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Arrested woman.
Adam Curry.
John C. Devorak.
And Sunday, June 21st, 2020, this is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, episode 1253.
This is no agenda.
Putting STEM in systemic and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm rereading Life and Death in Shanghai by Niel Chang, just to see what we're up against.
I'm John C. DeVore.
It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Oh, man.
Were you up late last night reading this riveting tome?
No, I've read it before.
And?
It's a suppressed novel.
What is this called again?
What is it called again?
Life and Death in Shanghai.
Last time I was in Hong Kong, which is some time back, this was The Rage, this book.
And everyone's reading it all around the world.
So the United States, it was suppressed.
And so nobody got to read it.
Dynamite product.
It's about the cultural revolution.
Ah, right.
Now, do they mention struggle sessions in there?
I'm just looking for all these terms.
Struggle session.
Yeah, apparently that's a Chinese invention.
Silence is violence.
That's how it works.
Shaming into submission.
Shaming people into saying something or doing something.
That's what the story is.
Yeah, it works very well.
I'm sure that was an element of the book.
Now, I have maybe a fun presentation to talk about today, but I did not see anything really of the President's rally yesterday.
I watched the whole thing.
I didn't clip it, because I'm going to have to go back, because it's hard to clip, and he went 140.
Which is what?
Is that longer than normal?
His speeches are usually about an hour.
Okay, so he went long.
Was there new material?
Yes.
I would say that at least an hour and ten minutes was new material, and about thirty minutes was rehash.
This is best of.
And I thought it was outstanding in terms of his new material.
It was really funny.
He did the whole bit about the military speech.
We really don't care much about his policy.
We just want to hear if he has new material, if the jokes are any good.
He's good.
He's funny.
So he goes through a whole bit about ambling down the ramp.
Oh, right, right, right.
The slippery ramp.
He does the whole thing.
I wish...
It's so long of a bit, though.
It's almost a shaggy dog story.
It's very hard to clip.
But he will...
The one gag that kind of cracked me up, he goes into the whole thing about why he held the glass of water so funny and everything.
Yeah.
And he says...
So he thought he gave a pretty good speech at West Point, and he calls his wife...
And she says, Donald, you've been trending.
You're trending on everything about the speech.
He says, oh, really?
What are they saying about the speech?
And she says, they think you have Parkinson's.
So what did he say?
He said, I was just nervous.
I was thirsty, but couldn't raise.
I had just done some arm curls.
No, he doubled down on his...
He doubled down on what?
Which is true if you wear leather, especially the more expensive shoes.
They're not that good on angles.
His shoes with the slippery soles and the magical lift?
Well, they may or may not have the lift.
He says, though, that was a metal ramp, which nobody discusses.
And it was a shiny metal ramp.
So anyway, he goes on about this ramping, you know, metal, and I could understand some of it, and there was no rails, no rails you could hold on to, and he was fearful that...
Freak, he was freaked actually.
He went to it.
There was actually a long bit about the ramp.
He's always had issues with stairs and stuff.
He doesn't like descending anything for some reason.
Well, he didn't bring that up, but he talked about the glass of water and how he had to, he was actually cupping the glass because he was wearing, he said, one of his most expensive silk ties, and he's ruined these ties before by drinking water.
Oh, okay.
It's the old, I'm wearing a silk tie bit.
I like it.
I like it.
Well, it sounded reasonable, but the thing was, the attendance was down.
It was down, right?
Yes, because of TikTok.
TikTok?
Apparently, the Chinese operation.
Yes, TikTok.
What did the CCP do this time?
They told everyone on TikTok to register, or a bunch of people did, said register for the Trump thing.
That's how they got those big numbers, a million people registered?
That made no sense.
Yeah.
And so they had all these people registered that weren't going to go, and they just flooded the system with the fake registrations at the encouragement of the TikTok management, apparently.
Really now?
Yeah.
Well, according to even Ocasio-Cortez was gloating this morning on Twitter about how Brad, the campaign manager, got jobbed by the TikTok Zoomers who had screwed over the campaign and she thought it was hilarious and so funny that they were so stupid.
They didn't know what they were doing and they couldn't get everybody to show up.
And then the media, whoever did show up, was kind of scared about the super spreader event.
And then there was a bunch of radicals out there threatening people.
What a rookie mistake.
That's a rookie mistake.
And yet when they came out with 800,000 registrations...
Yeah, they should have added two and two.
And they shouldn't even have used that.
I mean, this is when you get all jacked up before you really look at what's happening with your numbers, and they go, oh yeah, it's going to be fantastic, and then it was short, right?
It looked like...
About half.
Oh, half!
Wow!
That's even worse than I thought it was.
Yeah, I think it was at least half.
Because I flipped on the news for a second, I see.
That's all I saw.
Oh, it's hardly...
You know, empty bleachers, empty seats, and even on...
On Fox News, there was...
What's his name?
Titus.
Titus, who's with the Greg Gutfeld show.
Yeah, I don't know.
Just another one of these jamokes there on Fox.
Well, his...
Timing was flat.
The jokes were flat.
It wasn't full.
There wasn't a good vibe.
Pence did a horrible job with the pre-show, which may be true or not.
It wouldn't surprise me.
I watched that, too.
That's bullshit.
Pence was Pence.
Okay, so then we know that this was a setup and everybody was in on it.
Including Fox News.
That's what it looks like, especially if they're starting to panic.
Because, like I said, it went an hour and 40.
He had the crowd going.
He thought it was a C-plus, maybe, himself.
He was talking about it.
But I thought the timing was good.
The jokes were funny.
Their bits were a little longer than I like, because you can't clip them.
Yeah.
And...
It was fine.
It was just like the people...
You know, I've always liked Obama's speeches and people on the...
Oh, no, he sucked.
Obama's speeches were always pretty good.
And he had some...
They were always good.
Controlled written jokes in there.
This event was as good as any, and it was extremely long.
He wanted to show...
He did a whole bit about his having Parkinson's and dripping the water.
That's pretty funny.
He grabbed the water glass and started waving around and took a big swig and then threw the glass.
Yeah.
He's doing prop comedy now.
He's doing a little prop comedy.
Getting down there, getting pretty low.
But the fact that Fox would be condemning it is another sign of our basic, or actually your basic thesis.
The Democrats run the whole show.
Of course.
Yeah.
And it was so obvious, because it was just peppered throughout what I was hearing.
I mean, you expect it from CNN, MSNBC, and I heard it from Fox, like, oh, okay.
And I was trying to think.
So either they lied and tried to jack up, oh, we got 800,000 registrations.
I didn't really consider it been some kind of scam.
And I love that it was TikTok, that the CCP indirectly owned TikTok...
That it done that.
That's great.
That's why I mentioned life and death in Shanghai.
Here's what's funny about it is that the CCP does indirectly own TikTok, and people like Alexandria Cortez and all the rest of them are all in on this.
In fact, there was a good article showing all these Hollywood celebrities, from Jordan Peele to...
Just a bunch of these kind of B-list celebrities.
Oh, Peel's up there.
Bragging about how he got jacked by the communists.
Jordan Peterson or Jordan Peel?
Jordan Peel, not Peterson.
Okay, Peel.
All right.
Hollywood celebrity.
Hmm.
There's all these Hollywood celebrities.
Peterson's not in that league yet.
I didn't get the Hollywood part.
Anyway, all these Hollywood celebrities slamming the whole event, not because of what Trump had to say, or the fact that the last 10 minutes was slamming Biden to an extreme, but because he didn't get his big attendance, which was created by this TikTok scam.
Right.
Oh, well, that was good.
And they're all in on it.
Oh, excellent.
I mean, somebody's got to wake up one of these days and see what's going on here.
This is not healthy for the country.
Well, I want to look at a few of those things.
But first, I do have one clip from the rally, which someone sent me.
And I thought, first of all, it's short, you know, under a minute.
It was something that's incredibly relevant to what we've been looking at, which is here in Texas, the surge.
We've got the surge, the Rona surge.
It is now law in most cities in Texas.
If you're in a retail location, then you must wear a mask and the people in the retail location must wear a mask.
You'll be shot on sight.
I'm not quite sure what the penalty is.
The issue with the surge is we've got all the surge in cases.
Oh, new cases.
So doubling the cases.
We really don't have a doubling or any kind of surge in the hospital system, and certainly not with deaths.
And the president kind of confirmed what we've been thinking for a long time about this.
Well, you were talking about this in the last show and expressing the exact numbers.
They were bullcrap.
Yeah, and it's because we're increasing testing.
And it's retail testing.
So we're opening up retail.
Certainly the chains are saying, all right, you know, or if one person is tested positive, then everyone has to get tested.
And, of course, there are cases, and most of them are asymptomatic.
But the president really laid it out very nicely yesterday.
And with testing, you know, testing is a double-edged sword.
We've tested now 25 million people.
It's probably 20 million people more than anybody else.
Germany's done a lot.
South Korea's done a lot.
They call me.
They say, the job you're doing...
Here's the bad part.
When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people.
You're going to find more cases.
So I said to my people, slow the testing down, please.
I'm like, oh yeah, please slow it down so we don't have this surge crap.
They test and they test.
We got tests that people don't know what's going on.
We got tests.
We got another one over here.
The young man's 10 years old.
He's got the sniffles.
He'll recover in about 15 minutes.
That's the case.
Stand up, dude.
That's the case.
That's the case.
I just thought that was really pretty funny.
That was the whole hour and 40 minutes was like that.
It was raucous.
And I'm glad you caught Fox thinking it was a turkey.
That's very funny.
Just on testing, etc., we've had two deconstructions of the undercover nurse.
Finally, we have the best producers.
One is from an internal medicine physician.
The second one is from an emergency medical doctor at Elmhurst, who is a resident.
I've confirmed his identity.
I'm going to believe the internal medicine physician.
Both of them, of course, anonymous for some obvious reasons.
They do not agree with the undercover nurse on a lot of things.
And so I've asked them, and they've both given me permission to put their entire very long deconstructions into the show notes.
They're in there under undercover nurse deconstruction.
I encourage everyone to read it.
There's a lot of things they disagree with, but for sure, testing is bull crap.
Sometimes they go four times testing just to get a positive result, which makes you wonder, what result do you want?
The do not resuscitate is certainly controversial, and both of them are very unclear as to why that happened.
So, a lot of other procedures they explain...
But I just, it's too much and too lengthy, and it would just be me reading this, and if anyone's really interested, it does nuance the undercover nurse deconstruction, but still, obvious problems, and I came back to reading the emergency medical doctor who was there at the time.
I still think there may have been a different strain at some point in New York.
What he describes was not anywhere else in any other hospital from the reports we've received.
So, anyway, that's something that needs to be read.
There was a piece of video with the President, which I got two clips from, which I thought was kind of cute for Father's Day.
By the way, Happy Father's Day!
Happy Father's Day to everybody listening to today's show.
Happy Father's Day.
I got a nice text.
I got a couple of texts.
Happy Stepfather's Day.
Very nice.
Got that too.
So Don Jr.
interviewed the president for his, I think he has a podcast called Triggered.
I don't listen to much of Don Jr.
or watch him much on Twitter, but he had two questions which I thought were kind of fun, and I just wanted to play these.
So the first one, which is the big one also on my mind, is, which is your favorite Trump child, and why is it Ivanka?
You're a wise guy with me.
All the same, 100%.
100%?
100%.
And I'll even say you only for purposes of this interview.
But other than that, all the same.
Okay, well, I'm going to remember that, okay?
Soon it sounds to me like Ivanka is the favorite.
No doubt about it.
I thought that was cool.
And then Don Jr.
asked the question that has been on my mind as well.
When are we going to find out?
When is he going to let us know?
When is he going to lift a little bit of the veil?
So last question.
Before you leave office, will you let us know if there's aliens?
Because this is the only thing I really want to know.
I want to know what's going on.
Would you ever open up Roswell and let us know what's really going on there?
So many people ask me that question.
I know, it sounds almost ridiculous, but it's actually the real question I want to know.
It sounds like a cute question, but it's actually, there are millions and millions of people that want to go there, that want to see it.
I won't talk to you about what I know about it, but it's very interesting.
Look, Roswell's a very interesting place with a lot of people that would like to know what's going on.
So you're saying you may declassify?
You'll take it?
Well, I'll have to think about that one, right?
I'll have to think.
No.
No goddess is nowhere.
Another tease.
Ah, another tease.
You know, well, he said, what's going on there?
So the alien conspiracy community's like, ah, there's something going on, because he said people want to know what's going on there.
So there's something going on.
That and JFK. We'll all know soon.
Thousands of unsealed indictments coming soon to an Oval Office near you.
I did get two ISOs from the rally.
Oh, okay, good.
Here's the first.
It's true!
And the second.
It's true!
It's almost the same.
That's all I got.
It's true from the president.
They put a lot...
You always have just the right amount of reverb to ruin the isos.
That was, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
That is, that is exactly.
And did I see the Tom Petty family is bitching about him using I Won't Back Down?
Big, big articles again.
Yes, as a matter of fact, even though you gave the long lecture about if they can pound salt.
Yeah, well I'll give you the short lecture.
As long as the venue is paying the performance rights, there is no legal recourse for anyone.
That's the law.
It's statutory.
Sorry.
So it's just more, it's either under-informed virtue signaling or just virtue signaling.
One of the two.
I can't believe they're under-informed.
They own the rights to all this stuff.
They know what's going on.
Yeah.
And they've already, and obviously when they were bitching, somebody told them, read them the, you know, the rules.
Yeah.
And they haven't heard much since.
They're just complaining.
Yeah.
They're liberal friends.
Yeah, yeah, you're, yeah, that bastard, he's stealing your music.
And they're complaining and virtue signaling at the same time.
So there's two things that I was looking at and listening to over the past couple of days that I wanted to put in.
Maybe a presentation could help us understand the so-called systemic racism and what it really is.
Surprise, surprise.
It has nothing to do with actual racism.
Yeah.
And it started for me, it actually came from...
Now, you were keeping a list, you said.
You were trying to maintain a list of when these noodle gun type events happened.
Yeah, I wanted to get a list and I wanted to track it.
Yeah.
Yes, I'm trying to get something going and I'm thinking maybe a wiki or something that might maybe be able to track this way back.
Because it goes back a long time.
It goes back further than we'd like to imagine.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you took it all the way back to Paula Deen, but it probably...
Oh, I can go 10 years earlier, no problem.
Yeah.
Maybe 20.
So, someone who might...
So, Evergreen College.
Is it Evergreen University or Evergreen College?
College.
Do you remember what?
I think it's...
Well, maybe it's university, but it's...
I've been there.
It's a college.
So, how about that on the timeline?
Yeah.
If you recall...
Yeah, that would be on there.
Evergreen had that, had the, like, all white people have to get off campus, wasn't that, was it something like that?
Yeah, it was racist.
It was, yes.
So who was there?
Not one of your favorite people, but someone who did have first-hand experience is Eric Weinstein, who kind of was a professor there in, what is he, it's like, Biological sciences.
Yeah, he's a very famous biologist.
Yes.
And so he was there, and he witnessed all this, and I think he was actually chased off campus, and he kind of came to the foreground.
Oh, yeah, the students went after him.
Yeah, and he came to the foreground, and that's when we started hearing about it.
So he quit, and so did his wife, who was teaching him.
Yes, they were both kind of run out of town.
Or off the campus, at least.
And they're both super liberals.
Old-fashioned liberals is the problem.
Right.
And then later he started this intellectual dark web, which I always thought was pretty stupid, and I don't think it went anywhere.
Isn't that his brother?
No, I thought that was him.
I may be wrong.
Shoot, I don't know.
No, I think it's him.
I think he was...
His brother works for Peter Thiel.
He's not part of the intellectual dark web.
Yeah, and his brother does a podcast, and I thought he did the...
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
Oh, maybe it is the brother.
I'm wrong.
Anyway...
So Weinstein was on with Rogan, and he said a couple things that I thought were quite interesting.
As we look at the three kind of groups or waves that we saw during the protests, and I think we should rename it just like we say CCP instead of China, instead of Black Lives Matter, it's probably better to say Black Lives Matter, Inc., Because that really is more appropriate.
Because Black Lives Matter is this kind of intangible movement, but there is a real Black Lives Matter, Inc.
that is taking in real money and doing real things with it that are not what anybody thinks, of course.
So he witnessed this at Evergreen when I was like, oh, everyone white, get off.
And it was just really quite a bizarre moment.
I'm sure we have clips from back then when we covered it.
But he identified something which he said was when all of this started.
So you have the three groups.
We have kind of the Black Lives Matter Incorporated, which is these under-informed, over-socialized kids who are out there doing what they're told to do, making the noise, making the signs, whatever.
Right after they're out, we get the agents provocateurs.
Now, we're not sure who is controlling these.
We have a lot of different ideas and people we can look at.
But they're the ones that are systematically smashing windows.
Okay, we're going to do this.
We're going to do the chain outlets.
And then they also set the stage and started smashing windows, which is new.
It's not typical for a Black Lives Matter, Inc.
protest.
High-end stores.
So Fifth Avenue in New York, Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
This was not smashing their own neighborhood, so to speak.
This was something new.
It was going after wealthy and upscale properties.
And that was, the looting is then done by really a third group, which I'm going to use the word specifically, thugs, even though that is now seen as the N-word, but I'm using it specifically because this word is once again under investigation for its meaning.
So, Weinstein has experience with the Black Lives Matter, Inc., with the over-socialized, under-informed kids.
And he attributes the reason they are the way they are to a number of things.
And it starts off with an interesting thesis...
About the Democrat Party.
I would claim that this actually goes back to a shift in the Democratic Party during the Clinton administration.
During the Clinton administration, the Democratic Party effectively switched.
It took up the Republican Party's business model, moving away from defending the interests of common people as its reason for gaining power.
And that created a problem.
During the Clinton administration, we saw the end to families with dependent children.
We saw NAFTA. We saw basically an abandonment of the core raison d'etre for the Democratic Party.
Now, the Republican Party, at that point...
The party of business.
But that doesn't really mean the party of business.
What the Republican Party was, was the party of well-established large businesses, which frequently meant, as it was catering to their interests, that it was preventing small businesses from rising up that would threaten its constituents.
Now, the Democrats took up this model.
They went into influence peddling as well during the Clinton administration, and they became the party of other businesses.
I'm just going to pause this for a second, because when he said that, I thought to myself, what business and what business opportunities have Democrats been involved in since the Clinton administration?
And I could only really come up with one.
The wholesale sellout of every American institution to the Chinese.
Yes, and there's a lot of documentation.
I mean, Clinton was...
If Weinstein had looked at it as Clinton being the...
The real original sellout to the Chinese.
Because he gave them our nuclear secrets.
He did all kinds of deals with them.
He let the whole, and him and Hillary both, let the outsourcing begin.
Let the outsourcing begin.
Offshoring and all that really started getting into high gear with Clinton.
And NAFTA, of course, is an example of that.
That was an offshoring deal.
Yeah, totally.
