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	Adam Couric, John C. Dvorak.
	It is time once again for the greatest podcast in the universe.
	It's your favorite show, everybody, the Clip Edition.
	This is No Agenda.
	Coming to you from parts unknown, as I'm currently unavailable here at the Camp MoFo Studios in the capital of the Lone Star State in Austin, Texas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Couric.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I've got my trigger on the finger, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Craig Vaughn and Buzzkill.
	Yeah.
	Love the stinger.
	How does that happen?
	I don't want to know.
	Alright everybody, so no media assassination today.
	In fact, today we have a little surprise which we think will be equally as entertaining and actually probably took more work than a regular episode.
	It took me months to do this.
	I mean, in total time.
	I mean, it's taken like a couple of years to put these clips together.
	We've got so many of them.
	And there's a lot of classics in here.
	And I think everyone's going to be pleasantly surprised at how entertaining just clips can be.
	Because most of the time, at like the end of the year, and of course we're beyond that, you know, the mainstream media does like their own version of a clip show, which of course is jam-packed with asinine advertisements.
	Because, you know, everyone's sitting at home, super wanking to themselves.
	But we actually have the past five years of awesomeness.
	Did you go back that far, really?
	Yeah, I went to actually some of the early shows, when we first started doing clips, and picked out some of the gems that you'll remember, like how two and a half years ago, Feinstein said, you know, asked the question of Congress, when do you expect to be attacked this year?
	And everybody said, yes, we're going to be attacked!
	The homeland will be attacked!
	Well, it's now a battleground!
	You know, and so...
	So wait a minute.
	You're saying that it's not true, all these things they say?
	Well, this is kind of...
	The clip show kind of proves how stupid the whole scene is.
	And I think one of the things I like about doing this was the fact that you get a sense of the memes and stories that have come and gone and people will go, oh, jeez, I forgot all about that.
	Yeah, that was more bull crap.
	It's going to be very entertaining.
	I got all the funny clips.
	I got Taylor Swift going blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	You know, trying to Noodling.
	She's noodling.
	No noodling.
	I got all the classics.
	Alright, so we will all be enjoying this together as one big happy family.
	All right, let it begin.
	More than 58,000 of the jobs the White House claims were created or retained by the stimulus come from projects where no money has been spent.
	Nearly one out of every ten jobs claimed on the administration's recovery.gov website.
	That's according to a report by the Government Accountability Office.
	And all the saying is, great food, great atmosphere, great food, great atmosphere.
	What would you change?
	Nothing.
	What would you change?
	Nothing.
	I can't believe you.
	You know that.
	Your business is f***ed.
	When I grow up, I want to be an old woman.
	On her MySpace page, Amanda Knox called herself Foxy Knoxie.
	Sharing.
	It's what kids do.
	But every year an average of 4 million kids get the flu and miss out on sharing.
	I do have the microphone, and I thank you for the 16 seconds, and I'd like to now...
	Oh, I've used it up.
	I yield my time.
	When you're living with bipolar depression, it's easy to feel like you're fading into the background.
	That's because bipolar depression doesn't just affect you.
	It can consume you.
	or make a generous $240 investment in this station, and we'll send you the answer as you package.
	We hope you think that is a valuable community service.
	If you do, please pick a membership that's right for you and give us a call.
	I'd rather invest the money elsewhere than there.
	Thank you, Mr. Chairman.
	Chairman.
	Let me just note for the record that I am very disturbed with a policy that has ended up with giving me one minute To express my opinions and to ask questions at this very important hearing, considering my background in Afghanistan.
	And in spite of your casting dispersions earlier, I can report that GLAAD, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, says it is in the midst of meetings with the Fox network over their homophobic and transphobic animated shows.
	How can you stand watching this?
	It's Drek and you know it.
	Don't have the guts to respond, huh?
	No intelligent defense of this unmitigated crap?
	Well, we're back with Michael Bernard Beckwith, the founder of the Agape International Spiritual Center and the host of our show.
	One of the things I love about your presentation, you say it's not a performance, it's a transformance, is exactly that.
	It's how you mine words for meaning.
	You find meanings in words that we don't normally think about.
	For example, the word problem being an emblem.
	Right.
	That's really where the root word comes from.
	It's emblematic of our thoughts and our beliefs.
	And most of those beliefs are hidden.
	When I grow up, I want to be an old woman.
	Today, State School Chief Jack O'Connell announced that two federal grants are paying for 23 million masks and gloves for California schools.
	Pleasant and Unified just received its shipment this week.
	School officials say they will use them on a case-by-case basis.
	It's another level of protection for everybody, and it certainly raises people's comfort levels.
	I guess that's good, I mean, you know, because they could spread it to other kids, so, yeah.
	I mean, I'm glad they're doing something.
	Now, Channel 2 News has learned that next Wednesday, state and local transportation officials are set to announce a new round of potentially big delays and cost overruns.
	Nine-year-old Katie Dougherty says the Santa that ended up in her lawn was loud and had really dirty hands.
	She says he tried to put his hat on her little sister.
	Six-year-old Zoe describes him in one word.
	Well, according to a new poll, Tiger's popularity has dropped to 33%, and I'm surprised because if all the stories we're hearing are true, let's just say half of the stories that we're hearing are true, it seems to me that this guy was doing pretty well in the polling.
	The United States is prepared to work with other countries toward a goal of jointly mobilizing $100 billion a year by 2020 to address the climate change needs of developing countries.
	Coincidence?
	I'd like to think not.
	One thin September soon, a floating continent disappears in midnight sun.
	Vapors rise as fever settles on an acid sea.
	Neptune's bones dissolve.
	Snow glides from the mountain.
	Ice fathers floods for a season.
	A hard rain comes quickly.
	Then dirt is parched.
	Kindling is placed in the forest for the lightning celebration.
	Unknown creatures take their leave unmourned.
	Horsemen ready their stirrups.
	Passion seeks heroes and friends.
	The bell of the city on the hill is rung.
	The shepherd cries.
	The hour of choosing has arrived.
	Here are your tools.
	I'm so glad you read that.
	Thanks for asking me.
	I'm happy to hear it in your voice.
	Where are people with moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis going?
	They're discovering the first self-injectable RA medicine you take just once a month.
	Season finale, Mike, I was just about to propose to Grace.
	Yeah, and make her a million dollars richer.
	How much of that is that deep-seated ideology, almost nativist, maybe it is nativist ideology on the far right, that's energizing this obstructionism?
	What do you think is the connection?
	When it comes to fighting flu viruses like 2009 H1N1, there are several steps you can take.
	Wash your hands and get your flu shot.
	This is the voice you have learned to fear.
	This is the voice of terror.
	Again, we bring you disaster, crushing, humiliating disaster.
	This is the voice of terror, a secret airplane factory somewhere in England.
	Listen.
	Screams of the dying can still be heard.
	This is the voice of terror.
	Are you there, people of Britain, shivering in your cellars?
	Listen, Operative 41.
	The fuse is lighted.
	This is the voice of terror.
	Englishmen, do you still await your doom in your stupid, stuffy little clubs?
	It will come, I promise you.
	Operative 23, the time is now.
	We strike you on the high seas, as well as on the land.
	This is the voice of terror.
	It's been widely reported that the father of the suspect in the Christmas incident warned U.S. officials in Africa about his son's extremist views.
	Best new starlet. Lexi Bell. Tori Black. Chase Evans. Jalen Fox. Jaden James. Nikki Jane. Jamie Langford. Jandy Lynn. Megan Malone. Priya Ray. Faye Reagan. Ryder Sky. Missy Stone. Stoya. Angelina Valentine.
	Hi.
	And when you got to the suspect, what was he doing?
	Did he say anything?
	Did he do anything?
	Well, he was still sitting and he was getting on fire and he was still holding the device, the bomb right now.
	Are you mad?
	What sort of a wild goose chase are you suggesting?
	It's ridiculous.
	It's time to put a stop to this.
	You think you know the whole story?
	Think again.
	She kept confusing Joe Biden's name with Obama's, calling him O'Biden.
	She did.
	She did.
	Over and over again.
	It was a verbal tick.
	And it was subconscious.
	But when you had gone through the Tina Fey parodies, you certainly could not be in a position where you walk out onto the stage and, you know, refer to him repeatedly on national television as Senator O'Biden.
	It would have just been...
	You know, devastating beyond words.
	So how did you get around that?
	Really, it was multiple people, and I wasn't one of them, who all said at the same time, just say, can I call you Joe?
	Which he did.
	Nice to meet you.
	Hey, can I call you Joe?
	So the, can I call you Joe, which people at the time thought was some sort of strategy, was really just a way for her to be able to say his name without messing it up.
	Correct.
	Absolutely.
	But one O'Biden did slip out.
	Barack Obama and Senator O'Biden, you've said no to everything in trying to find...
	Still, McCain's staffers were delighted.
	Well, that's a good question about galvanization because Ron Paul was one of them, but there are a number of people around the country with different tea parties.
	Yeah, Dick Armey was certainly one who, with his organization, has helped to fund buses and all this to bring people out.
	But you've got a lot of tea parties around the country.
	This is, what, followers without real leaders.
	You don't have...
	They've got figureheads.
	Yeah, this is a true grassroots movement.
	In New York City, the health commissioner says we need to slash 25% of the salt from our foods.
	And the more the government...
	Aristotle said that?
	Yeah, he did.
	I'm stilling it down for you so you don't have to read the Republic.
	My ancestors in Ireland who were beheaded and raped by the Danish Vikings.
	And I don't know if that was a happy experience.
	Yesterday, Pat Robertson said the people of Haiti are suffering because in the 1700s, they made a pact with the devil.
	I think in order to just limit the impact that this is going to have on our community, the thing that you can do to help us out or help everybody out is to just get vaccinated.
	Even if no one in your home smokes, Secondhand smoke can be closer than you think.
	How many of our Christians have what I call the goo-goo syndrome?
	Good government.
	They want everybody to vote.
	I don't want everybody to vote.
	Elections are not won by a majority of people.
	They never have been from the beginning of our country and they are not now.
	As a matter of fact, our leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as the voting populace goes down.
	Thank you very much.
	So, couldn't we just reboot the computer or something?
	Winston, it's a passenger jet, not a laptop.
	Actually, he's not that far off.
	He witnessed injured people living together.
	Great, well, this is Reese Witherspoon, and we really appreciate your call.
	You're calling in to donate for the Hope for Haiti program?
	Yes, I am.
	Wonderful.
	Well, we are going to have an operator get on the line and Have you already spoken to an operator?
	Can you send an angel?
