This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation media assassination, episode 858.
This is no agenda.
Drinking the green goo and broadcasting live from the capital of the Drone Star State here in Austin Tejas, FEMA Region 6.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I've got a duck call...
I'm John C. Dvorak.
You know, my openings are never as good as yours.
Well, I practiced this from a very young age, back in the days when I was on the radio in the Netherlands.
There was a guy before my show, Fritz Spitz.
Fritz Spitz, a university professor turned top 40 DJ. What?
He was a professor, and he turned top 40 DJ. It was great!
And every day he'd do a show between 6 and 7, and at 6 o'clock, yeah, 6 and 7, and he'd listen to the 2 Minute News Report just before his show, and he'd always have an opening line that played into something, and he always had, because he was a professor in Dutch language, he always had some really cool take on it, and I Pretty much stole the idea from him.
I'm not as good as he is.
And he had double entendres, which I can't do.
Well, they're still good, whatever it is that you are thinking.
I'm not sure.
I'd have to have heard this guy, and I'd have to be able to speak Dutch.
You'll just have to take it from me.
I do have the duck call.
I'm happy you do.
So, I think, and I used the word so at the beginning of the sentence.
Yes, yes, you did.
Because I believe that we have both watched the disgusting videos.
And I want to comment on the...
This is the Cleveland cough you're talking about.
I don't know about...
Why is it called the Cleveland cough?
Because it happened in Cleveland.
She never was in Cleveland.
Yes, she was.
She was in...
Oh, sorry, you're right.
She was in Ohio, right?
Not in Cleveland?
I don't think so.
I think she was in...
Yes, she was in Cleveland.
I have...
When she started coughing?
Hold on a second.
I have it here.
Let's see.
There you go.
Hey, Cleveland.
Well, that goes to Cleveland.
I guess, yeah, okay.
Well, here's the thing.
So she had this coughing fit.
And this has been, you know, clipped and memed.
There's been a bunch of them.
And the last one was a two-minute job.
But I'm still kind of annoyed that there was a following coughing fit that took place on the airplane.
Well, hold on.
The actual coughing fit in Cleveland was four and a half minutes.
You've not seen the full thing.
And I believe there's no agenda.
Maybe not right now, but we should at least play this whole thing because it is unbelievable.
And it's not just the coughing.
She can't talk.
I don't know if you want to do that up front or if you want to do it later.
It's really sad.
I'm sad for her.
This woman is not well.
I agree, and I don't feel good about it either.
Do you want to play it?
The one that took place on the airplane is the one that kind of...
Because there was all these media people, and there was a photo that was going around of them all, like, in awe of her.
Yeah.
It was a great photo.
And it's on the Twitter.
Let's just play this, John.
We can talk through it.
Oh, yeah, let's talk while she's coughing.
Here we go.
Hey, Cleveland!
And there are a couple of things happening in this video which are interesting in the background.
Happy, happy Labor Day!
Okay.
Okay, so this is the four-minute one that took place on Labor Day.
When we were trying to figure out where we could be, we all said, let's go to Cleveland!
Oh, she's hilarious.
Yeah.
And I want to thank Congresswoman Marsha Fudge for hosting us.
Here it comes.
And meanwhile, Kane is in the background, and he's just, you know, looking concerned.
He's trying to laugh everything off, and this is not going well here.
But listen to her voice.
That's worse than the coughing.
Is this the Donald Trump line?
What's that?
I don't think about Trump, I get allergic.
I've only seen the beginning of this.
I don't think anyone's played the whole four minutes.
That's why, but hold on a second.
She says allergies, and she'll refer to that again later on.
The pollen count in Cleveland, I looked it up, On Labor Day.
Was all systems green.
I have it here.
This is from, what is this?
The local TV station always has that.
You know, always has the pollen count.
Yeah, completely green for that day.
So, okay.
Maybe she really is allergic to Donald Trump.
It could be the Trump cologne.
We have 63 days to go.
Oh, God.
I feel so bad.
Now everyone's like cheering.
I think someone handed her something.
They're cheering her on.
Come on, girl.
You can do it.
You can talk.
Come on.
I know you can do it.
Now she's given something in her hand.
She puts it down on the lectern.
Okay, she's going to try to speak again.
Here we go.
Well, thank you.
Yes, but this is so bad.
Hitting her chest.
Whoa.
Oh And when she made that Trump comment came jumped up and was like wait Well, you just heard the next vice president, didn't you?
What did she say there?
She said, you just heard the next vice president there, didn't you?
She's talking about the phlegm?
No, she's talking about Cain, who came right before her.
Well, you just heard the next vice president, didn't you?
Oh, man.
This is not okay.
She can't breathe.
She's having trouble breathing.
In addition to thanking Marsha Fudge, so thank your great senator, Sherrod Brown.
Now...
Excuse me.
Oh, man.
Also...
Two other great members of Congress, Tim Ryan and Joyce Katie.
Now she thinks she has it back, and she's going to inhale, and then she's going to go into it again.
It's breathing at this point.
and your mayor, thanks to Mayor Jackson.
And I hope, I hope that Ohio will send Ted Strickland to the Senate.
What an endorsement.
Hey, thanks.
Thanks for the endorsement, Hillary.
That's an ISO. I'll ISO it later.
Behind me are some of the great labor leaders of our country.
Oh, boy.
Randy Weingarten.
Nobody played this.
No, of course not.
This is why we do it.
Rich Trumka.
I'm proud to be on the same stage with them.
Oh, another ISO. Because they're always fighting for working families.
Oh, I'm crying almost.
And at this point, she's going to grab a glass of water, and this is what people have probably seen.
If not, it's in the show notes, 858.noagendanotes.com.
She takes the glass to her lips and then spews this green goo into the glass, which I believe is probably a lozenge or something.
But then she drinks it, and that's the part that is odd.
Did you see that?
That's how she reproduces.
Well, I have something else.
I get over my allergic reaction.
No, there was no pollen that day.
Let me say that we're here in part because...
We know how important this election is to Ohio.
Thirty seconds left.
It's not just, as Tim said, that Ohio is one of those battleground states you hear about every four years.
It's that Ohio represents everything that's great about America and all of the challenges and the opportunities that we face.
There you go.
That's why this election is critical to every person in this state.
And what I want to emphasize is I know we can't face our problems alone.
We have to work together.
We believe we are stronger together.
It's bad.
Well, after this coughing fit, she had another one on the airplane.
I've only seen one report of it.
And it was right during her press conference, or I don't know what you want to call it.
But she was just standing in there talking to the reporters and not really answering questions, but kind of talking about how great everything is and then take a softball or two.
Because you always get the impression they weren't going to say anything in the airplane rather than risking getting kicked off.
And right in the middle of that, she had one of these fits and she had to go back toward the front.
Let's stop for a second about this green goo.
Yeah.
You saw this, right?
Yeah.
Right?
And I said, right?
Right?
Yeah, right?
So, now there's a couple of things.
I mean, it didn't look like phlegm.
I mean, that was just too much.
I think she just spit whatever was in her mouth that she was probably choking on.
You know, some substance that became green.
I think lozenge may be an adequate explanation.
However...
She definitely spit it out.
However, I will say...
Revelation 16, 13.
And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
So two more to come.
You know, it's all metaphors in the Bible.
So frogs are just green goo.
Frogs is green goo.
That's what it meant.
So I think...
We can probably...
I don't know if she's the dragon, the beast, or the false prophet.
We're all three, maybe.
Well, okay.
Yeah, it's possible.
It's possible.
Do you have anything more on this?
Because I do have what I think is possibly the reason why this is happening to her.
I have nothing else on it.
I just had a couple of one-liners and pretty much nothing to add to the discussion.
You had the long clip, which I think was great.
I'm sure there was a long version of the clip of her in the airplane, too.
Yeah, I didn't have that one.
Which I think was her last coughing fit.
I did notice something, though, with her in the airplane.
Where did she get this airplane all of a sudden?
It looks like an old Continental...
Well, I'm sorry, United.
Looks like a United aircraft.
You can only see the, you don't see the front, so I don't know if it's, you know, if she has it all tricked out.
I don't think so.
Oh, no, it's all painted with the Hillary logo on the tail.
Yeah, the outside, but not the inside.
This is from the DNC. This is from the DNC. I didn't know they had a big plane like that.
No, they rent it.
No, they rent it, of course.
They rent it.
They paint it, they rent it, and then, you know, it goes to...
The paint job costs...
You know, but it costs to paint an airplane.
Very expensive.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know.
A million plus.
No, it's not a million plus.
A billion.
A billion dollars, I'm telling you.
It's crazy.
It's a lot of money, though.
It's like, I think it's like 30 grand or something.
Hey, I did find the reason why this is happening to her.
Okay, go.
These health reasons.
I'm always looking at all the people on YouTube and everywhere on the webs, the interwebs, and I think I found what is happening.
This seems like a very, very obvious...
A conclusion that if this is taking place, she's going to get ill and start coughing.
All right, YouTube, it's time to reveal some of my occult practice, and I'm not by far the only one doing this.
It involves the ham radio guy.
No, it's not the ham.
It sounds a bit like him.
No, this is a guy with really long hair.
He's got his shirt open, unbuttoned, his bare chest, and he's doing his...
Yeah, well, you have to stop now and play the ham radio guy real quick and then cut back to this and tell me what it sounds like.
Okay.
I think you may be disappointed when you really hear him.
Hold on.
What is it?
Ham Radio.
Wasn't that it?
Ham Radio.
Hey.
Hmm.
Why can't I find it now?
Oh, here we go.
Ham's.
Perfect.
Now, here we have Ham Radio, guys.
Ham Radio is the public service network of last resort.
When the apocalypse comes, we're the guys who are going to save the world, right?
All right, YouTube, it's time to reveal some of my occult practice.
A little bit.
I'm not by far the old...
Right?
He doesn't say right.
...only one doing this.
It involves literally tens of thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of participants, some of which are aware of what's happening, many of which are not.
And that's the mimetic and occult attacks upon Hillary Clinton that are driving her health downhill, that are slowly degrading her fluency in speech, that are making people less receptive towards her message, making her sound more boring.
Here's a person who not that long ago really carried herself with a much greater degree of charisma than in the last six months or so.
Even at the beginning of the Democratic primaries, most of the degradation of Clinton that you see now, I'm not talking about, oh, well, her support.
That happens.
There are fluctuations within politics.
But the degradation of her speaking abilities, of her health, of people's perception of her is partially related to occultism.
Not completely.
Some of it's just organic politics.
It's the way that things operate.
But it's being aided by memetics, especially in Twain with occultism.
For example, I'll use my own practice.
I've been attacking Hillary Clinton with magic.
Yeah, absolutely.
She's cursed.
She's hexed.
Bound.
whatever you want to call it.
Hillary Clinton has people that support her that are on her teams that deal with memetics.
Ted Cruz famously was directly partnered with a man who ran applied memetics.
Now, you may think that this is all just a bunch of geeky shit on the internet.
Maybe.
But those viral memes affect people's psychologies on a profound level.
On memetics, practically, on an organic basis, completely screws herself and literally starts guzzling down the poison of hexes and curses that are being flung every which way by tens of thousands of people, myself included.
And all of these negative things begin to affect her.
that is not completely coincidental a person can believe it is but people's psychologies are affected by things even the course of events insofar as they just involve humans and human timelines are affected by these things you get some story that goes completely apeshit viral and it can delay other news stories they will the media will hold them back it can delay press conferences it can delay meetings it can delay flights it has real world implications this is not a joke.
No!
No!
I like that guy.
Wow.
Wow is right.
Possible.
Anything's possible.
Anything's possible.
It could be the power of prayer.
A lot of Christian churches are agreeing, you know, there's this thought among certain...
Fundamentalists that two people agree in a prayer and then it will happen.
And there's a lot more than two after Hillary in that group.
So you never know.
Since we're on...
Could be a metaphysical thing.
Could be.
Yep, yep, yep.
Wishful thinking.
Since we're on Clinton.
Now there were two television events.
CNN had two profiles...
When was that?
Tuesday, I think, or Monday.
It was both called, subtitle, like, you know, The Essential.
The Essential Hillary Clinton, The Essential Donald Trump.
Hillary Clinton's profile piece was first, it was called Unfinished Business, The Essential Hillary Clinton.
And then Trump was All Business, The Essential Donald Trump.
And it was not really...
Was that the CNN thing or was that the ABC thing?
This was CNN. It was two hour-long specials after each other.
And Trump didn't participate in this.
His kids did.
And it was kind of interesting.
He knows what's going on.
Not so much what was in the piece about Clinton, but what was omitted was her falling down accident.
They went to a commercial break in the timeline, came back, and there was no mention of her concussion, her blood clot, or any of that.
That was not in the piece.
Although, 50% of the piece was all about how she was important in college.
And I have to tell you, just looking at it, I'm like, no, she seems pretty cool.
Although, probably around the time Jennifer Flowers entered the picture, I think she just became so mad at politics, possibly at men, that she said, you know what, I'm going to play this game and screw them.
And Billy Boy, of course, he's a bad boy.
So he's got all kinds of shenanigans.
And it probably all started there, and she just went, okay, I'm just going to...
She ran his comeback kid campaign in Arkansas.
She knows how to do this in the old traditional way.
Yeah.
I actually had just a teeny weeny bit of compassion maybe just watching.
She seems okay.
In fact, I picked up this little ditty.
I always like it when she jokes about whether she's human or not.
That had been...
There, but suppressed because you had to get up every day, do 10 events, travel a thousand miles.
Now, this is about her meltdown in 2008.
Remember when she became really emotional and that kind of tanked her campaign at that point?
She was in some coffee shop or something, and that was really the emotional moment.
Just because you had to get up every day, do ten events, travel a thousand miles.
It just came flooding out.
I can imagine that was liberating.
It was surprising.
Liberating?
Well, you know, you're human, and we all have emotions.
Oh, don't tell anybody.
That's one of the best-kept secrets.
Again, joking about being human or not.
I'm always joking about it.
Yeah, that is funny.
And then, let me see, this is the only kind of, it's just a short clip, but the only little bit they put in there showing how she speaks privately one way and to the public another way.
Publicly, the Obama administration said what happened was the result of spontaneous protests.
Today, we bring home four Americans...
Privately, Clinton referred to the assault as a, quote, planned attack.
Ah, there she is with her privately and publicly discrepancies.
That was about the only thing that was negative.
And Trump, you know, Trump is all about his business.
Very little about his college.
His education, you know, just mentioned it, ancillary.
So it wasn't really a fair comparison.
Well, CNN. I don't think it was meant to be that way either.
It was okay, but they were both nice.
Now, yesterday on NBC, we had the big commander-in-chief, what we call it, town hall between the two.
Yeah.
And this was interesting for a number of reasons.
I'll stick with Clinton for a moment.
And she came up with a new excuse, which I thought was pretty interesting, for her emails.
So first it was, I did not send or receive.
There was nothing there marked classified.
And now we know that they were marked classified, at least with a small c in parentheses.
