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181: Jihad Jane Rides Again
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I'm waiting.
I'm like, I don't want you to touch my crotch, big bad boy.
Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's March 10, 2010.
Time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination, episode 181.
This is No Agenda.
Commanding static electricity and coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gippo Nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California.
In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I can say with authority that artichoke hearts are delicious.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill!
In the morning!
In the morning to you, my fine friend.
In the morning?
It's been a weird morning.
Yeah, you just got up, apparently.
Uh, yeah, a quarter to nine.
I woke up, I'm like, wait a minute, this doesn't feel right.
What time is it?
Oh my god, it's a quarter to nine.
But I feel like, this makes no sense.
Well, first of all, it makes sense that I was dead tired because I'm, you know, jet-lagged and I've been flying all over the globe, so that makes sense.
But then I get, by the way, could you please tweet the fact that we're on the air?
I did that.
Oh, thank you.
And then I get all these tweets saying, hey, I want what you're drinking.
I'm like, what?
And I'm already feeling weird.
I've got 15 minutes to get my act together.
Of course, I've been prepping all week long, but I've got to set everything up.
The computer wasn't open because I came home last night and I pretty much had something to eat and went to bed.
I'm dead tired.
And if you look at my Twitter, my most recent Twitters, except for the very last one I sent out, it's all like...
What, you were hallucinating and tweeting?
No.
And this is also, now I figured out why my alarm also didn't go off, which I always said on my iPhone.
I bought at Amsterdam Schiphol Airport, I bought a new universal adapter charger for the iPhone.
And there's something really weird with it.
If you plug it in, and I noticed this at Christina's house when I was staying with her in London, if you plug it in, the screen acts all funny.
And you can't unlock it.
It's like some kind of static charge.
It's like some dirty electricity that's flowing through the cable.
It's a bogus device.
In other words, it's a piece of crap.
It's a piece of crap, exactly.
I'm like, okay, it doesn't matter just as long as I'm charging it.
But of course, when I'm going to sleep, I have to turn it upside down so that I, you know, otherwise when someone tweets or whatever, you know, I put it on silent and the light goes on.
That can wake me up.
But I put it upside down on an iron shelf.
Oh, interesting.
And so not only did it turn off the alarm, it tweeted.
It was tweeting itself all night.
It was doing all kinds of crazy shit.
It's just like it's possessed.
It was auto-tweeting.
Yeah, but not very intelligently.
Wow.
Yeah, so it screwed up my alarm.
It was auto-tweeting.
Who knows what else it did?
Give us the name of this crappy product so people out there that listen to our show don't buy it.
Hold on.
whistle for a second.
You know, it's funny that you say that because it was only $29.99 and it included a car charger it's funny that you say that because it was only $29.99 and It It is the...
Damn, of course I don't have the...
Oh, look!
Made in China!
Oh, that's a clue.
It's the DG iPod 1505.
That sounds very dubious.
But it was great because it's the UK, Dutch, US. Oh, it's the iSound.
That's what it is.
i.Sound.
And it's universal.
It comes in a pack with a charger and with the one USB cable.
That you can either plug into the wall charger or into the car charger.
Piece of crap.
You're right.
Okay, well there we go.
Now that helps.
Now it's worth the price of admission to come to the show.
Now we had one of our producers that sent a note in saying that our show intros, in other words our chit chat here at the beginning, is too long.
The last show, and I think it resulted in less donations by the way, where we had good material, was 28 minutes of chatter.
But wait a minute, people always like chatter.
Do they want us to get straight to the news?
Well, not necessarily, but I think we should probably jump to the news and get some of the stories and some teasers out there, and then do the chatter as we go along instead of front-loading with a bunch of personal information, you know, and pet peeves.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Well, then jump to the news before we even talk about producers.
No, no, no, no.
But before we jump to the news, we should do the executive producers.
So the idea is to do a little intro, do the executive producers, jump to maybe one or two stories.
Alright, alright, get to it already.
You're taking too long.
Now I'm nervous that we don't get any donations because we're taking so long talking about life, which is what this show is supposed to be about.
See, this is what happens when he doesn't get enough sleep.
Yeah, I get cranky.
Gets cranky.
It's really amazing.
Now, by the way, we started at 9.14, so we're only six minutes.
Well, I guess we're probably already too far all gone.
All right, Lucas Holkinson, Manitoba.
Oh, wait a minute.
He sent me a note how to pronounce his name.
Luke, I don't think we're doing it right.
I don't think we are either.
Lucas is our executive producer.
Excellent.
He's in Manitoba.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6 is what he gave.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's the associate executive producer.
Sorry.
He got bumped.
He got bumped by Kiva.org.
$270.
And Kiva.org does microloans.
It's one of those companies that goes into the poorest parts of the world and gives people five bucks and they start a business to become billionaires.
Really?
Yeah.
So this is like, oh, that's really interesting.
K-I-V-A? Yeah,.org.
So they're our executive producer for this week.
Wow, this is getting very interesting.
I like that.
Okay.
I went over their site and they looked legit.
I mean, I'm always dubious, but it looks like one of those operations, a bunch of them that do this, and they're extremely valuable around the world in terms of getting some minor economies off the ground because there are people that have a lot of skills out there that can't get a nickel from the banks.
Right.
Like us.
Right, exactly.
We have absolutely, we got some skills, we can't get a nickel.
No, we can't.
It's true.
I swear to God, I put in for a credit card just to see if I could get one.
And I do that every month or so, just to see what's going on with my credit.
And it always comes back with the same message.
No sufficient credit history on file.
Yeah, you have to be, like, already in debt up to your eyebrows to get a card to get more in debt.
Yeah, and I have no debt because I was out of the country.
I was gone.
Oh, no, he's got no debt.
Don't give him credit.
It's the craziest thing in the world, I'm telling you.
It's nutsoid.
The whole thing is corrupt.
And this is, was it Equifax who does that?
No, there's three or four of them now.
I mean, I know there's three.
Equifax is just one of three.
Now you have to pass muster with all three of them.
Oh, really?
One is just not good enough?
It's a scam.
It's a complete scam.
This is something we should probably spend some, you know, a couple of shows on and blow the lid off some of the bull crap that goes on with these credit reporting agencies that never used to exist.
Hey, you know, 20 years ago, I never heard of a FICO score.
The FICA score stands for something, right?
Yeah, federal, you know, insane cash allowance or some crazy thing.
It's bogus.
No, it's even worse than that.
I have it here.
Someone sent that to me.
Wikipedia would probably answer the question.
It's, um...
Hmm...
Someone sent me what it stands for.
I can't remember now.
But yeah, no, it's completely nuts.
And people talk about their FICA scores like the length of their schlong.
Yeah, or like their golf handicap.
Yeah, exactly.
They brag about it.
I say...
Listeners and producers, try and stay out of debt.
Cash only.
It's a meme that got into the public domain and nobody bitches about it.
I have never heard one single complaint by any on-air personality or news reporter or editorialist complaining about this system.
As though they've all just hooked into, you know, they just hook, line and sinker, down they go.
I mean, it's unbelievable to me that nobody says that, hey, this is a scam.
They're not even accurate with their reporting.
We spend most of our time, you know, Mimi spends hours and hours on the phone trying to repair your credit.
What is this?
We never had this bill.
Right.
Oh, is it like unpaid bills show up?
Is that what it is?
No, I mean, all kinds of things.
I mean, there's more inaccuracies in these things.
It's like amazing.
And then you can file again.
You know, you want to make somebody's life miserable?
Yeah, you just file a bogus report against them, right?
Yeah, you could.
Let them deal with it.
You know, let them deal with it.
Well, it's all going to become much easier when we get our federal ID cards.
Yeah, right.
Which will probably have your FICO score on it.
Here it is.
It's the Fair Isaac Corporation.
I knew it had nothing to do with federal.
This is from Eric, by the way.
He just Skyped me.
Fair Isaac Corporation.
It's like a commercial outfit that's doing this crap.
Yeah, money-making.
Making the American public suffer so they can make profits.
They're like Nazis.
It's unbelievable.
And nobody complains about it.
Oh, that's okay.
I got a great FICA score.
I don't give a crap.
Let me get ten more credit cards.
I have exactly zero credit cards.
I got one debit card.
I have one credit card and a backup that I don't use.
It's just essentially a debit card.
And we've gone to all cash.
Yeah, me too.
I'm completely all cash.
My next car, I'm buying it with cash.
Me too.
I'll just save up the money.
It's going to take a little longer.
My old Lexus will last for 300,000 miles if I wanted to.
I could live in that.
It looks like I am, actually.
I just thought I'd get that joke in there before you did.
Oh, very good.
When I don't sleep, when I get up too late, you're going to be much faster on the draw.
That was true.
But I have the exact same thing because I need a car out here in Los Angeles.
And I'm not going to go and going to go pay $200, $300, $400 a month to a bunch of shysters to have the same car for five years.
No, I'm going to get a car for a couple grand.
It's crazy.
It's just nuts.
I was talking to you about the Dodge Charger.
I'm like, yeah, that's really hot.
I'd love to have a Dodge Charger.
Then I got to look at what this thing costs.
First of all, it's a piece of crap.
I rented one at the airport, not the one with the super engine.
And it's like plastic.
It's a plastic car.
And if you want a decent one that looks kind of cool, it's going to be $40,000 once you get back taxes.
What the hell is that all about?
I'm just going to get me a Jeep Wrangler.
I'm going to get me one from 1998, and it's going to cost about $5,000.
No, you can get it cheaper than that.
That old.
You don't want to get one that old.
You want to get one with a softer suspension.
Okay.
Oh, thanks.
Otherwise, you'd just be beaten up on that thing.
But you know, it's like, I don't need to show off.
I've had every single stupid car known to man.
And I paid for it all on credit.
It sucks.
Yeah, you had a Rolls Royce for a while.
And I leased it.
It was the dumbest thing ever.
There goes the show.
No, but this was in 1988.
And I was paying $900 a month for a stupid Rolls Royce.
Can you imagine the insurance?
And how about a brake job?
Oh, that'll be $15,000 for your brakes.
This is dumb.
Oh, yeah.
Was it?
Yeah, but it's like hydrogen brakes or some crap.
Hydrogen brakes.
I'm telling you, like a hydrogen system.
But anyway, the point is we could help ourselves so much by not going into debt and just, hey, you know what?
So I'll take a secondhand piece of crap car.
It's what I can afford right now.
I'll be fine.
Hey, there are people out there who baby these cars.
Yeah.
And you get them at the Blue Book price, and they're maybe five or six years old.
I mean, those two guys are on PBS, and one of the better shows, which the PBS people never wanted to put on, which is Click and Clack, these two mechanics.
One of them, you know, just essentially says, you're an idiot to buy a new car.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and he just says, you're absolutely crazy.
He says, once you buy the new car and drive it out the front door, the value is about five grand.
It's completely dead.
You know, so it's like ridiculous.
Anyway, let's get to some stories.
There's a couple, actually we have a lot of stories this week, and so many, that we have to, in fact, not sure what time is.
You know, I'm going to let you drive a little bit, because the only thing I might want to play for you later is this crazy 9-11 call.
No, you want to do that, but well, if I want to wake you up, let's start with the story about our friend Geert.
Oh, Geert Wilders.
He's now the target, apparently, of a media attack.
Yeah, I noticed this earlier, actually the beginning of the week.
So, for those of you who don't know, Geert Wilders is a politician from Gitmo Nation Lowlands, the Netherlands, who...
And I follow these people, and it's like I'm living in deja vu land, because this is exactly what happened with Pim Fortin, the Dutch politician who was assassinated, I think it was literally like a week and a half before the elections, where not only was his party going to win in a landslide, they won without him!
The guy was dead and they still won, now of course because they're...
The leader was gone, or posthumously, as they say.
Because their leader was gone, the cabinet was all messed up.
And by the way, I will say there were multiple cartridges at the murder scene.
It was not just some crazy animal rights activist, but that's a whole other story for another show.
And his main meme was, we've got to stop the Islamification of the Netherlands.
And, uh, he was passed off in the press as, you know, the Dutch Le Pen and he's a fascist and, you know, the guy was like a big, bald, gay guy.
And he was really sweet and he was highly intelligent.
I don't know Geert Wilders personally like I did, uh, But he has taken along, you know, he's basically saying what I hear from everybody on the street in Amsterdam.
Behind closed doors, they all say, yeah, shit, you know, we really don't like the way the streets look.
We don't like these little Moroccan kids causing a ruckus and stealing shit and beating people up and used to be able to be gay and walk around safely on the streets of Amsterdam.
And all of that has changed because of these immigration laws.
And so he's basically just saying what people are saying, only he's not saying it behind closed doors.
So he's getting, you know, I think in the Netherlands very typically people will say, oh, well, you know, it wouldn't really be good if Geert would actually win.
But meanwhile, the minute they're in that voting booth, they're checking his box because the guy is going to win by a landslide.
If he's still alive.
Well, this is what I'm very worried about, and I personally think it would be good for the Netherlands to have a guy like this run in the place for a while.
Let's see what happens, you know?
So this guy's been on a number of shows, and one of our producers and Twitterer, Kubachi, made a note specifically calling out Glenn Beck, who had Wilders on the show twice.
I missed that.
I've got to take a look at it.
He had him on the show twice with a reasonably good conversation.
The guy's intelligent, for sure.
He's saying very simple things.