	Can you send me an angel?
	What is this, you sodas?
	Condoms.
	It feels like nothing's there.
	That's the whole idea.
	This is new Trojan Ecstasy, a totally new fit, plus his side, her side lubrication to feel so much pleasure.
	It changes everything that I feel about condoms.
	Is that bad?
	No.
	All right, you got to rip off this dress.
	Rip off the dress and get into that bathing suit.
	And by the way, everybody, she looks amazing in a swimsuit.
	All right.
	Get in there.
	Get in there.
	Madam Speaker.
	The President of the United States.
	Let me tell you this I never knew what blogging was, or Twitter, or any of these fancy names.
	Do you know I'm becoming an expert?
	It turned out that an 83-year-old woman and her grandson have a hit online cooking show called Feed Me Bubby.
	Bubby, what's today's English word?
	Today's word is Bubby, meaning grandmother.
	Bubby cooks, and her grandson Avram does everything else.
	What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted attack on the U.S. homeland in the next three to six months?
	High or low?
	Director Blair?
	An attempted attack, the priority is certain, I would say.
	Mr.
	Panetta?
	I would agree with that.
	Mr.
	Mueller?
	Agree.
	General Burgess?
	Yes, ma'am.
	Agree.
	This is the voice you have learned to fear.
	This is the voice of terror.
	I'm sorry, Archie.
	I had an affair with Ron Hemmings.
	I just wasn't getting the emotional support that I needed from you.
	Dr.
	Ernst made me realize that I owed it to myself to actualize my feelings.
	Besides, what's the worst thing that could happen?
	Oh, I don't know.
	Let's see.
	Sam gets made, they kill him, then you, Kenzie, and the others storm the place, and the Dutchman releases the toxin, killing all of you and half of Los Angeles.
	Major funding for the PBS NewsHour has been provided by...
	The Voice of Terror.
	And by Toyota.
	And I think Planned Parenthood should have equal time on Super Bowl Sunday and should not have to spend one dime to have it.
	Just weeks ago, CBS rejected a Super Bowl ad for a gay men's dating website called Man Crunch.
	After they shot Gerber, they fled and had plenty of time to get away.
	Alright, well do you use Botox?
	If you do, listen up.
	Psychologists say that using Botox may actually get in the way of experiencing emotions as well as showing them.
	One investigation found no one at fault.
	Then a second accused three officers of dereliction of duty.
	Even though one of them, Captain Matthew Meyer, was awarded the Silver Star for the way he fought that day.
	Does Rolling Stone magazine usually get this kind of access?
	A lot of people wondering how you got such remarkable access to the general and to his staff.
	It was crazy this guy had that much access.
	I mean, it wasn't as if you had spent months with them, kind of gaining their trust.
	This incredible wall-to-wall access.
	You were almost brought into the inner circle.
	What on earth was he thinking giving an interview to Rolling Stone?
	Is it the argument that the climate, which is possibly the most complex system that there is, the idea that it A can be predicted and B can be altered by changing one component?
	Is absurd.
	Our biggest source of imported oil actually is Canada, and our second biggest is Mexico.
	So ending trade in oil would do as much damage to our major trading partners and ourselves as it would to these other groups we don't want to get energy from.
	...of the effort to legalize marijuana in California say it could lead to more crime.
	And they may point to yesterday as some evidence.
	Police in Los Angeles say that two workers at two separate medical marijuana dispensaries were killed.
	My exclusive interview with Bachelor Jake's coming up, but right now, another Al Gore scandal.
	First, it was the cheating rumors, and now, accusations of sexual assault.
	Jerry's got the police reporting what Al's saying today.
	He's not the only one the little guy got obsessed right now.
	Alan Raw in Chicago.
	You know, the first thing you do is acknowledge who the enemy is.
	Bank of America, continuing to help fuel our nation's economic growth.
	I believe that American ingenuity and entrepreneurship can solve problems once they have the right price signal and the right help from government to do so.
	And the right help from government to do so.
	I am Al Gore.
	I used to be the next president of the United States of America.
	Inside the world's most technologically advanced spy agency, they tracked Al-Qaeda to this command post in Yemen.
	They were monitoring the Al-Qaeda leader long before 9-11.
	Yet overlooked terrorists in the U.S. hiding in plain sight.
	BNSF Railway.
	680 News Time 416.
	We're now going to return to 680's Carl Hanske.
	He's live on the line.
	He is close to the burning police cruiser.
	Carl, what's happening now?
	This cover-up.
	There are hundreds of them.
	You showed me a document.
	Can you bring this again?
	Tell me what this document is.
	This America will horrify you.
	What this is, Glenn, is a record of the so-called Yalta Conference.
	This was long before McCarthy came out.
	This was 1945, where Churchill and Roosevelt met with Stalin at Yalta, which is a resort on the Black Sea in Crimea.
	And this is the minutes of what happened at that meeting.
	An official version of this was published, but the paragraph that I'm going to, maybe I'll give it to you to read, is about Roosevelt is saying to Stalin and Churchill that he is going to meet with the king of Saudi Arabia after this conference, King Saud.
	And Stalin asked him, does he intend to make any concessions to King Saud of Saudi Arabia?
	And I'll let you read what the answer is for the error is.
	The President replied that there was only one concession he thought he might offer, and that was to give him the six million Jews in the United States.
	Yes.
	This is a collection.
	Where is this from?
	That is from the papers of Edward Titinius, who was the Secretary of State at the time of Yalta.
	Those papers are at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville.
	What does he mean by he'd give...
	Well, one might think that he was a closet anti-Semite, but I think it also suggests that maybe he was a little bit gaga.
	This is at the end of...
	This is real close to the end of...
	He died two months after Yalta.
	No problem!
	Do you want to die when you're 37 or when you're 86?
	I'm already older than 37, so...
	Okay, so you're on your way.
	I'm on my way, exactly.
	Do you want your kids to grow up or do you want them...
	What do you mean?
	Let's go back to this one.
	37 or 86.
	How long did Methuselah live, sir?
	38.
	That's a proven fact now.
	What?
	Yes, 38.
	If this was Texas, which is a state that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this, saying that they had a major issue with undocumented people flooding their borders, I would have to look twice at this.
	But this is a state that is...
	Always removed from the border.
	Mr.
	Chairman, I just wanted to assure my colleague that Arizona does, in fact, share a border with the country of Mexico.
	We will get to the bottom of this.
	I think we will be able to determine what the initial triggers were.
	That's going to take time.
	There's 66 million trades on May 6th, covering 19 and a half billion shares of stock.
	...in interior and other places.
	Have you considered things like cooling off periods, like a five or ten year cooling off period, if you've worked as a regulator?
	You can't go work in industry for five or ten years so that I know that you're not trying to accommodate somebody who's going to give you a multi-million dollar payoff in a couple of years after you create a little loophole for them on the side, wink wink.
	We had an election last Thursday after five days.
	Finally today, Gordon Brown resigned as Prime Minister because that election of the three parties gave none of them a majority and he couldn't do a deal with the third party in order to gain office.
	There you see him walking out of Downing Street to go and ask the Queen if he could move on in life.
	She then asked David Cameron, who is the head of the Conservative Party, if he would kindly form a government.
	He is now therefore the Prime Minister.
	Everybody look what I wrestled up!
	Oh, she is a pussy!
	Young woman, you get that fish out of my parlor.
	What has gotten into you?
	She's a lesbian.
	Thank you and good night.
	A San Jose man is accused of secretly videotaping women's body parts while they were grocery shopping.
	Grain-fed or grass-fed, the California Beef Council says all beef is wholesome and nutritious.
	So it isn't a case of people just being unhappy, misfits, if you will, in the United States, like some people are anywhere, I suppose, and are looking for ways to sort of justify their own alienation and joining in some fringe, crazy, we would think crazy, zealous group over there.
	You believe there's a real difference in worldview, and it's just...
	Fundamentally different.
	They look at the world as us over here against them, seeking to crush their religion and their culture, using even extreme means like blowing up 3,000 people in New York.
	In other words, it's an absolutely stark 180 difference.
	It isn't a matter of just finding some people who are Islamic or upset about life in the United States and recruiting them.
	They have to share that point of view to join them.
	Yes, that's true.
	She's a lesbian!
	I'm a huge believer in states' rights.
	rights.
	I think that's what's so wonderful about America.
	Thank you.
	So I think it's perfectly fine for Arizona to create that law.
	And I am against illegal immigration, but I'm also against racial profiling.
	So I see both sides in this issue.
	Okay, so the question.
	A new social networking site has become a place for young people to anonymously post gossip, nasty, and sometimes sexual comments about their peers.
	Should such sites be regulated by the government?
	I feel that it's hard to regulate these sites, regulate any website, but I feel that we should take it into our own hands to be above the status and to show people that we should be kind and caring to everyone, no matter who they are, what they look like, or what they believe in.
	We'll begin with a spin Traveling in the world of my creation What we'll see will divide Explanation.
	Judge number five, Melania Trump, your question, please.
	Hello, Miss Maine.
	Last week, the Miss Universe organization came under fire for the contestants' glamour shots, which some critics have said are too racy.
	How do they make you feel?
	I absolutely love the pictures and I think they're beautiful and I think it represents a beautiful sexiness USA and it's just a wonderful thing and I think they're so classy.
	I love them.
	Alright.
	Thank you very much.
	Well done.
	Can I breathe now?
	Wow.
	The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand.
	The largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
	Eric Schmidt.
	I love you!
	Depression is a serious medical condition.
	It can take so much out of you.
	I feel like I have to wind myself up just to get out of bed.
	This whole business of baking contests for women is so 1950s.
	Why don't you get back your right to vote while you're at it, Mom?
	I don't vote.
	It's just so confusing.
	I go into the booth, pull the curtain, and count to ten.
	Then I come out, yell, DEMOCRACY! And run to my car.
	I take my young daughter into the voting booth and she votes for me.
	She's now 14.
	We've been doing this since she was about age 4.
	She's now quite informed and they let you bring a child with you in the voting booth and she actually makes the selections.
	There was Jimmy and Tommy and me and there was Anthony Stabile.
	How you doing?
	Frankie Carbone.
	And then there was Mo Black's brother, Fat Andy.
	And his guys, Frankie the Wop.
	Freddie No Nose.
	And then there was Pete the Killer, who was Sally Balls' brother.
	And you had Nicky Eyes.
	And Mikey Franchese.
	I saw that guy.
	Yeah, I want to see him.
	And Jimmy two times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like...
	I'm gonna go get the papers.
	Get the papers.
	Hey, you got that extra pint of blood pumping through your veins.