And now the story changes a little bit based on a question that came from the audience.
No, no, you have to understand, it's not about...
It being marked classified, it's about the header that marks it classified.
Matt, first of all, as I have said repeatedly, it was a mistake to have a personal account.
The real question is the handling of classified material, which is, I think, what the implication of your question was.
Classified material has a header which says top secret, secret, confidential, nothing.
And I will repeat this, and this is verified in the report.
This is very interesting she says this because it is verified by it not being in the report.
You see?
Because I went back and looked at the report.
She is a tricky dick.
She's astonishing.
And she continues with the lie.
She figures that, well, you know, I'm all right this deep already.
I might as well just keep saying the same thing over and over.
And now she's coming up with this new thing about the header.
And nothing was marked that way, even though it's kind of beside the point.
And then she also, if you notice at the very beginning of this thing, when she starts to answer the question, she says, well, the real question is...
Oh, let me listen to that again.
We've talked about it a million times, and here it is again.
Matt, first of all, as I have said repeatedly, it was a mistake to have a personal account.
The real question is...
Ah, yes, very good.
The real question is...
No, and that's not the real question.
The real question is the one I asked.
Let's listen to this thing.
It's 20 seconds.
The handling of classified material, which is, I think, what the implication of your question was.
Classified material has a header which says top secret, secret, confidential.
Nothing.
And I will repeat this, and this is verified in the report by the Department of Justice.
None of the emails sent or received by me had such a header.
Ah, they did not have such a header.
Well, this is important, and I found the deconstruction from some guest on Megyn Kelly's show, which...
It will be very important if any investigation ever continues.
Now she comes up with a new excuse.
There was nothing with a classified header.
That all classified information has a header.
First of all, that's not true.
And the law says she is required to protect classified information whether marked or unmarked.
The FBI director said she should have known.
But second, if there were classified information on her server without any headers, how did it get there?
The way it got there was that she and her staff took the headers off.
Classified information can't just appear.
It has to be entered in.
The two systems, the classified email system and the unclass, are not connected.
So somebody, she or somebody on her staff, put classified information onto an email without a header, which is a violation of the law, and she's using that as a defense.
It's unbelievable.
And that's Huma, probably.
It's exactly what happened.
It makes total sense.
Which, of course, keeps her safe.
Or it could be Cheryl Mills.
She looks like the type.
You know, someone sent me an email and said, no, no, this is the...
Although she probably didn't do this with the email.
That name that was redacted...
Where is it?
It was Patrick Kennedy, I think, or something.
No, no, no.
It was another woman.
The current...
Let me find.
We've got to look at this woman.
This is the ambassador to Jordan.
Let me get her name for a second.
Her name is...
Yes, here it is.
Alice Wells.
This is the person we need to be looking at.
So Alice Wells was very, very, very well connected.
Let me see.
I need to...
I want the...
Where's her wiki page?
Alice Wells.
Here it is.
Alice Wells.
Got it.
So listen to this.
She was born in Beirut.
Our father-time U.S. Army officer, this is, he was, she's like 60, she's from 60, she's from 69, I think.
Here it is.
Career.
Career member of the U.S. Foreign Service.
Served as political officer and political military officer in the U.S. Embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, as well as political and economic officer at the U.S. Embassy in Tajikistan.
She was acting director of Egypt and North African Affairs in the Bureau of Near Eastern Affairs from 2003 to 2005.
Served as minister counselor for political affairs at the U.S. Embassy in Moscow.
Director of Maghreb Affairs.
Also served as executive assistant to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from 2012.
2011-2012.
Undersecretary from 2009-2011.
Assessor at the Foreign Service Board of Examiners, whatever that is.
Special Assistant to the President for Russia and Central Asia, 2012-2013.
And then she was nominated to U.S. Ambassador to Jordan.
And she was the one that announced a $1.2 billion assistance package...
This year, to Jordan, as a part of the 2016 budget bill, she's very, very, very connected.
And I believe her name is the one that has been taken off some of these emails.
Alice Wells.
So we need to keep our eye on her.
She has a Hillary look.
Oh, yeah.
A clone of Hillary's.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
And then Hillary said something very interesting in following on about the email headers.
Maybe I'm hearing it wrong.
I want you to listen to it.
Tell me what you hear.
As long as it's not played backwards.
Isn't that very funny?
Director Comey also said this after reviewing all the information.
He said, there is evidence to support a conclusion that any reasonable person in Secretary Clinton's position should have known that an unclassified system was no place for that conversation.
Well, Matt, I disrespectfully point to the hundreds.
Now, did she say, I disrespectfully point to, or did she say, I just respectfully point to?
I think she said, I disrespectfully.
That's what I heard.
I listened to it several times today.
Tighten it up and play it again so we can see if that's what she said.
Well, Matt, I disrespectfully point to the hundreds of experienced foreign policy experts.
Okay, stop.
Now, if you look at the sentence with the word just, I just respectfully, that doesn't make any sense.
Well, I mean, a lot of people who talk don't make sense.
Well, I guess you could just be slabbering words together, but I just respectfully, it's just, I just respectfully is not, what kind of a sentence is that?
I disrespectfully...
I disrespectfully...
Let's listen to it one more time.
Well, Matt, I disrespectfully point to the hundreds of experienced foreign policy...
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt.
I think she meant...
What she was going to do then, the way the sentence would go...
Would be, I just...
Take the word respectfully out.
Is a complete sentence.
I think she just threw it in, perhaps as a throwaway.
I just want to do this.
I just respectfully want to do this.
So I think it was a toss away and I think that would make sense if that's the case and we'll go with it.
I'm not going to read too much into it.
Because disrespectfully doesn't make any sense either as a stupid...
No, she's not going to say that.
But it's funny.
Hell yeah.
That's what we do on this show.
Look for little bitty things.
In the Trump version of this, and you can say a lot about either of these, there is some video going around that shows Hillary Clinton with, it looks like she's doing this commander thing, commander in chief thing, with an earpiece in.
Now you look at the video, it really does look like an earpiece.
A very, very small earpiece in her left ear.
There's a couple of shots, of course, on the internet.
This has been slowed down.
Like an earwig?
One of those things you get pushed down the canal?
It's like a small disc.
A very small disc in the...
That's just right in her ear.
Now, of course, it's all conspiracy theory.
However, if we go back to George Bush...
Well, let me give you something.
Okay.
If we go back to the WikiLeaks email archive, the email ID 14039, from Huma2H, one line in the email.
This is from September 24th, 2009.
Did you take your earpiece or do I need to get it?
Okay.
Now, this is before the so-called accident.
So I don't know if this is, if it's an IFB maybe, could be.
I mean, there's no context around it.
I mean, you can have, I mean, I have a custom fit.
I've had my, yeah, custom fit.
Yeah, you carry it around if you think you're going to do television.
I mean, if you're doing CNN or anything like that, for example, 90% of the time you're going to be alone by yourself in a studio.
Mm-hmm.
And sometimes even a robot camera.
I'd have to have her calendar next to me to be able to find that.
And if you have the earpiece, your own earpiece, you don't have to put one of these, even though they give you brand new ones, but they're the ones that keep popping out.
Yeah.
You see people on there, oh, the earpiece keeps popping out because they haven't got their own custom fitted one.
Right.
And so it would make sense that she'd have one of those.
Yeah.
Probably for CNN or something like that.
Yeah, it could be.
But I don't know.
I don't know exactly what that was about.
But if you look at the video, it does seem like she has something in her ear.
It could just be an amplifier.
Although, I don't know.
It may look pretty small.
I think she's hard of hearing.
Huh?
What Dame Angela from Nevada found for us was the email I was looking for.
Now, this is the...
The email that Hillary was, she was handed her BlackBerry by Uma in a television interview, and this is what happened.
So, I mean, that is the land of unconfirmed videos.
We came, we saw, we died.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Die!
Die, die, die!
So, here it is.
October 19th.
October 20th, 2011, 12.24pm fits completely with the timeline and the interview from, of course, Sidney Blumenthal.
There you go.
I mean, he seems to be like her brain.
So, Sidney Blumenthal sends a note to Hillary, and sources with direct access to the Libyan National Transitional Council, as well as at the highest levels of European governments and Western Intelligence Security Service, say, late on the day, October 20th, the interim president of Libya, Mustafa, Abdel Jalil, received reports stating that former Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi has been killed during fighting in the city.
So that is factual.
She did receive an email, and that's what it said, and that's what she responded to.
Handed to her, and so then she gloated about it.
Yes.
Yeah, she sure did.
Now Trump got trapped.
This was very funny.
Not really funny, interesting to watch.
They set a trap for him at NBC. How are we with NBC on the leaner report?
Where are they?
NBC, because of its earlier connections to General Electric, I think it's still 49% shareholders.
NBC has always been all in for any Democrat.
They will go after any Republican, and I believe it has to do with defense...
Defense spending or something that has to do with General Electric.
GE aircraft engines and stuff like that.
Yeah, the big engines.
They're way over the top with this.
In fact, I think it's a humiliation for anyone who thinks they're an objective journalist working for that operation.
And of course, MSNBC reflects that probably better than NBC does.
If you want to learn more about that, you can go to leanerreport.com and take a look at that.
So they set a trap for Trump.
It was a good one.
All the operatives were in place.
These things, as we know, are rehearsed, including the questions.
There's no mistake in what's going to happen in these issues.
Trump was prepared for the question because, of course, it was rehearsed.
So he knew the question was coming, but he was not prepared for the trap.
Kind of prepared, but no, not really.
Here it is, the setup and the capture.
Donald Day here, who served as a radio operator in the Marine Corps in the Vietnam era.
He had tours of duty in Southeast Asia and in Europe.
He's also a Democrat.
Important, he's also a Democrat, Democratic operative.
Has this question for you.
Mr.
Trump, I have a daughter who is interested in joining the service.
But when she researched the military, she saw the stats on sexual assault and decided not to go.
I have a concern about the rape of women in our armed forces.
As president, what specifically would you do to support all victims of...
Assault in the military.
It's a great question and it's a massive problem.
The numbers are staggering, hard to believe even.
But we're gonna have to run it very tight.
Obviously he was prepared for the question.
I don't think it should be outside of the military.
But wait, Matt Lauer is gonna spring the trap on him.
Very hard on that and your daughter is absolutely right.
It is a massive problem.
But we have to do something about that problem, and the best thing we can do is set up a court system within the military.
Right now, the court system practically doesn't exist.
It takes too long.
In 2013...
Oops, there's the trap!
...on this subject, you tweeted this, quote, 26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military, only 238 convictions.
What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?
Well, it is a correct tweet.
There are many people that think that that's absolutely correct.
Okay, so that was a setup, a trap, and it continued throughout the rest of the evening.
You know, Matt Lauer doesn't just all of a sudden, because some question comes up, oh, wait, let me look to my notes.
Oh, yes, I have this tweet from 2013.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Brilliantly done.
Do they really think the public's that stupid?
Brilliantly done.
Set up beautifully, and it continued.
Throughout the evening on all of the news channels right after that.
Every time there was a question, Lauer conveniently had the counterpunch.
Oh, yeah.
Now, you're much better at identifying this than I am.
Did you see it at all?
You didn't see it.
No, I didn't.
I didn't watch it.
Oh.
I have, you know, we know.
I knew you would.
Well, Matt, of course, my beat.
Matt Lauer, you know, there was some National Enquirer story about him buying Coke from somebody.
He looked a little edgy.
If you have a chance, I'd like you to take a look.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It just hit me.
No?
No, not now.
Not now.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
But this continued throughout the evening.
Now, from NBC to CNN, there is this woman who is, she's a surrogate.
She's also the brand new president and CEO of Women in Need in New York, which is a huge non-profit.
And they run, I think 90% of their money is from the city of New York.
10% maybe is just from grants and stuff.
But they run with all the shelters.
And I think they do a pretty good job.
They look at their 990.
And, you know, she's making about $300,000.
But no, it's okay.
It's a big job.
But she is a surrogate for Hillary.
And she is fantastic to watch.
Because, you know, she has kind of a, almost like a very typical Hillary bot face.
And she's constantly rolling her eyes, shaking her head, whenever anyone else is talking, the whole time.
And now CNN has caught on to this, and I like what they're doing.
They will bring up a split screen, a double box.
With the person talking, typically a Trump supporter or someone who is saying something negative about Hillary, and so they show on the left-hand side of the screen, they show her with the eye rolls.
It's really fantastic.
She's great to watch.
And I looked at her Wikipedia page.
I didn't know this, but I didn't need to know this, but it's all over her Wikipedia page that she's gay.
And I didn't really care.
But it's very important to her, apparently.
And she was a formerly Speaker of New York City Council.
Very powerful job in New York.
Was also implicated in some financial scandals.
She was not prosecuted, although other people were.
I think she's the woman behind building the mosque on the 9-11 site.
Hmm.
I'd have to look into that.
That's just not important, but I think she might be.
And so, of course, I'm on the Wiki page.
Like, oh, and let's look at her wife.
I mean, they're two peas in a pod.
They're perfect together.
She's a lawyer.
But she did something really nasty, and Mike Rogers called her out on it.
I thought that was pretty good.
As they were talking about this tweet from Donald Trump.
Now, before we do that, I really tried to get into the zone about this.
Because you can interpret this tweet in multiple ways depending on your bias.
So when Trump says, well, you know, we have 23,000 rape cases, only 200 have been prosecuted.
What did they expect when you put men and women together?
You can interpret that as what he is saying as...
You know, hello, if you don't have everything set up, you know this is going to happen.
You have to have something in the background.
Good to go.
You've got to have something.
You've got to have protections in place.
What do you expect when you put people together?
That's one way of interpreting it.
Yep.
The way it was interpreted in general, I think, certainly by the media, is, well, you know, what do you expect?
They're going to be going to be right.
You know, get the women out or whatever.
And it's very hard to do this.
Very hard for people to see the other side.
But you can put yourself into that zone.
No, it's your pre-reading.
It's just, you know, you're programmed to think one way, and that's the way you think.
And I have to be honest with you that my initial thinking when I saw the trap and that tweet, I thought, oh my God, what did he say?
Why would he say that?
So my thinking is more on the Hillary side in that case than on anything, which was a little jarring to me.
So here's Mike Rogers, former, you know, what was he?
He was the chairman of the Intelligence Committee.
Now radio disc jockey and CNN commentator.
They really pulled that radio thing up from my crew.
But he sucked.
Exactly.
Here's Christine Quinn is going to interrupt him.
Clearly, and I believe this as a former military officer myself, that the military must do better on these.
They're not handling it in an appropriate way.
And I think Senator Gildebrandt has some pretty good understanding of how you fix it.
It hasn't been done, which means now you have all of those women who aren't getting the justice that they deserve.
So again, I think the emotion of this The emotion of the talk and the debate on this thing is fascinating for me as a political guy.
With all due respect, Mr.
Chairman, the issue of rape and sexual assault is a very emotional issue.
I have worked with survivors of that for many years in my career, and maybe you've not had that experience or worried about that in the same way that women do.
