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Nov. 10, 2016 - No Agenda

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	Because when kids wake up, yes, daddy, I don't understand.
	Adam Couric, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, November 10th, 2016.
	This is your award-winning Giveo Nation Media Assassination, episode 876.
	This is no agenda.
	Heading through a river of millennial mourning and tears and broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in FEMA Region 6, Austin Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where Plato say, woman who campaigned with lesbian friend unsatisfied with polls.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Ah, that Play-Doh, man.
	I should have studied him when I had the chance.
	He's so funny.
	Yes, the guy is a laugh riot.
	He is hilarious.
	It's real quiet here, John.
	Yeah, right.
	Well, I'm in Berkeley.
	Yeah, I'm in Austin.
	There's no one here.
	They've all left.
	Where they all go to Canada?
	Yeah, they're all to Canada.
	It's so quiet.
	The traffic is great again.
	It's like, yeah, already America is great again.
	Bam.
	Well, I think we always thought this was possible.
	Yeah, well, the way we were deconstructing things, it looked very possible underneath the surface.
	I didn't think it was going to happen, to be honest about it, because there was too many people lined up against the media.
	I mean, too much of the media, the celebrity, Hollywood, all the big influencers were all lined up against Trump and just pounding him as best they could, but I guess it's...
	I think the summary, and we've got a lot of clips to play.
	We've got a lot to talk about.
	But to summarize, when you just take one step back, it was obvious that Trump had a message and Hillary didn't.
	And the pundits, every time we go through one of these elections, you hear over and over again, it's usually about the Republicans.
	You know, they never had a positive message.
	They never said anything good.
	All they did was slam the other candidate.
	Yeah.
	Which is all Hillary did.
	You do that voice very well, by the way.
	Thank you.
	That's my finding republic.
	There's a lot to deconstruct, obviously.
	But I would say I am overjoyed by the idea that voting matters.
	Oh my!
	Unless this was incredibly rigged, which is still possible, of course.
	It was too much in the sticks to be rigged.
	Yeah, that's true.
	It truly was a complete Brexit type of vote, but here is the big difference, and everyone's a little ashamed, I think, to actually talk about it.
	We're all going to die.
	The stock market, it's going to crash.
	It'll be horrible.
	Oh no, look at your 401k!
	In fact, I've got to play something very funny.
	I had such a ball.
	Such a ball watching.
	Okay, here we go.
	Oh yeah, it was hilarious.
	And the funny thing is the real hate.
	The real haters.
	And you can see it on Twitter right now.
	I could name a bunch of people.
	I know many of them.
	Before we get to the hate...
	This was in the middle of the night when, yeah, the futures were down, and you can hear these people have, and the people are Chris Hayes and the other lesbian, Rachel Maddow.
	They have absolutely no idea how stock markets work or futures or what that means, but here's the kind of fear-mongering they were throwing out.
	I want to also bring back into our conversation now the good and great Chris Hayes, who's been at the news...
	Did you know he's good and great, John?
	I didn't know that.
	He's good and great, yes.
	I didn't know he was either one.
	...desk for us tonight.
	Chris, what do you got?
	So we've been following...
	We're following some of the first kind of reverberations of what appears to possibly be.
	Obviously, it's not been called at this point, but the market's beginning to price in the possibility of a Donald Trump presidency.
	The Dow is down 800.
	Now, here's an interesting data point.
	NASDAQ and the S&P 500 have halted trading on the futures market until the opening of equities markets tomorrow because they hit the 5% loss break, which essentially is an automatic emergency break that happens when crashes happen.
	No, no.
	That trading's been halted.
	That gives you a sense of how global financial markets are most likely going to respond if it is the case that Donald Trump is out of victory tonight and is declared the president.
	Hand on the pulse.
	It gets better.
	This guy does a clueless.
	Who listens to these people?
	They are so wrong all the time.
	When those markets open also, something else has crashed.
	The Canadian immigration website.
	This is not like some joke.
	It actually is crashed from, apparently, people's interest there.
	So, we're just now, again, beginning to see how some of this is going to reverberate out across the world.
	Reverberate.
	There will be a lot more of that if this night continues in its current trajectory.
	Just to be clear on that market data, Chris, we think it's the NASDAQ and the S&P 500.
	They have halted trading in futures because they've triggered the...
	What?
	She said it at the end.
	So the crash warning.
	That's right.
	So all those markets obviously trade during the day, during business hours.
	There's a futures market for off business hours.
	The futures market, if things are moving in the market while the market's closed, people will try to essentially get ahead of that for tomorrow.
	Those future markets, they're essentially bottom.
	They're automatic break switch.
	They've now opened back up again for trading.
	So we'll continue to monitor those.
	Wow.
	Futures are down over 750.
	Chris Hicks, thank you.
	Oh my goodness.
	So the next report they had on...
	This is actually NBC, and I just wanted to play this in conjunction with it.
	This is where it came down.
	That's the order of business now.
	We're going to wake up in the morning to a Brexit-like reaction.
	Brexit?
	In the stock market.
	That's going to rattle a lot of Americans.
	So, President-elect Trump...
	You know, that was, I agree.
	I think he wrote to the occasion tonight and did what you do for your supporters.
	Secretary Clinton did the right thing and what she needed to do.
	But he's now quickly got to address sort of this panicked reaction that there is out there in the financial markets.
	That's what a president has to do.
	He's now president-elect.
	He needs to stabilize this economy quickly before that whole thing rattles.
	I love how they go from the stock market to the economy.
	I know.
	Going from the stock market to the economy is great.
	More than one person texts me tonight and says, well, there goes my retirement again.
	You see Dow futures down multiple hundreds of points.
	So we'll see if that settles down, as we talked about earlier.
	Chuck just alluded to the markets.
	It's global markets that are collapsing.
	Oh, it's global.
	What, did she call Alan Greenspan, her husband, and say, what should I tell them?
	And the fact is that Donald Trump has to rectify that.
	He could be facing the kind of...
	He doesn't.
	It's not his job.
	No, but this is just a fun bit.
	...facing the kind of economic collapse that Barack Obama inherited.
	Oh, wait.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	He's going to inherit the same kind of economic collapse that Barack Obama...
	...economic collapse that Barack Obama inherited.
	Oh, my goodness.
	When he took office, he's got to face this and come up with a plan that is completely different from his economic plan.
	The $5 trillion debt hole that all independent observers have said is his economic plan.
	He has got to reassure markets very, very quickly.
	Well, of course, he didn't have to reassure markets because I think this was a huge scam.
	It was a big-ass scam, and someone, I'm looking at you, George Soros, might have made a lot of money.
	Well, he didn't have much time to do that.
	I don't think it was...
	It's very difficult to pull that sort of scam off.
	He couldn't have done it with a put, I think, but he probably could have done it with a buy on the dip overnight.
	That's possible.
	He doesn't have to put anything.
	He can just short anything he wants.
	He's got plenty of...
	Yeah, but I know that he had put options on the S&P. That came out in June.
	I seriously doubt that he would be that.
	Nobody's in that kind of control.
	It's like Horowitz and I were talking about this because we were on the election night and we were watching the futures go down.
	Were you guys live doing that?
	Were you live on the show?
	No.
	I thought you guys were doing that.
	I understand somebody's been talking to somebody about doing live.
	No, that was him.
	He called me.
	Hey, hey, don't blame the messenger.
	So, as Horowitz and I were going back and forth, I said, well, this looks like a buying opportunity at some point.
	So, I'd buy as soon as it hits bottom.
	And he says, when's that?
	And I said, I don't know.
	Who knows what the bottom is?
	That's the problem.
	If I knew what the bottom was on these things, I wouldn't be doing a podcast.
	But, of course, everything, you know, with the Dow, I ended up 300 plus yesterday, I think.
	Yeah, so beautiful.
	Beautiful.
	Beautiful.
	Now, this was, of course, accentuated by, let me see, where was this?
	There was a great report, you probably saw this, about the trading floor, Wall Street.
	This was on MSNBC. This was fabulous.
	On the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange, according to Carl Cantania, people were booing, shouting, lock her up.
	These are the Wall Street people.
	Some individuals.
	I mean, we know it wasn't the entire room, but it was enough that Carl Cantania, a responsible journalist, This is what was happening at this moment.
	This is so dispiriting.
	I think decency lost last night, and that's what's so hurtful about this.
	Not just that Hillary Clinton lost, but our image of who we are as a people.
	Does he go look at Twitter and the stuff that these people have been saying about Trump?
	Hurtful?
	Our image of who we are as a people, that we're tolerant, decent people.
	And by the way, you can stop me.
	But I don't believe this report at all.
	What report?
	Guys that are on the floor of the stock exchange got other things to do.
	Now you say that.
	I also think it's bullcrap because there's always cameras there.
	They would have had a shot of it.
	Makes no sense that there was no video.
	Yeah.
	This is just a bogus report.
	Oh, I'm in total agreement.
	Total agreement.
	Yeah, and somebody could have pulled their cell phone out because these guys would think everything's so funny.
	No, this is a bogus report.
	The guy says it was a second-hand report.
	He wasn't on the floor of this.
	And why do you have to always have, this is a reliable reporter.
	I've never heard that attribution before.
	They're just ginning this up.
	You're right.
	And you know he's a real reporter.
	He has a press card in his hat.
	A hat where it says press.
	Okay.
	Oh, my God.
	Can I just sidetrack us right away with something I want to get into?
	Jump in.
	Because I want to get in and out of it.
	Because it's very funny.
	Now, as you know, Ed Schultz, the guy who hated the Republicans and went on rampages, He's been put over to RT, put out to pasture, where he's been a good boy.
	And he has to kind of present the Russian perspective, so he's kind of pro-Trump.
	All of a sudden.
	All of a sudden.
	Well, he's a pro.
	And so now he hasn't been able to do any of his rants.
	Because his rants were the only reason I wouldn't watch him.
	Well, he did a rant.
	And he did a rant.
	And it's a beauty.
	And it's about Hillary.
	And I'm actually surprised nobody else did this rant.
	This was about the Javits Center.
	As we watched the elections finalized, the Javits Center...
	Was dolled up for Hillary in New York.
	Beautiful facility.
	And somebody pointed out that it looked like the Democratic National Convention.
	They had a giant United States stage.
	I learned something else.
	The ceiling was a false ceiling that was supposed to shatter.
	Oh.
	Yeah, like she's shattering the glass ceiling.
	So they had to dismantle all of that.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Yeah, no one talked about that one.
	Well, they weren't talking about anything.
	I know guys at the Javits Center, and they actually had to get everyone out by 2 a.m.
	Because the NAB... That's my punchline.
	I'm sorry?
	My punchline's coming up at the 2 a.m.
	I'll shut up.
	I'm sorry.
	Now, they did have to get everybody out by 2 a.m., and they actually had the place cleared, so they had to be out of there by about 1 a.m.
	Which says to me that they were so smug that they figured this election would be way over by midnight.
	Been there, done that, break the glass ceiling, champagne and caviar for everybody!
	So that's what they were figuring, but they didn't figure on losing the election.
	So Ed Schultz had a very interesting take on the way it finalized with Podesta going up and saying, hey everybody, it's going to be overnight, so we have to go home.
	So he told everyone to go home.
	And this is Ed Schultz's, actually, as I listened to it, I said, you know, he's right.
	This is Ed Schultz's reaction.
	Thank you so much for all that you have done.
	You are in all of our hearts.
	Thank you.
	That is the statement tonight from the Hillary Clinton campaign.
	John Podesta, the controversial campaign chairman, who has been with the Clintons for years, all the way back to the Bill Clinton administration, a long association with the Clinton family.
	He ran the campaign.
	He comes out tonight.
	Hillary Clinton will not talk tonight.
	She may talk tomorrow.
	But that's it from the Clinton campaign tonight.
	You get a big thank you from John Podesta for hanging in there, and he's reminding us that she's always been with us.
	This is unparalleled in American politics.
	Now, get this.
	This is the same campaign that was questioning Donald Trump as to how he would handle the outcome of the election.
	And Hillary Clinton is playing right into the narrative of Donald Trump.
	She's tired, low energy, going to bed.
	It's two o'clock in the morning.
	Her supporters are up, but she won't speak.
	I think this is the epitome Of arrogance in American politics.
	This is why she lost the election, if it turns out that way.
	It's this arrogance that it's hard to rally behind.
	That these people who have done so much for Hillary Clinton, they're left at the watershed tonight, inside the Javits Center in New York City.
	We'll see you tomorrow!
	We don't even know if we're going to be the president or not, but we'll see you tomorrow.
	And oh, by the way, she's been with you all along.
	I have never in my life seen anything like this.
	That is the mark of a quitter.
	I'm stunned.
	I'm more stunned about this tonight than anything else.
	This is a moment to say goodbye to the Clintons.
	This is a moment to say, Hillary and Bill, go off, retire, don't ever try to raise another dollar for any progressive candidate again.
	This has all been a dog and pony show, and you left the show tonight when we're still ready to hear you.
	I'm...
	I think I could talk for another five hours on this.
	I've never seen anything like this.
	What a quitter!
	I mean, especially when you think about what.
	Obviously, we all thought that was odd.
	And the only thing I could think of is she can't.
	She just can't stand up for whatever reason.
	I would say stamina.
	I think she was beside herself.
	I think so, too.
	And she may have been, you know, hopping mad for all you know.
	But here's the kicker, this is the punchline, at least I guess you know it too.
	But this is inside the Javits Center clip, and this to me was the irony of ironies.
	Reaction from the chairman.
	Let me just set the scene here, Brian, inside the Javits Center.
	A number of people have left in tears.
	There is stunned disbelief as these results as they come in.
	Earlier in the evening, they were looking for any sign that there was a potential path forward.
	Okay, you can stop that clip.
	Stop, stop.
	That's kind of a background clip.
	The clip I wanted to play, which is the punchline, and just back it up.
	Why leave Javits?
	That's the clip.
	Ah, okay.
	Give her speech.
	What was the thinking behind that?
	Well, a couple of things.
	One practical, they had to get out of the Javits Center at 2 a.m.
	this morning.
	There was another event moving in, and they had to tear down that elaborate setup and setup for the National Association of Broadcasters.
	I know.
	I know.
	It was beautiful.
	That is the ironic note.
	Yeah.
	The National Association of Broadcasters.
	And I just love that whole thing was, you're right, hubris, very, very arrogant.
	I guess you have to have that in a way.
	Here's something that I noticed that we need to talk about, I think.
	So when you read, too close to call!
	Too close to call!
	Too close to call!
	It's too close to call!
	And I'm here with the keeper.
	She says, well, what is this too close to call?
	I said, well, the way I understand it is, of course, votes are still being counted.
	They'll be counted for another few days.
	We've got absentee ballot.
	All kinds of stuff continues to be counted.
	You know, no one wants to be the person who says Donald Trump has won or even won a state for, I think, fear of retribution.
	And if you were flipping back and forth, you'd see different numbers.
	Yeah, it was very funny.
	You'd see different numbers of electoral votes based upon what station you were watching.
	And then once...
	CBS was way off.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, they had very low numbers.
	Now, I got a call about 10 minutes before Pence went on stage.
	Well, I got a text, and the text was, Clinton just called Trump.
	And conceded.
	So, I knew this was happening, but still, for 10 minutes, 10 minutes, no one would quote-unquote call the race for Donald Trump on mainstream news.
	It was really, really...
	They called it on C-SPAN pretty early.
	AP called it early.
	New York Times called it.
	AP called it first.
	AP called it first.
	Yeah, I agree.
	And then C-SPAN. C-SPAN picked up on AP and they just used their numbers.
	And then Fox came in a little late.
	They were reluctant, too.
	And...
	And it was laughable, because it was pretty obvious what was going on at one point.
	It wasn't during the Horowitz show.
	It looked like it was going textbook toward Hillary, but it wasn't.
	It just didn't look right.
	Now, one guy, this guy Frank Luntz, we've talked about him before.
	He's the Republican pollster?
	Yeah, he's a Republican pollster who obviously hated Trump.
	He's the guy, and we had clips of it, and you don't have to try to find him, but during the first debate when Kelly...
	Megyn Kelly.
	Megyn Kelly called out Trump right away about all this, you know, calling people pigs.
	Right.
	After that debate, they went to Luntz, who was in the back, and he had this little focus group of different people, and he was asking them questions, and it was apparent to him that Trump had lost the debate and would be out of the race.
	Right away, we're talking, first debate.
	And you watched it, and you just saw the debate, and it wasn't a great debate by anybody, but it wasn't...
	The conclusions he drew.
	And then on Twitter, people pointed out, I retweeted it if anybody wants to see it.
	The Real Dvorak, by the way.
	It is over, Hillary won!
	And he went on and on about this.
	And then everybody was all over this and all the Twitter, oh, well, I figures Trump's a loser!
	And so then Luntz, you know, so this thing turned around and Luntz was on the CBS show Whoa, you got butt slammed!
	Like that?
	More like that?
	What's slammed?
	Here we go.
	Michael Gerson, The Washington Post, Peggy Noonan, The Wall Street Journal, and Republican strategist Frank Luntz.
	I begin with Frank.
	Tell me, what do you think?
	This is inconceivable five, six hours ago.
	First, all exit polling should be banned.
	The fact is, the numbers are wrong all the way across the table on state after state after state.
	The 5 p.m., the second wave got it wrong.
	Second, there is still a hidden Trump vote.
	People who refuse to tell pollsters who they voted for will not acknowledge it.
	And I think they're going to come out of the woodwork tonight.
	And third, how do you address that anger?
	Those are the people who really want to tear up, blow up Washington.
	You're going to have to figure out a way to work with them, with the House, the Senate.
	This is going to be the most chaos that we have seen in Washington in a long, long time.
	Your belief is that Trump has won?
	Yes, I've had a chance to look at the counties.
	I believe that Trump will be the next president.
	Tell me about the sexuality.
	It's in your DNA. Yeah, exactly, Charlie.
	Thank you.
	I have another pollster.
	Quickie clip.
	Okay.
	Over on MSNBC trying to explain.
	Do we think college-educated whites lied to the pollsters?
	I don't think that.
	I really don't.
	It is interesting.
	His margin with college-educated whites is going to be better than our poll show that a lot of polls showed.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I guess it's a legitimate question.
	I think in the end, I wonder if some of this is really the turnout and some of those voters were disgusted and didn't turn out.
	Man, these guys better find a new vocation.
	That's unbelievable.
	That was stupid.
	Even Al Roker.
	I've got an Al Roker clip.
	He knew this was going on.
	By the way, as I listen to this clip, I think he voted for Trump.
	But Al Roker on the Today Show...
	And a couple of cohorts there all thought kind of the same thing, that people were not coming forth.
	They were for what they tapped into.
	And that makes you wonder, like, how did these polls get it so wrong?
	You know, that there was a whole group of people.
	I think there were a lot of people who, you know, were a little nervous about saying they were for Donald Trump.
	Well, Donald Trump always said that he had a secret support.
	He had people who, in polite company, as they call it in the cable news world, did not want to admit it.
	Oh wait, what do they call that in the cable news world, John?
	Polite people?
	What did she call that?
	How was that?
	Polite company.
	Polite company.
	Polite company, as they call it in the cable news world.
	Is that what they call it in the cable news world?
	Polite company?