He's saying, we need to reverse the immigration policy.
People who want to live in the Netherlands, that's fine.
But we're not going to make Muslim schools for you where they speak only in foreign tongues.
You've got to learn some Dutch.
It's a very nationalist movement.
Yeah, but if you're moving to Holland and you're going to move there and become a Dutchman, you might as well, I mean, you might as well, you should learn the language or you shouldn't even be there.
What's the point?
Well, so there's all, you know, they basically ghettoize these families who come in because, you know, oh, you can go to this, you get your own school, they speak your own language, you got your own church, you know, so they never integrate.
And then, of course, it's irritating for the Dutch who are used to wearing something mainstream like wooden shoes to see people walking around with rags on their heads.
You know, this is what it's come down to.
People are strange animals.
I've never seen anyone wear wooden shoes.
No, of course not.
That's my point.
But they dress stylishly, and it's not, well, in the Dutch...
Anyway, so she called out Beck because apparently Beck, more recently, called Wilders a fascist.
Which kills me.
A fascist is...
But he's not the only one doing this.
They're all doing it.
They're all doing it.
This is the meme.
It's like, he's fascist.
Every single, I'm hearing it everywhere.
I'm like, wait a minute.
Oh, or like, he's like Hitler, only he's not against the Jews, he's against the Muslims.
It's just a little reversal.
It's a flip-flop.
Like, what the hell?
Fascism has nothing to do with that.
The definition of fascism is government and big business.
I've never heard him talk about that.
Yeah, corporatism is what fascism boils down to.
Right, it has nothing to do with it, so it's incorrect.
If they want to say he's like Hitler, dude...
So anyway, it's a real problem.
I think they're trying to...
It's a smear campaign.
But this happened...
It is deja vu.
This is exactly...
And if you listen to the guy, if you actually listen to what he has to say, and not the derivative of what the news media is saying he said...
And by the way, I think I told you I'm reading this great book...
It's not what you say, but what people hear.
I think that's what it's called.
And it is very interesting indeed.
It's not just what you say, what comes out of your mouth, but it's what people hear or think you said.
Right.
And it's very challenging for a guy like this to get himself heard.
But you met Taxi Eric, right?
My boy in Amsterdam?
Yeah.
You know, he's like, I can't wait for this guy to be in.
We almost got killed by that guy, by the way.
No, you did not.
Eric is an awesome dude.
No, he was going down looking for his phone or something, and the truck stopped in the middle of the freeway for no apparent reason.
Okay, so now the chat room is like, Wilders is a douchebag.
He's a fascist.
AC and JCD are full of crap.
Yeah, this is right.
This would be typical because we haven't converted everybody to actually looking at things realistically.
And the chat room, I think, has a lot of agent provocateurs, by the way.
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
Today on Fox Special News, a book one of our producers sent in with Brett Baer.
They smeared Wilders, reporting him as a man who...
I don't know if this is a smear, but it says, a man who inspires fierce emotions.
Quote, anger on the streets of London.
The object of the demonstration was a recent visit by far-right Dutch politician Geert Wilders.
Unquote.
Quote, his anti-Muslim rhetoric makes him a target of critics.
Wilder says Muslim headscarf should be banned.
He's branded the Muslim prophet Muhammad a pedophile and likened the Muslim current Mein Kampf.
So they're just laying it out one thing after another.
So what he did say, which I think we talked about on the show, which I thought was pretty funny, he says, look, if you want to work in public service, if you want to work at City Hall or elsewhere, then he feels it should not be okay for you to wear a burqa.
Burka, right.
And so he's got something there.
Yeah, I think so.
Meanwhile, our producer sent in notes that Charles Krauthammer was blasting him.
But this all happened in the same period, a short period of time, by the way, indicating that it's definitely a hit.
Oh, yeah.
And I'd like to point out that the immigrants that are coming into the Netherlands are...
I'm going to paraphrase here.
I wasn't entirely prepared for this conversation, but they are kind of the riffraff from the mountains, if you catch my drift.
So there's a lot of issues here that are under the cover.
But the Dutch people...
So essentially, why is this happening?
The Dutch government saw 20, 30 years ago that the population was going down.
They needed people to come in.
They've always had groups of people come in to work.
It was the English.
It was the Italians.
It was the Moluccas.
It was the Turks.
And now it's the Moroccans, because they need a population.
They need a population of slaves, like we all are enslaved, to work and to generate and have an economy.
Otherwise, the country of the Netherlands is on its way to being, they call it the grayification.
There'll be no women working anymore.
They've already got only 2 million people working for 17 million that live there.
So they needed a population.
They said, well, let's bring these guys in.
And, you know, but for the first time, and I have been in and out of the Netherlands since I was seven, never have I seen it this bad.
And it is bad.
You know, Mickey was, she was in her car, I don't know, five, six years ago, and a couple of these Moroccan punks came up, smashed her window, while she's in her car waiting for the light to change, smashed her window, grabbed her purse, and, you know, basically robbed her and run off.
And she's like shocked.
She looks around.
She has like 13 year old kids.
Thirteen-year-olds doing this.
Smashing grab.
And I'm on the street, you know, they're aggressive.
It's like something has gone horribly wrong, and it needs to be, you know, that's just one of the things that just needs to be changed.
Yeah, well, Wilders will end up, something bad's going to happen.
Anyway, you got quotes from Stoddard, Bill Kristol, who dismissed Wilders as a demagogue.
But these people don't know anything about it.
If you actually live in the country, and oh man, I'm telling you, and I'm going to get so much hate mail now, because there is a tremendous campaign against this guy, and these people are in the chat room right now, and there's one thing not to agree with him, but to call people Hitler and fascist, only because he is the mouthpiece for the people who are living with this hell.
Well, you know, all these know-it-alls from, you know, that will be here and there that have never even been to Holland, you know, they have their two bits worth of, you know, they basically take and repeat the meme and back in, you know, that infinite loop of meme-dom where something comes in and it becomes a meme and it goes around and around and around and just builds and builds and builds as though it's true.
And by the way, later in the show, for anyone interested...
I found another one this week.
This one's a sinister one.
Of course, this affects the United States.
It doesn't really affect anybody else.
But I found it to be extremely depressing.
And we'll get to it after we do a couple more stories that need to be discussed.
Just to wrap this up, the Dutch...
Are actually very social people.
I don't want to say socialist.
Even though they live in a socialist system, they're very social people.
And they want to be able to get along with everybody.
This is why it's so...
When tourists come in, like, oh, it's a great country.
Everyone's laid back and you can do your own thing, etc., etc., So, even though they're extremely angry inside, and everyone was really angry, now Wilders actually has a shot at winning.
Now there's this switch, and people are going, well, of course, it actually wouldn't really be good if he actually didn't.
We did win because we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
You know, I just got a call as I see it.
I mean, it is the Dutch mentality to speak this way, even though they are boiling on the inside.
Their country has been taken hostage, and it's no one's fault but their government, who have allowed this, who have not only allowed it, they've inspired it and have set it all up to be crap.
But, of course, they realize that they need people working and that they need new children being born.
The number one name in the Netherlands for kids is Mohammed.
Is that right?
Yes!
Yes!
I'm not joking.
Yes, this is absolutely true.
The number one boy's name is Mohammed.
Might be the number one girl's name for all I know.
Do you know what the girl equivalent is?
No, the number one boy's name of newborn in the Netherlands is Mohammed.
How many of the Muslims are naming their kid Mohammed?
No, I needed the end of morning.
That's what you're missing out on there.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You're right.
I'm back on it.
I'm ready.
This is waking me up.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Good one.
Good way to get me going.
All right.
Yeah, well, it's annoying.
And I can see that you have an interest in the...
I love...
You know, I like to go to Holland.
I think it's a great country.
And the people there are quite friendly and sociable.
And it's kind of, you know, I don't know.
I mean, to see some of these changes, recent changes, because we don't want to hurt somebody's feelings, is pretty depressing.
I mean, they're going to take, you know, now the free drug thing that was there, people go there who used to be the drug tourists.
Well, that's pretty much gone.
That's pretty much gone.
Yeah, the hookers are gone, the drugs are gone, and you get beat up.
Hey, why go?
Why go?
Really?
Beat up?
Well, if you want to get beat up, it'd be a great place to go.
I have a lot to thank the Netherlands for, and I really love the country, and I've seen it change.
And the way you see the change is when you go away for a long time.
I left in 1987, I came back in 1999, and within one week, I'm like, what the hell happened here?
And only then did I, because I kind of, you know, I lost track.
I wasn't really paying attention.
I was in the States.
I was doing my thing.
I was completely self-obsessed with my career.
And I was like, what the hell happened?
And then I started learning.
And then I met Teofel Koch, also, by the way, not just assassinated by a Muslim.
I mean, he was machine gunned down.
They stuck a knife in his chest, in his heart, with a note on it.
I mean, come on!
In the middle of the day!
In Amsterdam!
In the street!
This is not where I grew up.
Alright.
God, maybe I should do it.
Who cares?
John C. DeVore acts pet peeve of the day.
What was your pet peeve?
I know, but I don't have a jingle.
Oh, okay.
Well, you can always use mine.
I'll loan you mine.
Thank you, honey.
I appreciate it.
So another kind of a lighter piece of news, but another thing is not being covered by the mainstream media that I just want to discuss in passing because by coincidence, our artwork for this week is going to reflect it.
But there's been some really weird stuff going on in the Obama administration and also the Canadian government, and it's been so under the radar that it's only buried in the back pages of ESPN and some specialty publications that have to do with fishing.
Oh yes, I've seen this, yeah.
Within the next year or two, this began, and I've got the article here that was done by Robert Montgomery for ESPN Outdoors, And he also writes for Bass.
Apparently, there's this concerted effort to essentially keep people...
I think this is a long-term strategy.
It's to keep people from hunting, because once you stop people from hunting, then you have no excuse to have a hunting rifle.
Then you got them.
Of course!
Of course!
It's all about the guns.
Yeah.
And, oh, we've got to get these guns off the street because, you know, then we can do whatever we want.
I mean, and people should realize this, whether you like guns or not, it is in the Constitution that you can have them.
And I've told, you know, and in the past, people would have cannons in front of their houses to protect themselves.
So the effort began in Canada with the World Wildlife Fund and the International Fund for Animal Welfare, I'm reading from Montgomery's piece, completed their successful campaign to convince the Ontario government to end one of the best scientifically managed big game hunts in North America, the Spring Bear Hunt.
The results of their agenda had severe economic impacts on small family businesses and the tourism economy of communities across northern and central Ontario.
And now, according to some sources, we see that the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, our boys, are working on planning the future of recreational fishing access in America.
So what they're going to do is apparently start, essentially it's going to be illegal to fish.
Let's just boil it down.
And we have a link in the show notes to these articles, or you can look them up yourself.
They're going to make it, and they're headed that way, to make it illegal official.
In other words, let's, you know, we have this father-son sitting in the pier, you know, catching perch.
No.
They're going to claim everything is overfished when it's not.
All based on stuff that goes on in the ocean and we still have no control over the Japanese.
And once they get that in place where we try to get people so it's illegal to fish.
Then it's illegal to hunt.
Then it goes to illegal to hunt.
And then it goes to you don't need a hunting rifle.
This is what people don't understand because I've been following this story.
Actually, last night, I think I saw Hannity talking about it as I was scanning through the channels.
And what people are saying is, oh, they don't want us to sustain ourselves.
We can't have our own food.
And they're focusing too much on the fishing part.
I totally agree with you.
This is going after the Second Amendment about the right to bear arms.
Right.
And this is just a, it's like a, you know, many of these things that go on are multi-step processes.
And so you can't just go right out.
I mean, you can't be too blunt about it because the American public generally is very sensitive and the NRA picks up on these things.
Yeah.
And they make a big stink and they have a huge lobby, so nothing comes of it.
But if you sneak it in, you kind of do it one step at a time, we already know that you could ban the hunting in Canada, so you know you can get that far because the legislators up there are clueless and kind of just ruin a bunch of businesses for this, like they said, a wealth.
You know, one of the things people say, well, it's killing these animals.
People don't realize, for example, that The only reason that we have so many ducks in the United States, and they're so well, you know, they breed and they do so well, is because of Ducks Unlimited.
Ducks Unlimited, which is a hunting group, does everything they can to protect duck areas where the ducks have to go and breed and do all these different things.
They burn them, you know, there's certain grasslands that have to be burned, and they get special permits to do it.
We have a couple of them in our area, and...
And these hunters have actually probably increased the number of viable ducks and types of ducks.
And it's a very kind of an organic process.
I mean, they're not just crazy guys going into the woods and shooting everything they can.
If you shoot up all the ducks, you don't have any ducks to shoot.
But people don't appreciate any of this stuff.
As far as they're concerned, it's just brutal.
We're shooting ducks out of the air.
I don't know.
It's a disgusting situation.
Yeah, it's...
Well, it is the way it works.
You know, baby steps ahead one bit at a time.
I don't think this is going to work, by the way.
I mean, it's going to stall.
Well, we'll see.
I sure hope so.
I have a phone call.
Oh, why don't you go take that?
Why don't you talk to the audience while I hang up the phone?
Meanwhile, I'm getting text messages here.
One of my friends had a baby.
That's great.
That's very cool.
I'll have to congratulate him on the Daily Source Code, which, by the way, is going to kick off again next week.
I'm getting prepared.
