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	You need a very expensive blasting cap.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, March 1st, 2012.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 387.
	This is No Agenda.
	This is No Agenda.
	We have no videotapes of Obama here at Camp Wofo, in the capital of the drone star state known as Austin, Texas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from Northern Silicon Whistle, I'm John C. Thank you!
	Hey, hey, I don't know what you're going to do there.
	You got to let me say Dvorak is the cue, not John C. Whistle.
	Well, do you want to do over, or?
	Ah, it's okay.
	John C. Whistle.
	Well, now that David Letterman has stolen your gig, which is just ridiculous.
	I'm going to have to get another instrument.
	Yeah.
	There's not that many good instruments like the slide whistle.
	I mean, I could play the piccolo, but it's not as funny.
	I like the...
	What's that thing you spin?
	The ratchet?
	Oh, yeah.
	I got one of those.
	You got one of those?
	Handy?
	Handy?
	Well, if you can wait one second.
	One.
	Squirrel!
	Hey, citizen.
	Two.
	That really wasn't worth it.
	Really, it's not worth it.
	Hello?
	Oh, God.
	All right.
	I swear I have one of them.
	I don't know where it went, but I do have this.
	I found this over there.
	Okay.
	Oldie but a goodie.
	That's going to replace the slide whistle.
	Screw it.
	Stick with the slide whistle.
	I like the slide whistle better.
	Hey man, so you saw the news, huh?
	Yeah, I guess Santorum has a donor named Foster Freeze.
	No, they're killing people.
	Did you know that?
	They're killing people.
	You think that Breitbart was killed?
	Are you kidding me?
	Of course he was killed.
	Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight.
	Isn't walking down the street and then dropping dead a natural cause?
	Well, that is, you know, dying of curare is a natural cause.
	He's just poisoned.
	So everything is a natural cause if you think about it.
	Yeah, well, I know why he was killed.
	It wasn't because of Wiener?
	Well, I thought of that first.
	I'm like, oh man, he never should have gotten onto Hillary's ass.
	Yeah.
	You know, that's bad.
	Problematic.
	Because Hillary will drone you in a second.
	No, this is what he said at the most recent CPAC. Did you catch this?
	Okay, here we go.
	That was over.
	That was the end of the Democratic Party, and after the 2010 election cycle, DLC went under.
	It's over.
	There's no such thing as a moderate Democrat.
	And so what do we get now in Barack Obama?
	Well, I've got videos, by the way.
	This election, we're going to vet him.
	I've got videos.
	This election, we're going to vet him.
	From his college days to show you...
	Dude.
	That's why I have no videos.
	By the way, moon bases are great.
	If you're going to do anything, you don't announce it, then do it.
	You do it.
	I'm telling you, the guy's 43 natural causes.
	Look, now they're actually killing people like us.
	You don't have any videos.
	No, but listen, I'm buying some more guns today.
	The guns aren't going to help.
	And booby traps.
	I don't know.
	Booby traps.
	Booby trap the house.
	Booby traps.
	Just stay away from me.
	No, this...
	Dude, I am telling you.
	Dude?
	Dude.
	Look, they kill anybody.
	You know that these people kill.
	You know they killed their biggest Democratic supporter because he figured out that something was weird with Obama.
	Killed him.
	They would have killed fun.
	He had some videotape.
	Where's the videotape now?
	Well, now we'll never see the videotape.
	Look, if I had the videotape, I'd be like burning it right now.
	I'd be like, John, I'll be right there.
	Hold on a second.
	I gotta burn the videotape.
	No, no, no.
	Remember they were preparing for this?
	They were preparing for some news to come out.
	They were talking about, oh, well, you know.
	We talked about that a couple episodes ago.
	Yeah, I don't know what it is, though.
	I have no idea.
	Well, it's just one of those things.
	Besides the two Obamas or maybe he's a robot.
	It doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	A guy like Andrew Breitbart is just highly suspicious.
	He did a lot of damage with Acorn.
	He really understood where the bodies were buried.
	You know he was the son-in-law of Orson Bean, the comic?
	I do not know Orson Bean, the comic.
	Yeah, very famous cowboy.
	Orson Bean, the comic, is old now.
	He's like 86 or something like that.
	He outlived his grandson.
	You know, his son-in-law.
	Whatever.
	And, yeah, by double his age, I guess.
	And, yeah, he was quoted in one of the news reports, and it said Orson Bean.
	I said, well, how many people named Orson Bean?
	But notice what they're saying.
	They're saying the horror media is saying blogger Andrew Breitbart.
	The guy was like, you know, he was a, if anything, you could call him pundit or researcher or anything, but it's a very clear message.
	Hey, bloggers.
	Hey, bloggers.
	Hey, citizen.
	You got any videos?
	Better shut up.
	Yeah, I'm actually looking at the Twitter, and I see here, conservative blogger.
	People keep referring him to conservative blogger.
	They just, not conservative.
	Chat room, chat room.
	XMTVVJ found dead in Austin gay bathhouse.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's exactly how it's going to go down.
	I'm telling you.
	Gay bathhouse.
	Pictures too lewd to show on the news.
	Thanks, Klaatu.
	Screw you.
	Yeah, conservative blogger.
	This is the meme.
	It's set.
	Hey, blogger.
	You're not thinking of blogging anything, are you?
	Because that's not good, because we'll kill you.
	There's a lot of killing going on.
	I got a jingle for my new work, John, which I'd like to share with you.
	Hit it.
	I couldn't understand a word it was.
	Follow the pipes.
	Oh, the pipes.
	Follow the pipes.
	Play it again.
	Hold on a second.
	Oops.
	Follow the pipes.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we can do better, but I'm happy with anything we get here.
	You know, it's like some guys die when they're 43.
	There's a nice little thingy in there.
	For some reason, I don't know why I couldn't pick up the pipes thing.
	I'm not used to listening to Mexican radio.
	Wow, man.
	I'm not quite sure where to start unless you want to start with something because I got a lot of stuff.
	So do you, by the way.
	I'm just looking at your clips.
	You're loaded.
	I have too many clips.
	Yeah.
	But there's some funny ones.
	Oh, let's start with something.
	You want to do the quick Oscar rundown quickly?
	No.
	Because we're not going to talk much about it, I don't think.
	Why do I want to talk about the Oscars?
	Well, because there was one little thing in there that I think was interesting because it was one of the memes we picked up on, or I picked up on the last show, and then you immediately saw what was going on.
	But tell me what you think is peculiar about the Billy Crystal being funny at the Oscars clip.
	A dark knight, an American psycho, a charismatic crack addict, you'll get to choose one on Super Tuesday.
	But right now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Academy Award winner, and be careful, you're in his eyeline, Christian Bale.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	Well, did you hear the interesting little aspect of that?
	You listed three.
	Oh yeah, of course.
	This is not new.
	I'm already over it.
	There are only three.
	The big new Brzezinski was interviewed on Fareed Zakaria on his GPS show.
	The audio is too crappy to play.
	Someone sent it to me.
	Same thing.
	He's like, oh, we got a guy who's trying to hide his money.
	We got another guy who's a whack job, a religious nut.
	And then we got another guy who used to be Speaker of the House and is insane.
	And that's it.
	Now it's just like Ron Paul doesn't even exist.
	Well, what's new about that?
	Yeah, and then I see...
	It's just the way they're doing it now is like, wait a minute.
	Well, I love John King's little map.
	He has this new system where he taps on a state and he says, okay, now this state...
	And the line of state, and if we do this and that, he's like a maniac.
	No, he's just coked out.
	But then at the bottom, you see Ron Paul should consistently be the second on the list with the delegates.
	But he's at the bottom of the list.
	It's Romney, Santorum, Gingrich, Paul.
	And Paul's number is like 180, which would be above Santorum when he clicks on a state.
	But it's...
	It's what it is.
	Either people will come out and vote for the liberty they deserve or not.
	Oh, they're not going to vote for it.
	Maybe not.
	So this thing, North Korea cracked me up.
	This really, really cracked me up.
	And I was following the pipes on this one.
	So Lucifer comes out, her Departement d'Estatement.
	And hey, hold the presses.
	We got good news.
	We're working with Kim Jong-un.
	And we're going to send him food.
	And the crazy thing is, if you actually read the stories, we're not going to send them grain or wheat.
	No, we're sending them biscuits.
	And energy bars.
	Yeah, essentially.
	Literally.
	No, that's what it says.
	Energy bars.
	Every story.
	Energy bars.
	Really?
	I guess we're overloaded by energy bars.
	We've got too many energy bars.
	Send us them five hours.
	So I'm like, okay, what happened that all of a sudden, now we've got this thing cooking?
	What's happening?
	And this is...
	It'll go in a little crazy direction, but I'm not that crazy, I don't think.
	So the Russians in November, they had actually done a deal with the UN's daddy, Kim Jong-il, to run the Vladivostok pipeline.
	And people, please get your maps out.
	Take a look at where Russia is, where Vladivostok is in relation to North Korea.
	So the idea is to run the pipeline, which is what this has always been about, because South Korea needs gas.
	They need natural gas.
	So Kim Jong-il had set the deal, pipeline from Vladivostok to North Korea to South Korea.
	And then from South Korea, it's just a hop, skip and a jump to a brand new market that has come out.
	Do you know what the market this is, John?
	No, I don't.
	This is Japan.
	It's not a brand new market.
	Oh, it is now because of the nukes.
	Exactly.
	So we need to pump some gas over there.
	They need gas big time because the nuclear facilities are all offline and they need electricity.
	So this is a real problem.
	So Kim Jong Il, Un's daddy-o, he cut the deal with Dmitry Medvedev, who I didn't, I don't know if you knew this, but he used to be the CEO of Gazprom.
	I didn't know that, actually.
	Yeah, but just to put it in context, it's interesting to note.
	So he cuts the deal, and then Kim Jong-il dies.
	Inconvenient, of course, but you've got to think, who doesn't want the Russians to really succeed at anything?
	Well, that would be us.
	Yeah, Lucifer, of course, is the United States.
	We don't want them taking over North Korea.
	This is what...
	North Korea has always been this whole problem about China and Russia.
	So we don't want that.
	So then Un, who just is a dope with a bad haircut, he's like, oh, okay.
	Oh, that's good.
	I'll take that.
	So he says, yeah, this is good.
	And I have all these stories here.
	Let's see.
	Gazprom meeting with officials to push forward Vladivostok's liquefied natural gas project.
	This is from, this is all just two months ago.
	So, of course, this is heating up, and then we've got to stop that.
	So what do we do?
	We block it, and we say, no, that's not happening because we're giving them food, and so we're going to get back to the nuclear talks.
	Like, oh, this is really important, the nuclear talks.
	So Uncle Don is on PBS last night.
	He's on what show?
	NewsHour.
	Oh.
	Yeah, so Uncle Don's on NewsHour.
	This is my Uncle Don, former security advisor.
	Word for the government.
	No, we could say it.
	Yeah, Uncle Don.
	You can look him up on the Wikipedia and find everything you need to know about him.
	A lot of pages on Uncle Don.
	And so he's on the NewsHour.
	And I think, you know, Uncle Don is now 86.
	Same age as Orson Bean.
	That's right.
	And I'm not dead yet.
	Well, you're not 43.
	No.
	I think I have protection.
	I'll tell you why in a minute.
	So, Uncle Don's on the NewsHour.
	So, he's in New York in the studio.
	And they have this woman from Georgetown University.
	And I swear to God, she must be a Russian asset.
	Because everything Uncle Don says, she's like, no.
	No, this is nothing.
	This ain't no good.
	This is a step backwards.
	Oh, I missed this.
	I needed to see that.
	Did you tape anything?
	It's online.
	It's in the show notes, 387.nashownotes.com.
	Then Uncle Don let something slip, which I was like, huh?
	And he fumbled for words.
	I'm like, maybe he wasn't supposed to say that, or I don't know.
	Probably not.
	What was it?
	Well, I'm going to play it for you.
	So the clue here is that, you know, everyone's saying, oh, this is great because we have the six-party talks.
	The six-party talks are Russia, North Korea, South Korea, Japan, the United States, and the Chinas.
	And they're all saying it's about nuclear weapons.
	Well, this is very interesting when you listen to what Uncle Don says about North Korea's nukes.
	North Korean statement.
	This is that woman, by the way.
	And I got irked just because of my Uncle Don.
	I'm like, stop!
	No!
	No!
	Go away, you!
	I don't like you!
	Uncle Don is good!
	Which is quite different from the U.S. statement issued today.
	On whether or not that even brings us back to where the Six-Party Talk stalled in October 2008.
	It does not specifically state plutonium, which is the problem with the actual nuclear weapons they have today.
	And in fact, Ambassador Greg, as we understand it, the North Korean statement did mention uranium, it didn't mention plutonium.
	What's the significance of that?
	Well, that's very significant because the nuclear weapons they have produced have been produced through plutonium, not uranium.
	Oh!
	I'm like, really?
	That's significant?
	Why?
	Well, because plutonium nuclear weapons, from what I've been able to, and I am not a nuclear physicist, they're lame.
	Plutonium nukes are instable.
	They're great for dirty bombs, but they're like ladyfingers compared to a uranium-based nuclear weapon.
	Do you have any expertise in this field, John?
	No, not necessarily, but I've never heard this particular analysis before.
	I'll have to look into it.
	Well, for him to say, hey, this is very significant because it's plutonium.
	It's not uranium, it's plutonium.
	And I guess a plutonium explosion is an implosion, and it's very hard.
	This is what I think the fat boy was.
	Was that Hiroshima?
	Fat Boy?
	Or was that Nagasaki?
	One of the two.
	Yeah, okay.
	And, you know, it's very difficult.
	And you can only basically blow up, you know, one city.
	You can't, like, nuke out a whole country.
	It's just not a good bomb from everything I can read.
	That's the gist of it.
	And so it's clear from what Ambassador Davis...
	See, I think he's now...
	He's like, oh, I don't know why I said that.
	Davis has said that our goal is to get at Denuclearization of North Korea.
	But these steps are in the right direction.
	And I would suggest to Balbina and others who are so deeply skeptical that we stop looking backward to where we have been, but let's look forward to where we can go.
	And what has been agreed to in Beijing sets a very clear path toward preliminary steps that can lay the basis for significant negotiations on denuclearization in the future.
	But that's going to take time.
	It isn't going to happen immediately because there are decades of mistrust between our two countries that we have to overcome.
	So now Uncle Don was ambassador to South Korea amongst many other things.
	So he knows the region and I'm convinced he's obviously still...
	If not in the agencies, he's in the loop.
	So I send him an email.
	I say, Uncle Don, man, first of all, you look great.
	He looks like 60.
	He doesn't look 86 at all.
	And I say, you know, great seeing what you had to say, but what up with that woman?
	Knowing what Gazprom's plans are with the pipeline, what was she, a Russian asset?
	So this morning I got an email back.
	Thanks, Adam.
	Gee, I often think of you and Mickey there in Austin and how my Aunt Leah was on the faculty at UT. By the way, one of my best friends, Bobby...
	What's his name?
	Inman?
	Yeah.
	Bobby Inman is in Austin.
	I'm like, Bobby Inman, who's that?
	Hello, Bobby Ray Inman?
	Yeah, he's very famous.
	This guy was like deputy director of the CIA, NSA. So I don't know if Uncle Don's sending me a message or not.
	But duh.
	I think the message is, find him, see cover.
	I don't know what it is, but he's like completely...
	I want you to go have a beer with the guy.
	Which is exactly what I emailed back.
	He said, send me Bobby Ray's number.
	I'm going to go have a beer with him for sure.
	And so Bobby Ray Inman, I mean, this guy is, he's huge.
	I mean, when you look at his resume.
	So he completely ignored my question, which I think means, go talk to Bobby Ray, and he might get some answers.
	That's too funny.
	Cool, though, right?
	Yeah, well, definitely.
	You can go have a little chat with Bobby Ray.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Me and Bobby Ray are going to be best buds.
	So then I come across this YouTube video from Russia.
	You know, Inman was born in Texas.
	He's from Ronesboro.
	Oh, yeah.
	So it makes sense that he moved back there.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, and he ran a whole bunch of big companies later.
