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	I'm a fancy, fancy Englishman.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, December 19, 2010.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 262.
	This is no agenda.
	Under threat of drowning here at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West and the People's Republic of Southern Wet California.
	In the morning, I'm the former Soviet spy known as Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where when it rains, it pours.
	It's raining here, too, if you haven't noticed.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Yes.
	The swimming pool is about to overflow, actually.
	You have a pool?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we've got a pool.
	We have a pool, too, as it were.
	No kidding.
	Hey, in the morning to you, John.
	In the morning to you and in the morning to all ships at sea.
	Yes, and the boots on the ground, the wings in the skies, and hams on the air.
	I've been requested to add to that.
	And of course to all of our human resources who are all charged up and ready to go in the chat room at noagendachat.net loaded with electricity because that's the way that your government loves you and they need to tap your sources.
	So make sure you're recharged every day.
	So just before I came on here, I was watching the end of Meet the Press and then that other show that's on CBS Morning, whatever the heck it is.
	It's funny, do we both watch that on Sunday morning?
	Because I was watching the No Labels guy, which to me is like a new phenomenon we've got to keep our eye on.
	Well, explain it, because I missed that.
	Oh, so there's this group called No Labels, which, by the way, their logo almost looks like the No Agenda logo, with a big no, and then labels, and it's nolabels.org, and I guess it's...
	I think anything that would have a no on it would look similar.
	Yeah, but when you see it, you go like, huh, it's interesting.
	I mean, brilliant minds think alike, obviously.
	But...
	Yeah, the guy on Meet the Press did not have a duck call, by the way.
	You know what, my duck call rolled off the desk.
	Or a kazoo, for that matter.
	This is the kazoo.
	No, but you haven't seen this nolabels.org outfit?
	It's kind of like a, yeah, they're trying to be kind of like a counter...
	What does it mean, no labels?
	Do they want us to go around buying stuff with no labels?
	No, it's a political group and it's a counterweight to the Tea Party.
	That's kind of the idea.
	Derivative.
	That's kind of the idea.
	But it consists of people from the right and people from the left.
	Oh, sure.
	I'm sure it does.
	You can look at it.
	Nolabels.org.
	Hold on a second.
	Let me do that quick.
	I can't believe you haven't heard of this.
	I don't hear of everything.
	I'm spending all my time watching Joy Behar.
	Oh, my God.
	Please don't do that.
	It's really not good for your health.
	I have to take...
	I exercise a lot more afterwards, and then I take a shower.
	Put the labels aside.
	Do what's best for America.
	We are Democrats, Republicans, and Independents who are united in the belief that we do not have to give up our labels.
	Merely put them aside to do what's best for America.
	Hold on a second.
	I keep typing the wrong thing in the damn URL slots.
	But look at the logo.
	It's like, hmm...
	It's interesting.
	It looks like one of our stickers.
	People should go to noagendastickers.com, print out some stickers.
	It does look like one of our stickers, doesn't it?
	And go plaster the stickers around.
	Well, it's still legal.
	They're making stickers illegal in Seattle.
	They're going to make them illegal around the country.
	So you only have a few, probably a year to put these stickers up than the rest of it is.
	Stickers in general are just going to be illegal?
	You can't own a sticker?
	No, stickers.
	If you stick them on public property or a fence or a telephone pole...
	Or anything like that, which is going to kind of pretty much ruin the hip-hop scene.
	Yeah.
	This is dumb.
	I just lost my mouse.
	Where's my mouse?
	Here's my mouse.
	Put the labels aside.
	Do what's best for America.
	We're Democrats.
	This is done by some bunch of PR. This is a PR. Like an insincere PR effort.
	Well, by whom?
	Not left.
	Not right.
	Forward.
	Ha, ha, ha!
	That's funny, John.
	Are you skeptical of this fine initiative?
	Beat the spark and ignite the fire!
	How come we can't get on Meet the Press with our no agenda message?
	Because of you and your flying saucers.
	Actually, that would probably get us on the show just so they could marginalize the show.
	They could mock us, exactly.
	You guys are crazy.
	You can just see the intro.
	With David Gregory.
	With us today, this morning, on Meet the Press, two gentlemen who have definitely been heating up the internet airwaves, so to speak.
	Their program, No Agenda, is definitely garnering audiences all around the world, and they are providing a different view, albeit of flying saucers.
	So let's get our executive producers out of the way for this week.
	We only have a couple.
	And I would like to remind people that we are supported by you.
	Please support us.
	We're not getting much in the last couple weeks.
	Ever since the wiki thing took off.
	And we were actually hoping to be able to divide up some money for Christmas.
	Yeah.
	I don't think it's going to happen.
	Looks like we'll be buying our Christmas in January.
	Well, hold on a second.
	We also spent a ton of money getting everyone their challenge coins.
	Yeah, I think most of the challenge coins have been shipped except the overseas ones.
	Are they going out, though, the overseas ones?
	Is that okay?
	Yeah.
	I said to send Eric some more postage from the coffers.
	Greg, Jeff Crowther, Happy Valley, Oregon.
	This stems from...
	He's $333.33.
	He'll be the executive producer.
	This stems from the Gitmo Nation Challenge coin at noagendachallenge.com.
	And he could use, apparently, some karma if you don't mind delivering some.
	Yeah, well, we can definitely deliver some of that.
	Hold on.
	You've got karma.
	And then Ann Anonymous, who I assume is a woman.
	Her name is Ann.
	Please treat us an anonymous donation from Ann Anonymous.
	That's interesting.
	Is this an associate?
	This is an associate producer, $200, and they're working their way to knighthood.
	The unknown knight.
	I think we already have an unknown night.
	I think we have a number of special nights, yeah.
	Yeah, okay.
	So those are our two executive producers.
	These are real credits.
	You should make note.
	Wait, that's it?
	Yeah, that's all we got.
	We got no 262.
	We have failed on two shows in a row to get an exclusive member of the show title to contribute.
	Yeah, the show episode number is what you're saying.
	Well, that sucks.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	I do want to mention that the In the Morning GX2 Christmas album is still available at NoAgendaRecords.com.
	That'll make a great gift.
	And you can purchase it.
	Now, the physical product is now also available at Amazon.com.
	So it's not just an iTunes thing.
	I showed you the cover, didn't I, John?
	Of you and me?
	A nice...
	No, you didn't.
	Yeah, well...
	Probably for good reason.
	There's all kinds of nice little Illuminati things all over there.
	I mean, we are definitely mind-controlling the children and doing a good job of it.
	Okay, well, we want to thank Jeff Crowther and Ann Anonymous for being the executive producers of episode 262, a palindrome at that.
	And, yeah, normally I have more people to talk about.
	That's our, we won't have another palindrome until episode 272.
	Right.
	That's very, how astute of you, John.
	Yeah, there'll be another one followed, another 282 will be another one.
	Real credits is what we give away on this program, so associate executive producer and executive producer, you can put it on your IMDB, in your email signature, on your resume, and unlike the fake phonies in Hollywood, we'll actually vouch for you if someone wants to know if you actually were a producer on a real show, and I think that this qualifies as one.
	All of you other slaves out there, please go propagate it.
	Our fault is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Me who?
	World.
	Order.
	Say it with me now.
	Shut up!
	And I did want to say a big in the morning to brand new human resource in Gitmo Nation.
	Her name is Wednesday Kane.
	Born 7.07pm last night, just in time to catch Sunday's show.
	She's a month early, but she couldn't wait to get out there and hit people in the mouth.
	She was born on Saturday, named Wednesday?
	Yeah.
	I know.
	I love it.
	It's awesome.
	Why are we named Wednesday?
	I don't know.
	My parents were hippies.
	Who is actually running these United States, John?
	Who is the president, really?
	Biden.
	When you really think about it.
	I mean, seriously.
	Biden says we're out of Afghanistan.
	Oh, that's bullcrap.
	That's what he said.
	No, that's not bullcrap.
	He actually said that.
	He said it, but we were at the United Nations.
	We just sent a message earlier this week that said, in 2014, we're going to tell everybody, don't pay any attention to it.
	We're going to be there a lot longer.
	Wait a minute.
	You're telling me that Biden would come out and say something that's bullcrap?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, we're only going across the border to Pakistan.
	Yeah, Afghanistan has done its bit.
	Have you noticed that they've amped up the anti-Pakistan stuff and now the latest thing is the CIA guy?
	Yeah, they outed the station chief.
	Supposedly, yeah.
	They say it's the ISI, but they can't really pinpoint it.
	Is there any possibility that the station chief was going to retire anyway?
	Yeah.
	He'll write a book, don't worry.
	His book is on the way.
	He's got a three-book deal.
	Everybody writes a book.
	But this, of course, is after some of our drones killed more people.
	Yeah, actually, do I have that clip?
	Yeah, I do.
	I was just casually watching our nation's treasure, the national treasure, and there's this clip, and unfortunately I don't have my mail up because I went to look at these labels.
	I got your clip.
	Is it the toss-away?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the toss-away.
	Should I play this?
	Yeah, play it.
	It's made from Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme.
	And U.S. drone aircraft attacks killed more than 50 suspected insurgents in Pakistan.
	And now the weather.
	It just throws us out.
	But it's killing children.
	If you look at the newspapers in Pakistan.
	I'm sure it is.
	Those things are great.
	Those things are blowing up the whole blocks.
	Those things are dangerous.
	Because you know about the one that landed in the guy's backyard in Texas.
	I know.
	This is amazing.
	So a drone crashed.
	Here, I got the...
	I think I have the...
	That's not a Predator drone.
	This is one of those little bitty ones you could buy.
	I think it's like one of those little five-footers.
	Yeah, right, yeah.
	It's a little five-footer.
	I mean, it's a serious drone.
	Well, the Predator ones are like the size of a jet.
	Yeah, but this is still a serious drone.
	It could zap you with something.
	I don't think they're armed.
	Well, maybe not.
	Maybe they should be.
	But anyway, the crazy thing is it crashed in the guy's backyard and then the cops just picked it up, sent it back to the owner.
	It's like there's no investigation or anything.
	It's just crazy.
	This is not the way the airspace is supposed to work.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	I mean, some slight plane could crunch into one of these things.
	You can't see them.
	They're too small.
	Here it has a wingspan of 7 to 12 feet, depending on the model, and it can fly up to 80 miles an hour and stay in the air up to 7 hours.
	If I see one of these things, I am shooting it out of the sky.
	Well, I think the thing to do is if it crashes in your backyard, this is a little piece of advice.
	I don't mean that for anyone to do anything illegal.
	However, put some stickers on it.
	I think putting some stickers on it would be a good idea.
	Some Noah Jeddah and relaunching it.
	I think the thing to do is to, first of all, I think these things are probably pretty cool to have.
	But you know they've got a GPS in there that's beep, beep, beep, beeping away.
	So you've got to keep in your house, you should keep some sort of a lead blanket around the house.
	And, you know, maybe clip off the antenna and throw some aluminum foil over the transmitter so they can't track it, even though they probably already got a bead on it by the time it crashes.
	And then put it in your basement and then use it as a kind of an ornament and bar.
	Yeah, this is your advice.
	I think putting the stickers on it is a much better piece of advice.
	Crazy.
	Now, I pulled this clip from 2007 of our president.
	This is why I bring it up.
	Because I have a feeling he's...
	So we're back to...
	Wait, hold on.
	We're back to the...
	So who's in charge?
	Exactly.
	I still say Biden.
	Well, I think you're wrong.
	Oh, Biden.
	Well, here is Obama, candidate Obama with Michelle on 60 Minutes, and this is regarding his smoking.
	And it's very interesting.
	Don't just listen to...
	What is being said about his...
	And he's clearly lying.
	He's sneaking smokes while he's...
	You can hear their relationship is so bad, just the banter between these two.
	But really listen to her and tell me she isn't like...
	That this guy isn't pussy whipped.
	Have a listen to this.
	That was one of my prerequisites for, you know, entering into this race is that, you know, he couldn't be a smoking president.
	And...
	So now he's a non-smoker.
	Well, he's, you know, how does that work?
	It's like a recovering, it's like an alcoholic, right?
	A day at a time.
	Exactly.
	One day at a time.
	One Nicorette stick of gum at a time.
	But this is where the competitiveness comes in, because, you know, he doesn't, he's not going to lose this.
	He's not going to smoke because then he'll have to hear too much from me.
	He's not going out like that.
	He's going to have a lot of people watching.
	Absolutely.
	Please, America, watch.
	Keep an eye on him and call me if you see him smoking.
	If you see him slip.
	Absolutely.
	If you see him slip, watch him.
	So, she makes a really ugly face, by the way, when she's talking about all this.
	And I was reminded of this clip, well, first of all, because I was thinking, boy, I'd love to smoke a cigarette, and then thought, no, no, I'm stronger than that pussy-ass president of ours.
	I was reminded of it.
	I was watching the West Wing Week, which is the reality show they put together at WhiteHouse.gov.
	Yeah, you actually watch this.
	Oh, I watch all that stuff.
	Yeah, I watch the President's Address and everything.
	So you don't have to.
	And if there's something interesting, I'll let you know about it.
	Yeah, I'd rather watch Joy Behar.
	Yeah.
	So at the very...
	With Jay Thomas.
	I saw that episode.
	So at the very end of the West Wind week, they come back with like a little epilogue, with a little clip that comes after.
	And this is part of the week was Michelle Obama's healthy meals in school initiative, which I guess there was either a presidential order or maybe some kind of bill was passed.
	But she is at the at the lectern, the podium.
	God knows where she is.
	And her her husband, you know, the guy was his name.
	Oh, yeah.
	The president.
	He's standing off to the side.
	And and she says the following.
	Been worked very hard to make sure that this bill was a priority in this session.
	And I am grateful.
	To you.
	Because I would have been sleeping on the couch.
	You know, and these jokes, he makes these jokes all the time.
	It's always joking about how Michelle is the boss.
	He's making henpeck jokes.
	But now listen to the banter as she comes back.