	Not want to admit it.
	Women.
	Educated women, particularly.
	So we don't know.
	We'll still look at the analysis of it.
	Educated women, particularly.
	Even she knew this was going on.
	And it turns out that the white women in general, they outvoted Hillary.
	I mean, Hillary's side.
	Now, I have a story.
	Jay, my daughter, I told you a long time ago.
	She was a Bernie bot.
	She was a Bernie bot who was going to vote for Trump out of the hate, the spite.
	Disgust, yes.
	She told me.
	She actually called.
	Wow.
	Holy crap.
	Once every four years.
	Who died?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Oh shit, my daughter's calling.
	Something's really bad.
	So she calls and she says, she tells me that she voted for Trump.
	And she goes on about it.
	She says I lied.
	I said what do you mean?
	She says I never told anybody I was voting for Trump.
	Well, no.
	I said I was voting for Jill Stein.
	And did she feel bad about it?
	No.
	She felt great about it.
	She thought it was great because all these other people are just beside themselves.
	She says the whole campus at Willamette is suicidal.
	We've got to get into that in a minute because I do have a real deconstruction of the millennials that I want to do.
	Okay, well, let me finish what she says.
	Yeah.
	And she says that she never told, she lied.
	She lied.
	When people ask who she's voting for, she wouldn't say.
	I think this was a major, major part of the vote.
	Not only that, John, but it is proven, and no one wants to admit this, more black and Latino votes came out for Trump than Romney ever had.
	Right.
	And that's, I think that really pushed it over the edge.
	And smart white women, because we have the downgraded white women.
	No college for you, you moron.
	Like me.
	Moron.
	It was a total mismatch, and of course the big loser in all of this is the mainstream media, because they have zero credibility, and people actually understand it and know it now.
	I do have to play this little intermezzo from Rachel.
	Rachel Maddow.
	It works better when you see the visuals, but it'll do okay for the moment.
	You're awake, by the way.
	You're not having a terrible, terrible dream.
	Also, you're not dead and you haven't gone to hell.
	This is your life now.
	This is our election now.
	This is us.
	This is our country.
	It's real.
	Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.
	I just want to listen to some of these heads explode with you, John.
	Well, wait.
	I get a Maddow clip in.
	Oh.
	Because you're going to have to play this one.
	This is the good clip.
	Maddo, thanks, Russia.
	He's arguing there that both were grievance politics candidates, sure.
	But they were selling grievance politics.
	They were also selling authenticity.
	And they were selling, you know, something, telling people something that was real and not something that was packaged.
	And I don't think we should forget we spent the last few months of this campaign reading through the emails of somebody who is essentially exposing just how, blow by blow, Hillary Clinton comes to decide where is she going to be on the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
	What is she going to say?
	Instead of seeing, oh, this is somebody who believes very strongly that globalization is a force for good, or that she doesn't, and she thinks it's a force that's decimating the economy.
	I think people are rejecting that as well in this.
	Which is, you know, hats off to the Russian government, right?
	I mean, if we were all looking at, if we were all combing through the email trains, the email chains amid all the different Trump campaign forces, trying to figure out how they came up with some of his policies and got him to say some of the things that he said would also have been a bloated that is apparent authenticity.
	That is something that didn't happen because WikiLeaks only went after Clinton.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, they only went.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Beautiful.
	Yeah, beautiful.
	Do you want to hear what Vladimir Putin said?
	Is this the real Vladimir Putin?
	No, this is not a setup.
	It's the real Vladimir Putin, translated, of course.
	And I'd like to congratulate the American people with the end of the electoral cycle.
	I like it.
	Apparently, in Russian, his name is Trumpa.
	Donald Trumpa!
	And I'd also like to congratulate Mr.
	Donald Trump with his victory in these elections.
	We heard the presidential candidates of the United States.
	We have heard his electoral slogans when he was still a candidate of the president.
	And he spoke about resuming and restoring relations between Russia and the United States.
	By the way, I left all this in because we have so many Russian listeners.
	If there's anything else in there that was not translated properly, I'm hoping we'll hear about it.
	Taking into account the current state of degradation of relations between the U.S. and Russia.
	And as I have repeatedly said, that it is not our fault that the Russian-American relations are in that poor state.
	But Russia is ready and wants to restore the full-fledged relations with the United States.
	I repeat, we understand that this will be a difficult way, but we are ready to play our part in it.
	And do everything to return the Russian-American relations to the stable and sustainable development track.
	It would have been to use the people of the Russian and the Americans.
	This would serve the well-being of both Russian and American peoples.
	Now, there you go.
	And according to Russians in the chat room, a correct translation.
	So he's reaching out.
	Very nice.
	We should be happy about this.
	I think so.
	I always thought it was a vote against, a vote for Trump was a vote against World War III. Yes.
	Although it's portrayed differently.
	But that seems like the, I mean, Hillary wasn't going to do anything about this.
	I need a few more exploding heads, John, just so we can get into more.
	I just need to play it because I'll never have the opportunity again.
	We can still mock these people.
	Trevor Noah from The Daily Show.
	We are live across many channels.
	Thank you so much for tuning in.
	It is election night, 11 p.m.
	on the East Coast, 8 out West, and 9 a.m.
	tomorrow in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, which is where we may soon want to live.
	This is it.
	The end of the presidential race, and it feels like the end of the world.
	You know, it's...
	I'm not going to lie.
	I don't know if you've come to the right place for jokes tonight, because this is the first time Throughout this entire race where I'm officially shitting my pants.
	I genuinely do not understand how America can be this disorganized or this hateful.
	I don't know which one it is.
	You know, when most democracies in the world pick a leader, they go by, you know, who did more people vote for?
	And America just makes it interesting by being like, oh, no, let's do this electoral college thing, you know?
	Yeah, this is a big one now.
	Oh, the electoral college, it's rigged, it's no good, it's bogus, we can't have this, we gotta get rid of it.
	Now you've created a fork in the road for me, because I want to talk about that in a second.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I'm sorry.
	Let me come back to your fork.
	But since you brought up the comics, I did watch the monologues of all the comics.
	I recorded them, but I didn't put them on the show.
	And I want to give you a rundown.
	Okay.
	So what would you think?
	You've got...
	We've got Kimmel, we've got Fallon, and we have Colbert.
	Okay, well, give me a...
	Did you see these monologues?
	No, I did not see the monologues.
	Okay, I want you to kind of guess.
	I think you can do this.
	Guess what would be...
	Who would do...
	How it would have gone with the three of them.
	Okay.
	Let me start with Colbert.
	I bet Colbert was befuddled and completely confused.
	Okay.
	Then we have...
	Correct.
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you.
	Then we have Fallon.
	Hmm.
	I think he probably was very uncomfortable, was probably flubbing jokes, didn't quite know how to handle it.
	Wrong.
	Oh, what did he do?
	What happened?
	Just give me the third one.
	And Kimmel, I... No, you already did Kimmel.
	No, that was Fallon.
	I said Fallon.
	Oh, okay.
	Fallon was confused and probably didn't make it.
	And I think Kimmel actually held his shit together and was funny.
	Alright, now you're kind of right about Kimmel.
	Kimmel held his shit together and was funny, but he was going to have De Niro on the show, so there was a passive-aggressive thing going on.
	Kimmel was funny as usual, handled it beautifully.
	Fallon, unbelievably professional.
	The jokes were slick, they were balanced, they were funny, and he went on with the show.
	He is the winner.
	Oh my goodness, well I didn't expect that.
	I was wondering myself, but he was just cool as a cucumber.
	Beautiful.
	Nice.
	Colbert, the world has come to an end just like the guy you played from The Daily Show.
	He was just beside his show.
	They're all reading the same talking points from Jon Stewart.
	He puts his hand up their ass and tells them what to say.
	Exactly.
	Jon Stewart is behind both of those guys, and Jon Stewart is the one who's probably really bummed out by the whole thing.
	Well, he said he was leaving.
	He said he was leaving the country.
	Yeah, he's going to leave the country.
	Leave the planet, I think.
	Leave the planet, I think he said.
	Well, good.
	Send him to Mars with Musk.
	Okay, I have more.
	Just to finalize, you have to remember that Jon Stewart, who is just a radical progressive who used to pretend to be middle of the road, is a guy whose roommate was Anthony Weiner, and it took forever for Stewart to believe that Anthony Weiner was a pervert.
	Yeah, I know.
	Did you see Seth Meyers by any chance?
	At that point, I was done.
	I know that he was beside himself, too.
	He, very early on in the election cycle, said, I don't care if I piss off half my audience.
	I hate him.
	I'm going to hate him every day.
	And he's been doing that consistently.
	Yeah, well, he's consistent.
	He doesn't mind pissing off half his audience.
	I think that the networks aren't going to put up with this.
	Oh, no.
	Well, we're getting closer to that.
	I do need to play two little ditties here for you.
	Some CNN post-election analysis.
	We need to start first with Jeffrey Toobin, the constitutional lawyer.
	I think he means that he is going to appoint conservatives to the Supreme Court.
	That means limitations on gay rights.
	That means an end to affirmative action.
	It doesn't mean that.
	I love them, but...
	We're getting to a culminating point here with what these people are saying.
	It means less rights for immigrants, easier deportations.
	Easier?
	This is what he ran on.
	It means a criminal prosecution of Hillary Clinton.
	So why should he feel pressure to do anything?
	This is a guy who made campaign promises, and like most politicians, he's going to keep those campaign promises.
	He's going to have mass deportation.
	Like they all do.
	He's going to have masses.
	Like closing Gitmo, that was a campaign promise he didn't keep.
	He's going to have mass deportations.
	He's going to have an investigation and prosecution of Hillary Clinton.
	Yeah.
	Now we're going to go over to Christiana Anampur.
	Every single world leader has rolled up and done what they do after every single U.S. election, and they've congratulated the...
	Result of a free and fair democratic election in the United States.
	What's rather troubling is that some of the most eager and jubilant congratulations come from the leaders of the far-right nationalist movements in Europe.
	Hurt Wilders who jumped up and down tweeting that now it's time for Netherlands to take back their country for the Dutch.
	Read, keep others out.
	And we've had Nigel Farage jumping up and down saying this is fantastic.
	I hand over the mantle.
	This is fantastic.
	What he tweeted to Donald Trump, two big revolutions in 2016.
	And then you've had the German vice chancellor who has put a word of sort of caution out, and I'll read you what he said, that Trump is the pioneer of a new authoritarian and chauvinist international movement.
	He's also a warning for us.
	So that encapsulates the fear about what's going on out there.
	Oh, yeah, everyone's so afraid.
	And now, here's something that started, though, that is very troubling.
	And if I see this guy, I need to have a word with him.
	And the whole NBC conglomeration of networks in general are a bunch of race-baiting a-holes.
	And, of course, we start with the number one guy who launched it, who launched the term.
	Here's Van Jones.
	There's another side to this.
	People have talked about a miracle.
	I'm hearing about a nightmare.
	It's hard to be a parent tonight for a lot of us.
	You tell your kids, don't be a bully.
	You tell your kids, don't be a bigot.
	You tell your kids, do your homework.
	And be prepared.
	And then you have this outcome.
	And you have people putting children to bed tonight.
	And they're afraid of breakfast.
	They're afraid of how do I explain this to my children?
	I like it.
	They're afraid of breakfast.
	Let's stop.
	Who made these kids that way?
	Stop!
	You're going too fast, too far.
	Hold on.
	...children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast.
	They're afraid of how do I explain this to my children.
	I have Muslim friends who are texting me tonight.
	Saying, should I leave the country?
	I have families of immigrants that are terrified tonight.
	This was many things.
	This was a rebellion against the elites.
	True.
	It was a complete reinvention of politics and polls.
	It's true.
	But it was also something else.
	We've talked about race.
	I mean, we've talked about everything but race tonight.
	We've talked about income.
	We've talked about class.
	We haven't talked about race.
	This was a white lash.
	This was a white lash against a changing country.
	It was a white lash against a black president, in part.
	And that's the part where the pain comes.
	And Donald Trump has a responsibility tonight to come out and reassure people that he is going to be the president of all the people who he insulted and offended and brushed aside.
	Yeah, when you say you want to take your country back, You got a lot of people who feel that we're not represented well either.
	But we don't want to feel that someone has been elected by throwing away some of us to appeal more deeply to others.
	So this is a deeply painful moment tonight.
	I know it's not just about race.
	There's more going on than that.
	But he calls it a white lash, and NBC took that ball and ran with it.
	Outside the nation's African American History Museum, there's deep worry about President-elect Donald Trump's victory and the huge turnout by rural, working-class white voters.
	How much is it about race?
	I mean, Trump has made the whole election about race, so about 100% of it.
	I'm not angry.
	You know, I'm hurt.
	I'm hurt because it says a lot about America.
	They see what's been called a white lash.
	White Americans feeling left out in deep resentment as the nation grows more diverse.
	Rallied by a candidate who promised to ban Muslims, wall out Mexicans, and who challenged the very legitimacy of the nation's first black president.
	For 16-year-old Valerie Travi, who was born in the U.S., this election seems more like an eviction.
	Her undocumented parents were deported back to Colombia 10 months ago.
	With Clinton, she saw hope with tried by helplessness.
	Yeah, so this is the white lash meme, which is very, very uncool.
	And this is going to lead us into the millennials and the problems that have been created, because I actually see this as a very, very fucking serious point.
	But I need to lead us into it a little bit, so I have a few clips and some gems here.
	So, mini package, John, starting off with Andrea Mitchell, who is in mourning.
	Late yesterday, her team was still optimistic that they would prevail.
	Instead, they are now planning a concession speech shortly this morning as history is put on hold yet again.
	At Clinton headquarters, heartbreak.
	Oh my gosh.
	You know, looking up at the glass ceiling and it's still just solid.
	Women supporters who had hoped this would finally be their year shocked and distraught.
	The wait for the country's first female commander-in-chief, 240 years and still counting.
	And if the woman who President Obama called the most qualified person ever to run for the White House couldn't break through, the question remains, who can?
	No, we've put history has been put on hold again.
	I think history was made, quite honestly, Andrea Mitchell.
	And the millennials are, I mean, I underestimated this.
	I have millennials.
	In my life, you've got millennials in your life.
	I underestimated this kind of response.
	You might want to back away from your speakers.
	It gets crazy.
	It has to be a joke.
	I cannot believe this is happening.
	I'm literally about to fucking kill myself, and I'm not kidding.
	You better fucking fix this shit right now.
	I literally am going to die.
	I need an ambulance.
	I can't believe it.
	Oh, God.
	I know.
	By the way, I want to give people a warning.
	You should get on the newsletter list because in the next newsletter I'm going to, I've been isolating some of this sort of thing that you just played on Twitter.
	They're threatening Trump's life.
	They're going to kill themselves.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let me just finish up the package, and then we've got to get into this big deconstruction.
	Back to MSNBC for a second.
	O'Donnell, Larry, talking about how everyone's crying.
	Rachel, America is crying tonight.
	I'm not sure how much of America, but a very, very significant portion.
	How about less than half, Lawrence?
	I don't know how many people are crying.
	Well, how about Rachel, America is crying tonight.
	I'm not sure how much of America, but a very, very significant portion.
	And I mean literally crying.
	I've gotten texts from a college campus about a dorm that's just in tears.
	I know of another that I'm hearing from elsewhere.
	And some of the people you were just talking about are crying from California to Massachusetts about this.
	This is a sadness.
	It is a mourning moment for those people.
	And it is a moment filled with fear.
	Filled with fear.
	And Donald Trump, thankfully, I don't think instilled any more fear tonight in his speech.
	It wasn't one of those speeches that had that kind of stuff in it.
	But he has a job to do.
	What we saw happen in the stock market is happening in the hearts of Americans.
	They are afraid Donald Trump has to address that.
	Yeah, I guess they all went up the next day.
	Everyone went up, right?
	My heart is up.
	Uh, this James Woods tweeted out this video.
	Help us now!
	Help us now!
	Help us!
	They don't want to do this!
	F*** these people up there!
	F* these aholes in their f***ing yachts!
	They aren't in here!
	And they are not in our country!
	They are not American!
	Get them the f*** out of here!
	Get them the f*** out of here!
	This is ours!
	This is Liberty Plaza!
	Yeah.
	We love you, okay?
	So just stay calm.
	Don't be violent.
	Alright?
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	We are strong.
	We are strong.
	Do you see how strong we are?
	This could have gotten so worse.
	But we are taking it farther.
	We are taking it farther like the future cars are gonna have.
	More mileage and more sustainable stars than on the flag.
	We are going to make our forefathers feel like they are our dads and not sad and rolling in the grave because we are going to save our country.
	Save our country!
	Save our country!
	Come with us.
	Do you feel this?
	Because we feel you.
	We are making history.
	Okay.
	Come, join us now.
	We need your help.
	This is not the way America is supposed to be.
	Thank you.
	Oh, boy.
	Was that a put-on?
	No, that was real.
	That was real.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I watched the video.
	I think I'm a pretty good judge if it's real or not.
	I think it's good actors.
	Well, here is my final one, and then we need to talk.
	I like this girl, Miley Cyrus.
	I've always liked her.
	I liked her as Hannah Montana.
	My daughter and I grew up watching.
	Well, she grew up, and we watched it together.
	And...
	For all the grief she gets, and she of course was a huge Hillary bot, I have to say, I have huge respect for how she handled this.
	Now, she was really upset.
	She's crying.
	This is a selfie video.
	Who cries at that presidential election because your man lost?
	This is what we need to discuss.
	This is...
	We cannot just jump over this and say, ha ha ha, you stupid snowflake.
	This is important.
	This is the last clip I have of millennials.
	We could.
	No, I have something to say.
	Yeah.
	Alright, here it is.
	Where are you, Miley?
	Here we go.
	So probably like most people that are going to see...
	Well, maybe not because given the result...
	Maybe I really am different and maybe a lot of people that I'm surrounded by think with open minds and open hearts like I do.
	And I do want to say that I've been very vocal for my support for everyone besides Donald Trump.
	Heavily supported Bernie.
	Heavily supported Hillary.
	And I still think that in her lifetime she deserves to be the first female president.
	And that's what makes me so sad.
	Is that I just wish that she had that opportunity because she's fought for so long.
	And because I believe her when she says that she loves this country.
	This is all she's ever done.
	She's given her life to make it better.
	But, like, Donald Trump so ironically played after his speech that said, you can't always get what you want.
	And happy hippies, we adjust and we accept Everyone who they are.
	And so, Donald Trump, I accept you.
	But I even accept you as the President of the United States.
	And that's fine.
	That's fine because I think now I want to be a hopeful hippie.
	And I want to be hopeful that you will step into...
	I just...
	And President Obama, Mr.
	Obama, I want to say thank you for everything you've done in these past years.
	But please, please just treat people with love and treat people with compassion and treat people with respect.
	And I will do the same for you.
	And anyway, anything you ever want to talk about or understand, maybe people that don't think the same way that you and some of the people that support you do, please, if you want to open your mind and you want to open your heart, I would love to give you a key.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you, Hillary, for inspiring all of us.
	Okay.
	That is pathetic.
	I like that she said she accepted Donald Trump as her president, because this is out of the norm.
	This is an exhibitionism of the worst order.
	Why would anybody subject themselves to this sort of thing?
	thing.
