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411: Seal Team 666

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	You guys are awesome and make me feel a little more sane when you go off about the news and other BS that's constantly waved in our faces.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	That's Thursday, May 24th, 2012.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 411.
	This is No Agenda.
	Diverting due to unexpected headwinds here at Cam MoFo in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	You have no more quirky openings.
	We keep getting stingers on every show.
	Yeah, I like the stinger.
	Yeah, well, okay.
	But I like it when you say something like, it's garbage day.
	It is garbage day.
	See?
	Thursday's garbage day.
	It's garbage day here, too.
	Oh, there's my pills.
	Thank you.
	Really?
	You have the same pickup, Dan?
	Thursday?
	Yes.
	Hold on.
	Oh, it is Win T Plus.
	There you go.
	What?
	I'm telling you she's giving me testosterone.
	Windows?
	It's Windows 98T+. Yeah, it's a little blue pill that looks just like a Viagra.
	Dietary supplement.
	Supports healthy testosterone levels.
	Let me take those right now.
	Really?
	Not that young.
	Well, essentially it's a hormone that supposedly, Win T Plus.
	Let me see.
	Supreme Wellness Win T Plus.
	Are you looking it up?
	It has a nettle root extract, L100. 75 bucks?
	No, I think she got it from someone.
	Tongkat Alley Root Extract.
	This is all root stuff.
	Uh-oh, dimethyl christen.
	Black pepper fruit extract.
	Yeah, that'll do it.
	It's called pepper.
	I'm eating pepper, and it comes in a blue pill.
	I gotta tell you, though, it's working.
	Uh-huh.
	Yeah, it is.
	Does it enhance your energy?
	Yeah, totally.
	Does it build muscle mass?
	Have you not seen my biceps?
	Ah, yes.
	Well, John, I was right again.
	Okay.
	The code...
	The code that the President gave to...
	Oh, the hamburger code.
	Cheeseburger.
	Cheeseburger and fries.
	I will remind you of the code that we found on the last episode of No Agenda.
	Here it is.
	The President speaking with the newly elected President Hollande of France.
	I just want to remember that cheeseburgers go very well with french fries.
	Now, listen, I didn't hear this until I was reclipping this.
	He doesn't say, I just want to remind you.
	He says, no, I just want to remember.
	This is very significant.
	I just want to remember that cheeseburgers go very well with french fries.
	He didn't say, I want to remind you.
	How would he say that?
	That's interesting.
	Because it was code.
	It was code which meant, send your french boob bomber, go ahead.
	Send your french boob bomber?
	Yeah, this is the french woman who handed off a note and said, I've got a bomb inside me.
	Oh, the boob bomber, yeah.
	It happens one day later.
	This cannot be a coincidence.
	She was French?
	Yes!
	In fact, I think she sounded like Peter Sellers.
	I have a bum in my boob.
	This thing was so bogative.
	It was so bogative.
	CNN had the funniest report.
	So they have eyewitness on the plane, on the tarmac, right now.
	Here's the exciting eyewitness report.
	Probably five and a half, six hours into the flight, and they announced that we had to make an unscheduled landing for fuel due to unexpected unprecedented headwinds.
	Okay.
	And then we landed very shortly thereafter, maybe 10 minutes thereafter, and...
	Some authorities, some customs and border patrol, got on board the plane, and very quickly...
	Brooke is hitting this right now.
	This is Brooke on CNN. So, yeah, but wait a minute.
	He just had landed for fuel?
	There was like, no one was freaking out on the plane?
	People weren't passengers who weren't jumping on this woman?
	And bodies shielding from the blast?
	Got a swarm of this woman, and they kept her off the back of the plane.
	Okay, let me back you up, Andrew.
	Yeah, please, because you're sucking, Andrew.
	You mentioned somebody got on a loudspeaker and said there was some kind of fuel or headwind issue, and that's why they said you had to divert to Bangor, Maine, when in fact it sounds like it was because of this suspicious passenger.
	It's Bangor, not Bangalore.
	Did she say Bangalore?
	Did she?
	No, she didn't say Bangalore.
	No, no.
	I think she said Bangalore.
	Or headwind issue, and that's why they said you had to divert to Bangalore, Maine, when in fact...
	It sounded like she said Bangalore.
	Yeah.
	A little bit.
	Anyway, this whole thing was so bogative.
	And I think it was just the code.
	It was like, hey, I want to remember.
	Go cheeseburger.
	Go cheeseburger.
	Whenever the word cheeseburger comes up, we've got to be paying attention, John.
	This is a big deal now, in my mind.
	It's a good code word.
	It has to be used in a certain context, though, obviously.
	Remember the cheeseburger.
	So if he says, I want to remember the cheeseburger tastes great with sauerkraut, It's out of Germany.
	Then you know something.
	Germans, you can use it in any context.
	I want you to remember, you can eat cheeseburger with chopsticks.
	Yeah, I'm telling you.
	Pay attention to this stuff.
	Only in the morning, John C. Dvorak.
	Once you blew up the code, it's going to be hard for them to continue it.
	In the morning to you, Adam Curry.
	In the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, subs in the water, and feet in the air.
	And rubber on the road.
	A big in the morning to all of our professional drivers.
	I was reminded that we have a lot of truckers who listen to and support the show, and of course all of our human resources in the chat room.
	NoagendaStream.com, NoagendaChat.net, all charged up, ready to go exactly the way your government loves you, and we love you for that as well.
	This is where we assassinate the media twice a week, Thursday and Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.
	Gitmo Nation West time.
	And it was a weird week, actually.
	It's a weird week, all kinds of weird stuff going on.
	Yeah?
	Like what?
	Well, the thing that I'm most angry about, and I don't know if angry is the right word, really disappointed, I spent at least 45 minutes scouring all of my sources this morning trying to find video of Lucifer Clippity Clop, Hillary Clinton, who was speaking at the Special Operations Command gala dinner.
	I have the text of her remarks, but I wanted to hear her say it herself because she came out with just a doozy.
	So she's talking about the Pentagon's Quadrennial Defense Reviews called the QDR. And along with that, you have the Quadrennial Diplomacy and Development Review, which she says, I call it the QDDR. She's so good with the acronyms.
	She says, let me highlight a few examples.
	As a part of the QDDR, we created a new Bureau of Conflict and Stabilization Operations that is working to put into practice lessons learned over the past decade and institutionalize a civilian surge capacity to deal with crises and hotspots.
	And then she says, and we've been talking about her techno experts for a long, long time.
	She says, here's another example.
	We know we need to do a better job contesting the online space, media websites, and forums where Al-Qaeda and its affiliates spread their propaganda and recruit followers.
	So at the State Department, we've launched a new interagency center for strategic counterterrorism communications.
	It's housed at the State Department in my cave.
	But it draws on experts from the intelligence community and the Defense Department, including Special Operations Forces!
	She's a commando now.
	She's SEAL Team 666.
	And here's what she did.
	A couple of weeks ago, Al-Qaeda affiliates in Yemen began an advertising campaign.
	I think they had Google AdWords.
	Began an advertising campaign on key tribal websites bragging about killing Americans and trying to recruit new supporters.
	Within 48 hours, our team plastered, plastered, I tell you, the same sites with altered versions of the ads that showed the toll Al-Qaeda attacks have taken on the Yemeni people.
	And we can tell that our efforts are starting to have an impact.
	Because we monitor the extremists venting their frustration, asking their supporters not to believe everything they read on the internet.
	The woman is insane.
	She isn't.
	What do they think?
	These guys are just on the net?
	They're like on Facebook all day?
	I mean, what kind of terrorists are these?
	They're like, we plastered it with ads.
	We took away their ads.
	We took away all their images.
	Let's put our own banners in there.
	Banner with a JavaScript hacking.
	But here's the part that I really, really wish I had, because at the end, the moderator comes back and says, Ladies and gentlemen, the commander will now present our guest of honor, it's Lucifer, with a token of our appreciation.
	Then Admiral McRaven says...
	Madam Secretary, a small token of our appreciation for joining us here tonight.
	This is, as you quickly noted, our version of Excalibur, the sword and the stone.
	And of course, as legend has it, only the wisest and the bravest can pull the sword from the stone.
	My guess is it will come out easily in your hand.
	Oh, jeez.
	I need that videotape.
	Ha ha.
	That would have been clip of the day if I had it.
	I'm hitting refresh on video.state.gov.
	Can you imagine?
	She's Excalibur now.
	I just have to call her Excalibur Clinton.
	Isn't that the sword and the stone?
	Yes, it will come out easily in your hand.
	I bow to thee, Lucifer.
	I bow to thee, Lucifer.
	I am Admiral McRaven, but you are Lucifer, queen of light and darkness.
	It's just crazy.
	Crazy people.
	So what was in the news this week?
	Well, a lot of different things.
	That phony baloney plane thing, which I thought was...
	It was just, you know, obviously a setup for something coming down.
	I think it's a part of a multi-stage.
	I call it a dry run.
	I think that was just a, you know, just get us all ready for more.
	Yeah, no, that's part of it, but I think it's for more along the lines so we can sell more machines or something.
	I think the machines are involved in this.
	Well, they're talking about enhanced pat-downs.
	How more enhanced can they get?
	Turn the hand around.
	Hello.
	It could be a lot more fun.
	I'm sure they could be.
	I'm just going to use the back of my hand, sir.
	Yeah.
	The back of my hand.
	When I get to the sensitive areas.
	Do you have any medical devices?
	Do you have any sensitive areas?
	Yeah.
	My penis.
	Please stay away from that.
	There were other things going on.
	There's got to be a machine, I'm telling you.
	I'm going to put it in the red book.
	A new machine.
	Well, yeah.
	It's the new machine that basically...
	They keep selling these machines.
	They don't work.
	They just keep selling new ones.
	At some point, they run into them.
	They don't do anything.
	Maybe I think the next thing...
	Have you ever seen an old washing machine?
	Yeah.
	That has the two rollers?
	Yeah.
	At the top.
	And you stick the clothes in there and it squeezes out the water.
	Yeah, you're just going to have to go through that.
	Yeah.
	You're going to have some sort of thing.
	You're going to stand in these rollers.
	They're going to go up and down you, pushing on you, squeezing you.
	And that would be the enhanced pat-down.
	So it would be just like a giant...
	You'd be like an old washing machine inside.
	You get inside this thing and they just start smashing you.
	I would say for me the news of the day was John Brennan.
	You heard that he has a new job now?
	What is it now?
	Oh, you didn't hear about this.
	I'm out of it.
	I was lucky to find this because it's written in places.
	Associated Press came out with it.
	But Democracy Now!
	did a little report.
	And I love it when these guys basically have to go against the Obama administration.
	It's so hard for them.
	Oh, I know.
	It just pains them.
	I think it ages them.
	As President Obama expands the use of armed drones to assassinate suspects overseas, the White House is reportedly taking up a key role in determining who should be targeted.
	Since Obama has taken office, deadly drone strikes have been carried out in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen and Somalia.
	According to the Associated Press, a small team at the White House, led by counter-terror chief John Brennan, has taken the lead for drafting lists of individuals to target.
	He's the list maker.
	It's Schindler's List.
	It's Brennan.
	He's the list maker.
	One official said there's a growing concern over, quote, how easy it has become to kill someone under the administration's drone strike policy.
	Late last month, Brennan publicly confirmed that the United States has used drones to conduct targeted killings overseas.
	And then they go into the whole clip, which I have if you wanted to replay it.
	He's called the assassination czar.
	Yeah, the assassination czar.
	That's awesome.
	No wonder he was so cavalier and the guy's just like, you know, who does he remind me of?
	Anyway, you have a butt face.
	Yeah, you have a butt face, Brennan.
	Butt face Brennan.
	And I'm not afraid of you.
	You're going to be on the list.
	Yeah, he's making a list.
	He's checking it twice.
	Little old John Brennan.
	So now that's how it works now.
	Let me read you the Associated Press article.
	White House counter-terror chief John Brennan has seized the lead in guiding the debate on which terror leaders will be targeted for drone attacks or raids, establishing a new procedure to vet both military and CIA targets.
	The move concentrates power over the use of lethal U.S. force outside war zones at the White House.
	In describing Brennan's arrangement to the Associated Press, the officials provided the first detailed description of the military's previous review process that set a schedule for killing or capturing terror leaders around the Arab world and beyond.
	They spoke on condition of anonymity because U.S. officials are not allowed to publicly describe the classified targeting program.
	How bogus is that?
	Totally.
	It's just a leak is what that's called.
	It's like an orchestrated leak.
	One senior administration official, Valerie Jarrett, argues that Brennan's move adds another layer of review that augments rather than detracts from the Pentagon's role.
	The official says that, in fact, there will be more people at the table making decisions, including representatives from every agency involved in counterterrorism before they're reviewed by senior officials and ultimately the president.
	So they just have a meeting.
	The meeting will come to order.
	Let's see.
	Chief of Joint Staffs, JC Dvorak, who do you have on your list?
	We've got a couple of four-year-olds that were just patted down by TSA. They'd like to testify.
	All right.
	Did you get the RFID chip in them?
	Yeah, I'll jump the butt.
	Let's drone them.
	This is just outrageous.
	Actually, I got an email from a drone operator.
	Oh, did you now?
	Yeah.
	Was it encrypted?
	No, no.
	It could be, you know, psychological warfare operations, but it seems pretty sincere.
	Adam, I'm a drone pilot.
	I really think we have a bad rap in your eyes.
	You think?
	The mainstream media only shows one side of the story.
	Crying villagers claiming a drone blew up their children.
	Have you thought that these scenes could be anti-American propaganda?
	Wow.
	Wow.
	I am by no means claiming complete innocence, nor can I speak on behalf of such innocence.
	However, weapons aren't used unless we know it's a valid target.
	We are human.
	I will not deny that fact.
	I don't want to go into much detail about what I do and I can't speak to many of the things the drones are used for, but in my experience, drones have been a lifesaver.
	I've personally been at the controls that have directly saved several lives from enemy actions.
	I've also been that guy on the ground whose life was saved by a drone.
	I'm sure.
	The drone is only a tool.
	How people choose to use it makes it good or evil, just like the gun you pulled on the episode of Twit.
	Yeah, that was cool.
	In the right hands, it will do good in this world.
	In the wrong hands, it will cause great pain and suffering.
	And he goes on, he talks about scientific data collection, forest fire monitoring, police coverage, search and rescue.
	And then the thing that kind of galled me...
	He says, I know the technology is young and needs maturation, but the FAA is on the right direction with integrating drones in the national airspace.
	Every single time I get behind the controls, I feel as if I'm in the aircraft itself.
	And I said, that's impossible.
	When you're flying something on the ground, it's not the same as your life is an actual danger when you're flying something in the air.
	It's just not the same.
	You will take more risk.
	It's the same reason I'm against ballistic parachutes on general aviation aircraft.
	I really dislike that.
	You get these jabronis who are like, I can do this.
	If it doesn't work out, just pull the parachute.
	So, sorry, this is a drone op Jamie.
	And he's really steadfast.
	He thinks that he gets a bad rap.
	I'm like, well...
	We're not giving him a bad rap.
	I don't remember us ever talking about the moaning families in the middle of nowhere saying that some drone came by and just killed their children and blew up a wedding.
	That's nothing we discuss.
	We discussed the calling out of some American without any due process whatsoever and having somebody drone the guy.
	That's what we're talking about.
	Is that good, too, on your checklist of things?
	Strangely enough, he did not mention that.
	But he will now, and I'm sure he listens.
	He was a bad guy.
	Well, says who?
	Says Brennan.
	We had a meeting.
	But it's nice to know that these types of people are listening.
	That, to me, is awesome.
	You what?
	You mean people in the CIA? Yeah.
	Well, you know, the guys who run the drones, you know, they have clearances.
	They're not necessarily CIA. They're just pilots.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	X-Boxers.
	I'm sure it's fun to fly one.
	Oh, I'd love to fly one.
	But, fundamentally, I'm just against it.
	And there's a big story here in Texas, once again, that in, what is it?
	What county is it?
	Let me see.
	It's, I don't think I can find it.
	Oh, here it is.
	Montgomery County, which I think is part of Dallas?
	Ooh, I don't know.
	They're talking about...
	They have a new drone now that they have permission to fly, and they're looking at arming it with rubber bullets.
	Arming it?
	These are the little dinky drones they shoot.
	Although, there is a video going around the internet showing a guy that's hooked up a machine gun.
	Yeah, that's the Russian guy.
	I like that guy.
	He's funny.
	He's a maniac.
	He's the Russian...
	Did you see him?
	He was also firing the Dragon's Breath bullets.
	Yeah.
	Oh!
	That guy's a maniac.