	But I am thrilled to be here.
	We won't go into that.
	Let's just say it got done, so we don't have to go down that road.
	But I am thrilled.
	I'm telling you, I have a feeling that she really is running a lot more than we think.
	No kidding.
	And there's one other woman in the White House who frightens me to death.
	Her mom?
	Her mom is living in the White House.
	No, no, no.
	Valerie Jarrett, who is the senior advisor Because, you know, the president had a meeting with the CEOs, and this was like a big deal meeting.
	There's nothing on C-SPAN. There's no report, no readout, no transcript.
	But Valerie Jarrett is the one doing all the interviews.
	Who the hell is this woman, and who died and made her president?
	She's coming out and saying, oh, well, yes, the president did that.
	And who is she?
	Who is she?
	And why is she in charge of so much, it appears?
	I don't like her.
	What do we know about this Valerie Jarrett from Chicago?
	Well, she's from Chicago.
	Well, let's see.
	She's a...
	I mean, for the president to have advisors...
	By the way, she also has a nasty-ass look, just to put it mildly.
	Yes, she does.
	She has a Michelle Obama look.
	Well, it's just that mean...
	She looks mean.
	I don't want to...
	No, no, she does look mean.
	And the president can have as many advisors as he wants, okay?
	That's probably a good idea.
	But why is she...
	Well, let's see, officially, she's the senior advisor and assistant to the president for public engagement and intergovernmental affairs, which means nothing.
	Right.
	Thank you.
	She's a Chicago lawyer, businesswoman, and civic leader.
	Prior to that, she was a co-chairperson of the Obama-O-Biden Transition Project.
	Right.
	Well, so she came along for the ride.
	I think that's a better name for her.
	Well, listen to a few minutes of her...
	She's born in Shiraz.
	Shiraz, where they make the wine?
	Iran.
	She's Iranian.
	Really?
	She's a Persian.
	That's why she has that look.
	Oh, interesting.
	Interesting.
	She's a mean-looking Persian.
	That's a new wrinkle.
	So, the President doesn't do any interviews about the CEO meeting.
	She comes out and she speaks to the financial press.
	Well, President Obama finishing his meeting with the CEOs not too long ago on the agenda.
	The economy, taxes, and getting companies to hire again.
	Well, let's head straight to the White House for a first on CNBC interview with White House Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett.
	Also joining us is our Chief Washington Correspondent John Howard.
	Why the fuck is that music?
	Is that to, like, accentuate that this is a presidential piece?
	Thank you so much for joining us today, Ms.
	Jared.
	It's great to have you with us.
	Thank you.
	It's a pleasure.
	Of course, lots of things on the agenda today, no trade, taxes, regulation, even innovation in getting some of all that corporate cash to work.
	What kind of commitments did the president get from these CEOs?
	Well, I think there was a complete alignment of interest.
	The CEOs who came today are very interested in getting our economy going again.
	Obviously, the president is.
	Jobs creation is his number one priority.
	I think there was a complete uniformity of interest around exports.
	Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	But this goes on for six minutes, John.
	Six minutes she's talking about everything so great in this meeting.
	How come the president doesn't come out and say something about it?
	Why is it her?
	I don't like it.
	I don't trust her and Michelle Obama.
	And I have a real problem with these two.
	And all I hear the president going is, oh, Michelle's going to kick my ass.
	Oh, I don't want to keep the first lady waiting.
	Got to get to the Christmas party.
	Help me in the doghouse.
	Yeah, I mean, this is not presidential behavior.
	It's okay to make a joke from time to time, but I think, actually, it's very...
	You could even look at it as completely anti-feminist.
	I mean, it's...
	He's actually putting her down.
	If he's not sincere, if he's not really afraid of her...
	Yeah, no, those are snide comments.
	It's nasty.
	It's nasty towards women.
	However, I actually believe he is afraid of her.
	I'm sure he is.
	She looks like the type of woman who would be one of those...
	You know, she looks tough.
	She looks like she'd take a baseball bat to him.
	Yeah, thank you.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Or like Lionel Richie's wife, who beat his ass, too.
	Yeah, there are tough, there are women out there that beat men.
	I mean, this is like, we'll be disgusted, but it's called, you know, it's husband battering.
	It happens.
	Yes.
	It's more prevalent.
	It's happening to me, John.
	She hits me all the time.
	I'm sorry.
	I just had a lot.
	To one reporter's email question about her divorce.
	We're talking about Valerie Jarrett.
	I'm reading from Wikipedia.
	Married in 1983, separated in 1987, which is not very long, and divorced in 1988.
	Enough said, in a Vogue profile, she further explained, we grew up together, we were friends since childhood, in a sense.
	He was the boy next door.
	I'm married without really appreciating how hard divorce would be.
	William Jarrett died of a sudden heart attack in 1993.
	Ooh, how convenient.
	Anyway.
	Yeah.
	It was the oysters.
	So, well, we don't know what happened to him.
	No, we don't know what happened to him, but still.
	But you know what I mean?
	I'm just keeping my eye on this, because I've heard it one time too many now.
	Oh, Michelle's going to beat me up.
	So either he really means it.
	Remember, we had...
	Hold on.
	Let me read a little more insight here.
	Sorry.
	Let me just finish.
	Remember it was Robin Givens who did the interview with Barbara Walters and in the interview she basically said Mike Tyson is beating me and everyone like freaked out and then did nothing of course for a year and until finally she did an interview somewhere and said you know it really was true the guy was beating me up.
	And I think the president is crying for help here.
	I think he is afraid.
	He's really afraid.
	Because the president, for God's sake, I can't be that much of a weenie.
	Jared continued to work in the mayor, Mayor Daley's office.
	She was the deputy chief of staff for Mayor Richard Daley, during which time she hired Michelle Robinson, a.k.a.
	Michelle Obama, and engaged Barack Obama.
	I'm telling you, these two, Michelle Obama is Obama's handler.
	And this Jarrett is the president.
	I'm telling you, why don't we just give her the job because she's acting like it?
	She's got this real interesting background.
	She keeps...
	This crop goes from here.
	Until joining the Obama administration, Jared was the CEO with what?
	She was a secretary for the Daly administration.
	She was the CEO of the Habitat Company, a real estate development and management company, which she joined in 1995.
	Yeah, she's a slumlord.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we know that.
	Jared was a member of the board of the Chicago Stock Exchange 2000 to 2007.
	Was chairman from 2000.
	What background does she have that warrants these positions?
	Sherrod's previous year's income in a 2009 report was $300,000 salary plus $550,000 in deferred compensation from the Habitat Executive Services, Inc.
	What is Habitat?
	I don't know.
	It's the real estate development company that somehow she became the CEO of.
	Well, let me just say this.
	When Bill Clinton was elected president, didn't we all just see Hillary as kind of, you know, she was a kind of cute girl in the background and took care of everything, and now she's one of the most powerful people in the universe.
	Yeah.
	And I can't put that, I just can't get beyond that.
	She used to be wife of, and then she was the scorned wife of, because clearly not hot enough, you know, Bill had to go astray with others.
	Probably a lot more than we know of.
	Well, yeah.
	Yeah.
	And then all of a sudden she's like the most powerful woman in the universe.
	You know, so I don't know, man.
	I don't know.
	Well, they're trying to sink her.
	The WikiLeaks is.
	Yep, yep, yep, yep.
	Meanwhile, as the WikiLeaks tries to sink her, the...
	Eric DeShill sent in a couple of interesting back-to-back articles that came in.
	One, of course, which is the Australians are trying to censor, quote-unquote, censor the internet.
	Oh, it's not just the Australians.
	No, let me finish.
	I'm going to get to those two.
	But my favorite thing is they're going to censor the internet because they finally decided after, what, how many years are we talking about?
	That there's too much porn and we need to protect the children.
	Don't they know that the porn wave has come and gone?
	Yeah, really.
	You know, I don't get those.
	They have to...
	I mean, I don't think...
	Well, maybe there is.
	And then now the French, apparently...
	Well, the French...
	There's another one.
	Yeah, the French are going to do a blacklist.
	So...
	And this blacklist...
	Government blacklist.
	A government blacklist.
	That's right.
	And it'll be distributed to all ISPs, and ISPs have to filter it out.
	In the UK, though, Gitmo Nation East...
	They're doing it yet a completely different way.
	They've been doing all this deep packet stuff for years now.
	Remember when that first test came out?
	And I was still living in the UK when it happened.
	So now essentially they're blocking all porn, and if you want the porn, you can opt in.
	You can contact your government, your ministry of porn, and you can get on the list if you want porn.
	And would you like kiddie porn with that?
	Yeah, sure, yeah, sure, why not?
	Okay, he's under arrest, get him.
	This is like those idiots that they put on the, you know, you've seen this, you go from country to country and they have a list, like when you come to the U.S., they have all these questions, are you a terrorist?
	Are you going to blow up the country?
	Are you going to shoot someone while you're here?
	Okay, I'll check yes.
	Have you ever been a terrorist?
	Well, here it is.
	The biggest broadband providers, including BT, British Telecom, Virgin Media, and TalkTalk, are being called to a meeting next month by Ed Valzee, the communications minister.
	And we'll be asked to change how pornography gets into homes.
	We've got to change how it gets into homes.
	Instead of using parental controls to stop access to pornography, the so-called opt-out method, the tap will be turned off at the source and adults will have to opt in.
	So I can just see it now.
	It's like, yeah, I'd like some tranny porn.
	And, well, maybe, no, this month I'll just do bisexual and some straight girl-on-girl action.
	And maybe I'll change my profile next week.
	What are these people crazy?
	And the people actually stand for this.
	This, of course, is all a part of something much more frightening.
	This is a smokescreen, please.
	The United Nations are the ones who are now pulling together and they are gearing up to do internet regulation.
	A UN initiative.
	The United Nations has been attempting to take over the internet.
	Well, hold on a second.
	They have been a little bit successful because ICANN, now they're making the moves on ICANN. This is how this whole...
	Just a little background on this.
	This began almost about 15 years ago.
	It's been a slow process.
	Well, all the processes are slow.
	This is how it works.
	Step by step by step, and eventually, we're like the frog in the boiling water.
	We don't know that we're being cooked until it's too late.
	This is how it works.
	This is what they do.
	And ICANN, who run the internet naming system, they run the domain name system.
	They actually now, I think there's a majority of Arabian board members...
	Over U.S. and Europeans.
	Those are the internet savvy Arabs.
	I'm telling you.
	It's crazy.
	They've already kind of taken over ICANN, and ICANN is, in essence, the one enabling these DNS takedowns that the Department of Homeland Security has been doing.
	And then we've got the Internet Governance Forum.
	Uh, which, uh, has its five-year mandate, expires in a week or two, and then you watch stuff that's going to happen really quickly.
	It comes right in line, by the way, with ACTA. This is all coming together at the same time, and, you know, I also read the, um, the register, the, uh, The Federal Register?
	I love reading the Federal Register.
	Because there's all kinds of groovy stuff that's in there that people don't report on.
	I mean, there are some journalists who actually read that.
	Because the Federal Register, that's...
	It's like the register, it's like the record.
	It's everything.
	It's everything the government does, right?
	On a day-to-day basis.
	Right, so Friday, the Office of the United States Trade Representative...
	Has concluded negotiations, it says here, on a proposed agreement to strengthen international cooperation, enforcement practices, and legal frameworks for addressing counterfeiting and piracy.
	USTR is requesting written comments from the public on the final text of the anti-counterfeiting trade agreement.
	So, there is a final text of ACTA. John, unless you're a lawyer, you won't understand any of it.
	I've linked to it in the show notes, of course, noagendashow.com.
	But get your comments in, people, by February 15th or whatever this thing was that was so dangerous we couldn't even know about it due to security concerns until now, apparently.
	And now it's being slipped in at the end of the year.
	Get your comments in now, otherwise it'll be enacted and it's all about basically interplanetary...
	Yeah, mostly for trademark holders and people who are content developers.
	Yeah, we're content developers.
	Yeah, I know.
	My greatest thing, my favorite thing about the content, you know, we've got to protect the content, we've got to protect the artists, is that 90% of the publishers today, if you're a writer, for example, whose content needs to be protected because you're a starving artist, as it were, They buy all your rights.
	Who does?
	The publishers.
	Well, yeah, that's the way the record companies do it, too.
	They buy all your rights.
	Yeah, you can write for us.
	We'll pay you some measly fee.
	By the way, I never signed over my rights.
	I've only done it a couple times because of the money.
	Yeah, because you were hungry.
	No, because there was a lot of money.
	But anyway, so the...
	Back in the day, apparently.
	I crank out enough stuff.
	I don't need that.
	Back in the day, apparently.
	So anyway, you sign over all your rights.
	And so now they own all the rights if they want to do a book by you.
	They essentially can do it.
	A lot of it is just ridiculous.
	And meanwhile, the argument is, well, we ought to protect all these.
	There won't be any more art, any more music.
	There won't be any more writing if we don't protect these people.
	They're not protecting anybody but these huge companies.
	Books will end.
	There will be no more books.
	There will be no movies.
	No more music.
	What will we do?
	Nothing will be left.
	No, it's true.
	And when you're the little guy, because I've sued mainstream media companies twice successfully.
	Under the Creative Commons for taking my pictures.
	But the arrogance of these people, it's like, what do you mean?
	You put it on the internet, I can publish that in a magazine.
	It's like, no, you can't.
	Well, you said it had a download link.
	I said, yeah, but it was under Creative Commons, which is, look at what it said, non-commercial.
	Oh.
	And, you know, I won like a whopping thousand euros.
	Now, if they do it again, then I'll be in a much better position.
	But it took me, it cost me, I don't know, like 8,000 to win the, you know, just to bring suit.
	They all have in-house lawyers, so it doesn't really cost them anything.
	No, it doesn't cost them anything.
	But now they know that I'm serious.
	But for anyone else to do it, they have to start all over again.
	They can use my case as jurisprudence.
