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	They need to be abused.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, September 10th, 2020.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 1276.
	This is no agenda.
	Brand new ears and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Boston, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm And from northern Silicon Valley, where there's no sun, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	No sun, but do we have a Zephyr economic report?
	He has eight cars.
	Eight cars?
	At normal speed.
	Eight cars.
	Normal speed, everybody.
	That is your Zephyr economic index.
	The guys over at CNBC can start trading away on it.
	Bitcoin currently 10,357.
	And all is well in the land.
	Well, except for the fact that we have no sun.
	Yesterday, I have to report on yesterday.
	It's just smoke, right?
	It's just smoke and red skies?
	Is that all you got?
	No, yesterday was different.
	Okay.
	Yesterday, usually the sun comes up around 7.30, I think, around now.
	Maybe it's around 7.30.
	And so you get up at 8 and there's like a sheet of light that comes in and it hits, when I go down the stairs, it hits a bookcase and I can feel, it's silly, but I put my hand on the light thing and if it's, by feeling the temperature of the light, I can tell how hot it's going to be that day.
	You can put your hand, oh my god, it's going to be a scorcher.
	Or nothing.
	Yesterday, at 8 o'clock in the morning, it was pitch black.
	And I'm not saying it was...
	Pitch black.
	It was pitch black.
	And so I had to get up.
	I'm getting up and waiting.
	Why is it dark?
	And so I'm getting up and I'm thinking, well, this has got to be some sort of a dream because it's pretty bright around 8.
	And I go down.
	The whole house is just dark.
	So I go down.
	I get up because I've got to do the newsletter.
	And so I'm...
	I'm futzing around, and then I look outside, and it's pitch black out.
	And then I wait, it's 9 o'clock, it's pitch black, it's 10 o'clock, it's pitch black.
	Wait, wait, at this point, were you ready to call the authorities?
	No, I was ready to turn on the news and see what was going on.
	I knew what was going on.
	So I go outside, and outside, if you go outside, there was just barely enough light that you could see kind of an orange glow.
	But it was dark, and all the lights were on at the horse track and the freeway.
	Everything was lit up.
	And it stayed that way until about 1.
	And it got a little brighter around 1 where you didn't think you were in the dark.
	But the rest of the day it was dark.
	And it was still orangey.
	It was very orange.
	It was strange.
	Today it was just orange, but it wasn't dark.
	The dark part really freaked everybody out.
	Wow.
	It was dark.
	It was just like midnight.
	Well, you know what they say.
	Yeah.
	They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
	I'm telling you.
	I don't have the Bitcoin.
	No, you're in trouble.
	I got a video from one of our producers who is growing some holy herb up in northern California.
	I think he's like one of those kind of guys who's got his secret place up there.
	Sure, there's plenty.
	And from time to time, he sends me a video to show me on the progress of how things are going.
	And he said, well, I'm going to harvest as much as I can.
	And it was completely fire.
	The sky was red.
	And this was at night.
	It was nuts.
	Well, the Bay Area darkness came from the fact that it was so hot for a couple of days that our marine layer came in.
	So we had a dense fog, and then the sky, because we have the Santa Ana winds blowing in the wrong direction, and it's swirling, it blew the smoke, and we had a high level of ash in the atmosphere that blocked out the sun, and then the fog didn't help much, and so it was black.
	Geez.
	And the ash is, like, this is different.
	If you remember a couple years ago, they talked about the ash falling.
	You'd go outside and there'd be these chunks...
	Like snowflakes.
	Yeah.
	Of ash coming down.
	It was kind of actually quaint.
	This is not that.
	This is scary.
	It sounds scary to me.
	This is a fine powder ash that covered everything.
	And so we were just in a volcano.
	Wow.
	Because I'm saying to everyone, there's no ash.
	I go out to my car, it's covered with this fine dust.
	Wow.
	Well...
	Yes, thanks.
	Good work on the fire control practices.
	Apparently, according to the governor, they spent more money on fire control than they don't do any control burns.
	I don't know what they're talking about.
	Where are they spending the money?
	I don't know.
	On cleaning up ash.
	Certainly not cleaning up poop.
	Anyways, it's still a little darker than it should be.
	I'm sorry.
	Did you actually say anyways?
	Did you actually put an S on your anyway?
	I hope not.
	I don't want to have to roll it back, but I thought I caught it anyways.
	Anyways?
	I have to tell you, my hearing is...
	You've got to turn your speakers just down.
	Caller, please turn your radio down.
	Yesterday, I went to my audiologist.
	And I got the new Widex Moment hearing aids.
	Oh, brother.
	What is this?
	Oh, brother.
	You see, your hearing is too acute.
	I just wanted to say...
	The new technology...
	Where are they from?
	Finland, I think.
	That these guys have put into these hearing aids is...
	They have...
	Every digital processor is going to have four milliseconds delay.
	I mean, you're going to have some delay.
	It's just what it is.
	Even this rig that I'm talking to has some delay.
	When you have that in a hearing aid...
	That delay becomes much more enhanced, and it can sound tinny because you're getting stuff through your pinea as well as the amplified sound, and it's five milliseconds later.
	That's what a lot of people complain about.
	I don't really complain about it because I'm used...
	I mean, shit, we've done this show with a 50 millisecond delay.
	Remember I used to do that?
	We couldn't get the thing to work right, and I'd have...
	I would hear my own voice 50 milliseconds delayed.
	You probably don't remember that.
	Oh, yeah, that's always a thrill.
	We did that quite a while.
	So they've got this down to nothing.
	It's zero.
	It's unbelievable.
	I'm wearing them underneath the headphones right now.
	Which should not be possible.
	I'm blown away.
	I'm also poor.
	Do they have these things sticking out the back of your ear like before?
	No, it got even smaller.
	Now they're rechargeable.
	Yeah, I'm poor.
	Wait, let me think.
	These things broke.
	I'm buying these.
	So when you recharge them, do you have to lay your head down on some sort of a flat thing?
	Yeah, on a mat, yeah.
	You have a special mat underneath your pillow and you're basically charging in a coil.
	No!
	Oh, okay.
	It's got a cute little box and you just slip the two in there, start charging right away.
	Oh, everyone wants to know.
	$3,700 each?
	No, it's together.
	That's a steal.
	I mean, it is...
	Look, I understand they're making application-specific chips and everything.
	I think you gotta pay good money for the right mattress, the right shoes, glasses.
	So this is such a big part of my life.
	I'm so, so happy with these guys.
	You're jacked.
	I am jacked.
	And a buddy from...
	I saved a friend of mine's life.
	Vic, who lives in Dallas, he used to be in South Jersey back with the Ponty and all the South Jersey gang.
	Yeah, we don't know what you're talking about.
	Yeah, you do.
	That's the music scene.
	South Jersey is the music scene.
	And so he heard me talking about this, I guess, on the previous Rogan.
	And he called me up and said, Hey, man, my kids think I don't care.
	I'm not attentive.
	And I said, You can slip into loneliness, into isolation, especially men, because they don't realize it's happening.
	He was using his Apple AirPods.
	So I said, Come on down, Vic.
	Stay with me.
	And he left this morning early.
	He's like, oh, I don't want these things.
	The stigma, big wires, things hanging off my head.
	We go and get this guy tested.
	He's got what they call a ski slope.
	He hits 500 hertz and boom, it's gone.
	He's just got almost nothing.
	How can you hear anything?
	Can't hear anything.
	Yeah, but he puts his AirPods in and cranks up the iPhone microphone, and that's how he's been living.
	That's really cheesy.
	Yeah, but people don't realize, and they think, oh, these hearing aids are going to look stupid.
	And he came in my house.
	He didn't even know I had him in.
	He said, oh, you don't have him in yet, do you?
	He said, look, here they are.
	It was to see this guy.
	All of a sudden say, oh shit, I hear the rain outside.
	You should be on the road promoting this.
	Oh, these guys don't give a shit.
	They're billionaires.
	They don't need me to promote it.
	They don't want to even give me free ones, douchebags.
	Anyway, I'm very happy and jacked about it.
	But that, of course, gave me plenty of time with my new hearing yesterday to realize that after my most recent Joe Rogan experience appearance, I have successfully pissed off Bitcoin bros, ADOS, everybody's bitching at me on social media.
	The only people who are happy are the Australians, because I said, hey, man, Victoria's...
	What are they complaining about?
	It was just a...
	By the way, that was nice Jules Verne set.
	I really enjoyed you being in the Nautilus.
	That was great.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's very interesting how much, you know, Joe has a different relationship with his audience as we do with our producers.
	So, you know, I think that after however long, 10 years, whatever he's been doing, this podcast and his man cave kind of got built up.
	And, you know, let me go through the path because I think there's a couple things going on here, which he may or may not have to deal with.
	I don't know.
	So first we get the Spotify deal.
	Everyone's like, oh, okay, well, this is great.
	Congratulations.
	We hope they're not going to censor anything.
	Then he's moving, so now people don't really know what to expect.
	They haven't been told about what their new living room is going to look like because they've been used to this old one that they have invested in in their own minds.
	The other one also had tchotchkes and stuff that I think people sent him.
	Oh yeah, exactly.
	It's the man cave.
	It had tchotchkes.
	I think the American flag was pretty important.
	Now, the funny thing is that I don't think anyone realizes this is just a temporary solution.
	Again, Joe has a different relationship.
	We would have communicated that.
	He's building something that's going to blow Don Imus' ranch away.
	I mean, I know that he's got plans, but everyone just got so angry.
	Wait, but before I get to that...
	So then the Spotify deal kicks in September 1st, and the episodes go up, and people notice that there's some missing.
	So immediately we've got conspiracies that Spotify is censoring, and everyone's really confused on what's going on.
	And then Joe announced my episode.
	It took three hours before it came out.
	I mean, at one point, I'm even like, bro, is this going to get on the air soon?
	Is this actually going to happen?
	And I think it was technical issues.
	And then so finally, oh, there it is.
	And then you get the...
	I think that...
	Well, I know.
	I know that they did not do any...
	They didn't have time.
	They ran out of time.
	They didn't do any blocking, any lighting, any testing.
	That can take days sometimes to get that right, particularly with a color red.
	You can make red look beautiful, but on camera, even the slightest shadow can make it look extremely flat, and people just flipped out.
	They flipped out.
	The YouTube comments were...
	I mean, it wouldn't even matter if I was there.
	And they were just...
	Yeah, I think they were shocked.
	Dad moved the kids and didn't tell them what their new home would look like.
	I thought that was interesting.
	Are you still there?
	Yeah, I'm sorry.
	I almost dozed off.
	Well, you did a great job.
	I only watched...
	I couldn't watch much of it because it was...
	And I'm not being insulting, but...
	It was obvious to me that I was watching two guys that were hammered.
	Well, there's one thing I need to say about that.
	Joe, I think, was...
	There was a whole bunch of things.
	I talked about it in the last show.
	He was really overly excited.
	Not having headphones, I think, made a difference to him.
	And that was a technical reason we didn't have headphones.
	Interesting...
	A lot of people said they didn't like it without headphones.
	They wanted to see people wearing headphones.
	Oh, that's dumb.
	Anyone who says that's just an idiot.
	So I think it was different for Joe not hearing himself or whatever.
	Something was different about it.
	But he was definitely looser.
	Yeah.
	But he, because with the headphones on, he's less likely to fall off a chair or move himself around so much.
	I thought that, personally, looking at the way it was shot without headphones, I thought it was dynamite.
	I thought he looked better without headphones.
	You looked terrific.
	You had some sort of a, like a film noir lighting on you that was just like almost surreal.
	That's just talent.
	That's just talent.
	Yeah.
	You were lit.
	Yes.
	I was well lit.
	Two ways.
	Two ways you were lit.
	I was super lit.
	You were lit.
	But the lighting on you, I don't think it'd ever be achieved again.
	That was beautiful.
	When you said that, I can't look at myself.
	I did go look.
	Okay, that's pretty good.
	So all of that was psychological.
	It looked just beyond like, holy shit, this guy's going to have a swollen head for three months now.
	Because you'd look like the star of Hollywood.
	I mean, it was unbelievable how good you looked.
	People should go back and just look at the lighting on you.
	Because I can guarantee to people out there doing this exercise, he doesn't look this good.
	He's such a douche.
	Now, here's something that was very disturbing.
	Because I was, I got the, on my flip phone actually, I got the podcast and the cars on the way back from shopping.
	They, some, here's what I can't know for sure, but evidence says, points to, they recorded at 48 kilohertz.
	And somehow, something happened, a transcode, the 44.1, but we are actually just a tad slower on the pure MP3, and it sounds like I'm hissing and I'm kind of dry hammered.
	And if you put it on 1.1 speed, it's like Adam and Joe normally speaking.
	So it was extra crap.
	The audio file was screwed up.
	Yeah, because we were definitely lit, as you would say, but because of the slowdown, I'm tweeting like, speed it up, do 1.2, you gotta have that, it's no good.
	It's no good.
	Anyway.
	Well, I never listened to the audio.
	I just watched the YouTube.
	People were bitching about that, too.
	They said that because of the frame rate was too high, too much flickering, you know, that kind of you get from having the, I don't know.
	Interlacing, interlacing, interlacing.
	Well, so I did talk to Joe about, he said, Adam, I never read anything.
	I don't read Twitter.
	I don't read Instagram.
	He says, if you read that, it can fuck with your head.
	He's dead right about that.
	He is so right.
	And you look at the comments.
	Of course I'm looking through the comments.
	You know, because it's not really about me, per se.
	And like, holy crap, this is polarizing stuff, man.
	Anyway, the two groups that...
	You know, I ran into, I have to tell this story.
	There was a, I can't, well, the story's not as good as if I didn't mention the guy's name, but I can't remember his name.
	He's a very famous cyberneticist that used to be at Carnegie Mellon.
	I was actually, flew out there to interview him for one of the shows I did.
	And before I did, because I didn't know who he was.
	I should have.
	But I didn't.
	And then when I figured out who he was, oh, this guy's extremely famous.
	You know, he's a tenured professor.
	I should have known who he was.
	I didn't.
	He's a computer guy.
	But in the process of reading about who he was, I started reading comments.
	And there were these comments that were just brutalizing the guy.
	And I think when you're at the real high end of things, and Joe is one of those, you really get brutalized a lot.
	Yeah.
	In these comments.
	And so in the process of interviewing, I asked him about that, about these comments.
	He says, oh, you know, that's probably the last thing in the world I'd ever read.
	Yeah.
	Now, Joe was very specific.
	He says, I believe that actually messes with you really bad, so Adam, don't read him.
	He's like, well, I've got to check a few things.
	He's correct.
	Unless you want to be combative.
	Well, I think that I have...
	Quite a shield, because all day we're looking at crap stuff, you and I, you know, you get kind of used to it, like, eh, whatever.
	Even if it's about yourself.
	Well, here's what was interesting.
	So I, at one point, you know, Joe was not quite having my Federal Reserve FedNow talk, but I said, hey, you know, the apocalypse is coming, and you're going to need Bitcoin, which, of course, was a little nod to all of our brothers and sisters of No Agenda Nation...
	They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
	Now, after that, I said, Joe, at least one.
	And I meant him.
	So immediately, Curry doesn't understand Bitcoin.
	There's no way everyone in the country could have one.
	There's only going to be 21 million.
	It's not going to work.
	And so we have that.
	And then I say, well, I don't believe in any of the shit coins.
	I think Bitcoin is the way to go.
	And the best part, Anton on top of Anton, whatever, some Bitcoin evangelist who I'm supposed to know, who I don't, Joe says, do you know him?
	Because he had been on Joe's show a while ago.
	He said, no, I don't think so.
	But, you know, I'm basically saying, hey, I think Bitcoin is going to be very important.
	Oh, oh no.
	He's not the right guy to lead the revolution!
	Isn't the point that everyone just kind of gets comfortable with using something and now I have to be schooled and a professor in Bitcoin to be allowed to talk about it because I'm not intelligent?
	It's crazy.
	You've got your goat, this one.
	No, no.
	The one that was more interesting was ADOS, as I gave a pretty good description of American descendants of slavery.
	Now, there's the...
	What I call the category of Americans, the American descendants of slavery, and then there's the political movement, led by Antonio Moore and Yvette, I forget her last name.
	They're more like a political ADOS. And so those people were doing the same thing.
	Why is this white boy talking ADOS? That should not be...
	Two white men cannot talk race!
	Yeah.
	My goodness.
	People are crazy.
	Yeah, they're crazy.
	And you've got a big audience on that show.
	That's 11 million people minimum.
	Yeah, we did pretty good on that.
	And that is a lot of nut balls.
	Yes.
	What is it, only three more times and then we'll have successfully stolen his whole audience?
	Is that what you calculated?
	Five appearances.
	Five appearances.
	That's diminishing returns after that.
	Well, I had a great time.
	I can tell you that Joe Rogan is not under any huge cloud, at least not that I've witnessed or that I'm aware of from Spotify.
	I think you'll be just fine.
	You'll get used to wherever he's going to be.
	I'm still very happy to have him here.
	And I had a lot of fun.
	And there were some funny moments in the whole thing.
	But I guarantee you, almost no one has watched it all the way, because I dropped a bomb in there, and only two people picked up on it.
	So I don't think...
	People don't watch.
	I think 45 minutes is probably the max.
	This one, maybe less.
	In general, I just wonder if people listen all the way through to a Rogan thing.
	I don't think so.
	I think commuters, people truckers...
	Yeah.
	Makers listen to everything all the way through.
	They do it because they're on the road.
	And then Sirius FM doesn't do the trick.
	I mean, I've had plenty of cars with that facility, and it doesn't do the trick.
	The stuff's on there's not that good.
	I mean, you can only listen to so much of Elvis.
	The talk shows are funny.
	I have Sirius, and only for...
	Just so I can listen to the news channels in the car.
	Anyway, so that was fun, and we did get a lot of positive feedback, so we really appreciate that from everybody.
	The Australians were...
	They're so messed up down under, and we do have to speak with our producers there, because people are...
	They're making a lot of the same mistakes we made.
	Now, they're six months behind almost.
	Five, six months behind on the script, which is identical.
	The same thing is being rolled out.
	And they're still blaming politicians.
	Whereas we're, you know, we're ready to uncover the legitimacy or not of the PCR test.
	You know, we're really, we have some good data and they're kind of closed off and they feel horrible because they are in some severe lockdown situation that I don't think, that's second only to Wuhan when they did their original lockdown.
	I think they welded people in their homes.
	And so when I said, hey, shout out Down Under.
	People are hurting there with these lockdowns.
	People are very appreciative.
	So who cares about us down here?
	Hey, we care about you.
	And I'm going to give you a few clips here to show you that the signs are telling you you've got to think very hard about who you're blaming and what is going on, especially when Dirty Dan...
	Dan Andrews, the premier of Victoria, does this.
	Coronavirus in Victoria.