	He was an admiral in the Navy first, and then he retired...
	It's interesting.
	He started off as Director of Naval Intelligence, and he went to the DIA. Right.
	And then he became Director of the National Security Agency.
	And then he went to the CIA. So this guy knows everything.
	He has massive credits.
	He's going to be my drinking buddy.
	Bobby Ray.
	You hope.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, he's going to be my drinking buddy.
	Can I say who?
	Who?
	Yeah.
	Hey, come on in, son.
	Oh, I'm sorry, man.
	I didn't know you were Uncle Dom as a kid.
	So the Russians are really pushing back, and Putin warned against putting too much pressure on North Korea, saying that its nuclear status is unacceptable for Russia, but that efforts to test the strength of the new leader are impermissible.
	In other words, back off, Lucifer, Clinton.
	Get out of my way.
	You've got to stop that.
	So...
	Here's where it gets a little crazy, but I find this, and I'm going to presume that the translation is correct.
	Vladimir Volkovich Zhehrinovsky.
	Who is now a politician, but was Colonel of the Russian Army, founder and leader of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia, Vice Chairman of the State Duma, and member of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe.
	And he's being interviewed on Russian television.
	I will play his audio in the background.
	And here's the translation.
	What remains is Russia possessing orbital launch capability space power.
	Russia with lots of money, resources and weapons that no one knows about them yet.
	With them, we will destroy any part of the planet within 15 minutes.
	Not an explosion, not a ray burst, not some kind of laser, not a lightning, no, but a quiet and peaceful weapon.
	Whole continents will be put to sleep forever, and that's all you will have to dig in the wreckage and debris of your buildings, and all of you, 120 million, will die.
	If you'll ever demand the curlies from us, corrals from us, so goes for the rest of the world.
	Everyone should be thinking about the future, about the future of everyone.
	You should start thinking about that.
	And then he goes to yell about the Georgian dude, Shakasvili, and he says, Hey, do you remember what happened to Fukushima?
	Remember that?
	Be careful, Shakasvili.
	So he's talking to the Taiten guy from Georgia.
	Or there might be another tsunami on the other side of the planet in the Caucasus.
	That would be for you.
	That's what this guy is saying.
	And just listening to the audio, it sounds like the translation is fair.
	So how about this for a setup?
	Russia needs to start exporting.
	They need to sell gas other places than to Europe, and they're slowly getting closed off.
	Of course, we have the Leviathan field now in Israel, and it looks like we've got the U.S. obviously coming in to help the Cypriots and, again, move everything, the Israeli gas, move it through Greece, through Italy, and they're really trying to block all these Russian Gazprom pipelines.
	Coincidentally, the U.S. all of a sudden turns on the anti-missile radar facility in Turkey, which is exactly where all the Russian pipelines run through.
	So I think there's a lot of posturing going on.
	Maybe the Russians use this phenomenal weapon to create the new market in Japan.
	Yeah.
	Is that the second half of the show?
	No, it's not the second half of the show.
	Normally that is the second half of the show, but to have this guy saying it like that, and to have all these things heating up at the very same time...
	It is pretty...
	Oh, did I lose you?
	I don't know, did you?
	Yeah, for a second.
	You said it was pretty suspicious, is what you were going to say?
	Hello?
	No, it depends on the credibility of this character.
	Right.
	Right.
	Well, one thing's for sure.
	There's a fight going on.
	And North Korea is very important.
	And the Russians only want to just complete that pipeline to get their gas down to South Korea and to Japan.
	That's an obvious given.
	And you just go back and you see all this was heating up two months ago.
	Then all of a sudden we're going to send them energy bars?
	Yeah.
	Maybe Kim Jong-un is just such an idiot that he likes energy bars.
	No, no.
	I think that they're just screwing with him with the energy bars.
	They don't want to really make it look like they're doing anything.
	I don't know what the point of the energy bars thing is.
	I think Un is pretty cosmopolitan, to be honest about it.
	He spent most of his time in Paris, so he knows what's wrong.
	So I'm not completely buying the fact that it's just because he's kind of chubby that he's an idiot.
	There was one interesting tidbit I picked up on the BBC had some guy in Singapore that was just a weirdo.
	I don't know how he was picking a lot of weird stories, including the bear bile farming story, which I never heard of.
	But they did bring out one story on North Korea that I thought was a little odd.
	Play the crazy BBC story about North Korea.
	And Lucy, there are reports that North Korea is loosening its border controls, allowing North Koreans to cross the border to China, but they have to bring back a ton of food.
	That's right.
	This is quite a complicated story.
	Obviously, North Koreans have never found it very easy to leave their country.
	And this loosening of controls applies to people who have relatives in China.
	They've always been able to get official permits to cross into China for short periods, but they haven't been easy to obtain.
	And in the past, I'm told by a North Korean here in Seoul who has links to that area, that they were asked to bring back two and a half tonnes of food.
	Now, if these reports are true and that amount has gone down to one tonne, that does indicate that North Korea is perhaps very keen indeed to get more food into the country.
	Why is less clear?
	Because Kim Jong-un wants his energy bars.
	It's obvious.
	Let me get this straight.
	It's obvious.
	So I take a permit out.
	I go to see my uncle somewhere outside of China.
	And then I have to come back with...
	Energy bars.
	A ton.
	Two tons.
	Or 4,000 pounds.
	5,000 pounds of food.
	How do I get this 5,000?
	Do I have to bring a truck?
	Yeah.
	How do I move the 5,000 pounds of food?
	With your U-Haul.
	That story is weird.
	Yeah.
	So the food thing, to me, is just bogus.
	I think you're right.
	I think if there's a pipeline involved, which seems to be the theme for the last month, it's probably what it is.
	And it makes nothing but sense because the Japanese are hard up for...
	And you can gouge them.
	They're in a position to be gouged.
	They don't seem to care about it.
	Here's the report that kind of tipped me off.
	This is when Kim Jong-il and Medvedev met when he was still alive, just before he got killed on the train.
	Agreed in principle to lay a gas pipeline through North Korea to South Korea.
	According to insiders, the project is a tactical move by Russia, which finds itself in fierce competition with China.
	Russia has bickered with China over the export price of Siberian gas since 2008.
	Remember, that's when the talk stalled in 2008.
	And they reached a stalemate due to Chinese demands for a dramatic price cut.
	So Russia could now be attempting to pressure China by tapping South Korea and Japan as alternative markets for its natural gas.
	And if we know one thing...
	Right at the higher price, because the Japanese will pay anything.
	And we've got to jack up the price, exactly.
	The Japanese, by the way, as a culture, are not known for...
	Negotiating?
	No, they will negotiate, but they're not known for being cheap.
	You know, like some cultures, I don't know, India, for example.
	Like the Chiners.
	The cheap Chiners.
	The Chiners are always into making things as inexpensively as possible.
	Best price is their motto.
	And so they, if you can have the Japanese as a market, because they pay top, they're actually known for paying top dollars.
	Top bucks, yeah.
	There's a big difference between top dollar and best price.
	Yes.
	And so that's a great market if the Russians can pull that off.
	I can see why.
	And the Chinese will get shorted on the deal.
	But just think about...
	They're against it.
	Well, of course they're against it.
	In America, I think that we're just like, you know, we don't give a crap as long as we're in on the deal.
	Here, have an energy bar.
	I know what we got.
	We got them backed up in the warehouse.
	Send them to North Korea.
	Send in the...
	What are those bars called?
	What are they called?
	Luna bars.
	Cliff bar.
	No, Luna bar is better.
	A Luna bar.
	A Luna bar.
	There's some of those bars, by the way.
	Yeah.
	Luna bar.
	Are some of the worst tasting things imaginable.
	Yeah.
	And they're filled with soy.
	They make your brain shrink.
	Yeah, probably.
	Soy and acid.
	Make your stomach hurt and make your brain shrink.
	So to me, you know, we got to keep a sharp eye on this.
	Because one thing's for sure, the food thing is bull crap.
	Energy bars.
	Really.
	And I was like, well, we didn't want to send them healthy food because we were afraid.
	NPR actually had this report.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm just...
	It really irks me.
	Well, now actually I'm happy, because now I feel much happier knowing that it's all bullcrap.
	Listen to this piece of the NPR report about...
	In the transcript they say energy bars, they don't say it in the report, but listen to why they aren't sending healthy food.
	North Koreans wanted to have rice and grains, but U.S. officials feared that could just end up on banquet tables, so instead they're giving what they call nutritional assistance.
	Like energy bars.
	Banquet tables?
	Banquet tables, yeah.
	We don't want it ending up on...
	Maybe they're sending some sort of duck, a Rouen duck or something, but rice...
	Is it rice and beans?
	Rice and beans is what they wanted.
	They're going to end up on banquet.
	Oh, we finally eat tonight!
	Rice and beans!
	We got some beans, we got some rice at this great banquet.
	What a crotch.
	So now, Clinton's trip comes in...
	Bill Clinton's trip comes into perspective.
	When he went to go get those dootses?
	The two ding-ling and ding-dong?
	Yeah, that was the setup.
	That was the setup.
	Say, listen, man.
	Listen.
	When was that?
	That was probably right around the time when the Russians were first starting to crank up the pipeline conversations again.
	Give me a date.
	Give me a date.
	Well, it was before the...
	It was before Fukushima.
	No, it was before Fukushima.
	Who knows?
	Bill said, hey, hey, I got an idea.
	Remember them things, the harp things we put in place?
	I've got the page, she was actually on The View for a while.
	Ling Ling.
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah, Ling Ling.
	Her name is actually Lisa Ling.
	She is building a house in California, I think in, I don't know, somewhere north of San Francisco.
	That was featured on...
	Oh, I got the wrong with Ling Ling.
	It was featured on Amazing Homes or something.
	And it's this high-tech...
	I mean, it's got to be a $3 million home.
	High-tech, contemporary, full battery array in the basement.
	The whole house runs on batteries.
	And it's high design.
	Actually, some of it really quite beautiful.
	I'm like, where'd you get that money from, Ling Ling?
	The woman that got captured in North Korea?
	Yes!
	Yeah, hold on.
	Let me see.
	Ling's house.
	It's Laura Ling, which I think is this other woman's sister, which is curious in itself.
	Her name is Laura Ling?
	Yeah, Lisa Ling is the sister that was on The View.
	Oh, Laura Ling.
	Laura Ling.
	I got 322...
	Yeah, here it is.
	3-22-09 is when the story broke.
	Laura Ling and Una Lee detained in North Korea.
	So it's 3-22-09.
	So it was almost three years ago.
	So you have to see if you can track it.
	Oh, nine, right.
	So that was after 2008 when everything fell apart.
	That was the initial push.
	I'll find this house.
	It's hard because you use the word home or house and it's like...
	Yeah, you're doomed.
	Yeah, she's like, hey, I'm home.
	No, that's not what we were...
	I saw it on TV. I saw it on, you know, like building amazing homes or something.
	Someone will find it and send it and we'll drop it into the show notes.
	I find that peculiar.
	Well, I mean, I'm telling you, this is a $3 million house.
	It's beautiful.
	In California.
	So you know that the land is going to be outrageously expensive.
	Where'd she get that kind of money?
	I don't know.
	She's a journalist that floats around, you know, scantily clad in the hills over North Korea.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	She flew on Bill's jet.
	I know that.
	That's usually a good start towards fame and riches.
	Yeah, we could use a ride.
	Yeah, speaking of such, you know, I'm like, I did a lot of work, obviously, in the past couple days, and we came in light today, which is a little disappointing.
	I thought we were going to, you know, we were going to bring it up for February.
	But we do have some executive producers who we can thank, which is always nice.
	Yes, as a matter of fact, we do.
	And as soon as I open this book, I didn't have it open.
	Let me cover it for you.
	Okay.
	Well, we do have a couple of executive producers to thank.
	One executive producer and...
	Well, we'll make it two executive producers and one associate.
	Okay.
	Which is Alan Mock.
	In River Edge, New Jersey, 33333.
	Alan from River Edge, New Jersey says, long-time boner, first-time donor, could use a de-douching.
	Also, this donation is in honor of my son, Aiden, who turns three, hence the 3333 donation.
	He needs a karma shot, and also a MILF to his wife, who's about to pop out her second good one.
	Okay, so he's talking about...
	So Saturday is 3-3, which reminds me, this could be a great date for lucky 3-3-3 donations.
	Yeah, for people who are into the numerology, it's Saturday?
	Mm-hmm.
	Yeah, today is the first, second, third.
	Yeah, Saturday.
	Donate 3-3-3-3-3 on 3-3.
	Okay.
	I'm going to give him a de-douching, a MILF, and a karma as well?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, de-douching, MILF, and a karma.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma.
	There you go.
	Wow.
	You should just clip that.
	And just use that over and over again.
	You nailed it.
	I know.
	It's tight.
	Sometimes people want it in a different order.
	This show is live.
	All the stuff we do.
	All the elements are separate.
	There's no pre-production.
	A pod thing.
	iPod or whatever.
	Pod doodle.
	It's live to tape.
	A pod doodle.
	Shuttle experts in Chatswood, New South Wales, 312.
	John Genoveso is here from Sydney.
	Keep up the good work, guys.
	Don't listen to anybody who complains about your payment model.
	I think it's brilliant.
	Please send some karma as I'm trying to get a new job.
	I have an interview coming up.
	Absolutely.
	Here's your job, karma, my friend.
	You've got karma.
	I wonder if Shuttle Experts with an X-perts is an operation that sells that little shuttle computer, you know, that cute little computer that people like.
	The shuttle?
	I'm not familiar with the shuttle.
	It's an expensive little, extremely small box that's quite powerful.
	It's used a lot for people who do trade shows because you don't have to lug a bunch of heavy-duty crap.
	Shuttle.com?
	I don't know.
	It could be.
	Yeah.
	Let me see.
	Just type in Shuttle Computer into the Google and you'll come up with something.
	Sean Pulse said, meanwhile, in Middleton, Delaware, 23333, in the morning, John and Adam, you've kept me hooked since the Haitian earthquake by consistently uncovering what's really going on and backing it up with proof.
	Hell yeah!
	So I feel you deserve my contribution to keep up the commendable work.
	I'm including $200 for producership and 3333 to secure my podcast license.
	Yes.
	Okay, well that's got to be noted.
	I have a special request for a ringtone that could work for the slaves.
	Have Adam host Win Loser Drone to introduce the incoming caller to the show, then end with a slide whistle.
	What?
	I understand.
	How does the show work?
	Please give Carmen to my wife, Rachel, who's due to give birth to another upcoming baby, another no-agenda baby.
	I say revenue.
	Future revenue is how I see it.
	Future revenue.
	Lastly, a douchebag call to hear a douchebag to the slaves at Crew Met 2012, Ryan Hurts.
	Oh, sorry, yeah.
	Go on, Ryan Hertz.
	Douchebag.
	Aaron Rausch.
	Douchebag.
	Steve Reed Muller.
	Douchebag.
	Corey Stanford.
	Douchebag.
	And especially Joe Barnes.
	Douchebag.
	We're not subscribing.
	John Barnes.
	Oh, John, I'm sorry.
	Well, then I'm a douchebag.
	Give me one.
	Douchebag!
	Very much.
	For not subscribing to the No Agenda formula.
	However, Corey is due a karma shout-out for a better job situation.
	Once the karma kicks in, he'll be a No Agenda supporter for sure.
	Please toot the slide whistle.
	Jeez.
	For James Leffler.
	We only got a couple of producers, man.
	So you might as well give them what they want.
	And sign Sean Paulson.
	Please add me to the birthday list he just celebrated on 227.
	So he needs a karma for a number of things.
	So give him that.
	We're done.
	You've got karma.
	Anyway, that will be our two executive producers and the associate executive producer for show 387.
	We'd like to have other people do this for the Sunday show.
	We'd like to do better on the Sunday show.
	Better on the Sunday show as possible.
	I'm tired.
	I'm working hard here.
	Dvorak.org slash na, channeldvorak.com slash na, noagendashow.com and noagendanation.com and you can find donate buttons there.
	Look in your email box and find one of the letters that we've written you.
	Yeah, please.