	I'm going to put myself crying like a baby over the election, over Hillary, and then put myself on camera and then let everyone see.
	I think this exhibition is pathetic.
	No, I'm going to tell you what's going on.
	And I'm going to look at all the parents of millennials in United States of America.
	You have done a huge disservice to your children, and you need to act at this very moment.
	It is so...
	Obvious.
	And it surprised me even.
	We had the protests here in Austin as well.
	Although, huh, they were bussed in.
	So that's probably a Soros something or other.
	But that doesn't matter.
	These children have been...
	Just imagine for a second.
	Put yourself in an 17-year-old's brain, and for a year and a half, all you hear is, Hitler hates blacks, hates Jews, KKK, World War III, gonna ruin everything, gonna blow everything up.
	We'll have no economy.
	It's gonna be shit.
	He's a bully.
	He's a horrible man.
	He hates women.
	Grab him by the pussy.
	You don't think that has an effect if you're not sitting there and saying to your children, well, you know, this is just a lot of banter, it goes back and forth.
	No, because you also bought into it, you weak piece of shit parents.
	Very, very, very sad.
	And put into that the culture of, I deserve, I should have this safe space, which is also your fault.
	You need to step in right now.
	And you need to explain to these children what happened.
	And that you were fooled too.
	Because when kids wake up, yes, daddy, I don't understand.
	Why does a bully win?
	You told me this couldn't happen.
	It's because you set your children up for failure and you have to jump in right now, grab them by the scruff of the neck, and tell them, the first thing we do is we support our president no matter who it is.
	No matter who it is.
	And if you don't do that, well, when you're lying on the side of the street because your children are too fucking stupid to have any kind of economic standing in the world and to take care of you when you're old and decrepit, it's your own fault.
	You gotta jump in right now.
	I'm so mad about this.
	These children, yeah, they sound like pathetic idiots.
	They have been abused.
	Abused.
	Abused.
	Play the pet peeve thing.
	Yeah, you better believe it.
	I'm sweating.
	And by the way, all of my friends in Europe are saying, what the hell is wrong with your children?
	They say, well, the stupid Americans.
	What are these kids?
	Who are these morons?
	Now we look stupid because of the protests.
	Everyone's, hey, what the hell is going on with these kids over there?
	It's because you have fucked them up.
	And let's...
	Stop there and continue.
	Andrew Sorkin...
	Oh!
	His letter to his daughter and his wife?
	He sends a...
	He puts it...
	Now, there's two things about this.
	The letter is vile.
	It is vile.
	Yes.
	It is disrespectful.
	It is hate of the highest order.
	It was printed in the Vanity Fair.
	Vanity Fair needs an editor.
	I don't care who anybody, where anybody's from, you do not print this sort of thing.
	This hateful, vile note from anybody.
	This is an editing issue.
	Let me just read...
	Let me read one little bit I have in front of me.
	Just one little, from the second paragraph.
	I'm going to read it.
	Oh, you're going to read it.
	Go, go!
	So, this is another example of exhibitionism.
	Sorkin comes out and writes this terrible letter.
	I may or may not read the whole thing, but I'm going to read it.
	Why doesn't he just talk to his girls?
	He writes them an open letter that is public in Vanity Fair instead of just going into the bed and saying, hey, you know, I know you.
	It's kind of poetic that it's in Vanity Fair, isn't it?
	Yes.
	Sorkin girls.
	Well, the world changed last night in a way I couldn't protect us from.
	That's a terrible feeling for a father.
	I won't sugarcoat it.
	This is truly horrible.
	It's hardly the first time my candidate didn't win.
	In fact, it's done sixth time.
	But it is the first time that a thoroughly incompetent pig with dangerous ideas, a serious psychiatric disorder, no knowledge of the world and no curiosity to learn has, meaning has won.
	And it wasn't just Donald Trump who won last night.
	It was his supporters, too.
	The Ku Klux Klan won last night.
	Well, nationalists, sexists, racists, and buffoons.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	White nationalists, sexists, racists, and buffoons.
	Angry young white men who think rap music and Sanco de Mayo are a threat to their way of life.
	life or are the reason for their way of life have been given cause to celebrate men who have men, men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill, ugly and men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill, ugly and otherwise unworthy or otherwise
	I can go on.
	Yeah.
	This is a vile, hateful note.
	I recommend it.
	We can put a link to it.
	By the way, can you back off your mic?
	I'm sorry, I'm shouting.
	Or turn down your gain or something.
	No, I'm going to just back off.
	Abject dumbness was glamorized as being the fresh voice of an outsider who's going to, quote, shake things up.
	Did anyone bother to ask how?
	Is he going to rearrange the chairs on the Roosevelt Room?
	No.
	For the next four years, the President of the United States will be in the same office held by Washington and Jefferson Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.
	FDR, JFK, and Barack Obama will be held by a man-boy who will spend his hours exacting Twitter revenge against all who criticize him.
	And those numbers will be legion.
	We've embarrassed ourselves in front of our children and the world, and the world took no time to react.
	The Dow futures dropped 700 points overnight.
	By the way, that was a typo they had.
	They corrected first at 7,000, which I think is what he submitted.
	Well, of course, he doesn't mention it went back up.
	Economists are predicting...
	This is a good one.
	Economists are predicting a deep and prolonged recession.
	Another group of people we can sweep away.
	Our NATO allies are in a state of legitimate fear.
	And speaking of fear, Muslim Americans, Mexican Americans, African Americans are shaking in their shoes.
	Really?
	I'd be right to note that many Donald Trump fans are not fans of Jews.
	Oh boy, here we go.
	On the other hand, there's a party going on at ISIS headquarters.
	Really?
	What would we give to trade this small fraction of a man for Richard Nixon right now?
	Oh, man.
	Okay, I've had enough of Shorkin.
	Fuck it.
	That guy is an a-hole.
	Yeah, that is vanity, of course.
	That's pandering to his Hollywood cronies.
	It is hate speech.
	Yes.
	Disrespect for the office of the presidency, which these same people...
	We're throwing at Republicans who said, just the slightest little thing about Barack Obama not having any real experience before he became president, you have to respect the office.
	Now, since we're talking about writers, I forget her name.
	She also writes for TV shows.
	She was on NPR. I think she's black.
	You've got to listen to this.
	And let's listen to one more reaction this morning to yesterday's election results.
	We have Attica Locke on the line.
	Attica Locke.
	Do you know her?
	Attica Locke?
	No.
	She's a California novelist who often writes about black America.
	She's also a writer on the TV series Empire.
	Good morning to you.
	There you go.
	Good morning.
	So what are you thinking about this morning?
	I'm not crushed.
	I'm awake to what my country is telling me.
	It is hard for me to not see this through the lens of race.
	I've always kind of considered racism to be America's original sin, and so the incredible Optimism, I felt, on the other side of Obama is dashed.
	This is a backlash to that.
	There is a large segment of the population for whom having a black president was such an assault on their identity that their reaction to it has no reason.
	Why didn't he get ousted in 2012?
	I really, really hate this.
	And this guy will not call her out, of course, except at the very end a little bit.
	But wait until she gets to the big bomb.
	It makes no logical sense.
	You really see this as a lot of Americans saying, we weren't ready for a black president, did not want a black president.
	What exactly are you saying?
	I think of it through the level of the psyche.
	I think in the sense that we are still in a patriarchy, in the sense that the president is like a father of the nation or a man that we're meant to look up to.
	I think there's a large segment of white folks who could not take that.
	The idea that this person...
	In this context, white folks to me sounds racist.
	It felt racist to me.
	White folks.
	Fucking white folks.
	I think there's a large segment of white folks who could not take that.
	The idea that this person was above them in some way.
	I think it was dislocating in terms of their sense of identity.
	I'm struck because I spoke to many white voters back in 2008, some of whom even talked about being former racists and overcoming that, who were drawn to Barack Obama.
	Apparently you can't.
	You can't overcome it.
	You can't see reason.
	No white people can't become unracist.
	It's in their DNA. We're drawn to Barack Obama and reached a comfort level with him.
	And what changed over eight years?
	Well, first of all, the man's presidency has been poisoned, you know, frankly, by voices from Fox News, by a Congress that would not engage with them, by Donald Trump himself claiming the president was not a citizen.
	He never claimed he wasn't a citizen.
	It was natural-born citizen.
	It's a difference.
	So clearly that starts to rub away at a foundational understanding of who Barack Obama really is and what he has really done for eight years.
	I don't think that certain people can quite even see it, if that makes any sense.
	Well, let me ask you this.
	Donald Trump, in his speech earlier this morning, said that he is going to be a president for all Americans.
	Are you open-minded?
	Are you prepared to look at him as your president?
	No.
	God, no.
	I think he was on some good drugs last night that calmed him down, but the real Donald Trump will show up in a few months.
	My God.
	No, no.
	I just, no, I don't accept him as my president.
	Well, that's not okay.
	That is just not okay.
	You can't say these things.
	You can't go unchallenged.
	But this is the meme that, oh, you know, the real Donald Trump will show up in a few months.
	This calm guy, this guy, you say, no, no, no, that's not the real.
	We know the real guy.
	He's going to show up.
	Will he please show up already?
	We need the real guy.
	Now, luckily...
	I want to play a backup clip.
	Yep.
	This is another little shorty that came on one of these little segments with either CNN or PBS.
	And there was a bunch of people in a little circle and they're yakking away.
	And this girl slips this little baby in.
	And this is the clip.
	Racism example on Let's Be Frank.
	This is just a quickie.
	If you're drawing upon the emotional concerns of voters, as Matt mentioned, who are very much concerned that the America they know is being taken over by people who don't look like them, let's be frank.
	So this vote, now I think we should go into an interpretation of why Trump won, because apparently a bunch of people think it was just white people who see the country being taken over by people who don't look like them.
	Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
	I don't see any evidence of that.
	No, of course not.
	Of course not.
	It was America being taken over by corporate global interests.
	We finally got a clue that this has taken away our sovereignty, and I think in the weeks ahead we'll prove it.
	And that's what it was about.
	These people weren't coming out of the woodwork because, oh, I see.
	And especially in rural Pennsylvania, Amish country, they're not looking around and seeing the world being taken over by people who don't look like them.
	Everybody looks like them.
	Yeah.
	No, it's very evil.
	It's very, very evil to say these kinds of things continuously.
	And it's one thing to believe that, and it's okay, but then to say, oh, he's not my president, screw it.
	Everyone was shamed and forced into saying, yes, Barack Obama is my president.
	And I think it was, people were like, okay, we'll do this.
	People who voted against him.
	It seemed reasonably okay, but that just, you know, no.
	It just can't be true.
	That's not how it works.
	Racists are racist.
	It's in their DNA. Ha ha ha.
	You can't ever change.
	Luckily, though, John.
	Luckily.
	Luckily, we have someone to protect us from the evil Dr.
	Trump.
	From the evil...
	The evil Dr.
	Trump.
	I like that.
	The evil Dr.
	Trump.
	It's his new nickname.
	Yes.
	And of course, our bastions, our saviors, our protectors will be the ladies from The View.
	It was a rough night for everybody, I think.
	We're worried.
	The people are worried.
	You know, okay, he's the president.
	Now what?
	We're watching you, okay?
	Yeah!
	What scares me the most, I don't know what scares all the rest of you the most, is that not since George W. Bush has there been a White House, a Senate, and a House of Representatives all from the same party.
	And then the FBI has stuck its nasty little nose in the middle of this, plus the Supreme Court, who knows where that's going to go.
	So the only checks and balances we have are us, the view.
	That's it.
	At least they have a sense of humor.
	Except she means it.
	Of course she means it.
	She's serious about that.
	The president did a speech in the Rose Garden with Joe.
	As an aside, by the way, I watched a couple episodes of Jay Leno's Garage last night.
	The new season started and Joe Biden was on with his Corvette.
	I gotta say, the guy's funny.
	I like him.
	Very cool.
	Anyway, the president is in the Rose Garden, you know, trying to, you know, he's doing a pretty good job, saying, oh, you know, okay, we're just gonna, this is how it works, you know, smooth transition.
	But in his mind, the truth always wants to come out.
	In his mind, all he could think of, that racist, sexist a-hole.
	So I have instructed my team to follow the example that President Bush's team set eight years ago and work as hard as we can to make sure that this is a successful transition.
	Yeah.
	He is just in his head.
	He just can't help it.
	He can't help it.
	A sexist transition.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There was a moment of clarity, and that would be the last one I have, clip-wise, I think, for this.
	On CNBC, you know, Joe Kernan, they had that morning crew.
	It's the financial crew.
	And they all had to admit that reporting, science, the data science, all of it was wrong.
	All of it was crap.
	There are some places that probably should get a little, you know, served a little crow today, Daily News maybe, should have a little portion.
	Huffington Post, which for the first six months of Trump's candidacy left it in the entertainment section.
	As a journalistic organization, they decided it was an entertainment story, not a political story.
	I got any others?
	No, I was just suggesting there will be a rethink also just among the journalistic world around this idea of trying to predict at all, which is to say that because of Nate Silver and his success last election and the election prior, there became this move towards data science.
	We kept talking about data science and you could game these things out and you could have a meter.
	The New York Times had a meter last night.
	You could follow it.
	Except it was flipped by the end.
	By the end, it flipped.
	At some point in the night, it just flipped really early.
	It literally just did a 360 before Nate Silver.
	It's only as good as the data.
	It flipped way before Nate Silver.
	It's only as good as the data.
	And if the data's no good...
	As a member of the mainstream media, it's going to be difficult for us to talk about this, like the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, but the mainstream media is a loser in this.
	and Yeah.
	Not just in trying to analyze what was happening, but trying to influence and affect what was happening.
	And you can see right now that the...
	And I'll give you one example to that point, which is that there was so much speculation going into this about what kind of concession speech Donald Trump would give.
	Would he concede?
	Would he be generous?
	Would he be gracious?
	Not an ounce of speculation, really, about what kind of concession speech Hillary Clinton would give.
	And we still don't know the answer to that question.
	But no real analysis of that.
	No.
	No analysis.
	That's right.
	No analysis of how everyone got it wrong.
	And they're just avoiding the topic, but it's too late.
	And we're going to ride those guys all the way to the bottom.
	We're going to ride them all the way to the bottom.
	They never got it wrong.
	This is the joke of it.
	They were just told what to say and they said it.
	It's even better.
	Sorry.
	In fact, here's somebody getting an earful.
	This is a clip right along the same lines.
	This is a...
	Clip is called Good Summation.
	This is Judy Woodruff with a little panel.
	And this one guy is an ex-reporter who just was sick of it all and went and became a podcaster.
	And he gives her a very interesting, well-put earful because she's beside herself thinking that, well, we have a lot of diversity.
	We have diversity.
	And the argument is, well, yeah, you have no diversity of opinion.
	You've got a black guy and a Chinese guy and an Indian guy.
	Yeah, you've got visual diversity.
	Optics.
	Yeah, you've got optics.
	Optical diversity.
	Optics, but here we go.
	Journalists, the whole disconnect point.
	You know, we've strived, I think, in newsrooms for years to become, as we like to put it, more like America, to be more diverse.
	But I hear you saying we've missed a whole chunk of the country in our effort to be diverse.
	I don't think there's any question about this.
	I read something an LA Times film critic said a year ago when American Sniper was the number one movie.
	And he said, listen, the only people surprised this is the number one movie are the people that live in the two coasts and haven't visited the 47 states in between.
	You know what Margaret said about some of the things Trump said?
	I mean, that's why I was hashtag never Trump.
	I was disturbed by those things.
	But you know what also disturbed me?
	To hear Hillary Clinton say that I am her, quote, enemy.
	The comments that were made in the previous segment from the WikiLeaks emails calling Christians backwards.
	The fact that those of us who think that we shouldn't have men in bathrooms next to our young daughters are called bigots when we usually just call them parents.
	Those things create a backlash as well.
	So I don't fault the media for thinking that Trump couldn't get elected because of his incendiary comments.
	The fault, though, comes in the fact that an equal light was not shed on Hillary's incendiary comments and the backlash that created against her, which we saw in the vote total last night.
	Jim Rutenberg, what about that?
	Oh, my goodness.
	I like that a podcaster said that.
	That's kind of cool.
	Yeah, broadcasters say everything.
	I do need to read a few facebag posts just from some of my favorite people around the community, John, if you'd like to participate.
	Ready?
	Ready?
	I'm all there.
	I have to say this before I try to go to sleep.
	I love you, Hillary Rodham Clinton, with all my heart.
	I'm sad for us all, but especially for you.
	I cannot fathom how painful it must be for you to think you disappointed us.
	You fought so hard and so much was stacked against you.
	I hold hatred and self-hatred, misogyny, racism, xenophobia, the FBI, WikiLeaks, our weak-willed press, more interested in ratings rather than fair and balanced reporting.
	Bernie, Bernie and the wedge he drove between you and the young voters, and if one fucking person tells me he could have won, I will scream and then some!
	He could not even win the primary!
	And a country so backwards and simple-minded they would rather have a naked emperor than a remarkable leader like you as their president.
	Everyone, keep your loved ones close and pray for this good woman who fought so hard to help us.
	Tonight must be especially devastating for her.
	And I have begun the purge.
	Unfriending known Trump voters.
	Sadly, started with the son of my mom's best friend.
	His brothers are still my friends.
	If they feel the need to unfriend me, I'm okay with that.
	Sickened, but I don't need any of this hateful energy in my life.
	I have never been so sad.
	Okay.
	Now, this, by the way, this is a meme that you've come up with.
	It's got meme written all over because there was a New York Times...
	And I had to interrupt you a little bit.
	That's okay.
	And I want you to go right back to it.
	Okay.
	But I have a clip.
	It kind of...
	It exemplifies what she said about Bernie in there.
	And for one thing, I mean, I would almost want you to read it over again so you could dissect it, but it's like the media was all in for Hillary.
	What more does she want?
	During the Bernie campaign, they would show Trump having 20,000 people.
	They would show Bernie.
	They wouldn't show Bernie.
	What am I kidding?
	They would not show Bernie on these news shows at all.
	No.
	That's one of the reasons he lost.
	But I'm listening.
	Here's a New York Times reporter.
	Says, New York Times reporter, if Bernie could win, she's black.
	And she's, by the way, I have some comments about some of these New York Times reporters they're putting on here.
	But she plays this same meme as if the DNC had nothing to do with anything.
	Obviously never read some of these emails making me wonder what kind of reporter you are.
	And for all practical purposes said the same thing that this woman said.
	I think that's definitely where the debate is going to begin because progressive Democrats are feeling as though if they had put up Bernie Sanders that he would have been able to make the case with trade.
	He would have been able to make the case to working class whites.
	He would have been able to talk about infrastructure.
	But I should say that he couldn't He formed the coalition that was the normal Democratic base.
	So that's why he got beat in the primary.
	So in some ways, it's great to say in hindsight in 2020, Bernie could have beat Trump, but he couldn't beat Hillary, so how could he have beat Trump?
	But I think that the Democratic Party really is going to have to figure out how Donald Trump really beat her from coming from the left.
	He really beat her by coming from and talking about issues that progressives were talking about, and that's going to be really problematic, and Democrats are going to have to figure out what that means.