This is that accusation thing that I think is so unfair.
I used to be an FBI agent to enforce the law.
Some notion that because I disagree with your inflammatory notion that we don't care about it.
The reality is these women are not getting the justice that they deserve.
And you're saying, well, everything's okay.
I just think that's wrong.
No, absolutely not.
For political purposes, you're doing it.
I think that's what's so unfortunate.
I have said clearly that what the military has done and disagreed with the other military gentlemen is not enough.
But what I've said is that Donald Trump doesn't understand the solution, which is not to keep it in the chain of command.
And with all respect, sir, if you go back to the tweet...
Mr.
Trump is the one who said we should have expected this when women came into the military.
Those are his words, and he has to stand by them and what they mean.
We've got to leave it there.
We're way over.
Of course.
Give her the last word.
Perfect.
Thank you, Anderson.
So she pulls the woman card.
Well, you can't know about rape because you're a man.
Oh, I really, really dislike that.
There is actually a huge number of men that are raped.
Yes, then not a discussion at all about that.
That never gets discussed.
Yes.
And I'm sure there are people right now going, oh, crap.
The funny thing, this NBC thing ended.
Let me see if I have anything else here.
Yeah, this NBC thing ended.
And it was on MSNBC as well, I guess.
And then they cut back to...
Is it Lawrence O'Donnell?
He's on MSNBC, right?
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
He's one of the worst.
The audio is not great, but it's the only capture I have of it.
Here's what he said coming right out of this commander-in-chief form.
We ran out of time to analyze anything that Donald Trump said about Vladimir Putin tonight.
But luckily, MSNBC's live coverage will continue.
I hope everyone caught that.
Should we play it again?
MSNBC's live coverage.
We ran out of time to analyze anything that Donald Trump said about Vladimir Putin tonight, but luckily, MSNBC's live coverage will continue.
Truth will out.
All this comes through.
I love that.
That's fantastic.
Perfect.
It was just a slip of the tongue.
Of course.
You guys are making too much of too little.
Trump made a big mistake.
He made a big mistake this week.
He was on, I think it was O'Reilly.
And just listen to the indiscrepancy here.
I mean, he's very dumb because he just needs to stay with his trap, which is, hey, you release your medical records, a real medical record, I'll release my tax records, which is coming.
This is coming.
This trap is set.
But he made a big mistake on O'Reilly.
Governor Pence says he's going to release his tax returns.
Today, Hillary Clinton's whacking you again, and you know, she does it.
Whacking you now!
I hadn't heard whacking you yet.
That's a new one.
I like that.
Today, Hillary Clinton's whacking you again, and you know, she does it almost every day, that you should release your tax returns.
If Governor Pence does release his, is that going to put pressure on you to release yours?
Not at all.
Nobody cares about it except some of the folks in the media.
Nobody cares about it.
But just so you understand, I'm under audit, a routine audit, and when the audit is complete, I'll release my returns.
I don't know when that's going to be, but when the audit is complete, I'll release my returns.
I have no problem with it.
It doesn't matter.
But how does she talk about my tax returns?
In the meantime, Bill, in the meantime, well, no, but nobody would recommend that.
In the meantime, she has 33,000 emails that she deleted.
When is she going to release her emails?
She probably knows how to find it.
Let her release her emails and I'll release my tax returns immediately.
Now, with this being...
Ah, what?
This is dumb.
That is dumb.
I agree.
I think I've heard this before, and every time I hear it, I can't say one thing and then say the other.
But not as dumb as what happened this morning on the Morning Joe show.
Oh my goodness.
This is the gaffe of the century.
Gary Johnson on the Morning Joe Show today.
What would you do if you were elected about Aleppo?
About?
Aleppo.
And what is Aleppo?
You're kidding.
No.
Aleppo is in Syria.
It's the epicenter of the refugee crisis.
Okay, got it.
Well, with regard to Syria...
Hey, man, I'm smoking dope, and you expect me to, like, remember this stuff?
Aleppo, man.
I want to remind our producers out there that you heard about Holmes and Aleppo four years ago when we did the pipeline episode, because that's where the pipelines are supposed to be.
I know when we did the pipeline episode, which really set us off on a pipeline thing.
Yes.
Yeah, we talked about Holmes in particular, and Aleppo was a secondary target.
So, good old Scarborough, wasn't it Chuck?
Chuck Scarborough.
Johnson should be listening to our show.
He'd be better off.
Well, you know, one of his advisors listens to our show.
I haven't sent him an email yet because he's probably hiding.
Scarborough jumps on this and starts to query Johnson about it, just to rub it in.
So, Aleppo is the center of a lot of people's concerns across the planet about the terrible humanitarian crisis that's unfolding not only in Syria, but especially in Aleppo.
You asked what is Aleppo.
Do you really think that foreign policy is so insignificant that somebody running for president of the United States shouldn't even know what Aleppo is, where Aleppo is, why Aleppo is so important?
Well, no, I do understand Aleppo.
I understand the crisis that is going on, but when we involve ourselves militarily, when we involve ourselves in these humanitarian issues, we end up with a situation that in most cases is not better, and in many cases ends up being worse.
Yeah, hummina, hummina.
Goodbye.
That will come up in a debate.
This is...
Poor guy.
Well, if you look at him, he just looks haggard.
Yeah.
I think he's strung out on marijuana.
He says he hasn't smoked for months.
He says that, but he doesn't look it.
Maybe he's using edibles.
I haven't smoked for months.
Ah, I haven't smoked it.
Yeah, that's a good point.
This chocolate is good.
Want a brownie?
Actually, you get these chocolate bars...
And there's like a bunch of pieces.
Any one piece will knock you on your ass.
This guy's eating chocolate all the time.
It's the chocolate bar.
Well, it doesn't knock me on my ass.
But I have seen edibles knock people on their ass, for sure.
But, you know, I grew up with that, so.
Hey, man, I'm eating brownies right now.
What are you talking about?
Julian Assange was on Hannity.
Julian Assange is on everything.
I watched the Hannity thing.
Well, they're about to release, so here we go.
You have a significant amount of information.
The information itself is significant pertaining to Hillary Clinton's campaign.
You will be releasing it in several batches as you are finishing it from a journalistic standpoint.
How many batches, as you describe them, do you think you'll be releasing and how soon?
Somebody's got to help Assange there.
The hum in his microphone and the chroma key is all off.
It's like wavy.
Could someone please help this guy just a little bit?
Tricky question.
I'm sorry?
Ecuadorian text.
Dude named Enrique.
Tricky question, Sean.
That's actually a pretty simple one.
That's not tricky.
The first batch is reasonably soon.
We're quite confident about it now.
We might put out some teasers.
I don't want to promise anything because you have to see how the formatting goes, but we might put out some teasers as early as the next week or the week after.
Yeah, baby!
Can't wait.
Next week?
I watched that interview.
Hannity does not handle Assange well, and he doesn't let Assange speak.
No.
And Assange doesn't handle it well because he's so slow.
I mean, step it up a little bit.
There's also a Skype delay and all kinds of stuff going on there, I think.
Yeah, well, you know, they could do a pre-interview, put it in the show, and they could edit all that crap out if they wanted to.
We apparently don't have enough time.
I have one more clip here in our election 2016 block.
My theory on Donald Trump's reason for visiting Mexico, as you recall, is what was on his mind the minute he talked about it in Phoenix.
He said, well, we had a conversation about the drugs, about the drugs, the illegal drugs, we're going to talk about the drugs!
That was the thing on his mind, and I... Deduce from that that he went over, and with the new Mexican president's ties, and with Donald Trump being a builder in New York, my assertion is, you know, hey, look, I'm going to build this wall, I'm going to have a door for people, I'm going to have a door for the drugs, but we've got to talk about it, we've got to make sure this works out okay.
And he's always, Trump is always banging on the illegal drugs.
They're illegal according to whatever.
So, although it's not really evidence, it's somewhat circumstantial.
The finance minister of Mexico, Luis Videgaray, resigned after Trump's visit because he did something wrong.
And I think I know what it is.
It's about the drugs.
He was at the International Monetary Fund meeting.
Didn't they have a big meeting?
Recently?
Or was that part of the G20? The last big meeting was the G20. Yeah.
Well, here's what the finance minister said.
A very perfect English speaker.
Here's what he said at the time.
As always, it's a challenge to have a country that is our neighbor.
That demands this type of products, this type of illegal products, and that will always create a disruption.
But the choice that President Peña Nieto has made is to put a fight against organized crime in a way that is not only through police forces, which we're doing, and you can see the results of that by capturing some of the leadership of these criminal organizations, but also have a more comprehensive approach, in which we use prevention tools, we use intelligence And we use creating jobs and opportunities for the communities for crime not to be a social phenomenon.
It's always going to be complex, but it's always going to be a priority of this government to make sure that violence is reduced and we create a safer environment for people, the people of Mexico.
And what about the U.S.? And is there an onus on the U.S. to perhaps do their part in lessening the demand that we see?
Well, it's a matter of shared responsibility.
And just as Mexico should fight these organizations and reduce supply, all the efforts that the U.S. can make to reduce demand and to make sure that the younger population in the U.S. It does not go into drugs.
First, it's going to help the U.S. a lot.
That's going to be very good for the American society.
It's also going to be good for Mexico because the demand for drugs will be lesser.
So it's a collaboration.
It's a shared responsibility.
A couple of ways we can interpret this.
The obvious way is, excuse me, are you insane?
We're not going to tell America to reduce the demand.
Hello?
This is dumb.
There goes our money.
Don't invite Trump over here to talk about reducing the demand.
You know what's going on here.
So he had to go.
That's the most logical way to interpret that.
That's a pretty funny idea.
I mean, I think your interpretation is not to...
You can't argue against it, but it's crazy.
Yeah.
My interpretation of what he said is crazy.
If they wanted to stop the drug, you know, they should have stopped to slow down the demand.
They've done nothing to do that.
Cocaine is still like an...
They don't even want to talk about how much cocaine is coming into this country, let alone the heroin.
Well, cocaine is down because it's too expensive compared to the heroin.
That's what I'm reading.
No, I don't know that it's down.
Show me some evidence of that.
Okay.
I think half of Silicon Valley is stoned on cocaine.
You can tell by listening to these guys when they present.
Right?
Let me tell you about what's going on, right?
Or there's people going to their nose constantly.
They're always kind of doing something.
They're pushing on their nose and grabbing their nose and sniffling a lot.
And then rubbing their nose.
Just keep an eye on anybody you see on the media or in person that's constantly rubbing their nose or pushing their nose or kind of doing this to their nose and that to their nose.
It's obvious what's going on, to me.
Well, heroin is the real problem, though.
Especially now it's being mixed with fentanyl.
Oh, heroin's a huge problem because it's hurting the sales of the OxyContin.
Yes, this is the real problem.
Damn it.
We gotta get our legal drugs into people's systems.
Crazy.
Let me get strung out on that.
All right.
I do have one thing.
It's kind of relating to this thing, and it probably requires one of the theme songs.
This is Guyana's report on Russia and the election.
Well, you know what that means.
We need to have...
Chichikhan.
Chichikhan.
That's right, everybody.
She is the star reporter for Russia Today.
Just look at the hair!
Chichikhan.
Chichikhan!
All right.
Is this the Gyan turtle?
Is that the clip?
Yes, the turtle theory.
Chichikhan has this story.
Chichikhan.
If you follow the U.S. presidential race, you may have noticed that Russia has been in the news a lot lately.
Russia, if you're listening.
Pressure that Russia is putting on our European allies.
In friendship with Russia.
Russian intelligence services.
Russia.
Russian people.
Russia.
Russia.
Hillary Clinton has persistently insinuated that the Russian president is trying to interfere in the U.S. presidential election and get Donald Trump elected.
Russia's hacked into a lot of things.
Russia even hacked into the Democratic National Committee.
So we've got to step up our game.
In the absence of any proof of the Russian government's involvement in the leaks, Clinton has relied on the turtle theory.
If you find a turtle on a fence post, it didn't get there by accident.
I think it's quite intriguing.
That this activity has happened around the time Trump became the nominee.
The Clinton campaign has worked overtime to find any shred of evidence of connection between Trump and the Kremlin.
Trump's former campaign manager, Paul Manafort, at one time reportedly offered consulting services to Ukraine's ousted president Viktor Yanukovych, who was widely seen as a Putin ally.
So there could be a connection, alleged the Clinton campaign.
Trump hit back, pointing to evidence that the chairman of a uranium mining company, Uranium One, had donated over two million dollars to the Clinton Foundation around the same time as the State Department under Hillary Clinton approved the sale of that company to Russia.
The sale reportedly gave Russia control of one-fifth of all uranium production capacity in the United States.
The Russian president has debunked allegations of a connection with the Clinton family.
Trump, on the other hand, has expressed his ideas about Putin's possible preferences in the U.S. presidential election.
Putin looks at Hillary Clinton and he smiles.
Boy, would he like to see her.
That would be easy.
Because just look at her decisions.
Look how bad her decisions have been.
And virtually every decision she's made has been a loser.
For the candidates, bringing up Russia to attack the opponent may be a smart play in terms of election politics.
But the fears that some of the leading U.S. media outlets help stir may have more long-term implications.
As even if I'm founded, they may affect policies in the future.
Yeah.
It's a little wrap-up.
She just has these troublemaking kind of reports.
She does.
Some bad news.
Some bad news.
Turtle theory.
Bad news.
Yeah.
I mean, with that jingle, Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Con.
Ch-Ch-Con.
So that originally, of course, is Chaka-Con.
Chaka-Con.
From the chat room.
Chaka-Con and her sister have entered a drug rehabilitation program to battle their addiction to prescription drugs.
In a statement released to AP, the 63-year-old Grammy-winning singer says she's been battling an addiction to the same medication that led to Prince's death, which is oxy and fentanyl.
Poor lady.
Damn it.
Wow.
63 and hooked.
Wow.
Love and light, Chaka.
Not good.
Love and light, Chaka.
And with that, I'll say in the morning to you, John C, what the C stands for, Cleveland Cough Dvorak.
Well, in the morning to you, Mr.
Adam Curry.
Also in the morning, ships at sea, boots on the ground, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
In the morning to the chat room, noagendastream.com already being very helpful.
Thank you very much, Loopy.
And in the morning to Sooner Slave, who brought us the artwork for episode 857, title of that, Isisland.
Now, we don't typically do this.
We don't typically mix the title and the artwork.
And I don't think we even realize that Isisland is what Bill Clinton said about having the Syrians go and rebuild Detroit.
And the artwork from Sooner Slave was a logo of the Detroit Syrians, the basketball team.
That was pretty funny.
You were discussing that art.
When I went to the page, it was like that art piece just made me laugh.
And I don't know why.
It's not like a hilarious art piece.
It's just funny for some reason.
And you had the same reaction to it.
It's cute.
And as an aside, I did some research.
To figure out what the connection is between the Clinton Foundation and Detroit and the Syrians.