	But this is not about copyright.
	It's about protecting big companies.
	There's a big difference there.
	But anyway...
	Yeah, most of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act and some of these other things and the extensions of the copyright law, that was just to protect Disney characters.
	Yeah.
	And this is why I love our model so much.
	Because, you know, we don't have to hire lawyers.
	We don't have to have meetings.
	It doesn't matter.
	Yeah.
	It will matter even less once all these censorship operations get put into play and somebody just kicks the no agenda thing off the air completely and takes our websites down and says, oh, that's interesting.
	Oh, we thought it was porn.
	Sorry.
	No agenda sounds like porn.
	It has the word no in it.
	Yeah.
	So what are we going to do when that happens?
	How are we going to make money?
	How are we going to pay the rent?
	I guess we're going to write some...
	I'm just going to be begging on the ham...
	No, I can't do that.
	It's illegal.
	I can't do that, by the way.
	You can't beg on the ham frequencies.
	On the ham network, you can't say anything.
	You can't solicit?
	You can't...
	Speaking of soliciting...
	My goodness, hold on a second.
	I should play the jingle here.
	You know, the United Nations has proclaimed 2010 the year of biodiversité.
	It's kind of the end of the year.
	Don't you proclaim the year in advance?
	Well, I think they needed some PR and it was a slow news week.
	So they said, hey, let's crank up 2010.
	Maybe it's just they were saying, you know, hey, wow, so much happened in biodiversité in 2010.
	It's almost like an award.
	It's like the Oscars.
	Well, 2010, if there was anything on everybody's lips, it was biodiversité.
	And so what do they do, John?
	What do you do when you're trying to promote an agenda?
	You've got to hire you a celebrity.
	Oh yeah, you have to have some actor.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So who did we get?
	Clooney would be the guy you want, of course.
	Well, if Clooney wasn't available because he's like doing something for Sudan...
	Then you can get a young guy, who has his own agenda, by the way, which is kind of interesting.
	Now, they've got Edward Norton.
	Do you know Edward Norton?
	Yeah, yeah, the Fight Club.
	Nobody talks about the Fight Club.
	Exactly, exactly.
	I don't get Edward Norton.
	He's a leading man, but he's a leading man as a character actor, kind of.
	I mean, he's not a Clooney.
	No, he's no Clooney.
	However, he has some interesting aspects to him, which I'll get into.
	But first, let's listen to him as he is the ambassador, the United Nations ambassador to biodiversity.
	Hello, I'm Edward Norton, the United Nations goodwill ambassador for biodiversity.
	That sounds so hot.
	He also has a very high-pitched feminine voice.
	For biodiversity, why wouldn't you go with a multi-culti type person?
	Yeah, like Shakira.
	Well, yeah.
	Shakira.
	You know, if Shakira was ambassador, you'd have my attention.
	Oh, really?
	Now we got Edward Norton.
	All right.
	Hello, I'm Edward Norton, the United Nations Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity.
	Many people around the world remain totally unaware that the Earth is losing its incredible array of plant and animal life at an unprecedented and alarming rate.
	John, were you aware of this?
	It's an ongoing process.
	Unprecedented and alarming rate.
	It's very precedented.
	It's alarming.
	It's not alarming.
	It's common.
	The dangers to our global biodiversity and the impact this will have on human society are clearly spelled out in a major report issued earlier this year by the United Nations Convention on Biological Diversity.
	Oh!
	Remember we read that report?
	Yep.
	Clearly spelled out.
	I have an idea.
	Let's shut down the United Nations.
	I think the right-wingers back in the 60s were right.
	It's too late for that, man.
	They're everywhere.
	It's integrated in everything.
	Forget about it.
	It's not happening.
	And besides, are you against Edward Norton?
	What you got against Edward, man?
	I like Edward Norton.
	I think he's a fun actor to watch.
	I've always enjoyed his movies.
	You won't like him after I'm done with him.
	This report stresses that if we continue with business as usual, we will soon reach a tipping point.
	Tipping point!
	Business as usual!
	Tipping point!
	Business as usual!
	Business as usual!
	John, I'd like to continue business as usual so we can pay bills.
	Is that allowed or is Edward saying we can't do that anymore?
	No more business as usual!
	Tipping point!
	And irreversible damage to the major ecosystems that support life on our planet.
	Oh!
	To stop this relentless loss, we must confront the indifference and often ignorance of the importance of biodiversity.
	That's you.
	Ignorant man.
	You're so ignorant.
	Yes, the ignorance of biodiversity.
	This is why the United Nations declared 2010 the International Year of Biodiversity.
	More than ever, humanity needs to reconnect with nature, and we must demand that our leaders accept special responsibility for this.
	A new vision is urgently needed, and the time for action is now.
	What's urgently needed is just practicing on a teleprompter.
	Well, here it comes.
	This is where it gets interesting.
	Without exception, as a family of people committed to protect life on Earth.
	You can start to make a difference today by checking out www.crowdrise.com to read about some- Go to that website and I'll let them finish up.
	Fantastic organizations that are working to support the preservation of biodiversity.
	And you can visit www.cbd.int backslash 2010.
	Yeah, snappy.
	Yeah, so crowdrise.com.
	Crowdrise.
	And I'm like- Crowdrise.
	What is Crowdrise?
	Lots and lots of contests in tomorrow after your hair is perfect.
	Please spend the rest of your day checking out the holiday campaigns for...
	So CrowdRise is a front.
	It's a front.
	Now check this out.
	CrowdRise is a front.
	For the Network for Good.
	So CrowdRise is kind of like a Kickstarter for charity projects.
	And this CrowdRise, which you'll notice is not a non-profit, takes 5% of every piece of money you run through their website, which is nothing more than a website, in front of Network for Good, which is the clearinghouse for all online benefit products.
	Donation transactions.
	There's a Ponzi scheme of taking money, which eventually never gets to Haiti.
	What is the Haiti thing again?
	No, all the money for Haiti.
	I'm not doing a Haiti thing.
	I'm just saying all the money for Haiti ran through this.
	These guys do all the transactions for the SMS, text messaging.
	And this guy, Norton, is shilling for the front for this company.
	Which is purely a profit-driven organization.
	And he's getting all kinds of other celebrities to do, like, oh, we've got Will Ferrell.
	Isn't he funny?
	Oh, he has sun lotion with him naked on it.
	To raise some money.
	But all this money just stirs around in the pot and goes to all these NGOs and so-called non-profits.
	And, you know, no one ever tracks and sees what happens with it.
	Witness Haiti.
	September 2009, the CrowdRise team, which includes Edward Norton.
	He's been with him for a while.
	Oh, yeah.
	Edward Norton, Shauna Robertson, and Robert and Jeffro Wolf created a super unique campaign to raise money for the Massal Wireless Conservation Trust during a New York City marathon.
	It was super unique.
	Yay!
	Exactly.
	Here's another one.
	In October, they raised $1.2 million for the Maasai Wilderness Conservation Trust.
	They were raising money left and right, these guys.
	And they take 5% of everything.
	That's a lot of money, man.
	5% for setting up a website?
	I'm sorry.
	Well, then it goes to the other operation, which probably takes a huge chunk, too.
	Well, the other operation, which did $119 million in 2010 and $2 million in salaries.
	The CEO makes a quarter million.
	Whatever.
	But this brings me to an astounding revelation.
	Because, and I think it was two or three shows ago, I said, you know, all these royalties, like the Queen of England and the Queen of the Netherlands, these are the true evil people you've got to look out for.
	I think there's one guy who actually is not evil, and it kind of explains why we have this big hype about Prince William and Kate Middleton.
	So I read in the, and this all comes down to biodiversity, but in a different way.
	I read in the mail online, fine Gitmo Nation East publication from Max Hastings.
	He is, why are you sighing?
	I'm sorry, but I just, when I look at this CrowdRise site, I see this royalty page.
	But listen, Prince Charles has written a new book.
	And the book is...
	Hold on a second.
	Harmony is the title of the book.
	I purchased it based upon this article...
	From this guy in the Daily Mail who basically says, I hope the prince, Prince Charles, dies before his mom does so that he can never become king.
	I'm like, this is very interesting.
	Maybe I should read this article.
	Why is this guy basically saying Prince Charles should die?
	And the reason why is the Prince's book, this Harmony book, he's against GM food.
	He's calling for a revolution against the westernized mechanistic approach to science.
	He says, you know, yeah, science, okay, but it's not the end-all to be-all.
	It's really some interesting stuff in this book.
	I'm about three chapters into it because I only got it yesterday.
	Well, they got rid of his wife first.
	Exactly.
	I'm saying it's obvious.
	They've got to get William hitched up so that he can have a queen.
	And I fear for Prince Charles' life.
	This guy, he's talking about we need a balance.
	We need a balance in the way we live our life.
	We definitely shouldn't just trust the science being in.
	While you're at it, that little interesting episode over there by the theater the other day, where they threw shit at his car and crashed his windows, and there was all the BBC reports, well, I don't know where security was.
	Well, security dropped the ball.
	That's the old, we were following this with a couple of other people in the past.
	I think Obama's one of them, where they all of a sudden show, you know, hey, you know, we can walk right next to you just to show you that your security's useless, so you maybe should shut up.
	In this article, this guy says he compromises the royal family as a courtier.
	I guess that's someone who walks around the palace said to me, you shouldn't worry about this.
	Charles knows that from the day he becomes king, he must keep his mouth shut.
	But in the same week, one of the prince's intimate circle privately said, the nation is ready for a visionary monarchy.
	I believe that if the prince and those around him think any such thing, Charles would hit trouble as fast and hard as a truck crashing into a wall when he's occupant of the throne.
	A lot of interesting little subtexts.
	Oh yeah, like truck crashing wall.
	Oh yeah, oh yeah.
	I'm trying to find the exact passage, but...
	Here's another thing he says.
	Prince Charles writes in his book, if we continue to engineer the extinction of the last remaining indigenous traditional societies, we eliminate one of the last remaining sources of wisdom.
	It's really cool.
	In his book, he's got illustrations of sacred symbols.
	I mean, he's like...
	A crackpot, almost.
	Well, you know, I think his wife got him into a lot of this stuff.
	I'm sure she did.
	Not Camilla, but you mean Diana.
	Yeah, Diana.
	I mean, I think one of the reasons they wanted to get rid of her was because of her landmine thing.
	Right.
	I mean, she was one of the biggest proponents of banning these devices, you know, and they're moneymakers, billions of dollars worth of these things.
	They're all over the place.
	You know, she was doomed.
	It's very, very interesting.
	And you should read this article, too.
	You could be right.
	Just because a guy's like a royalty doesn't mean he's a jerk.
	No, well, I think he's always been portrayed as a doofus, right?
	Yeah.
	The big ears.
	They always had him falling off the horse.
	Right.
	I have to admit, this is pretty lame.
	You know, and the ears are unfortunate.
	But they've always made him out to be a total douchebag dickhead.
	And I think the guy is actually probably just a decent dude.
	And if he really wrote this book, and as I said, I got it yesterday, based upon this article.
	What's the name of the book?
	It's called Harmony, and it needs to be at noagendabooks.com.
	And then all of a sudden, it's like, why this huge obsession with William and Kate?
	I'm like, well, of course, you know, they need to get them in place, then Charles has to have an unfortunate accident.
	I hate to say it.
	And William, who's the perfect patsy, because his mom, you know, first you got sympathy for him because of his mom, and now you have double sympathy for him, and he's a good kid, good-looking guy, and the whole thing, yeah, he's the perfect king.
	And, you know, I know who does what he's told.
	Apparently, yeah.
	So the final line in this article, anyone who reads the Prince of Wales' new book will have little doubt that the chief peril to our royal institution in the decades ahead lies within his well-meaning, muddled, woolly head.
	This was the criticism, right?
	Yeah, this is the criticism of him.
	Ha ha!
	Track that guy.
	He's with MI6. Let's see.
	What else has he written?
	Max Hastings.
	Sounds familiar for some reason.
	I'm sure he's...
	Probably code.
	Yeah, probably is.
	Battle of Hastings.
	There's got to be something in there.
	There's got to be some kind of code.
	So I was moaning a minute ago about crowd rights because they have the same thing we do.
	They conferred knighthoods on here.
	Yeah, they've got barons.
	Yeah, only they got more extra.
	Well, we're going to put Barron's up.
	Yeah.
	But they've got doctors.
	You can get a doctor.
	You can get a czar.
	Oh, shoot.
	They got sirs and dames.
	That's what I said.
	That's why I was moaning.
	Oh, man.
	Stop being our idea.
	Except they're keeping the money.
	And guess who the only sir and dame is?
	There's only two of them.
	There are two dames, and one of them is Barbra Streisand.
	Yeah, of course.
	Well, this is like a Hollywood thing.
	This is one of these Hollywood networks.
	Oh, yes, we'll get...
	But it's the same Hollywood douchebags who sat there and performed for Haiti and then went back on their merry little way and don't give a crap if any of the money ever got there or that the people are still living in tented areas.
	As Bill Clinton says, tented areas.
	Yeah, slum tent camps.
	Douchebag.
	Just really gets my goat.
	Yeah, I'm very aware of the fact that you're irked by this.
	And wasn't that a Clooney production as well?
	Clooney had something to do with it.
	By the way, President Obama snubbed sources reveal, this is real news here, as he apparently has not been invited to the royal wedding.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I heard that.
	Well, you know why?
	It's because he gave Tony Blair, no, who is it, Cameron?
	He gave him like a DVD set and an iPod.
	Oh, right.
	Duh.
	He gave him that lame gift.
	Duh.
	Hey, look at that desk you're behind, douchebag.
	That came from England.
	You know, that was one of our ships at sea.
	No, actually, the DVDs were all, and also we figured the DVDs were country coded.
	The wrong region code.
	So the region wouldn't work.
	What is this?
	These don't even work.
	Screw that guy.
	Don't invite him to anything.
	Have you seen our president's desk, by the way?
	There's nothing on it, ever.