	Give me that big boost.
	Is this about the doping?
	No, it's about Jackie and Armand Carr shooting three people.
	Fingerprints.
	They're on a blood bag at the doctor's office.
	Look, my girlfriend does housekeeping for that building.
	Dr.
	Kinkirk travels a lot, so I use the office sometimes to supply doping equipment to the triathletes.
	Help them drop, lads.
	You might have found one of my bags, but I don't know anything about...
	You're going to need a name, Kai.
	I need to prove four.
	See what you can remember.
	There's a woman.
	Sabrina, something.
	This is local.
	This is a place for fun.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Billy, why don't we talk about the father of the baby, huh?
	So what's your story?
	Excuse me?
	You have kids.
	You're pretty old.
	We're here to talk about you.
	I bet you're jealous.
	Old chicks are totally jealous of me.
	Is that it?
	Did you wait too long?
	Tick tock.
	Fidelia, a baby is not an accessory.
	It is not a bracelet or a pair of earrings or a slamming pair of jeans.
	This is a living, breathing human being that you are bringing onto this earth.
	You think I don't know that?
	If you did, you'd be petrified about your future.
	Do you know the odds of a teen mom finishing high school?
	Forget college or any other dream that you might have.
	Life as you know it is over now.
	There's no going to the mall or hanging out with your friends.
	I mean, you might see them, but if you do, it'll probably be in line waiting for food stamps or all of you going to the doctor trying to get an appointment at the free clinic.
	Danny, make her be quiet.
	That's enough, detective.
	Do you know the health risks to babies of teen moms?
	Dyslexia, retardation, increased risks of blindness, cerebral palsy.
	Don't you try to blame my daughter.
	When I grow up, I wanna be an old woman.
	Slow news day?
	Well, no problem.
	We got sliding cars.
	A long way to go, but they want to show you a sliding car.
	MSNBC, the place of politics, but not today, they got a sliding car.
	Dead models in a trash can, huh, don't give a damn sliding car.
	A deep freeze in Leeds, they're going to show you a sliding car.
	We don't warn them, we just record them, so we can show you the sliding car.
	I'd like to interrupt for this broadcast with a special announcement.
	It's Sliding Kong.
	Sliding Kong.
	Into a treat.
	Into a poem.
	Into another sign call.
	Give it to me.
	Mattis was criticized in 2005 for saying, quote, it's fun to shoot some people.
	Yeah, I think if this kid keeps this up, this is the reason that poison tip bumper shoots were invented.
	And if they're not going to do that, I at least say we sentence them to three hours on a tanning bed with Snooki.
	Wanting to do evil is not a crime.
	It is a thought.
	We don't publish punished thoughts on this country.
	Listen to me.
	It's not good enough.
	We're not doing the sights first, and we're forgetting the old trade.
	Entree's back!
	You're good with computer.
	Yes!
	Then put MP3s in my watch!
	I want talk radio and Frank Sinatra!
	Ah, but, uh...
	Well, that's not how it works.
	Do it!
	Drag and drop!
	But I... Drag and drop!
	But this watch isn't even digital!
	French President Sarkozy described as thin-skinned and an emperor with no clothes.
	Muammar Gaddafi, inseparable from a voluptuous blonde, referred to officially as his senior Ukrainian nurse.
	And North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, A flabby old chat.
	How does all this go together?
	Well, you know, the inspired young minds, you know, have strategy, think before you do anything, think first before you move, you know.
	Hip-hop and music and chess all got that combination and we're here to spread it to the culture, spread the culture around the world.
	And you can feel the love and kids involved as well too.
	What's the most important thing to you about this kind of event?
	The most important thing is that, you know, we inspire a young person, you know what I mean, to avoid the dangers that comes in life, to avoid the struggles that come out.
	It's about having a foresight.
	I mean, if we can inspire one, man, you know what I mean?
	It says it only takes one person to change the world.
	I mean, if we can inspire one, we did a great job, you know what I mean?
	Awesome stuff.
	Miyabiyama over Juryo man Toyo Zakura.
	Toshino Nada and Shotenro winners.
	Toyohibiki closing in on the Juryo title.
	His stablemate Goedo with a fabulous basho.
	Tose Yutaka slams down Okinoumi.
	Koryu clinches his first winning tournament ever in the top division.
	Awesome stuff.
	Gore said to him, you get with the goddamn program.
	I sat next to her once, thought she was beautiful.
	And I think she's very happy in Alaska.
	And I hope she'll stay there.
	You gotta remember, while we're sitting here, there's people fighting in Afghanistan right now.
	Some of those young guys in Helmland Province will be dead in 20 days because there's heavy firefights going on.
	Will be dead in 20 days.
	Dead.
	Dead.
	You got that extra pint of blood pumping through your veins.
	Now everybody gather round and listen if you would.
	When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good.
	Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick.
	But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
	A bag of weed, a bag of weed.
	Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed.
	It's the only help that you'll ever need.
	Because everything is better with a bag of weed.
	In California, a vote comes up in November on Prop 19.
	That would legalize, regulate, and tax marijuana under California law.
	Not federal law, have you?
	A poll out this week suggests most voters in that state are cool with legalizing pot, but support is slipping a little.
	So, who would be hardest hit by Prop 19 being shot down?
	those who truly need it for medicinal purposes, and of course, the makers of snack foods.
	But more than anything else, the reason I support public television the way I do is because I believe it's an energy system that's the reason I support public television the way I do is because I believe That television set that sits in your living room or your bedroom is a system that allows energy to come into your home.
	Energy impacts everything.
	Everything is energy in the universe.
	That's the shift that I've made from psychology, if you will, way back in the early days with me, to more of a spiritual approach.
	And I believe that bringing the right kind of energy into our homes is of paramount importance.
	And I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll.
	I have one speed.
	I have one gear.
	Go!
	Major funding for the NewsHour with Jim Lehrer is provided by...
	What the world needs now is energy.
	The energy to get the economy humming again.
	The energy to tackle challenges like climate change.
	What if that energy came from an energy company?
	Is a system that allows energy to come into your home.
	Energy impacts everything.
	Everything is energy in the universe.
	Every day, Chevron invests $62 million in people, in ideas.
	It doesn't kill you.
	It's not like cigarettes that give you cancer.
	It's a leaf.
	It grows out the ground.
	It's a plant.
	All right.
	What does America look like if the whole country had legalized, regulated, taxed marijuana?
	Again, I think it'd be better.
	I don't think we need to legalize any intoxicant.
	Our bodies are so marvelously made by the creator.
	ABC cut as close as they could to her.
	The face, that's a trick that 60 Minutes discovered.
	The closer that they get to you, the more likely people are to distrust you.
	The closer the shot.
	And they know that.
	And so they cut in on her to actually make her look less effective, less articulate, and it's really not fair in an interview.
	Why would that not bogus?
	We're going to do...
	Why would that not bogus?
	The straight bogus, stark bogus.
	Eighty percent of the Department of Homeland Security personnel are operational, and for comparison, this is roughly the size of the Marine Corps.
	I don't know.
	When we're going to the motion to proceed tomorrow, a little bit of bait and switch going on there, because the bill that we're actually going to be voting on is...
	I think it's just about three pages.
	And that's the product that the leader will shift to after that.
	About 20 and a half pounds.
	I don't know about you, but when we get our Thanksgiving turkey, it's about a 20-pound turkey, so there you have it.
	Well, pictures of white students in blackface at a Halloween party sparking anger and debate among those in the Northwestern University community.
	And Shepard, the medicine inside that shoebox included cough suppressants, medicine to fight off bronchitis, and other medication to treat HIV, Shepard.
	His lawyer was speaking today.
	What did he say?
	Well, I hope that he doesn't turn out to be just another typical cheater for her sake.
	You're really going to be able to help her, so...
	This thing has got to go down perfect for her.
	I don't want anything to get screwed up.
	Let's do this.
	Okay.
	A few days later, Jody contacted us to let us know that Matt would be out late.
	The plan was for me to meet him at a bar and lure him to a hotel room where Jody will be waiting to confront him.
	She suspected that he would be at tailgaters.
	Passengers aboard a transatlantic flight from Brussels had no idea until they landed that their pilot had died mid-flight.
	For what purpose, gentlemen from Texas Facts?
	To address the house with one member.
	There's no objection.
	The gentleman is recognized.
	Thank you, Mr.
	Speaker.
	You know, just moments ago on this floor, there was cheering, there was clapping over the passing of the crap and trade bill.
	And it's a little tough to get excited.
	You know, from a political standpoint, I should be overjoyed because I really believe in my heart that when the American people find out, and this is just a part of it, when they find out what has been done to them, they are going to be livid and they're going to throw some people out of this body.
	I just know that'll happen.
	Also tonight, American warships are tracking a North Korean vessel off the coast of China that may be carrying illegal weapons.
	Meantime, the Pentagon is beefing up our missile defense system to protect Hawaii from a North Korean missile attack.
	A Japanese newspaper reports the North may be planning to test fire another missile, this one aimed at Hawaii on the 4th of July.
	60-year-old Craig Linnell dead in the cockpit.
	Aimed at Hawaii on the 4th of July.
	Most analysts doubt that it could reach the islands, but Defense Secretary Robert Gates isn't taking any chances, deploying a giant radar and missile interceptors to the Hawaiian islands.
	The Continental flight landed safely at Newark shortly before noon.
	About three hours into the flight, a call went out for doctors on board.
	A cardiologist responded and found the captain, 60-year-old Craig Linnell, dead in the cockpit.
	When I came in, it was just too late.
	We tried to defibrillate him, but it was no use anymore.
	I feel terrible for him and very grateful to be here.
	Pretty scary.
	Co-pilots landed that plane safely.
	Captain Linnell had more than 32 years of experience with Continental, and word tonight that legendary journalist Walter Cronkite is gravely ill and may be close to death.
	That's according to a report on the LA Times website, which sources CBS News insiders.
	The 92-year-old was once known as the most trusted man in America.
	Pretty scary.
	Winning, well, I think it's only natural that anyone would think that to win is important.
	That's the reason you're in this business.
	If you have any kind of pride or any kind of dedication or any kind of backbone or spunk to you, you should try to be the best in your own profession, regardless of what it is.
	Anybody who has the idea that just to play or just to take part, and that's all that's necessary, I think he's in the wrong business.
	I think he's in the wrong position.
	Country.
	Let me put it that way.
	I think one of the things that made America great is to try to be the best in everything that they do.
	And the best, again, is signified by winning.
	Oh, there's no winning.
	We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
	Now everyone hug and share a secret.
