Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 456.
This is no agenda.
Tracking the real October surprise from the capital of the Drone Star State in Austin, Texas.
In the morning, everybody.
Hey, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where there's no October surprise.
Actually, the surprise is no surprise.
I'm John C. DeBorak.
It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill in the morning.
Well, the surprise here is it's 40 degrees outside.
Ah, global warming.
Yeah.
This is Texas winter.
All of a sudden, it's like hitting a wall.
You just slam into it.
Head for it.
And I got the worst head cold in the world.
You sound fine.
You don't sound like you have a cold at all.
No, but I have to...
I'm sneezing.
My nose is dripping.
I think you'd be sounding a little bit like this.
A little bit like an announcer.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, listen, John.
Turn on your radio, man.
I want to test this thing with you.
I have my call sign now, so I should be able to call you, and this should work.
What's your call sign?
Hold on.
I'm KF5SLN. Oh, I don't have my...
I know what yours is.
You're like, uh...
Are you K6JLGN? No, no, no, no.
LNG? KJ6. KJ6LNG? Yeah.
Kevin Johnson 6 Liquid Natural Gas.
You on?
You got the thing on?
No, I'm not on.
I gotta get to the frequency.
I gotta figure out what it was again.
Get to the frequency!
Frequency, Kenneth.
Oh, wait a minute.
What if there's always someone on that's gonna suck and we can't do it?
Hold on, let me listen.
You're on the wind system, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hang on a second.
I gotta get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
So you're KJ6 LNG? Yeah.
What's yours?
Well, I'll tell you.
You'll hear it.
Well, maybe I'll hear it.
Hold on a second.
Tell me when you're ready.
It's gonna take a second.
Hurry before someone comes on the frequency and we can't do it anymore.
I've got to look at the repeater list so I can put the right frequency.
Don't you have it programmed?
I did, and then I reset it or something.
Do you have the offset?
4-4-4-8-5-0.
That's what it is.
Hold on a second.
I'm just going to hurry before someone comes on the frequency.
4-4-4-8-5-0.
Okay, hit it.
Hold on.
There we go.
KJ6, LNG, KF5, SLN. LNG, KF5, SLN. Dude.
That didn't come back.
Oh, I might not be able to hit the repeat as well.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, no.
What was that?
What is your call?
That was KF5. KF5 SLN. Oh, you can't hit the repeater?
Let me try again.
Make sure I get the right repeater.
444-850.
Come on, man.
That's horrible.
That's horrible.
KF5 SLN. No, you're not hitting the repeater.
Oh, this is so bad.
Forget it.
I should be able to hit the repeaters right across.
I've hit it before.
Well, you're not hitting it.
No, I'm noticing.
You think I can't tell?
I can hear you, though.
Wait, try it again.
5-S-O-N.
No, you're not hitting it, man.
you No, you're not hitting it.
Damn!
All right.
Well, forget about it.
Well, there you go.
The hams will save the world, that's for sure.
Well, I won't be able to help them.
See, this is what I've been in.
I've been on all the weather ham frequencies.
I'm waiting for the demise of the United States.
50 million people can die because of Hurricane Sandy.
Sandy, Sandy.
I better check in with the hams.
I'm on the weather talk.
I even checked in on the net last night.
And everyone's giving their reports from all up and down the eastern seaboard.
It's like, eh, nothing.
Nothing to report.
I don't know, John.
I have my doubts about this Hurricane Sandy thing.
Is that you or me?
That's you.
That was me.
Sorry.
Signing off.
Oh, wait a minute.
I should have signed off, too.
Yeah, you signed off.
Oh, well, whatever.
Hey, man.
I'll get a note from the local guy if you get it wrong.
Oh, really?
Have you ever gotten one?
Have you gotten, like, a reprimand?
Well, apparently I can't hit the repeater, so I'm not going to get too many notes.
Just get local stuff.
Hey, man.
You're not doing it right.
Yeah, well, I'm apparently not from this spot.
No.
Anyway, so...
So listen, so I've been studying Hurricane Sandy.
Aren't you going to say in the morning?
No, not yet.
I'm not in the morning mood.
Okay.
You've ruined it because I was going to do a QSO with you.
Well, you didn't.
I got a nothing but QRM on the QSO. So at least I got your call letters now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kentucky Fried 5, Salt Lake, Nudnik.
And it's Kilo Foxtrot 5, Sierra Lima, November.
But I'm going to get me a, what do you call it?
A vanity call.
You and Leo.
You know, that hurts.
Just putting those two names in the same sentence is just wrong.
Oh, you and him and your phony feud.
Yeah.
He's never on the ham.
He's not a real ham operator, man.
Well, he's got the vanity plates.
What are you going to get yours as?
Probably N3ITM. Oh, I like that.
Yeah, something like that.
And then I gotta get a P.O. Box number to go with it because apparently the FCC just publishes your name and address in their database.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, well, yay!
Come on by and kill me, everybody.
Good to go.
All right.
Well, in the morning to you, KJ6LNG. In the morning to you, KF5SLN. In the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, subs in the water, feet in the air.
And to all of our knights who helped us out so generously for our fifth anniversary, and we see we still have a couple of people celebrating our fifth with us, which was the 26th of October.
Coincidentally, also a famous person's birthday on the 26th of October, John, which was pointed out to me by numerous of our producers.
And it's as if fate is playing with us.
You know who else's birthday is on the 26th of October?
Gary Glitter?
No.
Lucifer Clinton.
Oh!
Yeah.
How about that, huh?
How about that?
Yeah.
Who knew?
Yeah.
And thank you, Sir Nussbaum, for providing the art for episode 455.
Very kind of you.
And, of course, we always like to thank all of our artists who provide artwork for each and every episode through noagendaartgenerator.com.
Man, this cold is killing me.
I was just like, it's nuts.
You sound fine.
Yeah, well, I've filtered a little bit to compensate, but...
Hold on.
Okay.
Anyway, before we talk about anything, very exciting news, John.
I hold before me, I've kept it for this episode, an envelope from the State of New Jersey Department of the Treasury.
Oh, you got your check.
Well, I don't know.
I have a note from...
Oh, that's right.
You went through the...
I didn't open it.
Let me reiterate.
Most of the states in the country own...
They've taken all the public's money from banks and anyone who doesn't look at their account every week.
And then you have to go through a rigmarole to get the money back.
And so Adam discovered he had money in New Jersey, but they wouldn't tell him how much.
In most situations, you'd go to these websites and they'd tell you, oh, you have $1,000 awaiting.
But for some unknown reason, Adam, and then he was getting paranoid.
He says, I'm not giving them my number because they're going to kill me.
Yeah, exactly, my social security number.
So this could be an anthrax letter.
I mean, I could open it.
I could drop dead right here.
Yeah.
It could be, you thought we owed you money.
However, we've been looking for you.
Yeah, you're under arrest.
It's from the Department of the Treasury.
I mean, it could easily be, hey, you owe us taxes.
It's the Department of the Treasury of New Jersey, though.
Yeah, but they have state taxes.
All right, we'll hit it.
All right.
And by the way, if it is money that they want me to pay them, you're ponying up 50% because this was your idea.
I'm not ponying up anything, tax dodger.
I'm not a tax dodger.
Hold on, I've got to take my glasses off.
State of New Jersey.
Here we go.
Dear Klayment, I have a new name.
Hello, everybody.
I'm Clayman Curry.
Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding unclaimed property held by the state of New Jersey.
Based on the information you provided, this office has determined that you are the rightful owner.
All right.
Okay, you ready, John?
Yeah.
Property ID, 6987380.
Property type, premium refund.
Holder, State Farm Indemnity Company.
Claim amount, $99.79.
Okay, what else?
That's it.
What?
Yeah, that's it.
Why didn't they just put that on the website?
I don't know.
Now they know where I am.
Now they can come and kill me.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, hey, I'm not complaining.
It's $99.
Yeah, it's better than poking an eye with a sharp stick.
That's a dinner.
Oh, please be aware.
The check you will receive includes interest for the period the state has had custody of your funds.
Oh, so it should be $9 million.
Oh, that's nice.
The other states don't do that.
Really?
Well, New Jersey does.
Well, who knows how much...
I mean, what's it going to be?
Yeah, 1%.
Yeah, really.
Over 15 years.
Well, it's compound.
That should teach us compounded interest, John, when I get my check.
It should.
Hey, well, okay.
It's better than something's horrible.
You know, I'll take niner-niner.
Thank you, Governor Christie.
But it's not the...
I was expecting at least a thousand bucks.
I was expecting ten.
Yeah, right.
A little bit of a bummer.
Oh, well.
So the BBC pedo bear scandal is broadening.
You know, yeah, so the...
To me, it was very dismaying.
When you get a...
You know, when the elites are, when it gets too hot under their feet, right, and the pedo bear scandal is heating up, and there's Jimmy Savile, of course, but it's the entire elitist society of Britain.
Well, they busted Gary Glitter this morning, that's my reference.
But that's what I mean.
That's like a distraction of the week.
It's like, oh my lord, they're getting very close to being on to us, aren't they?
Well, what should we do?
Well, you know what?
Grab that glitter chap again.
That's always good for love with his crazy beard and his hat.
And it's not like they arrested him.
He walked out of his building and got into a car.
There wasn't even a cop with him.
But did you hear the Paul Gambaccini story?
No.
Okay.
Well, maybe we should give some people some background on the BBC thing if they haven't heard it, because let's face it, our media is what we're talking about.
Play, I have the clip, BBC Pedo Bears, which is from China.
So a lot of mispronunciation makes it quite funny.
Okay, hold on.
In the UK, the sexual abuse scandal involving one of the country's most celebrated TV presenters is continuing to engulf the BBC. London police now say the number of possible cases being investigated in connection with the late Sir Jimmy Savile has risen to 300.
The alleged victims are said to include scores of young girls and some boys.
Police say they've so far spoken to 130 victims, with officers recording 114 allegations.
Most of the allegations are against Saville and date from the 1970s and 1980s.
However, lawyers representing some of the victims say their client have indicated a possible pedophile ring involving other celebrities at the BBC. Celebrities.
Is she a robot?
Is she an animatron?
What is she?
Celebrities.
Celebrities.
I mean, she's an animatron.
She's not real, right?
I like the celebrities.
I'm going to use that.
...revealed.
We're either talking about Savile, but there are actually three categories of offenders that we're looking at.
We've got Savile on his own, which, as I say, is the majority of what we're dealing with.
We then have allegations about Savile and others, and then we have a separate category of others.
Yes, and the others was raised in Question Time, which is always broadcast on the BBC. The Prime Minister's Question Time, this was in the House of Parliament.
The case used to convict paedophile Peter Wrighton, if it still exists, contains clear intelligence of a widespread paedophile ring.
One of its members boasts of his links to a senior aide of a former Prime Minister, who says he could smuggle indecent images of children from abroad.
The leads were not followed up, but if the files still exist, I want to ensure that the Metropolitan Police secure the evidence, re-examine it and investigate clear intelligence, suggesting a powerful paedophile network linked to Parliament at number 10.
Ha ha ha!
This is great!
So it's not only celebratis, it's also politicians.
Of course, I've been telling you this since the first day this show went on the air, that all of the elites, they're all subject to this one way or the other.
And what's happened throughout centuries is that the real evil ones who drink baby blood and eat children, they are all blackmailing each other so that they all keep these powerful positions.
So the Celebrettis part, which is great, John.
We should always use the pronunciation Celebrettis.
I think that's just the way to go.
So the Celebrettis, of course, this Jimmy Savile thing, I mean, it's really...
Hey!
What?
He's Sir?
He got a knighthood?
Well, let me play these two clips for you.
Now, Paul Gambaccini, I think he's an American, but he might as well be a Brit because he's been on the British radio and he's done television shows for many, many, many years.
So they had a documentary that they were going to show on the BBC, which they canceled.
And so this cancellation of the documentary, and first they said, oh, it was about Savile and about the pedo bear ring, and everyone was hyping it, oh, this is great, but then all of a sudden, it gets pulled.
This is one of these, like, oh, really?
Who made that call?
So Paul Gambaccini comes on the BBC Five breakfast radio program, which is not, you know, you got Radio One, a lot of people listen to that.
Radio Four, a lot of people listen to that.
Radio Five, not a lot of people listen.
Although, enough.
So Paul Gambaccini, I don't know if he's still with the BBC, I don't think so.
But he comes on and he's talking to the host and he cracks it wide open and he also talks about the knighthood.
So first, here is him talking about Jimmy Savile and what was known within the BBC for decades.
So even though Saville almost never came into the office, because he didn't listen to new music, unlike John Peel, who was listening to new music next door all the time, nonetheless, the production assistant would come back from the program Saville's Travels, which he would take his caravan out to record around the country, and we would hear stories.
Well, of course I would hear stories, because I was next door for about seven years, and I heard things, I guess some of which were now too politically incorrect to be included in last night's program.
But I... Well, what do you mean by that?
Well...
That took a while.
The...
That's the BBC. I mean, give him a break.
He's probably on Skype, so it was a delay.
Expression, which I came to associate with...
Savile's sex partners was either one used by one of the production assistants or one that I made up to summarize their reports.
I can't remember which was, but it was the now politically incorrect underage sub-normals.
I think he means retarded children.
In other words, he targeted the institutionalized, hospitalized, and This was known.
It's like the American bank robber Willie Sutton, who asked why he robbed banks, said that's where the money is.
Why did Jimmy Savile go to hospitals?
That's where the patients were.
You can hear Gambaccini's choking up at the end here.
He's like freaking out.
He can't believe that he's actually breaking this open.
He thought that was nuts.
Now he continues about the knighthood, and then he...
And this is another thing that was well known, but now he's the first guy to say it.
So I hope Paul Gambaccini...
Come back to America, Paul.
Please, because you're not safe there anymore in England, okay?
And here's something which is really important.
This is being built up by the right-wing press as if it only involves the BBC. It also involves the right-wing press.
Why, ten years ago, did a reporter from the Scottish Sun go around a wedding boasting that everybody at the Sun knew about the Savile necrophilia story?
Was it because they did have a necrophilia story, or was it because people from the Sun just go around calling living celebrities necrophiliacs?
There's a question to answer there.
Why did the News of the World and the Sunday People, which knew about this, Decades ago, not ACT. And who vetted the knighthood?
Coco the clown?
This is 1990.
That particularly lurid accusation that you've just brought to many people's attention is one that will...
It's not been in the public domain.
I know that.
Why not, News International?
You have a case to answer.
You see, the entire society was gulled by this man, including the prime minister who invited him to checkers, including the royal family photographed with him.
He got a knighthood in this country.
He got a papal knighthood.
This is not just the BBC. This is history.
This is a man who conned an entire society.
See, this is where I disagree.
He didn't con an entire society, Paul Gambaccini.
They are all in on it.
They're all sick.
Papal knighthood?
What is a papal knighthood?
From the Pope.
It's a knighthood from the Pope.
What is it?
I don't know.
Consult the Book of Knowledge.
A papal knighthood.
These people and their knighthoods.
Hey, hey, hey, don't knock it.
No, I'm just saying that compared to our real knighthoods.
Yeah, exactly.
People actually do something real for it.
A papal knighthood.
Papal orders of chivalry.
Well, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
A knighthood.
Hold on a second.
By the way, before we go on, I want to give you a clip of the day for that because anyone who could slip in a necrophiliac clip...
I get clip of the day?
It's clip of the day.
Well, thank you.
That's very kind of you, sir.
Clip of the day.
Which reminds me of my necrophiliac story.
Oh, you have a necrophiliac story?
Yeah.
Oh.
This was taken...
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Alert the media.
John T. Dvorak has a necrophilia story.
So apparently, according to a book that was written about Klaus von Bülow, his relationship with his wife and the reason that he apparently killed...