And a lot of people have been asking me, like, is it going to be just like No Agenda, only without John as a counterbalance?
No.
I'm going to do something completely different.
Who would say that anyway?
What?
What?
I mean, who said that?
Idiots.
Idiots.
The people who always listen to my show.
My fans, dude.
Are you kidding me?
I love them.
What's the business model going to be?
Well, let me think.
How about I just do a show?
I promise to do a show.
This is what it's all about.
I want to move into a whole new phase of my life.
Tell me.
Why don't you help me out?
What is the business model going to be?
How about just continue to support no agenda?
Or the No Agenda stream, which is separate.
Yeah, I am going to put it up live on the stream when I do it, of course.
Okay, so here's...
We do have to do one little piece of business before I get to the real meaty story.
Okay.
Yeah, you've been brewing on a big one.
It's been taking...
All week I spent on this thing.
I kept digging and digging.
I finally got the smoking gun, which is the part I really appreciated.
Um...
So, Daniel Wheaton, who's the kid who does this public speaking.
Yeah, he was our associate.
We had two quotes in a couple of shows, and we actually said this a number of times, but he doesn't have the exact date of the quote.
So this is the high school student who was our PR executive last week and who's done this wonderful competitive speaking speech based upon a lot of things he's learned actually here on No Agenda.
It's just beautiful to hear this kid talk.
But yeah, he actually needed us to do something.
Yeah, he needed us to say these things so he can say, well, they said it on this show.
We're not faking anything at all.
I listened to show 170 and they didn't say it then.
They said it in show 171.
You're wrong.
I know how these kids are.
Alright, so he needs us to say two things.
Yeah, he needs you to say programming is just the stuff that's in the time between commercials, which you say all the time.
Yeah.
In fact, just so you know, programming is just the stuff that fills in the time between the commercials.
Right, and I always say we must realize that news is relative.
There you go.
We fulfilled our obligations.
I don't even understand that quote, by the way.
I don't think I've ever heard you say it.
I know.
I think I've said it, but I don't know why.
Well, who cares?
Yeah, who cares?
We're helping a kid out.
You know what?
I hope we help.
This is what I like.
If you look at the chat room and you say, how old is everybody?
It's literally from 15 to like 70.
It's fantastic.
The community, and it has nothing to do with age or where you live.
People from all over the world are listening to this program.
They feel that something is happening inside them when we help them look through a little bit of the news.
And sometimes it takes a while for people to see what's actually happening.
Like, Gerd Wilders, this is going to go on for a while.
People are going to call me Hitler.
They're going to call you Goebbels.
And like, oh, we're propagandizing this guy.
Yeah.
I think you'd be a great Goebbels, actually.
Well, you know, curiously I have read Goebbels because...
Of course, if you want to know what marketing is all about, he was the grandmaster.
Absolutely.
He actually, what happened with the Hitler propaganda machine and why Goebbels became so important is that the Germans, and anyone, if you want to have some fun, go to the Library of Congress and look up the old posters, the old propaganda posters from World War I. The Americans were seen as the great, world's greatest propagandists.
We got the public into a war that nobody really wanted to get involved with.
We didn't even like the English.
We still don't.
In 1915, we hated them.
In fact, they were still blamed, which is now forgotten because nobody brings this up anymore.
Hold on a second.
They're still blamed for the Civil War.
If you read Civil War texts that were from the pre-World War I, all of them blamed the British and the French for conspiring to split up the United States.
It's a common thesis.
And the French would get the southern part and that's why they installed Maximilian as the guy in Mexico.
He was the emperor of Mexico.
The French dropped his guy in there because the Mexicans with Maximilian were going to take over and manage the southern part of the United States from the Confederate States.
And the British, with the help of the Canadians who were on the British side, were going to manage the northern part and they were going to split things up.
And part of the reason for that was that the French and the British...
Realize that once we found gold in California, they wanted the gold.
So the Civil War wasn't completely incited by them, but there was a lot of evidence that they were encouraging it.
And it wasn't until Lincoln actually dropped it.
There was a bunch of social movements going on in England in particular.
And once Lincoln freed the slaves and then turned the war message into an anti-slavery message...
The British had to get out of it because they couldn't be associated with promoting the continuation of slavery for various social reasons that were taking place in the country because there was a lot of movements going on.
And the French bailed out, too, and that was the end of it.
I'll tell you, John, if I was a nerdy chick with horn-rimmed glasses, I'd be like, oh, I'm so hot for you now.
I love it when you do that, man.
When you lay into some history like that, you don't get that anywhere else.
I love it.
So anyway, so before World War I, we were still pissed at the British.
We hated them.
And so what happens is that we turn on the Americans.
We started the public relations firms.
We're the top in all kinds of things.
And we started turning up the propaganda machine.
It makes the Soviets look like two-bit jokers.
And you look at these posters and they just basically portray the Germans as a bunch of gorillas, literally, coming over to rape our women.
By the way, just speaking of that...
The Dutch had 400 bicycles in Vancouver that were donated by the busing companies, and they were all stolen.
It's just so funny.
The Dutch want their bikes back again.
Again.
So anyway, so when the Nazis came into power, I don't know how, actually I don't have the connection between Goebbels and Hitler, but they were very concerned that we were going to pull another one of these stunts and then turn the whole world against Hitler.
So Goebbels...
Who was a student of American propaganda, took over the propaganda machine and made it so they were dominating in propaganda.
And we were actually kind of lax at the time because we were in a depression and we had some other issues.
And so Goebbels actually kind of was a very interesting propagandist and he has a lot of interesting thoughts on the matter.
If anyone's into marketing or public relations, You could do worse than reading...
Goebbels has a lot of essays about it, how he does it, why it's important.
He bitches about the Americans in World War I, and he talks about his rationale.
It's actually quite unique.
It's good reading.
So speaking of propagandizing, you know that guy...
So there was this 911 tape...
That was released about a guy who's in a Prius and he's driving somewhere near San Diego and his accelerator gets stuck.
And of course this comes exactly one day after Toyota says, hey, wait a minute, we can't reproduce this computer or electronic fault you speak of.
And so then all of a sudden, this has got to be propaganda.
In fact, it sounds like...
It's 23 minutes, by the way.
I think I'll upload the whole thing, and of course we can't play it all for you.
But I think, and I'm a little unprepared, but if you just listen to...
If you listen to the whole thing, and not, you know, all 23 minutes, and not just the little bit they're playing on television...
It makes no sense.
This doesn't sound like a 911 operator to me.
And before you play it, we posted this story with some video from one of the stations on the blog, and we got about 60-70 comments.
And I would say 90% of the commenters all believe this to be bogus.
I mean, it's not as though the public is buying this.
Yeah, let me just see if I can get into the media.
Where are you?
So we don't even have the actual calling in, which is always dodgy, but okay, where are you?
And just listen real quick, how quickly she gets into, she's like a Toyota, like a Prius mechanic.
Sir, I need to know where you are.
Highway 80.
Eastbound?
On Old?
Okay, sir.
Your eastbound on Old 8.
Sir.
Okay, so your eastbound 8.
Passing Dunbar.
And by the way, I couldn't find any Dunbar on eastbound 8.
Sir, you need to talk to me.
Sir.
I just want you to listen to this.
Hello?
Sir, can you hear me?
or can you hear me they get their character he found a packing down bar what kind of car you and i heard it really out of a color that Blue.
What kind of Toyota?
A Prius?
Yeah.
And what's going on?
Is your accelerator stuck?
No!
What's wrong?
Oh, is your...
So, the guy calls up.
You sound like you've been shot.
Are you okay?
Have you been kidnapped?
No.
Toyota?
Prius?
Blue?
Is your accelerator stuck?
You know, I tried to pull it back, pull it back.
I put it on the brakes, and the car shutter comes pretty quick.
Okay, how fast are you going?
80 something.
You're going 80 miles an hour?
81 now.
81?
And it's so stuck?
Yes.
Okay, what is your name?
Jim.
What?
You're doing 81 miles an hour and it's still stuck.
What's your name?
We want to make sure the news media gets it.
Jim?
Oh, Jim.
What's your phone number?
What's your phone number?
She said 911.
Even I have caller ID. That's crap.
That is absolute bogus.
Sir?
What is your phone number?
Okay, well, so I'll put this thing in the show notes.
There's a couple other gems in here.
Unfortunately, because of my iPhone issues, I wasn't able to edit it out.
So here's what else is on this recording.
So she then says, you know, try and pull it out.
You know, try and...
Is it stuck behind the floor, Matt?
And then she's like, okay, I need you to hold down your starter switch for five seconds...
Why didn't you tell him that immediately?
Of course.
Meanwhile, the guy's doing 80 or 90, apparently.
There's no cop!
This is the only time you can do 90 for 25 minutes and there's no cop anywhere.
And then at one point, he's like, near the end, he's like, okay, I see a border patrol.
Yes, we had called the border patrol, sir.
What?
What?
You called the border patrol?
What?
This is so much bullcrap.
This guy, by the way, and I can't find the article, but I will find it for the show notes, he was a lottery winner at one point who actually was supposed to be in a reality show.
This stinks.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me see.
The guy is...
Is he Jeff Sykes?
Jim Sykes, I think?
Hold on a second.
Let me just Google that real fast.
Jim Sykes' Prius reality show lottery.
Yeah, he was a lottery winner.
Here it is.
Hey Jim, we like the way you jumped up and down when you won the lottery.
We think we can do a reality show, but you've got to prove your acting ability a little more.
We've got an idea.
According to published reports, a 61-year-old real estate executive, long-time lottery player who won $55,000 and was selected in 2006 to appear in a California lottery TV game show.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, I've actually had my emergency brake hang.
It was on the rolls, actually.
And a cop pulled me over.
And I was on the New Jersey Turnpike, and I'd been driving for about half an hour.
And he says, your car is on fire.
I'm like, what?
And I turn around, and there's smoke coming off of my rear wheels.
It's unbelievable, because it had just been hanging a little bit.
It's somehow a weird Rolls Royce thing, right?
I'm so happy I don't have to deal with expensive cars anymore.
And so I see all these pictures of this Toyota Prius roped off like it's a crime scene with yellow tape.
And he says at one point, oh, I can smell my brakes.
Dude, if you've been on the brakes for 23 minutes the entire time of this call, your car is on fire.
Okay?
Your brakes are burning.
There is actual smoke.
No, this story is bogus.
Totally bogus.
And it's like he's reading from a script.
The guy gets all the information in the beginning, and then there's like 20 minutes of him just going...
Can I have your phone number in the middle of this instead of telling him to push the button?
Yeah.
Hey, you're doing 81 miles an hour.
What's your phone number?
What's your name?
Hi, how you doing?
Sir, I need your phone number.
Why?
Why does she need the phone number?
For what reason?
To send him his check.
I can't hold the phone, 619.
Okay, I'm noticing an officer right now and you just stay on the phone with me, okay?
So that's two minutes into it and the cop doesn't actually come up until like 20 minutes later.
And he's doing 90.
Anyway, yeah, it's total bull and I'm just going to assert my theory one more time is that this is a huge warning to the Japanese to shut up To shut up and just take our debt.
Otherwise we're going to bring down all of your companies.
We're going to bring it down, bitch!
And of course the car companies are now into it.
They're like, oh crap, this is great.
Let's go screw those guys.
Oh yeah.
Excellent.
I've never owned cars better made than Lexuses.
And you can just drive them to the ground.
I mean, I do some research and you can buy a Lexus, buy an old used Lexus with 100,000 miles on it and put 200,000 more on it.
It's unbelievable.
It's a very well-made product.
Built to last.
Rock on.
Rock on.
So let's get to the meaty story for this week.
Yeah, because you're all over something big.
You've been teasing me with this.
Yeah, this story involves a...
Here's the drama.
There seems to be a sudden emergence of a turf war between Reuters and AP... A bogus story that was planted by either the Obama administration, Homeland Security, the CIA, I don't know who.
That part I don't have, but I do have the evidence that it's totally fabricated.
Let me just say something about these news services.
So probably, I'm just going to guess, 90% of the news that you read or hear about comes from the wire services.
And there's two main ones, Reuters and Associated Press.
There are ownership structures and management structures in place, and even though they are usually devoid of any opinion when they report something on the wire, they have been known certainly of late to retract stories all of a sudden.
There are forces going on behind these newswire services.
But they are seen as the absolute truth and, oh, let's all bow to the news servers because it's Reuters.
We're sure that they know exactly what they're saying.
Well, Reuters has always had the reputation of being a CIA front.
Yeah, well, wouldn't it make sense?
Because every single newspaper, every television and radio station, they all take this and they just rewrite it a little bit, if they even do that.
And this is their news.
It's called a news service.
You buy this so you don't have to have reporters go out and do something.
And this information is taken and disseminated all over the place.
I mean, from the Wall Street Journal to USA Today.
Yeah, by the way, the Reuters guys are fantastic because I've worked with them before.
But I'm just saying it has its reputation.
Oh, you suck ass.
What the hell is that all about?
I'm just saying because I've worked with you guys.
Hey, aren't you calling us the CIA guys?
Okay, let me say it.
They're possible CIA shills.
I'll say it.
Well, could be.
So Reuters broke the story about Colleen LaRose.
Oh, this is Jihad Jane.
Jihad Jane, Fatima LaRose, this and that.
She has a bunch of names.
So I'm starting to look into the story, and it's going along pretty evenly.
