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	Why does 3 o'clock have to be 4 o'clock?
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, February 24th, 2011 times your Gitmo Nation media assassination.
	This is episode 281.
	This is no agenda.
	Putting the hay in biodiversity from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	And back in northern Silicon Valley where it's going to snow, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's going to get really cold here, too.
	Not quite snow, but...
	It's supposed to snow like on Saturday.
	Yeah, it's supposed to get really cold here, but not quite snow.
	It would be funny if it snowed.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	It's all a part of the global warming problem we're having, people.
	Exactly.
	Exactly what it is.
	In the morning to you, John, from the connection, also from your general attitude, I can tell you're back.
	My general attitude.
	You're back.
	My general attitude is always mediocre.
	Eric the Shill in our private back channel says, Hey, JCD is feisty this morning.
	He's charged up.
	What did you do to him?
	Nothing.
	It's a long story, but he wanted to make some changes I wasn't 100% going for.
	Oh, yeah.
	So when did you get back?
	And we know that you were stuck in Gitmo Nation castanets without a passport.
	I got so many emails from people saying, you know, we're really worried about John because he has no identification.
	They could drug him.
	He won't be wandering around.
	Dazed and confused.
	You suggested that.
	And people caught on to it.
	They're like, you know, you should get some identifying tattoos and stuff so we can prove that it's you.
	You were there without your toenail clippers and your pen clip.
	I mean, we were generally concerned for you.
	Yeah, well, I was in good hands.
	I had the locals watch it looking out for me.
	Yeah, local No Agenda producers?
	Yeah.
	That's the beautiful thing.
	I had a few tapas roamed around some parts of the town I didn't get to see before, and it was good.
	So when did you get back?
	I got back last night around 8 p.m.
	So you did indeed have to miss two flights to get back.
	Yeah, I came back on Wednesday.
	Yeah, I spent an extra day there, actually two extra days.
	Yeah.
	I ended up going out to Segovia and looking at a couple of other antique towns.
	I went to a town called Toledo, which I mentioned, but they keep pronouncing it Toledo.
	Excuse me.
	Anyway, I have some thoughts about Spain.
	Yeah, they're pretty good at soccer, but economy, not so.
	They got some nice new buildings, though.
	And by the way, everybody in Spain, at least all the guys I was talking to that are Spanish, none of them argue with the point that the way I see the whole situation is that they soak the EU so they can build up their infrastructure, which is what Portugal also did.
	And the place is beautiful.
	It's clean and all the new roads are in and everything like that.
	And they know they soak the EU. And they all say, you know, the French and the Germans can afford it.
	Screw them!
	Besides that, they can't get work anywhere.
	There's nothing to do.
	And there's lots of empty building projects everywhere, right?
	Where there's just lots of concrete.
	Actually, no.
	Most of those things are finished.
	They actually got...
	Oh, really?
	They soaked the EU that much they could even finish them?
	Oh, yeah.
	Wow.
	Yeah, they're still finishing up.
	I mean, it's like they haven't been cut off yet.
	And by the way, it's March 30th that they're going to have the big protest.
	A lot of people...
	See, this is why people are so worried.
	John thinks there's going to be a 30th day in February.
	Oh, my God, we've got to save him.
	Get some No Agenda producers.
	Get the Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable to him, quick.
	Anyway, in the morning to all the ships at sea, boots on the ground, wings in the skies, foots in the oceans, checks in the mails, bakers in the kitchens, dung in the pits, astronauts, men in the moon, and Mars base stations, anybody napping for humanity, hams on the air, human resources, throwing their boots everywhere, and their shoes, of course, and everyone in the chat room, no agenda, Stream.com.
	Noagenda.
	Chat.net.
	And to our producers on our show notes production system.
	Everyone's been doing a lot of work, John.
	We're all very charged up and ready to get going the way our government loves us.
	Yeah, and all the big news, of course, is real news, including, oh, Apple's bringing out a new iPad.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's today, isn't it?
	Is that today their announcement?
	I thought it was next week.
	Oh, maybe it is.
	Well, the real news that I'd just like to get straight into.
	Now, there's been many earthquakes since the last time I really brought this up.
	And if I really don't have all kinds of signs pointing to an earthquake machine, which I would like to say one more time that this has been discussed by former Secretaries of Defense, in particular Cohen, in congressional testimony, these things do exist, and weather modification and earthquake machines are being, or at the time in the 70s, said could be used, but they do exist.
	That's been the testimony, so you've got to kind of believe that.
	And I have to say, unfortunately, I believe that the earthquake machine was put into action in New Zealand this time.
	I didn't say it for the last time.
	But this time, the Christchurch quake, there are just too many signs pointing towards earthquake machinage.
	And although that was not my first thought, my first thought was, how is Kiwi Chris?
	Kiwi Chris, of course, is a contributor to the No Agenda Stream, contributor to the show.
	He gives us lots of insight.
	And this is the guy who, remember he came up to the office, John?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that guy.
	Yeah, that guy.
	The tall guy.
	Well, he sent us a note.
	Well, he sent a very long note.
	Yeah, well, I wouldn't expect you to read the whole thing, but there's a couple of points in there that are kind of interesting.
	Guess not.
	Well, no, I mean, it's a beautiful note.
	He says, a couple of highlights, and as a no agenda listener for a long time now, I'm very aware of the sort of BS and lies to look for from the government and media, but frankly, I don't see it.
	Sure, there's a bit of, let's get the sensational pictures, and Let's repeat things over and over, but honestly, the New Zealand media have dealt with this tragedy with empathy and feeling, and I'm staggered.
	So he's obviously in shock, as is everybody, and he actually sent a little sound clip.
	This is something you won't see, or I haven't seen anything like it.
	This is a piece of audio.
	From the earthquake during a university lecture, which he managed to acquire.
	And you can kind of get the...
	Now, I don't know if anyone has heard the...
	This building did not fall down.
	But you can just hear the noise and imagine how frightening it is.
	And this really is...
	What you're seeing on television is nothing like what has really happened.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	They'll say they say it's got to be eventual cord.
	It's starting to shake. - Ah!
	So that's a real bone shaker.
	You can hear everything just being thrown about.
	And outside of Christchurch itself, there's just...
	This is the thing that I didn't like, but I think that you're not hearing in the media.
	Some of the damage outside of the city itself is from falling cliffs, crushing houses, boulders the size of small cars, rolling over cars and homes.
	And this one, the effects of liquefaction is amazing, with reports of geyser-like eruptions of sand and silt coming up from the ground and flooding whole neighborhoods.
	In some places, mud and silt is two meters deep.
	Now, John, you've been through, being a Northern California native, you've been through a lot of earthquakes.
	Have you ever seen anything like that?
	Well, the term is liquefaction, actually.
	And I've never been in a situation where, no, I've always been in a solid ground.
	Thank you.
	You answered that like a woman, didn't you?
	Just say yes or no, it'll be fine.
	No.
	You've always been on solid ground.
	The liquefaction, is that what you called it?
	Mm-hmm.
	So I don't think that's ever really happened.
	Oh, it happened in San Francisco in the Loma Prieta in 89.
	Oh, the big one.
	The entire marina district is on that kind of soil, which is like a lot of, if it's fill or sandy or whatever, and it starts to shake, it actually turns the ground into quicksand.
	Wow.
	And things fall, you know, start to drop into the ground.
	Suck in, yeah.
	So, I've been looking around.
	Here's the things that I just...
	There's just so many things lined up and a doozy at the end that let me just give them to you and then you tell me what you think.
	And before you do that, let me mention one thing just to make you feel better.
	My wife is an earthquake nut.
	And she, daily, every day, ever since I've ever known her, and I guess since she was a little kid, she monitors the USGS surveys of earthquake activity in California.
	She says it's never, in California, it has never been this low.
	Yeah, I know.
	Well, you can only focus that thing on one place at a time.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well, next is going to be L.A. Well, I don't think so, but let me give you some of the data.
	I'm not calling it evidence, but let me call it some of the data.
	First of all, links in the show notes, noaginashow.com, to the HAARP activity from Alaska.
	Increased activity just hours before, I mean, like, seriously, off the chart signals coming off of the HAARP array.
	And it's amazing.
	You just see flatline, then you see a whole bunch of spikes, and then it goes back to flatline, and six hours later, We see the earthquake in Christchurch.
	Now, also the day before, over 100 whales, pilot whales, beached themselves in New Zealand and have to be euthanized because they couldn't get them back into the ocean.
	Now, whales, of course, respond to all kinds of signals, but particularly the ELF and also sonar.
	They have a sonar system.
	And one thing we know for sure is that HAARP has been claimed by the government documentation, the official documentation, to be in part communication systems for submarines.
	So if you're cranking that up, it is feasible that the whales would get into trouble.
	Well, you don't think that's good enough?
	Let me give you some more.
	No, I don't need any more information.
	I want to know.
	I mean, I think you can probably...
	Wait!
	Just let me...
	No, no!
	No, there's a lot of stuff here.
	Once again, military exercise, naval exercise, everyone happens to be ready.
	And then, of course, we have an entire delegation from the Department of Homeland Security, including the Deputy Undersecretary of FEMA. Lucy Napolitano is supposed to come.
	She cancels.
	This has been a big trip for her, and then she cancels at the last minute, like she got some kind of warning not to come.
	Although she was at a funeral, but okay.
	They split.
	They leave this FEMA guy behind.
	How coincidental.
	And then, just to push it all in our face, push it in our face, we now have a donation text messaging system.
	And this is what you do.
	You text 333 to Vodafone for a $3 donation.
	I'm giving you all this.
	Give me a break.
	I didn't know you got me on that one.
	No, I have two more.
	Okay.
	Three more subtle messages?
	Yes.
	Well, not data points.
	One is, you know, $60 billion worth of oil was discovered in the past two years off the coast of New Zealand.
	Yeah, so there's like tons and tons of oil.
	I've got stories here.
	New Zealand's oil rush, $60 billion of oil.
	Okay, so we've got the oil now.
	I'm in.
	Now for the earthquake machine part, for the wars...
	So while this earthquake was taking place, did you know that as the Iranian warships approached the Suez Canal, a 5.9 on the Richter scale, it says, on the Richter scale, hit the Suez Canal.
	Dude, these guys are just sitting there pushing their buttons.
	That's an interesting coincidence.
	All right, so all I was asking for earlier was what was the rationale?
	Sorry?
	I think the rationale, the oil thing, because I spent my time linking another oil thing to, even though, I mean, it is a theme of the show that we, you know, deconstruct intelligence and come up with these coincidences.
	But, you know, I find the same thing with Libya.
	This is very interesting.
	How many people live in Libya?
	This country is huge, by the way.
	Which, of course, is all oil field.
	How many people live there, according to the CIA world facts?
	It's actually not all oil fields.
	That's the joke of it.
	But go on.
	I don't know.
	What is the population of Libya?
	Six million people.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's like less than the population of Manhattan.
	Right.
	It's small.
	Yeah.
	Relatively.
	Yeah, relatively small.
	Well, I just want to read a couple of things to some people out there following the Libya thing, because the right-wing media has decided to call this, oh, it's the Muslim Brotherhood, they're trying to kill us all.
	Yeah, Al-Qaeda.
	Scare them, scare them.
	Al-Qaeda.
	Be very afraid.
	Shut up, slaves.
	Be very afraid.
	The search you want to do is Libya.
	This, by the way, is what I thought about regarding Egypt, and I think it's the same thing again with Libya, and I think Libya is a bigger target.
	It's Libya cozying up to China.
	Exactly.
	And you can go to the search you want to do, anyone out there wants to do it.
	You can go Libya, China, oil.
	That's it.
	And boom, you'll get a million links.
	Hopefully they won't be buried because a lot of this information online gets buried by current events.
	So occasionally you're going to have to do a Julian delimited search to bring your search previous to the news.
	Let me just read you a couple of interesting little tidbits from a thing called Investor Trip, which is a...
	Well, before you do that, can I just say that what was very interesting to me, I have no clips of it, but looking at the media...
	The tactic from the Ministry of Truth, which is all television you're seeing, and I think people who listen to this show understand that by now, the tactic is, the guy's a nutjob!
	He's a weirdo!
	He's holding an umbrella!
	Oh, he's crazy!
	Oh, he's looking at himself in the mirror!
	He's a nutjob!
	He's crazy!
	Oh, this guy's just out of control!
	He's crazy!
	This is all I hear.
	And these two schmuck chicks in the morning on CNN? Oh my god!
	I should have pulled...
	I'm just so disgusted by...
	Well, it's really a crazy guy.
	Stupid idiots.
	So there's a couple of things going on with China.
	For one thing, we're trying to block them because there's a bunch of G20 action taking place.
	When I was in Europe, I got to see, and I actually have a clip, but it's kind of boring.
	But the G20 people are concerned about China because they're not really joining the club.
	They're in the G20 talking about how they're going to divide up the world's riches for the 20 nations.
	Yeah.
	And China's not really...
	It seems to me that China's not playing ball.
	Do you want to play this clip for a sec?
	Well, you can play it.
	Yeah, this is just an idea.
	This is actually inside the meeting with one of the women that's, I guess, the current chairman of the thing from France.
	...he hosts were pleased to have reached some agreement over how to reduce the trade and currency imbalances at the root of the global financial crisis.
	The negotiations have been frank, sometimes tense, always very respectful, and have led to a final compromise.
	We can't say it's anyone's responsibility in particular, but it does represent a spirit of compromise, a requirement in the nature of the commitments that have been taken.
	Did you record this on your dictaphone?
	I had to record off a speaker.
	I got it in Europe.
	It says nothing.
	It's bureaucraties where they talk about tents and we had to do this.
	Essentially what happened is the Chinese are screwing Europe as much as they're screwing us.
	They're losing their jobs.
	So they've been shut down.
	But so I think so what we're going to do, we sent the, you know, kind of the U.S. use the economic hitman model and we decided to just cut off China's oil.
	And Libya apparently, let me just read this graph from this one newsletter that discusses oil.
	An analyst close to the oil industry suggests that Libya may sit on the largest oil and gas reserves in all of Africa.
	Yeah, but that's not the news you get.
	The news you get is, they only have 2% of the world's oil.
	It's not that important.
	No, that's why Tony Blair went over there and hugged Gaddafi.
	That's why Obama hugged Gaddafi.
	Please.
	The underdeveloped nation has few domestic oil companies to access to underground reserves, and very few foreign companies are ever granted access.
