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	Claws, as in Hillary's claws.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, November 24, 2019.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 1193.
	This is no agenda.
	Counting the sealed indictments.
	And broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 in the frontier of Austin, Texas, capital of the drone, Star State.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're all giddy, Over Mike Bloomberg.
	I'm John C. DeVore.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Almost perfect, but you said giddy instead of jitty.
	I say giddy.
	Well, that's wrong.
	I say jiff.
	Where was that last night?
	Oh, it was actually on SNL. They had this whole cold open, you know, where they were doing the debate.
	And Kamala, was it Kamala Harris?
	Yeah, she said, I'm just here to make memes.
	Thanks for the gif.
	I was like, wow, she said gif.
	That was cool.
	Instead of gif.
	Yeah, she's got it pronounced right.
	The guy who invented the graphic standard change format calls it JIF. Yes, I know.
	But why do people say, well, you're wrong.
	Language changes.
	Language changes.
	Get out of the way, boomer.
	Language changes.
	Yeah.
	Change that fast.
	So, of course, we heard this.
	It was interesting.
	I got a note from Dame Jamie early this morning.
	She said, ah!
	Bloomer's going to announce at 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Go check it out.
	She was right.
	I've gotten a lot of these emails about things happening.
	Check it out.
	Make sure you watch.
	And this time it was right.
	But it was kind of already signaled Saturday night, last night, on Saturday Night Live.
	They had an all-star cast.
	They had Will Ferrell was hosting.
	They had Fred, what's his name?
	Arneson, what's it?
	Armistice.
	Armistice.
	Yeah.
	They had Larry David.
	They had...
	Who else did they have?
	Well, anyway, they brought in Bloomberg, and I thought this was a great joke.
	Actually, Bloomberg?
	Does this mean...
	No, not actually Bloomberg.
	It was Fred.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, please.
	Does this mean you're officially running for president?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Maybe.
	Maybe not.
	That'd be hard to be.
	I'd love to see those Trump supporters come up with a conspiracy theory about a Jewish billionaire with his own media company.
	Good luck making that stick.
	I thought that was really funny.
	It's like the number one conspiracy.
	The protocols of the elders of Zion.
	And they're just rolling it right out there.
	And then right after that, they brought in Tulsi, which I thought was also a very good takeoff on what she's doing.
	And let's introduce underdog candidate and tonight's villain, Tulsi Gabbard.
	Thank you, Rachel.
	What an honor it is to be on this stage with my fellow candidates.
	I want you to know that I smell your fear and it makes me stronger.
	I'm wearing the white suit of your fallen hero, Hillary Clinton.
	Now fight me, cowards.
	The white suit.
	And that put me in my place about the white suit.
	Oh, yeah.
	If you look at it that way.
	Yeah.
	Although, one of our producers said, hey man, you gotta understand, this appeals to the Princess Leia generation.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Well, it's not getting her elected, so what difference does it make?
	No.
	No, not really.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Mike?
	Yeah.
	Go ahead.
	Yes.
	I was going to say Mike Bloomberg appeals to the dwarfs.
	To the who?
	To the dwarfs?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's only 4'2".
	Yeah, but that's just...
	I have friends who are only 4'2".
	I'm not saying it's bad.
	Oh, okay.
	It only appeals to the dwarfs.
	Please.
	Well, if you're going to make those sorts of things.
	Yeah.
	All right, so there's a number of different things that went on since we last met.
	And I would have to say, I don't know if you saw it, but the president called in to Fox and Friends in the morning and spoke for about an hour with them.
	Did you see this?
	Yeah, he gets on, they can't seem to get him off.
	They don't know how to tell him to get off.
	They keep trying to interrupt him.
	No president's ever pulled a stunt.
	Because, you know, as far as he's concerned, he can take the whole show and he'll do it if he can.
	And they can't get rid of him because they don't know how to.
	This is the funniest thing about it.
	I think they also didn't want to get rid of him.
	They wanted to keep changing the topic because, you know, he does.
	Well, yeah, you got the guy.
	And you know you're not going to get rid of him.
	You might as well grill him.
	And he does, you know, he does 50 minutes of talking, and let me see, one, two, about six minutes is what you, this really contains the information that you need.
	I did take the liberty of clipping a few things if you are interested.
	Yes, I only heard the one or two clips that everyone was playing.
	Yeah, because I hadn't seen it, and I was like, I just recalled it, and then I saw it was 52 or 53 minutes, and I'm like, let me go check that out, which actually is not a good thing to watch, because it's just the three...
	The three stooges of Fox and Friends sitting on the couch with their hands in their lap.
	And the president's on the phone.
	So I listened to it because I was making dinner.
	And actually, as a podcast, it would have been great.
	But as a primetime morning TV show, I'm not so sure.
	But it was almost...
	Everything we've discussed during the Trump presidency, the sealed indictments, Ukraine, the serve, all of it, all of it was in there.
	And so I just pulled those choice bits out so we can share them.
	The first is...
	This first clip is kind of what we've been waiting for.
	We have this Inspector General report now due on December 9th.
	This is where we get thousands of sealed indictments.
	And the President is kind of propagating that.
	These media outlets are saying that the FBI lawyer manipulated and altered key documents related to that warrant application so that they could get permission to surveil Carter Page.
	He was on with Maria, Warnings with Maria, a few minutes ago, and he says it's a cover-up.
	How does this compare with what happened with that Ukraine conversation?
	Democrats want to impeach you because of that conversation, but this looks pretty bad.
	So my conversation was a perfect conversation, as the Ukrainian president said.
	By the way, in the beginning, he's still kind of Trump with his arms flailing around and, you know, half sentences, but then he got better as he went along.
	What are they talking about?
	They must think we're nuts in this country.
	And this conversation was flawless, it was appropriate, it was perfect.
	It was nice.
	It was everything.
	And they even said that.
	They came out and said it.
	Now, compare that, and they try and impeach.
	And by the way, they've looked like fools over the last five days.
	These interviews were...
	And these were their witnesses.
	This was the best they've got.
	Now, Adam Schiff is a sick puppy.
	He is a...
	It's been incredible.
	Now, what you're going to see, I predict, will be perhaps the biggest scandal in the history of our country.
	Political scandal.
	But I guess that's the biggest, because what's more important than...
	What do you mean by that?
	So you have a Pfizer report coming out, which the word is, it's historic.
	That's what the word is.
	That's what I hear.
	Yeah.
	From Joe DeGeneva, he told it.
	It's historic.
	You're going to see something.
	And then, perhaps even more importantly, you have Durham coming out shortly thereafter.
	He's the U.S. attorney, and he's already announced it's criminal.
	And we'll see what happens.
	Mr.
	President.
	You have a lot of very, very bad people.
	And, you know, a lot of people say deep state.
	I don't like to use the word deep state.
	I just say they're really bad, sick people.
	Okay.
	So he's wet my appetite now.
	The sealed indictments are coming.
	It's going to be very bad.
	It's going to be perfect, really.
	When you think about it, we have a perfect podcast, don't you think?
	I love this perfect, genuine dynamite.
	That's right, perfect.
	Award winning.
	So these indictments and what is coming out in the report, how high up does it go?
	Who was involved?
	What?
	You said criminal.
	Criminal, yes.
	Criminal.
	But how high does it go?
	Does it go all the way to the West Wing?
	Mr.
	President, you say it could be historic.
	You have suggested in the past that this might go much higher than the Department of Justice or the FBI during the Obama administration.
	Are you suggesting it could actually go up into the West Wing?
	When you're dealing at the highest levels of government, they were spying on my campaign.
	This is my opinion.
	I said it a long time ago.
	Remember when I put out a tweet and I talked about the wiretapping in quotes, meaning modern day version of whatever wiretapping may be, and all hell broke loose.
	Well, how high did it go, Mr.
	President?
	How high did it go?
	Your opinion.
	Personally, I think it goes all the way, okay?
	Because I think it's impossible.
	To Barack Obama.
	For Brennan, and for Clapper, and for all of these losers that you had over there, I think it's impossible for them to be doing things.
	And let's see what it all says.
	It's impossible, Susan Rice.
	The person that worked at the United Nations who went after Pfizer reports and went after reports like she ate them for lunch.
	And, you know, you look at the previous administration, they went after like a few, and she was getting them at levels that nobody's ever even imagined before and it had nothing to do with her.
	And we kind of forget about Susan Rice's role, but you recall she had that cover-your-ass email she sent to herself.
	Yeah.
	So this is coming out.
	No, I think this goes to the highest level.
	I hate to say it.
	I think it's a disgrace.
	They thought I was going to win, and they said, how could we stop them?
	They wrote up the phony fake dossier, the disgusting fake dossier, and they tried to have it put out prior to the election just to show you how incompetent they were.
	They spent millions and millions of dollars.
	Hillary Clinton paid for it and the Democrats.
	A lot of it had to do, they say, with Ukraine.
	It's very interesting.
	They have the server, right?
	From the DNC, Democratic National Committee.
	Who has the server?
	The FBI went in and they told him, get out of here.
	You're not kidding.
	We're not giving it to you.
	They gave the server to CrowdStrike, or whatever it's called, which is a company owned by a very wealthy Ukrainian.
	And I still want to see that server.
	You know, the FBI has never gotten that server.
	That's a big part of this whole thing.
	Why did they give it to a Ukrainian company?
	Are you sure they did that?
	Are you sure they gave it to Ukraine?
	Well, that's what the word is.
	And that's what I asked actually in my phone call, if you know.
	I mean, I asked it very point blank because we're looking for corruption.
	That's what the word is.
	Hey, you know, I'm just a prez.
	What do I know, man?
	What do I know?
	The thing is, I'm reminded of Scott Adams' commentary.
	I'm so glad you like this.
	I was worried.
	This is all a comedy show.
	It is!
	He is the show!
	We just had a week, as we discussed, of the worst television in American broadcast history, and Trump decides to, you know, up the game a little bit.
	Let's keep the people...
	Let's keep the people entertained.
	That's what I heard.
	Hey, you know, this is what they say.
	That was the longest clip I have.
	The rest are a little bit shorter.
	As always, he always drops little bits of information in there that are, I think, useful for stuff for No Agenda Nation to keep their eye on.
	But now he's going to talk about some of his favorite people.
	This was their talking point, Trump and Russia.
	And if you take a look at it, just look at the facts.
	Even look at what I've done for Ukraine by giving them tank busters, by giving them stuff.
	And Obama would send pillows and sheets.
	He wouldn't send anything else.
	The whole thing...
	Now, Schiff, remember this.
	He makes it all up.
	He's sick.
	There's something wrong with him.
	So...
	He made up my phone call.
	He made it up.
	He made up a phone call.
	And then when I released it, everybody was embarrassed.
	And crazy Nancy Pelosi, who, by the way, is going to go down as the worst speaker in the history of the House of Representatives, she hasn't done anything.
	All she said, she's like paralyzed.
	She cannot do anything.
	Well, Mr.
	President...
	I predict she won't do USMCA because Richard Trumka, who's a good guy...
	And we haven't heard from the SEIU or Trumpka in a long time.
	And he was all over the Obama presidency.
	The SEIU and all the unions really worked hard on getting Obama in.
	And so now what Trump is saying is that Nancy Pelosi is paralyzed because he's pulling the strings.
	And I think there might be something to that.
	It could be.
	And we haven't heard from the guy much, really.
	He doesn't have the media profile.
	And that would make sense.
	I predict she won't do USMCA, because Richard Trumka, who's a good guy, but a big union guy, only cares about a union.
	Richard Trumka has her mortified.
	She won't do USMCA, and everybody in the country wants it, the farmers, the manufacturers.
	But Richard Trumka has her like he plays her like a fiddle.
	And I predict she won't even do it.
	And by the way, she's got such pressure on her to do it.
	All she has to do is put it to a vote.
	She's holding it for six months.
	It's growing dust on her desk.
	And Mexico and Canada are calling saying, what's going on?
	Where's our agreement?
	They signed it.
	Yeah, the USMCA, man, he keeps bringing that up.
	Like, we signed it already.
	Let's get that on the floor.
	Let's get a vote.
	Well, I guess that's not going to happen.
	And now, really the crux of what Trump says is why he's doing all this, with some validity.
	I mean, you tell me, this is a guy who got thrown out of the Navy dishonorably.
	This is Ukraine, the Bidens, and he's talking about the Biden kid.
	I mean, you tell me, this is a guy who got thrown out of the Navy dishonorably, who gets thrown out of the Navy shortly thereafter, and made no...
	Of course you have to look at corruption.
	Are we going to be sending massive amounts of money to a country and they're corrupt and they steal the money and it goes into everybody's bank account?
	So you have to look at that.
	And I will tell you this about Joe Biden.
	I never said it specifically on him, but I watched Joe Biden with the prosecutor, who a lot of people said was a great prosecutor and they took him off.
	And he was prosecuting that company.
	That the kid who never made 10 cents in his life and all of a sudden is making millions of dollars the day he...
	I mean, you tell me, this is a guy who got thrown out of the Navy dishonorably.
	He gets thrown out of the Navy shortly thereafter and made no money.
	Went through, made no money.
	And all of a sudden he comes VP and he's making millions and millions of dollars, not only from there, but from China.
	So, Mr.
	President, the accusation is this, that you're using aid, taxpayer dollars, to attack a political opponent in Joe Biden.
	And you say, you do say, I wanted to hold up that aid because of corruption, but you also in the phone call...
	No, no, two reasons.
	Okay.
	For corruption, because it's known, I want to make sure the money is going to be spent properly.
	But there's another reason that is maybe to me the most important.
	Which is?
	Why isn't Germany, France, the European Union, why aren't all those countries in Europe, why aren't they paying?
	Why is it always the United States, the sucker?
	I got elected on that.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I like that a lot.
	And the reason why, I'll give the president his answer, is because this is, in particular Ukraine, but the whole military-industrial complex works like this.
	You give a billion dollars to a country for our interest, for our national security, because Russia, a billion dollars.
	But I don't know if the check actually gets sent.
	It's more like an account.
	So they can come back and say, well, I'm going to use this consultant, this lobbyist, that group, that NGO. Yeah, they send the money.
	They send the money right back to their buddies, to the lobbyists, and to the NGO, the non-governmental organizations, and into the military-industrial complex, into buying stuff.
	It's our money that's going to these a-holes in Washington who are taking it.
	And that's probably why they're all so crazy about Trump- You know, ripping this deal open.
	And also, now, in hindsight, probably the reason why they're running Joe Biden.
	It's like, oh God, if we can just make him president, then at least he can cover it all up for us.
	Because Biden, I believe, I don't know, but I believe that Biden was in on the corruption just like everybody else in Washington.
	But we know Joe's the dumbest guy in the room, and he fucked it up.
	And he just reminded me of Goodfellas.
	Is it Goodfell?
	Yeah, they do the heist and they show up with convertibles and with their wives in fur coats.
	And that's what Biden did.
	He had a big heart.
	Hey, man, you're not getting your billion dollars unless you fire that guy in six hours.
	And he blew it.
	He blew it.
	He blew it for everybody.
	And then, you know, Hunter Biden has been unmasked.
	And so now there's a big problem.
	And they can't just, to quote, to phrase, to use a phrase, throw Joe under the bus because then everybody goes.
	So he still kind of has to be president or someone else friendly who's in on the game.
	Then there was one thing that the President said which I'd kind of forgotten and because of Saturday Night Live and incessant media coverage and just in general how we view people and how we...
	How we determine what we think about them based upon superficial television images.
	But I lived in New York City when Rudy Giuliani was mayor.
	I moved there in the mid-80s, and it was a shithole.
	That was the Dinkins era.
	Yes.
	So Dinkins got out and Giuliani came in with...
	What was the cop?
	The top cop he had?
	Bratton.
	Yes.
	And they cleaned...
	I saw it happen.
	They cleaned up New York in front of my very eyes.
	Now I think it went a little too far under Bloomberg because now you can fall down drunk on Times Square and not hurt yourself because it's Disneyland with the rubber bricks and everything.
	I like New York a little bit dangerous.
	But no doubt Giuliani went after crime.
	He went after organized crime.
	And that's what the president reminded the...
	And the squeegee guys.
	That was the most important.
	Coming through the tunnel and the squeegee guys.
	And they were gone one day to the next.
	They may still be at the bottom of the East River.
	I don't know what they did with it, but they cleaned it up.
	And so this is Trump's reasoning.
	He was, of course, also in New York in the 80s, 90s, and a long time.
	This is his reason for getting Giuliani involved, which...
	You know, you kind of forget about it.
	You decide to, say, Rudy Giuliani, your longtime friend, mayor and prosecutor, you send him into the Ukraine.
