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Son, did you listen to those boys, those nice boys that just did a show?
Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Sunday, May 24th, 2020.
This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1245.
This is No Agenda.
Unmuzzled and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone star state.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, we're all watching Joe Biden scramble to the finish line.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Yeah, it never ceases to amaze me how around the globe, and of course I monitor British papers and Dutch papers and some German, that it doesn't matter how many people are dead or presumably dead from COVID-19, a good racial controversy, that is what gets, everybody gets pumping with that.
It would have been better if it was a gay controversy.
No, because...
That's your old theory, not mine.
No, he needs the black vote, not the gay vote.
He's got the gay vote.
If I can just call it that.
If I can just call it that.
Everybody, you're now the gay vote.
There is a gay vote.
This is what it's like to feel black.
There you go.
Gay vote, black vote.
No, man, they care about...
Did you talk about this with Mo Fax?
Well, thank you for asking.
Mo texted me.
Normally, we'd do the show on Saturday.
He said...
I have to see the Sunday morning shows.
He says, I'm building the file, so we're going to do it tomorrow.
And I can't wait, because this could be a real make-or-break moment for Biden.
I don't think he can overcome it.
You know why?
I'll tell you why.
Okay, all ears.
This is his very fine people moment.
This will be used by the right, by the Republicans, continuously as their version of very fine people.
Very fine people was a lie.
Yes.
Biden did do this.
Yeah, but I'm just saying, it's something that keeps coming back and will never go away, and it's racial.
Yeah, it is.
You know, I kind of have mixed feelings about it, because on the one hand, we're always giving Trump a pass for his joking around.
And Biden was kind of joking around.
This is what it says.
That woman campaign manager of his.
She's a tap dancing around the problem.
Simone Sanders.
I thought she actually did pretty good deflecting and pushing away and just rejecting it.
And, you know, she has the right look to do that.
Yeah, she's black.
Yes, she has the right look.
Exactly.
The whole thing.
Let's play through it.
Oops.
Was that you or me?
It wasn't me.
Oh, that's odd.
Okay.
What did it do?
Well, no, I heard a Windows sound.
Very odd.
Oh, that may have been the printer.
Oh, you mean a Windows, one of those messages.
Bring!
Bring!
Something like that.
Yeah, we got a bunch.
So we got some Biden clips.
I have two of, you know, besides the Breakfast Club disaster, Which is what you're talking about.
Did you see the whole interview?
I saw a good part of it.
I did not see the whole thing.
Wait, Zephyr.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Still low-ball economy.
This is the official Zephyr economic indicator.
We are not out of the woods yet.
I repeat, we have a seven-car Zephyr economy at the moment.
We need eight to see green shoots.
Okay.
See, I've been watching CNBC. You've got electrolytes.
I've been watching CNBC, can you tell?
Yes, it's part of our L recovery plan.
Okay, so, Biden, I think this is, we have a lot to do about...
Do you have some clips on me?
I do have a couple things, yeah.
I just have a couple things.
And then we will obviously get to some coronavirus stuff, but this is just so lighthearted.
Yeah, Biden's more entertaining.
Yeah.
Definitely.
The coronavirus stuff I have this show is depressing, so...
Right.
I just have some general kind of booby stuff that he was saying, although this popped up, and this is part of...
Because he did a number of appearances in the past couple of days, and this was part of it.
I'm sure you've heard this.
I'm going to beat Joe Biden.
And I thought that was a worthy contender for end-of-show ISO. And I thought it was...
He literally said that.
And, of course, no one bats an eye.
You know, the guy's like...
I'm going to beat Joe Biden.
All right, Joe, fine.
But...
What I wanted to play just a little bit of, the whole thing is seven minutes, and you'll get the idea, and it's actually more fun to watch the video, is what is trending on social media now.
It's titled, Black Americans Have a Message for Joe Biden.
Just to give you an idea of what kind of impact this has had on our fellow Americans.
So if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Oh, Joe Biden thinks I'm not black.
Joe Biden does not think I'm black.
Joe Biden said, if I don't vote for him, I'm not black.
Joe Biden does not think I am black.
Joe Biden doesn't think I'm black.
So I've got a message for Joe Biden who doesn't think that I'm black if I don't vote for him.
Joe Biden doesn't think I'm black because I'm not a Democrat.
But let me tell you this, Joe Biden, you cannot shame me.
That's no Democrat part.
I'm black, okay?
I don't support Joe Biden.
I support Donald J. Trump.
Thank you very much.
I am black, and I am not voting for Joe Biden.
So this goes on, as I said, for seven minutes, and it's kind of a mega-cuts.
It's bigger than a super-cuts, and it's just, it's really, like, to me, devastating, A, the impact that this had, because this has impact.
And this is a core problem with the Democrat Party and how they've treated African Americans, as I've learned from Mo, Mo Facts with Adam Curry, because I've picked up some knowledge along the way.
But the idea that you're black, you vote Democrat.
That has been the idea.
And there's a whole history as to why that is.
It kind of came about with Lyndon Johnson.
He's the one who set it up, and he's the one who talked.
There's recordings in the museum with him going on.
This will keep the black vote for the next 1,000 years.
It was the Civil Rights Act.
Yes.
And if you really want a whole history, then that show is something you can listen to from episode one.
There's not that many.
Anyway, it is incredibly insulting.
It confirms so many things that are said already.
You know, the plantation.
All of that.
It confirmed everything.
And the thing was, I don't think it was Simone, but one of his handlers was trying to get...
Almost as if they knew that, okay, his time is over.
You've got to...
No more time for the interview, Mr.
Vice President.
We've got to go.
He's like, oh, come on, man!
And then all of a sudden he spits this one out.
At the very end, the interview was over.
He was safe.
Do we have it?
Do you have it?
No, I don't have it.
Do you have it?
I want to hear it.
I have a bunch of these.
Let's start with...
By the way, I want people to know, part of the process is, since you do your clips a day earlier, when I get into the studio in the morning, and I have a whole list of stuff I want to do, I'll look at what overlap there is, and I'll pull back.
So I saw what you got.
I saw hydroxy, I saw Biden, and I'm like, groovy.
So I got other stuff, and let's roll.
Brother, let's roll.
I was just showing podcasters how to do it.
Biden on the BeFasty Club Combative.
He's combative on this show, and I thought that he was getting into arguments constantly, and this is a good example.
A lot of black voters, including myself, feel, and that's that Democrats take black voters for granted.
I want a larger share of the black vote than anybody has, including Barack.
They're the folks, as they say it my way, brung me to the dance.
That's how I got elected.
We had Hillary on a few years ago, and Ms.
Clinton said that the crime bill, we made a lot of mistakes with that, and she wanted to atone for that by becoming the next president.
She was wrong.
What happened was, it wasn't the crime bill.
It was the drug legislation.
Thank you so much.
That's really our time.
I apologize.
You can't do that to black media.
I can't do that to white media and black media because my wife has to go on at 6 o'clock.
I hadn't actually focused on what just happened there.
Charlemagne, who is basically Kamala Harris surrogate, And very well connected in upper circles.
So he says you can't do that to black media, which by itself has racial connotations.
He's kind of setting it up.
It's like, you can't do that to black media.
Then Joe comes back with something about black and white media.
I hadn't even heard that part.
I do that to white media and black media because my wife has to go on at 6 o'clock.
What does that have to do with his wife?
I don't know.
I do that to white media and black media because my wife has to go on at 6 o'clock.
Listen, you've got to come see us when you come to New York, VP Biden.
I will.
Okay.
That was the clip.
Yeah, that's one of them.
And the other one is this one.
This was Biden versus Breakfast Club, the short take.
You got more questions, but I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
It don't have nothing to do with Trump.
It has to do with the fact I want something for my community.
I would love to see you.
Take a look at my record, man.
I extended the voting racks 25 years.
I have a record that is second to none.
The NAACP has endorsed me every time I've run.
I mean, come on.
Take a look at the record.
This could have been a win moment right here.
If Joe had uttered the word tangible, of course, reparations, but he's not going to do that.
But if he had said, yeah, I'm going to do something tangible, he would have had 50% of the battle won because it's all coded words at this point.
And that's what Charlemagne was asking for.
He's like, I want something for my people.
What are you going to give me?
And Joe goes, come on, man!
Look what we gave you!
But Charlemagne...
And he starts bragging about...
Well, in another interview, Charlemagne was on another show on MSNBC, and he says, the problem was, what have you done for me lately?
Yes.
And so, and now I've got one clip here.
This is one of the...
MSNBC political analyst doing the backstory on the whole event.
And I thought this would be worth listening to.
Okay, what is this titled?
Biden Backstory.
Oh, I see it.
The backstory on this whole conversation actually goes back quite a ways into the primary in which just about every Democratic presidential hopeful appeared on this popular show, The Breakfast Club, except for Joe Biden.
And what was so interesting about that, of course, is that The African-American vote was so critical for Joe Biden.
It's really the reason he is now the apparent nominee.
And so the show had been very critical of him and pressuring him to still appear on the show.
And finally, they managed to get that together.
And during what was really a 20-minute conversation, there was some tense back and forth, really pressing Joe Biden about some of his past policy positions, like the crime bill, 1994 crime bill, of course, like on drug legalization, marijuana legalization specifically.
But even with the tough back and forth, it was that moment at the end there that was what really got Biden in trouble, just as they were wrapping things up.
And, of course, the Trump campaign jumped on that so quickly.
We did see, of course, as you mentioned, the former vice president racing this afternoon to try to clean that up.
We also saw his campaign trying to do some damage control during the day.
Let's take a listen to what Simone Sanders said on MSNBC earlier this afternoon.
The tone of the interview at the end were said in jest, but I want to be clear about what he was saying.
And what Vice President Biden was saying is he will put his record and his track record up with the African American community and in the African American community up against Donald Trump any single day, period.
Don't eat me, Bojart, and you're scary, so scary!
Exactly.
So after this, Biden does this apology, and we knew what kind of apology it was going to be.
A performative, it was going to be no apology.
Should we explain a performative just for a moment?
Well, that's where you don't really...
A good example is, well, let me tell you this.
Thank you very much.
Let me say this about that.
You just did it.
Or here's the truth about that.
Even that is a performative.
Let me tell you about that.
It's just like you're not...
Why don't you just say, this is almost one of those tricks.
I was watching a body language guy.
One of my favorite ones is a crazy-looking character who did Biden saying that he had nothing to do with Tara Reid.
The whole thing was bullcrap.
And the body language guy was finding stuff there that...
It was obvious that Biden was lying the whole time, but all the things he was doing and the way he was presenting things and the way he was denying things, everything was always just kind of almost secondhand.
This particular apology by Biden, which a lot of people played, it's hard to get the whole thing.
I found what I think is the whole thing.
A lot of them have been edited.
There's a funny thing, these guys, I think they're doing it on purpose.
Because They edit in such a way that it's obviously been edited.
Have you noticed this?
It's like you play something, but it's poorly edited, and it's almost on purpose.
Well, I think it's become a form very similar to the jump cut and flash cross that has become rampant on television.
It's a possibility that it's just style.
And this is, you know, a part of the...
So, here's the apology, and you tell me, where's the apology?
The last thing I want to do, and I shouldn't have been such a wise guy.
I shouldn't have been so cavalier in responding to what I thought was.
Anyway, it was, I don't take it for granted at all.
And no one, no one should have to vote for any party based on their race, their religion, their background.
There are African Americans who think that Trump is worth voting for.
I don't think so.
I'm prepared to put my record against his.
That was the bottom line, and it was...
It sounds like he's apologizing for responding to the comment about black media.
I think that's what the consultants wrote.
This is up there with your clip of Cuomo.
I don't know if it's as great as your clip with Cuomo not apologizing for all the dead people in the nursing homes.
It's the same idea.
No, it's not.
It's not groveling.
This really required some groveling.
And Biden, when he says, well, I was just responding to, then he cuts himself off like he does half the time because he can't finish a sentence.
But he cuts himself off, and so we don't know what he was responding to.
Now, you think he was just...
Probably responding viscerally to the comment about black media.
That's the way he's making it sound, but that's what the consultants told him to say, I guess.
I don't know.
It's piss poor he did a shitty job.
Well, worse than that, I have two more clips and I'm...
Relinquish the Biden stuff.
Unless you have anything.
He also appeared on some other shows and was on CNBC. Told you I was watching.
This is a short clip, but just listen to what he plans on doing about taxes when asked specifically.
Mr.
Vice President, I just wanted to clear up one more thing for sure.
So, you're on record, you would repeal the Trump tax cuts immediately and then raise taxes even further?
Right away, even if the economy is still in the midst of this pandemic, would you do that if elected?
I would repeal the $2 trillion tax cut for the folks who are making over a million bucks a year because it's demonstrated very little or no growth.
The corporate tax rate, I'd move back to what I had proposed at 28%.
What we had proposed at 28%.
What is he doing?
Does he know what he's talking about?
We repatriated billions, hundreds of billions of dollars.
That was the deal.
Bring it back here.
Build some stuff.
I think there's been some pressure.
Right.
That was the idea.
We don't want the corporations going overseas.
Right.
The Democrats want the corporations in China.
I guess.
I'm sure some Republicans want it too.
But it makes no sense.
Yeah.
Because that was the deal with the corporations.
You sold out to China.
But that was the deal.
Now, we have companies building chip fabs in America, Apple's building all kinds of stuff, entire spaceships.
I mean, I don't understand, Joe.
Please, please don't do that if you get elected, Joe.
I don't like that.
He's not getting elected.
Chris Knight sounds like Clooney.
Exactly.
So, Joe did a speech to the Asian America Pacific Islanders group of some sort.
It was one of these and he was just rambling.
He's low energy.
It must have been at the end of the day.
But again, here he goes.
He's being ruined.
I only have a few sub clips.
He's being ruined.
And this is actually what you're going to hear is It's not anything I did or anything anybody did.
This was actually on the feed to the Pacific Islanders, an Asian American group of people that were Democrats, I guess.
I don't know.
They're supporting him.
He's very low energy.
He's tired.
He's pooped.
But to make it worse, his tech team doesn't help much.
And this is Biden versus the phone.
Yeah.
As we speak today, more than 90,000 Americans have now lost their lives with this pandemic.
I don't know whose form that is, but the scale of the loss is staggering, and it's infuriating.
But more than that, it's heartbreaking.
To think how much fear, how much loss, how much agony could have been avoided if the president hadn't wasted so much time in taking responsibility.
I mean, if we were writing a sketch for Saturday Night Live, you could come up with this.
And it would be funny.
It'd have to happen one more time.
At one point, he says, right, the phone's ringing, he says, whose phone is that?
You can hear it.
And so he's got that going on.
And he's really, again, low energy.
So the thing continues.
He's dragging his ass through this thing.
He's on for 10 minutes or more.
And he's in that upstairs area.
There's some guy lurking in the background who's in the shot.
I saw that.
It was really weird.
His head pops around and then pops back.
Yeah, I saw that too.
It was funny.
Yeah, and then his whole body comes out later and then he's standing there and he's looking back and forth.
But meanwhile, I don't know why they're even doing this or who's micing this.
I guess they mic the audience, which is no audience, so they mic the geese.
So they have Joe talking here.
This is the second clip.
And as he's trying to make some points, a bunch of honking geese start making a racket as though they're laughing at him.
I mean, it's almost some sort of cosmic thing.
It's the damnedest thing I've ever heard.
Donald Trump has been cruelly and senselessly determined to roll back that progress.
We're going to stop him in his tracks.
Together we're going to take back the White House.
Together.
And sure that our government once again reflects the full diversity of the AAPI community and our country as a whole, including my cabinet.
We're going to build on the progress we've made to deliver for this community on health care, on climate, on building an economy that leaves no one behind.
Right now we're in the midst of a tragedy.
On so many levels.
And the pain we all know from family members and friends is so stark, so consuming.
It can be hard to see anything beyond that pain.
You know, okay, I used to have geese.
And geese, you can sum up...
I also had swans.
Swans are okay.
Geese are dicks.
And they have that honk, isn't it, mid-range, that just pierces through everything.
And it's no wonder that that's really accentuated in this...
You know, again, someone's clearly stuck a microphone into an iPhone...
And there's no mixing going on.
It's a head shaker.
This is the future, potentially future president.
No, no, no.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, why are the geese there?
Why is the door open?
I mean, what is the point of this?
They got the door open.
They got a guy lurking back there.
There's geese honking.
Why don't they rouse the geese?
There's plenty of room.
Move them.
Get them out of there.
This brings me to a clip that I put in here just for fun, in case it just fits so perfectly.
I would like you to...
Now, you remember Jill Abramson.
I think I do.
You know, obviously, I read the New York Times, like, all day long, mainly on my iPad app.
Okay, so, Jill Abrams, former editor of the New York Times, when I heard, you know, someone sent me a recording of a raven, and I just want you to listen.
And I'm in a mixed hurry.
All day long.
What's that?
Manly on my iPad app.
Could it be?
Maybe she's a raven.
Vocal fryers are actually ravens?
And they...
They fly away.
I never noticed that ravens had vocal fry, but now that I think about it, we have ravens around here.
They don't show up a lot.
We have crows mostly, and they keep the place free of ravens, but the ravens do show up, and they make a lot of weird sounds.
Of course, you're in Berkeley.
Of course you've got the ravens.
That's where the Hummers are from, man.
That is the OG Berkeley Hummer sound, so you've got ravens.
I'm just saying, when you hear a raven, careful.
Could be a vocal fryer in disguise.
Could be.
Okay, let's talk about masks for a moment.
By what?
Masks or muzzles?
Oh, masks.
Masks or muzzles.
We went out again this weekend.
Texas is now under a pretty much we're open, do your own thing.
Although technically restaurants at 50%.
Still, I think gyms, they can't go to any exercise places.
They're still kind of limited for some reason.
But everything else just feels open.
H-E-B, the major supermarket chain, Texas's own H-E-B. No mask required.
There's no Nazis at the door.
No lines.
No line.
No line.
You can come in and go out as you go.
Now, they say it's because they have everything properly ventilated, which they do, and they have a good system.
And they feel that they're comfortable and They're done.
And there are, I'd say, 60% people wearing masks outside, inside, everywhere.
And there's the other 40%.
And we're not wearing masks.
And the most noticeable thing, no one cares.
No stink eye.
No crazy looks.
Either way.
It's just whatever.
I don't care what you want to do.
Fine.
Go ahead.
We went to the mall.
The mall, when you come through one of the store entrances, and we went through Nordstrom's.
I believe that there are still malls in Texas that are operating and profitable.
Operating?
I don't know if this one is ever going to be profitable after this.
Oh, okay.
