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	Did you know that you can spin plates on the end of a stick?
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's September 27th, 2009.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 134.
	This is no agenda.
	Armed with nothing more than a PayPal account and a cell phone.
	Coming to you from the minimum security containment cell in Gitmo Nation West, San Francisco, California.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from the Pacific Northwest Gitmo Enclave.
	While dodging black helicopters, I'm John C. Crack.
	It's Crack, Bob and Buzzkill!
	In the morning!
	Dodging black helicopters, John.
	There's a bunch of them up here.
	Really?
	Yeah, constantly.
	Cool.
	In fact, a whole slew of them landed over at our local airport.
	I think three or four of them, like, about a month ago.
	You're shitting me.
	Really?
	Yeah, they landed there because, uh, there's a bunch of...
	Are they literally black helicopters?
	Yeah, the black helicopters, the ones you see in Washington, D.C. Yeah, I mean, people joke about them all the time.
	Go to Washington, D.C. sometime and just look up.
	There are black helicopters all over the place.
	It's also in the new Dan Brown book.
	There's a couple of instances of the black helicopter landing in D.C. And they have whisper mode.
	Well, that I... You know, we start the show and all of a sudden your Skype connection is kind of funky.
	I don't know why.
	Let me kill a few things.
	Maybe it's my browser.
	Yeah, maybe you should have waited until all the porn was uploaded.
	Mind you, I'm saying to people that John uploads porn, not downloads.
	He's got a huge business on the side.
	If I had that business, I wouldn't be talking to you.
	I'm sure that I'd be making a lot of money.
	Hey man, we went to, Christina and I went to Stinson Beach yesterday.
	That's a good spot.
	Yeah, and I noticed something which I didn't know was, I don't know if I can call it a trend or, I thought it was something very specific only to kind of like, Weird, hippied-out places like where I went in Spain.
	This rock balancing.
	Have you heard of this?
	No.
	Okay.
	Rock balancing is, and I saw this for the first time in Formentera, is essentially people getting into kind of like a zen-like state and balancing rocks on top of each other.
	And this typically happens near the sea, obviously a place where there are rocks.
	And on Stinson Beach, when you kind of get down to the beach on the left-hand corner there near the cliffs, there was a whole slew of people balancing rocks on top of each other.
	And this shit is outrageous, John, when you see...
	Did you bring your camera and just take some pictures?
	Yeah, Christina put a couple pictures on her Facebook site, so I'll grab one and I'll publish that somewhere.
	But if you go to Wikipedia, it turns out that this is like a new age thing.
	And it's being done all over.
	Here, I just sent you a link on Skype.
	Check it out though, because you look at this stuff and it's like, huh?
	And this was...
	The things you'll see on this wiki page are almost as exciting as what I saw yesterday on Stinson Beach.
	It's just outrageous what people are stacking up on top of each other.
	And I'm like, this has got to be something of the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
	You know, this has got to be something that can only be done now with the magnetic poles and the solar winds.
	And there's got to be some gravitational pull to it and people getting into some...
	New consciousness slash awareness that they're able to do this.
	What?
	It's a rock.
	Yeah, but look at how they're...
	Somebody's put on a thing and it happens to be balanced.
	Yeah.
	Have you tried this?
	I do this all the time.
	I'm doing it now.
	It's not easy, dude.
	I don't know.
	To me, it was like, huh.
	Oh, I thought this was only like a hippie thing down in Spain, but no, it's happening everywhere.
	Did you know that you can spin plates on the end of a stick?
	Hold on.
	Let me just mark that.
	I love it when I get the opening of the show so early on.
	I'm just saying, okay?
	I'm just saying.
	I thought it was interesting.
	Well, you know, Marin County is the hippy-dippy nexus of California.
	Yeah.
	So it's no shock that they'd be doing something.
	But this is something that's relatively new.
	This hasn't been going on since the 60s, and rocks have certainly been around since the 60s, so...
	I'm just saying.
	I would say it's noteworthy.
	Looks like it goes back to a book by Stuart Finch.
	Or no, by Sarah Phelan, interestingly enough.
	Sarah Phelan, from the Phelan family.
	It was a newspaper article in Metro Santa Cruz.
	And it was Stuart Finch doing rock balancing in 2001.
	And then it kind of...
	No, no.
	1999, there was a Christian Science Monitor story.
	That predates that.
	And then 1994.
	That's all at the bottom of the wiki page.
	Yeah, I'm seeing that.
	Partners Beach Works Strike a Balance Between Art and Nature.
	That's probably the original down in L.A. figures.
	Crazy freaks.
	Well, anyway, it's seeing a resurgence then, let's put it that way.
	Which is interesting.
	Did you try it?
	In Formentera I did, but the stuff I saw at Stinson Beach yesterday, I was intimidated.
	I'm like, no fucking way, I can't do that.
	It's just almost impossible.
	It's quite impressive.
	But I will try some now, for sure.
	I've got to try me some of that rock balancing.
	So, okay.
	So that was it?
	You know, there's a lot of little gemstones on that beach.
	I didn't find any.
	I didn't find any gemstones.
	And I will say, we also saw another movie which I'd like to review.
	Briefly.
	Alright.
	District 9.
	Oh, you know, I've been wanting to see that.
	I'm going to see it on DVD, obviously.
	But every nerd who's seen that movie says it's the greatest thing ever.
	John, that is the biggest piece of crap I've ever had to sit through.
	I'm glad somebody doesn't like it.
	Christina and I were sitting there, and after like seven minutes, we look at each other like, this is going to suck ass.
	Yeah, it probably will.
	And then there's just all these stomach-churning moments.
	I actually got like acid reflux just sitting there watching the movie.
	What, Christina?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's not spoil all the great moments in the movie.
	And it's done by Peter Jackson.
	Isn't he the...
	Peter Jackson.
	Yeah, he's the guy who did the Muppet movie.
	The Muppet movie?
	Okay.
	I thought he did some other epic thing.
	Wasn't it the Muppets he did?
	I think it was the Muppets.
	Those little gnomes that run around.
	Lord of the Rings.
	Lord of the Rings.
	The Muppets.
	Exactly.
	It's the Muppet movie guy.
	So, you know, it's just like you sit there and you're waiting for something to happen and it's just nothing ever happens.
	Which is exactly like Lord of the Rings.
	Which I saw like one.
	And I'm like, okay, that's another three hours of my life I'm not going to get back.
	I'm not going to watch any more Lord of the Rings.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't get it.
	It's just not for me.
	Well, I'm getting the impression that the Lord of the Rings...
	Now, having heard this review from you, which I still have not heard a negative review until now.
	I haven't seen it.
	But I'm now getting the impression that it was the people who liked Lord of the Rings who probably liked this movie and they were raving about it.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	I mean, it's well made.
	Make no mistake, the cinematography and the special effects, outstanding, actually.
	And costume design, again, outstanding.
	And a lot of subtitles.
	Because it's like aliens going...
	You know, if I want to see subtitles, I'll go watch like a foreign film, like a film noir or something.
	Yeah, where you learn something.
	Yeah, exactly.
	If I could actually learn some of the alien speak, and the other characters were all South African.
	That had done in Klingon, which is a real language.
	Yeah, I know.
	Klingon, you can actually learn.
	And the rest is all South African, which is kind of disturbing by itself.
	The only funny thing is these aliens, they're basically seen as outcasts, and they've all been herded into a ghetto, which is District 9.
	And there's a slang derogatory term for them, which is prawns.
	And it's just kind of funny.
	Hey, you prawn!
	Almost like using the N-word on a person of African-American descent.
	And it was just...
	But it was also with that South African accent, prawns.
	On the Barbie.
	If that was only in the movie, if someone had cut one shrimp on the Barbie joke, it would have been funny.
	Then I would have liked it.
	But it just wasn't there.
	Piece of crap.
	And you know what?
	Well, I'll tell you what.
	Give us the story.
	First of all, something that you can't, if you reveal it, it's going to ruin it for somebody?
	No, it's not going to ruin it for anybody.
	Okay, so the story is, 20 years ago, a huge spaceship parks itself over Johannesburg, South Africa.
	And...
	And nothing happens.
	And so they go up and they...
	Knock on the door.
	They knock on the door.
	And no one opens.
	Anybody in there?
	So they drill it open and there's all these aliens, like a million of them, and they're all like sick, unhealthy, because they can't get their ship back into orbit, whatever.
	So they transport them all down.
	They put them into District 9, which becomes a ghetto.
	They love cat food, by the way.
	And they're just treated as...
	They're basically in a FEMA camp And nothing happens, but these prawns are seen as pests, and so they're going to move them to a real concentration camp, because they have to clean up this ghetto, and they do it in a very typical fascist way.
	It's like, you know, hey prawn, get out of here!
	You've got 24 hours to go to your new tent, your new beautiful tent.
	And, of course, the prawns don't really want to do that, but then it all comes down to a couple of characters where they've been working for 20 years on building this special module which will go up, reconnect with the ship.
	Once that reconnects, then all of the prawns can be beamed out of there and then they can go back home.
	And then the main character who works for MNU Multinational Universal or whatever, which is basically a kind of, not Blackwater, but a kind of Halliburton-type company.
	They're given the assignment, the no-bid contract to move all the prawns out.
	And the guy who's running that, he...
	Move them out to where?
	Yeah.
	Where are they going to move them to?
	No, they're going to move them to the concentration camp.
	From the slum to the concentration camp.
	This is my point, John.
	I was like...
	So then he gets some kind of alien fluid sprayed in his face, and then he starts to become an alien hybrid.
	And then it's all about him becoming a hybrid, and because he's a hybrid, he can actually work...
	And he can understand the hurt that they feel.
	Oh, yeah, not only that, but he can then use their weapons, because he has the DNA. Oh, yeah.