	There's nothing on it.
	There's a phone on it.
	That's all that's ever on it.
	Does he ever sit at that desk?
	Apparently.
	You know, the sign of an empty desk?
	Empty nest?
	Empty desk, empty mind.
	Seriously.
	How can you not?
	He doesn't have a picture of the kids.
	Every single president...
	I can do my desk story there.
	Every single president has had a picture of a desk, a picture of his kids, a wife, or the family on his desk.
	He has stuff on the desk.
	This has nothing on the desk.
	Nothing.
	Maybe he doesn't like the desk.
	I've never seen him sign anything.
	He's always signing someplace else.
	No, no, no.
	You do not watch the West Wing Week.
	He has been signing three or four.
	He signed four presidential proclamations at the desk this week.
	And he even says, there's a lot of pens.
	It's a lot of pens to sign this.
	Because he has to do, like, use 20 pens.
	Yeah, you got to do B. No wonder the guy's busy.
	Grab another pen.
	A. Yeah, the guy's too busy signing with pens.
	By the way, why don't they end that stupid idea?
	Why didn't the president just have some balls and say, look, this began, I don't know when it began, I don't think Roosevelt was doing that, I just see old movies, he just signed it.
	I think it began with, it wasn't Reagan, it may have been Carter, I don't know who it was.
	Whoever it was came up with this idea.
	Honestly, I've never seen Clinton do that.
	I never saw Clinton do that.
	He just signed stuff, like a man.
	Boom!
	I don't recall him doing it at all, but this is like, everyone has to have a piece of history, and he's like, one dot, next pen.
	One loop, next pen.
	It's stupid.
	It is.
	And it makes you look like an idiot.
	Yeah.
	It makes him look like an idiot.
	Yeah.
	No, they should stop this practice completely.
	What's the point?
	Oh, I have to have, can I have a pen, because I co-authored the bill.
	Hey, go all co-author something else.
	Why don't you spend your time doing some real work instead of looking for pen collectibles, you idiot.
	So they've been doing that at the desk.
	But you put it on eBay the next day?
	Yeah.
	But the desk is empty.
	The desk is empty.
	Okay, you had a desk story?
	Yeah, I think it'd be boring.
	Okay.
	Wow, if you even think it's going to be boring.
	More interesting, I got a couple of clips that'd be good.
	I wanted to play, this is what I wanted to play on a couple of shows ago, the Italy clip.
	This explains kind of what was happening with Berlusconi and the hot chick for people in the United States, because we never got the full story.
	Well, wait a minute, he has like five hot chicks that he's put into government.
	Yeah, but this is the hot chick that's responsible for the most recent situation, the 17-year-old hottie.
	And this is kind of the background on that, but it has a punchline at the end which had me kind of going, huh?
	Play it.
	We'll give a proper response.
	The Prime Minister has been weakened by defections from his coalition, but what brought this crisis to a head was the latest scandal.
	A girl called Ruby, also known as the Heartbreaker, attended one of Berlusconi's parties.
	She was a 17-year-old dancer.
	Her age wasn't the only problem.
	When she ran into trouble with the law, Sylvia Berlusconi called the police himself, claiming incorrectly she was a relative of the Egyptian president.
	One time allies deserted him, saying he was damaging the reputation of Italy.
	I'm thinking, that is the reputation of Italy.
	How is he damaging it?
	That's all they do is drive around on scooters going, ciao.
	He's damaging the reputation?
	I'm thinking, whoa, are you kidding me?
	That's kind of what I like about Italy, though.
	I don't understand the whole problem.
	It's like, we know that Italians have always been about sex.
	Sex and good food.
	Yeah.
	Pretty much.
	And wine.
	And Mussolini.
	And wine.
	Detail.
	Once in a while things start to fall apart so they bring in a Mussolini who gets the trains working on time and thinks he's a hot shot and then joins up with Hitler and the next thing you know World War II breaks out.
	But except for those moments.
	Thank you everyone who noticed my Eddie reference.
	What was it?
	Ciao.
	It's a long story.
	If you don't know the comedian, then it doesn't work for you.
	Eddie Izzard.
	Do you know Eddie Izzard?
	No.
	Oh yeah, I do know Eddie Izzard.
	Eddie Izzard's amazing.
	Amazing comedian.
	So anyway, I just thought that was a little backgrounder people needed.
	Another backgrounder I've got on here.
	I don't really have any meaningful clips this week or this show.
	But there's one that you should know about it called Hooters.
	Play it.
	You took me by surprise not knowing which one to hit.
	Here we go.
	The National Organization for Women says Hooters should not serve minors.
	The group's California chapter filed suit today claiming the restaurants are adult entertainment establishments now says recent attempts by Hooters to promote a family-friendly environment violates state law.
	The girls there have no more Hooters.
	What is bullcrap?
	How is that adult energy?
	Have you ever been to a Hooters?
	Yes, it's boring and horrible food.
	The food is mediocre and the place usually doesn't smell the best.
	The girls are, you know...
	They're flat chested now.
	They used to have, like, huge boobs.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
	You are incorrect, sir.
	I keep tabs on this because they had that whole lawsuit about, oh, if I have flat chest, I can't be at Hooters.
	And then the pendulum swang entirely the other direction.
	Now, whenever you see Hooters girls, they're flat chested to maybe B-cup.
	They ruined an institution.
	Well, I've been wondering about this.
	Well, they've been suing the National Organization of Women, which is a...
	Who, by the way, don't care if the president is ragging on his own wife, making jokes.
	Right, they should say something.
	But they've been against Hooters for years, and I'm absolutely sure that it's only because of the name.
	They find it an offensive term, Hooters.
	Whereas, by the way, Hooters means owls.
	Yeah.
	That's their whole logo.
	It's two owls.
	Yeah, no, there's no double entendre.
	No way.
	Jeez.
	It's about the owls.
	It's a bohemian club.
	It's owls.
	It's a bohemian club.
	Yeah, okay.
	Now you're taking it too far.
	So, anyway, so I just found that to be offensive.
	Well, I find it especially offensive when no one says anything about this consistent joking about your wife beating you up.
	Either she's beating you up or not.
	Yeah.
	She's obviously beating him up.
	She probably pounds him.
	He probably has to send the other Obama in once in a while to take a beating.
	So he matches.
	So I think we do need to touch, because we have the website, noagendafoots.com.
	Oh, yeah.
	Doggone it.
	If you didn't say it right now, I would have forgotten again.
	I would have forgotten again.
	That's why we don't do meetings, because we forget to do all the good stuff.
	But yet another foot was found up there in Washington State.
	And this was a child's foot.
	Either a child or a woman.
	With a shoe.
	With a shoe, but it was not a sports shoe.
	Do you remember what kind of shoe it was?
	It was a Buster Brown shoe.
	It was just a shoe.
	I don't know.
	But now the articles that are coming out are actually headlines like, Crime Wave in Washington State?
	Crime Wave has been going on for five years.
	It's been like foot after foot has been washing up on shore.
	And there's no missing persons to associate it with.
	It's just nobody bitching about having their feet chopped off and sent to sea.
	Hey man, my foot's at sea.
	It was a right foot, but just a couple months ago we had a left foot, right?
	You know what I'm convinced this is?
	Of course I could be wrong.
	I could be wrong.
	I'm probably wrong.
	I think somebody's taking cadavers that they have at some medical school or someplace just before they send them back to be cremated or buried.
	Because you give your body to science and they cut you up.
	That's ridiculous.
	Putting a shoe on it and then dropping it off on it.
	Alright, it's a college prank.
	There you go.
	It's a college prank.
	I'm convinced of it.
	That's good.
	Here's what will happen next.
	A hand with a glove.
	If they want to take it to the next level.
	They should.
	They should take it to that level.
	They won't do the hand with the glove because there's fingerprints involved.
	I think they still get prints off of a...
	Oh, by the way...
	Nobody does footprints.
	Don't they do...
	Yeah, don't they do footprints at birth anymore?
	They took my footprints when I was born.
	I don't know that they do.
	And besides that, I don't think there's...
	I don't know who does it.
	Is there a database of them?
	Oh, yeah.
	Are you kidding me?
	Well, they haven't found any...
	I don't know.
	The boot was size 6.
	It was an Ozark Trail brand.
	Sold by Walmart in the years 2004 to 2005.
	So it's like, according to the article, a likely clue the crime was committed numerous years ago.
	What do you mean?
	This foot has been drifting around for years?
	That's bullcrap.
	I say hand in glove next.
	What's a foot?
	Noagendafoots.com is where we're tracking the body parts others don't.
	We're the only national or international show that tracks this story.
	International show, yes.
	International.
	I love that.
	I love that.
	So we had an interesting case of, well, you know what, I should probably play the jingle for you.
	All aboard!
	Trains good, planes bad!
	Woo-hoo!
	This is as reported by ABC, which of course they have a new news president over there at ABC whose sister is just like Valerie Jarrett, one of the women running the president, one of his handlers.
	So you know that ABC News is compromised and as is Transportation Security Administration as a gun got through.
	Listen to the reports.
	Today, counter-terrorism officials warned about threats from Al-Qaeda during this holiday season.
	Just want to remind you, we were the first ones who told you about the threats from Al-Qaeda.
	Did we not, John?
	Did we not tell you that this holiday season you're going to get blowed up?
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, we can make a loop.
	And in just one week, the Christmas travel crunch will be in full swing with the enhanced pat-downs and the full-body screenings.
	By the way, notice the meme there.
	They've changed it from full-body scanners to full-body screenings.
	This is a new one.
	We're slipping in there.
	It's ABC News.
	Totally compromised organization.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Good catch.
	That was put in by the government.
	Totally.
	It's talking points.
	But tonight, Brian Ross investigates, can weapons still slip through security?
	In the midst of last year's Christmas travel period, TSA screeners at Houston's Bush Airport somehow managed to miss a loaded, high-powered Glock pistol in an empty computer carry-on bag.
	This is what it would have looked like.
	Authorities tell ABC News it happens all the time.
	Screeners asleep at the screen.
	With a determined and sophisticated enemy like Al Qaeda, that should be very troubling news indeed.
	Just so you know, Al-Qaeda, very sophisticated, live in the desert.
	Oh, sophisticated, yeah, crotch bomber.
	Incredibly sophisticated.
	Yeah, shoe bombs that don't blow up.
	Sophisticated, Al-Qaeda, Al-Qaeda, very sophisticated.
	In fact, the owner of the gun in Houston boarded a continental flight and flew to his destination before realizing the gun was in his carry-on bag.
	I mean, this is not a small gun.
	It's a.40 caliber gun.
	Houston businessman.
	Have you ever heard of a.40 caliber gun?
	Is that a 9mm?
	No, no.
	You have.38 caliber,.40 caliber?
	Is that a 9mm,.40 caliber?
	No, it's a 9mm.
	It's not.40 caliber.
	It's a 9mm.
	No, I don't know of a.40 caliber.
	I've never heard of a.40 caliber, ever.
	Well, it may be code.
	Hold on a second.
	.40 caliber.
	Does anyone know, chat room might know,.40 caliber.
	I've never heard of that.
	I know.38s, and I know.9mm.
	45?
	I know a.45 caliber.
	Well, there's a.40 caliber.
	If you look it up, the Glock 22.
	The Glock has a.40 caliber.
	Oh, okay.
	The Glock 22 is a.40 caliber.
	But it could mess you up.
	I would think.
	It's a machine gun.
	Fareed Seif, who carries a gun because he works late, says he forgot to unpack it before.
	Hey, you know, I work late.
	Can I carry a gun?
	He needed a gun because he works late, but this guy is very, very interesting, by the way.
	Well, I think I can tell you what the story's about after we listen to it.
	As soon as he landed, astounded at the security lapse.
	There's nothing else in there.
	How can you miss it?
	You cannot miss it.
	The failures of TSA screeners to spot guns and other dangerous items is a closely held government secret.
	Results from the most recent so-called Red Team tests by the Government Accountability Office were apparently so bad they are classified to the outrage of congressional critics.
	How many times did they fail?
	The public has a right to know those bottom-line results.
	A person briefed on the latest results told ABC News the failure rate approached 70% at some major airports.
	And two weeks ago...
	So now you're starting to think, wait a minute, this is a great article.
	They're holding back information.
	They're not telling us about the failure rate.
	Now you're thinking, oh my God, oh my God, what's going on?
	What are we going to do about it?
	TSA director John Pisto told reporters that at some airports, every single test gun, bomb part, or knife got past screeners.
	Now, Pistoli would not come out and admit this without a reason.
	You agree with me there, don't you, John?
	Absolutely.
	Unfortunately, in many instances, they've been 100% successful in getting through.
	And despite billions of dollars spent on equipment, the last line of defense remains individual TSA screeners faced with an often mind-numbing task.
	Okay, so that's where it is.
	There's about to be a request for triple the amount of human resources.
	Well, yeah, there's not enough people working for TS. That's what it is.
	This is all about, you know what, the shifts are too long here.
	We don't pay them very much money.
	We don't pay them very much.
	They're tired.
	We train them very well.
	This agency is a nightmare.
	Oh, yeah.
	And you get what you get.
	You get what you get.
	We need to, John, I think we need to step up training.
	We need to bring more human resources in.
	We gotta pay him more.
	We gotta treat him with respect.
	We gotta give him guns.
	That is next.
	I guarantee you.
	In the case of that Houston gun owner, he says while his pistol sailed past the screener, the woman behind him was stopped for having liquids in her bag.
	What?
	Water.
	They had water.
	You've got to stop them.
	Yeah, no, but they wind it up with that little joke just to set your mind at ease.
	But the message is we need more of them, and we better get them in quickly, and we need to train them, and we need to pay them more because, gosh darn it, it's to save the children.
	And now, on top of all of that, the United States Postal Service, did you hear about this?
	This is phenomenal.
	So they lost $8 billion last year.
	How do they do that?
	Oh, wait, let me guess.
