All Episodes
Previous Next
July 16, 2017 - No Agenda
02:00:00
947: Mix Tape
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
It's Sunday, July 16, 2017.
This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 9 or 4-7.
This is no agenda.
Rolling out the best our producers have to offer and broadcasting almost live from the darkest corners of the internet, the capital of Gitmo Nation douchebag, Saint-Tropez.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I have these devices, I'm John C. Devorak.
It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill in the morning.
Yes.
In the morning to you, sir.
Love the screaming goat.
Nothing like it.
Nothing like some lamb, some goat, and your best podcast in the universe.
Almost live for this...
Yes, we're doing it.
You're going to be in a situation where you're not going to get on this.
We're not going to be able to do this show, so we're doing this.
Which is...
Apparently, dynamite.
Yes.
First of all, we've gone through some troubles this trip, but I knew for sure that the south of France was going to be problematic.
Mainly because it's the end of our vacation, we'll probably be drunk.
Well, might as well.
You know me, one beer.
Woo!
Partey!
We're off to the races.
Yeah, this is one of those rare occasions where we have a best-of show, but unlike previous episodes, which have usually been carefully and lovingly put together by Sir Ramsey Cain, this show is something we haven't done yet.
No, and apparently you've got enough material for two shows.
I could do two three-hour shows easily.
Now, that would include almost all of the end-of-show mixes that we've had since we started doing them.
And I, you know, to be honest, I don't even know when we started really doing those.
I remember when we first started, we used to do the, we're going to play something at the end, and then we both decided that wasn't going to work because we wanted to comment on them.
Right.
Remember that?
It was about a year for almost, at least six months, we were doing these end-of-show little, like, ditties.
Yeah, ditties.
Actually, they were long.
It was like stuff you didn't want to put in the show as just kind of a bonus material thing.
Right, right, yeah.
Somewhere along the line.
Yeah, and then you decided it was, and I agreed, that this was not working because we wanted to do some of the stuff that was so interesting we needed some discussion.
But we ended the show, so that wasn't going to happen.
And then...
Go ahead.
I don't know when it began when we started doing this.
I do, I do, I do.
It really started around March, April 2015.
Ben, although we had jingles and little things, it was the Obama...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's when it happened.
No, it was before that.
But that was 2015.
I think it was way...
I think we were in 2014.
Now we have to go listen to some old shows and see if I can isolate when it actually began.
No, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
For example...
We were way on our way by the time the no-no-no.
Well, I have October 4th, 2014.
And that's the story.
So these were short, but then they got longer.
Right, because some of mixologists, these guys, well, mixologists is a bartender, but these mixed guys came in with their longer pieces, which really were designed for the end of the show.
They weren't designed to...
Originally, these things were designed for in-show use.
Well, GX2, who...
Kind of semi-retired from time to time.
He comes back and does something.
I think if some things changed in his life, he didn't have the time.
But you remember GX2, he would have a mix almost every week.
And they were really techno and they were high energy.
You used them at the beginning of the show, before the show started.
Yes, exactly.
The beginning of the show, but then I think some of them were so good that we put them at the end of the show.
Maybe it was GX2 who kicked a lot of that off.
I know.
Lost to history.
Anyway, I have them all in a bin.
There's other things in there which I can't exactly pinpoint when we started doing that, but I have them in a bin on the production machine, and it's...
It was so mind-boggling to pick these things up.
At first I was like, I want to do them really mix and match, but I did some of that, but really did it in chronological order to some degree.
So what we're going to hear is the end of show stuff compiled.
Yes.
I don't think we've made clear yet.
Not just compiled, but also expertly mixed by myself.
Yeah, you actually did the work.
Well, no, no, no, but I did the work of putting it together.
Well, they're not long enough to say they're all short.
I mean, this reminds me of when I did the clips, you know, just clips of clips.
That's right.
And I did it like two hours worth, and they're all short enough that it was nuts.
It took me a year.
This didn't take me...
Well, you had to find them and cut them down.
I had this big bin.
I'm just mixing and matching multi-tracks and put one, and then I'd use little vignettes and drop them in between two.
It was a lot of fun to do.
The thing I think I mentioned this a couple weeks ago is because it contains...
Voices of politicians and celebrities and, you know, there's everything from Hillary to Whoopi to you name it.
It's very, very trippy.
And I've tested a few of these out in the pre-stream.
I've played some little bits of this.
By tested, does that include some extracurricular smoking?
No, I tested them on the audience.
Oh, okay, that's different.
No, no, no.
This was created completely without any influence of anything.
This was just totally vibing on the music.
So I'm going to put as many...
I was thinking, how do I credit all these people?
Later on, I did a much better job of when someone sent me something, I'd put their name in the title.
A lot of people forget to do that.
They don't do any tags.
They just have a title.
So I started getting into the habit of putting in the producer.
Since I'm sure I've missed many...
My thinking was maybe, this will go up on the No Agenda Player, noagendaplayer.com, which is a phenomenal resource if you've never seen it before.
Every program, every episode is uploaded that we do, and people go in and there's already, someone's annotating up front, and then you can go in and add more annotations.
It would be great if people would check it out and help us annotate so everybody can get the credit that they deserve.
Okay.
Well, I think we should get this party started.
Yes, Mr.
DJ. Indeed.
Without further ado, we will come back to talk a little bit halfway and to remind you of the importance of our program and how you can help.
Until then, I present, we present for you the multitude of no-agenda mixing producers.
We don't have a title for it.
John, what are we going to call this?
What are we calling this show?
The mix?
In the mix.
Oh, I like that.
In the mix.
A takeoff on In the Morning.
That's right.
Here it is, everybody.
In the mix.
In the morning.
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your Gitmo Nation National Anthem.
We are all charged up to be Human resources and servants In all lands and all ships at sea From the east to west Down under to the lowlands and beyond We are happy and distracted slaves.
Hear our giftful nation song.
In the morning!