	That is 63 new cases since my update yesterday.
	I'm sad to have to report that there have now been 666 Victorians who have lost their life.
	I mean, come on.
	You could at least wait an hour and make it 667.
	He didn't have to do triple six right away.
	He was just flaunting it.
	Just throwing the devil at him.
	And then the best part is the age range.
	Because of this global pandemic, that's an increase of five since yesterday's update.
	Two of these deaths occurred prior to yesterday.
	These include one female in her 80s, three females in their 90s, one female in her 100s.
	And we send our sincere sympathies and condolences to each of those five families.
	This will be a very difficult time for them.
	So, that's what they're dealing with.
	It's the same thing.
	So, a 100-year-old woman dies of COVID. Lock them down.
	Oh, let's lock down the country because this old woman died of COVID. Yeah.
	Exactly.
	I don't know if you ever talked to a 100-year-old woman.
	I've spoken to the 2,000-year-old man.
	The 100-year-old woman, most of them are just looking forward to it.
	Well, you're generalizing now.
	I don't know how many hundred-year-old people you know.
	So here's a bit from...
	This is Paul Murray of Sky News.
	And I think this is his own podcast, possibly?
	Video podcast?
	Because these days you don't know if someone's on TV from home or if they're just doing a podcast.
	Yes, everything looks like a cheesy podcast.
	You don't really know what's what.
	He does work for Sky News Australia.
	And here's what he said.
	Daniel Andrews is lying to the people of Victoria and the media is helping him get away with it.
	No giant surprise.
	And notice how any Murdoch property, whether it's in the United States, Fox News, or Sky, they always feel they're not part of the media.
	They were not part of the mainstream media, which of course is laughable, but okay.
	All last week, I've got a plan.
	I'll tell you about the plan.
	I'll release the plan.
	The other plan's not a real plan.
	This is the real plan.
	Here's the deal.
	These are the key things you need to know about what has been announced.
	In reality, the curfew will stay in Victoria, not for two more weeks, but until the end of next month, until October 26.
	Regional Victoria is still going to be punished until mid-October at the earliest.
	Bars and cafes maintain being absolutely thumped by this Premier.
	They will be limited to just 10 people, even if we get to November.
	And when it comes to the reopening, I'm about to tell you a whole bunch of dates, but it's not really about the dates.
	It's about the cases.
	Can you believe this?
	I mean, that...
	That's just a preliminary, and then it's going to be based on this crazy low number of cases per day.
	And the numbers are numbers that you don't just have to hit once, you have to hit for 14 days or for 28 days.
	Here's the Premier talking about his plan that the media said was so damn amazing.
	Reality, nothing really changes until maybe October 26.
	Roll the tape.
	I apologise for the circumstances we find ourselves in.
	I apologise for the reality that we find ourselves in.
	But we can't change that.
	We can't simply wish that away.
	This job...
	The honour that I have to lead our state is about making tough calls, but it's also being accountable.
	And I'm 100% accountable for where we find ourselves, but equally I'm accountable for getting us to the other side of this.
	Now, we should have been able to say see you next Tuesday to this virus.
	I love that.
	Did you catch what he's saying here?
	See you next Tuesday?
	Those Aussies, man.
	They'll say anything.
	For where we find ourselves, but equally, I'm accountable for getting us to the other side of this.
	Now, we should have been able to say, see you next Tuesday, to this virus months ago.
	But because of the behaviour and the decisions of Andrews and his government, there was a second wave.
	Hotel quarantine has worked where there are thousands of people that are coming from overseas.
	Currently in Sydney, there are four and a half thousand people.
	The system didn't work because, not because the people of Victoria did the wrong thing, but because Daniel Andrews did the wrong thing.
	No.
	This is where, and I'm sure a lot of people watch this guy and they're real happy that he's blaming the Prime Minister.
	No, your problem is not with the hotel.
	You think that, seriously, that you wouldn't be locked down if they hadn't put the idiot Uber drivers in front of these so-called hotels?
	No, you cannot stop this.
	It's airborne.
	By the way, Maurice the dog, the top dog, Maurice de Hont, he has had a paper peer-reviewed and accepted into one of the Elsevier's Dutch medical publications about his aerosol spread.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's kind of like you heard it here first.
	Well, unless you're living in Holland.
	And the other thing is, we're learning that the tests are crap.
	The tests are no good.
	The PCR tests just have too high a false positive rate, and there's crazy stuff going on.
	Here's a woman in Quebec, a nurse.
	I don't know where else to start other than, how frustrating is this?
	It's very frustrating.
	It's very frustrating, but also very stressful.
	When she first tested positive for COVID-19, Sarah Laurence Côté thought she'd be fine in a couple of weeks.
	That first test came back May 6th.
	But as an orderly at this Montreal senior's residence, to be allowed back to work, she needed two negative tests.
	She hasn't been able to get even one.
	You go back and get tested again and again and again, and every time it comes back positive.
	Yeah.
	How many times so far?
	Eight times so far.
	Uh-huh.
	So that's clearly not right.
	Clearly.
	And here is, finally, we've got a professor...
	Like I've said it before, I'll say it again.
	When this is said and done, about a year or two from now, the scandals that will emerge are going to be mind-boggling.
	Yeah, I think some of that's starting here.
	This is Carl Hennigan.
	He is a professor of evidence-based medicine on the PCR test.
	He's going to explain exactly why it's not working.
	When you do a PCR test...
	You basically amplify the amount of RNA you put into a DNA copy and then you exponentially double that amount of DNA. And that's called the cycle threshold.
	And the more times you do that, the less virus you start out with.
	And this is important because you can basically pick up a single copy of RNA in an individual.
	There is a complete difference between you being infectious, which is about seven days from the onset of symptoms to about at day eight you cannot find infectious people apart from the few people who end up on ITU who are worsening.
	We have found RNA shedding in evidence for 78 days because the RNA is only 20 base pairs long And it takes much longer for you to degrade the RNA. So when you're picking up asymptomatic people, you have no idea if they have active infection or Did they have it two months ago?
	Because you intermittently shed this RNA and it's the same for all viruses.
	Now you can put in a threshold level which says you are infectious which is about a million copies per mil in a sample which is a cycle threshold of about 25.
	And if you do that you can pick up the people who are infectious but the way we're deploying the test at the moment Is in a sort of ragbag way that says whatever amount of RNA you've got on board, you are positive.
	And we are going to see this move forward.
	And we've wrote this about two or three times in the Spectator and kept moving forward the discussion.
	But it's now on the radar because there are 25 studies that have now looked at this and 10 have come in the last three weeks.
	So this idea is becoming more important.
	And I think you're right.
	People are starting to speak up.
	They're not being...
	This guy wasn't taken off of YouTube yet, at least.
	Maybe because he seems to be speaking quite coherently.
	Thank you.
	Doesn't have a crazy name, doesn't go to a nutty church, you know, anything that he can be pulled down for.
	But this does corroborate exactly what our very own Pope Fauci said back in March about asymptomatic spread.
	Just to add one thing that seems to get lost in that question, is that as Bob said, and I agree, we would really like to see the data, because if there is asymptomatic transmission, it impacts certain policies that you do regarding screening, etc.
	But the one thing historically people need to realize, that even if there is some asymptomatic transmission, in all the history of respiratory-borne viruses of any type, asymptomatic transmission has never been the driver of outbreaks.
	The driver of outbreaks is always a symptomatic person.
	Even if there's a rare asymptomatic person that might transmit, an epidemic is not driven by asymptomatic carriers.
	It's too bad we record these things, Tony.
	Yeah, we keep them too.
	Typhoid Mary comes to mind.
	Ha ha!
	Do tell the story of TM. Typhoid Mary was a woman who was an asymptomatic carrier of typhoid, and she wouldn't infect people.
	It didn't cause an epidemic.
	But anyone who came in contact with her would get typhoid, and they could never figure out where these typhoid cases were coming from.
	I believe this was in the 1800s.
	Do you think that was just a myth, an urban legend, something they needed to have?
	No, it was a fact.
	Well, I didn't know the person.
	I wasn't there.
	But there are a lot of accounts, and the term stuck.
	And it makes some sense.
	There are people that can...
	There are diseases today that people carry around and they show absolutely zero symptoms, but they still have it.
	Well, why don't we say this?
	According to sources familiar with the matter, typhoid Mary was asymptomatic and spread typhus.
	Typhoid.
	Typhoid.
	That's the safe way to report it, man.
	Come on, you know how to do this.
	We had four anonymous sources confirm this, and one anonymous source confirmed the other three anonymous sources.
	Of course, you heard in that Australia report, they always say, well, now we have the second wave.
	You don't have a second wave.
	It's not a second wave.
	You're just getting it.
	It's just starting now.
	And brace, brace, brace, because it's not going to get any better.
	Is it just going to pour more of this bullcrap on you when very old people in elder care are apparently not being isolated properly, not taken care of?
	In the UK? Oh, yeah.
	Again, we're testing.
	Watch out, everybody.
	Shut up.
	We've got to lock down again.
	There are growing fears of a coronavirus resurgence in the United Kingdom as the country reports its second consecutive day of almost 3,000 new cases.
	2,948 cases were reported in the past 24 hours against 2,998 the day before.
	Younger residents have been urged to adhere to social distancing rules as authorities struggle to contain the new outbreak.
	The UK's weekly rate of new cases has now reached the threshold at which the government has reintroduced restrictions on international travellers.
	Cases, cases, cases.
	Case apocalypse.
	And as we know in Austin, Texas, where we have the University of Texas, where Corona is running rampant because, of course, kids don't care.
	They got nothing to care about.
	They're okay.
	No one's dying.
	How many?
	No one's dying.
	Not of the kids.
	Zero.
	The way it's reported, half the campus is dead already.
	Do you have said report or is this according to sources familiar with the matter?
	No, I don't have the report.
	I do know that Texas is the nexus of all this.
	I don't even know why you're reporting like this because it makes no sense.
	The national news knows that Texas is horrible.
	Well, let's do some local news as we find out that we are going to test you, children.
	And I think this is the first example.
	I'm very proud that we can hold up our big foam finger number one in Texas because you've got this to look forward to!
	Yeah, Tom and Sally, a big concern.
	Good morning.
	The university plans to make sure every student that attends Saturday's game is free of COVID-19.
	They're doing this by making sure that those who are attending as part of the big ticket student game package take a COVID-19 test tomorrow.
	The test is free, but mandatory.
	Only students who show proof of their negative COVID-19 test results will be given a ticket for Saturday's game.
	But thousands of alumni will also be attending, and Interim Austin Health Authority Dr.
	Mark Escott worries as many as 50 people could catch the virus at Saturday's game.
	Our gathering limit's 10, and having 25,000 people in one space is a concern.
	People have to make a decision whether or not they're going to go to the game.
	I will be watching on my TV. Dr.
	Escott says he worries the most about the increased risk of transmission in lines for the bathroom and concession stands.
	Now keep in mind UT did eliminate tailgating for this season and they also plan to provide over 200 hand sanitizing kiosks as well as enforcing masks for everyone who attends the game.
	25,000 will be tested.
	Can't go into the game.
	Can't go to the movie theater.
	Can't go anywhere.
	I think these tests are rape.
	Rape?
	Yeah.
	I'm thinking about this.
	Because every time I see this, I cringe.
	Because they show it on television way too much.
	They have somebody with this big, long swab thing.
	The thing's a mile long.
	And there's some evil-looking person with a mask on.
	You know, like a rapist might wear a mask.
	It's a violation, sure.
	It's a violation.
	Well, okay.
	I'm not trivializing rape.
	No, I know you're not.
	I'm taking it to this other level.
	Symbolic rape.
	And you stick this thing in their nose and then they don't like it.
	A lot of people kind of back off and their eyes close and they squirm.
	And then they stick it in further and further and they twist it and twist it.
	And then they pull it out.
	It's disgusting.
	And they keep showing it on television.
	It's rape.
	Uh, yeah, it's definitely very invasive and it's not, it's me.
	You know what's, uh, I was talking to my sister.
	Who would like doing this is the question I ask.
	Here's what I'm concerned about.
	I was talking with my sister-in-law.
	You met Tony at the wedding.
	Yeah.
	I'm talking to Tony.
	Actually, she calls me.
	She called me the day after the Rogan thing.
	She's like, I want to, Jody, be quiet.
	I want you to tell me about the Federal Reserve.
	I'll send a few YouTube videos your way.
	But we were talking.
	She says, I have something really weird going on with the COVID. I said, people who have had it, and she's a very social person, she talks to the neighbors, and she's got all her little communities.
	People who have had it are all like, don't tell anyone that I had it.
	And even worse, they're ashamed that they're going to get a test.
	Don't tell anyone I got tested.
	It's like you have the plague.
	This is concerning to me.
	That's interesting.
	I was surprised.
	Oh, yeah.
	Everyone's like that.
	And one neighbor leaned into her when they were talking on the street.
	By the way, Mary's daughter over there, she had the COVID. I mean, that's like, seriously, it's like they have the plague.
	And this is Indiana.
	Indiana, not necessarily left, you know, media-type influence, but yeah, for real, this is affecting people.
	To that degree, it's disturbing.
	You know, like they have some real horrible disease.
	Which, of course, people think it is, the way it's being presented.
	We have given up on all this.
	We've given up on combating, ah, it's just cases.
	No, no, it's just reported as if we're all dying.
	So get out there.
	Well, I'll be happy when this blows over.
	Yeah.
	Actually, do you think it ever will truly blow over?
	Yes, it will.
	I mean, forget the November 4th date.
	And I've got to think that...
	Well, I got a great note here from our official No Agenda pharmacist, who throughout the almost past half year has been giving us all kinds of information about treatments, etc.
	And the big news came out that AstraZeneca has halted its vaccine trial because someone had some severe side effect.
	So the first thing I'd like to say is that this news came only a day or two after the president once again said, well, we might even have a vaccine before the election!
	I think the president at this point also knows if he says that, we ain't going to have no vaccine.
	I think he's aware that that is always going to be the effect.
	He may be...
	He's the opposite man.
	Yes, he's the opposite man.
	Maybe he's trying to push towards great distrust of any vaccine.
	And my goodness, Kamala Harris is out there saying, well, I won't trust any vaccine the president thinks is good.
	Which, of course, played right into him, saying, what is wrong with that lady?
	So here is the AstraZeneca pausing their trial, which our pharmacist says, and the New York Times, and let's just look at the actual reporting, because, oh yeah,
	the New York Times reported on this, quote, A person familiar with the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity said that the participant who experienced the suspected adverse reaction had been enrolled in a Phase 2-3 trial based in the United Kingdom.
	The individual also said that a volunteer in the United Kingdom trial had received a diagnosis of transverse myelitis An inflammatory syndrome that affects the spinal cord and is often sparked by viral infections.
	However, the timing of this diagnosis, whether it was directly linked to AstraZeneca's vaccine, is still unknown.
	Yeah, myelitis.
	Myelitis.
	So, again, it's according to sources.
	This is not even official.
	We don't even know what the deal is, except they've paused it.
	And so he actually wrote up a document and I've put this into the show notes per his request so you can understand why he thinks that this doesn't make much sense.
	But it is the AstraZeneca.
	We've got a lot of vaccines that are popping up and maybe the president is trying to knock them off one by one so that really ours, the Moderna, will be the one.
	And of course we have Russia out there saying that they have their Sputnik moment.
	And...
	Right on cue!
	Four more countries have agreed to run late-stage clinical tests of coronavirus vaccine candidates from China National Biotech Group and Sinovac Biotech as China steps up its efforts in the global race.
	Serbia and Pakistan are among the new countries agreeing to phase three trials.
	The two companies are seeking more data overseas as new cases dwindle in China.
	CNBG's vice president, Zhang Yung-Tao, said its phase three trials are expected to involve 50,000 people in about 10 countries.
	He added that foreign countries have expressed interest in ordering a combined 500 million doses of its vaccine.
	Trials have already begun in the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Peru, Morocco, Argentina and Jordan.
	CNBG is expected to be able to produce 300 million doses of vaccine a year once it upgrades its manufacturing techniques.
	And Zhang says it is working on a plan to raise its annual capacity to one billion doses.
	Sinovac's vaccine candidate, Coronavac, is currently being tested in Brazil and Indonesia.
	It has also obtained approvals from two other countries for phase three trials.
	That's according to their senior director of global strategy, Helen Yang, who declined to name the countries as the information is still confidential.
	China has already authorized the vaccine candidates from Sinovac and CNBG for emergency use in high-risk groups such as medical workers, despite the final stage of trials still being underway.
	So take that with a grain of salt.
	You need to.
	They really hate China.
	Well, I disagree with that comment.
	Oh, really?
	I don't take the Epoch Times with a grain of salt to the extent that they're...
	I realize that they're slanted and they're anti-Chinese, but their reporting is quite good.
	Doesn't that still mean the way it's presented can be taken with a grain of salt?
	I didn't say douse it.
	I said a grain.
	Just a grain of salt?
	No.
	You would know what you said.
	You take it with a grain of salt.
	It technically means that it's worth just a grain of salt.
	It's worthless.
	Oh!
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I thought a grain of salt meant...
	A grain of salt is not a lot of salt.
	But you take it, yes, with a grain of salt.
	Take it with...
	Do you take it with a grain of salt or do you take it as a grain of salt?
	Ah.
	Take it with...
	Now we have to know.
	This is what we do on this show.
	This is quite important, so we need to...
	Consult the book of knowledge!
	Okay, take something with a grain or pinch of salt regarding something as exaggerated, believe-only part of something.
	So isn't that fair to say that they might exaggerate or overemphasize?
	I don't think they exaggerate.
	Okay, well then from now on, I'll just say John's favorite Chinese outlet, Epoch Times.
	Their favorite Chinese haters.
	They're haters.
	From your favorite publication, your favorite media company, comes the desperate cry...
	Yes, the desperate cry from the millions of people who have been locked down for the past 45 days in...
	What the heck is the name of this city?
	This is...
	Shoot.
	I can't remember where it is.
	Oh, it's probably in the report.
	The same tragic story that happened in Wuhan six months ago is now occurring again in the Xinjiang region, as thousands of residents in high-rise buildings shouted and screamed into the night in despair.
	Xinjiang's capital, Urumqi, has been under strict lockdown for nearly 40 days after authorities announced a resurgence of the CCP virus on July 16.
	An Urumqi resident recorded the heartbreaking scene of people living in surrounding buildings screaming together to vent their frustration.
	It is clearly audible that the videographer himself was sobbing when filming That's exaggerated Straight up, no.
	I think adding that cry at the end and calling it the CCP virus, that's good reporting.
	Okay.
	The CCP virus, I agree.
	That's an exaggeration.
	How about the crying at the end, though?
	That's pretty good.
	Well, that was supposedly the videographer, I guess.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right, you win.
	Take it with a grain of salt.
	Not edited at all.
	With a grain of salt.