	When I was a kid, the post office guy usually had this little rolling thing and he'd roll around and he'd have bags full of mail and he'd go from door to door pushing it and walking all the distance.
	Now they have, let's see, they have minivans that they drive around and they're all in cars.
	They drive from house to house, door to door.
	Those kind of expenses, I suppose, would add up?
	I mean, as we've discussed on this program in the past, and as we've corroborated with people listening to this program, they're so heavily unionized, and of course the internet has this little thing called the internet, which has kind of taken away the whole need for a lot of mail.
	They have people sitting in rooms doing nothing getting paid.
	They literally sit in a room for eight hours just doing nothing.
	So what can we do if we have all these vans driving around?
	Well, someone came up with a really good idea.
	And we're going to put sensors on all of the mail trucks and cars to transmit information about weather and air pollutants and climate change.
	And boy, they'll be able to rent out...
	The trucks for other companies to put sensors on as they drive around.
	These will be fantastic data gathering.
	It's an army of data gathering devices.
	Where did you get this story?
	From the New York Times.
	Man, I missed that one.
	That's a beauty.
	Isn't this amazing?
	What a crock.
	Yeah, so we'll put all kinds of sensors and...
	Oh, here.
	A system like this could also detect gaps in cell tower coverage, weak radio and television signals.
	The data could help provide uninterrupted communication services and promote more efficient use of broadcast spectrum.
	I tell you what, Google's going to be renting these fuckers.
	Google is going to be putting shit on these trucks.
	They're going to be sniffing your wireless.
	They'll be doing everything you don't want.
	Driving through your neighborhood every single day.
	It's right here in black and white.
	Unbelievable.
	By the way, I was just reading the forum on the.40.
	A lot of people like the.40 caliber round.
	For what purpose?
	Apparently it's a good stopper.
	It's just short of a.45 for stopping somebody.
	A lot of people prefer it over the 9mm.
	And everybody makes one, not just Glock.
	I like a Glock 9.
	That's my personal stopper of choice.
	No, I jest, actually.
	The Walther P99 is a 40.
	I like my double-barrel, side-by-side shotgun.
	Shotgun's the way to go.
	I've got birdshot, and I've got a 20-gauge.
	You can also put salt in it instead of birdshot.
	No, I just got the 20-gauge with the birdshot, and it's great because the bullet goes in one end, it's pretty obvious, and you just have to aim in the general vicinity of the issue, and the problem is over.
	It's actually a shell.
	Shell, yeah.
	Well, I call it a bullet because it doesn't matter.
	But as we all know, a handgun is only there to be used for you to protect yourself while you get your rifle or shotgun.
	That's the real stopper you want.
	I'm sorry.
	I was just going to finalize your commentary on the security thing.
	I think you're right.
	We should put on the prediction list the TSA people will be carrying guns.
	It will be eventually the biggest agency in the country.
	It seems to be unstoppable.
	They will be paid more than you and I together.
	They're already making $70,000.
	$70,000 or $80,000.
	Which is not great.
	But it's more than we're making on the show so far.
	Yes.
	Especially the end of the year here.
	You think our numbers would go up.
	Yeah.
	So we are actually lower than TSA employees on the income scale.
	In more ways than one, probably.
	All right, I'm going to hit it now.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Well, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
	By the way, I noticed our donations have gone down in direct proportion, by the way, with you singing.
	What the hell is that?
	I've always...
	I'm telling you, I have been...
	I've always been singing on the show.
	How much you sing on the show, you sing at the beginning of the show, today you sung a couple of times.
	I'm always singing on the show.
	You've been singing more and more, and the donations have been going lower and lower.
	Well, then I'm just going to get it all out.
	No, wait, no.
	What?
	No, now you have to...
	Obviously, there's a connection, so you have to sing more.
	Oh, here we go.
	Hold on a second.
	I have to sing more?
	It's only going to hurt it more?
	No, it's like a threat.
	Okay, here it is.
	Slaves!
	Builds the pyramids!
	Slaves!
	Builds the Parthenon!
	Slaves!
	Okay, okay, stop.
	Slaves!
	So, take some voice lessons.
	You're in L.A. There's plenty of coaches.
	So you're actually blaming me for...
	No, I'm not blaming you.
	I'm blaming your singing.
	I think the problem is, since you stopped doing Hawaii Five Oclipse, donations have gone down.
	Atlanta, Georgia.
	We got a no name.
	We got no names on these people.
	It's so bad.
	Not only are people not donating, the people who are don't want anyone else to know about it.
	It's Christopher Miller, Atlanta, Georgia.
	No, my spreadsheet was shifted off one cell.
	All right, all right.
	Atlanta, Georgia, $111.11.
	Richard Gardner, Brisbane.
	Queensland, Australia, $100.
	A long overdue contribution.
	I'm a Scottish resource living in Oz temporarily.
	Love the show.
	Looking for a de-douching to clear my conscience.
	No problem.
	You've been de-douched.
	Keep up the good work.
	He's a new donor.
	Tyler Glaze, who has an email message.
	Did you get his email message?
	Yes, I did.
	In fact, I love how this worked because I saw the message that he sent an email and all I did is went into my brand new cloudless system and I was able to retrieve it in seconds.
	In the morning to you, Adam and John, I'm a New World Order slave and a donor, not a boner.
	I would like to ask for some karma for my five-year-old nephew, Ralphie, who is suffering from some serious health problems and will probably be spending Christmas in the hospital this year.
	Poor little booger.
	I love him.
	Well, of course, we're going to hit him with some karma.
	You've got karma.
	Also, if you could get a shout-out for my podcast about the demon drink called The Drinkin' Show over at thedrinkinshow.com.
	That's drinkin' with no G. That would be great.
	Science is in.
	Your show rocks, he says.
	Right, he's in Fraser Park, California.
	He gave us $62.
	Thomas Griffith, Basking Ridge, New Jersey, 51.
	Double Nickels on the Dime, 55.10.
	Friends from the Alternative Acres in Munith, Michigan.
	Or Munith?
	Munith, it's got to be.
	M-U-N-I-T-H. Munith.
	Double Nickels on the Dime.
	Just made a few sales.
	Relaunched the website, thezombiereportingcenter.com, which Adam will probably follow.
	Hey, I like that.
	You have decided to donate the profits to our favorite podcast.
	Thanks for all you do.
	Please do not use my name when I didn't.
	Ta-da!
	Just refer to us as your friends from Alternative Acres.
	Also a link to ZombieReportingCenter.com would be awesome.
	Awesome, dude.
	Let me put that in.
	ZombieReportingCenter.com.
	Love it.
	Love it, love it, love it.
	Then we have Snorresteen.
	Snorre.
	Snorre from the North Pole.
	Snorresteen.
	Who's in the North Pole.
	He gave us 5, 4, 3, 2.
	Great work on deconstructing WikiLeaks.
	Really enjoyed it.
	Somebody has to do it.
	Really enjoyed No Agenda 261.
	Looking forward to seeing you here in the high Arctic.
	We have to get up there and we will.
	We have a standing invitation to go up there and it looks so beautiful.
	Yeah, we could probably shoot a carapoo while we're up there.
	I think we could probably shoot us some Norwegians.
	Maybe we've got to shoot some...
	No, we have to shoot the Swedes when you're out there.
	That's right, and the Danes.
	Everybody hates the Danes.
	No one likes the Danes.
	Well, shoot us some Danes.
	Sorry for those of you listening.
	And where's our Danish contributions?
	No, we've had a few.
	They all speak English.
	We've had a few in the past.
	We've had a few.
	Okay, good.
	I like, of all those countries, people want to go traveling.
	I'm just a little off topic here.
	But if you're going to go traveling, and you're American, you're kind of like, oh, I don't know how to go to Germany.
	They have to speak German.
	I don't want to go to Portugal.
	I have to speak Portuguese.
	None of this is absolutely true, but...
	If you go to the Scandinavian countries or the Nordic countries, that would include the beautiful town of Copenhagen, also Sweden, not so much Finland, but definitely Sweden, Copenhagen, Denmark.
	Get to the point, man.
	What are you trying to say?
	They all speak English.
	Everyone speaks English.
	That's the tongue that they use.
	That's the language they use to speak to each other.
	Everybody speaks English.
	You can go to these countries with no problem.
	Right.
	Kyle Boj in Chaska, Minnesota.
	5151.
	Received my 42 coin, finally.
	Here's my cereal.
	051 plus $50, 5151.
	Could Adam please play the Hot Pockets as it is now on.
	Oops.
	Hot Pockets.
	Ready?
	Hit it.
	Hot Pockets.
	As it is my ringtone, and I get confused if it's a message or in the show.
	Well, what good is that?
	Well, you know, this reminds me, you're watching TV, and they happen to have your ringtone on the TV show, and it freaks you out.
	The amount of times I've heard our music, our opening music, even on the See Something, Say Something videos, in some, like on the Marta, which is the...
	Is that the Atlanta?
	I think it's the Atlanta transit system.
	Metropolitan Atlanta.
	Oh, right, right.
	Yeah, Marta.
	They use this music.
	They use this one.
	Here it is.
	If you see something, say something.
	They use that music because it's like from a library.
	It's like royalty-free shit.
	And you hear that, and what's funny is a lot of people hear that stuff and go, hey man, they stole that from Noah Jamba.
	Or we're just using the same sorry shit everyone else is using.
	So we've got Ricky Pearson, Laurie Corpy, who are both on a knighthood layaway.
	We'll mention them when their name comes up.
	Jason Carney, Columbus, Ohio, 50 bucks.
	Special request for John.
	He wants a ringtone for his phone and loves my extemporaneous voices.
	Huh.
	John, using your effeminate voice, I don't know if he's talking about...
	My voice where I'm the guy who is the music instructor on The Simpsons?
	That guy?
	Or what is that voice I do?
	A woman's voice?
	Kind of an English voice?
	He wants me to say, I'm a fancy, fancy Englishman!
	Or does he want me to...
	Sorry, I thought you were a MILF. I'm a...
	I don't know what a feminine voice he's talking about.
	Maybe it's just my regular voice.
	I don't think you have to do much.
	I'm a fancy, fancy Englishman.
	That could be it.
	Wow, it's not like he donated $1,000, John.
	No, he didn't.
	I'm only going to give...
	That's it, Jason.
	And you've got to be more specific.
	Jason Dozier, another Jason.
	Back-to-back Jason's Kansas City, Kansas.
	That's a double shot of Jason's for you, everybody.
	Hey, hey!
	George Vanderhurst.
	Yeah.
	George Van Der Herzen, Cat, again, Cat.
	Cat's house.
	Didn't we do this as the last show?
	He may be back.
	Cat's beer house.
	Cat's house.
	Cat's house.
	Bowling.
	It's a cat house.
	It's a bowling hill.
	And Bradley Surbu in Naples, Florida.
	Thanks everybody for donating.
	We especially want to thank the $33.33 subscribers, the lucky $30 subscribers, and the $5 a month, which at least keeps the number reasonable for a slow week.
	Yeah.
	Honestly, it's been crap.
	And I don't know, well you think it's my singing, maybe I should just not sing anymore, see if we do any better.
	No, it sure would make me feel better.
	I'll donate!
	Alright.
	Beautiful.
	Let's take a quick look around Gitmo Nation and see what's going on.
	Oh wait, let's mention it.
	Go to Dvorak.org slash NA. That's probably one of the reasons we don't get a lot of...
	Dvorak.org slash NA. Go there.
	Help us, please.
	We need something before the end of the year.
	How about a little Christmas gift, eh?
	Yeah, think about it as a Christmas gift.
	Say Merry Christmas and we'll give you a call-out.
	Shout-out.
	And then a call-out.
	And also channel Dvorak.com slash NA and NoGenTheShow.com.
	There's a link in the show page for that.
	So, Amtrak has a First Amendment policy.
	Yes, exactly.
	And there's an entire PDF which has been emailed to me several times.
	I guess they just put this out, or maybe there's some article about it somewhere, but I didn't know that people investigated Amtrak for First Amendment policy, but they do have one.
	Right?
	Well, yes.
	National Railroad Passenger Corporation, Amtrak, permits First Amendment activity on property owned or controlled by Amtrak to the extent, here it is, John, those activities are not incompatible with Amtrak's mission to safely operate a national passenger rail system and to do so with optimum service to the public as well as with the best economy of operation possible.
	What?
	Listen, because of safety reasons...
	You're confusing me.
	That's the whole point.
	Because of safety reasons, First Amendment activities are not permitted on board Amtrak trains nor on train platforms.
	Oh, I know what...
	Okay, I got it.
	So what they're saying is...
	Sorry, that took me a while.
	You can't hand out a pamphlet Right.
	On an Amtrak station.
	Or on a train.
	You can't hand out a pamphlet.
	Yeah, and you can't play music and you can't beg for money.
	Right.
	And you can't protest.
	And if you want to protest, they will show you where the protest area is.
	Yeah, which is out the back door.
	The back door near the third rail.
	I don't know why people sent me this.
	A lot of people sent it, and I guess it's just showing you that there is no First Amendment in Gitmo Nation, United States.
	The First Amendment only applies to the government.
	It doesn't apply to everything.
	If you're in a workplace environment and you don't have any First Amendment rights with your company...
	Because they don't have a constitution.
	The company can tell you to do whatever they want to do.
	It's only the government that we're concerned about with the First Amendment.
	Ah, okay.
	So, I mean, I'm watching enough Judge Napolitano to get that one straight.
	Okay.
	Well, good.
	He's the new Glenn Black.
	Glenn Black.
	Glenn Black.
	There is something up with Fox.
	Oh, no, I'm telling you.
	No, I think you hit it right away.
	He's being led into some position or other.
	The whole thing's a setup.
	You know what I think it is?
	Actually, I think they're trying to get rid of O'Reilly.
	Oh, interesting.
	And move everyone up.
	Because O'Reilly is not part of this necessary part of the scheme.
	A, O'Reilly's off the track a lot.
	And O'Reilly gets paid the most.