	In the recent decision by CNP, China National Petroleum, to bid for Libya's assets, it could have been a play to get access to what may be the lottery ticket in black gold.
	So, as Rahm Emanuel said, never let a good crisis go to waste.
	I think this is exactly what is taking place, John, is we had the surprise Tunisia uprising.
	Hey, boom, we got a spark in Egypt.
	Now it's just everyone's like, oh, everyone's rioting and uprising, and it's all a distraction from the oil.
	Everything is about, and by the way, I need to remind people today, debuting after this show on NoAgendaStream.com, the very first episode of The Oil Show.
	Mr.
	Oil, an oil insider, has a show where he tells it all.
	It's a great show, by the way, John.
	You're going to love this.
	If you want all the dirty secrets from the inside of the oil business, Mr.
	Oil Show will bring it to you.
	Great.
	So anyway, yeah, this is what it's all about.
	And people say, well, Saudi Arabia.
	No, Saudi Arabia is on board.
	So since they're not all of a sudden selling out to China, there's not going to be a revolution in Saudi Arabia.
	It's not about Iran.
	It's not about the Muslim Brotherhood.
	And it's not actually just about the oil.
	It's about China and the oil.
	Yeah, good point.
	It's funny because I was previewing that Mr.
	Oil show.
	He says that Russia is now the world's largest oil producer.
	Now, of course, we know that China and Russia just, like, what was it, two, three months ago, signed this huge agreement.
	To share all their resources and all their stuff and probably use their own local currencies.
	And now we're starting to see slight uprisings in Russia to try to get rid of Putin.
	The public's irked about this and that.
	I mean, there's no question about it.
	We're trying to cut off China's supply of oil in any way we can because they're screwing us by taking over the world's industrial manufacturing by lowballing everything.
	And this is our way of doing it.
	This is the way of doing it without officially doing it by the government.
	There's no government involved in this.
	I mean, the only other way to do it is go bomb the fuckers.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, we're not going to do that.
	No, that would suck.
	It would totally suck.
	That's not a nice way to treat people.
	But that is the only other way.
	And so this is an economic hitman operation of enormous magnitude.
	Oh yeah, this is a beauty.
	And not only that, but they had this sketch.
	This is a good one because this kind of mocks the show Rubicon, which we mention every so often, where they essentially set up these scenarios.
	First they figure out the scenario, and then they make it happen.
	And it's actually quite interesting.
	And it looks to me as though this is all scripted.
	And it's really well done because they start with a little kind of like Tunisian.
	You have Egypt, you know, which is, you know, an oil producer, but...
	The real target, obviously, has been Libya from the beginning.
	And you've got Bahrain, and you've got to kind of figure out what the hell they're doing in the mix.
	And maybe one of these countries, perhaps Bahrain, which looks like to me, would go, you know, Sharia law crazy, and then we could get all worked up on the right-wing channels, because Bahrain has turned into a Muslim country.
	It always has been, but now it could be ruled by, you know, some...
	Well, no, I mean, I guarantee you one thing.
	At the end of the day, it's Sarah Palin's fault.
	That's...
	That's what happens in our media here.
	At the end of the day, damn those teabaggers and Sarah Palin.
	That's always the way it's going.
	I was talking to Mickey last night.
	It's amazing.
	We'll never have anything happen in the United States because we're all just so mind-controlled by...
	By the way, so are the people in the news.
	They don't know any better.
	They're terrible.
	They're dumbbells.
	You'd think they would wake up, but they're spending too much time at dinner.
	At the White House, no less.
	A lot of them.
	Let me give you one little minute.
	We can come back to this, and I want to do our producers.
	I just wanted to give you a little Ministry of Truth thing that completely blew me away.
	It was so awesome how these guys did this.
	So, of course, when the Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act came out, on this show the next morning, we actually read you the bill, and it expressly says the Don't Ask, Don't Tell legislation is not ended with this until all these things have happened, including certification.
	And if that doesn't take place, Don't Ask, Don't Tell remains in place.
	It literally says that.
	And everyone's like, you know, everyone's cheering and...
	And the New York Times, just to reiterate this, I don't want to sound like a broken record, but I'm going somewhere.
	And the New York Times even had headlines.
	Here's New York Times headlines.
	Obama signs away, don't ask, don't tell.
	At long last, military honor.
	And Senate repeals ban on gays serving openly in the military.
	Not true, not true, not true.
	Associated Press actually reported, I quote, The new law ends the 17-year-old don't ask, don't tell policy that forced gays to hide their sexual orientation or face dismissal.
	So, all lies or just stupidity because they didn't actually read the legislation, they believed the PR hype.
	So the New York Times came out yesterday with a regular article titled Don't Ask, Don't Tell Persist Despite New Law to End It.
	And it's because there was a memo sent from, I believe, the Joint Chiefs of Staff saying, you know, it's going to take a little bit longer.
	Exactly what we predicted, John.
	Oh, it's going to take a little bit longer for the certification.
	And, you know, so this thing can get legs.
	So I can just see them strategizing, oh my god, what are we going to do?
	We've got to do something to stop this because this is the kind of thing that someone, some idiot like Adam Curry and John C. DeVore, I could like read this and like say, hey look, this is what's really going on and it might catch legs.
	So they immediately come out with, the Obama administration is, we're not going to fight the definition of marriage law because it's unconstitutional.
	Which is basically something that was set in place 15 years ago and is just moving it all off into the Supreme Court.
	And of course this is a huge cover-up.
	So to cover up the first lie, they then come up with another phony baloney thing.
	We're not going to fight that as wrong.
	It's just unconstitutional.
	We'll have the Supreme Court work it out.
	And that becomes the news.
	And this discovery the New York Times made gets completely...
	It's a defensive marriage act.
	Complete...
	Yeah, defensive marriage act.
	Gets completely washed out.
	In the morning, the morning that this is in the New York Times, they come out with this new, oh, well, this is a violation of gay rights.
	And so they do it again.
	And I'm just thinking...
	How many times...
	This is like Lucy and the football.
	And I'm only bi-curious.
	It's like, you know...
	Yeah, you apparently are bi-curious.
	But why isn't Lady Gaga outraged over this?
	Lady Gaga doesn't know what's going on.
	She's too busy collecting her $100 million and living it up.
	Where are my gay brothers and sisters with their outrage?
	I don't care.
	I guess they don't.
	It's like you're gay and then you're gay in the military.
	And if you're gay in the military, you apparently can't read.
	You certainly are not allowed to talk.
	I think you made your point again.
	Again, sorry.
	Did we have any support for this work that we do, John, and this analysis we bring?
	Thanks, Stan.
	We want to thank some of our executive producers and associate executive producers.
	We're going to have one executive producer standalone and one, two, three executive producer 281 clubs and one associate executive producer.
	Okay.
	Who's also a new newbie.
	But our executive producer donated another $500 to the cause, Baron von Pelsmacher's.
	Oh my goodness, really?
	He says, it's about time to send another donation.
	The invaluable info and entertainment is so worth it.
	He's absolutely correct.
	Hope to meet you both for real at some point along the way.
	We'll go to Belgium and meet him.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	We'll wine and dine.
	I can use some french fries.
	Baron Stephen Pelsmacher, thank you so much.
	So the French fry, for people out there who don't know, I don't think I actually ever mention it, is actually a Belgian invention.
	Yes, we know.
	And they eat it, for Americans listening, with mayonnaise.
	Yes, which is quite tasty.
	It actually is.
	You know, it takes a little getting used to it, because to an American palate, it's disgusting.
	I've told you the story when I first moved to Holland in 1972, and I hated it, of course.
	I'm like, what am I doing here?
	And my dad took me out to the, actually it was the car races in Zumth Fort when they still had them there, Formula One.
	He said, you want something to eat?
	Hey, boy, want something to eat?
	Yeah.
	Now, wait here.
	He came back, and he came back with a rolled-up newspaper-like cone with french fries and a big gob of mayonnaise on top.
	And I remember so well going home and going, oh, I hate it here!
	And they eat french fries with mayonnaise!
	I hate it!
	And now, of course, I love it.
	What a wimp.
	I was seven!
	Give me a break.
	And now, of course, I love it.
	Anyway, Stephen, thank you so much.
	He is our top patron.
	He gets it.
	He gets it.
	He understands the value for value.
	And he's saying it right there.
	Not only is it the invaluable information, which you can't get anywhere else, it's also the entertainment value.
	And he sees that...
	We actually...
	We present intelligence within...
	It's intelligent...
	It's intelligent...
	Wow.
	Hello, Ron Bloom.
	Intelligentainment.
	Yes, we call it...
	Hi, we're here for an investment.
	We're doing something we call Intelligentainment.
	Wow, it's a new thing.
	It's trending.
	It's trending.
	Intelligitainment.
	Of course, the reason why we can bring you this intelligitainment is because there's a domain name to register, is because we don't take ads, and we don't take any money from anyone except from the people who actually value the show and the service.
	Right.
	They send us money, and we continue to do this work.
	Yeah.
	So we also have one, two, three members of the 281 Club, including Gord and Walton from Austin, Texas.
	Thanks for the karma.
	Got the job.
	Yay!
	Karma worked.
	Yeah.
	After my number 275 donation, also Buzzkill has almost become a crackpot too, and he regrets that, he says.
	Well, I feel great now.
	Nolan Waugh in New Zealand, which is, I hope he's okay, apparently he is, because he gave us $281 and said, hi, and he's a member of the 281 Club.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	Plan to make a donation in early January and get my birthday shout-out.
	But on my birthday, I had an accident at work where I crushed a vertebrae.
	Ow!
	Ow!
	Never got around to making that donation, so here's a catch-up, but also a massive dose of karma for the people of Christchurch as they struggle to deal with the ongoing tragedy following Tuesday's earthquake.
	Yours from Gitmo Nation, Shaky Islands.
	We've renamed the Gitmo Nation coordinate, the quadrant of Shaky Islands.
	Here you go, everybody, coming at you for our friends down here.
	You've got karma.
	We're giving you tons of karma.
	And don't worry, I think that they've got the oil thing under control now, so you won't see any more earthquakes.
	That's my prognosis.
	Sir Sander Hoeksbergen.
	Is that right?
	It's Hoeksbergen.
	Hoeksbergen.
	He's returning.
	Zandam.
	No, Zandam, not Zandam.
	Zandam.
	Zandam.
	Yeah, like that, kind of.
	What does Zandam mean?
	Dumb is dam.
	Sand dam.
	Sand dam.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	Today is the first birthday of NoAgendaTV.com.
	Therefore, I would like to support you two guys with the amount to become the member of the 281 Club in the name of NoAgendaTV.com.
	Please link, okay?
	Keep up the great blood, die, blood, grow it.
	What does that mean?
	Hold on a second.
	Keep up the blah-de-blah.
	Oh, blah-de-blah, grot.
	No, blah-de-blah, comma, grot.
	So, yeah, noagendatv.com.
	Actually, we've been working together for a while.
	I tag stuff with video for him.
	So all the things that come from video or anything video related to the show, you can find at noagendatv.com.
	It's better than that crap you call your TV. I'm sure it is.
	In fact, it is.
	I've seen it a couple of times.
	I go over there.
	It's a lot of clips.
	Richland, Michigan.
	We have someone who wants me to pronounce his name.
	Boudwin Marschalkerwerd.
	Boudwin Marschalkerwerd.
	Exactly.
	Just started listening in January.
	You guys do amazing work.
	It can't be repeated enough how no other media outlet provides what you guys do.
	This is a fact.
	Yes.
	Give another $200 to Rhino as well.
	While I'm no longer a boner, I have a perma hard-on every time your show is on.
	If you ever need some financial analysis or accounting work done, I may be able to help.
	Keep up the great work.
	I'm off to throw a stone.
	Bad PSM karma for my wife and two kids would be appreciated as well.
	I'd also like a little background singing with my jingles.
	Go ahead, Adam.
	Okay, here we go.
	You've got karma.
	Okay, and that's our executive producer, associate executive producer, and that, by the way, was $225, and we appreciate all that help for this show.
	A couple of PR associate mentions.
	First of all, the official No Agenda Bat Signal is now on the Mac App Store, so this is a desktop app that integrates with Growl, so when the bat signal sounds, which, of course, is a call to arms, you'll get that notification on your laptop, so not just for iPhones anymore.
	A couple of domain name forwards.
	Gregory Birch, Sir Greg, purchased Sheeple.me, which he's forwarding to NoAgendaShow.com, which we think is a great idea.
	SheepleMe.com.
	This is very exciting, and I'll have to give you this link later, John.
	There's a trailer for an iPhone game, which comes out in March.
	It's the No Agenda Human Resource Game.
	It will blow you away.
	It's like little you and me's and it's kind of like a Tetris type game but also with gravity and all kinds of Gitmo stuff in there and it's a 33 puzzle and it's highly produced.
	It's beautiful.
	You've got a lot of good work coming out.
	I mean, it's unbelievable.
	Our ecosystem is phenomenal.
	So the link in the show notes to the video and I guess the actual game will be out in a day or two.
	And then finally, Matt Frank, a human resource and slave from Mentor, Ohio, is forwarding the domain name shutupslaves.com to...
	Oh, that's a good one.
	Noagendashow.com.
	How do you get that one?
	That's another one.
	I don't know, but it's a good one.
	It's a good one.
	Shutups.
	Shutupslaves.com.
	You know, whenever people say, what do you do?
	You know, I eventually wind up, yeah, I got this little show, you know, whenever.
	What is it?
	Noagendashow?
	Noagendashow?
	But if I think I would just say shutupslaves.com, I think people will really remember that.
	Shutupslaves.
	Shutupslaves.
	Oh, yes, I know.
	This is my mission.
	I need to shutupslave.
	Oh, that's right, that show.
	All right.
	And, of course, we thank our executive producers and 281 Club members.
	It is now officially closed.
	The only way to get in on a club is for 282.
	That will be open for Sunday's show.
	Thanking Gordon Walton, Nolan Waugh, and Sondra Huxbergen of NoAgendaTV.com.
	Our associate executive producer, Bought to you by Marshall Koviert.
	And, of course, Baron Stephen Van Pelsmackers.
	It's actually, there's no Van in there, but it sounds much better.
	Stephen Pelsmackers, who is by far...
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	New World!
	All right, everybody, say it loud and proud now!
	Shut up!
	And, um, yeah.
	There you have it.
	Wow, we're already well into the show.
	Is that okay that we do the, I guess it's kind of cool that we do the credits a little bit later, right?
	Yeah, we might want to even move the final credits closer to the end.