	He hooked it up to the drone.
	It was dumb.
	And that's not going to work.
	It's funny, though.
	Yeah, but I'd shoot that thing out of the sky so quickly.
	I'm ready.
	The minute they come around, I'm shooting them.
	You haven't got a rifle.
	I guess I do.
	I've got a shotgun.
	I've got a shotgun and I've got the judge.
	It won't be a problem.
	Shotgun's only going to be good for a limited range.
	I guess you could get...
	Yeah, maybe with birdshot, it doesn't take much to take one of those cheap drones down.
	Well, under 500 feet, that's the level that the FAA has set.
	If they're flying under 500 feet, then I have the right to shoot it, because then it's invasion of my space, my personal airspace.
	So I figure if I can reach it, that's got to be 500 feet.
	If I can actually destroy it...
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It'd be nice if you could just wing it and then go grab it.
	Like I said before, you get one of these things down.
	You've got to pull out these antennas so they can't triangulate and figure out who's got it.
	Stomp on the camera.
	Stomp on the camera.
	And then you've got yourself a nice little airplane.
	It's not going to be too hard to intercept these things.
	Remember, there is always a radio signal that's going from the ground station to the drone.
	Right, but if it's one of the big giant drones that the CIA flies, then if you kill the radio signal, the thing's supposed to go home.
	Right.
	I think the smaller ones might do that, too.
	I don't think they're that sophisticated.
	Well, I'm ready.
	I am ready.
	Sure.
	So that was kind of...
	Well, and then there was the whole Law of the Sea Treaty.
	Did you watch any of the coverage once again?
	So, by the way, back to the drones.
	Yeah, I did.
	I watched that whole thing.
	So, Ango, you know, on the show, the X3 show, he's been learning to fly a big giant four propeller, one of those things, those crazy things.
	Yeah, from Brookstone.
	Yeah, I got it.
	No, this is a bigger one.
	Whatever it is.
	But anyway, he says his goal is to be able to make it flip over and still fly and back and forth.
	I said, you've got to put a camera.
	You've got to take it to the Mevio offices and then fly right at the window outside the bookkeeper's office and just have it hover there.
	No, no.
	You've got to give him a plane ticket, have him come over here, fly it over my house, and then watch what I do.
	I'm not giving him a plane ticket so he can destroy his little plane.
	I will shoot that fucker.
	Yeah, says you.
	Alright, go on.
	Yeah, no, I was watching this, and by the way, I'm really a fan now of the other senator from Utah, Mike, this is Leslie, I guess, who just really nailed this whole thing.
	This is an interesting battle.
	This is the internationalists within Congress, which includes Clinton and, I guess, Panetta and most of the Democrats in Congress that just want to turn our sovereignty over to an international body.
	Yes.
	Well, saying, no, no, no, no, no, we're getting more sovereignty.
	That was the basic argument that I kept hearing.
	Oh, no, no, no, you're getting it all wrong when you see giving.
	No, no, no, you're way off.
	We're getting more sovereignty and more power if we sign off on this.
	So I took the liberty of reading the UN Law of the Sea Treaty and...
	And even though I have it marked up in the show notes, 411.nashownotes.com, I've actually written a little rundown so I can just give you a brief synopsis of what it is and why it is not good for us.
	And then in between this, I have two quotes from Lucifer.
	I love her because she was literally talking to me.
	She knew I was watching and she was talking to me.
	And I'll let you know what she said.
	So first of all, this thing started in 1973.
	It was adopted in 1982.
	Reagan then rejected it.
	Clinton did a rework and they had like nine amendments and he sent it to the Senate in 1994.
	That got sent back to him in 2000.
	Bush tried again in 2004.
	So this is nothing new, but it keeps getting voted down in the Senate and correctly.
	Because here's the only article that really, really matters.
	And this is in Article 2, Section 3.
	It's one line.
	Sovereignty over the territorial sea is exercised subject to this convention and to other rules of international law.
	Now, I don't have to be a lawyer to tell you that that means your sovereignty is exercised subject, i.e.
	is subordinated to this convention.
	Does that sound plausible to you, John?
	I think that's what the argument is.
	Yeah.
	So, just to understand the terminology, the territorial sea is the 12 miles off of your coast, and there's a lot of language in this that shows how we measure that and everything.
	So you have the 12-mile territorial sea, which is now subject to this convention.
	Then we have the 200-mile exclusive economic zone and the 200-mile continental shelf.
	Now, all of these, this 12-mile, the 200-mile economic zone and the continental shelf, have already been codified by previous presidential proclamation in our own United States law.
	So we've already been...
	It's adhering to this basic principle, but now it has to go to the United Nations.
	Now, it goes to the International Seabed Authority, and this is the organization that is outfitted, and they're located in Kingston, Jamaica.
	So here's what they get to do.
	They get to tax Anything you do outside of that 200-mile zone through application fees.
	And right in the document it says this could be $250,000 up to $1 million.
	$1982, I might remind.
	It even says $1982.
	So what is that now?
	$10 million?
	No, but it's a little more.
	For everything you get out from the seabed, you have to pay a royalty, which varies depending on whether it's nickel.
	They talk about nickel a lot.
	What is nickel used for?
	Why is nickel so important?
	It's all over the stock.
	Well, nickel metal hydride batteries, for starters.
	Okay.
	For your freaking battery car.
	So nickel is very important, but the royalty, which is a tax...
	It's also used as an alloy in most stainless steel life, believe.
	Believe.
	It's between 2 and 7 percent.
	It's kind of high.
	And so Lucifer addresses this directly, hearing me on the show already.
	Now, some mischaracterize the payments for benefit of resource rights beyond 200 miles as, quote, a UN tax.
	And this is my...
	Personal favorite of the arguments against the treaty.
	Because I'm crazy?
	No, wait.
	It's one of her personal favorites.
	But it doesn't mean it's wrong.
	It's her favorite.
	Here it is.
	It's her favorite.
	And why?
	That will be used to support state sponsors of terrorism.
	This is where she's really smart.
	No, she's twisting the argument.
	It's still a tax, but she's saying, oh, it's a tax that will be used to support terrorism.
	Who says that?
	Nobody says that.
	Nobody says that.
	That's why she's a sick, twisted person.
	State sponsors of terrorism.
	Honestly, I don't know where these people make these things up.
	Yes, someone just made it up.
	Yeah, in your office you make that up.
	I didn't hear Mike Lee say that.
	No, no one said that.
	This is about just a tax.
	It's an actual tax.
	So she's admitting it's a tax, but she's saying, oh, it's not a tax to support terrorism.
	No, but it is a tax.
	We'll make these things up.
	But anyway, the convention does not contain or authorize any such taxes.
	Any royalty fee does not go to the United Nations.
	It goes into a fund for distribution to parties of the convention, and we, were we actually in the convention, would have a permanent veto power over how the funds are distributed.
	Now, let me just refute this.
	By the way, Mike Lee refuted this too.
	Okay.
	So, it goes into a separate organization underneath the International Seabed...
	What is it called?
	International Seabed Authority.
	Authority.
	And the name of this outfit where the tax goes to is unbelievable.
	They have no shame.
	It's called the Enterprise.
	I mean, literally, the Enterprise.
	Which means the business.
	And the business...
	Why is it in Kingston, Jamaica to begin with?
	Because they got good weed.
	It's kind of sketchy putting it there, it seems to me.
	Headquartered in Kingston.
	I'm not sure why it's there.
	ISA.org.
	Now, she says that she speaks of a veto.
	This is patently not true.
	I reread this for an hour.
	This is some sort of a grab of international resources for a group of elites.
	I'm going to tell you what it is.
	First of all, the United States has no outright effective veto.
	The only veto, certain actions can be blocked in sub-councils and only when three of the four largest nations concur.
	So it is a lie.
	We do not have any veto power.
	It is just absolutely, categorically untrue.
	Now, the treaty is basically about this non-territorial sea.
	And they define this area as part of the global commons.
	And the Global Commons is defined as the atmosphere, outer space, the oceans beyond national jurisdiction, and the related environment that supports human life.
	So essentially...
	By giving the enterprise control over the non-territorial sea, gives the United Nations control over 70% of the Earth's surface?
	Didn't we go over this entire thing about two years ago?
	Yeah, because she was already talking about it then.
	I said, look out, here it comes.
	It's going to come.
	So this is absolutely giving up sovereignty.
	It says it right there.
	Giving up sovereignty over the territorial sea is exercise subject to this convention, to the United Nations, and not just the United Nations, to a commercial outfit called the Enterprise who is going to take money for you doing anything there.
	And here's how she refutes that.
	I love this.
	I've also heard we should not join this convention because, quote, it's a UN treaty.
	And of course that means the black helicopters are on their way.
	What?
	What does she come up with this?
	She listens to the show.
	Can't she just argue the points rather than dreaming up weird stuff?
	Oh, you must be crazy to not like this idea.
	No, she listens to the show.
	It's obvious.
	That'll be the day.
	Oh, it's Kerry with his black helicopters again.
	Well, the fact that a treaty was negotiated under the auspices of the United Nations, which is, after all, a convenient gathering place...
	These are drinking clubs where we all go hang out and get our hair done.
	This is even worse, what she's saying.
	It's a treaty under the auspices.
	Yes, because the enterprise is a commercial outfit and will determine everything.
	...the countries of the world has not stopped us...
	From joining agreements that are in our interest.
	We are party to dozens of agreements negotiated under the U.N. auspices on everything from counter-terrorism and law enforcement to health, commerce, and aviation.
	Yeah, how's that working out so far?
	How's Libya feeling about that?
	And we often pay fees under those treaties, recognizing the benefits we get dwarf those minimal fees.
	Minimal fees.
	It costs $3 million to join the club, according to this, on their own website.
	So here's the real problem.
	They start with the seabed.
	But remember, they're saying the territorial sea is a part of the global common.
	So now it effectively gives the United Nations the right to tell...
	The atmosphere, John.
	The atmosphere.
	That's what we breathe.
	That's what we live in.
	Now they control the atmosphere?
	Outer space?
	Really?
	Airspace?
	So if you want to...
	So they're going to charge you money for flying over the sea?
	There's a lot of stuff in there about piracy, and I think they just want to have it so that when the crap hits the fan, they can all jump on their yachts and go out into territorial waters and just be safe and just float around while everything goes to hell.
	Float around?
	I don't think so.
	This has something to do with this cobalt mining.
	It's the nickel, it's the cobalt.
	Cobalt's the big one.
	But, you know, she gives us this reasoning.
	Let me see if I can, because it's a long clip.
	Let me just skip ahead in it.
	Let me see.
	They're trying to score some easy money on royalties for cobalt mining.
	And, you know, somehow, this is like, this is bad.
	It is bad.
	I think the bad thing is giving up sovereignty.
	Yeah, no, that's their Achilles heel.
	If they could somehow avoid putting that in, people might sign on to this, but then the greater, the long-term scheme is ruined.
	Well, there's another little thing which I think is extremely important, because this is mainly about the minerals, but a lot of it's about gas and oil.
	And the main thing...
	That it keeps coming back is that any other member of the treaty can lay cable or pipelines on your turf and you can't stop it.
	So I think that has a lot to do with it.
	Because, of course, when Poland didn't want the Gazprom pipeline going right in front of their water, they had to come up with a scheme which consisted of killing the whole government.
	You can't keep killing the whole government.
	So why don't we just make it so that you can run the pipeline on that 12-mile territorial water?
	Everyone has the right to do that now.
	I think that has a lot to do with it.
	They have this bullcrap metric saying, oh, now we can extend our economic zone, which is not true, only if you pay the royalties and the upfront fees, to an area one and a half times the size of Texas.
	And why are you using Texas as an example?
	This is oil and gas, and she's on board with it, and the fact that she can go float around in her yacht safely is just a penny.
	But this is how it starts.
	Before you know it, we'll be paying fees for breathing because they own the atmosphere.
	The enterprise will own the atmosphere.
	And that's the simplest way to put it.
	But man, they're really pulling out the big guns.
	You've got Panetta there, you've got Lucifer there, Dempsey's there.
	They're just really rolling it out.
	Dempsey didn't look that comfortable.
	Because he's probably a good guy.
	He's just like, I just want to hit my pension.
	I got my own yacht.
	I want to go and float around, be safe.
	You know, and you can just call anybody a pirate and go shoot them, according to the document.
	Yeah, well, hmm.
	All right, well, that's nice.
	But she also says somewhere in here, let's see if I can find it.
	West continental shelf.
	Now they are.
	The convention allows countries to claim sovereignty over their continental shelf.
	Let's back a little bit, hold on.
	advantage of the convention for new to be first for years I'm area for far out into the ocean beyond to the relevant area for the United probably more than makes sense the way you're doing it It's good, isn't it?
	Oh, I get it.
	U.S. oil and gas companies are now ready, willing, and able to explore this area.
	You know, my husband is a consultant for all these guys.
	But they have made it clear to us that they need the maximum level of international legal certainty before they will or could make the substantial investments.
	Well, anyway, what she says, the big benefit is we can get all these precious minerals so we can make more cell phones and flat screens.
	Yeah, that's the reason for it.
	So this is not a good thing, and if you can contact, if you're an American, if you give a crap, You should probably contact your representative, how futile it may seem, and say, ah, not such a good idea, and you can just easily cite this Article 2, Section 3, which literally says that the territorial sea is subject to this convention.
	That's it.
	It's done.
	And that's how it starts.
	And then it's the atmosphere, and then it's outer space, because it ties the two together.
	I was trying to go after a freshwater inland...
	If you have an island, though, it's awesome.
	If you own an island as a country, so like the Falklands, you get a lot of extra area.
	You get all this space all around it.
	Seems like islands are good for this.
	Maybe that's why Jamaica somehow is involved with it.
	I think that's what we've got to get to the bottom of.
	The Jamaica thing?
	Because there's something fishy about Jamaica.
	Why Jamaica?
	Interesting.
	Yeah, we'll figure it out.
	I mean, it's just completely just, you know, what?
	What?
	Okay.
	Well, I think we should thank our executive producers for today's show.
	Yes, because we're not going to make any money mining for minerals.
	No.
	You have to pay a fee just to even begin.
	So we do have a couple of one, two, three executive producers and one, two, three associate executive producers.
	I don't have anything here from Michael Baker in the email.
	Let me take one quick look.
	Michael Baker?
	Is he on the list?
	I don't see him.
	I think he should be on the list.
	Isn't he on the list?
	Oh, yeah.
	I see him.
	From Queensland.
	Yes.
	Queensland.
	Why don't you start?
	I'll look in the email from Michael Baker.
	Okay.
	All right.
	First of all, we got off to a good start with, obviously, $1,000, which is an immediate knighthood for Thomas Peart.
	Whoa.
	And he's in Bahrain.
	Manamana.
	Rainy, rainy.
	Okay, gentlemen, I'm not drunk, so it won't be too interesting.
	I'm sure if it made under the wire or not for this episode.
	He's got in the 411, which is actually better.
	I think he tried to get in last Sunday.
	Long-time boner, first-time donor.
	Obligatory de-douching is required.
	You've been de-douched.
	Please shout out to my colleague who introduced me to both of you many years ago.
	Douchebag Craig Whiting.
	Also in Bahrain.
	We no longer watch CNN for the past couple of years.
	It's dead and Fox is too biased to be believed at times.
	So what's left?
	Never understood the Anderson pooper hype.
	Where did he come from?
	That's a good question.
	His next line is good.
	Bring back Bobby Batista.
	Yeah, she was hot.
	Can I get in the following?
	He wants the following.
	Nothing to see here.
	IRS karma.
	He's in Bahrain, so this is like a nightmare.
	IRS karma in the morning and the baby milf.
	Wait a minute.
	So, nothing to see here.
	I don't have an IRS thing.
	No, just karma.
	He just wants it for the IRS. Oh, and then he wants the baby milf?
	In the morning.
	In the morning.
	And then the baby milf.
	Okay.
	Hey, what happened?
	Don't look over here!
	Nothing to see here!
	Ooh, look at that!
	In the morning!
	That's one hot milk, baby.
	You've got karma.
	Kind of a remix, but okay.
	He, by the way, says the last few episodes have made him laugh and paranoid.
	It's like weed.
	It's weird.
	No agenda.
	It's like weed.
	No agenda.
	We are the weed of the internet.
	Keep up the great investigative work and let the truth be heard.
	It's offer still good.
	Hey to Adam.
	What about me, by the way?
	Welcome to visit our Airbus simulators anytime.
	Whoa!
	Do I get to fly it?
	Simulator, you can.
	Well, I mean, but a sim costs a lot of money per hour.
	It's not free.
	He runs it.