And they have all this stuff, and then I start spotting a meme, which I'll get into in a minute.
But before the meme...
Well, let's do the meme first.
Well, let me give you my experience.
I woke up yesterday morning.
I flip on the television.
I love watching HLN. I was in a hotel in San Francisco.
Headline news.
Yes, HLN, because then you can go all the way from Corey Hain dying to Jihad Jane.
I'm like, wow, this is interesting.
I go downstairs to have some breakfast.
I get the Wall Street Journal.
Front page of the journal, Jihad Jane.
This is a business newspaper.
Which, by the way, is owned by Murdoch now, I might want to point out.
Well, we've already busted the Wall Street Journal from last week.
By the way, there's one picture that kept floating around that Reuters kept pushing on everybody, which was a picture of Jihad Jane in her normal blonde, creepy-looking...
Right, and then with her wearing a burqa.
Two different ones of her wearing a burqa.
One with the hijab, that thing over the head, and then the one where all she sees are her eyeballs.
And this picture, which I'm looking at right now, and there are three right next to each other.
They're all earmarked by one physical aspect of her face.
You could say, well, it's probably the same person.
You don't know.
It could be her eyebrows.
Not her eyebrows, because in the last picture, you see her eyes.
It's a little ridge.
Oh, right, right.
The bridge of her nose.
Right.
Anyway, so there she is.
She's a blonde, and she's got hazel eyes here.
In the middle picture, she's got brown eyes, and in the right picture, where she's completely covered, except for her eyes, she's got bright blue eyes.
Yeah, it's amazing how that works.
Now, the funny thing is, is that if you're a Wahhabist, or a Salafist, or one of these extremists...
Or a falafel, whatever.
Adornment is out.
And she's got tons of eye makeup on.
It doesn't make any sense.
She's wearing a ring.
The whole thing is kind of sketchy from that regard.
And the other thing that I noticed immediately is that this woman is supposed to be...
You know, homegrown terrorist, Muslim-turned-terrorist or whatever.
We never, at least as far as I can tell, to this minute, we never find out what mosque she went to.
Oh, that would be actual reporting, John.
Oh, that would be crazy.
We didn't have to report because it was just a Reuters story.
We never found out when she was converted.
Which is typical, you know, somebody told, oh, she was converted, such and such, and then they talked to their parents, they go, oh, she was a good girl until she went this way or that way.
Now, the thing keeps going on as though they were trying to kill this guy, this Swedish cartoonist, Lars Vilks.
Which is interesting, because it wasn't a Danish cartoonist?
No, he's Swedish.
This is a Swedish cartoon just run recently.
Right, that's my point.
So we're bringing two memes in, so now we have...
Yeah, cartoonists are bad.
Screw them, the damn cartoonists.
Damn cartoonists.
Anyway, so this whole thing, I started to see it being orchestrated because there was one meme that kept cropping up.
And the first time I saw it, I didn't think much of it.
Can I just say that what I thought immediately, which is clearly not what you picked up on, is, oh, okay, homegrown terrorist, look, she's white, she's got blonde hair, blue eyes, more reason to follow the new Biden bill where anyone can get picked up, called an enemy combatant of the state, and you can be incarcerated indefinitely without any Miranda rights.
I'm like, It makes total sense, of course.
And by the way, I'm white, I'm blonde, I've got blue eyes, I'm next.
Well, that's maybe why they made her eyes blue.
So anyway, but I started spotting two memes.
One of them was a sub-meme, which I didn't think is going to mean too much, but they kept referring to her as being from the suburbs.
She's suburban, so the danger lurks everywhere.
But the meme that kept coming up in every single story, and then I did a Google search for the meme, in quotes, so I only got the meme, 32,000 incidents of this meme.
And then I went to treehugger.com and I have this in the show notes.
If you click on it, all they have is the meme.
There's not even the story.
It was just quote of the day.
And here's the meme.
And this meme, by the way, is...
It's brought to you by Coca-Cola.
Farhad Jihad Jainz, the Telegraph, Sky News.
I'm looking at one source after another.
The meme comes from Attorney General Michael Levy.
And it's word for word in 32,000 instances.
It's in every report at the beginning.
It started to disappear.
Shatters any lingering thought that we can spot a terrorist based on appearance.
Right.
The telegraph.
Shatters any lingering thought that we can spot a terrorist based on appearance.
Reuters.
Shatters any lingering thought.
Okay, so I got 32,000 instances.
The Daily Kos has it.
The Radio Free Europe has it.
Phillyburbs.com has this exact same quote over and over and over.
And I'm looking at the Google right now.
Indeed, they even use the shatters word every single time.
Shatters any lingering thought we can spot a terrorist based on appearance.
So that's the meme.
Now, the curious thing, which I thought was amusing...
Is that this meme which was slammed into every report of this woman, the Daily Telegraph in the UK, apparently when they were reading the talking points or something or whoever they got it from, they got a little, either they got mixed up or somebody screwed up.
So you have, shatters any lingering thought that we can spot a terrorist based on appearance, same quote, but...
Done by David Criss, an assistant attorney general in the National Security Division.
So it's a different guy.
It's a different guy.
So now we have this exact same meme they're trying to force down.
By the way, this is a depressing story I'm revealing because it just indicates that we haven't got a prayer of change.
I mean, we have our little group of listeners and all that, but when you can get a meme out there like this 32,000 times into the public domain and everybody's just repeating it, it's on Fox, it's every place else, shatters any lingering thought that we can, you know, in other words, they're saying, well, you know, it's too much trouble to do.
No more profiling.
And it's not about the profiling, it's the fact that they can now intimidate and continue to intimidate the public at the airport and every place else they want to.
Because, well, I don't know, you can't spot a terrorist, and this woman is proof positive.
This woman that we don't know anything about.
Okay, now the war breaks out between the AP and Reuters.
AP. Somebody at the AP picked up on the fact that this woman had a boyfriend.
And they met in Texas.
And the first reports were that they met in 2008 and they moved to Pennsylvania in the few years that ensued.
But then it became, in the more recent reports, they've been together for five years.
So...
AP starts harping on one aspect of this, the boyfriend.
He keeps saying, I don't know, I've never seen her even pray.
She's never talked about religion.
She's never left the country.
She doesn't do this, she doesn't do that.
So he's saying that this woman, who is a crazy Muslim, turned somehow into this terrorist that shatters every lingering thought that we can spot one of these people.
For five years, she didn't do her five times a day prayer.
She never talks about a religion.
She doesn't go to the mosque.
She doesn't do any of these things.
And the boyfriend's absolutely baffled by the fact that she disappeared one day because they picked her up.
According to most reports, they grabbed her at her house, even though the two of them lived in an apartment.
I don't know if they went to the apartment and grabbed her.
It's all sketchy.
And then she apparently took his passport, which they grabbed, and then decided to...
To charge her with trying to do some sort of identity theft.
So AP clearly was not on board with the program.
They messed up and they let something slip out, which is pertinent information.
Right.
AP was left out of the loop.
They decided to do some reporting.
Or somebody in the AP combine, which is all the newspapers, tracked down this boyfriend and brought him into the story, screwing the story up completely.
Now, and now, of course, Reuters doesn't like God.
Nobody talks about the boyfriend.
So the boyfriend's going on and on about this is, you know, he's just, I'm confused.
I've never seen her do this.
She doesn't pray.
She doesn't talk about being a Muslim.
She doesn't go to a Muslim.
She doesn't do anything.
So what?
She's asleep herself from somewhere back when for five years.
She also moved around a few times, and now she's under arrest.
And so...
So now I'm thinking the story is very interesting because it's obviously an orchestrated story designed to put this one meme out there that, oh, the lingering thoughts, we can't spot a terrorist because here, look at this blonde woman who's going to somehow, for some reason, out of the blue, like, what does she read Swedish newspapers that she even knows about, this cartoonist?
And the way the story goes, she...
Online, she ran into somebody from Asia.
Let me tell you, if I'm pissed off jihadist, I got other things to do than go after cartoonists.
But okay, that's just my thought.
And so meanwhile, she set up a bunch of guys in Ireland, and that story, by the way, could take me to another half hour of discussion, because there's evidence that the first reports about these Irish guys that were arrested, I think, by the way, she was a honeypot, to my basic point.
When I saw her, I thought she looks like Sharon Stone playing a CIA operative after a night of drinking.
That's what I thought.
That's exactly what she looks like.
But anyway, she's obviously a honeypot to catch some people for some reason or another, and they kind of messed it up.
The whole thing is a disaster.
And I'll get to my absolute proof of this in a minute.
But anyway, so the reports to these guys that they busted in Ireland, which were the guys who bought in to let's go kill this guy in Sweden, which is like, jeez.
The initial reports, again, from the news sources that are questionable, talked about them being like, you know, Yemeni, this and that, and a couple of Irish converts to Muslims.
You know, a couple of those converts, you can't spot them because they don't look like, you know, they look like you and me.
And so that was, you know, trying to...
He looked like Conan O'Brien.
The Irish national TV station, if I have that, I actually have the printout of it.
They, yeah, I'll never find it.
But they finally confirmed it.
They were all Yemenis, and I guess it was a Somalian or something.
They were just these dummies.
And there wasn't any of this, you know, what they're trying to create, which is we're all potentially terrorists and we should all be locked up.
Okay, so let me just stop you for a second.
I want you to get on.
I want you to punch it all the way home.
So what we are showing here, and you're about to give some real amazing proof, I believe, is that Reuters is completely controlled.
The messaging is, this was very well orchestrated.
All the ports were open.
They got this out.
It was blasted out in like a massive, well, it's a news service.
So it was like a big email blast.
Everyone picks this up.
Everyone's on board.
Everyone who has reprinted this story has done it without any investigation except one guy somewhere from the AP who said, oh, I think maybe I will call this boyfriend.
Let me try this out.
He, by the way, is probably laying by the side of the road somewhere.
He totally messed up.
And the whole idea is to let us all think...
To make us think, to train us into understanding that a terrorist is not someone you can just look at and say, that guy might be a terrorist, because it could be Sharon Stone after a night of binge drinking.
Or Conan O'Brien for a while.
The AP guy by the side of the road is actually Mary Claire Dale.
So I'll give her credit for at least getting that part of it out there.
Once she got that one thing about the boyfriend out, then it started taking off.
And then AP started pumping stories out about the boyfriend.
But anyway, so I'm thinking, well, you know, this is an interesting orchestrated thing.
But how orchestrated was this?
So I run into...
Just by coincidence, I'm looking at the guy who wrote this up for the New York Times, who doesn't mention the boyfriend either, Charlie Savage.
And I look at all his articles, and I notice he has, on March 9th, when the story first broke, Pennsylvania woman tied to a plot on cartoonists.
Prosecutors accused Colin R. LaRose, who called herself Jihad Jane, of involvement in a plot with militants, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Then...
On March 10th, the next day, Charlie Savage bylines Pennsylvania woman tied to a plot on cartoonists.
Prosecutors accused Colleen LaRose, who called herself Jihad Jane, of involvement in the plot with militants.
Blah, blah, blah.
They were running the story twice.
You didn't get any traction.
So they ran it again, and it seems as though most of the action was taking place on March 10th.
So I decided to do a date range search and just eliminate everything from March 9th and 10th.
I found references on the 3rd and the 4th of March to this story that were all pulled.
Uh-huh.
See?
You find them on the internet, you know, the references are there, and then you go to the site, the page is gone.
Gone.
Okay.
So I don't have any evidence.
All I have is just kind of, because these links, you know, it could be, you know, the way that Google works, you never know.
And I'm thinking, well, what happened on the 3rd and the 4th?
They were going to roll this out as an orchestrated thing.
What happened on the 3rd and the 4th?
That would have said, oh God, pull it back.
We've got to move this up a week.
Okay, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Oh man, you're blowing my mind now.
So you're about to tell me that they are so orchestrated with getting their memes out into the news that they actually...
Had launched this but pulled it back because they had some other thing that either happened or someone hadn't read the calendar properly or there was an emergency call saying, oh, I mean, this is outrageous!
March 3rd, Massa says he will not seek re-election in November because he's fighting a recurrence of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Politico reports that the House Ethics Committee is looking into allegations that MASA made unwanted advances toward a male aide March 3rd, the day this was supposed to roll.
Oh, man.
So, March 5th, Massa's in the top of the news.
He's getting all the attention.
Rush Limbaugh, everybody on Fox, all the CNN people.
March 5th, he's still in the news.
March 7th, Massa accuses Democratic leaders of orchestrating his ouster.
Now, that's where he brings out the thing about Rahm Emanuel naked inside the gym locker, inside of the showers.
Right, right.
So March 7th, who's going to top that news?
March 8th, Massa officially resigns.
Okay, we're clear.
March 9th, let's go with the story.
Now, which is exactly what happened.
Now, so I'm saying, well, I don't have much proof of this.
Boom.
Bingo.
I run into the indictment on an obscure website.
I've copied it.
We have a link to the show notes.
The indictment...
It's dated March 4th and should have been covered that day.
So there was a preliminary news report about what was going to go down from the grand jury on March 3rd.
March 4th, the indictment is dated March 4th.
That's when they were going to roll the story.
They had to pull it back because this Masa character got into the way.
Oh my goodness.
It's worse than I thought it was.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Okay.
We do have a link to the indictment.
I have a copy of it if the link goes down, but we have a link, and you can take a look at it.