Not to China in that case, but to Canada and Mexico.
Mexico mostly.
And yeah, but his other assertions are old things.
I'm irked by a few of them.
His other assertions are old, left-leaning Democrat ideals from the 60s.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm ignoring those because they are annoying.
You know, all the rich people are Republicans.
All the rich people are Democrats.
Yeah.
If he said that, I'd be more inclined.
I mean, he talks about these corporations that are beholden to the Republican Party or back and forth.
And let's talk about them.
You know, the Hearst Corporation.
All Democrats.
DuPont.
Democrats.
I mean, you can go down the line.
They're all Democrats.
I would argue at least that both parties, and I just got to think he's right about that, both parties were more interested in corporate and business interests than small business interests and the people.
I totally disagree.
The Republican Party has always been promoting the small business ideal.
Right.
But in reality, after Clinton, we got Bush.
Well, Bush was a Democrat for all practical purposes and still is.
Okay.
All right.
The point is, none of the policies were really for the people anymore.
I think we can agree.
And that may never have been the case, but he's making this case.
So now you have two parties that are basically dealing with competing business interests, vying for power.
But what that does is it excludes the interests of regular folks.
And so regular folks have been getting a shaft ever since.
Nobody is representing their interests.
They're getting wise to it.
And they're feeling the effects on the street.
They are feeling the system is rigged.
It's rigged against them.
It's not even evenly rigged against them.
So, you know, in black communities, there's a perception it's specifically rigged against us.
And you know what?
It is.
But the way it is is very subtle.
It's not a matter of racism being ubiquitous inside every white head.
It's not like that.
This has very little to do with modern racism.
That's correct, and we know exactly what is really happening is historical, and it started with no man about the house.
This was an actual policy where you could not have a man and a woman and children in the same house with jobs in order to qualify for Social Security.
This problem still exists today.
And that's why, and I'm going to say black men, capital B, ADOS.
That was for welfare, not Social Security.
Welfare, I'm sorry.
Welfare.
And to some degree, that is still the case.
But even going back to slavery itself, men were separated from women.
When you remove men from the household, you create incredible problems.
And here's Weinstein on that.
Here's the part that I don't hear discussed.
When you take men out of a population, it has a very predictable effect.
You take men out of a population, it undercuts the bargaining position of women in mating and dating.
So if you take men out of the population, it means that those men who are still present in that population are in very high demand.
Now, men being men, if they're in high sexual demand, it is hard to get them to settle down.
A man who has lots of options is much harder to persuade to become monogamous and participate in traditional family raising.
So what that does is it creates an environment in which you have many more single-parent homes, many more children growing up without their fathers present, which, of course, hobbles the kids who are raised in that situation because humans are so difficult to raise.
They're so costly in terms of time and energy and resources that one person has a much harder time doing it than a team of two people.
And this sets in motion all of the things for which white society imagines that there's some cause inside of being black when, in fact, it's a demographic process, a demographic process that unfolds very naturally if you remove a disproportionate number of men from a demographic process that unfolds very naturally if you remove a disproportionate number of men from a I've learned a lot about this, especially in poor neighborhoods, pushing the men out.
We've done hour and hour after hour about how that works and how that has specifically affected American descendants of slavery.
But we can only go to the clip we've heard earlier.
We played recently of Bob Woodson from the Woodson Institute, former civil rights activist and leader, who says, no, what is actually happening is the people who do get out of the neighborhood, the hood, the ghetto, they actually form a new class of the same people who are suppressing the lower classes to keep their own existence.
And so I really think that this talk about institutional...
I don't know what institutional racism is.
I want someone to tell me what that means.
I believe that the reason that they keep invoking it is because it prevents black elected officials who have been running these cities, their liberal democratic mayors and city council members, school board members, been running our city's For the last 50 years, and those are the places where they identify the largest amount of inequities exist.
Well, they don't have to then answer the difficult question, if you were elected on the promise of improving the conditions for the least of these, why are students, why are children failing in systems run by your own people?
So to avoid answering that question, all they've got to do is point to some abstract notion like institutional racism.
Somehow white America has found a way to compel black professionals to miseducate their children in schools run and controlled and financed by them.
But they don't have to answer that question as long as they can keep the public's attention focused on institutional racism, whatever that means.
Then they don't have to address the difficult questions.
So whether it's homelessness, whether it's welfare for poor communities, when you have organizations whose job it is to get money from the government and then hand it out, They don't actually want to save anybody.
They call these people their clients for a reason.
They want to grow the base.
He needs to upgrade his language from institutional racism to systemic racism.
He does.
Actually, he confuses the two.
And we're going to get into the systemic in just a minute.
And just look at the problem areas.
Black mayors, black governors, black police chiefs, black representatives.
Why?
Why is it still a shit show?
Because this is truly systemic.
This has been going on for a long time, and what that creates is a very small group of people who are completely locked out.
And this is what the president the other day called thugs.
Do you think that right now the nation needs you to express that same sort of comfort and healing that some people need to heal?
This is the little super cuts that Mo gave me, by the way.
Right now I think the nation needs law and order.
We can't allow a situation...
Like happened in Minneapolis to descend further into lawless anarchy and chaos.
Law and order will prevail.
The looters is looting.
You do have looting.
These people, it's Antifa.
It's a lot of radical left bad people.
Exploiting this tragedy to loot, rob, attack.
And menace.
Hatred.
Chaos.
Rioters, looters, and anarchists.
Violence and vandalism led by Antifa.
Radical left-wing groups terrorizing the innocent, destroying jobs, burning down buildings.
The mobs are devastating the life's work of good people.
Anarchy.
Criminals and vandals wreck our cities and lay waste.
To our communities, mob violence, radical left criminals, thugs, an angry mob, angry mobs.
It is essential that we protect the crown jewel of American democracy, the rule of law, violence, mayhem, and disorder.
An angry mob, rioting, I am your president of law and order, professional anarchists, violent mobs, arsonists, looters, criminals, rioters, Antifa, dangerous thugs, domestic terrorists.
So you heard all the things he was saying, and a lot of it is about the agent provocateur group, which I think is antifa-like groups paid to start crap off.
But he throws in the thugs twice, and I had a back and forth with Mo about it yesterday.
He believes that Trump did that on purpose because he knows that lights up his base, maybe at the expense of some heat.
But you've not seen the mainstream come after him with his typical racist rhetoric about this.
Which I found very odd.
He's even capitalized thugs in tweets.
And the reason is, in 2015, we learned that the word thug is equal to the N-word when this happened.
Majority of...
The community in Baltimore, I think, have handled this appropriately, expressing real concern and outrage over the possibility that our laws were not applied evenly in the case of Mr.
Gray and that accountability needs to exist.
And I think we have to give them credit.
My understanding is that you've got some of the same organizers now going back into these communities to try to clean up in the aftermath of a handful of criminals and thugs who tore up the place.
And that was an issue.
There was a lot of talk about him using that word and he doubled down the next day and said, no, no, I really meant thugs because he meant thugs.
And if you want to understand the history of thugs, it goes back to Tupac Shakur, Thug Life, Mofax.
We did three hours on that yesterday.
But there is a group of people who have been trying to get a taste of the life on the other side.
They've been held down effectively by their own people who moved up and out and have been servicing them.
And then we come to the real problem that happened, which is I think the reason behind the STEM blackout.
You know, there's now this STEM is racist.
We've laughed about this.
Math is racist.
And I finally figured out what was going on and why that's being said.
But there's two sides to it.
The first side is the Weinstein side.
Which we need to observe, and that's from the over-socialized children at school.
If you're in critical theory, first of all, if you end up in critical theory, any one of these fields, women's studies, queer studies, whatever it is, you have already foregone this option.
You don't end up in critical theory if you have the chops to do science.
So, in effect, you have people who don't stand to personally benefit from opening those doors wider because they wouldn't go through them, arguing that nobody should go through those doors.
If you were to do these things properly, you would study them with the tools of STEM. But we know that's not what goes on inside of these departments, and we also know that the product doesn't add up from the point of view of science.
You can't take the claim, for example, that if a man decides that he is a woman, then he is a woman.
It's not a valid claim.
It just doesn't stand up.
And you can't claim that sex is a spectrum either.
That claim doesn't stand up.
These are empty.
And we could have a discussion about what we are to do in light of the part of gender that is flexible, but we're not having that conversation because we've got an ultimatum on the table.
Either you agree sex is a spectrum or you're the enemy.
And I think this is a real big part of what we're seeing with the anti-STEM is kids who have taken women's studies, gender studies, all these non-scientific types of courses, and I guess you can get degrees in this.
Meanwhile, it's like if you actually look at it from a scientific standpoint, no, that can't be what you're saying.
And so there's a rift between people who believe there's 137 different genders and biologists who say, well, no, this is kind of where we're at.
On the other side of STEM is something that happened in 1994.
And in 19, I think it was 90, maybe just before 94, do you remember the Yummy, the Sandifer case?
It was this 11-year-old kid who was in Los Angeles and had just gone, you know, was killing people and was like a child soldier, essentially.
It was a huge case.
And this is, people were freaked out by it.
I don't remember it.
Let me see, I have it here.
It was Robert Sandifer.
And it was a very famous...
A little 11-year-old murderer?
Yeah, yeah.
It was like basically a child soldier.
Oh, I'm sorry.
An 11-year-old American boy from Chicago.
Sandefur's murder by fellow gang members in Chicago garnered national attention because of his age, resulting in his appearance on the cover of Time magazine in 1994.
He was named Yummy because of his love of cookies.
I mean, I remember it now that...
He was murdered, you mean.
He was murdered, but he was in a gang, and he had murdered a 12-year-old girl.
What the story was, is look at the children who are now just completely...
Radicalized.
They've got heavy weaponry.
It's kill or be killed.
They don't care.
Well, here's a little backgrounder.
Even in an era of violent teen killers, Robert Sandefur's murder was big news.
The story scared people, says criminologists.
This is a New York Times report.
Chris Berg.
This was no longer a Chicago story.
This was a story that no matter where you lived, you turned on the evening news and you would hear about this case.
By now, nearly all of us know the story of Robert Sandifer.
There was a sense that the country writ large was going to hell in a handbasket.
No one had a clear idea of what to do.
Political scientist John DiIulio taught at Princeton University and had done extensive research in prisons studying the criminal justice system.
From 1984 to 1994, when Sandefur was killed, teenage homicide rates had more than doubled.
Diulio looked at studies that estimated that by 2000, there would be a million more teens between the ages of 14 and 17, and he predicted crime rates would snowball even more.
You'd have a doubling or a tripling in the rate of youth violence in the time between the mid-90s and up to through mid-2000s.
So, this is so beautiful in light of what we've seen just recently with coronavirus and the data models.
We were told to shut up, shelter in place, cower in place, go home, be quiet, you're gonna die, millions of people will die, will die!
This is not the first time this has happened.
Perhaps most troubling to Diulio was what he saw as an indication that the small percentage of kids who commit the most violent crimes would be much more destructive than the generation before them.
Studies found that essentially 6% of every male youth cohort was responsible for about 50% of all the violent crimes committed by that cohort.
That small fraction of people is going to be able to wreak incredible havoc.
Diulio wasn't the only one predicting a surge in crime.
By the year 2005, we may very well have a bloodbath of teenage violence.
Northeastern University criminologist James Fox says his choice of words was deliberate.
I did sound an alarm, and I did use some rather strong language in terms of what might happen if we didn't react quickly.
Fox and Diulio felt compelled to call attention to this perceived problem, and rhetoric proved the most powerful arrow in their quiver.
Diulio, an Ivy League academic from South Philadelphia, wrote this article for the Weekly Standard in 1995.
The term super-predator originated from an inmate who said it was a throwaway line.
He said, no, these kids, they're stone-cold predators.
And like a match to a flame, the word caught on.
Super-predator.
Predator.
Predators.
Super-predators.
And there we have it.
From science, technology, engineering, and math came the term super-predator because a bunch of numbers guys Thought they had seen the end of the world.
Remember, this is New York Times report.
The super predator idea was wrong.
Once it was out there, though, it was out there.
There was no reeling it in.
The experience was a turning point.
Diulio increasingly began to think about religion and public affairs as the best way to effect change.
I lost faith in social science prediction at about the same time that I gained faith of a traditional religious kind.
But Crisberg says the problem wasn't with social science, but that Diulio not only misinterpreted the data, but what it meant.
It was a myth, and unfortunately it was a myth that some academics jumped onto.
The fear over the super predator led to a tremendous number of laws and policies that we're just now recovering from.
And that's how we got the 1994 crime bill.
When we weaponized the entire law enforcement system, the commercial prison system, everything was all set up, but what didn't we have?
We didn't have warm bodies.
So if you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
We've got to go round them up, get these super predators.
And I don't think we will recover from that.
And that's how the men never got back in the house.
Everything stayed the same.
And now you still have a very small group of, I'll just say it, thugs who live a thug life.
And when the agent provocateurs kick open the high-end stores, they're like, shit, we're just going to walk in.
Everyone else seems to be grabbing in this world.
And that's why no one believes in STEM in the black community.
That math doesn't work.
It put us in this peril.
And I think there's a lot to it.
And you can blame the whole thing on Joe Biden.
Pretty much.
He drove it, that's for sure.
This is why Joe Biden should never, ever be president.
And certainly has no business saying, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
This guy...
Is the personification of the problem?
Indeed.
So, there we are.
It's being replicated around the world now.
You don't need to have racism for this to happen.
Now, if we go to the United Kingdom, I've received this from a couple of my friends over there.
This is just a YouTuber.
You're a racist, and apparently we all are.
According to Black Lives Matter, egged on by the BBC, we can't help it.
We were born this way.
They claim all whites are privileged and can never understand.
We're all guilty and should admit it.
Remember, your right to speak is because of your privilege, so you should shut up.
Yes, this is 2020, where a tiny minority is trying to impose a cultural dictatorship on the overwhelming majority.
The brutal killing of George Floyd in the US sparked levels of civil unrest not seen in Britain for years.
Police brutality is always wrong, but 4,000 miles from Minneapolis, in a country with a very different history from the United States, protesters chose to descend on the cenotaph.
Our sacred memorial to millions of British heroes who died fighting racism and fascism.
One protester scaled the monument and tried to set fire to the Union flag.
So let's be clear, this right wasn't about career criminal, armed robber and drug dealer George Floyd.
Black Lives Matter states its purpose is to bring down capitalism and defund the police.
They were joined by thousands of useful idiots, white, self-hating, middle-class, spoiled brats, fresh from three years of brainwashing in our publicly funded universities, who demand that we take the knee at the altar of their woke religion.
So Britain has a very different history, not built on slavery the way the United States was, infrastructure, etc.
But the model is completely exportable.
You still have a group of people who are kept small and in dire straits, and it's a horrible crap show.
The United States wasn't built on slavery.
I want to stop that.
Fine.
It wasn't.
You're right.
But there were pieces...
I said infrastructure, which is...
At the time, I think farming and cotton was infrastructure.
I added that myself.
It's one of those little pieces of...
I agree.
You have no argument with me over that.
But my point is...
This is a takeover that has nothing to do with racism.
It's being couched under that.
It's a power grab, and I think ultimately it will result in corporatized police.
This is not going to reform into anything other than the Eric Prince model of policing.
For the rich people, for everybody who's got money, it's going to get much, much better.
If you like your privately owned jails, you're going to love your privately owned police department.
And here's the model being exported by one of our old favorites.
Jackson, the American civil rights leader, has written to the Prime Minister of the Netherlands asking him to stop a Dutch Christmas tradition that critics call racist, a character called Black Pete.
The tradition is accused of encouraging blackface and the Black Pete character, Jackson says, is a racist relic of colonialism.
I am writing to you to urge you to heed your moral conscience and do what you believe and know to be right, Jackson wrote to Prime Minister Mark Rutte in a letter sent via the Dutch Embassy in Washington.
In the Dutch tradition, Black Pete accompanies St.
Nicholas delivering gifts to children.
He is known as a clownish servant who is usually portrayed by white people in black face paint, wearing frizzy wigs and red lipstick.
So Jesse Jackson's exporting the model.
He's on the radar in the Netherlands and he's, oh my gosh, Jesse Jackson.
Oh my goodness.
He'll be going over.
Somehow I'm sure he's got the money figured out.
I guess Al and Benjamin Crump have it all locked up here, so he's off to do something else.
Here is another fine example.
Meghan Markle, herself, mixed race.
She's a 50% American descendant of slavery, of course married to one of the princes and living in Los Angeles.
She is so dumb that she finally breaks her silence to speak about what's going on.
And you tell me who she's speaking to and who she feels sorry for and what she feels sorry about because she is not in touch with reality.
And I had to tighten this up by chopping out long sentences of her looking, long silences of her looking in the camera and pensively thinking about her next wonderful thought.
Here she is, the princess!
As we've all seen over the last week, what is happening in our country and in our state and in our hometown of LA has been absolutely devastating.
And I wasn't sure what I could say to you.
I wanted to say the right thing and I was really nervous that I wouldn't or that it would get picked apart and I realized the only wrong thing to say is to say nothing because George Floyd's life mattered and Breonna Taylor's life mattered and Philando Castile's life mattered and Tamir Rice's life mattered and so did so many other people whose names we know and whose names we do not know.
Stephan Clark, his life mattered.
And I was thinking about this moment when I was a sophomore in high school.
I was 15, and as you know, sophomore year is the year that we do volunteer work, which is a prerequisite for graduating.
And I remember my teacher at the time, one of my teachers, Ms.
Polia, said to me before I was leaving for a day of volunteering, always remember that To put others' needs above your own fears.
And that has stuck with me through my entire life, and I've thought about it more in the last week than ever before.
So the first thing I want to say to you is that I'm sorry.
Now, when I heard this, I'm like, oh, okay, I'm sorry, repenting, she apologizes.
But who is she, what is she sorry for, and who is she sorry about, what?
I am so sorry that you have to grow up in a world where this is still present.
I know that this is not the graduation that you envisioned.
And this is not the celebration that you imagined.
She's talking to the college kids.
She's not talking to Black Suppressed America.
She's talking to the kids.
I know that this is not the graduation that you envisioned.
And this is not the celebration that you imagined.
But I also know that there's a way for us to reframe this for you and to not see this as the end of something, but instead to see this As the beginning of you harnessing all of the work, all the values, all the skills that you have embodied over the last four years, and now you channel that.
Now all of that work gets activated.
Now you get to be part of rebuilding.
And I know sometimes people say, how many times do we need to rebuild?
Well, you know what?
We are going to rebuild and rebuild and rebuild until it is rebuilt.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what the hell she's thinking, but she feels sorry for the people who didn't graduate and have parties.
Yeah.
But it's okay.
Now is the time to activate, which of course means she's a complete political operative doing this.
Disgusting.
Well, I don't know.
Of course.
What do you mean?
One of these stupid speeches.
These people are giving these virtual commencement addresses.
That's an embarrassment.
I don't know why I'm going to take that gig.