So, obviously, Hillary Clinton's idea is, and will be if she's president, to get a lot of Syrians in and then send them off to Michigan for them to rebuild Detroit.
Now, the connection I found, the only one I could find, really, is with Warren Buffett's Clayton Holmes.
And the Intuit founder...
I thought it was JPMorgan Chase, but it was the CEO of Intuit.
And they do lots of mortgages.
And so they went in.
They've been doing all kinds of financing of projects in Detroit.
These are all friends of Clinton.
Buffett, of course.
And Buffett's Clayton Homes, which if you do a little bit of searching on them, there's a lot of problems with them about predatory lending practices.
They exclusively use...
Intuit as their mortgage provider.
And this connection between the Clinton Foundation and Clayton Homes has been around Haiti, Katrina.
Remember all those trailers that had formaldehyde in them?
Yeah, the toxic trailers.
Yeah, a lot of this comes from Clayton Homes.
So it could, there's a typical with the Clintons, there is no paper trail that I could find, but it seems like that would be an obvious connection.
Hey, we need some people to go in.
We need to have this population happen.
This is all the tiny homes as well, you know, like trailers and these are mobile homes, all kinds of different small houses, tiny homes.
Yeah.
So maybe, you know, this is a built-in clientele.
And of course, the relocation, well, hold on.
They can build the damn houses, yeah.
He said that, but the relocation program from the United States government, gives refugees money and sets them up and Whether you're giving money to have them in a shelter or some other type of facility or getting homes from Clayton Homes, I think the connections are obvious.
Maybe someone will find more.
That was the connection that I found.
Yeah, and then you can also stuff the ballot box by bringing them all to one small area instead of spreading them around the country.
You get a vote here and a vote there, but you stuff the ballot box in Detroit by putting them all in the same spot, and then you can gouge General Motors.
Beautiful.
There's a lot of things you can do.
So it's very smart.
Alright, let's thank a few people for a show.
858, 858, 858.
David Prince in Colfax, California.
$333.33.
I did mention in the newsletter when I sent it out, there were no executive producers and luckily a few of them showed up at the last minute after being the second half of our donation segment.
It's not very long, so we didn't get too many people other than a few executive producers.
David Prince in Colfax, California.
Keep up the good fight.
Let's see if he says anything more.
Nope.
That's all he says.
So let's give him a karma.
Of course.
You've got karma.
Sir Brian of Douglaston, New York.
In Douglaston, New York.
33333.
Here's an executive producer ship.
Contribution to help during the lean summer months.
Keep up with the great work, Sir Brian.
Karma as well, I guess.
I might as well.
They're not making requests.
You've got karma.
You've got karma.
And karma also for David Killian in Clinton, Illinois.
33333.
I have no correspondence with him on email.
Let me double check.
Maybe I have something.
Hold on.
I had a few.
What's his name?
David Killian?
Yeah, with two L's.
Killian.
We have absolutely nothing.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to give him a karma.
Thank you for your contribution.
You've got karma.
Amy Pusan in Clive, Iowa, 24444.
This donation to 24444 should actually be attributed to my husband, John Noonan, as a 44th birthday gift from me.
That's a real woman right there.
By my accounting, he's been donating $33 a month since March of 2013, and that plus this definitely puts him in knight territory.
Can you please knight him today on his birthday?
Of course.
I don't know what he wants to be called, so Sir John Noonan would be sufficient for now.
He's the best guy in the universe and hit me in the mouth back in 2012 when he was living in Germany.
Can I get a little kid boom shakalaka and some karma for him?
Of course.
Boom shakalaka!
Boom shakalaka!
You've got karma.
I love that kid.
Yeah, something ultimately hilarious about that clip.
Sir David Fugizotto in Gladstone, Missouri, 23456.
ITM crackpot and buzzkill.
Thanks for your continuing commitment to media deconstruction.
Wanted to do my part to ensure at least a modest showing post-Labor Day.
Yeah, Labor Day always gives us a bad...
We don't get any people on vacation.
A belated happy birthday to Adam as well.
My last donation put me over the top to Baronet, but PayPal took that opportunity to cut my note short.
Thanks, Obama!
I was wondering if that glitch thus makes me a black Baronet.
If not, no worries.
No, it doesn't.
You get to be a black knight, and that's a more important screw.
Oh, so he's always a black knight?
No, he's not.
Okay, no.
I'm sorry.
You just want to be a black baronet, but that title doesn't exist.
No, it doesn't exist.
We are adjusting the life back in Gitmo Nation after four and a half years in Gitmo Deutschland, and as usual, your twice-weekly shots of sanity are key.
I'm surprised no one mentioned it, but since John is predicting the ultimate demise of the Star-Spangled Banner, perhaps the inspiring anthem of the Gitmo Nation might be a fitting replacement.
I request that to be played as you close out the broadcast day.
Thank you for your courage.
So should we play it at the very end?
For people who don't know, in the United States when I was growing up in the 60s and 70s, late 60s and 70s, the television stations would go off the air at midnight, typically, and they'd have a shot of the flag waving and they'd play the national anthem.
Do we want to do that as the very last clip?
Maybe after that we'd do a little mic drop?
Okay.
Yeah, we'll do it like that?
Yeah, it's fine.
I think it's good.
You can make that decision.
I think you called it right.
And this gives me an opportunity as, you know, I don't really follow sports a lot.
I do know my brother from another mother, Steph Curry.
And you have been very persuasive about...
What's the guy's name?
Colin Kaepernick.
Kaepernick, right.
Kaepernick, who said, I'm not going to stand up to the flag.
But, of course, now it's morphing into the national anthem, which, as this note mentions, I have a little clip of Steph Curry for you.
A rare sports clip for me.
Are you ready?
I'm all ears.
Do you have an opinion on Kellen Kaepernick whose jerseys are sold out now across America because people are supporting him?
I love that.
I mean, I love that there's freedom of speech and he can stand for what he believes in.
There's going to be people that disagree with him.
There's going to be people that agree with him, which is what I think our country stands for, which hopefully will drive the conversation to bettering the equal rights and treatment of African Americans and people of color.
I applaud him for taking a stand.
And hopefully the conversation is about what his message was and not the fact that is he going to stand or is he going to sit for the national anthem or whoever it is.
The conversation started and continued.
There you go.
Rampant, John.
Rampant.
Once it gets in there, once the media gets a hold of you, it starts shaking you.
Unless you have an antidote, which we are, this show is.
You will be suckered into believing the bull crap that the media says is not about the national anthem.
Kaepernick's never said it's about the national anthem.
It's never been about the national anthem.
And he says himself, because of the flag, unequally representing the public at large.
Right.
But it's been morphed into the national anthem as the issue, and that means this thing is toast.
Two things to remind everyone of.
Number one, the national anthem is being targeted because of the third verse, which no one ever sings or knows, which was based on slavery.
We're worried.
Like, kill the slaves.
I mean, horrible.
Horrible, I tell you.
But also, there is United States Code, although there's no provision for penalty.
The U.S. Code specifically states when the flag is raised and the national anthem is played, you must face the flag.
If you're not a member of the military or veteran, hold your right hand over your heart.
If you're wearing a hat...
This is how old the law is.
You take your hat off, hold it in your right hand so it's draped over your shoulder so you still have your right hand over your heart.
And that is a law.
That is the code.
That is the law.
I don't think people generally know that.
I didn't know it until you found it.
No, it's never discussed.
Never, ever, ever discussed.
In fact, it came up in the conversation because we discussed my concern that people are putting their hands over their heart and it's not the Pledge of Allegiance.
I didn't think it was proper.
But then you found that it's not only proper, but it's the law.
You have to put your hand over your heart during the National Anthem as the flag goes by.
Nobody seems to...
Nobody's mentioned that in the mainstream media at all.
Even if it's just a code which is a guideline, it still could be discussed.
No.
None of that.
That's why you listen to this show.
And that'll serve you right for fast-forwarding through this segment.
Ha!
We go on to Sean Rigaldo.
Is it Regalado?
Regalado.
Sean Regalado in Saranac Lake, New York, 215.
Call me Sir Sean of the Adirondacks.
I discovered no agenda.
Is he united today?
What's the deal?
He's pink.
He's pink.
Why is this thing pink?
I don't know.
I discovered no agenda at episode 666.
A clip from maybe 666?
Yeah, he's on the night list.
Okay, this is going to be nighted.
I don't know why.
Eric's color is just off.
He's off color again.
This is off color.
A clip from the No Agenda show regarding Agenda 21 was referenced to in a Reddit conversation about global warming.
I didn't subscribe to your podcast.
He didn't say much more, so you might as well give him just a random karma.
Okay, random karma.
Random karma.
Yep.
You've got karma.
Larry Coates in Springfield, Missouri, $201.
Sent in a note.
He sent in a check and a note.
I request an immediate de-douching as I have not donated since show 700.
All right.
You've been de-douched.
Alright, I am going to not read something here because I don't want to get him in trouble.
But hopefully he listens to this particular thing.
But he's got a promotion for the show that I'm just going to warn him is completely illegal.
I'm sorry, I'm setting something up.
Who's what now?
I said Larry Coates, who hopefully is listening, he has a promotion for the show that is completely illegal and founded on logic that doesn't actually work, and I could explain it to him, and I will do it so in an email if he wants to send me a note, Dvorak or john at Dvorak.org.
It's a funny idea, but don't do it.
you can stop now.
When we finally hear this podcast, my wife and I will be on our way to Colorado to look for a place to live and jobs.
So the only request I have is for jobs, Karma.
Hey, Adam, bring the airstream of consciousness to Pagosa Springs, Colorado sometime and camp at Williams Creek Reservoir.
You will be treated to the best view on the planet.
I'll supply the cannabis and microbrews.
Woo!
How can I turn it down, man?
Hey, man.
Whoa, dude.
Whoa, man.
Thanks for all your hard work, Larry Coates.
Oh, man.
And that concludes our executive associate executive producers for show 858.
And I want to remind people to do another show coming up shortly.
Just a couple of days.
And go to Dvorak.org slash NA. Let's get back on track.
One PR mention here.
This came in late in the morning from Sir Ramsey Cain.
I'll be publishing episode 70 of No Agenda 2016 this morning.
As we get closer to the election, people may be interested in using it for mouth-hitting.
It's a weekly compilation of all the election coverage provided by the No Agenda show with all the other topics removed.
I hadn't...
I forgot about this.
Yes, he is doing thematic CDs now.
Of course, there's a segment every episode where I encourage listeners to visit NoAgendaShow.com and listen to the full show.
I'm going to continue it through February or March, but we have the domain for five years.
NoAgenda2016.com.
It's a podcast.
Fantastic.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
And I love our producers, man.
We have really figured out how interactive radio works.
Anonymous...
I want to let you know that Clinton's plane is operated by Extra Airways.
That's X-T-R-A. And I have her call sign, if you want.
Oh, the tail number.
This is not the tail number.
Okay, it's a call sign that you can hear on the horn?
Yeah, you can hear on the horn.
You can use it in FlightAware or any of these.
It's CXP881. CharlieXrayPapa881.
So you can track her.
You can see exactly where she's going.
Whoops!
Gotta love our producers.
They're in all kinds of businesses.
So we can get the...
In other words, we can go onto one of those flight tracker and the different websites and you can see exactly where Hillary's plane is?
Yes.
I thought you needed the tail number for that.
And you can use the short code, the CTX881. That should work.
Because it's operated by a different company.
I could probably get the tail number for you too.
Hold on, let me see.
Well, someone can do that and we'll put it in the show notes.
How does that sound?
There's plenty to do today.
Maybe not the best use of our time.
I think that's a great thing to do.
You might as well get Trumps, too.
We have Trumps.
Although he's been unlisted, you can find it.
It's like AFA something.
Anyway, thank you all very much for supporting the program.
To our executive producers and associate executive producers, incredibly important that you do this.
And we'll be thanking everyone else above $50 in the second segment.
And remember, as John said, we do have a show coming up on Sunday.
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I wanted to mention something to you.
Two sports items in a row from me today.
Uh-oh.
Uh-huh.
There was a really big game in Austin.
UT beat...
Who we beat?
Notre Dame?
Yeah.
We beat Notre Dame.
I guess I should have warned you about that game, yeah.
Because we must have packed the town.
100,000 people plus in our stadium.
Yeah.
And thanks to the genius of our new mayor, thanks to the genius of our democratic governance here in Austin, Texas...
We have no Uber.
And after the game was a complete and utter disaster.
People were waiting for hours to get away.
There was no way to leave.
Yeah.
You can thank your local a-holes that are protecting the public and working for the public.
I mean, really, really.
It was a disaster.
I put a couple of links in the show notes so you can read about it.
Even Ride Austin, who I like because it's a non-profit started by a couple of successful entrepreneurs who put, I think at this point, $25 million of their own money into making it work.
They had a record number of rides.
I think they did, in the month, they did 17,000 rides, but they were still, they just don't have enough drivers, 2,500 too short.
And the problem is that, and I happen to know, remember the Nicaragua driver, the Nicaragua girl from Uber?
Yeah.
So I used to use her going to the airport.
I'd just pay her privately outside of any of the other, outside of Uber at the time.
She now works at Ride Austin.
She does the onboarding of all the new drivers.
It takes you through the process.
And I spoke to her and I said, it's very difficult.
Because of all the regulations that they have, they just can't bring the drivers in quick enough.
There are drivers, but some of them also just kind of fall out of the funnel halfway through the process.
And I like Rod Eisen.
They're saying, oh, we just couldn't handle the demand.
The apps were failing.
This is another problem.
They were just crashing.
The apps were not working anymore because of the demand and the servers, etc.
You know, there's other, there's fair and there's fast and there's others here, but I have to say I kind of like the local thing that's set up, which is quite good, but we got screwed and how stupid are these people here?
Idiots.
It's a democratic stronghold, you know.
Yeah.
Yes, it is a Democrat.
Which is weird, because you'd think they would be, you know, sharing, ride-sharing.
Yeah.
Which is really why it worked, because it was ride-sharing.
But once you turn it into a TNC, which is a connected travel platform, community company, thingamabob, you get all these regulations.
They just can't handle it.
Sad.
Kind of a couple off-the-wall topics here that are not being covered by anybody, so we might as well just get them through here.
Right on.
One of them is the riots and the dog attacks.
Oh, at the pipeline.
At the pipeline in North Dakota, where the 100 Indian tribes are now there and they're making a fuss.
Nobody in the mainstream media is even bothering to cover any of this, which is shameful because of the dog attacks, which looks like Selma, Alabama, you know, in the 50s or 60s.
Yeah.
So I have a couple of clips to just keep people up to date on this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Before we start, and I've been holding on to this since 7th of August, I received an email from one of our producers about what we call these people.
What is the term they want to be called?
We have Native American, Indian...
First People's Nation?
No.
The preferred term is American Indian.
I didn't know.
I thought it was Native American, but okay, the preferred term is...
It confuses us with all these names because the liberal media keeps changing it themselves, but this is the pipeline protest.
This is the beginning of it.
Yeah.
On Saturday in North Dakota...
Amy was there!