Well, then I got half of it, right?
No, it's going to be a real problem.
So Nordstrom's, big signs, requirement, all customers must wear a mask.
And so we're walking around a little bit, and it's not a pleasant shopping experience with a mask.
And then we walk out into the mall.
Boop, mask comes off.
You can walk around whatever you want.
Plenty of people without masks, with masks.
Stores, mask, no mask.
You know, you wind up looking at it like, I don't want to go in there.
They require a mask.
And you just walk on.
It wasn't super busy.
But there were people.
There was commerce.
Stores were opened.
I think we're just basically open here in Texas.
And it feels pretty good.
Are the beaches open?
Well, I have a clip.
But first, I have some news.
One of our producers, I just want to get his name right, because this came in my very own P.O. box, so you know exactly who this is.
This is...
Mark from the United States Space Force paper, lasers, pew, pew, pew.
Space Force.
You've seen his donation notes.
So he sent the keeper and I two beautiful COVID-19 antibodies positive armband.
I saw those.
I think I have an issue with them.
The color, I have an issue with them.
The mistake was made.
I have an issue with the color.
Exactly.
It's the wrong color.
It should be green.
This is more like a stop.
It should be green.
Exactly.
Oh, no, I know.
I know.
This is why we discuss these things on the show.
It's very important.
Well, I don't think we needed to in this case, because we both saw the same thing.
Yeah.
I also received from Philip Carr...
Who is a very interesting fellow who sent me a long, beautiful note.
Philip is a certified financial professional, you know, like Horowitz, so he can take your money and invest it and give more back to you.
That's how it always works.
But in his spare time, he makes holsters.
And since I was going to open carry with our masks here, it's like, oh, I'll wear a mask when I'm going to open carry.
He made a beautiful hand-tooled holster for my Bursa Thunder 380.
So I can't wait to have a full-on shot with my cowboy boots, with my COVID band, with my holster, and I'm good to go.
And my No Agenda mask.
Now, what more can you want?
This is definitely Texas where things are good and we're open.
And I have a clip.
After several weeks of being stuck inside, thousands have flocked here to Bolivar Peninsula to make the most of their time while out.
I've been in quarantine and, like, I need to get out and party!
Woo!
Go Topless Jeep Weekend.
What's better than beach and a few drinks and jeeps?
Man, getting better than that.
In full swing at beaches on Bolivar Peninsula.
Woo!
This event comes at a time where beaches across the state are reopening following the coronavirus pandemic.
And beachgoers like Chelsea Collier are still taking precautions to stay safe.
Wash them hands for 20 seconds and keep them clean with their germ eggs.
Totally.
Come down and have a good time.
You have a good time, there's no issues.
But when you start acting silly...
Like the sheriff said on the previous interview, we've got a jail that's got a whole lot of empty holes.
The sheriff's office have made at least 63 arrests so far in connection to Jeep Weekend.
As for the enforcement of social distancing, they say it's challenging to enforce.
I mean, you can't.
It's just, it's not...
It's impossible to do that on this beach with the amount of people that we have here.
It's just, we can't do that.
The additional presence of law enforcement has been a welcoming sight for beachgoers, given the history of this event.
So, we're open in that regard.
That's Galveston, Texas.
They're a little crazy over there.
But it does give us another two possible end-of-show ISOs.
We're in quarantine, and I need to get out and party!
Woo!
And she looks just like she sounds.
And then there's this one.
Wash some hands for 20 seconds!
Those are both good.
Let me give you mine.
I only have one.
Isn't that the one?
Okay.
This is the Biden one.
Go.
Okay.
You ain't black.
It's strong.
It's very strong.
I think it'll be a decent ender.
It's a little traumatizing.
Well, the last show, if you recall, the last show, we went through a rigmarole with all these different isos, and then you picked some old evergreen.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know why that was.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
There was a reason for it, but I've forgotten.
Anyway, this is Memorial Day weekend in the United States where we honor the fallen soldiers of all of our wars who have died to protect your freedom.
And mine.
And so we need to go out and we need to celebrate.
You heard how they're doing it in Texas.
Colonel, Ambassador, Dr.
Colonel, no, General Burks, the scarf lady, who I've totally fallen out of love with, she had something to say about how to do it.
And listen, children, listen to Dr.
Burks.
But it's also why we continue to recommend to the public very clearly that you can't tell who's infected.
And so that's why you have to continue to social distance.
There's a lot of healthy people out there with COVID that look healthy.
And so we're asking...
So be afraid!
...continuously for you all to be outside, to enjoy your Memorial Day weekend, to play golf, to hike, as Dr.
Fauci said, to play tennis with Mark Balls, and to be out with your families that you have...
I think that that was a psychological trick that she did.
This is a throwback or a callback to the tennis balls that need to be marked that was funny.
I think it was a very enlightening moment for everybody.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, she said, play tennis with marked balls.
Yeah, but there's no reason.
Of all the things she could say...
Yeah, I agree.
There's no reason to say it.
Just say, play tennis.
Yeah.
But I think this is like a psychological trick to get you lighten up or loosen up to what she's saying.
Okay.
To play golf, to hike, as Dr.
Dr. Fauci said, to play tennis with markballs and to be out with your families that you have been in the household with and to even consider sharing social distance space as long as you have utensils that belong to individuals and that maybe can be thrown out immediately. to play tennis with markballs and to be out with There's a lot of things to think through.
I know you can do this.
I know the American people can do it.
And so please, as you go out this weekend, understand you can go out.
You can be outside.
You can play golf.
You can play tennis with markballs.
Again, you know what?
It's a sexual thing with her.
She wants to be the sexy, ha ha ha, but it was the New York woman.
This is the New York woman where this comes from.
Every player, unless they're from the same household, has to bring their own tennis balls so that you don't touch other people's tennis balls with your hands.
You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them.
So, you know, that was a funny moment.
And she's trying to capitalize on it.
Like, oh, look at me.
I'm also cute.
I can't help but feel that.
It's disturbing, woman.
People can do it.
And so, please, as you go out this weekend, understand you can go out.
You can be outside.
You can play golf.
You can play tennis with Mark Balls.
You can go to the beaches if you stay six feet apart, but remember that that is your space, and that's the space that you need to protect and ensure that you're social distanced for others.
Thank you.
So this was guidance that was very cavalier.
Well, it was very cavalier, but there was something in there that I thought was weird.
She says you can use these utensils as long as you destroy them immediately.
And she didn't even consider the idea of taking the utensils and putting them in a dishwasher.
I'm with my family in a picnic bench, and I got a bunch...
Why do I need plastic forks?
Why do I need plastic forks?
That's my family.
I eat with the utensils in the house.
Why do I need some special utensil when I'm in the park?
I will get to that.
It just makes no sense.
Exactly.
But a lot of it doesn't make sense.
And then we had, just before the weekend, another twist.
Now remember that most of the country is still in some form of lockdown, and people definitely are not as into it and out of The way we are here, and we have a little bit of a head start, of course, Florida and Georgia, but you don't hear about that.
You're not going to see any of that.
We have to see suppressed people and don't sit on the beach and all that.
Now, here's Fauci.
We were supposed to stay home, first it was flatten the curve for the hospitals, for the system.
Then we have to...
We have to lower the case rate, the death rate, but yet we're testing, so there's more cases.
And then he comes out with this.
Well, A, I have no disagreement.
We must protect the most vulnerable.
And B, yes, depending upon the dynamics of the infection in the particular state, city, region, county that you're in, We certainly want to, in a cautious way, reopening.
We can't stay locked down for such a considerable period of time that you might do irreparable damage and have unintended consequences, including consequences for health.
And it's for that reason why the guidelines are being put forth so that the states and the cities can start to reenter and reopen.
So we are enthusiastic about reopening.
And I think we can do it in a pace that would be reasonable and that would get us back as a society.
As well as the economy.
I don't want people to think that any of us feel that staying locked down for a prolonged period of time is the way to go.
We had to do that.
That was exactly the way to go.
That was exactly what we were supposed to do.
Until the end of summer.
July!
June!
That's exactly what we were told.
The explosion of cases, but now is the time, depending upon where you are and what your situation is.
Now notice this, but notice this.
There's not one single mention of curve, models, infection rate, case rate, death rate.
Recovery rate, antibody test, nothing.
Just...
It's probably not a good idea to do this.
This is not scientific.
This is not a man of medicine speaking.
This is a dipshit who doesn't know what he's talking about.
It's so bad that Governor Cuomo is using this to his advantage to, of course, deflect from his culpability in...
Sadly, having 1,000, 6,000, 7,000 elderly New Yorkers being infected and subsequently dying.
So he gets to say stuff like this, and he's right!
We've been on pause for too long.
The economy is slow.
I don't have a paycheck.
I have to get out of the house.
We're all about energy and aggressiveness in New York.
The caution flag is they keep changing the facts on us.
We make a decision based on facts.
But then the facts change, and you revisit the same decision with a different set of facts, and it's different.
Well, if you get this disease, you have antibodies, and then you're immune.
Okay, so let's plan that all the people who test positive for antibodies, they can be the workforce that goes back safely because they can't get infected again.
They can't get reinfected.
That was the fact they gave us.
So we test.
Antibody tests came up.
That's why there was such a demand.
We do the antibody test.
You're positive for antibodies.
You're cleared to go back to work.
Okay.
Hold on.
We're not sure about that anymore.
What do you mean?
You said if they had the antibodies, they were immune.
Yeah, but now we're not so sure.
Okay.
New set of facts.
Children are not affected.
Okay, let's see what we do about camps.
Let's see what we do about school.
Hold on.
Children may be affected.
This inflammatory syndrome is more frightening than COVID respiratory illness in some ways.
Yeah, I don't think he even has that right.
But you see what's happening is he gets to push back and say, and it's true, because this is what's happened consistently every single day.
Fact has been changed, has been moved, and if anything comes out of this, people will have, I hope, lost some faith in this science and medicine and shut up and let the professionals do it because they didn't know.
The unintended consequence...
Well, I actually have a sad...
These are the technocrats at the top.
And it's a different, you know, there was science, science, science, science, science, science, you know, I have to always throw this one little tidbit in there, you Science, science, science.
You're science nuts.
Discuss some safe nuclear energy and the science.
Oh, no, we can't do that.
I mean, how are you going to be all science, science, science, and then when you bring up something like that, I hate it.
I can't.
It's dangerous.
I mean, there's no science in any of this.
This is all bogus, technocratic malarkey.
There's no science here.
It's all guesswork.
Shut up already!
It's science!
And you said, I want you to know, you did say malarkey.
Here's a sad...
I forgot the word malarkey.
I've used it before.
Here's a sad tale.
Every year, my mom's birthday, May 21st, dear Aunt Meg, who of course is married and still happily married and together with Uncle Don, they're now in their 90s, they've been holed up in their house for three months because they actually are the people who need to be protected.
She always sends an email, and she always talks about the yellow rose, which was my mom's favorite.
She sent it to myself and my sister.
It's beautiful, and it's so nice that she remembers.
She and my mom were close.
And so this year she sends a note, and at the end, she says, We are so ready to bust out of here, but we're doing well.
Thank God we have Governor Cuomo.
He's our guiding light, and we can't wait to dump Trump.
And I thought, it is exactly these daily chats that he's doing that are very effective.
Because what else are people going to do who are locked up?
They're sitting there going, okay.
And he has bells and whistles, and then even his brother calling in.
I'm sure it's some version of entertainment.
And he took it to an extreme with the mask competition.
Because, yeah, we...
We know that we're not going to stop people from leaving their homes and going back and getting business started.
The genie's out of the bottle.
But we need to have that final bit of control.
And it is the mask culture, the muzzle or mask, whatever you want to call it.
And he did a whole campaign, a user-generated campaign.
May 5th, we announced a wear a mask in public campaign and we asked people to submit videos and we would pick the winner by vote of the people and the winner would become a public service announcement.
We had over 600 submissions Isn't that amazing?
The competition is still open, and we're going to show you now five of the runner-ups.
United we stand, and divided we fall.
We mask up not just to obey the law, but to obey the laws of nature.
We hope for immunity in our community.
We pray for normality in this calamity.
We want hope.
I mask up not because I fear getting sick, but because I fear getting you sick.
I mask up because days, weeks or months of hot breath and acne bumps is better than knowing my wife will soon have to raise a fatherless son.
Mask up.
Now that's the public making that.
That's the public.
Max up.
Mask up.
And I've noticed something, and this was very apparent at the mall where there's a lot of medium to sub-high fashion.
There is a model of mask which almost looks like the lower half of a football helmet, an enclosed football helmet that has a chin guard.
And it goes, it has a pointy, the two sides meet in the middle in a seam that's in the front.
And what it effectively does is it sits away from your nose and from your mouth.
And it's not really an effective mask because stuff can get in through the top.
There's no pinch at the top.
And it's a fashion item.
The market is being flooded with these, and this is what you're going to see in the Gucci models.
Obviously, we saw this coming, but it's really going to be Something that will be with us for a long time.
People are going to have masks.
It will be a fashion accessory.
I don't know if you saw Alyssa Milano.
This was pretty funny.
It was Friday or Saturday.
She posted a picture of herself and her family.
Everybody got a mask up.
Look at all our different masks.
John, she's wearing a knitted mask.
Yeah, this is typical.
A knitted mask.
Yeah, why don't you just wear pantyhose?
Now, this goes along with, and luckily we have some documentation to back this up, with the control that governments are trying to enforce upon people in this situation.
What is leaked out in the UK is a document from SAGE, the SAGE, that was their advisory board.
Neil Ferguson was on this.
These are the guys that advised...
Well, first to maybe go for herd immunity, then, oh no, we changed the model, we got all locked down.
So this is an advisory group to the government, and one of the documents, which will be in the show notes, nashownotes.com, is from March 22nd, Options for Increasing Adherence to Social Distancing Measures.
And they have a matrix, it's only an eight-page document, but they have a matrix that At the bottom, and I'll just go through that quickly first.
So they have all these different things and different steps you need to do.
So I'll start at one.
Provide clear, precise, credible guidance about specific behaviors.
This is to get people to lockdown.
Two, use media to increase sense of personal threat.
Note the words.
Use media to increase sense of personal threat.
Use media to increase sense of responsibility to others.
Use media to promote positive messaging around actions.
Tailor messaging.
Use and promote social approval for desired behaviors.
I'll read that one again.
Use and promote social approval for desired behaviors.
Doesn't mean they're right.
Consider enacting legislation to compel required behaviors.
Consider use of social disapproval for failure to comply.
Stink guy.
Develop and mobilize adequately resources, community, and infrastructure, and provide financial material resources to mitigate effects.
Now, let's go to some of the specifics, because I'm just going to pick out a line or two that are highlighted in this document.
This is all the guidance.
Okay.
Guidance now needs to be reformulated to be behaviorally specific.
Who needs to do what precisely and why?
And here we go.
Who is the author of this thing?
Bernays?
It's out of the handbook, man.
It's 101.
Let me see if there's a thing at the bottom.
What do they say?
There's a lot of different credit references.
This is a sinister document you're reading.
Yeah.
It's disgusting that it's in the public domain.
You think they could keep it a secret, but these guys are so full of themselves, they don't see any reason to.
Nah, let's put it out there.
Let's manipulate the public and tell them how we're going to do it.
It's like the old Green Bay Packers.
Just tell them what you're going to do and do it.
Messaging needs to emphasize and explain the duty to protect others.
Messaging about actions need to be framed positively in terms of protecting oneself and the community and increase confidence that they will be effective.
Incentivism.
Communication strategies should provide social approval for desired behaviors and promote social approval within the community.
Now we have...
I'm going to skip ahead a little bit to the fun stuff.
Enablement.
Wait, I had the compliance.
Coercion.
Coercion comes with legislation.
I guess that's the last part.
Incentivization.
I mean, have a look through it.
They're not bashful at all about how they're going to use media and messaging to make you comply.
And part of that...
To comply to what?
To stay home and do as the government tells you and listen to the drone.
What's the point of it?
Well, the point, what they thought the point was, was to save everybody's life.
Remember I told you about...
Well, that's what it's starting to look like, yes.
Do you remember, I told you about Maurice the dog, Maurice de Hont, he's a very famous statistician in the Netherlands who's been completely marginalized.
Yes, you have actually given us a little lecture about this guy.
And he has been marginalized, he's been kicked to the curb.
So I sent him a note, I said, Maurice, I gotta talk to you, especially about the marginalization.
He's like, within two seconds.
I'm on.
We'll do it Tuesday.
I also have sensational new material.
So that could be thousands of sealed indictments.
I don't know, but I'm very excited to talk to the dog.
He works with my dad.
The guy's been around.
He's quite famous.
He's worked for big corporations doing stuff, but always does the political analysis.
So it's pretty funny.
Interestingly, public health officials in Ohio, just talking about masks and coercion, came out and they said, hey, could anyone who's black avoid gang symbolism on your face mask?
I guess they had to apologize for that.
And then I thought, wow, our no agenda masks are kind of...
Kind of gang-ish looking, in a way.
Oh, yeah.
But then the unintended consequences.
And this is what I think people will...
I believe that worldwide people are going to say, hold on a second.
No one told us...
You know, like the AA. Well, churches are closed.
There's no AA. Now, in San Francisco, in California, suicides are outnumbering coronavirus deaths.
Yeah.
Sex workers are in big trouble, which you can imagine.
Hertz, a car leasing company, rental company, declaring bankruptcy.
I don't know if it's just protection or bankruptcy.
It's protection.
It's protection, right.
And the big one is liability tort insurance.
And this is going through Congress right now.
Every sneeze, every cough, everything has a lawyer attached to it now.
And there's hundreds of lawsuits for mistakes governments have made, corporations have made, and you cannot get business insurance.
And so the insurance company is trying to get a bill passed through Congress that gives them six to eight months of, or it gives business owners six to eight months of complete immunity from liability tort cases.
And this is a real problem in America, because our system runs on drugs and lawsuits, as far as I'm concerned.
And banks.
And banks.
Which is drugs.
Which is also insurance companies, which is also healthcare.
There you go.
And the worst part, for some, I would say, is unintended consequence number one.
1,797,910 firearms were sold in April alone in the United States.
So I think that kind of says we are interested in our own interests, and we're going to probably step up a little bit if we feel it's necessary, and I think people are hearing it.
This is a lot of studies.
After this is said and done, and it turns out this thing was created in a lab, And the whole thing was like suppressed and the information was bad and it's going to be studied to death.
This is going to be one of the biggest moments in history studied to death by contemporaries, mostly sociologists, in the next 50 years.
It's going to be studied to death.
And all the one world government people are going to be beside themselves because none of this went quite as planned.