	Of course, we've always had some people trying to help us out, so a lot of reminders about Saturday being the 3rd to the 3rd, so you can do your 3-3-3 donation.
	That'd be...
	Very helpful towards the program so we can continue to follow the pipes and other douchebaggery that is happening around because it will actually make you feel better when you know what's happening.
	Seriously, if we do anything social this weekend, I can't wait to lay the energy bar thing on people.
	Yeah, really.
	We're sending them energy bars because they're afraid the rice and beans will end up on the banquet table.
	Rice and beans.
	I guarantee you people will go like, what?
	What?
	It'll make you look smart.
	When I go to a banquet, I'm always looking forward to rice and beans.
	Thank you to some producers who are forwarding some interesting domain names to our NoAgendaShow.com website.
	As an example, CheatingPoliticians.com, which I like.
	It's pretty good.
	KarmaRise.com.
	That's another good one.
	And here's my favorite, actually coming from our producer, Andrew, who works at Old Navy.
	As a wage slave, he says, oh, Adam, I just, please, I can't hear the voiceovers you're doing for auditions anymore.
	Although he says you'd be great for our internal training videos.
	And he is forwarding insincerevoiceovers.com to the show.
	We should do that.
	Which I think insincere is a good description.
	Yeah, I think so too.
	Everyone else out there, if you don't have a credit, you can always try and help us out by propagating our formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	New.
	World. Order.
	All right, you know you're one, so you might as well yell it out loud.
	Shut up, slave.
	So without going too far into it, John, I would just like to say that the most recent WikiLeaks release of Stratfor emails is, I mean, it's so obvious that whoever is behind WikiLeaks, and I'm thinking now it's probably Israeli intelligence, is only doing this to make WikiLeaks look credible.
	The whole thing is so bogative.
	I mean, it's like, oh, 25 million emails!
	So I download the 7Z zip file.
	Did you get the big file?
	No, there's no big file.
	They only have like 2,500.
	They had a big file up for a while or something.
	No, no, bull crap.
	Bull crap.
	And the whole thing is filled with, you know, well, WikiLeaks this.
	It's only to make WikiLeaks look credible.
	And I think that probably...
	Now that I think about it, that it probably is Israeli intelligence.
	And actually, as I was reading about Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray started his career by finding out that they had given the Israelis access to our satellites to view certain areas of the world as it pertained to Israeli security.
	This is just from what I found online, a little bit of research this morning.
	But it turns out the Israelis had jacked into more areas of the database, and they were looking at Iraq, Iran, all those other places that they had no business looking.
	So, you know, it's a very precarious relationship we have with the Israelis.
	And the more I think about it, you know, Bradley Manning might very well just be an Israeli spy.
	And this is probably why Obama even said, the guy's guilty.
	You know, lock him up.
	And Julian Assange probably too.
	I think that's much more likely now, in hindsight, that this is Israeli intelligence messing around with stuff.
	Stratfor, please.
	What a joke.
	I like this idea.
	Well, let's keep our eye on it, because...
	The whole idea, whoever's behind it, it's so obvious with all these, oh, WikiLeaks, WikiLeaks, WikiLeaks.
	That's all your top stories is WikiLeaks?
	That's just to make them look credible.
	I can't see any other reason.
	Who gives a crap?
	There's no other organization behind WikiLeaks anymore.
	And by the way, if I am to be extradited or if I'm arrested or whatever, I'm in big trouble like Julian Assange, whose mansion am I going to be staying at?
	The guy sitting in a mansion.
	That's a good point.
	Come on!
	I mean, whose mansion is that?
	He's living it up.
	He's definitely living it up.
	He's doing speeches at the London School of Economics.
	He's hanging out.
	So, don't fall for any of that.
	And Stratford.
	Even Bobby Ray was quoted about Stratford, too.
	He's like, pfft, yeah.
	He says, yeah, it's bad for them because their competition's going to get their business.
	That's all he had to say.
	Which makes sense.
	Yeah, and it's true.
	Who is their competition?
	I get Stratford emails all the time.
	They go to spam.
	There's a...
	They have a lot of competition.
	I mean, there's something like 5,000 to 10,000 of these little operations in the United States.
	They all get paid by the apparently bottomless pit of money that the major intelligence agencies have, and they can't hire all these people.
	They're already loaded to the gills.
	I mean, apparently the NSA... They got like 30,000 people or something in that building outside of, you know, wherever they are in the middle of Virginia.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	It's something huge.
	It's one of the world's biggest office complexes.
	Yeah.
	In the world.
	Maybe we should start a little.
	What are these people doing?
	They're in the marketing department?
	I always wonder, some of these companies, they have so many people.
	It's like, what are they doing?
	Are they in the marketing department?
	What the hell is the marketing department doing with all these people?
	Doing sales.
	Doing sales.
	Oh, man.
	Did you see...
	I watched some of that Facebook marketing conference that they held in New York.
	And they talked to the biggest advertisers in the world.
	I'm talking American Express.
	I'm talking Johnson& Johnson.
	I'm talking PepsiCo.
	And this was the big, the big show.
	Did you see any of that?
	No, I missed the whole thing.
	What was it?
	Was it on C-SPAN? No, they were streaming it live.
	For the internets?
	Yeah, I had the audio mix.
	I was watching C-SPAN and that at the same time.
	And they did have one hot chick who came out, but she only was there to introduce Sheryl Sandberg.
	I'm like, Cheryl, whatever her name is.
	But their big thing, you know, and you were so spot on that, you know, Google, this was basically Google's parades.
	And we're really good.
	We can really snoop on everything.
	So advertise with us.
	Facebook's big ploy, stories are now advertisements.
	Don't think ads, think stories.
	Like what?
	I This comes right out of the Peter Goober book that came out this year.
	And Goober went on the road to discuss this book everywhere.
	And I think he even went to discuss it with the Facebook folks.
	And that's the theme of the book.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Well, that's their whole magic ploy.
	And the big kicker is when you log out of Facebook...
	Turns out that 70 million people log out of Facebook daily.
	And they had this douchebag sales guy with brown shoes who talked a bit like William Shatner.
	Like, you know, now we're going to show an ad when you log out.
	Ooh.
	Wow.
	That's cool.
	They've hit the home run with that one.
	Out of the park.
	There was not a single mention of...
	We know everything.
	We've got all the data.
	We know what people are pooping.
	We know what they're drinking.
	None of that.
	Just like...
	Well, I think, to be honest about it, I think the company is essentially naive, especially when dealing with some sharp operators like the guys at Google, who are, you know, essentially, Sergei's a Ukrainian.
	Hello!
	Hello!
	And so they probably saw all that negative or what appeared to be negative publicity for Google.
	I'm sure they had a meeting where they said, oh, don't let that happen to us.
	They fell for it.
	Yeah, they fell for it.
	That shows you where the company's at.
	They do not have the guy who understands shark marketing.
	Listen to this.
	I have a billion dollars to spend.
	And I'm in the audience at the Museum of Natural History or whatever.
	Beautiful arena.
	Big screens, everything.
	And I'm listening to this idiot.
	Those first three placements, the right-hand side, the news feed and desktop and mobile, they're available as of today.
	Woo!
	Woo!
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I thought it was the new iPod.
	The new iPhone 3.
	It's available as of today.
	And the fourth optional placement, the logout experience, will come online.
	Woo!
	Logout experience!
	In April.
	Law got experience.
	Let's take a look.
	He's studying Steve Jobs and he's trying to pull the same thing off.
	Everybody wants to be Steve Jobs.
	Premium on Facebook is pretty useful for a variety of objectives.
	Whether it's direct response or brand.
	Brand!
	Let's go back to our fun news story that we're introducing today.
	Offers.
	Here's Macy's page.
	There we go.
	Mission Control.
	Mission Control.
	Oh, their page is now Mission Control.
	Publishing that offer as a story and then investing in the distribution.
	Which means you're going to pay us.
	You invest in the distribution and it shows up.
	On the right-hand side!
	In the best places of Facebook.
	There you see it on the right-hand side of the homepage.
	And for Macy's 4.5 million U.S. fans and their over 200 million friends, the opportunity to be in the news feed in both desktop and mobile.
	In the news feed!
	The opportunity in the news feed.
	This is going to suck.
	This is going to suck.
	You're just going to have nothing but Macy's and JCPenney's and 1-800-Flowers.
	1-800-Flowers actually makes sense.
	That's a company that I think knows how to use an idiot platform like Facebook to their advantage four times a year.
	Mother's Day, Valentine's Day.
	But otherwise, who gives a crap?
	You've got friends.
	You've got 200 million friends.
	There's got to be a lot of trannies in Brazil loving you.
	They're not all Americans.
	Anyway, that's how...
	I like our starvation model better.
	In fact, send us rice and beans so we can lay out our banquet.
	You know, if somebody could get us some of that special rice out of Iran...
	We'll take it.
	I'll be definitely banqueting around that stuff.
	We'll take it.
	Oh, boy.
	I told you my Iranian rice.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It made me sick.
	It made you sick.
	I have more from Lucifer.
	It just doesn't quit if you're interested.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm in.
	Well, so Lucifer, and I was watching a lot of C-SPAN, everyone's presenting their budgets.
	And there's a lot of little ditties and doo-ha hickeys in these budgets.
	And these are very long sessions.
	I think she did two, two-and-a-half-hour sessions.
	And so I know that with the amount she's traveling, she's got the 5 a.m.
	feeding for Huma Abedin's baby.
	And that's why she looks so haggard.
	She's tired, so I know she's going to slip up and say stupid stuff and say things that she really shouldn't be saying.
	And, of course, like all...
	Evil elites, she's thinking, and no one's watching this crap anyway.
	And honestly, she's pretty much right.
	Yes, no, she's totally right, so she can do this.
	So at the end of the day, she can say, hey, I told you so.
	I wasn't keeping anything from you.
	So let's listen first to her basically telling the truth about Iran.
	Not having any nuclear weapon or any plans for a nuclear weapon.
	Quite astounding.
	Well, thank you, Senator.
	Look, I know that last week...
	Okay, hold on.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Stopping.
	This is going to be...
	I just did it.
	And I want to just change the topic just for a second.
	Yeah, sure.
	I have a Hillary clip that I wanted to use to ridicule her.
	Good.
	Good.
	Because ever since that you caught me on the fact of the matter, and I've been hearing it constantly from other people, and the whole family goes, oh, there it is again!
	And I noticed that it took me a while to get over it.
	Wait a minute, so I've now provided your family with more fun now.
	Do you stop scrabbling with the family when you hear that?
	Well, now if I say the fact of the matter, I say the fact is...
	Is, which is just as bad, and you could probably call me on that too, but I noticed that when I called you on I do believe, which is something that's always gulping when people say it, you stopped doing it without any...
	I couldn't catch you again.
	No.
	So you stopped instantly.
	This is because...
	Let me explain why for a second.
	It's because I have a father complex, and you, of course, are my surrogate dad, and when you say that, I listen to you.
	You and your do believe.
	So anyway, so I still have an uh problem.
	I say uh, but nothing like Hillary.
	So I have a complete, I have a collection of Hillary stuff too from the same, this is the hearing before the Senate.
	From an edit.
	You did some work.
	I didn't do an edit.
	I just have it.
	There's so many uhs, there's no reason to edit it.
	Although maybe I will now.
	But I have the ringer.
	Okay.
	For the us, and I'm going to let you play your clip, but I've got the ringer out.
	Are we going to play your Hillary clip first?
	No, you play your clip, and then we'll see if you need to play mine.
	Okay.
	Well, thank you, Senator.
	Look, I know that last week...
	The Director of National Intelligence, former General Clapper, the Director of the CIA, former General Petraeus, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Dempsey, plus Secretary Panetta, all testified in front of other committees here in the Senate that it is the conclusion of our Intelligence Committee that the Iranians have not yet made the decision to produce a nuclear weapon.
	Oh, wait a minute!
	The Iranians have not yet made the decision.
	I thought that they were making a nuclear weapon.
	They were on their way.
	Any minute it was going to be ready to drop.
	Yeah, three days, 72 hours.
	They could have it ready to go.
	But she continues.
	Now, the explanation that I think came from those very credible sources, Patriots All...
	Patriots All...
	So even though they're a-holes, you a-holes for blowing it, you're a patriot.
	Is that there's a continuing debate going on inside the Iranian regime, and it's an especially complicated debate.
	Oh, so there's a debate.
	They're having like a debate about this.
	Do they have microphones in the room, or how does she know this?
	Well, she's incredibly, she's Lucifer.
	Correct.
	Anybody on the outside, and I dare say some people who are on the inside to understand, because there is a lot of power struggle going on.
	There are personality clashes.
	The Supreme Leader, who is the head of the clerical presence institutionally within Iran, the Revolutionary Guard and the Quds Force, the Parliament and the President.
	There's a mess over there!
	They don't know what's going on.
	They can't make a decision.
	She's filibustering.
	She can't make a decision.
	We just get a lot of static.
	Static?
	Wait a minute.
	I thought it was clear you had all the information, the intelligence.
	Now, Hillary, it's static?
	In intelligence reporting and analysis from not just our own sources, but international sources.
	Oh, you mean the people who have a bone to pick?
	So I think there is a debate.
	There's no doubt they're pursuing nuclear power.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	There's no doubt they're pursuing nuclear power, which I guess is okay, right?
	They have a right under the NPT. Okay, that's the whole point.
	As a signatory to pursue peaceful, civil nuclear power.
	And there is no doubt that a lot of what has been discovered by the IAEA points in the direction of a nuclear weapons...
	No, no, no, not points in the direction.
	It was a fact.
	It was a fact, John.
	Am I nuts?
	Is she backpedaling on this whole thing?
	Well, she's testifying before the Senate, so she has to be honest.
	Well, let me ask you this.
	So I'm going to move on.
	So then we're going to talk about Pakistan.
	As we know, Pakistan, very important for the Turkmenistan-Afghanistan-Pakistan-India pipeline, known as TAPI, the TAPI, which is the new Silk Road.
	Which is, yeah, don't laugh.
	And you buy a lot of silk from all that natural gas.
	I got a clip on that, too.
	So, now I'm just going to talk about Pakistan.
	Pakistan, if I am not mistaken, they have technology to make nuclear weapons.
	In fact, I believe they have nuclear weapons.
	And they dropped a couple of them.
	So they know how to blow up...
	It must be a plutonium bomb based on what we've understood earlier since it is North Korean technology.
	Well, Lucifer Clinton is now going to tell us that Pakistan is so stupid that they don't even know the basics of bomb making.
	So she's going to tell you a story I'm going to turn the ringer off, by the way.
	She just says it too often.
	Listen to the story.
	So she's talking about Pakistan, and this is about IEDs, improvised explosive devices.
	And the question came from one of her Democratic buddies, saying, well, what are we going to do about all the IEDs which are killing our troops?
	Well, how about removing the troops from the general area of the IED? That would be my suggestion.
	But no.
	Well, we've got to get that pipeline built.
	Very important.
	So listen to this.
	Is focused on the transport of calcium ammonium nitrate.
	Calcium ammonium nitrate.
	John, don't say anything yet.
	Do not tell us what that is because I knew it immediately, and she will tell us, and you'll be amazed how stupid Pakistan is.
	They have an implementation plan in the works.
	We've had several expert meetings with them on their national counter-IED strategy that they approved in June 2011.
	They're working, actually, with their Afghan counterparts to improve coordination on the border.
	Okay, this is big.
	To restrict fertilizer imports.
	We've had several productive meetings between the government of Pakistan, the government of Afghanistan, and ISAF. Okay, so let me just review.
	The problem is that they need to be careful because fertilizer is being transported all over the country, and of course fertilizer, which I've known since I was 10, Fertilizer can be used to create very rapid incendiary devices, i.e.
	a bomb or an IED. Correct, John?
	Well, yeah.
	Generally speaking, you want ammonium nitrate, which is a fertilizer.
	You don't want one of these compounds.
	No, you don't want the poop stuff.
	No, you don't want poop.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	In fact, instead of using dynamite, most facilities that are trying to blow up the side of a hill to get to do some mining nowadays tend to use what's called an amphobomb, which is ammonium nitrate...