Yeah, I saw the movie.
Because he was a necrophiliac and part of a club that was in New York City that had access to some mortuary.
Yeah, to dead people, right.
Yeah, and included, what's his name, the playwright...
Oh, what the hell is his name?
Oh boy, now I'm excited.
Well, I can't remember.
But anyway, he's a very distinctive character.
I'd have to look up New York plays to get his name.
But I guess they would all be part of this club.
And so this was all written up in some tell-all book, but unfortunately since he was still alive and there was no way of actually...
You know, you're asking for trouble unless the guy's dead to bring this stuff up.
But anyway, it's not an unusual thing.
I don't know what people get out of it, but...
Well, but here's the thing.
It's like, if you look throughout history, you know, there are plenty of, you know, your example right there, there are plenty of examples of pedophilia and necrophilia and all kinds of strangophilia in elitist circles.
But whenever you bring it up now, well, it's happening right now, people are like, no, that's not possible.
No, that can't be.
It can't be at 10 Downing Street, which is the English equivalent of the White House.
No, that can't be.
Yeah, no, I agree.
And what's weird, and he himself says it was politically incorrect to talk about this stuff.
Why is it politically incorrect to talk about it?
Because that's how you get fired.
If it's going on.
Yeah, exactly.
You get fired, you get killed, or worse.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is...
And I think what's happening is, you know, we have the...
Because it's all related.
It's all linked to Dutroux.
It's all linked to Guerrero in the Isle of Jersey.
This is big.
And it goes to Brussels.
And I have to say, the Netherlands is a big part of it.
We still have the Secretary General, Joris Deming, who has not been investigated.
He's been there for three decades.
And he's been protecting his cronies.
I mean, this is some serious crap that's going on.
And, of course, when you need to deflect this, you just bring out some celebrities.
Celebrities.
You bring out the celebrities and then people will focus on that.
And then it keeps the real evil people at bay.
But this is happening.
And I know it's crazy because it's beyond comprehension.
It's beyond comprehension for most people.
But it is happening.
And I really think...
And I've said this before, there's two...
And I'll get off it.
But there's two...
You have people who've been abused.
There's a history of abuse.
And that can propagate.
And it's an illness.
And you can break the cycle.
And that's a mental health issue.
It really is.
And those people need to be helped.
The other side, these elites, they are abusers and they are psychopaths.
They believe they get power from doing this.
And I'm not kidding.
They drink baby blood.
They eat babies.
They're nuts.
And you can think I'm crazy.
You think I'm crazy?
You think they're nuts, huh?
No, you can think I'm nuts.
But this is going on.
And that's what this Savile was involved in, and these elites, and these bloodlines, and these papal order pleas here.
Papal orders of chivalry are awarded in the name of the Pope.
His authority as head of the Catholic Church.
Catholic Church, number one pedophile ring in the world.
Oh no, that was 30 years ago.
That isn't happening anymore.
Don't look over here.
No, we've taken care of all that problem.
Come on!
Are we stupid?
You get an award from the Pope, the guy who's covered up, all of these priests abusing children?
This, in fact, was Pope John Paul II in 1990 because of Saville's charitable works.
In hospitals and morgues.
I got some charity for you.
Hey, man, can I be on the board of directors at your mortuary?
Because that seems like a cool gig.
Come on, man!
So anyway, the story is really suppressed in the United States.
I mean, especially the...
I didn't even know about the necrophilia.
Well, let's remind people that there was a documentary, a Channel 4 documentary called Boys Town USA, and it has been copied and posted online in many, many places.
You can Google it.
In fact, I'll put another link in the show notes.
Many people, last time we talked about this a couple of years ago, it was going away because Google Video was going away.
And it was never broadcast.
Of course, that was stopped.
And it is about the connections of pedophiles in the United States and in the White House with George H. Bush.
And the rampant pedo bear circles here.
I mean, this is not just the UK. This is everywhere.
And that's how these megalomaniacs stay in business.
And that's how they get more of these nut jobs.
Why do you think your politicians are insane?
Because they've been brought in by the other insanity-driven people.
Yeah, that people bring their own ilk into the companies.
Yes, yes.
It's a criminal, criminally insane.
In fact, this is why I've always said not to change the subject to something completely mild.
But I've always said that, and you can pretty much confirm this, when you go to a company and you meet a receptionist, if the receptionist is really sweet and helpful, you can be assured that everybody up and down the line are good people.
If she's a complete jerk, I can assure you the CEO is too.
Yeah, exactly.
Because one brings in the other.
Anyway, okay, enough of this.
Oh yeah, no.
Enough of this idle chit-chatter.
Enough of this chit-chat.
Let's thank some producers and some people who are actual knights, not knights of the Pedo Bear Association.
Yes, that's exactly what we should be doing.
So let's see, we don't really have a good group.
Wait, we have a baron.
We have a baron.
In fact, we do.
We have a Baron von Pelsmacher who came in to become the executive producer.
And the Baron says, obviously, our main Baron.
Happy 5th anniversary.
Wish us the best podcast in the universe and his inimitable fathers.
What better way to celebrate them by making a central question about all the high fives?
Fact.
Why?
Because five times five says donating is loving.
Give us a great work on...
Now, hold on a second.
I'm not even close on this.
I can't...
Now, remember, when you have an I and a J next to each other, it's like an I. It's Y, like a Y. And the J is...
Yeah, you're getting there.
Happy 5th anniversary, or birthday, really.
Be sure to give yourselves and all the donors this past generation the general helping of ITM karma.
And $555.55 from the very generous Baron von Pelsmarkers, who has the barony of Belgium.
The whole place.
The whole place.
He's got the whole thing.
Thank you so much, Baron von Pelsmarkers.
You've got karma.
Thank you.
And we needed an ITM. He wanted an ITM karma.
Oh, an ITM. Well, we'll do it again then.
In the morning.
I'll do something, anything for the Baron.
You've got karma.
David Yegley in Pleasanton, California, is our associate executive producer for $222.
I don't have any notes from you.
No, I didn't see any notes either.
And that will be it for our executive producers for show 456, which is amazing that nobody became a 456 club member.
It's weird.
We did have one producer who tried to hit me up yesterday in Austin.
Let me see if I still have his note.
I don't think I do.
He wanted to hand a cash donation of the 45678, but we didn't hook up in the city.
So, you know, I can't really, can't credit him if it didn't happen.
Although I trust he'll come in.
But, so, that happens.
It's alright.
You know, we appreciate any support we get in any form we get it.
I actually got a note here from GPG, that is the initials and no further name, who has done the work and gone through the trouble of getting us a few drone domain names to forward to noagendashow.com, even though we kind of discourage the crazy domain name forwarding these days.
But I think these are pretty good, actually.
Okay.
He's registered fbidrones.com.
Okay.
CiaDrones.com and HomelandSecurityDrones.com You can't argue those aren't handy to have.
They could come in handy.
Yeah.
As long as they're registered to him.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Well, they're forwarding to NoAgendaShow.com currently.
They should forward to your drone site.
How's that coming, by the way?
The kill list?
Well, it's just a list.
It's just a kill list.
Well, it's a kill list.
It's a kill list.
There are better ones.
There are databases out there that are really good that go all the way back to when the drones first started.
And it's great to see the spike.
The minute President Obama gets into office, off the chart.
It's like we're off to the races.
We're droning everybody.
It's beautiful.
I'm so proud.
So proud of us.
So awesome.
Well, I want to remind people to go to Dvorak.org slash NA and channeldvorak.com slash NA to help us in the next show, show 457.
Coming up on Thursday.
Yes, indeed.
And of course, if you're just sitting around and you're completely broke down in the dumps, or just living the American dream of just getting by, you can always go out and propagate our formula.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
New Worlds!
Hold up!
Come on, everybody!
Say it loud, proud, like you really mean it!
Shut up!
Slave!
Shut up!
Slave!
Slave!
Hey, John!
John, John, John!
Do you have the red book there?
Yeah, I do.
Can you find in your red book, by executing a search, when, remember when Watson won Jeopardy!
Oh, that's the old, old Red Book.
Well, it's still the Red Book.
You don't throw them out, do you?
Nope.
Do you recall what the prediction was for Watson at the time?
Here's what happened.
The IBM supercomputer Watson was on Jeopardy and competed against, I think actually competed against that guy, Ken, who was the all-time winningest guy.
Yeah, it was a scam.
Right.
Well, we determined it was a scam and it was just to promote some expert system that IBM would eventually come out with, probably called Watson.
But can you remember exactly what the prediction was?
Because that was only half of it.
Yeah, it was going to be for a medical expert system as far as I remember.
Oh, let me read to you from this news article today.
Headline, IBM application use and analytics to bolster patient care.
IBM has introduced Patient Care and Insights, an analytics application that uses Watson technology to predict proper patient treatment.
And it even says here, Patient Care and Insights uses natural language processing, NLP, which I think is just hilarious that they call neuro-linguistic programming.
They now hijacked the acronym to mean natural language processing.
Technology similar to what drives IBM's Watson supercomputer, which won Jeopardy!
There you go.
It took them a little longer than we expected, but there it is.
IBM provides predictive modeling and algorithms in patient care and insights to enable doctors to study demographic, social, clinical, and financial data.
That's right.
You know what's funny about this story, which is one of the reasons I think It was so obvious what it was going to be.
They attempted to do a medical expert system back in the late 80s.
There were some marketing issues and it never quite caught on.
This was just round number two of an earlier attempt to lock down this market.
I'd like to know what the marketing issue was because obviously the whole Jeopardy thing was a marketing ploy.
Did they mess it up?
Was it maybe the failure of OS2? Back then, what actually happened back then was there was a huge boom in artificial intelligence that came out of Stanford and MIT. And the boom collapsed.
And artificial intelligence ended up with this horrible reputation.
And so they had to wait for all that to calm down.
And then still people fall for Siri.
It's unbelievable to me.
How many?
Raise your hand if you are still using Siri and if you really loved it.
Remember, John, people are walking around like, well, you know, it's still learning.
Siri's still learning how to interpret my questions.
You fools.
You stupid, stupid fools.
What really got me about Siri more than anything was that it was a hook, line, and sinker technology.
You would take somebody...
This is the greatest thing ever!
Yeah, I know.
It's so awesome!
Yeah.
You know, there's certain people who I'm not going to mention who are like so in love with it.
Using it all the time to schedule my appointments.
What am I doing for breakfast tomorrow, Siri?
My God.
Anyone, if you were doing that, please step back and hit yourself in the head.
Just with a shoe or something.
So you remind yourself not to be stupid like that again.
Holy cannoli.
So, I do want to talk about Sandy for a moment here, John.
So, as you know, I have my...
Sandy.
What a name!
I have my technician's license now.
So, I literally was all over the ham radio nets.
And they have these conference reflectors and stuff you can hook into.
And it's pretty interesting.
They have really a big community of ham operators.
And they're all up and down the target zone for Siri.
What is going on?
I hear some weird sound here.
They're all up and down the East Coast, and they're checking in with their weather reports, and they're all kind of ready for what's going to happen.
The news, of course, and this is what's so beautiful about it, is we're all going to die.
This is very obvious.
Let me just play a quick little...
This is how the European Euronews got the report of Sandy.
Forecasters tracking Hurricane Sandy have warned New York could be hit first by torrential rains, high winds and flooding.
But with large swathes of the U.S. east coast in its path, several states have announced mandatory evacuations of coastal areas.
It's expected to make landfall Monday night.
Don't get lulled tomorrow when there's not a lot of rain and not a lot of wind.
This is a dangerous storm, and I think we're going to be okay, but if it were to strengthen unexpectedly or change its expected path, it could do a lot of damage and you could be at risk.
Hurricane Sandy is headed towards densely populated areas where preparations are underway to protect property and stock up on food, water and batteries in case of power cuts.
Because my vibrator won't work.
Sandy has already pummeled the Caribbean.
Pummel!
But as it merges with an Arctic jet stream, it has all the ingredients to transform into a so-called superstorm.
So.
We have the Superstorm, the Frankenstorm, I mean, all of these amazing, I mean, they're so knowledgeable.
They know exactly what's going to happen.
Hey, hey, have you heard anything when you're dealing with this as to why this thing goes up the coast and it makes a sharp laugh?
I know!
No!
So the predicted path...
Is this like a bowling ball?
It's like a 90...
No, it's a boomerang.
It's a 90 degree turn to the left.
That's the predicted path.
Now, I'm sorry.
You have a jet stream, okay?
The jet stream goes from left to right.
What is making this turn with a...
It's literally like an 87 degree left turn...
I have watched reports on this over and over again, and these weather people, they show the path, but they never explain this sharp turn.
Because they're just making it up.
Let me remind you, who provides the weather data to all television stations?
Do you remember?
I've done this work.
N-O-A-A? It is Weather Central LP. And who bought Weather Central LP in September of 2011?
Who?
E-L Rothschild LLC. Why?
Why?
Duh!
For exactly this reason.
They are corrupting the weather data.
By the way, it is Evelyn Rothschild, and what's her name, Ms.
Forrester to Rothschild, who of course is the biggest democratic, she is the grand poobah of all Obama bots.
It is their personal investment company that purchased Weather Central LP, which delivers the weather to all the broadcast stations, all of them.
All the weather data.
And the weather data is not always like a...
I'm watching cartoons.
I don't even know if...
It says Doppler radar.
Am I supposed to believe this now?
It's just some cartoons.
I'm watching a red dot cartoon.
Then all of a sudden this squirrely thing is going to turn left.
Please.
You're insulting me now.
I don't believe this.
I think what happened, and I'd be the first guy to say, oh, this is harp.
But I'm not seeing any real evidence that this is harp.
I'm seeing all kinds of fake reports of, oh, you know, there was a...
There was an activity with harp.
No, no, no.
I haven't seen any credible evidence on that.
And I'm the first guy who would jump up and down if it was harp.
Did you see that video where the guy actually shows all the harps around the world?
What surprised me about that is that video was sent to me by John C. Dvorak.
That's what surprised me.
I'm like, oh my God, John is now even into harp.
No, no.
There were so many of these arrays.
And some of them are bigger than harp by a lot.
Yeah.
It's quite interesting.
It's as though every country has to have one of these things.
I look at this as an unbelievable waste of the taxpayers' money everywhere.
Or maybe it's space wars.
I have no idea, but it's pretty amazing.
This is a story I didn't tell you from our...
Meanwhile, I can't hit the repeater.
That does suck.
You're five watts.
You need one of those heart parades.
And it's gigawatt.
I need to tell you this story just briefly.
When we were on the Hot Pockets Tour this year, we were in Salt Lake City, Utah, and we had a meetup.
And one of the producers there, and this story has been corroborated by another person.
And I have no reason to doubt our producer.
I'm not going to say who it is, because this is not a good idea.
So he does custom flooring, and he's a contractor, and he does tiles and all kinds of special cement.
So he was brought in to do a hangar floor out at one of those government facilities.
Utah is basically half of it is for people, and the other half is for evil government projects.
That's basically what Utah is.
So it was way out there in the desert.
They got trucked out.
And he has some form of security clearance.
And they're out there for a week or so, redoing an entire hangar floor.
And if you've ever been inside a hangar, it's a very specific type of floor.
It's cement, but it doesn't retain oil.
It's like a real special deal.
And at one point, he's out throwing some stuff out in the garbage container.
I'm paraphrasing kind of his story.
And he sees...
A bus roll-up, like a school bus, and a whole bunch of guys, like in uniform, general-type guys, get out.
And then they are huddled around near this bus, and they bring out a truck.
And they're all looking at this truck.
It's basically a presentation.
And it becomes very clear to him that it's a presentation of some form.
And this truck opens up.
It has like a kind of a dish or antenna array.
