This is your award-winning Kimbo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 1278.
This is No Agenda.
Debunking the Surge and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas.
Capital of the drone, Star State.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley where the old saying goes, well, when you're in...
You know the deal.
No joke.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Okay, you got me on that one.
That was good.
You could be president, John.
You are completely qualified.
You've got the chops.
You're not old enough, but you'll get there.
Hang in there, kid.
Turns out.
Hang in there, kid.
You'll get there.
Tough news, everybody.
Bad news, bad news.
Unfortunately, and this is especially for the boys on the floor, Wall Street and CNBC is squawk box.
We will not have a Zephyr economic update today.
John, would you like to explain?
It's fogged in.
I can't see the Zephyr.
Now, isn't this a rare time for it to be foggy?
No, no, there's no, no.
Oh.
It's not uncommon.
I mean, I'll be able to see a ghost of a thing go by and I might be able to make it count, but it's like probably not going to be worth, it's going to be eight at the regular time, regular speed.
Okay, and Bitcoin currently at, what are we, 10,838.
I do have good news for Bitcoin.
For you foamers out there, a buddy of mine, a colleague who I used to work with in the Netherlands, Erik Desvart.
I don't even know if that's his real name.
It's his DJ name.
Erik the Black.
He has started a new online venture called 24trains.tv.
And I believe this is right up your alley.
Could be.
I mean, you should take a look at it.
He's got streaming videos.
He claims the largest collection of train videos.
I know the guy's always been to trains.
He had a little mini train set in his backyard that he could actually sit on.
Oh, those are...
Yeah.
That's hot.
I knew it.
Chick magnet.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, we made fun of him for decades.
But here you go.
So, 24trains.tv, in case anybody's interested.
Well, a lot happened over the past couple of days.
A lot happened.
And I think one of the...
With all the coronavirus talk, COVID... You know, there was no room, of course, to talk about something actually interesting and, in my mind, somewhat outrageous.
But the testing is falling apart everywhere.
Every single state, I have a couple of articles, thousands in North Carolina incorrectly told they had COVID-19.
Nearly 7,000 residents had tested positive for the coronavirus due to what officials say was a technical glitch.
What kind of a glitch was this?
We don't know.
We don't know what kind of glitch that was.
We found out from the CDC who published this information.
Data to date shows that a person who has had and recovered from COVID-19 may have low levels of virus in their bodies for up to three months after diagnosis.
This means that if a person who has recovered from COVID-19 is retested within three months of initial infection, they may continue to have a positive result even though they are not spreading COVID-19.
How many times do you think that's happened?
Well, why would you get retested if you had COVID-19?
It doesn't make any sense.
No, people often need a test to go somewhere.
Here comes the...
Can you see it?
Okay, tell me what you see.
Yeah, well, I can kind of see it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, no bonus.
Eight, no bonus!
Oh, my God!
Listen to that horn!
If you're going to keep playing the foamer clap to mock me...
No!
No, I take this...
What do you mean?
I take it very seriously.
I... I gave you information on where to satisfy your train desires.
I'm trying to help.
You know, I'm wondering, this is exactly 9.15, it seems to me.
Yeah, I have 11.15 here.
They are right on time.
That's right on.
How does that work?
You can't be any earlier than this.
I don't know.
Let me continue with a couple more things.
Yeah.
On this testing.
I mean, we can talk a lot about Trump and the CDC director who actually said in front of a Senate committee, a House committee, I think, said, this mask will protect me more than the vaccine.
I mean, we're in a crazy time right now.
But, Madison, Wisconsin, I have in the show notes a link to their PCR assay page, how it should be set up, which on page 26, steps 3F, gives specific instructions to which number of spin cycles the test must be set.
I'm just going to ask you as an ask John, just to see if the information is stuck.
Do you know the approximate number that is recommended so that you don't overspin and start picking up trace amounts of stuff and other things for a PCR test?
20.
30, actually.
It's 30.
And this has been confirmed with our anonymous lab technician.
30 is really...
You really don't even want to go higher than 30, but...
We know that most of these tests have been 37, and in Madison, Wisconsin, 45 cycles.
You're going to pick up all kinds of stuff and generate a lot of...
Why are they violating their...
Okay, let's stop.
Just don't want to put my bragging rights in, but I was an analytical chemist professionally.
Mm-hmm.
To do tests for anything.
An oil refinery, just to clear.
And so there's this giant book.
If I was older and smarter, when I quit that job, I would have stolen the book.
But I was young and dumb and I just didn't copy it or anything.
I didn't have the spy mode in me.
Not yet.
From lab to lab to lab, they all have their own book.
Correct.
It's a big test book and you open it up and to get accurate results, I don't care what the test is, but to get accurate results on anything, you have to follow those rules to the letter.
The number of cheats you can do is very minimal.
I think there's multiple reasons for this, possibly.
At least I have evidence that could be a reason.
Let's look at Minnesota for a moment.
Minnesota has the same issue with the cycles.
Now, you have to know, a Harvard University epidemiologist has written and suggested positives produced with more than 30 cycles are unlikely to find infectious patients.
The Minnesota Public Health Lab said there's no convincing proof for that, and the Minnesota Public Health Lab is confident that the threshold cycle of 38 is what is good.
Now, so the state lab uses a CDC-derived test with this threshold of 38, even though the CDC says it shouldn't be over 30, and Harvard University, clearly, While a test from the Mayo Clinic has a 35 threshold, and they vary from 40 to 45 across three commercial platforms used by Health Partners Lab in Minnesota.
So it's not even equal.
All the labs are different.
And I can tell you one thing I know about Abbott Labs, who I do not have a cycle number four, but we do have an anonymous dude named Ben.
They're everywhere.
They are truly saving the world.
I hate to say it.
They're saving the show.
Well, they're saving the show for sure.
Step aside, hams.
You've done nothing for the show.
Yeah.
Not like this.
I will read this.
Since I haven't heard you talk about it, I think you should go ahead and send it.
A dude named Ben, working at Abbott Labs, just north of Chicago.
Abbott Labs is, I think, one of the biggest, if not the biggest, tester.
And they're the ones coming out with the rapid test.
So he wants us to know the plan Abbott Labs has is to crank out 50 million of the rapid test kits per month and they will be giving you an app to put on your phone which will ping when your results are in giving you a red or a green which Abbott Labs hopes can become some form of universal passport.
So that's not even a government program.
That's just capitalism at work.
So beware, beware if they want to do this test with you.
I'm not so sure we should promote that.
And then the coup de grace.
Actually, I'll tell you first what I think is going on with these because this just came to me.
Let me make sure this is from the hospital CFO report.
So this is an industry publication for hospital chief financial officers.
And it has an article here, just nothing special about it.
State-by-state breakdown of federal aid per COVID-19 case.
Now, as we know, we had the CARES Act, the Coronavirus Aid Relief and Economic Security Act, which designated $30 billion, just to start, I think, of emergency funding designated for hospitals as a part of the bill.
They have a breakdown here of how much funding per COVID-19 case.
Now, I'm not sure when they say case, if that means a case like we hear on the news, someone tested positive, that's a case?
Or is it someone who tested positive and is in the hospital?
It doesn't say hospital admissions.
It could be if you went to the doctor, maybe even.
Well, you got a test, if you got a test.
But you're right, it could even be the doctor looking at you saying you got it.
Um...
So, there's something here.
So, these first round of grants are distributed based on historical share of Medicare revenue.
It's not necessarily based on the COVID-19 burden per state.
So, therefore, hard-hit states like New York are actually going to get a lot less per COVID-19 case than most other states.
Are you ready to find out what some states are getting per COVID case?
It's going to be an outrageous number that's going to annoy most people.
Just give me a state, because they do vary widely.
Give me a state.
Well, let's go with the states that usually know how to capitalize on this the most.
Let's start with Alabama.
Alabama, per COVID-19 case, $158,000.
Per case.
Man, they're sick down there in Alabama.
Yeah.
We've got a lot of cases.
Let's get those numbers up.
What about Florida?
Florida.
Let me see.
Florida is $132,000 per COVID-19 case.
Isn't Florida the place where they had 100% of all tests?
Isn't that interesting?
Yeah, wow.
What a coincidence.
North Carolina.
North Carolina, 252,000.
North Dakota, 339,000 per case.
What?
Wyoming, 278,000 per case.
Per case.
Not sick.
Not dead.
Not on a ventilator.
Per case.
I'm singing today.
Per case.
And I think this is fraud, and this came up in an eight-minute-long clip.
You think it's fraud?
I'm going to prove it to you.
What I was going to say is, I don't just think it's fraud.
This came up, and this is a very big deal to me personally.
We had the surge...
In Texas.
You remember, we were laughing about it for weeks.
You kept asking me, are you dead?
Are you dead yet?
Are you dead yet?
And where did this surge take place mainly in Texas?
It was Houston.
Remember?
Yep.
And as a part of that, Governor Abbott came out And said, alright, we gotta surge.
We gotta shut down the bars.
It's the bars.
Shut down the bars!
Now, this is personal to me in this case, so I finally have something really personal about this whole disaster.
You own a bar in Houston?
Our friend Dale, who has owned his bar near Houston for, gosh, I think 15 years.
It's kind of a run-down biker bar.
He was finally able to get some PPE after almost closing the first time around.
And then when the second time came, he said, I can't do it.
And he closed his bar.
And it was really his love and lust, this bar.
As I'm sure many people who had bars and restaurants, etc.
Just aside, the numbers came out this morning from all people talking about capitalists getting involved.
Yelp reports, at least in California, that all the shops, dress stores, bars, restaurants, 60% of all of them that closed for that shutdown are now out of business.
Yeah, I saw that too.
That's a number.
It's a number.
I don't put all that much stock in Yelp, but it's a number.
I know people who swear by it.
So, this is economic destruction.
So, that second shutdown, I can personally point to economic destruction.
Should that second shutdown have been by accident or by some mistake...
I think that should come to the surface and people need to, we need to at least, I'll just be the fair guy here and say, for the next pandemic, we should know what went on so we can fix that problem.
Adam Curry on the inside wants to, is angry.
So this is the City Council of Harris County.
Harris County is Houston.
It's a long clip, and we can stop it as we go.
The speaker is very clear.
She's very knowledgeable.
This was an eight-minute clip.
I brought it down to a little over three.
And she'll set it up, and she'll talk about what really happened during the surge.
This was...
You can watch this live on television, on the Houston cable systems.
This is archived.
They put it up on their website.
It's just like every other city has their council meetings online with Zoom.
And this was actually partially in person and partially on Zoom.
I can't hear it.
You can't hear that?
You don't hear anything?
No.
Now I hear like two decibels of muted chat.
That's weird.
Troll room, could you hear it?
Oh, was it left channel only?
Oh, okay.
I can fix that.
I think it was...
I think it's...
Here we go.
Mono.
Let's see if you can hear it now.
Can you hear it now?
Yeah, I can.
It's still about 5 dBs too low.
No, we don't want that.
That is clear.
Yeah, I'll do this.
I can do this.
Okay, let's try it again.
We should not disagree on...
Does that work for you?
It's fine, yeah, go.
...is our desire to use the best and most accurate data possible.
And what is absolutely unreasonable, and might I say intellectually dishonest, is to knowingly propagate false data in an effort to manipulate and instill fear.
Okay, so we're talking about someone who was claiming that the data has been falsified to manipulate and cause fear.
This is a city council meeting.
Unfortunately, I fear that that is exactly what has been happening right now.
And I know that we're trying to be brief here, but if you guys would indulge me for just a second, and this may be boring for those non-data people, but I'd like to explain what I believe to be the source of the issue.
Prior to August 1st, the data system being used by the Texas Department of State Health Services could not keep up with the volume of testing that was being done in Texas.
Because of this limitation and several other issues, every single day, Texas was continuing to build a larger and larger and larger backlog of test results that it had not reported out to the local health authorities.
Unfortunately, this backlog led to a very large under-reporting of new cases when we were at the height of our pandemic in June and July.
Now, fortunately, on August 1st, the state of Texas did a massive system upgrade.
Do you remember the massive system upgrade?
Actually, I don't, but it's obvious.
Okay, well, we were laughing at the time.
Oh, they've upgraded and all of a sudden we've got different results.
Which allowed the clearing of this backlog that, by the way, had built up to well over a million tests at that time.
So the Texas Department of State Health Services then started pushing these now backlogged cases down to the county system.
Our county authorities, once they received those, were supposed to sort through that data.
They were supposed to weed out and remove duplicate positive cases and then report out those results on the local dashboard.
Now, unfortunately, that happened on August 1st.
Now, unfortunately, between August 1st and August 31st, Harris County and the city of Houston made the decision to record these newly received backlog cases on the date they received them, not on the date the positive test was taken.
Are we all following along with how this worked?
This is now causing a dramatic overinflation of new cases beginning in August.
Now, luckily, on August 31st, Harris County partially corrected this issue with their epi curve in their COVID-19 dashboard.
But still to this day, they have failed to accurately report our current COVID-19 numbers with regard to the threat level that they have put us at red.
Okay, so I'm just going to recap up until here.
There were a million cases backlogged, and when they fixed the system with the system upgrade, those million cases flowed through the system in rapid time, and instead of saying those cases are from July, those cases were marked as day...
I'm sorry?
Too much work.
Yeah, well, that's okay.
Yeah, you know, you're probably right.
Too much work.
It's not fraud at all.
It's just too much work.
And that actually hasn't been fixed to this day.
This is one of their health and human services people in Harris County.
Now let me give you a concrete example for those people that, again, like data.
On September 2nd, I received an email from the office of Harris County Judge Lena Hildago.
In the email, it stated, and I quote, the 14-day average of new cases in Harris County is 973 new cases per day.
And the email concluded that we must stay at a red threat level.
Just two days later, on September 4th, both Judge Hildago and Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner tweeted out similar new cases for that day that combined to a total of 1,000.
1,015.
Keep in mind that before we could move from red to orange on Judge Hildago's scale, we have to be within a 200 to 400 new case per day on a 14-day average.
But what they didn't tell us is that 1,015, those weren't actual new cases.
Of the 1,015, 728 of those cases were over 30 days old.
So instead of this close to 1,000 14-day average that put us in the red, the actual 14-day average of new cases was 272.
If you put to put those numbers into perspective based on per hundred thousand population at that time, that's less than six case new cases per day per hundred thousand.
And it is decreasing at a large rapid rate every day since then.
And taking into account what we just spoke about earlier about how much money a case can result in and how much overspinning of the cycles are being done on the PCR tests.
There's no incentive.
Can we just say Occam's razor here?
There's no incentive to get real numbers.
The whole thing, if you look at some of the death curves, for example, this whole thing is over.
There is a huge incentive, and the incentive is to defraud.
That's what the incentive is.
There's no incentive to give accurate numbers when you can make all this money.
I guess you could say there's an incentive to defraud.
That's a negative way of looking at things, and I think it's horrible that people do that.
That is how this person who's speaking to the council, who's asked to speak to it, she sees it.
Another part of this is science.
Oh, no.
Science?
I've been mulling this over because of the way they're kind of reintroducing climate change into the debate, mainly Biden.
And the people that are, like the judge, she is obviously, I'm sure if you even ran this stuff, she'd be clueless.
Because this woman has to make excuses that you have to be interested in data.
She keeps saying this.
She says it two or three times.
I know it's boring because I'm talking about data.
Yeah, it's boring because the public at large doesn't know jack about science.
They wouldn't know jack about the data, but yet they're all in on global warming because some other incentivized jerk has convinced them otherwise that it's happening in a bad way.
And yeah, this also brings up another issue.
I don't want to change the topic.
No, it's okay.
But...
Your bar owner?
Yeah.
The guy, your buddy, Doug, or whatever his name was?
Bill?
Bob?
I can't remember.
It's a short name.
Keep going.
Did he own the building?
I think he did, actually.
Yeah, no, I know he does because now he, yes, he does because he's renting out some rooms above it or something, above the bar.
Well, then he can reopen the bar.
No, no, it's not all that.
My point is, okay, this happened...
But wait, let me finish my point, which was so many of these companies, little companies, I think the real estate, commercial real estate, we know anyone who's following this is in the tank and it's getting worse.
But if you own your own building and you've got your shop in there, whatever it is, I think the damage is going to be a lot less, but...
Nobody does that.
They get taught that we had this.
No, no.
Okay.
I'm sure we can find plenty of examples of how people can build back better.
However, Dale did not have that option.
Dale!
My thinking is, you know, this is a huge mess up.
And this needs to be told, if only for the next scandemic that comes along that can be on the lookout for it.
And so, Governor Abbott, I'm going after him.
You are the optimist.
Go on.
What do you mean, optimist?
That he would do that?
No, I know he won't do that.
No, you're the optimist that any of this won't happen again.
It's already happening in Australia, and they must know what's going on here.
And it's interesting you say that.
I would like Australia, you know, we have a lot of producers who are under the thumb in Victoria.
You guys got to start looking at this testing and you got to start making noise about it.
I got a boots on the ground report from one of our producers.
This is the latest, a new bill from, as our producer says, Daniel Meinführer Andrews.
For the next six months, the bill proposes trials stand without a jury, only a judge.
That's a good one.
I could stop right there.