	Fuel oil, it's ammonium nitrate, pure ammonium nitrate, which is available.
	And then you mix it with the heavy bunker crew, the crappiest oil you can find, or actually fuel oil, it's like a kerosene.
	And then you stuff it in a container like a pipe, which would be like a pipe bomb.
	And then you need the kicker, because you can't light it or anything, or even put a fuse on it, it's not going to do anything.
	You need a very expensive blasting cap.
	So you'd think that there would be, with the technology Pakistan has, they would know that fertilizer can be used to create a bomb.
	Everybody knows this.
	Over the past year.
	And so we're making progress.
	And I just have to say, Senator, that when I raised it directly with the very highest levels of the military and civilian government, I mean, you know, they did not understand how fertilizer that many of them told me they use on their own farms was such a problem.
	The highest level of government and the army.
	What are you telling me, Hillary?
	This can be used to make a bomb?
	I put that out to grow my tomatoes.
	Hillary, this cannot be correct.
	How is this possible?
	So I explained to them, you know, after the Oklahoma City bombing, we had to reach the same conclusion.
	Oh!
	Oh, we didn't know that until then either.
	Oh, okay.
	Really?
	How insulting is this?
	And we've got our government, John, the guys, you and I, and the people within the sound of our voices in the United States of Gitmo Nation listening, sitting there going, oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that makes total sense.
	Never heard of such...
	Never heard of...
	What?
	A fertilizer and a bomb at it?
	How can that be?
	Yeah, man, I'm so glad we got that Oklahoma City thing, because otherwise it wouldn't have known you can do that.
	It's called chemistry.
	And how stupid is that?
	The amphobomb is so old, it's not even funny.
	But, I mean, that's an insult.
	And more insulting is that the panel of losers, which consists of Kerry and Lugar, are like, yeah, well, we appreciate your service.
	You've done a great job, Luthor.
	Very good.
	All right.
	So is Assad a war criminal?
	Let's shift to Syria for a second.
	Is he a war criminal?
	Do you believe that Assad should be viewed by the international community as a war criminal?
	I think that based on definitions of war criminal and crimes against humanity, there would be an argument to be made that he would fit into that category.
	Yay!
	Go ahead, just call people a war criminal.
	Wouldn't Bush and Cheney and Obama also fit into the category by her definition?
	Exactly.
	Actually, she is a war criminal.
	I'm going to say it.
	I'm going to say it.
	Okay, so we'll stay on Syria for a second.
	This is actually from an interview.
	Let me see what this is.
	This is an interview she did with the BBC. And she messes up.
	See if you can catch the mess up here.
	She's tired, remember.
	And she's just ragged.
	We still have a very strong opposition to foreign intervention from inside Syria, from outside Syria.
	We don't have the United Nations Security Council approval, legitimacy, credibility that comes with the international community making a decision.
	We have a very dangerous set of actors in the region, Al-Qaeda, Hamas, and those who are on our terrorist list, to be sure, claiming to support the opposition.
	I'm sorry.
	Claiming to be supporting?
	Huh.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, come on.
	Come on.
	That's blatantly obvious.
	That's a slip.
	I mean, claiming to support.
	Yeah, it is a slip.
	I'm not sure what it means.
	Well, because we are paying those people there, along with French military, who are now being caught in homes.
	Yeah.
	French military.
	It was a botch.
	Subtle.
	Good catch.
	Now let's just listen to her laugh about people dying.
	This is always my favorite when she does this.
	This is my favorite part of Lucifer.
	As you try to play out every possible scenario, there are a lot of bad ones that we are trying to assess while keeping our eye on the need to get humanitarian aid in, to try to do everything we possibly can to support the Syrian opposition, to make it credible, to have it be both inside the country and outside the country.
	She's really just laying it out.
	We're doing everything we can to make them credible, make them sound good, arm them, get everything rocking and rolling, because that belongs to me, bitches.
	Speaking on behalf of the Syrian people, inclusive, representative.
	And, you know, we're trying to help push a democratic transition.
	It took more than a year in Yemen, but finally there was a new president inaugurated.
	People kept being killed.
	It finally took a while.
	People kept getting killed.
	I keep saying, hey, how many more people do I have to kill before you finally listen to what I have to say?
	All the time.
	Yeah, people getting killed.
	I hate you.
	So what is the reason that you think that so many liberal women in the United States are so enamored with this person?
	Power.
	I'd vote for Hillary if she ran.
	She ran?
	If Hillary ran, they'd vote for her for president.
	I thought you were making a play on words.
	I ran, she ran.
	I kind of liked it, actually.
	And then, so of course, we have Somalia playing out.
	And just to tie it all together for you as to how the State Department is actually managing all of these wars and so-called fights against terrorism to actually help American energy companies.
	So she presented her budget, $8.6 billion for all these Loser countries that we're sending our money to, our taxpayer or printed money, and it's in her budget.
	And she's justifying this.
	And the way it works is, then we send over a delegation of...
	This is the economic hitman.
	It's the story.
	Then we send over a delegation of all of our gas and oil executives, and we say, here you go.
	You're going to take this $8.6 billion, and you're not actually going to get it because we're giving it to these guys who are going to come in and going to take your shit, and we're going to steal it.
	That's how it works.
	And here's proof with a new agency that was just created.
	You posed it with respect to Africa.
	It obviously could be more generalized.
	But speaking about Africa specifically, our...
	Our approach combines several different tools.
	First, trade missions to Africa.
	Trade missions.
	I'm sorry.
	It's called the trade mission.
	Assistant Secretary Johnny Carson just took a large delegation of American...
	Here's Johnny!
	...energy firms to Africa to meet with government officials, to meet with utility companies and businesses to talk about how the products and expertise of American energy companies could really enhance development of the energy sector.
	I mean, really?
	It's a trade mission.
	Yeah, Johnny Carson.
	Where's the trading going on here?
	I'm just taking fuel.
	Johnny Carson, he used to be on the National Intelligence Council as National Intelligence Officer, and he is now part of the Bureau of Energy Resources.
	In Africa.
	Secondly, we're doing a lot of other energy work through our newly constituted Energy Bureau because...
	Energy Bureau?
	Africa is so blessed with energy resources.
	Blessed, I tell you.
	It's so blessed.
	We're going to take it all.
	...that are either not developed or underdeveloped.
	Stupid spear chuckers don't know how to do it, Hillary.
	Just say it.
	We know how to do it.
	It's not developed.
	They don't know how to do it.
	We know how to do that.
	Our companies know how to do that.
	...and underutilized or being developed in ways that are not good for sustainable development.
	Yeah.
	What?
	What did she just say?
	In other words, they're not good for us.
	Listen to that again.
	That's hilarious.
	Sustainable development.
	Hold on.
	I've got to back that up.
	That's so funny.
	That's one of the best ones she's done yet.
	...or being developed in ways that are not good for sustainable development.
	So, you know, we are interacting...
	The Chinese will be getting the oil, not us.
	...at the highest levels of government to try to work on that.
	So, wait a minute.
	Let me get this straight.
	All these years have gone by and the Chinese have been sneaking in and out of Africa, taking over the place.
	And just now, what this really tells me is that we're so far behind.
	Because, you know, the oil's been in Africa here and there.
	It's always been there.
	It's nothing new.
	We've done a lot of deals there.
	And it's been very sustainable.
	But all of a sudden, things have changed.
	She does, I guess, in this whole thing, I don't recall her mentioning, I watched this too, mentioning China.
	No.
	As somebody going into Africa stealing everything.
	No.
	And so this is really about China.
	Yes.
	Getting them out, the Chiners.
	So we've got to send our hitmen in there saying, look, you guys have been doing these deals with the Chinese and they've been screwing you if you haven't noticed.
	It's a little worse than that, John.
	We open up a drone base in Djibouti and we just drone everyone, in particular Al-Shabaab, the guys who are trying to protect their sovereign country.
	They're like, oh, now you're a terrorist, you Shabaabite.
	I'm going to drone you.
	Get out of our way because we've got a trade mission coming through here.
	The manager of the energy bureau, one of Lucifer's flying monkeys, is a guy named Carlos Pascual.
	Ring a bell?
	It does ring a bell.
	He was the first victim of the WikiLeaks diplomatic cables because he was the guy that criticized the Mexican military's ability and willingness to fight the drug cartels.
	So, boop, he gets hired to run this outfit.
	The guy's a total shill.
	So it's just horrible.
	Well, you know, there's just so much money in this part of the economy.
	It's ridiculous.
	I don't even know why we're doing this show.
	We should just start a little energy company.
	Yeah, a little consulting company.
	Yeah, we'd be making crap loads of money because it's just free money.
	Tons of it.
	So I was right about Balochistan.
	Oh yeah.
	Remember I said keep your eye on Balochistan?
	So what happens?
	Three gas pipelines were blown up in the Perko area of Derebukti on Saturday.
	Disrupting gas supply to purification plants.
	Now, for those of you new to the program, there's a competing pipeline.
	There is the IP, known as the Peace Line, which is supposed to go from Iran down south there into Pakistan through the Balochistan area and then into India.
	And that has been basically barred.
	By Lucifer.
	And this, of course, started off when George Bush and Dick Cheney and Halliburton, they wanted the TAPI pipeline, which is Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, the northern part of Pakistan, into India.
	And so now, all of a sudden, we have a new terrorist group, John.
	The Jundala.
	Oh, this is a new one.
	Yeah, that's how it works.
	The Jundala, J-U-N-D-A-L-L-A-H. The Jundala, who are based in Balakistan.
	It's crazy.
	Who would have thought?
	Coincidence.
	And they just killed 18 people?
	Execution style on a bus.
	The Jundala, the bunch of evil, evil terrorists.
	So you watch now, and already this Dana Rohrabacher from 46th District of California, congressman, he put in the, in his, he wanted a resolution that, well, you know, we have to protect the Balochistani people.
	In other words, we've got to block the Iranian pipeline.
	Because, you know, that's an $8 billion project.
	The Tappy Pipeline is the $8 billion project.
	This group, I'm familiar with this group.
	The June Dollars?
	Yeah.
	It's suspect.
	Did you play poker with them?
	Did you play poker with them?
	The Jundala means soldiers of God, also known as the People's Resistance Movement of Iran.
	Not to be confused with the People's Mujahideen of Iran.
	This is a counter-revolutionary group that's been in and out of Iran to screw over the Iranians somehow.
	Yeah, like to block their pipeline.
	Thank you.
	And so now it's like the organization is now based in Balakistan, claims to be fighting for the rights of Sunni Muslims in Iran, which is...
	This is a front organization for someone.
	I wonder who.
	I'm telling you, it's Lucifer's Flying Monkeys.
	The problem is it's been designated a terrorist organization by the United States and Iran, which...
	How does that work?
	Both Iran and the...
	So I think that our...
	And if I'm not mistaken, I've heard reports of these guys being slightly upset by being called a terrorist organization by us.
	But I think it's good that we can...
	Some sources, like the Daily Telegraph, Seymour Hersh, have reported that the Jundala have received support from the United States against the government of Iran, although the U.S. denies any involvement.
	So here's what they want to do.
	They want to set up a base...
	In Balochistan to fight the evil Jundala terrorists.
	You can just count on it.
	This is what's happening right now.
	The resolutions are getting written up because we have to block the pipeline.
	How do you block the pipeline?
	Well, we can't count on those Jundala dudes.
	We can count on them as a patsy.
	Oh, they're terrorists.
	Oh, they just killed 18 people on the bus.
	We need a base.
	Yeah, we should set up a base there.
	So that's now all in negotiation.
	Let's go look back at that 18 people on a bus story.
	I have it right here.
	U.S.-backed Jundala terrorist group claims Pakistan bus attack.
	Somewhat skewed the reporting.
	At least 18 people were killed execution style on Tuesday.
	What are these guys doing in Pakistan?
	Well, let's see.
	The bus carrying passengers from Rawalpindi to the northern town of Gilgit came under attack in the mountainous regions of Kohistan.
	I'll bet you if we Google this word, Rawalpindi, that that's where the pipeline is.
	I mean, that's how easy it's become now.
	Let's see.
	Rawalpindi, Pipeline.
	This is all I... Just do John C. Dvorak, Pipeline.
	That's all I have to do.
	There's one running through my house!
	There you go.
	Pipeline Jobs and Rawalpindi.
	There you go.
	These were Pipeline workers, John.
	Pipeline Equipments in Rawalpindi.
	Just Google Rawalpindi.
	How do you spell that?
	Romeo, Alpha, Whiskey, Alpha, Lima, Papa, India, November, Delta, India.
	I'm going to take off the word pipeline and see what I get.
	We got some tourism.
	Add pipeline.
	Yeah, I got Pipeline on there.
	Pipeline equipment in Raul Apindi.
	It's in the Yellow Pages of Pakistan, Punjab.
	It's the Pipeline.
	Yeah, it's the Pipeline.
	They went and killed a bunch of Pipeline workers.
	Exactly.
	This is unbelievable.
	This is ridiculous.
	We need more money.
	Yeah, we do.
	Come on, man.
	It's unbelievable.
	This is the news coverage we're getting.
	No one is just making the simple combination of A plus B. Raul Pindi pipeline.
	How hard can it be?
	Well, they never think the Google pipeline because no one's under the pipeline scam.
	And by the way, UNICAL, before 9-11, there was a big belief that UNICAL was trying to get some pipeline through Pakistan.
	That's the TAPI pipeline.
	That is the UNICAL pipeline that UNICAL, now Chevron, wanted to put in.
	And that's why 9-11 was used to go into Afghanistan and Iraq to block Iraq.
	In fact...
	And I think, in fact, I can say, it's different from the fact of the matter is, in fact, if we listen to spokeshole Carney from this past week, listen to what he says about the Iraq War.
	You mentioned that the troops are coming home, and that transition is going to happen through 2014, so obviously there's still a significant period of time between now and then.
	Does the White House worry about diminishing public support for the war, given events like the last week?
	This is the question.
	It's irrelevant.
	I think...
	The president made clear when he was a candidate for this office, and has made clear since he took this office, that unfortunately, prior to his taking office, because of the focus on Iraq and the U.S. efforts there, that the original war, if you will...
	What?!
	The original war, if you will, referring to Afghanistan...
	No, Iraq.
	The original war.
	No.
	That's not what he...
	No.
	Yes, that's what he said.
	I thought he was going to now...
	He was going to say the original war, if you were the one in Afghanistan, was going to be his next sentence.
	No.
	Listen.
	The original war, if you will, in Afghanistan had been...
	I'm sorry.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	I'm sorry.
	I mistook it.
	So what was the original war here, Carney?
	Let's just get the answer.
	What was the original war?
	In Afghanistan had been neglected, that the strategy there was unclear.
	Yeah, the strategy was very clear, dude.
	It was to get the Turkmenistan gas through Afghanistan to Pakistan to India.
	That's what it's always been about.
	That's why we've got the puppet Karzai.
	That's why we're blocking everything in Balochistan.
	And just do some kapapi cultivation while we're at it.
	Wow, so the poppies, the United Nations just came out.
	Warning, warning, warning, warning.
	Opium production set to rise, according to the International Narcotics Board.
	Check this out.
	How does that work?
	It's worse.
	According to the International Narcotics Board's figures, production is now reaching industrial scale.
	I mean, can you believe this crap?
	Wow.
	Industrial scale?
	An industrial scale!
	In the show notes, 387.nashownotes.com.
	Industrial scale.
	But I think, John, that this setup is going on for a long time.
	Remember I talked about Tajikistan?
	Yes.
	Okay, so get your maps, people.
	You know where Tajikistan is?
	Yeah, it's up right in the middle of all that crap.
	Yeah, what's in Tajikistan?
	Tajikistan.
	Probably natural gas or something like that.
	Submitted to U.S. Congress February 13th under the Foreign Military Financing Program.
	President Obama requesting more money for Tajikistan.
	Oh my goodness, really?
	We need more money for Tajikistan.
	Oh, the new Ustranscom commander...
	On February 13th, same day, General William M. Fraser III, commander of U.S. Transportation Command, USTRANSCOM, made his first visit to Tajikistan.