I'd like to talk briefly about vaccines.
Not too long, because there's all kinds of stuff going on, all kinds of trials, all kinds of things happening.
But the number one thing that we need to stop in its tracks right now is this idea that Bill Gates is at the CIA presenting some vaccine.
Yes, which clip is it?
This is a clip.
I've met Bill Gates once briefly.
You knew him.
You hung out with him.
You guys banged hookers.
All kinds of stuff.
You've got great stories.
We did hang out.
I didn't hang out, but I was at a World Series game with him.
I've known him since about 1982.
I've talked to him about different things.
He's not the friendliest guy in the world, but he's not But I know him.
And if I saw him, he'd say, what's Dvorak doing here?
I mean, that's the kind of thing.
I mean, literally, the oddest people.
Look at it.
John McAfee is like, of course I know Dvorak.
You have friends in low places.
I do.
Very impressive.
President company accepted.
Very impressive.
Bill Gates in the CIA clip is the clip.
And this is supposedly in 2005 presentation.
That Bill did to the CIA about a vaccine that would kill a gene in people.
There's a thing called the God Gene.
I think we may have talked about it some time ago.
A long time ago, yeah.
And the God Gene is apparently people who have this gene tend to be very religious and sometimes fanatical.
So let me complete.
So over here we have individuals who are not particularly fundamentalist, not particularly religious, and you can see there's a much reduced expression of this particular gene, the VMAT2 gene.
Another evidence that supports our hypothesis for the development of this approach.
What you're suggesting here is that by spreading this virus, we're going to eliminate individuals from going on a bombast and going into a market and blowing up the market.
So our hypothesis is that these are fanatical people, that they have overexpression of the VMAT2 gene, and that by vaccinating them against this, we'll eliminate this behavior.
So we have some very, very remarkable data in this next slide.
Here we have two brain scans.
These are fMRIs.
These are two different individuals with different levels of expression of VMAT2. On top is an individual who's a religious fanatic, an individual, and we've repeated this numerous times, that has high levels of VMAT2. Now, This individual down here who had low levels of the VMAT2 gene, this individual would self-describe as not particularly religious.
In each case, these individuals were read a religious text.
This individual lit up the right middle frontal gyrus shown here and that's a part of the brain that's associated with theory of mind.
It's a part of the brain that has to do with intents and beliefs and desires.
In contrast, in marked contrast, here's an individual who would not Particularly self-described as religious.
The thing is, this clip was doing the rounds several years ago.
It was not associated with Bill Gates at the time.
It was just, oh, CIA is planning on doing this.
It's an interesting observation, virality of bull crap.
Oh, yeah.
Now, the thing, of course, immediately came to me.
It was, this isn't Bill Gates.
I know Bill enough.
I mean, I knew him in the early years, and then I've kind of known him through the heyday of Windows 95, that period, and that's when I would be talking to him.
He was a little more open than it.
I think he had a couple of threats to his life.
He started getting security.
I started seeing him less and less.
I saw him in a – one of the last times he was sitting in first class in some airplane, and I called him out on it because he's always talking about it.
Yeah, he used to be the Mr.
Coach.
Yeah, but he said to me that, well, they won't let him sit in coach.
He buys coach tickets.
Security risk.
And so they put him in first class.
But then I kind of lost touch with him probably over, I would say, the last 10 years.
But I've seen him on TV and I've seen him in these presentations.
And what I can say for a fact is that his voice hasn't changed.
It's the same voice he had in 1982.
And he pauses a certain way.
He says, um, a certain way.
It's a little drawn out.
And he never up-talks.
This guy's up-talking.
At the end, he goes, theory of mind?
He up talks that.
He up talks a bunch of stuff.
This isn't even close to Bill's voice.
There's a little bit at the very beginning where you can almost hear Bill, but the rest of it's nonsense.
So this is not Bill Gates.
You can slow it down, speed it up, do anything you want to it.
This is bull crap.
And it's going around and everyone's, oh, look at this, look at this.
This is useless.
This is bad.
This is not the kind of thing we want floating around because it's disinformation.
It ruins any solid argument.
It makes everyone look like a conspiracy nut.
It's a negative thing, and it came out of QAnon or some other horse shit that should be avoided.
Nice rant, my friend.
Nice one.
Well, I'll pick the ball up from there.
This is Bill Gates.
And we're taking things that are, you know, genetically modified organisms and we're injecting them in little kids' arms.
We just shoot them right into the vein.
Sounds like Bill, doesn't it?
And they got that little laugh in there.
Shoot it into their vein!
Now...
Important, because there is a disagreement in the constitutional law arena, and we have a knock-down, drag-out fight between, on one hand, in the blue corner, we have, it's a little purple, we have Alan Dershowitz, constitutional scholar, who claims that the forced vaccination by the state onto human resources and citizens of the United States is constitutionally legal.
Constitutionally legal, and here is what he says about that.
The Supreme Court has said yes, and if the case came to the Supreme Court today, they would say yes.
It would either be 9-0 or 8-1.
It is not a debatable issue constitutionally.
Look, they have a right to draft you and put your life in danger to help the country.
The police power of the state is very considerable, but let's distinguish between the constitutional issue on the one hand, which is settled, And the moral issue on the other hand, I think one can make a plausible argument that nobody should be required to be subject to a dangerous vaccination to help other people.
That's a plausible argument.
And I think we should continue to debate that.
I wouldn't require people to take the vaccine unless it was proved very, very safe.
Now, any injection can cause, obviously, infected at the site.
Any pill can cause a problem.
But in general, if the vaccine is deemed extremely safe, then the state does have a right to tell you to take it.
Because remember, vaccines work.
Now, I've left that little bit in on purpose because I feel that our good professor, Dershowitz, first of all, is arguably on the wrong side of the law.
But also, he seems to kind of like immediately go from a constitutional argument, which he didn't really argue, just it's clear the court decided on.
It would be a nine vote.
It'd be straight up and down.
Not going to happen.
Into vaccines work.
Listen again.
Any pill can cause a problem.
But in general, if the vaccine is being extremely safe, then the state does have a right to tell you to take it.
Because remember, vaccines work.
This has been taken to task by our very own constitutional law professor, Professor Jones.
And Professor Jones has written quite the screed, which you'll find in the show notes.
He wrote it up specifically for this program.
But I can paraphrase it quite quickly.
The case law, and by the way, our professor, as he states in this document, is a constitutional scholar, has taught constitutional law as a professor, and has read almost every single case law on this very topic.
I didn't know this about him.
He's been a producer of the show for a long time.
I think he may live in Asia.
And he says the particular case law that this is about is very famous.
It's Jacobson versus the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
And this is around 1903, I believe.
It was very early on.
Smallpox vaccine.
He and his son were both vaccinated, which is interesting because you'd think that this was someone trying to refuse a vaccination, but it wasn't.
They were both vaccinated and they both got sick.
And so when it was time to revaccinate, they even had it back then, he said, no, we don't want to do that because we got sick from it.
And what sparked this case is they said to him, well, you have to take the vaccine, but to his underage son, you don't have to.
So there was a split there.
How come, what is the difference in age that he doesn't have to have this forced vaccine and the other guy does?
And so what it all boiled down to is the actual conclusion, the actual, what's the term I'm looking for?
The outcome of the case was not that the state has the outright, the right to force vaccinate the citizens.
It was about the penalty if you refused.
And so I read from the actual case.
This is from 1903.
Quote, If a person should deem it important that vaccination should not be performed in his case, and the authorities should think otherwise, it is not in their power to vaccinate him by force.
And the worst that could happen to him under the statute would be the payment of the penalty of $5.
That is actually what came out of the case.
But Dershowitz is...
Making it sound like, oh, well, it was, you know, this whole problem with that case, it was upheld by the Supreme Court.
Yeah.
But this is the Supreme Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts who made this decision so he didn't have to be vaccinated, had to pay $5, and all the Supreme Court did was say, yeah, we uphold it.
And throughout 100 years now, more than 100 years, Alan Dershowitz, the constitutional law professor that I trust...
Harvard.
As I think on the wrong side of this.
And I encourage everybody to go read what our professor said.
It's a beautiful document and he has everything you'd expect from a full-on analysis.
Leads me into...
Sorry.
I was going to say it should be up on Cosmic Weenie.
Oh, I'll send it to you.
We definitely need it there.
That's a hot spot for good docs.
Oh, yeah.
It's a buzz.
All the kids are talking about it.
Hey, man, you doing a paper?
Go to Cosmic Weenie.
Some good shit there.
Just use a curl and download everything.
So, obviously, this is all a scam.
There's so much nastiness going on.
What's Dershowitz up to?
I don't know, but I think he's in bed with him, and he is not to be 100% trusted at this, because this is not a cavalier issue.
He's really dismissed this from the get-go.
This is the second time I've heard him, like, it's been decided to shut up already.
You can do whatever you want, as long as it's a safe vaccine.
That's not what the law says.
Very disappointing.
If you want to know how these things work with forced vaccinations, let's take one particular case.
In one minute and 30 seconds...
Of course, it's Robert Kennedy Jr., and it's never good audio with him.
It's good audio, but his throat is tough.
But it's worth listening to.
He's going to explain how forced vaccinations work and why, in this case, the hepatitis B vaccination, which every child in the United States receives at birth, how that came to be a mandatory vaccine for children in the United States, and I'm sure it's similar in other countries.
Hepatitis vaccine was a vaccine that was designed.
Hepatitis B really only infected three groups, which were promiscuous male homosexuals, intervenous drug users who shared needles, and prostitutes who engage in unprotected sex.
The vaccine was designed for those groups because they were getting hurt by hepatitis B.
When Merck created the vaccine, it turned out it couldn't sell any because those particular groups had no interest in buying the vaccine.
And so Merck went back to CDC and said, listen, we made this factory and we're not making any money on this vaccine.
You need to do something to help us.
So CDC said, no problem.
We were just mandated for babies.
But a normal child whose mother is not infected has zero risk and will not have a risk at least until they're mid-teens or late teens.
And yet, we give that to every baby the day they're born.
The vaccine only lasts for two years.
So that baby has to be then injected again when they're two years old.
Well, between the day they're born and the day they're two years old, there is zero chance that they are going to engage in homosexual sex or be involved with a prostitute or shoot drugs and share needles.
And so all this is the only reason for that vaccine is a financial benefit that Merck and now Glaxo get from having it mandated to children.
It's disgusting.
And they tried to pull the same thing with Garduzil.
It was the same idea.
You need this, young child, baby, baby boy, for genital warts.
Baby boy, you need this.
It's disgusting.
And how many schools have not mandated it?
And the parents buy into it, and if you're against it, you're an anti-vaxxer.
Well, that leads me to the last series, then.
I can roll these out.
We have a new doctor who's making some noise.
This guy's very well-spoken.
He is from California.
This was on another local station out in...
Not sure where in California.
Orange County.
His name is Dr.
Jeff Bark.
And...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this thing's going around.
I'll tell you before you play it.
I had this clip...
What bothers me, I like his message.
I think he's right on the money.
He gave a long spiel, and it was done on kind of a video podcast.
What bothers me, he's got two little emblems on his jacket, on his collar.
One of them is the American flag, and that's on the, looking at him, it's on the right.
And on the left is a don't tread on me flag.
Yeah.
I have one of those on my new holster.
Do you?
Yes.
It's beautiful.
Wait until you see it.
It's fantastic.
So that immediately, I mean, I don't like this sort of, that's a type of virtue signaling on the right, I don't like.
Yes.
Well, in fact, I was going to play it with that in mind and pre-announcing.
I have three short, you know, like, minute 15 clips from him.
What he's saying is correct, but he actually says, well, it's too bad this is being politicized, but he's obviously politicizing it himself.
And that's an overall issue, but...
I just pulled a couple things I thought were interesting as he identifies first and complains about the incredible pushback that medical doctors and professionals have received from the mainstream over alternatives to lockdown or even discussing it in general.
And we have examples where that actually didn't happen when you look at Sweden, when you look at South Korea, when you look at Thailand and other countries where they didn't have the draconian lockdowns like we have here.
So it's possible that there would be more people killed as a result of this virus.
But it's also possible that we would have reached herd immunity quicker and we'd see this virus now quieting down like we've seen with other respiratory viruses in the past.
And there are some prominent epidemiologists and virologists that have put this message forward.
But what happens?
They're banned on YouTube.
Facebook blocks them.
The mainstream narrative, the mainstream media never gives them any airtime except to criticize them.
Here's Dr.
So-and-so who says the following.
Then they have their own expert that says, no way, they're fraud.
And by the way, did you know that they got a speeding ticket a few months ago or something of that sort?
So there's this narrative that's going forward, and I'm not sure why.
I don't want to believe malintent from a motive standpoint, but it's hard not to believe.
Say what?
I believe malintent.
Yeah?
No problem with it.
Oh yeah, he'll bring that up.
I'm not sure why.
I don't want to believe malintent.
I think the reason he's saying this is because he's very political, and you've just got to read his thought bubble.
I think this is malintent.
I think that's what he's saying, really.
I mean, it's like...
Come on, we know how this goes, and especially with the don't tread on me, so we know his position already.
From a motive standpoint, but it's hard not to believe that some on the left and the mainstream media really hope that we can continue this on long enough to unelect our president.
And I'm sorry to say that, but I think there's some truth to that.
I don't want to believe that politicians and decision makers have that perspective, but I think some of them lean in that direction where they're not entirely disappointed that this mainstream scare is going on to the extent that it hurts President Trump.
I think he's absolutely correct.
But let's get down to the basics and not the political part.
The coding of COVID-19 death.
This is a big issue.
Even with the New York Times, they had the 100,000 death faces, the names, 100,000 names of which already one has been identified as a gunshot victim.
Actually, just recently, there's an article I just ran on the Pacific Northwest.
I think I may have posted it on Twitter.
Where it looks like two or three gunshot victims have been credited to this COVID. Yes.
That's possible.
This is what I hope comes out of this, is that the public at large...
Stops believing, stops believing in the bullcrap and starts doing their own work.
We have enough connectivity.
You can believe who you want to.
There's a lot of documentation.
By the way, Trump is not absolved of any hanky-panky with the vaccine and pharmaceutical business.
Here's one I found.
Remember when he fired Bright?
The pharma shill who'd been in and out.
Rick Bright is his name?
Yeah, Bright.
Yeah, Dr.
Rick.
I think it is Rick Bright.
Yeah, so it's PharmaShill.
He's been in and out of government and vaccine business for the 20 years, three years in, three years out, doing his business.
So Trump, somehow, he gets demoted, pushed away, and then Trump brings in Dr.
Slaoui, S-A-L-O-U-I, along with a general, and they're going to be running Operation Warp Speed now.
So there's about a hundred vaccines now in development, a hundred different companies.
Well, Dr.
Slaoui is a former member of the board of directors of Moderna, Inc., The number one vaccine contender.
So it's all shills everywhere.
And the thing is about the vaccine, it's not that they're going to even develop a vaccine.
It's the money.
Yep.
It's just the money.
They don't even care if there's a vaccine.
As long as everybody's afraid and nobody blinks an eye when they start throwing tons of money at vaccine development.
Uh...
So the problem we've seen over and over is we have no reliable data, therefore the models are no good.
We have just numbers of people who are dying.
Did they die?
Did they not die?
There's another great document in the show notes, the CDC numbers.
It's just good to look at them, comparing 2018-19 to 2019-2020 season.
Actually, we had, I think, 4,000 less deaths overall in 29.
Look at the chart, and I'm confused now.
Anyway, that's the point.
Who's dead?
What were they coded as?
Who is infected?
Please tell me what's happening, Dr. Bark.
I've heard that some doctors are over-attributing COVID-19 as the cause of death with a lot of their patients.
Are doctors motivated to get as many COVID-19 patients as possible so they can receive federal funds?
So I don't want to say they're motivated to, but there are incentives in place, and the incentives are based on good motives, meaning that if a hospital system is overwhelmed because we're treating patients with this virus, then we're going to reimburse them at a higher rate.
to make up for some of the work and difficulty and trauma that they've been experiencing by taking care of these patients.
So there are mechanisms in place to reimburse hospitals, but the only way they can track that is by tracking the number of COVID-19 patients and the number of deaths that are associated with COVID-19 patients.
So what we do see is happening is patients that die but without a laboratory diagnosis They're getting coded COVID-19 and there's this natural human tendency to lean in the direction of something that is economically benefiting their health care system.
When I code on our electronic medical record systems, there are coding for COVID-19 and the The organizations that provide these codings, you know, let us know what the cost and benefit is for making these codes.
So I don't want to say there's dishonest doctors out there that are doing this purposely.
I will.
I'm sure there's some of that.
But there's this natural tendency to lean in the direction and code in a way that will ensure higher reimbursements for a healthcare system that's overwhelmed.
And you heard it right there at the beginning.
He says, we get reimbursed.
It's a different reimbursement.
And it's administrators.
I don't know if only the doctors are doing this or whatever it is, but it's clear that the data is not clean, which is another reason I'm excited about talking to the dog on Tuesday.
Two more clips.
I'm going to lead you right into your hydroxy series.
It's going to be beautiful.
The testing.
There's an issue with the PCR tests and the standards that are set that could be producing very high false positives.
Which, again, screws up all the data.
It means we have nothing, we know nothing, and it seems to be another one of those, let's really try and do it right, everybody, which backfires.
This is David Crowe.
He's an investigative journalist.
He is going to briefly explain the problem with the PCR testing process and effectiveness.
Very simply, the process is, did you have RNA in, say, a nasal swab?
So you first need to extract the RNA, get rid of the DNA, which interferes with the test, get rid of various enzymes and things that can affect later processes.
That is not a perfect process.
So the amount of RNA you get at step one will vary depending on which lab you do it in.
The second stage is that PCR only works on DNA, not RNA.
So you have to convert the RNA into DNA using an enzyme called reverse transcriptase.
And the efficiency of that, according to Bustin, varies by a factor of about 10.
So what that means is the amount of DNA you end up with at the end of the second process can be quite different.
by probably more than a factor of 10 between different labs.
The way you tell if somebody is or the way you say somebody is positive or negative is by running cycles of PCR and at each cycle of PCR you double the amount of material.
37 cycles and we haven't found any material, you're negative.
The choice of cycle numbers in tests that are approved by the FDA varies from 30 to 45.
The second point is if you push the test too hard, you can get false positives.
Stephen Bustin recommended no more than 35 cycles, and the 33 tests approved by the FDA go from 30 to 45, and only three of them have less than 35 cycles.