	Get your heart racing this week on Speed.
	Awesome stuff.
	I think it's worth it to keep safe.
	To get patted down?
	Well, I'd rather not do it, but to be safe.
	It's worth it.
	I mean, what else can you do?
	To be safe.
	Coming up, it's a feeding frenzy on the move.
	Bed bugs are giving people nightmares.
	Pretty scary.
	Now less than half of Democrats say the president is a Christian.
	Less than half of African Americans say the president is a Christian.
	Less than half of people who give Obama positive job approval ratings say he's a Christian.
	What they said and did.
	Their dramatic transformations revealed today.
	It is a show that's special report.
	Supermodel Smackdown.
	Tyra Banks vs.
	Janice Dickinson.
	The brand new ugly battle over Tyra apparently praising a super skinny model.
	This is not going to be pretty.
	We know why the insects are crawling out of beds and into movie theaters and classrooms and more.
	Pretty scary.
	Speaking of Tyra, we might name her as she was tonight's most provocative celebrity of the week.
	Maybe it'll be Jersey Shore Schnookie for getting charged with BNF past.
	Or we could name Jennifer Aniston for her R-word bombshell.
	Mr.
	Chekhov, this flight is supposed to provide both experience and knowledge.
	How close will we come to the nearest Klingon outpost if we continue on our present course?
	One parsec, sir.
	Close enough to smell them.
	That is illogical, Ensign.
	Odors cannot travel through the vacuum of space.
	I was making a little joke, sir.
	Extremely little, Ensign.
	This is our shower gel or body cream trio.
	This literally has taken you through all three countries, Italy, India, and Bali.
	It smells like gelato, which is Italian ice cream.
	Josh, as you mentioned, this is all taking place two weeks ahead of schedule.
	It's only some 450 troops or so, which suggests that they were pretty much at 50,000 troops anyway.
	Do we have any more insight into the timing of all this?
	Well, the timing is tactical.
	They were worried about attacks on the way out of the country.
	So they did it, hopefully, to be out of the country before the, you know, what they would call the enemy would even realize that they're gone.
	So while media have been along on the ride, they had to embargo the story until today as the last troops crossed into relative safety in Kuwait.
	They also drove at night.
	So each of these, you know, long stretches of strikers, maybe 30 to 50 of them at a time, Would leave around 11 p.m.
	in the evening and then stop at a base halfway between Baghdad and Kuwait at 7 in the morning, rest up, and then leave the next night at 11 again.
	We, in fact, as that package just said, were on that journey with them two nights ago.
	The Eat, Pray, Love, Robin by Meehan Road Charm necklace, $79.95.
	The cocktail napkins.
	These are dream journals.
	This one...
	It's called Female Energy.
	These fabulous white pillowcases with the word L-O-V-E. Pray with the pink crystals.
	Eat has the lavender crystals.
	Love is the clear crystals.
	Celebrating Eat, Pray, Love right here with the amazing Hudson Wilkinson.
	The whole thing is a celebration.
	Has time made you more or less admiring of Bill Clinton?
	Certainly not more.
	I'm not sure it could have been any less.
	Really?
	Yes.
	You had that much...
	It's visceral, if you like.
	It is?
	What is the visceral?
	I've interviewed some of the women whose stories never quite made it, who claimed that he'd forced himself on them.
	I think they're telling the truth.
	I thought that George Stephanopoulos was essentially right when he realized...
	The man was sociopathic.
	Other people don't have a real existence.
	I mean, he only cares about himself.
	I'm a teenage girl.
	My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.
	Well, that's a problem, because I like Johnny.
	Now, I'm emotionally compromised.
	Whoopsies.
	I'm all, OMG, Becky's not even hot.
	Well, Google has not been our best friend, you could say.
	In fact, early on when we put out a press release they didn't like, they actually tried to get our charitable funding revoked.
	Contacted the Rose Foundation and suggested we ought not to be funded.
	OMG. Just in time for summer.
	Toss out your makeup and give your skin a fresh, clean look with the number one proactive.
	We got to our life together.
	I gave him the address.
	I put him in the car.
	And I shut my eyes until he came home with blood on his clothes.
	Oh my god, Monica.
	Actually, the shooter's out of frame there.
	Where were you again?
	I'm right over there.
	Do you have any other cameras?
	Another angle?
	Can't see a bunch of anything here.
	Well, we're going to need to take this for evidence.
	You know, Tarou can enhance the video, maybe expand the view.
	Yeah.
	What can you tell us about this guy, King?
	What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted attack on the U.S. homeland in the next three to six months?
	High or low?
	Director Blair?
	An attempted attack, the priority is certain, I would say.
	Mr.
	Panetta?
	I would agree with that.
	Mr.
	Mueller?
	Agree.
	General Burgess?
	Yes, ma'am.
	Agree.
	Mr.
	Dinger?
	Yes.
	Agree, agree, agree, agree.
	Being here.
	Great to be here.
	Let's start with your assessment, actually, 14 months ago.
	Is there any doubt in your mind, and I'll begin with you, Senator Graham, but either of you, that the threat remains as you assessed it then, that within the next four years, It is likely, or more likely than not, that some terrorist somewhere in the world will use a weapon of mass destruction.
	Agree, agree, agree, agree.
	India's position is, I'd like to make it clear and categorical, India's position is that we are simply not in a position to take on legally binding emission reduction targets.
	Developing countries like India don't want to be forced to slow growth in the name of reducing emissions.
	If the people of America didn't create the problem, who created the problem?
	You said the people of America didn't create the problem.
	So tell us who created it.
	Were the banks involved?
	Well, I would say this.
	This problem, there's so much blame to go around.
	Well, give us a few people, a few institutions.
	Excesses have been building up for a very long time.
	I just want you to give me some names.
	I have a limited amount of time.
	Would we include the banks?
	Would we include Goldman?
	Would we include AIG? Would we include anyone who got TARP funds?
	You could say financial institutions, regulators, investors, so that there is plenty of mistakes by a vast multitude.
	You'd be interested in knowing that in a financial services committee yesterday, all the banks were represented and they, almost to the person, indicated that they weren't responsible for this.
	Yankees won without Derek Jeter and Johnny Damon on some of those games.
	Right, because he has the flu.
	It's going through the locker room.
	That's the problem with dressing with men and getting naked and showering with them.
	If one gets the flu, you all get the flu.
	Just like that.
	She felt lost until the combination of three good probiotics in Phillips' colon health defended against the bad gas, diarrhea, and constipation.
	And it helped balance her colon.
	Ooh, now that's the best part.
	It's just shocking.
	Weapons drawn, they formed lines, then carefully walked room to room, looking for the gunman.
	Meanwhile, the school sent text messages to students, telling them to shelter in place, stay in your rooms and lock all the doors.
	There was an altercation between two groups of African-American males in the parking lot number six, and during that altercation, one subject was shot.
	Pertinent one, excessively high unemployment.
	I need you to think of three things when you worry about a bull market.
	Jobs, jobs, and jobs!
	Okay, so we're missing a big piece of the puzzle here.
	Hillary's concluding a trip to Africa now with the only female elected president on the continent in Liberia, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf.
	But a couple of days ago...
	She was in Goma in the Congo, the site of one of the most difficult refugee camps in the entire world.
	I don't know what you think, but I think American Secretaries of State ought to be in the places of human misery around the world.
	He's walking away.
	So when the rat stays away from a particular area, we can imagine that he has remembered where he was shot.
	Then, Fenton injects the rat's hippocampus with a chemical called Zip, known to undo the effect of PKM Zeta.
	And what we observed, which was quite remarkable, was the rat acted as though it had forgot completely where the shock zone was.
	And it explored the arena as if it was in the arena for the first time.
	Just got shocked.
	Yet, the rat could learn once again to avoid the shock zone.
	So we hadn't damaged the rat's brain.
	We hadn't broken its ability to learn anything.
	What we had simply done was specifically erased the memory for that shock zone.
	If I can add to that, you know, I think one of the biggest problems we see right now is the fact that so much of what we do online actually requires training.
	And I think where you're going to see the greatest innovation in the coming decade is going to be around that human-computer interface.
	And think about this.
	I know there are people on Second Life right now, but imagine a universe where you have the Star Trek holodeck.
	Where you could literally ask the computer to act or ask questions and get answers.
	In the same way, if you look at some of these software companies, they've made it so complicated to interact with their technologies.
	And at the same time, the underlying architecture and the platforms, it's almost a chicken and egg question because a lot of it was built and architected around bandwidth constraints.
	Therefore, you had to deploy technologies that were much more complicated in terms of interacting and communicating.
	Now, as broadband deployment, and more importantly, if you look at the megabits per second, how much information can we get through the pipeline is going to be so important.
	And as new and new software technologies are being introduced, what you're going to see is Huge change from how applications are architected with skip logic to video and much more human ways of interacting with these applications rather than binary or COBOL ways of interacting with those applications.
	Let's take a look at our victim.
	Which group does Dante look like?
	The men on the left or the men on the right?
	The men on the left.
	Oh, you have a sixth sense.
	By that I mean you see gay people.
	You think Dante's gay?
	Yeah, and so do you.
	All the men on the left are gay.
	A new study in the Journal of Experimental Psychology showed that most people can identify gay men by face alone.
	It has to do with the pattern of muscle tension in the face.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Saves money and saves lives.
	A Southwest Airlines passenger is in custody in the Bay Area tonight.
	Authorities say he not only hit passengers, he stripped on board.
	Shortly after Flight 947 departed Oakland for St.
	Louis this morning, passengers say Darius Chappell exposed himself to a woman.
	She screamed and the 21-year-old allegedly punched her in the face.
	Authorities say Chappell then ran down the aisle, fought with the flight attendants and stripped naked As the passenger photo shows.
	Research shows America wants more comedy.
	I thought the audience wanted more pancakes.
	Ooh, sorry Jessica Alba, but it's more comedy.
	Served fresh every night.
	Which is why we're bringing you the Jay Leno Show.
	You mean I made all these pancakes for nothing?
	Uh-huh.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	Yeah!
	That lady is a lunatic.
	What she's doing is a danger to society.
	You want to be visited every five years by somebody to talk about how you want to die.
	I think it's crazy this is in there, but your thoughts?
	But it's not in there.
	I mean, basically...
	It is in there.
	No, but it's...
	It's in the...
	It's a benefit.
	First of all, Chris, Chris, first of all...
	So if 9-11 happened in a Web 1.0 world, terrorists are certainly in a Web 2.0 world now.
	If the people of America didn't create the problem, who created the problem?
	And people who are sick should actually wear masks at home.