And the presentation commences and a storm cloud forms about half a mile away.
It's literally like a black cloud, rain, hail comes down, and then they turn it off and the thing goes away.
And this is what I might...
And he's telling me this.
And I'm like, I believe he saw that.
And it was corroborated by another person.
And these guys, they have no reason to make this up.
So I believed in this weather modification.
However, in this particular instance...
I don't think it's weather modification.
I look at these charts.
I look at the slowness of this.
I mean, even the name is not, you know, they were not ready to really do anything.
This is just anything to get the CIA war that is going on with the White House right now and the State Department and this incredible botched mission in Benghazi off of the headlines.
Anything at all.
All to do that.
And that's why all of a sudden this storm is going to be the worst thing ever.
Oh, it's going to be a super storm.
Because normally this would be blamed on what?
Global warming.
They didn't even have time.
That's a good point.
They didn't even have time to set it up.
Right.
They didn't have time to set it up.
Where's the global warming scam?
Now this does give us an opportunity, John.
You know it gives us a great opportunity.
Okay.
To do reports.
Adam, where are where are you?
Where are you right now?
I'm a New York City!
Where are you?
Those will be safe, my friend.
So that's what you're going to have for the next 72 hours.
You're going to...
The Wolf Blitzer.
We're back to Wolf Blitzer.
You're literally going...
And I'll prove it to you.
I'll prove that this is what you're going to get.
So last night, just before I went to bed, there was a 7.7 earthquake off the coast of Canada.
Right.
And, you know, so, you know, nothing happens.
I mean, you know, it's an earthquake.
But it's not like, you know, it's not like people died or anything.
It's off the coast.
And of course, what do we need to do when we have that?
We have to...
Tsunami warning!
So, all night, all night, CNN is like, Hawaii is going to be flooded, you're all going to die.
Now let's cut over to the mayor, the mayor of Honolulu, and he's on camera in the crisis center.
Ben, right now, if you cannot do anything else, there is not going to be public safety people there to help you.
Thank you very much, Mayor.
Anything else you want to get across?
Well, this is obviously a very, very dangerous situation because of how short the fuse is.
So if you are a block or two from safety, you've got time.
In theory, you've got as little as four minutes and as much as 20 to 25 minutes.
Before you die, you've got four minutes!
We had a huge tsunami early warning system throughout the Pacific.
And it went off.
It went off.
Oh, did it?
Yeah.
So, now, I would be surprised.
I would be really surprised.
And the national weather system has no credibility.
Yeah, Irene was a bad storm, but it was...
Look, any storm stuff happens.
We get storms here in Texas all the time.
People go off the road, power lines go down, power goes out.
It's not like national news.
It's what happens.
We have a crappy system in America.
All our power lines are above ground.
So what?
And you get 33 people died?
Well, yeah.
I mean, in the course of a week, 33 people die.
It happens.
It happens.
Look at the statistics of it.
Yeah, with no storm, 33 people died.
Yeah, they die falling in their bathrooms.
I mean, this happens.
You know, $13 billion worth of damage.
So, you know, what you can expect is, obviously, we've had all kinds of cancellations of campaigning events, but the most important thing is it's off the news.
That is what had to happen.
So I'm going to call it as, you know, we're going to escape by the hair of our teeth.
We'll be so lucky.
Because, really, it's going to hang a left turn?
I saw the same thing, John, and no one questions that.
I know that's what actually shocked me, is that nobody...
Why is it making such a sharp left turn right there?
Yeah.
I've Googled it.
I can't find an answer.
I've looked.
And nobody's ever said anything on TV. Right now, I'm looking at the Weather Channel.
Well, we've got preparing for Sandy.
But where's the analysis of it turning left?
I mean, the jet stream is from west to east.
Right?
Yeah.
That's why you always fly faster when you're going east.
Yeah, you go a lot faster.
A hell of a lot faster.
But now all of a sudden this thing is going to go, and I read like some great disinfo sites which are saying, this super storm is because of the collapse of the jet stream.
Yeah, okay.
Thanks, Sorcia Fall.
Yeah, thanks.
So whenever that shows up, you know that this is bullcrap.
It's bullcrap.
But rarely do we get the opportunity to do our own team coverage and reports before it happens.
But anyway, this did get me thinking that we do need to build some form of amateur radio reflector or repeater system Yeah, we can use Echo Link and all that stuff and connect our nodes and whatever.
We should do that because that's fun.
But I know a lot of hams listen to this program.
So let's get on the stick, people.
Let's get a reflector system.
We should probably be using 10 meters or 40 meters or whatever.
But we should be connected.
Yeah, not using the internet in any way.
No, exactly.
Exactly.
So I'm looking forward to it.
And I think, you know, maybe, you know, somehow God is showing us the way, John.
He made you do it, and then you made me do it.
And now, of course, I'm like, wow, you know, we should really do this properly.
We should have a reflector system.
And it'd be no different, because you can pipe, here's how I see it.
So you get this reflect, the way it works with ham radio, just as I've learned in a very short amount of time, is you have these repeaters.
And a repeater is essentially, it's like a big receiver that'll immediately rebroadcast everything in an area on a very powerful transmitter.
So I can, well, most of us, John not included, can sit with your really weak power, and probably, John, if he went to a different spot in the house, it would work.
Repeater's down.
That's all I can say.
Repeater's not down.
You might not have had your...
It goes down all the time.
I've been sitting on this repeater, and every so...
Like lots, it goes, oh, the disconnection, and it goes on and on about it.
Maybe...
Some robot voice.
No, no, no.
That's something else.
I know what that is.
Do you have the proper tone set?
You don't need a tone for this repeater.
Yeah, you need a tone for almost every repeater.
That would surprise me.
As far as I know, this one here is as well.
Okay, well that's probably what's going on.
You need to check this, see if you need a tone.
I'll look into it.
Anyway, some ham you are.
I'm not going to do it today.
Some ham you are.
Hey, I'm going to revoke your license.
I talked to the locals about the traffic.
Are there any cops guarding the bridge?
I am revoking your license by the authority vested in me from the FCC. Well, you're just a big talker.
Go on.
Hey, by the way, not to change the subject, did you know we were mentioned in Talkers Magazine?
Really?
That's a big deal.
You know, here's what's interesting about it.
Really?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Do you have to do it?
Yeah, we're one of the top 50 hotshots.
What?
No.
You've got to go once in a while.
By the way, I want to thank whoever's really monitoring our Wikipedia article, because it's actually quite good.
And that's where I got that information.
I'm checking the Wikipedia, and I'm reading about us, and it goes, what?
And so I checked, and yeah, we're listed at number six or something like that, under new media and internet talkers.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Now, let's explain this.
Talker's Magazine, which is a real magazine, right?
Isn't it an actual publication?
Yeah.
This goes out to all radio stations, certainly in the U.S., but probably around the world.
Yeah, here it is.
In 2009, the program and host received...
2009?
This is how far behind...
We don't read Talker's.
Oh, the Frontier 50.
Yeah.
Featured in the Frontier 50.
Yeah, so Talker's Magazine, that's like where they talk about all the big guys, you know, like...
Yeah, Rush Limbaugh gets awards from them.
Yeah.
Larry King.
Hmm.
That's interesting.
So, well, we've probably been delisted.
No, it's still in there.
I don't think they've upgraded the list.
Talkers Magazine, that's pretty cool.
Anyway, so let me get back to what I was saying at hand.
So here's what's interesting about what's really happened.
When the internet came into play, all of these repeaters, so you can basically, you can use your small signal and then you talk into this repeater and then everybody can hear you because now you basically have a big giant megaphone.
And then, of course, the big giant megaphone could be picked up by a receiver, another repeater, much farther away, and you daisy-chain this thing together.
It's kind of like, I don't know, like the internet, in a way.
Except, you know, if one node goes down, you're screwed.
Nothing works.
Yeah.
But you can also rebroadcast that audio through a stream on the internet or any other way.
And it's basically like our chat room.
We've got people in our chat room 24-7.
Can you imagine if we had an entire ham radio repeater network?
We would go around the globe three times.
And, of course, you couldn't participate because you can't hit the repeater.
But then you key the mic, man.
And then you've got a community everywhere listening.
It could actually be something very cool.
Or am I just a geeky nerd daydreaming?
You're a total geeky nerd daydreaming because what you're going to end up with is like the chat room.
And it's going to be too many guys just yakking away.
Yeah.
Really not saying anything.
I like that.
Unless an emergency takes place, then they'll all clear out.
No.
If an emergency happens, we're going to rule.
This is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, well, you can have a bunch of idle chit-chat going on until an emergency takes place, but, you know, yeah.
But I found it very refreshing yesterday to have all these amateur radio operators check in on the WeatherTalk network, and everyone say, well, you know, nothing here, you know, it's all right.
So far, so good.
And, you know, I'm just monitoring the whole time.
And, you know, from time to time, guys will come on like, no, everything's still good.
So...
Miss, there's going to be dodged a bullet.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You can already guess the headline.
But, like, this morning, I saw a guy in Killfields, North Carolina or something like that.
And they literally were shaking the camera.
And the guy's at the beach, right?
But his jacket's not even moving.
And then you check weather underground, it's like, you know, there's like 20 miles of wind or whatever, but it's not like, you know, like hurricane gale force.
They're faking the report by shaking the camera?
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding you.
Oh, man.
Yeah, they always do this.
And the guy's on a lav mic, please.
I mean, you can't do a lav microphone if you're in a hurricane.
No, no.
You have to have a big...
You have to have a stick with a big wind thing on it.
It's just not going to happen.
A dead kid.
A dead cat.
Yeah, it's just not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
So...
Huh.
Yeah.
So anyway, so...
But, you know, it is distracting from everything else, which is essentially Obama's negative poll numbers, the horrible tragedy in Benghazi.
In fact, a couple of crazy things have come out in the past few days since our last program.
Let me see.
Now, remember we had the one guy's mom was on Anderson Cooper?
And she was talking about how Obama hugged her, but he was kind of looking off into space.
And she was like, they don't do anything.
They don't care.
So here's the Navy SEAL. Because, of course, we now know that even Panetta said, hey, we didn't tell our guys to stand down.
That came from the White House.
So the White House told everyone to stand down.
There were not one but two drones with Gorgon Stare.
Please Google that.
Gorgon Stare.
G-O-R-G-O-N-S-T-A-R-E. Gorgon Stare.
Video capability.
Live streaming.
Watching this whole thing unfold.
They knew exactly what was going on.
And everything was called off.
And then what do we get?
We get, well, here, I'll give you this first report.
We get a commander relieved of duty.
Well, the Admiral in command of the Bremerton-based USS Stennis is being reassigned while the Navy launches an investigation.
Admiral Charles Gowett was in the middle of a deployment to the Middle East when allegations of inappropriate leadership judgment came to light.
No specifics have been released.
Gowett will be sent back to Bremerton until that investigation is complete.
And then we have...
I like to throw this guy under the bus.
He gets a note.
Hey, sir?
Yeah?
You got this memo.
What?
Why am I getting this memo?
But check this out.
This is the one that hasn't been reported yet.
Rear Admiral Charge Gowett.
Has been relieved of duty.
How do you spell his last name?
It's G-A-O-U-E-T-T-E. Rear Admiral Charles M. Gawet.
When I was prepping last night, I couldn't get any real confirmation.
But apparently he was relieved of duty by an underling because he did not want to stand down.
He said, screw it, we're going to go and get the guys, help everyone out there.
Oh, he wasn't playing along with the script.
Exactly.
Let me see...
Was due to the strike force commander disobeying orders when he ordered his forces on 11th September to assist and provide intelligence for American forces order into action by General Carter Hamm, who was, I guess, Hamm also disobeyed orders.
I mean, the whole thing is a mess.
It's a mess.
Well, you know, every bit of this still stands up to our thesis.
Oh, yeah.
Our thesis of a botched hostage situation.
Botched hostage kidnapping.
Now, listen to the...
Because why else would you have these guys stand down?
If you look at the timeline, by the way, the timeline is always very inaccurate here and there.
One of the timelines I saw is the first evidence that something was going on was that four...
And it went on until midnight, so they had eight full hours.
Of drone footage.
Of drone footage.
It gets worse.
Listen to Tyrone Woods.
He's the father of the Navy SEAL who manned the.50 caliber machine gun and was shooting at these guys.
And this is all for effect.
And Fox News does this very, very well.
But you can't deny it's damning information.
This means that he disobeyed his orders.
It does not surprise me.
My son was an American hero, and he had the moral strength to do what was right, even if that would professionally cost him his job, even if it would potentially cost him his life.
He was a hero who was willing to do whatever was necessary to respond to their prayers for help.
If, in fact, those people in the White House were as courageous and had the moral strength that my son and I had, immediately, within minutes of when they found there was the first attack, they would have sent, they would have given permission, not denied permission, for those C-130s to have gone up there.
And this is exactly...
I don't know much about weapons, but it's coming out right now, that they actually had laser targets focused on the mortars that were being sent to kill my son, and they refused to pull the trigger.
They refused to send those C-30s to me.
I'm an attorney.
This may not meet the legal test of murder, but to me, that is not only cowardice, but those people who made the decision and who knew about the decision and lied about it, How awesome is that?
Yeah, please.
So his son, according to him and the information he has, this is not a laser pointer, but it is kind of like a laser pointer.
It's a laser target, and then when you focus that on where the incoming fire is coming from, then they can pretty much precision bomb that.
It's actually not even a new technology.
No, it's been around for a long time.
Maybe even Vietnam, they were doing a version of that.
They were doing coordinates and stuff.
I mean, it's not crazy.
But I think now it is definitely something you can do as an individual.
You don't need to have a whole setup to just send those coordinates and the laser to have a strike come in.
But again, just need to get off the news.
Get out of the news cycle.
There we go.
Well, they've done a good job of that.
So, Glenn Beck...
Oh, jeez.
Do you have to ruin my day?
Yeah.
He has a theory similar to yours.
Oh.
Only the...
Well, yeah, as a matter of fact, which is why I'm bringing it in, about the...
You know, how some of this...
But I think the difference between his analysis and our analysis...
His mind is correct.
No, I think...
Well...
I think the interest in his analysis, and I said our analysis, but you have an analysis too, I suppose, is that I don't think he takes his analysis far enough.
I think he may come to some similar conclusions, but I don't think he gets the idea that when things are set up, they're set up way in advance.
It's not ad-libbed as much as we'd like to believe.
And so play what Beck thinks is going to happen with all this bullcrap.
Petraeus is the guy who, as I've been thinking about this, and I've been thinking, where's Petraeus?
Petraeus is the guy who's been set up as the, he's the intelligence guy now.
He's the head of the CIA. Everybody trusts Petraeus.
Remember when they moved him over there and we were like, why is he doing that?
He's there getting him out of the way.
Put this all together.
Who have they tried to sell down the river every step of the way?
The intelligence.
Sloppy intelligence.
Didn't know.
Didn't know.
Everything.
You watch.
Betraeus is going to be the fall guy.
They're going to have him step down.
They're going to point all fingers to him.
You watch.
Do you think he takes that, or do you think...
Yeah, he goes to Princeton.
I think he goes to Princeton.
I think he takes it, and he goes to Princeton.
And he thinks I'll shape young minds.
I'll do that.
He takes it for this administration?
Or he takes it for the military that doesn't seem to want it?
I'm telling you, I think they've set this guy up and given him the golden parachute already of go to Princeton, run Princeton, and they've got him out of the way.
I think he's too honorable a guy to take it.
I hope so, but you watch.
They're going to set him up.
He's going to be the fall guy.
I've got to go on a plane.
Go take a plane.
I've got to go on my jet.
I disagree.
I disagree because this is the CIA press release from two days ago.
Here it is.