She was not only there, she filmed some stuff.
Yeah, and she's the only media person.
Second tier, as I mentioned in my newsletter, she's second tier.
But the mainstream media is just not going to touch this until some Indian gets killed, or American Indian gets killed, or something bad happens.
Now, I've been, by the way, just to preface this, this is not going through an American Indian reservation.
No.
It is, but it is going into a reservoir or a water supply.
No, no, no, no.
I've looked at this.
Because it's an oil pipeline, they are worried that leakage from the pipeline, which goes...
Will get into the water supply.
Yes.
My understanding was the pipeline was going to go in and down into the...
Oh, that's also possible.
I may have that wrong.
That was my impression.
Whatever the case is, they're trying to protect...
Their water supply...
And their sacred lands or whatever.
Well, they claim that the bulldozers are now digging up an old graveyard, which may or may not be true, because usually if you find a head or a...
An arrowhead.
Not an arrowhead, but like a body part.
The government requires you to stop.
Oh yeah, the minute you find that, all bets are off.
You gotta cancel immediately.
So these guys, they have their own security force with dogs, and it was a mess.
And I have the video in the show notes, which is not her video.
It's video of her, which is, I think, much better than what...
I didn't see everything that she may have showed, but...
I'd give her props for that.
On Saturday in North Dakota, security guards working for the Dakota Access Pipeline Company attacked Native Americans with dogs and pepper spray as they resisted the $3.8 billion pipeline's construction.
This guy maced me in the face.
Look, it's all over my sunglasses.
It just makes me in the face.
These people are just, we're threatening all of us with these dogs.
And she, that woman over there, she was charging somebody right in the face.
The dog has blood in its nose and its mouth.
And she's still standing here threatening you guys.
Why are you letting her dog go after the protest?
Over there, with that dog.
I was like walking, throw the dog on me straight, even without any warning, you know?
Look at this.
Look at this.
The dog did it, you know?
Look at this.
The Dakota Access Pipeline would carry about 500,000 barrels of crude per day from North Dakota's Bakken oil field to Illinois.
The pipelines face months of resistance from the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and members of nearly 100 more tribes from across the U.S. and Canada.
The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe has also sued the U.S. government over the pipeline's construction.
On Friday, lawyers for the tribe filed documents showing how the very land where Dakota Access would bulldoze Saturday was, in fact, a tribal burial site.
Today, a federal judge in Washington, D.C., will decide whether to grant a temporary restraining order prohibiting further construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline in the area near the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation until the same judge rules on the tribe's lawsuit against the U.S. government, which is expected by Friday.
Hmm.
you So this is a mess.
Watching that video at a certain point, one of the dogs turns on its handler.
Did you see that?
Yes, and in fact, I have a clip here.
This is DN Dog Analysis from some dog expert who says that these guys, these dog handlers, are just a bunch of boneheads.
...experience.
He's head of the consulting firm Johnny Joyce Seminars International in South Dakota.
Johnny, welcome to Democracy Now!, We just played the video of dogs attacking the Native Americans, hundreds of people who had come up on the site to protect their land, the tribal burial ground and the sacred sites.
The dogs that the security at times unleashed, that bit the horses, that bit the people, one dog, the mouth and nose of the dog were dripping with blood.
What could you tell us about what these dogs were trained to do?
Well, Amy, first of all, thank you for having me.
And I'm very happy that Democracy Now!
was there.
In order to get independent video in reference to what happened with the dogs, your question is, what were the dogs trained to do?
What the dogs were not trained to do was to be professional security dogs or professional law enforcement dogs.
What I witnessed on the video was absolutely horrific and a Can
you explain what bite work is?
Yes.
Bite work is a terminology that is used in the working dog industry to where a canine is taught to bite a human being.
And in this process, in the training process, the human being is protected by deer.
Law enforcement will utilize animals.
of training in order to protect handlers and deal with criminals that need to be brought under control with this level of force.
What happened there at the protest, in my opinion, was an excessive use of force by civilians that obviously did not have proper training in the utilization of dogs that are trained to bite humans.
Wow.
Yeah, that's a good clip.
I'm glad you got that.
Because I was looking at it going like, this can't be the right way to do this.
There was a helicopter, the dogs were all freaked out and confused.
It was a police helicopter, I think, who did not intervene.
Where are the authorities?
Bad.
Every one of those dog bites should be lawsuit.
Oh, hell yeah.
Have the dogs put down.
Those dogs apparently came out of Ohio.
Some dog kennel that supposedly trained these dogs.
But this guy or girl, I couldn't tell, Johnny, who was talking to Amy, said that he looked or she looked over and over again for records about this operation.
And they're not licensed in the state of Ohio.
You have to be licensed to train dogs in this manner.
And there's no license that a person could find.
Oh, really?
This is a disaster.
And again, the mainstream, nobody's touching the story.
Why is that?
Why do you think they're not touching the story?
I wonder.
I was thinking about that.
This has been going on for...
April is when it kind of began.
But it's been going on for a long time.
I don't know why they're not touching the story.
There's nobody there covering it.
Amy was like the only person that's visited.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It's a good story, but...
And I don't think that the mainstream media folks, the corporate media, elite media, whatever you want to call them, advertising, I don't think any of them don't want to cover the story for some, because Hillary doesn't want them to.
I have no idea.
Odd.
Very odd.
I thought it would be good, because I have a new clip regarding influence in Hollywood.
I thought it would be fun to revisit a few of the...
Martin Kaplan clips from the Lear Foundation about the influence of this particular foundation, but really the influence that is exerted on Hollywood, particularly television, to portray certain messages.
And again, I have a new clip, so I'm going to play a couple of these short ones just to refresh everyone's memory.
I think this was from a symposium called Hollywood Health and Society.
And it is Martin Coplin of the Lear.
Who was Lear?
What was Timothy Lear?
Lear is a guy produced all in the family.
Ah, right.
He's a producer.
Right.
He's a producer.
Hollywood.
Big liberal.
Massive, massive liberal.
And liberal causes.
Him and his wife both.
Here's the setup.
Hollywood Health and Society does outreach to the entertainment industry in order to provide a resource free to writers and producers anywhere in the entertainment industry who are covering the areas of public health, Climate change and access to health care.
We do it in a wide variety of ways.
Briefings, tip sheets, events at the Writers Guild West and the Writers Guild East.
Tomorrow I'm going to the lovely weather in New York for an event we are doing at the Writers Guild East on the Affordable Care Act.
Alright, so let us listen to some examples of what the Lear or the Hollywood Health and Society What Hollywood Health and Society are doing regarding Obamacare or the Affordable Care Act?
Remember, this is from a couple years ago.
We have a new grant from the California Endowment, which is about the Affordable Care Act.
Access to health care is a long-standing issue of public health.
And now, with this collaboration of funders, we are able to provide special attention to it, and the event that I just mentioned in New York, the Affordable Care Act, Comedy, Drama, and Reality, will happen on Tuesday.
Woo!
Beautiful!
How about climate change?
We have a brand new aspect of Hollywood Health and Society, which is to work on the topic of climate change, where, again, all these different activities, writer briefings, screenings, newsletters, and so on, are an attempt to provide free resources to writers who want to include climate change as one of the storylines that they're working on.
And just to give you an example of that climate change work, a few weeks ago there was a field trip.
We do something called Story Bus Tours to the JPL NASA lab in Pasadena where we brought something like 37 writers and producers to experience the most amazing stuff that they have going on to inspire them in this area and to be factually accurate.
Okay, then the final one is the numbers and how well they're doing.
So, in the course of our work, this is in two years, 11 to 13, 335 storylines that we worked on have been aired.
We've worked with 35 networks in the past four years.
91 different television shows.
Now, this...
I think that these clips are most definitely from before the repeal of the Smith-Munt Act, so we didn't know about the Smith-Munt Act back then.
That's beside the point, because this group is private, they can do whatever they want.
Well, if they're funded by government, which they are, there's some issues there.
I don't think so.
It's not a big deal.
Oliver Stone, sorry?
I'm just saying there's a little under-modulated, those clips.
Yeah, they're old.
And you maybe turned on your speakers.
No, I'm just saying they were a little low.
I'll work on them.
Oliver Stone has a new movie coming out.
It's the Snowden movie, and he was on the show The Hollywood Masters.
And so you can imagine that Oliver Stone, who is pretty much seen as a kook, a crazy guy, and a crackpot now, He had to go completely independent for this movie.
Well, you'll hear about it in this clip.
But he talks specifically about the influence of the government, in this case Pentagon and CIA, in Hollywood.
You know, I went there years ago with Platoon.
I went to the Pentagon.
I got their notes.
And it was hilarious.
You should see that every use of an expletive was...
It's an idealized form of behavior.
Unfortunately, it's taken hold in the movie business.
What you're seeing is bullshit.
And a lot of the war pictures you see, you get it after the Pentagon has sanitized it.
And they lie.
They lie.
As long as it's pro-American, that's all that matters.
I mean...
Whatever, the Taliban, I mean, lone survivor, you can kill 20, 30 Taliban for every American who gets it.
It's overdone.
American Sniper is another one.
And, you know, there's a lot of disingenuity about that.
And those are other issues.
So the Pentagon has taken over.
CIA has taken over Hollywood in that sense.
Homeland.
It's all CIA. It's bullshit.
I mean, honestly, America is fed bullshit and we buy it.
Did you get any attempt at interference from the CIA, the NSA? Did I get interference?
No.
And the CIA? No.
I hope not.
None that you're aware of?
None that I'm aware of, no.
They weren't tapping your phones while you were talking to Snowden or anything?
We assumed they might, but we proceeded on the basis of Honest.
We're making a movie.
We went there on that basis.
And as I said, I think the biggest problem in the end turned out to be the self-censorship of scared American corporations.
And that's the truth about our society.
Now, what is the proof of that as opposed to maybe they just didn't think this was commercial?
Do you really believe that?
At the price we were offering, and the script the way it was, it's very hard to believe, considering the pap that they make.
There was a political factor.
Every studio turned you down.
Every studio turned you down.
There you go.
Not making himself very popular.
Well, you know, he's getting there, and every studio turned him down for what's probably going to be a...
I mean, he's a good director for...
I don't care what you think of his politics one way or the other, but in terms of his ability to make an entertaining movie, he's right up there with the best of them.
So why would you turn him down?
As far as I can tell, just give him a green light and whatever, and then cash out.
Well, that's not what the CIA thinks is the way we do it, or the Pentagon.
So...
Well, I wonder which group, because it seems to me as though the CIA would want the movie to be done.
The NSA is the one that gets blasted in the movie.
Maybe he's compromised and we don't know it.
I don't know.
Maybe it was...
Maybe it's just to go to Meta?
We'll take it one level high.
Maybe this is all bullcrap.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We're going to take it to Meta.
We're in meta.
Maybe it's what?
Maybe it's all bullcrap.
This is all promotion.
He's a movie guy.
He knows how to sell movies.
And this is a good story.
Alright, we're back.
The CIA doesn't want you to watch it.
The movie.
The CIA banned.
Banned by the feds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Clandestine CIA. It's the Hollywood guy.
What do you expect from him?
Pentagon poop.
I don't know.
I can't come up with this.
I'm poop.
Yeah.
I mean, I've seen the trailers, and it's pretty dramatic.
Yeah, it looks good.
Considering it's really, at its base level, it's boring.
You know, they show the guy running around the back of the server room, sticking in the RJ45s or some sort of connections, pulling plugs out and putting plugs in, and looking around left and right to make sure nobody saw him doing this, and the camera doesn't work, or turned off the camera.
I mean, who knows?
It just seems like he's dramatized what is pretty mundane.
That's what the movies are all about.
Yeah.
Alright, what else you got there, boy?
Is that the end of your segment?
That's all I got.
I thought he had something new.
Oliver Stone was new.
Yeah, he was new, but I thought it was more onerous.
Alright, I got a couple things I wanted to just get out of the way.
I made these clips before.
Sorry to disappoint.
People talk about this and nobody understands it, so I think we're going to get an understanding because I have to say on...
On Fox, they brought this guy on who's like a state assemblyman or something in one of the, I think, Illinois or one of the states that has this issue with sanctuary cities.
Yes.
And I took these three clips because this, I think, explains the process because Tim Kaine apparently came out and said, ah, sanctuary cities are a myth, even though we have one right here called San Francisco.
California, yeah.
Do we need to explain what it is or a business apparent in the clips?
No, this guy is going to explain the three or four elements of Sanctuary City, so all our listeners will now have a fairly good handle on it.
Let's start with clip one.
I was a mayor and I was a governor.
I trust the voters of communities to hold their mayors and their police departments responsible.
When Donald Trump kind of goes after these phantom sanctuary cities and talks about how bad they are, basically what he's going after is police chiefs.
And I trust police chiefs in terms of knowing what should be done to keep their communities safer and police departments and mayors a lot more than I trust Donald Trump.
That was Tim Kaine and his little statement that sanctuary cities are bogus.
So let's go on to the explanation with clip two.
Despite what Senator Kaine says, there are about 300 jurisdictions across the country with sanctuary city policies, and that's according to the Center for Immigration Studies.
Joining us now to analyze from Topeka, Kansas, Republican Chris Kobach, the Secretary of State for Kansas.
Now, Chris, you're in Topeka.
Is that a sanctuary city?
Topeka is not a sanctuary city, but we have six sanctuary counties in the state of Kansas.
Mr.
Kane needs to do his own homework on his own state.
Arlington, Virginia is a sanctuary city.
They're all over the country.
They've been around for a long time.
I guess we should define the term, and that's where some of the people on the left get confused.
There are two types of sanctuary cities.
Don't ask and don't tell.
Don't ask.
Cities are ones where the police are not allowed to ask anybody his immigration status.
A good example of that is Los Angeles, also New York City.
A don't tell sanctuary city is like San Francisco, where they don't let their police officers tell ICE if they find out that they've got somebody in custody who's an illegal alien.
And then we have a third kind of sanctuary county emerging now, just in the last two and a half years.
These are counties that won't cooperate when ICE gives them a phone call and says, hey, we want to take custody of that particular illegal alien you have just arrested because he's got a rap sheet a mile long and we want to deport him.
And these counties are refusing to hand over what is usually a criminal.
To the authorities, the federal authorities, ICE. And there are over 200 sanctuary counties in the United States.
So it's a huge problem.
These aren't phantoms.
Chris, who's...
Correct me if I'm wrong, John.
Don't the sanctuary cities come out of executive order, an executive order from the president, which was prioritizing, you know, not picking up everybody, only going after certain people who are here illegally?
Is that how it was kind of created?
No.
That was not mentioned in this piece.
This is a thing that began as a civil rights thing within certain cities.
The city council determines this.
It's like who manages the city in San Francisco, for example.
It was the city council of San Francisco and the mayor...
That said that made this they voted on it and they said no you can't tell anybody this is and they gave the orders to the police department because it is police departments never independent in a city they're told what to do by the by the local government but he kind of talks a little bit about the counties of this next the last clip Which is the more interesting one because this doesn't stem from a popular vote.