	Oh, my goodness.
	But I have to go to Bahrain.
	Apparently.
	Okay.
	Well, awesome.
	Cool.
	Well, thank you so much, Thomas.
	Thomas, that is great, man.
	Thank you for coming in and supporting the work.
	Highly appreciate it.
	And you shall be knighted, sir, for sure.
	And also coming in, David Rosa from Clarkston, Michigan, is $777.77, if I can even say it, which means a lot of pro-whistle numbers.
	Pro-whistle, right?
	Yeah.
	I forgot to include a note.
	Oh, so here it is.
	I hope this email finds its way to you.
	First off, I love the show.
	I've been listening to the show since number 49.
	The reason I'm donating is namely because of Adam's stellar performance during this past Sunday's Twitch show, where he pulled out a gun.
	It was truly the no-agenda invasion of Twit.
	I'm not sure Leo Scoble or the Padre had any real idea of what was going on, and it was capped off by Adam making the reference to Anderson Pooper, And having no one else even notice, he said, Pooper.
	Now, hold on a second.
	I just want to say something.
	Because I got a lot of comments about this, about the show.
	And here's the problem I have with it.
	So, it was a good appearance.
	I had fun.
	It worked out.
	I was doing nothing different than how we talk on this show.
	But now everyone wants the monkey boy to dance.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You better dance, monkey.
	Dance, dance.
	You gotta go on every week.
	It's tiring.
	I was so tired after that Sunday.
	A lot of people don't realize it's actually fatigue.
	I don't know how you do it, actually.
	I mean...
	Have you ever watched me on the show?
	Yeah, that's true.
	You just phoned it in.
	You can figure it out if you watch me how I do it.
	But it was really, really tiring.
	Yeah, because you went out of your way to put on a performance that was actually quite good, but that's got to really poop you out.
	But also, people have to understand, it's the mix.
	It's the mix of people who are on the show.
	So you come back to no agenda, because you know where you're going to get.
	You know you're going to get Adam and John.
	Same two guys.
	You know what you're getting.
	Yeah, it's what it is.
	But you get the Twitch show's got a different group of people all the time, and the quality varies with the mix.
	Yeah, so let me give you an example.
	Don't expect me to be on when Brian Brushwood is on.
	It's not going to work.
	It just won't work.
	No, because you'll never get a word in edgewise, especially if you're coming over the Internet.
	Yeah.
	That also makes a difference if you're on Skype.
	I don't even do Skype on that show anymore.
	I go up there because you can really...
	You can do a lot more, yeah.
	Yeah.
	You can do a lot more.
	You can cue off each other and do all the kind of stuff you can do.
	But also, you know, it's like, we need Dvorak on.
	I'm like, he's never going to do that.
	It won't happen.
	It's not going to happen.
	People want, you know, and by the way.
	Yeah, if you want Dvorak with Curry, listen to this show.
	Hello.
	Yeah, here we are.
	What are we, chopped liver over here?
	Jeez.
	Anyway.
	I don't get that.
	I really don't get that.
	But it was kind of fun to, because, you know, what set me off is the minute you get someone talking about Zuck, like you're blowing him every day.
	Just Zuck.
	Zuck is great.
	You know, it's like, okay, you might as well wave a red flag in front of a bull.
	And then I was just off to the race.
	I'm like, okay.
	But, you know, I really appreciate that Leo put me on, but it was like a booty call, let's be honest, you know.
	Like, hey, I can't find anybody else, you know.
	So anyway, we do have...
	David didn't want us to read this at the beginning, but he wanted us to...
	Because he's got some special thing.
	He wants us to...
	I'm reading it in the order it should be in.
	To play...
	Because it's his birthday.
	So he wants us to play...
	And believe me, this is...
	He wants us to play the Gitmo National Anthem, and I think we should.
	Yeah, we'll do it at the...
	At the halfway break, and then we'll...
	See, I wonder, who else would I be good with on Twitter?
	Who's that cute blonde girl that you like so much?
	What's her name?
	A cute blonde girl that I like so much?
	Jolie Doley, what's her name?
	Oh, Jolie O'Dell's a redhead, I think.
	Oh.
	I like working with her.
	You won't be able to work with her.
	She's not easy to work with.
	She bristles a lot.
	You've got to put me on with morons.
	It's better to be in person with her, by the way, just in general.
	It has to be a moron.
	Jolie, maybe.
	It might make for some very high entertainment.
	For the viewers.
	No, I don't think so.
	It has to be like...
	Brushwood, you wouldn't work with Will either.
	I don't know.
	I need morons.
	This is what was so great about Scoble, because he's a toddler.
	He's funny.
	Well, Scoble had your...
	I only watched the beginning, but Scoble was owning you for a while.
	In what way?
	All right, let's go on.
	You're making a joke.
	Benjamin Nidus in Brooklyn, New York, $411.
	I'm emailing you all a lengthy addendum email.
	Thanks, Adam and John, for giving us the 411 on the happenings of our downward spiraling world.
	And it was simply outstanding on last Sunday's tweet.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	If we're going to keep getting all these donations for that, I mean, I should go back again.
	Yeah.
	Shoot me in the chemtrails.
	The science is in karma.
	So he wants chemtrails.
	Science is in karma.
	If that's not asking too much, well, for 411, sure.
	JCD was right.
	Knowing the truth is disturbing.
	There's something about enlightenment, perhaps the escaping of the slavery of the mind, as Morpheus puts it in the mages.
	Boy, hey, Benjamin, get out of the house.
	All right, here we go.
	Chemtrails.
	The science is in karma.
	You've got karma.
	Tight.
	Tight.
	Yeah, it was tight.
	It wasn't that good, though.
	Because I was so good on Twitter, now you've got to knock me down every five minutes.
	Is that it?
	Absolutely.
	So let's go.
	One more executive producer.
	We had four, not three.
	Tice Arntzen.
	I think it's Tice.
	Tice.
	Tice.
	Could be Tice.
	He's from Deutschland.
	Yeah, he's Deutschland.
	Okay, a quick donation to get a birthday shout-out from my little human resource, Lola.
	She's nine.
	We'll put her on the list.
	Shout-out for myself being two days and several years older.
	I've done some weird calculation, and the correct amount for both birthdays should be $345, 825,.82, 5757, 5757, 5758 cents.
	I wouldn't know where to get the real news without you guys.
	Keep up the fantastic work.
	Tice from Gitmo Nation sauerkraut.
	Tice.
	Tice.
	Gitmo Nation sauerkraut.
	Tice.
	Tice.
	Yeah.
	and executive producer from Los Gatos, the lost cats.
	No, it's the cat.
	I'm including 150 donations from the No Agenda listeners plus another 150 in matching funds for a total of 300 as part of my value for value agreement.
	I pledge that any No Agenda listeners that donate to my son's school walk-a-thon would be doubled in kind to No Agenda.
	Please send some slide whistle karma to Dennis Howard, who donated $50, and Black Knight McTank, who donated $100. .
	You've got karma.
	You can't get that anywhere else, ladies and gentlemen.
	Nope.
	It's one of a kind.
	I have nothing for Michael Baker.
	I have no email.
	I have nothing for Michael Baker either.
	So Michael Baker in Wollowin.
	Wollowin.
	Great.
	This bus would be near Wagga Wagga.
	In Queensland, Australia.
	I think it's Wollowin.
	That's $300.
	And then finally, Austin Voss, Sir Austin Voss to you in Calgary, where all the money is.
	24523, great show, and I'm a big fan of the value for value model.
	Can I get a shot of house selling karma?
	You've got karma.
	And those are executive producers and associate executive producers for show 411.
	And we would appreciate their efforts and contributions to an extreme.
	Go to NoAgendaShow.com, NoAgendaNation.com, Dvorak.org, slash NA, and ChannelDvorak.com, slash NA, to help us out on show 412, which is coming up this Sunday.
	You know what's really funny?
	While you were just reading that, I'm looking at the chat room.
	It's a chat room, right?
	The same people who say, ah, Twit was great.
	Now they're like, yeah, but his hair looked weird.
	When he laughed, he looked like Jeff Goldblum.
	It's like, here come the attacks.
	It always turns.
	So what if you look like Jeff?
	You did look a little like Jeff.
	It always turns.
	It's just the nature of the beast.
	He's up on the pedestal.
	Check him!
	A couple of PR initiatives that I have to report today.
	The first one, now available on the Kindle, No Agenda Poems.
	And this is an initiative for one of our producers.
	And it's in the show notes.
	If you go to noagendapoems.blogspot.com, welcome slaves to No Agenda Poems to help support No Agenda, the best podcast in the universe.
	A No Agenda Poem book is currently available on Amazon.com entitled, Poems That Hit You in the Mouth.
	50% of the profits go directly to the No Agenda show.
	It's for sale for $2.99.
	I picked up a copy.
	And very nice.
	It's a nice little e-booklet.
	And I'd like to recite from the e-booklet.
	First, we have...
	There's actually a foreword, which I didn't write, but it is a quote from me.
	And it says, quote, A perfect counterbalance for Ministry of Truth.
	Bite me, Haiku Herman.
	And that is Adam Curry.
	Let me read the first two poems.
	The first poem is titled Slave.
	Shut up, they tell me.
	Get back in line.
	Obey and kasum.
	Everything is fine.
	Look over here.
	Lindsay Lohan isn't wearing pants.
	Don't look at the banks receiving free grants.
	Beautiful.
	It's a beautiful, beautiful poem.
	And then Cracking the Pot to Buzz the Kill is the title of the second poem I'd like to read, John.
	Tuning in my digital dial to a pair of men who don't miss a file of news, both real and real, who notice all the surreal info in the land, taking the time out to read Ayn Rand.
	Guy's a genius.
	Guy's a genius.
	Got talent.
	Absolute talent.
	He's going to be the Poet Laureate next season.
	Pick himself up one of those statues.
	And then, let's see, this is from Alex.
	Producer Alex in the morning.
	John and Adam, quick update on the Roku channel.
	Just released a new version of the channel.
	It should be available in all Roku countries now.
	Canada, United Kingdom, and Ireland.
	Main improvement that remembers last play positions.
	Oh, that's good.
	Fast forward and rewind buttons are now functional.
	Because they were kind of, like, not functional before.
	Yeah.
	This sounds simple, but hey, Roku's API doesn't have this functionality for audio playback.
	I had to hack it up with HTTP headers.
	Good job, Alex.
	Wait a minute.
	So how do I go about finding this?
	You go to Roku...
	No, I think it's in the channel guide.
	If you go to Roku and you go to the channel guide, it's there.
	You sure?
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah.
	We were actually on the new and noteworthy.
	And by the way, if you have the app, star it.
	Because then it shows up on the...
	Here, the channel can be found in top-rated, because we're top-rated, or news categories in the Roku channel store.
	And he says, the Roku, NA Roku app is currently installed on over 28,000 Roku devices, so you definitely have more listeners than Pooper.
	Yeah, nice.
	There's proof.
	I guess last week, CNN had his...
	You know, we talked about this, I guess, kind of in advance of having the lowest ratings they've ever had, ever.
	No, no.
	We talked about it because I read this stuff, and then the news comes out with it two weeks later.
	Have you seen this?
	Because they're all too busy doing other stuff.
	And then Sir Daniels checks in.
	I think he was kind of out of pocket for a while and wasn't listening because he said, oh, I've got some domain names that forward to noagendershow.com.
	We don't really do that anymore, but he got us spacebat.com, which is interesting.
	I like that.
	And the drones are here for yourprotection.com.
	So you can always use that as a way to get people to listen.
	You know, the drones are hot these days, so you can just say, oh, you know, the drones are here for yourprotection.com.
	You might want to check that out.
	And that will do it for our...
	Like assforce.com, the best.
	I didn't plug that on Twitter.
	I should have.
	Assforce.com, baby.
	That's where you can find my show.
	So thank you so much to our executive producers for today's program and our associate executive producer.
	That's highly appreciated.
	All the PR initiatives and, of course, all of our producers out there who continue to support us at knowagenthenewsnetwork.com.
	Add your feed.
	Bring us some good stories so we can work more diligently and more distributed.
	And if you can't afford any other means of helping out than just going out, doing one simple thing, propagating our formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out...
	We hit people in the mouth.
	Come on, kids, say it with me.
	Shut up, slaves!
	Oh, there's one more thing I've got to play for you.
	So, we've been doing these auditions from time to time to try and augment the income here in Austin.
	And this is one of our producers who put up a YouTube video.
	Check this out.
	He's got his kids auditioning for No Agenda.
	Voice-over auditions for the No Agenda show.
	Lizzie, age six.
	You've got to see this girl.
	She is the cutest ever.
	ever.
	Shut up, slave.
	Shut up, slave.
	Slave.
	She does a couple different versions, John.
	She's better than this one.
	Shut up, slave.
	That's how she talks to her sister, I'm sure.
	And the next one?
	Shut up, slave.
	And the last one is the best.
	Shut up, slave.
	All right, listen to this.
	Go back to work, human resource.
	Okay.
	I thought the third one, I think, was the one that we should take and clip it.
	The third one?
	You know, this is not a bad idea for like an ongoing thing.
	In other words, getting all these, you know, children.
	It's much funnier when a little kid is saying stuff.
	Get back to work, human resource!
	We need to take a bunch of the ones that we'd like to have kids clip, you know, all of them, the ones that we want kids to say, and put a list together and then send it out as a cattle call.
	And then have GX2 do a song.
	Eventually, yeah, when we get enough in.
	Yeah, that'd be great.
	Okay, awesome.
	Alright, we'll work on that.
	Keep it going.
	And by the way, it's also good, it's healthy for your kids.
	Yeah, they get used to it because they might get a government job eventually.
	If anything.
	All right, what you got, John?
	I see you sent in a bunch of stuff here.
	Yeah, I got a bunch of stuff.
	We can talk a little bit about the population control thing, which is going to be an end-of-show clip.
	I have an interesting end-of-show clip from this doctor who was mentioned in the...
	Oh, is this the Peak Babies guy?
	In the newsletter.
	No, no.
	This is...
	The newsletter we discussed, the population control, the fact that there's now a patented vaccine that injects some certain kinds of hormones that sterilize you, essentially, and has room for other things.
	It's a great patent.
	In other words, you can make a flu shot and add something to it.
	You can do all these different things.
	And, of course, apparently this has been going on now and again, and there's been some lawsuits over it.
	Where are they trying to, you know, create a population control situation?
	Gates, in fact, mentioned something that's an anomalous.
	This is his population control clip that he had at TED where he's talking about, you know, if we get enough, we're going to have 9 billion people, but if we get enough vaccinations and other control mechanisms out there, we can keep that number down, which I thought was kind of revealing.
	Get this down to zero.
	Probably one of these numbers is going to have to get pretty near to zero.
	That's...
	Back from high school algebra.
	But let's take a look.
	First we've got population.
	Now the world today has 6.8 billion people.
	That's headed up to about 9 billion.
	Now if we do a really great job on new vaccines, healthcare, reproductive health services, we could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15 percent.
	So, you know, he makes this argument that he doesn't say that we're dealing with population control.
	His claim, and I thought about this, was that, well, if people know more and they're healthy, they won't have so many kids and the population won't grow so much.
	But it still grows.
	Yeah.
	So, he's kind of saying it's going to reverse, which means you have to be killing people somehow through one mechanism or another.
	And again, I tell people to refer to the newsletter for the more detailed aspects of this.
	But I just want to, before, and the end of the show clip will kind of explain a lot of it.
	But let me just play a clip that I wanted to play last week, which is the untold story about China.
	This is where population, you know, the Chinese were convinced, and a lot of people don't realize it, that this has been pulled.
	The Chinese have given up on this one-person thing.
	They have all kinds of ways to get around.
	They need more people, it turns out.
	Really?
	Because of the growing population.
	And this is an untold story.
	Wait a minute.
	Are they going to explain in this why they need more people?
	A little bit.
	We are becoming uncompetitive.
	It's more affordable for companies to move from China to Thailand and Vietnam.
	All of this means that China's one-child policy is beginning to loosen, and Shanghai is in the vanguard.
	We are going to make the land.
	In this family planning clinic, young women are no longer instructed in contraception or abortion, but in fertility and how to conceive more successfully.
	In Chinese terms, this is something of a revolution.
	We hope people will follow the regulations and have a second child.
	We're offering parenting classes as well as fertility clinics.
	If you are an only child and you marry someone else who is also an only child, you've always been allowed to have two children.
	But now we're trying to encourage everyone to do so.
	China is facing up to the fact that it is aging and at a rate that few societies have ever experienced.
	It will have to find a way to pay for the costs of aging without the economic wealth supplied by so many young people.
