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	Yay!
	I'm not bleeding!
	I'm happy!
	Adam Couric, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, July 8th, 2010.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 215.
	This is No Agenda.
	Brilliantly amazing!
	And coming to you from the hilltop, Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, and Gitmo Nation West, in the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	And flying over the intranets, internets and tubes, here in northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Devorak.
	It's Crackbot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Hey, in the morning to you.
	In the morning to everybody listening and to all ships at sea.
	And human resources participating live in the program.
	Are you all charged up and ready for another day in Gitmo Nation?
	I would say they are.
	I would hope.
	Hey.
	Because you know what's going on.
	There's a lot going on.
	What's going on?
	No, what's important, though?
	This is a test?
	FIFA. FIFA. The fix is so in.
	I loved it.
	Well, right after we both picked the two teams, it was like, oh my God.
	We nailed it, right?
	That was a no-brainer.
	Well, no, actually, you thought it would be Holland-Germany in the finals, and Holland would win because of the bike thing.
	Yeah.
	You upped the ante with the thinking.
	You took the same thought process and took it to Spain, which knocked off Germany, creating the kind of interesting situation of Holland versus Spain.
	I have to give you the...
	I'm going to give you the award, because I believe, after listening to...
	And I have a clip, as a matter of fact.
	Before you get into it, let me just explain to people why we had this conversation.
	There's a lot of new listeners.
	We got some good ink in USA Today, so people might be checking in going, what are these guys talking about?
	I think that we have a consensus here that most professional sports are rigged, and the World Cup in particular...
	And that I said Spain would have to win because the country is on the verge of rioting.
	There's historical documentation of countries winning that were on the verge of very bad times and the slaves revolting.
	And there's 20% unemployment and Spain is completely, completely hosed.
	The Netherlands, of course, Gitmo Nation Lowlands, has not had a government for almost exactly one month now, as their elections were held on June 9th.
	So, you know, they could use a little bit.
	And Germany, I think Germany's strong.
	They really don't need to win at all.
	They don't need any help.
	I will point out, the elites always like to laugh at us, John, when they put these things together, these rigged competitions.
	Do you know that in the Dutch national anthem...
	I believe the actual first verse goes, Wilhelmus of Nassau, am I of German blood?
	And then it goes on to say, a prince of orange I am from the king of Spain who I have always honored.
	And just to have Germany, Holland, and Spain all in that final kind of position and then for those three names to be in the Dutch anthem I just thought was, you know, a lovely little coincidence.
	Hilarious.
	And you've got a clip to even throw some more...
	Well, I just want to make it clear that this whole thing is hinted at in the coverage of this event.
	If you listen to any of the coverage, of course, this one-nothing score is ridiculous.
	I don't have the clips in front of me.
	Let me take a look.
	Spain FIFA is what I've got here.
	Yeah, that's the one.
	Play that, and you'll hear the hint in there that says to me that they're reporting.
	This is a long report.
	It came in that some woman is in Barcelona or someplace.
	I think it's Barcelona.
	They're not rioting like they would in the USA, but they're all jumping up and down, having a great time.
	Everyone's wearing the Spanish colors, and they're partying in the streets, essentially, and she makes mention of the issue.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	Let's get some reaction now.
	Where better to go than to Madrid?
	And Sarah Rainsford is there.
	And Sarah, just describe what it's like in the Spanish capital.
	Well, hopefully you can hear it here.
	There are tens of thousands of Spanish fans going crazy behind me here.
	They were confident going into this match.
	They always said that they had the best side, the best Spanish team in decades, and they believed they could win.
	This is their first World Cup semi-final.
	They thought they could win, even though this was against Germany, a very difficult team.
	And it was such a tense first half here.
	Spain having so much possession, but...
	Oh, here we've got one of the fans joining me for a moment.
	Spain having so much possession, but they couldn't score until the second half.
	And the crowd here, they went crazy.
	There are so many people here so excited.
	Spain, of course, in economic crisis at the moment.
	This is the kind of good news that this country needs.
	The firework is going off.
	Oh, I love it.
	Well, I...
	Now, I want to add something else to our theory, because I picked the Netherlands, and you, again, picked Spain.
	I'm now thinking the following.
	You're going to take Netherlands into the finals, and then you're going to punish them, because they don't have a government.
	They can't take full part in the EU. That's right.
	They need to be slapped.
	They need to be spanked.
	So they won't be beaten badly.
	It won't be 1-0.
	Well, so there's two ways it could go.
	I think, yeah, it could be a total pandemonium, like four to one.
	And by the way, for a number of reasons, I wish Holland would win, but that's not what this program is about.
	Or, very typical for the Dutch...
	If the fix truly is in, they will play a nil-nil game, and they'll go into penalties after overtime, and they always lose it on penalties.
	The Dutch are famous for that.
	They apparently always choke.
	Did you know, by the way, that the German psychic octopus predicted the Spanish victory over Germany?
	Yeah, I know he did.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah.
	They have some octopus and they throw a couple of clams in there.
	Yeah, it's picked every game so far.
	Producer Trey sent me a note.
	He said, hey, you know, I guarantee you the fix is in for Spain to win the World Cup.
	This is something we missed, John.
	He said, I knew it at the beginning of their match against Argentina during the coin flip.
	Apparently, the referee flipped the coin in the air, caught it with one hand, slapped it on the back of the other hand.
	He lifted his hand to peek at the coin, and then it accidentally fell on the ground.
	He grinned sheepishly, bent over to retrieve it, and then pointed at the Spanish player.
	I mean, if that had happened at an American football game, the fans would have been on the field.
	They would have killed the guy.
	They would have been on the field.
	You can't drop the toss and then point at the guy and say, you go?
	Oh, man.
	Well, you know, the thing is, I mean, the two best teams, everybody, according to all the experts, and I'm not a big soccer expert.
	Argentina fans.
	Argentina and Brazil were the two teams expected to play in the finals because they're the two best teams in the world.
	And they both lost to these European teams and the whole thing is sketchy.
	But this thing about, you know, let's get Spain to keep from revolting.
	It's too obvious.
	I mean, the Netherlands, the Dutch can lose this game and it's not going to mean that much to them.
	They're not going to protest.
	They're all completely subservient.
	They're not going to do anything.
	The Spanish need to win.
	So I'm now switching sides.
	I'm taking...
	Oh, well, you have to forfeit like money.
	You can't just switch sides and we bet.
	I'm forfeiting the dollar we bet.
	Hmm.
	I had an exclusive interview on the stream on, what was it, yesterday, John, with Bobby Eden.
	Yeah, we all listen to it over at the office.
	Oh, really?
	Okay.
	For those of you who haven't heard it, it's still on the stream.
	This woman is promising more than she can deliver.
	She's the official porn princess of No Agenda and of the stream.
	And she promised to commit fellatio to all of her Twitter followers.
	Actually, it said BJ, which could mean a lot of different things.
	She never actually used the word fellatio in her post.
	There's the 924.
	But by the way, what difference does it make?
	Because Spain's winning.
	That's why it's easy for...
	She's in.
	She's in with the elite.
	She knows what's going on.
	Like, I can say whatever I want.
	I'm never going to have to dish it out.
	She has now like 35,000 followers all of a sudden.
	That's a great Twitter hack right there.
	It was a good one.
	You want to get your numbers up, you know what to do.
	Let me tell you, the server was on fire when I put that interview up.
	Maybe you just turned the show into...
	This is what I was thinking.
	It's really great, but on the other hand, if we really just wanted to make money, we'd just sell ads and have porn stars on.
	No wonder Howard Stern's making a killing.
	It's so easy.
	But we take the higher ground.
	Yeah, sometimes.
	So we have a couple of executive producers, so we should mention them before we continue.
	Yes.
	Our executive producer for this show is David Walsh, who actually did a direct deposit using all the codes and things you need to send something to a bank.
	Oh, okay.
	And he gave us 23456.
	Nice.
	$234.56.
	And so he's the executive producer, and the associate is our artist, Sir Randy Asher, who is going to keep cropping up because he's, you know, in fact, as time goes by...
	You know, he gives us a piece of his noagendastuff.com website.
	And so he gave us $200.
	And that's from sales from noagendastuff.com?
	No, it's just a comment.
	He also added to it.
	I think he pumped up a little bit on his own to get the credit.
	Nice.
	He says this producership was inspired by Adams, the DSC, plus it includes a piece of the action that...
	Well, good.
	So people are finally catching on that three hours I do on Fridays, you know, that there's some value there and they should provide some value back to the cause.
	So those are our people that help.
	Oops.
	Oh, this is novel.
	Oh, yes.
	As Adam will explain.
	I'm sorry, John.
	You cut out for a second there.
	Yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
	Yeah, you're back.
	I don't know what happened.
	So if anybody wants to be an executive producer on the show, go to Dvorak.org slash NA. There's details on there or NoAgendaShow.com.
	You can link from there or ChannelDvorak.com slash NA. And you'll get an actual credit, as Adam will explain.
	Yes.
	Well, before we get into the actual credit, thank you for the cue, I do want to mention that we got a note from Alan from noagentademographics.com.
	He wants to hold off on doing more with the survey.
	He wants to tweak some of the questions.
	He wants to really start the whole thing over again.
	Now that we know that it's actually pretty compelling, the information that came out of it, so I guess he doesn't want, he's not going to open it up until he's ready and Will you keep an eye on that, John?
	Because you're kind of the numbers guy.
	I'm the numbers guy.
	That's all I wanted to hear you say.
	Yeah, he's the numbers guy and the ring guy.
	Alright, David Walsh, thank you very much for being the executive producer of episode 215 and Randy Asher and I believe Sir Randy.
	Yes, Sir Randy.
	He already had a knighthood, didn't he?
	I thought he had a knighthood.
	Yeah, he's Sir Randy.
	We gave him a comp.
	He's our artist.
	Him and Paul T are our go-to guys.
	Lovely.
	Sir Randy Asher as Associate Executive Producer.
	It is absolutely true.
	I've talked to a couple people here in Hollywood, and they all say, you know, you're absolutely right.
	This is a fair credit, and people should absolutely put it on their resume.
	Now that we have been legitimized in print in USA Today, I think that it makes a lot of sense.
	And you are just one of the 400,000 listeners that we are credited to.
	The rest of you out there, you know what you have to do.
	You've got to go out there and propagate the formula.
	Do it.
	Say it loud and proud.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Yes, we do.
	Especially referees at FIFA. Okay.
	Audience participation time.
	Order!
	Stand with me now.
	Shut up, slave.
	Oh, no one ever calls on that line.
	pfft It can't be a right number.
	No?
	No.
	I don't even know why I have a home phone.
	Do you have an extra line at your tower?
	Yeah, I have a home phone.
	Yeah, at the tower.
	I don't even know why.
	I have no idea.
	I was like, yeah, give me that too.
	Throw that into the package.
	Might as well take it.
	Triple, into the triple play.
	So, wow, yeah.
	That, I think, was some of the really big news.
	I was actually, I watched the game.
	Someone's actually leaving voicemail.
	I watched the last 15 minutes of the game while I was in the, what is it called?
	The Beverly Center.
	That's the huge mall on Beverly here in Los Angeles.
	You were standing around with a bunch of locals watching soccer?
	Well, they have a bar kind of in the food court, and it was basically packed.
	And believe me, the crowd was for Spain.
	No doubt about it.
	Well, you know, the funny thing is, at this time of year, there's really no real sporting action except some random baseball games, so people can see where the timing is good for this game.
	I figured out, by the way, why the Netherlands doesn't have a government yet.
	It took me a while, and I was like, what is taking so long?
	Because essentially Geert Wilders, who now, of course, is being vilified, and he's, oh, well, anything but Geert, even though 25% of the voting public voted for him.
	The Christian Democrats lost.
	They've been running the country for the past eight years.
	They lost the most.
	They're down to, I think, around in the 20-something seats in the government.
	A percent, I should say.
	Then you have the...
	The kind of middle-right guys, I could say you call them the conservatives, they came out the winners along with labor.
	So, of course, you've got the conservative and the, let's just call it labor, kind of right and left, and how are they going to work together?
	So they're trying to form a government, and the obvious party to draw in would be Geert Wilders, and then you have a majority cabinet, and you can go and govern the country, but they don't want him in.
	And I figured it out.
	It's because they need to keep the same guy running the Justice Department where all of the pedophile elites are running the show.