	Because it will not put seniors in a position of being put to death by their government.
	It's absolutely run out of control, completely run amok.
	It's not going to work here.
	Amsterdam is a mess.
	Swelling of the brain?
	Brought on by measles.
	One thin September soon, a floating continent disappears in midnight sun.
	Brought on by measles.
	He smelled like alcohol, so I knew there wasn't real Santa.
	Because Santa doesn't drink alcohol.
	It happened because reality just became real.
	Thirty hours ago, Yuna Lee and I were prisoners in North Korea.
	Boxing is full of shit, man!
	I don't know what you think, but I think American Secretaries of State ought to be in the places of human misery around the world.
	We hit people in the mouth.
	This is the Foreign Service of No Agenda, presenting the international clip of the week.
	The NBC store is selling Obama merchandise.
	NPR laid off in excess of 60 workers, but NPR is also moving to grand new digs in two to three years.
	Please explain how you can afford the new spot.
	You are a great national public treasure, national public radio.
	Yeah.
	Sponsorship, underwriting, advertising, call it whatever you want.
	It's always about hitting the other guy in the mouth, isn't it?
	That's always going to ever be a problem.
	Drote went from California to Washington, D.C. on algae.
	Applications are architected with skip logic to video and much more human ways of interacting with these applications rather than binary or cobalt ways of interacting with those applications.
	Shut up, Grandpa.
	Why should I take you, with all due respect, your expertise over McChrystal's expertise?
	I mean, come on.
	With Ragu, you can give your kids veggies they'll actually eat.
	Generally speaking, we get the joke.
	You want to educate the American people about science and its relevance today, do you believe in evolution, sir?
	Do I believe in evolution?
	I embrace the view that God created the heavens and the earth and the seas and all that's in them.
	Right, but do you believe in evolution as the way he did it?
	The means, Chris, that he used to do that, I can't say, but I do believe in that fundamental truth.
	Did you take biology in school?
	Did you take science, which is all based on evolutionary belief and assumption?
	Well, Chris...
	Do you believe...
	In other words, the reason I'm asking this, I'm not just taking a fight.
	If your party wants to be credible on science, you've got to accept science, do you?
	Yeah, I always wanted to play and inherit the win, but on the global warming issue, I know that in the mainstream media...
	See how you're hedging?
	This is why people don't trust Republicans.
	In the mainstream media, Chris, there is a denial...
	And he constantly is talking about how there is no global warming.
	Every climatologist in the world says there's global warming.
	Every scientist has said there is a problem.
	We're all on this earth together and this guy goes out and says that there's no global warming.
	I mean, who is he?
	If I can add to that,
	you know, I think one of the biggest problems we see right now is the fact that so much of what we do online actually requires training.
	Oh my god, I have to sit down.
	Bottom speaking.
	He's a jackass.
	Madamada.
	Do-do-do-do-do.
	Manamana.
	That was wonderful.
	Bravo!
	I loved that!
	That was great!
	Well, it was pretty good.
	Well, it wasn't bad.
	Well, there were parts of it that weren't very good, though.
	It could have been a lot better.
	I didn't really like it.
	It was pretty terrible.
	It was bad.
	It was awful!
	I was terrible!
	Come away!
	Hey, boo!
	Boo!
	It was fun.
	Stuff it.
	The problem that I was having with the solo is that it's getting a little noodley.
	I'd rather it be like...
	Less notes.
	That would be great.
	I'm going to show myself the mood by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Less notes.
	That would be great.
	Yeah, I want to thank all the people who donated you.
	You'll be mentioned in the next show.
	This is a break we're taking.
	It sounds like a public broadcasting break.
	We're taking a break from the action.
	Yes.
	So what we're really doing is just taking a short break just to remind people that just because there's a clip show, which took more work than a normal show, believe me, could go to dvorak.org slash na, channeldvorak.com slash na, noagendanation.com, perhaps pick up a slave t-shirt and And also the NoAgendaShow.com website and click on the donation button to help us out.
	And in the process of the donations this weekend, give us a little input on whether you like the clip show or not and how much of that you could put, how much could you put up with if we did it again?
	I don't think I could put up with it.
	This clip show is a winner.
	Let's, in fact, instead of just stalling, let's get right back to it.
	Dvorak.org slash N-A I'd rather it be like...
	Brought on by measles.
	Okay, so the question.
	A new social networking site has become a place for young people to anonymously post gossip, nasty, and sometimes sexual comments about their peers.
	Let's not simplify it all that much, but it's to say, look, to say, look, to say, look, we have a specific credible threat of this.
	This is what you need to do to prepare.
	This is what you need to watch out for.
	And this is where you can get additional information.
	Before you jump in...
	I just want to say as someone who's spent a bunch of time researching education who cares about this, I think that the race to the top stuff that you guys have done is one of the most underappreciated and most important things that your administration has done.
	I appreciate that.
	We have been burglarized twice.
	Ranchers in the border area cannot leave their houses unguarded for a few hours since their homes are likely to be broken into if someone is not there.
	We live with weapons near our bed.
	No, we spend a lot of time talking to members of Congress.
	It's very, very important.
	You know, we, on issues like broadband, are so important to our economy.
	You know, this area is a sixth of our economy.
	The money will go to 26 causes that are dear to the hearts of the royal couple.
	Is it innovative crime fighting or has Big Brother gone too far?
	Investigators say a man followed a woman from a neighborhood store all the way into the gates of her home.
	Then he ordered her to take off her clothes, but he ran away.
	A disturbing story from a couple of years ago is making news now.
	An Amber Alert in Washington State was delayed for about six hours because the police officer responsible for issuing the alert fell asleep.
	I got a couple of tweets saying, why is 101 out of San Jose so slow?
	Well, the answer is, we had earlier problems getting into the valley.
	How can this happen in America?
	Well, the National Society of Engineers, they've looked around and they give us a D when it comes to infrastructure.
	So what ends up happening is you may go to your primary care physician.
	He does some basic tests.
	He sees something of concern.
	He refers you to a specialist.
	You go to the specialist, he'll do another test.
	You're getting charged, or your insurance company is getting charged, for both those tests, as opposed to the test that was taken by your primary care physician being emailed to the specialist.
	Or, better yet, if it turns out that there may be three or four specialists involved because it's a difficult diagnosis.
	Let's say there were a bunch of specialists.
	What would be ideal would be if you get all the specialists Together with the primary care physician, the first time you're seen so that you're not paying for multiple visits as well as multiple tests.
	The challenge with coal is that although it's very cheap, it's also dirty.
	I don't know if they still have clutch cars around here.
	Anybody ever driven a clutch car?
	You know, I mean, you got a sort of tap and...
	Well, that's sort of what we've faced in terms of the economy.
	And interestingly, the Spencer family of Princess Diana will be seated on Kate's Family's side of the aisle, not on the royal family's side of the aisle.
	Robin Leach, welcome.
	What do you make of that?
	After thousands of women took to the streets to protest a claim by Salah that pro-democracy demonstrators are violating Islamic law because they're allowing women and men to mix.
	Who are these people?
	We don't know exactly who these rebels are.
	We don't know what they stand for.
	Does this worry you?
	No, it doesn't worry me in the least.
	John McCain is a hero who has stood up for freedom all his life, and he's trying to do the job that our runaway, fraidy-cat president just refuses to do.
	A star proclaims his birth.
	Then let the Hebrews die!
	Slaves are wealth, Commander.
	The more slaves we have, the more bricks we make.
	I would still see fewer bricks made and fewer Hebrews in Goshen.
	It is our eastern gate.
	Welcome to a world filled with liquid assets.
	According to polls, only 38% of Americans say they know a Muslim.
	But that says two things to me.
	A, that Muslims are still quite a small minority in this country.
	But B, most Americans probably don't think I'm a Muslim.
	So they would not tell the pollster that they know me as a Muslim.
	So my responsibility now becomes, it's almost like being gay, where you try in the first three sentences to put into the conversation that you are a Muslim.
	Where mergers happen daily and bonds are highly valued.
	Here, your options are unlimited.
	Your rewards assured.
	As for who the rebels are, one, they're not even sure themselves yet.
	And specialists are always on call.
	We live in a culture of insults.
	I mean, we're constantly bombarded with these images of people who are richer than us and happier than us.
	We tear them down to feel better about ourselves.
	From successful rallies to promising futures, get down to the business of pleasure.
	It makes you comfortable with insensitivity.
	Oh my gosh, wait, what's that big white thing coming over there?
	Imagine a place that inspires the senses.
	Indulges the soul.
	The US and its allies have reportedly begun seeking a country to shelter Muammar Gaddafi should he be forced out.
	Where unique traditions merge with progress and enterprise.
	A new study estimates U.S. drone strikes killed 957 people in Pakistan last year.
	Oh, I am full on, flat out on to this whole thing.
	And you know what?
	Yes, they're going to lose money that way, but already Kate is becoming this global style star and she is spurring the economic climate.
	They need a lot of help.
	They need more air support.
	The United States has unique capabilities.
	We should be restoring that.
	A congressional probe has found oil and gas corporations involved in the drilling practice of hydrofracking injected hundreds of millions of gallons of dangerous chemicals into wells in more than a dozen states from 2005 to 2009.
	Also on the Health Watch, for the first time in nearly three decades, the guidelines doctors use to diagnose Alzheimer's are changing.
	It's my distinct honor and pleasure to introduce to each of you the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush.
	But you raised this, saying the President should release this.
	No, you raised this.
	No, I did not raise this.
	I didn't call a press conference in Palm Beach earlier this week.
	I haven't been on all these television shows.
	And every time I sit down with the press, all they want to talk about is the birth certificate.
	And I got him to do something that nobody else could get him to do.
	Hey.
	And I've been given great credit for that.
	And you raised this issue of his credibility, that if he has it, he should release it.
	Absolutely.
	There are some people who question yours in the middle of all this.
	The other night you went on Anderson Cooper, and you said your investigators told you it was missing.
	Ben Bernanke was talking about today, and you didn't even cover it.
	Andy, you're blaming...
	Andy's blaming the victim here.
	The notion that somehow Barack Obama could put this all behind him.
	Let's watch.
	Let's see if this puts it behind him.
	Already, P.T. Trump is out there, you know, trying to talk now.
	Maybe the president didn't legitimately deserve to go to college.
	Oh, please.
	You're watching Central Coast ABC. Hey, I'm Mario Lopez.
	as Kate Middleton's wedding nightmare about to come true.
	Gangsta!
	Gangsta!
	I can assure you, Bill, that we are delighted to be here to watch you hang.
	laughter laughter laughter Well, not exactly.