I'm a techno expert.
I'm a techno expert.
I'm from the techno expert team.
I'm a techno expert.
I'm a techno expert team.
I have a school young and I'm techno expert.
I'm a techno expert.
I'm a techno expert.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now ain't he great, folks?
Ain't he grand?
The douchebag of the year.
Douchebag, Mr.
Douchebag of the year.
Look at him smile, look at him shine.
He's the douchebag of, the douchebag of the year.
And thank you for joining me.
With no agenda, John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry endeavor to market the product of their blood, sweat, and tears to the United States of the universe.
As you all know, this kind of Herculean effort to oppose oppressive bureaucratic functionaries cannot go unnoticed.
That is why I, John Galt, confer the seal of Atlas to these fine men for their excellence in audio programming.
These two men and their producers are forged For a healthy, balanced news diet, try NoAgendaShow.com.
No agenda for the future.
No agenda for America.
No agenda for the second term.
I've got information, man.
new shit has come to life flying over Afghanistan stand.
Or maybe it was Pakistan I promised myself to aim myself at every woman, child and man That was on my list I don't care if I missed I'm remote controlled I do what I'm told By someone at a computer Obama gave me a push More than Bush And I cost millions I'm supposed to target terrorists But not so much civilians
I don't know what to say Whoops, some got in my way A drone again Naturally A drone again.
Naturally.
Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton.
Living a mac and cheese life.
Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand.
Treat your liberty for some safety.
George Clooney.
Is a spy.
Someone's getting corn-holed today.
Sounds like a recipe for success to me.
Music But then a couple of days later, I was fired from my job, and the reason left me well beyond surprise.
Someone had taken what I said, wrote a ridiculous outfit and spread it all over the goddamn internet.
I came in contact with the author and I asked her, hey, what gives?
She messaged me in this.
She said, oh, there ain't no rest for the trigger.
We're easily displeased.
We've got hair to dye, we've got tears to cry.
Please give me your simple faith.
No, I won't let loose.
I get my knees from places like Salon.
No, there ain't no rest for the trigger.
Don't enter my Patreon.
Not even 15 minutes later, I had come across a crowd who was to protest over something someone said.
They called for the resignation of a man who soon got patient in explaining what it was he really meant.
Apparently the crowd was mad that he didn't want to ban all of the customs that might have offended some.
When I try to intervene, a lady learns right out of me.
She summons a muscle and then begins to hold.
There ain't no rest for the trigger.
Where is the least, please?
We've got hair to tie, we've got tears to dry.
Please give me your sympathy.
No, I won't let loose.
I'll get my news from places like Polygon.
No, there ain't no rest for the trigger.
Donate to my Patreon So now a couple hours fast I'm walking up to my front door But from my peripheral vision I can see That a man who dropped his keys And like a gymnast on trapeze I told them in mid-air and said So you dropped on these He turned around and few disgust
And I'm not even a man I'm run by gender, girl with many tendencies I said, okay, so whatever And he called up the police Now I'm serving six to ten Because I didn't disagree on There ain't no reps for the trigger The way was the weakest please We've got hair to tie We've got tears to dry Please give me a simple thing No, I won't let loose I get my news from places like Salon.
No, there ain't no rest for the dragon to donate to my Patreon.
But resist, we much.
We must and we will much.
Hey now, y'all!
Can we just get real?
Do we really care about our fans or is this just another deal?
Said another way that we lost our way?
Social's about the people, remember?
We are people.
Do we really need another like, fan, or share?
Do we need another post to show up everywhere?
I hope as we scatter that we never forget that our posts live forever even when we go to bed.
So connect with me.
Let's have some fun.
Let's show the world how this gets done.
Let's get social.
Social.
Social media.
Let's get social.
Social.
We're social media.
If we can spread the word and grow our reach and find our fans in their news feed, let's get social.
Let's get social.
Let's get social media.
Give it up, Mary McCoy.
Woo!
Ding-a-ding-o-boom-boom-chack-a-lack-boom-boom-boom-boom-chack-a-lack-boom-boom.
Can it bait any run?
I think I'm gonna crack my pants.
Fear is freedom!
Subjugation is liberation!
Contradiction is truth!
Those are the facts of this world, and you will all surrender to them.
You pigs in human clothing!
We are here, hashtag America, near our hashtag target.
Ice is nice as baby. .
Isis, Isis, baby.
Well, Matt and Marie, they're talking sensibly.
They're sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N. It's the Matt and Marie Show!
Starring...
Matt Lee!
Also starring...
Marie Harp.
And that's the story.
And her head is gone.
Ebola!
That's how we go...
that's how we roll.
That's how we roll.
That's all.
And that's the story.
Obama, Ebola, has that song.
Ebola's gonna kill us all. .
ISIS. We will follow them to the gates of Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
Climate change is real!
It's real!
Bomb them.
We need to kill and bomb them.
Bomb them.
We need to kill and bomb them.
Bomb them.
We need to bomb them.
We need to kill them and bomb them again.
Amen.
Fist bump.
Fat lady!
ISIS uses social media like a job fair.
A troubled soul, come to the caliphate.
Come to the caliphate.
Because we and our allies sent 600 tons of weapons into that civil war.
We have people, mosques being vandalized, kids being executed, being executed.
We'll be back one day to fight our own weapons.
They were known as normal teenagers.
They punish us for doing things that we take for granted.
Normal teenagers.
We are killing them and we will continue killing ISIS terrorists that pose a threat to us.
We're very good at that.
Is it funny or is it important?
Yet as we look around the world, we encounter upheaval and conflict and chaos.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to rob a life!
We need to kill them.
We need to kill them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them and bomb them again.
We need to kill them.
We need to kill them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
And bomb them again, eh?
And bomb them again, eh?
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
And bomb them again, eh?
And bomb them again, eh?
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
And kill them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
Bomb them and kill them!
Bop, bop, bomb them again!
Bop, bop, bomb them again!