	Here we go to the pedophiles again.
	Well, you have not heard.
	I know you haven't because I haven't actually seen this in print in English yet.
	Remember I told you about Belgium?
	Right.
	About what was going on there.
	Well, they did a little search there at the Archbishop's Pad in Brussels, and gee, what did they find?
	Hundreds of pictures of two of the Dutroux victims.
	Julie and Melissa, these are two eight-year-old girls, but pictures of their bodies being dug up, and he had confidential files that were only intended to be in court dossiers.
	So the Archbishop is in deep, deep, deep trouble, as is, I would have to say, the Pope, who, remember the Pope came out and said, oh, this is wrong, you shouldn't be, you shouldn't do this, this is not humane!
	You can't just go and search somebody's house like this!
	And they find all of this evidence in the Dutroux, you've got to Google that, D-U-T-R-O-U-X. Which, of course, is part of the huge pedophile ring rampant across Europe and God knows how far.
	And I just want to say I called that one.
	And it's just sickening.
	Sickening!
	So yeah, in the Netherlands, they've got to keep the Hirsch Balin, who is running the Justice Department, they've got to keep him in to keep all those guys in their spot.
	And that's why they can't form the coalition, because that would mean the Christian Democrats would have to come in.
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, you watch.
	Yeah, I'm watching, alright.
	Mr.
	Dvorak, do you know a man named Adam Curry?
	Look, I'm just not afraid of them.
	I'm not afraid of these guys.
	I'm afraid of other people, but not of these guys.
	Not anymore.
	It's so out there, so many people know what they're up to, and the whole justice system is completely corrupted by them.
	Well, that's why there's no government there.
	Exactly.
	And it'll take a while.
	And, of course, if...
	I'm sorry.
	I hate to say it, but when the Netherlands loses the World Cup, you know, that'll extend another two weeks.
	We'll have analysis, and then, you know, the boys will come back from South Africa, and they'll still have some form of a parade, and they'll be, you know, everyone will be depressed, and they'll have other things to talk about.
	So it's basically whether they win or lose is a two-week extension.
	Yeah, well, it's on Sunday, so we'll know probably right after we finish the Sunday show.
	Unfortunately, people, I'm sure, will be watching the game while they're listening to us live.
	Well, you know, our live listeners, you know, the bulk of our listeners are listening in their car while they're driving to work on Monday.
	This is true.
	Maybe we should put off doing the show until after the game's over.
	Nah.
	Nah.
	That would be bad.
	I don't think so.
	So the Queen was at the United Nations first time in 57 years Her Majesty had come to the General Assembly.
	Yeah, she was in New York for five whole hours.
	She apparently didn't want to spend the extra cash to spend the night.
	It was too expensive.
	Stay at the Waldorf.
	She decided it was too expensive to spend a day in New York, so she took off.
	It was pretty amazing.
	We had Benjamin Netanyahu was in, of course.
	The only news we got was the Queen's Hat and Netanyahu security details in 9mm were shipped to LA instead of Washington or whatever.
	No one's actually talking about the fact that there's basically the global community, the globalists sitting there going, hey, we're great!
	I wanted to pull some clips and...
	I went to the un.org website, and you can get their video in real player format, I might add.
	I was like, wait a minute.
	I had to go and download the real player, which, of course, immediately asks if it wants to hijack every piece of media on my computer.
	Right, you ruin your entire system again.
	Hugging you for the rest of your life.
	What is wrong with these people?
	Now, this is the operation, the UN, that keeps up with everything.
	They're real modern, so they figure out the climate 25 years from now, but they can't get off real player.
	Yeah, she actually said, we're battling climate, but we're doing great because we have 140,000 stations around the world helping poor people.
	And I'm like, oh my god!
	Just the gall of this woman to say that.
	And then the BBC interviews the Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon.
	And Ban Ki-moon, of course we know that the United Nations, the Blue Helmets, were in Haiti and they were helping everybody and, oh yes, let's send them 9.9 billion dollars and let's rebuild and President Clinton is in charge of it.
	And the BBC asked a question of Secretary General Ban Ki-moon about Haiti.
	His answer?
	Quite baffling to me.
	Capacity.
	Can I ask you how much of the 10 billion dollars that's been promised has been delivered?
	It's not, it's not much, it's not much.
	It's not much.
	I can tell you.
	So, I don't want to quote any exact amount in the statistics, in number term, but I'm working very hard and I'm going to discuss this matter with President Clinton, how we can expedite and accelerate the delivery of this money.
	Yeah, Clinton's going to help.
	It's almost funny.
	Just give it to my phone.
	Shysters show up and take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity.
	They took their money, it went into Clinton's own foundation, and now Bunky Moon, yeah, I'll call Bill and ask him if he can, like, hey, this is a letter like check is in the mail time.
	It's like, yeah, yeah, the check's coming, I just had to initiate the transfer, you know, all these swift regulations.
	And is it holding up the recovery and reconstruction in Haiti?
	Now, in fact, President Preval yesterday was expressing his frustration that they have not much money and they have even some problem in meeting, keeping their government officials' salary and their budget is also very much short.
	I'm very much concerned about that.
	If it wasn't so horrible, I would really laugh a long time.
	It is so bad.
	I mean, we had huge worldwide outpouring of love and money that all went to Clinton and the Red Cross and to Bush.
	It didn't go to the Haiti.org fund.
	It went into their foundations.
	They admit it.
	Yeah, we got the money.
	I got the expenses.
	I'm having trouble figuring out how to get it out.
	Yeah.
	It's like PayPal, man.
	I gotta call them.
	I gotta figure out what's going on.
	Bastards, I say.
	Bastards stealing money from people who are dying.
	Bastards.
	And then the UN, of course, is moving people out of the town so they can put in trailers for themselves.
	I hate laughing about it, but it's just so...
	My goodness.
	Bonky Moon, United Nations indeed.
	Yeah, that operation should be shut down.
	That's all the John Birch Society guys were saying back in the 60s.
	Oh, no, the United Nations is fantastic.
	Yes.
	And, you know, everybody else is thinking they're crazy.
	They had bumper stickers like U.S. out of U.N. or something.
	I forget, they had a whole bunch of different...
	It was the way to go, and your generation screwed it up.
	It was probably a good idea.
	We should have paid it.
	Your generation screwed it up, man.
	Thanks.
	What can I say?
	We were idealists.
	Yeah, thanks a bundle.
	And you still wear Crocs.
	I wear Speedos.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Speedo shoes.
	Just for anybody out there that doesn't want to get the wrong image.
	Some research done by lots of our producers, and I thank you profusely, regarding the SDRs.
	This is another UN initiative who have essentially said, we need to get off that dollar thingy.
	We need to have a new monetary unit, which for years, and we've talked about it for years, is going to be the SDR, the Special Drawing Right.
	Or rights.
	And there's actually on the UN website, or the IMF website, there is a conversion table.
	Yep.
	Currently, the US dollar is 1.49 SDRs.
	And according to the Montreal Convention, all of this is linked in the show notes, of course, at noagendashow.com, formerly known as the Convention for the Unification of Certain Rules for International Carriage, which is a part of ICAO, another part of the United Nations, they have established set monetary amounts for flight disaster.
	So if an arm gets ripped off, you get X amount of money.
	You've all seen this.
	You've all read the tickets.
	So just to show you how widespread this is, people have been sending in their carriage agreements from around the globe.
	And all of them list SDRs, although different amounts, I might say.
	So we have Ryanair who talks about...
	Let me just see how many SDRs you get from them in case you die.
	113,100 SDRs.
	From them, you have KLM, which is Air France.
	Let me just look up their SDR amount.
	Oh, the same, 113,100 SDRs.
	And Delta Airlines, so it's propagated to the United States as well.
	And what do they say about SDRs?
	We're much lower.
	A thousand SDRs.
	What?
	Yeah, you get screwed for some reason.
	Maybe we're not on board the right program.
	Well, Delta's a crappy airline nowadays.
	But it's not in dollars or anything.
	It's in SDRs.
	Well, that's $1,400.
	Yay!
	Almost $1,500.
	So, you know, when it's in these types of contracts...
	I think it's pretty much a done deal.
	We know that they're in the trading systems.
	The SDR is our new currency and they just have to figure out a way to turn that into something, into coins, so we'd accept it.
	Maybe, I'm sorry, coin.
	It'll just be debit cards and electronic money and we'll get used to it and we'll just be dealing with SDRs and it's The de facto end of our sovereignty of the United States dollar.
	And it's supported by President Obama and his administration.
	Yeah.
	Thank you, President Obama, for screwing us.
	Yeah.
	Yay!
	I can see the email.
	You have to think beyond the borders of the United States.
	The whole idea is just to take our sovereignty away so we're now governed by a world body.
	Because the orientation is toward a world government.
	And the Obama administration, I think probably the administrations before him, until he got to Eisenhower, who wouldn't do this, I'm sure, were all...
	Thinking along the same lines.
	We need a world government.
	We've said this before to new listeners.
	We've said this before.
	We need a world government so we can clamp down on all the peoples of the world so there'll be no more wars and people who are rich and wealthy will never have to worry about having their stuff stolen.
	Yeah.
	That's all it is.
	Remember, you are a human resource.
	Think the Matrix.
	A human resource.
	That's what you're called in your company.
	You've been conditioned over many, many years to be ready for this proud moment.
	And they're really pushing it.
	They're really trying to move it along here.
	Yeah, it only gets so far before something bad happens, and that's the end of it.
	The Civil War and the EU will be the kicker.
	And then people will have their stuff stolen again.
	I mean, if you want to see stuff stolen, go to the Hermitage Museum in St.
	Petersburg.
	What do you see there?
	Spoils of War.
	Oh.
	Stolen art.
	Right.
	There's a lot of stolen art in the Louvre, too, but most of it's up at the Hermitage.
	Beautiful collection, by the way.
	So, you know, we got more email about this one thing than I think anything else.
	Which is the declaration by the BBC that if you don't like...
	GM food.
	GM foods.
	This is, of course, the message to Europe.
	Remember about when we actually first started doing this show, the Europeans were extremely...
	They were dead set against having any GM foods anywhere on their shelves throughout the entire EU, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but this is a part of the Codex Alimentarius.
	Within three short years...
	This has turned into completely the opposite, where they're promoting GM Foods, and now there's a BBC News report written by a viewpoint written by Jonathan Jones, who is, by the way, connected to Monsanto.
	The guy is not just connected, he actually works for an institute or a company whose largest client is Monsanto.
	So, but that's okay.
	There's no mention of that in the article.
	There's no, you're usually at the end of an article, they have some disclaimers.
	I mean, most good publications who aren't trying to propagandize you will have a little thing at the end saying the guy will share it or whatever.
	A little asterisk, sure.
	Something at the end that lets you know that the guy's got a perspective that may be slanted.
	But no, not here.
	So apparently you're a picky eater or a fussy eater if you have something to use, if you like this.
	An orthorexic.
	Yeah, you're orthorexic, which is the new word which I just love.
	Yeah, orthorexia nervosa is the obsession with eating healthy.
	Go figure.
	Yeah, so you're an orthorexic if you're picky about your food, in particular genetically modified.
	And it seems very simple.
	See, the Haitians rejected the Monsanto donation of, was it cotton?
	No, it wasn't cotton.
	It was corn, I think.
	Probably corn.
	Corn is their biggie.
	Right.
	Of genetically modified corn seed.
	And their reason for it is, you know, hey, once we start, then we're beholden to you.
	Then you control our entire food supply.
	And that is, of course, the whole point.
	The whole point is to control the food supply from the bases, particularly with corn.
	It goes into everything, besides the fact that it has been known to kill mice, like they get cancers within two months.
	And I guess our genetic makeup is similar to that of mice.
	We're close enough.
	That's why they use them, right?
	It's close enough, yeah.
	In fact, that's true.
	A couple genes difference.
	In fact, I've seen large people that look like mice.
	Have you ever noticed that?
	The rat face person?
	In my company in the 90s, we had a guy who we called Rat Boy.
	He actually had one of those faces you refer to.
	Rat Boy.
	Frank.
	Anyway, so that's kind of the interesting thing.
	This is just a subtle but never-ending assault.
	This is one thing, by the way, our show, we can't fight this to any real extreme.
	I mean, we hope that a lot of people get out there and start thinking right.