It says March 4th.
That's when it was reported, given to the press on the silver platter after they were going to do a prelim on the 3rd and the 4th, and this Masa thing is just too big of a story.
They couldn't put up with it.
Now they got their meme out, you know, just to have to wait a week.
They couldn't probably put it off too much longer, so they had to force Masa to, you know, shut up and get out of town.
So the only other guy who actually sees this, but in the incorrect way, is Patrick Kennedy, who was speaking yesterday in the House, and I'm sure you've seen the video by now.
He goes completely nuts, because this is the whole Dennis Kucinich, we talked about this in the last show, is trying to have Congress stop all wars, which, yeah, okay, good luck, and And Patrick Kennedy gets up and he says the following...
Anybody who wants to know where cynicism is, cynicism is that there's one, two press people in this gallery!
We're talking about Eric Massa, 24-7 on the TV, we're talking about war and peace, three billion dollars, a thousand lives, and no press!
So he's right, of course.
And how crazy is it that the only people watching this discussion about stopping these illegal wars is two people in the press gallery and Adam and John watching C-SPAN. I mean, it's kind of sad.
It's about right.
It's very, very sad when you think about it.
It's pathetic.
But this is just outrageous that...
So, I'd have to call this proof.
Actual proof that they set everything up, they were ready to roll with it, and then they pulled it back because, oh, wait a minute, you know, breaking news, there's something else we can use.
Oh, my goodness.
I think the Masa thing, they cut him off guard, so they had to pull back everything.
Yeah, of course they did.
I don't think Masa was part of the scheme.
It was just, oh, brother, kind of thing.
So, how does...
But is there a Google behind all this?
By the way...
By the way, I don't know, but I'm going to say this.
I'm glad I got, I think, a smoking gun with the indictment on day to the 4th.
But it was the meme.
I don't care whether it even was a smoking gun or not.
It's this attempt to put this meme into the public consciousness that everybody's a terrorist.
That every American, every red-blooded patriotic American is potentially a terrorist.
This is just a bad thing to do to the public.
You know, when I flew back from Gitmo Lowlands, so this was a flight originating at Schiphol Airport, the same airport where the crotch bomber got on board.
I went through security.
No naked body scanner.
None whatsoever.
They only had two regular ports.
And I will say that they were hand-searching everyone who came through.
But let me tell you, the guy did not touch my crotch.
And I was waiting.
I'm like, okay, bad boy.
Waiting and anticipating.
I'm waiting.
I'm like, I want you to touch my crotch, big bad boy.
And he didn't touch my crotch.
I'm like, well, this makes no sense.
Wasn't this the whole point?
They have them.
When I flew to London, I had to go through one.
But they don't have them.
It's like a big joke.
A big freaking joke.
It's all a lie.
It's all theater.
And now you're right.
Now anyone can be a terrorist.
You can't tell a terrorist just by looking at them.
Oh my God.
Hey, by the way, I learned something very important about these naked body scanners.
They work.
It hit me yesterday as I was thinking about all this.
So I went through the naked body scanner.
I told you about that with my daughter going to London.
I'm like, I don't want to make any problems, so I'll just go through.
By the way, it was a really funny cartoon.
I wish I could have taken a picture, because my hair looked really crazy on the cartoon.
It was a very interesting outline of my hair.
But remember when I said there were two spots, which turned out to be my backside, and one, because I had my passport and my ticket, and I made a joke, it was my enormous schwanch, which was...
Which was bound all the way back there.
But there was another one on the left-hand side, above my buttock on the left.
And I'm thinking about it, I had my passport and my ticket in my pocket.
I had nothing in my left-hand pocket.
And so I go to my jeans, and on the left-hand side, where that little orange blotch was, is a label.
Guess what's in that label?
Oh, an RFID tag.
Exactly.
And I'm thinking, wait a minute.
Could it be that these scanners are doing a little bit more?
Could they be recording the RFID tag?
Because, of course, RFID tags are in all kinds of things, including clothing.
And I remember I said, hey, what's that spot?
And the lady said, ah, don't worry about that.
And now I'm like, wait a minute.
You know, they could be taken by...
So, you know, if anything you have on you, then basically it's a tracking mechanism.
Possibly.
I just thought it was interesting.
Yeah, well, there's been a lot of RFID stores cropping up here and there.
Which are kind of, you know, that's another thing that's bothering me.
They're trying to make people, you know, well, it's good for the dog and maybe your kid won't get kidnapped.
I mean, they're trying to get the public into the, with memes again, propaganda.
We're the best in the world at it.
We're trying to, you know, get the public into thinking, that sounds like a good idea.
I think it's a good idea.
That way if my dog gets lost, what, they're going to track your dog down with a satellite?
They're not always going to give a crap.
Let's face it.
Meanwhile, if you actually want to say something, I just want to play this little bit of audio.
Another UKIP Minister of European Parliament, who, of course, we know our guy, Nigel Farage, who was fined 3,000 euros for calling the president someone who looks like a low-level bank clerk and has the personality of a dishrag.
So William Dartmouth...
Listen what happens.
And he's not even insulting people.
Listen how freedom of speech is just completely cut off now in European Parliament.
Because they've cut his mic off as he lays into Baroness Ashton.
She's this crazy minister of foreign affairs who is like, you know, a super elite who, by the way, has a jet now and a staff of 20.
And she's Completely taking over the United States of Europe.
Listen to how they just cut his mic off.
The European Union wants a comprehensive Arctic policy.
This proposition is entirely bizarre.
Cyprus and Greece, for example, have historic cultures.
But look at the geography.
It's really rather hard to understand.
By the way, he slips it in, right?
They're talking about something else.
Why a country on the Aegean Sea needs there to be an EU policy on the Arctic.
But an EU Arctic policy is perhaps not so bizarre as the appointment of the supremely unqualified Baroness Ashton, the Sarah Palin of the ex-student left, as High Representative.
At the hearings it was clear that the High Representative has forgotten nothing and has learnt nothing.
And by the way...
So, turns his mic off.
I'm sorry, but I don't think we should listen to personal comments like that in this chamber.
He's yelling.
Just turn his mic off.
No, your speaking time has finished.
We will not have personal comments of that nature.
I will now move to the next...
I will move to the next...
I will move.
I will now move to the next speaker.
Order. Order.
Shut up, slave.
Slave. Slave.
Unbelievable.
This is Parliament!
I was watching the Prime Minister's Question Time last night, and it was great!
You've got the Conservatives and the Labour Party, and they're yelling, they're screaming, and everything's okay.
But the minute you get up to the real, which I'm not allowed to call it Starfleet Command anymore, by the way.
Oh, I will read that note in a minute.
Yeah, some Trekkies are angry at me.
But let me just, for argument's sake, call it Starfleet Command.
When you get up to that level, then all of a sudden it's like, oh, shut up, slave.
We're in control.
And you see this shot.
You have to see this video.
I'll put it in the show notes at noagendashow.com.
You see Baroness Ashton, who I'd never seen.
Man!
Oh, my God!
She's hideous!
This woman, she's frightening.
Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
You think Baroness Ashton, you think, I'm going to be a hot, milfy cougar bitch.
No.
She's got the chip firmly embedded.
Well, I'll read the little clip here from one of our donors.
Maybe we should go into that segment.
Dear John and Adam, I could do it in a voice, but I'm not going to do it with respect to Ben Brown.
I have noticed that recently you have started referring to the European Commission as Starfleet Command.
On behalf of Star Trek nerds everywhere, I'd like to humbly point out a flaw in your analogy.
Starfleet is the military slash peacekeeping branch for the larger governing body known as the United Federation of Planets.
The UFP is led by the Federation Council, not Starfleet Command.
I think it would be more accurate and appropriate to refer to the European Commission as the Federation Council and save Starfleet Command for the EU's military.
To let you know I'm serious, I'm including a $50 donation with this note.
What do you think?
I don't think it's going to roll off the tongue.
It doesn't.
That's the whole problem.
It doesn't sound right.
You know, it's only a reference.
It's a passing reference.
Don't take it too seriously, boys.
Really?
So we have...
Okay, we have an interesting dilemma on our hands.
Well, first let me say, before we get into this, great job on the...
On the uncovering of the meme injection by Reuters.
And we'll make a special heading in the show notes so that you can actually follow along.
We'll have the Massa indictment.
We'll have everything all set up for you so you can see how this is done and how you cannot trust anything that you're reading.
And by the way, we're going to do...
Adam and I are going to work on a...
We have a project, a sub-project, where we're going to work on some literature for you to read that will help you deconstruct some of the things that we've been doing.
So you can do this yourself.
I mean, I'm actually surprised nobody spotted this.
Although, why be surprised?
It takes two old dudes to sit around and Google stuff to figure it out.
Meanwhile, what does a journalist at the New York Times make?
Like $170,000 a year?
Actually, they make about $120,000 typically.
I take it.
I take it.
So we have two new nights and a kind of a complaint and also a problem, which is that we have not recognized all our nights because we just got a printout.
We actually have 30.
Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
No, there's an email from Eric with the rundown.
Our database is now working, so we can look at these numbers and say, oh my god, we have about five or ten guys who are like five bucks away.
We have to tell them that they're getting close.
We'll discuss most of this on Sunday, by the way.
But I figure we'll get these two nights out of the way.
Well, that sounds a little demeaning.
No, no, I want to get them out of the way because...
Here, let me explain.
Get them out of the way?
No, you want to induct them and give them their due process and props.
I want to praise them.
Thank you.
But I want to apologize for the fact that both of them have been kind of knighted.
There should have been knighted a while back, which brought me to doing a database search, realizing there's about 10 guys who have never gotten the ceremony.
I don't want to do them all at once.
Greg Birch, by the way, who's a dentist in Port Angeles, who is a knight, although we haven't knighted him.
Are we going to do him today?
Yeah, we're going to do him.
But he said that we should do all the guys like himself that got passed over for some reason.
They want to call themselves the Black Knights.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
The black man.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
So, by the way, if you're a No Agenda listener and you happen to be in the northern part of Washington State in the Olympic Peninsula and you break a tooth, call Greg Birch, DDS. That's right.
He'll hook you up.
He'll hook you up.
Tom, you're a No Agenda listener and you need your teeth fixed.
Yeah.
We're going to set up a great network.
I'm so happy.
And by the way, we now actually have staff.
There you go.
We have Eric, paid employee, although not very much.
And he's helping us.
Now you can ask for more.
I'm sorry.
But, you know, we need this now because we can't be faltering on this type of stuff.
We already have a database for show notes.
Now we need a database for our listeners, producers, and, of course, our donors and our knights.
And it's important stuff.
We need to grow the show, otherwise we're just going to be floundering around forever, because let's face it, we suck at administration.
Yeah, we're really researchers, basically, if you think about it.
So let's ignite a couple of our guys.
Ready?
The first one is John Kilburn from Singapore.
Now, is John also...
A dark knight?
A black knight?
A black knight.
So we're doing John and Greg?
We're doing two?
Yeah, they're both black knights.
Okay, hold on a second.
John Kilbourne, please kneel before John and Adam.
I hereby knight thee Sir John Black Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
Please join us for the feast.
And then Greg Birch.
Greg Birch!
Come before us.
We now solemnly knight thee, Sir Greg, Black Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
We make fun of it, but we really appreciate your support.
You have no idea what this means, because this is what's helping us.
I mean, it's baby steps, but we're growing.
And I do want to say that John and I had a real heart-to-heart about the No Agenda Night Rings, and this is one we're actually going to do.
This is not some bull like the HEMA underwear.
This is the real deal.
The HEMA underwear is impossible.
Yeah.
But we are doing this.
You found a couple companies that can...
A couple companies in China.
Eric's actually got it.
We're going to start comparing notes shortly.
And they're going to have...
You know, my concern is that there has to be a ring that can be sized by a jeweler.
Yeah.
As opposed to, you know, selling certain sizes.
So we can't do tungsten because tungsten is like...
I don't know if you've ever had a tungsten ring.
They are basically...
It's like a rock.
Yeah, you can't really do anything with it.
No, whatever size it is, it's going to be that way to the end of time.
And I think the same holds true with stainless steel and some other things.
So it's going to be gold.
It's got to be gold.
It's got to be gold or silver or a combination or something like that.
Right.
But they're really going to be beautiful.
And I think we are considering actually doing them mirrored so that if you hit someone in the mouth, the imprint is right there on their schnoz.
It'll be a seal ring, right?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, I like it.
Cool.
And it should be reversed if it's going to be a seal ring anyway.
And we're going to put an RFID chip in it.
I think the Chinese will do that anyway.
Exactly.
So I'm sure there are other people, although you mentioned at the top of the show that we didn't do too well this week.
No, we didn't do too well, but it was fine.
It wasn't great, because I think it's because we went 28 minutes into the show before we got in.
You say fine, John, but we really got to be doing a lot better in order to quit.
I want to be able to do this full time.
I hate the traveling, doing all this other stuff.
It's a huge distraction.
My heart is here.
I know what we're doing is good because I'm seeing change happening.
I'm seeing high school students figuring out that the news is crap.
That they're being force-fed bull.
And that they can be deemed a terrorist.
These kids are growing up.
They don't even know what the Constitution is.
It's not being taught in schools anymore.
They don't teach anything anymore.
They have no idea what's happening.
No, I think our show is a public service.
Okay, so let's start with some of the people that gave us some money this last week.