	You can't use their weapons unless you're one of them.
	Exactly.
	It was crap!
	Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
	There you go.
	One big crap down.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	How did it end?
	Wait, let me guess.
	Because now they understood each other.
	Not exactly.
	I don't want to spoil it, John.
	Oh, come on.
	I'm not going to go see it now.
	No, I want people to go see it.
	Please go through the same experience I did and tell me if the ending was worth it.
	Come on, tell us the ending.
	I refuse.
	I refuse.
	No way.
	I'm not gonna do it.
	I'm not gonna.
	It's supposed to be one of the best endings in any movie ever.
	You're kidding me.
	That's what they said.
	Who's saying this shit?
	These people.
	They?
	They.
	Gotta get that clip about they.
	Who's they?
	I'm sorry.
	It's horrible.
	And my daughter's really into this kind of stuff.
	And she didn't like it?
	No.
	No, no, no.
	She said, should we walk out?
	I said, Mom, dude, we're already like a half hour into it.
	Seriously.
	I love walking out on stuff.
	I walked out on Old Yeller.
	Oh, my God.
	I couldn't take it.
	I thought Old Yeller was a piece of crap.
	I was a kid.
	I guess I was in high school.
	I read the book.
	And I got up and walked out.
	I walked out of a lot of movies, but sometimes you just get up and leave.
	Well, a lot of people were walking out.
	Were they?
	Oh, yeah.
	I'd say a third of the theater walked out.
	You're kidding.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	No, and I was just nauseous, so I'm like, I might as well just sit here.
	I was just nauseous.
	I couldn't get up and throw up.
	Well, the whole thing is like fingernails falling off and puking black stuff.
	I was like, oh, all right.
	Oh, so it's also gross.
	Yeah, in a way, yeah.
	Yeah, in a way it is kind of gross.
	I don't like people puking on camera.
	I don't like it.
	It's just, I'm not into it.
	I don't like people puking in my general direction.
	There's a word for that, ametophobia.
	I'm just not into it.
	I don't like puking.
	If you've got to puke, don't call me.
	Unless you're really hot and I'll hold your hair.
	I have held pretty beautiful women's hair while they were puking.
	But that's still kind of an unattractive thing.
	So, before we get into true Gitmo stuff, I've got a real problem that is really, really, really pissing me off.
	Every year around this time since 1986 or 1987, particularly when I was living in the New York area, either in the city or in New Jersey and working in the city, it would be kind of an exciting time because it would be time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction it would be kind of an exciting time because it would Are you familiar with this?
	Yep.
	It's never been televised, but you always have a couple of highlights.
	What was kind of cool about it is you have the biggest rock and roll superstars in all history all coming together at the Waldorf Astoria.
	You'd have to pay, at the time it was $1,000 a seat for the dinner, Horrible rubber chicken dinner.
	And you had to know somebody to buy into a table.
	So of course with the MTV vibe I could always get in.
	And it was the funniest thing because you'd have all these guys who would never be caught dead in a tuxedo and they would all be wearing tuxedos.
	And, you know, literally from Bob Dylan to Mick Jagger to everybody, all dressed in penguin suits.
	And then the cool thing at the end of the night is, you know, after everyone got inducted and we'd have these, you know, the great speeches and funny speeches and it was a real small, tight industry thing, then there would be the famous Rock and Roll Hall of Fame jam.
	And usually Paul Schaefer of Letterman's Band, he would lead it.
	And you get this array of people on stage like, oh my god, I can't believe all these guys are jamming together.
	So you got kind of the vibe.
	So this year, things are going to be done a little bit differently.
	First of all, it's going to be held at Madison Square Garden.
	So that right there tells you something's fucked up.
	It's going to be televised.
	I think it might even be live.
	I happen to know two of the guys, the two ex-MTV, or they still work for MTV, two MTV guys I know who are producing this telecast.
	And now may I please read to you the list of nominees for the 2010 induction.
	So that means that of these names, 12 nominees...
	I think five of them will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
	You ready?
	Can I guess what you're going to do?
	It's going to be one of those ridiculous lists.
	Yeah, but this is not a joke list.
	This is the actual list.
	Go.
	The Hollies, okay.
	The Chantels, okay.
	The Red Hot Chili Peppers, okay.
	LL Cool J. Nope.
	Kiss.
	Jimmy Cliff.
	Genesis.
	Jimmy Cliff's a reggae.
	Oh yeah, but it gets better.
	Genesis.
	Now, Darlene Love...
	Who's Darlene Love?
	Darlene Love?
	She's from...
	Yeah.
	No, she's like a Motown artist.
	Oh, come on.
	You know Darlene Love.
	There's probably...
	Well, anyway, here come the two final kickers.
	Donna Summer has been nominated.
	Donna Summer, disco queen, nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
	Do you know what Rock and Roll is?
	Oh, here it comes, John.
	ABBA. ABBA, and you go to rockhall.com, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the official Rock and Roll Hall of Fame of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum has the audacity and the balls to actually nominate ABBA to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
	It's official.
	Rock and Roll is dead from this point on.
	It's jumped the shark.
	Fuck it.
	So, and by the way, and the Stooges are also nominated, which I think is Iggy Pop.
	Iggy and the Stooges?
	Yeah, Iggy and the Stooges, which I think would be valid.
	So if you take ABBA, Darlene Love, Donna Summer, Jimmy Cliff, LL Cool J, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
	I mean, what is this?
	This may be the I blew Judy McGrath at MTV Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but this is not a real Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
	It's bogus, dude.
	Yeah.
	Someone in the chat room just said, we're missing Taylor Swift.
	Well, she'll be nominated next year.
	She'll be nominated next year.
	In fact, I'm sure they're abuzz about her right now.
	She wasn't nominated.
	Yeah.
	I could just see Kanye West jumping on stage.
	Hey, man, Taylor Swift should be nominated.
	Not this abacrap.
	I bet you ten bucks she gets mentioned.
	Oh wait, no, she'll be in the jam.
	She'll be jamming.
	She'll be in the all-star jam.
	She will.
	You're right.
	I'm not even going to refute that.
	I think you're absolutely right.
	So anyway.
	It's corruption, man.
	Corruption.
	No, it's not corruption.
	It's craziness.
	I mean, how can you even say?
	Look, I'm not against ABBA. You know, they've got some good tunes.
	And I like, you know, the musical and all that.
	And, you know, the movie with Meryl Streep.
	It's a good little franchise that had going there.
	I didn't like that movie with Meryl Streep.
	But that doesn't matter.
	It's okay.
	But please, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, give me a freaking break.
	And even if they're not inducted, just putting them on a nominee list is insulting.
	It's insulting to...
	People who like rock and roll.
	Yeah.
	I mean, Kiss is okay.
	They're real, you know, it's kind of bubblegum, but yeah, fuck yeah.
	I mean, no doubt about it, biggest touring shows ever.
	Yeah, they probably should be in the Hall of Fame at some point.
	Sure, the Stooges.
	I mean, they held up the test of time, and they have tribute bands.
	Yeah.
	I saw a tribute band years ago.
	I was floating around some people at PC Magazine.
	We were having an event in Seattle.
	And we were floating around Pioneer Square and we walked into some club there.
	There was a lot of music.
	Was it loud music, John?
	Did it hurt your ears?
	I always carry ear protection.
	So we go into places.
	Wait, stop, stop, stop.
	So you go into a club, right, with all these hot babes, and then you put in these orange-like ear protectors?
	I actually used a Bilson fiberglass.
	I think that works better.
	Okay.
	So I wish I could go deaf by these illegally loud bands.
	I mean, some of these things...
	I had to go through the early days when there were groups like...
	Well, I get to see Cream up close.
	Oh, that is pretty hot.
	These guys had like, you know, I was in Jimi Hendrix.
	I saw him six times.
	I'd be deaf if I wasn't wearing ear protection.
	Anyway, so this Kiss band was just cranking up and they had all the exact same outfits.
	They had the fire coming out of the guy's mouth.
	They did every song and every schtick.
	And I watched it, and I said, I've seen KISS. It was a small venue, too, which was cool.
	But it was amazing how this band was outstanding.
	I wish I could remember their name.
	That's my story about KISS. I know it's not exciting, it's just a story.
	Well, yeah, that's why I'm not jumping up and down.
	But I feel I have seen this band.
	Let me just switch gears here for a second, John.
	Please.
	I saw our president just the other day talking about, of course, healthcare reform.
	And there was a URL, and of course, most of our listeners slash producers will know that this is the work we actually do.
	We watch really stupid television, and then we go to URLs, and we record clips off of television, and We do this because we're not just going to let ourselves be hoodwinked by the crap that's being spewed out on us through the media.
	And the URL was factsaboutreform.org.
	And I don't have a copy of the commercial.
	Factsaboutreform.org?
	Yeah, facts.
	But it's.org, not.gov?
	No, it's.org, and this is what was interesting.
	And that's really why it caught my eye.
	Thank you for bringing that up.
	And the president did, in his commercial, talk about these four points, make your own health care decisions, keep coverage if you have a pre-existing condition, lowers costs and caps on out-of-pocket expenses, and focuses on preventative care so that we can prevent illness.
	So these four talking points, if you will, are reflected on this website.
	And, of course, you know, I don't just like...
	Like every other stupid sheeple, look at the site and go, oh, that's good.
	I look at the About Us or who we are, and then you've got to go a couple links in, and then you go to About Us, and then you find, let's see, we are sponsored by Americans for Stable Quality and Care.
	Then you've got to click on stablequalityandcare.org.
	And then you go to About Us and then some of our supporters include and down at the bottom there's the PHRMA and you click on that link and that is the Basically,
	a member list of companies like Amgen, AstraZeneca, Bayer Healthcare, Behringer, Bristol-Myers Squibb, EMD, Sirono, GlaxoSmithKline, Johnson& Johnson, Eli Lilly, Merck.