We need to kill them!
Bop, bop, bomb them again!
Bop, bop, bomb them again!
We need to kill them and bomb them again!
My God, for 25 years they've been growing babies and cows!
There are four things I want the public to know.
First, I thought it would be easier during my four years as Secretary of State.
Obviously, it hasn't worked out that way.
Second, I opted for convenience, and I think most people understand that.
Third, no one wants their yoga routines made public.
And fourth, what difference at this point does it make?
Head over.
Head overboard.
I spoke.
The Uber driver.
Hi.
Are you like me?
When you watch the news, you think something is wrong or missing.
It just doesn't make sense what some of these people are telling us.
Then I discovered No Agenda, the podcast that really tells me what's going on.
Wow, what a revelation.
It's an astonishing eye-opener.
Google the words No Agenda to find out more or just listen for yourself at NoAgendaShow.com.
ITM. You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
Cheese macaroni and cheese with cheddar melted together.
Mac and cheese.
I love bugs!
Bugs, bugs, bugs!
Tastes like poop.
We're all gonna die!
Yes, the beaches are back open!
Woohoo!
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Hey.
As a general rule, I am just fine with a few hecklers.
Oh, my God.
But not when I'm up in the house.
Hey, hey, hey!
Can we have this person removed, please?
Can we escort this person out?
Come on.
OK, you know what...
No no no no no no, no...
No no no no no!
Hey! No! No! Do no!
No no!
No!
Come on!
Go no no no!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Obama! Obama!
And the winner, and the winner, and the winner.
You're in my house.
Get him in my house.
Hey, you're in my house.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, oh, oh, okay.
I'm just gonna wait till we get this done.
When you drink, you drink the booze in my house.
I am getting, I am getting.
I'm just gonna take the somebody down.
Boom, take down.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Hold on, I'm saying that.
And drinking the booze.
You know what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, no, no, no, no.
And drinking the booze.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, it's the sun, you know what?
It's not, it's not respectful when you get invited to somebody.
No, that's right.
Come on.
Come on.
You're not, you're not, you're not gonna, you're not, you're not gonna get a good response from me by interrupting me like this.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shame on you.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out.
All right.
Do we have the first remove, please?
Okay.
Where was I?
Donate to a no agenda.
They give us shows week after week.
Donate to a No Agenda.
It's a show that's really unique.
Donate to a No Agenda.
Listen to John and Adam speak.
Donate to a No Agenda.
Science is turning into a clique.
Welcome to the White House, everybody.
Thank you.
We're going to have some friends come up here and play with us.
President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden.
Hello, everybody.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
This is a rowdy crowd.
I don't want you guys to break anything while you're here, man.
Listen, you're in my house.
Thank you!
Sing great How sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me No,
no, no, no, no, no You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out.
You will never see it coming.
All right.
Can we have this person removed, please?
Okay.
You know what?
Okay.
Where was I? Thank you.
Sing great.
How sweet the sound.
How sweet the sound.
Hey, you're my house.
Hey!
Oh, no, no, no.
I want to beg all of you.
And God continue to shed his grace on the united states of America.
Pelosi against him!
You kind of screwed up my ending, but that's okay.
Obama!
Thank you.
God bless you.
Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama! Straight from Reseda, here she is, Ravens.
Give it up.
WTC 7 won't go away.
A little harsh, but you got to live with it.
There are rules in the world, so you kind of have to follow them.
I'm a rule follower, so if the rule is that we have to do it, then I'll do it.
Hey!
Hey!
Listen!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're in my house.
Hey!
Hey!
Come on, guys!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Shame on you.
Hey!
Hey!
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm up in the house.
Hey!
Thank you.
Thank you.
We will heal the fabulous great wall of drum.
We will heal the fabulous great wall of drum.
People get pregnant, pregnant in all kinds of ways.
People cannot always afford to have a child that they are pregnant with.
Yes.
If you have an issue, come to me.
Yes.
Come to me!
Yes!
Nobody!
Not even God!
God said, come to me.
Yes.
Yes.
Some ladies need it.
And not their shipping regulations yet.
Vagina.
Still, this act, this plan, clearly what we've been fighting for, some ladies need it.
Some ladies need it.
Some ladies need it.
And yes, there should be regulations where it can be, you know, don't be going around having things that you can't have.
And if you have a problem with it, get out of my vagina.
But wait a minute.
You know what?
Why Planned Parenthood came into being, which was people got tired of tripping over women with hangers hanging out of their bodies.
Because I was giving them cells.
These abortions, it was supposed to be safe and clean.
So explain to me now what you're going to do.
Because if you think this is going to stop women from doing it, it's not.
People who are desperate enough to go and get an abortion, there's a reason they need it.
They feel they need it.
And it's, it's, get out of my vagina.
Don't be going around having things.
Don't be going around having things.
Babies that you can't have.
Baby, just can't happen.
Baby, just can't happen. just can't happen.
If you think this is gonna stop, it's not.
It does.
Get out of my vagina!
Vagina!
Vagina!
Get out of my vagina!
Get out of my vagina!
Vagina!
Get out of my...
Get out of my...
Put your mind up.
Put your mind up.
Vagina.
Vagina.
And if you have a problem with...
Get out of my...
Vagina.
Rubble on the double.
And now it's time for 3x3.
Experiment by JCD.
Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC.
The never-ending 3x3.
The never-ending 3x3.
When the ocean rises just this much, this whole area will be underwater.
That's what you gotta get your heads around.
Oh, Elon!
Intelligence work takes place within a strong legal framework.
We operate under the rule of law and are accountable for it.
In some countries, secret intelligence is used to control their people.
In ours, it only exists to protect their freedoms.
Protect their freedoms.
Protect their freedoms.
Oh, my gosh.
Protect their freedoms.
Can you see that juice?
Caliphate.
Caliphate.
The Caliphate.
That is why we've all died.
you have to figure out what do we do from here we And you're right.
We've got to get some jobs.
