Friday.
	Tomorrow, the Kansas City Baby Night Sir C. Mike Edition meetup.
	We have brand new for Saturday, the inaugural Woke Walk at Tarrytown Mansion in Danbury, Connecticut.
	Well, that's a brand new meetup on the scene.
	Do the work.
	Check the website for details.
	Jim Sharkey is your host.
	Also on Saturday, 203 Corridor, Monroe, Washington at Lake Ty.
	Meetup for those within the SR203 Corridor at the Park at Lake Ty in Monroe, Washington.
	Midland, Texas meetup at 2 o'clock tomorrow at Little Woodrow's.
	Long Beach, California, Flight 007.
	I'm sorry, that'll be on Saturday, not tomorrow, Saturday.
	That's, let's see, Steelcraft City of Long Beach, north side of the venue along Bixby Avenue.
	Be wearing a white coronation, I guess.
	Local 404 at Rona Recovery, Georgia-style, 3.33 p.m.
	on Saturday the 26th.
	And then we have Tuesday, jumping ahead a little bit, the Bo Jiden-Trump debate party in Monroe, Connecticut at Republic Kitchen.
	Also on Tuesday, I guess we're going to have a couple of these debate meetups.
	Oh, we were supposed to have the Fort Collins, Colorado meetup.
	that uh has been canceled due to some issues on the listening tour nothing serious but i think that one just had to be canceled there's more in the works we're still looking at possibly in october i think we're looking at october 13th for vegas um We hope that we can make it work.
	A lot of people want to come in for that.
	We're still securing a venue, and we kind of have to wait until October 1st to see if the governor will allow some slack in the state, and the keeper and I will both be showing up for that.
	No Agenda Meetups.
	It's a cool place to go.
	You can be clumsy.
	You can be yourself.
	There's no triggering.
	You'll like it, especially after being locked down for such a long time.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	If there is one on the calendar, set one up!
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me.
	Triggered all hell with flame You want to be where everybody feels the same It's like a party Now we can't go straight into the end of show after this I like Woke Walk.
	The Woke Walk?
	That is a good one.
	The Woke Walk.
	Whew!
	Okay.
	The affiliates should be warned that we've gone quite long on today's show.
	I think what happened is the first donation segment had the really long notes, and by the way, not complaining, it was a really good showing, and we appreciate it.
	But it just floats at a certain point.
	I'm like, after your series of five clips, it was a quarter or two.
	I'm like, two hours and 45 minutes.
	I don't know.
	I think you wanted to get out of here.
	Something's up.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that's right.
	I got to go quickly register for Spotify.
	That's what I'm trying to do.
	Trying to get some of that Spotify.
	No, there's nothing up.
	Well, I do have a chance to do a couple clips.
	You got it.
	Let's get this one out of the way.
	This was one of the clips I've been saving.
	This is another slam against Hunter Biden.
	This is John Solomon again.
	We've had clips from him before.
	This is one of his other clips.
	There's a short clip about Hunter Biden joining a board and it seems fishy.
	All right, folks, back during the impeachment scandal.
	The Democratic storyline was the request to investigate Hunter Biden were wrongheaded because there was no evidence that anything untoward happened while Hunter Biden was working at Brisma.
	That's no longer the case.
	State Department documents released to me show that in the January...
	Really?
	More of this music?
	This is like the seventh clip.
	I'm telling you, it's driving me crazy.
	You can't bring that to show and tell anymore.
	What if everybody does nothing?
	There are some European outlets that do the news and they have a bed.
	I think Euronews does that a lot.
	I don't know where this is coming from.
	Sucks.
	Do people think this is a production value?
	Did you get this off of YouTube where someone did it themselves?
	That's what people do.
	No, no.
	This came right from this guy's feed.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's no longer the case.
	State Department documents released to me show that in January of 2015, the State Department had determined that Burisma, the Ukrainian gas company that hired Hunter Biden, after it had hired Hunter Biden, had made a $7 million bribe to a Ukrainian prosecutor who was overseeing an investigation of the company's corrupt practices.
	So, while Hunter Biden had a fiduciary responsibility for the company, an untoward act, a bribe, an alleged bribe at least, was detected by the State Department.
	It was reported to the FBI, but nothing else came of it.
	It doesn't appear that anyone investigated or looked further into it.
	Now, the State Department was confident that this bribe had occurred.
	Why?
	Because one of the prosecutors they interviewed acknowledged it happened.
	And they acknowledged it happened in the May to December 2014 time frame.
	When?
	Hunter Biden first joined the board.
	Maybe he's doing...
	Maybe people do this so that you don't edit them or something?
	Oh, I edit them anyway.
	Oh, well, that was pretty seamless.
	Maybe we're just missing out on something really good.
	Maybe we're not doing it right, John.