And these trials can be changed on the day of, if they want.
Any public health risk, including, quote, conspiracy theorists, which I think is anyone who doesn't agree with Dan, Can be and will be detained for two weeks, supporting evidence not needed.
Wow!
The police can search your house without a warrant.
You know, this is what happens, man, when they take your guns away.
They get pretty brazen.
They get very, very brazen.
My goodness.
I feel horrible for...
For all of our Australian producers.
And then I have...
I'm going to lead into something.
Bloomberg did another interview with Dr.
Bill, who now just acts like he's an actual health authority.
Just kind of fun.
So amidst all of the Trumps forcing CDC and FDA to release a vaccine that's going to be dangerous just because he wants people to not mail in their votes.
I mean, this is how crazy we've become.
Do you still trust the FDA? I think in the FDA, there's a lot of professionals.
Historically, just like the CDC was viewed as the best in the world, the FDA had that same reputation as a top-notch regulator.
But, you know, there's been some cracks with some of the things they've said.
At the commissioner level, hopefully the staff isn't pulled in that direction.
What about the CDC? You made reference.
To the reputational damage that's been done to the CDC, can you take what the CDC says to the bank any longer?
Well, the CDC is largely being written out of the picture because you have people at the White House who aren't epidemiologists.
Unlike you, Dr.
Bill, you of course can speak about it.
You're not an epidemiologist, but okay.
Because you have people at the White House who aren't epidemiologists.
You know, saying what a great job they've done.
And so it's no longer...
I think Birx is actually recognized as one of the number one epidemiologists.
It's no longer a set of experts.
The CDC actually did make some mistakes the way they thought about testing, the way they hadn't figured out to bring the commercial providers in.
Oh, Bill, shh.
You can't say that.
That was Trump's fault.
Don't you remember?
Trump.
Trump did it wrong.
It was his fault.
And what about those conspiracy theories?
And what should we do about it?
The conspiracy theorists who believe that you helped to create and spread the coronavirus might be easy to dismiss if there weren't so many of them.
Has that notoriety become an impediment to your efforts or the foundation's work yet?
Well, it's so crazy, you know, to suggest the opposite, which is, you know, we make vaccines and that has saved, you know, millions of lives to somehow, Say that the vaccine in general is malign or that, you know, the deaths are really taking place.
When he says we make vaccines.
Oh, he and Belinda.
Melinda.
Whatever her name is.
Belinda.
Belinda's good.
It's Belinda.
Yeah.
No, of course, he means we is Gavi, is the Vaccine Alliance, is China, is everybody.
It's the World Health Organization.
That's we.
We, we, we, we.
Or maybe he just feels like he's the king of everything.
Say that the vaccine in general is malign or that the deaths aren't really taking place.
It's surprising to me how interesting that is.
So it spreads far more quickly than the truth.
The big concern is that if that means that the protection of others, like wearing masks or A willingness of enough people to take the vaccine, then it absolutely does make things worse.
And the idea of how should these social media platforms try and avoid being the source of these sort of weirdly interesting falsehoods, that's a debate.
I hadn't heard that when I was clipping it this morning.
Instead of saying these lies, he says these weirdly interesting falsehoods.
Yeah.
That's an interesting...
Why do you think he shows those words?
He's a sociologist, is what he is.
Oh, okay.
Of course, these sort of weirdly interesting falsehoods, that's a debate or discussion we're going to have to continue to have.
Yeah, yeah.
We've got to shut people up, Dr.
Bill.
A few more items on the list.
The Pennsylvania lockdown was challenged in court, and the ruling was, yes, it was unconstitutional.
Matt Surnell, producer Matt, he did a whole breakdown of pure legislation analyst job, which I put in the show notes.
I'll just pick a couple of one-liners out of it.
The court says well-intentioned efforts are not enough to uphold unconstitutional issues.
The governor actually never attended any meeting when this ruling was being made, did participate in a couple of calls.
A lot of talk about the unequal application of the law as protests were allowed.
And in page 23, language does not preclude protests.
The plain language of the orders makes no exception, which seemingly run directly contrary to the plain language of the May 27, 2020 order.
However, the record unequivocally shows the defendant, that's the governor, permitted protests, and governor participated in a protest which exceeded the limitations set forth of his order, which I think was six, and did not comply.
So, you know, hey, you also participated in it.
And I think the most important one is page 66.
This is in the conclusion, and you should look through it if people are interested in the show notes, noagendashow.net or.com.
The Constitution cannot accept the concept of a, quote, new normal, where the basic liberties of the people can be subordinated into open-ended emergency mitigation measures, which is pretty much what we have everywhere.
Rather, the Constitution sets certain lines that may not be crossed, even in an emergency.
Actions taken by the defendants cross those lines.
It is the duty of the court to declare those actions unconstitutional, thus consistent with the reasons set forth.
Above, the court shall enter judgment in favor of the plaintiffs, which is the Pennsylvania counties, businesses, and elected officials who filed the suit.
This will probably be a challenge.
No one's walking out, opening up bars, and jumping up and down just yet.
Yeah, well, you know, another element of this.
Oh, I do have one clip.
I was going to let you have the COVID segment, but I have one clip.
Yeah, okay.
I'm transitioning.
Well, before you leave, there was one, I was just stunned by this, one anti-mask protest in the United States.
Big one, too.
Really?
And of course, yeah.
I've heard of it because nobody played it up.
Because it might catch on.
But this was in Mormon country in Utah.
And this clip is the one USA mask protest.
At least one I know of.
Okay.
Now hundreds have gathered here in front of the Washington County Administration Building calling for the end of a mask mandate saying they are tired of not living their normal lives.
No more masks!
No more masks!
Not on the backs of my kids or you're gonna get more federal funds.
That's how I feel about that.
A passionate call for action Friday morning in St.
George.
Several police officers on standby as many locals called concerns about coronavirus spikes overblown.
The flu kills more than coronavirus.
Others calling the virus a hoax or stating that asymptomatic carriers simply do not exist and they cannot be forced to wear masks anywhere as citizens of the United States.
If we want to wear a mask, that's fine.
We can take care of ourselves.
Some rally attendees say they shouldn't ever wear masks if they have any medical issues or mental health concerns, or if they feel they simply can't breathe.
When George Floyd was saying, I can't breathe, and then he died, and now we're wearing a mask, and we say, I can't breathe.
But many say that they believe in all cases masks jeopardize kids' health.
Parents are demanding they have the right to decide what to do with their children.
I'll tell you another reason I hate masks.
Most child molesters love them.
They don't understand why crowds are protesting them based on a mandate given by the governor.
They blocked off the front entrance to the school building, and we went out to ask them to move, and they attempted to storm the school building.
The school board is implementing the governor's recent order that face shields alone are not enough.
And if a parent is adamant that their child cannot wear a mask or a shield, they must fill out a form, including a doctor's note, so the district can review it.
In St.
George, Katie Kralis, ABC 4 News.
Wow, that was a great package.
The mix was perfect with the crowd in the background.
The whole thing, the elements of propaganda within that piece were just phenomenal.
They had the old lady bitching about pedophiles.
That was the best part.
You could have ended the clip right there.
It would have been clip of the day.
No, I could have, but it really wasn't clip of the day.
But the real piece of garbage in there that they threw in to make it so, like, oh, these people are just nuts!
These crazy people.
Yeah.
Is having...
Out of the blue, putting like a six-year-old midway through the clip saying, the flu kills more people than the coronavirus.
I mean, why do you do that unless you're trying to denigrate the whole notion of the thing?
Do you put a little kid in there?
And so the viewer watches, like, oh, it's a little kid.
He doesn't know anything.
He's a stupid little kid.
I mean, this thing was a piece of...
I mean, it was, it did, they kept down the numbers, oh, a hundred of people.
It was at least a thousand, maybe more, the way they played it.
It was just really a piece of propaganda that was, they had to cover it, I guess, or somebody was bitching, because maybe this is going on a lot, but they're not covering it.
Interesting.
Well, of course they wouldn't cover that, we know why.
Still good that the local news at least covered it.
Anyway, so we have what is supposed to be a new player on the scene, Li Meng-Yang.
Li Meng-Yang is the researcher who has published this 26-page document with unequivocal proof that the coronavirus was manufactured in a lab.
And she's been featured every last two or three nights on Tucker Carlson tonight.
I didn't clip it because it's really hard to kind of parse it unless you know the context and you can't even get something out of a clip.
It's just, you know, she speaks English.
I think it's hard for audio.
But her main drive is, besides the lab creation, which I think everyone kind of knows what's going on.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
She said Frankenstein.
It was put together from different bits and bobs.
Okay, yeah.
This was called right at the beginning by that French guy.
Sure.
But then she...
Well, that's the reason why I'm talking about her.
Then she goes on to say, oh, no, this was created by the CCP and the People's Republic Army, whatever the, what do they call it?
Yeah, the People Army.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From the other army.
People's Liberation Army.
People's Liberation Army, thank you.
And it was intentionally released to the whole world to cause destruction, which is not in her document.
That is her message.
And Tucker is lapping it up And although I don't disagree, I do have to call out the bullshit that's behind this, or at least something that you need to be aware of, and this is Banyan.
I had my eye on Banyan for a while, and I knew I'd heard this woman's story, and she was on Banyan's War Room Pandemic podcast.
Brought to you by NetSuite from Oracle.
You need it to fight the pandemic.
He got NetSuite as an advertiser?
It's completely irrelevant because he is 100% funded by Miles Guo, G-U-O. That is his U.S. name.
And Banyan had Lee Meng Yang on in April.
I remember her whole story.
This report was released by the Rule of Law Society where...
Li Meng Yan Works, and this is set up and funded by Miles Guo.
And if you look into any of this Miles Guo stuff, you look at their website, which is rolsociety.org, Rule of Law Society, you will see Bannon on the homepage, Bannon up, Bannon down, everywhere it's Bannon, And he will be...
Well, listen to this one-minute clip where Banyan is talking about the great Miles Guo, who may be a great guy, but he's being paid to use his mastery and tricks and whatever it is he does against the CCP. And he's basically a paid hitman for this.
Miles Guo is going to talk about, at the end of his presentation...
Something for the Chinese people and for the victims.
He is setting up and going to establish a $100 million fund called the Rule of Law Fund.
And his principal focus is to assist the families, the victims, the friends of the missing, the imprisoned, those who died under mysterious circumstances regarding suicide or just happened to fall off 40-story buildings.
And also those that had their assets stripped and impoverished their families.
Miles Guo will announce today that he is prepared as he's starting this fund, he's going to fund it, and is going to not only look to get information and help those victims in mainland China, but hold accountable those institutions in the West, specifically in New York City, in the City of London, and other financial capitals.
That have aided and abetted this reckless behavior.
Name names.
Well, okay, a couple things.
The $100 million fund is a fund that Banyan controls.
I think it's the Rule of Law Society 4.
So there's been more of these funds.
And it's a 501c4, which means it's for lobbying and it's not tax-deductible.
So it's going to be spent on, well, here's, according to the FAQ, We're good to go.
Expenses incurred to protect the security of whistleblowers and victims, administrative and operational expenses, and disbursements directly related to the purpose of the rule of law society.
So, Banyan and his whole operation, NetSuite by Oracle is probably a freebie.
It's all paid for by Miles Guo.
I'm all for the mission.
I'm okay with people going after the Chinese Communist Party and going after organizations in the U.S. and the U.K. and wherever else where they're embedded, ingrained, and I like it.
I really don't like that there's no transparency on this guy.
Even though he's...
Of course not.
And this is a moneymaker for him.
It is a big moneymaker.
It's like that wall project down in Texas.
The first thing he did is he made a music video with himself and Miles Guo and Miss Yan featured prominently.
It's called Take Down the CCP. And it's hot, baby.
It's hip.
It's happening.
Wait until you get to the hook.
Take it down the CCP.
Take it down the CCP.
So, you know, Banyan got some of his music industry buddies and they created an anthem.
them.
Thank you.
And it's good, too, the take down the CCP. It's an anthem.
He knows what he's doing.
He is creating a color revolution on the Chinese Communist Party, and he's well-funded.
And I think it's fun to watch, but I need to watch it from that perspective and not like, you know, Tucker Carlson, like, oh, most important, oh, no one's talking to this woman.
The social media is taking her accounts down.
Of course.
It doesn't matter who it is they do that.
That's a different issue.
Well, I don't believe for a minute that he's trying to take down the CCP. Oh, that's what he's told Miles Groh.
You better believe that.
Well, maybe.
That's the pitch.
The guy's a billionaire.
You know, he got money.
So why not?
Why wouldn't he?
Hey, I can take care of it.
I mean, granted, it seems to be just a...
You know, I don't want to use the word grifter.
Ah, it comes to mind, doesn't it?
But he's been in, you know, he was at the White House, and he's working for Trump, and then he wrote a book so he could make money off of working for Trump, and then slamming Trump, and he probably ghostwritten, wrote, we think he probably ghostwritten, or I think for sure he did the, what's the name of the walrus guy?
Bolton book.
Cuckoo, ca-choo!
Bolton, Bolton book.
And, um...
Yeah, and he's always wearing this outfit that looks like he should be standing on an open-air Jeep, painted kind of a camouflage, sand camouflage, like he's in the Saudi desert.
He's got that jacket with all the pockets.
Yeah, exactly.
The guy, I've come to the conclusion that somehow he has a piece of the action for the Seinfeld show.
He was a producer in Hollywood.
This guy is a hustler.
I don't believe he's serious about any of it except lining his own pockets.
I'm totally convinced.
I don't like him.
You're actually kind of like, well, you know, somehow he had his hooks in the bright bar.
How did that happen?
I mean, one thing after another after another.
And I've heard his speeches.
People should go out and listen to a whole Bannon speech.
It's very good.
But I think it's derivative.
Derivative.
He's taking his material from here and there, and he's putting it together, making a nice piece.
If this guy was really that into taking down the Chinese CCP, he'd already be dead.
Yeah.
Possibly.
Possibly.
I think he's probably working with the Chinese government, for all I know, just to grow to spend money.
That's quite the accusation.
I hadn't even considered that.
Now, I think he's...
There's some code of honor that he...
I mean, he's all in.
It's just...
What kind of code of honor is a guy who works for Trump, helps promote some of the Trump ideas and turns on him?
What kind of code of honor is this guy?
Who knows what...
That's wrestling to me.
Who knows what Banyan and Trump have worked out?
I've heard Trump say he's much better on the outside right now.
Yeah, because he's going after CCP at arm's length.
And he'll go, you know, he's going to do the whole forensic accounting analysis of companies and organizations.
I'm all for that.
He did this thing.
Name one name.
One name.
Give me one name.
I got no names.
Of course not.
Bannon looks like he should be hosting Yacht Rock on Sirius XM. Have you ever heard that channel?
Yacht Rock.
Yeah, it's like this channel for people of boats.
It's like Rupert Holmes, you know, Pina Colada song, a little Steely Dan.
It's what you kind of want to be blasting when you roll up the San Tropez.
Yeah, it's Yacht Rock.
He looks like he'd be perfect for that.
And meanwhile, I think it's Alicia Garza, who is one of the co-founders of Black Lives Matter, she has a secondary, probably tertiary, or God knows what comes after that.
Not much.
She has another non-profit, which, what is this thing called?
It's the Black Futures Lab.
The Black Futures Lab transforms black communities into constituencies that change the way power operates.
Yeah.
Locally, statewide, and nationally.
So in other words, she went out with her donation machine with her Black Lives Matter pitch and Marxist ideology behind it all, went up to a couple of rich people and said...
You know, I'd love to give you some money, but, you know, it's just not going to look good if I do it because you guys are kind of like Marxists.
You know that, right?
It's just, I've got another idea for you.
Well, actually, wow, that was here.
We just had a huge thunderclap.
It sounded like a thunderclap.
Look at it, it's still going.
It's another one.
You're getting a storm?
Could be Antifa.
No, she actually went to the Chinese Progressive Association, which is a complete CCP operation.
Wow.
She sold out to the Chinese government.
Yeah.
Let me read the rest of the description here.
That is pathetic.
The problems facing our communities are complex.
The solutions require experimentation, innovation, and political power.
We deserve elected officials that represent us, policies that improve our lives, and policies that reflect our lives.
Are you ready to join us?
Yeah.
Oh, it actually, she even says Black Futures Lab is a fiscally sponsored project, which means she has no P&L. We know that trick now.
Fiscally sponsored means you're on the P&L of the actual 501c3.
There's another one, boy, this is good.
And she says the Chinese Progressive Association.
Shoot, man, I'm sorry.
You know, I feel kind of bad.
Why didn't I look those guys up on GuideStar?
Let's take a quick look and look at their Form 990, see how much money they have.
Well, they've got plenty of money, and I'll bet you that it's all straight from China.
This is really a sellout.
They should investigate this woman.
She should be in front of one of the, oh, I'm sorry, the House committee.
So the Chinese Progressive Association in 2018, they haven't filed 19 yet, had gross receipts of $5,240,000.
Oh, that's minor.
You know, it's just, I mean, okay, underneath that we have the Chinatown People Progressive Association.
I mean, this is spread out.
You know how this works.
Oh yeah, that's what you do nowadays.