We've got to get some jobs.
We must and we will much about that be committed.
Where can we march behind that?
What the hell did he say?
I don't know, but yes, we're with you.
But resist, we much.
We must and we will much about that be committed.
But resist, we much.
we must and we will much about that be committed.
We're with you.
Jeb Bush or Hillary or one of these politicians, all talk, no action.
All controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors.
All controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors.
People like me from previous months.
Okay?
They're going to call me. .
Not going to be any good.
They didn't give me any money.
Not going to be any good.
They didn't give me any money.
They didn't take care of me.
I don't need it.
I don't want it.
I couldn't care less.
Couldn't care less.
You are going to love President Trump.
Bing, bing, bong, bong.
Bing, bong, bong, bong.
China, China, China from China.
And I love China.
Nothing wrong with China.
I love the Mexican people.
They have tremendous spirit.
They're taking your job, taking your money, they're taking everything.
And I'm going to win the Hispanic Club.
Sure.
Thank you.
China, China, China from China.
You are going to love President Trump.
Bing, bing, China, China from China.
You are going to love President Trump.
Bing, bing, China, China from China.
You are going to love President Trump.
Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing You know what that is, right?
Roll up, roll up for the Magical Shapeshifting Jews.
It's an illustration.
The magical shapeshifting Jews.
It's such an aggravation.
The magical shapeshifting Jews.
I've been watching you.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, where was I?
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, listen.
I love you, Sam.
Big H Deutschland.
Here is the hawk.
Hey, come on, guys.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You might die sucking in soot.
After about five minutes, I start feeling a burning in my chest.
And it was just me sucking in soot and smalls.
Sucking in, tucking in, tucking in soot.
Sucking in, tucking in, tucking in soot and smalls.
The fact of the matter is 99.5% of scientists and experts see the oceans rise.
More extreme weather events, more drought, more flooding, bigger hurricanes, typhoons.
And you might not.
That's the dream each of us has for ourselves and our families.
Bye.
Truckin' in, truckin' in, truckin' in, truckin' in, soot Truckin' in, truckin' in, truckin' in, soot Running in my show.
Truckin' in, truckin' in, truckin' in, soot.
And small.
Trucking in, trucking in, trucking in, sir.
Thank you, hey.
Thank you.
And you say Time to talk about that!
The only at your occasional moment is where there's an act that you do not torture And that's an ant that's carrying one of the dead ants back.
Oh, you have to be...
That's the guy you want to let go for it.
Yeah, that's the guy.
That's on the side of a hill.
You think that hill is just one big ant's hill?
No, it's mostly bedrocks.
Bedrocks.
Correct your house.
It's on the side of a hill.
These ants, they don't need a lot.
It's in the soil.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, listen, you're in my house, drinking the booze.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shame on you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll be carrying babies in their testicles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And giving birth to them through their anal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
When you start carrying a baby on your bag, I am bursting that baby through your ass.
This is the Lord's life.
This is the Lord!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Donald claims to care about himself.
He sent me a book to disorder.
Donald, I understand rules are very hard for you.
This is Trump, you're doing a great job.
I have this book.
Yeah, I have this book.
Thank you for the book.
Donald, thank you for the book.
Donald, thank you for the book.
Go ahead.
Donald, Donald, you can get back in your life.
We've got a lot of fun up here today.
Thank you for the book.
Donald, Donald, Donald, Donald.
Donald, Donald, Donald.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
My name is nothing about you.
It makes anyone nervous.
You lose me so badly watching.
I don't know what.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
We're going by the ass.
We've got to stop.
Okay, the latest debate.
Gentlemen, please.
I'm going to answer.
He doesn't get to know.
I want to know.
These are the rules.
You're going to have to let that baby through your ass.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
On that front.
Hey, you take your firehouse.
Hey, you take your firehouse.
Firehouse! Firehouse! Firehouse! Firehouse!
This is Hillary Clinton.
The American people.
Yes or no.
In fact, we came, we saw, we died.
Beat Donald Trump!
Beat Donald Trump. Beat Donald Trump. Beat Donald Trump. Beat Donald Trump. Beat Donald Trump. Beat Donald Trump.
That's right.
I got ants.
I got ants.
I don't know if he had ants.
We had ant invasion.
I was thinking if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to a powder like a fine grind of black pepper, we were having dinner and I got an ant somehow in the meal and I ate it.
These things are peppery.
I got ants.
These ants, they don't need a lot.
And then you see, you find all the ones that are roaming around you.
Although I backed them off by doing the burning trick.
You just torch them.
And you leave them there.
The only ant, there are occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch, and that's an ant that's carrying one of the dead ants back.
I got ants.
I got ants. - Ants. Ants.
Ants.
Oh, they're not that bad.
This is a rowdy crop.
No, no, no, no.
I don't want you guys to break anything while you're here.
No, no, no, no.
I told you that the civil rights of LGBT Americans is...
Yeah, hold on a second.
Okay, you know what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Hey!
Listen, you're in my house.
You're not going to get a good response from me by interrupting me like this.
Dave, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shame on you.
You shouldn't be doing this.
You can either stay and be quiet or we'll have to take you out.
All right.
Can we have this person removed, please?
I'm just going to wait until we get this done.
Okay, where was I? As a general rule, I am just fine with a few hecklers.
But not when I'm up in the house.
My attitude is, if you're eating the hors d'oeuvres, you know what I'm saying?
I'm happy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, super happy.
They're rich.
They're happier than the United States.
They're rich.
They're happy.
Canada.
Trump is good luck.
Trump is not that happy.
Thank you.
Yay!
Got some clips I'd like to play.
Johnny Lennon, Coach Drops.
Street media, it sucks.
Should I try to do me more?
Yes, you should unless you're all.
Oh, yeah. yeah.
Coincidence?
I think not!
Coincidence?
I think not.
Thank you.