	This is fascinating because, of course, I've been indoctrinated with the knowledge that there was a one-child-per-family policy and it turns out that that's not even true.
	Is that if you both were single children, then you're allowed to have more than one.
	Right.
	Now they want everyone to have more than one.
	The whole policy's been turned on its head because it's a disaster and nobody's reporting this.
	Did you know?
	No, I had no idea.
	Where did you get this from?
	And you still hear, if you listen to right-wing talk radio guys who never report anything, they just yak about stuff.
	They say, oh, the Chinese, they do this and they're going to shoot you if you have a second kid.
	No, that's not what's going on.
	Where did you find this?
	Where did you get this information from?
	I got it from an obscure BBC report.
	So what's interesting is that they claim that the Chinese, the aging, the population is so screwed up by this policy that it's going to cause all kinds of havoc.
	Yeah, because people are getting old and there's no slaves to take over the work.
	Right.
	And it's not, you know, it's very unbalanced.
	And one child for two people is no good.
	It just causes all kinds of problems.
	John, John, John.
	In listening to that clip, I think we have another gig for the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group.
	We need to show them how to make babies.
	Yeah.
	Can you imagine how much fun that would be?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure that they would catch on to that.
	So anyway, so this is where it would, you know, the whole, you know, these naive people, when you hear the clip at the end of the show where the woman goes on about the neo aristocrats.
	Yeah.
	Who are people who think, you know, we should have the population be like 500 million in the world.
	It's not even close to being possible because it would cause so much disruption to slow down the way things happen naturally.
	And then they're corrected by famines and other unfortunate situations.
	But that's just the way it is.
	You can't do that.
	You can't manipulate things and hope that it works out because you've never done this before, especially on a large scale experiment.
	Why are they doing it?
	China's not doing it anymore.
	No, I understand.
	But why do we have the Gates Foundation, who is just so out of control?
	Because they are naive idiots.
	Maybe they're just eugenicists and evil.
	Is that possible?
	Well, I think it's, yeah, it's very possible they're evil and maybe don't know it.
	I mean, it's just like, you know, anyone who's, you know, studies religion know that things like this happen.
	But whatever the case is, this is all bad.
	So I didn't clip it, but there was one of our producers sent me another TED Talk from a guy who says we've already had peak babies, which I thought was a great term.
	So we've already had peak babies.
	And he's in that same boat.
	He's in the same boat as these other idiots.
	No, no, but he was actually saying we're on the decline.
	Well, we are in some parts of Western Europe, yeah.
	The Italians are expected to probably be a dead, you know, a dead culture in 100 years.
	But, you know, these things change.
	Since there's a natural cycle of things, yeah, things are on the downturn now, but we're going to fall into a depression, well, any minute, if we're not in one now.
	And then people are having, you know, they're kind of, I think, pushing out more.
	I think there's going to be a baby boom.
	Hmm.
	I mean, peak babies is bullcrap.
	I just like the term.
	I like it, though, yeah.
	Peak babies.
	That was good.
	Well, you know, if you listen to this clip at the end of the show, which I'm encouraging people to do.
	You keep teasing that, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's mentioned that the idea is that a number of initiatives to get people to take cheat claims to H1N1 is essentially forced sterilization.
	And it's discussed again in the newsletter, and I hope people get on the mail and get that.
	Well, so the Gates Foundation is going around, Africa predominantly, in complete cahoots with primarily Merck, but other big pharmaceutical corporations, and vaccinating people.
	And if I can disseminate what you're telling me here, is that they are putting this patented stuff in there, which basically sterilizes women.
	I guess it's women.
	It could be men.
	But basically sterilize them and therefore brings down the population.
	But they're doing it under the cover of, oh, it's for polio.
	Oh, it's for this.
	It's for malaria.
	Oh, it's for this or that.
	Is that what I'm hearing you say?
	Yeah, well, apparently it was documented that a smallpox, again, it's in the newsletter, a smallpox initiative in Africa was discovered to be sterilizing women when somebody noticed that the injections were only being given to women.
	They didn't even bother giving them to the men, so the whole thing was a front.
	And of course, the Africans are very suspicious of vaccinations, which really infuriates.
	They're suspicious of white men with needles.
	Yeah, which infuriates the doctors down there because there are good reasons for vaccinating against certain things that are normal, that are required, that are probably healthy.
	But they won't take the injection because they don't trust anybody and you can't blame them based on some of the stuff that's happened.
	Well, you can't blame them because they're like, hey, that's the guy who made that Windows crap.
	I don't want his vaccine.
	Yeah.
	Hey, this vaccine is going to reboot me.
	I'm on Linux, man.
	That Windows crap doesn't work.
	But, you know, I don't know that Gates is...
	I don't know where Gates really is on this thing, because he's not a...
	I don't know.
	I mean, he's just part of...
	He has definitely turned into an elite.
	Yeah.
	And, I mean, he doesn't hang out with users' groups anymore like he used to, you know, and the people, as it were, and float around.
	You know, he used to eschew even getting in a limo or flying first class, even though they...
	I remember that.
	Yeah, I remember he wouldn't fly first class.
	Yeah, he made a big deal about it.
	Now, you won't even see him because he's always in a limo, and he's, you know, now, in fact, he usually has two limos.
	I was talking to a limo driver recently who was hauling gates around, and he says he has two limos.
	Why?
	Why?
	Well, in case one limo breaks down, you can get the other one and keep going.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	I think ever since Melinda came on the scene, that's when something changed with him.
	Maybe she was like a Project Monarch kind of thing, you know?
	Yeah.
	She was brought in.
	Yeah, well, think about it.
	It wouldn't surprise me.
	No.
	So anyway, like I said, I am teasing the thing at the end to keep people listening to the whole show.
	Because we've got a good show.
	Now, so just to change the topic to something a little more real news-ish, if you want to hit it, real news.
	And now, back to real news-ish.
	So I would notice an anomaly in the ratings is that now Good Morning America is impinged upon the Today Show and is beating it once in a while.
	So I had to check out what Good Morning America is all about now.
	So I listened yesterday.
	The torture you go through.
	There is no news anymore on Good Morning America or features.
	It's all entertainment news.
	That's all show business.
	And it's about, like, half the show is about Dancing with the Stars, ABC, and the other half was about Men in Black.
	Which is one of their, is that a Disney movie?
	And Stephanopoulos looks like he's going to throw up.
	He's going to have to quit the show.
	But play, I got two different clips of two different parts of the show.
	There was never anything but a bunch of people giggling and saying, oh yeah, that movie, you'd have these three people who want to say, oh, the movie Men in Black is going to be so good.
	And the guy giggles and goes, oh, I can't wait.
	I'm going to go be, I'm going to try to get in line to see when it first comes out.
	And it's just like pathetic.
	Play Good Morning America, not the part one, but just the original, the plane.
	Yeah.
	Note to self.
	Talk about sizzling chemistry.
	The first trailer has just been released for The Great Gatsby, and wow, the sexual energy between Leo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan, palpable.
	The literary classic has been adapted to film no less than six times, so...
	A lot of pressure on director Baz Luhrmann and the cast to deliver.
	It's the first time Leo and Luhrmann have teamed up since Romeo and Juliet.
	Terrific film.
	And this time Leo's playing Jay Gatsby, Carrie plays Daisy Buchanan, and Tobey Maguire taking on the role of Daisy's cousin, Nick Carraway.
	He narrates the tale of the roaring...
	Great role.
	Agreed.
	And let me tell you.
	Good choices.
	It's going to be good.
	Really, honestly, this trailer, you will want to be there Christmas Day.
	And if you haven't read it yet, there's this little book out.
	Not sure if you heard about it.
	Fifty Shades of something?
	Yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey, still as hot in sales as it is between the literary cheats, I dare say.
	A whopping 10 million copies of the Steamy Trilogy have now been sold.
	Amazing.
	That includes copies to every one of my mommy friends who no doubt have been part of the phenomenon.
	In fact, Fifty Shades now among the fastest-selling series of all time, beating both the Twilight series and Hunger Games.
	Seriously?
	Yep.
	That's unbelievable.
	Unbelievable.
	Watch out, Ray Potter.
	Yeah.
	It's coming.
	Okay.
	Watch out, Sam.
	Champion.
	Whoa!
	Oh, wow!
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Check this out!
	Check this out!
	I know!
	Hey, hey, Josh!
	Look at this!
	This is like...
	I know!
	It's like, how many pounds is this thing?
	It's like 800 pounds of fiery engine here.
	This is Boris' bike.
	Let me show you a clip from the film as we just tell you a little bit about this thing.
	This thing...
	John, did you edit this?
	This is...
	No!
	This is a minute and a half of this promotional bullcrap?
	No, that's a...
	Yo, I did edit it.
	That's a minute and a half out of an hour of promotional bullcrap.
	Hey, look at this.
	Look at this guy.
	By the way, the guy at the end, he's the weather guy giving the weather report.
	It does go about 100 miles an hour, and the bad guy in the movie is on board.
	But check out the rides in this thing.
	There's like some kind of gyroscopic bike.
	This is incredible.
	Incredible!
	Oh, wow!
	This is the weather guy.
	Wow.
	It goes on and on and on.
	It starts off with a bunch of stuff about dance.
	But it starts, it goes on.
	And the weather guy sitting on some prop from Men in Black.
	But you see, it all fits together, John.
	The whole hour.
	You have to watch this bullcrap.
	And they get indoctrinated with more entertainment bullcrap.
	And then you go see the bullcrap.
	And then you paste the bullcrap that you saw the bullcrap about the bullcrap on the bullcrap Facebook.
	That's what the circle is.
	And then one says, oh yeah, I saw the bullcrap.
	Oh, have you seen the bullcrap?
	No, I've got to go see the bullcrap.
	I like the bullcrap.
	Like, ding.
	Oh, yes, the bullcrap.
	And then you go watch tomorrow and see the reviews of the bullcrap.
	You throw away $40, $50, $60 in the process, by the way, which could be better spent on the No Agenda show.
	And meanwhile, have you seen this sneaky thing that these cable jabronis are doing?
	Here's what's going to happen, because I've been following this very, very closely.
	So they come out, and of course, the cable companies are all part of the bullcrap system.
	And you're paying $200 a month.
	You are paying $200 a month.
	Just really, really look at your bill.
	And yeah, part of that's for internet.
	They come out, they say, we're joining forces, the five big cable networks.
	Oh yeah, this is the biggest scam in the universe.
	We're joining forces so you can have free Wi-Fi.
	And everyone's like, that rocks!
	That kicks ass!
	Wait, let me like it.
	Oh yes, this is so good.
	I like that on Facebook.
	They're awesome.
	No.
	What is coming is that you are only going to be allowed to watch Hulu, And your HBO Go and all these apps that you can watch this stuff on the internet, you will have to log in with your cable credentials.
	So this is how they're closing the loop on the system.
	And, by the way, now they're coming in with tiered pricing, which actually I believe you and I are both a fan of.
	I think tiered pricing is a good idea.
	It's not outrageous, but I think the idea of tiering that is reasonable.
	But the reason they're doing that is when you're on their free Wi-Fi networks, which will be tied into you paying for cable television service, Then you won't have to have a tiered bandwidth system.
	So they are hooking people in, and the zombification of Gitmo Nation is so large that people are just going, Okay, this is good.
	I have to see Men in Black 3.
	Men in Black 3, are you freaking kidding me?
	This is just an outrage.
	It's unbelievable.
	So I was wondering why they were impinging on today's show.
	They're giving the public nothing but entertainment news, all related to Disney mostly, of course.
	These are entertainment-owned networks that are supposed to be serving the public interest.
	They are licensed to go over the air for a reason, licensed by the government.
	But the government is all for this.
	They don't want anybody really getting into the news or what's actually going on.
	They're paying for it, John.
	They're paying for it.
	We know that part of the budget for psychological operations, for propaganda, is now in the appropriations bill, the NDAA 2013, and they're paying for it.
	Someone pointed out to me that Moneyball, at the end of Moneyball, the Department of Defense, special thanks, Department of Defense, for what?
	What did they do for Moneyball?
	I have no idea.
	I didn't notice that.
	Yeah, one of my producers noticed it, and then they sent me a freeze frame.
	I'm like, yeah, it was like a big thank you, Department of Defense.
	What, they have recruitment posters in the stadium?
	I must have missed it.
	But this is what's really taking place.
	It's been legitimized.
	The budgets are cleared.
	It's a bonanza.
	If the media companies aren't making money on bullcrap super PAC ads just to keep you entertained with nonsense, just total nonsense, if it's not that way of making money, then it's to hook you into this bullcrap, and the money's coming directly from the government.
	They are paying for this bullcrap to keep you bullcrappitized.
	Meanwhile, other news stories don't get played at all.
	The Lockerbie guy is dead.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, this is very interesting to me.
	Because...
	Play the little report from the BBC. Okay, hold on.
	Got it.
	The funeral has taken place for Abdel Basset Al-Megrahi in Tripoli, the only man convicted of the Lockerbie bombing.
	He'd been suffering from cancer and had been controversially released from a prison by the Scottish government on compassionate grounds.
	Alan Little has his report.
	Under Colonel Gaddafi, this might have been a big public or even state event, an occasion for national mourning.
	Instead, Abdul Basset Ali Mohamed Al-Muqrahi was laid to rest today, quietly, in a family plot in Tripoli.
	To the end, the former Libyan intelligence officer insisted he was innocent.
	Pan Am 103.
	So this is interesting because CNN came out with, and I saw the video articles weren't interesting enough, but they come out with this big article on CNN.com.
	It's linked in the show notes.
	Lockerbie, did someone else bomb Pan Am 103?
	And I'm like, what?
	I mean, first of all, yes, this was a CIA drug-running operation.
	McGraw, he actually was only connected through some false evidence of some kind of shirt.
	And if you really look into it very, very deeply, the whole thing stinks.
	And of course, you know, who built the bomb?
	It was very well covered by the British media during that era, if you can go find those old newspapers.
	And they pretty much identified the fact that there was no connection to Libya whatsoever.
	So here's the Red Book prediction.
	They're going to link this to probably Iran or maybe Lebanon.
	This is part of the path to Persia.
	And you can put it in the Red Book.
	They're going to link a new Lockerbie.
	They're going to find new evidence, and they're going to link it to terrorism in Iran or Lebanon.
	I think Iran, because they're so hot and heavy on Iran, and Iran, of course, is very important for our path to Persia, total world global domination.
	Listen to this clip from...
	Unless you want to say something more about McGrawi, because I think this is really what's happening here.
	No, all I would mention was that when they went to Lockerbie as part of this report, they started asking people on the street about what they thought.
	This guy's dead now.
	Of course, you know, what's funny is that they let him go because he was dying, and he died.
	But the American News still, in fact, I'm sure if you listen to Right Wing Waiters, oh, they let the guy go for no good reason.
	He wasn't dying.
	It was bullcrap.
	But he's dead.
	Well, anyway, they asked the people on the street and half of them said, I don't think he did it.
	The people in Lockerbie?
	Yeah.
	This was CIA drug running.
	It was a huge scandal.
	I should look it up.
	There's a guy who did some real great investigative work on this, but you can't even discuss it because it's so detailed.
	There's just so much going on.
	But there are a couple of smoking guns that don't point to McGrahi.
	And I will say, on the other hand, they had a good little cover because, of course, we blew a Libyan plane out of the sky, killed 280 people, and they said that it was retaliation for that.
	But I think the reason why CNN has been given permission to all of a sudden report on this is because they're going to flip it and pin it on Iran.
	Here's MSNBC, another compromised news organization.
	I don't know who the people are on this.
	There's one host and then there's some jabroni.
	But when you pull out the Hitler card, you know, it's like, then you got my attention for being a shill.
	Yeah.
	The most outrageous and most frightening story of the show.
	And this, of course, is because I have to set this up properly.
	And this is how it's being used as well.
	There is a falsified translation of what Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said, and John McCain, many senators all say, and congressmen except for Ron Paul, say, you know, he even said that in one of the phony debates, say, you know, Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the face of the map, and that was not the translation.
	So now they've got some new translation from some...
	An army guy, not the leader of the country, but some army guy, and he apparently now has called for the annihilation of Israel, and now what's going around in the fake news media is, oh, you can't refute this.
	This guy really said it.
	They want to annihilate Israel.
	Hitler!
	The most outrageous and most frightening story of the day.
	Not getting a lot of play, but it needs to.
	So here you go.
	Listen to what a top Iranian military commander said at a defense gathering in Tehran.
	The Iranian nation is standing for its cause, and that is the full annihilation of Israel.
	Now, earlier tonight, Dennis, the Senate agreed to sanctions about Iran, mostly related to its nuclear program.