You get up there so they put a shawl on you and throw a thing around your neck.
You get a phony degree for it, though.
You get to call yourself a doctor or something.
That's not true.
Very few commencement things give you an honorary degree.
That's why I've never done one, because that's what I always demand.
And they say, no, I'm not going to do that for you.
There's honorary degrees, aren't there?
Well, there's plenty of honorary degrees, but it doesn't necessarily mean that if you do a commencement, you automatically get one.
The funniest thing that happened in white-black world came to me on a podcast from Gimlet.
I think the Gimlet model is now pretty clear.
Let's make a couple of diverse podcasts.
We get some different background people doing some shows, which doesn't really matter if anyone listens or not.
And then in those shows, we'll promote the custom podcasts we make for Cisco.
I mean, it's so lame.
I feel so sorry for those people who thought they were going to have a great deal.
I'm going to become a podcaster.
Yeah, and then you get to do your podcast, but you have to produce five others for corporate podcasts and promote them in your own.
It's like, ugh.
I didn't know about this.
This is news to me.
It's a great gimmick.
Yeah, but I think we invented it, Dvorak.
This is the thing media.
You guys dropped the ball.
No, we did this all the time.
We had the Honda.
Oh, the Honda ones, yeah.
We did all that kind of stuff.
Anyway.
So this host is...
I don't believe he's ADOS. He's black, because as he says he is, but I think he may be more a descendant of the islands.
And he discovered something that he investigated on his podcast.
And here it is.
This thing, my experience, this incredibly confusing payment, some variation of it has been happening to everybody I know.
Like my sister, my neighbors, my friends.
White people have been sending black people Venmo payments in these really weird, bizarre ways.
Oh, stop it.
Is this guy like a British butler?
I mean, where does that accent?
I think it's an island accent.
It could be Jamaica, it could be Barbados, something like that.
One of the colonies.
One of the colonies.
And so this is about the strange Venmo payments that start coming up.
I've been sending black people Venmo payments in these really weird, bizarre ways, often completely out of the blue and frequently completely unsolicited.
I put out a call on Twitter asking for people to share their experiences with this and I heard from all of these black people who had gotten a notification that some white person had sent them cash in like the weirdest form of reparations.
As if to say, here's a few bucks, sorry for racism.
I just got a random Venmo from a friend and it said for weed or drinks and I was like, thank you so much but I'm sending it back.
This is happening all over the country.
I live in Chicago.
I heard from clothes designers, aspiring filmmakers, political organizers, computer programmers, teachers, academics, podcasters, photographers, comedians.
Usually middle class, most of the time under 40.
Payments continually kept coming through.
And I was like, oh!
Well, thank you.
According to my completely unscientific survey, it seems like you're more likely to get memo payments from your white friends if you live in a mostly white area, went to a mostly white college, or if you work in a mostly white field like sketch comedy.
Thankfully, white people don't tend to send these with emojis.
These payments just seem to be small amounts of money, like the amount you might contribute to a colleague's birthday card made to people that are, on the whole, financially completely fine.
This shows you what is going on.
These children you see running around.
Well, this has been going on for a while, this idea.
It just started up a couple weeks ago.
First time I heard of it.
I know it probably predates that.
But it was the end.
I can name people on Twitter that are promoting it.
White people.
Mm-hmm.
And it's to send a black person a hundred bucks.
Oh no, but this is like five bucks.
People are sending three bucks.
Yeah, well, apparently a lot of people can't afford it, or whatever you can afford.
It's kind of an open model.
This came up in the dinner conversation last night.
Eric's here working on the house, and Eric, somebody, one of the kids said, you know, you're supposed to send a hundred dollars to a black person.
And Eric says, he said, what are you talking, what is this?
I said, and I explained to him this bit.
It's a good bit, by the way, because it gets people a bunch of free money.
And Eric says, hard no.
Hard no.
Yeah, well, you know, most black people found it pretty insulting.
It's like, hey man, what are you doing?
And especially because it's like $3 or $5 and sorry for racism, have a coffee.
But this is what you're seeing.
That is Black Lives Matter, Inc.
Where...
Well, they've said it a million times.
Just completely under-informed.
They have no idea what they're doing.
Finally, we've got...
Oh, Tom Fitton.
Mr.
Lawyer.
Oh my goodness!
ActBlue Charities is the fundraising charity that purports to raise money for other charities.
Why is this involved in Black Lives Matter Global Network?
There's no IRS info on this organization.
Hello!
And Candace Owens also just woke up to this.
How long have we been saying this?
Three, four weeks now?
This is a total money-grabbing scam.
It's going to help you elect Joe Biden or get him money for his election.
Well, you know, I got into an argument with a couple of people about this already.
The ActBlue website, yeah, they are kind of a quasi-pack and they're the front for the DNC, but they also do just straight-up collections like a PayPal.
And so Black Lives Matter does run through ActBlue, but they're doing, if you go deep enough into their website, you find a whole pricing schedule and you can pay them To be a clearinghouse, it costs you 3.5% or 3.8% of all income.
And you get the money.
It doesn't go to ActBlue.
They get their 3.8% and probably a piece of the mailing list.
But that's nonsense that everybody who don't haste to beat.
I'm going to disagree with you.
You can disagree.
I'm going to tell you why.
I'm going to tell you why.
ActBlue is the non-profit.
There is no Black Lives Matter official non-profit organization.
That's the problem I have.
They are, just like the Austin Justice Coalition, they're on the payroll of Act Blue.
They're not, they get a stipend from that.
If you can show me that, I'm all in.
Well, if you can show me that there's any organization outside of ActBlue that is taking money on behalf of Black Lives Matter that has a Form 990, I'm all in.
There is none.
Well, I'm just going to tell you this.
I'm going to say it again.
ActBlue is a clearinghouse, hardly any different than PayPal, that you can run your whole operation through.
And when you donate to Black Lives Matter, $10...
The Act Blue people will take their piece of it, 3%, and you get the rest of it.
Everyone's thinking that all the money's going right into the Joe Biden campaign when it's not.
Well, I disagree on how the money is run here, and I disagree on your categorization of what ActBlue is and who runs it and how it works.
Go to the website and look at pricing for nonprofits.
I understand what you're saying.
They have a whole system.
They collect money for a lot of people.
They can collect money for nonprofits.
Or anyone.
You don't even have to be a nonprofit.
Any left-leaning group.
Okay, okay, okay.
We could use ActBlue to collect money instead of PayPal.
That's correct.
But in this case, I believe that Black Lives Matter is not one single entity that has any kind of fiscal responsibility because they are not an organization.
So it's just a name.
But yourself said they're an ink?
No, I gave it that name.
Okay.
Because there is no incorporation.
There's a Black Lives Matters Foundation, which was set up in 2015, has not reported anything since 2017.
It's run by people who are not involved in any of this, and they're probably raking in money and laughing all the way to the bank.
Act Blue is, yes, you can use them as a clearinghouse, but then if you use them as a clearinghouse, you're taking money in, so you have to somehow file taxes.
I don't care if you're a non-profit or not.
So who's filing taxes and what kind of money is going in?
That's the point of this accountability.
It's not going to show up on Act Blue's Form 990.
It's not.
Right.
It's just a client.
Well, is it possible that Black Lives Matter is incorporated or even established as a non-profit under some other name?
I have looked, and the only thing I can find is other Democrat-run organizations, and when I say Democrat Party, And the biggest one, you know, I'll bring it up right now because I've been looking at this for weeks, is some $30 million Democrat fund.
Here, hold on a second.
I'll bring it right up here.
I'm going into GuideStar to get you the details.
While you're doing that, I'm going to reiterate your position.
Your claim is that Black Lives Matter is a front for the Democrat Party to collect more money for Joe Biden.
No, I'm not saying that.
That's what I would think.
I'm saying that they're misrepresenting themselves as helping black people when they're...
Well, that...
That's all I've been saying.
That's all I've been saying.
Well, I know, but I'm talking about the Act Blue connection.
So, okay, Black Lives Matter Foundation, which has not filed anything since 27, so they're defunct as far as I'm concerned, and there's no names or anything that triggers any bells.
What was the last date?
What was that date?
So they filed their 2017 taxes, so they're in violation of the law, because they had to have 2018 and a year ago.
The Center for Popular Democracy, which is in Brooklyn, New York...
Which has gross receipts of $37 million.
It collaborates with the movement for black lives.
Everything else is...
There's nothing else there.
Hold on a second.
The Center for Popular...
What is it?
The Center for Popular Democracy.
$37 million?
Mm-hmm.
The Center for Popular Democracy works to create equity, opportunity, and a dynamic democracy in partnership with high-impact base-building organizations, organizing alliances, and progressive unions.
We strengthen our collective capacity to envision and win an innovative pro-worker, pro-immigrant racial and economic justice agenda.
And this always stems back, it seems to me, to these New York operations of the World's Workers' Party.
Yes.
Yes.
So, anyway.
Remember, answer.
A dot N dot N. Yes.
So now let's talk to, or let's not talk to, but let's listen to two short clips from one of the co-founders of Black Lives Matters.
The initial Black Lives Matters, which was started in Louisiana.
That's really when it first came out.
And this is Patrice Cullors.
And she, listen to this.
I also think that it might...
I think of a lot of things.
The first thing I think is that we actually do have an ideological frame.
Myself and Alicia in particular are trained organizers.
We are trained Marxists.
We are super Yeah, trained Marxists.
So there's your World Workers' Party, all of that.
Is trained Marxists.
Yes, but not just trained Marxists.
No, no.
The co-founder of this organization, which doesn't really exist, which sends money to an organization which does a lot of different things, and they have the financial responsibility.
Fine, whatever, if they get it or not.
If they're just a pay processing.
I pay taxes.
Someone's got to pay taxes over that.
what these kids are sending their money to is to a trained Marxist who clearly does not have real racism and solving of that at top of mind.
In fact, she admits what it's all about.
A lot of criticism, uh, former vice president Joe Biden from civil rights activists.
Um, The election obviously will be a choice.
How do you think Biden matches up compared to President Trump when it comes to these issues that are important to you?
Well, hands down, Trump not only needs to not be in office in November, but he should resign now.
Trump needs to be out of office.
He is not fit for office.
And so what we are going to push for is a move to get Trump out, while we're also going to continue to push and pressure Vice President Joe Biden around his policies and relationship to policing and criminalization.
That's going to be important.
But our goal is to get Trump out.
That's what they're for.
That's all.
Nothing more, nothing less.
That's what this is all about.
It's always been about Trump.
I know, but it's good to hear people say it.
Yeah, well, they usually won't admit it.
No, but now it's just out in the open.
Well, they figure they got an edge.
Things are going their way, so they can now come out from under the rocks.
We'll see.
The train Marxist thing is very disturbing, especially after you did that thing last show about the Vanity Fair for teens and the promotion of Marxism.
Where's the government in all this?
I mean, we're not supposed to be encouraging.
I mean, it's not like it's against the law because there is a free speech issue, but I think we should be at least aware of this a little more about the Marxism that is really a counter...
To the American system.
And even though all these same politicians, politicians included, I would say AOC is one of them, capitalism must go.
And they're very outspoken about it.
I mean, everybody's capitalism must go.
They want to get rid of capitalism.
They want to replace it with a state-sponsored system that they can then turn over to the one-world government.
Not that I'm going to go that far, but it's the easiest way to go to the one-world government.
Yeah, but I even wonder if that's really what it's about.
I think it's just all power.
Everybody wants power, and these people are now trying to grab their power.
I don't see any real heart in this, except for the people who get sucked into it.
Who eventually wind up saying, well, maybe I should Venmo a black person some money because I'll feel better about it because I don't really know what my money did.
Well, that's how it always devolves in this country.
Some, you know, some token gesture that makes you feel good and you wash your hands of it.
That's who we are.
I mean, that's a basic thesis that I would subscribe to, which is that nobody's really been radicalized.
They're just idiots.
Yeah.
And that's who we are.
Can I solve this with a pill or with some cash?
Either way, I'd really appreciate if I could just do that.
Meanwhile, back in Washington, D.C. Oh, we do have some action out on San Francisco, which I do have some clips of.
We had a statue of...
Yeah, you had...
A lot of statues.
In fact, in Oregon, they'd taken down the Thomas Jefferson statues.
And Francis Scott Key?
Yeah, Francis Scott Key, I think, is in San Francisco.
Yeah, because of course, you know, the racist national anthem, got to get rid of that.
So we have these, we have this, this is San Francisco action, this is what's going on in San Francisco, and there's a pronunciation issue here from two different reporters, both covering San Francisco, which has me completely beside myself.
If you want to play, this clip is...
San Francisco action and bad pronunciation, KQED. Outside San Francisco City Hall, activists came together to paint the words, defund the police, on the street in giant yellow letters.
Mission District resident Adriana Camarena was there.
Camarena wants more community involvement and oversight in the policing process, especially by those most impacted by police, such as people of color, the trans community, and homeless people.
Activists spray-painted stolen land, stolen people, and Native Lives Matter at the site of the Junipero Cerro statue.
Cerro built missions across California, often with the labor of captive Native American people.
I was wondering how to pronounce the name.
Well, that ain't it.
Then what was it?
Is that the end of that clip?
Yeah, that's all I got.
It's supposed to be 36 seconds.
It's 35 seconds.
And that was 35 seconds?
Yeah.
Huh.
Well, he pronounced it wrong.
So did the other girl.
There was another one that came in.
I'm sorry that clip is cut off.
But let's listen to San Francisco Bad Pronunciation 1.
And Native Lives Matter at the site of the Junipero Serra statue.
By the way, Junipero Serra is the way it's pronounced on Google Maps.
Is that how you pronounce it?
No!
I have no idea.
Listen to bad pronunciation number two.
True ropes around the statues of St.
Junipero Sarah.
So she, the woman, and these are local, it's Junipero Sarah.
Junipero Sarah.
This is as bad as me here in Texas saying, hey, I like that Jicama sauce.
I swear to God, I said that.
Jicama sauce.
Tina fell off her chair.
What do I know, man?
I grew up in Amsterdam.
So how are you supposed to pronounce this?
Unipero Serra.
There's a giant boulevard in San Francisco called Unipero Serra.
Unipero Serra, Unipero Serra.
And they're pronouncing it Junipera, which is again the way Google Maps pronounces it because they're just doing it phonetically.
But these are local reporters?
No, I think they're getting the news from Google as well.
These are local reporters.
The point I'm going to make is they're not local reporters.
These are outsiders that have moved in for some reason to give us local news.
Again, they don't even know how to pronounce you.
Connect the dots.
Who is putting journalists in newsrooms everywhere for free?
The same people who helped them pronounce it wrong.
Google!
We had the whole story.
We had the whole story.
Google's putting journalists into newsrooms everywhere.
And you yourself said they pronounce it the way Google Maps does.
Yeah, coincidence.
You're right.
That's not a coincidence.
It's proof.
It's fact.
Junipero.
Junipera.
That's a good one.
Junipera.
These are not reporters.
Well, they are actually reporters.
They're reporting whatever someone put in front of them.
Hey, I don't know how to pronounce that.
Call home base.
Hey, look at the map.
We're talking about the Trump rally earlier.
So I've decided, I've started changing my beat around a little bit.
I'm starting to listen to NPR radio and realizing it's worse.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
It's worse than the networks.
And they're getting away with it because obviously the only people that listen to NPR are the dedicated ones.
You mean instead of listening to PBS or Democracy Now?
Well, no, instead of listening, what would you listen to?
You're in your car.
I'm assuming most people listen to NPR in their car.
They're driving to work, and they're listening to the NPR news feed, as opposed to locally here we have CBS Radio, which is really kind of a lively news operation, even though they're slanted a little bit, but it's not too bad.
Mm-hmm.
But no, if you're an intellectual and you're driving to work and you're not on your bicycle.
No, you listen to NPR, of course.
You listen to NPR. And you dream about having sex with, it depends on what your preference is, Ira Glass or Terry Gross.
That is the profile of the NPR listener.
And it turns out there is absolutely no difference.
It's the same person.
So you have, let's listen to their report on the Trump rally and see if there's any dubious issues in here.
Okay, which...
Slanted, I'm sorry, this starts with the word slanted.
I got it.
Okay, the Trump rally, we got it here.
The Trump campaign says six staffers for the rally in Tulsa tonight have tested positive for COVID-19.
But officials say those people won't be at the event and that everyone attending the rally will be given temperature checks before they pass through security.
This says tens of thousands are expected to be in the city both for the rally and to protest against President Trump.
Chris Polanski of member station KWGS has more.
Things are tense in downtown Tulsa.
Police confirm that they arrested a woman wearing an I Can't Breathe t-shirt this morning at the request of Trump campaign staff.
Some Oklahoma National Guardsmen are carrying rifles, despite the guard telling reporters earlier this week...
They just skipped right over this.
Hold it.
They arrest a woman because she was wearing a T-shirt.
And that's it?
That's just do the headline?
No detail?
No, no.
You missed the best part of it.
At the request of Trump.
Yes.
I heard that too.
Arrest that woman.
Things are tense in downtown Tulsa.
Police confirmed that they arrested a woman wearing an I Can't Breathe t-shirt this morning.
And the cops went, okay, sure they did.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
The whole thing, it starts off with the assertion that six staffers were tested positive.
Yes.
But they won't be attending.
So what difference does it make?
Why are you reporting that some guy's wife at home, but they're not going to be attending anyway, so what's it got to do with this story?
Nothing!
They've got to fill air.
This is the worst report I've ever heard.
We'll pick it up again.
Now they're arresting some woman for wearing a t-shirt at the request of the Trump campaign.
Because she's wearing a t-shirt?
Is that the reason?
Yes!
Lock her up!
I have no idea.
They're not giving me much detail.
Things are tense in downtown Tulsa.
Police confirm that they arrested a woman wearing an I Can't Breathe t-shirt this morning at the request of Trump campaign staff.
Some Oklahoma National Guardsmen are carrying rifles.
Despite the guard telling reporters earlier this week they would only carry batons and pepper spray.
An organizer for one of several counter-demonstrations says she's expecting as many as 6,000 attendees at a city park.
Leaders in Tulsa's black community made one last appeal to Mayor G.T. Bynum to call off the event.
Bynum has stood by the president and the rally.
Well, the leaders in the black community, which I guess is just one area.
I don't know what they're talking about.
Yeah, they don't either.
They're just words, words salad.
Just while we're on the topic of slanty reports, I want to play this other NPR report.
This is the one on COVID. Meanwhile, states around the country are continuing to see record numbers of COVID-19 cases as officials try to find the right balance between reopening and limiting the spread of the virus.
And here's Matthew Schwartz has more.
Arizona reported 3,200 new cases in one day.
Texas more than 4,600.
South Carolina more than 1,000.
and Florida, more than 4,000.
None of these states have a statewide mask requirement.
Several cities and counties have imposed their own rules for wearing masks in public.
In Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis continues to shy away from imposing a statewide requirement, telling reporters masks have to be voluntary because, quote, the Constitution is not suspended just because there is a virus.