Holly Gross from...
It's funny I left her city out, but she's from the United States somewhere.
$50, but what she really wanted was a shout-out to her, what she says, awesome hubby, Perry Wexler, who she loves to wake up next to...
In the morning!
In the morning!
Nice.
Let's do that again.
Ready?
She wants to shout out to her awesome hubby, Perry Wexler, who she likes to wake up next to.
In the morning!
Alright, she might want a clip of that.
You don't actually think I'm going to edit that, do you?
No, you don't have to edit anything.
Okay.
So we did it twice.
Okay.
That's why.
Mark Nijmeier, N-I-J-M-E-I-J-E-R, I'm sure that's the only pronunciation I can come up with, San Jose, 5555.
Tom McGreevy, Davenport, Iowa, one of the more high-tech towns in the world, by the way, $50.
Podcastforpeace.com.
Oh, he's back.
We've had a donation.
Podcastforpeace.com, Alamo, California, 5150.
Brian Rowley, R-O-L-E-Y, Chantilly, Virginia, 5110.
Mark Griffin, Indian Trail, North Carolina.
Great name for a town.
$50.01.
This is something we have to talk about.
He's a regular contributor.
He's given before.
And he's apparently picked up on what we're talking about.
He's read The Economic Hitman.
He does all these things.
Now he seems to be getting worried, and his wife is concerned.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is his wife thinking that he's crazy?
He's gone off the deep end, mate.
I remember Patricia was looking up, what was the word?
Schizophrenia.
Schizophrenia, yeah.
She's looking up schizophrenia when we started this show.
She's like, he's finally gone off the deep end.
And that's when the show was mostly about PG tips.
I'm telling you.
It really was.
So anyway, my message is if the show becomes unbearable because of the kind of information we bring you and you can't take it anymore, you might just want to go back and fall asleep in front of the Fox or CNN or whatever you like to watch and stop listening.
Or I don't know what to tell you.
It's just...
For one thing, take this a little more lightheartedly.
I mean, one of the things that Adam and I do, we like to break these, deconstruct these stories, and we like to bring you a little insight to what you're being fed with a spoon.
But we're not, like, upset about it, generally speaking.
I mean, we've accepted the fact that this is the world in which we live.
And by the way, it's not necessarily new.
I mean, this type of reporting...
Oh, this has been going on for thousands of years.
Absolutely.
The United States has been going on since Seldes and Drew Pearson and Jack Anderson.
I mean, those guys are doing the same kind of thing.
But I'll tell you...
Let me approach this from a different angle, John.
You are a little bit older than I am, and you have a definite...
And I think you've also been on to this game a lot longer.
Probably since you were in your 40s, you really started to figure stuff out once you got past your ego and your career and all the stuff you thought was important.
And then you start to understand how things work, also because you're a journalist and you've been around and you can deconstruct how things are written and you know the system of how it works.
But you have an inner peace over you, which I think most people miss the first time they meet you because they're probably like, you know, well, they're just like, you know, I was that dickhead douchebag Dvorak.
But you do have an inner peace that comes across very nicely.
And this is what you gain from understanding how things work.
I did definitely go through a period of extreme anger and like, oh, this is crazy, we've got to stop.
But until you realize that you can't really stop, but what you can do is change things bit by bit, starting with yourself.
I feel very at peace and I see these things happening.
I'm like...
Hey, you know, the great thing is I'm not going to be worried about Jihad Jain because I understand what's going on here.
And it puts you at peace and it gives you rest and you will find out ways to pass this on to other people.
Most importantly, your children.
Right, so they don't get suckered in their school system, which is a real problem in this country.
Or into reality television, for that matter.
Yeah, there's a lot of elements that are problematic.
But the fact of the matter is, if this is happening to you, Mark, try to relax.
Once you get the hang of the understanding of what the hell's going on, you get to find stuff.
And one of the things we'd like to do, by the way, and I think our producers are going to...
I enjoy doing this.
Once in a while, they're going to stumble onto something like the fishing story came in from out of town.
And it was like, there, read this.
Look, this is kind of interesting.
It was not deconstructed, but it was a story that was really obscure.
It was buried.
And you could just, you know, we can take the deconstruction a little further than a lot of people who don't do this all the time.
But whatever the case is, you know, tell your wife not to worry about it.
Well, before you continue, can I just give an example of something, how that works, which is just really fun?
Sure.
You know that I think we both agree that there is a definite war going on between the CIA and the Obama administration, as witnessed by them putting a whole layer, basically saying, CIA, you know, report over to these guys, you don't report to the president.
Congressman Ron Paul has said the CIA has hijacked everything.
And this, of course, started back in the 60s, maybe even a little bit earlier, but certainly in 63, when the CIA killed President Kennedy.
Now, we have a new presidential order.
I like to read these from time to time.
You go to whitehouse.gov, you go to the briefing room, you go to presidential actions, and here's an executive order providing an order of succession within the Department of Defense.
What this means is, should the Secretary of Defense die, resign, or otherwise become unable to perform the functions and duties of the office of the Secretary until such time as the Secretary is able to perform the functions, i.e.
he can come back or there's a new one, here's the order of people who take over the job.
It's very much like President, Vice President, then we have Speaker of the House, and then Secretary of State, right?
I think so.
I don't know if the Secretary is safe, but it probably is.
Yeah, I think Hillary Clinton is fourth in line.
So, of course, if the Secretary of Defense, the person who runs the Defense Department, should become unable, i.e.
maybe receive some kind of present in the middle of the night, Then, of course, it's the Deputy Secretary of Defense.
But number two, as per this executive order, will be the Secretary of the Army.
Then it goes to Secretary of the Navy, Secretary of the Air Force, on and on and on and on.
I'm like, okay, I wonder what that means.
And then you look a little bit further and it says this executive order...
It revokes Executive Order 13394 of December 22, 2005.
So, all you have to do is Google that, and here's the exact...
So, what is that?
Well, Executive Order 13394, December 22, 2005, provides an order of succession within the Defense Department, which was set up, of course, by George Bush.
Should the Secretary of Defense during any period when the Secretaries died, resigned, otherwise unable to perform his functions of duties?
Here's the list.
Of course, Deputy Secretary of Defense.
But number two, remember now, Obama has put the Secretary of the Army at number two.
No, no.
Under George Bush, it was Secretary of Defense for Intelligence.
No.
And the army isn't until number seven on the list.
They bumped him.
So they bumped the intelligence services all the way down, saying, you know what, screw you guys, you're never getting anywhere near the trigger.
Interesting, isn't it?
Yeah.
And this actually makes me feel good, because those CIA guys are out of control!
Well...
I'd rather have the guy with all the crazy patches running the show...
Another topic of conversation that we'll bring up again because the patch thing is getting on my nerves.
So, okay, by the way, here's an example.
We talked about this in the last couple of shows.
Are we done with the...
No, no, no, I'm going to go back to it.
I just got to get to this where you brought the point up.
Okay.
Go look up, Google Dwight D. Eisenhower, one of the greatest generals in the modern history of the United States, who basically won World War II for everybody.
Google him and then click on images and take a look at all the patches he's wearing.
He's wearing one, two, three little ribbon things.
That's it.
He's not wearing all his crap, you know, because he was a Boy Scout or a Kintai knot or he's a good friend of somebody else's or they went to a meeting someplace in the Bahamas.
And this is referring to our previous show where we talked about, was it Petraeus?
No, it was...
Yeah, Petraeus and his underling, both.
Right.
And also McChrystal.
Yeah, McChrystal's loaded to the gills.
These guys are insecure to be wearing these outfits.
Yes, jingle jangle all kinds of a million patches and ribbons and medals and name tags and it's everywhere.
Go look, go everybody, go look up Dwight D. Eisenhower and Google his images.
When he was a two-star general, he did have a few things on there, but nothing like McChrystal.
Or nothing like Petraeus.
About a third as many.
But when he became a five-star general, those things came off.
Or when he was a four-star general, he got a clue.
He said, why am I wearing all this stuff?
Or I'm only going to wear what's really important.
I mean, he's proud of everything, sure.
But he doesn't want to look like a South American generalissimo creep.
And why are we putting those types of people in front of the American public?
So now we're running like a banana republic?
Symbols are very important, John.
They have very deep meaning.
Yeah, especially to the dumb banana republic citizenry.
Okay, let me finish with the laundry list of people.
Christoph Schalteldreier, S-H-O-U-M-A-T-T-E-L-D-R-E-Y-E-R. $50, and he's in Fulingsbostel, Deutschland.
Yes.
And he wants us to wish him good luck.
I guess he's looking for work.
All right, good luck.
You watched Karma Works.
It's happened a lot.
John Martinez, Gilroy, California, 55-55, another guy giving us some of his tax return money.
Julie Lee, Clinton, North Carolina, $100.
Stephen Schnarble, that's the way you pronounce it, in Hampshire, UK, $101.01.
And he apparently was visiting the United States, downloaded, like, I don't know how many of our shows.
How many have we done?
This is 181.
And, you know, one and two hours each.
You listen to all these shows.
He drove from Key West to Los Angeles.
Wow.
And he couldn't get through them all.
Probably.
I don't know.
But anyway, William Arcand in Dracut, Massachusetts, $137.37.
Dorian Pippa, who we left out, should have been mentioned a week ago, $50.33, and another donation.
Oh, great.
I got Hugh Wilson, but I didn't look up his...
Hey, Eric, go to the database and look up Hugh Wilson and see how much money he gave us.
Oh, wow.
We have staff we can call on during the show now.
That's awesome.
Well, unless he stopped listening.
Can I say that, too?
Hey, Eric, go do that.
Hey, Eric.
It's like...
That's cool.
I like that.
Staff!
He may have bailed out because, you know, we go off on these tangents and he gets bored.
But...
We'll see.
But anyways, it's Hugh Wilson, and we missed twice.
By the way, I want to remind people out there, we use very clear subject lines, and I'm going to reveal a factoid, which is, I am a last in, first out person.
Yeah, me too.
Because it's the only way when you have a lot of stuff to go through, it's the only way you can exist, because otherwise you're just permanently backed up.
But if you're last in first out, you at least are up to speed on...
On the most recent stuff, it's the only way to do it.
You can't handle this type of electronic communication any other way.
And we read everything.
And I think our audience has grown, which on one hand makes me very happy, on the other hand saddens me that we didn't have a very good week.
As it comes to people supporting the show, because the email, I mean, I can only imagine if we grow three, four, four or five times the size.
I mean, the amount of information coming in, and it's not just these links to news stories, it's insider stuff that we can't even mention what people are saying.
Yeah, there's that too.
And, you know, we're also good.
We keep secrets.
Oh, yeah.
Did we get any double nickels on the dime?
No, we haven't really pushed the double nickels on the dime thing yet.
Because I'm really...
So there's a couple...
I did see a donation...
And I need to put it up on the PayPal page before we can really start promoting it.
I think we'll be ready to rock with that.
Even though it wasn't...
Well, let me just say what the thought would be here.
So even though it was...
Because we have a cutoff somewhere.
Ed, the radar man, sent in $22.22, and I want to thank him for that.
That's his two to the head, which I think is a great donation number.
But it would be cool, John, if we have like, so the double nickels on the dime is $55.10, and if you make that donation, you automatically become a no agenda minute man.
And I was thinking, why don't we make some kind of virtual patch, maybe this is something Eric can cook up, where if you donate double nickels on the dime, then we'll give you some like JavaScript code or whatever, HTML code, that you can put on your weblog or in your email signature, and it'll bring up a patch with your No Agenda Minuteman number.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can we do that?
Yeah, I think it's very good.
That is like a virtual patch.
And then you two could be just like your generals.
You could be hanging full of patches.
We should be giving out all kinds of pins and things.
Yeah, I like this.
Okay, well, now here's the dilemma we've got.
And I hate to do this, but I think we're just going to have to push him.
Because I'm not going to bump anybody from executive producer.
No wonder Wilson was irked.
He gave us $500.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Not for the stream, for the show.
Wilson?
Yeah, Hugh Wilson, the guy whose donation was missed.
We misaccounted for him because of our crappy system.
But now we have him accounted for.
Why can't he be an executive producer then?
No, he has to be the executive producer.
That's what I'm saying.
But I don't want to bump the guy that we just said was the executive producer from Kiva.org, so we should have them both up there.
Yeah, okay, so hold on.
Kiva.org and Wilson...
Q. Q. H-U-G-H. I just put it in the show notes.
Wow, okay.
Sorry, Hugh.
This is the problem.
I know that Hugh was attentive because he sent, again, but his first and last out, he sent a note immediately after the show, and then, oh, okay, I'll take care of it immediately after the show, and then four days go by.
I have 400 emails a day, generally, so I got 1,600 emails, so I missed them again.
I apologize profusely.
Eventually, now we have a database.
None of this will happen anymore.
And I want to mention something.
You know who the number one donor is to this show?
No.
Steven Pelsmacher.
Oh, that makes total sense.
Yeah.
Of course, yeah.
So we have to make him sort of a knight of some supervising knight or something.
Oh, man.
We have black knights.
Who's the supervisor?
Supervising knight.
Can I talk to your super...
Excuse me, Mr.
Knight, sir.
Hello.
Can I please speak with your supervisor?
I have a complaint about the donations.
Alright, well, I want to personally thank, and I do it on John's behalf as well, everyone who is supporting the show.