Now, in San Francisco, it's the public that elected the council that made it a sanctuary city because the liberals in San Francisco, which it's filled with, wanted it.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, it's not like these guys are foisting it on anybody.
So I don't think it may or may not have stemmed from the ideas the president put forth, but it doesn't seem to be the case.
Sanctuary cities are usually formed by city councils.
They take a formal vote, and they decide to become a sanctuary city.
Now, these sanctuary counties are usually sheriff's offices who are making a decision without any input from the voters, and they're doing it because the ACLU is threatening to sue them.
It's a completely bogus threat.
No!
Really?
So the ACLU has more to do with this probably than the president.
I'm so disappointed in ACLU. They are so political.
Because I signed up with one of those kids on the corner just wearing the t-shirt.
Not at all with ACLU. I'm like, yeah, I've heard about them.
I'll sign up.
And they have some good things, but man, so political.
So disappointing.
Yeah, it's very inconsistent.
Yeah, inconsistent.
That's it.
That's it.
At least inconsistent from any normal point of view.
I mean, I suppose if you were the absolute libertarian of libertarians, you'd probably think, well, that's just the way it is.
And how is it that I completely missed my new favorite guy on the world stage?
And who is your new favorite guy, might I ask?
Rodrigo Duterte!
Oh!
Ha ha!
I love this guy!
You son of a bitch!
Son of a whore, actually.
Son of a whore is what he said.
He said son of a bitch.
The translation I got from the Philippines was son of a whore.
Because he says literally son of a bitch because you can hear the B in there.
Oh no, they're all beeped out.
No, he says it in Filipino.
He doesn't say it in English.
He does.
Oh, not on the clip.
I know Amy Goodman says son of a whore too, but play the Amy Goodman clip, which has got his clip in there, but they have it bleeped, which doesn't make sense to me.
I have the clip unbleeped if you want to hear it.
Well, let's play the Amy clip first.
Which one is it?
Obama versus the Philippines?
Yeah.
After Obama's trip to China, he became the first sitting U.S. president to visit Laos, where he's pledged $90 million to help clear Laos of unexploded U.S. bombs left from the U.S. secret bombing campaign of Laos during the Vietnam War.
Between 1964 and 73, the U.S. dropped as many as 270 million cluster bombs on Laos.
Laos authorities say as many as one-third of these cluster bombs did not explode at the time.
During his three-day trip to Laos, Laos, Obama was also slated to meet with the controversial president of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte.
But Obama canceled the meeting after Duterte called President Obama a son of a whore and warned him not to ask about his so-called drug war, in which police and vigilantes have killed at least 2,400 people in only two months.
This is Philippines President Duterte.
I am a president of a sovereign state.
And we have long ceased to be a colonic.
I do not have any master except the Filipino people.
Nobody but nobody.
You must be respectful.
Don't just throw away questions and statements.
Son of a ****, I will swear at you in that forum.
This comes as President Duterte declared an indefinite national state of emergency Monday after a bombing in the city of Davao killed 14 people Friday.
The declaration does not amount to martial law but does give the police and military sweeping powers.
Militants from the group Abu Sayyaf have claimed responsibility for the bombing.
Now, I was looking for the original audio.
I wanted a clip because I'm like, oh, I want to hear him say son of a whore because that's what I heard the reporting.
And I went looking.
And interestingly, Al Jazeera not only had the clip, but they also had a pretty cool deconstruction, which I want to play.
But I could not reach that.
It said, you cannot reach this video from the United States.
So I had to get a...
And that's Al Jazeera.
That's odd for them to do that.
So I had to go through a proxy.
I think...
I think you're talking about Al Jazeera English.
Yes, of course.
Yeah, well, all that stuff coming out of Great Britain requires a VPN. It's got nothing to do with Al Jazeera.
Oh, okay, okay.
Well, here is...
You should let me know.
I could have got it.
I have a VPN in England.
I got a VPN and I got the clip.
Nobody, but nobody.
You must be respectful.
Don't let's just throw away questions and statements.
Putang ina, mumurahin kita dyan sa forum na yun.
That's not English.
That's what he says.
Son of a whore, I'll get you on the panel.
So that's what he said.
Now, first I have the apologies, because he did have to apologize, and then we want to talk about this guy a little bit.
He didn't have to.
Well, he felt he had to.
Yeah.
And this is his spokeshole with the apology.
President Duterte explained that the press reports that the President Obama would lecture him on extrajudicial killings led to his strong comments, which in turn elicited concern.
He regrets that his remarks to the press have caused much controversy.
The president looks forward to ironing out differences, arising out of the national priorities and perceptions, and working in mutually responsible ways for both countries.
Uh, okay.
I just got a couple of emails.
He apparently in Spanish says something about puta, which would be son of a whore, not son of a bitch.
Here is Al Jazeera's deconstruction with some woman from Manila.
I thought it was pretty good because it goes even deeper than Amy Goodman went into the history that the United States has with the Philippines.
Well, you know, you've got to understand that this president was voted into power precisely because of that.
I mean, when he started the campaign, he was seen as an enigma and now he's got over 90% approval rating.
However, yesterday, before he flew out from Davao, he was asked precisely by a local reporter who asked, what are you going to say if Obama asks you about the extrajudicial killings in the Philippines?
And he basically blurted out this insult and even threatened, in fact, to kick the U.S. President.
It is important to know fully that it is not the first time that President Duterte hurled an insult at a U.S. official.
He did that several times at the U.S. Ambassador to the Philippines, Philip Goldberg, whom he called queer.
He actually said that he's a queer son of a whore.
In fact, several times, he also issued, again, an apology.
Now, it is important to note here, Foley, that there is something that has been overlooked here.
Unfortunately, he mentioned in his speech about the sketchy human rights record of the United States.
In particular, he mentioned something that is largely unknown, the Buddaho massacre, which was committed by American troops.
In the early 1900s against Moro Muslims in the southern Philippines in Sulu province.
I mean, that has been completely shadowed.
He should have been given, basically, should have had more opportunity to explain what that was about.
He was making comparisons about the U.S. sketchy human rights record, as he said, and the Philippines, basically saying that we have our own context of human rights here, but completely overshadowed by the insults and also completely overshadowed the issue in the South China Sea Foley.
So, according to this deconstruction, it wasn't so much about this.
I mean, he's gone on a tear.
He's shooting hundreds of people a day.
Hey, you're a drug dealer?
Boom, you're dead.
He's really trying to clean it up, which is interesting.
But it was about this earlier incident.
And when the president said, well, I'm coming to talk to you about, you know, your human rights.
The president, of course, I think talking about, you know, oh, you're killing people, drug dealers.
And he said, pfft.
You talk to me about human rights, a-hole?
That's pretty much what happened.
And this guy is great!
I like this guy!
He's hilarious!
I gotta get more clips, because he says, I don't care about shit, and he's just swearing everywhere.
He's my new favorite guy.
Your new beat.
Hell yeah.
Update!
Update, update.
Hillary Clinton, just probably listening to our show, has changed her...
Her code for her plane.
New code.
EAL3003. Echo Alpha Lima 3003.
That sounds more like a tail code, doesn't it?
No, it's not.
I've asked our producer who wants to be anonymous if he can get me the actual tail number.
He'll get it.
He'll get it.
EAL3003? Mm-hmm.
Well, she's known, isn't she known as Eagle One?
I don't know.
I think that's Eagle, like, yeah.
I think her Secret Service name is Eagle One.
It could be wrong.
Could be.
Could be.
I may be thinking of someone else.
Well, let's go to England since we're talking about the...
Brexit stuff, or not?
No, no.
I do have Brexit stuff.
Oh.
What you got?
I wanted to play this thing.
There's another story that nobody's covering.
It's about Men With Hill.
Okay.
Which is a big GCHQ facility with...
You can look at the photos of it.
It's fantastic.
Is this the new round building?
No, no, no.
That's their main building.
No, this is just a facility out in the middle of nowhere where apparently U.S. drones take off from.
Oh, it's a base.
It's a base, but if you look at the pictures of it, it's fantastic.
Wow, look at all those golf balls.
Yes, golf balls.
So you don't know where they're pointing.
I have a little facility around here.
There's one, it's in Richmond.
It's just off the freeway.
I always hate going by it because it's sending and receiving microwaves every which way.
Mm-hmm.
But it's some sort of a screwball facility of some sort.
But they don't cover the dishes like these guys do.
These are just dishes inside those balls.
And that means you can't see where they're aimed or anything.
It's just like really creepy.
But let's play Men With Hill 1 so you can see what this is going on.
Nobody's reporting this.
The latest Edward Snowden leaks detail how the U.S. has been using a British base to conduct deadly drone strikes in possible violation of international law.
The leaks detail location tracking methods developed at Britain's Men With Hill base to pinpoint targets in Yemen where the U.S. has long waged a covert drone war.
RT's Harry Fear reports.
So these revelations make clear that the previously secret facility is a shared spy base used by the NSA and GCHQ.
And the intelligence gathered there apparently used in these controversial assassination drone campaigns that the U.S. has operated in, Iraq and Afghanistan, but also in nations where it's not at war, like in Yemen.
Of course, the record there of civilian loss has been so high.
But this all raises questions then about how much the U.K. knew about what exactly was going on there, how the intelligence gathered was being used.
Because previously the U.K.'s official line has always been that the U.S. operations there are carried out.
quote, with the full knowledge and consent of British officials.
But reacting red-faced that today are human rights lawyers and NGOs.
It is now imperative that the Prime Minister comes clean about UK involvement in targeted killing to ensure that British personnel and resources are not implicated in the legal and immoral activities.
The activities at Menworth Hill have up until now been a closely guarded secret.
GCHQ, a British security and intelligence agency, says that all work there is carried out in accordance with strict legal frameworks.
A statement from the US claims that the mission at Menworth Hill protects America and other countries around the world.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Don't we have a clip of her doing that?
What was it?
No, it was Haig.
I think that's the creepy clip.
Yeah, the creepy clip.
The strict legal framework, this one, I think.
Yeah.
Strong legal framework.
This is even better in this context.
It's only to protect their freedoms, people.
Don't worry about it.
Just protecting your freedom, man.
Move along.
Now, it turns out that this has been the British public, because they can't keep a secret, has known about this for some time, and they've been bitching and moaning about it.
Nobody's paying any attention to them until the snow thing comes out.
And still, you know, we haven't heard this on mainstream media, and you're not going to, because it's like, you know, it's privileged.
But here's part two where they talk about the British that are living around this.
Hey, we know that this place is creepy.
Well, the Menwith Hill station was also in the spotlight in 2012 when locals living near the base staged a protest outside the facility.
RT covered the demonstration.
Protesters claimed the base was completely unaccountable and its operations kept secret.
Claims about UK involvement in US drone strikes were already surfacing back then.
The UK is providing a facility here that's involved in drone attacks that we know from independent assessments are killing and injuring thousands of civilians.
Now, these are acts of war.
And normally, when we have acts of war, you know, Parliament should normally inform people that we're involved in those.
And we're not being informed.
We're kept entirely in the dark about them.
We always knew that the UK was working together with the US on these drone operations, but now we have much more information that details how Men with Hill has been used to collect vast amounts of data that is used not just for surveillance, but actually given over for military operations.
Yeah.
You know, I just remembered when I was living in Surrey, in Guilford, I think it was Captain Dan, one of the flight instructors that I would fly with from time to time, he told me about the satellite system.
In Guilford, there's this building, and they run a lot of the covert satellite systems from there.
Do you remember that?
Yeah.
Yeah, a long time ago.
This man with Hill and pretty much helping target the drone strikes is...
I'm shocked!
I'm shocked, I tell you.
Shocked, I tell you!
Hold on.
Now, I think Snowden obviously has held back stuff.
And I think he's sick of being in Russia.
Yeah.
And he's going to start leaking stuff like this.
It's going to start ratcheting.
So it's going to be, besides this, something even worse.
And then something worse.
Until they get him, they extract him, give him assurances that he's not going to go to jail or anything.
They're going to have to pardon him or something.
And then he's going to have to sign a nondisclosure and give back everything he has if he has anything left.
And then this will be done with.
So we'll probably get one or two more things out of Snowden before the government gets a clue that he's tired.
And, you know, our thesis is always that he's still working for the CIA, and they haven't done anything to get him out of there.
And I think that's coming to a close.
I think the Snowden thing, and the movie is probably going to help, because the movie actually may be part of the system to get him out.
Yeah, now we heard...
Our friend Oliver Stone there.
Because Stone, it's already said this is a sympathetic movie.
It's going to be used as a propaganda tool so the public will, oh, Snowden's not a bad guy.
Even Trump, who says he's a traitor.
The public who thinks he's a traitor is going to go, oh, well, you know, maybe we got it all wrong.
Yeah, they should throw somebody in jail, not Snowden.
And so this whole thing with Oliver Stone may be just bullcrap.
Could be.
Well, I was just going to say, while we're in England, I do have something that...
Because this week was the second question time for the Prime Minister.
Ah, the new Prime Minister, Theresa May.
Yeah, she's come out.
And I've noticed something about her.
For one thing, I do have two clips of her.
One is her on the...
On the Brexit.
Which says video or something.
I don't know what I was doing.
This was just an interesting little subtext of something else she was talking about.
She throws in the possibilities that could happen.
Because I, as you know, I've never believed that they're going to ever get out of there.
But she does throw this little tidbit in.
And what it says to me is that everything she...
These are the things she's thinking about.
Everybody's thinking about.
Go on.
That we can approach the vote that took place on the 23rd of June in two ways.
We could try and roll back on it.
We could have a second referendum.
We could say we didn't really believe it.
Actually, we are respecting the views of the British people.
We could have a second referendum.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
All that tells me is that it's on their mind.
Of course.
She just sounds like she's being stubborn, but I think it's a sham.
Now, she is the prime minister over the years, and it reminds me, the best I've ever seen do this is Gilliard in Australia.
Mm-hmm.
She was mean.
When she got up there to eviscerate somebody to ask the question, she's the nastiest I've ever heard.
She was unbelievable.
Very talented.
Cameron, when he'd come up, somebody would ask a question, and then he'd say, he'd answer with kind of a formula.
He'd say this, this, and this, and this, and then he'd have a punchline, a little insulting punchline at the very end that was lighthearted and got everyone in the hall to laugh, even though it was mean-spirited.
It was mean-spirited and lighthearted.
It was very hard to do.
And Cameron's cadence and the way he did these gags, as I call them, was very funny in a certain way.
Theresa May has decided to try to be funny and try to say something cute.
It's very British, I will point out.
It's very British and very hard to do correctly.
Yes.
And she really stinks at it.
She's annoying.
She obviously, and I have an example of this, she obviously hears something from the other side.
In this case, it would be Corbyn asking a question on behalf of the Labor Party and that whole constituency on the other side.
She obviously, if you listen to this, you'll hear something that was rehearsed.
She wanted to use it.
She choked.
She choked.
Nothing to do with what she was talking about.