	Not even these stupid and dangerous comments.
	How do we react to this?
	I love how he sets up the question.
	These stupid and dangerous comments!
	How do you react to that?
	That's unbelievable.
	Let me think.
	How should I react?
	Oh, wait a minute.
	I know what I'm being paid for.
	It's very important that the world realize, Brian, that this is the first claim about annihilation, the first demand that extermination of a people take place since the Holocaust.
	And it is not lost on the Jews of Israel, who have made the first coalition government since before the Six-Day War in 1967, when they launched the preemptive strike to stop being annihilated then by Egypt, Jordan joined later, but by Egypt and Syria.
	This is the biggest news item of the day.
	The fact that the media don't take it seriously boggles my mind.
	If the world had taken Hitler seriously in 1939, 50 million non-Jews' lives and 6 million Jews' lives might have been saved.
	What are you talking about?
	War was underway in 1939.
	The guy is an idiot.
	His only job is to say, Jews being killed is Hitler, is Iran, is Nazis.
	And there's no evidence for this.
	The only evidence is that we're going to go in and kick their ass.
	That's the only evidence I see.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's all a setup.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Lisa, so I got a weird clip.
	It says weird clip.
	Oh.
	So I'm using my little H2 recorder and I record and I get this.
	I'm guilty of secretly f- Um, I'm there to our guest in Beijing.
	Now the Olympic flame has attracted more big crowds in its reports from 20- What am I listening to?
	Ghosts!
	How did you get that?
	I don't know.
	I'm doing the clips and there's this clip.
	I sped it up.
	Because you can do that with Dastity.
	I recommend people use that as their editor.
	It's free and it's good.
	Alright.
	But the problem is it's weird.
	When I sped it up, the chunks of the text were missing.
	So if I took a part of a BBC report, you'd have to listen to the whole thing to find out how hilarious it is.
	But the WTF clip Is the way it comes out after you try to recover from whatever happened.
	It was some sort of a crash of the little device.
	This hour, the NATO summit in Chicago.
	Security forces by the middle of next year.
	Closing a summit.
	training and support role in Afghanistan. . . Slash news.
	I think you just need some new equipment.
	We don't have enough money.
	Your equipment is bogative, man.
	That was bad.
	All right, I got a clip for you.
	Now, I'm not sure exactly why this was introduced.
	And the great thing is, you'll only hear people on the television box, that light box, talking about it.
	I want to play you the clip of this Charles L. Worley.
	This is the preacher from North Carolina who just went on.
	I think it was introduced, and this guy's probably, I mean, I'm sure if he's a preacher, he's being paid.
	I think it was just introduced to be anti-Obama.
	Did you hear this one about what he would do with gays and lesbians?
	Have you heard this clip?
	No.
	Oh, it's crazy.
	Listen.
	I had a way, I figured a way out, a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers.
	Is this not the prototype guy?
	It got off to a roaring start.
	But it couldn't get it past the Congress.
	It couldn't get it past the Congress.
	Okay, what did you introduce to Congress?
	Let's back up and say, who is this guy again?
	Charles L. Worley.
	I think he's a televangelist, really.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Build a great big large fence, 50 or 100 miles long.
	Put all the lesbians in there.
	And then bring on Adam and John.
	They'll make them straight.
	Fly over and drop some food.
	Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals.
	And have that fence electrified until they can't get out.
	Feed them.
	And you know what?
	In a few years they'll die out.
	You know why they can't reproduce?
	This guy's great.
	Who is it?
	What?
	Where did this even come from?
	From his sermon.
	He's standing there in church.
	Listen, there's another 30 seconds.
	It's really good.
	The way he ends it up is great.
	If he has a young'un, praise God, he'll be the first one.
	If he has a young'un, a man has a young'un, pray God.
	All of these.
	You can just well say, man, I'm going to preach the hell out of all of us.
	Amen.
	That's right.
	Hey, I tell you right now.
	Here comes the message.
	Somebody said, who you gonna vote for?
	I ain't gonna vote for a baby killer and a homosexual lover!
	Woo!
	Amen!
	Who would that be, John?
	So that's interesting.
	Now, I wonder, did this come out after the assertions of the gay Obama, the first gay president?
	Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, this is all part of the plan.
	So the trick was working.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, it worked on this guy.
	He was obviously a moron.
	Let's do the ending.
	It was funny.
	Do you mean to say that?
	You better believe I did!
	Amen.
	God have mercy.
	It makes me puking sick.
	Puking sick.
	To think about...
	Listen to this.
	I don't even know whether you ought to say this in the pulpit or not.
	Go ahead, say it in the pulpit.
	Could you imagine kissing some man?
	Yes.
	In fact, I dream of kissing George Clooney.
	That can't be for real.
	You think it's a fake?
	There are guys like that, and they're down there.
	I think the whole thing is a setup.
	Sure, the guys probably like that, but for this to hit the media, and they're talking about it, they don't really show the clip.
	I think you're right.
	This has got to be a clip.
	They were looking to say, maybe Curry will find this.
	No, I've heard them talking about it on stupid shows that no one watches.
	I'm amazed you didn't hear about it on ABC Good Morning America.
	They're too busy promoting movies.
	They've got their act together.
	That's borderline news.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on no agenda.
	Electrify the fence!
	We got to start off with some thank yous for Michael Stadjahar in, I guess he's in the Arab Emirates, $101.01.
	I don't have a note from him.
	By the way, if you have notes, you're going to send him an email, ccadam, so he can look you up like he's going to be doing right now as I read through these things, right?
	Yeah, but I don't think I have him.
	I don't know.
	I don't think so.
	Keith Jacobs, Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, $100.07.
	Keep up the good work on the best podcast in the universe.
	Slide whistle is key, but Adam plays a little too nicely.
	Oh, very funny.
	Please, a shot of karma for us all.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma.
	All right.
	Hold on one second.
	No, there's no Stadjohar here either.
	All right.
	Great show.
	I'm sorry.
	I got $100 from Gary Wiley in Squim, Washington, which is right up the street from me.
	Sir Yaz in Linden, North Carolina, $99.99.
	And Sir James Briscoe?
	I know Sir Yaz.
	What is wrong with the donation notes?
	Do you not forward them to Buzzkill Jr.?
	Yeah, half of them on here have been typed in.
	Okay, alright.
	Well, let's look up Sir Yaz.
	We're not in a hurry.
	Let me see.
	I have 410.
	Here's a producer's note from Yaz in February 29th.
	That's not it.
	I have May 19th.
	Please refer to me as Sir Yaz.
	Kindly provide a duck call to all boners who don't like slide whistle.
	Let me be clear.
	Why?
	Because.
	Is that an old one?
	Maybe he came in again.
	I don't know.
	Well, I can do the slide whistle duck call.
	Yeah, do that.
	Wait.
	Both at the same time.
	And the crazy thing is he only had the slide wheel set in his mouth, ladies and gentlemen.
	Okay, Sir James Briscoe in Bayshore, New York.
	Hello, fellows.
	Need to keep up my donations.
	This is a responsible night.
	I've recently been befallen under some nightfall myself.
	I feel crappy recently.
	Screw everything, but you guys helped a lot for providing serious humor to dispel the crap.
	And I've done it myself.
	I've used my little gray cells to dispel.
	He was a pro-ro guy to dispel the crap around me.
	So it's so prevalent here in Gitmo, Long Island.
	Please give me a shot of karma to the love of my life, Smita, and add in that I understand she will need it, I know, more than I would.
	Thanks, gents.
	Happy to be a knight.
	I guess I have to re-up to get the next knight benefit.
	You've got karma.
	That was 8273 for some reason.
	Joseph Pumphrey, which he sent in a long note, which I have here.
	It's a surreal note because you can hear the paper.
	7777.
	Writing and donating in support of the Morr Slide Whistle and Syntheslider copyright.
	I have irrefutable proof that the slide whistle performances on no agenda has saved lives.
	Oh, and how does he figure?
	The soothing tone of the slide whistle made it impossible to formulate a way over the amp USB mouse to deliver a fatal shock to people who pay me to keep their networks clean yet insist on finding ways of installing coupon printer software against all my efforts to the contrary.
	In other words, he would have killed someone.
	He needs some fuck cancer karma for his grandmother.
	Doctor did a scan on her yesterday and found something that looked like a tumor.
	And then it's just a couple miscellaneous notes.
	I think he needs some karma.
	And...
	He says, John, I hope you start reading more letters in your drunk guy persona.
	Also wanted to point out that the value for value model of no agenda has ruined other broadcast media for me.
	I have no tolerance for long advertising blocks on TV or radio anymore.
	I only have Netflix for movies and TV and pursuant news from online sources.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Alright, there you go.
	Fuck the cancer.
	You've got karma.
	Jesse Cruz in Highland Park, Illinois, 6969.
	Mike Coulter in Monticello, Minnesota, 6969.
	Keeping up the string of 6969 donations.
	Adam was excellent on Twit, subdued by standards.
	Where is the RSS feed for Adam's other show?
	It's right there.
	It's right on the page.
	Please give yourselves a shot of karma.
	All right.
	Thank you so much.
	You've got karma.com.
	If you go to any of the interview pages on the Big Book Show, you'll see at the bottom it says you can also subscribe to the podcast feed on your mobile device.
	It's right there.
	And we have Brandon in Silverdale, Washington, right down the street from me, 6969.
	We're still out of terror with the Squass of Neves today.
	This is good.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	Truth be told, I donate after Adam took over Twit for two hours.
	Great PR move, by the way.
	I still consider myself a boner douchebag for not donating to the show more or sooner.
	I probably will not be donating for a while still as I have this saving up to just get by with a modest wedding for my hot, geeky girlfriend.
	She's moving into town with me next week.
	I asked for a MILF call-off for my girlfriend and a get-laid karma for myself and everybody that donates to the show.
	MILF?
	That's one mother I'd like to.
	You've got karma.
	Let me just say one thing.
	So by now, it's well known that July 16th, Ms.
	Mickey and I are getting married in Amsterdam.
	And on the 13th, in the supper club in Amsterdam, that's where she used to work.
	Actually, she set it up like 17 years ago.
	There's a...
	She's calling it a bachelor party.
	I have no idea.
	But it's going to be pretty big.
	And we want to give any No Agenda producers the opportunity who are in Amsterdam to join us on Friday the 13th.
	Get it?
	So email Mickey, M-I-C-K-Y, at curry.com and she'll hook you up with an invite.
	How cool is that?
	Bring gifts.
	No, no, no.
	Gifts are not allowed.
	No gifts.
	That's a mistake.
	I didn't say no donations.
	I said no gifts.
	No, don't.
	Bring donations.
	Barrington Iruki in Perlin, Texas, 6969.
	Terrence Ingram in Orlando, Florida, 6969.
	Hearing Adam on Buzz Out Loud initially caught my attention.
	You were on Buzz Out Loud?
	Yeah, and right after that, they killed the show.
	Well, I hope they don't kill Twit.
	I think there's a message here.
	I need to get on Good Morning America.
	Yeah, you need to get on something.
	VH1, it's those pills.
	VH1 asked me to come on their 80s weekend something or other.
	I'm like, okay, I'll do that.
	They won't pay for airfare or a hotel.
	I'm like, okay, I won't do that.
	A bunch of cheapskates.
	Huh.
	John Kemp in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 69-69.
	Andrew Lemesini.
	Lemesini.
	Hey, you're Lemesini.
	Stop Lemesini with me.
	Colorado Springs, Colorado, 69-69.
	Crackpot and overkill.
	Value for value, good sirs.
	Can I also get a trains good, planes bad?
	It tickles my brain and it's been too long.
	Okay.
	Oops.
	Oops.
	Here it is.
	All aboard trains good, planes bad.
	Woo-hoo!
	All right.
	Jeffrey Yerke, Concord.
	Jeff Yerke, to you.
	6666.
	Did you know the market closed down the other day, 6.66?
	No, I missed that.
	That's kind of not good.
	Did anyone say anything?
	Yeah, people all commented on it.
	Almost all the people that comment on this sort of thing.
	You think there's a message there?
	Well, I don't know.
	I would say code.
	There's a lot of people that think, well, it could be code to get the heck out.
	Yeah.
	6666.
	Sorry, it's been a while.
	I've been busy slaving away and listening to No Agenda with an Ann Margaret chaser.
	Do you please sample a simple de-douching and a shot of karma will make things right as rain.
	All right.
	No problem.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	I didn't realize Yerky's got...
	Yerky's done some...
	I worked with him to remaster a bunch of old Red Fox albums.
	You've mentioned that before.
	Yeah, the Red Fox albums, the party records that were done in, I think, the 60s.
	And we have a few, but I don't have as many as I'd like.
	I think we did maybe about five or six so far.
	And I'm trying to find someone who has the rights to these things, which are going to fall in the public domain, but there's somebody in L.A. that owns them.
	But he says here he's got reel-to-reel, open reel-to-reel.
	I actually have to get in touch with him now because I've got a bunch of old reel-to-reel tapes that I need to move to digital.
	David Sands in, or Sands, Sands, Sands, Sands, what do you think?
	S-A-E-N-Z. Bayside, New York, 5777.
	Greetings from Gitmo Nation proper, Empire State.
	I've been listening to the show for five months.
	This is my first donation.
	Thanks for all your hard work.
	I'm glad to see you two together again.
	What does that mean?
	What does that mean?
	I think he sent it to the wrong show.
	I think he always thought you had great chemistry together since the Cranky Geeks podcast.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, that one time.
	It was always fun when I was on Cranky Geeks.
	I always enjoyed it.
	You were on once.
	I was on several times, John.
	Please send me some karma for my job application.
	I'm looking forward to leaving underemployment, finally starting a career since graduating college.
	Graduating from college.
	You're an American.
	Almost two years ago.
	Also, I vote for Dvorak-only slide whistle.
	Stick to the 9-9-9-er, Adam.
	Okay.
	Here's some karma for you, my friend.
	Good luck with that.
	You've got karma.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Sebastian de Stichter.
	De Stichter.
	Sebastian de Stichter.
	Let me try it again.
	Sebastian de Stichter.
	Rotterdam, 5555.
	Greetings from Gitmo Nation, Deutschland.
	It was actually in Deutschland.
	It would be sauerkraut, by the way.
	Returning donor to the greatest podcast in the universe.
	I'm in need for job karma and some for my smoking hot wife so we can live and work in the same place.
	All right.
	Ciao, Sebastian.
	You've got karma.
	Okay, it's Travis Stearns in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
	What?
	Twin Cities.
	Twin Cities.
	By the way, it's beautiful up there.
	It is.
	I recommend people go up there and look at the art museums and the public art.
	And look at the mall.
	And St.
	Paul in particular has public art that is astonishing.
	I got a mall.
	Big mall.
	With a roller coaster.
	And then we have Cheap Indian Bastard from Los Angeles, California.
	Wait, he's back?
	The Cheap Indian Bastard?
	Yeah.
	Longtime member of the $5 a month club and the original Cheap Indian Bastard that John gave a shout out to about 100 episodes ago.
	You guys are an island of oasis of rational thought and clarity in a sea of media crap.
	Keep up the good work.
	In addition to your joint media assassinations, I really enjoy listening to Adam's crackpot theories that challenge commonly held beliefs about how the world is supposed to work.
	Thanks, Adam.
	Two personal requests.
	I need the Chipotle to Ching Ching plus karma shout out for the Chinese thing.
	For a new venture that just started trying to live the American dream of just getting by.
	I also need a second karma shout-out for my father-in-law's recovering from a heart-related issue, which will be part of the first karma.
	We only do one.
	I need a birthday wishes plate for my son.
	Do we have him?
	Yes, we do.
	Yep, we do.
	Turns nine, and as I will be turning 40 next week.
	And finally, I would strongly urge other freedom of thought and speech-loving Indians in the U.S., India, and elsewhere to donate heartily to support the show.
	How big do you think our Indian audience is?
	Do you think they're listening and just not donating, or they're just not listening?
	I think it's a combination of two.
	They're not listening, and those who do listen don't donate, except for this cheap Indian bastard.
	You know what we need?
	We need Om Malik to get on the bandwagon here, and he's got a blog about us.
	He talked about me once when I was critical of his buddy, Vivek Kundra.
	Oh, okay.
	And that's pretty much the last time he would speak to me.
	You shunned the cabal.
	Ah, I see.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, it's a cabal.
	There's no doubt about it.
	All right.
	Let me give him the Tapu Tata Ching Ching karma here.
	Tapu Tata Liaojie Jego Ching Ching.
	You've got karma.
	Patrick Sutton in Norfolk, Virginia, 55, double nickels on the dime.