Even if you have handed out something larger than $10 or $22.22, Please consider signing up for one of our ongoing monthly programs.
That's really where it's going to come from.
That's really where the sustainable growth is happening, although it's still quite low.
But I am happy to say, apparently we have some kind of staff.
Oh, Commander Knight is what Eric's suggestion is.
I don't know.
That's why he's in the background.
I like supervising Knight.
It makes no sense.
I like supervising.
So thanks to our executive producers for today, Kiva.org and Wilson Hugh, as well as our associate executive producers, Lucas Hawkinson, butchering it again, and of course our brand new Knights, Black Knight, Greg Birch, Black Knight, John Kilbourne.
You can put all of that onto your resume.
I don't know if you want to put Black Knight on your resume.
You might want to think about that.
But certainly the executive producer and the associate executive producers, because it is the actual definition of what you are, and everyone else who donated, it's really highly appreciated.
I think we are moving forward with the show.
And in the stream?
Yeah.
And the stream, and by the way, the numbers on the stream are going up, and I'm still doing that part-time, changing out these shows.
Actually, last night at 11, I'm downloading the new Dvorak Horowitz Unplugged, uploading it, getting it into the stream.
I still put the Gitmo Nation roundtable in.
There's actual work involved, and I'm a little bit missed because I probably have 50 stories If we had a third show, I might be able to get to at least half of them, but I'm going to have 50 left over at the end of the show.
We've got to do something with these show notes.
Yeah, you know, I'm thinking what we're going to have to do is...
We may split the show notes.
For one thing, here's what's bothering me, besides all the untold stories, is the show notes are ruining the webpage.
I mean, they're a mile long.
They go down to China, or at least halfway.
The bottom of them are burning.
They're on fire.
And...
So what we're going to do is we're going to create a mailing list.
We have to do this eventually anyway.
We're going to create a mailing list and the subscribers to the mailing list will get the show notes on the mailing list with maybe some other information that would be of some value.
And this will be free, right?
Everyone can just subscribe.
And it will go to people within a couple of hours of the show posting.
I like it.
When can we start that?
After we get...
When can we?
Yeah.
Hey, Kimo Sabe, when can we start that?
I love that idea.
We have five projects we're working on, including the rings, which we have to get finished.
And then we're going to do the...
We have to start...
You've got to get the knights...
I think we have knights that don't even know they're knights.
So we've got to take care of them.
And...
And we have to do the two nickels on a dime project, which is coming up to Sunday.
I love that.
I love double nickels on the dime.
So I figure it'll be maybe in about two weeks.
So wait a minute.
Okay, so for Sunday, if anyone sends $55.10, are they going to get a virtual patch?
We don't have the virtual patch ready yet.
Well, can we get it ready by Sunday?
Well, maybe.
It's being worked on by our great artist, Paul T. Oh, okay.
And by the way, Paul T. sent us a note that some people just can't use PayPal in any circumstance, so we will be posting on one of the websites, the direct link to the checking account.
I have to make sure it's not a two-way deal that you can just direct deposit.
Okay.
And the other one is the show note mailing list.
I think that's a great idea.
Yeah, the show note, that'll be available on a Sunday show.
We'll have all that announced.
Okay, so let me just get this straight.
Oh my gosh, we're actually doing work.
Okay, so we will post the links to topics discussed in the show, but we'll have those and all other links and stories that are either of importance or we didn't get to, and these will go out in an email blast.
Right?
Yeah, and that would be twice a week.
Really?
Well, it has to go out after each show.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
We do this show twice a week.
I forgot.
Yeah, hello.
Hello.
I'm so sorry.
Now, this, by the way, this is automatically going to go to the people who are donors that have gotten the other mailings, so...
All right.
Noagendashow.com.
Yes, there you go.
Dvorak.org slash NA. We do need donations again.
More coming up.
Two folks have donated 5510 already, and they will get the patch deal when we get the thing going.
That's Tom Boushey and Brian Rowley.
And anyway...
Dvorak.org slash NA, channeldvorak.com slash NA, and we will be posting some direct deposit information, so you can do that.
If you do your PayPal or you want to just, you know, send straight in.
And I'm looking at the chat room.
Sneaker Pete, I do an OPL Mel version of the show notes every single show, dude.
It's listed under links that rock.
Okay, so we do structure it.
That's the only way how great apps like the Pocket No Agenda can actually do all the show notes and put them in there.
So, you know, we do do some stuff.
Well, apparently we're going to be doing more.
I like it, John.
We're doing more.
Yeah.
I like it.
I really do.
Well, I think that what everybody's anticipating, and by the way, the NoAgendaShow.com, remember that name.
And what everybody's anticipating is you rolling out the...
Daily source code next week.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's going to happen next week.
Well, you have a bunch of fans.
Well, that's good.
They love that show.
You had a pretty big following on that thing.
Yeah, it's been a year and like a month since the last one I posted, so I'm pretty excited.
And I will say, part of the donations and a lot of the decisions I've made in my life have enabled me to do that.
It'll be one show.
I'm just calling it DSC because there's nothing daily about it.
And by the way, my aircraft is still for sale.
That's a game changer right there.
I'm just saying.
Tradewindsaviation.com Here's something that everyone has sent me this link, and I think we should just play this because it is very funny.
And you know when it comes from the onion that it's going to be funny.
I'm sure you've seen this video, John.
Hit it.
Yeah, I'm trying to hit it, but now, of course, it's not hitting.
You're right.
If I had the time, I would have made an audio clip.
Okay, if you want to play something, I've got a couple clips we can go, and then you can get your things queued up.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
No!
No!
I have something much more important to say about the earthquake in Turkey.
You know there was an earthquake in Turkey, right?
No.
What?
No, it was suppressed.
You're kidding me.
I don't remember an earthquake in Turkey.
It was like 100 people died in Turkey.
Oh yeah, there was a super earthquake.
I'm sorry, 51 according to MSNBC. This happened on Monday.
Now, I just want to say something about this because there's a couple things going on.
Something we didn't talk about is that the, I think it was the U.S., was it the House of Representatives, decided that indeed there was a genocide that took place in 1915 and the Turks got all bent out of shape about this news and they pulled back their ambassador for Turkey and then the next day, boom, there's an earthquake!
Now, I just want to tell you what this earthquake is about, because yes, it is an earthquake machine attack, and I want you to go to Google Earth and take a look at what's next to Turkey.
John, do you know what's next to Turkey?
Well, there's all kinds of things next to Turkey, but obviously they're hooked up with Iraq.
What else is next to Turkey?
The ocean.
Right, but what is close enough for it to be scary?
One of our military bases?
Iran.
Oh, yeah.
We bumped up against Iran and Iraq, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
And this was...
So you're saying with this crackpot theory of yours, by the way, after we do the people shout, they should know that we go into the more weird stuff.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't even say that.
This is a good example.
This is not crackpot.
This is not crazy.
I'm not going to do any more show notes about the fact that earthquake machines exist, that our own government knows it, and that they've been combating this.
But just go to Google Earth, take a look at where Turkey is, and then look what's right next to it, and you'll see Iran.
And this was a total shot across the bow.
To Iran saying, okay, listen up, you play it our way, or the next one is yours.
So I have to retract my Canary Island statement.
It's getting very serious.
Well, I will say this.
Of course, I'll say two things.
One, Turkey has earthquakes all the time.
One.
Two, you originally predicted Iran.
I did, and then I foolishly went...
You pulled it back.
You were just like putting your money on the horse, changing your mind at the last minute, and then the horse wins.
What can I say?
I'm a shitty gambler.
So now I'll have to say, and by the way, did you know that Royal Dutch Shell and a number of other big oil companies actually sell petrol to Iran and they've stopped doing it?
And you think, like, what?
Don't they have their oil?
Yeah, Iran has all the oil, but they don't have the refineries.
So they actually have to buy the petrol, the actual gasoline they put into their vehicles, they have to buy them from the big oil companies.
And of course, while all this is going on, while we're all pissed off on the axis of evil, we've always continued to just nicely sell the gasoline.
That has now stopped.
They're going to run out of petrol.
There's a lot going on that is not reported.
Oh yeah, that's right.
We have to look at Jihad Jain.
That's much more important.
So it's coming to a head right now, and this blast towards Turkey is absolutely a shot across the bow, and I feel bad about something that's going to happen pretty soon, particularly when you know that Iran is full of beautiful young people, and there's just a couple of douchebags running the show.
Yeah, there's a very big, serious problem, and I think everybody's aware of it.
And our douchebags are no better.
Well, we know that.
So, I got a couple clips that I think we should go over that I think would be funny.
Okay.
First of all, well, let me play one that is going to annoy you and you're going to say at the end, oh, there's a minute and a half of my life, I'll never get back.
I'm just going to do that in advance.
Okay.
So I was really, you know, every once in a while we have to remind ourselves that the Obama administration is filled with professional bureaucrats, government employees, and people who have never held a job in their life in a real business.
They don't know how to run businesses.
They don't know anything about it.
And I mean, it's the lowest in the history of the presidency.
The cabinet members, the advisors, the people that they put into positions.
Now here's a mayor named Ron Kirk who happens to be the U.S. trade representative.
I swear to God, and by the way, this is why you should go to noagendashow.com and give us money, because I listened to this guy for hours, talking pretty much the way he's talking here, and it's just a bunch of bull crap.
And then if you actually start deconstructing it, all you find out is that this guy is on a perpetual junket from Singapore to Brazil.
Oh, he's living it up.
Oh, yeah, no, he's having a great time.
He's going everywhere.
So let's just play that little clip of the minute and 30 seconds of this guy yakking away.
And notice how he just gets to you after a while.
He is the U.S. trade representative?
What does that job actually entail?
Apparently travel.
This is home to some of the world's fastest growing economies around the globe.
And I'm often asked, why do we spend so much time speaking about Asia Pacific?
Why do I talk so much about exports?
And again, I remind audiences, and first of all, forgive me, but I tell them I'm a mayor at heart.
And I start with the proposition that 95% of the world's consumers live outside of the United States.
So what?
That's a clue.
And so if you look at the fact then that most of them and most of that growth is going to be in the Asia Pacific region, it's critically important that the United States becomes engaged in opening up that market for our entrepreneurs, our service providers, our businesses, and our ranchers.
So I think there was great excitement.
In anticipation, when we were at the APEC Summit last fall in Singapore, and President Obama announced that the United States would move forward toward crafting an aspirational 21st century agreement that will guarantee American export...
It's bullshit.
Isn't it inspirational?
What is aspir...
I don't know.
What is access to this very dynamic market?
I got some aspirational for you right here, brother.
Many of you know that I'm speaking about the Trans-Pacific Partnership, and we have begun our consultations with...
Oh, what happened there?
We're starting to speed up.
I'm telling you, you listen to this guy enough, you start hallucinating.
We've begun our consultations with stakeholders, I see.
Many of our friends here are representing a member of the industry that have been engaged with Ambassador Miranda, and we thank you very much for your input.
During our initial round of negotiations, we will focus on how we can maximize export opportunities for small and medium-sized businesses, what we can do to promote innovation and competitiveness, also what we can do to promote regulatory coherence and make it easier, friendly, for Americans.
...export throughout the Asia-Pacific region.
We're also working to expand trade opportunities through other vehicles in this important region, one of which is the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation.
All right.
All right.
See what I mean?
I'm sure you listen to this guy, and the next thing you know, you're hallucinating.
You know, it's an actual art to talk so much bullcrap.
It's unbelievable.
This guy can do it for hours.
It's really unbelievable.
And it's all bullcrap.
Yeah, it's just one...
Uh-oh.
Hold on.
Stand by, John.
Now in a desperate attempt to fill 24 hours of programming, here's some bullshit that happened somewhere today.
We've got some footage here of the bullshit which began just after 3 o'clock this afternoon when residents in this neighborhood were shocked to see this fairly common thing happening.
An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms.
I went to my window and I was like, whoa, there's some bullshit happening.
That happened right over there.
I'm an older man, so you can trust what I say.
Authorities in special uniforms rushed to the scene to stand around while our cameras filmed them.
Our reporter Keith Collins joins us now live from the scene of the bullshit through the use of expensive technology.
Good to be with you again, Keith.
We have a colorful graphic here that shows instances of bullshit like this are on the rise.
Is that right?
Yes, although why is unclear.
Some say it's because of one fucking reason.
Others say it's because of some other fucking reason.
I talked to this random expert on the subject who told me this thing you're about to hear him say right after he points at a piece of paper.
I spent my entire life attending the nation's most prestigious schools to talk about bullshit like this.
I'm really just happy to be on TV. Now let's see if we can drag this out a little longer by showing emails written by some of our viewers.
I once saw some stuff kind of like the shit you're talking about happen.
I have nothing more to add.
Another person says, I am angry that things like this happen.
I get mad about every bullshit thing I see.
So, obviously, a lot of opinions there to make this story seem somewhat meaningful.
Oh, absolutely, Glenn.
This bullshit has some broader implications.
Here's a list of tips on how to avoid bullshit happening to you.
And here's some footage of Congress.
Yes, I see that.
Well, thank you, Keith.
Let us know if there are any updates on this bullshit story from there.
There's no way there will be.
Very good.
We'll check back with you in an hour anyway.
I'm just some fucking guy.
When we return, we'll look at live footage of a car chase taken from a helicopter and free associate about what's going on.
The onion.
Those guys rock.