	Right.
	Well, could be.
	He's got his own thing.
	Fox.com slash O'Reilly is not the same as BillOReilly.com.
	Name and place, name and place, name and place.
	When you wish you a pine.
	His whole thing is this.
	He's making a little too much money on the side, it seems to me.
	I don't watch any of that stuff.
	I watch all of it.
	Too boring for me.
	But I do have a couple of clips.
	Can I just say one thing before you get to your clips?
	Because the only thing I do pay attention to is apps.
	As you know, I'm the app man.
	The App Man in Canada.
	Some parts of it.
	So first we had this Patriot app.
	I'm sure you must have blogged that at Dvorak.org, didn't you?
	I'm not sure.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's a Patriot app where you can report suspicious behavior.
	It's all part of the see something, say something.
	But now you have a new app called Drive Me Crazy.
	And it's a voice-activated app that you can report someone and give them a virtual ticket.
	So if you're driving behind someone and they cut you off, then you can report them with their license plate number, date, time, location, of course it's all GPS enabled, of whatever the offense is.
	And that information that you enter into the app is sent to the Department of Motor Vehicles and all insurance companies.
	That's a good one.
	This is horrible.
	Well, it's horrible, but you can just lie.
	Well, thank you.
	You have to have a phone.
	Unless you have documented evidence.
	I mean, in other words, you have a cam rolling, which you can do.
	You know, a lot of these cameras, you can just...
	I'm sure that that'll be the next version of the app.
	I mean, these phones have all of that stuff in there.
	But the thing that got me is, you know who made this app?
	The genius behind this?
	A guy named Philip Engelbrecht.
	And he is the guy who set up Shazam, which I think is actually a great service.
	You know what Shazam is, John?
	No.
	You don't know what Shazam is?
	Oh, Shazam is awesome.
	It's a database, but there's an app for it.
	And you can just, if you hear a song, you just turn on your phone and it recognizes the song.
	Immediately?
	Oh yeah, that's great.
	Now prior to Shazam, he was a derivatives trader in Luxembourg.
	That guy's compromised, clearly.
	NBA from UC Berkeley?
	Please.
	Spook.
	Spook education and he's making spook apps and I think you should boycott this app and boycott anything this guy does, including Shazam.
	You sound hound.
	Boycott this douchebag.
	It's unbelievable.
	This is even worse than see something say something.
	Of course, it's all a part of it.
	But this is really, really bad.
	Yeah, it's all part of just turning in your neighbors and then lying about it.
	I mean, that's the problem that we've always talked about when we were kids in the communist, those terrible communist countries.
	They'd make you turn in your parents and people would lie about their neighbors and their neighbors would be executed.
	Did that actually happen?
	Yeah, it happened that we were told this.
	But when they had the whole commie thing, did anyone really get in trouble who wasn't a commie?
	Well, yeah.
	All you do is pay attention to those stories about Stassi and some of the Romanian and East German agencies.
	There's all kinds of people.
	I know that, but did it ever happen in your lifetime?
	You know, way back in the day, with the commies.
	Not in the United States it didn't.
	But I don't know.
	The rest of the day we were told stories.
	I don't know.
	I didn't document anything.
	I'm sure it's true.
	Makes sense.
	I mean, this is what this leads to.
	I mean, the first thing I think of when somebody comes up with an app like this or anything close to it, the first thing I think is, well, let's just, who don't I like?
	Well, they're doing it in Gitmo Nation Lowlands now as well.
	We got an email from Nick Middlehouse.
	He says, Slave in Hangelow, Twente, Gitmo Nation Lowlands.
	This week I received an announcement and request from the mayor of the city I live in Hangelow.
	In this letter, he informs all households about the local version of See Something Say Something called BergerNet.
	Hangalo?
	Hangalo.
	Like hangalo?
	Hangalo.
	Oh, okay.
	So this thing is called BergerNet, which he roughly translates correctly into Citizen's Net, both referring to a network and as a net to catch something in.
	And they have a whole...
	The mayor is asking people to register to become part of this network to keep an eye out.
	And, of course, this is all about saving the children.
	It's always about saving the children.
	He included the letter.
	The letter literally says, you know, if a child gets, like, abducted, we all could, like, pitch in and find it.
	And meanwhile, downtown Hangolo now has dozens of cameras permanently monitored by the police.
	And he goes on to say, Gitmo Nation Lowlands, clearly beta ground for new slave projects.
	Oh, you've made this assertion from when we began the show.
	I mean, you know, back four years ago.
	Yeah, four years ago.
	Back in 1963 when we started the show.
	Back in the olden days in 43.
	Alright, let's play some of your clips, my friend.
	Okay, now I got a couple, and we just talked about guns a second ago.
	Now I want to play a clip here, which is the Mexican drug cartel clip.
	And tell me if you can find the anomaly in this story.
	The anomaly?
	The anomaly.
	As in something that sticks out as like a sore thumb?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	At a military base in Mexico City, soldiers use torches and hammers to destroy some of the 90,000 weapons the Mexican government says it has seized in the last four years, most from the vicious war with the drug cartels.
	In that war, Mexican authorities are often outgunned by drug traffickers armed with high-powered weapons.
	Well, I would say if you need to destroy weapons, torches may not be the most effective thing to use.
	No, no, the anomaly is obvious.
	Oh, they're outgunning us, so let's grab their guns and wreck them.
	I mean, why don't they grab the guns and use them against them?
	I don't get it.
	Why do you take 90,000 guns and scrap them and then bitch about the fact you haven't got any guns?
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	I hadn't thought about it like that.
	They've done this all over the United States, too.
	They grab all these guns and then they bitch, oh, they've got more powerful guns than we do.
	You've stolen their guns.
	Why don't you use those guns?
	I mean, ammunition is available at any gun shop.
	It's not like they're mysterious ray guns that we can't use.
	We don't know how to operate.
	How does it work?
	How does it work?
	Oh, this terrible gun they've got.
	That's funny.
	I didn't even recognize that one.
	That's a good one.
	90,000 guns and then bitching about being outgunned doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
	They always take the cars, don't they?
	You always see in the cop shows...
	Yeah, they sell them.
	No, but that's how Starsky and Hutt's got their cool car.
	They stole it.
	And that's how Don Johnson always drove Ferraris because they were repossessed from drug dealers.
	Yeah.
	Remember that?
	Yeah.
	And Tubbs.
	Don Johnson.
	Tubbs.
	Ricardo Tubbs.
	Hey, we could be the Miami Vice of the interwebs.
	I could be Don Johnson.
	You could be Tubbs.
	I'll be Tubbs.
	Right.
	What was Don Johnson's character name?
	I can't remember.
	The only one you remember is Don Johnson.
	I know.
	The character known as Don Jones.
	He had a name.
	Yeah, something in Tubbs.
	How come we only remember you, Tubbs?
	How come we don't remember me?
	The chat room will have it in two seconds.
	I can't remember what it was.
	I know it was Ricardo Tubbs.
	Crockett.
	Crockett, right.
	Sonny Crockett.
	Hello.
	Sonny Crockett.
	I'm Sonny Crockett and you're Ricardo Tubbs.
	So we discussed the Star Whackers now and again.
	Oh, I have a clip from that if you want.
	Well, I have a couple of clips.
	You want to play your clip first?
	Mine is about the continued attack on Mel Gibson.
	Who?
	Well, let me play my clip because...
	Dog the Bounty Hunter was on, I think it's Lopez's show.
	And, uh, it was a little bit of setup from, uh, this is from, uh, the, uh, Canadian National Treasure, um, that there is a five, apparently a $500,000 bond out on them, and that's why Dog, of course, is so, uh, interested.
	You know, fast forward just to the bit of Lopez's show.
	Bail was raised on them to $500,000 each to assure their appearance in our jurisdiction.
	Whoa!
	In seeking refugee status here, Randy told the courts he's been working in Canada for 40 years.
	He was Oscar nominated and was not about to besmirch his credibility by not appearing for his refugee hearing at a later date.
	He and his wife both claim they still own part of that property in California, that they are accused of squatting on and have the paperwork to prove it.
	Are you going after Randy Quaid?
	Well, we're giving, on your show, we're announcing that, you know, he has a chance to call the authorities and turn himself in and, you know, at least do it for your wife and for how you were raised.
	If not, the Chapman family is coming after him.
	What a douchebag.
	You know, I'd like to see him go to Canada and grab Randy Quaid and get him back to the United States because I think the Canadians...
	They won't have it.
	I think it's like a real...
	I mean, this guy would be extradited back to Canada and thrown in jail.
	That already happened in Mexico, I think, once, where he tried to pick someone up there and the Mexicans weren't having it.
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, that guy's a publicity hound.
	But it's sad.
	He's not going to do anything.
	It's sad.
	All right.
	Mel Gibson.
	Mel Gibson.
	Okay, so Mel Gibson, so we show up on the Joy Behar show, a discussion of Mel Gibson, what happened apparently, and of course, you know, this is a beta test ground.
	Can I just say one thing that's really unfortunate?
	I, too, saw this show.
	So, oh, sorry.
	So you, wait a minute, hold on a second.
	How sad.
	Well, I was cooking again.
	I always watch Joy Behar when I'm cooking.
	She's on the perfect time.
	I'm trying to think what time she's on, but okay.
	I'll let that slide.
	I don't know why you'd want to watch Joy, especially after giving me grief.
	So anyway, apparently Winona Ryder, a felonist shoplifter, and she's basically a criminal.
	She said that 15 years ago.
	She apparently was doing an interview with GQ magazine and dropped a couple of bombshells in there about Mel Gibson.
	And so I have two clips here.
	And so they decided to discuss this, of course, on the Joey Behar show.
	So they give Mel crap.
	But play the part one and then we'll play part two.
	Okie dokie.
	Now back to Joey.
	In a new interview with GQ, Winona Ryder says she's known all along that Mel Gibson was an anti-Semitic homophobe.
	Jerk.
	Thanks to an awkward run-in with him 15 years ago at a Hollywood party.
	She says this about Mel.
	Quote, He was really drunk.
	I was with my friend, who's gay.
	He made a really horrible gay joke, and somehow it came up that I was Jewish.
	He said something about oven dodgers, but I didn't even get it.
	I'd never heard that before.
	It was just this weird, weird moment.
	You know, Mel is like the Titanic.
	He couldn't sink any lower, in my opinion.
	Oh, I have to introduce you guys.
	I forgot.
	Right.
	And this is the show where she has John Lovitz and Jay Thomas on, two very dynamic guys.
	Not in this segment, though.
	Yeah.
	Well, no, it was in this segment because they responded to it.
	Yes, it was.
	I saw the show.
	I saw the show.
	You may have seen the show, but you didn't see.
	The segment had a Jewish comic.
	It had some woman who I've never seen before and then the guy from AOL. Those were the three people on this panel.
	Wow.
	What show was I watching?
	You were either watching a different show.
	This was on last night.
	Oh, okay.
	And this whole episode was about oven dodgers.
	Oh, I saw the prelude to this, which was the night before.
	Oh, so they're just piling on.
	Well, it worked.
	So the beta test worked and they're moving ahead with the agenda.
	Okay.
	So they came up with this new term, oven dodger, which apparently Gibson used.
	I've never heard of this.
	And everyone's going, I've never heard of it.
	I've never heard of it.
	And the Jewish guy said, I've never heard of it.
	Nobody's ever heard of this term.
	What is this supposed to mean?
	Like, you weren't fried in the oven, therefore you're an oven dodger and Jewish?
	Is that what it is?
	Yeah.
	Do you really think this guy said that?
	No.
	I think that she was 15 years ago and she remembers all this but doesn't remember the gay joke which is probably, you know, but the whole thing seems like it was scripted.
	But whatever the case is, then it goes to part two and the Jewish guy who's sitting there, it was a Jewish comic, I can't think of his name, he actually, you know, they finish off with part two which actually has kind of a punchline to it.
	Okay.
	Whatchamacallit, a scapegoat?
	Maybe a Jewish person?
	Go ahead.
	He looked like a longshoreman today, right?
	The Weasel Ball Center released its 2010 Top of the 10 anti-Semitic slurs, and Mel did not make the cut.
	Helen Thomas is on this list.
	Rick Sanchez and Oliver Stone are all on that list.
	Isn't that something?
	Shouldn't he be on the list?
	He's on the entire list.
	Hey, can you get off his back, please, for a second?
	First of all, he's a great actor, he's a star, and I give him five Zig Hiles, alright?
	So, why do you bring this clip up?
	I don't know.
	Because I will agree with you that it's part of the Hollywood whack.
	I can't believe anyone would say that.
	And it's not funny.
	It's not a meme.
	It's not a joke.
	It just makes no sense.
	And Winona Ryder, of course, is highly suspicious as being compromised.
	I think the whole thing is just part of what Quaid says.
	He says Mel Gibson is under attack.
	He's got a lot of money.
	He's under attack.
	In fact, he's one of the richest guys in Hollywood.
	Totally.
	I agree.
	He's under attack.
	And this seems like just part of the attack.
	And it's like a 15-year-old anecdote.
	It was a whole block.
	I only cut it in two pieces, but there was a lot more than I played.
	And then you say it was on the night before, too?
	Yes, yes, because they had Jay Thomas and John Lovitz on, and at first it was about don't ask, don't tell, and then they segued right into the Winona Ryder story and the Oven Dodgers, and it was surreal.
	I mean, the whole, I was like, what?
	What are you guys talking about?
	Very interesting.
	So they ran the same Oven Dodger story two nights in a row?
	Yes, sir.
	Wow.
	Well, that proves two things.
	One, they're out to get him.
	And two, I don't watch Joy Behar all the time.
	Me neither.
	And they just replaced Mel Gibson on Hangover 2 with Bill Clinton.
	Bill Clinton makes a cameo appearance.
	What's Hangover 2?
	It's the sequel to Hangover, the movie, the big successful movie.
	Oh, Jesus.
	I'm glad so.