	But I will say that I don't know anyone else who's reporting that, and I kind of believe it's probably happening.
	Hey, I'm bringing the clips.
	You know, I think it's interesting enough to look at.
	I don't have the clips, and I'm the big promoter of this operation.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Hey man, we need to open your books.
	What are you doing with those guys?
	Open my books.
	But right on cue, right on cue, it's all happening.
	Yeah, we're moving it from coronavirus to...
	The Green New Deal!
	Because never before have we seen such horrible disparities between the genders and colors and the United Nations.
	I'm going to play this.
	Let me see.
	They tweeted, the United Nations Twitter account tweeted the following.
	The hashtag COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know.
	Do you want to venture as to what we all know?
	Well, it's probably something that we brought up on the show before they figured it out, which is that COVID-19 is a function of the global warming.
	It's even better.
	Ooh.
	The COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know, colon.
	Millennia of patriarchy have resulted in a male-dominated world with a male-dominated culture which damages everyone.
	Women, men, girls, and boys.
	Signed, Antonio Guterres.
	What?
	Yeah, here's a bit of a...
	This came out of...
	Are you kidding me?
	This came out of the UN? It's on the Twitter, man.
	Here's the audio.
	He didn't...
	That was what they tweeted.
	Here's a snippet, about a minute 30, of what he said.
	And this is the Secretary General of the United Nations.
	The COVID-19 pandemic has, in the past six months, turned our world upside down.
	Beyond the virus itself, the response has had a disproportionate and devastating social and economic impact on women and girls.
	COVID-19 is deepening existing inequalities, including gender inequality.
	Already we are seeing a reversal in decades of limited and fragile progress on gender equality and women's rights.
	And without a concerted response, we risk losing a generation or more of gayness.
	Since the start, women have been on the front lines of the response as healthcare workers, teachers, essential staff, and as carers in their families and communities.
	Between 70 and 90% of healthcare workers are women, but their salaries and conditions often fail to reflect the life-saving roles they occupy.
	Personal protective equipment is often made to fit a standard man, which means women care workers may be at greater risk of infection, and fewer than 30% of decision-making roles in the health sector are occupied by women.
	You know, I had not heard this.
	I haven't heard a single woman anywhere complain.
	Maybe I just haven't been listening right.
	But the PPE, the personal protective equipment, is too big for women?
	Yes, for a standard man.
	A standard man, like a standard poodle?
	Is that what you're talking about?
	What is a standard man?
	I think, once again, we need to go take a look at the, is there such a thing as the standard man?
	We look at the Book of Knowledge.
	And, well, we have pretty much standard person.
	Here we go.
	There is a Wikipedia entry for standard person.
	Let's see if we qualify.
	The standard person is a theoretical individual that has perfectly normal characteristics.
	This model is used for much research.
	Oh, okay.
	The reference woman, the reference child, the reference man.
	Oh, it is part of the International Commission of Radiological Protection's 1974 definition.
	Ready?
	Yes.
	Standard man or reference man is defined as being between 20 and 30 years of age.
	So we are way above standard.
	We're way above standard.
	We're a standard.
	We've always been beyond standard.
	Average weight of the standard man.
	Do you want to take a guess?
	145.
	Ooh, yeah.
	It's a 70 kilogram.
	So I'd say that's about spot right, spot on, 145.
	It's a little higher.
	Okay, we go.
	70 kilograms in pounds is 154.
	It's a little higher.
	Okay, 154.
	Average height?
	Can I guess again?
	Sure.
	5'9".
	Okay, hold on.
	I'm going to do the conversion.
	Centimeters.
	The conversion should be there.
	They're just disrespecting Americans by leaving it out.
	it's a wiki so I'm not using an A4 paper anytime soon either So the standard height of standard man is 5'6".
	5'6".
	Yeah.
	Well, the average height of an American woman is 5'4", I believe.
	So it's not that far off.
	So this standard man's garments should be able to fit a woman as 5'4".
	It's just that this guy's full of crap, this good terrorist character.
	By the way, if I can continue the official definition, just so we're really clear on this...
	So you are 20 to 30 years of age, weigh 70 kilograms, 170 centimeters in height, and you live in a climate with an average temperature of 10 to 20 degrees centigrade.
	Also, standard man is Caucasian and Western European or North American in habitat and custom.
	So, how racist is that, Wikipedia?
	I don't think people have not looked at the standard man in a long time.
	So standard man, but somehow women are getting screwed.
	70 to 90 percent of health care workers doing the work, doing the work, 30 percent in decision making goals.
	Now the pandemic has exposed the extent of this impact on physical and mental health, education and labor force participation.
	There are also disturbing reports from around the world.
	By the way, let's just back that up for a second.
	He says the pandemic has exposed, not caused, but exposed.
	The pandemic has exposed the extent of this impact on physical and mental health, education, and labor force participation.
	What is he saying?
	Is he saying that this has exposed...
	Wait a minute, hold on.
	This is crazy.
	The logic here is that the virus has exposed the fact that we shut down the economy?
	That's either he's saying that or he's saying women just get beat up and are traumatized all the time by the patriarchy.
	I'm not sure.
	We'll roll it back a little bit.
	This guy's trying to get laid.
	Work with only 30% indecision-making roles.
	Now the pandemic has exposed the extent of this impact on physical and mental health, education, and labor force participation.
	There are also disturbing reports from around the world of skyrocketing levels of gender-based violence.
	As many women are effectively confined with their abusers, while resources and support services are redirected.
	In short, the pandemic is exposing and exacerbating the considerable hurdles women face in achieving their rights and fulfilling their potential.
	Gross.
	It's just gross.
	Again, the tweet, the COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know.
	Millennia.
	Millennia of patriarchy.
	And the words, what we all know.
	You're reading this per se.
	It says what we all know.
	Yes.
	I'm reading it verbatim, yes.
	This is a quote.
	Yeah, verbatim.
	I'm sorry, not per se.
	Verbatim.
	Verbatim.
	One more time.
	The hashtag COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know, colon.
	Millennia of patriarchy have resulted, that's his problem, in a male-dominated world with a male-dominated culture which damages everyone.
	Women, men, girls, and boys.
	You gotta take a screenshot of this gem.
	Yeah, I think I'm gonna...
	This is unbelievable that they would do this.
	I'm gonna throw this into the troll room so the trolls can grab it.
	How is this objective in any way?
	This UN has got to go.
	It stinks.
	Yeah, and then they actually have a link to this is the time to rebuild more equal, inclusive, and resilient societies, which brings us to the way in which this is going to be done.
	It is a global system.
	We are all a part of it.
	That is, if you are the Biden-Harris ticket, let's go to Dr.
	Tedros, the man leading the fight against the COVID-19 coronavirus from the World Health Organization.
	What could he have on his mind?
	This will not be the last pandemic.
	History teaches us that outbreaks and pandemics are a fact of life.
	But when the next pandemic comes, the world must be ready, more ready than it was this time.
	In recent years, many countries have made enormous advances in medicine, but too many have neglected their basic public health systems, which are the foundation for responding to infectious disease outbreaks.
	Part of every country's commitment to build back better must therefore be to invest in public health.
	No, it's better than that.
	Part of every country's commitment to build back better must therefore be to invest in public health.
	So for the Roganites who are tuning in for the first time, there's your proof of what I was talking about.
	The Kamala Harris, Joe Biden...
	Slogan is build back better.
	This is the idea.
	You're going to mind control every country's population that, okay, we're going to build back better.
	And of course, and coming, John, your prediction, of course, with a warming climate that makes many more viruses just jump up on you and you're just going to...
	We're going to have pandemics all over the place.
	But if we build back better, if we build back better with solar and wind and Bill Gates' nuclear energy to pick up the slack, build back better, it will be a beautiful thing.
	Even the World Bank thinks this when it comes to Lebanon.
	You've talked about the need for credible reforms in Lebanon.
	What sort of reforms are you talking about?
	And can this government be trusted to implement them?
	Yes.
	Electricity reform, absolutely fundamental.
	The reform of the water sector.
	The reform of the connectivity sector.
	Every single reform that allows the Lebanese citizen to get to another level of normal life.
	All this is absolutely fundamental and all this would need one thing.
	Transparency, governance, efficacy.
	Lebanon needs to build back better.
	Come on!
	Lebanon needs to build back better.
	What is going on?
	Why are we the only people, excluding one Breitbart article, who are noticing this obvious trend?
	It's an internationalist code.
	It's not just code.
	It's an internationalist code.
	It's not just code.
	It's on...
	That is code.
	There are a lot of people...
	Okay.
	It's not hard to break.
	It's right on the lectern for Joe Biden.
	Build back better.
	He's an internationalist.
	They want to turn the whole country.
	They are anti-American.
	Certainly, yes.
	Well, certainly anti-American.
	Well, I mean, they're pro-American, but they're anti...
	Borders, cultures, no borders, no people, no...
	Less people, less people, everything free.
	Socialism, but this is an international movement, and Biden's part of it.
	And I don't even know that Biden knows this.
	He's so dumb.
	I was going to say, if you're saying Biden's part of it...
	Well, Biden's people are part of it, and the slogan was handed to him.
	He didn't dream this up.
	No.
	Of course he didn't.
	One of his people, one of the high-end people came up with it.
	Kamala probably knows what's going on.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	Well, you know...
	Maybe.
	There's a million jokes there.
	I'm not going to any of them.
	I've already gotten myself in enough trouble for this show.
	All right.
	So maybe we just go straight into just a little bit of China since we're already bitching about them.
	Because, of course, they are completely responsible for everything.
	Note, we got several notes based upon your request about the Huawei backdoors.
	As we have...
	Also, as far as I'm...
	As far as I know, still not really reported anywhere that the...
	Kosovo-Serbia harmonization agreement is pretty much centered around putting a big broomstick up China's butthole by chopping off their rail project.
	So we're going to finance that now, maybe with the EU, maybe not.
	We are a signatory to the signatory that they are to themselves.
	And it says in the agreement, we're going to help you out.
	We're going to help extend this railway to the port.
	That was always China.
	The Belt and Road is a port and railroad plan.
	Includes the 5G digital highway, Huawei, which they both agreed to in their agreement.
	They will remove it if they have it and will reject it if the 5G provider is on the foreboding list.
	And there's good reason for it.
	So here we go.
	This was research on Huawei devices conducted by MIT's Lincoln Laboratory.
	One, Huawei does not acknowledge NIST as an authority and thus will not acknowledge FISMA or OMB M16. I have no idea what these standards are, but I'm sure they're important.
	A requirement for doing business with government entities or infrastructure.
	There you go.
	They do not demonstrate a concern for exploits or vulnerability or take a proactive position.
	Huawei has multi-hard-coded embedded superuser accounts within the chipsets which Huawei disputes can be used for espionage.
	They don't dispute they're there, but they dispute they can be used for espionage.
	They dispute the usage.
	Yes.
	Oh, no, we have...
	Yeah, no, we know that that's there, but we're not going to use it for anything bad.
	We're not going to use it.
	We're not going to use it.
	There's a couple more points in there, but I think that's the most obvious one, and Huawei has engaged in cyber espionage through the Elemental Super Microcomputer, Inc.
	They had contracted source servers to Amazon.
	Remember that?
	That was a while ago.
	A microscopic chip was discovered with backdoor capabilities.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that may have been bullshit.
	Maybe, but this is MIT, and the report clearly says no.
	And Huawei is trying to do some pathetic thing by saying, well, we have a better app system than Google anyway, since we can't use it, so we're just going to roll that out.
	Bleh.
	It's a little tit for tat everywhere.
	And what did I have here on the Chiners?
	Did I have anything?
	We had the Epoch Times.
	Yeah, I've been carrying these clips for a week and a half.
	This is Ambassador Sam Brownback, our Ambassador Sam Brownback, talking about the religious situation, how China continues to suppress religion.
	And they are, after all faiths, It's a war that the Kingdom of Man has tried to win for millennia, and they're not going to win this one, and they haven't won it in the past.
	And I think you can just look at all the evidence.
	You can look at what China did to the Tibetan Buddhists, and still, and the persecution and keeping the Dalai Lama out of the country, and now even declaring that they get to appoint the next Dalai Lama, the Chinese Communist Party.
	You can look at Sin John, which is probably the most egregious religious persecution taking place in the world today.
	A million Muslim Uyghurs in concentration camps.
	And then if you get out of those, you're in this police state of a virtual prison by all the cameras and the facial recognition systems and the limitations on you.
	The destruction of the house church.
	The desire to control the Catholic Church, the persecution of Falun Gong, the incredible reporting now of taking place of organ harvesting.
	And then top it all off with Hong Kong, that's supposed to be two systems, one country, being merged into one system, one country, and the system is what Beijing is saying.
	This is just across the board.
	It's everywhere.
	It has gone more nationalistic, and instead it used to be more at a provincial level, and it's gone harsher under Xi Jinping.
	His main implementer is Chen Quanguo.
	He's the party chair over Xinjiang.
	He put down the Buddhists.
	He's putting down the Muslims now.
	And the United States recently sanctioned him with global Magnitsky sanctions.
	Stuff you don't really hear about.
	No, you never hear any of what you just played.
	Did he say Oregon harvesting?
	Oregon, Oregon, Oregon harvesting.
	He didn't say Oregon harvesting?
	No, because we'd give them Portland for free.
	No, it's Oregon, Oregon harvesting.
	And he did follow up what the current administration is doing against this suppression.
	You're seeing the Trump administration go hammer and tong at these human rights abuses, and particularly religion.
	Hammer and tong, since we're looking stuff up.
	Hammer and tongs?
	Hammer and tongs?
	Hammer and Tong.
	Is that a...
	It's like Joe Biden shooting from the shoulder.
	Hammer and Tong.
	Hammer and Tongs.
	Energetically, enthusiastically, or with great vehemence.
	Okay.
	At these human rights abuses, particularly religious freedom abuses that are taking place in Western China.
	And we are going at the companies that are then used in the forced labor that is being...
	We're not forced by the Chinese Communist Party.
	We are going at the entities that their technology is being used to observe and to oppress people.
	We really see the future of oppression being fewer people in concentration camps and more people controlled in a society with 24-hour surveillance systems on people And limiting what they can do in that society.
	So we're going at those technology companies.
	We're going at the production companies.
	We're going at the individuals.
	And we are serious about this, that this is wrong, what China is doing.
	They seek to be a global leader, and yet they're leading the world in persecution.
	The global leadership is in persecution.
	That's not the kind of leadership that the world wants, and the world needs to see this.
	And we're putting a big light on it.
	Yeah, except the only place anyone heard you say it was here.
	I haven't seen Ambassador Sam Brown.
	Good job with the lighting.
	Sam Brown.
	I haven't seen the Ambassador around much.
	So, I do like that they're pushing.
	Obviously, you're not going to get much support for pushing back on China in the actual media in the United States.
	And if I may, walk onto dangerous turf since it is quite well known that I am not the sports person.
	I have gotten a little bit fascinated by basketball, and it was after Sunday's show.
	I flipped on ESPN. There was a game, a Big Ten game.
	Is it the Big Ten?
	No, it's the playoffs?
	What do we have?
	Is this the Super Bowl yet for basketball?
	You're probably watching one of the NBA playoff games.
	Yes, playoff games.
	Which now...
	Okay.
	Here's what I know about sports.
	The placement of any...
	By the way, before you go on with that, they have...
	The thing that's interesting is there's one or two people that seem to have a lot of...
	There's a lot of blood relations, I guess, in the NBA. Because I don't know how many brothers there are in this vote family.
	But there are so many guys named Vote playing in the NBA. Just like, why?
	Are they doing genetically engineering with these Vote people?
	I think the funniest is they've named all white guys Ally.
	It's very odd.
	So I know that...
	The cost of placing a logo on a uniform on the court, in the stands, the banners, that is real money and that's big money.
	And all I saw was United in Black streaming everywhere.
	So it's not just Black Lives Matter.
	We are United in Black streaming.
	This is the Miami Heat slogan, apparently.
	They are selling United in Black Apparel, which, of course, all proceeds go to Black Lives Matter, I presume.
	This has to be compensated.
	It's on the shirts.
	It's on the front of the shirts.
	It's on the back of the shirts.
	It's on the ref's pockets.
	It's in the stands.
	This has to be a Chinese Communist Party paid promotion to mess with our heads.
	I don't know what they're up to.
	The Disney logo that's on the court.
	The Disney logo on the court.
	Is puny compared to all this Unite?
	And who wants to hear it right now?
	The ratings are in the toilet.
	People...
	I'll just say this as a...
	I am a sports fan and I do know about these things even though I was unfamiliar with the Vote family.
	I... I know sports fans.
	I like sports myself.
	I like everything.
	It's an escapist mechanism.
	People use it to escape.
	You can argue with your buddy who is just on the opposite side of the political spectrum and you can argue and have conversations about the current status of the Warriors, for example, or how the football season is going to go.
	And you can do all these things without, and you get, you know, the rivalries are there, but they're not life and death, and it's just, it's silly at some level.
	In fact, it's silly at all levels.
	It's very silly.
	But it's a way of escaping, it's escapism.
	To bring politics into it is a great way to kill it.
	These people, you see these guys tweeting, I'm not going to watch these games anymore.
	I go to watch sports to see the sports.
	I don't care about having to vote or do all these different things because these guys are going to lecture me about politics.
	Yeah.
	It's really bad.
	Bad.
	And the ratings show it.
	In what was actually a sports coverage void, their ratings are in the toilet.
	But they're down 30-35%.
	Not with NASCAR. Well, hold on.
	I am very happy this is happening to the NBA. Because this means it's perfect time for soccer to make its move.
	Yeah.
	You know, did you mention that?
	I don't want to bring this.
	You mentioned it in jest.
	I'm actually concerned about this.
	Because I've always been fearful that the whole COVID thing and everything is, you know, to get us back into a global idea.
	We're all one nation, one globe.
	We're all part of those borders.
	Football!
	Yeah.
	We want to all have this sport that is an international sport.
	You know, cricket could make a run at it.
	Baseball could.
	No, no, no.
	Soccer.
	Cricket is three-day games.
	No.
	Soccer is going...
	That is the universal all...
	You know, there's no politics in soccer so much.
	And now that they're introducing it, they may be killing it.
	But, yeah, I've been fearful of this because soccer is the dullest of all these sports.
	In terms of watchability, the rest of it.
	I've been in Rio de Janeiro to see the best players in the world.
	I'm going to disagree.
	Here's where you're wrong.
	It used to be.
	But compared to unite in black, ally vote people?
	No!
	Soccer is a breath of fresh air.
	So I'm very, very fearful.
	Good news is that people are tuning out from this.
	They're not taking it anymore, and I think that's good.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in BTC, John C. Dvorak!
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning, all ships, sea boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, all the dames and nights out there.
	In the morning to our trolls in the troll room.
	Let us get a count, everybody.
	L.C. Boom.