	Now, I thought about this, and I'm glad you had that little read, because why would this meme be coming up about Bernie, and he couldn't beat Hillary in the primary, so why would he beat Trump in the general?
	This is, again, I'm going to go right back to this, and I think it's thematic.
	This is a huge, and I'll use the word existential battle, For sovereignty in the United States versus globalism.
	Yes, correct.
	Bernie was never a globalist.
	He was always against the idea of all these trade deals and some of the screwy stuff that's going on.
	He was an American.
	The globalists are trying to destroy the country, not really, but they want to destroy the sovereignty of the United States so they can make their rules elsewhere, the way the EU has been doing.
	And that's why we have the sudden meme that Bernie's a loser.
	Because Bernie is actually on the right side of things.
	And these networks and these TV people are all globalists.
	Oh yeah.
	They love it, of course.
	This is what the battle is.
	And these kids, you saw it during the Brexit thing.
	You saw these kids, same thing, kids, 18-year-olds...
	Out with their signs saying, the EU, I can't get my passport.
	But a little difference.
	These protests yesterday, they had professional signs for some socialism thing.
	They were bussed in.
	They were bussed in.
	The attack has not stopped.
	The attack on the sovereignty has not stopped.
	Soros and the globalists trying to...
	Take over the country.
	And everyone knows if you want to ruin a country, you gotta start with the universities.
	And that's exactly what has been going on.
	And I think we've talked about this before.
	This is the danger of allowing this to happen and give your kids the stupid safe spaces.
	This is the danger.
	And this is the future.
	And they are useless at the moment.
	I think they're all salvageable.
	But, you know, they need...
	And I don't know what these kids are watching.
	I really don't.
	I don't think they're watching CNN. It must be coming from BuzzFeed or something.
	I don't know.
	It's coming from their schools.
	And you saw the professors.
	Taking the midterm is optional if you're so upset.
	A bunch of professors caved.
	And there was a couple of schools now have grief counseling.
	And I mentioned in one of my tweets, somebody said, oh, the school's now allowing grief counseling for these poor kids.
	And I said, we didn't even have grief counseling when Kennedy was shot.
	Which seems like something you might have grief counseling for.
	But no.
	Grief counseling because you're a politician, somebody you didn't even know?
	Who is calling you on a show day?
	I don't know.
	Who is calling you on the show day?
	I mean, I think Oh, okay.
	Good.
	Take it off.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	Are you coming back?
	What?
	Are you coming back?
	Yeah, I'm coming back.
	It was a robocall.
	Oh, of course.
	Of course.
	Sorry.
	That's a robocall.
	Thank you, Elizabeth Warren!
	I got one.
	I keep getting the same one.
	Your ranking of your website could be much better.
	You could Google ads.
	You get that one?
	No, I never got that one.
	To put us on the do not call, let's press 9.
	You always press 9 and then...
	You get called again.
	You get called again, of course.
	Yeah, the attack has not stopped.
	In fact, it's probably been ratcheted up a bit, and the children are now being abused again.
	Again.
	Educate.
	I guess we just raised a whole generation of parents who are dicks.
	Who don't have the capacity to understand the abuse that is taking place.
	None of my kids were crying.
	Mine wasn't.
	But, you know, she did say, Dad, tell me, is it going to be okay?
	This is all your kids want to know.
	Is it going to be okay?
	And when I say, absolutely.
	It doesn't matter who becomes president.
	It's not all that big of a deal.
	There's limitations to what a president can do.
	They don't even know how it works.
	No, no, no.
	They think he's immediately going to start rounding up.
	Benito Mussolini.
	Yeah.
	My first order of business is to dissolve Congress.
	I order the Senate and the House of Representatives to go home.
	I will do all the work from here.
	Oh, okay.
	If you think that's even possible, then you should...
	What is wrong with high school?
	They don't teach anybody civics.
	Obviously, history is all...
	They use the Howard Zinn book as a history book.
	Everything the Americans have ever done, we're all a bunch of a-holes, and we should just dissolve the country and give ourselves to a world government.
	That is what they're teaching.
	Yes.
	Yes, they are.
	And Hillary was part of that, and she should have won, and we've been a little further down the road.
	It's taking forever.
	It is such a fantastic opportunity, such a learning moment that I'd really like parents to consider taking advantage of it.
	You can see, hey, this is how you get bamboozled.
	This is how the world really works.
	These are the forces that are at play.
	This is what's happening.
	There are forces trying to take your mind and your thoughts and turn them into something which is not necessarily in your best interest.
	But these kids may not even know what's in their best interest yet.
	This is what really worries me.
	I don't care about Trump being president.
	These kids who do not have the capacity, the learning, the base, the background to see that, oh my god, no, you're not going to get everything.
	No, no, you gotta fight, you gotta work.
	Well, I don't think I can make...
	Well, you also hear a lot of this.
	Here's the name-calling-over-PC example.
	I want to again point out, people don't understand what hate is.
	I am appalled that I am sitting right now having to figure out how to explain to young people across this country, including my own children, why we have a sexist, misogynist, racist Islamophobe in the White House.
	I haven't slept all night.
	I have no idea.
	I'm speechless.
	Because you allowed your children to be convinced that was true.
	She's convinced it's true.
	Of course.
	Of course, because just no thinking.
	You've got to believe people have the capacity to see through some of this, but no.
	That's the power of the media.
	It's really done a good job, although now, of course, it falls apart.
	Well, not for long, let's face it.
	No, no.
	But we're going to be dealing with this.
	We're going to be dealing with this.
	And we have to deal with the lies.
	And the lies that are on MSNBC about the Russians and poor Rachel.
	She's like beside herself.
	She's very sincere.
	She's a sincere globalist.
	She doesn't like this country.
	I got an insider in tech over at MSNBC who spoke to, who's the head of news over there?
	I forget his name.
	At MSNBC? Yeah, I guess it's NBC. But she, of course, with MSNBC, and he said that Rachel is destroyed and devastated.
	Oh, you can see it in her face.
	Well, I'm just confirming.
	Destroyed and devastated.
	And by the way, when Obama, it was Obama, actually before that, I think it was one of the Clinton victories.
	I don't remember who it was, but whatever, I think it was the first Clinton victory after George H.W. lost.
	They were ridiculing Fox people for having this kind of a negative attitude, being in tears and somber and all the rest of it.
	Meanwhile, they can do it.
	Nobody cares.
	I want to play just a good example.
	Richard Engel, who we've long since determined was a CIA guy, who was the NBC... A Peabody Award winning CIA guy.
	NBC was...
	I mean, the CIA was against Trump, if you read the leaner report.
	And they must be beside themselves.
	And here's Richard Engel being asked a simple question.
	And I believe this is a pack of lies because there is no way that anybody working at MSNBC, where he's representing there on this clip, had any idea that Trump was ever going to win this thing.
	So this is all bullcrap.
	Mm-hmm.
	Richard, you also are incredibly well sourced in terms of national security and the military and especially the global reach of the U.S. military and our allies.
	I'm wondering if you're hearing any sort of response in terms of national security folks and military response.
	I've been talking to very senior military people for the last several months about this issue specifically, and some of them were asking, can they continue?
	Can they stay in their jobs and work for this man?
	What happens, they wondered out loud to me, if they're ordered to go round up millions of people and put them on trains and deport them from this country?
	Do they follow that order?
	Is that order moral?
	Some of them have been...
	Digging out the Constitution and going through it.
	They're facing very deep questions about what the nature of the military will be in this country under President Trump.
	And some were saying, well, they should stay on in order to make sure that the ship doesn't crash.
	And others felt that they just had to leave or are considering leaving.
	We'll see if they do that.
	Yeah.
	Does anybody believe a word of that?
	No, of course not.
	Of course not.
	Oh man, oh man.
	Alright, now I want to get into the one thing that...
	You probably have a couple more clips.
	Do you have any more packages?
	Well, for later I have some stuff, but I did want to just play a clip from Euronews, their view of the protests that took place.
	Shock made way for anger as protests erupted across America in the wake of Donald Trump's victory.
	In his hometown of New York, thousands of people gathered outside Trump Tower.
	Many of them argued Trump did not win, but hate, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia triumphed.
	Not my president!
	Even though we can't really change anything and we have to accept what has happened, we want them to know that we're pissed.
	Like, this is awful.
	And even though we can't change anything, it feels good to stand together with my brothers, my sisters, with people that sure might believe.
	That's a guy, by the way.
	And let everyone know that we are not okay with this.
	Although Trump said he wanted to unite America in his victory speech, many fear his campaign rhetoric, in particular his threats to deport illegal immigrants and a ban on Muslims entering the country.
	Many protests took place in Democratic bases, including Portland, Oregon, Washington, D.C., and Chicago, shortly after Clinton conceded.
	The last time such widespread protests greeted the news of a presidential win was in 2000, when Republican George W. Bush came to power in a vote dispute that went all the way to the Supreme Court.
	No, that's how the election is viewed.
	Not my president.
	That is such a wrong thing to say.
	If it's not your president, then it won't be your handout when you get it, okay?
	Okay, now I want to talk about this, a couple of things here.
	First of all, Yes, he did.
	which he said he would.
	And now play this clip and then I want you to get right to the end of it because it was the media that's preoccupied with his pussy grabbing.
	And play this and I want to play a little clip to back up something that I've always believed.
	Anthony Mason shows us how Trump scored his upset.
	The Trump victory was built on several key pillars, Scott.
	Trump won men 53 to 41, but he also won white women by a similar margin.
	His greatest strength came from whites without a college degree.
	He had nearly a 40-point edge among those voters.
	When we asked voters the most important quality they were looking for, number one was a candidate who can bring about change.
	Donald Trump won 83% of these voters.
	Now, after the release of the Access Hollywood tape, some Republican leaders unendorsed Trump, and it looked like there could be significant defections from Republican ranks, but it didn't happen.
	He won 81% of conservatives and white evangelicals.
	Nine out of ten Republicans voted for Trump.
	Okay, now let's go on.
	The media is the one who made a big deal.
	First they set it up.
	This was NBC. On behest of someone that brought out the Billy Bush clip about him grabbing pussy.
	Yeah.
	And meaning, and everyone's interpreting it as this, he's just bragging about being a leech.
	Yeah, a sexual assault.
	Predator, he's a assaulter.
	Predator, yes.
	So let's play, we go to Pennsylvania, a couple of Trump women, they were probably in their middle, I'd say they were 45, 50 years old, in the street, And they're talking to him over and over again.
	The media again brings this up.
	And I think the reaction this one woman has is the reaction of any normal person.
	Yeah, if I knew which clip you wanted me to play, I'd do it.
	Women on the street.
	Ah, okay.
	What everybody's thinking, he doesn't...
	Doesn't mince words.
	And he's very understandable.
	Likeable to me.
	His comments about women never bothered you?
	Oh my gosh.
	If I had a nickel for every time I've heard comments like that.
	Yes.
	Maybe I have a thicker skin.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, women aren't such pussies as we thought after all, I guess.
	No, as these apparent, the people who are all into safe spaces really think that way.
	Yeah, I had a funny one, it's a quickie from CNN. They were talking to people in the polling line or on their way in or out of the polling station.
	Why are you voting for Donald Trump?
	Because he's the best there is right now.
	Come on, we need somebody strong.
	We need our country that can be our country again and not be owning all the other countries.
	Aren't you excited for the first female president?
	No!
	Yeah, I saw it.
	I didn't clip that one.
	I should have.
	It was good.
	No!
	It's just adamant.
	No!
	Now I want to discuss the, probably the only last, or the last time I want to discuss was the popular vote meme.
	Yes, and this, yeah, go ahead.
	Let's play this clip, Popular Vote Anomaly, and then we can talk about this.
	Yes, this is a good one.
	You know, the Democrats have now won, assuming that Hillary Clinton does win the popular vote, she's ahead now, they will have won the popular vote in six of the last seven presidential elections, and yet they come out of this election without the White House, without the House, without the Senate, without most of the governorship's And state legislatures in this country.
	This is now a Republican-run country from top to bottom.
	And it leaves the Democrats in a quandary.
	They believe that they have a coalition, a rising coalition of a new America.
	And the popular vote would suggest they're right.
	But in one way or another, they have a party that's been hollowed out over the Obama administration.
	Well, here we are.
	The Democrats are going to end up blaming Obama.
	Well, of course.
	The black guy ruined everything.
	Yeah, the black guy ruined everything.
	Nobody else thinks that, but the Democrats will think that.
	Yeah, of course.
	So, what do you think is...
	Now, I have a very strong thought on this.
	Okay.
	The reason that this popular vote thing has become such a meme is because the Republicans have bailed out of California, Oregon and Washington and just gave those states to Democrats.
	Democrats.
	Yeah, it was pretty futile.
	Yeah, it was pretty feudal.
	In fact, in the senatorial election here in California, the senatorial election was between Kamala Harris and that Sanchez woman we've seen so much in Congress.
	The senatorial election here in California, the senatorial election was between Kamala Harris and that Sanchez woman we've seen so much in Congress.
	Two Democrats ran for the for the Senate because there was no Republican challengers.
	Two Democrats ran for the Senate because there was no Republican challengers.
	There's no Republicans in California.
	And the way the vote swings, and California is a hugely, hugely popular state, it's like 30 percent Republicans and 70 percent Democrats.
	And so all those numbers, which are millions of votes that normally are not even contested, all go into the popular vote pot that the Democrats point to and say, look, we won the popular vote.
	Yeah, you won the California vote.
	You pull California out of that popular vote pot and you lost big time on the popular vote.
	This is like...
	Bull crap.
	This is one state, overbalanced, that there's no...
	In fact, if there was a popular vote that made the president by popular vote, the Republicans would come in here and actually try to win some votes, swing some people over.
	Trump couldn't even get into the state.
	He was razzed.
	He was rousted.
	He was kicked out of the state by a bunch of protesters.
	Similar to what happened in Chicago, where there's a lot of violence.
	You can't even get in to give your little spiel, whatever it is.
	There's no advertising.
	I mean, there's some national advertising that sneaks through.
	But generally speaking, this popular voting is a myth.
	It is bullcrap.
	It is all California.
	It's one state that overwhelmingly gives all the numbers to the Democrats.
	Yes.
	And, of course, the electoral college vote is great if you win.
	And if you don't win, it's the problem, isn't it?
	It's exactly, oh, this is so crazy.
	Oh man, the Republicans always use this trick, this Electoral College trick.
	It's a trick.
	It's in the Constitution, but it's a trick.
	Yes, I like the collects it.
	You know, it keeps popping in my head.
	What you say by yourself, but you cop do the health.
	Always.
	Oh, Texas.
	You a-holes.
	You want to secede?
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	But now, there's real serious talk.
	I mean, it's going to go nowhere.
	It's going to go nowhere.
	Of California seceding.
	It collects it.
	Have you seen the website and all this?
	Yeah, I've always thought the smart move for California is to divide into three states.
	Break it up.
	Yeah, break it up.
	Break it up.
	It's too big.
	The state's too big.
	It's unmanageable.
	And three little states, smaller states, they're still about the size of Nebraska.
	Mm-hmm.
	Three little states would be much better.
	Not the crazy way that some other people want to divide up.
	So Silicon Valley is its own state, which is nonsense.
	And there's a number of anomalies in this, but this bull crap about popular vote, yes, she'll win the popular vote because she's won extra millions in California because it's no contest in California.
	So she gets all these bonus votes.
	I'm telling you, take the California numbers out of the equation completely.
	And she doesn't win anything.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	So anyway, we have a new president.
	I have mixed feelings.
	On the one hand, I'm, of course, super happy for the show.
	Just above all, super happy for the show.
	You would have been just as happy with Hillary.
	Well, that's true.
	I'm very happy that we're doing something different.
	That's all.
	Vernon Supreme would have been different enough for me, too.
	But I'm happy we're doing something different.
	And now comes the interesting...
	Now comes the real interesting bit.
	We're going to see what is it going to be like.
	To me, the story is just starting to unfold, and I'm very excited about all the insanity we're going to be covering, and hopefully shepherding all of us through, because it's not over.
	It might not even be that crazy.
	They've already got their books together, apparently, all the time.
	I guess Clinton's been doing the same thing.
	They've got all the people that are going to appoint.
	They've got everything in binders.
	They're going to start...
	Hitting the ground running, that's what I understand, and Clinton, Trump has a few things he definitely wants to accomplish, and I think two of them in particular, which again, I think the globalists don't like this idea, especially the second one I'm going to mention, which is change the corporate tax rate from 35%, which is driving companies out of the country to the point where they're giving themselves to foreign corporations so they don't have to pay these onerous taxes.
	From 35% to 10%, which is reasonable.
	Second, and then nobody talks about this.
	You didn't hear one report about this.
	The second thing is, he wants to get the money that these corporations have stashed overseas.
	They won't bring it in because it's going to be taxed at 35%.
	So called the repatriation of the funds.
	They want to get it back, but the globalists don't like that.
	They really like to get this money out into the global economy instead of having it here.
	So Trump wants to do a repatriation tax of 1%.
	Isn't that amazing?
	That would bring all the money back because nobody in their right mind wouldn't want to get it back here.
	Because where it's safer, by the way, to have an economic collapse, get that money back in the United States and just pay the 1% bill, which is nothing compared to, what, 35% on all this money sitting out there.
	Stuff like that is going to be I'm very proud of people in general.
	Of course, we saw Brexit.
	We see Trump in the United States.
	And I have to...
	Say hi and props to my fellow Gouda heads, the Netherlands.
	They already, through a referendum, stopped the Ukraine-EU ascension agreement.
	We'll see if they just ram it through regardless, because, of course, the referendum is not binding.
	Now the Dutch are gearing up for another referendum, and this would be to stop not just TTIP, but also the CETA, which is the EU-Canadian deal.
	I thought that was passed already.
	No, no, it has to be ratified.
	This is always about the ratification.
	All 28 member states of the EU have to ratify, otherwise it doesn't go into effect.
	So this may be the second time they would stop a ratification.
	This is really, this is big.
	This is very big.
	People are left with nothing.
	Especially in Europe.
	You got nothing.
	Handouts and just shut up, slave.
	And now, you know, when we start to organize and vote, it kind of makes a difference.
	Take note, millennials.
	Well, I'm sure we have a lot of millennials who listen, who are...
	Oh, who are clued in.
	Oh, yeah, no, they're clued in.
	I'm generalizing.
	They probably have some great stories for us, which we'll be glad to relate if they send them in.
	Yes.
	Absolutely.
	And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, John C., where the C stands for concession speeches are for pussies, Dvorak.
	Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning, all ships and sea boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
	Yeah, in the morning to the chat room, record numbers today.
	Record numbers.
	Never seen it this busy in the chat or on the stream.
	Thank you to Mountain Vortex and Void Zero for keeping everything running.
	Noagendastream.com.
	In the morning to Mark...
	Sorry?
	A miracle.
	Yes.
	In the morning to Martin, JJ brought us the artwork for episode 875.
	No Brexit for you.
	It was the No Agenda Vote slide puzzle.
	It was a nice piece of art, Martin.
	Nice piece.
	He really liked it.
	It's beautiful.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com is where you can submit everything.
	And, of course, we choose the art very quickly after the show.
	So, you know, just see what these artists are doing.
	It's quite amazing.
	And we have people to thank today.
	We have quite a few, actually.