	But when you have a public relations machine that is just going to pound you and pound you and pound you year after year, day after day, from all sorts of angles.
	This is like the boxer that comes in from the weird angles.
	It just beats you back.
	We can bring this up, and I'm sure a lot of our listeners spotted it immediately as some phony deal.
	But it's just the foregone conclusion that these guys are going to win.
	Uh, yeah, well, you know, we'll see.
	I still always have a silent hope.
	We know that several hundred thousand people won't fall forward immediately, and those are the people who listen to this program.
	And there's other shows out there that people listen to.
	Yeah, no, we're not the only ones complaining about it, but we're orthorexics or whatever they call it.
	Where's the t-shirt?
	I'm looking for the orthorexic and proud of it.
	Randy Atcher, be alert.
	Mm-hmm.
	That's what we need.
	Actually, we can do a little artwork on orthorexism.
	Orthorexia.
	It's orthorexia.
	Orthorexia.
	I'm a proud orthorexic.
	It's just...
	I think I'm a proud orthorexic would be a good t-shirt.
	What's that?
	You can probably pick somebody up with that t-shirt.
	Because they're going to ask somebody.
	Of course, that's who you want to pick up, but whatever.
	So the other big news, well there were a couple things meant to cover up the UN. We had to cover that up.
	We couldn't have any in-depth reporting.
	God forbid.
	So what do we do?
	We flip the camera on.
	Lindsay Lohan once again.
	As she is now ordered to go to jail, you slave!
	And, boy, this alcohol thing, this demon drink, we're getting more feedback on this than from the Shantix stuff.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	It's really amazing.
	And this is also, well, this is what you call, John, the neo-prohibitionist movement.
	But it's really, it falls, I have it under demon drink in the...
	In the show notes, but it almost falls under Gitmo Nation if you listen to what's going down.
	So first of all, the reason why Lindsay Lohan is in court and it's all blown up is to remind you that you are under control of the system and you need to be very obedient and comply.
	Now, we've got a lot of different stories, and I have, of course, no...
	No pity on someone who has been arrested or convicted of drunk driving or DUI. However, when you hear that almost in every single case...
	Producer Stewart sent this one in.
	A woman was...
	She got a DUI. She...
	The way he writes...
	She blew a 0.9.
	The legal limit was a 0.8.
	Now, she says...
	She claims that...
	She doesn't understand because she only had a glass of wine with dinner four hours before.
	Which, by the way, I'll believe that.
	I'll believe that these machines aren't calibrated, etc.
	But be it as that may, you shouldn't drink at all if you're going to go drive.
	So here's what she got.
	Um...
	Besides a fine, she got 80 hours of community service.
	She lost her license for a year.
	She has to report in regularly.
	She can't drink in her own home.
	She can't drink at all.
	She can't have over-the-counter drugs like Tylenol.
	I mean, it makes no sense.
	I mean, drinking alcohol is not outlawed.
	You cannot drink and drive.
	Got it.
	I totally agree.
	But here, from Steve, his son is in Montana.
	He says, cops literally stand outside bars.
	The minute someone walks outside the bar, they arrest them for public drunkenness.
	And they send you to jail, which of course is the whole money-making scheme in the first place.
	And then we get Patrick Bailey...
	And he says he had the interlock on his car for a year, for his first DUI. A year, mind you.
	And he says the interlock, to start it, you have to blow and hum at the same time.
	It's not just blowing.
	You have to hum so you can't blow into a balloon and then put that onto the interlock.
	So you have to make like a...
	And it does indeed make you blow and hum while you're driving.
	It'll randomly beep that you have to blow and hum.
	Otherwise it'll start honking the horn and then it won't start after that.
	He had to go on this program for, as I said, for an entire year.
	And just the stories go on and on about not drinking.
	And I don't understand it.
	I totally understand drinking and driving.
	That's not okay.
	But they just don't want you to drink at all.
	It makes no sense to me.
	There was a big story about what's going on in San Diego.
	I have that story.
	You want to hear the news report?
	Yeah, why don't you play that?
	And I want to play a couple of clips about Prohibition that came up on the Jon Stewart show that are worth listening to, about a new book.
	Right, so they outlawed drinking on the beach of San Diego for the 4th of July, and so they made a gathering center in Kate Sessions Park, which is where everyone had to go to drink.
	And it's sad, because you see all these people literally standing in a circle, drinking.
	Of course, let's have a little pre-roll here.
	The internet is so ruined.
	And I've helped ruined it.
	I'm sorry about that.
	So, yeah, everyone was in Kate Sessions Park, and they're doing beer bongs, and the cops are all standing there.
	And apparently they're smoking dope, and nobody cares about that either.
	Well, worse, people who were smoking cigarettes got a ticket.
	Kate Sessions Park and North Pacific Beach offers a unique vantage point over San Diego.
	It's pretty breathtaking.
	I mean, you can see all of PB, Mission Beach, downtown, and we're going to have a great view for the fireworks.
	But the building crowds are taking advantage of another unique trait, the free flow of alcohol.
	This is one of the only parks in San Diego you can drink at.
	Generally, this park was not as popular before the beach alcohol ban.
	Fourth of July, revelers took full advantage using swimming pools as beer coolers, drinking alcohol, cascading down what's known as the ice lube.
	So it kind of looks like a fair, John.
	It looks like a state fair, and they've got all kinds of stands set up, and you can go drink Jägermeister at this one, and you can have Bud out of a swimming pool, and you can do the four-person beer bong.
	But essentially, you're just in a camp, in a drinking camp.
	Yeah, you're in a drinking camp.
	It's like the freedom of speech zones that they have now.
	Yeah.
	Talking to police about what's allowed and what's not.
	So they're asking a lot of good questions, and we're giving them the answers, hopefully, that they want to hear.
	Regulars at the park say it's just good, clean fun.
	A lot of people like to come out and have drinks and cocktails and stuff like that.
	You know, never really had any trouble out here about rowdy crowds and stuff like that.
	People at the park hope the city will continue to allow alcohol at Kate Sessions Park, but say they're not optimistic that these kinds of celebrations will last much longer.
	It's like alcohol's been banned.
	You have to go to the gathering center to go drink on a national holiday.
	They don't want you drinking.
	Let's just get to the point here.
	Why?
	Who came up with this crap?
	Because it's bad.
	It's evil.
	Oh, the demon drink.
	Let's play Last Call 1.
	There's a book, by the way, the book club should note this book.
	It's called Last Call.
	It's about the history of prohibition.
	And the guy makes some interesting points.
	But how this came about as a law is kind of weird, to say the least, because of the people that all got together on it.
	And he doesn't really deconstruct, the writer at least, didn't deconstruct on the Jon Stewart show exactly some of the elements of this that I'll discuss after we play the clip Last Call 1.
	How long did it take?
	They started the movement really in...
	Well, it starts in the middle of the 19th century, but they don't talk about a constitutional amendment until 1913, and six years later, they get one.
	It's astonishing.
	You know, since then, our constitutional amendments are things like, you know, let's move Inauguration Day from March to January.
	The whole country got behind this.
	You had to get two-thirds of Congress, both houses of Congress, and you had to get three-quarters of the state legislatures.
	There wasn't a majority for people for it.
	Just incredible political manipulation like we've never seen before or have seen since.
	Who was leading the move?
	It's a very diverse group.
	There's Kerry Nation, there's all kinds of people.
	It was an incredible range of groups.
	At one end of the spectrum, the KKK, the Ku Klux Klan, which for them was an anti-immigrant thing.
	But at the other end, the very left-wing industrial workers of the world, they were for prohibition because they thought liquor was a tool that the capitalists were using to keep the working man down.
	What?
	I thought that was a tool that kept the working man working.
	And to keep the television host.
	Is it the only thing, the Klan and the Wobblies, is the only thing they ever agreed on?
	I would think so.
	And in between, many, many other groups, the Progressive Party was involved, and of course the women's suffrage movement.
	The women's suffrage movement and the prohibition movement were siblings.
	They moved together.
	And the women supported prohibition.
	And the only thing that the Anti-Saloon League, the organization that ran the prohibition effort, the only other thing that they supported was voting rights for women.
	And even the KKK supported voting rights for women because they thought women would vote for prohibition.
	And you know what?
	They did.
	It turns out, there's a couple of interesting little aspects to this.
	It turns out that one of the reasons women were so pro-prohibition, and probably still are to some extent, is because they were excluded from the saloons.
	They weren't allowed in.
	Oh, right.
	That makes sense.
	And then he points out later that as the speakeasy scene developed, women were allowed into those, and then they changed the entire model for what constitutes a nightclub and everything else.
	Once the women got to go in and drink themselves, and they changed their attitudes, but they were essentially stuck at home.
	These guys would go to saloons to come back drunk, and that would be kind of the end of it.
	The other thing is that the KKK and some of these other groups actually represent the Southern Baptists, the non-drinking Christians.
	Who I believe are still mostly responsible for what's going on today.
	They don't believe in what the Bible says about wine.
	They drink orange juice for their sacrament, and there's a lot of issues like that.
	And they voice this on everybody, especially amongst themselves.
	It's essentially a throwback to the mid-1800s.
	Now, the next clip, which is the one I actually had to pay attention to to do some calculations so people get a clue about this, is actually more interesting.
	This is a clip that he discusses how much people used to actually drink, and it's quite a bit.
	Country was hammered.
	Well, it starts in the beginning.
	You know, George Washington actually gave liquor to people who voted for him when he was running for the House of Burgesses.
	James Madison drank a pint of whiskey every day.
	He was like 5'2".
	That's a lot for a little guy like him.
	And, you know, it was part of American life.
	In 1830, that was the one we drank the most.
	It was 7 1⁄2 gallons of pure alcohol a year.
	This equivalent of 95ths of 80 proof liquor.
	For every man, woman, and child over 15, that was the average consumption.
	Wow.
	So, you know, nowadays it's like, oh, you're going to have a second glass of wine?
	You know, I mean, everybody's concerned about the drinking to such an extreme.
	Oh, too many beers.
	He's had two beers.
	The equivalent, I did a calculation on the alcohol consumption based on what he said and what's in that book.
	And essentially for everybody in the entire country of the United States of America over the age of 15, that would mean that everybody averages And this is an average, mind you, because most 15-year-olds aren't drinking anything.
	Average would be averaging 1.4 bottles of Cabernet a day.
	Yeah.
	Average.
	But now, you know, you have two beers, which is the equivalent of, I don't know, two glasses of wine, I suppose.
	Yeah, it should be the equivalent.
	Yeah, about two glasses of wine.
	It's like a scandal.
	And I just can't believe that people allow themselves to be shepherded and herded into a pen to go drink.
	It's just...
	I said, don't they see what's happening with cops running around?
	Yeah, cops all over the place, busting people with cigarettes and letting the marijuana smoke go by.
	You're smoking a cigarette, you get a $200 ticket, you're smoking a doobie, and it's okay.
	I'm at a loss.
	Well, this is the same thing where they've now penned, you know, you get penned, you put in a pen, a literal pen with a fence, a fenced-in area for the free speech zones during the convention.
	This began during the Bush administration and continues, and it's not going to end.
	And essentially now free speech, yeah, you got your free speech, you get in this cage, and you get all the free speech you want.
	And by the way, the cage is nowhere near the event or anything like that.
	Right, that's true.
	So this situation is just worsening by the day, and this anti-drinking stuff.
	Of course, you know, some of these kids overdo it, but still.
	This is kind of maybe a good moment to bring up some Ministry of Truth items.
	I did find one article, which I put in the show notes, noagendashow.com, on the $1.1 trillion budget that is deemed as passed, so no one has to vote on it, so we won't have to deal with that come November.
	Oh, heaven forbid.
	There'd be a debate.
	We don't want to debate over money we don't have that we're going to go borrow.
	The Globe magazine...
	Now, who owns the Globe?
	We know that the CIA has very good ties to the National Enquirer.
	I think the National Enquirer owns the Globe, or they're part of the Globe.
	This is what I was thinking, and I thought they were part of the same group, and they have, at the supermarket, headline, front page, Obama was not born in the U.S. Ah, please.
	Yeah, and they've got some...
	They probably sell a lot of copies.
	Well, they've got this Hawaiian election clerk, Who is acting now as a whistleblower, and he's saying it does not exist.
	The birth certificate does not exist.
	It came out a few weeks ago, that Hawaiian election clerk.