	What do we got?
	Trolls up.
	14.32.
	That's pretty good.
	Down 100.
	Down 68, really.
	68.
	Oh, wait.
	This is a Thursday, though, right?
	No, Thursdays are usually...
	I don't know.
	Oh, that's right.
	Thursdays are lower.
	Yeah, you're slacking, though, people.
	Get your trolls.
	When you wake up from under the bridge, you've got to bring them to the show.
	You've got to have them all logged in.
	We do say in the morning to them, our trolls are...
	I mean, if you want trolls, you might as well just have them and put them in a bridge here that we've got.
	It's the troll room.
	We even have some new trolls, apparently.
	In the morning, new trolls.
	You're going to have a good time here.
	NoagendaStream.com where you can listen to this show live.
	Many shows that we do live.
	Dvorak Horowitz is on Tuesdays.
	Nick the Rat is on Wednesdays.
	Darren O'Neill does the rock and roll pre-stream.
	There's tons of stuff.
	Tons.
	And while you're in there, hit up Doug for an invite to knowagendasocial.com, which is our federated social network, which has no algos, no deplatforming, no shadow banning.
	And it's federated, so it works all around the world except with people who hate us, which is kind of good.
	We don't need...
	If you hate us, then don't listen to us.
	This is perfect.
	And I'd like to thank the artist for the artwork brought to us on episode 1275.
	The title of that was Hypocrite Oath.
	Oddly enough, some people did feel necessary to reach out to me and say, it's Hippocratic.
	Oh, please.
	Put them on a list, those people.
	Not on the list because he's exceptional today.
	Sir Ned who brought us the artwork.
	It was his depiction of the Amazon delivery driver's cell phones hanging in a tree.
	Interestingly, they were hanging by what looked like nooses.
	So I'm surprised we were not deplatformed over that.
	I just see that now, yeah.
	I'm looking at it now.
	I didn't think about that.
	That was sketchy.
	Okay, well, we still would have picked it.
	Was there anything we needed to discuss?
	Yeah, we would have.
	Regarding the art, was there...
	Because you often will say, I've got to mention this, but what was it?
	Well, there was nothing really good.
	There is a couple of things cropping up, though, and a new artist coming on board that I want to mention.
	I want to stop it.
	I mean, I'm going to have to do a...
	Just as though...
	And by the way, the submission statement is complete.
	I'll send it over to you this week.
	Ah, good, good, good.
	But I think now I'm going to have to do an art which should be posted on the art site.
	Some tips.
	Handy tips.
	Tips like don't use our faces in the art.
	Yeah, that's a good tip.
	We did that for the first couple years and we banned it.
	So if you're going to put our face in the art and I'm talking to artists like...
	Superb Frango, who's got two pieces in with our...
	That is just immediately eliminated.
	Under all circumstances, there's no exceptions.
	There's also some other things we don't...
	Pictures of Joe Rogan as our artwork.
	It's not the Joe Rogan show we're doing.
	Think about what you're promoting people.
	These are promotional pieces that promote the show.
	So, you know, we're not promoting Joe Rogan's show.
	We're not promoting Joe Biden.
	I must say the picture of Joe with the caption, Breaking News, Adam Curry spreads Tourette's to Joe Rogan, is a personal fave.
	We're not going to use it, but I like it.
	It is funny.
	Spreads Tourette's.
	It would have been nice if the picture of Joe wasn't so red, bringing back the color issues.
	Oh, yes.
	So there are a number of things.
	Anyway, this piece was the only one that really had a chance, I thought, to get on because the rest of the pieces were just sloppy.
	And also, you had a comment.
	You think that Darren O'Neill...
	Needs to stop with that background.
	He's got to back off on his red background.
	It's the same one.
	It's the same one.
	It's like, yeah, we get it.
	It's not working.
	Yeah, it stopped working.
	And can I just point out, we really love all these people.
	This is just...
	We do.
	This is real love.
	Yeah, they're artists.
	They need to be abused.
	I know I'm cruel to say this.
	Oh, okay.
	And have you done this...
	Do you have a history of abusing artists?
	Or only during coronavirus?
	I've been in the publishing business long enough to know how it goes.
	And artists, they get abused.
	And they just...
	And they like it.
	And they like it.
	I don't know that they like it.
	They probably don't like it, but they expect it.
	Huh.
	Because you're not doing your job if you're not abusing.
	I mean, you have to be the big dick.
	You know, artists are very sensitive people, but...
	They expect something out of the customer, too.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, then we're giving them everything they wish for, I guess.
	Well, this is like a professional operation.
	We are very professional.
	It's like the height of professionalism.
	And that is...
	I really need to say this because when I compare anything out there to the amount of information and the producers we have and what they send in and how this really works and the stories and the expertise, we have four pharmacists.
	And how many dentists do we have?
	We have people everywhere, and they know, they understand.
	My job is not to bitch and say, I can't believe you didn't talk about that, which is what most podcasts get.
	Instead, our producers know, I need to email Adam and John and say, here's my expertise, here's what I think about it, here's some stuff to look at.
	And you do that before the show.
	And we're unstoppable.
	We're unstoppable.
	We are.
	We are unstoppable, and I'm very proud of it.
	We do our best.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com, part of our value for value system.
	You get out of it what you put into it.
	And the artists are sure getting their money's worth today.
	We really appreciate you, SirNetNet, and everyone who participates in this, and the many other ways, including financially, which this would be completely impossible without that.
	So we'd like to thank up front our executive producers and associate executive producers who shall be credited as such for episode 1,276.
	I just have to mention one more thing about the artists.
	By the way, I used Mike Reilly piece on the newsletter.
	And Mike Reilly did a piece this time called Free Comic Strip Blogger with a Fist.
	What?
	He's got an icon there.
	I don't understand what's going on with this.
	Let me see.
	Let me see what's happening.
	Where is it?
	It's right at the top.
	It's called Freedom.
	It's got...
	Riley writing a pre-commentary blog.
	He's got a fist.
	Somehow he's got a fist as he got into the font.
	I don't know how he did that.
	That's right at the top left.
	Yeah, I see it.
	I see it.
	I'm not so sure what that...
	I think...
	I don't know.
	I have no idea what that is.
	Very strange.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Let's just thank a few people who produced the show.
	Yes.
	Jake Scott's right at the top of the list from Cordelina, Idaho, and he came in with $1,000, which is nice.
	But he had no note.
	And we looked and looked.
	I looked for Scott.
	I looked under his real email, which is something, something, something at yahoo.com.
	And I couldn't find anything.
	So we'll go with no jingles, no karma for the moment.
	And then he can write us if he wants to say anything.
	Otherwise, he's an instantite.
	Yes.
	And he came in literally as one of the instantite.
	There is an instantite donation level.
	But there's no mention of what he wants to be knighted as.
	But we're knighting him as Sir Jake Scott.
	Is he on the list?
	I don't think so.
	No, no.
	But I'm putting him on there now.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it wasn't like a...
	He's in now, man.
	Definitely.
	Meanwhile, Anonymous Night in Michigan comes with $828.20.
	Interesting.
	And he wrote a check and he got plastered all over the check.
	Don't mention my name.
	Okay.
	But he does want Jobs Karma and the Curry Recipe for Success clip.
	It's a recipe for success.
	You know, the one that sounds like you, but it's somebody else.
	Oh, yes.
	And this bumps him to Baron, and I believe he's been upgrading.
	He should be on the upgrade list as the Baron of the Great Lakes Watershed.
	Ah, yes.
	This is why he's not on the night list.
	He's a title upgrade.
	He's a title upgrade.
	He should be on there.
	Yeah, he is on there.
	He is on there, yes.
	And he says, sincerely, Sir A. Oh, no, Sir.
	His is his old name.
	Sir, a source familiar with the matter.
	So he's actually the Sir, a source familiar with the matter.
	We'll give him his barren name.
	Yeah, we'll give him his barren name.
	And he wanted a jobs karma, you said?
	And the recipe?
	He wants jobs, karma, and a...
	Yeah, the curry recipe for success.
	Someone's getting cornholed today.
	Sounds like a recipe for success to me.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Okay.
	Typical Michiganian.
	There's actually a Michigander.
	Sir Boiled Peanuts next from Parts Unknown, $500.
	Um...
	No jingles, no karma.
	Another good one.
	Show is fantastic as usual.
	Shout out to my fellow Carolinian producers.
	Update on NoAgendaButtons.com.
	Still working a way to make SASE work for international producers so everyone that lives outside the U.S. a solution is coming.
	So far, 401 submissions to the site and 2,005 buttons have been created and mailed.
	Outside of postage costs and my slow service, they are free.
	These are rookie numbers, people.
	We gotta pump those numbers up.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Look.
	Here's the deal.
	Look.
	Come on, man.
	No joke.
	Every design has been chosen at least twice, but most popular three are the 33, the magic number, Club 33, Old Radio Mike, You Will Obey, and In the Morning, which is a take on the old Sun Records label.
	New design soon!
	NoagendaButtons.com.
	Yes, they're beautiful.
	They're really fun.
	Oh, they're dynamite.
	Thank you very much for your courage.
	Aaron Moreno in Covino, Virginia.
	$375.
	I have a note.
	Is it Covino?
	I don't know.
	Sounds right.
	Thank you for your courage and twice weekly...
	Hold on a second.
	It's actually dark in here.
	No lights on this subject.
	Oh my gosh.
	Twice weekly sanitation you provide my wife Nadine and me over the years.
	Since she is a Parisienne French, you have at least one donating avid French producer.
	Wow!
	There she is.
	Yeah.
	We appreciate that, but she's not in France, and that's what we're talking about.
	It really has to be an arrogant, angry Frenchman.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It has to be a dude.
	Perfect.
	It has to be a dude.
	An angry, arrogant Frenchman.
	An average...
	An average...
	An average arrogant.
	Yeah, not...
	Not regular...
	Well, average arrogant is more arrogant than any American.
	Anyone else, yeah.
	With my formerly conservative alma mater, USC, going woke and canceling all fall sports, this donation represents a reallocation of game day funds plus the funding of an honor society to which I belong.
	Okay.
	I encourage all others to reallocate funds so they would normally spend on entertainment or charitable causes that have gone woke And they should reallocate to the best podcasts in the universe.
	The breakdown is as follows.
	$150 for six games of an on-campus parking at $25 per game.
	$90 for six games of an on-campus tailgate reservations at $15 per game.
	$135 for my yearly donation to Phi Beta Kappa.
	Another smart listener.
	Because they, too, have gone woke!
	SJW! Wow.
	Please call out my douchebag cousin Frankie.
	All right.
	Douchebag!
	I hit him in the mouth many years ago, and he has yet to donate.
	Pre-COVID, this douchebag has no problem spending $10 on a craft single-batch artisanal beer.
	That's a beer that tells you a story.
	Yeah, well, it's a small batch.
	So he says single batch, but small batch, same thing.
	But he can't donate to the best podcast in the universe?
	Can't do it?
	He is the epitome of a douchebag.
	No jingles, you just need a good dose of health karma for the septuagenarian parents, the family, and the no agenda community.
	Aaron Moreno.
	Yeah, man, you got it.
	Here's your karma.
	You've got karma.
	So what's he doing in Virginia?
	I wonder what a Phi Beta Cap would be doing in Virginia.
	What could you guys be doing in Virginia?
	I don't know.
	What could they be doing?
	Is it Langley?
	I don't know what they're doing.
	But there's a lot of people who live in Virginia.
	Sean O'Connell isn't one of them, I don't think.
	$350.
	Just another contribution to the show.
	My appreciation for the valuable and important work you are doing.
	Thank you, John and Adam.
	Thank you.
	We're good with that.
	Thank you very much, Sean.
	Brian.
	Brian Boatwright in Lake City, Florida, $334.
	It says, not sent via email.
	I think he means note sent, and I believe I do have a note from Boatwright.
	Brian Boatwright, yeah.
	It's not here.
	There it is.
	With my fifth donation and no agenda podcast at 334, it propels me to knighthood.
	Ah!
	And I believe he's on the list.
	I don't have a speech, but I would like a plug for my company, CEUFast.com.
	CEUFast.com, which provides online continuing education for nurses.
	We're a small business, and the founders are both retired nurses.
	Nursing CE. If you're a nurse or no one, we would appreciate a visit and consideration to use our services.
	Keep up the great work.
	Jingle request.
	A karma of your choice.
	Then he wants the jobs karma, so it has to be one of these.
	And he wants the Pelosi jobs karma.
	And his title is going to be Sir Brian of Makerville.
	Yes, I'm looking at the CEUfast.com.
	It's very interesting.
	What is it?
	Well, Nursing CE, which I think is like Windows CE. Anytime, anywhere, meet your continuing education for...
	Oh, CE, continuing education.
	Continuing education.
	Yeah, meet your continuing education for nurses' requirements at home, worker on there.
	This is a big deal.
	Yes.
	Nursing is...
	The diplomas are also very expensive, so anything you do is very expensive.
	So if he's got a good deal, I think I'm all for it.
	I like his little owl logo.
	Oh, cute.
	Smart learning owl.
	Very nice.
	Yes, of course we've got jobs for you.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	We've got karma.
	Okay, good luck, Brian.
	Sir Vladimir Klega in Ostravya, Czechoslovakia, Czech Republic, Czechia, Czechia, whatever that is.
	I don't know.
	I can't keep track of all these Czech operations.
	Enough of douchebagging.
	As of this donation, he writes, I'm ready to finish.
	Finally use my title.
	I was knighted during Millennium Promo knighting many shows ago.
	However, as I did not contribute the full amount, I did not use the title nor ask for a ring.
	Okay.
	Bogo did work.
	This is going to change today.
	It's my 55th birthday.
	He's on the list.
	And I have opened a small vape shop after 30 years in the tobacco industry.
	Hence, I will ask for jobs and business karma for my store.
	A MILF jingle for my smoking hot wife, Olga, and a Reverend Al anything for a great start of the week.
	Your show has been a staple of my both weekly Sundays since Cranky Geeks, so stay woke and keep on deconstructing.
	Love and light from Ostrava, Chachia.
	Sir Vladimir.
	Okay.
	Very nice Sir Vladimir.
	And let me just see.
	Was there just a MILF jingle?
	Was there no karma?
	Sorry.
	Yes, business karma.
	Business karma for a store.
	Got it.
	MILF, that's one mother I'd like to.
	The GOP infighting is escalating.
	Political says Democrats are outright jitty.
	Happy to watch the GOP approach.
	You've got karma.
	Nothing like a jitty from the Rev.
	Nope, nothing like it.
	Why don't you read this one?
	From Sir Sean Fincham in Portland, Oregon, 33333, the magic numbers need to start with an urgent rain stick request for the wildfires raging across the western United States, in particular for my fellow Oregonians.
	This may seem excessive, but at least two to three shakes, if agreeable, the Clackamas County evacuation zones are too close for comfort.
	Well, certainly not.
	We cannot do three shakes.
	That is irresponsible behavior.
	We are trained professionals.
	We're wet here.
	We're wet.
	It is raining like nuts.
	So, I know what happens.
	If we conjure it up, Austin's going to get more, but I think we can handle it.
	Well, this time I'll agree, just in case.
	And I will give one shake.
	Each one?
	Just each one shake?
	Well, one shake.
	You shake and then do a flip.
	So that's a full shake.
	It's a full shake.
	Okay.
	Ready?
	Count me in.
	Ooh!
	Ooh, that felt powerful.
	I love how...
	I had to put it back in the safe.
	I love how people...
	Yeah, man.
	Do you keep yours in a gun safe, too?
	Yeah, of course.
	You can't have kids touching that shit.
	No, no.
	They grab it.
	They think it's something to play with.
	People talking about...
	Next thing you know, your house is off the foundation floating down a river.
	You're WAP.
	So people who are now talking about us because of Rogan, commonly you'll read, these guys think they actually can control rain with some rain stick gag they've got going on.
	How little do you know, people?
	These are official rain sticks made by Sherry.
	Yeah.
	In Utah.
	She makes the best.
	She makes the best.
	If you want a rain stick, I hear indigenous people from all over the world come to Sherry in Utah to get her rain sticks.
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	On a happier note, this donation brings me to Barony.
	The title, Baron Finch, will suffice.
	You got it.
	And he has a couple of jingle requests.
	Now he says he wants Sharpton, the world is...
	No, no, that's Manning.
	So that's Reverend Manning.
	Wrong, Reverend.
	Donald Trump don't just...
	China's asshole...
	He wants that one.
	F breast cancer for our beloved friend Justine who just finished her last round of chemo and is having surgery soon, most definitely.
	And a heavy dose of jobs karma for my smoking hot, fire pun intended, wife who is currently incubating our first human resource, debuting in December.
	Any and all girl dad tips?
	Greatly appreciated.
	Yes, brace for impact.
	Love you guys.
	Love the show.
	Thank you for doing the work so we don't have to.
	And thank you very much, Sir Finch.
	Well, actually, Baron Finch to be.
	And we'll see you in a bit at the roundtable.
	They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
	Donald Trump don't trust China.
	China is asshole.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs.
	Jobs.
	You've got karma.
	Onward with Sir Vladislav Dubov in Moscow.
	$333.
	And I find no note under either donation or under his name.
	So if you're listening, and I'm sure you are, under the watchful eye of Putin, I would suggest you send us a note.
	We'll read it in some future show whenever you want.
	Yeah, I'm just going to take a quick look and make sure I didn't miss anything from him.
	I don't think so.
	Now, while you're looking, I'll go on to Jared Turner in Moscow, Idaho.
	I believe he's in Idaho.
	He's in U.S. Moscow somewhere.
	Another...
	It's just interesting.
	There's a classic random number thing going on there.
	$330, $33, exact same amount of money, too.
	Weird.
	Huh.
	In the morning, we, Rexo Quozo, have procrastinated in a way that is unacceptable.
	The time has come for bars.
	Not just any bars.
	We're talking about no agenda bars.
	No agenda bars with a splash of Mo bars.
	End of the show, mix attached below.
	You guys have quite quickly taken over the numbers.
	One spot in my podcast rankings.
	Followed closely by Mo Facts with Adam Curry.
	How awkward is this for Joe Rogan?
	Yeah.
	He introduced us, but now I'm closer to John, Adam, and Moe than Joe.
	Weird stuff.
	These guys did such a fantastic song.
	I'm going to play it in its entirety end of show.
	Just have a quick listen.
	You heard some of this, John.
	Listen to this.
	This is so dynamite.
	From Russia, ladies and gentlemen.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
	In the morning, Quozo hit me in the mouth a couple times, but I ignored him then.
	For whatever reason, Adam goes on JRE.
	And I've been hooked on no agenda ever since it's so informing.
	These are kids from Moscow.
	Yeah, but Moscow, USA. Still Moscow.
	They're from Moscow.
	Shut up.
	Well, Drew Sample...
	No, I'm going to give him a karma and just thank him very much and we'll play that at the end of showmix.