It's like you have a gag, you know, you were talking, and I have something that I thought was clever and funny.
And so I decide, well, I don't know how many more questions I'm going to have to have this opportunity.
I just drop it in.
Lock it.
I'm really, you know, that I'm ad-libbing it because that's what you want to look like.
Because even though we know from Tony Blair and I think some other people that have already discussed this on an earlier show, we had the clip that these question time with the prime minister is completely rehearsed.
The questions are all known in advance.
All known in advance, yes.
Now, why she decided to use this stupid joke at the end of this little segment is beyond me, but listen to how bad it is.
Mark, is really money well spent?
Yeah.
I have to say to the right honourable gentleman that he starts off talking about the importance of people actually being able to be in their own homes and then challenges one of the measures that actually helps people to get into their own homes.
Through housing benefit support in the private rented sector.
So it may be that he just has an ideological objection to the private rented sector.
What I say is what this government is doing is ensuring that what we are doing is looking across the board.
So we will see more houses being built.
We are looking to ensure that there is a diversity of opportunity for people in terms of getting their own home.
But I have to say to the right honourable gentleman that...
Everything that he says just tells us what all we need to know about modern labour.
The trains left the station.
The seats are all empty.
The leaders on the floor.
Even on rolling stock, they're a laughing stock.
Does anybody see this as a massive stretch of logic?
Yeah.
Even on rolling stock, they're not even talking about trains or anything.
Even on rolling stock, they're laughing stock.
She must have just thought that was hilarious.
What is rolling stock?
Rolling stock's like boxcars.
Oh, okay.
That's what I thought, yes.
Anything with wheels.
Oops.
That's it.
That's all I got.
This legislation is important.
The substance is right, the time is right, and the way in which it has been developed is right.
It is a properly considered, thought-through set of proposals that will help to keep us safe at a time of very significant danger.
It has been drawn up in close consultation with the police and security services.
In an open and free society like ours, we can never entirely eliminate the threat from terrorism.
But we must do everything possible, consistent with our values as a country, to reduce the risk presented by our enemies.
It is a struggle that will go on for many years, and the threat we face right now is perhaps greater than it ever has been.
And we must have the powers we need, powers we need, powers we need to defend ourselves.
Hell yeah.
I love that clip.
Stek sent us an email this morning.
I don't know if you saw it.
You were on it.
I love seeing this because it's a repeat of 10 years ago.
It's the same thing.
It will not work.
I'm not going to get into all that about how you cannot monetize the network.
However, there was a so-called upfront Which is very traditional in the television business where there's a big meeting and typically in New York and all the television producers go there and the advertisers and the media buyers and say, oh, this is what we got.
You want to get in now, buy in early, and we'll give you a good deal if you buy in for advertising on our shows.
And this year, for the second year, this is a little bit bigger now, there's one more stop on the Upfront Tour, podcasts.
As Mid-Roll Media, WNYC, How Stuff Works, Podcast One, Panoply, NPR, ESPN, and Time, Inc.
made their case at an all-day event put on by the Interactive Advertising Bureau.
And Katie Couric was there.
She has a podcast.
Yeah, all kinds.
But here's the one.
Now, Mark Maron...
Pitched his WTF podcast to advertisers on stage.
It's in the Wall Street Journal.
So kind of the pitch from the podcast front was podcast producers were telling marketers that listeners are more likely to have been influenced because program hosts often read the ads and give them their own flair.
That can be a risk for some advertisers who are used to having full control, but podcasters like Mr.
Marin, who hosts the WTF podcast, try to assure marketers that that shouldn't be a concern.
And it was really the last quote of the entire article that really got me.
Here it is.
Mark Maron says, I'm not going to say shit in your ad copy.
I can follow the rules.
I'm a rule follower.
So if the rule is that we have to do it, then I'll do it.
So he's a rule follower?
Well, just wait until the advertisers start squeezing you, dude.
I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
Won't last.
It won't last.
You know, the funny thing about the...
Yeah.
These guys have put the screws to you.
And I want to talk about that event a little more after we thank our people, including Jeremy Dixon and Katie, Texas, who contributed $99.99.
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Hold on a second.
I got the...
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We only had the one, two, three boobs.
All righty.
Thank you, people, for the boobs.
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Which represents both our ages, 64 and 52.
And what does he say?
He says he started listening very recently and he's completely hooked.
Yeah, he wants a dedouching.
Thank you for enlightening me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, he wants a dedouching?
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You've been dedouched.
He's got a nice little spiel here.
All right, go ahead.
He's saying that, you know, it's thanks to us that he's thinking normally.
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Wow, that was a quick drop-off.
Oh yeah, I know it drops off tremendously.
We wouldn't have done very well if it wasn't for the executive producers that came in late.
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Sir Trevor, yeah, it is Sir Trevor, but is he in France?
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Hold on a second.
Anonymous from Taiwan wanted to call out his brother as a douchebag.
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It was pretty spectacular this week, the amount of information.
Just email alone was almost enough to put together half the show.
It was really good.
Oh, it's highly appreciated.
There won't be stuff like this, though.
Uh-oh.
Now, here, you know, I've followed this for the last year, I guess, is that And by the way, I do have a clip coming on the next show, a Sunday show, from the PBS NewsHour.
Okay.
I just didn't want to put into today's show, but it was a thing on climate change, because these guys are freaking out again.
Nice tease.
Nice tease.
So they have two people, and they don't have a...
But it's not a...
There's no skeptic, there's no scientist who's got good credentials who can go on there and say, no, this is nonsense, there's no evidence of this.
It's just two people, two reporters, not even experts, two reporters, a science reporter from the Washington Post, the worst paper, and then the New York Times, and it's just, yeah, you're right, yeah, you're right.
So I've been following this kind of lunacy on PBS NewsHour, but my favorite stuff is always from Brooks.
Oh, yes, of course.
Brooks and Shields.
They bring these two guys on, and they're supposed to be one's a Democrat, one's supposed to be a Republican.
The Republican guy has been, like, made insane by Donald Trump to the point—because he said, oh, he's never going to get this, never, never, never, never, never, all through the campaign, all through the— He won't be nominated.
This was endless, and he still can't get over it.
They should get rid of him on this thing, but then when they do get rid of him for a moment, they put a Washington Post person in it, which is the same thing.
So this is one of my favorite ones of late.
This was, I think, a few shows ago.
This is Brooks, who's just like, he's like an insane person now when it comes to Trump.
And he's the Republican guy?
Supposedly the Republican, even though he's as liberal as the other guy.
And I guess he's the liberal, I talk about these people as the liberal Republicans who are, I think I made a joke about it in the newsletter, who are, I'm a liberal Republican.
I'm not one of those conservative Republicans.
I'm a liberal Republican, you know, like the Rockefellers.
Yeah.
Which were liberal Republicans.
I mean, Nelson Rockefeller ran for president.
Here's Brooks on...
This is Brooks on the well, and this just, to me, epitomizes his anger.
Against Donald Trump?
It's his anger in general now.
When he came back, and you're saying, no, we won't actually build that wall.
Well, you know, this isn't exactly dog whistle politics.
It's just whistle politics.
If you look at the NBC Wall Street Journal poll and they ask people, what are your top issues you care about in this country?
Well, economy comes up very high.
National security comes up very high.
Even the deficits come up reasonably high.
Only 6% list immigration as one of their top three issues.
It's not a major issue.
And the reason it's worked for Trump is because he's playing identity politics.
He's playing us-versus-them politics, basically native whites against foreigners.
And so the wall is not really a wall.
I think most people know he's not actually going to build a wall, and certainly Mexico's not going to pay for it.
Is this something you believe he's not going to build a wall?
No, of course he's going to build a wall.
Of course he's going to build a wall.
Why does he say this?
I wonder myself.
He is so out of touch.
I mean, he hates Trump.
He can't believe that he's been wrong about Trump the whole election season, day after day after day.
He's saying he's never going to get in, he's never going to get voted, nobody's going to vote for him, and he's just crazy.
And now he thinks Trump's not going to build the wall?
That's the one thing I'm pretty sure if he's elected, he'll do.
I think he may not do anything else but build the wall.
Maybe.
And I'm done.
All right, everybody.
See you later.
Here's Pence.
Take it away.
Yeah, pretty much.
That's what I'm thinking, too.
That's great.
I was taken aback by that.
I understand.
I understand.
But the way he says it, though, we all know.
Yeah.
He says we all know.
We all know he's not really going to build the wall.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, so there's your public broadcasting.
Yesterday, of course, I don't want to do a full segment.
I actually compiled something.
Yesterday, of course, we had a new Apple announcement.
And it was like a new watch, a new iPhone.
Here's a compilation of all the tech horny shows who follow the Apple news.
Well, wait a minute.
You want to do a quick tech segment?
I could talk about that.
I think I watched the whole thing.
The event.
Okay, I didn't really want to do it.
Okay, then let's talk about it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, there's an ISO.
Let me write it down.
Put that one down.
That's got to go to the beginning of the show.
Let me write it down.
iPhone, schmy phone!
All right, everybody, it's time for Tech News, the Tech Horny.
Here is a compilation of every single tech podcast that followed the announcement yesterday.
Apparently, John, you followed as well.
Here is a compilation of their response to the new Apple News.
Oh, Apple.
Oh, they're going to open up Siri.
Oh, they're going to have a home device.
There you go.
Done.
You're actually going to have a compilation.
You're just panting like a dog.
Okay, you want to talk about this thing?
So I watched this thing.
I mean, it was, you know, I was more intrigued by the fact that they packed The Civic Auditorium packed it to the gills with all these people.
And then when they showed, they had some boom or some kind of crazy lash-up where they had this camera that could go all over the place.
It was like one of those cameras you see on the basketball game on a string.
It just floats around.
Or maybe there was a drone in there.
I have no idea.
A drone.
When they showed, as he was giving his presentation, Tim Cook comes out.
The guy is just dull.
And he comes, even though at the beginning of it they had him with James Corden sitting in the car.
That was cute.
I saw it.
It was cute.
It was, I guess it was cute.
Anyway, so they have the shot from behind.
I don't know how you can really make presentations nowadays because when you look down from the back, down the audience onto the stage, you see the little figure on the stage.
Everybody's got a phone in their face.
The place up, it looks like a Christmas tree.
Mm-hmm.
Because everybody is, they're listening to the presentation.
They've all got their phone open and they're looking at it or poking at it or they're doing something.
It's really strange.
It's a very strange thing to see.
Yeah.
But, you know, it's like they're holding the candles up.
They used to hold a cigarette lighter up.
Now they can get the phone.
All they do is flip the phone around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was nothing.
I didn't see anything interesting except they took the gold watch away.
They're not going to make that anymore, I guess.
And they had this ceramic...
White watch.
This is a big deal.
And the watch now spits.
It'll spit.
Yeah, spits the water out if you go underwater.
Spits the water out.
And the phone, I didn't see anything interesting.
So they took the jack away.
We knew that was going to happen.
Well, there is one interesting thing which was not mentioned on the stage.
I thought it was a mistake.
Well, I'm sure there's all kinds of political reasons why.
This will have the extended LTE frequency radios in it.
specifically great for t-mobile um so they'll have like you know the you can do 500 megabits of you know right we'll see that when it happens but it has extended range and that's really good for the show because when i'm on the road then i can get faster bandwidth and hopefully a better reception uh with my t-mobile just using the iphone should there be you know some kind of connectivity you use t-mobile for the little for your uh No, I use Verizon for the dongle.
I need to have two, because, you know, T-Mobile doesn't have coverage everywhere.
But the Verizon, oh my god.
You know, when I went camping with Christina, we went into the woods when she was here, and I did the show from there.
But also, you know, she's like, ah, daddy, I want to watch WWE, the Monday night slam down, or whatever it is.
Butt slam.
Yes, the Monday night butt slam, exactly.
And...
So, you know, I had to get an account and, you know, stream it.
You go over your limit with those guys, it gets really expensive.
I think I got like a $500 or $600 bill for all of the extra data that I used.
Verizon is a jip.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa!
You got butt slammed!
Big time.
Big time.
T-Mobile is free.
It's just all you can eat.
I didn't know Verizon did.
That's what my wife...
Oh, yeah.
I have 20...
Her fiber went down and she was using the Verizon and she's got the MiFi thing.
MiFi.
MiFi.
And she's using it and then she stopped.
She said, I can't use it anymore because I'm going to get...
Once you go over and she's explaining this to me, I said, that can't be...
Because I didn't think that was as bad as you just described it.
And so she was internet Facebook free for like two or three days until they fixed the fiber.
And she was just beside herself.
Like one of those commercials where somebody is on the internet.
They're coming through withdrawal.
They can't talk straight.
They're starting to babble.
That sort of thing.
You get 20 gigabytes.
You can get different plans.
And because I don't use it all the time, I have 20 gigabytes per month, which is still 80 bucks or whatever.
Well, how much gigabytes do you use on an hour of doing the show on Skype?
So using the, if I go away with the airstream of consciousness between prep and show, I get pretty close to the, I get about 17, 18 gigabytes to do everything.
Okay.
So anything above that is, I think it's, I'm going to say it's very expensive.
I think it's $15 per gigabyte.
It's crazy.
Yes, my wife said 20.
Yeah, it could be 20.
Yeah, it's crazy.
She says, oh, it's $20 a gigabyte.
I said, oh, so what?
You're just going to get your email.
Yeah, right.
Right, right, right.
Not.
No, that's a jip.
I'll say.
So I'm very happy about that.
I need to get the phone for that reason, because otherwise I really don't care.
I dropped my iPhone and broke the screen.
And so I called...
Who was this?
Last week.
I've never dropped my phone.
It doesn't happen to me very often.
In fact, it's never happened.
I understand you dropped in the toilet once.
That was the first iPhone when I was living in the UK, and Chris Jacob had gotten one for me, and I was using it, it was cool, and I dropped it in the toilet, and it was over.
There were some pictures of me putting it into a Tupperware with kitty litter and trying to get it to dry out.
It didn't happen.
Yeah.
But, you know, to me...
Oh, yeah, so...
I wasn't going to say about the...
You're talking about Verizon, the overcharge, and it cost you a fortune to watch a movie.
No, I was back to the Apple thing for Ria.
Oh, yeah, what else was at the Apple event?
They don't have headphones anymore, or headphone jack, and they got a dongle.
Yeah, this isn't...
Well, you can plug in a new...
You get...
I guess the iPhone comes with a...
Why do they put...
Let me ask you a question just in general.
Most of these...
I've got my old Nexus phone, which I still use.
And I see it with this phone here.
Why do you put your dongle connection and all the rest at the bottom of the phone?
And I ask that because many times when you're using one of these phones, like in the car, when I would say...
Yeah, you have the holder and then it's in the way.
You have like a little...
Well, if you have one of those...
Suck-on holders is fine.
But even then, no, even then you have issues because of the way the suck-on thing works.
It clamps the phone, and then if it does, if it clamps it sideways, it's one way, and if it clamps it up and down, it's different.
But I usually just drop the phone into one of those receptacles that holds cups.