Also seeing record highs, Tulsa County, Oklahoma.
The site of President Trump's campaign rally Saturday night.
Matthew Schwartz, NPR News, Washington.
Oh, yeah.
Have we ever heard anything about Tulsa County in the whole three months of this COVID? No.
Now it's right top of the news.
I had an interesting...
Let's see if I still have this.
I had like an anti-Trump thing from the UK about it.
I wonder if I... Well, you're doing that, if I'm going to be ranting on these guys.
So I've been listening to the NPR feed, and so most of the stuff that they have is pretty...
If you listen to their news, you have like...
They talk about, for example, there's...
Let's see if I can find this.
This is on the...
Yeah, let's try this one.
Leaf blowers.
This is what you end up listing.
This is what they talk about on NPR now.
Leaf blowers.
A lot of places have banned leaf blowers or restricted their hours, especially the noisier gas-powered models.
Walker was interested in the relationship between noise and public health in a city like Boston.
Sleep disturbances, I think, are the direct...
The World Health Organization suggests that daytime noise levels shouldn't exceed 55 decibels.
Walker wondered how leaf blowers registered, even if you weren't the one blowing the leaves.
We see that even when you move 400 feet away from the point of operation, you're still getting sound levels that are in excess of what the World Health Organization wants.
Recommends for daytime sound levels, but then we also learned that these leaf blowers have a strong contribution from The lower frequencies.
It has an ability to travel very long distances and penetrate through the walls.
So it's really hard to mitigate.
And we see in the epidemiological literature that low frequency sound is creating negative health effects above and beyond high frequency sound.
Oh, man.
But windmills, not an issue.
No.
Well, let's go.
You've got to play the second part of this.
This is a different story.
They're down with the leaf blower, so then they start talking about lawns and the importance and the history of lawns.
This is on NPR. This is what people listen to on their way to work instead of our show.
But listen to this under Leaf 2, different story.
Fools!
Instead of listening to something good!
If you go look at the Oxford English Dictionary and try to find the word lawn, you'll see that it dates from the 16th century, from Old English for an open space, or what was called the Glade.
Ted Steinberg is a history and law professor at Case Western Reserve.
I'm the author of several books, including American Green, The Obsessive Quest of the Perfect Lawn.
And these lawns, as it were, that existed back in 16th, 17th, 18th century England were typically found on estates.
Now talk about...
How America got into lawns and the degree to which they upped the game.
So, lawns go way back in American history.
Washington and Jefferson, of course, had lawns.
Nevertheless...
I was going to say, this is why podcasting is so great.
Because you may want to listen to an hour about lawns.
But it should not interrupt your daily commute as something that will change your day, necessarily.
That's pretty good.
They seem to be against lawns, they seem to be against leaf blowers, I don't know, these guys.
A very negative operation is NPR.
I'm not sure where I got this report from, but it may have been from a similar type of broadcast organization.
Surges in cases of coronavirus are not linked to recent protests such as the Black Lives Matter, George Floyd and police protests.
Oh, good.
Not even more people leaving their homes during the warm weather explains the surge of new coronavirus cases.
This is according to findings of USA Today and analysis of counties nationwide.
For now, surges seem to be most intense in counties that had avoided the worst outbreaks earlier this year.
The analysis found no single cause seems to explain why some places have seen spikes while others have not.
The report cites one health expert is saying the virus is still out there and the strategy for fighting it has not changed.
Which leads me right back to Trump's testing.
If they can't pin it on anything, if there was no...
For some reason, protests made no difference, then there's really not a surge, is there?
Then you're just testing more people and people just have it, but are asymptomatic.
Well, I think it's the scam aspect that remains.
Yes.
Yes.
I would, so we can do one of two things.
We can do a quick Noodle Gun rundown just to see what's on the list of what's getting...
I actually have a contribution, I believe, to the Noodle Gun.
Oh, my.
This is an older clip.
I mean, it's from a couple weeks ago.
Hold on.
Before we do the Noodle Gun, we've got to get the jingle.
I'm going to shoot you in the face with my Noodle Gun, you racist piece of shit.
No!
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
It's time for the Noodle Gun!
Alright, you have a contribution.
I'm excited.
This is Katie Herzog, who is an ex-writer.
She's a socialist, or lefty.
But she hates everything going on because she thinks it's just a cancellation culture.
So she does a podcast with this other guy.
Cancellation podcast.
I can't remember the name of it.
Cancel something on a board.
I can't remember the name of the podcast.
All she does is they harp on these ridiculous cancellations of people for doing just lame things over history.
Especially what she really kind of gets her riled up is when something that happened 10 years ago gets somebody fired tomorrow.
And this will catch us up with the show.
But there's some accusations of the magazine being a hostile environment for people of color.
And this has gone...
So this was at Bon Appetit.
Over the past few days, an editor from Refinery29 stepped down.
An editor at the Philadelphia Inquirer resigned on Saturday after dozens of staff members walked out because the paper published an article with a headline, Buildings Matter Too, which clearly is a reference to Black Lives Matter in reference to, I guess, looting and burning of Billings in Philly.
So the headline was like...
So egregious to people that they walked out.
The CEO of Second City, the CEO of CrossFit, the sustainable fashion brand Reformation.
A woman from the CBC was fired after quoting the N-word in a meeting.
So she was literally quoting someone, and she was fired for that.
Some pop culture stars have been fired.
A few people were fired from the show Vanderpump Rules, which I've never watched, but apparently is popular.
A guy named Hartley Lauer was fired from The Flash.
And that was after this woman named Skye Jackson, who I'd never heard of, but she has like 500,000 followers on Twitter, and she wrote a book called Reach for the Sky, How to Inspire and Empower and Clap Back.
So...
This woman has turned her account into a call-out account where people are sending her incriminating DMs or social media posts or whatever, and she's publicizing them.
She, for instance, targeted a Yale freshman who, when she was 15, used the N-word in some sort of meme or social media thing.
Yale responded to this and said they were investigating this student for something she did when she was 15 years old.
So this is like...
This is really spreading.
I think Me Too for microaggressions is a great way to put it.
And we're seeing the same sort of apologies, self-flagellation, promises to do better.
And I am very curious to see how this is going to spread.
Yeah, I think we have a lot more that I can just list in less time because she did kind of a recap of a couple older ones.
And we now have a website for this.
You know, we had noodlegun.com.
One of our producers has taken it upon himself to track the noodle gun direct targets.
So that may be helpful for your project.
Yes.
And I will just go through.
Where is my noodle gun here?
We have.
Yeah.
Well, actually, the one we wanted.
I'm going to shoot you.
This one.
There's the noodle gun.
Okay, Lloyds of London apologizes for its shameful role in Atlantic slave trade.
CBS and MTV networks have hired...
Are they still alive from that era that can apologize?
They should be.
Getting a skeleton, making him talk.
CBS and MTV have hired private detectives to check and monitor social media of their entertainment stars to make sure that nothing can turn up.
Ole Miss is being encouraged to drop Rebels as its athletic nickname.
Minnesota Twins removed the Calvin Griffith statue from Target Field.
We have the President, of course, proclaiming Juneteenth Day.
Not officially, but did write a nice note to everybody.
This is one that is in your neck of the woods, the Repeal Proposition 209.
Have you followed this?
Yeah, I have.
Can you fill me in?
Well, I wasn't prepared to, so I can't quite.
But it's to change the way the affirmative action is handled so race isn't involved.
It's designed so you can actually use quotas legally.
I want this many black people and I want this many Mexicans in here and Hispanics and Latinx and, you know, I want ten of them and five of these and you can do it legally.
Yeah, so I'm just reading here.
It came from 1996.
The original Proposition 209, which passed, prohibited the state from considering race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin in the operation of public employment, public education, or public contracting.
So now they, apparently, they want to be able to do that to force organizations.
Quotas.
Quotas, right.
Which I'm sure will be 50% or 51% even, who knows.
I think that's a noodle gun there.
Let's see.
Oh, Rick Wilson.
Rick Wilson, the noodle gun is backfiring as he and his wife have been caught with pictures of a cooler in the back of their truck that has a Confederate flag and says the South will rise again.
He's got to go.
Yes, but get him out of here.
Ah!
Well, you probably saw the Chick-fil-A CEO shining the Lecrae shoes, the rapper Lecrae shoes.
Did you see that?
Yeah?
Oh my goodness.
Here he is, Chick-fil-A CEO. Some of our closing moments here, but a story that was shared with me by a dear friend who shared with me about a revival that was taking place at a church in Texas.
And at that revival, on the front seat was an older African-American man sitting there.
And this young man got up that was there in that service.
And he'd been so gripped with conviction about the racism that was in that local community in a small town in Texas that he took a shoe brush and he walked over to this elderly gentleman and he knelt on his knees and began to shine his shoes.
And tears began to flow in that service.
It was an attitude of conviction.
So I invite folks just to put some words to action here.
See, now he's getting up, he's walking over to the guy's chair, and he's starting to, he has a brush, and he's starting to shine his shoes.
And shine their shoes.
And whether they got tennis shoes on or not, maybe they got sandals on.
And listen to what Lecrae says when he backs away from them.
It's very telling.
It really doesn't matter.
But there's a time in which we need to have, you know, some personal action here.
Maybe we need some stock in Chick-fil-A. Sorry.
Shit, I'm sorry.
I hit a button and you didn't hear it.
Let me just roll that back for a second.
Here we go.
You stepped on your own clip.
Now, I hit a button accidentally.
Some personal action here.
Maybe we need to give a hug, too.
That's some stock in Chick-fil-A. So that's so telling.
The guy comes over, shines the black man's shoes, then says, and I'm going to give you a hug.
And the black man says, appropriately, how about some stock in Chick-fil-A? How about you stop with the pandering and give me something tangible?
That's so telling.
No, no, I don't understand.
Totally tone deaf.
President Trump, I think, is being roped in a little bit.
A little bit of noodle gun aimed at him.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said he is encouraging NFL owners to sign Colin Kaepernick.
Donald Trump has now weighed in.
Yeah, and if you remember, Donald Trump slammed players for kneeling during the national anthem and called for them to be fired.
Here's Trump and then what he had to say yesterday about Kaepernick.
Check it out.
Sports and kneeling.
Do you think Colin Kaepernick should get another shot in the NFL? If he deserves it, he should.
If he has the playing ability.
He started off great and then he didn't end up very great as a player.
He was terrific in his rookie year.
I think he was very good in his second year and then something happened.
So his playing wasn't up to snuff.
The answer is absolutely I would.
As far as kneeling, I would love to see him get another shot, but obviously he has to be able to play well.
If he can't play well, I think it would be very unfair.
Oh my God!
Oh yeah, this is Entertainment Tonight Canada.
Are you shocked?
Lord!
First of all...
Trump drove Kaepernick out of the NFL. Oh, really?
And now he deserves a second chance.
Well, what the hell changed?
The man is still going to kneel.
He's still going to kneel.
So what?
Your re-election is coming up and now you want to change your stance on this?
That's the children of...
What?
What is she talking about?
He didn't drive Kaepernick out of the NFL. Just letting you know what the noodle gun is doing.
Of course he didn't.
Now, what show is that?
Entertainment Tonight Canada.
Oh, brother.
Alright, here we go.
A couple more as we just go down the list.
I think we already discussed that Associated Press now has changed their style guide.
The word black will be capitalized with a B, capital B if it's about black people.
Johnson& Johnson is dropping all skin whitening creams.
So, no choice for you ladies, no matter what you want to do.
Ford Motor Company is pushing back the debut of its new Bronco because, you know...
Wait, wait, stop a second.
Yes.
A lot of people use those skin whitening things for, you know, like they have liver spots.
Vitiligo, all kinds of stuff, sure.
Yeah, there's reasons to use those creams, and the Japanese have a big market in those creams.
Yes.
So they're just taking them out arbitrarily?
Johnson& Johnson has decided to stop selling skin whitening creams.
Did somebody tell them to?
I'll read it to you.
Skin whitening creams popular in Asia and the Middle East, it said on Friday, after such products have come under renewed social pressure in recent weeks amid a global debate about social equality.
Oh, please.
Well, they just gave up the market because the Japanese cosmetics companies aren't going to stop selling that stuff.
Quote, conversations over the past few weeks highlighted that some product names or claims on our dark spot reducer products represent fairness or white as better than your own unique skin tone, Johnson& Johnson said.
This was never our intention.
Healthy skin is beautiful skin.
The healthcare company said it would no longer produce or ship the products, but they still might appear on store shelves until stocks run out.
These things don't turn you white.
All right, go on.
I'm just giving you the details.
Ford Motor Company pushes back debut of its Bronco, the new Bronco, because, you know, OJ can't have that.
I like seeing...
I liked seeing...
What was it?
It was...
Popular Science had an entire article, How to Remove a Racist Statue, The Physics of Taking Down Statues.
Well done, Popular Mechanics.
Eskimo Pie is going to drop its derogatory...
Was it Popular Science or Popular Mechanics?
There's two different magazines.
Ooh, I think it was...
Let me double check.
Uh...
It...
Well, that's a good question.
Why can't find it now?
I thought it was...
Yeah, if it was Popular Mechanics, it would be better, I guess.
Well, I don't know.
I can't find it.
All right, continue.
Eskimo Pie will drop its derogatory name.
Yes, Eskimo Pie.
Yes, we'll get a little noodle there.
Folgers has been forced into releasing a pro-Black Lives Matter statement over black coffee.
I kid you not.
Yeah.
Black coffee.
Although, of course, this is trolling, so that's kind of fun.
We've talked about the open source community and GitHub, and something I use every day is OpenSSL.
And OpenSSL is indeed changing.
Better words, this is a post.
They're changing the actual code.
So that master and slave are not used.
Whitelist, blacklist, also not used.
And it's very interesting.
They have to deprecate things.
And there's a whole conversation.
What should we replace it with?
Should it be main?
Should it be primary?
Really twisting themselves into a knot.
Trying to make their code less racist with problematic words.
This would have to be a great move.
Amazon Studios has purchased Stacey Abrams' voting rights documentary for air somewhere in the fall.
Gee, what could that mean?
Gee, would that be perfect for, I don't know, some little election or something?
It would probably work out well.
And in Santa Barbara...
I'm sorry.
Well, go on.
Another one, Hanna-Barbera.
I was going to say Santa Barbara.
Oh.
An icon of Santa Barbara has changed.
The name Sambos on this restaurant, as we've known it since 1957, is going away on the Santa Barbara waterfront.
No.
Once with over 1100 sites nationwide, it was a popular chain in 47 states.
It was reduced down to this one original location after bad business decisions and the interpretation of the name to be racist.
I understand that it wasn't intentional, right?
I'm not saying that Sambos and the owners were racist.
I was saying that the slur is racist.
Rochelle Monae requested a change during this week of strong emotion over racial issues.
But the backstory on the name comes from Sam Battistone and Newell Bo Bonet, the founder 63 years ago.
The current owner is Sam's grandson, Chad Stevens, who was keeping everything like it was the first day.
It was his name and partner's name, Sam and Bo.
Something I respect and continue to do, but I understand there's some hurt in that and we will move forward.
In the last three days, the decision was made.
The Sambo's lettering would be covered up until a new name is decided upon.
This is the first idea, but others are being considered.
We're working on this together.
Now it's going to stay peace and love.
Like, that's like one of the biggest things we need right now is unity.
Yeah.
Take away the guy's brand.
Named after his father and his father's partner.
Oh, but I'm triggered by the word Sambo.
So, yeah, we got to change that.
And we'll turn it into peace of love.
I'm sure you can trademark that.
I got some I'd like to see changed.
Okay.
There's a couple of things out there.
For example...
What about that Quaker?
Oh, it's with that Quaker guy on there.
Isn't that kind of like, shouldn't he go?
Because I don't really want to mix religion in my oatmeal.
That's already on the docket.
I think that's already happening.
Okay, good.
Well, he's got to go.
What about Cracker Barrel?
Anybody think about that?
It's kind of a racist.
Cracker?
And Cracker Jacks?
Cracker Jacks?
Got to go.
Yeah, it's becoming Caucasian Jacks.
Yeah, Caucasian barrel.
Yes.
And by the way, there's a joke, one joke that goes around, you know, they already got rid of the poor Indian girl on Land O'Lakes, mainly because of the gag you could do with cutting her knees out and making their, you know, it's a very funny bit you could do.
You can't do it anymore.
The kids are ruined.
But the comment is they got rid of the Indian, but they kept the land, just like Americans always have done.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hello, Twitter gags.
Very good.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that one.
Aunt Jemima, as we know, had the noodle gun splatter all over her face.
Not so nice for people who, I don't know, are related to Aunt Jemima, think the history is interesting.
And get a piece of the action.
Vera Harris is the family historian for the Richard family of Hawkins and could hardly believe a big part of their family legacy, the Aunt Jemima brand, was about to be erased from supermarket shelves.
By the way, this piece is so edited.
They have spliced together pieces of words in entire sentences, and it's wonderful.
Really noticeable.
A lot of people want it removed.
We want the world to know that our cousin Lillian Richard was one of the Aunt Jemimas and she made an honest living.
We would ask that you would reconsider just wiping all of that away.
She was discovered by the Quaker Oaks company to be their spokesperson.
Lillian became a goodwill ambassador for Quaker Oaks and for decades portrayed Aunt Jemima all over Texas.
She made an honest living out of it.
She toured around the state of Texas.
Here in the Fount community, just outside Hawkins, is a historical marker dedicated to Lillian Richard, who's recognized as one of several women who portrayed Jemima.
And the family is proud of what she did.
She was actually considered like a hero in the town of Hawkins, and we are proud of that.
We do not want that history erased.
Harris says her family feels that activism has gone too far.
I wish that, you know, we kind of would take a breath, just not just really, just get rid of everything.
Good or bad, it is our history.
Moving that, wiping that away, wipes away a part of me.
We're proud of our cousin.
Yeah, well, too bad.
Your cousin is no more.
It's gone with your cousin.
Gone!
How long do you think they're going to keep the jolly green giant?
Oh, that's not racist.
As far as I'm concerned, it is.
No, what, against green people?
Oh, tall.
Oh, no, that's bigoted.
It might be bigoted, but it's not racist.
That's got to go.
Cracker Barrel goes, so should that.
So there's one interesting bit is, while there's also Black Lives Matter riots in Germany, They have just erected a Lennon statue.
Yes, you know, curiously, there's a Lennon statue in Seattle.
Which is also just fine.
The Lennon statue is not a problem.
Yes, the Lennon statue is great.
We can have that in Seattle and then tear down Christopher Columbus.
Yes, because, you know...
It's Francis Scott Key and Thomas Jefferson.
Yeah.
Because Lenin never owned a slave.
No.
As far as we know.
Slavery's long gone by then, but...
And I think it's Ann Coulter who was pushing Yale University, which apparently was named for Elihu Yale, not just a man...
Gotta go.
Not just a man...