No one at any level in the CIA told anybody not to help those in need.
Claims to the contrary are simply inaccurate.
So they might have set him up, but they didn't give him a sweetheart deal.
I don't believe they set him up.
I think he was put there for a reason, which is a holding pattern for the agency to keep them under wraps.
To work actually for the DIA. The DIA is running everything.
And Hillary.
And the head of Princeton has, I think he is out, and so there is a job opening there.
But I do not believe for a minute, I hope I'm right, that the students in any major university would have this guy as their honcho.
And talking about...
Beck's fawning over Betraeus.
Betraeus is the guy...
I'm sorry, I'm using the name that the left used to call him, General Betraeus.
Yeah, the left.
The left calling him General Betraeus.
And he's the guy with all the medals and he's got that horrible uniform that I'm always critical of because he looks like a buffoon in the thing.
He looks like a generalissimo.
And then we got into a big debate with a couple of our producers about how he had to wear Outfit, which is bogus.
And I just think that this guy is, I mean, he's on the fast track for something, but he's definitely, I think, on the out.
I mean, he's just there temporarily.
Well, they didn't give him any deal, that's for sure, because he's basically trying to protect himself by putting out this press release.
Yeah, I think so.
How many news organizations have picked that up?
I didn't hear it until you just read it.
Oh, please.
Hold on.
John, I mean, why do you even ask me that?
You know what they're doing.
What are the news organizations doing?
They're going to cover Sandy.
Exactly.
Let's try it again.
I'll go to you this time, okay?
We have our exclusive team coverage right now.
We're going to go to North Carolina where John C. Dvorak.
John, are you okay there?
John, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm on the beach here in North Carolina, Adam.
I can barely hear you.
I can barely hear you.
Hold on a second.
I can't hear you.
Okay, yeah.
I'm on the beach.
It's really, really bad.
It's windy, and it's raining, and it's storming, and I don't know how much I can hear.
John, we're losing you a little bit.
Please be safe, John.
Be safe.
Make sure you get to high ground.
I will do, Adam.
Will do.
You don't have to watch the news for the next three days.
Did I live through that?
I guess I did.
Yeah, you did.
You survived, my friend.
Good work.
We'll be getting a Peabody for this.
And talking about crappy reporting.
I think I blew out my mic on that.
There we go.
Yes.
So I'm watching Al Jazeera, which is a pretty decent job.
And so they have this report, which I just listened to the thing.
It's the Ningbao.
There's a protest in Ningbao, China.
I'm watching this thing and I'm going, they told me nothing.
Oh, hold on.
Which report is it?
Because I can't...
Oh, Ningbao.
Ningbao.
I'm sorry.
I should have caught that.
Chinese police have broken up a protest by more than a thousand people in the city of Ningbo.
The demonstrators are angry over plants to expand a petrol chemical plant.
Opponents claim the factory produces a chemical linked to birth defects and damage to the nervous system.
They say they weren't asked their opinions about the project.
I think the chemical industrial project is not very good for the ecosystem.
I don't think they should exchange our living environment for development.
What?!
That's it.
That's the end of the report.
So I'm thinking, what are they talking about?
So I had to do some research, Asian sources, to find out what these stories are.
And what's really going on, though, what really I got out of this, is the NIMBY movement.
And the NIMBY, you look up NIMBY, N-I-M-B-Y, on Google, and you find out what it is.
And it's a huge movement in China.
And it stands for Not in My Backyard.
Okay.
And this plant, which was owned by Zinglu Tangong, a huge corporation in China, was set up to be in Xiamen, China.
They ran it out of town.
Then they were going to open the place up in Dalian, and they ran it out of town, and now it's in Ningbo or Ningbao, and they're running them out of town again.
It's an operation they're trying to make paraxylene, Which you don't want in your backyard, that's for sure.
It's a horrible product.
What is paraxylene?
What does it do?
Paraxylene is an aromatic that's used as a precursor to making terphthalic acid, which is used to make plastic, specifically water bottle plastic.
Wow.
Okay, yeah, that's the BPA stuff.
And so I'm thinking...
I didn't get any of this.
I got no information whatsoever.
This is a major movement in China, this NIMBY thing.
Well, it's not just in China.
I mean, NIMBY is everywhere.
Yeah, but if you look up NIMBY, you see China, China, China, China, China.
It's amazing.
I'm looking at the Book of Knowledge, and I see Texas, Washington, D.C., Edmonton, Alberta.
Yeah, well, if you look it up into Google, you'll see it's mostly...
I never heard the term.
The chat room immediately went, name me, name me, name me.
They know.
Maybe we just are too nice.
We don't care.
We're like, hey, come in my backyard.
That's fine.
Open it up.
Open it up.
Rock it on in.
I gotta do a little bit of scampaign news, John, just because it's just so much craziness.
So besides the...
We knew there was going to be all kinds of distractions, and besides Sandy, the other thing we knew was going to be thrown in, and now, of course, it's all happening at the very end, at the final stretch here, was a lot of racial tension.
By the way, did you notice that Sandy is moving along the beaches?
Oh, that's a coincidence.
Sandy and sand.
When I say Sandy to you, what do you think of?
I can think of Sandy beaches, and I can think of an old, kind of a name of a guy or a girl named Sandy.
You don't know which.
Which reminds me of Pat from the Saturday Night Live show.
Really?
Those are the only two things you can think of?
That's interesting.
When I hear Sandy, of course it's my age, but when I think of Sandy, I think of Grease.
You think of Grease?
Yeah, the movie.
I don't know any movie named Sandy.
No, the movie is Grease.
With Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.
Oh, you know, I've never seen that movie.
You've not seen Grease?
No.
No, no, wait a minute.
John, you have to watch Grease.
I think I tried watching it once, but it turned out to be too much singing.
Here.
Feeling like a fool.
This is what I think of.
What will they say?
Everyone's singing along.
Monday at school.
This is what I think of when I hear of Hurricane Sandy.
John Travolta singing about Olivia Newton-John.
Sandy, Sandy, see, I'm in misery.
Yeah, I'm going to be in misery if you keep playing that.
And I guarantee you there's a lot of people who are thinking the same thing.
Well, I ain't one of them.
No, that's okay.
That's alright.
Anyway, so besides that, we were promised we would get a lot of racism.
Yay!
So, yay, racism!
Racism!
Excellent!
I have a racism clip.
Alright, so here's my racism clip.
I have two racism clips.
One is a response to the other.
It's like a callback racism clip.
Here's the thing that started off with John Sununu on the Pierce Moron Show.
Who is John Sununu again?
Can you refresh our memories?
He's one of the chiefs of staff, I believe, for one of the presidents recently.
Certainly not a Democrat, I presume.
If I'm not mistaken, I think you work for Reagan.
Okay, here he is.
I could be wrong, but I'm going to look it up.
You look it up and I'll play the clip.
Colin Powell has decided to opt for President Obama again, despite apparently still being a Republican.
Is it time he left the party, do you think?
Well, I'm not sure how important that is.
I do like the fact that Colin Powell's boss, George Herbert Walker Bush, has endorsed Mitt Romney all along.
And frankly, when you take a look at Colin Powell, you have to wonder whether that's an endorsement based on issues or whether he's got a slightly different reason for preferring President Obama.
What reason would that be?
Well, I think when you have somebody of your own race that you're proud of being president of the United States, I applaud Colin for standing with him.
Okay.
Yeah, he's a credit to his race.
Hey, by the way, so Johnson Nuna was the chief of staff for George H.W. Bush.
But you've got to go to his Wiki page.
He looks like in this photo...
I looked at it, so I'm on the wrong page.
This is Bill Gates' page.
Oh, really?
Sununu wiki.
Hold on, let me take a look.
Sununu wiki.
It should be funny.
Johnny Sununu.
He does look like Gates, doesn't he?
Wow.
Exactly.
That's funny.
Yeah, there's something about these guys.
They all start looking alike.
So then I catch this piece, and I saw this live as it happened.
Colonel Wilkerson responds, and I'll tell you who Colonel Wilkerson is in a moment.
He responds to what John Sununu says.
Oh, man.
The comment that John Sununu made, he said when you look at Colin Powell, there may be some other reasons why he would support President Obama.
What does this say, if anything, about the Republican Party?
Isn't this getting to be somewhat of a brand of the Republican Party?
Well, on Governor Sununu's part, I think it was an unfortunate slip of words.
But you're insinuating something, and you're insinuating something that is absolutely accurate.
My party, unfortunately, is the bastion of those people, not all of them, but most of them, who are still basing their decisions on race.
Let me just be candid.
My party is full of racists.
And the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as Commander-in-Chief and President, and everything to do with the color of his skin.
And that's despicable.
They're all racists, I tell you!
What?
He could have said the same.
You could play the same thing.
Play that again.
In the last part, where my party, my party.
He could have...
Now assume he's a Democrat.
Well, let me just say, what was interesting is I actually thought for a second, huh, he must be a Democrat.
It has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his confidence as commander-in-chief and president, and everything to do with the color of his skin.
And that's despicable.
We got to miss the hit my party bit.
That's okay, it's fine.
I think you get the point.
Because, you know, if you take a look at the voting blocs, 98% of all blacks are voting for Obama.
They don't give a crap what anybody else is doing, which makes no sense.
And you have, well, I have a clip.
Well, hold on.
Let me just explain one thing.
Don't move too fast.
First, I have to tell you who Lawrence Wilkerson is.
Yeah, he's the chief of staff for Colin Powell at one point.
He still works for Colin Powell, but he is the guy who prepared the presentation that Colin Powell gave to the United Nations with the little bottle of the vial of the stuff that was going to kill us all.
This is the biggest liar in the universe.
He's the guy that is indirectly responsible for a million people being killed.
He's the guy.
Admitted.
He admitted he set that up.
This guy is a stooge and an a-hole and will do anything for money.
Yeah, and he's hardly a Republican.
Barely!
Yeah, no, that's bullcrap.
Anyway, implicit racism was a clip that I picked up from one of the...
I think it may have been Al Jazeera, actually.
And I think they bring a point out that makes more sense.
A new poll by the Associated Press says racial attitudes in the U.S. have not changed much since President Barack Obama took office.
The survey measured the reactions of a random group towards black Americans.
51% of those polled admitted to being prejudiced against black people.
That's an increase from 2008.
The poll also tested implicit attitudes.
The number of people with anti-black prejudice jumps to 56%.
Questions in the implicit test are similar.
Without specifically asking about racial attitudes.
According to AP, fewer Democrats admitted to being anti-black, at least 40% fewer than Republicans.
But in the implicit test, the gap closed between Democrat, Republican and Independent voters.
Okay, Holt, before you say anything, I picked up on the exact same survey, and I actually pulled out the information what the survey was, but let's hear, that was the Al Jazeera report.
Here is a, I think, a local Fox affiliate report in the U.S. The new poll that finds racial attitudes in America have actually gotten a little worse since the country elected its first black president.
According to the Associated Press, more Americans admit that they are racially prejudiced.
In the survey, 51% said they have explicit anti-black sentiments.
That compares with 48% four years ago.
Analysts say those views could cost President Obama votes in next month's election.
So I think it's a little skewed the way they presented it here.
Well, what's interesting...
Is that we've always had this theory that Fox is really a front for the Democrat Party and part of a huge scam.
And a lot of people realize that Bill O'Reilly, for example, even though he won't say it, there's a lot of evidence that he's actually a Democrat.
So what they've done, they refuse to bring in the second part of the information.
Which is to say that the Democrats aren't any better than the Republicans in regards to racism.
Of course, because they're run by the Democrats.
Duh!
Now, let me give you...
You know, you're saying, duh, way too much for the...
It's 2012 is the year, by the way.
I want to remind you.
No, no.
I said that to you on email.
This is the first time...
No, you said it earlier in the show.
Once.
Okay, well, let's wait until our donation segment and we can talk about repetitious things that are really annoying, okay?
Massachusetts.
No, let's talk about it now.
Massachusetts.
That just bugs you for some unknown reason.
By the way, I've changed that.
Okay.
Lost wages?
I'm not changing that.
Let me give you the specifics of the poll and let me ask you.
You are an expert in this.
In fact, I believe you were a pollster.
This was an online poll.
Does that mean I... Yes, I did.
I worked in a boiler room once.
Is an online poll a good way to poll people, John?
No, it's self-selecting.
Okay.
The explicit racism measures asked respondents whether they agreed or disagreed with a series of statements about black and Hispanic people.
In addition, the surveys asked how well respondents thought of certain words.
So what they were doing was a word association, and they wanted to know if words such as friendly, hardworking, violent, and lazy described blacks, whites, or Hispanics.
This is how they did the poll.
Now, that was the explicit racism.
Who's the they of the poll takers?
AP. Oh, it was AP actually.
Associated Press developed the surveys to measure sensitive racial views.
They're just looking for it.
They're running out of news.
Go on.
So then they did an implicit racism survey in which, this is how they did it, a photo of a black, Hispanic, or white male flashed on the screen before a neutral image of a Chinese character.
Respondents were then asked to rate their feelings towards the Chinese character.
Previous research has shown that people transfer their feelings about the photo onto the character, allowing researchers to measure racist feelings even if a respondent does not acknowledge them.
Okay, so what we're saying here is this poll is totally bogus.
And yeah, we're going to have this implicit part be meaningless.
Yeah, exactly.
Actually, both parts are meaningless.
So the whole poll is just bogative.
Okay.
All the surveys were conducted online.
Other research has shown that poll takers are more likely to share unpopular attitudes when they are filling out a survey using a computer rather than speaking with an interviewer.
Respondents were randomly selected from a nationally representative panel maintained by GFK Custom Research.
Note the word custom research so we can customize the results for you.
Yeah, that's very common.
Right.
So it was a bullshit poll.
Right?
Yes, bullshit.
But your point is...
Where's our little jingle?
Oh, yeah, I've got...
Bullshit!
You mean that jingle?
Alright, there we go.
But don't worry, because it'll propagate.
And there you go.
We're all racists.
Not just Republicans.
Everyone.
If you're white, you're going to be a racist.
We're all racist.
Vote Obama.
Did you see the new Obama children thing?
No.
Oh, my goodness.
So they've done a song.
Oh, not again.
It's called The Children of the Future.
Just listen to the lyrics.
Right.
It's black and white and they're all like zombified.
They're all in Ritalin and Adderall and they're like...
Imagine an America where strip mines are fun and free.
Where gays can be fixed.
Where gays can be fixed.
Sick people just die, and oil fills our sea.
We don't have to pay for freeways.
Our schools are good enough.
Give us endless wars, long voyage wars, and lots of Chinese stuff.
They're describing what President Obama gave us.
It's finally ironic.
It's extremely ironic.
But true.
We're the children of the future.
American through and through.
And something happened to our country.
And we're kind of blaming you.
So we're blaming you.
We haven't killed all the polar bears.
We haven't killed all the polar bears.
Oh, God.
Stop it.
This is a joke.
This is not a real thing.
No, no, no.
It's real.
It's real.
Yes.
Come on.
No, this is a parody that you've been suckered into believing.
This is not a parody.
It's a whole video.
Come on.
What's it called?
I find this unbelievable true.
Okay.
I got it here.
Let me find it for you.
It's the Future Children Project on YouTube.
The Future Children Project.
Uploaded on YouTube.
It already has 37,000 views.
Re-electing President Obama is a momentous decision that will require every single voter.
The singing of the Romney Apocalypse?
Yeah.
It has the lyrics so you can sing along.
Where am I? Congress went home early.
They did their best we know.
You can't cut spending with elections pending Unless it's welfare dough We're the children of the future American through and through But something happened to our country And we're kinda blaming you Find a park that is still open And take a breath of poison air They foreclosed your place to build a weapon in space,
but you can write off your au pair.