You put in all these different...
If you say you have $100 million, you look like you're greedy.
No, no, no.
Let's have 20 operations.
Yeah, we can't have that curry thinking that we're doing something over here, damn it.
Each with 5 million.
Well, maybe we can even do more than that.
So, this is now blatantly out in the open, but we know exactly, we've discussed so many times, who Black Lives Matter, who is run by, who the foundations are run by, the former radicals from the 60s.
Rosenberg and what's the other guy who ran the workshop?
I mean, it's nothing new.
It's the same people.
But then you actually partner up with the Chinese Progressive Association for another black charity that you've come up with.
The Chinese Communist Party.
You're not even your own operation.
You're just taking money.
That they decide is good for you.
It's like, ah.
It's very, very, very annoying.
Which we might as well...
Gosh, I just realized that the most important clip I had for today, I don't seem to have.
Crap.
Well, we'll have to do it live.
We'll have to do it live.
We're going to have to do it live.
So let's go from Black Lives Matter to their partners, Antifa.
Antifa Black Bloc, the peaceful protesters.
Let's go to Clackamas County.
Clackamas.
Clackamas County, Oregon.
These are great.
People doing these city council meetings is just fantastic.
Because you can see they don't realize...
Their expressions.
And they're on camera the whole time.
I think they let their guard down.
And they really don't see how much information they're giving us just by not Just by looking into their camera.
So they have a representative from the sheriff's department, and he's talking about arsonists in Clackamas County.
And you can see there's one guy who really is worried, and he's like, oh, we've got to do something.
But you see in the left...
John, you look at the woman and without even having started the video, I went, she's the Karen.
She's the Karen.
She had the look.
She had the hair.
She had everything.
And she's the one pushing back on doing anything because she's not just the Karen.
She's the shill.
She's the operative.
It's her job to derail this.
Again, a disgusting display.
There's reports of, and this is not specific to an area, but all over the county, both outlying and even closer into town, of people of extremist groups staging gas cans for later destruction.
And equally concerning is there are reports of...
People from other extremist groups.
It's not confirmed Antifa, but suspected Antifa.
This is more specific to the Estacada area.
Reports and sightings of people armed with chainsaws.
And the goal was to follow telephone poles in hopes of starting further fires.
I'm not sure I understand when you say gas cans, staging gas cans.
This is the Karen.
Could you give a little more information about that?
Well, specifically staging full gas cans in sort of concealed type areas to later be used by themselves or other members of their groups to initiate the starting of further fires.
Yeah, but this is some media thing.
I mean...
There's another council member, a Ken, a Karen and a Ken.
This is just a media thing.
I mean...
It hasn't been confirmed, so...
No, no, no.
That part is not.
But the Antifa part, there have been reliable sightings and reports.
Not confirmed, but...
I mean, it's pretty specific.
Being armed with chainsaws, following telephone poles in the hopes of starting further fires.
Yeah, yeah.
After hearing that from Captain Smith here, I'm inclined, Jim, we've got to make an appeal to the governor to call in the National Guard.
I'd be happy to call the governor.
And here comes Karen.
Oh, no, we can't have the National Guard.
That would mean Trump is doing so.
We have to ask Trump.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
National Guard.
I'd be happy to call the governor.
Yeah, can I just ask a clarifying question?
Because I want to make sure we aren't over-exaggerating the situation.
I think law enforcement has the best handle on when we would need to call in reinforcements or call in for the National Guard.
So could you give us some insight onto that?
And it just went on and on.
No, there's nothing.
It's a myth.
It's not true.
It just goes on and on and on.
It goes on and on.
Media hype.
Mimi's involved in this stuff.
Up north is the same kind of thing.
Well, good.
Then you can send this clip to her.
Go ahead.
Well, she ended up on the planning commission and now she...
It turns out That you can kind of really be subversive on the Planning Commission if you're trying to make things, you know, improve things from these do-nothings that run everything else.
And this has actually been quite entertaining.
Unfortunately, it means that I have to suffer.
Why?
Because you have to watch?
No, because I have to listen to every gruesome detail of every scheme and complaint and every a-hole that's on all these commissions and all these Karens that are out there and what they look like and how they interact with everybody.
Believe me, it's ugly.
Sometimes in the workplace...
Colleagues do things for each other.
And I want to take advantage of this moment to tell you that I am personally going to call Mimi tomorrow.
And I will drain her of whatever details she needs to discuss.
That's interesting you'd say that.
Because my experience with women, with a little more length than yours, is they can say the same thing to 10 different people.
Yeah.
Okay, man.
I was just trying to hook a brother up.
But it's fine.
I think it would be great.
At least maybe it's possible to talk her out.
I don't know.
I've never experienced it or seen it.
If you don't hear from me by Saturday evening, then you should send help that we know.
So, combining all this.
Combining Black Lives Matter.
Combining Antifa.
Combining fires being set.
Arson.
China!
China!
I go to Department of Defense Secretary Mark Esper, who is...
This was, again, for...
This is like another one of those internal presentations, but it's very important for all branches of the military.
This is the clip I didn't clip, but I'm doing it live because it's really important.
It's an honor to join you for this year's Air, Space, and Cyberspace Conference.
Yeah, I'm trying to make it better.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's worth it if we get this going.
Okay, stop.
Oh, it's the mixer is down.
Stupid.
Okay.
I can make this happen.
I can make it happen, bro.
Live!
Shit, why is it louder?
Why is this not louder?
I'm going to have to amplify that shit.
Okay, here we go.
Can you hear it at all?
You can hear something, right?
No.
Okay, hold on.
This is horrible.
Blast this shit.
Unmatched power and unyielding vigilance across the globe.
As we look toward the next seven decades and beyond, emerging technologies are fundamentally altering the character of warfare.
Our air, space, and cyber personnel will be at the forefront of tomorrow's high-end fight.
In the years ahead, wars will be fought not just on land and sea, as they have for thousands of years, or in the air as they have for the past century, but also in outer space and cyberspace in unprecedented ways.
Preparing for this requires modernizing our force for high-intensity conflict.
It requires strengthening our network of allies and partners.
And it requires expanding our warfighting capabilities across all five of these domains.
In this era of great power competition, we cannot take for granted the United States' long-held advantages.
The Air Force, in particular, has maintained uncontested air superiority for decades with persistent intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance, and precision airstrikes anytime, anywhere.
However, our near-peer rivals, China and Russia, seek to erode our long-standing dominance in air power through long-range fires, anti-axis aerial denial systems, and other asymmetric capabilities designed to counter our strengths.
Meanwhile, in space, Moscow and Beijing have turned a once peaceful arena into a warfighting domain.
They have weaponized space through killer satellites, directed energy weapons, and more.
Directed energy weapons, which I have been scoffed at and laughed over for a decade.
Now, the Secretary of Defense says China and Russia have killer satellites and are using directed energy weapons, which could easily scorch a couple of places in Portland where it's already messed up.
As you pointed out, why not Canada?
Nothing going on up there.
Is that climate change free?
I've never said anything about Canada.
Yeah, you've made a good point about Canada.
There's no fires there.
Why are there no fires?
Most of the fires are on the West Coast.
So there's an admission and acknowledgement of directed energy weapons from space and that they've weaponized it.
They didn't say...
His reference to directed energy weapons was within the discussion of satellite to satellite, you know, taking one satellite out, the space wars.
The way I heard it, he wasn't talking about people firing down at us.
Oh, okay.
So we're all really nice and we'll just shoot the satellites?
We'll never shoot down to the Earth?
Come on!
There's not enough juice in one of those satellites to get any density and the energy.
It's just not going to happen.
Okay.
At least, that's fine.
Can we at least agree that directed energy weapons are a thing?
They exist.
Thank you.
I think that's a little bigger than you want it to sound like, but I think that's a huge deal that that admission is out there.
Well, I didn't think that was a new thing.
Sorry.
It's something that I've been called a crackpot over for a long time.
I mean, I don't think directed energy weapons are a well-known phenomenon.
I mean, it's something that's been done.
It's been invented.
Your thing is specific to the fact that they're shooting down and blowing up little towns in the United States and leaving a house or two just so they can laugh at us.
Oh, look at that.
No, no.
No, the Chinese are funding a portion of Black Lives Matter.
They're behind the coronavirus.
They're everywhere.
And now, just to make it a little bit worse, their number one enemy, President Trump, they're going to start fires everywhere.
I mean, it's not that far-fetched anymore.
But okay, now it's just a bunch of really smart politicians.
Right?
They've got it all figured out.
No, it's a bunch of punks going up, driving up and down the freeway lighting fires.
No, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
It's climate change!
Here's Gavin Newsom.
Just think, in the last few weeks...
Alone, we've experienced the hottest August in California history.
We had 14,000 dry lightning strikes over a three-day period.
We're experiencing temperatures, world record-breaking temperatures in the state of California, 130 degrees, arguably the hottest recorded temperature in the history of mankind.
No!
I have that clip!
You have the clip of what?
I had that clip like a month ago showing that Palm Springs, a hundred years ago, beat that record.
That record's not the record.
It was 139 or 134.
Yeah, do you remember what that clip would have been called?
Because I couldn't find it.
Palm Springs?
No.
Could be Palm Springs, could be Temperature, could be Record.
I don't know.
Record.
Record.
I'll look for it when we play the rest of him.
But it's been...
If you look it up on the Wikipedias, you get...
What did I see?
It was like 137 in Death Valley in 1913 or something like that.
Yeah, there we go.
State of California, 130 degrees.
Yeah, it was Death Valley.
Yeah, Death Valley.
Arguably the hottest recorded temperature in the history of mankind.
History of mankind!
Not just, can you turn your speakers down on time?
Not just California, the history of all mankind.
Bullshit!
In the state of California, just a few weeks ago.
We had 121 degree temperatures in L.A. County.
Burbank Airport, 114 degrees.
It was 103 degrees in one part of the state of California at 3 in the morning.
You've seen the images now strewn across the rest of the globe.
These orange glows, the quarter-inch thick snow that is these ashes that are flying hundreds of miles.
For some reason...
Man, I'm coming back really loud from you.
I don't know why.
Nothing's changed.
Well, you probably turned it up when we were...
I turned it down a second ago, and now it's louder.
I don't know how that works.
Okay, I'll just turn up the gate.
...away from these fires, fires that we are experiencing, North California, 800 miles down the southern part.
North California?
Near the border of Mexico.
He's a wreck!
It's unbelievable.
Well, he admitted in that same press conference that they have stopped doing fire prevention about a decade ago, longer.
Now, the other accusation is that this is federal land and it should be Trump who does that?
Since when?
That 60% of it is federal land?
I'm just telling you what I hear the argument is.
I don't know if it's true, so I'm asking.
Well, I'd have to look into that argument.
I don't think that's true, but it's possible.
It's possible, and that would be a good excuse.
Would you like to hear a guy who just lost his job?
Yes.
Well, no, but yes.
Are you familiar with Judd Apatow?
Yeah, I know this story.
For me, I think what I perceive as more chilling is a corporate type of censorship that people don't really notice, which is a lot of these giant corporate entities have business with...
You know, countries around the world, Saudi Arabia or China.
And they're just not going to criticize them.
And they're not going to let their shows criticize them.
Or they're not going to air documentaries that go deep into truthful areas because they just make so much money.
So while we're all going, you know, can we say this joke or not say that joke?
On a much bigger level, they have just completely shut down critical content about human rights abuses in China.
And I think that's much scarier.
You're talking about global conglomerates that say, we still need to be able to sell a version of this in China, and so we're not even going to accept this in what's already being greenlit, let alone something that's more provocative.
Or dies in the pitch phase.
Hey, I want to write a movie about the concentration camps in China.
I mean, he's using this dumb example.
Write a movie about someone who escapes.
No one would buy the pitch.
Instead of us doing business with China and that leading to China becoming more free, what has happened is a place like China has bought our silence with their money.
And that's the carrot side.
You said there's only four endings.
Yeah.
But in foreign policy, there's really only two tools.
And you know the other one.
The stick.
The stick.
Yeah.
Well, there's no stick lately.
I mean, we haven't even heard about the stick in a long time.
The stick would be a situation like the interview.
Yeah, because we do need a movie that says, hey, people are being mistreated in North Korea.
And so the aftermath of that might be that if you wanted to pitch that today, nobody would ever consider it.
But what is the result of that is we never wake up our country or the world through art or satire that people are being mistreated in our country or other countries.
And so that's very dangerous.
Goodbye.
You won't be working again, my friend.
Is he that naive?
Maybe he's just like, you know what?
How about this?
How about some people, current company included, just don't hold back.
Now, we have...
Little economic issues to fear about because we can't technically get, you know, canceled because, you know, of our entire model.
And no one, really no one cares about us.
We don't matter to the world at large.
But I think doctors, lots of people are starting to say, I have to talk now.
And if that means I lose my job, I lose my job.
And Hollywood's in deep trouble, i.e.
China.
The Tenet was going to be the big box office Bonanza, IMAX. Woo!
It did like 30 million in its opening weekend.
No one's going to the movie theaters.
Hollywood's dead now.
Oh, did you see the American Country Music Awards last night?
Well, I saw Carrie Underwood playing every other singer, I guess they couldn't get to come, to a huge...
The Grand Ole Opry, the new one, which is not the other one it was called, I can't remember.
But the new Grand Ole Opry is a monster.
It's a monster palace, dead empty.
It looked like...
It was creepy.
It looked like rehearsal.
The whole show looked like rehearsal.
Yeah, it was one giant rehearsal that people were expected to watch.
It was very uninspired, unexciting, and creepy.
I haven't seen the ratings yet, but you know that's got a...
Yeah, you're right.
There was no energy, no fire, no spark.
Who cares?
You're standing...
What's the name?
Blake Shelton's ex-wife...
She's in the blue bonnet of the blue bell with no one, not a single person.
The empty bar.
She was in different locations.
Oh, my God.
The cameraman.
So it's the Grand Ole Opry, completely empty.
They had lights, kind of like a futuristic, dystopian future in every seat because you're just a thousand points of light.
Like something from Star Trek.
Oh, we turned our people into light bulbs.
Can they be retrieved?
Can we turn them back into people?
Reverse the transporter.
And then the cameramen who were filming this desolate situation had masks on!
Had masks on!
The whole thing.
And tell me about this, because as we know, I am not the sports guy.
Tell me about the Big Ten and the ratings for the NFL. I mean, I think this has also completely been poisoned, poisoned by this whole, you know, like the NBA, just poisoned with messaging that sports fans don't want to hear at that moment.
Well, I'm sure the Vote family is happy about it, but for that said...
I don't have any numbers on the...
I tried to watch a little NFL because I just wanted to see a couple of things I was interested in.
Mm-hmm.
And it turns out that I wasn't interested in really actually even watching a game.
There was something missing because there is an interaction between the audience and the teams.
And that energy is missing and it seems to be a big deal.
I mean, you can have fake noise.
I mean, the baseball guys are doing the best.
And of course, the Oakland A's are playing the best because they've always played the empty stadiums.
So they're good to go.
But except for them, the rest of this has been just, it's low energy.
It's the energy that's missing.
And I think you saw the same thing in those Country Music Awards.
You could fake it as best you can, but it's like just a glorified rehearsal.
It's really interesting.
There really is something, too.
There is something behind an audience.
That's why when you go to a Broadway play and there's no audience there, the actors can't perform.
They can't get it together.
They can't pull it together.
There's so many small things that technically can be different, that can make a huge difference.
And I think having an audience is a...
There's no technicality, really, in the live show business because it all happens on stage.
There's no reason for it.
There's no reason to have an audience in the modern era when you need to have television cameras and it's going out over the air.
Right.
Yet, without it, without it, the TV show sucks.
Joe called me yesterday morning.
It's canned laughter.
Now we have a canned audience in the baseballs and football stadiums.
So Joe called me yesterday.
And he says, hey man, we need to do a do-over.
And he started apologizing.
I said, no, no, I apologize because I was also completely focused on a couple things I wanted to talk about and I didn't read the room right and, you know, it took us three hours to get started.
But we both agreed.
The biggest problem we had is that we weren't using headphones.
He said, man, the headphones, it made me act completely differently.
Yeah.
And I said that.
I believe this is true.
Yeah.
Now, you liked it.
You thought it was dynamite, but I think it really screwed up the whole kind of conversation.
Well, it made probably both of you uncomfortable if you've never done it.
I mean, I've not only done it before I started doing it on the podcast, because I first had the experience.
I've told the story before.
Tell it again, because I kind of forgot it.
I was floating around doing it on a book tour for my telecom book or one of the big giant books out of the big fat book.
Oh yeah, with the star on it.
Instant bestseller.
Yes, instant bestseller.
It was beautiful.
So I had a publicist that sent me around the country and then I went to Canada and I went to Vancouver, BC to do the Bill Goods show.
And this was during an era in the late 80s where people thought tech was cool and they wanted to talk to people because they didn't know what a hard disk was.
It was that long ago.
It was a while back.
But I did the Bill Goods show and I've done it.
I've done radio in college and I did other stuff.
So the Bill Goods show was no headphones.
And it was like you were going to do the show with no headphones.
It's a radio show so you can put headphones on.
What difference does it make?