	Managed to finish and graduated from college.
	My final paper was actually on Ron Paul and his campaign used to social media to gather a massive youth following.
	I wanted to say that the show really was what got me to pay closer attention to Paul.
	Anyway, I'm also going on vacation tomorrow like some travel karma.
	It would hit me right as I'm getting to the airport.
	There you go.
	Travel karma for you.
	Hope there's no boob bombs on board.
	You've got karma.
	Patrick Vaughn in Traverse City, Michigan.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	He's sending in my crystal head vodka budget.
	An excellent libation to help keep Adam and John in the manner they've become accustomed to.
	Please send me some karma as I hope to someday overcome my long history of douchebaggery and once again attain positive karma.
	Okay.
	It's just the karma.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma.
	Graham Wolfe in Wichita, Kansas.
	55 double-links on the dime.
	I donated last summer, but I've waited far too long for the second donation since I listened to a year for about a year without giving.
	I like to be de-douche topped off by a huntsman.
	Thank you for your hard work.
	You've been de-douche.
	That was good.
	I like that one.
	That works, yeah.
	Yeah, it does work.
	Susan Blair in Manchester, New York, 5509th, Value for Value.
	Keep up the good work.
	Daniel Thorley in Brighton, East Sussex, 5247 in the morning.
	From Brighton, UK, to you, Adam, and to you, John Dude.
	Dude!
	A donation of today's date plus seven for keeping the slide whistle.
	Michael Kleckner in Ewing, North New Jersey.
	5150 for the nutcases out there.
	Thanks for the best podcast in the universe.
	I've been listening to you for some time now.
	Long time boner.
	Finally succumbed to my guilt and your donation request.
	Please de-douche me.
	I've been trying to propagate the formula.
	People think I'm talking crazy.
	I'll keep trying, though.
	Thanks again.
	You've got to talk to them.
	You've got to convert them.
	You've got to get people that are already thinking kind of openly.
	And they're distrustful of the media.
	The best thing is just tell those people to go through the body scan or twice.
	Just ask for another scan.
	You should tell them.
	Can I do that again?
	Yeah, please.
	I was living the American dream of getting by, can I see you?
	Something, say something, two to the head, because that is what every good citizen slave is supposed to be doing and getting in return, right?
	So let's see, what has he got?
	He's got a D, and he's a D-douching.
	See something, say something, and two to the head.
	Okay.
	You've been D-douched.
	If you see something, say something.
	Sorry.
	It wasn't loaded properly.
	Apparently.
	Will Lissack in Happy Valley, Oregon.
	Happy Valley, Oregon.
	$50.50 says, please give my thanks to everyone that purchases No Agenda News app.
	Yeah.
	If you could please give this app sales a booster shot of Huntsman Karma, I'd really appreciate it.
	And it's nanewsapp.com.
	Absolutely love it.
	You've got karma.
	Uh, Denver, Colorado.
	Identifying me in the verbal and written credits is just an F. I'd like some job karma for an interview I recently had and seven cents to keep up the slide whistle.
	You've got karma.
	Danny Wong in Livermore, California.
	I was just in Livermore, California looking at some cattle.
	$50.
	I'd love to make...
	Were you going to buy some cattle?
	I'm going to buy a steer, and I've created the Mevio Meat Club, and we're going to get a steer slaughtered and split it up amongst ourselves.
	We do that.
	I can see I'm going to write a paper on this so people can.
	Everyone should be doing this, by the way.
	Buying a spear?
	Yeah, or one way of doing it is you can go, and I was advised to do this for the pig we're trying to get.
	You can go to the county fair or the state fair in Dallas, Texas, but any county fair will have Future Farmers of America, and they'll have a bunch of kids who raise their favorite pig.
	Or steer or, you know, all kinds of different animals, lambs.
	And you can go to the auction, usually at the end of the fair, and you can buy the animal.
	And usually the kids will take care of all the organizing, the butchering and the wrapping, cut and wrapping, all the rest of it.
	And it's, you know, run you $3 a pound kind of thing.
	It's a lot cheaper than stuff.
	I mean, you have to pay $25 a pound for grass-fed beef at Whole Foods.
	This is like $3 a pound, and it's better if you meet the animal.
	And you just throw it in the freezer, right?
	Yeah, you need a freezer.
	And it's healthier.
	Cool.
	Danny Wong Livermore, $50.
	I'd love to make my first donation a drunk one, but instead I guess I'll just have to do this one stoned.
	Hey man, I don't know if you have a stoner voice you could do, but it sounds like Adam's had experience in that department.
	I'm donating so I can no longer feel like a douchebag while you're reading the producer credits where he has the dedouchings in order.
	I like to call it my buddy Ross.
	Ross is a douchebag.
	Douchebag.
	I've turned him on to your program, man.
	He's yet to donate.
	Then give him and me some karma because I've seen it misplaced mine.
	You guys are awesome.
	And make me feel a little more sane when you go off about the news and other BS that's constantly waved in our faces.
	I don't know how much you can request with just 50 bucks, but if I could get a Hillary Clippity Club to the combo, I promise I'll make more stoned and or drunk donations in the future and we'll continue to propagate the formula.
	It's Clippity Club.
	The message is clear.
	Just Clippity Club.
	You've got karma.
	Dude, sounds like you got some practice, man.
	Hey.
	Hey, wait, Sean Penn called him for you, man.
	He's doing Fast Times at Ridgemont High, the remake.
	He wants you to eat.
	You're in, dude.
	You're in.
	I can play his dad.
	Sir Alan Bean, Oakland, California, 50 bucks.
	He's the one who got me the, uh, wherever they went, the, uh, there they are.
	The clippity-cloppers.
	The coconut shells.
	Thank you, gentlemen.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Hold on, do the clip-de-clop again.
	Oh, shoot.
	I messed it up.
	I've been waiting the whole show to do this, and I can't believe I messed it up.
	up.
	I'm going to try it again.
	The whole show I waited and then I Yeah, you blew it.
	I totally blew it.
	You should have practiced a couple of times.
	I can't believe I blew that.
	Anyway, Sir Allen says, thank you for the show.
	It's continued to be very good, and thanks.
	He says I'm welcome for those things.
	Coconuts, they're what they are.
	Bettendorf, Iowa.
	Mike Bernstein, $50.
	And finally, Paul Vela, Sir Paul Vela to you in Tauchester, Northamptonshire, $50.
	Thank you all very much for continuing to keep this show alive.
	And we look forward to doing show 412 for you shortly.
	Yeah, this was actually very nice.
	I saw we got one $4.11 donation, and I'm not laughing at it.
	I think it's fantastic that people are doing that.
	We got some $41.10s, and I can't say anything other than please keep this going, because then we'll keep going.
	You can tell that a lot of work...
	Goes into it.
	I really hope I don't have to do other shows to receive appreciation.
	Because I think that you can get everything you need right here.
	I have one guy that we should mention.
	Sean Pyle.
	We should basically get nothing when somebody donated $1.99, but he put in $1.99 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 7 times with F the slide whistle.
	You can't stuff the ballot box, Sean.
	I did want to mention Susan and Zach.
	I'm sorry, Sarah and Zach.
	We have our own little company, Yendra Built, with a Y. Zach, Carl, and I are a collaborative design and fabrication studio in Fort Collins, Colorado.
	We focus on function, reclaim materials, American craftsmanship, and building apocalypse-proof furniture and installations.
	We also sometimes build sweet shit like keg-carrying tricycles, zombie gates, and growler holders for mountain bikes.
	We're actually pretty effing cool.
	We'd love to donate, but we have no money.
	So, we'll donate 10% of anything that people buy from us to the cause, to the show.
	Well, they make one heck of a metal bar stool.
	That's really cool.
	They have some very awesome things.
	Were they on Facebook?
	Is that...
	She even said, oh, I know it's lame, we hate it too, but it works for stuff like this.
	Facebook.com slash pages slash Yendra Built.
	Yankee Echo November Delta Romeo Alpha Bravo Uniform India Lima Tango.
	So we appreciate that.
	Miss Mickey was actually looking at some stuff.
	She's like, yeah, this is some good stuff.
	For the crazy place you're going to build, hopefully.
	By the way, I was a little disappointed in the $4.11 one guy, Tim Ratter in Calgary.
	Well, I'm happy he did it.
	I thought it was a good gimmick, but no.
	Maybe this will help.
	I have a one-liner, John, that has to be in before 12.30 today.
	Hit it.
	Okay, it's for Shriners Hospitals for Children.
	Okay, it's an audition.
	Specs male and female, 35 to 45, the reed needs to get our heart without pleading.
	Okay.
	It's for donations.
	I'll tell you the line.
	Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children.
	Send your love to the rescue.
	Donate today.
	These are professionals, by the way.
	We should take note.
	So that's the reed, and it has to be the reed needs to get our heart without pleading.
	So what's my motivation for this audition?
	Stoner?
	Your motivation is to be robotic.
	Be robotic.
	Do the stoner dude?
	Yeah, do the stoner.
	Yeah, do the stoner dude.
	Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children.
	Send your love to the rescue.
	Donate today, dudes!
	You see, that's not bad.
	That's more surfer and less stoner.
	Okay, stoner.
	Okay.
	Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children.
	Send your love to the rescue and donate today.
	I didn't like that one.
	Sounds more like Barry White is a stoner.
	So you think I should be more robotic?
	Is that what you think?
	I was thinking that, yeah.
	Do I do it with a heavy voice?
	Yeah, the deep one.
	Donations from people like you have changed the lives of nearly a million children.
	Send your love to the rescue.
	Donate today.
	I like that one.
	You like that one?
	I'll send them a couple.
	Good luck.
	All right.
	Unless you want to hear more of that, I suggest you go to...
	And help us out for show 412.
	Can we tie that to anything?
	412?
	Is there any...
	412.
	412.
	It's probably a police code of some sort.
	Well, we're going to have Palindrome 414 coming up.
	That's good.
	That's always good.
	Yeah, well, maybe next week's newsletter we'll discuss something about 414.
	There's some interesting stuff that JC put in the box here about 411.
	Some factoids.
	Yeah, you really?
	You thought those were interesting?
	I didn't think so.
	Okay.
	It's your birthday, birthday!
	On no agenda!
	Here we go!
	We've got a list for you.
	David Rosa congratulates himself celebrating today.
	Tease Arnson says hi to his daughter Lola.
	She turns nine today and he himself celebrated on the 22nd.
	Happy birthday.
	Cheap Indian Bastard turns 40.
	Happy birthday, Cheap Indian Bastard.
	And his son, nine years old.
	Happy birthday here from your buddies at the No Agenda Show.
	And one knighthood, of course.
	We have Thomas, who came in with an instant knighthood, which is fantastic.
	We'd love it if you could...
	Hey, can you be like Lucifer and draw the sword from the stone there, John?
	Here he comes, he's in the stone now.
	Thomas Poliard, step forward, sir.
	We are so pleased.
	Yay!
	We are delighted to welcome you to the roundtable.
	Thank you so much for your support of the program and our value for value, valiant value for value effort.
	We hereby are able to pronounce the one and only...
	Sir Thomas Pollard, Knights of the New Age of the Round Table.
	Come on over, Sir Thomas.
	We've got some hookers and blow, red boys and chardonnay, hookers and, I mean, wenches and beer, and hot pants and booze.
	All for you.
	And know that your donation keeps us going.
	We'll be here on the show on Sunday.
	Love it.
	These facts about 411 are lame.
	Yeah, I told you.
	Bristol 411 was a sports salon class automobile.
	Yeah, I love the last one.
	It's an odd number.
	Did you promise him like an extra dollar or something?
	No, he just threw that in.
	He's trying to help.
	The United Federation of Teachers has sent out a weird note.
	To teachers and guidance counselors.
	Now, this is a big union, I guess?
	The United Federation of Teachers?
	Yes, the big one.
	Michael Mulgrew is the president.
	Unless the American Federation of Teachers may be in.
	I don't know which the biggest one is.
	So, Pete the Teach.
	Hey, Adam, just want to share this with you guys.
	This forwarded message from UFT about cyberbullying.
	It includes a survey which we are encouraged to give to New York City school students from third grade up and contain some weird questions like asking kids to choose which kind of law they would write if they were in power.
	This is about bullying laws, i.e., how do we kill free speech?
	Would you like to hear the President's note that he sends out?
	Of course!
	Dear teachers and guidance counselors, this is you, John.
	You're a homeschooler, you're a teacher, and a guidance counselor.
	You're done, right?
	Jay's off to college, so it's done.
	Yeah, she's off to college, pretty much straight A's.
	Of course.
	Whatever.
	Of course.
	Brilliant.
	That's because she didn't have to be brainwashed the whole time.
	Although she still gets her share of brainwashing and has to be de-brainwashed.
	And how do you do that?
	Do you hold her upside down and shake her?
	No, we all yell at her.
	Dear teacher and guidance counselors, we all know that bullying is a scourge.
	How do you pronounce that?
	Scourge?
	A scourge.
	Scourge.
	What a great word.
	Scourge.
	What does that mean exactly?
	It means it's a plague upon the land.
	A scourge.
	Bullying is a scourge in our schools that educators must confront effectively.
	Bullying hurts the atmosphere of an entire school and disrupts the learning environment.
	Both kids who are bullied and kids who bully face significant health and academic risks as a result.
	Kids who are bullied have lower GPAs and test scores and are more likely to drop out of school.
	It's a fact the science is in.
	They are more prone to depression, anxiety, suicidal inclinations, and physical health problems.
	Those who bully others, meanwhile, are also more likely to drop out of school and they face higher risks of developing substance abuse problems, becoming domestic abusers, and ending up with a criminal record!
	Is this all proven fact that you know of, John?
	I never heard of it before.
	It's funny, though.
	I'm liking it.
	With the advent of the internets and social networks, bullying has migrated to cyberspace.
	To get a handle on the scope of the problem and its repercussions on our students, we are sending you the New York Cyber Bully Census, a 12-question survey for students in grades 3 to 12 across New York State that is designed to gauge their attitude and experience with cyberbullying.
	I thought they already knew.
	They already have all the results.
	What more do they need to know?
	The survey is voluntary and anonymous to send so students can answer the questions honestly and without fear of embarrassment.
	Since the survey's inception, more than 4,000 responses have been received.
	Self-selecting survey, invalid.
	I'm sorry?
	Self-selecting survey, it's invalid.
	It's like if we do a survey and say, hey, if you feel like the slide whistle survey is invalid.
	It's not a real survey.
	People are putting a seven or a nine on the end of their donations.
	They're just part of...
	It could be like you saw the one guy tried to stuff the ballot box.
	That's the problem with these sorts of...
	Kind of casual surveys.
	But I don't even see why he needs the whole survey because, you know, anyway.
	The data gathering initiative, the first of its kind in the state, should provide a fuller picture of cyberbullying in New York State.
	We hope that the survey results will not only lead to responsible protections being enacted to help children who are victims of cyberbullying, but will also allow educators, parents, and elected officials to get a better sense of what children need to make them feel safe in this internet age.
	I think they should get it.
	I got an idea.
	They should have a chain that they wear around their necks with a big sign that says, I'm protected by the state.
	Do not bully me.
	That'd be great.
	Yeah, and that'll work.
	No one will bully a kid walking around with a sign like that.
	I'm protected by the state.
	Let me see.
	Let me just look at this survey.
	Cyberbullying is A, when some students bully another student on the internet, when you send mean text messages or pics to another student.
	Ooh, a mean text message.
	You're a bully.
	Like, you suck.
	When you call another student names online.
	When you use a student's cell phone to get them into trouble or when you pretend to be another student online.
	Oh, wow.
	And then there's also open, what else is cyberbullying?
	Have you ever been cyberbullied?
	If you've been cyberbullied, do you report to anyone?
	If you didn't report it, why didn't you report it?
	How often do you think cyberbullying happens?
	All the time.
	Okay, if you could write a law about cyberbullying, what would it provide?
	Select all that apply.
	A, cyberbullying would be illegal.
	I think I'll check that one.
	Schools would have to help students who were cyberbullied.
	Yes, of course.
	There would be a cyberbullying police squad to investigate cyberbullying.
	This is going to be awesome.
	This is going to be so good.
	Schools would have to teach students about cyberbullying.
	School would teach parents how to help their children who are cyberbullied.
	There would be a youth helpline where students could go to get help, and they would have to hold conferences of young people to help solve the problem.
	I think cyberbullying police squad is the way to go.
	What do you think?
	I think it should be a TV show.
	Anyway, we appreciate that, Pete the Teach.
	That's cool.
	We need more of this stuff.
	Hey, so there's a show.
	Somebody sent one of our...
	Whoa.