Come on, man.
This is awesome.
This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
This is like a Karl Rove deal.
I don't think so.
Well, you might or might not be right, but it's just a little too over the top.
Well, Future Children Project.
I think it's counterproductive.
That which makes me think it's a Karl Rove type thing.
You just went helium, baby.
Sorry.
No, I went on the wrong machine.
Sorry.
Oh, bad boy.
Well, you fix that and I'll Google this.
Future Children Project.
You're right.
Let me see.
I think it fixed itself.
Talk.
Hello?
Okay, he's doing it.
Future Children Project.
Futureofthechildren.org.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I mean, John may be right, but I don't...
I mean...
Let's see.
Future Children Project.
Say goodbye.
So here...
Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein of...
Oh, no, no.
Here it is.
Jeff Goodby, Rich Silverstein of Goodby Silverstein and Partners created this song sung by our children sad about the future.
Uh...
No, this is Rich Silverstein distilled eight years of politics into Word posters back in 2007.
Well, these are huge PR dudes.
You there?
Yeah, so it's Jeff Goodby, Rich Silverstein of Goodby, Silverstein and Partners made this.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
You know, it's funny because every time I do this on Mumble, I go through a rigmarole.
And then when I reboot Mumble, which I have to do, I can't hear you.
So I have to go through another rigmarole.
It's called updating your drivers.
It's called buying a Mac is what it's called.
Yeah.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
So I'll read this.
Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein.
You got me?
Yeah.
So this was created by Goodby, Silverstein, and Partners.
Okay.
You know, that's a huge advertising company.
How do you spell Goodby?
G-O-O-D-B-Y? Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein.
No stranger to political ads, Rich Silverstein distilled eight years of politics into word posters back in 2007 to encourage people to vote Democrat.
This time he got Jeff Goodby to help out and write the song despite being a registered Republican, and the song goes a little like this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So this is totally a...
Didn't they do something before in 2008 when they did one of these lame-ass children, Hitler-Yugen things?
Remember that?
Yeah, vaguely.
And the Democrats renounced it.
I thought it was the same guys, though.
Was it Goodby?
No, it was someone different then.
It was like Hollywood guys.
But this is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we played the thing.
It was done by some Hollywood guys.
Yeah, but this is an Obama bot initiative.
It's nuts.
And when you see these kids, they look like zombies.
They're on Haldol.
All of them.
Their tongues are squirreling.
And the lyrics are just...
The lyrics are insulting.
Yeah!
And we're blaming you.
And at the very end, I'll just play the tag.
Hold on a second.
They got the little kid.
The littlest kid there.
Let me see if I can nail this here.
Mom and Dad, we're blaming you.
Mom and Dad, we're blaming you.
Really?
Is that what you do?
Mom and Dad, we're blaming you?
Nice.
Really?
Yeah.
Blaming you, mom and dad.
You're blaming mom and dad?
Because you're not voting for Obama, I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
So...
Well, we're going to stay on this subject and might as well play these clips.
No, I got a few too, but go ahead.
What you got?
Okay, John, I got three clips from John Stossel.
Wow.
Actually, two from Stossel.
One from your buddy, Chunk.
No.
Not the Chunk.
So, they have this guy, Ellis Hannigan, who is a Newsday columnist who's a huge Obama bot.
And Stossel's going to throw some stuff at him and have him explain why is this, you know, acceptable.
And there's this one, I keep...
It's something we should remind the listeners about, too, which is that when Obama talks about cutting things, he's talking about cutting increases.
And it comes up in this Stossel number one clip that is kind of explained.
After inheriting a $1 trillion deficit, I signed $2 trillion of spending cuts in the law.
He signed spending cuts?
Two trillion in spending cuts?
They cut some stuff.
What he was saying is that after over the next ten years, instead of increasing spending by the ten trillion I wanted to, I'll increase it by just seven and a half trillion.
Isn't that deceit?
Well, it's kind of going to get a $2 trillion spending cut.
Well, listen, it's easy in kind of broad strokes to say, oh gee, we shouldn't spend all this money.
But the real challenge is looking at these things and making judgments, value judgments, about what it is that we want to do as a society.
Do we want to spend money on defense?
Do we want to educate our kids?
Do we want to have cops and firefighters?
Do we want decent roads?
Cops and firefighters, that's local government's responsibility.
Well, sometimes the federal government gets into that as well.
He said he was going to end these wars.
He's keeping an embassy with 15,000 Americans in Iraq.
He wants to spend more on defense, not as much as Romney, but more.
He wants to spend on everything.
Well, listen, listen.
I'm not going to disagree with you and fight you on every one of these issues because there are some things that I wish we would cut.
I mean, I do think...
So, this guy, by the way, Hennick is always on MSNBC. Always.
So, the second one actually got to him a little bit.
And the second one, I'll say that when you play the third clip, I have to now...
Actually, this was your idea.
About why some things are happening or not happening.
I'll give you 100% credit on this analysis, but first you've got to play the clips and I'll tell you why you're right.
Play two.
Really, in the end, is a fight over priorities, isn't it?
Here's one last reason why I don't trust your favorite candidate.
The war on drugs has been a part of failure, and I think that we need to rethink and decriminalize What I'm not going to be doing is using Justice Department resources to try to circumvent state laws on this issue.
And he absolutely has.
He's raided more of these marijuana dispensaries than Bush's people did.
John, I gotta tell you, you're eloquent on that.
I like the early Obama there that I did the later Obama.
It's a huge waste of money.
We could do a thousand better things with it.
So what's this about?
Why is he a hypocrite?
You know, I think he has bowed political pressure on it.
I think that, I hope, That in the second term, he's going to come around and do a better job of that and let you and I pressure him on it because that is truly the biggest ways out there is that failed war on drugs.
Well, wait a minute.
Is he going to get to my point or in the next clip?
No, the third clip is what...
Now, here's the thing that got me.
Here's what I'm thinking when he says this.
Bow to political pressure.
You mean exactly what?
Pharmaceutical pressure.
No.
I don't think so.
I think you're...
Oh, you mean the money laundering?
Play clip three, and this clip is what...
Oh yeah, this is what...
This clip has got nothing to do with the other two clips, but it does.
...is anti-Obama.
They want Romney in because he's really one of them.
So I'm not sure what he could have done differently.
No, I am.
I mean, but that's the thing...
Why not go in the other direction?
Knowing that they're not going to like you no matter what you do.
And I know that our politicians are obsessed with money.
They're soaked in money.
The only thing they can think about is campaign money.
I know that.
Democrats and Republicans.
But here, even if you're doing that calculation, you're going to lose to the other guy.
They're going to give him a lot more money.
So why not do something that would be incredibly popular with the population and actually get tough on the bankers?
So why didn't a so-called progressive president do that?
Well, that is a big question that I have as a so-called progressive former banker.
I knew, though, from the outset, Cenk, and this is the sad part, when you named Tim Geithner as Treasury Secretary and Larry Summers as head of the Economic Advisers and Mary Shapiro as head of the SEC, you know, you're basically telegraphing to Wall Street that it's basically going to be business as usual.
And you're not going to change that much.
He should definitely have been much tougher on prosecution.
There should have been criminal prosecutions of what happened in this crisis, and that didn't happen.
You know, he shouldn't allow, to the extent that he can, the Fed to have QE1 and QE2 and QE3, because that's basically signaling to Wall Street, we're going to keep interest rates low.
That hurts savers all across America and puts profits into the pockets of Wall Street firms.
And he should have been much tougher on Dodd-Frank.
Never should have signed Dodd-Frank.
It's not a good Oh, wow, hold on.
This plays right into the first half of my clip here, which is the president just this weekend on his national YouTube channel thingy.
Hi, everybody.
It's now been four years since the crisis that began on Wall Street spread to Main Street, hammering middle-class families and ultimately costing our economy 9 million jobs.
Since then, we've fought our way back.
Our businesses have added more than 5 million new jobs.
The unemployment rate has fallen to the lowest level since I took office.
Home values are rising again.
And our assembly lines are humming once more.
And to make sure America never goes through a crisis like that again, we passed tough new Wall Street reform to end taxpayer-funded bailouts for good.
Really?
I must have missed these tough regulations you passed, Mr.
President.
I don't know.
Where is it?
I must have missed it.
Liar.
Freaking liar.
Oh yeah.
So this makes total sense.
He brought in the Schill administration with a bunch of Looney Tunes numbnuts wearing diapers.
I'm looking at you, Timmy Geithner.
And it's like, hey, go ahead.
You can rip us off and you can bring in all that drug money, which is what's keeping our economy afloat.
All of that drug money, which is whitewashed through HSBC and other fine institutions, Citibank.
Just laundering all that money.
And without it, we would be dead.
Without that and making stuff that kills people, we would have no economy.
So, actually, he's done a good job.
Well, the states would have a nice economy with the legalization of marijuana because they could get the tax money.
But that's nothing compared to the dough that's coming into the illegal money.
I mean, you're going to decimate it.
It's going to be a tenth.
It's going to be a tenth.
Because the thing with weed is everyone can grow it.
Well, here's the thing that's going to be interesting, is it looks like Washington State, in the next election round, and if you haven't noticed, California, which is the big talker, big liberal state, everybody's a Democrat, big talkers about legalization of decriminalization of marijuana, and that hasn't happened.
I don't think so.
And they didn't even get it on the ballot again.
No, no.
Which should have been a no-brainer, but Washington State has it on its ballot, and all indications are it's going to pass, making Washington State ahead of California insofar as being progressive in this regard.
And it's going to cause nothing, but this is going to be a major, major fun thing to watch.
And that is why you now have the police in Seattle with drones, because they're going to be flying over there, and the federales are going to come in, and now they're going to start busting your ass in Washington State.
Because we can't have that.
We can't have you wrecking our system.
It's not going to happen, John.
Not if Obama is president, and probably not if Rami is president.
This is the same idiot in a different suit.
Yeah, no, they're two sides of the same coin.
Let me play the rest of Obama's YouTube address.
He says something very interesting, which we have talked about many times.
We are really against these organizations, and I have no idea why the president is out there...
Well, yeah, I do have an idea, but the president is out there promoting something really, really stupid.
Wall Street Reform also created the first ever independent consumer watchdog whose sole job is to look out for you.
That means making sure you've got all the information you need to make important financial decisions like buying a home or paying for college.
And it means going after anyone who tries to take advantage of you or rip you off.
I love it when a president says, rip you off.
Hey, man.
How, by the way, how is this the first consumer protection operation?
There's been tons of them.
And they've been really successful.
And this is the one that, what's her face set up now?
Elizabeth Warren.
Winnetou.
Winnetou the Indian squaw.
Yeah, Elizabeth Warren the Indian.
The American Indian woman.
She set it up and then she got kicked out for the guy who's a terrorist specialist.
He's not running.
This is the guy who wrote the book about financial trouble is what breeds terrorism.
So he's the expert on terrorism, not on consumer protection.
But that's okay, because the president has some advice for y'all.
Starting this month, that includes the folks who come up with your credit score.
Folks.
The folks who come up with your credit score.
FICA? No.
Is it FICA? Yeah, FICA. No, FICA is the number.
Right.
Your FICA score.
It's the formula.
But there's three credit reporting bureaus.
Three main ones.
And those are the folks.
The folks.
Come up with your credit report.
Listen to what he says about the folks.
If you haven't checked out your credit score recently, you should.
Check out your credit score because you need to borrow some money.
It can have a major impact on your life.
Like when you go to borrow money.
It can determine whether or not you qualify for a loan.
Borrowing money.
Or what kind of interest you have to pay.
Borrowing your money.
It can even affect your chances of renting an apartment or getting a job.
What?
I knew that would get you.
This has started some...
We talked about this on the show before, but the fact that he would bring it up This is like, why doesn't he just come out and threaten the public?
This is basically the President of the United States threatening you.
Look, your credit report is what it is and it could keep you from getting a job, slave.
This is really a disgusting thing he just said.
A slave.
I know.
And I freaked out when I saw it.
How can he say this?
I mean, is that really true?
Does the FICA score?
And how is this consumer protection that he's just bragged about two sentences earlier?
Well, it's like the mafia does it.
Listen.
Hey, listen.
We're going to protect you, but you've got to do something for me here.
You've got to check your credit score.
Because, you know, it might hurt your chances of having a job.
So, you know, you want to play along with our game, son.
I mean, is it true, John, can your FICA score affect if you get a job or not?
Yeah, actually, this started over a year ago.
No one's done anything about it.
They haven't stopped the process.
And essentially, if you have a lousy FICA score, it's assumed, or employers, according to, I guess, the judgment, I guess there were some suits on this, According to the way it plays, the logic is, look, you've got a lousy credit score.
You want me to hire you, but you're not trustworthy enough to pay your bills.
You're probably going to skip out on the job or steal office supplies.
No chance.
Wow.
And here's your president threatening you with that.
So, in America, in order to live the American dream of just getting by, you need to have a college degree, because everyone has to have one according to our president, which results in $80,000 to $200,000 in debt, and then you better be paying off that debt.
Otherwise, you get a bad FICA score, which means you have no chance of getting a job.
Flipping burgers.
Pay your FICA, slave.
Wow.
Well, let's listen to the rest of that.
Hey, it can even affect your chances of renting an apartment or getting a job.
But here's the thing.
The companies that put your credit score together can make mistakes.
They may think you had a loan or a credit card that was never yours.
They may think you were late making a payment when you were on time.
And when they mess up, you're the one who suffers.
Until this week, if you had a complaint, you took it to the company.
Sometimes they listened, sometimes they didn't.
But that was pretty much it.
They were your only real hope.
Well, not anymore.
If you have a complaint about your credit score that hasn't been properly addressed, you can go to consumerfinance.gov slash complaint.
Okay, let's go there right now.
consumerfinance.gov slash complaint.
Why is it that I have the feeling that he's scamming me?
That this can't be helping me?
Hmm?
Because you're probably right.
It's bullcrap.
And where is this?
Now I got submit a complaint, mortgage, credit card, bank account or service.
Oh, you got to log in first.
You have to have an account.
Oh, okay.
Student loan, credit reporting.
This is, I can only presume this is creating a huge database of lowlifes.
This isn't going to do anyone any good.
This is bull crap.
Well, let's think of some complaints over there.
Everyone out there who listens to this show, complain about something.
Complain about PayPal not working in Japan.
Yeah, complain about PayPal not working in Japan.
Consumer finance.
I'm going to show myself mood by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
Don't work in Japan.
In the morning.
As expected, after our good Thursday, we begin our second five years with a meh.
So, so.
We're off to a stumbling start.
Yeah, we fell out of the block.
We stumbled out of the starting blocks.
Justin Fish in Cloquet, Minnesota Nuts.
Justin Fish from Cloquet.
Been listening for a few months.
I'm not clever enough to embed a number code into my donation like everyone else.
So here's a hundred bucks.
Karma shout to my buddy Jeff Long for turning me on to the show.
Thanks, Jeff.
You've got karma.
Glad you said Massachusetts Nuts.
Minnesota Nuts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Great.
That's so funny.
El Cid Compiador from the fifth column.
A hundred dollars in Oklahoma.
A round of karma for the best podcast in the universe and all listeners.
El Cid Campiador, he actually, he was sending us a lot of stories through email.
And I said, hey, you know what?
Why don't you set up a blog somewhere and get an RSS feed and add that to the No Agenda News Network.
And he did.
And he says, I have a great job, I work really hard, and I make a lot of money, so I'm able to give you guys stuff and support the show.
I'm not technical, I don't understand this, but he was able to do it, and I encourage everyone to do what El Cid Compeador has done.
If El Cid can do it, anyone can do it.
That's right.
If El Cid can do it, anybody can do it.
Irvin Owens Jr.
in Alameda.