	I want you to hear what Ambassador Sondland said, and it's been pretty consistent among State Department workers.
	It seems like Rudy Giuliani was getting under a lot of people's skin.
	So why was it necessary to put Rudy in the middle of a Ukraine, a country he knew little about, as opposed to let the people do their jobs there and just give them the same mission?
	Okay, first of all, Volker, I don't know him.
	Don't know him.
	This guy, Sondland, hardly know him.
	I've had a couple of conversations with him.
	I see him hanging around, you know, when I go to Europe.
	But he was really...
	This is such a good description.
	You know that when Trump's there with his posse, and this guy who...
	So he bundled a million dollars.
	It wasn't all his money.
	I'm sure he paid a lot.
	And he bundled that.
	And so he gets a good ambassadorship.
	A million bucks buys you ambassadorship to the European Union.
	And I guess he's in Brussels, which could be worse when it comes to being a politician.
	Yeah, and I'm sure it's a party assignment.
	Party guy.
	Yeah, party guy.
	And you know that this is exactly what this guy is.
	He's a hanger-on.
	He's hanging around.
	Hey, press.
	Remember my million dollars?
	Yeah.
	That's exactly what this guy is.
	I hardly know him.
	I've had a couple of conversations with him.
	I see him hanging around, you know, when I go to Europe.
	But he was really the European Union ambassador.
	And all of a sudden he's working on this and, you know, ask about that.
	Rudy is a great crime fighter.
	Rudy is the best mayor in the history of New York City.
	Rudy Giuliani is a very legendary figure in our country.
	Rudy was the U.S. Attorney.
	He also worked at the Justice Department.
	Believe me, this kind of crap wouldn't have happened in the Justice Department if Rudy Giuliani was the Attorney General, just like I believe Bill Barr will straighten it out and straighten it out for good.
	But Rudy Giuliani was one of the great crime fighters of all time.
	He's also a friend of mine.
	He's a great person.
	He's like an iconic figure in this country for two reasons.
	He was the greatest mayor in the history of New York, and he was the greatest crime fighter probably in the last 50 years.
	When you're dealing with a corrupt country, Rudy Giuliani's got credentials because of his reputation.
	When Rudy Giuliani goes there and you hear it's a corrupt country, I mean, it means a lot.
	I think that's true.
	And we overlook it.
	I agree, too.
	I'm just more interested in or fascinated by Trump's structure.
	He will say, to get the point home, because he knows that nobody's really fully listening, and they're not fully engaged, So he'll say the same thing in different ways.
	Five times.
	Jim Rome.
	Five times in a sentence.
	He'll say the same thing over and over and over with a slightly different twist to it.
	Rudy Giuliani, the crime fighter, was in there four times, three to four times.
	I think it was four.
	But it was put in there four times in different ways.
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	Just to make you aware of it.
	And he does this constantly.
	He also...
	He is always repeating himself.
	Well, he knows that it works, and he...
	Well, he knows he has to do it, because otherwise people don't...
	Yes.
	They won't hear it.
	The whole...
	And so I didn't clip it.
	At some point he even said...
	They said, well, what are you going to do?
	I should have clipped this.
	What are you going to do to get your message out?
	He says, I'm doing it right now.
	He said, this is where people don't read the New York Times, the Washington Post.
	They watch Fox and Friends.
	That's why I'm giving my message here.
	And what's interesting is I was watching the troll room, the minutes about Giuliani, they all fall into that trap of...
	Oh, you know, he dressed up like a drag queen.
	It's all superficial.
	He did do some good stuff.
	Oh, complicit in 9-11?
	Sure.
	Of course.
	I'm sure he is.
	Two more.
	This is about the red-headed ambassador, Yovanovitch.
	And then the accusation comes in that your ambassador is being tarnished by Rudy Giuliani.
	Look, the ambassador, the woman, she wouldn't even put up she's an Obama person.
	I said, why are you being so kind?
	Well, sir, she's a woman.
	We have to be...
	I wish he would have said Obama bot.
	I almost expected him to say that.
	Obama person.
	Someone should get that to him.
	Use the term Obama bot.
	She's an Obama person.
	I said, why are you being so kind?
	Well, sir, she's a woman.
	We have to be nice.
	She's very tough.
	I heard bad things.
	And by the way, when I was talking to President Zelensky, it's right on the phone.
	You can read it.
	He didn't like her.
	He brought up her name and he didn't like her at all.
	How do you have an ambassador with the president, the new president?
	We're so wedded in.
	And don't forget, Ukraine hated me.
	They were after me in the election.
	They wanted Hillary Clinton to win.
	And when I won, all of a sudden, they became so nice.
	They had to make up.
	There were many articles where they had to, you know, get to be friendly, you know, because we're like a gravy train for them, okay?
	We're like their gravy train.
	So they were totally in favor of Hillary Clinton.
	But this ambassador that, you know, everybody says is so wonderful, She wouldn't hang my picture in the embassy.
	She's in charge of the embassy.
	She wouldn't hang it.
	It took like a year and a half or two years for her to get the picture up.
	She said bad things about me.
	She wouldn't defend me.
	And I have the right to change an ambassador.
	And Rudy didn't say good things, but he wasn't crazy about it.
	You know, he wasn't like a major topic.
	But I have the right to change.
	This was an Obama person.
	I wouldn't didn't want to hang my picture in the embassy.
	It's standard as you put the president of the United States picture in an embassy.
	This was not an angel, this woman.
	OK, there are a lot of things that she did that I didn't like.
	And we will talk about that at some time.
	But I just want to let you know this was not a baby that we're dealing with.
	So I'm sure it will be painted off as very petty of Trump to talk about that.
	But what the hell?
	That's exactly the kind of person that you want to get out of there.
	I'm not hanging his picture up.
	They're required to hang the president's picture.
	Of course.
	It makes him sound like a petty jerk-off.
	That's true.
	But in fact, he's right.
	Of course he's right.
	It's our embassy.
	It's representing us.
	But the thing is, as we pointed out on the show months ago, she was fired and everybody was told to leave their offices the day Trump got in.
	Yeah.
	Within two or three days, he announced he wants all the ambassadors and everybody to check out and they're going to let the...
	The second guy, there's always a second person there.
	Yeah, the deputy.
	That's a professional deputy.
	Then the deputy's supposed to take over all these places and they're all supposed to leave because they're a bunch of Obama bots.
	She wouldn't even leave.
	She didn't leave.
	She was one of the few that said, I'm staying.
	And I'm not hanging his picture on the wall.
	I'm not hanging your picture up here, douchebag.
	With my Hermes scarf.
	Oh, sorry.
	That was my elbow.
	Hit the bell.
	Alright, last one.
	This kind of wraps it all up.
	Because, of course, this is Mr.
	Smith Goes to Washington.
	With no experience...
	At doing this, but I've had a lot of experience in life, and we're doing great as a country, and we're respected again as a country, and we were not respected.
	With no experience, I come to Washington.
	I've defeated the Clinton dynasty, I've defeated the Bush dynasty, and I've defeated the Obama, whatever you want to call it, right?
	The three biggest.
	I've defeated them all at one time with no experience.
	The hatred is incredible.
	But I have to deal with Crazy Nancy.
	I mean, she's crazy as a bed bug.
	She is nuts.
	And what she's doing, and she's not talented.
	She's highly overrated.
	All she's doing is sitting.
	She's not doing any work for the people.
	And now it turns out that the whole impeachment thing is a scam.
	And now on top of it, now you're starting to get some feedback that the IG report is coming out.
	And I think that will be the greatest Political scandal in the history of our country.
	There you go.
	Thousands of sealed indictments coming December 9th, followed by another one shortly thereafter.
	I can't wait.
	Sure.
	You know, it was, let me see, 9-0-3.
	You know, after this goes blows over about mid-December, he said, well, I was very disappointed.
	Yeah, and then he'll have to fire Barr.
	He didn't come through and fire the IG. But it was almost 200 episodes ago.
	In fact, it was 200 episodes ago that you predicted this would happen.
	And one of our producers...
	I don't know how you guys do it, you producers.
	I don't know how you know where something was mentioned on a show.
	I can't even remember...
	13 minutes ago.
	But somehow, people know exactly where things are in which episode, and here is your prediction of impeachment.
	The 25th Amendment refers to how to get rid of the president.
	So, the Democrats are saying, we've got to bear down, and so in 2018, if we can take the House back, which they're not taking the House back, but if they take the Senate back, they think Because there's so many Republicans that don't like Trump.
	They think they can get him impeached, although I don't think they know what impeach means or how you go about it.
	You have to do a criminal act.
	But they think they can get him impeached for some minor thing, and then he will get ousted, and in 2018 he'll be good.
	So he only has two years.
	That's all we have to worry about Trump is for two years they're going to impeach him.
	Yes.
	They certainly tried.
	You predicted it.
	Yeah.
	Well, I developed that further into saying this is all a political ploy because they know they can't.
	Because they couldn't get the Senate back, but they got the House.
	If they had the Senate back, it would be done.
	It's too hard to do.
	Yes.
	This is just a fiasco.
	This is show business.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is beautiful.
	On the heels of...
	Where's my Brennan clip?
	Brennan interpreting our justice system in the United States in the following manner.
	People are innocent until alleged to be involved in some type of criminal activity.
	Of course.
	Just like language, law can change.
	Interpretation of law changes over time.
	So you're innocent until you're suspected of doing something.
	Nancy Pelosi is very angry that the president is trying to stop all kinds of things with the courts.
	You know, they're trying to get his tax returns.
	He's stopping it with the court.
	This will not stand, this going to court business, she says.
	They keep taking it to court, and no, we're not going to wait until the courts decide.
	That might be information that's available to the Senate.
	It's crazy.
	In terms of how far we go and when we go.
	But we can't wait for that because, again, it's a technique.
	It's obstruction of justice, obstruction of Congress.
	So we cannot let their further obstruction of Congress be an impediment to our honoring our oath of office.
	So going to the court to try and settle a dispute is obstruction of justice and obstruction of Congress, which was parroted by House freshman Jayapal.
	So if Democrats aren't waiting for the courts and there's clear stonewalling from the White House, which Democrats believe clearly is obstruction of justice, how is that not enough to proceed forward?
	Well, I think that what you are seeing is exactly what you're saying.
	You know, the evidence is clear.
	It has been clear.
	And now it has been corroborated in multiple devastating ways for the president.
	So we are not going to allow the president to use obstruction of justice and obstruction of Congress To stop us by saying, well, we need to call more witnesses.
	We have had so many witnesses, including the President of the United States, the key early witness to exactly what happened.
	So I think what Speaker Pelosi is saying is we're not going to fall into their tactics of delay and, you know, trying to use the court system.
	That is in and of itself obstruction of justice, and that is what the President does not seem to understand.
	I don't understand it either.
	How can he use it?
	Using the courts is an obstruction.
	I don't understand.
	Please help me.
	My brain is frying from that.
	She has one of those little laugh tales that she had right at the beginning.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, really?
	Hold on a second.
	She's asked the question, and within the first sentence, she, out of the blue, has one of these inconvenient laughs that goes...
	Well, let's listen to it.
	Let me play it again.
	Right in the beginning, you said?
	It's the beginning of her, yeah.
	Not the beginning of the other one.
	I'll fast forward here.
	How is that not enough to proceed forward?
	Well, I think that what you are seeing is exactly what you're saying.
	Nailed it!
	That's it, man.
	That is her tell.
	Bullshit forthcoming.
	In the next minute.
	And it was only 37 seconds.
	There's absolutely no reason for that laugh.
	What was the point of her laughing right there?
	To alert the no agenda show that what's coming is bullcrap?
	Well, it works.
	Now, I saw this, all of a sudden there was something trending on the tweeters, like, oh my goodness, Trump is threatening to throw Giuliani under the bus!
	Which, by the way, in the Netherlands we say we throw someone under the tram.
	The tram?
	Yes.
	You don't say bus, you say I'll throw you under the tram.
	But they actually mean I'll throw you under the tram.
	There's no metaphor.
	So Giuliani was on the TV. I don't know what show he was on.
	Well, I'll play it for you, and then we can see how it was interpreted.
	President Trump, in the last week or two, have you met with him?
	Are you still his counsel?
	I do not discuss my conversations with my client.
	You can assume that I talk to him early and often.
	Yeah.
	And have a very, very good relationship with him.
	And all of these comments, which are totally insulting.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I've seen things written like, he's going to throw me under the bus.
	Right.
	When they say that, I say, he isn't, but I have insurance.
	Okay.
	This is ridiculous.
	We are very good friends.
	He knows what I did was...
	So that was interpreted as, oh my God, Trump's going to throw Giuliani under the bus!
	Which is very, very odd, but okay, we'll take it.
	And Giuliani tweeted...
	Late yesterday afternoon.
	Truth alert!
	The statement I've made several times of having an insurance policy, if thrown under the bus, is sarcastic and relates to the files in my safe about the Biden family's four decades of monetizing his office.
	If I disappear, it will immediately appear along with my RICO chart.
	Ho, ho, ho, ho.
	Wow, he's pulling a Trump for a Joe DiGenova.
	He's got sealed indictments in his safe.
	He's got Rico in his case in his safe.
	Well, there's probably something to it.
	We had a clip about three years ago when we were playing some of these socialist characters that were bitching about how the Democrats have sold out.
	Real serious guys.
	And one of them said something about Biden being really the head of a criminal organization running itself.
	And there are criminal organizations that mob-like operations out of Delaware.
	Oh, sure.
	Especially Delaware.
	At Delaware and Rhode Island.
	We learned that from the Sopranos.
	Yes.
	This is where we get all our truth from.
	But you're right.
	I think it goes back to Wise Guys with buying the ermine coat out of the blue.
	Yeah.
	Oops.
	Let's see what else I have and I can be done with this.
	Oh yeah, well Fox is now teasing this, of course.
	Breaking news tonight.
	Even more details appear to be leaking out from that long-awaited IG report on so-called deep state involvement in President Trump's 2016 campaign.
	According to the New York Times, the report will name at least one low-level FBI official, a lawyer, named Kevin Clinesmith, accusing him of manipulating the details of an email.
	That was later used to obtain surveillance warrants on Carter Page.
	FBI attorney number two from the June 2018 IG report.
	That would make him the unnamed FBI official who was removed by special counsel Robert Mueller after his election day text messages came to light, telling another FBI employee, quote, I just can't imagine the systemic disassembly of the progress we made over the last eight years.
	ACA is gone.
	Who knows if the rhetoric about deporting people, walls, and crap is true.
	The crazies won finally.
	Also, Pence is stupid.
	So, for some reason, either they were given a draft, but all the media, the big media companies, which, what are they, three now, received a draft of this report that's coming out on December 9th.
	And this tells me they must have something good, but they only all got a piece of it.
	So apparently they were all compartmentalized and it was a rough draft.
	And so the New York Times has a sneak preview where they do indeed nail this FBI agent with his name and what he did and he fiddled with the report.
	But that's kind of how they're writing it.
	More broadly...
	Mr.
	Horowitz's report to be made public on December 9th portrays the overall effort to seek the wiretrap order and its renewals as sloppy and unprofessional, according to the people familiar with it.
	He will also sharply criticize as careless one of the FBI case agents in New York handling the matter and say that the Bureau and the Justice Department displayed poor coordination during the investigation.
	So they've got their own spin on it, but if they can spin this out of it, it's going to be another dud.
	We'll see.
	We're just going to predict it's going to be another dud whether they can spin out of it or not.
	Yeah.
	I mean, what you're not seeing is, you know, and now the Hill is reporting on the Ukrainians reaching out saying, hey, we got to do something about this corruption.
	The two members of parliament and now the prosecutor is doing interviews.
	So the Ukraine is really trying to help Trump at this point.
	Yeah.
	And I don't know, I just, in my world...
	Well, this is a mad scramble at this point.
	That's what, yes.
	And in my world, it feels like that.
	Like they're freaking out.
	It's a mad scramble.
	We gotta get Trump out of there.
	We gotta do something.
	We gotta put a stop to this because, well, Hillary predicted that they're all gonna be hanging by nooses.
	We'll hang by nooses, yes.
	If he wins.
	If this guy wins because, you know, he's not gonna be part of the scheme.
	It's almost like the movie Serpico.
	Yes.
	Trump is Serpico.
	Yeah, to a degree.
	To a degree.
	Who was it?
	That wasn't De Niro, was it?
	Was that De Niro, Serpico?
	Pacino.
	Pacino, I'm sorry.
	Thank goodness.
	I can still like that movie then.
	So that's it.
	I'm super excited.
	I got some stuff to add on, which is a little off-the-wall stuff.