	Right, no, he's been around for a while, but now...
	I think the more interesting thing is still when...
	I don't know if you can find the clip where Michelle says, you know, that...
	Yeah, his family in...
	He's from Kenya.
	Yeah, from Kenya.
	His homeland of Kenya.
	Do you think that she's in the game as well?
	She's supposed to slip some of that in?
	I don't know why she did that, but it's amazing.
	By the way, this picture they put on the front of the globe, this is the third Obama.
	I think this is a whole other guy they got.
	Maybe it's these masks that they have.
	I was looking at some good masks the other day.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	Amazing, those masks.
	Yeah, there's apparently some guys robbing banks with a black man's mask.
	You look like a black guy.
	These are very expensive, tight-fitting, I think they cost like $400 or $500, tight-fitting to the face, full mask that you actually can look like.
	You look like a person, and the face moves.
	It's like a Hollywood-level quality mask.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Then, this is the funniest report.
	Of course, most people don't get beyond the actual headlines, but in the article...
	Actually, USA Today linked to the third and most comprehensive investigation of ClimateGate.
	And it's a PDF file as the ClimateGate inquiry clears scientists of all dishonesty.
	And this report is so funny, John.
	Have you had a chance to look at the actual report?
	No, I have not looked at it.
	I just read the headline.
	Let me just scroll ahead.
	Yeah, exactly.
	We read these reports so you don't have to.
	If you listen to the show, you get all the info you want.
	Just scroll ahead to page 33 here.
	Emails are rarely definitive evidence of what actually occurred.
	They are open to interpretation.
	Having identified specific allegations against CRU, based on the emails, the review then sought to obtain evidence to substantiate or refute these allegations as described in the subsequent chapters of this report.
	The presumption is that emails were selected to support a particular viewpoint.
	They get into the validity of an email.
	In some instances, the leaked emails contain statements which might be viewed as supporting the behavior of CRU and countering the allegations in paragraph 9 above.
	And then they go ahead and they take little bits of the emails out of context and they analyze every single word and sentence structure.
	It's a...
	It's just ridiculous.
	It's bullcrap.
	Of course it's bullcrap.
	And this, how long is this report?
	This thing is, how many pages?
	A hundred and, no?
	A hundred and sixty pages.
	And, well, no.
	No, we're sorry, people.
	No, no.
	This Climategate thing, nothing to see here.
	Move along, folks.
	Climate change is for real.
	And, as you know, something.
	Science is in.
	It's all there.
	It's all taken care of.
	All done.
	I will say Salon did a pretty good job.
	They must have listened to our show.
	Or they have a brain, which is rare.
	The title of the article, What General McChrystal May Have Planned All Along.
	Of course, this is what we said.
	We said day one.
	Yeah, of course the guy planned it.
	He wanted to get out, and exactly what we predicted.
	He resigned, and he resigned as a four-star general, even though he hadn't served as a four-star general long enough, so it was a complete deal.
	All he had to do was just set it all up.
	There's no way the 32,000 person PR department at the Pentagon would actually have let this happen unless it was intended to happen.
	And Salon figured it out.
	Congratulations, guys.
	Good job.
	It takes them like 800 words to describe what happened, where it's just so freaking obvious.
	Everyone just kind of moves on.
	Onward.
	Yes.
	To the next scam.
	Yes.
	It never ends.
	No, it doesn't.
	The Mythbusters, remember we were talking about this last week about how many people think that Mythbusters is such a, you know, this is about having ads in your show and basically being reliant upon the established system instead of a listener-based show, which we are.
	So, I played this clip from Adam Savage, who describes in great detail, you know, how American Express pulled the segment on RFID, and then someone sent in, producer Robert sent in a story, I didn't know this, that Savage backpedaled on that whole thing.
	Oh, yeah, I knew that.
	I didn't know that.
	Like, he's like, oh, no, it was actually the show's producers that decided not to do the segment.
	Yeah, no, he was like, he kept taking his side.
	Hey, hey, bonehead.
	You like your job?
	Yeah, yeah, shut up, slave.
	You like your job?
	Yeah, yeah, yes, sir.
	I like my job.
	Read this.
	I like my job.
	I like my job.
	No, but it was so obvious.
	It's like...
	You blame the sponsors.
	You committed the mortal sin.
	You are an idiot.
	It's almost like a network where Howard Buell gets called in.
	Yeah, it's like, you know, I am God!
	This is the closest you will get.
	You will blame it on the show.
	The show didn't want to do it.
	It just wasn't good enough.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
	So we do have a couple of donors this week.
	Yes, we do.
	Slow summer.
	But let's do a few.
	Actually, I have one here.
	Let's see if I put it aside, of course, so I can't find it.
	It's typical.
	I got one from the Karma Club, which I can read.
	It may be in the spreadsheet.
	I haven't seen it from...
	Yeah, it is.
	Eric Newman.
	Uh...
	Yeah, he's on the spreadsheet.
	Do we want to wait until we get there?
	Yeah, we can do him now.
	Okay, well let me get the one that I want to get out of the way first, which is it came in on email.
	From Curtis?
	No, Matthew Greensmith.
	Oh, okay.
	Go ahead.
	For donation number three, I'd request a rectification.
	Oh, that hurts.
	Uh-oh, what have we done wrong?
	A rectification of a minor injustice.
	A rectification, I gotcha.
	When I last donated, I de-worded one Simon Elisha.
	He did the right thing.
	He did the right thing and immediately donated to the Deuce Club, but in the cattle call, never officially received a de-douching.
	Oh no!
	Hold on!
	You've been de-douched.
	So that's the official de-douche for Simon.
	Sorry about that.
	So thank you for pointing that out.
	Yeah, and thanks for the support on the Deuce Club.
	I don't know what happened, how we missed that one.
	No, he's been de-douched, so everything's good.
	Talk to the numbers guy.
	That's me.
	So let's see what we got here.
	I've got to get a bigger monitor or something.
	Uh-oh, are your eyes finally going?
	No, no.
	It scrolls off to the edge, and I can only either read the name of the person.
	Actually, what I've got to do is I've got to just do something with these.
	Let me just squeeze.
	There we go.
	Squeeze?
	Squeeze it.
	It's not like the list is that big, John.
	No, I'm talking about left and right is the problem.
	It's not up and down.
	Up and down is no big deal.
	Okay.
	So now I've got this thing over.
	I'm trying to take the Excel thing and move it to the right, and it won't squeeze over.
	So I'll start.
	This is terrible.
	What is wrong with this software?
	Curtis Sorrells from Hillsdale...
	Michigan sent us $116.22.
	Not quite sure what the significance is of the number, but we of course really appreciate the support.
	I was going to send you guys my pet lizards, but I sold them instead, since I didn't have your address.
	Post your home addresses somewhere online, and soon I will mail you some snakes or ferrets instead of money.
	Who really wants money?
	Anyhow, lizards and ferrets are so much more fun and U.S. dollars are worthless.
	Anyhow, enjoy the worthless money, you crackpots.
	Curtis, thank you.
	And please do not send us lizards and ferrets.
	No, we do not want lizards or ferrets, for that matter.
	I appreciate the thought, though.
	Justin Bowerl?
	Bowerl.
	Or Bowerly, maybe.
	From Rescue, California, in Gitmo Nation.
	Love the show.
	I've been listening for over a year.
	Can you please de-douche me and play the climate jingle one more time?
	Well, first we can do...
	You've been de-douched.
	I gotta tell you that...
	What's that little...
	I didn't hear that little bass riff at the end.
	Oh yeah, listen to it.
	It's really nice.
	You've been de-douched.
	Yeah, that is actually...
	That goes deep down into your DNA. That makes the de-douching work.
	That pulls the de-douche out.
	And he wanted the Climategate jingle one more time.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	To the gate, to the gate, to the climate gate.
	This is pretty good.
	He says he also needs some karma for his new venture, twitter.com slash sportsmarketman.
	I'm going to be tweeting ideas, thoughts about marketing and sports, especially the psychology side of it.
	Thanks for opening my mind.
	More dollars to come.
	Thank you.
	That was pretty good.
	Thank you, sportsmarketman.
	Okay, I got the spreadsheet working now.
	So next on the list is Jesus Muriel.
	Oh, actually, we have to fire something up for Jesus there.
	Hey, Adam and John, this donation is a birthday present.
	That is $55.50 for my girlfriend, Paola.
	Please send her a good karma package.
	She needs it.
	Many thanks, Jesus.
	Well, Paola, happy birthday from your boys!
	Can I do a little extra thingy here for a moment, John?
	Go for it.
	A second.
	Joining the club today and celebrating her 40th birthday, the lovely Miss Mickey, who takes very good care of me during the early morning sessions, particularly on Sundays with who takes very good care of me during the early morning I love you, baby.
	She won't even hear that because she left the place.
	No, she listens on Pocket No Agenda.
	Oh, does she now?
	Oh, yeah.
	There's one spot on Sunset where she has to reconnect, but otherwise it's a radio.
	It's a complete radio.
	And she loves it because now she's got the new version installed and then it goes, in the morning!
	And then you just tap the screen and the screen starts playing.
	It's great.
	It's the future.
	Well, she's always responding 20 seconds later.
	She's walking around the house with her earphones in.
	Because of the delay on the stream.
	And so we'll say something and she'll come in 20 seconds later and make a face at me.
	I'm like, what is she doing?
	Oh, okay.
	A little delay.
	But it's not just that the future is here.
	It is radio.
	This is exactly what it is.
	These things are radio.
	This is listener-supported radio to the oomph.
	I don't get why people are bitching about the iPhone 4.
	Who cares?
	Who uses the phone?
	Who cares about?
	I don't give a crap about the phone portion of it.
	As long as it runs Pocket No Agenda.
	Yeah, Pocket No Agenda.
	Check it out.
	Eric Newman from Orlando, Florida gave us two double nickels on the dime.
	Adam and John calling out the karma for some crazy karma for my gorgeous girlfriend, Sarah Steed.
	No, Stead.
	Sarah Stead.
	She's currently unemployed and desperately looking for a job.
	She's in Orlando.
	Well, there's a lot of good-looking women down there.
	She's currently unemployed and definitely looking for a job.
	She has many applications currently pending at a variety of companies, so please give her all you've got.
	Additionally, this Double Nickels on the Dime donation is my option to be a Minuteman in the No Agenda Militia.
	Your show has greatly influenced my life, and I now feel incomplete without my dose.
	Keep up the good work.
	I know how it feels.
	I have exactly the same.
	Kerry, oh brother, Chahim, C-H-I, no, C-H-I-M. Chim.
	That is a wild name.
	That could be a failure of PayPal for all we know, but we'll call him Kerry Chim.
	Thank you for a great show.
	I'm thanking you for talking about how trains are not better.
	Here in Ohio, they want to connect all the big cities.
	The train will have eight stops.
	It will take six hours in total, not including the stops.
	When I can drive that in four, a ticket will be $38 for Cincinnati to Cleveland, but if I take a train, I want to look around Cleveland.
	I'll either need to rent a car or get a taxi, so I'm spending more money than driving my personal vehicle.
	What a waste of $400 million from the stimulus.
	That would be great work.
	Yeah.
	He's right.
	Yeah, of course he's right.
	You get a train, and then you're going to get there.
	What are you going to do?
	We're not set up for, you know, we're set up as a car-airplane country.
	That is the infrastructure.
	I don't care.
	People want to have bicycles in Berkeley, that's fine.
	You're going to get hit by the car eventually.
	You're going to be crippled.
	But it's beside the point.
	The thing is, we're a car.
	Our infrastructure is cars and airplanes.
	This is all bogus.
	It's a money grab.
	Oh, hold on.
	John C. DeVore, ex-petive of day.
	Computers donates from Victoria, Australia, 50-50 donating this week because I loved, loved, I say, loved Sunday's show.
	People must have thought I was crazy as I walked around the supermarket with an idiot grin on my face for the first half of the show, or it could have just been the upswing in my bipolar.
	Also, as a computer repairer who sees many PCs each week, a great way to spread the show is to subscribe my customers to it via iTunes or the Zune.
	I've done this on several dozen computers.
	Oh, cool!
	That's a great one.
	And I've gotten a lot of comments, mostly positive, back from the owners when they discover and then listen to the shows.
	Mike Caddick Stahl, Victoria.
	Australia.
	That's cool.