	Oh, Hangover, that's a huge great movie.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So Clinton is in the sequel, apparently replacing Mel Gibson.
	Oh, as a cameo.
	Yes, apparently replacing Mel Gibson.
	So yeah, I think it's right.
	Someone's out to get him, to get his money, to get his residuals, and we fear for his life.
	Yeah, he should go.
	If I was him, I'd get back to Australia as fast as I could.
	I'd be down under so fast.
	Oh, man, I'm telling you.
	Screw that.
	Screw that.
	The Russians are after him.
	So I got like three things I just want to say in parting, even though we've got a little bit of time left.
	One, I think that all of the distractions that we've got going on, a couple of things are flying under the radar which need to be brought to the top.
	One is this START treaty, which caught my attention when Bill Clinton brought it up when he all of a sudden shows up at the White House.
	And Obama says, hey, I've got to go to a Christmas party with Michelle because otherwise she's going to beat my ass.
	By the way, he said it again there.
	You're right.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And even Bill Clinton said, I don't want to keep her waiting because she knows she's the real president.
	She and Valerie.
	And so Bill Clinton lays into the tax thing, the compromise is good.
	And by the way, I think the START treaty is really good.
	The START treaty with America and Russia, I don't trust it.
	I've got bad feelings about this.
	A, because it's so under-reported, no one's talking about it.
	But the President even mentions it in his address this week, which is his Christmas address.
	And he says, you know, hey, we're doing the START treaty.
	Do you know what this is, the START treaty?
	It's an arms control agreement.
	Yeah, with Russia.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, I don't trust it.
	Why?
	Because Russia is controlled by mobsters.
	Well, that's...
	Yeah, we know that.
	In fact, we know that from the leaked memos.
	We won't know where the missile defense elements...
	Well, we won't have the freedom to choose where things are placed.
	Russia gets...
	I think...
	From what I've read, okay, because not all this is public...
	I think it's huge issues between us and China with Russia in the middle there.
	You know what?
	I wish there was some reporting on it because I'm not a friggin' international analyst.
	All I know is it's like a nuclear arms treaty being put in place and no one's talking about it.
	In the olden days, during the...
	It was all we talked about in the olden days.
	It's all we talked about.
	That's what I grew up with.
	I was like, wow, we're reducing nuclear arms.
	Now it's like, ah, Star Tree.
	And every politician mentions it, but there's no reporting on it.
	And that's what bothers me.
	Well, you know, it's funny because I've obviously been hypnotized into not thinking like that, which I should have been.
	So I will now start seeing, we'll have to start looking into it.
	So obviously you're right.
	I think you're dead right.
	We've been kind of pushed into the, you know, Mel Gibson and the WikiLeaks.
	And what's her name, smoking a bong.
	Miley Cyrus.
	By the way, that's pretty hot.
	That is a hot picture of Miley Cyrus smoking that bong.
	She's puffing away on something that's like nobody knows her taking a movie while she's looking right in the camera.
	But you're right.
	We got completely distracted by all that.
	There's one other thing.
	So, and this actually, what's the name of this show?
	Hold on.
	It's on CNBC. It's the guy who actually does some pretty good work.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	You know, the guy with a D something.
	Come on, help me out here, John.
	The guy with a D. He's not a douchebag.
	No, it's the guy who does the show at night and he always has interesting people on and he's always talking about the Federal Reserve.
	On CNBC? On CNBC, yeah.
	And he's always talking about how the White House, he's always talking about the bailouts and where the money's really going.
	Ah, crap.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	Go look up CNBC.com and see if you can see them on the list.
	Here it is.
	I've got it here.
	Well, it just takes a second to load.
	I wasn't prepared for not remembering the guy's name.
	Okay.
	How horrible is this?
	Anyway, he's always talking about the Federal Reserve, how they're printing money.
	He does all the inside analysis on the quantitative easing.
	And of course, no one watches the show.
	Because the only time anyone watches CNBC is when the markets are open during the day.
	Yeah, that's true.
	And everybody who's in the business watches CNBC during that era, that period.
	That's it.
	Nobody watches nothing.
	So, of course, this is the story, the under-reported story, is the Federal Reserve came out earlier in the week and they said, yeah, well, yeah, you know, we gave some money to some foreign banks.
	And that's exactly the voice they use.
	Because they were sued and they had to report on this money.
	And, of course, the only real reporting that came out was the $3.3 trillion that went to foreign banks.
	But there was another little line there that says, oh, and $9 trillion in other transactions.
	Nine trillion.
	It's Dylan Rattigan is the guy's name.
	Oh, that guy.
	Dylan Rattigan.
	He's okay.
	So he has Chris Wallen from Institutional Risk Analytics.
	The guy's written a book, so the guy's hawking a book.
	But he brings up some points that I believe we just need to touch on.
	Well, he says, you know, he actually, this guy I think at one point in this interview says, WikiLeaks, if anything, it's covering up the biggest news in history, which is the actual evidence that the Federal Reserve stole money from the citizens of Gitmo Nation United States.
	And gave it to foreigners and foreign banks that were still on the verge of collapse.
	It's just been shifting money from point A to point B. And it just gets some interesting insight into this, and I wanted to share that with you.
	My pleasure to welcome him to our program.
	Nice to see you.
	So we give him all this money.
	Right.
	What did they do with the money?
	Well, primarily the Fed was managing the deflation of the non-bank financial sector.
	All of these vehicles that have been floated on Wall Street, whether with asset-backed securities, mortgage-backs, SIVs, which almost took Citigroup down.
	And this was Wall Street's way, and really America's way, of getting access to even more credit than the banking system could support.
	Now it's all collapsing on itself, and what we're seeing is the legacy, the record that the Fed has now very kindly provided to us of what they had to do to essentially prevent the whole economy from falling in on itself.
	And so when we give, you know, I saw Goldman Sachs at the peak took $24 billion, I guess.
	That's right.
	And Goldman said, oh, we didn't need any money, we don't need anything.
	Oh, no, they would have failed.
	They would have, they took...
	So when the U.S. taxpayer was nice enough to give Goldman Sachs $24 billion, Goldman Sachs benefited the U.S. taxpayer by doing what?
	By doing nothing.
	They went off to make money for their shareholders again.
	It's only the threat that if you don't give me the money, I'll destroy everything.
	Yeah, but that's not a good argument.
	You see, the Fed was set up to help the real economy when Wall Street periodically destroyed itself.
	So the folks at the Fed have become so corrupt and so captured by the banking industry that we've turned the whole thing on its head.
	So what does that mean for my mother?
	Well, the Fed is now there to support the speculators, and they let the real economy go to hell.
	Right.
	So I like this because, of course, Ron Paul...
	That's clip of the day.
	Well, he takes it one step further with the next little clip.
	It's a little shorter.
	So Ron Paul, of course, the guy who I've been supporting since before this show began, the kook from Texas, as most people call him, who don't know what the hell he's about.
	Oh, you mean that kook from Texas?
	Yeah, that one.
	He is now going to be on the oversight.
	Is it subcommittee?
	Yes, subcommittee.
	He's the chief.
	He's the head honcho.
	They weren't going to give it to him because they were afraid he's going to do what he's going to do.
	Well, of course he's going to.
	It's not going to make...
	Huge dent, but it will once again wake people up to what is really going on.
	And what he can do is he can just hold endless committee meeting after committee meeting.
	And I think that he's doing a great service because then our job, John, your job and mine, is to watch C-SPAN. No!
	Yes, so no one else has to.
	That's a very important part of our job.
	Yes, you don't have to.
	So we can continue to expose what is really going on.
	Well, play the second part of that clip then.
	Oh my gosh, this will blow you away.
	The impact, the negative effect of the speculation, especially in residential mortgages, was so awful that the Fed had to come to the aid of big corporations too, which were cut off from commercial paper.
	I mean, obviously GE, which is hugely dependent, but McDonald's, Harley-Davidson, I mean, the list is no joke.
	The thing is, you hear the administration, you hear Fed officials talking about corporations sitting on big cash balances.
	It's because they have to.
	They're terrified.
	They're worried about losing market access first.
	What does that mean, losing market access to what?
	To be able to go out and shoot commercial paper to finance their business.
	To be able to raise more money, they're afraid they'll get cut off again.
	Right.
	And the other thing is, because they're so uncertain about the market, they have to keep more cash, say your Cisco or Ford or whoever, to finance your customers.
	Because you can't take that account receivable, that money...
	And go to the bank and turn in the money.
	And discount it.
	That's right.
	I thought that was amazing.
	I had no idea that the Federal Reserve had actually provided money to McDonald's?
	Well, to GE, of course.
	GE, might as well just call them the government.
	And Verizon?
	Are you kidding me?
	We have to do a little more work on this stuff.
	Well, the thing is, the documents were published, but no one has done any work because we're all too busy looking at if Sarkozy is a shrimp.
	You've got a big ass.
	Yeah, right.
	And if someone else is fiddling with kids...
	It was a Qaddafi, by the way.
	No, Qaddafi is blonde nurse.
	You know what was funny about the Qaddafi thing?
	What happens now is every single day, a new WikiLeaks cable comes out, and none of the Guardian, the New York Times, no one links to the original cable.
	I'm sorry, the Guardian will publish, will copy it, but doesn't actually link to a WikiLeaks.
	No, which makes me suspicious.
	Yeah, they don't want to link to the website because in case somebody just says, okay, we're shutting the website down for good, they don't want any...
	They never link to anything.
	They never link, and I just like to see it on...
	Then I go to WikiLeaks Mirror, and I go looking for it, and I can't find it.
	Okay, so you leak it to The Guardian, and I can't find the original.
	But anyway, I digress.
	So I start bumping up against a couple other ones.
	And did you know that, so this Gaddafi, would you say he's a good guy?
	Gaddafi?
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, he is a notorious person, at least the way he's portrayed, but I don't know that he's a bad person.
	I don't know.
	I mean, he had a couple of his kids killed by Reagan, and he's kind of backed off a little bit.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if he's a good guy or not.
	I don't think so.
	If he paid you a million dollars, would you go perform at his birthday party or a birthday party of his family?
	Gaddafi?
	Yeah.
	I don't see why not.
	Bastard.
	I would.
	What has he done to me?
	I don't know that anything that's ever been attributed to Qaddafi, especially that phony baloney bombing of that flight, the Pan Am flight, which everybody knows wasn't his doing.
	It was out of Syria.
	And I think it's been pretty well documented by the British press for years.
	I mean, I don't know what Qaddafi's ever done.
	I think he was like a part-time terrorist in the 1960s, and he doesn't do that anymore.
	Well, if you can sing Beyonce or Usher tunes, then you could make some money next year.
	I can't sing.
	I'm like you.
	Because they perform for it.
	And that's the kind of stuff that's in these cables.
	Yeah, well, they're trying to slam these people.
	But meanwhile, there's not a single shred of document about 9-11, not a single shred of document about the Oklahoma City bombing, not a single shred, not a single, single anything cable document about the Federal Reserve or this money being sent to banks.
	Nothing.
	Yeah, but...
	The Federal Reserve thing, I think you're valid there, but the other stuff predates the time frame of the documents.
	Disagree.
	They have documents going back to 1968.
	I don't know of that.
	Yes?
	Well, go look at WikiLeaks.
	Go look at the Mirror.
	It's from like 68 up until February 2010.
	Oh, I actually look at this stuff.
	I'm actually...
	I'm not just spouting off here.
	I actually go in and look at it and try and figure it out.
	And since the documents have not been released, you don't know that those documents aren't yet in there.
	Thank you.
	You don't.
	You don't know.
	They should just dump it.
	And by the way, by the way, why the hell...
	Explain to me.
	Why the hell does Bank of America come out and say...
	We're not doing any transactions for WikiLeaks!
	Do these guys want...
	I mean, are they looking for a takedown of their bank?
	What is the point?
	First of all, no one would even think that Bank of America would do any business for them.
	And after we had the attacks from whoever it is, Anonymous or whatever group was doing it, on PayPal, MasterCard, Visa, and Amazon, why would you actually come out and make a statement and say, well, we're not doing it either, but our infrastructure can handle any attack?
	Because that's exactly what Bank of America did on Friday.
	What is that about?
	How stupid are you?
	Maybe they think their infrastructure can handle any attack or they were told to do it.
	Or maybe they're playing a game of chicken with the WikiLeaks guy because they know that they're the target of the next release of stuff.
	I think that's what it is.
	In 2009, I think, Julian Assange gave an interview with Computer Magazine.
	Computer?
	What was it?
	I have it somewhere.
	Whatever.
	Not PC Magazine.
	I think it was like computer.
	It wouldn't be PC Magazine.
	Go ahead.
	Well, anyway, in that interview, he says, yeah, we're sitting on a five gigabyte hard drive of a Bank of America executive and...
	We're going to release that one day.
	I wish they'd hurry up and release it.
	I'm getting tired of waiting.
	Yeah, that's where all the speculation comes from about Bank of America.
	But yeah, I think you're right.
	I think they are playing chicken.
	Or maybe Bank of America just needs to go down in flames.
	Maybe it's time.
	Maybe it's all a setup.
	Maybe it's like, you know what, we gotta go, we might as well blame it on Assange, we might as well blame it on anonymous hackers, hacktivists, and let's just go.
	Let's just take it all down.
	Yeah, let's get out of here while they're getting good.
	It could be a real financial destruction.
	Why else would you do that?
	It makes no sense to me.
	Yeah, why don't you just shut up?
	Yeah.
	It makes no sense to me.
	So I got a clip, a Bank of America clip, showing what an onerous, creepy company they are.
	This is from a 60 Minutes show where a woman was talking about how they had all these government programs that nobody's implemented.
	They've done a poor job of implementing where you could refinance your home somehow through the government.
	Yeah, like 12 people did that.
	Yeah, like 12 people did it, and she says the way it generally works with the Bank of America is that they'd say, oh yeah, here's what your new program would be like if it gets approved, and they'd say, here's your payments, you make these payments, and then you make these really low payments, and about six to nine months later, they'd say, eh, looks like you weren't approved, we're putting your house up for sale.