	Let's start with Nancy Pelosi's funny gaffe.
	Oh, thank goodness.
	Come back before the committee and speak all the truth that he wants.
	You don't expect him to do that.
	If he wants to take the oath of office, or he could do it in writing.
	He has every opportunity to present his case.
	She has used this phrase, oath of office, so many times in her bullcrap press statements that now it's just slipping out at the wrong time.
	If he wants to take the oath...
	Yeah, she's always condemning Trump for violating his oath of office, but now he's supposed to testify and give the oath of office.
	I hereby do solemnly swear I will protect you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What an idiot.
	John, how old is she?
	Let's just be ages for a second.
	She's 86.
	Is that true?
	No, no, no, no.
	She's like 80.
	Or she might even be 79.
	Let's look it up!
	We have to...
	Yeah, I think 79.
	She's not even 80 yet.
	Not even 80.
	She's good for another eight years.
	She should be good for a few.
	Keep her in there.
	Yeah.
	Well, she's definitely a laugh riot.
	She's great for the show.
	As to the comedy, the overall comedy.
	Oh, definitely.
	Now, so Bolton apparently is, you know, waffling about coming on board.
	I want to talk about that for a second, because I have a different thought about this guy in this regard.
	Now, what do you mean when you say Bolton's thinking about coming on board?
	Well, here, play the impeachment.
	Bolton coming, CBS. Ah, okay.
	Uh...
	Impeachment.
	Oh, you said, okay, I was looking under B. Impeachment.
	Bolton coming, CBS. Got it!
	Tonight, a key figure at the center of the impeachment inquiry might be willing to tell what he knows about the backstory behind the pressure campaign in Ukraine.
	Nancy Cordes and why everyone wants to hear from President Trump's former national security advisor, John Bolton.
	Ambassador Bolton abruptly ended the meeting.
	Over the two weeks of hearings, his name kept coming up.
	Ambassador Bolton had looked pained.
	This drug deal, as Bolton called it.
	John Bolton broke a two-month silence today, announcing that his Twitter account had just been liberated after being suppressed unfairly in the aftermath of his resignation as National Security Advisor.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	I thought he was...
	He was deplatformed, but now it turns out he was just suppressed?
	The Algos didn't like him?
	Is that what the story is now?
	No, no.
	The claim is by the media is that the White House cut him off.
	They wouldn't give him his password.
	They actually asked Trump that on Fox and Friends?
	He says, no, of course not.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's where they asked him.
	That's where they got it from.
	Got it.
	...in the aftermath of his resignation as National Security Advisor.
	In a series of cryptic tweets, he suggested the White House had done it out of fear.
	Did you guys freeze his account?
	No, of course not.
	Of course not.
	Bolton, who recently signed a $2 million book deal, skipped out on his impeachment deposition, even as his lawyer suggested that Bolton was personally involved in many relevant meetings and conversations that have not yet been discussed.
	But House Democrats say they may already have enough evidence that President Trump pressured Ukraine to investigate his campaign rival, Joe Biden.
	It was inappropriate.
	Was there a quid pro quo?
	The answer is yes.
	The House Intelligence Committee, which held the hearings, will now spend the Thanksgiving recess writing up a report for the Judiciary Committee.
	That committee would handle the drafting of articles of impeachment, which could include bribery, abuse of power, and obstruction of justice.
	What we're talking about here is the withholding of military aid to an ally at war.
	That is beyond anything Nixon did.
	House Speaker Nancy Pelosi insists that she and other Democratic leaders have not made a final decision about whether to impeach.
	But privately, Nora, Democrats tell us that's where this is headed, although they're heading there without the bipartisan support they once said was critical.
	Well...
	I don't know.
	If Bolton tries to be a hero, it could work out very poorly for him.
	I don't know what you mean by that.
	What do you mean tries to be a hero?
	A hero to the tards!
	To the Trump haters!
	No, that's never going to happen.
	I think the right-wing talkers all think they hate Bolton, and a lot of people do.
	But he's not the type of guy, he's got a $2 million book deal, he's not going to blow it up.
	And if he goes in, he's going to go in as a Trump He's going to present himself as a Trump skeptic and he's going to take one for the team.
	Oh.
	Because he needs to take one for the team to get this book to sell, to maintain.
	I mean, he's never going to make the $2 million advance back.
	Maybe he will.
	But he's not going to get another book deal unless this book does well.
	And he wants to do another book because all these guys do.
	And so he's got his book deal.
	He's going to get another book deal, he hopes.
	And he's not going to get anywhere with the first book if he turns on Trump.
	He can't do it.
	And he won't.
	He's good enough.
	He knows Trump's not the neol-conservative that he would like him to be, and he's not a warmonger that he'd like him to be.
	But he's not going to turn on Trump.
	He's just not going to do it.
	It's just not his style.
	Who published his book?
	Double Day, I think.
	I'm not sure, though.
	Do they have a media affiliation?
	I don't...
	Again, I... Just curious.
	Just curious.
	They all do, pretty much.
	I guess that's true.
	They all do.
	All the big boys.
	Well, Bolton, I don't think he's going to show.
	He's going to do interviews just like...
	I mean, look at this.
	Comey had a book.
	Interviews.
	This Jamoke.
	Interviews.
	Yeah, that's probably true.
	Everybody has a damn book out.
	And from what I saw from the cover, he didn't write it.
	It's with so-and-so, so someone else wrote it.
	What a gig this must be.
	I mean, you can write a book for Hillary and Chelsea.
	You can write a book for Bolton.
	Pompeo, I'm sure, is going to be asked to leave State Department.
	He's on the way out.
	Yeah.
	Because he fucked it up.
	Sorry.
	He messed it up.
	He didn't have his State Department under control.
	So he has to go.
	So he'll write a book.
	They're all writing so many books.
	Meanwhile, I'm too busy making clips about these jimokes.
	I can't even finish my own book.
	I'm starting to look like someone I know.
	So let's listen to something that's a medley.
	Oh!
	Now, this one is kind of, I think, a cut between two medleys that have been there.
	This is the bombshell plus the walls are closing in medley.
	Mm-hmm.
	And I want to play this one again because this medley starts on February 2017.
	Oh yeah, this is the one where in the video you see the year and the date actually moving forward as they go through all these different clips.
	And it ends in September of 2018.
	Like, over a year ago.
	And so, for over...
	I'm just mentioning that to get people in the mood for this.
	I have two medleys today, by the way.
	I have another one, which is new.
	This one's kind of a combination of a couple old ones.
	But you have to remember, this is from 2017 and 2018.
	And we don't even get close to 2019.
	And this is what we've had to put up with.
	And this is why the media is just useless and just listen to this nonsense.
	Breaking news.
	A bombshell.
	Today is a turning point.
	Today was historically bad for President Trump.
	Today was a turning point.
	A turning point.
	We're at a turning point here.
	The beginning of the end for the Trump president.
	We have another bombshell.
	Mike Pence might have to assume the office of the presidency.
	Rumblings of the word impeachment.
	Breaking news.
	Another bombshell out of the White House.
	I believe this is the beginning of the end.
	I do too.
	It's really the beginning of the end.
	He may be feeling the walls closing in on him.
	All the walls closing in on him.
	The walls closing in on him.
	Breaking news, a new bombshell.
	One astrologer says this means the beginning of the end for President Donald Trump.
	Trump will resign.
	Trump is going to resign.
	Is this the tipping point?
	I know we've said it over and over.
	You think this is a tipping point?
	And over and over.
	This is a tipping point.
	And over and over.
	Breaking news, President Trump off the rails.
	It was the beginning of the end today.
	This is the beginning of the end.
	Breaking news tonight, new bombshells.
	This is the beginning of the end.
	The beginning of the end.
	The walls are closing in.
	The walls closing in.
	The walls closing in.
	Breaking overnight bombshells.
	This is a very dramatic day and I think it might be near a tipping point.
	You think this is a tipping point?
	December 1st, 2017, you can mark it down.
	This is the day that everything changed.
	The beginning of the end.
	The beginning of the end.
	We begin tonight with a bombshell.
	Donald Trump is in a lot of trouble.
	Trump is in trouble.
	The president will resign.
	Another hour, another bombshell.
	This is a tipping point.
	Trump's going down.
	This president...
	Could be impeached.
	Resignation.
	Resignation.
	I don't think this president is going to serve out his term.
	Mr.
	Trump will not serve out his term.
	He will not serve out his term.
	No way, no how.
	Breaking news.
	Absolute bonds.
	Donald Trump is not.
	He's done.
	And it's over.
	It's over.
	The wall's closing in.
	The walls closing in.
	This is going to be the Achilles heel.
	Breaking news tonight.
	I expect Trump to depart.
	This week will be the watershed week.
	Trump is in big trouble.
	Trump's in a lot of trouble.
	It's a sign of a terrified old man who feels the walls closing in.
	The walls are increasingly closing in on him.
	Tonight the walls are closing in.
	Today changed everything.
	This is the beginning of the end.
	Today the biggest tipping point for the Trump administration.
	What a historic day.
	The bombshells.
	He's underwater.
	He feels the walls closing.
	Turning point.
	We may be at a tipping point.
	It's the beginning of the end.
	The beginning of the end.
	Another bombshell.
	Bombshell.
	This is a bombshell.
	And it turned out it was just a tip.
	It's unbelievable.
	So the one that came out just recently is this one.
	It's not about Trump necessarily, but it's kind of...
	On an offhanded way it is because everything is.
	But this is the one where there seems to be a script that went around about biased news because you're going to hear it.
	This is one of the people who put this one together like to do the simultaneously in this case.
	I counted them because I showed them on the screen.
	Is this the old one?
	Is this the old?
	This is from the Sinclair stations?
	Is it?
	I think so.
	I think this is a couple of years old, isn't it?
	I'm not sure this is the one that's a couple of years old.
	I know we played another one of these before where they play all this simultaneous stuff.
	But this had 40 simultaneous people saying the exact same thing at the exact same time.
	Uh...
	As far as I know, this just came out.
	Hold on.
	Here's the one that we had.
	No, this one's much shorter.
	Yours is longer.
	So let's just see what this was.
	This was April 2018.
	Which we all disdain, depending on what our description is of them.
	The concern, I think.
	There's a concern.
	The concerns resurface.
	Is that concerning to you?
	Isn't that concerning?
	Nicole, I share that concern greatly.
	Mayor, should we be concerned?
	It should be a little bit.
	No, no, that's...
	Oh, wait, here's the Sinclair stations.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I think it's the same one, same length.
	Okay, play it.
	And I'm Ryan Wolf.
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	We are extremely proud of the quality, balanced journalism that CBS 4 News produces.
	But we are concerned about someone trying to be responsible on one-sided news stories plaguing our country.
	Plaguing our country.
	The sharing of biased and false news has become all too common on social media.
	More alarming, some media outlets publish these same fake stories without checking facts first.
	The sharing of biased and false news has become all too common on social media.
	More alarming.
	Some of the policies that we think are true without checking facts first.
	Unfortunately, some members of the media use their platforms to push their own personal lives and agenda control.
	It's exactly what people think, and this is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
	This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
	All right, you're listening to All Hit Radio, and it's 53 degrees at 13 minutes past the hour.
	This is what it reminded me of.
	I've got Mike Ledgerwood on the phone.
	Hey, babe, what would you...
	You know, it sounds like the Carpenters, with all the voices together.
	Oh.
	No, you don't know.
	Now, the thing was, I looked at this clip, and it was like there were 40 stations, it looks like.
	It's Sinclair stations.
	Yeah, but I didn't know Sinclair owned ABC and CBS stations.
	I guess they owned any network affiliate.
	Well, it's the local stations, yeah.
	And that is, without a doubt, Republican kind of right-wing guys.
	They're in Austin.
	Sinclair.
	It was mostly Fox stations, but there were a lot of CBS, a lot of ABC. There was no NBC, so maybe, I don't know, maybe there were always no NBC affiliates.
	The clip that I have, which is the same one from 2018, is titled, Sinclair Stations Read the Same Fake News Script.
	Yeah.
	So it must have been Sinclair Stations.
	But that actually makes your point better because it doesn't matter if it's MSNBC or CNN or the Fox affiliates and the right-wing local stations owned by Sinclair.
	They all do the same thing!
	They all do the same thing.
	They're scripted by some central organization.
	It's really kind of pathetic.
	Well, let's see what the script is on this morning's news.
	Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is in the hospital tonight.
	We've learned she was admitted late Friday to Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, and we just have a few details about her condition.
	A statement from the court only says that Justice Ginsburg experienced chills and a fever, and she was transferred to Johns Hopkins from a hospital in Washington.
	Yeah, that's going to set people off.
	Oh, you know, she's been on her deathbed for a while.
	Yeah, but it's just every single time that happens, they're all going, ooh.
	Well, it's freaking out the Democrats.
	But they're going to use the argument.
	Actually, as long as the Republicans own the Senate, they can push through anybody they want.
	Yeah, but I still read everywhere, the strategy for the Senate is secret vote.
	Yeah.
	And apparently there has been a secret vote in the Senate in history in the 1800s something.
	I should look that up because I had it in the show notes a while back ago.
	I just didn't get to it.
	But there was a secret vote in the Senate and if only it could be a secret vote then we know there's at least 20 Republicans who want Trump gone.
	And they could try it.
	They could try it.
	Let me see.
	Secret vote.
	Well, if they had a secret vote before, they could do it again, but that's not going to happen.
	Here it is.
	It was Washington Post, I think.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Very disappointed in the Washington Post.
	They become like a clickbait operation.
	Well, what is Amazon?
	Come on.
	What is Amazon?
	They are a clickbait operation.
	So, yeah, of course.
	What do you expect?
	You've read your two articles this month.
	Pay us a dollar.
	But, you know, Trump messed with the money flow of the entire system.
	And that is just unforgivable.
	Unforgivable for these people.
	And the more you see, the more of these puppets, these ambassadors, and who was the woman, Hill, what was her name?
	Katie...
	Fiona Hill.
	Fiona Hill.
	Here's a little report.
	Here's a little bitty report on Fiona Hill and the Russians, which I gotta kick out.
	Oh, good, good, good.
	Because I like how she uses those, the terms of the embassies.
	What do you call those, Jim Oaks?
	Diplomats.
	Well, at the time, who was the ambassador?
	I don't know if you were asking too many who is.
	She was talking about Sonderman, the EU. Yeah, that guy.
	Sonderman or Sondheim.
	Stephen Sondheim.
	He's also in this Broadway place.
	But instead of saying he's the ambassador, he was the chargé.
	I haven't heard that.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was in all the testimony.
	Because that woman is an MI6 spy.
	She's a spy.
	Oh, Fiona Hill?
	Yeah, she's a spy.
	Yeah, she's a Russian-hating spy, too.
	She's a total spy.
	And she talked about Charger.
	The reason I want to play this is because this is on Democracy Now!
	And in the olden days, you know, when Democracy Now!
	was, you know, against Hillary and, you know, they didn't really care one way or the other about Trump until they had to.
	They would normally play this clip, and then I'll ask you the question and see if you can guess.
	Sorry?
	Play this and then I'll ask you a question.
	During her opening remarks, Fiona Hill blasted what she called a fictional narrative promoted by Trump and his Republican allies that it was Ukrainian operatives, not Russians, who meddled in the 2016 election.
	Right now, Russia's security services and their proxies have geared up to repeat their interference in the 2020 election.
	We are running out of time to stop them.
	I didn't want it as far as I wanted to go.
	And she's just bitching about the Russians and she's pushing the narrative that Russia and Trump are working together to get him reelected and they've got to be stopped.
	What was the question?
	The question is, normally, on Democracy Now!
	in particular, you know, you're familiar, we've been hanging around these shows for a long time.
	Somewhat.
	Yes, but in this case, who would they normally get on to talk about the situation To maybe straighten us out a little bit with a reality check.
	From a legal perspective?
	No, just from any perspective.
	Just a reality check perspective.
	We're talking about Russians.
	Oh, Cohen, of course.
	Stephen Cohen.
	Professor Stephen Cohen.
	The professor who has now been blackballed.
	De-platformed.
	He's gone.
	Yeah.
	He's totally gone.
	You won't find him anywhere.
	But he would have been on Democracy Now!
	Him and Ray McGovern, the CIA guy, were regulars on Democracy Now!
	Regulars!
	They were constantly on Democracy Now!
	But because they're not playing the game, whatever the narrative is, the corrupt narrative...
	They're Russians!
	They're spooks!
	They're Russians!
	They're in with the Kremlin!
	They work for RT! Go away!
	Yeah, can't have that!
	Amy would get excoriated at the drink!