	So essentially, the president is shilling for the pharmaceutical industry.
	Well, he got more money than anybody else.
	But people got to understand that this is, you know, so this is driven by quid pro quo, you know, I'm going to hook you up, going to fix you brother type stuff.
	And it takes you a couple websites to get into it, but once you're there, you go like, yeah, of course.
	So, you know, you can't just say that this is just for the good of people, for poor people.
	This is all about money.
	Yeah, he's in it for the money.
	He's from Chicago.
	Yeah, that place is messed up.
	You know, Maggie, who works at the office, she came into my office on Friday, John, and she says, By the way, Maggie is a former Black Panther and 34-year member of the NAACP. And she may even be a member of the NBA, for all I know.
	But Maggie and I always talk about stuff.
	She says, have you been watching this guy on HBO on Friday night?
	I said, you mean Bill Maher?
	He says, yeah, yeah.
	I think I kind of like him.
	I said, he's horrible.
	He's a terrible bastard.
	He's a racist.
	He has racist jokes.
	And I was kind of getting through to her, John.
	And she's like, hmm, yeah, no, I kind of see what you mean.
	And...
	And then we're talking and I say, can I play you something, Maggie?
	And I want you to tell me if you think I could play it on no agenda.
	And after she heard it, she said, absolutely, I think you must.
	So this will be my sound clip for the day.
	Are you ready?
	No setup?
	The setup is...
	It's called Black Enough to Criticize the President.
	Okay.
	This is Bo Snerdly, official Barack Obama criticizer for the EIB Network.
	Now, I don't know if this is actually from someone who's from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, which Rush Limbaugh belongs to.
	I don't think so, so I'm not quite sure who the guy is.
	We'll continue.
	Certified, black enough to criticize, with a heavy dose of pure, unadulterated, organic slave blood.
	I have a statement.
	What up, B? Yo, dawg, it's been a minute.
	Check it out, yo.
	Man, you got some issues, yo.
	Remember, it's September, and yo, bro, we still don't see no jobs out here, yo.
	Ain't that much hope.
	And what be changing ain't changing like you said it was gonna change.
	Bush is gone, yo, but you and your crew still raise him up every time somebody starts asking questions.
	Where are the jobs?
	When you're not on TV, speechifying, you, Michelle and the kiddies are out living large, man.
	We see the pictures, man.
	Y'all been to Paris, got dinner up in New York, man.
	London, Harry Potter tours and all that stuff.
	But check it out, man, out here in the hood, man.
	Nobody's chilling.
	Everybody's illing.
	Ain't nobody got the dough for them kind of vacations, yo.
	You know how bad it is?
	Man, people starting to sell their bling, man.
	What's up with that?
	Nobody can see what that stimulating money is stimulating, man, unless it's stimulating unemployment.
	Oh, check this out, my manis.
	Tell your crew something, something.
	Stop whining about this race stuff, man.
	You HBIC now, yo.
	You the head black in charge.
	You in charge of everything.
	You running the show.
	You are the man, okay?
	So just bring it.
	Y'all don't have to come with this race stuff no more.
	You up in there, man.
	You up in the house.
	Bring it, okay?
	Tell your crew to stop making excuses.
	Now, we see them boys up on Wall Street.
	You know, they're kind of coming out rolling again.
	But we don't see it here.
	Here's another tip, yo.
	You making the Russians happy, but you making the brothers yappy, okay?
	Ain't nobody got no spending money out here, yo.
	Okay?
	You worried about health care?
	That's not the deal, man.
	It's the jobs.
	A healthy job takes care of the healthy health care, homie.
	So let me run this on you, man.
	Step off the TV. We already know what you look like.
	We know you're in charge.
	Stop spending.
	Stop the grinning.
	Get busy.
	Get some jobs up here going, or we're going to break you off that hope and change thing the next time the election rolls out, yo.
	I'm telling you, you got that?
	You feeling me?
	That concludes this statement.
	So, but the cool thing was, while this is playing on my computer, Maggie's going, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, brother, yo, amen!
	I'm like, oh my god, this is really hitting her.
	She's like, say, Maggie, you know, do you now finally understand what I've been saying for months, no, for more than years?
	Maggie, the guy doesn't run anything.
	He may be a nice guy and all that, but he's not running shit.
	And this is what the brothers in the hood are talking about.
	She's like, hell yeah, send me that clip.
	I'm sending it to my Black Panther brother and sister.
	That's exactly what she said.
	She's like, I'm sending it out.
	I'm sending it out to my thousands of NAACP members.
	And there is a lot of discontent brewing.
	There's a lot of crap that is going to start to happen because as this gentleman astutely said, We're going to break you down without hope and change.
	So we have to find out who that is.
	I have no idea.
	I couldn't even hear...
	At first, I was going to guess it was something that Rush Limbaugh actually solicited from one of his black listeners that can do that.
	It's very possible.
	It's very possible.
	But it was a little long for that.
	Yeah, it was like two and a half minutes.
	Yeah, that's real long.
	Even when he plays those parody songs done by that guy who can sound like Obama.
	Yeah, they're not even that long.
	They cut him.
	They don't run the whole song.
	They usually cut him at about a minute.
	I'm seeing in the chat room that it is indeed from Rush Limbaugh's website.
	So there you go.
	Well, maybe it was downloaded from there.
	Yeah, Limbaugh's got a lot of material that is subversive.
	Okay, an actual employee of the EIB network, Bo Snurdley.
	Is that Snurdley?
	Yeah.
	So what was interesting is...
	I didn't know Snurdley was black.
	He may not be black.
	I don't know.
	No, that guy's black.
	So I play this, Maggie has all these reactions, and then I say to her, by the way, I think this is from the EIB network, which is Rush Limbaugh.
	And she said, oh damn, Uncle Tom!
	A second ago it was great, and then you hear where the guy's from, and then all of a sudden it's not great, then he's an Uncle Tom?
	My God.
	I think Maggie and I should probably take our conversations outside the workplace, actually.
	We're going to get ourselves in some big-ass trouble.
	Oh, yes.
	All right, John.
	Well, I noticed you don't have any clips today, so...
	Well, I got a couple of things that are kind of interesting that we should bring up, and it probably requires running the jingle.
	Yes, indeed, that one.
	Can I just do that one one more time?
	Because it misfired.
	It didn't sound really great.
	One more time.
	Yes.
	I want to thank the Jeff Smith, thejeffsmith.com, for putting that together for us.
	If you want great jingles, thejeffsmith.com.
	That's G-E-O-F-F. This is probably worth about a $250 donation right there.
	And we'll be using this many, many times, as it is indeed time for the No Agenda Swine Flu Minute.
	John, what you got in the world of swine flu?
	Well, my son Eric Mackey, the The guy who did the Craigs Finder and got himself in trouble with Craigslist and created a feud for himself.
	He's been looking at it.
	We're up here in the middle of nowhere, Washington, which is up by Canada.
	We get a little more Canadian news and a little more Canadian influence.
	And now it's getting very suspicious about those body bags that went to the Manitoba tribes.
	Yeah, these were the swine flu kits and they sent them no alcohol and they sent them body bags.
	It seems as though they were either testing or there was an outbreak.
	But this has apparently been going on since July and maybe before July.
	There's some evidence that there was some seeding of the swine flu vaccine or something screwy going on.
	Because Canadians are always concerned or the Indian tribes are always concerned that they're going to be more susceptible to some white man's disease.
	And that they're going to get killed.
	That's what I think their main worry is up there.
	Yeah, you can't blame them, especially in Canada, where they, you know, unlike in the United States, which, you know, we had our issues.
	Where we give them casinos.
	Right, and they're all doing the better casinos.
	This one casino around here is unbelievable.
	I mean, you'd think you're in Las Vegas, and the place, the cars are just, and this tribe is loaded.
	But anyway.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for digressing.
	I was digressing.
	But anyway, up in Canada, they've always had an uneasy truce with the Indians.
	The Indians up there, for one thing, were always meaner.
	As nasty as the Indians were here, the ones up there really didn't put up with anybody.
	They didn't like the Canadians, and there's still some issues, I think.
	And there's always complaining.
	Those pesky complaining Indians.
	So...
	So there's a whole bunch of articles you can run into, and there was an outbreak, apparently.
	There was a story that ran in June of this year that was in the National Post that says swine flu confirmed an isolated Ontario First Nation.
	Oh, really?
	You've got to send me that link for the show notes.
	Northern Ontario First Nation confirmed at least 10 cases of swine flu.
	This is in June, by the way, on the weekend.
	Amid concerns the isolated reserve could be hit hard.
	A statement of Sandy Lake First Nation website said test results had confirmed 10 cases, and these are out in the middle of nowhere.
	So there's something screwy going on with this swine flu in Canada.
	And if you start looking into it, you find there's a lot of older stories about Swine flu going back into the 2007-2008 cases of this.
	There's something fishy.
	That's all I know.
	Just fishy.
	So they sent them all these body bags out of the blue, and so the Indians figured that all hell's going to break.
	That's what irked them, because they weren't getting any, you know, they were getting some attention early on in June, and then the next thing you know, they just said, screw you, here's your body bags, live it up.
	Yeah, well, for those of you who have been listening to No Agenda, you know that there is something screwy going on, and there is some shit that's going to happen with this squalene adjuvanted vaccine that's going to be distributed to the masses.
	Go to flufighters.org.uk, John, and I will read to you from the homepage, and this, of course, is from Gitmo Nation East.
	Seasonal flu can hit your organization hard, impacting on your most important resource, your people.
	Flu Fighters Vaccination Service can help save your business thousands of pounds in lost time and productivity for less than you think.