	We have to give a warning to the affiliates.
	Oh, what happened?
	We have a lot of people to thank.
	Oh, good.
	More than usual.
	I think a lot of people are very much looking forward to this particular show where we do what we always do.
	We have to break down things in such a way that makes sense.
	Exactly.
	And also, we're not alarmists.
	I mean, all these people that are so upset with...
	Well, hopefully we also bring you a little bit of humor, a laugh, a chuckle, a chuckle here and there.
	That's always good.
	You know, I feel bad.
	After we're done with this segment, I want you to go back to reading more from Faceback.
	I think I interrupted you.
	Okay, good.
	Because I don't see it.
	I don't have that.
	I don't go on there.
	And it's...
	It's painful.
	It's got to be funny.
	It's painful.
	It's painful.
	Alright, let's thank a few people right off the top.
	We do have a couple, maybe we can look up some emails for, I think there's one in particular.
	But our top donor today is like an instantite, Ann Anonymous, $1,108.16, which is the date.
	So that's a date, so he's a date club member.
	Wow.
	He's in the 1108.16 Club.
	Nice.
	And I was back in dog patch time to celebrate the date, 1108.16, where as we proceed with our peaceful transition of power while traveling, I noted the shrill voice for free speech had no impact on donations, so I will just donate.
	Thank you.
	My little brother, Angelic Knight, while having no electronic footprint, surfaced to explain that necessary steps are happening, as was pointed out in show 166 and its analog, 181, of industrial society and its future.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	It's industrial society.
	Oh, I see.
	He's talking about that book.
	Yeah, from my buddy, Ted.
	Your buddy, Ted.
	Professor Ted.
	India ending in...
	India ending the 1,500 rupee notes purportedly to curb corruption shows they are moving toward the machine, so expect that region must be the next to fight back.
	It must be global, not national, and so far only English-speaking countries understand.
	These are his ideas, not mine, for the monitors of all electronic media.
	Is CERN... Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch available?
	It's not code.
	Otherwise I can just take pride as a producer.
	No, it's Sir Onimus of Dogpatch, totally.
	Oh, he wants to know if he can get that title?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay, yeah, of course.
	I have, just by coincidence, I have a clip about the rupees.
	Indians are reeling from the Prime Minister's snap decision to take certain banknotes out of circulation.
	The measure to withdraw 501,000 rupee bills was introduced in an effort to stamp out corruption.
	However, the move, which came in a sudden announcement on Tuesday, has not been simple in an economy which is largely fueled by cash.
	The new 2,500 rupee notes will be put into circulation over the next three to four weeks, meaning many were desperate for smaller bills.
	There is a huge shortage.
	We don't have any small denomination bills.
	My pockets are empty and so is my home.
	There is a shortage of smaller bills everywhere.
	If you go to buy milk, the milkman is not accepting money.
	The shortage is immense.
	The idea is to flush out so-called black money from the economy and bring millions into the tax system.
	While it has hit many of the country's poorer residents who often keep savings in cash hard, many in the financial community welcomed it as a bold move in the long term, once the initial teething problems are resolved.
	Yeah, I'd say hello Apple Pay.
	That's what's going on here.
	Goodbye, cash.
	Goodbye.
	Well, it's coming.
	The 500-euro note's going to be gone.
	It's going to happen everywhere.
	And India's first.
	And I think they have a pretty high penetration of cell phones, don't they?
	Yeah.
	I would say this.
	Very unlikely to happen here, at least in the People's Republic of California.
	Thanks to the Chinese who refuse to go along with this program.
	They love cash.
	Ah, well, they're good for something, then.
	Adam at curry.com.
	All right.
	Thank you very much, Anonymous.
	Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch.
	We got it.
	Keith Warford in Fayetteville, Arkansas, came in with our magic number of $880.08.
	He had an eight cents.
	This should bring me to knighthood.
	I'm at a loss for a name, so we'll just give you your name.
	Oh, I know the name.
	Where's he from?
	He's from Fayetteville.
	Oh, easy.
	Sir Keith of Fayette-Nam.
	Well, if he wanted that.
	He says, keep it up, power to the people.
	And he shoves his fist in the air.
	I'm going to give both of these guys a karma.
	We didn't do that for anonymity.
	You've got karma.
	Yeah, I think he'll like it.
	If he doesn't, we can change it.
	But I think Sir Keith of Fayette Nam would work.
	Fayette Nam.
	That's what they say up there.
	I've been there.
	Oh, they do?
	Yeah, it's Fayette Nam.
	And what's the other one?
	Is...
	Vietnam.
	I know Vietnam.
	It's like Asheville, North Carolina.
	It's called Sheville.
	Sheville, yeah.
	Yeah, because it's a very high population of lesbians.
	Trit, Parts Unknown in the USA, $880.
	Another member of this.
	You get three, by the way, the $880 people get three executive producers.
	You get one for show 880, you get one for the day, and you get a third of your choice.
	Please use Trit as my name.
	I really enjoyed listening to the show.
	Thank you for what you do.
	By the way, three hours always seem short at the end of the shows.
	Oh my.
	Okay.
	Well, to you.
	Yeah.
	So let's give him some karma.
	He didn't ask for it, but he deserves it.
	You've got karma.
	And then another one.
	We've got another one.
	Sir Greg Worley.
	Gregory Worley.
	$880.
	No note.
	I looked in the email.
	He didn't send anything.
	He usually does.
	He didn't this time.
	No, I looked too.
	Nothing.
	I got nothing.
	Sir Greg has just given the show $880.
	Damn kit.
	Again, no city.
	$880.
	This is good today.
	I think a lot of people expected to deconstruct this election and they were just happy to see us.
	Hello, fellows.
	Before the election results came in, I had planned on making a donation if Hillary won.
	It would have been a small, uplifting consolation for the pain I would have felt.
	I don't think you'd be crying, though, do you?
	But then I thought, why not donate if Trump wins, too?
	The media has now been publicly outed as the paid shills that they are, something you've been telling us for years.
	I doubt they will miraculously change their ways anytime soon.
	So we still need you.
	Ah, agree to that.
	Take my money, please, and keep doing what you're doing.
	Thanks for keeping me sane.
	Please send me karma.
	here you go.
	You've got karma.
	I have to say at the end she signs a dame kit and she says also known as an uneducated deplorable with a master's in aerospace engineering and a vagina.
	Oh no!
	Congratulations on the vagina.
	So she's not one of the downscale women they're always talking about?
	Apparently not.
	I wouldn't think so.
	Good.
	Which is the reason I think that, you know.
	Good.
	Well, we love women with a gender.
	I want to make another comment on my daughter and probably Dame Kit and others that just said, you're not going to say anything about being Trump supporters because you're going to be hounded by these politically correct a-holes who are just going to be, yo, why?
	Why are you?
	He's a sexist.
	He's a pig.
	He's a rapist.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	And you look at the pollster, and they're like, typical pollster, the guys who stand on the corner soliciting money for their friends of the earth type of person.
	What are you going to say?
	Oh, you know, Jill Stein.
	That's the best bet.
	I think Jill lost a lot of votes because people said they were going to vote for her.
	Somebody should look at those numbers.
	Anyway, it was really, this is the end of freedom of speech.
	People need to get a clue how important this, or how sad this situation is.
	Yeah, shut up.
	Can't talk.
	Anyway, this is terrible.
	Sir Dwayne Melanson, our duke of the Pacific Northwest, he's an archduke, I think.
	Yeah.
	800.
	can't wait to see who's president for show 800 as i continue my journey to grand duke how about a karma to all producers and a sharpton mix followed by any of the i'm shocked jingles okay And we will much about that be committed.
	So there's no real conflict.
	Michael Druniski, Juniac, including Lincoln himself, Daniel Days-Lewis.
	Behind Monica Lewinsky, the one and only Trey Song is here.
	Allison Lundgren-Grimes, Gina Day-Jewis, and Gina Day-Jewis, Tea Party challenger, Matt Biven.
	People don't want to have their social security overall.
	The Republican savior, Mark Rubio's big night.
	In the morning.
	I'm shocked, shocked to find cable news missing the real story.
	You've got karma.
	There you go.
	Okay, Camilla, Camilla, is it Camilla, Camilla?
	Camilla, yeah.
	Chambly in Watauga, Texas.
	Mm-hmm.
	And we have an extremely long note that fills up my entire screen, and I can't get to the top of it.
	First off, I must confess, I'm a long-time boner, first-time donor, and would like a dedouching.
	You got it!
	You've been dedouched.
	Since childhood, I was blessed to have enough awareness to know that things in the world aren't really as they seem and the gumption to question our research oddities as desired to question or research.
	OK, things are not as they seem and nobody wants to question or research oddities as desired.
	And yet I was nothing but a wandering soul in need of guidance and good company.
	So I must thank fellow producer and friend David Galloway, who hit me in the mouth and introduced me to the best podcast in the universe nearly three years ago.
	Your show has been an all in one Swiss army knife for routine psyche maintenance.
	I don't know.
	Coming equipped with a bullshit detector, lie stripper, truth aggregator, formula propagator, and much more.
	Next, to borrow a style from a president-elect, I wanted to congratulate clairvoyant Curry on a spectacular prediction for Donald Trump to be the next president since damn near day one.
	I think what I said is it looks like he could actually do it.
	I think you should just say thanks.
	Thanks.
	I'm from the future.
	You're right.
	Your ability to predict the outcome of the Cubs world, seriously, this is what did it.
	I know.
	That's what gives me creds.
	It was impressive for sure, yes, because of the prediction that would go into extra innings.
	This certainly takes the cake.
	As for those of us who may be more paranoia inclined, John, would you mind asking Adam in your wonderful stoner impression...
	Hey, Adam.
	So, are you really, like, uh, spook?
	Right?
	Hey, man.
	I'm the ook spade, dude.
	In all seriousness, John and Adam, thank you so much for your courage and for your commitment to creating a platform where people are inspired to think critically and remain relatively optimistic about this nutty experience we call life.
	Now, I have to admit, my vote for Trump feels very or eerily familiar to my 08 hope and change vote for Barry Okie Doke.
	Bobama.
	And we all know how that panned out.
	So on behalf of any producer who may be feeling like me, please keep up the great construction work on...
	Whoops.
	Okay, you have to read the rest.
	Sorry.
	Deconstruction work on whatever the madman ends up doing with the opportunity he was given.
	Yes, we will hold his feet to the fire for sure.
	After sprinkling some karma on my boy David G and sharing some jobs karma for all, send me out with a warning to Trump regarding what we like to do around here for those that act up in the form of a whoopin' with the Constitution.
	Okay, can you take over from there?
	Uh, no.
	Okay.
	Okay, that's a Manning.
	Hold on.
	Okay, I can.
	I can.
	I got it.
	After sprinkling some karma on my boy David G, sharing some job karma for all, send me out with a warning to Trump regarding what we'd like to do around here for those that act up in the form of whooping with the Constitution jingle, followed by an ever so cheerful ISIS in America.
	Okay, and a jobs karma.
	If we okey-doke, you know, it sounds okey-doke.
	The tweets are okey-doke.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Here we go.
	and get out there and whoop Obama's behind the cow.
	Whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping with the Constitution.
	My hand now.
	Whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping, whooping all of them behind.
	I've got the Constitution.
	Whooping.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	ISIS. We will follow them to the gates of hell.
	ISIS. I feel good!
	Bam!
	Dieter Archer in Beaver Creek, Ohio, $333.33.
	We want to thank all these people for donating today.
	Noah Jen has kept me sane in this crazy election cycle.
	I have not been for your insight.
	And he uses the word insight as in insight or riot.
	Insight, yes.
	Accident.
	I would be moping around right now like every slave out there, but instead I can breathe easy.
	After listening since around show 100, I decided to donate to the most anticipated show ever.
	Both my friends, Mark and Kevin, have donated and removed their douche status, so with that on top of this election, there is no way I couldn't donate.
	I would like to douche people who have yet to donate, even after the last year of amazing election deconstruction.
	Can I get a dedouching as well as internship finding karma, as well as an internship?
	Oh, I see, job finding, intern finding karma.
	Then can you play the jingles?
	You slaves can get used to my mac and cheese or to mac and cheese as well as a drone again naturally.
	Okay.
	And then what was it?
	Was it also a dedouching?
	He wants a de-douching.
	He also wants a douching, but he doesn't give us any names.
	So he wants a de-douching and then a job karma, and then you slaves can get used to mac and cheese and a drone again.
	Okay, I'll do it in something of that order.
	Let me see.
	You've been de-douched.
	You slaves can get used to mac and cheese.
	Mac and cheese macaroni and cheese cheddar melted together.
	Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
	Jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	There you go.
	Nice.
	Did you even karma in there?
	I think so.
	I'll just do it.
	Oh yeah, no, you did jobs.
	No, we'll get an extra.
	You never know.
	Who knows?
	I'm high.
	I don't know.
	Randall Brown.
	Ah, that's right.
	Marijuana was legalized in California finally.
	Yeah.
	Randall Brown, which is, by the way, so I'm driving down the street, right after the election, I'm driving down San Pablo Avenue, and it stinks of marijuana.
	Yeah, of course.
	Everyone's toking up immediately.
	Yeah.
	Randall Brown in Providence Village, Texas.
	33331.
	The 31 cents is relevant.
	After getting a credit card bill a month or so ago for $3,333.31, I realized karma was giving me a subtle sign that I was approaching douchebag status.
	Hopefully this will get me back into her good graces.
	Thanks for all you guys do.
	You give my wife and me hours of discussion.
	Every week.
	Alright, we'll hand the karma out to him.
	Seems like he needs that right away.
	You've got karma.
	There you go.
	Thank you.
	As we continue with our great well-wishers, Johan Hoyos in Vancouver, BC 321-23.
	I'm a 28-year-old Colombian who happens to be a vegetarian and decided to get a vasectomy and a circumcision.
	What?
	That's a double whammy.
	There's a lot of vegan.
	Of a sex decision.
	Oh my God.
	Of a sex decision.
	I've also have an inherent hate toward North Americans and disagree with a bunch of things you guys state in the show.
	However, I ain't no safe space, bitch.
	And neither me nor anyone can deny the outstanding value of received actual information from John and Adam and getting clear differentiation between facts and their opinions.
	It is refreshing to hear humans who deconstruct, investigate and fight amongst themselves instead of talking puppets who repeat and agree in every aspect.
	Perrin's regular media.
	The donation is $1 per hour that I have listened to the show, 3-21-23.
	Requests.
	Project Launch Karma for Sir Yacoub Jacob from the clouds who hit me in the mouth last January.
	Adam, would you please say, Johan, you piece of shit, wake up!
	In any of your funny voices, I'm having a hard time waking up in the morning.
	Funny voice?
	He wants you to say, Johan...
	I know, I know, but what's...
	I don't have any funny voice.
	Do I have any...
	Oh, uh...
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Yo!
	You piece of shit!
	Wake up!
	Okay, let's do it a second.
	Okay.
	Johan!
	You piece of shit!
	Wake up!
	Okay, good enough.
	I'll do it, yeah.
	And a karma.
	Okay, there we go.
	Thank you.
	You've got karma.
	All right.
	Damn, what a list today.
	I feel good.
	I feel good.
	Value.
	Nice.
	This is an example of doing good work.
	Yeah.
	Paul Roberson in Upper Tract, West Virginia, $300.
	My wife and I enjoy listening to No Agenda on our three-hour commutes on Thursday and Sunday from our home in West Virginia to our condo in Virginia for work.
	I agree with John's newsletter that you did a great job with your analysis of presidential media coverage.
	Congratulations.
	I have heard you mention that you have knights from nearly all professions, but I haven't heard you say you have an actuary.
	Hmm.
	Well, you have one now.
	Fellow of the Society of Actuaries, 1976.
	West Virginia is my adopted home, so I'd like to be dubbed Sir Paul Mountain Mentat.
	Of the Mangahilia.
	Mangahila.
	What is an actuary?
	It's like an accountant of some sort.
	Is it like a notary?
	No, you have to stop now and consult the book of knowledge.
	Okay, we have to do that immediately.
	Consult the book of knowledge!
	Actuary.
	Actuary is a business professional who analyzes the financial consequences of risk.
	Okay.
	Actuaries use mathematics, statistics.
	He must know about the new general accounting standards, which is going to crash the economy in June.
	Yeah, well, maybe he'll get back to us.
	Nice.
	Good to have you on board.
	Now, by the way, you're there on the book of knowledge.
	See what Mountain Mentat, what does M-E-N-T-A-T mean?
	I do not know that.
	It's got to have something to do with this.
	Mountain Mentat.
	Well, Mentat is probably...
	Well, there's Mentat Mountain.
	Well, maybe.
	Maybe I should just...
	What is the word mentat?
	Maybe that means something.
	That's what I was thinking.
	Mentat, oh, was a professional discipline that was developed as a replacement to the computers and thinking machines following the butlerian jihad that banned the creation of machines in the human mind's image, just as the Spacing Guild and the Bene Gesserit took up similar functions.
	Interesting.
	We learned something.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Paul.
	Yeah, thanks, Paul.
	I had no idea.
	New words to use.
	Just as an aside, he wants a serving of Sappho and Spice.
	Sappho?
	What is Sappho?
	Don't make me look it up again.
	The hell is Sappho and Spice?
	You don't know, do you?
	No, I don't.
	I don't know what Mentat meant until now.
	Sappho and Spice on the list at the top.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Onward.
	Onward.
	Card word.
	Carter Blumeyer in Windermere, Florida.
	$290.
	And he just has no...
	He says, as I float in the Caribbean.
	Yeah, that's all he says.
	Beautiful.
	Well, give him a floating karma.
	Sure.
	You've got karma.
	Ryan Showalter in Providence.
	Didn't we just have him a minute ago?
	Providence Village, Texas?
	$279.
	No, I don't think so.
	Sir Thomas of the Apocalypse.
	The show has been great lately.
	Karma, please.
	Yes, Karma, you shall receive.
	You've got Karma.
	These are associate executive producers.
	We're going one after the other.
	Eric Dardurian in Trabuco Canyon, California.
	$250.
	Thanks for the fantastic work you guys do.
	I just need a little jobs karma for my daughter, who is severely underemployed.
	Okay.
	Black Knight era.
	You got it.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	You've got karma.
	Okay, onward.
	We have Randy Mosley in Rowlett, Texas.
	$240.24.
	He says, see email from CRMA. I don't mention his email on the air.
	I don't know how to do that.
	I don't have an email from that address, by the way.
	I didn't say what his thing was.
	Okay.
	I don't have an email from him.
	Well, let me see if I do.
	You know, it helps when you...
	Here's what bothers me.
	The only thing that bothers you?
	I have one thing.
	You have a box on the screen and it's got a cursor in it and you're blinking.
	It's blinking, right?
	You type, nothing shows up.
	Is that the PayPals?
	It's on everything.
	You have to actually go select it.
	You've got to go select up there.
	But why is it blinking?
	Why is there a cursor in there blinking if it's not going to type me?
	Okay, gentlemen, I've been a long-time follower of you both and have benefited greatly from your show through this election process.
	I hope my donation of triple boobs will help propagate the formula.
	And then what do we got here?
	Let's see.
	Randy is a...
	Oh, I see what he's got.
	He's got a woman.