So what they are doing is they're pushing the envelope because they don't want to miss somebody who's infected, but the consequence of that is they could be generating a massive number of false positives, and they could have generated an entire epidemic By a massive number of false positives.
And if somebody tests positive on this test, there's no way to determine whether it's a true or false positive.
The whole thing is a mess, John.
It's a mess.
And we've been taught, trust the science.
The science is in.
Shut up already.
It's evidence-based, fact-based.
Bullcrap.
It's just not true.
You don't have all the...
It is okay.
This has been proven out by the whole global warming scam.
They won't listen to anybody else.
They closed the door on discussion.
97% of all scientists, they say, they lie about it, and it's all about the money.
Do you remember when, it was only a week ago, China's going to test all 11 million people in Wuhan in 10 days!
We got our producer boots on the ground in Wuhan.
He checked in a week ago.
The reality of testing has changed.
They are not testing all of Wuhan.
We no longer need to be tested because we were tested in March.
My co-workers are also exempted since they were tested last month.
I have no idea how many were tested since it's no longer reported on the Chinese news television, the CNA. I work all over Wuhan and no longer see the big testing stations.
Wuhan is 3,280 square miles, so maybe they move to another section of Wuhan that I don't see, but this testing is over.
They're lying.
They're all full of crap.
They're not testing.
They're not testing 10 million people or 11 million people in 10 days.
Bull crap.
Now, taking you into the hydroxy...
Liars.
Liars.
I'll take you into the hydroxy.
This is the final one.
And I thought it was quite...
It's brilliant that you came up with the concept that this virus had a back door, and the back door is hydroxychloroquine, or that's the key, and then you insert the zinc, and then you effectively neutralize it, and that somehow could have been known, at least to the president, since he was so early with this.
Yeah, I think he was read in on something.
Something, somehow, somewhere, and here's the final clip for me.
Dr.
Bark, again, the politicization of it, but it's a good clip from a doctor who was...
Who has prescribed it?
And a little interesting tidbit.
So hydroxychloroquine, for example, is found to be very safe, effective, cheap, and readily available now.
But if I use hydroxychloroquine now and I write a prescription, not uncommonly I'll get a phone call from the pharmacy for me to justify why I'm prescribing this medication.
I've never had this happen in my 30 plus years career.
You write all kinds of prescriptions and you never had someone really question and come back?
Never.
Nope, never.
But now every time I write it, I get a response back to justify why.
Either the patient is sick and they meet a certain protocol, they're of a particular age, or this, that, and the other.
I've never seen that before.
And I know that this drug is being used throughout the country successfully and safely, yet it's now a political drug because a few months ago, I can't remember how long ago now, every day just seems like a year,
but maybe a month and a half ago, President Trump said on public TV, I remember I was driving to work, listening to the news, one of the press conferences, and I heard him say it, and immediately when I heard him say something about hydroxychloroquine, I said, oh boy, here we go.
How long is it going to be?
Until my phone blows up, until I start getting emails from patients.
And sure enough, by the time I got to the office, I had already received emails inquiring about hydroxychloroquine.
But now immediately the press picked it up, and now hydroxychloroquine is a political drug.
So if there's a study that shows that it doesn't work...
Mainstream media, front page news.
If there's a study that shows that it has some benefit, it's ignored, or when it's presented, right next to it is a so-called expert to immediately shoot down that study to say that this is not a good drug to be using.
And I think as a public service, you have some information on this 60-year-old drug, 70-year-old drug.
Yeah, 70-year-old drug that's been long since, you know, proven to be quite safe.
Of course, there's a lot of stories.
But let's go back to the doctors that were discussing this whole issue.
We had on the last show people like these clips.
This is continuation.
These are, a couple of these are, well, one of these are, two of these are long, kind of.
But let's start with clip one, and we have to set this up.
This is a, again, this is a discussion of why, this is a discussion of how people get it, why more men get it, a concept called comorbidity, which seems to be an element of why you get it, to why older men would get it.
And then it continues with, and then we'll continue where they get into the oxychloroquine D3 and vitamin C discussion, which is especially the vitamin C discussion, which has a fascinating punchline.
Let's start it off.
I'd be interested to see who expressed the disease state and what they were taking to support their prostate because I think there's a correlation there, but we would have to really research that.
So would that change if somebody was using like a finasteride or something?
Right.
Well, I mean, with HIV and the advent of viral treatments in lieu of, say, vaccinations, which used to be the only real treatment you'd have for a viral infection other than write out the symptoms and treat those, you have something called protease inhibitors now.
And there's a protease inhibitor that both blocks...
TMPRSS2, and I think there's other ones for ACE2, but again, you don't want to get into the ACE2 inhibitors because of what we already mentioned.
But that's already approved in Japan for pancreatic infection.
Yes.
Pardon?
Tamastat mesylate, it's called.
Tamastat mesylate.
We tried to order some to do some studies on it.
I tried to get API brought in, and there's also nefamistat mesolate.
It's pretty much the same family of drugs.
Both are approved there.
Both have been used with great success.
The long and the short is when we talk about...
supporting those that are at risk these are prime candidates you pre-dose some with that the virus comes along i can't their immune system takes care of it they seroconvert make their own antibodies and you're done because you've inhibited the cell from delivering its virus right so we've already agreed on or we already have put a hypothesis together here that the virus is man-made
I want to go to the next level for a minute and say if it was man-made, is the groups that it hits coincidental or was there a deliberate nature behind that?
I don't know that it's coincidental.
I think when you enter into gain-of-function type research and you start pumping up its virulence, it will naturally become more virulent in comorbid patients.
That's a given.
What's interesting with this is that normally you would expect immunocompromised patients to be hit just as hard as comorbid patients.
That's usually a given.
But in this particular virus, it's not.
Because children, babies, are immunocompromised.
I mean, they do have passive immunity from their mother, there's no doubt.
And if you're breastfed, you'll have more passive immunity.
But not like an adult.
Hmm.
Now what they mean to...
Kind of break this down.
Children don't have much immunity.
It takes years and years to build it up.
You're exposed to all these viruses.
You're out floating around.
You put stuff in your mouth.
You get sick, you get well.
You develop a lot of immunities.
And comorbidity refers to having two...
Chronic illnesses at the same time, which is mostly older men.
And they discuss how it should be mostly women who get this disease, just naturally based on the nature of this virus, of the coronavirus, but men that have comorbidity, and that would be, for example, having diabetes and high blood pressure.
That would be like having hypertension and an enlarged prostate, which is every man after about the age of 50.
So men have these issues.
And it turns out that the virus needs a couple of things going on for it.
And to latch on to, to get going, to get rocking.
The latching on is the easy part.
It's the developing, getting the virus load into the cell is the hard part.
Viral load.
The viral load, yeah, the viral load.
And anyway, so now we're going to discuss the mechanisms that stop it, and it turns out that oxychloroquine is one of them.
So let's go to clip two.
Not like an adult.
So the fact that it's a non-issue in kids, it literally is a non-issue in kids and babies, tells me that that isn't the priority here.
The priority is the binding sites and the comorbidities.
It's not immunocompromisation in this case.
So there's more of a risk to somebody with benign prostate issues than it is with somebody with Like a lupus or a...
Well, particularly a lupus if they're taking hydroxy...
Yeah.
If they're taking hydroxychloroquine, then they're pretty safe.
So let's talk about that for a minute.
So let's talk a little bit about...
Do you want to speak a little bit about that and maybe talk a little bit about hydroxychloroquine and zinc and some of the things that you think are effective in treating this?
Now, again, just explain who these people are, their credentials.
The woman is an MD and a pathologist and she specializes, they're all researchers.
And their job is to, the guy that she's with is, the guy who's doing the show is a doctor, she's a doctor, but they're research doctors and they do mostly drug testing for approvals.
they're part of that scheme of things and they're just kind of in the mix and this is in their wheelhouse of expertise.
The beginning of these, of these clips, the guy spends a good 15 minutes boosting their credentials.
And it's a very interesting interview overall, but anyway, they're, they're, they seem knowledgeable.
Vitamin D.
Sure.
Yeah.
Vitamin D is a big one, actually.
Keeping people inside is not good.
Anyway, getting back to hydroxychloroquine.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
That is actually such a good point, and the dog is going to talk about that.
It's the same thing with influenza.
Why does it happen in these particular months?
One, because of the humidity in the air, but two, everyone's inside.
They're all together.
Grandma, kids, everybody.
And they have all the doors closed and there's no ventilation.
And that's what happens.
And that's why it spreads so quickly.
The best way is to actually be outside breathing fresh air.
Be in the sunshine if you got it.
Let's think about what it treats or prophylactically treats.
And has for 70 years, right?
Plasmodium falciparum.
Plasmodium falciparum is a bacterium.
However, it's not your typical bacterium.
It's malaria, right?
It's malaria, correct.
And the way it works, I'm going to...
Back to what you said about talking to the general audience and not losing my audience here.
But basically, it's preventing the virus from entering into the cell.
It blocks it the same way it would block Plasmodium falciparum from entering into the red cell.
And then when you add on azithromycin, azithromycin is a macrolide antibiotic that has antiviral properties.
It does have antiviral properties.
So when you hear people say, you don't use an antibiotic for a virus, in general that's true.
Azithromycin is a little different.
And when you are suffering from COVID-19 and you have the damage to the lungs, you're more apt to all of that opportunistic bacteria to also take hold.
So it will ward off strep pneumo or any other kind of disease.
Respiratory bacteria in addition to antiviral properties.
So together, if taken at the right time, and that is key, you can't have a patient crashing on a vent and think that it's going to make a difference at that point.
It is so...
Interesting, the time that we're in, because we're not the only people who are listening to this and can find this and are sharing it with each other.
These are not crackpot doctors.
These are not nut jobs.
These are not anti-vaxxers.
These are not science deniers.
They might believe in global warming for all I know.
These are smart people who have different opinions.
And I go back to...
I think they're mainstream, to be honest about it.
This is the thing that bothers me.
So is it really true, then, that these studies, bogus studies, so, oh yeah, we did it with the Z-Pak, but the study didn't include the zinc, and it was people who were already on ventilators.
All these different studies are only meant to discredit this.
For what reason?
I think you're right.
Part of it is, fuck Trump!
They're willing to put people's health in danger?
Or kill them.
Especially old people, you want to get rid of them, a lot of them vote for Trump.
Well, they're also no good because they cost the system too much.
Let's just back off on that.
Let's go back to this issue that you just brought up, which is the studies.
If you remember the last few studies, they keep bringing out to discredit hydroxychloroquine.
The last one that we played on this show was on CBS. They took a bunch of people that were on ventilators.
She just said that when you're on a ventilator, you're already too far gone.
Everything that bad is going to happen has happened.
The hydroxychloroquine is going to do jack.
And then they said that they gave them a bunch of hydroxychloroquine at that point, and the morbidity was higher.
More people died.
And that was the conclusion of the study.
It's even funnier.
So this is a major propagandistic effort.
Well, but it's multiple people taking advantage of the crisis.
Clearly the health, the pharmaceutical, the medical industry is in on it for a number of reasons.
One, they need vaccines because vaccines keep people sick, and it's just true.
Vaccines make people sick.
There's all kinds of side effects.
There's a huge industry, ten times the size of the vaccine industry.
Two, there's huge money in not going with the pretty much open source, if I could just call it that, hydroxychloroquine.
Actually, the next clip they bring this exact issue up.
Ah, okay.
Do we go into it?
Yeah, you finished the other one, right?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, I think we're on to four.
No.
We're on three.
And think that it's going to make a difference at that point.
You're well behind the eight ball.
The cytokine storm already happened.
You have a viral load that is really tough to fight.
You have to do this beforehand.
I mean, my suggestion is to do it at the onset of a fever.
So at the onset of symptoms, fever or an increased respiratory rate or something like that, If you were to start hydroxychloroquine, azithromycin, zinc, vitamin D, those kinds of things, you'd be in pretty good shape of coming through.
Absolutely.
There's no doubt.
It's been reproduced and reproduced and reproduced.
Preventing hospital admits has been...
This is a non-issue.
I can't believe that it's even...
A controversy.
I don't understand why.
And I even have documentation of Fauci speaking to a group at the Rockefeller talking about, back in 2011, talking about how effective it was for SARS-1.
There's nothing different in the binding.
And that's where it acts.
Hydroxychloroquine is an issue because it's a political issue, not a medical issue.
It's a political issue, and it's also cheap.
It's so cheap.
$3...
For 30 tabs and you need 16.
And you only need 16.
There's no money in it.
There's no money in it.
Yep, there's no money.
Remdesivir, they have their own great test results.
You recall, first it was disappointing, stock tanks, then, oh, wait, wait, we figured something out.
So I got the study, and these are pretty easy to look at.
I mean, you don't know if it's factually true what's in there.
I'm not a scientist, but I can read the abstract and the conclusion.
And they're not lying about the conclusion, which is...
That people who took remdesivir, this is the Gilead drug, $1,400 a pop versus $3.
People who were taking Gilead, in the same situation in the hospital, they recovered up to five days sooner.
However, the actual mortality rate remained the same.
So if you were not going to die, you did not die faster.
But it didn't stop anyone from dying.
It's a miracle drug.
It's identical.
But that's so disturbing.
You have the medical people who really have a...
I think that they live in their own world.
They're rock stars.
Fauci is a rock star.
Julia Roberts calls him because they know each other from the Elton John AIDS Foundation.
This guy is a Hollywood star.
They all hang out.
You can find pictures of him with every celebrity in Hollywood.
And so it's the money train.
You're so right.
And then everything needs to, the whole system has to keep working, so we've got to push that stupid hydroxychloroquine away.
We don't care.
We'll make something just as good.
Just give us a few extra weeks.
And then because of how they present things and the willing mainstream media, it's taking away valuable, it's providing false information to people who could actually use this for their health, for their lives.
This is the takeaway from this.
This is what we have to learn.
Well, I wish y'all luck in the world.
I know you do.
Now, what is Clip 4?
Because I'm not sure how it's coded here.
Oh.
There is no actual 4.
It goes 1, 2, 3, and then VITC, VITD. VITD. It's vitamin D. Okay.
You want that one first?
Yeah, yeah.
The other thing, real quick, on vitamin D, I don't want to lose that one.
You know, we can get it from the sun, etc.
The long and the short of it, though, there's plenty of papers that go back in the 90s where they were looking at coronaviruses.
And again, the coding on the coronaviruses is all but identical, upwards of 80-some percent.
So to defeat them is very similar, regardless of which corona it is.
Right.
Cystatin D as well as cystatin C at levels that exist in your saliva were found to destroy it.
So when you say cystatin C and D, what is that?
That's not vitamin D and vitamin C. No, no.
It's an enzyme in the saliva, but it's directly...
Vitamin D creates the upregulation of cystatin D. So when you hear patients say, when I first got COVID, my sense of taste was gone, my sense of smell was gone, I don't know what happened.
That's directly linked to vitamin D and...
Dr.
Shiva Ayadora has been doing videos and been on all kinds of shows talking about the need for vitamin D during this time.
Oh, absolutely.
And he's been talking D and zinc and selenium and C. Correct.
Yeah.
Zinc doesn't increase bioavailability in the classical sense, or the amount of drug that your body absorbs, but what it does is helps drug bind to the viral site.
It's almost like a facilitator for the hydroxychloroquine.
You know, of course, sadly, they mentioned Dr.
Shiva, who has already been marginalized as a kook.
Oh, yeah.
He's been kicked off the air.
Of course.
He's a kook, and he's also running for Senate, I believe.
Yeah, he's a kook.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Everyone's a kook.
But that's why I can't wait to speak to the dog, man.
Talk about being marginalized.
Now, Jesse had, you know, JC had COVID. Jesse had probably had, the baby probably had it because he'd think the baby was the carrier from preschool.
And Jesse had, it was like a week or two, she said, of no smell, no taste.
Wow.
Wow.
So she had it.
That's a long time, though.
And did you do your typical, you pumped them full of D3 the minute they filled something?
No, I don't pump them full of D3. JC can't.
Oh, he can't have it.
He can't have it, right.
And Jesse's a liberal, and I don't think she buys into it.
Does she have a mask?
Well, she doesn't wear the mask when she comes over here, but I'm sure she has.
Everyone has a mask.
We're in California.
You have to have a mask.
It's by law.
They love masks.
So this is, you know, again, a situation where the liberals are kind of, you know, I don't know.
It's just another whole street.
Yeah, we don't need to go down that road.
So let's go back to this presentation with the last little part.
And this is a real interesting one because I had read a number of – because I've been reading some very – Kind of real deep papers on, especially about this kind of enhanced PPPs, which is always called P3s, and some of these other, the development of these things in labs.
And how it works and how it gets funded and how the Wuhan place was doing them and how we do them at Fort Detrick and elsewhere.
And in the process, I ran into more than one reference to this idea that if you put somebody down on a stretcher and you pump them full of vitamin C intravenously, it will knock this stuff out.
Wow.
Wow.
And it's just a couple of papers.
It's documented.
It's not like a crazy therapy, but it does apparently works.
A doctor friend of mine swears that he has cured people with, not AIDS, but HIV virus with a two-week vitamin C intravenous regimen.
It's a possibility.
I believe him.
But let's hear what's going on with this treatment.
What about vitamin C? Because we've heard about...
C is always good for immune support.
We all know that.
Linus Pauling said so.
And your body clears rather rapidly.
So, you know, if you're going high dose, obviously IV is the way to go.
Although the FBI is...
I mean, no.
The FBI is shutting clinics down that are doing that right now.
Yes, they are.
What?
Interesting.
What?
Shutting down clinics that are administering vitamin C? Intervenously.
Shutting them down?
FBI. FBI? What is the charge?
I don't know.
We need to look into it.
They don't go into it.
They just mention it in passing because it's a fact that they've noticed and they don't talk about it in any more detail.
And the guy says, what?
And she says, yeah, interesting.
And that's all they say.
So now there's a little rabbit hole for us here.
What the hell is going on with it?
Okay, I got it here.
I got it here.
I got it here.
Thank you, Troll Room.
Troll Room on point.
FBI raids medical spa providing false coronavirus treatments, high doses vitamin C. So you can probably do that, but you can't say we have a cure.
That gets you de-platformed from society.
Eh...
It's kind of harsh.
Yes.
Yeah, the FBI busted in.
So one of the things I ran into is I'm still concerned about this.
I did a little research.
I'm going to get it out of the way before we go into the further, to the next segment.
So I started doing some research on, because I was concerned about this.
Made in the lab versus not made in the lab.
Made in the lab versus not made in the lab.
And why is it making such a big deal of a big, not made in the lab?
So what if it was made in the lab?
You mean the virus, the coronavirus?
The virus.