	They will come to your office and vaccinate your people.
	you And you gotta look at the animation on the homepage.
	It's awesome.
	Come to your office.
	We offer cost-effective and convenient service with clinical excellence at its core.
	Protecting your staff against flu reduces absenteeism over the winter, keeping your organization running smoothly, saving you money.
	There's a lot of people making a lot of dough off of this horseshit, dude.
	So, I was in the office on Thursday, down in the basement.
	Yeah.
	And somebody, Nick has got the swine flu.
	Yes.
	Confirmed.
	Confirmed, by the way.
	Confirmed case.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Confirmed.
	How does it get confirmed?
	He had a blood test or something?
	No, man.
	Don't you know how this works?
	You call up the doctor.
	He says, are you running a fever?
	Yes.
	Upset stomach?
	Yes.
	Are you coughing?
	Yes.
	Swine flu!
	Okay, so it's confirmed.
	It's confirmed.
	Anyway, so I brought it up to you.
	You know, the guys are down there.
	A bunch of guys are down there.
	I said, oh yeah, I guess Nick's got the swine flu.
	The whole office is infected, I said.
	I've been spreading this too.
	I said, everyone's got the swine flu here at the office.
	And that's what Adam says for sure.
	He had it already.
	I've been spreading this as well.
	I said, it's swine flu.
	People are like, no, it's not.
	Yes, it's swine flu and you're going to get it too and it's okay.
	And so they're all freaking out as I'm telling them this.
	And one of them says, oh God, I better get a shot.
	Oh no!
	I gotta get a shot.
	You don't say they gotta get a shot.
	Who said that?
	No, you don't want to get a shot.
	You want to just get some Relenza.
	Yeah, who said that?
	Carlos.
	Oh, he can have the shot.
	It's okay.
	Let him have it.
	So, Relenza, I said, Relenza?
	Oh, Relenza, Relenza.
	What's Relenza?
	And he writes it down.
	I said, it's the thing you take, you know, if you get the flu, it just stops it in his tracks.
	He says, well, maybe I should start taking it now.
	Oh, It's all panicky.
	It's like a bunch of old ladies.
	No, but you're seeing now, John, exactly how it works.
	This is the young people who are the new workforce of America, of the world, in fact, and they are not entirely out of touch with anything that is actually going on.
	They certainly don't listen to our show because, I mean, gee, why listen to what the boss is talking about?
	And all they hear is, eh, vaccine.
	Eh, get your shot.
	Eh, get your shot.
	Swine flu.
	And it's just all this noise.
	And it's mind control.
	This is how it works.
	And these are not stupid kids.
	They're really talented.
	They've got heads on their shoulders.
	But they are fucking mind controlled by this crap.
	I agree with this.
	And now you're seeing how it works.
	Well, I've already known how it works.
	Anyway, it's kind of fun to play with them.
	No, it's not, because they're going to start taking shots, man.
	It's not fun to play with them.
	But then he says, no, should I just start taking it?
	You know, just to prevent getting it.
	I said, yeah, you can.
	If you want, you can just take it prophylactically.
	Of course, they don't know what that means, by the way.
	They're like, I don't want to eat a condom.
	See, I didn't take it prophylactically, but it's $100 for a dose of it.
	And so, oh, that was the end of that.
	They'd rather get the $30 shot.
	I'll tell you, it took me a little while to convince Nick, because I talked to him when I was in New York, and he was like, oh man, I'm really sick, because he needed me to make a couple calls for him.
	And make sure some stuff was still getting done.
	And he's like, I should have gotten the vaccine.
	I'm like, dude, first of all, it's not there.
	Second of all, you're not going to get it.
	And thirdly, now that you've had it, you're not going to get the swine flu again.
	And if you do, you'll just go through this again.
	You will survive.
	It's not pleasant, but you will survive.
	And I told him the same thing.
	So you can get Tamiflu or Relenza.
	It'll make you feel a little bit more comfortable if that's what you want.
	But stop with this horse shit about the vaccine, man.
	Stop it.
	I think I finally got through to him, but even Nick is the kind of guy, I'm sure he'll show up and say, well, you know, I heard what you said, but I figured I might as well get the shot anyway.
	Yeah, and he'll probably get the shot after having the flu.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Why?
	Hey, dude, you had it.
	You're not going to need the shot.
	CNN's chief medical correspondent, Sanjay Gupta, Who people forget at one point was actually in line to become, wasn't he in line to become a czar or the Surgeon General even?
	Surgeon General.
	Surgeon General, right.
	And then he figured, or someone figured that he would be of more use if they kept him on television and not as the Surgeon General.
	And here it goes.
	He's got swine flu.
	He picked it up in Afghanistan.
	So look for him to be talking about the vaccine all over television.
	Oh, you don't want to go what I went through.
	I barely made it out alive.
	You've got to go get your shot.
	I barely made it.
	This is how it works.
	This guy would have been nailing Tamiflu and Relenza simultaneously if he even had a hint of having the flu, and he'll coast through it.
	So if he ever says anything like that, it's going to have to be just an out-and-out falsehood.
	You think?
	Of course it's going to be a falsehood.
	Because this is what's going on.
	And it's just getting worse by the day.
	Every single day I'm seeing more and more of this crap.
	And unfortunately most of it is money related because everyone's jumping on the bandwagon.
	Do you know how many different kits there are for your office?
	HR kits and information and stuff you can print up and stickers and patches and badges and reminder cheat sheets and cards.
	It's unbelievable.
	And it's all to propagate this freaking vaccine.
	Which has more likelihood, proven historically, of killing you than anything else.
	And that concludes...
	Which actually lasts about six minutes.
	It never will last a minute.
	It's impossible.
	An Indian satellite discovered water on the moon.
	Yeah.
	Supposedly.
	Yeah, I know the Indians are getting a lot of credit for finding water.
	Hold on, I've got to turn down the TV here.
	The child left it on.
	It's bugging me.
	Hold on.
	The child.
	He's like 30.
	He's going to turn off the TV, ladies and gentlemen.
	He'll be back in a minute.
	Apparently, I didn't hear the TV coming through the speakers.
	No, no, I could hear it.
	You're not listening on headphones.
	I'm listening on headphones.
	I don't care which way you look at it.
	You've got teenagers, right?
	You've got a teenager somewhere.
	You've got a 15-year-old.
	You've got a 19-year-old and a 36-year-old.
	I've got a 60-year-old.
	They make a mess in your house, dude.
	I don't care how old they are.
	If they're in your house, they make a mess.
	And the thing that makes it worse is that my daughter's a baker.
	Oh, no.
	Yes.
	She's good at it.
	I mean, she makes great stuff, but holy crap.
	And at that point, she's like...
	Flour everywhere, sugar everywhere.
	I mean, the place is an outrage.
	Speaking of baking, it will only be a matter of, I would say, maybe even not months, maybe even weeks, before...
	You will not be able to buy nail polish remover or hair bleach.
	It won't take long.
	Oh yeah, I think you're right on this one.
	This is, and I don't understand why people aren't calling it, because they're using the medical terms.
	You know, it's like, instead of saying these so-called terrorists who, luckily we thwarted them from setting off horrible bombage because they were using acetone, which is the word for nail polish remover, And hydrogen peroxide, which is basically hair bleach, to create bombs.
	John, I asked you this on a previous show.
	How much hydrogen peroxide and acetone do you need to create a bomb of any real impact?
	Because you are a chemist by trade.
	I have no idea.
	I don't know the formula for the acetone hydrogen peroxide.
	I'm sorry.
	Sorry.
	I just inhaled some fumes.
	Acetone fumes.
	I'm cooking something up in the kitchen here.
	But this is what's going on.
	But it seems to me that why don't you just go buy a stick of dynamite?
	I mean, exactly.
	Why does...
	You've got all these security camera footage of this guy, Zazie or Zany or Zoopy or whatever his name is.
	Buying bleach.
	Yeah, buying bleach, essentially.
	Buying hair bleach.
	Oh, we have proof!
	By the way, that's the only proof they have.
	Of this guy.
	They didn't actually find any of these chemicals in his premises or on his person, but they have CCTV footage of him buying big bottles of this stuff at a, get this, a beauty salon supply store, which also should be shut down as a terrorist threat, I might add.
	For more reasons than one.
	Yeah.
	And I'm thinking, it kind of dawned on me that now I understand why this is taking place because I'm seeing all these interviews.
	I'm seeing literally stand-up interviews outside of the beauty supply shop in, I think, Brooklyn, New York.
	And a guy saying, well, you know, it's really, really lucky that, you know, we wouldn't have been able to, you know, to go in and investigate these guys and bring down a terror cell like this if we didn't have the Patriot Act.
	And I'm like, of course, because it's about to expire.
	It's about to expire.
	That's why.
	So we have to extend the Patriot Act.
	So look for the following two things to happen.
	One is the extension of the Patriot Act, which removes all of your civil liberties.
	And two, for the total shutdown of beauty salons, especially the dangerous chemicals, which have been around for a long time.
	A long time, and only now we're discovering that you can make, apparently, bombs out of acetone, nail polish remover, and hydrogen peroxide.
	Hey, you know what else you can make a bomb out of?
	Yeah, out of cow shit and sulfur.
	Gasoline.
	Shut down the gas stations.
	Shut down the gas pumps.
	Yeah, it's called a Molotov cocktail.
	Yeah.
	Anyways...
	That's easy to do.
	You just put the gasoline in a bottle, stick a rag in there, light the rag, and throw it.
	But I would just like to know, how much do you actually need of this magical substance in order to create a bomb that is going to do something...
	We have a number of working chemists who are listening to the show, and there's probably one or two that can...
	Tell us.
	It probably isn't much.
	I mean, the thing they did on Mythbusters, they made a little bomb out of these various chemicals the size of a Coke bottle and blew the bottom out of that phony baloney plane fuselage.