Yeah.
It's called a cup holder.
Well, it's crap coming out of the bottom.
I got the charger, it plugs in the bottom, and so the thing is, it doesn't fit in there right, because the bottom's got some interference, because it's got some coming out of the bottom.
Do you guys have problems figuring this out, that the bottom is not the best place to put these things?
I think, I don't know.
It may be just a design question.
It could be interference with the antenna question.
It could be placement of just the way the phone is built.
Oh, that's what I was going to say.
So I dropped my phone, broke the screen.
And I contact one of Tina's daughters who works at the Apple store.
I said, hey, should I come and get a fix?
You know, the 7's coming out.
But it was pretty busted.
So we go to the fix-it, the iFixit here in Austin.
This is an outfit for $99.
They'll fix your screen.
I'm like, okay.
Wow, man.
What a great business this is.
So, I watch him do it.
I watch him do that.
It's pretty quick.
But the replacement screen, in no way whatsoever is it a replacement for what I had.
It is a cheap piece of Chinese poop.
And, in fact, I dropped the phone again yesterday, because now I'm just careless.
And it didn't break, but it actually separated.
It popped up, and I could see the backlight.
And I pressed it down, and it closed again.
And it's not rounded at the edges.
It's complete counterfeit crap.
But it didn't break when I dropped it, which was kind of interesting.
Yeah.
I think they want it to break.
Oh, planned obsolescence, obviously, is part of this.
Obviously.
I really don't mind what they're doing.
I don't care.
I can see where wireless is.
A lot of people already use Bluetooth.
You know, I wrote a column on this for PC Magazine, and I realized I haven't plugged anything into my headphone jack for probably two or three years.
I do.
I do.
When I'm on the plane, I always carry my headphones for the show because I don't want to carry multiple headphones.
And it's the same ones I'm using now, the Sony Studio headphones.
And I just unscrew the big connector jack and plug it into my phone.
And I like that because I like these headphones.
I like the way they sound.
I don't want to have to now carry a different set of wireless headphones in order to use it.
So that's...
For me personally, I don't like that.
And also, you saw these new, what are they called, AirPods?
They look like earrings.
Yeah, I really want to have a transmitter on both sides of my head now.
I'm very happy with this.
Radiating into my freaking skull.
This does not make any...
I don't like the Bluetooth stuff.
I don't like any of it.
It's not good.
You know what I'm saying.
I don't...
You know me.
I'm free air.
You know, put some speakers in front of me and turn them on.
And time to close it up!
The only good phone's a landline, and the phone should be made out of Bakelite.
That's right, everybody.
That's your tech news for today.
All the tech corners are happy new iPhones!
I have only one more segment, but I'm going to open up the floor to you first.
I have one clip.
I have a bunch of clips, but I have the one that needs to be played.
Because this one was just like, you watch this, you shake your head, and you go, what?
You know, Soros is behind Black Lives Matter.
Yes, he's financing.
You know that Black Lives Matter closed down an airport in England.
And I think they've done this a couple of times.
Yes, yes, yes.
They try to do something at Heathrow, and then they close down a runway.
It's because of American racism.
They're over there in London, Massachusetts.
Makes so much sense.
Well, it turns out, see, that's the thing.
It's not about American racism.
Possibly it never was.
It's a Soros thing.
Yeah, of course.
You don't know what's going on.
So I think you figure out what's going on here.
What bullcrap, this Black Lives Matter thing, is that this is going to be what their message is.
The London City Airport shut down flights this morning after nine.
Black Lives Matter activists locked themselves together on the runway to protest the climate change impact of air travel on black people worldwide.
In a series of tweets sent out by Black Lives Matter UK this morning, the group highlighted how many majority black nations in Africa are most impacted by climate change, even though majority white nations like Britain are most responsible for causing climate change.
The protesters erected a tripod and chained themselves together, delaying flights for hours before being arrested.
This is a clip of a video put out by Black Lives Matter UK explaining the protest.
The UK is the biggest per capita contributor to global temperature change and the least vulnerable.
According to the UNHCR, by 2050, there will be 200 million climate refugees.
Oh yeah, of course.
Of course, it's all about climate change.
200 million climate refugees, by the way.
Of course.
That makes nothing but sense.
So Black Lives Matter is really a climate change front organization.
Yes.
This has not been revealed to the public, especially the American public, yet.
Do you think that's all they are, or maybe that's just one of the many issues they're instructed to attack?
I think they'll attack a few things, but I actually think, looking at Soros and the way he invests and what he likes to put money into, I think this is really what's going on.
I don't know.
I think the United States, I think they're going to get called out if they try to pull this off.
But black lives matter and now they're talking about African black lives.
Oh yeah.
Because of climate change.
And then they have a video.
I only cut the video short.
I just left the two things in there because it went on for like 30 seconds.
Some people talking about black people talking about climate change.
It was unbelievable.
Fabulous.
Speaking of which, today, September 8th, 1899, it was 108 degrees in Missouri.
Yeah, it was hotter.
Yeah, it's not 108 there today.
No.
My final bit, I thank you to Gary who alerted me to this, is from...
The BBC News Hour with David L. Phillips.
Had not heard of this guy.
Quite an impressive resume.
Director of the Program on Peacebuilding and Rights, Columbia University's Institute for the Study of Human Rights.
He served as foreign affairs expert, as senior advisor to the U.S. Department of State, and senior advisor to the United Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs.
He's worked at academic institutions as executive director of Columbia University's International Conflict Resolution Program, director of America University's Program on Conflict Prevention.
He has no Wikipedia page, by the way, which really points strongly to him being a spook.
Senior fellow at Harvard University's Future of Diplomacy Project, fellow and fellow at Harvard University Centers for Middle East Studies, professor at the Diplomatic Academy of Vienna.
I mean, this goes on and on and on.
Yeah, that's got a Wikipedia page written all over it, unless...
Unless, exactly.
So he's on, and he's talking about the most recent fighting going on in Girabolus, which is Syria, and Girabolus, where Turkey, of course, is right on the Turkish border, the Syrian-Turkish where Turkey, of course, is right on the Turkish border, the And I learned a lot from this very, very interesting guy.
And I'm not quite sure.
Well, I guess he was an advisor, so he wasn't really a paid member of the State Department, perhaps, so he feels comfortable saying these things.
So Turkey came in in Girabolus, and what we heard was, in fact, even Joe Biden went to Turkey around the same time that this happened, and said, you know, he was hanging out there and trying to kind of smooth everything over.
And he said, And we learned from our friend here, from David L. Phillips, that something else entirely happened.
So the way it was played to us in the media, if you heard about it at all, is that the Turks are now, they came in, they did the right thing, they kicked the Islamic State out of Jeroboos, and good to go.
Here's David L. Brooks telling us what actually happened.
Let's be clear about the nature of this operation in Jeroboos.
It was not targeting the IS. It was targeting Syrian Kurds.
In fact, there was a deal precooked between Ankara and the Islamic State, whereby the Islamic State fighters merely changed their uniforms to look like the Free Syrian Army.
This was a rescue of the Islamic State in Jeroboam from the PYD offensive.
It didn't advance the goal of killing Islamic State fighters or help the United States and the multinational coalition in its drive to contain jihadis.
I had not heard about this!
So the whole thing was phony.
Yes.
It was to rescue the ISIS folks, which we have talked about Turkey being in bed with ISIS for a long time.
Well, the second clip that I have here, he explains it in a little more detail.
And we'll talk about this after the clip.
You need to understand the problem between Turkey and the Kurds.
And so our friends have always been the YPG. That's the Kurdish fighters.
And those are the guys that we support, along with the Free Syrian Army.
But what Turkey pretty much did is they came in and they wiped out all of the YPG fighters, who are our guys, and they protected ISIS. By just having them put on Free Syrian Army uniforms, which, man, this is a trick that goes back to World War II. I mean, this is an old one.
It goes back before then.
Oh, of course.
Well, listen to the second bit.
And let's recall that for several years, Turkey was the principal sponsor of the Islamic State.
It gave the Islamic State...
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt.
I mean, that's obviously something that they would strongly disagree with.
They had disagreed with it, but they're lying.
They supported the Islamic State.
The evidence is ample.
Everyone knows that from 2014 to the beginning of 2016, Turkey was the primary benefactor of jihadis, including Islamic State fighters.
The U.S. knows full well that its most reliable ally in Syria are the People's Protection Forces of the PYD. It doesn't buy this propaganda from Erdogan that a no-fly zone and a security area is somehow going to be a humanitarian intervention.
It's purely an effort to limit the influence of Syrian Kurds and for Turkey to project its power into Syria.
The peace process in Syria is complicated by Turkey's presence on the ground and at the negotiating table.
The U.S. is fully aware of that.
It's just tiptoeing around Erdogan because it doesn't want to insult a NATO ally, particularly after Turkey's made such a stink about the U.S. involvement in the recent coup and its unwillingness to hand over and extradite Fethullah Gulen.
So nice that he brought in Fethullah Gulen there.
So I started to do a little bit of research on this, and he writes a lot of things, this guy, and I put a couple of his writings in the show notes, and he writes about Rojava, R-O-J-A-V-A, I don't know if it's Rojava, Rojava, how you pronounce it.
And if you look at Wikipedia, Rojava has an entry.
It has a flag.
It is after...
Well, so the Ottoman Empire started disbanded.
And what we now know, the Western powers that be propelled us into this entire region where they split it up.
You know, the Ottoman Empire...
It was housed in Constantinople.
That was the capital, and that, of course, is Istanbul today.
And when the Western powers cut it all up as it was falling apart, that's how we come up with Iraq, Iran, Syria, Jordan, all these different so-called countries.
But the Kurds...
Always wanted their own state called Rojava.
Rojava.
I need a pronunciation guide on that.
And it's pretty much the entire landmass between Turkey and Syria.
So we know on the southwestern part of Turkey is where they have a big part.
And they have, of course, we have the Syrian Kurds.
And the peace they've been wanting to close is at Jeroboam.
And the reason, of course, why the Turks don't want this is, you know, they're going to say, oh, hold on, you want to cross our border?
You want your oil to go in?
Or you want to have your fighters or the supplies for ISIS come through our turf?
No, no, we're going to lock that off and we're going to make a problem for you.
And, of course, this is also, this all, Jarabla is also where the oil goes through its pipelines, its trucks, etc.
So I really didn't realize that All these pieces.
And I would suggest looking at a map so you can really understand it.
But now it makes so much sense, all the things that are going on.
And we've already said this, but yeah, Turkey is bad effing news.
And you got Biden going up there, trying to smooth it over.
We've heard this in several other clips.
Erdogan is out of control, and I don't think this current administration wants to touch any of that with a 10-foot pole.
They really just want to let it all...
They want to get out.
They want to get out of office.
Yeah, because you can't...
Of course, we can't...
You know, Turkey being a NATO ally, you can't just go, hey man, like, screw you.
It becomes a huge international embarrassment.
So it's a conundrum.
It really is an odd conundrum.
Because NATO is a problem.
NATO is a big problem.
But, you know, Donald Trump's crazy.
We all know that.
Alright.
So, I'm keeping this guy on watch because I really like what he's doing.
And keep your eye on Jarabla.
Jarabla.
Okay, I have...
Last one to play us out.
I got the Syrian thing at the Union League.
I got Van Hovel bitching about something.
No, you didn't play that.
Nah, she's, you know, the one Mary.
She's the editor-in-chief or publisher of The Nation, which is a completely progressive operation, but she seems to have issues with everybody about the Russians because she's married to our favorite Russian analyst going.
Oh, really?
Oh, cool.
Should we play this?
Yeah, play it.
The editor of The Nation magazine, Katrina van den Hervel, says that anyone calling for a debate is typically blacklisted by the Clinton campaign.
The Clinton campaign and the Clinton campaign supporters, I think, are dangerously using a new McCarthyism to impugn the integrity of those who simply say we need a debate about what a new U.S.-Russian relationship would be.
Let me be clear, the nation believes Donald Trump, his visceral contempt for Muslim immigrants, women and facts is unfit to be president.
But at the same time, it is very dangerous to use a tactic to say that those who are calling for a different relationship and calling for a debate that this country needs are Kremlin agents.
Yeah, apparently she's had a falling out with Hillary.
Puts her into an interesting light, along with Professor Cohen.
Yeah, well, something up with that.
I just thought I'd run that.
I like it.
I like it.
The other one is, I think ABC... Oh, wait, you have another clip?
Yeah, I might.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You can play it underneath, it's short.
I think ABC is not getting enough people.
Dial, let's say dial, use dial, soap, Irish spring...
Some of these other companies that make these anti-disinfectant soaps and washes and stuff.
Like Neutrogena?
Maybe, maybe.
Neutrogena might be there.
I think they're not advertising enough, so let's do this.
ABC chemicals may do more harm than good.
Another consumer alert tonight, a surprising finding about a common household item.
The FDA is banning the use of 19 chemicals commonly found in antibacterial soaps, saying not only do they not do any good, they may actually do harm.
ABC's Kana Whitworth explains.
She didn't explain.
There we go.
That's her explaining.
That's all you need to know.
All right.
I'm good.
All right.
Me too, man.
All right.
Well, we'll see you on Sunday, of course.
Sunday, Sunday.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
And, of course, we have such a large production staff.
We have a lot of Hillary Cleveland cough mashups for the end of the show.
Can't help it.
They're just on the ball, you know?
They are just on the ball.
Gotta love it.
Any sports I should watch?
No, nothing.
Today's Thursday, yes.
Actually, I think tonight's the first NFL game of the season.
I don't remember who's playing, but it's a big game.
It'll be Thursday night football.
And, you know, none of this is important until you get to the last couple of weeks of these games.
These commercial operations that are putting together these questionable events.
It might be worth watching just to watch the beginning and see if anybody doesn't stand up for the flag.
This seems to be cropping up here and there.
It's not going to go away for a while.
We'll be back on Sunday with another show.
Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Until then, coming to you from the Crackpot Condo here in the skyscraper downtown Austin, Tejas.
FEMA Region 6, if you're looking for me.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll be back on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
Adios, mofos!
Okie dokie, artichokey.
Hit me with the horse, 20!
Keep making noise!
Keep making noise!
Let me clear my throat Have mercy, babe, ha!
I hope you don't die Make me clear my throat.
I need these monitors right here.
Music in the monastery.
And it's all a little something like this here.
If y'all wanna party like we do, if y'all wanna party like us, let me hear you say, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
If y'all wanna party like we do, if y'all wanna party like us, let me hear you say, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
What the fuck?
I need some help from the muses, from the maestro.
Check it out.
Somebody make some noise in this.
Join me.
Join me.
Let's go to Cleveland.
I've been talking.
It's over.
One more scoop off the other.
Whoa.
Every time I think about Trump, I get allergic.
We have 63 days to go.
Wow, I am really high.
When we were trying to figure out where we could be, we all said, let's go to Cleveland.
We have 63 days to go.
*cough* Whoa, you got butt slammed!
Adios, mofo.
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