	So, make it easier for people to deal with the structure of the show.
	The show is, it's just a tightly packed exposition.
	Yeah, it really is.
	And remember we used to do like half an hour?
	Yeah.
	We started off at, I think the first couple of shows was like a half an hour, 40 minutes maybe, and then it stretched to an hour.
	Right.
	And then it stretched to an hour and a half, and we were saying, well, an hour and a half is too long.
	But then it went to two hours, and now it runs just about two hours and ten minutes almost every time we do the show.
	Oh, it's 225 even.
	It gets longer.
	I like to keep it on so it's on two discs.
	What's so hard, though, is the stretch between Sunday and Thursday is really difficult because there's so much that what happened essentially on Monday kind of falls by the wayside.
	A philosophical question, I'm not looking to do anything, but do you think that if we did a show on Tuesday...
	So we had Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday.
	Do you think that the donations would just spread out over those three shows?
	Well, let me finish my question.
	Or would enough money come in to support that type of commitment from us?
	I'll tell you what I think.
	I mean, we could test it, but I think the Thursday show would suffer horribly.
	Because you have the one day between Tuesday and Thursday, there's just...
	Essentially, Tuesday's show is going to be done, and we're going to have whatever news comes out on Tuesday and Wednesday, you've got Thursday's show.
	That's so short.
	I mean, even Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday is long enough to at least make a decent show on Sunday.
	But I think the Thursday show would suck if we actually did a show on Tuesday.
	And I think the shows could be a little shorter.
	It's just the management of the information.
	There's just so much that goes on.
	It's like, wow, you know.
	I think it could be shorter, but I think our tendency is to go long, which is a problem.
	You know what?
	We'll talk about it in the weekly meeting.
	When does that take place?
	I love it so much.
	The last time I spoke to John was literally after the show on Sunday.
	I don't look at his website.
	We don't email.
	I'm sure he'll show up Thursday morning one way or the other.
	It's the best.
	It is the only way to go.
	If every single show did that, any show where the hosts and the guests don't talk to each other before they get on the air, if they did that, they would improve 50%.
	I agree with that.
	That's Larry King's old theory.
	And everyone said, well, it's because he was lazy.
	Well, it seemed to work.
	He was on Pierce.
	I missed it.
	I saw it.
	How was it?
	You suck.
	When are they asking for me to come back?
	It was funny because he had a sly smile on his face the whole time.
	Of course!
	He's like...
	Blimey bastard.
	Pierce, I thought, was very undiplomatic.
	He says, well, your ratings have dropped over the last few years.
	How about yours, you bastard?
	And he said, Larry says the model changed.
	He says the media changed.
	He says now everybody wants a screaming host that just goes crazy and they don't want the guests.
	The guests are secondary, which is never his way of doing things.
	No, it's all about Larry.
	Of course, when he said that, it says, well, Pierce is even more of that style.
	No kidding.
	Because he's very uninteresting.
	So he's toast.
	We should do a Deadpool on that guy.
	Like a for real, for real Deadpool Deadpool?
	Like two to the head or just cancel?
	A cancellation Deadpool.
	I give him six months, max.
	No, man.
	You know what?
	Here's what it is.
	The Brits have such hard-ons for making it in America, which is unbelievable.
	It's like, if you can make it in America, then you can thumb your nose at all the Brits.
	Like, I made it off that prison island, you fools.
	He will work for free.
	He'll work for free just to stay on the air.
	He's not going to go back.
	No way.
	He would be the laughing stock of Gitmo Nation East.
	He's not going to go back.
	No way.
	It doesn't mean they're going to keep him on the air.
	Oh, he'll do it for free.
	That would be a good deal.
	By the way, I'm looking at this beautiful mug we received from one of our producers.
	I have yours here.
	There's only two, I guess, in existence.
	And it's a beautiful picture of Doug...
	The bird?
	Doug.
	And it said, WITM News, Listen Up Slaves, there's a little balloon coming out of Doug's mouth, and it says, there are compromised news sources, and then there's Doug.
	And I'm enjoying my coffee from that this morning.
	I'm going to go down to LA to get my mug.
	Yeah, your mug is here.
	Your mug is here.
	Well, it seems like people are sending you, like, food and stuff.
	Yeah, I get all kinds of weird stuff.
	And my share of the food is up with you.
	Yeah, actually, when I was in Spain, Garcia, for the show, as a donation, bought me a Manchego cheese.
	Oh, that's nice.
	Yeah, it was a nice one.
	I went to this supermarket, which was mind-boggling.
	It's like the basement of this large apartment store in Madrid.
	Uh-huh.
	The first thing was, it had, there was aisles of, there was like an aisle of tuna with about 50 varieties of canned tuna.
	The olive oil aisle was like a liquor store aisle of wine and spirits.
	Nice.
	With hundreds and hundreds of kinds of, and I do have a photo, which I'll be posting on the blog, Dvorak.org slash blog, of one of the meat counters.
	There must have been 50 meat counters of all sorts.
	Did you bring anything back into the country?
	Yeah, I brought the Manchego.
	That's where I got it.
	Did you declare it?
	Did you say, yeah, I've got some cheese?
	Yeah, I brought cheese.
	Cheese is on the list.
	It doesn't show up on the list.
	You can bring in cheese.
	Okay.
	Did you have any issues?
	I mean, you got a new passport.
	Oh, this was the joke of it.
	So I get a new passport, I get a new American Express card, and I figure, well, I better go real early to the airport because you know it's going to be a hassle.
	Right.
	Never went through international so fast, ever.
	Huh.
	Hit the thing, one thing after another, and it's always like, oh, you have a temporary passport, and they shake their head, and boom, you're just on your way.
	Because apparently in Spain, there's so many passports stolen.
	Happens all the time.
	So did you have to, were there any naked body scanners in operation?
	They were there, but no one was using them.
	Yeah, this is what I'm seeing everywhere.
	And for all this unrest and for all the terrorism we should be afraid of, these things are not being used.
	And I'm not quite sure what's going on.
	It's very possible that the TSA agents are like, screw it.
	We don't want to die from radiation.
	We're not going to use it.
	But every single time I get an email from one of our producers, it's like, you know, they had magnometers, they sent maybe one or two people through the...
	It's almost like it's just for the form, just to show that we do it once in a while.
	I'm not seeing it.
	I'm not seeing them use it.
	However, from Gitmo Nation down under, they have new body scanners.
	This is unbelievable.
	Legislation before federal parliament would enable customs officers to use new body scanners...
	Instead of sending suspects to hospital for internal x-rays ordered by a doctor.
	So these are the drug body scanners.
	Oh, yeah.
	And they actually...
	Here, the option of an internal body scan will more quickly exonerate the innocent and ensure a minimum delay for legitimate travelers.
	What?
	Yeah.
	So this is a...
	Mr.
	O'Connor, who is in...
	By the way, in India, they won't put up with any of this crap.
	What is wrong with the Australians?
	They're a bunch of tough guys.
	Well, Home Affairs Minister Brendan O'Connor says people carrying drugs inside their bodies could die if bags split or leak.
	So it's important to check with this x-ray.
	Now, this has got to be a real x-ray.
	Yeah!
	If you're x-raying someone's butt to see if you're hiding something, that's a real x-ray.
	But they've got this proposal.
	The trial will start later this year at a date to be set if legislation passes both Houses of Parliament.
	And this could easily happen.
	Could easily happen.
	Well, in Australia, they put up with all kinds of crap.
	It's amazing.
	Well, in Australia, they also just...
	Here we do.
	We have...
	What's her name?
	Jillian...
	The Prime Minister?
	Julia Gillard?
	Gillard?
	Whatever.
	Actress.
	The actress.
	And she looks kind of hot.
	She has...
	She's got this red head.
	She looks exactly like that actress Swinton in the movie.
	But she's got the skin-tight thing on with a little leather jacket over it.
	She's a presidential MKUltra model.
	Anyway, she says, Australia will have a carbon tax by 2012.
	I am going to price carbon, she said.
	Pretty heavy stuff.
	I'm going to price carbon, so there comes your cap and trade in Australia.
	Just back to the TSA briefly, and I'll get off it.
	So this is video, which you have to see, noagendashow.com in the show notes, of the TSA at a train terminal.
	A U.S. train terminal.
	And when you see the video, it's just disgusting to look at because they've got a nine-year-old boy.
	And he's like two of them, actually.
	And they're just completely feeling these kids up.
	Not just wanding, but groping around and feeling.
	And their mother is right next to them.
	But here's the kicker.
	This is at the Savannah train terminal.
	It's after they got off the train.
	What?
	So they're getting off the train, and then they have to go through a TSA checkpoint.
	Why?
	For your protection, slave.
	Of course, it's for training purposes, to train you to submit to this, but...
	And the video, it's just...
	You see these poor little tykes, you know, these nine-year-old boys, and they're like, sit over there, sit over there, and they're feeling them up, and they take the...
	It's a minute-long search of these kids.
	After they get off the train, I'd be like, oh no, you didn't.
	I wouldn't call it police.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	It's just unbelievable.
	Wanding the nine-year-old kid after he gets off the train.
	Local police around here have said that they'll prosecute any TSA people who do this kind of groping.
	Of course, I haven't seen that happen, but they say they will.
	It's just unconscionable.
	Anyway, good on the Seattle restaurant at Tacoma International, who are refusing TSA agents in his establishment.
	He says, we have a no-eat list and the TSA are all on it.
	Why?
	Because he hates them.
	He's like, look, you got a no-fly list, I got a no-eat list.
	You're here at TSA, no service for you.
	Get out.
	Yeah, no, I love the guy.
	He was telling me about this.
	Apparently, it's a big buzz about it up in Seattle.
	Yeah, well, right on.
	Right on for you Seattle-tonians.
	So, talking about what we're doing on the show, when I was in Spain floating around with the guys, the Madrid Club, Garcia mentioned to me that the one reason that people, Americans or English speakers in foreign countries, he says that our show is a must-listen to because...
	He says, out of the blue, they completely, in the entire EU, he has never seen one reference, one story, anything to do with GMO, genetically modified foods.
	Really?
	At all.
	He says it's been completely taken out of the news stream, and he says, except for our show, nobody ever talks about it.
	He says, what happened six years ago?
	Sorry.
	Six years ago, he said, it was all, oh, everybody, oh, Americans and this horrible food, blah, blah, blah.
	And he says, then they just shut up about it.
	And now, he says, listening to us, it's like a night and day.
	I asked these guys, whatever happened to the Green Party, which is something I also noticed over there, which is the Green Party has kind of been, you know, I never heard of anything about the Green Party anymore.
	They tell me, especially, at least in Spain, the Green Party actually joined forces.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, they're on board.
	Yeah, but they've joined forces with the Communist Party.
	Yeah, way to go, guys.
	Communism, it's trending.
	Unbelievable.
	So, let's satisfy our friends and get Monation cast in that.
	A couple of things about the first United States of Europe.
	An amazing article in the Daily Mail.
	So, if you want news, then all you have to do is come out with some scientific study.
	Science!
	You need to throw some science in there.
	Here's the headline.
	Organic produce not as good for your health.
	Vegetables grown with pesticides contain more vitamins.
	And this, of course, is a Roundup Ready GMO article saying that if we grow these things with our Roundup Ready, then there's much more vitamins included in them, which is just a beautiful way of positioning it.
	Hey, there's more vitamins.
	Oh, yeah, I should have that.
	What a crock of crap!
	We have DEFRA, who are...
	These are terrorists as far as I'm concerned.
	This is Gitmo Nation East.
	So DEFRA is the Department of Energy Farming Resources, A-Hole, something like that.
	They said, you know what?
	Milk from cloned cows, it's okay to drink.
	Enjoy your tasty milk slaves over there.
	Milk and meat from the offspring of cloned animals should be allowed to go on sale, according to the Minister of...
	Cloning.
	Minister of Cloning, exactly.
	The Minister...
	Yeah, the Food Standards Agency is like, eh, that's a pretty good idea.
	We should allow that.
	BBC News has the report that...
	As genetically modified crops continue to spread, now over 1 billion hectares, which I think a hectare is a multiple of an acre.
	Isn't a hectare like 10 acres?
	No, it's not that much.
	It's like 2, something like that.
	Hold on a second.
	Hectare-acre conversion.
	And the most genetically modified farmland is in Brazil.
	But the EU is trying to catch up.
	They're doing their darndest.
	And then, finally, some anti-Monsanto news.
	Although it'll get no play whatsoever, of course.
	Of course not.
	Number one, scientists...
	It's 2.47 acres per hectare.
	So 2.5 billion acres of genetically modified crop fields globally, I guess.
	Quite a bit.
	Monsanto's Roundup Ready is causing animal miscarriages.
	Yay!
	I wonder if that could happen to people.
	You know, just another way to kill some folks.
	And I actually have some audio of this.
	This is the...
	Let me just find it here for a second.
	So you know how these...
	The farmers are...
	Basically, they get trapped, right?
	By Monsanto.
	And...
	Part of the trap is if you're not on board and your neighbor has it and then his seeds spread to your farmland, you're screwed.
	Either you're on board, you pay the royalties for their patented seeds, or they run you out of business with legal.
	But apparently now available online is the Monsanto agreement that all farmers have to sign.
	When they get on board with the program.
	And I found a little piece of audio here of a nice woman explaining this, and it's only a minute.
	She only reads the pertinent paragraph of what these farmers are actually signing up to as it comes to liability.
	Stand by.
	Monsanto requires farmers or growers who buy their genetically modified seeds to sign the Monsanto Technology Stewardship Agreement found online that says, Grower's exclusive remedy.
	The exclusive remedy of the growers and the limit of the liability of Monsanto or any seller for any and all losses, injury, or damages resulting from the use or handling of seed, including claims based in contract, negligence, product liability, including claims based in contract, negligence, product liability, strict liability, tort, or otherwise, shall be the price paid by the grower for the quantity of the seed involved or, at the election of Monsanto or the seed sellers, the replacement at the election of Monsanto
	So that is legalese for if someone dies from your genetically modified crop, which somewhere down the food chain caused miscarriages, it's your fault, farmer.
	Yeah.
	Hey, farmer boy.
	It's an indemnification clause.
	Yeah.
	Which is the only idiot sign, by the way.
	Right, but if you're a farmer and this is what you do and you have no other choice, I mean, it's a scam.
	They're totally being forced to do this.
	It's sad.
	It's just sad.
	Of course, it comes nowhere near what happened with...
	And you were out of the country, John, when this news came out.