	You've got karma.
	Rexo Quozo!
	It's definitely worth the...
	It's a winner.
	It's a winner, again.
	Another winner from the No Agenda show provided directly to you.
	Drew Sample, meanwhile, is not in Moscow.
	He's in Columbus, Ohio.
	$260.55.
	He's the first associate executive producer for show 1270-something.
	1276.
	Jingles.
	Turret sound, guy sound.
	The Fauci sound.
	Trump, that's true.
	Jordan Peterson, that's wrong.
	ITM, John and Adam.
	Sorry in advance for War and Peace.
	This is not War and Peace, believe me.
	No, it's not at all.
	I am proud to announce that this donation I've reached, Knighthood.
	I'd like to claim the title of Sir Bubba Hotep, Protectorate of all Hoteps, Hoodbillies, and Urban Farmers.
	I'm requesting microgreens and grass-fed beef at the round table.
	Microgreens, grass-fed beef it is.
	I'm putting in the order now.
	I was excited to hear John mention Hotep Jesus on the show.
	Then later that day to hear Hotep Jesus say he wanted to interview Adam.
	Looking forward to that show.
	I'm glad to see the two of my podcast tribes are crossing over.
	What are you laughing about?
	Now to get Moe over there to speak with them about ADOS. Actually, Moe would probably do a good job with them.
	I'd like to invite all the Noagenda producers for the first ever Columbus Grove City meetup on Saturday, September 12th.
	I think it's on the list.
	At Three Brothers Restaurant, 3090 Southwest Boulevard, Grove City.
	Thanks to you both for your courage.
	You better have posted that at NoagendaMeetups.com.
	I think so.
	Thanks to you both for your courage and no agenda producers who supported my urban farm.
	Restaurant orders are picking up again.
	Yeah, if you're running an urban farm, you should do well if you have restaurants.
	But business is more unpredictable than ever for everyone in the Toledo and Columbus, Ohio metropolitan area.
	Check out my website, capcitygreens.com.
	C-A-P-C-I-T-Y greens.com.
	Go buy some greens from this guy.
	I've recently partnered with a local beef supplier.
	To bring you the best grass-fed beef in the area, too.
	Oh, I got it.
	Okay.
	It's a collab.
	It's a joint.
	I like to call Nathan Frazier.
	You like to call it Nathan Frazier as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	Once again, by the way.
	Thank him for all his help with the sales, copy, and marketing advice.
	Oh, well, that's nice.
	I'd also like to shout out to his podcast, The Dark Arts of Marketing Podcast.
	I may even check that out myself.
	Thank you again, Sir Bubba Hotep.
	Yo, Sir Bubba Hotep.
	Here's your mix for us, man.
	I got some stuff for you.
	Here we go.
	He won the Tourette's.
	It's a Tourette's combo.
	Thank you, Chairman Nadler, Ranking Member Collins, members of the committee.
	First of all, I must say, I have Tourette's Syndrome.
	Sometimes I have tics and make sounds I can't control.
	So please forgive me.
	That's true.
	Wrong.
	That poor guy.
	It's sad when you have it, you tell everybody, and you go right into a horrible episode.
	I have it, so I know how funny this is.
	Yeah, but you don't have that form of it.
	I have.
	I've had grunts, groans.
	Oh, I've never noticed.
	This really weird one is like I have to hit my fingers against my thigh.
	What?
	Yeah.
	You have to see it.
	It's weird.
	It's messed up.
	My fingers against my thigh.
	Yeah, and the eye squinting is new.
	Of course, it's the thing that's most obvious, but I can't stop it, so I just give up on it.
	I wish it would go down somewhere else.
	Some people think it's sexy.
	Yeah.
	Well, as you did here on the Joe Rogan show, very much like our Secretary of the Treasury, Mnuchin, you get Tourette's, but you also get a hot wife.
	It's funny you mentioned, you said that, I saw that part of the show.
	It's a superpower.
	And I thought that you were more or less kidding, but at the same time, I started thinking about other people I know they have Tourette's, and they all have hot wives.
	We clean up.
	I know.
	I think it's because of the winking and blinking.
	Oh, he's winking at me.
	He must like me.
	There's all kinds of superpower that comes with Tourette's.
	Some shall not be named.
	Some shall not be named.
	Yeah, Sir Dave, the Duke of America's Heartland, is our superpower expert in the Arabian Peninsula.
	He is the Duke of America's Heartland in the Arabian Peninsula.
	And he actually comes from Gladstone, Missouri, but he hasn't been there forever.
	$233.33.
	This donation is from Dame Melody, who was awarded the coveted magic number recently while waiting...
	For her takeout order, as everyone knows, this means donate.
	Yeah.
	If you get the number 33, or number 33, oh, okay, I have to donate.
	Our Irish dance school in Kansas City managed to plan, organize, and successfully execute a major competition over Labor Day weekend, and now we're in the sure-hope-nobody-got-the-corona on them and blames it on us...
	How about a little F Corona Karma just in case?
	Adam, have you considered doing a deep dive on Dr.
	Ted for one of the rare days when you and John take a holiday?
	He certainly predicted a lot of what we're seeing today.
	Finally, I haven't been fired recently, but I'm about to let my company know I will not be recontracting at the end of the year.
	He's firing himself.
	So some traditional jobs, Karma.
	Please thank you for your courage.
	To answer your question, I do not think you can do a discussion on Professor Ted.
	I like to weave it into the daily conversations.
	How about just reading his tome?
	Adam Curry reading Dr.
	Ted.
	That's an interesting idea.
	Adam Curry reading Dr.
	Ted.
	I'm sure that's a copyright violation.
	I can't just go reading that and put it out, can I? Send him a note.
	He's at the Supermax of Colorado.
	Send him a note.
	Okay, I'm all over that, boss.
	You've got Corona.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Thank you, sir, Dave.
	And I want to know, how did Dame Isabella do in the competition?
	How'd she do?
	You didn't mention, how'd she do?
	She's pretty darn good.
	Well, maybe he'll match with another donation next show.
	Meanwhile, Evan Walls in Williston, North Dakota comes in with 225 bucks.
	I've been listening for the past five years.
	You truly keep me sane.
	Keep it short.
	Need human resource karma.
	I'm frying, sizzling, hot...
	My frying, sizzling, hot plate wife, and I just found out she's pregnant.
	Families that know agenda together stay together.
	I know that she would love to hear a Sharpton respect clip.
	Much love and happy belated to Adam from the Walls family.
	Are you part of Wall Drug in North Dakota?
	Thank you very much, Walls family.
	Congratulations!
	And is that what the kids are calling it today?
	No agendating?
	Okay.
	I guess.
	Come on, Reverend Al!
	She's getting lunch at Chipotle.
	The tortis in the race.
	Kim Kardashian.
	Siganoi Weaver.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	They're all jitty.
	R-E-S-P-I-C-T.
	There's no real conflict.
	Resist.
	We must.
	Tiffy, tiffy, tiffy, tiffy, tiffy Resist.
	We must.
	You've got karma.
	Chester Perry comes next.
	We've got a big list today.
	He has a great list.
	Hello.
	I want to apologize for this going on for long, but we're happy.
	Yes.
	Chester Perry in Emerald, Pennsylvania comes with $223.33.
	Thanks for both of you for doing the work.
	I was waiting for a good time and thoughts for my note before donating.
	At least I was until Farmer Todd outed me as a douchebag, 100%.
	So he needs a de-douche.
	Oh, yes.
	You've been de-douched.
	Douchebagging works, people.
	He wants a Pelosi-Trump jobs karma with a right in sweet corn this November.
	Is sweet corn running?
	I guess so.
	Jobs.
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	What?
	Give an R in Edmonton, Alberta.
	222.
	I've been listening for three years, and I've been on the 1111 monthly plan for two.
	It's been a great value, but you deserve more.
	Please accept my humble donation of 305 Canadian dollarettes.
	You'll be bumped up to executive producer with this donation.
	To the greatest podcast in the universe.
	Would you kindly de-douche me?
	Yes, you bet.
	You've been de-douched.
	My birthday's on 9-11, so please add my name to the list.
	I'm currently 33.
	And it was a bit of a whopper.
	Here's hoping 34 is as interesting as this one.
	No jingles, but can I get a shot of jobs karma for my smoking hot wife, Harmony, as she applies for a dream job?
	You bet.
	I'll write a longer note when I've earned my knighthood, and until then, keep up the good work.
	Love and light.
	Kevin R. Love and light to you.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Pedro Gonzalez, or Gonzales.
	I'm sorry.
	So Kevin R., since he did send in dollarets, valued $3.05.
	He's an executive producer.
	We bump him up, right?
	We recognize all dollaret denominations.
	Yeah, but Australia, New Zealand, and Canada.
	Pedro Gonzalez, $2.10.21.
	In the morning, the old PayPal account got suspended and pretty much canceled without me even noticing to donate.
	It's been paused for over two years.
	Oh, no.
	Apparently, it was a subscriber.
	You've got to keep up with these things sometimes.
	Yeah, they unsubscribe you all the time.
	I've been a subscriber for 20 years.
	No, you haven't been for it all.
	I also had to cut down on expenses so I could keep stacking sats ahead of the collapse.
	Stacking sats, bro!
	I've been eligible for knighthood for a while, but it was saving for something good.
	I would like to be known as SirBitcoin.
	I think that's a first.
	You know, that's interesting.
	Possibly.
	I don't think we have a SirBitcoin.
	Keto snacks on the round table, please.
	Accounting below.
	And he's got a whole thing here.
	A new job karma for my lady and a de-douching for myself.
	We'll give you this.
	Oh, sorry.
	De-douched.
	Hit it hard.
	De-douching.
	Anyway, he needs that for not donating.
	Please reconsider Bitcoin donation.
	You know, we should have taken Bitcoins when we first had the opportunity because it would have been a big deal.
	The problem I have with it is that we really do everything we can because of the nature of the show to stay on the up and up with the IRS. And to be dicking around with Bitcoins is just going to get us in trouble.
	Sorry.
	Really?
	I believe you.
	I believe you.
	I just...
	I'm very conscientious about paying taxes and making sure we don't have money going changing his value and all the rest in a wallet.
	You pay taxes?
	I thought we were a non-profit.
	We're not a non-profit.
	Let's get this right.
	No, for sure not.
	FOSS Project BTC Pay Server make it easy for the 100% independent third-party payment services.
	A dirty fiat to pay the bills, Bitcoin to store the value.
	Thank you for your courage, Pedro.
	Well, thank you for that advice.
	Well, I actually do have a BTC Pay Server myself at home.
	It works quite well.
	You could drop it straight into a dollar account before you take it out.
	But I agree with you.
	Having been through some IRS stuff, me personally with the show, they don't like podcasters.
	They really don't like podcasters.
	Podcasting and Bitcoin is like two things that they don't like.
	If you add to a day trader, you're in jail.
	That's pretty much how bad it is.
	Sadly, sadly, because there should not be a different tier of justice for us than rich people who can afford to fight back amongst the IRS's many shenanigans.
	It's just the way it is.
	It's what it is.
	It's life.
	You just do what you have to do.
	We do what we gotta do.
	Vincent Dame in Tucson, Arizona.
	$209.09 is our last associate executive producer.
	Despite the fact that I will mention this, there is a guy out there, Nathan Cook, who sent in $200 redo donations.
	Oh, where does he go?
	I don't see him anywhere.
	Hmm, that's interesting.
	I don't see...
	Oh, here's...
	I have Vince, let me read Vince's note.
	Yeah, please do.
	Jingles, he wants as much Abu Bakr Baghdadi Trump song you're willing to play, and Karma.
	I don't remember, we didn't, oh, what is the name of that Abu Bakr Baghdadi, what the hell was the name of that song?
	I have no idea.
	So apparently the mile we're willing to play is none.
	I'll read his note.
	I'm putting the money from this donation toward the damehood of my smoking hot mama Tiffany dame to celebrate her upcoming birthday on the 9th of September.
	Please add her to the list.
	I believe we did that.
	John, I have a bone to pick with you.
	I've donated twice before and yet to be de-douched even though I requested it.
	Oh, no.
	Can we do it now?
	You've been de-douched.
	No hard feelings, but one solid de-douche for each of us would be greatly appreciated.
	Give her one, too, then.
	You got it.
	You've been de-douched.
	And also a big shout-out to Chris Newbold, who hit me in the mouth and is getting dangerously close to douchebaggedness.
	Mm-hmm.
	Anyway, that's all I got, fellas.
	I probably said something that creates a spell.
	I had so many good suggestions, but I cannot remember what the hell that thing was.
	Abu, Abar, Baghdadi.
	Abu, Abu, Abu, Baghdadi.
	I remember it like it was yesterday.
	You've got...
	Karma.
	Maybe Trump.
	Let me see.
	It's just pissing me off now because it's such a good song.
	Well, if someone has that, then send it off to me so I can play.
	I need to add that in some understandable way to my system.
	Gosh darn it.
	That's too bad.
	90% of archiving is naming things correctly.
	And how are we with that, John?
	Very poor.
	Very poor.
	Thank you all to our executive producers and associate executive producers.
	These are the people who really come through for us time and time again, and this is why they get these titles, these credits, and you can use them anywhere credits are recognized.
	People have gotten gigs through them, all kinds of jobs put on your LinkedIn profile, in your resume, or just try it at your local bar.
	You can pick up people with this thing.
	It does work.
	Boys and girls, both.
	Yes?
	I was going to say, before you go into the last little final throws of the segment, I do have a made good I want to read.
	Sure.
	It's from Sir Janiski AM. Happy birthday, Adam.
	You're an inspiration to me.
	Hmm.
	Seeing you continue to evolve from MTVJO to Podfather to Austin, Texas Ambassador is a testament to all we can be.
	Further, best wishes to John and Mimi's anniversary.
	My much better than I deserve wife and I just celebrated 10 years in June.
	My contribution today is to ask for a triple jobs karma.
	I'm a manager who oversees the dude's name Ben and I've been out of work since April.
	Recruiters I have talked to have explained that their hours were cut as well.
	I'm sorry.
	It's funny that the recruiters got fired.
	Do the lean job market.
	Best of all, I spent the last three months trying to collect unemployment, which I finally got yesterday.
	This was after calling the Department of Labor and Industry Hotline over 500 times.
	Problems like these are very widespread, but are underreported by the M5M. So we give you a jobs karma and we can be done.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yay!
	You've got karma.
	That's right, everybody.
	And if you'd like to support us for the next show, just go to...
	And thank you so much for supporting us.
	That's right.
	The No Agenda Show.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Order. Order.
	Shut up, slave.
	Shut up, slave.
	Well, they let Biden out of the basement.
	laughter Out of the basement, yes.
	And I have a slew of clips, and there's one thing I want to deconstruct, because this has been going on, and it really...
	It's been going on, and he's got these patterns that he says this.
	He says a lot of times, guess what?
	Guess what?
	Guess what he said?
	Guess what?
	Guess what, folks?
	Guess what, folks?
	He does that, but the one that's really bugging me is...
	I'm going to get to that, but first I have to kind of apologize.
	I got nothing from his interview last week from his Cardi B interview.
	Wasn't that Cardi B interview way older than that?
	No, I think it's a week and a half full.
	It's not that old.
	No, Cardi B was weeks and weeks ago.
	They just brought it back because...
	Oh, maybe they brought it back.
	They brought it back because it was terrible.
	Yeah.
	And so I just want to say I found a summary of the Cardi B interview by one of those black guys who just mugs in the camera and he watches stuff and he grimaces.
	And he's listing...
	Yeah, it's the comedian.
	No, he's not the comedian.
	I've never seen this guy before.
	Oh, okay.
	But he's got good facial expressions.
	And I think he summarized this up.
	You hear the Cardi B interview in the background.
	He's watching it.
	And here we go.
	And what is his title?
	Summary.
	Oh, well, that makes lots of sense.
	And I just want answers.
	I want to know when this is open.
	This is cut up.
	I want to see it uncut.
	This is cut up.
	I want to see it uncut.
	What is that about?
	It was edited to death.
	Yeah, August 17th is when this took place.
	Weeks and weeks ago, you're right.
	Yeah, of course.
	So let's hear the couple of things that...
	I have some complaints.
	For one thing, I got...
	And these clips are...
	Well, let's start with this one.
	Let's get to my complaint, which is this clip is not called Biden.
	This is called Not A Joke, and this is from his Pennsylvania meeting, and this starts to come up in the conversation with all his meetings now.
	Oh, sorry.
	Here we go.
	Taxpayers' dollars where you're spending federal money hiring contractors to do things.
	Under my administration, it will be all made in America.
	Not a joke.
	Yeah, not a joke.
	Not a joke.
	Now, so a lot of people just say, this guy says crazy stuff.
	What is the implications of saying not a joke in any context whatsoever?
	The implications is that it's a joke and you have to make it so it's not a joke.
	So you make an assertion and then the assertion is ludicrous or you think it's ludicrous or you know it's ludicrous or you know it's probably fake and so you have to say not a joke to correct the record.
	That's a good point.
	Biden does this constantly.
	And here's the one from...
	This is from Michigan.
	And this is the clip...
	Biden for real comments.
	You know, middle class folks are getting hurt.
	And people were offshoring jobs.
	He talks about how we're going to take care of making sure that, you know, we created more jobs.
	That was the promise he made out here.
	The automobile industry, the steel industry, etc.
	You know, the issue is, if the American worker gets to have a shot, they're the best competitor in the world.
	I mean, for real.
	Not a joke.
	I'm trying to think how I might have used that term.
	It'd probably be, this is not a joke, okay?
	So you can say that.
	If you do it up front, you say, hey man, I'm not joking around now.
	This means you're very serious.
	But to say it at the end is rather odd.
	I agree.
	Well, in this case, he says, the American workers, the best there is in the world, this is for real, not a joke.
	Again, this really disturbs me because the implications upon deconstruction, which is what we do on this show when we want to, and most of the time.
	When we want to hold to the mission statement, yes.
	We want to hold to the mission...
	It's like the implications that it is a joke.
	And he has to say not a joke to reverse the mindset that you're already in.
	So what is wrong with this guy?
	Because he's the one.
	It's in his mind that American workers suck.
	I would never say it's not a joke at the end of that commentary because I think American workers are great.
	But apparently he doesn't.
	He's letting out his true feelings actually come out in many of these not-a-joke comments.
	He says not a joke.
	He does it all the time.
	Even worse is that It subliminally is sending, I think, a very bad message if he wants to become president.
	I don't think that that is very inspiring.
	Let's face it, Joe's shot.
	You know, it's just not, sorry.
	You like that end-of-show ISO? I do have.
	I have the ISO. I mean, for real, not a joke.
	I don't know, man.
	I think...
	You tell me which one you like, back-to-back.
	I mean, for real.
	Not a joke.
	Let's face it.
	Joe's shot.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	It's not even a...