And it's fun to have headphones on because you can talk like this.
Yeah, maybe.
So, I did this show, the free air technique.
And Bill Good didn't like headphones at all, and he didn't like his guests having them, because he just wanted to talk to you.
He talked into the mic, but you'd hear him from where he's talking, not through the headphones.
And you get used to it after about an hour.
You go, eh, it's kind of cool.
And so I started doing it.
It turns out that there's some freedom to it, but...
I think if you just did it cold, the first time you do it is a little off-putting, especially if you've been doing headphones like Joe Rogan has forever.
And from you, you've never done free air.
No, no.
No.
I watched the show, I thought it was much more natural.
I like the look of it better, because you don't have big cans on people's heads, which is like, why are you even putting this on a video if you're going to do that?
Yeah.
If you watch video on TV, nobody's wearing headphones.
They're not doing headphones.
They're wearing a lavalier mic.
They don't even have a big fat mic in front of them.
And for people who didn't pick up on this yet, and we do have a lot of new people, John doesn't wear headphones on the show.
I cannot imagine doing this show without headphones.
I can't imagine doing any kind of work like this without headphones.
In fact, without headphones and without hearing aids, I can't hear shit.
And the hearing aids thing, by the way, one of the good reasons not to wear headphones is because you only hear about this when you're in college and you're wearing headphones, but they make you deaf.
What?
Not as bad as earbuds, but it's really hard on your ears.
What?
Gavin McGinnis, founder of the Proud Boys, had a very interesting response to my appearance.
Joe Rogan gave me a shout-out last night.
He had, I think Adam Curry invented the podcast, apparently.
He is the podfather.
The podfather?
He's a fucking retard.
So Joe made it his first guest, and the guy, he doesn't understand anything, and he has an irritating twitch.
Okay, so Gavin picked up on my Tourette syndrome, and of course he picked up that I'm a fucking retard, which is really, it's interesting that he said, I think he was mad that he wasn't a guest or something, and I was the wrong first guest.
I don't know what his deal is.
The reason you were the first guest, I might remind people, is because you're in Austin.
This is the Austin studio just opening, and you had a lot to do with helping Joe transition to Austinian life.
Yes.
So you're a logical first guest.
What does McGinnis got?
What is his thing?
I don't know.
His thing is apparently putting a dildo up his butt on camera.
That's all I could find out about him.
He did that?
Oh, yeah.
That's classy.
I got nothing against him.
I think the Proud Boys probably...
I don't know.
It seems like a nice bunch of guys to hang out with.
Yeah, right.
I don't know, Gavin.
But yes, I do have an irritating twitch.
And because I've now spoken about this...
Well, I've been doing it for years openly on the show.
But on Rogan, it had some impact.
So now I've been invited on the Tourette podcast.
Who knew?
There's a Tourette podcast?
Oh yeah!
I'm sure it's at podcastindex.org.
That's got to have huge numbers.
Well, you might be interested in the most recent episode, and I will go.
Of course, I'd love to be interviewed.
I think it's sponsored by the Tourette Society of America.
There's a whole club of people that I belong to.
I am a victim.
This is my card.
I'm playing it, Gavin.
I'm playing my victim card, man.
And on this episode, short clip, he had this guy.
Talk about strikes.
Guy has Tourette's.
He's British.
He's gay.
And he's a sommelier.
Okay.
Oh, brother.
Wow!
I'm shocked.
Shocked to find Tourette's is going on in here.
So, this is a great conversation.
And I learned something about myself, which kind of fits in with what you've always said about the OCD. And I was blown away.
37 seconds.
This guy, I forgot his name.
But so he's got this, not even a trifecta, he's got four things going for him.
And apparently he's quite successful as a sommelier.
And here's what he had to say about TS. We have an acronym.
I'm suffering from TS, man.
People who have Tourette's Syndrome.
when they find something that they seriously enjoy doing, and it's kind of that really big passion, because we have so much excess energy that would otherwise go into those ticks, it diverts itself straight and redirects itself straight into whatever that passion is.
And so we end up putting all that extra focus and all that extra energy into that one thing, which just completely sets us apart from everyone else.
We just raise the bar because all that energy goes into fulfilling our goal.
The messaging that I'm putting out across all these articles, it's Tourette's syndrome is not a weakness, it's a superpower.
Exactly!
Superpower!
This makes so much sense.
No wonder I can't gain weight.
So much energy.
I spend twice as much energy as people with these ticks.
That's actual energy that it costs.
And when I'm doing something that I'm really interested in, like the show or preparation or studying, I can completely get into the zone.
It makes nothing but sense.
I never thought of it from that perspective.
Yeah.
And it's a superpower.
But that reminds me of other people I know that have Tourette's.
I know a lot of people that have Tourette's.
I'm kind of a...
What is it?
You're a Tourette's attractor.
No, what's the thing on the gay list?
The sympathizer?
Like gaydar, you mean?
Tourette's dar?
No, no.
There's TT... What is it?
LBGT... Oh, LGBTQIAPK+. There's one in there.
It's Associates.
What is it called?
Allies?
Allies!
I'm a Tourette's ally.
And so I have a bunch of different people I know that have Tourette's, and of course I can see it.
I'm very adept at that.
And the other one I know, which is John Brockman, that is extremely successful as a literary agent, has really, really bad Tourette's.
What kind of Tourette's?
The head jerking a mile over to the right and the mouth going.
But he doesn't have the talking Tourette's.
There's none of the cussing.
He's just a runner just jerking all over the place.
But he is extremely successful.
And really one of the nicest guys I've ever known.
And he's just loaded with Tourette's.
It's unbelievable.
He's the first guy I knew that had it so bad that it was hard to look at him.
And the story is the same.
It all starts around seven.
It's boys, mainly boys.
There are some women.
Of course, but far less women have it.
Yeah, and these guys are talking about severe pain in their necks from all the tics, and they can't get this.
I don't have that.
I mean, I'm really low on the spectrum.
Oh, you're a minor.
And I'm worried.
For your podcaster.
Well, yes.
By the way, that sommelier, he has a show on Amazon Prime.
You can watch him do the whine.
On Amazon Prime.
Did you slop it all over the place?
I don't know.
But I figured there's some interesting wine talk in this particular episode.
I can see a sommelier with...
I would probably prefer...
I mean, good sommelier.
It depends.
There's two different things you look for in a sommelier.
If you can find a guy with one of those super palates that has too many sensors on his tongue and he can taste things that you can't taste, that's one thing.
You'd like to find that guy.
Another type is a guy with a long memory.
He can kind of memorize everything he's ever drunk.
And he...
I can do that a little bit, but not like guys that really know how to do it.
But a guy who's a neat freak, who can really keep track of these things, would be a great sommelier, too.
I think this guy would probably be a dynamite sommelier.
So, I think Tourette ally is not right.
I mean, if you think of fag hag, I think Tourette tart.
Tourette tart.
That's it.
I'm a Tourette hag.
Tourette tart.
I think Tourette tart is better.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C and take down the CCP, John C. Dvorak!
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry, also in the morning of all boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, the dames and the knights out.
Hey, in the morning to all of the trolls in the troll room.
You can find them at noagendastream.com.
Now, you can listen to the stream when you're there.
It's on that page.
You don't have to log into the troll room, but you are missing out if you don't.
Let's have a troll count.
Hands up, trolls!
Let's see what we have.
We've got...
Whoa!
Talk about that count.
Wait, did it come back?
1403.
Ugh.
We're down.
Down 97.
COVID's down.
We're down.
The COVID chart, the real one, showing the deaths and hospitalizations, which is down to nothing.
Meaning the whole thing's over.
I think our COVID's over.
No, I think it's over everywhere.
But not on CNN. Keep it rolling.
Not on Australia.
Well, no.
Victoria.
Victoria.
They've got two cases today.
Oh, no, we've got two cases.
What are we going to do?
We're all going to die.
And I wonder if they have the same incentives for the cases, all that money, hundreds of thousands of dollars per case.
I wonder if that's the same.
In the morning, too.
So it's noagendastream.com, in case I forgot.
And it's always good.
I don't care if it's one troll.
No, actually, you have to have at least two trolls for it to be a troll room.
And...
We love you, trolls.
And thank you for your time, your talent, and your treasure.
That is what we're all about here with our Value for Value model.
You either supply your time, your talent, or your treasure, and we love returning that to you in the best podcast in the universe.
So we'd also like to thank our artist, Mike Riley, who brought a piece of art that was so beautiful.
This was episode 1277, Insurrectious.
And we talked about a new sport to replace every other stupid sport that isn't captured by some kind of politically correct action group.
And we came up with Roller Derby, and he came up with his beautiful piece, the No Agenda Slammers.
Just fantastic.
I got a lot of mail.
Roller Derby has a big presence in Austin.
There's a league.
There's all kinds of stuff going on.
Yeah, you mentioned that.
Yeah, no, but I got emails from people.
Hey, man!
Are they giving you free tickets to the High Rollers booth?
Yeah, I'm getting that.
I also learned there's a Bitcoin mining operation right outside of Austin.
I'm going to go take a look at that.
But yeah, this was a great piece.
Did we look at others that we liked in particular?
Yeah, you know, there was nothing that'd compete with it, really.
You had a note.
I actually thought most of the pieces were kind of, you know, they were struggling.
These artists were struggling on this show.
You had a note about something, and you said you would write it down.
Yeah.
And would you read that back to us now?
Well, I don't know where I wrote it.
That's the problem.
Okay.
Let's see.
There may have been something there I was going to bitch about.
There's a lot of comic strip blogger, free comic strip blogger.
I don't know what that was about.
I still never did find out.
Nah, it's not important.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're right.
The one that you, the one I liked the most was the, okay.
I just had to go back a page.
There's a couple interesting pieces.
There's the Build Back Better Back to the Future by Correct the Record, which was a nice piece of thinking, well, we could use that.
That's a little more evergreen.
Then I like the, since I think cheesecake is always a good idea, I'm old school.
So they had a woman's feet.
Ah, this was my issue.
This was my issue.
But then Adam says, I don't know, she's got ugly feet.
No, I said she does not have sexy feet, and then you said she's got cankle potential.
And that was it.
And the whole point of this was the proximity.
You brought it to my attention.
I was all for using the piece.
But then you came up with, you know, they're not sexy feet.
I didn't say it like that.
No, it's not a sexy foot.
Well, it could have been a sexier foot.
Yes!
And it would have been chosen.
It would have been chosen if it was a sexier foot.
Do better.
Build better feet, people.
Yeah, build back better feet.
So that was, I was going to actually push that into the fore, because I just thought it was, because of the thing, again, I said it before, cheesecake is the old term for it.
It was super cheesy.
Using a woman's image of any sort, it gets attention.
It just does, and people don't want to believe it, but I know it works.
But so we went with the art, actual real art somebody did.
Yeah.
So I'm thinking, well, that's probably good enough.
But, you know, you know.
So we very much appreciate, of course...
The work done by Mike Riley and everyone else, thank you so much for submitting.
I know people have a good time doing this, so I think that's also pretty important.
And they love the abuse.
They love artist abuse, which is the only way we learn.
I like about Riley's piece.
On her chest, you can vaguely see the No Agenda logo with the microphone.
Oh, yeah.
And it was a dynamite.
Just everything was good.
It had action.
It had power.
He also had the kind of typography, which is the kind of grunge typography that's attractive in certain situations, and this would be one of them.
It was perfect.
And again, lots of comments.
So noagendaartgenerator.com, thank you for your time, for your talent, and now let's...
I'm going to say, give these artists too much attention, we're going to get nothing.
No, I think it only gets better.
Yeah, okay, we'll see.
After all, you're in charge.
I'm not in charge.
We both agree.
This is a veto-ish with two votes on the art.
We have to get total agreement or we don't pick it.
It was suggested to me.
Sorry.
Suggested to me that for the new listeners, and we have, I think, quite a few, including the Roganites, how exactly does the donation segment work?
And it's important because people are saying, hey, man, you didn't read my note, you didn't play my jingles.
For brevity, as it's known, to keep things within check, And it's also a promise.
It's a great feedback mechanism.
You send us a note.
We're going to read you your note if you're an associate executive producer or an executive producer.
So that's $200 or above and $300 and above.
Everything else is if we have time for it, if we can pick it out.
We're always trying to catch little personal things, but there's just no guarantee.
Rarely jingles.
No, pretty much no.
You put a $50 donation in and ask for 10 jingles.
You know, it's crazy.
It's not happening.
It doesn't matter.
It's no time.
Yes, we have a cutoff at $50.
Let's go back in history so they understand the history.
We used to read all the notes.
$10, $15, $20, $400.
And then a bunch of people would send us a $5 donation with war and peace.
They'd write a 30-page essay.
Okay.
And so we just said, look, we're not going to read these anymore.
The show is being ruined by reading all these notes.
The show was half reading $10 notes and people's personal grievances.
And so then we cut it off at $200.
And we could cut off everything, but no, we still read your name from $50 up.
But that's all you get.
You get your name right.
And that's not because we're assholes.
It's because we don't have time to read all these notes.
Today we have a lot of notes to read that are all executive and associate executive producers because we had a good day.
Yeah, but I'd like to say that it also puts a very fair value-for-value feedback mechanism in place.
When people really have something they want to say, they know how they can say it.
And that's valuable to them, and it's valuable to us.
So it works both ways.
It's a perfect system.
It's perfect.
It is.
You can't get it any better.
Take that, Banyan.
Yeah, well, here we go.
And let's start with Alexander Trebus in Geel, Belgium.
Geel.
I'm sorry.
Geel.
Geel?
Geel, which is yellow.
Geel.
Yellow Belgium.
Yeah.
Yes.
$1,000.
He came with $1,000.
What?
And now, trying to find a note from him, it's like pulling teeth.
I've got three things.
He's got messages.
I try to subscribe.
But his messages are all about the fact that the blog is down and you can't subscribe to the newsletter currently for a couple of days now, even though dvorak.org slash NA still works, so that's not a problem.
And he just says...
I was able to make the transfer by MasterCard, my first digits, and he goes on, I don't care about your MasterCard number, believe me.
And then he says, and he's going on about, can't do this, can't get on the donation thing.
He said, I've been a douchebag.
This is part of his note.
I've been a douchebag and I want to make it up to you.
September 18th, I have my 60th birthday.
We'll put him up on the birthday list.
He's not on it.
September 18th will be my 60th, and I would like to sign up for a full knighthood.
Well, you're an insta-knight.
Yeah.
Because you guys really are the best in the universe, please tell me an easy way to contact you.
He says in a note that's contacting me.
I'm not going to condemn the Belgians, but...
Although the Dutch are shaking their heads.
Well, he's a Dutchman living in Belgium.
What's the date of his birthday?
September 18th.
Okay.
And how old will he be?
Do we know?
60.
60.
Okay.
Gotcha.
He says he's a master of darkness.
Hope to hear from you soon.
You have all done before Thursday.
Well, I couldn't find this note because it was mixed up with the complaining about not being able to sign up for the newsletter.
But we'll put you on, give you a knighting whenever you want it.
Just give us a name.
We can just knight you today as Sir Alex Trebus.
But I'm going to, well, I think we can put that off.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Do you agree with me?
Yes, yeah, yeah.
And I was just looking to see.
I don't have any other messages from him either, so that's what we got.
Okay, and well, thank you very much.
And welcome.
Welcome, citizen.
Welcome, citizen.
Yeah, I look forward to...
So we're going to wait for him to give us a name, right?
So we can do a proper knighting.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I think that's fine.
He'll be happy.
He gets a little more attention.
Yes.
Meanwhile, Anonymous in Indiana comes in with another $1,000.
And he actually sent a long note.
Well, not long, but it's handwritten, so it might as well be.
That's not that long.
Greetings from Indianapolis.
I've been meaning to...
It's handwritten.
Meaning to donate again for far too long.
Adam and John, thank you so much for being my source of sanity during these times and seemingly in short supply.
As for...
As far as I'm concerned, you two are some of the only real heroes during all of this nonsense.
Wow, that's quite a compliment.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, he's got REAL in all caps.
It takes guts and amazing commitment to keep doing what you two do.
Yeah, I guess.
Hungry, hunger is motivational, shelter...
If we didn't do this with some appreciation, I think it would be harder.
Oh yeah.
My job and my family, and if Adam didn't have Tourette's, it would be no show.
My job and my family's well-being have not been negatively impacted by stay-at-home orders other than trying to keep my smoking hot wife sane while being home around our three young human resources all day.
As such, I decided that instead of letting my Trump change stimulus check burn a hole in my pocket, I should pass some of it along and become an insta-night for the best podcasts in the universe.
Thank you, Trump.
Perhaps there are other producers who also have some Trump change.
Now, I'm interested, is this from the original stimulus?
Yeah, I think it's a $1,200 check.
I was wondering, could I wonder if Indiana took up the unemployment extension?
Well, that's different.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
The Trump change was the flat-out check and my daughter got one.
Right.
Just a check in a bank account.
Christina got one in Rotterdam.
Wow.
Uh-huh.
Buying votes, Trump?
Well, first of all, that was not Trump.
That was the United States Congress who voted that.
And second of all, have you ever tried to cash a U.S. Treasury check overseas?