	If you're a vaccine maker, the Supreme Court came out with a ruling on...
	What was this?
	Monday or Tuesday?
	A 6-2 vote.
	People injured by vaccines that say they were improperly designed...
	Must rely solely on a compensation system created by a 1986 law and may not sue vaccine manufacturers as ruled by the Supreme Court on Tuesday.
	Wow.
	Thank you, Supreme Court, for protecting the public.
	Now, the only one who abstained or recused was Elena Kagan because of her work on the case as United States Solicitor General.
	But, of course, we know that...
	We know that Clarence Thomas signed up.
	He, of course, used to be in legal for Monsanto, and so he's on board with all of these lethal industries.
	But it blows me away that you cannot sue the vaccine manufacturers if they have a faulty product.
	Yeah, if they could put cyanide in the vaccine to kill you, and it's too bad.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	Sorry about that.
	And so, of course, the vaccine makers, they love this, because what have we got to lose?
	We can just do whatever we want!
	So, my favorite is Gardazil, the HPV human papillomavirus, Well, John, this thing is so dangerous.
	I mean, you know, after the show, you and your daughter and your son, and you know what?
	We should grab Eric, too.
	We all need to get our Gardasil shot because results show oral sex, bigger cause of throat cancer than tobacco.
	Ah!
	Said he coughing.
	Wow.
	What study was this?
	The science is in.
	Yeah, oh no.
	Hold on a second.
	The science is in!
	Who did this study?
	It's laughable.
	Well, it was so funny that I... It's Professor Mara Gilson of Ohio State University.
	And, of course, Ohio...
	I'm sure that they're getting all kinds of money from...
	Oh, yeah.
	Who makes this stuff?
	Merck or whoever makes this Gardasil.
	I think it's Pfizer, actually.
	So everyone has to have this.
	Everybody needs to get this.
	Or, you could stop sucking cock.
	That would be another way to do it.
	But, you know, I think it's better just to get the shot than we can continue on our merry way.
	When this stuff comes out in the news, they're so blatant, they do not give a crap.
	They just don't.
	Just don't give a crap about it.
	And then you've got...
	I mean, look, we've been saying this for a couple of years now.
	This is the new normal.
	It's vaccine for everything.
	Even if it's not a virus, it's just going to be called a vaccine because there's no testing requirements.
	You can't get sued.
	It's perfect.
	It's the perfect storm.
	How about a high point?
	I want to remind our listeners out there that Adam has documented, because you looked at a bunch of PowerPoints done by the drug companies, saying it's a bonanza, it's a moneymaker, we've got nothing but profits ahead.
	Yep.
	And they said this two and a half years ago.
	And it's online.
	You can just get it.
	It's not that hard to research, but everybody's on board.
	And of course, it's beautiful.
	Let's have a high blood pressure vaccine.
	Everyone's got those anyway.
	And if we give them this, if they die from it, well, screw you.
	You can't sue us.
	You cannot sue us.
	It's dynamite.
	It's like giving somebody – when you say you can't be sued, it's like – especially in this litigious United States of America, it's like giving somebody a blank check.
	Yep.
	That's exactly what it is.
	You make a law that says you cannot be sued for doing something in this country.
	That means the situation will now go into major abuse mode.
	No.
	And that's exactly what's going to happen.
	It's happening with this Gardasil thing.
	It's ridiculous.
	The Congress should be ashamed of itself.
	Well, they're all on board.
	It's going to happen and the courts should have thrown that law out.
	They should be ashamed of themselves.
	What is wrong with these people?
	This country relies on legal action to maintain itself.
	It's what we do.
	It's not just this country, John.
	I have a beautiful example.
	Now this is from Russia.
	And of course in Russia we've got the billionaires and they don't give a crap about human resources.
	Oligarchs.
	Yeah, the oligarchs.
	So you're going to love this piece.
	This is actually from our National Treasure.
	And it's very, very funny because I was in the car and I was listening to NPR. And after I got through all the ads at the beginning of the report, because of course it's sponsored by all kinds of companies, underwritten, I'm sorry, whatever you want to call it.
	It could just be called advertising.
	They go into this report about a Russian vaccine called Arbidol.
	And the report is great, not for the reasons that they did the report, because they don't understand how good their reporting actually is, and it just all kind of, it just kind of like falls out.
	And it's about this vaccine.
	It's a Russian version of a flu vaccine.
	And let's just play this report, and I'm not going to interrupt it until you break out laughing, because it will blow you away.
	Obviously, they're great with mafioso schemes, whether it's about oil, whatever it is in Russia.
	The mob runs everything, or KGB, or whatever elitist a-holes.
	And they apparently are doing it to the Russians the same way it's happening here in the United States.
	Listen to this.
	Last year, Vladimir Putin made a surprise appearance at a Russian pharmacy.
	TV news cameras in tow.
	Russia's Prime Minister had come to check on the price of Arbidol, a Russian-made flu medication and the best-selling drug in the country.
	Putin wanted to make sure it was affordable, or maybe remind his countrymen just how affordable it is.
	With the cameras rolling, Putin learned that Arbidol is even cheaper than comparable drugs.
	A box is 150 rubles, about five bucks.
	The curious thing about that encounter is that just a few years ago, the Arbidol brand seemed destined for the trash heap, one more Soviet relic outclassed by foreign imports.
	Experts at Russia's own Academy of Medical Sciences deemed it an obsolete drug of unproven effectiveness.
	So, how did Arbidal get such a successful second life?
	Arbidal, it is called like Russian blockbuster.
	This is Pavel Melnikov, a former government official who now works for a private PR firm in Moscow.
	He says the rise of Arbidal begins with Russia's richest man, Roman Abramovich.
	In 2006, he acquired the company that owned Arbidol and immediately spent millions of rubles on ads.
	Commercials on television, you see Arbidol, Arbidol, Arbidol.
	You're just like a rabbit coming to the drugstore.
	Give me an Arbidol.
	By 2008, sales of Arbidol had doubled.
	And then the drug got a boost that money can't buy.
	The outbreak of swine flu in April of 2009.
	Okay.
	This is where I almost veered off the road.
	This is good.
	So there's this dude who's a rich a-hole.
	He knows what's going to happen.
	He knows they're going to trigger this fake swine flu epidemic.
	He buys up the company, starts advertising, and then, as this dipshit from NPR says, then something happened that money can't buy.
	Oh, really?
	Swine flu outbreak.
	And, of course, it's like a bonanza.
	It's unbelievable.
	And they have the PR firm, the guy who PRs, and he's a spokesperson.
	The guy's a genius, whoever bought this company.
	That's the guy who owns all the soccer teams.
	Oh, that guy?
	Abramovich, yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's a genius.
	Well, you don't have to be a genius if you just get the memo.
	I was like, hey, Abramovich, Abramovich.
	He's well-connected.
	Abramovich, hey, it's Cho here at the World Health Organization.
	Hey, look, we're going to...
	Is this the guy who bought the New Jersey Nets?
	I don't know if it's the same guy.
	I think it might be.
	He's a real tall guy.
	Hey, it's Cho from the World Health Organization.
	Listen, we're going to change the rules as to what a pandemic really is.
	We're going to make it something else so we can scare all the human resources and everyone's going to be getting this vaccine.
	Over here, the government's going to buy it and people can't sue you for it.
	You're going to talk to Putin.
	Have Putin go look at this stuff and make sure he buys it from you and you do the scam.
	And then, by the way, I want a Ferrari.
	This is exactly what it is.
	I wonder what she does to that crazy woman.
	She should be run out of town.
	Yeah.
	You know, it's actually disgusting, some of these public officials.
	I don't know what you call a UN representative.
	I guess it's not a public official.
	I don't know what they are.
	Yeah, but the exact same scam was pulled here, just a little classier.
	A little more hidden.
	You know, it's not just one guy who's into sports, who's like, oh, I think I should get into the vaccine business.
	I like them drugs.
	This is a good time to buy.
	I'm just thinking, this old thing that everyone hates, let me just get that.
	I mean, please, isn't it apparent that this is how the scam works?
	Now, by the way, John, you have to be very, very careful with what you're saying.
	Very, very careful.
	Because you cannot be anti-government anymore.
	Did you know that?
	Is that in the Budapest Treaty?
	Well, it might be a new protocol.
	Fox News definitely got the memo.
	Hate groups across America are growing, both in number and in hatred for the federal government.
	A new report released by the Southern Poverty Law Center puts the number of active U.S. hate groups at more than a thousand.
	That's the first time ever.
	So we've got a survey.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we got a survey about hate groups, anti-government hate groups, and we're not far off from being deemed that.
	In fact, we should probably have hategroup.com, pointtonoagenda.com.
	We might as well just be ahead of the curve.
	We probably are not that far.
	We might be on the list for all you know.
	Well, listen to this.
	So they bring out the dude with the beard, you know, like a consultant who, of course, oh, let me analyze this for you.
	Let me tell you exactly what's happening.
	It also shows a 60% spike in anti-government patriot groups.
	And there's a growing fear that these extremist movements could produce more homegrown acts of terrorism.
	Mark Potok is the Intelligence Project Director for the Southern Poverty Law Center.
	Good morning.
	They've been around for a while.
	Let me give you a little background.
	They're the ones who managed to put a lot of the white supremacist groups out of business by suing them on various bases.
	They've done a remarkable job of shutting down white supremacist groups that were pretty miserable operations generally.
	Well, he's after us now.
	Hey, first they go after this guy, then that guy, then I was last.
	What's left?
	Oh, yeah, those guys.
	Good morning.
	Thanks for being with us.
	Good morning, Chris.
	Thanks for having me.
	As you looked into this, it's a pretty extensive report.
	What did you find out?
	What's going on here?
	Why the increase?
	Well, basically what we found was really a quite enormous expansion in radical right-wing groups in general.
	Radical right-wing groups.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	There's no left-wing groups that are anti-government or critical?
	No.
	Or patriotic?
	No.
	How does that work?
	No, patriotic.
	Don't say the P word.
	Don't say the P word.
	These guys all put themselves around the patriotic mode, and I don't see that it has to do with right-wing anything.
	Oh, well, stand by for the Ministry of Truth.
	Both hate groups and nativist groups, and especially anti-government patriot groups.
	Especially anti-government patriot groups.
	I said don't say the P word, John.
	This is very, very bad.
	We used to call them militias back in the 1990s.
	You know, I think basically there are three things driving this growth.
	They are...
	We're in a growth market, John.
	The growth market!
	The changing racial demographics of the country.
	And that's reflected in...
	Oh, we're also racist.
	That's what it is.
	That's what it is.
	Yeah, we're racist.
	We're anti-gay, anti-black.
	That's right.
	Please.
	A number of ways.
	In non-white immigration and very much sort of apotheothicized in the person of Barack Obama.
	So there's a lot of anger.
	Oh, bullcrap.
	It gets better.
	Among some people about that.
	And there's a reaction.
	In addition, the economy since the fall of 2008, of course, has really played into this in terms of unemployment, anger at the bailouts, and so on.
	It's really ginned up anti-government feeling in many ways.
	It is.
	And I think the third major factor is the move of right-wing propaganda, of conspiracy theories...
	No conspiracy theories!
	...into the political mainstream.
	All right.
	Yes.
	We're white, and we're conspiratorial, and we're anti-government and patriotic.
	Lock me up!
	This is why people have to donate to the show to keep us on the air.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	This is another good reason that what we do on this show is a little different, because if you're...
	You can just see some sponsors coming up saying, we just heard this guy talking.
	You guys are going a little in that direction.
	Can you do more real news?
	Exactly.
	Can't you talk about, like, Lindsay Lohan?
	Hey, the Oscars are coming up this weekend.
	Why don't you talk about that?
	You know, just a little...
	This is exactly what happened on my radio show in Gitmo Nation Lowlands.
	It's exactly what happened.
	The program director, like, hey, man, like, can you just, like, you know, why don't you just talk about, like, a little bit of show news?
	You know, people like show business news and stuff.
	Like, no, no.
	Did he actually say that?
	Yes!
	Yes!
	Like, you know, just try and mix it up a little.
	Yeah.
	Try to mix it up a little bit.
	You're droning on and on about one thing.
	Yeah, mix it up a little.
	Can you quit calling every member of parliament here a pedophile?
	Is there any chance you can maybe talk about it?
	Could you lay back on that a little bit?
	But the Director General of Justice actually is a pedophile.
	Yeah.
	I know, I know, but you know, they got like Blackstone, Brown, and Grubman, whatever, and they're their lawyers, and we really don't want that.
	And six weeks later, the financiers pulled out of the whole station.
	Not the advertising, they went after the financiers.
	The station shut down.
	That's actually a little, I think that's more effective.
	Of course it is!
	If you want to shut the station down.
	Just pull the plug on the money, yeah.
	Boom, it was gone.
	Completely gone.
	So they can't do that to us.
	Good work, Adam.
	Oh yeah, and people hated me.
	I bet they did.
	Yeah, of course.
	I was run out of town.
	I lost my job and I'm associated with the fall of the place.
	I mean, come on, it's bad.
	Your point is very well made.
	And before we get to thank some people who understand why we need donations, I think we should listen to a little more of this jabroni with his poppycock and tommy rot.
	So, you know, we have ideas that originate on the far right, like the theory that Mexico is secretly planning to reconquer the American Southwest.
	We haven't done that one yet.
	No, well, actually, I used to do it on the blog a long time ago, because there's all kinds of evidence that there's not Mexico, per se.
	X-May on the X-A-C-O-M-A! There's a bunch of, you know, there's Azteca, the rest of the...
	Shh, quiet now!
	...have essentially moved into the political mainstream, so you now often hear them on cable news television, on radio talk shows, that kind of thing.
	Well, let's talk in the specifics if we can, because obviously what's in everybody's mind most recently is Jared Loeffner and what happened.
	Oh yeah, we're lone wolf crazies.
	With the tragedy in Tucson and Gabby Giffords.
	Now obviously it does seem as though this guy has some serious mental health.
	They're showing a picture of him, the wacky crazy picture.
	How do they make this leap of faith to go from this generalization about...
	To this nutcase with a gun.
	Well, he actually pulls back a little bit, which is good, but that only gives credibility to all the other crap that is coming out of his pie hole.
	That's good work.
	But beyond that, he also did talk about his extreme hatred for the government.
	You have a state where immigration issues have been boiling for quite a while.
	This is unbelievable.
	People who are patriotic are hereby terrorists, racists, and dangerous to society.
	This is unbelievable.