73-31.
I wanted to acknowledge how...
I keep imagining saying everything as nuts at the end.
Yes, go ahead.
Alameda nuts.
So when I'm laughing, I was thinking Alameda nuts, and I just don't know why.
I wanted to acknowledge how...
Lead...
Leet.
Yeah, Leet.
How Leet you guys are in honor of Cybersecurity Month ending.
But I don't ball hard enough to move the decimal two places.
I'd like to have an Atlas Shrugged Italian Shut Up Slave Tutor the Head Karma.
Oh, okay.
So we need to get to...
Okay.
Hold on a second.
Here we go.
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.
Shut up, slave!
Sassito schiavo!
You've got karma.
You kinda nailed that.
And, uh-oh!
Oh, no.
Oh, hold on.
69!
69, dude!
I wasn't ready for it.
We got to it fast.
Yeah, shortlist.
Shortlist.
Jonathan Diggle in Winnipeg, Minitoba.
69, 69.
Keeping it alive.
This we've not promoted or wanted to even happen.
But this is, again, Kerry Schoen about a year ago started this.
In the morning, I just went on a trip and listening to the No Agenda made the flight, bus, and bus trips and waiting in airports bearable.
Yeah, I hear that.
To thank you guys for the hard work you do.
I think listening to No Agenda in a bus station is fantastic.
It's smelly, but it sounds great.
Well, thank you for the hard work you do.
I'll give you a little value for value.
I'd like a douchebag for all the people who've made Winnipeg a sad, pathetic city to live in.
Okay.
All right.
And a camera shot with the Chinese in the morning for myself and the people who make living there bearable.
Oh, that's very nice.
Yeah, we can do that.
Absolutely.
You've got karma.
That's not cool.
So what's up with Winnipeg?
Brian Barrow, Sir Brian Barrow, move up to Saskatoon.
And Wooten Bassett in the UK is sending you this Swazzle Nuff donation because I don't want the streak to end.
Please keep up the great work.
Thank you.
Mike, Nikolachuk.
Nikolachuk.
And of all places, there's Paris of Canada.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
Paris of Canada.
Fact.
Fact.
John, you pronounced my last name incorrectly.
I'm just going to assume you're doing it on purpose now to encourage more donations on my part.
Mission accomplished.
Here's another swuzzle enough.
Please send me some karma for the donation from my band, the Noble Liars.
Oh, right, Noble Liars.
I got it.
We have a lot of bands that listen to our show.
We've got Bands and Hams.
That's us, baby.
Bands and Hams.
We also have Weezer.
Yeah, that's right.
One of our knights, the drummer.
And every single time he donates, we forget who he is.
We forget him.
Do we know this guy from somewhere?
It sounds familiar.
Our latest album is finally mixed and mastering starts soon.
By the way, my son has finally released his first novel.
On the Amazon.
Which son?
Your son?
Buzzkill Jr.
He's got Hot Diggity Dead, his first dog detective book.
Oh, hold on a second.
Hot?
I think go to Amazon.
Diggity Dead.
No, I'll put that in the show notes.
I'll buy it.
I'll read it.
Are you kidding me?
It's only $2.99.
He's got a review.
Kindle.
Wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
Yeah, write a review.
He just put it up this morning.
Wait, it's on Amazon?
Hot diggity dead?
Hold on a second.
That should be.
This is plug-in.
That's okay.
I like that.
He has it on this web.
But wait a minute.
He designs chips.
Isn't he a chip designer?
What?
Isn't that what Buzzkill Jr.
does?
No, he's going to be a mystery writer.
But he went to school to design chips.
He went to Evergreen.
They don't design anything up there.
Wait a minute.
When I met him, he was designing computer chips.
He's designing some sort of a robot or something.
So wait a minute.
You spend a hundred grand on sending this kid to college to learn how to design computer chips and he's selling Kindle books for $2.99?
I don't know where you got this.
What do you mean?
I send my kids to school to go into the arts.
But when we met him, when we were at the Bird's house...
That's when you were still smoking dope, I believe.
No, no, no, no.
And by the way, two months, no cigarettes as of today.
I've got a cigarette clip for you.
Okay, I'm going to purchase this.
It is J.S. Dvorak.
Very nice.
Hot Diggity Dead.
Turnbull Mysteries.
Hey, can I have him on the big book show?
Yeah, you should.
Yeah, of course.
I'm going to buy it right now.
I'm going to buy...
You should probably.
You're the first customer, probably.
Well, if I'm fast enough, hold on.
I better hurry.
Hold on.
You have a Kindle?
Yeah, I have a Kindle.
I have the old school one that I bought when they were selling them for like $49.
Yeah, I can sell the same.
Okay, I've purchased.
Thanks, Adam.
Hot Diggity Dead will be auto-delivered wirelessly to your Kindle via Amazon WhisperNet.
WhisperNet.
But I can read it now in the Kindle Cloud Reader.
Yeah, you could.
Well, I'm going to.
But don't read it now.
We've got to finish the show.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I forgot what I was doing.
Okay, back to Noble Liars.
Back to Mike from Saskatoon.
Our latest album is finally mixed and mastering starts soon.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
By the way, the karma totally works.
Hi.
Please send a shout out to James in Saskatoon for his donation and please call out Sean Mooney as a douchebag.
Sean has listened to the show for over two years and refuses to donate.
What a chump.
And finally, this donation puts me over $900, so I'll soon have my knighthood look forward to hitting people in the mouth with my NA ring.
I think the word chump is a fine word and should be used more often.
Chump.
Chump.
Yeah, I like it.
It was an October morning.
Turnbull was eyeing a painting with a gallery.
Okay, sorry.
Maybe you could do the book on tape.
Yeah, maybe I could.
Michael Shoemaker in Rancho Cucamonga, California.
6969 is my monthly donation from California Nuts.
Ha ha!
It's contagious.
It's the best podcast in the universe.
It's contagious, this dumbness.
William Durkin in Greenville, South Carolina.
First time donor, can you please give me two to the head, shut up, slave.
Shut up, slave.
I guess he doesn't want any karma.
I don't think so.
David Imhoff in Queensland.
69-69.
And that concludes our shorter...
69-69, dude!
Well, that's it then.
I mean, it has to be over.
Yeah, probably.
Here's what I think.
Can I make a rule?
Can I just have a small...
Can I have a small...
Can I, for once, put a little rule into the donation segment?
You put a number of shows rules in.
What?
You can only do nuts.
You can be from a place nuts in the Swazzelnut segment.
So if you want to be from...
The nuts thing just comes to mind.
How often does nuts show up on this?
It showed up once and I pushed it.
And I don't say Massachusetts nuts anymore.
I say mass of tax nuts.
We'll see how you do.
We're not done yet.
Keep it going.
Keep it going.
I get over these things.
Link.me in Winterville, Georgia.
5555.
Happy anniversary.
Marv Santilla.
Tucson, Arizona.
Mary.
Mary.
Is it Marv or Mary?
No, Marv.
Sorry.
Marv.
You're right.
Long-time donor, first-time boner.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Long-time boner, first-time donor.
Can you please de-douche me?
I like to propagate the formula every chance I get for the best podcast in the universe.
I'd like a birthday call for my beautiful daughter, Cassandra.
She'll turn 22 today, the 28th.
Also, can I get a triple shot of two to the head?
Italian little girl bomb.
Shut up, slave karma.
You guys are the bomb.
Give them a de-douching and whatever.
You've been de-douched.
You've got karma.
I think I did okay.
Oh, it was in Italian.
It was Italian.
I'm sorry.
Well, next time.
Here's the deal.
Sir Paul Vela writes in.
He's in the Talchester in Northampton, sure.
5555.
Checking my PayPal account, those bastards seem to have stopped my monthly payment a few months ago without telling me.
What gives?
My card didn't expire.
I have money.
It doesn't make sense.
Anyway, this is the restarting of the donations and thanking you guys for five years of no agenda.
Some might say it's the best podcast in the universe.
I like to think of it as a netcast from people I trust.
Very funny.
Hey, but the PayPal thing, please check your PayPal.
My head is so stuffy I can barely hear myself.
Please, please check your PayPal accounts.
They are starting to crack down.
This is all part of the International United Nations War Against Terrorism.
They want to cut off financing.
Please don't tell us that we should hook up with some other pay system.
You know, we know we're not going to have...
What are those things like...
Tidbits or doggybones.com, whatever it is, no.
PayPal is the only one that still works.
But you've got to check it because they cancel stuff without telling you.
They cut off entire countries.
Japan is no longer allowed to donate.
And I don't understand why.
Aren't we on Japan's side?
Aren't they our buddies in this island thing?
Why are we fighting with Japan now?
Why can we not sell anything?
I don't know, maybe the Chinese told him to cut it off.
Why can we not sell?
Well, you know, this makes me think that our president is helping the Chiners.
I've always suspected him of that.
But now it's like, you know, it's like, hey everybody, I'll cut off PayPal from Japan.
I have no idea.
It makes no sense.
Zero sense.
Jennifer Buchanan in Chicago, Illinois.
5555.
Cheers for five years.
I could use some Let's Vote for Jobs karma as I've had two interviews Monday.
I'd prefer more contract work so I can keep my small business going, but it seems being a slave for someone else's profit may be required to fulfill my Gitmo Nation dream of just getting by.
Mm-hmm.
Make sure your FICA score is updated.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
And it's gone.
Come on.
Mark Alcacer, Alcacer, Alcacer would be my guess.
Houston, 55-55, congrats.
How about Alcacer?
Could be.
Ron Jordan, Martinez, Georgia.
Congrats.
55-55.
Mike DeBrock in Spring Grove, Illinois.
55-55.
Kurt Danielson, Burnsville, Minnesota.
55-55.
That must have hurt.
I just got a hernia.
Regarding donations, I'd like some focus on the monthly donations.
You can recognize listeners who double down on no agenda.
I would not hesitate to double down my subscription and then promptly forget about it like I've done with my Twit donations.
I would like to request some karma for my sister Cindy and brother-in-law Scott who are relocating their family to Nevada at the end of the month.
Please keep up with the good work.
You've got some moving karma for you right there.
Always helpful.
You've got karma.
We've found...
Wesley Cherry, Brentwood, Tennessee.
I sold the iPad 3.
I never used four days before Apple announced a new one.
So I decided to pitch in for your fifth anniversary.
Here's five more years of hitting people in the head, and he needs a hey-shit-ison karma.
It's people in the mouth.
Now you're just reading stuff that isn't even there.
Hey, shit.
Now you've got karma.
Back in the head.
Back off on the howl doll, old man.
Come on.
Sir Trevor Fouché.
I'm guessing.
Could be Foucher.
Foucher.
Probably Foucher.
He's in Venice.
Yeah, Foucher.
Foucher.
Anonymous in Aurora, Colorado.
I'm such a douchebag.
I've been listening to Noah Jenner for more than four years, and I'm now just getting around to a donation.
Please, please, please give me a D-bag call-out followed by a D-douching karma shot.
And he's got a birthday and a birthday coming up on the 26th.
Okay, so douchebag and douchebag then dedouching?
Is that what he wants?
Yeah.
Okay.
And a karma.
Douchebag!
You've been dedouched.
You've got karma.
Alright.
Whatever you want.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, Mr.
Anonymous.
Yap Meyer.
Very good.
King's...
By the way, I don't like the idea of doing anonymous birthdays.
It doesn't make any sense.
Happy birthday to you, anonymous.
Yap Meyer, although this guy has a good reason to be anonymous.
Yap Meyer in Kingsbridge, South, someplace or other, in the UK. Why didn't you talk about it?
You didn't mention why he has a good reason to be anonymous.
I just don't think he's a good reason.
We're not going to talk about it.
Really?
55-55.
Stephen Nelson, Wheat Ridge, Colorado.
55-10.
Double nickels on the dime.
Kara and Larry in Massachusetts.
Sir Larry.
Massive tax nuts.
Sir Larry and Dame Kara.
Is it?
Yeah, so it is.
Sir Larry and Dame Kara in Gitmo, Nevada.
It says Massachusetts.
They're very...
Okay.
They're very strange.
What?
We're surprised to hear a donation from...
They're very...
Oh, I see.
I don't know what's going on with this note.
What is this?
I can't figure out what the note means.
We're surprised to hear a donation from Sir Larry and Dame Cara in Gitmo, Nevada.
They're very strange ads indeed.
It inspired us to donate again, 4410.
Could you please send some karma to Sir Larry and Dame Cara?
Could you also play the Gitmo Nation anthem at the end of the show?
Yeah, so it's just that they like, they just want to, they donate it again.
It's funny.
I'm not sure.
John Boland in Byron, New York, 55.
I'd like some baby-making karma.
I think it's Boland, actually.
It's not Boland?
Double L, I'd say Boland.
It could be Boland.
I just finished Atlas Shrugged.
John is right.
It's too long.
All right.
It was good and does stress value for value.
Can't argue with that.
Well, here you go, my friend.
Bend over and take the baby karma.
You've got karma.
And that's it.
Now we're done, right?
I mean, we're done with our 55-55.
That's it.
No more.
Pretty much.
Kevin Merritt in 5272.
That was actually 55-0.
Yeah.
Javier Munguia.
We are now refusing 55-55 donations.
We'll send it back.
Distrito Federal.
Oh, he's in Mexico.
Hola, I'm Mexican and I'm drunk in the office.
So this should be read as a drink Mexican.
Happy 5th anniversary.
Get yourself some tacos and tequila on me.
Let's put that on our list.
And for the nights.
Could you do the Mexican thing?
Tacos and tequila.
Where's your...
Yeah, that's good.
Where's your Mexican accent?
And celebrate.
Hey, be quiet.
Keep doing the best podcast in El Universal.
5255 is the country and area code for Mexico.
Salud.
Sir Peter Tote is 50 bucks.
Mats Leningren in some place or other.
I can't figure it out.
He's in Vartofta, Sweden.
Sweden, yeah.
Hello from Gitmo Nation, Ikea.
First time donation.
I started listening a couple months ago and still working my way up the backlog.
It's on episode 437 right now.
It'll probably be December when I hear my donation.
We might be off the air and dead by then.
Actually, yeah.
I wish for a Hey Citizen Karma shout, hoping for some karma in the coming months.
More donations will be upcoming if all goes well in my work.
Regards.
Okay, 73's to you, my friend.
Hey Citizen, right?
Hey, citizen.
You've got karma.
And I would like to take the opportunity to thank all of the monthly donors and people who come.
Well, before you do that, Buzzkill Jr.
came running in with a note from Larry and Kara.
Ah.
And did we give them karma?
Um...
Yeah, he sent some karma to Sir Larry and Dame Care.
I think he did.
The note is pretty much what I read, so I don't know why he did that.
So why is he interrupting the flow of the show?
Because he thought that I was...
Because he's an author now?
The same reason that Mickey interrupts the flow of the show at your end.
Same reason.
Yeah, but he's cute.
He's a cute kid.
Yeah, he is a cute kid.
And he designs computer chips.
He also designed the cover of the book.
It looks good.
Yeah.
Is he, like, refreshing his Amazon account?
Yeah, I made seven bucks.
This is awesome.
I'm going to go plug it on the Twitch show and see if we can get some sales.
Oh, you're on Twitch today?
Hallelujah.
No, that'll be good.
He'll get lots of sales.
And you'll be like, hey, kid, would you start repaying college?
Pay rent.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
Just remember, hey, JC, Buskill Jr., just listen to this, my friend.
Shut up, slave!
It's over for you.
The minute you start making some dough, forget about it.
The old man's going to come in and take it from you.
All $17.
All right, so that's it.
But I do want to thank all of our monthly donors.
I'm just looking at the list.
It's always nice to see the 33, 33, 33s.