	See, I don't buy that for a second.
	It blew the whole plane open, wide open, except you didn't see any detonator.
	It's just like, here's a Coke bottle.
	Cut to exterior.
	Boom.
	Alright.
	Well, I think that was the edited version.
	I think they probably had more details in the show itself.
	Why don't they show that?
	Isn't that the whole point of busting a myth?
	It's actually showing the whole deal?
	You didn't actually see the show Mythbusters with that scene.
	You just saw the excerpt that they showed all over the news media.
	You got a point there.
	It might be online.
	Then we can see how they set it off.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	But whatever the case, they probably used a blasting cap.
	Which by itself could put a hole in something.
	Sorry, what?
	A blasting cap by itself can blow your hand off.
	Yeah.
	And you could probably sneak a blasting cap through security.
	They opened my bag up.
	Oh, when you came back from where?
	From New York.
	For the first time in months, I think, that they've opened up my bag filled with batteries, transmitters, wires, interesting boxes with sliders.
	And here's the thing that gets me.
	Do they find the water?
	No, but I noticed that I've been carrying in my bag for the same amount of time that we've been talking about it a bottle of Bumble and Bumble Which is a hair product.
	It's a black bottle with kind of a push spray dispenser at the top.
	It's 125 milliliters.
	So even if it was in a little plastic baggie, it's above the allotted amount of fluid.
	And they actually open the bag up and they look at this thing and then they just keep going.
	They don't say, hey, that should be in a bag.
	It actually looks a bit like a hand grenade now that I'm looking at it.
	And I don't understand.
	Why is this allowed?
	Why are they letting that go?
	Are they not even looking for that?
	It seems to me they're only looking for water.
	I mean, there's literally a bottle, an illegal quantity of fluids in my bag.
	They've opened it up, they're looking at it, they touch it, they put it back in, and it's okay.
	Move along.
	Nothing to see here, sir.
	Don't look over here.
	Nothing to see here.
	Ooh, look at that!
	So, riddle me that one.
	Well, you know, I went through this time, I had to bring a computer up here.
	So I have my laptop, and I have my computer, and I have a bunch of wires and power supplies, the same like you carry around constantly.
	They must see a lot of this, these power supplies.
	But usually, I have this, like, atom-based Linux box that I... I've been moving from place to place, so it was packed.
	Would you call that an Atom-based?
	Atom, yeah.
	It's got an Atom processor in Intel.
	What do you run on that?
	Linux.
	Yeah, I know, but what do you use it for?
	It's in the kitchen up here.
	Oh, for your recipes?
	No, it's just a kitchen thing.
	If you need to do something real quick, you have to look something up for some unknown reason.
	Like a recipe?
	You don't have to go downstairs.
	Okay.
	Hold on, honey.
	Let me go to my atom-based processor Linux computer for a second and look that up.
	So anyway, this is a big machine.
	It's a computer.
	So I'm stuffed in this bag.
	It looks like the circuit board's got to look like something to launch a rocket or something.
	But no, right through nothing.
	It's in your bag?
	Yeah.
	Well, what's all this bullshit about taking it out then?
	Well, I took out my laptop.
	It says laptops.
	It doesn't say anything about computers.
	It's crazy.
	And it's a big metal thing.
	So, I mean, they probably couldn't even get the x-rays through it.
	I don't know what.
	It could have been anything.
	But no, nothing.
	I was fully expecting to have to go through the rigmarole.
	Yeah.
	The only training the TSA gets is how to yell at you.
	That's the only training.
	So, okay.
	Hi, everybody.
	Welcome to TSA 101.
	Here's what you got to do.
	Take your toad off!
	Take your belt off!
	Take your shoes off!
	Put them in the trays provided!
	Move along, please!
	That's the only training they get.
	It's just random.
	Okay, Jenkins, you're not yelling loud enough.
	Yeah, really.
	And then, take out your water!
	Take out your water!
	No water!
	Gitmo, frickin' nation.
	So, while we're at that, we might as well then talk about what's going on with Iran.
	I'm seeing a repeat here, and I haven't actually heard anyone talk about this, but isn't this exactly how we went into Iraq?
	Didn't we say there were weapons of mass destruction and then we sent in the IEAEIO and then they go in and they inspect and they can't find anything.
	They've been inspecting all the time, by the way.
	And then someone will say, oh, we're convinced.
	We know they're there and we have to go in.
	We have to dismantle them.
	Yeah, and then we need a couple of phony reports from Gambia.
	Exactly.
	And then, oh, there's yellow cake and there's all kinds of stuff.
	Yeah, no, there's a fractal that works.
	Oh.
	That works.
	It is Iraq all over again.
	All over again.
	It's exactly the same MO, and I'm sure that some weapons inspector will get suicided.
	Because the poor bastard has the balls to say, hey, you know, it's not really true.
	It's bogus.
	It's not really true.
	On the suicide tip, before I forget, former Goldman Sachs VP died in Tibet.
	Uh-huh.
	In a high-altitude camp after climbing to the peak of one of the world's sixth-highest mountains in Tibet, he died.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's the easiest way to get rid of some guy.
	Some guy's a mountain climber.
	Exactly!
	Clifton Maloney.
	Just take him up there and then choke him to death and leave him there.
	Yeah, Clifton Maloney.
	I have not yet looked into his background, but you know he probably knew something about their high-frequency trading program.
	He had some information which was just not convenient.
	Some people do actually die.
	No, not in my world, John.
	No one actually dies of natural causes.
	Everybody in your world is killed.
	They're all suicided.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's just not happening.
	He was 93 and he died of old age.
	I doubt it.
	So this whole Iran thing really is...
	Yeah, I know.
	They've upped the ante with the second reactor.
	Yeah, and you know, and so you've got Israel basically, if I understand the messaging right, at the United Nations last week in New York saying, you know, Benjamin Netanyahu basically saying, we're going to go in, we're going to go take him out.
	You know, it seems like that is imminent.
	Everyone's now taking it, it's kind of seeped into the conversation, like, yeah, well, Israel's going to take him out, you know, and that seems to be okay.
	Yeah, it's being test marketed.
	It's totally a trial balloon.
	Yeah, it's working.
	And right now there is a...
	I'm looking for this link here.
	I have a link to the Jerusalem Post.
	Not loading too fast.
	Of course, it's coming from the desert.
	Um...
	U.S. Navy missile ships started arriving in Israel on Sunday ahead of next month's joint missile defense exercise between the Israeli Defense Forces and the American military.
	It's called Juniper Cobra.
	The exercise will include the Aero Missile Defense System as well as three American systems, the THAAD, AGIS, and PAC-3 that will all be deployed in Israel for the duration of the exercise.
	I'm saying, handy timing!
	Well, that's interesting.
	Yeah.
	No, so you know what that means.
	It's always an exercise.
	There's always an exercise somewhere nearby.
	9-11, gee, it was an exercise the day before.
	Well, Aegis is the anti-missile system.
	They have ship versions of it.
	That's the one that shot that satellite down.
	Right.
	So that's obviously there to protect Israel from some random missile coming in.
	Yeah, but it's always so convenient, you know?
	Have you ever heard about the July 7th UK exercise that was going on with exactly the same spots in the subway system and bus system?
	It's exactly the same as what took place in reality?
	No, I don't know anything about this.
	I'll have to send you a couple of those things.
	Maybe I'll get into it next week.
	Well, they had a whole terrorist exercise.
	What would happen if terrorists would actually bomb a couple of tube stations or tube trains and buses?
	And it was exactly at all the same spots where it happened in reality a month later.
	Yeah, isn't that weird?
	Yeah.
	Well, you know that FEMA had a whole exercise two days before 9-11, and there was also an actual exercise including hijacked planes.
	Let's go back along these lines of thinking.
	Let's go back to this Zazie or whatever his name is, this guy from Denver.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Who was going to blow up something.
	And the next thing you know, we have a movie.
	Now, you had this interesting theory that this guy was an agent.
	Well, he's driving a shuttle bus at Denver Airport.
	Of course, Denver, that's where all the spooks live.
	So yes, I would say he's an operative.
	So the idea is they extract him.
	Because of something or other.
	And then they say, well, what's going to be our cover story?
	And so then they say, why don't you go into this beauty parlor place or this beauty supply shop and buy a bunch of peroxide.
	We'll get it on film or we'll put a camera in there.
	Because how many beauty supply places have a camera that monitors this sort of thing?
	It's not a convenience store.
	Yeah.
	They set the camera up.
	There's enough time to do this whole thing, by the way, since the first time we ran into this character, right?
	It was a couple weeks ago.
	Yep.
	So go in there and just buy a crap load, just be completely out of place, and walk into the place and buy a crap load of peroxide, and then we'll have it, and then we have the cover, and we'll put you, you know, we'll ship you off to the, you know, the Supermax prison after the thing's over, which, of course, nobody knows what's going on in there.
	The place could be dead empty, for all we know.
	Yeah, it could be.
	Yeah, of course.
	Which is also in Denver.
	Yeah.
	And so they send him out to the Supermax and then they just release him, you know, shave his beard off and boom, he's done.
	He's done.
	And he's free.
	He'd be in Pakistan working there as an office clerk.
	And the funny thing is, the CCTV footage, I've got to find it.
	I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere.
	It's the funniest thing.
	It's this guy with, like, Afghan hat and his huge beard buying peroxide with a shopping cart, literally with a trolley.
	I'm like, you can't make this shit up.
	It's absolutely hilarious.
	You know, it's ridiculous.
	I mean, if you're going to be, let's say you wanted to do this act of terrorism.
	And would you do it that?
	Would you go into the shopping cart with a big turban on and with a flashing sign that says potential terror?
	Potential terrorist!
	Just order it on the internet!
	And we have a new name now.