	Really?
	I wonder what's going on in Tajikistan.
	Oh, I see.
	Iran plans to build an industrial city with 50 companies in Tajikistan.
	Oh, we can't have that.
	But we've trained our children.
	You see, we've trained our children for two years.
	We've trained them to get ready for Tajikistan with Operation Flashpoint Red River.
	This is the game.
	I'm going to play a little bit of the trailer where we're going into Tajikistan, not to block the Iranians from building an industrial city with 50 companies to take natural gas.
	No, to go fight terrorists.
	While the dynamics of Tajikistan are conflicted, the missions of the men are not...
	Securing a troubled river dam represents a significant opportunity to strengthen the ever-evaporating infrastructure of an embattled nation.
	Such an opportunity to win local hearts and minds is always worth a measured risk.
	Once passed down, the orders given to America's fighting force are executed with precision.
	The Marines are prepared.
	So this is how it works.
	We train our kids early on.
	What game was that?
	That's Operation Flashpoint Red River Entry into Tajikistan is the name of the game.
	Oh, I thought it was part of a game series.
	Could be.
	I'm not a gamer.
	So you get your kids ready.
	They're familiar with the landscape.
	First of all, the name, Tajikistan.
	Oh, yeah, Tajikistan.
	Yeah, a bunch of terrorists over there, man.
	But the Marines are ready.
	There's a big Marines logo flying by.
	So now you're ready, son.
	Go fight some terrorists.
	Better than giving him a real education in a high school.
	Yeah, let's go fight some terrorists in Tajikistan, son.
	Yeah, terrorists.
	You're fighting Iranians.
	Iranians and Russians.
	Makes me sick.
	The Russians don't want that to go on.
	They're going to put a stop to some of this.
	I mean, I think I've still been trying to associate the deal that Putin himself did with ExxonMobil.
	Because there's got to be something to do with Tajikistan or something.
	Well, so please don't forget, or let's say, please remember, this is not about countries.
	This is about oil companies.
	It's competing companies.
	Except whoever's the boss of me gets to use the military.
	And this is what Eisenhower was really warning us about, I think, John, when he talked about the military-industrial complex.
	It was really the military-industrial-hybo-carbon complex.
	That's the danger.
	Because all of this, every single thing, North Korea, Syria, Tajikistan, Balochistan, Pakistan, Libya, Egypt, it's all about hydrocarbons, which sounds like water, but it's not.
	It's gas and oil.
	But everyone says hydrocarbon.
	Oh, it must be water power.
	You know how stupid we are.
	So what choice do we have in the matter?
	You have Russia with all its, you know, oligarchs and those guys want to make as much money as we make.
	You have China who would love to build a factory system that uses cheap energy so they want all the energy they can get so they're sneaking around grabbing what they can.
	And then when you have us trying to protect our interests and everybody's playing dirty, what would you propose?
	Energy bars.
	So there is no answer other than exposing this to people and hoping that some people will catch on.
	I think knowledge is a good thing, but I just don't see this whole thing being derailed.
	And I still believe, and I think it's part of our general thesis about all this crap, We want to make sure that we do have enough.
	We only have 2% of the energy resources and we use 90% of the product.
	Democrats are always complaining about this.
	But there's a lot of untapped resources like the entire state of North Dakota.
	We have all this product.
	I think you're missing the point.
	We don't want to.
	This is not about we need natural gas.
	We got our natural gas.
	This is about big companies run by the Bush, Clinton, Cabal who are going to sell it to India.
	We're going to sell it to the Chinas.
	It's about money and power.
	This has nothing to do with the stupid...
	All we are is dumb.
	No, no, I'm just saying...
	We're cannon fodder.
	I do think...
	That one of the things that we're doing is trying to drain the world's resources so we'd be the last man standing.
	I just think that's underneath it all.
	So I've come up with a new theory.
	Here's what I think.
	You know why we started all this peak oil bull crap?
	You know why?
	Because we weren't running out of oil.
	We were running into too much of it.
	And so we had to create this illusion of scarcity of resources to keep the prices up.
	There is no real evidence that we're running out of oil.
	We're striking oil and gas left and right.
	That is actually more ludicrous now than ever.
	I mean, if they're finding oil and gas in Tajikistan, which was during the Soviet Union era, the poorest.
	It was the Yemen of the Soviet Socialist Republic of the USSR.
	It was the Yemen.
	It was the forest.
	But now there's a bunch of oil and other resources there.
	Apparently, there's probably some under my house.
	Yes.
	Yeah!
	That's what I think took place.
	I think that we actually, oh my goodness, we've got to do something about it.
	Let's make up this peak oil thing and let's create some, oh, the world is dying thing.
	And then that'll give us cover to go and say, oh, we're protecting our natural resources.
	Bull crap!
	It's just big companies and they're out of control.
	It's like New Gingrich, you know, who is completely insane.
	These people are insane.
	All they can do is have sex, drink, do drugs, and kill people.
	As long as they don't have to do the killing themselves.
	They're just insane.
	Now here's what's even crazier, just to prove my point.
	Senior executives from Gazprom have been in Israel the past few days trying to do a deal with the Israelis.
	It's not about countries.
	It's about companies.
	It's Gazprom versus Chevron.
	Well, that would make sense in even the bigger picture where you're trying to eliminate countries because they're a problem.
	Correct.
	So you want to create a one-world government or push toward that because then the corporation can actually take over.
	Voila.
	So all the internationalists, all these guys are UN-type people and they want to take away our sovereignty...
	Would be these large corporations above all.
	Yes.
	And Greece has now finally put their DEPA, the natural gas grid, and the natural gas company, and DESFA on the block.
	They plan to raise $19 billion for the combined sale of the assets.
	So all eyes are now on this.
	And I think it's going to have to be a co-deal somehow.
	That's probably why Gazprom is in Israel.
	And they're going to go in together.
	At the end of the day, they don't mind killing a few stupid people, but they all want to make money.
	So they'll go halvesies if they have to.
	So we'll see who winds up buying that.
	We'll see.
	But that's not...
	Now the prices are known, and now the bidding's in, and we'll see who actually comes out on top.
	But the whole thing, it's...
	It's where the money is.
	Yeah.
	It's totally where...
	Probably just a couple of guys with a BB gun.
	Did you shoot that sparrow at him?
	No.
	I winged it.
	Meanwhile, we just get drones.
	We've got all the gas in the wall.
	Here, have a drone.
	And get your kids used to it with this nice toy drone.
	How cool is it?
	I've never seen so many drone YouTube videos in my life.
	Yeah, training people to be drone operators.
	There's nothing else to do in the future.
	Well, at least I have a chance, a shot at a job, because I have a license, so I can do that.
	I'd much rather do this.
	I mean, it's a lot more fun, actually.
	Well, it could get depressing.
	Yeah, they actually could.
	You're right.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	And before you get started, John, someone pointed this out to me in the New Zealand Herald News.
	There's a very popular, you know, they have public television down there, which I'm sure is just as awesome as ours is.
	But in this case, it's probably more public.
	However, they do, just like Gitmo Nation Lowlands, they do run commercials.
	So they have a long-running consumer affair show called Fair Go!
	And so this is kind of like, you know how Top Gear works where they really kind of, I guess, it seems like they're pretty fair about the reviews.
	So reporters and staff at TVNZ's long-running consumer affairs show Fairgo were recently instructed not to produce items that would offend advertisers.
	Ooh, nice.
	This is the entire reason why we cannot do this program commercially.
	Brought to you by Chevron.
	Well, if we did that...
	We'd be making more money.
	That's the final...
	You may be...
	Maybe we just give up on it.
	Call Chevron up and say, look, we're tired of bashing you guys.
	I'm sure Bobby Ray can point me in the right direction if I ask him.
	I'm sure he could.
	Now, I could also give up because I just got a letter this morning from the Netherlands.
	Not to mention the Netherlands.
	I decided to bring this up.
	Saying that I've won 750,000 euro.
	Wow.
	Now, yeah, in the uni lotto.
	Now, Todd, I'm going to only talk about this because I'm going to ask you a question because I didn't realize how they did the lotto in the Netherlands.
	The uni lotto satellite software email lottery in which email addresses are picked randomly.
	My goodness, this is outrageously cool.
	Now, so it's, you know, most people when they do a lottery, like in the United States, you know, it's essentially a rip-off.
	The payouts are one half of what they'd be in Vegas.
	Right.
	But you have to buy, you have to actually give them money.
	You have to buy a ticket.
	But apparently, this is why the economy of these countries isn't working out.
	They just randomly...
	Pull somebody's email address out and then leave them damn near a billion euros.
	That is, John, I'm saying hookers and blow and we're moving in with you.
	Almost a million euros.
	That's cool.
	That's a cool million bucks right there.
	Yeah, so I'm going to be following up on that.
	Yeah, make sure you go to the internet department of money.
	It's just amazing to me that these countries can just randomly pick an email.
	And then, of course, now to mention some of our great donors, the first ones from the Netherlands.
	He might be a winner himself.
	He probably has been.
	That's why he's passing some of the winnings on to us.
	Ivo Welton in Arnhem.
	Ivo.
	Ivo, right.
	In fact, he made a point of telling me to pronounce it Ivo.
	In the morning, John and Nat, it's been a while since I donated, but that's also because I'm just getting by the lowlands here, in the lowlands.
	On this March 1st show, I thought it'd be nice to combine my 35th birthday with a donation.
	So here's a mere 153 to support the best podcast in the universe.
	A dollar for every show since my last donation, plus $35 for every year walking around on the planet.
	No more TV for me, just a bit of news radio and no agenda show.
	I'm up to date on what's going on in the world.
	Keep up the great work.
	The pronunciation tells me how to pronounce his name.
	I want to thank you, Ivo.
	Sir Yaz in Linden, North Carolina, 12345.
	Without comment, David Murkowski in Jackson.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	I think Yaz did have a comment.
	Did Yaz have a note that he sent us?
	Yeah, hold on a second.
	Let me just check.
	I, uh...
	Hmm...
	Damn it, I sent that to Buzzkill.
	Maybe not.
	I don't know.
	Okay, well, we can do it later.
	If he sends a note, we can do it.
	Unless it's his birthday.
	We did get a note talking about that from Philip Welch, who apparently his note got clipped or something.
	And so he sent a long note.
	And some of it, I thought it probably should be read.
	I'll read it now.
	when he gave his...
	He's been donating for three years.
	And he ran into you, I guess, in Nashville.
	He's writing to request some relationship karma as the girl I've been dating since August dumped me on Sunday.
	And all my friends keep telling me I can do better and move on.
	But for now, I would like to see if the karma forces might take care, aka the girl, and make her reconsider.
	I'd like to get a shout-out to his best friend, Dale Combs, who's been there for very much the past few days.
	Please give Dale some karma.
	He graduated from MTSU in 2009, but has yet to find employment, which is three years.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Well, remember, friends, karma works in strange and mysterious ways.
	So, Phillip, your girl may not come back, but be on the lookout because one might be jumping on you.
	So, here's the karma for all you need.
	You've got karma.
	He also, he misses the swine flu minute.
	If you could just play that for him, I think you'd have something.
	Why don't I play it later?
	Because I have a swine flu minute for us.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, then you don't have to worry about it.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	We're all good.
	We're clear.
	We got your back.
	Okay.
	David Murkowski and Jackson, Mississippi, 111.
	11.
	Matthew Stroh in Holly Springs, North Carolina, $100.
	My soon-to-be fiancé just got canned from her citizen slumlord job.
	Ha, ha, ha.
	Please send her some MILF karma to get her back on her feet.
	MILF?
	That's one mother.
	I like to.
	You've got karma.
	I don't know about that.
	Joshua Dietrich in Grove City, Pennsylvania.
	$80.86.
	Great show on Sunday.
	It was entertaining and informative.
	Can I get a karma shout-out to Gitmo Slave?
	He's a super cool dude.
	I'll be in Austin next week.
	Oh.
	You've got karma.
	Give me a shout, man.
	See if we can hook up.
	Of course, we've got the big South By coming up.
	South By, yes.
	And are you going to go to that?
	Well, Miss Molly Wood is coming in for a few days.
	She'll be staying with us and enjoying the hot tub.
	And I think she's hooked us up with a couple of shows.
	I really appreciate the work you guys do.
	Cheers, Moxie.
	Robert Rodriguez in Lomita, California.
	6969.
	Another show.
	Where 69.69 has been donated.
	I'm going to have to track it back and see how many shows in a row that is.
	We need to get 69 of these 69.69ers.
	Whoever comes in at the 69th level will get extra credit.
	Hey, John and Adam.
	Thanks for the fantastic show.
	Could use some karma from our wife, Tracy, who's looking for a new job in the Portland area, I guess.
	PDX is Portland.
	And by proxy, karma to get the hell out of L.A. Yeah, you got it, man.
	Here's some...
	I don't know if you're going to like Portland.
	We've got karma.
	Philip Welch from Nashville, Tennessee, comes in with $69.69.
	Been listening to the show for three years.
	Have a $5 a month donor for about two...
	We just did him.
	We did?
	Yeah, that's the get the girl back karma.
	Oh.
	A little confusing.
	Yeah, well, it's because I didn't notice that it was put in.
	That's all right.
	Because that was put in by hand by Buzzkill Jr.
	That's all right.
	That's okay.
	It's okay.
	We're good.
	Wayne Harvey in Brisbane.
	69.69?
	In the morning, citizens from Gitmo Nation down under.
	Thanks for the work.
	That must be about 2069 so far.
	Thanks for the work you put in the greatest podcast in the universe.
	All I've got in my human resources, listening to the show, giving them an education, spotting the bogative reports in the mainstream media, which is all of them.
	Even my hot smoking MILF Has been propagating the formula and got her douchebag friends listening to the media assassination.
	I'd like to congratulate myself on my 36th birthday.
	Please put him on the list because he's not on the list.
	Wayne Harvey?
	Good day.
	You got him on there?
	And he'd like to say some Hey Citizen birthday karma.
	Hey Citizen birthday karma.
	Okay.
	That was no good.
	Hold on.
	Hey Citizen.
	There we go.
	You've got karma.
	Evan Weiner in Egg Harbor, New Jersey.
	5555.
	Sending you 5555.
	I've been listening for about six months.
	My second donation.
	More coming when I can afford it.
	Can you send Carmen to my dear friend Jen D who is trying to land the job of her dreams.
	Thanks a lot for the show.
	I love how you say that.
	The job of her dreams.
	P.S. I signed up for a podcaster's license and was a bonehead who probably didn't give you enough information, and then you're going to take care of that.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'm on it.
	Here comes the job of your dreams, Karma.
	You've got Karma.
	Two podcast licenses.
	You got it.
	If you're missing one, just email me, adam at curry.com, and I'll hook you up.
	Matthew Dropko in Columbus, Ohio, 5555.
	I'm still alive.
	I'm a long-time listener, first-time donor.
	Just got my taxes back today, although I'm just getting by.
	I need to give some value for value.
	I love listening to the show and the knowledge you guys and the laughs you give us.
	By the way, it's way easier than listening to Alex Jones and no commercials.
	I stay listening for the food and wine tips.
	Okay.
	Thank you very much.
	And that's a good way to spend your tax return.
	Sir, yes, people should think about that.
	Sir Daniel Hutner in Murphys, California, 5510, double nickels on the dime.
	F-PayPal, he says, those douchebags limited my account, which canceled my monthly subscription and wouldn't allow me to donate to the best damn podcast in the universe for three months.
	Well, I'm back in action, hoping you fellas could educate me on how to get a whoop-em mix as a ringtone on my iPhone.
	We'll play it at the end of the show.
	Well, he doesn't know how to move it to the iPhone, apparently.
	Don't you have to have it downloadable somewhere?
	You have to pay Apple.
	That's the whole model.
	We'll figure it out.
	Get a Nokia or an Android.
	That's how you get it onto your iPhone.
	David Wilson, Rowlett, Texas, 5510.
	Please call out Kit Brogdon, Joseph Gilbert, and Richard Gilbert as douchebags.
	Douchebag!
	The two brothers turned me on to the show over a year ago and have never donated.
	I've been a stoner, not a donor, for too long.