	Finally, C.G. Mayer, Mount Gambier.
	And then we have our knighthood layaways, Tristan Lennon, Travis Wynn, and Mike.
	Did you get our French donation?
	I think you passed over Peter Le Croft.
	Did I miss it?
	Where is it on his list?
	Peter Le Croft.
	That's a very French name.
	Oh, there it is.
	Yeah, I did miss it.
	Peter Le Croft.
	I don't know where that is.
	Let's take a quick look on Google.
	He doesn't sound like a French guy.
	Wouldn't it be Pierre?
	Pierre Lucroff.
	Or maybe, I don't know, maybe PayPal doesn't let you put French names in.
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	Where is it?
	Is it in wine country?
	I'm looking.
	Southwest.
	Southwest.
	Wine country in France, huh?
	I wonder where that is.
	So what we need is more support.
	The summer is slow, as you can tell, although we really appreciate the ever-growing list of people who are donating $5 a month.
	We understand it's hard economic times, but signing up for...
	I mean, you do spend $5 a month on something frivolous that you could spend on...
	Yeah, like parking meters.
	Yeah.
	Think of what you put into a parking meter and then just give us $5 a month and you'll be helping out the world.
	Yes.
	We want to thank everybody who gives 5 or 25.
	We used to have the 25 a year thing.
	I think I'll put that back up.
	You did 30, but you should do a 33-33.
	Yeah, okay.
	Yeah, let's do that.
	I'm just meaning to change it.
	Yeah.
	If it wasn't such a rigmarole, I'd probably...
	It's right up there with the Ring Project.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Well, no, this is...
	Dealing with PayPal is just very subtly...
	Annoying.
	Annoying.
	Yeah, I know.
	It is annoying.
	So this little town, Masklat, is out in the lot, which is out in the area where they make the Kaur wine.
	Nice.
	We should go visit.
	Which is a Malbec-based product.
	Quite tasty.
	Very nice.
	And in the olden days, we'd be drinking a bottle of it as we speak.
	Yeah.
	It's 1830, but...
	Well, that'll be outlawed soon.
	We won't be able to drink any wine.
	Well, they're going to make wine illegal in France.
	It'll be illegal in France.
	It'll be an illegal substance in France.
	They're working on it.
	It's nuts, I tell you.
	Hey, we've got some good news, John, from High Societe.
	Hey!
	Oh, wait.
	First, let's tell everyone where they can support our show.
	Yeah, go to NoAgendaShow.com.
	Click on the donation link, please.
	Also, go to Dvorak.org slash NA, and you'll have all the options, including the producer stuff and all the rest of it.
	ChannelDvorak.com slash NA if you can't get there.
	And you get a lot of bang for the buck.
	You get the daily source code.
	You get Dvorak Horowitz unplugged on the stream.
	You got a bonus.
	You got live music from...
	You berkombos the other day.
	I had the whole studio set up.
	We had a live performance.
	Did you hear that show, John?
	Yeah.
	Really?
	You did?
	Yeah.
	Did you like it?
	I only listened for a few minutes.
	Okay, thanks.
	And, of course, you've got adult porn, adult movie actresses.
	I mean, we've got the gamut.
	We've got everything.
	You don't need to turn on anything else.
	And we watch C-SPAN, so you don't have to.
	So please give us some value for value.
	You know, C-SPAN's been dull recently.
	Well, the 4th and the 5th, no one worked on the 5th, so there was lots of repeats.
	I don't like that.
	They showed just, like, little clips of the UN, so I had to go and get the damn real player thing.
	Yeah, it's been...
	Imagine us saying C-SPAN is boring lately.
	Imagine normal people when they turn that on, like, what is this?
	Yeah, get that off.
	Yeah, turn that off.
	Hey, from our Real News category, John...
	And now, back to Real News.
	Chelsea Clinton is getting married.
	Yeah, I heard that.
	And she's getting married to a guy named Mark Mesvinsky, who is a banker.
	Guess what bank he works for?
	Goldman Sachs.
	Yes!
	I love it when the elites stick together.
	Why not?
	But his dad, Edward Misvinsky, does that ring a bell in your vast memory banks?
	No.
	He was a, let's see, he was a congressman.
	He eventually worked at the United Nations Commission on Human Rights.
	He unsuccessfully sought the Democratic nomination for Senate in Pennsylvania in 1980, and he went to jail on 31 charges of 69 for bank fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud, $10 million involved in the crimes.
	He went to jail.
	He only got out in 2008.
	He went to jail for eight or nine years.
	Wow.
	But his...
	He pleaded mental illness in his defense because he had bipolar disorder.
	And they went, shut up, slave.
	You're going to jail.
	I don't care what you say about your bipolar disorder.
	This is like, remember the olden days back in the 1200s?
	Yes, I remember them well, John.
	Royal families would marry each other, you know, for certain reasons.
	You got the Clintons now, you know, joining up with these guys.
	And, you know, Bill Clinton could have taught this guy a thing or two.
	He may have been involved with his dad.
	It makes total sense.
	It was probably a payoff.
	It's like, alright, I know you took the hit, man.
	You did the time.
	So I'll let your son bone my daughter.
	So if they're going to do that, then they should probably get one of these IUDs I have the commercial for.
	Do you have it here?
	It's sitting right there.
	It's the Marina.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's have a listen.
	Did I take my pill this morning?
	There's birth control you don't have to think about taking every day or even every year.
	I can't even think about having another child.
	It's Marina, a small intrauterine contraceptive that's over 99% effective at preventing pregnancy for as long as you want, for up to five years.
	Once it's removed, you can try to get pregnant right away.
	Or not.
	Ha ha ha!
	Don't use Mirena if you have a pelvic infection, get infections easily, or have certain cancers.
	Less than 1% of users get a serious infection called pelvic inflammatory disease.
	If you have persistent pelvic or stomach pain, or if Mirena comes out, tell your health care provider.
	If it comes out, use backup birth control.
	Mirena may attach to or go through the uterine wall and cause other problems.
	Although uncommon, pregnancy while using Mirena can be life-threatening and may result in loss of pregnancy or fertility.
	Ovarian cysts may occur but usually disappear.
	Bleeding and spotting may increase at first and continue to be irregular.
	Periods over time may become shorter, lighter, or even stop.
	Mirena does not protect against HIV or STDs.
	Oh, I think two's plenty.
	Maybe.
	Ask about Mirena when you have time.
	Did you know?
	If you choose Mirena to prevent pregnancy, it's the only birth control also approved to treat heavy menstrual bleeding.
	Outstanding!
	Notice how IUD sounds so much like IED. Yeah, it sounds exactly.
	In fact, I always mix the two up.
	Boom!
	I love all these kill your baby things.
	there's another birth control pill that makes you not menstruate.
	So you have no menstrual cycle.
	And that's like the big benefit.
	It's like, hey, you won't have kids and you don't get crabby every month.
	It's like, how can that be good for you?
	It's obviously not.
	You see all these women going like, yay, I'm not bleeding.
	I'm happy.
	So this one's at 1 minute 15, so they couldn't keep all the disclaimers in.
	There's some nasty ones in there too.
	Yeah, some nasty ones, but they couldn't keep it within the 60 second.
	None of these guys can do that.
	They just cannot get enough of the sales pitch plus all the disclaimers in the 60 seconds.
	Which, as we know, is the actual sales pitch.
	People seem to like, we've discussed this many times, people seem to like the disadvantages.
	Oh, that sounds good.
	Yeah, that's great.
	Oh, it could attach itself and grow into my womb.
	I'm a risk taker.
	Yeah, 1%.
	You know, there's another thing going on, I just want to do one more commercial since we're going that way, unless you have more to talk about, about Chelsea.
	Yeah.
	I know that they're trying to fly helicopters over.
	They're going to try to push this.
	It'll probably be in Hello magazine.
	Oh, at Chelsea's wedding?
	Yeah.
	Of course.
	This is going to be the social event of the year.
	This will be the nothing to see here event of the year.
	Yeah, of course.
	It'll be our version of Lady Di.
	Yeah, well.
	So I've noticed this trend is starting to show up.
	I think we played a commercial maybe a month or two ago about this hapless jerk-off that's standing there with his son whispering in his ears, yeah, Dad, you didn't pay attention to the doctor.
	The doctor told me to take aspirin and to stop beating my wife.
	You didn't pay attention to him.
	I'm now going to pay attention to the doctor.
	Yeah, you should pay attention to the doctor and this kind of thing.
	This is a commercial with some kid, some punk teenager, telling the old man that he's an asshole.
	Douchebag.
	Now, there's another one.
	This is a commercial with a black man with his wife sitting next to him, hounding him, and he is almost crying on the screen, and he's the biggest wimp in the world.
	What's his problem?
	Erectile dysfunction?
	No, no.
	He didn't take an aspirin, essentially, because his doctor told him because of his health.
	For his heart, yeah.
	And so he didn't take it and almost killed him somehow.
	Oh, no.
	He said he had a heart attack.
	But whatever the case is, this guy, you know, should be taken out back.
	I'm that guy that doesn't take directions.
	I had a heart problem.
	I was told to begin my aspirin regimen.
	I just didn't listen until I woke with pains in my chest.
	I almost lost my life.
	My doctors again ordered me to take aspirin and I do.
	I make sure.
	That he doesn't.
	Aspirin is not appropriate for everyone, so be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen.
	I encourage everyone to listen to the doctor and take it seriously.
	Learn more about protecting your heart at IamProHeart.com.
	I didn't take my aspirin.
	And I make sure he does.
	There's a woman sitting next to him.
	He'll be taking his aspirin.
	This is the image of the American male today.
	Oh yeah, total wimp ass.
	Pussification.
	The guy's got no self-esteem.
	No.
	It's ridiculous.
	No, it's...
	I'm telling you.
	And this is just the setup, you know.
	This is...
	So first it's, you know, you're stupid.
	You're an idiot for not taking your aspirin.
	Next it's going to be your vaccine.
	And your other meds.
	You're going to take your meds.
	Listen to your doctor.
	Did you see that...
	This was going around.
	I don't actually have the story in front of me.
	It was a...
	What was it?
	It was a game from the 70s and was called like oil.
	It was like a board game.
	And it was an offshore oil drilling board game.
	I vaguely remember this.
	You really remember the board game?
	I remember some game called Oil or something like that.
	Oh, fabulous.
	Or Gusher.
	Yeah, yeah, I think it's called Gusher.
	And, you know, so you get, you know, you basically, there's dice and you go around the board and then they actually have like, oh, uh-oh, blowout preventer, didn't, you know, failed, oil gushing, you know, you lose one million dollars.
	And so this has been going around the internet like, what?
	Well, you know, see, they knew it.
	They knew it.
	It's for real.
	They knew it all along.
	They knew it was going to happen.
	And I'm thinking, yeah, you know, maybe they did.
	And I think there's something to that.
	And if you believe that story, then you will probably like Electronic Arts' latest game called Moonbase Alpha.
	NASA has once again landed on the lunar surface with the goal of colonization, research, and further exploration.
	Shortly after the return to the moon, NASA has established a small outpost on the south pole of the moon called Moonbase Alpha.
	And so I'm thinking, you know, when everyone's laughing at me now, in 30 years from now, I'll be like, damn, they actually do have that moon base up there.
	They got a game.
	It's very detailed.
	It's lifelike graphics of Moonbase Alpha.
	So, you know, the guy, of course, that head of NASA comes out with this, because he's got all the play on most of the right-wing shows about it.
	He says, I think the job, according to Obama, the new job of NASA is to do an outreach program to the Muslims in the Middle East.
	Why?
	Well, you know, I listened to his interview...
	And what he's saying is that we have the Muslim world to thank for a lot of science and mathematics, which is true.
	Was this recent?
	What?
	Science and mathematics?
	Are you kidding me?
	Iraq?
	Iran?
	So many huge scientists and world leaders in their field come from Iraq and Iran.
	Yeah, name two.
	Huh.
	Okay, I'll research that for Sunday.
	But that, I think, is true.
	Just because we've only been taught Einstein...
	No, it's fine.
	I'm just saying.
	Just name two.
	I mean, I don't care.
	It just seems to me that NASA should be interested in space exploration, not intercultural relationships.
	It's not their job.
	We've got plenty of agencies for that.
	Why is this guy being put into this role?
	Did you actually hear the interview?