	Oh, back-to-back could be dynamite.
	Back-to-back's not even a competition, man.
	So good.
	Well, I have one more ISO in here.
	Maybe not.
	All right, let's go on with some more Biden stuff.
	Biden has this thing.
	Now that he's out, we're going to see more of this.
	He has an inability.
	This is Biden's inability to maintain continuity.
	He cannot stay with a single thought without getting distracted and going off on tangents.
	And he does it not in a good way, which would be like a shaggy dog story.
	He just does it because he just can't hold it together.
	Play this one.
	You're going to have the best friend Labor's ever had in the White House because my dad used to have an expression.
	Wait a minute.
	You're going to have the best friend Labor's ever had in the White House because my dad used to have an expression.
	What is he saying?
	You have the best friend in the White House?
	He's the best friend Labor's ever going to have because his dad had an expression.
	The guy, he's toast.
	Toast.
	Now, he does extrapolate this a bit, so I mean, I did cut it out, but I'm just showing the discontinuity.
	But if you play the whole...
	I have the whole clip, I believe.
	The ramble?
	This ramble...
	We'll find this thing.
	This is, unfortunately, inability, Union Man, ramble from Second Event.
	Uh...
	All right, let's go with...
	Well, maybe I don't have it, but let's go with the ramble.
	It might be in there.
	Okay, we're going with the ramble.
	We found a position where they're rewarding corporations to move offshore, to send their jobs offshore.
	And so I have a plan that's called Build Back Better.
	But one of the things I announced today at UAW is that...
	If you have a government contract, the federal government has a lot of control over a lot of things.
	If you use taxpayers' money and you hire people to build things or make things for the United States, you have to do it with American labor.
	You have to do it with American business.
	And what that means is that we're in a situation now where so much of it, you now get a tax break if you go abroad.
	For example, if you were to, like the drug companies, the drug companies have to manufacture medicines that we need.
	He's so dynamic.
	Oh, he's just shot.
	I mean, you lift this guy out.
	It's not good.
	It's horrible.
	I have three more short clips.
	It's really, really sad.
	Another thing that's bothering me besides the no joke is the thing he said in 2008 when he accepted the vice presidency, and he keeps saying it over and over again.
	This is the Pennsylvania version.
	This is Biden, honey okay.
	There we go.
	You're going to have the best friend Labor's ever had in the White House because, you know, my dad used to have an expression when he had to leave Scranton because there was no work and moved away to Delaware to find work, was that...
	He said, Joey, a job's about a lot more than a paycheck.
	It's about your dignity.
	It's about respect.
	It's about your place in the community.
	It's about being able to look your kid in the eye and say, honey, it's going to be okay.
	Yeah.
	What's wrong with that?
	By the way, we should be electing his dad for president.
	Now, here's Biden when he goes to Michigan to talk to some other union guys in kind of an open-air thing where they're all seated 10 feet apart, this stupid-looking thing, and he keeps his mask on, and they've all got a mask on, they're all mumbling, can't hear half of them.
	There's Biden in Michigan.
	I come from...
	A town where people lost a lot of jobs, Scranton, Pennsylvania.
	And then I moved to a town that used to have 6,200 steelworkers.
	Worth Steel in Claymont, Delaware.
	It was, uh...
	That was the town.
	That was the town.
	And, uh...
	There's nothing there now.
	Nothing there.
	And one of the things that I see happening all the time is that most hard-working folks, they're not looking for any handouts.
	They're looking for an opportunity.
	Just a shot.
	Just a shot to make it.
	And the women and men I grew up with busted their neck and were able to live a decent life.
	My dad used to have an expression.
	He said, Joey, when he lost his job up in Scranton, moved down these clean and boilers in Wilmington, Delaware, where he had been raised as a kid, and then he moved to Scranton when he was in high school.
	He used to say, Joey, a job's about a lot more than a paycheck.
	Oh, brother, Joey.
	It's about dignity.
	It's about respect.
	It's about being able to be a place in the community.
	It's about letting him look your kid in the eye and say, honey, it's going to be okay, and mean it.
	You know, have you tried speeding him up?
	Do you think that would work?
	No.
	I have one last clip.
	Honey, it's going to be okay.
	Let's start saying that to you.
	Okay, baby.
	You're going to have the best friend Labor's ever had in the White House because my dad used to have an expression and when he had to leave Scranton because there was no work and moved away to Delaware to find work was that...
	He said, Joey, a job's about a lot more than a paycheck.
	It's about your dignity.
	It's about respect.
	It's about your place in the community.
	It's about being able to look your kid in the eye and say, honey, it's going to be okay.
	Now let's play, now this, the clip that I saved for the end, which is the Biden Union clip.
	Yeah.
	I have a couple questions about this one, and you know, there's this thing called, I think it's called false, it's actually against the law now, it's called like false valor, like wearing a military uniform.
	Stolen valor.
	Stolen valor.
	Mm-hmm.
	I think this is what Biden's doing here.
	With?
	Biden Union.
	Well, thank you.
	I've been a union from the time I was a kid.
	In my house, you didn't grow up.
	We knew who built the country.
	We figured it out early on.
	My uncle used to kid me and say, Joe, you're a union from belt buckle to shoe sole.
	But that was an occupational family requirement.
	But anyway.
	What?
	What?
	What union was Biden in?
	The Steelworkers Union.
	He was?
	Of course not.
	He's been in no unions.
	Well, he just said he was.
	He's a union man.
	I don't know.
	He's been in unions.
	Did you look on his wiki page?
	I couldn't find any unions that he was a member of.
	Well, I'm doing a little test here.
	Hold on.
	No, that's a little too fast.
	Sorry.
	I'm trying to get...
	Are you trying to speed him up and hope it works?
	It's not going to work.
	I'm trying to give him, let me see, speed multiplier.
	So how about this?
	1.1.
	I don't know why it's doing that.
	You think 1.1.
	Hold on.
	I'm doing it audacity.
	You're the guy who knows that I do audacity.
	This is not my thing.
	One point.
	I think there's a slider for that.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Here's the slider.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	I come from a town where people lost a lot of jobs, Scranton, Pennsylvania.
	That's about the speed.
	I didn't hear anything.
	It used to have 6,200.
	You're not hearing that?
	No.
	That's funny.
	I'm hearing it.
	That's not coming back to you.
	Okay.
	I don't know why.
	Sorry.
	Oh, here we go.
	This will do it.
	this is almost a spectacular failure.
	I don't know.
	I can't get it to work.
	It wasn't going to work.
	Oh, here it is.
	I looked up Biden.
	Bad bit.
	Yeah, what you got?
	I didn't even know there was a union for this, but he was at Local 10 of the plagiarist unions.
	Okay.
	I'm not quite sure that's stolen valor if you lie about being in a union, but maybe he was probably in SAG, SAG, SAG-AFTRA. Yeah.
	I don't think he was insane.
	Screen Actors Guild?
	Oh, please.
	These guys all are SAG-AFTRA. Of course they are.
	I guarantee you can look up any politician and they're SAG-AFTRA. Just in case there has to be, you know, to play a role in, you know, designated survivor or something of that nature.
	I'm sure of it.
	Well, I do have a couple 2020 things if we just want to talk about, let's see, what's happening.
	Well, before we do that, I do have one offbeat clip.
	Might as well play it.
	Mm-hmm.
	Because people always think we're a bunch of Trump supporters.
	Here's Trump in North Carolina with his crazy little comment.
	I don't think it's been fixed.
	Now, why do people call us crazy Trump supporters?
	Well, because I'm just winging it.
	We're going to be appointing very pro-crime judges, but they want to destroy your suburbs.
	Hold on.
	And it gets better because he says they want to destroy your suburbs.
	We're going to...
	We're going to be appointing very pro-crime judges, but they want to destroy your suburbs.
	What the hell?
	You know the rule, the regulation that I just terminated?
	They want to build low-income projects in the suburbs.
	They've been doing it.
	They've been destroying suburbs.
	We're not doing it anymore.
	Yeah, well, I'd say that's an epic fail.
	And what a good one to put on repeat everywhere.
	I haven't seen this play anywhere.
	It's perfect.
	It's surprising.
	You know...
	Yeah.
	Trump makes gaffes, too, and he makes ones just like that.
	And he talks a lot, and he's easy to – they don't – if you start doing that, they say, well, you know, then he's going to draw attention to Joe.
	One of our – You don't want to draw attention to Joe.
	Let's don't talk about gaffes because, my God, we're screwed.
	Don't talk about his mental health and don't talk about anything.
	Yeah, precisely.
	Nothing that could come back and splatter us.
	One of our producers is trying to get a local election.
	I forget which election it was somewhere.
	They're trying to get someone on the ballot.
	Not for the general, but for whatever's local.
	And they have a phone bank.
	He sent this recording to me.
	He said one of our people was on the phone bank, the demon dialer, whatever.
	And This is what our producer said, so I don't know, but this is a recording of a number they called and what they got when dialed.
	Hold on.
	Here it comes.
	I reached the phone line for the Hillary Clinton 2020 campaign.
	We are actively accepting phone calls and support towards this campaign, so your call is very important to us.
	If you'd like to speak to a campaign representative, please stay on the line for the next available one.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if that's real or not, or if it's old.
	Well, I think...
	I don't think it's real, eh?
	But I think somebody found somebody who sounds like Hillary, because that sounds like Hillary, but it's not quite.
	Oh.
	Because I've always had this thing, I've always, this is kind of the more, the bad side of my personality.
	When I find someone, because you'll be roaming around, you've got a good ear, you can say, oh, that guy sounds exactly like somebody.
	Mm-hmm.
	And the worst case scenario for somebody would be this.
	Oh man, that guy sounds exactly like that guy's boss.
	That's not who we are!
	I'm going to have him call and fire him.
	Yeah, these are great gags.
	Hey Bill, this is your boss, Jim.
	You're fired!
	Really, really funny.
	Is that all you got from North Carolina?
	I'm just saying, I have these personality quirks.
	I don't execute these things necessarily, but I do think about them.
	Oh, and you know, it's...
	You were talking at the beginning of the show about South Jersey.
	That's the shit South Jersey actually will go through with and do.
	I remember one time...
	I'm a California kid.
	I don't have...
	No, no.
	The Jersey kids is like...
	The phone would ring back before we really had any cell phones.
	Home phone.
	You pick it up.
	And then you'd hear someone else go, hello.
	And you go, hello.
	Yeah, who's this?
	Well, who's this?
	Well, it's Adam.
	Oh, it's Steve.
	Well, what?
	Oh, you called me.
	No, you called me.
	That was the big thing back in the day.
	You do a conference call, and you call the two lines, and they ring at the same time, and you get this hilarious confusion.
	Oh, yeah, that sounds like it.
	There's a modern version of that, which is the following.
	I have done this.
	And I've seen other people do it with better effect, but I've done it a couple times.
	Hey, hold on, let me get a picture of you.
	And you turn it on movie.
	And you hold the thing, and you just keep holding it up as long as you can.
	And when are you going to take the picture?
	And then they start getting antsy and moving around a lot.
	You never take the picture because you're taking a movie.
	And you get these funny movies sometimes out of these people.
	And you say, I was just taking a movie.
	And they, oh, that's so funny.
	Now, your gag, which I think is worth repeating because they haven't seen you do it in so long.
	You've done it to me once.
	John used to do a standard.
	If there was a new phone, some new gadget, usually a phone.
	So John would say, can I take a look?
	And he'd just be like, oh, this is very interesting.
	And he'd hand it back and then switched your language to Korean.
	And there's no way you can find how you can get back into the settings to change that back to a normal language.
	It's really, really dickish.
	But it's funny.
	It is funny.
	It is funny.
	Also from the North Carolina meetup.
	As we call there, President Trump's meet-up.
	He had some good material.
	I like his new Nancy material.
	But if we didn't have to...
	You know, that takes time and energy and all of the things.
	The time that we spent on this impeachment hoax.
	Nancy Pelosi with her hair dryer and the whole thing.
	Everybody has to wear a mask!
	You must keep all beauty parlors closed!
	And she's in a beauty parlour with no mask off!
	And then she said, the biggest person, she could have said, okay.
	She would have said, you got me.
	But she said, I got set up by the beauty parlor owner, who happens to be a Trump person, by the way.
	I like the beauty parlor person.
	She said, I got set up by the owner of the beauty parlor.
	Now she said, set me up.
	I said, how are you going to do with Putin, Kim Jong-un, and President Xi of China?
	No, it's terrible.
	She's always preaching about the mask.
	You've got to wear the mask at all times.
	Indoor, outdoor.
	When you go to bed at night, put the mask on.
	How is he going to deal with Kim Jong-un if she's getting set up by a beauty salon owner?
	I mean, it's genius!
	Yeah, there was a meme.
	I think somebody wrote it from the meme.
	Oh, he took it from them?
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, that's okay.
	You steal it.
	He's got somebody doing some writing with him.
	There was some hilarity that we didn't get to on the last show, and it had happened only the day before here in Austin, and we just had such a busy show that I didn't get to it.
	This is the Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis.
	Oh, yes.
	President Donald Trump flocked to Central Texas, wanting to take part in this weekend's boat parade on Lake Travis, whether they were getting in the water or not.
	I don't have a boat, so I wanted to watch the parade and do my best to support four more years of our president.
	Gina Bale of Liberty Hill says concerns about the crowd and COVID-19 never crossed her mind.
	I'm a school teacher.
	I think our kids belong back in school.
	I think COVID has been overrated.
	I understand people have lost loved ones, but if we look at the not underlying issues cases, it's not that huge.
	Boats with Trump flags jetted across the lake for most of the day Saturday, but the wake became too much for some.
	These photos show rough waters slamming one boat in the parade, According to the photographer, this boat did not go under.
	But another photo shows people being helped by Lake Travis Fire Rescue as a boat slips under the surface.
	There was the funniest meme, although I don't have a clip of it, was, and I think only one boat sank.
	They were saying four.
	Four, Trump boat parade, boat sink.
	Brought to the depths by Antifa submarines.
	You know, that was pretty good.
	I like that.
	That was good.
	That was a pretty funny joke.
	Now, there is some more serious stuff to address.
	This Atlantic article, which, as we know, is based on anonymous sources...
	Who have confirmed other anonymous sources and sources who are familiar with the matter but shall not be named.
	And this is, is it Jeffrey Goldberg who's the, did he write this?
	The Atlantic?
	Yeah, well, yeah.
	He's the editor-in-chief.
	Well, he or the CIA. Right, somewhat.
	And I suspect the CIA, and I believe I came to that conclusion as listening to Kayleigh go after him.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, hold on a second.
	You got some Kaylee for me.
	I didn't know you were bringing the Kaylee.
	I'm bringing the Kaylee.
	Okay, where is it?
	Are you doing it now?
	Which one?
	You got four Kaylee.
	You got Big Kaylee.
	What are we doing?
	I got Big Kaylee.
	Yeah, what's happening?
	Well, this was the...
	If you want to do the Kaylee segment, I can do the whole Kaylee segment, because it's the last thing she did.
	But I got four Kaylee's.
	These are short.
	Well, why don't I... You want to do them now?
	Yeah, you do them now.
	Do your shorties.
	Go.
	Okay, let's start with this one.
	Kaylee, this is one I'm waiting for the New York Times to talk about.
	Nobody seems to be doing it.
	Maybe I missed it.
	There's Kaylee and the Nobel Prize.
	Hello, everyone.
	Today, President Trump was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his work in brokering an Israel-United Arab Emirates peace deal.
	It was a historic deal, and the first such deal in over two decades.
	This is a hard-earned and well-deserved honor for this president.
	President Trump's foreign policy will always be one of peace through strength.
	And that is what the American people are seeing abroad.
	Career politicians merely talk about the kind of results this president has achieved on the world stage.
	End endless wars.
	We hear that often.
	Not too often do we see it actually done.
	Today, the President and the Pentagon, the Department of Defense, are announcing a drawdown of troops in Iraq, just announced from 5,200 to 3,000.
	We are getting our allies to pay their fair share.
	Now nine NATO countries are meeting their 2% spending obligations.
	Yeah.
	Wasn't he nominated last year as well by someone in Norway?
	I think it's not the first time he got a nomination.
	I don't remember that.
	It's possible.
	She did have this comment, which I thought was the most important thing at the press conference, because it is kind of a new record has been set.
	It's a fact.
	President Trump has broken the 39-year-old streak of American presidents either starting a war or bringing the United States into an international armed conflict, as a great Washington Examiner piece headline read.
	These wins are possible because of the president's leadership and outsider perspective.
	President Trump addresses old challenges with new solutions and delivers results for the American people.
	And with that, I'll take questions.
	I thought that was funny, the 39-year-old record.
	Anyway, I just was amused by it.
	Okay, yeah.
	So let's get to the Woodward book.
	I believe I have two clips that are similar, and I think it may be some overlap here, and I don't want to play both of them.
	I just play one.
	Okay.
	So this is how she closes.
	I believe this is the right clip.
	This is Hayley closing.
	She bitches about the guy who wrote the Woodward book, and when she complains about him, what she says about him makes me think he's one of these guys that writes for the CIA. Because it sounds like, wait.
	But I do have to say that the end, because John Carl was there, and I believe Acosta may have been there, there's some hecklers at the end.
	But one thing I do want to address is just this really egregious, and I addressed it on Friday, but it's worth updating, this Atlantic story written by a liberal activist.
	Now you have 25 people who have spoken out and dismissed this story, and now you even have...
	The author of the story who said, quote, He has a very bad history.
	He can't be trusted.
	The left's new hero used to be their number one enemy for his role in the U.S. entry into Iraq.
	Indeed, in the early 2000s, this author was then at the New Yorker and he extensively wrote on the possible links between Iraq and Al-Qaeda, a suggested link that was key behind the decision of U.S. involvement in Iraq.
	He relied on people who, in his words, quote, And later, he even admitted that he knew people blamed him for helping to get the U.S. into the war.
	He wrote a sarcastic piece saying, yes, yes, I know I started the Iraq War.
	His reporting cannot be trusted, as noted by the fact that 25 people have come out on the record dismissing his report, the report by a liberal activist.
	Thank you.
	Haley, if he's not lying, why did he call it a hoax?
	What was the scream?
	Why did he call what a hoax?
	I don't know.
	It sounded like, if Trump was lying, why did he call it a hoax, is what I heard.
	Oh, brother.
	And I believe that was John Carl.
	Well, that was kind of interesting.
	I like the way she did that.
	Well, it was a hit piece that she did right there on the podium.
	That was the meanest thing I think she's ever done.
	I think we need to celebrate that.
	Kaylee, you will never say you're sorry.
	Kaylee, you and the video will never be friends.
	The Queen of Dragons.
	But she definitely...
	Yeah.
	She definitely laid it out.
	And when she did, I've been thinking, wait, what's the connection here?
	Why would this guy be, you know, who's he writing for, really?