	It's the Beauty Bomber.
	We've had the Shoe Bomber.
	Now we have the Beauty Bomber.
	You're right.
	It's totally, outrageously, stupidly funny.
	And people are eating it up.
	Oh, this is dangerous chemical.
	Oh, it's a done deal.
	He's dead.
	Yeah.
	And his son, I guess, is part of the scheme in some way, shape, or form, and he's, you know, going to be...
	But, you know, we have to follow the case, find out what happens, whether you just release the guy and just, you know, let the public ignore it, or if they find him guilty, where do they send him?
	I'll bet you they send them to Supermax.
	Yeah, they probably do.
	Washington Post reports, Justice Department recommended that Congress move swiftly with legislation that would protect the government's ability to collect a variety of business and credit card records to monitor terrorism suspects with roving wiretaps, all set to expire December 31st.
	I really believe that all of these moves that were made right now were done just in the nick of time to push some of this stuff through so we can extend the Patriot Act.
	I'm in total agreement with this theory now.
	You have to extend the Patriot Act.
	It's the only way the government can actually get the inside information they need to trade stocks wisely.
	Because all this is about is just a way...
	This is a form of...
	You can extort people if you have this kind of information.
	You find out who they're having affairs with.
	You can find out what kind of business dealings are going up and down the ladder, and you can make investments appropriately.
	Yeah, I think you're right on there.
	Definitely, there's an element of insider trading and inside information.
	If I had all the email from Kleiner Perkins...
	We definitely would have bought into that Fisker company.
	We would not be doing this show.
	No.
	If I sucked up to Ray Lane more often, I could probably get all that inside information.
	I knew about this government grant that was coming down the pipeline.
	I just never thought about it.
	Half a billion dollars for this electric car company.
	Half a billion.
	Yeah.
	From the government.
	And you've got to think that...
	I mean, Kleiner, they're going to manage the money, I presume.
	I mean, it's not like...
	It's like a grant that's given to...
	Give it to the company.
	I mean, Kleiner's going to hold on to it.
	Something's got to stick to them, I would presume.
	You think?
	Yeah.
	Oh my goodness.
	So yeah, so I believe a lot of that is, you're right, insider trading, screwing, you know, manipulating Wall Street, and just extending the power essentially.
	So I don't think there is much else going on.
	I don't feel like we were under some huge threat from a couple of Afghanis with, Afghan Americans I believe, They were American citizens, were they not?
	I don't know.
	I don't remember.
	I kind of just saw the video and rolled my eyes.
	How jaded we get?
	It's like, this is the biggest news.
	It's like, oh, we're all going to die.
	We've thwarted huge explosions.
	And John and I are like, uh, all right, whatever.
	When I see it, I'll believe it.
	You know, the thing about these guys and these plots, by the way, this is the eighth year, and they have an eight-year cycle of doing stuff, so something should happen this year.
	Oh, if only we hope something will happen.
	Well, something will happen, maybe, but it won't be anything that's so easily spotted, you know, with a guy in a shopping cart.
	It'll be like something...
	I mean, it's always been creative.
	A guy in a shopping cart.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	Anyway, in case you didn't know, this is our formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	And it's a very effective formula.
	Works every time.
	Yeah, we're quite proud of our formula.
	It seems to work.
	Another formula that is...
	And it didn't really hit me until I saw this on a website, ihatethemedia.com, which is a pretty funny website.
	And they draw a direct parallel between the ratings of Fox News and the length of the skirts of its anchorwomen.
	And they've got a YouTube video here, John.
	I'm going to paste it into the Skype chat for you there.
	And when you look at it, it's just a compilation of all of these info babes.
	I mean, it's pornographic, John.
	It really is true.
	Murdoch is such a smart guy.
	It's like, all you gotta do is put, like, hot-looking babes in these skirts.
	I mean, their ass...
	Showing a lot of thigh.
	No, no.
	Ass.
	Not just thigh.
	Actual butt.
	Just ass.
	And a sweet ass.
	It's like, hey, top-notch fucking ass.
	Like, Elliot Spitzer-level ass sticking out at you on television.
	And they're all sitting the same way with their ass sticking out.
	No wonder we're fucking hypnotized.
	I'm not kidding.
	If you really want to market your message, show some ass.
	We'll buy anything.
	Yes, we are so lucky.
	Fox News is fair and balanced.
	Fair and balanced.
	And they show lots of ass.
	All my kids are buying into your theory that Fox News is run by Democrats.
	It is run by Democrats.
	I'm sorry, your kids?
	Yeah.
	I'm telling you it's run by Democrats.
	Of course it is.
	And they have more evidence.
	There's a bunch of anecdotal stuff that they've got to indicate that a lot of these anti-Obama things are kind of rigged.
	Of course they're rigged.
	Rigged to backfire.
	Of course it's all rigged.
	So it reminds me of something though.
	This is actually something you have to consider.
	I never thought really much about it before they mentioned this, that they were agreeing with your crazy idea.
	I wish I could be there on the conversation at the Dvorak household where the kids go, you know, Dad, Adam's really right about that Democrats running Fox News thing.
	I can just hear you going, oh, brother, I'm disowning you.
	Get out of my sight.
	So in San Francisco, there's two major talk radios.
	There's three now with KNEW. But generally speaking, the original talk radio formulaic station was KGO. And it was a left-wing talk show.
	Or left-leaning.
	Although they had a couple of right-wingers on there, including an old favorite of everybody in the Bay Area named Jim Eason.
	And then the same company bought KSFO from somebody else.
	And the guy who programs KSFO, which is all right-wing talk shows, Jack Swanson, who's the station manager at KGO. Jack Swanson is an amazingly liberal liberal.
	He's a liberal's liberal.
	And so you have to start to think, well, what is a liberal's liberal doing programming the right-wing station?
	Well, the whole joke, John, is that the whole fair and balanced idea, it's really a joke.
	You know, it's like, because the Democrats, who really are the only party probably, it's all one party, they all play together, but they're balancing it out.
	It's fair and balanced.
	So there is this scene, you've got to have something else to hate.
	So the Fox News watchers hate, I mean, it doesn't get any better.
	They hate the CNN see it.
	Go on Fox News!
	Say that again?
	Exactly.
	You need that to keep people occupied.
	And so the Fox News people are still all of this acorn thing.
	And I keep seeing that independent filmmaker and actress showing up who are total boneheads, have nothing to say.
	If she tries to speak three sentences, smoke comes out of her ears.
	Well, you know, the funny thing is there was a great piece in the Washington Post for Anybody who wants to go look it up.
	You did blog it?
	Okay, I want to read it.
	I haven't read it yet.
	It's a good article in the Washington Post.
	These two people were trained at one of the right-wing think tanks.
	Of course they were.
	For years.
	And they were taught to think a certain way.
	And they did dream up this thing, I'm sure, by themselves.
	But then it was sponsored.
	There was a lot of money from Breitbart, who seems also to be something of a dual agent.
	He poses as a right-winger.
	And he always goes on interviews with this...
	What's her name again?
	With the girl.
	Yeah.
	Gisela, whatever.
	Gretchen.
	Yeah.
	Whatever her name is.
	Yeah.
	He always goes on the interviews with her.
	And he always says...
	They're grooming her to be one of these leggy chicks on Fox.
	To show some ass!
	Exactly!
	And that's what it's all about.
	You look at her and you go, ass.
	Ass.
	Ass.
	Yes.
	Acorn bad.
	Ass good.
	Acorn bad ass.
	It's like, you know what it is?
	We are all being treated and manipulated like Homer Simpson.
	And it just works.
	Homer Simpson.
	I'm telling you, that's what Homer Simpson would do.
	Homer Simpson would sit there and go, Acorn bad.
	Ass good.
	Ass good.
	Ass.
	I'll tell you this, Lori Dewey, she shows a lot.
	She shows her butt here on these pictures.
	I'm looking at the pictures.
	They're awesome.
	How awesome are they?
	I mean, she is absolutely showing her ass and crossing and uncrossing the legs.
	I mean, that's their job.
	Can you re-teleprompter?
	Uh, yes.
	Do you have a nice ass?
	It's ridiculous.
	Yes.
	You're hired.
	I mean, in this...
	You're hired.
	This...
	And by the way...
	So what are your credentials?
	Well, I went to Columbia.
	Can you stand up and turn around?
	Can I see your ass for a moment?
	Can I see your ass for a moment?
	Oh yeah, baby, you're so hired.
	That's our problem, John.
	That is the only problem we have.
	We don't have any ass on this show.
	We've got to get some ass.
	It's a radio thing.
	It's just audio.
	We wouldn't do it where we could pretend.
	We just need a sexy voice.
	What we need is amongst our jingles is some extremely ridiculously sexy voice saying something.
	That would help.
	Yeah, good idea.
	Okay, how about this one?
	This one might work.
	He's a jackass.
	Hey, what the hell happened in Sydney?
	Did you follow this red sky in Sydney?
	Did you blog about that at all?
	Please tell me you heard about it.
	No, you have to brief me on that.
	Oh, you're kidding me.
	Oh, this is the devil's tale.
	This is...
	Oh, I've got to send you these pictures.
	This will freak you out.
	All of Sydney turned completely red because of this dust.
	And, of course, no one...
	Do you think it was something to do with the crap we put in the sky last week?
	No.
	Actually, I believe there's a different theory about it.
	There's a comet.
	And this comet, you know...
	Let me look it up now while you're looking at the pictures.
	Because you will go, holy crap, when you see it.
	When you see these pictures, you'll go like, wow.
	It's called the Dragon Tale of Death.
	The Dragon Tale of Death.
	Hold on a second.
	So it's the comet, N-E-A-T... uh...
	which is uh...
	which appears straight Which appeared in November 2002, one of the brightest celestial events of the past century.