	At the cocktail party.
	At the drink.
	Yes.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	It's pathetic.
	I mean, you think they're going to stick with their guns on some of these things and just, you know, bite the bullet and say maybe Trump isn't a corrupted a-hole that should be impeached.
	No, no, no.
	They have to go along with the socialist AOCs of the world.
	So now, instead of siding with the intellectuals like Stephen Cohen, who is definitely one, They have to side with bartenders like AOC Sandy to...
	It's just terrible.
	I can't believe it.
	Did you say bartender?
	I go for my material now.
	I can't get anything.
	You said bartenders.
	Who here is ready for the revolution?
	You pigs in human clothing!
	That really is Alexandra Ocasio-Corsese.
	Who here is ready for the revolution?
	That's her.
	That's the ISO you brought me.
	And that's her.
	She sounds just like her.
	Who here is ready for the revolution?
	You pigs in human clothing!
	It's unbelievable.
	To this minute, every time you play that, it's just shocking to me.
	Yeah, she's the voice of Archer.
	I know, it's great.
	Exact same voice.
	With no tones that are different, it's exactly the same.
	So Joe Biden has given an explanation for his gaffes in a long interview in The Atlantic.
	Oh no.
	Yes.
	And we actually should all be ashamed of ourselves for making fun of him.
	We should be ashamed because...
	We should be.
	Since childhood, he's been a stutterer.
	And that's the problem.
	Never heard this about Joe.
	Never read this.
	Obama, yeah.
	Yeah.
	But, no, Joe is like, yeah, it's very difficult for me, and people make fun of me.
	I'm just a stutterer, man.
	You know, what can I say?
	Well, I don't know if he's trying to get the stutterer vote.
	Well, he's trying to make excuses for his poor performance.
	But most stutterers, they can't say...
	They get stuck at certain points in the sentence.
	They can't continue because their brain overloads or goes too fast...
	Generally, I didn't know much about stuttering, I mean, besides the fact that you hear it around when you're younger.
	But there used to be a cornerback on the Oakland Raiders who was one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL ever.
	His name was Lester Hayes.
	And Lester Hayes was responsible for changing one of the major rules of football.
	He used to be able to wear this goo on your hands called stick-em.
	So when you're Wide receiver or something, it's easier to catch the ball instead of having to wear these gloves with this kind of sticky quality to them.
	And Lester Hayes would cover himself with the stuff, literally.
	He would be covered from head to toe with the stick-up.
	And so when they caught the ball or if he intercepted or something, they couldn't put the ball back in play.
	He was going to have to get a new ball because it was so nasty.
	Yeah, they took for like hours to clean this stuff off the balls, and so they told him to.
	Clean your balls!
	Well, Lester Hayes was an unbelievable stutterer, and he was...
	They tried to interview him.
	He could not get three words out.
	It was embarrassing.
	And over a couple of years, he went to some speech therapists, and And they taught him to talk normally, and he talked about it afterwards, saying apparently some people, their brain doesn't line up.
	The brain goes too fast.
	And so the brain goes into overload, and your voice can't catch up, and it's trying to catch up, and it can't.
	And that's what stuttering...
	And this guy was a quick thinker, you could tell.
	So Biden is trying to imply that he's a genius, I guess.
	Well, I've got to say, because of all the incessant clips that are spewed in our face all day long, over and over again, of every little event...
	Joe Biden was blamed for a gaffe that was actually spot on and correct.
	He even corrected himself while he was about to make the gaffe and was still excoriated and nobody, nobody is saying anything about it because it's the third rail because it involves race.
	And I'm going to play the clip, and then I will explain why it just hit me that Joe was actually right.
	I have more people supporting me in the black community than have announced for me because they know me.
	They know who I am.
	Three former chairs of the Black Caucus.
	The only African-American woman that had ever been elected to the United States Senate.
	A whole range of people.
	No, that's not true.
	The other one is here.
	I said the first.
	I said the first African American election.
	Come on.
	Okay.
	So he says, he starts to say the first black woman elected to the Senate.
	And it comes out as Blafrican because he realizes that it was indeed the first African-American woman in Senate.
	And then Cory Booker and Kamala Harris jump all over this.
	That's not true!
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You're not African-American, Kamala Harris.
	You're Indian Jamaican.
	And Joe was right, and I think he was stunned.
	He was stunned, A, because he did start to gaffe.
	That's why he came out as Bla-African-American, which was funny by itself.
	He kind of slipped it in there.
	Bla-African-American.
	But then for these two to start laughing and making fun of him, Kamala Harris actually believes she's African-American, just like Obama.
	And Joe was right. - Well, unfortunately you're right.
	It's the third rail, so he couldn't really defend himself.
	He's not going to be the type of guy who's going to sit up there and say, well, you're not even African-American, you big phony.
	He's not going to do that.
	See, now Trump would do that.
	But how phony is it?
	And I think Kamala Harris hurt herself for that.
	Black Americans know.
	African Americans, ADOS, know what she is and what she isn't.
	And she's trying to get the Obama coalition going again.
	Whatever that is.
	The Obama coalition.
	Andrew Yang is angry because it's not fair!
	Andrew Yang is finally figuring out that the media is not going to support him.
	And this is another...
	I saw 187 posts, 1,000 posts yesterday on the tweeters.
	And it was...
	MSNBC Yang Blackout is the hashtag.
	So I'm like, oh, okay, what's going on?
	Well, finally they've caught up to the fact that they don't even put him on the polling boards anymore when they're showing the candidates in their neck-and-neck race.
	You are with us tonight, but I'd be remiss if I did not mention that you were also invited on MSNBC this weekend.
	And you turned down that invitation and instead took to Twitter to slam the network, a decision that could be seen as risky during a Democratic primary.
	We're showing one of those tweets here, which reads in part, was asked to appear on MSNBC this weekend and told them that I'd be happy to after they apologize on air.
	What exactly do you want an apology for?
	Americans tuned in to the debate earlier this week, and they saw that I got called on less than any other candidate, including candidates that I'm polling higher than, and the questions I did get had virtually nothing to do with the core ideas of my campaign.
	And if this were an isolated incident, that would be one thing, but if you go back over the last number of months, MSNBC has literally omitted me from over a dozen fundraising and polling graphics, which it's not about me.
	It's about the 300,000 plus Americans who've donated to and support my campaign and the millions of Americans who know we need to rewrite the rules of the 21st century economy to work for us.
	Think about those people donating $10, $20 of their hard-earned money to put a candidate on the stage and then have MSNBC virtually ignore me for 32 minutes When they tune into MSNBC to see how we're doing in the polls, it's like I don't exist.
	And you can go through the records.
	You can see they've done it to me over and over again.
	And I'm not the kind of guy who takes offense easily.
	But at this point, you have to call it like you see it.
	I'm surprised he doesn't call him out for being racist.
	That's a mistake.
	He's making a big mistake.
	It's probably because I'm yellow.
	That's what he should say.
	Yeah, or yellow, or I'm brown-skinned, or I'm Asian-American.
	So he could say something, but he won't.
	Because it's like, you know, he should have already done this, and he should pull the race card when he can.
	Because MSNBC is guilt-ridden, politically correct operation with Rachel Maddow up there.
	She was the lead moderator in the last debate.
	And this would shame them.
	He can shame them.
	I don't know why he doesn't do it.
	These Democrats, I'm not saying this is a great idea, but within the milieu we're dealing with here, it's a perfect idea.
	Go after him, gang.
	Get a clue.
	And all the Chinese supporters, he's got a lot of supporters, you see him on Twitter.
	Many of them are Asians, and I don't see why any of them, you know, they're all Democrats.
	I don't know why the Asians are afraid to pull the race card when it's just there.
	You know why?
	It's sitting right there.
	No, because they're not a-holes.
	That's why.
	Asians don't do that.
	No.
	Do it.
	Do it, Yang.
	Pull the race card.
	Pull it.
	Rip it open, baby.
	If you're nothing else, you're not going to win anything.
	You're not getting anywhere with the techniques you're using.
	You're screwed and you're making it worse by now instead of pulling the race card.
	You're just whining.
	How is that good?
	But he should really spring it on Rachel.
	He should go on her show and let her introduce him and everything, and then all of a sudden he's like...
	Yeah, it's so nice to be on the racist MSNBC. Just roll it out like that.
	Well, you're very racist.
	Clearly, you hate Asians.
	You think that we're too smart?
	You just go all in.
	Well, you don't start it that way, but you could.
	But first, you'd go and check the place out to make sure, because I know this is probably true.
	Check the studio?
	There's no Asians working in the control room.
	Right.
	You've got to mention that.
	Where's your Asian-Americans, Rachel?
	Yeah, where's your Asian-Americans?
	You know, we're a good portion of the population.
	We're very intelligent, too.
	We've got a lot of college degree people.
	But you have, like, nobody here.
	And you should say, and how come you let that other Asian, Kamala Harris, on all the time?
	She's Asian.
	Yes, South Asian.
	Wow, okay.
	Wow.
	But she could do that.
	I mean, he could do that and get away with it.
	He would have her blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	She gets flustered and she can't talk.
	This would be great.
	Again, if only these people would hire the Curry-Dvorak Consulting Group.
	Things would be much better.
	And perhaps then you would be a late entrant into the race like this next candidate.
	We need a candidate not afraid to show what kind of stuff he's made of.
	The president used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.
	Eric Swalwell, 2020.
	Time to run again.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the late entrant candidate, John C. Swalwell!
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	In the morning, all the feet in the air, subs in the water, boats in the water, and the dames and the knights out there.
	Wow, you used to be much better at this.
	I kind of lost what the whole bit was.
	It's in the morning, all the dames in the knights, foots in the air, seats in the theater.
	Yes, in the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
	How many trolls do we have today?
	It feels like we got a lot of people in there talking a lot of crap.
	Yeah, 1,170.
	That's pretty good.
	I like it.
	Hello, trolls.
	Control room.
	NoagendaStream.com.
	That's where you should go check that out because there's always people you can have fun with in the chat and listen to the live stream at the same time.
	Also, I'd like to say in the morning, too, the artist who brought us the artwork for episode 1192.
	Of course, we had the title that, Balderdash!
	Since we had not heard that since the first Harry Potter movie, but yet there it was in mainstream analysis.
	And Darren O'Neill brought us the artwork for the previous episode.
	Now this was...
	I think we were both in agreement very quickly.
	Since we have this sham show out there who's appropriating our name, No Agenda, for Fox Nation, he made the 100% original stamp of approval, which turned out to be a really nice piece of art.
	Yes, it was a very nice piece.
	We can use it a lot.
	And not valid without this signature would be the only thing missing.
	Now...
	I want to mention a couple of things before we start.
	The donations are low because this is the Thanksgiving holiday and I do have a report.
	We have another newsletter problem, I guess, or not.
	Well, yeah, there's issues.
	I'm trying to straighten them out.
	How about using a different email provider?
	I'm going to.
	That's what I'm going to have to do.
	It's not trivial to move over, but I can do it.
	I know it's not.
	Let me just predict what's going to happen.
	It's going to screw up a lot of things for weeks.
	No, that's what happens.
	It's like, if I make one mistake and have to republish the RSS feed, for two weeks people are still complaining about not getting the episode, double episode, no art, wrong art, too short.
	Everything goes wrong with these small mistakes.
	You do this with email, oh my goodness, because everyone's already whitelisted it, it goes back into spam, you're going to lose a hell of a lot.
	I mean, it's going to be nuts.
	Well, it's going to have to happen.
	I want to play a clip before we go into our executive and associate executive producer, because I think a lot of this is because of Thanksgiving.
	Okay.
	And there's a clip I have here.
	It's a one-minute clip, and I want to discuss a couple of things that I've noticed.
	This is travel over Thanksgiving on CBS. Okay.
	Good evening, Nora.
	This checkpoint's been pretty full for the past few hours and it's just day one of TSA's holiday travel season.
	This year they expect to break the record for the busiest day in air travel in U.S. history.
	Of course, weather will be a factor, both in the air and on the roads.
	Snowy weather is already causing grief and white knuckles on highways in Colorado.
	Danielle Sheffer slid into a ditch.
	This morning, getting to work was really terrifying.
	More than 49 million people will hit the road for Thanksgiving, and some 368,000 cars will break down.
	That's according to AAA. It's no wonder, then, that more Americans than ever are opting to fly.
	According to the TSA, a record-breaking 26.8 million passengers will pass through airport security over a 10-day stretch.
	And if you're planning on bringing food for the family...
	They say that if you can spill it, spray it, spread it, pour it, or pump it, it should go in your check luggage.
	We're being terrorized.
	Terrorized.
	These are terrorists, these people, doing this to us.
	So I was driving toward San Carlos the other day, Monday.
	And on my way, I had to go past the San Francisco International Airport.
	And the line to go, the exit line off the freeway was at least one mile long and not moving.
	Oh, boy.
	And I didn't realize at the time this is people going to Thanksgiving.
	Just to get on their flights, yeah.
	Early.
	Because, I mean, I would usually go on a Tuesday or Wednesday, not to Monday.
	But it was so packed.
	And it was backed up completely.
	And I was just stunned by this.
	I don't know how you get to this.
	These people are all going to miss their flights.
	Meanwhile, today, the Zephyr came five minutes late.
	But it was a 10-car Zephyr.
	Ah, economy's booming.
	Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
	It was a 10-car Zephyr.
	That means they put an extra car on for the holiday, and I would assume it would be the same all week.
	And at the end of the 10-car Zephyr was a dome car from Great Northern, one of those antique vintage cars that was attached.
	Beautiful.
	A private car.
	So that's someone who knows how to travel for Thanksgiving.
	You get the car.
	You get the dome car.
	That's what you want to do.
	Whoever that guy was.
	That's what you want to do.
	I just thought I could give a little travel report here.
	I have a karma story to share before we start, since our donations are low and few apart.
	Do you remember Dame Tiffany?
	She was damed by her smoking hot husband two shows ago.
	Yeah?
	I want to read this note to you.
	And this is not about no agenda or the karma bell or anything like that.
	It is just the...
	I think you can be healthy and perhaps just by feeling good about yourself, it can heal you.
	It can help you heal.
	I'm not saying anything against medicine.
	But I just wanted to read this.
	In the morning, John and Adam, I was recently damed on show 1191 by my smoking hot husband.
	I am beyond excited.
	what he didn't share with you was the miracle that is no agenda karma hubby hit me in the mouth three years ago and i've been hooked ever since it really was the six-week cycle that brought me to the dark side that was a total douchebag for a while and then i got really sick i was diagnosed with trigeminal neuralgia known as the suicide disease are you familiar with this No.
	Doesn't sound good.
	The second most painful disease known to man.
	I was low, but I still listen to you two.
	My hubby bought no agenda coins for our wedding day, 10-10-10, and everything about our wedding was perfect.
	So when I was at my lowest, about to go in for brain surgery, you remember who she is now?
	I decided to donate, become an executive producer, and get some sweet, sweet health karma.
	In the 18 months that I've started donating, this is what's happened.
	You ready?
	Here's a list.
	One.
	My brain surgery and recovery were almost miraculous.
	Six-hour brain surgery, and I was home the next morning, 100% cured, no side effects.
	Two.
	I finally got the courage to quit my shit job and find a new one.
	Three.
	I found my dream job.
	Four.
	My job requires me to travel a lot, which has been fun and exciting.
	I even got to bring Hubby to Las Vegas and Germany this year.
	Five.
	The reason for the latest donation and daming, I have just gotten, as of today, a huge promotion to a global director for application engineering.
	This is huge and I'm so happy.
	And in the same week, I got to be a dame and request my ring.
	I am going to seal all of the things I have in wax.
	Karma works.
	Jobs karma.
	Health karma.
	Goat karma.
	All the karma.
	Thanks to my Hef and Wisen and Hoes.
	Give my love to Tina and Mimi.
	Dame Tiffany Fiedler.
	From all the places, from all of the places in Wisconsin that are hard to pronounce.
	Mainly, Wautosa.
	And I just wanted to share that because that's a beautiful story.
	And it's their own positivity.
	And I think, not because we're, I don't think we have any magic powers, but the karma thing, that is something with the group, everyone participates in that somehow.
	I can't quite explain that.
	But just listening to something that's entertaining and not meant to make you sick and hateful.
	And that's our No Agenda show.
	Yes, unlike the media that's meant to make you sick.
	Sick and hateful.
	And they do a good job of it.
	Oh, my goodness.
	And hateful because that's what they do.
	That's what they want to do.
	They're the ones that, well, I don't know how they manage it.
	It's terrible.
	Making people sick.
	Meanwhile...
	Making people sick.
	Literally sick.