They gotta change the name of Yale.
Yes, that's what she's pushing for.
Not just a man who had slaves, an actual slave trader!
That would be...
Now, if that happens, if they're going to try and splat Yale University and it works, then I will say they have a lot of awesome, that truly awesome power if that takes place.
Well, I think we should push it.
Well, if it wasn't Ann Coulter already doing it, I'd consider it.
She'll give up.
And that's what I have.
That is your noodle gun.
That's only the beginning.
It is.
Just get started.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
And see you in the morning.
To you, the man who actually put the C in cultural Marxism, John C. Dvorak.
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning, all feet in the air, subs in the water, the dames and the knights out there.
Yes, and in the morning to our trolls in our troll room.
You've been missing out on those for a while now.
We can't take it seriously.
Hey, we've got record trolls.
1616, nice number.
Hello, noagendastream.com.
That's where the troll room is.
You can hang out there, troll around.
Lots of trolling, people saying things that make me want to respond with, it's so easy, do your own podcast.
But that's what's cool about it.
Because you can just troll.
And you can troll me, other live shows, but there's 24 hours, 7 days a week, live stream with podcasts.
All of them employing the value for value model.
And you're in the troll room.
You can also get an invite to noagendasocial.com.
That's our federated social network without the algos, but all the fun.
Thousands of people on that.
And as I said, it's federated around the Mastodon universe and GNU Social, etc.
And we also have a generator where you can upload art that we gladly use for the album art for every single show.
We have artists around the globe who are working on this as we speak during the show.
We choose it kind of quickly, like 10 minutes within closing up.
And the artwork for episode 1252, titled that was Agitprop, came to us from Nick the Rat.
It was a no-brainer.
We both saw it.
It was the donkey with the Chinese flag and with a mask based upon the clear research that only Republicans would dare go out with masks and Democrats are obeying.
And I guess it was a political statement from Nick.
But the art popped and it said everything we had in that show.
Democrat Party.
Chinese Communist Party, shut up and wear a mask, you ass donkey.
Was there anything else that we had looked at?
Because there was lots of art.
No, it was pretty much, that was pretty much it.
That was what we went for.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Well, Nick, no stranger to doing fantastic artwork.
Very much appreciated.
And, of course, this is all part of our Value for Value system, which means that, you know, everyone gets something out of it.
You get out of it what you put into it.
And, Nick, if you've never heard Nick the Rat from The Sewer, I think it's Wednesday evenings.
Also live at NoAgendaStream.com.
And thank you again.
For your art, and you can see all of that at NoAgendaArtGenerator.com.
I wanted to mention that NoAgendaShow.net is staging our brand new website, so we still have NoAgendaShow.com, and soon we'll move that over.
But if you want to take a look at the new website, NoAgendaShow.net, It's fantastic.
It includes searchable and shareable links to the transcript.
You can go right into the transcript, find it, click on it, play it, click a link.
You can add chapters, notes.
There's a troll room.
If you start listening to the show on that site, the troll room replay happens, so you can see what the trolls are doing.
It's really quite...
Quite an amazing piece of work.
Tim Chaudrian has been working on that for us and really appreciate that.
And all of our search is back.
So you're going to see search.nashownotes.com, noagenda.com, bingit.io, noagendaquery.com, noagendaquest.com.
We've got developers working with each other now.
Hey, I can add this here.
I can put that in there.
So we've got a brand new infrastructure.
Really proud of the value that we're getting.
And now, our executive producers and associate executive producers who have helped us out with the show for our Dadication Day, the best Top 40 reference we could think of.
Very pleased.
The Keeper whispered that in my ear.
And I passed it on to you, and you went for it.
Well, we have a few people to thank.
Starting with Sir Truman.
We have actually three $1,000 donations today.
We want to make a big deal out of that.
Sir Truman Child is top of the list in Linden, Utah.
He came in with $1,033.
And he says, Over the years, I've been enjoying having my producer comments embraced by Adam and poo-pooed by John.
Emblematic of the No Agenda show dynamic.
I've quite enjoyed it.
First, to establish...
Cred.
With my next producer's suggestion, I've committed to make a monthly donation for the remainder of 2020 and kind to today's donation.
Wow.
Let me get this straight.
So for the rest of the year, he's going to donate $1,033.
That's what it seems.
That'd be nice.
We won't hold him to it, but yeah.
You're showing in that one.
We'll just say one thing about, you know, the color blue, and that'll be the end.
Your show and analysis is unique.
There I am, doing it again.
Your show and analysis is unique, and words do not convey how important this show is.
Producer's suggestion.
I direct this suggestion to the peerage committee for consideration as a new ongoing donation level and title.
The highest one-time donation will be granted a title.
See below for my offer.
I am not set on the name, perhaps the protector of the realm.
This tile will be held with all its glory and entitlements until another donation is received exceeding the previous donation amount, and so on, until the amount is reset each calendar year.
That'd be the do-over period.
I've copied and pasted the show note to gain favor with John.
Sir Truman karma three times is what he's looking for.
He wants three karmas to hypnotize us all.
P.S. I will promptly submit $2,500 to raise the N.A. banner until another worthy producer raises it higher, assuming the peerage committee approves.
The Peerage Committee, which is headed by me, I will look over this proposal and we will take this offer into consideration.
It sounds like a good idea.
We have to come up with a good idea.
I do like your suggestion.
You say I poo-poo everything you say, but I'm going to say I like the realm of suggestion.
Where is it?
Protector of the Realm is a good title that doesn't really interfere with the normal peerage titles and such.
So we'll let you know.
Send me some email.
I don't know if I got the email from him.
Anyway, that's Sir Truman.
Let me just give him a karma just for the whole idea and for being here and thanking him very much.
You've got karma.
Yes, very interesting.
Nicholas Sell comes in next with $1,000.01, and he has no email whatsoever.
Maybe you've got something from him, but I sure don't.
I looked into Nicholas, I looked under Sell, I looked under whatever I could find, and there's nothing, and that's unless he's outside of Virginia.
I'm not sure what...
No, I do not have it.
You were looking for that.
Yeah, I looked for it.
I'm going to read Stephanie Mora in Burien, Washington, outside the airport.
And she came in for $1,000.
Wow.
This is for my smoking hot husband and father of our four human resources.
Happy Father's Day and happy 10-year anniversary.
Jobs, karma, and a China is...
Five-hole.
You know, that S-hole.
We got that.
China is S-hole!
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
I'll pick this one up.
Christopher Kessler.
61...
653.
Interesting.
A number's here.
Happy Father's Day to my 71-year-old father, Calvin, who was battling a brain tumor.
To my beautiful wife, Diane, who makes each day better than the last, don't tell her I'm appropriating her last stimulus unemployment payment for donating as she goes back to work tomorrow.
To my friend and co-worker, Emily, who hit me in the mouth in January, and I have been hooked ever since.
Thanks, Adam and John, for the best podcast in the universe.
He'd like an F cancer, of course, for understandable reasons, and a goat karma.
Thank you very much for your courage.
You've got karma.
Levi Prinzing in Northfield, Minnesota.
I've got to get this off the Trump thing.
He said Minneapolis.
I'm going to start using that.
Minneapolis.
Isn't that the actual pronunciation?
No, it's Minneapolis.
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis.
Like a small Annapolis.
Minneapolis.
Okay.
Levi Prinzing in Northfield, Minnesota.
350.
Should be a bit more than halfway to knighthood, but I'm not exactly sure, since I can't seem to figure out how to look past one year on the PayPal page.
Probably not looking correctly.
I'm without four glasses of wine in, and I needed to send a note.
The retirement community here in Northfield, Minnesota, is still on lockdown.
The old people are restless and annoyed, but spirits are still in good.
Spirits are still in good.
Okay.
Have my fair share of IT problems since family can't help them when they can't get their iPads and laptops to connect to Zoom.
But I'm here to help them over all else.
The COVID money keeps flowing.
And this is the third bonus we've gotten since the lockdown has happened.
It's not a lot, but when you have five kids every little bit helps.
And I thought, you needed your share since you keep me sane.
And my co-workers are slowly starting to see the sham of all this COVID BS. I only asked you to send some karma to my sister and her son, baby Reuben, because he just lost his dad to an OD. Brother.
Love everything you do, and thank you for keeping my amygdala small in all the stress and bullshit of the world.
You bet.
Here it is, Levi.
You got it.
You've got karma.
$333.19 from Toby Trichel.
Yeah, I know.
It's not a shitty note.
Trichel, Trichel, Trickle, Trichel, T-R-I-C-H-E-L-L from Farmerville, Louisiana.
In the morning, gents of the best podcast in the universe.
First time executive producer donor, I'd like a dedouching, please.
You've been de-douched.
Long-time listener.
Great work breaking down the M5M bias, but I wonder what's slipping under the radar while we are being distracted with the COVID-19 pandemic and protests.
Rahm Emanuel said it best, you never let a serious crisis go to waste.
I thought it was good crisis.
Shout-out to my super-fine firecracker wife, Jessie, who helps keep me honest, Mark C., and Francoise C., it's your turn to step up to the plate.
No jingles, just house-selling service.
Goat karma.
Thank you very much, Toby, and we appreciate it as well.
Here you go.
Your karma from the goat.
You've got karma.
A Blackard Circle and the future Dame Swanee.
Blackard, I guess.
In Indianapolis, Indiana.
333.
Thank you.
Gentlemen, please accept this tribute in support of the No Agenda Show podcast.
My wife and I have enjoyed the program and wish you both good health.
This is the second installment from our wife's damehood with only one more to go.
She especially likes being an executive producer of this podcast while waiting to be a dame.
Okay, we got to make a note that she's the executive producer today.
We're timing this donation with our 42nd wedding anniversary on Monday.
Who would have thought that we would still be sitting together on the deck 42 years later?
Whenever there's a problem, one of us will say, you can always be single again, but then one of our big overweight and single friends will be showing up at your door.
You make the decision.
This has been such a ridiculous first half of 2020.
I say, we put the Christmas tree up now and call it a year.
To all the dad listeners, please send good karma for Father's Day.
Also, please play my wife's favorite jingle, That's Right, which I hear frequently.
Thanks for all you do and the best regards from the Blackard Zirkle and the future Dame Swanee.
So, if we're going to credit her, oh, it would just be the future Dame Swanee.
Okay, we'll do that.
We can do that.
And I think it's a that's true.
That's true.
I think that's what she means, not that's right.
That's true?
We don't have a that's right.
No, that's what he means.
Okay.
And a good karma.
Yes, of course we'll do that.
That's true.
There you go.
You've got karma.
Trent Leinenbach in Zionsville, Indiana, 33333.
Call out Eric Laird and Brett Lowerman as douchebags.
Have loved you guys for years.
No jingle, just goat.
You've got it.
Thank you so much, Trent.
You've got it.
Sir Crash EMT, $321.23 from North Carolina, Holly Springs.
Gentlemen, happy Father's Day as I too join the club.
Welcome.
Happy to announce our new human resource who I will call Princess Sprinkles.
Born on the previous Thursday, the 18th.
Welcome, citizen.
A brand new human resource in Gitmo Nation.
On this Thursday, I wish love and light and the finest malt whiskey and Cuban cigars for all my friends and fellow roundtablers.
We shall smoke one in her honor, Sir Crash EMT. And thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
No karma, I think?
No.
Well, you know, do a new human resource, karma.
You've got karma.
If you bring it up, we've got to do it for sure.
314.
For my Choco Muffin, because you're a good dad to our nugs.
And I guess I like you a little love pea donut.
Lots of code there.
Yeah.
Oh, and you need de-douching.
Well, we can do that.
You've been de-douched.
Seriously.
No jingles, no karma.
Don't read this.
Okay, I won't read it on the air.
Onward.
Yeah.
Dame.
Dame Meowdison.
Madison.
Meowdison.
Meow.
Meow.
In the morning, John and Adam, I'm making this donation in memory of my dad, Bob, who passed away unexpectedly in December, just days shy of his 60th birthday.
It's $314.
And Dame Meowdison is from Orlando.
I'm donating $314 because he used to call me Pie Face.
Amongst many other ridiculous nicknames, hence the 314.
He was a lovable teddy bear of a man who was missed by so many.
The show has been fabulous, as always, and I hit people in the mouth every opportunity I get.
Could I get an Atlas Shrugged and a heaping dose of karma, please?
And then, for the record, she says, John Smokin' Hot is a no-agenda staple.
Well, we know that.
We just tried to shake it up a little bit.
Love you guys and keep up the excellent work.
And that is from Dave Meouderson.
Well, of course, we have that for you.
And we've got your little bit of karma as well.
By Ayn Rand.
You've got karma.
Cream pie, perhaps?
Sir Colin, the friendly fat man in Cincinnati, Ohio, 300.
ITM, and happy Father's Day, crackpot and buzzkill.
Sir Colin, the friendly fat man from Ohio, after struggling for years to get our dad a gift worthy of all he has done for us, my siblings and I finally realized the solution was simple.
We would get him a no-agenda knighthood.
I have been working away at a barony myself, but I am teaming up with the family to bring my father, Arthur, Arthur, King Arthur, to the roundtable accounting in the email.
He has been a fantastic example to me and my brothers, working tirelessly to give us more than we could ever repay.
Thank you.
And so, Happy Father's Day from Corey, Stephen, Caitlin, Colin, Connor, Sean, and Iden.
That's a big family.
Also, a quick Father's Day shout out to Chris, Kevin, Steve, Uncle George, Uncle Steve, and friend of the family, Tom, Tom, some Rev Al.
Oh, Tom.
Okay.
Tom.
Tim.
Tim some.
Anyway, Rev Al, Drone Again, and my Corona for all those dads out there is what he's requesting.
Which is a groovy combination.
Except I didn't have them all ready for you.
Oh, here we go.
Drone again.
And...
My Corona.
I can do them.
I got the...
It was my Sharona, was it?
My Corona.
I got it all somewhere.
R-E-S-P-I-C-T The drone again That should be Murder in your border You've got karma *music* Boy, that was a segue you didn't expect.
It kind of worked.
I liked it a lot.
Nice.
Sarah Gonzalez, $281.66.
Sarah is from Houston, Texas, and says in the morning, gents, a very long note.
We'll see how we do.
In the morning, gents, first of all, happy Father's Day to you both, and thank you for your courage and the sanity in this increasingly nutty world.
I make this donation first in honor of my searing hot Chiquita Banana, Rolando Gonzalez.
By the way, Chiquita Banana is not an ethnic slur for any noodle gun nuts out there.
simply my favorite from the list of alternatives to smoking hot the reason for the amount of this donation is that it brings his and my individual contributions to an equal number to make it easier for us to eventually go to the round table together oh - Yeah.
Uh, Roland is the best husband and father to our two daughters, Maya and Alice, I could ever imagine.
I'm forever grateful that he hit me in the mouth late last year.
We often listen to your show together, and Roland's end-of-show mixes are so catchy that Alice regularly includes the do-it-for-you pop-pop mix in her daily dance routine.
Yes.
Rolanda Gonzalez has a great mix.
Another one today.
Your show has not only helped keep us sane, but has also helped us explain the craziness of the current world to our kids.
They ask us, why can't everyone just listen to No Agenda and stop being so crazy?
I think we're done, John.
I think our work is done.
We're done.
We're out of here.
When this kind of stuff happens, that is exactly what all children should be asking.
If only it were that easy to drag people into universe A. We had just decided to homeschool because we have no hope the schools will be doing anything worthwhile for the foreseeable future.
Smart, I think.
Texas is saying kids will go back to school, but with modifications or probably with a virtual option.
We figure the kids will spend most of their day not being able to hear their teachers through their mask or face shield and sanitizing everything until someone inevitably tests positive for the Rona and they shut the school down again.
No way!
Next, I would like to dedicate this donation to the memory of Roland's late grandfather, Rolando Salinas Ramon, who passed away peacefully last week at the age of 90.
Nice age.
And my father-in-law, Eloy, Who is giving no agenda a try.
And last but never least to my own dad who I used to think was a crazy anti-vax conspiracy theorist and is also a militant vegan.
That's a combo.
My living in Universe A has brought us much closer together and he's one of the few people with whom I can have open conversations when I went to see him live last year.
Of course, he listened to a show about Joe's carnivorous month-long meat-only diet and so now I have apparently lost my credibility.
Just one other thing.
I can skip all this.
In other words, we thank you very much, Sarah Gonzalez, for your wonderful donation and all the nice notes and everything that you said about the men in your life and us.
I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Alright.
No jingles, lots of karma, so we do need to hand off some karma here.
You've got karma.
Uh, well, now we have a, uh, let me get back to it.
We have Daniel Langman in Victoria, BC, which says, note in email, subject line, donation note, and knighthood, Victoria, $250.
I see one donation note and knighthood subject line.
I can't find Langman in my email.
I don't have it either.
And the donation note in Knighthood, the only one that actually says that is from Richard Zula from a week or two ago, who I think we knighted, if I'm not mistaken.
I believe so, yes.
And I see, I don't see, nope, nope.
I don't have, I don't have a line.
So there's that, that, that subject line does not exist in my email and neither do you.
We'll do a make good on you at some time in the next show or two.
It's just not there.
Not there.
Stephen Helm, meanwhile, in Leawood, Kansas, $250.
This is a top-heavy donation day, so you have to excuse us.
Hi, this is Steve.
This donation should bring me to knighthood.
I've been listening since the spring of 2013 and the four-buck-a-week plan since 2016.
Now is the time to take the real plunge and finally support the best podcast in the universe.
Please dedouche me.
You've been dedouched.
My bodacious babe wife has approved this donation as a Father's Day gift to me.
So happy Father's Day to you and all the dads.
I used to travel from work.
Maybe I will again someday.
And you guys have kept me sane in my many flights and layovers in airports around the world.
Your coverage of the plandemic has been second to none and gives real perspective on what's going on.
Thanks for all you do.
At the Roundtable, I'd like to be known as Sir Steve Helm, the Leawood Squire, and have a good helping of barbecue and bourbon.
He's out on the list.
Please, Biden, play Biden, give you the whole load.
Hillary, what difference does it make?
And boogity boogity and goat karma.
Thank you.
I'm going to give you the whole load today.
What difference at this point does it make?
Boogity boogity You've got karma.
Extra goat added on there.
Thank you very much.
Seraphic, A-P-H-I-C in Parkston, South Dakota.
Dear Defenders of Sanity.
Love your show, although my wife gets frustrated with my no agenda refined critical thinking.
I can no longer watch the mainstream news.
You have forced me to become my own investigative journalist on important matters.
The M5M bias and outright lies are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
A soon-to-be phrase from the Shays in a world of touchscreens.
Good point.
Please send my dad, Ray, an F cancer.
The doctors discovered prostate cancer that has spread to other areas.
I pray he gets a few more Father's Day fishing, Father's Day's fishing with his grandkids.
Keep up the great work.
Happy Father's Day to you, Sir AFIC. And we appreciate that very much.
Here you go.
You've got karma.