	I remember that comet.
	I saw that comet.
	Okay.
	And this thing is big.
	It's like twice the size of Jupiter.
	And apparently the theory goes that because we have these huge solar winds which are blowing across our planet right now, which no one's talking about, because the planet is changing.
	There is some actual shit going on that is not man-made and could be affecting global climate.
	The poles are...
	Within 500 to 1,000 years of swapping again.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Which is funny.
	I mean, it happens apparently every so often.
	It must be very interesting with the birds and all these other animals that have got these little kind of compasses built into their brains, how that affects them.
	And how about affecting people?
	I mean, it can affect a lot of stuff.
	And maybe that's why rock balancing is coming back.
	Look, I don't know.
	Have you seen the pictures?
	Yeah, it's like a mess.
	It's like somebody put a red filter on the camera.
	I would have to say these are not doctored pictures.
	So anyway, these solar winds are hitting the tail of the comet, and it's flooping all this red dust right down there in Australia.
	So this occurs every couple thousand years or whatever, and here it is, John.
	The myths of our most ancient peoples...
	When talking about the dragon's tail, it says, So this is what a lot of the New Agers are talking about.
	That this is, the awakening is nigh.
	It's the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
	Yes!
	Exactly!
	But you cannot deny that that's freaky.
	Yeah.
	And how come there's nothing reported on this?
	Nothing!
	I didn't even know about it.
	I watched the news.
	Yeah.
	You're just looking at ass.
	Apparently that's probably true.
	So, regarding the polls, NASA's...
	So, I'm reading these articles, I'm looking at them.
	What does this dust consist of?
	It's triggered dust particles, dust particles, dust particles.
	What are they making?
	Is it iron oxide?
	I mean, what makes it red?
	Is it volcanic dust?
	Is it cosmic dust?
	Is it bacteria from intergalactic areas unknown?
	I mean, what is the dust?
	Well, no one's reporting on that, so how the hell would I know?
	It doesn't seem to be important.
	More important is ass!
	Five of NASA's Themis spacecraft have discovered a breach in Earth's magnetic field which is ten times larger than anything previously thought to exist.
	Solar wind can flow in through the opening to load up the magnetosphere, which is right next to the blogosphere, for powerful geomagnetic storms.
	The breach, however, is not the biggest surprise.
	Researchers are even more amazed at the strange and unexpected way it forms overturning long-held ideas of space physics.
	David Seibeck of the Goddard Space Flight Center says, At first I didn't believe it!
	This finding fundamentally alters our understanding of the solar-wind-magnetosphere interaction.
	Look, I don't know what the fuck it means, but there's something going on.
	Well, that's all part of that, I think, of this pole swapping.
	There's going to be a period where we're not going to have any magnetic field.
	And during that period, the magnetic field is what's kept us from turning into Mars.
	Because Mars hasn't got a magnetic field.
	Well, there you go!
	That's what the red is about.
	What color is Mars?
	So, anyway, the point is that this happened before.
	But it causes all kinds of problems.
	But maybe we can blame it on global warming.
	Yes.
	We need algae.
	And algae cars.
	Only algae can save us at this point.
	I don't know.
	It's just...
	There's a lot of stuff going on.
	I find that they're not describing this.
	I mean, if it's this thick, showing these photos, and people should look at these photos of the cloud.
	Yeah, it'll be in the show notes.
	It's like the Red Cloud Sydney.
	And...
	You'd think there's, you know, and they said that air pollution is 1,500 times more worse than normal, which is a lot.
	You know, twice as one thing, 1,500 times worse means that there's dust in the air.
	That means there's collectors, because all the air pollution districts around the world have these devices that suck air through a filter, and then they examine all the particles.
	And so they have piles and piles of the particles, obviously, in these filters that they can analyze and then report to somebody what it is.
	Yeah.
	Well, they may be doing it, but they're not reporting it.
	Because it's not important.
	But I think you're right, John.
	It is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, and the rainbow children are going to rise up, and they will eventually save us.
	But a lot of old fuckers have got to go.
	We've got to die.
	Death panels.
	Yeah.
	No, not even death panels.
	We're in the lower vibrations, man.
	Forget about it.
	We're stuck there.
	And we're going nowhere.
	And meanwhile, everything's crashing down around us.
	The price of gold...
	Let me just say it right now.
	Within one year from today, mark it down, September 27th, gold will be over $1,500 an ounce.
	And that will come from two main things.
	The main one being the dollar will be worth shit.
	So while you go off on that tangent, it says here that there's dust, they're dumping 75,000 tons of dust per hour into the Tasman Sea.
	Which will turn the sea blood red, which is another biblical thing.
	Well, I don't know about that.
	I'm just saying, if there's that much stuff out there, we can...
	But, I don't know.
	I'll do some research between now and the next show.
	I knew that would get your interest.
	I knew that would get your interest.
	Well, I mean, it's like, what is this dust?
	I mean, is it just, you know...
	Well, you said it, John.
	No, John, you said it.
	That's a generic term.
	You said it.
	It is a generic term.
	It's like, it's dust.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's just fucking dust, man.
	What's the problem?
	It's dust.
	It's just dust.
	It's just red dust.
	That's what it is.
	What kind of dust is it?
	Red dust.
	I am amazed, though, that you hadn't even heard about this, and this is what always gets me, which makes me happy, because I know that if you had not heard about this red dust, and let's face it, it is spectacular to see those pictures.
	You'll find them in the show notes at noagendashow.com.
	While you're there, you might want to consider donating to the show.
	Because I bet you a lot of people out there didn't know about this red dust in Sydney either, about the magnetic poles swapping around.
	This is what we do.
	We are media assassins.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth, and we look at ass on Fox.
	And that is surely worth a donation.
	That is.
	And while we're on the topic, I might as well mention some people that donated this last segment.
	Including, I guess, Felix Schindel from Zurich re-donated 100.
	Oh, thank you.
	That's probably 10 euros.
	Well, he's got a number to count.
	He probably does.
	Anyone with the name Felix is usually loaded.
	Brian Leslie in Bremerton, Washington, 6783.
	And I think there was a note about what that means.
	I think it was like some...
	What, 6715?
	6783.
	I think it was a bill, some Patriot Act number or something like that.
	I thought people were going to start telling us what these were.
	Well, they do, and then it shows up.
	By the way, if anybody's writing in the subject line, no agenda, do not use N-A. Type the entire two words, no agenda, because when you use a search engine and you just type in N-A, a million things come up, because everything with N and an A kind of shows up.
	So use no agenda, please.
	Yeah, I agree.
	That is a little bit annoying.
	DUI-help.com in San Francisco sent us another 50 so they can get another plug.
	Cool.
	And that's DUI-help.
	And Barry Wilson of Coffs Harbor, Australia gave us 50.
	Thank you.
	And then there's a place in the Netherlands, and you have to pronounce it, it's...
	Z-A-L-T-B-O-M-M-E-L Zaltbommel?
	Zaltbommel.
	Zaltbommel?
	Zaltbommel is a very famous place in the Netherlands, yes.
	What is it?
	It's a place where they got dust.
	It's like a town like Dayton?
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's the Dayton, Ohio of the Netherlands.
	Zaltbommel.
	When it was White Rabbit.
	Send us $50 and then follow it up with another $25 for some unknown reason.
	Maybe because they wanted to donate $75.
	And we appreciate it.
	Marcin Bikiza.
	M-A-R-C-I-N is the first name and then the last name is B-E-K-I-E-S-Z-A. Gave us 50.
	I can't pronounce the last name.
	I don't know what kind of name it is.
	I can't figure it out.
	You think it was from the area?
	No.
	That came in from Edinburgh, Scotland.
	Properly pronounced Edinburgh.
	So we had a big discussion, a family discussion about this.
	How does E-D-I-N-B-U-R-G-H get to be pronounced Edinburgh?
	Edinburgh.
	But it's Edinburgh.
	It's Edinburgh.
	Edinburgh.
	Something like that.
	Edinburgh.
	Whatever.
	There's a really famous bar in San Francisco, which is the Edinburgh Castle.
	And it's always pronounced Edinburgh.
	Okay.
	It should be pronounced Edinburgh.
	Edinburgh.
	Edinburgh.
	Okay, here's our big donor, the one that we should have called out at the beginning of the show, and we should have just given him all the credit.
	Cullen Chase McCarthy gave us $400.
	Wow.
	Which was nice.
	Awesome.
	And what's interesting is Cullen Chase McCarthy is in Madrid.
	Oh, that's very cool, dude.
	Yeah, I thought so.
	Yeah.
	Robert Lee in Clinton, North Carolina, and I bet you he gave us 100.
	And I'll bet you his middle initial is E. I'm missing the joke.
	It would be Robert E. Lee.
	That's a very famous Southern name.
	If you're in the South and he's in the South, he's in North Carolina.
	But then again, he might not be.
	He's waving that Confederate flag.
	Hold on a second, John.
	I just want to play the theme song for a moment.
	Go ahead.
	Continue with your donations.
	Robert Phillips, Jacksonville, Florida, $100.
	Matthew McDonald in Calgary gave us $56.83, which is another code bill number we lost track of.
	And then $50 from the OKC Defensive Tactics Association.
	Oklahoma City defensive tactics, I guess, but he's in Edmond, Oklahoma, which I believe is a suburb or something.
	And that, by the way, is a whole other thing we should delve into one of these days.
	If you want to hear real conspiracy theories, then the Oklahoma City bombing is a huge one we should talk about, not to be overlooked.
	A little bookmark that we talk about that one day.
	Okay, we'll talk about it one day.
	You're going to bring them all the cornball stuff.
	By the way, I want everybody out there, if you can donate to the show, we appreciate it.
	We'll call you out if you give us 50 or more.