	The No Agenda show makes cartoons about Fartgate.
	I mean, who's going to make you better?
	Let's thank a few people for being executive and associate executive producers for show 1193, starting with Randall Myers, who's in Man Asshole, Virginia.
	$333.33.
	I'm assuming that's Manassas, but he calls him Man Asshole.
	ITM, gents, I can't stand it when people don't respond to John's beautifully crafted newsletters.
	I myself have not missed a single one through Gmail, believe it or not, although admittedly I've been a douchebag of late, so let this be a make good.
	Hopefully John's follow-up email will drum up more support as it did with me.
	The analysis has been outstanding lately.
	Keep it up, Randall.
	Thank you very much, Randall, and a nice set of threes.
	Yep, a lot of threes.
	Oh, shoot!
	I didn't even see who was coming here.
	Ah, yes.
	Yes, we've got to do it right.
	Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melanson.
	Woo-hoo!
	Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, Sir Dwayne Melanson.
	Oh, we've got a little music bed there.
	All right, nice.
	Yes, Sir Dwayne Melanson, Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest, comes in.
	With exactly $333.33 a gift.
	As did Randall.
	That's right.
	He's in Tigard, Oregon.
	ITM happy, early happy Thanksgiving to all producers from the Grand Duke.
	Looking forward to the Oregon Local 33 meetup in December 6th in Wilsonville, Oregon.
	I'll be there.
	You guys going to meet up at the Squirrel Burger?
	I believe that is in Wilsonville.
	I'll be there and hope we have a great turnout.
	Karma and Hillary barking, please.
	You've got karma.
	Classic.
	Actually, that might have some interesting effect.
	Onward to Justin Karsk in Omaha, Nebraska, 321-01.
	Hey there, Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	I would have loved to have retweeted the newsletter, but JCD blocked me shortly after he figured out that there's this thing called shitposting back around February.
	Sorry to hear about the reaction to the newsletter.
	What is this controversy?
	What am I hearing here?
	I don't know.
	It was back in February.
	I have no idea.
	You blocked him for shitposting you?
	I would block someone for shitposting.
	Just because it's a thing doesn't mean it's nice.
	I block people.
	I don't do it so much on my email, but I do it.
	And then what they do is they send me an email and say, I'm sending it to you because John blocked me.
	Well, okay.
	We'll just block him.
	No!
	I'm not a blocker.
	You're a blocker.
	I'm not a blocker.
	I'm a lover.
	I'm a bouncer.
	I like setting up little bounces whenever someone sends me an email that says, you're still on my bounce list.
	I'm not reading this.
	They get a reply every time.
	Well, it's pretty much the same thing.
	321.01 is a portion of the annual savings for my day to bail as I am excited to be living the OTG lifestyle with my recently purchased Alcatel Go Flip 3.
	Nice!
	Wow.
	Let me tell you, it's now been 10 days.
	I'm really loving this phone.
	Mainly the battery.
	The battery is just outstanding.
	You get a full two days with full usage.
	You know, I got my blue phone working again.
	It's fine.
	But the thing is that the battery is not as bad as most.
	The battery will last about 20 hours.
	Oh, that's no good.
	It's a long-lasting little guy, but it's still, you know, if you leave it on overnight or something you get in the morning, it's like, you know, you can't use the phone.
	You can't take it with it.
	You got to put it on a charger.
	And what's nice about the Alcatel Go Flip 3, first of all, the price.
	I mean, I don't know.
	T-Mobile is $100.
	I don't know.
	It's overpriced.
	I agree with you on that.
	But still, it's very cheap for a phone that does everything you need poorly, which is what you want.
	But I had dinner with the millennial Thursday night after the show because the keeper was working in Dallas all this week.
	And so the millennial is smart.
	She's like, hey, let's go out to dinner.
	I haven't seen you in a while.
	Of course, that means buy me dinner.
	And she chose a really nice restaurant, which I always enjoy.
	I do.
	Now, you can say that because you know she doesn't listen to the show.
	Correct.
	No, but I said this to her.
	I love it when you do that because, you know, you're going to choose a great restaurant, which is fantastic, by the way, a really nice Japanese restaurant.
	And so I put the phone down.
	She didn't even take her phone.
	She says, I'm leaving my phone at my apartment.
	I want to hang up and hang out.
	I said, okay.
	But of course, I need to have the phone.
	There's nothing it does anyway.
	But she saw it.
	She's like, oh my God, I love it.
	See, the millennials all used to have flip phones.
	When they were young, when they were, you know, 13, 14, 15.
	Sidekicks, remember that one?
	But the flip, yeah, and they're just like, oh, they want to feel it and they want to open it and close it.
	And so it's a very interesting generational bridge, I find.
	And apparently it's saving a crap load of money for Justin.
	I think that's because he's, and we found out that for some reason AT&T is not providing the hotspot option.
	Oh, that's terrible.
	That's inexcusable.
	And T-Mobile, apparently, their vision, even though John Ledger just announced he's leaving, their mission is every single device they have will have hotspot capability.
	So that's going to be part of their marketing, which I think is a very smart idea.
	But maybe he just was able to move to T-Mobile and it's cheaper for him.
	I don't know.
	I find it much cheaper than...
	Well, if he got $321 in savings, a portion of it, which means he must have saved $1,000 or more.
	Could be.
	It's possible.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, he says he's excited to be living the OTG lifestyle with his recently purchased Alcatel phone.
	Every day I awake...
	With a small amygdala as a tribute to the value I receive from the show.
	That's right.
	Please knight me, and he's going to be knighted later, Sir Justin Karsk of Jobber's Canyon with twisted spliffs.
	Is that on the list, actually?
	He has twisted spliffs and tequila at the round table.
	And chocolate-covered frozen bananas on a stick.
	Yes.
	I ordered all of that.
	Hey, I'm in hospitality here.
	I'm in hospitality.
	A couple weeks ago, I revisited the Noodle Boys clip from episode 284.
	That poor soul is still relatable and is still a fool.
	I was thinking about that.
	I am in dire need of a jobs karma.
	We should play that again.
	You know what?
	I'm in dire need of jobs karma.
	You know, we'll play the jobs karma.
	I wanted to say something about that.
	Go ahead.
	I would love a Sharpton medley and a two to the head.
	Thanks for the years of sanity, Sir Justin Karsk.
	Or he's going to be Sir Justin Karsk of Jobber's Canyon.
	Yes.
	I have the Noodle Boy.
	We should play that maybe during this show.
	But what I realize is, just to set you up for it, when you listen to the Noodle Boy complaining about how the boss doesn't let them have any say and they should all be running the company together...
	It's exactly like these bureaucrats that are testifying against Trump.
	It's the same thing.
	Well, the big mean boss, he's not telling me what to do.
	He's doing it differently.
	It's Noodle Boy.
	This is the Noodle Boy generation.
	That's a great observation.
	And we'll play that one later.
	But resist, we must.
	We must.
	They're all jitty about a shutdown.
	The Tortoise in the race.
	Then co-author of Hubris.
	YouTube.
	Lead singer Bono.
	Strange Reisers.
	Siganoi Weaver.
	Suspect Jahar Sanaev.
	Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh.
	The show Rush Lombard hosts Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
	It's Mike of Mercury.
	Yesterday, Antonin Scalia, Kim Kardashian, and the Republican candidate.
	Both Cairo and Benghazi.
	We rank behind Latvija, uh, La Vita.
	First up, Kazakhstan.
	Kazakhstan to college students in Beijing.
	He's getting lunch at Chipotle in Iowa.
	Bain is appropriate.
	The GOP's tax day giveaway to millionaires.
	Why was traffic problems email sent?
	The Environmental Projection Agency and what sequestration has done.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Hey, another programming note.
	I got another note.
	I won't read it.
	The former producer said he had tested the Trump-Pelosi-Jobs combo karma.
	Which we have always been sketchy about.
	We have bad reports.
	No, we have one bad report.
	One bad report.
	But he says he got a job that doubled his income.
	Doubled.
	Well, it may have been the specific one you played for him.
	Do you remember which one that was?
	Yeah, it's this one.
	Jobs.
	Jobs.
	And jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	That's the one.
	Alright, we'll put that one aside for people who want it.
	Who want it, yeah.
	We'll continue to test it.
	It could have been just some fluke.
	Of course it could be a fluke.
	I don't want to promise anything, but...
	Onwards, Sir Hank Scorpio of the Electrical Grid in Cumberland, Ontario, Canada.
	$300.33.
	ITM gents, drunk donation.
	With this donation to the best podcast in the universe, I tear off the brand-aid banner of Baronet and move her forward to the better-sounding title of Baron.
	For my protectorate, I claim the Ottawa Valley.
	I also request some jobs placement go-carver.
	I am hoping to end up working closer to home next year.
	Thank you for your courage, Sir Hank Scorpio of the Electrical Grid.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yay!
	Thank you, Sir Hank.
	Hey, man, if you're going to tell us you're drunk, we're going to perform.
	We are performers, after all.
	It depends.
	It's like a thing.
	Texas Dragon in Louisville, Texas, $250.
	This is our first associate executive producer.
	Dear John and Adam, I've been listening since before episode 200.
	I never donated.
	My douchebag cred has grown exponentially.
	Wait, wait, so he needs a de-douching if he's never donated?
	Well, I'm going to give him one!
	You've been de-douched.
	I don't know, you may be premature at that.
	He says, I've never donated.
	I know, but he doesn't say he wants a douchebag.
	No, I want to de-douche him.
	Yeah, but he says here later he wants a self-imposed douchebag.
	Oh, we can do that.
	I can do that.
	I think you're making assumptions.
	You know what happens when you make an assumption?
	I make an ass out of you and me.
	No, assumption makes an ass out of you and me an umption.
	There's an extra person in there.
	Who's the umption?
	I don't know.
	Must be this guy.
	I met Surotaku, the Duke of Northeast Texas, in the Red River Valley months ago, and again recently in our hometown at steak cook-off competitions.
	Oh, nice.
	He's a great knight, and I am glad to be under his protection.
	He offered me a ride home on his horse, as I might have had a few too many adult beverages.
	I opted to drink water heavily for a few hours, appreciate the offer of protection.
	That's an imposed douchebag call-out.
	No, that's a night for you.
	Oh, that's a night for you.
	You skipped the whole sentence.
	Yeah, I did.
	That's a night for you.
	I don't think Sir Otaku knows how big of a douchebag I've been, so I thought I'd call myself out and remedy the situation.
	Douchebag!
	There you go.
	Please fight me with a self-imposed douchebag.
	Okay, you just did that.
	I have started a business selling barbecue sauces.
	Oh.
	Oh, you have John's attention now.
	Send me some.
	Your rub would be fun.
	I'd like to, yeah.
	I've always wanted to do this but started earlier than planned now that my wife needs to retire soon due to some health issues.
	Please give her some health karma.
	I hope you go into a good manufacturing company so they make this stuff using your formula.
	Any No Agenda listeners who orders from my site, texasdragon.com, texas-dragon.com.
	So it's texas-dragon.com.
	We'll get a 33% off using the code NOAGENDA. I'll donate 33% of the sales to the greatest podcast in the universe until the end of 2019.
	Free shipping on orders, $20 or more.
	John and Adam, some samples are on the way.
	Oh, okay.
	Nice.
	I'll look forward to that.
	Thanks again.
	And thanks, Otaku, for your protection.
	Dwayne Long of the Texas Dragon.
	And here is your karma.
	You've got karma.
	Nice.
	Now we have...
	Congratulations on starting a new business.
	It's always exciting.
	Yeah.
	It's always exciting.
	Ian McQueen.
	Parts Unknown.
	$222.69.
	He sent a card.
	Oh.
	A Hallmark card, as a matter of fact.
	With something about coffee on the front.
	Um...
	Dear John and Adam, this is written, handwritten, so it's going to take me...
	I'm going to be hit and miss on this.
	Praise the sun!
	I'm ever grateful to the two of you for the tremendous value the show provides.
	For four years, I have sharply exhaled through my nose while listening to the show on my earbuds.
	Riding trains...
	The time for my...
	Riding trains.
	The time for my knighthood.
	A new paragraph in a period would help.
	The time for my knighthood has finally come.
	I think he's on the list.
	There's been seeing 33s of late.
	My motorcycle passed 33,000 miles, 33 Fahrenheit outdoors.
	My best friend, Kaba, who managed to arrange the...
	The Warsaw meetup.
	Warsaw?
	Oh, maybe he's in Poland.
	Warsaw meetup and hit me in the mouth was born at 3.33 p.m.
	I honor what I must do.
	I would like to request some relationship karma as I met a beautiful French girl at the airport who I ended up receiving, who I ended up something rescuing.
	Ah!
	I ended up rescuing her from a creepy father that wanted her to be more than an au pair for the family.
	I humbly request to be titled Sir McQueen of Blighttown, McQueen being my middle name and my mother's maiden name.
	For the round table, here we go.
	You need your pencil.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh, round.
	And he does have...
	Karma request is always in, so we won't have a problem there for him, the French girl.
	Pour la table, yes.
	For the round table, I request Estas.
	E-S-T-A-S. And Escargot.
	Ooh.
	Estes is...
	Or E-S-T-E-S. No, Estes.
	I think he means Estes as in the ESTA visa for his French girlfriend.
	Estes is your visa waiver, I think.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	I think.
	For jingles, I would...
	Well, that's a good thing anyway.
	For jingles, I would like to hear...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Reverend Manning, money shot.
	The cruise missile sound.
	The cruise missile sound effect.
	My hand is dripping juice.
	Dripping with juice, and that's wrong.
	And then he says, thoughts and prayers, Ian McQueen, busman.
	Ian McQueen Bussman.
	Ian McQueen Bussman.
	I'm just trying to think of the dripping.
	Apparently it's in Warsaw.
	Wasn't it oozing?
	I don't think it's dripping.
	I think it's oozing.
	No, no.
	It's oozing from the thing, but it's dripping from her hand.
	Because she got this juicel of her hand in the process.
	I think it was.
	I can't find that.
	You might not find that one.
	I got ooze.
	Well, use that.
	I'm trying to...
	I'm just looking for anything.
	If I had known, I could have prepared for this.
	Well, what are you going to do?
	Okay, oozing.
	You're good at ad-libbing.
	You're always moaning.
	I'll try this.
	And I'll give him a little French thing to make up for it.
	That's a Shona money shot!
	Woo, Jesus!
	Woo, Lord!
	Look at that!
	That's a money shot!
	Ted Ann Conway is a money shot!
	Oozing.
	It's oozing Soros juice.
	That's you.
	I know, I'm telling you.
	I don't know where it is.
	You've got karma.
	Soros juice?
	Yuck.
	That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
	Uh...
	Anyway, good luck, Ian.
	Um...
	Okay, Dame Astrid, Duchess of Japan.
	Dame Astrid, yes.
	And all of the disputed islands in the Japan Sea are duchess.
	Good to hear from her.
	What does she say?
	She comes in with 222.22.
	And she's in Tokyo.
	Duchess of Japan.
	She doesn't say anything.
	Yes, she does.
	A very big thank you for always showing us the other side of the coin, affording us a more balanced view in this world where far too many are quick in taking sides.
	I also want to give thanks for Thanksgiving.
	To the many producers across the world who inform you and make No Agenda, the one podcast I look forward to listening to now on both Thursdays of the week for almost 12 years.
	Love and light, Dame Astrid.
	And boy, have they been with us for a long time.
	Her and Sir Mark.
	But Dame Astrid...
	It's like the couple in New Mexico.
	Hey, but Dame Astrid, man, she's a fantastic lady.
	We've got to go visit.
	Got to go to Japan.
	Got to go to Japan.
	No, get out of town.
	Yeah, well, yes.
	Wesley Clark.
	Might be able to do that soon.
	Yeah, get out of town.
	Yeah, get out of town.
	Wesley Clark in Stanley, North Carolina, 200 bucks.
	Thank you, John and Adam.
	This is without a doubt the best podcast in the universe.
	No jingles, no karma.
	Okay.
	Well, thank you, Wesley.
	Thank you, Wesley.
	And last on our list is another $200 donation from Jason Maloney in Monroe, Ohio, who sent a check-in and a note with the check scotch tape to the note.
	Dear John and Adam, I'm a dude named Ben who has been reading, watching, listening to John for many years since the tech TV days.
	I first found out about No Agenda from John, mentioning it on Twit episodes, and have been hooked ever since.
	Mm-hmm.
	I actually stopped listening to Twit since they stopped booking him.
	After listening to the best podcast in the universe for several years, I decided it's time to stop being a douchebag.
	I would like to request a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	And he wants a karma.
	A new job is karma, he says.