Yeah.
You might as well roll up your joint with that.
It's not easy.
Man.
Still floating around.
Anyways, anybody that has Trump change still floating around that they could pass along to are deserving duo of podcasting heroes.
Frontline workers we are.
Yep.
Please dub me and you need...
I think I wrote this.
Sir Andrew the Polack Warrior.
Sir Andrew the Polack Warrior Go Podcasting.
Does he want anything at the round table?
Nope.
Okay.
All right.
So you're good to go there.
Wow, man.
Thank you...
Thank you very much, Sir Andrew.
See you at the round table.
It's cool.
Very cool.
One word with Philip Veenstra in Chatham, Illinois.
34567.
Dear John and Adam, it's been no jingles, no karma.
That's a plus.
It's been a long time since my last producership.
My eldest daughter's 15th birthday is September 26th.
She's on the list.
Please add her to the list.
She's on the list.
I know it's early, but I will forget if I don't do it now.
She missed her 9th grade year on campus due to COVID, which is crap.
Also, call out Big E as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
My previously mentioned daughter was the first baby he ever held.
Oh, how times have changed.
Love and light, Phil from Chatham.
P.S. Wishing Farmer Garrick a fruitful year and bounty.
Sounds to me like, did Philip just say, hey man, the first human baby you ever held in your arms was mine and you can't even donate to the show?
Yeah, I like the connection.
I like it too.
Very good.
Well done, Philip.
Neil Timmermans next in Raleigh, North Carolina, 333.33.
Very popular.
Thanks to my brother David for hitting me in the mouth earlier this year.
Big fan of your Rona coverage through 2020.
The media is the enemy of good people everywhere.
Thank you for your courage.
Thank you for yours, Neil.
Read Matt Whiffen, and I'll see if I can find Bobby Curiel's email.
Sure thing.
Matt Whiffen, 3333, from Melbourne, the hotspot, the Rona Central of Down Under, Victoria.
In the morning, John and Adam, coming in with a back-to-back all-threes donation, although the exchange rate with the U.S. and our Pacific Peso is doing me no favors, yes, but we do, of course, recognize.
I mean, one of these days, the Dollarets from Australia, If you donate $333, basically it's a knighthood.
I mean, it's going to be crazy how much money you'll have to donate.
Thanks for the double trump.
Most appreciated.
Our curfew has been relaxed, so now we get to stay out until 9 p.m.
rather than 8 p.m.
Oh, yippee-ki-yay!
And we get two hours of exercise a day.
Still only one person per household allowed to go out to the shops a day.
Who knows if the insane targets for infections will be met so that we can go back to the next level of easing.
You can catch up with five people.
That's easing by the end of 5th of October.
Thanks for keeping on, keeping on.
Cheers, Matt.
Matt, again, I think you should just get it over with and get started with the tests are faulty and start pushing people to talk about the PCR tests and the data and how they're holding it back.
And you have the whole template.
Instead of waiting another six months until it's your turn to say, hey, You guys did this on fraudulent data.
Try and start it now.
That would be my recommendation.
And in the meantime, thank you so much, Matt, for your support.
Well, I'm coming up blanks for anyone with the last name Curiel.
And I'm looking under donations.
I'm pretty sure I saw this come in.
Let me do a quick scan.
Oh, yes.
People who are new to the donation segment, it's always...
Definitely there are ways to find...
Definitely ways you can find the...
The form on the PayPal to put your note in, but you can always send a backup to me and John.
Of course, and then Eric gets two copies and he gets irked about that.
Well, I don't care.
We pay him handsomely for this.
He's a handsome man.
Handsomely, I tell you.
I don't have Bobby Curiel, but somehow I do remember an email from Bobby Curiel.
Or maybe he's donated before, I guess.
The problem is he's not using a name with his name in it, and he's not putting in quotes his name.
I mean, that's what happens.
People have, you know, 45663 Bill, and his name is Bobby Curiel.
And you can't look him up because you don't have their initial...
So he's going to have to send it.
I have only one email.
I have only one email from him.
And it's not under donation either.
The other thing is you put donation in the subject line.
It helps quite a bit finding some of these lost emails.
Well, the last time we heard from him that I have on record was June 6th.
So I do know he's donated before.
And we're sorry, Bobby.
Send in a note.
You've sent it before.
Send it again so we can try and work this out.
And thank you for your support.
And when you run into the...
Oh, wait a minute.
Here's a note.
He's in Pahala, Hawaii.
I believe so.
And he's got his email there.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Well, read the next one.
I'll try looking it up under that exact email.
It says Madison, Missouri.
333, Toby Trichel from Madison.
Goat Karma and O'Jingles, please.
Let me start by pointing out that Goat Karma works!
I asked for house-selling Goat Karma, and by the following weekend, we accepted a great offer.
I promised myself it went well.
I'd follow up with another donation, but put it off until I could no longer ignore all the 33s and 33 threes.
I only request house-buying Goat Karma two-thirds towards becoming a knight and loving all you guys do, and thank you very much, and congratulations on the sale, man.
That's fantastic.
Happy for you.
You've got karma.
Okay, well now I'm waiting for the returns.
I should have it.
I should have the note.
Ah, yes.
Okay, well, oh brother.
Are these the election returns?
This will be the note.
Really long note?
No, it's not a long note, but I had the note all along under another name.
I'm skipping to it.
Alright.
Okay.
And I'll open it again, because apparently I opened it in a new tab.
This is why Gavin McGinnis calls me a fucking retard.
Aloha.
After moving to the Big Island nearly five years ago and realizing cell service was spotty at best, I began venturing into podcasts.
This is what we...
I remember reading this too.
Yeah.
But, you know, I didn't expect to be from Humperdinck Superdank.
I began venturing into podcasts as an entertainment that could be consumed offline while working in the jungles, mountains, and beaches of Hawaii.
Five years later, I'm now becoming a knight.
I like to be known as Sir Humperdinck Superdank.
Night of the Happy Juice, pronounced Happy Juice.
You might as well put that on.
I know he's not on the list.
Okay.
Sir Humperdinck Superdank, Night of the Happy, H-A-P-I-D-J-U-S, pronounced Happy Juice.
And is he being knighted today?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to have to ask you all this again.
You can ask Ian.
I've got it right in front of me.
He wants stereo goat karma the whole load and look at that juice and mahalo.
For the round table, he's got a round table request.
This is more complicated than it seems.
So, ready?
Let me know when you're ready and I'll read that.
Yeah, if you could just give me his knight name again, that would be helpful.
I need that first.
Humperdink Superdank.
Sir Humperdink Superdank, okay?
Knight of the Happy Juice.
Knight of the Happy Juice, okay.
And what does he want at the round table?
Mamaki tea and magic mushrooms.
That wasn't too bad.
I think Rogan left some here, so we have some.
Thanks for all that you do.
Aloha, Nui Loa.
Big Island, let's get a meet-up going.
I know we're spread far and wide, but I'm sure we can find a good meeting around with no triggers.
Bobby Curiel.
So we need stereo goat karma, whole load.
What else?
Look at that juice, and then mahalo.
Okay, mahalo.
You can say mahalo yourself.
Yeah, I feel like mahalo.
Okay, is this the one?
I don't know.
Look at that juice.
The juice that comes out.
My hand is dripping wet here because I have nothing but juice.
Oh my gosh!
Can you see that juice?
I'm gonna give you the whole load today.
You've got...
Yeah, we do it live.
Mahalo.
Mahalo.
So, that was better than usual.
Yeah, thanks.
Okay, so where are we on the list?
I have no idea.
All my time on the email.
Okay, so we did Matt, we did Toby, and we're at Chris Rowald.
Tengizdal.
Tengizdal.
Who is from Tengizdal?
No, Chris Rowald.
I guess he's...
Yeah, well let me, I'll read his note.
333, $333 from Norway.
And he writes, being half Norwegian, half North Dakotan, it would be an honor to be knighted, sir, semi-Norwegian.
Yep, he's on the list.
Semi-Norwegian, he's half, he's half.
He's on the list.
I had planned on visiting family and attempt to have a meetup in Minot, North Dakota, but COVID and racist travel bans kind of put those plans on ice.
No request for the table, as I imagine being fairly stuffed by now.
Can I get a come on, man, from Biden?
Does he say, come on, man, in an attempt to look cool and hip?
Or is it, come on, man, an old guy thing?
Well, he's asking us a question.
What do you think it is?
Well, let's listen to it.
Come on, man!
Come on, man!
I think it's an old guy thing.
Yeah.
Of course.
It's like, isn't that 70s kind of?
Come on, man!
It's like, huggy bear!
Come on, man!
Yeah, I think it's just an old guy thing.
Come on, man.
Hey, cool, Chris.
We'll see you at the round table.
Thank you for your courage.
Yeah, a minute would be a great place to have a meet-up.
Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms, 31415 from Northville, Michigan.
Looks like Cal's doing okay.
Thank you for your courage, gents.
I appreciate all the support and positive feedback I've been getting from the No Agenda folks.
So this donation has to reflect my gratitude.
Please remind everyone about coupon code ITM. Yes.
For when they visit us at lavenderblossoms.org.
The home of the CBD. That's right.
Lavender Blossoms approved by the entire Gitmo Nation.
Yeah, it's just dynamite.
It's organic.
Much love, Serkel.
And it doesn't stink.
No, it does not.
Which is a big deal if anybody uses...
My wife uses these for her hands.
She only uses...
Lavender Blossoms is the top and Mary's also doesn't stink.
Anyway, when Jingle requested any Joe Biden F up, he cracks me up.
Well, you're the king of that.
Which one?
You've got to tell me which one.
That's your beat.
Well, we've got bunches of them today.
Well, let's do one of them from today, then.
Let's put some content in here, brah.
Uh, brah.
Brah.
Brah.
Come on, which one?
You do have a whole bunch of them.
A Biden Whopper or is that too big?
No, the Whopper is the kicker.
No, no, we don't want that.
Give me the opener.
Okay, let's do Biden Arctic on fire.
Alrighty.
The past ten years were the hottest decade ever recorded.
The Arctic is literally melting.
Parts are actually on fire.
The Arctic's on fire!
Is that true?
We're laughing.
It may be true.
I don't know.
Is the Arctic on fire?
The ice is burning?
I mean, what are we talking about here?
Let me see.
Is the Arctic on fire?
You never know, man.
You know, we're laughing like we know everything.
No joke.
Okay.
The Arctic is feverish and on fire.
It says it right here.
The Arctic is burning like never before.
Well, what the heck?
See?
We laugh.
Where is it burning?
Okay.
I get it.
It's the zombie fire.
It looks like it's, uh...
Where is this?
Siberia.
Siberia!
Okay, yeah, I guess...
Okay.
There's a fire in Siberia, so this counts as the Arctic's on fire, really?
Yes.
It's directed energy weapons from China that are setting fires in the Arctic.
Eh, well, they should set fires in Moscow.
Onward with...
Does he have a...
Oh, let's give Sir Cal a...
Karma, hell yeah.
Karma for sure.
You've got karma.
Thank you, Sir Cal.
Derek Hughes comes in with a check for $280, becomes our first associate executive producer.
Short note, thanks for all the work you guys do.
The best podcast in the universe.
Really excited to part of the family.
Really excited to part of the family.
And can't wait to get my Noah Jen the signet ring.
Regards.
Ah!
This is the mystery note.
Ah!
Right, right, right.
Derek, he sent us a note, and does he become a black knight because of this?
Or how does that work?
No, no, no.
He doesn't.
No, this would be his request for knighthood, which would be Sir Deeds of the Fox Valley.
And I'm thinking, well, he either should be on this list, but he says Sir Deeds of the Fox Valley on here, but he never actually says in this short note where, you know, if he wants to be, this is his knighting, but I'm just going to give it to him.
Okay.
And he gives me his mailing address.
I don't know.
I'm not sending you a ring.
I got no rings.
Now, you have to go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
He doesn't know this yet.
Give him a break.
Noagenda.com slash NoagendaNation.com slash rings and the rings will be sent from Eric DeShill.
He's got the rings.
I got no rings.
I'm nowhere near the rings.
I can't send you any rings.
It's okay.
He just made a mistake.
It's okay.
He's heard this before.
We pitch the NoagendaNation slash rings every show.
People want VIP service.
Yes, okay.
Well, that's what you do, and you'll get your ring.
And we're putting him on today's list for being knighted.
Yeah, he's on.
Okay, Michael Bernstein in Raleigh, North Carolina, 20401.
Why am I donating, you ask?
Why are you donating?
That's a great question, he says.
I wouldn't say that.
I wanted to offer this donation to anyone identifying as female who is within $200 of becoming a dame.
It is in honor of my Swedish grandmother who is 91 and got the COVID. Was completely symptom-free but slightly annoyed that she didn't die.
Wait, was she slightly annoyed or was he slightly annoyed?
No, no.
Really?
Oh yeah, my mother was this way.
Oh my goodness.
Seriously.
She gets sick and she's like, ah, I didn't die.
That's the ultimate buzzkill.
And here's her exact quote.
I can't do the Scandinavian accent, but I can read it.
If this didn't kill me, what will?
If this didn't kill me, what will?
How about that?
My hearty grandma is a testament of COVID not doing the work.
COVID sucks, man.
She didn't get the right COVID. Maybe next time.
Maybe second wave.
I love his grandma.
What a pistol she is.
She's a pistol, man.
She's a complainer.
Quick update on my project.
She doesn't listen to the show.
Quick update on my project.
Mutualwin.com, the premium tiny homes community.
I've been in contact with him about it.
We're all in North Carolina.
Tiny Homes, one of the top experts in the world.
If you want a tiny home, you can talk to him.
It's become so successful, I'm looking for a second location.
We got one.
It's up in Port Angeles, Washington.
If any No Agenda listener could recommend a charming smaller town, Port Angeles is small, but not under $10,000.
That could use some modern tourist accommodations.
Email me.
Oh, he's thinking of ways of making money.
Michael at mutualwin.com.
Also, any No Agenda listener that contacts me gets a discount on staying in a tiny home in North Carolina, please add...
To show notes, the link below, which is Airbnb, Tiny Homes.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll do that on his...
He needs a goat karma screen for the Mutual Win Project.
Thanks for all you do.
Michael Bernstein, Raleigh, please put me on the birthday list.
You're on the list.
He turns 33, the magic number.
Yeah, it's a belated birthday.
I would love to hear the full Cheers-themed meet-up song at the end of the show.
I I wish I could today.
I just can't.
We've got a new Rexo Quozo.
You know, the guy's a fantastic kid.
We'll put it in.
We've got so many.
It'll come.
I promise you that.
And, of course, we'll give you a nice goat karma.
You've got karma.
Thank you so much, Michael.
Over to Oklahoma City, where Sir Jimmy James and the Flatlanders...
Donates $200.
Karma for you too.
No jingles necessary.
Thank you for your courage.
Thank you for the short note.
Thank you.
We appreciate that.
Shiloh Brown in Cyprus, Texas.
$200.
The land of the Cypresses.
Greetings from northern Wisconsin.
Huh?
Okay.
That's where she is now, apparently.
Thank you, John and Anna, for always being there for us.
My husband hit me in the mouth six years ago, and we have listened to the show together ever since, making our marriage that much stronger.
Y'all were even more important during the COVID craziness.
We recently left the liberal-dominated suburbs of Houston, Texas, and returned to a small-town life in Wisconsin.
We realized that with the BLM riots and COVID lockdowns that we did not want to raise our children in that life, in that environment.
So we made the move back to my husband's hometown under 10,000 people.
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, you should put some tiny homes there!
It's a match made in heaven!
Complete with a house on a lake and feel infinitely better about...
Yeah, you can go to the Dells.
Nice.
Infinitely better about leaving city life.
Not surprisingly, we're not the only ones making this exodus.
The real estate market felt a sudden boom up here following everything that happened in the Twin Cities in Chicago.
I can only imagine...
This is, by the way, outside of New York.
Same thing.
Yep.
I can only imagine that next spring, summer, even more people will be leaving urban life for something more rural.
And by the way, this has also helped a lot by Amazon and being able to deliver all those fancy groceries that you can buy at Zabars in the north part of New York City, Manhattan.
You can now just get everything delivered to your house so you can live in the suburbs and live the city life in terms of the gourmet part of it anyway.
Anyway, lives something more rural away from the far-left liberal movements and riots.
We'd like to request some human resource karma, as we are currently expecting baby number three.
After three miscarriages in the past year, we are hoping that this one sticks.
Thank you again for all you do and helping keep us sane.
No jingles, just karma.
Well, you came to the right guys.
You came to the right guys, for sure.
And I'm pretty sure that moving out of...
Tardville is probably very healthy for you and for your future human resource.
Absolutely.
So we're going to throw some extra baby.
What exactly does she want to make sure?
Baby karma.
So she has the baby instead of a miscarriage.
Yeah, human resource karma.
Human resource.
Bing it, baby.
What the hell is that?
Baby, you've got baby.
All right.
And the child shall be known as either Adam or John.
Or, you know, it'd be John Adam.
That'd be nice.
Middle name Adam.
Quozo.
Hey, there's Quozo.
Quozo in Huntsville.
Yeah.
200 bucks.