	Here's how the show should sound.
	This is just you and me.
	Hey, everybody.
	Hey, good.
	It's the No Agenda Show.
	We deconstruct the media.
	That's right.
	I think yackety-sacks is really what you want for the best.
	No, I like Rachmaninoff.
	Everyone seems to be doing damn classical music these days.
	Which, by the way...
	Less likely to get pulled from YouTube.
	Well, it's still a violation of copyright.
	Probably.
	I think we should just leave this.
	I'm kind of digging it.
	You know what it is?
	It lets you have a lot of dead air.
	Yeah, well, what it is is we're going to stop that.
	Okay, I got one more clip.
	No, now I'm in the end of show.
	That clip sucked.
	I gotta make good.
	Oh, brother.
	Let's try this one.
	Oil is over.
	This comes as Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden said he would not ban fracking during a speech in Pittsburgh.
	A group of 145 organizations, including Sunrise Movement and Greenpeace, have released a letter calling on Biden to ban fossil fuel interests from his campaign and administration if he wins.
	The letter reads, quote, To advance environmental justice, you must stand up to fossil fuel CEOs, stop the expansion of oil, gas, and coal production, and rapidly transition us away from fossil fuels, unquote.
	This comes as the global oil industry...
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	We're not doing this right.
	I'm telling you, we are doing this wrong.
	I mean, we might as well do the clips the right way.
	I'd like to start Amy over again because Amy is very important on the show.
	We can't have a show without Amy.
	So we'll do it in the apparently the trendy way.
	This comes as Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden said he would not ban fracking during a speech in Pittsburgh.
	A group of 145 organizations, including Sunrise Movement and Greenpeace, have released a letter calling on Biden to ban fossil fuel interests from his campaign.
	The letter reads, quote, quote, letter reads, quote, quote, letter reads, quote, quote, letter
	As 390 million barrels of oil and gas sat in storage in the world's oceans, Greenpeace activists sailed out along the San Francisco Bay, unfurling a banner saying, Oil is over.
	The future is up to you.
	I'm here in San Francisco Bay.
	We're floating oil.
	Storage tankers are now idling, storing oil that no one wants and where we have nowhere to put.
	Despite this, Congress has poured billions of dollars of COVID relief funds into bailing out the fossil fuel industry.
	Oh my God, that is total distortion of facts.
	Of course we have tons of oil tankers floating around waiting for better prices, but some douche knuckle with a mask says, Well, it's clearly no need for oil.
	Please.
	By the way, there's not that many tankers.
	I've seen worse.
	I think the classical music is working for us.
	I couldn't hear it that way.
	You know, have you noticed the guys who are using the music beds?
	Yeah.
	The music kind of drowns out what they're saying.
	You didn't have it loud enough.
	I wasn't doing it right.
	Yes, it should be more like this.
	Alright, now we definitely have to end this show.
	This is probably one of the most interesting shows we've ever done at the end here.
	And you're getting your money's worth.
	It'll be about five hours before we're done.
	And we do have some outstanding end-of-show mixes for you.
	Rexo Quozo are back with their third installment.
	It's good enough to play in its entirety.
	Then we have Jesse Coy Nelson and fantastic Rolando Gonzalez.
	I had more, but those will have to wait until the Sunday show.
	Oh, yes.
	We have to note that on the Sunday show, we may discuss a little bit.
	I already know what they're going to do to get after Amy Coney Barrett if Trump picks her.
	They've already shown their hands, so we're going to talk about that on Sunday.
	If they pick her.
	Otherwise, I mean, I had a bunch of clips.
	I said, I'm not going to use those clips unless we know for sure that she's the pick.
	But they're going to go after her in a very interesting way.
	You're going to get a kick out of it.
	Coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the Drone Star States, Austin, Texas, FEMA Region No.
	6 in the governmental maps.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Sunday right here.
	Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. How could you forget us?
	Until Sunday, adios, mofos!
	And such.
	And by the way, as I joke with him, you know, I shouldn't say it.
	I'm going to say something I probably shouldn't say.
	Anyway, I am very willing to let the American public judge my physical and mental field as well as my mental field.
	Yo, Joe, I'm going to let you finish.
	But Donald Trump had one of the best economies of all time.
	And I don't know why you're in this.
	And I don't think you do either.
	So I'm bringing you some ether when they ask me who I'm gonna vote for.
	Are you riding with Biden or you want four more?
	I just, I just smile and reply calmly.
	I think I'm a right in Kanye.
	Yeah, I'm gonna write in Kanye.
	I think I'm a right in Kanye.
	I probably gonna write in Kanye.
	Take my pen and write in.
	Yeah, college dropout.
	I know all about it.
	Late registration.
	He ain't even on the ballot.
	They try to paint him in a box where the walls are padded.