	And if I haven't already asked for too much, which you haven't, two to the head.
	Okay.
	Uh, Keep up the great work.
	Here's at least 12 more years.
	Here's two 12 more years of the No Agenda show.
	Regards, Jason.
	And welcome to No Agenda Nation.
	And thank you very much for your courage and your contribution.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	And that concludes our group of... ...
	Executive and Associate Executive Producers for show 1193.
	I want to thank each and every one of them for supporting this show in a big way.
	And hopefully we'll keep this up because we do have a special Thanksgiving show.
	We do work on Thanksgiving.
	Yes, we do.
	And we give thanks to our producers, to these execs and associate executive producers, and nice to see Dame Astrid there as well.
	And, you know, even though we're short, you see what happens is, you know, people do come in when they get them.
	These newsletters are an important part of the formula.
	It irks me to no end that email, simple email is just not working.
	It just pisses me off.
	In today's media world, you need a reminder.
	That's all.
	You need to remind...
	Oh, it's a show coming.
	Yeah, that's right.
	It's a Sunday.
	You think it's Thursday.
	These things are important.
	So thank you for those who, of course, are in the habit of it and are always listening and supporting the program.
	After all, it is your podcast.
	It's been that way for 12 years.
	Well, maybe not the first six months.
	But once we started with our Value for Value methodology, it really became everybody's podcast.
	And I appreciate that so much.
	Thank you.
	And yes, we are working on Thanksgiving.
	And we'll be thanking people then, but also thanking people who came in $50 and above in the second segment.
	And please, consider supporting your show.
	If you want to thank us, do it at the following website address.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. Unbelievably bogus.
	What was that?
	You're listening to No Agenda, the most important podcast in the universe.
	That's right, everybody.
	We got the fry on full blast here.
	Propagate!
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Order!
	Order!
	Shut up, slave!
	Shut up, slave!
	Want to do Noodle Boy?
	Oh yes, yes.
	And let's do Noodle Boy with this in mind.
	We are listening to what amounts to the people who are complaining at these hearings and the same people who say things like, well, I don't know, Trump can't fire the ambassador.
	Right.
	Right.
	Let me just see when this clip was originally aired.
	Oh, it's in the Evergreens.
	This is 2012.
	So this is almost eight years ago.
	Some of these people were probably working at Noodles back in the day, who are now...
	Yeah, exactly.
	And this is the generation...
	The Noodle Boy generation.
	It's only about a minute and a half, but this was, I think it was in Seattle, and they were protesting, and it really was the beginning of the Social Justice Warriors movement when we really started to see it happening, and when we heard this, we were like, wow, is this really the youth, the youths of America?
	Well, like I described earlier, there are two fundamental classes that are just a plain fact in society.
	You either work for someone else or you work for yourself.
	And most people work for someone else in a way that they aren't free.
	You don't really get to decide your work.
	For example, I work at Noodles, a restaurant.
	And basically, it's a dictatorship there.
	We're told exactly what we're going to cook, how we're going to cook it, what time we're going to get there.
	And basically, if they don't like what they're doing, they try to tell us what to do.
	If we don't listen, they get rid of us.
	And so we're not able to actually cooperate in a way that we make decisions together.
	I try to convince my fellow employees that we should have a union at Newville.
	So it's a source of power to start with.
	And then I think in terms of the bigger picture, when you look at revolutions, the way that you actually get rid of any sort of dictatorship is by having workers take control of the place where they work.
	Would your plan, your vision for noodles?
	Sure.
	Would it include the owner?
	What capacity would he be granted?
	If the owner wanted to cooperate with us as an equal and provide his skills that he had, we would definitely cooperate with him.
	We'd have to abdicate his position as being an owner and controller of us, and he would have to recognize that we run noodles together, and basically, if he doesn't want to cooperate with us, he's against us.
	And that's exactly what spawns Sandy Ocasio-Cortez.
	Who here is ready for the revolution?
	I mean, that's exactly what this is.
	Congratulations, Noodles.
	Yeah.
	You've done it.
	Little did we know at the time of ridiculing that kid, which we've done for years, that he would go on.
	Little did we know that this was really a major trend, not like something to mock.
	Not just a trend, it's an entire population group.
	Okay, boomer!
	You ask for jingles, you get them.
	You're over the hill.
	We'll be done sooner if you shut your mouth.
	Okay, boomer.
	I like that one.
	We've got one more.
	Okay, Boomer.
	Okay, Boomer.
	It's okay with you.
	It's okay with me.
	Okay, Boomer.
	Okay, Boomer.
	It's okay.
	Okay, Boomer.
	Yeah.
	Shut that baby up!
	Now, apparently...
	And there's a wiki page for this.
	It could actually be seen as Generation Jones...
	The latter half of the baby boomers to the first years of Generation X. The term was first coined by the cultural commentator Jonathan Pontell, who identified the cohort as those born from 54 to 65 in the U.S. I think I'm a Joneser.
	Why is it called this?
	Is it because you liked Alex Jones?
	Let me see if there's a...
	The name Generation...
	I'm reading from the Book of Knowledge.
	The name Generation Jones has several connotations, including a large anonymous generation, a keeping up with the Joneses competitiveness, and the slang word Jones or Jonesen.
	I said it.
	Meaning a yearning or a craving.
	Boy, that's...
	What's your craving?
	What's your I don't know.
	What's your craving?
	Come on, big talker.
	I'm not craving nothing, man.
	While we're talking about these groups, let's talk a little bit about millennials.
	Okay.
	So Ben Sasse, who is the senator from Nebraska, who is one of the really probably, if not the smartest, he's one of the smartest people in the Senate.
	Like, actually smart.
	I don't think he was a Rhodes Scholar, which is not a good thing.
	Yeah, really.
	Rhodes Scholar, you want to stay away from those guys.
	Cory Booker.
	He's very well educated.
	He wrote a book some years ago called The...
	The Vanishing American Adult, I think was the name of it.
	And it's available.
	And he came on one of the shows to discuss the elements of the book.
	And it's that show out of Hoover Institute, which I like so much.
	And he's got two little clips.
	And he's talking about millennials.
	And he's got a couple of points to make.
	He's got one.
	The first one we're going to talk about is the one age segregation commentary that he has.
	And apparently this book is quite Quite readable.
	I haven't read it, but I did like his interview.
	And this is the Ben Sass book, clip one.
	Necessary.
	You need to understand your body intergenerationally because you go from a state of dependence to independence, but you're ultimately going to decline and become dependent again.
	And we're raising 15-year-olds that spend almost all of their time with 15-year-olds and 19-year-olds that spend almost all of their time with 19-year-olds.
	That's really weird, historically.
	No one has ever done that before.
	If you brought people in a time machine from 300 years ago to 3,000 years ago, and you dropped them in today, I think the main thing they would think is weird about our life at first is just the material surplus.
	There's a cornucopia of produced goods that they would have known a world of nature and a couple of things that have been built.
	And our world is just filled with tools and instruments and consumption aids and whatnot.
	But 30 days past that, I think that people from another place, another time, would think the strangest thing about us is that we live entirely age-segregated lives.
	Got it.
	Age...
	First of all, he's got fry.
	Oh, I noticed.
	Age-segregated lives?
	What, we only hang out with people our own age?
	Is that what he means?
	Yeah, that's what he's claiming.
	Well, we're the exception to that rule.
	Yeah, boomer.
	Ha ha!
	I'm a joneser.
	Don't call me a boomer.
	So he goes on about discussing millennials, and I thought this was as close to being more insulting than we are, generally speaking.
	Is it possible?
	But it does fit into a lot of the models that we've discovered and discussed on the show and gotten a lot of feedback for, which is the non-confrontational nature of the millennials.
	And we've talked about this probably two or three years ago.
	Yeah, people cutting in line.
	Millennials will never speak up.
	They don't know how to confront anything.
	It's actually kind of funny.
	I've witnessed it a lot.
	It's disconcerting, but he takes it further.
	It sort of captured an angst I had.
	We had a big athletic arena, and there was a 20-foot Christmas tree to be erected the day before or day after Thanksgiving.
	I don't remember when it was.
	And we had a bunch of students who were employed by the athletic department or the advancement and development office.
	And these are good jobs.
	These are sort of the best of the students.
	They're being paid.
	And it's desirable to work in the development office or to work in the athletic department.
	These are hearty and healthy, vital, young 19, 20, 21-year-olds.
	And they were supposed to decorate the Christmas tree.
	It's 20 feet tall.
	And the tree was there and all the decorations were there.
	And they decorated...
	All the bottom 8 feet of the tree with twice as many decorations as you would probably need because they spent all their decorations in the bottom 8 feet and then they're packing up to leave and the tree is naked from foot 8 to 20.
	And the Vice President for Development happens by and she's like, hey, what are you guys doing?
	And they said, yeah, we've used all the decorations and we're done.
	And she said, but what about the top half of the tree?
	And they said, well, we didn't know how to get up there.
	And she said, so did maintenance refuse to bring you a ladder?
	And it turned out that nobody had really thought to ask.
	There was no real problem solving in the group.
	It was, we've been given a task and we get to leave when the task is done.
	Bright kids.
	Healthy kids.
	Able kids.
	But passive.
	Passive is the right adjective.
	Okay.
	This book lays out the figures.
	Millennials and those coming up behind them, do they have a name yet?
	Does this next generation?
	Whatever.
	Let's call it millennials.
	Well, kids.
	They marry later.
	They live with their parents longer.
	They know less about American history.
	They demonstrate less initiative and more passivity.
	They participate less in religious organizations.
	They're softer not just psychologically, but physically.
	You note that whereas in the 1960s only one teen in 20 was obese, today one teen in five is obese.
	That is a quintupling.
	Soft.
	Passive.
	And this despite having grown up during a period of peace and by and large economic expansion in the richest and most powerful nation in human history.
	What has gone wrong?
	You said in spite of.
	Maybe it's because of.
	Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.
	Well, yeah, because their bed was laid.
	Everything was good to go.
	And here's a phone.
	And here's a phone.
	Ooh!
	A topper.
	You want to teach these kids something?
	Give them a laptop and a Linux distro CD. Which reminds me.
	So I downloaded, I decided to download a Linux distro.
	Oh, wait, wait.
	I did a Linux distro too.
	When we were both Linux-ing?
	Which one did you take?
	Well, remember, I have the...
	Yeah, you took Mixer or Minter.
	Well, no, I have this very underpowered...
	No, no, I have this very underpowered tablet laptop, which is the Surface Go, which I love for its form factor.
	And I finally, after trying Hyper-V and Windows Subsystem for Linux with the XRDP, all of this stuff, I tried it.
	I wound up installing VirtualBox and Lubuntu.
	Which is the lightweight Ubuntu.
	And I have been using it ever since I did it on Friday.
	And I gotta tell you, I'm blown away.
	I was successful.
	It's fast.
	The machine is almost dead on processing.
	It's not even taxing it at 15%.
	Yeah.
	Okay, tell me what you got.
	Well, it's one of the weird ones.
	Tell me which one.
	I don't have it in front of me.
	It's so complicated.
	It's a live disk.
	Did you play with a live disk or did you install it?
	No, I used a virtual machine.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I just used a live disk.
	The problem is I had to reboot my machine to get this thing to do anything.
	I unfortunately ran into a VPN IP address that That's brand new, and it bypasses all these blocks.
	They're all over the internet.
	You can't do this.
	Oh, you're on a VPN! And this address was so unbelievable that I didn't have the guts to reboot the machine.
	I'd lose the IP address.
	So I'm on it.
	But next show, I'll have something.
	By the way, in the meantime, I want to say what happened while we were playing that last clip about the millennials.
	An osprey flew over.
	Oh, really?
	The helicopter aircraft?
	Yeah.
	The plane copter?
	Yeah.
	The ones that kept crashing all the time.
	Yeah.
	That is the noisiest crap.
	I was going to say, it's loud.
	It's like two Chinooks attached to a cigar tube.
	I'm hearing this thing coming.
	It's coming from across the Golden Gate Bridge and right over my house.
	And it's about, I don't know, at a couple thousand feet.
	It's not that high.
	And I'm saying, what the hell is this?
	Because I'm always irked by these military airplanes flying around.
	Now, was it in helicopter mode or in flight mode?
	It was in helicopter mode.
	Yeah, that thing is a beast.
	That's a beast.
	And so it was in helicopter mode, flying pretty slow, but it was flying over, and it is so noisy.
	It actually literally shook the house where the windows were shaking and vibrating.
	I'm surprised in the thing.
	What is it doing here?
	It's barely flying.
	These things have crashed so many times.
	It's not really a great...
	I mean, there's a lot of problems with the Osprey.
	Notice the president doesn't fly one.
	No, he wouldn't get in one.
	He wouldn't.
	Crazy.
	I just want to go back to Linux for a second.
	There's a couple of observations I have.
	In the next show, if you continue, you'll tell me your observations.
	First of all, just looking at everything that is Linux...
	I have to say that in a way the Linux movement and the projects is kind of proof that humanity can be beautiful.
	And this is just people who just do this.
	like just because we can and and if you look at all of the the githubs and the projects and the groups and and you know of course stuff fails and people pick it up and it really is beautiful to see that because the whole idea is let's make an operating system that you can control that you can do whatever you want with and you know and you can have this version i can have that version and i just find that
	I really do find some beauty in the whole idea, considering that the biggest companies in the world, Microsoft and Apple, have basically the same stuff, except that's all paid.
	And here's just volunteers.
	Of course, there's some commercial projects in there.
	But I'm very, very impressed by that.
	I continue to be impressed by the humanity of it all.
	That said...
	Once I had my Windows laptop and I had no applications open because I wasn't using it.
	I was using the virtual machine on Linux.
	The processor on the Windows side dropped to almost zero.
	And the only thing I can conclude is that Windows is so busy tracking what you do and collecting that shit and sending it off, that's actually what it's doing most of the time.
	It is truly spyware.
	Truly spyware.
	And so when you're not using it, it calms down, the processor goes down to like 7%, and that's it, and it just doesn't do anything.
	Of course, I use that O00 software to turn off all the spy things, and that's very successful.
	Now, I also learned something else about myself.
	I really only need three applications.
	A web browser, some kind of office suite, which I'm all for the Libra.
	I'll take all the Libra I can get.
	And email.
	Because I'm an information manager.
	And once I learned about ClauseMail, I don't know if you've come across this in your travels.
	Nope.
	It is the most customizable email program I have ever put my hands on.
	Yeah, spell it.
	C-L-A-W-S. Claws.
	C-L-A-W-S. As in Hillary's Claws.
	Claws.
	Claws mail.
	Time code, please.
	And you can...
	I think you can actually build it on different platforms, but it works extremely well.
	On Linux.
	Believe it or not, I'm running Spam Assassin locally on the machine.
	What an experience.
	I was kind of joking about it, but any kid you've got, if your kid is like 13, 14, give me your old laptop with a Linux distro and say, you want your allowance this week?
	Make that thing work.
	It changes your life when you really understand what the computer is doing.
	It's not quite squirrel mail, but it's still.
	Well, in the olden days, when I was a kid.
	You were building PCs all the time.
	Yeah, you had to build your own PC, generally speaking, or at least, I mean, sometimes the original, like the Sol 20, which was my first computer, you actually had to solder it together.
	The Apple One was the same way.
	It was a kit.
	A real kit, not a kit of cards.
	An actual kit.
	Like, here's some resistors and shit.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	And so you had to go from there.
	And then to get anything to work, like a printer, you had to write your own driver.
	Driver, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	And so what ended up, the way it tended to work, which is the way it still works, is a community.
	In fact, the computers' whole world of computing and dudes named Ben, everyone realizes that you can't be the lone wolf, you have to be part of a group. - Yes. - That's why users' groups are so important.
	But in the case of the printer drivers, you'd have different printers.
	We had a Byte shop in Berkeley, and we had a computer and something else.
	There was a couple different stores.
	One of them, the one I was always going to, wasn't the Bytes shop.
	It was the other one.
	And you'd go in there and there'd be one guy who would be like the guy who's already written all the drivers for all these things and you'd ask him to give it to you.
	Yeah, here it is.
	And you'd install it yourself, but there'd be some guy doing this and there was always a lot of sharing.
	In fact, That's the thing that's missing a lot nowadays is the sharing of this and the sharing of that.
	You're violating my copyrights.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's the MIT license.
	Like, oh, I hate that.
	I won't participate.
	You can come across this in the Linux community as well, where one group didn't like Firefox's license, so they just renamed the browser into something else, like Seahorse or something.
	The whole thing is...
	People should get into it more.
	I really have this somewhere in my mind something is telling me Ice Weasel.
	That's it.