Uh, ITM, is Quozo part of the Rexo Quozo?
It's a great regret that I have to confess I'm no longer, uh, I am a longer time listener than I would like to admit.
Having never donated, hopefully by now you have received our second end of the show contribution, which will have helped alleviate my douchiness.
To be honest, I've been a douche for so long I wouldn't know how to be any different, so don't worry about the de-douching.
Okay.
What I'm really here for is a little karma, as you have gathered from my part in the new song.
My wife and I are expecting our first human resource in January, and I can't think of a better reason for karma.
It's a strange world to bring a child into, but I would imagine many have felt that way before me.
Just feel sorry for the ones who didn't have you guys and Mo to help make sense of things.
Rexo and Kuozo are not from Moscow.
We are from Huntsville, Alabama, the Rocket City, home of the Trash Pandas.
No jingles, just karma.
Yes, Kuozo.
Rexo and Kuozo sent another fantastic end of show mix.
They just got it out.
They just baked it in the studio, dropped it on me hot.
So we'll play that, and of course.
Are you okay?
Why?
Something dropped on you.
And I understand it's very scary.
To become a father is scary no matter what for the first time.
You get used to it.
Ask John.
And they're handy.
You can put them to work for the organization.
The Chinese knew this.
Yeah.
They got that.
They got cut down to one kid, which was just killed.
The Chinese economy.
Hey, Quozo, the fact that your kid has a dad puts him at a 75% advantage over the rest of America, so good on you.
And here is that karma for you.
You've got karma.
Thank you again, both you and Rexo, for the end of show.
It's fantastic.
Suffered for the first three years, but then it ends.
Jenna D'Amico in Bellingham, D'Amico.
D'Amico, that's what I'm guessing, in Bellingham, Washington.
Nice little...
Suburb, $200 of Seattle.
Greetings from the great smoky PNW, Pacific Northwest.
Even hundreds of miles from the source, we still have hazardous air quality, which leads to coughing.
And given the paranoia, I'm worried people will start thinking I have COVID and screaming at me in the streets while ignoring the very obvious cause.
They're dumb up there.
I humbly request a rain stick or two to quash both the literal and figurative flames of idiocy.
The show has provided me.
We can't do the rain stick.
No, we can't.
Did you hear the thunder here?
I mean, I could get electrocuted if I pulled that thing out.
Yeah, but it could get washed into the ocean.
Yeah.
Rain is coming.
This show is providing me with hours upon hours of entertainment.
I want to wish my smoking hot man a happy six year meat anniversary.
This is when they first had meat together.
Did they meet at the meetup?
This is meatversary.
I don't know.
This is when they met.
You don't remember our sixth when we met?
You don't care?
I finally got past monthversaries.
I didn't have to remember those.
Hello!
Do you know what day it is?
Hello!
It's our fourth monthversary.
And the NA team, we'd like a happy six years of keeping my amygdala small.
It's not that small.
Please call out Jen Jones as a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Jen, Jen.
Job Karma works as we both have new jobs and salaries.
Ah, nice.
Perfect.
All right.
Beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Jim Buell in Spring Hill, Tennessee.
200 bucks.
Today's donation brings me to Knighthood, accounting attached.
I'd like to be known as Sir Skip Logic, Knight of the Saturn Parkway.
I'm an old dude named Ben, still in the business, that's good.
A fossil in this industry, they usually get fired and be replaced by a young Indian boy.
A fossil in this industry, the previous career in advertising design.
Yeah, you can send some art in.
I started listening in April of 2017 when my good friend Steve the stand-up from Stoughton, Wisconsin hit me in the mouth.
Probably pronounced Stoughton.
Initially, my still smoldering hot wife of 38 years would roll her eyes when I would listen.
But recently, on a road trip, she asked, Can we listen to your guys?
Your guys?
And even more recently, my oldest daughter started listening, providing many topics for her and I to discuss.
I've enjoyed doing the occasional artwork.
Oh, he's already doing it for the show.
There you go.
I don't know what he has to say.
For the show, exchanging emails with Adam and John and connecting with other producers.
Your coverage of COVID insanity continues to be stellar.
Quick plug, Lavender Blossoms products are the best.
There you go.
Also, the folks that run the NA store are great.
I love that we have no commercial, we have no agreements, not even a handshake.
No, we don't even have a handshake.
And if it was anybody else with suits, hey man, we should be getting licensing fees, they're ripping us off.
No jingles, no karma.
If Adam would be so kind, I'd like the Nashville hot chicken and Tennessee sour mash at the round table.
Yeah, you bet.
Got it.
Got it lined up, man.
Definitely.
Very cool.
Thank you so much.
See you at the round table.
You know, which is not bourbon.
No?
American whiskey.
Yeah.
Maker's Mark?
Maker's Mark is bourbon.
He's talking about Jack Daniels specifically, one of the major league Tennessee sour mash.
That's how you make the Tennessee sour mash?
And it's made with sour mash and it tastes like bourbon, but it's not bourbon.
Bourbon has to be made in Kentucky.
Jason Ma...
Onward.
Oh, he needs his...
No, nothing.
Ask for nothing, no.
Onward with Jason Maggeau.
Maggeau.
Maggeau, maybe?
It's from Scandinavia.
Maggeau.
It could be French.
200 bucks from Chelmsford, Ontario.
Ontario.
This is from NOS Northern Ontario Skeptic.
Another convert from JRE and one of your Canadian fans.
I hope you enjoy my insights and posts on No Agenda Social.
We are trying to hold Trudeau to account.
We've got to do a little more on that guy.
Canada's really running out of control.
Here's another one.
Over 5,000 people from the CCFR marched against the Trudeau gun ban on the 12th, but the CBC News posted only 800 protesters.
Welcome to the mainstream media.
Keep in mind that Trudeau gives $600 million a year to the CBC. Yes, for the Trudeau administration.
So there's that.
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That's why we love you.
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So Biden has been out and about.
Yeah, he actually did kind of come out of hiding.
He took some questions from the press, too.
Well, candid questions.
Well, yeah, of course.
I went back to July when he came out of this hole and somebody actually yelled at him as he left.
I don't have that part of the clip.
But he was what he was saying in July.
This is the Biden Old July fun.
Old July.
We know how to do this.
The Obama-Biden administration rescued the auto industry and helped them retool.
We made solar energy cost competitive with traditional energy.
And weatherize more than a million homes.
This is just the beginning if we get re-elected.
And we'll do it again.
Yeah.
Bigger and faster and better than before.
Is he going to get re-elected?
He's getting re-elected?
He's getting re-elected.
So this was not from July of 2012.
This is actually from a few days ago.
Yeah, about a month ago.
He's going to get re-elected.
Did we talk about that thing on 4chan?
Oh, by the way, no, but we're going to talk about that as soon as I mention this.
On this particular event, somebody actually yelled at him.
Last time I've heard it, I think they banned that guy, which the White House won't do.
I think they like it.
And somebody yelled at him, hey, Joe, are you going to take any questions?
Why would the White House ban that?
Yeah, they love it.
Yeah.
Okay, what about 4chan?
I don't know if I told you this or not.
There was a post from someone who said, hey, I was a staffer.
I couldn't handle it anymore for the Biden campaign.
Because he has dementia, and I forget what the medication was, but they had different people going all over the place getting these prescriptions so that no one could really put together that he has them.
And one of the bad side effects of whatever he's taking is incontinence.
And so they...
That's why he brushes off walking so funny.
That's part of what he said.
He said that they've been looking at what won't show, what will keep it in dry long enough, what won't crinkle and make a sound.
I don't know if it's true, but it certainly could be.
It could be, and it probably is.
Is there a side effect of dementia?
Of incontinence?
Yeah, you get poop all over yourself.
He should be wearing Depends.
I always thought he was.
Well, gosh, man, this is so sad.
This goes right along with that Harris administration.
Did you get that?
The Harris administration?
Yeah, I got it.
It's under Harris administration.
You want to play it three seconds?
Yeah.
A Harris administration together with Joe Biden.
Joe's are plus one now.
That's a very old clip because that's when her face was still all swollen up.
Do you know that a lot of people have sought plastic surgery during the coronavirus?
Yes.
Men and women.
Makes sense.
And do you know what the main reason is, according to the BBC? Because they got to wear a mask and they can cover it up?
No, because of Zoom calls.
People are seeing their face hours on end.
They even have a term for it.
Lockdown face.
Which is like resting bitch face, only differently.
Why don't you just run your video through one of those little augmenters that changes your look, puts ears on you, or whatever?
Isn't it cool?
Yeah, Instagram has that part figured out.
Or just wear a mask.
Wear a mask in the Zoom call.
I'm just trying to set a good example of wearing my mask at home.
Be safe, everybody.
While we're playing that crazy stuff, let's play this one.
And I'll get back to the Biden clips.
They're mostly short except for one.
This is Newt Gingrich.
Have you seen this one?
Yes!
This is great!
Now, I have to tell you something in advance.
Okay.
To really make it work, because you can't see it, I left the pauses, and I did not edit this down, so it goes on with a pregnant pause where people are looking at each other.
Nobody knows what to say.
They don't say anything until somebody, I guess, yells in the host's ear, this woman, and says, say something, for God's sake.
We've got nothing but dead air.
It's dead air.
This is real.
And by the way, dead air on television is bad enough on radio, because is this thing even on?
Yeah.
But on television, it's very awkward, and this is the most awkward thing I've seen for a long time.
Please repeat again.
This is Fox News.
Fox News.
The pros.
Fox News.
The big Republican guys.
Fox News.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
They represent everybody, right?
Speaker Gingrich, I know you have a final thought for us.
Look, the number one problem in almost all these cities is George Soros elected left-wing, anti-police, pro-criminal district attorneys who refuse to keep people locked up.
Just yesterday, they put somebody back on the street who's wanted for two different murders in New York City.
You cannot solve this problem.
And both Harris and Biden have talked very proudly about what they call progressive district attorneys.
progressive district attorneys are anti-police pro-criminal and overwhelmingly elected with george sorris's money and they're a major cause of the violence we're seeing because they keep putting the violent criminals back on the street i'm not sure we need to bring george sorris into this I I was going to say you get the last word, Speaker.
He paid for it.
I mean, why can't we discuss the fact that millions of dollars...
No, he didn't.
I agree with Melissa.
George Soros doesn't need to be a part of this conversation.
Okay.
So it's for both.
All right, we're going to move on.
Historic day at the White House.
We covered it from stem to stem.
Stem to stern.
For a major change.
She was so nervous at the end.
At the very end, she says we covered it from stem to stem.
And then she said stem to stern real quick.
She was a wreck because of this.
This thing really shook her up.
Also, it was Marie Harf.
Who said, we really don't need to bring Soros into the...
She's the former State Department spokeshole, also known as the...
Yeah, band camp girl.
Welcome back to Friday.
Never mind.
I'll leave that alone.
Yeah, band camp girl.
Yes, this one.
Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Soros is, of course, he has funded...
They're known as the Soros sisters.
District attorneys around the country, also judges.
He's been doing this for a long time.
He supported Kamala Harris.
What is a Harf, a Democrat liberal operative on Fox, why does she have any say in this whatsoever?
Well, she clearly has, she's got some pull because she's, I don't think, so she's got some pull.
Apparently, he does.
I have one other offbeat.
Hold on.
I want to play this 40 seconds from George Soros.
The man who knew, Gindras, just said, hey, you know, this guy's part of this problem.
He clearly has influence on district attorneys who are throwing criminals and rioters, not peaceful protesters, rioters, back on the street.
So he's complicit in this.
Let's just go back to the most recent Davos meeting, 2020, when George Soros had to come out and say something.
Yeah.
The stock market, already celebrating Trump's military success, is breaking up out to reach new heights.
But an overheated economy can't be kept at the boiling point for too long.
If all this had happened close to the election, it would have assured his re-election.
His problem is that the elections are still 10 months away, and in a revolutionary situation, that's a lifetime.
In a revolution, that's a lifetime.
Because he is part of this.
He has funded a large portion of it.
He's not the only one.
But the money trail is there.
It's not a secret.
But Fox News can't say anything now.
It's verboten.
It's verboten, according to Newt.
I have one other offbeat one, non-Biden related.
This one, it was very suspicious.
Andrew Horowitz brought this up on DHM Plugged.
And we don't play clips there, but I thought that this is something that I'm suspicious about.
And this is the crazy Nancy comment.
That Jim Cramer on his Mad Money show threw at Nancy Pelosi.
Between you and, I think, Secretary Mnuchin, I mean, what deal can we have at Crazy Nancy?
I'm sorry, that was the president.
I have such reverence for the office, I would never use that term.
But it is hard, isn't it?
But you just did.
But you just did.
You know what I mean.
Yeah.
I've seen this clip, yes.
I think this was rigged.
His timing between saying crazy Nancy and realizing he said it was non-existent.
Right.
I think this was rehearsed.
I think it was Nancy's idea.
And why would that be?
Why do you think that?
I don't think that's what's happening.
Because I think that she's trying to defuse the term because Trump's a nicknamer.
And you go to CNBC for that?
You go to Jim Cramer?
Well, she doesn't get on.
Well, CNBC is part of the MSNBC, NBC. True, true.
They're all part of the system, the hate Trump system.
And yeah, it's a perfect place to do it.
I don't think she'd ever allow that to happen.
I don't think she's, she's not that impressive to come up with that.
Kramer is a guy who talks like this, and this is what Wall Street is saying.
That's why it came out of his mouth, because they're all on the floor, they're all talking about crazy Nancy, crazy Nancy, and it slipped out and he caught it.
He's a pro, he caught it.
He caught it too fast.
All right, let's get to Biden.
Yes, speaking of fast, let's get to Biden.
Let's get to Biden.
Now here's, I've got a bunch of clips.
There's some funny stuff.
Oh man, let's go from, here's a good example.
Biden goes from farmers.
He starts talking about farmers.
He can't not bring Trump.
He goes from farmers.
In 17 seconds, he starts talking about family farms and he goes right into a Trump slam.
Farmers making agriculture the first in the world to achieve net zero emissions and in the process gaining new sources of income.
When Donald Trump thinks about LED light bulbs, he says he doesn't like them because the lights are no good.
They always make him look orange.
It wasn't about LED light bulbs.
I thought it was about the...
The crappy ones that came in during the whole green explosion during...
Yeah, the fluorescent lights.
Yeah, the CFL, I think.
Yeah, those pieces of crap.
CFL, cheap fluorescent lights.
Yeah, and then the kids...
He means compact, compact fluorescent lights.
Did you hear the kids who were there when he said that?
About orange, about his being orange?
The kids went...
It's horrible!
It's terrifying!
It's orange!
Orange?
What do you think it is?
I don't know!
It's orange!
Man, bad.
It's orange!
So let's go with, here's another whopper.
This is Biden in a new modern day climate core.
This is interesting because the irony to what he's about to say is that this sort of thing has been talked about.
We need a new conservation core, which is what this would be.
We need a new WPA. We need this.
We need that.
It's never going to happen.
The Democrats are the ones who would implement it, but the unions won't let them.
So let's get that straight.
So he's full of shit.
Let's go.
A new modern-day civilian climate corps to heal our public lands, to make us less vulnerable to wildfires and floods.
Look, these aren't pie-in-the-sky dreams.
These are actionable policies.
What?
I'm just playing them.
Here's a good one.
Play this one.
The suburbs are going to be flooded out.
I saw this.
It's ridiculous.
But you know what is actually threatening our suburbs?
Wildfires are burning the suburbs in the West.
Floods are wiping out suburban neighborhoods in the Midwest.
Hurricanes are imperiling suburban life along our coast.
We have four more years of Trump's climate denial.
How many suburbs will be burned in wildfires?
How many suburban neighborhoods will have been flooded out?
You know, I got screaming into the mic on some of these issues.
Now, this is actually, this plays into something that is cause for concern.
So he is talking about suburban areas.
Now, of course, we know that there's no climate change burning up suburban areas.
What's happening in suburban areas?
Black Lives Matter.
People are going to suburban areas and causing a ruckus.
I'm just throwing it back to the former New York banker.
Oh, if Trump's re-elected, there's going to be fire and brimstone and rioting, and it's going to be everywhere.
It's going to be in the suburbs.
This is a setup.
Oh, maybe.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah.
Okay, well, here's another one.
Climate in the military.
Yeah.
Gosh, you did a lot of work on Joe.
The West is literally on fire and he blames the people whose homes and communities are burning.
He says, quote, you gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forest.
This is the same president who threw paper towels on the people of Puerto Rico instead of truly helping them recover and rebuild.
We know his disdain for our own military leaders and our veterans.
Just last year the Defense Department reported that climate change is a direct threat to more than two-thirds of the military's operationally critical installations.
why would he bring that up even i don't know i just thought it was weird he wanted to he wants to push to it two agendas one is or two memes one is that trump hates the military that's why they gave him so much money he keeps increasing the budget but he hates him hates him yeah and the other one is that the uh there is a bounty yeah I don't know.
Russian bounty on the heads.
And Trump's done nothing to stop it.
That's right.
Alright, here's some Biden confusing comments.
Even when the automobile industry agreed, I'll not only bring the standards back, I'll set new ambitious ones that our workers are ready to meet.