	Because I listened to it thinking I would pull a clip, and I was like, it doesn't really say the way Fox spun it.
	I heard the thing.
	Stewart played it.
	It was pretty straightforward.
	He says he has three objectives and he had something to do with this, something to do with that.
	He says, President Obama, I'm here in wherever he was.
	Where was he?
	Egypt?
	He was in the Middle East somewhere.
	I think it was Egypt.
	I'm here.
	President Obama wants me to connect better with the Muslim world.
	That, I thought, was interesting.
	And then he also went on to say, hey, we wouldn't have the space station without the Russian help and without the Chinese who have a great module or whatever.
	It was more like a globalist type thing.
	He was propping everybody, not just specifically...
	The Muslim world.
	And what I heard him say was, you know, we got a lot of great scientists coming out of the Middle East.
	And that, I believe, is true from Iran, Iraq specifically.
	I'll find some names of great scientists for Sunday.
	I'll do that.
	I just thought it was just a...
	To be honest, I thought it was just a bogus thing to say because he happens to be on a junket for some reason, floating around.
	It's got nothing to do with what he should be doing.
	And it was just a waste of everybody's time and money.
	That's what I'm looking at.
	Well, duh.
	I mean...
	Here's a good story, if you want to change the topic.
	Yeah, we could.
	Trains disrupted.
	I've noticed that Burlington Northern Santa Fe is one of the sponsors for the PBS NewsHour.
	Oh, really?
	Wait, you're telling me that trains are now sponsoring our...
	Our national treasure!
	Really?
	You don't say.
	But they actually had a little slam piece about the trains, and I'm wondering how long this is going to go on before somebody says, hey, stop it.
	This was the teaser.
	The trains, apparently there's heat wave back east, which we're...
	Oh, yeah, it's 100 plus degrees in New York.
	It's all the way up to Quebec.
	I have people in Quebec complaining.
	So, I mean, the whole thing is a mess.
	And so they did a story on PBS, and here's the teaser for it.
	You play that, and I'll explain what the story was.
	I didn't get the whole clip.
	And I'm Gwen Ifill on the NewsHour tonight.
	The record highs disrupted train travel and pushed electricity use toward record levels.
	Apparently...
	Electricity use towards record levels.
	Interesting.
	Apparently the trains, if they go too fast on the tracks in this weather, the tracks warp and they have to take the trains offline.
	Huh.
	This can't be good.
	No.
	Well, we should play the jingle right here for a second.
	All aboard!
	Train's good, plane's bad.
	Woo-hoo!
	So they're going to obviously have to lay off these stories as fast as possible.
	Yeah, I know.
	There's going to be some hell to pay there.
	I want you to go to cahighspeedrail.ca.gov.
	John.
	Hold on a second.
	This is the California High Speed Rail Authority, which of course is non-existent at this point.
	Give me the URL again.
	Okay, it's CA High Speed Rail.
	Let me just Skype it to you.
	That'll be easier.
	Because even high is spelled...
	Hold on.
	There we go.
	I nailed it.
	California High-Speed Rail Authority.
	Now look at the train.
	What does it say on the side of the train?
	The train in the logo up here?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	Wait a minute.
	I think you...
	I'm on the homepage.
	Okay.
	Go to...
	I can't...
	Go to Roots.
	I like that station, though.
	It's pretty cool looking.
	Go to Roots, and then look at a trip visualization...
	And you'll see these trains.
	And this, by the way, is amazing!
	There it goes.
	There goes the train.
	So it's a blue and yellow bullet train.
	And it's going through a whole bunch of windmill farms.
	And it's just bypassing traffic.
	I'm looking at it now.
	It's like the train...
	Yeah, like it's going through the windmills.
	Here comes another one.
	On the side of the train, you know what it says?
	You've got to catch the right spot.
	It says, Fly California.
	No!
	Yes!
	Yes!
	You go to gallery.
	Go to gallery.
	You'll see it there.
	Go to gallery and then hit play.
	Hold on.
	I mean, they've spent some money on this shit, man.
	Look at this.
	It's a pretty nice site.
	This is where all the money's going.
	In 2000, Californians made more than half a billion trips between the state's different regions.
	By 2030, that number will double to nearly 1 billion.
	Wow, man, it's on our roads.
	Oh, horrible roads, airports, bad.
	Oh, people standing in line.
	Oh, going through Gitmo stations.
	Oh, and the train is whizzing by, looking sleek and beautiful.
	It's an animation, people.
	Building for the future.
	California.
	Oh yeah, this is good.
	This is a good piece of propaganda.
	Fly California.
	Okay, you gotta get, uh, what is it, like, that 40 seconds into it.
	And there it is.
	Fly California on a train.
	On a train!
	No, there it is.
	It's messing with my brain.
	It's kind of blurry on my...
	I can see the California, but the fly part is vague.
	It's in white.
	It's in white.
	Yeah, I see it's in white, so it's not...
	Was this somebody's idea of a joke?
	Yeah.
	Well, apparently.
	But how much money did they have to spend on this imagery, man?
	That's some serious...
	I mean, this looks real.
	Almost as real as the planes flying into the World Trade Center.
	It's really...
	The same guy did it, probably.
	It's great.
	Great job.
	So you can look at that.
	Please go look at that site.
	And this is where I think the $8 billion went into making this site that they've set aside for it.
	And then this is going to convince everybody we need $800 billion to actually build the thing.
	Give me a break.
	They've never gotten these estimates correct.
	They're always 10x afterwards.
	This thing is going to be a joke.
	Fly California.
	That's what it says.
	Yeah, it says fly California on a train.
	You've got to stop right there.
	Meanwhile, we have more reports put into the news pre-written by Hill and Knowlton, the outstanding PR agency.
	Near collision on the rise in Washington area skies amid influx of inexperienced controllers.
	Yeah, this is the new meme.
	Yeah, we have inexperienced controllers.
	If I was a controller, I'd be PO'd about this crap.
	You know, and then they come up with all these statistics.
	49 of the 177 controllers who handle in-flight traffic for the Washington region, the third busiest airspace in the nation after New York, Los Angeles, have yet to be certified in all aspects of their job.
	I don't know what you're going to learn.
	I hate to stop you on this.
	Why?
	So I'm still watching this stupid video.
	Yeah.
	They got the trains flying through this terminal.
	They don't stop.
	They don't stop.
	This is like the main terminal, and the trains don't go through terminals like this that fast.
	But look at the train going past all the traffic.
	I love, there's like miles and miles of backed up cars, and the train is whizzing by!
	And then you see shots of people in the airport.
	Oh, wait a minute, now we're going to China.
	Where are we going now?
	Traveling at speeds up to 220 miles per hour over an 800-mile route, it will risk riders from downtown Los Angeles to downtown San Francisco in just over two and a half hours.
	I heard it was going to be more like three.
	Now they're saying two and a half.
	Advantages of high-speed trains.
	California's high-speed train system will be the largest public works project undertaken in the state in 50 years.
	The state's broke, people.
	Last stop, FEMA camp.
	Come on, boys.
	Jump on in.
	Did you notice the logo is an Obama-style logo?
	Of course it is.
	It's done by the same people.
	Yeah, it has to be done by the same people.
	Yeah, it's totally.
	Let's see.
	Who do we contact and get some information?
	Sacramento Media Contact.
	We should call Rachel Wall and ask her some questions.
	Just, you know, like, what are you wearing?
	You know, important stuff like that.
	What are you wearing?
	We've got a show.
	We want to know, what are you wearing?
	This is very, very important.
	Oh my goodness.
	Well, anyway, you want to just tell the new listeners why we are harping on the high-speed rail projects, John?
	What our beef is against it?
	Because people get very confused.
	I think it's a great idea.
	And lots of smart people who actually are quite awake about other topics say, oh, What's wrong?
	Train is good!
	What's wrong with the train?
	The train is not good.
	Nobody's going to take the train.
	It's bogus.
	The whole thing is just to move freight faster.
	We need to upgrade the infrastructure for rail so we can screw the Teamsters and get more stuff put on a train, especially the corridors like California so we can move stuff from Mexico to Canada.
	And the whole thing is about freight.
	Burlington Northern and...
	What's his name?
	The investor, Buffett, who bought Burlington Northern.
	They're not interested in moving people around.
	The people thing is complete red herring.
	People make a mess.
	Nobody's going to take the train.
	People complain.
	Who wants people?
	Somebody did the calculation.
	You have to run a train every 15 minutes to L.A. to make it worthwhile.
	There's nobody that can bring up any numbers that make this thing pay out compared to an airplane.
	Now, let's take a look at going up to Seattle.
	If I'm going to go on a train to Seattle right now, it's going to take me 24 hours on the train.
	I can drive it in 12 to 14 hours, or I can take a plane.
	We're not going to include door to door.
	In other words, I'm not going to calculate getting to the train station or the airport.
	But just going to the airport, I have to be there an hour before.
	I get on the plane.
	It takes two hours gate to gate.
	It's an hour and a half flight to Seattle.
	And then I'm out.
	I'm done.
	I'm off the thing.
	So it takes me a total of three hours to get to Seattle on an airplane.
	How is the train going to even come?
	Even if the thing was flying up there at high speeds and never stopped, which it's not going to do because everybody's going to want it to stop here and there.
	It's going to have to stop in Portland.
	It's going to have to stop here and there.
	I'm never going to make the three hours on the train under any circumstances.
	So the whole thing is bogus.
	And it's going to cost me.
	These high-speed trains aren't going to be cheaper than the trains we have today.
	They're going to be more expensive, so they won't be able to compete on price or time, and time is of more importance to me than price, and it makes no difference.
	It's not competitive.
	Well, John, you clearly don't care about the earth.
	You don't care about being green.
	You don't want to save the environment.
	And that's why you're harping about trains, John, because you know...
	Well, I am, for one thing.
	It ain't easy being green, John.
	Frogs are green, and I'm a frog.
	And that means I'm green.
	Ah, they got the stupid intro.
	I thought I was just going to go straight into it ain't easy being green.
	Yeah, you've got to have clips.
	So, anyway, the point is that it's ridiculous.
	But moving freight, which doesn't really care when it gets there, is the reason for these new tracks.
	And it's great to take people to the FEMA camps.
	Yeah, and you can use it for FEMA camp stuff later.
	So let's switch gears for a second.
	By the way, I would take the train once because I think it would be fun.
	It would be fun to take, yeah.
	You've got to have sex on the train.
	Let's move to the oil cabal for a second because amidst all the important news about Lindsay Lohan, and by the way, Kim Kardashian appeared on Holly's World.
	I mean, that was like a doubleheader.
	It seems that there will be a new boss of British Petroleum.
	Yeah.
	And do you know who that's going to be?
	Kim Kardashian?
	No.
	No.
	According to the Daily Mirror, you can't write this stuff.
	Tony Blair will become the next chairman of British Petroleum.
	Yeah, that's the guy we want running it.
	Perfect.
	It just doesn't get any better.
	And then there's definitely fights going on.
	Lord Brown...
	Who is the ex-chief executive of BP. You gotta see this guy.
	I gotta send this link to you.
	This guy is so frightening to look at.
	He's got a huge head on a very little body.
	Hold on.
	Let me send you this link.
	This is outrageous.
	He is the new cost-cutting czar.
	That's the guy you want in Gitmo Nation East.
	cutting your costs faced embarrassment last night after it was revealed that his former male escort lover was helping a campaigning American lawyer to assemble a legal case against him look at the guy He belongs in the pedo bear cave.
	I'm telling you.
	For sure.
	During their four-year relationship, Mr.
	Chevalier enjoyed dinners with...
	This guy's got a huge head.
	...enjoyed dinners with a number of high-ranking politicians, including Tony Blair, and was privy to highly sensitive company details.
	Now Brent Kuhn, a Texas lawyer who's leveling a raft of actions against BP, has contacted Mr.
	Chevalier...
	To ask him to help prove the cost-cutting during Lord Brown's time in charge led to fatal safety lapses.
	So this is the guy who is now being held responsible for cutting corners on BP, which of course was all about design, really, because they wanted all this to blow up.
	He's now in charge of cost-cutting across Gitmo Nation East, known as the Queendom of Gitmo Nation East, United Kingdom.
	So you think he'll be cutting corners?
	Look at that head and the body.
	He's just frightening.
	You could probably snap him like a twig.
	Yeah, he definitely needs a little time in the gym.