	Thank you, troll room.
	Ice Weasel.
	Just as good.
	There's something telling me that the internet would be so much better if young people were just forced.
	That should be a class.
	Just understand what this thing does.
	How email works.
	Instead of just using it Nowadays, they teach you how to use...
	They assume the apps are universal, and now you learn how to use Microsoft Word.
	You don't learn how a computer works.
	There are people out there that are still, to this day, I remember going, some guy was having some problems with his computer, so I'll help you.
	And so I took this machine apart and he started literally shaking.
	And I said, I've got your memory.
	Let me take your memory.
	Don't take the RAM out.
	I'm taking the RAM out.
	No, no, all my data's on there.
	Your data is not on the RAM. Time code.
	Exactly.
	That's exactly right.
	Oh, you sure?
	You sure?
	You sure?
	Yeah, yeah, sure.
	And so you've swapped some new RAM in there and it's, oh, it's working better.
	It's very strange to me.
	People should at least, even though you don't solder anymore, you should put a machine together.
	So I always put a machine together about once every two years.
	I think the Linux experience is interesting because you really start to understand, oh, so that's what Twitter really is.
	Oh, that's what email.
	Okay.
	Oh, the browser.
	I see how it works.
	Oh, it has to open these other programs to play stuff.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	My goal, and by the way, thank you all the producers who have offered to help.
	I decided, no, I'm going to do this myself, because if I can't do it, then we might as well not talk about it.
	My goal is to install, you now have the portable virtual machine, and you can install that right on a USB, and then you stick it into any computer, and it should work.
	And so you can take your computer with you on your key ring, basically.
	Don't you have to boot from the USB drive?
	Nope.
	Nope, because it actually...
	What do you mean, nope?
	Nope.
	There'll be an executable on the USB drive.
	That's the virtual machine, so you just stick that in, double-click, it starts up the virtual machine, it has all the configs all set, and then wherever you just left off, in fact, is going to be on that thumb drive.
	That, I think, is where...
	Just for my regular daily work.
	Not for the studio.
	There's no way I can use that for the studio.
	But just to...
	It's just so fast, John.
	It's so fast.
	And everything gets out of the way.
	And it's like, that thing, I don't like it.
	It can fix it.
	You can change it.
	The things that irk me about email programs.
	I can change it.
	I love it.
	Anyway.
	No, instead, look, everyone...
	Give it right back to you.
	You're an idealist.
	Well, yes, I am an idealist, and I'm still young enough to be that way.
	However...
	Oh, really?
	The kids these days, no.
	They look at a piece of crap truck that fails a demo, fails a demo, and they're all jitty, and they love it.
	Who loves this piece of crap?
	The thing is too big for the road.
	You couldn't park it if you had to.
	Sir Gene has already ordered one.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've lost all hope for Sir Gene, if this is true.
	It's true.
	Well, I mean, you put down your $100 on a credit card, and then you're in line to buy it.
	So buying one is a little different.
	It'll never ship.
	It'll probably never ship.
	But the fact that this guy can do a demo, it fails horribly twice, and everyone's like, no, that's okay.
	It's Elon stuff.
	No, this is the magic of Steve Jobs.
	Well, no.
	These guys have literally, I'm telling you, nobody wants to believe me when I say this, but they've sold themselves out to evil forces.
	Well.
	And it creates this magic around them.
	There's nothing you can do about it.
	You mean like black magic?
	Yeah, black magic.
	That's why, in some cases, they have to wear the black turtleneck.
	They're always wearing black just through this signal.
	Yeah, it's part of the black turtleneck.
	Elzebub's rules.
	The same thing with Elizabeth Holmes.
	We're going to make you fabulously wealthy, but you've got to wear the turtleneck.
	Otherwise, it doesn't work.
	And everybody will love you.
	Except maybe one or two people.
	People screaming in the audience, Take my money, Elon!
	Oh, brother.
	And notice there was no interior shots.
	I guess they haven't fixed that part yet.
	No, there were some on the internet you could find.
	I didn't see any.
	I looked specifically.
	I saw no interior shots.
	Well, we had a dinner here, and JC brought this up.
	Who wants one?
	He says, what the hell's going on with the interior of this thing?
	It looks like it's made out of marble.
	And I said, what are you talking about?
	And so the millennials at the table all grabbed their phones.
	I sat there waiting.
	And they found the shots of the interior, which looks terrible.
	And the seats just look uncomfortable, but the dashboard looks like it's made out of a rock or something.
	Very strange.
	Sir Gene is texting me furiously.
	But he thinks you may be on to something with the black magic.
	He agrees on that.
	I spotted this years ago.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	I think you're right.
	I think I caught something else, and Mo told me that Monday we're going to dive deeper into Colin Kaepernick.
	I know I'm not the sports guy, which is maybe why things seem very apparent to me.
	He made this big deal.
	I guess, do they have some session where all the rookies go, or all the...
	Potential draftees go and they work out and they show the scouts.
	Kaepernick went to that.
	No, he didn't.
	I thought he did one of his own.
	He did one of his own.
	Work you do for the people and telling the truth.
	That's what we want in everything.
	I've been ready for three years.
	I've been denied for three years.
	We all know why I came out here and showed it today in front of everybody.
	We have nothing to hide.
	So we're waiting for the 32 owners, the 32 teams, Roger Goodell, all of them to stop running.
	Stop running from the truth.
	Stop running from the people.
	We're out here, we're ready to play.
	We're ready to go anywhere.
	My agent Jeff Nally is ready to talk to any team, interview with any team at any time.
	I've been ready, I'm staying ready, and I'll continue to be ready.
	And to all the people that came out here today, I appreciate y'all.
	I love y'all.
	To the people that aren't here, I'm thinking of you.
	I appreciate you supporting from where you are.
	We'll continue to give you updates as we hear.
	We'll be waiting to hear from Roger Goodell, the NFL, the 32 teams.
	We'll let you know if we hear from them.
	Ball's in their court.
	We're ready to go.
	So, when I saw this, I noticed a few things.
	One, he's got his Nike shirt on.
	So, Nike is, you know, they're not going to let him stand there and do this unless they're in it.
	And what is the thing he said?
	Go ahead.
	No, I said, yeah, it's a Nike stunt.
	Right.
	And what did he say at least eight times in that bit?
	I don't know what.
	We're ready.
	We're ready to go.
	We're ready.
	We're ready to go.
	We, as in him and Nike?
	No.
	Be ready, be ready for y'all.
	This is the Nike campaign that's coming.
	Be ready, be ready for y'all.
	Okay, stop. stop.
	I think we got it.
	A couple things I should mention, so you know this.
	Because I listen to the sports talk guys.
	He was invited.
	They were going to create a special camp for him in the NFL. Roger Goodell was going to do this just because they've got so much flack.
	Because most experts think that Cabernet doesn't want to play football anyway.
	He just wants to make a lot of money with this Nike stuff.
	And so they created this camp that they were going to invite everybody to come to, and then Kaepernick wanted to bring his film crew and do all this, create an ad for Nike, and then they said, no, I thought you wanted a job as a football player.
	No, he doesn't.
	You're going to come to this camp and we'll, you know, evaluate you just as one of those rookie camps.
	Right.
	No, he doesn't.
	And he said, no, I'm not going to that.
	And so he created his own so he could film the whole thing and create a publicity stunt.
	No, but it's a scammer.
	No, but my point is, this is what you're going to see.
	It's the We Ready campaign.
	It hasn't been announced.
	I'm just, I'm telling you.
	No, I think you're right.
	You nailed it.
	And a We Ready shoe.
	A We Ready shoe.
	A We Ready Kaepernick shoe.
	We Ready campaign.
	There could be a Kaepernick shoe.
	Guaranteed.
	Guaranteed a Kaepernick shoe is on the way.
	Well, they have to do something because their team, their college team, Nike's college team, they have a college football team called Oregon, and they lost to Arizona State, and so they won't get in the playoffs this year, so they got to do something to make up for that huge team.
	Huge problem they have, because it's a publicity stunt team.
	I mean, they have...
	And by the way, I should put a note out there.
	Oregon...
	Phil Knight is the big sponsor of the Oregon football team, and he's a Nike founder.
	And it's always mystified me, and this year in particular, the number one recruiting group for the Pac-12 this year was Oregon, again.
	And why does people want to go to Eugene, Oregon to spend time when they can be at Alabama or to these big campuses back east or USC where all the pretty girls are?
	They go to end up in Oregon.
	It's because it's a Nike school.
	And I'm sure that there's a comment that goes in, you know, if you come here at Oregon and play here, you probably get a big shoe contract with millions of dollars when you get out of college.
	Just saying.
	Yeah.
	I'm not accusing him of anything, but I think it should be looked into.
	Aren't you glad that I'm such an expert on sports?
	I'm going to show myself by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Well, time flies on the No Agenda show.
	We do have a few people to thank.
	Luckily, this should fly pretty quickly.
	Sir Richard Leiter, Lord of Law Libraries in Lincoln, Nebraska.
	$112.31.
	And he's a serious douchebag.
	Speaking of douchebags, please call out Dave and Keith.
	Douchebag!
	Two good friends and listeners of the show who have never donated to my knowledge.
	Come on, guys.
	Grow a conscious and pony up.
	Thanks for all the hard work.
	Okay.
	Nick in Palmera, Pennsylvania.
	$103.03.
	And he's got a call out, too.
	Okay.
	You guys notice the Netherlands human rights topics surfacing again.
	Well, that's something to add.
	If possible, I'd like to call out my friend Jason as a douchebag.
	Done.
	Done.
	Ian Field, $100.
	Nick was $103.03.
	I think I said that.
	Kwong Liu in Tustin, California, $100.
	Jonathan Bingham in New Providence, New Jersey, $100.
	Servito, $99.99.
	I need some mental health karma.
	We'll put that at the end.
	Michael Zavala in Concord, California.
	Happy Thanksgiving, he says.
	8888.
	So Herb Lamb, the Earl of Georgia.
	8008.
	Happy Thanksgiving.
	He needs a travel karma for all.
	For all, yes.
	After I saw that line at the airport.
	Extra karma.
	You're going to need an extra hour to get to the airport.
	I mean, it's just unbelievable.
	It's crazy, I tell you.
	I'm sorry, I said I went on Monday.
	It was Friday.
	So I can't imagine what it's going to be like tomorrow.
	Sir Clay Alchemist, Knight of the Grand River, 6996.
	Sir Rick in Arlington, Washington, 6996.
	We've got two of these guys now.
	Thanks.
	Black Knight, Sir Lineman of the Net Raleigh Hawk in Anna, Illinois, 6969.
	Sir Stregalicious, 69.69.
	He's got a birthday for himself, which is on the list.
	And he wants a de-douching to show my thankfulness for you both and the dose of sanity I get from the show.
	You've been de-douched.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Sir Jeff Yerke in Concord, California, 6969.
	And he complains to me, as he should, that we gotta get this Red Fox thing straight.
	He's got some albums left.
	Since I've known you, since I've known you, this Red Fox compilation CD has been in the works.
	In fact, people don't even have CD players anymore.
	That's how long it's been in the works.
	You can stream them.
	Yeah, of course.
	Jordan Moss.
	Anyways, Jeff, we'll get together.
	Let's get together the next few weeks before Or right after Thanksgiving.
	Jordan Moss in Santa Monica, California.
	No, no, no.
	Jordan's in Concord.
	Yeah, Concord, California.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	No, I'm mistaken.
	Jordan Moss is in Santa Monica, and he also wants to de-douching.
	Oh, my goodness.
	You've been de-douched.
	He came in with 5589.
	Leo Coca...
	In Australia, 5555.
	He's been stuck inside with his air filter full blast because of the fires and the smoke.
	We had this problem here a couple years ago.
	Luckily, he's got no agenda.
	Okay, I don't know if there's anything else we need.
	That's all you need.
	Are you on fire?
	Hey, who cares?
	I got no agenda.
	Sir Jawa in...
	Kuapel.
	Saskatchewan.
	Kuapel.
	Kuapel.
	5555.
	Mika or Micah or Micah or Micah.
	And I always get it mixed up.
	Miller in Bethel, Pennsylvania.
	5541.
	And this is Micah who says, by the way, Trump-Pelosi jobs karma works.
	Hmm.
	Josephus von Veldhoven, 5510.
	Sir Kevin of the Black Knot.
	I want to talk then again.
	We have the guy who said it failed.
	I want to know which specific one failed.
	It may not be the exact one because we had two or three varieties of this karma.
	Yes.
	Sir Kevin of the Black Knot.
	And the fact that that one works is good.
	I'm sorry.
	Josephus von Veldhoven.
	We did him.
	Josephus van Weldhoven in Netherlands, 55-10.
	Sir Kevin of the Black Knot in Amherst, New Hampshire.
	Same thing, 55-10.
	Double Knuckles on the Dime for Stas Gomberg.
	Also, 53-33 in Rostov on...
	Oh, a Russian.
	Sir Craig, Sir Crack in Rostov.
	Listen to this.
	John, PayPal is forcing me to donate in rubles from my Russian card.
	Might be happening to other producers and could be skewing their donation amounts.
	Hmm.
	Well, if that...
	I wonder if you...
	There's a way they can charge you for that.
	Yeah, you lose about 10%, 5-10% on the charges.
	This is why people should use bank transfers if you can.
	Well, bank transfers cost too much.
	They actually lose more with a bank transfer than a $5 donation.
	It'd cost you $20.
	How about Bitcoin, John?
	We shouldn't be accepting that.
	Yeah, sure.
	There are other mechanisms.
	If PayPal takes rubles, I'm stunned.
	Go for it.
	I like the idea of getting a rubles.
	Ian Trimble in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, $5,199.
	Darren Christie in Spokane, Washington, $51.50.
	Adam Throop in Bloomington, Indiana, $50.33.
	Forrest Martin, $5005.
	And now the following people are $50 donors, name and location.
	And this time we got a few of them, which is good.
	Starting with Mark Hackett in Downington, Pennsylvania, Alexa Delgado in Aptos, Will West in Peoria, Arizona, Mitchell Kaufman in Hillsborough, Oregon, Wine Country, Julian Robbins, Aptos, California, Jesus Allen in Austin, Texas.
	You ever run into him?
	No.
	Joshua Dilsaver, or Dilsaver, it's not Dilsaver, it's Dilsaver.
	Oh, I spoke to him.
	He's a brand new ham.
	He had just gotten his...
	Yeah, here it is.
	He just got his technician's license, K-E-O-Y-N-C, and he jumped on the NAMS network, and he made a call out.
	I heard it yesterday.
	We chatted for a bit.
	He put his wife on.
	She's singing in the morning on the ham band.
	K5ACC.com is where you can find out how you can join as well.
	Become a ham!
	73s.
	Ryan Smith.
	Eric Hoff.
	Yancy.
	Nice.
	Unless you can pronounce it better.
	He's in Houston, Texas.
	Hope you all fight for Fox News.
	No agenda series for all it's worth.
	Sir Patrick Maycomb.
	Barron Maycomb.
	I think so.
	I don't know what he is by now, but he's in New York.
	Sir Joey Ringenroth in Saugus.
	I wanted a report from him on Saugus.
	Sir Spud the Mighty in Marietta, Georgia.
	And that concludes our group of well-wishers and supporters and producers for show 1193.
	I want to thank each and every one of them and all those that came in under $50.
	And Ian Trimble also wanted a Pelosi jobs karma, so we request for Trump Pelosi and for Pelosi.
	We'll do it all.
	You do have to keep track of this and let us know how that goes.
	This is important.
	We need to understand what's working and what's not working.
	We have no idea how this karma stuff works.
	Works in general, but people want it, so we give it to you.
	And thank you for supporting the show.
	This is what you need to do.
	If there's no other way for you to contribute, and man, do people do a lot of stuff, and I cannot thank our artists enough, noagendaartgenerator.com.
	I can't thank Dame Jennifer enough for the animated No Agenda series.
	Our executive producers, associate executive producers, Bemrose, VoidZero, Darino, all the guys who are on the back end of our server system so we cannot get deplatformed.
	Might as well mention Eric.
	Well, of course.
	Eric the shill.
	Mimi, mom to the shill.
	Might as well bring everybody in.
	She also doesn't, Mimi, did she send you the script for today's meetups?
	Yes, she did.
	She did.
	It's a script.
	Yes, it's on the teleprompter.
	One second, I'll get a hold of it.
	After we do the promised karmas, and again, thank you all so very much.
	You can do it again or for the first time perhaps get yourself de-douching by going to Dvorak.org slash N-A. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. And jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
	You've got karma.
	Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs And Jobs Let's vote for jobs!