Dab Kovash and Dickinson, North Dakota, 24444.
I would like to wish Brandy, my smoking hot cougar, a glorious no-agenda birthday.
Please give her some karma and China is asshole for her special day.
You've got karma.
Now, do we have something for Dustin Hill?
I don't think I've seen anything.
As a matter of fact, we do.
Oh, nice.
Dustin Hill, if you read the donation numbers, I will go find a note.
Dustin Hill, let me see what he says here.
The numbers are, now he's somewhere in California.
Your favorite donation, 23456, $234.
And Dustin Hill's actually in Edmonton.
Oh.
And just for your lineup, he's got...
Canada, yes, you're right.
Jingles, LGY, that's true, and a douchebag check, and Karma.
To the LGY. That's true!
And a douchebag check, which we haven't played for a while, which I've always enjoyed.
And also, before you get those lined up, you've got one other little item to deal with?
Yeah.
Call-outs.
Justin L. is a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Another one for you.
Time to get de-douched.
You've been de-douched.
Thanks for the twice weekly sanity check.
Donation at 23456 worked out to $330.96.
We will bump you up.
That's right.
If we can remember.
And I was a twit listener and have finally been...
Guilted into donating by the JRE people.
Thanks, guys.
Justin.
He was a cheap Canadian until these guys came along.
Yay!
Go Spag Check!
No, go Spag Check!
You've got karma.
I hadn't heard that one in a long time.
Where are we?
Edward Tatnal.
Okay, you can do that one.
23333 from Indianapolis, Indiana.
Greetings, gents.
I'm several donations late and asking for a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
I appreciate a call out to my lovely bride, Doreen, on the occasion of our 33rd wedding anniversary.
Hey, Doreen.
Thanks for all you do.
I was adding a little something for her.
Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil.
That's one mother I'd like to... Phil.
Ah, yes, from the archives.
Then we have Ellen Murray.
Ellen Murray from Missoula, Montana, 222-71.
In the morning, gentlemen, thank you for your courage.
Jingles requested, don't eat me, Hillary, whip them with the Constitution.
Oh, my goodness.
Can you do this one?
I never saw those jingles.
If you just read this, then I'll...
Sure, I'll start over.
In the morning, gentlemen, thank you for your courage.
Jingles requested, and you have them there.
I feel like we are old friends after spending six hours a week together for the last five years.
I mostly want to thank my brother Doug, who contributed over half of my damehood, and to both of you and your unflagging dedication to telling the truth and promoting sanity.
Nothing crazy required for the roundtable, a special one-time helping of shrimp, scampi, and sarsaparilla, plus a smattering of jingles, cacahuasca.
See above happy solstice to my fellow dames and knights and all the No Agenda producers.
Thanks especially to my local 406 Montana crew for the celebration yesterday and to my listening friends, smoking hot man of the house, Walker, Damian Noser, Stavard Ironbrand, Circus of Media, JC in Tennessee for the mouth hit, Steve in China for staying cool and staying alive.
Special note to Adam, thank you for emphasizing the CCP, not the Chinese people, doing the dastardly deeds.
I'd like to be known as Dame Ellen of the Dream Realm, and you're on the list, and I don't know whether it's added, but Adam should add the shrimp scampi and sarsaparilla.
Yes, I have ordered that.
It shall be at the table.
Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton!
Now, get out there and whoop!
Hey, Thomas, the lion!
Forgot all about this.
It's crazy.
What is going on, baby?
I'm a prostitute!
Whoopee! Whoopee! Whoopee! Whoopee! Whoopee!
Step right this way.
Roll up.
Roll up for the shape-shifting tunes.
You've got karma.
Nailed it.
Yeah, you did.
Alexa F, 22233.
She writes in, Dear John and Adam, Happy Father's Day to both of you, but especially my own father, Chris Farnsworth, who hit me in the mouth at the age of 13.
Wow.
Love you bunches, pops.
I'm now 23 and finally in a financial position to give into the value-for-value system towards my damehood.
I would like to ask for a de-douching.
Yes, nice!
You've been de-douched.
This is so cool, Alexa.
And as thankful as I am for keeping me woke, I indeed call out to my dad for being a douchebag.
Douchebag!
Ah, poor dad.
Thank you both for your courage.
All I ask for is some jobs karma, goat karma for the entire Noagenda community.
No other jingles necessary.
Sending all my love and support.
Alexa.
I've received and returned, Alexa.
Thank you.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
You're up.
Yes, Heather Heineking.
Heineking from Seattle, Washington.
$210.
Happy First Father's Day to my husband, Daniel, and the wonderful father to our beautiful Freja, Freja, Freja, F-R-E-J-A, Freja, J-A, who turned one this week.
I am so appreciative that you have taken the lead on diaper changes, burping baby, and continue to assist in many other ways as you work a full-time job.
And Adam to read, Gladfarsdag!
That is my Swedish-Norwegian-Danish.
It's all the same accent, but she...
Gladfarsdag!
There you go.
And we'll give a little karma for the brand new dad.
You've got karma.
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And he wrote a note in on the email.
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And it's...
And I... Okay.
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If it's possible, play Hillary Swoop and the Hillary Cackle, if you have it.
The Hillary Swoop and the Hillary Cackle.
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Okay, we have some swoopage for you.
This is a new swoop.
Here she comes.
Watch out.
It's all in one now.
You've got karma.
She's grown her wings somewhat since the last time we checked in.
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Happy Father's Day and credit his donation.
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Is this Crown Hog Day 2?
We are watching That Was Attorney General Eric Holder's ABDs about some Republicans at home are already beating the drums of war.
You've got karma.
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He's got his jingles at the top.
J.C.D.'s homoerotic refinery firefighter training description, which is not really a jingle, and goat karma.
It hasn't been played for a while, and we did the nuts one the last time, so you might as well continue with the humiliation.
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I haven't heard that one before.
It's good, though.
Love, Sir D.H. Slammer.
Hey, man, we haven't played it in so long, I don't even remember what I called it.
It wasn't Firefighter.
It had to be Firefighter or something, because it was about firefighting refinery fires.
Yeah, I remember.
Oh, no, I know, I know, I know what I call it.
He found it.
No, I didn't say I found it, but...
I bet you found it.
I don't think so, man.
What is this?
So you take your hose, and you roll that sucker as far as you can get it, and then some guy...
That's part of it, but I don't remember what happened to it.
No, that's not part of it.
That's the original that had something like that.
Oh, man.
I'm bummed out now that I can't...
Okay, you got us stumped.
We will find it for you, sir DH Slammer.
We will play it in a future time.
You've got...
Karma...
That is our list of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1253, I think.
Yes, 1253, that's right.
And so I want to thank them for making this show possible because you actually made the show possible.
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We don't ask you for anything other than to just send us the value that you get from the show, and I think we're hitting some marks here.
I'm so happy, and I'm looking forward to a number of nights and damings for the roundtable later on.
Also, I will be thanking more people, $50 and above.
As John said, it's a little top-heavy.
That, of course, is what you get with the dedication for Father's Day.
Also, meetup reports, all kinds of cool stuff on the way.
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Dvorak.org slash NA. Yeah, we're going to find the JCD host clip eventually.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
You.
What?
Order.
Shut up, slave.
I would like to get the Biden gaff out of the way.
Okie dokie.
Let's see.
Do we even have a gaff jingle anymore?
No, I don't know we ever had one, but...
Yeah, we do.
Of course we got one.
He's a little bit creepy, but mostly just sleepy.
It's sleepy, creepy Uncle Joe.
Joe Biden's Gap of the Week.
Okay.
So Juneteenth is an interesting phenomenon that I want to talk about a little bit.
Not too much.
I don't want to go into a report.
But it's really been a Texas celebration.
And if you look on the n-gram at Google, this word really didn't show up much before 1960.
It's hard to find references to it outside of Texas, anywhere in the country.
I did find some news.
The Oakland Tribune had a reference to it in 1960.
The NCAA first celebrated it officially in around the mid-80s.
And you can do this research yourself.
But Texas, they have been celebrating it a lot.
But if we listen to...
CBS, it's been celebrated like crazy because it is the black person's 4th of July.
Oh, really?
According to CBS, I want to play, before I play my Biden gaffe, I want to play the, this is the, I've been playing these clips at the beginning of the different news shows showing how they tease the whole show and you don't really have to watch the show.
Right, right, right.
CBS doesn't do that.
They only go 59 seconds.
And I have a comparison between CBS and ABC, but I don't want to really do that.
It's 59 seconds for CBS, 2 minutes and 6 seconds for ABC, which really does the show right.
But CBS throws a couple of zingers in theirs, and this is the CBS intro fail.
Tonight, the president's warning to protesters as Tulsa prepares for his first campaign rally in the age of coronavirus.
President Trump issues a threat as the mayor rescinds a weekend curfew.
Plus, Tulsa sees a record high in new COVID cases.
What the Oklahoma Supreme Court is saying tonight about forcing rallygoers to wear masks.
Celebrating Juneteenth.
For 155 years, African Americans have celebrated June 19th as their Independence Day.
The end of slavery.
And this year, across the country, tens of thousands march for change.
The city of Louisville moves to fire a police officer involved in the deadly shooting of Breonna Taylor nearly 100 days after she was killed in her own home.
The stunning termination letter tonight.
And CBS's Steve Hartman on why a mysterious mailbox has become a popular place to talk to dear old dad.
Okay, well you suck.
So, 155 years of celebrating is their celebration of Independence Day.
Now, Juneteenth is a celebration that started in Galveston, Texas, and it was a celebration of the last era.
The slavery ended when Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation.
Sure.
I don't want to generalize, but I'll put it this way.
The dummies in Texas never got word of this, and so they had to march into Texas on Juneteenth to tell, hey, you guys are okay to go now.
You're good to go.
And it's really a celebration of Texas getting the word more than anything else, and they've turned it into a state holiday in Texas.
And it's never really been played anyplace else, except for there's a lot of people from Texas.
Oakland has a lot of people from Texas that used to celebrate, according to Mimi in Oakland, she recalls.
But it hasn't been celebrated like the way they're making it out to be.
And then to make matters worse, because nobody has really heard about this too much until now.
And if you look on the engram, it's taken off like a rocket, along with some other things I'll talk about in the next show.
But just, here's Biden.
Now, I told you what it's about.
It's about letting the Texas slaves know, and the slave owners know, that the Emancipation Proclamation's in play, and you guys shouldn't be slaves anymore.
That's what it was about.
Let's listen to what Biden says it's about.
He's going down to Texas on Juneteenth, right?
The first major massacre, literally speaking, of Black Wall Street, right?
Years ago.
He's going to have a rally.
We're gonna have a rally.
Whatever, Joe.
Joe Biden thinks that there was a massacre in Tulsa like 100 years ago, and it was called the Black Wall Street, and it has nothing to do with Juneteenth at all.
And Biden, who is supposed to be the big candidate, if you're black, you vote for me, he didn't even do enough research to know what Juneteenth is.
And so he says something stupid like this, and he does it so nonchalantly like he knows what's going on.
I just found it very...
And of course, no one else really said anything about that.
Just let that go.
That's hilarious.
Oh yeah, heaven forbid.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
Hurt his chances.
I do have a bite in Texas ISO. I don't know what it is.
Alright, let's take a listen to that.
He's going down to Texas on Juneteenth.
A little long.
Oh yeah, that's the other part of the gaff.
When nobody talked about this, that's actually a reminder to me.
He wasn't going down to Texas on Juneteenth.
He was going to Tulsa.
Yeah.
Now he's confused.
So he mixes up both the holiday, the Juneteenth thing, which was a Tulsa event, and then he says that Trump is going down to Texas, where Juneteenth did take place, to have a rally.
And that's the part that no one caught.
He's mixing it all up.
He's got everything mixed up, but he's mumbled so much.
He says he's going down to Texas.
And I had to ISO it because I wanted to make sure he wasn't saying Tulsa.
He was saying Texas with mumbling in a mumbling voice.
So, yeah, he's got it.
He's a wreck!
I'm here to get to Texas.
He's going down to Texas on Juneteenth.
Yeah, what an idiot.
Go ahead, Texas.
Hey, man, I've been waiting all show.
Where is it?
All right, here we go.
Hold on.
Kaylee, you will never say you're sorry.
Kaylee, you and the video will never be friends.
Drop your mic and don't pretend that this press conference came to a night.
Yes, everybody, it's time for a Kaylee special.
Well, she didn't do a drop the mic in this last press conference, but she did go after Acosta.
In the old one, two, three, you give him one, two, then you throw a few slammers in there, and then three, okay, and then you kill him.
And so Kaylee, this is Jim Acosta, and he's sitting there, you know, and he can't stop talking, by the way.
She's trying to answer the question.
He's yak, yak, yak, yak in the background.
They should throw him out.
I mean, I'm now convinced that he's there for this reason only.
So here is, I'm sorry, Kayleigh versus Acosta won.
Will any White House officials be at the rally tomorrow?
Will be several White House officials at the rally tomorrow.
Will those officials, will you be there, for example?
I will be there.
Will you and other White House officials be wearing masks at the rally?
It's a personal choice.
I won't be wearing a mask.
I can't speak for my colleagues.
And why won't you wear a mask?
Is it sort of a personal political statement?
Is it because the president would be disappointed in you if you don't wear a mask?
No.
It's a personal decision.
I'm tested regularly.
I feel that it's safe for me not to be wearing a mask, and I'm in compliance with CDC guidelines, which are recommended but not required.
So he has a little...
I thought it was a little snippy.
Yeah, I'd say.
So the guy's a jerk.
I really dislike this guy more and more.
So anyway, so it's not over?
No, it's not over.
And if I can ask you about last night, the president tweeted out some fake videos, one of which was labeled manipulated media.
Why is the president sharing fake videos on Twitter about two toddlers who are obviously showing a lot of love for one another?
It seems as though he's exploiting children to make some sort of crass political point.
Why is he sharing fake videos?
He was making a point about CNN specifically.
He was making a point that CNN has regularly taken him out of context.
That in 2019, CNN misleadingly aired a clip from one viewpoint repeatedly to falsely accuse the Covington boys of being, quote, students in MAGA gear harassing a Native American elder.
That's a harassing video, a misleading video about children that had really grave consequences for their future.
And did he come back from that?
Did he have something to say?
Yes, he's got, he's okay, this isn't good enough, so he's gonna, now he's gonna start hounding her and harassing her, and here we go.
Just a question.
Does she actually have a little cart machine where she's making these cool effects?
Yes, she just plugs them in.
It's old-fashioned.
Is it like an 8-track or something?
I don't even know what it looks like.
It's like a 4-channel.
I don't know.
She should keep that up.
I'm liking it.
So you're saying it's okay to exploit two toddlers hugging one another on a sidewalk.
To make some sort of political point.
As you know, the president has described members of the press as fake news during the course of this administration.
When you share fake videos like that, doesn't that make you fake news?
I think the president was making a satirical point that was quite funny if you go and actually watch the video.
I think he was making a satirical point.
The point is it was a play on CNN repeatedly taking the president out of context.
Like the time when you guys had a chyron that read, Trump slammed some illegal immigrants.
They're animals.
Well, guess what?
The people he called animals were MS-13 illegal immigrants who regularly mutilate people in this country.
Those things are entirely misleading.
You don't want any point.
Pointing out, the president has referred to some Mexican immigrants as rapists.
He has tried to pass a Muslim ban in this country.
What?
Hold on a second.
I want to hear what he said there.
That was great.
This country, those things are entirely misleading.
Pointing out, the president has referred to some Mexican immigrants as rapists.
He has tried to pass a Muslim ban in this country.
Oh, my goodness.
Black NFL players are sons of bitches if they take a lead during a football game.
So not true.
That's an absurd attempt to justify the misleading headlines that are regularly on your network.
Like I was just walking in watching CNN as they lauded the quote rallies in the streets.
Are you saying that the president...
Gotta let me finish, Jim.
This isn't a cable news segment.
I'm answering your question right now from the White House podium.
When I walk out of here...
Damn, shut up, man.
When I walk out here, Jim...
This is unbelievable.
She said, hey, man, this is not your cable news segment.
I'm speaking from the podium.
From the White House podium.
And he doesn't care.
He just...
It's entertaining for us.
I like it.
But shame on the whole bag of them, man.
Is that really what we're doing?
In the streets.
Gotta let me finish, Jim.
This isn't a cable news segment.
I'm answering your question right now from the White House podium.
When I walk out of here, when I walk out here, Jim, when I walk out here, Jim, and I see on your network...
Celebratory headlines about the rallies and the protests outside.
You actually said protests and rallies.
So in light of a protest, if these gatherings happen in light of a protest or a rally, as you say, that rally is to be condoned, but not the president's rally.
I mean, it's appalling.
You have one person on your network saying that this is a celebration in the streets, a carnival-like atmosphere.
There's a guy with a sign that says free hugs.
It's beautiful what's happening in the streets.
Some of the protests?
There is music.
People are hugging.
You celebrate hugging in the context of a protest, but in a Trump rally where we celebrate historic low African-American unemployment, criminal justice reform, HBCUs.
That rally is not allowed because guess what, Jim?
It doesn't fit the ideological agenda of CNN. Okay, so Kaylee's now packing heat.
She's got firepower.
If I was writing a Saturday Night Live skit and I was having a Kaylee person, I would cut to the one guy and then I'd cut back to her holding a gun shooting the guy.
Yeah, in a bikini.
Well, that would be even better.
She didn't have to drop the mic thing, but she did get a little one of those, I think you guys should go do this.
You know, I should go look into this and try to...
So she had a little lecture at the end and, you know, do your homework.
Class is dismissed is what it amounts to.
And then she slams the book and leaves.
Wasn't there some...
This is the way I got a clip.
Oh, good.
This is the Kaylee Collection Finish.
Collection Finish.
Yes.
Thank you, Kaylee.
Looking towards the election, we know that the Biden campaign is pushing back on adding any additional debates to the schedule.
How many debates would the president be willing to participate in?
Yeah, so the president talked about this yesterday.
The president is happy to debate when given the opportunity.
Right now, there are three debates, and he's happy with that.
But certainly, if others were proposed, he'd be willing to look at them.
And he very much looks forward to those debates.
One thing I would note, and I think it's just very important, especially as we go into the weekend and we begin to look at some of the news coverage out there, is that I would encourage all of you to cover the protests in the same way that you covered the rally-goers.
It's quite something when you look at this extraordinary video by Media Research Center and News Busters, where you have multiple hosts on MSNBC, CNN, and CBS boasting about the, quote, massive crowd.
I mean massive.
Tens of thousands of people.
Thousands and thousands.
Up to 200,000 people, they exuberantly exclaim.
But then they have grave concerns about the size of the Trump rallies.
You have MSNBC contributors saying social justice over social distancing.
But When the President looks to celebrate the accomplishments for minority communities in this country, our rallies are derided as breeding grounds for coronavirus, while Lawrence O'Donnell celebrates arm-in-arm protests.