	I don't know one of his friends.
	I don't know who.
	But she's a picture of her with triple boobs.
	I will put that picture in the newsletter.
	Great.
	It's a win-win.
	A win-win-win.
	Sir Otaku, Baron of Northeast Texas, 23456.
	During the election, I did what you do and monitored all of the news stations, even the foreign stations, and you could see them all clearly pulling for Hillary.
	But then when the tide started to turn, their heads started to explode as they tried to understand what was happening.
	I've never seen Van Jones or Rachel Maddow so scared.
	They actually said that there were going to be gangs of Trumpians rounding up immigrants.
	Rounding up immigrants.
	Get on the train!
	Get on the train!
	And the media, if he were elected.
	The media's going to be...
	Oh, that's interesting.
	Get on the train.
	I couldn't believe my ears.
	Even Chris Matthews said after Trump's speech that he felt safe knowing the Constitution was there to protect them from whatever Trump may do.
	Funny how liberals have no love for the Constitution until when they need it.
	Otherwise, it's an outdated document that has no relevance in today's world.
	Muskets.
	Good catch.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Can I get some mac and cheese karma and a little girl yay to celebrate the upcoming Trump presidency?
	Yes, of course you can get that.
	Let me do it for you.
	Living the mac and cheese life.
	Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand.
	Yay!
	You've got karma.
	Done, done, done.
	Done, done, and done.
	And done.
	And he's a ham.
	He's a ham.
	Oh yeah, K5VZ73. Yeah, 73's.
	Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie.
	Charlie for Kilo 5.
	Victor Zulu.
	Sir Craig Harms in Wichita, Kansas.
	23456.
	Another 23456.
	Trump!
	I received my knight ring and I'm very pleased.
	Nice.
	I would highly encourage people to get their knighthood and become a member of the truly elite group of gentlemen and dames.
	I am making this donation for some hangover karma as the was quite a bit of Glenn.
	Oh, I had quite a bit of Glenn live at 18 consumed while watching the returns last night.
	I would like to...
	I had cognac XO. I would like to call out Jordan McCarron as a douchebag because he will not listen to the best podcast in the universe.
	Then he says, make America great again, which is...
	Right on.
	We can give him some karma for that.
	You've got karma.
	Now check my work here.
	The next should be George Kunath.
	Kunath.
	Is that right?
	Yep.
	$217.76 from Westfield, New Jersey.
	In the morning, John and Adam, I'd like to request a dedouching.
	Oh, yes, of course.
	You've been dedouched.
	And it's $217.76 donation, which is $17.76 in there, if you didn't notice, is my first donation.
	I recently hit some cousins in the mouth, and it's too early for a douchebag call out, but hopefully they provide some value for value within the near future.
	I'm shocked that Trump – I'm shocked.
	I say it's a shock that Trump actually won, and I hope this wasn't just the greatest con of American history.
	At this point, I'd like to give him some good luck karma and some karma for the whole country to not be so divided.
	Thanks for the show.
	All right, absolutely, sir.
	George Kunitz.
	You've got karma.
	Thank you for your support of the work.
	Okay, this is interesting.
	Sir Arthur Gobitz in Zandam, Netherlands, 212.33.
	He wants to change.
	Now you have to read the beginning because again it won't open up.
	Now I would like to be known as...
	Oh, okay.
	He becomes a baron.
	He becomes a baron today.
	Baron hugger of kittens.
	He needs to think about the protectorate, but he will let us know.
	Good.
	Good, good, good.
	Thank you.
	Thanks for keeping me sane.
	Thanks for keeping us keeping you sane.
	Yes, that's what we need.
	Okay, Eric, by the way, we should warn the affiliates, we'll be going a little overtime today on today's show because of the extra donation segment.
	Okay, we'll be moving the D block to F and the E will be switched over to C and we'll be going along, everybody.
	Stay tuned.
	Eric Wesseldyke, 200 bucks.
	Thank you for your...
	Excellent work this election season.
	Your consistent analysis during the campaigns was invaluable to immunize us from the phobia created by so many following Trump's win.
	Based on Twitter and the face bag, you'd almost think that he had already started World War III. No agenda producers, no better thanks to the excellent...
	This is the point I made in the newsletter.
	No agenda producers, no better thanks to the excellent work you've been doing.
	Keep it up.
	The next four years are going to be interesting and we are going to need your analysis to stay sane.
	No jingle requests, but can I hear the Ant song where John keeps saying siege mode at the end of the show?
	I love that one and I haven't heard it for a while.
	I don't know which one that is.
	I think that's the main song.
	We've played it for the last two shows.
	What can I say?
	He's an executive producer.
	That's what he wants to hear again.
	You like it?
	Everybody likes the Ant song, of course.
	I don't know why.
	Because it's a great jam, baby.
	Dropping them beats.
	Barry Hanna in Okotox, Alberta, $200.
	Now, oh, I think you missed Samuel Smith.
	Yeah, Samuel Smith, sorry.
	Samuel Smith, KK4QKB, 73.
	Yeah, 73, Skeeter 5, Alpha, Charlie, Charlie.
	Samuel Smith in Columbia, Georgia, $200.
	Thank you for everything you do.
	do as a college-aged millennial, one of our many, I have put off donating for the past two years.
	But after realizing just how far gone most people my age have gotten and realized I'd be just as bad if not for you too, I'm very happy to dig up what I can.
	I hope one day the rest of my generation will get hit in the mouth, but I'm not counting on it.
	If there are other people my age listening, I hope they try to contribute as well.
	After all, we are the future.
	It would be nice for them to look into ham radio as well, as I'm usually too awkward to make conversation with all the old guys over the airwaves.
	Oh, yes.
	Yes.
	Well, you don't like to talk to the old guys.
	I like talking to the old guys.
	Sure, I do.
	Especially with Morse code, because when you do CW, you don't know if someone's old or not.
	Well, there you go.
	Get in the CW, kid.
	That's it.
	Anyway, if you could give me a de-douching, I'd appreciate it.
	You've been de-douched.
	Hell yeah, I'd give you a de-douching.
	Thank you very much.
	I really appreciate it.
	And hang in there.
	Stay with us.
	You'll be fine.
	And much better than your cohorts there, apparently.
	The ones that we've been writing.
	Yeah.
	And finally, last but not least, very good segment, very good today.
	Barry Hanna from Okotox, Alberta, Canada, $200.
	And he's just sent, that's a check.
	He just sent a check and no comment.
	And I want to thank him and everybody else that gave us executive producer and producer, associate executive producer contributions to keep the show going.
	On behalf of the election, I want to thank everyone very much.
	Definitely.
	It feels good because we put a lot of work into covering this and deconstructing.
	And really, deconstructing is what we do, just as a reminder.
	We're not news people.
	We analyze what's being said.
	We understand how it works.
	And if necessary, we go out and do the research.
	Or our producers help us a lot.
	And some of it is just that research.
	We get tons of help, including, in this case, our executive producers and our associate executive producers.
	Thank you very much.
	Highly appreciated.
	We'll be thanking more people coming up later on in the program.
	Slash N-A. Especially for you millennials out there.
	You have a job to do.
	Go out and propagate our formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Hey, citizens.
	Shut up, slaves.
	Shut up, slaves.
	Well, we might as well just play this one because not only did we elect the president, but there was important stuff going on that people were voting on in the United States.
	We had some people that were asking about the marijuana initiatives around the country.
	We had eight states that had the marijuana question on their ballots, either recreational or...
	I'm going to see if I can go through the results here from the associate press and tell you what happened.
	Arizona is not in yet.
	California recreational marijuana, a strong win for yes, 56 to 44.
	Maine is not in yet.
	Massachusetts recreational marijuana, Yes, 53% to no, 47%.
	Nevada, recreational marijuana, 54% yes, 46% no.
	Florida, medical marijuana, 71% yes to 29% no.
	And Montana has not yet reported.
	North Dakota, the last of the states with medical marijuana, 64% yes to 36% no.
	So a big night for marijuana in the states that were considering it.
	Good job, America.
	Finally getting somewhere.
	Did Arizona finally push it through?
	I guess they did.
	I think just medical?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think every marijuana podcast.
	Once you get the medical and these old ladies, they love it.
	And I reported it before.
	Oh, yeah.
	Medical, you go to these regular places where there's, I mean, I was reluctant, for example, I don't smoke marijuana.
	But I would say that I know people who do.
	And once in a while, they might leave some in the house.
	Yeah.
	And I've always said, well, you should have a card and then you have an excuse, although the marijuana laws are not enforced in California in almost every city, especially in the Bay Area.
	But it's just a safety thing.
	You know, you don't want to get or say some, you know, some there's a chocolate brownie in the car.
	But then again, it turns out that if you registered or got a doctor to give a prescription, you put on a on a database.
	And you can, all of a sudden, you can't do this, you can't do that, you won't get insurance.
	You can't have guns.
	You can't get a gun.
	Well, you know, who knows?
	Well, those will be state laws.
	Yeah.
	But they're state laws, and so you want to avoid this.
	So now it's just plain legal, and I think this was the same thing with a lot of old ladies.
	They didn't like the idea of the stigma.
	But now there's no stigma.
	So you go, like I said, I'll report it again.
	You go to these marijuana shops in Washington State where it's legal, and the place is crawling with old ladies with aches and pains.
	Yep.
	And it helps.
	It really works.
	And it works.
	It's a magical plant, I tell you.
	Magic.
	So good for California for finally, after having the opportunity to lead the way, they are now following, but...
	They'll take credit for the whole thing, of course.
	Germany...
	Can I be sure you leave the country?
	I want to just stay here for one second.
	I do have a clip because Tim Kaine came out to introduce Hillary in the morning at some ballroom in one of the hotels.
	And he gave a story.
	He called it a parable from the Bible.
	I don't know what parable it is or what Bible he's talking about, but maybe it's in there.
	But I thought this, and he led into, it was the most discombobulated story I've ever heard, and it had nothing to do with anything, and it was some way of thanking Hillary, I guess, for screwing over people.
	They're...
	There's a beautiful and kind of comical parable in the New Testament about a vineyard owner who hires people to work and says, and I'm going to pay you this for a full day.
	Then he hires people at noon, and I'm going to pay you the same thing for the half day.
	Then he hires people one hour before, I'm going to pay you the same.
	And those who started early in the day said, hold on.
	You know, we don't like this, that you're treating everybody who came late just as well as you're treating us.
	I'm going to tell you something.
	Here's what I've come to know so well about Hillary, the team that she has assembled over the years.
	Of people that are so deeply loyal to her because she's so deeply loyal to them is inspiring.
	But I've seen that same degree of loyalty and compassion and sensitivity extended to the most recent folks who have joined the team.
	The folks who came to the vineyard with just one hour to go.
	Her loyalty and compassion of Hillary and Bill to people.
	If you're with you, you're with you.
	And that is just something so remarkable.
	And finally, I'm proud of Hillary because she loves this country.
	Wow, we dodged the bullet there.
	What a moron.
	What is he talking about?
	I have no idea.
	I never knew what he was talking about.
	Let me deconstruct the story.
	I go to work for some guy and he says, I'm going to pay you 50 bucks to work the day.
	Yeah.
	Somebody comes around noon after I've worked.
	I've worked now four hours.
	And this guy comes around noontime.
	He says, I'm going to give you 50 bucks to work half a day.
	Mm-hmm.
	This doesn't sound right.
	Why am I getting screwed?
	I got the 50 bucks to work the whole day.
	Then, one hour before closing at 4 o'clock, he brings a third guy in and says, I'm giving you 50 bucks to work one hour.
	Does this sound fair to anybody?
	And why is this a story?
	I don't know.
	I just thought it was very strange.
	Believe me, the guy had no concession speech written.
	He probably still believed going over to the Peninsula Hotel, wherever it was.
	Yeah, that's another thing.
	That was the Peninsula's ballroom, I'm sure.
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah.
	But I would say within one or two of the most expensive hotels in Manhattan is the Peninsula.
	Yeah.
	And that's where they're staying.
	Okay, great.
	And then what was this purple thing?
	Hillary comes out looking probably better than she's ever looked before with some purple thing.
	And then Bill's standing behind her with a purple tie.
	And the messaging, according to one of the pundits or somebody analyzing this, was, oh, this is a combination of red and blue.
	Republicans and Democrats should get purple.
	And that's why they were wearing these purple outfits.
	Huh.
	Now, my analysis of that is I saw these purple things.
	I thought it was some sort of recognition of the gay community of some sort because this is – I was at a protest.
	I was – when I was working for MacUser, we had a lot of gay editors.
	Uh-huh.
	And there was a big, some sort of something going on in the office.
	I had no idea what it was because I never went to the office.
	And so we had some big presentation to give out some awards or something.
	I'm looking around and everybody's wearing purple cummerbunds and purple bow ties just like that color that they were wearing.
	And I said, what's...
	I asked somebody because I was just wearing a regular tux.
	And I said, what is going on with this purple?
	Am I supposed to be wearing purple?
	I said, no, no, no.
	Those are the gay employees who are protesting something.
	And then they told me it didn't make any sense to me, so I didn't pay much attention to it.
	And that's the first thing I thought of when I saw Bill and Hillary in this purple outfit.
	I don't know.
	And I thought the story about the red and blue combined was bullcrap.
	Why would they do that?
	Well, in Europe, they often talk of a purple coalition.
	Which is, you know, right and left together.
	Yeah.
	Forever together, or I don't know, whatever her slogan was.
	Stronger together.
	Maybe it was that.
	Well, maybe.
	Some European reference then.
	Of course, they're all globalists.
	Well, that's, again, back to globalism.
	Hey, I'm reading at change.org right now.
	Here's what they say.
	On December 19th, the electors of the Electoral College will cast their ballots.
	Is that true?
	They don't cast them until the 19th?
	Yeah, they have a meeting.
	If they all vote the way their states voted, Donald Trump will win.
	However, they can vote for Hillary Clinton if they choose.
	I believe this to be true.
	Even in states where that is not allowed, their vote would still be counted, and they would simply pay a small fine, which we can be sure Clinton supporters will be glad to pay.
	So they are saying she won the popular vote, and we need the Electoral College to choose Hillary.
	Which was kind of why the Electoral College was put in place, is to ensure that you have a way out.
	But I think of a bad election.
	But listen to the strategy.
	The strategy is she won the popular vote, although, believe me, it'll take a while before we actually have counted all that.
	But that's, it might as well be true.
	Just might as well be true.
	And I think we'll see a serious bit of noise for this.
	Hey, the Electoral College, they should follow what the people want.
	Just what you can watch and wait for it.
	Yeah, the problem with that is the Republicans, which as somebody pointed out before they talk about the popular vote, despite what's going on, the Republicans are the governors, they run the country right now because of the failure of the Democratic Party.
	That wouldn't happen.
	They're not going to put a Democrat in when they have the...
	Because the real fear of Trump was, oh my God, we're going to lose the Senate, we're going to lose the House, everything's going to fall apart because of this maniac.
	But they didn't lose the Senate.
	They didn't lose the House.
	So now they're happy as a clam that the guy is Trump.
	There's no way that they can pull this off at the end.
	It's not possible.
	It's done.
	Everyone's fine with the way it is.
	Doesn't mean that we won't be hearing it all the way through November.
	We'll be hearing it from Van Jones.
	And Rachel will bring it up.
	Oh yeah.
	Jean-Claude Juncker the drunker took advantage of the election to do something he's been wanting to do for a long time.
	He finally came out and just said it.
	We need a European army!
	Europe should build its own army and not rely on security guarantees from Washington.
	NATO. Yep.
	At the same time, he called for the preservation of the transatlantic partnership.
	But he clearly wants the European army.
	That was one of the biggest things, one of the biggest promises.
	We will never have an army.
	No army, no army.
	We have clips before.
	We've tracked this as obvious as what's going on.
	For eight years we've tracked this, yeah.
	Yes, we've tracked it and tracked it, and they're going to get an army, and at some point, you know, if Britain doesn't get out of this thing soon, there's going to be a civil war, which we've also kind of called, and they're going to make sure that Britain stays in, even though I think they're going to stay in anyway, and then the civil war will be further down the road, thanks to this army.
	And staying in Germany, which minister is this?
	Gunther Oetker.
	I had to issue an apology.
	You just got to listen to this story.
	It's great.
	It took five days for Jean-Claude Juncker to open his eyes to the scandal regarding Germany's Gunther Oettinger, who called Chinese diplomats slitty-eyed, Wallonia, a micro-region led by communists and insulted women and homosexuals.
	I like the slitty eyes.
	I'm German, I do not like the slitty eyes.
	This was a couple of weeks ago.
	I wish I had this clip, but we never got around it.
	This is a good clip.
	This is just his apology.
	And insulted women and homosexuals.
	After a call from his boss, Gunter Ossinger finally apologized in a statement, and again during a conference in Romania.
	I had time to reflect about my speech and I can now see that the words I used have created bad feelings.
	Doesn't he sound like he wants to kill Jews?
	And may even have hurt people.
	Yes.
	This was not at all my intention and I would like to apologize.
	Okay.
	For any remark that was not as respectful as it should have been.
	Jawohl.
	That's very good that you're doing that.
	Wow.
	I love that he gets away with it.
	He gets away with it, too.
	He just gets away with it.
	What are you going to do?
	Nothing.
	Not elected.
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	Okay.
	Moscow has warned Holland.
	This is so funny.
	You have to understand that the Dutch always say, We capitulated, the Dutch capitulated in World War II because the Dutch Army couldn't find the bullet.
	You know, all that kind of stuff.
	Couldn't find the bullet.
	The Dutch Air Force couldn't take off because they ran out of coal.
	I mean, stuff like that.
	Now Moscow has warned Holland, hey, stop following our aircraft carrier with your submarine.
	They can't even do that right.
	Following an aircraft carrier.
	An aircraft carrier is a dog.
	Yeah, well, you know.
	And I'm sure the submarines belch in smoke.
	I just think that's hilarious.
	I didn't even know the Dutch had a submarine.
	I didn't either.
	Maybe it's just one guy in a pedaling.
	One of those World War I pedaling submarines.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I don't want to make fun of the Dutch army, but sorry.
	No, but you've done it already.
	You've already insulted the Dutch audience.
	Good work.
	No, I don't know.
	I gave them props.
	Okay.
	I want to play an old Obama clip about Trump.
	All righty.
	This is in January.
	Obama in January regarding Trump.
	There's again hubris.
	It's classic.
	You feel you're responsible for a certain hunger out there for the message that Donald Trump is putting out?
	Well, yeah, the message that Donald Trump's putting out has had...
	Adherence a lot of times during the course of our history.
	Talk to me if he wins.
	Then we'll have a conversation about how responsible I feel about it.
	When you stand and deliver that State of the Union address, in no part of your mind or brain can you imagine Donald Trump standing up one day and delivering a State of the Union address?
	Well, I can imagine it in a Saturday night skit.
	Thanks, Obama.
	Yeah.
	It's just plenty of material.
	We're in a beautiful world.
	So much fun to be had.
	Go on.
	Just to get off the topic a little bit.
	I have a part of...
	I reluctantly listened to Howard Stern's Interview of Megyn Kelly.
	Yeah, you sent me a link to that and I ran out of time.
	It's a couple things.
	I love how Howard Stern gets away with interviewing people.