	He's promoting the Iraq War.
	I read an interesting article.
	It's in the show notes that apparently this Jeffrey Goldberg, that he is a big godfather of I'm a fan and made a comparison between his writing in the article and the entire plot of Godfather 2.
	And the similarities are pretty uncanny.
	It's a good piece.
	I don't know.
	I mean, that could be the CIA who wrote both.
	I mean, who knows?
	That wouldn't surprise me.
	I'm thinking yes to that.
	Not all elements.
	I mean, I don't know.
	There are elements within the CIA that do a lot of different things, obviously, and they're at odds with each other, it seems to me.
	They have to be.
	Yeah.
	And the fact that he was involved in that phony baloney Iraq war nonsense about Al-Qaeda being...
	Says enough, right?
	Says, tells you one thing, and then this, which is classic, well, what's Trump's weaknesses?
	We have some studies here.
	Well, you know, he's...
	I think the soldiers are susceptible because he's always saying weird stuff.
	He went after McCain.
	He said bad things about John McCain, so therefore he hates all soldiers.
	And a lot of people took the bait.
	I have a little quote from him, from this Jeffrey Goldberg.
	And this is only just the beginning.
	That's right, everybody.
	We've only just begun.
	We've only just begun.
	It's one of these things that's in the category of shocking yet not surprising.
	And I say not surprising because, to borrow your term, open secrets, or David Ignatius' term, open secret, in 2015, Donald Trump did something that nobody in public life had ever done before, mocked John McCain for getting captured.
	That in ordinary times, and according to the rules of ordinary politics, that should have ended a candidacy.
	It didn't, and we've been living in that reality.
	And so I've just been fascinated by his attitude toward the American military and toward people who serve generally.
	Not just in the military, but people who provide selfless service to the country.
	It's not something that he seems to understand very well.
	Have you gone back to these sources since Thursday?
	Are some of them considering speaking publicly?
	I don't want to go into that too much.
	I'm in a conversation with a large number of people.
	I'm in a conversation with a large number of people.
	How many people are in on this scam, bro?
	And they're all not in the White House anymore.
	If they want to sell a book, they could come out and name who they are.
	This is really bullshit.
	And regarding McCain, I hate to do this, and I was thinking about it, letting you know in advance, because I thought it should be at the ready.
	But I'd like you to play an old clip.
	Okay.
	Pachenik's takedown of McCain.
	Oh, and we have that?
	Yeah, I made you pull it out before.
	Yeah, and you know what?
	That got us both in jail, remember?
	I think this is it here.
	Hello, I'm Dr. Pacheney.
	Today I want to talk to you about how false heroes are created in the name of honor and grandeur for our country.
	In particular, I'm talking about John McCain, who's unfortunately dying, but he had a history which really put a black mark on him in our American experience of Vietnam.
	And let me tell you what I think.
	I've never liked John McCain's I knew a lot about his history.
	I knew that he was a spoiled, entitled brat at Annapolis.
	His father was head of St.
	Pac.
	His grandfather was a famous admiral.
	In turn, he was one of the lowest men in the class of 899 people at Annapolis.
	He should have been thrown out, but his father kept him in.
	His flying experience was erratic and dangerous.
	He crashed several planes and then crashed on the USS Forstall, killing several Americans.
	What he is known for, though, is for having been shot down on a 29th bombing mission over Vietnam.
	He claims he was tortured and has fractured his hands and his face.
	That's not correct.
	He destroyed his arms and his face on the ejection.
	However, what happened as a POW is the case in point.
	I know several of the POWs who were in the Hanover Hilton with him, and they found him despicable.
	They found him to be a coward, a traitor, and the fact that he refused to be released because it was considered bravery was nonsense.
	The reason he could not leave the prison in Vietnam was the simple fact that he would defy military order and would have been arrested for what he had done as a criminal, as a POW. In fact, the remaining part of his life is quite despicable and disgraceful.
	He was involved in the SNL scandals and keating.
	He was corrupt, and he never had to go to prison for that.
	I wish Steve Pachenik would stop holding back.
	He's just not going at it enough.
	There's another three minutes.
	You want to do the whole thing?
	It's fine with me.
	It's an evergreen.
	It is a history lesson about this, Jamal.
	I think it's something that especially our new Roganites need to listen to.
	Then subsequently he closed all of the POW records so nobody would know what kind of a treasonous individual he was.
	And then, very much like any sociopath, he decided that the best things to do for America is to go to war.
	Any war and all wars.
	So he invited the Iraq War, the war in Syria, the war in Libya, the war in Somalia, Sudan, and everywhere else.
	In fact, he killed more Americans than any other president I would have known of, even more than George W. Bush.
	Now, who testified for his veracity and the fact that he is going to be a new hero?
	The man who testified on his behalf is none other than another coward and treasonous military officer, other than...
	Not a betrayal.
	Let me tell you about General David Petraeus, a man who lived right next to West Point, married the commandant's daughter.
	He was a very ambitious little man, received all kinds of accolades as a very smart individual, went to Princeton and forced his supervisor to give him a PhD in less than a year and a half.
	But what was it that made David Petraeus great?
	It was David Petraeus.
	He never really had been in combat and in fact awarded himself some combat medals which a lot of military officers said, we don't understand how we received it.
	More importantly, David Petraeus was caught for a major felony in a criminal act passing over five notebooks with top secret information to a woman whom he seduced while he was director of the CIA. Normally he would have been in prison for that for 10 to 15 years but he got a little slap on his hand.
	So it's not an accident that David Petraeus agrees that John McCain, another coward and traitor, is a great man.
	Then the third man we're talking about is Bob Carey.
	Most of you don't know very much about him.
	He's a Democrat.
	He was a pharmacy student and came out of Nebraska.
	He did join the SEALs.
	He did go into Vietnam, and he was injured in Vietnam and received the Congressional Medal of Honor.
	He knew he should not have received the Congressional Medal of Honor because, unfortunately, his foot was shot off, and he knew it was just an accident in war.
	He hadn't done anything that was particularly heroic.
	He said it in his present days.
	He said, I don't deserve it.
	At the same time, he received the Bronze Star for having killed 22 innocent men, women, and children.
	So what's the moral of the story?
	John McCain doesn't ride any higher than Trump, who refused to serve in our Vietnam War.
	But those who excuse themselves accuse themselves of treachery.
	In French, we say, qu'est-ce que-ce que-ce que-ce.
	And let me repeat one thing.
	Ralph Waldo Emerson said, a brave man is an ordinary man who's only brave for five minutes more.
	Thank you, good night, and good luck.
	And he'll be about 155 pounds and 5 foot 6.
	I'm going to come back to the Atlantic with a clip.
	I want to jump into this.
	As he was talking about Petraeus, there is another former general doing on the scene with some shenanigans, and that is our old buddy McChrystal.
	And McChrystal's story was written, I think it was part of it, or most of it was written up in the Washington Post.
	Our gal Lara Logan, who's on the Fox Nation app, she had something to say about that.
	Technology that was once used to combat ISIS propaganda is being employed by a Democratic political action committee, a super PAC, Basically, to counteract Trump's messaging on the coronavirus and his handling of the coronavirus.
	And this super PAC has enlisted the assistance of General Stanley McChrystal, who many of your viewers will recognize his name.
	And he has openly stated in this article, it's a whole piece about it, the Washington Post has no problem with this, that they're taking a weapon of war that was designed to counter ISIS and Al-Qaeda, in other words, U.S. enemies, and they're using it Against the US, against American citizens in this country.
	And they say in their own words, it's to combat online efforts to promote President Trump's handling of the coronavirus pandemic.
	So if you've got a Republican governor in Florida who's succeeding, that's not a message they want to hear.
	You want to know how they'll combat it?
	So I'll tell you what, they're going to use artificial intelligence and network analysis to map a discussion of the president's claims on social media and then seek to intervene by identifying the most popular counter narratives and boosting them through a network of more than 3.4 million social influences across the country.
	And some of those people will be paid by them.
	Woot woot!
	What?
	Sounds like Russian election interference to me.
	Wow.
	That's pretty interesting, isn't it?
	She's got a bug up her ass.
	Who?
	Laura Logan?
	Yeah, she really goes after these things.
	Mainly because she's been side-card.
	She's been sidelined.
	No, I think she's been side-card.
	It's a cool move.
	But she's been sidelined to an extreme, and I think it really bugs her.
	She's feisty.
	She's feisty.
	Yeah, she is.
	She's like...
	Yes.
	That ex-CBS woman who's got...
	Cheryl...
	Cheryl Atkinson.
	Atkinson.
	So, we're going to go back to 2017.
	Remember, The Atlantic is a magazine that was in trouble.
	There was some...
	The Silicon Valley bro who bought it, I think, and then he had to get rid of it because everyone...
	Basically, the whole staff was like, revolted, we're going to leave.
	This is a clip from 2017.
	Three chairs, three chicks.
	What you will not see but will hear is Kara Swisher, Kamala Harris, and fresh at that time new owner of Atlantic, Laureen Powell Jobs, widow of Steve Jobs.
	And we could do this work forever and ever, and we could have the narrative overtaken by someone who has a lot of power, who's completely contrary to us, and we could never get to the place where we think we're part of a more just and equal society.
	And so it was obvious that if we could be part of the narrative The creation of cultural narrative, that would enhance and amplify all the work that we're doing.
	Which is Hillary Clinton talked about today, is telling the story, getting the content out there.
	Yeah, she was.
	So these are early days for us, but that's the idea behind it.
	We want to inspire the kind of stories that we'd like to see told.
	Do you ever see you buying something bigger, like the New York Times, for example?
	Is it for sale?
	It could be for you.
	Voing, oing, oing, oing.
	Yeah.
	That was a good clip.
	I've seen that.
	She says it right there.
	And Kamala Harris is sitting right there next to her.
	Yep.
	Open your eyes, people!
	Open your eyes!
	That's not what I wanted.
	Shoot, I hate it when I do that.
	Let me try to get it.
	You do it a lot.
	I'll edit it out.
	Because it's so funny.
	No one will know when I edit it together.
	Open your eyes!
	Quiet, you're ruining my edit.
	Ready?
	One, two, three, three, two, one.
	Open my...
	Open your...
	Nah, fuck it.
	I'm gonna show my soul by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Yeah, we have a few people to thank for show.
	1276, I believe.
	If my count is correct.
	Correct, sir.
	I need the right pair of glasses.
	I have to wear multiple pairs of glasses now.
	Really?
	And this is since your bionic eye upgrade?
	Yeah.
	Typical.
	It'll be in the book.
	John Greiner's on the top of the list from Hendersonville, Tennessee.
	$153.30.
	And he says that this reflects the JRE episode 1533.
	Yes, that was the number.
	It was a magic number.
	It was Adam, without question, facilitated immediate and eventual shrinkage of hundreds of thousands without millions of amygdalas.
	Whoa!
	The doctor is in!
	You did the work.
	Brendan Takesh is next $136.87 from Chicago, Illinois.
	Did you know that Apple's Beast, he writes, I don't want to read all these notes, I'm going to read this one, is using the No Agenda Meetup song in one of their commercials?
	Yes.
	Yeah, they stole it from us.
	It's the theme from Cheers!
	Cheers!
	That's what he's talking about.
	Actually, that's not true.
	They have Welcome Back Cotter.
	They're doing Welcome Back.
	I think that's Applebee's.
	So that's even more wrong.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	You're wrong.
	Sir Bereslaw Dukes, Duke Bereslaw Marinov in Trabuco Canyon, California, comes in with 127.
	You need some jobs and health karma.
	We'll put that at the end.
	No, he said huge health karma.
	This is a Duke.
	We stop right away for these requests.
	Huge health karma.
	You've got karma.
	And jobs karma come up.
	But the health karma, we go right away.
	Patty Walsh in Topfield, Massachusetts.
	That's under $9.15.
	She wrote a card.
	She sent a check and wrote a card.
	It's a very nice card.
	I'm going to read it.
	This is a donation to No Agenda in honor of my son, Michael Walsh, from Utah, who turned me on to No Agenda.
	My husband and I listen to all your podcasts now.
	Thank you for keeping us informed.
	The amount is reflective of $9.15, Michael's birthday.
	Okay, I knew there was one more birthday you had to put on the list.
	Okay, so give me the deets.
	Just Michael, 915, a happy birthday from Patty, his mom.
	Okay.
	We also bought him a no-agenda hat, and then she draws a smiley face, that I am sure he will wear proudly.
	Peace.
	Aw.
	Michael.
	Good, he's on the list.
	I knew there was one more.
	Yeah, he's on the list now, right under the radar.
	Trying to get these out of the way.
	Before at the pre-show, this is why you missed the Zephyr.
	Sir Bob Van Dyke in Netherlands, $100.
	Thank you, Rob.
	Sir Richard Hufford in Tempe, Arizona.
	Thanks for doing the work.
	$933.
	Sir Patrick Coble, the Duke of the South, $9356.
	Happy birthday to Adam.
	Thank you.
	Sir Steve McConnell in Cortland, Ohio, 93.
	Thomas Wilkinson in Ottawa, Ontario, 91.
	John Cruz, 7770, from West Wenatchee, Washington.
	He likes the meetups.
	Baron Mark Tanner in Whittier, California, twice a month, 7654.
	Edward Herrera in Austin, Texas, 6933.
	He's got a birthday coming up.
	We'll give you some birthday karma at the end.
	Craig Knowsley in Cumberland, B.C., 66.
	Christopher Rutger, Rutger, Rutger, Rutger.
	Happy birthday to her daughter.
	Our daughter, he writes, Georgia.
	She's on the list.
	Moose, 6006.
	Thomas Goetz, Dortmund, Deutschland, 5678.
	And Baron Loud Pipes in Charlotte, North Carolina, 5678.
	That's nice.
	Hugo Salgado, that's 5678.
	I think it refers to Adam's birthday.
	Hugo Salgado, 5656.
	Happy birthday, Adam.
	Sir Peter Chong, Lakewood, Washington, 56.
	Sir Pat Deary, Baron of Lambton County, 56.
	These are happy birthday donations for Adam.
	Mike Tallroth in Appleton, Wisconsin, another 56.
	He's got some long spiel here about straight from the shoulder.
	You might want to look it over and see if there's anything we need to repeat.
	Daniel J. Galloway, 56, from Marietta, Georgia.
	And that's the end of the well-wishers.
	Per Per Ive Ingverson in Sweden, 55-55.
	He says synchronicity.
	Synchronicity.
	So Luke of the Baron of London in London, UK, 55-33.
	Sir Psycho Michael of the Potomac.
	Oh, he says, hold on, hold on.
	Sir Luke says, thanks for last week's karma for my cycle event.
	It worked.
	Just wanted to say, it worked.
	It worked.
	It worked.
	He says the Mets police cycle team took no notice.
	Sir Psycho Michael of the Potomac in Hancock, Maryland, 5510.
	I got a birthday.
	You got him on the list.
	Sir Tom Dari in DeForest, Wisconsin, 5510.
	Tim Hesel in Hanford, California.
	He says, I thought I'd chip in because I'm getting 25 texts a day from every Republican candidate.
	I get nothing at none of these things.
	Oh my goodness.
	I get no spam.
	It's eight times match now, just for me.
	Eight times match.
	Just for me.
	Did you know Amy Goodman on Democracy Now has three times match?
	What does she need this for?
	Huh?
	No.
	Well, first of all, how dare you use your privilege to assume that I watch Amy Goodman?
	I never did that.
	I just said, did you know?
	Oh, I thought you said notice.
	I assumed you didn't watch her.
	I thought you said, did you notice?
	Okay.
	Then you should condemn me for that.
	I'm condemning you.
	JB, meanwhile, 5123 from Mishawaka, Indiana.
	Got some baby-making karma coming your way.
	Sir Bam Bam of the flight test, 5033, and the following people are...
	$50 donors, name and location.
	Starting with Caitlin Kirchner in Atlanta with a birthday for Charlie.
	Joel Deruin in Bakersfield.
	Nicholas Bobo in Portland, Oregon.
	He's got a douchebag call out for somebody.
	Well, first he wants to de-douche it.
	You've been de-douched.
	Here we go.
	I was first hit in the mouth by my longtime friend Justin, who I would like to call out as a douchebag!
	Done.
	Thank you.
	You've got a boots on the ground report from Portland.
	I'm going to put it aside and read it when we talk about Portland, which will be next show.
	Matthias Milchinski.
	I think Matthias Milchinski.
	It could be Matthias, but it could be Matthias.
	Spies.
	Spies.
	Anyways, in Stevenson Ranch, California, well, he knows who he is.
	David Pennybacker in Monroe, Louisiana.
	Jonathan Meyer in...
	Oops, hold on.
	Pennebaker.
	Pennebaker in Monroe.
	I did get your email.
	It's his first donation ever.
	You've been dedouched.
	Got to give it to him.
	Jonathan Meyer in Xenia, Ohio.
	Agent 99 in Atlanta, Georgia.
	We've got a lot of 50s today.
	We had almost none last show.
	That's crazy, isn't it?
	He just started listening over the summer.
	He's got a birthday for someone.
	Well, listen to this.
	He's got to be a she, Agent 99.
	We're sending in this first-time donation for a birthday shout-out to the Smokin' Hot Agent 11, sexy beast of the Pacific Northwest, for a special birthday on September 11th.
	Please de-douche him and give him a giant serving, a heaping serving of goat karma.
	Well, we'll do the de-douche.
	You've been de-douche.
	We'll wrap it up in the goat karma at the end.
	Sir Hamus of the Piedmont Province in Mooresville, North Carolina.
	Stephen Schumach, or Shoemaker, but it says Shoemaker.
	I think Shoemaker.
	In Xenia, another guy in Xenia.
	Hey, you guys in Xenia should get together.
	Thomas, or I'm sorry, James Darter in Oklahoma City, Michael Hainer in Paris, California, Sarah Karsstrand in Chicago, Christopher Rivera in Austin, Robert Decanay in Fairfax, he's a sir, Jesse Hall in Friendswood, Robert Decanay in Fairfax, he's a sir, Jesse Hall in Friendswood, Texas, Friendswood, Texas, Drew Mochak in Mountain View, Edward Mazurik in Memphis, Sir Jason DeLuzio in Chatsford, Pennsylvania, Jeffrey Zinneman in North Euclid, Pennsylvania,
	And Dame Knight came in from Edmonds, Washington with a cute little note with a heart.
	I want to thank all these folks for making the show 1276 possible by producing it.
	And I just want to return back to Caitlin Kirchner because she does have her Charlie on the list, but she added, The love of my life, you are the most incredible man I know.
	Love the wife.
	I thought we needed to read that out.
	Thank you all.
	Thank you all for your support and for producing this episode.
	You are producing it.
	Do you realize that?
	The literal definition of producing a show is the financing, is getting the material together, choosing the best host for the job, and getting the thing out the door.
	So, collectively, we do make that happen.