	Please give me some useless karma for my new management position.
	Alright.
	You go.
	You've got karma.
	Apparently it has an upcoming podcast.
	Kyle Kinzel in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	He's on the road to nighthood.
	Let's see if we can cut this down because this is the longest letter in history.
	Where can we start?
	Adam, you rock.
	Adam, you're awesome.
	Adam, you do great things.
	Adam, you're fantastic.
	Hey, John, love the food and wine tips.
	Did that kind of sum it up?
	No.
	He goes on about some house building.
	Let's give him some karma for the longest donation note ever.
	You've got karma.
	Actually, he has a new job giving care to a highly difficult to work with mentally ill disabled person.
	So we encourage helping others and hope the karma works for you.
	I think you're probably going to need it.
	Joe, the dish slave's back with double nickels on the dime with a pair of Lincolns and Roosevelt's toward my wife's damehood.
	You.
	Make sure you keep the records of these, Joe.
	I appreciate a mention of my podcast website, which is ozone.libsyn.com, L-I-B-S-Y, and you've got to come up with something better than that.
	Milf, shout out for my wife, and a slide whistle will round out his Thursday.
	Milf, that's one mother I'd like to.
	Wow.
	You are the Jimi Hendrix of Slide Whistle, my friend.
	Westland, Wagner in Fairbanks, Alaska.
	Wow.
	Time for the Northern Lights.
	50 double nickels on a dime.
	Coincidence, I think karma.
	Back February 211, I mailed in a donation, asked for some karma for a new human resource in my small business.
	The business, when I sent the donation, I hadn't had an order in three weeks.
	The day I mailed my donation, orders started piling up.
	Oh!
	I had about five times more business than I expected over the summer.
	Uh-huh.
	Awesome.
	Little human resource number three, my awesome MILF wife had no major issues during pregnancy, and in August she gave birth to a healthy, happy Maximus.
	Excellent.
	Maximus.
	So with this donation, I'd like to send out a huge shot of shut-up slave karma to my BFF, Justin Koritza, and a MILF call.
	So he needs a MILF. I don't have a shut-up.
	I don't have a shut-up thing.
	Shut-up slave?
	Well, that's a whole...
	Oh, yeah, that's just true.
	It's so good.
	Well, give a milf of karma.
	That's the best we can do.
	Yes, daddy-o.
	I'll do that.
	You've got karma.
	Just imagine if you donated more.
	Would that have quadrupled the order?
	Would that have given you more orders?
	Higher orders?
	I don't know.
	Seems so.
	Jason Hoffman in the middle of nowhere, and he's always asking him to get a Monation pizza pie.
	We've talked before, double nickels on the dime, writing this note to publicly thank my dad Kip from Muskego, Wisconsin, who generously contributed his donation last episode to complete my knighthood.
	Did we give him a knighthood last episode?
	I think so.
	Jason Hoffman.
	Yeah, it's Sir Hoffman.
	To you.
	Well, it's not on here as a Sir Hoffman.
	Well, that's Buzzkill Jr.
	disgracing the Order of the Knighthood.
	The knighthood is a hell of a present to have.
	Please de-douche him and as I call him out in episode 370, please give a huge karma shout out to the entire Hoffman clan and a karma shout to Dvorak for consistently pronouncing the various cities in Wisconsin correctly the first time when he mentions the donors from the dairy land.
	So he needs a...
	De-douche and karma double shot.
	Yeah.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And he says the drone operators are pansies.
	Well, a lot of them actually listen to this show, so I wouldn't do that.
	Okay, well, I won't say anything.
	It's Jeffrey Anderson in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 50-50.
	In the morning, John, I'm going to donate and ask for some good karma for my recent job interview, but no agenda karma works so well that while the money was in transit to PayPal, I already got the job.
	Now I have to move across the state in less than two weeks.
	Holy cow!
	Can I instead get some niner, niner, niner, hey, citizen karma so that my move goes smoothly?
	Ha ha!
	We can try it.
	Niner, niner, niner, niner!
	You've got karma.
	This is getting outrageous.
	We're like a couple dancing monkeys.
	I'm going to put a price on that.
	Kenosha, Wisconsin, $50.
	Dance monkey boy.
	Daniel Robitale in Lindsay, Ontario, $50.
	Why?
	Because my train commute is long and I can always use more discussions about pipelines.
	Yeah.
	It's been too long since my previous donation.
	I hope it's not getting boring.
	I'm enjoying it so much, the pipelines.
	Do we have to not do that anymore?
	Well, no.
	I think we have to continue the discussion until we have them covered.
	And then we can move on.
	Peter Totes, also $50 with no comment.
	And I want to thank these folks and all the rest of the donors, including the lesser ones, that help us every week.
	And this is Show 387, and we're moving right towards Show 400, which is going to be a celebratory show.
	We'll set up a special donation schedule for that.
	I do have a special caramelization here for...
	See, Rick sent a note in.
	He's a founding producer, by the way.
	His son is 14.
	His son has always donated his birthday money to our show.
	Two years in a row now.
	Huge fan.
	But he suffered brain injuries in the hospital.
	Yeah, it's all sucky.
	And so he wanted to know if we could give him a shot of karma.
	Well, of course we can give him a shot of speedy recovery karma.
	Very happy to do that.
	You've got karma.
	So that's Rick for his son Bryce.
	And I'm going to put him on the birthday list as well so he gets his birthday shout-out.
	And a little bit of karma for Josh's printer.
	He's trying to help us out here with some printing in the Austin area.
	You've got karma.
	That crazy printer, John?
	Or a printer?
	That crazy big printer?
	Yeah.
	That thing?
	Yeah.
	It needs some karma.
	It does?
	The printer needs karma?
	Yeah.
	It's persnickety.
	Well, they all are.
	I have a big printer here that's...
	You don't have the one this big.
	No, I don't have one that big.
	I have the other pro model, the smaller 17.
	He's got like probably a 44 or something like that.
	No, no, no.
	He's got the...
	No, dude.
	It's the one that you can print on metal.
	You don't have that.
	No, of course not.
	No.
	He wants to do street signs and stuff.
	We need some drone signs.
	Boner Road.
	Boner Road.
	So thank you very much, those of you who did check in and help us out.
	This is the only way that we can support ourselves doing this program.
	We put a lot of work into it.
	It's a value-for-value model.
	We certainly hope if you're enjoying the show, just tell us, think for yourself.
	How much was this worth?
	Did it really help me out?
	Did the karma work for me?
	Was it worth the cost of a movie?
	For instance.
	For instance?
	With a date.
	I mean, you can just hop into bed with our podcast and, you know, in your underwear, and you got the same effect of a movie and a date.
	Except you'll actually get laid.
	Which is, like, amazing.
	And there's only one place you need to go to help us out, because this is the place you need to remember.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. It's your birthday, birthday!
	On no agenda!
	And we say happy birthday to Wayne Harvick!
	He's celebrating tomorrow.
	Alan Mock congratulates his son, Aiden, who turns third on the third.
	Magic threes.
	Sean Paulson, he celebrated last Monday.
	Happy birthday to you, Sean.
	Ifo Velton turns 35 today.
	And, of course, Bryce, who just got some speedy recovery karma.
	Happy birthday from all of your buddies here at the No Agenda.
	It's your birthday, yeah!
	And no knighthoods.
	That just goes to show that we're light.
	Light on the night.
	We need knights.
	Come on, knights.
	Light on the night.
	Hey, I got an Ask John thing here for you.
	I'm okay.
	Yeah, thanks, love.
	You were talking the other day about Newt Gingrich.
	And I think we both agree that the guy is phenomenally good at saying things like, you're asking the wrong question.
	He's great at it.
	To watch Gingrich at these debates is like watching a master.
	And I put a link in the show notes, 387.nashownotes.com, which, you really should read this.
	It's a, where is it here?
	It's a rundown of just how insane this guy really is.
	I mean, Newt Gingrich is absolutely insane.
	If you see all the tricks and the things and, you know, every wife gets sick, he leaves them.
	The guy is a total a-hole.
	I mean, really.
	But he's a talker.
	And he does it so well and so slickly.
	And I'm going to play you a clip.
	And I want you to tell me where this clip is from.
	Okay?
	It's of Newt Gingrich in an interview.
	You ready?
	And I want you to tell me, because he does it again.
	It's him just like you saw him last night.
	We're going to go live to Washington and Congressman Newt Gingrich and Senator Eugene McCarthy.
	Congressman Gingrich, is there anything...
	That's worth blowing away the world, worth the risk of a nuclear confrontation that could be set off by the convergence of these two great naval task forces out there in the Middle East.
	Don, tragically you've asked the right question.
	There is no thing worth nuclear war.
	But Winston Churchill said it brilliantly when he said that war is horrible, slavery is worse.
	If we stand by and allow the Soviet Union in international waters to block the United States from acting on behalf of our friends and allies, with our friends and allies, if we stand by and allow a Soviet-backed puppet state in Oman to block the Straits of Hormuz and strangle both Japan, the second largest economy in the world, and Western Europe, Then freedom will die.
	Alright, so that sounds like he just said it last night.
	Of course, some of the players were different.
	So this is from some years ago, I assume.
	1981, the movie Countdown to the Looking Glass.
	He is an actor in this.
	And this movie is a link to it.
	It's 84.
	There's a link to it on Google Video.
	You can watch the whole thing.
	It's basically what's playing out right now, except the bad guy is Iran and not Russia.
	And Newt Gingrich is saying the exact same things he says today.
	Just replace Russia with Iran.
	It's hilarious.
	Isn't it?
	Yeah, that's a good catch.
	Who sent you that one?
	Did that come through the network?
	Producer Art Larson caught that and he sent that to me.
	And I was just like, wow.
	And he's in it a couple of times with dark hair.
	He's a brunette.
	Yeah, it's not as presidential.
	Black hair is good.
	The guy is insane, I'm telling you.
	He's absolutely insane.
	He is a liar, a cheat, like Romney's not, or Santorum.
	They're all insane.
	I can't even watch this race anymore.
	It just makes me want to throw up.
	Well, it's too repetitive.
	Yeah, that's why it's boring.
	Oh, well, thank God we killed Andrew Breitbart.
	Oh, we've got something to talk about.
	Yeah, I mean, it's very repetitive.
	I was getting pretty bored of the whole tornado thing.
	They got Soledad O'Brien on the ground.
	They got Don Lemon on the ground.
	By the way, Don Lemon, you'll never see him back in the studio again.
	He made a big mistake going on location for the Whitney Houston stuff.
	Just as a...
	I'm telling you how exactly...
	He did a stand-up?
	He was doing the stand-ups for Whitney Houston.
	And now I know exactly how this goes.
	You know it too.
	He's great.
	Yeah, that's fantastic.
	Don, you gotta stay on the road.
	So he's there like, here's this guy and here's all this stuff in his pickup truck and it's devastating and, oh wait, here's someone who's gonna cry.
	Hold on a second.
	It's okay, you can cry.
	You're gonna cry on my shoulder.
	I'm Don Lemon.
	It's disgusting.
	Just leeching off.
	We're gonna break, we're gonna come back to you three times this hour, Don Lemon.
	Yeah, cause I gotta show you more shit that's broken.
	People's lives destroyed.
	I'm Don Lemon.
	I'm Don Lemon.
	Yeah, you might be right.
	They may be pushing him out into the field.
	He's in the field.
	I've seen this happen before.
	Yeah, it happens.
	So the thing, big news this week, of course, is the little town, and you might want to play at the Charon, whatever the name of this town is, near Cleveland as it's introduced by the ABC Stooges.
	Play Charon, yeah.
	From ABC News, this is ABC World News with Diane Sawyer.
	Good evening.
	Tonight we add another name to that searing list that begins with Columbine and Virginia Tech.
	It is the small town of Chardon, Ohio.
	5,000 people who live right outside Cleveland known for their serenity and maple syrup until today.
	I'm Dan Sawyer.
	I'm hammered.
	Here's the maple syrup.
	And serenity.
	Are you kidding me?
	Is that something?
	Are you kidding me?
	So they have this shooting.
	Now, everywhere you look, of course, these schools are just factories.
	They're crap.
	They're lousy.
	We talk about this.
	They practice lockdowns, apparently.
	So now there's lockdowns left and right.
	So play this one.
	This is the local one.
	We had our local version.
	Play the one at the bottom.
	Schools shut down over imaginary gunmen.
	Oh, yeah.
	I heard about this.
	To the East Bay Now, police locked down East Avenue Middle School in Livermore for more than two hours after a parent reported seeing a man with a gun on campus.
	ABC 7's John Alston got a first-hand account from that mother and he joins us now live from Livermore.
	John.
	Carolyn, this was a rough day for more than two dozen students and faculty, especially coming so soon after the fatal school shooting in Ohio.
	Students here were scared but unhurt and tonight there is still no sign of the man with a rifle.
	The all clear came shortly before 7 p.m., when students were allowed to finally leave their locked classroom after more than two frightening hours.
	It was very scary, actually.
	A lot of pressure.
	And she's just having a hard time right now.
	Just before 4.30, she was with her mother, who first reported seeing a man in the hallway wearing jeans, a hoodie, and a black beanie, and carrying a rifle under his arm.
	It was a long one.
	I don't know much about weapons, but I could just say it was long.
	It was like a rifle.
	I don't know what kind of weapon it was, but I saw it.
	Oh, stop.
	Long gun.
	We know that's code.
	It was a long one.
	Long gun.
	Remember, that's the code for AR-15s, other assault weapons.
	Maybe.
	Whatever the case was, this woman was imagining this whole thing.
	Because they showed the over...
	They brought in police from everywhere.
	Their whole town was locked down, and there was nobody ever to be found.
	And so this is just like somebody imagining something and the thing getting completely out of control, scaring the crap out of the kids.
	And then the more interesting one, which I don't have a clip for, which also took place in, I guess this was in North Georgia, in Gainesville, Georgia.
	The Gainesville Time reports that a student at Lanier Technical College sent a text message which was supposed to say, gonna be at the West Hall this afternoon.
	And the autocorrect changed the name Gunman.
	Yeah.
	Gunmen at the West Hall this afternoon.
	All hell breaks loose.
	Shut down.
	Lockdown.
	We're going to lockdown.
	Lockdown.
	They went to lockdown.
	This is ridiculous.
	Yeah.
	We're so jumpy.
	I mean, there's nothing going on.
	That one crazy kid shoots a couple of kids, which is, if you just go by statistics, the number of kids that are shot in schools is probably lower than it should be, just based on statistical analysis.
	Lower than it should be.
	It should be higher!
	John C. Dvorak says, this is wrong!
	There should be more kids shot in school!
	Just by statistics, I'm saying.
	Uh-huh.
	That was funny.
	I like that.
	I like that.
	That was good.
	Just by statistics, there should be more.
	I have nothing to say about this.
	It sucks.
	Whatever.
	It sucks.
	I'm sorry.
	It sucks.
	Yeah, it does suck.
	So, changing the topic, I'm very disappointed in what's happened to the show Extra.
	Oh, no.
	No, really.
	And now, back to real news.
	I noticed this.
	I did it a couple weeks ago.
	We played an extra clip, and I was a little concerned then, but now I'm totally concerned.
	I think the show has got new producers or something.
	Somebody had to fix what's not broken, which is classic TV. And so they've dropped the extra, extra person screaming.
	They do play it once in a while very low.
	They don't have that long lead-in, you know, that jet engine starting up.
	Yeah, I like that.
	That really got me going.
	Extra, extra, extra.
	Gone.
	What?
	Angelina's leg steals the show.
	Clooney's top secret afterparty.
	What really slipped out of J-Lo's dress?
	Right now, it's Extra at the Oscars.
	Extra at Extra!
	A million stars, a million moments you didn't see.
	I'm going to take my folks out and get them hammered.
	You think the Oscar's heavy?
	Try picking her up.
	Look at your dimple!
	From the red carpet exploding with A-listers to the winners backstage.
	Jean Dujardin speechless.
	Wow!
	Wow!
	Meryl's funny Oscar fight.
	She's mad at me.
	Okay.
	I get it.
	They broke it.
	You're right.
	They totally broke it.