	He's a master, especially women, because he somehow keeps them feeling really good about themselves, but at the same time objectifies them.
	It's quite a skill.
	It's absolutely astonishing, this interview, which I didn't think was very good.
	It did bring out one or two little tidbits that I don't think we would have gotten otherwise, especially about The View, where she discusses the fact that it is extremely scripted.
	And we talked about this some years back about the old McLaughlin report where we had an ex-producer that gave us a rundown of what goes on where they not only script it to an extreme, but they script the responses.
	Isn't that great?
	And so the whole thing is fake.
	And apparently the view...
	I'm devastated, John!
	You didn't have to tell me that.
	It's astonishing.
	Just because nobody can ad-lib like the two of us.
	Now, what...
	Stern does here.
	I thought it was off-putting to me, but he had her in the palm of his hand using outrageous sexist flattery.
	Yep.
	It was the worst.
	I mean, it was just like it was almost cringeworthy to listen to him go on and on and on about her to get her to talk a little bit about her sex life or whatever.
	When she backed off on anything, he was really quick to back off.
	He is so masterful, and I think you're right, especially with women.
	Forget that.
	And I think that this is...
	Worth listening to anyway for a minute.
	Forget that.
	She said, I'm going to be a newscaster.
	Pretty good at it.
	I watch you.
	Thank you.
	You read well.
	Think so?
	You look good.
	I mean, you're a catch.
	Thank you.
	Who's this dude?
	Well, now she's off the market.
	What are you doing trying to sell her?
	I said to Beth, I said, look at this girl.
	I go, I'm watching the news.
	I go, look at her.
	And she seems intelligent.
	She was a lawyer.
	I didn't even know you were a lawyer.
	I'm like, well, she's asking questions and seems to be up on all the news.
	What do you read a lot of newspapers?
	I read a lot.
	I read a lot.
	They're not feeding you stuff.
	Even some of the guys go, oh, they feed her stuff through the earphone.
	I said, she appears to know stuff.
	No, I have to tell you, after this show, later on I'm going on The View, on that show, everything's scripted.
	They give you everything is scripted down the line.
	Those people show up and they're just handed blue cards with every question they're supposed to ask.
	Right.
	I mean...
	To me, that's stunning.
	I mean, I talk to my senior producer in the morning, we decide what's going to be on the newscast, and then I spend the next five, six hours reading, reading, reading, and then I go out there.
	When you have like a breaking news story, you appear to ask questions and know things.
	That's the only way.
	Yeah, you have to know what you're talking about.
	I'm telling you, Fox News is boot camp TV. Half the time I'm out on the set, and this is what I get in my ear.
	Fox News alert!
	Urgent queue, which is where we put our breaking news.
	So you literally have no idea what we're going to, but you hit the urgent queue.
	You see, you know, top two Iraqi terrorists killed yesterday.
	The next thing you know, you're announcing it.
	I'll give you an example.
	Watch this.
	I'll throw something at her.
	All right.
	Where's China?
	That was the most insulting thing.
	You have to listen to her go on and on about herself.
	That's really unbelievable.
	And then he does that.
	Hey, I just got an email from Elizabeth Warren.
	Oh, really?
	Do you want you to donate a dollar?
	I don't know.
	Shall I share this with y'all?
	Hello.
	Hello.
	She forgot.
	Didn't even put my name in.
	Hello.
	Oh, I thought you were very friends with her.
	Hello, Adam.
	No.
	Hello.
	This wasn't a pretty election.
	In fact, it was ugly and we should not sugarcoat the reason why.
	Donald Trump ran a campaign that started with racial attacks and then rode the escalator down.
	He encouraged a toxic stew of hatred and fear.
	He attacked millions of Americans.
	And he regularly made statements that undermine core values of our democracy.
	And he won.
	He won!
	And now Latino and Muslim American children are worried about what will happen to their families.
	LGBT couples are worried that their marriages could be dissolved by a Trump-Pence Supreme Court.
	Women are worried that their access to desperately needed health services will disappear.
	Millions of people in this country are worried, deeply worried, and they are right to be worried.
	Today, as President-elect Donald Trump has an opportunity to chart a different course to govern for all Americans and to respect their institutions, in his victory speech he pledged that he would be president for all the American people.
	And when he takes the oath of the office as the leader of our democracy and the leader of all Americans, I sincerely hope that he will fulfill that pledge with respect and concern for every single human being.
	Let's see.
	Oh my God, this thing goes on forever.
	Oh crap, I didn't realize that.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, this is a 2,000 word email.
	Oh my god.
	Does it ask for money?
	No.
	I don't see any money.
	Yes!
	Donate!
	Jeez.
	Yeah, of course.
	Oh my god.
	It is time for ignoring the American people.
	I should have gotten this email too.
	I didn't get it.
	It just came in.
	It just came in.
	Okay, let me look.
	It just came in.
	I'm on the same mailing list.
	I donated to our campaign to get emails.
	Oh, you're on the A-list.
	Of course.
	Hell yeah.
	Oh, man.
	I was thinking about that.
	She was sending three or four emails a day.
	I didn't need to get on the A-list.
	I'm on the A-list.
	I donated to Trump campaign for the same reason.
	I mean, come on.
	You need...
	I never got on the Trump campaign mailing list.
	Oh, my God.
	But here's what happens.
	You get on the mailing list, and then it doesn't stop.
	I mean, every...
	The NRA is emailing me now.
	It's real...
	Oh, they're all using...
	Oh, I hate it.
	I hate that with a passion.
	You a-holes.
	We don't do that with our mailing list on no agenda.
	Absolutely not.
	Although, you know, someday maybe.
	No, never.
	Well, you never know.
	I have a bellwether predictor.
	Would you consider America Online to have been a success after all is said and done?
	No.
	Failure.
	Well, ask me why.
	Why?
	Why?
	Because America Online was poised to become Facebook based on the way they had set up and the way they had created communities, the way they had keywords.
	Remember the old keywords?
	Yeah, of course.
	They were all over all this, but they couldn't make the jump, the logical jump to Facebook, even though they were given plenty of fair warning because Facebook wasn't a big deal right away.
	It was a Harvard thing only.
	Right.
	Zuckerberg could get a girlfriend.
	That was the true intent originally, yes.
	Yes, it was the idea.
	It was like guys who start video dating services so they can skim off the cream.
	So let's say it may be more fair to say...
	AOL should have seen that coming down Broadway and had enough sense to say, there you go, there's the future.
	They did not see the future.
	They fell apart and they became a website.
	I mean, come on.
	Well, I think there is a bellwether now that is telling us...
	That there is another billion dollar corporation that will also not be able to make the transition and fail.
	And the proof is, the same guy at AOL is now working at another billion dollar company.
	Who's the same guy and where is he working?
	I just started the clip and you stepped on it.
	Ready?
	I'm absolutely ready.
	I'm born ready.
	This is my Uber driver, and he just told me something very special, that he's the voice behind...
	Welcome.
	You've got mail.
	No way!
	Do it again.
	Do it again.
	Welcome.
	You've got mail.
	Yay!
	Okay, what's your name?
	Elwood Edwards.
	Elwood Edwards.
	Thank you.
	You bet.
	The guy who was the voice of AOL is now driving Uber.
	Okay, good one.
	At least I got a chuckle out of you.
	Dang.
	It was funny to think about it.
	A slight chuckle, a slight chuckle.
	So Uber's going to miss the boat.
	Well, that remains to be seen.
	It probably will.
	It's a bad omen, man.
	It's a bad omen.
	Bad omen.
	If you put it that way, it would have been better.
	Okay.
	Well, actually, it wouldn't have been better, but it would have been better.
	Maybe funnier.
	Maybe not.
	Gee, okay.
	Sorry.
	I'm wishy-washy.
	Yeah, you are, Mr.
	Comedian Expert.
	Okay, here we go.
	I have another analysis of why Hillary lost besides the basics, the globalism versus the regular people, and I would say that Hillary never had a message.
	I said this before.
	She never had a message.
	All she did was slam Trump, which was kind of ironic if you think about it.
	And Carville brings this up in some discussion.
	It was beautiful to watch Carville.
	Carville was unbelievable.
	He might as well be shitting his pants.
	But here he is discussing the behind the scenes.
	Ooh, behind the scenes.
	What are you hearing, James, on what has to be a confusing night for you as well?
	Well, look, there was a forge.
	We're going to second-guess in this part of this game.
	You know that from the beginning.
	If you don't want to be second-guessed or criticized, don't be in politics.
	There was a huge argument leading up to the campaign that she needed a more economic message.
	You know, that she's an analogist.
	And people, on the other hand, said if we close our temperament and we have this massive GOTV effort, that will get us across the finish line.
	That wing of the campaign is going to get heavily criticized, to say the least, in the books and the articles and the obits that go through things.
	Now, I was thinking about this because Hillary kind of changed her stripes.
	She was actually the mean-spirited one in this whole thing.
	So she changed from being, you know, kind of having a message even though it was lame because she couldn't say anything bad about Obama, which made it weak.
	But she didn't even do any of that.
	She was all about temperament, temperament, temperament.
	So for all practical purposes, this is what happened to Rubio.
	Trump actually made the person change their style of attack.
	If you remember, when Rubio was running, and he had a really good shot at all this stuff.
	And you remember he had some very good comedic timing with a couple of them?
	That was the thing.
	He went from being what he was, normal guy, to being a stand-up comic.
	He's the one about the, oh, small hands means a small dick, if you know what I mean.
	And he was getting big laughs.
	I thought his...
	He could have been a professional.
	But this was not him.
	It was him being this way, even though he was good at it, because of Trump.
	So he's reacting.
	And this is what Hillary did.
	She reacted.
	She got suckered.
	She got suckered into going after him for temperament.
	I would agree.
	I would agree with you.
	I think that's a perfect analysis.
	But, you know, she also...
	Yeah, okay.
	Yes.
	Yes, I agree.
	Yes.
	Downright yes.
	Yes and more yes.
	Yes and more yes.
	You think...
	No, I know.
	I know the special prosecutor is going to be appointed.
	And I know that Trump is going to have his DOJ go after the Clintons.
	Well, he may start with the tax guy.
	He's going to put in a new head, a new commissioner of the IRS. Right.
	That guy can be handed that book you always talk about, that guy wrote on the Clinton Foundation.
	Ah, Charles Ortel.
	Ortel's book, and say, look at this book.
	I'm hiring you for this job, and I'm not going to tell you what to do because it's really something the president's not supposed to do.
	It's unethical.
	But I want you to look at this book.
	Here's an Ortel book, and just do what you have to do.
	And if that book has got, if it's even one-third true...
	Which I believe it is.
	Well, check this out.
	Our contact, Agent Orange, he contacted me this morning and he said, can you get an online screener together of Killing Ed, Mark Hall's movie about the Gulenists in America?
	I said, yeah, I can talk to Mark, sure.
	He said, yeah, Michael Flynn didn't know this was going on and he really wants to see the documentary.
	Oh, Flynn definitely needs to see this.
	This is a great documentary.
	I think he's going to be director of DNI. I'm pretty sure that's what he's going to be.
	Well, I would hope so.
	So now, this little puny show, through its producers, and of course Mark's producer, might actually influence something.
	Holy moly.
	He should be able to get a screener to him.
	Oh, it's already done.
	Are you kidding me?
	Oh, you did.
	Okay.
	We're getting involved.
	We're part of the system.
	Yeah.
	That movie is inditing.
	It's unbelievable that any of this stuff is going on underneath everybody's noses.
	Yeah, especially the Gulen angle.
	I mean, these guys, I don't think they really know what's going on and why he's here and all that.
	And while we're talking about that, Turkey is getting really nasty.
	This is not going well.
	This is really not going well.
	And the fighting in Mosul is getting pretty intense.
	In fact, new Apache helicopters are being sent in because ISIS that is there, which the coalition forces who are advising the Iraqi troops, they want to push them into Syria, is my understanding.
	But these guys are now using kids as human shields, strapping bombs to kids, strapping bombs to dogs, lots of vehicular IEDs.
	Here's a quick report.
	Amnesty International has issued a report claiming men dressed in Iraqi federal police uniforms tortured and killed villagers south of Mosul.
	The group says six people were shot dead.
	It's alleged they were killed after being suspected of having ties to ISIL militants.
	It's the first time since the pro-government force launched its offensive against the ISIL stronghold that Iraqi forces have been implicated in alleged atrocities.
	gunshot About 50,000 Iraqi security forces, Kurdish Peshmerga fighters and Arab militias are involved in the three-week operation to retake the city.
	Meanwhile, there are unverified reports of 150 decapitated corpses having been discovered in a suspected mass grave in the town of Hammam al-Halil, south of Mosul.
	The area was seized from ISIL by Iraqi federal police units last week.
	Hundreds of people have been displaced by the ongoing offensive and are being cared for in hastily erected refugee camps.
	The UN says over 34,000 people have fled in recent weeks, with another 11,000 having escaped Mosul since the Iraqi forces entered the city itself five days ago.
	As we say, shit's getting real, is what we say.
	Well, yeah, none of this is letting up.
	No, no, no.
	I love the well-placed explosion in that report, by the way.
	Ha ha ha.
	I've got to put the photos on Twitter.
	So I'm watching NBC News with Lester Holt.
	Yes.
	And he's in front of the Rockefeller Center in the back.
	And the thing goes bad, green screen shows up.
	Uh-oh.
	He was on green screen?
	Yeah.
	What a putz.
	He was on green screen, and then this green screen, because he was just signing off, goes to black, the green screen.
	Somebody's like, oh, God, we got to get the thing back.
	And they flipped, I guess, the wrong switch or whatever they were using as their mixer.
	They didn't get the background back.
	They got a black background back with his shadow on it.
	It was just...
	So everything is just bull crap.
	Thank you very much.
	He wasn't anywhere near Rockefeller Center.
	He was in a little room with a green screen.
	It's pretty sad when you have to fake walking outside.
	Well, he wasn't...
	I don't even know what to...
	They're right there at Rockefeller Center.
	They can walk outside and do the shot.
	They could do the shot.
	Yeah, I'm sure they could.
	There's a crew outside anyway.
	Shooting the background is crazy.
	Maybe it was too cold for him.
	Looking at the time and the affiliates are a bit anxious, John.
	I think we should take a quick break and thank some people who support the best podcast in the universe, if okay with you.
	Let me...
	I think there may be a good lead-in here.
	I'm looking for it.
	Okay.
	And now for another lead-in.
	Well, let's do the NewsHour botched close.
	NewsHour botched close.
	Yeah.
	On the NewsHour online, right now, our election analysis continues.
	A prominent libertarian...
	All right.
	We'll tell you about that later, because we've got to get off the air.
	All right, later tonight.
	That's the NewsHour for tonight.
	I'm Hari Srinivasan.
	And I'm Judy Woodruff.
	For all of us at the NewsHour, thank you and good night.
	Oh, they had to break for commercials?
	Is that the problem?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	We've got to hit the top of the hour?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we don't do that.
	No.
	People, you are a part of the future.
	This is the model that works.
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	We're gainfully employed, kinda.
	I'm gonna show myself all by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
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	We're on No Agenda.
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	Chuck Redneck Duncan.
	Douchebag!
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	He says, slowest workers I ever hired always listening to No Agenda and they never donate.
	Ha ha ha!
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	Ian Trimble in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
	I think he's got a call out here.
	I like to call it Andre for being a boner and not a donor, and that is also known as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	Janice Kang in Milpitas, California.
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	Baroness Janice, we might want to say.
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	Sorry, yes, I knew that actually.
	Joseph Fonda, $100.
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	Niner, niner, niner, niner.
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	Lance Forrest, $99.99.
	Newport, North Carolina.
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	Simon Nebesnewick.
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	Nebesnewick.
	Could be.
	Norwich.
	Norfolk, Great Britain.
	Happy second birthday from Uncle.
	He's got a birthday call.
	Carla Kruger, 8888.
	In Madrid.
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	There's parts unknown.
	Carla's in parts unknown, and she wants to look at the juice at the end of the show.
	Some other stuff you might want to look at.
	The show was filled already!
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	Okay, well, Carla will do something later.
	No, I'll put it in there, but it's filled.
	Okay, now these are all 8888s.
	These are all congratulatory on show 880 coming up shortly in four shows.
	Antonio Sanchez Godinez in Madrid, Spain, 8888.
	Michael Lamb in London, UK. Got a lot of internationalists here.
	Karl Kruber, there's Godinez, Michael Lam, Sir Dean Bertram in Accra, our buddy in Ghana.
	He's got a birthday coming up.
	We got it on the list.
	Stefan or Steven, crucifilly, crucifilly, crucifilly in Western Australia, 88, 88.
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	Anonymous, Parts Unknown, 8888.
	Trent Wabes in Elwood, Victoria.
	A lot of international people want to hear what we have to say.
	Sarah Gardner in the U.S. somewhere.
	Christopher Gray, no known place.
	David Kelly in Ireland.
	Nice.
	John D. Carney in Alpharetta, Georgia.
	Justin in Australia somewhere.
	Baroness Monica Lansing in Alberta, Canada.
	Sir Daniel of the High Desert.
	Again, W-1-T-E-E-73s.
	Sir Kevin McLaughlin, Locust, North Carolina.
	David Villieu in Concord, California.
	Cyrus Christian in somewhere.
	I don't know why these aren't coming through.
	They just come through from PayPal, but I don't know what the deal is.
	Karen Samuel in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
	Melissa Hodges, I think it's Dame Melissa.
	And again, nobody knows.
	William Hodgson in Palmdale, California.
	And last but not least are skits of Dixie Baron of the Suwannee River.
	There's actually one that came in late, which I kind of closed the spreadsheet.
	Morton Kiernan, also Parts Unknown, who might get mentioned in the next show, but I didn't see him on here.
	Onward, John Knowles.
	No, no, no.
	I think you missed Sir Dwayne Melanson.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Sir Dwayne Melanson, the Archduke of the Pacific Northwest, $88.
	He threw that in.
	Nice.
	So he actually had $880.
	So he has a $888 today, actually.
	Well, he gets a bunch of secretary producers.
	John Knowles, $80.08.
	That means that's the boob's donation.
	One boob.
	Only one boob today.
	Sir Brian Green of Hams, 7373.
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	Double nickels on the dime, also from James Isaac.
	Double nickels on the dime in Wichita, Kansas.
	Timo Teigen in Probstierhagen.
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	In Deutschland, 5454.
	Sir Kevin Payne in Richmond, Virginia.
	Randall Schnedler.
	He's at 52 for my birthday.
	That's nice.
	Thank you.
	I'll take it.
	It just pays off.
	Thank you.
	Beautiful.
	Craig Nosley.
	Nowesley or Nosley in Cumberland, B.C., 5150.
	John Pasifisi, I'm thinking, $50.33 from Tampa, Florida, $50.27 from Keith Novak and Parts Unknown, and the rest of these people, we're going to name and replace $50 donors, starting with Edward Mazurik in Memphis, Tim Abel or Abel in Bergfield, Berkshire, UK, Lucas Lundy, Jason Dostal in the U.S. somewhere, both of them.
	Anonymous.
	David Peet.
	I just want to...
	Jason Dostal is a...
	He says, listen for years, never donated, just want to give him a...
	You've been de-douched.