	Highly appreciated.
	Also, those who came in under $50, typically on some of our sustaining donations.
	They're like a subscription.
	You know, we've got a whole bunch.
	And you can take a look at those, actually, if you go to...
	Dvorak.org slash NA. So, a couple karmas, and this one, of course, by request, as it's coming up again.
	WTC7 won't go away.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yay!
	You've got... Karma.
	The list we have...
	We start off with DC girls saying happy birthday to Jeremiah.
	Edward Herrera celebrated yesterday on the 9th.
	As did Tiffany Dame, who gets the congratulations and happy birthday from Vince.
	Sir Marty Williamson, happy birthday to his daughter Rachel.
	She celebrates today.
	Sir Vladimir Klagov, 55.
	Agent 99, happy birthday to the sexy beast of the Pacific Northwest.
	Agent 11 for September 11th.
	Sir Psycho Michael, happy birthday to his son Joshua Reed, 13 on the 11th.
	Kevin R, 34 on September 11th.
	Christopher Rutger, happy birthday to his daughter Georgia, also born on the 11th.
	Caitlin Kirchner, we've got Caitlin Kirchner.
	Caitlin Kirchner, happy birthday to her husband Charlie.
	And from Patty to Michael, September 15th is his birthday.
	Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
	No douchebags here, but we've got Upgrades Anonymous Night in Michigan becomes the Baron of the Great Lakes Watershed, and Sir Finch becomes Baron Finch.
	Thank you both for your attention.
	Additional contribution in the amount of $1,000 at minimum to bring you up to this next status in your title changes.
	Thank you all for doing the work and for supporting the best podcast in the universe.
	Then we have one, two, three, four, five nightings.
	This is fantastic.
	So we need some real bladed shirts.
	That's the one I was looking for.
	Thank you.
	All right, Drew Sample, Pedro Concal, Derek Hughes, Brian Boatwright, and Jake Scott, step on up.
	All of you are about to become Knights of the Noah John Roundtable, thanks to your contribution of $1,000.
	And I'm very proud to pronounce the KB, Sir Bubba, Hotep, Protector of all Hoteps, Hoodbillies, and Urban Farmers, Sir Bitcoin, Sir Deej of the Fox Valley, Sir Brian of Mark Makerville, and Sir Jake Scott.
	For you gentlemen, we have hookers and blow, rent boys, and chardonnay.
	We also have, what the hell do they want here?
	Oh, I see what you got.
	Microgreens and grass-fed beef keto snacks.
	And of course, we've got...
	Mutton and meat.
	It's so easy.
	Everybody wants some, so just have it now.
	And when you're done with the mutton meat, just leave the chairs over there.
	Go over to NoAgendaNation.com slash rings.
	Give Eric Schill your details, including your ring size.
	He has a whole way to help you figure that out.
	And we'll get those out to you as soon as possible.
	And again, thank you for supporting the best podcast in the universe, the No Agenda Show.
	Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Now, it's not just like a party.
	These things are real parties.
	And we have a number of them happening and taking place.
	On Friday, September 11th, Christian Coffin's 9-11 birthday in Castleberry, Florida.
	Then we have Saturday, September 12th.
	This is updated.
	The Seattle No Agenda 9-11 Meetup on 9-12.
	Also on Saturday, Niagara Falls.
	That'll be at 2 o'clock.
	Midland, Texas, 2 o'clock on Saturday the 12th.
	Thousand Oaks, uh, Agora Hills, 3.33 p.m. Saturday at the Borderline Dance Hall and Saloon.
	Uh, Susan City, California, Susan, I can never get it right.
	5 p.m. on- Susun.
	Susun on Saturday at Susun City in Solano County, meet at the True Symmetry Brewing.
	Saturday, Columbus Grove City, Ohio.
	Meetup at 6 o'clock at the Three Brothers Restaurant.
	And on the way in September on the 18th, we've got Amsterdam.
	We have Missoula, Montana.
	On the 19th, Springfield, Missouri.
	The 25th, Kansas City.
	Meetup.
	The 26th, Monroe, Washington.
	Long Beach, California.
	Local 404 in Georgia.
	The 29th, the back office listening tour.
	Hits Fort Collins.
	By the way, The 18th is also an Eric Schill and family appearance.
	That will be the third stop of their listening tour in Missoula, Montana.
	In October, we've got St.
	Pete Beach on the 7th, along with Provo, Utah.
	Again, the Schill and family over there.
	And we have a meetup report from the Eindhoven meetup in the Netherlands.
	Quite successful, a very good-looking group, and this audio.
	What's up, Gitmo Nation?
	This is Sir Tim Goudiaan, Knight of the Website Department, coming to you from the No Agenda Meetup in the best city of Gitmo Lowlands, Eindhoven.
	So, Tim, I just want to interrupt, made our new website.
	The whole website, noagendashow.com, noagendashow.net, is by this man.
	Hello, in the morning, sales guy Joop, and I think my dog is a Democrat.
	Hey, Joop.
	This is JP from Eindhoven.
	I love you, John and Adam.
	In the morning, everyone.
	My name is Sander, and I'm from Zootermier, Sweet Lake.
	One thing, come on, man, vote for Donald Trump.
	These guys are the best.
	I love it when they give us a meet-up report that sounds exactly like the Dutch are supposed to.
	And I give for that you a tutor.
	There you go.
	So is Eindhoven the best city in the Netherlands?
	How can I be someone to argue that after you just heard that report?
	Obviously it is.
	Go to NoAgendaMeetups.com.
	Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
	You want to be where you want me, drinking all hell of a flame.
	You want to be where everybody feels the same.
	It's like a party.
	It's like a party.
	I just have a quickie thing to take care of because all this has been sitting on the bench here.
	Is your material funny?
	Because I have two reports I'd like to get out of the way, the fire reports.
	Well, it's not funny.
	It's something that I just...
	I want to just do this one and then you can do whatever you want.
	Oh.
	This is news people can use.
	Oh, everything that we do is news people can use.
	So we have an antitrust...
	The investigation going on.
	It was already announced.
	The main crux of it is Section 230, which is the entire problem we see with social networks, but even arguably with Google.
	I believe Google is now the first one they're going after.
	It's coming up quick.
	It should be the end of September when they expect to be in court.
	And everyone in Silicon Valley is scrambling.
	The main thing is they all want to make sure that they can never, ever, ever be seen as manipulating the election.
	So this is what Google is doing, is what Facebook is doing, is what Twitter is doing.
	I have confirmation from multiple people.
	This is true.
	The amount varies, but I've seen mainly $1,000.
	If you do the following.
	Facebook has announced that as part of a research initiative, it will pay its users on both Facebook and Instagram.
	to deactivate their accounts ahead of the 2020 U.S. presidential elections.
	The social media giant is looking to better understand its influence on key political attitudes and behaviors.
	While Facebook is not paying the researchers behind the study, anyone who chooses to opt in by completing surveys or deactivating their accounts will be compensated.
	According to Washington Post journalist Elizabeth Dwoskin, some Facebook users were sent notifications asking how much they would want to deactivate their accounts, giving them options of $10, $15 or $20 per week.
	They expect between 200,000 to 400,000 participants.
	The company's transparency team says Facebook will not restrict researchers' questions or what they publish and will publish the study's initial hypothesis once the findings are public for checks and balance purposes.
	But past reluctance to release data has some researchers skeptical, saying they'll believe it when they see it.
	And that is the best report I could find, believe it or not.
	So I think what they're trying to do is say, okay, these people voted like this when they weren't posting and had no access to Facebook or to Instagram.
	I don't know exactly, but to say that One of the things that I think we What other media need to start doing is preparing the American people that there's nothing illegitimate about
	this election taking additional days or even weeks to make sure that all the votes are counted.
	In fact, that might be important to make sure that this is a legitimate and fair election.
	So we're going to do a bunch of different messaging around that just to make sure that people know that that's normal.
	So if one of the candidates in any of the races claims victory before there's a consensus result, then we're going to add some informational context to that post directly saying that there's no consensus result yet.
	I think that this is important because there is, unfortunately, I think, a heightened risk of civil unrest in the period between voting and a result being called or after that.
	And I just think that we need to be doing everything that we can to reduce the chances of violence or civil unrest in the wake of this election.
	This is gross.
	That's just gross.
	Prepare you.
	Because it could take weeks.
	Your thoughts, Mr.
	Dvorak?
	I do not have an account with Facebook.
	I never have had one.
	I think the whole idea was just a negative sinkhole, it seemed to me.
	I never wanted to join it.
	I didn't join any social media.
	I finally ended up giving in.
	I got a Twitter account and a LinkedIn account.
	Enough about your social life that is lacking.
	What do you think of what Facebag is doing?
	I think they're arrogant.
	I think this is idiotic.
	They think that they own the world or something.
	I don't know.
	It's crazy.
	It sounds like it's pretentious.
	It's patronizing.
	It's demeaning.
	I can just keep dropping adjectives out there.
	No, you nailed it.
	You nailed it.
	They think they own the world.
	That's exactly right.
	That's exactly what that sounds like.
	And the Axios guy is all jitty.
	All wappy about it.
	All right, John, do your funny thing now.
	Okay, I got no funny things, but I just wanted to keep people up.
	We can do a wraparound here.
	We got a wraparound going on.
	We got one of those things where you have the beginning.
	It's like back to the fires.
	That's how I started the show.
	And so I want to play two clips, and one of them includes a possible ISO. Okay.
	And so let's start with France 24.
	Why do the locals?
	Let's go to France and see what they think of the California fires and go with California Doomsday.
	Ooh!
	A thick orange haze hangs over swathes of California as a series of wildfires in the state continue to spread.
	A record heatwave and high winds continue to...
	Was that part of the gag?
	Because that's kind of fun.
	No, no.
	I was thinking of maybe running it a few times.
	Yeah, like...
	Excuse me.
	A record heatwave and high winds continue to exacerbate the situation, with thousands of people in communities near the city of Oroville, the latest to be ordered to evacuate.
	The fires have so far ravaged around a million hectares in California alone, but Oregon and Washington are also bearing the brunt.
	Claire Rush reports.
	Apocalyptic scenes in the San Francisco Bay Area.
	On Wednesday, residents woke up to an eerie orange glow, the sky so filled with smoke, it blocked all sunlight in the middle of the day.
	I was wondering what time it was, and then I looked outside and it looked like doomsday.
	Orange!
	It's the color.
	It's the color.
	By the way, I love the French accent.
	That's France 24, huh?
	That sounds pretty British to me, man.
	What are you going to do?
	So they go on with the second half of the report.
	This is the Oregon-Washington Fire Report, F24. But see if you can catch the interesting little phrasing in here that is like a real...
	If you know anything about...
	Words you'll get a kick out of.
	Oregon has experienced unprecedented fire with significant damage and devastating consequences across the entire state.
	This could be the greatest loss of human lives and property due to wildfire in our state's history.
	Similar scenes of devastation in Washington.
	In the small town of Malden, authorities estimate that 80% of structures have been decimated, including City Hall and the Post Office.
	Are you talking about the decimated?
	It's got to be one of the no-agenda favorites.
	Yes, and this is the ISO from it, up at the top, 80-10.
	Okay...
	80% of structures have been decimated.
	No, I think we have...
	I mean, for real, not a joke.
	Let's face it, Joe's shot.
	Come on, that's...
	Now, that is better, but I just had this one aside because it seems to me that, I mean, anyone who knows when we talk about this on this show, decimated means a loss of 10%.
	10%.
	It's an old term that Romans used to say, oh, we decimated their army.
	They killed 10% of the army.
	So this means if you go 80% has been decimated, that means 8% of the...
	In other words, 10% of the 80 is 8%.
	So this should be fine there.
	The gay men were decimated by 10% in the theater performance.
	See, back in the day, that was just happy...
	Happy guys, 10% got cut.
	Everything's changed.
	Words change.
	Meanings of words change.
	So I think that decimated has now changed to it's just 10% left.
	That's just how everyone understands it.
	Well, they don't understand right.
	Shall we give up on it, or are we going to continue to?
	No, no, I think this is a good point.
	If you look in the dictionary, it's very clear what it means.
	It'll change!
	I'm putting that in the book.
	That's going to change.
	Oh, well, it will eventually, because people keep misusing the word.
	2021.
	2021.
	But I want to...
	I don't have anything that's humorous to end the show with.
	I do want to tease.
	We're going to talk about Brexit a little bit on Sunday because that's getting funnier than ever.
	It is getting funny.
	I know.
	It's going to be great.
	And we don't know what to do with it.
	There's some other stuff that we need to carry over.
	We'll have a great show on Sunday.
	Looking forward to meeting everybody there.
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	And if you'd like to, if you got any value from this program, send us some value back.
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	Coming to you from the capital of the drone, Star State, here, Opportunity Zone 33, Austin, Texas, FEMA Region No.
	6 in the governmental maps.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where still the sun hasn't got enough oomph to push through the mess in the sky.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We return on Sunday.
	Remember us at thevorak.org slash na.
	Until then, adios mofos and such.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
	In the morning, Quozzle hit me in the mouth a couple times, but I ignored him then.
	For whatever reason, Adam goes on JRE and I've been hooked on no agenda ever since it's so informing.
	My amygdala's been shrinking, I've been thinking I'm absorbing.
	So much misinformation from all the BS they reporting.
	M5M is so distorted.
	CCP supported, I'm so close to going.
	OTG, our thoughts being recorded.
	It is so annoying that before I just avoid it, pray to God, nothing happened, it was actually important.
	And then some time ago I found no agendination, thinking this is so amazing.
	It is good, my complacence, knowing someone feels the same as me.
	This media is so shameless.
	Hold up, they got meetups, sign me up.
	I'm invading the space where I can think freely and don't need to be adjacent to a political party.
	And I don't need to explain it.
	You check the middle.
	It's like a body.
	In the morning, in the morning, all the ships I see.
	Boots on the ground, feet in the air.
	Something's in the water, all the other days in the night sound down.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Success is limited, but that's how we teach in the people how to think for themselves.
	In a world of mind control slaves, it's such an uphill battle.
	It's getting harder each day.
	I wear this 1911 right on my hip and I pray that I don't have to use it, but I will if it goes that way.
	We in a nation of noodles, the United States.
	Land of the free, where they forcing you to hide your face.
	Telling me my fragility is exactly what is killing me.
	Oh, silly me.
	I should have checked my energy at the door with my coat.
	But nope, instead I'm in these easy sweat.
	And I might vote for John, Adam, and Mo.
	I say it again.
	I don't want world dominance, a global governance, or a whole lot of promises.
	We know you can't be honest with and tell me it's just politics.
	Man, I'm so off of being governed by incompetence.
	What happens to the commonsense?
	Shut up, Stray!
	And this PC coach.
	Common sense cannot exist.
	I've forgotten it's become a superpower.
	Synonymous with consciousness.
	And no one mentions what the real problem is.
	You fake woke folks ain't really woke.
	You sleepwalking.
	The leader they chose in a basement.
	Sleep talking.
	While the pandemic causes irreversible damages.
	The shepherds pull the strings to keep the sheep locked in.
	You say shepherd, I'm saying Illuminati, roulette, infothrottle.
	But so am I.
	They had to pop me to stop me in this mixture of dragging energy and coffee.
	Even if they off me, that's the point of nasa porsy.
	Free thinking people, they believe in reason.
	See, there's a fine line between freedom and just being heathens.
	Is this the Wild West or the Final Frontier?
	Super predator podcast.
	They probably guns here.
	See, I'm becoming more pox than ho.
	Cause I find myself wondering what would Malcolm tell Joe.
	Wondering when the renegades started shilling for the system.
	When was it M&J started hitting for the Clintons.
	Cause they always been pawn since chess was a game.
	Trying to wash away them wrongs with the checks that they made.
	Paychecks to sell out.
	Who cares?
	It invests just the same.
	So it's fake to John, Adam, and Muck.
	Take the stress out my brain.
	Dr. Billy, you gon' have to kill me.
	Before you make a Billy.
	Billy. - one goes out to our brothers and sisters, knock down in the state of Victoria!
	Generally speaking, the level of compliance has been very good.
	The vast majority of Victorians are doing what we want them to do, but there is a small minority who continue to disregard the Chief Health Officer directions, so we're obviously targeting those people.
	Here they're locked down local businesses on the daily news!
	Can't even go to my local pub to drink some icy brews.
	Take the cramps on the left of me.
	Power tripping zest.
	Don't like this shit.
	I'm sick of it, but I can't even protest.
	In Melbourne, mounted police had to be called in to help disperse the angry crowds.
	Dozens were taken away, each copping hefty $1600 fines.
	Police are bad enough, but they've got the riot squad who just run over people.
	Because I'm quarantined.
	I can't go out.
	Quarantine.
	I want to shout.
	Quarantine.
	My brain's unscrewed.
	Quarantine.
	Like a kangaroo.
	Quarantine.
	Oh Think roos are cuddly?
	Think again.
	A personal trainer in Melbourne had to have emergency surgery after being brutally mauled by a large male kangaroo and completely missed the threat that was coming her way.
	I learned a lot.
	And I learned that I learned a lot.
	Anyway, Moe was associated here.
	Anyway, the point I want to make is I learned so much.
	I learned so much.
	I learned!
	Black, white, all colors, all backgrounds, that's what I mean.
	Men, women, gay, straight, everyone deserves a shot, you know.
	You won't think, you know what I mean?
	You won't think, you know what I mean?
	What I have to do is I have to continue talking about the things.
	I came down here because I remember the first bumper sticker I saw.
	I learned that I got hairy legs that turned blonde in the sun.
	And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down.
	So it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.
	So I learned about kick jumping on my lap.
	I love kick jumping on my lap.
	Oh, I'm in trouble, trouble.
	What are we, nuts?
	Dead, dead, dead, you know.
	Come on, man.
	Give me a little break here.
	Get a life.
	Take your cocaine or not.
	What do you think?
	Come on, man.
	Black, white, all colors, all backgrounds, what that means?
	Come on, man!
	Men, women, gay, straight, everyone deserves a shot, you know?
	Come on, man!
	You know what I mean?
	You know what I mean?
	Come on, man!
	If you have a problem, figure it out.
	We're here for me to drop.
	You ain't black.
	Come on, man!
	Before Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad sports that can hardly wait to meet with that guy who is a stable genius.
	Come on, man!
	I am very willing to let the public judge my physical and mental health.
	My physical as well as my mental health fitness.
	Come on, man!
	Poor kids are just as brave and just as talented as white kids.
	Lovely kids.
	Come on, man!
	I mean, come on.
	Take a look at the record.
	I know a lot of weeks, bro.
	Come on.
	Black, white, all colors, all backgrounds.
	That's what that means.
	Come on, man.
	Men, women, gay, straight.
	Everyone deserves a shot.
	You know what I mean?
	You know the thing.
	You know what I mean?
	Come on, man.
	I mean, for real, not a joke.

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