	...entertainment tonight at the royal rehearsal with night vision cameras.
	The carriages, the cavalry, the clip-clop of hundreds of horses...
	And you compare that to what's going on in places like China where they plan to construct from 45 to 55 new airports over the next five years.
	And to the best of my knowledge, there aren't plans to build any new airports in the United States during that time period.
	Where does it go?
	For the military side of the universe, the so-called dot mill, that the Department of Defense would have the lead.
	But for the civilian side of the government and for the intersection with the private sector, that the Department of Homeland Security would have the lead.
	We can have that debate.
	You're not credible.
	Pre-Alzheimer's condition called mild cognitive impairment or MCI. The guidelines spell out three stages of Alzheimer's.
	First come changes in the brain with no symptoms.
	No one knows how many people are affected.
	MCI is the second stage where people lose some remory but can still function.
	MCI is the second stage where people lose some remory but can still function.
	The third stage is full-blown Alzheimer's with major memory loss, which afflicts 5.4 million.
	So that part of the brain is not working very well.
	Why do I feel lost?
	Should I change careers?
	Well, American drone attacks in Pakistan actually started under the watch of George W. Bush, but have increased markedly in their frequency since President Obama took office.
	You mentioned actors and the roles they're taking, and a lot of those actors are speaking out and saying, no more doing this, Allahu Akbar, I'm going to blow your roles.
	No more, you know?
	Here's me, and here's my depression.
	It is in Stanford's interest, and it is in this country's interest, to put the best into the military, to have them not only educated, but also trained here.
	Trans rights are human!
	France says it wants a mechanism to suspend visa-free travel around the European Union after an influx of thousands of migrants fleeing the upheaval in Libya and Tunisia.
	A French official said there should be a means to put the Schengen accord into abeyance when there's a systemic failure at an external EU border.
	Ashton, naked again?
	One day, two days.
	This was truly uncharacteristic behavior on my part.
	Oh, my God.
	Nice.
	About a body.
	We stayed up all night with our loved ones, and we watched the most beautiful sunset we've ever seen.
	The fire occurred at the Rocky Mountain Fireworks and Fur Company, a company that buys coyote and bobcat pelts.
	Extra!
	Extra!
	Lady Gaga!
	I love you so much.
	Sting.
	J-Lo.
	The babies are great.
	They were here tonight.
	One of them was dancing and one of them was like...
	Our backstage exclusives at the All-Star iHeartRadio weekend.
	J-Lo getting a lap dance.
	Fergie on the pregnancy rumors.
	Arnold and Maria's weekend lunch date.
	Is there a chance they're getting back together?
	New video, Charlie Sheen's surprise reunion with his father and brothers.
	If you can't work with your family, then what are you doing?
	Plus, Ashton Kutcher stripping down naked again on tonight's Two and a Half Men.
	Dancing's Carson Kressley's here taking on all the haters.
	This is the show of the gay agenda.
	I was like, it was pretty gay before I got there.
	Then, why Eva's fighting back tears.
	God, I would cry if my dress wasn't so tight.
	Plus, Oprah teaching Rosie the Oprah intro.
	John Travolta.
	You think the hand thing helps?
	Yeah.
	John Travolta.
	Hey, welcome back.
	I'm Mario Lopez here at The Grove.
	Maria is in New York City.
	What's up, Maria?
	The Postal Service in 2004 did $70 billion in business.
	In 2010, it did $67 billion in business.
	What about the effect of email on the post office?
	Well, obviously there's some kind of effect from email.
	That's true.
	Massive.
	But in 2006, it was the biggest volume that the post office ever handled in its 236 year history.
	And China Phillips' vasectomy bet with husband Billy Baldwin.
	If I get the trophy, he gets the snip.
	All right, here we go.
	China!
	China!
	The Chinese are talking about their tougher emission standards.
	China!
	Oh, my God!
	Anderson Cooper, the other gay Cooper in television news.
	Call her inside the lines.
	The suspect is Roberto D'Stasio.
	Odds on, favorite to be Italy's next prime minister.
	On her MySpace page, Amanda Knox called herself Foxy Knoxy and bragged about having multiple sex partners.
	This picture, taken at a military museum, became ammunition against her.
	You know, we took your memories.
	Is Caroline in there?
	Yes and no.
	This is one of my memories of you.
	This is the last time I saw you.
	This is what you did to me.
	Not just to my arm.
	To me.
	I want you to feel this.
	There is something worse than pain.
	Sharing.
	It's what kids do.
	Madam President, I don't know what time I've left.
	The senator has 16 seconds left.
	I don't know how...
	He'd probably stand low, but I see the senator of Minnesota anxiously sitting over in the corner.
	If we don't act, medical bills will wipe out their savings.
	If we don't act, she'll be denied coverage because of a pre-existing condition.
	Do you fully support the Obama agenda?
	Who are you?
	Who are you?
	Oh, who are you?
	I'm here for a project.
	Tell me who you are.
	They're varied, you know, from classic dungeons.
	You know, we try to present ourselves as a dungeon crawl.
	There's lots of dungeons, but outdoor areas like you're seeing in this demo and wilderness areas and towns as well.
	I'm sure the engine can render them beautifully, and clearly you guys are taking advantage of it.
	The game looks incredible.
	Very excited.
	Hunted the Demon's Forge.
	When do we get to play it?
	When do I get it?
	When do I convince my friends to buy it?
	I'm telling them I didn't do anything.
	And that I feel bad and that through all of this I think that I was meant to bring truth to this situation.
	Truth to all the people who lost their belongings and you probably feel so violated.
	I know I would.
	I woke up this morning with a headache, the worst I ever had.
	Do you agree with the president's policies in the Middle East?
	Should we still be in Iraq?
	Should we still be in Afghanistan?
	Has our presence there made us any safer or enhanced our freedoms here at home?
	Well, we're told we're getting out of Iraq, and I think the right direction is to get out of Iraq.
	Yeah, you know, you can make that case.
	I think the problem with reality shows is that they cheapen the culture.
	This is ruining my f***ing life!
	It's a temporary situation.
	No!
	No, you need to stop my f***ing best dreams!
	Are you kidding?
	This is my biggest dream!
	Honey, look.
	Very excited, very excited, very excited, very excited.
	On the police search warrant!
	The police are about to break into a house in Columbia, Missouri.
	They believe there's a large supply of marijuana here.
	Inside, a couple is putting their seven-year-old son to bed.
	They kill one of the family dogs, injure the other.
	Move!
	Move pass him!
	They didn't find that large supply of marijuana.
	They just found a little.
	So they levered a $300 fine and charged the father with child endangerment.
	Did you shoot my dog?
	Did you shoot my f***ing dog?
	They never apologized for killing the family dog.
	Oh, that was a good dog.
	They wouldn't even say sorry.
	Every indicator to me shows that this was a justifiable shooting.
	Does Rolling Stone magazine usually get this kind of access?
	A lot of people wondering how you got such remarkable access to the general and to his staff.
	It was crazy this guy had that much access.
	I mean, it wasn't as if you had spent months with them, kind of gaining their trust.
	This incredible wall-to-wall access.
	You were almost brought into the inner circle.
	What on earth was he thinking giving an interview to Rolling Stone?
	Objective truth has been replaced by subjective opinion and emotion across the board.
	There has been a receptiveness to intellectual and moral inversion and a credulity to propaganda, i.e. lies.
	No dissent is allowed.
	Those who defend reality against ideology are demonized.
	Those who defend religion are consigned to outer darkness as imbeciles or insane.
	People who take these views are called right-wing, extra-right-wing, ultra-right-wing, bigots, phobes of every kind.
	And the more they uphold reality and truth and common sense against their opposites, the more right-wing they become.
	It is an astonishing fact.
	If religious totalitarianism was ruled by the church and political totalitarianism was ruled by the general will through both fascism and communism, I would suggest this is cultural totalitarianism or rule by the doctrine, the sacred doctrine of the subjective individual. I would suggest this is cultural totalitarianism or rule by Gerber suspects someone in security was in on the plot and he's suing Pelandaba.
	How long did it take security to arrive after that telephone call?
	I understand it took a couple of minutes for them to arrive.
	A couple of minutes?
	Two minutes?
	I haven't got an exact figure.
	There's a lawsuit in this case you may be aware of that's been filed that suggests that it was 24 minutes Before the security arrived after that telephone call.
	I'm aware of the allegation.
	We'll respond to it when we need to in court.
	Well, you've done an investigation.
	You're in charge of the plant.
	Did it take 24 minutes for them to get there?
	It took, in our calculation, somewhat less than that.
	You initially said two minutes.
	Now we're talking 24 minutes.
	I said a couple of minutes, but...
	I mean, I understand from our analysis of the phone records that it took less than that.
	There's a gap here between 2 and 24.
	Can you help me narrow that gap a little bit?
	I didn't come prepared with that figure, Scott.
	Alright, well, do you use Botox?
	If you do, listen up.
	Psychologists say that using Botox may actually get in the way of experiencing emotions as well as showing them.
	Researchers at Barnard found facial expressions may influence the way the feelings behind them develop.
	The study compares it to a feedback loop.
	Since Botox injections paralyze the muscles, they don't send the same messages to your brain.
	It's kind of paralyzing your head.
	That could change the experience of something like watching a sad movie.
	Sal and Monterey asked us, what's the update on In-N-Out Burger coming to Seaside?
	Well, Sal, here's your answer.
	According to the city of Seaside, they have an exclusive negotiating agreement with In-N-Out to build a fast food restaurant near the Holiday Inn Express on Del Monte Boulevard.
	You're a free man.
	Thanks a lot.
	You bet.
	If you've never had to arrange for a bell bomb before, it could seem pretty scary.
	Not to mention expensive.
	I had no idea what to do.
	Thank you for having me.
	Well, tell us the latest with the Jersey kids.
	What are they up to?
	Oh my gosh.
	So, I have the biggest scoop about Jersey Shore.
	Oh my gosh.
	This summer, while they were down in Miami filming the second season, Snooki, oh my gosh, had so much to drink.
	Oh my gosh.
	She got taken to the hospital and had her stomach pumped.
	Oh my gosh.
	For alcohol poisoning.
	What?
	Oh my gosh.
	I don't want to know what comes out of Snooki's stomach.
	It's just like pickle jars and just like...
	And all the hostess fruit pie wrapper from the third grade.
	I could go there, but I ain't gonna go there.
	because you know what I'm thinking.
	Who says all birth control pills have to be the same?
	Birth control pills don't have to mean 12 periods a year.