Especially a Chinese lab, which is funded by the U.S. government.
We funded them to 3.2 million bucks.
Fauci's the one who pushed that.
He's the one who got the money over to the Wuhan lab to develop enhanced PPEs.
Right.
And a PPE is a potential pandemic pathogen.
And they're being invented now.
They're invented.
A lot of these are illegal to do in this country, even though they've relaxed the rules.
So I started looking into what the hell was the causal.
Why does everyone say, for example, Hari Srinivasan says this is debunked?
Because he gets paid to say that?
It's debunked.
So I said, okay, where did it get debunked?
Who debunked it?
So I ran into a lot of pieces that were just bogus, poorly written, planted articles, many coming out of India and then being pointed to by Yahoo News, for example.
Oh, yeah.
Yahoo's good in that.
I found the nexus.
I found a point of debunking.
Ah, okay.
Let me guess.
Alternet?
No, that wouldn't be it.
It has to be a good source.
It's Nature Medicine.
Magazine Nature has another magazine called Nature Medicine.
Very famous, peer-reviewed, a lot of articles.
Yeah, that's Nature.com, right?
Yeah, it would be Nature.com.
So in March 17th, 2020 issue...
There's this thing posted, the proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2.
So COV-2.
This was cited by the New York Times as an article that was cited by PBS.
The next day, every major newspaper in the United States ran the debunk, just debunked because of this particular piece.
Well, what was this piece?
Well, I have a copy here.
It was run under correspondence.
It was a letter to the editor by Christian Anderson or a guy named Rambo.
These guys are scattered all over the world.
Christians in Southern California, Andrews in Scotland.
Wait, this is some rando expert who wrote a letter to the editor?
No, no, these are not rando experts.
These are...
Famous virologists scattered around the world.
They wrote a letter to the editor.
Strategically scattered.
Yes, strategically scattered.
And there's articles all over the world about this, calling it an article, calling it a research paper.
It was a letter to the editor that looked a lot like a research paper, but it was still, to the editor.
You know, it's a letter to the editor.
It showed up in the correspondence section.
And they went on and on and on with a very long write-up with charts and graphs and stuff like this.
There's a nut graph in here.
But it was not a peer-reviewed anything.
It was a letter to the editor.
It was a letter to the editor.
I mean, and everybody ran it as though it was an article or something or other.
And it was a...
This is the thing that...
Not one of these...
Not the New York Times, not the Washington Post, not people...
Nobody ever said it was a letter to the editor.
But I have it right here.
It's a letter to the...
Okay.
Let me just read one paragraph of this letter to the editor.
That's a great catch.
I thought so.
But thank you.
Thus...
This is just amongst all this arguing.
Thus, the high...
Let me get the right glasses for this.
The high affinity binding of the SARS-CoV-2 spike protein To human ACE2, which they were talking about.
Right, ACE receptor, yeah.
The ACE2 is most likely the result of natural selection on a human-like ACE2. By the way, I should mention, these guys cannot and nobody can find an animal that has this virus in it.
No, they keep trying to tell us it's a dog.
They're pretty sure it came from an animal.
Yeah, monkey, pets.
But they think there's natural selection on a human or human-like ACE2 that permits another optimal binding...
This is strong evidence that SARS-CoV-2 is not the product of purposeful manipulation.
Okay, now let's just look at that sentence.
The wording, this is strong evidence.
I'll go back to the previous phrasing.
The strong evidence is this phrase.
Phase 2 is most likely the result.
So you go from the word most likely to strong evidence within two sentences.
The strong evidence is something that was stated as most likely.
This is horseshit.
And the mainstream media the next day ran this as gospel, and that was the debunking all-in-one right there.
Don't be a denier!
The science is in!
Science!
It's disgusting.
That's great work.
What a bunch of...
Oh, man.
Well, again, this is the takeaway.
If we're going to learn anything, this is it.
This is it.
I mean, you're not a doctor.
You're not a scientist.
You just followed your nose.
I mean, we're barely reporters.
We're podcasters.
Yeah, we're two podcasters.
Wow.
Well, there you go.
And no wonder people are flocking to alternative sources of information.
The official thing is confusing, and all you have to do is peel back one little layer and the bullcrap is right there.
They can't keep it cleaned up.
And at this point, what was the president thinking when he allowed this to happen?
And I'm talking mainly about the shutdown.
He got duped.
Because they shut down Italy.
They shut down France.
They shut down Spain.
Everyone's shutting down.
Our president was duped.
That's very disappointing.
Well, there's only one country that wasn't duped, and that's Sweden.
Well, that's not true because they...
Well, that's where they're half shut down anyway.
They're not half.
Restaurants were curbside pickup only.
It's just that is a lot of Republican right-wing...
Whereas the country that's really interesting is Japan.
Japan, as we heard from our Duke and Duchess, Mark and Astrid...
They have total, like, what, 700?
The whole country is open, never shut down.
And, catch this, the Keeper and I are definitely going to Japan because tourism has dropped.
Oh, yeah, you get some deals.
No, no.
We're talking, like, $100 billion they're going to put into getting people to come over.
Oh, you're getting your old for free.
We should have our own plane.
We should have a driver, an escort.
We should have a nice hotel.
Hey, we'll talk about it on the show.
Just give me the talking points.
I'll tell everybody how great it is.
But that's the country.
Japan, they really did it.
Now, why?
I think they have more respect for their elders in general, so very careful with their elders.
We clearly don't care about old people the way other nations do.
They are very cleanly by nature.
Everyone has a butt-washing toilet, and masks are very commonplace.
And that's, if you're sick, you wear a mask.
Or if you could be sick.
Now, I don't necessarily want to live in that type of, you know, full-on like Japan.
But it may not be necessary.
Maybe they just didn't count bogus numbers.
Maybe their hospital system isn't incentivized to lie.
Maybe they don't have...
Provinces that are so desperate for money because they screwed it up.
I was going to say, this desperate to lie thing, there needs to be a fraud investigation and jail time for people doing this.
If a guy dies of a gunshot wound and then they check it off as COVID because he may have been tested positive, this is just scamming the American public.
Yes.
And the taxpayer, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
So, virtue signal, everybody.
Get your sweaty snot sack on and let them know that you're on board with the program.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the counterfeit Bill Gates, John C. DeVores.
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning, all the ships to sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air.
Subs and the water!
And all the dames and knights out there.
And a big, hefty, hearty in the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Let's see.
1704.
It's usually a little higher.
About 1819.
But so good to see y'all here.
Thank you very much.
And I want to...
Welcome to the Joe Rogan Tribe crossover.
It's pretty amazing how seamless that has been.
Everything fits beautifully.
It's such overlap.
It's nice.
lot of emails from people who uh and i think we even have some donation notes so yeah we're going to thank people for the value that they have supplied to this program we all we can do is value for value and that keeps us clean so we can talk about these things there's no commercial interest we don't have to worry about which pharma company or derivative thereof is going to cut us off if we say the wrong thing but that means there's a vow of poverty unless you keep us out of it and that's been working reasonably well for 12 years and counting so
So noagendastream.com is where you can hang out with the rest of the trolls.
Ask them in there for an invite to noagendasocial.com.
It is part of the federated social network known as Mastodon, noagendasocial.com.
Just follow me or John.
You can follow us at noagendasocial.com.
And a big in the morning to the artist who brought us the artwork for episode 1244.
Now, this was Tante Nail, that's the Dutch pronunciation.
I'm pretty sure the artist is Dutch, which means Aunt Nelly.
Yes, she wrote in.
Yes, Aunt Nelly is a free translation.
And this was...
Just well done.
We both kind of liked it.
It was the Fox Pharma channel folder in case something bad happens, which clearly was accessed by Neil Cavuto the minute the president said that he was taking hydroxychloroquine with zinc.
We played that on the last show.
He immediately went into how you can die and it's crazy.
That was the folder.
You're gonna die!
And the artwork was perfect.
We liked it.
It hit.
Now, there was other stuff.
I remember there was something we had to talk about.
Yeah, there was a couple other pharma gags, and then there was something that was discussable, I remember.
Well, there were a number of Fox Pharma news.
We had the Kaylee the Avenger, which I use, by the way, on Twitter.
It's a very funny piece to just use.
Oh, Kaylee the Avenger?
But it wasn't going to work.
Well, you have Joe with his head sliced open, which is funny, but no.
A lot of the Karen stuff...
And then there was the Trump Tweety Bird.
We have another example of a comic strip blogger not paying any attention to our kids.
Why is that?
I think we should write up a little memo so people don't do certain things.
I love the Kayleigh McEnany, your girl surrounded by hearts.
Please tell me you've paid attention to her so we can talk about her on this show.
Your new babe.
I do have one clip, one and a half clips.
Her stuff has kind of become already getting on my nerves.
Yeah, there it is.
The honeymoon is over.
The honeymoon is over.
Well, no, they're starting to get, you know, they're starting to, the media's not, you know, they're gang up because there's a whole bunch of them and they have meetings.
You know they're sitting around going, what are we going to do about this horrible woman?
Well, what we should do is just hound her about something, you know, and so they're working on strategies.
And she's, her strategy, she didn't really have, you know, she's just, she's natural, I think.
I've noticed also something creeping in, some people using our images, which have been banned from the artwork.
Yeah, that's okay.
New artists.
Well, Tonto Nail, thank you very much.
Great piece of art.
We love having the artwork.
It pops on Twitter.
It pops in all the podcast apps.
It helps the show.
It is tremendous value.
And a lot of these, of course, also wind up on products at NoAgendaShop.com, which is its own standalone entity.
Everything is shared equally with the artist, with the shop and with the show, for everything you purchase there.
We love how that works in the value-for-value system.
And if you'd like to contribute with the artwork, noagendaartgenerator.com is where you can do that.
And we have a number of good notes today.
They're long, long, but people have reasons for it.
And, well, they are executive and associate executive producers.
Well, the long note is the first note, which is from Mike.
Is that Darter?
D-A-R-T-E-R? Yes.
Nichols Hill, Oklahoma.
Yes.
And he gave 1-1-4-4-3-3.
Oh, no, sorry.
1-2-4-4-3-3.
And...
Which is show.
He's a show club member, which is...
Well, that was probably the last...
Was he trying to hit 1244 or 1245?
I mean, he'll get it regardless.
Well, since he's got some change in there, we can throw in the extra coinage and make it.
I got to...
Do I have any...
I must have some money around here somewhere.
Yeah, but you're going to need 67 cents.
Okay.
Well, there's a quarter.
John and Adam, I apologize for the inexcusable delay in getting this to you, and I'm in need of a major dedouching.
You've been dedouched.
I was a consistent fan from around 2008 to 2012 and donated monthly under OKC Defense Tactics.
Yes, I remember.
At the time, I was working at the ATF. I remember that, too.
We have great producers.
And traveled a lot.
That's alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.
I would listen to the podcast while commuting back and forth from Oklahoma City to Dallas and while traveling around the country.
I left the ATF at the end of 2011.
After 20 years in law enforcement, I decided to start a new company based on an experience I went through during my career.
I was sued in federal court in reference to a shooting I was involved in as a police officer.
Because I was a member of the Fraternal Order of Police at that time, they paid for my legal representation, which alleviated much stress during that time.
I won the case.
It was thrown out at summary judgment, but it took about a year and a half to get there.
I would guess that it would have cost me around $200,000 or more if I had to pay for it myself.
It took years to build, but we are now the only company, CCW Safe, in the industry that has actually successfully defended a full Murder One self-defense trial.
Wow.
That trial was in 2017 in North Carolina.
Adam, I'm glad to hear that you're exercising your Second Amendment right.
please check out the free breakdowns of high-profile self-defense cases that we put on our site to help concealed carriers mitigate their risk.
The articles are free, no subscription required, and are written by our National Trial Counsel, Don West, who is the leading self-defense attorney in the country with over 35 years' experience in self-defense cases.
Over the past year or so, I've begun listening again, and you guys are my only news source.
I can only assume that my previous support of the show is what provided the karma for our success, so please accept this donation and my renewed monthly support.
You provide a much-needed calm in the chaotic chatter that fills our society today.
One last shameless plug.
John, I lead wildlife and nature photo tours a few times a year around the world for Aaronstours.com out of Seattle.
Check out my photography site at jmdarter.com.
I'd love to send you and Adam a print if you have an open wall that could house a 30x45 wildlife nature print or painting.
Wow.
Got it.
Yeah, you guys rock!
We need to get in on that, John.
I always take your advice.
If you can get something from the artist, go.
Keep hitting him in the mouth and keep up the invaluable analysis that no one else will report on.
NJNK needed.
Mike Darter, Mike, thank you so much.
It's highly appreciated.
Nice.
Yeah, it was nice.
Nice note, too.
And yeah, we'll get in on that.
We like to get on artists early in their career.
It's just don't let me marry you.
That's all.
Howard Morgan.
That's an inside joke.
667 St.
Charles, Missouri.
Surf of St.
Charles, for the record.
I think it was the first JRE listener that helped produce the show.
$333 on March 22nd.
I guess I made the mistake of sending the email to Adam telling him I discovered a show from JRE Appearance.
Email sent on the 22nd of March.
Hmm.
But maybe he was stressing the, you know, probably cutting and pasting into the box on PayPal is really the way to go.
But maybe he was stressing the cower-in-place order.
Thanks for opening my mind to the sins of the media.
This donation gets me to $1,000 at this point.
I ask for a title.
Can I have the title?
Sir Howard, first of the JRE order.
Keep up the...
The fight to enlighten the public to the fact that our major news sources and politics are bought and paid for by the Chinese and Big Pharma.
Sir Howard, yes, thank you.
And this is what I was talking about.
The Joe Rogan producers who have joined us here as well, they're giving.
They're very good people.
Early.
Early.
We have people that have been listening to the show for two, three, four years.
Five years later, they say, you know, I've been listening to the show for five years.
Now, these are the ones that came over.
I probably brought them over from the Twitch show.
This is the difference.
So five years later, they give us 50 bucks.
Well, I'm not complaining.
No, I'm not complaining.
Nobody's complaining.
We don't complain about $50.
But we complain about the length of time it takes to give us even $5.
Well, the JRE people are quality, man.
That's obvious.
And Sir Howard, you will be knighted today as such, Sir Howard, first of the JRE order, and you shall be our official ambassador between the two media tribes.
I'm very excited about that.
All right.
Barron Husky Bottoms of the Hardwoods from Franklin, Tennessee.
$417.03.
Not sure why, but maybe it's contained in his notes.
Hello, podcasters!
I came up with a donation about by reminiscing about the four dogs my wife and I have shared since we met and the 17 years of marriage, celebrating our 24th today, as well as the three beautiful children she home birthed and my honor to be the first to catch all of them.
Oh, that's a beautiful story.
Catch!
Hey, baby, can you aim a little better?
I'm making ground with my strikingly attractive bride.
Nice one.
And a snippet approach of your deconstruction over the past few weeks.
As this insanity becomes more elongated and some of the thoughts I've been vocalizing are starting to resonate with her, my hope is a TKO is right around the corner.
He's going to hit her in the mouth.
Last Thursday's deconstruction analysis of the virus' origination was a whopper, and hoping Sunday's promised clips by John are the setup I need for an overhand right.
I would love some karma for my 15-year-old Corgi, the Duke, who has lived his best life and I will see again in a few weeks in a court-sized Ziploc and cheap jewelry box.
He was a great dog and I was glad to share his last mornings in a gorgeous Tennessee meadow where the vet joined us to help end his pain in the comfort and sunshine and a blanket.
I selfishly hope that an ending will be a viable option for humans in the coming years.
Such an ending will be a viable option for humans in the coming years.
As I explained to my son who joined me for Duke's passing, there's a big difference between being alive and living.
And he closes with, ain't not no virus that done not gonna make me not stop living.
Words to live by.
Baron Husky Bottoms of the Hardwoods.
Thank you very much, sir.
Robert Conti, over here in Oakland, comes in with $333.33.
ITM Gents, thank you for all the producers for the jobs karma.
I was lucky enough to recently land my dream job at a vertical farm growing vegetables.
And yes, we grow kale.
The least bitter, most flavorful kale you've ever tasted.
Okay.
My boss is an older guy in Berkeley who has a lot of opinions about food and calls grocery outlet Grossout.
Must be a milieu or something.
Okay, I'm going to stop here.
Grossout, which is the...
It's an actual place, right?
Oh, it's an actual place, yeah.
Yeah, it's where I get all these crazy things you can buy.
Right.
Grocery Outlet, which is nicknamed Gross Out, I never knew about that nickname.
I used to shop there all the time, and the nickname was given to me by millennials.
They're the ones who came up with Gross Out.
Anyway, check out the willowwell.com if you're in the SF Bay area and interested in delivery of locally grown...
It's actually...
Aeroponic produce.
I wonder what's the difference between that and hydroponic.
And salad kits.
I'm eternally grateful to Sorgonzo Earth for hitting me in the mouth some four years ago.
My quality of life has greatly improved by no agenda.
Improved by.
Keep stacking sats, Adam.
Yes, stacking satoshis.
We need a Bitcoin karma jingle for this bull market coming up.
Could I hear WTC7 won't go away?
Followed by, I got ants, interlude.
Thank you, John and Adam.
Yeah, and I'll throw in my own little Bitcoin jingle for you.
Bitcoin!
Yeah, good enough.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
And your sequence coming up, and we'll start it off with the ants.
I got ants.
You've got karma.
I should mention, I'd like to...
Is there a website or something?
Because I'd be interested in some of these vegetables if they're growing stuff that's actually tasty.
Willowell.com I think that's it.
Did you check it out?
No.
I'm just looking at the notes.
Sir Pawfunk of the Trolls in Highland, Indiana, 33333.
Pawfunk!
Pawfunk!
John, unblock me.
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
Also, can you change my table selection from early times and what?
BF4. What's BF4? It's on the list of stuff for...
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
To Warzone and Proper 12.
Thanks, gentlemen.
We'll do that for you.
I don't know where you're blocked.
I sent him a note or I put a note.
You're blocked from what?
I don't know.
Kevin McLaughlin.
People are not specific enough with these things.
Sir Kevin McLaughlin in Locust, North Carolina, 33333.
Jobs karma.
Go to health karma.
His Royal Highness the Duke of Luna, His Grace Sir Kevin McLaughlin, a Memorial Day message.
I don't have to tell you how fragile this very precious gift of freedom is every time we were noticing it.
Every time we watch, hear, or read the news, we're reminded that liberty is a very rare commodity in this world.
Our great nation is forever indebted to those who have served and given their lives that we might be free.
That's right.
I agree.
And especially this Memorial Day, which is not Veterans Day.