	There's a show that's kind of like ours.
	It's not kind of like ours at all.
	It's more like the Art Bell show from years ago, or more like the second half of our show used to be more like, even though we don't do so much, called themysteriousuniverse.org.
	And I actually enjoyed the show.
	It's something I could listen to.
	And there's a lot of good anecdotes.
	There's two guys like us who do have guests once in a while.
	But this is the kind of stuff they talk about.
	They're doing an excerpt from a book here.
	I've got a clip.
	An excerpt from a book of some author who's going to come on the show next week.
	And I just thought this was a good story.
	Could you tell me what the clip is?
	Yes.
	NakedGreenHumanoidMysteriousUniverse.org The story from Monsters of Wisconsin has the headline, It's Not Easy Being Green Humanoids.
	Godfrey writes, it is usually not a great idea to pick up hitchhikers in this day and age.
	In the carefree 1970s, however, thumbing it was much more common, especially in areas around universities.
	Four UW-Whitewater students, or women, were returning to the campus after driving to a Milwaukee suburb to visit a sick friend when they all spied a figure standing near the roadside.
	The figure was in a classic hitchhiker pose, but it wasn't a classic hitchhiker.
	The girls didn't even discuss picking him up.
	Instead, they each simultaneously hit the manual door locks.
	It wasn't just that they had had about half their drive still to go, it was the fact that the hitchhiker was naked and green.
	He was also bald, shorter than the average human, and had big eyes that stared at them as their car passed by.
	One of the students twisted around to see what the green humanoid would do and was shocked to see it successfully flag down another car and climb in.
	Who pulls over for a naked green humanoid?
	Alien, possibly.
	Right.
	Oh, that's hilarious.
	John, the show is no good.
	I listened to the first 15 minutes of the show.
	No!
	I like the show.
	I found it tedious.
	Oh, you don't like the show because you think there's a put-on.
	No.
	It wasn't entertaining.
	It's hard to do what we do.
	No, I know.
	I said it's not our show, but it's not that every show in the world has to be what we do.
	No, but...
	You didn't think it was good?
	I mean, I know all the stories, you know.
	It's like, there was nothing new.
	There was nothing new.
	I mean, the Green Hitchhiker.
	It's a classic.
	It's a Green Hitchhiker.
	Classic story.
	We know the Green Hitchhiker.
	And by the way, they go on and on about apparently this Green Hitchhiker guy, whoever it was, was in that town floating around for weeks.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	That's beautiful.
	Let's get back to some real information, shall we?
	So the elites have decided the way to save the euro is to have dinner, and they had dinner last night.
	There is so much going on right now in Europe because we are on the real precipice of destruction.
	In fact, I've got a couple things here.
	I've got first a report of how the elites are perceived, and this is in Italy.
	Now, are the Italians known for uprising?
	Do they get angry?
	Do they have any history of killing their leaders and elites?
	They did that to Mussolini.
	They hung him up by his legs and bled him.
	Okay, well here's what's in store then for Mario Monti.
	This is the technocrat big banking shill who was brought in after the Boonga Boonga parties by Berlusconi.
	And he went to visit the earthquake zone.
	You know, they had an earthquake, a couple people died, but a lot of people are in tents.
	And here's what happened when he showed up.
	He came to show solidarity with Italy's earthquake victims, but not everyone in the disaster zone was happy to see the Prime Minister.
	Thieves, shame on you, they cried, stay at home.
	Mario Monti's austerity drive triggered their anger.
	Some in Sant'Agostino think tax rises like the quake have caused devastation.
	Monty came, looked at two tents, went round the camp so he wouldn't ruin his nice shoes and then went away.
	He'll have a nice lunch in some nice restaurant while we're here and didn't hear a thing, not even a greeting, a thank you.
	This is the Italian government.
	Do you think anything has changed for me?
	Look at me.
	Do you think something's changed?
	I went to the factory this morning to ask about my job.
	They said that maybe I have to stay at home for 13 weeks.
	Do you know what that means?
	To pay rent and keep a family.
	Has anything changed for him?
	He's going home with his suit.
	We stay here.
	A state of natural catastrophe has been declared, which should accelerate aid for victims.
	Monty raised the possibility of suspending taxes for those affected by Sunday's six-magnitude quake, which killed seven people.
	With much of its cultural heritage in ruins, the northern Emilia-Romagna region has also been damaged economically.
	Business leaders say 200 firms in the rich industrial and agricultural area have been hit hard, So, not liking Monty there.
	Go home with your suit.
	Sounds like they don't like Monty.
	Go home with your suit.
	Go home with your suit.
	You should check out, this is a brilliant video.
	There's no audio that's worth playing.
	Go to merkle.curry.com.
	M-E-R-K-E-L dot curry dot com?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm typing.
	So this is a Dutch website.
	Look at the video.
	Here's Angela Merkel.
	And she's pointing to what she thinks is Berlin on this map.
	And the two teachers next to her are like, ah, no, no, no, it's down here.
	She's like pointing to Russia, showing where Berlin is.
	You've got to see that this is from some German, let me say, I got some audio here.
	And show us where Berlin is.
	She's pointing to Berlin and the teacher goes, no, no, it's down here.
	She's such an idiot.
	She's an oaf.
	She is an oaf.
	She's Shrek.
	Where's she pointing at?
	She's pointing to Russia.
	She said, this is where Berlin is.
	Lithuania or something.
	It's not even in the same country.
	She's fantastic.
	Oh, this is the people who are making decisions about the death of Europe.
	Here's Haiku Herman right after the dinner, or maybe right before the dinner.
	I just got to make fun of this guy.
	This is the tree of gross.
	The tree pillars of gross, John.
	Can you say it with me?
	me, the three pillars of gross.
	The three pillars of gross.
	No, gross.
	Gross.
	The three pillars of gross. The three pillars of gross.
	Tree.
	Tree.
	Short turn.
	We will structure our work around the following three pillars.
	Three pillars?
	First, we need to mobilize EU policies to fully support growth.
	Second, we need to step up our efforts to finance the economy through investments.
	That's if we're going to take money from other countries.
	And thirdly, we need to strengthen job creation.
	Thank you.
	There is a broad range of real instruments at our disposal, but it's too soon to say at this stage in what framework we will work.
	In any case, we will agree in June on the main building block.
	It's June now, John.
	It's June.
	We've moved it to June.
	...a monetary and economic union and on the working methods.
	We want Greece to remain...
	In the Euro area, why respecting its commitments?
	So I think he's saying something very interesting here.
	He's saying not in the Euro zone.
	He says he wants Greece to be in the Euro area.
	So he doesn't want the Greek people to move to Africa.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not buying that completely.
	Why did he say...
	I know.
	I'm trying to figure out why he'd say that.
	I mean, unless they're trying to come up with a two-tier system in the background to create a Eurozone with solid...
	Because they've talked about this before, about having the top Eurozone guys, and that's one group, and then you have a secondary group that's off to the side that are still in a Euro area, but they're not in the Eurozone technically.
	Because they're leaving the Eurozone, according to everybody who's been following this.
	Yeah, and even the Germans are prepared for it.
	Everybody's ready.
	It's going to cost a trillion euros to prop it up.
	The Dutch, by the way, wow, finally the Dutch are starting to wake up and they're saying, hey, hold on a second.
	The cabinet effectively said, yeah, we're going to ratify that European stability mechanism.
	Yeah, it's 40 billion euros, but at least it's half of what it used to be.
	It used to be 98 euros.
	And now it's only 40 billion.
	So the Dutch are starting to get angry, the Dutch people.
	Of course, there's no cabinet.
	They have their snap elections in September, yet they're making all these decisions with a parliament that has no actual right to make decisions of this import.
	So the Dutch are waking up.
	We'll see if they get angry.
	They typically don't.
	Dutch people don't.
	They keep it behind closed doors.
	In the UK, though...
	Nigel Farage's fellow party member, Godfrey Bloom, had quite a blow-up in European Parliament, which of course is always hilarious to listen to, about the financial transaction tax.
	This is unbelievable.
	Yeah, why don't you explain what the financial transaction tax is?
	This has been discussed in a number of venues, including ours, which would just completely destroy the stock market.
	The idea is that every time you bought and sold a stock, there would be a secondary tax that would go to the government of a nickel, a penny, a.00 something.
	It's not a lot.
	It's not like they're...
	Right, but if you're doing high frequency, then it...
	Yeah, the problem...
	Go ahead.
	The problem is that you can't do flash trading, or you can't do buy and sell a million shares, and then sell them.
	Now buy a million, sell a million, buy a million, sell a million, which actually helps prop up some of these stocks.
	Right.
	Because you'd go broke.
	You can't do serious...
	The way the market works today, there's a lot of flash trading that goes on.
	There's a lot of computerized trading that goes on.
	It just goes on.
	And to implement this little tax would end that, and it would end the market because the market is what it is.
	So he got pretty angry about this.
	And then some other Euro parliamentarian, also from the UK, I don't remember her name, but she's from a different party.
	She stood up and she yells at him, literally yells at him, and then he yells back.
	I always love it when they do this.
	This is more the way it should be done in the European Union.
	Well, an FTT tax sounds like a really good idea, doesn't it?
	It plays well politically.
	And we can hit those greedy bankers who we all hate in public while we shovel money into their pockets in private.
	But I don't think it's going to quite work out that way.
	All taxes are passed on to customers at the end of the day.
	Sorry everybody, that's just how it works.
	So again, it'll be the little people that pick up the tab.
	It'll be savers, it'll be pensioners, an ordinary folk that pick up this tax, not the greedy fat cat bankers that you're trying to get at.
	And it's interesting, is it not, also, if you look in the small print, they're saying some of the money raised can actually go towards perhaps saving future failed banks.
	So we know, we concede, do we not, that more banks are going to fail.
	We know this because we have the same ridiculous fractional reserve banking system, the same crooked money printing, criminal behaviour at the central banks, and so on and so forth.
	So nothing's changed.
	Another strong signal to bankers and politicians to continue the theft.
	But beware those who think taxing London is a risk-free game.
	And we mean London, don't we?
	Other EU countries when it comes to financial services are Mickey Mouse.
	Financial services are 14% of UK GDP. The UK contributes £50 million a day to this crumbling institution.
	Don't kill the goose that lays your golden eggs.
	Zurich, Geneva, New York and Hong Kong are licking their lips wondering what piece of glorious stupidity we will come up with next.
	And an FTT is a special tax.
	What next?
	A special tax on sunshine holidays in Spain.
	High fashion in Paris.
	Luxury cars in Germany.
	Mobile phones in Finland and a special, perhaps, justifiable tax on dreadful flat-pack furniture from Sweden.
	It's coming up your street next.
	The greedy bureaucrats just want your money.
	So I like that.
	I think he's saying the right thing.
	Thank you.
	And then he gets a blue card.
	A blue card question.
	There are two questions for you.
	One from Ms.
	Ford and one from Mr.
	Manka.
	Would you mind taking the blue card question, sir?
	Would you like a blue card question?
	Yes.
	Here she comes.
	Jolly good.
	Jolly good.
	Okay, first of all then, Mrs.
	Ford.
	Mr.
	Bloom, you say you're very concerned about the FTT, so am I. Could you explain why you failed to turn up in your committee when this was first voted on for votes?
	The vote went 22 to 22, and you were not in the room!
	You could have stopped it!
	So, he comes back with his little retort.
	Unfortunately, his mic isn't on when he's really yelling.
	You transferred the British Conservative Party, the regulation of the City of London, to this place, and you fiddle about in your silly little committees, having betrayed my country.
	You scoundrel!
	You scoundrel, you!
	You are a scoundrel, I say!
	I love it.
	They're fighting.
	And then Nigel Farage.
	Don't you always love hearing Nigel?
	Why do you keep asking me if I want to hear Nigel Farage?
	You do this on purpose.
	Because you know I want to hear Nigel Farage.
	I would be putting my own Nigel Farage clips in, but you're doing a better job than I will.
	President, we're in the midst of an economic and increasingly humanitarian crisis, and yet Commission President Barroso is not here.
	Indeed, Herman Van Rompuy is not here either.
	And they're having dinner.
	Not that it really matters, because they're not prepared to listen to any debate or any argument.
	They're intent on pursuing their political dream of a United States of Europe.
	They're prepared to commit economic suicide for an entire continent.
	And tomorrow night, Mr Van Rompuy has called yet another summit, at which he's going to present a strategy for growth and jobs.
	Elected MEPs, representatives of the people of Europe, from left and right.
	We've heard it all before.
	Remember, the Euro itself was supposed to create growth and jobs, and yet it is actively destroying both of those things.
	The remedy we're being offered is more of the same.
	I would suggest that the medicine is killing the patient.
	And to increase the dosage is madness.
	And don't listen to those who will tell you that the only alternative is for Greece to stay in the euro.
	Everyone's pushing this.
	David Cameron, all the other leaders are saying, we must keep Greece in the euro.
	If she leaves, the sky will fall in.
	It won't.
	There'll be a few difficult weeks and then things will settle down.
	There'll be a boom in tourism.
	Investment will start to come back into Greece.
	Innovation will start to come back into Greece as people start making products to beat expensive imports.
	Indeed, Greece outside of the Eurozone may well provide to be an inspiration.
	For Spain, for Portugal and many other countries.
	We need to recognise that a terrible mistake has been made.
	We must resolve to put it right.
	We've got to give people hope.
	Because out there now is absolute despair.
	We all remember Dimitris Christoulos, the 77-year-old former pharmacist who shot himself dead outside the Greek Parliament.
	But he is just one of a growing humanitarian disaster.
	Huge increases in suicides in Italy, in Greece, particularly from people running small businesses who cannot see a way out of the problem.
	Children being left in increasing numbers outside the doors of churches because they can't afford to feed them.
	Our leaders are too callous to listen and care.
	You can do something about this.
	You can rise up and say, and I know in my conversations with you that many of you agree with me that I'm right.
	We've got to break up the euro.
	We've got to restore democracy.
	We've got to restore human dignity.
	We must ignore Messrs.
	Barroso and Van Rompuy.
	They have been proved to be wrong.
	We must provide people with hope.
	Good luck with that, Nigel.
	When is this guy going to shoot him?
	Well, they tried the airplane thing.
	That didn't work.
	Yeah, I know.
	That didn't work.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, when are the Europeans going to get really angry?
	When are people just going to get so...
	I think they are angry, but we're not getting much reports.
	The reporting is bad.
	Yeah.
	I think there's a lot of action going on that we're just...
	Not seeing.
	Well, but it's not being reported by our producers that much either.
	I mean, I get a lot of good clips from people, like stuff here.
	I'll see what Garcia's got to tell us.
	Spain, by the way, I found out they didn't actually have any deficit.
	Their problem is the banks.
	They have a banking crisis.
	But they were positive.
	Yeah, it's based on the housing crisis, actually.
	It's very similar to ours.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	So, I was in international news.
	Obama had this big meeting, this, you know, the summit meeting and whatever it is in Chicago, the G20, I guess.
	What was the deal?
	He apparently really hates the president of Pakistan because he's tortured him, literally, in this, play this clip, Obama being rude, and tell me what happened was not torturing someone.
	President Obama warmly shook the hands of a host of world leaders, but he pointedly made Pakistan's president wait a while.
	He initially had to make do with Hillary Clinton.
	Hmm.
	So he stuck her with Hillary, or him with Hillary.
	Well, because he's droning people over there.
	The guy's like, hey, don't drone my people.
	He's like, hey, we've got a pipeline to lay here.
	We've got to drone some people.
	Yeah, but don't drone my people.
	Yeah, but screw you.
	They just droned ten more people in Pakistan after he didn't shake his hand.
	And guess where?
	Where?
	Waziristan.
	Oh?
	Mm-hmm.
	Pipeline city.
	But they've got the deal on the other side.
	If you look at Afghanistan, Waziristan is right there at the border.
	That's where the pipeline has to come in because we own Afghanistan.
	But Turkmenistan just signed the deal, the pipeline deal.
	With India and Pakistan to run the pipeline through Afghanistan.
	All those crazy...
	Isn't one of those crazy little countries up there, Azerbaijan perhaps, having the Eurovision contest?
	Isn't it tonight?
	Yeah, I think.
	No, Saturday night.
	Eurovision 2012.
	Let's see.
	I think it's Saturday night.
	Baku.
	Baku.
	Baku what?
	Baku.
	That's where it's being held.
	Baku.
	Baku.
	I thought it was a city in one of those places.
	I'm waiting for the book of knowledge to come through.
	It's not happening.
	Eurovision.
	Waiting for Eurovision.tv.
	Here it comes.
	Come on.
	What?
	Empty page?
	Do you get anything on Eurovision.tv?