I can't help but think about Upton Sinclair, who said, It's hard to get a man to believe something when his salary depends on his not believing it.
That's your business too, Bill.
I say you must believe this.
Okay, he's got the Upton Sinclair quote wrong.
It's difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
Ah!
He used the word, he substituted the word believe.
So you must believe this.
This is not a scientific anything.
This is a belief system.
And he actually proves it by using the word belief.
Instead of understand.
Shut up, slave!
Science!
So I predict that the year 2016 will be among the top 10 hottest years ever recorded.
Oh, I'm not a scientist.
I'm not a scientist either.
Believe this.
You believe in the wrong religion, my friend.
Douche.
Was it appropriate to jail the guys from Enron?
Was it appropriate to jail people from the cigarette industry?
So I can see where people are very concerned about this and are pursuing criminal investigations.
So we'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
So what we want to do is have a fee for carbon.
There it is.
I do apologize.
I know I was a little late tonight.
White people shouldn't be careful what you wait for.
I was running on CBT.
I have her teenagers say that things don't feel real until you see them on social media.
Unleashing Lucifer.
Lucifer.
Who plays a big part in the mind of what's going on now?
Unleashing Lucifer for the White House.
Unleashing Lucifer.
I'm short of crime, my little baby.
Full level jacket.
Whether you support Senator Sanders or you support...
Unleashing.
More...
Unite.
Then divide.
The...
We all agree that wages are too high.
Inequality is too low.
The main street can never again be allowed to threaten Wall Street.
Cause social security.
And we should expand student debt.
We Democrats agree that college...
Was responsible for dangerous thoughts and moral problems.
I'm sorry to cry.
I actually filled a blizzard with fudge.
Science! Women in the name of Hillary Clinton.
I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this message.
Get out of my...
Whoopee!
Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom.
Whoopee!
Get out of my...
Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom. Classify.
Classified!
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
At the end of the day, what am I going to do?
Classified!
I think she should have been the opposite.
What happened?
Blastify.
She's a person.
I am you.
And at the end of the day, Blastify.
Now they're classified.
Classified, but ever classified, but ever classified.
Classified!
If I don't say what happened!
Classified!
Have you ever made a secretary?
I have.
Oh, really?
Now they're class five.
She said they were pregnant.
Look, we came.
We saw.
He died.
We came.
We saw.
He died.
Look.
He came. He saw. He died.
Look.
He came. He saw. He died. He died. He died.
I take it really seriously.
A woman running to be the first woman present I cannot imagine anyone being more of an outsider than the first woman president.
Who can be more of an outsider than a woman president?
Well, I can't think of anything more of an outsider than electing the first woman president.
A woman president of the United States of America.
First woman president.
I'm going to show my support by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on no agenda.
In the morning.
Yow.
Yow!
I have to say, this is better than I thought.
It's unbelievable.
And you hear these things like, oh crap, yeah, remember that one?
Oh shoot, remember that one?
Yeah, a lot of the stuff you can't, yeah.
It's like we should probably be using it again, some of this stuff.
Definitely.
Lost, lost, lost and found.
Lost and found.
We do want to remind people that this is a show that does need your support.
We don't have anybody to thank this show.
who contributes to the last show and this show on the next show, which will be next Thursday.
Yes.
And that would be, so it would be a little longer list than usual.
But we do want to remind you to definitely go to Dvorak.org slash NA and help us continue this process until the next show.
Yeah, and during the summer months, I would also like to thank, certainly we have a lot of executive producers, but also knights, dames, dukes, grand dukes, viscounts, baronets, barons, who have stepped up because it has been – you know, summer is always tough.
But I think that the financial situation of the world has also been difficult, and we've had some pretty slow episodes, and people have stepped up, and it is, of course, highly appreciated because it's not a hobby.
This is what we do for a living, and we're happy to do it, and we love providing the value, and it's always nice when we receive some value back, which is entirely up to your discretion.
So indeed, Dvorak.org slash NA. And we will have another live show.
Let me see.
The situation is Sunday, Monday.
So Tina and I fly back.
Actually, we fly back to Amsterdam tomorrow.
And then Tuesday, we fly back to Texas tomorrow.
A quick turnaround and then another show on Thursday.
So we'll be lying, I'm sure.
And I'm sure on that Thursday show you're going to have some more fascinating stories of airline travel.
Airline travel, but also we'll be in Nice in the Cannes area.
So we'll maybe have a burkini report.
You never know.
Oh yeah, burkinis.
That continues to rage in the south of France.
And who knows?
A douchebag report from Saint-Tropez.
My friend Michel, who generously invited us to stop, he lives in Saint-Raphaël, which is kind of in between Nice and Saint-Tropez.
So it sounds cool to say, yes, we'll be vacationing in Saint-Tropez, but it's not quite that bad.
Yeah.
San Rafael is a beautiful little fisher village.
There's a lot of nice villages in that entire area.
Yeah, the only thing, and Michelle was complaining about this, is they used to have fabulous restaurants down there by the harbor.
They're all gone.
And it's just gone.
I don't know if it's just that particular town, but it really dried up.
So now you have to go to either to Nice or Cannes.
Nice has got a lot of nice places.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Okay, so we will remind you where you can support the program.
Please remember us for that, and we'll be back in just a little bit to bid our adieu, to coin a phrase, right after we continue with our In the Mix in the morning.
Dvorak.org slash N-A. Oki-doke.
If we fall for oki-doke just because it sounds funny or provocative, If the tweets are a bunch of okey-doke, Oh, Zika.
Oh, Zika.
Zika, Zika, Zika, Zika.
A little baby with a little bitty head.
With a baby with a small head.
They're going to have to make a little head.
You watch.
Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika, yeah.
Where's the money?
1.9 billion dollars.
Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika, yeah.
Where's the money?
Let's have it now.
Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika, yeah.
Where's the money?
Small heads are coming.
You're going to do it.
You watch.
We're going to have a problem here.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
If we fall for visions of race or religion, if we fall for a bunch of okey-doke...