	And if you have coded numbers, send us an email and we'll try to figure it out.
	Or let us try to just be boneheads and figure it out for ourselves.
	But go to noagenda.com.
	NoGendashow.com or Dvorak.org slash NA. And we need more people like Cullen Chase McCarthy.
	And he's in Madrid, so the Americans should be saying, well, this guy's Spanish, giving these guys the Spanish economies in shambles.
	Oh, it was the first one to go in Europe.
	It was the first one to completely crumble, absolutely.
	Before we forget, John, the dinner on this coming Saturday in Vegas is not happening, I presume?
	We didn't get enough people to sign up?
	No, we couldn't get enough.
	We were short.
	And we actually probably, we went past the booking date, so everybody's going to get their money back.
	Well, everybody, like all four people, like big deal.
	There was a fifth one that showed up.
	Oh, there was a fifth one, but it was too late.
	We needed ten to even be able to pay for our plane tickets and lodging.
	It's not like a big money maker.
	We won't do this at such a last minute.
	This was kind of thrown together sloppily.
	It was poorly done.
	It was poorly executed.
	Well, then why don't we execute properly for once?
	Well, you know, we're not that talented.
	Yes, all we are is red dust in the wind.
	Well, you finally found it.
	It took me long enough.
	I know.
	So, anyway, noagendashow.com.
	We appreciate it.
	And dvorak.org slash NN. You'll have the buttons there.
	You can click on those.
	We'll add some new buttons this week.
	Because some people want like 20...
	I've gotten requests for the weirdest things.
	Well, we're going to have to go along with inflation.
	We have to start upping these numbers because a buck just ain't what a buck used to be when we started this show.
	As a matter of fact, it's not the way the American dollar is going.
	That's probably why the Europeans don't have as much.
	At some point, the Felix Schindles and the Colin Chase McCarthy's, they're going to be able to put in five euros and we're going to be getting a $500 donation.
	Yeah, except it won't buy all that much over here.
	That's the only problem.
	It's not going to buy that much.
	Not that much water for you.
	So what do you think, by the way, we're talking about people in Zurich.
	What do you think about the fact that Roman Polanski was arrested on behest of the United States in Switzerland?
	Oh, recently you mean?
	Today.
	You're kidding me!
	Or last night, in the last day or so.
	I didn't know that happened.
	The top story on the blog right now.
	Oh, I'm sorry, I don't read your blog.
	It's got good stuff on it.
	Yeah, uh-huh.
	I don't know, that's weird.
	And he was arrested in Zurich.
	But why was he arrested?
	Just as the Schindel donation came in.
	Coincidence?
	Ah, read the book.
	I don't know.
	You tell me.
	What's the significance of it?
	Well, he's been floating around Europe all this while.
	For like 30 years, right?
	Yeah.
	And he steps out, but he's always in the EU... And so he steps into Switzerland, and the Swiss, which usually don't do the bidding of the United States, they're pretty independent.
	Well, I don't know, ever since that IRS thing came down where they had to disclose 4,000 or 5,000 names of people who had Swiss bank accounts, maybe there's like, hey, and you know what?
	While you're at it, get us Roman Polanski, bitch!
	Come on, Switzerland!
	That's what could be happening.
	Well, something's up.
	I mean, there's something behind this, because, I mean, yeah, the Roman Polanski thing, there's actually a very good documentary done on Roman Polanski on PBS that showed that he was basically a patsy for some judge.
	I mean, some judge had a hard on, as it were.
	Yeah, it was probably a real child molester.
	It could be.
	Whatever the case...
	This is an old, you know, this is old.
	And the fact that it's not just, you know, dead letter by now.
	Yeah, that all of a sudden it just pops up.
	That is kind of interesting.
	Pops up out of the blue and gets a lot of ink.
	Yeah.
	And Polanski's now coming back, apparently.
	He's 76.
	Yeah.
	Throw that guy in jail.
	And what was it?
	He had sex with his babysitter who was underage?
	Some 13-year-old.
	I thought it was a 15-year-old.
	Well, by the way, it's disgusting.
	I mean, that is totally wrong.
	But, of course, we can have the Phillips woman on Oprah saying, Oh, yeah, you know, my dad boned me.
	You know, it's all floating around in the air, John.
	And then we got the priest screwing little boys.
	I mean, we're sick!
	We're sick!
	We're sick!
	We're totally sick.
	No wonder the Red Dusk is coming to kill us.
	We have to be exterminated.
	Most people aren't engaging in anything.
	Let's face it.
	So they're going to bring him back and I was going to do it.
	Well, maybe he'll direct a movie.
	There you go.
	He can do District 9 Part 2.
	District 9.
	We've come full circle.
	I just sent you a link, which I'm going to put in the show notes.
	We don't have time today to discuss the whole thing.
	It's an interview about this woman named Siebel Edmonds, who is a whistleblower, who was a Turkish Farsi translator for the FBI. And she has done a full-blown expose on corruption, espionage, which involves congressmen, it involves...
	Just all kinds of money.
	Turkey apparently is like some spider in the web when it comes to sending information to the Israelis, to the Saudis, to the Russians, to the Iranians.
	And you've got to read this interview.
	was printed in the American Conservative.
	And she was the most gagged woman in America at one point and couldn't talk about anything.
	It's of the Rand Corporation.
	It's just how all this money and information flows, how it's bought and sold, and how it all runs through Congress and through all these jackasses who are now czars or special envoys who were in previous administrations.
	You've just got to read it.
	Maybe we can talk about it on Thursday, John.
	I just really wanted to bring it up.
	because it's...
	Oh, yeah, and you're going to put a link in the show notes Link in the show notes at noagendashow.com.
	It's just outstanding journalism, although it's really a Q&A. It's basically an interview.
	Yeah, but to get the woman and to publish it, I think, is really good.
	American Conservatives turning out to be a pretty good magazine.
	Yeah, it's not bad.
	And then the one other thing I'd like to just point out, we had the G20. Of course, the G20 now being hailed by...
	A number of leaders as this is the organization who is going to fix the global economy.
	We will have a global unit and we will rule everything and we'll make it all better.
	So that's now the G20. It's sticking.
	The marketing messaging has worked.
	So this, of course, took place in Pittsburgh, which has some historical significance actually, but I don't want to get into that.
	And for the first time, they used an acoustic weapon on American citizens.
	Besides the gas.
	Yeah, and it wasn't tear gas.
	It was some other nasty type of gas.
	It was the stuff they used to use in the 60s on the students at the University of California.
	This is the...
	I love the voice, by the way.
	I'd love to get a jingle of that voice.
	Citizens go away, disperse, disperse.
	and then they turn on this weapon.
	I love this dude.
	It's great.
	Let's turn on the...
	Turn on your weapon!
	I love this thing.
	And of course, John, you'd have no problem because you'd be like, I have my handy earplugs, Smithers.
	Let me put them in my ears.
	You can't hurt me.
	This thing can actually cause aneurysms.
	I mean, it of course doesn't translate onto a YouTube video or other recording.
	I hereby declare this to be an unlawful assembly.
	Yes!
	I hereby declare this to be an unlawful...
	It's like Stephen Hawkins sitting there.
	I hereby declare this to be an unlawful assembly.
	Unlawful assembly?
	Isn't that like in our Bill of Rights?
	Pittsburgh Chief Police, I hereby declare this to be an unlawful assembly.
	By order of the city of Pittsburgh, I hereby declare this to be an unlawful assembly.
	I mean, that is...
	That's the kind of shit that you would see in District 9.
	I mean, seriously.
	That's just...
	I mean, an unlawful assembly.
	And there was just a bunch of kids milling around the park.
	And they were driving down city blocks with people with, you know, kids on bikes and babies out on the porch.
	And they're blasting this fucking sound cannon at people.
	I order all those assembled to immediately disperse.
	You must leave the immediate vicinity.
	If you remain in this immediate vicinity, you will be in violation of the Pennsylvania Crimes Code, no matter what your purpose is.
	That's scary.
	That's just scary.
	No matter what your purpose is.
	That's just scary.
	I'm sorry.
	It's disgusting.
	It's ridiculous.
	The fact that the public, they should find out who these people are that even invited the G20 into town.
	They should vote them all out of office.
	Why are these people running for office?
	Why are these people in office?
	How do they get re-elected?
	Well, of course, they all throw their hands.
	It wasn't my fault.
	But the fact is they should be run out of office as fast as they can and put somebody new in.
	No, John, you're wrong because you're being unpatriotic.
	You're being unpatriotic because the G20 is saving the world.
	Are you out of your mind?
	Hey, hey, hey!
	So, anyway, go to noagendashow.com and give us some, we need some contributions, and we'll play more stuff like this to make you even more depressed.
	But you don't have to be, because the rainbow children are rising up.
	They are coming into their true, the higher vibrations.
	Yeah, you can laugh about it, John, but you've got one of them.
	I met your daughter.
	She's a rainbow child.
	She's a baker who makes a mess.
	Okay, that too.
	But that's okay.
	Because you know what?
	Even when the rainbow children come to save the world, we will need bread and cake.
	And the funny thing is, well, here's the thing.
	So she made, it was my son's birthday, so she made a carrot cake because that's what he wanted.
	She hates carrot cake.
	So she can't be all bad if she hates carrot cake.
	No, she's not.
	I'm telling you, my daughter, your daughter, they are the ones who will care.
	They are going to, the light will overcome the dark.
	All we have to do is think positive.
	And balance some rocks.
	Think positively.
	That's what we need.
	Here it is.
	Think positive, balance some rocks, and keep watching ass on television.
	Have a good day.
	From Gitmo Nation West in San Francisco, California, still under threat of eminent domain, I'm Adam Curry.
	Gitmo Nation Pacific Northwest, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll talk to you again on Thursday right here on No Agenda.

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