It is for people who died.
Yes.
You know, just think about what kind of courage you can show.
I tell you, the people I, and this is performative for me, I tell you, but the people I know in the military are reasonably perturbed and disturbed by the pussy factor of the American public that they have fought so hard for.
I'm generalizing, but this is quite a theme.
Quite a theme, and rightly so.
And he finishes with Laos Deo, which is praise be to God.
And this is not the time.
It's like you can't just have a bumper sticker, support the troops, or wear a little ribbon.
Thank you for your service.
Yeah, you've got to actually do something now.
You've got to be out there.
You've got to be courageous.
And that may just be running for city council to get these a-holes out.
And when you're in there, admit you don't know nothing.
That's a good start.
Yes, jobs karma and goat health karma first.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
I love how you see...
This looks like war and peace.
Your turn, Adam.
Yes.
Hayden...
Well, to be honest about it, it's so long, I can't read it.
It does not fit on my screen.
Hayden Rowland, $333.33 from somewhere in California.
You can also call him Hansui.
Pronounce however you like.
I'm calling you Hansi.
I am a Scandinavian living in northern China.
Sorry for this long report, but I feel most news is fake, vague, exaggerated, or extremely biased, especially reports about China.
Yes, that's why we love having our producers with BOTG reports.
Here's the real thing from a neutral and indifferent first-hand source.
Due to higher infectees per capita and ongoing newly reported case clusters, my area is more restrictive than other parts of China.
Our pubs and schools are still closed where others have opened up in China over a month ago.
Since January, the shutdown consisted of restricting traffic to and from certain cities and provinces and using a pass-stamp system to allow people to exit their community residences once every two days.
Yes, this is confirmed.
We heard that from the professor.
This was lifted last March.
People still cannot enter community residences other than their own.
Masks, temperature checks, QR code scans, as we all know, are mandatory entering but not exiting any enclosed area except for small convenience stores.
The QR code scanning app prompts a confirmation that starts a timer automatically.
Oh, you're on the clock, slave.
It's required before returning to your home, so it has information.
Gosh, golly gee.
So it has information about...
What a great idea!
What about whether you have returned to your home that day or not?
Whoa!
I want that too.
Is that in the new Apple 13.5 update?
Do we have that cool feature?
Let's hope so.
I don't know how strongly enforced the QR code scan is, as I have violated it once without any consequences by not returning to my home overnight and have been able to enter into some places by registering with my name and phone number instead of scanning.
Ooh, careful.
Last March, China announced that foreigners would not be allowed to go back into China as of March 27th, even if they have a visa, which we can understand and definitely know to be true because of severe warnings received for colleagues trying to return around this date.
My most important report is that this means it is not possible for newly reported cases from people returning to China to be foreigners, and that all new cases from people returning to China must be Chinese citizens.
Despite this fact, of course, the news reports new cases are from people returning to China, showing national flags beside each number, and are definitely...
Look at these dicks in America!
They're bringing it to us!
And are definitely informing people that the cause of new cases are primarily because of foreigners entering China.
Well, that's bogative.
The evidence we have of this is friends claiming a China victimhood of foreigners mentality.
Really?
And that despite our province having zero existing cases during the past few weeks, my colleagues and I have experienced Chinese refusing to enter into elevators with either of us.
Well, yes.
Now you're black in China.
And last weekend, while ordering in a sit-down restaurant with other Chinese customers, we were asked to move to the third floor.
Yes, and use that other washroom while you're at it, which was totally empty along the second floor.
And after we finished, we were instructed to stay until the restaurant closed and all of the customers left so that we could either not be seen or not infect the other customers.
I hope people aren't enraged over this, but instead look at their own news with critical thought because it is like this to a degree in almost every country.
Thank you for your courage and happy to have become a fellow producer.
And thank you, Hansui, very much for your courage and for this tome and this report that gives us a lot of information.
I'm happy about it.
Thank you.
Addison Todd's next.
$333.33.
Why do I know this name?
Why do I know Addison Todd?
Well, he's in St.
Charles, Missouri, if that means anything.
Maybe.
It's a good name.
Couldn't be anybody.
This is my second donation after being awarded the title of producer for episode 1200.
It's been too long since I put my cash into helping produce what I feel is the greatest regularly available media deconstruction I've ever seen.
And that's interesting since he's listening to it.
Can't actually see it.
I've been consuming some form of alternative news for 20 years.
And this is the best work I've found!
I like this guy.
Yeah.
I've since hit my mom in the mouth who will text me to ask me if I've listened to No Agenda almost every week.
She's found a connection with her son.
I love it.
Son, did you listen to those boys?
Son, did you listen to those nice boys that just did a show?
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Surely there's some producer who's doing that somewhere.
Some G-Jobs karma, and John's going to read the New York Times.
You'll never find that.
ITM, gentlemen, I have been listening.
Remember when you had this segment of the show where I'd read the New York Times?
Yes, yes.
I've been, and then laughing, I've been listening for several years and decided to get my knighthood for my 50th birthday in November of this year.
How come he's listed as a birthday boy?
Who really pushed it that far?
Yeah, I guess.
A former co-worker.
He did a search for birthday.
There it is.
Okay, birthday.
So now as a federal DMV employee.
How are you a federal DMV employee?
What is that?
An anonymous monthly donator so I can call him a douchebag.
Oh, here we go.
Douchebag!
Former core worker who's a...
Okay.
He turned me on to the show because I was already cutting through the MSM's bullcrap and he knew I could enjoy...
I would enjoy the show and he was most definitely, most definitely right.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
And he needs a goat karma with...
Or a jobs karma with a twist of goat.
I'd like to wish my country...
My country cutie roommate Cheryl.
Happy birthday on Monday.
Thank you for your courage and stay woke, mofos.
Yes, it was probably the second year of the show and I was primarily in the UK when we did the program and you would read the Sunday New York Times.
Or pieces of it.
Did we even have YouTube back then, John?
Back in the old days?
We didn't have a lot of clips.
There wasn't a lot we could pick up on.
It was early days.
Well, we didn't really get into max clips or peak clips probably until four years in.
That's what I'm saying.
And Kevin Reeves made this little ditty.
John's gonna hum the Sunday time Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
I'm sorry, did you say I would never find it?
I said that because you will never find it.
It was five words.
Just enough time for me to find it.
That's right, exactly.
To find it.
I was a stalling tactic to allow you the extra five words worth of Yes.
And you did.
So I was correct in my assumption.
We, together, are too tight for this market.
It's unbelievable.
Betty Bloodlust of the Black Rock Black Thumbs checks in from Orovada, Nevada, Nevada, Orovada, Orovada, 267.
ITM, for the last show, I sent in my first donation.
I apologize for trying to slip in a note under the allotted amount for note reading honors.
Yes, I did get the memo.
I was just being a cheap, broke-ass farmer.
Alas, COVID cash to the rescue.
Better than blowing it on hookers.
Thank you for your wise choice.
Nah, that's not why I'm broke.
I now make this donation $267, which brings my total donation amount to date to $333.
He says numbers matter.
In the last show, I was thanked using my real name, which is fine.
However, going forward, I like to be known as Betty Bloodlust of the Black Rock Black Thumbs.
No other group affiliation, just my own.
Please split this donation with my Hercules hot hobby, a.k.a. Hercules hobby, as explained in my previous note.
I cannot be married to a douchebag.
Please also refer to my previous note for jingles, etc.
I would appreciate all the karma you can spare when you're done with me as we're about to move into our first of four harvests in farming season.
For the next two weeks, we'll be at the mercy of Mother Nature.
Her cooperation means more cash in our pockets.
Trying to keep this short, as I would really like you to spend more time with my previous note.
It has photos and information of interest in particular regarding Adam's COVID immunity bracelet idea.
I sent it to john at dvorak.org on the night before show 1244.
Yes, I recall this note.
I will look up the note and we'll play it later in the show.
Oh, and I referenced road ID in the subject line.
Yes, we saw these.
We talked about the road ID bracelet.
It's the perfect bracelet.
Yeah, we did all this, but the problem is I don't know what her email address is, so it may take me a second to find it.
So I will dig the note up.
By the end of the show, we will give you your jingles then.
It'll be belated, but still have the same effect.
But I will roll out some goat karma for you, and thank you.
You've got karma.
Well, on the topic of missing notes...
Yes, Sir Ready Kilowatt, $200 in Battlement Mesa, Colorado, a.k.a.
Sir Ready Kilowatt of the Trill Room.
He's always in the Trill Room.
Adding to my annual tax refund donation because thanks to Joe Rogan, the podcast bubble is inflating.
Also, figure us essential workers need to stick by each other in these uncertain times.
Could I get a quick sharpened respect and a little karma might be a good idea as well?
You betcha!
R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma.
And I'd like to just go back to Betty Bloodless of the Black Rock, Black Thumbs.
Could you inform us, more importantly than your jingles, could you inform us what you need Mother Nature to do?
So, does it need to be dry?
Probably a little water, I would assume.
Do we need a rain stick?
I mean, we have control over a rain stick.
We can provide the rain, but it's out of control.
What's out of control?
The sticks?
The rain stick.
It'll make it rain on places it should be raining.
No, no, no.
The Australian fires, we overcompensated, honestly.
And so we put out the fires, but we flooded the damn place.
But that was my fault.
I recall I did the three extra shakes after we both did a full-on shake.
Yes, it was your fault.
I take full responsibility.
I'm no Governor Cuomo.
I take responsibility for my actions.
Well, you'll get your aunt's vote then.
Read the amount, I'll read the note.
This is all to debate and engage in healthy ways.
Thank you.
Have a wonderful holiday and don't forget to enjoy your farm attainment while you can.
Farm attainment.
And this is...
These guys get it.
This is Someday a Dame of Little Beirut.
If you have time for jingles, John Brennan's people are innocent.
The Hague protest...
What?
I know what that is.
The Hague protect our freedoms?
Yeah.
And rebel...
Oh, Hague, that bald guy.
Yeah.
Protect our freedoms and rebelize her out.
Okay.
And was there any karma associated with this?
Or was it just these...
No, just those jingles.
Oh, I'm doing karma.
I'm just doing a karma.
People are innocent until alleged to be involved in some type of criminal activity.
Intelligence work takes place within a strong legal framework.
We operate under the rule of law and are accountable for it.
In some countries, secret intelligence is used to control their people.
In ours, it only exists to protect their freedoms.
Protect their freedoms.
India.
Hang on.
Mike.
Stand by.
33, 33, 33.
Globalizer out.
You've got karma.
You ask, we play.
I forgot all about that one.
Onward.
I think we did it, didn't we?
Was that it?
Yes.
Yeah, Sir Reddy Kilowatt's in there from Battlemont, Mesa, Colorado, 200.
I read, now here's what's interesting.
Lorraine asked for a jingle, which was actually made by Sir Reddy Kilowatt, who comes in with a donation right after her.
Yes, which you already read.
I know, but you have to understand.
Yeah, no, it's just a random number theory.
Does she know him?
Yeah, sure.
That's very odd.
One's in Oregon, one's in Colorado, I don't think so.
That's very odd.
Anyway, thank you to our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1245 of the No Agenda show.
Good news, we had a number of dames who have come in and picked up on Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch's Dame Drive, so we'll be bringing them to the roundtable later on, sometime before the show is over, which I think will end before the month is over.
So that's good.
Looking forward to that.
And thank you all so much for producing this episode.
And you can use those credits proudly.
Wait a minute.
What's the official credit?
Because there's special ones this show, John.
Special title?
This is the Memorial Day Special 2020 for all the executive producers who came in with 333 or above.
Exactly.
So you can proudly display that anywhere as executive or associate executive producer of episode of the No Agenda Memorial Day Special 2020.
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Speaking of spooks, There's a podcast called Winds of Change.
Yeah, I think I've seen this or heard this podcast.
Well, it's very interesting.
Episode 5, although I'm not mentioned by name, I was in Moscow at the Moscow Music Peace Festival, where the Scorpions also performed.
This was 1988, just before the wall came down.
I'm sorry, before David Hasselhoff brought the Berlin Wall down.
But the song of the time, that was the top song on the charts, was Wind of Change by the Scorpions.
And it was used incessantly with pictures of the wall coming down.
It was played everywhere.
I was, you know, I'd been there.
I had actually not moved away from Europe, but two and a half years before that.
And...
I mean, I have a long, long story, not for today, but for some other venue, I'm sure, about the Moscow Music Peace Festival, but at the essence, the reason why it was put together is because Doc McGee, who was the manager of Motley Crue and Bon Jovi, His plane had been intercepted carrying, I thought it was weed, but it could have been cocaine from Bolivia or somewhere.
He wasn't on it, but his Learjet was filled with dope.
So they got him, and then some miracle plea deal, he did not have to go to jail.
All he had to do was put on an anti-drug, anti-alcohol concert in Moscow, which became, at Lennon Stadium, The Moscow Music Peace Festival, I was there covering it for MTV. As you can imagine, an anti-drug and alcohol concert was pretty, everyone was pretty hammered 24-7, starting on the plane ride over.
But I remember a couple things very distinctly, and one is that we left Newark, we had everybody on board, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, with all of Black Sabbath.
Skid Row.
I'm missing a few, I'm sure.
And we stopped in Germany to pick up the Scorpions.
And I thought that was weird, and there were other weird things.
They had a little different accommodation.
They also had hookers right away in their room, because I walked in on one of the two brothers, was it Rudolph or whatever, receiving services like the first day.
So what this podcast is about, episode five is the Moscow Music Peace Festival, is that this was the biggest hit the Scorpions ever had, and the only song written by frontman Klaus Meine.
And the podcast, what it's trying to figure out is, did the CIA actually...
Write and promote that song to help bring the wall down, and I can tell you for sure there were spooks and all kinds of weird crap around the Moscow Music Peace Festival, but it's really cool to listen to, and I think it's a great example of American policy at its finest.
Have a listen to the Winds of Change podcast.
Oh, I thought you were going to play a clip.
No.
That play is not all that great.
I mean, my version of it would be fantastic.
Yeah, well, you should go on their show.
No, I'm going to do...
I'm a theater show.
Vegas.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, what else we got?
Well, we do have a number of things.
Er...
Let's do a KT McFarlane.
I want to get these out of the way.
Who is KT McFarlane?
Well, let's just talk about some Flynn stuff.
Yeah, there you go.
Flynn stuff.
Flynn, Flynn, Flynn.
Flynn, Flynn, Flynn, Flynn.
This brings in Kaylee.
Ah, Kaylee McAnnie.
McAnnie.
Kaylee had a couple of little beefs.
She had a thing with the...
I'll just play a little short version of her going after all these reporters bitching and moaning about opening churches.
Ah.
We're getting them off left and right.
She has a little zinger in here, which is kind of funny.
This is Kaylee's church fight.
The president would like churches to reopen and do it in accordance with the guidelines.
What specific provision of federal law allows the president to override a governor's system?
The president will strongly encourage every governor to allow their churches to reopen.
And boy, it's interesting to be in a room that desperately wants to seem to see these churches and houses of worship stay closed.
But the president said that he has that.
Kaylee, I object to that.
I mean, I go to church.
I'm dying to go back to church.
Now, here's the objection.
The media, they love to ignore these states and the 14th Amendment and the 10th Amendment.
They like to ignore that when they want it shut down.
It's like, you should shut it down.
You should use the Defense Production Act.
You need to force people into doing things.
Hey man, you have no right to tell the churches what to do.
I think if the Curry-Devorak Consulting Group were to advise Kayleigh McEnany, I would say bring some extra stuff in there, like we discussed on the last show.
churches are very important for places of worship but they also house many AA meetings around the country these are important places to open up that would have been better if if they had added that or some touch like it and just take it away from the religious thing because it's a never-ending story by journalists who have never read the the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.
You don't need any permission to do this.
It is your God-given right.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, anyway, so then they're harassing her a lot.
She was in a bad mood.
No kidding.
What kind of gig?
No kidding she's in a bad mood.
What kind of gig is that?
She's in a bad mood.
And so somebody brings up something at the end.
And, of course, she's going to do her mic drop thing and walk.
But she has a presentation.
She did a PowerPoint.
A slideshow, PowerPoint.
Woo!
Or was it the fake Apple one?
I don't know.
Just a bunch of slides.
But they were art directed.
Was it Libra Office?
No, no.
They were art directors.
It was somebody that in the back office knew how to put a slide together that had some style.
Lots of pictures of Obama.
So she goes and she decides to turn the tables on him and she gives him crap about not covering any of this Flynn stuff and she thinks it's shameful and the media stinks.
And so here we go.
Here's her rant.
This is a little long, but this is a good one.
Interesting article from Joel Pollack this morning.
And I would like to ask you if the President has considered cardening President Obama for illegally wiretapping on Trump Towers, illegally striding U.S. citizens and other potential crimes out there.
Has he considered that?
So I have not spoken to the President about that, but who I did speak to about President Obama and then masking Michael Flynn were the men and women in this room.
I haven't spoken to him on that specific point, have spoken to him about the matter generally.
And I laid out a series of questions that any good journalist would want to answer about why people were unmasked and all sorts of questions.
And I just wanted to follow up with you guys on that.
Did anyone take it upon themselves to pose any questions about Michael Flynn and unmasking the President Obama spokesperson?
Oh, not a single journalist has posed that question.
Okay.
So I would like to lay out a series of questions, and perhaps if I write them out in a slide format, maybe we're visual learners, and you guys will follow up with journalistic curiosity.
So number one, why did the Obama administration use opposition research funded by a political organization and filled with foreign dirt to surveil members of the Trump campaign?
Number two, why was Lieutenant General Michael Flynn unmasked?
Not by the intel community entirely, but by Obama's chief of staff, by the former Vice President Joe Biden, by Susan Rice, by the Treasury Secretary.
I mean, this is extraordinary.
And, you know, if it were political appointees in the Trump administration, I can guarantee you I'd have questions in my inbox right now.
I despise that.
I do not like the...
Well, if it was this way, if it was Trump...
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She's in a bad mood.
She's not performing well.
This is not one of her better performances, but the content is interesting.
Yeah, I agree.
Apparently Obama's spokesperson does not.
Why was Flynn's identity leaked in a criminal act?
It is a criminal act to leak the identity of Michael Flynn to the press, but it happened.
Where are the questions to Obama's spokesperson?
Because my team would be running around this building should this have happened under the Trump administration.
Why did the DOJ, Sally Yates, learn about the unmasking from President Obama?
So much for going by the book.
As Susan Rice said three times, thou doth protest too much, Susan Rice.
And then finally, question number five.
Why did James Clapper, John Brennan, Samantha Power, and Susan Rice privately admit under oath they had no evidence of collusion while saying the opposite publicly?