	Then, so, yeah, this is a lot of bad news coming out.
	And I think we are about to see the ocean floor rupture.
	Because, as you know, I believe they tapped into something volcanic with abiogenic oil, non-stop self-regenerating.
	President Clinton agrees with me.
	It's a gusher.
	That oil can't wait to hop into your car.
	They are now dumping sand over the tar balls on the Gulf Coast.
	Yeah, I love that.
	What are we going to do?
	I think we should just put some sand on and leave.
	Let's just throw some sand on top of it.
	So here's a former Kansas State trooper who has some words of wisdom for all of you out there.
	You might not.
	Folks, Greg Evenson, former Kansas State Trooper, highly decorated, former military, and with a large amount of experience, and a lot of good guys who are contacts in the mill, law enforcement community, all across the United States.
	This is the kind of stuff I listen to, by the way, when I'm on the treadmill.
	I listen to these shows that are on the internet.
	And sometimes they have great guests on, like this guy.
	The Gulf Coast.
	Greg, last hour where we were at at the talking was, I had asked you, based on the worst case scenario, yes, that the fact that this evacuation could begin, could begin in stages or slowly, As soon as within 48 hours after the 4th of July, is that correct?
	It is correct.
	That's the information that has come to me based on all of the available information we have at this time.
	We are just simply letting people know, and as Steve so aptly and correctly said last week, the time is now.
	Make your plans and go.
	We believe, based on that information, Hawk, That there may be the beginning of the movements of people out of that area most vulnerable health-wise, age-wise, and perhaps infants and that kind of thing.
	The advisory is in place to go out.
	We are not saying that it is a tripwire event.
	So what I'm understanding is that there are people dying, but they're dying in BP hospitals with BP doctors overseeing them.
	This is a total cover-up.
	They're throwing sand on the oil.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Did you get this off the CB radio?
	I mean, where did this come from?
	It's an internet show.
	Huh.
	Yeah, well, there's a lot of these shows out there.
	I mean, we're not the only ones.
	These guys just go much, much further.
	And I like this.
	It's a long clip.
	It's like 9 or 10 minutes.
	But he goes on to talk about how FEMA is already down there.
	They're involved.
	Apparently, NATO has ordered 7,000 U.S. Marines to Costa Rica.
	Because the ocean floor is going to rip open.
	Well, there's definitely some cover-up going on because they won't let the news media do anything.
	Well, check this out.
	There's a Facebook site called Coastal Warriors, where a lot of the people who are working on the cleanup congregate.
	Coastal Warriors, very important.
	I was just informed that a captain of a boat who was hired by BP through the Vessel of Opportunity program was told he needs a refrigerator on his boat.
	When the captain asked why, he was told that it would be to store vaccine, which would have to be self-administered to everyone on the boat daily.
	It's not a vaccine.
	What are they talking about?
	I'm just saying.
	This is what it says.
	I wonder what sort of...
	It probably won't be a vaccine, but it's probably some, like, antidote for something.
	Yeah, to what, though?
	I mean, what's in this crude oil?
	What are the components?
	I mean, every crude oil is different.
	You have different components.
	Some of this stuff has got a lot of sulfur in it.
	Some of it's got a lot of...
	I get the sense that this particular crude oil has a lot of light hydrocarbons, the toluenes, the benzenes, and things like that that evaporate.
	But generally speaking, they've evaporated by the time, you know, after...
	It doesn't take long for the stuff to blow off.
	Well, no, but we already talked about this.
	There's elevated levels of all of that stuff in the air down there.
	There's also a lot of heavy metals in crude oil.
	Yeah, which is not good for you.
	Heavy metal's not good.
	I wish somebody, you know, I have not seen, maybe somebody has seen this or they can send me a link or something.
	I have not seen an analysis.
	Somebody hasn't grabbed, you know, they grab your, you know, they go on a boat and then they put their hand in the water and they, with a mop, they say, look at all this stuff, it's gooey.
	I have yet to see an analysis, a breakdown.
	What is the goo?
	Yeah, put the goo in a test tube and let's test it.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What are the components of this particular crude oil?
	I bet you that they're not allowed to do it.
	I bet you that off-camera it's like, okay, wash your hand off quick.
	You know, flamethrower on your glove.
	And they don't let anyone take that stuff.
	This is a big cover-up.
	And the fact that NATO is shipping U.S. Marines to Costa Rica because they expect...
	The ocean floor to rip open.
	This is also kind of, you know, earthquake time.
	We've got a huge solar activity.
	We've got all kinds of stuff going on.
	If we do get one storm, one real good storm, and all that crap that's in the water is basically spewed down on everybody from, God knows, it could be from Texas to Florida, people could be dying from this stuff.
	Well, we don't know that because we don't know what this stuff is.
	Well, doesn't that tell you enough that we don't know what it is?
	No.
	Oh.
	It doesn't tell me enough.
	I'm always suspicious.
	It doesn't tell me enough.
	I like to see an analysis of this stuff and the health effects.
	We've got nothing but a bunch of speculation and hand-wringing and everything in between, and we've got no facts.
	It's ridiculous.
	This is the biggest story of the year, and we've got no facts.
	Yeah.
	And then when the media gets rousted because, you know, they got people wearing gas masks or not wearing gas masks, we can't take movies, we can't take pictures, we got no film crews, we got nothing going on.
	No, what we do have, what we do have is these roving cameras and, uh...
	John Kitts did some work for us.
	He paid attention to...
	If you look at those roving cameras, and you have to get...
	Because a lot of the news channels are just playing like a YouTube clip in the background.
	They don't actually have a live feed.
	And now I think we have four live feeds.
	We have Deep Sea, Rove 1, Scandi, Rove 1, Scandi, Rove 2, and Q4000, Rove 1.
	And they all kind of show the same picture, but they have an overlay of data.
	And that has to be some type of coordinates, and they're all kind of the same, like E1203412.xNorth10431003.
	And so John Kittstar took a look at this, and he says three of them are almost identical.
	But this Q4000 Rove 1 is at 704412.
	What the hell is it shooting?
	It's shooting a whole different thing at a whole different location.
	If we could actually decipher what these E and N numbers are, which I can only presume is some type of geolocation, but it's in a whole different spot.
	So the whole thing is...
	Well, that's a whole different code on that camera.
	That's possible.
	Well, but it's the same type of data readout.
	It just has very different numbers.
	It's not in the 120s.
	It's in the 70s.
	Well, whatever the case is, we're getting very poor coverage of any of this stuff.
	We don't know what's real, what's not real, where these cameras are.
	We've got nothing.
	Meanwhile, you can watch Glenn Beck go on a blackboard and give you all the details of John Madison's private life and how it relates to somebody today with arrows flying all over the place.
	And we can't have any news reports or specials except people being interviewed.
	I mean, we have no facts.
	We know nothing.
	Maybe we should go down there, my friend.
	It won't help.
	They'll just roust us and nobody will back us up.
	It's impossible.
	This whole thing is the worst scam I've ever seen.
	Now, you, of course, point out off the mic, and you would point it out more often, I'm sure, if you wanted to, is that half of Congress is in BP's pocket already.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Including our president.
	So we can't...
	We're getting nothing.
	We're getting no information whatsoever.
	The whole thing is ridiculous.
	And the news media stinks.
	And Kent Zieser.
	Well, by the way, there will be a good book five years from now.
	It'll be quite interesting.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it won't be ours.
	Kent Zieser, producer out there, he says, oh, you know, I did a little bit of number crunching on BP's finances.
	So they established a $20 million escrow.
	They will pay $7 billion into it during 2010, but of course they're a British corporation, so they will have to adhere to operating in the U.S. So they have to adhere to GAAP, which means generally accepted accounting principles, which means they will have to expense the entire $20 billion in the year accrued, therefore will book a $20 billion expense, reducing their U.S. tax liability by $7 billion.
	Actually, President Obama gave him a huge tax break.
	7.95 billion in net unfavorable tax receipts.
	They totally win.
	What a great idea.
	Yeah, we're in the wrong business.
	I've said this from the beginning.
	Well, this is our destiny.
	What can I tell you?
	This is just how it's going to be for us.
	And now Tony Blair will come in.
	Yeah, that's the guy.
	Let's see, the guy who had the documents sexed up to send the British troops into Iraq.
	Yeah, that's the guy you want.
	The guy who has a 70-year moratorium on Dr.
	Kelly being murdered.
	I'm sorry.
	Suicided.
	What am I thinking?
	Yeah, that's the guy you want running BP. Yeah, he's the guy.
	He's the economic hitman in this regard.
	And watch this poor...
	Male companion of Lord Brown.
	He needs some...
	Oh no, he's going to suicide himself because he'll be distraught over the publicity.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You can see this coming down.
	He's going down.
	He's going down.
	I do want to give a little shout out to Gitmo Nation Down Under.
	Big scandal unfolding there.
	As a 12-month trial of the police using tasers...
	Which was used to justify, of course, arming every frontline officer in...
	This would be...
	Is this New South Wales, I think?
	Was...
	Let me just see where it was.
	I think it's New South Wales.
	Um...
	It was characterized by a litany of misuses and abuses that were covered up by the police and the government because, of course, they wanted to have these pain weapons shepherded in, and they covered up a couple of interesting little abuses such as stunning a handcuffed child at a juvenile detention center, stunning two suicidal people covered in fuel, which, by the way, you don't want to be shooting electricity at someone when they're covered in gasoline, idiot.
	Repeated tasering of a compliant man who presented no threat and was surrounded by members of the riot squad.
	This is actually one that's under investigation.
	The list goes on and on and on, but they covered up the report because they wanted to have 30,000 cops with these taser guns.
	Yeah, because the taser guy, the company that makes the taser guns is, you know, behind the...
	It's a good sale.
	Yeah, but this old taser thing is just frightening to me.
	It's a pain weapon.
	Yeah, it's just used to punish people.
	And it's being used at every...
	It's just tase the fucker.
	Yeah, no, there's too many stories about old ladies getting tased and kids handcuffed getting tased and, you know...
	One thing after another.
	And then we have just, and this emanates from Gitmo Nation lowlands.
	Everyone is so compliant there.
	Hey, go orange!
	There's a new European-wide initiative.
	It is a surveillance system that monitors conversations in public.
	It's called the Sigard, S-I-G-A-R-D. It has already been installed in Dutch city centers, government offices, and prisons, and recently a test run of technology in Coventry.
	That would be Gitmo Nation East.
	So here's what their website says, soundintel.com.
	90% of all incidents involving physical aggression are preceded by verbal aggression.
	The ability to spot verbal aggression before it turns into a violent outbreak delivers valuable time.
	They're not interested in spying on you for stock tips.
	No, no.
	No, not at all.
	In Hackney, in London, the system detected up to six crimes a night, including fights and guns being fired.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Well, was there...
	It detected them?
	Did it do anything about it?
	Did it stop these crimes?
	No.
	No, of course it didn't.
	They detected it.
	Cigar's use is more widespread in the Netherlands, where the system's manufacturer is located.
	It's a fine Dutch company.
	According to the Sound Intelligence website, again, the system has been installed in the Amsterdam train station.
	Central Station, as well as police headquarters, has also been installed inside a number of prisons.
	And the city centers of Dordrecht and Groningen, which are, by the way, Groningen is a huge university town.
	Dordrecht, right near Rotterdam.
	It's just unbelievable.
	They are literally listening to what you're saying.
	They are just spying on you.
	Well, we have that perfect citizen thing in our country.
	Yeah, what is that?
	Eric the Shill sent that.
	I don't know what it is either.
	I mean, I looked at it, it's like, it's some, you know, the NSA, I've been watching all these specials, and there's a thing on PBS and elsewhere about how, you know, the NSA could have stopped 9-11, because they knew this and they knew that, but they can't do anything that has anything to do with American citizens.
	It was almost like, let's find some more excuses so the NSA can listen in and eavesdrop on everything we're doing.
	And by the way, curiously, they won't respond to any requests by Congress or anything else for any information.
	It's like the CIA's got their one...
	They got an operation that they're kind of independent of everybody, and they're getting their money from drug running or whatever they do, and the NSA's like so secret, you don't even know what the heck's going on with them, and then if someone wants to get information on them, they can't give it to them.
	I mean, that's crazy.
	So now they're apparently looking at the power grid.
	They're giving the NSA the ability to monitor the coal plants and all these specific power generating operations to see if they're going to be attacked.