	What's that?
	It doesn't even...
	It's broken.
	Their page doesn't even work.
	Well, that's not good.
	That's awesome.
	How can we vote?
	Let me go back to the Book of Knowledge.
	Maybe if I go to the...
	No, it's just a blank page.
	Yeah.
	But if you go to the Book of Knowledge, that's the one.
	Wow, this is seriously broken.
	They've already been hacked by Anonymous.
	And when you type in Eurovision.com at Jumpstead.tv.
	Yeah.
	Maybe I can get the...
	It's because they won't let it go into the USA. That's what I would guess.
	Really?
	That makes no sense.
	Let me see.
	What does the Book of Knowledge have?
	When is it being broadcast?
	And let's see where from.
	57th annual Baku, Azerbaijan.
	You're right.
	Azerbaijan.
	Who's in it this year?
	Who cares?
	Okay.
	You know we always play the winner, though.
	We love playing the winner.
	No, we don't.
	We love playing the winner.
	We, white man.
	The winner is awesome.
	Come on.
	So I do have kind of a crackpot-y thing.
	You've probably seen the articles about people saying that the Situation Room picture was photoshopped, that Obama was photoshopped in.
	I've heard that, yeah.
	So there's another picture.
	Which, they get these pictures right off of the White House Flickr feed, apparently.
	And it's on AmericanThinker.com.
	And the link's in the show notes under Scampaign, 411.nashownotes.com.
	And I have to say, they really got something here, where they photoshopped Obama's head under this big body, but he looks kind of like that shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice.
	You know which one I mean?
	It's really funny.
	But it's obvious there's legs sticking out under his arm.
	It's like the whole thing.
	I have to say, I think these guys might be on to something with this.
	A chunk of his ear is missing.
	They're really doing quite a...
	They're looking at reflections that don't match.
	This is better than the moon landing stuff in my book.
	It's really, really good.
	Send me a link.
	Where's it going to be?
	On a scampaign?
	I'll look it up.
	Yeah, on a scampaign.
	It's worthy of following.
	And I think we should keep looking at those Flickr pictures that come out.
	Okay.
	I'll definitely put it on my follow list.
	I wouldn't put it past them.
	So, you know, the last show you were talking about the ludicrous commentary about gays being, you know, kind of shooed away from the media and all that kind of stuff.
	And you pointed out that American Family...
	What's the name of that show?
	Family, whatever the heck it is.
	American Family.
	American Family is just gay.
	Yeah.
	And everything's just the opposite of anything.
	And I have to say...
	It's actually more than gay if you play this pathetic ABC teaser that promotes the final episode.
	Wednesday, it's the season finale of TV's best comedy.
	Good news!
	And this one really delivers.
	I kept it as long as I could.
	We're having a baby!
	ABC's Modern Family season finale, Wednesday, 9, 8 central on ABC. If that doesn't prove that America is extremely pro-gay and very cool, I don't know why.
	You know, we're cool that way.
	And we just get a bad rap, and I don't know why.
	Well, it's just a misuse, I guess.
	But, you know, so far, so good.
	We got a ways to go.
	But, yeah, we need more lesbian, though.
	They never do lesbians right.
	You know what I mean?
	We had the L word and stuff, but it wasn't good.
	No, it wasn't entertaining.
	No.
	That was the problem.
	Modern family is very entertaining.
	And I find it tedious.
	Well, Mickey watches it.
	I like dramas.
	Have you seen the new Betty White show?
	Now, that's an interesting show, and I only caught it for the first time yesterday.
	No, is that the one where she punks old people?
	What was that?
	Yeah, no, it's old people.
	A bunch of old people.
	Old actresses and actors, actually.
	And they go out into the street and they punk kids.
	Oh, they...
	Like, there's one, and there's two old ladies come around.
	This guy who's eating, he's out in Venice Beach, just sitting there mining his own business.
	And she says, hey, you're kind of hot.
	And then they go back and forth, and this guy's, like, kind of embarrassed.
	And she says, it leads up to her saying, you want to do a threesome?
	It's like these two really old ladies.
	And she said, you never had, like, a senior citizen sandwich?
	And just the guy doesn't know what to do.
	Really?
	I'm starting to get worried about you.
	Yeah.
	It's a little concerning.
	It's very funny.
	I'm still waiting for some news on...
	It's basically Candid Camera.
	Well, everything is the same.
	We've got talent shows.
	It's all the same thing.
	No, it's all old stuff.
	We haven't had a new...
	This is Your Life and Queen for a Day.
	That's what I'm waiting for.
	We could probably do a remake of something like that and be very successful with it.
	Well, This Is Your Life was always the most humiliating show.
	Yeah.
	And I don't even know why it went off the air, but it needs to be brought to modern kind of production value.
	That's what's happened with American Idol.
	It's essentially Ted Maxx amateur hour taken to the extreme.
	I know how to do it.
	I know how to do it.
	It's so obvious.
	So the way it was is it would get sprung upon you, right?
	You'd be somewhere.
	Yeah, you'd be in the audience of some other show, which was bogus.
	You know, some show they were doing, some phony show.
	Or a restaurant or somewhere else.
	And then who was the host of This Is Your Life?
	Who was that?
	Edwards.
	Something Edwards.
	John Edwards?
	Not John.
	That's the other guy.
	Somebody.
	I think it was someone Edwards.
	I can look it up.
	All right.
	Keep going.
	Anyway, so they dropped the bomb on you and said, this is your life.
	And then you'd go up and sit in a big chair.
	Ralph Edwards.
	And then they would humiliate you with stories about you.
	When a kid, your mom would come out and tell some anecdote about you being an idiot and falling off the tree or something.
	And then your girlfriends would show up and your buddies.
	And it would just be one thing after another.
	And it was very funny.
	I have a great way to do this.
	First of all, let's see if we can get the opening.
	Ralph Edwards did this.
	Ralph Edwards.
	Ralph Edwards, yeah.
	From 1952 to 1961, it had a nine-year run, which isn't too bad.
	Let's see, what is this?
	The Bee Gees, This Is Your Life, really?
	It's how they trick people that's really good.
	Oh, I love you so much.
	All right, so the Bee Gees are in the studio, and then Ralph Edwards comes in and says, this is your life!
	And then you have to go on the freaking show.
	So here's how it works.
	You nominate someone to be on the...
	We've got to have a better name.
	This is your life.
	This is your cyber life, we'll call it.
	And you steal the person's Facebook password.
	And we go in and then...
	Think about how genius this is.
	You can invite all these douchebag friends, right?
	It'd be very embarrassing because, of course, no one knows that you've been friending and sexting with some high school sweetheart and chatting her up.
	You get her.
	And then you get all the pictures, all the stupid pictures that people put on Facebook thinking they're private.
	This is a great show, John.
	I would watch it, but that show can't be produced.
	Never say never.
	You'd get sued the first show and you'd be spending all your time in court.
	Alright.
	I don't know how you could do it.
	The other one was, which was, I think also, it was Ralph Edwards or somebody like him.
	It was a show called Queen for a Day.
	And they'd find these pathetic people that were just down and out, basically.
	And they would put them in, you know, surprise them the same way, same basic formula.
	Surprise them.
	Hello!
	And then they'd put them in a chair that she'd be queen for a day.
	And she knew what the show was.
	Everybody did.
	And she'd start screaming at the top of her lungs and shaking like a leaf.
	And then they would start bringing out gifts.
	Here's the modern version.
	Queen for a day.
	So you're sitting there, John.
	And we come out and say, you're queen for a day.
	We put an orange ball in your mouth.
	And then three dudes in leather come out.
	Yeah.
	It would be a sub for a day.
	All right.
	You've got an end of show.
	That would be another lawsuit waiting to happen.
	Your ideas are just essentially litigious.
	I like my Facebook idea.
	I think we can really do something with that.
	No.
	Why not?
	I think you've got to model it after the original show.
	You can't make it a cyber show.
	Because it's against the law, I believe, what you're describing.
	People won't care.
	Alright, wind me up with something uplifting and then we've got your end of show clip about...
	What was it about again?
	It's about the neo-aristocrats.
	Deciding to kill everybody and...
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, that.
	Oh, yeah.
	The killing of people, right.
	For sterilization of everybody.
	That's usually how we end up.
	But give me something else.
	You've got all kinds of stuff here still.
	What is all this stuff?
	Well, I'm going to have to reload it.
	Okay, we've got the end of show.
	We've got that.
	Good morning, America.
	We've got that.
	All these have been done.
	Oh, this is kind of interesting.
	So some idiots...
	Oh, wait, let's skip this one.
	The one that's more interesting is life's...
	I think this is going to be a big deal.
	Live...
	And it's called live streamers.
	And they're being referred to as live streamers.
	Also been a key...
	Do I play?
	Give me one more second.
	Alright.
	So the live streamers are guys who are just...
	And you know these guys.
	We actually know some of these people personally.
	They're people who have gotten carried away...
	With, you know, getting their phone hooked to the U.S. stream.
	Oh, Scoble.
	Scoble.
	Scoble.
	Well, he doesn't do his money.
	He does a lot of live, now that you mention it.
	Google Hangouts.
	But Scoble's the model for this.
	They're just filming everything, and it's driving the police crazy.
	And this is what happened up at the G20. Also been accused of targeting independent media activists who have been streaming the protests live over the Internet.
	On Saturday night, police detained three live streamers at gunpoint.
	Luke Rutkowski of WeAreChanged.org described what happened.
	A large number of police vehicles, undercover vehicles, CPD vehicles, three white shirt lieutenants pulled up right in front of us.
	Guns were drawn, screaming at us to get our hands up.
	Hands up!
	We're being raided right now.
	For those that are watching, we are being raided by the CPD as we speak.
	I immediately took my hands out, but with a cell phone in one hand.
	I was recording the whole thing on Ustream with officers coming up to us with guns pointed, and they were screaming, it's just a cell phone, don't shoot.
	They repeated that about five times.
	They took my cell phone, threw it on the roof, took us out of the car, put us in handcuffs, asked us some questions.
	You got the boot!
	We took down all of our information, started banging our hard drives, our camera equipment, our batteries.
	I think one of our hard drives may be destroyed from the banging that the officers did to it.
	I was talking to one of the lieutenants.
	And he said, we're just looking for a vehicle that's similar to this.
	We drive 99 Lexus with New Mexico plates.
	I don't think there's many New Mexico plates here in Chicago, especially matching that description of that vehicle.
	And when he said that, he looked down when I was making eye contact and started laughing.
	Yeah, I think this is a very good development.
	I think the streaming stuff is good.
	I have two things set up on my phone.
	I have a recorder, which I can turn on just audio, and it'll record even when the screen is locked.
	Yeah, I have that too.
	Yeah, and you know I'll be using it.
	Very handy, especially in negotiations.
	Especially with blackmailing, as we do.
	And I think the streaming thing is good because it's basically recorded on a remote server.
	The problem is we need basically a no-agenda streaming service so that it can be recorded, not in a place where the cops can go subpoena it easily.
	Because if they subpoena a U.S. stream, it'll be gone in seconds.
	They'll just delete that stuff.
	Yeah, we need some overseas server that, you know, is harder to get.
	Yeah, they arrested 39,000 people in Chicago.
	Yeah, it's unbelievable.
	No, it's not unbelievable.
	Why did they even do this?
	You know what it was?
	It was a payoff, the whole thing.
	It was just a big payoff.
	It was like, what are we going to do to get the Chicagoans on our side for the next election?
	It's like, well, let's get the police a lot of overtime.
	Like, double it up.
	Whatever they're making, they'll make twice as much.
	You think that was the entire reason for it, is just to put more money in the public coffers?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Really.
	Why not?
	There's no reason to do this event in Chicago unless you know this is going to happen.
	The Chicago natives were not very happy, that's for sure.
	They don't care.
	That's too bad.
	The police department needs to get their payoff.
	That's too bad.
	It's the most corrupt police department in the country.
	That's just too bad, he says.
	That's just too bad.
	Well, anyway, I don't know if we...
	It's getting harder and harder to...
	It's actually, it's interesting.
	We're in an interesting conundrum.
	Whereas you pointed out quite astutely that there is no news left.
	I mean, look at CNN. Mickey and I usually play this game, Call It is the name of the game.
	And in the morning say, Call It.
	And then you have to call what CNN has as a story the minute you turn on the television.
	And, you know, it's just getting harder and harder to play because I don't keep up with all the movies.
	That's funny because we play a game at the house called Tits or No Tits.
	Oh, tell me.
	Maybe this is a better game for us.
	How does that work?
	You're going through the menu and you see Cinemax.
	It's usually after 10 o'clock and you look for an NR, which means not rated.
	That means it's a titty movie.
	And then you make a prediction.
	If you turn it on right at that moment, will you see tits or will you not see tits?
	And almost every time you see tits, it's amazing.
	I think we can do this with news channels too.
	Maybe.
	Yeah, you can just say tits or no tits.
	Legs or no legs in the case of Fox.
	Anyway, so we play this game, and you can't play the game anymore because there is no news.
	There's just zero, absolute zero news on.
	It's all entertainment stuff.
	You know, you turn it on this morning.
	It was about Snooki.
	I'm like, okay, that was CNN. They just move around.
	And maybe they have a thing about Romney, you know, whatever.
	There literally is no news.
	And so what do we focus on?
	We can't even figure out what they're being indoctrinated with anything.
	So we just have to kind of create our own newscast here and come up with stuff we think is important.
	Yeah.
	It's kind of pathetic.
	But I enjoy it.
	Noagendanewsnetwork.com is a great place to help us out.
	That is a great river of news that gives you news from all around Gitmo Nation.
	You can participate really simply just by getting a blog and then posting the RSS feed.
	There's a button at the top menu there.
	Please don't put Infowars.com in there.
	I have to remove that twice a day.
	That's not what we're looking for.
	People can go to Infowars.com if they want that.
	We want people, producers.
	Coming up with good stuff.
	Producers going out and finding things, writing about it, sending links, whatever it is.
	But don't just put in other aggregators.
	That's not the point.
	But help us out.
	We definitely need some help in finding the stuff that you want us to report on.
	I think our Law of the Sea Treaty is done.
	I think we're good on that.
	We'll just have to wait for the vote.
	So the end of the show clip will be this woman, Dr.
	Rima Laibao, who is somewhat controversial.
	Some people think she's full of crap, but she's an anti-codex elementarius, and she does exaggerate, I think, sometimes.
	But this is actually an interesting anecdote.
	She used to run a clinic for rich people, and I guess somebody, I can't guess who she's talking about, because she won't say, but I think it may be, well, I don't know, we'll try to figure it out, maybe we'll talk about it on the next show.
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	And people from around the world would come to us hoping that we could do things that nobody else could do to help them.
	And generally we could.
	So we had a head of state who was our patient.
	No, it was not the Queen of England.
	And no, we will not tell you who it was because she deserves privacy too.
	So, one day, this very pleasant chatty lady said, you know, it's almost time for the great culling, C-U-L-L-I-N-G, the great culling to begin.
	I said, what?
	What are you talking about?
	She said, you know, the culling of the useless eaters.
	And I said, the what?
	Because I had heard of things like the Trilateral Commission and the Illuminati, but I had never heard the term useless eaters.
	I said, who are the useless eaters?
	She said, everyone who is consuming Our non-renewable natural resources.
	And I said, always the splinter under the fingernail of the establishment, I said, did it ever occur to you that you are consuming the non-renewable resources of those people?
	And she said, no, I never thought about it like that.
	I said, well, think about it.
	She said, that's interesting, but I don't believe it.
	I said, well, who are you?
	She said, we are the neo-aristocrats.
	We are the people at the top of the pyramid.
	Around us will be our servants, and around them our technicians, and we only need 10% of the population.
	And I said to myself, this lady is truly bonkers.
	I don't care what throne she sits on, she's a nut job.
	And I went and did some research.
	And I discovered, yes, she is crazy, but so are all the people in her world who believe precisely the same thing.
	Since 1974, The World Health Organization, not your friend, the World Health Organization has had a commission to develop and deploy vaccinations to permanently end the fertility of the women who receive the vaccines.
	And they were convicted in the Philippines of involuntarily sterilizing more than three million women there.
	No one knows how many women they sterilized.
	In Africa, the smallpox eradication program Involuntarily...
	Oh, it was designed in writing, and I have the documents, to, and I quote, eliminate 150 million excess sub-Saharan Africans.
	That's just one small part of it.
	The H1N1 vaccine...
	With squalene, designed to create permanent, irreversible infertility, which is why pregnant women and children all over the world were supposed to get it first.
	This is real.
	This is ongoing.
	And as promised, David, this one's for you.
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