The $49 is the people who definitely want to stay under the radar.
The 12, 12s, the 11, 11s, the $5.
There's still, I think I saw some $4 still.
Yep, we've got some $4, a lot of $4.
And I see a lonely $2.
Yeah, it's amazing that PayPal hasn't bumped that.
Yeah, Mark Beckwith.
We might as well give the guy a shout-out.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, Mark.
You're at the bottom of the list.
Love to see you there.
That's awesome.
So thank you very much.
Obviously, we stumble into our sixth year, but that's to be expected.
And now with the 55-55 donations being rejected, who knows?
Not being rejected.
You cannot take them anymore.
Our friends in Tokyo...
I've been trying to send in 55555 and what are you going to do?
Tell them no?
No, but that's different.
No, in fact, no.
Whatever happens.
I'm rejecting that.
People want to continue to celebrate for the rest of the year.
It's okay by me.
It's not by me.
If you want to donate, you can no longer do 5555.
You can do 6666 and get a jump on our 6th anniversary.
But not 5555.
I will personally reject it.
Okay.
I will not let you read it.
But if you feel you got any kind of value from the program, which some people do, I think we have a pretty good analysis on how you were being...
Folks are trying to dupe you into thinking you need to have your FICA score up to speed, otherwise you won't get a job, and unfortunately that's also true.
Folks are trying to dupe you into being a racist or feel like you're a racist with bogative surveys, which are done by the AP.
Folks are out there trying to scare you into some tropical storm that's going to hang a left.
Now, by the way, don't take my word for it.
If you're worried about what's going to happen, then you should certainly take that advice.
And if I saw that thing coming towards me, I'd probably be ready for that left-hand turn.
If the thing turns left, then don't listen to the best podcast in the universe.
But I still would like to know why it's going to turn left.
And if it does, okay.
If it doesn't, again, value for value.
Stock up on batteries.
Help me out here, John.
I ain't got nothing to say.
You're on a roll.
Devorak.org slash NA. So we have to remember tortillas and...
Tacos.
Tacos and taquilla.
Tacos and taquilla.
Okay, we're going to add that to the list.
Anyways, our birthday segment here, Marv Santilla congratulates his daughter, Cassandra.
She turns 22 today.
Oh, my goodness, man.
Our daughters are the same age.
How old do you feel, Marv?
An anonymous congratulates himself.
His birthday was on the 26th.
And that is your happy birthdays and your little birthday card and wishes from all your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
It's your birthday, yeah!
What were you banging?
It's my cowbell I'm hitting against a wooden table.
Oh.
Since you can't hit the repeater, you might as well just try the cowbell?
Is that what?
Maybe that'll work.
Let me give you a little props, John.
You deserve some.
I'll take them.
Yeah, you need some.
Do you remember what was in the...
Well, I think you called this, because I was even too disgusted to...
Talk about it.
Remember the Fracas, the Chick-fil-A fracas?
Fracas.
Fracas about the gay marriage thing?
Oh yeah, kissing in front of Chick-fil-A. What was that all about, according to you?
I forgot.
What did I say?
This is not good if you don't remember what you said.
I don't remember these things.
I gotta go look at it.
That's why I have the red book.
I can go look it up.
Well, you said it was a PR stunt.
Yeah, duh.
Oh, gee, did you just say duh?
Of course.
Now I'm one to two.
So the results are in according to a study by research firm Sandelman& Associates.
Consumer use of Chick-fil-A was up 2.2% in Q3 compared to the prior year.
Market share up 0.6%.
Total ad awareness up 6.5%.
It's as if the Curry-Devorak Consulting Group had come up with a campaign ourselves.
PR pros and pundits had widely panned Chick-fil-A's response to the controversy initially.
What?
We didn't do that.
No, some are still befuddled by what happened.
Yeah, those are the guys you don't want to hire.
Because they're idiots.
And people hire them.
Yeah, you don't want to hire those guys.
You want to hire us.
The Curry Dvorak Consulting Group.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, okay.
We knew that coming in.
What else did I have here?
I had something weird going on with Texas.
Yeah, like that's a surprise, right?
You're stunned by that.
There's a controversy here, and I'm going to tell you what it is.
There's the...
What is the name of that outfit?
What's that United Nations outfit that comes and checks and sees if your elections are, if your voting is being done properly?
What are they doing in Texas?
Well, oh, it's the OSCE, Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe.
And they go to Haiti and make sure that that was all scammed.
And so your question is valid.
What are they doing in Texas?
Well, thank goodness Matt from Reuters asked Victoria Doucheland at State Department that very question.
Yesterday you also said that these observers would have certain immunities and privileges.
Can you elaborate on what those are?
Should anyone or any of these observers do something that local Texas authorities think violates their law and they were to be arrested, would they be immune from prosecution?
So here's what's going on.
Texas doesn't want these guys hanging out.
Who does?
And our Attorney General here has said, if they come within 100 yards of a polling place, we will arrest them.
And the State Department is saying, well, you know, they're all cool.
They're not going to be bad guys.
You know, you can trust them.
They're all good.
And for some reason, Matt is all over this.
And he's saying, well, you know, they're going to go arrest them.
And what happens?
And then he says, don't they have immunity?
Matt's a real journalist, you see.
Well, I'm not going to get into all kinds of hypothetical scenarios, but under...
You can say it's hypothetical, Toria, but the problem is that they say right now that they can't do their job unless they do something which is in violation of Texas law, according to the Attorney General.
So, the question of immunity is relevant.
Matt, I was on the way to answer your question, but you didn't allow me to finish my sentence.
Do you hear what she's doing there?
Shut up, slave!
She's not just a shut-up slave.
Shut up, slave!
She's trying to come up with an answer.
You know how that works when someone is...
You listen to how she's talking.
Yeah, you're beating around the bush, and so you throw something at the guy, like, well, I don't know about dealing with hypotheticals, and then the guy goes off, and you're still grinding away trying to think of the answer.
Exactly.
Well, she said the hypotheticals.
Then she said, you're interrupting me if you let me finish my answering your question.
She's like, such a shut-up slave thing, but she's really trying to figure out what to say.
The question of immunity is relevant.
Matt, I was on the way to answering your question, but you didn't allow me to finish my sentence.
I think we had this conversation yesterday, too.
So why don't I start again here?
Let me look at my book.
Do I have something to say?
So, under a 1996, I believe it is, presidential proclamation that's been upheld by the Congress, Members of official observers for the then CSCE, now OSCE, are eligible for full immunities in the United States.
But as I also said yesterday, we don't think That it's going to come to having to invoke these.
We have every confidence that OSCE representatives in Texas and any other state where they are observing will be able to work things out.
But they are eligible for full immunity.
They are.
So in other words, that if the state of Texas chose to prosecute one of these observers, they wouldn't be able to.
Again, I'm not going to get into any kind of hypothetical situations or predict where this is going to go other than to say we have every expectation that this will be worked out.
And to state the fact, which is that under US law, they are eligible for immunity.
Well, I don't understand.
I mean, the Texas Attorney General says that these people will be liable for prosecution if they break the law.
And what you're saying now is that they're not liable for prosecution because they have diplomatic immunity.
I'm saying that we expect that they're going to be able to work this out and that they have said that they don't intend to break Texas or any other laws while they're here.
Shut up, slave!
There you go.
That should be fun to watch.
I have to put a prediction in the Red Book.
Already?
By this time next year, Matt will not be at these press conferences.
He'll be doing a podcast.
He'll be a very popular podcaster.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He works for Reuters, you know.
So this is something I was saving, and I think I teased this on Thursday, which means we have to make good on the tease, about the war.
Well, this is the meningitis story.
We've had this story, this meningitis story, going on for, it seems like weeks now.
So apparently some steroids that were sent out contained the meningitis.
How does that happen, by the way?
Well, I know...
I mean, a lot of things, you can contaminate, and these factors, you can see contamination taking place, but how specifically does meningitis...
Well, I have a report, and it may explain how it got into the shots, and I can tell you why this story is being hyped.
Good evening.
Investigators say they could see with their naked eyes black specks of deadly fungus floating in vials of steroids.
There you go.
Does that answer your question?
We were walking by.
I saw black specks.
It must be the meningitis.
It's fungus.
The meningitis is right there.
You're to be injected into patients across the country.
Late today, authorities said a criminal investigation would be opened and they would move to revoke the license of New England Compounding Center.
That's the pharmacy identified as the source of contaminated drugs that have caused a meningitis outbreak in at least 17 states.
300 people have come down with the disease.
23 have died.
And federal officials say the outbreak is spreading.
With this rapidly developing story, here's Dr.
John LaPook.
Okay, so there's a couple of key things here that you have to pay attention to.
And the main thing is the word compounding or compounder.
Are you familiar with this term, John?
Yeah, actually, I wanted to talk about this in more depth because there is a...
A war on compounders.
And the war on compounders stems from old generic drugs that are used for a lot of simple things that people have, and they're trying to run these guys out of town so they can take the old generic drugs, jack the price up, And stick it to the insurance company.
And it's not just that.
So compounders are essentially your mom and pop pharmacy who has been doing this since ancient times.
That's what a pharmacist used to be known for doing.
That's right.
He would get it.
Making the product on the spot.
So compounding is he makes the product on the spot.
And the compounder, your local mom and pop guy, can do this financially.
For a fraction of the cost of what the pharmaceutical companies actually want to, as John correctly pointed out, stick your insurance company for.
Mistakes are made in pharmacology all the time.
In this case, it's being hyped up.
I mean, please don't pay attention to the multi-billion dollar fine the big pharma company gets.
Remember that, John?
No one talked about that?
Right.
It's like billions and billions of dollars for their screw-ups.
Because, you know, hundreds of people killed, sold by their whole industry.
But now let's go to the pharmacology, to the little mom and pop shops, and let's run them out of town.
Listen to the rest of the report.
Okay.
Hey, Shelly, well, one senator...
And by the way, I think this is, is it ABC? Whatever, it's big pharma PR companies, also known as broadcast networks, who are hyping this unfolding story.
The preliminary investigation has revealed a lack of basic laboratory standards at New England Compounding Center.
Do you see what they're doing?
Lack of standards.
It's dirty.
It's messy.
These are not professionals.
Today, Massachusetts state investigators found that NECC had dirty floor mats and a leaky boiler.
Oh, a leaky boiler!
I hate it!
I mean, do you get the picture in your head of just this...
A leaky boiler?
And dirty floor mats.
Oh, you know, this is...
Somebody stepped on the floor mat.
Yep.
Did not properly test lab equipment.
Did not adequately sterilize medications and ship drugs before they were tested for contamination.
Because they are evil, evil, evil people who are trying to kill you and your children.
Of course, Congress is all over this and you can just wait for the news report to coincide with someone trying to push a bill through.
One senator says compounding pharmacies operate in a regulatory black hole with very little federal oversight from the FDA. And that discussion is calling attention to a compounding pharmacy here in Dallas.
It recently pleaded guilty to shipping mislabeled medication that led to three deaths.
Once these medications begin to cross state lines, logistically, it's just more difficult.
There are 7,500 compounding pharmacies in the U.S. And we're going to get rid of all of them.
Many of them mom and pop operations serving local customers face to face.
But that can't be good because these people make mistakes that kill you and your children.
They're regulated at the state level, not under the more rigorous federal standards of the FDA. Government is good.
Government is here to help you.
But now that some companies, like the one under investigation in Massachusetts, chip large quantities of medicine all across the country...
Huge quantities!
Critics in Congress think the FDA needs more control.
More control, more government control.
Good, good, good, good for you.
Mike Jacobson is the Dean of the School of Pharmacy at UNT. Let's bring in the expert.
When we see an instance like this, this is a wake-up call to revisit this question of death.
Stooge!
Stooge!
In the Apothecure case in Dallas, the FDA did have the authority to prosecute because the deadly medicine was inaccurately labeled, and that is a federal offense.
The drugs mixed by Mr.
Osborne's company were not merely misbranded, but lethal.
Drug makers of all sizes, from large corporations to small compounding pharmacies, have a duty to ensure their products are safe.
So here's why I was mislabeled.
It was a steroid, and it was labeled steroids instead of steroid plus meningitis.
Steroid plus meningitis.
Extra bonus!
It was mislabeled.
Yeah.
But this is obviously...
We have to follow this as it progresses.
So I got a couple of emails from pharmacologists.
I got a note from a doctor.
He said, look, I'm a really busy doctor.
I'm making crap money.
So I just need to send you this link because this is bull crap.
And exactly what you said, John.
They're just trying to run the small pharmacies out of business, which will only jack up your insurance rates indirectly because it's going to cost 10 times the amount if you don't have the small compounders making your stuff.
And you know what?
Miss Mickey...
She goes to something called the People's Pharmacy.
Her thyroid doesn't work.
She has an inactive thyroid.
Right, so she has to take thyroid.
Actually, she's gone to a whole bunch of different doctors, and now she doesn't have the synthetic stuff, but I think it's pig hormones.
Okay, so it has to be done by a compounder.
And it's made specifically for her, by a compounder, the People's Pharmacy.
Yeah.
And they're trying to run those companies out of business.
And they know her.
They care about her.
They do.
They give a crap.
And they're trying to get rid of that so she can go back on some synthesized bull crap, which is generic kind of level.
You can have this level a little more, but not something that is for you specifically.
Yeah.
Welcome to the big business, the corporatism.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
But if you want to talk about these kinds of stories, so are you done with that segment?
Because I want to move to another government segment.
Sure.
So there was a report that I just thought this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
It's a Caltrans story.
It starts with a funny Caltrans story.
And this ends with the most galling thing I've ever seen in my life, but I had to laugh out loud.
You have to explain what Caltrans is, because I don't think everyone knows what Caltrans is.
Caltrans is the operation in California that builds all the roads.
Okay.
It's the California Transportation.
They take care of the freeways.
And they're just they used to be a really good, very engineering oriented, very hard workers.
Now they're just they suck.
And here's the funny Caltrans story as it goes on and on.
We caught this Caltrans employee buying a case of wine.
This one, shopping for shoes.
This one, buying food.
All driving away in these $30,000 pickup trucks rented by Caltrans with your money.
You're on state time.
You just bought a case of wine.
I got no comment.
That's a rental right there.
We found employees using dozens of these new pickup trucks.
Rented by Caltrans, even though the agency had been ordered by the governor to reduce its fleet to save money.
Caltrans has put the for sale sign on more than 1,300 vehicles since the governor's directive.
But according to documents, the agency is renting as many as 200 vehicles a month.
We discovered monthly bills of $30,000, $40,000, $50,000, some more than $100,000.
We found in just the first nine months of this year, that cost taxpayers three-quarters of a million dollars.
So anyway, it goes on and on.
This is a very long report.
And I may actually skip part two, but to get the idea.
So they decide that they're going to confront Caltrans and the governor.
Oh, so they're going to do this, they're going to ambush with a camera crew.
Hey, we're from News 2.
We're here to talk about people buying wine.
Jerry Brown, the old fart, pulls the most amazing stunt I've ever seen, and it's something I think everyone should think about.
Is it clip 2 or clip 3?
See if you can catch it.
This will be number three.
Just play three.
Altrans finally agreed to look at our video.
It seemed to us that they were...
Oh, no, no, sorry, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, it is two.
I'm sorry.
I do need to play two.
Two is about the governor, and then three is about the bureaucrat.
All right, two first.
Two is about the governor.
Why don't you talk to me?
We offered to show the video to Caltrans and to the governor.
They both declined.
Governor, can I talk to you for a minute, please?
Why won't you look at any of the tape we have on Caltrans?
Wait a minute.
Why won't you show it to us?
I'll show it to you right now.
No, no.
Wait a minute.
I'll show it to you right now, sir.
I'll show it.
Excuse me.