	And he said, wait a minute, I have been making payments.
	He said, that's too bad.
	And then she said, the woman says, and now they charge her interest on all the payments she didn't make on the old rate.
	But they also charge her for all the advertising the Bank of America did trying to sell her place out from under her.
	And anyway, just play.
	It's just typical.
	But play this clip.
	Months later, she called about the permanent mod.
	And they said, it's still under review.
	Keep sending those payments.
	So I did.
	June 2nd, I got a letter from Bank of America stating that I couldn't qualify under the Making Homes Affordable.
	And then come July of this year, I hadn't heard anything still as to what my options might be.
	And I called again, and she said, well, it's still under review.
	And I said, well, I just got a letter from your law firm stating that you're going to auction off my house August 27th.
	So how can it be under review?
	Yaffe was able to get the auction state until November 26th, but now owes even more in arreurages and fees.
	So I'm roughly, I would say approximately about $23,000 behind.
	Turns out she even pays for ads the bank puts in the paper announcing she's in default.
	This is the ad that they charge $700 in ad.
	Notice of mortgagee sale of real estate, $700, Bank of America, Harmon Law Offices, but you paid for it.
	It ends up getting tacked onto what I end up owing the bank.
	Yaffe's sister, Mary Meaden, helped their brother, James, apply for a HAP modification through Wells Fargo after he lost his job.
	The loan was even backed by the VA. I worked with my brother consistently, probably two, three times a week he was at my house.
	He was sending things certified, faxed.
	Every single week a letter went to Wells Fargo and to the Veterans Loan Servicing Administration.
	But foreclosure came before modification.
	They began eviction proceedings on him.
	Didn't they just sign some kind of agreement where they're not going to do something?
	No, they sign anything they want.
	They still keep doing this.
	These guys are basically, as far as I can tell, it's almost like a criminal pursuit, almost.
	Now, by the way, this was on the News Hour.
	I take it back.
	It wasn't on 16 Minutes.
	It was on PBS. And every time I said, Bank of America, underwriters for PBS. Bank of America, underwriters for PBS. Really?
	They're underwriters for PBS? So I have to assume that they even soft-pedaled this story since they're underwriters for PBS. Underwriters for PBS. Underwriters for PBS, yeah.
	This is the only reason why this show is good, is because we don't have underwriters for no agenda.
	We don't have to make excuses for our...
	When we talk about Bank of America, we don't have to say they're underwriters for the show, which makes me immediately suspicious that it's not being covered correctly because it's basically corrupt.
	Anyway, the Bank of America is...
	If they have memos that show that they're doing...
	This is a scheme they're just using to exploit people so they can squeeze a few extra dollars out of them and then sue them after they sell their house underwater...
	It's just ridiculous, and I hope that the WikiLeaks guy gets that stuff out.
	I mean, this other bull crap, this State Department stuff, which is creating a big scene, it's just idle gossip.
	It's crap.
	There's nothing there.
	It's been redacted.
	There's no names.
	It's bull crap.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you're right.
	You're right.
	It feels to me like there's definitely something afoot.
	And I'm not just talking about some of the Washington State shores.
	It really feels like something's going on, particularly with Bank of America, because there's a whole bunch, just a flurry of news.
	All kind of at the same time, and we're all waiting for something to come out.
	Assange keeps saying, we got something on the bank.
	I'm like, okay, okay, okay, come on already.
	And then you get this Bank of America, and I couldn't even find it.
	If you go to the Bank of America website, there's no news report that says, hey, screw you, we're not afraid of you.
	There's nothing there, nothing in the news reports, yet their spokeshole is all over the place.
	He's saying exactly this.
	His name is Scott Silvestri.
	And he's the one that's been doing all these statements...
	And I can't find much on him other than he has had a couple of interesting jobs, Scott Silvestri.
	He's been around.
	He's a player for sure.
	He's not just any old PR douche inside the company.
	So I'm thinking maybe the whole bank needs to come down.
	Maybe it's all set up.
	I think you're right.
	Something's up.
	Something's up with that.
	Something's up with the Star Treaty.
	We're not getting good news coverage.
	We're going to have to, obviously, the two of us are going to have to deconstruct the Star Treaty.
	There's probably something in there that's interesting.
	Yeah, we need some help on that, by the way.
	Yeah, if anybody's good at reading through some of this stuff, we wouldn't mind some input, some deconstructions.
	And we also need some more money because we're running out.
	Noagendashow.com, Dvorak.org slash NA. We're short.
	Let's put it that way.
	And I don't know if that's about it.
	I've got a real short throwaway clip.
	Sure.
	And then I also have an end of show clip I'd like to play.
	What is that one?
	It's the Mothra clip.
	It's the final scenes from Godzilla vs.
	Mothra around 1992, and it's worth a listen, believe me.
	Okay, alright.
	But play the WTF clip.
	What does this mean?
	Okay, and where is this from, or does that give it away?
	This is from KTLA, your neck of the woods, and it is a...
	I just caught it.
	It wasn't what I was clipping, but it was about the earthquakes in Mexico, these minor earthquakes, which apparently have shifted the fault lines down where you are, so you're going to expect a big whopper pretty soon.
	We're all going to die.
	There was a commentary in here that I thought was weird.
	Quake.
	The Mexicali quake triggered movement on at least six faults, including the Elsinore and San Jacinto faults.
	Those faults run close and to heavily populated areas in eastern L.A. County and the Inland Empire.
	I saw the exact report.
	Wait, wait.
	The Inland Empire.
	That's what they call it.
	It's called Inland Empire.
	You've never heard that?
	Yeah, I have, but until I just listened to that clip, I didn't realize that.
	I was hearing the word Inland Empire.
	It took me forever to understand.
	There's two things that they do on the news here that I didn't understand for a long time.
	One is, Inland Empire took a long time for me to figure out, well, okay...
	So you're in the Inland Empire.
	I am in the Inland Empire.
	And SIG Alert.
	That's another one.
	SIG Alert.
	Oh yeah, SIG Alert.
	Because it doesn't actually stand for anything, SIG Alert, other than traffic that's doing something we didn't expect it to.
	SIG means signal.
	No, no, no, no.
	I've looked it up.
	It doesn't mean signal.
	Well, you're in the Inland Empire.
	Well, you'll notice that it's really East L.A., so we don't care.
	No, it said East L.A. and the Inland Empire.
	East L.A. all the way up to the Inland Empire.
	East L.A. can just break apart and fall down into the middle of the earth.
	We don't care.
	We don't care here because we're poor people.
	Don't you understand?
	We don't care.
	So what is the inland?
	Is that Pasadena?
	Where is the empire?
	Do they have the great roads around it?
	It's not where I live.
	I thought you lived in an empire.
	You're in the outland empire.
	I live in the safe zone here at the watchtower.
	Nothing wrong here.
	Nothing's going to happen.
	Now, they've been predicting, like, oh, it's a 6.5 coming...
	Yeah, right.
	They've been predicting that for weeks.
	In fact, it's been quite a while since we've had even a tremor.
	Well, that's not good.
	No, we got the big one coming.
	If it's not that, it's Al-Qaeda.
	Something's going to get us for sure.
	Something bad.
	Something bad is going to happen.
	Because if you're not living in fear, you're un-American.
	Damn it.
	Alright, so my last clip will be the moths for clip, which will be at the end of the show, which I think everyone will be highly amused by.
	I just wanted to cut one more story, which I thought was kind of funny.
	Actually, I wish they had an advertisement.
	It's called Fresh Start.
	You can find them at freshstartprivate.com.
	You really need to look this website up.
	It's Breaking the Cycle of Alcohol Addiction.
	And at FSP, as they call it, Fresh Start Private, the only alcohol treatment program...
	What's the website?
	Fresh Start what?
	FreshStartPrivate.com It is the only alcohol treatment program in the world to offer a single administration, long-acting naltrexone implant procedure.
	That has been approved for use by a regulatory body.
	Well, it has an asterisk.
	It has an asterisk.
	I wonder who that regulatory body is.
	Oh, God, there's a guy that comes on the screen and flashes and starts talking to me.
	Oh, really?
	I don't have that.
	Hold on a second.
	Yeah, he's looking at it.
	He walks into the screen and he's now in 3Ds.
	Hold on.
	Let me bring him up.
	Let me see if I can...
	Get off my screen!
	But do you have the woman with her head on the table with the alcohol?
	Yeah.
	I don't have the guy here.
	The guy is standing right there.
	He walked onto the screen and now he's yakking at me.
	Oh, here he is.
	Hello.
	Welcome to Fresh Start Private.
	A new revolutionary way to deal with alcoholism.
	He's got a doctor's jacket on.
	You either come here because you or a loved one has found it impossible to cope with the addiction of alcohol and the tragic effects it has on you and your family's wealth, health, and stability.
	My friend John needs to go.
	Up until now, treatment for alcohol has been mostly through psychological and faith healing programs, but none have ever dealt with the physical side of addiction.
	Faith healing.
	We at Fresh Start Private immediately deal with the problem of addiction by taking addiction out of the picture.
	Oh.
	This is amazing, John.
	This is fantastic.
	Screw AA! We're putting them out of business, dammit!
	Whoa!
	It's an implant.
	Is this for real?
	Can this really do it?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	It's probably some sort of abuse, the stuff that's in a more concentrated form.
	I can't remember the name of it.
	Yeah.
	It's amazing though, isn't it?
	Enddrinkingnow.com.
	But I love all the pictures.
	Okay, now there's a woman, she's done a face plant on the table, and she's got a half-drinking glass of apparently champagne since champagne glass.
	She's probably not too drunk.
	Wouldn't they have like a big tumbler full of scotch?
	Why doesn't she have like some pink out of her mouth?
	How much champagne do you have to drink to be an alcoholic?
	Look at the guy in the clip below.
	He looks like he's pouring himself a wine there and he looks really bad.
	Let me just look at this.
	I might have to play this clip.
	This is Naltrexone.
	Oh, yeah, now he's looking.
	Naltrexone is the...
	No, the guy's got a wine bottle.
	Oh, you've got to play this clip.
	It's hilarious.
	Hold on, let me see.
	I've got to drink this wine.
	Everything was amazing.
	He likes looking at labels, apparently.
	I was totally out of control.
	Are you more attached to a bottle than you are to your loved ones?
	Yes.
	Is alcohol damaging your relationships, your job, and even your family?
	Have you tried recovery before?
	Look at this guy.
	Oh, my God.
	No, it's horrible.
	I went to a number of rehabs.
	These rehabs didn't work for me because they could only...
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Anyway, it's just the start of all the implant stuff.
	This guy, he's got a beer bottle and he's looking at the label.
	He's got a can of beer, he's looking at the label.
	It's pretty amazing though, isn't it?
	And they're public.
	Look at that.
	Stock symbol C-E-Y-Y. Wow.
	Ooh, C-E-Y-Y. I'll put that one on the list.
	Yeah, put that one on the list.
	That's a pick to click.
	Alright, also included in the show notes this week...
	Full video of more riots in Greece that, of course, are not being shown here.
	Oh, we don't show anything here.
	No, why would we show any of that here?
	And, boy, the Greece police, the riot police, don't look too happy.
	The Greece police?
	The Greece police are getting, like, firebombed, man.
	It's like Molotov cocktails.
	They don't look like they're doing too good.
	And, of course, too well.
	I hate it when you do that.
	My daughter does it to me.
	Go ahead.
	They're not looking too well.
	That doesn't sound right.
	Too good.
	It is right.
	Go on.
	Keep talking.
	Well, now you distracted me.
	Other than that, it looks like they're getting their ass kicked, is what I'm trying to say.
	That's even better.
	Yeah.
	They're getting their ass kicked.
	And, of course, this is what is bound to happen when the young people of Gitmo Nation rise up.
	We need more of that.
	It's all good.
	We don't have the wherewithal anymore to do anything like that.
	We're doomed.
	We don't.
	But we will continue to propagate the message if you can please, please, please help us.
	Dvorak.org.
	Yeah, before we take it off the air.
	Yeah, by the new porn regulations.
	Dvorak.org slash NA or channel Dvorak.com slash NA or just go to NoAgendaShow.com and that is where you can find our donation page.
	And we have a clip from, what was it, Godzilla, you said?
	Godzilla vs.
	Mothra.
	As our end of show clip.
	Great.
	And we will be here on, what is it, Thursday?
	So that's what, is that the 23rd?
	Yeah.
	And then we'll be here on Sunday, which is the second day of Christmas.
	Yeah, we're working right through the holidays.
	We're no pussies, we're just keeping it going.
	And then on...
	See, because I'm going up to Big Bear, but I think it fits perfectly because we're back on...
	The second is our next show, I think?
	Sounds good.
	Something like that.
	Or the first, whatever.
	But we don't stop.
	We don't stop for fake holidays or celebrations of stuff we have nothing to celebrate for.
	It's going to be a cold, cold Christmas at this rate.
	Hope you enjoy your coins.
	Coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West, where it's really, really raining cats and dogs, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where it actually stopped raining, but it's going to start again, I understand.
	It's going to keep raining for days, they say.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll talk to you again one day before your last day of Christmas shopping right here on No Agenda.
	What's that?
	There's going to be a huge meteorite in 1999.
	I just can't believe it.
	Batcher was going to stop the meteorite from landing.
	Tell us, this meteorite, will it completely destroy the planet?
	It will!
	Batcher's been waiting around for many years.
	It was going to destroy the meteorite in 1999, but now Batcher's dead and gone.
	Do you think Mothra will do it for us?
	Mothra will do it.
	The large meteorite is presently on its course to Earth.
	Mothra will fly out and try to change its course before it reaches here.
	Why are they making such a sacrifice for us?
	That's something I'd really like to know.
	Santhul, because it made a promise it vowed to keep.
	A promise to Batra.
	A promise?
	Of course, that's right.

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