	Didn't ask for it, but got to do it.
	David Peet in Aubrey, Texas.
	Drew Mochak in El Cerrito, California.
	Right on the street for me.
	Eric Von Marder in Van Nuys, Ashley Blanco, parts unknown.
	She says, no agenda is my safe space.
	Jonathan Meyer in Xenia, Ohio.
	Gene Ablin in Sonora, California.
	Kevin Kozan, somewhere in the U.S. Thomas Cucking in Stokes-on-Trent Staffordshire, U.K. 50 bucks.
	He has a call out for somebody.
	Yeah, I was introduced by the show by my friends Josh and James multiple years ago who remain douchebags!
	Shame on them!
	Jason Deluzio in Shadsford, Pennsylvania, 50.
	Kyle Meyer in Atlanta, Georgia, 50.
	And last but not least, our buddy Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh, North Carolina, 50.
	That concludes our group of producers.
	An outstanding crowd.
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	People should be proud to have helped us on this show, the special on the election.
	And we will continue.
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	Our vow of poverty continues, but we will vow to continue our deconstruction at least for four more years.
	If we stay alive.
	You never know.
	We'll stay alive.
	I sure hope so.
	You may actually get invited to the governor's ball or whatever it is.
	I'm working on it, baby.
	Wouldn't it be great?
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	If you took me as your date, it would be great.
	Well, if you put the high heels on again, I'll consider it.
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	Happy birthday from all your buddies here at the Best Podcast in the Universe.
	Okay, we have a title change.
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	Today is Sir Arthur Gobetz.
	He becomes Baron Hugger of Kitties.
	And we could not be more pleased for him.
	And by the way, thank you to all of the new knights.
	Who posted pictures of their rings and their certificate and their ceiling wax on the tweeters.
	It's great because, you know, that always gets people interested.
	I think it works very well as something that people, what is going on?
	Let me look into this thing.
	What is this no agenda show?
	So continue to do that.
	And we have one, two, three, four of them today.
	So I do need your special blade.
	All right.
	On the podium, please, we need Anonymous.
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	I don't have much time left, but Safeo and Spice, Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay, and mutton and meat are on the table for you.
	Oh, man, ran out of juice there.
	Phew.
	I still have respiratory issues.
	I thought that stuff you were taking.
	Oh no, it's much better.
	It's much better.
	But it's still there.
	You might as well mention what that is again because people keep asking me.
	It's called Clean Lungs.
	You can find it on Amazon.
	What is it?
	Not homeopathic, whatever.
	It's some stuff in a capsule.
	Clean Lungs.
	I'll put the link in the show notes.
	So many people have asked me.
	Yes, Lung Crud coming out.
	Sorry about that.
	All right, where are we at?
	Affiliates getting a little antsy.
	Well, there's one thing, another clip back to the election, since I guess it was the theme today.
	Yeah.
	I want to play this clip, and then I want to ask you who, what podcast actually probably called this, what this guy's about to say, I don't know, months ago when the two of us, you I think may have led this one,
	noted that what we have coming up is Donald Trump as a CEO with a new model for how to govern with a COO by the name of Pence and a government that runs completely different than the dictatorship that we've been through with Obama.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	This is called New Type of Management, and this was on one of the shows, I think this was at PBS, or no, this is Charlie Rose's show with a guy from the Financial Times.
	And I think I want to pick up something that was said earlier, which is very, very important, is we may be looking at a new managerial style for the president.
	Of course, you'll have the showmanship, but people are saying to me, as they've said to others, that Vice President Mike Pence will be a Absolutely critical player, not just in helping Donald Trump with appointments, but also building bridges to Congress.
	So you may see a slightly different kind of presidential style of management and team building.
	Yeah, hallelujah to that.
	Hallelujah.
	Yeah, of course it was the best podcast in the universe.
	I think actually it was you.
	Oh, could be.
	Yeah.
	You talk specifically about the COO. I think Flynn, who I've always liked, I'm sure he'll be director of DNI, but all these guys have important things to say.
	Yeah, and they've got Jeff Sessions in this group.
	We'll see.
	Who I've always liked.
	In fact, I've contacted his office.
	Obviously, this could also all turn to shit, John.
	I mean, there's no doubt about it.
	It could go really wrong.
	I don't think it will.
	It could.
	I don't see the...
	What do they call that?
	The path.
	I don't see the path to poop.
	The path to poop.
	Amy Goodman had a lot to say about this election.
	She wasn't happy at all.
	And of course, this was her main emphasis.
	Let's just play the Amy Goodman right in the middle of this climate change news.
	Oh, climate change news.
	All right.
	In climate news, the World Meteorological Organization said Tuesday the five years from 2011 to 2015 were the hottest on record, with hundreds of thousands of deaths likely due to global warming from human activity.
	The findings were presented in Marrakesh, Morocco, where United Nations climate talks got underway this week.
	The report found human-induced climate change was directly linked to extreme, extreme events, including an East African drought and famine in 2011 that claimed over a quarter million lives.
	Elena Manenkova of the World Meteorological Organization says the Earth's temperature has already risen by one degree Celsius, which is nearing the limit of a 1.5 degree rise set by the Paris Agreement.
	Oops, sorry.
	Yeah, that's just beautiful.
	It just keeps on going.
	And that's another one of those things.
	When you do not, when you're all in, and this is, of course, problematic because people are all in, your children believe that, too.
	And then when they hear that Donald Trump, this is just what's being repeated over and over again, that is good, blessed, by the way.
	Repeat the lie until, you know, until it's truth.
	You know, it's, oh, China made this up, and so it makes him sound like a stupid a-hole.
	And the children think they're actually going to die, right?
	Of course they do.
	Of course they do.
	Well, yes, because the parents think they're going to die.
	Yeah.
	It's just pathetic.
	I don't know what more to...
	We need to purge.
	Purge.
	Well, I will say, I know one thing about the people who support and voted for Donald Trump.
	Every single one of them, I guarantee you, and this is something that should be recognized, If he goes down a wrong path, they will be ready to kick him out.
	I don't think there's going to be an undying loyalty.
	And they will show up with their guns.
	Or whatever.
	I think these are patriotic people.
	The vocal ones, the ones that you think are all crazy.
	But I'm pretty sure if they're not going to be all in, they just won't be.
	That's the faith I have, at least.
	I wouldn't worry too much about that.
	And I also think that there's a lot of people who, you know, if it gets down to, oh, we're really going to take away your LGBT rights, we're going to take away your reproductive rights, hey, you know, I'll be the first one to stand there and protect you that that doesn't happen.
	It's not going to happen.
	It's just fear-mongering to an extreme.
	We are modernizing.
	America is incredibly modern right now.
	We have legal gay marriage in, what is it now, it's over 40 states?
	We have legalized marijuana.
	The whole country for all practical purposes.
	True, true.
	But down to the states.
	You legalize marijuana?
	Yeah, give yourself a little credit here.
	I mean, in Europe, you can't walk around as a gay couple hand in hand.
	You know why?
	Because you get jumped.
	By Muslims?
	I didn't want to say it.
	Ironically.
	Yes, but ironically by Muslims.
	Absolutely.
	Weed?
	Forget about it.
	Amsterdam?
	It's going to end.
	It's going to end because it has to be harmonized with all of the EU. There's not going to be any more weed.
	We're in a good spot.
	That I feel really good about.
	You've already taken the mushrooms away.
	Yeah, the mushrooms.
	I've never done mushrooms in my life.
	That's not for me.
	I still gotta do that creative.
	How do you know if you've never done it?
	I don't know.
	I don't like ingesting.
	I don't want to puke.
	You don't like ingesting, but you don't mind smoking.
	I have ametophobia.
	Which is a form of ingestion, by the way.
	I have ametophobia.
	Look it up.
	I know what it means.
	Okay, let's try this.
	This is, oh, let's get back to the Middle East.
	This is the Jordan to Lebanon.
	A lot of people aren't reporting this, but the RT, I believe, is.
	They are setting the oil wells on fire and nobody's reporting it.
	Sandell tonight, Clayton, thanks.
	Overseas tonight in growing questions.
	What?
	This is ABC with David Muir.
	Sandell tonight, Clayton, thanks.
	Overseas tonight and growing questions about three American service members killed while on a training mission in Jordan.
	The Pentagon says they were shot in their vehicles while approaching the gate of a Jordanian military base.
	Investigators are looking at whether the incident may have been a misunderstanding.
	And dramatic images coming in from Iraq tonight in the fight against ISIS. Militant fighters setting more than a dozen oil wells on fire just south of Mosul.
	Thick clouds of toxic black smoke filling the sky, blocking out the sun.
	Thousands of families affected by the flame struggling to breathe.
	Iraqi troops backed by the U.S. are battling to free the city from ISIS control.
	Now, this oil well thing, even though it was on ABC. I didn't know about that, about the oil wells.
	It has not been played up.
	I mean, when the Kuwaitis had their little skirmish with Iraq and George H.W. Bush went in there to clean things up, they did the same thing.
	The Iraqis set all these oil wells on fire, and it took us like six months to put these things out.
	They had to call in Red Adair.
	I know.
	Red Adair, who's dead now, so he can't do anything about this, I believe.
	But it was him, didn't they?
	They did call him in.
	Yes, it was Red Adair.
	They made a movie that they showed on IMAX about it, which I, one of the movies I actually watched.
	I saw that.
	That was fantastic.
	Yes, it was a huge, it was very fantastic.
	It's like you were in, you were like on the ground.
	And you were on fire.
	You were on fire.
	On fire.
	It was a great movie.
	So that's going on, and nobody's saying anything about that.
	What a disaster that is, because we're the ones trying to free Mosul while letting Aleppo go to crap.
	And so that's kind of the wrong narrative, because we've got the Russians involved.
	This is the thing that hopefully will make a difference.
	I don't know whether the millennial kids know it or not, but being enemies with Russia...
	For no really good reason except for the fact that they took Crimea and they did that only to protect their own interests because we had gone in there, as we've talked about in the show a million times, and it caused a revolution.
	We are the aggressors.
	We, the a-hole Americans.
	We did that.
	Yes, we're the ones who went into the Ukraine and had them change their government just to screw over the Russians.
	It's Ukraine, not the Ukraine, but yeah.
	I said the Ukraine, I'm an idiot.
	It's Ukraine, you're right.
	And, lest us not forget...
	Victoria Nuland.
	Victoria Nuland, exactly.
	While I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say.
	If you want to cry about something, people cry about how we do that kind of stuff.
	Hmm.
	Right, and for what?
	A pipeline?
	Seems to be the only thing.
	For globalist interests.
	It's for globalist interests.
	We have a sovereign nation.
	Now, I didn't get to it.
	I promised I would, but I didn't get to the woman who wrote the book, Whose Trade Organization, WTO, came out in 2004.
	It's available on Amazon.
	I'd recommend it to anyone, or even her shorter works, this woman, who I have her name somewhere.
	Anyway, she...
	I've dissected both the WTO and NAFTA. Both of them have sovereignty-busting rules in them.
	In other words, if they agree, if the group that runs the WTO agrees that you can't do this, you can't have this law, that's a law in the United States, endangered species laws have been overturned by the WTO, the laws that we as a sovereign nation have put in place.
	Then they go after you, and they sue you, and they fine you, and they do all these things.
	You have to conform to their supranational orders.
	This is a one-world government process, and this is one of them.
	The WTO and NAFTA both have these provisions.
	And if you remember during years ago, and I'm always wondering what happened, how did Soros derail this movement?
	There was a huge...
	Riot in Seattle over the WTO. Oh crap!
	Yes, of course.
	And they turned the sound cannons.
	What happened to those people?
	They're deaf.
	What happened to those people?
	You don't hear anything anymore about what they were complaining about.
	And what they were complaining about was largely the WTO ruining the world.
	I mean, it's just in the interest of a few elites.
	So this is a good question.
	Now this was, how long ago was that?
	Five years ago?
	Six years ago?
	It was longer than that.
	It was a while ago.
	Let me look it up.
	I'll do the book of knowledge.
	Okay, I'll play the jam.
	That is a good question, because these were, now there were also a lot of agent provocateurs, as we realized.
	But...
	That is a good question.
	So are these now the young professionals?
	Or are they so in debt with student loans that they can't even care anymore?
	Yeah, but they've imprisoned them essentially with student loans.
	1999.
	Damn.
	That long ago, huh?
	So in 1999, the guys who had a clue were protesting the WTO in Seattle.
	There were some other protesters.
	They quashed them?
	Saddled them with student loans and everybody in between with student loans so they were slaves, enslaved by student loans.
	And now what do we have?
	We have people crying and asking for safe spaces.
	Are you kidding me?
	Where's the guys that were at the WTO protest?
	Whatever happened to all those people?
	That's a great question.
	Well, it's not a great question.
	No, you're right.
	It's not a great question.
	True.
	But it is a question worth looking into, and I would remind people that there were, at some point, young people that had a clue about world affairs as opposed to just wanting safe spaces and then bitching about racism.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Anyway, that was...
	To wrap it up, I'm very excited about the coming four years.
	Mainly just because of something different, just a different approach.
	I love that.
	And you can trust that the best podcast in the universe will be on it all.
	Will be on it all.
	And there will be issues with the administration.
	And we'll see if they're going to have a media mouthpiece.
	Don't think that it's going to be Fox.
	Don't think that automatically.
	I think the guy they should get is John Dickerson.
	Who's John Dickerson?
	He's the guy on Face the Nation.
	He's that blonde-haired guy that's very soft-spoken.
	And I'm convinced that he is a Trump supporter.
	I could be wrong.
	But I think he might be.
	And I say this because he was on a lot of the shows on CBS. He's on CBS, which is a CIA broadcasting system.
	He was on there doing very good explanations, and he was getting a lot of promotion.
	He ended up being on the Charlie Rose show, too, on PBS. And he's very sensible, calm.
	He has a nice style.
	He'd be a great press guy.
	Press secretary?
	Somebody.
	The spokeswoman?
	I think, you know what?
	I think we've discussed this before.
	Why wouldn't Trump just go out himself?
	I think he's just going to go out there and do it himself.
	Why?
	He doesn't need a spokeswoman.
	I don't think he'll have it.
	I think he's going to notice he doesn't have enough time.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Well, we don't have to do it every day.
	No, I think he'll go out more than Obama did.
	Oh, for sure.
	And he'll probably go to Congress maybe once in a while.
	Visit the Hill.
	Crazy idea.
	All right.
	We should wrap this up.
	Okay.
	Well, John, are you excited?
	No.
	No.
	There you go, ladies and gentlemen.
	I'm excited for the show.
	Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	Yeah, there's Buzzkill.
	Not excited.
	Not excited.
	Alright, we have a nice little wrap-up of clips.
	Thanks to Danny Luce, UKPMX, and a cast of thousands.
	Bill Walsh with the Ants song.
	Gotta play it again, people.
	Ants.
	Ants.
	So, your guardians of reality will be on the case for you 24-7.
	Thank you for supporting us.
	Remember, we have another show coming up on Sunday.
	You can support us at Dvorak.org slash NA and support us with your information, your backgrounds, your clips, whatever you got.
	We love it all.
	We're doing it together.
	And coming to you from the Crackpot Condo and the skyscraper here in downtown Austin, you'll find us on FEMA Region 6 in the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where Plato say, man who grab many pussy eventually get to be top cat.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	Beautiful.
	We'll be back on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
	And adios, mofos.
	Thank you.
	Thank you so very much for being here.
	And I love you all too.
	Last night, I congratulated Donald Trump.
	This is not the outcome we wanted.
	And I'm sorry that we did not win this election.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	This is not the outcome we wanted.
	We did not win this election, and I'm sorry.
	I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans.
	I'm sorry.
	We did not win this election.
	It has to be a joke!
	I cannot believe this is happening!
	I'm literally about to fucking kill myself and I'm not kidding!
	You better fucking fix this shit right now!
	I literally am gonna die!
	I need an ambulance!
	I can't believe it!
	I got ants.
	I got ants.
	I don't know if you had ants.
	We had ant invasion.
	I was thinking if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to a powder like a fine grind of black pepper, we were having dinner and I got an ant somehow in the meal and I ate it.
	These things are peppery.
	I got ants.
	These ants, they don't need a lot.
	And then you just see, you find all the ones that are roaming around you.
	Although I backed them off by doing the burning trick.
	Just torch them.
	And you leave them there.
	The only ant, there are occasional moments where there's an ant that you do not torch, and that's an ant that's carrying one of the dead ants back.
	I got ants.
	I got ants. - Ants.
	Oh my gosh!
	Can you see that, June?
	I was judging you for that shit.
	It could be up to the internet.
	And everyone has access to that.
	Even our parents.
	Vocal fry, please.
	Yeah, we need lots more vocal fry.
	It's up to that.
	Even our parents.
	But judging you for that shit.
	Uh-oh.
	Who knows you?
	You just look.
	You catch up.
	Uh-oh.
	Who knows?
	You just look.
	She's also gratuitous.
	Not a good, not a, not a.
	She's a good dancer.
	She's a good dancer.
	I don't know.
	Well, I don't know.
	Also, she's a good dancer.
	She's judging you for all the places.
	Who knows you?
	You just look.
	So gratuitous.
	You just got a good dancer.
	She's a good dancer.
	You just look.
	You catch up.
	You can just look.
	You get up.
	Who knows the internet.
	It could be on the internet.
	You know, you can look.
	Look at what there's one.
	Look at what the internet.
	That's more than.
	I mean.
	You know, you can look it up.
	Look at what everyone has.
	And every, and every.
	You know, you can look it up.
	It's one thing.
	You can look it up.
	Look it up.
	It's just somebody voted.
	You can.
	You catch up.
	What?
	This country.
	Oh, really?
	Because I looked it up and you didn't vote.
	Um.
	Unnecessary.
	Which is kind of.
	You know, it's like.
	Or you can look shit.
	Orange sexually assaulting Godzilla.
	Who started a fake cop.
	You know, it's like.
	There's a subtext.
	And all this is a kind of.
	I think I'm actually here to tell you about.
	Well, this is a kind of.
	I've got a subtext.
	And all.
	I want that for you.
	Go to that show.
	You got to.
	Go to that show.
	Go to that show.
	Hillary.
	Vote for Hillary.
	Don't be crazy.
	Sense of meaning.
	Meaningless.
	Yes.
	Because that's what it is.
	Yes.
	That's.
	That's an.
	It is one thing.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Come on!
	But this guy?
	Loud mouth, basically. Come on. Come on, Jack. Come on. Loud mouth, basically. Come on,
	Jack. Come on. Come Jack. Come on. Come on, Jack. Come on. Loud mouth, basically. Come on, Jack. Come on. Come on.
	But this guy...
	Loud mouth dick, basically.
	Come on, come on.
	I'm going to bomb, bomb.
	I'm going to bomb, bomb the shit out of them.
	I'm going to bomb, bomb.
	I'm going to bomb.
	Now you're talking about snakeies, dirty dudes, underhanded people.
	Underhanded people.
	Underhanded people.
	Now you're talking about snakeies, dirty dudes, underhanded people.
	Now you're talking about snakeies, dirty dudes, I'm going to bomb the shit out of them.
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	They've got to be stopped.
	I'm going to bomb the shit out of them.
	Amen.
	Fist bump.
	Adios, mofo.
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