	It used to be pretty exciting.
	It was very compelling.
	You could actually get through the whole thing.
	Yeah, you get into it.
	It's like a lame version of Entertainment Tonight or whatever.
	It's not the old...
	It was nasty.
	It was loud.
	It had extra, extra, extra constantly being thrown in your face.
	It had flashing lights.
	Now it's boring.
	What happened?
	Suits.
	Yeah.
	Suits.
	They always come in and mess it up, don't they?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	I'll say the Oscars were pretty good, though.
	It was a good show.
	I found it to be a very slow movie.
	I didn't care for it.
	You know what I liked is that...
	Yeah, what's the deal with...
	Hey, let's give it...
	Right at the beginning, you know, at the beginning, they give these lame awards out, and then the guys get to talk forever.
	Then at the end, they can't talk when they give good awards out.
	But why they give a sound editing, and then, you know, like you go on sound editing, and some guy, some sound geek goes up.
	Then the next award was sound mixing.
	Yeah.
	What is the difference?
	Well, there's a difference.
	Well, then why don't you take it off stage?
	Do it someplace else.
	We don't really want to see the sound editor.
	I thought it was kind of interesting that, you know, whenever an American wins an award, they get up there, they thank their fellow nominees, and the French guys go, hey, I'm great.
	Fuck you.
	Exactly.
	They don't thank anybody.
	No, they don't thank anybody.
	You're standing there, and you just beat out, like, some of the best actors in the business.
	I'm not going to acknowledge you.
	I'm French.
	Thanks for the award.
	Bye!
	Speaking of some good acting, I'm sure you've seen the Gordon Gekko acting gig.
	We need to get one of these.
	Michael Douglas.
	Yeah?
	Well, the FBI has hired him for an infomercial.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	That greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
	Greed is right.
	Is this the FBI in Mexico?
	No, shh, listen!
	Hello, I'm Michael Douglas.
	In the movie Wall Street, I play Gordon Gekko, a greedy corporate executive who cheated a profit while innocent investors lost their savings.
	The movie was fiction, but the problem is real.
	Our economy is increasingly dependent on the success and integrity of the financial markets.
	If a deal looks too good to be true, it probably is.
	For more information on how you can help identify securities fraud or to report insider trading, contact your local FBI office or submit a tip online at www.fbi.gov.
	Thank you.
	Hey, listen, if you've got an insider trading, call me.
	Don't be giving no tips to the FBI. I've gone online to the FBI sites where they can put stuff in there.
	It's a joke.
	I don't doubt if they ever look at it.
	Unless you have a contact in the FBI, I really seriously doubt any of the stuff they pay attention to.
	They just think everyone's a crackpot.
	Yeah.
	That's what I'm saying.
	If you've got a serious tip for insider trading, call me.
	I'll call John.
	And then we'll get some money out of this thing.
	Yeah, finally.
	So there was...
	Well, go ahead.
	Go ahead, please.
	Well, I got another clip for that I want to play because I forgot what it is.
	But it's The Death of Broadcasting.
	You just want to play it so you can remember what it is.
	All right.
	Two candidates in the race are making a...
	Local stories that affect where you live, reaching a milestone...
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, here it is.
	So the local station in the Salina station, that's ABC, between...
	One show and another.
	They got no advertising.
	You can play this whole clip and you see what we're dealing with.
	They've got no advertising, so they run nothing but house ads.
	And I'm wondering...
	What's a house ad?
	Explain to everybody what a house ad is.
	A house ad is...
	If we had advertising on this show, a house ad would be...
	Hey, by the way, next Thursday we're going to have a special guest on the next No Agenda.
	So tune in to the next No Agenda.
	So it's more like this.
	Hey, you're listening to the No Agenda Show.
	Don't forget to always listen to Lee Brown's Dirty Boxers on the No Agenda stream in the morning, everybody.
	Yeah, that would be it, too.
	You can either publicize the network, you publicize yourself, or you publicize something else on the network.
	Right.
	And it's a house ad.
	There's no income to be derived from these.
	So this is like what this poor station is playing.
	Just play the death of broadcasting in its entirety.
	One house ad after another.
	It's pathetic.
	Two candidates in the race are making a Local stories that affect where you live.
	We're reaching a milestone tonight.
	Your complete local forecast.
	Fog moving down the coast.
	The latest in Central Coast sports.
	Palm High taking on Salinas.
	KSBW Action News 8.
	The most watched news team on the Central Coast.
	It's coverage you can count on.
	Get to know the all-new Central Coast ABC. Weekdays at 7 a.m.
	Watch Good Morning America with Robin Roberts and George Stephanopoulos.
	Then get real with America's favorite doctor.
	Watch Dr.
	Phil at 9 a.m.
	on Central Coast ABC. And don't miss the morning chat fest with all the ladies from The View at 10 a.m.
	Plus, make an appointment.
	The doctors are in at 11 a.m.
	on Central Coast ABC. Your new home for ABC on the Central Coast.
	Yeah, I got it.
	It goes on and on.
	There's about seven of them.
	And the question in my mind is always, why don't you put some content?
	You got nothing going on.
	Put a no agenda shot in there or something.
	Put some content or put a little tip or something that people can use.
	Some insider trading tips.
	But that's the death of broadcasting.
	You witnessed it.
	That was it right there.
	So there's more, and I'm connecting these dots, with the Penn State Pedobear.
	Of course, this has now died off, fallen off the radar about the second mile and all the elites getting kids to hump Sandusky and all these guys and a bunch of pedophiles in Pennsylvania.
	And I'm glad I caught this little ditty because you're not going to hear about it for much longer on the real news.
	A newly discovered memo stamped confidential and labeled secret archives is stunning.
	Now part of court documents, it suggests Philadelphia's Roman Catholic Cardinal, Anthony Bevilacqua, wanted to destroy possible evidence of 35 priests sexually abusing children.
	On the memo is a note, handwritten by a bishop, implicating his boss, the Cardinal.
	I shredded four copies of these lists from the secret archives.
	This action was taken on the basis of a directive I received from Cardinal Bevilacqua at the directives meeting of 3-15-94.
	If this claim proves to be true, it's a shocking indictment of one of the highest ranking people in the Roman Catholic Church in the United States.
	Court documents show one of those files was secretly kept in a safe, put there by a bishop who was supposed to shred the papers.
	The file was discovered after the bishop died.
	Cardinal Bevilacqua died last month.
	Ooh, how convenient.
	Oh, poor Cardinal Bevilacqua.
	A lot of people there dying all of a sudden, huh?
	Well, you gotta do something.
	Who else died?
	Cover it up.
	Who else died in the cover-up?
	From Penn State, right?
	Yeah, the old man died.
	The old man dies.
	If you don't think people are not being killed, just to cover this stuff up, you're crazy.
	The old man was pretty old.
	The old man was pretty old.
	Talking about you say the mainstream media is not going to do his job.
	Here's a report.
	You can stop this when you feel like it, but this is the what is child abuse clip.
	There is a school, local school, where apparently some teacher was abusing people I want you to listen to this and tell me what was actually going on, because you can listen to all these reports and read all these stories, and there's never any mention of what it is that was going on.
	And I'm Carolyn Johnson.
	New developments tonight in a shocking abuse scandal at a Bay Area school.
	Yeah, we have learned tonight that more adults at the school are in serious trouble.
	ABC 7's Amidate is in the newsroom with more on a story that you will see only on 7 tonight.
	Only?
	The Redwood City School District has completed its review in the alleged child abuse scandal that has a teacher facing charges.
	New tonight, we've learned six other employees will now face disciplinary action.
	How could this have ever been allowed to happen?
	And why did six people stand idly by why a child was being abused?
	Christopher Dolan is the attorney for the family of this five-year-old autistic boy who was enrolled in a special education preschool class at Roosevelt Elementary School.
	His teacher, Alexia Bogdis, is accused of abusing him and another four-year-old boy.
	The abuse reportedly happened in December and January.
	Let me tell you something.
	This whole shooting thing?
	It's a cover-up.
	Please, please be really afraid of guns.
	I think if I had a kid in school, I'd send them with a gun to shoot these abusing teachers.
	Yeah, but the question in my mind is, what are they talking about?
	Is it verbal abuse?
	No, I understand what...
	Was it sexual abuse?
	Was it they beating the crap out of the kid?
	They can't tell you.
	It's never said.
	They can't tell you.
	Why?
	Because they don't want you to be really horrified.
	Or...
	Because you'd go in and you'd shit.
	I mean, there's a whole school in California.
	Everyone got replaced.
	They're nuts.
	But that was made very clear what was going on.
	With this case, it's so big.
	It's making them eat semen.
	Are you crazy?
	Oh!
	I'm going nuts here.
	You don't know what's going on.
	It could be something horrible.
	They're not going to tell you.
	It could be something horrible or not.
	But the thing is, I think we need to be told.
	They've got to report on this.
	They just can't have vague...
	If it is something horrible, then they're soft-peddling the story.
	Well, it's only on 7.
	If it's so bad, why does only one channel have the story?
	It's only on 7.
	The whole thing is sketchy.
	I don't like this kind of reporting.
	I don't know if you can find it fine.
	No!
	I think it stinks.
	No, call Channel 7.
	It's only on 7.
	They must know.
	Either they're covering it up or they don't know.
	It's got to be one or the other.
	That was different.
	Yeah, that was.
	By the way, it's distorted.
	Let me try it again then.
	Better?
	It's a little distorted on the front end.
	Yeah, and Skype is so reliable.
	No, no, I'm telling you, it was the same.
	Maybe it's going into Skype and it hits Skype and goes, oh my God, and it screws it up because it's fine at the end.
	Okay, well, it's leveled.
	CDC, the Centers for Disease Control, co-authored a new study.
	And it's unbelievable.
	The same people who consulted on the movie Contagion now can tell you that for the very first time, scientists have found evidence of flu in bats reporting never-before-seen viruses whose risk to humans is unclear.
	It's so brazen.
	So this is a wag the dog scenario.
	Completely.
	They finance an entire movie.
	They have experts working on it.
	At the end of the movie, you see the bat pooped, and then the pig ate it, and then the person ate the bacon, and then the whole world died.
	And it literally says, in this AP report...
	It could still pose a threat to humans.
	For example, if it mingled with more common forms of influenza, it could also swap genes and mutate into something more dangerous, a scenario at the heart of the global flu pandemic movie, Contagion.
	I mean, really?
	It's just propaganda for vaccines, for flu vaccines and of the like.
	And one of my producers, our producers, I was at his doctor's office, and there was a pamphlet.
	And he sent me a scan of this pamphlet.
	It was vaccine information.
	And on the pamphlet, there was a website, vaccineinformation.org.
	And vaccineinformation.org literally has what they call cell sheets.
	It's literally called cell sheets, if you download the PDF, about what you need to give your patients to get them to take vaccines.
	And all kinds of, you know, question and answer scenarios.
	And then, so I look at that and I do a who is.
	And it's the owners of the vaccineinformation.org website, which is called For the Immunization Action Coalition for the Public and Health Professionals.
	So this is a professional website.
	And then you go to immunize.org, which is the IAC website.
	And there they've really got, you know, it's like vaccine information statements, ask the experts handouts for patients and staff.
	I mean, all the cell sheets.
	I'm like, okay, well, who's running this thing?
	And so I go to about the IAC. And let's see, I click on funding.
	Always interesting.
	This is very simple to do, by the way.
	The Immunization Action Coalition receives funding from a variety of sources.
	Who do you think they get it from, John, the Information Action Coalition?
	Well, I would think they're getting it from some drug companies, for sure.
	Well, let's start with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
	It's a partnership.
	With the CDC, the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the CDC, the Mark and Muriel Wexler Foundation, Anonymous, apparently the hackers, the hacktivists are contributing, and then we have Baxter Healthcare Corp.,
	CSL Biotherapies, GlaxoSmithKline, MedImmune, Inc., Merck, Sharp, and Dohume Corp., Novartis Vaccines, Orthoclinical Diagnostics, Inc., Pfizer, Inc., Sanofi Pasteur, Our government is in bed with Big Pharma.
	And they just put it right there on the website.
	There's our 2012 funding.
	And then they have the gall to say, donate.
	The gall.
	They have a donate button.
	They have a donate button where they've got companies like Baxter and these other big guys there with nothing but deep pockets.
	The nerve of these guys.
	That's to make it look legit.
	This is like the PBS donate button.
	And we are so stupid.
	We are so stupid.
	Remember that diet pill you were telling me about and we figured out it was the combination of two other pills?
	Yeah.
	We should have jumped on that stock.
	The FDA approved its stock doubled.
	Yeah.
	It's still going up.
	Oh, you've been following?
	Did you get in on that action?
	No.
	We got nothing to make action with.
	Nothing to donate.
	Nothing to invest.
	We got nothing to make action with.
	Tapped.
	Yeah.
	Tapped.
	Yeah.
	I'm tapped.
	What's gas up there?
	I do have a clip.
	Tell me what gas is up there.
	I'm surprised you didn't.
	You know the kid who shot up the place in Cheren, Ohio?
	Yeah.
	I'm surprised you didn't get on this particular note that he apparently had posted something on Facebook.
	No, John, because I think it's much more important to know why we're sending energy bars to North Korea.
	I agree with that, but you've got to play this because this is just quite funny.
	What is the clip?
	This is bullcrap.
	Die, die, die.
	Uh, hold on, where is that?
	Oh, I got it.
	Really?
	Now, I'm torn.
	Amen.
	Because on the one hand, I think, you know, if you're being bullied, you'd probably go and shoot a couple people.
	That'll teach them.
	Definitely.
	Don't bully.
	You know, you never know who you're going to bully.
	This is actually a very good lesson.
	Yeah, you'd be bullying a psycho and you'd end up with a bullet in your head.
	Yeah, it's a very good lesson.
	Instead of what the mainstream media was telling us, Oh, this is so horrible.
	You will want to kiss your kid tomorrow before he goes to school because it could be the last day you ever see him.
	That's all I heard Don Lemon saying.
	Kiss your kid.
	It might be the last time you see him.
	Instead of, hey, don't bully kids because it might shoot you.
	Smart.
	Don't bully people.
	So, if you watch Fox?
	No.
	So, apparently a lot of people...
	Actually, I'm not going to play this clip because I want to clip this one down.
	It's too funny.
	Oh, actually, you can...
	Screw it, man.
	If it's good, if it's funny, I'll go for it.
	No, no, it's funny if it was clipped down because it sounds...
	It's got double entendres all throughout.
	I'm going to play it.
	Max height.
	This is a commercial.
	Guys, pay attention.
	How would you like to have an extra two inches?
	If your height makes you feel overlooked at work or embarrassed because...
	Why don't you just go work for The Jon Stewart Show?
	Just admit it.
	Go work for David Letterman.
	You can be his slide whistle, bitch.
	I could.
	Yeah, clip it down.
	It'll be funnier.
	I get it.
	But it's like, you know, you're not really helping me.
	What am I supposed to be helping you for?
	I don't know.
	I'm not working for you.
	I'm not helping you.
	Play bear bile farming.
	Here's a story that you need to bust open.
	Oh, what?
	I'm not working for you.
	I'm not your story, bitch.
	Come on.
	Animal welfare groups in China have stepped up their campaign to stop bears being farmed for their bile.
	Bear bile is used as an ingredient in traditional Chinese medicine.
	It's supposed to cleanse the liver and improve eyesight.
	It's extracted from living bears without anesthetic, and the practice is legal in China.
	But the campaigners say it is cruel and are calling for it to be stopped.
	Now, though, the industry is fighting back.
	Michael Bristow reports from Beijing.
	What is bear bile?
	They drill a hole.
	Apparently all the zoo bears in China this is being done to.
	Who knew?
	Panda bears or regular bears?
	Essentially, they drill a hole in the bear's stomach.
	Yeah.
	And then they just take the juice out and that's called bear bile.
	And you drink it or what do you do?
	It's disgusting to look at.
	I have no idea what you do.
	I guess you drink it.
	I guess you mix it.
	Maybe it's a mixed drink.
	Maybe they mix it in stir fry.
	I have no idea.
	Stir fry.