	Right.
	The whole thing is sketchy, and they're talking about how the old plants are hooked to the internet.
	Oh, yes, the bad internet.
	Someone's going to hack in and take us all offline and leave us without power.
	It's all the Y2K kind of fear tactics, but it's vague.
	Department of Homeland Security, on their website, dhs.gov, has a great little report about this fantastic device that could save our lives, John.
	Could save our lives.
	It is called the Sell All Initiative, spearheaded by the Department of Homeland Security's Science and Technology Directorate, known as S&T. Sell All will be included in your cell phone that has a sensor capable of detecting deadly chemicals.
	Yeah, right.
	I don't know if it will do anything else, but it will detect deadly chemicals.
	This is bull.
	While the first warning is beamed to individuals, a grandmother taking a siesta, or a teenager hiking through the woods, the second warning works best with crowds, and that's where the genius of sell-all lies.
	Some guy farts and the thing goes off.
	Exactly.
	In crowdsourcing human safety.
	Who writes this stuff?
	Oh my god.
	In contrast, anywhere a chemical that breaks out, a mall, a bus, a subway, or office, sell-all will alert the authorities automatically.
	Ah, we've got a CO2 emitter over there on 2nd Street.
	Go arrest that fucker.
	Detection, identification, and notification all take place in less than 60 seconds because the data are delivered digitally.
	Sell-all reduces the chance of human error.
	And by activating alerts from many people at once, sell-all cleverly avoids the long-standing problem of false negatives.
	But what about privacy?
	Does this always-on surveillance mean that the government can track your precise whereabouts wherever it wants?
	Ew, to the contrary!
	This is great stuff!
	Sell-all will operate only on an opt-in basis and will transmit data anonymously.
	Well, there's the laugh of the decade.
	Okay, well, first of all...
	I love it.
	I love it.
	It's great.
	It's bogus.
	There's no device that can do this.
	Really?
	No, if you're in a chem lab and you want to, you know, analyze...
	John, what are you talking about?
	The science is in!
	We have the science!
	It's a complex process.
	You can't have some little thing in a cell phone doing anything.
	S&T has the science.
	Are you denying?
	Are you a denialist, John?
	I'm a denialist.
	Are you a denialist about the science?
	And the thing would cost a fortune.
	I got a note from...
	There's two things I want to do, and then please, please get us out of here with something fun.
	I got nothing.
	Don't you have any more clips?
	I got a clip, but it's not funny.
	All right, well, let me do something.
	I'll have to start recording old Milton Berle material.
	Our guy deep inside of Schiphol Airport sent me a note.
	He's deep, deep inside.
	He says the RFID test, remember they were doing RFID on bags and stuff?
	They stopped that apparently.
	It didn't work well, it cost too much, and didn't really give them any bang for the buck.
	However, the body scanners are finally being installed there.
	75 body scanners in total.
	And guess what?
	They have a huge storage system.
	All images will be stored.
	Aha!
	Mm-hmm.
	And that's all I can say about it because...
	So they lied.
	Yes, he's our deep throat inside and we don't want to put him in any peril.
	But yeah, a huge storage system.
	Not a problem.
	It's all going to be stored.
	And of course, didn't the chief exec of American Airlines say...
	I read...
	It was kind of...
	It was Twittered differently, I think, than the way he actually said it.
	But I think he was out there saying all passengers who fly in American Airlines will have to go through a full body scanner.
	You know, the thing that gives you cancer and shows you're nuts.
	That thing?
	Yeah.
	Hey, that guy's got a big one.
	Hey, Jim, come over here and check this guy out.
	Look at the size of that.
	But that's nothing compared to the, and this is the last one I got, this is nothing compared to the car x-ray, the portable car x-ray now being implemented in upstate New York.
	Schenectady, I believe.
	Oh, Schenectady needs it.
	And who is operating this?
	The military.
	No, they own it.
	The military.
	The military is on the street.
	That's against the Constitution.
	Oh yeah?
	Well, shut up, slave.
	Listen.
	In tonight's Fox Focus, the New York National Guard has been part of missions around the world, but they also have a very important one right here at home.
	It's to keep the drugs off our local streets.
	Their technology and training is now free to local police departments and agencies if they want it.
	As Fox 23's Kristen Lomond explains, no one's been turned away if they ask for help.
	Dust and desert.
	The images most equate with the New York National Guard on the front lines in the Middle East fighting the war on terror.
	These images are pictures of another fight.
	A fight here at home.
	The war on drugs is an ongoing war.
	Our people are committed to this fight and it's a domestic fight.
	They firmly believe in it.
	The New York National Guard's Counter Drug Task Force providing not only the people but the equipment law enforcement may need to make drug arrests and seizures.
	We can go right on the scene with this or into a car.
	You can sniff around with it or you can take a swab of a surface and put it into the machine and it'll tell you what it is.
	Using ionization, counter-drugs machines can detect chemicals, explosives, narcotics on money, weapons, even fabric.
	A simple swab can tell you if that surface had contact with those substances.
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	And a simple sweep of an undercarriage or a scan of a car can help find drugs or weapons being brought...
	This thing is amazing, by the way.
	You drive up onto like a little bridge and then this...
	This thing scans your car for drugs and weapons.
	What is going on here?
	And it's operated by the military.
	In Schenectady.
	It's a test.
	Only a test.
	But they keep it to the Canadians.
	They must be expecting an invasion from Canada.
	But I agree with you.
	It is unconstitutional.
	The National Guard, I think, is not allowed to do this.
	They can be called out in certain situations that are emergency situations.
	Schenectady.
	Schenectady.
	Emergency.
	Emergency.
	I think this is completely illegal.
	But the thing is, what is this gear?
	What are they trying to sell us now?
	What piece of crap are the local municipalities who have no money, there's no tax income coming in.
	They're saying that it's free.
	It's free and the National Guard is free.
	It's free.
	Yeah, free once.
	It's free.
	You borrow it.
	It's like a sample.
	Try it.
	Hey, man, why don't you take that home and smoke that?
	And if you want some more free, come back to me, okay?
	And by the way, there's a known fact that's been studied.
	All money has traces of cocaine on it in the United States.
	Almost all the money in circulation.
	Yeah, so go to jail, slave.
	You got coke on you.
	So basically you pull anybody over and swab your money and you're going to get some traces of cocaine and you're going to be thrown in the slammer.
	That sounds like what's going on.
	Yep.
	But they're also looking for your guns.
	This is also a gun thing, I'm sure of it.
	Oh yeah, they want to make sure you got no guns.
	And it's perfectly legal to carry a gun in your car as long as you have a license.
	Well, in some places you don't even need a license.
	Not all states require a license for a gun, for a visible gun.
	To carry a concealed weapon, that's when places like California need a license.
	But you can carry, even in California, you can have a gun in your car as long as the ammunition is not loaded in it.
	I don't know if that's true.
	I looked it up.
	I looked it up.
	I thought it could be loaded.
	Oh, no, I don't think it can be loaded.
	I think if it's in a holster and visible, it can be loaded.
	I'm not sure about that.
	Well, of course, nobody knows because nobody discusses these things.
	We have to get some of our gun people to come in and say, well, what's the deal?
	Actually, what we'd like is a grid.
	Somebody out there who's an NRA person that knows all the details.
	We've got a guy who works at Apple.
	A big giant grid would be handy for people to have.
	We could post it.
	Yeah, one of our producers is an engineer at Apple, and he's an open carry guy.
	Yeah, he would know all that stuff.
	Yeah, he would know.
	He'll tell me.
	He'll tell me.
	All right, let me wind up on two lighter notes, John.
	As we were discussing earlier, the DNA and makeup of mice is very similar to the human DNA, correct?
	Yeah, well, it's similar enough that you can test drugs on mice.
	Oh, good.
	Well, we have a very important study done in Gitmo Nation East.
	Female mice, by deleting one gene, can be turned lesbian.
	Professor Park now hopes to investigate whether the...
	I never heard of lesbian mice.
	Well, the simple procedure causes the modified mice to reject the advances of their male counterparts and attempt to mate with fellow females.
	That would be pretty lesbian to me.
	By the way, this has got to be a joke.
	It's got to be a gag.
	The gene is called...
	Is this in the onion?
	No, it's the telegraph.
	Oh, same thing.
	Researchers found that disabling the FUCM gene...
	Oh, FUCM. Which influences the levels of estrogen to which the brain is exposed caused the mice to behave as if they were males as they grew up.
	Professor Park now hopes to investigate whether the enzyme produced by the gene, Fucos muterotase, has any influence on human sexuality.
	But he conceded it may be very difficult to find willing volunteers.
	Well, they should come to San Francisco.
	No.
	No, he needs straight women to test it on.
	His most recent findings have been published, however, in the BMC Genetics Journal.
	So, you know, I love it.
	I love all this.
	This is a great test.
	This will help humankind.
	Who's paying for this research?
	This is stupid.
	All right.
	And I will make you happy by playing you a montage of CNN's Wolf Blitzer.
	Wolf Blitzer recently was on a Celebrity Jeopardy episode.
	For those of you who don't know, Jeopardy is, I think it's around the world now, Jeopardy.
	Hell yeah.
	Where you have to answer in the form of a question.
	And he lost $5,000 and here's a montage of his answers.
	Yay for Wolf Blitzer.
	Here's the host of the Situation Room, journalist Wolf Blitzer.
	The name of this pasta, similar to penne, means little mustaches.
	Doesn't sound so tasty now.
	Wolf.
	What is Fettuccine?
	No.
	King David and Jesus both hailed from this town.
	Wolf.
	What is Jerusalem?
	No.
	An accused person in court along with his counsel.
	Wolf.
	What is a defendant?
	No.
	From a larger work.
	Wolf.
	Anodated?
	No.
	Add one of this five letter word that refers to an economic crash and the fear driven rush to sell.
	Wolf, what is a crash?
	Nope.
	Wolf, things have not worked out as well as you had hoped for.
	What a douchebag!
	That's funny.
	Half of those things are quite easy to know.
	He didn't know anything.
	What is the defendant?
	I thought it was defendant.
	What is that?
	Plaintiff.
	Plaintiff, of course.
	Plaintiff.
	And what was Nazareth?
	Yeah, Nazareth.
	And what was the pasta?
	I think it was rigatoni, but I'm not sure.
	It was...
	It was the, yeah, Rigatoni.
	The one that looks like a bow tie.
	Yes, exactly.
	Which may not be Rigatoni, but it's what comes to mind.
	But it definitely wasn't Fettuccine.
	Fettuccine.
	The guy can read prompter, okay?
	He is not a journalist.
	He did green screen when he pretended to be in Iraq.
	Douche.
	Well, at least I had something funny for you there at the end.
	So, um, I don't know.
	Yeah, that was good.
	Yeah.
	I think we better get out of here while we're still ahead.
	While people are still thinking of Wolf Blitzer.
	I gotta look up Rigatoni now.
	I was thinking there was a report that I could play at the end of the show.
	There was something long and funny.
	No, it was too long.
	What was?
	You were talking about the 10-minute CB radio thing.
	No, no, no.
	Not that.
	It was something else.
	We'll play it after the next show.
	We've got Sunday coming up.
	Yeah, big show on Sunday.
	And it's a big day for the world.
	Sunday?
	Yeah, because we've got the big...
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, we have Spain.
	I'm sorry.
	We have Spain winning so they don't riot in the streets.
	Yeah, that would be fantastic.
	I think it's going to be by a big score.
	That would be my bonus prediction.
	You say bonus prediction, big score.
	I say penalties and they choke.
	The Dutch choke on penalties.
	You might nail it because the way that Spain plays is to not score anything.
	Either side.
	Right.
	Yeah, that's the easiest way to rig it.
	Yeah.
	You have zeros here, and then you blow it at the end, and that's the easiest way to rig it.
	But I still would like to see the Netherlands punished because they can't put a government together and get back on track for the EU. Yeah, you guys are not on board with the program.
	Get the Christian Democrats running the Ministry of Justice so we can have a government already, okay?
	All right, coming to you from Gitmo Nation West, the People's Republic of California.
	In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	John?
	John?
	Did I lose you at the very end of the show?
	Apparently.
	You got me now?
	Yeah, say goodbye.
	Yeah, Dvorak here, northern Silicon Valley.
	Next Sunday, see you then.

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