	When it comes to Kanye West, why is the media so rabid?
	Is it because he talked to Trump or because he talked to God?
	Or is it simply because the left cannot control his mind?
	He's supposed to get out in the field and tell the party line till he does what he's told the The woke won't be satisfied.
	When it all falls down, yeah, he's who they call.
	They tell you he bipolar, but in the way, aren't we all?
	Within us, there's heroes and villains, civilians and everything in between.
	So when you ask me why I feel him, it's zero pandering.
	I'm white, middle American.
	I watch they do more for the country than these two grandparents did.
	See, I don't want him running.
	I'd rather write him in.
	He could do more from Twitter than being president.
	When they ask me who I'm going to vote for, are you trying to dump Trump or you want for more?
	I just smile and reply calmly.
	I think I'm a right in con.
	Yeah, I'm gonna write in Kanye I think I'm a right in Kanye.
	I'll probably go right in time.
	Yeah.
	Take my pen and write in.
	Yeah.
	No one man should have all that power.
	Except maybe yay.
	But definitely not the coward in the basement.
	Biden Harris crime bill rebranded.
	Yay.
	Told y'all Jerome get more time than Brandon.
	But all you want to do.
	Gossip.
	Gossip.
	Stop it.
	Cordesian lawyer.
	Now you ain't talking Robert.
	Most qualified first lady since Eleanor.
	Honestly, I can't think of no one.
	This ain't better for.
	This is what we headed for.
	Kanye Vision 2020 or less visible.
	Kanye Vision 2024.
	I am ready for a president whose presence is a presence.
	Someone who will take the press and press them into learning lessons.
	I know he jumped on stage and snatched the mic with precision.
	But a lot of us wouldn't be here without those drunk decisions.
	You know our entire country is run on division.
	But not Kanye.
	So when they ask me who I'm going to vote for.
	Are you riding with Biden or you want four more?
	I just smile and reply calmly.
	I think I'm going to write in Kanye.
	Yeah, I'm going to write in Kanye.
	I think I'm going to write in Kanye.
	I'm probably going to write in Kanye.
	Take my pen and write in, yay.
	Mental fitness.
	Hi, this is Tom Morello.
	I am reading my first ever books on tape.
	This is a book that I have in my personal collection that I read to my three-year-old and five-year-old.
	A is for Adam Curry.
	B is for bingo boom shakalaka bobbing in the sky.
	C is for taking the sea out of critical race theory and cats.
	D is for douchebag.
	This is putting subliminal messages into the child's head.
	E is for everyone hug and share a secret.
	F is for fact check false.
	G is for...
	Get out of my vagina!
	H is for healthy food.
	Have more kale.
	Have more kale.
	You will obey.
	You will obey.
	I.
	In the morning.
	J is for.
	John C. Dvorak.
	Dot org.
	Slash N. A. K. Is for.
	Karma.
	You've got. Karma. M. Mutton and mead. N. Is for no. No. No.
	No agenda.
	Oh.
	Orange man bad.
	P. P is for BOOTED! Pew, pew, pew!
	Yeah!
	Q is for question.
	What have you done?
	R. R-E-S-P-I-C-T. Resist.
	We much.
	S is for Space Force.
	And stop the hammering.
	T is for trust in the true.
	That's true.
	And tigers too.
	U. U. Wait, that's not U. That's W. V is for what?
	X is for mouth.
	What?
	This is a scam.
	Y is for you.
	You will obey me.
	Z. Z is for Z. Zepfers is shot by.
	Early.
	Of course.
	Oh!
	Listen to that horn!
	Listen, kiddo.
	I get it.
	I don't like the two-party system.
	I think our country's corrupt.
	And quite frankly, I don't want to vote for Biden.
	It feels like voting for a Republican.
	I'm not gonna do it.
	You wanna know why?
	Because the alternative is a fucking fascist!
	A fascist is a fascist!
	Maybe we can have a conversation about dismantling the two-party system when a fascist isn't running!
	Maybe we can do that later, kiddo!
	Champ!
	Chief!
	Maybe we can talk about it later!
	A mess.
	We'll be right back.
	Yeah.
	Fuck!
	Can you see I can't eat fucking water?!
	I told you to go on, but I just got a notification that Ruth Bitter Ginsburg got!
	I fucking hate you!
	Ruth!
	Ruth!
	I know I'm not exactly the voice that people need to be hearing right now.
	I need more confirmation that this is real.
	I've gotten some, but I need more confirmation that this is real.
	I just about had it for 2020.
	Please vote.
	Please be registered and go vote.
	I don't want to lose my right.
	I don't want to lose my right to healthcare.
	My friends too, so it's their marriage.
	Please go vote.
	Thank you.
	The best podcast in the universe.
	Adios, mofo.

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