If we call for just because, you know, it...
Oh, man, you can't do it.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Sounds funnier.
If we...
The tweets are...
If we...
Man!
Oh, man.
That is so...
That's...
I mean...
If we...
Oh, God.
That's out of control.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah.
We turn against each other based on divisions, a big race, a big religion, a big, a big...
If we fall for...
If we fall.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Okay, now.
Okie Dope, just because...
You know, it sounds funnier.
The tweets are, sir, sir.
The tweets are, sir.
The tweets are, sir, sir.
I think...
I would love to see a female put these 44 men down.
But whole.
And they walk down the street.
But should be.
Put these 44.
Down the street, they'd be sweeping the sidewalk.
Candidacy of Bernie Sanders.
But whole.
And are pursued by the zombie candidacy of Bernie.
And I've come to this conclusion.
I'm going to go with but.
Should be.
Floating war machine.
Being pursued by the...
I've come to this conclusion.
Time I would love to see a female put these 44 men down.
That you put a broom in their butt.
Or example, the floating.
Being entitled, so I'm not whole.
A female put...
Being pursued.
That you put a broom in their butt.
Time I would love to see a female...
David, I know that you're doing a move by the zombie.
Lovely, lovely.
I would love to see a female...
I would love to see a female.
That you put a broom in their butt.
In time, I would love to see a female put the butt here.
Oh, oh.
By the zombie.
I think.
Looks like.
Sanders.
Sanders USA.
USA.
I'm going to go with David Icke here.
I'm going to go with David Icke here.
This is really small.
I think, and I know.
He's 44 men down.
Oh.
Teyata.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's no real conflict.
That's my Chino nigga.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's my Chino nigga.
That was my German.
That wasn't good.
No service for you.
No service for you.
No service for you.
Sounds funny.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, yo.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm talking.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, man.
Excuse me.
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.
The shadow is that part of ourselves that we're ashamed of, that we feel guilty about.
The shadow is that part of ourselves that we're ashamed of, that we feel guilty about.
I'm going to embarrass you.
Everyone has a shadow of a man.
Take a pill.
Can you mention the phrase, the shadow?
You're ignoring me.
You're ignoring me.
I'm going to embarrass you.
Trump at the moment is in a way representing the shadow of our collective consciousness.
Bullshit.
Golf course making deals.
And you allow that to happen.
And you're okay with that.
On a golf course making deals.
And you allow that to happen.
And you're okay with that.
Let's give it up for the brothers.
There's a lot of cool men out here.
For the men out here.
Be better.
Give me a part.
Of your family's life.
Do the dishes.
You know.
Be better.
Be better.
Give me a part.
Of your family's life.
Do the dishes.
You know.
Be better.
If you see something.
Say something.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch!
Where are you now at this time?
It's 10 p.m.
Do you know where your killer asteroid is?
Do you need clean, potable water to water your lawn?
No.
You can use the water that came out of your dishwasher.
Your grass is not going to care.
We're explorers and it's in our DNA.
It's 10 p.m.
Do you know where your killer asteroid is?
Because you've got to flood a city or something.
Otherwise, Hollywood doesn't buy the storm.
You've got to destroy some city.
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.
I love the geese.
Isn't it funny?
You know, when I came here 17 years ago and I said that I wanted to lead a campaign to get Britain to leave the European Union, you all laughed at me.
Well, I have to say...
you're not laughing now, are you?
You're not laughing now, are you?
We want our country back.
We want our borders back.
We want to be an independent, self-governing, normal nation.
Funny, isn't it?
Funny, isn't it?
And could we take him that they're worthless and we're talking about our grandkids and he's asking me about my husband.
Could that possibly be true?
The most obvious explanation, and probably the right one, is Bill Clinton is a really social guy.
A lot of conspiracy theories that somehow this is Bill Clinton talking to Loretta Lynch about clearing Hillary Clinton.
I think the issue is, again, what is my role in how that matter is going to be resolved?
And so let me be clear on how that is going to be resolved.
The former president steps into her plane.
They then speak for 30 minutes privately.
The FBI there on the tarmac instructing everybody around, no photos, no pictures, no cell phones.
They happen to be at the same tarmac at the same time.
A lot of conspiracy theories.
And could we be checking that they're worthless and we're talking about our grandkids and he's asking about my husband.
Could that possibly be true?
I would have more to say about this as the facts become more clear.
For now, let me just say that... let me just say that...
Join us.
Finding a gang is like having a family.
It's feeling like you're part of something bigger than yourself.
So we're either going to have gangs that murder and rob and do the things that are so destructive to the gang members and to the community, or we're going to have positive gangs.
We're going to have positive alternatives for young people.
I pledge allegiance to the flag, to the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, and the regimen, for liberty and justice.
And a vital part of that movement is making absolutely sure that Hillary Clinton is our next president of the United States.
This woman has never been satisfied.
Thank you.
Did you hear even one solid proposal from Trump for increasing Trump or improving your kids' education?
This woman has never been satisfied.
Hillary Clinton believes in keeping families together.
She believes in our dreamers.
This run-in has never been satisfied.
Satisfied, satisfied, satisfied, satisfied. This run-in has never been satisfied. This run-in has never been satisfied. This run-in has never been satisfied.
At long last, our wealthy, vindictive, paranoid, narcissistic, power-hungry president will have a vagina.
A vagina.
You'll have a vagina.
This changes.
This run-in has never been satisfied.
This one of them has never been satisfied.
This one has never been satisfied.
The greatest company on earth.
We have always been about tomorrow.
Your children and grandchildren will bless you forever if you do.
God bless you.
Thank you.
Not now, son.
I'm making...
We wanted to create really good toast.
We've been promising it, but it took us a while to kind of reformulate it.
We didn't want to do an ordinary toast.
Toast, toast, toast.
We wanted to create really good toast.
Toast, toast, toast, toast.