So I really think that we should have internal consistency here in the way we cover large crowds.
We should be guided by science, not cherry-picking science, as I see all too often on the airwaves, especially from CNN. Impressive.
She's doing it.
She's lasting longer than most.
Well, as long as some of these guys call her a beast.
Yo.
I think she is.
There was some guy who I think was right after Acosta.
I don't know if you got a clip of it.
Oh, I got that clip.
I was going to blend that in with something else I might have, but yeah, this was Peter Alexander.
He's from ABC, right?
Peter Alexander.
Yeah, he's from ABC, and he decides to pull in a costume, pulls a crazy question, just a nutball question, which leads her to slam Bolton.
Because Bolton's in the news because of his book and supposedly...
There's a lot of Bolton stuff.
In fact, I have a...
I should play the...
Do I have the Bolton clip first on top of that?
Sure.
So then you can listen to it.
Okay.
Where is the...
You got Mulvaney?
Mulvaney, okay.
Now, this is about...
First of all, this is from the ABC teaser, which I don't want to play because we don't really have enough time for it.
Okay.
But this is the beginning of the ABC. He...
David Muir says something like, oh, and it's unbelievable what one of the officials of the Trump administration said, slamming the president.
And that was a tease.
And so then I said, well, now you've got to listen to the damn show.
And so I found this in there.
And this is Mulvaney, who is still working at the administration.
They took him out, I don't know if it was out of context or what.
It's a pretty good comment.
And then it leads right into the Bolton thing, which then leads to the question.
So let's play Mulvaney comment ABC. Tonight, as President Trump fumes over John Bolton's book, a remarkable comment from former acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, who is still serving in the administration.
If there was one criticism that I would level against the president is that he didn't hire very well.
He did not have experience in running government and didn't know how to put together a team that could work well with him.
Mulvaney said that?
Yeah.
Yeah, right there.
Wow.
And if you think about it, I agree.
He's hired, he had all these backstabbers and weirdos that he thought were like, you know, they're qualified, but they didn't like him.
What's he hiring him for?
I'm in total agreement with this thesis.
I mean, I don't think it's true as much as it was at the beginning, but apparently at the beginning he got suckered.
He got sucker punched.
So the follow-up to this on ABC delves into the Bolton book.
This is Mulvaney 2.
Bolton is only the latest member of Team Trump to turn against the president.
In his new book, The Room Where It Happened, he portrays Trump as inept and singularly focused on his own re-election.
You described the president as erratic, foolish, behaved irrationally, bizarrely.
You can't leave him alone for a minute.
He saw conspiracies behind rocks and was stunningly uninformed.
He couldn't tell the difference between his personal interests I don't think he's fit for office.
I don't think he has the competence to carry out the job.
There really isn't any guiding principle that I was able to discern other than what's good for Donald Trump's reelection.
But Bolton himself now taking heat.
Democrats are furious he was willing to tell all for his own book after refusing to testify in the House impeachment inquiry.
Bolton argues the hearings were too politicized and Congress should have investigated Trump for additional possible impeachable offenses.
Well, it's quite a charade.
You know, I give him credit for sheer nerve because what he is saying basically is there was malpractice in the impeachment because you should have investigated things that I was unwilling to tell you about.
The president's team livid.
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo calling Bolton a traitor, accusing his former colleague of spreading lies, fully spun half-truths, and outright falsehoods.
Administration lawyers are arguing Bolton's book contains classified information and should be blocked.
Bolton denies this, and today a judge noted that copies are already in circulation, saying the horse seems to be out of the barn.
No word yet on when he'll rule.
David?
Okay, so if I understand it properly...
That based upon this incredible in-depth work that has been done over there at ABC, they came up with, I guess, a quote from Bolton's book, and is that what Peter Alexander was using in this next clip?
Because he was reading it.
I'm guessing that's true.
Now, they did a long, hour-long interview with Bolt, and ABC did, and it's running on Sunday, today, on some show, I don't know what.
And they took clips from that, and so they have a lot of the, they may even have a copy of the book, I'm not sure.
But Peter Alexander, yes, that's got to be where this comes from, because it's too off the wall.
I saw him read that question and he had to look down when he repeated it.
I saw him reading the phrases.
Yeah, he repeated it.
And it was to me kind of like a screwball question.
And Kaylee, I thought, she had to expect it.
And she did a good job of going after Bolton after this question was asked.
Peter Alexander.
Let me ask you if I can, Kevin.
Why does the president keep hiring people who are dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, wacko, and incompetent?
I love the question.
Because when I heard that, my head whipped out and I'm like, what did you just ask?
I have the ISO of that you might want to play, dumb as a rock.
Oh, that might be a good one for us.
Dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, wacko, and incompetent.
It's long, but I wouldn't mind that as an end of shower.
It's a nice one.
End of show and not a grower.
A show-a.
End of show and not a grower.
Let's get back to Peter Alexander here.
Peter Alexander.
Let me ask you if I can.
Why does the president keep hiring people who are dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, wacko and incompetent?
So the president makes hiring decisions based on the fact that he likes to have countervailing viewpoints.
I spoke to him this morning about the hiring of John Bolton in particular, and he said, I like to counterbalance my own opinion with individuals that oftentimes have the very opposite opinion of my own.
He likes the model of having a team of rivals, like what we saw in President Lincoln's administration.
I've been a part of that.
I often see rigorous debate, and the president uses his gut and makes the best decision as to how to move forward.
So that's what goes into his hiring practices, and I think the team of rivals with President Lincoln worked quite well.
There's obviously value in hiring a team of rivals.
It's worked well in the past.
But then if you're going to hire rivals, why hire rivals who are dumb as a rock, overrated, way over their heads, wacko, and incompetent?
How does that help the president government?
The rivals prove those labels to be true, and that's particularly true in the case of John Bolton, who repeatedly praised the president, then turned.
He's been widely criticized by the New York Times for his book.
I think John Bolton has proven himself to have those labels as true.
Nice.
She turned that around.
But the thing is, that book must really have nothing in it.
If that's what they're showing up with, well, he's hired Wacko's Idiot's Book.
He's a boner.
Hey, thanks.
A, we hadn't heard the message.
B, we hadn't seen the constant string of people being hired and fired.
But okay, why does he do that?
I don't know.
Maybe you weren't available, Mr.
Peter Alexander.
So that's kind of that.
No wonder people are showing up to our show in droves.
There's nothing out there for anybody.
It's just all hate and divisiveness, and it's all of them.
It is all of them.
I am so sick and tired, and it's specifically Tucker Carlson.
What is happening now, Fox News, is upping the videos of black people assaulting white people.
And there was this one video, and you might have seen it, apparently some dude who was let out of jail during the coronavirus, he'd been arrested a hundred times or something, And he's walking down the street in Manhattan.
There's an old lady with a walker.
And he just clotheslines her.
And she falls against a fire hydrant.
She's like 90 years old.
It's really disturbing to see.
And of course, these things happen.
Of course, the people are a-holes.
They're all over the world.
But Carlson was talking to someone and for seven minutes in the box, the upper box, this video was looped and it's only maybe nine, ten seconds.
It was looping over and over again.
This is propaganda.
This is fear-mongering.
This is fear porn.
This is terror.
And you need to stop that shit, man.
It is really unacceptable.
And you're making people afraid.
And I'm sure TikTok is not helping.
Oh, more of these videos.
Now people are worried about their fellow Americans because you're doing this.
Stop it.
Yeah, they should all stop it.
Stop it.
Disgusting.
I really hate it.
O.T.G. going O.T.G. No.
I'm an O.T.G. kind of guy.
I'll keep it short for today, but we got to go.
O.T.G. going O.T.G. Got to go O.T.G. I'm an O.T.G. kind of guy.
Yes.
This was really the...
I have a couple of articles.
You can find them in the show notes, nashownotes.com.
The IRS... And I've warned about this.
The IRS now admits, oh yeah, no, we just went out and bought some phone location data.
It's not a problem.
We get it commercially from the same people who sell it to marketers and advertisers.
Yeah, and we thought it was kind of handy to have to see if, you know, the people who said they were at a certain restaurant at a certain time with somebody else, let's make sure the phone records, but not even the phone records, but let's make sure the records match up if you were really there or not.
This is exactly what we've been talking about for years.
Here you go.
The state of California has been doing this for decades.
Yeah, but this is...
They do it with regular phones.
They do it with the old-fashioned landlines.
But this is the IRS doing this now.
Well, the state of California was doing it and it was their tax collection department.
I don't care about it.
I have nothing to do with the state of California.
The IRS is for the whole country.
Okay, California is a trendsetter.
But what are they going to get out of it?
I mean, I don't really have a problem with this.
My phone is in the drawer.
We know you don't have a problem with it, but this is not for you.
This is for other people who continue to reject the idea that a phone is not healthy for you in many ways.
And I have a problem with the IRS with just going ahead and looking at if you're lying without probable cause.
I think this is a Fourth Amendment issue.
They can't just look into my life.
I'm in total agreement with that.
I think it is with California, too.
And they get it from Ventel, V-E-N-T-E-L. So it's not cell phone, it's not transmitter triangulation.
It's the shit that's on your apps in your phone and that you register for.
And then these apps track you all over the place.
And now the IRS is buying it.
See, the government could never do this without that help.
This is exactly what we've said.
They don't need to spy on you.
They'll just buy it.
From Silicon Valley.
Right, Silicon Valley will spy on you for them.
Yes.
It's illegal for them to do it, but Silicon Valley can do it, and they're doing it, and you're the one with the phone that you're walking around with.
It's not, you know, you're right.
It should have something you can't track around.
I'm going to show my soul by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
And we have a few people to quickly thank for donating to show 1253, starting with Darius Walker in Charleston, West Virginia.
And then Adam will be looking out for the Father's Day call-outs, because this is Father's Day.
Yes.
Hold on one second.
I've got to make sure I've got everything lined up here, because we've got a lot to cover.
We've got a lot to cover.
Okay, go.
Hit it.
I think there's a Father's Day one.
Darius Walker in Charleston, West Virginia.
That's your old stomping grounds.
1-8-7-6-6?
Yeah, kind of.
He doesn't want a de-douching and not donated since September 3rd, 2016.
You've been de-douched.
Okay, thank you very much.
Patrick Perkins in Holland, Michigan, 160.
Brian Zeiss in Charlotte, North Carolina, 133.33.
Another Roganer.
Yes, and no longer douchebag.
First donation since discovering the show via JRE. You got a deducing issue.
You've been deduced.
Terence Pullen, 12908 in Otisville, Michigan.
Michelle Small, 12358.
Sir Pete in Amsterdam, Netherlands.
Pate.
Sir Alex Bortog, double knight of the Northern Launchpad.
Yeah, and he says, Happy Father's Day to my dad, Boris Bortog, Russian Space Defense Lieutenant Colonel Retired.
It was fun when you were taking me to your office, Dad.
Oh, this is good.
We need to get some details.
We need stories from this guy.
This sounds fantastic.
Thank you very much, Sir Ali.
And he's over here in Mountain View.
Probably working for Ames.
You should go hang out with him.
Yeah, take me to Ames.
I'd go take another drive in the shuttle.
Or they actually have a couple simulators that are pretty fun to drive around in.
That'd be cool.
Kirsten Milligan in Kailua again, Hawaii.
Donation attributed to her father, Paul Barnhart, in Kailua, Hawaii.
Sir J. Hernandez in Kennewick, Washington.
Happy Father's Day from him, he says.
Night of the Round Table, of course.
Oliver Reich, $100 to my dad, Oliver.
Happy Father's Day from Oliver.
Gregory Chenet, there's no Father's Day there, but Janelle Cornwell with $100 from Cherry Valley, Massachusetts says, Happy Father's Day to Chris Malmy, my smoking hot husband, best father in the universe.
Thank you very much.
Now, this one's a little more complicated.
Craig Knowlesley in Cumberland, B.C. says, Adam is right.
Drunk donations take some practice.
I just said $99.
It's a drunk donation.
It's a drunk donation.
It doesn't sound drunk.
$33 for each of the douchebag dads I've had.
Oh, boy.
Can I get a douchebag call-out for Don?
Douchebags.
Stu?
Douchebag!
We'll leave it at that.
Chloe Camus in Murrieta...
Uh...
Somewhere.
This is in California.
Is there a...
Yes.
Well, Chloe says this is a donation of perky boobs in celebration of my devilishly delicious deviant dilf.
That's dad I love to fill and say happy daddy's day.
I'm so proud of the man and father you've become.
I have so much gratitude for the daily sacrifices you make so that I can be home raising our handsome new little human resource.
Enjoy your day, daddy.
So that...
She's got something red.
She had a douchebag call out in there somewhere.
This is a de-douching.
Let me see.
My dear husband slapped me in the mouth a few years ago on a road trip across the country.
I've been an avid listener since then.
I was gifted human resources karma for my birthday last year, and I must say it might be the best birthday gift yet.
Our bouncing baby boy was born mid-April during quarantine, and we all three escaped a three-day hospital lockdown.
Rona, free!
This is my first donation ever, so I'm in order in need of a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Happy Father's Day to us and my roommate who is also a weekly listener.
Chris, you are a douchebag!
Douchebag!
All right.
Thanks, Chloe.
Sir Daddy Cass in Richmond, Virginia, 8282.
Richard Hufford in Tempe, Arizona, 8008.
Sir Hay Moose of the Piedmont Province in Mooresville, North Carolina.
Sending Father's Day karma to my fellow No Agenda producers.
There's also a happy Father's Day to you, to us, from Richard Hufford.
Jeff and Trish in Winter Springs, Florida, 8008.
Celebrating boobs on Father's Day in the style of Al Bundy, they say.
Thank you very much, Jeff and Trish.
Lovely thought.
Brian Hastie in Hudson, Wisconsin, 7333.
Happy Father's Day.
He says Brad Reiter in Kirkwood, Missouri, 6969.
Congrats to Joel Nelson on the sex.
We're happy for him, too.
That's great.
James Durante, 6121 San Diego, California.
Happy Father's Day.
John and Adam, just keeping with my Father's Day tradition of donating, like to wish my dad, John, and myself a happy Father's Day.
Jeff Johnson, 58, 56, Parts Unknown, Pierre Maas in Maastricht.
Very good.
In Maastricht, in the Netherlands, a Dutch...
56, 28.
I'll do it.
Beste Adam, te ere van Vaderdag, doneer ik voor mijn vader Pierre aan jullie show.
Hij luistert al jaren naar jullie show en bij ons aan tafel geeft hij dat regelmatig aanleiding tot pittige discussies.
Hij vertrouwt volledig op jullie onderkomen en als twintiger heb ik af en toe mijn twijfels.
Maar...
Oké Boomer, love you anyway.
Dus ga vooral zo door.
En hij zal nog jarenlang als vaste luisteraars en oortjes in zoet zijn.
Veel kusjes van Tycho.
Farvergnuggen.
Robert Donaghy, 5560.
And this is interesting.
He calls it a noodle gun donation because the standard NATO round is 55.556 millimeters.
This is used as standard infantry for all NATO. All right.
NATO rounds.
All right.
5560 is the noodle gun donation.
We can take it.
We'll put that on the list.
So, Chris...
WAP caplets of the Rolling Bones in Ancaster, Ontario, 5510.
Happy Father's Day to my father Fritz.
And we got a birthday call out too.
Sir Lee Mofo in Tucson, Arizona, 55-10.
Stuart Walton in Staffordshire, UK, 55-10.
Dedication for his late father, Ken, who died from a heart attack 19 years ago on Father's Day at the 11th hole of his local club whilst putting for par during the President's Cup.
Clearly he died with his spikes on, doing what he loves.
Still miss him every day.
Love and light from both Stuart, from Stafford, my brother Simon, and all dad's grandchildren.
If you gotta go, quite honestly, cool.
Yeah.
That's pretty badass.
Matthew Shower.
It's like, hey, done, with your spikes on.
It's not, it's, you know.
Matthew Shower in Winthrop, Minnesota, 5510.
Happy Father's Day to my dad, Dave Shower.
Rene Gulen Pacheco is my guest.
Moreno Valley, California, 55.
Happy Father's Day to my boyfriend, Mark.
From Rene, Emily, and Neo.
He's an awesome dad.
And I'm grateful he hit me in the mouth.
Cool.
Chris Gromal in Kingston, New York.
54.
Happy Father's Day, gentlemen.
Thanks for the best podcast.
Valerie T. $53 in Indiana.
Yes, you got her smoking hot husband, Neil, wishing him a very happy Father's Day.
Neil, you are our anchor and foundation.
Together, we can get through anything.
Thank you, John Adam, for everything you do.
Valerie, thank you.
Indiana, you betcha.
M of the Mid-Valley 5049 has got a de-douching request, I believe.
Let's see.
Please accept the smile towards me.
That was the other one.
No, my dad, Kent Knighthood.
I cannot tolerate having a douchebag dad any longer.
Also, I can get a jobs karma as I'm transitioning to a career as a dude named Ben.
Coming up at the end for you.
Absolutely.
Jermaine Nichols in Weert, the Netherlands.
Hello, John and Adam.
Would you please deduce this krenterige Dutchman?
Dutchman.
As I can say, I love you, babe, to my smoking hot wife, Nicole.
Yes, he wants a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Meredith Wolfe, 5033 in the army post office box or one of those government things.
Happy Father's Day to Richard Frank Shonda from across the pond.
Bradley Berry in Blissfield, Michigan.
Just de-douche me already.
You've been de-douched.
So the following people are $50 donors, starting with Bradley.
And I'm just going to read names and locations, and Adam will read the name of the father if there's one mentioned in this group.
Starting with Andrew Gusek in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Lee Skarbeck in Springfield, Pennsylvania.
For Jimmy, the man who taught me skepticism.
Paul Dubois in Kirk Hunkson, New York.
We've got an address there for some unknown reason.
Thomas Tallett in Shawnee, Oklahoma.
Daniel Laboy in Bath, Michigan.
Troy Funk in Leander, Texas.
Adrian Muller in Atascadero, California.
Robert Case in Millspring, North Carolina.
Timothy Pascarello in Hamburg, New Jersey.
And last but not least, our pal and producer, Dame Jennifer in Charleston, South Carolina.
She has a note you might want to read.
Yes.
In the morning, here's your latest share from donations I've had towards Animated No Agenda.
Another fantastic episode just came out yesterday.
Also, one last birthday shout-out for Katie, who was part of our local Charleston, South Carolina tribe, and celebrated a big birthday on Friday the 19th.
She was missing a meetup Saturday.
I have a meetup report coming up.
I am also reclaiming my time to send love to my daddy who passed away five years ago and whom I miss so much.
He was a wonderful father and was always a media skeptic.
He was never a regular listener of no agenda as much as he liked clips I played for him.
But I hope wherever he is, he knows I appreciate all he taught me.
Happy Father's Day to all of the OMG amazing dads out there.
And that concludes our Father's Day dedication donation segment.