I'll also see American workers building and installing 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations along our newly engaged infrastructure programs and highways all across the country.
Yeah, he's done this one before, hasn't he?
Well, he does that constantly, but how is it, he says, I'm going to put in harsher Miles per gallon requirements that the American worker would be willing to meet.
What does he mean by that?
Does he mean that the workers can build cars to get better gas mileage?
Or are they going to buy these pieces of shit?
What he's saying is he wants to roll back to the Obama-Biden EPA regulations, which had very high...
Let me explain it.
Very high mileage per gallon average Across a whole vehicle fleet, which is why you got these throwaway cars like the Chevy Volt, which really cost $70,000 to make, and they were selling it for $35,000 so they could meet their average.
So yeah, we'll produce a couple more battery cars.
Alright, here is...
This is a major clip that needs to be kept.
If you haven't heard this before, you're going to hear it again.
This is the nine years clip.
We're going to lock in progress that no future president can roll back or undercut to take us backward again.
Science requires a timetable for measuring progress on climate that isn't three decades or even two.
Science tells us we have nine years before the damage is irreversible.
Nine years?
It keeps changing.
Well, I thought it was, wasn't it 20, I forget what was the last one.
It was 2030.
Yeah?
2030.
We had to have it done by 2030.
Yeah, 2030 is nine more years.
If you take this, if this year's over, it's nine more years.
That's the Sandy Cortez timeline.
One more than the whopper, which is there's family farmers that play this.
Our family farmers in the Midwest are facing historic drought.
Those follows record floods and hurricanes sped by windstorms all this year.
The speed of those windstorms has been incredible when you saw it on television or saw it in person.
It's ravaged millions of acres of corn, soybeans and other crops.
Their very livelihoods, which sustained their families and our economy for generations, is now in jeopardy.
How do they pay their bills this year?
What will be left to pass on to their kids?
And none of this is happening in a vacuum.
Now, the kicker in there was that apparently the family farms, if you listened carefully, which is hard to do with him, the family farms in the Midwest are suffering from hurricanes.
The only thing that really happened would be Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Not exactly the Midwest.
Everything.
Everything's...
It's horrible.
The guy is so toast.
One of our...
Corey sent a note.
It was an observation.
Why is Bo Jiden always telling stories from the past?
This is, I think, one of the main characteristics of dementia.
Your short-term memory gets shot.
That's why he's...
Seriously.
I think he's also replacing short-term memory with longer-term memory, which is why the 2012 and Re-Elect comes up.
Man, it's Elder...
Before we get to the Whopper.
What do you think is really going to happen?
We've heard...
It's in the script.
It's in the script.
Harris-Biden administration, he read it as well from the teleprompter.
It's in the script.
He doesn't even know that it's weird that he said it that way.
What are they planning?
Hillary and Kamala are doing a big fundraiser this week together.
Grassroots fundraiser.
What do you think?
How about this?
I've never taken Hillary out of play.
How about this?
How about September 29th is the first debate.
This is what we're waiting for.
We're, of course, waiting for Joe Rogan.
I love that President Trump said, yeah, I'm all in.
Let's have a four-hour smoke-out with Biden and me on the Joe Rogan show.
That's fantastic.
Biden's group already nixed it.
Oh, of course.
Of course, that's not.
You know how they nixed it?
They got the girls from The View to nix it.
Did you hear what Sonny Hostin said about Joe?
No, I missed this one.
Sonny, what's your opinion on this?
Are you aware of Joe Rogan?
Are you a fan?
Not a fan?
Do you think he's the person that should be doing it?
No, I don't.
I think it would be inappropriate for Joe Rogan to host a presidential debate.
I mean, I think given his use of the N-word, I think given his comparing a black neighborhood to Planet of the Apes, given the fact that he has called a transgender woman a man, I think all of that disqualifies him to be the host of a presidential debate.
I think President Trump has debased the office of the presidency.
I think as a country, we have lost a sense of decorum.
And I don't think a host like that should be someone who is given the honor.
And I think it is an honor.
To host a presidential debate.
Oh, my God.
I love how she...
Oh, he said the N-word.
It's all out of context.
That's great.
That's fantastic.
That's how you do it.
You're right.
The Biden team nicks that.
That's for sure.
But what if Biden...
Let's just say he gets sick.
That's when you have Harris step in.
We've got to have a debate.
Something has to happen.
I think we're going to see something happen by the end of this month.
That debate cannot happen.
What do you think?
Okay, Curry Dvorak Consulting Group.
Well, as a consulting group, I have different opinions of what I think is going to actually happen.
No, what are we going to advise the Harris-Biden team to do for the debate on the 29th?
We are on the block.
This is our exit strategy, biggest deal of the consulting firm's existence.
We need to come up with a winning strategy.
Well, I know the strategy they want to hear from the consultants, and that's part of being a consultant, is giving the consultees a version of what they want to hear.
What they want to hear is that, look, we can dope up Joe and get him up there, Jack him up, max him out, and he can handle Trump.
He says he can handle Trump.
I think he can handle Trump.
Trump's an idiot.
We all know that Trump's a moron.
He's sitting over his head.
Biden will eat his lunch.
Here's your bill.
Wow.
Yeah, you're probably right.
You're probably right.
Hmm.
Well...
That's kind of the feeling I get, because I follow all the operatives, and they seem to be thinking like this.
Okay, so while we're on the outside, seeing the elder abuse that's taking place, the man, you know, without evidence, we'll say the man is wearing a Depends because of his dementia medication and dementia itself, and he doesn't know really, his short-term memory is gone.
Despite all that obvious evidence, It is, in your mind, not...
The consultants know, of course.
We know.
But you think that Joe's team really...
They must segregate him from everybody.
I think that keeping him in the basement is keeping away from his own people that they don't find out.
Because I think you're right.
They believe it.
Yeah, we've got to jack him up with drugs.
That's okay.
And he'll be fine.
Yeah.
Well, all of the...
You've got to remember, there's what they think of Trump.
That's part of it.
Yeah, you're right.
That he's an idiot, moron, doesn't care, doesn't know, doesn't understand.
Doofus.
Yeah.
Orange man bad.
Oh!
All right, I'm ready for your whopper now.
I want a whopper with cheese.
This is an interesting clip because nobody in the mainstream, I don't understand it.
If this was Trump saying this, there would have been somebody with kicking it back or pushing back on it or something.
There is nothing.
And I just want people to listen to this and think about it and ask yourself why nobody said, you're nuts, you're nuts.
Here it is.
Fires are blazing so brightly, smoke reaching so far, NASA satellites can see them one million miles away in space.
Oh yeah!
One million miles in space!
So I have a couple of numbers for people to memorize.
Yeah, it's like Max is...
Okay, go ahead.
Give us some numbers.
I'll give you the numbers and everyone should know these numbers.
How far is the moon away from Earth?
Isn't it like 300,000 miles?
It's about 290...
It's actually 2A something.
I would say it's around 290,000.
You can remember that.
I'm sorry, it's around 248,000 miles.
It's just under a quarter of a million miles.
Got it.
So it's not 300.
It's closer to a quarter of a million.
I was thinking of the knots.
Or kilometers.
There is a kilometers number.
I think it's up there.
Kilometers is going to be closer to five, six.
To your number.
Whatever.
Just remember, a quarter of a million miles max.
It's not that far, but it's almost that far.
And then a satellite.
What is a typical satellite distance from Earth?
I think the satellites are...
Aren't they like about a hundred...
No, no, the feet.
They're probably at 60, 70...
About 300,000 feet?
No.
Well, hold on.
How many miles do we have to put into miles?
Well, you can put into miles.
Miles is approximately or a little more than 22,000 miles.
So a satellite, if you look it up, you can look it up.
I looked it up.
I didn't know either.
So I looked it up.
I knew the moon was about a quarter of a million miles, and the satellite's about 22,000 miles or more.
And there's some low-flying satellites that are lesser, but they don't stay up that long.
So we're talking about the assertion that NASA has satellites around the Earth that are a million miles away.
Which is, you know, the distance to the moon times four.
Yeah.
This is nuts!
And nobody said anything about, oh yeah, oh, you can see the smoke?
No, no, no, John.
No, you're just a Republican, a Trump shield.
That's what you are.
No agenda, my ass.
Now, I want to bring back the other element, which I brought up in the early part of the show.
Oh, the Democrats and their big science.
They're all science.
Oh, science, science, science.
And he says something like this, which is scientifically unsound at its base.
I mean, a million miles, satellite going around.
And everyone says, yeah, yeah, they lap it up.
Nobody says Jack.
Of course not.
You're not supposed to do not bother Joe.
He's saving his energy and his mental acuity for the debate.
You cannot bother him with this kind of crap.
A million miles away.
So I felt that it was very astonishing that he said it.
Nobody said anything about it.
No one called him on it.
This is our science.
Science!
Yeah.
Again, people have never worked in science.
They don't know anything about it.
They never took a science class.
They're all liberal arts majors.
Now, on another note, a...
A guy who is kind of a pro-Trump guy, who's a very famous journalist.
He's been working for NBC, ABC. He's worked for everybody, as far as I know.
You say his name, John Solomon.
Sounds familiar.
Mm-hmm.
Well, Solomon can't get work anymore, so he started his own, you know, it's kind of in the news or whatever it's called.
He's got his own website.
It's a news website.
He's got a blog.
He does a blog, and he does his own reports, and he puts a music bed behind his own talking.
Oh, I don't like that.
Very annoying, but I want you to hear this part.
This is the Biden documentary.
Last week, The Blaze TV released a new documentary titled Riding the Dragon, the Biden's Chinese Secrets.
The film features investigative journalist and author Peter Schweitzer and features Schweitzer's revelations of Chinese influence over the Biden family found in his 2018 book Secret Empires and the more recent book Profiles in Corruption.
Both were New York Times bestsellers.
The film Riding the Dragon lays out how the Biden family profited from its ties to the Chinese government while at the same time the Bidens served the strategic and military interests of Beijing through their commercial activities.
Riding the Dragon reveals shocking details such as the fact that Hunter Biden's firm invested in a Chinese nuclear company that was actively stealing nuclear secrets from the United States.
The film also shows how Biden's firm invested in a Chinese surveillance technology company alongside the Chinese government.
Also, Biden's firm helped China in its quest to control the world's strategic metals.
And Biden's firm bought a company that provides dual-use technologies to the Chinese military.
That deal was featured in a Just the News story earlier this week, revealing the outsourcing of American jobs to China via the Avic-Hennigis deal.
I saw this film.
The Keeper and I both watched it.
It was quite astonishing, actually.
Yeah.
And I didn't, yeah, I didn't.
I mean, if it's true, and it's well done, it's put together pretty well.
I forgot who did it.
Did Solomon put that together?
No, I think, no, it's a Glenn Beck production.
That's what it is.
It's a Glenn Beck thing.
Yeah.
It's well done, and it shows...
Biden, I think the guy's a billionaire, where his family is.
It's really a lot about his family, his two brothers, his sister.
It's kind of a grifter family.
I think this is probably true.
That's why he's been in government for so long.
And the No Agenda show...
Does not recommend Googling the term riding the dragon.
You should probably put Biden in front of it.
I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
Oh, and before I read these names, there's a clip.
I don't have it on this clip list, but you can look it up because it was in the 1277 clips and she brought it up at the end about Biden's net worth.
If you can find it, it's called Joe Biden's Income.
Yeah, should we play it real quick?
Yeah.
I don't want to punish anybody.
No, make under 400,000 bucks, which is more money than I've ever made, is going to be able to, is going to have to pay more taxes.
But guess what?
Incorporated, you have 19 corporations making billions of dollars each.
They don't pay a single penny in taxes.
Not one penny.
Is he talking about his 19 corporations?
I guess.
He says, more money than I've ever made.
Uh-huh.
Sure, Joe.
Sure, Joe.
Mm-hmm.
One of the richest people in the world.
We want to talk to some people who gave us some money so we could do this show, show 1278.
Yeah, we don't have no Chinese billionaire buddies to hang out with.
We don't have anyone listed on this list.
We have producers who come here with their blood, sweat, and tears and bring it to us and produce with us.
They bring it.
They sure do.
Steve Bostador, Bostador, Bostador, I'm not sure, B-O-S-T-E-D-O-R, and Jackson, Michigan, 12788.
He's working his way up the ranks.
He says, James Caccini II in Ashburn, Virginia.
119.11.
He does a call-out for...
Oh, it's like Cascine, not Cascine.
Cascine, like the machine with a C. He has...
He's donated before, but he could use a dedouching.
You've been...
He says that Tim Carroll needs to be designated a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Onward.
Anonymous, $111.11.
He's got a note you can read yourself and tell me if there's anything in there mentioning Falun Gong.
Well, he loves the China coverage, worked for a small private school that was started by Falun Gong followers, and many of the parents at the school work for Epoch Times.
Okay, I'll read through this.
Okay.
Dominic Bucciarelli in Parker, Colorado.
$110.20.
Laura Starks in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Go Packers.
$800.00.
It's a birthday call-out for her husband.
R-O-8-O-O-8, another boob donation in honor of my handsome husband for his birthday.
Yeah, two women giving birthday calls.
Love that!
Love that!
Joshua Scott in Lafayette, Oregon, $77.77.
A.B. Kelly, $60 from Bangor Down, U.K. He wants a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Tycho Moss in Maastricht.
Netherlands.
Well, hold on.
Dear Dad, a.k.a.
Pirka, I want to wish you a happy 50th birthday.
Damn, a year older but still looking like a Greek god.
No better way to congratulate you than through the podcast you love.
Enjoy your birthday.
Aw, Tikomas.
That's so sweet.
Mark Lezle, Leslie, Lezle, I'm sure I can't hear how to pronounce it, never will.
He's new to podcasting, Lezle Show 5550, and he's in Fairbanks, Alaska.
Nice.
Must have heard about it.
Stumbled upon the show.
Probably heard about it on 80 Meters.
He just says he stumbled upon the show.
Stumbled upon it.
That's the guy he stumbled on.
That's how you get him.
That's marketing.
Yeah, we've got the marketing going.
Daniel Mariano in Pflugerville, Texas, 55-10, double nickels on the dime, along with John Card in Fairview, North Carolina, double nickels on the dime.
Sir Laughs A Lot in Metairie, Louisiana, 55-10.
Sir Christopher Kessler in Marshfield, Wisconsin, double nickels on the dime.
Stevie B in Dallas, Texas, $55 even.
It says weeds kill corona.
Okay.
Weed kills corona.
Weed kills corona.
We all know that.
Yeah, that's a myth.
Everybody knows.
Now, this is a short segment.
This is a $50 donor's name and location.
John Camp in Antlers, Oklahoma.
Christopher Mueller in Cedar Park, Texas.
Antoine Charvet in Maplewood, New Jersey.
Chris Lewinsky in Sherwood Park, Alberta.
Where all the money used to be.
Marie LaBruyere in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania.
Jesse Young in Yuba City, California.
Tony Smith in Fort Worth, Texas.
Casey Gray.
Actually, Jesse Young would have did a dedouching and has a call-out, I believe...
Her husband, Kirk.
Douchebag!
And she gets a d-douche.
You've been d-douche.
It's color-coded, so I gotta follow along.
Yeah, I saw it.
Ties missed it.
Tony Smith in Fort Worth, Texas.
Casey Gray, parts unknown.
Paul Gabrielson in Grover Beach, California.
Abhilash Kumar in Thane, India.
Wow, if that's true, I want to note.
That's the first one.
We had one, I think, six, seven years ago.
There was one person coming in from India.
We know.
Indians are cheap.
Yeah, they are.
They admit to it freely.
Michael Burlett in Odessa, Florida.
Brian Shope.
David Shalona in Madisonville, Louisiana.
Sir Jerry Wingenroth in Saugus, California.
Eric of Howell-Bama.
Sir Spud the Mighty, who wraps it up, from Marietta, Georgia.
And I want to thank these folks for making the show 1278 a possibility and make it happening.
Yeah, and thank you all so much.
You know the deal.
Yeah, thank you all so much for really producing this show with us, and that is the big difference.
Keeper and I were in bed last night, and I was reading a couple of these notes that came in.
I also played the Rexo Quozo end of show song, once you hear.
And she says, you know, it's the appreciation, what people do, how involved they are, the ownership.
That's really what makes it exciting.
And that's why I spend all of my superpower on it.
All of my Tourette's superpower.
It's fantastic.
And we also want to thank people who came in under $50.
Those will be...
People who like to remain anonymous, or if you're on one of our subscriptions, please recommend you do that.
You could even do a night layaway program, and we've had people who've been doing, what, 11-11 for years, a decade, and they've got a night ring now.
It's all because of you.
Five.
Five?
Is that what it takes?
Five?
It's all because of your...
No, I think we've had people that started with $5 donations 10 years ago.
Oh, $5 donations.
You're right.
You're right.
$5 donations.
And they're almost there.
It's crazy.
We appreciate all that you do.
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Karma.
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He turns 57 tomorrow.
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All you need to do to claim that For an eight times match, I'm sorry, is go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
I got the Trump bug in me.
I was trying to get an eight times match.
Eric the Shield will have just a small bit of information, like your mailing address and a finger size, ring size, and that will get it off to you as soon as possible.