	Do you see those kinds of direct connections?
	Well, I wouldn't make the connection too directly in the case of Jared Loeffner, although it's certainly true that he had adopted a number of anti-government ideas.
	Certainly true.
	Yeah, certainly true.
	Gabby Giffords, the congresswoman he tried to assassinate, was the leading representative of the government, of the federal government, in his reach.
	You know, I think maybe another way of looking at this is to think of another, an 11-day period in the same month that this occurred in January, we saw three essentially major domestic terrorist plots.
	A man named Jeffrey Harbin, a well-known neo-Nazi, was arrested on his way to the border in Arizona.
	He had manufactured, allegedly, 12 IEDs, improvised explosive devices, that a prosecutor described as built to maximize human carnage.
	We don't know exactly what he was up to, but a few days later, three days later, in fact, a very large anti-personnel weapon, bomb, was found along the route of the Martin Luther King Day Parade in Spokane, Washington.
	And then just another seven days after that, we had a man arrested in a car filled with explosives, parked right outside a mosque.
	All right, the message is be very, very afraid.
	Be very, very, very, very afraid, Slash!
	Be very afraid!
	Be very afraid!
	How many of these bombs went off?
	Yeah, be very afraid!
	I don't care!
	There seems to be less bombing than there was 25 years ago.
	Shut up, Slash!
	Be afraid.
	Just take your meds, son.
	Just take your meds, son.
	I'm going to show myself ruled by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Right.
	So, just to reiterate, we don't do commercials like your national public radio or public broadcast system on television.
	They call it underwriting, but they also call it just commercials, advertising.
	Amongst themselves, for sure.
	Well, in public, we even have that on record.
	And we don't take any type of money except from the people who support the show and receive information and entertainment.
	And we think we provide both Every single show.
	To an extreme.
	And hopefully, people have appreciated it this week.
	John.
	Indeed.
	Lawrence McBride, for sure.
	He's in Moortown, Merseyside, UK. $111.11.
	Aaron Newberry, Aurora, Colorado.
	He wants to de-douche his brother-in-laws, Dave and Kurt, and give a shout-out to my fellow net admins.
	$100.
	You've been de-douched.
	That's for you and for Dave and Kurt.
	Jason Laskowski, Salina, Kansas, $100.
	Dame Jessica Walters, Melbourne...
	Sorry?
	I said, hey, Dame.
	Hey, Dame.
	Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
	Hello, John and Adam.
	Donations a gift from Dame Jess Walters to Sir Troy Walters for our first wedding anniversary.
	Aww.
	Isn't that sweet?
	That is.
	And you know what?
	I know Eric the Shill is working on the rings.
	It's going to be great.
	They can replace their wedding bands with their night rings.
	How romantic.
	And hit each other in the mouth.
	Got an anonymous donation from Sydney, New South Wales, or in a room.
	Katharina Haug, or Haug, H-A-U-G, and Sebastopol.
	I'd say Haug.
	Could be Haug.
	In the morning, John and Adam, it's $56, by the way, I've become an avid listener since my boyfriend and his boyfriend, Bob, turned me on to the show in light of...
	Oh, that's those guys who do the show.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Bob.
	I'd like to call out Mr.
	Bob Holsey for being a douchebag.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Douchebag!
	And please ask him to cough up some of his hard-earned financial and aid money towards supporting your show.
	Thank you for the laughs and insight...
	Katerina Haug.
	Brian Rogers in New York, $55.55.
	Value for value.
	Great stuff, guys.
	Chris Abraham in Arlington, Virginia.
	In dire need to...
	Oops, sorry.
	In dire need to a dedouching and some karma.
	Oh, it's a double shot.
	Here it comes.
	You've been dedouched.
	You've got karma.
	Double shot.
	Double shot.
	Amazing.
	I've been on the road since the 28th of December in my 10-year-old 2001 BMW 530i and no agenda fuels my travels.
	And also, have you seen, he's got some links for us to post.
	Remind me to put that in the show notes.
	Brian Smith, Milton, Ontario, Canada.
	Let me scroll this up a little bit.
	This scroll is funny.
	Brian Smith from Gitmo Nation, Great White North, would like to wish my daughter a happy 17th birthday.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	On February 23rd, she just started her first job.
	I can't wait until she gets her first check.
	To pay me back.
	She's a slave.
	That's a dad for you.
	Hey, kid, now you're a slave.
	He needs a de-douching, by the way.
	You've been de-douched.
	Werner Bogula in Hamburg, Deutschland.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	I'm a journalist trainer in Berlin.
	Oh, he's in Berlin.
	Ooh, nice town.
	And trying to explain to my international students the value of free journalism by exposing them to no agenda.
	Good.
	Yes.
	I call it gonzo journalism 2.0.
	I have to say that we have a hard time staying serious when it comes to chemtrails and the mothership, but the rest of the show is so convincing.
	Keep up the good work.
	Please de-douche me and give me some extra karma.
	I have a hole in my roof and need to get some money for fixing it.
	Well, absolutely.
	Another double shot.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Hey, kids in the classroom.
	Hey, kids.
	Listen to the teacher.
	That must be a very entertaining class.
	Can you imagine a teacher coming in and like, alright kids, for today, for today's class, put away your books that are all filled with propaganda from the Ministry of Truth and we're going to listen to this show.
	Right, he donated $55, which is about 13 euros, as I recall.
	Jordan Wyatt in Invercargill, Southland, New Zealand, made a geocaching geocoin by engraving the serial number from a travel bug on the latest NA Challenge coin, a great way to spread the formula.
	Best wishes for any slaves, vegan or non-vegan.
	You know, so we have this place in Los Angeles.
	They deliver.
	It's called Truly Vegan.
	And I have to say, and we eat it a lot.
	I'm going to cut back for one reason, but I have to say, it's really good.
	Everything is vegan.
	It's very cheap.
	I don't know how they do it.
	If you order food for two people, it's going to be $30 or $40.
	Not at a Chinese or a Mexican restaurant.
	Right.
	But if you want something reasonably decent...
	You can get good food at a Chinese and Mexican restaurant, you bigot.
	I'm not being a bigot.
	What are you saying?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright, so you're going to turn vegan on me.
	Well, no, because they have this curry, and I've never been a fan of curry, but they have this pineapple curry, and it's really good, but it has big chunks of, what do you call it?
	Tofu.
	Tofu.
	And you know that 90% of the world's soybean is now Monsanto genetically modified, and And I'm just really worried.
	I'm like, I can't eat this.
	You know, I can't.
	And, you know, I've got to pick it out.
	And it's like, it's nasty.
	But I have to say that the food itself is like, you know, it's like 20 bucks for two people.
	And you're really full.
	And it's really nice.
	Well, that's good.
	I mean, you can get good food without having to eat meat.
	Well, tofu is not meat.
	I'm just saying, even without the tofu, I mean, you can get good food with vegetables are tasty.
	Yeah.
	No, it's very tasty.
	And you know, the genetically modified vegetables have more vitamins.
	Yeah.
	Arthur Kessler, Acme, Alberta, $50.
	John Lake, Sacramento, California, $50.
	Chris Gielin.
	Yeah, Gielin.
	Very good.
	Gielin.
	Lesson 3 of Dutch 101.
	Here we go.
	So let me just explain to the new listeners.
	You pay 50 bucks every week.
	Every week just to hear John and teach him some Dutch.
	John, hit it!
	What mot it als Torstsikor besunken in Belgie?
	Keep going.
	Brussels, Antwerpen, and Ghent.
	Not bad.
	Not bad.
	Of course, any person in the Netherlands or Belgium would slowly walk away from you.
	What did I say?
	Actually, you said, as a tourist, what should I definitely visit in Belgium?
	Brussels, Antwerp, or Ghent?
	Ghent.
	Ghent would be the answer.
	Correct.
	You are right, sir.
	And you receive...
	Hot talk!
	There you go.
	And Tim Wilkinson in Rome, New York.
	$50.
	I've been listening since show number one.
	Finally able to donate a real amount.
	I'm not asking for dedouching until I donate another $50.
	But can you guys give me some karma to help me get through another semester as a burger flipper and a student in a college where I can't say anything anti-democrat?
	Speaking of which, can you call out Ted Hutton and Ken Kelly, administrators at Utica College, who are incompetent?
	Yes, of course.
	You are.
	And here you go, buddy, as requested.
	You've got karma.
	And we got a late one which I want to put in because it's his birthday today, $55.11.
	Jason Fenwick, put him on the birthday list if you would.
	It's his birthday today in the morning.
	It's my birthday today, also my one-year anniversary of listening and donating to No Agenda.
	Can I get some karma for my ongoing job hunt?
	Yes, hold on a second.
	You've got karma.
	Does this admin need a less douchey work environment?
	Jason Fenwick, you said?
	Yeah, Jason Fenwick.
	Yeah, and you sent me another one.
	And he's in D.C., Washington, D.C. Oh, are you sure it's...
	I got a Jason Lukowski.
	That's a different one, yeah.
	You can't be, like, sending me all the...
	You know, send this to Eric, and he needs to compile it.
	I usually cc Eric.
	Yeah, but then Eric's like, oh, Adam's on it.
	He'll take care of it.
	And I got all these emails.
	I'm like, I don't know what to do.
	It's only the one other one.
	No, there's two.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Burdened with two emails.
	Yeah, but then I... Shut up.
	But then I'm so confused, and the guy's name is Jason, just like this other Jason.
	I don't know!
	I'm donating to celebrate February, the greatest month ever.
	Eight years ago was my first.
	My first son was born.
	Four years ago, I walked away from a rollover wreck on the interstate.
	Two years ago, I got a divorce in custody of my two kids.
	Like I said, the greatest month ever.
	But this year is different.
	In the first week this month, my girlfriend broke up with me.
	I was told that the company I work for is closing down, and I might have a job until March.
	And my mortgage got sold to another bank, and they won $8,000.
	My ass needs some good karma.
	Well, bend over there, Jason.
	Here it comes.
	You've got karma.
	Let me do the other one.
	We must have a lawyer or somebody out there.
	Some of this paperwork for various housing deals has been lost in the shuffle.
	I want to find a way to reclaim, do a quitclaim and get ownership of the place.
	We should get some houses.
	You and me.
	Just one for each foot.
	I think you should be able to do that.
	So there must be somebody out there that knows how to do this.
	Because I know people are doing it.
	Because these guys have packaged these loans.
	They've packaged and put them in boxes.
	And they can't show the papers.
	They can't show the papers.
	They can't show the papers.
	Yeah.
	So, um, then we have, uh, Wes Wagner says, look for a money order for $111.11 and a taste of Alaska.
	March 3rd is my birthday.
	So maybe Eric was saving that for the next show.
	Actually, I was saving it for the next show.
	But then why did you email it to me?
	Don't email it to me.
	Email it to Eric.
	So, uh...
	I'm just saying.
	It's just for your information.
	FYI. Yeah, I need more email from you.
	I really, I really don't.
	Okay, I'll send for it.
	It's your birthday party!
	Yeah!
	First of anniversary, as we mentioned earlier, Dame Jess Walters says, Happy anniversary to Sir Troy Walters.
	It's their first on this coming Sunday, so I'm sure we'll have to do it on Sunday again.
	I have no idea why I'm doing this show, but they are Dame and Sir, so we can never thank them enough.
	Related birthday wishes going to Nolan Waugh.
	And, of course, Sander Huxbergen says, Happy birthday to NoAgendaTV.com, which turns one year old.
	Brian Smith congratulates his daughter, now an official slave with her first paycheck.
	Her birthday was yesterday, the 23rd.
	And Jason Fenwick.
	Happy birthday from John and Adam and Eric and all your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
	It's your birthday, yeah!
	Now let me remind you that there's only one place you need to visit to help this show out.
	Dvorak.org slash N-A. That's D-V-O-R-A-K dot org slash N-A. Help us out.
	Get on.
	If you're donating to become a club member, one of the show clubs, 282 is on deck now, or to be an executive producer...
	You can also sign up for one of our monthly programs.
	$11.11 really helps a lot if you continue to do that.
	And be careful.
	I think what's happening with some of these cancellations is people's accounts empty and then they can't collect and then they cancel them.
	Yeah, they do that automatically.
	I think that, yeah.
	So we lose a lot of subscribers, so people should go and check everyone as well, or move to $11.11.
	You can also, by the way, we're moving, the donation site eventually will probably consolidate over at noagendanation.com slash donate, or noagendanation.com slash NA, instead of channel Dvorak.
	But we do like the jingle because it kind of sits in your head for hours.
	By the way, I was driving around the other day and that came into my mind.
	I couldn't get rid of it.
	It's really a nasty jingle.
	Sir Jeff Smith is a genius.
	He's a genius.
	He really is.
	And this one, by the way, I'm willing to sell this to Lucy Napolitano.
	If you see something, say something.
	I just love that one.
	So did you see the note from Gasparini, who is one of the editors over at Dvorak Uncensored, who sent a picture from England of their version of See Something, Say Something?
	I don't think so.
	I might have.
	Yeah, let me go find it because it's interesting.
	What it says to me is that we are so much better at catchy little phrases.
	At marketing.
	Marketing in general.
	At marketing than the Brits.
	Duh.
	Duh.
	Of course we're better at marketing.
	They learn all of that stuff from us.
	Meanwhile, while you're looking for that, let me roll out some shadow puppet theater.
	There's another jingle we could play.
	We've got so many good jingles.
	But this was actually quite amazing as we got a couple of shadow puppets rolling into place.
	First, I need to play this clip from Austin Goolsbee.
	So Austin Goolsbee is the president of the...
	John Gruden.
	John Gruden?
	Yeah, that's what I refer.
	He sounds like John Gruden.
	Oh, all right.
	You mentioned that.
	You mentioned that.
	Yeah, you never remember.
	So, well, there's a couple things.
	So the president, he's rolling out his economic advisory board, right?
	And he's added someone, John.
	Uh-oh.
	Yeah?
	What stooge?
	Of all the people who are so smart and is so good at jobs, put them on the jobs council.
	AOL co-founder Steve Case.
	Oh, brother.
	He's the worst, the biggest merger failure in history.
	Thousands of people fired.
	Yeah, this is the best our president can come up with.
	Good job.
	And then...
	Steve Case.
	Yeah, Steve Case.
	Yeah, we need another idiot.
	We need another idiot there.
	But we needed someone who has absolutely no experience to be appointed to the Council of Economic Advisors.
	And President Obama has come up with Carl Shapiro.
	From your neck of the woods, John, from UC Berkeley.