I brought a few lobes, the bread that I baked at Mission Pie, and my toaster from home.
We wanted to create really good toast.
We wanted to create really good toast.
Toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad.
We wanted to create really good toast.
We've been promising it, but it took us a while to kind of re-formulate.
We didn't want to do an ordinary toast.
Toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad, toad.
Look at how second you should know what that means.
I'm doing it.
We came, we saw, and died.
Yay!
Shirt!
ım even Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
We just need cash.
I know a lot of people want to send blankets and water.
Just send your cash.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Our delegation cast the following bound words.
Ben Carson.
John Casey.
Following bound words.
Ted Cruz.
Marcos Rubio Bound Wars Bound Wars Bound
Wars Bound Wars As the Secretary said earlier today though, and I think it's an important reminder, you're playing the Pokemon thing right there, aren't you?
People in this hall seem as a man or a white horse.
Very dark.
Labeled Hillary Clinton the candidate of death, destruction, terrorism, weakness, and mass lawlessness.
Very dark.
It's time to deliver a victory for the American people!
We must break free from the petty politics of the past.
Great Trump speech, America first, stop wars, defeat the corrupt elites, protect our borders, fair trade.
Couldn't have said it better.
Actually, I've never felt this way in my life.
Philly's going to be fun.
I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
A lot more celebrities, a lot more Hollywood.
Good.
Good. Good. Good.
I continuously you I
I That happens.
It proves I'm human.
It doesn't work if we constantly demonize.
Non-steady, un-quotified bullies.
It doesn't work if we constantly, un-quotified bullies.
It doesn't work if we constantly, un-quotified bullies.
And since a lawsuit cheated.
He's a rat and I've been a brain brain because he was captured.
They don't, they don't.
It doesn't work if we constantly, un-quotified bullies.
And since a lawsuit cheated.
It doesn't work if we, un-quotified bullies.
It's a bully who points fingers better than us.
Women in Iraq.
And this is a lawsuit.
Who's point?
If we, un-quotified bullies.
The wreck is wrecked.
It doesn't work if we constantly demonize.
It's a demon, it's a demon.
It doesn't work if we constantly demonize.
Five boys.
One, one, one.
Oogie cow.
That's what I'm saying.
It doesn't work if we constantly demonize.
Oogie cow.
Oogie cow.
A water boy.
Bum, a water boy.
He doesn't mean.
This is like the B-O-W-E.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Provocative.
Tweets, funny.
Sounds provocative.
Tweets, funny.
Sounds provocative.
Tweets, funny.
Sounds provocative.
Tweets, funny.
Sing, sing.
Sing, sing.
Now she's got this goofy friend, right?
- Jesus.
- She's the best, okay?
- Don't cry.
- Stop, boy.
- Goofus.
- Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I told you that you're in my house.
If you're eating the hors d'oeuvres and drinking the booze, we'll have to take you out.
To the Batmobile.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
Hey.
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed.
Roger.
Ready to move out.
Hey!
Come on.
Come on.
I know that's right.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm up in the house.
Hey, hey.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on, guys.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey!
Where was I? Come
on guys.
Hello everybody.
You smell what Barack is cooking.
You think I'm joking?
I have two words for you.
Predator Drones. Predator
Drones. Predator
Drones.
We must and we will much about that be committed.
Adam's gonna read his face on the No Agenda show.
And this is from a local toilet.
She then a small child guilty from a local toilet.
She then subject the mess that will give a small local toilet.
It's a good thing for me.
Small toilet.
She's from me.
He's the mess that will give a small toilet.
A local toilet.
A local toilet.
Small this.
Wow.
I am really high.
Small child guilty.
A small local toilet.
Small child guilty.
A small local toilet.
A small child guilty.
Small child guilty.
She said it triggered her toilet.
She said it was a small child guilty.
She said it was a small child guilty.
The managing director was guilty.
She said it was a small child guilty.
She said it was a small child guilty.
A small local toilet.
Good suggestion.
It's a good suggestion.
It's a better job for a call.
Kiss my fat ass!
When Adam
needs to make an example of some typical slaves, He just reads the comments on their Facebook page.
Gonna read Faceback.
Gonna lose some brain cells.
Gonna read Faceback.
Gonna read comments from Shills.
Wayne Adam needs to make an example of some typical slaves.
He just reads the comments on their Faceback page.
Gonna read Faceback.
Gonna lose some brain cells.
Gonna read Faceback.
Read comments from Shills.
Read comments from Shills.
Read comments from Shills.
Read comments from Shills.
I couldn't stop.
By that time it really started hitting.
By that time it really started hitting.
I couldn't.
I couldn't stop.
I couldn't.
I couldn't stop.
Really high.
Wow.
I am really high.
Drop me some beats.
And then we need some lyrics.
The injury of crackers are an old spider-lead itself.
If you were to say, hey, here's a cracker, an old feeder operator would say, You got that cracker!
Say it to me.
Say it to me.
Say it to me. - There you go!
That'd be great.
We just gotta rock the rhythm to the rhyme, y'all.
Say it before the show, what you're getting back.
Say it before the show, what you're getting back.
From the crackpot to the buzz, kill your heart.
From the crackpot to the buzz, kill your heart.
I really want to tell you, I'm going to die.
The rest of the flesh, the tears are different than everything else.
I really want to tell you, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Anti-social media.
Anti-social media.
This election cycle has turned a lot of social media into anti-social media.
Anti-social media.
Torch-wielding mobs and sharks in a feeding frenzy.
Anti-social media.
Nasty anonymous comments are a significant part of a much bigger problem.
Anti-social media.
Anti-social media.
This election cycle has turned a lot of social media into anti-social media.
Anti-social media.
Torch-wielding mobs and sharks in a feeding frenzy.
Anti-social media.
Nasty anonymous comments are a significant part of a much bigger problem.
Nasty anonymous.
If you're white, you're a racist.
If you're male, you're a pig.