Well, thank you all for supporting the best podcast in the universe.
No agenda meetups.
I got a problem.
Big overview of the meetups taking place.
This is where everybody can hang out with the like-mindedness people.
This is noagendameetups.com.
Actually, let's get a quick report from the Denver City Park meetup.
In the morning, this is John coming from the Denver City Park smoke-out, I mean, meet-up, sit-in.
Got a good group here, and I'm going to pass the mic around.
This is Brittany and Human Resource.
I hate the sound of my own voice.
This is Tom in the morning.
Marcus here, great group.
Emily here from Littleton.
This is producer Colin.
I just want to say, hello John.
Jim from Denver, in the morning.
And we're back around to John.
Again, great group.
Next meetup, September 30th.
We're going to be critiquing the Fort Collins listening tour.
This cuts off there.
So two things I noticed.
One is great group is obviously making fun of us saying, great group!
Which I believe we say a lot when we see a picture of a group.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the village people.
We're like, great group.
Yeah, great group.
Thank you for that.
Very nice.
Here is what's on the horizon.
September 8th.
Tomorrow, Friday.
The back office listening tour Missoula, Montana.
Eric the Schill will be joining you at the Cranky Sam Public House on Main Street.
The Amsterdam No Agenda Meets TPO Podcast Meetup Part 2 Cafe Restaurant Dauphine tomorrow.
Gosh, I wish I could be there.
Can't even get into the country.
On Saturday, the Springfield, Missouri Super Spreader event at 2 o'clock at the Bears Sports Grill Espoo Finland Meetup.
Also on Saturday, 2 p.m., Eastern European Summertime at Ravintola Fat Lizard Otaniemi Espoo Finland.
This will be the first Finland Meetup.
We have nights there.
I can't wait to get a report.
I know we've got, I think, three nights that I can think of offhand.
Four.
Also on Saturday, Seattle No Agenda Meetup.
Now, Seattle closed all parks for the 9-11 weekend due to the smoke fire from wildfire, so it's been rescheduled at Seward Park.
And then new on the calendar for Tuesday, Michigan Local 1.
It's a dinner meetup at the Plaza at the corner of Sheldon and Five Mile on the border of Plymouth-Northville.
And for the upcoming meetups, the 25th is the Kansas City Meetup Baby Night Sir C. Mike edition, and they made a promo.
Going to Kansas City!
Hey, all my KC area producers, this is Sir Spencer.
And Dame DeLorean.
Inviting you to the next KC meetup on Friday, September 25th, from 6 to 8 p.m.
at the bar in Mission, Kansas.
Wait, which bar?
It's called the bar.
It's on Johnson Drive in Beverly, right next to the Sal Val there.
Oh, yeah.
And we'll be celebrating KC's newest night, Sir C. Mike.
RSVP over at NoGendaMeetups.com.
And come be awkward and clumsy with us.
It's like a party!
Ha ha ha!
I love it!
They did a little promo.
It's almost like the community calendar.
You're right, from Z100 in, where are they?
Kansas City.
I like that.
I think that's cool.
Are you scoffing at them for this fabulous...
I wish more people would do that.
I'd like to hear them trying to bring out some creatives.
It is very creative.
Noagendameetups.com is where you can find out more.
If there's no meetup near you, all you have to do is put one on the calendar yourself.
It's open for everybody, and it is just like a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered on hell or lame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
All right.
Do we have an end-to-show ISO by any chance?
Well, I have three ISOs to select from.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Well, let's start with this one, already here.
That the damage from climate change is already here.
Here.
Yeah.
Here.
Here.
Yeah.
Okay, then I got, uh...
Well, the other one is, it's ridiculous.
Okay.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
Okay.
And then I have, lights no good.
The lights are no good.
Oh, you cut it off.
This is an ugly cutoff.
So I don't really like any of these.
I mean, is it all kind of, like, okay?
Uh...
Well, you know, now, there's no good ones.
I mean, I didn't get a good one, let's face it.
Now, let me see.
Do I have something here that we can use?
Did we already use this one?
Did we use...
Let's face it, show a shot.
Did we use that one?
Yeah, you use it as a one-two punch combo.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Wow.
Uh...
We haven't used this one.
I've done the work.
Did we use Miley?
Done the work?
No.
That's Miley?
Yeah.
Maybe I... Miley Cyrus?
Yeah, let me see if that was me.
Ah, that was one of my clips.
We didn't use it.
Yeah, she was on Joe Rogan.
No, it's not good either.
Okay.
That's something else.
Well, yeah.
I don't have anything.
How about stop the hammering?
I don't know.
Classic.
Alright, I'll surprise you all come up with something.
Okay, I want to be surprised, but I want to be pleasantly surprised.
I can't guarantee that.
You should have thought about that before you came to school without proper homework.
Well, I will blame myself if I'm disappointed.
Yeah.
Alright, what do we want to do here?
We got a few minutes left?
We do have a few minutes left.
I got a clip.
No, I got something fun.
Well, I got a clip, too, that I want to get out of the way.
Do it.
Okay, now, because this is a rerun of last year, it hasn't been brought to the fore yet, but it will, because we've got to make the transition.
We're in this COVID rut, and we're trying to transition to climate change, but we can't manage it that easy.
But we've got this other issue that is part of it, but we can't make the move yet.
This clip is at least a week old, and it's still not being played up.
This will be major media news.
This is the Amazon fires, again, like last year.
Well, Brazil's Amazon rainforest is burning again.
Despite a ban on starting fires to clear land for development, more than 60,000 blazers have been detected already this year.
The Amazon basin plays a crucial role in regulating global warming.
Experts are alarmed at the scale of the destruction.
Battling blazes into the night, Brazil's firefighters are busy in the Pantanal National Park.
It hasn't rained here for a month.
The ground is dangerously dry and winds are fanning the flames.
Farther north in the Amazonas region, it's the worst fire season in over two decades.
Although fire clearing is forbidden, many landowners continue to burn forests to increase their plots without fear of being caught.
President Jair Bolsonaro has drastically curtailed the Environment Ministry and criticized green groups.
Environmental non-profit groups receive huge foreign donations, but they don't have a chance against me.
I'll keep fighting and kill the cancer of green groups.
You really think it's going to be big news?
They have to make it as part of the...
I've been noticing this, and I brought it up on the show before.
They are re-running the playbook.
Yeah, yeah.
Thinking that, well, you know, if it was anybody but Hillary, we probably would have won the last election.
You know, she was a divisive figure.
And so they, you know, Joe, everybody loves Joe.
He's Uncle Joe.
He's a great guy.
And so they're hoping upon hope that the mistake they made was to candidate it herself.
So they're using the same playbook exactly.
They have done nothing interesting or new.
Okay.
It's the same everything.
So since you brought that up, I've switched out the last clip I was going to play.
Since you brought up the term playbook, this came up yesterday with Darren Beattie.
Beattie, Beattie.
Not Warren, Darren.
Warren, Darren, Warren, Darren.
And he wrote a book, I don't know what he wrote, and he claims that the same playbook is being used on the United States during this election that the United States uses on foreign adversaries and just countries who want to go rebelize or take over.
Think of Ukraine, think of some other places.
Ukraine is the most recent good example.
Yes?
I agree.
Many have described the actions taken against Trump as a coup.
And this is certainly correct, but it's a little bit general and vague.
What's unfolding before our eyes is a very specific type of coup called the color revolution.
It's a regime change model favored by many in our national security apparatus, particularly against Eastern European countries to overthrow target regimes that they don't like.
The color revolution model is a little bit more delicate and subtle.
It has several characteristics, but the chief characteristics of it is a combination of an engineered contested elections scenario combined with massive mobilized protests, which they call as a term of art, peaceful protests, and acts of civil disobedience.
If that sounds familiar, it gets even better.
It's not only the same strategies and tactics used against Trump that is used against Eastern European dictators that our national security apparatus doesn't like.
It's literally the same people who are color revolution professionals who have a long history of using these same tactics against foreign leaders they don't like to use against democratically elected President Donald Trump.
It's the same people using the very same playbook That's your suburbs on fire, right there.
And it's the lawfare group, it's the people who used to be in crew, citizens responsible, something, whatever.
It's lawyers.
It's a bunch of lawyers, so we already have enough confusion.
Trump has certainly helped.
And it'll be contested, and we're going to go through the whole legal thing, and then we'll have riots in the suburbs.
It's all on deck.
It's going to be great for the show.
Well, the show's going to benefit.
Do you want a fun clip before we go, Quickie, or are we good?
Well, I have one.
You have one?
I have one.
Quickie, yeah.
Well, let me play this in advance, because I just want you to listen to this.
I want you to listen.
This is the Macy's Day Parade, canceled.
And tell me, and listen, this is Jimmy Kimmel's voice.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Now one of the most beloved events every year is the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
And I always want to express my appreciation to everyone at Macy's.
They are extraordinarily civically minded.
They care about New York City.
We saw what they did on July 4th with an amazing fireworks display.
Even with all the challenges we're up against, they found a way to do it, a way to celebrate our country and our city, gave us hope, but did it safely.
And they're going to do the same thing again with the Thanksgiving parade.
It will not be the same parade we're used to.
It will be a different kind of event.
They're reinventing the event for this moment in history.
And you will be able to feel the spirit and the joy of that day on television, online.
Not a live parade, but something that will really give us that warmth and that great feeling we have on Thanksgiving Day.
You're telling me that was Jimmy Kimmel?
No.
It sounds like it's Bill de Blasio.
If you speed it up a little bit, he'd be just like...
It's the same cadence?
If you sped it up...
The cadence?
Yeah.
Cadence is milieu.
Kimmel is in the same leftist milieu on the West Coast as de Blasio.
It's that same...
You know, when we analyzed the old Hillary Clinton women, they all had the same cadence.
They all sounded the same.
When I heard this and I started hearing Kimmel's voice, I said...
He's in the same milieu.
I mean, this is something that we can identify, I think, and I've always harped on the fact that people that hang out together start sounding like each other.
Yeah, we have to be very careful of that, you and I. Well, it would prove the point that we are literally in the same milieu, the no-agenda milieu.
But when I start hearing it, a guy who's been sidelined because of his blackface, even though I just saw the promo for the, I guess it's not the Grammys, but the Emmys, I think, are coming up or something.
And there was Ted Danson as one of the guys, I guess he got nominated, you know, Mr.
Blackface himself.
No problem with him.
He's okay, good to go.
I think it's the Grammys, and I think that's why Kanye, he posted a video of him urinating in the toilet with one of his Grammy Awards in the bowl.
No, God.
Really?
Yeah, and he says, I'm just getting started.
I guess he's upset about the Grammys.
I don't know.
It's never boring.
President Kanye would be so good for the show.
And it just might happen.
We're seeing men.
Men are changing things.
And I've said, to me, it's very obvious Trump is going to get re-elected.
He'll also win the popular vote.
Just from what I see, I pick the hits.
We have black men who have discovered some kind of masculinity that they like about Trump and they're attracted to that type of person.
Of course, black men, just like white men, the black men are the victims of the killing.
They get abused.
They don't get to lead no BLM.
There's no male leaders in BLM.
The white men, we're at fault, you and I, old white men.
We did everything wrong.
We're the patriarchy.
But the gay men, the gay men are kind of getting shafted.
Pun not intended.
They don't fit anywhere.
The trans hate the gay men.
The lesbians hate the gay men.
And the gay men are kind of falling by the wayside.
And they're told to shut up.
And Harry Scarry, believe it or not, double R, wrote a book called Privileged Victims, and he revealed something about the United States Congress, which I did not know.
We're looking at, if we're just talking about gays, we're looking at cities run by Democrats, liberals, states, Democratic mayors, Democratic governors, and we're seeing them go up in flames.
And gay people are kind of inherently afraid of violence for, I think, reasons that should be obvious.
So I think seeing that has scared a lot of people.
And they're looking for someone to they're looking for protection from somebody.
And we've seen Joe Biden for the last, I guess, two or three months kind of excuse, if not outright, encourage what's been going on.
And then here's I want to say that this is a little bit of news, I think, for maybe your viewers, if not for you, because you've lived in D.C. for a long time.
Is that Capitol Hill, meaning the staff on Capitol Hill, not the not the representatives or the senators, the staff, the staff is very, actually very gay on both sides.
But the Republican side is actually gayer than the Democratic side.
And the thing is that the Republican side, they're very, very discreet about the fact that they're Republicans.
So you have these Republicans who finally are coming out and saying, you know what?
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of seeing what's going on around the country.
And you know what?
Trump is the one who at least says, we've had enough of this too.
So that's what they're looking at.
I love the Republican gaze running the show.
Yeah, it's about time.
Thank you.
Yeah, it is about time.
Get some diversity in there.
All right, everybody.
Affiliates, sorry we went a little long.
Rexo and Quozo coming up with your end-of-show mix.
We also have Jesse Coy Nelson.
And I think we have...
What do we have here?
Jesse Coy Nelson.
I think Nostradamus.
Again, we have way too many.
Coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com, That Larry Show.
And we will gladly return for you on Sunday.
Have fun at your meetups.
Remember to support us at Dvorak.org slash NA. And coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the capital of the Drone Star State, it is Austin, Texas.
FEMA region number six on the governmental maps, if you're looking forward.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And I should mention that I'll be playing a clip I promised I'd play in the newsletter, but I didn't, which is a meritocracy clip.
Because I've got another one to back it up.
A lot of professors are just coming out against the United States and the American way of life, and I think it's worth discussing.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
Remember us at thevorak.org slash an A. Until then, adios mofos!
and such.
It's been a tough week on the internet, I've seen a lot of things that I don't think I can forget.
Cops shot point blank in the face.
These animals standing around celebrating.
Man, I don't think I was made for this.
All the world's problems with nobody translating it.
I'm thinking I need a break.
You know what's in the my amygdala's can't wait.
Wait, I don't know if y'all know what you're doing for us.
Audio stress relief in its truest form.
I love the douchebags, but come on, man.
Dvorak.org slash an A.
Do it for them.
Six hours a week.
These guys assassinate the media.
You know how much time it's got to take to consolidate all these different things.
Spit them out like bulimia.
Okay, bad example, but for real, it's unbelievable.
And while I don't agree with John on the social dilemma, and I disagree with Adam on cuties, I still listen as they tear them down like Godzilla because I value their opinions on both of these movies.
See, we agree to disagree.
Isn't that what the First Amendment's supposed to guarantee?
But this week, free speech brought me to my knees.
I mean, have y'all been on Twitter lately?
I mean, It's been a tough week on the internet.
I've seen a lot of things that I don't think I can forget.
Cops shot point blank in the face.
These animals standing around celebrating.
Man, I don't think I was made for this.
All the world's problems with nobody translating it.
I'm thinking I need a break.
You know attending my amygdala's can't wait.
Will someone tell me how close I was supposed to raise a baby and this world has gone crazy?
I mean, maybe just escape it by a farm on the outskirts and maybe never face it.
But could I look my son in the eyes and explain it?
How could I tell him that I watched the world burn?
From all that I learned, you get nothing in return.
Is this the difference in greatness and darkness?
Is it persistence that separates the hearts and those of us who give up?
I'm sorry.
I got carried away and if I had to guess it's probably because I've seen a lot of things that I can't unsee.
But thank God for the no agenda community.
And I'm sorry, John and Adam put the exit strategy.
Probably can't happen.
Because in this world of apathy, it's hard enough.
I'm sorry.
These animals standing around celebrating.
Man, I don't think I was made for this.
All the world's problems with nobody translating it.
I'm thinking I need a break.
You know, it's in the Miami.
Let's keep it.
What deal can we have at Crazy Nancy?
I'm sorry.
Everything I do is a gift to you.
Hey everybody, I just took a trip on Nancy Pelosi's driveway.
Why?
Look it up, it's on YouTube!
I just...
Nancy Pelosi's driveway!
Hell yeah!
I'm just asking, what have I done?
Okay, I'm investigating right now a crime, so put your phone down, take off your backpack, don't reach for nothing.
I'm not.
Turn it off, put your hands on your back.
I don't know what I'm being suspected of.
You're defecating on a public official's property.
Okay, how do you turn this off?
I'd appreciate if you wouldn't turn it off, please, for my personal protection and my...
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi's district is San Francisco, California.
It's not only covered with tech, we're finding out that it's covered with human feces.
What deal can we have at Crazy Nancy?
Liberal cities will burn to the ground.
What the hell?
You guys are getting a shaft in here.
You can actually get shot and killed.
You're doing a little more than just a peaceful protest. .
Liberal cities will burn to the ground, he said.
And he kept saying, it's going to happen.
That's what's going to happen.
But the liberal cities will burn to the ground if Trump wins.
Well, is that a bad thing?
What?
Well, it's a problem.
Yeah, you know, I don't want any city to burn.
I don't want any kind of violence.
We're seeing these Black Lives Matter protests going into suburban areas.
A protest comes down the street en masse.
That scares people.
Liberal cities will burn to the ground, he said.
And he kept saying, it's going to happen.
That's what's going to happen.
The liberal cities will burn to the ground if Trump wins.
The whole thing is sketchy.
What?
I'd like to start listening to the conspiracy theories at this point.