	Now, Carl Shapiro is a professor...
	And he's a professor in economics, so he sounds perfect.
	But when you dig just a little bit deeper, it turns out that he used to be a top lawyer for CRA, Charles River Associates.
	Wait, that name is ringing a bell.
	Oh yeah, Charles River Associates.
	They protect all kinds of huge corporations against antitrust lawsuits.
	And he was a consultant.
	He was a major consultant for this firm, which, by the way, doesn't show up in any of the announcements.
	All it is like, yes, he's a Transamerica professor of business strategy in University of California, Berkeley.
	He wrote a book called A Strategic Guide to the Network Economy.
	Hey, hello, 1999 is calling you, dude.
	The network economy.
	Senior consultant with Charles River Associates and has consulted extensively for a wide range of private clients.
	Really?
	Well, that's great.
	Why don't you go and sit in the government with no business experience except protecting your clients from government antitrust lawsuits?
	Great.
	Was it you that was telling me about this last show or a couple of shows ago, but I saw on the plane back, I was doing my movie Catch-Up, the movie Inside Job?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Did you see that?
	Narrated by Matt Damon?
	Yes.
	Did you see it?
	It's a killer.
	Everybody has to watch this movie.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it doesn't have everything, but you sit there.
	No, it's got it, but what it has is outstanding.
	And you sit there and you go, no agenda, no agenda, heard it, no agenda, no agenda, no agenda.
	It's a no agenda documentary.
	Yeah, it's definitely a no agenda documentary, so I want to alert our movie and TV guys who do.
	It's available on the torrent now, and this guy will never get funded again, so he probably should use something like Kickstarter.
	Oh, by the way, very important on the birthday list, I need to congratulate Rhino the Bearded.
	His birthday is Thursday.
	I guess it's today.
	And remind everybody that he is still finishing off his Kickstarter project so that he can continue doing the No Agenda Shots.
	He's already done like 113 or 114 of these things.
	It's a lot of work.
	He does a great job.
	It is a lot of work.
	It's a very important part of the stream.
	He's like 70% of the way there.
	And of course, this Saturday, we have the big telethon at NoAgendaStream.com.
	We've got promos running.
	As Rhino with the Beard and Yellow Jacket take over, they've got Skype calls.
	They should be contacting you, John.
	You've already committed.
	And a special surprise guest.
	Who is...
	I'm not allowed to talk about it, but besides you and I being guests on this telethon...
	Lindsay Lohan?
	No, I can't...
	Shh!
	Shh!
	Bigger than Lindsay Lohan.
	Okay?
	Bigger.
	Bigger than Lindsay Lohan.
	I swear to God, it's going to be amazing.
	And so we congratulate Reiner the Bearded with his birthday.
	Very, very happy that he's doing all this work for us.
	So the Council of Economic Advisors, and now, of course, we've got this new CRA International shill, Charles River Associates shill in there, not to mention on the sidelines, Steve Case.
	He's doing great.
	So the chair of this is Austin Goolsbee.
	Austin Goolsbee, another guy who's never worked a day in his life, only in academia.
	And he did a, so they're in, where were they?
	They were in, I want to say Milwaukee or something.
	And they were there because the president was working on his, you know, small business, jobs, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
	So Austin Goolsbee is taking questions on a live internet session.
	And so he's hit there with some real doofus-y looking chick.
	It's on whitehouse.gov.
	You know, I visit there all the time and look at this stuff.
	For hours on end, mind you, to find the nuggets.
	And she's asking the questions and he's answering them.
	And then a doozy comes out, a real doozy of a question, that's like, wow, this is about taxing the internet.
	And so if you're sitting there and you'll hear the question and then you think, how is he going to get out of this?
	And hear what happens.
	As an internet event, I have to ask this one from Larry Ward in Seattle.
	I have to ask this one.
	It's a horrible question, but it's an internet event, Austin.
	I have to ask this question.
	He is noting that an obstacle for small business is unfair competition with internet sales.
	You sell golf equipment and a consumer can buy it on the internet and not have to pay sales tax.
	It's an unfair advantage for internet sales.
	Alright, so whoa!
	Whoa!
	Now, of course, we know that the only thing left for the government to do is to tax the internet sales, right?
	Yeah.
	But how do we get out of the question?
	What would you do?
	How would you stop this question so that it just goes away?
	In fact, so you can even say, no, we don't have any question.
	How do you get out of it?
	What do you do?
	I would get out of it by saying I think it should be up to the states and there has to be probably something we're thinking about.
	I would just get out of it.
	No!
	No, no, no, no, no.
	This is how Austin does it.
	This is how this mofo rolls.
	Check it out.
	Well, much of that, as you know, on sales tax is state law, so it's not federal law.
	Hello.
	I thought I'd join you here.
	I'm sorry, did I interrupt an answer?
	Nope.
	So the president walks on.
	Wow.
	There's the president back behind the curtain and he rushes out when he needs to stop the action.
	And he actually says, did I interrupt the question?
	And the girl goes, no.
	Play that little part again.
	Consumer can buy it on the internet and not have to pay sales tax.
	It's an unfair advantage for internet sales.
	Well, much of that, as you know, on sales tax is state law, so it's not federal law.
	Hello.
	I thought I'd join you here.
	I'm sorry, did I interrupt an answer?
	Nope.
	Nope.
	Unbelievable.
	That's a good one.
	Unbelievable.
	And then they don't answer the question, they go straight into a question for the president.
	It's just unbelievable.
	It's pretty good.
	No shame.
	That's one way of getting out of a question.
	But the guy was...
	He's actually a small red button under the podium.
	Yeah.
	Push, push, push.
	I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
	Hot pockets!
	Hey, am I interrupting an answer?
	No.
	No.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yes, you are.
	Did you catch the Canadians are going to...
	You got any more on this, I think?
	No, no, no, no.
	Let me just see...
	You know the Canadians have backed off on trying to keep Quaid from...
	Now he's in Canada.
	It looks like he's going to stay there.
	Yeah, that was real news.
	I actually had one really important one.
	Before Real News?
	You want to wait until after Real News?
	I got a great Real News.
	I would not want to interrupt that.
	And now, back to Real News.
	Real News.
	We always break for Real News, John.
	What's up?
	Play the whoopee clip.
	No.
	No, you got me there.
	Hold on.
	You got to set me up, dude.
	Oh, wait.
	You're talking about that, by the way.
	Julian Assange is going to be shipped to Sweden, it seems.
	Hold on.
	Hold on a second.
	Of today.
	I got it.
	Uh-oh.
	You okay?
	Yeah.
	I like the tightness of the show today.
	Well, you just blew up.
	Yeah, this is...
	There we go.
	That's better.
	Something's wrong.
	It's like I never do anything else in the studio and so all the buttons are like rusty.
	Hold on a second.
	Try to keep water from leaking on the equipment.
	Well, you just blew up your rig.
	Yeah, there we go.
	We're kind of back.
	It sounds a little crappy.
	All right.
	The Whoopi clip.
	Real news, everybody.
	Oh, boy.
	Is Whoopi Goldberg furious today?
	Whoopi totally went off on the New York Times this morning on The View.
	The Times did a piece this weekend on how there's a lack of African-American Oscar novels.
	This is actually from two weeks ago.
	Yeah, I know.
	I've been itching to play it.
	Yeah, it's pretty funny.
	...this year.
	The article mentions some previous black Oscar winners, but Whoopi claims the writers made a big oops and forgot to mention Whoopi's best supporting actress win for Ghost.
	I am embarrassed to tell you it hurt me terribly.
	When you win an Academy Award, that's part of what you've done, your legacy.
	I will always be Academy Award winner, Whoopi Goldberg, and to have been...
	Dismissed and erased by the New York Times film critics who should know better.
	Because not only am I an Academy Award winner, and just in case there's any damn question...
	She brings out the Oscars.
	I don't know what to say about what you've done.
	It's just nothing I can say except that you're sloppy and you work and you're supposed to be better than this.
	This is the New York Times.
	It's not some bozo newspaper from Hoochie Coochie Land.
	Coochie Coochie!
	The postperson for the New York Times is standing by a story saying the story is correct.
	The Times says the error seems to lie in the way some people are misreading the article and that the point of the piece was not to name every black actor or actress who has ever won an Oscar.
	Where is Coochie Coochie?
	Listen, so what is wrong with this woman?
	It's all about me.
	Yeah, the reason why they omitted her is because she's irritating.
	Well, that too.
	I mean, but they admitted a number of people, obviously.
	Like they said, it was just, you know, in the past there's been so and so and so and so.
	They weren't going to, you know, say every person.
	It would kind of weaken the story, to be honest about it.
	You want to kind of minimize, you know, you're trying to make a point that there's no blacks nominated this year.
	You don't want to exaggerate by listing a million blacks because then the story is weak.
	But she takes it as a personal offense.
	What is wrong with her?
	It's all about her.
	She is just a mean person.
	A jabroni.
	Where's Hoochie Coochie Land, by the way?
	I don't know that.
	We're asking.
	Nobody can find it.
	HoochieCoochieLand.com should definitely point to NoAgendaShow.com.
	So they're going to ship Assange to Sweden.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You can't go to real...
	I got a real news, too.
	But this is real news.
	Oh, sorry.
	Don't you think?
	Go ahead with Assange.
	I think the Assange stuff is turning into real news.
	They're going to ship him to Sweden to do forensics on his penis.
	Because there's apparently a book out, a tell-all book that is being discussed in the media quite a bit, which is kind of a real news on a slightly intellectual level.
	And apparently in the book he says he likes the idea of going from country to country, fathering unauthorized or bastards all over the place.
	Awesome!
	You know what?
	If I was him, I'd be doing the same thing.
	Yeah.
	I'd love it.
	Wouldn't you love it?
	Yeah.
	Wait a minute.
	You've kind of already done that.
	What am I saying?
	You're funny.
	It still sounds like crap.
	Hold on.
	It sounds okay to me.
	Somebody in the chat room says it sounds like crap.
	Two, two, two, ah!
	Two, two, two, two, two, two.
	Test, test, pickle.
	All right.
	All right, go with your real news.
	My real news is, I mean, if you want a real Oscar promotion, then you come out with the photographic evidence that the King's speech was filmed on the same set as the gay porno.
	I'm all over this.
	Now, let me ask you.
	This is an Ask Adam moment.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Let's find a good one for today.
	Ask Adam.
	Yes.
	John.
	Geez, was that done underwater?
	So, here's the question.
	So, has it gotten so bad?
	I mean, Randy Quaid is kind of an issue here.
	Has it gotten so bad in Hollywood that they've decided to, like, do this?
	This is an anti-put...
	This is a...
	The only reason the story came out is obvious.
	To screw the guys voting for the king's speech or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah.
	By bringing out some nasty...
	Irrelevant information into the mainstream.
	Who's behind you?
	It's this kind of stuff that got Ronnie Chasen killed.
	I'm asking, is this Sorkin and his dirty tricks?
	Yes.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Thank you.
	This is exactly what it is.
	This is how Hollywood whacking works.
	This is the kind of stuff that got Ronnie Chasen killed.
	I mean, they've been sitting on this for a while.
	This isn't an accidental discovery.
	They've been waiting to release this one.
	And of course, it's like wildfire.
	People love it.
	In fact, I saw that movie.
	Tell the story.
	Tell the background on it.
	Well, in his therapy room, it is apparently the same space, and if you look at it, it's the same space as this gay porno.
	I don't even know if it was porn, but the pictures were pretty hot.
	Let me get this straight.
	So in other words, they reused the set from a different movie.
	Oh my God, has this ever happened before?
	But there were naked men with big penises in it.
	Brother.
	I loved it.
	I thought it was a cheap shot.
	I think if I was in the academy, I would be voting hard for this King's speech.
	Well, what's going to happen is, of course, Social Network is going to win because we've got an IPO to do.
	That's why this is going to happen.
	I don't believe there's IPOs ever going to happen.
	A Facebook?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, it's going to happen.
	It's going to be monstrous.
	It's going to be hookers and blow for everybody, boy, I tell you.
	It's going to be great.
	Mm-mm.
	Okay, well, get out the prediction book.
	I'm writing it down right now.
	Okay, so, very unfortunate.
	A border patrol guard, another one, was killed recently.
	And this is the reason why Lucy Napolitano was not in New Zealand.
	She went to the funeral.
	Now, what happened, this is really quite disturbing.
	He was actually killed with a gun that was smuggled in by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
	What these guys did, the ATF, is they ran a whole bunch of guns into Mexico.
	And this is documented, by the way, by Bloomberg, Los Angeles Times, and they did that because they wanted more money for the department.
	Now, President Obama has been trying to get a new head of the ATF in to be the director, and he needs to get him confirmed by the Senate.
	And this is a very big problem, because if...
	And it's always hard, by the way, to get someone...
	The guy they're trying to get in is...
	Hold on a second, let me just find the guy's name.
	It's a big story, and it's a little complicated, but once you understand it...
	Okay, the guy they're trying to get in is Andrew Traver, who was at the ATF in Chicago, of course.
	And, you know, any guy who's going to be at the ATF is going to be scrutinized because, you know, there's a strong gun lobby.
	Thank you, darling.
	You're not leaving yet, are you?
	You're leaving now?
	Okay.
	I love you.
	Okay, bye.
	All right.
	John says bye.
	Love you.
	Talk to you later.
	Oh, I thought I was leaving.
	No, screw you.
	Bye, honey.
	Alright, I'm done.
	Listen.
	Oh, you're talking...
	Oh, I see.
	I get it.
	I'm with you now.
	So getting a guy into the ATF is very difficult, and it takes...
	There's a lot of Senate stuff going on.
	But this has been...
	This is now grinding to a halt because...
	And you don't hear about this on the news, of course.
	Although I will say Los Angeles Times and Bloomberg did these reports that the gun that killed this ICE agent...
	It was smuggled in by the ATF, and they did this literally because they wanted more money for the department.
	So this is a huge story that is not being reported anywhere.
	And Fox News, my girlfriend Megan...
	Oh my God, she's so hot!
	Megan Kelly!
	I think of her, I just like...
	You actually remember what she said?
	Well, it's not what she said.
	In this case, I remembered what she said.
	So they need to get this story dead because this guy can never sit on the Senate.
	He can never be in front of the Senate because they'll bring this up.
	They'll bring up this gun smuggling into Arizona.
	So they bring on a guy who is pro-gun lobby.
	And instead of answering the question...