It's a long weekend.
You guys have three days to follow up on those questions.
And I certainly hope the next time I ask, some hands go up, because Obama's spokesperson should be asked those questions, because President Trump's spokespeople certainly would be.
Very interesting tactic.
And what what.
So she buffaloed one or two, like someone tried to say something, and she buffaloed right over that person.
Steamrolled, yeah.
But there's...
It's something about...
Because I'm sure that...
Is this even being played mockingly on CNN or MSNBC? Not yet.
Mockingly?
Like, oh, look...
Because that's what they did with...
How many press secretaries has Trump had?
Well, the first guy, Spencer, Sean Spencer.
Spencer.
Spicer.
Spicer.
His first day was shit with the crowd of the crowds.
He was nervous.
He wasn't good.
He was combative in not a very good way.
Yeah.
And so they hated him and he didn't perform well.
It became a black.
But this is an interesting approach.
Although she's got to cut out the part.
She's got to stop that.
I'm sick of it.
It's not productive.
If it was the other way around.
Listen, we know exactly how it was when Obama was president and it was the other way around.
It was the same bull crap.
So don't give me that.
But to call journalists out and say, hey, how come you're not reporting on that?
It's valid.
And I like that she's doing it that way because they really have no answers.
They know they can't talk about it.
They're flat-footed.
Did you see this Evelyn Farkas, which I think was The Truth Wants to Come Out?
Maybe I'm missing it.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding it.
She was on with Mika Brzezinski.
Mika Brzezinski, of the Brzezinski family fame, over there on MSNBC. Evelyn Farkas was the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Russia, Ukraine, and Eurasia.
And when the Trump administration was coming in, what she's going to say here, I think is what she's admitting to, is that they, the outgoing administration, hid all of their evidence of them spying on the Trump campaign hid all of their evidence of them spying on the Trump campaign because they were worried that the Trump campaign might find out they were spying
And then all of those connections, all of their spy connections would be compromised so they wouldn't have any tabs on what the Trumps were doing as they came into the White House, which is bizarre.
It's bizarre.
Because you're supposed to give everything.
But of course, if they were going to give all of the information, this is where Flynn enters the picture, because they knew that he would figure it out, then they would essentially be saying, oh, by the way, welcome to the White House, we were spying on you.
Here's what she said, and just listen, it's only a minute, but I think she implicates herself in doing this.
You actually knew about this attempt to get and preserve information and, full transparently, were doing some work yourself.
Tell us about that.
Well, I was urging my former colleagues and, frankly speaking, the people on the Hill.
It was more actually aimed at telling the Hill people, get as much information as you can, get as much intelligence as you can before President Obama leaves the administration.
Because I had a fear that somehow that information would disappear with the senior people who left.
So it would be hidden away in the bureaucracy that the Trump folks, if they found out how we knew what we knew about the Trump staff dealing with Russians, that they would try to compromise those sources and methods, meaning we would no longer have access to that intelligence.
So I became very worried because not enough was coming out into the open and I knew that there was more.
We have very good intelligence on Russia.
So then I had talked to some of my former colleagues and I knew that they were trying to also help get information to the Hill.
A lot going on today.
Yeah.
That's why you have the leaking.
Exactly.
People are worried.
Am I crazy or is she basically just admitting what they did?
Well, I think you can see it that way.
I don't really know what she said.
Oh, what she said is, we had all this spying.
We had a bunch of intel that we didn't pass on, because we didn't pass it on, and they never had a good reason.
No, no, they didn't want to pass it on, because then they would know they'd been spying, and they couldn't spy anymore.
That's what she's saying.
Yeah, maybe.
I just couldn't.
It was convoluted.
Probably.
It makes sense, because that's exactly what went on.
They were spying, and they didn't tell anybody about it, and they kept doing it.
And right after, even when it was in office, as we recall from all the leaks in that first year, it's like leak time.
So Katie McFarlane was one of the, she was chief of staff for Flynn.
And Katie McFarlane, we've seen her a million times.
She's one of those women that is a spook of some sort, but we don't know what kind or who she works for or whatever.
And it could be anyone.
Is she hot?
What?
Is she hot?
No, she's just a...
She's not one of those types of spooks.
No.
You know, the ones that look like she should be in the field.
You know, seducing men.
Doing work.
If you can't seduce a man, how can you seduce a country?
Oh, I know who she is.
Okay, I got you.
I know who she is.
Yeah, you've seen her.
She's good.
She's been very talented.
She used to be on a couple of shows.
She's an intelligence officer, basically.
But they tried to railroad her along with Flynn, and I didn't know any of this story, but let's listen to her.
Our interview about the Flynn case.
Listen to what the president said about you.
Watch.
I watched KT McFarland the other day.
I watched where she was knock-knock FBI, you know, the FBI, okay?
This was all Obama.
This was all Biden.
These people were corrupt.
The whole thing was corrupt.
And we caught them.
We caught them.
And what you saw just now, I watched Biden yesterday.
He could barely speak.
He was on Good Morning America, right?
And he said he didn't know anything about it.
And now it just gets released right after he said that.
It gets released that he was one of the unmaskers, meaning he knew everything about it.
So he lied to your friend George Stephanopoulos.
So KT, the president reacted to the unmasking list as soon as we were about to sit down and we both got the list.
So it was like immediate live reaction.
But what he said about you, knock, knock, FBI. Can you tell us what happened, KT? What did he mean by that?
It was knock-knock FBI. They showed up at my, I had left government.
They showed up at my house on Long Island.
Knock, knock, knock.
It's the FBI. Can we come in?
We want to talk to you about, that we're from the Mueller investigation.
We want to find out from you, you know, what happened during the campaign.
And I said, well, that wasn't part of the campaign.
Well, we want to find out what happened during the transition.
And I said, well, I never met with any Russians during the transition.
That wasn't my job.
And I said, well, we just want to get some sense of what went on.
And then I asked them, Maria, do I need a lawyer?
Am I under some kind of an investigation?
And they said, oh, no, you're not under an investigation.
You're a fact witness.
We can't tell you not to get a lawyer, but we're here.
We're already here.
We've come all the way up from Washington.
Let us just ask you a couple of questions.
So this goes on and on for several more meetings for 20, 30 hours.
now becoming interrogation by the FBI agents.
Mr.
D.C. Borat.
Open up the door, Jim Jarrell!
Now!
The FBI's here for you.
And so this brings to mind the old clip of Thomas Drake, the NSA whistleblower, a legitimate guy, a legitimate whistleblowing guy, saying, never talk to the FBI. Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
So she goes on with the rest of her story.
Now becoming interrogation by the FBI agents, and they seize my files, my phone records, my text messages, my emails, and they wouldn't give me access to them.
They would sort of hand them out one at a time, redacted, out of sequence, and then quiz me about them.
And if I got something wrong, if I said, well, I'm not sure if I talked to General Flynn, an An hour before his phone call with the Russian ambassador?
Or I talked to him that morning?
Well, they would then say, well, you know, you should have remembered that.
That's so important.
We think you're dissembling.
We think you're lying to us.
And that's when they tried to trap me on a perjury charge.
And that's what President Trump was referring to.
They try to trap you on a perjury charge and then force you to plead guilty because you know why?
They can bankrupt you if you have to go to court.
And that's their ultimate weapon.
That's what they did to General Flynn.
That's what they did to General Flynn.
And then they tried to corner him about his son.
Any father would be like, well, wait, leave my son out of this.
And so he just went along with it.
But the story that you just...
When Maria gets excited, the voice goes a little into screech territory.
I know that sounds misogynistic.
I'm a big fan of the money, honey.
No, it's true.
She needs to calm...
She gets all worked up.
And let me say something else women like hearing.
She needs to calm down a little bit.
Just...
Wait, in other words, relax, Maria.
Father would be like, well, wait, leave my son out of this.
And so he just went along with it.
But the story that you just told, KT, is disgusting.
It's disgusting.
You're there in your home.
They knock on the door and say, oh, yeah, let me just casually ask you a few questions, hoping to entrap you.
Did you ever get a lawyer, KT, or did you cut it off?
I did.
I mean, Facebook is such a dilemma.
I got the best lawyer in the country.
Bob Jeffer from Sullivan and Cromwell.
And then that sorted things out.
But it was so bad, Maria.
They were stopped at the foot of my driveway and they waited for me to come back from exercise class and my husband to leave.
And then it was knock, knock, knock.
So they were waiting.
They had the whole thing planned from the beginning.
They were trying to entrap people.
Was this Peter Strzok?
I was collateral damage.
Because I know it was Peter Strzok.
It was Peter Strzok that went to General Flynn.
Did he come to your door?
No, he was not the knock, knock, knock man.
But I will say that with General Flynn, as you point out, they blackmailed him.
Not only with bankruptcy, but he sacrificed himself for his son.
And this was all a setup.
They knew there was nothing to it.
And yet they dragged people like me as collateral damage into this.
They dragged the country through three years of division.
We were at each other's throats.
We were not paying attention to business in the national conversation.
And why?
Because they hated Trump so much.
Oh, I know.
They hated Donald Trump.
Wow.
That's not a bad clip.
Yeah.
And I learned...
I was kind of surprised by it.
I learned some words.
I learned a new word.
Dissemble.
Dissemble.
Yeah, I heard that too.
I heard dissemble.
That's obviously a trade term.
Oh, must be.
Definition, conceal one's true motives, feelings, or beliefs.
It's disguise or conceal, dissemble.
So it's not quite lying.
You're just concealing your true motives, feelings, or beliefs.
Yeah.
I like that.
Also, plantrapment, I think is the word I'm working on.
Planned entrapment.
She said planned entrapment.
I'm like, planned entrapment.
I don't know.
Just working on words.
Well, here's Nunes making some short comment about Flynn.
I don't know if it's a good clip, but give it a shot.
Are you just throwing away clips now?
And, you know, let me go back to what you, just so, you know, your first question on Obama and Biden.
I don't want people to think that Obama and Biden are are innocent.
In fact, I think they're very much involved in this.
I think they knew a lot about it.
But just because knowledge about it doesn't necessarily mean that they were in on it.
You know, did they break any laws?
And that's really what we're trying to get to the bottom of.
I feel very confident that Durham is doing the job that we expect them to do.
Did you just bring me a thousands of sealed indictments clip?
Is that what you just played there?
Well, almost.
It's pretty close.
It's close, but it's not quite.
We got a boots-on-the-ground report for just looking at some Trump hate from Sir Dave and Dementia B, and it was surprising, and I'm glad he sent this in.
You may have seen this.
This is regarding the Trump death clock.
Oh, yes.
Yes, I did see.
This is a good read.
Yeah, I wanted to get...
It was your clip, wasn't it, of Amy?
Was it Amy about the Trump death clock?
Yeah, Amy talking about the Trump death clock.
Let me see.
Was this...
Times Square.
Let me see.
Is this it?
And a 56-foot...
So this is an older clip, but this is the clip, and I want to tell you what it is.
A 56-foot billboard called the Trump Death Clock has been unveiled in Times Square here in New York.
The billboard was created by the Oscar-nominated filmmaker Eugene Jarecki.
So the Trump death clock is a billboard that hangs over Times Square, and what it shows is an estimate of the number of U.S. COVID-19 deaths that resulted from the president and his team's failed response to the coronavirus outbreak.
Thanks to Dr.
Fauci and leading epidemiologists, we now know that had the mitigation guidelines been put into effect just one week earlier, on March 9th instead of March 16th, 60% of U.S. COVID-19 deaths would have been prevented.
That's an incredible number.
And on behalf of all those who needlessly lost their lives to this failed leadership in a pandemic, we need a symbol.
A symbol that cries out not only for accountability, but also for more responsible and responsive stewardship going forward.
At the time of this broadcast, the Trump death clock stands at 46,485 and growing.
So this was virtue signaling from this director, but it turns out a very, very flaccid signal.
And they showed pictures of this billboard like, oh my God, we've got a clock counting the dead people in Times Square.
So Sir Dave in Dimension B went over to take a look at it, and he sent in this report.
Adam and John went on my third trip into Manhattan for housekeeping at the office and decided to investigate the Trump death clock.
The Wikipedia page provided a location, West 43rd and Broadway.
That's right by Keynes, right by my old office.
But the billboard was actually hard to find.
Why?
Because it's relatively small.
And the death clock is just one of many digital ads that shuffle through on rotation.
A fact!
It's a rotational!
It's an ad on a screen!
A fact absent from both the Wikipedia page and any of the reports we've heard.
Now, the death clock is up for about 10 seconds at a time, depending on how many ad slots are filled.
By the way, we could probably get a no-agenda ad on Times Square right now for nothing, because there's no people there to add!
Advertise to.
So, that's your virtue signal.
What else was on while Sir Dave and Dimension B looked at it?
Well, stop horse slaughter, Governor Cuomo message of support, buzz balls cocktails, colonoscopy ad from the Colon Cancer Coalition, a New Age spiritual website, a native ad for the LED company that manufactured the screen, Venezuela tourism, and then...
For ten seconds, the Trump death clock.
How about that for some week?
Yeah, thanks, Amy, for scamming us.
I mean, that is...
And also, the way she ended that and counting...
I mean, so is it really counting, or do they have to send in an update every minute so that the number's accurate?
I mean, how does that really work?
How does that really work?
You know it's not real-time.
I mean, are they injecting, inserting brand-new updated numbers with the Trump clock?
I'd like to know.
Otherwise, it's fake.
I think your earlier comment's more important than that conclusion.
What was that?
We should put an ad up.
It's cheap!
I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
And indeed we do have a few people to think.
Now, I will mention that in the process of doing the, as we're doing the show, I was doing some background tasking.
And I cannot find the note.
And considering the fact that I get about 500 pieces of email per day, and that note would be seven days old, it'd be 3,500 pieces of email.
I'd have to go through one at a time to find the note.
I have to tell her that Dame Blackthumb, or what, I can't remember her name, she should have put the note, re-sent the note with the second donation.
We will read the note, but we're not reading it on this show because I don't have it.
I need another copy.
All right.
I think that's the best I can do.
It's alright.
Now, we do have a few people to thank for show 1245.
We haven't mentioned the show number enough.
Starting with Travis Rudolph.
Travis Rudolph in Auburn, Washington.
$100.
Sven Middlecoop in Delgauer.
Okay, well, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Sven Middelkoop in Delgau.
Okay.
Holland.
All right.
You can do this.
You've got the chops.
Ready?
Sven Middelkoop.
Yeah.
Sven Middelkoop.
Koop.
Koop.
In Delft-Kau.
In Delft-Kau.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Thank you, Sven.
I appreciate it.
He says we do a frequent sanity rinse.
I like that.
I like your sanity rinse.
We do a sanity rinse.
We do a sanity rinse here at the show.
Chris Durkin in Chicago.
$100.
Ian Field in Eastleigh, Hampshire.
Hampshire, sure, sure.
Great Britain, $100.
Tor Langoy in London.
London, Netherlands.
Is there a London, Holland?
Not that I know of.
Jeffrey Chambers in London, Ontario.
Yeah.
75.
More random number theory.
Yeah, but some Londoners from different Londons.
Sir Chris the Drunkard Minstrel, our buddy in Australia.
Yes.
5555.
He has a little note there.
Yes.
Just because you fall off the face of the earth doesn't mean you still can't donate.
Happy birthday to me.
And then what does he say furthermore?
He says, Double nickels on Wednesday.
Yay!
Adam Q the horn.
Party jingle.
Love you all.
Thank you for your courage.
Sir Chris the drunken minstrel.
Yes, we celebrate his birthday.
And he sent in a killer...
Killer end of show.
An original song.
I'll just give you the title.
We've got to do some credits for that later.
And that will be the COVID quarantine blues coming up right after we finish up here.
Thank you, Sir Chris.
Onward with David Terry in El Dorado Hills, California, 5555.
Thomas Miller in Schaumburg, Illinois.
Um...
55-55.
He throws in a gratuitous prediction.
Slow Joe won't be the Democrat nominee in November.
Okay.
It'll be a white male with a black...
No, no.
No black female is going to be on the ticket.
I said it before.
I'll say it again.
I'm not going to say it again today.
The Democrat women, mostly white, will not vote for a black woman.
Hillary is their choice for first female president, not a black woman, random black woman.
And Adam Knauss in London, Ontario.
Another Londoner.
5555.
Kate.
Hold on, only as a birthday, Adam Knauss for the 27th.
He'll be turning 32.
Greetings from the Knauss family of Southwest Ontario.
He says, I'd like to call out Justin Trudeau as a douchebag.
I don't think that's appropriate.
The douchebagging is for people who don't donate.
Now, I'm sure Trudeau is not donated, but it's just kind of gratuitous out there.
Yeah, we don't want to make it happen to that.
No, that's easy.
Because then all of a sudden you're douchebagging everybody in the world.
Thank you, though, Adam.
Appreciate it.
Yes.
And the Naus family is very important to our show.
Yes, the whole family.
Kate Schramm in Dubuque, Iowa, 55-26.
Brian Richardson.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's just because it's her birthday.
Donation made on behalf of my smoking hot hubby, Bobby Schramm, who will be 35 on the 26th.
Add up to the birthday list.
Be grateful.
We are dedicated listeners and value your analysis.
Love you both.
Thank you all for the No Agenda.
Thank you for all you do for the No Agenda Tribes, as Kate Schreck.
Thank you.
Is he on the list?
He sure is.
It's a lighter shade of yellow.
Yeah, that doesn't come across on my screen.
Brian Richardson in Aurora, Illinois, 5525.
And you did make the cut for Sunday.
Yes.
Birthday shout-out.
He's on Monday the 25th.
He'll be 27.
He says, bring back the sash.
It was a failed fashion accessory.
It was a fail-fail.
Double fail.
Did not work very well for us.
Double fail on the dime.
Brian Ragle.
Double nickels on the dime in Encino, California.
Stas Gomberg, parts unknown, double nickels on the dime, 5510.
Neil in Elm City, North Carolina.
Sam Van Hoor in Amsterdam, Holland.
I think it's Van Hoor, and I think we're messing in.
Van Hoor!
I think so.
Anonymous, I'll read this, 5333, this donation is to honor the memory of your mom, Adam.
I remember when you announced the sad news that she had passed away, which is now crap, like 12 years ago?
No.
That was recent.
No, no, that was my dad.
Yeah.
in the 1970s when a teacher stated there were 50 states in the u 52 states in the usa you knew the facts where you knew what the facts were and even consulted with a diplomat i presume with your parents help to back up your claim i'm guessing that experience planted one of the seeds for what was for what was to become the no agenda show rest in peace to both your mom and dad and thank you and jcd for all you do that's very kind of you uh actually i called the embassy myself and recorded
Where my mom helped me the most is whenever I built some, when I was 15, whenever I built a crazy little FM transmitter, she would drive me around the neighborhood to see how far my signal would reach.