	When you're on a birth control pill, there's no medical need to have a monthly period.
	I want to tell you, I'm Governor.
	The 39 mile an hour high speed passenger train is dead.
	While tributes have been pouring in for Richard Holbrook, little attention has been paid to his role in implementing and backing U.S. policies that killed thousands of civilians.
	As Assistant Secretary of State in the Carter administration, Holbrook oversaw weapon shipments to the Indonesian military as it killed a third of East Timor's population.
	In 1980, he played a key role in the Carter administration's support for a South Korean military crackdown in a pro-democracy uprising in the city of Gwangju that killed hundreds of people.
	Details of Holbrook's role in East Timor and Korea have been entirely ignored by the corporate media since his death, hardly covered before as well.
	Richard Holbrook was also a prominent Democratic backer of the Bush administration's decision to attack Iraq in 2003.
	Keeping him locked up until Thursday.
	They want him extradited so they can question him about allegations of unlawful sex practices with WikiLeaks volunteers.
	But to see her face reminds me of Emanuel Goldstein.
	The Berkeley City Council has tabled a vote on whether to call a soldier accused of revealing classified information a hero.
	The council took public comment on the symbolic resolution tonight.
	Private Bradley Manning is accused of giving WikiLeaks a quarter million secret U.S. Embassy cables.
	The U.S. government says he is a traitor and put American lives at risk.
	A member of the city's Volunteer Peace and Justice Commission wrote the resolution.
	Whistleblowers need to be respected and protected.
	Nevertheless, he's a traitor and he went against whatever he signed to join the military.
	So she's saying, if you see something, say something.
	Tell us whatever you see.
	You know what will come next?
	They will make it a crime if we see something and don't say something.
	And then we are East Germany and North Korea.
	At a military base in Mexico City, soldiers use torches and hammers to destroy some of the 90,000 weapons the Mexican government says it has seized in the last four years.
	Most from the vicious war with the drug cartels.
	Now here's the next strange thing.
	All these secular ideologies that I've been talking about as well as Islam have at heart a real hatred of Jewish peoplehood or Jewish religion.
	And this may sound rather strange because these are all very disparate ideologies.
	But let me suggest these things to you.
	For example, take moral relativism.
	The idea there is no moral authority, we can all do our own thing, it's all lifestyle choice.
	Well, it's Judaism that laid down the moral law which forms the very foundation of Western morality, and that moral law is what is under attack from moral and cultural relativism, multiculturalism, and all of that.
	Take the Green Movement, take environmentalism.
	It is actually Genesis that draws their deepest wrath because they interpret the biblical dominion of mankind over the earth as an example of divine imperialism or colonialism.
	If you look at Richard Dawkins, his great bestseller, The God Delusion, it is the God of the Hebrew Bible singled out in his great diatribe against religion in general, It is the God of the Hebrew Bible who he singles out as the fountainhead of violence, brutality, intolerance and bigotry in the world.
	In the Dawkins environment, it would appear, in the Dawkins utopia, if the God of the Hebrew Bible was got rid of...
	Then the brotherhood of man and the reign, the age of perfect reason, would have no impediment whatsoever.
	Applications are architected with skip logic to video and much more human ways of interacting with these applications rather than binary or cobalt ways of interacting with those applications.
	And it is Jews who are the principal attacks, target of the attacks by anti-Americans and anti-imperialists on the neoconservatives, the euphemism for those who were alleged to have formed the conspiracy, the global conspiracy to subvert American foreign policy in the interests of Israel.
	And it's that issue of Israel which is now the greatest symbol of all, of Western irrationality, particularly in Britain, where there's a sustained and relentless campaign of lies and libels about Israel and openly expressed irrational Jewish conspiracy theories and demonization of those who object.
	So the result of all this is that the West cannot deal with Islamism, which itself is driven by a theologically inspired desire to eradicate the Jews and which turns truth and lies, victim and victimizer, inside out, because the West itself has dispensed with the idea of objective truth.
	The West itself inverts, in all these other ideologies, inverts truth and lies, victim and victimizer, and so on.
	Now, these ideologies all play in different countries differently.
	Britain is, I would suggest, the global leader in this.
	Britain was first into the Enlightenment and is now the first out.
	But these ideas have traction across the whole of the West and even in God's own country, America.
	For example, I'm afraid to bring it home to you That Americans' exports in recent years have included Al Gore, whose mendacious film about global warming is even now on the curriculum in British schools and taught as fact.
	It is America who have, which has produced the unlovely duo of Mearsheimer and Walt, who have created this, who have given an academically respectable imprimatur to Jewish conspiracy theory of the most odious and irrational kind.
	And it's the attacks through Chomsky, Naomi Klein, MoveOn.org on anti-imperialism, anti-Americanism, and so on.
	All in America...
	I don't know what happens, but you get one of these stories almost like once a week now, a story like this.
	In Wisconsin, there's a mailman delivering his mail, going door-to-door.
	It's wintertime.
	The mailman, United States mailman, door-to-door delivering mail.
	He's naked.
	He's naked.
	I mean, we've all heard of junk mail, but this is stupid.
	Elin's new man.
	She's getting over Tiger with a hot new romance, so who is he?
	Mark Zuckerberg.
	Sorry Julian Assange, I guess you didn't violate enough people's privacy.
	One look can turn the everyday into romantic.
	An accidental touch can turn ordinary into something more.
	So that alone, I think, is evidence of the viability of the Al-Qaeda message and the resonance that it continues to have throughout the world.
	You know, but these things are going to be permanent.
	The Republicans would like these tax cuts to be permanent.
	Let me ask you something, though, Ceci, just as a person in the world.
	Okay.
	These tax cuts did not work under the Bush administration.
	I've heard this argument.
	Let me just finish my thought.
	More jobs did not come down the pike.
	The economy did not get better.
	The deficit increased.
	Why do Republicans, and apparently some Democrats, think that this will work?
	Yeah, no, you're right.
	But I don't know that anyone's made a compelling case that there's a cause and effect between the two.
	That the Bush tax cuts was either responsible or can be held to blame for the economic downturn.
	Or that they should have done something more for the economic downturn.
	I get that.
	But the bottom line is, in this kind of economy, you do not raise taxes on anyone, especially, I think, on the top income earners and the people who do the hiring.
	Well, that's the Republican position.
	But again, it didn't work.
	And then even more astonishingly, one has to say that al Qaeda has put into place a very small, a minuscule perhaps, but nonetheless a viable means of recruiting and radicalizing individuals, American citizens and American residents in this country. American citizens and American residents in this country.
	Now, it's rather bold, I have to say, to put up there on this slide al Qaeda in the USA as one of these networks.
	But I feel on fairly solid ground because when General Petraeus was in Washington last April and gave a public address at the Woodrow Wilson Center, he has his own slide that he calls it a star slide that has the al Qaeda networks throughout the world.
	And General Petraeus had AQUSA on us.
	So if General Petraeus says it, I have to say I feel on very firm ground in including it as well.
	Well, I hope that he doesn't turn out to be just another typical cheater for her sake.
	You're really going to be able to help her, so this sting has got to go down perfect for her.
	I don't want anything to get screwed up.
	Let's do this.
	Okay.
	A few days later, Jody contacted us to let us know that Matt would be out late.
	The plan was for me to meet him at a bar and lure him to a hotel room where Jody will be waiting to confront him.
	She suspected that he would be at tailgaters.
	Passengers aboard a transatlantic flight from Brussels had no idea until they landed that their pilot had died mid-flight.
	For what purpose, gentlemen from Texas Facts?
	To address the house for one minute.
	There's no objection.
	Gentleman is recognized.
	Thank you, Mr.
	Speaker.
	You know, just moments ago on this floor, there was cheering, there was clapping over the passing of the crap and trade bill.
	Awesome stuff.
	I think it's worth it to keep safe.
	To get patted down?
	Well, I'd rather not do it, but to be safe.
	It's worth it.
	I mean, what else can you do?
	To be safe.
	Coming up, it's a feeding frenzy on the move.
	Bed bugs are giving people nightmares.
	Pretty scary.
	Now, less than half of Democrats say the president is a Christian.
	Less than half of African Americans say the president is a Christian.
	Less than half of people who give Obama positive job approval ratings say he's a Christian.
	What they said and did.
	Their dramatic transformations revealed today.
	It is a show that's special report.
	Supermodel Smackdown.
	What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted attack on the U.S. homeland in the next three to six months?
	High or low?
	Director Blair?
	An attempted attack, the priority is certain, I would say.
	Mr.
	Panetta?
	I would agree with that.
	Mr.
	Mueller?
	Agree.
	General Burgers?
	Yes, ma'am.
	Agree.
	Mr.
	Dinger?
	Yes.
	Agree, agree, agree, agree.
	That some terrorists somewhere in the world will use a weapon of mass destruction.
	If anything, the odds that we gave a year ago, which was more likely than not, have probably gone up.
	Agree, agree, agree, agree.
	Well, you would have to fight people at the well in order to quell the stampede.
	There's been a lot of talk about our seasoned beef.
	But here's the truth.
	Here's the real deal.
	Our seasoned beef is 88% premium ground beef and 12% signature recipe.
	We are educated youths.
	There are a number of college students among us.
	The government has stolen our dreams.
	We are young men without dreams.
	And I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll.
	I have one speed, I have one gear.
	Go!
	Some are saying that you're bipolar.
	Wow.
	And then what?
	What's the cure?
	Medicine?
	Make me like them?
	Not gonna happen.
	I'm by winning.
	In fact, one of the biggest dangers of the Iranian issue more generally, but one of the biggest dangers of the Iranian issue isn't Iran getting the bomb, but the fact that if they get the bomb, all the other Arab states are going to want it to protect themselves from Iran, and Saudi's first among them.
	When I see the energy and enthusiasm and the brilliant ideas of the teens and what they've been able to create, it just feels like something new and something big is happening.
	Here now with more on this horrible subject is the host of HLN's Prime News and former prosecutor Vinnie Politan.
	Hey Vinnie, you know, we just heard a brief description of what's in this manual.
	Can you tell me any more about it?
	Symphony can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis.
	Serious and sometimes fatal events can occur, such as infections, cancer in children and adults, heart failure, nervous system disorders, liver or blood problems, and allergic reactions.
	Before starting symptom, your doctor should test you for TB and assess your risk of infections, including fungal infections and hepatitis B. Ask your doctor if you've been to a region where certain fungal infections are common.
	Tell your doctor if you're prone to infections or develop symptoms such as fever, fatigue, cough, or sores.
	You should not start Symfony if you have an infection.
	Ask your rheumatologist about Symfony.