	Listen to what he does and then listen how Fox News' Megyn Kelly, the presidential model from NK Ultra, who is completely programmed, gets the message to cut the guy off because he's going off the beaten track, which is funny enough for a news reporter to say, please don't, you need to go down the beaten track.
	You can't veer off.
	Listen to how he hijacks her and how she freaks out about this very issue.
	Well, his critics call him an enemy of liberty.
	Others say his nomination is another end around the legislative process by the White House.
	Andrew Traver is President Obama's choice to lead the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, or ATF for short.
	And he is not well-liked by the gun lobby.
	They are now threatening to make his approval in the Senate a very rough road.
	But is that fair?
	Larry Pratt is...
	Okay, so you got the setup, right?
	You understand what the story's supposed to be about, about getting this guy confirmed.
	Now listen to what Larry Pratt from Gun Owners America, he totally, totally blows this story wide open.
	The executive director of Gun Owners of America.
	Larry, why so objectionable?
	I want to point out to our viewers, both the Democratic and the Republican senators from Illinois are very much behind this guy.
	Hi, Megan.
	Well, you would expect them to be because they're for gun control.
	Mr.
	Traver heads up the Chicago office of the ATF currently, and during the time he's been there, he signed on to a conference report where he was in attendance that went through a list of gun control that he would like to see, including a reenactment of the Clinton gun ban.
	So, naturally, we're opposed to him.
	Senator Leahy, I think, has wisely decided, let's pull back and Cancel for now, at least, the hearing that we were going to have on the confirmation because it's not clear that even without the scandal that's brewing now over the BATF being an accessory to the murder of a Border Patrol agent, that this guy really was going to face a tough time in the Senate, even Democrats.
	So this got my attention.
	Like, what?
	What did you just say?
	Yeah, nice one to slip in.
	But wait!
	But wait!
	He didn't get a response.
	The guy is brilliant.
	When it comes to this, and now he just blows it wide open.
	If they want to try to get re-elected, some of them are going to have to come around.
	But with now the looming crisis breaking about how their agents were literally running guns into Mexico to jack up the numbers, to make it look like they needed more money for their agency, and one of those guns was used to kill a Border Patrol agent.
	Other people in Mexico have been killed.
	We're way off the beat pack.
	We are way off the beat pack.
	Stay with me, please, on this guy.
	If they put him on the stand, Megan, then he's going to have to answer questions, and they don't want him to answer those questions.
	But listen, in fairness to ATF, we don't have somebody on their side to defend them.
	Those are not the charges that we had you on to discuss.
	And they're not going to come forward.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Listen, listen, listen.
	They won't tell Senator Grassley a thing, so they're not going to come on this show.
	Larry, You know, with all due respect, we'll decide the topics that we discuss with the guests, and that's maybe for another day.
	That's one mother.
	Unbelievable.
	It's like a huge story!
	And she's like, hey, hey, hey!
	And you can just hear the IFB going, hey, cut him off, cut him off, cut him off now, Megan, cut him off!
	Yeah, no, they're yelling in her ear.
	Shut up, slave!
	She's got the IFB in her ear, and she's being told to cut this guy off because he's gone off the reservation.
	That's very funny.
	This is reminding me of this.
	Remember about a year and a half ago, during the swine flu thing, we had Shepard Smith, another Fox reporter, or newsreader, Do the same thing to that nurse who came on going on about how crappy these vaccines are.
	She won't take them.
	And he just cut her off and then apologized to the audience that she said these things.
	We'll determine the topics here.
	This is how pathetic Fox News, oh Fox News.
	For one thing, Fox News is better than CBS, ABC, and NBC, and this is as good as it gets, and they throw this guy off the air.
	That's amazing.
	That's a great story.
	Anybody worth their salt in this situation would be all over it.
	Like, what?
	Tell me more.
	He was killed with one of their own guns?
	What do you need the other people to defend it for?
	Oh, we can't have you say anything without them defending themselves?
	Well, when did that become a rule?
	You got a guy on a show, you're interviewing him, and he goes off and starts talking about stuff?
	You need everybody in the world?
	You're going off the beaten path.
	Stay on the beaten path, slave.
	Shut up.
	Oh, I love it.
	Why don't you give her a douchebag?
	No.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Even though we'd like to do you, here's a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	A douchebag.
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah, that's unbelievable.
	I know it's unbelievable.
	That's a good one.
	Good catch.
	That's the catch of the day.
	Well, I have to say that's Moxie News is who does that.
	I actually donate to that guy.
	He's got like 29 DVRs running on C-SPAN and Fox News, and you should support that guy too.
	I personally support him as much as I can.
	He's a good guy.
	He used to do, what was it, C-SPAN Junkie, but then C-SPAN banned him from using the name C-SPAN. I know.
	It's hilarious.
	Why?
	To protect their valuable property?
	They don't even start a commercial.
	I know, it's just like, oh please.
	It's like horrible.
	Alright, then we got one from one of my favorite departments.
	That's right.
	I'm Adam Curry, former Soviet spy, putting the hay in biodiversity.
	So, um...
	It was supposed to launch last night, the night before last, then last night, and now it's been postponed until Friday.
	The climate change satellite is going to blast off from Vandenberg Air Force Base.
	And so that's just spending your money to prove that this cold snap we have is from global warming.
	Yeah, I thought it wasn't about weather, but okay.
	No, it's not about weather at all.
	But over in Gitmo Nation, UK, they've got a new...
	It makes me cry.
	You've got to see the video, but the audio is good enough.
	Biodiversité, it begins with a B. B-E-E. This is for the kiddies out there, John, because apparently, because of biodiversité, the bees are dying.
	Did you know that?
	Oh, really?
	Oh, yes.
	And we've got to teach our little slavelets this message.
	So please have a listen at this.
	And the parts that do not include voiceover, I will tell you what we're seeing on the screen.
	Biodiversity begins with a B. And as bees pollinate many of the plants we use for food, they're pretty important to us.
	But recently, some of the bees have not been doing so well.
	And we're not exactly sure why.
	We're not exactly sure why, but then you see, like, they're getting killed by cars, they're getting killed by someone barbecuing, the bee, like, dies in the barbecue pit.
	They're sticking each other with knives.
	All the bees are dying in this.
	All animated.
	Beautifully animated.
	Dying bees.
	They're dying.
	But you can do something about it.
	Yes, you can, kiddies.
	Slavelets.
	What can we all do to help?
	Well, we can grow more wildflowers and use less pesticides.
	Obviously.
	Or just two simpler things.
	Like, don't bother mowing your lawn.
	Let the grass grow a little bit longer.
	Oh, please.
	Listen, biodiversity begins with a B, but it ends with a Y-O-U. To find out more about biodiversity and what you can do to help, go to snh.gov.uk.
	Give him the hook.
	And by the way, while you're on the UK thing, I do have the poster up, which I'll send you a copy.
	You already have it.
	You should find it.
	Anyway, instead of see something, say something, the British version is, if you suspect it, report it.
	Oh, yeah.
	If you see something, say something.
	You guys need to get on board with the program.
	You're not doing it right.
	Terrorists live amongst us when they're planning attacks, so naturally that means they'll try to conceal their activities, but sometimes they can leave telltale signs, signs that we need your help in spotting.
	They may try and keep what they're doing secret by covering their windows.
	Ooh!
	If you're suspicious of a property where there's activity that doesn't fit normal day-to-day life, please call us in confidence.
	Your call could save lives.
	And they show a picture of a classic apartment where you've got three buzzers.
	One says flat one, flat two, and the other one's blank.
	The other one says T-errorist.
	It's bullcrap.
	City of London, Metropolitan Police.
	Oh, that's funny.
	It's funny, but it's not really funny.
	That's funny.
	So in Gitmo Nation East, they're planning on really confusing the slaves over there by bringing time in line with the rest of Europe.
	So instead of being on Greenwich Mean Time, they're going to move it ahead.
	And of course the reason for this, the real reason for this is for tourism.
	Which makes so much sense.
	Because when people visit our lovely island, they won't have to change their clocks.
	It'll be just wonderful.
	But the guy says something here, and of course I've pondered for eons why we do this at all.
	He says something at the beginning of this clip that kind of blew me away.
	I was like, really?
	I didn't know that.
	And that gives me a new light on why we actually do this changing of the clocks.
	John, just from your farmer's almanac, why do we spring forward and fall back at all?
	Well, it was done, I believe, during the Depression in an attempt to get an extra work hour, a day out of the farmers during the summer.
	And I think it was done mostly for farmers.
	See, I believe it's done just to confuse everybody and throw them off balance.
	Well, I'm going to dig up.
	I have a bunch of clips.
	I have a bunch of recordings from the 30s, I believe.
	Lots of them, as a matter of fact, because I collect weird shit.
	And apparently everybody was up in arms about it when it first came.
	The whole idea of changing the clocks, it was thought of as some scheme to, exactly as you say, confuse the public for no apparent reason.
	So when I was listening to this clip of this guy who says, hey, we've got to do this because it'll be better for tourism, he says something that just completely underwrites the theory.
	From the early days, I was able to show that we could get a better matching very easily, a matching of daylight and our waking hours simply by putting clocks forward by an additional hour in summer and winter.
	The effect of that would be that instead of us wasting so many of those lovely daylight hours in the early morning for most of the year, other than the winter, and we get then an extra hour of daylight in the evenings on every day of the year, summer, spring, autumn and winter.
	So, remind us how we got to where we are at the moment.
	Well, it all started with Greenwich Mean Time and then moved on to First World War Time proposal to get a better matching of daylight and waking hours by adopting the system of summertime.
	And we therefore went one hour ahead of Greenwich Mean Time in 1916.
	But during the last war, which I remember as a child, we had four clock changes in the year, two in the spring and two back.
	So, I'm like, wow!
	Wow!
	I didn't know that.
	First of all, 1916, and then during war we did it two times in the spring and two times in the fall?
	Please, this has nothing to do with anything other than confusing slaves, friendly or foe-y.
	I don't know which one it is, but it's just about messing with people's heads.
	Well, the thing is, the argument about it one way or the other is, why don't you just shift your work hours a little bit on your own?
	Why does 3 o'clock have to be 4 o'clock?
	Should I tell you what I've done?
	Because we had this conversation, right, about you don't wear a watch and, you know, time and whatever.
	And I think I mentioned at that time, I've been reading the book, Amusing Ourselves to Death.
	And in that is a great passage which says, you know, first we became keepers of time, savers of time, and now we're servants of time.
	And I'm like, you know what?
	F that.
	I'm not wearing a watch anymore.
	I'm just not.
	I'm going to wake up when I want to wake up.
	Of course, I have to set an alarm for this show.
	But otherwise, I'm not wearing a watch anymore.
	I'm not going to be a slave to time.
	Because it's clearly in place to mess with our heads.
	We didn't have time when we were walking around collecting berries and fruits and nuts.
	Like, hey, hey, hey.
	Hey, woman, I'm tired.
	Let's go to bed.
	And you grab the bitch by the hair and you go to bed.
	Actually, according to Lewis Mumford, and people should read some of his older books, most of them written in the 30s, he traces the whole time phenomenon to the monasteries where they had to pray so often that they had to create a clock system to clock in and clock out.
	And then that was immediately adopted by the military because the military needs time more than anyone so they can coordinate attacks.
	Right.
	And then it became the militarization of industry because, you know, you had your hours, your banker's hours, your nine-to-fivers, you know, you had to get to work at a certain time.
	Slaves!
	It's a slavery thing.
	Yeah, it was a regimentation system developed for the slaves.
	Exactly.
	Thank you.
	And it never stopped being for the slaves.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Under-reported news, while we all focus on crazy Gaddafi in Libya, Greece.
	Have you seen Greece recently?
	Oh, that's another thing.
	Talk about under-reported news.
	They're burning down the place.
	Yes.
	And nobody's paying any attention.
	Zero.
	Zero.
	There's a little riot in Bahrain.
	Oh, there's a bunch of people holding signs.
	Government offices, many schools remain closed Wednesday.
	Union organized strike.
	A hundred flights canceled.
	Clouds of smoke from the riots choked the capital city.
	While a journalist walk out from state and private television and radio stations resulted in partial media blackout.
	And meanwhile, the elites of this country are saying, we need LJR on television.
	My goodness, this is Greece.
	Greece, and it's not being shown at all.
	It's being suppressed.
	It's being suppressed!
	The place is on fire!
	On fire!
	The roof is on fire!
	It's unbelievable to me that it's being so suppressed because essentially, you know, they triggered these riots because, as we suspect, of oil in China, in the Middle East, but this other action has been going on in Europe, which is going to...
	Like I said, the 30th of March in Spain and other countries that have been basically where there's no work for the youth.
	And the next thing you know, you're going to end up with...
	The youth has nothing else to do.
	This is what they do.
	The youths.
	They throw rocks and they get in groups and they Twitter each other or tweet or SMS and then they burn places down.
	Who cares?
	And that's what you're supposed to do as a youth.
	What are you going to do about it?
	Yeah, to change your destiny.
	Now, I'm more for the shoe thing, but if there's no politician around, you might as well throw a brick.
	So, there is something that's being done about it, because we've got another study coming out, John.
	Science!
	So, a professor, Dr.
	Michael Richtow, from Schiller University, has teamed up with his Japanese colleagues from Hiroshima.
	Two independent studies!
	Two independent studies, everybody!
	The science is in!
	That even a low concentration of lithium leads to an increased life expectancy in humans as well.
	So, now by the way, lithium occurs naturally, of course.
	It's one of many nutritional trace elements ingested mainly through vegetables and drinking water.
	Ergo, we should probably add a little bit of lithium to the water because it really helps your life expectancy.
	It also sedates you.
	Yes, it duets.
	Yeah, well, they better lithium up Greece right now.
	Too late.
	Yeah, they better be dropping that.
	These guys are drinking ouzo.
	They're going to be drinking lithium water.
	Good on you, slaves of Greece.
	Good on you.
	Burn.
	Let the MF burn.
	My goodness.
	Back home here, Get My Nation West, Anaheim Union High School District is issuing kids who are chronically late for school a GPS device requiring them to check in at regular intervals, ensuring they are where they are supposed to be when they're supposed to be there.
	Unbelievable.
	Well, it's not tacked under their ankle yet.
	That's next.
	We know that's happening.
	Yeah, of course.
	Just nice.
	The truancy.
	Yeah, literally.
	Al Jazeera in talks with Comcast over U.S. distribution.
	Oh, yes.
	That's so important.