Obviously, there's people who came in under $50, a lot of them to remain anonymous to make sure there's no mess-ups, but also lots of people on our Value for Value programs, all kinds of subscriptions you can take part in, even $11.11 a month.
Whatever the value is to you, All we ask is you think about it and send that back to us.
And I really appreciate it.
Everyone here who has helped produce episode 1,253 of the best podcast in the universe.
And please consider your support for doing it all over again on Thursday.
Dvorak.org slash NA. By multiple requests.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
The 21st of June, 2020, belated birthdays.
Sir Chris says happy birthday to his nephew, Eli, who turned three on June 11th.
Sir Jake Milligan, happy birthday to his father, Bob Milligan of Elko, Nevada, 63, just a few days ago on the 19th.
Dame Jennifer, as you heard, also says happy birthday to Katie, who celebrated on the 19th.
We have birthdays today.
Dab Kovach to his smoking hot Cougar Brandy.
Eric Barrett, 33 today.
Sir Chris, 47 on June 22nd.
That's right, Sir Chris.
Lisa Stelter says happy birthday to her husband, Paul.
He turned 42 yesterday.
Sir D.H. Slammer says happy birthday to Barrett S. Dame Bang Bang, who turns 35.
And Sir Andrew turning 12.
And finally, Sir Crash EMT says happy birthday to Princess Brace.
Sprinkles, born June 18th.
Welcome, Human Resource.
Welcome to Gitmo Nation on behalf of everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
It's your first day, yeah!
Okay, we have a one, a two, a three.
We've got one dame.
Now, what do we have for Daniel Lang?
We don't have his note, right?
So we're just going to call him Sir Langman for now until we hear from him.
He may already be a knight for all we know.
Oh, that's...
Oof.
I hadn't even thought about that one.
You're talking about Nicholas Sell?
No, we had Daniel Langman.
Weren't we looking for a note from him?
Uh, there was a note from him.
I thought so.
Yeah, we do have two missing notes.
Yeah.
Okay, well...
Just, you know, do it later.
No, let's do it now!
Let's do it live!
Okay, what about Nicholas Sell, the poor guy?
Is he on the list?
And he threw the penny in.
I don't know anything.
He's not on the list because there's no note from him whatsoever.
All right, here.
Let's do this.
Here's a...
Where's my...
Ow.
Okay.
Here you go.
Yes, that's a good one.
That's the one I want.
Ah, could I please have Robert Hausner, Ellen Murray, Stephen Helm, Arthur Kunath, and Daniel Langman up on stage.
Gentlemen and dame, you're all about to become a knight and a dame of the November Roundtable.
Very proud to have you here and to pronounce the KV as Sir A Knight.
Dame Ellen of the Dream Realm, Sir Steve Helm, the Leawood Squire, Sir Arthur, and Sir Langman, all of you now, Knights and Dame of the Noah Dinner Roundtable for you.
We've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay, Shrimp Scampi and Sarsparia, whatever that is, Cookies and Vodka, Horsehead Pumpkin Ale, we've got Polish Potato and Vodka, Rubenes Woman and Rosé, Bong Hits and Bourbon, and of course, Mutton and mead.
And we'd love for you to go to noagendarnation.com slash rings.
Eric the Show will be there to catch you and to catch your data so that we can send you out a ring, sealing wax, and the official certification.
Thank you so much for supporting the No Agenda Show, the best podcast in the universe.
No Agenda!
It's like a party!
Indeed, it's like a party!
So we have a couple of meetup reports and some actual recorded ones.
Sir, let's start here.
Sir Michael of Calgary in Vegas says, Hey Adam and John, Midland's first NOA agenda meetup was small but very successful.
Remember he had, I think, eight or nine different meetups yesterday as people are coming back out of lockup or lockdown and very happy just to be out and about.
So that's why we have a number of these reports.
Sir Kyle, Jason, Tommy, and myself enjoyed the meetup and intend to make a regular event.
The next one is scheduled already in a couple of weeks.
Sir Kyle as co-organizer.
Enjoy your beer, John.
You're taking your break early.
Then we have Flight of the No Agenda 004 Steelcraft.
And this is from Leo Bravo in Los Angeles.
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know we had a great time at the meetup yesterday, including me.
It was a party of 15.
This is good.
They had Bill, Ryan, Crystal, Brad, Matt, Adam, Blake, Eric, Stu, Angelica, Becky, Rick, Victoria, Isabella, Leo.
They're already planning the next meetup.
Everybody is welcome.
Leo Bravo, Los Angeles.
Thank you so much.
We had a meetup in Charlotte.
All right.
Bill Cameron here in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Great gathering.
Sir, suspected spook of the sycamore soot.
Passing it on.
This is Ben, no longer cowering in place.
Very happy about that.
Sir Euchre, thank you for your courage.
This is Bill.
Thank you for your courage.
In the morning, this is Sir Recycopath.
Brian's eyes.
Shout out to Mark Brinson.
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
In the morning.
Producer Travis Mercer enjoying the Charlotte meetup.
In the morning.
In the morning, everybody.
This is Luke.
Thank you for your courage.
Future Sir Boiled Peanut.
The check's in the mail.
In the morning, this is Sir Kevin Dills, the Earl of North Carolina, hanging out in Charlotte.
Thank you for your courage.
Stay woke!
Okay, and we also had Jane Jennifer's meetup.
In the morning, y'all.
Jane Jennifer here.
We had a wonderful meetup with lots of locals.
Also had David and Charles, who drove in from North Carolina, and Stefan and Felicia, who were coincidentally visiting from Colorado.
Felicia is in the process of writing a fascinating book that I can't wait to read.
No pressure, Felicia.
Okay, here's the update from the rest of the attendees.
Oh no, not the noodle gun!
Oh no!
Hey, good morning.
I'm Joe Biden.
Biden, don't eat me!
Stefan and Felicia, Littleton, Colorado, visiting Charleston.
Thanks for your courage and resist we must.
And about that, we must be committed.
We must be committed!
We must be committed!
In the morning.
In the morning.
Everybody have a great time?
I think they did.
Heads on sticks everywhere and lots of fun.
I thought Dame Jennifer looked like she was having a very, very good time.
Oregon Local 33.
She's already ready to go.
Rolling.
Coming live to you from FEMA District 10 and the ATF doesn't look like they've shown up yet, but we're still waiting.
Local Agenda 33 and almost Portland, Oregon.
In the morning, John and Adam.
In the morning!
Back in the day, we only had one phone.
We plugged it into the wall and it was made out of Bakelite.
We liked it that way.
Wow.
Wow.
I haven't heard the tech hippie.
That's a good one.
It's been a while since we heard that.
Final meetup report.
Truckee, the motorcycle no agenda meetup.
Hey everybody, this is Sir Basil Knight of the Wormicorns with Canary Cry News Talk, and we are here at the Truckee Motorcycle Ride-Up, No Agenda Meet-Up, and here is Sir Baron Lillian of the Valley, and we'd like to thank Sir Chris Baron of Carson Valley.
And here we go all together now, in the morning!
Nice.
No agenda bikers.
We got it all!
And there's more meetups today, actually.
Probably just about getting underway, 3.33 Mountain Time, the Bisbee, Arizona, Joe's consignment, Sean and Joe hosting that, so in the morning if you're listening right now.
This Thursday, the 25th, the Porcupine Freedom Festival in Lancaster, New Hampshire.
It's the Liberal Burling Man.
Go to Site 14.
Will will be your host.
And Saturday, Central Texas, second meet shoot, 10 a.m.
And that'll be at the black.
Oh, that'll be.
Let me see.
What do we have here?
Details on the No Agenda Meetup's website, but of course it is Local 512 Black Baron of the No Agenda Armory and his Rootin' Shootin' Gunsmokin' Hot Wife have amazingly extensive details on the No Agenda Meetup's website.
And then finally, June 27th, also Saturday, Tampa Bay's Day Drinking Meetup at 2 o'clock, Green Bench Brewing Company in St.
Pete, Sirlo Siben, Knight of the Psychonauts, will be your guest for that.
There's many more all the way through July that are up on NoAgendaMeetups.com.
Please go take a look because you can find a place to hang out with people who are very cool, particularly if you haven't had a lot of human contact during the Rona lockdown.
You'll enjoy it.
And remember, it's No Agenda Meetups.
NoAgendaMeetups.com.
It's not just a meetup.
It's like a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you want me.
Triggered on hell's flame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
Well, there's some bad news.
Uh-oh.
That we should have probably ran at the beginning of the show or closer to the front because it's important.
Okay.
And it disappoints me, since I'm committed, and it should disappoint you.
And this is the There Goes Amy podcast.
A fox clip.
Amy Klobuchar does not want to be vice president.
She's dropping out.
Juneteenth rallies happening across the country as racial turmoil appears to be influencing Joe Biden's search for a running mate.
Amy Klobuchar says she's bowing out.
Take a look.
I truly believe, as I actually told the vice president last night when I called him, that I think this is a moment.
To put a woman of color on that ticket.
If you want to heal this nation right now, my party, yes, but our nation, this is sure a hell of a way to do it.
And with Klobuchar out, Kamala Harris' odds are rising.
A new poll shows Democrats favor Harris by a wide margin.
But will the radical left accept her past as a prosecutor?
Harris trying to spin her resume is a positive.
Watch this.
I know the system from the inside out.
I strongly believe if we are going to change these systems, there has to be the kind of brilliant activism that we've seen from the outside, like Black Lives Matter and the leadership there, combined with what we need to do on the inside to actually upend these systems in a way that we make change to get closer to that ideal we have of equal justice under the law.
Please don't tell me.
Is it going to be Kamala?
Are they seriously going to go for her?
Is that why they're pulling her into the Amy Leaves clip?
I have no idea.
I mean, there's only, it's either her, I mean, if they're going to, Amy said she thinks there should be a woman, she's on board with the balancing the ticket with a woman of color, and that means you're going to deal with anybody but an ADOS woman.
The only other real, that woman down in Florida, the congresswoman who is a The chief of police.
Val, is that Val?
Val Demings or whatever.
Yeah.
And she's a bad choice.
Then you have Stacey Abrams, who's just trying to bulldoze her way into the job.
She didn't wait in line.
It doesn't count.
And they've screwed this up royally because Amy's decided that she's not going to put up with the grief that she's going to have to To put up with because that one same one cop that had the knee on the neck is the same one cop that she failed to prosecute sometime earlier in her career when she was a prosecutor.
And so the coincidence has got her pretty much spooked.
And she was nervous as a wreck when she's saying this, by the way.
She's shaking and blah, blah, blah.
What else is new?
She's always shaking.
She's shaking and baking.
Shaking.
I don't know what they're going to do.
They're so screwed, it's beyond...
I don't know what they're going to do.
Even though they have all the confidence in the world, and Biden's up by 13 points.
Yeah, sure, polls, whatever.
Just a few things I just want to run through.
We don't have any clips or anything, but DACA, the Deferred Kick Children Out of the Country Act, Which is, for some reason, seen as a win that the president cannot end it immediately, but I think it's just a procedural thing, it doesn't seem like.
And he also, he's not going to kick any dreamers out of the country.
No, Trump went into a long discussion of this on his speech.
Oh, what did he say?
He said the same thing.
It was a procedural issue.
They said, according to him, the court said, no, this paperwork is no good.
Yeah, the paperwork is no good.
But what does he actually want to?
He just wants to stop it from continuing.
It's not to kick people out.
Yeah, he wants to do something along those lines.
I do have a stop the presses moment off ABC. This is a stop...
You know where they actually break into regular programming?
Yeah.
They break in to tell you something that's so important that they have to interrupt a show?
Oh my gosh, does it have a sound effect and everything, or what?
Well, I don't know if I caught the sound effect, but of course.
That's okay, I'll add one.
Let me see if I can...
Hello everyone, I'm Terry Moran coming to you from the Washington Bureau of ABC News and we're coming on the air because of a major civil rights decision out of the United States Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court has ruled that LGBT Americans are protected by the anti-discrimination laws of this country at their workplaces.
They cannot be fired or otherwise discriminated against at work simply because they are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender.
This is a major civil rights opinion.
Yeah, I'm glad you got this clip.
How is this stopping the presses?
For one thing, it's been the case in California and half the states of the country already, but how has this stopped the presses?
I'm not seeing it.
I think this was done because, A, it's Pride Month, so this was all scheduled, and this probably came right on the heels or right during or around the same day as the big Black Trans Lives Matter in Brooklyn.
So the whole thing was meant to celebrate the children of the rainbow.
Of course you have to stop.
This is what we've been waiting for.
For decades.
We don't want to be discriminated against.
I think it's going to actually work.
It's going to backfire.
It's not going to be very good.
What corporation who can be sued is going to take a risk now?
It's my question.
Uh, well, these things always backfire.
No, but I mean, seriously, it's like, so now you hire someone, and if you fire them, and they say, well, it's because I was gay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
It's inevitable that these things will happen.
Inevitable.
I don't know.
Yeah, that was my other one, and I don't think there was anything else of huge importance.
I did...
Someone sent me a DM through the chat room.
I did find...
Our missing donation note.
We don't have to wait for next show because he has a couple things.
He has a special night name and everything.
But, you know, he sent in...
It didn't say donation note on his email.
It said California Prop 209.
So sometimes these things don't get through.
You've got to be real specific with us.
Wow.
We're not opening that.
Yeah.
Actually, I did.
I replied to it, and I did save.
I don't think I forwarded it to Eric because I missed it.
We're not opening it during the show.
No, but I missed it.
We're looking for a donation note.
We're not looking for Prop 209 donation note.
Also, it wasn't the email you'd expect it to be.
It doesn't matter.
We're all happy.
It's working out.
Yeah, make goods are fine.
We do them all the time.
It's all going to be good.
You got something happy and light?
I have another one of these little things, another little propagandistic thing you might want to play.
It was part of that CBS, you know, they're...
They talk about the Trump rally, it scared everybody off as best they could, and they never mention the fact that the rally is actually giving away masks.
Oh, really?
No, but no mainstream reporter ever said that.
They just kept saying, there's no masks, and you're all going to die.
But see if you can find the, this is the CBS on the rally report, and there's a BS premise.
There's a premise.
Within their report, that is bullcrap.
Good evening to our viewers in the West, and thank you for joining us.
We are going to begin tonight in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where that state's Supreme Court has just ruled President Trump can go ahead with an indoor rally tomorrow without requiring face masks.
As many as 19,000 people are expected to attend what will be the largest gathering in the U.S. since the coronavirus pandemic began.
Is that the largest gathering in the U.S.? Since the coronavirus began?
So the 200,000 people marching down in Manhattan don't count, and the thousands and thousands of people in Seattle don't count, the 100,000 here, the half a million there, the 50,000 here, the 50,000 there?
I'm taking you off the air.
We're stopping.
You're so right.
This is why you need to participate as a producer in the No Agenda Show, the experiment, the Value for Value Network.
Send it all to us.
We mix it up and spit it right back at you and it tastes good.
Something like that.
We do have Grumpy Old Ben's coming up after this on noagendastream.com.
End of show mixes, we've got Fletcher, Rolando Gonzalez, Jesse Coy, Nelson, and yes, a noodle gun.
Some noodle gun fun.
Welcome to my show!
Welcome to my show!
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Devorak.
We return on Sunday right here at No Agenda, noagendashow.com.
Until then, adios, mofos and such.
So you take your hose and you roll that sucker as far as you can get it.
And then some guy, some dude behind you is blasting you with his hose.
There's a couple of guys.
Oh!
That's better.
Yeah, so you're getting blasted, so you can stay cool.
It's really hot.
Fuck yeah.
Sir, are you ready?
Yes, I am.
They say there's something wrong with our president.
I'll let you know if there's something wrong.
Grab me, sir.
I will only grab you if I need you.
It's true.
Grab me, sir.
I may grab you so fast.
I want them to love the president.
I did this big thing.
When you see a little kid running around, say, call 911.
911.
Boy, oh boy, do you have a great immune system.
Grab me, sir.
I may grab you so fast.
How about a piece of your immune system?
Thank you very much, Jim.
I will only grab you if I need you.
There was only one person that died.
It's true!
But I call my wife and I say, you're fired!
Get out, bro!
She only wanted to make pancakes great.
Can't we just stop with all of this hate?
I won't eat pancakes, this is making me cry.
She should get help from that Quaker O sky.
There's only one thing worse in this universe.
That's no Aunt Jerminus at all.
He gave us rice that would never stick.
Add it to your dinner, it would always do the trick.
It was tasty rice for any time.
But now this poor guy's in an unemployment line.
Uncle Ben's converted brand rice.
It really does make a difference.
And don't think they ain't coming for you.
Don't think they're not coming for you.
Just because you're green.
Don't think they're not coming for you.
Just because you're green.
I will no longer throw away the African-American part of the Oreo cookie just to get to the creamy white middle.
There's an entire military branch under the Chinese regime dedicated to political warfare integrated fully into the military and done outside of the spectrum of normal warfare.
And why is it tolerated?
Because we don't want to be accused of being crazy, right-wing conspiracy theorists.
It is the war for hearts and minds.
The pandemic is still here.
It's going to be here for the foreseeable future until we get it under control.
Media warfare, psychological warfare, and legal warfare.
But it's culture warfare.
How do you impact the culture of a country?
Who controls Hollywood right now?
The Chinese regime has been buying off our professors.
The Chinese regime has actual programs meant to get into our universities and compromise professors, academics, researchers, and so on.
Drug worker, for example, where does fentanyl come from?
Where do these synthetic drugs come from?
They come from China.
How do you change the culture of a country without waging open warfare on them?
They could have been looking into China.
You panicked about the market, panicked about COVID, panicked about the ventilators, panicked about the PPE. Beijing is pursuing a comprehensive and coordinated campaign to undermine support for the president, our agenda, and our nation's most cherished ideas.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit.
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded.
It's a fucking insult to your people.
It's an insult to your fucking people.
It's like the N-word for us.
And if that doesn't work, I'm gonna hit you with my spaghetti cannon.
Don't fucking insult me like that.
I didn't insult you.
You call me Fredo.
It's like I call you punk bitch.
You like that?
You want to talk to me your nickname?
I didn't call you that.
You called me Fredo.
You know my name's not fucking Fredo.
I thought your name was.
You did not think my name was fucking Fredo.
Don't be a liar.
Eat macaroni lead from the end of my noodle gun, you racist son of a bitch.
I'll fucking throw you down these stairs like a fucking puff.
Nobody calls me Fredo.
Go take a swing.
Go call me Fredo.
Take a fucking swing.
Take a fucking swing.
I'll subagate the enemy to ball.
Take a swing.
Come on.
You ain't got no ball.
You keep calling me Fredo, but it must be a parody like Weird Al Fredo.
You didn't know what you were doing.
I thought you were doing fire on there.
I thought you were doing fire on there.
I thought it was your name.
I thought it was your name.
I thought it was your name, right?
I thought it was your name, right Mofo.
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Slash N. A. Dumb as a rock.
Overrated.
Way over their heads.
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