	Yeah!
	You've got karma.
	There you, that should do it.
	And here we are on the 24th of November, 2019.
	As we wind down the year, we have a couple of birthdays to take care of.
	Lisa Stelter, this is one we missed.
	A belated happy birthday to her daughter, Amelia.
	She turned seven years old on November 18th.
	Amelia, happy birthday from your Uncle John and Uncle Adam.
	Sir Stregalicious celebrates, and Joshua Dilsaver, KE0YNC, says happy birthday to his friend, Douchebag Dustin.
	He'll be celebrating on November 26th.
	Happy birthday, everybody, from the best podcast in the universe.
	And we might as well do the meetups so we can get that out of the way.
	Meetups!
	Meetups!
	Like a party!
	And the party is in The Hague, the Netherlands.
	Actually, we probably missed that one.
	It was at 3 o'clock.
	But you can still hit the party in College Station, Texas.
	Aggieland at Moe's Irish Pub.
	Joshua McLean, he's hosting that.
	He reached out to me.
	I forget if it was on email or maybe noagendasocial.com.
	By the way, Thank you, Aaroner, for running NoAgendaSocial.com.
	There's so many people to think of.
	He had three people lined up for today's meetup, and he was hoping for more, but he was already ecstatic with those three.
	First time, first time for him, and that's at Moe's Irish Pub.
	Then we fast forward to the 30th, that's next Saturday, Southeast London's UK No.
	5, and that will be at the Real Ales Ways, somewhat legendary Bring Your Own Vinyl Night at the Real Ales Ways.
	So Bring Your Vinyl, GWFF will be hosting that for you.
	Also on Saturday, the local 805 Santa Ynez Valley, California, 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
	Sir D.H. Slammer, Baroness Dame Bang Bang will be your host.
	Shoot, John, how far is that from you?
	It's not here.
	Oh, it's not anywhere near you?
	Where was it again?
	Santa Ine Valley?
	Yeah, it's about an eight-hour drive.
	Oh, okay.
	If you start now...
	No, not that long.
	It's a four-hour drive if I drive at 100 miles an hour.
	Okay, well, it's the Turkey Hangover Meetup, carrying on the no-agenda meetups in the Santa Ine Valley at Gino's Pizza in Buelton.
	New Southeast London Local 5.
	Wait, wait.
	Back, back, back.
	How are you pronouncing the valley again?
	Santa Inez?
	Yeah.
	You want to make fun of me for something?
	No, I was just wondering what you were doing there.
	I don't know what I'm doing.
	There's a good meet-up coming up that is something we should go to.
	Mimi said we should go to, but it's not going to happen.
	You mean Nashville?
	Okay, so we have Sunday, the 1st of December.
	That'll be the old San Juan-Puerto Rico meet-up.
	Oh, 5 o'clock.
	Cool.
	Oh, Jambo Joe.
	Holy crap, that's the one we want to go to.
	Is he in San Juan?
	Oh, at the Cannon Club in San Juan.
	Okay, very nice.
	Maybe he's visiting.
	Maybe.
	Then Monday, interesting day, the 3rd of December, Kitchener, Ontario, Canada, 8 o'clock.
	That will be...
	Let me see.
	I can't...
	I don't see exactly where that is.
	But the organizer is Josh Surstromming, Knight of the Bog of Eternal Stench.
	You go to NoAgendaMeetups.com to find out exactly what's going on.
	Then the Friday after next, on 6th of December, Nashville, Tennessee, this is their six-week cycle.
	Six weeks is as long as I can go without the company of like-minded Noah Gendians for some amygdala-resizing, karma-cleansing, good old-fashioned, trigger-proof conversation.
	Venue, TBA. And this is Rich B, who is organizing that.
	What is the one you're looking for, John?
	The furries!
	I don't see the furries.
	Okay, you're right.
	It is the 6th of December, so we're really moving ahead.
	The Midwest Fur Fest convention and no agenda meetup.
	Chicago, Illinois.
	This meetup is happening smack dab in the middle of MFF weekend.
	Midwest Fur Fest.
	The largest furry convention on the planet.
	However...
	Everyone, furry con attendees or not, is welcome to join in for libations and good, clean fun.
	Meet at Red Bar and Lounge, Hyatt Regency, O'Hare.
	Look for the table with the beautiful laminated printout of Curry's mug.
	More details at noagendameetups.com.
	Organizer, our dear leader.
	Double E, dear leader.
	That's the one Mimi suggested we go to?
	She's a sick woman.
	She said, you guys gotta go to this.
	I think she wants to go.
	I think she had a furry thing going on.
	Yeah, yeah, take me to the furry.
	I want to see meet the furries.
	It's not all sex.
	It's just we like to dress up as animals.
	Well, pictures are necessary.
	Yes, we want photos from the furries.
	Lots of furry photos.
	We want our heads on sticks.
	She also says we don't make fun of them.
	We're not making fun of them.
	We're not making fun of the furries, especially if there's no agenda.
	I just think it's wild that you could get a no agenda meetup at a furry convention.
	No, we're not making fun of anything.
	No.
	Absolutely not.
	Except Pelosi.
	Well, there's that.
	Hey, let's do...
	We've got two nightings here, so if you can...
	Yeah, here's a blade right here.
	Up on the podium, Ian McQueen and Justin Kars.
	Both of you gentlemen are joining the elite ranks of No Agenda Knights and Dames here at our roundtable.
	We've got quite a bit of hospitality lined up for you, as you requested.
	And right now I'd like to do the honors of pronouncing the Sir McQueen of Blighttown and Sir Justin Kars of Jobbers Canyon.
	Gentlemen, for you...
	We got hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay, estas and escargot, twisted spliffs and tequila.
	We got crawfish and cane breaks, rabbit meat and goat milk.
	We got onion rings and ice cream, trophies and tires, smoke, pinball and power cords, redheads and rides, Brazilian hotties and cachaca, and, well, there's always mutton and mead.
	So if you want some of that goodness and you'd like to receive your knight ring, it's a beautiful signet ring along with sealing wax and an official certification that you are a knight slash name, go to noagendanation.com slash rings, fill out the forms.
	It's very simple.
	Give Eric to show the details.
	We'll get it out to you as soon as possible.
	And thank you so much for supporting your best podcast in the universe.
	I did have a Kamloops, British Columbia meetup very short.
	John and Adam, our first meetup in Kamloops, British Columbia, Candonavia, it's written here, I'm not saying it myself, was a success.
	We had about 10 people show up at the Noble Pig, including Sir Candonavian, who drove four and a half hours to be there.
	And he also wanted to get some Costco dog food, so I guess it was a double trip.
	Producer Mike told us the story of sending a box of pennies to Adam so he could stock the penny jar, only to have Adam suspect it was a bomb.
	Yes, it was a frightening thing you sent to me.
	And that's it.
	Noagendameetups.com.
	It's an important piece of your sanity diet.
	If at all possible, you should at least go to one and visit noagendameetups.com to find out.
	And they're everywhere.
	I mean, we've had three in Austin and we've got Aggieland now.
	There's always one near you.
	We've got them everywhere.
	It's like a party!
	Noagendameetups.com.
	It is a party.
	It is not like a party.
	It is a party.
	I agree.
	Well, I want to do some riot reports.
	I got three of them today.
	We have them every show.
	There's new riots that are all over the world that's been coordinated by someone.
	But before that, I do have an ISO. Okay.
	And this is from the hearings, and this is how it ended.
	The hearings ended with Schiff saying this.
	We are better than that.
	It's the best I could do.
	It's okay.
	You have a better one, apparently.
	Well, no, I like this one that I accidentally played it earlier.
	Unbelievably bogus.
	Someone sent me that and I liked it.
	I think that's better than Schiff.
	Yeah, but that's me.
	So?
	You're popular.
	On to the riots reports.
	We've got a bunch of riots again going on.
	Let's go with, first of all, let's go to Bolivia.
	In Bolivia, military forces tear-gassed a massive funeral procession in La Paz Thursday as supporters of ousted President Evo Morales carried coffins of slain protesters through the streets.
	Thousands of demonstrators were mourning the eight indigenous protesters killed by Bolivian police and military Tuesday in El Alto.
	But security forces descended on the procession as it drew near the presidential palace.
	Trophins were left on the streets as tear gas forced the demonstrators to disperse.
	It was the latest act of military repression since the coup that forced Evo Morales out of office almost two weeks ago.
	At least 32 people have been killed in the violence that followed, mainly indigenous people killed by Bolivia's security forces.
	Bolivia's ousted president, Evo Morales, called Wednesday for an international truth commission to investigate his ouster.
	Riots around the world!
	Let's go to Colombia.
	In Colombia, hundreds of thousands of people took to the streets Thursday in the largest national strike the country has seen in years.
	Labor unions, students, teachers, indigenous and Afro-Colombian activists joined in peaceful marches across urban and rural Colombia as anger mounts against right-wing President Iván Duque and his cabinet.
	The peaceful movement was met with police repression and tear gas in Bogota, Cali and Medellin.
	Colombia shut down its borders with Venezuela, Ecuador, Brazil and Peru in response to the strike.
	How about Iran?
	In Iran, a government blackout of all internet traffic has entered its fifth day, leaving tens of millions of people accustomed to high speed data cut off from the outside world.
	The blackout came amidst a government crackdown on protests over soaring increases in the price of fuel.
	Amnesty International says more than 100 people were killed and over 1,000 arrested at protests in 21 Iranian cities.
	As Iranian forces fired live rounds onto crowds from rooftops and helicopters, the fuel price hikes came after the Trump administration walked away from the Iran nuclear agreement last year, imposing harsh economic sanctions on Iran.
	Yeah, it's all his fault.
	Does Amy do this all in one show where she does this?
	That's pretty good.
	She's at least showing something.
	At least somebody's doing it.
	She did have something.
	She had this clip.
	I can play the clip, but I'd rather play the ISO first.
	This is the...
	It doesn't say ISO on here, which is a mistake, but it says, Vote for Trump.
	You should vote for Trump.
	This was not an endorsement, I'm sure.
	What was the context of that?
	It was about, okay, the context is this other clip.
	Hey, John, stop.
	That's the end of show ISO right there.
	You should vote for Trump.
	That's the one.
	That's the one we want.
	You should vote for Trump.
	Alright, what clip goes along with that?
	Oh, this is the Biden clip.
	I'm trying to find it.
	Oh yeah, confronted by immigration protesters?
	Yeah, this is...
	Meanwhile, this is what Democracy Now!
	does.
	Instead of dealing with, and they refuse to discuss the Hunter Biden obvious corruption scandal.
	No, we're going to go after Biden.
	This is how we're going to do it.
	Back in the United States, former Vice President Joe Biden was confronted by protesters at a campaign stop in Greenwood, South Carolina Thursday over his support for the Obama administration's deportation policies.
	"Not one more! Deportation! Not one more! Deportation! Not one more! Deportation! Not one more!" "The protests came after Carlos Rojas of the Immigrant Rights Group, Cosecha, confronted Biden, over the three million people deported from the United States under President Obama, a record pace of deportations.
	Biden responded to Rojas by saying, quote, you should vote for Trump.
	Wow, that's his answer, huh?
	Poor Joe.
	Poor Joe.
	Elder abuse, I'm telling you.
	It'll come out one day.
	They want Warren.
	It appears that way.
	One of our Animated No Agenda shorts, check it out on YouTube, Animated No Agenda.
	We had the bit in there from Eliza Schlesinger about if a guy is coming on to you and he's hot, it's not sexual harassment.
	And we actually turned that into a cartoon.
	Did you bring her to the show first?
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	It was probably that clip, in fact.
	So she has a new special.
	We both watched it.
	I finished it last night.
	I realized that I had watched maybe 20 minutes of it and was falling asleep, and so I didn't quite know if I liked it or not.
	Finished it last night with The Keeper.
	Very, very funny.
	I think it's their best work since their first one.
	She's done a lot of them.
	I didn't realize how many specials she'd done.
	Yeah, she's done quite a lot.
	And, you know, we have...
	If there's one pet peeve we've had consistently on the show, it would be...
	Oh my God, that is amazing!
	Now, we've had that bit we've played since...
	Oh my goodness, how long have we had that thing?
	Yeah, I can see at least 2014 is how long it goes back.
	And she did a bit on amazing, and so I thought we would play that.
	But all too often you say something good like, I got married, and what I'll get back is like, amazing.
	By the way, this is exactly how women say it.
	I've heard this so many times.
	Amazing.
	But all too often you say something good like, I got married, and what I'll get back is like, amazing.
	I am here running on a platform to eradicate the usage of the word amazing.
	From our female vocabularies, because I know what amazing means, okay?
	Girls, when you say amazing, I know you don't mean amazing, okay?
	So save it for your boyfriend!
	They're not paying attention!
	I know what amazing means.
	When a woman says amazing, what she actually means is, oh my god, this isn't about me, and I don't care, and I'm a little insecure about it, but I want to make sure that I'm being a good feminist and saying amazing back when in actuality it's boring.
	Amazing!
	That's what that means!
	Amazing.
	We become like robots, just like, amazing, amazing, amazing, it's amazing.
	Because in the wake of Me Too and Time's Up, all of these important, very necessary movements, what's come out of it is women policing other women.
	And we walk around terrified as women of being called bad feminists by, quite frankly, other bad feminists.
	So we all walk around on this heightened alert.
	Like, she's amazing.
	I didn't say anything.
	Don't get mad at me.
	I love all women.
	No woman's ever made a mistake ever.
	White jeans are always a great choice.
	Slay it, queen.
	Terrified.
	That if we give an actual opinion, we're going to get crucified.
	That if you say any criticism, some blogger in the back of the room is like, female comic shamed my choices by existing.
	She hurt my fifis.
	That's what happens.
	I think she's a very important comic in this day and age.
	She is doing a version of what Chappelle is doing and what Bill Burr is doing.
	A little bit.
	I've always thought she was funny, but she's developing some new ways of presenting material.
	She's bringing a lot of George Carlin-esque.
	Like paragraphs worth of fast-talking.
	Yep.
	That is all structured and then you rattle it all.
	You have to rehearse that a lot.
	And she does it while doing gymnastics.
	She does.
	She's doing gymnastics on stage.
	Yeah.
	Very good.
	Eliza.
	I-L-I-Z-A. I-L-I-Z-A. She's special just on Netflix as we speak.
	It's somewhat offensive to a lot of women.
	Even though the audience is all women.
	I don't think it's offensive.
	I think it's a teaching moment.
	Well, you do.
	That's you.
	That's me.
	You know...
	But you're amazing.
	Boys can be women too, so...
	And what your problem is...
	And that's it for...
	What?
	Alrighty then.
	Alrighty then.
	That's it for our deconstruction for today.
	We look forward to what the week will bring us as we move into our Thanksgiving.
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	We'll be working on Thanksgiving.
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	End of show mixes.
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	And coming up next on NoAgendaStream.com, grumpy old Ben's with special guest Larry from The Larry Show.
	That Larry Show.
	Larry.
	Coming to you from Austin Tejas, Opportunity Zone 33, FEMA Region No.
	6 in the governmental maps.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, don't forget to throw out your old mate in lettuce for some reason.
	Once again, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	Until Thursday, adios, mofos and such!
	No agenda with Adam Curry and John Cena.
	Your world's on fire!
	Iranians are taking to the streets again to protest gasoline price hike.
	Bougainville may become a new country they want to separate.
	It's crazy over there in Georgia!
	It's crazy over there in Georgia!
	Your world's on fire!
	Your world's on fire!
	That's right, it's burning all around the world.
	Your world is burning in under 30 seconds!
	Your world's on fire!
	That's right, it's burning all around the world.
	Your world's on fire!
	Your world is burning in under 30 seconds!
	It's crazy over there in Georgia!
	Your world's on fire!
	Your world's on fire!
	Chris, so far, the evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.
	Has the Trump impeachment trial got you down?
	It's boring.
	Now try listening to it with the Eric Swallow and Chris Matthews sound enhancement app.
	And when you're talking here about breaking the logjam, you're talking about the logjam over the security systems, correct?
	I was talking logjam generically because nothing was moving.
	And what was Ambassador Bolton's response or reaction to that comment?
	We had not completed all of the agenda items and we still had time for the meeting and Ambassador Bolton abruptly ended the meeting.
	But I was struck by something else you said in your deposition.
	You said that it sheds some light on possible other motivations behind a security assistance hold.
	So in that moment, it was not clear whether there was a direct connection or linkage between the ongoing hold on security assistance and what the President may be asking President Zelensky to undertake in regards to investigations.
	He said, let me just tell you, I hardly know the gentleman.
	Easy come, easy go.
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