	So, I want to remind anybody out there who likes Jon Stewart, he had Rumsfeld on the show yesterday.
	It's an outstanding interview.
	You can get it online in its entirety because Stewart's had these interesting politicals on and he can't do the interview anymore.
	In fact, he comes on and apologizes.
	This is the second time I've seen this.
	He comes on before the interview and apologizes for cutting the interview short.
	This could be a scam to just get people to go to the website, of course.
	And then he says, go to the website and you'll get the whole thing.
	I have a short clip that just gives you a taste of it.
	But I thought it was actually kind of interesting.
	I thought Rumsfeld, who probably was given a little cue by Bush after Bush comes out with the book and then does his song and dance and then leaves, you'll never hear from him again.
	And Rumsfeld now has to do the dog and pony show because if they're going to give you millions of dollars to do a book, in the contract, you're going on the road whether you like it or not.
	So, anyway, play a little bit of that.
	Very good people.
	And they did a good job.
	Well, let's not get crazy.
	I just want to tell you this.
	I really do appreciate you at least having the conversation and having at least the ability to sit.
	Why do you say at least twice?
	Nicely done.
	I really do appreciate it.
	And I know you have to go, and your time is valuable, and I do thank you for being here.
	Anyway, the point of that is that Stewart had deconstructed the use of I really do earlier in the show, and Rumsfeld was paying enough attention, I guess, that he...
	They had actually good rapport.
	I was actually surprised.
	Did Stewart bring up the Rumsfeld-Man-Cow interview at all?
	No, I don't know.
	I didn't see the long version, but I doubt it.
	So apparently on the Man Cow show, Man Cow, which is, by the way, great DJ name.
	Everybody's Man Cow in the morning.
	How you doing, everybody?
	He said, how about Building 7?
	And Rumsfeld apparently went, what's Building 7?
	Rumsfeld has done that before.
	I think I might have it from the Man Cow website.
	Let's see if we can play it from here.
	Hold on a second.
	Of course, the big question on everybody's mind is Egypt.
	Could it happen here?
	This Egypt thing is truly a frightening development.
	Maybe this is it.
	Of course, the big question on everybody's mind is...
	Oh, that's weird.
	Look at the unemployment.
	I put it at 17.
	Egypt.
	If this keeping in Egypt could happen in America...
	What the F? You're talking about America, the number one country, excluding...
	No.
	I don't have it.
	What the hell?
	Wow.
	That made no sense.
	No.
	That's too bad.
	Anyway, so somewhere this clip is out there.
	It's very short, but apparently Mankaus is on the phone with Rumsfeld.
	So what about Building 7?
	And then Rumsfeld goes, what's Building 7?
	I don't know what that is.
	What do you mean, Building 7?
	Like, wow.
	Yeah, well, that's probably how out of touch these guys are.
	I don't think he was insincere.
	Really?
	That's a good point.
	This is not at the club.
	I really believe that's to be true.
	There's no reason to do it that way otherwise.
	Wow.
	I hadn't even considered that, that he's actually telling the truth.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Oh, that's pretty sad.
	And it makes sense to me.
	I have one more clip that might be worth playing, because CNN has been pushing...
	I can't remember this woman's name.
	It's a show that comes on before Nancy Grace, and this woman wants to be Nancy Grace.
	Well, let's give her a name then, since we already have Prince Jim of Wales and Lucy Napolitano...
	I've got to give her a...
	Well, I call her the Nancy Grace clone on CNN. But she's pushing...
	Just listen to this.
	It's not really that interesting a clip.
	But it's just this direction that I'm starting to hear on CNN and some of these other networks, which is kind of bothersome.
	Yeah, we'll call her Woman Cow, was the suggestion.
	Woman Cow.
	I like the little button that I have.
	Thank goodness for that life alert that a senior citizen used.
	But I have to say, maybe she wouldn't have needed it if this guy had been stopped after his first attack.
	So here is my call to action.
	And it's something we've suggested time and time again here on Issues.
	Isn't it time for cameras on every street corner?
	I mean, there's no expectation of privacy when you are out in public.
	Isn't it time for society to rise to the next level of crime-fighting by preventing it?
	Not waiting until it happens and then going after the criminal?
	USA Today reports that many big cities and small towns facing budget crunches are now using cameras because they actually can't afford to put more cops on the street.
	So I'm going to turn to Paul Starks, the captain who is the spokesperson for the Montgomery County Police Department where this happened.
	Why can't we put high-resolution cameras on every street corner?
	Had we done so, let's say after the first attack, this guy would have been caught going into the house for the second time.
	Well, that is an issue that brings in finances.
	And as you say, some people feel that is an invasion of privacy and Big Brother looking at them.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	The thing that bothers me about this is that Is that the woman makes the comment, which is actually true.
	Some municipalities are putting cameras in because they can't afford to have more cops on the street.
	So how does the camera prevent anything if there's no cops to come anyway?
	So you got a camera on the street out in the middle of nowhere.
	Somebody gets beat up.
	I mean, by the time a cop gets there, it's like 10 minutes later.
	Why do you even argue that when she's saying, isn't it time we just get rid of our privacy?
	If I was there, I'd be like, yeah, take your clothes off.
	Right now, you got nothing to hide, do you?
	This is outrageous.
	This is outrageous.
	The logical inconsistency, the basic hatred of privacy.
	It's sickening.
	I mean, what?
	It's sickening.
	CNN should be ashamed of itself.
	This woman should be off the air.
	Or go over to Fox.
	And take your clothes off.
	Yeah, well, she should take her.
	Well, I don't know about that.
	I understand her standing, so maybe she shouldn't take her clothes off.
	Let me tell you what's going on with this stuff in Gitmo Nation Lowlands.
	So the Stasi over there have now adopted or co-opted the bus drivers to report African women who are probably illegals going to clean houses.
	So if you're on the bus and they get off in a rich neighborhood, they're going to take pictures, take names, and get your information.
	The bus guys, do the bus guys get paid extra money?
	Oh, dude, the bus guys...
	They're going to get...
	Public transportation, you've got to understand, that's all government.
	Yeah, it's been privatized, but please.
	Government contracts.
	Isn't that great?
	Along with their DNA spray and all the other stuff they've got going on over there.
	That country is in trouble, man.
	You know, that would just always be the liberal in the old-fashioned sense, very pro-privacy.
	Yeah, used to be.
	You know, the best.
	Not pro-privacy, pro-liberalism.
	Pro-liberalism.
	That's a little different.
	You know, do your own thing.
	Yeah, now you can't smoke weed.
	That's out.
	You know, these people are so suppressed.
	And of course they're living in the failed multicultural state, yet they can't say anything.
	It's like that place, it might explode there.
	It just might.
	Because the Dutchman, at a certain point, he's just had enough.
	And then he freaks out.
	He freaks out.
	You watch what's going to happen.
	Of course there's going to be people freaking out and they get thrown in jail.
	And one other thing that is of course also completely under-reported.
	Remember President Obama and Prime Minister Harper of Canada.
	Gitmo Nation, Great White North, got together.
	Did you know that we have signed an agreement so that militaries from either nation can send troops across the border in case of an emergency?
	Oh, what are they expecting to happen?
	I don't know, but I'd say we're going to go get some of that Canadian oil.
	There's going to be some kind of, yeah, I'm expecting perhaps some kind of false flag terrorism event, and we're going to send our troops, because of course this is how you get around posse commentatus, where your army is not allowed to turn on the slaves of Gitmo Nation.
	Well, but if it's Canadian army...
	It could go either way.
	So either we send our troops into Canada.
	Well, that's like the old thing about the spy agencies.
	You know, the CIA can't spy on Americans, supposedly.
	Yeah, but we can get our friendly ones to spy.
	And the MI6, I don't know whether they can allow to spy on the British public or not, but let's say they can't.
	So the Americans spy on the British public and then give the information to MI6, and MI6 spies on us and gives the information to the CIA. Hey, kosher.
	Perfect.
	Perfect, perfect, perfect.
	The system works.
	Alright.
	I have one more clip that is just so disturbing.
	Do you want to do something before we cut out?
	Yeah!
	What you got?
	No, no, I thought you meant I want to listen to a disturbing clip.
	Of course.
	I was wondering why you had to ask.
	What's your hobby?
	Yeah, I want to listen to a disturbing clip.
	This is from the pre-crime department.
	Now, of course, pre-crime is...
	Well, shoot, we have a jingle somewhere for this.
	Here we go.
	I think we have a jingle, don't we?
	Hey.
	Oh, here it is.
	Before it's a crime, it's pre-crime.
	So in Gitmo Nation East, child brain scans are now being analyzed to pick out future criminals.
	More science.
	Professor, of course, we've got to bring in some...
	Professor Adrian Raine, a British criminologist.
	Argue that abnormal physical brain makeup could be the cause of criminality as well as helping to predict it.
	Studies have shown psychopaths and criminals have smaller areas of the brain such as the...
	Amygdala.
	And prefrontal cortex, both which regulate and control emotion and behavior.
	Oh, we're going to go back to, like, taking people's frontal lobes out.
	Yeah, no, this sounds like a throwback to the old lobotomy.
	He also believes that a lack of conditioning to fear punishment, which can be measured in toddlers before disruptive behaviors apparent, could also be a strong indicator.
	Well...
	Isn't this interesting?
	We need to go scan your slaves!
	And by the way, you can do a twofer at the airport.
	Make sure you don't have drugs up your butt.
	Make sure you're not a future criminal.
	Or when you get off the train, we can do that.
	Either way.
	But, of course, we can also just do it in school.
	Listen to this story of an 11-year-old pre-crime victim.
	It's a story you saw first on Fox 31.
	An 11-year-old boy handcuffed at his family's home and taken to the Arvada Police Department over a drawing.
	Tonight, police are saying they did nothing wrong.
	Investigator reporter Julie Hayden has more.
	Eleven-year-old Tim was doing what his therapist told him to do.
	It was what his doctors had told him was the right thing to do.
	He drew a stick figure picture of himself, pointing a gun at four other stick figures with the words, Teachers must die.
	The drawing helps let out angry emotions.
	Tim, his parents, and his therapist say it was not a threat, and he would never hurt anyone.
	So, they actually have the kid for this piece redraw what he drew.
	He's drawing stick figures, a little stick figure with a gun, pointed it to some other stick figures, and teachers, they must die.
	Okay, granted, a little weird, but what happens to the kid?
	I never saw him as dangerous at any time.
	The principal, who knew Tim was seeing a therapist, determined he was not dangerous, sent him back to class and notified his parents.
	He had calmed down, everything was fine, and they were sending him back to class.
	And I thought that that was the end of it.
	That's why Tim's mom was horrified when Arvada police showed up at her house that night, arrested her son, handcuffed the 11-year-old, and hauled him away in the patrol car.
	I said, well, can I just drive him down to the police station?
	Can I follow you or can you follow me?
	And they said, no, ma'am, we need to take him into custody.
	At the police department, they wouldn't let him see his parents or get any dinner.
	He was put in a cell, had his mug shot taken, and fingerprinted.
	Instead of going home, the 11-year-old was sent by ambulance to a mental hospital in Colorado Springs for three days.
	According to his parents, doctors there determined he was not a threat.
	They let him go home and said the whole thing was being blown out of proportion.
	I think it's more a question, was this potentially harmful to them to have such a big reaction to just basically drawing a picture.
	Arvada police say they have discretion on how to handle these cases and felt the circumstances here justify their actions.
	They both had made the determination that the safest, most effective route possible for this individual was to be booked through on the charge he faced and then proceed through the process.
	But Tim's therapist and his mom say the way police treated the 11 year old did more harm than good.
	So, that kind of messed with my head.
	11-year-old, was he a gun nut too?
	He's a little 11-year-old kid drawing stick figures and the cops are like so freaked out.
	This is somebody who's got to ask themselves, what is wrong with it?
	Why is, for example, the police, why are they so cowardly that they're afraid of an 11-year-old drawing a stick figure that they would do this to him?
	Handcuff him.
	Handcuff him.
	Are they afraid the kid's going to beat the crap out of them?
	What is the problem with these people?
	No, the theory is that this will teach him a lesson.
	So now he knows what happens when you do this.
	You get handcuffed, you get taken away, you get put in jail, you go to the psych ward for three days, you slave, shut up.
	That's what it is.
	They literally said that.
	By the way, have you ever realized...
	I'll tell you this, the kid's never going to become an artist.
	No, and the stick drawings are pretty poor.
	I agree.
	By the way, you can say therapist or you could say the rapist.
	I mean, it's just however you pronounce it.
	Yeah, it looks like the rapist.
	Whenever I look at therapist, it looks like the rapist.
	Oh my goodness.
	That was uplifting.
	Great way to end the show.
	Remember, you've got to continue to laugh about life, and the beauty of this show, if you support it as well to help continue producing it, is that you actually understand, because people get into brain fry mode when they see this stuff on television, what is passed off as news, then you're in on the inside.
	You understand how it works.
	And that's really the takeaway.
	You should not be too upset because this has been going on for a long, long time.
	The best thing we can do is to propagate the formula.
	Let everybody know that there are other sources to get your information.
	And remember, gay porn movies are sometimes used in Hollywood sets.
	It's all good.
	I also want to mention FreeHoloBooks.com, by the way, since they were passed over recently.
	And we are big fans of this company.
	Oh, really?
	Did we miss something?
	Well, I'm just saying.
	Donation segment ended up we were not mentioned again for freehallowbooks.com from February 17th.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	It keeps getting bumped.
	It's kicking the can down the street.
	Yeah, we don't want to do that.
	In the terms of the budget analysis, which we haven't done yet on the show, and hopefully we won't never do it.
	Someone has to be the adult, John.
	Someone has to be the adult.
	Yeah.
	So, programming note reminders for NoAgendaStream.com, which of course you actually create the show by dropping your tracks in the open source daily source code Dropbox.
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	We've got Rhino the Bearded and Yellow Jacket Saturday afternoon with their big telethon.
	that should be fun with special surprise guest star bigger than Lindsay Lohan John and I will also be on that show repeating Sunday after the program as well coming right up after this no agenda episode the oil show first episode which should be fun to listen to from an oil insider Mr. Oil you can find him in the chat room and congratulations to Marcus Couch who apparently got some karma and is now employed very happy about that
	Coming to you from Gitmo Nation West, People's Republic of Southern California.
	Your human resource at your service.
	My name's Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where they say it's going to snow probably on Saturday, which is unusual for this part of the world.
	It must be global warming.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We will talk to you again on Sunday.
	Oscar night!
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