If you're sissy, you are privileged.
Skinny shaving if you're big And if you're straight you're homophobic Heaven help if you're wrong So don't have an opinion And just do what you're told You
are being rude.
And you'll be like the next internet meme.
It's going to be super rude.
What happens in somebody's mind or how dark their heart must be?
The paranoid fringe now calls itself alt-right.
Alt-right.
The Paranoid Fringe now calls itself Alt-Right.
Right.
This is so disgusting.
The paranoid fringe now calls itself.
Right.
This is so disgusting.
The paranoid fringe now calls itself.
Right.
This is so disgusting.
What happens in somebody's mind or how dark their heart must be?
He's a dud.
He's got no worries now.
He's just kind of like stoned.
Stoned.
Stoned.
What would you do if you were elected to promote a lap out?
About Aleppo.
And what is Aleppo?
Are you kidding?
No.
Aleppo is in Syria.
It's the epicenter of the refugee You know, he's a dud.
He's got no worries now.
I was just kind of like stoned.
Stoned.
Whoa. Boy.
We have 63 days to go.
Whoa.
Oh, my God. my God.
I'm going to preach against the sodomite maker, Barack Hussein Obama, the son of Satan.
I will consider it a personal insult, personal insult.
He's got a burning in his butt.
He's got a fire, he's got a flame.
I will consider it a personal insult, personal insult.
He's got a burning in his butt.
He's got a fire, he's got a flame.
I will consider it a personal insult, an insult to my legacy.
This community lets down its guard and fails to activate itself in this election.
You want to give me a good setup?
Go vote!
He's got a flame, he's got that special-ass vestless diaper.
Go vote!
Go vote!
He's got a flame, he's got that special-ass vestless diaper.
Go vote!
And the remaining examination, we have no wellness as who we are and what we've done.
And not based on that.
Well, uh...
Climate change, uh...
I think the world is getting warmer.
I think that it's man-caused.
I think that it's man-caused.
Should we take the long-term view when it comes to global warming?
And the long-term view is that in billions of years, the sun is going to actually grow and encompass the earth, right?
So global warming is in our future.
I think I could stand up there for the whole today, and not say anything.
It's very much as a leader.
What is a weapon?
What is a lap bone?
What is a lap bone?
Is we all thank your brothers and sisters who gave And some of them knights, some of them dames For the titles are a-changin' He will grab you by the pussy He will grab you by the pussy Grab you by the pussy Grab you
by the pussy.
Grab you by the pussy.
What will we do with the drunken donor?
Or lie in the morning?
Hooray John and Adam!
Hooray John and Adam, hooray John and Adam, her lie in the morning.
Make them listen to no agenda, make them listen to no agenda, make them listen to no agenda, her lie in the morning.
Give them camaraderie do sheen, give them camaraderie do sheen, give them camaraderie do sheen, her lie in the morning.
Hooray John and Adam, hooray John and Adam, hooray John and Adam, hooray John and Adam, her.
The lie in the morning.
It's been run by a super secret group inside the CIA.
Well, I don't know because it's...
Inside Langley's CIA, super hackers use that information to direct us being run by a...
She would be a grandpa, that's how we say it.
But I think it's going to be necessary, it's going to be possible.
I think the answer is obviously not censorship.
Being run by a super secret group.
100%.
I don't know.
Inside Langley's CIA super hackers.
In just about no cases, it's nonsense.
Inside the CIA. I have an awkward encounter with a...
Langley's CIA super hackers.
I actually do.
Being run by a super secret group.
They do not know.
Inside lepers.
Because it's a guy, I actually do not know.
He'll be a grandpa, that's how we say it.
Invaders coming in.
Invaders.
Sorry, it's going to be possible.
Penis.
Super secret group inside.
He would be a grandpa.
Penis, he would be a grandpa.
In just about all cases, am I headed penis?
If a super secret group is being run by a super secret group inside the CIA. Super.
Possible.
I think the answer is obviously not censorship.
No, no.
Why do you bring it up then?
What he just said.
Everything you said is about sex.
Thanks, Obama.
Get this, Donald.
Nasty women are tough.
Nasty women are smart.
And nasty women are nasty.
Get this, Donald.
Nasty women are tough.
Nasty women are smart.
And nasty women are nasty.
Get this, Donald.
Nasty women are tough.
Nasty women are smart.
And nasty women are nasty.
And nasty women are nasty.
Thank you.
Thank you so very much for being here.
And I love you all, too.
Last night, I congratulated Donald Trump This is not the outcome we wanted.
And I'm sorry that we did not win this election.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is not the outcome we wanted.
We did not win this election.
And I'm sorry.
I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans.
And I'm sorry.
We did not win this election.
All right.
Hey, that was a lot better than I thought it was going to be, because I hadn't pre-listened to it, and I hadn't been listening to your little previews you've been sending out to the regulars that listen on the stream.
You know, if you can do another one of these, I'm game.
Everyone's going to love this thing.
Yeah, no, we'll definitely do another one.
We won't be airing it very soon, but I'm kind of in the mode for it, so I don't mind putting some more together.
And, you know, not everybody knows that you're actually quite the techno fan.
Oh, I love techno.
It's true.
It's a fact.
Fact!
I know.
And I think that because of that, a lot of people were very inspired to do some techno stuff just for you.
Yeah.
I've been listening to techno forever.
I mean, it's one of the great things to listen to when you're on an airplane trying to get some sleep.
Really?
It's because it's hypnotic.
It's hypnotic.
You can listen to it.
Next thing you know, you've arrived.
What's better than that?
Our voices and techno.
Talk about hypnotic.
Yeah.
Holding, holding.
All right, everybody.
We will return on Thursday.
I'll be coming to you from Austin, Texas.
John, of course, will be in Northern Silicon Valley.
Until then, coming to you from somewhere in between France and Texas in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, as mentioned, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll talk to you again on Thursday, right here, on No Agenda.
▲
Export Selection