As a pirate, I've always appreciated that.
So I had a similar kind of a moment where the BS was obvious, and it was about the same time as the International Geophysical Year.
And this was a moment when you're a little kid, you're like third, gray, second, I don't know what gray it was.
But whatever gray it was, I'm looking at the world map and I'm looking and I'm thinking, I'm saying, you know?
This thing is flat.
South America looks like it would fit into Africa.
It must have been one continent at some point.
Oh, no, that was verboten back in the day.
No, you're an idiot.
It just looks that way.
It's a coincidence.
You stupid kid.
And then the International Geophysical Year determined that they were hooked up and there were these things called tectonic plates and was moving all these continents around.
So why were they so adamant about this?
This is like the hydroxychloroquine thing.
Why are these guys so adamant?
Why don't they say something like, well, you know, it looks like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe some time ago we don't have the evidence one way or the other.
No, no, no.
That wasn't it.
It was like they were adamant.
Yeah.
Very bothersome.
Yeah.
And I remember very, very just, and that was fifth grade.
The teacher's like, so there are 52 states.
My hand goes up.
No, there's 50.
There are 52.
I said, well, no, there were 50.
Then you bought, you people bought, because they didn't like Americans.
You bought Alaska and Hawaii.
I said, I'm so sure it was 48.
Nah, shut up.
And then I came in and I played the embassy, the assistant ambassador or whatever, on my little cassette deck.
And I think the teacher was more pissed than ever.
And that was...
What did you expect?
My first experience of...
A lesson to be learned.
A lesson to be learned.
Sir J-Boy learned that he should give us $52.80 from Aldi, Virginia.
Baroness Monica's on the list with $50.60 from Drayton Valley, Alberta.
He says it takes 90%.
They're irked about the value of their money.
Yeah.
Krista Scott in Tucson, Arizona.
$50.24 with a birthday coming up.
For her boyfriend Gary, he'll be 26 on May 24th.
This donation is in honor of him.
We are truck drivers.
Spend a lot of time listening together while driving.
He brought so many amazing things into my life and introducing me to No Agenda is just another wonderful addition.
Adam and John, thanks for all the hard work you put into making this the greatest podcast in the universe.
You make us laugh and smile every week.
To my sweet, hard-working boyfriend.
I hope you're 26 years the best yet.
Happy birthday to my sweet baby Gary.
And thank you both for putting food on our tables.
Literally.
Almost.
Close.
Close enough.
Forrest Martin's next on the list.
$50.05.
The following people are $50 donors.
Name and location, if I have it.
Julian Robbins in Aptos, California.
Jesus Allen, your buddy in Austin, Texas.
Mitchell Kuffman.
In Hillsborough, Oregon, Sir Silverduda, the Silver Dolphins in Severn, Maryland.
Sir Patrick Macomb in New York City.
Andrew Newton in Swindon, UK. Fantastic info on the Oregon.
Good.
Alexa Delgado.
Also in Aptos.
Did I do her?
No, Julian Robbins.
Above there is Aptos, California.
We have two Aptoses?
Yeah, Alexa and Julian should get together.
Hey, hang out!
Alexa Delgado and Julian Robbins, both in Aptos.
Stephanie Sutton, and both gave 50.
Wow!
Wow!
Stephanie Sutton, Mesa, Arizona.
David Wilson in...
Spring Shure, Queensland, Australia.
And last but not least, Travis Randolph in Auburn, Washington.
And he did...
Oh, he's another JRE guy.
Yeah, but listen to his note.
In the morning to you, gentlemen, I was hit in the mouth from Adam's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.
You've quickly become my most favorite podcast.
This is my second donation of the day.
See, second to JRE Tribe.
I didn't realize I needed a PayPal account to make a comment.
Thank you to Mark on NoAgendaSocial.com for helping me realize the error of my ways.
That would be voice zero, probably.
As a newbie, please explain how the donations work and what it takes to become a knight or a baron.
I cannot in good cons...
I cannot, in good concise, start to make my way towards knighthood until Joe Rogan joins the roundtable.
That said, please take today's donations of $150.
well that's interesting uh and apply it to future sir rogan's knighthood i challenge all douchebags from the jre to donate to the cause much love friends i humbly ask for a shut-up slave and a job's karma did travis come in with a hundred earlier then did we Is that what he did?
I'm trying to figure out what he did.
I remember the name Travis earlier.
Yes, that's right.
He came in with a hundred too.
Holy crap.
Well, thank you very much.
The Rogan people, the classy.
Yeah, it's really surprising.
No, it's not.
I expected no less.
I mean, Rogan, he promotes the socialist agenda.
He's a big Bernie bro, and he backed off really fast when somebody thought he might vote for Trump.
He's an L.A. guy.
He's living in L.A. even though he doesn't like it.
But everyone in L.A., you can't ever do that.
You have to be a dedicated Democrat in L.A. or you're just a slimeball.
Well, you know the rumor.
It's a rumor.
The rumor he's moving to Texas.
No, he's not moving.
Okay.
Thank you all.
Funny thing was, in the process of doing my research on this...
Especially enhanced PPP stuff.
There's a lot more podcasts in Austin than we think there are.
There's other ones.
There's others here, yes.
It's an interesting little place.
We've got a little niche here.
I was here earlier.
There's somebody very interesting that lives there that would be nice to do an interview with.
Bobby Inman.
Is he still alive?
I know exactly.
I believe so.
We've got to find him.
All right.
Thank you very much, producers.
Once again, you've pulled us through it.
This is your podcast.
We really appreciate these notes of support and the value that you've assigned to that and always love the numbers that you come up with and the reasoning behind it.
Of course, I want to thank everybody under $50 who came in on our subscriptions, etc.
You are highly appreciated.
I wish everyone would do a subscription.
It would be great for us.
Thank you for your courage.
Thank you for your support.
And if you would like to participate in this little gambit of ours, and if you'd like to learn about the different levels and how they work, just go to...
Just to make sure we got all the bases covered for some extra jobs, Carmen, which can't hurt in these times.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
And it is the 24th of May.
We are moving along fast here in 2020.
Here's your birthday list for the No Agenda producer.
Sean Smith says happy birthday to his country cutie, his country cute roommate, Cheryl.
Sir Chris, the drunk and mensal, of course.
We celebrate him.
Adam Knauss turns 32 on May 27th.
Kate Schramm says happy birthday to her smoking hot hubby.
Bobby Schramm, 35 on the 26th.
Brian Richardson will be celebrating tomorrow.
And Christica Scott, Krista Scott says happy birthday to her boyfriend, Gary.
He turns 26 years old today, May 24th, and we say happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe!
Well, let's see.
No.
Oh, excuse me.
We don't have any title changes.
We do have...
Let me see.
One, two, two dames and three knights.
Nice.
Now, these are dames who have come in on the Seronymous of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia Dame Drive, I believe.
Is that correct?
I believe so, and they will be designated Order of Onimus.
The designated order of Onimus, and it includes all the benefits.
It includes all the benefits of a damehood or a knighthood, and I figure we might as well swoosh it out.
Let's get it ready for the...
Yeah, I got one.
Yeah, I'm going to need that one for sure.
So up on stage...
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I am extremely proud to pronounce the KB. Sir Dude of the Dice!
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It's a favorite with the dames.
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We'll get them out to you as soon as we can.
And thank you so much for supporting the No Agenda Show.
Your No Agenda Show.
The best podcast in the universe.
If you don't believe me, check out the Mueller Report.
It's a fact.
Fact.
Fact.
Okay.
Quickie for you.
Just a quick Euroland.
Nigel Farage.
I think it was Sky News.
You know, France and the UK have always had their little issues.
You mean like the Hundred Years War?
Yeah, they kind of always anger each other.
And so with the Rona situation, the UK said, well, if anyone from France comes here, you're going straight into quarantine for 14 days.
To which France said, oh yeah, well, come over here and you're in quarantine for 14 days.
So, travel pretty much impossible now between the continent and the islands.
But it also appears that the French are assisting at least the migrants.
You recall that before all this went down, we had migrant camps, huge migrant camps in France, near the channel, near the ferry, anywhere, because they all want to get over to the UK. And it appears now that that's being facilitated by the French.
Nigel Farage went out in the English Channel to report!
So here we are, middle of the English Channel.
We're running the edge of British and French territorial waters.
It's a pretty calm day.
Already there have been three migrant boats spotted.
All of these are classed as search and rescue missions.
But the truth of it is, this is a massive criminal enterprise that is organising all of this, making vast sums of money.
You can see the boat's absolutely packed.
All being charged a minimum of 5,000 euros each for the criminal gangs to make this crossing.
I mean, you can't believe when you see how close the water is to the edge.
I mean, how massively overcrowded this is.
We could put them under tow, but there's no point because we know that Border Force, the vessel is on its way from Dover, so we will just kind of keep guard here.
We are now going back in the French waters.
What we know is that a French naval vessel has been seen escorting boats out of French waters to get them into British waters, then they're off their hands.
So there's these dinghies packed with maybe 30 people, apparently paying five grand each, and they're being escorted in a little 15 or 10 horsepower outboard engine, putt-putt-putting just across the And the French escort them right up to the British, and the British then take them, and bingo!
You're in.
Something not right with that idea.
No, especially when you're in quarantine, if you happen to be a legitimate traveler.
And by the way, that two-week quarantine applies to Americans going to England.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's not over yet.
That's not over by a long shot.
You know, Christina and Shanta were supposed to come the 19th of May.
And it was on one of the first direct flights, Amsterdam to Austin.
That's gone.
That may never come back.
The direct flight, which I was pretty pumped about.
Yeah, well, pumped no more.
Okay, I'm going to play.
This is my last clip.
Alright, I have, just to let you know, I have a couple of things I can play, but I think I'm only going to play...
Well, since you just did that, let's get this out of the way.
Since that's an international report, I want to do a COVID Beaches in Barcelona clip.
And then I have the Kamala Harris resolution clip, which is kind of interesting.
But at least get this out of the way as an international report about Beaches in Barcelona are open.
Beaches in Barcelona have finally been allowed to reopen, albeit with the requirement for social distancing, although with temperatures soaring, keeping apart from others is a tall order for some.
Alexander Orcott has the story.
At last, the chance for people from all generations to go for a paddle and feel the sand between their toes.
It's a part of everyday life that Barcelona residents had badly missed.
Until now, people were only allowed to exercise alone between 6 and 10 o'clock in the morning.
But these new liberties come with strict new instructions.
What?
Walking is allowed, but sunbathing, swimming, and playing games in groups are forbidden.
Stop playing games!
Even in hot weather, face masks should be worn.
Instructions that are repeated on loop through loudspeakers, although some people say they haven't got the message.
That's so stupid.
I can't even laugh about it.
It's so dumb.
You can exercise between six and ten.
You may walk, citizen.
Don't play games.
You may walk.
People, resist.
Here's a Ask John.
Tell me...
This isn't Ask John.
I'm going to play a clip.
It's 29 seconds.
The president receiving the Space Force flag...
In the Oval Office, then tell me what is interesting about what the President says in this clip.
We have, I call it the super-duper missile, and I heard the other night 17 times faster than what they have right now.
Then you take the fastest missile we have right now.
You've heard Russia has five times, and China's working on five or six times.
We have won 17 times, and it's just gotten the go-ahead.
17 times faster, if you can believe that, General.
That's something, right?
17 times faster than what we have right now.
Fastest in the world by a factor of almost three.
Okay.
Did you notice anything interesting that the president said there?
Well, he said that we have a missile apparently that's 17 times faster than anything ever built.
Right.
Right.
Which is also three times faster than the Russian.
They're talking about the hypersonic missiles.
I think you need to put on the glasses.
Okay, let's see what you're dealing with here.
You got the Q glasses on?
I do.
I'm wearing them now.
He said 17 five times.
What letter of the alphabet is 17?
Six.
Three?
It wouldn't be three.
What letter of the alphabet?
Oh, the alphabet, it wouldn't be six.
Duh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I could look at the alphabet and count, but you're going to just tell me it'd be easier.
Q. Q. And off they come.
He said 17 five times clearly.
Trust the plan.
Where we go one, we go all.
Q in the house.
Space Force!
Space Force.
Alright, well I got my last clip.
Woo!
I love it.
I follow that.
Stupidest things ever that come down the pike.
Virtue signaling, kowtowing to the Chinese.
The Chinese are behind most of today's show was discussing whatever we discussed.
The reason these things are happening, a lot of it has to do with the Chinese.
Why we're denying the viruses made in the lab is because the Chinese media has told us it's not for some reason.
I have my thoughts about this.
We'll discuss it in later shows.
Let's listen to what Tom Cotton has asked about the Kamala Harris resolution, hate speech resolution.
And I'm just...
It's my eyes, I guess.
I just can't find what you're talking about here.
Cotton.
Cotton on Harris' resolution.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Got it.
Senator, also, I think you know that this whole thing started in Wuhan.
And you know that many people call this the Wuhan virus or the Chinese virus.
Kamala Harris has had enough.
She has a resolution that's going to work its way through the Senate to ban the phrase Wuhan virus.
And she calls it anti-aging.
Welcome to my show!
Since Zika is a force in Africa.
But this political correctness run amok covers a more serious point.
The Democrats want to wave their arms and say that this is racist or xenophobic.
And that's because they don't have an answer for China's rise and the threat that China poses to us.
Joe Biden, as we said, has been weak on China for 30 years.
So they want to have politically correct distractions to distract people from his terrible record on China.
We can't let that happen.
Eh, yes.
Well, cotton's been on it.
That's not it.
The whole thing is virtue signaling and then kowtowing to China.
Yeah.
It's got nothing to do with biting.
The last 30 years, a lot of people made a lot of money off of letting China in and setting them up.
Yeah.
It's not, you know, there's reasons why professors, professors are being arrested.
Arrested.
This cannot be just overlooked.
Yeah.
I know.
It's out of control.
That's the problem that Trump identified.
We get wall-to-wall coverage of Lori Loughlin pleading guilty, but yet we have Chinese spies, professorial spies, gets a mention.
A little mugshot, boom, done.
The media is not serving you.
This is why we exist.
This is why we are the No Agenda Show.
We are your podcast and we will be here again on Thursday.
They are disserving you.
That's correct.
They've got something to dissemble.
And we've learned a new word.
Coming to you.
Oh, shoot.
I've got to tell you about the end of show things here.
We've got Tom Starkweather.
We've got Fletcher.
I've got a great Jesse Coy Nelson.
And then I have the...
Oh, man.
I had the credits for Chris's song here.
Oh yes, the COVID Isolation Blues with Sir Chris.
We've got Dave Blues on bass, Joe Rami on drums, and of course guitar.
And that's a Gibson Les Paul 77 vintage.
Coming to you from Opportunity Zone 33 in Austin, Texas, capital of the Drone Star State, FEMA Region No.
6 on the governmental maps in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Carradine.
And Northern Silicon Valley.
Where everybody's just all in for old Joe.
Sleepy Joe.
He's going to win.
He's going to be president.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Thursday right here on No Agenda.
Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Help us out for the next show.
Until then, adios mofos!
And such.
They keep our social distance.
They keep us locked inside.
They say it's for our own good.
But I think they're trying to hide.
Because to isolate the poorly.
That's quarantine.
But isolate the healthy.
Sounds like tyranny.
To me.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
And so we're asking continuously for you all to be outside to enjoy your Memorial Day weekend.
I have had it, boo-boo.
I'm going to bust out of here.
We're going out.
Who's on the phone?
All of us.
It's the future.
You can go out.
You can be outside.
Know what goes good with sunshine?
Beer.
I liked beer.
I still like beer.
And how about some nice homemade tow house cookies?
Yes, please, Miss Adams.
Now you can do this at home if you would like to.
Just very thin slices of onion and then with your breading, whatever you want, you know, a type of flour, any seasonings that you want to have.
And when I drink my little wine, which is about the only wine I drink, and have my little cracker, I guess that's a form of asking for forgiveness.
And I do that as often as possible because I feel cleansed, okay?
Hi, everybody.
Thank you for that beautiful introduction.
The world is turned upside down by a global pandemic, which is why things are so screwed up.
And given the current state of the world, that may be kind of scary.
Leave behind all the old ways of thinking that divide us, like honesty, hard work, responsibility.
Be afraid.
Some of you have had to overcome serious obstacles along the way.
And as much as I'm sure you love your parents, Turns out they don't have all the answers.
A lot of them aren't even asking the right questions.
Those who were struggling before, they're hanging on by a thread.
No, you're too young to understand.
We'll be right back.
You'll make mistakes like we all do.
No one does big things by themselves.
That's how little kids think of it.
But what remains true, everyone around you is hungry and sick.
That realization may be kind of intimidating, but I hope it's also inspiring.
A lot of people want to see you on that ticket.
And the answer is, of course, I would be honored to run for vice president with the nominee.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Because it seems really obnoxious for me to say that out loud since I'm not, you know, no one's asked me.
Honey, I'm scared of three.
Take a chance on me.
I have a question on here about you being Vice President Biden's VP pick.
I think that sounds pretty good.
Senator Klobuchar ate the salad using a comb from her bag.
I think that sounds pretty good.
Then they handed the comb to her aide and told him to clean it.
According to some polls, you are the top choice for Democratic voters as far as who they would like to see as a vice presidential choice.
Have you had any conversations about that?
Women have come forward.
They deserve to be heard.
They deserve to be believed.
The charges are terrible.
I look forward to working with Governor Whitmer and leaders like Governor Whitmer, not many quite like her, but no, no, no, I really mean it.
No, no, no, that is incredible.
I really mean it.
But one can only dream of a more exciting 2020 presidential ticket.
I have a dream.
Mr.
Vermin Supreme.
He jokes and he says, you know, we make up for each other's shortcomings.
My name is Vermin Supreme.
I'm a friendly fascist.
I'm a tyrant that you should trust.
He makes up for a lot more of my shortcomings than I do his, number one.
Whomever the next president is should have somebody they trust.
Mr.
Vermin Supreme.
He said, do you have any conditions?
I said, jokingly, I said two things.
I'll not wear any funny hats and I'm not going to change my brand.
We have giant turbines that we're working on, and we will have lots of zombies, and we'll just sort of dangle brains in front of them, and then they will turn the giant turbines, creating energy to lessen the dependence on foreign oil in America here today.
I have a dream.
The best podcast in the universe.
Adios, mofo.
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