	If I see a bear around here, I'm shooting it, and I'm going to put his bile in my stir fry.
	You should.
	I will.
	Some interesting news came through, which you probably didn't hear about.
	You know, they tore down the set.
	Bin Laden's compound there, that set in Abbottabad.
	Yeah, they got to put something new up.
	Yeah.
	Guess what they found when they were tearing down the set?
	Corpse?
	Two Bibles.
	I hope they didn't burn them.
	No, but I mean, how whacked is that?
	So Bin Laden was there and he was reading the Bible.
	Well, I think the guy was a phony.
	Yeah.
	And then the best cover-up of all, we find out that the remains of passengers killed in the Shanksville, Pennsylvania crash and the so-called airplane that crashed into the Pentagon...
	You know, these real events that happened, John, these real things that, you know, the plane in Shanksville, of course, it left a little hole and there was no luggage, no nothing.
	It was just like a hole in the ground.
	And, of course, there was no luggage or anything or, you know, nothing we found at the Pentagon for these planes, airplanes, aircraft, big airplanes.
	The remains were, it's unbelievable, they were thrown into a landfill and chemically treated, so we can't go back and find the evidence.
	Isn't that crazy how that happens?
	What remains?
	The remains, here it is, I'll read it to you, is from the Pentagon.
	Remains of the passengers killed in 9-11 crashes, Shanksville, Pennsylvania, and the jet that struck the Pentagon in Northern Virginia were sent to Dover, then to a landfill.
	A landfill?
	Yes, and handled by, I'll give you the name of the company, it's a chemical treatment company, because what they do is they basically pour chemicals on the landfill so that you can't find any more evidence.
	Hmm.
	It's kind of a...
	This just happened?
	Yeah, this report came out of the Pentagon.
	How long have these bodies been laying around?
	No, no.
	The report just came out that that's what happened with the remains.
	Right off the bat.
	Yeah, they took them away, threw them in the landfill, and treated them...
	Here it is.
	The report adds that mortuary officials first believed that after final incineration, nothing remained of the victims.
	Reviewing the report, the Washington Post reveals that residual material from the 9-11 victims did exist.
	However, they were handed to a biomedical waste disposal contractor hired by the Pentagon that then approved for the remains to go to the landfill and be treated.
	They just throw it in your face, don't they?
	Well, I'm surprised they didn't do this earlier.
	Well, I think they did it, but they only just now are coming out with a report now that no one cares anymore.
	It's been a long time.
	No one gives a crap.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Nobody gives a crap.
	Yep.
	More than two in five former House staffers who registered as lobbyists went to one of Washington's main lobbying firms.
	377 staffers of our government have become lobbyists.
	50 of those were legislative assistants, 32 were chiefs of staff, 26 legislative directors, and 22 were staff assistants.
	I thought we were promised this would not happen, this revolving door.
	Didn't the president promise us that?
	I think so.
	I think he says he was going to take care of it.
	That and closing Gitmo, getting us out of Iraq immediately, and some other take-that-to-the-bank commentary.
	That story is obviously false.
	Yeah, clearly it can't be true.
	Someone can't count.
	Well then, while we just wind up here with the Obama Scampaign, the CEO of Light Squared has resigned, Sanjeev Ahuja.
	Of course, we talked about how the president had invested in the company before it became LightSquared.
	Then Senator Barack Obama put $90,000 into the, I think it was Skynet or Skytel or something like that.
	And then, of course, they were going to get walked through FCC approval and that backfired, particularly when the CEO of LightSquared called up his buddy Anish Chopra.
	Then CTO for President Obama and said, hey, I happen to be donating a lot of money today.
	Can I get a meeting?
	So he's now out.
	So it's kind of a shame because I thought it would be cool to have that wireless broadband everywhere.
	So we're getting screwed on the deal.
	I'm sure there were some big players in the background on that.
	I'm sure Verizon wasn't too happy with it.
	And solar, I guess, how is solar?
	Is solar just like over?
	I guess we figured out that solar doesn't really work.
	No, what we figured out was that the Chinese can produce solar panels so cheap that there's no way even a breakthrough in technology can compete with them.
	That's what we figured out.
	Abound Solar, who received a $400 million federal loan guarantee, is cutting 70% of their staff.
	They're about to go out of business.
	Another Obama-friendly deal there.
	Insane, ladies and gentlemen.
	Insane.
	And what do we hear on the news?
	Oh man, your pickup truck's got your last, just a piece of paper from your house.
	I feel bad, but that's not news, people.
	Bare bile farming is.
	Yeah.
	And then the one that really, really, really irked me.
	And I'm saving the best for last.
	Two days ago, I think.
	How was it?
	Two days ago.
	Let me double check.
	The president came out with a presidential policy directive.
	Yes, this came out yesterday, February 28th.
	Now, if you remember the NDAA, the National Defense Authorization Act, It had a provision in there regarding Section 1022, which is...
	There's two portions to that, 1021, 1022.
	1022 is that you can detain a terrorist, an enemy combatant, indefinitely.
	1021...
	Is that you can basically call anyone a covered person.
	An enemy combatant.
	Therefore, you can be black bagged, droned, whatever.
	You're fair game, I guess is what we call it.
	And this had to be...
	The president had to make some decisions on this as to the guidance of how a covered person would be determined within 60 days of the signing of the bill.
	Well, lo and behold, 59 days later, he comes out with the Presidential Policy Directive Requirements of the National Defense Authorization Act.
	There's been a lot of dissemination of this online.
	It's a very long legal document.
	But at the end, I'll just read to you Section E. You know, this is my hobby.
	I like reading these things.
	Effect of National Security Waiver.
	As provided in Section 2E of this directive, nothing in this directive precludes the Attorney General, that's Eric Holder, the guy who kills people, in consultation with other senior national security officials, whoever that is, from issuing a national security waiver at any time.
	Once such a waiver is issued, the covered person determination process for an individual covered by that waiver shall cease, and no further action shall be required under Section 1022 of this directive.
	In other words, blah-de-blah-de-blah, blah-de-blah-de-blah, if we say you're bad, screw you, we're picking you up.
	This is worse than the NDAA itself.
	What are you doing?
	This is a surprise to you?
	No, but I have to report on it.
	Where else are you going to get this news?
	You didn't know about it.
	I did, actually.
	No.
	No, I was looking at...
	I just wanted to summarize one big one thing, just kind of like a finish my contribution here.
	Well, you weren't listening to me.
	You don't care.
	Okay.
	No, I was listening to you.
	They said that they can just arrest you even more easily than they could before and without trial.
	Yeah, if Eric Holder decides so.
	The general.
	Yeah.
	I thought they were trying to get rid of that guy.
	Yeah, they are.
	He got really angry.
	Did you hear that?
	No.
	He was pounding the desk.
	About what?
	About Fast and Furious.
	Oh, he's still denying it, or what's the deal?
	Oh, I got the clip for you.
	I didn't see it.
	Did you have a clip?
	Because I didn't see any.
	Yeah, I got a clip.
	This is new?
	Yeah, this is new.
	He's pounding the desk and blaming the Bush administration.
	Attorney General, just an hour or so ago.
	That was a fundamentally flawed program.
	Fundamentally flawed.
	And I think that I can actually agree with some of my harshest critics that there are legitimate issues that need to be explored with regard to the way in which Fast and Furious was carried out.
	But I think one thing that also has to be understood is that once this was brought to my attention, I stopped it.
	I stopped it.
	I stopped.
	In spite of what other attorneys general might have done with briefings that they got, I stopped.
	When this attorney general heard about these practices, I said to the men and women of the United States Department of Justice, to the field, to people at Maine Justice, this ain't going to be the way we conduct business.
	So do you think he actually went to the entire department and said, Brothers and sisters, this ain't the way we're going to be doing business!
	This sounds like a bogus story.
	He actually said...
	This doesn't follow the timeline.
	This ain't gonna be the way we do...
	No, of course not.
	The guy is lying through his teeth and no one's covering this.
	But he actually says, this ain't gonna be the way we do in business.
	What are you?
	What are you, from South Central LA all of a sudden?
	What are you?
	It's a gangster.
	Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
	What are you, Snoop Dogg all of a sudden?
	Eric Snoop Dogg Holder.
	This ain't gonna be the way we do business.
	Roll me another blurt.
	Well, you're up to date now.
	Yeah, great.
	The Holder thing is just annoying, and they're obviously not going to do anything about it.
	The Republicans just don't seem to have the ability to go for the throat on these things, because they're probably so deep into all this stuff, they...
	You know, everybody's...
	They're all on the take.
	Yeah, the whole thing is so corrupt.
	The asylum has taken over, and the only thing we can do is just give you our briefing, our twice-a-week briefing on what's going on so you don't feel so screwed when they're lying to you.
	It's hard.
	It's hard when people lie to you.
	I was looking at today's New York Times just came in the morning, and I never realized, because I never pay much attention to these advertisements, but they always say it's for the elites.
	Did they actually say that?
	Well, somebody does.
	Not the Times.
	So I flip open to page 2 and page 3, A2 and A3, and there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 big ads surrounding the news in the middle.
	Oh, really?
	And here's the advertisers, just so you know who reads the paper.
	Okay.
	Chanel.
	Yeah, I'm going to go buy me a couple ounces after the show.
	Well, I'm going to buy me a nice gold watch.
	Gucci?
	I'm going to buy me some groovy shoes and a belt.
	Prada?
	Shoes!
	Louis Vuitton?
	My handbag is rocking.
	Tiffany?
	Well, Newt Gingrich is my bitch.
	B&O? Bang& Olufsen?
	Oh, I love my phone.
	It's so sleek and slender and high-tech.
	And Mikimoto.
	What's that?
	That's some Japanese boutique.
	Mikimoto.
	That's it.
	I mean, who shops at any of those places?
	Elites.
	Exactly.
	To wind it up, do you want to...
	So I have an end of show clip, which actually I have some choices.
	Maynard interviewed a representative of the GLBTQI cabal.
	And ask the question on our behalf, which I think might be fun to play as an end-of-show clip.
	It's about a minute 45.
	Yeah, I'm always game for Maynard.
	Yeah, Maynard.
	I think we would be amiss, though, if we didn't talk about Euroland, just briefly.
	I know you and Horowitz are always all over this on the Unplugged show.
	But Haiku Herman, who we really don't mind ridiculing for his horrible pronunciation and his awkward way of speaking, he's really laying down the gauntlet on Europe.
	Why can't we do both?
	It can't be a long clip.
	No, I want to play those just now, just to wind it up, if you're okay with it.
	Oh, you want to play it before?
	You don't want to play it in the show clip?
	No, we have to laugh at him.
	All right, play Haiku first.
	Haiku Herman, the President of the United States of Europe, who has just been reinstated for another two-and-a-half-year term because he had no contenders.
	We are seeing clear signs of stabilization in the financial markets.
	Oh, is that true, John?
	I'm just checking with you.
	Well, it depends on whether you believe the lies or not.
	Okay.
	Interest rates decreased dramatically.
	Is that true?
	Well, they were pretty high, so it didn't take much.
	Yeah, probably.
	They've decreased dramatically, what, for the banks?
	No, they're bonds.
	They're bonds from country to country.
	They've gone down a little bit.
	But not for you and me.
	It's not like if I want to go borrow money for a house.
	No, no, you can't get money.
	Forget it.
	In a lot of countries.
	A lot of countries.
	But we are not complacent and remain vigilant and ready to act.
	Ladies and gentlemen, I am very much aware.
	That this crisis and some remedies put social cohesion at stake.
	Now, let's analyze that.
	Social cohesion at stake.
	In other words, slaves get an uppity?
	Is that what he means?
	Like, people are not so cohesive?
	We're not obeying the law?
	It can also damage the European idea itself.
	And that's why we have to tackle inequalities and poverty.
	That's why we need results of our policies in terms of gross and job.
	Gross and job.
	Can I have some gross and job with my bare bile, please?
	The European social model is not dead.
	Is not dead.
	I repeat, is not dead.
	You slaves who are starving, it is not dead.
	You will be dead, but it is not dead.
	An early involvement of all relevant stakeholders, in particularly the social partners, is necessary for the adjustment measures to be successful.
	The adjustment.
	Okay, I think we've heard enough of this guy.
	I don't think so.
	Why, has he got something good to say?
	Yeah, he's got something good to say here.
	Listen for the word.
	As an outsider, I sometimes have the impression that the European Parliament and the national parliaments live in different worlds.
	Really?
	The one always pushing for more integration and the others focusing on domestic issues and pulling the brakes.
	Wait for it.
	This is why it is important...
	To understand each other's perspective.
	Sixty years of integration has taught us that Europe is not built by dissolving member states, but by infusing them ever more deeply.
	What do you mean by outsider?
	Well, he's an outsider.
	How's he an outsider?
	He's running the place.
	No, he's in Starfleet Command.
	It's like the president saying he's an outsider.
	Yeah, well, there you go.
	And first of all, you've got to pull the brake.
	You don't step on the brake.
	With Haiku, you're pulling the brake.
	Pulling the brake of the clutch car.
	But infuse...
	What is the definition of infuse?
	I don't know.
	It's incorporated.
	It's like you infuse.
	It's like you infuse some lemon juice in some water.
	It's like making a tea.
	It's infused.
	You boil a tea bag and you infuse the essence of the tea into the water.
	I think it's a highly offensive word.
	They're saying, we're not going to kick you out, we're going to infuse you.
	Infuse.
	Let me just look it up.
	I don't like your definition.
	Tea.
	Tea.
	Her work is to fill.
	Her work is infused with an anger born of pain and oppression.
	Well, that's a proper use right there.
	You have to soak.
	Soak in liquid to extract the flavor.
	Soak.
	I think you're right.
	You were right.
	Soak.
	Yeah, they're going to soak the government.
	They're going to soak the public.
	That's what it means exactly.
	They're going to soak you.
	There you go.
	He's not lying this time.
	We're going to soak you, biatch.
	I had no idea what that clip was about.
	Oh, Well, I think it's important our Europeans don't get any news either, John.
	How else are they going to find out about what's going on with their president?
	The guy's a big guy.
	How is he an outsider?
	You're in Europe and you appreciate that.
	Give us some value for value, please.
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	Are you going to play Maynard at the end?
	Maynard is coming up at the very end with a little ditty he put together for the No Agenda show.
	I'll be keeping my eye on Lucifer Clinton and her band of flying monkeys.
	Coming to you from Austin, Texas.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I do not have any videotapes of Obama.
	My name is Adam Curry.
	And from Northern Silicon Alley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll be back here on Sunday with another two and a half hours of dreariness.
	Right here.
	On no agenda.
	Slide whistle.
	Ah!
	On behalf of the No Agenda show here, I'm actually in a small corridor with Sam right now with some people wandering past.
	Now, Sam, what were you doing here tonight and where were you?
	I was here to talk about the upcoming Mardi Gras and the push for gay and lesbian rights here in Sydney and how it's evolved over the last 30 years, particularly looking at the issue of marriage equality and same-sex families.
	For the No Agenda show, the two hosts, Adam Curry, who identifies as queer and questioning, and John C. Devorak, who identifies as just generally discontent with things...
	But what they would like to ask, and it's basically an American issue, whenever there's the gay and lesbian and transgender, there's all these initials afterwards, and I think that's a great thing, but is there a way we can say that the gay and fellow travellers that keeps everyone happy without anyone feel disenfranchised?
	Because there's now a lot of letters there.
	Look, there are a lot of letters, but I don't think it's particularly hard.
	I mean, I say LGBTIQ, like it rolls off the tongue.
	Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, queer.
	And I think it's really difficult because it is a disparate community, and I think when you start just labelling everyone as gay, for example, you eclipse the fact that trans people have very different experiences, intersex people have very different experiences, bisexual people and queer.
	People who aren't gay and lesbians also have very different experiences.
	So, I mean, I think, yes, it is an acronym, but it's not a really difficult acronym to say.
	And I mean, I think as well, it's also about the context you're in.
	People often just use the acronym as try and be inclusive, but then all they do when they talk is talk about gay men or lesbian women and then forget about intersex people or trans people or bisexual people.
	So I think it's all dependent on your context.

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