You want to take my phone, Governor?
He did return my phone and accused us of withholding the video.
Sir, you've concealed the tape.
I haven't.
I'll show it to you right now.
Then resorted to name calling.
This guy is like a fuck.
Excuse me?
Why do you say that, sir?
The guy's good.
Oh, my goodness.
He's awesome.
I've never seen that before, and I saw it, and my jaw dropped.
It's like, okay, it's okay, buddy.
Where's...
You refuse to show it to me.
But the guy, he's such an idiot, he goes like, what?
He's like all defensive.
Yeah, he gets defensive.
What are you talking about?
I was waiting for him to say, you're withholding evidence.
You're withholding evidence.
We're going to arrest you.
We're going to arrest you for withholding evidence from the government.
Oh, that's great.
All right, now what's number three?
Well, number three, they finally, apparently, they hit Badger Brown enough for him to send in some horrible spokeswoman who comes in as just a stooge to answer the questions.
And she just stonewalls the guy.
And it's also a work of art.
Altrans finally agreed to look at our video.
It seemed to us that they were using these cars like they're personal cars on the taxpayer dime.
Yeah, I mean, from what you've shown me on the video, it appears that way, but we won't know that until this investigation is complete.
The agency says that could take weeks.
They also say the practice of renting trucks on taxpayer money is now being audited.
Okay, here we go.
But so far, it's still going on.
I love it.
I'm going to try that when the IRS comes after me again.
Well, it's going to take me a few weeks to investigate, and we have to have a report.
We haven't got a prayer.
With people like this running our government.
No.
Why don't you just, while you're here, why don't you just reach into my pocket and take whatever change you can find?
It's unbelievable.
That's so funny.
Oh, John, I almost forgot.
Wow.
Yes.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky I caught at the very end.
Happy World Vegan Day.
Today?
Yes.
Ah, I didn't know.
Yeah, and well...
I would have celebrated.
Our vegan night, of course, sent us a note, and I should have done it at the top of the show.
Actually, it's first of November is when we have...
Oh.
Oh.
Well, we're not going to have a show on 1st of November.
Okay.
So, happy World Vegan Day in advance to all the vegan producers and our vegan in residence, Jordan, along with all the Invercargill Vegan Society.
And as we like to say to you guys, have some steak.
You'd look unhealthy.
You don't look good.
You don't look good.
But enjoy your day.
So, I do have one more clip I want to play, because this is my main thing.
I've been saying it over and over and over again, and this is like one of my theories, which is, of course, that you want to keep these elections closed so that people can soak the donations from the millions of dollars that we should be so lucky.
And here's a straight-up story.
Campaign spending in Florida.
And here in Florida, campaigns and independent groups have spent $150 million thus far, the highest of any state.
Probably the only upside to all these ads in Florida is they're good for Florida's economy.
Our network affiliates don't have enough hours of the day in the news to run all these ads.
Which do you believe?
It's expected that a record $1 billion could be spent in political advertising across the country in 2012.
Yeah, yeah.
And how much are we getting of that?
Yeah, it's a shame.
It's probably hurting our business.
And finally, I do have the good news for smokers, if there is such a thing.
Since the relocation attempts began on Thursday, four people have died and more than a hundred others have been injured.
Now, women who stop smoking by the age of 30 will almost completely avoid the risks of dying early from tobacco-related diseases.
That's the main finding of a study of more than a million women in the UK. The results, published in the medical journal The Lancet, showed lifelong smokers died 10 years before those who've never started.
Dominic Cain reports.
For years, smokers have been told their habit could seriously damage their health.
Tobacco accounts for millions of deaths across the world every year.
And recently, governments have made it harder to buy and sell.
Now, research suggests encouraging people to quit while they're young may prolong lives.
The survey followed the lives of a million women from the late 1950s onwards.
It found that lifelong smokers died about ten years earlier than those who'd never smoked.
Women who quit before the age of 40 would die one year earlier than if they had never smoked.
Whereas for those who stopped before 30, it was almost as if they'd never started.
Aha!
But this is not entirely true.
I think this is promoted by the tobacco industry.
And they don't mention they die a miserable death, but that's another story.
I don't think it's true.
It's not true in New York City.
Women die much earlier in New York City.
I have proof right here.
A New York City police officer is under arrest accused of a bizarre and disturbing plot to kidnap and torture women.
According to court papers, Gilberto Valle sent numerous emails to another person outlining plans to kidnap women, torture them, then cook and eat their body parts.
Yay!
Yay, yay, yay!
What, have you been keeping that clip in abeyance?
I got the body parts clip.
I'm going to deal with it.
I like the cook and eat one.
Yeah, cook and eat.
I'm telling you, it's tough out there.
But this is what I mean.
You stop smoking and you either get hit by a bus or you get eaten by a cop.
I mean, you know, you can't win.
Yeah, I like the fact that it's a cop.
It's a cop, yeah.
Although, this...
Go ahead.
I was just going to say, I was trying to think of something funny to say about the, you know, just getting by, and this is like a perfect example, but go on.
Sorry.
Well, so of course, one of the many ways that we have mind-controlled you into believing that smoking is very bad for you.
I'm not saying it's not.
I'm quite happy that we stopped smoking because my cough is gone.
There's some noticeable differences.
My eyesight changed immediately.
And there's one other thing that is extremely noticeable, but we'll keep it family-friendly on the show.
And one of the ways that they did this is through labeling of their product.
It's catching on.
The ads are modeled on the type of graphic warnings found on cigarette packs.
This one on a box of grape juice shows a child's foot with what appears to be a diabetic ulcer.
They're provocative, even inflammatory.
And that's the point.
We need to get the public's attention on this.
And I don't think we're going to do it by pussyfooting around.
The Ontario Medical Association says obesity has become a public health epidemic and it says the illnesses directly related to the crisis, such as cancer, diabetes, heart and liver disease, now cost the health care system in this province upwards of two billion dollars a year.
If we don't start taking immediate action now, our health care system will soon be overwhelmed by the demands of a completely preventable complications associated with obesity.
The OMA's solution treat obesity like smoking, with tobacco-like warning labels for high-calorie foods, restrictions on junk food advertising aimed at children, and added taxes on anything that is high in sugar, high in fat, and low in nutritional value.
Critics say it's a simplistic approach to a complex issue.
It does not change behavior.
It hurts middle and lower income families, and it costs food and beverage manufacturing jobs.
Alright, so here's my idea.
I'm listening to these reports, and we know, fact, we fact check this.
We know for a fact that when you put the bigger the warning label on a product, the more inclined people are to buy it.
That's why you have drug companies with these long, horrible things about anal leakage and all this nastiness that's going to happen with their brain pharmaceutical products and people eat it up like candy.
They love it.
Yeah, in fact, you have to ask yourself a question.
Have you ever listened to those things?
And we play them all the time.
Why would anyone go ask their doctor for this product?
Because it sounds like a groovy thing.
For some reason, for some reason, this is mind control.
I don't know if we've been programmed.
We don't know how it works.
We don't know how it works, but we know it works.
So, John, I think there is a huge business.
Now, we have some of the best designers in the world.
I mean, the people who make the art for the No Agenda show, they get it.
They just get it.
I think we need to start stocking up and building art for products that are going to fall under this type of regulation.
So, for instance, you're going to have alcoholic beverages, and we need to show automobile victims, automobile accident victims, people covered in puke, I think people with, you know, where their brain is just rotted away.
Because this is going to be on the label of all of our products.
In fact, I mean, just going to a car dealership, you're going to have, you know, it's going to be dangerous to drive a car.
So we should have brochures.
And instead of the sleek, sexy looking, you know, new car, you're going to have, you know, people with their, you know, heads through windshields.
We should get ready for it.
We really should.
Well, we should start another consulting company.
Another consulting company.
What other products will we have that are going to be outlawed pretty soon?
What else do we have?
I think you can outlaw knives, like steak knives, cooking utensils, forks.
Forks are very dangerous.
Frying pans.
Frying pans.
All kinds of nasty things.
All the stuff you buy at Orchard Supply, the saws and hammers.
Hammers are extremely dangerous.
You can make great art with hammers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Home Depot.
Home Depot, essentially, we can do their entire catalog.
Yeah, yeah, and just a bunch of gruesome pictures.
Yeah, how about, well, even Apple iPods.
You know, you can have deaf kids who are crossing the street and getting hit by cars.
Yeah, getting hit.
Getting hit by cars.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be an absolute bonanza.
The Curry Dvorak, it needs to be something...
Casualty consulting company.
Yeah.
You're good.
I'll give you that.
The Curry-Devorak Casualty Consulting Company, ladies and gentlemen.
There you go.
All right.
I think that's it.
Yeah.
Let me just see.
Let me just check because I was keeping stuff from...
Do we need to talk about the Germans wanting to count their gold?
Did you see that?
Oh, yeah.
We can do that on the Thursday show.
Really?
Well, honestly, it's not a real interesting story.
They just want to count their gold and we don't want them to.
We don't have their gold.
That's all I wanted to hear.
My favorite thing is that one guy said, you know, they have all these bins that are not numbered by country, they just have code names.
So you can bring somebody in, here's your gold, and they show a pile of gold.
And they can bring another country, and here's your gold, the same pile.
Exactly.
And they can say to anyone they want, I'm sorry, your gold got lost.
But his gold is okay.
Let's do whatever they want.
But that's not true.
Aren't there bricks numbered?
I don't know.
Okay.
I have no idea what this...
We have to follow the story, but I don't know if we have anything to report on it.
Well, there's also the...
I think this is bogative, this story.
This is why I didn't even want to really talk about it, but it's gotten some legs about the...
So there's, you know, there's this law firm and I look up this law firm and they're kind of like, okay, you know, they seem like they just, you know, there's no names of lawyers, whatever.
And they apparently are suing, you know, like a million banks and bank executives, etc.
for $43 trillion.
You've seen this?
No, actually.
I'll look into it.
People do this stuff all the time.
Yeah, but now what happened is the story was put on MarketWatch, although I will say it was PR Newswire MarketWatch, so it's not really a report.
It was a press release.
And that, of course, then immediately, oh, it was on MarketWatch, so it must be a news report.
But it wasn't.
It was a press release.
Right.
And then as a part of that, it was on CNBC Digital, and one of the executives at CNBC, his children were murdered by the nanny.
You saw that story, didn't you?
Yeah.
You know, with the nanny, like, you know, killed the kids and then slit her own throat.
So they're making this combination saying because of the banksters and because CNBC Digital published the report of the lawsuit, that's why the kids got killed.
I'm sorry.
You know, I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy.
I'm really not.
I'm really not.
I will leave you, though, with one report of a weapon which has yet to be proven to be real, but I like it so much because it's named by itself CHAMP. CHAMP is just great.
This is the new Boeing EMP weapon.
Though we can't show actual images of the Champ or...
Because it's fake.
...Counter Electronics' high-powered microwave advanced missile project, this animation shows a simulated weapon flying over selected targets, hitting them with high-power radial wave bursts and defeating their electrical and data systems without causing injury or collateral damage.
But it was no simulation Tuesday over the Utah test and training range.
Where Boeing and the U.S. Air Force Research Laboratory's Directed Energy Directorate successfully flew the first fully operational CHAMP weapon.
We hit every target we wanted to.
We prosecuted everyone.
Today we made science fiction science fact.
I love it when they say we prosecuted all the targets.
That's great.
Prosecuted.
By the way, I forgot to say CHAMP stands for Counter Electronics High Powered Microwave Advanced Missile Project.
CHAMP. This video recorded during an earlier test shows what CHAMP is capable of.
Watch the computer screens in this office as the directed energy hits the building.
While the computers were knocked out, there is no structural damage.
Fade to black.
When that computer went out, when we fired, it actually took out the cameras as well.
We took out everything on that.
It was fantastic.
What?
It's bogus.
The camera didn't go out at all.
They showed the computers going out one by one, which seems unlikely.
And then after all this stuff went off, it kind of offline, but you didn't see the computers go off.
You saw the screens go off, and then the camera shut down.
The camera would have been hit immediately.
Like I said, the reason we are successful is due to the team and the team effort.
A non-lethal weapon that can defeat targets without collateral damage is an idea that's been portrayed in television and film for decades.
But this, says AFRL champ lead test engineer Peter Finlay, is no movie.
We're not quite up to the place where the Star Trek and Star Wars movies are, but this is definitely an advancement in technology to be able to give us an opportunity to do things that we couldn't do before.
James Dodd, Vice President of Advanced Boeing Military Aircraft, says his team is focused on developing the innovation to protect U.S. troops.
We know this has some capabilities and some impact.
And so we're really trying to engage the customer and see if there's a way that we can actually get this fielded and implemented sooner than later.
After its first flight, the champ missile flew to an undisclosed location on the test range, and the flight was intentionally terminated.
What does that mean?
It crashed?
When I said intentionally terminated?
The flight was intentionally terminated?
To me, that means...
I guess it can't land.
Yeah, it crashed or something, right?
And everyone is now analyzing data and telemetry from this flight.
This is a bogus...
This is so phony.
Thank you.
I agree.
I think it's totally...
I don't know what the point of it is, though.
I mean, are they trying to get funding?
I think it's probably to get funding.
It's a Boeing video.
I think it's part funding, but also meant to, you know, because we have revolution on TV right now.
You know, all these, you know, like, oh, the electricity went out.
I think this is just like they've scared all of our stupid idiot congressmen and senators into believing about the cyber war that we need $100 billion invested in McAfee and whatever.
I think this is probably just more of the same.
EMP, this is what can happen.
The Chinas might have it.
The Russians might have it.
We need to have it.
Now, I do think that an EMP, you know, you have to have, like, a nuclear explosion to get a real EMP strike.
Yeah, a huge A-bomb.
Yeah, I mean, this isn't...
They're like death ray.
Like, we got a death ray.
We can't show it to you.
But this is an earlier test where we, like, oh, the computers went off.
And it looked just like, um...
Oh, crap.
What's the thing I used to watch?
The series that's now over?
The, um...
Breaking Bad.
In Breaking Bad, they have to destroy some evidence on a computer, and it's in a cop warehouse.
So they take a truck with a junkyard magnet.
Attached to the side, and they rig it up with 8,000 batteries, and then they turn on the magnet, and then everything flies off the shelves, and the computer drive is erased.
Right?
That'll really happen.
It's just bogative, but people believe this stuff.
So what I want you to do, as a favor to me, is I want you to bring this up on Twit today.
And let's see how many of those losers who watch this show actually believe it.
It's pretty off-topic, but I'll see what I can do.
Come on, you can sneak it in.
I'll give it a shot.
I'll see what I can do if I can.
So, yeah, this morning on the NoAgendaShow.com, which is now twice a week, because that joke's funny still.
Yeah, it's as funny as Massachusetts nuts.
But you don't make the joke.
Leo always makes the joke.
No, but I milk it.
Yeah, you do.
It's good for publicity.
You're complaining.
No, I love it.
You said, yes, on our second show, which we now do twice a week, we brought up this amazing video of Boeing's EMP weapon.
Yeah, if I can work it in, I will.
Otherwise, I'll just be ugling the actress.
I love it when you get annoyed with me.
What actress?
Aha!
What actress?
Actress is going to be on the show.
Who's coming on?
Seriously.
I can't remember her name.
But it's an actress who's on the show?
Yeah.
Really?
As a panel member?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Is she into tech?
Is she a technology actress?
Yeah, she has to be.
She's in tech.
I just want to see how much flirting everybody does.
Sometimes Leo has people on just for entertainment value.
Once in a while.
It usually doesn't work out very well.
No.
All right, No Agenda Producer Update is coming up on the stream, noagendastream.com.
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And come on, let's get on the stick on this No Agenda ham network, people.
I'm all down for it.
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