	Just one dose, once a month.
	Chantix is a non-nicotine pill.
	In studies, 44% of Chantix users were quit during weeks 9 to 12 of treatment compared to 18% on sugar pill.
	It's proven to reduce the urge to smoke.
	Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping Chantix.
	If you notice agitation, hostility, depression, or changes in behavior, thinking, or mood that are not typical for you, or if you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, stop taking Chantix and call your doctor right away.
	Talk to your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems which can get worse while taking Chantix.
	Some people can have allergic or serious skin reactions to Chantix, some of which can be life-threatening.
	If you notice swelling of face, mouth, throat, or a rash, stop taking Chantix and see your doctor right away.
	Tell your doctor which medicines you're taking as they may work differently when you quit smoking.
	Chantix dosing may be different if you have kidney problems.
	The most common side effect is nausea.
	Patients also reported trouble sleeping and vivid unusual or strange dreams.
	Until you know how chattics may affect you, use caution when driving or operating machinery.
	Whoopsies.
	I'm all OMG. Survivor First Look.
	Meet Marty from Mill Valley, California.
	Listen, I didn't get to manage $400 million worth of business at Yahoo by just being a nice guy.
	Debra?
	Julie, vaccines are arriving.
	The signs are going up.
	And this year's flu shot covers both swine and seasonal flu.
	So you only have to feel the sting once.
	Why this year's vaccine is meant for everyone, and it's cheaper, too.
	If the charges are proven, this was the platoon from hell.
	Five American soldiers accused of murdering Afghan civilians just because they could.
	Well, I think the president does feel put upon.
	I think he believes that he's accomplished a lot, and so do I. Uh, it's the voters' fault.
	As we just heard, and we all know that, why wouldn't something like this qualify as illegal as well?
	Boom!
	In a new drama from the master of adrenaline.
	Hey!
	I'm Jerry Bruckheimer.
	So put on your boots, check your gear, and keep your eyes open.
	I got him!
	Here comes Chase.
	Chase, I think the title says just about everything you need to know.
	Chase is something really special for us, something we haven't done ever.
	Action!
	You hit Marsha's out of the way!
	Out of the way!
	Kind of reminds me of how we started with CSI. Big difference between us and the police.
	They care about where he's been, we care about where he's going.
	Let's move.
	Every week you're going to go after a violent felon.
	You're going to see how the federal marshals deal with chasing these people, finding these people.
	Go, go, go, go!
	No, we try to give you big and better, and this is something unique and fresh.
	It's the chase.
	Woo!
	Take a look.
	James, Republican from California.
	Go ahead.
	I think...
	A lot of people are confused, it seems like.
	We don't have a democracy.
	There's weaknesses to a democracy that we're not ready for yet.
	Alright, James, what are you driving at?
	We don't have an intelligent enough electorate to be able to really...
	Make these judgments, and especially lately, we don't even know what right and wrong is.
	Alright James, what kind of judgments are you talking about?
	Change it into what works and what doesn't work.
	One thing that doesn't work is a state, which is sort of a territorial, regulative, social organization, should have one language.
	Otherwise, I don't have freedom of speech.
	The guy doesn't understand what I'm saying.
	Venezuela llama a rechazar esa movilización guerrerista.
	Hi everybody, I'm Geraldo Rivera and welcome to the celebration of my four decades in the news business.
	40 years.
	Imagine, it has been a fascinating run and a dynamic, exotic, wonderful, often important, but frequently stressful and sometimes dangerous business that tends to wear out people more quickly than most jobs.
	And there aren't many still standing who started in that wild era when the civil rights movement had collapsed into urban chaos.
	The endless war in Vietnam was tearing our nation apart.
	Richard Nixon was still president.
	The deaths of four students at Kent State University at the hands of Ohio National Guardsmen was accelerating the alienation of young people all across our country.
	And self-style rebels like me didn't trust anyone over 30.
	On television then, longer than most Americans have been alive, my entire adult life has played out in public.
	Many of you have watched my high and low dramas, my on-air triumphs like the long campaign to humanize the care of the developmentally disabled, and my not-so-triumphs like getting my nose broken and opening Al Capone's empty vault.
	So at limited commercial interruption, let the celebration begin.
	After this brief commercial interruption, back in a flash.
	He's the douchebag of the year Now ain't he great, folks?
	Ain't he grand?
	He's the douchebag of the year Douchebag, Mr.
	Douchebag of the year Look at him smile, look at him shine He's the douchebag of, the douchebag of the year Well, finally tonight, a community-wide effort underway in Sacramento to say thank you to our troops.
	The idea to send snack packs to give them a taste of home.
	The brain behind the effort, a kid named...
	Paris Hilton, busted for cocaine this weekend on the Vegas Strip.
	It never ends.
	And by the way, when she originally did time, it was for violation of her probation.
	Kind of a similar situation to Lindsay Lohan in that regard.
	Now she's charged with a felony possession of a controlled substance.
	She's in big trouble.
	This is a defensive jihad.
	Well, that's open to dispute.
	It's not a religious statement.
	A lot of people disagree with that.
	Most Muslims disagree with that.
	The third point of their ideology is, sorry, defensive jihad is legitimate, this is a defensive jihad, and the enemy is so powerful that terrorism becomes legitimate.
	Hello, all you beautiful humans.
	I'm Michelle Lombardo, and welcome to Burning Man Lives.
	I'm so happy you can join me, because over the next hour, we'll travel to Nevada's Black Rock Desert for the Burning Man Festival.
	I'm so thankful to have the ability to take you on this journey, because Burning Man has opened me up...
	...goes up and down and knows the Congress and so forth, knows the military-industrial complex, Lockheed Martin, Grumman, all the guys that make F-22s and things that don't fit into this scenario.
	We don't believe there's enough coin there.
	To do both, to be able to maintain the fighting force that would go against, say, some ungodly coalition of China or whatever in the future over water and oil, and do the small more stuff.
	Toppled buildings, flooded streets, crushed cars, and even a fire.
	This is what the people of Christchurch face today after a powerful 7.0 magnitude earthquake struck New Zealand's second biggest city.
	Well, as sick and twisted as it is, I'd like to look at this as a fantastic blessing in disguise.
	A penny per dozen eggs, though, for a giant egg operation adds up to a lot of money.
	Welcome to Drag U. This semester, commence dragulation on RuPaul's Drag U. Watermelon, watermelon.
	He's going to be a drag.
	Leave it to our drag queen professors.
	PBS is the place you should go first.
	There are no advertisers to be satisfied, only an audience to be satisfied.
	Sponsorship, underwriting, advertising, call it whatever you want.
	New tonight, a government study reveals that one in 12 drivers admitted to driving drunk at least once over the course of a year.
	Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
	Do you suffer from shyness?
	Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
	If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila.
	Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything You'll notice the benefits of tequila almost immediately It means we finished a mission.
	I'm proud to know that our brigade was the last combat brigade in Iraq.
	We finished with honor and we finished with dignity.
	Most importantly, we left capacity with the Iraqi security forces so they can take the lead from here on out.
	In other Haiti news, the French government has rejected a petition from a group of leading activists and academics calling for the repayment of an independence debt imposed after Haiti successfully won independence in 1804.
	Haiti's Interim Reconstruction Commission has approved over $1.6 billion in new projects for the country's rebuilding following the January 12 earthquake.
	The Commission's co-chair, former President and the current UN Special Envoy to Haiti, Bill Clinton, said the project's approval should encourage international donors to fulfill their unmet pledges.
	She shares this shack with her two brothers, sister and a mother.
	I ask her if her daughter's work breaks her heart.
	If they make money, they don't bring it home, she says.
	No, she doesn't bring any money home.
	You know, at the end of the day, Larry, I'd much rather not go to the Hollywood party.
	I'd much rather go to the pub around the corner and buy everyone a drink.
	Wow.
	So I just still do.
	My favorite word is the word.
	Is the word.
	And that is everything.
	It says it all for us.
	And you know the biblical reference.
	You know the gospel reference of the word.
	And that word is...
	we have to give voice to what that means in terms of public policy that would be in keeping with the values of the word raise your right hand
	i solemnly swear to support and defend the constitution of the united states from all enemies foreign and domestic We lost our empire.
	We suck at tennis.
	Our food is lousy.
	Yeah, but our television sure kicks ass.
	BBC America.
	In more than 1,000 hours of tapes that Ralph recorded for the feds, they've learned just about everything there is to know about the Decalvo Cantis and Benny Ocean.
	But in the fall of 1999, they hear something they don't like.
	The Pain of the World The swelling?
	The unbearable pressure you feel?
	Admit it.
	Your sinus pain has become so intense, you just don't want to take it anymore.
	So don't take it.
	There's a minimally invasive way for your doctor to open your sinuses now.
	By gently inflating a tiny balloon, doctors open swollen, inflamed sinuses.
	And it really works.
	But few could have guessed the real truth.
	Far from being a war hero, Robert Cleason was actually a former mental patient on the run from the police.
	A compulsive hoarder of firearms, he'd been sectioned for shooting up a hospital and jump bail in Buffalo, New York after shooting a man in the foot.
	His conflict resolution method is to be violent or to threaten violence.
	He's in love with guns.
	He's just infatuated with guns.
	Unbeknownst to the Mormon community, Cleason's past was littered with firearms offenses and odd behavior.
	Three wives had left him, the last when she found him taking a bath with a disemboweled deer.
	Madam Speaker, no matter how long this Congress wants to talk about it, we cannot hold back the future.
	And so, in order to move on with the future, All right.
	Phew, that was tiring.
	No, it wasn't.
	What are you kidding me?
	You can't say that.
	I was chilling back with Miss Mickey in her ho-ho-ho bikini, listening to the clip show, thinking, my goodness, we're underpaid.
	We have a lot of clips.
	How far back did you go on that?
	About three and a half years, actually.
	We only started doing clips about four years ago.
	I think I went all the way to the beginning with a couple of those clips.
	A couple of them I wanted to do.
	I put a little dupe in and I added a little to it.
	The only thing I wish for Christmas is that your Skype connection would be better.
	Well, I want to wish everybody happy holidays in that regard.
	I just want to say I hope that you enjoy the clip show and I'm sorry about the Skype connection.
	Yeah, it happens.
	Coming to you from...
	The capital of the Lone Star State here in Camp MoFo.
	In the morning, everybody.
	Merry Christmas.
	Happy New Year.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And you weren't even in Camp MoFo when we started the show, but I guess you're returned.
	That's a long show.
	I'm in Northern Silicon Valley.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We will talk to you again next time right here on No Agenda.

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