Yeah, no, that's definitely what's going on.
So before we finish the show, and we're pretty close to the end here, I want to play...
I'm not going to do this ever...
I'm not going to do this in the future.
But I'm guessing you don't know who this is that's going to be talking.
I want you to play, I have two clips from the guy, Guess Who Won and Guess Who 2.
Oh, I love the guessing game.
This is Guess Who Won.
As soon as you figure out who it is, I want you to tell me who it is, and then we're going to take a break and we're going to try to figure out who it is if you don't guess it, and then we'll play the second part if you still don't know.
We're going to take a break?
Are we going to go to the bathroom together?
What are we going to do?
No, the clip is going to be over.
Oh, okay.
...more durable jobs and not simply competing to the bottom, if you're racing to the bottom, to see who has lower wages, as we're doing right now, between different economies.
If we create the framework worldwide, and that's why I think the meeting in Mexico this year is very important, the necessary frameworks where we can help create the incentives for investment in a green economy,
we will have many more jobs, we will mobilize money, We will mobilize investment in new technologies and these technologies will transform our economies and in that transformation we will create viable economies and jobs and a better future for our children.
One question about the United States.
You have been a longtime friend.
Your father lived here.
You lived here.
He taught school here.
I was born in Minnesota.
Born in Minnesota where he was teaching.
How do you see us today?
We have a new president a year into his administration.
He inherited lots of problems.
His domestic priorities are in trouble.
Well, I think the new administration, and particularly Barack Obama, has created a great deal of hope and has changed the image of the United States around the world after administration.
Okay, you can stop it there.
Nolan?
Uh...
Wow.
You're not getting it.
Okay, well, you hear a lot of green stuff.
The next clip may give you a bigger hint.
He's a globalist.
You'll see.
He's clearly part of an elitist family.
There's no doubt about that.
I mean, just the way he's talking about his dad.
Maybe.
So play the second part here, and I think it's the part that will get you more annoyed.
You'll figure it out.
Okay.
Do we create a more rigorous system at the global level of...
Vivek Kundra!
Ha!
Did I get it?
No!
regulations and i know this in the united states is often seen as a taboo subject or a negative thing such as the united nations and i'm not talking necessarily about the united nations only i'm talking about the fact that we need to govern this planet and we need to work together to govern this planet but on on what rules with what values who's going to make the decisions how are we going to make sure that everyone is represented well this all right stop it who is it
the prime minister of greece oh Oh, wow.
It's funny you say that because he was in Washington.
I saw him on C-SPAN and I saw him spouting some bull crap about, oh, we have to stop the hedge funding.
We were killing the Euro.
And I was actually thinking to myself, wow, this guy speaks excellent English for a Greek.
Yeah, he's born in Minnesota.
Oh, my God.
And instead of talking about the problems with Greece, which is a country down the toilet, he's talking about green economy, world government, and on and on.
I'm thinking, who planted this guy into that office?
Goldman.
Goldman Sachs.
Well, they did a bunch of deals with Goldman Sachs, so there's something to that.
Wow.
I just thought that was the most...
I knew you...
I mean, it was obviously a setup because when I was listening to the guy, because I caught it in mid-interview, and he's talking about Minnesota, and then they flash up his chyron.
How does a guy like that even get in?
I don't know why the public would...
I'm just baffling.
So there's a new bill that was introduced on Friday.
To the New York State Assembly, John, which will be right up your alley.
This is Bill A-10129.
So it has not been passed yet, but let me read this to you.
What's the number again?
A10129. The people of the state of New York represented in Senate and Assembly do an act as follows.
Prohibition on salt.
Restaurants.
One.
No owner or operator of a restaurant in this state shall use salt in any form in the preparation of any food for consumption by consumers of such restaurant, including food prepared to be consumed on the premises of such restaurant or off such premises.
What?
Oh yeah.
We did this about six months ago.
We did a story about the salt thing.
And here it is.
The court may impose a civil penalty of not more than $1,000 for each violation.
Each use of salt in violation of this section shall constitute a separate violation.
What is this about?
Don't you remember about six months ago?
We did a story about the Bay Area salt.
It was a national story then, too.
There's something going on about salt.
No, this is a part of the Codex Alimentarius, John, which I've been harping on for two years.
This thing is now implemented.
It is law in the United States of Europe, and they are telling you what you can eat.
This is what this is coming down to.
Oh, it's bad for you.
You shouldn't have salt.
You can't have salt.
We're going to ban the...
I mean, how can you cook without salt?
You can't.
It's crazy.
Wow.
It's nutso.
Well, that's a good way to end the show.
I don't feel like ending the show.
It feels like I haven't gotten to...
No, there's a bunch of stuff we need to bring up, but I don't have the full research yet.
But next, on the Sunday show, I tend to discuss what former South African spy was named head of the climate change organization.
Yeah, I got that story, too.
I want to continue with some more details on the assault on marijuana, or actually really assault on the marijuana referendum.
That is a huge meme.
But I got a really good piece.
I know you don't have this one, which is going to be where the TARP money is really going.
Most of it's going out of the country.
Oh, of course.
Of course, it's all going to foreign banks.
Under what circumstances?
This is a very interesting story.
You're going to be getting a kick out of it.
I'm still researching it.
You'll recall that the IRS sent out a tender for shotguns.
Remember we talked about that?
Yeah.
So this is a great website, fedbizops.gov.
And now the U.S. Department of Education has set out a tender.
They intend to purchase 27 Remington brand model 870-1214P shotguns.
With modified sights, ghost ring rear Wilson combat front, and excess contour bead sight stock.
The Department of Education, John, is buying shotguns.
Why?
Well, it doesn't say that in the tender.
But I guess they need them.
Hey kid, you got a D! Come over here, I'm gonna shoot ya!
Order! Order!
Shut up!
Sleep!
You tell me why.
Ha ha ha!
You tell me why.
This just gets worse by the minute.
Well, anyway, so there's very good news.
I'm very, very happy to report.
Oh, there's a little squirrel.
Hey, squirrel.
I'm very happy to report that I've got to get one of my Department of Education shotguns.
The Large Hadron Collider is going to shut down.
They can't get this thing sparked up properly.
And, of course, you know that in November 2009, a bird dropped a piece of baguette into some of the equipment.
A bird from the future.
Well, so this is the funny thing.
That's what they blame it all on, but I know that the tall blonde aliens are actually just prohibiting this thing from working because it is a very evil machine.
The whole idea is crazy.
It's costing billions of dollars.
No one can report on it properly because it's like, oh, it's to do this, it's to do that.
It's a bad idea to fire this thing up.
I truly believe that there are extraterrestrial forces at work in making this thing break.
Someone should research what this thing is costing at this point and just call it all off.
Alright?
You can't fire it up.
It's not working.
Stop already.
I think they can get their money back by turning it into a tourist attraction.
Ooh, that would be good.
Yeah, it's pretty cool looking.
Have you ever seen it?
Oh yeah, it looks like a Star Trek thing.
Yeah.
And then there's a website I'd like you to look at, John.
V-H-E-M-T dot org.
VictorHotelEchoMikeTango.org This is a movement.
V-H-E-M-T dot org.
We haven't talked about these guys before.
No, we haven't.
The voluntary human extinction movement.
And what a fine website it is.
Well, at least it has multiple languages.
We live long and die out.
This group of nutcases have been around in various forms.
And if you ever see them on a TV talk show or anything, they are so creepy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But here's the creepiest one.
So, Tom, known as Clogwog from Down Under in Australia, a Dutch guy living there, I've known for a long time, he saw a bumper sticker, and let me just bring up the bumper sticker here for a second, and it had a website URL, and And the bumper sticker said something like...
Hold on, I'm just bringing it up on Flickr.
Go Veg, be green, save the planet.
And the URL is suprememastertv.com.
You have got to see...
This is a live television station.
It is apparently running on multiple satellites.
...to work together in halting illegal drug trafficking.
And it is a...
Let me see...
Supreme Master TV. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And it's all about being vegan, not eating meat, which will reduce your carbon footprint.
Now, he's done some of the research for us.
And this is the Supreme Master...
As reported by the very trustworthy Wikipedia, is Ching Hai, or Summa Ching Hai, the self-titled founder and spiritual teacher of the Quan Yin Method, estimated 20,000 followers, Worldwide.
And the financing for this station is sketchy.
It's something we really got to delve into, but this station...
Yeah, we'll look into it.
It looks bad, and there's a picture of that head of the IPCC just cropped up on my screen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And let me see.
It has a free-to-air satellite chamber 24 hours, 7 days a week.
World's major rivers are drying.
One-third are gone or going.
How does that work with all the rising of the oceans?
Yeah, but this is...
Ground...
Huge propaganda.
Global shift to vegan diet could cut climate change mitigation costs by 80% according to the Netherlands Environmental Assessment Agency.
Oh yeah.
Oh those guys are good.
This is good stuff.
We'll have a link in the show notes.
And I will put into the show notes as well, we talked about Sabo on the last show.
This was the CIA pilot who received two to the head because he was essentially going to blow the whistle on the drug and gun running in military aircraft.
And this, of course, was related to the Pentagon shooter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there's some research there.
And this is the kind of stuff that's going to be perfect to get out into our show notes emailing list.
Yeah, and it's actually better to do it that way because the website, everybody will have a copy.
And by the way, I always remind everybody, if you see something that looks a little weird and that might get a takedown notice, you know, save it.
Save it on this computer.
Wait, there's a great...
Here's a new one.
It's called pdfmyurl.com?
Yeah, there's a couple of those.
That one doesn't do really big files.
Oh, okay.
I'm still looking into the best version of that.
All right.
And then, so we'll wrap it up.
This is a story that goes back to one of our very first shows, John, when the news came out that the U.S. contract for air-to-air super tankers for refueling jet aircraft was when the news came out that the U.S. contract for air-to-air super tankers for refueling jet aircraft was going to go to the European EADS, the guys who make Airbus, which,
You'll recall that, right, when planes were dropping out of the sky left and right. - Yeah. - And we were like, "What's up with that?
How come almost a trillion dollars is going to go to the Europeans?
We should be spending it on our...
Look, if we're going to do war stuff, at least let's do it in our own country.
Well, there was a big fight about that, and they're going to re-evaluate the tender, and now all of a sudden, U.S. defense behemoth Northup Grumman has dropped out of the race.
Yeah, I know, it's hilarious.
And of course, Northup is the EADS subsidiary, so it's going to Boeing.
Which, by the way, still baffles me.
Why do we have one of our number one defense contractors with extremely high technology flying wing and other things now owned by the Europeans?
Do we just sell our stuff at the drop of a hat for any reason whatsoever?
It's baffling to me.
Well, yeah.
You know, some guy takes a computer and sells it to somebody in China and then it gets routed to North Korea and the guy's in jail.
Meanwhile, we take the entire high-tech company of Northrop Grumman, which, you know, has all these patents and has all these technologies for wings and everything else, and we just sell them to the Europeans lock, stock, and barrel.
Well, it's real simple.
All the patents and everything else.
I don't get it.
I'm not getting this.
What am I missing?
Well, it's just like with lies.
The larger that it is, the more believable it becomes.
You just make it really, really big and really, really obvious.
How many times do I have to tell you that when you learn how to fly, one of the first things you learn is your instructor will say, look at this map.
You're going from A to B. Now, tell me, what obstacles will be in your path?
And you're there looking at the map, and you're going...
Well, let's see, there's some high power wires there.
Looks like there's a tower there, so I'll avoid that.
And then your instructor will say, yeah, how about the freaking mountain you're about to fly into?
This is how it works.
You just don't see the big, big thing that's right in front of your nose.
Alright, we should wrap this show up.
I do want to mention that I'm on to some other interesting things that we'll probably have to talk about on Sunday.
You thought that it was just for the Unical pipeline and for the poppies that were in Afghanistan.
How about red spinals, John?
Are you familiar with this gemstone?
No.
The red spinal is pretty much on par value with a ruby.
And the mountains of northern Afghanistan, which, by the way, coincidentally were bombed while I think they were probably blowing TNT at the same time, Afghanistan has been pillaged of all of these gemstones.
Completely pillaged.
And gemstones are great because they're worth a lot of money.
You can travel with them easily.
And I do a little bit of research and I find this little ditty from the BBC from November 7, 2000.
The Taliban movement in Afghanistan is demanding the handing over of part of the United Kingdom's crown jewels.
Apparently, the Brits have stolen all of this, or came into possession of all these huge stones that come from Afghanistan.
Wow.
This could be about a little bit more than we just think.
Well, let's make this a number one topic for next week.
Yeah, I'm really fascinated by this, and I am finding reports that when we had this big...
Like, let's smoke them out of their holes.
We'll bomb the caves.
That they were timing it with TNT explosions because they were basically bombing the mines.
Or maybe they were the TNT explosions.
You know, I say, okay, here's an area where there's going to be a bunch of stones.
Can you blow that crap out of it?
We'll go handpick the stones.
Yep.
Why not?
Yep.
All of that kind of stuff is happening right under your nose.
And we're here to bring it to you.
And all we ask from you is a listening ear, a little bit of belief that maybe what you see on television isn't exactly the full story.
And if you've got a couple of shekels left over, hit us up with double nickels on the dime.
And get a nice virtual patch.
And we're going to, and you can probably get a real patch.
We're going to set it up so you can actually get a real patch.
Alright, I think that's good for today.
Yeah.
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